WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12.871 --> 00:00:16.213 (MOMENTOUS MUSIC) 4 00:00:27.017 --> 00:00:28.192 TV COMMENTATOR: Tonight in London, 5 00:00:28.227 --> 00:00:30.018 we have the night of nights. 6 00:00:30.053 --> 00:00:32.493 Damn, there is so much talent in this city. 7 00:00:32.528 --> 00:00:35.364 The Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards. 8 00:00:35.399 --> 00:00:36.827 Now, these awards are given out 9 00:00:36.862 --> 00:00:39.500 to members of the executive protection industry, 10 00:00:39.535 --> 00:00:41.601 those that carry the Triple-A rating. 11 00:00:41.636 --> 00:00:43.669 It is the badge of honour. 12 00:00:45.376 --> 00:00:47.772 Who you most excited to see tonight, Mike? 13 00:00:47.807 --> 00:00:48.905 MIKE: Oh, my God. 14 00:00:48.940 --> 00:00:50.148 I mean, there is only one 15 00:00:50.183 --> 00:00:51.710 white-hot favourite here, Steve. 16 00:00:51.745 --> 00:00:54.152 And this bodyguard has had a tremendous year. 17 00:00:54.187 --> 00:00:55.846 His track record is untouchable. 18 00:00:55.881 --> 00:01:00.323 He has had the best client list, the best evasive car manoeuvres, 19 00:01:00.358 --> 00:01:02.391 the best gun-handling skills. 20 00:01:02.426 --> 00:01:03.887 Christ, he even has the best hair. 21 00:01:03.922 --> 00:01:07.231 And he actually insists his clients wear seatbelts. 22 00:01:07.266 --> 00:01:09.101 That's how safe this guy is. 23 00:01:09.136 --> 00:01:11.466 He's the bodyguard that needs no introduction. 24 00:01:11.501 --> 00:01:14.403 Michael Bryce is the clear favourite this year. 25 00:01:14.438 --> 00:01:16.306 AWARDS HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 26 00:01:16.341 --> 00:01:20.145 the 63rd annual Executive Protection Awards. 27 00:01:20.180 --> 00:01:22.873 So without further ado, the final award 28 00:01:22.908 --> 00:01:25.909 for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year. 29 00:01:25.944 --> 00:01:27.515 And the winner is... 30 00:01:29.013 --> 00:01:31.189 ..my personal hero. 31 00:01:32.049 --> 00:01:34.016 Michael Bryce! 32 00:01:34.051 --> 00:01:35.952 -(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) -MAN: Yes! 33 00:01:35.987 --> 00:01:37.525 What?! 34 00:01:37.560 --> 00:01:39.692 -MAN: Well done, Mike. -MICHAEL: Wow! 35 00:01:39.727 --> 00:01:41.265 Oh! 36 00:01:42.829 --> 00:01:44.829 -What?! -Good job! 37 00:01:44.864 --> 00:01:46.468 Wh...what? 38 00:01:47.999 --> 00:01:49.735 Oh, wow. 39 00:01:49.770 --> 00:01:51.836 Oh! So heavy! 40 00:01:52.905 --> 00:01:55.543 (SIGHS) Whoo! 41 00:01:57.041 --> 00:01:59.844 Wow. Uh, I just... 42 00:01:59.879 --> 00:02:00.944 (SOLITARY MAN CLAPS) 43 00:02:00.979 --> 00:02:02.616 I just... 44 00:02:02.651 --> 00:02:05.157 I just want to, um... 45 00:02:09.053 --> 00:02:10.855 I just, um... 46 00:02:10.890 --> 00:02:13.330 (MAN LAUGHS) 47 00:02:15.202 --> 00:02:16.729 MICHAEL: Darius? 48 00:02:16.764 --> 00:02:18.632 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 49 00:02:22.968 --> 00:02:24.605 -(SHRIEKS) -(AWARD CLATTERS) 50 00:02:24.640 --> 00:02:27.575 (FRANTIC MUSIC) 51 00:02:29.876 --> 00:02:31.183 (LAUGHS) 52 00:02:32.252 --> 00:02:34.813 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 53 00:02:40.326 --> 00:02:42.392 (LAUGHTER AND MUSIC FADE) 54 00:02:43.329 --> 00:02:45.989 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 55 00:02:46.024 --> 00:02:47.661 (WHISPERS) Kurosawa? 56 00:02:47.696 --> 00:02:48.926 Michael-san. 57 00:02:50.732 --> 00:02:52.468 (SPEAKS JAPANESE) 58 00:02:54.197 --> 00:02:55.801 (GUNSHOT) 59 00:02:56.936 --> 00:02:58.771 Tick-tock, motherfucker. 60 00:03:00.005 --> 00:03:02.346 (SCREAMS) 61 00:03:06.616 --> 00:03:08.583 And how often do you have this dream? 62 00:03:08.618 --> 00:03:10.255 Just once... 63 00:03:10.290 --> 00:03:11.883 -Oh, that's not too... -..a night. 64 00:03:11.918 --> 00:03:14.589 -Right. -Mostly when I'm asleep. 65 00:03:14.624 --> 00:03:16.822 It's what my life was supposed to be. 66 00:03:16.857 --> 00:03:19.363 I was the perfect executive protection agent 67 00:03:19.398 --> 00:03:20.958 until I lost it all... 68 00:03:21.994 --> 00:03:24.863 ..when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client. 69 00:03:24.898 --> 00:03:26.304 (GUNSHOT) 70 00:03:27.230 --> 00:03:30.033 Darius Kincaid. Is he a relative of yours? 71 00:03:30.068 --> 00:03:31.243 MICHAEL: God, no! 72 00:03:31.278 --> 00:03:32.970 He's a hit man wanted for, like, 73 00:03:33.005 --> 00:03:34.708 a zillion murders around the world. 74 00:03:34.743 --> 00:03:36.710 Which is why, when I protected him 75 00:03:36.745 --> 00:03:38.712 on a dangerous trip across Europe 76 00:03:38.747 --> 00:03:41.385 so he could give evidence at a war crimes trial - 77 00:03:41.420 --> 00:03:44.179 even took a bullet for him, I might add - 78 00:03:44.214 --> 00:03:45.983 the Bodyguarding Committee, they wouldn't... 79 00:03:46.018 --> 00:03:47.391 ..they wouldn't recognise it. 80 00:03:47.426 --> 00:03:49.855 Apparently they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths. 81 00:03:49.890 --> 00:03:52.693 So in two weeks, I have to go in front of a tribunal 82 00:03:52.728 --> 00:03:54.992 and try to get my Triple-A rated licence back. 83 00:03:55.027 --> 00:03:56.466 To deal with the future, 84 00:03:56.501 --> 00:03:58.897 we sometimes have to deal with the past. 85 00:03:58.932 --> 00:04:01.933 Now, is there anything you want to talk about 86 00:04:01.968 --> 00:04:03.506 from your childhood, perhaps? 87 00:04:03.541 --> 00:04:06.003 And my childhood would be relevant how? 88 00:04:06.038 --> 00:04:07.543 Well, quite often validation issues 89 00:04:07.578 --> 00:04:09.204 stem from a disapproving father. 90 00:04:09.239 --> 00:04:12.042 I don't have validation issues. 91 00:04:12.077 --> 00:04:13.714 I have a licensing issue. 92 00:04:13.749 --> 00:04:15.914 I am a bodyguard without a licence. 93 00:04:15.949 --> 00:04:20.424 That's like being a... a belly dancer without a torso. 94 00:04:21.427 --> 00:04:23.592 What are you thinking about right now, Michael? 95 00:04:24.595 --> 00:04:26.254 I'm thinking about the fact that you're seated 96 00:04:26.289 --> 00:04:27.761 six feet away from an exposed window with 97 00:04:27.796 --> 00:04:30.159 multiple sniper nest positions on the building opposite, 98 00:04:30.194 --> 00:04:31.963 most likely on the eighth floor. 99 00:04:31.998 --> 00:04:34.405 The additional height gives the marksman an advantage. 100 00:04:34.440 --> 00:04:35.604 I'm thinking about 101 00:04:35.639 --> 00:04:37.474 the closest available weapon to me right now - 102 00:04:37.509 --> 00:04:39.509 the letter opener/ stabbing instrument 103 00:04:39.544 --> 00:04:41.907 on the desk to my right. 104 00:04:41.942 --> 00:04:43.348 What are you thinking about? 105 00:04:44.142 --> 00:04:47.275 I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while 106 00:04:47.310 --> 00:04:49.046 and find happiness within. 107 00:04:49.081 --> 00:04:50.179 Within what? 108 00:04:50.214 --> 00:04:51.488 Within yourself! 109 00:04:51.523 --> 00:04:54.392 Happiness in who you are. 110 00:04:56.022 --> 00:04:57.087 I'm listening. 111 00:04:57.122 --> 00:04:58.462 Well, first things first - 112 00:04:58.497 --> 00:05:01.091 I think all the guns and violence are... 113 00:05:01.126 --> 00:05:02.631 ..weighing on your soul. 114 00:05:02.666 --> 00:05:05.469 So you need to get away and clear your mind 115 00:05:05.504 --> 00:05:08.934 and then you can find your future self. 116 00:05:09.970 --> 00:05:11.871 Wait, wait, like... 117 00:05:11.906 --> 00:05:13.708 ..like a cool... 118 00:05:13.743 --> 00:05:16.073 ..futuristic bodyguard with superpowers? 119 00:05:16.108 --> 00:05:17.580 No. Will you stop... 120 00:05:17.615 --> 00:05:20.880 Stop thinking about bodyguarding. (CHUCKLES) 121 00:05:21.685 --> 00:05:23.586 Do you have a dream vacation at all? 122 00:05:23.621 --> 00:05:26.050 I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year. 123 00:05:26.085 --> 00:05:27.557 So, how about Tuscany? 124 00:05:27.592 --> 00:05:30.285 No, not Tuscany. No Tuscany. Anything but Tuscany. 125 00:05:30.320 --> 00:05:32.826 OK. Uh, Capri then? 126 00:05:32.861 --> 00:05:34.025 Capri? 127 00:05:34.060 --> 00:05:36.533 Like the pants? 128 00:05:37.866 --> 00:05:39.602 Also, a lot clients find it helpful 129 00:05:39.637 --> 00:05:42.330 writing journal letters to their future self. 130 00:05:42.365 --> 00:05:44.706 -Or recording voice memos. -(GASPS) 131 00:05:45.973 --> 00:05:47.445 What if I call him? 132 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:49.337 I could leave him voice messages. 133 00:05:49.372 --> 00:05:52.109 I have my phone with me all the time. Joanne... 134 00:05:52.144 --> 00:05:53.550 This is great. 135 00:05:53.585 --> 00:05:55.684 I feel like we're making really great progress here. 136 00:05:55.719 --> 00:05:58.016 So do I. Yeah. 137 00:05:58.051 --> 00:06:01.789 And don't feel like you need to check in with me again. 138 00:06:01.824 --> 00:06:03.989 I mean, this is very much your journey now. 139 00:06:04.024 --> 00:06:05.430 (WHISPERS) My journey. 140 00:06:05.465 --> 00:06:07.256 You've graduated therapy. 141 00:06:07.291 --> 00:06:09.093 Graduated? 142 00:06:09.128 --> 00:06:10.996 Repeat after me. 143 00:06:12.967 --> 00:06:14.164 No bodyguarding. 144 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:16.672 N...no... 145 00:06:17.939 --> 00:06:22.040 -..buh.... -Bo... Bo... 146 00:06:22.075 --> 00:06:23.140 ..rodyguarding. 147 00:06:23.175 --> 00:06:24.273 -Good! -Mmm. 148 00:06:24.308 --> 00:06:25.747 -And no guns. -No guns. 149 00:06:25.782 --> 00:06:28.618 Wait. No, no. Hold on. Can I, uh... 150 00:06:28.653 --> 00:06:29.817 Can I keep my penknife, though? 151 00:06:29.852 --> 00:06:30.983 -Yeah, you can... -Very functional tool. 152 00:06:31.018 --> 00:06:32.853 I use it for a variety of different things. 153 00:06:32.888 --> 00:06:34.525 JOANNE: Just you and your future self 154 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:36.428 finding happiness within. 155 00:06:36.463 --> 00:06:37.759 Those are the only two people 156 00:06:37.794 --> 00:06:40.190 that you need to be protecting right now. 157 00:06:40.225 --> 00:06:41.389 -OK? -OK. 158 00:06:41.424 --> 00:06:42.632 I can't believe I graduated therapy! 159 00:06:42.667 --> 00:06:44.161 -I know! Congratulations. -It's really... 160 00:06:44.196 --> 00:06:46.768 Jesus Christ! 