1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,046 --> 00:00:05,048 [slinky funk music] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:50,746 Man: All right, y'all got everything? 5 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:51,921 -Yep. -Yeah, I think so. 6 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,270 All right. Let's go. 7 00:00:57,318 --> 00:00:59,146 There you go. Have a good trip. 8 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,973 Okay... 9 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,193 -Hey, Mr. T. -Hey, Kirk! 10 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,281 -Katie. -Hey. 11 00:01:04,368 --> 00:01:05,282 You two excited? 12 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,414 -Yeah. -Yeah. 13 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:09,069 Right, right. Yeah, yeah. 14 00:01:09,156 --> 00:01:11,201 Hey, Mr. T. You haven't quit yet? 15 00:01:11,288 --> 00:01:13,073 Any day now. Ha ha. 16 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,379 Heh. 17 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:16,946 Richard! 18 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:19,122 -Oh! -Whoa! Hey! No. 19 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,602 [chuckling] Good, that's good. 20 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:23,344 Uh, thank you, Jessica. Very inappropriate. 21 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,432 Okay. 22 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:25,824 I'm so juiced. 23 00:01:25,911 --> 00:01:27,652 This is gonna be fire. 24 00:01:29,872 --> 00:01:31,482 I don't know what that means. 25 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,980 -Good morning, Mr. Thompson. -Hi, Maddy. 26 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:53,113 Whoa! How much you bench? 27 00:01:58,292 --> 00:01:59,858 Woman: Morgan! 28 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:01,295 [sighs] 29 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,429 Have a great trip. 30 00:02:08,432 --> 00:02:10,173 -Be good. -I will. 31 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:11,957 -I love you? -Love you, too. 32 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,355 What up, Mr. T? 33 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,183 Hey, Wings, will you give us a-- 34 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:23,534 Oh, never mind, we got it. 35 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,536 Hey, Morgan. Will you give us a hand? 36 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,150 [all grunt] 37 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:33,501 Mr. Thompson: Whoo! Thanks, Buddy. 38 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:34,589 I got you. 39 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:37,505 [panting] 40 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:38,810 [sighs] 41 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:02,747 [whispers] What's up? 42 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:04,967 [sighs] 43 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,012 Um... 44 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:08,536 Hi. 45 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:09,667 Hey. 46 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:15,586 Okay. 47 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,339 Maddy: Hey, Morgan. 48 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,253 Hey, Maddy. 49 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:34,562 -You excited? -Yeah, get me out of here. 50 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:35,998 All right! 51 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:39,175 Who's ready for the O.C.N.? 52 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:40,698 Yeah! 53 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,483 -Oh, man. -What's up, my old phony? 54 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:44,920 Good to see you, Wings, as always. 55 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,661 How is everyone? Comfortable? 56 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:49,011 Cigars? Cigarettes? Hand stuff? 57 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,056 I don't know. I'm offering it all, people. 58 00:03:51,143 --> 00:03:53,015 -Hey, guys. -Hey. 59 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:55,670 [imitates explosion, both imitating satellite beeping] 60 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:58,803 Ahem. Sorry, bro, just let me, uh, get in here real fast. 61 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,545 So, is it a rock-paper-scissors thing or... 62 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:04,200 Sorry, Maddy. It's top-secret. 63 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,594 Only the receptive shall receive. 64 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:07,943 That doesn't mean anything. 65 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:09,336 You don't mean anything. 66 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,815 [chuckling] I'm just kidding. 67 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:13,035 So, are you guys ready for California? 68 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:15,516 I hear they got beaches. 69 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,039 Muscle beaches. 70 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:18,258 I'm just looking forward to meeting 71 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,129 some California girls. 72 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,305 Not to mention the international beauties. 73 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:23,393 Are you planning to woo them 74 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,177 with your stupid friendship song? 75 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,703 Hey... you don't talk about the friendship song. 76 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,661 -Friendship song is iced shit. -Mm-hmm. 77 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:33,273 One day, you will tell me what it means. 78 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,883 You guys looking forward to the Music Exchange? 79 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:35,927 Hell, yeah. 80 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:37,233 What's that? 81 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,930 Mr. T explained it at rehearsal. 82 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,802 Oh? Yeah, I wasn't listening. 83 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,194 It's where we sit with an international band, 84 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,674 and we play each other's music. 85 00:04:43,761 --> 00:04:45,459 -Ohh... -And... 86 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,461 you may not speak the same language... 87 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,332 -Uh-huh. -But you communicate 88 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:50,507 through eye contact. 89 00:04:50,594 --> 00:04:51,769 -Uh-huh. -[laughs] 90 00:04:51,856 --> 00:04:54,076 -And the sensual sound of song. -Yeah. 91 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:57,471 Maybe I'll get to share keys with a hot Brazilian, 92 00:04:57,558 --> 00:05:00,082 accidentally touch hands. 93 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,520 [all laughing] 94 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:05,827 [grunting] 95 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:13,400 [both moaning] 96 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,489 Oh, my God, Morgan, look who it is. 97 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,578 [funk music] 98 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,832 Ugh! Gross, man. 99 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,487 Your-- Your retainer spit all over me. 100 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,884 Bet you wish that was your cheek slathered in saliva, don't you? 101 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,321 -Shut up. -I can go get you a sample. 102 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,192 You realize you don't stand a chance, right? 103 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,934 Unless you, I don't know, talked to her? 104 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,675 -[laughs] "Talked." -"Talked." 105 00:06:11,762 --> 00:06:13,329 [both laughing] "To her"! 106 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,070 It's not that hard. 107 00:06:15,157 --> 00:06:18,290 "Hi, my name is Morgan. I like books. What is female?" 108 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:19,814 -[forced laugh] -God. 109 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,384 Good morning, Richard. 110 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,037 Ready for your... first band trip? 111 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:28,562 Ohh, yes, sir. I'm looking forward to it. 112 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:31,260 Good. Good. You'll do... fine. 113 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:36,091 Now, I am obligated to ask you 114 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,267 because of some unsettling events 115 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:40,356 that have just come to light, heh-- 116 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:43,272 Not with you! Not... here, of course. 117 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:45,230 Elsewhere. 118 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:49,147 The PTA asked me to ask that you-- 119 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,585 not just you, all the faculty-- 120 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,674 not, um... 121 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,024 and that is not to say that we think that you would... 122 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,854 We don't enjoy making people feel uncomfortable. 123 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,464 No. Not at all. Please. 124 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,944 Well, you know, 125 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:06,034 I hate to be so specific, but the PTA... 126 00:07:06,121 --> 00:07:07,775 You know, they really demand directness 127 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,733 with this sort of thing. 128 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,474 Well, yeah, you have to be direct. 129 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,520 Mm, yes. Better to say something 130 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,217 than leave it unsaid. 131 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,654 So I'll say it. 132 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:24,487 The PTA has asked me to ask you 133 00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:29,405 not to, uh, do anything, 134 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:32,147 you know... with the, uh... 135 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,281 You know. 136 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:37,935 -Oh, God. -I know! I know.. 137 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:40,677 You would never do somethin' so heinous. 138 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:42,549 But they feel we should be blunt 139 00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:43,941 when it comes to matters like this. 140 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,595 -Unsettling as they may be. -Of course. 141 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:48,468 And I appreciate your being so direct. 142 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,382 But let me be clear that I would never-- 143 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,167 No doubt. No doubt. 144 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:53,995 We have the utmost confidence in you. 145 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:56,214 After all, you turned around the music department. 146 00:07:56,301 --> 00:07:57,651 [chuckling] 147 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,914 Everyone loves you! The-- the parents, 148 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,307 the kids. 149 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:04,353 We just ask that you don't... 150 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,050 Of course. No. And thank you. 151 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,356 I just-- let me assure you that I would never-- 152 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:09,793 No assurance needed. I assured you! 153 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,229 [chuckling] 154 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,362 It's just that California's a coastal state, 155 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:15,059 and many find it bewitching. 156 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:16,017 You understand. 157 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:17,975 [sighs] Yes. Yes. 158 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,457 Anyway, glad we could have this frank talk. 159 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,024 Yes! Me, too. 160 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:26,288 -You won't, uh... -No! Definitely not. 161 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:28,072 Pinky swear. 162 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:32,033 Good! Well, you... 163 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,817 better get a move on. 164 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:34,949 Have fun! 165 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,168 But not too much fun! 166 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,300 [forced laugh] 167 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,303 [sighs] 168 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,347 -Boo! -[screams] 169 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:43,827 [giggling] I got you. 170 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:46,047 Good one, Jessica! Please take your seat. 171 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,309 Okay. [giggles] 172 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:49,703 [sighs] 173 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:52,488 [clears throat] 174 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,317 [click, mic feedback] 175 00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,405 [over speakers] Good morning, students! 176 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:58,015 All: Good morning, Mr. T. 177 00:08:58,102 --> 00:09:00,452 -All right! Janice... -[drumsticks tapping] 178 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,193 [tapping softens] 179 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,326 To make sure that you're all here in this reality, 180 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:07,764 I shall now... take... the roll. 181 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,637 -Tony. -Here. 182 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:11,855 Congratulations. You exist. 183 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,204 -Wayne. -Here. 184 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,728 Congratulations. Wings. 185 00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,512 -Yo! -Congrats. 186 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:18,558 Maddy. Good mornin'. 187 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,690 Uh, Jessica exists to torment me. 188 00:09:20,777 --> 00:09:21,909 I love you! 189 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:23,388 Inappropriate. Morgan. 190 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:26,130 -Yes, very inappropriate! -Thank you! 191 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,958 Siblings, Kirk and Katie. 192 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,525 Kirk and Katie: Here! 193 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,223 Right. And Janice, as ever, is present. 194 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,747 And then there's.... 195 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,749 Yes! I exist. 196 00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:36,967 Uh, fortunately. 197 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:38,229 Jason, I hereby banish you 198 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,840 to the plane of nonexistence 199 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,406 until your musical skills are required. 