1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,871 --> 00:00:16,213 (MOMENTOUS MUSIC) 4 00:00:27,017 --> 00:00:28,192 TV COMMENTATOR: Tonight in London, 5 00:00:28,227 --> 00:00:30,018 we have the night of nights. 6 00:00:30,053 --> 00:00:32,493 Damn, there is so much talent in this city. 7 00:00:32,528 --> 00:00:35,364 The Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards. 8 00:00:35,399 --> 00:00:36,827 Now, these awards are given out 9 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:39,500 to members of the executive protection industry, 10 00:00:39,535 --> 00:00:41,601 those that carry the Triple-A rating. 11 00:00:41,636 --> 00:00:43,669 It is the badge of honour. 12 00:00:45,376 --> 00:00:47,772 Who you most excited to see tonight, Mike? 13 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:48,905 MIKE: Oh, my God. 14 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:50,148 I mean, there is only one 15 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,710 white-hot favourite here, Steve. 16 00:00:51,745 --> 00:00:54,152 And this bodyguard has had a tremendous year. 17 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:55,846 His track record is untouchable. 18 00:00:55,881 --> 00:01:00,323 He has had the best client list, the best evasive car manoeuvres, 19 00:01:00,358 --> 00:01:02,391 the best gun-handling skills. 20 00:01:02,426 --> 00:01:03,887 Christ, he even has the best hair. 21 00:01:03,922 --> 00:01:07,231 And he actually insists his clients wear seatbelts. 22 00:01:07,266 --> 00:01:09,101 That's how safe this guy is. 23 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,466 He's the bodyguard that needs no introduction. 24 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:14,403 Michael Bryce is the clear favourite this year. 25 00:01:14,438 --> 00:01:16,306 AWARDS HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 26 00:01:16,341 --> 00:01:20,145 the 63rd annual Executive Protection Awards. 27 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,873 So without further ado, the final award 28 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:25,909 for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year. 29 00:01:25,944 --> 00:01:27,515 And the winner is... 30 00:01:29,013 --> 00:01:31,189 ..my personal hero. 31 00:01:32,049 --> 00:01:34,016 Michael Bryce! 32 00:01:34,051 --> 00:01:35,952 -(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) -MAN: Yes! 33 00:01:35,987 --> 00:01:37,525 What?! 34 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:39,692 -MAN: Well done, Mike. -MICHAEL: Wow! 35 00:01:39,727 --> 00:01:41,265 Oh! 36 00:01:42,829 --> 00:01:44,829 -What?! -Good job! 37 00:01:44,864 --> 00:01:46,468 Wh...what? 38 00:01:47,999 --> 00:01:49,735 Oh, wow. 39 00:01:49,770 --> 00:01:51,836 Oh! So heavy! 40 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,543 (SIGHS) Whoo! 41 00:01:57,041 --> 00:01:59,844 Wow. Uh, I just... 42 00:01:59,879 --> 00:02:00,944 (SOLITARY MAN CLAPS) 43 00:02:00,979 --> 00:02:02,616 I just... 44 00:02:02,651 --> 00:02:05,157 I just want to, um... 45 00:02:09,053 --> 00:02:10,855 I just, um... 46 00:02:10,890 --> 00:02:13,330 (MAN LAUGHS) 47 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,729 MICHAEL: Darius? 48 00:02:16,764 --> 00:02:18,632 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 49 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,605 -(SHRIEKS) -(AWARD CLATTERS) 50 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,575 (FRANTIC MUSIC) 51 00:02:29,876 --> 00:02:31,183 (LAUGHS) 52 00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,813 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 53 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,392 (LAUGHTER AND MUSIC FADE) 54 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,989 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 55 00:02:46,024 --> 00:02:47,661 (WHISPERS) Kurosawa? 56 00:02:47,696 --> 00:02:48,926 Michael-san. 57 00:02:50,732 --> 00:02:52,468 (SPEAKS JAPANESE) 58 00:02:54,197 --> 00:02:55,801 (GUNSHOT) 59 00:02:56,936 --> 00:02:58,771 Tick-tock, motherfucker. 60 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,346 (SCREAMS) 61 00:03:06,616 --> 00:03:08,583 And how often do you have this dream? 62 00:03:08,618 --> 00:03:10,255 Just once... 63 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,883 -Oh, that's not too... -..a night. 64 00:03:11,918 --> 00:03:14,589 -Right. -Mostly when I'm asleep. 65 00:03:14,624 --> 00:03:16,822 It's what my life was supposed to be. 66 00:03:16,857 --> 00:03:19,363 I was the perfect executive protection agent 67 00:03:19,398 --> 00:03:20,958 until I lost it all... 68 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,863 ..when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client. 69 00:03:24,898 --> 00:03:26,304 (GUNSHOT) 70 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:30,033 Darius Kincaid. Is he a relative of yours? 71 00:03:30,068 --> 00:03:31,243 MICHAEL: God, no! 72 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:32,970 He's a hit man wanted for, like, 73 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,708 a zillion murders around the world. 74 00:03:34,743 --> 00:03:36,710 Which is why, when I protected him 75 00:03:36,745 --> 00:03:38,712 on a dangerous trip across Europe 76 00:03:38,747 --> 00:03:41,385 so he could give evidence at a war crimes trial - 77 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:44,179 even took a bullet for him, I might add - 78 00:03:44,214 --> 00:03:45,983 the Bodyguarding Committee, they wouldn't... 79 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:47,391 ..they wouldn't recognise it. 80 00:03:47,426 --> 00:03:49,855 Apparently they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths. 81 00:03:49,890 --> 00:03:52,693 So in two weeks, I have to go in front of a tribunal 82 00:03:52,728 --> 00:03:54,992 and try to get my Triple-A rated licence back. 83 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,466 To deal with the future, 84 00:03:56,501 --> 00:03:58,897 we sometimes have to deal with the past. 85 00:03:58,932 --> 00:04:01,933 Now, is there anything you want to talk about 86 00:04:01,968 --> 00:04:03,506 from your childhood, perhaps? 87 00:04:03,541 --> 00:04:06,003 And my childhood would be relevant how? 88 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,543 Well, quite often validation issues 89 00:04:07,578 --> 00:04:09,204 stem from a disapproving father. 90 00:04:09,239 --> 00:04:12,042 I don't have validation issues. 91 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,714 I have a licensing issue. 92 00:04:13,749 --> 00:04:15,914 I am a bodyguard without a licence. 93 00:04:15,949 --> 00:04:20,424 That's like being a... a belly dancer without a torso. 94 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,592 What are you thinking about right now, Michael? 95 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:26,254 I'm thinking about the fact that you're seated 96 00:04:26,289 --> 00:04:27,761 six feet away from an exposed window with 97 00:04:27,796 --> 00:04:30,159 multiple sniper nest positions on the building opposite, 98 00:04:30,194 --> 00:04:31,963 most likely on the eighth floor. 99 00:04:31,998 --> 00:04:34,405 The additional height gives the marksman an advantage. 100 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,604 I'm thinking about 101 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:37,474 the closest available weapon to me right now - 102 00:04:37,509 --> 00:04:39,509 the letter opener/ stabbing instrument 103 00:04:39,544 --> 00:04:41,907 on the desk to my right. 104 00:04:41,942 --> 00:04:43,348 What are you thinking about? 105 00:04:44,142 --> 00:04:47,275 I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while 106 00:04:47,310 --> 00:04:49,046 and find happiness within. 107 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:50,179 Within what? 108 00:04:50,214 --> 00:04:51,488 Within yourself! 109 00:04:51,523 --> 00:04:54,392 Happiness in who you are. 110 00:04:56,022 --> 00:04:57,087 I'm listening. 111 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,462 Well, first things first - 112 00:04:58,497 --> 00:05:01,091 I think all the guns and violence are... 113 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,631 ..weighing on your soul. 114 00:05:02,666 --> 00:05:05,469 So you need to get away and clear your mind 115 00:05:05,504 --> 00:05:08,934 and then you can find your future self. 116 00:05:09,970 --> 00:05:11,871 Wait, wait, like... 117 00:05:11,906 --> 00:05:13,708 ..like a cool... 118 00:05:13,743 --> 00:05:16,073 ..futuristic bodyguard with superpowers? 119 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:17,580 No. Will you stop... 120 00:05:17,615 --> 00:05:20,880 Stop thinking about bodyguarding. (CHUCKLES) 121 00:05:21,685 --> 00:05:23,586 Do you have a dream vacation at all? 122 00:05:23,621 --> 00:05:26,050 I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year. 123 00:05:26,085 --> 00:05:27,557 So, how about Tuscany? 124 00:05:27,592 --> 00:05:30,285 No, not Tuscany. No Tuscany. Anything but Tuscany. 125 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,826 OK. Uh, Capri then? 126 00:05:32,861 --> 00:05:34,025 Capri? 127 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:36,533 Like the pants? 128 00:05:37,866 --> 00:05:39,602 Also, a lot clients find it helpful 129 00:05:39,637 --> 00:05:42,330 writing journal letters to their future self. 130 00:05:42,365 --> 00:05:44,706 -Or recording voice memos. -(GASPS) 131 00:05:45,973 --> 00:05:47,445 What if I call him? 132 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,337 I could leave him voice messages. 133 00:05:49,372 --> 00:05:52,109 I have my phone with me all the time. Joanne... 134 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,550 This is great. 135 00:05:53,585 --> 00:05:55,684 I feel like we're making really great progress here. 136 00:05:55,719 --> 00:05:58,016 So do I. Yeah. 137 00:05:58,051 --> 00:06:01,789 And don't feel like you need to check in with me again. 138 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:03,989 I mean, this is very much your journey now. 139 00:06:04,024 --> 00:06:05,430 (WHISPERS) My journey. 140 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,256 You've graduated therapy. 141 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:09,093 Graduated? 142 00:06:09,128 --> 00:06:10,996 Repeat after me. 143 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:14,164 No bodyguarding. 144 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:16,672 N...no... 145 00:06:17,939 --> 00:06:22,040 -..buh.... -Bo... Bo... 146 00:06:22,075 --> 00:06:23,140 ..rodyguarding. 147 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:24,273 -Good! -Mmm. 148 00:06:24,308 --> 00:06:25,747 -And no guns. -No guns. 149 00:06:25,782 --> 00:06:28,618 Wait. No, no. Hold on. Can I, uh... 150 00:06:28,653 --> 00:06:29,817 Can I keep my penknife, though? 151 00:06:29,852 --> 00:06:30,983 -Yeah, you can... -Very functional tool. 152 00:06:31,018 --> 00:06:32,853 I use it for a variety of different things. 153 00:06:32,888 --> 00:06:34,525 JOANNE: Just you and your future self 154 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,428 finding happiness within. 155 00:06:36,463 --> 00:06:37,759 Those are the only two people 156 00:06:37,794 --> 00:06:40,190 that you need to be protecting right now. 157 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:41,389 -OK? -OK. 158 00:06:41,424 --> 00:06:42,632 I can't believe I graduated therapy! 159 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:44,161 -I know! Congratulations. -It's really... 160 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,768 Jesus Christ! 161 00:06:46,803 --> 00:06:48,132 Fuck! 162 00:06:48,167 --> 00:06:51,366 TV ANCHOR: After two years of crippling EU sanctions, 163 00:06:51,401 --> 00:06:53,808 Greece's economy has spiralled into freefall, 164 00:06:53,843 --> 00:06:56,646 causing mass demonstrations, civil unrest... 165 00:06:56,681 --> 00:06:58,912 REPORTER: And today outside the EU headquarters, 166 00:06:58,947 --> 00:07:00,375 tensions run high. 167 00:07:00,410 --> 00:07:01,585 With the expected announcement 168 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:03,785 of yet further crippling sanctions, 169 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:06,623 Greece's future hangs in the balance. 170 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:08,625 ANCHOR: We now cross live as the head of the EU, 171 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:11,661 Mr Walter Fiscer, will announce his decision. 172 00:07:11,696 --> 00:07:15,126 In four days' time, at the end of the fiscal year, 173 00:07:15,161 --> 00:07:17,392 the European Union will impose 174 00:07:17,427 --> 00:07:20,329 further economic and financial sanctions 175 00:07:20,364 --> 00:07:21,605 on the nation of Greece. 176 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:24,102 -(REPORTERS CLAMOUR) -There will be no questions. 177 00:07:24,137 --> 00:07:26,478 We are moving Mr Fiscer to the extraction point. 178 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:28,139 Prepare the helicopter. 179 00:07:33,047 --> 00:07:34,585 -(TWO GUNSHOTS) -(PANTS) 180 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,489 REPORTER: Today's announcement of further sanctions 181 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:40,019 has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens 182 00:07:40,054 --> 00:07:42,824 with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage. 183 00:07:42,859 --> 00:07:44,628 Walter Fiscer, the head of the EU, 184 00:07:44,663 --> 00:07:46,322 has been reported missing amid... 185 00:07:46,357 --> 00:07:48,764 MAN: Did you know that Greece 186 00:07:48,799 --> 00:07:52,603 is the motherland of civilisation? 187 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,770 Walter Fiscer's administration has overseen... 188 00:07:54,805 --> 00:07:58,477 She gave the world art and... 189 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,876 ..science, culture... 190 00:08:04,012 --> 00:08:05,715 ..and tragedy. 191 00:08:08,511 --> 00:08:10,753 (WHISPERS) Aristotle... 192 00:08:10,788 --> 00:08:12,722 ..if this is about the decision... 193 00:08:12,757 --> 00:08:15,450 -You must reverse it. -There is no way. 194 00:08:15,485 --> 00:08:17,287 It was a democratic vote. 195 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:20,125 Greece gave you democracy. 196 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:22,028 I was an orphan, abandoned. 197 00:08:22,063 --> 00:08:25,394 Greece took me in, gave me everything. 198 00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:27,539 There is nothing I can do. 199 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:30,036 I swear on my family. 200 00:08:30,071 --> 00:08:31,576 Please! 201 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:36,405 Contact Carlo and initiate the plan. 202 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:38,506 What plan? 203 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:42,818 You have suffocated my country, Mr Fiscer. 204 00:08:45,053 --> 00:08:47,218 But mark my words... 205 00:08:47,253 --> 00:08:49,924 ..in four days' time, 206 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:54,027 at the exact moment your sanctions will commence, 207 00:08:54,062 --> 00:08:57,294 all of Europe's infrastructure will burn. 208 00:08:58,462 --> 00:09:01,804 Financial markets will collapse. 209 00:09:02,774 --> 00:09:05,401 And millions of lives will be lost. 210 00:09:05,436 --> 00:09:06,435 (SCREAMS) 211 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:08,910 While Greece will return to 212 00:09:08,945 --> 00:09:13,376 her rightful place as the centre of civilisation! 213 00:09:13,411 --> 00:09:14,718 (SCREAMS) 214 00:09:14,753 --> 00:09:17,721 (DEBUSSY'S 'CLAIR DE LUNE') 215 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:28,193 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 216 00:09:28,228 --> 00:09:30,426 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 217 00:09:30,461 --> 00:09:32,494 MICHAEL: Hey there, future Michael. 218 00:09:32,529 --> 00:09:33,671 It's today Michael. 219 00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:35,035 I'm not great at first impressions. 220 00:09:35,070 --> 00:09:36,203 I just wanna say that 221 00:09:36,238 --> 00:09:39,270 I think you'd be proud to know that I graduated therapy. 222 00:09:39,305 --> 00:09:42,372 I'm officially on sabbatical and, to be honest, 223 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,407 I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. 224 00:09:44,442 --> 00:09:45,980 It's only been 12 hours, 225 00:09:46,015 --> 00:09:49,016 but already, the world feels more abundant, 226 00:09:49,051 --> 00:09:53,119 as if somehow it's been waiting for me to make this change. 227 00:09:53,154 --> 00:09:54,758 I think about my licence 228 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:58,058 and I ask myself, "What was I so worked up about?" 229 00:09:58,093 --> 00:10:02,359 In fact, for the first time since Kincaid killed Kurosawa, 230 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:06,671 I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding 231 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:09,201 or guns or blood. 232 00:10:09,236 --> 00:10:10,939 I know this sounds crazy, but... 233 00:10:10,974 --> 00:10:12,941 this really feels like a new be... 234 00:10:12,976 --> 00:10:15,372 Let's go, 'Breese'! (FIRES GUN) 235 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,209 -Vamonos, vamonos, vamonos! -Oh! No! 236 00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:19,442 -(GUNFIRE) -Whoa! Hey! 237 00:10:19,477 --> 00:10:21,884 What's going on?! What the... 238 00:10:21,919 --> 00:10:23,617 -What's happening? -Come on! 239 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,056 I know you! Don't I know you? 240 00:10:29,091 --> 00:10:31,663 I'm Sonia Kincaid. 241 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,698 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) 242 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:36,833 The Mafia took my husband. We have to go get him. 243 00:10:36,868 --> 00:10:38,703 No, no, no. I'm not getting involved in this. 244 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:41,167 I'm under strict psychological orders that... 245 00:10:42,335 --> 00:10:43,334 How'd you find me? 246 00:10:43,369 --> 00:10:45,072 -(SONIA SCREAMS) -(JOANNE SHRIEKS) 247 00:10:45,107 --> 00:10:48,603 -(SHOUTS) Where the fuck is he? -(SCREAMS) 248 00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:50,913 -(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) -Hold on a second. 249 00:10:50,948 --> 00:10:53,278 Finally Darius isn't haunting my dreams, alright? 250 00:10:53,313 --> 00:10:54,477 I'm not doing this. 251 00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:56,314 (YELPS) 252 00:10:56,349 --> 00:10:58,250 If you don't help me, 253 00:10:58,285 --> 00:11:00,758 I am gonna put my strap-on on 254 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,584 and I'm gonna fuck your dreams 255 00:11:02,619 --> 00:11:05,620 until they wish they were your nightmares. 256 00:11:05,655 --> 00:11:07,622 Motherfuckers! 257 00:11:07,657 --> 00:11:10,196 First of all, your mouth needs an exorcism. 258 00:11:10,231 --> 00:11:12,264 Second of all, why does he need my help? 259 00:11:12,299 --> 00:11:15,366 He said, "Get Michael Breese." 260 00:11:15,401 --> 00:11:17,203 -He said that? -Yes! 261 00:11:17,238 --> 00:11:19,403 -I thought he hated me. -Come on, let's go! 262 00:11:19,438 --> 00:11:20,437 You are vile! 263 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:23,847 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) 264 00:11:23,882 --> 00:11:26,476 What did he say exactly? What was Kincaid's tone? 265 00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:27,510 (MEN SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 266 00:11:27,545 --> 00:11:29,787 (FIRES GUN) Who gives a fuck? 267 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:31,987 Come on, let's go! Get on it! 268 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:34,220 -(GUNFIRE) -(ENGINE PUTTS) 269 00:11:36,719 --> 00:11:38,257 Move, move! 270 00:11:38,292 --> 00:11:39,621 Take the gun. 271 00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:41,359 No, I'm not doing guns right now. 272 00:11:41,394 --> 00:11:42,701 (MEN SHOUT IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 273 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:46,496 Are you kidding me? (MOCKINGLY) "I'm not doing guns right now." 274 00:11:46,531 --> 00:11:48,366 MICHAEL: I don't sound like that. 275 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,975 You useless fuck! 276 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,670 MICHAEL: Jesus! I got it. 277 00:11:55,705 --> 00:11:57,144 Hurry up! 278 00:11:57,179 --> 00:12:00,081 ('LINING THE TRACK' BY DAN SMITH) 279 00:12:02,184 --> 00:12:05,251 Pedal to the metal and stay away from my boobs! 