161 00:06:46.803 --> 00:06:48.132 Fuck! 162 00:06:48.167 --> 00:06:51.366 TV ANCHOR: After two years of crippling EU sanctions, 163 00:06:51.401 --> 00:06:53.808 Greece's economy has spiralled into freefall, 164 00:06:53.843 --> 00:06:56.646 causing mass demonstrations, civil unrest... 165 00:06:56.681 --> 00:06:58.912 REPORTER: And today outside the EU headquarters, 166 00:06:58.947 --> 00:07:00.375 tensions run high. 167 00:07:00.410 --> 00:07:01.585 With the expected announcement 168 00:07:01.620 --> 00:07:03.785 of yet further crippling sanctions, 169 00:07:03.820 --> 00:07:06.623 Greece's future hangs in the balance. 170 00:07:06.658 --> 00:07:08.625 ANCHOR: We now cross live as the head of the EU, 171 00:07:08.660 --> 00:07:11.661 Mr Walter Fiscer, will announce his decision. 172 00:07:11.696 --> 00:07:15.126 In four days' time, at the end of the fiscal year, 173 00:07:15.161 --> 00:07:17.392 the European Union will impose 174 00:07:17.427 --> 00:07:20.329 further economic and financial sanctions 175 00:07:20.364 --> 00:07:21.605 on the nation of Greece. 176 00:07:21.640 --> 00:07:24.102 -(REPORTERS CLAMOUR) -There will be no questions. 177 00:07:24.137 --> 00:07:26.478 We are moving Mr Fiscer to the extraction point. 178 00:07:26.513 --> 00:07:28.139 Prepare the helicopter. 179 00:07:33.047 --> 00:07:34.585 -(TWO GUNSHOTS) -(PANTS) 180 00:07:34.620 --> 00:07:37.489 REPORTER: Today's announcement of further sanctions 181 00:07:37.524 --> 00:07:40.019 has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens 182 00:07:40.054 --> 00:07:42.824 with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage. 183 00:07:42.859 --> 00:07:44.628 Walter Fiscer, the head of the EU, 184 00:07:44.663 --> 00:07:46.322 has been reported missing amid... 185 00:07:46.357 --> 00:07:48.764 MAN: Did you know that Greece 186 00:07:48.799 --> 00:07:52.603 is the motherland of civilisation? 187 00:07:52.638 --> 00:07:54.770 Walter Fiscer's administration has overseen... 188 00:07:54.805 --> 00:07:58.477 She gave the world art and... 189 00:07:59.304 --> 00:08:01.876 ..science, culture... 190 00:08:04.012 --> 00:08:05.715 ..and tragedy. 191 00:08:08.511 --> 00:08:10.753 (WHISPERS) Aristotle... 192 00:08:10.788 --> 00:08:12.722 ..if this is about the decision... 193 00:08:12.757 --> 00:08:15.450 -You must reverse it. -There is no way. 194 00:08:15.485 --> 00:08:17.287 It was a democratic vote. 195 00:08:17.322 --> 00:08:20.125 Greece gave you democracy. 196 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:22.028 I was an orphan, abandoned. 197 00:08:22.063 --> 00:08:25.394 Greece took me in, gave me everything. 198 00:08:25.429 --> 00:08:27.539 There is nothing I can do. 199 00:08:27.574 --> 00:08:30.036 I swear on my family. 200 00:08:30.071 --> 00:08:31.576 Please! 201 00:08:31.611 --> 00:08:36.405 Contact Carlo and initiate the plan. 202 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:38.506 What plan? 203 00:08:38.541 --> 00:08:42.818 You have suffocated my country, Mr Fiscer. 204 00:08:45.053 --> 00:08:47.218 But mark my words... 205 00:08:47.253 --> 00:08:49.924 ..in four days' time, 206 00:08:49.959 --> 00:08:54.027 at the exact moment your sanctions will commence, 207 00:08:54.062 --> 00:08:57.294 all of Europe's infrastructure will burn. 208 00:08:58.462 --> 00:09:01.804 Financial markets will collapse. 209 00:09:02.774 --> 00:09:05.401 And millions of lives will be lost. 210 00:09:05.436 --> 00:09:06.435 (SCREAMS) 211 00:09:06.470 --> 00:09:08.910 While Greece will return to 212 00:09:08.945 --> 00:09:13.376 her rightful place as the centre of civilisation! 213 00:09:13.411 --> 00:09:14.718 (SCREAMS) 214 00:09:14.753 --> 00:09:17.721 (DEBUSSY'S 'CLAIR DE LUNE') 215 00:09:26.633 --> 00:09:28.193 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 216 00:09:28.228 --> 00:09:30.426 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 217 00:09:30.461 --> 00:09:32.494 MICHAEL: Hey there, future Michael. 218 00:09:32.529 --> 00:09:33.671 It's today Michael. 219 00:09:33.706 --> 00:09:35.035 I'm not great at first impressions. 220 00:09:35.070 --> 00:09:36.203 I just wanna say that 221 00:09:36.238 --> 00:09:39.270 I think you'd be proud to know that I graduated therapy. 222 00:09:39.305 --> 00:09:42.372 I'm officially on sabbatical and, to be honest, 223 00:09:42.407 --> 00:09:44.407 I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. 224 00:09:44.442 --> 00:09:45.980 It's only been 12 hours, 225 00:09:46.015 --> 00:09:49.016 but already, the world feels more abundant, 226 00:09:49.051 --> 00:09:53.119 as if somehow it's been waiting for me to make this change. 227 00:09:53.154 --> 00:09:54.758 I think about my licence 228 00:09:54.793 --> 00:09:58.058 and I ask myself, "What was I so worked up about?" 229 00:09:58.093 --> 00:10:02.359 In fact, for the first time since Kincaid killed Kurosawa, 230 00:10:02.394 --> 00:10:06.671 I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding 231 00:10:06.706 --> 00:10:09.201 or guns or blood. 232 00:10:09.236 --> 00:10:10.939 I know this sounds crazy, but... 233 00:10:10.974 --> 00:10:12.941 this really feels like a new be... 234 00:10:12.976 --> 00:10:15.372 Let's go, 'Breese'! (FIRES GUN) 235 00:10:15.407 --> 00:10:17.209 -Vamonos, vamonos, vamonos! -Oh! No! 236 00:10:17.244 --> 00:10:19.442 -(GUNFIRE) -Whoa! Hey! 237 00:10:19.477 --> 00:10:21.884 What's going on?! What the... 238 00:10:21.919 --> 00:10:23.617 -What's happening? -Come on! 239 00:10:26.693 --> 00:10:29.056 I know you! Don't I know you? 240 00:10:29.091 --> 00:10:31.663 I'm Sonia Kincaid. 241 00:10:31.698 --> 00:10:33.698 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) 242 00:10:33.733 --> 00:10:36.833 The Mafia took my husband. We have to go get him. 243 00:10:36.868 --> 00:10:38.703 No, no, no. I'm not getting involved in this. 244 00:10:38.738 --> 00:10:41.167 I'm under strict psychological orders that... 245 00:10:42.335 --> 00:10:43.334 How'd you find me? 246 00:10:43.369 --> 00:10:45.072 -(SONIA SCREAMS) -(JOANNE SHRIEKS) 247 00:10:45.107 --> 00:10:48.603 -(SHOUTS) Where the fuck is he? -(SCREAMS) 248 00:10:48.638 --> 00:10:50.913 -(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) -Hold on a second. 249 00:10:50.948 --> 00:10:53.278 Finally Darius isn't haunting my dreams, alright? 250 00:10:53.313 --> 00:10:54.477 I'm not doing this. 251 00:10:54.512 --> 00:10:56.314 (YELPS) 252 00:10:56.349 --> 00:10:58.250 If you don't help me, 253 00:10:58.285 --> 00:11:00.758 I am gonna put my strap-on on 254 00:11:00.793 --> 00:11:02.584 and I'm gonna fuck your dreams 255 00:11:02.619 --> 00:11:05.620 until they wish they were your nightmares. 256 00:11:05.655 --> 00:11:07.622 Motherfuckers! 257 00:11:07.657 --> 00:11:10.196 First of all, your mouth needs an exorcism. 258 00:11:10.231 --> 00:11:12.264 Second of all, why does he need my help? 259 00:11:12.299 --> 00:11:15.366 He said, "Get Michael Breese." 260 00:11:15.401 --> 00:11:17.203 -He said that? -Yes! 261 00:11:17.238 --> 00:11:19.403 -I thought he hated me. -Come on, let's go! 262 00:11:19.438 --> 00:11:20.437 You are vile! 263 00:11:20.472 --> 00:11:23.847 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) 264 00:11:23.882 --> 00:11:26.476 What did he say exactly? What was Kincaid's tone? 265 00:11:26.511 --> 00:11:27.510 (MEN SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 266 00:11:27.545 --> 00:11:29.787 (FIRES GUN) Who gives a fuck? 267 00:11:29.822 --> 00:11:31.987 Come on, let's go! Get on it! 268 00:11:32.022 --> 00:11:34.220 -(GUNFIRE) -(ENGINE PUTTS) 269 00:11:36.719 --> 00:11:38.257 Move, move! 270 00:11:38.292 --> 00:11:39.621 Take the gun. 271 00:11:39.656 --> 00:11:41.359 No, I'm not doing guns right now. 272 00:11:41.394 --> 00:11:42.701 (MEN SHOUT IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 273 00:11:44.133 --> 00:11:46.496 Are you kidding me? (MOCKINGLY) "I'm not doing guns right now." 274 00:11:46.531 --> 00:11:48.366 MICHAEL: I don't sound like that. 275 00:11:50.700 --> 00:11:52.975 You useless fuck! 276 00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:55.670 MICHAEL: Jesus! I got it. 277 00:11:55.705 --> 00:11:57.144 Hurry up! 278 00:11:57.179 --> 00:12:00.081 ('LINING THE TRACK' BY DAN SMITH) 279 00:12:02.184 --> 00:12:05.251 Pedal to the metal and stay away from my boobs! 280 00:12:05.286 --> 00:12:06.758 MICHAEL: Jesus Christ! 281 00:12:18.068 --> 00:12:20.266 (GUNSHOTS) 282 00:12:30.410 --> 00:12:32.179 (GRUNTS) 283 00:12:36.119 --> 00:12:39.318 Whoa! Wait! No, no, there's gotta be a safer way down. 284 00:12:39.353 --> 00:12:42.189 There's gotta be a safer way, maybe like a switch... OK. 285 00:12:45.656 --> 00:12:48.030 -Really? Oh! -(GUNFIRE) 286 00:12:51.761 --> 00:12:54.102 (GUNSHOTS) 287 00:13:00.803 --> 00:13:03.045 (MICHAEL GASPS) 288 00:13:04.576 --> 00:13:06.015 So, where is he? 289 00:13:06.050 --> 00:13:08.776 They took him from me, Breese. 290 00:13:08.811 --> 00:13:11.581 We were gonna go on our honeymoon 291 00:13:11.616 --> 00:13:13.715 finally, after all these years! 292 00:13:13.750 --> 00:13:16.223 We've NEVER had a honeymoon! 293 00:13:16.258 --> 00:13:19.688 We were gonna take a road trip through Italy. 294 00:13:19.723 --> 00:13:22.064 I always dreamt of it, you know? 295 00:13:22.099 --> 00:13:26.464 Ay, everything was going to be so romantic, so perfect, 296 00:13:26.499 --> 00:13:32.305 and then this fucking hijo de puta cucaracha motherfucker 297 00:13:32.340 --> 00:13:37.310 took off on the most exciting moment of our first night 298 00:13:37.345 --> 00:13:39.213 of our honeymoon. 299 00:13:40.117 --> 00:13:42.579 The next thing I know, the phone rings 300 00:13:42.614 --> 00:13:44.119 and he's been captured by the Mafia. 301 00:13:44.154 --> 00:13:45.120 DARIUS: Baby, I need help! 302 00:13:45.155 --> 00:13:47.155 But he's a workaholic, Breese. 303 00:13:47.190 --> 00:13:50.587 I KNOW he took a motherfucking job! 304 00:13:50.622 --> 00:13:51.753 Oh, he is a monster. 305 00:13:51.788 --> 00:13:53.260 I just want him to provide me 306 00:13:53.295 --> 00:13:55.933 with the stability that we need to start a family. 307 00:13:55.968 --> 00:13:57.693 Did you say 'family'? 308 00:13:57.728 --> 00:14:00.300 You dumb fuck! We're trying to have a baby. 309 00:14:00.335 --> 00:14:02.533 (SIREN WAILS) 310 00:14:03.338 --> 00:14:05.404 (WHISPERS) May God have mercy on our souls. 311 00:14:07.507 --> 00:14:09.705 We have fucked so hard 312 00:14:09.740 --> 00:14:12.180 and so tenderly. 313 00:14:13.348 --> 00:14:16.679 And in so many different places and positions and... 314 00:14:16.714 --> 00:14:18.252 MICHAEL: Mmm. Mm-mm. 315 00:14:18.287 --> 00:14:20.815 And I just haven't gotten pregnant. 