200 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:44,932 [groaning and blubbing] 201 00:09:45,019 --> 00:09:47,021 -Yvette. -[wolf whistle] 202 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:49,893 Good morning. And last but not least... me. 203 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,463 Thank you. 204 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,770 Joining us on our flight will be Mr. Darren, 205 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:57,771 the Red Baron. 206 00:09:57,858 --> 00:10:00,208 [students cheer and applaud] 207 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,775 All right, does everybody have 208 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,646 everything they need for this trip? 209 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:04,995 Because once we hit the freeway, 210 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,823 there's no comin' back, that's it. 211 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,651 Anyone? 212 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:09,652 You guys excited? 213 00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,393 Students: Yeah! 214 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,350 Let's kick some ass. 215 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,483 [all cheering] 216 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,182 [air brakes hiss] 217 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,923 -Woman: Bye, kids! -Man: Bye! 218 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,796 -Man 2: Call me! Call me! -[overlapping goodbyes] 219 00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,321 Woman: Bye! Love you! 220 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,846 [upbeat music] 221 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,287 Wah, wah, wah! 222 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,116 [laughing] 223 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,597 [laughing] 224 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,515 [indistinct chatter] 225 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,821 [message alert chimes] 226 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,653 [message alert chimes] 227 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:58,309 Okay, kids, let's go! Let's go. Back on the bus. 228 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,007 Back on the bus. Let's ride. 229 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,009 Boy: But I didn't get to go potty. 230 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,360 [upbeat music continues] 231 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,366 [loud fart] 232 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,585 [students groaning] 233 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,587 -Girl 1: Who was that? -Girl 2: That was Jason. 234 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,067 -Girl 1: Jason! -Students: Jason! 235 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,982 Kirk: Go to the back, guys, man. 236 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,070 Girl 2: To the back of the bus, where it already stinks. 237 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:22,290 Girl 1: Farther. All the way. 238 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,031 Girl 2: Uggh! Pillow. 239 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,120 [motor revving] 240 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,345 [Wings snoring] 241 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,482 [snorts, snores] 242 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:04,941 [whispering] Sorry, I couldn't sleep. 243 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,943 Mind if I sit here? 244 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:10,251 Uh... [stammers] Uh, yeah. 245 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,382 No, go ahead. 246 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,517 What are you looking for? 247 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,911 -Huh? -Your book? 248 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:21,828 Oh! Yeah, it was-- it was at the gas station. 249 00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:24,526 Um, it tells you places to visit 250 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:28,530 based on what you're... looking for. 251 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,271 What are you looking for? 252 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,928 Uh, I-I have-- I haven't traveled much. 253 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,017 [stammering] 254 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,062 I just got the book. 255 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:42,587 What-- What are you into? 256 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:48,071 Oh, you know, different stuff. Art, jazz... history. 257 00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,639 Really? You? I-- 258 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,033 I-I mean, me too. 259 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,209 Wh-What kind of history do you like? 260 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,688 Sexual history. 261 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,777 What? 262 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,561 You know, procreation, 263 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,693 our biological and cultural frameworks. 264 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,608 How they've changed over the millennia. 265 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,045 Evolution wouldn't work 266 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,916 if we weren't hardwired to enjoy sex. 267 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,310 So, pleasure is not only natural, 268 00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,311 it's essential. 269 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,355 Isn't that neat? 270 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,533 Um... [stammering] Definitely, yeah. 271 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,362 [scoffs] Procreation is the best. 272 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:23,977 Uh, you must have... fun homework. 273 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:25,108 Can I sleep with you? 274 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,631 What? 275 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:29,591 The big doofus up there keeps falling on me. 276 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,071 Don't make me go back. 277 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,074 Oh, and your shoulder is so comfortable. 278 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:36,859 Uh... yeah. No problem. 279 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,427 Be mine... guest. 280 00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:40,645 Thanks. 281 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,474 Your girlfriend won't mind? 282 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,693 What, Maddy? 283 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,217 Oh... no, we're not friends. 284 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,567 We're-- We're just friends. 285 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:52,701 Good. I wouldn't want to steal you from anyone. 286 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,398 Just borrow you. 287 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,533 Mmm. You smell nice. 288 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,536 You don't mind? 289 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:05,757 Um... what a-- what about your girlfriend? 290 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,849 Wings? Oh, we're not really together. 291 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,981 I'm not even sure if he likes me anymore. 292 00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:20,860 What are you doing? 293 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:21,904 [whispering] Homework. 294 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:25,734 -Are you crazy? -Shh. 295 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,605 No one has to know. 296 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,564 We can do it quietly. 297 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:31,827 Just don't wake up... 298 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,655 -[gasping] -[gasps] 299 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,962 [panting] 300 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,183 [sighs] 301 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,753 -You okay? -Huh? 302 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,581 [sighs] 303 00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,843 It was a-- a ba-- 304 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,281 Muscle cramp. 305 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,545 [gasps] 306 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,678 [laughing] 307 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,332 Maddy: Muscle cramp, huh? 308 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,116 Well, only one way to fix that. 309 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:01,813 Don't... say it. 310 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,728 [giggling] 311 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:04,991 Don't say it. 312 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,603 [loud clatter, tires screeching] 313 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,083 [students shrieking] 314 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,823 -Boy: Yo... what-- -Girl: What was that? 315 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,694 Boy 2: What's going on? 316 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,261 [tires screeching] 317 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,740 Shit. 318 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,309 [engine dying] 319 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,399 It wasn't me. 320 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,664 [light jazz music] 321 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,266 I've been in worse. 322 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,398 Who wants to share a bed? 323 00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,878 [door squeaks, closes] 324 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,317 Wings: All right, this one's mine. 325 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,797 You guys can have that thing. 326 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,843 [grunts] 327 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:26,898 Wanna sleep ass to mouth? 328 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,639 You mean head to toe? 329 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,772 -Yeah. -No. 330 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,964 It sucks, we should be at the ocean right now. 331 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,836 At least the water's clear. [sink sprays] 332 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,882 No hair in the shower. 333 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,884 Smells like ham sandwiches. 334 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:58,321 -Sheets are clean. -Yeah, but what is this? 335 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:01,585 -Is this blood? -Oh, my God. 336 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,544 I can't tell. 337 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,633 Why does it always look dark in these places? 338 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,939 Because sin lives in the shadows. 339 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,812 Hey, speaking of sin... 340 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,034 You ready? 341 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,513 -Yes. -Alright. 342 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,385 [chuckles] 343 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,084 [chuckles] 344 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,520 [phone beeps] 345 00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,612 Holy shit. 346 00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:32,964 [sighs] [chuckles] 347 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,618 I can't believe we're stranded here. 348 00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:36,794 Yeah, I know, but on the bright side, no parents. 349 00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:40,015 And Mr. Thompson barely counts as adult supervision. 350 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,365 I wonder if there's any food around here. 351 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,672 -Holy shit. -What? 352 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:50,591 Dude, Tony says the girls just invited them over for an orgy. 353 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,028 -No way. -Yeah, I know, but look. 354 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,900 Man, they're just messing with him. 355 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,424 He says they're serious. 356 00:17:57,511 --> 00:18:00,122 No, then they're definitely messing with him. 357 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:03,082 Yeah, I guess. Girls are just so immature. 358 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,909 -Totally. -Boy: What are you looking at? 359 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,998 -Nothing. Nothing. -It's stupid. 360 00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:15,224 -It's one of those 3D pics? -Mm... 361 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,619 [sighing] [grunting] 362 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,883 -You don't think... -That they'd actually... 363 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,798 -There's no way, right? -No, no way, of course not. 364 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,930 They're just messing with us, or them, messing with them. 365 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,280 [laughs] 366 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,890 -They're so gullible. -I know. 367 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,631 But not us. We're better than that. No way. 368 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:31,980 Mm-mm. 369 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,114 [sighs] 370 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,772 -Desk Clerk: Hi. -Hi, is there a liquor store nearby? 371 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,861 -Um... -Thompson: Liquor store? 372 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,038 What for? 373 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,781 Um... supplies, air freshener for... 374 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,609 Jason's gas problem. 375 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,351 Uh-huh. Come here for a second. 376 00:18:57,875 --> 00:19:00,487 Hey, you know this is my first band trip, right? 377 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:03,359 -Yeah. -Yeah, it's not going that great. 378 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,057 So, uh, till the bus is fixed, 379 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,669 I kinda need to take us somewhere that's at least somewhat... 380 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,149 educational. 381 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,368 Can you help me pick one? 382 00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:16,111 -Okay. -It's just that you're a good student. 383 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,332 I'm not a good teacher, and I'm a temporary one at that, so... 384 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,768 Till the band kicks off. 385 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,291 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The band, the band. 386 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:27,905 Well, I can research these tonight and hook you up tomorrow. 387 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,603 Would you? Oh, Morgan, that would rock. 388 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:32,345 Thank you very much, I appreciate you. 389 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,042 Oh, one more thing. 390 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,522 Will you help me keep an eye on the others? 