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(investigator clears throat)

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- So, Mr. Hartman,

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maybe you can explain
to us your relationship

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with one Darren Mitchell.

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Mr. Hartman, it's imperative
that you cooperate.

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- It all started with
Professor Zardonicus.

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- [Investigator] With Professor who?

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- Zardonicus.

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(soft guitar music)

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- All right, just.

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Go. Go, please.

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Go, go, go. Thank you.

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Okay.

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Hello, this is Greg Hartman of comm three.

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Hello, this is Greg Hartman of comm 4328--

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- [Neighbor] Well maybe if you weren't

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cheating on my with my fucking brother

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we wouldn't be in this fucking mess!

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- Hi, this is Greg Hartman of comm 4328

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and this is my thesis video

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on how to be an asshole.

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Fuckin'.

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Hello, this is...

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That was weird.

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Hello, this is Greg Hartman.

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Hello, this is Greg Hartman of comm 4328

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presenting my thesis video for--

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- [Rachel] Hey babe,
where'd you put my computer?

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- I gave it back to you.

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- [Rachel] No, you didn't.

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- I'm still doing the video.

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- [Rachel] I have a paper due tonight.

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- Okay, well I, I, um...

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- [Rachel] I need to find it

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and I'm pretty sure you
didn't give it back to me.

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- If I told you that it
was right next to me,

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how would that,

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how would that be?

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It was, um...

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Actually, can I borrow it again tonight?

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- No.
- Okay.

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Hello, this is Greg Hartman of comm 4328

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with my thesis video
for our final project.

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Since the assignment was
to make a documentary

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about one of our fellow students,

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I made a post on the university's
official social media page

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and I got a variety of responses.

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Some with more compelling
stories than others, obviously.

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But then I was personally messaged

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by a student named Darren Mitchell

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and this is what he had to say.

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Hello, my name is Darren Mitchell.

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I'm responding to your Facebook post.

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Cutting right to the chase,

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I am the survivor of a violent assault

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that took place here on campus.

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After struggling to cope with this,

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I am finally ready to share my story.

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Intrigued as I was by that message,

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I met with Darren personally,

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a meeting that changed
the basis of the project

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quite dramatically.

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So, here we are now.

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This is the game plan, all right.

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I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna be polite,

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I'm gonna be courteous, and yeah.

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I'll get his trust and he'll get me an A.

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Yeah, maybe just cut that out.

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So Darren has just asked me

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to go back and refilm our introduction.

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So I have to walk back up there

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and pretend like I didn't meet him

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just like five seconds ago.

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Okay.

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Second time's the charm.

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(knocking on door)

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Hello?

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Hello?

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(knocking on door)

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Um.

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Okay, I'm not really sure

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what I'm supposed to do right now.

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Maybe I should--
- Hey man, hey!

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How's it going?

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Greg, right?

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(Darren chuckles)

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- [Greg] Yeah.

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- Oh, pleasure to meet
you, man. I'm Darren.

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- [Greg] Yeah.

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- I didn't keep you waiting
for too long, did I?

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- [Greg] No, actually I just got here.

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- Perfect. Would you like to come inside?

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- Sure.
- Great.

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Sorry I kept you waiting.

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I was volunteering at
the homeless shelter.

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Things went overtime.

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- [Greg] Okay.

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- Was that good?

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- [Greg] Was what good?

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- Was that take good?

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Like me coming up there

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and saying the thing about
the homeless shelter?

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Make me look good?
- Yeah that was perfect.

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- Cool, you don't wanna
do it again in case or?

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- [Greg] No, we can just go inside.

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- [Darren] Hey, so this
thing is on, right?

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Like it's recording?

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- [Greg] Oh, the mic? Yeah.

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- Yeah. Okay.

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Well, here you go.

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Welcome to my home. (chuckles)

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Sorry I didn't have much
of a chance to clean up.

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- [Greg] Oh, it's all good.

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Yeah, do you live here with a roommate?

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- No, just me and the voices in my head.

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Oh, (chuckles) that was a joke.

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It's completely a joke.

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- [Greg] Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, no. I could tell.

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- Okay, good 'cause sometimes I say it

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and people think I'm serious.

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They can't tell when I'm joking.

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It causes some awkward interactions.

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- [Greg] Oh, that's weird

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'cause I could definitely
tell you were joking.

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- Oh, well good.

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I'm glad you could tell.

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Do you want anything to drink?

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- No, thanks.
- Okay.

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- [Greg] Yeah, so how do
you wanna approach this?

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- [Darren] Hmm?

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- [Greg] You know, the
interview and stuff.

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- [Darren] Oh, um, I don't know.

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What'd you have in mind?

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- [Greg] Well, we could sit down

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and you could talk to
me about the incident,

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how it's affected you,

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and we can just go from there.

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(Darren sighs)

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- Actually, there's
something I should tell you.

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Now, I don't want you to think

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I'm a bad guy or a liar or anything.

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- [Greg] Wait, did you lie
about getting assaulted?

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- Oh, no, no, no.

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I got assaulted. See?

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- [Greg] Oh my God!

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- [Darren] I know, it's nasty, right?

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- [Greg] Jesus, that looks like

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an animal attack or something.

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- See, that's the complicated part.

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Have you ever heard of
Professor Zardonicus?

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- [Greg] No.

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What class does he teach?

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Darren?

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Hey, what's going on?

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- Just...

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Before you come in here,

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I need you to,

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I need you to be ready, okay?

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- [Greg] Okay.

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(soft guitar music)

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Dude.

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What is this?

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Like, what am I looking at?

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- [Darren] The kids on campus

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thought he was an urban legend.

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Honestly, so did I.

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That is, until that night.

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- [Greg] Wait, hold on.

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You're saying this thing attacked you?

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- I was on campus late one night.

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I was working an
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As I was walking to my car

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I heard this rustling in the bushes.

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I thought maybe it was a squirrel.

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But then...

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Then it started growling.

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I tried to run.

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But I barely got two
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But then I came home.

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I came home and I started drawing.

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I drew and I drew until I
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And now, (laughs),

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now that I have the right one

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and now that I have you, Greg,

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I can do this.

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- [Greg] Do what exactly?

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- I can prove that I wasn't lying.

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That Professor Zardonicus is real.

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But I can only do this with you, Greg.

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- [Greg] I'm going to help you prove this?

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- Mm-hmm.

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- [Greg] That's why I'm here?

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- Absolutely. I mean, it's so simple.

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If we just follow my plan exactly

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we can prove that he was--
- Can I go to the bathroom?

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Please, just real quick?

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- Um...

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Sure, yeah.

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It's down the hallway.

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- Thanks!

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Holy shit, holy shit.

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Okay.

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So clearly we've shifted
gears a little bit.

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My subject appears to be under the belief

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that he encountered an urban legend

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named Professor something.

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Now, obviously, given
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he must've been attacked
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Now whether he believes that animal

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to actually be his mystical professor,

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that remains to be seen.

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But what doesn't remain to be seen

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is that this is going to make

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for a much more interesting
project than I anticipated.

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So, yes.

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This is what I'm going with.

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Hey, Darren?

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- Oh, hey.

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I hope I didn't scare you off.

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- [Greg] No, no, not at all.

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Actually, I've come to
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I will absolutely make
this documentary with you.

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- You will?

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- [Greg] Yeah, man.

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Somebody's gotta shed the
light on the truth, right?

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- Oh my God.

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That's amazing. Thank you!

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- [Greg] Oh, no, no. You're good.

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- Thank you, man.

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I really, really thank you.

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- [Greg] Yeah, okay.

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- You know what?

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I'm gonna pour us a drink, hmm?

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You wanna drink?
- Yeah, go for it.

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Yeah, sure.

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- First and foremost,
that camera you got there,

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that should not be turned off.

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That should be constantly rolling.

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In an investigation like this,

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you can't afford to miss a thing, right?

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Next thing, we're on the search

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for truth here, Greg, all right?

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You know what that means?

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That means we're gonna face
trials and tribulations.

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All sorts of nasty things,
lots of tough stuff.

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There's gonna be critics and cynics

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that tell us we're wrong

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and that what we believe isn't true.

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Well you know what I say to them, Greg?

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I say the truth will show
them what's really going on.

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And you know who's gonna
find the truth, Greg?

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Us.

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- [Greg] All right.

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Okay.

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To Professor Zadromatis.

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- Zardonicus.
- Zardonicus, sorry.

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- There you go.
(glasses clink)

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- Once I accepted Darren's offer,

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I decided to become more acquainted

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with the legend of Professor Zardonicus

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and I did some research.

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Hey, babe?
- Yep?

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- [Greg] Have you ever heard
of Professor Zardonicus?

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- Uh, yeah, yeah.

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Why are you asking about this?

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- [Greg] Oh, it's for a project.

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So, he's like an urban legend right?

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- Yes.

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Yeah, around campus I think.

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We were at orientation

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and they made this joke about,

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remember to watch out
for Professor Zardonicus

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when you're walking out at night

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or something like that.

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- [Greg] Okay, um.

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Is he like something that
you would take seriously?

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(Rachel chuckles)

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- Do you want me to
ask him out for coffee,

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to get a feel for who he is?

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- [Greg] I mean, like, if I told you

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that I think there might be something

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to this whole Zardonicus thing,

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how would you react to that?

287
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- (laughs) You're joking right?

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- [Greg] No, it's for a project.

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- On a scale--
- This is worth

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like a fourth of my total grade, Rachel.

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So please take this seriously.

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- I didn't realize that
we were being serious.

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- [Greg] Okay, yeah. You're, yeah.

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- What?
- Fuck, whatever.

295
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- I'm participating!
- Okay.

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From this interaction it became clear

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that in order to uncover
any kind of real truth

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behind the Zardonicus legend,

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I would really have to dig.

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So I decided to go straight to the source

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and ask the student body directly

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what they know, if anything,

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about this mysterious legend.

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Mysterious fucking legend.

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Jesus Christ.

306
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Hey, guys. Hey.

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Hey, hi. Excuse me?

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- Yeah?
- What?

309
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- [Greg] Could you tell me what you know

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about Professor Zardonicus?

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- Well, I know he was a
professor here in the '50s.

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He was a chemistry professor.

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- None of his students really liked him.

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They thought he was mean
and terrible or whatever.

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- [Greg] Do you have any
idea of where he comes from?

316
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- Uh.

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Texas?

318
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- He worked in the old science building

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and there was like something with a fire?

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- [Greg] Hey, could you tell
me about Professor Zardonicus?

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- Man, fuck off, man.

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- [Greg] Okay.

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This is kind of an expensive camera.

324
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- A senior of class, I
don't remember which one.

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- Decided to play a prank on him.

326
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- And that prank set the fire
in that old science building.

327
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- Apparently, a lot of people
got out and everything,

328
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if not everybody.

329
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- [Greg] Did he get out?

330
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- No, except for Zardonicus

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and there goes the legend.

332
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- [Greg] So what happened with that?

333
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- Oh well, like, people say
that his body was never found.

334
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- If you go in the building or something,

335
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he's supposed to attack
you or, I don't know.

336
00:14:08.434 --> 00:14:09.330
I don't know. (chuckles)

337
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- [Greg] Do you think
you've ever seen him?

338
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- Uh.

339
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I think I ran into him
at Walmart the other day.

340
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- He's like this weird like monster thing.

341
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The fucking ears of a bear,

342
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the snout of a wolf.

343
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- Sounds like a--
- He's got fucking

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scales on his arms.

345
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- Dude, there's like multiple people

346
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in my lab that look like that.

347
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- It's just turned into this big thing

348
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that's lasted for, since 1950, Jesus.

349
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- [Greg] Yeah, so if somebody were

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to try to prove that he were real,

351
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what would it take, I guess,

352
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to convince you of that?

353
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- Just footage, man.

354
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Just footage. Like anything else.

355
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- [Greg] With my research
providing no results,

356
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I had to imagine that there
was no Professor Zardonicus

357
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and that the only connection to reality

358
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that this story has,

359
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is the fire that took place
in the old science building.

360
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However, I also discovered

361
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a 1961 film titled "Mr. Sardonicus".

362
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The timing being too coincidental,

363
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it became clear how this
legend began and spread.

364
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That being said, I do not know

365
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how Darren plans to prove
himself or this legend

366
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but I cannot wait to find out.

367
00:15:16.436 --> 00:15:17.353
- Hey, man.

368
00:15:18.380 --> 00:15:19.450
- [Greg] Hey, how's it going?

369
00:15:19.450 --> 00:15:21.210
- Going good. You ready for this?

370
00:15:21.210 --> 00:15:22.153
- [Greg] Yeah, yeah I think so.

371
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What about you?

372
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- I mean, honestly I'm a little nervous,

373
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but yeah I think I'm ready.

374
00:15:27.680 --> 00:15:28.810
- [Greg] Why are you nervous?

375
00:15:28.810 --> 00:15:30.470
- I mean, we're hunting
down the truth, Greg,

376
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and that doesn't come easy to anybody.

377
00:15:33.290 --> 00:15:35.120
- [Greg] Well, uh...

378
00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:36.430
Well, that's a cool jacket.

379
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- Oh, really?

380
00:15:37.263 --> 00:15:38.096
Thanks, man.

381
00:15:38.096 --> 00:15:38.929
It was my dad's.

382
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He fought in Vietnam.

383
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- [Greg] Oh, seriously?

384
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- Yeah.

385
00:15:42.733 --> 00:15:45.400
I guess I have warrior's blood
running through my veins.

386
00:15:45.400 --> 00:15:47.000
Anyway, I don't know
what kind of equipment

387
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we were planning on working with,

388
00:15:48.020 --> 00:15:51.060
but I went ahead and got us a
couple of those just in case.

389
00:15:51.060 --> 00:15:52.050
- [Greg] Wait, GoPros?

390
00:15:52.050 --> 00:15:52.883
You got GoPros?

391
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- You heard of them?

392
00:15:53.940 --> 00:15:54.830
- [Greg] Well, yeah, Darren.

393
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They're really expensive.

394
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- You know what comes cheap, Greg?

395
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Denial.

396
00:15:59.651 --> 00:16:01.890
But the truth doesn't come cheap.

397
00:16:01.890 --> 00:16:02.903
That's priceless.

398
00:16:05.330 --> 00:16:07.260
- [Greg] Okay, so uh,

399
00:16:07.260 --> 00:16:08.500
what are we gonna be doing today?

400
00:16:08.500 --> 00:16:11.823
- Ah, we're actually gonna be doing this.

401
00:16:13.760 --> 00:16:14.593
- [Greg] Whoa.

402
00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:17.910
We better get started then.

403
00:16:17.910 --> 00:16:19.580
- Yeah. Come on, hop in.

404
00:16:19.580 --> 00:16:20.413
- [Greg] Jesus.

405
00:16:21.520 --> 00:16:23.120
- Oh, hey man, you want some coffee?

406
00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:24.610
- [Greg] No, thanks. I'm good.

407
00:16:24.610 --> 00:16:25.880
- I envy you.

408
00:16:25.880 --> 00:16:27.020
I can't function without at least

409
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three cups in the morning.

410
00:16:30.140 --> 00:16:32.750
- [Greg] So, Darren, what's
your intention for today?

411
00:16:32.750 --> 00:16:34.170
- Well, my intention for today

412
00:16:34.170 --> 00:16:36.100
is to spread awareness, you know?

413
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Lay the groundwork for the whole project.

414
00:16:38.240 --> 00:16:39.420
Now, I'm not naive.

415
00:16:39.420 --> 00:16:40.580
I don't think that I'm gonna be able

416
00:16:40.580 --> 00:16:43.480
to find this fantastic creature on my own.

417
00:16:43.480 --> 00:16:44.840
This is gonna be a whole student affair.

418
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We're gonna need the entire
student body on our side.

419
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We have attended this campus

420
00:16:48.770 --> 00:16:52.030
completely blind to reality for years

421
00:16:52.030 --> 00:16:53.510
and the reality we do receive

422
00:16:53.510 --> 00:16:57.230
we mock and sneer at with
this postmodern cynicism.

423
00:16:57.230 --> 00:16:59.750
But we're gonna break through that, Greg.

424
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That camera you got there?

425
00:17:01.880 --> 00:17:03.480
That's the battering ram.

426
00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:04.803
You have the argument being made

427
00:17:04.803 --> 00:17:07.970
that in a more scientifically
advanced society

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such as our own,

429
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something like Professor Zardonicus

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00:17:10.750 --> 00:17:13.230
would've been disproved by now.

431
00:17:13.230 --> 00:17:14.530
The fallacy in that statement

432
00:17:14.530 --> 00:17:17.730
is that, as we grow as
a scientific society,

433
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we become more knowledgeable.

434
00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:21.610
When, in fact, I believe the opposite.

435
00:17:21.610 --> 00:17:23.020
- [Greg] Wait, you're saying that science

436
00:17:23.020 --> 00:17:24.740
makes us more ignorant?

437
00:17:24.740 --> 00:17:26.251
- Well, not exactly.

438
00:17:26.251 --> 00:17:28.292
Let me rephrase it for you.

439
00:17:28.292 --> 00:17:30.560
Before the scientific advancements,

440
00:17:30.560 --> 00:17:32.670
we were far more inclined as a society

441
00:17:32.670 --> 00:17:34.910
to believe the highly fanciful.

442
00:17:34.910 --> 00:17:36.940
We would use these fantastic ideas

443
00:17:36.940 --> 00:17:40.970
to justify expressions beyond our grasp.

444
00:17:40.970 --> 00:17:45.823
Now, science has devolved into
this confirmation bias game.

445
00:17:46.770 --> 00:17:49.800
We try to disprove theories
that differ from our own.

446
00:17:49.800 --> 00:17:51.900
When our realities don't coincide,

447
00:17:51.900 --> 00:17:54.800
we tend to believe the one that
we're most comfortable with.

448
00:17:54.800 --> 00:17:59.540
We, as a society, have turned
into these snide cynics

449
00:17:59.540 --> 00:18:02.080
of ideas that differ from our own.

450
00:18:02.080 --> 00:18:03.670
We are inclined to only believe

451
00:18:03.670 --> 00:18:06.050
what is directly in front of our eyes.

452
00:18:06.050 --> 00:18:08.170
For example, if I were to tell you

453
00:18:08.170 --> 00:18:12.090
that at one point the world
was overrun by giant lizards,

454
00:18:12.090 --> 00:18:14.350
now that'd be a hard
pill to swallow, right?

455
00:18:14.350 --> 00:18:15.560
It doesn't matter that it's true

456
00:18:15.560 --> 00:18:17.210
or that I'm right.

457
00:18:17.210 --> 00:18:18.380
The fact of the matter is

458
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that because it's not directly
in front of your eyes,

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you're gonna have a hard
time believing it to be true.

460
00:18:24.810 --> 00:18:27.260
- [Greg] Hey, so when Professor
Zardonicus attacked you,

461
00:18:27.260 --> 00:18:28.160
how did you escape?

462
00:18:28.160 --> 00:18:29.830
It seemed, you know, pretty vicious.

463
00:18:29.830 --> 00:18:31.500
- Well, see, I've been
thinking about that a lot

464
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and from what I can figure,

465
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I must've just ran away quick enough

466
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before he really got his claws into me.

467
00:18:38.290 --> 00:18:39.123
But when he came out,

468
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his huge claws were
just swinging everywhere

469
00:18:41.610 --> 00:18:43.710
like some kind of beast, you know?

470
00:18:43.710 --> 00:18:45.570
But it's weird

471
00:18:46.850 --> 00:18:50.223
because it didn't seem
like he wanted to kill me.

472
00:18:51.420 --> 00:18:54.290
- [Greg] Like he just wanted to scare you?

473
00:18:54.290 --> 00:18:55.830
- I don't know. It's hard to explain.

474
00:18:55.830 --> 00:18:58.260
Maybe in his warped mind,

475
00:18:58.260 --> 00:19:00.450
this campus is like his home.

476
00:19:00.450 --> 00:19:02.370
You know, his territory.

477
00:19:02.370 --> 00:19:05.163
- [Greg] So, do you think
there's humanity left in him?

478
00:19:06.430 --> 00:19:07.660
- I don't know. It's hard to say.

479
00:19:07.660 --> 00:19:09.320
How do you define humanity?

480
00:19:09.320 --> 00:19:10.730
Is it more of a--
- Yo!

481
00:19:10.730 --> 00:19:13.503
The fuck is this?
- What?

482
00:19:13.503 --> 00:19:15.180
- This shit serious?

483
00:19:15.180 --> 00:19:16.550
- No, I'm just going around

484
00:19:16.550 --> 00:19:18.240
hanging up these posters ironically.

485
00:19:18.240 --> 00:19:19.240
What do you think?

486
00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:21.500
- Y'all got some off the wall
shit going on right here.

487
00:19:21.500 --> 00:19:23.490
I don't really know
what it is but thank you

488
00:19:23.490 --> 00:19:24.650
'cause you made my fucking day.

489
00:19:24.650 --> 00:19:25.500
- Oh, well that's great,

490
00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:28.380
'cause it's not hard to
make an imbecile's day, huh?

491
00:19:28.380 --> 00:19:29.790
- Uh, Darren?
- Imbecile?

492
00:19:29.790 --> 00:19:31.330
What the fuck does that mean?

493
00:19:31.330 --> 00:19:32.880
- [Greg] Uh, okay guys.

494
00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:34.280
- No, no, no, no, I get it!

495
00:19:34.280 --> 00:19:35.740
This is some kind of
fucking joke, isn't it?

496
00:19:35.740 --> 00:19:37.190
- What? A joke?

497
00:19:37.190 --> 00:19:38.190
Oh, that's great, you know,

498
00:19:38.190 --> 00:19:40.050
because I'm sure Christianity seemed

499
00:19:40.050 --> 00:19:41.470
like a joke at the time too, right?

500
00:19:41.470 --> 00:19:42.376
- Hey bro, what the fuck!

501
00:19:42.376 --> 00:19:43.209
- [Greg] Hey, hey, hey.

502
00:19:43.209 --> 00:19:44.233
Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey!

503
00:19:44.233 --> 00:19:45.270
He's just messing...

504
00:19:45.270 --> 00:19:46.800
We're just messing around.

505
00:19:46.800 --> 00:19:47.790
Yeah, it's just a joke.

506
00:19:47.790 --> 00:19:50.280
And actually, we're done.

507
00:19:50.280 --> 00:19:51.113
We're done for the day.

508
00:19:51.113 --> 00:19:52.523
- Man, fuck y'all.

509
00:19:54.134 --> 00:19:55.723
- [Greg] Darren, what.

510
00:19:57.900 --> 00:19:59.360
- I'm sorry things had to get so ugly

511
00:19:59.360 --> 00:20:00.690
so quickly back there, Greg,

512
00:20:00.690 --> 00:20:04.110
but I guess that's people for ya.

