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Several
states are rolling the dice

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in a move to jumpstart their economies.

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It's a gamble that could pay off,

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or one we may all regret.

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It's a critical moment
for states like Georgia,

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home of the world's busiest airport,

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where the governor has
issued guidelines to open up.

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Our Steve Osunsami leads
us off from Atlanta

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with what's happening there

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and what it could mean

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for the rest of us.

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Let's get this started, right?

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This is
reopening day in Atlanta.

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After weeks of trying to pay
her bills with empty pockets

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and closed doors at her hair salon,

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small business owner, Regina Herschel,

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was excited and nervous today.

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When the governor announced it,

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what was your feeling when you heard that?

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Oh my goodness,

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I was excited because I felt like,

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oh my God, now I have a chance
to at least try to work,

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so that way I can provide for my family,

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so I was excited about it,
even though I am still nervous.

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That's a natural feeling.

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Turn left.

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Turn left on Led borough Lane.

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In 800 feet, turn right on
Wolfe Road, then turn right.

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Turn right, then turn
right on Wilton Road.

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- Where the hell this bitch got me going?

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This nasty ass trash.

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- 'Cause I motherfucking said
that we was gonna pull up.

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Friend, pull up.

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'Cause I said we gonna pull up

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and beat his motherfucking ass.

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Stop.

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You have reached your destination.

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- You ready to do this, bitch?

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- You motherfucking right.

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- Let's go.

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- Myron!

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Myron!

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- Ooh!

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I'm gone tear that ass up.

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- Oh, damn.

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- Want it to get put?

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Get it, baby.

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- Yes, throw that dick on me, baby.

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Yes, come here.

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- Myron, I know you in there.

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Okay, okay.

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Oh this bitch better open this door!

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- I'm going to,

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I'm gonna tear your ass up.

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- Ooh, yes daddy,

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oh, you know I love big
men with big muscles.

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- Hey Myron, your crazy-ass
girlfriend outside,

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and she got Juanaman with her.

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- Hey, look baby, you
gotta get out the house,

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or get out of the bed, or something.

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- I'm not going nowhere.

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What you mean?

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Get up out outta here,

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my ass aint going nowhere,

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I'm not going nowhere.

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Get goin', you
gonna get us both killed!

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- I can't fit up under this damn bed,

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Boy, what's wrong with you?

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- My fat ass can't fit underneath this bed

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you aint seen this ass?

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Fuck.

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- Is we gonna beat his
ass, girl, or beat his ass?

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- We gonna beat his motherfucking ass.

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Snow.

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- Hello?

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- Where you at?

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- Don't you hear the water running?

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I'm at the car wash.

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- Where Myron at?

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- Myron?

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He just ran somewhere,
lemme call you back.

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Hey another customer,
another car, another car.

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- He ain't at work?

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- Myron.

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- Goddamn, I wet my goddamn boots,

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I gotta hurry up and
get to this God damn job

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- Oh damn.

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- Myron, open the fucking door right now.

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- Myron, open the fucking door, bitch.

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Myron.

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Where that hoe at?

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- Open the door, Myron.

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- Shh.

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- Friend, he right here, girl.

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Get his ass, girl.

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Get his duck body ass.

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- Where he at?

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- Oh no, bitch.

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Oh no, he back here?

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I gotta take my fucking boots off.

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Okay.

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Where he at?

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I'm tired of this
man, this dumb ass shit man.

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- Oh shit, what?

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Almost got yourself hit at the same time,

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always running around
with this bullshit, man.

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You always doing this goddamn shit.

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And who this is in this goddamn car?

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Listen, listen, do you got Obamacare left,

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what we need we need is straight cash.

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I got something-

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- I love your work,

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however, you're quite nigga-ish

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with your time frame.

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- You want your car cleaned

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like your bald ass head?

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That's what's wrong with you.

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You always stressing, you got
your little hair right now.

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- I want everything clean.

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- I got this, hold on, hold on, hold on.

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- Where's the water? That's what I mean.

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- Where's the water?

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- You just got here.
- Where's the water?

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- Do you know the words that
are coming out of my mouth?

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- Colored people time.

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We have to change that,
- Okay, I got something

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- to something better.
- For you.

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- Let's get to work.

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- I got you.

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- I thought there was
more than one of you guys.

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- I'm fittin' to clean that goddamn head

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now, I'm Mr. Clean.
- Be Black, be better.

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- Your bald head is so clean,

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shine on me.

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I'm fittin' to blow your ass up.
- Listen, just the car.

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I clean my own head.

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- goddamn.

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Come on now.

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Son of a bitch good, you good?

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Ha, damn.

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Wait, hold on now, hold on right there.

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You're holding the line up
youngster, what you need.

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- I need a tire,

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I got a nail in my tire.

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Nail in a tire.

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Aye its goddamn quarantine prices

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I got one over here though.

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- Quarantine prices?

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What you talking about?

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- All right hoe,

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Come right off got them legally.

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Police Interceptor, Dollar twenty five.

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- A hundred what?

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$125.

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- $125?

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Don't be
scared away, quarantine prices.

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I got to eat baby.
- Nah, I'm straight, man.

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You don't even got tools out here.

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- Hey, I don't need no....

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Hey, these right here, you got no hair,

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but you hustle out on me.

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- You got these old,
small-ass jumpsuit on.

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- Hey, Paco.

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Hey, Paco, take him up there
to goddamn Jose and them.

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Take him to Jose.

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Son of a bitch ain't worth a
goddamn dime in Mexican money.

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- What's going on?

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How can I help y'all?

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- Oh no.

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Goddamn, goddamn
here come your crazy ass girl

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and her live termite.

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You all always got
something going on here.

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- Who the fuck is that Myron?

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How you washing cars in the rain, Myron?

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- What damn ass rain?

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We using the goddamn rain outside.

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Hold on, hold on.

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- Hold on, what you got going
on? Now listen, you all-

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- Who's this bitch?

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Who is this bitch?

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- Can I get a car wash?

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- You washing, how crazy
it's raining out here.

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But it don't matter, man, we
taking the rain and putting it right here.

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- Whatever, damn right.

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- You better get your ass...
- Hey hold on.

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Listen, you don't do that.

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- Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.

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- Get your hands up.
Shoot his ass, girl.

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- What you want?

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- You know what I want,
I've been quarantining

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for a long time, I'm tryna, what's up?

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- I mean, I need you to kindly
step back, social distancing.

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- No, I'm clean, though,

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I ain't even got no.

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Why you acting like that?

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- I mean you wanna
talk, go ahead and talk.

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- I'm tryin' to talk to you,
I'm tryin' to come over.

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Hola at me, man, I've
been quarantining in here,

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you know what's up?

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- Nah, I think I'm good.

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- Oh come on, man, I bet I'm good.

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- I'm good, you enjoy your day.

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- I'm telling you man I'm clean, though,

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I aint got no COVID.

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- You ain't got a mask on.

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- Damn.

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It don't matter, plan B.

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Oh, hello.

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Yeah, what's up baby?

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I know I ain't talk to you in a while,

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but, you know, I've been quarantining,

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that's why I'm calling,

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I'm trying to get some
of that COVID coochie.

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Come on, man, you tripping' now.

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And you know I ain't got no goddamn COVID.

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You got COVID?

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Look if you do got COVID and I got COVID,

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it don't matter, we can
make some COVID babies.

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Come on, I need it, man.

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I'm begging you, okay, come on,

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please come over, I'll
just put the tip in.

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I'll put the tip in.

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Gimme two pumps, I ain't
gonna do nothing else.

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You always bringing up my girl, man.

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I got a "situationship"
is an entanglement.

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It don't matter, I don't
want two pumps from her.

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I'm trying to put the head in you.

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Now what's up?

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- Oh, hey, I gotta call you back.

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Shit.

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- Can I have a word with you Rednick?

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Can I have a word with you?

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Now listen, man, we've gotta
keep this clean, all right?

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The climate of America right now

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is not needing more police violence.

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It's not gonna be like it
was last week, all right?

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I'm not having it no
more, I will report you,

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and that's a promise, that is a promise.

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- Brownman, if you ever put
your fucking hands on me,

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I'll kill you.

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- I'm recording that.

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I'm recording that.
- Hey guys,

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hey guys, hey guys.

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Before we go in, we good, we good.

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Where's your mask at bro?

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It's a whole pandemic outside, man,

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let's get this money, I ain't playing.

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- You threaten me, I will report you.

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I didn't touch you, I didn't touch you,

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I didn't touch you, go.

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- Need my goddamn rent today,

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these niggas is tripping' on me.

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This
aint "90 Days Later."

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- You know what time it is.

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I said, you know-

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- Watch out.

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- Whoa, hey, hey, hey, come on, man.

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You can't do that,

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these people have rights right here.

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Just relax, just keep it calm.

263
00:09:43.549 --> 00:09:44.650
- You know what time it is,

264
00:09:44.650 --> 00:09:46.986
come on, come on now, I know you in there.

265
00:09:46.986 --> 00:09:48.220
I know you in there.

266
00:09:48.220 --> 00:09:49.188
Sir, I don't
think you have a warrant

267
00:09:49.188 --> 00:09:50.556
to do this crazy shit.

268
00:09:50.556 --> 00:09:51.390
- Goddamn, why you knocking

269
00:09:51.390 --> 00:09:52.224
on the door like that?

270
00:09:52.224 --> 00:09:53.059
- You know why I'm knocking on the door,

271
00:09:53.059 --> 00:09:54.493
you're 90 days late,
you sweaty motherfucker.

272
00:09:54.493 --> 00:09:55.728
Man it been quarantined,

273
00:09:55.728 --> 00:09:56.729
the day of the quarantine, y'all know

274
00:09:56.729 --> 00:09:57.563
what I'm talking about.

275
00:09:57.563 --> 00:09:59.031
- Was the day after, nigga. Pay up.

276
00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:01.367
I got...

277
00:10:02.335 --> 00:10:04.604
Officer, officer.

278
00:10:04.604 --> 00:10:06.606
Get his ass, get his ass.

279
00:10:06.606 --> 00:10:07.540
Officer I'm recording this.

280
00:10:07.540 --> 00:10:09.809
Stay there, you stay there.

281
00:10:09.809 --> 00:10:11.544
Call for backup, we got a runner.

282
00:10:11.544 --> 00:10:12.378
What?

283
00:10:12.378 --> 00:10:13.746
Get your
motherfucking ass down.

284
00:10:13.746 --> 00:10:14.580
Motherfucker.

285
00:10:14.580 --> 00:10:15.581
- I'm filming this, officer.

286
00:10:15.581 --> 00:10:16.549
Officer, I'm filming this.

287
00:10:16.549 --> 00:10:17.383
- He aint doing nothing.

288
00:10:17.383 --> 00:10:18.217
What did I do?

289
00:10:18.217 --> 00:10:19.285
Now, he
aint pay my rent nigga.

290
00:10:19.285 --> 00:10:21.354
- Listen, Black man, can I talk
to you for a minute, please?

291
00:10:21.354 --> 00:10:22.488
- If I can get my rent, we can-

292
00:10:22.488 --> 00:10:24.423
- We're gonna work that
out, I promise you that,

293
00:10:24.423 --> 00:10:26.425
I just need my partner
to calm the hell down.

294
00:10:26.425 --> 00:10:27.259
- Sir, are you-

295
00:10:27.259 --> 00:10:28.361
- Man, shut the fuck up.

296
00:10:28.361 --> 00:10:29.629
Aint nobody tell you to say shit.

297
00:10:29.629 --> 00:10:31.263
I'll snatch that goddamn beard

298
00:10:31.263 --> 00:10:32.832
off your motherfucking ass.

299
00:10:32.832 --> 00:10:34.066
He told me to speak, sir.

300
00:10:34.066 --> 00:10:35.234
- Aint nobody...

301
00:10:35.234 --> 00:10:36.736
I own that motherfucker.

302
00:10:36.736 --> 00:10:37.570
- Officer Rednick.

303
00:10:37.570 --> 00:10:38.404
Officer Rednick, I'm gonna ask you...

304
00:10:38.404 --> 00:10:40.506
I have to ask you to stand down.

305
00:10:40.506 --> 00:10:42.708
- I will have your money in 90 days.

306
00:10:42.708 --> 00:10:43.709
- In 90 days?

307
00:10:43.709 --> 00:10:45.311
It's been 90 days.

308
00:10:45.311 --> 00:10:47.880
You gonna have my money in the morning.

309
00:10:47.880 --> 00:10:51.317
And if you don't, I'm a
bring my officers back here.

310
00:10:51.317 --> 00:10:53.886
- You can not threaten this
man with a police officer.

311
00:10:53.886 --> 00:10:54.854
You cannot do that, sir.

312
00:10:54.854 --> 00:10:56.022
- Why am I paying you?

313
00:10:56.022 --> 00:10:57.323
- You're not paying me.

314
00:10:57.323 --> 00:10:58.190
- Can I get up, sir?

315
00:10:58.190 --> 00:10:59.291
- Please get up, sir.

316
00:10:59.291 --> 00:11:00.126
Help this man up.

317
00:11:02.161 --> 00:11:04.664
That is
against policy, sir, please.

318
00:11:04.664 --> 00:11:05.498
Fuck you, shut the up,

319
00:11:05.498 --> 00:11:07.199
where the fuck you mask at?

320
00:11:07.199 --> 00:11:08.034
I don't got-

321
00:11:08.034 --> 00:11:10.336
Shut the fuck
up!  Get his ass.

322
00:11:10.336 --> 00:11:13.406
- Sir, can I speak to
you for a moment, please?

323
00:11:13.406 --> 00:11:14.240
Sir.

324
00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:15.074
- Please tell him

325
00:11:15.074 --> 00:11:15.908
cause he being an asshole.

326
00:11:15.908 --> 00:11:17.677
- This is not what we're trained to do.

327
00:11:17.677 --> 00:11:19.078
This is upsetting.

328
00:11:19.078 --> 00:11:20.112
Sir, are you okay?

329
00:11:20.112 --> 00:11:20.946
Are you okay?

330
00:11:20.946 --> 00:11:22.281
Do you need medical attention?

331
00:11:22.281 --> 00:11:23.215
- I need all the off this-

332
00:11:23.215 --> 00:11:24.050
- Get the fuck off this nigga, man.

333
00:11:24.050 --> 00:11:25.851
- And why are you caring
about this motherfucker?

334
00:11:25.851 --> 00:11:27.887
- 'Cause he's a man.

335
00:11:27.887 --> 00:11:28.721
You don't see a man here?

336
00:11:28.721 --> 00:11:29.722
- Who paying you?

337
00:11:30.890 --> 00:11:31.724
Huh?

338
00:11:31.724 --> 00:11:33.592
Allah pays me

339
00:11:33.592 --> 00:11:34.560
- Please get up, sir.

340
00:11:34.560 --> 00:11:35.995
Get up, get up, get up.

341
00:11:35.995 --> 00:11:39.298
- Stand back, stand back, stand back.

342
00:11:39.298 --> 00:11:40.933
- I told you I'm a have your money.

343
00:11:40.933 --> 00:11:42.902
- When you gonna to have it, though?

344
00:11:42.902 --> 00:11:43.736
- In the morning.

345
00:11:44.770 --> 00:11:45.705
- In the morning?

346
00:11:45.705 --> 00:11:48.908
- I've been on quarantine
for 90 days, man.

347
00:11:48.908 --> 00:11:51.277
- So you got your stimulus checks?

348
00:11:51.277 --> 00:11:52.111
Yeah.

349
00:11:52.111 --> 00:11:53.679
- I ain't get mine yet.

350
00:11:53.679 --> 00:11:56.015
- But somebody got theirs.

351
00:11:56.015 --> 00:11:57.349
You aint gonna have two spots.

352
00:11:57.349 --> 00:11:58.284
I feel threatened

353
00:11:58.284 --> 00:12:00.686
you talking with your beard, huh?

354
00:12:00.686 --> 00:12:02.888
Your beard got something to say to me?

355
00:12:02.888 --> 00:12:03.856
- No sir.

356
00:12:03.856 --> 00:12:06.559
Sir, sir, sir, please.

357
00:12:06.559 --> 00:12:07.893
Do you feel threatened right now, sir?

358
00:12:07.893 --> 00:12:08.728
- Shut the fuck up.

359
00:12:08.728 --> 00:12:10.029
Does your
beard feel threatened?

360
00:12:10.029 --> 00:12:12.164
- You think this a game?

361
00:12:12.164 --> 00:12:13.399
You think you're gonna have a car wash

362
00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:15.501
and a crib, on my name?

363
00:12:17.036 --> 00:12:18.738
Nigga this is my grandma old house.

364
00:12:18.738 --> 00:12:21.073
I will beat your ass.

365
00:12:21.073 --> 00:12:21.907
- I don't know about that, but-

366
00:12:21.907 --> 00:12:23.109
- I can't allow you to do that,

367
00:12:23.109 --> 00:12:24.076
I'm a beat his ass.

368
00:12:24.076 --> 00:12:26.245
- Get his ass, get his ass.

369
00:12:26.245 --> 00:12:27.546
- Sir stop.

370
00:12:29.715 --> 00:12:31.884
You ever walk
up on me like that again

371
00:12:31.884 --> 00:12:33.152
I will beat your motherfucking ass.

372
00:12:33.152 --> 00:12:34.186
- But I'm an officer too,

373
00:12:34.186 --> 00:12:35.221
why would you wanna beat me up?

374
00:12:35.221 --> 00:12:37.323
Why do you wanna beat that man up?

375
00:12:37.323 --> 00:12:38.924
Why do you wanna beat anyone up?

376
00:12:40.626 --> 00:12:42.595
What's wrong with you guys, man?

377
00:12:43.863 --> 00:12:45.664
I did not sign up for this shit.

378
00:12:46.699 --> 00:12:48.434
- Why the fuck did you bring him?