391 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,132 [sighs] Dude... 392 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,439 I know, nobody wants to be a narc, it's just that... 393 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,049 I'm all by myself out here. 394 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,791 Just keep an ear out, no one will know. 395 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:48,230 Besides, I'll know if anyone leaves their room after curfew. 396 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,278 -Really? -Yeah. 397 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,497 Just a little something my teacher did to our rooms back in the day. 398 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:57,021 'Course, we got around it. 399 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,592 Let's just say there was a sacrificial lamb 400 00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,246 with political capital. 401 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,685 -I have no idea what that means. -Well, good! 402 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:11,558 Hey, it's our little secret, though, right, Mr. My Spy? 403 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,907 Right. 404 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,660 Is there a liquor store nearby? 405 00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,315 [rock music plays] 406 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,462 [door opens and closes] 407 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:47,855 How'd you do? 408 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,509 Pretty good. We got a problem though. 409 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:50,379 What? 410 00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,468 Mr. Th-- Oh, Jesus! 411 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:53,948 Mr. Thompson's gonna know if we leave. 412 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,428 Said he's gonna do something to the rooms. 413 00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,430 -Like a booby trap? -I don't know. 414 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,910 -What should we do? -I mean, not much we can do. 415 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,173 This could be like the most important night of our lives. 416 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,394 So a little trouble might just be the price of admission. 417 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,353 I guess. Did you find out where it is? 418 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,137 Oh, yeah, I have a hunch. 419 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:10,704 Yeah? No! 420 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,401 Now we smell like twinsies, dude, come on! 421 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,882 -That is not a good thing, Jason. -Yes, it is! 422 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,884 [door knocks] 423 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,408 That's curfew, ladies. No going out, okay? 424 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:22,193 All: Okay, Mr. T! 425 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,718 -Don't stay up too late. -We won't! 426 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:34,728 [door knocks] 427 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,860 That's curfew. Goodnight, you two. 428 00:21:36,947 --> 00:21:38,384 Goodnight. 429 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:44,868 [door knocks] 430 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,566 Curfew. Goodnight, gentlemen. 431 00:21:46,653 --> 00:21:48,611 Goodnight, Mr. T! [yells] 432 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:51,962 [door knocks] 433 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:53,703 That's curfew. Goodnight, boys. 434 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:55,836 -Goodnight, Mr. T. -Goodnight. 435 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,232 Cutting it close. 436 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,497 Nothing fancy. 437 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:05,672 Got to keep it casual in case they open that door 438 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:08,022 and nothing's going on inside. 439 00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,371 What do you guys want? 440 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,112 Nothing, just borrowing some sugar. 441 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,548 Well, there's no sugar here. 442 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:13,854 But there's plenty of honey. 443 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,986 [laughs] Where are you guys goin'? 444 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:18,293 -Nowhere. Nowhere. -Nowhere. 445 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,035 [whispering] Death is just a state of mind. 446 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:22,297 [whispering] True friendship won't be left behind. 447 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,691 [explosive noises, satellite noises] 448 00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:25,996 Come on. 449 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,216 Nerds. 450 00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:37,704 [sighs] 451 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:38,922 [whispering] Okay, come on. 452 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,492 -[Jason shrieks] -Jesus. Hey, guys. 453 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:44,754 -Shh. -Shh. 454 00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:45,842 [whispering] Where are you going? 455 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,366 The girls are having an orgy. 456 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:48,367 -What? -Shh! 457 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,542 [whispering] Shut up. 458 00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:50,891 You can't be serious. 459 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,109 It's probably nothing. 460 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,242 Where you going? 461 00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:56,113 Bowling. 462 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,377 You're in trouble because Mr. T put paper in all the doors. 463 00:22:58,464 --> 00:22:59,682 -Boobytrap. -That's right. 464 00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:00,901 We can help seal you back in. 465 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,511 No, I wanna go. 466 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:03,686 What? 467 00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,471 To the orgy. Where is it? 468 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,908 [laughing] Maddy, you jest. 469 00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:10,563 No, I'm serious. It sounds interesting. 470 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,086 Hold on. I'll be right back. 471 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,528 Where are you going? 472 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,182 That's your job. Which way? 473 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:23,445 You're ditching Maddy? I thought you liked her. 474 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:24,925 I do, but we're just friends. 475 00:23:25,012 --> 00:23:26,535 -So are we. -Yeah, but you invited me, 476 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,058 so I can't ditch you. 477 00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:29,146 [knock on door] 478 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,279 [door creaks] 479 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:33,586 Hey. 480 00:23:33,673 --> 00:23:35,022 You want something? 481 00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:36,371 Uh... 482 00:23:37,328 --> 00:23:38,286 Sugar? 483 00:23:38,373 --> 00:23:39,722 Okay, who invited you? 484 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,507 Tony. 485 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:43,770 Tony, did you invite them? 486 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:44,901 -Ow! -Way to go. 487 00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:46,816 Now it's a sausage fest. 488 00:23:46,903 --> 00:23:48,165 Send them away. 489 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:49,645 Jessica: Sorry, boys. 490 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:52,213 Wait! You want Mr. Thompson to find out? 491 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,215 Why, you gonna narc on us? 492 00:23:54,302 --> 00:23:55,346 No. 493 00:23:58,828 --> 00:23:59,829 But this will. 494 00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:00,874 What the hell is that? 495 00:24:00,961 --> 00:24:01,875 Boobytrap. 496 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:02,919 Indeed. 497 00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:05,356 But we have a solution. 498 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,575 What is it? 499 00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:09,273 First... may we come in? 500 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,145 -It's chilly out here. -[shivers] 501 00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:16,759 You wearing a wire? 502 00:24:18,021 --> 00:24:21,503 I'm kidding. Come on, maybe you two can double up or something. 503 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,200 Hurry up. 504 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:39,695 [Wings blows raspberry] 505 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,046 So, how did you know? 506 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:45,832 Oh, uh, heh, 507 00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,747 Tony didn't actually invite us, 508 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:50,837 but Morgan and I did some sleuthing or whatever... 509 00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,752 I mean, about the boobytrap. 510 00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:54,318 Oh... 511 00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:56,146 -Mr. Thompson told me. -Wings: Well, hot damn. 512 00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,626 Got ourselves a double agent. 513 00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,280 I-- I wouldn't go that far. 514 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:01,021 Betraying his trust? 515 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,501 I like it. 516 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,024 So how do we get around it? 517 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:05,547 -[knock on door] -It's the Feds! 518 00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,462 [dramatic music] 519 00:25:15,122 --> 00:25:16,166 It's just Maddy. 520 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:18,734 Who invited you? 521 00:25:22,390 --> 00:25:24,000 -Does it matter? -Wings: No. 522 00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:26,133 We need more hot chicks anyways. 523 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:29,658 Wings: A bird in the hand is worth a few in the bush. 524 00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:30,746 [door shuts] 525 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:40,974 I like your pajamas. 526 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:43,237 Katie: Thanks! I like yours, too. 527 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:44,804 You applied to USC, right? 528 00:25:44,891 --> 00:25:47,241 -Astronomy and astrophysics. -Nice! 529 00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:48,459 Arts and architecture. 530 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:49,722 Maddy: Cool! 531 00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:53,421 So, Morgan, what should we do? 532 00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:55,205 Huh? Oh. 533 00:25:55,292 --> 00:25:56,903 I-I mean, it varies. [stammering] 534 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,426 You know, every orgy's different, you know? 535 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,123 I mean about the boobytrap. 536 00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,038 [chuckling] Oh... heh... 537 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,911 Uh, we just need a sacrificial lamb with political capital. 538 00:26:04,998 --> 00:26:06,477 What the hell's that mean? 539 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,088 Yeah, is that like a Bible quote or something? 540 00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:09,829 Maddy: It means you need a fall guy, 541 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,831 someone who puts paper back in everyone's door, 542 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,223 except for theirs. 543 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,703 If they're on the teacher's good side, 544 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,009 they'll get off with a warning. 545 00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:18,577 Sacrificial lamb with political capital. 546 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,275 What she said. 547 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:22,842 So... who's our lamb? 548 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,105 I'll do it. Mr. T likes me and Janice, 549 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,541 so we'll get off easy. 550 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,848 Okay, great. Can we do something now, please? 551 00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:30,414 My fire's dying here. 552 00:26:30,501 --> 00:26:31,851 We could play Truth or Dare. 553 00:26:31,938 --> 00:26:34,462 [Maddy giggling] 554 00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:35,942 What's so funny? 555 00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:38,205 Uh, nothing. Nothing. I'm sorry. 556 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,510 It sounds so great. 557 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,425 It's juvenile. 558 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,776 No, it's fun. I used to play in middle school. 559 00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:45,734 -Me, too. -Wings: Fine, fine. 560 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:47,518 Whatever gets Jessica's fire going. 561 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,911 Maddy, truth or dare? 562 00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:50,260 Oh. Truth. 563 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:52,045 Lame. What base have you gotten to? 564 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:53,176 Second. 565 00:26:55,048 --> 00:26:57,441 Uh... can you be a little more specific? 566 00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,487 If you ask specific questions. 567 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:01,271 Nice. Who's next? 568 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:03,491 [upbeat music] 569 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,129 All right, Jessica. Truth or dare? 570 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:34,304 Dare. 571 00:27:34,391 --> 00:27:35,654 Take your shirt off. 572 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,888 Jason. Truth or dare? 573 00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:55,108 Uh... dare? 574 00:27:55,195 --> 00:27:56,631 Kiss one of the boys. 575 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,938 [chuckling] 576 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:01,027 -What? -Wings: Yeah. 577 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:02,463 Are you trying to turn this into some kind of woke party or something? 578 00:28:02,550 --> 00:28:05,640 Shh! It's my turn. I can do as I please. 579 00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,555 Do it, Jason. I dare you. 580 00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,644 Well, wh-who? 581 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,907 Hmm... 582 00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:12,908 Kirk. 583 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:14,954 What? No way. 584 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,825 You've hardly done any dares. 585 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,392 Okay, how 'bout this. 586 00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:20,220 If you two kiss... 587 00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:21,569 then I'll kiss one of the girls. 588 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,397 Deal. You two, hurry up. 589 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,966 Mm. 590 00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:31,622 -Maddy: Aww. -Jessica: Aww. 591 00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,799 Wow... so brave. 