WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03.046 --> 00:00:05.048 [slinky funk music] 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:49.266 --> 00:00:50.746 Man: All right, y'all got everything? 5 00:00:50.833 --> 00:00:51.921 -Yep. -Yeah, I think so. 6 00:00:52.008 --> 00:00:53.270 All right. Let's go. 7 00:00:57.318 --> 00:00:59.146 There you go. Have a good trip. 8 00:00:59.233 --> 00:01:00.973 Okay... 9 00:01:01.061 --> 00:01:03.193 -Hey, Mr. T. -Hey, Kirk! 10 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:04.281 -Katie. -Hey. 11 00:01:04.368 --> 00:01:05.282 You two excited? 12 00:01:05.369 --> 00:01:06.414 -Yeah. -Yeah. 13 00:01:06.501 --> 00:01:09.069 Right, right. Yeah, yeah. 14 00:01:09.156 --> 00:01:11.201 Hey, Mr. T. You haven't quit yet? 15 00:01:11.288 --> 00:01:13.073 Any day now. Ha ha. 16 00:01:14.335 --> 00:01:15.379 Heh. 17 00:01:15.466 --> 00:01:16.946 Richard! 18 00:01:17.033 --> 00:01:19.122 -Oh! -Whoa! Hey! No. 19 00:01:19.209 --> 00:01:20.602 [chuckling] Good, that's good. 20 00:01:20.689 --> 00:01:23.344 Uh, thank you, Jessica. Very inappropriate. 21 00:01:23.431 --> 00:01:24.432 Okay. 22 00:01:24.519 --> 00:01:25.824 I'm so juiced. 23 00:01:25.911 --> 00:01:27.652 This is gonna be fire. 24 00:01:29.872 --> 00:01:31.482 I don't know what that means. 25 00:01:48.586 --> 00:01:50.980 -Good morning, Mr. Thompson. -Hi, Maddy. 26 00:01:51.067 --> 00:01:53.113 Whoa! How much you bench? 27 00:01:58.292 --> 00:01:59.858 Woman: Morgan! 28 00:01:59.945 --> 00:02:01.295 [sighs] 29 00:02:03.993 --> 00:02:05.429 Have a great trip. 30 00:02:08.432 --> 00:02:10.173 -Be good. -I will. 31 00:02:10.260 --> 00:02:11.957 -I love you? -Love you, too. 32 00:02:16.875 --> 00:02:18.355 What up, Mr. T? 33 00:02:18.442 --> 00:02:20.183 Hey, Wings, will you give us a-- 34 00:02:20.270 --> 00:02:23.534 Oh, never mind, we got it. 35 00:02:23.621 --> 00:02:25.536 Hey, Morgan. Will you give us a hand? 36 00:02:28.104 --> 00:02:30.150 [all grunt] 37 00:02:30.237 --> 00:02:33.501 Mr. Thompson: Whoo! Thanks, Buddy. 38 00:02:33.588 --> 00:02:34.589 I got you. 39 00:02:35.851 --> 00:02:37.505 [panting] 40 00:02:37.592 --> 00:02:38.810 [sighs] 41 00:03:01.398 --> 00:03:02.747 [whispers] What's up? 42 00:03:04.053 --> 00:03:04.967 [sighs] 43 00:03:05.054 --> 00:03:07.012 Um... 44 00:03:07.099 --> 00:03:08.536 Hi. 45 00:03:08.623 --> 00:03:09.667 Hey. 46 00:03:14.716 --> 00:03:15.586 Okay. 47 00:03:28.295 --> 00:03:29.339 Maddy: Hey, Morgan. 48 00:03:29.426 --> 00:03:30.253 Hey, Maddy. 49 00:03:32.124 --> 00:03:34.562 -You excited? -Yeah, get me out of here. 50 00:03:34.649 --> 00:03:35.998 All right! 51 00:03:36.085 --> 00:03:39.175 Who's ready for the O.C.N.? 52 00:03:39.262 --> 00:03:40.698 Yeah! 53 00:03:40.785 --> 00:03:42.483 -Oh, man. -What's up, my old phony? 54 00:03:42.570 --> 00:03:44.920 Good to see you, Wings, as always. 55 00:03:45.007 --> 00:03:46.661 How is everyone? Comfortable? 56 00:03:46.748 --> 00:03:49.011 Cigars? Cigarettes? Hand stuff? 57 00:03:49.098 --> 00:03:51.056 I don't know. I'm offering it all, people. 58 00:03:51.143 --> 00:03:53.015 -Hey, guys. -Hey. 59 00:03:53.102 --> 00:03:55.670 [imitates explosion, both imitating satellite beeping] 60 00:03:55.757 --> 00:03:58.803 Ahem. Sorry, bro, just let me, uh, get in here real fast. 61 00:03:58.890 --> 00:04:01.545 So, is it a rock-paper-scissors thing or... 62 00:04:01.632 --> 00:04:04.200 Sorry, Maddy. It's top-secret. 63 00:04:04.287 --> 00:04:06.594 Only the receptive shall receive. 64 00:04:06.681 --> 00:04:07.943 That doesn't mean anything. 65 00:04:08.030 --> 00:04:09.336 You don't mean anything. 66 00:04:09.423 --> 00:04:10.815 [chuckling] I'm just kidding. 67 00:04:10.902 --> 00:04:13.035 So, are you guys ready for California? 68 00:04:13.122 --> 00:04:15.516 I hear they got beaches. 69 00:04:15.603 --> 00:04:17.039 Muscle beaches. 70 00:04:17.126 --> 00:04:18.258 I'm just looking forward to meeting 71 00:04:18.345 --> 00:04:20.129 some California girls. 72 00:04:20.216 --> 00:04:22.305 Not to mention the international beauties. 73 00:04:22.392 --> 00:04:23.393 Are you planning to woo them 74 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:25.177 with your stupid friendship song? 75 00:04:25.265 --> 00:04:28.703 Hey... you don't talk about the friendship song. 76 00:04:28.790 --> 00:04:30.661 -Friendship song is iced shit. -Mm-hmm. 77 00:04:30.748 --> 00:04:33.273 One day, you will tell me what it means. 78 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:34.883 You guys looking forward to the Music Exchange? 79 00:04:34.970 --> 00:04:35.927 Hell, yeah. 80 00:04:36.014 --> 00:04:37.233 What's that? 81 00:04:37.320 --> 00:04:38.930 Mr. T explained it at rehearsal. 82 00:04:39.017 --> 00:04:40.802 Oh? Yeah, I wasn't listening. 83 00:04:40.889 --> 00:04:42.194 It's where we sit with an international band, 84 00:04:42.282 --> 00:04:43.674 and we play each other's music. 85 00:04:43.761 --> 00:04:45.459 -Ohh... -And... 86 00:04:45.546 --> 00:04:47.461 you may not speak the same language... 87 00:04:47.548 --> 00:04:49.332 -Uh-huh. -But you communicate 88 00:04:49.419 --> 00:04:50.507 through eye contact. 89 00:04:50.594 --> 00:04:51.769 -Uh-huh. -[laughs] 90 00:04:51.856 --> 00:04:54.076 -And the sensual sound of song. -Yeah. 91 00:04:54.163 --> 00:04:57.471 Maybe I'll get to share keys with a hot Brazilian, 92 00:04:57.558 --> 00:05:00.082 accidentally touch hands. 93 00:05:01.344 --> 00:05:03.520 [all laughing] 94 00:05:04.652 --> 00:05:05.827 [grunting] 95 00:05:09.961 --> 00:05:13.400 [both moaning] 96 00:05:13.487 --> 00:05:15.489 Oh, my God, Morgan, look who it is. 97 00:05:15.576 --> 00:05:17.578 [funk music] 98 00:05:52.874 --> 00:05:54.832 Ugh! Gross, man. 99 00:05:54.919 --> 00:05:57.487 Your-- Your retainer spit all over me. 100 00:06:00.142 --> 00:06:02.884 Bet you wish that was your cheek slathered in saliva, don't you? 101 00:06:02.971 --> 00:06:05.321 -Shut up. -I can go get you a sample. 102 00:06:05.408 --> 00:06:07.192 You realize you don't stand a chance, right? 103 00:06:07.279 --> 00:06:09.934 Unless you, I don't know, talked to her? 104 00:06:10.021 --> 00:06:11.675 -[laughs] "Talked." -"Talked." 105 00:06:11.762 --> 00:06:13.329 [both laughing] "To her"! 106 00:06:13.416 --> 00:06:15.070 It's not that hard. 107 00:06:15.157 --> 00:06:18.290 "Hi, my name is Morgan. I like books. What is female?" 108 00:06:18.378 --> 00:06:19.814 -[forced laugh] -God. 109 00:06:23.208 --> 00:06:24.384 Good morning, Richard. 110 00:06:24.471 --> 00:06:26.037 Ready for your... first band trip? 111 00:06:26.124 --> 00:06:28.562 Ohh, yes, sir. I'm looking forward to it. 112 00:06:28.649 --> 00:06:31.260 Good. Good. You'll do... fine. 113 00:06:32.348 --> 00:06:36.091 Now, I am obligated to ask you 114 00:06:36.178 --> 00:06:38.267 because of some unsettling events 115 00:06:38.354 --> 00:06:40.356 that have just come to light, heh-- 116 00:06:40.443 --> 00:06:43.272 Not with you! Not... here, of course. 117 00:06:43.359 --> 00:06:45.230 Elsewhere. 118 00:06:45.317 --> 00:06:49.147 The PTA asked me to ask that you-- 119 00:06:49.234 --> 00:06:51.585 not just you, all the faculty-- 120 00:06:51.672 --> 00:06:53.674 not, um... 121 00:06:53.761 --> 00:06:56.024 and that is not to say that we think that you would... 122 00:06:57.591 --> 00:06:59.854 We don't enjoy making people feel uncomfortable. 123 00:06:59.941 --> 00:07:01.464 No. Not at all. Please. 124 00:07:01.551 --> 00:07:02.944 Well, you know, 125 00:07:03.031 --> 00:07:06.034 I hate to be so specific, but the PTA... 126 00:07:06.121 --> 00:07:07.775 You know, they really demand directness 127 00:07:07.862 --> 00:07:09.733 with this sort of thing. 128 00:07:09.820 --> 00:07:11.474 Well, yeah, you have to be direct. 129 00:07:11.561 --> 00:07:13.520 Mm, yes. Better to say something 130 00:07:13.607 --> 00:07:15.217 than leave it unsaid. 131 00:07:16.348 --> 00:07:17.654 So I'll say it. 132 00:07:21.049 --> 00:07:24.487 The PTA has asked me to ask you 133 00:07:24.574 --> 00:07:29.405 not to, uh, do anything, 134 00:07:29.492 --> 00:07:32.147 you know... with the, uh... 135 00:07:34.802 --> 00:07:36.281 You know. 136 00:07:36.368 --> 00:07:37.935 -Oh, God. -I know! I know.. 137 00:07:38.022 --> 00:07:40.677 You would never do somethin' so heinous. 138 00:07:40.764 --> 00:07:42.549 But they feel we should be blunt 139 00:07:42.636 --> 00:07:43.941 when it comes to matters like this. 140 00:07:44.028 --> 00:07:45.595 -Unsettling as they may be. -Of course. 141 00:07:45.682 --> 00:07:48.468 And I appreciate your being so direct. 142 00:07:48.555 --> 00:07:50.382 But let me be clear that I would never-- 143 00:07:50.470 --> 00:07:52.167 No doubt. No doubt. 144 00:07:52.254 --> 00:07:53.995 We have the utmost confidence in you. 145 00:07:54.082 --> 00:07:56.214 After all, you turned around the music department. 146 00:07:56.301 --> 00:07:57.651 [chuckling] 147 00:07:57.738 --> 00:07:59.914 Everyone loves you! The-- the parents, 148 00:08:00.001 --> 00:08:02.307 the kids. 149 00:08:02.394 --> 00:08:04.353 We just ask that you don't... 150 00:08:04.440 --> 00:08:06.050 Of course. No. And thank you. 151 00:08:06.137 --> 00:08:07.356 I just-- let me assure you that I would never-- 152 00:08:07.443 --> 00:08:09.793 No assurance needed. I assured you! 153 00:08:09.880 --> 00:08:11.229 [chuckling] 154 00:08:11.316 --> 00:08:13.362 It's just that California's a coastal state, 155 00:08:13.449 --> 00:08:15.059 and many find it bewitching. 156 00:08:15.146 --> 00:08:16.017 You understand. 157 00:08:16.104 --> 00:08:17.975 [sighs] Yes. Yes. 158 00:08:19.542 --> 00:08:21.457 Anyway, glad we could have this frank talk. 159 00:08:21.544 --> 00:08:23.024 Yes! Me, too. 160 00:08:23.111 --> 00:08:26.288 -You won't, uh... -No! Definitely not. 161 00:08:26.375 --> 00:08:28.072 Pinky swear. 162 00:08:29.421 --> 00:08:32.033 Good! Well, you... 163 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:33.817 better get a move on. 164 00:08:33.904 --> 00:08:34.949 Have fun! 165 00:08:36.037 --> 00:08:37.168 But not too much fun! 166 00:08:37.255 --> 00:08:38.300 [forced laugh] 167 00:08:40.084 --> 00:08:41.303 [sighs] 168 00:08:41.390 --> 00:08:42.347 -Boo! -[screams] 169 00:08:42.434 --> 00:08:43.827 [giggling] I got you. 170 00:08:43.914 --> 00:08:46.047 Good one, Jessica! Please take your seat. 171 00:08:46.134 --> 00:08:47.309 Okay. [giggles] 172 00:08:48.571 --> 00:08:49.703 [sighs] 173 00:08:51.139 --> 00:08:52.488 [clears throat] 174 00:08:53.968 --> 00:08:55.317 [click, mic feedback] 175 00:08:55.404 --> 00:08:56.405 [over speakers] Good morning, students! 176 00:08:56.492 --> 00:08:58.015 All: Good morning, Mr. T. 177 00:08:58.102 --> 00:09:00.452 -All right! Janice... -[drumsticks tapping] 178 00:09:00.540 --> 00:09:02.193 [tapping softens] 179 00:09:02.280 --> 00:09:04.326 To make sure that you're all here in this reality, 180 00:09:04.413 --> 00:09:07.764 I shall now... take... the roll. 181 00:09:09.070 --> 00:09:10.637 -Tony. -Here. 182 00:09:10.724 --> 00:09:11.855 Congratulations. You exist. 183 00:09:11.942 --> 00:09:13.204 -Wayne. -Here. 184 00:09:13.291 --> 00:09:14.728 Congratulations. Wings. 185 00:09:14.815 --> 00:09:16.512 -Yo! -Congrats. 186 00:09:16.599 --> 00:09:18.558 Maddy. Good mornin'. 187 00:09:18.645 --> 00:09:20.690 Uh, Jessica exists to torment me. 188 00:09:20.777 --> 00:09:21.909 I love you! 189 00:09:21.996 --> 00:09:23.388 Inappropriate. Morgan. 190 00:09:23.475 --> 00:09:26.130 -Yes, very inappropriate! -Thank you! 191 00:09:26.217 --> 00:09:27.958 Siblings, Kirk and Katie. 192 00:09:28.045 --> 00:09:29.525 Kirk and Katie: Here! 193 00:09:29.612 --> 00:09:32.223 Right. And Janice, as ever, is present. 194 00:09:32.310 --> 00:09:33.747 And then there's.... 195 00:09:33.834 --> 00:09:35.749 Yes! I exist. 196 00:09:35.836 --> 00:09:36.967 Uh, fortunately. 197 00:09:37.054 --> 00:09:38.229 Jason, I hereby banish you 198 00:09:38.316 --> 00:09:39.840 to the plane of nonexistence 199 00:09:39.927 --> 00:09:41.406 until your musical skills are required. 200 00:09:41.493 --> 00:09:44.932 [groaning and blubbing] 201 00:09:45.019 --> 00:09:47.021 -Yvette. -[wolf whistle] 202 00:09:47.108 --> 00:09:49.893 Good morning. And last but not least... me. 203 00:09:52.853 --> 00:09:54.463 Thank you. 204 00:09:54.550 --> 00:09:56.770 Joining us on our flight will be Mr. Darren, 205 00:09:56.857 --> 00:09:57.771 the Red Baron. 206 00:09:57.858 --> 00:10:00.208 [students cheer and applaud] 207 00:10:00.295 --> 00:10:01.775 All right, does everybody have 208 00:10:01.862 --> 00:10:03.646 everything they need for this trip? 209 00:10:03.733 --> 00:10:04.995 Because once we hit the freeway, 210 00:10:05.082 --> 00:10:06.823 there's no comin' back, that's it. 211 00:10:06.910 --> 00:10:08.651 Anyone? 212 00:10:08.738 --> 00:10:09.652 You guys excited? 