280 00:12:05,286 --> 00:12:06,758 MICHAEL: Jesus Christ! 281 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:20,266 (GUNSHOTS) 282 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,179 (GRUNTS) 283 00:12:36,119 --> 00:12:39,318 Whoa! Wait! No, no, there's gotta be a safer way down. 284 00:12:39,353 --> 00:12:42,189 There's gotta be a safer way, maybe like a switch... OK. 285 00:12:45,656 --> 00:12:48,030 -Really? Oh! -(GUNFIRE) 286 00:12:51,761 --> 00:12:54,102 (GUNSHOTS) 287 00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:03,045 (MICHAEL GASPS) 288 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,015 So, where is he? 289 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:08,776 They took him from me, Breese. 290 00:13:08,811 --> 00:13:11,581 We were gonna go on our honeymoon 291 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,715 finally, after all these years! 292 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,223 We've NEVER had a honeymoon! 293 00:13:16,258 --> 00:13:19,688 We were gonna take a road trip through Italy. 294 00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:22,064 I always dreamt of it, you know? 295 00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:26,464 Ay, everything was going to be so romantic, so perfect, 296 00:13:26,499 --> 00:13:32,305 and then this fucking hijo de puta cucaracha motherfucker 297 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:37,310 took off on the most exciting moment of our first night 298 00:13:37,345 --> 00:13:39,213 of our honeymoon. 299 00:13:40,117 --> 00:13:42,579 The next thing I know, the phone rings 300 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,119 and he's been captured by the Mafia. 301 00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:45,120 DARIUS: Baby, I need help! 302 00:13:45,155 --> 00:13:47,155 But he's a workaholic, Breese. 303 00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:50,587 I KNOW he took a motherfucking job! 304 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,753 Oh, he is a monster. 305 00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:53,260 I just want him to provide me 306 00:13:53,295 --> 00:13:55,933 with the stability that we need to start a family. 307 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,693 Did you say 'family'? 308 00:13:57,728 --> 00:14:00,300 You dumb fuck! We're trying to have a baby. 309 00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:02,533 (SIREN WAILS) 310 00:14:03,338 --> 00:14:05,404 (WHISPERS) May God have mercy on our souls. 311 00:14:07,507 --> 00:14:09,705 We have fucked so hard 312 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,180 and so tenderly. 313 00:14:13,348 --> 00:14:16,679 And in so many different places and positions and... 314 00:14:16,714 --> 00:14:18,252 MICHAEL: Mmm. Mm-mm. 315 00:14:18,287 --> 00:14:20,815 And I just haven't gotten pregnant. 316 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:21,926 (SHIP'S HORN BLARES) 317 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,686 You know what I think the problem is? 318 00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:26,128 -Biology. -Yeah. 319 00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:28,295 Mi diamante is too tight. 320 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,494 Your what? 321 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:30,858 -My pussy, motherfucker. -Oh. 322 00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:32,365 My pussy's just too tight. 323 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,335 And since Darius uses all his testosterone in his macho shit, 324 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,832 the whiny sperm abort the mission 325 00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,207 halfway up my pussy pipe. 326 00:14:39,242 --> 00:14:42,078 -Goddamn it. -Goddamn it! 327 00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:44,245 (WOMEN GASP AND MUTTER) 328 00:14:46,381 --> 00:14:47,446 Hi. 329 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:52,484 SONIA: I'm going to be such a good mother. 330 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:56,928 I can't imagine...anyone gooder. 331 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,062 Do you have pepper spray? I'm on sabbatical. 332 00:15:03,662 --> 00:15:06,333 (E-CIGARETTE RASPS) 333 00:15:09,503 --> 00:15:11,701 Good evening, gentlemen. 334 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,109 Who's that? 335 00:15:13,144 --> 00:15:15,804 Your mysterious boss? 336 00:15:15,839 --> 00:15:18,543 The client we never get to meet? 337 00:15:18,578 --> 00:15:20,644 Not your concern. 338 00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:22,514 Your concern is the demonstration. 339 00:15:22,549 --> 00:15:24,747 So please... 340 00:15:24,782 --> 00:15:26,452 ..demonstrate. 341 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:39,069 Data junctions are always encased in tungsten carbide. 342 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,533 The only thing harder... 343 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,470 ..is diamond. 344 00:15:44,505 --> 00:15:45,604 (TOOL WHIRRS) 345 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,342 There are thousands of data junctions across Europe, 346 00:15:48,377 --> 00:15:52,313 each of them located by classified coordinates. 347 00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:55,184 The bigger the junction you wish to hack, 348 00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:56,911 the bigger the drill you will need. 349 00:15:56,946 --> 00:15:59,221 Then it's just a matter of uploading 350 00:15:59,256 --> 00:16:02,851 my custom-built Phantom H7 virus, 351 00:16:02,886 --> 00:16:05,128 selecting the radius of the attack, 352 00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:08,725 weaponising everything connected to the grid, 353 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,960 crippling every computer, GPS and wi-fi system in the region. 354 00:16:12,995 --> 00:16:14,434 COMPUTER: Target locked. 355 00:16:14,469 --> 00:16:16,007 Bye-bye. 356 00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:20,143 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 357 00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:26,017 (PEOPLE SCREAM) 358 00:16:35,622 --> 00:16:37,193 (PEOPLE SCREAM) 359 00:16:42,464 --> 00:16:44,101 Satisfied? 360 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,598 ARISTOTLE: It's perfect. 361 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,108 Very. 362 00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:53,275 Kill them. 363 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,376 Copy that. Target locked. 364 00:16:57,776 --> 00:16:59,380 (INHALES) 365 00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,417 (GRUNTS) 366 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,887 REPORTER 1: The city of Zagreb has woken 367 00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:13,658 to absolute chaos this morning 368 00:17:13,693 --> 00:17:17,761 after a high-velocity surge wiped out a five-mile radius 369 00:17:17,796 --> 00:17:18,993 of its power grid. 370 00:17:19,028 --> 00:17:22,337 The climbing death toll has now reached 75. 371 00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:23,701 REPORTER 2: Early reports suggest 372 00:17:23,736 --> 00:17:25,241 that a freak lightning strike 373 00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:27,001 on a data junction was to blame. 374 00:17:27,036 --> 00:17:28,607 What? 375 00:17:29,544 --> 00:17:31,511 No, I need round-the-clock surveillance 376 00:17:31,546 --> 00:17:33,744 on my informant right fucking now. 377 00:17:38,586 --> 00:17:40,751 WOMAN: Mr O'Neill. 378 00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:43,292 Superintendent Crowley. 379 00:17:43,327 --> 00:17:45,921 With half of Greece in a state of anarchy, 380 00:17:45,956 --> 00:17:48,198 I hope you have a very good reason 381 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,233 for pulling me out of a UN security summit. 382 00:17:50,268 --> 00:17:52,466 Goddamn right I do. Seen the news? 383 00:17:52,501 --> 00:17:54,996 The damage to the data tower's in line with a lightning strike 384 00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:56,470 and I'm inclined to agree. 385 00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:59,638 Does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you? 386 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,411 It also looks like Gunther Von Weber. 387 00:18:03,446 --> 00:18:06,744 He's wanted in 16 countries for hacking, infiltrating 388 00:18:06,779 --> 00:18:09,747 and undermining the world's most secure cyber systems. 389 00:18:09,782 --> 00:18:11,749 Hey, Ivan Drago. 390 00:18:11,784 --> 00:18:13,454 Where'd you find this body? 391 00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:16,325 -(SPEAKS CROATIAN) -What'd you say? What'd he say? 392 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,888 (SCOTTISH ACCENT) Said he found it next to the data tower. 393 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,560 What the fuck did you just say? 394 00:18:20,595 --> 00:18:23,233 He found him next to the data tower. 395 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,302 Oh, next to the data tower. 396 00:18:26,337 --> 00:18:28,469 (SIGHS) Where are you going with this? 397 00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:31,065 My Italian informant called and specified there was 398 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,144 a large-scale cyber attack in four days. 399 00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,905 Mr O'Neill, you have been warned repeatedly 400 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,104 that it's against protocol 401 00:18:37,139 --> 00:18:39,513 to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants. 402 00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:41,911 Listen, I have been in Europe for a month, OK, 403 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:45,046 and the only thing you people do is watch fucking soccer. 404 00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:46,850 Not one bar carries Sam Adams. 405 00:18:46,885 --> 00:18:50,227 So the least you could do is let me do what we do in Boston, OK? 406 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,021 We work with the bad guys to get the worse guys. 407 00:18:53,056 --> 00:18:54,594 This was a trial run, 408 00:18:54,629 --> 00:18:56,959 and Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates 409 00:18:56,994 --> 00:18:58,235 tomorrow night in Portofino. 410 00:18:58,270 --> 00:18:59,302 Alright, what do you want? 411 00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:01,799 I want an office, I want a SWAT team, 412 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,273 I want an unlimited budget. 413 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,176 And if I solve this case, 414 00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,343 I want you to send me back to Boston. 415 00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:11,578 I'll give you 24 hours and a surveillance van. 416 00:19:13,648 --> 00:19:14,746 I need a translator. 417 00:19:14,781 --> 00:19:16,110 You can have mine. 418 00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:18,651 I was hoping one that spoke English. 419 00:19:18,686 --> 00:19:20,323 Keep an eye on him. 420 00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:24,426 Hmm. What do they call you? 421 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:25,757 Ailso. 422 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,726 'Asshole'? 423 00:19:27,761 --> 00:19:29,266 Ailso. 424 00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:32,236 It's a traditional Scottish name. 425 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,206 Alright, William Wallace. Warm up the chopper. 426 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,835 We're going to Italy. 427 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:41,278 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 428 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:43,907 (BANG!) 429 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,818 Darius Kincaid. 430 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:59,329 A little birdie told me that you were in town. 431 00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:03,124 Remember me? 432 00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:05,060 Your old pal, Carlo. 433 00:20:05,095 --> 00:20:06,468 I remember killing 434 00:20:06,503 --> 00:20:08,239 a bunch of motherfuckers who worked for you. 435 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,098 I remember that too. 436 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:14,905 Now I'd like to introduce you to my friend, 437 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:17,809 the butcher of Terracina. 438 00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:21,648 (DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS) 439 00:20:24,686 --> 00:20:26,917 This reminds me of the spa back at the hotel. 440 00:20:26,952 --> 00:20:28,226 Really? 441 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,426 Not at all. 442 00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:34,991 These are the tiny cockheads that are holding my cucaracha. 443 00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:38,434 Wait - who were the guys back in Capri? 444 00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:41,470 They were so rude, Breese. 445 00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:44,308 Can you believe one of them grabbed my ass? 446 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:45,837 (MAN GROANS) 447 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,478 (PEOPLE YELL) 448 00:20:49,513 --> 00:20:51,315 -Whoa, whoa... -(GUNSHOT) 449 00:20:52,142 --> 00:20:53,416 Oh, my God. 450 00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:55,649 OK, let's blast this motherf... 451 00:20:55,684 --> 00:20:57,618 Whoa! Whoa, whoa. OK, look. No. 452 00:20:57,653 --> 00:20:59,213 You go in there guns blazing, 453 00:20:59,248 --> 00:21:00,852 they're gonna get trigger-happy inside, 454 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:02,249 then it's bye-bye, Darius. 455 00:21:02,284 --> 00:21:04,493 He asked for me. He needs me. 456 00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:06,253 So we're gonna do this my way. 457 00:21:06,288 --> 00:21:10,631 That means no killing, no guns, and no blood. 458 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,304 Boring is always best. Understood? 459 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,439 Of course not. What... 460 00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,035 Jesus Christ! 461 00:21:22,645 --> 00:21:24,579 Fuck. (GRUNTS) 462 00:21:24,614 --> 00:21:26,240 Yoo-hoo! 463 00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:28,517 Hello, boys! 464 00:21:29,949 --> 00:21:31,619 I got a little lost. 465 00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:33,720 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 466 00:21:33,755 --> 00:21:35,953 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 467 00:21:35,988 --> 00:21:37,790 Hey, future Mike! (GRUNTS) 468 00:21:39,123 --> 00:21:40,221 It's me! 469 00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:42,333 Listen, I know the Bodyguard Review Board 470 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:44,929 would not look favourably on this, but, uh... 471 00:21:44,964 --> 00:21:48,339 ..but I had to take a sabbatical from my sabbatical. 472 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:51,034 Something's come up beyond my control. 473 00:21:56,272 --> 00:21:57,381 Anyway, 474 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,207 I'm not bodyguarding. 475 00:21:59,242 --> 00:22:01,176 I'm just helping this guy out. 476 00:22:01,211 --> 00:22:02,716 Because... One sec. 477 00:22:02,751 --> 00:22:04,718 (GRUNTS) 478 00:22:06,315 --> 00:22:07,358 He's still alive. 479 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,986 Because the alternative 480 00:22:09,021 --> 00:22:10,922 is his even scarier wife 481 00:22:10,957 --> 00:22:13,056 sodomising my dreams. 482 00:22:13,091 --> 00:22:16,433 That's really gonna get in the way of my transformation. 483 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,370 -(MAN YELPS) -(MICHAEL GRUNTS) 484 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,131 Do I love what I'm doing right now? 485 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,507 Absolutely not. 486 00:22:25,301 --> 00:22:26,443 Still alive. 487 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,544 But I think you'd be pretty proud of me 488 00:22:28,579 --> 00:22:30,414 for staying true to my journey. 489 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,075 Talk to ya soon. 490 00:22:36,114 --> 00:22:37,344 What have you done? 491 00:22:37,379 --> 00:22:40,182 These fuckers got a little bit too fresh. 492 00:22:40,217 --> 00:22:42,987 I specifically said no killing, no blood 493 00:22:43,022 --> 00:22:44,824 and no guns. 494 00:22:44,859 --> 00:22:47,024 I'm NOT on sabbatical. 495 00:22:47,059 --> 00:22:48,498 Where is your shirt? 496 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,060 -(GUNFIRE) -(YELLS) 497 00:22:50,095 --> 00:22:53,734 (SCREAMS) 498 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,902 -CARLO: Deal with it! -(MEN YELL) 499 00:23:03,977 --> 00:23:05,009 (SONIA SHOUTS) 500 00:23:13,382 --> 00:23:16,053 (SCREAMS) 501 00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,529 (ROARS) 502 00:23:24,063 --> 00:23:26,635 ('HELLO' BY LIONEL RICHIE) 503 00:23:30,971 --> 00:23:33,037 (MUFFLED) Baby! 504 00:23:33,072 --> 00:23:35,479 (LAUGHS) 505 00:23:39,815 --> 00:23:45,918 ♪ I've been alone with you inside my mind 506 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:51,352 ♪ And in my dreams I've kissed your lips 507 00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:54,498 ♪ A thousand times... ♪ 508 00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,731 -DARIUS: Uh...hang on. -(SONG STOPS) 509 00:23:56,766 --> 00:23:59,833 What the fuck is he doing here? 510 00:23:59,868 --> 00:24:03,573 I believe it's pronounced 'thank you'. 511 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,542 -For what? -For saving your life. 512 00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,269 Again and again and again. 513 00:24:07,304 --> 00:24:09,073 I never asked you to save shit! 514 00:24:09,108 --> 00:24:15,211 Baby, what in the absolute fuck is Michael Bryce doing here? 515 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:17,345 You said, 516 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:20,216 "Baby, get me Michael Breese!" 517 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,558 -DARIUS: What? -(CHUCKLES) 518 00:24:21,593 --> 00:24:24,528 No! No, no, no, no, no. I said... 519 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,222 Baby, I need help. 520 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,191 Get anyone... 521 00:24:28,226 --> 00:24:30,534 "..BUT Michael Bryce." 522 00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:33,130 SONIA: What? Didn't he save your cucaracha's ass? 523 00:24:33,165 --> 00:24:35,297 DARIUS: Doesn't mean I gotta be best friends with him. 524 00:24:35,332 --> 00:24:39,433 He is the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth. 525 00:24:39,468 --> 00:24:40,973 Excuse me! 526 00:24:41,008 --> 00:24:42,546 I have 20/20 hearing. 527 00:24:42,581 --> 00:24:45,516 I can hear you. The dead guys can hear you. 528 00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:47,012 And what do you mean, I'm the most 529 00:24:47,047 --> 00:24:48,585 annoying motherfucker on planet Earth, huh? 530 00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:50,851 How many times have you nearly got me killed? 531 00:24:50,886 --> 00:24:52,248 Not enough! 532 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,052 Come on, baby, let's get out of here 533 00:24:54,087 --> 00:24:56,417 before he starts the in-flight safety demonstration. 534 00:24:56,452 --> 00:24:57,418 (MAN GRUNTS) 535 00:24:57,453 --> 00:24:59,497 (SCREAMS) 536 00:25:03,195 --> 00:25:04,865 Are you using pepper spray? 537 00:25:06,033 --> 00:25:07,868 I'm on sabbatical. 538 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:11,399 And, uh, I'm trying to find my spiritual awake... 539 00:25:11,434 --> 00:25:12,939 (GAGS) 540 00:25:12,974 --> 00:25:14,974 ..awake... 