592 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,149 So brave. 593 00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:38,281 All right, restore balance to the Force. 594 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:55,429 Damn... girls are pretty. 595 00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,213 Duh. Who's next? 596 00:28:59,781 --> 00:29:01,652 Maddy. Truth or dare? 597 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,828 Dare. 598 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:06,440 I dare you to kiss Morgan. 599 00:29:06,527 --> 00:29:08,964 Uh, would you mind picking something else? 600 00:29:09,051 --> 00:29:10,574 W-What, are you a prude or something? 601 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:13,012 No, I just don't kiss unless it's serious. 602 00:29:13,099 --> 00:29:15,188 -Prude. -It's fine. 603 00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:16,842 Just pick something else. 604 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:19,540 Okay. How 'bout you pick two people 605 00:29:19,627 --> 00:29:21,020 to go make out in that bathroom? 606 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:22,935 Don't even think about it. 607 00:29:23,022 --> 00:29:25,546 Um, Wings and Yvette. 608 00:29:25,633 --> 00:29:27,940 All right, come on. That's us, babe. 609 00:29:29,071 --> 00:29:30,594 Katie: Oh! Get it, girl. 610 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,598 Aww, we don't get to see? Uhh. 611 00:29:34,685 --> 00:29:35,599 [knock on door, Jason gasps] 612 00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:36,557 The Feds! 613 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,777 [dramatic music] 614 00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:44,695 -What the hell, man? -Code Blue. 615 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:45,653 Ow! 616 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:49,918 [yawning] Hello? 617 00:29:50,005 --> 00:29:51,528 Can you explain the meaning of... 618 00:29:51,615 --> 00:29:54,270 Oh. Oh, God. Uh... 619 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:55,881 I'm sorry. 620 00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:58,797 Uh, I was just making my rounds, and... 621 00:29:58,884 --> 00:30:01,190 -Were you all asleep? -Not all of us. 622 00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:02,931 Ah. Yeah. 623 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:04,628 Uh, I'm sorry, I just... 624 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:07,109 Did you ladies open the door after curfew? 625 00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:09,503 [sleepily] Did we? 626 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:10,765 Oh, yeah. 627 00:30:10,852 --> 00:30:12,462 There was a cat. 628 00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,855 A cat? 629 00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:15,422 Yeah, it was meowing really loud, 630 00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:18,599 so we had to... shoo it away. 631 00:30:18,686 --> 00:30:20,644 It's so hard to sleep here. 632 00:30:20,731 --> 00:30:24,039 Yeah, my neighbor snores like a Greek... god. 633 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:25,954 [yawning] Oh, my God. 634 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:27,826 That sounds terrible. 635 00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:29,610 [Richard inhales sharply] 636 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:30,829 Do you wanna come in? 637 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,352 Wh-What? 638 00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:34,310 Maybe we can help each other sleep somehow. 639 00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:37,226 No! No... Thank you. 640 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:39,402 I just remembered that I have ear plugs, 641 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,709 s-so... thank you for your cooperation, 642 00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:43,015 and good night. 643 00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:44,277 Good night. 644 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:51,197 [all applaud] 645 00:30:55,114 --> 00:30:57,290 [gentle music] 646 00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,996 Wait. Maddy. 647 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,651 Let me tell you what, I should be the Lamb, not you. 648 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:11,913 Thanks, but, you know, 649 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,219 you haven't been in trouble yet. 650 00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:14,873 Plus, you do have a record. 651 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,309 Yeah. 652 00:31:19,573 --> 00:31:22,271 I'm sorry that I was a moron to you earlier. 653 00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:24,404 I was... 654 00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:27,102 I was just nervous, you know, having you there, 655 00:31:27,189 --> 00:31:29,191 but... it made it fun. 656 00:31:31,237 --> 00:31:33,282 You know, before I lock you guys in, 657 00:31:33,369 --> 00:31:34,718 we can go bowling. 658 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:36,546 [gasps] Bowling! 659 00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:39,288 I can't. 660 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,421 Mr. T asked me to research tourist traps for tomorrow. 661 00:31:41,508 --> 00:31:42,726 Wow, he must be desperate. 662 00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:44,772 He's teetering all right. 663 00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:45,947 Good night, boys. 664 00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:47,644 You're a queen among men! 665 00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,255 [laughs] 666 00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:12,278 [cars passing, honking] 667 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,976 All right, keep it moving! Keep it moving. 668 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,412 This looks good. 669 00:32:21,678 --> 00:32:23,202 Awesome! Breakfast. 670 00:32:23,289 --> 00:32:24,812 We got hash browns? 671 00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:29,121 Hi, Maddie, Morgan. 672 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:30,774 You got the stuff? 673 00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:31,775 What? 674 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:34,604 You know, the merchandise? 675 00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:35,997 Oh, yeah. 676 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:41,524 It's cool. She's on our side. 677 00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:44,484 Well, what's the quality? Good stuff? 678 00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:46,355 Well, this ain't my usual territory. 679 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:48,140 But it'll do. 680 00:32:48,227 --> 00:32:49,315 I wrote you some notes in there too so you should be 681 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,534 flying easy. 682 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,972 Thank you. 683 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:56,104 Mr. Thompson: Impressive. 684 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:58,759 As usual, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. 685 00:32:58,846 --> 00:33:02,502 Oh, Maddy, did you or Janice leave your room last night after curfew? 686 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,460 I went out for some ice. Why? 687 00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:07,550 Oh... no reason. 688 00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:10,031 You know winking is bad, right? 689 00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:11,467 Enjoy your meal. 690 00:33:11,554 --> 00:33:12,816 [Maddy chuckles] 691 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:15,950 Okay, everybody. 692 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:18,822 If you exist, pay attention. 693 00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:20,433 Janice? 694 00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:25,046 While we're waiting for the bus, 695 00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:27,396 I have something very special planned for us today. 696 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:29,616 But the competition starts today. 697 00:33:29,703 --> 00:33:31,661 The judged performance is not until the afternoon, 698 00:33:31,748 --> 00:33:33,054 so until then... 699 00:33:33,141 --> 00:33:34,838 But meet-and-greet starts in 20 minutes, 700 00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:36,318 so we'll definitely miss that. 701 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:38,146 Yes, but there's nothing we can do about that now. 702 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:40,322 So let's try to have some fun! 703 00:33:40,409 --> 00:33:41,323 Like how? 704 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:43,195 Oh, you'll see. 705 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:45,458 After breakfast, we'll take some Ubers 706 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:48,504 to a super-secret sightseeing destination. 707 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:49,592 What is it? 708 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,203 It's a secret. 709 00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:53,509 Which should be very interesting and educational. 710 00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:54,858 Sounds lame. 711 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,818 Oh, I promise you it is not lame. 712 00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:59,950 The Pennyfeather House-- 713 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,909 Or the Pennyfeather Farmhouse, 714 00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:03,693 as it was sometimes referred to-- 715 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:06,957 was commissioned by famous doily pioneer 716 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,264 Fanny Mae Pennyfeather 717 00:34:09,351 --> 00:34:11,266 in 1896, 718 00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:13,529 and designed later that year 719 00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:16,793 by architect Phineas T. Book III. 720 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,753 Now, because of a particularly harsh winter, 721 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,583 construction was delayed until the following year of... 722 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,237 1897. 723 00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:27,674 Once the house was completed, 724 00:34:27,761 --> 00:34:30,851 Mrs. Pennyfeather became quite the talk of the town, 725 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:33,419 because of her wonderful dinner parties, 726 00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,595 orange grove soirees, 727 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,858 and her garden, where she grew 728 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:40,600 onions, turnips, and... 729 00:34:40,687 --> 00:34:42,863 figs. 730 00:34:42,950 --> 00:34:45,779 Now, before I release you on the neighborhood to explore for yourselves, 731 00:34:45,866 --> 00:34:49,304 does anyone have any questions on the Pennyfeather House? 732 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:58,400 Uh, didn't Arthur Plowland-- 733 00:34:58,487 --> 00:34:59,923 "Plowland"-- 734 00:35:00,010 --> 00:35:02,970 uh, famous criminal, once come to town? 735 00:35:03,057 --> 00:35:05,407 Uh... Yes. Yes! 736 00:35:05,494 --> 00:35:08,193 He was a very famous cattle thief 737 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:11,848 who settled down here to sell cattle of his own. 738 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:14,503 Ah... 739 00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:16,288 Yeah. 740 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,854 Uh... 741 00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:21,162 Wasn't there a particularly harsh winter? 742 00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:22,990 -No, you said that. -Ma'am, 743 00:35:23,077 --> 00:35:26,167 didn't people back then shoot each other? 744 00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:28,430 Uh, yup, I suppose they did. 745 00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:30,606 Wasn't it also common that the townsfolk 746 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:32,869 would just totally slaughter each other? 747 00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:34,480 Well, 748 00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:37,047 this town outlawed firearms pretty early on, 749 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:41,313 so there aren't any shootings that we know about. 750 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,228 -What about pitchforks? -Don't think so. 751 00:35:43,315 --> 00:35:47,101 Okay, uh, anyone else have any other questions? 752 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:50,844 -Is the bus fixed yet? -About the house. 753 00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,367 No? 754 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,108 Okay, well, how about a round of applause 755 00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:56,676 for the lovely... Stephanie. 756 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,723 Thank you, everyone. 757 00:36:00,810 --> 00:36:03,596 If you have any further questions, I will be... 758 00:36:03,683 --> 00:36:06,860 you know, here. 759 00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:09,993 All right. Go, scram, explore! 760 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,170 Learn. 761 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:14,737 Mr. T, I was looking here, 762 00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:17,349 and it seems like we're gonna be missing the music exchange next, 763 00:36:17,436 --> 00:36:19,089 -and I thought maybe-- -Wayne. Wayne! 764 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,091 I'm expecting a call from the bus any second, 765 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,050 so why don't you go ahead and relax. 766 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,617 -Okay? -Do you have reception? 767 00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:27,707 Yes, I have perfect service. 768 00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,796 No, actually it's not that good. 769 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,537 But I'm gonna go find some, okay? 770 00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,843 So why don't you go ahead and scram, learn. 771 00:36:33,930 --> 00:36:34,975 Okay. 772 00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:40,589 Excuse me. 773 00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:47,944 [playful shouting] 774 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:53,646 Maddy: Wow, he does look desperate. 775 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:56,039 -Poor guy. -Hey, what are these, shakes? 776 00:36:56,126 --> 00:36:57,519 Snack shack. 777 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,522 If we don't make our judge performance, 778 00:37:00,609 --> 00:37:02,045 we'll have to forfeit. 779 00:37:02,132 --> 00:37:04,178 Whatever. I just hope we don't have to stay 780 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:05,527 in that dump another night. 781 00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:08,051 Why? You didn't like your kiss? 782 00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:09,879 Well, if we are stranded again, 783 00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:11,881 all that's left for tomorrow is the exhibition performance, 784 00:37:11,968 --> 00:37:14,232 the awards, and the goodbye dance. 785 00:37:14,319 --> 00:37:16,495 After that, the whole trip's a bust. 786 00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:18,932 No fancy hotels, 787 00:37:19,019 --> 00:37:20,716 no beaches. 788 00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,065 It sucks. 789 00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:27,245 And how many seats does it have? 790 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:31,161 Okay, you have anything smaller? 