1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28,558 --> 00:00:30,350 (investigator clears throat) 4 00:00:30,350 --> 00:00:31,473 - So, Mr. Hartman, 5 00:00:32,530 --> 00:00:34,280 maybe you can explain to us your relationship 6 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,623 with one Darren Mitchell. 7 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:41,430 Mr. Hartman, it's imperative that you cooperate. 8 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:54,750 - It all started with Professor Zardonicus. 9 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:58,589 - [Investigator] With Professor who? 10 00:00:58,589 --> 00:00:59,672 - Zardonicus. 11 00:01:00,559 --> 00:01:03,559 (soft guitar music) 12 00:01:31,747 --> 00:01:33,247 - All right, just. 13 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:36,249 Go. Go, please. 14 00:01:36,249 --> 00:01:38,760 Go, go, go. Thank you. 15 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:39,593 Okay. 16 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:46,700 Hello, this is Greg Hartman of comm three. 17 00:01:46,790 --> 00:01:50,623 Hello, this is Greg Hartman of comm 4328-- 18 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:53,873 - [Neighbor] Well maybe if you weren't 19 00:01:53,873 --> 00:01:55,130 cheating on my with my fucking brother 20 00:01:55,130 --> 00:01:56,600 we wouldn't be in this fucking mess! 21 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,607 - Hi, this is Greg Hartman of comm 4328 22 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:04,920 and this is my thesis video 23 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,837 on how to be an asshole. 24 00:02:06,837 --> 00:02:07,670 Fuckin'. 25 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,820 Hello, this is... 26 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:12,653 That was weird. 27 00:02:13,690 --> 00:02:15,653 Hello, this is Greg Hartman. 28 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:22,800 Hello, this is Greg Hartman of comm 4328 29 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,260 presenting my thesis video for-- 30 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:27,380 - [Rachel] Hey babe, where'd you put my computer? 31 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,410 - I gave it back to you. 32 00:02:28,410 --> 00:02:29,710 - [Rachel] No, you didn't. 33 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,148 - I'm still doing the video. 34 00:02:33,148 --> 00:02:34,640 - [Rachel] I have a paper due tonight. 35 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:38,790 - Okay, well I, I, um... 36 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:39,657 - [Rachel] I need to find it 37 00:02:39,657 --> 00:02:41,970 and I'm pretty sure you didn't give it back to me. 38 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:44,580 - If I told you that it was right next to me, 39 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:46,810 how would that, 40 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:47,803 how would that be? 41 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,080 It was, um... 42 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,527 Actually, can I borrow it again tonight? 43 00:02:54,527 --> 00:02:55,453 - No. - Okay. 44 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,690 Hello, this is Greg Hartman of comm 4328 45 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:05,680 with my thesis video for our final project. 46 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,770 Since the assignment was to make a documentary 47 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:10,840 about one of our fellow students, 48 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:15,840 I made a post on the university's official social media page 49 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,840 and I got a variety of responses. 50 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,180 Some with more compelling stories than others, obviously. 51 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,310 But then I was personally messaged 52 00:03:23,310 --> 00:03:26,210 by a student named Darren Mitchell 53 00:03:26,210 --> 00:03:29,780 and this is what he had to say. 54 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,660 Hello, my name is Darren Mitchell. 55 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:33,850 I'm responding to your Facebook post. 56 00:03:33,850 --> 00:03:35,090 Cutting right to the chase, 57 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,859 I am the survivor of a violent assault 58 00:03:37,859 --> 00:03:40,100 that took place here on campus. 59 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,770 After struggling to cope with this, 60 00:03:41,770 --> 00:03:44,813 I am finally ready to share my story. 61 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:48,220 Intrigued as I was by that message, 62 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:51,040 I met with Darren personally, 63 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:54,070 a meeting that changed the basis of the project 64 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:56,040 quite dramatically. 65 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:59,610 So, here we are now. 66 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:01,500 This is the game plan, all right. 67 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,900 I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna be polite, 68 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:07,180 I'm gonna be courteous, and yeah. 69 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:09,623 I'll get his trust and he'll get me an A. 70 00:04:12,890 --> 00:04:15,730 Yeah, maybe just cut that out. 71 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:17,390 So Darren has just asked me 72 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,680 to go back and refilm our introduction. 73 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,340 So I have to walk back up there 74 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:23,120 and pretend like I didn't meet him 75 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,633 just like five seconds ago. 76 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:28,110 Okay. 77 00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:30,226 Second time's the charm. 78 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:31,610 (knocking on door) 79 00:04:31,610 --> 00:04:32,443 Hello? 80 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:38,037 Hello? 81 00:04:38,037 --> 00:04:41,630 (knocking on door) 82 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,463 Um. 83 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:45,140 Okay, I'm not really sure 84 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:46,490 what I'm supposed to do right now. 85 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:48,270 Maybe I should-- - Hey man, hey! 86 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:49,103 How's it going? 87 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,239 Greg, right? 88 00:04:51,239 --> 00:04:52,290 (Darren chuckles) 89 00:04:52,290 --> 00:04:53,123 - [Greg] Yeah. 90 00:04:53,123 --> 00:04:55,640 - Oh, pleasure to meet you, man. I'm Darren. 91 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,520 - [Greg] Yeah. 92 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,290 - I didn't keep you waiting for too long, did I? 93 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:00,670 - [Greg] No, actually I just got here. 94 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:03,260 - Perfect. Would you like to come inside? 95 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:04,380 - Sure. - Great. 96 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:05,366 Sorry I kept you waiting. 97 00:05:05,366 --> 00:05:07,240 I was volunteering at the homeless shelter. 98 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,650 Things went overtime. 99 00:05:08,650 --> 00:05:09,483 - [Greg] Okay. 100 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,316 - Was that good? 101 00:05:11,259 --> 00:05:12,594 - [Greg] Was what good? 102 00:05:12,594 --> 00:05:14,080 - Was that take good? 103 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,480 Like me coming up there 104 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,110 and saying the thing about the homeless shelter? 105 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,650 Make me look good? - Yeah that was perfect. 106 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:21,483 - Cool, you don't wanna do it again in case or? 107 00:05:21,483 --> 00:05:23,480 - [Greg] No, we can just go inside. 108 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,030 - [Darren] Hey, so this thing is on, right? 109 00:05:25,030 --> 00:05:26,490 Like it's recording? 110 00:05:26,490 --> 00:05:27,500 - [Greg] Oh, the mic? Yeah. 111 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,810 - Yeah. Okay. 112 00:05:28,810 --> 00:05:29,840 Well, here you go. 113 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:32,260 Welcome to my home. (chuckles) 114 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,720 Sorry I didn't have much of a chance to clean up. 115 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,400 - [Greg] Oh, it's all good. 116 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,570 Yeah, do you live here with a roommate? 117 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:40,683 - No, just me and the voices in my head. 118 00:05:41,990 --> 00:05:44,220 Oh, (chuckles) that was a joke. 119 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,377 It's completely a joke. 120 00:05:45,377 --> 00:05:46,210 - [Greg] Oh, yeah, yeah. 121 00:05:46,210 --> 00:05:47,090 Yeah, no. I could tell. 122 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:49,530 - Okay, good 'cause sometimes I say it 123 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:51,460 and people think I'm serious. 124 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:53,350 They can't tell when I'm joking. 125 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:55,580 It causes some awkward interactions. 126 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,413 - [Greg] Oh, that's weird 127 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:57,830 'cause I could definitely tell you were joking. 128 00:05:57,830 --> 00:05:58,663 - Oh, well good. 129 00:05:58,663 --> 00:06:00,663 I'm glad you could tell. 130 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:03,330 Do you want anything to drink? 131 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,820 - No, thanks. - Okay. 132 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:06,640 - [Greg] Yeah, so how do you wanna approach this? 133 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:07,660 - [Darren] Hmm? 134 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:09,580 - [Greg] You know, the interview and stuff. 135 00:06:09,580 --> 00:06:11,160 - [Darren] Oh, um, I don't know. 136 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,800 What'd you have in mind? 137 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,810 - [Greg] Well, we could sit down 138 00:06:13,810 --> 00:06:17,197 and you could talk to me about the incident, 139 00:06:17,197 --> 00:06:18,190 how it's affected you, 140 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:20,499 and we can just go from there. 141 00:06:20,499 --> 00:06:21,332 (Darren sighs) 142 00:06:21,332 --> 00:06:24,020 - Actually, there's something I should tell you. 143 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:25,360 Now, I don't want you to think 144 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,170 I'm a bad guy or a liar or anything. 145 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,240 - [Greg] Wait, did you lie about getting assaulted? 146 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:31,410 - Oh, no, no, no. 147 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:32,980 I got assaulted. See? 148 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:33,813 - [Greg] Oh my God! 149 00:06:33,813 --> 00:06:35,360 - [Darren] I know, it's nasty, right? 150 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,750 - [Greg] Jesus, that looks like 151 00:06:36,750 --> 00:06:38,520 an animal attack or something. 152 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,133 - See, that's the complicated part. 153 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,533 Have you ever heard of Professor Zardonicus? 154 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,250 - [Greg] No. 155 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,243 What class does he teach? 156 00:06:53,531 --> 00:06:54,364 Darren? 157 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:57,530 Hey, what's going on? 158 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:58,390 - Just... 159 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:00,250 Before you come in here, 160 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,083 I need you to, 161 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,700 I need you to be ready, okay? 162 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:05,743 - [Greg] Okay. 163 00:07:12,370 --> 00:07:15,370 (soft guitar music) 164 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:19,249 Dude. 165 00:07:23,525 --> 00:07:25,520 What is this? 166 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,120 Like, what am I looking at? 167 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,210 - [Darren] The kids on campus 168 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,783 thought he was an urban legend. 169 00:07:33,317 --> 00:07:34,473 Honestly, so did I. 170 00:07:36,850 --> 00:07:38,203 That is, until that night. 171 00:07:39,870 --> 00:07:40,880 - [Greg] Wait, hold on. 172 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:44,177 You're saying this thing attacked you? 173 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,820 - I was on campus late one night. 174 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:52,573 I was working an all-nighter for a midterm. 175 00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:56,470 As I was walking to my car 176 00:07:56,470 --> 00:08:01,143 I heard this rustling in the bushes. 177 00:08:02,635 --> 00:08:04,483 I thought maybe it was a squirrel. 178 00:08:06,671 --> 00:08:07,588 But then... 179 00:08:10,761 --> 00:08:12,844 Then it started growling. 180 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,757 I tried to run. 181 00:08:16,953 --> 00:08:19,963 But I barely got two steps before he attacked. 182 00:08:23,464 --> 00:08:25,583 But then I came home. 183 00:08:25,583 --> 00:08:28,233 I came home and I started drawing. 184 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:33,193 I drew and I drew until I finally got the right one. 185 00:08:34,406 --> 00:08:36,559 And now, (laughs), 186 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,593 now that I have the right one 187 00:08:37,593 --> 00:08:40,180 and now that I have you, Greg, 188 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:44,100 I can do this. 189 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,870 - [Greg] Do what exactly? 190 00:08:46,870 --> 00:08:49,310 - I can prove that I wasn't lying. 191 00:08:49,310 --> 00:08:51,930 That Professor Zardonicus is real. 192 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:54,623 But I can only do this with you, Greg. 193 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,843 - [Greg] I'm going to help you prove this? 194 00:09:00,843 --> 00:09:01,676 - Mm-hmm. 195 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,480 - [Greg] That's why I'm here? 196 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,000 - Absolutely. I mean, it's so simple. 197 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,074 If we just follow my plan exactly 198 00:09:08,074 --> 00:09:10,070 we can prove that he was-- - Can I go to the bathroom? 199 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:11,270 Please, just real quick? 200 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:13,643 - Um... 201 00:09:14,490 --> 00:09:15,873 Sure, yeah. 202 00:09:17,074 --> 00:09:18,174 It's down the hallway. 203 00:09:19,070 --> 00:09:19,903 - Thanks! 204 00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,310 Holy shit, holy shit. 205 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:27,537 Okay. 206 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:33,423 So clearly we've shifted gears a little bit. 207 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:37,300 My subject appears to be under the belief 208 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:40,860 that he encountered an urban legend 209 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:44,700 named Professor something. 210 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:48,190 Now, obviously, given the scratches on his arm, 211 00:09:48,190 --> 00:09:50,420 he must've been attacked by some kind of animal. 212 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:53,200 Now whether he believes that animal 213 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,920 to actually be his mystical professor, 214 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,253 that remains to be seen. 215 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,410 But what doesn't remain to be seen 216 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,330 is that this is going to make 217 00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:06,570 for a much more interesting project than I anticipated. 218 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:08,100 So, yes. 219 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,173 This is what I'm going with. 220 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,190 Hey, Darren? 221 00:10:12,190 --> 00:10:13,190 - Oh, hey. 222 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:14,940 I hope I didn't scare you off. 223 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:15,980 - [Greg] No, no, not at all. 224 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:18,580 Actually, I've come to the decision that, yes, 225 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:22,123 I will absolutely make this documentary with you. 226 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,180 - You will? 227 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:25,070 - [Greg] Yeah, man. 228 00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:28,490 Somebody's gotta shed the light on the truth, right? 229 00:10:28,490 --> 00:10:30,157 - Oh my God. 230 00:10:30,157 --> 00:10:31,700 That's amazing. Thank you! 231 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,230 - [Greg] Oh, no, no. You're good. 232 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:34,480 - Thank you, man. 233 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,350 I really, really thank you. 234 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:37,183 - [Greg] Yeah, okay. 235 00:10:37,183 --> 00:10:38,350 - You know what? 236 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:40,015 I'm gonna pour us a drink, hmm? 237 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,160 You wanna drink? - Yeah, go for it. 238 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,470 Yeah, sure. 239 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:45,820 - First and foremost, that camera you got there, 240 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,170 that should not be turned off. 241 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:48,840 That should be constantly rolling. 242 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,570 In an investigation like this, 243 00:10:50,570 --> 00:10:52,240 you can't afford to miss a thing, right? 244 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,930 Next thing, we're on the search 245 00:10:53,930 --> 00:10:55,023 for truth here, Greg, all right? 246 00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:57,260 You know what that means? 247 00:10:57,260 --> 00:11:00,880 That means we're gonna face trials and tribulations. 248 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,060 All sorts of nasty things, lots of tough stuff. 249 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,080 There's gonna be critics and cynics 250 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,270 that tell us we're wrong 251 00:11:07,270 --> 00:11:09,650 and that what we believe isn't true. 252 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:12,420 Well you know what I say to them, Greg? 253 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:15,960 I say the truth will show them what's really going on. 254 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,720 And you know who's gonna find the truth, Greg? 255 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,150 Us. 256 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:21,610 - [Greg] All right. 257 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:22,730 Okay. 258 00:11:22,730 --> 00:11:24,655 To Professor Zadromatis. 259 00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:26,910 - Zardonicus. - Zardonicus, sorry. 260 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:28,880 - There you go. (glasses clink) 261 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:30,290 - Once I accepted Darren's offer, 262 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,430 I decided to become more acquainted 263 00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,760 with the legend of Professor Zardonicus 264 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,030 and I did some research. 265 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,190 Hey, babe? - Yep? 266 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:42,540 - [Greg] Have you ever heard of Professor Zardonicus? 267 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:44,303 - Uh, yeah, yeah. 268 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,330 Why are you asking about this? 269 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,440 - [Greg] Oh, it's for a project. 270 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,150 So, he's like an urban legend right? 271 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,120 - Yes. 272 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,860 Yeah, around campus I think. 273 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,290 We were at orientation 274 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:57,244 and they made this joke about, 275 00:11:57,244 --> 00:11:59,493 remember to watch out for Professor Zardonicus 276 00:11:59,493 --> 00:12:01,870 when you're walking out at night 277 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:02,703 or something like that. 278 00:12:02,703 --> 00:12:03,690 - [Greg] Okay, um. 279 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:08,223 Is he like something that you would take seriously? 280 00:12:09,086 --> 00:12:10,605 (Rachel chuckles) 281 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,680 - Do you want me to ask him out for coffee, 282 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,820 to get a feel for who he is? 283 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:17,950 - [Greg] I mean, like, if I told you 284 00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:19,770 that I think there might be something 285 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:21,930 to this whole Zardonicus thing, 286 00:12:21,930 --> 00:12:23,898 how would you react to that? 287 00:12:23,898 --> 00:12:26,586 - (laughs) You're joking right? 288 00:12:26,586 --> 00:12:29,170 - [Greg] No, it's for a project. 289 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:30,700 - On a scale-- - This is worth 290 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,960 like a fourth of my total grade, Rachel. 291 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,600 So please take this seriously. 292 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,480 - I didn't realize that we were being serious. 293 00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,454 - [Greg] Okay, yeah. You're, yeah. 294 00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:41,287 - What? - Fuck, whatever. 