213 00:10:09.739 --> 00:10:11.393 Students: Yeah! 214 00:10:11.480 --> 00:10:12.350 Let's kick some ass. 215 00:10:12.437 --> 00:10:14.483 [all cheering] 216 00:10:16.441 --> 00:10:18.182 [air brakes hiss] 217 00:10:18.269 --> 00:10:19.923 -Woman: Bye, kids! -Man: Bye! 218 00:10:20.010 --> 00:10:22.796 -Man 2: Call me! Call me! -[overlapping goodbyes] 219 00:10:23.884 --> 00:10:26.321 Woman: Bye! Love you! 220 00:10:27.844 --> 00:10:29.846 [upbeat music] 221 00:10:35.069 --> 00:10:36.287 Wah, wah, wah! 222 00:10:37.767 --> 00:10:39.116 [laughing] 223 00:10:40.422 --> 00:10:41.597 [laughing] 224 00:10:44.731 --> 00:10:46.515 [indistinct chatter] 225 00:10:46.602 --> 00:10:47.821 [message alert chimes] 226 00:10:52.477 --> 00:10:53.653 [message alert chimes] 227 00:10:55.829 --> 00:10:58.309 Okay, kids, let's go! Let's go. Back on the bus. 228 00:10:58.396 --> 00:11:00.007 Back on the bus. Let's ride. 229 00:11:00.094 --> 00:11:02.009 Boy: But I didn't get to go potty. 230 00:11:03.358 --> 00:11:05.360 [upbeat music continues] 231 00:11:10.321 --> 00:11:11.366 [loud fart] 232 00:11:11.453 --> 00:11:13.585 [students groaning] 233 00:11:13.673 --> 00:11:15.587 -Girl 1: Who was that? -Girl 2: That was Jason. 234 00:11:15.675 --> 00:11:17.067 -Girl 1: Jason! -Students: Jason! 235 00:11:17.154 --> 00:11:18.982 Kirk: Go to the back, guys, man. 236 00:11:19.069 --> 00:11:20.070 Girl 2: To the back of the bus, where it already stinks. 237 00:11:20.157 --> 00:11:22.290 Girl 1: Farther. All the way. 238 00:11:22.377 --> 00:11:24.031 Girl 2: Uggh! Pillow. 239 00:11:24.118 --> 00:11:26.120 [motor revving] 240 00:11:32.343 --> 00:11:34.345 [Wings snoring] 241 00:11:37.784 --> 00:11:40.482 [snorts, snores] 242 00:12:03.548 --> 00:12:04.941 [whispering] Sorry, I couldn't sleep. 243 00:12:05.028 --> 00:12:06.943 Mind if I sit here? 244 00:12:07.030 --> 00:12:10.251 Uh... [stammers] Uh, yeah. 245 00:12:10.338 --> 00:12:11.382 No, go ahead. 246 00:12:13.254 --> 00:12:15.517 What are you looking for? 247 00:12:15.604 --> 00:12:17.911 -Huh? -Your book? 248 00:12:17.998 --> 00:12:21.828 Oh! Yeah, it was-- it was at the gas station. 249 00:12:21.915 --> 00:12:24.526 Um, it tells you places to visit 250 00:12:24.613 --> 00:12:28.530 based on what you're... looking for. 251 00:12:28.617 --> 00:12:30.271 What are you looking for? 252 00:12:31.838 --> 00:12:34.928 Uh, I-I have-- I haven't traveled much. 253 00:12:35.015 --> 00:12:37.017 [stammering] 254 00:12:37.104 --> 00:12:39.062 I just got the book. 255 00:12:39.149 --> 00:12:42.587 What-- What are you into? 256 00:12:42.674 --> 00:12:48.071 Oh, you know, different stuff. Art, jazz... history. 257 00:12:48.158 --> 00:12:50.639 Really? You? I-- 258 00:12:50.726 --> 00:12:53.033 I-I mean, me too. 259 00:12:53.120 --> 00:12:55.209 Wh-What kind of history do you like? 260 00:12:55.296 --> 00:12:56.688 Sexual history. 261 00:12:56.776 --> 00:12:57.777 What? 262 00:12:57.864 --> 00:12:59.561 You know, procreation, 263 00:12:59.648 --> 00:13:01.693 our biological and cultural frameworks. 264 00:13:01.781 --> 00:13:03.608 How they've changed over the millennia. 265 00:13:03.695 --> 00:13:05.045 Evolution wouldn't work 266 00:13:05.132 --> 00:13:06.916 if we weren't hardwired to enjoy sex. 267 00:13:07.003 --> 00:13:09.310 So, pleasure is not only natural, 268 00:13:09.397 --> 00:13:10.311 it's essential. 269 00:13:10.398 --> 00:13:11.355 Isn't that neat? 270 00:13:12.661 --> 00:13:15.533 Um... [stammering] Definitely, yeah. 271 00:13:15.620 --> 00:13:18.362 [scoffs] Procreation is the best. 272 00:13:20.060 --> 00:13:23.977 Uh, you must have... fun homework. 273 00:13:24.064 --> 00:13:25.108 Can I sleep with you? 274 00:13:25.195 --> 00:13:26.631 What? 275 00:13:26.718 --> 00:13:29.591 The big doofus up there keeps falling on me. 276 00:13:29.678 --> 00:13:31.071 Don't make me go back. 277 00:13:31.158 --> 00:13:34.074 Oh, and your shoulder is so comfortable. 278 00:13:34.161 --> 00:13:36.859 Uh... yeah. No problem. 279 00:13:36.946 --> 00:13:39.427 Be mine... guest. 280 00:13:39.514 --> 00:13:40.645 Thanks. 281 00:13:41.777 --> 00:13:43.474 Your girlfriend won't mind? 282 00:13:43.561 --> 00:13:44.693 What, Maddy? 283 00:13:44.780 --> 00:13:47.217 Oh... no, we're not friends. 284 00:13:47.304 --> 00:13:49.567 We're-- We're just friends. 285 00:13:49.654 --> 00:13:52.701 Good. I wouldn't want to steal you from anyone. 286 00:13:52.788 --> 00:13:54.398 Just borrow you. 287 00:13:56.096 --> 00:13:58.533 Mmm. You smell nice. 288 00:13:59.708 --> 00:14:01.536 You don't mind? 289 00:14:01.623 --> 00:14:05.757 Um... what a-- what about your girlfriend? 290 00:14:05.845 --> 00:14:09.849 Wings? Oh, we're not really together. 291 00:14:09.936 --> 00:14:11.981 I'm not even sure if he likes me anymore. 292 00:14:18.988 --> 00:14:20.860 What are you doing? 293 00:14:20.947 --> 00:14:21.904 [whispering] Homework. 294 00:14:23.819 --> 00:14:25.734 -Are you crazy? -Shh. 295 00:14:25.821 --> 00:14:27.605 No one has to know. 296 00:14:27.692 --> 00:14:29.564 We can do it quietly. 297 00:14:29.651 --> 00:14:31.827 Just don't wake up... 298 00:14:31.914 --> 00:14:33.655 -[gasping] -[gasps] 299 00:14:33.742 --> 00:14:35.962 [panting] 300 00:14:39.008 --> 00:14:40.183 [sighs] 301 00:14:43.056 --> 00:14:44.753 -You okay? -Huh? 302 00:14:44.840 --> 00:14:46.581 [sighs] 303 00:14:46.668 --> 00:14:47.843 It was a-- a ba-- 304 00:14:49.801 --> 00:14:51.281 Muscle cramp. 305 00:14:53.327 --> 00:14:54.545 [gasps] 306 00:14:54.632 --> 00:14:56.678 [laughing] 307 00:14:56.765 --> 00:14:58.332 Maddy: Muscle cramp, huh? 308 00:14:58.419 --> 00:15:00.116 Well, only one way to fix that. 309 00:15:00.203 --> 00:15:01.813 Don't... say it. 310 00:15:01.901 --> 00:15:03.728 [giggling] 311 00:15:03.815 --> 00:15:04.991 Don't say it. 312 00:15:06.557 --> 00:15:08.603 [loud clatter, tires screeching] 313 00:15:08.690 --> 00:15:10.083 [students shrieking] 314 00:15:10.170 --> 00:15:11.823 -Boy: Yo... what-- -Girl: What was that? 315 00:15:11.911 --> 00:15:12.694 Boy 2: What's going on? 316 00:15:12.781 --> 00:15:14.261 [tires screeching] 317 00:15:14.348 --> 00:15:15.740 Shit. 318 00:15:17.568 --> 00:15:19.309 [engine dying] 319 00:15:21.311 --> 00:15:22.399 It wasn't me. 320 00:15:23.661 --> 00:15:26.664 [light jazz music] 321 00:16:01.177 --> 00:16:03.266 I've been in worse. 322 00:16:03.353 --> 00:16:04.398 Who wants to share a bed? 323 00:16:04.485 --> 00:16:06.878 [door squeaks, closes] 324 00:16:06.966 --> 00:16:10.317 Wings: All right, this one's mine. 325 00:16:10.404 --> 00:16:12.797 You guys can have that thing. 326 00:16:12.884 --> 00:16:14.843 [grunts] 327 00:16:25.680 --> 00:16:26.898 Wanna sleep ass to mouth? 328 00:16:26.986 --> 00:16:28.639 You mean head to toe? 329 00:16:28.726 --> 00:16:30.772 -Yeah. -No. 330 00:16:46.570 --> 00:16:48.964 It sucks, we should be at the ocean right now. 331 00:16:49.051 --> 00:16:51.836 At least the water's clear. [sink sprays] 332 00:16:51.923 --> 00:16:53.882 No hair in the shower. 333 00:16:53.969 --> 00:16:55.884 Smells like ham sandwiches. 334 00:16:55.971 --> 00:16:58.321 -Sheets are clean. -Yeah, but what is this? 335 00:16:58.408 --> 00:17:01.585 -Is this blood? -Oh, my God. 336 00:17:01.672 --> 00:17:03.544 I can't tell. 337 00:17:03.631 --> 00:17:05.633 Why does it always look dark in these places? 338 00:17:05.720 --> 00:17:07.939 Because sin lives in the shadows. 339 00:17:08.027 --> 00:17:10.812 Hey, speaking of sin... 340 00:17:13.554 --> 00:17:15.034 You ready? 341 00:17:15.121 --> 00:17:16.513 -Yes. -Alright. 342 00:17:16.600 --> 00:17:18.385 [chuckles] 343 00:17:20.909 --> 00:17:22.084 [chuckles] 344 00:17:22.171 --> 00:17:23.520 [phone beeps] 345 00:17:26.306 --> 00:17:28.612 Holy shit. 346 00:17:31.441 --> 00:17:32.964 [sighs] [chuckles] 347 00:17:33.052 --> 00:17:34.618 I can't believe we're stranded here. 348 00:17:34.705 --> 00:17:36.794 Yeah, I know, but on the bright side, no parents. 349 00:17:36.881 --> 00:17:40.015 And Mr. Thompson barely counts as adult supervision. 350 00:17:40.102 --> 00:17:42.365 I wonder if there's any food around here. 351 00:17:42.452 --> 00:17:44.672 -Holy shit. -What? 352 00:17:47.196 --> 00:17:50.591 Dude, Tony says the girls just invited them over for an orgy. 353 00:17:50.678 --> 00:17:53.028 -No way. -Yeah, I know, but look. 354 00:17:54.725 --> 00:17:55.900 Man, they're just messing with him. 355 00:17:55.987 --> 00:17:57.424 He says they're serious. 356 00:17:57.511 --> 00:18:00.122 No, then they're definitely messing with him. 357 00:18:00.209 --> 00:18:03.082 Yeah, I guess. Girls are just so immature. 358 00:18:03.169 --> 00:18:04.909 -Totally. -Boy: What are you looking at? 359 00:18:04.996 --> 00:18:06.998 -Nothing. Nothing. -It's stupid. 360 00:18:11.394 --> 00:18:15.224 -It's one of those 3D pics? -Mm... 361 00:18:15.311 --> 00:18:18.619 [sighing] [grunting] 362 00:18:20.316 --> 00:18:21.883 -You don't think... -That they'd actually... 363 00:18:21.970 --> 00:18:23.798 -There's no way, right? -No, no way, of course not. 364 00:18:23.885 --> 00:18:25.930 They're just messing with us, or them, messing with them. 365 00:18:26.017 --> 00:18:27.280 [laughs] 366 00:18:27.367 --> 00:18:28.890 -They're so gullible. -I know. 367 00:18:28.977 --> 00:18:30.631 But not us. We're better than that. No way. 368 00:18:30.718 --> 00:18:31.980 Mm-mm. 369 00:18:33.590 --> 00:18:35.114 [sighs] 370 00:18:39.944 --> 00:18:41.772 -Desk Clerk: Hi. -Hi, is there a liquor store nearby? 371 00:18:41.859 --> 00:18:43.861 -Um... -Thompson: Liquor store? 372 00:18:45.254 --> 00:18:47.038 What for? 373 00:18:47.126 --> 00:18:50.781 Um... supplies, air freshener for... 374 00:18:50.868 --> 00:18:52.609 Jason's gas problem. 375 00:18:52.696 --> 00:18:55.351 Uh-huh. Come here for a second. 376 00:18:57.875 --> 00:19:00.487 Hey, you know this is my first band trip, right? 377 00:19:00.574 --> 00:19:03.359 -Yeah. -Yeah, it's not going that great. 378 00:19:03.446 --> 00:19:06.057 So, uh, till the bus is fixed, 379 00:19:06.145 --> 00:19:08.669 I kinda need to take us somewhere that's at least somewhat... 380 00:19:08.756 --> 00:19:10.149 educational. 381 00:19:11.062 --> 00:19:12.368 Can you help me pick one? 382 00:19:13.630 --> 00:19:16.111 -Okay. -It's just that you're a good student. 383 00:19:16.198 --> 00:19:19.332 I'm not a good teacher, and I'm a temporary one at that, so... 384 00:19:19.419 --> 00:19:20.768 Till the band kicks off. 385 00:19:20.855 --> 00:19:22.291 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The band, the band. 386 00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:27.905 Well, I can research these tonight and hook you up tomorrow. 387 00:19:27.992 --> 00:19:29.603 Would you? Oh, Morgan, that would rock. 388 00:19:29.690 --> 00:19:32.345 Thank you very much, I appreciate you. 389 00:19:32.432 --> 00:19:34.042 Oh, one more thing. 390 00:19:34.129 --> 00:19:35.522 Will you help me keep an eye on the others? 391 00:19:35.609 --> 00:19:37.132 [sighs] Dude... 392 00:19:37.219 --> 00:19:39.439 I know, nobody wants to be a narc, it's just that... 393 00:19:39.526 --> 00:19:41.049 I'm all by myself out here. 394 00:19:41.136 --> 00:19:43.791 Just keep an ear out, no one will know. 395 00:19:43.878 --> 00:19:48.230 Besides, I'll know if anyone leaves their room after curfew. 396 00:19:50.232 --> 00:19:52.278 -Really? -Yeah. 397 00:19:52.365 --> 00:19:54.497 Just a little something my teacher did to our rooms back in the day. 398 00:19:54.584 --> 00:19:57.021 'Course, we got around it. 399 00:20:00.329 --> 00:20:02.592 Let's just say there was a sacrificial lamb 400 00:20:02.679 --> 00:20:04.246 with political capital. 401 00:20:05.900 --> 00:20:08.685 -I have no idea what that means. -Well, good! 402 00:20:08.772 --> 00:20:11.558 Hey, it's our little secret, though, right, Mr. My Spy? 403 00:20:11.645 --> 00:20:12.907 Right. 404 00:20:24.875 --> 00:20:26.660 Is there a liquor store nearby? 405 00:20:26.747 --> 00:20:29.315 [rock music plays] 406 00:20:44.330 --> 00:20:46.462 [door opens and closes] 407 00:20:46.549 --> 00:20:47.855 How'd you do? 408 00:20:47.942 --> 00:20:49.509 Pretty good. We got a problem though. 409 00:20:49.596 --> 00:20:50.379 What? 410 00:20:50.466 --> 00:20:52.468 Mr. Th-- Oh, Jesus! 411 00:20:52.555 --> 00:20:53.948 Mr. Thompson's gonna know if we leave. 412 00:20:54.035 --> 00:20:55.428 Said he's gonna do something to the rooms. 413 00:20:55.515 --> 00:20:57.430 -Like a booby trap? -I don't know. 414 00:20:57.517 --> 00:20:59.910 -What should we do? -I mean, not much we can do. 415 00:20:59.997 --> 00:21:02.173 This could be like the most important night of our lives. 416 00:21:02.261 --> 00:21:05.394 So a little trouble might just be the price of admission. 417 00:21:05.481 --> 00:21:07.353 I guess. Did you find out where it is? 418 00:21:07.440 --> 00:21:09.137 Oh, yeah, I have a hunch. 419 00:21:09.224 --> 00:21:10.704 Yeah? No! 420 00:21:10.791 --> 00:21:12.401 Now we smell like twinsies, dude, come on! 421 00:21:12.488 --> 00:21:14.882 -That is not a good thing, Jason. -Yes, it is! 422 00:21:14.969 --> 00:21:16.884 [door knocks] 423 00:21:16.971 --> 00:21:19.408 That's curfew, ladies. No going out, okay? 424 00:21:19.495 --> 00:21:22.193 All: Okay, Mr. T! 425 00:21:22.281 --> 00:21:24.718 -Don't stay up too late. -We won't! 426 00:21:33.509 --> 00:21:34.728 [door knocks] 427 00:21:34.815 --> 00:21:36.860 That's curfew. Goodnight, you two. 428 00:21:36.947 --> 00:21:38.384 Goodnight. 429 00:21:43.780 --> 00:21:44.868 [door knocks] 430 00:21:44.955 --> 00:21:46.566 Curfew. Goodnight, gentlemen. 431 00:21:46.653 --> 00:21:48.611 Goodnight, Mr. T! [yells] 432 00:21:50.744 --> 00:21:51.962 [door knocks] 433 00:21:52.049 --> 00:21:53.703 That's curfew. Goodnight, boys. 434 00:21:53.790 --> 00:21:55.836 -Goodnight, Mr. T. -Goodnight. 