541 00:25:15,009 --> 00:25:18,010 (LAUGHS) 542 00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:21,310 Motherfucker, you wouldn't know chi 543 00:25:21,345 --> 00:25:22,652 if you fucked... (FADES) 544 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:24,588 (MICHAEL SHOUTS) Hey! 545 00:25:25,415 --> 00:25:28,053 I didn't have to be here, you know. 546 00:25:28,858 --> 00:25:32,123 I...I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes! 547 00:25:32,158 --> 00:25:35,632 I had a linen robe with an insanely high thread count. 548 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:37,293 It was like sleeping in a cloud! 549 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:40,164 -Namaste, motherfucker. -(LAUGHS) 550 00:25:40,199 --> 00:25:41,231 (SCREAMS) 551 00:25:41,266 --> 00:25:42,430 Darius? 552 00:25:42,465 --> 00:25:43,805 (SCREAMS) 553 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,610 MICHAEL: Well, this is just precious. 554 00:25:46,645 --> 00:25:48,007 DARIUS: Will you stop whining? 555 00:25:48,042 --> 00:25:50,845 (BOTH TALK AT ONCE) 556 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,914 O'NEILL: The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman. 557 00:25:53,949 --> 00:25:55,883 You dumb fucks just killed Carlo, 558 00:25:55,918 --> 00:25:58,182 the informant that was gonna punch my ticket home. 559 00:25:58,217 --> 00:25:59,887 Who the fuck are you? 560 00:25:59,922 --> 00:26:02,450 Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill. That's who the fuck I am. 561 00:26:02,485 --> 00:26:05,552 And I know who all three of you shitheads are. 562 00:26:05,587 --> 00:26:07,191 Michael Bryce. 563 00:26:07,226 --> 00:26:09,160 Triple-A rated bodyguard. 564 00:26:09,195 --> 00:26:10,601 Pillar of the community. 565 00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:11,833 Present, thank you. 566 00:26:11,868 --> 00:26:14,363 Only I know you lost your licence to protect 567 00:26:14,398 --> 00:26:15,969 when Shotgun Willie there killed Kurosawa. 568 00:26:16,004 --> 00:26:19,038 No, no, that's under review, OK? Kincaid took that shot... 569 00:26:19,073 --> 00:26:20,710 Moreover... 570 00:26:22,274 --> 00:26:23,504 ..you're still taking clients. 571 00:26:23,539 --> 00:26:26,375 Name...one. 572 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:28,014 The Sultan of Mandara. 573 00:26:28,049 --> 00:26:29,282 Brussels. 574 00:26:29,317 --> 00:26:32,315 Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent. 575 00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:34,515 (GUNSHOTS) 576 00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:36,451 Contact, contact! 577 00:26:36,486 --> 00:26:38,090 That's a felony, pal. 578 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:39,586 Fucking Brussels! Fuck! 579 00:26:39,621 --> 00:26:41,060 O'NEILL: As for you two, 580 00:26:41,095 --> 00:26:43,799 you're looking at about a billion years in prison. 581 00:26:43,834 --> 00:26:45,592 But today's your lucky day, 582 00:26:45,627 --> 00:26:47,638 because instead of going to the electric chair, 583 00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:49,904 I'm gonna give you a shot at redemption. 584 00:26:49,939 --> 00:26:52,335 Now, I got intel on a mystery big shot 585 00:26:52,370 --> 00:26:54,403 that's about to launch a full-scale cyber attack. 586 00:26:54,438 --> 00:26:58,110 Carlo, my now-dead informant, was gonna buy a hard drive 587 00:26:58,145 --> 00:26:59,573 containing the coordinates of the attack. 588 00:26:59,608 --> 00:27:01,377 Why are you looking at me? I didn't touch Carlo. 589 00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:04,182 But now, thanks to your bloodbath, that can't happen, 590 00:27:04,217 --> 00:27:06,822 so you assholes are going to Portofino 591 00:27:06,857 --> 00:27:08,384 and you're gonna make the buy instead. 592 00:27:08,419 --> 00:27:10,661 Uh, Bob...quick sidebar? 593 00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:14,764 Listen, uh, first off, 594 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:17,096 I'm happy to postpone my sabbatical 595 00:27:17,131 --> 00:27:20,132 if it's gonna keep me outta jail, but I think, you know, 596 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,530 you should really reconsider working with these guys. 597 00:27:22,565 --> 00:27:23,971 I don't wanna go to Portofino. 598 00:27:24,006 --> 00:27:27,040 'Cause they're, you know... fucking crazy. 599 00:27:27,075 --> 00:27:28,404 (GRUNTS) 600 00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:30,175 Fuck! Wow! 601 00:27:30,210 --> 00:27:31,748 OK, cum-for-brains. 602 00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:33,882 You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard 603 00:27:33,917 --> 00:27:36,346 for Carlo's British mistress 604 00:27:36,381 --> 00:27:37,644 while grumpy pants here 605 00:27:37,679 --> 00:27:39,415 makes sure that hard drive gets out. 606 00:27:39,450 --> 00:27:40,988 -(PHONE RINGS) -Are we clear? 607 00:27:41,023 --> 00:27:42,891 DARIUS: We could take the money and run, baby. 608 00:27:42,926 --> 00:27:44,156 SONIA: I'm tired of running, Darius. 609 00:27:44,191 --> 00:27:46,554 Ah, Superintendent Crowley. How...how nice. 610 00:27:46,589 --> 00:27:48,864 Mr O'Neill. Time's up. 611 00:27:48,899 --> 00:27:50,767 No, no, no. I'm working a strong lead here. 612 00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:52,263 There's been a robbery at a shipping port 613 00:27:52,298 --> 00:27:55,167 and our intelligence suggests it may be related to this case. 614 00:27:55,202 --> 00:27:56,465 You've been reassigned. 615 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:58,368 If you could just give me 24 more hours... 616 00:27:58,403 --> 00:28:00,810 -I said, "Time's up." -Yeah. 617 00:28:01,637 --> 00:28:02,812 Fuck! 618 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,078 I don't wanna go to Portofino as his bitch! 619 00:28:05,113 --> 00:28:07,344 This was supposed to be my honeymoon! 620 00:28:07,379 --> 00:28:08,444 (GUNSHOT) 621 00:28:10,316 --> 00:28:11,986 What if somebody's upstairs? 622 00:28:12,021 --> 00:28:14,186 -Shut up. -(GUN CLICKS) 623 00:28:14,221 --> 00:28:15,088 OK. 624 00:28:15,123 --> 00:28:16,683 -Slight change of plans. -Yeah. 625 00:28:16,718 --> 00:28:18,058 I've been assigned another lead, 626 00:28:18,093 --> 00:28:20,225 but that does not change what's going on right here, OK? 627 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:21,930 Now, Sean Connery here is gonna give you 628 00:28:21,965 --> 00:28:23,624 a bunch of money to make the buy. 629 00:28:23,659 --> 00:28:25,131 And if you don't understand what she says, 630 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,067 well, welcome to the fucking club. 631 00:28:29,236 --> 00:28:30,532 What? 632 00:28:30,567 --> 00:28:32,600 You're gonna fist Kincaid's glory hole? 633 00:28:32,635 --> 00:28:35,537 Hey! Nobody touches Kincaid's glory hole. 634 00:28:35,572 --> 00:28:36,912 That's my job. 635 00:28:36,947 --> 00:28:38,848 I don't think anyone should have that job. 636 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,048 O'NEILL: See that? It's your buy money. 637 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:43,985 One dime goes missing, you try to go AWOL, and I'm gonna 638 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:46,482 slap global red fucking notices on all your asses. 639 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:47,615 Oh, no! 640 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:50,255 Red notices? What are you doing? Not on me! 641 00:28:50,290 --> 00:28:52,994 What is this, a Nokia? I don't know how to work this thing! 642 00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:55,227 -Look at me. Look at me. -I'm looking at you. 643 00:28:55,262 --> 00:28:57,097 You stay in close contact with me, you understand? 644 00:28:57,132 --> 00:28:58,802 -I'll call you all the time. -Shut up. 645 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,463 When I call, you answer. 646 00:29:00,498 --> 00:29:03,136 And you, resources are kind of low. 647 00:29:03,171 --> 00:29:06,843 I want you to enjoy your transportation. 648 00:29:07,736 --> 00:29:09,736 Do not fuck this up. 649 00:29:09,771 --> 00:29:11,540 Oh, we are DEFINITELY going to fuck this up. 650 00:29:11,575 --> 00:29:14,048 I mean, look at the two people you're saddling me with. 651 00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,676 O'NEILL: Get your asses to Portofino! 652 00:29:15,711 --> 00:29:17,348 Zero chance we're making it out of this room. 653 00:29:17,383 --> 00:29:20,747 He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten. 654 00:29:20,782 --> 00:29:22,551 O'NEILL: The fucking honeymoon is over! 655 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:24,058 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 656 00:29:24,093 --> 00:29:27,226 (SCREAMS) 657 00:29:27,261 --> 00:29:28,689 (CAR ENGINE GROWLS) 658 00:29:28,724 --> 00:29:29,866 SONIA: I understand some people 659 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:31,802 get cold feet on their wedding day, 660 00:29:31,837 --> 00:29:33,265 but I would have never thought 661 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:36,807 that you'd get cold dick on our honeymoon night. 662 00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:39,238 Baby, baby, I said I was sorry. 663 00:29:39,273 --> 00:29:40,239 Sorry's not good enough! 664 00:29:40,274 --> 00:29:43,341 I want an explanation. Where the fuck were you? 665 00:29:43,376 --> 00:29:46,377 Where were you, Darius? Just tell her. 666 00:29:46,412 --> 00:29:47,576 I took a job, OK? 667 00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:48,852 -Fuck you! -Hey, hey! 668 00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:51,151 Fuck you, fuck you! 669 00:29:51,186 --> 00:29:54,649 Now's a good time to talk about the seatbelt rule. 670 00:29:54,684 --> 00:29:55,749 Perhaps now's a good time 671 00:29:55,784 --> 00:29:57,223 to talk about the shut-the-fuck-up rule. 672 00:29:57,258 --> 00:30:00,028 I'm just saying it because she's driving like a crash test dummy. 673 00:30:00,063 --> 00:30:01,832 Do not criticise my wife's driving, motherfucker! 674 00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:03,834 Hush, hush, hush! 675 00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:05,935 Do you know what I just realised? 676 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:10,071 I'm not gonna let you crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit. 677 00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:13,701 SONIA: I'll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy 678 00:30:13,736 --> 00:30:17,078 and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband. 679 00:30:17,113 --> 00:30:17,980 I am! 680 00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:19,674 And you, Breese, you will be... 681 00:30:19,709 --> 00:30:20,917 You will be the human luggage. 682 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:24,184 -Yes. We are now on honeymoon. -(LAUGHS) 683 00:30:24,219 --> 00:30:25,955 First of all, it's a mission. 684 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,957 Second of all - and just so we're clear - 685 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,926 I promised my therapist no bodyguarding, 686 00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:31,862 so I'm not protecting either of... 687 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,864 This is not mission! This is honeymoon! 688 00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:36,757 What the fuck?! Hey, eyes on road! 689 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:38,132 Eyes on road! 690 00:30:38,167 --> 00:30:44,039 Babies need to be created in a stimulating environment. 691 00:30:44,074 --> 00:30:47,306 I must be aroused by sightseeing, 692 00:30:47,341 --> 00:30:49,671 shopping, fine dining. 693 00:30:49,706 --> 00:30:52,014 But we are officially on honeymoon. 694 00:30:52,049 --> 00:30:54,214 -For real? -Did she say 'fine dining'? 695 00:30:54,249 --> 00:30:57,481 Let's not do that. Guys, let's just focus on the road here. Oh. 696 00:30:57,516 --> 00:30:59,483 -(DARIUS AND SONIA MOAN) -Alright. (UNDOES SEATBELT) 697 00:30:59,518 --> 00:31:00,617 I got it. 698 00:31:00,653 --> 00:31:02,992 No, it's fine. You guys just... You guys have at it. 699 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,060 Maybe feather the brake a bit. 700 00:31:05,095 --> 00:31:07,689 -(ENGINE ROARS) -Maybe feather the brake a bit! 701 00:31:07,724 --> 00:31:09,460 (SPRIGHTLY ITALIAN SONG PLAYS) 702 00:31:09,495 --> 00:31:11,693 (SINGS ALONG WORDLESSLY) 703 00:31:11,728 --> 00:31:13,497 Yo, let me borrow your phone. 704 00:31:13,532 --> 00:31:15,906 -Why'd you lie to her? -Fuck are you talking about? 705 00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,568 You lied to her back there. You weren't on a job. 706 00:31:18,603 --> 00:31:20,240 And how would you know that? 707 00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:24,442 Because there's, like, 22 body indications when somebody lies 708 00:31:24,477 --> 00:31:26,411 and you exhibited...40. 709 00:31:28,448 --> 00:31:31,317 If you say one word to Sonia about this, 710 00:31:31,352 --> 00:31:33,319 I'll invent new ways to kill your ass. 711 00:31:33,354 --> 00:31:34,518 Wow. 712 00:31:34,553 --> 00:31:36,817 You must have done something really serious, Darius. 713 00:31:36,852 --> 00:31:38,225 Honesty's the best policy. 714 00:31:38,260 --> 00:31:41,063 I don't take relationship advice from single motherfuckers. 715 00:31:41,098 --> 00:31:43,527 I don't have a calling plan. Make it quick. 716 00:31:43,562 --> 00:31:46,332 (SINGS WORDLESSLY) 717 00:31:49,931 --> 00:31:52,437 (MUFFLED) Yeah, I was just wondering if I could... 718 00:31:56,608 --> 00:31:58,212 (SOUND FADES) 719 00:31:58,247 --> 00:31:59,983 DARIUS: I took a job, OK? 720 00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:01,446 (STARTS ENGINE) 721 00:32:02,284 --> 00:32:04,878 Portofino has water views, which means it's perfect for... 722 00:32:04,913 --> 00:32:06,187 -Oh, shit. -Where you going? 723 00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:11,093 DARIUS: Sonia! What the fuck? 724 00:32:11,128 --> 00:32:13,623 You better hope that job's worth it, motherfucker! 725 00:32:13,658 --> 00:32:14,690 What job?! 726 00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:16,428 (GRUNTS) 727 00:32:18,630 --> 00:32:20,003 Who the fuck is this? 728 00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:23,138 WOMAN: We have an availability for 'Carmen' at 2pm. 729 00:32:23,173 --> 00:32:25,404 Who the fuck is Carmen?! 730 00:32:25,439 --> 00:32:28,440 Uh, tickets to the opera 'Carmen'. 731 00:32:28,475 --> 00:32:30,475 And you wanted two, no? 732 00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:31,773 I love 'Carmen'! 733 00:32:31,808 --> 00:32:35,216 -(LAUGHS) -I love 'Carmen'! 734 00:32:35,251 --> 00:32:38,648 ('HABANERA' FROM BIZET'S 'CARMEN') 735 00:32:49,430 --> 00:32:53,036 (WOMAN SINGS) ♪ Si tu ne m'aimes pas... ♪ 736 00:32:54,897 --> 00:32:57,535 (DARIUS AND SONIA GROAN AND YELL) 737 00:33:00,573 --> 00:33:02,936 (BOTH CRY OUT) 738 00:33:02,971 --> 00:33:05,147 -(DARIUS COUGHS) -(DULL THUMPING) 739 00:33:05,182 --> 00:33:07,116 What's that thumping? I can't stop. 740 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:10,449 My head is beating. What is that? Huh? What? 741 00:33:10,484 --> 00:33:12,055 It's this idiot. 742 00:33:12,090 --> 00:33:14,354 (DARIUS PANTS) 743 00:33:14,389 --> 00:33:16,092 (GASPS) 744 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:20,756 Are you people...fucking insane? 745 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,428 Hey, watch your mouth! 746 00:33:22,463 --> 00:33:26,201 I picked you up from the street, saved you from sunstroke, 747 00:33:26,236 --> 00:33:27,763 and now you're calling me insane? 748 00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,105 Sunstroke? 749 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,932 You could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car. 750 00:33:31,967 --> 00:33:33,439 And don't even get me started on 751 00:33:33,474 --> 00:33:36,211 the psychological ramifications of what I heard you two doing. 752 00:33:37,005 --> 00:33:38,774 -DARIUS: Oh, goddamn! -Is that Valentino? 753 00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:39,841 No, it's mine. 754 00:33:39,876 --> 00:33:42,151 Did...did you spend the buy money? 755 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:44,879 Come on, they totally expect us to spend SOME of it. 756 00:33:44,914 --> 00:33:46,353 No, no, obviously... 757 00:33:46,388 --> 00:33:48,223 ..I'll cover it with my life savings. 758 00:33:48,258 --> 00:33:50,456 I think that's a great idea. 759 00:33:52,328 --> 00:33:55,263 -Just gonna make a call. -Wish I had some life savings. 760 00:33:55,298 --> 00:33:57,023 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 761 00:33:57,058 --> 00:33:58,893 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 762 00:33:58,928 --> 00:34:00,103 (BEEP!) 763 00:34:00,138 --> 00:34:02,138 That little mission we're on? Well, we're... 764 00:34:02,173 --> 00:34:04,074 We're way off course. 765 00:34:04,109 --> 00:34:05,867 Can't even see the course anymore. 766 00:34:05,902 --> 00:34:08,111 Or hear it, for that matter. 767 00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:10,773 Uh, my ears are still ringing from... 768 00:34:10,808 --> 00:34:13,578 ..from ferocious sexual intercourse 769 00:34:13,613 --> 00:34:16,977 leading to a rolling quadruple climax. 770 00:34:17,012 --> 00:34:18,682 Anyway, I'm venting. 771 00:34:18,717 --> 00:34:22,422 I don't wanna vent to you, so I'll catch up with you later. 772 00:34:22,457 --> 00:34:24,820 Oh, shit! 773 00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:27,526 Who were you talking to? 774 00:34:27,561 --> 00:34:29,396 It's a secret. 775 00:34:29,431 --> 00:34:32,432 -I know your secret. -You do? 776 00:34:32,467 --> 00:34:35,303 You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself. 777 00:34:36,537 --> 00:34:37,602 Hah! 778 00:34:37,637 --> 00:34:40,341 Listen, Breese, you really hurt my feelings. 779 00:34:40,376 --> 00:34:42,442 Do you really think I am crazy? 780 00:34:42,477 --> 00:34:43,608 No! 781 00:34:43,643 --> 00:34:47,117 I think you're... unusually aggressive, violent, 782 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:48,349 but in an unpredictable way. 783 00:34:48,384 --> 00:34:49,515 I would make a great mother. 784 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:51,011 Don't you think I'd make a great mother? 785 00:34:51,046 --> 00:34:55,587 Oh, my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host. 786 00:34:55,622 --> 00:34:56,951 (SIGHS) 787 00:34:56,986 --> 00:34:58,788 (WHISPERS) Thank you, Breese. 788 00:34:58,823 --> 00:35:00,625 Thank you. 789 00:35:01,661 --> 00:35:03,694 It must be your... 790 00:35:03,729 --> 00:35:06,268 ..powerful asexuality 791 00:35:06,303 --> 00:35:08,534 that makes you such a good listener. 792 00:35:09,537 --> 00:35:12,439 MAN: Please step away, miss. This is a military crime scene. 793 00:35:12,474 --> 00:35:15,541 O'NEILL: Jesus Christ. Swing the fucking bat. 794 00:35:15,576 --> 00:35:16,674 Ahh! 795 00:35:17,578 --> 00:35:20,106 Let me guess. Crowley gave us a shit lead. 796 00:35:20,141 --> 00:35:21,448 No-one will tell me what was inside. 797 00:35:21,483 --> 00:35:23,384 It was a classified military shipment. 798 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:26,189 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 799 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:27,883 What are the fucking odds? 800 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:30,523 Seems lightning strikes twice. 801 00:35:32,362 --> 00:35:34,120 We need to get that packing slip. 802 00:35:34,155 --> 00:35:35,990 How do you propose we do that, Mr Bobby? 803 00:35:36,025 --> 00:35:37,860 (O'NEILL SIGHS) 804 00:35:38,929 --> 00:35:40,335 We need a distraction. 805 00:35:40,370 --> 00:35:41,798 What? 806 00:35:44,803 --> 00:35:47,276 (MEN SHOUT) 807 00:35:49,478 --> 00:35:51,808 Jesus, what the fuck are you doing? 808 00:35:51,843 --> 00:35:52,675 Sonofabitch. 809 00:35:52,711 --> 00:35:54,712 Last time I saw something like this, 810 00:35:54,747 --> 00:35:57,044 Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid. 811 00:35:57,079 --> 00:35:59,156 (PHONE RINGS) 812 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:02,555 Bobby, I'm glad you called. 813 00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:04,051 Listen, it's a diamond-tipped drill. 814 00:36:04,086 --> 00:36:06,988 And I know there's a link, but this drill was fucking massive. 815 00:36:07,023 --> 00:36:08,198 You were right. 816 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,123 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office. 817 00:36:10,158 --> 00:36:12,202 The Mob are making a buy in Portofino. 