316 00:14:20.850 --> 00:14:21.926 (SHIP'S HORN BLARES) 317 00:14:21.961 --> 00:14:23.686 You know what I think the problem is? 318 00:14:23.721 --> 00:14:26.128 -Biology. -Yeah. 319 00:14:26.163 --> 00:14:28.295 Mi diamante is too tight. 320 00:14:28.330 --> 00:14:29.494 Your what? 321 00:14:29.529 --> 00:14:30.858 -My pussy, motherfucker. -Oh. 322 00:14:30.893 --> 00:14:32.365 My pussy's just too tight. 323 00:14:32.400 --> 00:14:35.335 And since Darius uses all his testosterone in his macho shit, 324 00:14:35.370 --> 00:14:37.832 the whiny sperm abort the mission 325 00:14:37.867 --> 00:14:39.207 halfway up my pussy pipe. 326 00:14:39.242 --> 00:14:42.078 -Goddamn it. -Goddamn it! 327 00:14:42.113 --> 00:14:44.245 (WOMEN GASP AND MUTTER) 328 00:14:46.381 --> 00:14:47.446 Hi. 329 00:14:48.350 --> 00:14:52.484 SONIA: I'm going to be such a good mother. 330 00:14:53.850 --> 00:14:56.928 I can't imagine...anyone gooder. 331 00:14:56.963 --> 00:14:59.062 Do you have pepper spray? I'm on sabbatical. 332 00:15:03.662 --> 00:15:06.333 (E-CIGARETTE RASPS) 333 00:15:09.503 --> 00:15:11.701 Good evening, gentlemen. 334 00:15:11.736 --> 00:15:13.109 Who's that? 335 00:15:13.144 --> 00:15:15.804 Your mysterious boss? 336 00:15:15.839 --> 00:15:18.543 The client we never get to meet? 337 00:15:18.578 --> 00:15:20.644 Not your concern. 338 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:22.514 Your concern is the demonstration. 339 00:15:22.549 --> 00:15:24.747 So please... 340 00:15:24.782 --> 00:15:26.452 ..demonstrate. 341 00:15:34.231 --> 00:15:39.069 Data junctions are always encased in tungsten carbide. 342 00:15:39.104 --> 00:15:41.533 The only thing harder... 343 00:15:43.075 --> 00:15:44.470 ..is diamond. 344 00:15:44.505 --> 00:15:45.604 (TOOL WHIRRS) 345 00:15:45.640 --> 00:15:48.342 There are thousands of data junctions across Europe, 346 00:15:48.377 --> 00:15:52.313 each of them located by classified coordinates. 347 00:15:52.348 --> 00:15:55.184 The bigger the junction you wish to hack, 348 00:15:55.219 --> 00:15:56.911 the bigger the drill you will need. 349 00:15:56.946 --> 00:15:59.221 Then it's just a matter of uploading 350 00:15:59.256 --> 00:16:02.851 my custom-built Phantom H7 virus, 351 00:16:02.886 --> 00:16:05.128 selecting the radius of the attack, 352 00:16:05.163 --> 00:16:08.725 weaponising everything connected to the grid, 353 00:16:08.760 --> 00:16:12.960 crippling every computer, GPS and wi-fi system in the region. 354 00:16:12.995 --> 00:16:14.434 COMPUTER: Target locked. 355 00:16:14.469 --> 00:16:16.007 Bye-bye. 356 00:16:17.340 --> 00:16:20.143 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 357 00:16:23.808 --> 00:16:26.017 (PEOPLE SCREAM) 358 00:16:35.622 --> 00:16:37.193 (PEOPLE SCREAM) 359 00:16:42.464 --> 00:16:44.101 Satisfied? 360 00:16:44.136 --> 00:16:46.598 ARISTOTLE: It's perfect. 361 00:16:49.570 --> 00:16:51.108 Very. 362 00:16:51.968 --> 00:16:53.275 Kill them. 363 00:16:53.310 --> 00:16:55.376 Copy that. Target locked. 364 00:16:57.776 --> 00:16:59.380 (INHALES) 365 00:17:01.417 --> 00:17:03.417 (GRUNTS) 366 00:17:10.096 --> 00:17:11.887 REPORTER 1: The city of Zagreb has woken 367 00:17:11.922 --> 00:17:13.658 to absolute chaos this morning 368 00:17:13.693 --> 00:17:17.761 after a high-velocity surge wiped out a five-mile radius 369 00:17:17.796 --> 00:17:18.993 of its power grid. 370 00:17:19.028 --> 00:17:22.337 The climbing death toll has now reached 75. 371 00:17:22.372 --> 00:17:23.701 REPORTER 2: Early reports suggest 372 00:17:23.736 --> 00:17:25.241 that a freak lightning strike 373 00:17:25.276 --> 00:17:27.001 on a data junction was to blame. 374 00:17:27.036 --> 00:17:28.607 What? 375 00:17:29.544 --> 00:17:31.511 No, I need round-the-clock surveillance 376 00:17:31.546 --> 00:17:33.744 on my informant right fucking now. 377 00:17:38.586 --> 00:17:40.751 WOMAN: Mr O'Neill. 378 00:17:41.919 --> 00:17:43.292 Superintendent Crowley. 379 00:17:43.327 --> 00:17:45.921 With half of Greece in a state of anarchy, 380 00:17:45.956 --> 00:17:48.198 I hope you have a very good reason 381 00:17:48.233 --> 00:17:50.233 for pulling me out of a UN security summit. 382 00:17:50.268 --> 00:17:52.466 Goddamn right I do. Seen the news? 383 00:17:52.501 --> 00:17:54.996 The damage to the data tower's in line with a lightning strike 384 00:17:55.031 --> 00:17:56.470 and I'm inclined to agree. 385 00:17:56.505 --> 00:17:59.638 Does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you? 386 00:18:01.103 --> 00:18:03.411 It also looks like Gunther Von Weber. 387 00:18:03.446 --> 00:18:06.744 He's wanted in 16 countries for hacking, infiltrating 388 00:18:06.779 --> 00:18:09.747 and undermining the world's most secure cyber systems. 389 00:18:09.782 --> 00:18:11.749 Hey, Ivan Drago. 390 00:18:11.784 --> 00:18:13.454 Where'd you find this body? 391 00:18:13.489 --> 00:18:16.325 -(SPEAKS CROATIAN) -What'd you say? What'd he say? 392 00:18:16.360 --> 00:18:18.888 (SCOTTISH ACCENT) Said he found it next to the data tower. 393 00:18:18.923 --> 00:18:20.560 What the fuck did you just say? 394 00:18:20.595 --> 00:18:23.233 He found him next to the data tower. 395 00:18:23.268 --> 00:18:26.302 Oh, next to the data tower. 396 00:18:26.337 --> 00:18:28.469 (SIGHS) Where are you going with this? 397 00:18:28.504 --> 00:18:31.065 My Italian informant called and specified there was 398 00:18:31.100 --> 00:18:33.144 a large-scale cyber attack in four days. 399 00:18:33.179 --> 00:18:35.905 Mr O'Neill, you have been warned repeatedly 400 00:18:35.940 --> 00:18:37.104 that it's against protocol 401 00:18:37.139 --> 00:18:39.513 to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants. 402 00:18:39.548 --> 00:18:41.911 Listen, I have been in Europe for a month, OK, 403 00:18:41.946 --> 00:18:45.046 and the only thing you people do is watch fucking soccer. 404 00:18:45.081 --> 00:18:46.850 Not one bar carries Sam Adams. 405 00:18:46.885 --> 00:18:50.227 So the least you could do is let me do what we do in Boston, OK? 406 00:18:50.262 --> 00:18:53.021 We work with the bad guys to get the worse guys. 407 00:18:53.056 --> 00:18:54.594 This was a trial run, 408 00:18:54.629 --> 00:18:56.959 and Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates 409 00:18:56.994 --> 00:18:58.235 tomorrow night in Portofino. 410 00:18:58.270 --> 00:18:59.302 Alright, what do you want? 411 00:18:59.337 --> 00:19:01.799 I want an office, I want a SWAT team, 412 00:19:01.834 --> 00:19:03.273 I want an unlimited budget. 413 00:19:03.308 --> 00:19:05.176 And if I solve this case, 414 00:19:05.211 --> 00:19:07.343 I want you to send me back to Boston. 415 00:19:07.378 --> 00:19:11.578 I'll give you 24 hours and a surveillance van. 416 00:19:13.648 --> 00:19:14.746 I need a translator. 417 00:19:14.781 --> 00:19:16.110 You can have mine. 418 00:19:16.145 --> 00:19:18.651 I was hoping one that spoke English. 419 00:19:18.686 --> 00:19:20.323 Keep an eye on him. 420 00:19:22.151 --> 00:19:24.426 Hmm. What do they call you? 421 00:19:24.461 --> 00:19:25.757 Ailso. 422 00:19:25.792 --> 00:19:27.726 'Asshole'? 423 00:19:27.761 --> 00:19:29.266 Ailso. 424 00:19:29.301 --> 00:19:32.236 It's a traditional Scottish name. 425 00:19:32.271 --> 00:19:35.206 Alright, William Wallace. Warm up the chopper. 426 00:19:35.241 --> 00:19:37.835 We're going to Italy. 427 00:19:37.870 --> 00:19:41.278 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 428 00:19:42.578 --> 00:19:43.907 (BANG!) 429 00:19:51.983 --> 00:19:53.818 Darius Kincaid. 430 00:19:55.789 --> 00:19:59.329 A little birdie told me that you were in town. 431 00:20:01.861 --> 00:20:03.124 Remember me? 432 00:20:03.159 --> 00:20:05.060 Your old pal, Carlo. 433 00:20:05.095 --> 00:20:06.468 I remember killing 434 00:20:06.503 --> 00:20:08.239 a bunch of motherfuckers who worked for you. 435 00:20:08.274 --> 00:20:10.098 I remember that too. 436 00:20:10.133 --> 00:20:14.905 Now I'd like to introduce you to my friend, 437 00:20:14.940 --> 00:20:17.809 the butcher of Terracina. 438 00:20:19.879 --> 00:20:21.648 (DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS) 439 00:20:24.686 --> 00:20:26.917 This reminds me of the spa back at the hotel. 440 00:20:26.952 --> 00:20:28.226 Really? 441 00:20:29.020 --> 00:20:30.426 Not at all. 442 00:20:30.461 --> 00:20:34.991 These are the tiny cockheads that are holding my cucaracha. 443 00:20:36.126 --> 00:20:38.434 Wait - who were the guys back in Capri? 444 00:20:38.469 --> 00:20:41.470 They were so rude, Breese. 445 00:20:41.505 --> 00:20:44.308 Can you believe one of them grabbed my ass? 446 00:20:44.343 --> 00:20:45.837 (MAN GROANS) 447 00:20:47.313 --> 00:20:49.478 (PEOPLE YELL) 448 00:20:49.513 --> 00:20:51.315 -Whoa, whoa... -(GUNSHOT) 449 00:20:52.142 --> 00:20:53.416 Oh, my God. 450 00:20:53.451 --> 00:20:55.649 OK, let's blast this motherf... 451 00:20:55.684 --> 00:20:57.618 Whoa! Whoa, whoa. OK, look. No. 452 00:20:57.653 --> 00:20:59.213 You go in there guns blazing, 453 00:20:59.248 --> 00:21:00.852 they're gonna get trigger-happy inside, 454 00:21:00.887 --> 00:21:02.249 then it's bye-bye, Darius. 455 00:21:02.284 --> 00:21:04.493 He asked for me. He needs me. 456 00:21:04.528 --> 00:21:06.253 So we're gonna do this my way. 457 00:21:06.288 --> 00:21:10.631 That means no killing, no guns, and no blood. 458 00:21:10.666 --> 00:21:13.304 Boring is always best. Understood? 459 00:21:14.340 --> 00:21:16.439 Of course not. What... 460 00:21:17.233 --> 00:21:19.035 Jesus Christ! 461 00:21:22.645 --> 00:21:24.579 Fuck. (GRUNTS) 462 00:21:24.614 --> 00:21:26.240 Yoo-hoo! 463 00:21:26.275 --> 00:21:28.517 Hello, boys! 464 00:21:29.949 --> 00:21:31.619 I got a little lost. 465 00:21:31.654 --> 00:21:33.720 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 466 00:21:33.755 --> 00:21:35.953 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 467 00:21:35.988 --> 00:21:37.790 Hey, future Mike! (GRUNTS) 468 00:21:39.123 --> 00:21:40.221 It's me! 469 00:21:40.256 --> 00:21:42.333 Listen, I know the Bodyguard Review Board 470 00:21:42.368 --> 00:21:44.929 would not look favourably on this, but, uh... 471 00:21:44.964 --> 00:21:48.339 ..but I had to take a sabbatical from my sabbatical. 472 00:21:48.374 --> 00:21:51.034 Something's come up beyond my control. 473 00:21:56.272 --> 00:21:57.381 Anyway, 474 00:21:57.416 --> 00:21:59.207 I'm not bodyguarding. 