379
00:12:49.668 --> 00:12:52.738
I need enforcers, boy you
know, you the man, you the man.

380
00:12:58.577 --> 00:13:00.112
- Beat Beaterman here, your
local anchor news reporter

381
00:13:00.112 --> 00:13:01.247
out here in these streets.

382
00:13:01.247 --> 00:13:02.782
I'm here to give you the local ATL news.

383
00:13:02.782 --> 00:13:03.616
Live in Atlanta,

384
00:13:03.616 --> 00:13:05.551
we're here at a new eco-friendly carwash

385
00:13:05.551 --> 00:13:09.288
where apparently are using
almost waterless carwash, almost.

386
00:13:09.288 --> 00:13:10.890
Apparently it's a cap-full for the window,

387
00:13:10.890 --> 00:13:12.625
and a bottle for the whole car.

388
00:13:12.625 --> 00:13:15.194
We're gonna talk to a
few satisfied customers.

389
00:13:16.362 --> 00:13:18.097
Hey right here in car number one,

390
00:13:18.097 --> 00:13:19.799
car number two, number two.

391
00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:20.633
- Oh stop, stop.

392
00:13:20.633 --> 00:13:22.034
Son, hey, hey, hey, look, what the hell

393
00:13:22.034 --> 00:13:23.169
you got going on?
- What's up, man, is this-

394
00:13:23.169 --> 00:13:24.770
- I said a cap a window,

395
00:13:24.770 --> 00:13:26.105
you done gave the
goddamn car a whole bath.

396
00:13:26.105 --> 00:13:27.573
- All right, my bad, man.

397
00:13:27.573 --> 00:13:28.774
- Listen, that coming
out your goddamn pay.

398
00:13:28.774 --> 00:13:29.608
You come out your pay-

399
00:13:29.608 --> 00:13:30.543
- Come on, man, you tripping', man,

400
00:13:30.543 --> 00:13:31.777
what's happening, it'll wash no car, man

401
00:13:31.777 --> 00:13:33.512
we aint gonna get no car
clean with no cap of water.

402
00:13:33.512 --> 00:13:35.147
- A bottle a car, and a cap a window.

403
00:13:35.147 --> 00:13:36.515
You don't pour all the
goddamn water on the car.

404
00:13:36.515 --> 00:13:38.384
- You just poured the
water on the car too.

405
00:13:38.384 --> 00:13:39.218
- What?

406
00:13:39.218 --> 00:13:41.086
Only thing I care about is these boots.

407
00:13:41.086 --> 00:13:42.021
Why is it...

408
00:13:42.021 --> 00:13:42.855
I know your other friend.

409
00:13:42.855 --> 00:13:43.856
- All right, man, my bad, boss.

410
00:13:43.856 --> 00:13:46.292
- Okay we're gonna talk to a
few of the satisfied customers

411
00:13:46.292 --> 00:13:47.126
at Ain't Nobody Safe Carwash.

412
00:13:47.126 --> 00:13:48.561
Come on here ladies.

413
00:13:49.962 --> 00:13:51.263
Okay, what's your name, honey?

414
00:13:51.263 --> 00:13:52.765
- My name Cookie, hey.

415
00:13:52.765 --> 00:13:53.799
- Okay, all right.

416
00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:54.633
And how do you like the service at

417
00:13:54.633 --> 00:13:55.534
Ain't Nobody Safe Carwash?

418
00:13:55.534 --> 00:13:56.669
- The service was phenomenal,

419
00:13:56.669 --> 00:13:58.003
they washed my car and all that.

420
00:13:58.003 --> 00:13:59.405
- Okay, what do you do for a living?

421
00:13:59.405 --> 00:14:00.639
- Well, I'm a Instagram model,

422
00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:03.475
you can follow me
@cookieortiz and all that.

423
00:14:05.678 --> 00:14:07.780
- And I'm a certified scammer.

424
00:14:07.780 --> 00:14:09.615
- Oh, okay, all right,

425
00:14:09.615 --> 00:14:10.449
we'll go ahead and talk
to a few other customers.

426
00:14:13.152 --> 00:14:14.186
Cut it, cut it.

427
00:14:14.186 --> 00:14:15.187
- Back up, back up.

428
00:14:15.187 --> 00:14:16.922
Hey, I need back up back here

429
00:14:16.922 --> 00:14:19.358
'cause it's the last two cars.

430
00:14:19.358 --> 00:14:21.760
I got a John and John, they so...

431
00:14:22.661 --> 00:14:25.364
But we doing
what you told us to do?

432
00:14:25.364 --> 00:14:27.766
- Yeah, come on back
here right now, hurry up.

433
00:14:27.766 --> 00:14:32.338
Hey you, you listen, I don't
care about nothing but these.

434
00:14:32.338 --> 00:14:35.040
This all I got.
- Goddamn boots, man, okay.

435
00:14:35.040 --> 00:14:35.875
- That's all.
- I get it.

436
00:14:35.875 --> 00:14:37.443
- So why don't you go marry
the boots or something?

437
00:14:37.443 --> 00:14:38.277
Go fuck the boots or something, man.

438
00:14:38.277 --> 00:14:40.179
- Listen, I don't care about that.

439
00:14:40.179 --> 00:14:41.013
- And we're back.

440
00:14:41.013 --> 00:14:43.782
We're here to talk to
another satisfied customer.

441
00:14:43.782 --> 00:14:45.084
.

442
00:14:45.084 --> 00:14:46.552
What the hell is going on, man.

443
00:14:46.552 --> 00:14:47.386
- What's going on, buddy?

444
00:14:47.386 --> 00:14:48.220
How you doing?

445
00:14:48.220 --> 00:14:49.121
What's your name?

446
00:14:49.121 --> 00:14:50.256
- My name Flaco, man, you
know, what's going on?

447
00:14:50.256 --> 00:14:51.757
All right, man, okay,

448
00:14:51.757 --> 00:14:53.259
and this was your first
time using the service,

449
00:14:53.259 --> 00:14:54.293
how'd you like it?

450
00:14:54.293 --> 00:14:55.127
- Oh the service fine, man,

451
00:14:55.127 --> 00:14:55.961
that's my little dog,

452
00:14:55.961 --> 00:14:56.795
I came to support the little business,

453
00:14:56.795 --> 00:14:57.630
I'm from Broward County, you feel me?

454
00:14:57.630 --> 00:14:59.164
Came here with that sauce, man.

455
00:14:59.164 --> 00:14:59.999
Y'all boys tighten up, man,

456
00:14:59.999 --> 00:15:01.267
you want that bread y'all come in.

457
00:15:01.267 --> 00:15:02.401
- Oh shit, let me hold a
dub , motherfucker.

458
00:15:02.401 --> 00:15:03.302
- Shit is you talking about?

459
00:15:03.302 --> 00:15:04.603
Hey, as a matter of fact, man,

460
00:15:04.603 --> 00:15:06.472
I went down the street to the
little mechanic over there,

461
00:15:06.472 --> 00:15:07.840
man, that man fluke as fuck,

462
00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:10.042
man, yall tighten up,
don't go over there man.

463
00:15:11.644 --> 00:15:12.778
- Oh, okay.

464
00:15:14.580 --> 00:15:18.484
Live at Seven, we'll be
talking about Fluke Mechanics

465
00:15:18.484 --> 00:15:20.953
in the downtown Atlanta area.

466
00:15:20.953 --> 00:15:22.021
Back to you, Tom.

467
00:15:31.797 --> 00:15:34.099
She thick as hell boy.

468
00:15:34.099 --> 00:15:36.235
Hey, what's up baby?

469
00:15:36.235 --> 00:15:37.069
Hey, come get some money,

470
00:15:37.069 --> 00:15:39.004
I got that stimulus for
you, baby .

471
00:15:40.606 --> 00:15:41.540
Boy I got it came, boy.

472
00:15:41.540 --> 00:15:42.574
- You got your check?

473
00:15:42.574 --> 00:15:43.842
- Yeah, I got my check, I got mine.

474
00:15:43.842 --> 00:15:44.677
Did you get yours?

475
00:15:44.677 --> 00:15:45.611
- Hell no.

476
00:15:45.611 --> 00:15:46.912
How you got to check before me?

477
00:15:46.912 --> 00:15:48.414
- I don't know, man,
it was in the mailbox.

478
00:15:48.414 --> 00:15:49.415
I don't know, man,

479
00:15:49.415 --> 00:15:50.349
I just mine in there before yours-

480
00:15:50.349 --> 00:15:52.685
- And I put it in before
you, for mine, man.

481
00:15:52.685 --> 00:15:53.652
- Ain't got nothing to do with me.

482
00:15:53.652 --> 00:15:55.421
- The mail lady won't
even stop for me bro.

483
00:15:55.421 --> 00:15:56.255
- 'Cause you look aggressive, man.

484
00:15:56.255 --> 00:15:58.090
She ain't gonna do nothing
to me, I'm sexy, boy.

485
00:15:58.090 --> 00:15:59.191
She probably went in the mail,

486
00:15:59.191 --> 00:16:00.292
put mine in first.

487
00:16:00.292 --> 00:16:01.126
- How much it?

488
00:16:01.126 --> 00:16:02.494
- Now you ask too many questions.

489
00:16:02.494 --> 00:16:03.796
Sorry to be you, boy,

490
00:16:03.796 --> 00:16:04.863
what you gonna do?

491
00:16:04.863 --> 00:16:05.698
What you gonna do?

492
00:16:05.698 --> 00:16:06.966
- Shit I just gotta wait for my check,

493
00:16:06.966 --> 00:16:08.267
what you fittin' to do with yours?

494
00:16:08.267 --> 00:16:09.368
- You know what I'm fittin' to do, man,

495
00:16:09.368 --> 00:16:10.469
did you see that girl ride past that?

496
00:16:10.469 --> 00:16:12.371
I've been looking at her all week, man.

497
00:16:12.371 --> 00:16:13.305
- You sound dumb.

498
00:16:13.305 --> 00:16:14.139
You just got yo check,

499
00:16:14.139 --> 00:16:16.241
and you gonna go fuck with some girls?

500
00:16:16.241 --> 00:16:17.910
Man you can feel this,
you got your check spent

501
00:16:17.910 --> 00:16:18.911
before you even get that shit.

502
00:16:18.911 --> 00:16:20.012
- It don't matter, man.

503
00:16:20.012 --> 00:16:21.146
That's what they talkin...

504
00:16:21.146 --> 00:16:22.614
They talking about giving
out a second one, right?

505
00:16:22.614 --> 00:16:23.549
I'll wait for the second one

506
00:16:23.549 --> 00:16:24.416
to do whatever I got to do with that.

507
00:16:24.416 --> 00:16:27.286
But this one, definitely, I'm
buying coochie with this one.

508
00:16:27.286 --> 00:16:28.120
Ha, that check, man.

509
00:16:28.120 --> 00:16:30.556
- Man, it's hot as hell
out, lemme hold something.

510
00:16:30.556 --> 00:16:31.390
- No.

511
00:16:31.390 --> 00:16:32.257
- I'll pay you when I get mine.

512
00:16:32.257 --> 00:16:33.092
- All right now, that's all good, man.

513
00:16:33.092 --> 00:16:34.360
You can go in the bathroom

514
00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:35.627
and hold this shit while you piss, boy,

515
00:16:35.627 --> 00:16:36.762
that's all you need to hold.

516
00:16:36.762 --> 00:16:37.997
Before you go, I aint getting...

517
00:16:37.997 --> 00:16:39.298
Come on, man, you aint...

518
00:16:39.298 --> 00:16:41.233
Alright, man, come on, chill out bruh.

519
00:16:41.233 --> 00:16:42.468
- Fuck you, man.

520
00:16:42.468 --> 00:16:43.669
- Happy boy, money boy,

521
00:16:43.669 --> 00:16:45.537
I'm about to go down to get
that coochie right now, though.

522
00:16:45.537 --> 00:16:46.805
- Today was a good day

523
00:16:46.805 --> 00:16:51.043
that's what I'm talking about,
thank God, thank God, boy.

524
00:16:51.043 --> 00:16:52.544
God thank you so much.

525
00:16:52.544 --> 00:16:54.813
Yeah boy, that's a lot.

526
00:16:55.748 --> 00:16:56.582
What's up?

527
00:16:56.582 --> 00:16:57.816
Hey mama, how you all doing?

528
00:16:57.816 --> 00:16:58.784
What's going on?

529
00:16:58.784 --> 00:16:59.618
- You missed us?

530
00:16:59.618 --> 00:17:00.452
- Missed y'all?

531
00:17:00.452 --> 00:17:03.188
Only out here, hey, quarantine over with.

532
00:17:03.188 --> 00:17:04.023
Hold on a second,

533
00:17:04.023 --> 00:17:04.857
my mama calling.
- Okay.

534
00:17:04.857 --> 00:17:05.724
- Hello?

535
00:17:05.724 --> 00:17:06.892
Yeah, what's up mama?

536
00:17:06.892 --> 00:17:08.627
Yeah, listen mama, listen,

537
00:17:08.627 --> 00:17:10.062
I don't care about no pastor

538
00:17:10.062 --> 00:17:11.063
or none of that, mama,

539
00:17:11.063 --> 00:17:12.798
but listen, let me call you right back.

540
00:17:12.798 --> 00:17:13.699
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

541
00:17:13.699 --> 00:17:15.134
You know my mama when she start-

542
00:17:15.134 --> 00:17:16.101
Brother Snow, brother Snow

543
00:17:16.101 --> 00:17:17.136
- Goddamn, what's up pastor.

544
00:17:17.136 --> 00:17:18.537
- Hold on one second before
we talk about anything.

545
00:17:18.537 --> 00:17:20.906
Read my lips.

546
00:17:20.906 --> 00:17:21.740
- Read your lips?

547
00:17:21.740 --> 00:17:22.775
- I need my money.

548
00:17:22.775 --> 00:17:23.942
- Listen to me, I ain't
got no money for you,

549
00:17:23.942 --> 00:17:25.477
whatever mama owe you for
her social security check,

550
00:17:25.477 --> 00:17:26.378
or that WIC,

551
00:17:26.378 --> 00:17:27.246
I don't got nothing for you.

552
00:17:27.246 --> 00:17:28.147
Listen...
- Hold, hey-

553
00:17:28.147 --> 00:17:29.048
- Put your mask back on,

554
00:17:29.048 --> 00:17:30.182
your breath is stinking-
- Ah, uh-ah.

555
00:17:30.182 --> 00:17:32.551
- Like a motherfucker.
Your mama, your bills.

556
00:17:32.551 --> 00:17:34.386
We don't miss 18,000, Sundays.

557
00:17:34.386 --> 00:17:35.320
- I ain't got nothing to do with that

558
00:17:35.320 --> 00:17:37.923
Didn't I just see you at The
Office  last week.

559
00:17:37.923 --> 00:17:39.158
- What that got to do with anything?

560
00:17:39.158 --> 00:17:41.560
I'm down there saving
them souls from them hoes.

561
00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:42.394
- Get the fuck out here, man,

562
00:17:42.394 --> 00:17:43.228
we got you looking like Mankind,

563
00:17:43.228 --> 00:17:44.163
you're here with a crooked hair,

564
00:17:44.163 --> 00:17:45.697
what's wrong with your tape line?

565
00:17:45.697 --> 00:17:46.532
Man, you got a perm in your hair?

566
00:17:46.532 --> 00:17:47.466
- Okay, this ain't no perm,

567
00:17:47.466 --> 00:17:48.367
this natural berries and juices,

568
00:17:48.367 --> 00:17:49.802
boy, you lost your damn mind.

569
00:17:49.802 --> 00:17:51.003
- Listen, you is the fucking devil,

570
00:17:51.003 --> 00:17:51.937
man, I swear to God.

571
00:17:51.937 --> 00:17:53.605
- You shouldn't be blasphemous like that.

572
00:17:53.605 --> 00:17:54.807
- Hello?

573
00:17:54.807 --> 00:17:55.808
Yeah, go ahead.

574
00:17:55.808 --> 00:17:56.742
- I'll watch them for you.

575
00:17:56.742 --> 00:17:58.077
- Your crooked as a motherfucker.

576
00:17:58.077 --> 00:17:59.078
Yeah.

577
00:17:59.078 --> 00:18:00.245
- Yeah, go on over there
and do your conversation,

578
00:18:00.245 --> 00:18:02.081
I'll take care of your ladies.

579
00:18:02.081 --> 00:18:03.715
- All right, listen I'm
on my way down there,

580
00:18:03.715 --> 00:18:04.683
lemme call y'all back.

581
00:18:04.683 --> 00:18:05.751
- Ooh Lord.
- Hey, listen, listen,

582
00:18:05.751 --> 00:18:06.585
stay right here, listen.

583
00:18:06.585 --> 00:18:07.419
- I got you.

584
00:18:07.419 --> 00:18:08.353
- Wait, you need to stay-

585
00:18:08.353 --> 00:18:09.354
- Say less, say less.

586
00:18:09.354 --> 00:18:10.222
- Crooked, you the devil.
- Just go, just go.

587
00:18:10.222 --> 00:18:11.623
Do your phone call.

588
00:18:11.623 --> 00:18:13.926
The Lord ain't made no mistakes.

589
00:18:13.926 --> 00:18:16.795
God help me, ooh, you Puerto Rican?

590
00:18:18.497 --> 00:18:19.598
OOH, La Bamba, La Bamba

591
00:18:21.467 --> 00:18:22.534
- Yeah, yeah, me too.

592
00:18:22.534 --> 00:18:23.402
Hey, I'm gonna tell you
something right now,

593
00:18:23.402 --> 00:18:24.603
both of y'all got strong knees

594
00:18:24.603 --> 00:18:25.704
and good prayer posture.

595
00:18:25.704 --> 00:18:26.705
Now, I'm gonna take y'all down

596
00:18:26.705 --> 00:18:27.539
to the Church of Knees.

597
00:18:27.539 --> 00:18:28.373
Come on, come on.
- For what?