513
00:20:04.110 --> 00:20:06.510
- [Greg] Well, you didn't
really seem fazed by it.

514
00:20:06.510 --> 00:20:07.670
- Well, yeah, I mean that kinda stuff

515
00:20:07.670 --> 00:20:08.740
happens to you enough times,

516
00:20:08.740 --> 00:20:09.990
you kinda get used to it.

517
00:20:11.110 --> 00:20:12.340
- [Greg] That happens to you a lot?

518
00:20:12.340 --> 00:20:13.440
- Well, yeah, Greg.

519
00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:14.850
I mean, when I went to the police

520
00:20:14.850 --> 00:20:17.850
and told them about Professor Zardonicus,

521
00:20:17.850 --> 00:20:19.550
they laughed in my face.

522
00:20:19.550 --> 00:20:22.160
- [Greg] But what'd they say
about the wounds on your arm?

523
00:20:22.160 --> 00:20:24.650
- Thought they were self-inflicted.

524
00:20:24.650 --> 00:20:25.483
They thought I was trying

525
00:20:25.483 --> 00:20:27.053
to get a lawsuit out of the school.

526
00:20:28.160 --> 00:20:29.020
- [Greg] A lawsuit?

527
00:20:29.020 --> 00:20:30.100
I don't get it.

528
00:20:30.100 --> 00:20:31.800
- Well, think about it this way, Greg.

529
00:20:31.800 --> 00:20:33.550
There's a 50 year old monster

530
00:20:33.550 --> 00:20:36.590
roaming around campus
attacking college students.

531
00:20:36.590 --> 00:20:38.253
How's that look for campus PR?

532
00:20:39.796 --> 00:20:41.159
- [Greg] What do your
friends think about this?

533
00:20:41.159 --> 00:20:43.180
(Darren coughs)

534
00:20:43.180 --> 00:20:45.520
- Sorry, that's really watered down.

535
00:20:45.520 --> 00:20:46.910
What were you saying?

536
00:20:46.910 --> 00:20:47.980
- [Greg] I was just
wondering what your friends

537
00:20:47.980 --> 00:20:48.850
think about all this.

538
00:20:48.850 --> 00:20:50.820
- Oh, you know, I don't burden myself

539
00:20:50.820 --> 00:20:52.350
with the issue of companionship.

540
00:20:52.350 --> 00:20:54.883
So it's not really a
problem what they think.

541
00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:56.944
- [Greg] Oh, okay.

542
00:20:56.944 --> 00:20:58.240
- What about you?

543
00:20:58.240 --> 00:20:59.420
What do your friends think?

544
00:20:59.420 --> 00:21:01.270
- [Greg] Well, I've
only told my girlfriend.

545
00:21:01.270 --> 00:21:03.480
- Oh, well what did she say?

546
00:21:03.480 --> 00:21:04.870
- [Greg] Well, she's uh...

547
00:21:04.870 --> 00:21:08.159
She's skeptical by nature, I'd say, so.

548
00:21:08.159 --> 00:21:10.290
- Does she go to school here?

549
00:21:10.290 --> 00:21:11.123
- [Greg] Yeah, yeah.

550
00:21:11.123 --> 00:21:12.590
She's a civil engineering major.

551
00:21:12.590 --> 00:21:14.370
- Oh, that must be interesting,

552
00:21:14.370 --> 00:21:15.963
engineering civility and all.

553
00:21:16.970 --> 00:21:17.803
- [Greg] Right.

554
00:21:17.803 --> 00:21:19.010
Well, I mean, it pays a lot.

555
00:21:19.010 --> 00:21:21.570
It's like one of the highest
paying degrees out there.

556
00:21:21.570 --> 00:21:22.980
It's a lot more lucrative than film,

557
00:21:22.980 --> 00:21:24.730
I can tell you that much.

558
00:21:24.730 --> 00:21:29.140
- Yeah, well she does support
your film making, right?

559
00:21:29.140 --> 00:21:29.973
- [Greg] Yeah.

560
00:21:29.973 --> 00:21:32.070
Well, there's not a whole
lot to support right now

561
00:21:32.070 --> 00:21:34.620
just 'cause I'm mostly
focused on my vlogs.

562
00:21:34.620 --> 00:21:36.100
- Oh.

563
00:21:36.100 --> 00:21:37.630
Wait, vlogs or?

564
00:21:37.630 --> 00:21:39.563
- I know guys are really into twins.

565
00:21:39.563 --> 00:21:41.140
I don't really get that whole thing.

566
00:21:41.140 --> 00:21:42.940
I mean, yeah, there are two of them.

567
00:21:43.780 --> 00:21:46.100
Yeah, I have like 500
subscribers, actually.

568
00:21:46.100 --> 00:21:47.030
So it's pretty cool.

569
00:21:47.030 --> 00:21:49.560
- That's good. You do that by yourself?

570
00:21:49.560 --> 00:21:50.542
- [Greg] For the most parts,

571
00:21:50.542 --> 00:21:53.973
just 'cause everybody's
busy with school and stuff.

572
00:21:55.760 --> 00:21:57.060
- You see, Greg, that's...

573
00:21:58.170 --> 00:22:01.400
That right there's the
problem with school, okay?

574
00:22:01.400 --> 00:22:02.570
There's people like you and me

575
00:22:02.570 --> 00:22:04.910
who are out here trying
to achieve our dreams,

576
00:22:04.910 --> 00:22:07.210
trying to show the world our truths,

577
00:22:07.210 --> 00:22:09.190
and what are our friends doing, hmm?

578
00:22:09.190 --> 00:22:10.700
They're getting degrees,

579
00:22:10.700 --> 00:22:13.020
they're getting careers, making money.

580
00:22:13.020 --> 00:22:16.223
It makes me sick to my stomach, Greg.

581
00:22:19.752 --> 00:22:21.230
(Darren laughs)

582
00:22:21.230 --> 00:22:23.760
But that's why you and I gotta
stick together, right, Greg?

583
00:22:23.760 --> 00:22:24.653
Just you and me.

584
00:22:25.760 --> 00:22:28.410
And that is just as
disgusting as it was before.

585
00:22:28.410 --> 00:22:29.890
I'm gonna go get another drink.

586
00:22:29.890 --> 00:22:30.990
Do you want something?

587
00:22:30.990 --> 00:22:31.823
- [Greg] No, I'm good. Thanks.

588
00:22:31.823 --> 00:22:33.130
- Okay, I'll be right back.

589
00:22:36.902 --> 00:22:38.000
(Greg sighs)

590
00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:40.150
- [Greg] So I think that was
a pretty solid first day.

591
00:22:40.150 --> 00:22:41.640
We got some good stuff.

592
00:22:41.640 --> 00:22:43.060
Yeah, let's just figure
out when we're gonna--

593
00:22:43.060 --> 00:22:45.623
- No, no, no. We're not done, Greg.

594
00:22:46.787 --> 00:22:48.020
- [Greg] Uh, okay.

595
00:22:48.020 --> 00:22:49.550
Well, what are we gonna do?

596
00:22:49.550 --> 00:22:51.126
- We're gonna find him.

597
00:22:51.126 --> 00:22:52.640
(Greg laughs)

598
00:22:52.640 --> 00:22:53.473
- [Greg] What?

599
00:22:54.604 --> 00:22:56.810
How are we gonna find him?

600
00:22:56.810 --> 00:22:58.190
- From up there.

601
00:22:58.190 --> 00:22:59.023
- [Greg] Wait.

602
00:22:59.920 --> 00:23:00.860
Um...

603
00:23:01.820 --> 00:23:03.686
I'm sorry. Are we allowed
to go up there right now?

604
00:23:03.686 --> 00:23:04.980
- (chuckles) That's funny.

605
00:23:04.980 --> 00:23:06.620
I think that's what the
Washington Post asked

606
00:23:06.620 --> 00:23:08.497
before they published the
Pentagon papers, Greg.

607
00:23:08.497 --> 00:23:10.220
- What?
- Come on.

608
00:23:10.220 --> 00:23:12.450
If anything else, it'll
make for good footage.

609
00:23:12.450 --> 00:23:14.223
- [Greg] That was in like 1972.

610
00:23:20.010 --> 00:23:20.843
See anything?

611
00:23:22.220 --> 00:23:23.053
- No.

612
00:23:24.449 --> 00:23:25.282
Do you?

613
00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:29.233
- [Greg] Nah, just some
illegally parked cars.

614
00:23:30.290 --> 00:23:31.420
- Of course.

615
00:23:31.420 --> 00:23:32.820
I come out here in search for the truth

616
00:23:32.820 --> 00:23:35.413
and find a bunch of misdemeanors instead.

617
00:23:38.120 --> 00:23:38.953
Hey, you...

618
00:23:40.030 --> 00:23:42.253
You believe me, don't you, Greg?

619
00:23:43.490 --> 00:23:46.240
- [Greg] What, about Professor Zardonicus?

620
00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:47.623
Well yeah, of course I believe you.

621
00:23:47.623 --> 00:23:50.520
I wouldn't be doing this
project if I didn't.

622
00:23:50.520 --> 00:23:51.353
- Good.

623
00:23:52.550 --> 00:23:54.170
That's good.

624
00:23:54.170 --> 00:23:55.360
The only thing worse than monsters

625
00:23:55.360 --> 00:23:56.960
are the people who exploit them.

626
00:23:58.150 --> 00:23:59.690
- [Greg] Well, couldn't some people say

627
00:23:59.690 --> 00:24:01.160
that you're exploiting him,

628
00:24:01.160 --> 00:24:03.430
you know, for publicity maybe?

629
00:24:03.430 --> 00:24:05.640
- See, I've thought about that, Greg.

630
00:24:05.640 --> 00:24:06.473
I really have.

631
00:24:06.473 --> 00:24:09.223
But I can't let that cloud my judgment.

632
00:24:10.330 --> 00:24:13.500
I can't let it get in the
way of our investigation.

633
00:24:13.500 --> 00:24:15.560
We're on the search for truth.

634
00:24:15.560 --> 00:24:17.143
The people of this campus,

635
00:24:17.980 --> 00:24:20.240
they deserve to know the truth

636
00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:21.890
even if they choose to reject it.

637
00:24:24.635 --> 00:24:25.468
- [Greg] I don't know, man.

638
00:24:25.468 --> 00:24:28.280
You just seem so righteous
about the whole thing.

639
00:24:28.280 --> 00:24:29.640
- Only the discontent would see that

640
00:24:29.640 --> 00:24:31.060
as a criticism, Greg.

641
00:24:31.060 --> 00:24:33.110
Some people might say it's harsh.

642
00:24:33.110 --> 00:24:36.040
But you know what I
would say is harsh, Greg?

643
00:24:36.040 --> 00:24:38.200
I would say turning
your chemistry professor

644
00:24:38.200 --> 00:24:41.090
into a mythological
beast is a little harsh,

645
00:24:41.090 --> 00:24:41.940
wouldn't you say?

646
00:24:44.020 --> 00:24:46.130
- [Greg] I would call that overkill, yeah.

647
00:24:46.130 --> 00:24:47.630
- Yeah, it's overkill.

648
00:24:47.630 --> 00:24:48.600
It's really overkill

649
00:24:48.600 --> 00:24:51.180
especially when you kill a man's humanity

650
00:24:51.180 --> 00:24:53.130
by turning him into some beast.

651
00:24:53.130 --> 00:24:55.070
Have you seen those lifeless eyes?

652
00:24:55.070 --> 00:24:59.130
- [Greg] So you actually
know his intrinsic character

653
00:24:59.130 --> 00:25:00.110
after one encounter?

654
00:25:00.110 --> 00:25:01.830
- I'm not talking about
his intrinsic character.

655
00:25:01.830 --> 00:25:03.820
I'm talking about his spirituality.

656
00:25:03.820 --> 00:25:07.160
The essence around him in that moment.

657
00:25:07.160 --> 00:25:10.210
I saw him. I looked him
dead in the eyes, Greg.

658
00:25:10.210 --> 00:25:12.490
And you know what I saw in there?

659
00:25:12.490 --> 00:25:14.380
Nothing that resembled a human

660
00:25:14.380 --> 00:25:16.750
except for the torn lab coat

661
00:25:16.750 --> 00:25:19.023
and once pinkish skin.

662
00:25:20.490 --> 00:25:21.323
- [Greg] Once.

663
00:25:21.323 --> 00:25:22.870
What does it look like now?

664
00:25:22.870 --> 00:25:26.340
- It's disfigured and torn.

665
00:25:26.340 --> 00:25:27.173
Like he was trying to

666
00:25:27.173 --> 00:25:29.290
claw his way out.
- So anybody who's not

667
00:25:29.290 --> 00:25:31.335
the same color as you
doesn't have humanity?

668
00:25:31.335 --> 00:25:32.168
- No, Greg.

669
00:25:32.168 --> 00:25:33.320
Don't make this about race.

670
00:25:33.320 --> 00:25:34.770
Don't make this about race.

671
00:25:34.770 --> 00:25:35.960
He is not a race.

672
00:25:35.960 --> 00:25:37.662
He is a creature, okay?

673
00:25:37.662 --> 00:25:40.026
- [Greg] It just sounds
kinda like you're saying

674
00:25:40.026 --> 00:25:42.760
people without my skin
color are like a creature.

675
00:25:42.760 --> 00:25:44.313
- Oh Jesus Christ, Greg.

676
00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:46.851
I don't wanna sound like one of those

677
00:25:46.851 --> 00:25:47.684
discontent people but--
- You have to be prepared

678
00:25:47.684 --> 00:25:49.857
for these kinda things, right?

679
00:25:49.857 --> 00:25:52.290
- I'm not racist, all right?

680
00:25:52.290 --> 00:25:54.050
I mean, eventually
we're gonna have to move

681
00:25:54.050 --> 00:25:55.850
beyond just posters, right?

682
00:25:55.850 --> 00:25:57.070
- [Greg] Sure.

683
00:25:57.070 --> 00:25:58.990
- I don't know much about
this whole documentary thing

684
00:25:58.990 --> 00:26:01.530
but do you think that Sundance might be...

685
00:26:01.530 --> 00:26:03.130
Wait, wait, wait.

686
00:26:03.130 --> 00:26:04.480
Wait, did you see that?

687
00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:05.682
- [Greg] See what?

688
00:26:05.682 --> 00:26:06.980
- [Darren] I mean, it was just a blur

689
00:26:06.980 --> 00:26:08.470
but it definitely looked like him.

690
00:26:08.470 --> 00:26:09.543
- [Greg] I can't see anything

691
00:26:09.543 --> 00:26:10.630
back there, man.
- It looked like

692
00:26:10.630 --> 00:26:12.920
Professor Zardonicus, Greg.

693
00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:14.010
- [Greg] What are you talking about?

694
00:26:14.010 --> 00:26:15.710
- I saw him go around that corner.

695
00:26:16.830 --> 00:26:17.663
- [Greg] Darren, you're not thinking

696
00:26:17.663 --> 00:26:18.496
about going back there?

697
00:26:18.496 --> 00:26:19.410
- Well yes, I'm thinking
about going back there.

698
00:26:19.410 --> 00:26:20.680
I just saw him!

699
00:26:20.680 --> 00:26:21.513
Plus, he's not gonna attack

700
00:26:21.513 --> 00:26:22.346
if there's two of us.
- Dude, look how sketchy

701
00:26:22.346 --> 00:26:23.611
that place is, man.

702
00:26:23.611 --> 00:26:24.460
What?

703
00:26:24.460 --> 00:26:26.690
- He won't attack if
there's two of us, Greg.

704
00:26:26.690 --> 00:26:28.350
- [Greg] Yeah, a guy with a gun might.

705
00:26:28.350 --> 00:26:30.600
So, maybe just call it a day.

706
00:26:30.600 --> 00:26:31.433
- Fine. Yeah.

707
00:26:31.433 --> 00:26:32.900
Let's call it a day, that'd be great,

708
00:26:32.900 --> 00:26:34.143
when we saw him just around the corner.

709
00:26:34.143 --> 00:26:35.118
I'm just...

710
00:26:35.118 --> 00:26:36.560
- [Greg] Darren?

711
00:26:36.560 --> 00:26:37.544
No fucking way.

712
00:26:37.544 --> 00:26:39.070
Darren!

713
00:26:39.070 --> 00:26:39.903
Darren!

714
00:26:40.770 --> 00:26:41.603
Fuck.

715
00:26:42.760 --> 00:26:43.593
Darren?

716
00:26:44.660 --> 00:26:45.940
Darren?

717
00:26:45.940 --> 00:26:46.773
Okay.

718
00:26:48.260 --> 00:26:49.630
Good.

719
00:26:49.630 --> 00:26:50.463
Calm down, calm down.

720
00:26:50.463 --> 00:26:52.079
He's gotta be here somewhere.

721
00:26:52.079 --> 00:26:53.218
Fuck.

722
00:26:53.218 --> 00:26:55.155
Just put the fucking switch on.

723
00:26:55.155 --> 00:26:56.317
- Hey.
- Darren, oh!

724
00:26:56.317 --> 00:26:57.467
- Did you see anything?

725
00:26:59.400 --> 00:27:00.400
- [Greg] What?

726
00:27:00.400 --> 00:27:01.563
- Did you see anything?

727
00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:03.880
- [Greg] No!

728
00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:05.400
- Shit.

729
00:27:05.400 --> 00:27:06.850
I didn't see anything either.

730
00:27:08.170 --> 00:27:09.749
It was definitely worth
a try though, right?

731
00:27:09.749 --> 00:27:11.430
(Darren chuckles)

732
00:27:11.430 --> 00:27:12.940
Right?

733
00:27:12.940 --> 00:27:14.130
- [Greg] Just...

734
00:27:14.130 --> 00:27:14.963
Can we go?

735
00:27:15.912 --> 00:27:17.665
- Well, yeah. I mean, sure.

736
00:27:17.665 --> 00:27:19.415
It's kinda creepy back here anyway.

737
00:27:22.539 --> 00:27:24.090
Are you coming or are you
just gonna stand there?

738
00:27:24.090 --> 00:27:24.923
- [Greg] Yeah, I'm coming.

739
00:27:24.923 --> 00:27:25.810
- Come on, let's go.

740
00:27:27.190 --> 00:27:28.470
Honestly, today was a little slow

741
00:27:28.470 --> 00:27:31.170
but tomorrow we're gonna
hit the ground running.

742
00:27:31.170 --> 00:27:34.240
The whole flyer thing, big waste of time.

743
00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:36.520
I say we go straight to the press.

744
00:27:36.520 --> 00:27:38.390
Go to the campus media outlets,

745
00:27:38.390 --> 00:27:39.694
see if we can't get some good--

746
00:27:39.694 --> 00:27:40.940
- Wait, Darren! I think I saw something!

747
00:27:40.940 --> 00:27:41.773
- What?

748
00:27:41.773 --> 00:27:44.190
- I don't know but I think
it went into the fountain.

749
00:27:44.190 --> 00:27:45.410
- The fountain, of course.

750
00:27:45.410 --> 00:27:46.736
That's the last place I'd think to look.

751
00:27:46.736 --> 00:27:47.710
- Exactly.
- Of course he'd go there.

752
00:27:47.710 --> 00:27:48.543
All right, come on.

753
00:27:48.543 --> 00:27:49.500
Start recording now.

754
00:27:49.500 --> 00:27:51.370
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Start recording, Greg!

755
00:27:51.370 --> 00:27:52.354
Come on!

756
00:27:52.354 --> 00:27:53.530
(soft music)

757
00:27:53.530 --> 00:27:54.363
- [Greg] Wait, wait.

758
00:27:54.363 --> 00:27:55.500
Sorry, I forgot my light.

759
00:27:55.500 --> 00:27:56.370
- You said he went in there?

760
00:27:56.370 --> 00:27:58.430
- [Greg] What? The fountain?

761
00:27:58.430 --> 00:27:59.600
Uh, yeah, yeah.

762
00:27:59.600 --> 00:28:02.490
- So Professor Zardonicus
might be aquatic.

763
00:28:02.490 --> 00:28:04.530
- [Greg] Uh, you know,
I'm not really too sure.

764
00:28:04.530 --> 00:28:05.993
- You know what? I am.

765
00:28:07.770 --> 00:28:08.770
- [Greg] Wait, Darren.

766
00:28:08.770 --> 00:28:10.541
You're not thinking of going in there.

767
00:28:10.541 --> 00:28:11.530
- No.

768
00:28:11.530 --> 00:28:13.100
I'm gonna lose Professor Zardonicus

769
00:28:13.100 --> 00:28:14.740
because I'm scared of a little water.

770
00:28:14.740 --> 00:28:15.990
What do you think, Greg?

771
00:28:15.990 --> 00:28:16.823
- [Greg] But wait, wait.

772
00:28:16.823 --> 00:28:17.656
We can't do that.

773
00:28:17.656 --> 00:28:18.748
No, no, wait, Darren, Darren!

774
00:28:18.748 --> 00:28:20.116
No, come back here. Darren!

775
00:28:20.116 --> 00:28:23.199
(tense guitar music)

776
00:28:52.590 --> 00:28:53.860
- So, I mean, at least tonight

777
00:28:53.860 --> 00:28:55.200
wasn't a complete waste, right?

778
00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:56.400
- [Greg] No, not at all.

779
00:28:56.400 --> 00:29:00.204
- Now we know Professor
Zardonicus is at least buoyant!

780
00:29:00.204 --> 00:29:02.785
- [Greg] He's extremely buoyant!

781
00:29:02.785 --> 00:29:03.618
- [Security] Come back here!

782
00:29:03.618 --> 00:29:04.451
- Oh shit!

783
00:29:04.451 --> 00:29:05.290
See?

784
00:29:05.290 --> 00:29:08.100
The campus doesn't wanna know the truth.

785
00:29:08.100 --> 00:29:08.933
Fuck you!

786
00:29:08.933 --> 00:29:10.660
(Greg laughs)

787
00:29:10.660 --> 00:29:12.142
- [Rachel] Wait, you made him do what?

788
00:29:12.142 --> 00:29:13.910
- Oh, I had to.

789
00:29:13.910 --> 00:29:15.140
I had to call his bluff, man,

790
00:29:15.140 --> 00:29:16.770
and he did it.

791
00:29:16.770 --> 00:29:18.040
- [Rachel] Wait, Greg,
you could've been caught,

792
00:29:18.040 --> 00:29:18.873
both of you.

793
00:29:18.873 --> 00:29:19.854
- Ah, but we weren't.

794
00:29:19.854 --> 00:29:21.450
- [Rachel] That's not...

795
00:29:21.450 --> 00:29:22.283
Whatever.

796
00:29:22.283 --> 00:29:23.170
- Fuck, this is cool.

797
00:29:23.170 --> 00:29:24.003
- [Rachel] Okay, wait.