475 00:21:59.242 --> 00:22:01.176 I'm just helping this guy out. 476 00:22:01.211 --> 00:22:02.716 Because... One sec. 477 00:22:02.751 --> 00:22:04.718 (GRUNTS) 478 00:22:06.315 --> 00:22:07.358 He's still alive. 479 00:22:07.393 --> 00:22:08.986 Because the alternative 480 00:22:09.021 --> 00:22:10.922 is his even scarier wife 481 00:22:10.957 --> 00:22:13.056 sodomising my dreams. 482 00:22:13.091 --> 00:22:16.433 That's really gonna get in the way of my transformation. 483 00:22:17.436 --> 00:22:19.370 -(MAN YELPS) -(MICHAEL GRUNTS) 484 00:22:20.164 --> 00:22:22.131 Do I love what I'm doing right now? 485 00:22:22.166 --> 00:22:24.507 Absolutely not. 486 00:22:25.301 --> 00:22:26.443 Still alive. 487 00:22:26.478 --> 00:22:28.544 But I think you'd be pretty proud of me 488 00:22:28.579 --> 00:22:30.414 for staying true to my journey. 489 00:22:30.449 --> 00:22:32.075 Talk to ya soon. 490 00:22:36.114 --> 00:22:37.344 What have you done? 491 00:22:37.379 --> 00:22:40.182 These fuckers got a little bit too fresh. 492 00:22:40.217 --> 00:22:42.987 I specifically said no killing, no blood 493 00:22:43.022 --> 00:22:44.824 and no guns. 494 00:22:44.859 --> 00:22:47.024 I'm NOT on sabbatical. 495 00:22:47.059 --> 00:22:48.498 Where is your shirt? 496 00:22:48.533 --> 00:22:50.060 -(GUNFIRE) -(YELLS) 497 00:22:50.095 --> 00:22:53.734 (SCREAMS) 498 00:22:55.166 --> 00:22:56.902 -CARLO: Deal with it! -(MEN YELL) 499 00:23:03.977 --> 00:23:05.009 (SONIA SHOUTS) 500 00:23:13.382 --> 00:23:16.053 (SCREAMS) 501 00:23:17.793 --> 00:23:19.529 (ROARS) 502 00:23:24.063 --> 00:23:26.635 ('HELLO' BY LIONEL RICHIE) 503 00:23:30.971 --> 00:23:33.037 (MUFFLED) Baby! 504 00:23:33.072 --> 00:23:35.479 (LAUGHS) 505 00:23:39.815 --> 00:23:45.918 ♪ I've been alone with you inside my mind 506 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:51.352 ♪ And in my dreams I've kissed your lips 507 00:23:51.387 --> 00:23:54.498 ♪ A thousand times... ♪ 508 00:23:54.533 --> 00:23:56.731 -DARIUS: Uh...hang on. -(SONG STOPS) 509 00:23:56.766 --> 00:23:59.833 What the fuck is he doing here? 510 00:23:59.868 --> 00:24:03.573 I believe it's pronounced 'thank you'. 511 00:24:03.608 --> 00:24:05.542 -For what? -For saving your life. 512 00:24:05.577 --> 00:24:07.269 Again and again and again. 513 00:24:07.304 --> 00:24:09.073 I never asked you to save shit! 514 00:24:09.108 --> 00:24:15.211 Baby, what in the absolute fuck is Michael Bryce doing here? 515 00:24:15.246 --> 00:24:17.345 You said, 516 00:24:17.380 --> 00:24:20.216 "Baby, get me Michael Breese!" 517 00:24:20.251 --> 00:24:21.558 -DARIUS: What? -(CHUCKLES) 518 00:24:21.593 --> 00:24:24.528 No! No, no, no, no, no. I said... 519 00:24:24.563 --> 00:24:26.222 Baby, I need help. 520 00:24:26.257 --> 00:24:28.191 Get anyone... 521 00:24:28.226 --> 00:24:30.534 "..BUT Michael Bryce." 522 00:24:30.569 --> 00:24:33.130 SONIA: What? Didn't he save your cucaracha's ass? 523 00:24:33.165 --> 00:24:35.297 DARIUS: Doesn't mean I gotta be best friends with him. 524 00:24:35.332 --> 00:24:39.433 He is the most annoying motherfucker on planet Earth. 525 00:24:39.468 --> 00:24:40.973 Excuse me! 526 00:24:41.008 --> 00:24:42.546 I have 20/20 hearing. 527 00:24:42.581 --> 00:24:45.516 I can hear you. The dead guys can hear you. 528 00:24:45.551 --> 00:24:47.012 And what do you mean, I'm the most 529 00:24:47.047 --> 00:24:48.585 annoying motherfucker on planet Earth, huh? 530 00:24:48.620 --> 00:24:50.851 How many times have you nearly got me killed? 531 00:24:50.886 --> 00:24:52.248 Not enough! 532 00:24:52.283 --> 00:24:54.052 Come on, baby, let's get out of here 533 00:24:54.087 --> 00:24:56.417 before he starts the in-flight safety demonstration. 534 00:24:56.452 --> 00:24:57.418 (MAN GRUNTS) 535 00:24:57.453 --> 00:24:59.497 (SCREAMS) 536 00:25:03.195 --> 00:25:04.865 Are you using pepper spray? 537 00:25:06.033 --> 00:25:07.868 I'm on sabbatical. 538 00:25:08.673 --> 00:25:11.399 And, uh, I'm trying to find my spiritual awake... 539 00:25:11.434 --> 00:25:12.939 (GAGS) 540 00:25:12.974 --> 00:25:14.974 ..awake... 541 00:25:15.009 --> 00:25:18.010 (LAUGHS) 542 00:25:19.079 --> 00:25:21.310 Motherfucker, you wouldn't know chi 543 00:25:21.345 --> 00:25:22.652 if you fucked... (FADES) 544 00:25:22.687 --> 00:25:24.588 (MICHAEL SHOUTS) Hey! 545 00:25:25.415 --> 00:25:28.053 I didn't have to be here, you know. 546 00:25:28.858 --> 00:25:32.123 I...I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes! 547 00:25:32.158 --> 00:25:35.632 I had a linen robe with an insanely high thread count. 548 00:25:35.667 --> 00:25:37.293 It was like sleeping in a cloud! 549 00:25:37.328 --> 00:25:40.164 -Namaste, motherfucker. -(LAUGHS) 550 00:25:40.199 --> 00:25:41.231 (SCREAMS) 551 00:25:41.266 --> 00:25:42.430 Darius? 552 00:25:42.465 --> 00:25:43.805 (SCREAMS) 553 00:25:43.840 --> 00:25:46.610 MICHAEL: Well, this is just precious. 554 00:25:46.645 --> 00:25:48.007 DARIUS: Will you stop whining? 555 00:25:48.042 --> 00:25:50.845 (BOTH TALK AT ONCE) 556 00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:53.914 O'NEILL: The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman. 557 00:25:53.949 --> 00:25:55.883 You dumb fucks just killed Carlo, 558 00:25:55.918 --> 00:25:58.182 the informant that was gonna punch my ticket home. 559 00:25:58.217 --> 00:25:59.887 Who the fuck are you? 560 00:25:59.922 --> 00:26:02.450 Interpol Agent Bobby O'Neill. That's who the fuck I am. 561 00:26:02.485 --> 00:26:05.552 And I know who all three of you shitheads are. 562 00:26:05.587 --> 00:26:07.191 Michael Bryce. 563 00:26:07.226 --> 00:26:09.160 Triple-A rated bodyguard. 564 00:26:09.195 --> 00:26:10.601 Pillar of the community. 565 00:26:10.636 --> 00:26:11.833 Present, thank you. 566 00:26:11.868 --> 00:26:14.363 Only I know you lost your licence to protect 567 00:26:14.398 --> 00:26:15.969 when Shotgun Willie there killed Kurosawa. 568 00:26:16.004 --> 00:26:19.038 No, no, that's under review, OK? Kincaid took that shot... 569 00:26:19.073 --> 00:26:20.710 Moreover... 570 00:26:22.274 --> 00:26:23.504 ..you're still taking clients. 571 00:26:23.539 --> 00:26:26.375 Name...one. 572 00:26:26.410 --> 00:26:28.014 The Sultan of Mandara. 573 00:26:28.049 --> 00:26:29.282 Brussels. 574 00:26:29.317 --> 00:26:32.315 Your Majesty, I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent. 575 00:26:32.350 --> 00:26:34.515 (GUNSHOTS) 576 00:26:34.550 --> 00:26:36.451 Contact, contact! 577 00:26:36.486 --> 00:26:38.090 That's a felony, pal. 578 00:26:38.125 --> 00:26:39.586 Fucking Brussels! Fuck! 579 00:26:39.621 --> 00:26:41.060 O'NEILL: As for you two, 580 00:26:41.095 --> 00:26:43.799 you're looking at about a billion years in prison. 581 00:26:43.834 --> 00:26:45.592 But today's your lucky day, 582 00:26:45.627 --> 00:26:47.638 because instead of going to the electric chair, 583 00:26:47.673 --> 00:26:49.904 I'm gonna give you a shot at redemption. 584 00:26:49.939 --> 00:26:52.335 Now, I got intel on a mystery big shot 585 00:26:52.370 --> 00:26:54.403 that's about to launch a full-scale cyber attack. 586 00:26:54.438 --> 00:26:58.110 Carlo, my now-dead informant, was gonna buy a hard drive 587 00:26:58.145 --> 00:26:59.573 containing the coordinates of the attack. 588 00:26:59.608 --> 00:27:01.377 Why are you looking at me? I didn't touch Carlo. 589 00:27:01.412 --> 00:27:04.182 But now, thanks to your bloodbath, that can't happen, 590 00:27:04.217 --> 00:27:06.822 so you assholes are going to Portofino 591 00:27:06.857 --> 00:27:08.384 and you're gonna make the buy instead. 592 00:27:08.419 --> 00:27:10.661 Uh, Bob...quick sidebar? 593 00:27:12.830 --> 00:27:14.764 Listen, uh, first off, 594 00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:17.096 I'm happy to postpone my sabbatical 595 00:27:17.131 --> 00:27:20.132 if it's gonna keep me outta jail, but I think, you know, 596 00:27:20.167 --> 00:27:22.530 you should really reconsider working with these guys. 597 00:27:22.565 --> 00:27:23.971 I don't wanna go to Portofino. 598 00:27:24.006 --> 00:27:27.040 'Cause they're, you know... fucking crazy. 599 00:27:27.075 --> 00:27:28.404 (GRUNTS) 600 00:27:28.439 --> 00:27:30.175 Fuck! Wow! 601 00:27:30.210 --> 00:27:31.748 OK, cum-for-brains. 602 00:27:31.783 --> 00:27:33.882 You are gonna be the goofy bodyguard 603 00:27:33.917 --> 00:27:36.346 for Carlo's British mistress 604 00:27:36.381 --> 00:27:37.644 while grumpy pants here 605 00:27:37.679 --> 00:27:39.415 makes sure that hard drive gets out. 606 00:27:39.450 --> 00:27:40.988 -(PHONE RINGS) -Are we clear? 607 00:27:41.023 --> 00:27:42.891 DARIUS: We could take the money and run, baby. 608 00:27:42.926 --> 00:27:44.156 SONIA: I'm tired of running, Darius. 609 00:27:44.191 --> 00:27:46.554 Ah, Superintendent Crowley. How...how nice. 610 00:27:46.589 --> 00:27:48.864 Mr O'Neill. Time's up. 611 00:27:48.899 --> 00:27:50.767 No, no, no. I'm working a strong lead here. 612 00:27:50.802 --> 00:27:52.263 There's been a robbery at a shipping port 613 00:27:52.298 --> 00:27:55.167 and our intelligence suggests it may be related to this case. 614 00:27:55.202 --> 00:27:56.465 You've been reassigned. 615 00:27:56.500 --> 00:27:58.368 If you could just give me 24 more hours... 616 00:27:58.403 --> 00:28:00.810 -I said, "Time's up." -Yeah. 617 00:28:01.637 --> 00:28:02.812 Fuck! 618 00:28:02.847 --> 00:28:05.078 I don't wanna go to Portofino as his bitch! 619 00:28:05.113 --> 00:28:07.344 This was supposed to be my honeymoon! 620 00:28:07.379 --> 00:28:08.444 (GUNSHOT) 621 00:28:10.316 --> 00:28:11.986 What if somebody's upstairs? 622 00:28:12.021 --> 00:28:14.186 -Shut up. -(GUN CLICKS) 623 00:28:14.221 --> 00:28:15.088 OK. 624 00:28:15.123 --> 00:28:16.683 -Slight change of plans. -Yeah. 625 00:28:16.718 --> 00:28:18.058 I've been assigned another lead, 626 00:28:18.093 --> 00:28:20.225 but that does not change what's going on right here, OK? 627 00:28:20.260 --> 00:28:21.930 Now, Sean Connery here is gonna give you 628 00:28:21.965 --> 00:28:23.624 a bunch of money to make the buy. 629 00:28:23.659 --> 00:28:25.131 And if you don't understand what she says, 630 00:28:25.166 --> 00:28:27.067 well, welcome to the fucking club. 631 00:28:29.236 --> 00:28:30.532 What? 632 00:28:30.567 --> 00:28:32.600 You're gonna fist Kincaid's glory hole? 633 00:28:32.635 --> 00:28:35.537 Hey! Nobody touches Kincaid's glory hole. 634 00:28:35.572 --> 00:28:36.912 That's my job. 635 00:28:36.947 --> 00:28:38.848 I don't think anyone should have that job. 636 00:28:38.883 --> 00:28:41.048 O'NEILL: See that? It's your buy money. 