598
00:18:28.373 --> 00:18:30.476
- Come on, yeah, yeah, you'll
see when you get there.

599
00:18:36.949 --> 00:18:39.651
- Woo! the money came boy.

600
00:18:39.651 --> 00:18:41.753
I'm gonna cash this, the girl down there

601
00:18:41.753 --> 00:18:42.654
waiting for me with the coochie...

602
00:18:42.654 --> 00:18:43.755
What you looking like that for?

603
00:18:43.755 --> 00:18:44.590
What's up?

604
00:18:44.590 --> 00:18:45.491
- Man, 'cause I ain't get
my shit and your all happy.

605
00:18:45.491 --> 00:18:46.425
You aint trying to get me none.

606
00:18:46.425 --> 00:18:47.626
- Well you bad luck.

607
00:18:47.626 --> 00:18:48.560
Wow, chill out, now look,

608
00:18:48.560 --> 00:18:49.394
But I'm a tell you what out here do, man.

609
00:18:49.394 --> 00:18:50.229
Now, I need some security.

610
00:18:50.229 --> 00:18:51.130
Now I got this money,

611
00:18:51.130 --> 00:18:52.164
I can give you a couple
a couple dollars of it.

612
00:18:52.164 --> 00:18:53.065
- Me be your security?

613
00:18:53.065 --> 00:18:55.134
- Yeah, just knock a couple
niggas out for me or something.

614
00:18:55.134 --> 00:18:55.968
Now I get it's-
- I'm a knock your ass out.

615
00:18:55.968 --> 00:18:57.436
- Chill out bro, come on,

616
00:18:57.436 --> 00:19:00.839
it's the only way you gonna
get some of this money,

617
00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:01.673
man, what's up?

618
00:19:01.673 --> 00:19:02.508
- No fucking security, man.

619
00:19:02.508 --> 00:19:03.775
- All right, but look,
though, look, okay look.

620
00:19:03.775 --> 00:19:05.344
Snow got his money.

621
00:19:06.478 --> 00:19:07.779
Look, I know what you can do.

622
00:19:07.779 --> 00:19:08.747
What?

623
00:19:08.747 --> 00:19:09.748
- All you gotta do is come to the car wash

624
00:19:09.748 --> 00:19:11.984
and work with Snow.

625
00:19:11.984 --> 00:19:15.621
- Man, shit, I don't
wanna work at no carwash

626
00:19:15.621 --> 00:19:17.189
with no you and Snow.

627
00:19:17.189 --> 00:19:18.190
They don't even got no water.

628
00:19:18.190 --> 00:19:20.125
- It don't matter, man,
I'm a use some of my money,

629
00:19:20.125 --> 00:19:21.527
to get some water man.

630
00:19:21.527 --> 00:19:22.995
He got his check, he
got the car wash, man,

631
00:19:22.995 --> 00:19:24.229
so now we can look, go
through the car wash

632
00:19:24.229 --> 00:19:25.797
make some money, bring
some bad chicks there

633
00:19:25.797 --> 00:19:27.699
have them washing the cars in
bikinis and stuff like that.

634
00:19:27.699 --> 00:19:28.534
Man, we...

635
00:19:28.534 --> 00:19:29.868
After that, look.

636
00:19:29.868 --> 00:19:32.538
- Shit, all right, I ain't got no choice.

637
00:19:32.538 --> 00:19:34.039
Shit, I'm a call Snow, though,

638
00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:35.574
and I'm gonna just tell him

639
00:19:35.574 --> 00:19:38.010
I'm coming down working
at carwash with y'all.

640
00:19:38.010 --> 00:19:39.077
{Inaudible mumbling}

641
00:19:39.077 --> 00:19:39.912
When are you gonna call?

642
00:19:39.912 --> 00:19:40.746
You can call right now, though,

643
00:19:40.746 --> 00:19:41.580
'cause you ain't gettin' none of this.

644
00:19:41.580 --> 00:19:42.414
So call him, come on,

645
00:19:42.414 --> 00:19:43.382
I'm a watch you call him, come on.

646
00:19:43.382 --> 00:19:45.384
Pick it up and call him, or something.

647
00:19:45.384 --> 00:19:46.418
- I'll call him later.

648
00:19:46.418 --> 00:19:47.352
- Yeah, I'm saying,

649
00:19:47.352 --> 00:19:48.187
just make sure you call him though.

650
00:19:48.187 --> 00:19:49.054
- I don't feel like calling right now.

651
00:19:49.054 --> 00:19:52.791
- Watch the boots, watch
the boots, come on.

652
00:19:52.791 --> 00:19:54.626
Sniffing all that liquor is a fat boy.

653
00:19:54.626 --> 00:19:56.562
- Get your elbow off my back.
- One tappy, tappy, tappy.

654
00:19:56.562 --> 00:19:59.031
- Two tappy, tappy, tappy.

655
00:19:59.031 --> 00:20:00.299
Three tappy, tappy, tappy.

656
00:20:00.299 --> 00:20:02.100
Set it right there, goddamn.

657
00:20:02.100 --> 00:20:05.003
- Get your big ass up,
man, you aint tired.

658
00:20:05.003 --> 00:20:06.004
You aint tired for real.

659
00:20:06.004 --> 00:20:07.606
- I need my four acres in a mule.

660
00:20:07.606 --> 00:20:09.308
- The fuck wrong with him, man.

661
00:20:10.442 --> 00:20:11.843
- Does this nigga have a handle

662
00:20:11.843 --> 00:20:12.945
while he down resting.

663
00:20:13.946 --> 00:20:15.013
- What truck?

664
00:20:15.847 --> 00:20:17.015
Y'all talkin' about a truck.

665
00:20:17.015 --> 00:20:19.718
I don't need no goddamn
truck, I got y'all.

666
00:20:19.718 --> 00:20:24.456
I got got Big Nose, got
Fat Cat, got Toothpick.

667
00:20:24.456 --> 00:20:25.290
- You shut your goddamn...

668
00:20:25.290 --> 00:20:26.625
- I don't know who the
fuck you are, you adopted.

669
00:20:26.625 --> 00:20:28.694
- Nigga out here washin' clothes
in rain boots and a thong.

670
00:20:28.694 --> 00:20:31.930
- Oh Lord, do you smell
what the Rock is cooking?

671
00:20:31.930 --> 00:20:32.764
- Oh, Jesus.

672
00:20:32.764 --> 00:20:34.032
- Now you gotta period,
your ole' bumpy nose ass.

673
00:20:34.199 --> 00:20:35.601
Listen, man, listen a goddamn minute,

674
00:20:35.601 --> 00:20:37.869
I'm glad we came together.

675
00:20:37.869 --> 00:20:40.038
Jamaican, Haitians, fatty.

676
00:20:40.038 --> 00:20:41.306
Bitch, we're together.

677
00:20:41.306 --> 00:20:42.274
This is how I raised my motherfucking boys

678
00:20:42.274 --> 00:20:44.443
to be a motherfucking grown men.

679
00:20:44.443 --> 00:20:46.712
I'm talking after your
mama got there first.

680
00:20:46.712 --> 00:20:48.981
Listen, I got your Debbie Cake coming too.

681
00:20:48.981 --> 00:20:51.583
- Speaking of that, can I get that?

682
00:20:51.583 --> 00:20:52.584
Can I get it right now?

683
00:20:52.584 --> 00:20:54.152
- You gonna get it in
a minute, goddamn me.

684
00:20:54.152 --> 00:20:56.321
When my WIC kick in...Listen, no, listen.

685
00:20:56.321 --> 00:20:58.857
You motherfucker, you,
I'm so proud of you,

686
00:20:58.857 --> 00:21:00.025
I love you, now.

687
00:21:00.025 --> 00:21:01.827
I love all you motherfuckers.

688
00:21:01.827 --> 00:21:02.661
Say it loud.

689
00:21:02.661 --> 00:21:04.463
I'm Black and I'm proud.

690
00:21:04.463 --> 00:21:05.597
- What?

691
00:21:05.597 --> 00:21:07.833
- Yeah that's fucked, where the money.

692
00:21:07.833 --> 00:21:08.667
- What?

693
00:21:08.667 --> 00:21:10.869
The money, all the shit I did for y'all?

694
00:21:10.869 --> 00:21:12.104
Y'all talking about money.

695
00:21:12.104 --> 00:21:14.339
Y'all motherfuckers still owe me.

696
00:21:14.339 --> 00:21:16.408
I'm the only motherfucker
around here owed.

697
00:21:16.408 --> 00:21:19.411
I need that Debbie Cake.

698
00:21:19.411 --> 00:21:21.446
I'm so tired of y'all motherfucking kids.

699
00:21:21.446 --> 00:21:22.514
I'm Black and I'm proud.

700
00:21:22.514 --> 00:21:24.750
I said it my damn self.

701
00:21:26.518 --> 00:21:28.287
Good morning, fellas.

702
00:21:28.287 --> 00:21:31.857
The sun, don't remind that it's daytime.

703
00:21:31.857 --> 00:21:34.226
Welcome to Ain't Nobody Safe Car Wash.

704
00:21:35.260 --> 00:21:36.862
One bottle a car,

705
00:21:38.630 --> 00:21:39.731
one cap a window.

706
00:21:39.731 --> 00:21:41.333
If you get that right,
you might come back.

707
00:21:41.333 --> 00:21:43.335
- So we use the one cap for one window?

708
00:21:43.335 --> 00:21:44.503
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is about,

709
00:21:44.503 --> 00:21:46.438
I don't care about no cars,

710
00:21:47.506 --> 00:21:49.708
I don't care about no clothes,

711
00:21:50.709 --> 00:21:51.543
- Dang.

712
00:21:51.543 --> 00:21:53.045
- Only thing I care about is these boots.

713
00:21:53.045 --> 00:21:54.446
- Ah, fuck these boots.
- If you get that right,

714
00:21:54.446 --> 00:21:56.214
you might come back.

715
00:21:56.214 --> 00:21:57.616
Listen.

716
00:21:57.616 --> 00:21:58.450
Hell, hold on, hold on.

717
00:21:58.450 --> 00:22:00.218
This water is not to be drunk.

718
00:22:00.218 --> 00:22:01.253
Man, I'm thirsty.

719
00:22:01.253 --> 00:22:03.255
- You got water that'll make you money,

720
00:22:03.255 --> 00:22:05.657
or water that I take out your pay.

721
00:22:05.657 --> 00:22:06.958
You choose.

722
00:22:08.293 --> 00:22:09.528
- I was just-
- Yeah, hey, hey hey,

723
00:22:09.528 --> 00:22:11.396
I didn't ask for none of that.

724
00:22:11.396 --> 00:22:14.633
I just told you a bottle a car,

725
00:22:16.101 --> 00:22:17.069
and a cap a window.

726
00:22:17.069 --> 00:22:18.470
Man, can we get to work?

727
00:22:18.470 --> 00:22:19.404
We got 4 cars waiting.

728
00:22:19.404 --> 00:22:24.409
- Listen, son, only thing I
care about is these boots.

729
00:22:25.544 --> 00:22:26.478
These.

730
00:22:26.478 --> 00:22:28.780
Listen, you start from the bottom,

731
00:22:28.780 --> 00:22:30.582
you'll make it to the top.

732
00:22:30.582 --> 00:22:32.851
Maybe one day you can be like me.

733
00:22:32.851 --> 00:22:35.153
Hey Carl, can you bring the
car right here right now?

734
00:22:35.153 --> 00:22:36.388
See you can hear, you can hear me.

735
00:22:36.388 --> 00:22:37.723
Can you hear me?

736
00:22:37.723 --> 00:22:39.024
Can you hear me?

737
00:22:39.024 --> 00:22:40.325
One day you could be like me, son.

738
00:22:40.325 --> 00:22:41.526
You can have one of these.

739
00:22:41.526 --> 00:22:42.361
We get it, man.

740
00:22:42.361 --> 00:22:43.261
We get it, can we get to work?

741
00:22:43.261 --> 00:22:44.296
- We just wanna wash some cars, man.

742
00:22:44.296 --> 00:22:45.530
- No, I wanna tell you one thing,

743
00:22:45.530 --> 00:22:48.500
I don't care about none of this.

744
00:22:48.500 --> 00:22:53.271
Only thing I care about is
loyalty, and these boots.

745
00:22:54.439 --> 00:22:55.273
- All right.

746
00:22:55.273 --> 00:22:56.108
- A bottle a car,

747
00:22:57.943 --> 00:22:58.777
this...

748
00:22:58.777 --> 00:22:59.911
And a cap-
- A cap, a window.

749
00:22:59.911 --> 00:23:01.213
- You smart, a cap a window.

750
00:23:01.213 --> 00:23:02.214
- Thank you.

751
00:23:02.214 --> 00:23:03.515
- And the only thing I care about is what?

752
00:23:03.515 --> 00:23:04.616
The boots.

753
00:23:05.951 --> 00:23:07.919
- Ooh all right, get you
something to drink sonny.

754
00:23:07.919 --> 00:23:10.522
- All right, thank you.
- This...

755
00:23:10.522 --> 00:23:11.823
- Let's get outta here.
- The boots.

756
00:23:11.823 --> 00:23:13.992
- All right, man.
- All right, the boots.

757
00:23:13.992 --> 00:23:14.826
- Okay.

758
00:23:14.826 --> 00:23:15.660
Everything, the boots.

759
00:23:15.660 --> 00:23:16.495
- Keep thinking I'm playing.

760
00:23:16.495 --> 00:23:18.196
Only thing I care about?

761
00:23:18.196 --> 00:23:19.431
- The boots.
- Motherfucking boots.

762
00:23:19.431 --> 00:23:20.932
- It's the boots.

763
00:23:20.932 --> 00:23:24.302
- Yeah, doc, give it to me straight bro.

764
00:23:25.704 --> 00:23:27.873
- Goddammit, I knew I had it, man.

765
00:23:27.873 --> 00:23:28.974
Shit that's crazy.

766
00:23:28.974 --> 00:23:32.944
So, do I got it bad, or
do I got it like bad, bad?

767
00:23:32.944 --> 00:23:34.112
Hello?

768
00:23:34.112 --> 00:23:36.415
Goddamn, oh my fault son.

769
00:23:36.415 --> 00:23:37.516
Woozam welcome to Dat Way,

770
00:23:37.516 --> 00:23:39.885
where we dress the
sandwich like fashion nova.

771
00:23:39.885 --> 00:23:41.553
What's popping lil brother?

772
00:23:41.553 --> 00:23:45.590
Whoa, wait a minute, safety
first, lemme put my glove on.

773
00:23:45.590 --> 00:23:48.326
Check on my menu in the meantime.

774
00:23:52.264 --> 00:23:53.865
Yeah.

775
00:23:53.865 --> 00:23:56.101
- Did you just put
rubbers on your hand, bro?

776
00:23:56.101 --> 00:23:57.869
- Nigga, I gotta protect the meat.

777
00:23:59.438 --> 00:24:01.306
Yeah the sun is hot out here, man.

778
00:24:01.306 --> 00:24:04.476
- Let's see what you got on the menu.

779
00:24:04.476 --> 00:24:05.310
- There it go right there.

780
00:24:05.310 --> 00:24:06.378
Read 'em and weep.

781
00:24:06.378 --> 00:24:07.546
- Number one, a sandwich.

782
00:24:07.546 --> 00:24:08.380
- Sammich.

783
00:24:08.380 --> 00:24:09.948
- A sammich.

784
00:24:09.948 --> 00:24:11.383
Yep.

785
00:24:11.383 --> 00:24:13.318
- Number two, look at number one?

786
00:24:14.853 --> 00:24:17.122
$13 for some noodle water?

787
00:24:17.122 --> 00:24:18.423
- Noodle water is exported

788
00:24:18.423 --> 00:24:21.326
all the way from Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

789
00:24:22.494 --> 00:24:25.464
- Damn, I don't think
want none of this shit.

790
00:24:25.464 --> 00:24:26.465
What else I can get?

791
00:24:26.465 --> 00:24:27.299
- You can get the hell out of here,

792
00:24:27.299 --> 00:24:28.533
I don't like your tone.

793
00:24:28.533 --> 00:24:31.203
With all due disrespect, Ice Cube,

794
00:24:31.203 --> 00:24:32.871
you gotta ride out.

795
00:24:33.905 --> 00:24:35.140
Dip, nigga DIP, you act like

796
00:24:35.140 --> 00:24:37.709
you don't fucking understand.
- Man, fuck you.

797
00:24:37.709 --> 00:24:40.312
- Stupid ass, big ass pants.

798
00:24:40.312 --> 00:24:41.646
Wow what's up Slim?

799
00:24:41.646 --> 00:24:43.348
- Yeah, man.

800
00:24:43.348 --> 00:24:46.251
Oh, it's hot as hell, maybe
like a Diet Coke, or something.

801
00:24:46.251 --> 00:24:48.153
- You ain't got that
and you don't want that.

802
00:24:48.153 --> 00:24:48.954
- Got water?

803
00:24:48.954 --> 00:24:49.955
We ain't
got no kind of diet stuff

804
00:24:49.955 --> 00:24:50.989
and you know you don't want that.

805
00:24:50.989 --> 00:24:52.324
- Come on, man, give me something, man.

806
00:24:52.324 --> 00:24:53.258
I ain't playing with you, man.

807
00:24:53.258 --> 00:24:54.092
You got a nigga...

808
00:24:54.092 --> 00:24:55.327
Let me go ahead and get the full sandwich

809
00:24:55.327 --> 00:24:56.361
and hold the lube.

810
00:24:56.361 --> 00:24:57.762
I don't need that lube on my shit.

811
00:24:57.762 --> 00:24:58.797
- You know what?

812
00:24:58.797 --> 00:25:00.131
I just thought about it bro, we closing.

813
00:25:00.131 --> 00:25:01.500
- How do you say is that 10 hours, man?