818 00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:14,061 They're purchasing classified coordinates 819 00:36:14,096 --> 00:36:15,469 of a large-scale data grid. 820 00:36:15,504 --> 00:36:17,064 We've got a surveillance team there... 821 00:36:17,099 --> 00:36:20,133 -We have a team in Portofino? -Yeah, moving into position now. 822 00:36:20,168 --> 00:36:21,673 (WHISPERS) Get the chopper. Get the chopper. 823 00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:22,774 Oh, Bobby? 824 00:36:22,809 --> 00:36:25,314 If this actually turns out to be what you say it is, 825 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:27,217 I will personally make sure 826 00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:28,680 you get your transfer back to Boston. 827 00:36:28,715 --> 00:36:31,320 Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you enough. Thank you so much. 828 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:32,684 Thank you, ma'am. 829 00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,290 We're going to Portofino! 830 00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:38,393 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 831 00:36:43,532 --> 00:36:45,235 MICHAEL: Let's get into character. 832 00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:46,797 I'm the bodyguard. 833 00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:49,668 Now let's hear the British accent of Carlo's mistress. 834 00:36:49,703 --> 00:36:51,197 (TERRIBLE ACCENT) My British accent is perfect, 835 00:36:51,232 --> 00:36:52,374 you fucking cunt. 836 00:36:52,409 --> 00:36:53,507 Let's skip the British accent 837 00:36:53,542 --> 00:36:55,773 and go straight to being brutally executed. 838 00:36:55,808 --> 00:36:57,676 How's the sight line, D? 839 00:36:57,711 --> 00:37:01,515 DARIUS: Mm-mm. Just protecting my asset. 840 00:37:03,046 --> 00:37:05,453 We're here to see Vladimir. 841 00:37:08,084 --> 00:37:09,116 I'm the bodyguard. 842 00:37:09,151 --> 00:37:10,590 Security check. 843 00:37:10,625 --> 00:37:13,659 -(SIREN WAILS) -Two minutes out. 844 00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:17,465 Crowley's got a team in place. We gotta call off the buy. 845 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:20,402 If she finds out I've got those shitheads working for me... 846 00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:23,306 (PHONE BUZZES) 847 00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:26,001 (SCANNER WHINES) 848 00:37:27,774 --> 00:37:29,312 (RINGING TONE) 849 00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:30,676 He's not answering the phone. 850 00:37:30,711 --> 00:37:33,415 What did I tell him? Burner phone. Pick it up! 851 00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:36,011 -Here you go, sir. -Thank you very much. 852 00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:37,650 Great work. 853 00:37:37,685 --> 00:37:39,784 -(ELECTRONIC MUSIC THUMPS) -Yeah! 854 00:37:43,284 --> 00:37:45,295 Yeah. Yeah! 855 00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:47,759 -Oh, shit! -What's wrong? 856 00:37:47,794 --> 00:37:50,729 MICHAEL: Just a former client. It's fine - he didn't see me. 857 00:37:54,867 --> 00:37:56,999 You must be Vladimir. 858 00:37:58,233 --> 00:37:59,804 Carlo sends his regards. 859 00:37:59,839 --> 00:38:02,202 He thought I would attract less attention. 860 00:38:02,237 --> 00:38:04,204 Well, he thought wrong! 861 00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,811 But nobody's complaining. 862 00:38:06,846 --> 00:38:08,615 (MUTTERS) Sonofabitch. 863 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,851 You have the security feed yet? 864 00:38:13,886 --> 00:38:15,119 Getting it now. 865 00:38:15,154 --> 00:38:18,152 Don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club. 866 00:38:18,187 --> 00:38:20,528 -There's too many civilians. -Roger that. 867 00:38:27,504 --> 00:38:29,339 These are the classified coordinates 868 00:38:29,374 --> 00:38:31,737 to the entire European data grid. 869 00:38:32,905 --> 00:38:34,069 OK? 870 00:38:35,072 --> 00:38:37,138 No, no, no, no, no. 871 00:38:37,173 --> 00:38:38,579 -(CLICKS TONGUE) -(DEVICE BEEPS) 872 00:38:38,614 --> 00:38:41,516 These are proximity paired. 873 00:38:42,981 --> 00:38:46,147 Until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet, 874 00:38:46,182 --> 00:38:48,391 I suggest you do not let the briefcase 875 00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:51,427 out of 5-metre radius for more than 15 seconds. 876 00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:54,595 If you do, bracelet explodes. 877 00:38:54,630 --> 00:38:56,663 -(BRACELET BEEPS) -Keep it close! 878 00:38:57,468 --> 00:39:00,227 It will be a shame for that beautiful face 879 00:39:00,262 --> 00:39:02,834 to be disintegrated by TNT. 880 00:39:02,869 --> 00:39:04,770 (LAUGHS) 881 00:39:04,805 --> 00:39:06,004 (WHISPERS) The fuck? 882 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,774 I should just pop this motherfucker right now. 883 00:39:08,809 --> 00:39:11,381 -Address? -Oh, the delivery address! 884 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:12,943 In Florence. 885 00:39:13,781 --> 00:39:15,682 You will deliver to the buyer tomorrow 886 00:39:15,717 --> 00:39:17,552 at the Ludovico Gallery auction. 887 00:39:17,587 --> 00:39:19,620 SONIA: Ah, I love Florence! 888 00:39:19,655 --> 00:39:23,393 I adore galleries and museums and culture. 889 00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:24,724 Michael Bryce! 890 00:39:24,759 --> 00:39:27,155 You have me confused with someone else. 891 00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:28,761 No, no, I'd never forget the face of 892 00:39:28,796 --> 00:39:30,763 the man who saved my life in my darkest hour. 893 00:39:30,798 --> 00:39:33,161 Come on, bro! Let's do some blow together. 894 00:39:33,196 --> 00:39:34,437 Michael Bryce? 895 00:39:34,472 --> 00:39:36,164 Didn't he lose his licence 896 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:37,539 when Kurosawa was killed? 897 00:39:37,574 --> 00:39:39,739 No, no, he's got me mistaken for someone else. 898 00:39:39,774 --> 00:39:41,576 MAN: I told you, it's Michael Bryce! 899 00:39:41,611 --> 00:39:42,973 For the record, that's pending review. 900 00:39:43,008 --> 00:39:44,238 (GROWLS) Fuck off! 901 00:39:44,273 --> 00:39:45,778 Hey, guys, it's Michael Bryce! 902 00:39:45,813 --> 00:39:49,342 Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard 903 00:39:49,377 --> 00:39:51,311 to protect the love of his life? 904 00:39:51,346 --> 00:39:53,346 Right! You're fired. 905 00:39:53,381 --> 00:39:54,457 (MUTTERS) You're fucking fired! 906 00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:56,723 Oh, that's true, baby. 907 00:39:56,758 --> 00:40:00,320 Carlo always has preferred younger women. 908 00:40:00,355 --> 00:40:01,827 Excuse me? 909 00:40:01,862 --> 00:40:04,126 I've seen him with a woman in her 30s, 910 00:40:04,161 --> 00:40:06,128 but never this old. 911 00:40:06,163 --> 00:40:07,701 -(MEN LAUGH) -Never! 912 00:40:07,736 --> 00:40:10,165 No, no, no, no. No, no. Don't...don't laugh. 913 00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,035 (MEN LAUGH) 914 00:40:19,407 --> 00:40:21,209 -Here it comes. -MAN: Old lady, right? 915 00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:22,650 (LAUGHS) 916 00:40:22,685 --> 00:40:25,587 What the fuck did you just say, 917 00:40:25,622 --> 00:40:29,250 you finger-licking shit monkey 918 00:40:29,285 --> 00:40:32,418 donkey-blowing motherfucker?! 919 00:40:32,453 --> 00:40:37,599 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) 920 00:40:37,634 --> 00:40:40,063 That sounded really Mexican. 921 00:40:40,098 --> 00:40:42,362 (CHUCKLES) Shit. 922 00:40:42,397 --> 00:40:43,704 We have a problem. 923 00:40:43,739 --> 00:40:45,431 This is a fucking set-up. 924 00:40:45,466 --> 00:40:47,642 You don't fucking say, vape juice! 925 00:40:47,677 --> 00:40:48,973 Get that case off her. 926 00:40:49,008 --> 00:40:50,304 Get me Carlo on the phone! 927 00:40:50,339 --> 00:40:53,208 And here we go. 928 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:55,848 (MARIACHI MUSIC) 929 00:40:56,785 --> 00:40:59,049 (SONIA SCREAMS IN SPANISH) 930 00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:03,592 -Shit! -(BRACELET BEEPS) 931 00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:04,989 Clear the room. 932 00:41:05,662 --> 00:41:07,563 Let's go. Move! Move! 933 00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:09,532 SONIA: Breese! The gun! 934 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:12,634 -(GUNSHOTS) -(SCREAMING) 935 00:41:13,967 --> 00:41:15,868 (CURSES IN SPANISH) 936 00:41:15,903 --> 00:41:17,364 (GRUNTS) 937 00:41:17,399 --> 00:41:20,070 (SCREAMING, SHRIEKING) 938 00:41:20,105 --> 00:41:21,973 (MEN GROAN) 939 00:41:23,009 --> 00:41:25,647 (GROANS) Feel like giving me a hand, Kincaid? 940 00:41:25,682 --> 00:41:26,747 -(KINCAID LAUGHS) -(RIFLE FIRES) 941 00:41:26,782 --> 00:41:28,243 KINCAID: Triple-A, my ass. 942 00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:30,784 ('CHANSONS DE LA RÉVOLUTION' BY LOS MACHUCAMBOS) 943 00:41:30,819 --> 00:41:32,687 (SCREAMING) 944 00:41:32,722 --> 00:41:34,953 AGENT OVER RADIO: All Interpol agents, you are authorised. 945 00:41:34,988 --> 00:41:35,789 Shoot to kill. 946 00:41:35,824 --> 00:41:38,451 Interpol. Get the fuck out now. 947 00:41:38,486 --> 00:41:41,157 Shit. Shit! 948 00:41:41,192 --> 00:41:42,598 -(CURSES IN SPANISH) -(GRUNTS) 949 00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:44,391 (GLASS SHATTERS) 950 00:41:44,426 --> 00:41:46,360 -(GRUNTS) -(CURSES IN SPANISH) 951 00:41:46,395 --> 00:41:48,428 (DANCER SHRIEKS) 952 00:41:48,463 --> 00:41:51,541 Greatest night of my life! Aaggh! 953 00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:54,434 -(GUNSHOTS) -Breese! 954 00:41:54,469 --> 00:41:55,776 -(BRACELET BEEPS RAPIDLY) -Fuck! 955 00:41:55,811 --> 00:41:58,471 Breese! The case! Come on! 956 00:41:58,506 --> 00:42:00,814 (BEEPING SLOWS) 957 00:42:00,849 --> 00:42:03,080 -Bitch! -(GLASS SHATTERS) 958 00:42:03,115 --> 00:42:06,380 -(SCREAMING) -(GRUNTS) 959 00:42:06,415 --> 00:42:07,755 (SIREN WAILS) 960 00:42:07,790 --> 00:42:10,857 AGENT: Get back! Get out of the way! 961 00:42:10,892 --> 00:42:12,529 (GRUNTS) 962 00:42:16,425 --> 00:42:19,063 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -Move! Move! 963 00:42:21,397 --> 00:42:23,969 Say my age, bitch! 964 00:42:24,004 --> 00:42:26,103 -(GROANS) Oh, no, no! -(GUNSHOT BLASTS) 965 00:42:26,138 --> 00:42:28,105 -(GUNSHOT ECHOES) -(GRUNTS) 966 00:42:28,140 --> 00:42:31,911 (IN AFFECTED ACCENT) Breese, I'm famished. 967 00:42:31,946 --> 00:42:35,013 -Shall we go now? -Still Mexican. 968 00:42:37,754 --> 00:42:39,314 -(GUNSHOT BLASTS) -(GRUNTS) 969 00:42:40,482 --> 00:42:44,726 (ECHOES) Breese! 970 00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:49,599 Get to the fucking dock now! 971 00:42:49,634 --> 00:42:51,733 Breese! Breese! 972 00:42:51,768 --> 00:42:54,065 Get out of the way! Move! Move! 973 00:42:57,235 --> 00:43:00,269 (TENSE MUSIC) 974 00:43:03,846 --> 00:43:07,815 Breese, my baby, wake up! Stay with me, Breese! 975 00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:10,345 -This way. -(SHOUTING) 976 00:43:10,380 --> 00:43:12,787 MAN: This way! Come on! 977 00:43:12,822 --> 00:43:14,448 Out of my fucking way, please! 978 00:43:14,483 --> 00:43:16,087 Target heading for the water. 979 00:43:17,354 --> 00:43:19,189 -Let's go! -AGENT: Go, go, go, go! 980 00:43:27,903 --> 00:43:29,463 -(BELL TOLLS) -Breesey! 981 00:43:29,498 --> 00:43:31,806 No, no, no, you can't die on me, Breesey! 982 00:43:31,841 --> 00:43:34,402 You're the only one who understands me! 983 00:43:34,437 --> 00:43:36,140 -(SOBS) -Baby... 984 00:43:36,175 --> 00:43:38,010 -Come on, Breese! -Baby! 985 00:43:38,045 --> 00:43:42,245 -Come back to us! -Baby, he's gone. 986 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:45,017 Don't say that! (SOBS) 987 00:43:48,352 --> 00:43:52,629 You'd better say something nice about my Breesey. 988 00:43:54,193 --> 00:43:56,666 Michael was... 989 00:43:58,329 --> 00:43:59,625 ..very careful. 990 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:02,133 (WEEPS) Yes, he was. 991 00:44:02,168 --> 00:44:03,970 He loved seatbelts. 992 00:44:04,005 --> 00:44:08,370 He did love seatbelts so very much. 993 00:44:08,405 --> 00:44:10,746 -Mm-hm. -(SNIFFS) 994 00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:14,376 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 995 00:44:14,411 --> 00:44:19,348 We will never forget the time you spent with us. 996 00:44:23,684 --> 00:44:25,893 That was beautiful. 997 00:44:25,928 --> 00:44:28,731 You should have been a priest. 998 00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:32,834 (KISSES, GROANS) 999 00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:36,497 OK, let's toss his ass in and bounce. 1000 00:44:36,532 --> 00:44:38,774 (SOBS) 1001 00:44:41,207 --> 00:44:43,636 (SOBS) 1002 00:44:43,671 --> 00:44:46,309 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC) 1003 00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:50,544 (MUSIC DISTORTS AND STOPS) 1004 00:44:50,579 --> 00:44:53,085 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1005 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:56,616 What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you people? 1006 00:44:56,651 --> 00:44:59,586 -Hey, we gave you a sea burial! -A sea burial? 1007 00:44:59,621 --> 00:45:01,258 Well, you didn't have a heartbeat! 1008 00:45:01,293 --> 00:45:04,261 I'm wearing fucking Kevlar! 1009 00:45:05,693 --> 00:45:07,066 CROWLEY: These were your operatives. 1010 00:45:07,101 --> 00:45:08,595 O'NEILL: I've never seen them before. 1011 00:45:08,630 --> 00:45:10,102 CROWLEY: Only one number called this phone 1012 00:45:10,137 --> 00:45:12,137 that Michael Bryce was in possession of 1013 00:45:12,172 --> 00:45:13,237 and it was yours. 1014 00:45:13,272 --> 00:45:14,436 We have less than two days 1015 00:45:14,471 --> 00:45:15,503 before this attack happens. 1016 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,505 -Two days. -I gave you a chance. 1017 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,309 You went behind my back 1018 00:45:19,344 --> 00:45:21,608 and you employed two criminals 1019 00:45:21,643 --> 00:45:23,313 and an unlicensed bodyguard 1020 00:45:23,348 --> 00:45:25,018 and now they're in possession of critical evidence. 1021 00:45:25,053 --> 00:45:27,449 For all I know, they could be in on the cyber attack. 1022 00:45:27,484 --> 00:45:29,858 They're not in on the attack, trust me. They're idiots. 1023 00:45:29,893 --> 00:45:31,761 Did you know about this? 1024 00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,093 -She had nothing to do with it. -Yes, I did. 1025 00:45:34,128 --> 00:45:36,392 Put out a global red notice on Darius Kincaid, 1026 00:45:36,427 --> 00:45:38,493 Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce. 1027 00:45:38,528 --> 00:45:40,968 We have a problem. 1028 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:47,568 MAN: Three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates. 1029 00:45:47,603 --> 00:45:49,438 Interpol were all over the scene. 1030 00:45:49,473 --> 00:45:51,880 Seems that we have a rat. 1031 00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:54,674 Get me Carlo on the phone. 1032 00:45:54,709 --> 00:45:58,249 Sir, Carlo's dead. 1033 00:46:01,452 --> 00:46:06,994 We have 48 hours and every moment that goes by, 1034 00:46:07,029 --> 00:46:09,755 the proud men and women of Greece 1035 00:46:09,790 --> 00:46:12,263 fall lower on their knees. 1036 00:46:12,298 --> 00:46:17,169 Only two people knew about the buy. 1037 00:46:17,204 --> 00:46:19,171 Carlo... 1038 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:21,272 ..and you. 1039 00:46:21,307 --> 00:46:24,275 (STAMMERS) I swear I would never betray you! 1040 00:46:24,310 --> 00:46:26,343 You are a Trojan horse! 1041 00:46:27,775 --> 00:46:29,379 (GRUNTS) 1042 00:46:34,023 --> 00:46:37,618 Find the fugitives. Kill them. 1043 00:46:37,653 --> 00:46:40,390 I need the briefcase. 1044 00:46:41,393 --> 00:46:42,359 What is that? 1045 00:46:42,394 --> 00:46:44,064 CROWLEY ON TV: Interpol has issued red notices 1046 00:46:44,099 --> 00:46:45,791 for the hit man, a con woman... 1047 00:46:45,826 --> 00:46:47,793 Where did they get that picture? That's terrible! 1048 00:46:47,828 --> 00:46:49,905 ..and a reckless unlicensed bodyguard. 1049 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:51,940 That is pending fucking review. 1050 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:53,073 See, that's what we get 1051 00:46:53,108 --> 00:46:54,602 for trying to help these motherfuckers. 1052 00:46:54,637 --> 00:46:57,605 You know, fuck 'em! Can we go finish our honeymoon, babe? 1053 00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,883 With explosives on my wrist? No! 1054 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,545 We're taking this shit to the mystery big shot 1055 00:47:03,580 --> 00:47:05,481 so my uterus can relax. 1056 00:47:05,516 --> 00:47:07,681 -Are you coming? -Oh, I'm coming. 1057 00:47:07,716 --> 00:47:10,387 We need to prevent this cyber attack so I can clear my name. 1058 00:47:10,422 --> 00:47:13,093 I got a PR disaster and this is gonna take a long time... 1059 00:47:13,128 --> 00:47:15,326 -DARIUS: I wish he had died. -(SHOUTS) I heard that! 1060 00:47:15,361 --> 00:47:18,967 (BELL TOLLS) 1061 00:47:22,863 --> 00:47:25,633 (HISSES) Ah, fuck. 1062 00:47:25,668 --> 00:47:28,009 -What's wrong? -You can't be serious. 1063 00:47:28,044 --> 00:47:30,836 -About what? -My ribs are broken. 1064 00:47:30,871 --> 00:47:32,607 I came down with a little case of 1065 00:47:32,642 --> 00:47:34,642 12-gauge shotgun to the chest. 1066 00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:37,480 -Remember? -Hey, Breesey, don't worry. 1067 00:47:37,515 --> 00:47:41,121 Sonia's gonna take care of you. This will make you feel better. 1068 00:47:41,156 --> 00:47:43,519 -Thank you. -There you go, baby. 1069 00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:46,852 MALE REPORTER: The auction of artworks 1070 00:47:46,887 --> 00:47:48,964 by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire 1071 00:47:48,999 --> 00:47:51,296 is believed to be the last of a long line of assets 1072 00:47:51,331 --> 00:47:53,001 he's liquidated outside of his homeland. 1073 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,695 FEMALE REPORTER: It is unknown what his motivation 1074 00:47:54,730 --> 00:47:55,971 for selling up in Europe is, 1075 00:47:56,006 --> 00:47:58,501 but analysts are calling it 'financial suicide'. 1076 00:47:58,536 --> 00:48:00,976 MICHAEL: Ooh, that is one helluva security detail. 1077 00:48:01,011 --> 00:48:06,014 -Holy shit! Magnusson. -SONIA AND DARIUS: Who? 1078 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:07,708 Only the Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year 1079 00:48:07,743 --> 00:48:09,116 three years in a row! 1080 00:48:09,151 --> 00:48:10,645 (LAUGHS) They give you motherfuckers awards?! 1081 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,549 Yes, they give us awards and we have conventions and everything. 1082 00:48:13,584 --> 00:48:15,551 Ain't no award for hit man. 1083 00:48:15,586 --> 00:48:18,125 It's called 'lethal injection'. 1084 00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,590 God, look at him. He's so strong, confident. 1085 00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:24,494 -He's like a panther. -Let me see this motherfucker. 1086 00:48:26,762 --> 00:48:29,136 Ooh, shit! Zento! 1087 00:48:29,171 --> 00:48:32,106 That is a good motherfucking hit man right there. 1088 00:48:32,141 --> 00:48:34,042 Took a lot of business from me. 1089 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:37,408 -Find yourself a nest. -I'm gonna take the tower. 1090 00:48:38,543 --> 00:48:41,016 Whoever wants this briefcase is a serious high roller 1091 00:48:41,051 --> 00:48:44,184 'cause Magnusson's fee is astronomical. 1092 00:48:44,219 --> 00:48:47,418 Releasing the package. I want everyone on high alert. 1093 00:48:47,453 --> 00:48:49,882 (SINISTER MUSIC) 1094 00:48:49,917 --> 00:48:52,819 And bingo. 1095 00:48:52,854 --> 00:48:55,492 Oh. That is awful. 1096 00:48:55,527 --> 00:49:00,332 It's like Liberace banged a set of curtains. 1097 00:49:11,543 --> 00:49:13,510 DARIUS: You know that dude? 1098 00:49:15,019 --> 00:49:17,085 I'm not sure. 1099 00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:21,650 Magnusson, three pigeons on the rooftop. 1100 00:49:21,685 --> 00:49:23,157 Let me see this motherfucker. 