637 00:28:41.083 --> 00:28:43.985 One dime goes missing, you try to go AWOL, and I'm gonna 638 00:28:44.020 --> 00:28:46.482 slap global red fucking notices on all your asses. 639 00:28:46.517 --> 00:28:47.615 Oh, no! 640 00:28:47.650 --> 00:28:50.255 Red notices? What are you doing? Not on me! 641 00:28:50.290 --> 00:28:52.994 What is this, a Nokia? I don't know how to work this thing! 642 00:28:53.029 --> 00:28:55.227 -Look at me. Look at me. -I'm looking at you. 643 00:28:55.262 --> 00:28:57.097 You stay in close contact with me, you understand? 644 00:28:57.132 --> 00:28:58.802 -I'll call you all the time. -Shut up. 645 00:28:58.837 --> 00:29:00.463 When I call, you answer. 646 00:29:00.498 --> 00:29:03.136 And you, resources are kind of low. 647 00:29:03.171 --> 00:29:06.843 I want you to enjoy your transportation. 648 00:29:07.736 --> 00:29:09.736 Do not fuck this up. 649 00:29:09.771 --> 00:29:11.540 Oh, we are DEFINITELY going to fuck this up. 650 00:29:11.575 --> 00:29:14.048 I mean, look at the two people you're saddling me with. 651 00:29:14.083 --> 00:29:15.676 O'NEILL: Get your asses to Portofino! 652 00:29:15.711 --> 00:29:17.348 Zero chance we're making it out of this room. 653 00:29:17.383 --> 00:29:20.747 He may as well hire a brain-damaged kitten. 654 00:29:20.782 --> 00:29:22.551 O'NEILL: The fucking honeymoon is over! 655 00:29:22.586 --> 00:29:24.058 (DOOR SLAMS SHUT) 656 00:29:24.093 --> 00:29:27.226 (SCREAMS) 657 00:29:27.261 --> 00:29:28.689 (CAR ENGINE GROWLS) 658 00:29:28.724 --> 00:29:29.866 SONIA: I understand some people 659 00:29:29.901 --> 00:29:31.802 get cold feet on their wedding day, 660 00:29:31.837 --> 00:29:33.265 but I would have never thought 661 00:29:33.300 --> 00:29:36.807 that you'd get cold dick on our honeymoon night. 662 00:29:36.842 --> 00:29:39.238 Baby, baby, I said I was sorry. 663 00:29:39.273 --> 00:29:40.239 Sorry's not good enough! 664 00:29:40.274 --> 00:29:43.341 I want an explanation. Where the fuck were you? 665 00:29:43.376 --> 00:29:46.377 Where were you, Darius? Just tell her. 666 00:29:46.412 --> 00:29:47.576 I took a job, OK? 667 00:29:47.611 --> 00:29:48.852 -Fuck you! -Hey, hey! 668 00:29:48.887 --> 00:29:51.151 Fuck you, fuck you! 669 00:29:51.186 --> 00:29:54.649 Now's a good time to talk about the seatbelt rule. 670 00:29:54.684 --> 00:29:55.749 Perhaps now's a good time 671 00:29:55.784 --> 00:29:57.223 to talk about the shut-the-fuck-up rule. 672 00:29:57.258 --> 00:30:00.028 I'm just saying it because she's driving like a crash test dummy. 673 00:30:00.063 --> 00:30:01.832 Do not criticise my wife's driving, motherfucker! 674 00:30:01.867 --> 00:30:03.834 Hush, hush, hush! 675 00:30:03.869 --> 00:30:05.935 Do you know what I just realised? 676 00:30:05.970 --> 00:30:10.071 I'm not gonna let you crazy motherfuckers ruin my shit. 677 00:30:10.106 --> 00:30:13.701 SONIA: I'll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy 678 00:30:13.736 --> 00:30:17.078 and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband. 679 00:30:17.113 --> 00:30:17.980 I am! 680 00:30:18.015 --> 00:30:19.674 And you, Breese, you will be... 681 00:30:19.709 --> 00:30:20.917 You will be the human luggage. 682 00:30:20.952 --> 00:30:24.184 -Yes. We are now on honeymoon. -(LAUGHS) 683 00:30:24.219 --> 00:30:25.955 First of all, it's a mission. 684 00:30:25.990 --> 00:30:27.957 Second of all - and just so we're clear - 685 00:30:27.992 --> 00:30:29.926 I promised my therapist no bodyguarding, 686 00:30:29.961 --> 00:30:31.862 so I'm not protecting either of... 687 00:30:31.897 --> 00:30:33.864 This is not mission! This is honeymoon! 688 00:30:33.899 --> 00:30:36.757 What the fuck?! Hey, eyes on road! 689 00:30:36.792 --> 00:30:38.132 Eyes on road! 690 00:30:38.167 --> 00:30:44.039 Babies need to be created in a stimulating environment. 691 00:30:44.074 --> 00:30:47.306 I must be aroused by sightseeing, 692 00:30:47.341 --> 00:30:49.671 shopping, fine dining. 693 00:30:49.706 --> 00:30:52.014 But we are officially on honeymoon. 694 00:30:52.049 --> 00:30:54.214 -For real? -Did she say 'fine dining'? 695 00:30:54.249 --> 00:30:57.481 Let's not do that. Guys, let's just focus on the road here. Oh. 696 00:30:57.516 --> 00:30:59.483 -(DARIUS AND SONIA MOAN) -Alright. (UNDOES SEATBELT) 697 00:30:59.518 --> 00:31:00.617 I got it. 698 00:31:00.653 --> 00:31:02.992 No, it's fine. You guys just... You guys have at it. 699 00:31:03.027 --> 00:31:05.060 Maybe feather the brake a bit. 700 00:31:05.095 --> 00:31:07.689 -(ENGINE ROARS) -Maybe feather the brake a bit! 701 00:31:07.724 --> 00:31:09.460 (SPRIGHTLY ITALIAN SONG PLAYS) 702 00:31:09.495 --> 00:31:11.693 (SINGS ALONG WORDLESSLY) 703 00:31:11.728 --> 00:31:13.497 Yo, let me borrow your phone. 704 00:31:13.532 --> 00:31:15.906 -Why'd you lie to her? -Fuck are you talking about? 705 00:31:15.941 --> 00:31:18.568 You lied to her back there. You weren't on a job. 706 00:31:18.603 --> 00:31:20.240 And how would you know that? 707 00:31:20.275 --> 00:31:24.442 Because there's, like, 22 body indications when somebody lies 708 00:31:24.477 --> 00:31:26.411 and you exhibited...40. 709 00:31:28.448 --> 00:31:31.317 If you say one word to Sonia about this, 710 00:31:31.352 --> 00:31:33.319 I'll invent new ways to kill your ass. 711 00:31:33.354 --> 00:31:34.518 Wow. 712 00:31:34.553 --> 00:31:36.817 You must have done something really serious, Darius. 713 00:31:36.852 --> 00:31:38.225 Honesty's the best policy. 714 00:31:38.260 --> 00:31:41.063 I don't take relationship advice from single motherfuckers. 715 00:31:41.098 --> 00:31:43.527 I don't have a calling plan. Make it quick. 716 00:31:43.562 --> 00:31:46.332 (SINGS WORDLESSLY) 717 00:31:49.931 --> 00:31:52.437 (MUFFLED) Yeah, I was just wondering if I could... 718 00:31:56.608 --> 00:31:58.212 (SOUND FADES) 719 00:31:58.247 --> 00:31:59.983 DARIUS: I took a job, OK? 720 00:32:00.018 --> 00:32:01.446 (STARTS ENGINE) 721 00:32:02.284 --> 00:32:04.878 Portofino has water views, which means it's perfect for... 722 00:32:04.913 --> 00:32:06.187 -Oh, shit. -Where you going? 723 00:32:08.752 --> 00:32:11.093 DARIUS: Sonia! What the fuck? 724 00:32:11.128 --> 00:32:13.623 You better hope that job's worth it, motherfucker! 725 00:32:13.658 --> 00:32:14.690 What job?! 726 00:32:14.725 --> 00:32:16.428 (GRUNTS) 727 00:32:18.630 --> 00:32:20.003 Who the fuck is this? 728 00:32:20.038 --> 00:32:23.138 WOMAN: We have an availability for 'Carmen' at 2pm. 729 00:32:23.173 --> 00:32:25.404 Who the fuck is Carmen?! 730 00:32:25.439 --> 00:32:28.440 Uh, tickets to the opera 'Carmen'. 731 00:32:28.475 --> 00:32:30.475 And you wanted two, no? 732 00:32:30.510 --> 00:32:31.773 I love 'Carmen'! 733 00:32:31.808 --> 00:32:35.216 -(LAUGHS) -I love 'Carmen'! 734 00:32:35.251 --> 00:32:38.648 ('HABANERA' FROM BIZET'S 'CARMEN') 735 00:32:49.430 --> 00:32:53.036 (WOMAN SINGS) ♪ Si tu ne m'aimes pas... ♪ 736 00:32:54.897 --> 00:32:57.535 (DARIUS AND SONIA GROAN AND YELL) 737 00:33:00.573 --> 00:33:02.936 (BOTH CRY OUT) 738 00:33:02.971 --> 00:33:05.147 -(DARIUS COUGHS) -(DULL THUMPING) 739 00:33:05.182 --> 00:33:07.116 What's that thumping? I can't stop. 740 00:33:07.151 --> 00:33:10.449 My head is beating. What is that? Huh? What? 741 00:33:10.484 --> 00:33:12.055 It's this idiot. 742 00:33:12.090 --> 00:33:14.354 (DARIUS PANTS) 743 00:33:14.389 --> 00:33:16.092 (GASPS) 744 00:33:16.127 --> 00:33:20.756 Are you people...fucking insane? 745 00:33:20.791 --> 00:33:22.428 Hey, watch your mouth! 746 00:33:22.463 --> 00:33:26.201 I picked you up from the street, saved you from sunstroke, 747 00:33:26.236 --> 00:33:27.763 and now you're calling me insane? 748 00:33:27.798 --> 00:33:29.105 Sunstroke? 749 00:33:29.140 --> 00:33:31.932 You could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car. 750 00:33:31.967 --> 00:33:33.439 And don't even get me started on 751 00:33:33.474 --> 00:33:36.211 the psychological ramifications of what I heard you two doing. 752 00:33:37.005 --> 00:33:38.774 -DARIUS: Oh, goddamn! -Is that Valentino? 753 00:33:38.809 --> 00:33:39.841 No, it's mine. 754 00:33:39.876 --> 00:33:42.151 Did...did you spend the buy money? 755 00:33:42.186 --> 00:33:44.879 Come on, they totally expect us to spend SOME of it. 756 00:33:44.914 --> 00:33:46.353 No, no, obviously... 757 00:33:46.388 --> 00:33:48.223 ..I'll cover it with my life savings. 758 00:33:48.258 --> 00:33:50.456 I think that's a great idea. 759 00:33:52.328 --> 00:33:55.263 -Just gonna make a call. -Wish I had some life savings. 760 00:33:55.298 --> 00:33:57.023 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 761 00:33:57.058 --> 00:33:58.893 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 762 00:33:58.928 --> 00:34:00.103 (BEEP!) 763 00:34:00.138 --> 00:34:02.138 That little mission we're on? Well, we're... 764 00:34:02.173 --> 00:34:04.074 We're way off course. 765 00:34:04.109 --> 00:34:05.867 Can't even see the course anymore. 766 00:34:05.902 --> 00:34:08.111 Or hear it, for that matter. 767 00:34:08.146 --> 00:34:10.773 Uh, my ears are still ringing from... 768 00:34:10.808 --> 00:34:13.578 ..from ferocious sexual intercourse 769 00:34:13.613 --> 00:34:16.977 leading to a rolling quadruple climax. 770 00:34:17.012 --> 00:34:18.682 Anyway, I'm venting. 771 00:34:18.717 --> 00:34:22.422 I don't wanna vent to you, so I'll catch up with you later. 772 00:34:22.457 --> 00:34:24.820 Oh, shit! 773 00:34:25.889 --> 00:34:27.526 Who were you talking to? 774 00:34:27.561 --> 00:34:29.396 It's a secret. 775 00:34:29.431 --> 00:34:32.432 -I know your secret. -You do? 776 00:34:32.467 --> 00:34:35.303 You are so lonely that you were talking to yourself. 777 00:34:36.537 --> 00:34:37.602 Hah! 778 00:34:37.637 --> 00:34:40.341 Listen, Breese, you really hurt my feelings. 779 00:34:40.376 --> 00:34:42.442 Do you really think I am crazy? 780 00:34:42.477 --> 00:34:43.608 No! 781 00:34:43.643 --> 00:34:47.117 I think you're... unusually aggressive, violent, 782 00:34:47.152 --> 00:34:48.349 but in an unpredictable way. 783 00:34:48.384 --> 00:34:49.515 I would make a great mother. 784 00:34:49.550 --> 00:34:51.011 Don't you think I'd make a great mother? 785 00:34:51.046 --> 00:34:55.587 Oh, my God, a child would be so lucky to have you as its host. 786 00:34:55.622 --> 00:34:56.951 (SIGHS) 787 00:34:56.986 --> 00:34:58.788 (WHISPERS) Thank you, Breese. 788 00:34:58.823 --> 00:35:00.625 Thank you. 789 00:35:01.661 --> 00:35:03.694 It must be your... 790 00:35:03.729 --> 00:35:06.268 ..powerful asexuality 791 00:35:06.303 --> 00:35:08.534 that makes you such a good listener. 