295 00:12:41,287 --> 00:12:42,860 - I'm participating! - Okay. 296 00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,760 From this interaction it became clear 297 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:47,270 that in order to uncover any kind of real truth 298 00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:49,050 behind the Zardonicus legend, 299 00:12:49,050 --> 00:12:50,810 I would really have to dig. 300 00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:53,060 So I decided to go straight to the source 301 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:54,930 and ask the student body directly 302 00:12:54,930 --> 00:12:56,470 what they know, if anything, 303 00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:58,103 about this mysterious legend. 304 00:12:58,980 --> 00:13:00,160 Mysterious fucking legend. 305 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,410 Jesus Christ. 306 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:03,010 Hey, guys. Hey. 307 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:05,072 Hey, hi. Excuse me? 308 00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:06,239 - Yeah? - What? 309 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,180 - [Greg] Could you tell me what you know 310 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,830 about Professor Zardonicus? 311 00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,187 - Well, I know he was a professor here in the '50s. 312 00:13:13,187 --> 00:13:15,320 He was a chemistry professor. 313 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,710 - None of his students really liked him. 314 00:13:16,710 --> 00:13:19,390 They thought he was mean and terrible or whatever. 315 00:13:19,390 --> 00:13:22,223 - [Greg] Do you have any idea of where he comes from? 316 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,173 - Uh. 317 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,180 Texas? 318 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,860 - He worked in the old science building 319 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:30,901 and there was like something with a fire? 320 00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:33,310 - [Greg] Hey, could you tell me about Professor Zardonicus? 321 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,203 - Man, fuck off, man. 322 00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:36,963 - [Greg] Okay. 323 00:13:36,963 --> 00:13:39,850 This is kind of an expensive camera. 324 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:42,050 - A senior of class, I don't remember which one. 325 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:44,357 - Decided to play a prank on him. 326 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:49,280 - And that prank set the fire in that old science building. 327 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,880 - Apparently, a lot of people got out and everything, 328 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,491 if not everybody. 329 00:13:53,491 --> 00:13:54,360 - [Greg] Did he get out? 330 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,560 - No, except for Zardonicus 331 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,120 and there goes the legend. 332 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,980 - [Greg] So what happened with that? 333 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:02,820 - Oh well, like, people say that his body was never found. 334 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,680 - If you go in the building or something, 335 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:08,434 he's supposed to attack you or, I don't know. 336 00:14:08,434 --> 00:14:09,330 I don't know. (chuckles) 337 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:12,290 - [Greg] Do you think you've ever seen him? 338 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:13,803 - Uh. 339 00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:16,180 I think I ran into him at Walmart the other day. 340 00:14:16,180 --> 00:14:19,740 - He's like this weird like monster thing. 341 00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,690 The fucking ears of a bear, 342 00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:22,950 the snout of a wolf. 343 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,100 - Sounds like a-- - He's got fucking 344 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,280 scales on his arms. 345 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,660 - Dude, there's like multiple people 346 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:28,080 in my lab that look like that. 347 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,830 - It's just turned into this big thing 348 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:32,980 that's lasted for, since 1950, Jesus. 349 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,810 - [Greg] Yeah, so if somebody were 350 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:38,400 to try to prove that he were real, 351 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,860 what would it take, I guess, 352 00:14:39,860 --> 00:14:41,470 to convince you of that? 353 00:14:41,470 --> 00:14:42,583 - Just footage, man. 354 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,250 Just footage. Like anything else. 355 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,540 - [Greg] With my research providing no results, 356 00:14:47,540 --> 00:14:50,520 I had to imagine that there was no Professor Zardonicus 357 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,530 and that the only connection to reality 358 00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:54,010 that this story has, 359 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:57,130 is the fire that took place in the old science building. 360 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,730 However, I also discovered 361 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:03,400 a 1961 film titled "Mr. Sardonicus". 362 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,570 The timing being too coincidental, 363 00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:09,550 it became clear how this legend began and spread. 364 00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:11,100 That being said, I do not know 365 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,990 how Darren plans to prove himself or this legend 366 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,436 but I cannot wait to find out. 367 00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:17,353 - Hey, man. 368 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,450 - [Greg] Hey, how's it going? 369 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:21,210 - Going good. You ready for this? 370 00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:22,153 - [Greg] Yeah, yeah I think so. 371 00:15:22,153 --> 00:15:23,820 What about you? 372 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,340 - I mean, honestly I'm a little nervous, 373 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,680 but yeah I think I'm ready. 374 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,810 - [Greg] Why are you nervous? 375 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:30,470 - I mean, we're hunting down the truth, Greg, 376 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:32,370 and that doesn't come easy to anybody. 377 00:15:33,290 --> 00:15:35,120 - [Greg] Well, uh... 378 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,430 Well, that's a cool jacket. 379 00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:37,263 - Oh, really? 380 00:15:37,263 --> 00:15:38,096 Thanks, man. 381 00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:38,929 It was my dad's. 382 00:15:38,929 --> 00:15:40,820 He fought in Vietnam. 383 00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:41,900 - [Greg] Oh, seriously? 384 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,733 - Yeah. 385 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,400 I guess I have warrior's blood running through my veins. 386 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,000 Anyway, I don't know what kind of equipment 387 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,020 we were planning on working with, 388 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:51,060 but I went ahead and got us a couple of those just in case. 389 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,050 - [Greg] Wait, GoPros? 390 00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:52,883 You got GoPros? 391 00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:53,940 - You heard of them? 392 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:54,830 - [Greg] Well, yeah, Darren. 393 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,420 They're really expensive. 394 00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:58,400 - You know what comes cheap, Greg? 395 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,651 Denial. 396 00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:01,890 But the truth doesn't come cheap. 397 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:02,903 That's priceless. 398 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,260 - [Greg] Okay, so uh, 399 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,500 what are we gonna be doing today? 400 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,823 - Ah, we're actually gonna be doing this. 401 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,593 - [Greg] Whoa. 402 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:17,910 We better get started then. 403 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,580 - Yeah. Come on, hop in. 404 00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:20,413 - [Greg] Jesus. 405 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:23,120 - Oh, hey man, you want some coffee? 406 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,610 - [Greg] No, thanks. I'm good. 407 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:25,880 - I envy you. 408 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:27,020 I can't function without at least 409 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,320 three cups in the morning. 410 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:32,750 - [Greg] So, Darren, what's your intention for today? 411 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,170 - Well, my intention for today 412 00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:36,100 is to spread awareness, you know? 413 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,240 Lay the groundwork for the whole project. 414 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,420 Now, I'm not naive. 415 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,580 I don't think that I'm gonna be able 416 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:43,480 to find this fantastic creature on my own. 417 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,840 This is gonna be a whole student affair. 418 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:47,470 We're gonna need the entire student body on our side. 419 00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:48,770 We have attended this campus 420 00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:52,030 completely blind to reality for years 421 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,510 and the reality we do receive 422 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:57,230 we mock and sneer at with this postmodern cynicism. 423 00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:59,750 But we're gonna break through that, Greg. 424 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,880 That camera you got there? 425 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,480 That's the battering ram. 426 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,803 You have the argument being made 427 00:17:04,803 --> 00:17:07,970 that in a more scientifically advanced society 428 00:17:07,970 --> 00:17:09,150 such as our own, 429 00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:10,750 something like Professor Zardonicus 430 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,230 would've been disproved by now. 431 00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,530 The fallacy in that statement 432 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,730 is that, as we grow as a scientific society, 433 00:17:17,730 --> 00:17:19,640 we become more knowledgeable. 434 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,610 When, in fact, I believe the opposite. 435 00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:23,020 - [Greg] Wait, you're saying that science 436 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:24,740 makes us more ignorant? 437 00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:26,251 - Well, not exactly. 438 00:17:26,251 --> 00:17:28,292 Let me rephrase it for you. 439 00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,560 Before the scientific advancements, 440 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,670 we were far more inclined as a society 441 00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:34,910 to believe the highly fanciful. 442 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:36,940 We would use these fantastic ideas 443 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:40,970 to justify expressions beyond our grasp. 444 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:45,823 Now, science has devolved into this confirmation bias game. 445 00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:49,800 We try to disprove theories that differ from our own. 446 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,900 When our realities don't coincide, 447 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:54,800 we tend to believe the one that we're most comfortable with. 448 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:59,540 We, as a society, have turned into these snide cynics 449 00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:02,080 of ideas that differ from our own. 450 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,670 We are inclined to only believe 451 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:06,050 what is directly in front of our eyes. 452 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:08,170 For example, if I were to tell you 453 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:12,090 that at one point the world was overrun by giant lizards, 454 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,350 now that'd be a hard pill to swallow, right? 455 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:15,560 It doesn't matter that it's true 456 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,210 or that I'm right. 457 00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:18,380 The fact of the matter is 458 00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:21,080 that because it's not directly in front of your eyes, 459 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,673 you're gonna have a hard time believing it to be true. 460 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:27,260 - [Greg] Hey, so when Professor Zardonicus attacked you, 461 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,160 how did you escape? 462 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,830 It seemed, you know, pretty vicious. 463 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,500 - Well, see, I've been thinking about that a lot 464 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,640 and from what I can figure, 465 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,570 I must've just ran away quick enough 466 00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:38,290 before he really got his claws into me. 467 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,123 But when he came out, 468 00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:41,610 his huge claws were just swinging everywhere 469 00:18:41,610 --> 00:18:43,710 like some kind of beast, you know? 470 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,570 But it's weird 471 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:50,223 because it didn't seem like he wanted to kill me. 472 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:54,290 - [Greg] Like he just wanted to scare you? 473 00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:55,830 - I don't know. It's hard to explain. 474 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,260 Maybe in his warped mind, 475 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,450 this campus is like his home. 476 00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,370 You know, his territory. 477 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:05,163 - [Greg] So, do you think there's humanity left in him? 478 00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:07,660 - I don't know. It's hard to say. 479 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,320 How do you define humanity? 480 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,730 Is it more of a-- - Yo! 481 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,503 The fuck is this? - What? 482 00:19:13,503 --> 00:19:15,180 - This shit serious? 483 00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,550 - No, I'm just going around 484 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:18,240 hanging up these posters ironically. 485 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,240 What do you think? 486 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,500 - Y'all got some off the wall shit going on right here. 487 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,490 I don't really know what it is but thank you 488 00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:24,650 'cause you made my fucking day. 489 00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:25,500 - Oh, well that's great, 490 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:28,380 'cause it's not hard to make an imbecile's day, huh? 491 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,790 - Uh, Darren? - Imbecile? 492 00:19:29,790 --> 00:19:31,330 What the fuck does that mean? 493 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,880 - [Greg] Uh, okay guys. 494 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,280 - No, no, no, no, I get it! 495 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,740 This is some kind of fucking joke, isn't it? 496 00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:37,190 - What? A joke? 497 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:38,190 Oh, that's great, you know, 498 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:40,050 because I'm sure Christianity seemed 499 00:19:40,050 --> 00:19:41,470 like a joke at the time too, right? 500 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:42,376 - Hey bro, what the fuck! 501 00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:43,209 - [Greg] Hey, hey, hey. 502 00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:44,233 Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey! 503 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:45,270 He's just messing... 504 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,800 We're just messing around. 505 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,790 Yeah, it's just a joke. 506 00:19:47,790 --> 00:19:50,280 And actually, we're done. 507 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,113 We're done for the day. 508 00:19:51,113 --> 00:19:52,523 - Man, fuck y'all. 509 00:19:54,134 --> 00:19:55,723 - [Greg] Darren, what. 510 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,360 - I'm sorry things had to get so ugly 511 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:00,690 so quickly back there, Greg, 512 00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:04,110 but I guess that's people for ya. 513 00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:06,510 - [Greg] Well, you didn't really seem fazed by it. 514 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:07,670 - Well, yeah, I mean that kinda stuff 515 00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:08,740 happens to you enough times, 516 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,990 you kinda get used to it. 517 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,340 - [Greg] That happens to you a lot? 518 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:13,440 - Well, yeah, Greg. 519 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,850 I mean, when I went to the police 520 00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:17,850 and told them about Professor Zardonicus, 521 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,550 they laughed in my face. 522 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:22,160 - [Greg] But what'd they say about the wounds on your arm? 523 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,650 - Thought they were self-inflicted. 524 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,483 They thought I was trying 525 00:20:25,483 --> 00:20:27,053 to get a lawsuit out of the school. 526 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,020 - [Greg] A lawsuit? 527 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,100 I don't get it. 528 00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,800 - Well, think about it this way, Greg. 529 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,550 There's a 50 year old monster 530 00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:36,590 roaming around campus attacking college students. 531 00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:38,253 How's that look for campus PR? 532 00:20:39,796 --> 00:20:41,159 - [Greg] What do your friends think about this? 533 00:20:41,159 --> 00:20:43,180 (Darren coughs) 534 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:45,520 - Sorry, that's really watered down. 535 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,910 What were you saying? 536 00:20:46,910 --> 00:20:47,980 - [Greg] I was just wondering what your friends 537 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:48,850 think about all this. 538 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,820 - Oh, you know, I don't burden myself 539 00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:52,350 with the issue of companionship. 540 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,883 So it's not really a problem what they think. 541 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,944 - [Greg] Oh, okay. 542 00:20:56,944 --> 00:20:58,240 - What about you? 543 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,420 What do your friends think? 544 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,270 - [Greg] Well, I've only told my girlfriend. 545 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:03,480 - Oh, well what did she say? 546 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,870 - [Greg] Well, she's uh... 547 00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:08,159 She's skeptical by nature, I'd say, so. 548 00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:10,290 - Does she go to school here? 549 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:11,123 - [Greg] Yeah, yeah. 550 00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:12,590 She's a civil engineering major. 551 00:21:12,590 --> 00:21:14,370 - Oh, that must be interesting, 552 00:21:14,370 --> 00:21:15,963 engineering civility and all. 553 00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:17,803 - [Greg] Right. 554 00:21:17,803 --> 00:21:19,010 Well, I mean, it pays a lot. 555 00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:21,570 It's like one of the highest paying degrees out there. 556 00:21:21,570 --> 00:21:22,980 It's a lot more lucrative than film, 557 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,730 I can tell you that much. 558 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:29,140 - Yeah, well she does support your film making, right? 559 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:29,973 - [Greg] Yeah. 560 00:21:29,973 --> 00:21:32,070 Well, there's not a whole lot to support right now 561 00:21:32,070 --> 00:21:34,620 just 'cause I'm mostly focused on my vlogs. 562 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,100 - Oh. 563 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:37,630 Wait, vlogs or? 564 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,563 - I know guys are really into twins. 565 00:21:39,563 --> 00:21:41,140 I don't really get that whole thing. 566 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,940 I mean, yeah, there are two of them. 567 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,100 Yeah, I have like 500 subscribers, actually. 