814
00:25:01.500 --> 00:25:03.468
- With all due disrespect,

815
00:25:03.468 --> 00:25:04.836
you got a ride out too, bro.

816
00:25:04.836 --> 00:25:05.937
- I aint got time for this shit.

817
00:25:05.937 --> 00:25:07.005
- Wow, the fuck, man,

818
00:25:07.005 --> 00:25:08.006
get your fat ass outta here.

819
00:25:08.006 --> 00:25:09.407
Dip, nigga dip.

820
00:25:09.407 --> 00:25:10.609
All that meat back there,

821
00:25:10.609 --> 00:25:13.044
you're coulda put that on my fucking menu.

822
00:25:13.044 --> 00:25:13.879
Ham hock!

823
00:25:15.914 --> 00:25:17.849
Something fucked up like...

824
00:25:17.849 --> 00:25:19.251
- Where you fucking permit at?

825
00:25:19.251 --> 00:25:20.619
- Hey man, I...

826
00:25:20.619 --> 00:25:21.520
Why you...

827
00:25:21.520 --> 00:25:24.256
Hey, hey, why the fuck
you touching my shit for?

828
00:25:24.256 --> 00:25:25.090
- Take it easy.
- You good?

829
00:25:25.090 --> 00:25:25.924
- Yeah, I'm good, man.

830
00:25:25.924 --> 00:25:27.626
You got these pigs out here tripping.

831
00:25:27.626 --> 00:25:29.594
- Oh, I'm hungry baby.

832
00:25:29.594 --> 00:25:30.428
Grab it yourself

833
00:25:30.428 --> 00:25:31.263
What are you doing?

834
00:25:31.263 --> 00:25:32.163
- Man, that's $13, man.

835
00:25:32.163 --> 00:25:33.098
What did you don't give him?

836
00:25:33.098 --> 00:25:34.199
I need that bro, I'll take cash-

837
00:25:34.199 --> 00:25:36.201
- Where's the fucking the permit, man?

838
00:25:36.201 --> 00:25:37.068
- I don't have it.

839
00:25:37.068 --> 00:25:37.936
Why'd you doing all that man?

840
00:25:37.936 --> 00:25:39.004
I'm running the...

841
00:25:39.004 --> 00:25:39.871
- It's niggas like you

842
00:25:39.871 --> 00:25:41.506
make it hard for the rest of the niggas.

843
00:25:41.506 --> 00:25:42.741
- Nigga like you with that breath

844
00:25:42.741 --> 00:25:44.809
make it hard for me to
breathe right now, man.

845
00:25:44.809 --> 00:25:46.578
Redneck?

846
00:25:46.578 --> 00:25:47.746
Officer Rednick.

847
00:25:47.746 --> 00:25:48.580
- You getting all this, right?

848
00:25:48.580 --> 00:25:49.414
- Yeah, I got this.

849
00:25:49.414 --> 00:25:50.248
- I aint do shit, man.

850
00:25:50.248 --> 00:25:51.082
- Let me talk to you for a second, man.

851
00:25:51.082 --> 00:25:51.917
Let me talk to you for a second, man.

852
00:25:51.917 --> 00:25:53.018
- You're like a pregnant dog.

853
00:25:53.018 --> 00:25:53.852
- What's wrong with you, man?

854
00:25:53.852 --> 00:25:55.453
What's wrong with you, brother?

855
00:25:55.453 --> 00:25:57.822
You a Black man, you
harassing Black people.

856
00:25:57.822 --> 00:25:59.691
What's going on in the streets right now,

857
00:25:59.691 --> 00:26:00.525
Black people are dying
in the streets, man.

858
00:26:00.525 --> 00:26:02.761
Black people are dying.

859
00:26:02.761 --> 00:26:06.164
George Floyd, dead, Breonna
Taylor, Elijah McLain.

860
00:26:06.164 --> 00:26:06.998
What's wrong with you, man?

861
00:26:06.998 --> 00:26:08.567
What makes you ashamed of being Black

862
00:26:08.567 --> 00:26:09.868
and treat other Black people like that?

863
00:26:09.868 --> 00:26:11.836
What do you get out of it, Black man?

864
00:26:11.836 --> 00:26:12.904
I wanna know.

865
00:26:12.904 --> 00:26:14.105
'Cause I can't be your partner,

866
00:26:14.105 --> 00:26:15.473
if you continue to act like this.

867
00:26:15.473 --> 00:26:17.075
It's bringing the whole department down

868
00:26:17.075 --> 00:26:18.543
and I've had enough of it.

869
00:26:19.411 --> 00:26:22.380
- Brownman, shut the fuck up.

870
00:26:27.852 --> 00:26:30.288
- Fat, short, bitch,
man this is my old spot,

871
00:26:30.288 --> 00:26:31.790
it takes forever to do that.

872
00:26:31.790 --> 00:26:34.426
Rednick, I will report you.

873
00:26:34.426 --> 00:26:35.293
Hey, what's up, man,

874
00:26:35.293 --> 00:26:36.461
how may I help you out?

875
00:26:36.461 --> 00:26:37.529
Woozam welcome to Dat Way,

876
00:26:37.529 --> 00:26:39.197
where we dress the
sandwich like fashion nova.

877
00:26:39.197 --> 00:26:40.332
What's popping lil brother?

878
00:26:40.332 --> 00:26:41.266
- You ain't even got shit.

879
00:26:41.266 --> 00:26:42.133
- Get the fuck outta here.

880
00:26:42.133 --> 00:26:42.968
What the fuck?

881
00:26:42.968 --> 00:26:45.136
You sit here crazy as fuck, man.

882
00:26:45.136 --> 00:26:48.206
- Big-ass, man, big-ass head.

883
00:26:48.206 --> 00:26:50.442
Ugly ass, dread ass boy.

884
00:26:53.712 --> 00:26:56.414
- Ooh, there go that check, I told you.

885
00:26:56.414 --> 00:26:57.248
- Hey Miss Roberts.

886
00:26:57.248 --> 00:26:59.384
Not today.
- I told I'm gonna

887
00:26:59.384 --> 00:27:00.986
get that check.

888
00:27:00.986 --> 00:27:03.221
I know you got my check today.

889
00:27:03.221 --> 00:27:05.290
- First of all, what's your name?

890
00:27:05.290 --> 00:27:06.658
- Puncho Villashio.

891
00:27:06.658 --> 00:27:07.492
- Puncho Villashio.
- I'm looking

892
00:27:07.492 --> 00:27:08.326
for my stimulus check.

893
00:27:08.326 --> 00:27:12.797
- Bruh, uh-ah, social distance yourself

894
00:27:12.797 --> 00:27:14.199
from me and my career.

895
00:27:14.199 --> 00:27:15.033
Okay?
- I'm just looking

896
00:27:15.033 --> 00:27:16.034
for my check, that's it.

897
00:27:16.034 --> 00:27:17.535
- Puncho Villashio.

898
00:27:17.535 --> 00:27:19.604
- Yeah, everybody else
got theirs, I want mine.

899
00:27:19.604 --> 00:27:21.573
- Not today.

900
00:27:21.573 --> 00:27:22.707
- I can't even.
- Ah, bruh.

901
00:27:22.707 --> 00:27:23.675
- I don't-

902
00:27:23.675 --> 00:27:25.877
- I will bring your check,
when I bring your check,

903
00:27:25.877 --> 00:27:27.345
- Man you better have
my motherfucking money.

904
00:27:27.345 --> 00:27:30.782
- I missing you tomorrow on
purpose, PunchIO Villashi-NO.

905
00:27:30.782 --> 00:27:32.550
- You ain't gotta get all smart

906
00:27:32.550 --> 00:27:33.385
before I steal your motherfucking truck.

907
00:27:33.385 --> 00:27:35.253
- You aint gonna do
that, I'm about all that.

908
00:27:35.253 --> 00:27:36.788
Boy, light-skinned niggas.

909
00:27:36.788 --> 00:27:37.622
Ugh.

910
00:27:54.706 --> 00:27:57.876
- There nigga, you thought it was over?

911
00:28:00.278 --> 00:28:03.048
Yeah, yeah, what's up niggas.

912
00:28:03.048 --> 00:28:05.717
You know what time it is.
- What's going on here?

913
00:28:05.717 --> 00:28:06.818
- You thought I wasn't gonna come

914
00:28:06.818 --> 00:28:08.086
For my money?
- Hey, what's up?

915
00:28:08.086 --> 00:28:08.920
Hey, come on your money,

916
00:28:08.920 --> 00:28:09.821
what money do we owe you now?

917
00:28:09.821 --> 00:28:11.523
- That's not what we're here for.

918
00:28:11.523 --> 00:28:12.357
- Then what for?
- What about them gunshots.

919
00:28:12.357 --> 00:28:14.025
- Gunshots?
- That's what we're here for.

920
00:28:14.025 --> 00:28:15.193
- What gunshots?
- Gunshots yesterday.

921
00:28:15.193 --> 00:28:17.595
- I wasn't even here,
this my first time here.

922
00:28:19.230 --> 00:28:20.331
- Damn, man.

923
00:28:20.331 --> 00:28:22.500
- Where's my money at, bruh?
- What's wrong with you?

924
00:28:22.500 --> 00:28:24.602
- What is wrong with you, man?

925
00:28:24.602 --> 00:28:25.437
Where you mask?

926
00:28:25.437 --> 00:28:26.271
- Where you mask at?

927
00:28:26.271 --> 00:28:27.105
- Where you mask?

928
00:28:27.105 --> 00:28:27.906
I'm a kill me a nigga.

929
00:28:27.906 --> 00:28:29.207
- I'm a kill me one too.

930
00:28:29.207 --> 00:28:30.341
- But what's wrong with him, man?

931
00:28:30.341 --> 00:28:31.543
This is unfair.

932
00:28:31.543 --> 00:28:32.644
- Come on, come on, man.

933
00:28:32.644 --> 00:28:34.212
- What's wrong with your people.

934
00:28:34.212 --> 00:28:35.880
Man, what's wrong with your people, man?

935
00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:37.248
We gonna have your money.

936
00:28:37.248 --> 00:28:38.650
We gon get your money.

937
00:28:38.650 --> 00:28:39.718
- You said the next day-

938
00:28:39.718 --> 00:28:40.552
- Time out.

939
00:28:40.552 --> 00:28:42.587
I need to put my thinkin' cap on.

940
00:28:43.755 --> 00:28:44.589
- What the fuck?

941
00:28:44.589 --> 00:28:45.523
- Look at you brother.

942
00:28:45.523 --> 00:28:46.591
- It's time to kill a nigga.

943
00:28:46.591 --> 00:28:48.393
- Who makes you ashamed of being Black?

944
00:28:48.393 --> 00:28:49.227
- Stop.

945
00:28:49.227 --> 00:28:50.395
- It's time to kill a nigga.

946
00:28:50.395 --> 00:28:51.896
- To hell with this shit,
look at you laughing.

947
00:28:51.896 --> 00:28:53.031
- Yeah.

948
00:28:53.031 --> 00:28:54.466
- Make America Great Again out of all?

949
00:28:54.466 --> 00:28:56.067
Man, let's keep washing cars.

950
00:28:56.067 --> 00:29:00.171
- Let's calm this situation
down, please, everybody relax.

951
00:29:00.171 --> 00:29:01.106
- When you gonna have my money?

952
00:29:01.106 --> 00:29:03.074
- I'll have your money-
- Tripping, man.

953
00:29:03.074 --> 00:29:04.209
- Just as soon as we get it.

954
00:29:04.209 --> 00:29:05.043
I told you in the morning

955
00:29:05.043 --> 00:29:06.111
but we aint got-

956
00:29:06.111 --> 00:29:06.911
- He just told you, man, why you...

957
00:29:06.911 --> 00:29:07.912
Come on, man, we gonna have your money.

958
00:29:07.912 --> 00:29:09.114
- More water?
- I just want my money.

959
00:29:09.114 --> 00:29:10.115
- I got you, man.

960
00:29:10.115 --> 00:29:10.949
- Calm down, man.

961
00:29:10.949 --> 00:29:11.783
- All right, boy, we'll
try something radical.

962
00:29:11.783 --> 00:29:14.219
Why you all so hostile, man?

963
00:29:14.219 --> 00:29:15.053
- Man, Let's go.

964
00:29:15.053 --> 00:29:16.921
Let's get the fuck out of here.

965
00:29:16.921 --> 00:29:19.390
- What's up man? That nigga be racist.

966
00:29:19.390 --> 00:29:21.860
- Get his badge number and report him.

967
00:29:22.727 --> 00:29:24.195
- Give it to me so I can
do it right now, man.

968
00:29:24.195 --> 00:29:27.499
Get his
badge number after this.

969
00:29:27.499 --> 00:29:28.333
- This is crazy, man,

970
00:29:28.333 --> 00:29:29.234
you got this shit going on at my carwash,

971
00:29:29.234 --> 00:29:31.002
while this the only thing I got.

972
00:29:31.970 --> 00:29:33.037
- That means we gotta
get the money to pay him.

973
00:29:33.037 --> 00:29:35.440
- You don't know, you should help me...

974
00:29:36.608 --> 00:29:38.409
- You better have my motherfucking money.

975
00:29:40.178 --> 00:29:43.348
- Clean your girl, we clean
your car, dirty girl, dirty car,

976
00:29:43.348 --> 00:29:44.883
clean girl, clean car.

977
00:29:44.883 --> 00:29:47.085
Thickens for your chickens.

978
00:29:47.085 --> 00:29:50.855
Certified by USA Department
Cleaning, organic materials.

979
00:29:50.855 --> 00:29:52.423
Get your car washed.

980
00:29:52.423 --> 00:29:53.892
Oh that's a nice, they got money, money.

981
00:29:53.892 --> 00:29:56.194
Hey, yo, $100 car wash.

982
00:29:56.194 --> 00:29:57.328
- But it says $25.

983
00:29:57.328 --> 00:29:58.863
- $100, $100, what you talking about?

984
00:29:58.863 --> 00:29:59.864
- But the sign, it says on the sign.

985
00:29:59.864 --> 00:30:01.499
- $100 dollars yo.

986
00:30:01.499 --> 00:30:02.333
- What you talking about?

987
00:30:02.333 --> 00:30:03.868
You said, $25 yo.

988
00:30:03.868 --> 00:30:04.702
What you mean?

989
00:30:04.702 --> 00:30:06.371
The sign just says, $25.

990
00:30:06.371 --> 00:30:07.472
Hey, hey, what's going on there?

991
00:30:07.472 --> 00:30:09.107
- Read the sign, it says $25.
- Pressing up on the car.

992
00:30:09.107 --> 00:30:09.941
- Back up, back up.

993
00:30:09.941 --> 00:30:10.775
Hey this is my son.
- Man, you been so stupid

994
00:30:10.775 --> 00:30:11.609
there, I don't give a fuck

995
00:30:11.609 --> 00:30:12.443
about none of that.
- The fuck you

996
00:30:12.443 --> 00:30:13.278
talk about stupid?

997
00:30:13.278 --> 00:30:14.145
- Calm down, man look man.

998
00:30:14.145 --> 00:30:15.046
The sign say $100,

999
00:30:15.046 --> 00:30:17.015
for the man with the most-
- The sign says $25 dollars.

1000
00:30:17.015 --> 00:30:17.849
- It's $100 dollars for your broke ass.

1001
00:30:17.849 --> 00:30:19.951
- What broke ass?

1002
00:30:19.951 --> 00:30:22.020
I hold you broke nigga.
- Listen, listen, man, listen.

1003
00:30:22.020 --> 00:30:22.854
Tell the man what to do.

1004
00:30:22.854 --> 00:30:23.822
- Man, I told you, man

1005
00:30:23.822 --> 00:30:25.023
the sign is $100 for anybody with money.

1006
00:30:25.023 --> 00:30:26.057
You got a chain on,

1007
00:30:26.057 --> 00:30:27.292
you can pay $100 for a carwash, man.

1008
00:30:27.292 --> 00:30:28.193
- You aint got no shirt on,

1009
00:30:28.193 --> 00:30:29.127
.

1010
00:30:29.127 --> 00:30:30.829
- Man, and the quarantine fee.

1011
00:30:30.829 --> 00:30:31.763
- Its the day after....

1012
00:30:31.763 --> 00:30:34.566
- You need to take your ass
and go in there and bathe

1013
00:30:34.566 --> 00:30:35.533
or something, you niggas take fat ass

1014
00:30:35.533 --> 00:30:36.835
in that bathe and gonna let
you get this car washed.

1015
00:30:36.835 --> 00:30:38.503
- You need to get the rest
of your haircut fixed.

1016
00:30:38.503 --> 00:30:39.571
Dumb ass nigga

1017
00:30:39.571 --> 00:30:41.072
And you, come on back.
- Fuck him.

1018
00:30:41.072 --> 00:30:44.776
- Yeah, man, fuck y'all goddamn car wash.

1019
00:30:44.776 --> 00:30:47.445
I'll whoop your little ass, boy.

1020
00:30:50.014 --> 00:30:52.483
Lucky it's hot out here, motherfucker.

1021
00:30:52.483 --> 00:30:55.286
Oh shit, I need my food stamp card.

1022
00:30:57.088 --> 00:30:59.724
- I'm so glad that
everyone could come down

1023
00:30:59.724 --> 00:31:01.893
to the first drive in,

1024
00:31:01.893 --> 00:31:06.598
pay your tithes through the
cash app, baptist church.

1025
00:31:06.598 --> 00:31:08.800
Honk your horn one time.

1026
00:31:08.800 --> 00:31:10.935
If you can donate $20.

1027
00:31:13.404 --> 00:31:14.239
- $10.

1028
00:31:15.273 --> 00:31:17.408
Oh y'all gonna give me
my money damn money.