435 00:21:59.361 --> 00:22:01.232 Cutting it close. 436 00:22:02.930 --> 00:22:04.497 Nothing fancy. 437 00:22:04.584 --> 00:22:05.672 Got to keep it casual in case they open that door 438 00:22:05.759 --> 00:22:08.022 and nothing's going on inside. 439 00:22:08.109 --> 00:22:09.371 What do you guys want? 440 00:22:09.458 --> 00:22:11.112 Nothing, just borrowing some sugar. 441 00:22:11.199 --> 00:22:12.548 Well, there's no sugar here. 442 00:22:12.635 --> 00:22:13.854 But there's plenty of honey. 443 00:22:13.941 --> 00:22:15.986 [laughs] Where are you guys goin'? 444 00:22:16.073 --> 00:22:18.293 -Nowhere. Nowhere. -Nowhere. 445 00:22:19.338 --> 00:22:21.035 [whispering] Death is just a state of mind. 446 00:22:21.122 --> 00:22:22.297 [whispering] True friendship won't be left behind. 447 00:22:22.384 --> 00:22:24.691 [explosive noises, satellite noises] 448 00:22:24.778 --> 00:22:25.996 Come on. 449 00:22:27.128 --> 00:22:28.216 Nerds. 450 00:22:33.917 --> 00:22:37.704 [sighs] 451 00:22:37.791 --> 00:22:38.922 [whispering] Okay, come on. 452 00:22:41.621 --> 00:22:43.492 -[Jason shrieks] -Jesus. Hey, guys. 453 00:22:43.579 --> 00:22:44.754 -Shh. -Shh. 454 00:22:44.841 --> 00:22:45.842 [whispering] Where are you going? 455 00:22:45.929 --> 00:22:47.366 The girls are having an orgy. 456 00:22:47.453 --> 00:22:48.367 -What? -Shh! 457 00:22:48.454 --> 00:22:49.542 [whispering] Shut up. 458 00:22:49.629 --> 00:22:50.891 You can't be serious. 459 00:22:50.978 --> 00:22:52.109 It's probably nothing. 460 00:22:52.196 --> 00:22:54.242 Where you going? 461 00:22:54.329 --> 00:22:56.113 Bowling. 462 00:22:56.200 --> 00:22:58.377 You're in trouble because Mr. T put paper in all the doors. 463 00:22:58.464 --> 00:22:59.682 -Boobytrap. -That's right. 464 00:22:59.769 --> 00:23:00.901 We can help seal you back in. 465 00:23:00.988 --> 00:23:02.511 No, I wanna go. 466 00:23:02.598 --> 00:23:03.686 What? 467 00:23:03.773 --> 00:23:05.471 To the orgy. Where is it? 468 00:23:05.558 --> 00:23:07.908 [laughing] Maddy, you jest. 469 00:23:07.995 --> 00:23:10.563 No, I'm serious. It sounds interesting. 470 00:23:10.650 --> 00:23:12.086 Hold on. I'll be right back. 471 00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:19.528 Where are you going? 472 00:23:19.615 --> 00:23:21.182 That's your job. Which way? 473 00:23:21.269 --> 00:23:23.445 You're ditching Maddy? I thought you liked her. 474 00:23:23.532 --> 00:23:24.925 I do, but we're just friends. 475 00:23:25.012 --> 00:23:26.535 -So are we. -Yeah, but you invited me, 476 00:23:26.622 --> 00:23:28.058 so I can't ditch you. 477 00:23:28.145 --> 00:23:29.146 [knock on door] 478 00:23:29.233 --> 00:23:31.279 [door creaks] 479 00:23:31.366 --> 00:23:33.586 Hey. 480 00:23:33.673 --> 00:23:35.022 You want something? 481 00:23:35.109 --> 00:23:36.371 Uh... 482 00:23:37.328 --> 00:23:38.286 Sugar? 483 00:23:38.373 --> 00:23:39.722 Okay, who invited you? 484 00:23:39.809 --> 00:23:41.507 Tony. 485 00:23:41.594 --> 00:23:43.770 Tony, did you invite them? 486 00:23:43.857 --> 00:23:44.901 -Ow! -Way to go. 487 00:23:44.988 --> 00:23:46.816 Now it's a sausage fest. 488 00:23:46.903 --> 00:23:48.165 Send them away. 489 00:23:48.252 --> 00:23:49.645 Jessica: Sorry, boys. 490 00:23:49.732 --> 00:23:52.213 Wait! You want Mr. Thompson to find out? 491 00:23:52.300 --> 00:23:54.215 Why, you gonna narc on us? 492 00:23:54.302 --> 00:23:55.346 No. 493 00:23:58.828 --> 00:23:59.829 But this will. 494 00:23:59.916 --> 00:24:00.874 What the hell is that? 495 00:24:00.961 --> 00:24:01.875 Boobytrap. 496 00:24:01.962 --> 00:24:02.919 Indeed. 497 00:24:04.312 --> 00:24:05.356 But we have a solution. 498 00:24:05.444 --> 00:24:06.575 What is it? 499 00:24:06.662 --> 00:24:09.273 First... may we come in? 500 00:24:09.360 --> 00:24:11.145 -It's chilly out here. -[shivers] 501 00:24:15.758 --> 00:24:16.759 You wearing a wire? 502 00:24:18.021 --> 00:24:21.503 I'm kidding. Come on, maybe you two can double up or something. 503 00:24:21.590 --> 00:24:23.200 Hurry up. 504 00:24:37.998 --> 00:24:39.695 [Wings blows raspberry] 505 00:24:41.784 --> 00:24:43.046 So, how did you know? 506 00:24:44.352 --> 00:24:45.832 Oh, uh, heh, 507 00:24:45.919 --> 00:24:47.747 Tony didn't actually invite us, 508 00:24:47.834 --> 00:24:50.837 but Morgan and I did some sleuthing or whatever... 509 00:24:50.924 --> 00:24:52.752 I mean, about the boobytrap. 510 00:24:52.839 --> 00:24:54.318 Oh... 511 00:24:54.405 --> 00:24:56.146 -Mr. Thompson told me. -Wings: Well, hot damn. 512 00:24:56.233 --> 00:24:57.626 Got ourselves a double agent. 513 00:24:57.713 --> 00:24:59.280 I-- I wouldn't go that far. 514 00:24:59.367 --> 00:25:01.021 Betraying his trust? 515 00:25:01.108 --> 00:25:02.501 I like it. 516 00:25:02.588 --> 00:25:04.024 So how do we get around it? 517 00:25:04.111 --> 00:25:05.547 -[knock on door] -It's the Feds! 518 00:25:05.634 --> 00:25:07.462 [dramatic music] 519 00:25:15.122 --> 00:25:16.166 It's just Maddy. 520 00:25:17.124 --> 00:25:18.734 Who invited you? 521 00:25:22.390 --> 00:25:24.000 -Does it matter? -Wings: No. 522 00:25:24.087 --> 00:25:26.133 We need more hot chicks anyways. 523 00:25:27.743 --> 00:25:29.658 Wings: A bird in the hand is worth a few in the bush. 524 00:25:29.745 --> 00:25:30.746 [door shuts] 525 00:25:39.712 --> 00:25:40.974 I like your pajamas. 526 00:25:41.061 --> 00:25:43.237 Katie: Thanks! I like yours, too. 527 00:25:43.324 --> 00:25:44.804 You applied to USC, right? 528 00:25:44.891 --> 00:25:47.241 -Astronomy and astrophysics. -Nice! 529 00:25:47.328 --> 00:25:48.459 Arts and architecture. 530 00:25:48.547 --> 00:25:49.722 Maddy: Cool! 531 00:25:51.332 --> 00:25:53.421 So, Morgan, what should we do? 532 00:25:53.508 --> 00:25:55.205 Huh? Oh. 533 00:25:55.292 --> 00:25:56.903 I-I mean, it varies. [stammering] 534 00:25:56.990 --> 00:25:58.426 You know, every orgy's different, you know? 535 00:25:58.513 --> 00:26:00.123 I mean about the boobytrap. 536 00:26:00.210 --> 00:26:02.038 [chuckling] Oh... heh... 537 00:26:02.125 --> 00:26:04.911 Uh, we just need a sacrificial lamb with political capital. 538 00:26:04.998 --> 00:26:06.477 What the hell's that mean? 539 00:26:06.565 --> 00:26:08.088 Yeah, is that like a Bible quote or something? 540 00:26:08.175 --> 00:26:09.829 Maddy: It means you need a fall guy, 541 00:26:09.916 --> 00:26:11.831 someone who puts paper back in everyone's door, 542 00:26:11.918 --> 00:26:13.223 except for theirs. 543 00:26:13.310 --> 00:26:14.703 If they're on the teacher's good side, 544 00:26:14.790 --> 00:26:16.009 they'll get off with a warning. 545 00:26:16.096 --> 00:26:18.577 Sacrificial lamb with political capital. 546 00:26:19.926 --> 00:26:21.275 What she said. 547 00:26:21.362 --> 00:26:22.842 So... who's our lamb? 548 00:26:22.929 --> 00:26:25.105 I'll do it. Mr. T likes me and Janice, 549 00:26:25.192 --> 00:26:26.541 so we'll get off easy. 550 00:26:26.628 --> 00:26:28.848 Okay, great. Can we do something now, please? 551 00:26:28.935 --> 00:26:30.414 My fire's dying here. 552 00:26:30.501 --> 00:26:31.851 We could play Truth or Dare. 553 00:26:31.938 --> 00:26:34.462 [Maddy giggling] 554 00:26:34.549 --> 00:26:35.942 What's so funny? 555 00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:38.205 Uh, nothing. Nothing. I'm sorry. 556 00:26:38.292 --> 00:26:39.510 It sounds so great. 557 00:26:39.598 --> 00:26:41.425 It's juvenile. 558 00:26:41.512 --> 00:26:43.776 No, it's fun. I used to play in middle school. 559 00:26:43.863 --> 00:26:45.734 -Me, too. -Wings: Fine, fine. 560 00:26:45.821 --> 00:26:47.518 Whatever gets Jessica's fire going. 561 00:26:47.606 --> 00:26:48.911 Maddy, truth or dare? 562 00:26:48.998 --> 00:26:50.260 Oh. Truth. 563 00:26:50.347 --> 00:26:52.045 Lame. What base have you gotten to? 564 00:26:52.132 --> 00:26:53.176 Second. 565 00:26:55.048 --> 00:26:57.441 Uh... can you be a little more specific? 566 00:26:57.528 --> 00:26:59.487 If you ask specific questions. 567 00:26:59.574 --> 00:27:01.271 Nice. Who's next? 568 00:27:01.358 --> 00:27:03.491 [upbeat music] 569 00:27:31.084 --> 00:27:33.129 All right, Jessica. Truth or dare? 570 00:27:33.216 --> 00:27:34.304 Dare. 571 00:27:34.391 --> 00:27:35.654 Take your shirt off. 572 00:27:50.930 --> 00:27:52.888 Jason. Truth or dare? 573 00:27:52.975 --> 00:27:55.108 Uh... dare? 574 00:27:55.195 --> 00:27:56.631 Kiss one of the boys. 575 00:27:56.718 --> 00:27:58.938 [chuckling] 576 00:27:59.025 --> 00:28:01.027 -What? -Wings: Yeah. 577 00:28:01.114 --> 00:28:02.463 Are you trying to turn this into some kind of woke party or something? 578 00:28:02.550 --> 00:28:05.640 Shh! It's my turn. I can do as I please. 579 00:28:05.727 --> 00:28:07.555 Do it, Jason. I dare you. 580 00:28:07.642 --> 00:28:09.644 Well, wh-who? 581 00:28:09.731 --> 00:28:11.907 Hmm... 582 00:28:11.994 --> 00:28:12.908 Kirk. 583 00:28:12.995 --> 00:28:14.954 What? No way. 584 00:28:15.041 --> 00:28:16.825 You've hardly done any dares. 585 00:28:16.912 --> 00:28:18.392 Okay, how 'bout this. 586 00:28:18.479 --> 00:28:20.220 If you two kiss... 587 00:28:20.307 --> 00:28:21.569 then I'll kiss one of the girls. 588 00:28:21.656 --> 00:28:23.397 Deal. You two, hurry up. 589 00:28:25.747 --> 00:28:26.966 Mm. 590 00:28:29.795 --> 00:28:31.622 -Maddy: Aww. -Jessica: Aww. 591 00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:33.799 Wow... so brave. 592 00:28:34.800 --> 00:28:36.149 So brave. 593 00:28:36.236 --> 00:28:38.281 All right, restore balance to the Force. 594 00:28:53.427 --> 00:28:55.429 Damn... girls are pretty. 595 00:28:55.516 --> 00:28:57.213 Duh. Who's next? 596 00:28:59.781 --> 00:29:01.652 Maddy. Truth or dare? 597 00:29:01.740 --> 00:29:02.828 Dare. 598 00:29:02.915 --> 00:29:06.440 I dare you to kiss Morgan. 599 00:29:06.527 --> 00:29:08.964 Uh, would you mind picking something else? 600 00:29:09.051 --> 00:29:10.574 W-What, are you a prude or something? 601 00:29:10.661 --> 00:29:13.012 No, I just don't kiss unless it's serious. 602 00:29:13.099 --> 00:29:15.188 -Prude. -It's fine. 603 00:29:15.275 --> 00:29:16.842 Just pick something else. 604 00:29:16.929 --> 00:29:19.540 Okay. How 'bout you pick two people 605 00:29:19.627 --> 00:29:21.020 to go make out in that bathroom? 606 00:29:21.107 --> 00:29:22.935 Don't even think about it. 607 00:29:23.022 --> 00:29:25.546 Um, Wings and Yvette. 608 00:29:25.633 --> 00:29:27.940 All right, come on. That's us, babe. 609 00:29:29.071 --> 00:29:30.594 Katie: Oh! Get it, girl. 610 00:29:31.770 --> 00:29:34.598 Aww, we don't get to see? Uhh. 611 00:29:34.685 --> 00:29:35.599 [knock on door, Jason gasps] 612 00:29:35.686 --> 00:29:36.557 The Feds! 613 00:29:36.644 --> 00:29:38.777 [dramatic music] 614 00:29:41.562 --> 00:29:44.695 -What the hell, man? -Code Blue. 615 00:29:44.783 --> 00:29:45.653 Ow! 616 00:29:48.699 --> 00:29:49.918 [yawning] Hello? 617 00:29:50.005 --> 00:29:51.528 Can you explain the meaning of... 618 00:29:51.615 --> 00:29:54.270 Oh. Oh, God. Uh... 619 00:29:54.357 --> 00:29:55.881 I'm sorry. 620 00:29:55.968 --> 00:29:58.797 Uh, I was just making my rounds, and... 621 00:29:58.884 --> 00:30:01.190 -Were you all asleep? -Not all of us. 622 00:30:01.277 --> 00:30:02.931 Ah. Yeah. 623 00:30:03.018 --> 00:30:04.628 Uh, I'm sorry, I just... 624 00:30:04.715 --> 00:30:07.109 Did you ladies open the door after curfew? 625 00:30:07.196 --> 00:30:09.503 [sleepily] Did we? 626 00:30:09.590 --> 00:30:10.765 Oh, yeah. 627 00:30:10.852 --> 00:30:12.462 There was a cat. 628 00:30:12.549 --> 00:30:13.855 A cat? 629 00:30:13.942 --> 00:30:15.422 Yeah, it was meowing really loud, 630 00:30:15.509 --> 00:30:18.599 so we had to... shoo it away. 631 00:30:18.686 --> 00:30:20.644 It's so hard to sleep here. 632 00:30:20.731 --> 00:30:24.039 Yeah, my neighbor snores like a Greek... god. 633 00:30:24.126 --> 00:30:25.954 [yawning] Oh, my God. 634 00:30:26.041 --> 00:30:27.826 That sounds terrible. 635 00:30:27.913 --> 00:30:29.610 [Richard inhales sharply] 636 00:30:29.697 --> 00:30:30.829 Do you wanna come in? 637 00:30:30.916 --> 00:30:32.352 Wh-What? 638 00:30:32.439 --> 00:30:34.310 Maybe we can help each other sleep somehow. 639 00:30:34.397 --> 00:30:37.226 No! No... Thank you. 640 00:30:37.313 --> 00:30:39.402 I just remembered that I have ear plugs, 641 00:30:39.489 --> 00:30:41.709 s-so... thank you for your cooperation, 642 00:30:41.796 --> 00:30:43.015 and good night. 643 00:30:43.102 --> 00:30:44.277 Good night. 644 00:30:49.586 --> 00:30:51.197 [all applaud] 645 00:30:55.114 --> 00:30:57.290 [gentle music] 646 00:31:05.733 --> 00:31:07.996 Wait. Maddy. 647 00:31:08.083 --> 00:31:10.651 Let me tell you what, I should be the Lamb, not you. 648 00:31:10.738 --> 00:31:11.913 Thanks, but, you know, 649 00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:13.219 you haven't been in trouble yet. 650 00:31:13.306 --> 00:31:14.873 Plus, you do have a record. 651 00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:16.309 Yeah. 652 00:31:19.573 --> 00:31:22.271 I'm sorry that I was a moron to you earlier. 