568 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,030 So it's pretty cool. 569 00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:49,560 - That's good. You do that by yourself? 570 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,542 - [Greg] For the most parts, 571 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,973 just 'cause everybody's busy with school and stuff. 572 00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,060 - You see, Greg, that's... 573 00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:01,400 That right there's the problem with school, okay? 574 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:02,570 There's people like you and me 575 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,910 who are out here trying to achieve our dreams, 576 00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:07,210 trying to show the world our truths, 577 00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:09,190 and what are our friends doing, hmm? 578 00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:10,700 They're getting degrees, 579 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:13,020 they're getting careers, making money. 580 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:16,223 It makes me sick to my stomach, Greg. 581 00:22:19,752 --> 00:22:21,230 (Darren laughs) 582 00:22:21,230 --> 00:22:23,760 But that's why you and I gotta stick together, right, Greg? 583 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:24,653 Just you and me. 584 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,410 And that is just as disgusting as it was before. 585 00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:29,890 I'm gonna go get another drink. 586 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,990 Do you want something? 587 00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:31,823 - [Greg] No, I'm good. Thanks. 588 00:22:31,823 --> 00:22:33,130 - Okay, I'll be right back. 589 00:22:36,902 --> 00:22:38,000 (Greg sighs) 590 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,150 - [Greg] So I think that was a pretty solid first day. 591 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,640 We got some good stuff. 592 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,060 Yeah, let's just figure out when we're gonna-- 593 00:22:43,060 --> 00:22:45,623 - No, no, no. We're not done, Greg. 594 00:22:46,787 --> 00:22:48,020 - [Greg] Uh, okay. 595 00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,550 Well, what are we gonna do? 596 00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:51,126 - We're gonna find him. 597 00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:52,640 (Greg laughs) 598 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:53,473 - [Greg] What? 599 00:22:54,604 --> 00:22:56,810 How are we gonna find him? 600 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,190 - From up there. 601 00:22:58,190 --> 00:22:59,023 - [Greg] Wait. 602 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,860 Um... 603 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:03,686 I'm sorry. Are we allowed to go up there right now? 604 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:04,980 - (chuckles) That's funny. 605 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:06,620 I think that's what the Washington Post asked 606 00:23:06,620 --> 00:23:08,497 before they published the Pentagon papers, Greg. 607 00:23:08,497 --> 00:23:10,220 - What? - Come on. 608 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:12,450 If anything else, it'll make for good footage. 609 00:23:12,450 --> 00:23:14,223 - [Greg] That was in like 1972. 610 00:23:20,010 --> 00:23:20,843 See anything? 611 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:23,053 - No. 612 00:23:24,449 --> 00:23:25,282 Do you? 613 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,233 - [Greg] Nah, just some illegally parked cars. 614 00:23:30,290 --> 00:23:31,420 - Of course. 615 00:23:31,420 --> 00:23:32,820 I come out here in search for the truth 616 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:35,413 and find a bunch of misdemeanors instead. 617 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:38,953 Hey, you... 618 00:23:40,030 --> 00:23:42,253 You believe me, don't you, Greg? 619 00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:46,240 - [Greg] What, about Professor Zardonicus? 620 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,623 Well yeah, of course I believe you. 621 00:23:47,623 --> 00:23:50,520 I wouldn't be doing this project if I didn't. 622 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,353 - Good. 623 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:54,170 That's good. 624 00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:55,360 The only thing worse than monsters 625 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,960 are the people who exploit them. 626 00:23:58,150 --> 00:23:59,690 - [Greg] Well, couldn't some people say 627 00:23:59,690 --> 00:24:01,160 that you're exploiting him, 628 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,430 you know, for publicity maybe? 629 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:05,640 - See, I've thought about that, Greg. 630 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,473 I really have. 631 00:24:06,473 --> 00:24:09,223 But I can't let that cloud my judgment. 632 00:24:10,330 --> 00:24:13,500 I can't let it get in the way of our investigation. 633 00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,560 We're on the search for truth. 634 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,143 The people of this campus, 635 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:20,240 they deserve to know the truth 636 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,890 even if they choose to reject it. 637 00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:25,468 - [Greg] I don't know, man. 638 00:24:25,468 --> 00:24:28,280 You just seem so righteous about the whole thing. 639 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:29,640 - Only the discontent would see that 640 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,060 as a criticism, Greg. 641 00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:33,110 Some people might say it's harsh. 642 00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:36,040 But you know what I would say is harsh, Greg? 643 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,200 I would say turning your chemistry professor 644 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,090 into a mythological beast is a little harsh, 645 00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:41,940 wouldn't you say? 646 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,130 - [Greg] I would call that overkill, yeah. 647 00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:47,630 - Yeah, it's overkill. 648 00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:48,600 It's really overkill 649 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,180 especially when you kill a man's humanity 650 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:53,130 by turning him into some beast. 651 00:24:53,130 --> 00:24:55,070 Have you seen those lifeless eyes? 652 00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:59,130 - [Greg] So you actually know his intrinsic character 653 00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,110 after one encounter? 654 00:25:00,110 --> 00:25:01,830 - I'm not talking about his intrinsic character. 655 00:25:01,830 --> 00:25:03,820 I'm talking about his spirituality. 656 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:07,160 The essence around him in that moment. 657 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,210 I saw him. I looked him dead in the eyes, Greg. 658 00:25:10,210 --> 00:25:12,490 And you know what I saw in there? 659 00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:14,380 Nothing that resembled a human 660 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,750 except for the torn lab coat 661 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:19,023 and once pinkish skin. 662 00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:21,323 - [Greg] Once. 663 00:25:21,323 --> 00:25:22,870 What does it look like now? 664 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:26,340 - It's disfigured and torn. 665 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,173 Like he was trying to 666 00:25:27,173 --> 00:25:29,290 claw his way out. - So anybody who's not 667 00:25:29,290 --> 00:25:31,335 the same color as you doesn't have humanity? 668 00:25:31,335 --> 00:25:32,168 - No, Greg. 669 00:25:32,168 --> 00:25:33,320 Don't make this about race. 670 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,770 Don't make this about race. 671 00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:35,960 He is not a race. 672 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,662 He is a creature, okay? 673 00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:40,026 - [Greg] It just sounds kinda like you're saying 674 00:25:40,026 --> 00:25:42,760 people without my skin color are like a creature. 675 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,313 - Oh Jesus Christ, Greg. 676 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:46,851 I don't wanna sound like one of those 677 00:25:46,851 --> 00:25:47,684 discontent people but-- - You have to be prepared 678 00:25:47,684 --> 00:25:49,857 for these kinda things, right? 679 00:25:49,857 --> 00:25:52,290 - I'm not racist, all right? 680 00:25:52,290 --> 00:25:54,050 I mean, eventually we're gonna have to move 681 00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:55,850 beyond just posters, right? 682 00:25:55,850 --> 00:25:57,070 - [Greg] Sure. 683 00:25:57,070 --> 00:25:58,990 - I don't know much about this whole documentary thing 684 00:25:58,990 --> 00:26:01,530 but do you think that Sundance might be... 685 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:03,130 Wait, wait, wait. 686 00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:04,480 Wait, did you see that? 687 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,682 - [Greg] See what? 688 00:26:05,682 --> 00:26:06,980 - [Darren] I mean, it was just a blur 689 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,470 but it definitely looked like him. 690 00:26:08,470 --> 00:26:09,543 - [Greg] I can't see anything 691 00:26:09,543 --> 00:26:10,630 back there, man. - It looked like 692 00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,920 Professor Zardonicus, Greg. 693 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,010 - [Greg] What are you talking about? 694 00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:15,710 - I saw him go around that corner. 695 00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:17,663 - [Greg] Darren, you're not thinking 696 00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:18,496 about going back there? 697 00:26:18,496 --> 00:26:19,410 - Well yes, I'm thinking about going back there. 698 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:20,680 I just saw him! 699 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,513 Plus, he's not gonna attack 700 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:22,346 if there's two of us. - Dude, look how sketchy 701 00:26:22,346 --> 00:26:23,611 that place is, man. 702 00:26:23,611 --> 00:26:24,460 What? 703 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:26,690 - He won't attack if there's two of us, Greg. 704 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:28,350 - [Greg] Yeah, a guy with a gun might. 705 00:26:28,350 --> 00:26:30,600 So, maybe just call it a day. 706 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,433 - Fine. Yeah. 707 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:32,900 Let's call it a day, that'd be great, 708 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,143 when we saw him just around the corner. 709 00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:35,118 I'm just... 710 00:26:35,118 --> 00:26:36,560 - [Greg] Darren? 711 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:37,544 No fucking way. 712 00:26:37,544 --> 00:26:39,070 Darren! 713 00:26:39,070 --> 00:26:39,903 Darren! 714 00:26:40,770 --> 00:26:41,603 Fuck. 715 00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,593 Darren? 716 00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:45,940 Darren? 717 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:46,773 Okay. 718 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,630 Good. 719 00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:50,463 Calm down, calm down. 720 00:26:50,463 --> 00:26:52,079 He's gotta be here somewhere. 721 00:26:52,079 --> 00:26:53,218 Fuck. 722 00:26:53,218 --> 00:26:55,155 Just put the fucking switch on. 723 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,317 - Hey. - Darren, oh! 724 00:26:56,317 --> 00:26:57,467 - Did you see anything? 725 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,400 - [Greg] What? 726 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,563 - Did you see anything? 727 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,880 - [Greg] No! 728 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,400 - Shit. 729 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,850 I didn't see anything either. 730 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:09,749 It was definitely worth a try though, right? 731 00:27:09,749 --> 00:27:11,430 (Darren chuckles) 732 00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:12,940 Right? 733 00:27:12,940 --> 00:27:14,130 - [Greg] Just... 734 00:27:14,130 --> 00:27:14,963 Can we go? 735 00:27:15,912 --> 00:27:17,665 - Well, yeah. I mean, sure. 736 00:27:17,665 --> 00:27:19,415 It's kinda creepy back here anyway. 737 00:27:22,539 --> 00:27:24,090 Are you coming or are you just gonna stand there? 738 00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:24,923 - [Greg] Yeah, I'm coming. 739 00:27:24,923 --> 00:27:25,810 - Come on, let's go. 740 00:27:27,190 --> 00:27:28,470 Honestly, today was a little slow 741 00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:31,170 but tomorrow we're gonna hit the ground running. 742 00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:34,240 The whole flyer thing, big waste of time. 743 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,520 I say we go straight to the press. 744 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,390 Go to the campus media outlets, 745 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,694 see if we can't get some good-- 746 00:27:39,694 --> 00:27:40,940 - Wait, Darren! I think I saw something! 747 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:41,773 - What? 748 00:27:41,773 --> 00:27:44,190 - I don't know but I think it went into the fountain. 749 00:27:44,190 --> 00:27:45,410 - The fountain, of course. 750 00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:46,736 That's the last place I'd think to look. 751 00:27:46,736 --> 00:27:47,710 - Exactly. - Of course he'd go there. 752 00:27:47,710 --> 00:27:48,543 All right, come on. 753 00:27:48,543 --> 00:27:49,500 Start recording now. 754 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,370 - Yeah. Yeah. - Start recording, Greg! 755 00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,354 Come on! 756 00:27:52,354 --> 00:27:53,530 (soft music) 757 00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:54,363 - [Greg] Wait, wait. 758 00:27:54,363 --> 00:27:55,500 Sorry, I forgot my light. 759 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,370 - You said he went in there? 760 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,430 - [Greg] What? The fountain? 761 00:27:58,430 --> 00:27:59,600 Uh, yeah, yeah. 762 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,490 - So Professor Zardonicus might be aquatic. 763 00:28:02,490 --> 00:28:04,530 - [Greg] Uh, you know, I'm not really too sure. 764 00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:05,993 - You know what? I am. 765 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:08,770 - [Greg] Wait, Darren. 766 00:28:08,770 --> 00:28:10,541 You're not thinking of going in there. 767 00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:11,530 - No. 768 00:28:11,530 --> 00:28:13,100 I'm gonna lose Professor Zardonicus 769 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,740 because I'm scared of a little water. 770 00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:15,990 What do you think, Greg? 771 00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:16,823 - [Greg] But wait, wait. 772 00:28:16,823 --> 00:28:17,656 We can't do that. 773 00:28:17,656 --> 00:28:18,748 No, no, wait, Darren, Darren! 774 00:28:18,748 --> 00:28:20,116 No, come back here. Darren! 775 00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:23,199 (tense guitar music) 776 00:28:52,590 --> 00:28:53,860 - So, I mean, at least tonight 777 00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:55,200 wasn't a complete waste, right? 778 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,400 - [Greg] No, not at all. 779 00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,204 - Now we know Professor Zardonicus is at least buoyant! 780 00:29:00,204 --> 00:29:02,785 - [Greg] He's extremely buoyant! 781 00:29:02,785 --> 00:29:03,618 - [Security] Come back here! 782 00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:04,451 - Oh shit! 783 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:05,290 See? 784 00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:08,100 The campus doesn't wanna know the truth. 785 00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:08,933 Fuck you! 786 00:29:08,933 --> 00:29:10,660 (Greg laughs) 787 00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:12,142 - [Rachel] Wait, you made him do what? 788 00:29:12,142 --> 00:29:13,910 - Oh, I had to. 789 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:15,140 I had to call his bluff, man, 790 00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:16,770 and he did it. 791 00:29:16,770 --> 00:29:18,040 - [Rachel] Wait, Greg, you could've been caught, 792 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:18,873 both of you. 793 00:29:18,873 --> 00:29:19,854 - Ah, but we weren't. 794 00:29:19,854 --> 00:29:21,450 - [Rachel] That's not... 795 00:29:21,450 --> 00:29:22,283 Whatever. 796 00:29:22,283 --> 00:29:23,170 - Fuck, this is cool. 797 00:29:23,170 --> 00:29:24,003 - [Rachel] Okay, wait. 798 00:29:24,003 --> 00:29:26,710 I'm having a really hard time focusing on your face. 799 00:29:26,710 --> 00:29:28,589 - Well, just press the button. 800 00:29:28,589 --> 00:29:29,895 - [Rachel] Okay, yeah. 801 00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:31,047 - No, that button right there. 802 00:29:31,047 --> 00:29:31,880 No that's-- 803 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,480 - [Rachel] So, what's the course of action? 804 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,313 Like? 805 00:29:36,393 --> 00:29:39,043 Do you think he's dangerous? - And he's in my movie. 806 00:29:40,455 --> 00:29:41,781 What'd you say? 807 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,440 - [Rachel] I said do you think he's dangerous? 808 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:44,273 - Well, no. 809 00:29:44,273 --> 00:29:45,720 He's like... 810 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:46,740 He's a littler pretentious 811 00:29:46,740 --> 00:29:48,393 but he's not gonna hurt anybody. 812 00:29:49,487 --> 00:29:52,187 - [Rachel] How long do you think you can keep this up? 813 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,210 - As long as he wants to. 814 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:58,420 Could I get him to go on like public news? 815 00:29:58,420 --> 00:30:01,040 Could we set something up like we're gonna-- 816 00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,156 - [Rachel] Come back down to earth. 817 00:30:02,156 --> 00:30:03,130 Come over here. Sit down. 818 00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:04,396 - Why? It's cool. 819 00:30:04,396 --> 00:30:08,280 - [Rachel] Okay, real question, Greg. 820 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,823 Do you actually know what you're doing? 821 00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:15,313 - Yeah, I'd say so. 822 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,630 After confirming Darren's sincerity 823 00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:20,490 with the fountain incident, 824 00:30:20,490 --> 00:30:21,900 I began to wonder 825 00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:24,490 could he persuade people to his beliefs 826 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,330 on conviction alone? 827 00:30:26,330 --> 00:30:28,000 Stranger things have happened 828 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,850 and stranger beliefs have spread. 829 00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:32,280 Could Darren be sitting on a potential cult 830 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,850 akin to Heaven's Gate? 831 00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:35,740 However, our second day of activities 832 00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:37,350 proved that Darren's beliefs 833 00:30:37,350 --> 00:30:39,653 were not so contagious. 834 00:30:40,510 --> 00:30:41,343 - Let me tell you! 835 00:30:41,343 --> 00:30:43,363 Do not be afraid of those who can kill 836 00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:45,280 both the body and the soul! 837 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,685 Matthew 10:28. 838 00:30:47,685 --> 00:30:50,580 Do not be afraid of those who can kill the body 839 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:52,704 but cannot kill the soul. - Jesus. 840 00:30:52,704 --> 00:30:54,380 - [Greg] Literally. 841 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:57,180 - [Darren] I mean, you have to admire his tenacity, really. 842 00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:59,810 - [Greg] I don't know if I'd call it tenacity, Darren. 843 00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:01,750 - He's out here defending his beliefs, 844 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:03,638 no matter how controversial. 845 00:31:03,638 --> 00:31:04,800 What would you call it? 846 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,840 I mean, he really reminds me a little bit of... 847 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,108 Wait. - What? 848 00:31:09,108 --> 00:31:10,040 - Wait, wait. 849 00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:10,873 Follow my lead. 850 00:31:10,873 --> 00:31:11,706 - [Greg] Wait, Darren, no. 851 00:31:11,706 --> 00:31:12,830 Come on, don't do this. 852 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:14,440 - Do you believe what I'm saying? 853 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,600 Do you-- - Hold on. Hi. 854 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,780 How's it going? 855 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:18,613 - What is this? 856 00:31:18,613 --> 00:31:20,370 Are you trying to humiliate me for my beliefs? 857 00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:21,203 - Well, no. 858 00:31:21,203 --> 00:31:22,170 No, no, no. Not at all. 859 00:31:22,170 --> 00:31:23,610 I respect what you're doing out here, 860 00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:25,140 standing up for your beliefs like that. 861 00:31:25,140 --> 00:31:26,700 - Don't patronize me. 862 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,533 - No, no, no. 863 00:31:27,533 --> 00:31:28,500 I would not patronize you. 864 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:29,683 I'm a fellow believer. 865 00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:32,060 - You're a fellow believer? 866 00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:33,913 - Well, yes. I do believe. 867 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,600 - A college student 868 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,459 who isn't a radical atheist. 869 00:31:38,459 --> 00:31:40,330 (laughs) All the proof of God that I need. 870 00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:42,435 (Darren laughs) 871 00:31:42,435 --> 00:31:43,780 (Darren clears throat) 872 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:45,520 So what's with the camera? 