1101 00:49:25,293 --> 00:49:28,129 -They have the stolen briefcase. -Take the shot. 1102 00:49:29,891 --> 00:49:31,693 Oh, shit! Zento! Gun! 1103 00:49:31,728 --> 00:49:33,827 (RIFLE SHOTS ECHO) 1104 00:49:33,862 --> 00:49:36,137 MAGNUSSON: Get Aristotle to safety now. 1105 00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:41,307 Scatter and converge. Get that case! 1106 00:49:45,511 --> 00:49:47,940 They won't know we have five possible escape routes. 1107 00:49:47,975 --> 00:49:49,678 They have five possible escape routes. 1108 00:49:49,713 --> 00:49:52,021 -(TYRES SCREECH) -(MICHAEL GRUNTS) 1109 00:49:53,783 --> 00:49:55,156 Should've used a decoy. 1110 00:49:55,191 --> 00:49:57,422 MAN OVER RADIO: It appears they have no decoy, sir. 1111 00:49:57,457 --> 00:50:00,623 -My God, they're amateurs. -DARIUS: Alright, let's go! 1112 00:50:00,658 --> 00:50:02,361 -(GRUNTS) -Come on! 1113 00:50:03,859 --> 00:50:06,332 (UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC) 1114 00:50:10,734 --> 00:50:11,931 If you'd listened to me, 1115 00:50:11,966 --> 00:50:13,240 we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting! 1116 00:50:13,275 --> 00:50:15,473 These idiots don't even have an extraction vehicle. 1117 00:50:15,508 --> 00:50:18,311 -(GRUNTS) -Bryce, get to the van! 1118 00:50:18,346 --> 00:50:21,248 Go! Now! 1119 00:50:22,218 --> 00:50:25,153 DARIUS: Move it, Bryce! 1120 00:50:26,255 --> 00:50:28,354 Magnusson recognised me, 1121 00:50:28,389 --> 00:50:30,059 which means he probably knows my moves. 1122 00:50:30,094 --> 00:50:31,588 I don't recognise any of these losers. 1123 00:50:31,623 --> 00:50:35,097 -MAGNUSSON: Shoot to kill. -Bryce, we gotta go! 1124 00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:36,263 -MICHAEL: Just a moment! -(ENGINE STARTS) 1125 00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:38,430 -Got it! Go! -Let's go! 1126 00:50:40,368 --> 00:50:42,599 ('THE BEST' BY TINA TURNER) 1127 00:50:42,634 --> 00:50:48,110 ♪ Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams 1128 00:50:51,610 --> 00:50:52,906 ♪ Speak a language... ♪ 1129 00:50:52,941 --> 00:50:55,810 Parrot is loose. Keep it in sight. 1130 00:50:57,814 --> 00:50:59,550 SONIA: Breese, watch out! 1131 00:51:00,982 --> 00:51:03,488 ♪ Mmm, it can't be wrong... ♪ 1132 00:51:04,623 --> 00:51:06,128 Wow! 1133 00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:08,889 Wow, this guy's handling skills are actually incredible. 1134 00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:11,694 -♪ You're simply the best... ♪ -(CAR HORN TOOTS) 1135 00:51:11,729 --> 00:51:13,894 I just wanted to say it's an absolute honour 1136 00:51:13,929 --> 00:51:16,864 to be engaged in a car chase with someone of your skill set. 1137 00:51:16,899 --> 00:51:20,373 Thank you. I really appreciate that. 1138 00:51:20,408 --> 00:51:22,738 Steve McQueen ain't got shit on you. 1139 00:51:22,773 --> 00:51:24,146 I think that's the first time 1140 00:51:24,181 --> 00:51:26,115 you've ever said anything nice to me. 1141 00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:30,009 -♪ You're simply the best. ♪ -(HORN BLARES) 1142 00:51:30,044 --> 00:51:32,814 (HORN BLARES) 1143 00:51:33,817 --> 00:51:36,224 Bryce! Bryce! 1144 00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,985 SONIA: Get in the car, Darius. Go, go, go! 1145 00:51:39,020 --> 00:51:42,527 -(HORN BLARES) -Bryce, what the fuck?! 1146 00:51:42,562 --> 00:51:45,101 Move, motherfucker! 1147 00:51:46,236 --> 00:51:47,961 What the fuck did you give him? 1148 00:51:47,996 --> 00:51:49,732 (BOTH GROAN) 1149 00:51:49,767 --> 00:51:51,536 Just painkillers. 1150 00:51:53,309 --> 00:51:55,639 But he's so fucking delicate. 1151 00:51:56,708 --> 00:51:58,807 Parrot is flying west. Keep it in sight. 1152 00:51:58,842 --> 00:52:02,041 -(TYRES SCREECH) -(GUNSHOTS) 1153 00:52:02,076 --> 00:52:05,880 Oh, no! Not the stairs, motherfucker! 1154 00:52:09,886 --> 00:52:12,117 I'm not wearing a sports bra! 1155 00:52:12,152 --> 00:52:14,790 -(BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS) -(GASPS) 1156 00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,431 -(WOMAN SCREAMS) -(MAN SHOUTS) 1157 00:52:20,501 --> 00:52:23,667 -Ah! -Jesus, this guy's a lunatic. 1158 00:52:25,165 --> 00:52:28,309 This is no fucking honeymoon, motherfucker! 1159 00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:31,004 This is shittymoon! 1160 00:52:31,039 --> 00:52:33,138 I'd say we had a pretty great fucking day! 1161 00:52:33,173 --> 00:52:35,547 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Shopping. 1162 00:52:38,354 --> 00:52:40,453 -(SCREAMS) -(TYRES SCREECH) 1163 00:52:42,017 --> 00:52:43,258 Wine-tasting. 1164 00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:44,919 Yeah, with someone else's money! 1165 00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:46,987 -Flowers. -(TYRES SCREECH) 1166 00:52:47,022 --> 00:52:48,758 (SCREAMS) 1167 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,202 -(METAL SCRAPES) -Mamma mia! 1168 00:52:53,237 --> 00:52:54,401 One bird still remaining in flight. 1169 00:52:54,436 --> 00:52:56,161 (SINGS) ♪ Fucking opera! ♪ 1170 00:52:56,196 --> 00:52:58,801 And you fell asleep, motherfucker! 1171 00:52:59,771 --> 00:53:03,036 Good afternoon. I'd like to offer up a ceasefire. 1172 00:53:03,071 --> 00:53:04,103 Oh. 1173 00:53:04,138 --> 00:53:05,511 You hand over that briefcase 1174 00:53:05,546 --> 00:53:06,974 and I'll gladly undo that bracelet. 1175 00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:09,009 -SONIA: Sure. -(TYRES SCREECH) 1176 00:53:09,044 --> 00:53:11,143 Bugger me. 1177 00:53:11,178 --> 00:53:13,321 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 1178 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:16,489 Ah, that's the end of Breese's idol. 1179 00:53:16,524 --> 00:53:18,227 (PANTS) 1180 00:53:18,262 --> 00:53:20,955 Parrot's flying south. Get the case. 1181 00:53:23,861 --> 00:53:25,762 Oh, no, por favor! 1182 00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,833 When I say "now", crack your door. 1183 00:53:30,868 --> 00:53:32,901 And... 1184 00:53:32,936 --> 00:53:34,606 ..now! 1185 00:53:43,881 --> 00:53:45,881 Oh, fuck! 1186 00:53:45,916 --> 00:53:47,751 -(BRACELET BEEPS RAPIDLY) -Oh! 1187 00:53:48,787 --> 00:53:50,325 -Ah! -Oh, fuck! 1188 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:54,263 -(BRACELET BEEPS RAPIDLY) -Oh, my God! I'm gonna die! 1189 00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:55,891 -Oh, my God! -I got you. 1190 00:53:55,926 --> 00:53:57,596 I got you! Calm down! 1191 00:53:59,468 --> 00:54:01,831 -Argh! -(BEEPING SLOWS) 1192 00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:06,506 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 1193 00:54:08,345 --> 00:54:11,940 -(LAUGHS) -Oh, yes! 1194 00:54:11,975 --> 00:54:15,042 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1195 00:54:15,077 --> 00:54:17,319 Shit. 1196 00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:19,981 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me! 1197 00:54:21,787 --> 00:54:23,259 (YELLS) 1198 00:54:29,058 --> 00:54:31,124 What the fuck?! 1199 00:54:31,159 --> 00:54:33,027 -(YELLS) -(SONIA GASPS) 1200 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,935 Dive! 1201 00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:49,010 -Did we lose them? -(TRUCK HORN HONKS) 1202 00:54:50,552 --> 00:54:52,816 -(TRUCK HORN HONKS) -No, you didn't lose them! 1203 00:54:54,050 --> 00:54:55,753 -(HORN BLARES) -Oh, shit! 1204 00:55:07,063 --> 00:55:09,371 Oh, shit! 1205 00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,373 -(WAILS) -Sonia! 1206 00:55:11,408 --> 00:55:13,001 Get the fuck back in the car! 1207 00:55:13,036 --> 00:55:14,970 Are you trying to get rid of me? 1208 00:55:15,005 --> 00:55:17,038 Swinging out the fucking car?! 1209 00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:22,615 Motherfucker's reloading. Take the wheel. 1210 00:55:24,047 --> 00:55:26,014 -(GROANS) -(PANTS HEAVILY) 1211 00:55:26,049 --> 00:55:27,323 (GRUNTS) 1212 00:55:31,318 --> 00:55:33,560 (PILOTS GRUNT) 1213 00:55:34,992 --> 00:55:37,432 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) Argh! 1214 00:55:40,668 --> 00:55:42,437 -(PANTS) -What are you doing? 1215 00:55:42,472 --> 00:55:43,900 -Hang on, baby! -Darius! 1216 00:55:43,935 --> 00:55:47,002 BOTH: Oh, fuck! 1217 00:55:50,942 --> 00:55:54,042 -(PANTS) -(SIGHS) Ooh. 1218 00:55:55,045 --> 00:55:56,814 (SHOVEL CLANGS) 1219 00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:02,985 They didn't wear their seatbelts. 1220 00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:04,954 REPORTER ON TV: The three fugitives responsible for 1221 00:56:04,989 --> 00:56:07,220 a nightclub shootout in Portofino last night... 1222 00:56:07,255 --> 00:56:08,694 Phone call for you, sir. 1223 00:56:08,729 --> 00:56:11,059 ..and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy. 1224 00:56:11,094 --> 00:56:12,258 Our world news correspondent... 1225 00:56:12,293 --> 00:56:13,325 Yeah? 1226 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,601 Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, 1227 00:56:14,636 --> 00:56:17,197 but the three fugitives managed to escape. 1228 00:56:17,232 --> 00:56:19,738 ..police search for disgraced bodyguard Michael Bryce, 1229 00:56:19,773 --> 00:56:22,202 international con woman Sonia Kincaid... 1230 00:56:22,237 --> 00:56:26,844 When you find them, I want them alive. 1231 00:56:26,879 --> 00:56:31,783 (SINGS) ♪ You're asleep, little Breese 1232 00:56:31,818 --> 00:56:35,721 ♪ Can you please wake the fuck up? 1233 00:56:35,756 --> 00:56:39,527 ♪ In your slumber, think of Sonia 1234 00:56:39,562 --> 00:56:43,058 ♪ And the bomb that's on her wrist. ♪ 1235 00:56:43,093 --> 00:56:44,763 (MICHAEL GRUNTS AND MUTTERS) 1236 00:56:44,798 --> 00:56:49,196 Hey! What the fuck were those pills? 1237 00:56:49,231 --> 00:56:52,232 -It's just lithium. -Lithium?! 1238 00:56:52,267 --> 00:56:54,641 Baby, lithium's not pain medication. 1239 00:56:54,676 --> 00:56:58,205 It's to manage my stress, Darius, and stress IS pain. 1240 00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,646 Breesey, you want some more? 1241 00:56:59,681 --> 00:57:02,209 (STAMMERS) Don't you come anywhere near me. 1242 00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:04,409 I've had it with you two. 1243 00:57:04,444 --> 00:57:07,819 I'm sorry to say this, Sonia, but you are crazy. 1244 00:57:07,854 --> 00:57:10,525 Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker, you can't talk to my wife that way. 1245 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,594 Why not? She'd make a terrible mother. 1246 00:57:13,629 --> 00:57:16,795 I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care. 1247 00:57:16,830 --> 00:57:20,326 You need to apologise to Sonia right the fuck now. 1248 00:57:20,361 --> 00:57:22,229 Oh, fuck this. "You gotta apologise..." 1249 00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:23,670 What, are you gonna shoot me now? 1250 00:57:23,705 --> 00:57:26,970 Father of the Year right here. Can't wait. 1251 00:57:27,775 --> 00:57:29,335 Hey! Hey, where you going, motherfucker? 1252 00:57:29,370 --> 00:57:30,611 I said, "Apologise!" 1253 00:57:30,646 --> 00:57:34,582 Well, I'm just gonna ride the lithium out. Whoo! 1254 00:57:35,409 --> 00:57:37,585 (SCOFFS AND WHISPERS) Fuck. 1255 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,686 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 1256 00:57:39,721 --> 00:57:41,721 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 1257 00:57:41,756 --> 00:57:43,591 Future Michael, I'm really lost. 1258 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:45,021 -Give me a sign. -(PHONE BEEPS) 1259 00:57:45,056 --> 00:57:47,089 RECORDING: Your service is currently out of range. 1260 00:57:47,124 --> 00:57:50,125 Goddamn it. F... 1261 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:54,063 Now those two psychos are trying to ruin my life. 1262 00:57:58,102 --> 00:58:00,135 Babe, you alright? 1263 00:58:02,777 --> 00:58:04,469 I'm great. 1264 00:58:04,504 --> 00:58:10,277 I mean, our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery. 1265 00:58:10,312 --> 00:58:12,653 I don't have a foetus in my womb, 1266 00:58:12,688 --> 00:58:15,755 but I do have a bomb on my wrist. 1267 00:58:15,790 --> 00:58:20,122 In other words, this lifestyle that you dragged me into 1268 00:58:20,157 --> 00:58:21,893 has made me a horrendous mother 1269 00:58:21,928 --> 00:58:23,829 of the children we don't even have. 1270 00:58:23,864 --> 00:58:25,534 In other words, this is all your fault! 1271 00:58:25,569 --> 00:58:26,898 How the fuck is this my fault? 1272 00:58:26,933 --> 00:58:28,603 Now, if I remember, I didn't meet you 1273 00:58:28,638 --> 00:58:29,901 at no goddamn debutante ball. 1274 00:58:29,936 --> 00:58:32,365 -What? -MICHAEL: Took a bullet for him. 1275 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,136 Took a bullet for her. 1276 00:58:34,171 --> 00:58:35,544 Yeah, old Bryce is just 1277 00:58:35,579 --> 00:58:39,042 everybody's favourite little bullet caddy, isn't he? 1278 00:58:39,077 --> 00:58:41,176 (PANTS AND WHEEZES) 1279 00:58:41,211 --> 00:58:46,115 OK, game on. Come on. 1280 00:58:46,150 --> 00:58:47,985 Give me a sign. 1281 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:49,987 Any sign. 1282 00:58:50,022 --> 00:58:51,527 Please. 1283 00:58:52,321 --> 00:58:55,256 OK, that is a sign, it's just not the one I'm looking for. 1284 00:58:55,291 --> 00:58:57,291 (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 1285 00:59:01,165 --> 00:59:04,870 Anything. Anything at all! 1286 00:59:05,873 --> 00:59:07,840 (AEROPLANE RUMBLES OVERHEAD) 1287 00:59:11,175 --> 00:59:14,044 I see what you're doing. I... 1288 00:59:14,079 --> 00:59:17,685 You wanna play ball? We're gonna play ball. 1289 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,017 Take some responsibility for your shit! 1290 00:59:20,052 --> 00:59:21,447 Sonia, it ain't my goddamn fault! 1291 00:59:21,482 --> 00:59:22,756 -MICHAEL: Hey. -You're really making me... 1292 00:59:22,791 --> 00:59:24,725 -MICHAEL: Hey! -What? 1293 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,255 I said some awful stuff back there 1294 00:59:27,290 --> 00:59:30,764 because I was involuntarily administered lithium. 1295 00:59:31,558 --> 00:59:32,997 Apology accepted. 1296 00:59:33,032 --> 00:59:37,298 I'm not apologising. But I know someone who can help us out. 1297 00:59:42,404 --> 00:59:45,647 (SOMBRE HORN MUSIC) 1298 00:59:46,540 --> 00:59:49,816 Is this like that gun thing? You can't press doorbells either? 1299 00:59:49,851 --> 00:59:55,052 It's just I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my licence. 1300 00:59:55,087 --> 00:59:58,550 (LAUGHS) So, you're admitting you're unlicensed. 1301 00:59:58,585 --> 01:00:00,827 You don't understand. 1302 01:00:03,260 --> 01:00:05,326 He's the greatest bodyguard who ever lived... 1303 01:00:05,361 --> 01:00:06,734 (EPIC MUSIC) 1304 01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:09,836 ..and I'm just...me. 1305 01:00:09,871 --> 01:00:11,673 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1306 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:13,532 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 1307 01:00:13,567 --> 01:00:17,371 (HINGES CREAK) 1308 01:00:17,406 --> 01:00:19,142 Fuck! 1309 01:00:21,179 --> 01:00:22,574 Alright. 1310 01:00:22,609 --> 01:00:25,951 (MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC) 1311 01:00:27,383 --> 01:00:29,020 (SIGHS) 1312 01:00:29,055 --> 01:00:31,616 MAID: Mr Bryce out back. He chop the wood. 1313 01:00:31,651 --> 01:00:35,488 He be a moment. I'll get you some water. 1314 01:00:35,523 --> 01:00:36,962 (LAUGHS) 1315 01:00:36,997 --> 01:00:41,230 DARIUS: This Triple-A shit is a family fantasy. 1316 01:00:44,070 --> 01:00:45,872 (CLEARS THROAT) 1317 01:00:47,205 --> 01:00:50,239 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 1318 01:00:51,341 --> 01:00:53,440 Hey, Papa. 1319 01:00:54,245 --> 01:00:56,080 I never imagined I'd be coming home like this. 1320 01:00:56,115 --> 01:00:59,281 I always thought it would be under different circumstances. 1321 01:00:59,316 --> 01:01:04,154 As I'm sure you know, my... my licence is under review. 1322 01:01:04,189 --> 01:01:06,519 (GENTLE MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 1323 01:01:06,554 --> 01:01:09,093 I'm sorry for being such a disgrace. 1324 01:01:09,964 --> 01:01:12,734 We really need your help. 1325 01:01:13,594 --> 01:01:19,169 Out there in the world, you're an unlicensed protection agent, 1326 01:01:19,204 --> 01:01:20,632 but here... 1327 01:01:20,667 --> 01:01:22,271 (SLURPS) 1328 01:01:22,306 --> 01:01:25,604 ..here you are my son 1329 01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:27,276 and this is your home. 1330 01:01:28,510 --> 01:01:29,883 (CHOKES, SOBS) 1331 01:01:29,918 --> 01:01:32,347 (SOULFUL ORGAN MUSIC) 1332 01:01:32,382 --> 01:01:35,284 What the fuck?! 1333 01:01:36,485 --> 01:01:37,858 Aww! 1334 01:01:39,158 --> 01:01:40,762 (MUSIC STOPS) 1335 01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:43,358 Just chill. 1336 01:01:43,393 --> 01:01:45,866 I'm trying to have a long awaited moment with my dad. 1337 01:01:45,901 --> 01:01:47,835 I get it. You're freaking out. 1338 01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:50,266 -He's...he's...he's... -A legend. Yes. 1339 01:01:50,301 --> 01:01:52,807 That's weird for you, but, to me, he's just Papa. 1340 01:01:52,842 --> 01:01:54,204 No, I'm freaked out because... 1341 01:01:54,239 --> 01:01:56,404 Because his voice is so deeply rich in its timbre? 1342 01:01:56,439 --> 01:01:58,472 Yes. It's remarkable, but a lot of people sound... 1343 01:01:58,507 --> 01:01:59,913 No, motherfucker, it's not his voice. 1344 01:01:59,948 --> 01:02:02,245 -It's the fact that he... -Is a published author? 1345 01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:06,018 Huh? What is it, Darius? 1346 01:02:06,053 --> 01:02:07,954 Spit it out, 'cause, frankly, 1347 01:02:07,989 --> 01:02:10,154 it's exhausting to hear you beat about the bush. 1348 01:02:10,189 --> 01:02:12,684 -'Around', Junior. -I'm sorry? 1349 01:02:12,719 --> 01:02:16,798 The expression is 'beat around the bush'. 1350 01:02:17,592 --> 01:02:19,460 -(WHISPERS) Interesting. -It's 'around'. 1351 01:02:19,495 --> 01:02:21,869 -Sorry, I'm... -I know who you are. 1352 01:02:21,904 --> 01:02:23,497 I watch the news. 1353 01:02:23,532 --> 01:02:25,840 (CHUCKLES) 1354 01:02:26,634 --> 01:02:28,502 Hello, my dear. 1355 01:02:30,044 --> 01:02:31,912 Nice to meet you, Mr Breese father. 1356 01:02:31,947 --> 01:02:34,948 -My pleasure. -You have a lovely son. 1357 01:02:34,983 --> 01:02:36,609 Can we have it removed? 1358 01:02:36,644 --> 01:02:39,414 Well, we'll do our best. 1359 01:02:39,449 --> 01:02:41,856 -Giuseppe? -Yes, sir. 1360 01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:44,859 Make arrangements for a safe house 1361 01:02:44,894 --> 01:02:49,028 and the necessary equipment to unlink a TI-47. 1362 01:02:51,065 --> 01:02:54,264 When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was black? 1363 01:02:54,299 --> 01:02:57,498 Stepdad. And I fail to see how that's relevant. 1364 01:02:57,533 --> 01:03:01,634 Why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate? 1365 01:03:01,669 --> 01:03:03,845 -Yeah. -Relevant? Heart? Hate? 1366 01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:05,275 What the fuck are you talking about? 1367 01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:07,211 -You know exactly what I'm... -Alright now, boys, boys... 1368 01:03:07,246 --> 01:03:10,643 -I'm sorry, Papa. -No bickering under my roof, OK? 1369 01:03:10,678 --> 01:03:12,744 -Understood. -Who's hungry? 1370 01:03:12,779 --> 01:03:14,889 -I can eat. -Good, good. 1371 01:03:14,924 --> 01:03:17,892 -Hungry? -I'm a little peckish. 1372 01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:21,159 (DEBUSSY'S 'CLAIR DE LUNE') 1373 01:03:27,431 --> 01:03:33,600 These are all the bullets Dad's taken for heads of state. 1374 01:03:33,635 --> 01:03:36,141 Ooh, impressive. 1375 01:03:36,176 --> 01:03:39,177 Nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man. 1376 01:03:39,212 --> 01:03:44,413 -Yeah, I've taken 20 myself. -I took a bullet. 1377 01:03:45,515 --> 01:03:48,516 -Yeah? -Yeah, for...for Darius. 1378 01:03:48,551 --> 01:03:50,815 I saved his life. Right, Darius? 1379 01:03:50,850 --> 01:03:52,157 (MUFFLED PUNCH) 1380 01:03:52,192 --> 01:03:54,654 Breese took a bullet for my husband at The Hague. 1381 01:03:54,689 --> 01:03:56,524 He was very brave. 1382 01:03:56,559 --> 01:03:59,560 Check it out. Right there. 1383 01:04:00,794 --> 01:04:02,662 Bryce, that looks like a freckle. 1384 01:04:03,500 --> 01:04:06,435 He also took a shotgun blast for me last night. 1385 01:04:06,470 --> 01:04:08,833 Well, actually, well, I was wearing Kevlar. 1386 01:04:08,868 --> 01:04:11,770 Kevlar? Real Triple-As never wear Kevlar. 