653 00:31:22.358 --> 00:31:24.404 I was... 654 00:31:24.491 --> 00:31:27.102 I was just nervous, you know, having you there, 655 00:31:27.189 --> 00:31:29.191 but... it made it fun. 656 00:31:31.237 --> 00:31:33.282 You know, before I lock you guys in, 657 00:31:33.369 --> 00:31:34.718 we can go bowling. 658 00:31:34.805 --> 00:31:36.546 [gasps] Bowling! 659 00:31:37.591 --> 00:31:39.288 I can't. 660 00:31:39.375 --> 00:31:41.421 Mr. T asked me to research tourist traps for tomorrow. 661 00:31:41.508 --> 00:31:42.726 Wow, he must be desperate. 662 00:31:42.813 --> 00:31:44.772 He's teetering all right. 663 00:31:44.859 --> 00:31:45.947 Good night, boys. 664 00:31:46.034 --> 00:31:47.644 You're a queen among men! 665 00:31:47.731 --> 00:31:49.255 [laughs] 666 00:32:07.838 --> 00:32:12.278 [cars passing, honking] 667 00:32:12.365 --> 00:32:14.976 All right, keep it moving! Keep it moving. 668 00:32:15.063 --> 00:32:16.412 This looks good. 669 00:32:21.678 --> 00:32:23.202 Awesome! Breakfast. 670 00:32:23.289 --> 00:32:24.812 We got hash browns? 671 00:32:27.075 --> 00:32:29.121 Hi, Maddie, Morgan. 672 00:32:29.208 --> 00:32:30.774 You got the stuff? 673 00:32:30.861 --> 00:32:31.775 What? 674 00:32:31.862 --> 00:32:34.604 You know, the merchandise? 675 00:32:34.691 --> 00:32:35.997 Oh, yeah. 676 00:32:39.696 --> 00:32:41.524 It's cool. She's on our side. 677 00:32:42.873 --> 00:32:44.484 Well, what's the quality? Good stuff? 678 00:32:44.571 --> 00:32:46.355 Well, this ain't my usual territory. 679 00:32:46.442 --> 00:32:48.140 But it'll do. 680 00:32:48.227 --> 00:32:49.315 I wrote you some notes in there too so you should be 681 00:32:49.402 --> 00:32:51.534 flying easy. 682 00:32:51.621 --> 00:32:53.972 Thank you. 683 00:32:54.059 --> 00:32:56.104 Mr. Thompson: Impressive. 684 00:32:56.191 --> 00:32:58.759 As usual, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. 685 00:32:58.846 --> 00:33:02.502 Oh, Maddy, did you or Janice leave your room last night after curfew? 686 00:33:02.589 --> 00:33:04.460 I went out for some ice. Why? 687 00:33:04.547 --> 00:33:07.550 Oh... no reason. 688 00:33:07.637 --> 00:33:10.031 You know winking is bad, right? 689 00:33:10.118 --> 00:33:11.467 Enjoy your meal. 690 00:33:11.554 --> 00:33:12.816 [Maddy chuckles] 691 00:33:14.601 --> 00:33:15.950 Okay, everybody. 692 00:33:16.037 --> 00:33:18.822 If you exist, pay attention. 693 00:33:18.909 --> 00:33:20.433 Janice? 694 00:33:22.870 --> 00:33:25.046 While we're waiting for the bus, 695 00:33:25.133 --> 00:33:27.396 I have something very special planned for us today. 696 00:33:27.483 --> 00:33:29.616 But the competition starts today. 697 00:33:29.703 --> 00:33:31.661 The judged performance is not until the afternoon, 698 00:33:31.748 --> 00:33:33.054 so until then... 699 00:33:33.141 --> 00:33:34.838 But meet-and-greet starts in 20 minutes, 700 00:33:34.925 --> 00:33:36.318 so we'll definitely miss that. 701 00:33:36.405 --> 00:33:38.146 Yes, but there's nothing we can do about that now. 702 00:33:38.233 --> 00:33:40.322 So let's try to have some fun! 703 00:33:40.409 --> 00:33:41.323 Like how? 704 00:33:41.410 --> 00:33:43.195 Oh, you'll see. 705 00:33:43.282 --> 00:33:45.458 After breakfast, we'll take some Ubers 706 00:33:45.545 --> 00:33:48.504 to a super-secret sightseeing destination. 707 00:33:48.591 --> 00:33:49.592 What is it? 708 00:33:49.679 --> 00:33:51.203 It's a secret. 709 00:33:51.290 --> 00:33:53.509 Which should be very interesting and educational. 710 00:33:53.596 --> 00:33:54.858 Sounds lame. 711 00:33:54.945 --> 00:33:57.818 Oh, I promise you it is not lame. 712 00:33:57.905 --> 00:33:59.950 The Pennyfeather House-- 713 00:34:00.038 --> 00:34:01.909 Or the Pennyfeather Farmhouse, 714 00:34:01.996 --> 00:34:03.693 as it was sometimes referred to-- 715 00:34:03.780 --> 00:34:06.957 was commissioned by famous doily pioneer 716 00:34:07.045 --> 00:34:09.264 Fanny Mae Pennyfeather 717 00:34:09.351 --> 00:34:11.266 in 1896, 718 00:34:11.353 --> 00:34:13.529 and designed later that year 719 00:34:13.616 --> 00:34:16.793 by architect Phineas T. Book III. 720 00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:19.753 Now, because of a particularly harsh winter, 721 00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:23.583 construction was delayed until the following year of... 722 00:34:23.670 --> 00:34:25.237 1897. 723 00:34:25.324 --> 00:34:27.674 Once the house was completed, 724 00:34:27.761 --> 00:34:30.851 Mrs. Pennyfeather became quite the talk of the town, 725 00:34:30.938 --> 00:34:33.419 because of her wonderful dinner parties, 726 00:34:33.506 --> 00:34:35.595 orange grove soirees, 727 00:34:35.682 --> 00:34:37.858 and her garden, where she grew 728 00:34:37.945 --> 00:34:40.600 onions, turnips, and... 729 00:34:40.687 --> 00:34:42.863 figs. 730 00:34:42.950 --> 00:34:45.779 Now, before I release you on the neighborhood to explore for yourselves, 731 00:34:45.866 --> 00:34:49.304 does anyone have any questions on the Pennyfeather House? 732 00:34:55.310 --> 00:34:58.400 Uh, didn't Arthur Plowland-- 733 00:34:58.487 --> 00:34:59.923 "Plowland"-- 734 00:35:00.010 --> 00:35:02.970 uh, famous criminal, once come to town? 735 00:35:03.057 --> 00:35:05.407 Uh... Yes. Yes! 736 00:35:05.494 --> 00:35:08.193 He was a very famous cattle thief 737 00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:11.848 who settled down here to sell cattle of his own. 738 00:35:13.546 --> 00:35:14.503 Ah... 739 00:35:14.590 --> 00:35:16.288 Yeah. 740 00:35:16.375 --> 00:35:17.854 Uh... 741 00:35:17.941 --> 00:35:21.162 Wasn't there a particularly harsh winter? 742 00:35:21.249 --> 00:35:22.990 -No, you said that. -Ma'am, 743 00:35:23.077 --> 00:35:26.167 didn't people back then shoot each other? 744 00:35:26.254 --> 00:35:28.430 Uh, yup, I suppose they did. 745 00:35:28.517 --> 00:35:30.606 Wasn't it also common that the townsfolk 746 00:35:30.693 --> 00:35:32.869 would just totally slaughter each other? 747 00:35:32.956 --> 00:35:34.480 Well, 748 00:35:34.567 --> 00:35:37.047 this town outlawed firearms pretty early on, 749 00:35:37.135 --> 00:35:41.313 so there aren't any shootings that we know about. 750 00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:43.228 -What about pitchforks? -Don't think so. 751 00:35:43.315 --> 00:35:47.101 Okay, uh, anyone else have any other questions? 752 00:35:47.188 --> 00:35:50.844 -Is the bus fixed yet? -About the house. 753 00:35:50.931 --> 00:35:52.367 No? 754 00:35:52.454 --> 00:35:54.108 Okay, well, how about a round of applause 755 00:35:54.195 --> 00:35:56.676 for the lovely... Stephanie. 756 00:35:59.200 --> 00:36:00.723 Thank you, everyone. 757 00:36:00.810 --> 00:36:03.596 If you have any further questions, I will be... 758 00:36:03.683 --> 00:36:06.860 you know, here. 759 00:36:06.947 --> 00:36:09.993 All right. Go, scram, explore! 760 00:36:10.080 --> 00:36:12.170 Learn. 761 00:36:12.257 --> 00:36:14.737 Mr. T, I was looking here, 762 00:36:14.824 --> 00:36:17.349 and it seems like we're gonna be missing the music exchange next, 763 00:36:17.436 --> 00:36:19.089 -and I thought maybe-- -Wayne. Wayne! 764 00:36:19.177 --> 00:36:21.091 I'm expecting a call from the bus any second, 765 00:36:21.179 --> 00:36:23.050 so why don't you go ahead and relax. 766 00:36:23.137 --> 00:36:24.617 -Okay? -Do you have reception? 767 00:36:24.704 --> 00:36:27.707 Yes, I have perfect service. 768 00:36:27.794 --> 00:36:29.796 No, actually it's not that good. 769 00:36:29.883 --> 00:36:31.537 But I'm gonna go find some, okay? 770 00:36:31.624 --> 00:36:33.843 So why don't you go ahead and scram, learn. 771 00:36:33.930 --> 00:36:34.975 Okay. 772 00:36:39.327 --> 00:36:40.589 Excuse me. 773 00:36:45.028 --> 00:36:47.944 [playful shouting] 774 00:36:50.556 --> 00:36:53.646 Maddy: Wow, he does look desperate. 775 00:36:53.733 --> 00:36:56.039 -Poor guy. -Hey, what are these, shakes? 776 00:36:56.126 --> 00:36:57.519 Snack shack. 777 00:36:58.955 --> 00:37:00.522 If we don't make our judge performance, 778 00:37:00.609 --> 00:37:02.045 we'll have to forfeit. 779 00:37:02.132 --> 00:37:04.178 Whatever. I just hope we don't have to stay 780 00:37:04.265 --> 00:37:05.527 in that dump another night. 781 00:37:05.614 --> 00:37:08.051 Why? You didn't like your kiss? 782 00:37:08.138 --> 00:37:09.879 Well, if we are stranded again, 783 00:37:09.966 --> 00:37:11.881 all that's left for tomorrow is the exhibition performance, 784 00:37:11.968 --> 00:37:14.232 the awards, and the goodbye dance. 785 00:37:14.319 --> 00:37:16.495 After that, the whole trip's a bust. 786 00:37:16.582 --> 00:37:18.932 No fancy hotels, 787 00:37:19.019 --> 00:37:20.716 no beaches. 788 00:37:20.803 --> 00:37:22.065 It sucks. 789 00:37:24.894 --> 00:37:27.245 And how many seats does it have? 790 00:37:28.637 --> 00:37:31.161 Okay, you have anything smaller? 791 00:37:31.249 --> 00:37:34.730 [scoffs] Okay, how much for the big one? 792 00:37:34.817 --> 00:37:37.080 Per day? 793 00:37:37.167 --> 00:37:39.126 Hey, teacher's pet? 794 00:37:39.213 --> 00:37:40.780 Why don't you go get, uh, 795 00:37:40.867 --> 00:37:42.738 Mr. T and Ranger Chick together? 796 00:37:42.825 --> 00:37:44.262 Why? 797 00:37:44.349 --> 00:37:46.046 Because it'll get us unsupervised tonight. 798 00:37:46.133 --> 00:37:47.439 Go get 'em together. 799 00:37:47.526 --> 00:37:48.918 Dude, look at him, he's freaking out! 800 00:37:49.005 --> 00:37:51.356 Exactly, it'll cheer him up. 801 00:37:51.443 --> 00:37:54.184 Plus, gets him out of our hair. 802 00:37:55.229 --> 00:37:57.492 What am I supposed to say? 803 00:37:57.579 --> 00:37:59.929 Oh, you guys are so pathetic. 804 00:38:09.809 --> 00:38:11.811 Oh, hi there. Do you have a question? 805 00:38:11.898 --> 00:38:13.726 Um, no, sorry. 806 00:38:13.813 --> 00:38:17.120 Actually, I hope this isn't too forward or anything, 807 00:38:17.207 --> 00:38:19.993 but I was just curious if you were single, 808 00:38:20.080 --> 00:38:22.735 'cause Mr. Thompson is, so... 809 00:38:22.822 --> 00:38:25.390 Oh, [chuckles] that is forward. 810 00:38:25.477 --> 00:38:27.261 Yeah, I'm sorry. 811 00:38:27.348 --> 00:38:30.090 Um, it's just that, you know, he's such a great guy, 812 00:38:30.177 --> 00:38:32.919 and he's been really sad since he and his wife split, 813 00:38:33.006 --> 00:38:34.660 so we've been trying to cheer him up, 814 00:38:34.747 --> 00:38:36.836 as he's had such a big impact on all our lives. 815 00:38:36.923 --> 00:38:38.968 Oh, wow. Really? 816 00:38:39.055 --> 00:38:42.145 Yeah, he basically talked a bunch of us out of suicide. 817 00:38:42.232 --> 00:38:43.799 Aww. 818 00:38:56.986 --> 00:38:59.815 You know, your girlfriend's pretty cool. 819 00:38:59.902 --> 00:39:01.774 We're just friends. 820 00:39:01.861 --> 00:39:04.124 That's probably 'cause you don't talk to her. 821 00:39:06.779 --> 00:39:08.215 Hello? 822 00:39:13.220 --> 00:39:14.656 Hello? 823 00:39:14.743 --> 00:39:16.092 Shit. 824 00:39:19.139 --> 00:39:20.532 Hey! No climbing on the walls! 825 00:39:20.619 --> 00:39:22.055 Oh! 826 00:39:22.142 --> 00:39:24.231 Oh, jeez. Sorry. I'm just... 827 00:39:24.318 --> 00:39:26.712 Man, man, I'm just kidding. Don't worry about it. 828 00:39:26.799 --> 00:39:29.845 I'm sorry, you look busy. You busy? 829 00:39:29.932 --> 00:39:31.804 -You're busy. -No. No, me? 830 00:39:31.891 --> 00:39:33.719 No, just working out some... 831 00:39:33.806 --> 00:39:35.851 transportation issues. 832 00:39:35.938 --> 00:39:38.680 Say, you don't have a cheap way to get to the coast, 833 00:39:38.767 --> 00:39:39.855 do you? 834 00:39:39.942 --> 00:39:41.727 For all of you? 835 00:39:41.814 --> 00:39:44.033 I don't know what to tell ya, man, it's a really rural town. 836 00:39:44.120 --> 00:39:46.471 There's not a lot of options. 837 00:39:46.558 --> 00:39:48.777 Are you trying to leave today, 838 00:39:48.864 --> 00:39:51.432 or are you sticking around tonight? 839 00:39:51.519 --> 00:39:52.781 Uh, I hope not. 840 00:39:52.868 --> 00:39:55.001 It really depends if this stupid bus calls. 841 00:39:55.088 --> 00:39:57.438 We're missing this big international competition thing. 842 00:39:57.525 --> 00:39:58.700 Oh, when is it? 843 00:39:58.787 --> 00:40:00.223 Now. 844 00:40:00.310 --> 00:40:01.747 Now. We're missing it now. 845 00:40:01.834 --> 00:40:03.966 Oh, bummer. 846 00:40:04.053 --> 00:40:06.708 Oh, man, I would take you in my R.V., 847 00:40:06.795 --> 00:40:09.755 but it is tiny and full of junk. 848 00:40:09.842 --> 00:40:12.714 Is it like a history competition? 849 00:40:12.801 --> 00:40:14.281 No, band! [laughs] 850 00:40:14.368 --> 00:40:15.674 Yeah, I'm in a-- 851 00:40:15.761 --> 00:40:18.111 they're in a jazz school band. 852 00:40:18.198 --> 00:40:19.895 Oh, you're a band teacher. 853 00:40:19.982 --> 00:40:22.158 Well, technically, but it's just a temp gig 854 00:40:22.245 --> 00:40:24.465 until my band kicks off. 855 00:40:24.552 --> 00:40:26.293 You know, my adult band. 856 00:40:26.380 --> 00:40:28.338 Rad. That is so awesome. 857 00:40:28.426 --> 00:40:30.863 You are so awesome. 858 00:40:30.950 --> 00:40:33.779 So, if your stupid bus doesn't call, 859 00:40:33.866 --> 00:40:37.304 we should, uh, go get a drink or something. 860 00:40:37.391 --> 00:40:38.610 A drink with you? 861 00:40:38.697 --> 00:40:40.916 Uh, wow. All right. 