798
00:29:24.003 --> 00:29:26.710
I'm having a really hard
time focusing on your face.

799
00:29:26.710 --> 00:29:28.589
- Well, just press the button.

800
00:29:28.589 --> 00:29:29.895
- [Rachel] Okay, yeah.

801
00:29:29.895 --> 00:29:31.047
- No, that button right there.

802
00:29:31.047 --> 00:29:31.880
No that's--

803
00:29:31.880 --> 00:29:34.480
- [Rachel] So, what's
the course of action?

804
00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:35.313
Like?

805
00:29:36.393 --> 00:29:39.043
Do you think he's dangerous?
- And he's in my movie.

806
00:29:40.455 --> 00:29:41.781
What'd you say?

807
00:29:41.781 --> 00:29:43.440
- [Rachel] I said do you
think he's dangerous?

808
00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:44.273
- Well, no.

809
00:29:44.273 --> 00:29:45.720
He's like...

810
00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:46.740
He's a littler pretentious

811
00:29:46.740 --> 00:29:48.393
but he's not gonna hurt anybody.

812
00:29:49.487 --> 00:29:52.187
- [Rachel] How long do you
think you can keep this up?

813
00:29:53.320 --> 00:29:55.210
- As long as he wants to.

814
00:29:55.210 --> 00:29:58.420
Could I get him to go on like public news?

815
00:29:58.420 --> 00:30:01.040
Could we set something
up like we're gonna--

816
00:30:01.040 --> 00:30:02.156
- [Rachel] Come back down to earth.

817
00:30:02.156 --> 00:30:03.130
Come over here. Sit down.

818
00:30:03.130 --> 00:30:04.396
- Why? It's cool.

819
00:30:04.396 --> 00:30:08.280
- [Rachel] Okay, real question, Greg.

820
00:30:08.280 --> 00:30:10.823
Do you actually know what you're doing?

821
00:30:14.130 --> 00:30:15.313
- Yeah, I'd say so.

822
00:30:16.760 --> 00:30:18.630
After confirming Darren's sincerity

823
00:30:18.630 --> 00:30:20.490
with the fountain incident,

824
00:30:20.490 --> 00:30:21.900
I began to wonder

825
00:30:21.900 --> 00:30:24.490
could he persuade people to his beliefs

826
00:30:24.490 --> 00:30:26.330
on conviction alone?

827
00:30:26.330 --> 00:30:28.000
Stranger things have happened

828
00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:29.850
and stranger beliefs have spread.

829
00:30:29.850 --> 00:30:32.280
Could Darren be sitting
on a potential cult

830
00:30:32.280 --> 00:30:33.850
akin to Heaven's Gate?

831
00:30:33.850 --> 00:30:35.740
However, our second day of activities

832
00:30:35.740 --> 00:30:37.350
proved that Darren's beliefs

833
00:30:37.350 --> 00:30:39.653
were not so contagious.

834
00:30:40.510 --> 00:30:41.343
- Let me tell you!

835
00:30:41.343 --> 00:30:43.363
Do not be afraid of those who can kill

836
00:30:43.363 --> 00:30:45.280
both the body and the soul!

837
00:30:45.280 --> 00:30:47.685
Matthew 10:28.

838
00:30:47.685 --> 00:30:50.580
Do not be afraid of those
who can kill the body

839
00:30:50.580 --> 00:30:52.704
but cannot kill the soul.
- Jesus.

840
00:30:52.704 --> 00:30:54.380
- [Greg] Literally.

841
00:30:54.380 --> 00:30:57.180
- [Darren] I mean, you have to
admire his tenacity, really.

842
00:30:57.180 --> 00:30:59.810
- [Greg] I don't know if I'd
call it tenacity, Darren.

843
00:30:59.810 --> 00:31:01.750
- He's out here defending his beliefs,

844
00:31:01.750 --> 00:31:03.638
no matter how controversial.

845
00:31:03.638 --> 00:31:04.800
What would you call it?

846
00:31:04.800 --> 00:31:07.840
I mean, he really reminds
me a little bit of...

847
00:31:07.840 --> 00:31:09.108
Wait.
- What?

848
00:31:09.108 --> 00:31:10.040
- Wait, wait.

849
00:31:10.040 --> 00:31:10.873
Follow my lead.

850
00:31:10.873 --> 00:31:11.706
- [Greg] Wait, Darren, no.

851
00:31:11.706 --> 00:31:12.830
Come on, don't do this.

852
00:31:12.830 --> 00:31:14.440
- Do you believe what I'm saying?

853
00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:16.600
Do you--
- Hold on. Hi.

854
00:31:16.600 --> 00:31:17.780
How's it going?

855
00:31:17.780 --> 00:31:18.613
- What is this?

856
00:31:18.613 --> 00:31:20.370
Are you trying to humiliate
me for my beliefs?

857
00:31:20.370 --> 00:31:21.203
- Well, no.

858
00:31:21.203 --> 00:31:22.170
No, no, no. Not at all.

859
00:31:22.170 --> 00:31:23.610
I respect what you're doing out here,

860
00:31:23.610 --> 00:31:25.140
standing up for your beliefs like that.

861
00:31:25.140 --> 00:31:26.700
- Don't patronize me.

862
00:31:26.700 --> 00:31:27.533
- No, no, no.

863
00:31:27.533 --> 00:31:28.500
I would not patronize you.

864
00:31:28.500 --> 00:31:29.683
I'm a fellow believer.

865
00:31:30.550 --> 00:31:32.060
- You're a fellow believer?

866
00:31:32.060 --> 00:31:33.913
- Well, yes. I do believe.

867
00:31:34.960 --> 00:31:36.600
- A college student

868
00:31:36.600 --> 00:31:38.459
who isn't a radical atheist.

869
00:31:38.459 --> 00:31:40.330
(laughs) All the proof of God that I need.

870
00:31:40.330 --> 00:31:42.435
(Darren laughs)

871
00:31:42.435 --> 00:31:43.780
(Darren clears throat)

872
00:31:43.780 --> 00:31:45.520
So what's with the camera?

873
00:31:45.520 --> 00:31:48.670
- Well, actually I was gonna get to that.

874
00:31:48.670 --> 00:31:49.503
I actually came over here

875
00:31:49.503 --> 00:31:50.973
to give you one of these.

876
00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:55.610
- I'm confused.

877
00:31:55.610 --> 00:31:57.120
Is this...

878
00:31:57.120 --> 00:31:58.650
Did your little brother draw this?

879
00:31:58.650 --> 00:31:59.741
- Well, no, that is...

880
00:31:59.741 --> 00:32:02.320
That's Professor Zardonicus, see?

881
00:32:02.320 --> 00:32:03.400
- Professor what?

882
00:32:03.400 --> 00:32:04.270
- Zardonicus.

883
00:32:04.270 --> 00:32:06.590
I think it might be a Hungarian name.

884
00:32:06.590 --> 00:32:08.060
My friend and I are actually out here

885
00:32:08.060 --> 00:32:09.400
trying to prove his existence.

886
00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:10.860
I was just wondering if you could,

887
00:32:10.860 --> 00:32:12.000
I don't know, keep an eye out,

888
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:13.430
let us know if you see him.

889
00:32:13.430 --> 00:32:15.590
- I mean, this looks like a monster.

890
00:32:15.590 --> 00:32:16.930
- Well, he is.

891
00:32:16.930 --> 00:32:19.470
Not to put too fine a
point on it or anything,

892
00:32:19.470 --> 00:32:20.980
maybe a creature.

893
00:32:20.980 --> 00:32:22.577
Whatever the more
politically correct term is.

894
00:32:22.577 --> 00:32:23.760
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

895
00:32:23.760 --> 00:32:25.410
You're trying to get me to believe

896
00:32:25.410 --> 00:32:26.710
in a damn monster?

897
00:32:26.710 --> 00:32:27.543
- Well, yeah.

898
00:32:27.543 --> 00:32:29.170
You're a believe, so believe.

899
00:32:29.170 --> 00:32:31.160
- I believe in the Lord!

900
00:32:31.160 --> 00:32:31.993
- Okay.

901
00:32:31.993 --> 00:32:32.900
So do I.

902
00:32:32.900 --> 00:32:33.733
Congratulations!

903
00:32:33.733 --> 00:32:35.440
I've scratched your
back. Now scratch mine.

904
00:32:35.440 --> 00:32:36.990
I think that's what
Christ would've wanted.

905
00:32:36.990 --> 00:32:38.580
- I'm not gonna support this insanity!

906
00:32:38.580 --> 00:32:40.292
Do I look like a lunatic to you?

907
00:32:40.292 --> 00:32:43.180
- No, you look like an
open-minded individual

908
00:32:43.180 --> 00:32:44.483
which is why I approached you

909
00:32:44.483 --> 00:32:45.316
in the first place.
- Will you just

910
00:32:45.316 --> 00:32:46.530
leave me alone?

911
00:32:46.530 --> 00:32:47.730
Just go!
- Why?

912
00:32:47.730 --> 00:32:48.563
- Go!

913
00:32:48.563 --> 00:32:49.800
Just leave me alone!
- You don't believe!

914
00:32:49.800 --> 00:32:51.132
- Darren, let's go.

915
00:32:51.132 --> 00:32:52.030
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

916
00:32:52.030 --> 00:32:53.470
- You believe in nothing.

917
00:32:53.470 --> 00:32:56.420
- [Greg] So, Darren, what
do you think went wrong?

918
00:32:56.420 --> 00:32:58.310
- Um, I don't know.

919
00:32:58.310 --> 00:33:00.550
It seemed like all the cards

920
00:33:00.550 --> 00:33:02.350
were stacked in our favor, you know?

921
00:33:03.610 --> 00:33:05.510
I approached a like-minded individual

922
00:33:05.510 --> 00:33:08.193
and I guess he didn't believe me.

923
00:33:09.716 --> 00:33:12.970
I thought he might relate
to what I was going through

924
00:33:12.970 --> 00:33:16.480
but even if he doesn't believe me,

925
00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:17.840
then who the hell will?

926
00:33:17.840 --> 00:33:19.250
- [Greg] Darren, you don't wanna relate

927
00:33:19.250 --> 00:33:20.270
to guys like him, right?

928
00:33:20.270 --> 00:33:22.743
I mean, nobody takes him seriously.

929
00:33:23.780 --> 00:33:26.077
- Greg, there's an old saying

930
00:33:26.077 --> 00:33:28.823
that goes beggars can't be choosers.

931
00:33:30.300 --> 00:33:32.550
You know who the beggar
is in this situation?

932
00:33:33.700 --> 00:33:35.313
'Cause it sure as hell isn't him.

933
00:33:41.700 --> 00:33:42.950
- [Greg] Hey, Darren,

934
00:33:42.950 --> 00:33:45.600
do you think it might be your approach?

935
00:33:45.600 --> 00:33:48.120
- Do I think what might be my approach?

936
00:33:48.120 --> 00:33:51.023
- [Greg] Why people might
not be resonating with you?

937
00:33:52.040 --> 00:33:54.200
- This is just how I am, Greg.

938
00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:55.040
- [Greg] Well, think of it this way.

939
00:33:55.040 --> 00:33:57.010
So you have regular Christians

940
00:33:57.010 --> 00:34:00.110
and then you have fundamentalist
Christians like that guy.

941
00:34:00.110 --> 00:34:02.520
Now, even though these people

942
00:34:02.520 --> 00:34:04.840
basically believe the same kinda stuff,

943
00:34:04.840 --> 00:34:06.940
one is accepted by society

944
00:34:06.940 --> 00:34:08.530
and the other isn't.

945
00:34:08.530 --> 00:34:10.706
So why do you think that is?

946
00:34:10.706 --> 00:34:12.450
- I mean, it could have something to do

947
00:34:12.450 --> 00:34:14.250
with the whole your mom's a whore

948
00:34:14.250 --> 00:34:15.860
and the church knows it signs.

949
00:34:15.860 --> 00:34:17.250
- [Greg] Well, the signs are indicative

950
00:34:17.250 --> 00:34:18.770
of a bigger problem though, right?

951
00:34:18.770 --> 00:34:20.090
They're too blunt.

952
00:34:20.090 --> 00:34:21.923
And I think you're kinda too blunt.

953
00:34:23.590 --> 00:34:24.583
- I'm too blunt?

954
00:34:25.810 --> 00:34:27.040
- [Greg] Well...

955
00:34:27.040 --> 00:34:29.400
So the priests that I had growing up,

956
00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:31.350
they had a certain way
of talking about things.

957
00:34:31.350 --> 00:34:33.200
Like they eased you into it.

958
00:34:33.200 --> 00:34:34.540
They didn't beat you over the head

959
00:34:34.540 --> 00:34:37.400
with this apocalyptic stuff.

960
00:34:37.400 --> 00:34:38.233
- Okay.

961
00:34:38.233 --> 00:34:41.120
So, I mean, what do I do?

962
00:34:41.120 --> 00:34:42.690
- [Greg] Well, you know,

963
00:34:42.690 --> 00:34:44.833
we could try a PR touch up.

964
00:34:45.990 --> 00:34:48.660
- But I wouldn't even know where to begin.

965
00:34:48.660 --> 00:34:49.493
- I would.

966
00:34:50.940 --> 00:34:52.270
While this wouldn't get us any closer

967
00:34:52.270 --> 00:34:54.380
to proving the existence
of Darren's monster,

968
00:34:54.380 --> 00:34:56.070
my curiosity compelled me

969
00:34:56.070 --> 00:34:59.470
to suggest something rather unorthodox

970
00:34:59.470 --> 00:35:02.005
which he thankfully accepted.

971
00:35:02.005 --> 00:35:04.320
- First, just let me say thank you so much

972
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:05.610
for meeting with me, Father.

973
00:35:05.610 --> 00:35:06.443
- Absolutely.

974
00:35:06.443 --> 00:35:08.120
I'm always happy to talk.

975
00:35:08.120 --> 00:35:11.280
Especially when it's about
something urgent, as you put it.

976
00:35:11.280 --> 00:35:14.020
- Yes, I would say it's urgent.

977
00:35:14.020 --> 00:35:16.920
I was actually hoping to get some advice.

978
00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:19.980
- You know, it's not often
that someone your age

979
00:35:19.980 --> 00:35:22.200
comes to me for spiritual advice.

980
00:35:22.200 --> 00:35:23.670
It's...

981
00:35:23.670 --> 00:35:25.920
Honestly, it's quite touching for me.

982
00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:29.100
- Well, you know, it is spiritual

983
00:35:29.100 --> 00:35:31.810
but at the same time it isn't.

984
00:35:31.810 --> 00:35:33.640
You know what I mean?

985
00:35:33.640 --> 00:35:36.660
- No, I'm sorry. I don't follow.

986
00:35:36.660 --> 00:35:37.713
- Let me rephrase.

987
00:35:39.060 --> 00:35:42.740
I'm actually thinking of
becoming an ordained minister.

988
00:35:42.740 --> 00:35:44.270
- Oh.

989
00:35:44.270 --> 00:35:45.290
Well, that's wonderful.

990
00:35:45.290 --> 00:35:48.050
- Yeah, but I was hoping you could help me

991
00:35:48.050 --> 00:35:51.560
with the approach to the more
personable side of priesthood.

992
00:35:51.560 --> 00:35:52.393
- Personable?

993
00:35:53.600 --> 00:35:56.140
- Well, maybe I phrased it weird.

994
00:35:56.140 --> 00:35:57.770
What I meant was,

995
00:35:57.770 --> 00:36:00.040
when I preach the word,

996
00:36:00.040 --> 00:36:02.630
I'm met with scorn and mockery.

997
00:36:02.630 --> 00:36:04.290
- Oh, speak no more.

998
00:36:04.290 --> 00:36:07.480
Everybody in the church
is in the exact same boat.

999
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:08.840
- Well, yeah, that's the thing though.

1000
00:36:08.840 --> 00:36:10.770
You guys have a boat.

1001
00:36:10.770 --> 00:36:12.840
I'm kind of floundering at sea here.

1002
00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:16.533
I mean, how do you get your
word to resonate with people?

1003
00:36:18.250 --> 00:36:21.243
- Well, that's a difficult
question because--

1004
00:36:21.243 --> 00:36:22.670
- Oh, just a second.

1005
00:36:22.670 --> 00:36:23.720
I brought a notebook.

1006
00:36:25.204 --> 00:36:27.400
I'm gonna take some notes, you know.

1007
00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:31.510
- Faith means different
things to different people.

1008
00:36:31.510 --> 00:36:34.950
But I think it's also
important to keep in mind

1009
00:36:34.950 --> 00:36:37.880
that you're asking people to take a leap

1010
00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:41.230
and people don't leap out of fear.

1011
00:36:41.230 --> 00:36:42.763
It only paralyzes them.

1012
00:36:44.470 --> 00:36:46.560
It has to be for love.

1013
00:36:46.560 --> 00:36:50.320
And you have to make people understand

1014
00:36:50.320 --> 00:36:52.730
or to guide them to the understanding

1015
00:36:52.730 --> 00:36:57.550
that to worship God and to accept Him,

1016
00:36:57.550 --> 00:36:59.410
is to be loved.

1017
00:36:59.410 --> 00:37:00.960
- That's amazing.

1018
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:02.960
That, really, that's fantastic.

1019
00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:04.220
- Thank you.

1020
00:37:04.220 --> 00:37:05.960
But it's also important to keep in mind

1021
00:37:05.960 --> 00:37:07.690
that it's not just about faith--

1022
00:37:07.690 --> 00:37:09.610
- How do you make people believe

1023
00:37:09.610 --> 00:37:12.040
in the whole resurrection thing?

1024
00:37:12.040 --> 00:37:14.340
That seems like kind of
a big pill to swallow.

1025
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:19.483
- Um. (stutters)

1026
00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:22.680
- Wow. They really knew their stuff, huh?

1027
00:37:22.680 --> 00:37:24.130
- What'd I tell you?

1028
00:37:24.130 --> 00:37:26.160
- Look, I don't know what
to do with this information,

1029
00:37:26.160 --> 00:37:27.740
but when I find out it's gonna be like,

1030
00:37:27.740 --> 00:37:30.220
look out Professor, here I come!

1031
00:37:30.220 --> 00:37:31.680
- Well, just follow the model, right?

1032
00:37:31.680 --> 00:37:35.090
- Yeah but, I mean, where
am I gonna find my crowd?

1033
00:37:35.090 --> 00:37:36.390
- [Greg] Wherever you can.

1034
00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:41.261
The resulting solution was drastic

1035
00:37:41.261 --> 00:37:42.883
to say the least.

1036
00:37:43.720 --> 00:37:46.410
- That it does not cast their sunlight

1037
00:37:46.410 --> 00:37:48.023
in the Garden of Eden.

1038
00:37:49.859 --> 00:37:51.120
- [Greg] You nervous, Darren?

1039
00:37:51.120 --> 00:37:52.380
- What?

1040
00:37:52.380 --> 00:37:54.000
- [Greg] Just asking if you're nervous.

1041
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:57.310
- I mean, a little bit but, you know,

1042
00:37:57.310 --> 00:37:59.800
I did theater in high school, so.

1043
00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:00.633
- [Greg] Like what?

1044
00:38:00.633 --> 00:38:03.201
- You know, "King Lear",
"Hamlet", "Macbeth", all the--

1045
00:38:03.201 --> 00:38:04.034
- Shh!

1046
00:38:06.690 --> 00:38:08.190
- What the fuck?

1047
00:38:08.190 --> 00:38:09.980
- [Greg] You're not supposed to say

1048
00:38:09.980 --> 00:38:11.367
the name of the play.

1049
00:38:11.367 --> 00:38:12.390
- Superstitious much?

1050
00:38:12.390 --> 00:38:13.223
All I said was "Macbeth".

1051
00:38:13.223 --> 00:38:15.720
- [Greg] But there's a
curse around "Macbeth".

1052
00:38:15.720 --> 00:38:16.553
That's the idea.

1053
00:38:16.553 --> 00:38:17.960
That's why people get upset.

1054
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:19.478
- So, what? I shouldn't
say "Macbeth" anymore?

1055
00:38:19.478 --> 00:38:20.395
- No.
- Shh!

1056
00:38:21.416 --> 00:38:22.698
- Fine, I'll stop saying "Macbeth".

1057
00:38:22.698 --> 00:38:23.740
Is that what you want?

1058
00:38:23.740 --> 00:38:25.340
- [Greg] Just say the
Scottish play instead.

1059
00:38:25.340 --> 00:38:26.371
- What?

1060
00:38:26.371 --> 00:38:27.204
- [Greg] The Scottish play.

1061
00:38:27.204 --> 00:38:28.680
Say that instead.
- I'm talking about "Macbeth".

1062
00:38:28.680 --> 00:38:29.920
I'm not talking about a Scottish play.

1063
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:31.000
What are you talking about?

1064
00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:35.890
- I say hate is the
ancient theme run afoul

1065
00:38:35.890 --> 00:38:37.533
in mankind's passage.

1066
00:38:38.510 --> 00:38:43.163
- [Greg] Darren, I'm having
second thoughts about this.

1067
00:38:44.170 --> 00:38:45.500
- I'm the one that's
going out there on stage.

1068
00:38:45.500 --> 00:38:46.749
You're just filming it.

1069
00:38:46.749 --> 00:38:48.585
- [Greg] Yeah, I just...

1070
00:38:48.585 --> 00:38:51.780
It seemed like an
interesting idea at the time

1071
00:38:51.780 --> 00:38:54.990
but being here, I don't know
how you're gonna come across.

1072
00:38:54.990 --> 00:38:56.791
- Come across?

1073
00:38:56.791 --> 00:38:58.663
This audience right here?

1074
00:38:59.940 --> 00:39:02.470
They're built around acceptance

1075
00:39:02.470 --> 00:39:04.463
and never ending love.

1076
00:39:05.340 --> 00:39:06.870
They want the truth to come out, right?

1077
00:39:06.870 --> 00:39:07.830
I mean, that's what they're--

1078
00:39:07.830 --> 00:39:08.820
- [Greg] When they're saying coming out

1079
00:39:08.820 --> 00:39:10.180
they're talking about something different.

1080
00:39:10.180 --> 00:39:11.013
- Listen, Greg.

1081
00:39:11.013 --> 00:39:12.330
I think you're over analyzing this.

1082
00:39:12.330 --> 00:39:14.697
These people are very
accepting, all right?

1083
00:39:14.697 --> 00:39:17.670
They embrace everyone with open arms.

1084
00:39:17.670 --> 00:39:19.430
They're gonna embrace a creature

1085
00:39:19.430 --> 00:39:21.380
who's been locked away by society,

1086
00:39:21.380 --> 00:39:23.190
who's been put in a corner,

1087
00:39:23.190 --> 00:39:25.880
who's been seen as a monster.