1387 01:04:11,805 --> 01:04:13,145 (DARIUS SNORTS) 1388 01:04:13,180 --> 01:04:15,807 Course, knowing Bryce and his trusty penknife, 1389 01:04:15,842 --> 01:04:17,677 he'll have the danger all taken care of 1390 01:04:17,712 --> 01:04:19,184 before it even gets to that. 1391 01:04:19,219 --> 01:04:20,812 (DARIUS AND BRYCE SENIOR LAUGH) 1392 01:04:20,847 --> 01:04:23,925 You...you laugh, but countless heads of state 1393 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,784 have been taken out by the penknife. 1394 01:04:25,819 --> 01:04:27,357 No-one sees it coming. 1395 01:04:28,591 --> 01:04:32,428 Ah, yes, Elena's gelato. 1396 01:04:33,233 --> 01:04:34,936 (VOICE ECHOES) Best gelato this side... 1397 01:04:34,971 --> 01:04:36,399 (VOICE FADES) 1398 01:04:36,434 --> 01:04:39,204 (LOW, THREATENING MUSIC) 1399 01:04:39,239 --> 01:04:41,404 (BRYCE SENIOR ECHOES) Bryce? 1400 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,143 Excuse me a moment. 1401 01:04:44,178 --> 01:04:45,771 Bryce. 1402 01:04:45,806 --> 01:04:47,916 Bryce? 1403 01:04:47,951 --> 01:04:49,511 What's wrong with him? 1404 01:04:49,546 --> 01:04:51,579 It's the gelato. 1405 01:04:53,451 --> 01:04:56,584 I forgot. It's a trigger. 1406 01:04:56,619 --> 01:05:00,456 -DARIUS: Why? -(SIGHS) 1407 01:05:00,491 --> 01:05:04,856 All of Bryce's memories are with his mother. 1408 01:05:04,891 --> 01:05:09,102 She used to call him her 'little bodyguard'. 1409 01:05:09,137 --> 01:05:13,337 Every Sunday, she would take Bryce to the amusement park. 1410 01:05:13,372 --> 01:05:16,769 But it wasn't the rides he was interested in. 1411 01:05:16,804 --> 01:05:20,608 It was the gelato. 1412 01:05:20,643 --> 01:05:22,775 Oh, yes. 1413 01:05:22,810 --> 01:05:24,348 Bryce weighed the pros and cons 1414 01:05:24,383 --> 01:05:28,022 of rocky road versus lavender fig. 1415 01:05:28,057 --> 01:05:30,057 It seemed endless. 1416 01:05:30,092 --> 01:05:34,127 Then what happened? Did he choose the wrong flavour? 1417 01:05:34,162 --> 01:05:37,856 BRYCE SENIOR: No, my dear. Fate chose his mother. 1418 01:05:37,891 --> 01:05:39,792 To this day, I have no idea 1419 01:05:39,827 --> 01:05:43,928 why a full-figured 290-pound Italian man 1420 01:05:43,963 --> 01:05:45,930 wanted to ride the Paratrooper. 1421 01:05:45,965 --> 01:05:49,241 -Truth is, I don't wanna know. -(GROAN ECHOES) 1422 01:05:49,276 --> 01:05:51,738 Some things are best left unsaid. 1423 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:54,312 -(SCREAMS) -(GIRLS SCREAM) 1424 01:05:54,347 --> 01:05:58,250 And Bryce, well, he chose to blame himself. 1425 01:05:59,187 --> 01:06:01,253 That's why he loves seatbelts. 1426 01:06:01,288 --> 01:06:04,586 Still doesn't explain why he's so annoying. 1427 01:06:07,327 --> 01:06:09,129 You're annoying. 1428 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:15,531 (SNIFFS) 1429 01:06:15,566 --> 01:06:17,533 (GRUNTS) 1430 01:06:19,570 --> 01:06:21,339 Hi. Hi. Hi. 1431 01:06:21,374 --> 01:06:23,374 -Are you OK? -I'm fine. I'm fine. 1432 01:06:23,409 --> 01:06:26,245 -Do you want me to push you? -No, no, no, no, no. Thank you. 1433 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:32,383 I just... I cry sometimes when I'm awake, so... 1434 01:06:32,418 --> 01:06:35,122 Your father told us what happened to your mother. 1435 01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:39,852 Ah, if I'd just ordered peach gelato a minute sooner, 1436 01:06:39,887 --> 01:06:41,788 she'd still be alive. 1437 01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:43,328 It's my fault. My bad. I get it. 1438 01:06:43,363 --> 01:06:46,727 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not your fault. 1439 01:06:46,762 --> 01:06:48,168 You cannot blame yourself. 1440 01:06:48,203 --> 01:06:50,962 I mean, it's perfectly normal to feel guilty. 1441 01:06:50,997 --> 01:06:53,305 I understand you better than you think. 1442 01:06:53,340 --> 01:06:56,638 My mother was eaten by a shark. 1443 01:06:58,378 --> 01:07:02,314 You know, seeing your mother being devoured by a beast, 1444 01:07:02,349 --> 01:07:05,581 it can really traumatise you - more than you can think. 1445 01:07:05,616 --> 01:07:10,157 But my God, has it done a number on you, honey. 1446 01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:15,327 I mean, you are fucked up in more ways than I can count. 1447 01:07:15,362 --> 01:07:17,263 -Now it all makes sense... -Yeah. 1448 01:07:17,298 --> 01:07:19,364 ..including your obsession with my boobs. 1449 01:07:19,399 --> 01:07:22,565 What? I'm sorry. Did you say... With your boobs? 1450 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:24,864 I've never thought about your boobs, not even once. 1451 01:07:24,899 --> 01:07:27,867 Come on, you're obsessed with my boobs. 1452 01:07:27,902 --> 01:07:29,275 Jesus Christ, alright. 1453 01:07:29,310 --> 01:07:32,740 When you saved me, you very gently cupped your hands 1454 01:07:32,775 --> 01:07:36,447 and pushed me by the boobs to save me from the bullet. 1455 01:07:36,482 --> 01:07:38,449 Not a lot of alternative real estate there. 1456 01:07:38,484 --> 01:07:41,518 I could hear the little boy inside of you, screaming, 1457 01:07:41,553 --> 01:07:44,224 "Mommy, please don't die! I need you!" 1458 01:07:44,259 --> 01:07:45,918 I don't think that's what I was screaming. 1459 01:07:45,953 --> 01:07:48,327 I don't sound like that... at all. 1460 01:07:48,362 --> 01:07:50,428 If it makes you feel any better... 1461 01:07:50,463 --> 01:07:51,858 It doesn't. 1462 01:07:51,893 --> 01:07:54,102 ..I cannot eat gelato either. 1463 01:07:54,137 --> 01:07:56,203 Right. Doesn't make me feel better. I don't care. 1464 01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:58,062 I'm lactose-intolerant. 1465 01:07:58,097 --> 01:08:00,999 I still don't care, so... 1466 01:08:01,034 --> 01:08:03,243 I'm gonna head back inside. 1467 01:08:03,278 --> 01:08:05,575 I think they're serving, um, self-esteem. 1468 01:08:05,610 --> 01:08:10,316 OK. Hey, this was great. It was really, really great. 1469 01:08:10,351 --> 01:08:11,944 To get to the safe house... 1470 01:08:11,979 --> 01:08:14,584 Excellent. Excellent. Thank you very much. 1471 01:08:14,619 --> 01:08:17,125 So, we just go up here and make a right. 1472 01:08:18,161 --> 01:08:22,559 Good news. My contact says everything is all set. 1473 01:08:22,594 --> 01:08:25,430 We'll have that TI-47 off you in no time. 1474 01:08:25,465 --> 01:08:28,169 Meanwhile, I'll sort everything out with Interpol. 1475 01:08:28,204 --> 01:08:32,437 Sonia. Let's let 'em have a moment together. 1476 01:08:33,638 --> 01:08:35,275 Bryce... 1477 01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:38,806 ..I'm... 1478 01:08:38,841 --> 01:08:41,611 ..sorry about the gelato. 1479 01:08:42,977 --> 01:08:44,746 Hey... 1480 01:08:44,781 --> 01:08:48,420 A lot of guys lose their licence and never come back. 1481 01:08:48,455 --> 01:08:51,489 Look at you. You're gonna be a hero. 1482 01:08:51,524 --> 01:08:53,293 (LAUGHS) 1483 01:08:53,328 --> 01:08:55,526 I'll come down to the safe house and see you 1484 01:08:55,561 --> 01:08:58,232 after I've got some more information. 1485 01:08:58,267 --> 01:09:00,531 I'll also have a talk with the review board, 1486 01:09:00,566 --> 01:09:03,699 see to it you get a good hearing. 1487 01:09:03,734 --> 01:09:06,900 Thank you. Thank you, Dad. 1488 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:08,704 No worries. 1489 01:09:09,773 --> 01:09:11,542 Oh, Bryce... 1490 01:09:12,545 --> 01:09:14,512 Take the Jag. 1491 01:09:15,515 --> 01:09:16,811 The Jag? 1492 01:09:16,846 --> 01:09:19,385 The one I wasn't even allowed to look at as a kid? 1493 01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:21,915 (CHUCKLES) You've earned it. 1494 01:09:21,950 --> 01:09:23,686 (LAUGHS) 1495 01:09:23,721 --> 01:09:25,292 THE JAEDES: ♪ Oh, baby 1496 01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:29,791 ♪ Uh, uh, what did I do? Oh, baby... ♪ 1497 01:09:29,826 --> 01:09:32,365 -MICHAEL: Oh! -(DARIUS LAUGHS) 1498 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,027 Damn, I love this motherfucking car. 1499 01:09:35,062 --> 01:09:37,128 -Yeah! -But you love me more. 1500 01:09:37,163 --> 01:09:39,097 -Ooh, baby! -Whoo! 1501 01:09:39,132 --> 01:09:41,209 MICHAEL: I'm in love with love! 1502 01:09:43,004 --> 01:09:44,410 ♪ Sweeter than honey, girl 1503 01:09:44,445 --> 01:09:47,347 ♪ You can brighten up my day... ♪ 1504 01:09:47,382 --> 01:09:49,415 Can we just acknowledge for one second 1505 01:09:49,450 --> 01:09:52,550 that not only are we safe... 1506 01:09:52,585 --> 01:09:55,388 ..but I think I'm gonna get my licence back, 1507 01:09:55,423 --> 01:09:58,523 all because of my father. 1508 01:09:58,558 --> 01:10:01,229 I'm so happy for you, Breese. 1509 01:10:02,562 --> 01:10:04,364 Baby... 1510 01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:07,664 (SIGHS) 1511 01:10:07,699 --> 01:10:10,469 There's something I've been meaning to tell you. 1512 01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:12,999 -(DART WHISTLES) -I... (SNORTS) 1513 01:10:13,034 --> 01:10:15,199 -What? -(DART WHISTLES) 1514 01:10:15,234 --> 01:10:17,168 You know, I think I'm gonna join Dad's agency. 1515 01:10:17,203 --> 01:10:19,280 -(DART WHISTLES) -"Bryce and Son". 1516 01:10:20,140 --> 01:10:21,975 That sounds... 1517 01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:23,878 A little cotton mouth. Whoa. 1518 01:10:24,683 --> 01:10:27,981 Sounds... You guys just can't keep your hands off each other. 1519 01:10:28,984 --> 01:10:30,456 (EXHALES) 1520 01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:37,298 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 1521 01:10:41,865 --> 01:10:43,064 MICHAEL: This feels familiar. 1522 01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:45,603 DARIUS: I don't spend that much time with my head in bags. 1523 01:10:45,638 --> 01:10:47,605 MICHAEL: You think maybe once you could spot the ambush? 1524 01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:49,607 -DARIUS: Oh. -Watch my hair, motherfucker. 1525 01:10:49,642 --> 01:10:53,413 -(DARIUS GROANS) -No way! Mags! 1526 01:10:54,207 --> 01:10:55,514 Huge fan! 1527 01:10:55,549 --> 01:10:57,978 Are you seriously dick-riding right now? 1528 01:10:58,013 --> 01:10:59,320 100%. He's my hero. 1529 01:10:59,355 --> 01:11:01,212 (E-CIGARETTE RASPS) 1530 01:11:01,247 --> 01:11:03,258 I'm thinking about getting into vaping. 1531 01:11:04,327 --> 01:11:06,558 Seems like the right thing to do. 1532 01:11:09,530 --> 01:11:13,862 What in the A-double-money-sign is that? 1533 01:11:13,897 --> 01:11:16,931 (SINISTER MUSIC) 1534 01:11:21,509 --> 01:11:25,445 Aristotle Papdopolous. 1535 01:11:28,307 --> 01:11:30,615 My little souvlaki. 1536 01:11:32,113 --> 01:11:34,014 My sweet bougatsa. 1537 01:11:37,019 --> 01:11:38,722 My darling. 1538 01:11:39,692 --> 01:11:42,363 I thought I had lost you forever. 1539 01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:44,926 So many sleepless nights. 1540 01:11:44,961 --> 01:11:49,403 So long have I wandered in a maze of despair. 1541 01:11:49,438 --> 01:11:54,474 Uh, anybody wanna tell me what the fuck's going on here? 1542 01:11:55,708 --> 01:11:58,379 (ECHOES) Monaco. 1543 01:11:58,414 --> 01:12:00,645 A girl who had lost her way, 1544 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:05,485 turning tricks with wealthy men at craps tables. 1545 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:09,555 But when she met a mysterious Greek man, 1546 01:12:09,590 --> 01:12:13,284 he taught her there was more to life. 1547 01:12:13,319 --> 01:12:16,056 A life of art, 1548 01:12:16,091 --> 01:12:17,827 literature, 1549 01:12:17,862 --> 01:12:20,632 dance and passion. 1550 01:12:20,667 --> 01:12:25,802 She learned to appreciate the finest things in life. 1551 01:12:25,837 --> 01:12:28,409 But when the cheap decking aboard his megayacht 1552 01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:31,544 snapped her beautiful Gucci heel, 1553 01:12:31,579 --> 01:12:35,482 fate took another turn. 1554 01:12:36,452 --> 01:12:38,452 She was found by fishermen. 1555 01:12:38,487 --> 01:12:40,520 She laid in bed for weeks 1556 01:12:40,555 --> 01:12:46,053 and when she finally woke, she had amnesia. 1557 01:12:46,088 --> 01:12:49,991 Now seeing your face 1558 01:12:50,026 --> 01:12:54,600 and listening to your voice so closely to my ear, 1559 01:12:54,635 --> 01:12:57,735 it all came rushing back to me. 1560 01:12:57,770 --> 01:13:00,672 -You've cured me. -ARISTOTLE: Mm. 1561 01:13:02,038 --> 01:13:03,411 Can you put the hood back on? 1562 01:13:03,446 --> 01:13:05,710 You got history with this motherfucker? 1563 01:13:05,745 --> 01:13:08,449 ARISTOTLE: And if I'd known earlier 1564 01:13:08,484 --> 01:13:10,946 it was you who had my case, 1565 01:13:10,981 --> 01:13:12,552 I would have ensured 1566 01:13:12,587 --> 01:13:16,149 you were treated like the Aphrodite you are. 1567 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:17,755 Thank you. 1568 01:13:17,790 --> 01:13:19,823 -ARISTOTLE: Have these two... -Oh. 1569 01:13:19,858 --> 01:13:24,190 ..brought to Lucas and Francesco in my torture chambers. 1570 01:13:24,225 --> 01:13:25,730 Torture chamber? 1571 01:13:25,765 --> 01:13:28,469 -Did he say, "Cha-cha chamber?" -No, motherfucker, he did not! 1572 01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:29,899 Perhaps one day 1573 01:13:29,934 --> 01:13:34,475 you'll learn that great men don't need to stoop to vulgarity 1574 01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:35,872 to express themselves. 1575 01:13:35,907 --> 01:13:38,105 Oh, I know how to express myself, motherfucker. 1576 01:13:38,140 --> 01:13:39,480 -Take them away. -Believe me. 1577 01:13:39,515 --> 01:13:41,009 I have not begun to express myself. 1578 01:13:41,044 --> 01:13:43,275 MICHAEL: Do we have separate torture chambers? 1579 01:13:43,310 --> 01:13:45,816 (DARIUS SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 1580 01:13:45,851 --> 01:13:49,754 ARISTOTLE: The final piece of my master plan - 1581 01:13:49,789 --> 01:13:53,890 to win justice for Europe's atrocities. 1582 01:13:54,794 --> 01:13:59,434 Take it to the technology centre and have my yacht prepared. 1583 01:14:04,034 --> 01:14:05,198 (BRACELET BEEPS) 1584 01:14:09,435 --> 01:14:11,336 Come with me. 1585 01:14:11,371 --> 01:14:14,042 I have something to show you. 1586 01:14:16,244 --> 01:14:19,344 (DEBUSSY'S 'CLAIR DE LUNE') 1587 01:14:19,379 --> 01:14:21,049 (GASPS) 1588 01:14:22,987 --> 01:14:26,461 The room we dreamed of building together. 1589 01:14:27,288 --> 01:14:29,057 Oh, amazing. 1590 01:14:29,928 --> 01:14:34,568 Yes, I had it completed after you disappeared 1591 01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:39,001 in the hope it would be a beacon for your return. 1592 01:14:42,809 --> 01:14:46,778 You ever think that...that maybe she's conning you? 1593 01:14:46,813 --> 01:14:47,845 What? 1594 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:50,342 I'm just saying, she's a con woman. 1595 01:14:50,377 --> 01:14:52,245 That's what con women do. 1596 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:55,556 Con person? Person? I don't know how you say that. 1597 01:14:55,591 --> 01:14:57,415 Could you guys come back a little bit later? 1598 01:14:57,450 --> 01:14:59,087 We're in the middle of a... 1599 01:15:01,828 --> 01:15:04,224 You're gonna tell us everything you know. 1600 01:15:05,601 --> 01:15:08,800 (BOTH LAUGH) 1601 01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:11,033 (MICHAEL LAUGHS) Oh, my God. 1602 01:15:11,068 --> 01:15:14,300 (LAUGHS) I'm not telling you a motherfucking thing. 1603 01:15:14,335 --> 01:15:18,711 -(TASER ZAPS) -(GROANS AND YELLS) 1604 01:15:18,746 --> 01:15:22,781 You can taser him all the fucking live-long day 1605 01:15:22,816 --> 01:15:25,410 and he won't say a goddamn word. 1606 01:15:25,445 --> 01:15:27,786 So, you never had a family? 1607 01:15:27,821 --> 01:15:31,053 You were my only true love. 1608 01:15:31,088 --> 01:15:33,561 You have suffered so much. 1609 01:15:33,596 --> 01:15:36,388 -(SCREAMS) -He can go all day with that. 1610 01:15:36,423 --> 01:15:40,095 You can electrocute him all day. It'll only make him angrier. 1611 01:15:41,197 --> 01:15:42,229 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 1612 01:15:42,264 --> 01:15:43,802 -Hoo! -Mm-hm. Yeah. 1613 01:15:43,837 --> 01:15:46,673 Wait. I, on the other hand, will tell you everything. 1614 01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,400 I'll tell you everything if you just keep... 1615 01:15:48,435 --> 01:15:49,643 -Really?! -Yeah. 1616 01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:51,172 Sonia showed up. I was on vacation. 1617 01:15:51,207 --> 01:15:52,404 Oh, motherfucker! 1618 01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,615 She said Kincaid was in trouble and then Interpol came. 1619 01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:56,474 I don't even know where those guys came from. 1620 01:15:56,509 --> 01:15:57,915 The guy's name was Bobby O'Neill. 1621 01:15:57,950 --> 01:15:59,752 Probably Robert O'Neill. That guy was mean. 1622 01:15:59,787 --> 01:16:01,919 The point is that he wanted us to make a buy. 1623 01:16:01,954 --> 01:16:04,625 I don't even know what a buy is. That's, like, a drug thing? 1624 01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:06,484 (GRUNTS AND YELLS) 1625 01:16:06,519 --> 01:16:09,388 -(GRUNTS) -I mean, that could be anything. 1626 01:16:09,423 --> 01:16:11,522 Is that Francesco or are you... 1627 01:16:11,557 --> 01:16:13,128 -(CHOKES) -DARIUS: Let me down! 1628 01:16:13,163 --> 01:16:15,031 Let me down, motherfucker! 1629 01:16:15,836 --> 01:16:17,000 -(GRUNTS) -(NECK SNAPS) 1630 01:16:17,035 --> 01:16:21,565 It is insensitive of me to show you this 1631 01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,172 considering your condition. 1632 01:16:26,077 --> 01:16:31,047 -My what? -Carlo was an associate of mine. 1633 01:16:31,082 --> 01:16:34,545 When he found your husband, he was at a fertility clinic. 1634 01:16:34,580 --> 01:16:38,252 -A fertility clinic? -Buying fresh eggs. 1635 01:16:38,287 --> 01:16:42,124 I assumed...you were barren. 1636 01:16:42,159 --> 01:16:46,634 -(ALARM BLARES) -Sir, we have a situation. 1637 01:16:51,003 --> 01:16:53,234 Remind me never to tell you shit. 1638 01:16:53,269 --> 01:16:56,138 -Well, we're free, aren't we? -Yeah, fuck it. 1639 01:16:56,173 --> 01:16:57,744 Let's go save my girl. 1640 01:17:00,573 --> 01:17:02,815 I don't know if I buy this whole amnesia thing. 1641 01:17:02,850 --> 01:17:05,444 All this sudden hating on Sonia. She fucking loves you! 1642 01:17:05,479 --> 01:17:07,721 I'm not hating on Sonia. I'm just saying... 1643 01:17:08,515 --> 01:17:10,218 I just reminds me of something, you know? 1644 01:17:10,253 --> 01:17:13,628 It's like a book or a movie or something. 1645 01:17:15,126 --> 01:17:17,830 Please don't fire a gun in a cave! 1646 01:17:17,865 --> 01:17:20,030 Motherfucker, you didn't get tased. Shut up. 1647 01:17:21,627 --> 01:17:25,739 Huh! I guess we'll find out what a mace will do. 1648 01:17:25,774 --> 01:17:27,499 Oh, that's...that's decorative, I think. 1649 01:17:27,534 --> 01:17:29,600 What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy. 1650 01:17:29,635 --> 01:17:32,845 (MEN GRUNT) 1651 01:17:33,881 --> 01:17:35,716 (GASPS) 'Overboard'! 1652 01:17:35,751 --> 01:17:38,477 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets amnesia. 1653 01:17:38,512 --> 01:17:40,215 Oh, I feel so much better! 1654 01:17:40,250 --> 01:17:41,887 Oh, bullshit. 1655 01:17:41,922 --> 01:17:45,154 Whoa, shit! I wanted to keep that fucking mace. 1656 01:17:45,189 --> 01:17:49,125 (GUARD SHOUTS) 1657 01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:51,193 (ALARM BLARES) 1658 01:17:51,228 --> 01:17:54,229 -Sonia! Sonia! Sonia! -Hey! Stop yelling! 1659 01:17:54,264 --> 01:17:56,033 Hey, you're gonna get us fucking killed. 1660 01:17:56,068 --> 01:17:58,035 -There she is! There she is! -No, no, no, no. 1661 01:17:58,070 --> 01:18:00,840 -Sonia! I'm coming to get you! -You lied to me. 1662 01:18:00,875 --> 01:18:03,337 -What?! -The night of our honeymoon. 1663 01:18:03,372 --> 01:18:06,340 -You didn't take a job. -Are we really doing this now? 1664 01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:09,079 You went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs 1665 01:18:09,114 --> 01:18:10,784 because you think mine are rotten. 1666 01:18:10,819 --> 01:18:13,149 Baby, you can't buy eggs at a fertility clinic 1667 01:18:13,184 --> 01:18:14,480 like a grocery store. 1668 01:18:14,515 --> 01:18:16,053 That motherfucker's lying to you! 1669 01:18:16,088 --> 01:18:18,154 Do you want a life on the run 1670 01:18:18,189 --> 01:18:21,729 or do you want the stability of a family? 1671 01:18:23,898 --> 01:18:26,096 Goodbye, Darius. It's over. 1672 01:18:26,131 --> 01:18:28,494 -Baby, no. -We gotta go. We gotta go. 1673 01:18:28,529 --> 01:18:30,595 -Darius... -Sonia, Sonia! Please! 