862 00:40:41.003 --> 00:40:43.745 Yeah, that would-- drinks would be rad. 863 00:40:43.832 --> 00:40:45.399 -Totally. -[laughs] 864 00:40:45.486 --> 00:40:47.096 Uh, I should ask you for your number. 865 00:40:47.183 --> 00:40:49.664 Oh, yeah, here, let me type it in for you. 866 00:40:49.751 --> 00:40:50.839 [nervous laugh] 867 00:40:54.060 --> 00:40:55.583 [camera shutter clicks] 868 00:40:55.670 --> 00:40:56.976 So you don't forget me. 869 00:40:57.063 --> 00:40:59.413 Oh, yeah. No, I won't. Never. 870 00:40:59.500 --> 00:41:01.415 Well, good luck with your stupid bus. 871 00:41:01.502 --> 00:41:02.982 Thanks. Fingers crossed. 872 00:41:03.069 --> 00:41:05.201 -Yeah. -But not too crossed. 873 00:41:05.288 --> 00:41:07.203 'Cause, uh, drinks. 874 00:41:07.290 --> 00:41:08.291 -Drinks! -Drinks! 875 00:41:08.378 --> 00:41:09.728 [laughs] Yeah. 876 00:41:09.815 --> 00:41:12.295 -Yeah, thanks. -Yeah. 877 00:41:28.703 --> 00:41:31.053 So, how did you get so good and hooking people up? 878 00:41:31.140 --> 00:41:33.447 I don't know, I just introduce people 879 00:41:33.534 --> 00:41:36.015 and it usually works out. 880 00:41:36.102 --> 00:41:38.191 So, who would you introduce me to? 881 00:41:38.278 --> 00:41:39.584 Who do you want? 882 00:41:39.671 --> 00:41:41.455 I don't know. 883 00:41:41.542 --> 00:41:43.196 [sniffs] 884 00:41:48.288 --> 00:41:51.813 So, uh, how did you get into stargazing? 885 00:41:51.900 --> 00:41:53.423 Well, 886 00:41:53.511 --> 00:41:55.077 there was this guy. 887 00:41:55.164 --> 00:41:57.123 Wait a minute. Hold on, hold on. 888 00:41:57.210 --> 00:41:58.864 [laughs] I gotta hear this. 889 00:41:58.951 --> 00:42:00.605 Okay. 890 00:42:00.692 --> 00:42:01.954 -So, I was a Freshman, -Mm-hmm. 891 00:42:02.041 --> 00:42:04.173 and he was a Sophomore, 892 00:42:04.260 --> 00:42:06.045 and, like, we never really went to my place 893 00:42:06.132 --> 00:42:07.437 because of my parents, 894 00:42:07.525 --> 00:42:09.178 and his were always fighting. 895 00:42:09.265 --> 00:42:12.268 So, we'd go wander around downtown, 896 00:42:12.355 --> 00:42:14.967 or go hang out on the playground, 897 00:42:15.054 --> 00:42:18.057 and we'd also lie there looking up at the stars. 898 00:42:18.144 --> 00:42:20.625 And that's when I would imagine that we were married 899 00:42:20.712 --> 00:42:23.758 and falling asleep in our own house. 900 00:42:23.845 --> 00:42:25.847 Anyways, I-I've been looking up 901 00:42:25.934 --> 00:42:27.545 ever-- ever since. 902 00:42:27.632 --> 00:42:29.068 Hmm. 903 00:42:31.026 --> 00:42:32.724 That's lovely. 904 00:42:34.769 --> 00:42:36.728 You ever... 905 00:42:36.815 --> 00:42:39.731 look up there and see a bunch of mythical creatures 906 00:42:39.818 --> 00:42:42.516 all united, fighting against the forces of evil? 907 00:42:42.603 --> 00:42:44.649 What are you talking about? 908 00:42:44.736 --> 00:42:46.564 You know how you're always asking about 909 00:42:46.651 --> 00:42:48.130 me and Jason's stupid handshake? 910 00:42:48.217 --> 00:42:49.697 Mm-hmm. 911 00:42:49.784 --> 00:42:51.220 Well, this is what it's from. 912 00:42:51.307 --> 00:42:52.918 Oh, okay. Okay. Hold on. 913 00:42:53.005 --> 00:42:54.484 -Okay, let's go. -Yeah. 914 00:42:54.572 --> 00:42:55.703 -Okay, go. -Okay. 915 00:42:55.790 --> 00:42:57.400 [sighs] 916 00:42:57.487 --> 00:42:59.707 So, when I was growing up, there was this TV show 917 00:42:59.794 --> 00:43:02.362 called The Intergalactic Friendship Alliance. 918 00:43:02.449 --> 00:43:05.452 Wait, wait, wait. The cartoon show for kids? 919 00:43:05.539 --> 00:43:08.847 Kids, nothing. No, this was ice cold adult storytelling. 920 00:43:08.934 --> 00:43:11.240 A long time ago, there were all these mythic beings, 921 00:43:11.327 --> 00:43:13.895 like dragons, unicorns, pegasi, right? 922 00:43:13.982 --> 00:43:15.767 -Mm-hmm. -But they had to leave Earth 923 00:43:15.854 --> 00:43:18.030 when mankind became too warlike. 924 00:43:18.117 --> 00:43:20.815 So they scattered all throughout the universe 925 00:43:20.902 --> 00:43:22.425 met all these aliens, 926 00:43:22.512 --> 00:43:25.211 and formed the Intergalactic Friendship Alliance. 927 00:43:25.298 --> 00:43:28.083 [laughs] That doesn't sound very adult. 928 00:43:28.170 --> 00:43:30.695 Well, the Alliance is always sending out these invitations, 929 00:43:30.782 --> 00:43:32.392 which are these, um, 930 00:43:32.479 --> 00:43:34.176 pearlescent, glowing, magical orbs 931 00:43:34.263 --> 00:43:35.264 called friendship pearls-- 932 00:43:35.351 --> 00:43:36.701 Friendship pearls? 933 00:43:36.788 --> 00:43:38.833 That they fling across the universe, 934 00:43:38.920 --> 00:43:40.835 hoping that they'll be found by other beings 935 00:43:40.922 --> 00:43:42.141 worthy enough to join them. 936 00:43:42.228 --> 00:43:43.664 -Okay. -Okay, 937 00:43:43.751 --> 00:43:45.492 legend has it that Earth 938 00:43:45.579 --> 00:43:47.450 has already received its friendship pearl, 939 00:43:47.537 --> 00:43:50.236 but we haven't found it yet, because we're still not worthy. 940 00:43:50.323 --> 00:43:52.542 So, someday, 941 00:43:52.630 --> 00:43:54.893 someone who's receptive to its peaceful, 942 00:43:54.980 --> 00:43:56.590 harmonious vibrations 943 00:43:56.677 --> 00:43:58.592 will discover the pearl, 944 00:43:58.679 --> 00:44:00.376 place their hand on it-- 945 00:44:00.463 --> 00:44:01.726 Whoosh! 946 00:44:01.813 --> 00:44:03.858 Earth will finally be able to join 947 00:44:03.945 --> 00:44:05.686 the Intergalactic Friendship Alliance, 948 00:44:05.773 --> 00:44:07.993 redeeming all of mankind 949 00:44:08.080 --> 00:44:10.560 and swearing to fight for peace, justice, 950 00:44:10.648 --> 00:44:13.389 and understanding throughout the universe. 951 00:44:13.476 --> 00:44:16.784 Wow, that is the geekiest thing I've ever heard. 952 00:44:16.871 --> 00:44:18.003 Yeah. 953 00:44:18.090 --> 00:44:20.353 But I kind of like how you tell it. 954 00:44:22.007 --> 00:44:24.009 Anyway, our, uh, 955 00:44:24.096 --> 00:44:25.924 our handshake is from the theme song. 956 00:44:26.011 --> 00:44:27.708 And Jason and I 957 00:44:27.795 --> 00:44:30.102 used to search the entire neighborhood 958 00:44:30.189 --> 00:44:32.191 for the friendship pearl. 959 00:44:33.627 --> 00:44:35.629 And the show's got rainbow-throwing dragon ponies, 960 00:44:35.716 --> 00:44:37.631 which is actually pretty dope. 961 00:44:37.718 --> 00:44:40.678 I've never seen anything like that in the stars, 962 00:44:40.765 --> 00:44:43.245 but I'd like to. Maybe one day. 963 00:44:43.332 --> 00:44:44.725 Well, 964 00:44:44.812 --> 00:44:46.161 if we're still stuck here tonight, 965 00:44:46.248 --> 00:44:48.294 maybe we could go "bowling" 966 00:44:48.381 --> 00:44:49.948 for friendship pearls. 967 00:44:50.035 --> 00:44:52.037 That sounds lovely. 968 00:44:54.779 --> 00:44:55.997 There you guys are! 969 00:44:56.084 --> 00:44:57.129 Come on, we're leaving. 970 00:44:57.216 --> 00:44:58.391 Where? 971 00:44:59.871 --> 00:45:03.483 [cars passing, horns honking] 972 00:45:03.570 --> 00:45:08.053 [rhythmic tapping] 973 00:45:08.140 --> 00:45:11.317 -What about tomorrow? -Doesn't look good, guys. 974 00:45:11.404 --> 00:45:13.798 Bus is in bad shape. 975 00:45:13.885 --> 00:45:15.234 I'm sorry. 976 00:45:15.321 --> 00:45:17.453 They can't send a replacement? 977 00:45:17.540 --> 00:45:19.020 Everything's booked. 978 00:45:19.107 --> 00:45:22.197 They said they'd call if something opens up. 979 00:45:22.284 --> 00:45:24.373 Would it help if we used our phones 980 00:45:24.460 --> 00:45:25.810 to research taxis 981 00:45:25.897 --> 00:45:27.420 or other forms of public transportation? 982 00:45:27.507 --> 00:45:31.293 Thanks, but we can barely afford to stay here. 983 00:45:31.380 --> 00:45:33.208 [sighs] Look guys, I'm sorry, 984 00:45:33.295 --> 00:45:35.254 I've tried everything. 985 00:45:35.341 --> 00:45:36.777 The only thing we can really do now 986 00:45:36.864 --> 00:45:38.431 is just hang out. 987 00:45:38.518 --> 00:45:40.172 Try to make the best of it, okay? 988 00:45:40.259 --> 00:45:42.565 We could call our parents and ask them to donate money 989 00:45:42.652 --> 00:45:44.263 for Ubers or taxis, 990 00:45:44.350 --> 00:45:45.612 -then tomorrow we could-- -Wayne--Wayne! 991 00:45:45.699 --> 00:45:47.614 We don't have time. 992 00:45:47.701 --> 00:45:49.790 Look, I'm sorry, 993 00:45:49.877 --> 00:45:52.097 I'm as bummed as you guys are, okay? 994 00:45:52.184 --> 00:45:54.447 But I've experienced a lot of frustration in my life, 995 00:45:54.534 --> 00:45:57.493 and I'm telling you, it's all about how you react. 996 00:45:57.580 --> 00:46:00.496 Janice, will you stop drumming for one goddamn second? 997 00:46:03.369 --> 00:46:04.587 [sighs] 998 00:46:06.372 --> 00:46:08.461 You guys should practice not giving a shit. 999 00:46:08.548 --> 00:46:11.769 'Cause sometimes life is shitty. 1000 00:46:11.856 --> 00:46:13.683 And sometimes the only thing you can do 1001 00:46:13.771 --> 00:46:16.643 is pull on your big boy pants and cope. 1002 00:46:16.730 --> 00:46:18.297 So we're here, we exist here. 1003 00:46:18.384 --> 00:46:19.951 So deal with it. 1004 00:46:20.038 --> 00:46:22.823 It's like... you're quitting on us. 1005 00:46:22.910 --> 00:46:25.608 I'm not quitting on you, I-- 1006 00:46:27.045 --> 00:46:30.526 Look, just hang out here tonight. 1007 00:46:30.613 --> 00:46:33.355 When the bus is fixed, we'll go home. 1008 00:46:36.358 --> 00:46:38.099 [deep sigh] 1009 00:46:38.186 --> 00:46:40.754 If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room, 1010 00:46:40.841 --> 00:46:42.930 not quitting on you. 1011 00:46:43.017 --> 00:46:44.758 When's curfew? 1012 00:47:11.611 --> 00:47:15.006 [cars whizzing past] 1013 00:48:29.602 --> 00:48:31.517 Hey, Morgan. 1014 00:48:31.604 --> 00:48:33.127 Hey. 1015 00:48:33.214 --> 00:48:34.912 Pretty lousy night, huh? 1016 00:48:36.087 --> 00:48:38.002 Yeah. 1017 00:48:38.089 --> 00:48:41.135 I was really looking forward to the music exchange, 1018 00:48:41.222 --> 00:48:42.876 the dance. 1019 00:48:42.963 --> 00:48:44.399 You dance? 1020 00:48:44.486 --> 00:48:46.140 Uh, like, 1021 00:48:46.227 --> 00:48:47.925 geeky dancing 1022 00:48:48.012 --> 00:48:49.143 to be funny. 1023 00:48:49.230 --> 00:48:51.015 Oh, cool. 1024 00:48:56.237 --> 00:48:57.586 [Morgan exhales sharply] 1025 00:49:01.286 --> 00:49:03.418 So, uh, where is everyone? 1026 00:49:03.505 --> 00:49:05.464 You mean Wings? 1027 00:49:05.551 --> 00:49:07.596 No. I... 1028 00:49:07.683 --> 00:49:09.076 We got in a fight. 1029 00:49:10.164 --> 00:49:12.166 Oh, I'm sorry. 1030 00:49:12.253 --> 00:49:16.779 Well, we've never been super official. 1031 00:49:16.866 --> 00:49:20.783 That's why he's always kind of done whatever he wants. 1032 00:49:21.871 --> 00:49:24.657 But these last few days on this trip, 1033 00:49:24.744 --> 00:49:27.051 he's just been acting so much more 1034 00:49:27.138 --> 00:49:28.835 I don't know... 1035 00:49:29.879 --> 00:49:31.185 Douchey? 1036 00:49:31.272 --> 00:49:32.491 [chuckles] Yeah. 1037 00:49:32.578 --> 00:49:34.275 More than usual. 1038 00:49:34.362 --> 00:49:36.234 He's been trying to get this second party going. 1039 00:49:36.321 --> 00:49:38.845 He wants it to be hot or something. 1040 00:49:38.932 --> 00:49:40.020 I don't know. 1041 00:49:40.107 --> 00:49:41.804 It's just too much right now. 1042 00:49:41.891 --> 00:49:43.197 Yeah. 1043 00:49:43.284 --> 00:49:46.331 Sometimes you just wanna chill. 1044 00:49:47.810 --> 00:49:50.465 So, are you coming in, 1045 00:49:50.552 --> 00:49:51.379 or..? 1046 00:49:51.466 --> 00:49:52.641 [nervous laugh] 1047 00:49:52.728 --> 00:49:54.165 I-I don't even have my swimsuit. 1048 00:49:54.252 --> 00:49:56.123 That's okay. 1049 00:49:56.210 --> 00:49:57.646 Uh... 1050 00:49:58.952 --> 00:50:01.607 Underwear is basically a swimsuit, right? 1051 00:50:09.876 --> 00:50:11.051 [giggles] 1052 00:50:41.777 --> 00:50:43.170 You did it! 1053 00:50:43.257 --> 00:50:45.172 -I did it! -[laughs] 1054 00:50:47.957 --> 00:50:51.048 You know, I can't picture you dancing like a geek. 1055 00:50:51.135 --> 00:50:53.441 No? 1056 00:50:53.528 --> 00:50:55.835 No, you're always acting so serious, 1057 00:50:55.922 --> 00:50:57.054 all the time. 1058 00:50:57.141 --> 00:50:58.490 Really? 1059 00:51:00.709 --> 00:51:01.884 Huh. 1060 00:51:03.190 --> 00:51:05.932 I guess I have funny ideas. I just don't... 1061 00:51:06.019 --> 00:51:07.281 let them out. 1062 00:51:07.368 --> 00:51:09.370 You should! Tell me a joke. 1063 00:51:09.457 --> 00:51:10.806 [laughs] 1064 00:51:10.893 --> 00:51:13.200 No, I-I can't do that. 1065 00:51:13.287 --> 00:51:16.029 Okay, uh, show me your moves. 1066 00:51:16.116 --> 00:51:17.552 That's even worse! 1067 00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:19.467 Come on! Okay, I'll do it with you. 1068 00:51:19.554 --> 00:51:21.078 -Really? -Really. 1069 00:51:21.165 --> 00:51:23.558 Okay, uh... 1070 00:51:23.645 --> 00:51:25.082 -On three? -On three. 1071 00:51:25.169 --> 00:51:27.258 -Okay. -One... 1072 00:51:27.345 --> 00:51:29.390 -Two. -Two. 1073 00:51:29.477 --> 00:51:31.305 -Three. -Three. 1074 00:51:40.967 --> 00:51:43.012 [laughing] 1075 00:51:43.100 --> 00:51:45.972 See, you should let your geek out more often. 1076 00:51:46.059 --> 00:51:48.017 Yeah, right. 1077 00:51:50.716 --> 00:51:52.544 You think so? 1078 00:51:52.631 --> 00:51:53.936 Definitely. 