873 00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,670 - Well, actually I was gonna get to that. 874 00:31:48,670 --> 00:31:49,503 I actually came over here 875 00:31:49,503 --> 00:31:50,973 to give you one of these. 876 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,610 - I'm confused. 877 00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:57,120 Is this... 878 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,650 Did your little brother draw this? 879 00:31:58,650 --> 00:31:59,741 - Well, no, that is... 880 00:31:59,741 --> 00:32:02,320 That's Professor Zardonicus, see? 881 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,400 - Professor what? 882 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,270 - Zardonicus. 883 00:32:04,270 --> 00:32:06,590 I think it might be a Hungarian name. 884 00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:08,060 My friend and I are actually out here 885 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,400 trying to prove his existence. 886 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,860 I was just wondering if you could, 887 00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:12,000 I don't know, keep an eye out, 888 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,430 let us know if you see him. 889 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:15,590 - I mean, this looks like a monster. 890 00:32:15,590 --> 00:32:16,930 - Well, he is. 891 00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:19,470 Not to put too fine a point on it or anything, 892 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:20,980 maybe a creature. 893 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:22,577 Whatever the more politically correct term is. 894 00:32:22,577 --> 00:32:23,760 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 895 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,410 You're trying to get me to believe 896 00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:26,710 in a damn monster? 897 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:27,543 - Well, yeah. 898 00:32:27,543 --> 00:32:29,170 You're a believe, so believe. 899 00:32:29,170 --> 00:32:31,160 - I believe in the Lord! 900 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:31,993 - Okay. 901 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:32,900 So do I. 902 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:33,733 Congratulations! 903 00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:35,440 I've scratched your back. Now scratch mine. 904 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,990 I think that's what Christ would've wanted. 905 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:38,580 - I'm not gonna support this insanity! 906 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:40,292 Do I look like a lunatic to you? 907 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:43,180 - No, you look like an open-minded individual 908 00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:44,483 which is why I approached you 909 00:32:44,483 --> 00:32:45,316 in the first place. - Will you just 910 00:32:45,316 --> 00:32:46,530 leave me alone? 911 00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:47,730 Just go! - Why? 912 00:32:47,730 --> 00:32:48,563 - Go! 913 00:32:48,563 --> 00:32:49,800 Just leave me alone! - You don't believe! 914 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,132 - Darren, let's go. 915 00:32:51,132 --> 00:32:52,030 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 916 00:32:52,030 --> 00:32:53,470 - You believe in nothing. 917 00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:56,420 - [Greg] So, Darren, what do you think went wrong? 918 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:58,310 - Um, I don't know. 919 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,550 It seemed like all the cards 920 00:33:00,550 --> 00:33:02,350 were stacked in our favor, you know? 921 00:33:03,610 --> 00:33:05,510 I approached a like-minded individual 922 00:33:05,510 --> 00:33:08,193 and I guess he didn't believe me. 923 00:33:09,716 --> 00:33:12,970 I thought he might relate to what I was going through 924 00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:16,480 but even if he doesn't believe me, 925 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,840 then who the hell will? 926 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,250 - [Greg] Darren, you don't wanna relate 927 00:33:19,250 --> 00:33:20,270 to guys like him, right? 928 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:22,743 I mean, nobody takes him seriously. 929 00:33:23,780 --> 00:33:26,077 - Greg, there's an old saying 930 00:33:26,077 --> 00:33:28,823 that goes beggars can't be choosers. 931 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,550 You know who the beggar is in this situation? 932 00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:35,313 'Cause it sure as hell isn't him. 933 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:42,950 - [Greg] Hey, Darren, 934 00:33:42,950 --> 00:33:45,600 do you think it might be your approach? 935 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,120 - Do I think what might be my approach? 936 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,023 - [Greg] Why people might not be resonating with you? 937 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,200 - This is just how I am, Greg. 938 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,040 - [Greg] Well, think of it this way. 939 00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,010 So you have regular Christians 940 00:33:57,010 --> 00:34:00,110 and then you have fundamentalist Christians like that guy. 941 00:34:00,110 --> 00:34:02,520 Now, even though these people 942 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,840 basically believe the same kinda stuff, 943 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,940 one is accepted by society 944 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,530 and the other isn't. 945 00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:10,706 So why do you think that is? 946 00:34:10,706 --> 00:34:12,450 - I mean, it could have something to do 947 00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:14,250 with the whole your mom's a whore 948 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,860 and the church knows it signs. 949 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,250 - [Greg] Well, the signs are indicative 950 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,770 of a bigger problem though, right? 951 00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:20,090 They're too blunt. 952 00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:21,923 And I think you're kinda too blunt. 953 00:34:23,590 --> 00:34:24,583 - I'm too blunt? 954 00:34:25,810 --> 00:34:27,040 - [Greg] Well... 955 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,400 So the priests that I had growing up, 956 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,350 they had a certain way of talking about things. 957 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:33,200 Like they eased you into it. 958 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,540 They didn't beat you over the head 959 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,400 with this apocalyptic stuff. 960 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,233 - Okay. 961 00:34:38,233 --> 00:34:41,120 So, I mean, what do I do? 962 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,690 - [Greg] Well, you know, 963 00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:44,833 we could try a PR touch up. 964 00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:48,660 - But I wouldn't even know where to begin. 965 00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:49,493 - I would. 966 00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:52,270 While this wouldn't get us any closer 967 00:34:52,270 --> 00:34:54,380 to proving the existence of Darren's monster, 968 00:34:54,380 --> 00:34:56,070 my curiosity compelled me 969 00:34:56,070 --> 00:34:59,470 to suggest something rather unorthodox 970 00:34:59,470 --> 00:35:02,005 which he thankfully accepted. 971 00:35:02,005 --> 00:35:04,320 - First, just let me say thank you so much 972 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,610 for meeting with me, Father. 973 00:35:05,610 --> 00:35:06,443 - Absolutely. 974 00:35:06,443 --> 00:35:08,120 I'm always happy to talk. 975 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,280 Especially when it's about something urgent, as you put it. 976 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,020 - Yes, I would say it's urgent. 977 00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:16,920 I was actually hoping to get some advice. 978 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:19,980 - You know, it's not often that someone your age 979 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:22,200 comes to me for spiritual advice. 980 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,670 It's... 981 00:35:23,670 --> 00:35:25,920 Honestly, it's quite touching for me. 982 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,100 - Well, you know, it is spiritual 983 00:35:29,100 --> 00:35:31,810 but at the same time it isn't. 984 00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:33,640 You know what I mean? 985 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,660 - No, I'm sorry. I don't follow. 986 00:35:36,660 --> 00:35:37,713 - Let me rephrase. 987 00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:42,740 I'm actually thinking of becoming an ordained minister. 988 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,270 - Oh. 989 00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:45,290 Well, that's wonderful. 990 00:35:45,290 --> 00:35:48,050 - Yeah, but I was hoping you could help me 991 00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:51,560 with the approach to the more personable side of priesthood. 992 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,393 - Personable? 993 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,140 - Well, maybe I phrased it weird. 994 00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:57,770 What I meant was, 995 00:35:57,770 --> 00:36:00,040 when I preach the word, 996 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,630 I'm met with scorn and mockery. 997 00:36:02,630 --> 00:36:04,290 - Oh, speak no more. 998 00:36:04,290 --> 00:36:07,480 Everybody in the church is in the exact same boat. 999 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,840 - Well, yeah, that's the thing though. 1000 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,770 You guys have a boat. 1001 00:36:10,770 --> 00:36:12,840 I'm kind of floundering at sea here. 1002 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,533 I mean, how do you get your word to resonate with people? 1003 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:21,243 - Well, that's a difficult question because-- 1004 00:36:21,243 --> 00:36:22,670 - Oh, just a second. 1005 00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:23,720 I brought a notebook. 1006 00:36:25,204 --> 00:36:27,400 I'm gonna take some notes, you know. 1007 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:31,510 - Faith means different things to different people. 1008 00:36:31,510 --> 00:36:34,950 But I think it's also important to keep in mind 1009 00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:37,880 that you're asking people to take a leap 1010 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,230 and people don't leap out of fear. 1011 00:36:41,230 --> 00:36:42,763 It only paralyzes them. 1012 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,560 It has to be for love. 1013 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:50,320 And you have to make people understand 1014 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,730 or to guide them to the understanding 1015 00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:57,550 that to worship God and to accept Him, 1016 00:36:57,550 --> 00:36:59,410 is to be loved. 1017 00:36:59,410 --> 00:37:00,960 - That's amazing. 1018 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,960 That, really, that's fantastic. 1019 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:04,220 - Thank you. 1020 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:05,960 But it's also important to keep in mind 1021 00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,690 that it's not just about faith-- 1022 00:37:07,690 --> 00:37:09,610 - How do you make people believe 1023 00:37:09,610 --> 00:37:12,040 in the whole resurrection thing? 1024 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,340 That seems like kind of a big pill to swallow. 1025 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,483 - Um. (stutters) 1026 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,680 - Wow. They really knew their stuff, huh? 1027 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,130 - What'd I tell you? 1028 00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:26,160 - Look, I don't know what to do with this information, 1029 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,740 but when I find out it's gonna be like, 1030 00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:30,220 look out Professor, here I come! 1031 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:31,680 - Well, just follow the model, right? 1032 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,090 - Yeah but, I mean, where am I gonna find my crowd? 1033 00:37:35,090 --> 00:37:36,390 - [Greg] Wherever you can. 1034 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,261 The resulting solution was drastic 1035 00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,883 to say the least. 1036 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,410 - That it does not cast their sunlight 1037 00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:48,023 in the Garden of Eden. 1038 00:37:49,859 --> 00:37:51,120 - [Greg] You nervous, Darren? 1039 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,380 - What? 1040 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:54,000 - [Greg] Just asking if you're nervous. 1041 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,310 - I mean, a little bit but, you know, 1042 00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:59,800 I did theater in high school, so. 1043 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:00,633 - [Greg] Like what? 1044 00:38:00,633 --> 00:38:03,201 - You know, "King Lear", "Hamlet", "Macbeth", all the-- 1045 00:38:03,201 --> 00:38:04,034 - Shh! 1046 00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:08,190 - What the fuck? 1047 00:38:08,190 --> 00:38:09,980 - [Greg] You're not supposed to say 1048 00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:11,367 the name of the play. 1049 00:38:11,367 --> 00:38:12,390 - Superstitious much? 1050 00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:13,223 All I said was "Macbeth". 1051 00:38:13,223 --> 00:38:15,720 - [Greg] But there's a curse around "Macbeth". 1052 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:16,553 That's the idea. 1053 00:38:16,553 --> 00:38:17,960 That's why people get upset. 1054 00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,478 - So, what? I shouldn't say "Macbeth" anymore? 1055 00:38:19,478 --> 00:38:20,395 - No. - Shh! 1056 00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:22,698 - Fine, I'll stop saying "Macbeth". 1057 00:38:22,698 --> 00:38:23,740 Is that what you want? 1058 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:25,340 - [Greg] Just say the Scottish play instead. 1059 00:38:25,340 --> 00:38:26,371 - What? 1060 00:38:26,371 --> 00:38:27,204 - [Greg] The Scottish play. 1061 00:38:27,204 --> 00:38:28,680 Say that instead. - I'm talking about "Macbeth". 1062 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,920 I'm not talking about a Scottish play. 1063 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,000 What are you talking about? 1064 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:35,890 - I say hate is the ancient theme run afoul 1065 00:38:35,890 --> 00:38:37,533 in mankind's passage. 1066 00:38:38,510 --> 00:38:43,163 - [Greg] Darren, I'm having second thoughts about this. 1067 00:38:44,170 --> 00:38:45,500 - I'm the one that's going out there on stage. 1068 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:46,749 You're just filming it. 1069 00:38:46,749 --> 00:38:48,585 - [Greg] Yeah, I just... 1070 00:38:48,585 --> 00:38:51,780 It seemed like an interesting idea at the time 1071 00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:54,990 but being here, I don't know how you're gonna come across. 1072 00:38:54,990 --> 00:38:56,791 - Come across? 1073 00:38:56,791 --> 00:38:58,663 This audience right here? 1074 00:38:59,940 --> 00:39:02,470 They're built around acceptance 1075 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:04,463 and never ending love. 1076 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,870 They want the truth to come out, right? 1077 00:39:06,870 --> 00:39:07,830 I mean, that's what they're-- 1078 00:39:07,830 --> 00:39:08,820 - [Greg] When they're saying coming out 1079 00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:10,180 they're talking about something different. 1080 00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,013 - Listen, Greg. 1081 00:39:11,013 --> 00:39:12,330 I think you're over analyzing this. 1082 00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:14,697 These people are very accepting, all right? 1083 00:39:14,697 --> 00:39:17,670 They embrace everyone with open arms. 1084 00:39:17,670 --> 00:39:19,430 They're gonna embrace a creature 1085 00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:21,380 who's been locked away by society, 1086 00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:23,190 who's been put in a corner, 1087 00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:25,880 who's been seen as a monster. 1088 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,107 - Yet you force me to look away from you. 1089 00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:32,277 (audience applauding) 1090 00:39:32,277 --> 00:39:35,527 (Darren clears throat) 1091 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:45,300 - Hi, everyone. 1092 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,890 Thank you so much for coming out. 1093 00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:49,260 My name is Darren. 1094 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:52,890 And I wanna share something with you guys tonight. 1095 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,160 You see, because there's someone 1096 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,970 very near and dear to my heart 1097 00:39:56,970 --> 00:39:59,190 that needs to come out to the world, 1098 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:02,644 that needs accepting people such as you. 1099 00:40:02,644 --> 00:40:07,644 And of course, I'm talking about Professor Zardonicus. 1100 00:40:07,870 --> 00:40:09,100 Yes, that's right. 1101 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:11,090 Professor Zardonicus. 1102 00:40:11,090 --> 00:40:16,090 The secret of this university for the past 50 years. 1103 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,880 He has been the subject 1104 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:22,880 of cynicism and skepticism, mockery, and scorn, 1105 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,180 because we've been misunderstanding him. 1106 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:28,160 Oh, we've been all wrong. 1107 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,120 You see, because Professor Zardonicus 1108 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,470 is not a creature who's driven by fear. 1109 00:40:33,470 --> 00:40:36,460 But instead, driven by love. 1110 00:40:36,460 --> 00:40:39,360 He needs us to find him 1111 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,180 because only by finding Professor Zardonicus 1112 00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:44,630 can we truly find ourselves. 1113 00:40:44,630 --> 00:40:46,170 I'm here today to tell you 1114 00:40:46,170 --> 00:40:49,670 that Professor Zardonicus has only remained in the shadows 1115 00:40:49,670 --> 00:40:52,270 because we have not made a space for him 1116 00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:55,340 in our heart and souls. 1117 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:57,952 For the begotten are not the beloved. 1118 00:40:57,952 --> 00:40:59,860 - Shut up! - Because the beloved 1119 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,360 are those who believe 1120 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,108 in Professor Zardonicus. - Boo! 1121 00:41:03,108 --> 00:41:04,870 (audience jeering) - Would you stop? 1122 00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:06,210 I'm not done! 1123 00:41:06,210 --> 00:41:07,453 I'm not done yet! 1124 00:41:08,361 --> 00:41:09,680 I'm not done yet! 1125 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,186 I wasn't done! 1126 00:41:11,186 --> 00:41:13,417 You're supposed to be accepting people! 1127 00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:14,796 I wasn't done yet! 1128 00:41:14,796 --> 00:41:16,530 I wasn't done yet. 1129 00:41:16,530 --> 00:41:18,540 See, Greg? That's what happens! 1130 00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:20,647 That's what happens when you try to put yourself out there 1131 00:41:20,647 --> 00:41:22,450 and get people to believe in something 1132 00:41:22,450 --> 00:41:23,790 that hasn't been fucking programmed 1133 00:41:23,790 --> 00:41:24,874 into their minds since birth! 1134 00:41:24,874 --> 00:41:25,917 - [Greg] Darren, it's okay. 1135 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,750 - No, it's not okay, Greg! 1136 00:41:27,750 --> 00:41:28,583 It's not okay! 1137 00:41:28,583 --> 00:41:29,770 They kicked me off the stage. 1138 00:41:29,770 --> 00:41:31,310 I had five fucking pages left 1139 00:41:31,310 --> 00:41:32,330 and they kicked me off the stage 1140 00:41:32,330 --> 00:41:33,620 like my opinion didn't matter! 1141 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:36,100 - [Greg] Maybe that's because an LGBT poetry slam 1142 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,110 isn't the best platform-- 1143 00:41:37,110 --> 00:41:38,910 - That was your idea, Greg! 1144 00:41:38,910 --> 00:41:40,470 That was your fucking idea! 1145 00:41:40,470 --> 00:41:42,315 - [Greg] It was a joke. 1146 00:41:42,315 --> 00:41:43,396 It was a joke! 1147 00:41:43,396 --> 00:41:46,146 (Darren sobbing) 1148 00:41:55,327 --> 00:41:57,177 - [Darren] I just don't get it, Greg. 1149 00:41:58,718 --> 00:42:00,223 - [Greg] You don't get what? 1150 00:42:08,166 --> 00:42:10,257 - Has it ever occurred to you 1151 00:42:10,257 --> 00:42:12,836 that the right place and time 1152 00:42:12,836 --> 00:42:15,586 is the only difference between a mad man and a prophet? 1153 00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:21,473 - [Greg] I don't know about that. 1154 00:42:27,110 --> 00:42:29,060 - Professor Zardonicus deserves better. 1155 00:42:32,990 --> 00:42:35,240 He deserves better than these fucking people. 1156 00:42:38,310 --> 00:42:39,143 - Okay. 1157 00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,810 Upset as he was about the poetry night debacle, 1158 00:42:46,810 --> 00:42:48,480 Darren found that the event had in fact 1159 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,350 succeeded in raising his profile. 1160 00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:51,500 So he was invited... 1161 00:42:52,730 --> 00:42:55,590 Um, kinda doing something. 1162 00:42:55,590 --> 00:42:57,030 - [Rachel] Are you ready to go? 1163 00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:57,863 - To what? 1164 00:42:58,830 --> 00:43:01,017 - [Rachel] To Mark's birthday party. 1165 00:43:01,017 --> 00:43:02,430 Greg, you said we were gonna go. 1166 00:43:02,430 --> 00:43:03,263 - Okay. 1167 00:43:03,263 --> 00:43:04,100 I mean, you said you were gonna go. 1168 00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,173 I said I was thinking about going. 