791 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,730 [scoffs] Okay, how much for the big one? 792 00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:37,080 Per day? 793 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,126 Hey, teacher's pet? 794 00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:40,780 Why don't you go get, uh, 795 00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:42,738 Mr. T and Ranger Chick together? 796 00:37:42,825 --> 00:37:44,262 Why? 797 00:37:44,349 --> 00:37:46,046 Because it'll get us unsupervised tonight. 798 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,439 Go get 'em together. 799 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:48,918 Dude, look at him, he's freaking out! 800 00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:51,356 Exactly, it'll cheer him up. 801 00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:54,184 Plus, gets him out of our hair. 802 00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:57,492 What am I supposed to say? 803 00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:59,929 Oh, you guys are so pathetic. 804 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,811 Oh, hi there. Do you have a question? 805 00:38:11,898 --> 00:38:13,726 Um, no, sorry. 806 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:17,120 Actually, I hope this isn't too forward or anything, 807 00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,993 but I was just curious if you were single, 808 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,735 'cause Mr. Thompson is, so... 809 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:25,390 Oh, [chuckles] that is forward. 810 00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:27,261 Yeah, I'm sorry. 811 00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:30,090 Um, it's just that, you know, he's such a great guy, 812 00:38:30,177 --> 00:38:32,919 and he's been really sad since he and his wife split, 813 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,660 so we've been trying to cheer him up, 814 00:38:34,747 --> 00:38:36,836 as he's had such a big impact on all our lives. 815 00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:38,968 Oh, wow. Really? 816 00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:42,145 Yeah, he basically talked a bunch of us out of suicide. 817 00:38:42,232 --> 00:38:43,799 Aww. 818 00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:59,815 You know, your girlfriend's pretty cool. 819 00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,774 We're just friends. 820 00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:04,124 That's probably 'cause you don't talk to her. 821 00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,215 Hello? 822 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:14,656 Hello? 823 00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:16,092 Shit. 824 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:20,532 Hey! No climbing on the walls! 825 00:39:20,619 --> 00:39:22,055 Oh! 826 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:24,231 Oh, jeez. Sorry. I'm just... 827 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:26,712 Man, man, I'm just kidding. Don't worry about it. 828 00:39:26,799 --> 00:39:29,845 I'm sorry, you look busy. You busy? 829 00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,804 -You're busy. -No. No, me? 830 00:39:31,891 --> 00:39:33,719 No, just working out some... 831 00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:35,851 transportation issues. 832 00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:38,680 Say, you don't have a cheap way to get to the coast, 833 00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:39,855 do you? 834 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,727 For all of you? 835 00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:44,033 I don't know what to tell ya, man, it's a really rural town. 836 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,471 There's not a lot of options. 837 00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:48,777 Are you trying to leave today, 838 00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:51,432 or are you sticking around tonight? 839 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:52,781 Uh, I hope not. 840 00:39:52,868 --> 00:39:55,001 It really depends if this stupid bus calls. 841 00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:57,438 We're missing this big international competition thing. 842 00:39:57,525 --> 00:39:58,700 Oh, when is it? 843 00:39:58,787 --> 00:40:00,223 Now. 844 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,747 Now. We're missing it now. 845 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:03,966 Oh, bummer. 846 00:40:04,053 --> 00:40:06,708 Oh, man, I would take you in my R.V., 847 00:40:06,795 --> 00:40:09,755 but it is tiny and full of junk. 848 00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:12,714 Is it like a history competition? 849 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,281 No, band! [laughs] 850 00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:15,674 Yeah, I'm in a-- 851 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:18,111 they're in a jazz school band. 852 00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:19,895 Oh, you're a band teacher. 853 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,158 Well, technically, but it's just a temp gig 854 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:24,465 until my band kicks off. 855 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,293 You know, my adult band. 856 00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:28,338 Rad. That is so awesome. 857 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,863 You are so awesome. 858 00:40:30,950 --> 00:40:33,779 So, if your stupid bus doesn't call, 859 00:40:33,866 --> 00:40:37,304 we should, uh, go get a drink or something. 860 00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:38,610 A drink with you? 861 00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:40,916 Uh, wow. All right. 862 00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:43,745 Yeah, that would-- drinks would be rad. 863 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:45,399 -Totally. -[laughs] 864 00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:47,096 Uh, I should ask you for your number. 865 00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,664 Oh, yeah, here, let me type it in for you. 866 00:40:49,751 --> 00:40:50,839 [nervous laugh] 867 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,583 [camera shutter clicks] 868 00:40:55,670 --> 00:40:56,976 So you don't forget me. 869 00:40:57,063 --> 00:40:59,413 Oh, yeah. No, I won't. Never. 870 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,415 Well, good luck with your stupid bus. 871 00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:02,982 Thanks. Fingers crossed. 872 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:05,201 -Yeah. -But not too crossed. 873 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:07,203 'Cause, uh, drinks. 874 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:08,291 -Drinks! -Drinks! 875 00:41:08,378 --> 00:41:09,728 [laughs] Yeah. 876 00:41:09,815 --> 00:41:12,295 -Yeah, thanks. -Yeah. 877 00:41:28,703 --> 00:41:31,053 So, how did you get so good and hooking people up? 878 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:33,447 I don't know, I just introduce people 879 00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:36,015 and it usually works out. 880 00:41:36,102 --> 00:41:38,191 So, who would you introduce me to? 881 00:41:38,278 --> 00:41:39,584 Who do you want? 882 00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:41,455 I don't know. 883 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,196 [sniffs] 884 00:41:48,288 --> 00:41:51,813 So, uh, how did you get into stargazing? 885 00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,423 Well, 886 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,077 there was this guy. 887 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,123 Wait a minute. Hold on, hold on. 888 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,864 [laughs] I gotta hear this. 889 00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:00,605 Okay. 890 00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:01,954 -So, I was a Freshman, -Mm-hmm. 891 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:04,173 and he was a Sophomore, 892 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,045 and, like, we never really went to my place 893 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,437 because of my parents, 894 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,178 and his were always fighting. 895 00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:12,268 So, we'd go wander around downtown, 896 00:42:12,355 --> 00:42:14,967 or go hang out on the playground, 897 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:18,057 and we'd also lie there looking up at the stars. 898 00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,625 And that's when I would imagine that we were married 899 00:42:20,712 --> 00:42:23,758 and falling asleep in our own house. 900 00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:25,847 Anyways, I-I've been looking up 901 00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:27,545 ever-- ever since. 902 00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:29,068 Hmm. 903 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:32,724 That's lovely. 904 00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,728 You ever... 905 00:42:36,815 --> 00:42:39,731 look up there and see a bunch of mythical creatures 906 00:42:39,818 --> 00:42:42,516 all united, fighting against the forces of evil? 907 00:42:42,603 --> 00:42:44,649 What are you talking about? 908 00:42:44,736 --> 00:42:46,564 You know how you're always asking about 909 00:42:46,651 --> 00:42:48,130 me and Jason's stupid handshake? 910 00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:49,697 Mm-hmm. 911 00:42:49,784 --> 00:42:51,220 Well, this is what it's from. 912 00:42:51,307 --> 00:42:52,918 Oh, okay. Okay. Hold on. 913 00:42:53,005 --> 00:42:54,484 -Okay, let's go. -Yeah. 914 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:55,703 -Okay, go. -Okay. 915 00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:57,400 [sighs] 916 00:42:57,487 --> 00:42:59,707 So, when I was growing up, there was this TV show 917 00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:02,362 called The Intergalactic Friendship Alliance. 918 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:05,452 Wait, wait, wait. The cartoon show for kids? 919 00:43:05,539 --> 00:43:08,847 Kids, nothing. No, this was ice cold adult storytelling. 920 00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:11,240 A long time ago, there were all these mythic beings, 921 00:43:11,327 --> 00:43:13,895 like dragons, unicorns, pegasi, right? 922 00:43:13,982 --> 00:43:15,767 -Mm-hmm. -But they had to leave Earth 923 00:43:15,854 --> 00:43:18,030 when mankind became too warlike. 924 00:43:18,117 --> 00:43:20,815 So they scattered all throughout the universe 925 00:43:20,902 --> 00:43:22,425 met all these aliens, 926 00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:25,211 and formed the Intergalactic Friendship Alliance. 927 00:43:25,298 --> 00:43:28,083 [laughs] That doesn't sound very adult. 928 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:30,695 Well, the Alliance is always sending out these invitations, 929 00:43:30,782 --> 00:43:32,392 which are these, um, 930 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:34,176 pearlescent, glowing, magical orbs 931 00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,264 called friendship pearls-- 932 00:43:35,351 --> 00:43:36,701 Friendship pearls? 933 00:43:36,788 --> 00:43:38,833 That they fling across the universe, 934 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,835 hoping that they'll be found by other beings 935 00:43:40,922 --> 00:43:42,141 worthy enough to join them. 936 00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:43,664 -Okay. -Okay, 937 00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:45,492 legend has it that Earth 938 00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,450 has already received its friendship pearl, 939 00:43:47,537 --> 00:43:50,236 but we haven't found it yet, because we're still not worthy. 940 00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:52,542 So, someday, 941 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,893 someone who's receptive to its peaceful, 942 00:43:54,980 --> 00:43:56,590 harmonious vibrations 943 00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,592 will discover the pearl, 944 00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:00,376 place their hand on it-- 945 00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:01,726 Whoosh! 946 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:03,858 Earth will finally be able to join 947 00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:05,686 the Intergalactic Friendship Alliance, 948 00:44:05,773 --> 00:44:07,993 redeeming all of mankind 949 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,560 and swearing to fight for peace, justice, 950 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,389 and understanding throughout the universe. 951 00:44:13,476 --> 00:44:16,784 Wow, that is the geekiest thing I've ever heard. 952 00:44:16,871 --> 00:44:18,003 Yeah. 953 00:44:18,090 --> 00:44:20,353 But I kind of like how you tell it. 954 00:44:22,007 --> 00:44:24,009 Anyway, our, uh, 955 00:44:24,096 --> 00:44:25,924 our handshake is from the theme song. 956 00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:27,708 And Jason and I 957 00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:30,102 used to search the entire neighborhood 958 00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:32,191 for the friendship pearl. 959 00:44:33,627 --> 00:44:35,629 And the show's got rainbow-throwing dragon ponies, 960 00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:37,631 which is actually pretty dope. 961 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:40,678 I've never seen anything like that in the stars, 962 00:44:40,765 --> 00:44:43,245 but I'd like to. Maybe one day. 963 00:44:43,332 --> 00:44:44,725 Well, 964 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:46,161 if we're still stuck here tonight, 965 00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:48,294 maybe we could go "bowling" 966 00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:49,948 for friendship pearls. 967 00:44:50,035 --> 00:44:52,037 That sounds lovely. 968 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:55,997 There you guys are! 969 00:44:56,084 --> 00:44:57,129 Come on, we're leaving. 970 00:44:57,216 --> 00:44:58,391 Where? 971 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:03,483 [cars passing, horns honking] 972 00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:08,053 [rhythmic tapping] 973 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:11,317 -What about tomorrow? -Doesn't look good, guys. 974 00:45:11,404 --> 00:45:13,798 Bus is in bad shape. 975 00:45:13,885 --> 00:45:15,234 I'm sorry. 976 00:45:15,321 --> 00:45:17,453 They can't send a replacement? 977 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,020 Everything's booked. 978 00:45:19,107 --> 00:45:22,197 They said they'd call if something opens up. 979 00:45:22,284 --> 00:45:24,373 Would it help if we used our phones 980 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:25,810 to research taxis 981 00:45:25,897 --> 00:45:27,420 or other forms of public transportation? 982 00:45:27,507 --> 00:45:31,293 Thanks, but we can barely afford to stay here. 983 00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:33,208 [sighs] Look guys, I'm sorry, 984 00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:35,254 I've tried everything. 985 00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:36,777 The only thing we can really do now 986 00:45:36,864 --> 00:45:38,431 is just hang out. 987 00:45:38,518 --> 00:45:40,172 Try to make the best of it, okay? 988 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:42,565 We could call our parents and ask them to donate money 989 00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:44,263 for Ubers or taxis, 990 00:45:44,350 --> 00:45:45,612 -then tomorrow we could-- -Wayne--Wayne! 991 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,614 We don't have time. 992 00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:49,790 Look, I'm sorry, 993 00:45:49,877 --> 00:45:52,097 I'm as bummed as you guys are, okay? 994 00:45:52,184 --> 00:45:54,447 But I've experienced a lot of frustration in my life, 995 00:45:54,534 --> 00:45:57,493 and I'm telling you, it's all about how you react. 996 00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:00,496 Janice, will you stop drumming for one goddamn second? 997 00:46:03,369 --> 00:46:04,587 [sighs] 998 00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:08,461 You guys should practice not giving a shit. 999 00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:11,769 'Cause sometimes life is shitty. 