1079 00:51:58.071 --> 00:51:59.942 Hey, look, it's Maddy. 1080 00:52:03.729 --> 00:52:05.383 [knocking] 1081 00:52:08.734 --> 00:52:10.779 Is she... looking for you? 1082 00:52:10.866 --> 00:52:13.652 I don't know. Maybe. 1083 00:52:26.926 --> 00:52:30.669 You know, I always thought Maddy was super serious too. 1084 00:52:30.756 --> 00:52:33.976 But she's actually pretty cool. 1085 00:52:34.063 --> 00:52:35.761 You ever thought about asking her out? 1086 00:52:37.023 --> 00:52:38.894 No, we're just friends. 1087 00:52:38.981 --> 00:52:40.418 Mm-hmm. 1088 00:52:40.505 --> 00:52:42.159 [gate clangs] 1089 00:52:45.510 --> 00:52:48.600 Hey, uh, I was thinking about going stargazing. 1090 00:52:48.687 --> 00:52:50.602 You guys wanna come? 1091 00:52:50.689 --> 00:52:51.864 Ooh, stargazing! 1092 00:52:51.951 --> 00:52:53.648 You ever seen the show Cosmos? 1093 00:52:53.735 --> 00:52:55.868 Yeah! It's amazing. 1094 00:52:55.955 --> 00:52:58.000 Um... anyway... 1095 00:52:58.087 --> 00:53:01.178 I was hoping to spot a friendship pearl. 1096 00:53:01.265 --> 00:53:03.484 What's a friendship pearl? 1097 00:53:06.183 --> 00:53:09.142 It's a kind of meteor. They're quite rare. 1098 00:53:09.229 --> 00:53:11.318 Oh, cool. 1099 00:53:11.405 --> 00:53:14.103 I think I'm just gonna hang here tonight. Thanks, though. 1100 00:53:14.191 --> 00:53:17.716 Oh, no worries. Morgan, do you wanna come? 1101 00:53:17.803 --> 00:53:19.848 Uh... 1102 00:53:19.935 --> 00:53:21.502 yeah, that sounds fun. 1103 00:53:21.589 --> 00:53:22.547 Yvette?! 1104 00:53:22.634 --> 00:53:23.896 What? 1105 00:53:23.983 --> 00:53:26.115 Come up here! We're getting started! 1106 00:53:26.203 --> 00:53:28.248 No thanks, I'm just gonna chill here. 1107 00:53:28.335 --> 00:53:31.077 Come on! I'm not gonna have any fun without you. 1108 00:53:31.164 --> 00:53:32.513 Please?! 1109 00:53:32.600 --> 00:53:34.167 Man: Hey! Some of us are trying to sleep! 1110 00:53:34.254 --> 00:53:35.908 Shut up, dude, nobody's talking to you. 1111 00:53:35.995 --> 00:53:37.953 Man: You little punks got no respect. 1112 00:53:38.040 --> 00:53:40.042 Come up here if you want some respect! 1113 00:53:40.129 --> 00:53:42.915 Yvette, come on! Seriously, get up here. 1114 00:53:47.441 --> 00:53:50.096 Well, I guess I'll be seeing ya. 1115 00:53:50.183 --> 00:53:51.576 Unless you guys wanna come with? 1116 00:53:51.663 --> 00:53:54.013 Maddie, you made it so fun last time. 1117 00:53:54.100 --> 00:53:56.102 Thanks, but I'm okay. 1118 00:53:56.189 --> 00:53:57.364 Have fun though. 1119 00:53:57.451 --> 00:53:59.714 Okay, sounds good. See you. 1120 00:54:07.287 --> 00:54:08.723 I'll go. 1121 00:54:08.810 --> 00:54:10.247 Yeah? 1122 00:54:10.334 --> 00:54:12.249 Okay, see you up there. 1123 00:54:15.426 --> 00:54:16.644 [sighs] 1124 00:54:18.385 --> 00:54:19.647 [gate clangs shut] 1125 00:54:20.953 --> 00:54:22.694 I'm sorry, I- 1126 00:54:22.781 --> 00:54:25.262 Can we just go another time? 1127 00:54:25.349 --> 00:54:26.350 [sighs] 1128 00:54:26.437 --> 00:54:27.612 Okay. 1129 00:54:27.699 --> 00:54:30.092 It's-- It's not that I don't want to, 1130 00:54:30.179 --> 00:54:31.616 It's just, like... 1131 00:54:31.703 --> 00:54:33.357 I just want to be around more people right now. 1132 00:54:33.444 --> 00:54:34.923 You know? 1133 00:54:35.010 --> 00:54:36.403 You can-- You can come too. 1134 00:54:36.490 --> 00:54:38.710 That stuff's not for me. 1135 00:54:39.711 --> 00:54:41.843 You can go, though. I'll be fine. 1136 00:54:44.106 --> 00:54:46.326 It's not like I don't like you. 1137 00:54:46.413 --> 00:54:48.067 I know. 1138 00:54:49.677 --> 00:54:51.157 I just... 1139 00:54:53.072 --> 00:54:54.769 I don't want to miss out. 1140 00:54:54.856 --> 00:54:56.423 But you'll have other opportunities. 1141 00:54:56.510 --> 00:54:58.120 Yeah, but not right now. 1142 00:55:02.603 --> 00:55:04.170 Well... 1143 00:55:04.257 --> 00:55:06.607 you better get going then. 1144 00:55:24.103 --> 00:55:25.713 [sighs] 1145 00:55:27.019 --> 00:55:28.716 [knocking] 1146 00:55:30.109 --> 00:55:31.806 Hey! 1147 00:55:31.893 --> 00:55:33.199 What's up, teacher's pet? 1148 00:55:33.286 --> 00:55:34.853 Where's your girlfriend? 1149 00:55:36.463 --> 00:55:38.639 No, no, no, no. We're already uneven. 1150 00:55:38.726 --> 00:55:39.988 It's okay, I invited him. 1151 00:55:40.075 --> 00:55:42.600 I say what's okay. 1152 00:55:42.687 --> 00:55:44.602 Now, vamoose. 1153 00:55:46.299 --> 00:55:47.518 Oh, there she is. 1154 00:55:47.605 --> 00:55:49.737 All right, come on. 1155 00:55:49.824 --> 00:55:51.260 [whispers] What are you doing? 1156 00:55:51.348 --> 00:55:52.392 You're not ready for this stuff. 1157 00:55:52.479 --> 00:55:54.394 [whispers] Neither are you. 1158 00:56:00.879 --> 00:56:02.315 So, what did we miss? 1159 00:56:02.402 --> 00:56:03.882 Not much. 1160 00:56:03.969 --> 00:56:05.318 As you can see. 1161 00:56:05.405 --> 00:56:06.885 You guys wanna play truth or dare again? 1162 00:56:06.972 --> 00:56:08.190 -That was fun. -No. 1163 00:56:08.277 --> 00:56:09.627 Enough kid stuff. 1164 00:56:09.714 --> 00:56:11.324 Tonight is the real deal. 1165 00:56:11.411 --> 00:56:12.760 So how about it, prude? 1166 00:56:12.847 --> 00:56:14.109 You in a kissing mood tonight? 1167 00:56:14.196 --> 00:56:15.241 Guess we'll see. 1168 00:56:15.328 --> 00:56:16.851 Well, guess again. 1169 00:56:16.938 --> 00:56:18.940 If you don't kiss, you don't stay. 1170 00:56:19.027 --> 00:56:20.942 So, who's it gonna be? 1171 00:56:27.558 --> 00:56:29.647 Close enough. All right, who else? 1172 00:56:32.519 --> 00:56:34.826 Actually, you two save that for later 1173 00:56:34.913 --> 00:56:36.871 so I don't have to see it. 1174 00:56:36.958 --> 00:56:38.612 Wings, this is dumb. 1175 00:56:38.699 --> 00:56:40.135 Y'all are making it dumb. 1176 00:56:40.222 --> 00:56:42.660 Why am I the only one coming up with stuff? 1177 00:56:42.747 --> 00:56:44.313 Somebody do something. 1178 00:56:47.099 --> 00:56:48.579 Touché. 1179 00:57:06.292 --> 00:57:08.773 [kissing noises] 1180 00:57:08.860 --> 00:57:10.949 Why is everybody just sitting there? 1181 00:57:11.036 --> 00:57:13.299 Either do something or get out. 1182 00:57:19.566 --> 00:57:21.438 [door opens] 1183 00:57:27.313 --> 00:57:29.010 [door closes] 1184 00:57:29.097 --> 00:57:30.272 Hey, Yvette, 1185 00:57:30.359 --> 00:57:31.883 Maddie looks a little nervous. 1186 00:57:31.970 --> 00:57:33.928 Maybe help her out. 1187 00:57:34.015 --> 00:57:36.104 I don't think she wants to. 1188 00:57:36.191 --> 00:57:37.628 Fine. 1189 00:57:37.715 --> 00:57:39.412 Let her sit there and stare like a weirdo. 1190 00:57:39.499 --> 00:57:41.153 Leave her alone. 1191 00:58:34.946 --> 00:58:37.601 [door opens, closes] 1192 00:58:37.688 --> 00:58:39.298 [scoffs] Bunch of downers, man. 1193 00:58:39.385 --> 00:58:41.126 Y'all do what you want. 1194 00:58:41.213 --> 00:58:42.736 Come on. 1195 00:58:44.172 --> 00:58:44.999 [sharp exhale] 1196 00:58:45.086 --> 00:58:46.305 By the way, 1197 00:58:46.392 --> 00:58:48.263 she likes it when you touch her neck. 1198 00:58:49.656 --> 00:58:51.005 [sighs] 1199 00:58:51.963 --> 00:58:53.268 [door closes] 1200 00:58:54.443 --> 00:58:56.968 [rhythmic drumming] 1201 00:59:06.020 --> 00:59:07.631 [door opens] 1202 00:59:08.806 --> 00:59:10.068 [door closes] 1203 00:59:10.155 --> 00:59:11.939 I think I messed up. 1204 00:59:13.071 --> 00:59:15.552 She'll be okay. 1205 00:59:15.639 --> 00:59:17.466 Just give her time. 1206 00:59:17.554 --> 00:59:19.120 It'll be all right. 1207 00:59:20.339 --> 00:59:21.601 I don't know. 1208 00:59:25.170 --> 00:59:26.867 It will be. 1209 00:59:26.954 --> 00:59:28.608 Eventually. 1210 00:59:29.653 --> 00:59:31.089 You'll see. 1211 00:59:36.398 --> 00:59:38.096 Wings: What's up, love nerds? 1212 00:59:38.183 --> 00:59:39.663 Y'all taking a breather? 1213 00:59:40.620 --> 00:59:42.143 Us too. 1214 00:59:42.230 --> 00:59:44.102 All right, well we're gonna go get some drinks, 1215 00:59:44.189 --> 00:59:46.670 but, uh, we'll smell you later. 1216 01:00:15.133 --> 01:00:17.135 [wistful music] 1217 01:01:14.409 --> 01:01:15.933 [Yvette chuckles softly] 1218 01:01:19.980 --> 01:01:21.503 -Oh. -[Yvette giggles] 1219 01:01:35.735 --> 01:01:37.171 [Yvette chuckles] 1220 01:02:06.157 --> 01:02:07.158 Sorry. 1221 01:02:08.333 --> 01:02:11.118 Don't be. Always so serious. 1222 01:02:17.646 --> 01:02:19.387 [beeping, door handle rattles] 1223 01:02:22.086 --> 01:02:23.870 Hey! What's up, love nerds? 1224 01:02:23.957 --> 01:02:25.959 Oh. Oh, no. 1225 01:02:26.046 --> 01:02:27.613 I didn't... 1226 01:02:27.700 --> 01:02:29.746 May I come in? 1227 01:02:29.833 --> 01:02:32.096 Hey, good job, teacher's pet. 1228 01:02:32.183 --> 01:02:33.358 Good job. 1229 01:02:34.576 --> 01:02:36.056 Come on, man. 1230 01:02:36.143 --> 01:02:37.623 I'm not gonna hit you. 1231 01:02:38.580 --> 01:02:41.845 I'm happy for you. 1232 01:02:41.932 --> 01:02:42.846 [chuckles softly] 1233 01:02:42.933 --> 01:02:44.586 She's pretty good, right? 1234 01:02:44.673 --> 01:02:46.675 [chuckles] 1235 01:02:46.763 --> 01:02:50.418 All right, well, if you'll excuse me... 1236 01:02:50.505 --> 01:02:55.162 I think I've had a little too much... 1237 01:02:55.249 --> 01:02:57.208 -to drink! -[bathroom door shuts] 1238 01:02:58.557 --> 01:03:00.211 [muffled] Whoo! 1239 01:03:01.690 --> 01:03:05.259 [Wings mutters indistinctly] 1240 01:03:06.478 --> 01:03:08.132 I won't tell anyone. 1241 01:03:10.830 --> 01:03:14.355 Wings: Hey! Did you guys have fun tonight? 1242 01:03:14.442 --> 01:03:16.531 You look really cute. 1243 01:03:16.618 --> 01:03:19.665 Morgan, I believe it. Ha! 1244 01:03:19.752 --> 01:03:21.014 I think I should go. 1245 01:03:21.101 --> 01:03:23.147 [chuckles] Definitely. 1246 01:03:23.234 --> 01:03:26.280 [Wings continues muttering incoherently] 1247 01:03:29.936 --> 01:03:31.677 Wings: Hey... 1248 01:03:33.331 --> 01:03:37.639 Wings: I'll be through. [continues indistinctly] 1249 01:03:38.815 --> 01:03:43.471 [door opens and shuts] 1250 01:03:43.558 --> 01:03:45.560 Wings: Can somebody come hold my hair? 1251 01:03:46.561 --> 01:03:48.868 [gunfire on TV] 1252 01:03:50.087 --> 01:03:51.044 [door shuts] 1253 01:03:51.131 --> 01:03:52.959 Hey, there he is. 1254 01:03:53.046 --> 01:03:54.482 What's up, man? Where you been? 1255 01:03:54.569 --> 01:03:56.397 I'm just kidding. I know where you've been. 1256 01:03:56.484 --> 01:03:59.009 [laughs] So... how was it? Tell me everything. 1257 01:03:59.096 --> 01:04:01.098 You know, I'd rather not. 1258 01:04:02.316 --> 01:04:03.970 Seriously? 1259 01:04:04.057 --> 01:04:05.058 Okay, fine, I don't really need the details right now, 1260 01:04:05.145 --> 01:04:06.451 but just the facts. 1261 01:04:06.538 --> 01:04:08.670 Okay, blink once for yes, twice for no. 1262 01:04:08.757 --> 01:04:10.455 -Man... -Yes or no? 1263 01:04:10.542 --> 01:04:12.544 -Are you a man now? -No! 1264 01:04:12.631 --> 01:04:15.460 Okay. I gotcha, I gotcha. 1265 01:04:15.547 --> 01:04:17.114 But on the downlow, are you? 1266 01:04:17.201 --> 01:04:18.680 I said I don't want to talk about it, all right?! 1267 01:04:18.767 --> 01:04:21.118 Okay, sorry. 1268 01:04:21.205 --> 01:04:22.989 It's just kind of just been a big deal for you lately. 1269 01:04:23.076 --> 01:04:24.599 What? 1270 01:04:24.686 --> 01:04:25.687 What has? 1271 01:04:25.774 --> 01:04:26.819 You're a virgin, man. 1272 01:04:26.906 --> 01:04:28.038 Yeah, so are you! 1273 01:04:29.778 --> 01:04:33.086 Yeah. But I told you that. 1274 01:04:33.173 --> 01:04:34.827 You never tell me anything. 1275 01:04:34.914 --> 01:04:36.960 You know what, Jason? Why don't you just grow up! 1276 01:04:40.398 --> 01:04:42.052 You know what? Fine. 1277 01:04:42.139 --> 01:04:44.228 You don't need to tell me anything anymore. 1278 01:04:44.315 --> 01:04:46.360 It's written all over your shitty attitude. 1279 01:04:46.447 --> 01:04:48.101 [door shuts] 1280 01:04:51.409 --> 01:04:53.193 Wayne: They totally did it. 1281 01:04:55.456 --> 01:04:57.458 [crickets chirping] 1282 01:05:00.897 --> 01:05:03.377 -Hey, Mr. T. -Oh! Jesus. 1283 01:05:03.464 --> 01:05:04.726 Maddy! 1284 01:05:04.813 --> 01:05:05.553 [chuckles] 1285 01:05:05.640 --> 01:05:06.598 You scared me. 1286 01:05:06.685 --> 01:05:08.121 I'm sorry. 1287 01:05:09.949 --> 01:05:10.994 What's wrong? 1288 01:05:12.169 --> 01:05:14.606 How can you tell if... 1289 01:05:14.693 --> 01:05:17.652 what you want is the right thing? 1290 01:05:18.871 --> 01:05:20.568 Hmm... 1291 01:05:24.442 --> 01:05:25.834 That's tricky. 1292 01:05:32.102 --> 01:05:34.582 You know... 1293 01:05:34.669 --> 01:05:37.020 I have a son. 1294 01:05:37.107 --> 01:05:41.111 And... I try to teach my boy that... 1295 01:05:41.198 --> 01:05:44.375 whatever he's feeling is okay. 1296 01:05:44.462 --> 01:05:47.944 'Cause a feeling can't be wrong till it becomes an action. 1297 01:05:50.947 --> 01:05:53.210 Guess that doesn't help you know if it's right or wrong. 1298 01:05:54.820 --> 01:05:57.692 Maybe if something feels right and it doesn't hurt anyone? 1299 01:05:58.824 --> 01:06:01.653 That's what we go for. 1300 01:06:01.740 --> 01:06:04.308 Just... keep trying 1301 01:06:04.395 --> 01:06:07.441 and see how far that right feeling takes us. 1302 01:06:07.528 --> 01:06:10.662 [near tears] Then... I think I'm wrong. 