792 00:35:09.537 --> 00:35:12.439 MAN: Please step away, miss. This is a military crime scene. 793 00:35:12.474 --> 00:35:15.541 O'NEILL: Jesus Christ. Swing the fucking bat. 794 00:35:15.576 --> 00:35:16.674 Ahh! 795 00:35:17.578 --> 00:35:20.106 Let me guess. Crowley gave us a shit lead. 796 00:35:20.141 --> 00:35:21.448 No-one will tell me what was inside. 797 00:35:21.483 --> 00:35:23.384 It was a classified military shipment. 798 00:35:24.288 --> 00:35:26.189 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 799 00:35:26.224 --> 00:35:27.883 What are the fucking odds? 800 00:35:27.918 --> 00:35:30.523 Seems lightning strikes twice. 801 00:35:32.362 --> 00:35:34.120 We need to get that packing slip. 802 00:35:34.155 --> 00:35:35.990 How do you propose we do that, Mr Bobby? 803 00:35:36.025 --> 00:35:37.860 (O'NEILL SIGHS) 804 00:35:38.929 --> 00:35:40.335 We need a distraction. 805 00:35:40.370 --> 00:35:41.798 What? 806 00:35:44.803 --> 00:35:47.276 (MEN SHOUT) 807 00:35:49.478 --> 00:35:51.808 Jesus, what the fuck are you doing? 808 00:35:51.843 --> 00:35:52.675 Sonofabitch. 809 00:35:52.711 --> 00:35:54.712 Last time I saw something like this, 810 00:35:54.747 --> 00:35:57.044 Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid. 811 00:35:57.079 --> 00:35:59.156 (PHONE RINGS) 812 00:36:00.324 --> 00:36:02.555 Bobby, I'm glad you called. 813 00:36:02.590 --> 00:36:04.051 Listen, it's a diamond-tipped drill. 814 00:36:04.086 --> 00:36:06.988 And I know there's a link, but this drill was fucking massive. 815 00:36:07.023 --> 00:36:08.198 You were right. 816 00:36:08.233 --> 00:36:10.123 We picked up some chatter in our Rome office. 817 00:36:10.158 --> 00:36:12.202 The Mob are making a buy in Portofino. 818 00:36:12.237 --> 00:36:14.061 They're purchasing classified coordinates 819 00:36:14.096 --> 00:36:15.469 of a large-scale data grid. 820 00:36:15.504 --> 00:36:17.064 We've got a surveillance team there... 821 00:36:17.099 --> 00:36:20.133 -We have a team in Portofino? -Yeah, moving into position now. 822 00:36:20.168 --> 00:36:21.673 (WHISPERS) Get the chopper. Get the chopper. 823 00:36:21.708 --> 00:36:22.774 Oh, Bobby? 824 00:36:22.809 --> 00:36:25.314 If this actually turns out to be what you say it is, 825 00:36:25.349 --> 00:36:27.217 I will personally make sure 826 00:36:27.252 --> 00:36:28.680 you get your transfer back to Boston. 827 00:36:28.715 --> 00:36:31.320 Oh, ma'am, I can't thank you enough. Thank you so much. 828 00:36:31.355 --> 00:36:32.684 Thank you, ma'am. 829 00:36:32.719 --> 00:36:34.290 We're going to Portofino! 830 00:36:34.325 --> 00:36:38.393 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 831 00:36:43.532 --> 00:36:45.235 MICHAEL: Let's get into character. 832 00:36:45.270 --> 00:36:46.797 I'm the bodyguard. 833 00:36:46.832 --> 00:36:49.668 Now let's hear the British accent of Carlo's mistress. 834 00:36:49.703 --> 00:36:51.197 (TERRIBLE ACCENT) My British accent is perfect, 835 00:36:51.232 --> 00:36:52.374 you fucking cunt. 836 00:36:52.409 --> 00:36:53.507 Let's skip the British accent 837 00:36:53.542 --> 00:36:55.773 and go straight to being brutally executed. 838 00:36:55.808 --> 00:36:57.676 How's the sight line, D? 839 00:36:57.711 --> 00:37:01.515 DARIUS: Mm-mm. Just protecting my asset. 840 00:37:03.046 --> 00:37:05.453 We're here to see Vladimir. 841 00:37:08.084 --> 00:37:09.116 I'm the bodyguard. 842 00:37:09.151 --> 00:37:10.590 Security check. 843 00:37:10.625 --> 00:37:13.659 -(SIREN WAILS) -Two minutes out. 844 00:37:14.959 --> 00:37:17.465 Crowley's got a team in place. We gotta call off the buy. 845 00:37:17.500 --> 00:37:20.402 If she finds out I've got those shitheads working for me... 846 00:37:22.032 --> 00:37:23.306 (PHONE BUZZES) 847 00:37:23.341 --> 00:37:26.001 (SCANNER WHINES) 848 00:37:27.774 --> 00:37:29.312 (RINGING TONE) 849 00:37:29.347 --> 00:37:30.676 He's not answering the phone. 850 00:37:30.711 --> 00:37:33.415 What did I tell him? Burner phone. Pick it up! 851 00:37:33.450 --> 00:37:36.011 -Here you go, sir. -Thank you very much. 852 00:37:36.046 --> 00:37:37.650 Great work. 853 00:37:37.685 --> 00:37:39.784 -(ELECTRONIC MUSIC THUMPS) -Yeah! 854 00:37:43.284 --> 00:37:45.295 Yeah. Yeah! 855 00:37:45.330 --> 00:37:47.759 -Oh, shit! -What's wrong? 856 00:37:47.794 --> 00:37:50.729 MICHAEL: Just a former client. It's fine - he didn't see me. 857 00:37:54.867 --> 00:37:56.999 You must be Vladimir. 858 00:37:58.233 --> 00:37:59.804 Carlo sends his regards. 859 00:37:59.839 --> 00:38:02.202 He thought I would attract less attention. 860 00:38:02.237 --> 00:38:04.204 Well, he thought wrong! 861 00:38:04.239 --> 00:38:06.811 But nobody's complaining. 862 00:38:06.846 --> 00:38:08.615 (MUTTERS) Sonofabitch. 863 00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:13.851 You have the security feed yet? 864 00:38:13.886 --> 00:38:15.119 Getting it now. 865 00:38:15.154 --> 00:38:18.152 Don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club. 866 00:38:18.187 --> 00:38:20.528 -There's too many civilians. -Roger that. 867 00:38:27.504 --> 00:38:29.339 These are the classified coordinates 868 00:38:29.374 --> 00:38:31.737 to the entire European data grid. 869 00:38:32.905 --> 00:38:34.069 OK? 870 00:38:35.072 --> 00:38:37.138 No, no, no, no, no. 871 00:38:37.173 --> 00:38:38.579 -(CLICKS TONGUE) -(DEVICE BEEPS) 872 00:38:38.614 --> 00:38:41.516 These are proximity paired. 873 00:38:42.981 --> 00:38:46.147 Until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet, 874 00:38:46.182 --> 00:38:48.391 I suggest you do not let the briefcase 875 00:38:48.426 --> 00:38:51.427 out of 5-metre radius for more than 15 seconds. 876 00:38:51.462 --> 00:38:54.595 If you do, bracelet explodes. 877 00:38:54.630 --> 00:38:56.663 -(BRACELET BEEPS) -Keep it close! 878 00:38:57.468 --> 00:39:00.227 It will be a shame for that beautiful face 879 00:39:00.262 --> 00:39:02.834 to be disintegrated by TNT. 880 00:39:02.869 --> 00:39:04.770 (LAUGHS) 881 00:39:04.805 --> 00:39:06.004 (WHISPERS) The fuck? 882 00:39:06.040 --> 00:39:08.774 I should just pop this motherfucker right now. 883 00:39:08.809 --> 00:39:11.381 -Address? -Oh, the delivery address! 884 00:39:11.416 --> 00:39:12.943 In Florence. 885 00:39:13.781 --> 00:39:15.682 You will deliver to the buyer tomorrow 886 00:39:15.717 --> 00:39:17.552 at the Ludovico Gallery auction. 887 00:39:17.587 --> 00:39:19.620 SONIA: Ah, I love Florence! 888 00:39:19.655 --> 00:39:23.393 I adore galleries and museums and culture. 889 00:39:23.428 --> 00:39:24.724 Michael Bryce! 890 00:39:24.759 --> 00:39:27.155 You have me confused with someone else. 891 00:39:27.190 --> 00:39:28.761 No, no, I'd never forget the face of 892 00:39:28.796 --> 00:39:30.763 the man who saved my life in my darkest hour. 893 00:39:30.798 --> 00:39:33.161 Come on, bro! Let's do some blow together. 894 00:39:33.196 --> 00:39:34.437 Michael Bryce? 895 00:39:34.472 --> 00:39:36.164 Didn't he lose his licence 896 00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:37.539 when Kurosawa was killed? 897 00:39:37.574 --> 00:39:39.739 No, no, he's got me mistaken for someone else. 898 00:39:39.774 --> 00:39:41.576 MAN: I told you, it's Michael Bryce! 899 00:39:41.611 --> 00:39:42.973 For the record, that's pending review. 900 00:39:43.008 --> 00:39:44.238 (GROWLS) Fuck off! 901 00:39:44.273 --> 00:39:45.778 Hey, guys, it's Michael Bryce! 902 00:39:45.813 --> 00:39:49.342 Why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard 903 00:39:49.377 --> 00:39:51.311 to protect the love of his life? 904 00:39:51.346 --> 00:39:53.346 Right! You're fired. 905 00:39:53.381 --> 00:39:54.457 (MUTTERS) You're fucking fired! 906 00:39:54.492 --> 00:39:56.723 Oh, that's true, baby. 907 00:39:56.758 --> 00:40:00.320 Carlo always has preferred younger women. 908 00:40:00.355 --> 00:40:01.827 Excuse me? 909 00:40:01.862 --> 00:40:04.126 I've seen him with a woman in her 30s, 910 00:40:04.161 --> 00:40:06.128 but never this old. 911 00:40:06.163 --> 00:40:07.701 -(MEN LAUGH) -Never! 912 00:40:07.736 --> 00:40:10.165 No, no, no, no. No, no. Don't...don't laugh. 913 00:40:10.200 --> 00:40:12.035 (MEN LAUGH) 914 00:40:19.407 --> 00:40:21.209 -Here it comes. -MAN: Old lady, right? 915 00:40:21.244 --> 00:40:22.650 (LAUGHS) 916 00:40:22.685 --> 00:40:25.587 What the fuck did you just say, 917 00:40:25.622 --> 00:40:29.250 you finger-licking shit monkey 918 00:40:29.285 --> 00:40:32.418 donkey-blowing motherfucker?! 919 00:40:32.453 --> 00:40:37.599 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) 920 00:40:37.634 --> 00:40:40.063 That sounded really Mexican. 921 00:40:40.098 --> 00:40:42.362 (CHUCKLES) Shit. 922 00:40:42.397 --> 00:40:43.704 We have a problem. 923 00:40:43.739 --> 00:40:45.431 This is a fucking set-up. 924 00:40:45.466 --> 00:40:47.642 You don't fucking say, vape juice! 925 00:40:47.677 --> 00:40:48.973 Get that case off her. 926 00:40:49.008 --> 00:40:50.304 Get me Carlo on the phone! 927 00:40:50.339 --> 00:40:53.208 And here we go. 928 00:40:53.243 --> 00:40:55.848 (MARIACHI MUSIC) 929 00:40:56.785 --> 00:40:59.049 (SONIA SCREAMS IN SPANISH) 930 00:41:01.526 --> 00:41:03.592 -Shit! -(BRACELET BEEPS) 931 00:41:03.627 --> 00:41:04.989 Clear the room. 932 00:41:05.662 --> 00:41:07.563 Let's go. Move! Move! 933 00:41:07.598 --> 00:41:09.532 SONIA: Breese! The gun! 934 00:41:09.567 --> 00:41:12.634 -(GUNSHOTS) -(SCREAMING) 935 00:41:13.967 --> 00:41:15.868 (CURSES IN SPANISH) 936 00:41:15.903 --> 00:41:17.364 (GRUNTS) 937 00:41:17.399 --> 00:41:20.070 (SCREAMING, SHRIEKING) 938 00:41:20.105 --> 00:41:21.973 (MEN GROAN) 939 00:41:23.009 --> 00:41:25.647 (GROANS) Feel like giving me a hand, Kincaid? 940 00:41:25.682 --> 00:41:26.747 -(KINCAID LAUGHS) -(RIFLE FIRES) 941 00:41:26.782 --> 00:41:28.243 KINCAID: Triple-A, my ass. 942 00:41:28.278 --> 00:41:30.784 ('CHANSONS DE LA RÉVOLUTION' BY LOS MACHUCAMBOS) 943 00:41:30.819 --> 00:41:32.687 (SCREAMING) 944 00:41:32.722 --> 00:41:34.953 AGENT OVER RADIO: All Interpol agents, you are authorised. 945 00:41:34.988 --> 00:41:35.789 Shoot to kill. 946 00:41:35.824 --> 00:41:38.451 Interpol. Get the fuck out now. 947 00:41:38.486 --> 00:41:41.157 Shit. Shit! 948 00:41:41.192 --> 00:41:42.598 -(CURSES IN SPANISH) -(GRUNTS) 949 00:41:42.633 --> 00:41:44.391 (GLASS SHATTERS) 950 00:41:44.426 --> 00:41:46.360 -(GRUNTS) -(CURSES IN SPANISH) 951 00:41:46.395 --> 00:41:48.428 (DANCER SHRIEKS) 952 00:41:48.463 --> 00:41:51.541 Greatest night of my life! Aaggh! 