1088
00:39:25.880 --> 00:39:29.107
- Yet you force me to look away from you.

1089
00:39:30.324 --> 00:39:32.277
(audience applauding)

1090
00:39:32.277 --> 00:39:35.527
(Darren clears throat)

1091
00:39:43.380 --> 00:39:45.300
- Hi, everyone.

1092
00:39:45.300 --> 00:39:46.890
Thank you so much for coming out.

1093
00:39:46.890 --> 00:39:49.260
My name is Darren.

1094
00:39:49.260 --> 00:39:52.890
And I wanna share something
with you guys tonight.

1095
00:39:52.890 --> 00:39:55.160
You see, because there's someone

1096
00:39:55.160 --> 00:39:56.970
very near and dear to my heart

1097
00:39:56.970 --> 00:39:59.190
that needs to come out to the world,

1098
00:39:59.190 --> 00:40:02.644
that needs accepting people such as you.

1099
00:40:02.644 --> 00:40:07.644
And of course, I'm talking
about Professor Zardonicus.

1100
00:40:07.870 --> 00:40:09.100
Yes, that's right.

1101
00:40:09.100 --> 00:40:11.090
Professor Zardonicus.

1102
00:40:11.090 --> 00:40:16.090
The secret of this university
for the past 50 years.

1103
00:40:16.160 --> 00:40:17.880
He has been the subject

1104
00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:22.880
of cynicism and skepticism,
mockery, and scorn,

1105
00:40:24.130 --> 00:40:26.180
because we've been misunderstanding him.

1106
00:40:26.180 --> 00:40:28.160
Oh, we've been all wrong.

1107
00:40:28.160 --> 00:40:30.120
You see, because Professor Zardonicus

1108
00:40:30.120 --> 00:40:33.470
is not a creature who's driven by fear.

1109
00:40:33.470 --> 00:40:36.460
But instead, driven by love.

1110
00:40:36.460 --> 00:40:39.360
He needs us to find him

1111
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:42.180
because only by finding
Professor Zardonicus

1112
00:40:42.180 --> 00:40:44.630
can we truly find ourselves.

1113
00:40:44.630 --> 00:40:46.170
I'm here today to tell you

1114
00:40:46.170 --> 00:40:49.670
that Professor Zardonicus has
only remained in the shadows

1115
00:40:49.670 --> 00:40:52.270
because we have not made a space for him

1116
00:40:52.270 --> 00:40:55.340
in our heart and souls.

1117
00:40:55.340 --> 00:40:57.952
For the begotten are not the beloved.

1118
00:40:57.952 --> 00:40:59.860
- Shut up!
- Because the beloved

1119
00:40:59.860 --> 00:41:01.360
are those who believe

1120
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:03.108
in Professor Zardonicus.
- Boo!

1121
00:41:03.108 --> 00:41:04.870
(audience jeering)
- Would you stop?

1122
00:41:04.870 --> 00:41:06.210
I'm not done!

1123
00:41:06.210 --> 00:41:07.453
I'm not done yet!

1124
00:41:08.361 --> 00:41:09.680
I'm not done yet!

1125
00:41:09.680 --> 00:41:11.186
I wasn't done!

1126
00:41:11.186 --> 00:41:13.417
You're supposed to be accepting people!

1127
00:41:13.417 --> 00:41:14.796
I wasn't done yet!

1128
00:41:14.796 --> 00:41:16.530
I wasn't done yet.

1129
00:41:16.530 --> 00:41:18.540
See, Greg? That's what happens!

1130
00:41:18.540 --> 00:41:20.647
That's what happens when you
try to put yourself out there

1131
00:41:20.647 --> 00:41:22.450
and get people to believe in something

1132
00:41:22.450 --> 00:41:23.790
that hasn't been fucking programmed

1133
00:41:23.790 --> 00:41:24.874
into their minds since birth!

1134
00:41:24.874 --> 00:41:25.917
- [Greg] Darren, it's okay.

1135
00:41:25.917 --> 00:41:27.750
- No, it's not okay, Greg!

1136
00:41:27.750 --> 00:41:28.583
It's not okay!

1137
00:41:28.583 --> 00:41:29.770
They kicked me off the stage.

1138
00:41:29.770 --> 00:41:31.310
I had five fucking pages left

1139
00:41:31.310 --> 00:41:32.330
and they kicked me off the stage

1140
00:41:32.330 --> 00:41:33.620
like my opinion didn't matter!

1141
00:41:33.620 --> 00:41:36.100
- [Greg] Maybe that's
because an LGBT poetry slam

1142
00:41:36.100 --> 00:41:37.110
isn't the best platform--

1143
00:41:37.110 --> 00:41:38.910
- That was your idea, Greg!

1144
00:41:38.910 --> 00:41:40.470
That was your fucking idea!

1145
00:41:40.470 --> 00:41:42.315
- [Greg] It was a joke.

1146
00:41:42.315 --> 00:41:43.396
It was a joke!

1147
00:41:43.396 --> 00:41:46.146
(Darren sobbing)

1148
00:41:55.327 --> 00:41:57.177
- [Darren] I just don't get it, Greg.

1149
00:41:58.718 --> 00:42:00.223
- [Greg] You don't get what?

1150
00:42:08.166 --> 00:42:10.257
- Has it ever occurred to you

1151
00:42:10.257 --> 00:42:12.836
that the right place and time

1152
00:42:12.836 --> 00:42:15.586
is the only difference between
a mad man and a prophet?

1153
00:42:19.820 --> 00:42:21.473
- [Greg] I don't know about that.

1154
00:42:27.110 --> 00:42:29.060
- Professor Zardonicus deserves better.

1155
00:42:32.990 --> 00:42:35.240
He deserves better than
these fucking people.

1156
00:42:38.310 --> 00:42:39.143
- Okay.

1157
00:42:43.520 --> 00:42:46.810
Upset as he was about
the poetry night debacle,

1158
00:42:46.810 --> 00:42:48.480
Darren found that the event had in fact

1159
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:50.350
succeeded in raising his profile.

1160
00:42:50.350 --> 00:42:51.500
So he was invited...

1161
00:42:52.730 --> 00:42:55.590
Um, kinda doing something.

1162
00:42:55.590 --> 00:42:57.030
- [Rachel] Are you ready to go?

1163
00:42:57.030 --> 00:42:57.863
- To what?

1164
00:42:58.830 --> 00:43:01.017
- [Rachel] To Mark's birthday party.

1165
00:43:01.017 --> 00:43:02.430
Greg, you said we were gonna go.

1166
00:43:02.430 --> 00:43:03.263
- Okay.

1167
00:43:03.263 --> 00:43:04.100
I mean, you said you were gonna go.

1168
00:43:04.100 --> 00:43:05.173
I said I was thinking about going.

1169
00:43:05.173 --> 00:43:07.240
- [Rachel] Greg, I asked
you about this last week

1170
00:43:07.240 --> 00:43:08.580
and you said yes.

1171
00:43:08.580 --> 00:43:11.070
- Okay, I don't remember saying that, so.

1172
00:43:11.070 --> 00:43:13.070
- [Rachel] God, what
is with you right now?

1173
00:43:13.070 --> 00:43:13.903
It's happened three

1174
00:43:13.903 --> 00:43:14.963
times this week.
- What's with me right now?

1175
00:43:14.963 --> 00:43:16.660
Like, can you not see
what's with me right now?

1176
00:43:16.660 --> 00:43:18.990
- [Rachel] Yes, and I can't
depend on you anymore.

1177
00:43:18.990 --> 00:43:20.460
- You can't depend on me

1178
00:43:20.460 --> 00:43:22.640
to go to a birthday party

1179
00:43:22.640 --> 00:43:25.106
to a guy that I barely fucking know.

1180
00:43:25.106 --> 00:43:25.939
- You're making commitments

1181
00:43:25.939 --> 00:43:27.527
and then you're dropping
them and it makes me

1182
00:43:27.527 --> 00:43:28.966
feel like shit.
- That's my commitment.

1183
00:43:28.966 --> 00:43:30.510
That's my commitment.

1184
00:43:30.510 --> 00:43:31.343
- Okay.

1185
00:43:31.343 --> 00:43:32.176
- [Greg] Do you want
me to get an A or not?

1186
00:43:32.176 --> 00:43:33.009
That's worth 25%

1187
00:43:33.009 --> 00:43:34.595
of my final grade.
- So, what is this?

1188
00:43:34.595 --> 00:43:35.428
- [Greg] What?

1189
00:43:35.428 --> 00:43:37.170
- Is this not a commitment?

1190
00:43:37.170 --> 00:43:38.580
This is your grade, okay, I get it.

1191
00:43:38.580 --> 00:43:40.420
But what else, is it really helping you,

1192
00:43:40.420 --> 00:43:43.540
this documentary, this
Professor Zardonicus bullshit?

1193
00:43:43.540 --> 00:43:45.430
You're chasing a monster. It's not real.

1194
00:43:45.430 --> 00:43:46.940
- Before I didn't work hard enough

1195
00:43:46.940 --> 00:43:49.330
and now I word too hard.

1196
00:43:49.330 --> 00:43:51.080
You can either complain about me--

1197
00:43:51.080 --> 00:43:52.370
- Greg, that's work.
- Watching movies and

1198
00:43:52.370 --> 00:43:53.750
playing video games all day

1199
00:43:53.750 --> 00:43:54.759
or you can complain about me going

1200
00:43:54.759 --> 00:43:55.592
not going to parties.
- This isn't work.

1201
00:43:55.592 --> 00:43:56.425
What is this?

1202
00:43:56.425 --> 00:43:57.422
You're talking about a monster

1203
00:43:57.422 --> 00:43:58.903
that doesn't exist, Greg.
- You gotta choose one.

1204
00:43:59.830 --> 00:44:02.760
This project exists.

1205
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:04.040
That should be good enough for you.

1206
00:44:04.040 --> 00:44:06.090
It's good enough for me.

1207
00:44:06.090 --> 00:44:07.893
So just go to the party.

1208
00:44:09.410 --> 00:44:10.243
- Great.

1209
00:44:11.987 --> 00:44:14.522
All right, it would be great
if you were there but--

1210
00:44:14.522 --> 00:44:16.318
- Yeah, whatever.

1211
00:44:16.318 --> 00:44:18.493
- [Rachel] All right.

1212
00:44:18.493 --> 00:44:20.010
- Tell Mark I said hi.

1213
00:44:20.010 --> 00:44:20.843
- [Rachel] Sure.

1214
00:44:24.603 --> 00:44:25.436
- Fuck.

1215
00:44:34.507 --> 00:44:37.590
(Greg clears throat)

1216
00:44:40.110 --> 00:44:42.140
After Darren's video went viral,

1217
00:44:42.140 --> 00:44:45.130
he was invited to an interview

1218
00:44:45.130 --> 00:44:47.950
at the official university radio station

1219
00:44:47.950 --> 00:44:51.250
and the results were to be expected.

1220
00:44:51.250 --> 00:44:52.083
- All right, everybody.

1221
00:44:52.083 --> 00:44:53.100
Welcome back to the show.

1222
00:44:53.100 --> 00:44:54.570
You know what station you're at.

1223
00:44:54.570 --> 00:44:56.280
It's your host, Keegan Michaels,

1224
00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:58.250
bringing you the latest campus news.

1225
00:44:58.250 --> 00:45:01.621
Joining me is a very special guest.

1226
00:45:01.621 --> 00:45:03.560
You know that one weird dude

1227
00:45:03.560 --> 00:45:05.410
who crashed the poetry slam?

1228
00:45:05.410 --> 00:45:09.360
It's our university's
very own Darren Mitchell.

1229
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:11.300
Darren, how are you doing today?

1230
00:45:11.300 --> 00:45:12.600
- Well, I'm doing all right, Keegan.

1231
00:45:12.600 --> 00:45:13.540
Thank you for asking.

1232
00:45:13.540 --> 00:45:14.940
- It's customary.

1233
00:45:14.940 --> 00:45:16.810
What I really wanted to know and get to

1234
00:45:16.810 --> 00:45:18.830
was more along the lines of

1235
00:45:18.830 --> 00:45:21.110
what the hell were you
thinking that night?

1236
00:45:21.110 --> 00:45:23.610
- Um, well. (clears throat)

1237
00:45:23.610 --> 00:45:26.170
You see, that was a night of expression

1238
00:45:27.020 --> 00:45:29.670
and I got up on that
stage to express myself.

1239
00:45:29.670 --> 00:45:32.350
- No, everybody else was
expressing themselves.

1240
00:45:32.350 --> 00:45:34.480
What you did was you stole the spotlight

1241
00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:37.110
away from people who were
sharing their experiences

1242
00:45:37.110 --> 00:45:40.570
as members of the LGBT community

1243
00:45:40.570 --> 00:45:42.470
to talk some bullshit about a monster.

1244
00:45:42.470 --> 00:45:46.570
- Well, okay, Professor
Zardonicus is not a monster.

1245
00:45:46.570 --> 00:45:48.440
Hitler was a monster.

1246
00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:50.110
Would you compare the victim

1247
00:45:50.110 --> 00:45:53.056
of a horrific prank to Adolf Hitler?

1248
00:45:53.056 --> 00:45:53.889
(Keegan sighs)

1249
00:45:53.889 --> 00:45:54.810
- Okay.

1250
00:45:54.810 --> 00:45:57.030
You are a grown ass man.
- I am.

1251
00:45:57.030 --> 00:45:58.890
- A student of this university

1252
00:45:58.890 --> 00:46:01.950
who would rather choose to spend his time

1253
00:46:01.950 --> 00:46:03.840
talking about the Boogie Man.

1254
00:46:03.840 --> 00:46:06.700
- Yes, because there are
just so many similarities

1255
00:46:06.700 --> 00:46:09.670
between the Boogie Man and
Professor Zardonicus, right?

1256
00:46:09.670 --> 00:46:12.890
- Which are figments of
your imagination, so.

1257
00:46:12.890 --> 00:46:14.290
- Tell me something, Keegan.

1258
00:46:15.420 --> 00:46:18.620
Have you ever met your
great great grandfather?

1259
00:46:18.620 --> 00:46:19.880
- Um--
- Let me stop you right there.

1260
00:46:19.880 --> 00:46:21.320
You haven't.

1261
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:23.860
Does that make him a
figment of your imagination?

1262
00:46:23.860 --> 00:46:25.570
Does that make him not real?

1263
00:46:25.570 --> 00:46:27.870
- Darren, the fact that
we have a cameraman

1264
00:46:27.870 --> 00:46:30.840
recording this whole thing
clearly makes it obvious

1265
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:32.500
that you're just looking for attention.

1266
00:46:32.500 --> 00:46:35.640
- Well, you're the one with
a radio station, Keegan.

1267
00:46:35.640 --> 00:46:37.430
Are you just looking for attention?

1268
00:46:37.430 --> 00:46:39.530
- No, I'm looking for a story.

1269
00:46:39.530 --> 00:46:40.890
- So am I.

1270
00:46:40.890 --> 00:46:43.200
Just because my story doesn't align

1271
00:46:43.200 --> 00:46:45.050
with societal norms,

1272
00:46:45.050 --> 00:46:47.080
doesn't mean that it's not worth telling

1273
00:46:47.080 --> 00:46:48.393
or that it's not true.

1274
00:46:50.488 --> 00:46:52.810
- Let's go to our student body.

1275
00:46:52.810 --> 00:46:54.980
Everyone, I want you to call in

1276
00:46:54.980 --> 00:46:57.030
and tell me what you think on the matter.

1277
00:46:57.960 --> 00:46:59.680
You're on the air with Keegan.

1278
00:46:59.680 --> 00:47:01.010
To whom am I speaking?

1279
00:47:01.010 --> 00:47:03.440
- [Casey] Hi, Keegan. My name is Casey.

1280
00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:04.770
I'm a junior.

1281
00:47:04.770 --> 00:47:06.780
- Nice to be talking to you, Casey.

1282
00:47:06.780 --> 00:47:09.590
Tell me, what are your thoughts
about this whole thing?

1283
00:47:09.590 --> 00:47:11.560
- [Casey] Well, let's give
the benefit of the doubt

1284
00:47:11.560 --> 00:47:15.000
and say this guy really believes
in Professor Zardonicus.

1285
00:47:15.000 --> 00:47:17.940
What I have to ask is
how is what you're doing

1286
00:47:17.940 --> 00:47:19.680
even getting closer to proving that?

1287
00:47:19.680 --> 00:47:22.120
- You don't think I'm
doing a good job, Casey?

1288
00:47:22.120 --> 00:47:24.740
- [Casey] I don't even think
you're trying, honestly.

1289
00:47:24.740 --> 00:47:26.480
All you do is harass people

1290
00:47:26.480 --> 00:47:29.280
and you expect us to
take you on your word?

1291
00:47:29.280 --> 00:47:31.140
- How am I harassing people?

1292
00:47:31.140 --> 00:47:33.240
I am out there spreading the word

1293
00:47:33.240 --> 00:47:35.020
about Professor Zardonicus.

1294
00:47:35.020 --> 00:47:37.930
I am making people aware of a creature

1295
00:47:37.930 --> 00:47:40.220
that stalks this campus.

1296
00:47:40.220 --> 00:47:41.750
If people are aware,

1297
00:47:41.750 --> 00:47:43.443
they can find him.

1298
00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:46.730
I don't know how else to
explain this to you, Casey.

1299
00:47:46.730 --> 00:47:48.170
How am I not coming across?

1300
00:47:48.170 --> 00:47:50.170
- [Casey] Honestly, I
think you're just dodging.

1301
00:47:50.170 --> 00:47:51.458
I think you're not going after him

1302
00:47:51.458 --> 00:47:53.150
because, like the guy said,

1303
00:47:53.150 --> 00:47:56.220
you want attention more
than you want this truth.

1304
00:47:56.220 --> 00:47:57.490
Why aren't you going out there

1305
00:47:57.490 --> 00:47:59.227
and really trying to find this thing?

1306
00:47:59.227 --> 00:48:01.440
And why don't you find other witnesses?

1307
00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:04.300
There has to be somebody
else who's seen this thing.

1308
00:48:04.300 --> 00:48:06.670
Can you say that you have actually gotten

1309
00:48:06.670 --> 00:48:08.683
any closer to proving that he's real?

1310
00:48:11.350 --> 00:48:13.360
- [Keegan] Got anything to say, Darren?

1311
00:48:13.360 --> 00:48:14.995
- I mean, um,

1312
00:48:14.995 --> 00:48:19.800
there's just the fact that he's, uh...

1313
00:48:21.207 --> 00:48:22.040
(Keegan laughs)

1314
00:48:22.040 --> 00:48:23.940
- [Keegan] I think you got him, Casey.

1315
00:48:27.850 --> 00:48:29.460
- So, update.

1316
00:48:29.460 --> 00:48:31.280
Darren has asked me to come out here

1317
00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:34.090
and meet him the middle of the woods.

1318
00:48:34.090 --> 00:48:37.400
Which will surely not
end in my violent murder.

1319
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:39.150
Yeah, so my car broke down

1320
00:48:39.150 --> 00:48:40.500
and now I'm being driven by

1321
00:48:40.500 --> 00:48:43.025
the lovely and beautiful Rachel Patten.

1322
00:48:43.025 --> 00:48:44.183
- Shut up.

1323
00:48:44.183 --> 00:48:45.747
- Okay.

1324
00:48:45.747 --> 00:48:46.580
Anyways.

1325
00:48:46.580 --> 00:48:48.450
- This is a really bad idea, by the way.

1326
00:48:48.450 --> 00:48:49.460
- You said that part.

1327
00:48:49.460 --> 00:48:51.110
Since the radio interview

1328
00:48:51.110 --> 00:48:52.770
Darren has not been doing so well.

1329
00:48:52.770 --> 00:48:54.770
He has withdrawn even from me

1330
00:48:54.770 --> 00:48:58.253
and I don't think he talks
to anybody else, honestly.

1331
00:48:59.970 --> 00:49:01.340
He only invites me over now

1332
00:49:01.340 --> 00:49:02.980
so I can record random footage

1333
00:49:02.980 --> 00:49:04.990
of him researching stuff on his laptop

1334
00:49:04.990 --> 00:49:06.800
and, I don't know,

1335
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:08.395
like staring out the window.

1336
00:49:08.395 --> 00:49:10.420
- [Rachel] That's a lot of progress.

1337
00:49:10.420 --> 00:49:12.760
- Well, at least today he said

1338
00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:14.880
that something big was gonna go down.

1339
00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:16.128
And I don't think he would hype it up

1340
00:49:16.128 --> 00:49:18.067
without something to show for it.

1341
00:49:18.067 --> 00:49:22.320
- Something to show for
it as in your death?

1342
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:23.290
From what you've talked about, Greg,

1343
00:49:23.290 --> 00:49:26.370
it sounds like he has issues.

1344
00:49:26.370 --> 00:49:29.163
Like real, real issues.

1345
00:49:30.470 --> 00:49:32.590
- He's kind of out there

1346
00:49:32.590 --> 00:49:34.020
and he's a little forward.

1347
00:49:34.020 --> 00:49:35.457
- He's kind of out there?

1348
00:49:35.457 --> 00:49:36.760
- He's, okay--
- Greg.

1349
00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:38.157
- I don't know if he's insane,

1350
00:49:38.157 --> 00:49:38.990
if that's what you're getting at.

1351
00:49:38.990 --> 00:49:42.010
- You don't know anything about him, Greg.

1352
00:49:42.010 --> 00:49:43.720
You don't know where he came from,

1353
00:49:43.720 --> 00:49:44.890
about his parents.

1354
00:49:44.890 --> 00:49:48.580
You have no idea about anything.

1355
00:49:48.580 --> 00:49:51.390
- I know he's not dangerous, okay?

1356
00:49:51.390 --> 00:49:52.573
And that's like the
important thing, right?

1357
00:49:52.573 --> 00:49:54.773
- I'm not talking about
him being dangerous.

1358
00:49:55.950 --> 00:49:57.163
- Then what are you talking about?

1359
00:49:57.163 --> 00:49:57.996
- I...

1360
00:49:59.000 --> 00:50:01.571
It sounds like you're
taking advantage of him.

1361
00:50:01.571 --> 00:50:02.871
- Taking advantage of him?

1362
00:50:04.620 --> 00:50:06.738
What, like he's not
taking advantage of me?

1363
00:50:06.738 --> 00:50:08.073
- Shut up, Greg.

1364
00:50:09.138 --> 00:50:09.971
- Okay.

1365
00:50:11.370 --> 00:50:12.393
- If I were you,

1366
00:50:13.260 --> 00:50:16.090
I would at least try to figure out

1367
00:50:17.140 --> 00:50:18.540
what it is I'm dealing with.

1368
00:50:20.430 --> 00:50:22.770
- How would you approach that?