1169 00:43:05,173 --> 00:43:07,240 - [Rachel] Greg, I asked you about this last week 1170 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,580 and you said yes. 1171 00:43:08,580 --> 00:43:11,070 - Okay, I don't remember saying that, so. 1172 00:43:11,070 --> 00:43:13,070 - [Rachel] God, what is with you right now? 1173 00:43:13,070 --> 00:43:13,903 It's happened three 1174 00:43:13,903 --> 00:43:14,963 times this week. - What's with me right now? 1175 00:43:14,963 --> 00:43:16,660 Like, can you not see what's with me right now? 1176 00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,990 - [Rachel] Yes, and I can't depend on you anymore. 1177 00:43:18,990 --> 00:43:20,460 - You can't depend on me 1178 00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:22,640 to go to a birthday party 1179 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,106 to a guy that I barely fucking know. 1180 00:43:25,106 --> 00:43:25,939 - You're making commitments 1181 00:43:25,939 --> 00:43:27,527 and then you're dropping them and it makes me 1182 00:43:27,527 --> 00:43:28,966 feel like shit. - That's my commitment. 1183 00:43:28,966 --> 00:43:30,510 That's my commitment. 1184 00:43:30,510 --> 00:43:31,343 - Okay. 1185 00:43:31,343 --> 00:43:32,176 - [Greg] Do you want me to get an A or not? 1186 00:43:32,176 --> 00:43:33,009 That's worth 25% 1187 00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:34,595 of my final grade. - So, what is this? 1188 00:43:34,595 --> 00:43:35,428 - [Greg] What? 1189 00:43:35,428 --> 00:43:37,170 - Is this not a commitment? 1190 00:43:37,170 --> 00:43:38,580 This is your grade, okay, I get it. 1191 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:40,420 But what else, is it really helping you, 1192 00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:43,540 this documentary, this Professor Zardonicus bullshit? 1193 00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:45,430 You're chasing a monster. It's not real. 1194 00:43:45,430 --> 00:43:46,940 - Before I didn't work hard enough 1195 00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:49,330 and now I word too hard. 1196 00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:51,080 You can either complain about me-- 1197 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,370 - Greg, that's work. - Watching movies and 1198 00:43:52,370 --> 00:43:53,750 playing video games all day 1199 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:54,759 or you can complain about me going 1200 00:43:54,759 --> 00:43:55,592 not going to parties. - This isn't work. 1201 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:56,425 What is this? 1202 00:43:56,425 --> 00:43:57,422 You're talking about a monster 1203 00:43:57,422 --> 00:43:58,903 that doesn't exist, Greg. - You gotta choose one. 1204 00:43:59,830 --> 00:44:02,760 This project exists. 1205 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,040 That should be good enough for you. 1206 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,090 It's good enough for me. 1207 00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:07,893 So just go to the party. 1208 00:44:09,410 --> 00:44:10,243 - Great. 1209 00:44:11,987 --> 00:44:14,522 All right, it would be great if you were there but-- 1210 00:44:14,522 --> 00:44:16,318 - Yeah, whatever. 1211 00:44:16,318 --> 00:44:18,493 - [Rachel] All right. 1212 00:44:18,493 --> 00:44:20,010 - Tell Mark I said hi. 1213 00:44:20,010 --> 00:44:20,843 - [Rachel] Sure. 1214 00:44:24,603 --> 00:44:25,436 - Fuck. 1215 00:44:34,507 --> 00:44:37,590 (Greg clears throat) 1216 00:44:40,110 --> 00:44:42,140 After Darren's video went viral, 1217 00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:45,130 he was invited to an interview 1218 00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:47,950 at the official university radio station 1219 00:44:47,950 --> 00:44:51,250 and the results were to be expected. 1220 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,083 - All right, everybody. 1221 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,100 Welcome back to the show. 1222 00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:54,570 You know what station you're at. 1223 00:44:54,570 --> 00:44:56,280 It's your host, Keegan Michaels, 1224 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,250 bringing you the latest campus news. 1225 00:44:58,250 --> 00:45:01,621 Joining me is a very special guest. 1226 00:45:01,621 --> 00:45:03,560 You know that one weird dude 1227 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,410 who crashed the poetry slam? 1228 00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:09,360 It's our university's very own Darren Mitchell. 1229 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,300 Darren, how are you doing today? 1230 00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:12,600 - Well, I'm doing all right, Keegan. 1231 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,540 Thank you for asking. 1232 00:45:13,540 --> 00:45:14,940 - It's customary. 1233 00:45:14,940 --> 00:45:16,810 What I really wanted to know and get to 1234 00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:18,830 was more along the lines of 1235 00:45:18,830 --> 00:45:21,110 what the hell were you thinking that night? 1236 00:45:21,110 --> 00:45:23,610 - Um, well. (clears throat) 1237 00:45:23,610 --> 00:45:26,170 You see, that was a night of expression 1238 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,670 and I got up on that stage to express myself. 1239 00:45:29,670 --> 00:45:32,350 - No, everybody else was expressing themselves. 1240 00:45:32,350 --> 00:45:34,480 What you did was you stole the spotlight 1241 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,110 away from people who were sharing their experiences 1242 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:40,570 as members of the LGBT community 1243 00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:42,470 to talk some bullshit about a monster. 1244 00:45:42,470 --> 00:45:46,570 - Well, okay, Professor Zardonicus is not a monster. 1245 00:45:46,570 --> 00:45:48,440 Hitler was a monster. 1246 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,110 Would you compare the victim 1247 00:45:50,110 --> 00:45:53,056 of a horrific prank to Adolf Hitler? 1248 00:45:53,056 --> 00:45:53,889 (Keegan sighs) 1249 00:45:53,889 --> 00:45:54,810 - Okay. 1250 00:45:54,810 --> 00:45:57,030 You are a grown ass man. - I am. 1251 00:45:57,030 --> 00:45:58,890 - A student of this university 1252 00:45:58,890 --> 00:46:01,950 who would rather choose to spend his time 1253 00:46:01,950 --> 00:46:03,840 talking about the Boogie Man. 1254 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,700 - Yes, because there are just so many similarities 1255 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:09,670 between the Boogie Man and Professor Zardonicus, right? 1256 00:46:09,670 --> 00:46:12,890 - Which are figments of your imagination, so. 1257 00:46:12,890 --> 00:46:14,290 - Tell me something, Keegan. 1258 00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:18,620 Have you ever met your great great grandfather? 1259 00:46:18,620 --> 00:46:19,880 - Um-- - Let me stop you right there. 1260 00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,320 You haven't. 1261 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,860 Does that make him a figment of your imagination? 1262 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:25,570 Does that make him not real? 1263 00:46:25,570 --> 00:46:27,870 - Darren, the fact that we have a cameraman 1264 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:30,840 recording this whole thing clearly makes it obvious 1265 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,500 that you're just looking for attention. 1266 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,640 - Well, you're the one with a radio station, Keegan. 1267 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,430 Are you just looking for attention? 1268 00:46:37,430 --> 00:46:39,530 - No, I'm looking for a story. 1269 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:40,890 - So am I. 1270 00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:43,200 Just because my story doesn't align 1271 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,050 with societal norms, 1272 00:46:45,050 --> 00:46:47,080 doesn't mean that it's not worth telling 1273 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,393 or that it's not true. 1274 00:46:50,488 --> 00:46:52,810 - Let's go to our student body. 1275 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,980 Everyone, I want you to call in 1276 00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,030 and tell me what you think on the matter. 1277 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,680 You're on the air with Keegan. 1278 00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,010 To whom am I speaking? 1279 00:47:01,010 --> 00:47:03,440 - [Casey] Hi, Keegan. My name is Casey. 1280 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:04,770 I'm a junior. 1281 00:47:04,770 --> 00:47:06,780 - Nice to be talking to you, Casey. 1282 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,590 Tell me, what are your thoughts about this whole thing? 1283 00:47:09,590 --> 00:47:11,560 - [Casey] Well, let's give the benefit of the doubt 1284 00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,000 and say this guy really believes in Professor Zardonicus. 1285 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,940 What I have to ask is how is what you're doing 1286 00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:19,680 even getting closer to proving that? 1287 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,120 - You don't think I'm doing a good job, Casey? 1288 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,740 - [Casey] I don't even think you're trying, honestly. 1289 00:47:24,740 --> 00:47:26,480 All you do is harass people 1290 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,280 and you expect us to take you on your word? 1291 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,140 - How am I harassing people? 1292 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,240 I am out there spreading the word 1293 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,020 about Professor Zardonicus. 1294 00:47:35,020 --> 00:47:37,930 I am making people aware of a creature 1295 00:47:37,930 --> 00:47:40,220 that stalks this campus. 1296 00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:41,750 If people are aware, 1297 00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:43,443 they can find him. 1298 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,730 I don't know how else to explain this to you, Casey. 1299 00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:48,170 How am I not coming across? 1300 00:47:48,170 --> 00:47:50,170 - [Casey] Honestly, I think you're just dodging. 1301 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:51,458 I think you're not going after him 1302 00:47:51,458 --> 00:47:53,150 because, like the guy said, 1303 00:47:53,150 --> 00:47:56,220 you want attention more than you want this truth. 1304 00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:57,490 Why aren't you going out there 1305 00:47:57,490 --> 00:47:59,227 and really trying to find this thing? 1306 00:47:59,227 --> 00:48:01,440 And why don't you find other witnesses? 1307 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:04,300 There has to be somebody else who's seen this thing. 1308 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,670 Can you say that you have actually gotten 1309 00:48:06,670 --> 00:48:08,683 any closer to proving that he's real? 1310 00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:13,360 - [Keegan] Got anything to say, Darren? 1311 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,995 - I mean, um, 1312 00:48:14,995 --> 00:48:19,800 there's just the fact that he's, uh... 1313 00:48:21,207 --> 00:48:22,040 (Keegan laughs) 1314 00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,940 - [Keegan] I think you got him, Casey. 1315 00:48:27,850 --> 00:48:29,460 - So, update. 1316 00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:31,280 Darren has asked me to come out here 1317 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,090 and meet him the middle of the woods. 1318 00:48:34,090 --> 00:48:37,400 Which will surely not end in my violent murder. 1319 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,150 Yeah, so my car broke down 1320 00:48:39,150 --> 00:48:40,500 and now I'm being driven by 1321 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:43,025 the lovely and beautiful Rachel Patten. 1322 00:48:43,025 --> 00:48:44,183 - Shut up. 1323 00:48:44,183 --> 00:48:45,747 - Okay. 1324 00:48:45,747 --> 00:48:46,580 Anyways. 1325 00:48:46,580 --> 00:48:48,450 - This is a really bad idea, by the way. 1326 00:48:48,450 --> 00:48:49,460 - You said that part. 1327 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,110 Since the radio interview 1328 00:48:51,110 --> 00:48:52,770 Darren has not been doing so well. 1329 00:48:52,770 --> 00:48:54,770 He has withdrawn even from me 1330 00:48:54,770 --> 00:48:58,253 and I don't think he talks to anybody else, honestly. 1331 00:48:59,970 --> 00:49:01,340 He only invites me over now 1332 00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:02,980 so I can record random footage 1333 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:04,990 of him researching stuff on his laptop 1334 00:49:04,990 --> 00:49:06,800 and, I don't know, 1335 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,395 like staring out the window. 1336 00:49:08,395 --> 00:49:10,420 - [Rachel] That's a lot of progress. 1337 00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:12,760 - Well, at least today he said 1338 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,880 that something big was gonna go down. 1339 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,128 And I don't think he would hype it up 1340 00:49:16,128 --> 00:49:18,067 without something to show for it. 1341 00:49:18,067 --> 00:49:22,320 - Something to show for it as in your death? 1342 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,290 From what you've talked about, Greg, 1343 00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:26,370 it sounds like he has issues. 1344 00:49:26,370 --> 00:49:29,163 Like real, real issues. 1345 00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:32,590 - He's kind of out there 1346 00:49:32,590 --> 00:49:34,020 and he's a little forward. 1347 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:35,457 - He's kind of out there? 1348 00:49:35,457 --> 00:49:36,760 - He's, okay-- - Greg. 1349 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,157 - I don't know if he's insane, 1350 00:49:38,157 --> 00:49:38,990 if that's what you're getting at. 1351 00:49:38,990 --> 00:49:42,010 - You don't know anything about him, Greg. 1352 00:49:42,010 --> 00:49:43,720 You don't know where he came from, 1353 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:44,890 about his parents. 1354 00:49:44,890 --> 00:49:48,580 You have no idea about anything. 1355 00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:51,390 - I know he's not dangerous, okay? 1356 00:49:51,390 --> 00:49:52,573 And that's like the important thing, right? 1357 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:54,773 - I'm not talking about him being dangerous. 1358 00:49:55,950 --> 00:49:57,163 - Then what are you talking about? 1359 00:49:57,163 --> 00:49:57,996 - I... 1360 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,571 It sounds like you're taking advantage of him. 1361 00:50:01,571 --> 00:50:02,871 - Taking advantage of him? 1362 00:50:04,620 --> 00:50:06,738 What, like he's not taking advantage of me? 1363 00:50:06,738 --> 00:50:08,073 - Shut up, Greg. 1364 00:50:09,138 --> 00:50:09,971 - Okay. 1365 00:50:11,370 --> 00:50:12,393 - If I were you, 1366 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:16,090 I would at least try to figure out 1367 00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:18,540 what it is I'm dealing with. 1368 00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:22,770 - How would you approach that? 1369 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:24,314 - I don't know, Greg. 1370 00:50:24,314 --> 00:50:26,243 You're the one making a documentary. 1371 00:50:31,593 --> 00:50:34,392 (Greg sighs) 1372 00:50:34,392 --> 00:50:35,946 This is it. 1373 00:50:35,946 --> 00:50:37,696 - [Greg] There he is. 1374 00:50:39,263 --> 00:50:40,750 - Hey, hey, guys. 1375 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,100 Glad you could make it all the way out here. 1376 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,604 - Yeah. - Absolutely, man. 1377 00:50:43,604 --> 00:50:44,810 - [Rachel] We haven't actually met. 1378 00:50:44,810 --> 00:50:46,270 I'm Rachel, Greg's girlfriend. 1379 00:50:46,270 --> 00:50:47,883 - Hi. Nice to meet you. 1380 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,790 Thank you for letting me steal him away again. 1381 00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:53,280 - Yeah, just make sure you bring him home alive. 1382 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,745 It's his turn to do the dishes tonight. 1383 00:50:54,745 --> 00:50:55,874 (Darren laughs) - Oh, come on. 1384 00:50:55,874 --> 00:50:57,663 You know I'm not gonna do the dishes. 1385 00:50:58,580 --> 00:50:59,670 - Yeah, we're just, 1386 00:50:59,670 --> 00:51:00,503 we're just gonna hang out. 1387 00:51:00,503 --> 00:51:02,750 You know, maybe uncover the existence 1388 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:05,650 of some humanoid type create, right, Greg? 1389 00:51:05,650 --> 00:51:06,483 - [Greg] Yeah! 1390 00:51:07,900 --> 00:51:09,040 - Yeah. - Sweet. 1391 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,201 - [Greg] Well, yeah, thanks for the ride, babe. 1392 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:11,800 - Get to it. Of course. - Yeah, thanks, babe. 1393 00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:12,680 Thank you. 1394 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:13,513 Thank you. 1395 00:51:13,513 --> 00:51:15,360 (Darren and Rachel laugh nervously) 1396 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,713 She was pretty nice. 1397 00:51:17,898 --> 00:51:19,083 Rachel, I mean. 1398 00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:21,610 - [Greg] Yeah, I would say so. 1399 00:51:21,610 --> 00:51:23,783 - How long have you two been going out? 1400 00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:26,630 - [Greg] I guess it's been about three years. 1401 00:51:26,630 --> 00:51:29,340 We started dating back when we were freshmen, so. 1402 00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:30,470 - Nice. 1403 00:51:30,470 --> 00:51:31,303 Nice. 1404 00:51:31,303 --> 00:51:33,540 You know, I didn't wanna say anything back there 1405 00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:37,133 but uh, my last girlfriend was actually named Rachel. 1406 00:51:38,650 --> 00:51:39,730 - [Greg] Oh yeah? 1407 00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:40,563 - Yeah. 1408 00:51:40,563 --> 00:51:41,740 I wish I had more to say about her 1409 00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:43,913 but, uh, that's about it. 1410 00:51:44,972 --> 00:51:46,670 - [Greg] Why? It didn't end very well? 1411 00:51:46,670 --> 00:51:49,100 - I mean, relatively to what? The Hindenburg disaster? 1412 00:51:49,100 --> 00:51:49,933 (chuckles) 1413 00:51:49,933 --> 00:51:52,023 No, I think it was okay compared to that. 1414 00:51:53,018 --> 00:51:54,412 - [Greg] Well, if you don't mind my asking, 1415 00:51:54,412 --> 00:51:55,323 what happened? 1416 00:51:57,190 --> 00:51:59,320 - You know, the normal relationship stuff. 1417 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,650 She says she wants honesty and openness, 1418 00:52:02,650 --> 00:52:04,723 that she wants to know the truth. 1419 00:52:04,723 --> 00:52:06,800 But when I try to tell her the truth... 1420 00:52:10,452 --> 00:52:13,333 It's not always easy getting what you want, Greg. 1421 00:52:16,190 --> 00:52:19,937 - [Greg] Was this truth Professor Zardonicus related? 1422 00:52:19,937 --> 00:52:22,540 (Darren sighs) 1423 00:52:22,540 --> 00:52:23,892 - Yeah. 1424 00:52:23,892 --> 00:52:24,725 It was. 1425 00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:26,493 - [Greg] Oh. 1426 00:52:27,530 --> 00:52:29,020 Uh, Darren? 1427 00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:30,190 How much further do we got? 1428 00:52:30,190 --> 00:52:31,977 - [Darren] Not much further, honestly. 1429 00:52:31,977 --> 00:52:33,560 - [Greg] You said that last time though. 1430 00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,010 - [Darren] Okay, well time is a subjective thing, Greg. 1431 00:52:36,010 --> 00:52:37,170 I don't know what you want me to say. 1432 00:52:37,170 --> 00:52:38,003 - [Greg] That's your answer? 1433 00:52:38,003 --> 00:52:39,080 That time is subjective? 1434 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:39,913 - Yes. 1435 00:52:39,913 --> 00:52:41,250 - [Greg] No, we have clocks, Darren. 1436 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:42,420 They measure time. 1437 00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:45,260 - Okay, look, it's just a little bit further, I promise. 1438 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:46,730 Now, please, can we just keep moving? 1439 00:52:46,730 --> 00:52:48,120 There's thorns in this part. 1440 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,540 - [Greg] Yeah, uh, look. 1441 00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:50,797 I didn't really sign up for this 1442 00:52:50,797 --> 00:52:52,210 "Blair Witch" shit, all right? 1443 00:52:52,210 --> 00:52:53,480 - [Darren] I don't know what that is. 1444 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,313 - [Greg] What? 1445 00:52:54,313 --> 00:52:55,907 - You watched in like film class or something? 1446 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:57,487 - [Greg] No, it's iconic, Darren. 1447 00:52:57,487 --> 00:52:59,730 What are you talking about? 1448 00:52:59,730 --> 00:53:00,980 - Well, it's not that iconic. 1449 00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:02,390 I haven't heard of it. 1450 00:53:02,390 --> 00:53:04,410 - [Greg] Oh, what? You're a connoisseur? 1451 00:53:04,410 --> 00:53:06,450 You're the fucking arbiter of culture? 1452 00:53:06,450 --> 00:53:08,180 - [Darren] I don't know what you're trying to say, Greg, 1453 00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:09,490 but I haven't seen that movie 1454 00:53:09,490 --> 00:53:11,424 so it must not be very good. 1455 00:53:11,424 --> 00:53:13,270 (Darren grunts) 1456 00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:14,260 - [Greg] You good? 1457 00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:15,520 - Yeah, come on. 1458 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,353 - [Greg] Okay. 1459 00:53:17,481 --> 00:53:18,314 Goddammit. 1460 00:53:18,314 --> 00:53:19,620 Do you even know where we're going? 1461 00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:20,810 - Of course I know where we're going. 1462 00:53:20,810 --> 00:53:22,980 We gotta take a right up here. 1463 00:53:22,980 --> 00:53:24,287 Take a right. 1464 00:53:24,287 --> 00:53:26,100 - [Greg] That's going straight. 1465 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:27,520 You're going straight. 1466 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,129 - Straight to the right. 1467 00:53:29,129 --> 00:53:31,795 You gotta climb-- - The fuck are you doing? 1468 00:53:31,795 --> 00:53:33,593 Whoa, are you okay? - Don't fall. 1469 00:53:33,593 --> 00:53:34,930 Don't fall like me, Greg. 1470 00:53:34,930 --> 00:53:35,763 There's thorns everywhere. 1471 00:53:35,763 --> 00:53:37,350 - [Greg] Why are you climbing a tree? 1472 00:53:37,350 --> 00:53:39,750 Okay, Darren, can we just stop for a second? 1473 00:53:39,750 --> 00:53:41,750 - Stop? We can't stop, Greg. 1474 00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,960 It's gonna get dark if we don't hurry up. 1475 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:45,969 - [Greg] I'm just getting a little overwhelmed. 1476 00:53:45,969 --> 00:53:47,967 There's a lot of mosquitoes. - It's fine. 1477 00:53:47,967 --> 00:53:50,170 Just follow me. - A lot of branches. 