953 00:41:52.676 --> 00:41:54.434 -(GUNSHOTS) -Breese! 954 00:41:54.469 --> 00:41:55.776 -(BRACELET BEEPS RAPIDLY) -Fuck! 955 00:41:55.811 --> 00:41:58.471 Breese! The case! Come on! 956 00:41:58.506 --> 00:42:00.814 (BEEPING SLOWS) 957 00:42:00.849 --> 00:42:03.080 -Bitch! -(GLASS SHATTERS) 958 00:42:03.115 --> 00:42:06.380 -(SCREAMING) -(GRUNTS) 959 00:42:06.415 --> 00:42:07.755 (SIREN WAILS) 960 00:42:07.790 --> 00:42:10.857 AGENT: Get back! Get out of the way! 961 00:42:10.892 --> 00:42:12.529 (GRUNTS) 962 00:42:16.425 --> 00:42:19.063 -(GLASS SHATTERS) -Move! Move! 963 00:42:21.397 --> 00:42:23.969 Say my age, bitch! 964 00:42:24.004 --> 00:42:26.103 -(GROANS) Oh, no, no! -(GUNSHOT BLASTS) 965 00:42:26.138 --> 00:42:28.105 -(GUNSHOT ECHOES) -(GRUNTS) 966 00:42:28.140 --> 00:42:31.911 (IN AFFECTED ACCENT) Breese, I'm famished. 967 00:42:31.946 --> 00:42:35.013 -Shall we go now? -Still Mexican. 968 00:42:37.754 --> 00:42:39.314 -(GUNSHOT BLASTS) -(GRUNTS) 969 00:42:40.482 --> 00:42:44.726 (ECHOES) Breese! 970 00:42:47.291 --> 00:42:49.599 Get to the fucking dock now! 971 00:42:49.634 --> 00:42:51.733 Breese! Breese! 972 00:42:51.768 --> 00:42:54.065 Get out of the way! Move! Move! 973 00:42:57.235 --> 00:43:00.269 (TENSE MUSIC) 974 00:43:03.846 --> 00:43:07.815 Breese, my baby, wake up! Stay with me, Breese! 975 00:43:07.850 --> 00:43:10.345 -This way. -(SHOUTING) 976 00:43:10.380 --> 00:43:12.787 MAN: This way! Come on! 977 00:43:12.822 --> 00:43:14.448 Out of my fucking way, please! 978 00:43:14.483 --> 00:43:16.087 Target heading for the water. 979 00:43:17.354 --> 00:43:19.189 -Let's go! -AGENT: Go, go, go, go! 980 00:43:27.903 --> 00:43:29.463 -(BELL TOLLS) -Breesey! 981 00:43:29.498 --> 00:43:31.806 No, no, no, you can't die on me, Breesey! 982 00:43:31.841 --> 00:43:34.402 You're the only one who understands me! 983 00:43:34.437 --> 00:43:36.140 -(SOBS) -Baby... 984 00:43:36.175 --> 00:43:38.010 -Come on, Breese! -Baby! 985 00:43:38.045 --> 00:43:42.245 -Come back to us! -Baby, he's gone. 986 00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:45.017 Don't say that! (SOBS) 987 00:43:48.352 --> 00:43:52.629 You'd better say something nice about my Breesey. 988 00:43:54.193 --> 00:43:56.666 Michael was... 989 00:43:58.329 --> 00:43:59.625 ..very careful. 990 00:43:59.660 --> 00:44:02.133 (WEEPS) Yes, he was. 991 00:44:02.168 --> 00:44:03.970 He loved seatbelts. 992 00:44:04.005 --> 00:44:08.370 He did love seatbelts so very much. 993 00:44:08.405 --> 00:44:10.746 -Mm-hm. -(SNIFFS) 994 00:44:10.781 --> 00:44:14.376 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 995 00:44:14.411 --> 00:44:19.348 We will never forget the time you spent with us. 996 00:44:23.684 --> 00:44:25.893 That was beautiful. 997 00:44:25.928 --> 00:44:28.731 You should have been a priest. 998 00:44:29.767 --> 00:44:32.834 (KISSES, GROANS) 999 00:44:33.870 --> 00:44:36.497 OK, let's toss his ass in and bounce. 1000 00:44:36.532 --> 00:44:38.774 (SOBS) 1001 00:44:41.207 --> 00:44:43.636 (SOBS) 1002 00:44:43.671 --> 00:44:46.309 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC) 1003 00:44:48.753 --> 00:44:50.544 (MUSIC DISTORTS AND STOPS) 1004 00:44:50.579 --> 00:44:53.085 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1005 00:44:53.120 --> 00:44:56.616 What in the absolute fuck is wrong with you people? 1006 00:44:56.651 --> 00:44:59.586 -Hey, we gave you a sea burial! -A sea burial? 1007 00:44:59.621 --> 00:45:01.258 Well, you didn't have a heartbeat! 1008 00:45:01.293 --> 00:45:04.261 I'm wearing fucking Kevlar! 1009 00:45:05.693 --> 00:45:07.066 CROWLEY: These were your operatives. 1010 00:45:07.101 --> 00:45:08.595 O'NEILL: I've never seen them before. 1011 00:45:08.630 --> 00:45:10.102 CROWLEY: Only one number called this phone 1012 00:45:10.137 --> 00:45:12.137 that Michael Bryce was in possession of 1013 00:45:12.172 --> 00:45:13.237 and it was yours. 1014 00:45:13.272 --> 00:45:14.436 We have less than two days 1015 00:45:14.471 --> 00:45:15.503 before this attack happens. 1016 00:45:15.538 --> 00:45:17.505 -Two days. -I gave you a chance. 1017 00:45:17.540 --> 00:45:19.309 You went behind my back 1018 00:45:19.344 --> 00:45:21.608 and you employed two criminals 1019 00:45:21.643 --> 00:45:23.313 and an unlicensed bodyguard 1020 00:45:23.348 --> 00:45:25.018 and now they're in possession of critical evidence. 1021 00:45:25.053 --> 00:45:27.449 For all I know, they could be in on the cyber attack. 1022 00:45:27.484 --> 00:45:29.858 They're not in on the attack, trust me. They're idiots. 1023 00:45:29.893 --> 00:45:31.761 Did you know about this? 1024 00:45:31.796 --> 00:45:34.093 -She had nothing to do with it. -Yes, I did. 1025 00:45:34.128 --> 00:45:36.392 Put out a global red notice on Darius Kincaid, 1026 00:45:36.427 --> 00:45:38.493 Sonia Kincaid and Michael Bryce. 1027 00:45:38.528 --> 00:45:40.968 We have a problem. 1028 00:45:43.907 --> 00:45:47.568 MAN: Three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates. 1029 00:45:47.603 --> 00:45:49.438 Interpol were all over the scene. 1030 00:45:49.473 --> 00:45:51.880 Seems that we have a rat. 1031 00:45:51.915 --> 00:45:54.674 Get me Carlo on the phone. 1032 00:45:54.709 --> 00:45:58.249 Sir, Carlo's dead. 1033 00:46:01.452 --> 00:46:06.994 We have 48 hours and every moment that goes by, 1034 00:46:07.029 --> 00:46:09.755 the proud men and women of Greece 1035 00:46:09.790 --> 00:46:12.263 fall lower on their knees. 1036 00:46:12.298 --> 00:46:17.169 Only two people knew about the buy. 1037 00:46:17.204 --> 00:46:19.171 Carlo... 1038 00:46:20.240 --> 00:46:21.272 ..and you. 1039 00:46:21.307 --> 00:46:24.275 (STAMMERS) I swear I would never betray you! 1040 00:46:24.310 --> 00:46:26.343 You are a Trojan horse! 1041 00:46:27.775 --> 00:46:29.379 (GRUNTS) 1042 00:46:34.023 --> 00:46:37.618 Find the fugitives. Kill them. 1043 00:46:37.653 --> 00:46:40.390 I need the briefcase. 1044 00:46:41.393 --> 00:46:42.359 What is that? 1045 00:46:42.394 --> 00:46:44.064 CROWLEY ON TV: Interpol has issued red notices 1046 00:46:44.099 --> 00:46:45.791 for the hit man, a con woman... 1047 00:46:45.826 --> 00:46:47.793 Where did they get that picture? That's terrible! 1048 00:46:47.828 --> 00:46:49.905 ..and a reckless unlicensed bodyguard. 1049 00:46:49.940 --> 00:46:51.940 That is pending fucking review. 1050 00:46:51.975 --> 00:46:53.073 See, that's what we get 1051 00:46:53.108 --> 00:46:54.602 for trying to help these motherfuckers. 1052 00:46:54.637 --> 00:46:57.605 You know, fuck 'em! Can we go finish our honeymoon, babe? 1053 00:46:57.640 --> 00:47:00.883 With explosives on my wrist? No! 1054 00:47:00.918 --> 00:47:03.545 We're taking this shit to the mystery big shot 1055 00:47:03.580 --> 00:47:05.481 so my uterus can relax. 1056 00:47:05.516 --> 00:47:07.681 -Are you coming? -Oh, I'm coming. 1057 00:47:07.716 --> 00:47:10.387 We need to prevent this cyber attack so I can clear my name. 1058 00:47:10.422 --> 00:47:13.093 I got a PR disaster and this is gonna take a long time... 1059 00:47:13.128 --> 00:47:15.326 -DARIUS: I wish he had died. -(SHOUTS) I heard that! 1060 00:47:15.361 --> 00:47:18.967 (BELL TOLLS) 1061 00:47:22.863 --> 00:47:25.633 (HISSES) Ah, fuck. 1062 00:47:25.668 --> 00:47:28.009 -What's wrong? -You can't be serious. 1063 00:47:28.044 --> 00:47:30.836 -About what? -My ribs are broken. 1064 00:47:30.871 --> 00:47:32.607 I came down with a little case of 1065 00:47:32.642 --> 00:47:34.642 12-gauge shotgun to the chest. 1066 00:47:34.677 --> 00:47:37.480 -Remember? -Hey, Breesey, don't worry. 1067 00:47:37.515 --> 00:47:41.121 Sonia's gonna take care of you. This will make you feel better. 1068 00:47:41.156 --> 00:47:43.519 -Thank you. -There you go, baby. 1069 00:47:45.688 --> 00:47:46.852 MALE REPORTER: The auction of artworks 1070 00:47:46.887 --> 00:47:48.964 by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire 1071 00:47:48.999 --> 00:47:51.296 is believed to be the last of a long line of assets 1072 00:47:51.331 --> 00:47:53.001 he's liquidated outside of his homeland. 1073 00:47:53.036 --> 00:47:54.695 FEMALE REPORTER: It is unknown what his motivation 1074 00:47:54.730 --> 00:47:55.971 for selling up in Europe is, 1075 00:47:56.006 --> 00:47:58.501 but analysts are calling it 'financial suicide'. 1076 00:47:58.536 --> 00:48:00.976 MICHAEL: Ooh, that is one helluva security detail. 1077 00:48:01.011 --> 00:48:06.014 -Holy shit! Magnusson. -SONIA AND DARIUS: Who? 1078 00:48:06.049 --> 00:48:07.708 Only the Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year 1079 00:48:07.743 --> 00:48:09.116 three years in a row! 1080 00:48:09.151 --> 00:48:10.645 (LAUGHS) They give you motherfuckers awards?! 1081 00:48:10.680 --> 00:48:13.549 Yes, they give us awards and we have conventions and everything. 1082 00:48:13.584 --> 00:48:15.551 Ain't no award for hit man. 1083 00:48:15.586 --> 00:48:18.125 It's called 'lethal injection'. 1084 00:48:18.160 --> 00:48:21.590 God, look at him. He's so strong, confident. 1085 00:48:21.625 --> 00:48:24.494 -He's like a panther. -Let me see this motherfucker. 1086 00:48:26.762 --> 00:48:29.136 Ooh, shit! Zento! 1087 00:48:29.171 --> 00:48:32.106 That is a good motherfucking hit man right there. 1088 00:48:32.141 --> 00:48:34.042 Took a lot of business from me. 1089 00:48:34.077 --> 00:48:37.408 -Find yourself a nest. -I'm gonna take the tower. 1090 00:48:38.543 --> 00:48:41.016 Whoever wants this briefcase is a serious high roller 1091 00:48:41.051 --> 00:48:44.184 'cause Magnusson's fee is astronomical. 1092 00:48:44.219 --> 00:48:47.418 Releasing the package. I want everyone on high alert. 1093 00:48:47.453 --> 00:48:49.882 (SINISTER MUSIC) 1094 00:48:49.917 --> 00:48:52.819 And bingo. 1095 00:48:52.854 --> 00:48:55.492 Oh. That is awful. 1096 00:48:55.527 --> 00:49:00.332 It's like Liberace banged a set of curtains. 1097 00:49:11.543 --> 00:49:13.510 DARIUS: You know that dude? 1098 00:49:15.019 --> 00:49:17.085 I'm not sure. 1099 00:49:18.220 --> 00:49:21.650 Magnusson, three pigeons on the rooftop. 1100 00:49:21.685 --> 00:49:23.157 Let me see this motherfucker. 1101 00:49:25.293 --> 00:49:28.129 -They have the stolen briefcase. -Take the shot. 1102 00:49:29.891 --> 00:49:31.693 Oh, shit! Zento! Gun! 1103 00:49:31.728 --> 00:49:33.827 (RIFLE SHOTS ECHO) 1104 00:49:33.862 --> 00:49:36.137 MAGNUSSON: Get Aristotle to safety now. 1105 00:49:38.141 --> 00:49:41.307 Scatter and converge. Get that case! 1106 00:49:45.511 --> 00:49:47.940 They won't know we have five possible escape routes. 