1369
00:50:22.770 --> 00:50:24.314
- I don't know, Greg.

1370
00:50:24.314 --> 00:50:26.243
You're the one making a documentary.

1371
00:50:31.593 --> 00:50:34.392
(Greg sighs)

1372
00:50:34.392 --> 00:50:35.946
This is it.

1373
00:50:35.946 --> 00:50:37.696
- [Greg] There he is.

1374
00:50:39.263 --> 00:50:40.750
- Hey, hey, guys.

1375
00:50:40.750 --> 00:50:42.100
Glad you could make it
all the way out here.

1376
00:50:42.100 --> 00:50:43.604
- Yeah.
- Absolutely, man.

1377
00:50:43.604 --> 00:50:44.810
- [Rachel] We haven't actually met.

1378
00:50:44.810 --> 00:50:46.270
I'm Rachel, Greg's girlfriend.

1379
00:50:46.270 --> 00:50:47.883
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

1380
00:50:48.760 --> 00:50:50.790
Thank you for letting
me steal him away again.

1381
00:50:50.790 --> 00:50:53.280
- Yeah, just make sure
you bring him home alive.

1382
00:50:53.280 --> 00:50:54.745
It's his turn to do the dishes tonight.

1383
00:50:54.745 --> 00:50:55.874
(Darren laughs)
- Oh, come on.

1384
00:50:55.874 --> 00:50:57.663
You know I'm not gonna do the dishes.

1385
00:50:58.580 --> 00:50:59.670
- Yeah, we're just,

1386
00:50:59.670 --> 00:51:00.503
we're just gonna hang out.

1387
00:51:00.503 --> 00:51:02.750
You know, maybe uncover the existence

1388
00:51:02.750 --> 00:51:05.650
of some humanoid type create, right, Greg?

1389
00:51:05.650 --> 00:51:06.483
- [Greg] Yeah!

1390
00:51:07.900 --> 00:51:09.040
- Yeah.
- Sweet.

1391
00:51:09.040 --> 00:51:10.201
- [Greg] Well, yeah,
thanks for the ride, babe.

1392
00:51:10.201 --> 00:51:11.800
- Get to it. Of course.
- Yeah, thanks, babe.

1393
00:51:11.800 --> 00:51:12.680
Thank you.

1394
00:51:12.680 --> 00:51:13.513
Thank you.

1395
00:51:13.513 --> 00:51:15.360
(Darren and Rachel laugh nervously)

1396
00:51:15.360 --> 00:51:16.713
She was pretty nice.

1397
00:51:17.898 --> 00:51:19.083
Rachel, I mean.

1398
00:51:20.180 --> 00:51:21.610
- [Greg] Yeah, I would say so.

1399
00:51:21.610 --> 00:51:23.783
- How long have you two been going out?

1400
00:51:25.260 --> 00:51:26.630
- [Greg] I guess it's
been about three years.

1401
00:51:26.630 --> 00:51:29.340
We started dating back
when we were freshmen, so.

1402
00:51:29.340 --> 00:51:30.470
- Nice.

1403
00:51:30.470 --> 00:51:31.303
Nice.

1404
00:51:31.303 --> 00:51:33.540
You know, I didn't wanna
say anything back there

1405
00:51:33.540 --> 00:51:37.133
but uh, my last girlfriend
was actually named Rachel.

1406
00:51:38.650 --> 00:51:39.730
- [Greg] Oh yeah?

1407
00:51:39.730 --> 00:51:40.563
- Yeah.

1408
00:51:40.563 --> 00:51:41.740
I wish I had more to say about her

1409
00:51:41.740 --> 00:51:43.913
but, uh, that's about it.

1410
00:51:44.972 --> 00:51:46.670
- [Greg] Why? It didn't end very well?

1411
00:51:46.670 --> 00:51:49.100
- I mean, relatively to what?
The Hindenburg disaster?

1412
00:51:49.100 --> 00:51:49.933
(chuckles)

1413
00:51:49.933 --> 00:51:52.023
No, I think it was okay compared to that.

1414
00:51:53.018 --> 00:51:54.412
- [Greg] Well, if you
don't mind my asking,

1415
00:51:54.412 --> 00:51:55.323
what happened?

1416
00:51:57.190 --> 00:51:59.320
- You know, the normal relationship stuff.

1417
00:51:59.320 --> 00:52:02.650
She says she wants honesty and openness,

1418
00:52:02.650 --> 00:52:04.723
that she wants to know the truth.

1419
00:52:04.723 --> 00:52:06.800
But when I try to tell her the truth...

1420
00:52:10.452 --> 00:52:13.333
It's not always easy
getting what you want, Greg.

1421
00:52:16.190 --> 00:52:19.937
- [Greg] Was this truth
Professor Zardonicus related?

1422
00:52:19.937 --> 00:52:22.540
(Darren sighs)

1423
00:52:22.540 --> 00:52:23.892
- Yeah.

1424
00:52:23.892 --> 00:52:24.725
It was.

1425
00:52:25.660 --> 00:52:26.493
- [Greg] Oh.

1426
00:52:27.530 --> 00:52:29.020
Uh, Darren?

1427
00:52:29.020 --> 00:52:30.190
How much further do we got?

1428
00:52:30.190 --> 00:52:31.977
- [Darren] Not much further, honestly.

1429
00:52:31.977 --> 00:52:33.560
- [Greg] You said that last time though.

1430
00:52:33.560 --> 00:52:36.010
- [Darren] Okay, well time
is a subjective thing, Greg.

1431
00:52:36.010 --> 00:52:37.170
I don't know what you want me to say.

1432
00:52:37.170 --> 00:52:38.003
- [Greg] That's your answer?

1433
00:52:38.003 --> 00:52:39.080
That time is subjective?

1434
00:52:39.080 --> 00:52:39.913
- Yes.

1435
00:52:39.913 --> 00:52:41.250
- [Greg] No, we have clocks, Darren.

1436
00:52:41.250 --> 00:52:42.420
They measure time.

1437
00:52:42.420 --> 00:52:45.260
- Okay, look, it's just a
little bit further, I promise.

1438
00:52:45.260 --> 00:52:46.730
Now, please, can we just keep moving?

1439
00:52:46.730 --> 00:52:48.120
There's thorns in this part.

1440
00:52:48.120 --> 00:52:49.540
- [Greg] Yeah, uh, look.

1441
00:52:49.540 --> 00:52:50.797
I didn't really sign up for this

1442
00:52:50.797 --> 00:52:52.210
"Blair Witch" shit, all right?

1443
00:52:52.210 --> 00:52:53.480
- [Darren] I don't know what that is.

1444
00:52:53.480 --> 00:52:54.313
- [Greg] What?

1445
00:52:54.313 --> 00:52:55.907
- You watched in like
film class or something?

1446
00:52:55.907 --> 00:52:57.487
- [Greg] No, it's iconic, Darren.

1447
00:52:57.487 --> 00:52:59.730
What are you talking about?

1448
00:52:59.730 --> 00:53:00.980
- Well, it's not that iconic.

1449
00:53:00.980 --> 00:53:02.390
I haven't heard of it.

1450
00:53:02.390 --> 00:53:04.410
- [Greg] Oh, what? You're a connoisseur?

1451
00:53:04.410 --> 00:53:06.450
You're the fucking arbiter of culture?

1452
00:53:06.450 --> 00:53:08.180
- [Darren] I don't know what
you're trying to say, Greg,

1453
00:53:08.180 --> 00:53:09.490
but I haven't seen that movie

1454
00:53:09.490 --> 00:53:11.424
so it must not be very good.

1455
00:53:11.424 --> 00:53:13.270
(Darren grunts)

1456
00:53:13.270 --> 00:53:14.260
- [Greg] You good?

1457
00:53:14.260 --> 00:53:15.520
- Yeah, come on.

1458
00:53:15.520 --> 00:53:16.353
- [Greg] Okay.

1459
00:53:17.481 --> 00:53:18.314
Goddammit.

1460
00:53:18.314 --> 00:53:19.620
Do you even know where we're going?

1461
00:53:19.620 --> 00:53:20.810
- Of course I know where we're going.

1462
00:53:20.810 --> 00:53:22.980
We gotta take a right up here.

1463
00:53:22.980 --> 00:53:24.287
Take a right.

1464
00:53:24.287 --> 00:53:26.100
- [Greg] That's going straight.

1465
00:53:26.100 --> 00:53:27.520
You're going straight.

1466
00:53:27.520 --> 00:53:29.129
- Straight to the right.

1467
00:53:29.129 --> 00:53:31.795
You gotta climb--
- The fuck are you doing?

1468
00:53:31.795 --> 00:53:33.593
Whoa, are you okay?
- Don't fall.

1469
00:53:33.593 --> 00:53:34.930
Don't fall like me, Greg.

1470
00:53:34.930 --> 00:53:35.763
There's thorns everywhere.

1471
00:53:35.763 --> 00:53:37.350
- [Greg] Why are you climbing a tree?

1472
00:53:37.350 --> 00:53:39.750
Okay, Darren, can we
just stop for a second?

1473
00:53:39.750 --> 00:53:41.750
- Stop? We can't stop, Greg.

1474
00:53:41.750 --> 00:53:43.960
It's gonna get dark if we don't hurry up.

1475
00:53:43.960 --> 00:53:45.969
- [Greg] I'm just getting
a little overwhelmed.

1476
00:53:45.969 --> 00:53:47.967
There's a lot of mosquitoes.
- It's fine.

1477
00:53:47.967 --> 00:53:50.170
Just follow me.
- A lot of branches.

1478
00:53:50.170 --> 00:53:52.210
A lot of shit around.
- Greg.

1479
00:53:52.210 --> 00:53:53.260
Follow me.

1480
00:53:53.260 --> 00:53:54.640
We're gonna take a right up ahead

1481
00:53:54.640 --> 00:53:56.510
and everything's gonna be fine.

1482
00:53:56.510 --> 00:53:57.343
Just come on.

1483
00:53:59.390 --> 00:54:00.683
- [Greg] Fuck. Okay.

1484
00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:03.320
- Watch out.

1485
00:54:03.320 --> 00:54:04.710
Bear hole.

1486
00:54:04.710 --> 00:54:05.630
- [Greg] What?

1487
00:54:05.630 --> 00:54:07.000
- Bears dig holes like that.

1488
00:54:07.000 --> 00:54:09.150
They keep their young in them.

1489
00:54:09.150 --> 00:54:10.440
- [Greg] Darren, how
much do you actually know

1490
00:54:10.440 --> 00:54:11.350
about wildlife?

1491
00:54:11.350 --> 00:54:12.710
- I know quite a bit.

1492
00:54:12.710 --> 00:54:14.770
I've read quite a few books on bears.

1493
00:54:14.770 --> 00:54:15.640
- [Greg] Did you say you've written

1494
00:54:15.640 --> 00:54:16.960
quite a few books on bears?

1495
00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:17.793
- Read.

1496
00:54:17.793 --> 00:54:20.390
- [Greg] You totally
fucking said you wrote them.

1497
00:54:20.390 --> 00:54:21.830
- I said I've written, Greg?

1498
00:54:21.830 --> 00:54:22.698
Learn to speak before you--
- You said you written--

1499
00:54:22.698 --> 00:54:24.698
- Accuse me.
- Shut the fuck up and go.

1500
00:54:26.960 --> 00:54:28.893
- [Darren] Hey, why'd you stop recording?

1501
00:54:29.890 --> 00:54:31.490
- Because I'm tired.

1502
00:54:31.490 --> 00:54:32.980
- [Darren] Well, yeah,
I'm tired too, Greg.

1503
00:54:32.980 --> 00:54:35.020
But that doesn't mean you stop recording.

1504
00:54:35.020 --> 00:54:37.310
We're on the search for the truth here.

1505
00:54:37.310 --> 00:54:38.820
Of course it's gonna be tiring work.

1506
00:54:38.820 --> 00:54:39.687
I mean, we've been walking around for--

1507
00:54:39.687 --> 00:54:41.743
- You know, I have a test coming up

1508
00:54:41.743 --> 00:54:43.290
that I could be studying for?

1509
00:54:43.290 --> 00:54:45.440
- [Darren] Oh, I'm sorry. You have a test.

1510
00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:46.770
I didn't realize that was more important

1511
00:54:46.770 --> 00:54:48.228
than the life and safety

1512
00:54:48.228 --> 00:54:49.540
of people on our campus.
- Yeah instead of studying

1513
00:54:49.540 --> 00:54:51.920
I'm out here lost in the
middle of the woods with you.

1514
00:54:51.920 --> 00:54:53.600
- [Darren] Okay, we're not lost, Greg.

1515
00:54:53.600 --> 00:54:54.490
I told you that.
- Yes, we are.

1516
00:54:54.490 --> 00:54:56.260
- We are not lost.
- Yes, we are!

1517
00:54:56.260 --> 00:54:57.280
- [Darren] We took a right

1518
00:54:57.280 --> 00:54:58.760
when we should've taken a left.

1519
00:54:58.760 --> 00:54:59.909
- What the fuck does that mean?

1520
00:54:59.909 --> 00:55:00.742
We're in the woods!
- That means that

1521
00:55:00.742 --> 00:55:01.840
we're not lost.

1522
00:55:01.840 --> 00:55:03.710
Do you know who's really lost, Greg?

1523
00:55:03.710 --> 00:55:04.543
- Don't say it.

1524
00:55:04.543 --> 00:55:05.590
Don't fucking. No.
- The real lost people--

1525
00:55:05.590 --> 00:55:06.878
- No, not this shit.
- Are the people

1526
00:55:06.878 --> 00:55:09.240
that don't believe in
Professor Zardonicus.

1527
00:55:09.240 --> 00:55:11.350
The truth that's right
there in front of them.

1528
00:55:11.350 --> 00:55:13.970
The monster that's been
living on their campus

1529
00:55:13.970 --> 00:55:14.890
right under their noses

1530
00:55:14.890 --> 00:55:17.327
and they can't see it.
- Rachel was right.

1531
00:55:17.327 --> 00:55:18.851
How about that?

1532
00:55:18.851 --> 00:55:19.684
- [Darren] What does that even...

1533
00:55:19.684 --> 00:55:20.517
What do you mean

1534
00:55:20.517 --> 00:55:22.480
Rachel was right?
- Figure it out, smart guy.

1535
00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:24.160
- [Darren] What'd she say about me, Greg?

1536
00:55:24.160 --> 00:55:25.573
What are you doing? Stop!

1537
00:55:25.573 --> 00:55:26.406
- What?

1538
00:55:27.390 --> 00:55:28.223
- [Darren] Why are you doing that?

1539
00:55:28.223 --> 00:55:29.110
You don't need your phone right now.

1540
00:55:29.110 --> 00:55:30.997
You need your camera so we can film.

1541
00:55:30.997 --> 00:55:33.140
- No, I need my phone
to call my girlfriend

1542
00:55:33.140 --> 00:55:35.090
so she can pick me up
and get me out of here.

1543
00:55:35.090 --> 00:55:36.570
- [Darren] We're not done, Greg.

1544
00:55:36.570 --> 00:55:38.177
- I am. Yeah.
- You're done?

1545
00:55:38.177 --> 00:55:39.682
- I'm done with this whole
fucking thing actually.

1546
00:55:39.682 --> 00:55:40.710
- [Darren] Oh, so you're
just, you're leaving?

1547
00:55:40.710 --> 00:55:41.760
Is that what this is?
- Yes, I am.

1548
00:55:41.760 --> 00:55:43.370
Yeah.
- Fine, you can leave

1549
00:55:43.370 --> 00:55:44.758
but I'm keeping this, all right?

1550
00:55:44.758 --> 00:55:45.591
- [Greg] What?

1551
00:55:45.591 --> 00:55:46.485
- I'm keeping this camera.
- Wait, hold on.

1552
00:55:46.485 --> 00:55:47.318
Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.

1553
00:55:47.318 --> 00:55:48.250
- Give me back my fucking camera!

1554
00:55:48.250 --> 00:55:50.063
- This is my truth. Get back!

1555
00:55:50.960 --> 00:55:52.353
Get back or I will drop it.

1556
00:55:54.770 --> 00:55:56.733
This is my truth, Greg.

1557
00:55:57.590 --> 00:55:59.140
You wanna leave? Fine.

1558
00:55:59.140 --> 00:56:00.370
- Fuck.
- You leave,

1559
00:56:00.370 --> 00:56:02.150
you go find another subject,

1560
00:56:02.150 --> 00:56:04.780
and then you can go
back to your little life

1561
00:56:04.780 --> 00:56:06.230
making little videos

1562
00:56:06.230 --> 00:56:08.133
while everyone you know passes you by.

1563
00:56:11.710 --> 00:56:12.543
- That was...

1564
00:56:13.810 --> 00:56:14.643
Fuck.

1565
00:56:14.643 --> 00:56:16.870
- [Darren] That was,
what, the truth, Greg?

1566
00:56:16.870 --> 00:56:18.663
But you're not gonna do that, hmm?

1567
00:56:19.586 --> 00:56:21.010
You're not gonna give up

1568
00:56:21.010 --> 00:56:24.200
because we are this close
to finding something

1569
00:56:24.200 --> 00:56:28.410
that no one else has
even come close to, Greg.

1570
00:56:28.410 --> 00:56:30.374
We're this close to discovering the truth

1571
00:56:30.374 --> 00:56:32.490
and you wanna give up 'cause you're tired,

1572
00:56:32.490 --> 00:56:33.883
because your feet hurt?

1573
00:56:35.320 --> 00:56:36.153
Guess what, Greg?

1574
00:56:36.153 --> 00:56:37.150
The truth doesn't come easy

1575
00:56:37.150 --> 00:56:38.360
and you could have all the glory

1576
00:56:38.360 --> 00:56:40.410
if you would just walk five more minutes!

1577
00:56:47.700 --> 00:56:48.533
- Okay.

1578
00:56:49.630 --> 00:56:50.790
- [Darren] Okay?

1579
00:56:50.790 --> 00:56:52.970
- That's what I said, yes.

1580
00:56:52.970 --> 00:56:53.803
Fuck.

1581
00:56:53.803 --> 00:56:54.760
- [Darren] Well, stop moping around

1582
00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:56.177
and take your camera.
- I'm not moping.

1583
00:56:56.177 --> 00:56:57.415
Give me my camera.

1584
00:56:57.415 --> 00:56:58.680
Do you even know how to use a camera?

1585
00:56:58.680 --> 00:57:00.130
- Watch your step.
- I know.

1586
00:57:01.380 --> 00:57:02.790
- There it is.
- What?

1587
00:57:02.790 --> 00:57:04.791
- It's actually here. (laughs)

1588
00:57:04.791 --> 00:57:06.060
- [Greg] What?

1589
00:57:06.060 --> 00:57:08.100
That's what we were looking for?

1590
00:57:08.100 --> 00:57:09.451
A fucking truck in the
middle of the woods?

1591
00:57:09.451 --> 00:57:10.284
- No, no, no, no.

1592
00:57:10.284 --> 00:57:11.870
That's what we found.

1593
00:57:11.870 --> 00:57:14.120
We found a truck in the
middle of the woods, Greg.

1594
00:57:14.120 --> 00:57:15.290
Come on.

1595
00:57:15.290 --> 00:57:16.960
Mr. Kint!

1596
00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:17.923
Mr. Kint!

1597
00:57:20.190 --> 00:57:21.800
Um, Mr. Kint?

1598
00:57:21.800 --> 00:57:23.060
- [Greg] Uh, Darren, does he--

1599
00:57:23.060 --> 00:57:23.950
- Hey! Hey!

1600
00:57:23.950 --> 00:57:25.730
What the hell are you--
- Oh no, Mr. Kint.

1601
00:57:25.730 --> 00:57:26.563
Mr. Kint!

1602
00:57:27.420 --> 00:57:28.947
I'm Darren. We spoke.

1603
00:57:28.947 --> 00:57:32.160
- Wait, you're that kid?

1604
00:57:32.160 --> 00:57:35.680
- [Darren] Yeah, you said I
could come out to your house.

1605
00:57:35.680 --> 00:57:38.030
- Well, I didn't expect
for you to actually show.

1606
00:57:38.030 --> 00:57:39.130
Jesus, kid.

1607
00:57:39.130 --> 00:57:40.000
What the hell is this?

1608
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:41.840
What, you making a movie or something?

1609
00:57:41.840 --> 00:57:42.673
- Oh, no, no.

1610
00:57:42.673 --> 00:57:44.160
This is a documentary.

1611
00:57:44.160 --> 00:57:46.020
I thought I mentioned it to you.

1612
00:57:46.020 --> 00:57:47.890
- A documentary?

1613
00:57:47.890 --> 00:57:49.580
Well, I don't know what
sorry son of a bitch

1614
00:57:49.580 --> 00:57:51.070
would sign up for this.

1615
00:57:51.070 --> 00:57:51.903
- [Greg] It's okay, sir.

1616
00:57:51.903 --> 00:57:53.723
I'm getting school credit for this.

1617
00:57:54.640 --> 00:57:56.483
- Jesus fucking Christ.

1618
00:57:58.430 --> 00:57:59.900
Kids would suck their own dicks

1619
00:57:59.900 --> 00:58:02.470
for school credit these days.

1620
00:58:02.470 --> 00:58:03.700
All right, don't just stand there

1621
00:58:03.700 --> 00:58:04.800
with your thumbs up your ass.

1622
00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:06.733
Come on. Let's do this thing.

1623
00:58:07.870 --> 00:58:08.703
- [Greg] Darren.

1624
00:58:08.703 --> 00:58:09.536
- What?

1625
00:58:09.536 --> 00:58:11.220
- [Greg] What the fuck
have you gotten us into?

1626
00:58:11.220 --> 00:58:12.100
- What I've gotten us into?

1627
00:58:12.100 --> 00:58:13.370
I've gotten us Herb.

1628
00:58:13.370 --> 00:58:14.203
What do you mean what have I

1629
00:58:14.203 --> 00:58:15.036
gotten us into?
- Who is Herb?

1630
00:58:15.036 --> 00:58:16.190
How did you even find him?

1631
00:58:16.190 --> 00:58:18.130
- Um, it's called the internet, Greg.

1632
00:58:18.130 --> 00:58:18.963
Have you heard of it?

1633
00:58:18.963 --> 00:58:22.720
- So, what did you have in mind, kid?

1634
00:58:22.720 --> 00:58:26.420
- Oh, just a typical interview.

1635
00:58:26.420 --> 00:58:29.370
Maybe those two chairs
over there somewhere.

1636
00:58:29.370 --> 00:58:30.220
- All right.

1637
00:58:30.220 --> 00:58:31.783
- [Darren] Yeah, that'd
be great. Thank you.

1638
00:58:33.690 --> 00:58:34.810
- Darren?
- Yeah?