1478 00:53:50,170 --> 00:53:52,210 A lot of shit around. - Greg. 1479 00:53:52,210 --> 00:53:53,260 Follow me. 1480 00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:54,640 We're gonna take a right up ahead 1481 00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:56,510 and everything's gonna be fine. 1482 00:53:56,510 --> 00:53:57,343 Just come on. 1483 00:53:59,390 --> 00:54:00,683 - [Greg] Fuck. Okay. 1484 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,320 - Watch out. 1485 00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:04,710 Bear hole. 1486 00:54:04,710 --> 00:54:05,630 - [Greg] What? 1487 00:54:05,630 --> 00:54:07,000 - Bears dig holes like that. 1488 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,150 They keep their young in them. 1489 00:54:09,150 --> 00:54:10,440 - [Greg] Darren, how much do you actually know 1490 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,350 about wildlife? 1491 00:54:11,350 --> 00:54:12,710 - I know quite a bit. 1492 00:54:12,710 --> 00:54:14,770 I've read quite a few books on bears. 1493 00:54:14,770 --> 00:54:15,640 - [Greg] Did you say you've written 1494 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,960 quite a few books on bears? 1495 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:17,793 - Read. 1496 00:54:17,793 --> 00:54:20,390 - [Greg] You totally fucking said you wrote them. 1497 00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:21,830 - I said I've written, Greg? 1498 00:54:21,830 --> 00:54:22,698 Learn to speak before you-- - You said you written-- 1499 00:54:22,698 --> 00:54:24,698 - Accuse me. - Shut the fuck up and go. 1500 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,893 - [Darren] Hey, why'd you stop recording? 1501 00:54:29,890 --> 00:54:31,490 - Because I'm tired. 1502 00:54:31,490 --> 00:54:32,980 - [Darren] Well, yeah, I'm tired too, Greg. 1503 00:54:32,980 --> 00:54:35,020 But that doesn't mean you stop recording. 1504 00:54:35,020 --> 00:54:37,310 We're on the search for the truth here. 1505 00:54:37,310 --> 00:54:38,820 Of course it's gonna be tiring work. 1506 00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:39,687 I mean, we've been walking around for-- 1507 00:54:39,687 --> 00:54:41,743 - You know, I have a test coming up 1508 00:54:41,743 --> 00:54:43,290 that I could be studying for? 1509 00:54:43,290 --> 00:54:45,440 - [Darren] Oh, I'm sorry. You have a test. 1510 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,770 I didn't realize that was more important 1511 00:54:46,770 --> 00:54:48,228 than the life and safety 1512 00:54:48,228 --> 00:54:49,540 of people on our campus. - Yeah instead of studying 1513 00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:51,920 I'm out here lost in the middle of the woods with you. 1514 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,600 - [Darren] Okay, we're not lost, Greg. 1515 00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:54,490 I told you that. - Yes, we are. 1516 00:54:54,490 --> 00:54:56,260 - We are not lost. - Yes, we are! 1517 00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,280 - [Darren] We took a right 1518 00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,760 when we should've taken a left. 1519 00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,909 - What the fuck does that mean? 1520 00:54:59,909 --> 00:55:00,742 We're in the woods! - That means that 1521 00:55:00,742 --> 00:55:01,840 we're not lost. 1522 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:03,710 Do you know who's really lost, Greg? 1523 00:55:03,710 --> 00:55:04,543 - Don't say it. 1524 00:55:04,543 --> 00:55:05,590 Don't fucking. No. - The real lost people-- 1525 00:55:05,590 --> 00:55:06,878 - No, not this shit. - Are the people 1526 00:55:06,878 --> 00:55:09,240 that don't believe in Professor Zardonicus. 1527 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,350 The truth that's right there in front of them. 1528 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:13,970 The monster that's been living on their campus 1529 00:55:13,970 --> 00:55:14,890 right under their noses 1530 00:55:14,890 --> 00:55:17,327 and they can't see it. - Rachel was right. 1531 00:55:17,327 --> 00:55:18,851 How about that? 1532 00:55:18,851 --> 00:55:19,684 - [Darren] What does that even... 1533 00:55:19,684 --> 00:55:20,517 What do you mean 1534 00:55:20,517 --> 00:55:22,480 Rachel was right? - Figure it out, smart guy. 1535 00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,160 - [Darren] What'd she say about me, Greg? 1536 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:25,573 What are you doing? Stop! 1537 00:55:25,573 --> 00:55:26,406 - What? 1538 00:55:27,390 --> 00:55:28,223 - [Darren] Why are you doing that? 1539 00:55:28,223 --> 00:55:29,110 You don't need your phone right now. 1540 00:55:29,110 --> 00:55:30,997 You need your camera so we can film. 1541 00:55:30,997 --> 00:55:33,140 - No, I need my phone to call my girlfriend 1542 00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:35,090 so she can pick me up and get me out of here. 1543 00:55:35,090 --> 00:55:36,570 - [Darren] We're not done, Greg. 1544 00:55:36,570 --> 00:55:38,177 - I am. Yeah. - You're done? 1545 00:55:38,177 --> 00:55:39,682 - I'm done with this whole fucking thing actually. 1546 00:55:39,682 --> 00:55:40,710 - [Darren] Oh, so you're just, you're leaving? 1547 00:55:40,710 --> 00:55:41,760 Is that what this is? - Yes, I am. 1548 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,370 Yeah. - Fine, you can leave 1549 00:55:43,370 --> 00:55:44,758 but I'm keeping this, all right? 1550 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:45,591 - [Greg] What? 1551 00:55:45,591 --> 00:55:46,485 - I'm keeping this camera. - Wait, hold on. 1552 00:55:46,485 --> 00:55:47,318 Are you serious? - Yes, I'm serious. 1553 00:55:47,318 --> 00:55:48,250 - Give me back my fucking camera! 1554 00:55:48,250 --> 00:55:50,063 - This is my truth. Get back! 1555 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:52,353 Get back or I will drop it. 1556 00:55:54,770 --> 00:55:56,733 This is my truth, Greg. 1557 00:55:57,590 --> 00:55:59,140 You wanna leave? Fine. 1558 00:55:59,140 --> 00:56:00,370 - Fuck. - You leave, 1559 00:56:00,370 --> 00:56:02,150 you go find another subject, 1560 00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:04,780 and then you can go back to your little life 1561 00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:06,230 making little videos 1562 00:56:06,230 --> 00:56:08,133 while everyone you know passes you by. 1563 00:56:11,710 --> 00:56:12,543 - That was... 1564 00:56:13,810 --> 00:56:14,643 Fuck. 1565 00:56:14,643 --> 00:56:16,870 - [Darren] That was, what, the truth, Greg? 1566 00:56:16,870 --> 00:56:18,663 But you're not gonna do that, hmm? 1567 00:56:19,586 --> 00:56:21,010 You're not gonna give up 1568 00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:24,200 because we are this close to finding something 1569 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:28,410 that no one else has even come close to, Greg. 1570 00:56:28,410 --> 00:56:30,374 We're this close to discovering the truth 1571 00:56:30,374 --> 00:56:32,490 and you wanna give up 'cause you're tired, 1572 00:56:32,490 --> 00:56:33,883 because your feet hurt? 1573 00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:36,153 Guess what, Greg? 1574 00:56:36,153 --> 00:56:37,150 The truth doesn't come easy 1575 00:56:37,150 --> 00:56:38,360 and you could have all the glory 1576 00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,410 if you would just walk five more minutes! 1577 00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:48,533 - Okay. 1578 00:56:49,630 --> 00:56:50,790 - [Darren] Okay? 1579 00:56:50,790 --> 00:56:52,970 - That's what I said, yes. 1580 00:56:52,970 --> 00:56:53,803 Fuck. 1581 00:56:53,803 --> 00:56:54,760 - [Darren] Well, stop moping around 1582 00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:56,177 and take your camera. - I'm not moping. 1583 00:56:56,177 --> 00:56:57,415 Give me my camera. 1584 00:56:57,415 --> 00:56:58,680 Do you even know how to use a camera? 1585 00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:00,130 - Watch your step. - I know. 1586 00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:02,790 - There it is. - What? 1587 00:57:02,790 --> 00:57:04,791 - It's actually here. (laughs) 1588 00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,060 - [Greg] What? 1589 00:57:06,060 --> 00:57:08,100 That's what we were looking for? 1590 00:57:08,100 --> 00:57:09,451 A fucking truck in the middle of the woods? 1591 00:57:09,451 --> 00:57:10,284 - No, no, no, no. 1592 00:57:10,284 --> 00:57:11,870 That's what we found. 1593 00:57:11,870 --> 00:57:14,120 We found a truck in the middle of the woods, Greg. 1594 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,290 Come on. 1595 00:57:15,290 --> 00:57:16,960 Mr. Kint! 1596 00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:17,923 Mr. Kint! 1597 00:57:20,190 --> 00:57:21,800 Um, Mr. Kint? 1598 00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,060 - [Greg] Uh, Darren, does he-- 1599 00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:23,950 - Hey! Hey! 1600 00:57:23,950 --> 00:57:25,730 What the hell are you-- - Oh no, Mr. Kint. 1601 00:57:25,730 --> 00:57:26,563 Mr. Kint! 1602 00:57:27,420 --> 00:57:28,947 I'm Darren. We spoke. 1603 00:57:28,947 --> 00:57:32,160 - Wait, you're that kid? 1604 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:35,680 - [Darren] Yeah, you said I could come out to your house. 1605 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,030 - Well, I didn't expect for you to actually show. 1606 00:57:38,030 --> 00:57:39,130 Jesus, kid. 1607 00:57:39,130 --> 00:57:40,000 What the hell is this? 1608 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,840 What, you making a movie or something? 1609 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:42,673 - Oh, no, no. 1610 00:57:42,673 --> 00:57:44,160 This is a documentary. 1611 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,020 I thought I mentioned it to you. 1612 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:47,890 - A documentary? 1613 00:57:47,890 --> 00:57:49,580 Well, I don't know what sorry son of a bitch 1614 00:57:49,580 --> 00:57:51,070 would sign up for this. 1615 00:57:51,070 --> 00:57:51,903 - [Greg] It's okay, sir. 1616 00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:53,723 I'm getting school credit for this. 1617 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,483 - Jesus fucking Christ. 1618 00:57:58,430 --> 00:57:59,900 Kids would suck their own dicks 1619 00:57:59,900 --> 00:58:02,470 for school credit these days. 1620 00:58:02,470 --> 00:58:03,700 All right, don't just stand there 1621 00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:04,800 with your thumbs up your ass. 1622 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:06,733 Come on. Let's do this thing. 1623 00:58:07,870 --> 00:58:08,703 - [Greg] Darren. 1624 00:58:08,703 --> 00:58:09,536 - What? 1625 00:58:09,536 --> 00:58:11,220 - [Greg] What the fuck have you gotten us into? 1626 00:58:11,220 --> 00:58:12,100 - What I've gotten us into? 1627 00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:13,370 I've gotten us Herb. 1628 00:58:13,370 --> 00:58:14,203 What do you mean what have I 1629 00:58:14,203 --> 00:58:15,036 gotten us into? - Who is Herb? 1630 00:58:15,036 --> 00:58:16,190 How did you even find him? 1631 00:58:16,190 --> 00:58:18,130 - Um, it's called the internet, Greg. 1632 00:58:18,130 --> 00:58:18,963 Have you heard of it? 1633 00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:22,720 - So, what did you have in mind, kid? 1634 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:26,420 - Oh, just a typical interview. 1635 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:29,370 Maybe those two chairs over there somewhere. 1636 00:58:29,370 --> 00:58:30,220 - All right. 1637 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,783 - [Darren] Yeah, that'd be great. Thank you. 1638 00:58:33,690 --> 00:58:34,810 - Darren? - Yeah? 1639 00:58:34,810 --> 00:58:36,390 - [Greg] I know you're not a film student, 1640 00:58:36,390 --> 00:58:38,150 but how are you gonna do an interview 1641 00:58:38,150 --> 00:58:39,710 with only one camera? 1642 00:58:39,710 --> 00:58:41,040 - Oh, that's the thing, Greg. 1643 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,650 We don't just have one camera. (laughs) 1644 00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:45,110 - Dude. 1645 00:58:45,110 --> 00:58:46,210 You had a camera this whole fucking... 1646 00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:47,400 You were gonna steal mine. 1647 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,120 - [Darren] Well yeah, you can't do a proper interview 1648 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,120 with only one camera. 1649 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,110 You have to get my reaction and Herb's reaction. 1650 00:58:53,110 --> 00:58:54,170 You're a film student, Greg. 1651 00:58:54,170 --> 00:58:55,270 You should know this. 1652 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:56,740 - Just tell me who this guy is. 1653 00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:58,410 - Oh, that guy, Herb? - Yes. 1654 00:58:58,410 --> 00:58:59,650 - Oh, no. 1655 00:58:59,650 --> 00:59:00,483 He's no one big. 1656 00:59:00,483 --> 00:59:02,770 I mean, (chuckles), not a big deal really. 1657 00:59:02,770 --> 00:59:04,220 He's just, you know, 1658 00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:09,220 the only other documented witness of Professor Zardonicus. 1659 00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:11,620 - [Greg] Whoa. That guy? 1660 00:59:11,620 --> 00:59:13,133 - [Darren] Yeah. That guy. 1661 00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,083 - Really? 1662 00:59:18,470 --> 00:59:19,660 Okay, let's do it then. 1663 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:22,780 - How's it going, Greg? 1664 00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:24,510 - We're good. Okay. - Good. 1665 00:59:24,510 --> 00:59:25,343 All right. Good. 1666 00:59:25,343 --> 00:59:26,540 And the cameras are already rolling? 1667 00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:29,040 - Yeah. - All right, Herb, 1668 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,510 how are you doing? 1669 00:59:30,510 --> 00:59:33,383 - Well, um, I'm all right. 1670 00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:36,880 (chuckles) It's just I haven't talked about this 1671 00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,980 in, what, 30 years. 1672 00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:40,179 - That's all right. You're gonna do fine. 1673 00:59:40,179 --> 00:59:44,130 Just let's start by having you introduce yourself. 1674 00:59:44,130 --> 00:59:45,133 - Uh, okay. 1675 00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:47,863 Well, I'm Herbert Kint. 1676 00:59:49,270 --> 00:59:51,420 I'm a freelance musician. 1677 00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:52,253 - Oh. 1678 00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:53,953 That's great. 1679 00:59:53,953 --> 00:59:55,930 I didn't know you were a freelance musician. 1680 00:59:55,930 --> 00:59:57,580 Maybe you could play something for us. 1681 00:59:57,580 --> 00:59:59,330 That'd be good for B roll or something, right? 1682 00:59:59,330 --> 01:00:00,163 - Oh. 1683 01:00:00,163 --> 01:00:03,190 Um, sure. Well, uh... 1684 01:00:03,190 --> 01:00:07,010 I would but my guitar is um... 1685 01:00:07,010 --> 01:00:08,090 Well it got, you know, 1686 01:00:08,090 --> 01:00:09,470 it got very cold last night 1687 01:00:09,470 --> 01:00:12,430 and I needed fuel for the fire. 1688 01:00:12,430 --> 01:00:14,300 So, my guitar-- - Oh. Oh. 1689 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,052 - I had to use it for-- - Yeah. 1690 01:00:17,052 --> 01:00:18,560 - I'm gonna get another one. 1691 01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,580 - Yeah, yeah, I mean. - Maybe even a few. 1692 01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:21,934 - You know what they say, 1693 01:00:21,934 --> 01:00:24,858 music warms the soul, right? 1694 01:00:24,858 --> 01:00:26,747 - (chuckles) Yeah, it, yeah. 1695 01:00:26,747 --> 01:00:28,060 - But yeah, enough about that. 1696 01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,870 Let's just get into the questions. 1697 01:00:29,870 --> 01:00:31,370 - Okay. Okay. (soft guitar music) 1698 01:00:31,370 --> 01:00:34,500 - You didn't graduate, correct? 1699 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:36,220 - Well, no. 1700 01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:37,103 No, I didn't. 1701 01:00:38,210 --> 01:00:39,290 Well, at the time 1702 01:00:42,230 --> 01:00:43,830 I said it was because of stress 1703 01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:46,000 because I um-- 1704 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,850 - But what was the real reason, Herb? 1705 01:00:48,950 --> 01:00:53,413 - The real reason was that I saw something. 1706 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,860 Something that I couldn't unsee. 1707 01:00:57,860 --> 01:01:00,053 - Now was this something, 1708 01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:03,283 was it Professor Zardonicus? 1709 01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:06,623 - I guess. 1710 01:01:08,770 --> 01:01:10,033 Look, whatever it was, 1711 01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:12,390 there's nothing else like it. 1712 01:01:13,270 --> 01:01:18,100 - And you saw this creature on campus, correct? 1713 01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:19,360 - Yes. 1714 01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,193 Yes, I did. 1715 01:01:21,330 --> 01:01:22,858 It was uh... 1716 01:01:22,858 --> 01:01:26,640 It was in the spring semester of '89. 1717 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,756 Yes, I remember. 1718 01:01:27,756 --> 01:01:30,670 I just finished my midterms. 1719 01:01:30,670 --> 01:01:33,280 - But you didn't tell anyone about the incident? 1720 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,113 - Well, no. 1721 01:01:34,113 --> 01:01:35,550 I didn't tell the newspapers 1722 01:01:35,550 --> 01:01:38,950 because I didn't want to be a laughing stock. 1723 01:01:38,950 --> 01:01:41,250 And I didn't tell the campus officials 1724 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:43,260 because, well, I was in a place 1725 01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:44,840 that I wasn't supposed to be. 1726 01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,010 - Oh, really? 1727 01:01:46,010 --> 01:01:47,710 Where was this place? 1728 01:01:47,710 --> 01:01:49,763 - The old abandoned science building. 1729 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,390 Yeah. 1730 01:01:52,390 --> 01:01:57,390 It had been shut down and abandoned for decades. 1731 01:01:57,460 --> 01:01:59,313 But one night we were out there. 1732 01:02:02,037 --> 01:02:03,940 Well, it was all a part of this initiation 1733 01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:06,450 in this fraternity I was trying to get into. 1734 01:02:06,450 --> 01:02:10,270 They wanted the pledges to spend the night 1735 01:02:10,270 --> 01:02:12,730 in the old abandoned science building. 1736 01:02:12,730 --> 01:02:13,563 And, you know, 1737 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,610 there were rumors that it was haunted 1738 01:02:16,610 --> 01:02:19,650 and people had gone and disappeared and... 1739 01:02:19,650 --> 01:02:22,833 So I was, you know, thought I was big shit. 1740 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:27,340 I stumbled in and started going down the halls 1741 01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:31,873 and then there was just nothing. 1742 01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:36,310 Just all of a sudden there was nothing. 1743 01:02:36,310 --> 01:02:37,420 And um... 1744 01:02:38,810 --> 01:02:41,633 But then I heard the noise. 1745 01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:48,110 You know, I was drunk off my ass that night 1746 01:02:49,230 --> 01:02:52,423 but I have never ever heard a sound like that. 1747 01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:58,810 Then I turned around and 1748 01:03:01,350 --> 01:03:05,680 it was on me, this creature. 1749 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:08,590 And it was coming at me 1750 01:03:08,590 --> 01:03:12,030 and it was, he was swinging his claws, 1751 01:03:12,030 --> 01:03:13,585 these giant claws. 1752 01:03:13,585 --> 01:03:15,752 (sobbing) 1753 01:03:16,857 --> 01:03:18,207 - What else happened, Herb? 1754 01:03:19,878 --> 01:03:21,033 - What happened? 1755 01:03:22,610 --> 01:03:24,480 What happened was I ran. 1756 01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,227 I ran and I ran and I ran 1757 01:03:26,227 --> 01:03:27,901 and I ran for my life 1758 01:03:27,901 --> 01:03:32,630 and I just ran until I was out of the goddamn building 1759 01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:35,113 and I just kept running and running. 1760 01:03:36,270 --> 01:03:38,727 Anyways, the next thing I know I'm (clears throat), 1761 01:03:41,531 --> 01:03:43,060 well I'm back at my place 1762 01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:45,250 and my friends are all around me 1763 01:03:46,314 --> 01:03:48,023 and they're, you know, 1764 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:50,840 telling me something happened 1765 01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,020 or wondering what happened 1766 01:03:52,020 --> 01:03:54,070 and I don't know what happened and it's-- 1767 01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:57,260 - Why didn't you tell anyone, Herb? 1768 01:03:57,260 --> 01:04:00,750 - Well, I wish I had told someone. 1769 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:03,183 I mean, I wish I had the guts to tell somebody. 1770 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:10,030 Listen, you can't do the same, all right. 1771 01:04:10,030 --> 01:04:11,700 If that creature is still out there, 1772 01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:13,440 you can't do the same. 1773 01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,970 Do you understand me, son? 1774 01:04:15,970 --> 01:04:18,343 - I understand you completely, Herb. 1775 01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,870 Now, not that I'm keeping track or anything, Greg, 1776 01:04:23,870 --> 01:04:27,320 but I think that's Darren one, society zero. 1777 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:28,153 - [Greg] You know, Darren, 1778 01:04:28,153 --> 01:04:29,880 you could've told me what we were doing out here. 1779 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:33,260 - I don't know, it didn't seem relevant at the time. 1780 01:04:33,260 --> 01:04:35,020 - [Greg] It didn't seem relevant? 1781 01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:37,690 Darren, this guy could've been dangerous. 1782 01:04:37,690 --> 01:04:39,850 - Yeah, dangerously woke. 1783 01:04:39,850 --> 01:04:43,010 - [Greg] Darren, that's such fucking horse shit. 1784 01:04:43,010 --> 01:04:44,000 - What do you mean? 1785 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,360 - [Greg] What do you think we even did out here? 1786 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:46,340 What do you think we proved? 1787 01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:48,060 - We just found the tide turner. 1788 01:04:48,060 --> 01:04:51,220 We have another witness of Professor Zardonicus. 1789 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,053 I'm not alone. 1790 01:04:52,053 --> 01:04:53,330 It proves that I wasn't lying. 1791 01:04:53,330 --> 01:04:55,252 - [Greg] But that can't be-- 1792 01:04:55,252 --> 01:04:58,080 - Say, you boys want a drink for the road? 1793 01:04:58,080 --> 01:04:59,230 - Oh, no thanks. 1794 01:04:59,230 --> 01:05:01,040 We're just about to head out. 1795 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:01,910 You ready, Greg? 1796 01:05:01,910 --> 01:05:03,933 Thank you again, Mr. Kint. 1797 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:05,873 - Sure. 1798 01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:08,213 No problem. 1799 01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,370 - We got a long walk back. 1800 01:05:10,370 --> 01:05:11,700 - [Greg] Let's just go, Darren. 1801 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:12,533 - All right. - Fuck. 1802 01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:13,960 - [Darren] I love your place. 