1000 00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,683 And sometimes the only thing you can do 1001 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:16,643 is pull on your big boy pants and cope. 1002 00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:18,297 So we're here, we exist here. 1003 00:46:18,384 --> 00:46:19,951 So deal with it. 1004 00:46:20,038 --> 00:46:22,823 It's like... you're quitting on us. 1005 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:25,608 I'm not quitting on you, I-- 1006 00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:30,526 Look, just hang out here tonight. 1007 00:46:30,613 --> 00:46:33,355 When the bus is fixed, we'll go home. 1008 00:46:36,358 --> 00:46:38,099 [deep sigh] 1009 00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:40,754 If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room, 1010 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,930 not quitting on you. 1011 00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:44,758 When's curfew? 1012 00:47:11,611 --> 00:47:15,006 [cars whizzing past] 1013 00:48:29,602 --> 00:48:31,517 Hey, Morgan. 1014 00:48:31,604 --> 00:48:33,127 Hey. 1015 00:48:33,214 --> 00:48:34,912 Pretty lousy night, huh? 1016 00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:38,002 Yeah. 1017 00:48:38,089 --> 00:48:41,135 I was really looking forward to the music exchange, 1018 00:48:41,222 --> 00:48:42,876 the dance. 1019 00:48:42,963 --> 00:48:44,399 You dance? 1020 00:48:44,486 --> 00:48:46,140 Uh, like, 1021 00:48:46,227 --> 00:48:47,925 geeky dancing 1022 00:48:48,012 --> 00:48:49,143 to be funny. 1023 00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:51,015 Oh, cool. 1024 00:48:56,237 --> 00:48:57,586 [Morgan exhales sharply] 1025 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:03,418 So, uh, where is everyone? 1026 00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:05,464 You mean Wings? 1027 00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:07,596 No. I... 1028 00:49:07,683 --> 00:49:09,076 We got in a fight. 1029 00:49:10,164 --> 00:49:12,166 Oh, I'm sorry. 1030 00:49:12,253 --> 00:49:16,779 Well, we've never been super official. 1031 00:49:16,866 --> 00:49:20,783 That's why he's always kind of done whatever he wants. 1032 00:49:21,871 --> 00:49:24,657 But these last few days on this trip, 1033 00:49:24,744 --> 00:49:27,051 he's just been acting so much more 1034 00:49:27,138 --> 00:49:28,835 I don't know... 1035 00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:31,185 Douchey? 1036 00:49:31,272 --> 00:49:32,491 [chuckles] Yeah. 1037 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:34,275 More than usual. 1038 00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:36,234 He's been trying to get this second party going. 1039 00:49:36,321 --> 00:49:38,845 He wants it to be hot or something. 1040 00:49:38,932 --> 00:49:40,020 I don't know. 1041 00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:41,804 It's just too much right now. 1042 00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:43,197 Yeah. 1043 00:49:43,284 --> 00:49:46,331 Sometimes you just wanna chill. 1044 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:50,465 So, are you coming in, 1045 00:49:50,552 --> 00:49:51,379 or..? 1046 00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:52,641 [nervous laugh] 1047 00:49:52,728 --> 00:49:54,165 I-I don't even have my swimsuit. 1048 00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:56,123 That's okay. 1049 00:49:56,210 --> 00:49:57,646 Uh... 1050 00:49:58,952 --> 00:50:01,607 Underwear is basically a swimsuit, right? 1051 00:50:09,876 --> 00:50:11,051 [giggles] 1052 00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:43,170 You did it! 1053 00:50:43,257 --> 00:50:45,172 -I did it! -[laughs] 1054 00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:51,048 You know, I can't picture you dancing like a geek. 1055 00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:53,441 No? 1056 00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:55,835 No, you're always acting so serious, 1057 00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,054 all the time. 1058 00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:58,490 Really? 1059 00:51:00,709 --> 00:51:01,884 Huh. 1060 00:51:03,190 --> 00:51:05,932 I guess I have funny ideas. I just don't... 1061 00:51:06,019 --> 00:51:07,281 let them out. 1062 00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:09,370 You should! Tell me a joke. 1063 00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:10,806 [laughs] 1064 00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:13,200 No, I-I can't do that. 1065 00:51:13,287 --> 00:51:16,029 Okay, uh, show me your moves. 1066 00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:17,552 That's even worse! 1067 00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:19,467 Come on! Okay, I'll do it with you. 1068 00:51:19,554 --> 00:51:21,078 -Really? -Really. 1069 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:23,558 Okay, uh... 1070 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:25,082 -On three? -On three. 1071 00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:27,258 -Okay. -One... 1072 00:51:27,345 --> 00:51:29,390 -Two. -Two. 1073 00:51:29,477 --> 00:51:31,305 -Three. -Three. 1074 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:43,012 [laughing] 1075 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,972 See, you should let your geek out more often. 1076 00:51:46,059 --> 00:51:48,017 Yeah, right. 1077 00:51:50,716 --> 00:51:52,544 You think so? 1078 00:51:52,631 --> 00:51:53,936 Definitely. 1079 00:51:58,071 --> 00:51:59,942 Hey, look, it's Maddy. 1080 00:52:03,729 --> 00:52:05,383 [knocking] 1081 00:52:08,734 --> 00:52:10,779 Is she... looking for you? 1082 00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:13,652 I don't know. Maybe. 1083 00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:30,669 You know, I always thought Maddy was super serious too. 1084 00:52:30,756 --> 00:52:33,976 But she's actually pretty cool. 1085 00:52:34,063 --> 00:52:35,761 You ever thought about asking her out? 1086 00:52:37,023 --> 00:52:38,894 No, we're just friends. 1087 00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:40,418 Mm-hmm. 1088 00:52:40,505 --> 00:52:42,159 [gate clangs] 1089 00:52:45,510 --> 00:52:48,600 Hey, uh, I was thinking about going stargazing. 1090 00:52:48,687 --> 00:52:50,602 You guys wanna come? 1091 00:52:50,689 --> 00:52:51,864 Ooh, stargazing! 1092 00:52:51,951 --> 00:52:53,648 You ever seen the show Cosmos? 1093 00:52:53,735 --> 00:52:55,868 Yeah! It's amazing. 1094 00:52:55,955 --> 00:52:58,000 Um... anyway... 1095 00:52:58,087 --> 00:53:01,178 I was hoping to spot a friendship pearl. 1096 00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:03,484 What's a friendship pearl? 1097 00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:09,142 It's a kind of meteor. They're quite rare. 1098 00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:11,318 Oh, cool. 1099 00:53:11,405 --> 00:53:14,103 I think I'm just gonna hang here tonight. Thanks, though. 1100 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:17,716 Oh, no worries. Morgan, do you wanna come? 1101 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:19,848 Uh... 1102 00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:21,502 yeah, that sounds fun. 1103 00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:22,547 Yvette?! 1104 00:53:22,634 --> 00:53:23,896 What? 1105 00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:26,115 Come up here! We're getting started! 1106 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,248 No thanks, I'm just gonna chill here. 1107 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:31,077 Come on! I'm not gonna have any fun without you. 1108 00:53:31,164 --> 00:53:32,513 Please?! 1109 00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,167 Man: Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep! 1110 00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:35,908 Shut up, dude, nobody's talking to you. 1111 00:53:35,995 --> 00:53:37,953 Man: You little punks got no respect. 1112 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,042 Come up here if you want some respect! 1113 00:53:40,129 --> 00:53:42,915 Yvette, come on! Seriously, get up here. 1114 00:53:47,441 --> 00:53:50,096 Well, I guess I'll be seeing ya. 1115 00:53:50,183 --> 00:53:51,576 Unless you guys wanna come with? 1116 00:53:51,663 --> 00:53:54,013 Maddie, you made it so fun last time. 1117 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,102 Thanks, but I'm okay. 1118 00:53:56,189 --> 00:53:57,364 Have fun though. 1119 00:53:57,451 --> 00:53:59,714 Okay, sounds good. See you. 1120 00:54:07,287 --> 00:54:08,723 I'll go. 1121 00:54:08,810 --> 00:54:10,247 Yeah? 1122 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:12,249 Okay, see you up there. 1123 00:54:15,426 --> 00:54:16,644 [sighs] 1124 00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:19,647 [gate clangs shut] 1125 00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:22,694 I'm sorry, I- 1126 00:54:22,781 --> 00:54:25,262 Can we just go another time? 1127 00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:26,350 [sighs] 1128 00:54:26,437 --> 00:54:27,612 Okay. 1129 00:54:27,699 --> 00:54:30,092 It's-- It's not that I don't want to, 1130 00:54:30,179 --> 00:54:31,616 It's just, like... 1131 00:54:31,703 --> 00:54:33,357 I just want to be around more people right now. 1132 00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:34,923 You know? 1133 00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:36,403 You can-- You can come too. 1134 00:54:36,490 --> 00:54:38,710 That stuff's not for me. 1135 00:54:39,711 --> 00:54:41,843 You can go, though. I'll be fine. 1136 00:54:44,106 --> 00:54:46,326 It's not like I don't like you. 1137 00:54:46,413 --> 00:54:48,067 I know. 1138 00:54:49,677 --> 00:54:51,157 I just... 1139 00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:54,769 I don't want to miss out. 1140 00:54:54,856 --> 00:54:56,423 But you'll have other opportunities. 1141 00:54:56,510 --> 00:54:58,120 Yeah, but not right now. 1142 00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:04,170 Well... 1143 00:55:04,257 --> 00:55:06,607 you better get going then. 1144 00:55:24,103 --> 00:55:25,713 [sighs] 1145 00:55:27,019 --> 00:55:28,716 [knocking] 1146 00:55:30,109 --> 00:55:31,806 Hey! 1147 00:55:31,893 --> 00:55:33,199 What's up, teacher's pet? 1148 00:55:33,286 --> 00:55:34,853 Where's your girlfriend? 1149 00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:38,639 No, no, no, no. We're already uneven. 1150 00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:39,988 It's okay, I invited him. 1151 00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:42,600 I say what's okay. 1152 00:55:42,687 --> 00:55:44,602 Now, vamoose. 1153 00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:47,518 Oh, there she is. 1154 00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:49,737 All right, come on. 1155 00:55:49,824 --> 00:55:51,260 [whispers] What are you doing? 1156 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,392 You're not ready for this stuff. 1157 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:54,394 [whispers] Neither are you. 1158 00:56:00,879 --> 00:56:02,315 So, what did we miss? 1159 00:56:02,402 --> 00:56:03,882 Not much. 1160 00:56:03,969 --> 00:56:05,318 As you can see. 1161 00:56:05,405 --> 00:56:06,885 You guys wanna play truth or dare again? 1162 00:56:06,972 --> 00:56:08,190 -That was fun. -No. 1163 00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:09,627 Enough kid stuff. 1164 00:56:09,714 --> 00:56:11,324 Tonight is the real deal. 1165 00:56:11,411 --> 00:56:12,760 So how about it, prude? 1166 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,109 You in a kissing mood tonight? 1167 00:56:14,196 --> 00:56:15,241 Guess we'll see. 1168 00:56:15,328 --> 00:56:16,851 Well, guess again. 1169 00:56:16,938 --> 00:56:18,940 If you don't kiss, you don't stay. 1170 00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:20,942 So, who's it gonna be? 1171 00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:29,647 Close enough. All right, who else? 1172 00:56:32,519 --> 00:56:34,826 Actually, you two save that for later 1173 00:56:34,913 --> 00:56:36,871 so I don't have to see it. 1174 00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:38,612 Wings, this is dumb. 1175 00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:40,135 Y'all are making it dumb. 1176 00:56:40,222 --> 00:56:42,660 Why am I the only one coming up with stuff? 1177 00:56:42,747 --> 00:56:44,313 Somebody do something. 1178 00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:48,579 Touché. 1179 00:57:06,292 --> 00:57:08,773 [kissing noises] 1180 00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:10,949 Why is everybody just sitting there? 1181 00:57:11,036 --> 00:57:13,299 Either do something or get out. 1182 00:57:19,566 --> 00:57:21,438 [door opens] 1183 00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:29,010 [door closes] 1184 00:57:29,097 --> 00:57:30,272 Hey, Yvette, 1185 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:31,883 Maddie looks a little nervous. 1186 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,928 Maybe help her out. 1187 00:57:34,015 --> 00:57:36,104 I don't think she wants to. 1188 00:57:36,191 --> 00:57:37,628 Fine. 1189 00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:39,412 Let her sit there and stare like a weirdo. 1190 00:57:39,499 --> 00:57:41,153 Leave her alone. 1191 00:58:34,946 --> 00:58:37,601 [door opens, closes] 1192 00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:39,298 [scoffs] Bunch of downers, man. 1193 00:58:39,385 --> 00:58:41,126 Y'all do what you want. 1194 00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:42,736 Come on. 1195 00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:44,999 [sharp exhale] 1196 00:58:45,086 --> 00:58:46,305 By the way, 1197 00:58:46,392 --> 00:58:48,263 she likes it when you touch her neck. 1198 00:58:49,656 --> 00:58:51,005 [sighs] 1199 00:58:51,963 --> 00:58:53,268 [door closes] 1200 00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:56,968 [rhythmic drumming] 1201 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:07,631 [door opens] 1202 00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:10,068 [door closes] 1203 00:59:10,155 --> 00:59:11,939 I think I messed up. 1204 00:59:13,071 --> 00:59:15,552 She'll be okay. 1205 00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:17,466 Just give her time. 1206 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,120 It'll be all right. 1207 00:59:20,339 --> 00:59:21,601 I don't know. 1208 00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:26,867 It will be. 1209 00:59:26,954 --> 00:59:28,608 Eventually. 1210 00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:31,089 You'll see. 1211 00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:38,096 Wings: What's up, love nerds? 1212 00:59:38,183 --> 00:59:39,663 Y'all taking a breather? 1213 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,143 Us too. 1214 00:59:42,230 --> 00:59:44,102 All right, well we're gonna go get some drinks, 1215 00:59:44,189 --> 00:59:46,670 but, uh, we'll smell you later. 1216 01:00:15,133 --> 01:00:17,135 [wistful music] 1217 01:01:14,409 --> 01:01:15,933 [Yvette chuckles softly] 1218 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,503 -Oh. -[Yvette giggles] 1219 01:01:35,735 --> 01:01:37,171 [Yvette chuckles] 1220 01:02:06,157 --> 01:02:07,158 Sorry. 1221 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:11,118 Don't be. Always so serious. 1222 01:02:17,646 --> 01:02:19,387 [beeping, door handle rattles] 1223 01:02:22,086 --> 01:02:23,870 Hey! What's up, love nerds? 1224 01:02:23,957 --> 01:02:25,959 Oh. Oh, no. 1225 01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,613 I didn't... 1226 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:29,746 May I come in? 1227 01:02:29,833 --> 01:02:32,096 Hey, good job, teacher's pet. 1228 01:02:32,183 --> 01:02:33,358 Good job. 1229 01:02:34,576 --> 01:02:36,056 Come on, man. 1230 01:02:36,143 --> 01:02:37,623 I'm not gonna hit you. 1231 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:41,845 I'm happy for you. 1232 01:02:41,932 --> 01:02:42,846 [chuckles softly] 1233 01:02:42,933 --> 01:02:44,586 She's pretty good, right? 1234 01:02:44,673 --> 01:02:46,675 [chuckles] 1235 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:50,418 All right, well, if you'll excuse me... 1236 01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:55,162 I think I've had a little too much... 1237 01:02:55,249 --> 01:02:57,208 -to drink! -[bathroom door shuts] 1238 01:02:58,557 --> 01:03:00,211 [muffled] Whoo! 1239 01:03:01,690 --> 01:03:05,259 [Wings mutters indistinctly] 1240 01:03:06,478 --> 01:03:08,132 I won't tell anyone. 