1639
00:58:34.810 --> 00:58:36.390
- [Greg] I know you're not a film student,

1640
00:58:36.390 --> 00:58:38.150
but how are you gonna do an interview

1641
00:58:38.150 --> 00:58:39.710
with only one camera?

1642
00:58:39.710 --> 00:58:41.040
- Oh, that's the thing, Greg.

1643
00:58:41.040 --> 00:58:43.650
We don't just have one camera. (laughs)

1644
00:58:43.650 --> 00:58:45.110
- Dude.

1645
00:58:45.110 --> 00:58:46.210
You had a camera this whole fucking...

1646
00:58:46.210 --> 00:58:47.400
You were gonna steal mine.

1647
00:58:47.400 --> 00:58:49.120
- [Darren] Well yeah, you
can't do a proper interview

1648
00:58:49.120 --> 00:58:50.120
with only one camera.

1649
00:58:50.120 --> 00:58:53.110
You have to get my reaction
and Herb's reaction.

1650
00:58:53.110 --> 00:58:54.170
You're a film student, Greg.

1651
00:58:54.170 --> 00:58:55.270
You should know this.

1652
00:58:55.270 --> 00:58:56.740
- Just tell me who this guy is.

1653
00:58:56.740 --> 00:58:58.410
- Oh, that guy, Herb?
- Yes.

1654
00:58:58.410 --> 00:58:59.650
- Oh, no.

1655
00:58:59.650 --> 00:59:00.483
He's no one big.

1656
00:59:00.483 --> 00:59:02.770
I mean, (chuckles), not a big deal really.

1657
00:59:02.770 --> 00:59:04.220
He's just, you know,

1658
00:59:04.220 --> 00:59:09.220
the only other documented
witness of Professor Zardonicus.

1659
00:59:09.230 --> 00:59:11.620
- [Greg] Whoa. That guy?

1660
00:59:11.620 --> 00:59:13.133
- [Darren] Yeah. That guy.

1661
00:59:14.250 --> 00:59:15.083
- Really?

1662
00:59:18.470 --> 00:59:19.660
Okay, let's do it then.

1663
00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:22.780
- How's it going, Greg?

1664
00:59:22.780 --> 00:59:24.510
- We're good. Okay.
- Good.

1665
00:59:24.510 --> 00:59:25.343
All right. Good.

1666
00:59:25.343 --> 00:59:26.540
And the cameras are already rolling?

1667
00:59:26.540 --> 00:59:29.040
- Yeah.
- All right, Herb,

1668
00:59:29.040 --> 00:59:30.510
how are you doing?

1669
00:59:30.510 --> 00:59:33.383
- Well, um, I'm all right.

1670
00:59:34.737 --> 00:59:36.880
(chuckles) It's just I
haven't talked about this

1671
00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:38.980
in, what, 30 years.

1672
00:59:38.980 --> 00:59:40.179
- That's all right. You're gonna do fine.

1673
00:59:40.179 --> 00:59:44.130
Just let's start by having
you introduce yourself.

1674
00:59:44.130 --> 00:59:45.133
- Uh, okay.

1675
00:59:46.150 --> 00:59:47.863
Well, I'm Herbert Kint.

1676
00:59:49.270 --> 00:59:51.420
I'm a freelance musician.

1677
00:59:51.420 --> 00:59:52.253
- Oh.

1678
00:59:53.120 --> 00:59:53.953
That's great.

1679
00:59:53.953 --> 00:59:55.930
I didn't know you were
a freelance musician.

1680
00:59:55.930 --> 00:59:57.580
Maybe you could play something for us.

1681
00:59:57.580 --> 00:59:59.330
That'd be good for B
roll or something, right?

1682
00:59:59.330 --> 01:00:00.163
- Oh.

1683
01:00:00.163 --> 01:00:03.190
Um, sure. Well, uh...

1684
01:00:03.190 --> 01:00:07.010
I would but my guitar is um...

1685
01:00:07.010 --> 01:00:08.090
Well it got, you know,

1686
01:00:08.090 --> 01:00:09.470
it got very cold last night

1687
01:00:09.470 --> 01:00:12.430
and I needed fuel for the fire.

1688
01:00:12.430 --> 01:00:14.300
So, my guitar--
- Oh. Oh.

1689
01:00:14.300 --> 01:00:17.052
- I had to use it for--
- Yeah.

1690
01:00:17.052 --> 01:00:18.560
- I'm gonna get another one.

1691
01:00:18.560 --> 01:00:20.580
- Yeah, yeah, I mean.
- Maybe even a few.

1692
01:00:20.580 --> 01:00:21.934
- You know what they say,

1693
01:00:21.934 --> 01:00:24.858
music warms the soul, right?

1694
01:00:24.858 --> 01:00:26.747
- (chuckles) Yeah, it, yeah.

1695
01:00:26.747 --> 01:00:28.060
- But yeah, enough about that.

1696
01:00:28.060 --> 01:00:29.870
Let's just get into the questions.

1697
01:00:29.870 --> 01:00:31.370
- Okay. Okay.
(soft guitar music)

1698
01:00:31.370 --> 01:00:34.500
- You didn't graduate, correct?

1699
01:00:34.500 --> 01:00:36.220
- Well, no.

1700
01:00:36.220 --> 01:00:37.103
No, I didn't.

1701
01:00:38.210 --> 01:00:39.290
Well, at the time

1702
01:00:42.230 --> 01:00:43.830
I said it was because of stress

1703
01:00:43.830 --> 01:00:46.000
because I um--

1704
01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:47.850
- But what was the real reason, Herb?

1705
01:00:48.950 --> 01:00:53.413
- The real reason was
that I saw something.

1706
01:00:54.680 --> 01:00:57.860
Something that I couldn't unsee.

1707
01:00:57.860 --> 01:01:00.053
- Now was this something,

1708
01:01:01.700 --> 01:01:03.283
was it Professor Zardonicus?

1709
01:01:05.720 --> 01:01:06.623
- I guess.

1710
01:01:08.770 --> 01:01:10.033
Look, whatever it was,

1711
01:01:10.940 --> 01:01:12.390
there's nothing else like it.

1712
01:01:13.270 --> 01:01:18.100
- And you saw this creature
on campus, correct?

1713
01:01:18.100 --> 01:01:19.360
- Yes.

1714
01:01:19.360 --> 01:01:20.193
Yes, I did.

1715
01:01:21.330 --> 01:01:22.858
It was uh...

1716
01:01:22.858 --> 01:01:26.640
It was in the spring semester of '89.

1717
01:01:26.640 --> 01:01:27.756
Yes, I remember.

1718
01:01:27.756 --> 01:01:30.670
I just finished my midterms.

1719
01:01:30.670 --> 01:01:33.280
- But you didn't tell
anyone about the incident?

1720
01:01:33.280 --> 01:01:34.113
- Well, no.

1721
01:01:34.113 --> 01:01:35.550
I didn't tell the newspapers

1722
01:01:35.550 --> 01:01:38.950
because I didn't want
to be a laughing stock.

1723
01:01:38.950 --> 01:01:41.250
And I didn't tell the campus officials

1724
01:01:41.250 --> 01:01:43.260
because, well, I was in a place

1725
01:01:43.260 --> 01:01:44.840
that I wasn't supposed to be.

1726
01:01:44.840 --> 01:01:46.010
- Oh, really?

1727
01:01:46.010 --> 01:01:47.710
Where was this place?

1728
01:01:47.710 --> 01:01:49.763
- The old abandoned science building.

1729
01:01:50.840 --> 01:01:52.390
Yeah.

1730
01:01:52.390 --> 01:01:57.390
It had been shut down and
abandoned for decades.

1731
01:01:57.460 --> 01:01:59.313
But one night we were out there.

1732
01:02:02.037 --> 01:02:03.940
Well, it was all a part of this initiation

1733
01:02:03.940 --> 01:02:06.450
in this fraternity I
was trying to get into.

1734
01:02:06.450 --> 01:02:10.270
They wanted the pledges to spend the night

1735
01:02:10.270 --> 01:02:12.730
in the old abandoned science building.

1736
01:02:12.730 --> 01:02:13.563
And, you know,

1737
01:02:15.040 --> 01:02:16.610
there were rumors that it was haunted

1738
01:02:16.610 --> 01:02:19.650
and people had gone and disappeared and...

1739
01:02:19.650 --> 01:02:22.833
So I was, you know,
thought I was big shit.

1740
01:02:23.720 --> 01:02:27.340
I stumbled in and started
going down the halls

1741
01:02:27.340 --> 01:02:31.873
and then there was just nothing.

1742
01:02:33.560 --> 01:02:36.310
Just all of a sudden there was nothing.

1743
01:02:36.310 --> 01:02:37.420
And um...

1744
01:02:38.810 --> 01:02:41.633
But then I heard the noise.

1745
01:02:44.340 --> 01:02:48.110
You know, I was drunk
off my ass that night

1746
01:02:49.230 --> 01:02:52.423
but I have never ever
heard a sound like that.

1747
01:02:55.580 --> 01:02:58.810
Then I turned around and

1748
01:03:01.350 --> 01:03:05.680
it was on me, this creature.

1749
01:03:05.680 --> 01:03:08.590
And it was coming at me

1750
01:03:08.590 --> 01:03:12.030
and it was, he was swinging his claws,

1751
01:03:12.030 --> 01:03:13.585
these giant claws.

1752
01:03:13.585 --> 01:03:15.752
(sobbing)

1753
01:03:16.857 --> 01:03:18.207
- What else happened, Herb?

1754
01:03:19.878 --> 01:03:21.033
- What happened?

1755
01:03:22.610 --> 01:03:24.480
What happened was I ran.

1756
01:03:24.480 --> 01:03:26.227
I ran and I ran and I ran

1757
01:03:26.227 --> 01:03:27.901
and I ran for my life

1758
01:03:27.901 --> 01:03:32.630
and I just ran until I was
out of the goddamn building

1759
01:03:32.630 --> 01:03:35.113
and I just kept running and running.

1760
01:03:36.270 --> 01:03:38.727
Anyways, the next thing I
know I'm (clears throat),

1761
01:03:41.531 --> 01:03:43.060
well I'm back at my place

1762
01:03:43.060 --> 01:03:45.250
and my friends are all around me

1763
01:03:46.314 --> 01:03:48.023
and they're, you know,

1764
01:03:49.409 --> 01:03:50.840
telling me something happened

1765
01:03:50.840 --> 01:03:52.020
or wondering what happened

1766
01:03:52.020 --> 01:03:54.070
and I don't know what happened and it's--

1767
01:03:55.380 --> 01:03:57.260
- Why didn't you tell anyone, Herb?

1768
01:03:57.260 --> 01:04:00.750
- Well, I wish I had told someone.

1769
01:04:00.750 --> 01:04:03.183
I mean, I wish I had the
guts to tell somebody.

1770
01:04:05.720 --> 01:04:10.030
Listen, you can't do the same, all right.

1771
01:04:10.030 --> 01:04:11.700
If that creature is still out there,

1772
01:04:11.700 --> 01:04:13.440
you can't do the same.

1773
01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:15.970
Do you understand me, son?

1774
01:04:15.970 --> 01:04:18.343
- I understand you completely, Herb.

1775
01:04:21.720 --> 01:04:23.870
Now, not that I'm keeping
track or anything, Greg,

1776
01:04:23.870 --> 01:04:27.320
but I think that's
Darren one, society zero.

1777
01:04:27.320 --> 01:04:28.153
- [Greg] You know, Darren,

1778
01:04:28.153 --> 01:04:29.880
you could've told me what
we were doing out here.

1779
01:04:29.880 --> 01:04:33.260
- I don't know, it didn't
seem relevant at the time.

1780
01:04:33.260 --> 01:04:35.020
- [Greg] It didn't seem relevant?

1781
01:04:35.020 --> 01:04:37.690
Darren, this guy could've been dangerous.

1782
01:04:37.690 --> 01:04:39.850
- Yeah, dangerously woke.

1783
01:04:39.850 --> 01:04:43.010
- [Greg] Darren, that's
such fucking horse shit.

1784
01:04:43.010 --> 01:04:44.000
- What do you mean?

1785
01:04:44.000 --> 01:04:45.360
- [Greg] What do you think
we even did out here?

1786
01:04:45.360 --> 01:04:46.340
What do you think we proved?

1787
01:04:46.340 --> 01:04:48.060
- We just found the tide turner.

1788
01:04:48.060 --> 01:04:51.220
We have another witness
of Professor Zardonicus.

1789
01:04:51.220 --> 01:04:52.053
I'm not alone.

1790
01:04:52.053 --> 01:04:53.330
It proves that I wasn't lying.

1791
01:04:53.330 --> 01:04:55.252
- [Greg] But that can't be--

1792
01:04:55.252 --> 01:04:58.080
- Say, you boys want a drink for the road?

1793
01:04:58.080 --> 01:04:59.230
- Oh, no thanks.

1794
01:04:59.230 --> 01:05:01.040
We're just about to head out.

1795
01:05:01.040 --> 01:05:01.910
You ready, Greg?

1796
01:05:01.910 --> 01:05:03.933
Thank you again, Mr. Kint.

1797
01:05:05.040 --> 01:05:05.873
- Sure.

1798
01:05:07.380 --> 01:05:08.213
No problem.

1799
01:05:09.460 --> 01:05:10.370
- We got a long walk back.

1800
01:05:10.370 --> 01:05:11.700
- [Greg] Let's just go, Darren.

1801
01:05:11.700 --> 01:05:12.533
- All right.
- Fuck.

1802
01:05:12.533 --> 01:05:13.960
- [Darren] I love your place.

1803
01:05:18.300 --> 01:05:21.210
- After today's journey into the woods

1804
01:05:21.210 --> 01:05:23.663
to meet Herbert Kint,

1805
01:05:25.479 --> 01:05:27.723
some developments were made.

1806
01:05:30.230 --> 01:05:35.040
We learned that Darren
might actually be...

1807
01:05:38.028 --> 01:05:39.460
What am I saying?

1808
01:05:39.460 --> 01:05:41.500
We learned that there

1809
01:05:43.774 --> 01:05:46.480
might be more credence...

1810
01:05:53.010 --> 01:05:56.100
So I was thinking about what
Rachel said the other day

1811
01:05:56.100 --> 01:05:56.933
and she's right.

1812
01:05:56.933 --> 01:05:58.600
I don't know anything about Darren.

1813
01:05:58.600 --> 01:05:59.850
I don't know his history.

1814
01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:02.670
Like nothing.

1815
01:06:02.670 --> 01:06:06.733
And with his behavior
becoming even more erratic,

1816
01:06:07.670 --> 01:06:09.220
I thought it would help
to do some research

1817
01:06:09.220 --> 01:06:13.200
and I found out some
pretty interesting things.

1818
01:06:13.200 --> 01:06:17.070
So Darren Mitchell was
born to Ryan Mitchell.

1819
01:06:17.070 --> 01:06:19.170
Ryan Mitchell is an oil and gas guy.

1820
01:06:19.170 --> 01:06:20.003
He's been around forever.

1821
01:06:20.003 --> 01:06:23.840
He's worked with ExxonMobil,
Shell, and Enron.

1822
01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:26.880
Now, there's an unfortunate thing here.

1823
01:06:26.880 --> 01:06:30.000
Darren was not born to
Ryan Mitchell's wife.

1824
01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:33.260
Darren was born to Ryan
Mitchell's secretary.

1825
01:06:33.260 --> 01:06:34.850
So we can probably see where

1826
01:06:34.850 --> 01:06:38.600
some developmental issues start occurring.

1827
01:06:38.600 --> 01:06:40.820
So Darren seemingly
had a normal childhood.

1828
01:06:40.820 --> 01:06:42.140
He was just going to different

1829
01:06:42.140 --> 01:06:44.210
private schools around the country

1830
01:06:44.210 --> 01:06:48.750
until one gap where he just
stopped going to school

1831
01:06:48.750 --> 01:06:49.730
for about two years

1832
01:06:49.730 --> 01:06:52.000
when he was maybe 11 or 12.

1833
01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:55.460
There's no real way to find out why.

1834
01:06:55.460 --> 01:06:57.440
All of this is confidential, of course.

1835
01:06:57.440 --> 01:07:00.330
So, there's only one person I can talk to.

1836
01:07:00.330 --> 01:07:01.900
And if I'm right,

1837
01:07:01.900 --> 01:07:05.703
that person will be getting
out of work right now.

1838
01:07:08.780 --> 01:07:10.463
Hi, Mr. Mitchell?

1839
01:07:11.340 --> 01:07:12.173
Hi, Mr. Mitchell. I need to talk to you.

1840
01:07:12.173 --> 01:07:13.460
- What the hell is this?

1841
01:07:13.460 --> 01:07:15.160
- [Greg] No, I need to talk to you, sir.

1842
01:07:15.160 --> 01:07:16.590
- You can't just accost me like this.

1843
01:07:16.590 --> 01:07:17.780
- [Greg] I'm not accosting you, sir.

1844
01:07:17.780 --> 01:07:19.140
Sir, this is important.

1845
01:07:19.140 --> 01:07:20.253
This is about Darren.

1846
01:07:21.520 --> 01:07:23.370
This is about your son, Mr. Mitchell.

1847
01:07:26.410 --> 01:07:27.243
- Who are you?

1848
01:07:27.243 --> 01:07:30.420
- [Greg] I'm a friend of Darren's and I--

1849
01:07:30.420 --> 01:07:31.253
- Friend?

1850
01:07:31.253 --> 01:07:32.480
- [Greg] Yes.

1851
01:07:32.480 --> 01:07:34.440
And, look, just give me a couple minutes,

1852
01:07:34.440 --> 01:07:37.420
I'll explain, but I do
need to talk to you.

1853
01:07:37.420 --> 01:07:40.640
- You're making a documentary about this?

1854
01:07:40.640 --> 01:07:41.580
- [Greg] Yeah.

1855
01:07:41.580 --> 01:07:43.030
It's for a school assignment.

1856
01:07:44.060 --> 01:07:45.163
- About what again?

1857
01:07:47.170 --> 01:07:48.833
- [Greg] Professor Zardonicus.

1858
01:07:50.380 --> 01:07:52.259
- Ah.
- Yeah, I know.

1859
01:07:52.259 --> 01:07:53.343
- That's a new one.

1860
01:07:54.440 --> 01:07:55.660
- [Greg] I'm sorry. New one?

1861
01:07:55.660 --> 01:07:57.290
What do you mean by that?

1862
01:07:57.290 --> 01:07:58.513
- When my son was a boy,

1863
01:07:59.450 --> 01:08:02.780
he had an overactive imagination.

1864
01:08:02.780 --> 01:08:04.920
Most children are
steadfast in their beliefs

1865
01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:09.920
but Darren was unusually convicted.

1866
01:08:13.540 --> 01:08:16.130
Unfortunately, I indulged his beliefs,

1867
01:08:16.130 --> 01:08:17.483
even the ridiculous ones.

1868
01:08:18.321 --> 01:08:20.571
It was the only thing
that would satisfy him.

1869
01:08:22.330 --> 01:08:23.750
Then I hear from his teachers

1870
01:08:23.750 --> 01:08:27.590
that he has started taking
his stories to school,

1871
01:08:27.590 --> 01:08:30.760
scaring his fellow classmates.

1872
01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:35.210
One year he told us that Santa Claus

1873
01:08:35.210 --> 01:08:36.783
had tried to kidnap him.

1874
01:08:38.040 --> 01:08:39.803
That was a rough Christmas.

1875
01:08:40.990 --> 01:08:43.500
Then I hear that he has started

1876
01:08:43.500 --> 01:08:46.640
luring other children out into the woods.

1877
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:49.070
I didn't think he would do anything but

1878
01:08:51.610 --> 01:08:54.480
it was time to get him some help.

1879
01:08:54.480 --> 01:08:55.613
So I,

1880
01:08:57.910 --> 01:09:00.900
I sent him to a child psychiatrist

1881
01:09:00.900 --> 01:09:03.030
recommended by my colleagues and...

1882
01:09:06.370 --> 01:09:08.020
- [Greg] And what? What happened?

1883
01:09:11.920 --> 01:09:14.770
- They couldn't find
anything wrong with him.

1884
01:09:14.770 --> 01:09:16.870
Couldn't diagnose him with a single thing.

1885
01:09:21.140 --> 01:09:23.600
I don't know what Darren thinks he saw

1886
01:09:24.980 --> 01:09:26.433
but he wasn't lying.

1887
01:09:27.610 --> 01:09:28.600
Anyway, I...

1888
01:09:30.180 --> 01:09:31.272
I gotta get going.

1889
01:09:31.272 --> 01:09:33.020
I gotta beat the traffic.

1890
01:09:33.020 --> 01:09:35.300
- [Greg] Oh, sure. I understand.

1891
01:09:35.300 --> 01:09:37.430
Look, if you could just not tell Darren

1892
01:09:37.430 --> 01:09:38.580
that we had this conversation,

1893
01:09:38.580 --> 01:09:39.693
I'd appreciate it.

1894
01:09:41.850 --> 01:09:43.700
- You don't have to worry about that.

1895
01:09:46.170 --> 01:09:48.083
My son doesn't speak to me anymore.

1896
01:09:54.030 --> 01:09:55.130
- So that did nothing.

1897
01:09:56.390 --> 01:10:00.290
I learned that Darren has
been to an institution,

1898
01:10:00.290 --> 01:10:02.433
though they couldn't
diagnose him with anything.

1899
01:10:03.280 --> 01:10:04.530
So that doesn't really comfort me

1900
01:10:04.530 --> 01:10:06.140
when he has a long history

1901
01:10:06.140 --> 01:10:08.930
of luring people out into the woods.

1902
01:10:08.930 --> 01:10:11.530
And I don't know how I'm
gonna talk to Darren about it.

1903
01:10:11.530 --> 01:10:13.350
What, am I gonna tell him that I thought

1904
01:10:13.350 --> 01:10:16.170
I ran into his estranged
father at the grocery store

1905
01:10:16.170 --> 01:10:17.710
and we just got to talking

1906
01:10:17.710 --> 01:10:20.530
about his history with delusions?

1907
01:10:20.530 --> 01:10:23.383
I mean, no matter what,
this is a lose lose for me.

1908
01:10:24.400 --> 01:10:25.233
Either Darren's fine

1909
01:10:25.233 --> 01:10:28.870
and I've been just sneaking into his past

1910
01:10:28.870 --> 01:10:30.860
or he's actually unstable

1911
01:10:30.860 --> 01:10:32.780
and I've been exploiting
a mentally ill person

1912
01:10:32.780 --> 01:10:36.923
for a fucking class assignment.

1913
01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:40.500
There is a distinct possibility

1914
01:10:40.500 --> 01:10:43.690
that I don't know what I'm doing

1915
01:10:44.830 --> 01:10:49.830
and that I've really hurt this guy.