1029
00:31:17.408 --> 00:31:18.409
All right, I'm just playing,

1030
00:31:18.409 --> 00:31:20.245
just give me anything, 2
cents, 5 cents, 3 cents,

1031
00:31:20.245 --> 00:31:22.046
nickel, a dime, penny, I'll take whatever

1032
00:31:22.046 --> 00:31:22.981
you gonna give.
- Myron.

1033
00:31:22.981 --> 00:31:23.948
- The hell?

1034
00:31:23.948 --> 00:31:25.416
- Put your mask on.

1035
00:31:25.416 --> 00:31:26.251
- But it don't-

1036
00:31:26.251 --> 00:31:27.085
- Get your goddamn mask on.

1037
00:31:27.085 --> 00:31:28.386
You know, later you gonna put
your hand under your shirt,

1038
00:31:28.386 --> 00:31:30.288
and tell this bitch you robbing me.

1039
00:31:30.288 --> 00:31:31.356
- Where Myron?

1040
00:31:31.356 --> 00:31:32.190
- I don't know no damn Myron,

1041
00:31:32.190 --> 00:31:33.892
get going, I'm trying to get this money.

1042
00:31:33.892 --> 00:31:34.726
You got anything for...

1043
00:31:34.726 --> 00:31:35.560
What the hell?

1044
00:31:35.560 --> 00:31:36.394
- Myron.

1045
00:31:42.600 --> 00:31:43.434
Myron.

1046
00:31:45.036 --> 00:31:45.870
Myron.

1047
00:31:45.870 --> 00:31:46.871
Who is that bitch?

1048
00:31:46.871 --> 00:31:47.705
- Oh, hell no.

1049
00:31:47.705 --> 00:31:49.207
Who is that bitch?

1050
00:31:49.207 --> 00:31:51.242
- What are you talking about?

1051
00:31:51.242 --> 00:31:52.243
- Who is that bitch?

1052
00:31:52.243 --> 00:31:53.077
- This is dumb, dumb,

1053
00:31:53.077 --> 00:31:53.978
bitch you about to get both of us killed,

1054
00:31:53.978 --> 00:31:55.380
bitch, this is a fucking,

1055
00:31:55.380 --> 00:31:56.214
motherfucking robbery.

1056
00:31:57.048 --> 00:31:57.916
- Put your hands up.

1057
00:31:57.916 --> 00:31:59.117
Put your hands up.

1058
00:31:59.117 --> 00:32:01.052
What the fuck you
screaming for, where the strap?

1059
00:32:01.052 --> 00:32:02.053
Put them up.

1060
00:32:03.454 --> 00:32:04.555
- Put your hands up.

1061
00:32:04.555 --> 00:32:05.556
You got me.

1062
00:32:05.556 --> 00:32:06.391
- Damn.

1063
00:32:06.391 --> 00:32:08.793
- Stupid ass bitch.

1064
00:32:08.793 --> 00:32:10.428
- That's right you just
saved my fucking life.

1065
00:32:10.428 --> 00:32:12.897
That bitch is crazy,
man I'm telling you...

1066
00:32:12.897 --> 00:32:14.832
What's up then?

1067
00:32:14.832 --> 00:32:16.267
- Who the fuck is that bitch, Myron?

1068
00:32:16.267 --> 00:32:17.101
- What you mean who is that bitch?

1069
00:32:17.101 --> 00:32:17.936
Bitch you worried about me,

1070
00:32:17.936 --> 00:32:19.037
it's a whole fucking robbery going on

1071
00:32:19.037 --> 00:32:19.871
in this goddamn car

1072
00:32:19.871 --> 00:32:21.472
right now.
- It's a robbery?

1073
00:32:21.472 --> 00:32:22.907
You got me fucked up Myron.

1074
00:32:22.907 --> 00:32:24.108
- You can't happen to
just sit in a fucking car

1075
00:32:24.108 --> 00:32:25.076
with a bitch for no reason?

1076
00:32:25.076 --> 00:32:25.910
Get your dumb ass.

1077
00:32:25.910 --> 00:32:26.778
- Yes, 'cause your a fucking cheater,

1078
00:32:26.778 --> 00:32:27.745
and you're a liar.

1079
00:32:27.745 --> 00:32:29.047
- Bitch, I got the fucking
receipt right here, man,

1080
00:32:29.047 --> 00:32:29.881
they've been robbing shit outta me,

1081
00:32:29.881 --> 00:32:30.915
get your dumb ass.

1082
00:32:30.915 --> 00:32:31.749
What you, hey man.

1083
00:32:31.749 --> 00:32:33.318
Fuck, hey, get your
goddamn hands off me, man,

1084
00:32:33.318 --> 00:32:35.119
what's up, man?

1085
00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:35.954
- Damn.

1086
00:32:42.060 --> 00:32:43.594
- Hey man, I know y'all
still got some money

1087
00:32:43.594 --> 00:32:45.063
from y'all stimulus checks,

1088
00:32:45.063 --> 00:32:47.799
- Not me, I bought a
carwash with my money.

1089
00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:49.334
- Thought you had no water, man.

1090
00:32:49.334 --> 00:32:50.168
You ain't even had no water, man.

1091
00:32:50.168 --> 00:32:52.737
- It doesn't matter, what
you do with your money?

1092
00:32:52.737 --> 00:32:53.671
- You know what I did,

1093
00:32:53.671 --> 00:32:55.073
I blew my money on some bitches, man.

1094
00:32:55.073 --> 00:32:55.940
- Bitches, you see?

1095
00:32:55.940 --> 00:32:56.774
- Bitches?

1096
00:32:56.774 --> 00:32:57.608
- It don't matter, man,

1097
00:32:57.608 --> 00:32:58.443
I'm trying to do the right thing though,

1098
00:32:58.443 --> 00:32:59.277
I'm trying to take one of them bitches

1099
00:32:59.277 --> 00:33:00.111
back to the store right now,

1100
00:33:00.111 --> 00:33:00.945
I just ain't got the goddamn receipt.

1101
00:33:00.945 --> 00:33:02.413
- Man, what you talking about?

1102
00:33:02.413 --> 00:33:05.183
- Man, you aint talking
about a receipt, bruh.

1103
00:33:05.183 --> 00:33:06.017
But listen..
- You aint got no money?

1104
00:33:06.017 --> 00:33:06.851
No, no, no, but on a serious note-

1105
00:33:06.851 --> 00:33:08.152
- Oh I got something, I got
something, listen, listen,

1106
00:33:08.152 --> 00:33:11.022
you know how you used to do
all that little fitness shit?

1107
00:33:13.057 --> 00:33:13.958
We can get us an LA Fitness

1108
00:33:13.958 --> 00:33:15.426
Where we could work them
girls and get a lot of money,

1109
00:33:15.426 --> 00:33:16.461
One sit up.

1110
00:33:16.461 --> 00:33:17.261
But you don't even work out,

1111
00:33:17.261 --> 00:33:19.430
look at your body. Who
we gonna convince to..

1112
00:33:19.430 --> 00:33:20.765
Hey, no, listen.

1113
00:33:20.765 --> 00:33:21.599
You ain't even
got no workout body.

1114
00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:22.734
- I just had.... an idea.

1115
00:33:22.734 --> 00:33:25.470
- Man, listen, all jokes aside,

1116
00:33:25.470 --> 00:33:27.305
You gotta have that rent
money by the morning

1117
00:33:27.305 --> 00:33:28.840
the Rent Man came by the house,

1118
00:33:29.841 --> 00:33:31.209
and we ain't paid rent in 90 days.

1119
00:33:31.209 --> 00:33:33.144
The Rent Man came by-
- Oh no, no, no.

1120
00:33:33.144 --> 00:33:34.946
Come on, listen, hear me out now.

1121
00:33:34.946 --> 00:33:36.180
I can sell I'm one of the bitches, dog.

1122
00:33:36.180 --> 00:33:37.015
- Right.

1123
00:33:37.015 --> 00:33:37.849
- Sell some bitches, man, think about it.

1124
00:33:37.849 --> 00:33:39.384
We start a whore house, we
can sell some pussy, man,

1125
00:33:39.384 --> 00:33:41.152
we can get the money fast, bro.

1126
00:33:41.152 --> 00:33:42.120
- A house party?

1127
00:33:42.120 --> 00:33:43.721
- No man, not a house party...

1128
00:33:43.721 --> 00:33:45.890
Oh, fuck it, we ain't got to do the hoes,

1129
00:33:45.890 --> 00:33:46.958
like he just said it right there,

1130
00:33:46.958 --> 00:33:48.192
it's legal and everything.

1131
00:33:48.192 --> 00:33:50.495
A house party, bad bitches

1132
00:33:50.495 --> 00:33:51.329
all walking through
- At least you can-

1133
00:33:51.329 --> 00:33:52.163
- That motherfucker.
- Think about it.

1134
00:33:52.163 --> 00:33:53.097
- Titties, ass, everything.

1135
00:33:53.097 --> 00:33:54.766
- We just.. it's the day after quarantine,

1136
00:33:54.766 --> 00:33:57.101
people still running around
here with people sick.

1137
00:33:57.101 --> 00:33:58.336
Okay, that's all you worried about,

1138
00:33:58.336 --> 00:34:00.605
you would die worrying about ass, titties,

1139
00:34:00.605 --> 00:34:01.839
and ass and titties.

1140
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:03.408
- Okay, put some masks on.

1141
00:34:03.408 --> 00:34:04.242
But they ain't got nothing

1142
00:34:04.242 --> 00:34:05.710
to do with booties and titties, man.

1143
00:34:05.710 --> 00:34:06.544
We ain't been around no coochies.

1144
00:34:06.544 --> 00:34:07.378
- You don't wanna work now,

1145
00:34:07.378 --> 00:34:08.713
no he still wanna go get
that barbershop, man,

1146
00:34:08.713 --> 00:34:09.914
that's all you ever worry
about, is that barbershop.

1147
00:34:09.914 --> 00:34:10.748
- That's it.

1148
00:34:10.748 --> 00:34:11.916
- But all I'm saying is this,

1149
00:34:11.916 --> 00:34:12.784
y'all letting these...

1150
00:34:12.784 --> 00:34:14.685
y'all get into hyped up with this media

1151
00:34:14.685 --> 00:34:17.155
and all that stuff, we
gotta protect ourselves.

1152
00:34:17.155 --> 00:34:20.892
But due to we gotta pay
this rent in the morning,

1153
00:34:20.892 --> 00:34:21.826
I'm down.

1154
00:34:22.660 --> 00:34:23.494
- See?

1155
00:34:23.494 --> 00:34:24.328
I told you this nigga was in-

1156
00:34:24.328 --> 00:34:27.298
- But, but,

1157
00:34:27.298 --> 00:34:28.633
have to wear the mask.

1158
00:34:28.633 --> 00:34:29.467
- Right.

1159
00:34:29.467 --> 00:34:30.735
- Everybody have to have a mask.

1160
00:34:30.735 --> 00:34:31.569
- Okay.

1161
00:34:31.569 --> 00:34:33.337
- Temperature check at the door.

1162
00:34:33.337 --> 00:34:34.205
- Right.
- Okay.

1163
00:34:34.205 --> 00:34:35.039
And one feet apart.

1164
00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:36.908
- And six feet apart.

1165
00:34:36.908 --> 00:34:38.209
Practice now.

1166
00:34:38.209 --> 00:34:39.043
- But how we gonna dance

1167
00:34:39.043 --> 00:34:40.078
on somebody, man?
- I'm trying to tell you,

1168
00:34:40.078 --> 00:34:41.079
the man be tripping'.
- I ain't worried about

1169
00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:42.513
dancing on nobody I'm
trying to get the money.

1170
00:34:42.513 --> 00:34:44.482
- Boy, we being quarantining
for this whole time,

1171
00:34:44.482 --> 00:34:45.383
boy, I ain't got no pussy,

1172
00:34:45.383 --> 00:34:46.317
I ain't been by no chick.
- What?

1173
00:34:46.317 --> 00:34:47.518
Imma be, lit booted it up.

1174
00:34:48.486 --> 00:34:50.154
- Talkn' my six feet, man, man.

1175
00:34:50.154 --> 00:34:51.789
- Dumb and dumber.

1176
00:34:51.789 --> 00:34:55.326
Look, look, we gonna throw the party

1177
00:34:56.227 --> 00:34:58.396
and we're gonna get this money

1178
00:34:58.396 --> 00:34:59.831
and then I'm gonna go
back to the barbershop,

1179
00:34:59.831 --> 00:35:00.665
'cause I'm tired

1180
00:35:00.665 --> 00:35:01.499
of with the carwash there.
- That's all he worrying about

1181
00:35:01.499 --> 00:35:02.433
is the barbershop.

1182
00:35:02.433 --> 00:35:03.267
The carwash?

1183
00:35:03.267 --> 00:35:04.102
That's what made y'all.

1184
00:35:04.102 --> 00:35:05.203
Y'all talkin' 'bout carwash.

1185
00:35:05.203 --> 00:35:06.737
- The car wash ain't make me,
the quarantine shut me down,

1186
00:35:06.737 --> 00:35:08.573
and you gave me a job.
- A bottle a car,

1187
00:35:08.573 --> 00:35:10.041
a cap a window.

1188
00:35:10.041 --> 00:35:10.842
Y'all don't remember?
- And don't forget the boots.

1189
00:35:10.842 --> 00:35:13.111
- And don't forget the goddamn boots.

1190
00:35:13.111 --> 00:35:16.314
- That's all that matter, yes.

1191
00:35:18.983 --> 00:35:20.051
- All right, so good.

1192
00:35:20.918 --> 00:35:21.752
Are we okay?

1193
00:35:21.752 --> 00:35:23.121
We can do this.

1194
00:35:23.121 --> 00:35:25.223
We're just gonna watch a movie, all right?

1195
00:35:27.358 --> 00:35:28.659
- Where do you have me at?

1196
00:35:30.528 --> 00:35:32.130
God awful film.

1197
00:35:32.130 --> 00:35:33.164
Frederick?

1198
00:35:33.164 --> 00:35:33.998
- Yes.

1199
00:35:33.998 --> 00:35:35.500
- Is this your idea of a date?

1200
00:35:35.500 --> 00:35:38.503
You've got me in the hood,

1201
00:35:38.503 --> 00:35:41.205
with all of these Negroes.
- This is our peoples,

1202
00:35:41.205 --> 00:35:42.240
All right?

1203
00:35:42.240 --> 00:35:44.108
You said you wanted to go on a date-

1204
00:35:44.108 --> 00:35:47.812
- Yes, but I meant take me
somewhere more civilized.

1205
00:35:47.812 --> 00:35:50.181
Didn't mean to come to an outdoor

1206
00:35:50.181 --> 00:35:51.949
hood gathering, Fredrick.

1207
00:35:51.949 --> 00:35:53.251
- When are you gonna be appreciative?

1208
00:35:53.251 --> 00:35:55.119
- I am a rich bitch, Frederick.

1209
00:35:55.119 --> 00:35:55.953
Hush your mouth, Frederick,

1210
00:35:55.953 --> 00:35:57.889
before I hush it for you.

1211
00:35:57.889 --> 00:35:59.857
- Let's have fun.

1212
00:35:59.857 --> 00:36:02.493
- Fun is taking me to a more civilized,

1213
00:36:02.493 --> 00:36:03.694
instead of getting me out here-

1214
00:36:03.694 --> 00:36:04.896
- Our people, all right?

1215
00:36:06.264 --> 00:36:07.365
That's who we trying to be around.

1216
00:36:07.365 --> 00:36:08.933
- And what is this film?

1217
00:36:10.201 --> 00:36:13.004
- The movie is gonna start
in a little bit, all right?

1218
00:36:13.004 --> 00:36:14.338
You gonna like it.

1219
00:36:14.338 --> 00:36:17.875
- And he's blowing his
marijuana in my face.

1220
00:36:17.875 --> 00:36:21.612
- Might need some of that,
keep blowing it bruh.

1221
00:36:21.612 --> 00:36:22.446
- You want a drink?

1222
00:36:22.446 --> 00:36:24.782
- Do you remember this gesture, Frederick?

1223
00:36:24.782 --> 00:36:26.784
It is the melanated side of my hand,

1224
00:36:26.784 --> 00:36:28.553
you keep flipping at the lip,

1225
00:36:28.553 --> 00:36:30.688
I shall be caressing it across your face.

1226
00:36:32.490 --> 00:36:33.691
Hoodlum, hoodlum.

1227
00:36:33.691 --> 00:36:35.593
- Bruh you good, bruh you good,

1228
00:36:36.427 --> 00:36:37.261
chill out, all right?

1229
00:36:37.261 --> 00:36:38.763
We aint gonna start this now, all right?

1230
00:36:38.763 --> 00:36:40.798
Stop playing, stop tripping
out here, all right.

1231
00:36:40.798 --> 00:36:43.034
You ain't gonna do that.
- I don't know him Frederick.

1232
00:36:43.034 --> 00:36:44.035
It doesn't matter.

1233
00:36:44.035 --> 00:36:47.138
- Uh uh, hush your lips, hush
your lips, hush your lips.

1234
00:36:47.138 --> 00:36:48.339
The city should've stayed closed.

1235
00:36:49.874 --> 00:36:51.309
- Maybe you right, look, check this out,

1236
00:36:51.309 --> 00:36:56.013
We gonna watch this movie,
breathe this fresh air, alright?

1237
00:36:56.013 --> 00:36:57.148
- It is rather fresh.

1238
00:36:57.148 --> 00:36:59.951
- All right, come on now, don't
wanna be stuck in the house.

1239
00:36:59.951 --> 00:37:02.587
- Frederick, run along
to the concessionary

1240
00:37:02.587 --> 00:37:04.855
and see if you can find me any wine.

1241
00:37:04.855 --> 00:37:06.324
None of that cheap shit.

1242
00:37:06.324 --> 00:37:07.158
- I doubt they got wine,

1243
00:37:07.158 --> 00:37:09.160
I'll get you something
else here, all right?

1244
00:37:09.160 --> 00:37:10.928
- Whatever, what have you.