1803 01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:21,210 - After today's journey into the woods 1804 01:05:21,210 --> 01:05:23,663 to meet Herbert Kint, 1805 01:05:25,479 --> 01:05:27,723 some developments were made. 1806 01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:35,040 We learned that Darren might actually be... 1807 01:05:38,028 --> 01:05:39,460 What am I saying? 1808 01:05:39,460 --> 01:05:41,500 We learned that there 1809 01:05:43,774 --> 01:05:46,480 might be more credence... 1810 01:05:53,010 --> 01:05:56,100 So I was thinking about what Rachel said the other day 1811 01:05:56,100 --> 01:05:56,933 and she's right. 1812 01:05:56,933 --> 01:05:58,600 I don't know anything about Darren. 1813 01:05:58,600 --> 01:05:59,850 I don't know his history. 1814 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:02,670 Like nothing. 1815 01:06:02,670 --> 01:06:06,733 And with his behavior becoming even more erratic, 1816 01:06:07,670 --> 01:06:09,220 I thought it would help to do some research 1817 01:06:09,220 --> 01:06:13,200 and I found out some pretty interesting things. 1818 01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:17,070 So Darren Mitchell was born to Ryan Mitchell. 1819 01:06:17,070 --> 01:06:19,170 Ryan Mitchell is an oil and gas guy. 1820 01:06:19,170 --> 01:06:20,003 He's been around forever. 1821 01:06:20,003 --> 01:06:23,840 He's worked with ExxonMobil, Shell, and Enron. 1822 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,880 Now, there's an unfortunate thing here. 1823 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:30,000 Darren was not born to Ryan Mitchell's wife. 1824 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,260 Darren was born to Ryan Mitchell's secretary. 1825 01:06:33,260 --> 01:06:34,850 So we can probably see where 1826 01:06:34,850 --> 01:06:38,600 some developmental issues start occurring. 1827 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,820 So Darren seemingly had a normal childhood. 1828 01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:42,140 He was just going to different 1829 01:06:42,140 --> 01:06:44,210 private schools around the country 1830 01:06:44,210 --> 01:06:48,750 until one gap where he just stopped going to school 1831 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:49,730 for about two years 1832 01:06:49,730 --> 01:06:52,000 when he was maybe 11 or 12. 1833 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,460 There's no real way to find out why. 1834 01:06:55,460 --> 01:06:57,440 All of this is confidential, of course. 1835 01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:00,330 So, there's only one person I can talk to. 1836 01:07:00,330 --> 01:07:01,900 And if I'm right, 1837 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:05,703 that person will be getting out of work right now. 1838 01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:10,463 Hi, Mr. Mitchell? 1839 01:07:11,340 --> 01:07:12,173 Hi, Mr. Mitchell. I need to talk to you. 1840 01:07:12,173 --> 01:07:13,460 - What the hell is this? 1841 01:07:13,460 --> 01:07:15,160 - [Greg] No, I need to talk to you, sir. 1842 01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:16,590 - You can't just accost me like this. 1843 01:07:16,590 --> 01:07:17,780 - [Greg] I'm not accosting you, sir. 1844 01:07:17,780 --> 01:07:19,140 Sir, this is important. 1845 01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:20,253 This is about Darren. 1846 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:23,370 This is about your son, Mr. Mitchell. 1847 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:27,243 - Who are you? 1848 01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:30,420 - [Greg] I'm a friend of Darren's and I-- 1849 01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:31,253 - Friend? 1850 01:07:31,253 --> 01:07:32,480 - [Greg] Yes. 1851 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,440 And, look, just give me a couple minutes, 1852 01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:37,420 I'll explain, but I do need to talk to you. 1853 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:40,640 - You're making a documentary about this? 1854 01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:41,580 - [Greg] Yeah. 1855 01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:43,030 It's for a school assignment. 1856 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,163 - About what again? 1857 01:07:47,170 --> 01:07:48,833 - [Greg] Professor Zardonicus. 1858 01:07:50,380 --> 01:07:52,259 - Ah. - Yeah, I know. 1859 01:07:52,259 --> 01:07:53,343 - That's a new one. 1860 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,660 - [Greg] I'm sorry. New one? 1861 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:57,290 What do you mean by that? 1862 01:07:57,290 --> 01:07:58,513 - When my son was a boy, 1863 01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:02,780 he had an overactive imagination. 1864 01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:04,920 Most children are steadfast in their beliefs 1865 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:09,920 but Darren was unusually convicted. 1866 01:08:13,540 --> 01:08:16,130 Unfortunately, I indulged his beliefs, 1867 01:08:16,130 --> 01:08:17,483 even the ridiculous ones. 1868 01:08:18,321 --> 01:08:20,571 It was the only thing that would satisfy him. 1869 01:08:22,330 --> 01:08:23,750 Then I hear from his teachers 1870 01:08:23,750 --> 01:08:27,590 that he has started taking his stories to school, 1871 01:08:27,590 --> 01:08:30,760 scaring his fellow classmates. 1872 01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:35,210 One year he told us that Santa Claus 1873 01:08:35,210 --> 01:08:36,783 had tried to kidnap him. 1874 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:39,803 That was a rough Christmas. 1875 01:08:40,990 --> 01:08:43,500 Then I hear that he has started 1876 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:46,640 luring other children out into the woods. 1877 01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,070 I didn't think he would do anything but 1878 01:08:51,610 --> 01:08:54,480 it was time to get him some help. 1879 01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:55,613 So I, 1880 01:08:57,910 --> 01:09:00,900 I sent him to a child psychiatrist 1881 01:09:00,900 --> 01:09:03,030 recommended by my colleagues and... 1882 01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:08,020 - [Greg] And what? What happened? 1883 01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:14,770 - They couldn't find anything wrong with him. 1884 01:09:14,770 --> 01:09:16,870 Couldn't diagnose him with a single thing. 1885 01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:23,600 I don't know what Darren thinks he saw 1886 01:09:24,980 --> 01:09:26,433 but he wasn't lying. 1887 01:09:27,610 --> 01:09:28,600 Anyway, I... 1888 01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:31,272 I gotta get going. 1889 01:09:31,272 --> 01:09:33,020 I gotta beat the traffic. 1890 01:09:33,020 --> 01:09:35,300 - [Greg] Oh, sure. I understand. 1891 01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:37,430 Look, if you could just not tell Darren 1892 01:09:37,430 --> 01:09:38,580 that we had this conversation, 1893 01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:39,693 I'd appreciate it. 1894 01:09:41,850 --> 01:09:43,700 - You don't have to worry about that. 1895 01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:48,083 My son doesn't speak to me anymore. 1896 01:09:54,030 --> 01:09:55,130 - So that did nothing. 1897 01:09:56,390 --> 01:10:00,290 I learned that Darren has been to an institution, 1898 01:10:00,290 --> 01:10:02,433 though they couldn't diagnose him with anything. 1899 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,530 So that doesn't really comfort me 1900 01:10:04,530 --> 01:10:06,140 when he has a long history 1901 01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:08,930 of luring people out into the woods. 1902 01:10:08,930 --> 01:10:11,530 And I don't know how I'm gonna talk to Darren about it. 1903 01:10:11,530 --> 01:10:13,350 What, am I gonna tell him that I thought 1904 01:10:13,350 --> 01:10:16,170 I ran into his estranged father at the grocery store 1905 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,710 and we just got to talking 1906 01:10:17,710 --> 01:10:20,530 about his history with delusions? 1907 01:10:20,530 --> 01:10:23,383 I mean, no matter what, this is a lose lose for me. 1908 01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:25,233 Either Darren's fine 1909 01:10:25,233 --> 01:10:28,870 and I've been just sneaking into his past 1910 01:10:28,870 --> 01:10:30,860 or he's actually unstable 1911 01:10:30,860 --> 01:10:32,780 and I've been exploiting a mentally ill person 1912 01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:36,923 for a fucking class assignment. 1913 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,500 There is a distinct possibility 1914 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:43,690 that I don't know what I'm doing 1915 01:10:44,830 --> 01:10:49,830 and that I've really hurt this guy. 1916 01:10:50,630 --> 01:10:52,420 'Cause this, this right here, 1917 01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:54,343 cannot be healthy for him. 1918 01:10:54,343 --> 01:10:56,080 I've just created an atmosphere 1919 01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:57,040 where I make him think 1920 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:58,543 that this behavior is okay. 1921 01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:04,503 I've indulged him and for what? 1922 01:11:05,430 --> 01:11:07,260 I don't know if I should tell him that he needs help, 1923 01:11:07,260 --> 01:11:09,940 but I can't keep indulging this, right? 1924 01:11:09,940 --> 01:11:11,850 I can't keep pretending that thing... 1925 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:14,513 What the fuck? 1926 01:11:16,450 --> 01:11:17,283 Shit. 1927 01:11:22,670 --> 01:11:23,503 Darren? 1928 01:11:23,503 --> 01:11:25,030 - Hello, Gregory. 1929 01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:27,052 - [Greg] What are you doing here? 1930 01:11:27,052 --> 01:11:29,902 - I have some very important information to relay to you. 1931 01:11:30,940 --> 01:11:32,350 - [Greg] Okay. 1932 01:11:32,350 --> 01:11:33,860 This couldn't have been over the phone? 1933 01:11:33,860 --> 01:11:35,240 - I'm sure it could've been over the phone 1934 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:37,050 if you want the NSA to eavesdrop on us 1935 01:11:37,050 --> 01:11:39,700 and have us murdered and covered up as a suicide, yeah. 1936 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,480 But I don't think that's what either of us wants. 1937 01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:43,390 So the more important question is 1938 01:11:43,390 --> 01:11:46,003 thank you for saving my life, Darren. 1939 01:11:46,003 --> 01:11:47,250 - [Greg] That's not even a question. 1940 01:11:47,250 --> 01:11:48,780 - Keep the camera up here. 1941 01:11:48,780 --> 01:11:49,930 - [Greg] Can we keep this short? 1942 01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:54,090 - I mean, as short as uncovering and verbally sharing 1943 01:11:54,090 --> 01:11:55,460 a piece of crucial information 1944 01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:56,570 to our investigation can be. 1945 01:11:56,570 --> 01:11:57,790 Sure, I'll keep it short. 1946 01:11:57,790 --> 01:12:02,160 - [Greg] Okay, and this is not technically my apartment. 1947 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,490 So if you could just be careful around shit. 1948 01:12:04,490 --> 01:12:06,780 - You have a key, right? 1949 01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:09,493 - What? - You have a key? 1950 01:12:09,493 --> 01:12:10,326 You have a key 1951 01:12:10,326 --> 01:12:11,159 to the apartment? - My girlfriend gave me a key 1952 01:12:11,159 --> 01:12:12,330 but this-- - Perfect. Then let me in. 1953 01:12:12,330 --> 01:12:13,500 I've been waiting. 1954 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,333 Is she not here? 1955 01:12:14,333 --> 01:12:15,280 - Fuck. - Keep the camera up here. 1956 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:16,630 - Okay, goddammit. 1957 01:12:16,630 --> 01:12:17,630 Darren, what are you doing here? 1958 01:12:17,630 --> 01:12:19,860 - How much does this thing cost exactly? 1959 01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:21,260 - [Greg] The coffee maker? I don't know. 1960 01:12:21,260 --> 01:12:23,240 - Yeah, I mean, the only reason I asked 1961 01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:24,820 is because I have one just like it 1962 01:12:24,820 --> 01:12:26,440 and I think it's starting to break down on me 1963 01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,600 'cause this morning I made myself a cup of coffee 1964 01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:30,350 and it was just, it was mostly grain. 1965 01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:32,400 There was hardly any liquid in it at all. 1966 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,640 And it's hard to start the morning 1967 01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:34,687 with a mouthful of grain, you know what I mean? 1968 01:12:34,687 --> 01:12:37,840 - [Greg] Did you come to talk about coffee grains? 1969 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,420 Why are you here, Darren? 1970 01:12:39,420 --> 01:12:40,810 Just tell me why you're here. 1971 01:12:40,810 --> 01:12:43,200 - No reason, nothing big except... 1972 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:44,310 Oh, oh yeah, I remember now. 1973 01:12:44,310 --> 01:12:46,560 I know where to find Professor Zardonicus. 1974 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:49,190 - [Greg] What? 1975 01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:50,570 - Don't tell me you already forgot 1976 01:12:50,570 --> 01:12:51,803 who Professor Zardonicus is, Greg. 1977 01:12:51,803 --> 01:12:53,140 - [Greg] I didn't forget who he was. 1978 01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:54,548 I just... 1979 01:12:54,548 --> 01:12:55,381 Okay. 1980 01:12:56,290 --> 01:12:58,050 How? Was, where? 1981 01:12:58,050 --> 01:12:59,590 - I don't know how I can explain it 1982 01:12:59,590 --> 01:13:00,850 any simpler than that, Greg. 1983 01:13:00,850 --> 01:13:02,670 I know where he is, where he lives, 1984 01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:04,630 the place he rests his head at night, 1985 01:13:04,630 --> 01:13:06,440 where he keeps all of his magazines, you know. 1986 01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:07,690 The place-- - Hey, Greg? 1987 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,821 Are we still going to the movie? 1988 01:13:10,821 --> 01:13:11,654 It's about to start. - How long have you 1989 01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:13,993 been standing there? 1990 01:13:13,993 --> 01:13:15,080 - A second. 1991 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,320 - Greg, did you see her walk in? 1992 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:18,740 - [Greg] Yeah, I mean, she lives here 1993 01:13:18,740 --> 01:13:19,850 so I didn't think it was a big deal. 1994 01:13:19,850 --> 01:13:22,040 - This is a private conversation, Greg. 1995 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:24,020 Two ears only. No third parties. 1996 01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:25,483 - I can just go. 1997 01:13:27,330 --> 01:13:28,190 - No. 1998 01:13:28,190 --> 01:13:29,720 No, she already fucking ruined it. 1999 01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:31,727 The whole ambience is just... 2000 01:13:32,888 --> 01:13:34,110 - Greg, what's going on? - I don't know. 2001 01:13:34,110 --> 01:13:35,195 I don't... 2002 01:13:35,195 --> 01:13:36,833 We're just having like a production meeting. 2003 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,330 - I would be much more comfortable 2004 01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:39,380 if we talked in here. 2005 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,480 - [Greg] The closet? 2006 01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:42,420 - Yeah. - The fucking closet? 2007 01:13:42,420 --> 01:13:43,253 - The closet. 2008 01:13:43,253 --> 01:13:44,210 I would be much more comfortable 2009 01:13:44,210 --> 01:13:45,500 if we had this conversation in here 2010 01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:47,300 and I assume my comfort matters to you. 2011 01:13:47,300 --> 01:13:48,870 - Like I said, I can just go. 2012 01:13:48,870 --> 01:13:50,860 - Oh, I'm so glad you can do something. 2013 01:13:50,860 --> 01:13:52,370 I didn't hear you the first time. 2014 01:13:52,370 --> 01:13:56,450 Greg, will you say something? - Hey! 2015 01:13:56,450 --> 01:13:58,540 I'm not going in the closet. 2016 01:13:58,540 --> 01:14:00,540 I'm not. - If you're not 2017 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:01,423 going in the closet, 2018 01:14:01,423 --> 01:14:03,290 then I'm gonna stop speaking entirely. 2019 01:14:03,290 --> 01:14:04,890 - Greg, don't go into the closet. 2020 01:14:04,890 --> 01:14:06,033 - [Greg] I'm not going in the closet. 2021 01:14:06,033 --> 01:14:08,030 - Then I'm gonna stop speaking starting now. 2022 01:14:08,030 --> 01:14:10,258 - Oh, so if I said that Professor Zardonicus 2023 01:14:10,258 --> 01:14:11,580 is a little horseshit-- 2024 01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:12,413 - I would! 2025 01:14:12,413 --> 01:14:14,770 I would say you're full of shit. 2026 01:14:14,770 --> 01:14:17,470 But I'm not speaking, so there's that. 2027 01:14:17,470 --> 01:14:19,220 - [Greg] We can go anywhere else, okay? 2028 01:14:19,220 --> 01:14:20,550 We can go to a cafe. 2029 01:14:20,550 --> 01:14:21,580 We can go to a library. 2030 01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:23,540 Just not the fucking closet. 2031 01:14:23,540 --> 01:14:26,110 - If I was speaking I would say that's a great idea. 2032 01:14:26,110 --> 01:14:26,943 But I'm not speaking, so there's that. 2033 01:14:26,943 --> 01:14:28,940 - Greg, you're not actually humoring this, are you? 2034 01:14:28,940 --> 01:14:32,320 - There's nothing humorous about this. 2035 01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,823 Now, Greg, go in the closet with me. 2036 01:14:35,980 --> 01:14:36,830 - [Greg] I can't go in the closet. 2037 01:14:36,830 --> 01:14:37,668 - Please, Greg. 2038 01:14:37,668 --> 01:14:38,868 You and me in the closet together now. 2039 01:14:38,868 --> 01:14:40,050 - Fucking stop it! 2040 01:14:40,050 --> 01:14:41,718 - You'd better not follow us in there either! 2041 01:14:41,718 --> 01:14:42,960 - I don't plan on following 2042 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,032 you into the closet. - I see it in your eyes. 2043 01:14:44,032 --> 01:14:44,865 - What's even going on here? You're gonna follow 2044 01:14:44,865 --> 01:14:45,710 us in there. 2045 01:14:45,710 --> 01:14:46,840 Are you gonna stand out here with a cup 2046 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,741 to the door and listen? - I am not going into 2047 01:14:47,741 --> 01:14:48,574 the closet with you. 2048 01:14:48,574 --> 01:14:49,407 What are you doing? - Is that what you want? 2049 01:14:49,407 --> 01:14:51,269 (all shouting) 2050 01:14:51,269 --> 01:14:52,240 This whole fucking time! 2051 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:53,790 - [Greg] Jesus fucking Christ, Darren. 2052 01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:57,030 I mean you have been an idiot for most-- 2053 01:14:57,030 --> 01:14:58,750 - The science building. 2054 01:14:58,750 --> 01:14:59,583 - [Greg] What? 2055 01:14:59,583 --> 01:15:00,416 - The old science building. 2056 01:15:00,416 --> 01:15:01,249 That's where we find him. 2057 01:15:01,249 --> 01:15:02,460 There's where Herb ran into him. 2058 01:15:02,460 --> 01:15:03,540 That's where he was created, 2059 01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:05,580 where Professor Zardonicus was born. 2060 01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:07,750 It's been right in front of our face this entire time. 2061 01:15:07,750 --> 01:15:08,920 We're going down there tonight 2062 01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:10,833 and we're proving to the world once and for all 2063 01:15:10,833 --> 01:15:13,158 that Professor Zardonicus is real. 2064 01:15:13,158 --> 01:15:13,991 (soft guitar music) 2065 01:15:13,991 --> 01:15:15,290 - [Greg] Okay, you are asking me 2066 01:15:15,290 --> 01:15:18,723 to do something very very stupid, Darren. 2067 01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:21,300 If we go there, if we're caught-- 2068 01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:24,090 - If he's not there, I'll quit. 2069 01:15:24,090 --> 01:15:25,350 There's nowhere else to look, Greg. 2070 01:15:25,350 --> 01:15:26,360 This is it. 2071 01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:27,970 Our last chance. 2072 01:15:27,970 --> 01:15:29,320 - [Greg] Do you actually mean that? 2073 01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,350 - [Darren] I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it. 2074 01:15:31,350 --> 01:15:33,190 - [Greg] If he's not down there, we're done. 2075 01:15:33,190 --> 01:15:34,360 Completely done. 2076 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:35,193 - That's what I'm saying. 2077 01:15:35,193 --> 01:15:36,260 - [Greg] I have your word on that? 2078 01:15:36,260 --> 01:15:37,093 - Yes. 2079 01:15:39,290 --> 01:15:40,123 - [Greg] Okay. 2080 01:15:45,470 --> 01:15:47,730 Hey, look, I got something I gotta do. 2081 01:15:47,730 --> 01:15:48,830 Just give me a minute. 2082 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:50,760 Uh, hey. 2083 01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:53,440 So, I know that was weird and that I've been weird 2084 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:57,570 but I can promise you that tonight is the last night. 2085 01:15:57,570 --> 01:15:58,620 - [Rachel] Where are you going? 2086 01:15:58,620 --> 01:15:59,670 - [Greg] It doesn't matter. 2087 01:15:59,670 --> 01:16:01,220 He said he's gonna quit. 2088 01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:02,640 That means we can put everything behind us. 2089 01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,170 It means you never have to hear 2090 01:16:04,170 --> 01:16:06,233 the name Professor Zardonicus ever again. 2091 01:16:07,196 --> 01:16:08,840 - [Rachel] Okay. 2092 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:09,673 - Okay? - Yeah. 2093 01:16:11,540 --> 01:16:12,483 - [Greg] Thank you. 2094 01:16:13,330 --> 01:16:14,413 I will be back. 2095 01:16:15,890 --> 01:16:17,550 Soon, I hope. 2096 01:16:17,550 --> 01:16:19,360 Okay, love you. Bye. 2097 01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:22,990 - Today is November 5th, 2019. 2098 01:16:22,990 --> 01:16:24,590 I, Darren James Mitchell, 2099 01:16:24,590 --> 01:16:26,990 am standing in front of the old science building 2100 01:16:26,990 --> 01:16:29,150 which also serves as the resting place 2101 01:16:29,150 --> 01:16:30,573 for Professor Zardonicus. 2102 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,050 As we reach the end of my journey, 2103 01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:35,370 I look back on all the times 2104 01:16:35,370 --> 01:16:38,703 my partner and I were met with mockery and scorn. 2105 01:16:40,290 --> 01:16:41,680 I think back on my life 2106 01:16:42,780 --> 01:16:44,390 and how at times it seemed like 2107 01:16:44,390 --> 01:16:45,883 nothing more than a sad joke. 2108 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:51,120 In many ways I have much more in common with the Professor 2109 01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:53,710 than I do with, say, regular people. 2110 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:58,620 He was the subject of a horrific and cruel prank 2111 01:16:58,620 --> 01:17:00,470 which transformed him into something, 2112 01:17:01,390 --> 01:17:03,663 something less than he was before. 2113 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:08,693 I do not wish to harm the Professor or judge him in any way. 2114 01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:11,280 My allegiance is to the truth 2115 01:17:12,288 --> 01:17:13,588 and the truth I shall have 2116 01:17:14,525 --> 01:17:15,833 at all costs. 