1303 01:06:14.709 --> 01:06:16.146 [sniffles] 1304 01:06:27.940 --> 01:06:29.811 Richard: Hello? 1305 01:06:29.898 --> 01:06:34.947 Hey. Yes, it's Daddy. 1306 01:06:35.034 --> 01:06:36.601 How are you? How's my boy? 1307 01:06:37.863 --> 01:06:39.169 You havin' fun with Mommy? 1308 01:06:40.518 --> 01:06:42.302 Boy: Yeah. 1309 01:06:42.389 --> 01:06:45.305 Yeah? What have you been doing? 1310 01:06:45.392 --> 01:06:46.959 Games. 1311 01:06:47.046 --> 01:06:49.266 The sprinkler. 1312 01:06:49.353 --> 01:06:51.355 We made sandwiches. 1313 01:06:51.442 --> 01:06:53.966 You made sandwiches? 1314 01:06:54.053 --> 01:06:56.751 What kind of sandwiches? 1315 01:06:56.838 --> 01:07:00.233 Peanut butter and jelly. 1316 01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:02.105 Ooh, that's my favorite. 1317 01:07:03.628 --> 01:07:06.065 Maybe you can make me one when I come see you. 1318 01:07:09.286 --> 01:07:11.070 I miss you. You miss me? 1319 01:07:12.506 --> 01:07:14.030 Yeah. 1320 01:07:14.117 --> 01:07:15.466 I miss you, Daddy. 1321 01:07:16.684 --> 01:07:18.730 Yeah. 1322 01:07:18.817 --> 01:07:19.905 Me too, buddy. 1323 01:07:21.515 --> 01:07:24.910 But I'll come see you when I get back. 1324 01:07:24.997 --> 01:07:26.172 Pinky swear. 1325 01:07:27.260 --> 01:07:29.436 Woman: Okay, baby. It's time to go to bed. 1326 01:07:29.523 --> 01:07:30.829 Your dad needs to bug out. 1327 01:07:33.136 --> 01:07:34.876 I look forward to that sandwich. 1328 01:07:36.008 --> 01:07:37.053 Okay? 1329 01:07:38.663 --> 01:07:39.794 Okay. 1330 01:07:41.013 --> 01:07:42.145 Woman: Say good night to Daddy. 1331 01:07:43.798 --> 01:07:45.061 Boy: Good night, Daddy. 1332 01:07:47.106 --> 01:07:49.456 Good night, son. 1333 01:07:49.543 --> 01:07:50.544 Love you. 1334 01:07:51.545 --> 01:07:53.243 Love you. 1335 01:07:53.330 --> 01:07:54.809 [phone line beeps] 1336 01:08:00.815 --> 01:08:01.947 [sighs] 1337 01:08:03.253 --> 01:08:04.297 [scoffs] 1338 01:08:08.475 --> 01:08:09.694 [blows raspberry] 1339 01:08:09.781 --> 01:08:13.219 [phone vibrating] 1340 01:08:17.093 --> 01:08:19.095 [phone continues vibrating] 1341 01:08:20.835 --> 01:08:22.620 [sighs] 1342 01:08:22.707 --> 01:08:24.709 [somber music] 1343 01:08:50.822 --> 01:08:53.825 [loud buzzing, jackhammer pounding] 1344 01:09:00.310 --> 01:09:01.615 [sighs] 1345 01:09:05.837 --> 01:09:07.752 Hey, idiot, what are you doing? 1346 01:09:07.839 --> 01:09:09.232 Come on, we're leaving. 1347 01:09:09.319 --> 01:09:11.190 Man, I don't wanna go home. 1348 01:09:11.277 --> 01:09:13.758 Not home, dude, to the competition-- let's go! 1349 01:09:24.377 --> 01:09:25.944 But we missed the competition. 1350 01:09:26.031 --> 01:09:27.119 Yeah, but if we hurry, we can still make 1351 01:09:27.206 --> 01:09:28.729 the good-bye dance. Come on. 1352 01:09:28.816 --> 01:09:30.905 Richard: Take only what you need for the dance. 1353 01:09:30.992 --> 01:09:32.777 Toss everything else out 1354 01:09:32.864 --> 01:09:35.388 and combine everything into as few suitcases as possible. 1355 01:09:35.475 --> 01:09:38.130 Let's go! Let's go, go, go, go, go, go! 1356 01:09:38.217 --> 01:09:40.045 Don't throw away your instruments! 1357 01:09:44.963 --> 01:09:46.878 Morgan, where's your stuff? 1358 01:09:46.965 --> 01:09:48.662 I-It's, uh... 1359 01:09:48.749 --> 01:09:50.925 Well, go get it! You're gonna be late for the ball! 1360 01:09:51.012 --> 01:09:53.450 Come on, Cinderella! Spit-spot! 1361 01:09:55.365 --> 01:09:57.280 [dramatic music] 1362 01:10:16.212 --> 01:10:17.822 [Richard grunting] 1363 01:10:40.410 --> 01:10:43.239 [Richard muttering] 1364 01:10:43.326 --> 01:10:44.718 [panting] 1365 01:10:44.805 --> 01:10:46.198 Okay, is that everything? 1366 01:10:46.285 --> 01:10:48.156 Students: Yeah. Yeah. 1367 01:10:48.244 --> 01:10:49.767 [sighs] Let's kick some ass. 1368 01:10:49.854 --> 01:10:51.377 [students cheering] 1369 01:10:56.295 --> 01:10:58.254 Richard: Yeah! Hey, bro! 1370 01:10:58.341 --> 01:11:00.604 -[tires screech] -Whoo! 1371 01:11:00.691 --> 01:11:02.519 [students cheering] 1372 01:11:05.348 --> 01:11:07.175 [van blares horn] 1373 01:11:07.263 --> 01:11:08.568 Jason: Hey, doesn't-- doesn't this thing go any faster? 1374 01:11:08.655 --> 01:11:10.570 This is the vehicle's top speed! 1375 01:11:10.657 --> 01:11:11.963 -Holy shit! -[students chattering] 1376 01:11:12.050 --> 01:11:14.052 Now we're never gonna ever get there! 1377 01:11:14.139 --> 01:11:15.880 Do we exist?! 1378 01:11:15.967 --> 01:11:17.316 Students: Yes! 1379 01:11:17.403 --> 01:11:19.753 What do we do when existence is shit?! 1380 01:11:19.840 --> 01:11:21.146 Students: Deal with it! 1381 01:11:21.233 --> 01:11:23.235 -Yeah! -[students cheer] 1382 01:11:23.322 --> 01:11:24.932 -[loud fart] -Jessica: Jason! 1383 01:11:25.019 --> 01:11:26.543 Jason, again? 1384 01:11:26.630 --> 01:11:28.632 [triumphant music] 1385 01:11:30.547 --> 01:11:32.288 [tires screech] 1386 01:11:36.509 --> 01:11:38.206 [whispers] Ah, shit. 1387 01:11:38.294 --> 01:11:40.121 [indistinct chatter] 1388 01:11:40.208 --> 01:11:42.298 Yvette: We're here. 1389 01:11:42.385 --> 01:11:44.125 Richard: No time, no time! Everybody get inside and change, hurry! 1390 01:11:44.212 --> 01:11:45.431 Jessica: Come on, let's go. 1391 01:11:45.518 --> 01:11:47.477 Come on, come on, come on, let's go! 1392 01:11:51.524 --> 01:11:53.700 [panting] Hey. Do you have self-parking? 1393 01:11:53.787 --> 01:11:55.572 [dramatic music] 1394 01:11:55.659 --> 01:11:56.921 Katie: It's so beautiful. 1395 01:11:57.008 --> 01:11:57.922 Jason: Where do we go? 1396 01:11:58.009 --> 01:11:59.227 Jessica: There's reception. 1397 01:11:59.315 --> 01:12:00.968 No time to check in! To the dance! 1398 01:12:01.055 --> 01:12:04.145 -To the dance. -Jessica: The dance is in Ballroom 4. 1399 01:12:04.232 --> 01:12:06.278 -I can hear the music. -Katie: It started already. 1400 01:12:06.365 --> 01:12:07.888 Oh. Bathrooms! Bathrooms! 1401 01:12:07.975 --> 01:12:10.238 -Katie: Move, move, move. -Wings: Hurry up. 1402 01:12:10.326 --> 01:12:11.588 Jason: Come on, come on. 1403 01:12:15.287 --> 01:12:17.115 [indistinct chatter] 1404 01:12:19.596 --> 01:12:21.206 Could I borrow some of that? 1405 01:12:21.293 --> 01:12:22.381 Thanks. 1406 01:12:23.817 --> 01:12:25.515 Hey, Kirk, you got my Spanx? 1407 01:12:25.602 --> 01:12:27.081 Kirk: Uh, looking. 1408 01:12:27.168 --> 01:12:30.650 Jason: Hey, Katie, whose is bigger, mine or Tony's? 1409 01:12:30.737 --> 01:12:32.913 -Thank you. -How 'bout from the side? 1410 01:12:34.828 --> 01:12:36.221 Come on, come on. Suitcases. 1411 01:12:36.308 --> 01:12:37.875 -Suitcases. Suitcases. -Badges, badges, badges! 1412 01:12:37.962 --> 01:12:39.877 -Suitcases! Looking good. -Badges, badges, badges! 1413 01:12:39.964 --> 01:12:41.531 -There you go. -I love your dress! Suitcases. 1414 01:12:41.618 --> 01:12:43.010 -Your shoe's untied! -There you go. 1415 01:12:43.097 --> 01:12:46.666 [upbeat funk music] 1416 01:12:49.974 --> 01:12:51.192 Yeah. 1417 01:12:56.197 --> 01:12:58.417 Boy: Ohh. Yeah! 1418 01:12:58.504 --> 01:13:00.767 [muffled funk music] 1419 01:13:01.942 --> 01:13:04.945 Morgan. What the hell are you doing, man? 1420 01:13:05.032 --> 01:13:07.078 Get your threads on. Come on, let's go boogie, heh. 1421 01:13:07.165 --> 01:13:08.645 I threw my clothes out. 1422 01:13:09.689 --> 01:13:11.430 Okay, well, at least you'll look as good as you dance. 1423 01:13:11.517 --> 01:13:12.736 Let's at least fix that bedhead. 1424 01:13:12.823 --> 01:13:14.085 I'm not goin' in there. 1425 01:13:15.869 --> 01:13:17.741 [sighs] 1426 01:13:17.828 --> 01:13:19.395 I just came to catch the bus. 1427 01:13:19.482 --> 01:13:20.613 Dude, I don't care what you look like, 1428 01:13:20.700 --> 01:13:22.354 but you're gonna dance with me. 1429 01:13:24.443 --> 01:13:25.618 What about Maddy? 1430 01:13:27.054 --> 01:13:29.317 You realize you two are perfect for each other, right? 1431 01:13:29.405 --> 01:13:31.276 [scoffs] 1432 01:13:31.363 --> 01:13:33.496 [scoffs] Okay, fine. 1433 01:13:33.583 --> 01:13:34.975 Go be sad. 1434 01:13:35.062 --> 01:13:38.065 I'll grow up tomorrow. 1435 01:13:38.152 --> 01:13:40.154 [electronic music] 1436 01:13:41.852 --> 01:13:43.288 Oh, oh, Jason! Badges. 1437 01:13:43.375 --> 01:13:44.420 Oh. 1438 01:13:54.038 --> 01:13:55.474 [girls whooping] 1439 01:14:07.355 --> 01:14:09.662 [sighs] 1440 01:14:09.749 --> 01:14:11.751 [muffled music] 1441 01:14:20.543 --> 01:14:21.674 Are you the band that didn't show up 1442 01:14:21.761 --> 01:14:22.849 for any of your performances? 1443 01:14:22.936 --> 01:14:24.155 That's us. 1444 01:14:24.242 --> 01:14:26.287 Everyone's calling you The Forfeiteers. 1445 01:14:26.374 --> 01:14:27.463 'Cause you... forfeit. 1446 01:14:27.550 --> 01:14:29.856 "Forfeiteers." 1447 01:14:29.943 --> 01:14:31.423 You know, I like that. 1448 01:14:31.510 --> 01:14:33.338 Is it true you came here in a Winnebago? 1449 01:14:33.425 --> 01:14:36.341 Is it true that all Australians ride to school on kangaroos? 1450 01:14:36.428 --> 01:14:38.952 Is it true that all Americans wear body armor to school? 1451 01:14:39.039 --> 01:14:41.999 Yeah, but... it only stops small arms fire. 1452 01:14:45.829 --> 01:14:47.004 Thought not. 1453 01:14:47.091 --> 01:14:48.614 Yeah, but I just got you to touch my pec. 1454 01:14:48.701 --> 01:14:50.311 [both giggle] 1455 01:14:53.445 --> 01:14:55.621 Um... g'day me a minute? 1456 01:15:02.454 --> 01:15:04.717 [Australian accent] Good evening, Madam Maddy. 1457 01:15:04.804 --> 01:15:05.979 [crowd whooping] 1458 01:15:06.066 --> 01:15:07.546 Get your back up off the wall? 1459 01:15:07.633 --> 01:15:10.723 [crowd chattering and whooping] 1460 01:15:10.810 --> 01:15:12.856 Look... 1461 01:15:12.943 --> 01:15:16.294 Morgan, he's just going through some stuff right now. 1462 01:15:16.381 --> 01:15:17.861 I'm sure if you went and talked to him-- 1463 01:15:17.948 --> 01:15:20.254 I'm done trying to help him. 1464 01:15:20.341 --> 01:15:23.475 If he wants something, he can say so. 1465 01:15:34.051 --> 01:15:36.053 [muffled music] 1466 01:15:46.237 --> 01:15:47.760 [Jessica speaking indistinctly] 1467 01:15:47.847 --> 01:15:48.718 Wings: It looks really good on you. 1468 01:15:48.805 --> 01:15:50.633 Oh, thanks. 1469 01:15:50.720 --> 01:15:53.679 Wings: Hey, teacher's pet! What's up, man? 1470 01:15:53.766 --> 01:15:55.115 Hey, what's wrong? 1471 01:15:55.202 --> 01:15:56.334 Somethin' botherin' you? 1472 01:15:57.553 --> 01:15:59.076 Is it girl trouble? 1473 01:15:59.163 --> 01:16:02.340 Which one is it? Is it... prude? 1474 01:16:02.427 --> 01:16:04.516 Or Yvette? Because I'm confused. 1475 01:16:04.603 --> 01:16:05.604 Hey! 1476 01:16:06.910 --> 01:16:08.999 Don't worry. I'm not mad. 1477 01:16:10.261 --> 01:16:12.219 I know Yvette didn't leave me for you. 1478 01:16:12.306 --> 01:16:15.527 In fact, I'm feelin' so generous, 1479 01:16:15.614 --> 01:16:16.702 I'll even help you get with her. 1480 01:16:16.789 --> 01:16:17.964 I don't need your help. 1481 01:16:18.051 --> 01:16:19.662 Hey, the only reason that you 1482 01:16:19.749 --> 01:16:21.577 even have a chance now is because of me. 1483 01:16:21.664 --> 01:16:22.969 'Cause you're an asshole. 1484 01:16:23.056 --> 01:16:24.971 Be careful. 1485 01:16:25.058 --> 01:16:26.669 There's a lady. 1486 01:16:26.756 --> 01:16:29.236 All right? I can tell that you're a little grumpy... 1487 01:16:29.323 --> 01:16:31.978 so let's just pick this up later. 1488 01:16:32.065 --> 01:16:34.894 Oh, and, uh, if Mr. T comes looking for us, 1489 01:16:34.981 --> 01:16:36.200 make up an excuse, would you? 1490 01:16:36.287 --> 01:16:37.375 Make your own. 1491 01:16:39.507 --> 01:16:41.597 I'm sorry. 1492 01:16:41.684 --> 01:16:42.946 I thought I heard a squeak. 1493 01:16:43.033 --> 01:16:45.252 I'm not the teacher's pet. 1494 01:16:45.339 --> 01:16:46.514 And I'm not yours. 1495 01:16:46.602 --> 01:16:47.646 Neither is Yvette. 1496 01:16:49.605 --> 01:16:51.041 What's with you, man? 1497 01:16:51.128 --> 01:16:54.000 It's not enough that you have to steal Yvette, 1498 01:16:54.087 --> 01:16:55.959 but you're gonna embarrass me in front of this one, too? 1499 01:16:56.046 --> 01:16:58.439 No. That's all you. 1500 01:16:58.526 --> 01:17:00.224 Jessica: Wings, it's fine. Let's just go. 1501 01:17:00.311 --> 01:17:01.878 No, I'll decide when it's fine. 1502 01:17:01.965 --> 01:17:03.531 Yeah! You decide. 1503 01:17:03.619 --> 01:17:05.142 You decide for everybody, don't you? 1504 01:17:05.229 --> 01:17:06.230 But not me. 1505 01:17:06.317 --> 01:17:07.623 And not my friends. 1506 01:17:07.710 --> 01:17:08.972 So why don't you just leave us alone? 1507 01:17:09.059 --> 01:17:10.582 Make me. 1508 01:17:12.584 --> 01:17:14.542 Morgan, stop! Stop! 1509 01:17:14.630 --> 01:17:16.980 Stop it! You guys... 1510 01:17:17.067 --> 01:17:20.592 -[music pounding] -Girl: Oh, yeah! Part-ay! 1511 01:17:20.679 --> 01:17:21.724 Jason! 1512 01:17:21.811 --> 01:17:23.639 Morgan's in trouble! 1513 01:17:26.119 --> 01:17:27.120 Jason: Morgan! 1514 01:17:28.731 --> 01:17:31.168 What the hell are you doing? 1515 01:17:31.255 --> 01:17:33.387 I'm sick of it, man. I'm sick of his shit. 1516 01:17:33.474 --> 01:17:35.955 Yeah, totally, but you're about to get a whole lot more of it. 1517 01:17:36.042 --> 01:17:37.000 Do you even know how to fight? 