1245
00:37:10.928 --> 00:37:13.731
Move much quicklier, I'm parched.

1246
00:37:13.731 --> 00:37:16.901
Hurry back, I don't want to get robbed.

1247
00:37:19.337 --> 00:37:21.906
This is actually
a funny movie .

1248
00:37:23.674 --> 00:37:26.110
In Georgia, some
businesses are already back open

1249
00:37:26.110 --> 00:37:28.379
and others will join them on Monday.

1250
00:37:28.379 --> 00:37:30.448
Despite criticism from President Trump,

1251
00:37:30.448 --> 00:37:32.350
Governor Kemp felt it was safe enough

1252
00:37:32.350 --> 00:37:35.486
to have the partial reopening
for non-essential businesses,

1253
00:37:35.486 --> 00:37:38.222
that included hair salons,
gyms, and nail salons,

1254
00:37:38.222 --> 00:37:40.424
businesses like restaurants
and movie theaters

1255
00:37:40.424 --> 00:37:43.160
and bowling alleys will be
allowed to reopen Monday

1256
00:37:43.160 --> 00:37:44.495
with restrictions.

1257
00:37:44.495 --> 00:37:45.863
News4Jax reporter Corley Peel

1258
00:37:45.863 --> 00:37:47.398
is joining us from the
Florida Georgia state line.

1259
00:37:47.398 --> 00:37:49.333
- What's up Deac?

1260
00:37:49.333 --> 00:37:51.702
Yeah, I heard.

1261
00:37:51.702 --> 00:37:53.037
Shop back open.

1262
00:37:54.372 --> 00:37:55.606
It's show time.

1263
00:37:57.008 --> 00:37:58.709
Yeah, all right, I'll see you.

1264
00:37:58.709 --> 00:38:00.044
Hey man, shop back open, man,

1265
00:38:00.044 --> 00:38:02.413
see you there early, yeah.

1266
00:38:04.582 --> 00:38:07.318
Lemme call up Snow, fuck that carwash.

1267
00:38:08.519 --> 00:38:09.353
Hey Snow,

1268
00:38:10.888 --> 00:38:12.390
man, I quit.

1269
00:38:13.457 --> 00:38:16.827
Fuck you, and fuck them boots.

1270
00:38:16.827 --> 00:38:18.262
Fuck that carwash.

1271
00:38:18.262 --> 00:38:20.331
You go to sleep,
without touching me.

1272
00:38:20.331 --> 00:38:21.666
You about to get shot tonight.

1273
00:38:21.666 --> 00:38:22.700
I aint got time to bitch up,

1274
00:38:22.700 --> 00:38:23.501
I'm trying to get a haircut baby.

1275
00:38:23.501 --> 00:38:26.103
- My friend.
- I aint your friend.

1276
00:38:27.571 --> 00:38:28.406
- I aint your friend.

1277
00:38:28.406 --> 00:38:29.774
And you always at my house.

1278
00:38:29.774 --> 00:38:31.042
He shouldn't
have told you though.

1279
00:38:31.042 --> 00:38:33.077
And did you
tell him about me and you?

1280
00:38:33.077 --> 00:38:33.911
- He shouldn't have told you.

1281
00:38:33.911 --> 00:38:35.079
- Did you tell him about me and you?

1282
00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:35.913
- No, I didn't.

1283
00:38:35.913 --> 00:38:38.149
- These guys think they
can handle us thick women

1284
00:38:38.149 --> 00:38:39.617
they got another thing comin' on girl.

1285
00:38:39.617 --> 00:38:41.118
- They got a whole other thing coming

1286
00:38:41.118 --> 00:38:42.286
and there better not

1287
00:38:42.286 --> 00:38:44.855
.
- A little one.

1288
00:38:44.855 --> 00:38:47.024
Cause we need a big one

1289
00:38:48.926 --> 00:38:50.027
So, anyway...

1290
00:38:54.465 --> 00:38:57.935
- She gonna get shoot, you gonna get shot.

1291
00:39:04.742 --> 00:39:06.177
Shop back open, yeah.

1292
00:39:08.713 --> 00:39:09.547
What it do?

1293
00:39:09.547 --> 00:39:11.882
Man, you know they let
me go at the car wash?

1294
00:39:11.882 --> 00:39:15.653
I don't care anyway, I saw
on the news, shop back open.

1295
00:39:15.653 --> 00:39:16.721
- Come on, man.

1296
00:39:16.721 --> 00:39:17.555
- Hey

1297
00:39:35.106 --> 00:39:36.340
- Come on, man.

1298
00:39:49.587 --> 00:39:54.558
Hey, slow down,
man, yo who queens them is, man?

1299
00:39:54.592 --> 00:39:55.426
Damn.

1300
00:39:56.627 --> 00:40:00.064
I don't be on all that there man.

1301
00:40:00.064 --> 00:40:01.365
Gotta be a little careful, man.

1302
00:40:01.365 --> 00:40:03.367
I'm tryna check on you.

1303
00:40:03.367 --> 00:40:06.437
- I'm trying to go to occasion later.

1304
00:40:11.375 --> 00:40:12.676
She aint
answering the phone, man.

1305
00:40:17.014 --> 00:40:17.982
- Hey, I'm glad y'all here.

1306
00:40:17.982 --> 00:40:19.650
What you wanna do?

1307
00:40:20.718 --> 00:40:24.221
I want you to
rub my belly and all.

1308
00:40:24.221 --> 00:40:26.457
Hey, hey, hey, hold
up, hey, we got a chair open,

1309
00:40:26.457 --> 00:40:28.159
we got a chair open, the first chair.

1310
00:40:28.159 --> 00:40:29.360
- Oh hell no.

1311
00:40:33.197 --> 00:40:34.031
- Damn.

1312
00:40:46.710 --> 00:40:48.946
Hold on, hold on, I'm
a call you right back.

1313
00:40:48.946 --> 00:40:51.515
I'm a come check on you, hold on.

1314
00:40:51.515 --> 00:40:53.117
- What? you supposed to be at work.

1315
00:40:53.117 --> 00:40:54.018
You out here on the phone,

1316
00:40:54.018 --> 00:40:55.019
I'm looking for you, we
got clients in there,

1317
00:40:55.019 --> 00:40:56.487
we aint been open for 90 days.

1318
00:40:56.487 --> 00:40:59.089
They're trying to shut everything down.

1319
00:40:59.089 --> 00:41:01.358
It's the day after quarantine?

1320
00:41:02.426 --> 00:41:04.161
- My people just caught the Corona.

1321
00:41:05.262 --> 00:41:07.798
- They caught COVID-19?

1322
00:41:09.900 --> 00:41:10.734
Damn.

1323
00:41:11.735 --> 00:41:14.071
So what you're tryna do?

1324
00:41:14.071 --> 00:41:16.040
- I gotta go check on them.

1325
00:41:16.040 --> 00:41:17.975
- You definitely got to check on them.

1326
00:41:18.876 --> 00:41:19.977
Yeah, you know, stuff's rough.

1327
00:41:19.977 --> 00:41:21.712
Rough, it's rough, I can...

1328
00:41:21.712 --> 00:41:22.880
It's very rough, you know?

1329
00:41:22.880 --> 00:41:24.281
But at the end of the day,

1330
00:41:25.483 --> 00:41:27.284
we all gotta go take care of our people.

1331
00:41:27.284 --> 00:41:28.919
Here, I don't know how much it is,

1332
00:41:28.919 --> 00:41:31.121
you just take that and you
do what you need to do.

1333
00:41:31.121 --> 00:41:32.189
Just,
- You sure though?

1334
00:41:32.189 --> 00:41:33.257
- Take the day off..

1335
00:41:33.257 --> 00:41:34.091
- You sure?

1336
00:41:34.091 --> 00:41:34.925
- Take a couple of days off.

1337
00:41:34.925 --> 00:41:38.095
- I know, I know, you know,
you're trying to keep the shop.

1338
00:41:38.095 --> 00:41:39.897
- Yeah, we gotta keep
the shop, we gotta, man,

1339
00:41:39.897 --> 00:41:40.898
shit, gotta keep it all,

1340
00:41:40.898 --> 00:41:42.500
but if you need it, you need it,

1341
00:41:42.500 --> 00:41:44.535
if you don't, give my money back.

1342
00:41:46.203 --> 00:41:47.204
- All right.

1343
00:41:49.340 --> 00:41:50.608
- Later, man.

1344
00:41:50.608 --> 00:41:51.775
Go take care of your family,

1345
00:41:51.775 --> 00:41:54.545
and do what you need to do, all right?

1346
00:41:54.545 --> 00:41:57.448
Hey Jamal, put them in
a chair, I'm a cut 'em.

1347
00:41:57.448 --> 00:41:59.350
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1348
00:41:59.350 --> 00:42:00.217
- What I did now?

1349
00:42:03.888 --> 00:42:06.023
There's a lot of stuff
going on out there, man.

1350
00:42:06.023 --> 00:42:07.992
We ain't taking this stuff serious.

1351
00:42:07.992 --> 00:42:08.959
A lot of stuff going on.

1352
00:42:08.959 --> 00:42:12.029
You is a very important
man in this neighborhood.

1353
00:42:12.029 --> 00:42:14.632
And we have a lot of people follow you,

1354
00:42:14.632 --> 00:42:15.933
You got a lot of followers.

1355
00:42:15.933 --> 00:42:17.501
If you gonna keep doing
all this stuff you doing,

1356
00:42:17.501 --> 00:42:19.870
a lot of people going
to get this coronavirus.

1357
00:42:19.870 --> 00:42:22.706
The coronavirus, they wear no masks,

1358
00:42:22.706 --> 00:42:24.375
aint no body taking it serious.

1359
00:42:24.375 --> 00:42:25.943
You are the one to take it serious.

1360
00:42:25.943 --> 00:42:27.444
- We gotta get money, man.

1361
00:42:27.444 --> 00:42:29.280
We've been closed, shop gonna get closed,

1362
00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:31.448
they trying to evict me out of apartment.

1363
00:42:31.448 --> 00:42:32.516
We just gotta get some money sometimes.

1364
00:42:32.516 --> 00:42:34.852
- But man, listen to me.

1365
00:42:34.852 --> 00:42:37.087
You the one who gonna make this work.

1366
00:42:37.087 --> 00:42:38.789
You the one who gonna make this happen.

1367
00:42:38.789 --> 00:42:41.158
You gotta get these people
start wearing these masks,

1368
00:42:41.158 --> 00:42:42.159
start talking to the people,

1369
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:43.460
you know a lot of people.

1370
00:42:43.460 --> 00:42:45.663
Make it work nephew, make it work.

1371
00:42:45.663 --> 00:42:47.665
I'll make it work

1372
00:42:47.665 --> 00:42:48.766
Make it work.

1373
00:42:50.634 --> 00:42:52.536
- We're gathered here today,

1374
00:42:52.536 --> 00:42:55.606
to bless brother Snow's establishment.

1375
00:42:55.606 --> 00:42:58.108
But one thing you got to do

1376
00:42:58.108 --> 00:43:00.978
is I got to get my tithe, tithe, tithe.

1377
00:43:00.978 --> 00:43:02.513
I got to have it.

1378
00:43:02.513 --> 00:43:04.982
Brother Snow, where art thou?

1379
00:43:04.982 --> 00:43:06.717
Where at thou?

1380
00:43:06.717 --> 00:43:08.719
Brother Snow, brother Snow,

1381
00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:09.987
I've finished doing my blessing.

1382
00:43:09.987 --> 00:43:11.488
Now bless me with my money.

1383
00:43:11.488 --> 00:43:12.289
- What money I owe you?

1384
00:43:12.289 --> 00:43:13.123
Pastor keep it real.

1385
00:43:13.123 --> 00:43:13.958
- Man, you know this
man, don't play with me.

1386
00:43:13.958 --> 00:43:14.792
- Listen, man-

1387
00:43:14.792 --> 00:43:15.626
- Give me my damn money,

1388
00:43:15.626 --> 00:43:16.460
I have blessed this whole establishment,

1389
00:43:16.460 --> 00:43:18.462
you gonna have clients on top of clients.

1390
00:43:18.462 --> 00:43:19.797
- You crazy, man, you curse my brothers,

1391
00:43:19.797 --> 00:43:21.498
you keep 'em always coming
splashing my goddamn water.

1392
00:43:21.498 --> 00:43:23.767
Listen, I told you, a bottle a car,

1393
00:43:24.969 --> 00:43:25.903
and a cap a window.

1394
00:43:25.903 --> 00:43:26.737
You know, unless you-

1395
00:43:26.737 --> 00:43:29.239
- Blah, blah, blah, blah,
I can bless that water.

1396
00:43:29.239 --> 00:43:30.407
For $5 a bottle.

1397
00:43:30.407 --> 00:43:31.275
- Then you need to bless both bottles

1398
00:43:31.275 --> 00:43:32.543
$10 will get your hair washed,
what's wrong with you Pastor?

1399
00:43:32.543 --> 00:43:34.378
- Why you Keep talking about my damn hair.

1400
00:43:34.378 --> 00:43:35.312
Ain't nothing wrong with my damn hair,

1401
00:43:35.312 --> 00:43:36.146
you don't lost

1402
00:43:36.146 --> 00:43:36.981
your damn mind.
- Drink the water.

1403
00:43:36.981 --> 00:43:37.948
- Don't you touch me boy,

1404
00:43:37.948 --> 00:43:38.849
you better social
distance up in this thing,

1405
00:43:38.849 --> 00:43:40.150
I done tried to tell you.

1406
00:43:40.150 --> 00:43:41.285
- You need to get a carwash-

1407
00:43:41.285 --> 00:43:42.686
- I need my money.

1408
00:43:42.686 --> 00:43:44.355
- You need the carwash or what, pastor?

1409
00:43:44.355 --> 00:43:45.889
- Is I need my damn money, you owe me.

1410
00:43:45.889 --> 00:43:47.291
I done blessed this church,

1411
00:43:47.291 --> 00:43:48.559
and I done blessed this establishment.

1412
00:43:48.559 --> 00:43:49.393
- Can I get a front,

1413
00:43:49.393 --> 00:43:50.461
somebody at the front, please?

1414
00:43:50.461 --> 00:43:51.295
Where's them boys at?

1415
00:43:51.295 --> 00:43:52.129
- I'll be back for my prayer offering.

1416
00:43:52.129 --> 00:43:53.731
- All right pastor, come on back.

1417
00:43:53.731 --> 00:43:54.565
Hey, hello?

1418
00:43:54.565 --> 00:43:55.399
Where y'all at?

1419
00:43:55.399 --> 00:43:56.233
I need y'all to come up in the front,

1420
00:43:56.233 --> 00:43:58.769
'cause there's a pastor up
here looking for his money.....

1421
00:43:58.769 --> 00:44:00.504
I'll be back.

1422
00:44:02.906 --> 00:44:04.174
- I got you, come on man.

1423
00:44:05.275 --> 00:44:06.677
Trust me though.

1424
00:44:06.677 --> 00:44:08.445
I'll pay you $10, come on.

1425
00:44:11.815 --> 00:44:13.517
Come on, man, you know
it's a wait in here bro.

1426
00:44:13.517 --> 00:44:15.853
I got you, man, trust me.

1427
00:44:15.853 --> 00:44:16.954
Trust me.

1428
00:44:16.954 --> 00:44:18.088
All right.

1429
00:44:18.088 --> 00:44:21.692
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1430
00:44:22.893 --> 00:44:24.261
- Don't fuck me up, bro, please.

1431
00:44:24.261 --> 00:44:26.363
- Let's go, I got you, bro, sit down, man.

1432
00:44:27.965 --> 00:44:30.334
- Let's go, let's go, come on, bro.

1433
00:44:32.102 --> 00:44:34.438
Goddamn, what the hell you doing, boy?

1434
00:44:34.438 --> 00:44:35.272
- Let me show you,

1435
00:44:35.272 --> 00:44:36.507
- You ain't got to do all that shit, man.

1436
00:44:36.507 --> 00:44:38.208
Yo ain't got to do that
shit to cut no hair, bro.

1437
00:44:38.208 --> 00:44:39.610
Ain't nobody else in
here do that shit bro.

1438
00:44:39.610 --> 00:44:41.545
- I got you, man.
- That ain't even much policy.

1439
00:44:41.545 --> 00:44:42.379
- It's game time.

1440
00:44:42.379 --> 00:44:43.414
- What the hell you doing bro?

1441
00:44:43.414 --> 00:44:44.314
- I gotta show them what's up?

1442
00:44:44.314 --> 00:44:45.649
- Come on bruh, you doing all that.

1443
00:44:45.649 --> 00:44:47.317
- You gotta take your
glasses off, man, come on.

1444
00:44:47.317 --> 00:44:50.888
- Make me look like a
million dollars, bro.

1445
00:44:50.888 --> 00:44:52.523
You better.

1446
00:44:56.026 --> 00:44:57.661
The Lord my
shepherd, I shall not want.

1447
00:45:03.767 --> 00:45:05.169
- Hey y'all.

1448
00:45:05.169 --> 00:45:06.170
Hey.

1449
00:45:07.071 --> 00:45:09.506
- I know y'all heard about
that quarantine party.

1450
00:45:09.506 --> 00:45:12.242
Yeah.

1451
00:45:20.184 --> 00:45:22.052
- What I did, Deacon Mohorn?

1452
00:45:22.052 --> 00:45:22.920
- What you talking about?

1453
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:23.754
- What?

1454
00:45:23.754 --> 00:45:25.122
- What you talking about?

1455
00:45:25.122 --> 00:45:25.989
- What? The party?

1456
00:45:25.989 --> 00:45:27.057
- Yeah.

1457
00:45:27.057 --> 00:45:28.592
- Oh you aint know about the party?

1458
00:45:28.592 --> 00:45:29.727
Party is tonight.