1674 01:18:30,630 --> 01:18:32,773 (ECHOES) Let's go! 1675 01:18:32,808 --> 01:18:35,105 ANTHONY HAMILTON: ♪ Is an angry thing 1676 01:18:36,108 --> 01:18:40,044 ♪ It'll tear your heart to pieces 1677 01:18:41,608 --> 01:18:47,084 ♪ And love, such a crazy thing 1678 01:18:47,119 --> 01:18:52,155 ♪ It'll break you down when you least expect it 1679 01:18:53,686 --> 01:18:56,621 ♪ Thought I knew about love 1680 01:18:56,656 --> 01:18:59,965 ♪ Mm, I've been deceived... ♪ 1681 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,462 MICHAEL: Maybe she's playing him to play you, you know, 1682 01:19:02,497 --> 01:19:03,771 like a triple cross. 1683 01:19:03,806 --> 01:19:05,069 DARIUS: There's no fucking triple cross. 1684 01:19:05,104 --> 01:19:06,730 If that's the lifestyle she wants 1685 01:19:06,765 --> 01:19:08,468 and he can give it to her, 1686 01:19:08,503 --> 01:19:10,745 more power to him. 1687 01:19:11,671 --> 01:19:13,638 I got no money in the bank, 1688 01:19:13,673 --> 01:19:15,948 Interpol's always in my ass 1689 01:19:15,983 --> 01:19:19,116 and I'm a hit man shooting blanks. 1690 01:19:19,151 --> 01:19:21,019 Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, what? 1691 01:19:21,054 --> 01:19:24,121 Not bullets, motherfucker. Sperm. 1692 01:19:24,156 --> 01:19:26,717 I got shot in the nuts on a job 1693 01:19:26,752 --> 01:19:28,554 and I never told Sonia about it. 1694 01:19:28,589 --> 01:19:30,556 You don't have testicles? 1695 01:19:30,591 --> 01:19:33,801 No. I mean yes! Yes, I have testicles. 1696 01:19:33,836 --> 01:19:35,726 The right one, Kool & the Gang. 1697 01:19:35,761 --> 01:19:38,564 The left one, Fugazi. 1698 01:19:38,599 --> 01:19:40,764 So, my swimmers aren't strong enough 1699 01:19:40,799 --> 01:19:42,205 to get across the finish line 1700 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:45,175 so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world. 1701 01:19:45,210 --> 01:19:46,946 I told you, just be honest with her. 1702 01:19:46,981 --> 01:19:49,311 None of this would've happened if you were honest with her! 1703 01:19:49,346 --> 01:19:53,887 That shit always leads to an ass-whippin' or a jail sentence. 1704 01:19:53,922 --> 01:19:56,186 I'll see you when I see you. 1705 01:19:56,221 --> 01:19:59,519 -Where are you going? -(SIGHS) 1706 01:19:59,554 --> 01:20:01,356 Hey, Darius! 1707 01:20:03,657 --> 01:20:05,393 Darius! 1708 01:20:13,667 --> 01:20:17,570 Dad, there was an ambush and... 1709 01:20:19,739 --> 01:20:21,310 What's the Jag doing here? 1710 01:20:21,345 --> 01:20:24,676 You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met. 1711 01:20:24,711 --> 01:20:27,580 Wow. That, uh... 1712 01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:30,121 I handle Aristotle's security detail 1713 01:20:30,156 --> 01:20:31,815 while he's in Italy, you moron. 1714 01:20:31,850 --> 01:20:34,191 You...you work for the bad guys? 1715 01:20:34,226 --> 01:20:38,459 A Triple-A puts his clients ahead of God, family 1716 01:20:38,494 --> 01:20:40,967 and certainly a pantywaist such as yourself. 1717 01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:43,695 You are a cruel son of... 1718 01:20:43,730 --> 01:20:45,532 -(CRACKING) -Ah! Arrgh! 1719 01:20:45,567 --> 01:20:47,798 Oh! God... 1720 01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:49,272 I would turn you in, 1721 01:20:49,307 --> 01:20:52,044 but that would be an admission that I think you're a threat. 1722 01:20:52,079 --> 01:20:54,805 Oh, and, Bryce, I spoke to the review board. 1723 01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:58,149 They agreed with me - you're barred for life. 1724 01:20:58,184 --> 01:21:00,613 My real dad would never treat me like this. 1725 01:21:00,648 --> 01:21:02,351 Your real dad. Bullshit. 1726 01:21:02,386 --> 01:21:05,684 Nobody knows who your real dad was. 1727 01:21:05,719 --> 01:21:09,292 Your mother was - how do I say it? - 1728 01:21:09,327 --> 01:21:10,689 intensely social. 1729 01:21:10,724 --> 01:21:12,196 Wow. 1730 01:21:12,231 --> 01:21:15,793 Now, get off my trash. You're a stain on my legacy. 1731 01:21:15,828 --> 01:21:17,872 (DOOR CLOSES) 1732 01:21:23,671 --> 01:21:26,210 (INTENSE MUSIC) 1733 01:21:27,015 --> 01:21:29,917 (LAIDBACK ROCK MUSIC) 1734 01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:44,228 SONG: ♪ Well, I don't mind sleeping alone 1735 01:21:45,264 --> 01:21:50,432 ♪ If it means I don't have to play your crazy games no more 1736 01:21:54,438 --> 01:21:59,705 ♪ You're the most precious thing I've ever seen 1737 01:21:59,740 --> 01:22:02,444 ♪ But I ain't gonna let it slide 1738 01:22:02,479 --> 01:22:04,611 ♪ When you're mean to me 1739 01:22:10,718 --> 01:22:16,227 ♪ I know the love that I deserve 1740 01:22:17,098 --> 01:22:21,331 ♪ And I hope you find yourself 1741 01:22:21,366 --> 01:22:26,600 ♪ Before I find somebody else to be my love 1742 01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:35,675 ♪ I hope you find yourself 1743 01:22:35,710 --> 01:22:40,614 ♪ Before I find somebody else to be my love... ♪ 1744 01:22:40,649 --> 01:22:44,585 Ugh. Ugh! 1745 01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:47,159 Ugh! Ah! 1746 01:22:47,953 --> 01:22:49,425 (LAUGHS) 1747 01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:53,627 Out of all of gin joints in all the world, you walk into mine. 1748 01:22:53,662 --> 01:22:58,731 My dad screwed us. He's Aristotle's head of security. 1749 01:22:58,766 --> 01:23:01,041 Also, he really hates me. 1750 01:23:01,076 --> 01:23:03,538 I owe you an apology, Kincaid. 1751 01:23:03,573 --> 01:23:06,673 You know, your thing really is better than my thing. 1752 01:23:06,708 --> 01:23:08,510 No more Mr Nice Bryce. 1753 01:23:08,545 --> 01:23:12,052 I wanna be a bad-ass, you know? I wanna be loose. 1754 01:23:12,087 --> 01:23:15,616 Hey...we should do some coke! 1755 01:23:15,651 --> 01:23:17,222 -(LAUGHS) -(PHONE RINGS) 1756 01:23:17,257 --> 01:23:21,391 Motherfucker, you would OD on a baby aspirin and a diet soda. 1757 01:23:21,426 --> 01:23:22,792 (PHONE RINGS) 1758 01:23:22,828 --> 01:23:24,988 WOMAN ON PHONE: I wanna speak to Darius Kincaid, please. 1759 01:23:25,023 --> 01:23:26,924 Is there a Mr Kincaid here? 1760 01:23:26,959 --> 01:23:29,135 -Who's asking? -(GLASS SMASHES) 1761 01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:32,072 -His fucking wife, motherfucker! -Your wife. 1762 01:23:32,899 --> 01:23:36,175 What the fuck do you want and how the fuck did you find me? 1763 01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:38,870 I found you 'cause they found you, motherfucker. 1764 01:23:38,905 --> 01:23:40,344 There's a kill team coming your way, 1765 01:23:40,379 --> 01:23:42,247 so you better get the fuck out of there. 1766 01:23:42,282 --> 01:23:44,942 And how dare you give me attitude 1767 01:23:44,977 --> 01:23:47,153 when I am risking my hot ass over here 1768 01:23:47,188 --> 01:23:49,089 so that we can have our fucking honeymoon. 1769 01:23:49,124 --> 01:23:51,256 And what about all that shit in Monaco? 1770 01:23:51,291 --> 01:23:52,719 Oh, come on, Darius, 1771 01:23:52,754 --> 01:23:55,755 you know how many men I'd conned before you came along? 1772 01:23:57,396 --> 01:24:00,496 -I never had amnesia. -For real? 1773 01:24:00,531 --> 01:24:03,202 How could you think for a second that I would leave you? 1774 01:24:03,237 --> 01:24:05,930 I can't imagine my life without you. 1775 01:24:05,965 --> 01:24:07,734 Baby, look, 1776 01:24:07,769 --> 01:24:10,770 I didn't go to a fertility clinic because of you. 1777 01:24:10,805 --> 01:24:13,080 (SIGHS) Baby. 1778 01:24:13,115 --> 01:24:16,314 I think you can't get pregnant because of me. 1779 01:24:16,349 --> 01:24:19,009 I lied to you because I know how much you want a family 1780 01:24:19,044 --> 01:24:20,747 and I didn't wanna disappoint you. 1781 01:24:20,782 --> 01:24:23,013 You went to that clinic 1782 01:24:23,048 --> 01:24:25,653 so I didn't have to confront the fact 1783 01:24:25,688 --> 01:24:29,657 that my tick-tock has ticked its last tock. 1784 01:24:29,692 --> 01:24:32,693 Would've been nice to have a family. 1785 01:24:32,728 --> 01:24:34,101 We can adopt! 1786 01:24:34,136 --> 01:24:37,203 Oh, yes, baby! 1787 01:24:38,096 --> 01:24:40,536 You will be the BEST father, baby. 1788 01:24:40,571 --> 01:24:45,244 I mean, look how good you've been for Breese, 1789 01:24:45,279 --> 01:24:49,413 this dysfunctional, abandoned poor child. 1790 01:24:49,448 --> 01:24:52,152 -His father obviously hates him. -(MOUTHS WORDS) 1791 01:24:52,187 --> 01:24:54,451 I mean, he doesn't have any friends. 1792 01:24:54,486 --> 01:24:58,587 And you, you've been nothing but a ray of sunlight. 1793 01:24:59,392 --> 01:25:04,230 I love you so much, Sonia Kincaid. 1794 01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:06,958 And I'm coming to rescue your ass. 1795 01:25:06,993 --> 01:25:10,170 I love you more than ever, mi cucaracha. 1796 01:25:10,205 --> 01:25:13,371 But you better hurry the fuck up 1797 01:25:13,406 --> 01:25:17,441 because this motherfucker is crazy! 1798 01:25:17,476 --> 01:25:20,070 He's going to destroy Europe to save Greece. 1799 01:25:20,105 --> 01:25:22,479 He's drilling into Viarregio's data grid tomorrow 1800 01:25:22,514 --> 01:25:24,107 while he escapes on his yacht. 1801 01:25:24,142 --> 01:25:25,779 -(TYRES SCREECH) -You have to stop him. 1802 01:25:25,814 --> 01:25:27,418 Get the fuck down! 1803 01:25:28,421 --> 01:25:30,047 Whoo! 1804 01:25:30,082 --> 01:25:31,785 Bullets are allergic to me... 1805 01:25:31,820 --> 01:25:34,458 DARIUS: Motherfucker, you were not born to say my lines! 1806 01:25:34,493 --> 01:25:37,791 -(LINE DISCONNECTS) -Darius? Darius? 1807 01:25:38,662 --> 01:25:43,368 So, how does it feel to lose the one you love? 1808 01:25:46,131 --> 01:25:49,704 I, for one, did not sleep. 1809 01:25:49,739 --> 01:25:52,641 The pain was, uh... 1810 01:25:53,644 --> 01:25:56,744 ..so immense. 1811 01:25:58,814 --> 01:26:01,045 Amnesia? 1812 01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:02,486 Really? 1813 01:26:02,521 --> 01:26:06,292 Do you think I haven't seen the film 'Overboard'? 1814 01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:09,493 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. 1815 01:26:10,562 --> 01:26:12,089 A minor classic. 1816 01:26:12,124 --> 01:26:13,893 (GROANS) 1817 01:26:15,798 --> 01:26:20,768 My security has already exterminated your cucaracha. 1818 01:26:20,803 --> 01:26:21,769 (SCOFFS) 1819 01:26:21,804 --> 01:26:25,740 And you will die alone and without a family. 1820 01:26:25,775 --> 01:26:28,281 (BOTH LAUGH) 1821 01:26:28,316 --> 01:26:32,780 No-one in this world can kill Darius Kincaid. 1822 01:26:32,815 --> 01:26:34,914 That motherfucker is unkillable. 1823 01:26:34,949 --> 01:26:36,718 -(TYRES SCREECH) -(GRUNTS) 1824 01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:39,820 -(GRUNTS) -MICHAEL: Whoo! 1825 01:26:41,989 --> 01:26:44,055 Oh! Car chase. 1826 01:26:44,090 --> 01:26:45,991 Oh, shit! 1827 01:26:46,026 --> 01:26:48,400 (TYRES SCREECH) 1828 01:26:50,030 --> 01:26:53,504 SONG: ♪ You want it all the way... ♪ 1829 01:26:53,539 --> 01:26:54,769 You've reached Michael Bryce. 1830 01:26:54,804 --> 01:26:56,309 Leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 1831 01:26:56,344 --> 01:26:58,740 -Hey, future Mike. It's me. -Fuck! 1832 01:26:58,775 --> 01:27:01,479 Are you seriously making a phone call right now? 1833 01:27:01,514 --> 01:27:02,580 Oh, shit! 1834 01:27:02,615 --> 01:27:06,748 I feel like my spiritual journey is almost complete. 1835 01:27:06,783 --> 01:27:08,453 But now I realise... 1836 01:27:12,118 --> 01:27:14,052 ..safety's for losers! 1837 01:27:14,087 --> 01:27:15,658 Whoo! 1838 01:27:15,693 --> 01:27:20,531 -The old Bryce, he is long gone. -(TYRES SCREECH) 1839 01:27:21,435 --> 01:27:23,963 I'm driving without a seatbelt now. 1840 01:27:23,998 --> 01:27:27,274 ♪ Now it's too much to lose... ♪ 1841 01:27:28,068 --> 01:27:29,540 It's a crazy thing that happens 1842 01:27:29,575 --> 01:27:31,740 when you... when you lose everything. 1843 01:27:31,775 --> 01:27:33,511 -(TYRES SCREECH) -Shit! 1844 01:27:37,616 --> 01:27:39,484 You got nothing left to lose. 1845 01:27:40,421 --> 01:27:42,982 ♪ It's like war! It's like... ♪ 1846 01:27:43,017 --> 01:27:46,326 (MEN SHOUT) 1847 01:27:46,361 --> 01:27:48,394 You know, it's like Tim McGraw always says... 1848 01:27:48,429 --> 01:27:50,429 -Tim Mc-fucking-who? -(SHOUTING) 1849 01:27:50,464 --> 01:27:52,563 You gotta live like you were dying. 1850 01:27:57,372 --> 01:27:59,504 Arrgh! (GRUNTS) 1851 01:28:01,673 --> 01:28:04,872 That is the lamest shit I have ever heard in my life! 1852 01:28:06,546 --> 01:28:09,778 I'm at the event horizon, baby. I mean, I feel truly... 1853 01:28:09,813 --> 01:28:12,682 -Nobody's after us. Slow down. -..and completely free. 1854 01:28:12,717 --> 01:28:14,684 Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, come back. Come back. 1855 01:28:14,719 --> 01:28:16,719 You don't...you don't have to go this fast. 1856 01:28:16,754 --> 01:28:18,655 No, not just, like, symbolically free 1857 01:28:18,690 --> 01:28:22,395 but, like, truly and absolutely 100% free. 1858 01:28:22,430 --> 01:28:23,858 I'm like a bird. 1859 01:28:27,028 --> 01:28:28,764 Fuck. 1860 01:28:28,799 --> 01:28:30,502 (PANTS) 1861 01:28:33,606 --> 01:28:34,770 It's OK! 1862 01:28:34,805 --> 01:28:37,443 My knees, head and skin broke the fall. 1863 01:28:37,478 --> 01:28:39,775 -(TYRES SCREECH) -Ahh! 1864 01:28:45,618 --> 01:28:47,079 (GUNSHOT) 1865 01:28:53,252 --> 01:28:55,725 (GASPS AND SCREAMS) 1866 01:28:56,728 --> 01:28:58,992 I'm OK. 1867 01:28:59,027 --> 01:29:01,731 -I'm OK. -(ENGINE ROARS) 1868 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:09,739 MICHAEL: So, I'm gonna see my dad and I'm...I'm really nervous 1869 01:29:09,774 --> 01:29:13,677 because all I want in the world is for him to be proud of me. 1870 01:29:13,712 --> 01:29:14,975 And I think you, future Michael, 1871 01:29:15,010 --> 01:29:17,175 will be proud of me for dealing with this. 1872 01:29:17,210 --> 01:29:19,045 I know I've said a lot of things and... 1873 01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:20,750 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 1874 01:29:22,281 --> 01:29:26,184 Whatever the fuck this future-Michael shit is, 1875 01:29:26,219 --> 01:29:27,955 it's got to go. 1876 01:29:27,990 --> 01:29:31,288 You ARE the future Michael, motherfucker. 1877 01:29:31,323 --> 01:29:34,027 My dad called me a stain on his legacy. 1878 01:29:34,062 --> 01:29:36,260 Jesus Christ, look, I get it. 1879 01:29:36,295 --> 01:29:38,999 You are a fuck-up, OK? 1880 01:29:39,034 --> 01:29:40,407 You got some fucking issues. 1881 01:29:40,442 --> 01:29:41,903 But you can't allow 1882 01:29:41,938 --> 01:29:45,973 a motherfucker you share not one drop of DNA with to define you. 1883 01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:52,815 (SIGHS) 1884 01:29:52,850 --> 01:29:55,246 Something I've been meaning to tell you. 1885 01:29:55,281 --> 01:29:57,017 When I got clipped in the nuts... 1886 01:29:58,625 --> 01:30:00,460 ..happened in Brussels. 1887 01:30:01,661 --> 01:30:02,792 Brussels? 1888 01:30:02,827 --> 01:30:05,289 I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent. 1889 01:30:05,324 --> 01:30:06,895 -Get down! -Shots fired! 1890 01:30:06,930 --> 01:30:08,699 Contact! Contact! 1891 01:30:08,734 --> 01:30:10,800 -(TYRES SQUEAL) -(MACHINE GUN FIRE) 1892 01:30:12,573 --> 01:30:14,364 Arrgh! Motherf... (GRUNTS) 1893 01:30:14,399 --> 01:30:16,234 I'm the one who shot you in the nuts 1894 01:30:16,269 --> 01:30:17,873 and you never thought to tell me that? 1895 01:30:17,908 --> 01:30:20,271 That's a W for me. That's a big L for you. 1896 01:30:20,306 --> 01:30:21,910 Nah, it was a ricochet. 1897 01:30:21,945 --> 01:30:23,615 -Ricochet my ass, motherfucker! -Ricochets don't count... 1898 01:30:23,650 --> 01:30:25,452 -It's an L for you. -..unless you call 'em... 1899 01:30:25,487 --> 01:30:26,750 -Take the L! -..motherfucker. 1900 01:30:27,753 --> 01:30:29,588 (LAUGHS) 1901 01:30:29,623 --> 01:30:33,988 Despite the fact you get on my last motherfucking nerve, 1902 01:30:34,023 --> 01:30:36,727 you're a pretty good fucking bodyguard. 1903 01:30:37,829 --> 01:30:40,357 I'm never getting my licence back. That's over. 1904 01:30:40,392 --> 01:30:42,469 My dad talked to the review board. I'm done. 1905 01:30:42,504 --> 01:30:44,328 Fuck the review board, 1906 01:30:44,363 --> 01:30:46,968 fuck that motherfucker you call Dad. 1907 01:30:47,003 --> 01:30:48,673 You don't need a licence. 1908 01:30:51,271 --> 01:30:53,205 What do bodyguards do? 1909 01:30:55,044 --> 01:30:56,210 They protect people? 1910 01:30:56,245 --> 01:31:01,081 And the whole of Europe needs your protection right now. 1911 01:31:01,116 --> 01:31:02,588 Now, repeat after me - 1912 01:31:02,623 --> 01:31:06,757 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck. 1913 01:31:06,792 --> 01:31:10,090 I'm unlicensed and that's terrible... 1914 01:31:10,125 --> 01:31:12,257 Ohh! 1915 01:31:12,292 --> 01:31:13,566 Ahh! (SNIFFS) 1916 01:31:13,601 --> 01:31:15,997 -Again? -(SNIFFS) 1917 01:31:16,032 --> 01:31:19,737 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck. 1918 01:31:20,740 --> 01:31:21,904 Louder. 1919 01:31:21,939 --> 01:31:23,939 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck! 1920 01:31:23,974 --> 01:31:25,512 Robust! 1921 01:31:25,547 --> 01:31:29,472 (SHOUTS) I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck! 1922 01:31:29,507 --> 01:31:31,815 Now, let's go do what we do and fuck some shit up! 1923 01:31:31,850 --> 01:31:33,784 Let's go fuck some shit up! 1924 01:31:33,819 --> 01:31:36,919 -MAN: Hands in the air! -Nope! Wasn't touching it. 1925 01:31:36,954 --> 01:31:38,921 MICHAEL: We're telling you the truth. 1926 01:31:38,956 --> 01:31:40,256 Sonia told Kincaid 1927 01:31:40,291 --> 01:31:42,991 that Aristotle is drilling into the data junction at Viarregio. 1928 01:31:43,026 --> 01:31:44,696 He's gonna upload the virus in an hour. 1929 01:31:44,731 --> 01:31:46,896 Aristotle is too influential. We won't get a warrant in time. 1930 01:31:46,931 --> 01:31:49,261 -Let us take him down. -Come on. 1931 01:31:50,264 --> 01:31:51,637 We just got reports of drilling 1932 01:31:51,672 --> 01:31:53,573 at a location in the centre of Viarregio. 1933 01:31:53,608 --> 01:31:55,740 What assets do we have on the ground in that region? 1934 01:31:55,775 --> 01:31:57,500 The closest agent is Bobby O'Neill. 1935 01:31:57,535 --> 01:31:58,875 CROWLEY: Oh, fuck! 1936 01:31:58,910 --> 01:32:00,976 Perhaps it's time we do things the Boston way. 1937 01:32:01,011 --> 01:32:04,078 Fine. Alert all local forces and send them to that drill. 1938 01:32:04,113 --> 01:32:06,553 There's also a megayacht fleeing for international waters. 1939 01:32:06,588 --> 01:32:07,917 Christ's sakes. 1940 01:32:07,952 --> 01:32:10,051 So, don't be the government agent in the documentary 1941 01:32:10,086 --> 01:32:12,922 who has all the info on the bad guy, then lets him go anyway. 1942 01:32:12,957 --> 01:32:14,451 -Don't be that guy. -Woman. 1943 01:32:14,486 --> 01:32:16,695 I think that's implied. 1944 01:32:19,964 --> 01:32:21,865 What do you need to stop Aristotle? 1945 01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:24,098 We need boats. 1946 01:32:24,133 --> 01:32:25,132 And we need guns. 1947 01:32:25,167 --> 01:32:28,498 (LAUGHS) That's my motherfucking bodyguard! 1948 01:32:28,533 --> 01:32:31,039 -And we need them. -What? 1949 01:32:34,242 --> 01:32:35,615 MICHAEL: What are your names? 1950 01:32:35,650 --> 01:32:37,078 -Gary. -Johan. 1951 01:32:37,113 --> 01:32:42,083 Gary, Johan, are you ready to get your fuck on? 1952 01:32:46,155 --> 01:32:47,352 What? 1953 01:32:47,387 --> 01:32:48,727 That came out wrong. 1954 01:32:48,762 --> 01:32:51,158 Not together. With us. 1955 01:32:51,193 --> 01:32:52,357 That also came out wrong. 1956 01:32:52,392 --> 01:32:55,767 You're gonna get your fuck on in an action context. 1957 01:33:04,602 --> 01:33:06,580 (MOTOR REVS) 1958 01:33:10,311 --> 01:33:12,652 We have visual of the hit man and the bodyguard 1959 01:33:12,687 --> 01:33:14,280 leaving port in a speedboat. 1960 01:33:14,315 --> 01:33:16,381 Deploy level one security. 1961 01:33:16,416 --> 01:33:19,219 -Go, go, go, go! -Let's move! 1962 01:33:28,901 --> 01:33:31,231 Hey, Gary, I think we're outnumbered! 1963 01:33:31,266 --> 01:33:33,706 No fucking shit, Johan! 1964 01:33:35,974 --> 01:33:37,809 Arrgh! 1965 01:33:49,647 --> 01:33:51,691 God, I hope Gary and Johan are OK. 1966 01:33:51,726 --> 01:33:53,759 How the fuck did they even think that's us? 1967 01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:56,124 Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody! 1968 01:33:56,159 --> 01:34:00,293 Well, it's called a decoy, Darius. Bodyguarding 101. 1969 01:34:00,328 --> 01:34:02,262 My dad's gonna have three levels of security. 1970 01:34:02,297 --> 01:34:03,703 -That was the first. -Boring. 