1916
01:10:50.630 --> 01:10:52.420
'Cause this, this right here,

1917
01:10:52.420 --> 01:10:54.343
cannot be healthy for him.

1918
01:10:54.343 --> 01:10:56.080
I've just created an atmosphere

1919
01:10:56.080 --> 01:10:57.040
where I make him think

1920
01:10:57.040 --> 01:10:58.543
that this behavior is okay.

1921
01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:04.503
I've indulged him and for what?

1922
01:11:05.430 --> 01:11:07.260
I don't know if I should
tell him that he needs help,

1923
01:11:07.260 --> 01:11:09.940
but I can't keep indulging this, right?

1924
01:11:09.940 --> 01:11:11.850
I can't keep pretending that thing...

1925
01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:14.513
What the fuck?

1926
01:11:16.450 --> 01:11:17.283
Shit.

1927
01:11:22.670 --> 01:11:23.503
Darren?

1928
01:11:23.503 --> 01:11:25.030
- Hello, Gregory.

1929
01:11:25.030 --> 01:11:27.052
- [Greg] What are you doing here?

1930
01:11:27.052 --> 01:11:29.902
- I have some very important
information to relay to you.

1931
01:11:30.940 --> 01:11:32.350
- [Greg] Okay.

1932
01:11:32.350 --> 01:11:33.860
This couldn't have been over the phone?

1933
01:11:33.860 --> 01:11:35.240
- I'm sure it could've been over the phone

1934
01:11:35.240 --> 01:11:37.050
if you want the NSA to eavesdrop on us

1935
01:11:37.050 --> 01:11:39.700
and have us murdered and
covered up as a suicide, yeah.

1936
01:11:39.700 --> 01:11:41.480
But I don't think that's
what either of us wants.

1937
01:11:41.480 --> 01:11:43.390
So the more important question is

1938
01:11:43.390 --> 01:11:46.003
thank you for saving my life, Darren.

1939
01:11:46.003 --> 01:11:47.250
- [Greg] That's not even a question.

1940
01:11:47.250 --> 01:11:48.780
- Keep the camera up here.

1941
01:11:48.780 --> 01:11:49.930
- [Greg] Can we keep this short?

1942
01:11:49.930 --> 01:11:54.090
- I mean, as short as
uncovering and verbally sharing

1943
01:11:54.090 --> 01:11:55.460
a piece of crucial information

1944
01:11:55.460 --> 01:11:56.570
to our investigation can be.

1945
01:11:56.570 --> 01:11:57.790
Sure, I'll keep it short.

1946
01:11:57.790 --> 01:12:02.160
- [Greg] Okay, and this is
not technically my apartment.

1947
01:12:02.160 --> 01:12:04.490
So if you could just
be careful around shit.

1948
01:12:04.490 --> 01:12:06.780
- You have a key, right?

1949
01:12:06.780 --> 01:12:09.493
- What?
- You have a key?

1950
01:12:09.493 --> 01:12:10.326
You have a key

1951
01:12:10.326 --> 01:12:11.159
to the apartment?
- My girlfriend gave me a key

1952
01:12:11.159 --> 01:12:12.330
but this--
- Perfect. Then let me in.

1953
01:12:12.330 --> 01:12:13.500
I've been waiting.

1954
01:12:13.500 --> 01:12:14.333
Is she not here?

1955
01:12:14.333 --> 01:12:15.280
- Fuck.
- Keep the camera up here.

1956
01:12:15.280 --> 01:12:16.630
- Okay, goddammit.

1957
01:12:16.630 --> 01:12:17.630
Darren, what are you doing here?

1958
01:12:17.630 --> 01:12:19.860
- How much does this thing cost exactly?

1959
01:12:19.860 --> 01:12:21.260
- [Greg] The coffee maker? I don't know.

1960
01:12:21.260 --> 01:12:23.240
- Yeah, I mean, the only reason I asked

1961
01:12:23.240 --> 01:12:24.820
is because I have one just like it

1962
01:12:24.820 --> 01:12:26.440
and I think it's starting
to break down on me

1963
01:12:26.440 --> 01:12:28.600
'cause this morning I made
myself a cup of coffee

1964
01:12:28.600 --> 01:12:30.350
and it was just, it was mostly grain.

1965
01:12:30.350 --> 01:12:32.400
There was hardly any liquid in it at all.

1966
01:12:32.400 --> 01:12:33.640
And it's hard to start the morning

1967
01:12:33.640 --> 01:12:34.687
with a mouthful of grain,
you know what I mean?

1968
01:12:34.687 --> 01:12:37.840
- [Greg] Did you come to
talk about coffee grains?

1969
01:12:37.840 --> 01:12:39.420
Why are you here, Darren?

1970
01:12:39.420 --> 01:12:40.810
Just tell me why you're here.

1971
01:12:40.810 --> 01:12:43.200
- No reason, nothing big except...

1972
01:12:43.200 --> 01:12:44.310
Oh, oh yeah, I remember now.

1973
01:12:44.310 --> 01:12:46.560
I know where to find Professor Zardonicus.

1974
01:12:48.040 --> 01:12:49.190
- [Greg] What?

1975
01:12:49.190 --> 01:12:50.570
- Don't tell me you already forgot

1976
01:12:50.570 --> 01:12:51.803
who Professor Zardonicus is, Greg.

1977
01:12:51.803 --> 01:12:53.140
- [Greg] I didn't forget who he was.

1978
01:12:53.140 --> 01:12:54.548
I just...

1979
01:12:54.548 --> 01:12:55.381
Okay.

1980
01:12:56.290 --> 01:12:58.050
How? Was, where?

1981
01:12:58.050 --> 01:12:59.590
- I don't know how I can explain it

1982
01:12:59.590 --> 01:13:00.850
any simpler than that, Greg.

1983
01:13:00.850 --> 01:13:02.670
I know where he is, where he lives,

1984
01:13:02.670 --> 01:13:04.630
the place he rests his head at night,

1985
01:13:04.630 --> 01:13:06.440
where he keeps all of
his magazines, you know.

1986
01:13:06.440 --> 01:13:07.690
The place--
- Hey, Greg?

1987
01:13:08.885 --> 01:13:10.821
Are we still going to the movie?

1988
01:13:10.821 --> 01:13:11.654
It's about to start.
- How long have you

1989
01:13:11.654 --> 01:13:13.993
been standing there?

1990
01:13:13.993 --> 01:13:15.080
- A second.

1991
01:13:15.080 --> 01:13:17.320
- Greg, did you see her walk in?

1992
01:13:17.320 --> 01:13:18.740
- [Greg] Yeah, I mean, she lives here

1993
01:13:18.740 --> 01:13:19.850
so I didn't think it was a big deal.

1994
01:13:19.850 --> 01:13:22.040
- This is a private conversation, Greg.

1995
01:13:22.040 --> 01:13:24.020
Two ears only. No third parties.

1996
01:13:24.020 --> 01:13:25.483
- I can just go.

1997
01:13:27.330 --> 01:13:28.190
- No.

1998
01:13:28.190 --> 01:13:29.720
No, she already fucking ruined it.

1999
01:13:29.720 --> 01:13:31.727
The whole ambience is just...

2000
01:13:32.888 --> 01:13:34.110
- Greg, what's going on?
- I don't know.

2001
01:13:34.110 --> 01:13:35.195
I don't...

2002
01:13:35.195 --> 01:13:36.833
We're just having like
a production meeting.

2003
01:13:36.833 --> 01:13:38.330
- I would be much more comfortable

2004
01:13:38.330 --> 01:13:39.380
if we talked in here.

2005
01:13:40.400 --> 01:13:41.480
- [Greg] The closet?

2006
01:13:41.480 --> 01:13:42.420
- Yeah.
- The fucking closet?

2007
01:13:42.420 --> 01:13:43.253
- The closet.

2008
01:13:43.253 --> 01:13:44.210
I would be much more comfortable

2009
01:13:44.210 --> 01:13:45.500
if we had this conversation in here

2010
01:13:45.500 --> 01:13:47.300
and I assume my comfort matters to you.

2011
01:13:47.300 --> 01:13:48.870
- Like I said, I can just go.

2012
01:13:48.870 --> 01:13:50.860
- Oh, I'm so glad you can do something.

2013
01:13:50.860 --> 01:13:52.370
I didn't hear you the first time.

2014
01:13:52.370 --> 01:13:56.450
Greg, will you say something?
- Hey!

2015
01:13:56.450 --> 01:13:58.540
I'm not going in the closet.

2016
01:13:58.540 --> 01:14:00.540
I'm not.
- If you're not

2017
01:14:00.540 --> 01:14:01.423
going in the closet,

2018
01:14:01.423 --> 01:14:03.290
then I'm gonna stop speaking entirely.

2019
01:14:03.290 --> 01:14:04.890
- Greg, don't go into the closet.

2020
01:14:04.890 --> 01:14:06.033
- [Greg] I'm not going in the closet.

2021
01:14:06.033 --> 01:14:08.030
- Then I'm gonna stop
speaking starting now.

2022
01:14:08.030 --> 01:14:10.258
- Oh, so if I said that
Professor Zardonicus

2023
01:14:10.258 --> 01:14:11.580
is a little horseshit--

2024
01:14:11.580 --> 01:14:12.413
- I would!

2025
01:14:12.413 --> 01:14:14.770
I would say you're full of shit.

2026
01:14:14.770 --> 01:14:17.470
But I'm not speaking, so there's that.

2027
01:14:17.470 --> 01:14:19.220
- [Greg] We can go anywhere else, okay?

2028
01:14:19.220 --> 01:14:20.550
We can go to a cafe.

2029
01:14:20.550 --> 01:14:21.580
We can go to a library.

2030
01:14:21.580 --> 01:14:23.540
Just not the fucking closet.

2031
01:14:23.540 --> 01:14:26.110
- If I was speaking I would
say that's a great idea.

2032
01:14:26.110 --> 01:14:26.943
But I'm not speaking, so there's that.

2033
01:14:26.943 --> 01:14:28.940
- Greg, you're not actually
humoring this, are you?

2034
01:14:28.940 --> 01:14:32.320
- There's nothing humorous about this.

2035
01:14:32.320 --> 01:14:34.823
Now, Greg, go in the closet with me.

2036
01:14:35.980 --> 01:14:36.830
- [Greg] I can't go in the closet.

2037
01:14:36.830 --> 01:14:37.668
- Please, Greg.

2038
01:14:37.668 --> 01:14:38.868
You and me in the closet together now.

2039
01:14:38.868 --> 01:14:40.050
- Fucking stop it!

2040
01:14:40.050 --> 01:14:41.718
- You'd better not follow
us in there either!

2041
01:14:41.718 --> 01:14:42.960
- I don't plan on following

2042
01:14:42.960 --> 01:14:44.032
you into the closet.
- I see it in your eyes.

2043
01:14:44.032 --> 01:14:44.865
- What's even going on here?
You're gonna follow

2044
01:14:44.865 --> 01:14:45.710
us in there.

2045
01:14:45.710 --> 01:14:46.840
Are you gonna stand out here with a cup

2046
01:14:46.840 --> 01:14:47.741
to the door and listen?
- I am not going into

2047
01:14:47.741 --> 01:14:48.574
the closet with you.

2048
01:14:48.574 --> 01:14:49.407
What are you doing?
- Is that what you want?

2049
01:14:49.407 --> 01:14:51.269
(all shouting)

2050
01:14:51.269 --> 01:14:52.240
This whole fucking time!

2051
01:14:52.240 --> 01:14:53.790
- [Greg] Jesus fucking Christ, Darren.

2052
01:14:53.790 --> 01:14:57.030
I mean you have been an idiot for most--

2053
01:14:57.030 --> 01:14:58.750
- The science building.

2054
01:14:58.750 --> 01:14:59.583
- [Greg] What?

2055
01:14:59.583 --> 01:15:00.416
- The old science building.

2056
01:15:00.416 --> 01:15:01.249
That's where we find him.

2057
01:15:01.249 --> 01:15:02.460
There's where Herb ran into him.

2058
01:15:02.460 --> 01:15:03.540
That's where he was created,

2059
01:15:03.540 --> 01:15:05.580
where Professor Zardonicus was born.

2060
01:15:05.580 --> 01:15:07.750
It's been right in front of
our face this entire time.

2061
01:15:07.750 --> 01:15:08.920
We're going down there tonight

2062
01:15:08.920 --> 01:15:10.833
and we're proving to the
world once and for all

2063
01:15:10.833 --> 01:15:13.158
that Professor Zardonicus is real.

2064
01:15:13.158 --> 01:15:13.991
(soft guitar music)

2065
01:15:13.991 --> 01:15:15.290
- [Greg] Okay, you are asking me

2066
01:15:15.290 --> 01:15:18.723
to do something very very stupid, Darren.

2067
01:15:19.900 --> 01:15:21.300
If we go there, if we're caught--

2068
01:15:21.300 --> 01:15:24.090
- If he's not there, I'll quit.

2069
01:15:24.090 --> 01:15:25.350
There's nowhere else to look, Greg.

2070
01:15:25.350 --> 01:15:26.360
This is it.

2071
01:15:26.360 --> 01:15:27.970
Our last chance.

2072
01:15:27.970 --> 01:15:29.320
- [Greg] Do you actually mean that?

2073
01:15:29.320 --> 01:15:31.350
- [Darren] I wouldn't say
it if I didn't mean it.

2074
01:15:31.350 --> 01:15:33.190
- [Greg] If he's not
down there, we're done.

2075
01:15:33.190 --> 01:15:34.360
Completely done.

2076
01:15:34.360 --> 01:15:35.193
- That's what I'm saying.

2077
01:15:35.193 --> 01:15:36.260
- [Greg] I have your word on that?

2078
01:15:36.260 --> 01:15:37.093
- Yes.

2079
01:15:39.290 --> 01:15:40.123
- [Greg] Okay.

2080
01:15:45.470 --> 01:15:47.730
Hey, look, I got something I gotta do.

2081
01:15:47.730 --> 01:15:48.830
Just give me a minute.

2082
01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:50.760
Uh, hey.

2083
01:15:50.760 --> 01:15:53.440
So, I know that was weird
and that I've been weird

2084
01:15:53.440 --> 01:15:57.570
but I can promise you that
tonight is the last night.

2085
01:15:57.570 --> 01:15:58.620
- [Rachel] Where are you going?

2086
01:15:58.620 --> 01:15:59.670
- [Greg] It doesn't matter.

2087
01:15:59.670 --> 01:16:01.220
He said he's gonna quit.

2088
01:16:01.220 --> 01:16:02.640
That means we can put
everything behind us.

2089
01:16:02.640 --> 01:16:04.170
It means you never have to hear

2090
01:16:04.170 --> 01:16:06.233
the name Professor Zardonicus ever again.

2091
01:16:07.196 --> 01:16:08.840
- [Rachel] Okay.

2092
01:16:08.840 --> 01:16:09.673
- Okay?
- Yeah.

2093
01:16:11.540 --> 01:16:12.483
- [Greg] Thank you.

2094
01:16:13.330 --> 01:16:14.413
I will be back.

2095
01:16:15.890 --> 01:16:17.550
Soon, I hope.

2096
01:16:17.550 --> 01:16:19.360
Okay, love you. Bye.

2097
01:16:19.360 --> 01:16:22.990
- Today is November 5th, 2019.

2098
01:16:22.990 --> 01:16:24.590
I, Darren James Mitchell,

2099
01:16:24.590 --> 01:16:26.990
am standing in front of
the old science building

2100
01:16:26.990 --> 01:16:29.150
which also serves as the resting place

2101
01:16:29.150 --> 01:16:30.573
for Professor Zardonicus.

2102
01:16:31.680 --> 01:16:34.050
As we reach the end of my journey,

2103
01:16:34.050 --> 01:16:35.370
I look back on all the times

2104
01:16:35.370 --> 01:16:38.703
my partner and I were met
with mockery and scorn.

2105
01:16:40.290 --> 01:16:41.680
I think back on my life

2106
01:16:42.780 --> 01:16:44.390
and how at times it seemed like

2107
01:16:44.390 --> 01:16:45.883
nothing more than a sad joke.

2108
01:16:47.800 --> 01:16:51.120
In many ways I have much more
in common with the Professor

2109
01:16:51.120 --> 01:16:53.710
than I do with, say, regular people.

2110
01:16:53.710 --> 01:16:58.620
He was the subject of a
horrific and cruel prank

2111
01:16:58.620 --> 01:17:00.470
which transformed him into something,

2112
01:17:01.390 --> 01:17:03.663
something less than he was before.

2113
01:17:04.640 --> 01:17:08.693
I do not wish to harm the
Professor or judge him in any way.

2114
01:17:09.830 --> 01:17:11.280
My allegiance is to the truth

2115
01:17:12.288 --> 01:17:13.588
and the truth I shall have

2116
01:17:14.525 --> 01:17:15.833
at all costs.

2117
01:17:17.208 --> 01:17:18.430
(loud clattering)

2118
01:17:18.430 --> 01:17:19.592
- What?
- Did you hear that?

2119
01:17:19.592 --> 01:17:20.920
- [Greg] What?

2120
01:17:20.920 --> 01:17:22.572
- Come on.
- What?

2121
01:17:22.572 --> 01:17:23.553
The fuck are we going?

2122
01:17:23.553 --> 01:17:24.845
Where are we...

2123
01:17:24.845 --> 01:17:26.020
Darren!

2124
01:17:26.020 --> 01:17:26.853
Darren, slow down, slow down.
- Shit.

2125
01:17:26.853 --> 01:17:29.520
Holy fuck. Where are we?
- He's in here somewhere.

2126
01:17:29.520 --> 01:17:32.113
- [Greg] Okay, let's just
make this quick, all right?

2127
01:17:32.113 --> 01:17:32.946
- There it is.

2128
01:17:32.946 --> 01:17:34.723
I thought I forgot it.
- What the fuck?

2129
01:17:34.723 --> 01:17:35.733
- [Darren] What?

2130
01:17:35.733 --> 01:17:37.870
- [Greg] Is that a gun? A real gun?

2131
01:17:37.870 --> 01:17:39.530
- No, Greg, I brought a fake gun

2132
01:17:39.530 --> 01:17:41.270
to fight a very real monster.

2133
01:17:41.270 --> 01:17:42.870
What do you think?

2134
01:17:42.870 --> 01:17:44.270
- [Greg] I think you're gonna go to jail

2135
01:17:44.270 --> 01:17:45.103
when somebody finds you with that.

2136
01:17:45.103 --> 01:17:47.580
- Oh, I'm sorry I wanted to
be at least a little prepared

2137
01:17:47.580 --> 01:17:49.410
if we're hunting down a monster.

2138
01:17:49.410 --> 01:17:51.320
- [Greg] You can't keep doing
this shit to me, Darren.

2139
01:17:51.320 --> 01:17:52.153
- Doing what?

2140
01:17:53.313 --> 01:17:55.930
- [Greg] All the fucking mystery stuff

2141
01:17:55.930 --> 01:17:57.600
where you put me through a heart attack.

2142
01:17:57.600 --> 01:17:58.820
I thought we were partners!

2143
01:17:58.820 --> 01:18:00.770
- We are partners, Greg.

2144
01:18:00.770 --> 01:18:02.373
- [Greg] Then why don't you
console me about anything?

2145
01:18:02.373 --> 01:18:04.760
- Because I don't wanna
make things more complicated

2146
01:18:04.760 --> 01:18:05.593
than they have to be.

2147
01:18:05.593 --> 01:18:07.050
- [Greg] Oh, like they're
not complicated right now?

2148
01:18:07.050 --> 01:18:08.580
Doesn't this feel complicated?

2149
01:18:08.580 --> 01:18:10.300
- Because I don't wanna
get into a little fight

2150
01:18:10.300 --> 01:18:12.030
over every single thing, all right?

2151
01:18:12.030 --> 01:18:13.080
This is not a big deal.

2152
01:18:13.080 --> 01:18:14.830
Everything's worked out so far.

2153
01:18:14.830 --> 01:18:16.407
- [Greg] Says the man
with lipstick on his face.

2154
01:18:16.407 --> 01:18:18.404
- That's not the point.

2155
01:18:18.404 --> 01:18:19.735
- [Greg] Okay, Darren, stop.

2156
01:18:19.735 --> 01:18:21.083
We need to talk.

2157
01:18:22.160 --> 01:18:23.493
Darren, I said stop.

2158
01:18:24.790 --> 01:18:25.623
Fuck.

2159
01:18:25.623 --> 01:18:27.463
Darren, stop or I turn off the camera!

2160
01:18:29.190 --> 01:18:30.420
- What?

2161
01:18:30.420 --> 01:18:31.600
- [Greg] Yeah.

2162
01:18:31.600 --> 01:18:33.050
Well, that did it, didn't it?

2163
01:18:34.350 --> 01:18:35.183
That's all this is,

2164
01:18:35.183 --> 01:18:37.540
is just showing off
for the fucking camera.

2165
01:18:37.540 --> 01:18:39.270
- What are you saying, Greg?

2166
01:18:39.270 --> 01:18:43.220
- [Greg] I'm saying that the only reason

2167
01:18:43.220 --> 01:18:45.530
you pretend to need me,

2168
01:18:45.530 --> 01:18:47.620
like when you obviously have enough money

2169
01:18:47.620 --> 01:18:48.930
to buy your own equipment,

2170
01:18:48.930 --> 01:18:50.370
to buy whatever you need,

2171
01:18:50.370 --> 01:18:54.660
it's just to satisfy your own ego.

2172
01:18:54.660 --> 01:18:55.783
- I never said that.

2173
01:18:56.830 --> 01:18:58.180
- [Greg] You don't have to.

2174
01:18:59.410 --> 01:19:01.520
You need the one thing
that money can't buy you

2175
01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:03.000
and that's the validation.

2176
01:19:03.000 --> 01:19:04.390
- You're making stuff up now.

2177
01:19:04.390 --> 01:19:06.300
- [Greg] Am I? Am I really?

2178
01:19:06.300 --> 01:19:09.107
Dude, okay, that is the
only reason we're down here.

2179
01:19:09.107 --> 01:19:10.140
That's the only reason

2180
01:19:10.140 --> 01:19:12.550
I'm walking around a
fucking basement with you

2181
01:19:12.550 --> 01:19:15.203
looking for something
that doesn't even exist!

2182
01:19:17.040 --> 01:19:18.080
- Wait, you don't...

2183
01:19:19.178 --> 01:19:20.629
You don't believe in Professor Zardonicus?

2184
01:19:20.629 --> 01:19:22.223
- [Greg] Of course I don't!

2185
01:19:23.680 --> 01:19:24.650
Jesus Christ.

2186
01:19:24.650 --> 01:19:26.300
- [Darren] So you've been
lying to me this whole time.

2187
01:19:26.300 --> 01:19:28.100
- [Greg] Okay, don't
turn this on me, dude.