1459
00:45:29.727 --> 00:45:31.462
- All right, listen,

1460
00:45:31.462 --> 00:45:33.030
Messin' around with that
goddamn "canteen" party now.

1461
00:45:33.030 --> 00:45:34.998
It's quarantine.

1462
00:45:34.998 --> 00:45:35.833
CANTEEN.

1463
00:45:37.367 --> 00:45:38.969
- Hey, hey, how y'all doing?

1464
00:45:38.969 --> 00:45:40.304
Hey.

1465
00:45:40.304 --> 00:45:42.339
Come here baby, God.....

1466
00:45:42.339 --> 00:45:43.774
- Baby wait, can't get your hair down

1467
00:45:43.774 --> 00:45:44.808
without that card right there girl.

1468
00:45:44.808 --> 00:45:46.744
- Okay, thank you baby.

1469
00:45:48.979 --> 00:45:49.813
How you stand?

1470
00:45:49.813 --> 00:45:50.714
You got a fat old ass.

1471
00:45:50.714 --> 00:45:51.782
Myron.

1472
00:45:51.782 --> 00:45:52.616
- What's up?

1473
00:45:52.616 --> 00:45:53.484
- Myron.

1474
00:45:53.484 --> 00:45:55.052
Who's that bitch, Myron?

1475
00:45:55.052 --> 00:45:56.019
- What do you mean, who's that bitch?

1476
00:45:56.019 --> 00:45:57.721
- I know you're not here
with that bitch, Myron.

1477
00:45:57.721 --> 00:45:59.189
Damn, who is that, Myron?

1478
00:45:59.189 --> 00:46:00.657
- You shut the hell up,
man, I don't even know who-

1479
00:46:00.657 --> 00:46:02.159
Don't talk to me
like that, who is that bitch?

1480
00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:03.527
- Shut the fuck up.

1481
00:46:03.527 --> 00:46:05.129
Look, man, I do Uber open door right now.

1482
00:46:05.129 --> 00:46:06.363
That don't even exist.

1483
00:46:06.363 --> 00:46:07.564
- It's a new app, shut the hell up.

1484
00:46:07.564 --> 00:46:08.899
It's not a new app Myron.

1485
00:46:08.899 --> 00:46:10.134
- It is a new app, I'm
doing Uber open door,

1486
00:46:10.134 --> 00:46:11.068
I don't just pull up
'em up in the front, man

1487
00:46:11.068 --> 00:46:12.970
I come in up and open the
door for their ass too.

1488
00:46:12.970 --> 00:46:13.804
- Let me see it.

1489
00:46:13.804 --> 00:46:14.638
- I aint gotta show you shit,

1490
00:46:14.638 --> 00:46:15.472
You drive them to the goddamn door

1491
00:46:15.472 --> 00:46:16.406
and then you walk up the door,

1492
00:46:16.406 --> 00:46:17.841
and you open the goddamn door for 'em.

1493
00:46:17.841 --> 00:46:18.675
He just be lying, girl.

1494
00:46:18.675 --> 00:46:19.543
- He always lying.

1495
00:46:19.543 --> 00:46:20.377
- You shut the hell up.

1496
00:46:20.377 --> 00:46:21.211
This aint got to do with you.

1497
00:46:21.211 --> 00:46:22.045
- Don't talk to him like that.

1498
00:46:22.045 --> 00:46:23.280
- She's just left and opened
the door her goddamn self

1499
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:24.248
so I probably got a low rating now

1500
00:46:24.248 --> 00:46:25.082
'cause of your dumb ass.

1501
00:46:25.082 --> 00:46:26.250
- I'm a get you a low rating.

1502
00:46:26.250 --> 00:46:27.084
- I don't give a goddamn about

1503
00:46:27.084 --> 00:46:28.085
your damn low ratings.
- Just watch.

1504
00:46:28.085 --> 00:46:30.854
Just watch, I'm a get
you when we get home.

1505
00:46:30.854 --> 00:46:31.789
- Fuck you.

1506
00:46:34.124 --> 00:46:35.793
- I'm sick of that bitch, I'm sick of him,

1507
00:46:35.793 --> 00:46:37.127
I wanna go home.

1508
00:46:43.934 --> 00:46:45.435
- Because that's just mean.

1509
00:46:45.435 --> 00:46:46.804
- Hey.

1510
00:46:46.804 --> 00:46:47.805
Hey.

1511
00:46:49.740 --> 00:46:51.708
- Don't you dare hey me.

1512
00:46:51.708 --> 00:46:54.878
What's in the bloody hot negro hell.

1513
00:46:54.878 --> 00:46:55.946
I've been standing outside

1514
00:46:55.946 --> 00:46:57.548
for 30 whole seconds

1515
00:46:57.548 --> 00:46:59.850
and not one of you petty backward Negroes

1516
00:46:59.850 --> 00:47:00.984
have greeted me.

1517
00:47:05.222 --> 00:47:06.089
Sit your ass down, girl.

1518
00:47:06.089 --> 00:47:07.591
- I am a rich bitch.

1519
00:47:08.458 --> 00:47:10.661
And you addressing me with, hey,

1520
00:47:10.661 --> 00:47:12.729
is something similar to saying, "Hi,"

1521
00:47:12.729 --> 00:47:14.364
and his are for hoes.

1522
00:47:14.364 --> 00:47:15.899
Do I look like a hoe to you?

1523
00:47:15.899 --> 00:47:18.202
Ah, don't speak.

1524
00:47:20.704 --> 00:47:22.306
What are you ringing?

1525
00:47:22.306 --> 00:47:25.442
- I need all of you, all of you,

1526
00:47:25.442 --> 00:47:27.211
to sanitize yourselves immediately.

1527
00:47:27.211 --> 00:47:29.112
It's only one day after damn quarantine

1528
00:47:29.112 --> 00:47:30.714
and y'all acting like some heathens.

1529
00:47:32.382 --> 00:47:34.117
- Who the hell you think you are?

1530
00:47:34.117 --> 00:47:35.519
- You there.

1531
00:47:35.519 --> 00:47:36.954
Highlighter dress.

1532
00:47:36.954 --> 00:47:38.455
Hurry along with her hair,

1533
00:47:38.455 --> 00:47:39.923
I'll be needing you to style me.

1534
00:47:39.923 --> 00:47:43.260
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, what you doing?

1535
00:47:43.260 --> 00:47:47.364
- No lippidy, flippidy,
of the lip, hurry along.

1536
00:47:47.364 --> 00:47:49.800
You need to
go on out the door man.

1537
00:47:49.800 --> 00:47:52.202
And who are you to be addressing me, sir?

1538
00:47:52.202 --> 00:47:53.704
With your Stacy Adams.
- I'm the goddamn manager

1539
00:47:53.704 --> 00:47:55.772
of this damn joint.

1540
00:47:55.772 --> 00:47:56.673
- A manager?

1541
00:47:56.673 --> 00:47:57.741
- Yeah.

1542
00:48:03.847 --> 00:48:04.681
- Silence.

1543
00:48:05.782 --> 00:48:09.519
You being the manager, says
a lot about your taste.

1544
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:10.354
What?

1545
00:48:11.521 --> 00:48:12.356
- Who are you?

1546
00:48:12.356 --> 00:48:13.857
- Man, hit the goddamn door, man,

1547
00:48:13.857 --> 00:48:14.691
and get on outta here.

1548
00:48:14.691 --> 00:48:16.793
- I shall be leaving this establishment,

1549
00:48:16.793 --> 00:48:18.662
but it's not because you told me to

1550
00:48:18.662 --> 00:48:19.730
with your swim trunks

1551
00:48:19.730 --> 00:48:23.033
and your cheap Burlington Stacy Adams.

1552
00:48:24.268 --> 00:48:27.638
Good luck with your
backwoods Negro barbershop.

1553
00:48:27.638 --> 00:48:30.140
- This shit he going crazy,
don't know what y'all gonna do

1554
00:48:30.140 --> 00:48:33.076
about this goddamn "canteen" shit,

1555
00:48:33.076 --> 00:48:35.379
but the world going crazy, man.

1556
00:48:52.496 --> 00:48:54.431
- Can you turn your headlights off please.

1557
00:48:54.431 --> 00:48:57.267
That money, that dope....

1558
00:48:57.267 --> 00:48:58.702
- Can you turn them off.

1559
00:48:58.702 --> 00:49:00.604
And you
end up having yourself-

1560
00:49:00.604 --> 00:49:02.205
Turn them off.

1561
00:49:02.205 --> 00:49:03.440
- We got it, we understood.

1562
00:49:03.440 --> 00:49:04.641
- Myron?

1563
00:49:04.641 --> 00:49:06.243
I knew it, I'm gonna get your ass.

1564
00:49:06.243 --> 00:49:11.014
Keylolo, Keylolo, Keylolo girl,

1565
00:49:11.014 --> 00:49:12.482
Myron here bitch.

1566
00:49:12.482 --> 00:49:14.918
He in the car, girl, get 'em.

1567
00:49:17.454 --> 00:49:18.288
Myron.

1568
00:49:19.156 --> 00:49:20.724
- What's up?

1569
00:49:20.724 --> 00:49:22.993
- I know you're not in
here with this bitch.

1570
00:49:22.993 --> 00:49:24.928
The same bitch from the salon?

1571
00:49:24.928 --> 00:49:26.163
- It is, I'm doing Uber open door, man,

1572
00:49:26.163 --> 00:49:27.531
she paid for a week
worth for Uber open door.

1573
00:49:27.531 --> 00:49:29.666
- You're a liar, you
ain't even got no job.

1574
00:49:29.666 --> 00:49:30.901
- I'm not lying, I got the app.

1575
00:49:30.901 --> 00:49:32.569
I told you about that damn
app, you never believe me

1576
00:49:32.569 --> 00:49:33.403
and guess what?

1577
00:49:33.403 --> 00:49:34.204
- I don't believe you.

1578
00:49:34.204 --> 00:49:35.672
- Well, you should
because I let you get...

1579
00:49:35.672 --> 00:49:36.873
He gonna let my ratings go down.

1580
00:49:36.873 --> 00:49:37.841
He done did my whole damn job, man,

1581
00:49:37.841 --> 00:49:39.810
I don't need you for my goddamn help, man.

1582
00:49:39.810 --> 00:49:41.011
Watch out, man.

1583
00:49:41.011 --> 00:49:41.845
- You're a liar.

1584
00:49:41.845 --> 00:49:42.679
- Come on man.

1585
00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:43.513
- I didn't pay for this.

1586
00:49:43.513 --> 00:49:44.348
- 'Cause you tripping man.

1587
00:49:44.348 --> 00:49:46.984
- You getting one star.
- Who is she?

1588
00:49:46.984 --> 00:49:47.985
- I just told you, man,

1589
00:49:47.985 --> 00:49:48.819
you just messed up all my money, man,

1590
00:49:48.819 --> 00:49:50.988
she just said I'm getting one star.

1591
00:49:50.988 --> 00:49:52.422
YOU'RE A LIAR

1592
00:49:52.422 --> 00:49:53.657
Get the fuck off me, man.

1593
00:49:53.657 --> 00:49:56.059
Yo, you better keep your hands off me.

1594
00:49:56.059 --> 00:49:58.595
Goddamn Kirk Franklin,
Muppet baby face-ass dude,

1595
00:49:58.595 --> 00:49:59.696
yo, leave me alone.

1596
00:49:59.696 --> 00:50:01.698
Leave me alone, man.
- Don't fucking bother him.

1597
00:50:01.698 --> 00:50:02.532
- Leave me alone, get in-

1598
00:50:02.532 --> 00:50:03.600
- Matter of fact, let's go.

1599
00:50:03.600 --> 00:50:06.103
- Now don't you ever put
your hands on me again.

1600
00:50:06.103 --> 00:50:08.972
Knock your fucking-
- Shut up and let's go.

1601
00:50:08.972 --> 00:50:09.973
- Before I whoop you, Oprah
Winfrey-looking motherfucker.

1602
00:50:09.973 --> 00:50:11.675
I'll be behind you, girl.

1603
00:50:11.675 --> 00:50:12.476
- Well, let's watch the movie.

1604
00:50:12.476 --> 00:50:14.444
'Cause you like movies,
let's watch the movie.

1605
00:50:14.444 --> 00:50:16.146
- Yeah, why you gotta be
with your goddamn friend?

1606
00:50:16.146 --> 00:50:17.214
I can't stand him, man.

1607
00:50:17.214 --> 00:50:20.217
He like a porcelain, Kirk Franklin guy.

1608
00:50:20.217 --> 00:50:21.051
I hate him.

1609
00:50:21.051 --> 00:50:22.519
And you gonna mess it up, man,

1610
00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:25.722
- Drive, drive, drive, drive.

1611
00:50:43.673 --> 00:50:46.343
- This say you suck dick a
little bit and you a guy.

1612
00:50:46.343 --> 00:50:47.878
But it's fine, that's another nigga

1613
00:50:47.878 --> 00:50:49.346
in there that suck dick too go ahead.

1614
00:50:49.346 --> 00:50:51.615
Live your life, that's all I say about it,

1615
00:50:51.615 --> 00:50:52.849
you know what I'm saying?

1616
00:50:55.252 --> 00:50:56.953
This one say I should go
high, you should go low.

1617
00:50:56.953 --> 00:50:57.788
What's up?

1618
00:50:57.788 --> 00:50:58.955
You gonna fuck with big nigga, or not?

1619
00:50:58.955 --> 00:51:00.157
What's happening?

1620
00:51:01.058 --> 00:51:03.527
Yeah, hold on, let me check
your temperature, now.

1621
00:51:03.527 --> 00:51:04.361
This work, do you check...

1622
00:51:04.361 --> 00:51:05.929
Your forehead's straight,

1623
00:51:05.929 --> 00:51:07.497
but your wig is a different temperature.

1624
00:51:07.497 --> 00:51:09.599
Now, I'm a let you in
'cause got a body like mine.

1625
00:51:09.599 --> 00:51:10.600
- You got me fucked up.

1626
00:51:10.600 --> 00:51:12.335
- I don't know, all right, look you...

1627
00:51:12.335 --> 00:51:13.170
Hold on, lemme see, lemme see.

1628
00:51:13.170 --> 00:51:14.738
- You don't need to check me,

1629
00:51:14.738 --> 00:51:17.107
I suck a bullet through a 40 on safety.

1630
00:51:17.107 --> 00:51:18.742
- Well, goddammit, that'll
get you in my party.

1631
00:51:18.742 --> 00:51:21.945
All right, looking like
a hot sauce bottle.

1632
00:51:21.945 --> 00:51:24.214
Hey, now, hey wait a minute COVID-19.

1633
00:51:24.214 --> 00:51:25.048
- COVID-19?

1634
00:51:25.048 --> 00:51:25.882
That's crazy, man.
- Hold on, man,

1635
00:51:25.882 --> 00:51:26.850
lemme check this shit, right?

1636
00:51:26.850 --> 00:51:29.352
This shit says you died six weeks ago.

1637
00:51:29.352 --> 00:51:30.587
- Never died six...

1638
00:51:30.587 --> 00:51:31.855
Come on, man.
- Boy, you got a whole

1639
00:51:31.855 --> 00:51:32.923
Sniper-Gang sweatsuit on, man.

1640
00:51:32.923 --> 00:51:33.924
Where did you get that?
- Yeah, man,

1641
00:51:33.924 --> 00:51:34.791
this from Florida, you know,

1642
00:51:34.791 --> 00:51:36.526
we Z'd up, till we squeeze up, man.

1643
00:51:36.526 --> 00:51:37.360
- Really?

1644
00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:38.261
You are not Black, sir.

1645
00:51:38.261 --> 00:51:39.362
- I ain't gotta be Black.

1646
00:51:39.362 --> 00:51:40.197
- No, man, nigga, watch out, man.

1647
00:51:40.197 --> 00:51:42.199
Skeletor, bounce bro.
- Why you got to be Black?

1648
00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:43.300
I can't get in?

1649
00:51:43.300 --> 00:51:44.201
- No, man.

1650
00:51:44.201 --> 00:51:45.035
- But I can pay to get in,

1651
00:51:45.035 --> 00:51:45.869
what you talking about?
- Bro, watch out, bro.

1652
00:51:45.869 --> 00:51:48.038
You look like a federal
agent in a jogging suit.

1653
00:51:48.038 --> 00:51:49.206
- Federal agent?

1654
00:51:49.206 --> 00:51:50.774
- Skate out......peace.

1655
00:52:01.718 --> 00:52:02.552
What's up boy?

1656
00:52:02.552 --> 00:52:04.054
Aint it passed your bedtime, boy?

1657
00:52:04.054 --> 00:52:05.122
- What you mean boy, I'm 32.

1658
00:52:05.122 --> 00:52:07.357
- What you got in here, bro, candy?

1659
00:52:07.357 --> 00:52:08.925
Lemme check your forehead.

1660
00:52:08.925 --> 00:52:10.093
I don't know if you're old enough, bro.

1661
00:52:10.093 --> 00:52:11.061
- Hey, aren't you gonna
let me step inside-

1662
00:52:11.061 --> 00:52:12.329
- You got candy in your purse?

1663
00:52:12.329 --> 00:52:13.296
.

1664
00:52:13.296 --> 00:52:15.365
- Man, go get in there,
get your ass in there.

1665
00:52:15.365 --> 00:52:16.666
Get somebody boy

1666
00:52:16.666 --> 00:52:18.034
Hey, man, don't be smelling
your finger, nigga.

1667
00:52:18.034 --> 00:52:20.103
Hold on, Gunna, wait a minute, goddammit.

1668
00:52:20.103 --> 00:52:22.072
Let me check your forehead, Juice World.

1669
00:52:22.072 --> 00:52:22.906
- Hold on, man.

1670
00:52:22.906 --> 00:52:23.740
- What you got going on?

1671
00:52:23.740 --> 00:52:26.676
Nigga, you cannot get in with this belt.