1518 01:17:37.087 --> 01:17:39.045 Nope. Got any pointers? 1519 01:17:39.132 --> 01:17:40.699 Uh, stick your head in the sand? 1520 01:17:40.786 --> 01:17:42.440 Jessica: You don't have to do this. Let's go inside. 1521 01:17:42.527 --> 01:17:43.833 Dude, please don't do this. 1522 01:17:43.920 --> 01:17:46.487 No, man. I'm done being a bitch. 1523 01:17:47.445 --> 01:17:48.576 Take your shot, teacher's-- 1524 01:17:48.664 --> 01:17:49.665 Uhh! 1525 01:17:51.101 --> 01:17:52.145 Not bad. 1526 01:17:52.232 --> 01:17:53.277 Uhh! 1527 01:17:54.278 --> 01:17:55.366 Oof! 1528 01:17:55.453 --> 01:17:56.454 [Morgan grunting] 1529 01:17:56.541 --> 01:17:57.803 Hey, man, get off of him! 1530 01:17:57.890 --> 01:17:58.978 Uhh! 1531 01:17:59.065 --> 01:18:01.415 [blows landing, Morgan grunting] 1532 01:18:01.502 --> 01:18:03.026 -Morgan! -Richard: Stop! 1533 01:18:04.375 --> 01:18:05.376 Hey, what's up, Mr. T? 1534 01:18:05.463 --> 01:18:08.684 You are! Your time, it's up! 1535 01:18:08.771 --> 01:18:11.643 One more misstep, and I file a police report. 1536 01:18:11.730 --> 01:18:14.124 I shit you not. Get inside. 1537 01:18:14.211 --> 01:18:15.299 You're the boss. 1538 01:18:16.300 --> 01:18:17.997 -Richard: Whoa! -Wings: Nice hit. 1539 01:18:18.084 --> 01:18:19.782 You did better than I thought you would. 1540 01:18:29.313 --> 01:18:30.183 Get out of here. 1541 01:18:34.100 --> 01:18:35.232 -Oh! -Oh, uh-- 1542 01:18:35.319 --> 01:18:37.016 Okay, okay. 1543 01:18:37.103 --> 01:18:38.583 [sighs] Okay. 1544 01:18:38.670 --> 01:18:39.497 Go in. Go inside. 1545 01:18:39.584 --> 01:18:40.628 Jessica: Mm-hmm. 1546 01:18:42.761 --> 01:18:44.502 Hey. 1547 01:18:44.589 --> 01:18:45.677 Hey, man, are you okay? 1548 01:18:45.764 --> 01:18:47.331 I'm fine. 1549 01:18:47.418 --> 01:18:48.854 Okay. 1550 01:18:50.334 --> 01:18:52.771 I am, too, just in case you were wondering. 1551 01:18:52.858 --> 01:18:54.642 [slight snickers] 1552 01:18:54.730 --> 01:18:58.864 Listen, I know you're literally in a lot of pain right now, 1553 01:18:58.951 --> 01:19:01.606 but if this whole thing is somehow about Maddy, 1554 01:19:01.693 --> 01:19:03.216 I'm sure you can still patch things up 1555 01:19:03.303 --> 01:19:04.740 if you just go and talk with her. 1556 01:19:04.827 --> 01:19:06.219 I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do. 1557 01:19:07.351 --> 01:19:09.440 So, please, leave me alone. 1558 01:19:15.751 --> 01:19:17.840 [crying softly] 1559 01:19:20.843 --> 01:19:22.235 Richard: Hey, buddy. 1560 01:19:22.322 --> 01:19:23.671 How's your night going? 1561 01:19:26.457 --> 01:19:29.112 Uh-huh. Let's get you some ice. 1562 01:19:31.679 --> 01:19:32.898 Am I in trouble? 1563 01:19:34.770 --> 01:19:36.162 What? 1564 01:19:36.249 --> 01:19:37.555 We both fought. 1565 01:19:37.642 --> 01:19:39.687 Why is he in trouble... 1566 01:19:39.775 --> 01:19:40.950 and not me? 1567 01:19:44.518 --> 01:19:46.216 Do you wanna be in trouble? 1568 01:19:54.790 --> 01:19:57.662 Dance is dying down, but... there's still a few people, 1569 01:19:57.749 --> 01:19:59.707 if you wanna... 1570 01:20:09.326 --> 01:20:11.328 [waves crashing] 1571 01:20:25.821 --> 01:20:27.126 [bag crinkles] 1572 01:20:33.959 --> 01:20:35.700 [Maddy sighs] 1573 01:20:37.658 --> 01:20:40.183 Do you see any friendship pearls? 1574 01:20:41.271 --> 01:20:42.402 No. 1575 01:20:48.234 --> 01:20:50.715 I don't even know how to apologize. 1576 01:20:52.804 --> 01:20:53.849 To you. 1577 01:20:55.894 --> 01:20:57.026 To Jason. 1578 01:21:03.206 --> 01:21:04.990 You were just trying to look out for me. 1579 01:21:09.603 --> 01:21:11.083 And I messed us all up. 1580 01:21:23.182 --> 01:21:25.706 I'm so sorry. 1581 01:21:31.669 --> 01:21:33.758 Well... 1582 01:21:33.845 --> 01:21:35.368 that's a start. 1583 01:22:05.398 --> 01:22:06.660 I'm sorry. 1584 01:22:08.662 --> 01:22:12.536 [stammering] You know I don't unless it's serious. 1585 01:22:16.844 --> 01:22:18.063 [sighs] 1586 01:22:21.675 --> 01:22:25.288 And you're really not ready for that, either. 1587 01:22:35.254 --> 01:22:38.301 Just in case you feel like shaking it off. 1588 01:22:58.625 --> 01:23:00.671 [dramatic music] 1589 01:23:18.819 --> 01:23:21.953 [distant fog horn] 1590 01:23:25.435 --> 01:23:27.350 Richard: You want my advice? 1591 01:23:27.437 --> 01:23:29.352 Don't take my advice. 1592 01:23:30.309 --> 01:23:34.096 Actually, I thought your advice was pretty good. 1593 01:23:34.183 --> 01:23:35.227 Thanks. 1594 01:23:36.315 --> 01:23:37.534 What was it? 1595 01:23:37.621 --> 01:23:40.319 Uh, something about not quitting. 1596 01:23:43.279 --> 01:23:44.541 Hmm. 1597 01:23:44.628 --> 01:23:47.674 I hope you decide to stay a teacher, Mr. T. 1598 01:23:47.761 --> 01:23:48.980 You're a good one. 1599 01:23:56.074 --> 01:23:57.249 [soft chuckle] 1600 01:24:15.789 --> 01:24:17.661 [distant jingling] 1601 01:24:24.798 --> 01:24:27.279 [shimmering sound] 1602 01:24:27.366 --> 01:24:29.368 [dramatic music] 1603 01:24:38.464 --> 01:24:39.639 [grunting] 1604 01:24:52.217 --> 01:24:53.262 [panting] 1605 01:24:56.221 --> 01:24:58.223 [dramatic music] 1606 01:25:00.573 --> 01:25:02.967 [grunting] 1607 01:25:06.971 --> 01:25:08.842 [groaning] 1608 01:25:22.421 --> 01:25:24.510 [panting] 1609 01:25:34.738 --> 01:25:37.741 [angelic choral music, faint techno beat] 1610 01:25:57.326 --> 01:26:00.024 [choir fades, beat continues] 1611 01:26:05.682 --> 01:26:06.770 [beat stops] 1612 01:26:06.857 --> 01:26:08.815 [footsteps echoing] 1613 01:26:11.296 --> 01:26:13.907 [electronic dance music begins] 1614 01:26:17.911 --> 01:26:20.610 [techno beat] 1615 01:26:38.062 --> 01:26:42.066 ♪ Offering a friendship pearl ♪ 1616 01:26:44.721 --> 01:26:48.594 ♪ An invitation from the Alliance ♪ 1617 01:26:51.031 --> 01:26:53.947 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1618 01:26:54.034 --> 01:26:57.995 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1619 01:26:58.082 --> 01:27:04.088 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1620 01:27:04.175 --> 01:27:06.308 ♪♪ 1621 01:27:11.400 --> 01:27:16.318 ♪ Offering a friendship pearl ♪ 1622 01:27:16.405 --> 01:27:19.016 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1623 01:27:19.103 --> 01:27:22.976 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1624 01:27:23.063 --> 01:27:25.718 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1625 01:27:25.805 --> 01:27:29.679 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1626 01:27:29.766 --> 01:27:32.595 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1627 01:27:32.682 --> 01:27:36.076 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1628 01:27:36.163 --> 01:27:42.082 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1629 01:27:43.083 --> 01:27:48.524 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1630 01:27:49.699 --> 01:27:51.266 [kids cheering and hooting] 1631 01:27:52.963 --> 01:27:54.530 Whoo! 1632 01:27:54.617 --> 01:27:55.879 Girl: This is nice! 1633 01:27:59.230 --> 01:28:00.884 Yeah! 1634 01:28:01.972 --> 01:28:03.539 [squeals] 1635 01:28:03.626 --> 01:28:06.063 All [chanting]: Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! 1636 01:28:06.150 --> 01:28:09.501 Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! 1637 01:28:09.588 --> 01:28:12.852 Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! Morgan! 1638 01:28:12.939 --> 01:28:15.072 Morgan! Morgan! Morgan... 1639 01:28:15.159 --> 01:28:17.335 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1640 01:28:17.422 --> 01:28:20.947 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1641 01:28:21.034 --> 01:28:24.081 ♪ The friendship pearls are the magic orbs ♪ 1642 01:28:24.168 --> 01:28:27.911 ♪ That will bring us all together ♪ 1643 01:28:27.998 --> 01:28:34.221 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1644 01:28:34.309 --> 01:28:39.836 ♪ Across the universe ♪ 1645 01:28:45.494 --> 01:28:47.496 [birds chirping] 1646 01:29:10.170 --> 01:29:12.695 Jason: I'm gonna miss you so much, I swear to God. 1647 01:29:12.782 --> 01:29:14.392 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1648 01:29:14.479 --> 01:29:15.698 -I already know. -That was the most... 1649 01:29:15.785 --> 01:29:17.221 All right, you tender lumplings. 1650 01:29:17.308 --> 01:29:20.659 -Please watch him. -No, come on, Mr. T. 1651 01:29:20.746 --> 01:29:22.531 -Goodbye, my love! -Goodbye! 1652 01:29:27.492 --> 01:29:31.366 [kids chatting softly] 1653 01:29:34.630 --> 01:29:36.109 Hey, Maddy. 1654 01:29:47.686 --> 01:29:49.688 [kids snoring softly] 1655 01:30:09.839 --> 01:30:11.406 Wayne: Hey, Mr. T, you ready to quit yet? 1656 01:30:11.493 --> 01:30:13.625 Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? 1657 01:30:13.712 --> 01:30:15.235 Woman: Where's your suitcase? 1658 01:30:15.322 --> 01:30:17.194 Mr. T told us to throw it away. 1659 01:30:17.281 --> 01:30:19.239 It was just a suggestion! 1660 01:30:23.200 --> 01:30:27.030 What happened to your eye? 1661 01:30:27.117 --> 01:30:29.032 I love you, Mom. 1662 01:30:29.119 --> 01:30:30.816 I love you, too. 1663 01:30:35.604 --> 01:30:37.736 Where's your suitcase? 1664 01:31:18.211 --> 01:31:21.432 [piano playing softly in distance] 1665 01:31:45.848 --> 01:31:48.851 ♪♪ 1666 01:32:06.956 --> 01:32:08.523 [strikes wrong key, stops playing] 1667 01:32:21.144 --> 01:32:23.146 [soft music playing, guests chatting] 1668 01:32:39.902 --> 01:32:43.253 -Hey. -Hey. 1669 01:32:43.340 --> 01:32:45.168 Sorry they're not milkshakes. 1670 01:32:55.221 --> 01:32:56.875 He seems nice. 1671 01:32:58.094 --> 01:32:59.748 He is. 1672 01:32:59.835 --> 01:33:01.619 Just not a great kisser. 1673 01:33:04.013 --> 01:33:05.884 Practice makes perfect. 1674 01:33:05.971 --> 01:33:07.582 Yep. 1675 01:33:14.240 --> 01:33:16.373 You two going to prom? 1676 01:33:16.460 --> 01:33:18.593 Yeah. And you're going with... 1677 01:33:18.680 --> 01:33:20.551 Jason. 1678 01:33:20.638 --> 01:33:21.857 We got matching suits. 1679 01:33:21.944 --> 01:33:23.423 Of course you did. 1680 01:33:33.433 --> 01:33:38.787 Last time we were at a jacuzzi together, 1681 01:33:38.874 --> 01:33:40.745 you tried to help me. 1682 01:33:43.618 --> 01:33:45.402 I'm working on it. 1683 01:33:48.405 --> 01:33:50.973 But I still mess up sometimes. 1684 01:33:51.060 --> 01:33:53.715 Maybe the lesson is 1685 01:33:53.802 --> 01:33:56.761 sometimes we mess up. 1686 01:33:58.633 --> 01:34:00.547 But not you, right? 1687 01:34:00.635 --> 01:34:03.159 No, not me. I'm the only exception. 1688 01:34:03.246 --> 01:34:04.769 [chuckles] 1689 01:34:04.856 --> 01:34:06.771 But I could've sworn I heard you, uh-- 1690 01:34:06.858 --> 01:34:09.992 -You made me mess up. -[chuckles] 1691 01:34:10.079 --> 01:34:12.298 Whatever. That was probably your first mistake ever. 1692 01:34:12.385 --> 01:34:15.780 No. I've messed up. 1693 01:34:15.867 --> 01:34:17.652 I've messed up. 1694 01:34:21.743 --> 01:34:26.312 I'm sorry I tried to stop you that time. 1695 01:34:26.399 --> 01:34:28.053 That was a jerk move. 1696 01:34:28.140 --> 01:34:30.142 Don't be sorry. 1697 01:34:30.229 --> 01:34:32.318 You were just being my friend. 1698 01:34:36.192 --> 01:34:38.150 I miss that. 1699 01:34:39.761 --> 01:34:43.199 Maybe we could... try again? 1700 01:34:43.286 --> 01:34:45.897 Friends with you? 1701 01:34:45.984 --> 01:34:47.856 I don't know. 1702 01:34:47.943 --> 01:34:50.902 I was hoping for a nice and peaceful summer. 1703 01:34:50.989 --> 01:34:53.078 How about a trial run until August? 1704 01:34:53.165 --> 01:34:54.819 July. 1705 01:34:54.906 --> 01:34:58.605 'Cause I'm moving in August, so... 1706 01:34:58.693 --> 01:35:02.000 Oh, yeah, USC. I heard. Congrats. 1707 01:35:02.087 --> 01:35:03.262 Thanks. 1708 01:35:03.349 --> 01:35:05.438 You too. 1709 01:35:05.525 --> 01:35:09.051 Maybe since you're in Arizona, and it's close, 1710 01:35:09.138 --> 01:35:11.618 I'll let you visit some time. 1711 01:35:16.580 --> 01:35:18.974 Guess we'll see. 1712 01:35:30.246 --> 01:35:31.813 Nice night to go bowling. 1713 01:35:31.900 --> 01:35:34.119 Yeah. 1714 01:35:34.206 --> 01:35:37.775 Too bad I threw away my telescope, though. 1715 01:35:39.516 --> 01:35:42.998 I have one. Here. 1716 01:35:44.173 --> 01:35:45.783 Oh. [chuckles] 1717 01:35:45.870 --> 01:35:48.133 One of those invisible ones. 1718 01:35:48.220 --> 01:35:50.135 It has really good optics. 1719 01:35:50.222 --> 01:35:52.964 [exhales deeply] Let's see. 1720 01:35:54.879 --> 01:35:57.403 Yeah, it's pretty nice. 1721 01:36:00.755 --> 01:36:05.629 Oh! I think I see a few mythical beings up there. 1722 01:36:05.716 --> 01:36:08.110 Are they waving at us? 1723 01:36:08.197 --> 01:36:11.069 Yeah, they are. 1724 01:36:11.156 --> 01:36:13.680 That's 'cause I accepted their friendship pearl. 1725 01:36:13.768 --> 01:36:16.553 -Wait, really? -Yeah. 1726 01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:20.035 -Huh. -Redeemed the whole planet. 1727 01:36:23.865 --> 01:36:27.259 It was just lying there on the beach. 1728 01:36:27.346 --> 01:36:30.567 Maddy: Huh. What are the odds? 1729 01:36:32.395 --> 01:36:33.962 Morgan: What are the odds? 1730 01:36:35.790 --> 01:36:37.792 [big band music] 1731 01:39:04.634 --> 01:39:06.636 Captioned by Post Haste Digital