2188
01:19:28.100 --> 01:19:30.390
- No, what about that night
at the fountain, Greg?

2189
01:19:30.390 --> 01:19:31.223
- What?
- Did you see

2190
01:19:31.223 --> 01:19:32.140
Professor Zardonicus then

2191
01:19:32.140 --> 01:19:35.227
or were you just lying for
some sort of sick joke?

2192
01:19:35.227 --> 01:19:36.610
- Do not--
- Is that all this whole

2193
01:19:36.610 --> 01:19:37.888
experience has been?
- Do not pretend

2194
01:19:37.888 --> 01:19:40.280
that you don't have some serous issues.

2195
01:19:40.280 --> 01:19:42.840
- Oh, I'm sorry that
I'm able to comprehend

2196
01:19:42.840 --> 01:19:45.280
something beyond your
limited scope of imagination.

2197
01:19:45.280 --> 01:19:47.070
- [Greg] And I'm sorry that
you're fucking delusional

2198
01:19:47.070 --> 01:19:48.570
just like when you were a kid.

2199
01:19:50.057 --> 01:19:50.950
(Greg sighs)

2200
01:19:50.950 --> 01:19:52.030
Okay, I'm sorry.

2201
01:19:52.030 --> 01:19:52.910
- What'd you just say?

2202
01:19:52.910 --> 01:19:53.743
- [Greg] I shouldn't have said that.

2203
01:19:53.743 --> 01:19:55.750
I'm sorry.
- When I was a kid?

2204
01:19:55.750 --> 01:19:57.490
- Yes, I, look--
- Have you been snooping

2205
01:19:57.490 --> 01:19:58.590
around my past, Greg?
- No, I've been

2206
01:19:58.590 --> 01:19:59.423
doing research.

2207
01:19:59.423 --> 01:20:00.890
I've been doing research.

2208
01:20:00.890 --> 01:20:02.353
I'm making a documentary.
- You talk about trust.

2209
01:20:02.353 --> 01:20:04.068
- I had to do research.
- You talk about understanding

2210
01:20:04.068 --> 01:20:06.017
having each other's back?
- Hey, hey! Put the gun down!

2211
01:20:06.017 --> 01:20:06.850
Put the fucking gun down.
- Then you pull

2212
01:20:06.850 --> 01:20:08.082
this shit, Greg.

2213
01:20:08.082 --> 01:20:09.520
- [Greg] Put the gun down, Darren.

2214
01:20:09.520 --> 01:20:10.353
- I'm not gonna put the gun down

2215
01:20:10.353 --> 01:20:12.060
because you're a fucking liar

2216
01:20:12.060 --> 01:20:13.430
and you're going behind my back.

2217
01:20:13.430 --> 01:20:14.266
- [Greg] You're not
gonna put the gun down?

2218
01:20:14.266 --> 01:20:15.734
- You're supposed to be my partner, Greg!

2219
01:20:15.734 --> 01:20:17.600
- Okay, fuck you.
- What?

2220
01:20:17.600 --> 01:20:18.710
- I'm out.
- No.

2221
01:20:18.710 --> 01:20:19.906
- I'm really out, man.
- You're not being...

2222
01:20:19.906 --> 01:20:20.750
- [Greg] You crossed the fucking line.

2223
01:20:20.750 --> 01:20:21.870
- Stop it! Greg!
- No, no!

2224
01:20:21.870 --> 01:20:26.107
Let go of the fucking
camera, you son of a...

2225
01:20:26.107 --> 01:20:26.953
Ah, fuck.

2226
01:20:27.823 --> 01:20:29.530
Are you okay?
- Get away from me.

2227
01:20:29.530 --> 01:20:30.834
- What?
- Get away from me, Greg.

2228
01:20:30.834 --> 01:20:31.667
- [Greg] What happened? What?

2229
01:20:31.667 --> 01:20:32.850
Did you get hurt?
- Just go away!

2230
01:20:32.850 --> 01:20:35.806
- Wait, wait, wait.
- Please.

2231
01:20:35.806 --> 01:20:36.910
Stop, Greg.

2232
01:20:36.910 --> 01:20:38.610
- [Greg] Where are the scars?

2233
01:20:38.610 --> 01:20:39.983
- Please, Greg, stop.

2234
01:20:40.960 --> 01:20:42.627
- [Greg] Where are the scars, Darren?

2235
01:20:42.627 --> 01:20:44.130
(Darren sobbing)

2236
01:20:44.130 --> 01:20:45.173
Show them to me.

2237
01:20:52.760 --> 01:20:53.669
It was all a lie?

2238
01:20:53.669 --> 01:20:55.233
- No.

2239
01:20:55.233 --> 01:20:57.078
- [Greg] You're just a fucking liar.

2240
01:20:57.078 --> 01:20:58.443
- No, it wasn't a lie.
- You're such a fucking liar.

2241
01:20:58.443 --> 01:21:01.730
- Please, Greg, I just
needed someone to believe me.

2242
01:21:01.730 --> 01:21:04.530
- [Greg] All of your
pretentious bullshit about truth

2243
01:21:04.530 --> 01:21:05.363
and you're just a fucking liar!

2244
01:21:05.363 --> 01:21:07.963
- I just needed you to
believe in me, please.

2245
01:21:08.883 --> 01:21:10.732
I didn't know what else to do.

2246
01:21:10.732 --> 01:21:13.687
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to hurt you, Greg.

2247
01:21:13.687 --> 01:21:15.010
Where are you going?
- Truth my fucking ass.

2248
01:21:15.010 --> 01:21:16.690
- Where are you going?
- I'm leaving, Darren.

2249
01:21:16.690 --> 01:21:19.180
What does it look like?
- Please don't leave me.

2250
01:21:19.180 --> 01:21:20.240
You can't leave me down here with him.

2251
01:21:20.240 --> 01:21:22.183
He'll kill me.

2252
01:21:22.183 --> 01:21:23.940
Please, Greg.
- Yeah?

2253
01:21:23.940 --> 01:21:26.200
- Please.
- Good luck.

2254
01:21:26.200 --> 01:21:27.750
- Greg.
- Bye, Darren.

2255
01:21:27.750 --> 01:21:28.583
- [Darren] Greg, no.

2256
01:21:28.583 --> 01:21:30.228
No, Greg, please!

2257
01:21:30.228 --> 01:21:32.811
(Greg panting)

2258
01:21:41.020 --> 01:21:45.564
- This is Greg Hartman of comm 43...

2259
01:21:45.564 --> 01:21:47.113
I can't remember the name.

2260
01:21:49.577 --> 01:21:50.950
I have to announce that

2261
01:21:52.080 --> 01:21:54.710
the Zardonicus project, my final project,

2262
01:21:54.710 --> 01:21:58.090
is officially canceled.

2263
01:21:58.090 --> 01:21:59.450
I just can't...

2264
01:22:01.590 --> 01:22:03.280
I just can't...

2265
01:22:04.260 --> 01:22:05.280
I'm sorry, Professor,

2266
01:22:05.280 --> 01:22:06.653
and I hope you understand.

2267
01:22:07.868 --> 01:22:10.375
(creature roaring)
(Greg screams)

2268
01:22:10.375 --> 01:22:11.605
What the fuck?

2269
01:22:11.605 --> 01:22:12.438
What the?

2270
01:22:18.850 --> 01:22:20.935
(tense music)

2271
01:22:20.935 --> 01:22:23.024
- Oh God, please.
- Darren?

2272
01:22:23.024 --> 01:22:25.590
- [Darren] Please, go away.

2273
01:22:25.590 --> 01:22:26.998
- [Greg] Darren, that's you, right?

2274
01:22:26.998 --> 01:22:29.070
- Please, Greg, help me.

2275
01:22:29.070 --> 01:22:31.737
Help me, Greg, help me!
- Darren!

2276
01:22:34.798 --> 01:22:35.812
- Greg, are you still there?
- Darren?

2277
01:22:35.812 --> 01:22:37.945
- Help me, Greg, please.

2278
01:22:37.945 --> 01:22:39.412
- Darren!

2279
01:22:39.412 --> 01:22:40.795
Don't kill him!

2280
01:22:40.795 --> 01:22:43.878
(tense guitar music)

2281
01:23:00.689 --> 01:23:02.142
(creature roars)

2282
01:23:02.142 --> 01:23:04.017
Darren! What the.

2283
01:23:04.017 --> 01:23:04.850
Darren?

2284
01:23:06.580 --> 01:23:08.364
What the fuck.

2285
01:23:08.364 --> 01:23:12.550
(creature roars)
(Greg screams)

2286
01:23:12.550 --> 01:23:13.383
Darren?

2287
01:23:15.190 --> 01:23:16.023
Oh.

2288
01:23:16.938 --> 01:23:19.250
Oh.

2289
01:23:19.250 --> 01:23:20.083
Darren.

2290
01:23:21.610 --> 01:23:23.720
You don't have to do this, Darren.

2291
01:23:23.720 --> 01:23:24.670
You really don't.

2292
01:23:24.670 --> 01:23:25.830
I believe you now.

2293
01:23:25.830 --> 01:23:26.813
No, I believe you.

2294
01:23:26.813 --> 01:23:29.170
Darren, I believe you.

2295
01:23:29.170 --> 01:23:31.299
I believe you, Darren.

2296
01:23:31.299 --> 01:23:32.782
You were right.

2297
01:23:32.782 --> 01:23:37.782
(creature roars)
(Greg screaming)

2298
01:23:47.689 --> 01:23:50.689
(soft guitar music)

2299
01:24:02.140 --> 01:24:03.880
- [Police Officer] This is the police.

2300
01:24:03.880 --> 01:24:06.190
Wherever you are, come out with your...

2301
01:24:06.190 --> 01:24:07.073
Shit.

2302
01:24:12.801 --> 01:24:13.968
What the hell?

2303
01:24:21.080 --> 01:24:23.180
- [Investigator] So you have
no idea what happened to him?

2304
01:24:23.180 --> 01:24:24.330
- No.

2305
01:24:24.330 --> 01:24:25.163
I don't think he made it.

2306
01:24:25.163 --> 01:24:27.100
- [Investigator 2] You
don't think he made it?

2307
01:24:27.100 --> 01:24:29.153
So what, do you think he was injured?

2308
01:24:30.960 --> 01:24:34.622
- I think he got exactly what he wanted.

2309
01:24:34.622 --> 01:24:36.900
- [Investigator] And what was that?

2310
01:24:36.900 --> 01:24:39.015
- To meet Professor Zardonicus.

2311
01:24:39.015 --> 01:24:40.310
- [Investigator] Wait, wait,
wait, so now you're saying

2312
01:24:40.310 --> 01:24:42.483
you believe in this Professor Zardonicus?

2313
01:24:44.078 --> 01:24:45.083
- I know what I saw.

2314
01:24:47.228 --> 01:24:48.573
I know what I saw.

2315
01:24:54.446 --> 01:24:56.863
(Greg sighs)

2316
01:25:14.992 --> 01:25:17.010
- Do you need help with that?

2317
01:25:17.010 --> 01:25:17.879
- No, that's okay.

2318
01:25:17.879 --> 01:25:19.580
It hasn't been too long

2319
01:25:19.580 --> 01:25:22.413
since I was on the other
end of this operation.

2320
01:25:23.309 --> 01:25:25.150
- Okay, well, first of all,

2321
01:25:25.150 --> 01:25:28.150
I just wanna say thank you for doing this.

2322
01:25:28.150 --> 01:25:28.983
- Oh yeah, sure.

2323
01:25:28.983 --> 01:25:31.723
- I know it's been a lot for you.

2324
01:25:33.680 --> 01:25:34.700
- It is what it is, right?

2325
01:25:34.700 --> 01:25:36.130
- Mm-hmm.

2326
01:25:36.130 --> 01:25:38.880
So, I just wanna start off,

2327
01:25:38.880 --> 01:25:43.100
just how are you now after everything?

2328
01:25:43.100 --> 01:25:43.933
- Sure.

2329
01:25:46.570 --> 01:25:50.710
Well, since Darren's disappearance,

2330
01:25:50.710 --> 01:25:53.343
things have changed for me a lot.

2331
01:25:55.150 --> 01:25:56.460
So, I'm sure you guys know this,

2332
01:25:56.460 --> 01:25:58.490
but after everything came out

2333
01:25:58.490 --> 01:26:01.230
about what Darren and I were up to,

2334
01:26:01.230 --> 01:26:03.980
a huge scandal came out of it

2335
01:26:03.980 --> 01:26:07.430
and the film department decided

2336
01:26:07.430 --> 01:26:09.403
to put me under academic probation.

2337
01:26:10.240 --> 01:26:11.190
And on top of that,

2338
01:26:12.270 --> 01:26:15.160
the footage that I had
been shooting leaked

2339
01:26:16.244 --> 01:26:17.740
and everybody saw it

2340
01:26:19.090 --> 01:26:20.600
and all these intimate moments

2341
01:26:20.600 --> 01:26:21.903
that Darren and I had.

2342
01:26:22.960 --> 01:26:27.960
Seeing those from a
stranger's eyes, I guess,

2343
01:26:28.840 --> 01:26:32.340
puts a different perspective
on the whole thing

2344
01:26:33.205 --> 01:26:35.873
and I just couldn't be on that campus

2345
01:26:35.873 --> 01:26:38.023
without thinking about him, honestly.

2346
01:26:39.480 --> 01:26:41.396
I decided to cut the cord.

2347
01:26:41.396 --> 01:26:42.229
Fuck.

2348
01:26:42.229 --> 01:26:44.653
I decided to cut the cord
and drop out of school.

2349
01:26:47.230 --> 01:26:51.483
Which sounds like a pretty
dumb idea right now.

2350
01:26:54.470 --> 01:26:56.400
My girlfriend at the time was a very,

2351
01:26:56.400 --> 01:26:58.310
she still is, a very ambitious person

2352
01:26:58.310 --> 01:27:01.380
and I think we both realized

2353
01:27:01.380 --> 01:27:02.980
that I was just dead weight to her

2354
01:27:02.980 --> 01:27:06.783
and that I probably had
been for a very long time.

2355
01:27:07.670 --> 01:27:10.337
And yeah, that was the end of that.

2356
01:27:10.337 --> 01:27:12.763
So I'm kinda on my own these days.

2357
01:27:14.070 --> 01:27:14.903
- Okay.

2358
01:27:16.570 --> 01:27:17.573
I'm sorry.

2359
01:27:21.540 --> 01:27:23.460
I kinda wanna focus more on Darren now,

2360
01:27:23.460 --> 01:27:24.463
if you don't mind.

2361
01:27:24.463 --> 01:27:25.563
I just wanna know,

2362
01:27:27.450 --> 01:27:30.260
'cause I know you've been looking for him.

2363
01:27:30.260 --> 01:27:32.420
- Well, I mean, looking for him,

2364
01:27:32.420 --> 01:27:33.830
I don't expect to find him.

2365
01:27:33.830 --> 01:27:37.040
What I've done is I've
created a movement of sorts

2366
01:27:37.040 --> 01:27:40.227
to try to reach out to him, you know.

2367
01:27:40.227 --> 01:27:42.713
I want him to come back to me.

2368
01:27:43.580 --> 01:27:45.250
I want it to be a mutual thing

2369
01:27:46.658 --> 01:27:49.200
'cause I don't blame him for feeling

2370
01:27:49.200 --> 01:27:51.140
that I took advantage of him

2371
01:27:51.140 --> 01:27:52.960
and that I exploited him.

2372
01:27:52.960 --> 01:27:56.480
So I want him to know
that I do care about him

2373
01:27:56.480 --> 01:27:58.620
and that I am sorry

2374
01:27:58.620 --> 01:28:02.580
and I've just been putting up
these flyers and everything

2375
01:28:02.580 --> 01:28:06.490
hoping to hear back from him.

2376
01:28:06.490 --> 01:28:08.980
Obviously, nothing's come from that but

2377
01:28:10.500 --> 01:28:11.870
it does feel good knowing

2378
01:28:11.870 --> 01:28:14.170
that I am doing what I'm
supposed to be doing.

2379
01:28:16.060 --> 01:28:17.520
That's not something I've ever

2380
01:28:17.520 --> 01:28:20.640
really been able to say
before but I can say it now

2381
01:28:20.640 --> 01:28:24.050
and that's at least one positive thing

2382
01:28:25.960 --> 01:28:28.100
I can say about this whole mess.

2383
01:28:28.100 --> 01:28:29.510
- Okay.

2384
01:28:29.510 --> 01:28:31.090
Does this involve anything

2385
01:28:31.090 --> 01:28:34.420
with Professor Zardonicus by any means?

2386
01:28:34.420 --> 01:28:39.050
I mean, you did say that
you believe you saw him.

2387
01:28:39.050 --> 01:28:40.003
- Well, okay.

2388
01:28:41.260 --> 01:28:42.750
This is gonna be a little complicated

2389
01:28:42.750 --> 01:28:43.823
so just bear with me.

2390
01:28:45.160 --> 01:28:49.920
I saw him and I saw
Darren Mitchell that night

2391
01:28:49.920 --> 01:28:51.473
together.
- You saw, okay.

2392
01:28:52.490 --> 01:28:54.520
Both of them in the basement, right?

2393
01:28:54.520 --> 01:28:55.353
In the old science building.

2394
01:28:55.353 --> 01:28:58.120
- I saw them both at the same time.

2395
01:28:58.120 --> 01:29:00.750
- So you believe that Zardonicus took him?

2396
01:29:00.750 --> 01:29:01.583
- No.

2397
01:29:03.470 --> 01:29:04.450
- I'm sorry, I'm just,

2398
01:29:04.450 --> 01:29:05.283
I'm having a hard time following.

2399
01:29:05.283 --> 01:29:08.270
- No, I'm not good at explaining this.

2400
01:29:08.270 --> 01:29:11.133
You know these guys.

2401
01:29:13.115 --> 01:29:15.705
Professor Zardonicus is a good example.

2402
01:29:15.705 --> 01:29:18.100
- Like Big Foot?
- Big Foot, Loch Ness Monster.

2403
01:29:18.100 --> 01:29:18.933
- Okay.

2404
01:29:18.933 --> 01:29:20.814
- We have all of these guys

2405
01:29:20.814 --> 01:29:23.720
and they're not creatures
and monsters to us.

2406
01:29:23.720 --> 01:29:25.600
That's not why we care.

2407
01:29:25.600 --> 01:29:28.523
It's that they're Rorschach tests, really.

2408
01:29:29.690 --> 01:29:32.780
It's that they are what
we need them to be.

2409
01:29:32.780 --> 01:29:34.843
And Professor Zardonicus,

2410
01:29:37.760 --> 01:29:39.670
Darren needed him to be real.

2411
01:29:39.670 --> 01:29:41.280
He needed that.

2412
01:29:41.280 --> 01:29:44.762
And so what he did was he made him real.

2413
01:29:44.762 --> 01:29:46.610
- I mean, to me it just sounds like

2414
01:29:46.610 --> 01:29:50.350
you think that Darren had
just dressed up as a monster.

2415
01:29:50.350 --> 01:29:52.590
- I mean, I'm dressed up right now.

2416
01:29:52.590 --> 01:29:54.440
You guys all here, you're dressed up.

2417
01:29:55.750 --> 01:29:58.313
Right? Like--
- Yes.

2418
01:29:59.670 --> 01:30:01.710
- It's all about appearances

2419
01:30:01.710 --> 01:30:03.710
and it's all about becoming

2420
01:30:03.710 --> 01:30:05.383
that thing you were meant to be.

2421
01:30:07.132 --> 01:30:07.965
I mean,

2422
01:30:09.550 --> 01:30:12.650
what I saw that night, it
was Professor Zardonicus.

2423
01:30:12.650 --> 01:30:14.130
You may not wanna call him that,

2424
01:30:14.130 --> 01:30:16.720
but that's what he was to me.

2425
01:30:16.720 --> 01:30:18.340
- So you're essentially saying

2426
01:30:18.340 --> 01:30:21.393
that Darren became Professor Zardonicus?

2427
01:30:22.300 --> 01:30:26.580
- I'm saying that Darren realized

2428
01:30:26.580 --> 01:30:29.063
to make something real
you have to believe.

2429
01:30:30.370 --> 01:30:34.283
But to get people to
believe, it has to be real.

2430
01:30:35.170 --> 01:30:37.350
- I do not wish to harm the Professor

2431
01:30:37.350 --> 01:30:39.313
or judge him in any way.

2432
01:30:40.220 --> 01:30:41.890
But my allegiance is to the truth

2433
01:30:42.760 --> 01:30:44.060
and the truth I shall have

2434
01:30:45.037 --> 01:30:46.663
at all costs.

2435
01:30:51.290 --> 01:30:52.700
Was that good or...

2436
01:30:53.657 --> 01:30:57.530
I mean, I felt like it
was pretty good overall.

2437
01:30:57.530 --> 01:30:59.443
I don't think it was too rehearsed.

2438
01:31:01.347 --> 01:31:02.240
Yeah.

2439
01:31:02.240 --> 01:31:03.386
All right.

2440
01:31:03.386 --> 01:31:04.614
You wanna just?

2441
01:31:04.614 --> 01:31:07.031
(soft music)

2442
01:31:30.005 --> 01:31:34.158
♪ Relative circle of time ♪

2443
01:31:34.158 --> 01:31:35.829
♪ Paths of faith ♪

2444
01:31:35.829 --> 01:31:38.373
♪ Chance aligned ♪

2445
01:31:38.373 --> 01:31:40.981
♪ Sharing space ♪

2446
01:31:40.981 --> 01:31:43.731
♪ Sharing a path ♪

2447
01:31:55.096 --> 01:31:59.235
♪ Don't know why we're here ♪

2448
01:31:59.235 --> 01:32:03.603
♪ So get over this prophet of fear ♪

2449
01:32:03.603 --> 01:32:05.976
♪ Institutions have killed ♪

2450
01:32:05.976 --> 01:32:08.726
♪ Too many of us ♪

2451
01:32:20.050 --> 01:32:22.219
♪ Tears, sweat, and rain ♪

2452
01:32:22.219 --> 01:32:25.213
♪ Will save my skin ♪

2453
01:32:25.213 --> 01:32:28.508
♪ Eclipsed stars cast a shadow ♪

2454
01:32:28.508 --> 01:32:32.841
♪ Eyes roll to the back of the head ♪

2455
01:32:47.402 --> 01:32:51.373
♪ Just like old times ♪

2456
01:32:51.373 --> 01:32:55.542
♪ Things are the same ♪

2457
01:32:55.542 --> 01:32:59.732
♪ She's gotten older now ♪

2458
01:32:59.732 --> 01:33:02.315
♪ Cast in gray ♪

2459
01:33:03.559 --> 01:33:06.809
(soft music continues)