1672
00:52:26.676 --> 00:52:29.179
Nigga you got that shit
from the Shopping Network.

1673
00:52:30.280 --> 00:52:31.715
Is that a Bedazzled belt?

1674
00:52:31.715 --> 00:52:33.550
You got to unplug the USB on that

1675
00:52:33.550 --> 00:52:34.518
before you go in.
- Well guess what?

1676
00:52:34.518 --> 00:52:35.685
Man, fuck it.

1677
00:52:35.685 --> 00:52:37.354
This I'm not having it, hold on, hold on.

1678
00:52:37.354 --> 00:52:38.421
- Go ahead in there, drip or drown,

1679
00:52:38.421 --> 00:52:40.690
go on, man, get your ass in there.

1680
00:52:40.690 --> 00:52:41.691
Myron.

1681
00:52:41.691 --> 00:52:43.059
- I know that nigga's mix tape is trash.

1682
00:52:43.059 --> 00:52:44.060
Hold on, Lil Wayne.

1683
00:52:44.060 --> 00:52:45.395
- Oh no, we gotta get in.

1684
00:52:45.395 --> 00:52:46.730
- Wait a minute, wait
a minute, uh-ah, uh-ah.

1685
00:52:46.730 --> 00:52:47.564
- Excuse me?

1686
00:52:47.564 --> 00:52:49.032
- I got specific instructions.

1687
00:52:49.032 --> 00:52:49.966
- What instructions?

1688
00:52:49.966 --> 00:52:50.867
- I don't know if I can let y'all in.

1689
00:52:50.867 --> 00:52:51.701
- Myron.

1690
00:52:51.701 --> 00:52:52.536
- I gotta check on...

1691
00:52:52.536 --> 00:52:53.503
Hold on, hold on, I got
to check on y'all now.

1692
00:52:53.503 --> 00:52:54.638
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1693
00:52:54.638 --> 00:52:55.472
Fuck these instructions,

1694
00:52:55.472 --> 00:52:57.307
bitch lets go-
- Hole on bro, hold on.

1695
00:52:58.275 --> 00:52:59.709
I got a specific instruction.

1696
00:52:59.709 --> 00:53:00.544
I don't know if I can let y'all in.

1697
00:53:00.544 --> 00:53:01.611
- You're gonna let us in.

1698
00:53:01.611 --> 00:53:04.414
- You can go to the wing
spot around the corner.

1699
00:53:04.414 --> 00:53:06.316
Wing Spot around the corner?.

1700
00:53:06.316 --> 00:53:07.150
he's so damn unbelievable.

1701
00:53:07.150 --> 00:53:08.218
- Once again, where's the manager?

1702
00:53:08.218 --> 00:53:10.086
- You real tall, lower your tone.

1703
00:53:10.086 --> 00:53:10.921
- And you real short.

1704
00:53:10.921 --> 00:53:14.157
So I understand everything might seem loud

1705
00:53:14.157 --> 00:53:16.359
- You gotta go.

1706
00:53:16.359 --> 00:53:17.227
- Can't do it.

1707
00:53:17.227 --> 00:53:18.328
I don't know why.
- Why?

1708
00:53:18.328 --> 00:53:19.162
Make him let us in.

1709
00:53:19.162 --> 00:53:19.996
- Mercury retrograde.

1710
00:53:19.996 --> 00:53:20.897
- Let us in.
- Let us in the club.

1711
00:53:20.897 --> 00:53:23.333
- Uh-ah, that's not how
you hold a gun, bitch.

1712
00:53:23.333 --> 00:53:24.301
- I know, look

1713
00:53:24.301 --> 00:53:25.435
at how you holding it.
- Hold the fucking gun right.

1714
00:53:25.435 --> 00:53:27.337
- How you gonna murder me?

1715
00:53:27.337 --> 00:53:28.171
Goddammit, try again.

1716
00:53:28.171 --> 00:53:29.773
All right, get in, lemme get you in.

1717
00:53:29.773 --> 00:53:32.542
They got nappy, hey your coat nappy.

1718
00:53:33.810 --> 00:53:34.644
What's happening bro.

1719
00:53:34.644 --> 00:53:36.379
Hold on, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

1720
00:53:36.379 --> 00:53:38.648
- I know y'all niggas
aint having no function

1721
00:53:38.648 --> 00:53:40.150
in my goddamn establishment.
- Hold on bro,

1722
00:53:40.150 --> 00:53:42.319
you got the whole human
trafficking outfit on.

1723
00:53:42.319 --> 00:53:43.153
Where are you going, son?

1724
00:53:43.153 --> 00:53:44.221
- Where am I going?

1725
00:53:44.221 --> 00:53:45.155
Nigga where you going?

1726
00:53:45.155 --> 00:53:45.989
Bro you like a ticket scalper bro.

1727
00:53:45.989 --> 00:53:48.058
- You look like a black Antonio Banderas.

1728
00:53:48.058 --> 00:53:49.326
- Where's Myron?

1729
00:53:49.326 --> 00:53:50.493
Where the fuck?

1730
00:53:50.493 --> 00:53:51.494
Where Myron?

1731
00:53:52.562 --> 00:53:54.497
Where's Myron?

1732
00:53:54.497 --> 00:53:55.532
Oh shit.

1733
00:53:58.735 --> 00:53:59.869
- Who is that bitch?

1734
00:53:59.869 --> 00:54:00.704
What's up, man?

1735
00:54:12.682 --> 00:54:14.317
- Myron.
- Oh shit, hold on, G.

1736
00:54:14.317 --> 00:54:15.852
Who is that?

1737
00:54:15.852 --> 00:54:17.187
Yeah, who is that?

1738
00:54:17.187 --> 00:54:18.021
- What you mean who is that?

1739
00:54:18.021 --> 00:54:19.789
- Man, the print on your
shirt is aggressive.

1740
00:54:19.789 --> 00:54:20.624
I don't know you tone.

1741
00:54:20.624 --> 00:54:21.424
- I got this shirt

1742
00:54:21.424 --> 00:54:23.260
from the Megan Thee Stallion concert 2020.

1743
00:54:23.260 --> 00:54:24.094
- I don't know your tone man,

1744
00:54:24.094 --> 00:54:26.196
you got that human trafficking
look to yourself, bro.

1745
00:54:26.196 --> 00:54:27.797
- Hey man, fuck all that, bro.

1746
00:54:27.797 --> 00:54:28.798
Could you get him out here?

1747
00:54:28.798 --> 00:54:31.167
And you know who the
fuck I'm talking about.

1748
00:54:31.167 --> 00:54:32.002
- I don't know what you talking about.

1749
00:54:32.002 --> 00:54:32.969
I don't speak English.
- Come on, bro.

1750
00:54:32.969 --> 00:54:33.803
- I don't speak English, bro.

1751
00:54:33.803 --> 00:54:34.638
- I'm trying to figure out

1752
00:54:34.638 --> 00:54:35.739
who the fuck that bitch
is my goddamn self.

1753
00:54:35.739 --> 00:54:38.341
- I remember you were liking
her shit on Instagram.

1754
00:54:38.341 --> 00:54:40.076
Yeah, liking
her shit on Instagram.

1755
00:54:40.076 --> 00:54:41.611
- Man shut your dumb ass up,

1756
00:54:41.611 --> 00:54:42.612
bitch aint paying me, now,
I'm a fucking custodian

1757
00:54:42.612 --> 00:54:43.446
I'm here to clean

1758
00:54:43.446 --> 00:54:44.281
the goddamn party.
- Damn where's

1759
00:54:44.281 --> 00:54:45.482
your receipt Myron?

1760
00:54:45.482 --> 00:54:47.183
I aint gotta take that Oh, shit.

1761
00:54:48.318 --> 00:54:49.152
You know what?

1762
00:54:49.152 --> 00:54:50.086
Shoot that bitch.

1763
00:54:50.086 --> 00:54:51.187
- Now, I swear to God, I'm...

1764
00:54:53.056 --> 00:54:54.090
- Man, can I get inside?

1765
00:54:54.090 --> 00:54:55.458
- No, you can't get in there, bro.

1766
00:54:55.458 --> 00:54:56.293
- Tell Puncho and Myron

1767
00:54:56.293 --> 00:54:58.361
to bring their ass out here.
- They will come out here,

1768
00:54:58.361 --> 00:55:00.630
but I'm sorry you can't get in bro.

1769
00:55:00.630 --> 00:55:02.132
- I need some money
then, you got me money?

1770
00:55:02.132 --> 00:55:02.966
You're the one that's
collecting the money?

1771
00:55:02.966 --> 00:55:03.800
- Bruh, I don't know what
you're talking about.

1772
00:55:03.800 --> 00:55:05.135
We shall not be moved.

1773
00:55:05.135 --> 00:55:06.836
I'm silent-protesting right now.

1774
00:55:06.836 --> 00:55:08.705
- You are doing a lot of
things not silent, bro,

1775
00:55:08.705 --> 00:55:09.539
judging by yourself.

1776
00:55:09.539 --> 00:55:10.874
- I'm ordering Uber Eats for me and you,

1777
00:55:10.874 --> 00:55:11.708
What you want?

1778
00:55:11.708 --> 00:55:13.710
- All right, lemme get the two-piece, hot.

1779
00:55:14.978 --> 00:55:15.812
Lemon pepper.

1780
00:55:15.812 --> 00:55:16.646
- That's what's up.

1781
00:55:16.646 --> 00:55:17.480
- Wings.
- Wet?

1782
00:55:17.480 --> 00:55:18.581
No hell no, I don't eat that.

1783
00:55:18.581 --> 00:55:19.649
Fish.
- All right, cool.

1784
00:55:19.649 --> 00:55:21.318
- Lemme get fish, and then some fries.

1785
00:55:21.318 --> 00:55:22.919
- I thought you would be
vegan with this shirt.

1786
00:55:22.919 --> 00:55:24.020
- Nigga are you vegan?

1787
00:55:24.020 --> 00:55:25.221
- Nigga, I'm vegan sometimes,

1788
00:55:25.221 --> 00:55:26.389
don't worry about my business,

1789
00:55:26.389 --> 00:55:27.390
I'm trying to see why you got

1790
00:55:27.390 --> 00:55:28.758
this bull fighter shirt on.

1791
00:55:28.758 --> 00:55:29.793
- This shit's amazing.

1792
00:55:29.793 --> 00:55:30.627
- Man, you know-
- Got this shit

1793
00:55:30.627 --> 00:55:31.461
at a Mega Stallion concert...

1794
00:55:31.461 --> 00:55:32.896
Hey, man, come on.

1795
00:55:32.896 --> 00:55:34.064
- Watch out, man, the shirt

1796
00:55:34.064 --> 00:55:35.465
came with boots.
- Myron.

1797
00:55:35.465 --> 00:55:37.867
- Your shirt came with boots, sir.

1798
00:55:37.867 --> 00:55:39.035
You got to leave.

1799
00:55:39.035 --> 00:55:39.869
Tell him I'm a be outside.

1800
00:55:39.869 --> 00:55:41.037
- Hey, man, I don't know
what you gonna do bro.

1801
00:55:41.037 --> 00:55:43.139
But goddamn, Black Lives Matter, man.

1802
00:55:43.139 --> 00:55:44.741
Your shirt matter too.

1803
00:55:44.741 --> 00:55:46.776
Yes.
-  Hey.

1804
00:55:46.776 --> 00:55:50.213
Money, money, money, money.

1805
00:55:50.213 --> 00:55:53.016
Cheese, rent, no more rent.

1806
00:55:53.016 --> 00:55:53.850
Run for the police no more.

1807
00:55:53.850 --> 00:55:55.318
Come on, hey, money,

1808
00:55:55.318 --> 00:55:56.152
Money.

1809
00:55:56.152 --> 00:55:57.387
- I had a dream like Martin Luther King,

1810
00:55:57.387 --> 00:55:58.688
we're gonna pay the motherfucking rent,

1811
00:55:58.688 --> 00:56:00.357
we aint gotta worry about
landlord shit no more.

1812
00:56:00.357 --> 00:56:02.158
Listen, we made it.

1813
00:56:02.158 --> 00:56:02.992
- Listen here.

1814
00:56:02.992 --> 00:56:05.495
Money, money, money.

1815
00:56:06.463 --> 00:56:07.364
- Listen, I don't think I wanna pay

1816
00:56:07.364 --> 00:56:08.665
the motherfucking landlord
up for real, though.

1817
00:56:08.665 --> 00:56:10.200
- No, we gotta pay the man.

1818
00:56:10.200 --> 00:56:11.034
- Oh shit.

1819
00:56:11.034 --> 00:56:11.868
- Hey what's up?

1820
00:56:11.868 --> 00:56:12.702
- How you doing, boss?

1821
00:56:12.702 --> 00:56:13.536
- Hey how you doing?
- How you doing there, son?

1822
00:56:13.536 --> 00:56:14.437
- We got your money.

1823
00:56:14.437 --> 00:56:15.872
We gotta pay you.

1824
00:56:16.940 --> 00:56:18.608
- Oh no, don't, hold his money yet,

1825
00:56:18.608 --> 00:56:20.343
don't give him his money yet.

1826
00:56:20.343 --> 00:56:22.345
One thing you need to know.

1827
00:56:22.345 --> 00:56:24.180
- Get your hands off me, bro.

1828
00:56:24.180 --> 00:56:26.349
- Hey listen, don't talk feisty to me.

1829
00:56:26.349 --> 00:56:27.183
- Hold on brother.

1830
00:56:27.183 --> 00:56:28.017
- You don't talk feisty to me.

1831
00:56:28.017 --> 00:56:28.852
- Hey get your...

1832
00:56:28.852 --> 00:56:29.686
Social distance.

1833
00:56:29.686 --> 00:56:31.554
- Hold on, listen, why is you here?

1834
00:56:31.554 --> 00:56:34.157
It's night time, you get
your rent in the mornin'.

1835
00:56:36.092 --> 00:56:37.961
- Hey, well, shit, like
my grand mama said,

1836
00:56:37.961 --> 00:56:39.496
you know what I'm saying,
you got to pay the rent.

1837
00:56:39.496 --> 00:56:41.498
Go ahead and pay on up.

1838
00:56:41.498 --> 00:56:43.800
- Hold on, hey whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1839
00:56:43.800 --> 00:56:44.801
- I want my money, man.

1840
00:56:44.801 --> 00:56:48.304
- Listen, you do not have
your bodyguards tonight,

1841
00:56:48.304 --> 00:56:50.774
and I have my money and I got some people

1842
00:56:50.774 --> 00:56:53.176
in the house that will whoop your ass.

1843
00:56:53.176 --> 00:56:55.311
So what I need you to
do is understand this,

1844
00:56:55.311 --> 00:56:58.548
we got your money, for the house

1845
00:56:58.548 --> 00:57:00.717
.

1846
00:57:00.717 --> 00:57:02.619
IN FULL

1847
00:57:02.619 --> 00:57:04.187
Hey listen, oh no, whoa.

1848
00:57:05.088 --> 00:57:07.857
I told you we will have
your money in the morning,

1849
00:57:07.857 --> 00:57:09.459
but since we got your money

1850
00:57:09.459 --> 00:57:11.995
the night before in the morning...

1851
00:57:11.995 --> 00:57:13.096
- You can have the boots.

1852
00:57:13.096 --> 00:57:14.164
- You can have the boot.

1853
00:57:14.164 --> 00:57:15.331
- Tell him again.

1854
00:57:15.331 --> 00:57:18.668
.

1855
00:57:18.668 --> 00:57:20.336
- Money, yeah.

1856
00:57:20.336 --> 00:57:21.571
- All that little nasty shit,

1857
00:57:21.571 --> 00:57:23.673
something gonna happen.

1858
00:57:23.673 --> 00:57:25.341
Dirty motherfuckers.

1859
00:57:48.031 --> 00:57:48.865
- KJ?

1860
00:57:49.999 --> 00:57:52.569
You okay? What's going on?

1861
00:57:54.037 --> 00:57:54.871
You okay?

1862
00:58:22.499 --> 00:58:24.601
- Lord he makes no mistakes,

1863
00:58:24.601 --> 00:58:25.869
it's the day after quarantine,

1864
00:58:25.869 --> 00:58:26.836
and damn I'm sure glad.

1865
00:58:26.836 --> 00:58:27.871
You see that out there.

1866
00:58:27.871 --> 00:58:28.705
Ridiculous.

1867
00:58:28.705 --> 00:58:29.706
Won't he do it?

1868
00:58:29.706 --> 00:58:30.807
Won't I do it?

1869
00:58:30.807 --> 00:58:32.208
You know, something
like that makes me think

1870
00:58:32.208 --> 00:58:33.910
about what Kevin Hart used to say to him.

1871
00:58:33.910 --> 00:58:36.212
He used to throw flames on them.

1872
00:58:36.212 --> 00:58:37.847
Throw flames.

1873
00:58:37.847 --> 00:58:39.449
Throw flames.

1874
00:58:39.449 --> 00:58:40.950
Throw flame flames.

1875
00:58:40.950 --> 00:58:42.886
On 'em out this thing

1876
00:58:42.886 --> 00:58:44.220
Oh, I feel like doing it.

1877
00:58:44.220 --> 00:58:45.722
I'm gonna do it one time.

1878
00:58:45.722 --> 00:58:49.459
Flame, flame, flame, flame, flame, flame.

1879
00:58:49.459 --> 00:58:52.829
Flame, flame, flame,
flame, flame, flame, flame.

1880
00:59:23.626 --> 00:59:24.894
- Where your mom at?

1881
00:59:25.995 --> 00:59:27.363
Where?

1882
00:59:27.363 --> 00:59:28.197
Which one?

1883
00:59:29.198 --> 00:59:30.333
Go on over there,

1884
00:59:30.333 --> 00:59:31.167
you don't need to be sitting right here.

1885
00:59:31.167 --> 00:59:33.136
This ain't no goddamn Toys R Us.