1971 01:34:03,738 --> 01:34:06,002 -Well, boring is always best. -Get the fuck outta here. 1972 01:34:06,037 --> 01:34:07,806 I will turn this boat around! 1973 01:34:07,841 --> 01:34:10,204 O'NEILL: What was it your boss was saying about me? 1974 01:34:10,239 --> 01:34:13,141 "Outlandish conspiracy theories. Tying up resources." 1975 01:34:13,176 --> 01:34:14,780 (LAUGHS) 1976 01:34:14,815 --> 01:34:16,177 When O'Neill proves himself right, 1977 01:34:16,212 --> 01:34:19,180 he gets a full police escort and a SWAT team. 1978 01:34:19,215 --> 01:34:20,819 (SIRENS WAIL) 1979 01:34:20,854 --> 01:34:23,052 We're 30 seconds out from Viarregio. 1980 01:34:23,087 --> 01:34:24,515 Copy that. 1981 01:34:24,550 --> 01:34:26,088 O'NEILL: If we don't stop the drill, 1982 01:34:26,123 --> 01:34:28,959 they'll upload the virus and wipe out Europe. 1983 01:34:33,328 --> 01:34:35,097 (MEN SHOUT) 1984 01:34:35,132 --> 01:34:36,934 O'NEILL: Get down, get down! On the ground! 1985 01:34:36,969 --> 01:34:39,464 Get down, get down! Everybody down! 1986 01:34:39,499 --> 01:34:40,531 Everybody down! 1987 01:34:40,566 --> 01:34:42,170 -(SPEAKS ITALIAN) -Shut up! Shut up! 1988 01:34:42,205 --> 01:34:43,809 Stop, stop. He says they're building pipes. 1989 01:34:43,844 --> 01:34:45,503 -Pipes? What kind of pipes? -(CONTINUES SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1990 01:34:45,538 --> 01:34:46,845 What kind of pipes? Shut up! 1991 01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:48,407 Wait, this isn't a data junction. 1992 01:34:48,442 --> 01:34:49,507 What?! 1993 01:34:49,542 --> 01:34:50,750 It's a high pressure sewage line. 1994 01:34:50,785 --> 01:34:52,576 -Shit! -MAN: No! 1995 01:34:52,611 --> 01:34:55,150 (MEN SHOUT IN ITALIAN) 1996 01:34:56,791 --> 01:34:58,186 It's not our drill. 1997 01:34:58,221 --> 01:34:59,726 Are you telling me that we've sent 1998 01:34:59,761 --> 01:35:01,761 all our resources to the wrong location? 1999 01:35:01,796 --> 01:35:03,191 The site manager here is telling me 2000 01:35:03,226 --> 01:35:05,688 the type of drill that was stolen from the dock 2001 01:35:05,723 --> 01:35:07,195 is a deep-sea drill. 2002 01:35:07,230 --> 01:35:09,461 They're not drilling on land, they're drilling in the ocean! 2003 01:35:09,496 --> 01:35:11,100 It ain't Viarregio the town, 2004 01:35:11,135 --> 01:35:13,168 it's Viarregio the ocean trench. 2005 01:35:13,203 --> 01:35:16,809 And guess what's down there. Europe's central data junction. 2006 01:35:16,844 --> 01:35:18,844 What? What does that mean? 2007 01:35:18,879 --> 01:35:20,241 It means the fate of Europe 2008 01:35:20,276 --> 01:35:23,376 is in the hands of a hit man and a bodyguard. 2009 01:35:23,411 --> 01:35:25,609 Who's unlicensed. 2010 01:35:25,644 --> 01:35:27,446 MAN: Divers in the water. 2011 01:35:33,487 --> 01:35:35,190 Deploying the drill now, sir. 2012 01:35:37,689 --> 01:35:39,766 Drill head descending. 2013 01:35:41,132 --> 01:35:42,901 100 metres. 2014 01:35:47,875 --> 01:35:52,240 First, my little taramasalata, 2015 01:35:52,275 --> 01:35:55,144 you are going to watch Europe burn. 2016 01:35:55,179 --> 01:35:59,082 And then I am going to dump you at sea. 2017 01:35:59,117 --> 01:36:03,119 But this time without the necklace. 2018 01:36:03,154 --> 01:36:05,748 Captain, unidentified vessel approaching us. 2019 01:36:05,783 --> 01:36:07,684 Is it hit man and bodyguard? 2020 01:36:07,719 --> 01:36:09,092 It can't be. 2021 01:36:09,127 --> 01:36:11,226 Level one security neutralised them. 2022 01:36:11,261 --> 01:36:13,899 Hmm. Attend to it. 2023 01:36:13,934 --> 01:36:16,902 Yes, sir. (SNAPS FINGERS) 2024 01:36:25,770 --> 01:36:28,243 There's no-one here. The boat is empty. 2025 01:36:29,081 --> 01:36:30,740 Buongiorno, motherfucker. 2026 01:36:30,775 --> 01:36:33,578 Decoys. Works every time. 2027 01:36:33,613 --> 01:36:36,119 Didn't you say there were several layers of security? 2028 01:36:36,154 --> 01:36:38,187 Level two is gonna be much more, uh... 2029 01:36:40,719 --> 01:36:41,861 MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER: Attention! 2030 01:36:41,896 --> 01:36:43,588 We have you completely surrounded. 2031 01:36:43,623 --> 01:36:45,997 There is absolutely no chance of... 2032 01:36:50,564 --> 01:36:51,937 Not very practical. 2033 01:36:51,972 --> 01:36:53,631 Well, can we skip a couple of levels 2034 01:36:53,666 --> 01:36:55,237 and get to the hard shit? 2035 01:36:55,272 --> 01:36:57,239 Sure. 2036 01:36:58,572 --> 01:37:01,177 MAN: Sir, we have visual of the data junction. 2037 01:37:01,212 --> 01:37:04,048 You take the upper, I'll take the lower. 2038 01:37:22,266 --> 01:37:24,068 -Ahh! -(GRUNTS) 2039 01:37:25,071 --> 01:37:27,038 Ohh! 2040 01:37:27,073 --> 01:37:29,799 That's funny, your father told me you weren't using guns. 2041 01:37:29,834 --> 01:37:31,504 Sabbatical's over. 2042 01:37:31,539 --> 01:37:34,738 Now, give me back my... Oh. 2043 01:37:34,773 --> 01:37:37,851 What sort of witchcraft is that?! 2044 01:37:45,586 --> 01:37:47,586 (MACHINE GUN FIRES) 2045 01:37:52,263 --> 01:37:54,362 (SCREAMS) Fuck! 2046 01:37:54,397 --> 01:37:56,034 (MICHAEL GRUNTS) 2047 01:37:56,069 --> 01:37:59,532 -(BOTH GRUNT) -Ohh! 2048 01:38:00,975 --> 01:38:03,602 Alright, you ready for the show? 2049 01:38:03,637 --> 01:38:05,604 Huh? Huh? 2050 01:38:07,575 --> 01:38:09,047 Fuck! 2051 01:38:09,082 --> 01:38:11,181 That's OK, they can be terribly slippery. 2052 01:38:11,216 --> 01:38:12,919 Arrgh! 2053 01:38:13,812 --> 01:38:15,449 (BOTH GRUNT) 2054 01:38:16,452 --> 01:38:18,353 (BOTH GRUNT) 2055 01:38:23,459 --> 01:38:26,229 MAN: Sir, we've made contact with the data junction. 2056 01:38:29,927 --> 01:38:32,906 Initiating drill sequence. 2057 01:38:34,206 --> 01:38:35,700 (WARBLES) 2058 01:38:35,735 --> 01:38:37,504 (BOTH CONTINUE GRUNTING) 2059 01:38:37,539 --> 01:38:38,703 Ohh! 2060 01:38:38,738 --> 01:38:41,013 ZENTO: You shoot like my grandmother! 2061 01:38:41,048 --> 01:38:42,509 Is that the same grandmother 2062 01:38:42,544 --> 01:38:45,809 who shoots ping-pong balls out of her ass in Bangkok? 2063 01:38:45,844 --> 01:38:49,219 I'm Japanese, you ignorant geriatric. 2064 01:38:50,816 --> 01:38:54,026 -Look...just... -Slight scratch. 2065 01:38:54,061 --> 01:38:55,720 -Slight splash. -Oh... 2066 01:38:55,755 --> 01:38:57,623 -Boom! -Shit! Arrgh! 2067 01:38:57,658 --> 01:39:00,098 (BOTH GRUNT) 2068 01:39:03,961 --> 01:39:06,170 (GRUNTS) Shit! (GRUNTS) 2069 01:39:06,205 --> 01:39:08,469 Magnum .44 has six rounds. 2070 01:39:08,504 --> 01:39:12,044 You have only one left, cock fossil. 2071 01:39:12,079 --> 01:39:13,705 -(CARTRIDGES CLATTER) -Fuck. 2072 01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:15,509 I can see around corners! 2073 01:39:18,481 --> 01:39:20,118 Through walls... 2074 01:39:21,418 --> 01:39:22,989 ..and sofas. 2075 01:39:23,024 --> 01:39:25,552 Even your heat signature looks old. 2076 01:39:25,587 --> 01:39:27,323 (LAUGHS) 2077 01:39:28,392 --> 01:39:32,427 Kiss...my...ass. 2078 01:39:35,564 --> 01:39:37,399 (GRUNTS) 2079 01:39:40,503 --> 01:39:42,701 (GRUNTS) Arrgh! 2080 01:39:46,839 --> 01:39:48,872 -(GRUNTS) -Arrgh! 2081 01:39:48,907 --> 01:39:52,546 (JUKEBOX PLAYS) ♪ Cry baby, cry baby... ♪ 2082 01:39:52,581 --> 01:39:53,943 Arrgh! 2083 01:39:53,978 --> 01:39:55,846 (JUKEBOX PLAYS) ♪ I saw the sign 2084 01:39:55,881 --> 01:39:57,353 ♪ And it opened up my eyes... ♪ 2085 01:39:57,388 --> 01:40:01,060 You're lucky...you're lucky I love this song. 2086 01:40:01,095 --> 01:40:03,458 ♪ Into the light where you be... ♪ 2087 01:40:03,493 --> 01:40:05,031 (WARBLES) 2088 01:40:05,066 --> 01:40:06,956 (DRILL POWERS DOWN) 2089 01:40:06,991 --> 01:40:08,232 MAN: Data junction compromised. 2090 01:40:08,267 --> 01:40:11,367 Commence upload of Phantom H47 virus. 2091 01:40:11,402 --> 01:40:13,798 COMPUTER: Virus upload initiated. 2092 01:40:13,833 --> 01:40:17,109 Estimated time - six minutes. 2093 01:40:21,478 --> 01:40:24,908 Sir, it appears that level one were chasing a decoy. 2094 01:40:24,943 --> 01:40:26,745 Magnusson and Zento will take care of it. 2095 01:40:26,780 --> 01:40:28,417 (LIFT PINGS) 2096 01:40:30,454 --> 01:40:32,091 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 2097 01:40:39,430 --> 01:40:41,133 Kill her. 2098 01:40:41,168 --> 01:40:43,465 -(BONES CREAK) -(LIFT PINGS) 2099 01:40:43,500 --> 01:40:46,732 Come on, hit man! 2100 01:40:48,835 --> 01:40:51,044 Ahh! 2101 01:40:52,036 --> 01:40:54,443 (GRUNTS) Ahh. 2102 01:40:54,478 --> 01:40:55,906 (GASPS AND GRUNTS) 2103 01:40:55,941 --> 01:40:58,414 (BOTH GRUNT) 2104 01:40:58,449 --> 01:40:59,613 Arrgh! 2105 01:40:59,648 --> 01:41:01,120 (FIRES MACHINE GUN) 2106 01:41:02,618 --> 01:41:04,156 Arrgh! 2107 01:41:05,621 --> 01:41:07,159 (GRUNTS AND CHOKES) 2108 01:41:07,194 --> 01:41:09,722 -(GRUNTS) -Ahh! 2109 01:41:09,757 --> 01:41:12,021 (DARIUS GROANS) 2110 01:41:12,056 --> 01:41:13,825 COMPUTER: Virus uploading. 2111 01:41:13,860 --> 01:41:16,696 Time remaining - five minutes. 2112 01:41:16,731 --> 01:41:18,863 Say hello to my little filos. 2113 01:41:18,898 --> 01:41:20,403 (LIFT PINGS) 2114 01:41:21,571 --> 01:41:23,868 As his bodyguard, 2115 01:41:23,903 --> 01:41:26,112 I strongly advise you put the gun down. 2116 01:41:28,105 --> 01:41:29,610 BRYCE SENIOR: As HIS bodyguard, 2117 01:41:29,645 --> 01:41:32,844 I strongly advise YOU to put the gun down. 2118 01:41:34,452 --> 01:41:35,913 I can't do that. 2119 01:41:36,784 --> 01:41:40,786 One phone call and the review board renews your licence. 2120 01:41:42,559 --> 01:41:45,131 This is what you've always wanted, son. 2121 01:41:57,068 --> 01:41:59,101 He's my friend. 2122 01:41:59,136 --> 01:42:01,774 He's my best friend. My BFF. 2123 01:42:03,184 --> 01:42:05,250 That's 'best friends forever'. 2124 01:42:05,285 --> 01:42:07,780 -Ahh! -Arrgh! (FIRES GUN) 2125 01:42:07,815 --> 01:42:09,749 Arrgh! 2126 01:42:09,784 --> 01:42:11,817 -Ahh! -(GRUNTS) 2127 01:42:11,852 --> 01:42:13,115 -COMPUTER: Virus upload. -Dad. 2128 01:42:13,150 --> 01:42:15,557 -Time remaining... -Dad. Dad, Dad! Dammit! 2129 01:42:15,592 --> 01:42:18,230 -..four minutes. -Are you wearing Kevlar? 2130 01:42:18,265 --> 01:42:21,057 Ohh! (GRUNTS) 2131 01:42:21,092 --> 01:42:22,432 Ohh! 2132 01:42:22,467 --> 01:42:25,930 -(FOREBODING MUSIC) -Of course I'm wearing Kevlar. 2133 01:42:25,965 --> 01:42:28,031 I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce. 2134 01:42:28,066 --> 01:42:30,440 What were all those stories about, then? 2135 01:42:30,475 --> 01:42:32,244 -Jesus. Ohh! -(CRUNCHING) 2136 01:42:32,279 --> 01:42:34,103 That was just to boost book sales. 2137 01:42:34,138 --> 01:42:35,346 Arrgh! 2138 01:42:35,381 --> 01:42:37,216 (BOTH SHOUT AND GRUNT) 2139 01:42:37,251 --> 01:42:38,910 -Ugh! -Yah! 2140 01:42:38,945 --> 01:42:40,285 Ugh! 2141 01:42:41,079 --> 01:42:42,947 (BOTH GRUNT) 2142 01:42:42,982 --> 01:42:45,851 (DARIUS GRUNTS) Huh? 2143 01:42:45,886 --> 01:42:48,194 -(SHOUTS) -Oww! 2144 01:42:49,230 --> 01:42:51,725 Time to die, you old cow. 2145 01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:53,089 -(GRUNTS) -Arrgh! 2146 01:42:53,124 --> 01:42:54,629 -(GRUNTS) -(PANTS) 2147 01:42:54,664 --> 01:42:57,060 -(GRUNTS) -SONIA: Puta de mierda! 2148 01:42:57,095 --> 01:42:59,700 -(GRUNTS) -(DARIUS SCREAMS) 2149 01:42:59,735 --> 01:43:01,669 Ugh! 2150 01:43:01,704 --> 01:43:02,934 (BOTH GRUNT) 2151 01:43:02,969 --> 01:43:04,342 Arrgh! (GASPS) 2152 01:43:04,377 --> 01:43:05,739 -(SQUELCH) -Arrgh! 2153 01:43:05,774 --> 01:43:08,247 Your father's got you right where he wants you now, kid. 2154 01:43:08,282 --> 01:43:11,448 You're not my father. 2155 01:43:11,483 --> 01:43:12,350 (GRUNTS) 2156 01:43:12,385 --> 01:43:14,715 Just some dude my mom used to bang. 2157 01:43:14,750 --> 01:43:16,519 Ohh! Arrgh! 2158 01:43:16,554 --> 01:43:18,224 -(CRUNCHING) -God! what are you doing? 2159 01:43:18,259 --> 01:43:20,259 That's making me pee. 2160 01:43:20,294 --> 01:43:21,623 It's called tradecraft. 2161 01:43:21,658 --> 01:43:24,120 -You're so spry. -COMPUTER: Virus upload. 2162 01:43:24,155 --> 01:43:26,364 Time remaining - three minutes. 2163 01:43:26,399 --> 01:43:28,498 Forget your training, Junior? 2164 01:43:29,765 --> 01:43:31,666 You forget who trained me. 2165 01:43:33,098 --> 01:43:34,669 (BOTH WOMEN GRUNT) 2166 01:43:34,704 --> 01:43:36,935 -Ahh! -(GRUNTS) 2167 01:43:38,510 --> 01:43:41,313 -(PANTS AND GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 2168 01:43:41,348 --> 01:43:43,106 -DARIUS: Arrgh! -Motherfucker! 2169 01:43:43,141 --> 01:43:46,648 Ugh! (CHOKES AND COUGHS) 2170 01:43:47,915 --> 01:43:50,179 -Arrgh! -(GRUNTS) 2171 01:43:50,214 --> 01:43:52,720 (SCREAMS) 2172 01:43:52,755 --> 01:43:55,294 (BOTH GRUNT) 2173 01:43:55,329 --> 01:43:58,396 -(DARIUS GROANS) -(GRUNTS) 2174 01:43:58,431 --> 01:44:01,025 -ARISTOTLE: Yah! -(GRUNTS) 2175 01:44:01,060 --> 01:44:03,225 (CHUCKLES) 2176 01:44:03,260 --> 01:44:04,765 Guess we're at a stalemate. 2177 01:44:06,703 --> 01:44:08,505 I guess not. 2178 01:44:10,740 --> 01:44:12,377 (ARISTOTLE SNIGGERS) 2179 01:44:13,237 --> 01:44:16,480 Hello, darling. Did you finish the con woman? 2180 01:44:16,515 --> 01:44:18,911 SONIA: Her last words were that 2181 01:44:18,946 --> 01:44:22,079 she had something in common with her husband. 2182 01:44:22,114 --> 01:44:25,016 We're both fucking unkillable. 2183 01:44:25,051 --> 01:44:26,688 -(FIRES GUN) -Fuck! Arrgh! 2184 01:44:26,723 --> 01:44:28,921 COMPUTER: Virus upload - two minutes. 2185 01:44:28,956 --> 01:44:30,725 -Ohh! -(GRUNTS) 2186 01:44:30,760 --> 01:44:34,960 Triple-A always has three. Any last words? 2187 01:44:34,995 --> 01:44:37,963 Penknife's a very versatile tool. 2188 01:44:37,998 --> 01:44:39,635 No-one sees it coming. 2189 01:44:43,476 --> 01:44:47,511 You...motherfuckers. 2190 01:44:47,546 --> 01:44:51,449 (LAUGHS) That's right, papa dickless. 2191 01:44:51,484 --> 01:44:55,387 You gotta earn the right to call us motherfuckers. 2192 01:44:56,181 --> 01:44:58,522 -BOTH: Motherfucker. -Arrgh! 2193 01:44:59,756 --> 01:45:01,657 -COMPUTER: Virus upload. -(GASPS AND GRUNTS) 2194 01:45:01,692 --> 01:45:05,023 Time remaining - 50 seconds. 2195 01:45:09,766 --> 01:45:12,096 Not bad. 2196 01:45:12,131 --> 01:45:13,570 -But you failed. -Virus upload. 2197 01:45:13,605 --> 01:45:15,165 -Time remaining... -No, no, no. 2198 01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:16,837 There's gotta be a way to shut this down. 2199 01:45:16,872 --> 01:45:20,676 This ship was rigged to explode if you stop the virus. 2200 01:45:21,481 --> 01:45:24,944 Save yourself or save Europe. Which is it gonna be, Bryce? 2201 01:45:26,948 --> 01:45:29,817 -Peach gelato... -COMPUTER: 30 seconds. 2202 01:45:29,852 --> 01:45:31,489 ..or lavender fig? 2203 01:45:31,524 --> 01:45:35,284 We both know you were never one to make a hasty decision. 2204 01:45:35,319 --> 01:45:38,925 -Were you, Bry... -20 seconds. 2205 01:45:41,633 --> 01:45:44,029 Can we go on our honeymoon now? 2206 01:45:44,064 --> 01:45:47,164 We can be on our honeymoon... 2207 01:45:47,199 --> 01:45:48,737 -(RAPID BEEPING) -10, 9... 2208 01:45:48,772 --> 01:45:52,136 ..for the rest of our motherfucking lives. 2209 01:45:52,171 --> 01:45:53,907 -(BEEPING CONTINUES) -5, 4... 2210 01:45:53,942 --> 01:45:56,239 Oh, mi cucaracha. 2211 01:45:56,274 --> 01:45:59,143 COMPUTER: 1. Manual override. 2212 01:45:59,178 --> 01:46:02,113 -I love you... -Run! 2213 01:46:11,960 --> 01:46:15,027 (SLOW GUITAR BLUES) 2214 01:46:18,197 --> 01:46:20,406 (HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 2215 01:46:21,706 --> 01:46:25,103 MAN: The EU wishes to express our deepest gratitude 2216 01:46:25,138 --> 01:46:27,974 to the heroic efforts and investigation of Interpol. 2217 01:46:28,009 --> 01:46:29,580 In particular, I want to commend 2218 01:46:29,615 --> 01:46:31,648 the valour and the courage of agent Bobby O'Neill... 2219 01:46:31,683 --> 01:46:34,420 -CROWLEY: Hey, O'Neill. -Thank you. 2220 01:46:34,455 --> 01:46:36,081 CROWLEY: Congratulations. 2221 01:46:36,116 --> 01:46:38,523 I still don't agree with your methods. They're unorthodox. 2222 01:46:38,558 --> 01:46:39,920 But I must admit you get results. 2223 01:46:39,955 --> 01:46:43,022 Oh, is that your way of saying "I'm sorry"? 2224 01:46:43,057 --> 01:46:44,386 No. This is. 2225 01:46:44,421 --> 01:46:46,124 I'm recommending you for a permanent position 2226 01:46:46,159 --> 01:46:47,730 in the European division. 2227 01:46:47,765 --> 01:46:48,863 Wait, what? 2228 01:46:48,898 --> 01:46:51,327 You get your own office, SWAT team, unlimited budget. 2229 01:46:51,362 --> 01:46:52,900 If it makes you feel any better, 2230 01:46:52,935 --> 01:46:56,574 I found a bar down the street that carries Sam Adams. 2231 01:46:56,609 --> 01:46:58,510 Let me think about it over a beer. 2232 01:46:58,545 --> 01:47:00,611 DARIUS: Ain't this a bitch? 2233 01:47:00,646 --> 01:47:01,975 We do all the work, 2234 01:47:02,010 --> 01:47:03,878 these motherfuckers get all the credit. 2235 01:47:03,913 --> 01:47:06,782 Don't worry, baby, I talked to Booby 2236 01:47:06,817 --> 01:47:08,850 and he's gonna make it up to us. 2237 01:47:08,885 --> 01:47:12,117 O'NEILL: The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman. 2238 01:47:12,152 --> 01:47:13,954 You assholes look like shit. 2239 01:47:13,989 --> 01:47:16,385 Don't talk to us like that, you cheesy fuck. 2240 01:47:16,420 --> 01:47:17,991 We're not your bitches anymore. 2241 01:47:18,026 --> 01:47:19,894 Relax. 2242 01:47:19,929 --> 01:47:22,061 I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon. 2243 01:47:22,096 --> 01:47:23,128 Alright! 2244 01:47:23,163 --> 01:47:25,295 But you're still wanted. 2245 01:47:25,330 --> 01:47:27,132 So until Interpol clears up the legals, 2246 01:47:27,167 --> 01:47:30,201 I need all three of you on that yacht for the next 48 hours. 2247 01:47:30,236 --> 01:47:32,005 -Are we clear? -No. 2248 01:47:32,040 --> 01:47:33,809 Uh, Bob, quick sidebar. 2249 01:47:33,844 --> 01:47:36,339 No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face. 2250 01:47:36,374 --> 01:47:37,681 OK. 2251 01:47:37,716 --> 01:47:39,111 Fuck it. 2252 01:47:41,313 --> 01:47:43,720 -And? -Are you serious about that? 2253 01:47:43,755 --> 01:47:44,688 Deadly. 2254 01:47:44,723 --> 01:47:46,789 Youse are sicker fucks than I thought. 2255 01:47:47,726 --> 01:47:50,287 Here, you. Sign there. 2256 01:47:50,322 --> 01:47:52,630 Wait, what is this? This is... 2257 01:47:52,665 --> 01:47:55,732 Hold on a second. You... 2258 01:47:55,767 --> 01:47:58,570 You guys got my licence back? (LAUGHS) 2259 01:47:58,605 --> 01:48:01,507 -Come on! -I'll let her explain. 2260 01:48:03,610 --> 01:48:05,610 Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads. 2261 01:48:06,404 --> 01:48:08,514 Oh, Breesey... 2262 01:48:08,549 --> 01:48:12,012 -(LAUGHS) Thank you. -(LAUGHS) 2263 01:48:16,590 --> 01:48:18,656 What's she doing? 2264 01:48:19,692 --> 01:48:22,495 (PRAYS IN SPANISH) 2265 01:48:26,523 --> 01:48:29,425 My baby cucaracha, 2266 01:48:29,460 --> 01:48:31,867 you just signed the adoption papers. 2267 01:48:31,902 --> 01:48:34,639 -The what? -The adoption papers. 2268 01:48:34,674 --> 01:48:37,466 You are now our son! 2269 01:48:37,501 --> 01:48:39,072 (MUSIC WINDS DOWN) 2270 01:48:39,107 --> 01:48:40,612 BOTH: Wait, what the fuck?! 2271 01:48:40,647 --> 01:48:43,681 ('DO LEME AO PONTAL' BY TIM MAIA) 2272 01:48:59,523 --> 01:49:02,062 (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE) 2273 01:49:09,874 --> 01:49:11,874 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 2274 01:49:11,909 --> 01:49:14,140 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 2275 01:49:14,175 --> 01:49:16,307 O'NEILL: Really? That's your voicemail? 2276 01:49:16,342 --> 01:49:18,716 Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more time 2277 01:49:18,751 --> 01:49:20,179 to get your asses un-red-noticed, 2278 01:49:20,214 --> 01:49:22,720 so I need you on that yacht for at least another month. 2279 01:49:22,755 --> 01:49:24,315 You know what? Maybe two. 2280 01:49:24,350 --> 01:49:26,515 Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical. 2281 01:49:26,550 --> 01:49:28,517 And say hi to your mom and dad. 2282 01:49:28,552 --> 01:49:31,190 But don't call me! Ever! 2283 01:49:31,225 --> 01:49:32,598 Like, never ever! 2284 01:49:32,633 --> 01:49:34,732 -(SONIA MOANS) Oh, Darius. -(DARIUS MOANS) Oh, baby! 2285 01:49:34,767 --> 01:49:37,669 We finally get to make love just for the sake of fucking. 2286 01:49:37,704 --> 01:49:38,835 -(GRUNTS) -DARIUS: Ohh! 2287 01:49:38,870 --> 01:49:40,705 We don't have to worry about having a baby... 2288 01:49:40,740 --> 01:49:43,400 -(DARIUS YELPS) -..we have our little Breese. 2289 01:49:43,435 --> 01:49:46,337 DARIUS: What are you doing?! Oh, my God! 2290 01:49:46,372 --> 01:49:49,538 Oh! Sonia, what did you do? What's that hip movement? 2291 01:49:49,573 --> 01:49:51,012 Oh, baby, that hip movement! 2292 01:49:51,047 --> 01:49:54,543 -Oh, that's new pussy! -Oh, mi cucaracha! 2293 01:49:54,578 --> 01:49:56,622 (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE CONTINUES) 2294 01:50:37,192 --> 01:50:40,358 (DRAMATIC MUSIC)