2117 01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:18,430 (loud clattering) 2118 01:17:18,430 --> 01:17:19,592 - What? - Did you hear that? 2119 01:17:19,592 --> 01:17:20,920 - [Greg] What? 2120 01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,572 - Come on. - What? 2121 01:17:22,572 --> 01:17:23,553 The fuck are we going? 2122 01:17:23,553 --> 01:17:24,845 Where are we... 2123 01:17:24,845 --> 01:17:26,020 Darren! 2124 01:17:26,020 --> 01:17:26,853 Darren, slow down, slow down. - Shit. 2125 01:17:26,853 --> 01:17:29,520 Holy fuck. Where are we? - He's in here somewhere. 2126 01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:32,113 - [Greg] Okay, let's just make this quick, all right? 2127 01:17:32,113 --> 01:17:32,946 - There it is. 2128 01:17:32,946 --> 01:17:34,723 I thought I forgot it. - What the fuck? 2129 01:17:34,723 --> 01:17:35,733 - [Darren] What? 2130 01:17:35,733 --> 01:17:37,870 - [Greg] Is that a gun? A real gun? 2131 01:17:37,870 --> 01:17:39,530 - No, Greg, I brought a fake gun 2132 01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:41,270 to fight a very real monster. 2133 01:17:41,270 --> 01:17:42,870 What do you think? 2134 01:17:42,870 --> 01:17:44,270 - [Greg] I think you're gonna go to jail 2135 01:17:44,270 --> 01:17:45,103 when somebody finds you with that. 2136 01:17:45,103 --> 01:17:47,580 - Oh, I'm sorry I wanted to be at least a little prepared 2137 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,410 if we're hunting down a monster. 2138 01:17:49,410 --> 01:17:51,320 - [Greg] You can't keep doing this shit to me, Darren. 2139 01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:52,153 - Doing what? 2140 01:17:53,313 --> 01:17:55,930 - [Greg] All the fucking mystery stuff 2141 01:17:55,930 --> 01:17:57,600 where you put me through a heart attack. 2142 01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:58,820 I thought we were partners! 2143 01:17:58,820 --> 01:18:00,770 - We are partners, Greg. 2144 01:18:00,770 --> 01:18:02,373 - [Greg] Then why don't you console me about anything? 2145 01:18:02,373 --> 01:18:04,760 - Because I don't wanna make things more complicated 2146 01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:05,593 than they have to be. 2147 01:18:05,593 --> 01:18:07,050 - [Greg] Oh, like they're not complicated right now? 2148 01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:08,580 Doesn't this feel complicated? 2149 01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:10,300 - Because I don't wanna get into a little fight 2150 01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:12,030 over every single thing, all right? 2151 01:18:12,030 --> 01:18:13,080 This is not a big deal. 2152 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,830 Everything's worked out so far. 2153 01:18:14,830 --> 01:18:16,407 - [Greg] Says the man with lipstick on his face. 2154 01:18:16,407 --> 01:18:18,404 - That's not the point. 2155 01:18:18,404 --> 01:18:19,735 - [Greg] Okay, Darren, stop. 2156 01:18:19,735 --> 01:18:21,083 We need to talk. 2157 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:23,493 Darren, I said stop. 2158 01:18:24,790 --> 01:18:25,623 Fuck. 2159 01:18:25,623 --> 01:18:27,463 Darren, stop or I turn off the camera! 2160 01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:30,420 - What? 2161 01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:31,600 - [Greg] Yeah. 2162 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,050 Well, that did it, didn't it? 2163 01:18:34,350 --> 01:18:35,183 That's all this is, 2164 01:18:35,183 --> 01:18:37,540 is just showing off for the fucking camera. 2165 01:18:37,540 --> 01:18:39,270 - What are you saying, Greg? 2166 01:18:39,270 --> 01:18:43,220 - [Greg] I'm saying that the only reason 2167 01:18:43,220 --> 01:18:45,530 you pretend to need me, 2168 01:18:45,530 --> 01:18:47,620 like when you obviously have enough money 2169 01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:48,930 to buy your own equipment, 2170 01:18:48,930 --> 01:18:50,370 to buy whatever you need, 2171 01:18:50,370 --> 01:18:54,660 it's just to satisfy your own ego. 2172 01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:55,783 - I never said that. 2173 01:18:56,830 --> 01:18:58,180 - [Greg] You don't have to. 2174 01:18:59,410 --> 01:19:01,520 You need the one thing that money can't buy you 2175 01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,000 and that's the validation. 2176 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,390 - You're making stuff up now. 2177 01:19:04,390 --> 01:19:06,300 - [Greg] Am I? Am I really? 2178 01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:09,107 Dude, okay, that is the only reason we're down here. 2179 01:19:09,107 --> 01:19:10,140 That's the only reason 2180 01:19:10,140 --> 01:19:12,550 I'm walking around a fucking basement with you 2181 01:19:12,550 --> 01:19:15,203 looking for something that doesn't even exist! 2182 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:18,080 - Wait, you don't... 2183 01:19:19,178 --> 01:19:20,629 You don't believe in Professor Zardonicus? 2184 01:19:20,629 --> 01:19:22,223 - [Greg] Of course I don't! 2185 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:24,650 Jesus Christ. 2186 01:19:24,650 --> 01:19:26,300 - [Darren] So you've been lying to me this whole time. 2187 01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:28,100 - [Greg] Okay, don't turn this on me, dude. 2188 01:19:28,100 --> 01:19:30,390 - No, what about that night at the fountain, Greg? 2189 01:19:30,390 --> 01:19:31,223 - What? - Did you see 2190 01:19:31,223 --> 01:19:32,140 Professor Zardonicus then 2191 01:19:32,140 --> 01:19:35,227 or were you just lying for some sort of sick joke? 2192 01:19:35,227 --> 01:19:36,610 - Do not-- - Is that all this whole 2193 01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:37,888 experience has been? - Do not pretend 2194 01:19:37,888 --> 01:19:40,280 that you don't have some serous issues. 2195 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,840 - Oh, I'm sorry that I'm able to comprehend 2196 01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:45,280 something beyond your limited scope of imagination. 2197 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,070 - [Greg] And I'm sorry that you're fucking delusional 2198 01:19:47,070 --> 01:19:48,570 just like when you were a kid. 2199 01:19:50,057 --> 01:19:50,950 (Greg sighs) 2200 01:19:50,950 --> 01:19:52,030 Okay, I'm sorry. 2201 01:19:52,030 --> 01:19:52,910 - What'd you just say? 2202 01:19:52,910 --> 01:19:53,743 - [Greg] I shouldn't have said that. 2203 01:19:53,743 --> 01:19:55,750 I'm sorry. - When I was a kid? 2204 01:19:55,750 --> 01:19:57,490 - Yes, I, look-- - Have you been snooping 2205 01:19:57,490 --> 01:19:58,590 around my past, Greg? - No, I've been 2206 01:19:58,590 --> 01:19:59,423 doing research. 2207 01:19:59,423 --> 01:20:00,890 I've been doing research. 2208 01:20:00,890 --> 01:20:02,353 I'm making a documentary. - You talk about trust. 2209 01:20:02,353 --> 01:20:04,068 - I had to do research. - You talk about understanding 2210 01:20:04,068 --> 01:20:06,017 having each other's back? - Hey, hey! Put the gun down! 2211 01:20:06,017 --> 01:20:06,850 Put the fucking gun down. - Then you pull 2212 01:20:06,850 --> 01:20:08,082 this shit, Greg. 2213 01:20:08,082 --> 01:20:09,520 - [Greg] Put the gun down, Darren. 2214 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:10,353 - I'm not gonna put the gun down 2215 01:20:10,353 --> 01:20:12,060 because you're a fucking liar 2216 01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:13,430 and you're going behind my back. 2217 01:20:13,430 --> 01:20:14,266 - [Greg] You're not gonna put the gun down? 2218 01:20:14,266 --> 01:20:15,734 - You're supposed to be my partner, Greg! 2219 01:20:15,734 --> 01:20:17,600 - Okay, fuck you. - What? 2220 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,710 - I'm out. - No. 2221 01:20:18,710 --> 01:20:19,906 - I'm really out, man. - You're not being... 2222 01:20:19,906 --> 01:20:20,750 - [Greg] You crossed the fucking line. 2223 01:20:20,750 --> 01:20:21,870 - Stop it! Greg! - No, no! 2224 01:20:21,870 --> 01:20:26,107 Let go of the fucking camera, you son of a... 2225 01:20:26,107 --> 01:20:26,953 Ah, fuck. 2226 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,530 Are you okay? - Get away from me. 2227 01:20:29,530 --> 01:20:30,834 - What? - Get away from me, Greg. 2228 01:20:30,834 --> 01:20:31,667 - [Greg] What happened? What? 2229 01:20:31,667 --> 01:20:32,850 Did you get hurt? - Just go away! 2230 01:20:32,850 --> 01:20:35,806 - Wait, wait, wait. - Please. 2231 01:20:35,806 --> 01:20:36,910 Stop, Greg. 2232 01:20:36,910 --> 01:20:38,610 - [Greg] Where are the scars? 2233 01:20:38,610 --> 01:20:39,983 - Please, Greg, stop. 2234 01:20:40,960 --> 01:20:42,627 - [Greg] Where are the scars, Darren? 2235 01:20:42,627 --> 01:20:44,130 (Darren sobbing) 2236 01:20:44,130 --> 01:20:45,173 Show them to me. 2237 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:53,669 It was all a lie? 2238 01:20:53,669 --> 01:20:55,233 - No. 2239 01:20:55,233 --> 01:20:57,078 - [Greg] You're just a fucking liar. 2240 01:20:57,078 --> 01:20:58,443 - No, it wasn't a lie. - You're such a fucking liar. 2241 01:20:58,443 --> 01:21:01,730 - Please, Greg, I just needed someone to believe me. 2242 01:21:01,730 --> 01:21:04,530 - [Greg] All of your pretentious bullshit about truth 2243 01:21:04,530 --> 01:21:05,363 and you're just a fucking liar! 2244 01:21:05,363 --> 01:21:07,963 - I just needed you to believe in me, please. 2245 01:21:08,883 --> 01:21:10,732 I didn't know what else to do. 2246 01:21:10,732 --> 01:21:13,687 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you, Greg. 2247 01:21:13,687 --> 01:21:15,010 Where are you going? - Truth my fucking ass. 2248 01:21:15,010 --> 01:21:16,690 - Where are you going? - I'm leaving, Darren. 2249 01:21:16,690 --> 01:21:19,180 What does it look like? - Please don't leave me. 2250 01:21:19,180 --> 01:21:20,240 You can't leave me down here with him. 2251 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:22,183 He'll kill me. 2252 01:21:22,183 --> 01:21:23,940 Please, Greg. - Yeah? 2253 01:21:23,940 --> 01:21:26,200 - Please. - Good luck. 2254 01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:27,750 - Greg. - Bye, Darren. 2255 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:28,583 - [Darren] Greg, no. 2256 01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:30,228 No, Greg, please! 2257 01:21:30,228 --> 01:21:32,811 (Greg panting) 2258 01:21:41,020 --> 01:21:45,564 - This is Greg Hartman of comm 43... 2259 01:21:45,564 --> 01:21:47,113 I can't remember the name. 2260 01:21:49,577 --> 01:21:50,950 I have to announce that 2261 01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,710 the Zardonicus project, my final project, 2262 01:21:54,710 --> 01:21:58,090 is officially canceled. 2263 01:21:58,090 --> 01:21:59,450 I just can't... 2264 01:22:01,590 --> 01:22:03,280 I just can't... 2265 01:22:04,260 --> 01:22:05,280 I'm sorry, Professor, 2266 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:06,653 and I hope you understand. 2267 01:22:07,868 --> 01:22:10,375 (creature roaring) (Greg screams) 2268 01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:11,605 What the fuck? 2269 01:22:11,605 --> 01:22:12,438 What the? 2270 01:22:18,850 --> 01:22:20,935 (tense music) 2271 01:22:20,935 --> 01:22:23,024 - Oh God, please. - Darren? 2272 01:22:23,024 --> 01:22:25,590 - [Darren] Please, go away. 2273 01:22:25,590 --> 01:22:26,998 - [Greg] Darren, that's you, right? 2274 01:22:26,998 --> 01:22:29,070 - Please, Greg, help me. 2275 01:22:29,070 --> 01:22:31,737 Help me, Greg, help me! - Darren! 2276 01:22:34,798 --> 01:22:35,812 - Greg, are you still there? - Darren? 2277 01:22:35,812 --> 01:22:37,945 - Help me, Greg, please. 2278 01:22:37,945 --> 01:22:39,412 - Darren! 2279 01:22:39,412 --> 01:22:40,795 Don't kill him! 2280 01:22:40,795 --> 01:22:43,878 (tense guitar music) 2281 01:23:00,689 --> 01:23:02,142 (creature roars) 2282 01:23:02,142 --> 01:23:04,017 Darren! What the. 2283 01:23:04,017 --> 01:23:04,850 Darren? 2284 01:23:06,580 --> 01:23:08,364 What the fuck. 2285 01:23:08,364 --> 01:23:12,550 (creature roars) (Greg screams) 2286 01:23:12,550 --> 01:23:13,383 Darren? 2287 01:23:15,190 --> 01:23:16,023 Oh. 2288 01:23:16,938 --> 01:23:19,250 Oh. 2289 01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:20,083 Darren. 2290 01:23:21,610 --> 01:23:23,720 You don't have to do this, Darren. 2291 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:24,670 You really don't. 2292 01:23:24,670 --> 01:23:25,830 I believe you now. 2293 01:23:25,830 --> 01:23:26,813 No, I believe you. 2294 01:23:26,813 --> 01:23:29,170 Darren, I believe you. 2295 01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:31,299 I believe you, Darren. 2296 01:23:31,299 --> 01:23:32,782 You were right. 2297 01:23:32,782 --> 01:23:37,782 (creature roars) (Greg screaming) 2298 01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:50,689 (soft guitar music) 2299 01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:03,880 - [Police Officer] This is the police. 2300 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,190 Wherever you are, come out with your... 2301 01:24:06,190 --> 01:24:07,073 Shit. 2302 01:24:12,801 --> 01:24:13,968 What the hell? 2303 01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:23,180 - [Investigator] So you have no idea what happened to him? 2304 01:24:23,180 --> 01:24:24,330 - No. 2305 01:24:24,330 --> 01:24:25,163 I don't think he made it. 2306 01:24:25,163 --> 01:24:27,100 - [Investigator 2] You don't think he made it? 2307 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:29,153 So what, do you think he was injured? 2308 01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:34,622 - I think he got exactly what he wanted. 2309 01:24:34,622 --> 01:24:36,900 - [Investigator] And what was that? 2310 01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:39,015 - To meet Professor Zardonicus. 2311 01:24:39,015 --> 01:24:40,310 - [Investigator] Wait, wait, wait, so now you're saying 2312 01:24:40,310 --> 01:24:42,483 you believe in this Professor Zardonicus? 2313 01:24:44,078 --> 01:24:45,083 - I know what I saw. 2314 01:24:47,228 --> 01:24:48,573 I know what I saw. 2315 01:24:54,446 --> 01:24:56,863 (Greg sighs) 2316 01:25:14,992 --> 01:25:17,010 - Do you need help with that? 2317 01:25:17,010 --> 01:25:17,879 - No, that's okay. 2318 01:25:17,879 --> 01:25:19,580 It hasn't been too long 2319 01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:22,413 since I was on the other end of this operation. 2320 01:25:23,309 --> 01:25:25,150 - Okay, well, first of all, 2321 01:25:25,150 --> 01:25:28,150 I just wanna say thank you for doing this. 2322 01:25:28,150 --> 01:25:28,983 - Oh yeah, sure. 2323 01:25:28,983 --> 01:25:31,723 - I know it's been a lot for you. 2324 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:34,700 - It is what it is, right? 2325 01:25:34,700 --> 01:25:36,130 - Mm-hmm. 2326 01:25:36,130 --> 01:25:38,880 So, I just wanna start off, 2327 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:43,100 just how are you now after everything? 2328 01:25:43,100 --> 01:25:43,933 - Sure. 2329 01:25:46,570 --> 01:25:50,710 Well, since Darren's disappearance, 2330 01:25:50,710 --> 01:25:53,343 things have changed for me a lot. 2331 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:56,460 So, I'm sure you guys know this, 2332 01:25:56,460 --> 01:25:58,490 but after everything came out 2333 01:25:58,490 --> 01:26:01,230 about what Darren and I were up to, 2334 01:26:01,230 --> 01:26:03,980 a huge scandal came out of it 2335 01:26:03,980 --> 01:26:07,430 and the film department decided 2336 01:26:07,430 --> 01:26:09,403 to put me under academic probation. 2337 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:11,190 And on top of that, 2338 01:26:12,270 --> 01:26:15,160 the footage that I had been shooting leaked 2339 01:26:16,244 --> 01:26:17,740 and everybody saw it 2340 01:26:19,090 --> 01:26:20,600 and all these intimate moments 2341 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:21,903 that Darren and I had. 2342 01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:27,960 Seeing those from a stranger's eyes, I guess, 2343 01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:32,340 puts a different perspective on the whole thing 2344 01:26:33,205 --> 01:26:35,873 and I just couldn't be on that campus 2345 01:26:35,873 --> 01:26:38,023 without thinking about him, honestly. 2346 01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:41,396 I decided to cut the cord. 2347 01:26:41,396 --> 01:26:42,229 Fuck. 2348 01:26:42,229 --> 01:26:44,653 I decided to cut the cord and drop out of school. 2349 01:26:47,230 --> 01:26:51,483 Which sounds like a pretty dumb idea right now. 2350 01:26:54,470 --> 01:26:56,400 My girlfriend at the time was a very, 2351 01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:58,310 she still is, a very ambitious person 2352 01:26:58,310 --> 01:27:01,380 and I think we both realized 2353 01:27:01,380 --> 01:27:02,980 that I was just dead weight to her 2354 01:27:02,980 --> 01:27:06,783 and that I probably had been for a very long time. 2355 01:27:07,670 --> 01:27:10,337 And yeah, that was the end of that. 2356 01:27:10,337 --> 01:27:12,763 So I'm kinda on my own these days. 2357 01:27:14,070 --> 01:27:14,903 - Okay. 2358 01:27:16,570 --> 01:27:17,573 I'm sorry. 2359 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:23,460 I kinda wanna focus more on Darren now, 2360 01:27:23,460 --> 01:27:24,463 if you don't mind. 2361 01:27:24,463 --> 01:27:25,563 I just wanna know, 2362 01:27:27,450 --> 01:27:30,260 'cause I know you've been looking for him. 2363 01:27:30,260 --> 01:27:32,420 - Well, I mean, looking for him, 2364 01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:33,830 I don't expect to find him. 2365 01:27:33,830 --> 01:27:37,040 What I've done is I've created a movement of sorts 2366 01:27:37,040 --> 01:27:40,227 to try to reach out to him, you know. 2367 01:27:40,227 --> 01:27:42,713 I want him to come back to me. 2368 01:27:43,580 --> 01:27:45,250 I want it to be a mutual thing 2369 01:27:46,658 --> 01:27:49,200 'cause I don't blame him for feeling 2370 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:51,140 that I took advantage of him 2371 01:27:51,140 --> 01:27:52,960 and that I exploited him. 2372 01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:56,480 So I want him to know that I do care about him 2373 01:27:56,480 --> 01:27:58,620 and that I am sorry 2374 01:27:58,620 --> 01:28:02,580 and I've just been putting up these flyers and everything 2375 01:28:02,580 --> 01:28:06,490 hoping to hear back from him. 2376 01:28:06,490 --> 01:28:08,980 Obviously, nothing's come from that but 2377 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:11,870 it does feel good knowing 2378 01:28:11,870 --> 01:28:14,170 that I am doing what I'm supposed to be doing. 2379 01:28:16,060 --> 01:28:17,520 That's not something I've ever 2380 01:28:17,520 --> 01:28:20,640 really been able to say before but I can say it now 2381 01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:24,050 and that's at least one positive thing 2382 01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:28,100 I can say about this whole mess. 2383 01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:29,510 - Okay. 2384 01:28:29,510 --> 01:28:31,090 Does this involve anything 2385 01:28:31,090 --> 01:28:34,420 with Professor Zardonicus by any means? 2386 01:28:34,420 --> 01:28:39,050 I mean, you did say that you believe you saw him. 2387 01:28:39,050 --> 01:28:40,003 - Well, okay. 2388 01:28:41,260 --> 01:28:42,750 This is gonna be a little complicated 2389 01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:43,823 so just bear with me. 2390 01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:49,920 I saw him and I saw Darren Mitchell that night 2391 01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:51,473 together. - You saw, okay. 2392 01:28:52,490 --> 01:28:54,520 Both of them in the basement, right? 2393 01:28:54,520 --> 01:28:55,353 In the old science building. 2394 01:28:55,353 --> 01:28:58,120 - I saw them both at the same time. 2395 01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:00,750 - So you believe that Zardonicus took him? 2396 01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:01,583 - No. 2397 01:29:03,470 --> 01:29:04,450 - I'm sorry, I'm just, 2398 01:29:04,450 --> 01:29:05,283 I'm having a hard time following. 2399 01:29:05,283 --> 01:29:08,270 - No, I'm not good at explaining this. 2400 01:29:08,270 --> 01:29:11,133 You know these guys. 2401 01:29:13,115 --> 01:29:15,705 Professor Zardonicus is a good example. 2402 01:29:15,705 --> 01:29:18,100 - Like Big Foot? - Big Foot, Loch Ness Monster. 2403 01:29:18,100 --> 01:29:18,933 - Okay. 2404 01:29:18,933 --> 01:29:20,814 - We have all of these guys 2405 01:29:20,814 --> 01:29:23,720 and they're not creatures and monsters to us. 2406 01:29:23,720 --> 01:29:25,600 That's not why we care. 2407 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:28,523 It's that they're Rorschach tests, really. 2408 01:29:29,690 --> 01:29:32,780 It's that they are what we need them to be. 2409 01:29:32,780 --> 01:29:34,843 And Professor Zardonicus, 2410 01:29:37,760 --> 01:29:39,670 Darren needed him to be real. 2411 01:29:39,670 --> 01:29:41,280 He needed that. 2412 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:44,762 And so what he did was he made him real. 2413 01:29:44,762 --> 01:29:46,610 - I mean, to me it just sounds like 2414 01:29:46,610 --> 01:29:50,350 you think that Darren had just dressed up as a monster. 2415 01:29:50,350 --> 01:29:52,590 - I mean, I'm dressed up right now. 2416 01:29:52,590 --> 01:29:54,440 You guys all here, you're dressed up. 2417 01:29:55,750 --> 01:29:58,313 Right? Like-- - Yes. 2418 01:29:59,670 --> 01:30:01,710 - It's all about appearances 2419 01:30:01,710 --> 01:30:03,710 and it's all about becoming 2420 01:30:03,710 --> 01:30:05,383 that thing you were meant to be. 2421 01:30:07,132 --> 01:30:07,965 I mean, 2422 01:30:09,550 --> 01:30:12,650 what I saw that night, it was Professor Zardonicus. 2423 01:30:12,650 --> 01:30:14,130 You may not wanna call him that, 2424 01:30:14,130 --> 01:30:16,720 but that's what he was to me. 2425 01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:18,340 - So you're essentially saying 2426 01:30:18,340 --> 01:30:21,393 that Darren became Professor Zardonicus? 2427 01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:26,580 - I'm saying that Darren realized 2428 01:30:26,580 --> 01:30:29,063 to make something real you have to believe. 2429 01:30:30,370 --> 01:30:34,283 But to get people to believe, it has to be real. 2430 01:30:35,170 --> 01:30:37,350 - I do not wish to harm the Professor 2431 01:30:37,350 --> 01:30:39,313 or judge him in any way. 2432 01:30:40,220 --> 01:30:41,890 But my allegiance is to the truth 2433 01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:44,060 and the truth I shall have 2434 01:30:45,037 --> 01:30:46,663 at all costs. 2435 01:30:51,290 --> 01:30:52,700 Was that good or... 2436 01:30:53,657 --> 01:30:57,530 I mean, I felt like it was pretty good overall. 2437 01:30:57,530 --> 01:30:59,443 I don't think it was too rehearsed. 2438 01:31:01,347 --> 01:31:02,240 Yeah. 2439 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,386 All right. 2440 01:31:03,386 --> 01:31:04,614 You wanna just? 2441 01:31:04,614 --> 01:31:07,031 (soft music) 2442 01:31:30,005 --> 01:31:34,158 ♪ Relative circle of time ♪ 2443 01:31:34,158 --> 01:31:35,829 ♪ Paths of faith ♪ 2444 01:31:35,829 --> 01:31:38,373 ♪ Chance aligned ♪ 2445 01:31:38,373 --> 01:31:40,981 ♪ Sharing space ♪ 2446 01:31:40,981 --> 01:31:43,731 ♪ Sharing a path ♪ 2447 01:31:55,096 --> 01:31:59,235 ♪ Don't know why we're here ♪ 2448 01:31:59,235 --> 01:32:03,603 ♪ So get over this prophet of fear ♪ 2449 01:32:03,603 --> 01:32:05,976 ♪ Institutions have killed ♪ 2450 01:32:05,976 --> 01:32:08,726 ♪ Too many of us ♪ 2451 01:32:20,050 --> 01:32:22,219 ♪ Tears, sweat, and rain ♪ 2452 01:32:22,219 --> 01:32:25,213 ♪ Will save my skin ♪ 2453 01:32:25,213 --> 01:32:28,508 ♪ Eclipsed stars cast a shadow ♪ 2454 01:32:28,508 --> 01:32:32,841 ♪ Eyes roll to the back of the head ♪ 2455 01:32:47,402 --> 01:32:51,373 ♪ Just like old times ♪ 2456 01:32:51,373 --> 01:32:55,542 ♪ Things are the same ♪ 2457 01:32:55,542 --> 01:32:59,732 ♪ She's gotten older now ♪ 2458 01:32:59,732 --> 01:33:02,315 ♪ Cast in gray ♪ 2459 01:33:03,559 --> 01:33:06,809 (soft music continues)