1241 01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:14,355 Wings: Hey! Did you guys have fun tonight? 1242 01:03:14,442 --> 01:03:16,531 You look really cute. 1243 01:03:16,618 --> 01:03:19,665 Morgan, I believe it. Ha! 1244 01:03:19,752 --> 01:03:21,014 I think I should go. 1245 01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,147 [chuckles] Definitely. 1246 01:03:23,234 --> 01:03:26,280 [Wings continues muttering incoherently] 1247 01:03:29,936 --> 01:03:31,677 Wings: Hey... 1248 01:03:33,331 --> 01:03:37,639 Wings: I'll be through. [continues indistinctly] 1249 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:43,471 [door opens and shuts] 1250 01:03:43,558 --> 01:03:45,560 Wings: Can somebody come hold my hair? 1251 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:48,868 [gunfire on TV] 1252 01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:51,044 [door shuts] 1253 01:03:51,131 --> 01:03:52,959 Hey, there he is. 1254 01:03:53,046 --> 01:03:54,482 What's up, man? Where you been? 1255 01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:56,397 I'm just kidding. I know where you've been. 1256 01:03:56,484 --> 01:03:59,009 [laughs] So... how was it? Tell me everything. 1257 01:03:59,096 --> 01:04:01,098 You know, I'd rather not. 1258 01:04:02,316 --> 01:04:03,970 Seriously? 1259 01:04:04,057 --> 01:04:05,058 Okay, fine, I don't really need the details right now, 1260 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:06,451 but just the facts. 1261 01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:08,670 Okay, blink once for yes, twice for no. 1262 01:04:08,757 --> 01:04:10,455 -Man... -Yes or no? 1263 01:04:10,542 --> 01:04:12,544 -Are you a man now? -No! 1264 01:04:12,631 --> 01:04:15,460 Okay. I gotcha, I gotcha. 1265 01:04:15,547 --> 01:04:17,114 But on the downlow, are you? 1266 01:04:17,201 --> 01:04:18,680 I said I don't want to talk about it, all right?! 1267 01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:21,118 Okay, sorry. 1268 01:04:21,205 --> 01:04:22,989 It's just kind of just been a big deal for you lately. 1269 01:04:23,076 --> 01:04:24,599 What? 1270 01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:25,687 What has? 1271 01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:26,819 You're a virgin, man. 1272 01:04:26,906 --> 01:04:28,038 Yeah, so are you! 1273 01:04:29,778 --> 01:04:33,086 Yeah. But I told you that. 1274 01:04:33,173 --> 01:04:34,827 You never tell me anything. 1275 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:36,960 You know what, Jason? Why don't you just grow up! 1276 01:04:40,398 --> 01:04:42,052 You know what? Fine. 1277 01:04:42,139 --> 01:04:44,228 You don't need to tell me anything anymore. 1278 01:04:44,315 --> 01:04:46,360 It's written all over your shitty attitude. 1279 01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:48,101 [door shuts] 1280 01:04:51,409 --> 01:04:53,193 Wayne: They totally did it. 1281 01:04:55,456 --> 01:04:57,458 [crickets chirping] 1282 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:03,377 -Hey, Mr. T. -Oh! Jesus. 1283 01:05:03,464 --> 01:05:04,726 Maddy! 1284 01:05:04,813 --> 01:05:05,553 [chuckles] 1285 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:06,598 You scared me. 1286 01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:08,121 I'm sorry. 1287 01:05:09,949 --> 01:05:10,994 What's wrong? 1288 01:05:12,169 --> 01:05:14,606 How can you tell if... 1289 01:05:14,693 --> 01:05:17,652 what you want is the right thing? 1290 01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:20,568 Hmm... 1291 01:05:24,442 --> 01:05:25,834 That's tricky. 1292 01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:34,582 You know... 1293 01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:37,020 I have a son. 1294 01:05:37,107 --> 01:05:41,111 And... I try to teach my boy that... 1295 01:05:41,198 --> 01:05:44,375 whatever he's feeling is okay. 1296 01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:47,944 'Cause a feeling can't be wrong till it becomes an action. 1297 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:53,210 Guess that doesn't help you know if it's right or wrong. 1298 01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:57,692 Maybe if something feels right and it doesn't hurt anyone? 1299 01:05:58,824 --> 01:06:01,653 That's what we go for. 1300 01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:04,308 Just... keep trying 1301 01:06:04,395 --> 01:06:07,441 and see how far that right feeling takes us. 1302 01:06:07,528 --> 01:06:10,662 [near tears] Then... I think I'm wrong. 1303 01:06:14,709 --> 01:06:16,146 [sniffles] 1304 01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:29,811 Richard: Hello? 1305 01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:34,947 Hey. Yes, it's Daddy. 1306 01:06:35,034 --> 01:06:36,601 How are you? How's my boy? 1307 01:06:37,863 --> 01:06:39,169 You havin' fun with Mommy? 1308 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:42,302 Boy: Yeah. 1309 01:06:42,389 --> 01:06:45,305 Yeah? What have you been doing? 1310 01:06:45,392 --> 01:06:46,959 Games. 1311 01:06:47,046 --> 01:06:49,266 The sprinkler. 1312 01:06:49,353 --> 01:06:51,355 We made sandwiches. 1313 01:06:51,442 --> 01:06:53,966 You made sandwiches? 1314 01:06:54,053 --> 01:06:56,751 What kind of sandwiches? 1315 01:06:56,838 --> 01:07:00,233 Peanut butter and jelly. 1316 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,105 Ooh, that's my favorite. 1317 01:07:03,628 --> 01:07:06,065 Maybe you can make me one when I come see you. 1318 01:07:09,286 --> 01:07:11,070 I miss you. You miss me? 1319 01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:14,030 Yeah. 1320 01:07:14,117 --> 01:07:15,466 I miss you, Daddy. 1321 01:07:16,684 --> 01:07:18,730 Yeah. 1322 01:07:18,817 --> 01:07:19,905 Me too, buddy. 1323 01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:24,910 But I'll come see you when I get back. 1324 01:07:24,997 --> 01:07:26,172 Pinky swear. 1325 01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:29,436 Woman: Okay, baby. It's time to go to bed. 1326 01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:30,829 Your dad needs to bug out. 1327 01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,876 I look forward to that sandwich. 1328 01:07:36,008 --> 01:07:37,053 Okay? 1329 01:07:38,663 --> 01:07:39,794 Okay. 1330 01:07:41,013 --> 01:07:42,145 Woman: Say good night to Daddy. 1331 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:45,061 Boy: Good night, Daddy. 1332 01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:49,456 Good night, son. 1333 01:07:49,543 --> 01:07:50,544 Love you. 1334 01:07:51,545 --> 01:07:53,243 Love you. 1335 01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:54,809 [phone line beeps] 1336 01:08:00,815 --> 01:08:01,947 [sighs] 1337 01:08:03,253 --> 01:08:04,297 [scoffs] 1338 01:08:08,475 --> 01:08:09,694 [blows raspberry] 1339 01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:13,219 [phone vibrating] 1340 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:19,095 [phone continues vibrating] 1341 01:08:20,835 --> 01:08:22,620 [sighs] 1342 01:08:22,707 --> 01:08:24,709 [somber music] 1343 01:08:50,822 --> 01:08:53,825 [loud buzzing, jackhammer pounding] 1344 01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:01,615 [sighs] 1345 01:09:05,837 --> 01:09:07,752 Hey, idiot, what are you doing? 1346 01:09:07,839 --> 01:09:09,232 Come on, we're leaving. 1347 01:09:09,319 --> 01:09:11,190 Man, I don't wanna go home. 1348 01:09:11,277 --> 01:09:13,758 Not home, dude, to the competition-- let's go! 1349 01:09:24,377 --> 01:09:25,944 But we missed the competition. 1350 01:09:26,031 --> 01:09:27,119 Yeah, but if we hurry, we can still make 1351 01:09:27,206 --> 01:09:28,729 the good-bye dance. Come on. 1352 01:09:28,816 --> 01:09:30,905 Richard: Take only what you need for the dance. 1353 01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,777 Toss everything else out 1354 01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:35,388 and combine everything into as few suitcases as possible. 1355 01:09:35,475 --> 01:09:38,130 Let's go! Let's go, go, go, go, go, go! 1356 01:09:38,217 --> 01:09:40,045 Don't throw away your instruments! 1357 01:09:44,963 --> 01:09:46,878 Morgan, where's your stuff? 1358 01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,662 I-It's, uh... 1359 01:09:48,749 --> 01:09:50,925 Well, go get it! You're gonna be late for the ball! 1360 01:09:51,012 --> 01:09:53,450 Come on, Cinderella! Spit-spot! 1361 01:09:55,365 --> 01:09:57,280 [dramatic music] 1362 01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:17,822 [Richard grunting] 1363 01:10:40,410 --> 01:10:43,239 [Richard muttering] 1364 01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:44,718 [panting] 1365 01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:46,198 Okay, is that everything? 1366 01:10:46,285 --> 01:10:48,156 Students: Yeah. Yeah. 1367 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,767 [sighs] Let's kick some ass. 1368 01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:51,377 [students cheering] 1369 01:10:56,295 --> 01:10:58,254 Richard: Yeah! Hey, bro! 1370 01:10:58,341 --> 01:11:00,604 -[tires screech] -Whoo! 1371 01:11:00,691 --> 01:11:02,519 [students cheering] 1372 01:11:05,348 --> 01:11:07,175 [van blares horn] 1373 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,568 Jason: Hey, doesn't-- doesn't this thing go any faster? 1374 01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:10,570 This is the vehicle's top speed! 1375 01:11:10,657 --> 01:11:11,963 -Holy shit! -[students chattering] 1376 01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:14,052 Now we're never gonna ever get there! 1377 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:15,880 Do we exist?! 1378 01:11:15,967 --> 01:11:17,316 Students: Yes! 1379 01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:19,753 What do we do when existence is shit?! 1380 01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,146 Students: Deal with it! 1381 01:11:21,233 --> 01:11:23,235 -Yeah! -[students cheer] 1382 01:11:23,322 --> 01:11:24,932 -[loud fart] -Jessica: Jason! 1383 01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:26,543 Jason, again? 1384 01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:28,632 [triumphant music] 1385 01:11:30,547 --> 01:11:32,288 [tires screech] 1386 01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:38,206 [whispers] Ah, shit. 1387 01:11:38,294 --> 01:11:40,121 [indistinct chatter] 1388 01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:42,298 Yvette: We're here. 1389 01:11:42,385 --> 01:11:44,125 Richard: No time, no time! Everybody get inside and change, hurry! 1390 01:11:44,212 --> 01:11:45,431 Jessica: Come on, let's go. 1391 01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:47,477 Come on, come on, come on, let's go! 1392 01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:53,700 [panting] Hey. Do you have self-parking? 1393 01:11:53,787 --> 01:11:55,572 [dramatic music] 1394 01:11:55,659 --> 01:11:56,921 Katie: It's so beautiful. 1395 01:11:57,008 --> 01:11:57,922 Jason: Where do we go? 1396 01:11:58,009 --> 01:11:59,227 Jessica: There's reception. 1397 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:00,968 No time to check in! To the dance! 1398 01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:04,145 -To the dance. -Jessica: The dance is in Ballroom 4. 1399 01:12:04,232 --> 01:12:06,278 -I can hear the music. -Katie: It started already. 1400 01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:07,888 Oh. Bathrooms! Bathrooms! 1401 01:12:07,975 --> 01:12:10,238 -Katie: Move, move, move. -Wings: Hurry up. 1402 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,588 Jason: Come on, come on. 1403 01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:17,115 [indistinct chatter] 1404 01:12:19,596 --> 01:12:21,206 Could I borrow some of that? 1405 01:12:21,293 --> 01:12:22,381 Thanks. 1406 01:12:23,817 --> 01:12:25,515 Hey, Kirk, you got my Spanx? 1407 01:12:25,602 --> 01:12:27,081 Kirk: Uh, looking. 1408 01:12:27,168 --> 01:12:30,650 Jason: Hey, Katie, whose is bigger, mine or Tony's? 1409 01:12:30,737 --> 01:12:32,913 -Thank you. -How 'bout from the side? 1410 01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:36,221 Come on, come on. Suitcases. 1411 01:12:36,308 --> 01:12:37,875 -Suitcases. Suitcases. -Badges, badges, badges! 1412 01:12:37,962 --> 01:12:39,877 -Suitcases! Looking good. -Badges, badges, badges! 1413 01:12:39,964 --> 01:12:41,531 -There you go. -I love your dress! Suitcases. 1414 01:12:41,618 --> 01:12:43,010 -Your shoe's untied! -There you go. 1415 01:12:43,097 --> 01:12:46,666 [upbeat funk music] 1416 01:12:49,974 --> 01:12:51,192 Yeah. 1417 01:12:56,197 --> 01:12:58,417 Boy: Ohh. Yeah! 1418 01:12:58,504 --> 01:13:00,767 [muffled funk music] 1419 01:13:01,942 --> 01:13:04,945 Morgan. What the hell are you doing, man? 1420 01:13:05,032 --> 01:13:07,078 Get your threads on. Come on, let's go boogie, heh. 1421 01:13:07,165 --> 01:13:08,645 I threw my clothes out. 1422 01:13:09,689 --> 01:13:11,430 Okay, well, at least you'll look as good as you dance. 1423 01:13:11,517 --> 01:13:12,736 Let's at least fix that bedhead. 1424 01:13:12,823 --> 01:13:14,085 I'm not goin' in there. 1425 01:13:15,869 --> 01:13:17,741 [sighs] 1426 01:13:17,828 --> 01:13:19,395 I just came to catch the bus. 1427 01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:20,613 Dude, I don't care what you look like, 1428 01:13:20,700 --> 01:13:22,354 but you're gonna dance with me. 1429 01:13:24,443 --> 01:13:25,618 What about Maddy? 1430 01:13:27,054 --> 01:13:29,317 You realize you two are perfect for each other, right? 1431 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:31,276 [scoffs] 1432 01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:33,496 [scoffs] Okay, fine. 1433 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:34,975 Go be sad. 1434 01:13:35,062 --> 01:13:38,065 I'll grow up tomorrow. 1435 01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:40,154 [electronic music] 1436 01:13:41,852 --> 01:13:43,288 Oh, oh, Jason! Badges. 1437 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,420 Oh. 1438 01:13:54,038 --> 01:13:55,474 [girls whooping] 1439 01:14:07,355 --> 01:14:09,662 [sighs] 1440 01:14:09,749 --> 01:14:11,751 [muffled music] 1441 01:14:20,543 --> 01:14:21,674 Are you the band that didn't show up 1442 01:14:21,761 --> 01:14:22,849 for any of your performances? 1443 01:14:22,936 --> 01:14:24,155 That's us. 1444 01:14:24,242 --> 01:14:26,287 Everyone's calling you The Forfeiteers. 1445 01:14:26,374 --> 01:14:27,463 'Cause you... forfeit. 1446 01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:29,856 "Forfeiteers." 1447 01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:31,423 You know, I like that. 1448 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:33,338 Is it true you came here in a Winnebago? 1449 01:14:33,425 --> 01:14:36,341 Is it true that all Australians ride to school on kangaroos? 1450 01:14:36,428 --> 01:14:38,952 Is it true that all Americans wear body armor to school? 1451 01:14:39,039 --> 01:14:41,999 Yeah, but... it only stops small arms fire. 1452 01:14:45,829 --> 01:14:47,004 Thought not. 1453 01:14:47,091 --> 01:14:48,614 Yeah, but I just got you to touch my pec. 1454 01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:50,311 [both giggle] 1455 01:14:53,445 --> 01:14:55,621 Um... g'day me a minute? 1456 01:15:02,454 --> 01:15:04,717 [Australian accent] Good evening, Madam Maddy. 1457 01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:05,979 [crowd whooping] 1458 01:15:06,066 --> 01:15:07,546 Get your back up off the wall? 1459 01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:10,723 [crowd chattering and whooping] 1460 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:12,856 Look... 1461 01:15:12,943 --> 01:15:16,294 Morgan, he's just going through some stuff right now. 1462 01:15:16,381 --> 01:15:17,861 I'm sure if you went and talked to him-- 1463 01:15:17,948 --> 01:15:20,254 I'm done trying to help him. 1464 01:15:20,341 --> 01:15:23,475 If he wants something, he can say so. 1465 01:15:34,051 --> 01:15:36,053 [muffled music] 1466 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:47,760 [Jessica speaking indistinctly] 1467 01:15:47,847 --> 01:15:48,718 Wings: It looks really good on you. 1468 01:15:48,805 --> 01:15:50,633 Oh, thanks. 1469 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,679 Wings: Hey, teacher's pet! What's up, man? 1470 01:15:53,766 --> 01:15:55,115 Hey, what's wrong? 1471 01:15:55,202 --> 01:15:56,334 Somethin' botherin' you? 1472 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,076 Is it girl trouble? 1473 01:15:59,163 --> 01:16:02,340 Which one is it? Is it... prude? 1474 01:16:02,427 --> 01:16:04,516 Or Yvette? Because I'm confused. 1475 01:16:04,603 --> 01:16:05,604 Hey! 1476 01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:08,999 Don't worry. I'm not mad. 1477 01:16:10,261 --> 01:16:12,219 I know Yvette didn't leave me for you. 1478 01:16:12,306 --> 01:16:15,527 In fact, I'm feelin' so generous, 1479 01:16:15,614 --> 01:16:16,702 I'll even help you get with her. 1480 01:16:16,789 --> 01:16:17,964 I don't need your help. 1481 01:16:18,051 --> 01:16:19,662 Hey, the only reason that you 1482 01:16:19,749 --> 01:16:21,577 even have a chance now is because of me. 1483 01:16:21,664 --> 01:16:22,969 'Cause you're an asshole. 1484 01:16:23,056 --> 01:16:24,971 Be careful. 1485 01:16:25,058 --> 01:16:26,669 There's a lady. 1486 01:16:26,756 --> 01:16:29,236 All right? I can tell that you're a little grumpy... 1487 01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:31,978 so let's just pick this up later. 1488 01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:34,894 Oh, and, uh, if Mr. T comes looking for us, 1489 01:16:34,981 --> 01:16:36,200 make up an excuse, would you? 1490 01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:37,375 Make your own. 1491 01:16:39,507 --> 01:16:41,597 I'm sorry. 1492 01:16:41,684 --> 01:16:42,946 I thought I heard a squeak. 1493 01:16:43,033 --> 01:16:45,252 I'm not the teacher's pet. 1494 01:16:45,339 --> 01:16:46,514 And I'm not yours. 1495 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:47,646 Neither is Yvette. 1496 01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:51,041 What's with you, man? 1497 01:16:51,128 --> 01:16:54,000 It's not enough that you have to steal Yvette, 1498 01:16:54,087 --> 01:16:55,959 but you're gonna embarrass me in front of this one, too? 1499 01:16:56,046 --> 01:16:58,439 No. That's all you. 1500 01:16:58,526 --> 01:17:00,224 Jessica: Wings, it's fine. Let's just go. 1501 01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:01,878 No, I'll decide when it's fine. 1502 01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:03,531 Yeah! You decide. 1503 01:17:03,619 --> 01:17:05,142 You decide for everybody, don't you? 1504 01:17:05,229 --> 01:17:06,230 But not me. 1505 01:17:06,317 --> 01:17:07,623 And not my friends. 1506 01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:08,972 So why don't you just leave us alone? 1507 01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:10,582 Make me. 1508 01:17:12,584 --> 01:17:14,542 Morgan, stop! Stop! 1509 01:17:14,630 --> 01:17:16,980 Stop it! You guys... 1510 01:17:17,067 --> 01:17:20,592 -[music pounding] -Girl: Oh, yeah! Part-ay! 1511 01:17:20,679 --> 01:17:21,724 Jason! 1512 01:17:21,811 --> 01:17:23,639 Morgan's in trouble! 1513 01:17:26,119 --> 01:17:27,120 Jason: Morgan! 1514 01:17:28,731 --> 01:17:31,168 What the hell are you doing? 1515 01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:33,387 I'm sick of it, man. I'm sick of his shit. 1516 01:17:33,474 --> 01:17:35,955 Yeah, totally, but you're about to get a whole lot more of it. 1517 01:17:36,042 --> 01:17:37,000 Do you even know how to fight? 1518 01:17:37,087 --> 01:17:39,045 Nope. Got any pointers? 1519 01:17:39,132 --> 01:17:40,699 Uh, stick your head in the sand? 1520 01:17:40,786 --> 01:17:42,440 Jessica: You don't have to do this. Let's go inside. 1521 01:17:42,527 --> 01:17:43,833 Dude, please don't do this. 1522 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:46,487 No, man. I'm done being a bitch. 1523 01:17:47,445 --> 01:17:48,576 Take your shot, teacher's-- 1524 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:49,665 Uhh! 1525 01:17:51,101 --> 01:17:52,145 Not bad. 1526 01:17:52,232 --> 01:17:53,277 Uhh! 1527 01:17:54,278 --> 01:17:55,366 Oof! 1528 01:17:55,453 --> 01:17:56,454 [Morgan grunting] 1529 01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:57,803 Hey, man, get off of him! 1530 01:17:57,890 --> 01:17:58,978 Uhh! 1531 01:17:59,065 --> 01:18:01,415 [blows landing, Morgan grunting] 1532 01:18:01,502 --> 01:18:03,026 -Morgan! -Richard: Stop! 1533 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:05,376 Hey, what's up, Mr. T? 1534 01:18:05,463 --> 01:18:08,684 You are! Your time, it's up! 1535 01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:11,643 One more misstep, and I file a police report. 1536 01:18:11,730 --> 01:18:14,124 I shit you not. Get inside. 1537 01:18:14,211 --> 01:18:15,299 You're the boss. 1538 01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:17,997 -Richard: Whoa! -Wings: Nice hit. 1539 01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,782 You did better than I thought you would. 1540 01:18:29,313 --> 01:18:30,183 Get out of here. 1541 01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:35,232 -Oh! -Oh, uh-- 1542 01:18:35,319 --> 01:18:37,016 Okay, okay. 1543 01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:38,583 [sighs] Okay. 1544 01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:39,497 Go in. Go inside. 1545 01:18:39,584 --> 01:18:40,628 Jessica: Mm-hmm. 1546 01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,502 Hey. 1547 01:18:44,589 --> 01:18:45,677 Hey, man, are you okay? 1548 01:18:45,764 --> 01:18:47,331 I'm fine. 1549 01:18:47,418 --> 01:18:48,854 Okay. 1550 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:52,771 I am, too, just in case you were wondering. 1551 01:18:52,858 --> 01:18:54,642 [slight snickers] 1552 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:58,864 Listen, I know you're literally in a lot of pain right now, 1553 01:18:58,951 --> 01:19:01,606 but if this whole thing is somehow about Maddy, 1554 01:19:01,693 --> 01:19:03,216 I'm sure you can still patch things up 1555 01:19:03,303 --> 01:19:04,740 if you just go and talk with her. 1556 01:19:04,827 --> 01:19:06,219 I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do. 1557 01:19:07,351 --> 01:19:09,440 So, please, leave me alone. 1558 01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,840 [crying softly] 1559 01:19:20,843 --> 01:19:22,235 Richard: Hey, buddy. 1560 01:19:22,322 --> 01:19:23,671 How's your night going? 1561 01:19:26,457 --> 01:19:29,112 Uh-huh. Let's get you some ice. 1562 01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:32,898 Am I in trouble? 1563 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,162 What? 1564 01:19:36,249 --> 01:19:37,555 We both fought. 1565 01:19:37,642 --> 01:19:39,687 Why is he in trouble... 1566 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:40,950 and not me? 1567 01:19:44,518 --> 01:19:46,216 Do you wanna be in trouble? 1568 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:57,662 Dance is dying down, but... there's still a few people, 1569 01:19:57,749 --> 01:19:59,707 if you wanna... 1570 01:20:09,326 --> 01:20:11,328 [waves crashing] 1571 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,126 [bag crinkles] 1572 01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:35,700 [Maddy sighs] 1573 01:20:37,658 --> 01:20:40,183 Do you see any friendship pearls? 1574 01:20:41,271 --> 01:20:42,402 No. 1575 01:20:48,234 --> 01:20:50,715 I don't even know how to apologize. 1576 01:20:52,804 --> 01:20:53,849 To you. 1577 01:20:55,894 --> 01:20:57,026 To Jason. 1578 01:21:03,206 --> 01:21:04,990 You were just trying to look out for me. 1579 01:21:09,603 --> 01:21:11,083 And I messed us all up. 1580 01:21:23,182 --> 01:21:25,706 I'm so sorry. 1581 01:21:31,669 --> 01:21:33,758 Well... 1582 01:21:33,845 --> 01:21:35,368 that's a start. 1583 01:22:05,398 --> 01:22:06,660 I'm sorry. 1584 01:22:08,662 --> 01:22:12,536 [stammering] You know I don't unless it's serious. 1585 01:22:16,844 --> 01:22:18,063 [sighs] 1586 01:22:21,675 --> 01:22:25,288 And you're really not ready for that, either. 1587 01:22:35,254 --> 01:22:38,301 Just in case you feel like shaking it off. 1588 01:22:58,625 --> 01:23:00,671 [dramatic music] 1589 01:23:18,819 --> 01:23:21,953 [distant fog horn] 1590 01:23:25,435 --> 01:23:27,350 Richard: You want my advice? 1591 01:23:27,437 --> 01:23:29,352 Don't take my advice. 1592 01:23:30,309 --> 01:23:34,096 Actually, I thought your advice was pretty good. 1593 01:23:34,183 --> 01:23:35,227 Thanks. 1594 01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:37,534 What was it? 1595 01:23:37,621 --> 01:23:40,319 Uh, something about not quitting. 1596 01:23:43,279 --> 01:23:44,541 Hmm. 1597 01:23:44,628 --> 01:23:47,674 I hope you decide to stay a teacher, Mr. T. 1598 01:23:47,761 --> 01:23:48,980 You're a good one. 1599 01:23:56,074 --> 01:23:57,249 [soft chuckle] 1600 01:24:15,789 --> 01:24:17,661 [distant jingling] 1601 01:24:24,798 --> 01:24:27,279 [shimmering sound] 1602 01:24:27,366 --> 01:24:29,368 [dramatic music] 1603 01:24:38,464 --> 01:24:39,639 [grunting] 1604 01:24:52,217 --> 01:24:53,262 [panting] 1605 01:24:56,221 --> 01:24:58,223 [dramatic music] 1606 01:25:00,573 --> 01:25:02,967 [grunting] 1607 01:25:06,971 --> 01:25:08,842 [groaning] 1608 01:25:22,421 --> 01:25:24,510 [panting] 1609 01:25:34,738 --> 01:25:37,741 [angelic choral music, faint techno beat] 1610 01:25:57,326 --> 01:26:00,024 [choir fades, beat continues] 1611 01:26:05,682 --> 01:26:06,770 [beat stops] 1612 01:26:06,857 --> 01:26:08,815 [footsteps echoing] 1613 01:26:11,296 --> 01:26:13,907 [electronic dance music begins] 1614 01:26:17,911 --> 01:26:20,610 [techno beat] 1615 01:26:38,062 --> 01:26:42,066 ♪ Offering a friendship pearl ♪ 1616 01:26:44,721 --> 01:26:48,594 ♪ An invitation from the Alliance ♪ 1617 01:26:51,031 --> 01:26:53,947 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1618 01:26:54,034 --> 01:26:57,995 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1619 01:26:58,082 --> 01:27:04,088 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1620 01:27:04,175 --> 01:27:06,308 ♪♪ 1621 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:16,318 ♪ Offering a friendship pearl ♪ 1622 01:27:16,405 --> 01:27:19,016 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1623 01:27:19,103 --> 01:27:22,976 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1624 01:27:23,063 --> 01:27:25,718 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1625 01:27:25,805 --> 01:27:29,679 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1626 01:27:29,766 --> 01:27:32,595 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1627 01:27:32,682 --> 01:27:36,076 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1628 01:27:36,163 --> 01:27:42,082 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1629 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:48,524 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1630 01:27:49,699 --> 01:27:51,266 [kids cheering and hooting] 1631 01:27:52,963 --> 01:27:54,530 Whoo! 1632 01:27:54,617 --> 01:27:55,879 Girl: This is nice! 1633 01:27:59,230 --> 01:28:00,884 Yeah! 1634 01:28:01,972 --> 01:28:03,539 [squeals] 1635 01:28:03,626 --> 01:28:06,063 All [chanting]: Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! 1636 01:28:06,150 --> 01:28:09,501 Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! 1637 01:28:09,588 --> 01:28:12,852 Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! 1638 01:28:12,939 --> 01:28:15,072 Morgan! Morgan! Morgan... 1639 01:28:15,159 --> 01:28:17,335 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1640 01:28:17,422 --> 01:28:20,947 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1641 01:28:21,034 --> 01:28:24,081 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1642 01:28:24,168 --> 01:28:27,911 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1643 01:28:27,998 --> 01:28:34,221 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1644 01:28:34,309 --> 01:28:39,836 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1645 01:28:45,494 --> 01:28:47,496 [birds chirping] 1646 01:29:10,170 --> 01:29:12,695 Jason: I'm gonna miss you so much, I swear to God. 1647 01:29:12,782 --> 01:29:14,392 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1648 01:29:14,479 --> 01:29:15,698 -I already know. -That was the most... 1649 01:29:15,785 --> 01:29:17,221 All right, you tender lumplings. 1650 01:29:17,308 --> 01:29:20,659 -Please watch him. -No, come on, Mr. T. 1651 01:29:20,746 --> 01:29:22,531 -Goodbye, my love! -Goodbye! 1652 01:29:27,492 --> 01:29:31,366 [kids chatting softly] 1653 01:29:34,630 --> 01:29:36,109 Hey, Maddy. 1654 01:29:47,686 --> 01:29:49,688 [kids snoring softly] 1655 01:30:09,839 --> 01:30:11,406 Wayne: Hey, Mr. T, you ready to quit yet? 1656 01:30:11,493 --> 01:30:13,625 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 1657 01:30:13,712 --> 01:30:15,235 Woman: Where's your suitcase? 1658 01:30:15,322 --> 01:30:17,194 Mr. T told us to throw it away. 1659 01:30:17,281 --> 01:30:19,239 It was just a suggestion! 1660 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:27,030 What happened to your eye? 1661 01:30:27,117 --> 01:30:29,032 I love you, Mom. 1662 01:30:29,119 --> 01:30:30,816 I love you, too. 1663 01:30:35,604 --> 01:30:37,736 Where's your suitcase? 1664 01:31:18,211 --> 01:31:21,432 [piano playing softly in distance] 1665 01:31:45,848 --> 01:31:48,851 ♪♪ 1666 01:32:06,956 --> 01:32:08,523 [strikes wrong key, stops playing] 1667 01:32:21,144 --> 01:32:23,146 [soft music playing, guests chatting] 1668 01:32:39,902 --> 01:32:43,253 -Hey. -Hey. 1669 01:32:43,340 --> 01:32:45,168 Sorry they're not milkshakes. 1670 01:32:55,221 --> 01:32:56,875 He seems nice. 1671 01:32:58,094 --> 01:32:59,748 He is. 1672 01:32:59,835 --> 01:33:01,619 Just not a great kisser. 1673 01:33:04,013 --> 01:33:05,884 Practice makes perfect. 1674 01:33:05,971 --> 01:33:07,582 Yep. 1675 01:33:14,240 --> 01:33:16,373 You two going to prom? 1676 01:33:16,460 --> 01:33:18,593 Yeah. And you're going with... 1677 01:33:18,680 --> 01:33:20,551 Jason. 1678 01:33:20,638 --> 01:33:21,857 We got matching suits. 1679 01:33:21,944 --> 01:33:23,423 Of course you did. 1680 01:33:33,433 --> 01:33:38,787 Last time we were at a jacuzzi together, 1681 01:33:38,874 --> 01:33:40,745 you tried to help me. 1682 01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,402 I'm working on it. 1683 01:33:48,405 --> 01:33:50,973 But I still mess up sometimes. 1684 01:33:51,060 --> 01:33:53,715 Maybe the lesson is 1685 01:33:53,802 --> 01:33:56,761 sometimes we mess up. 1686 01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:00,547 But not you, right? 1687 01:34:00,635 --> 01:34:03,159 No, not me. I'm the only exception. 1688 01:34:03,246 --> 01:34:04,769 [chuckles] 1689 01:34:04,856 --> 01:34:06,771 But I could've sworn I heard you, uh-- 1690 01:34:06,858 --> 01:34:09,992 -You made me mess up. -[chuckles] 1691 01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:12,298 Whatever. That was probably your first mistake ever. 1692 01:34:12,385 --> 01:34:15,780 No. I've messed up. 1693 01:34:15,867 --> 01:34:17,652 I've messed up. 1694 01:34:21,743 --> 01:34:26,312 I'm sorry I tried to stop you that time. 1695 01:34:26,399 --> 01:34:28,053 That was a jerk move. 1696 01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:30,142 Don't be sorry. 1697 01:34:30,229 --> 01:34:32,318 You were just being my friend. 1698 01:34:36,192 --> 01:34:38,150 I miss that. 1699 01:34:39,761 --> 01:34:43,199 Maybe we could... try again? 1700 01:34:43,286 --> 01:34:45,897 Friends with you? 1701 01:34:45,984 --> 01:34:47,856 I don't know. 1702 01:34:47,943 --> 01:34:50,902 I was hoping for a nice and peaceful summer. 1703 01:34:50,989 --> 01:34:53,078 How about a trial run until August? 1704 01:34:53,165 --> 01:34:54,819 July. 1705 01:34:54,906 --> 01:34:58,605 'Cause I'm moving in August, so... 1706 01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:02,000 Oh, yeah, USC. I heard. Congrats. 1707 01:35:02,087 --> 01:35:03,262 Thanks. 1708 01:35:03,349 --> 01:35:05,438 You too. 1709 01:35:05,525 --> 01:35:09,051 Maybe since you're in Arizona, and it's close, 1710 01:35:09,138 --> 01:35:11,618 I'll let you visit some time. 1711 01:35:16,580 --> 01:35:18,974 Guess we'll see. 1712 01:35:30,246 --> 01:35:31,813 Nice night to go bowling. 1713 01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:34,119 Yeah. 1714 01:35:34,206 --> 01:35:37,775 Too bad I threw away my telescope, though. 1715 01:35:39,516 --> 01:35:42,998 I have one. Here. 1716 01:35:44,173 --> 01:35:45,783 Oh. [chuckles] 1717 01:35:45,870 --> 01:35:48,133 One of those invisible ones. 1718 01:35:48,220 --> 01:35:50,135 It has really good optics. 1719 01:35:50,222 --> 01:35:52,964 [exhales deeply] Let's see. 1720 01:35:54,879 --> 01:35:57,403 Yeah, it's pretty nice. 1721 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:05,629 Oh! I think I see a few mythical beings up there. 1722 01:36:05,716 --> 01:36:08,110 Are they waving at us? 1723 01:36:08,197 --> 01:36:11,069 Yeah, they are. 1724 01:36:11,156 --> 01:36:13,680 That's 'cause I accepted their friendship pearl. 1725 01:36:13,768 --> 01:36:16,553 -Wait, really? -Yeah. 1726 01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:20,035 -Huh. -Redeemed the whole planet. 1727 01:36:23,865 --> 01:36:27,259 It was just lying there on the beach. 1728 01:36:27,346 --> 01:36:30,567 Maddy: Huh. What are the odds? 1729 01:36:32,395 --> 01:36:33,962 Morgan: What are the odds? 1730 01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:37,792 [big band music] 1731 01:39:04,634 --> 01:39:06,636 Captioned by Post Haste Digital