1107 00:49:47.975 --> 00:49:49.678 They have five possible escape routes. 1108 00:49:49.713 --> 00:49:52.021 -(TYRES SCREECH) -(MICHAEL GRUNTS) 1109 00:49:53.783 --> 00:49:55.156 Should've used a decoy. 1110 00:49:55.191 --> 00:49:57.422 MAN OVER RADIO: It appears they have no decoy, sir. 1111 00:49:57.457 --> 00:50:00.623 -My God, they're amateurs. -DARIUS: Alright, let's go! 1112 00:50:00.658 --> 00:50:02.361 -(GRUNTS) -Come on! 1113 00:50:03.859 --> 00:50:06.332 (UPBEAT JAZZY MUSIC) 1114 00:50:10.734 --> 00:50:11.931 If you'd listened to me, 1115 00:50:11.966 --> 00:50:13.240 we'd have an extraction vehicle waiting! 1116 00:50:13.275 --> 00:50:15.473 These idiots don't even have an extraction vehicle. 1117 00:50:15.508 --> 00:50:18.311 -(GRUNTS) -Bryce, get to the van! 1118 00:50:18.346 --> 00:50:21.248 Go! Now! 1119 00:50:22.218 --> 00:50:25.153 DARIUS: Move it, Bryce! 1120 00:50:26.255 --> 00:50:28.354 Magnusson recognised me, 1121 00:50:28.389 --> 00:50:30.059 which means he probably knows my moves. 1122 00:50:30.094 --> 00:50:31.588 I don't recognise any of these losers. 1123 00:50:31.623 --> 00:50:35.097 -MAGNUSSON: Shoot to kill. -Bryce, we gotta go! 1124 00:50:35.132 --> 00:50:36.263 -MICHAEL: Just a moment! -(ENGINE STARTS) 1125 00:50:36.298 --> 00:50:38.430 -Got it! Go! -Let's go! 1126 00:50:40.368 --> 00:50:42.599 ('THE BEST' BY TINA TURNER) 1127 00:50:42.634 --> 00:50:48.110 ♪ Give me a lifetime of promises and a world of dreams 1128 00:50:51.610 --> 00:50:52.906 ♪ Speak a language... ♪ 1129 00:50:52.941 --> 00:50:55.810 Parrot is loose. Keep it in sight. 1130 00:50:57.814 --> 00:50:59.550 SONIA: Breese, watch out! 1131 00:51:00.982 --> 00:51:03.488 ♪ Mmm, it can't be wrong... ♪ 1132 00:51:04.623 --> 00:51:06.128 Wow! 1133 00:51:06.163 --> 00:51:08.889 Wow, this guy's handling skills are actually incredible. 1134 00:51:09.859 --> 00:51:11.694 -♪ You're simply the best... ♪ -(CAR HORN TOOTS) 1135 00:51:11.729 --> 00:51:13.894 I just wanted to say it's an absolute honour 1136 00:51:13.929 --> 00:51:16.864 to be engaged in a car chase with someone of your skill set. 1137 00:51:16.899 --> 00:51:20.373 Thank you. I really appreciate that. 1138 00:51:20.408 --> 00:51:22.738 Steve McQueen ain't got shit on you. 1139 00:51:22.773 --> 00:51:24.146 I think that's the first time 1140 00:51:24.181 --> 00:51:26.115 you've ever said anything nice to me. 1141 00:51:28.251 --> 00:51:30.009 -♪ You're simply the best. ♪ -(HORN BLARES) 1142 00:51:30.044 --> 00:51:32.814 (HORN BLARES) 1143 00:51:33.817 --> 00:51:36.224 Bryce! Bryce! 1144 00:51:36.259 --> 00:51:38.985 SONIA: Get in the car, Darius. Go, go, go! 1145 00:51:39.020 --> 00:51:42.527 -(HORN BLARES) -Bryce, what the fuck?! 1146 00:51:42.562 --> 00:51:45.101 Move, motherfucker! 1147 00:51:46.236 --> 00:51:47.961 What the fuck did you give him? 1148 00:51:47.996 --> 00:51:49.732 (BOTH GROAN) 1149 00:51:49.767 --> 00:51:51.536 Just painkillers. 1150 00:51:53.309 --> 00:51:55.639 But he's so fucking delicate. 1151 00:51:56.708 --> 00:51:58.807 Parrot is flying west. Keep it in sight. 1152 00:51:58.842 --> 00:52:02.041 -(TYRES SCREECH) -(GUNSHOTS) 1153 00:52:02.076 --> 00:52:05.880 Oh, no! Not the stairs, motherfucker! 1154 00:52:09.886 --> 00:52:12.117 I'm not wearing a sports bra! 1155 00:52:12.152 --> 00:52:14.790 -(BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS) -(GASPS) 1156 00:52:16.266 --> 00:52:18.431 -(WOMAN SCREAMS) -(MAN SHOUTS) 1157 00:52:20.501 --> 00:52:23.667 -Ah! -Jesus, this guy's a lunatic. 1158 00:52:25.165 --> 00:52:28.309 This is no fucking honeymoon, motherfucker! 1159 00:52:28.344 --> 00:52:31.004 This is shittymoon! 1160 00:52:31.039 --> 00:52:33.138 I'd say we had a pretty great fucking day! 1161 00:52:33.173 --> 00:52:35.547 -Are you fucking kidding me? -Shopping. 1162 00:52:38.354 --> 00:52:40.453 -(SCREAMS) -(TYRES SCREECH) 1163 00:52:42.017 --> 00:52:43.258 Wine-tasting. 1164 00:52:43.293 --> 00:52:44.919 Yeah, with someone else's money! 1165 00:52:44.954 --> 00:52:46.987 -Flowers. -(TYRES SCREECH) 1166 00:52:47.022 --> 00:52:48.758 (SCREAMS) 1167 00:52:51.400 --> 00:52:53.202 -(METAL SCRAPES) -Mamma mia! 1168 00:52:53.237 --> 00:52:54.401 One bird still remaining in flight. 1169 00:52:54.436 --> 00:52:56.161 (SINGS) ♪ Fucking opera! ♪ 1170 00:52:56.196 --> 00:52:58.801 And you fell asleep, motherfucker! 1171 00:52:59.771 --> 00:53:03.036 Good afternoon. I'd like to offer up a ceasefire. 1172 00:53:03.071 --> 00:53:04.103 Oh. 1173 00:53:04.138 --> 00:53:05.511 You hand over that briefcase 1174 00:53:05.546 --> 00:53:06.974 and I'll gladly undo that bracelet. 1175 00:53:07.009 --> 00:53:09.009 -SONIA: Sure. -(TYRES SCREECH) 1176 00:53:09.044 --> 00:53:11.143 Bugger me. 1177 00:53:11.178 --> 00:53:13.321 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 1178 00:53:13.356 --> 00:53:16.489 Ah, that's the end of Breese's idol. 1179 00:53:16.524 --> 00:53:18.227 (PANTS) 1180 00:53:18.262 --> 00:53:20.955 Parrot's flying south. Get the case. 1181 00:53:23.861 --> 00:53:25.762 Oh, no, por favor! 1182 00:53:28.338 --> 00:53:30.833 When I say "now", crack your door. 1183 00:53:30.868 --> 00:53:32.901 And... 1184 00:53:32.936 --> 00:53:34.606 ..now! 1185 00:53:43.881 --> 00:53:45.881 Oh, fuck! 1186 00:53:45.916 --> 00:53:47.751 -(BRACELET BEEPS RAPIDLY) -Oh! 1187 00:53:48.787 --> 00:53:50.325 -Ah! -Oh, fuck! 1188 00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:54.263 -(BRACELET BEEPS RAPIDLY) -Oh, my God! I'm gonna die! 1189 00:53:54.298 --> 00:53:55.891 -Oh, my God! -I got you. 1190 00:53:55.926 --> 00:53:57.596 I got you! Calm down! 1191 00:53:59.468 --> 00:54:01.831 -Argh! -(BEEPING SLOWS) 1192 00:54:05.100 --> 00:54:06.506 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 1193 00:54:08.345 --> 00:54:11.940 -(LAUGHS) -Oh, yes! 1194 00:54:11.975 --> 00:54:15.042 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1195 00:54:15.077 --> 00:54:17.319 Shit. 1196 00:54:17.354 --> 00:54:19.981 Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me! 1197 00:54:21.787 --> 00:54:23.259 (YELLS) 1198 00:54:29.058 --> 00:54:31.124 What the fuck?! 1199 00:54:31.159 --> 00:54:33.027 -(YELLS) -(SONIA GASPS) 1200 00:54:38.100 --> 00:54:39.935 Dive! 1201 00:54:46.383 --> 00:54:49.010 -Did we lose them? -(TRUCK HORN HONKS) 1202 00:54:50.552 --> 00:54:52.816 -(TRUCK HORN HONKS) -No, you didn't lose them! 1203 00:54:54.050 --> 00:54:55.753 -(HORN BLARES) -Oh, shit! 1204 00:55:07.063 --> 00:55:09.371 Oh, shit! 1205 00:55:09.406 --> 00:55:11.373 -(WAILS) -Sonia! 1206 00:55:11.408 --> 00:55:13.001 Get the fuck back in the car! 1207 00:55:13.036 --> 00:55:14.970 Are you trying to get rid of me? 1208 00:55:15.005 --> 00:55:17.038 Swinging out the fucking car?! 1209 00:55:20.340 --> 00:55:22.615 Motherfucker's reloading. Take the wheel. 1210 00:55:24.047 --> 00:55:26.014 -(GROANS) -(PANTS HEAVILY) 1211 00:55:26.049 --> 00:55:27.323 (GRUNTS) 1212 00:55:31.318 --> 00:55:33.560 (PILOTS GRUNT) 1213 00:55:34.992 --> 00:55:37.432 (SHOUTS IN SPANISH) Argh! 1214 00:55:40.668 --> 00:55:42.437 -(PANTS) -What are you doing? 1215 00:55:42.472 --> 00:55:43.900 -Hang on, baby! -Darius! 1216 00:55:43.935 --> 00:55:47.002 BOTH: Oh, fuck! 1217 00:55:50.942 --> 00:55:54.042 -(PANTS) -(SIGHS) Ooh. 1218 00:55:55.045 --> 00:55:56.814 (SHOVEL CLANGS) 1219 00:56:00.149 --> 00:56:02.985 They didn't wear their seatbelts. 1220 00:56:03.020 --> 00:56:04.954 REPORTER ON TV: The three fugitives responsible for 1221 00:56:04.989 --> 00:56:07.220 a nightclub shootout in Portofino last night... 1222 00:56:07.255 --> 00:56:08.694 Phone call for you, sir. 1223 00:56:08.729 --> 00:56:11.059 ..and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy. 1224 00:56:11.094 --> 00:56:12.258 Our world news correspondent... 1225 00:56:12.293 --> 00:56:13.325 Yeah? 1226 00:56:13.360 --> 00:56:14.601 Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, 1227 00:56:14.636 --> 00:56:17.197 but the three fugitives managed to escape. 1228 00:56:17.232 --> 00:56:19.738 ..police search for disgraced bodyguard Michael Bryce, 1229 00:56:19.773 --> 00:56:22.202 international con woman Sonia Kincaid... 1230 00:56:22.237 --> 00:56:26.844 When you find them, I want them alive. 1231 00:56:26.879 --> 00:56:31.783 (SINGS) ♪ You're asleep, little Breese 1232 00:56:31.818 --> 00:56:35.721 ♪ Can you please wake the fuck up? 1233 00:56:35.756 --> 00:56:39.527 ♪ In your slumber, think of Sonia 1234 00:56:39.562 --> 00:56:43.058 ♪ And the bomb that's on her wrist. ♪ 1235 00:56:43.093 --> 00:56:44.763 (MICHAEL GRUNTS AND MUTTERS) 1236 00:56:44.798 --> 00:56:49.196 Hey! What the fuck were those pills? 1237 00:56:49.231 --> 00:56:52.232 -It's just lithium. -Lithium?! 1238 00:56:52.267 --> 00:56:54.641 Baby, lithium's not pain medication. 1239 00:56:54.676 --> 00:56:58.205 It's to manage my stress, Darius, and stress IS pain. 1240 00:56:58.240 --> 00:56:59.646 Breesey, you want some more? 1241 00:56:59.681 --> 00:57:02.209 (STAMMERS) Don't you come anywhere near me. 1242 00:57:02.244 --> 00:57:04.409 I've had it with you two. 1243 00:57:04.444 --> 00:57:07.819 I'm sorry to say this, Sonia, but you are crazy. 1244 00:57:07.854 --> 00:57:10.525 Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker, you can't talk to my wife that way. 1245 00:57:10.560 --> 00:57:13.594 Why not? She'd make a terrible mother. 1246 00:57:13.629 --> 00:57:16.795 I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care. 1247 00:57:16.830 --> 00:57:20.326 You need to apologise to Sonia right the fuck now. 1248 00:57:20.361 --> 00:57:22.229 Oh, fuck this. "You gotta apologise..." 1249 00:57:22.264 --> 00:57:23.670 What, are you gonna shoot me now? 1250 00:57:23.705 --> 00:57:26.970 Father of the Year right here. Can't wait. 1251 00:57:27.775 --> 00:57:29.335 Hey! Hey, where you going, motherfucker? 1252 00:57:29.370 --> 00:57:30.611 I said, "Apologise!" 1253 00:57:30.646 --> 00:57:34.582 Well, I'm just gonna ride the lithium out. Whoo! 1254 00:57:35.409 --> 00:57:37.585 (SCOFFS AND WHISPERS) Fuck. 1255 00:57:37.620 --> 00:57:39.686 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 1256 00:57:39.721 --> 00:57:41.721 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 1257 00:57:41.756 --> 00:57:43.591 Future Michael, I'm really lost. 1258 00:57:43.626 --> 00:57:45.021 -Give me a sign. -(PHONE BEEPS) 1259 00:57:45.056 --> 00:57:47.089 RECORDING: Your service is currently out of range. 1260 00:57:47.124 --> 00:57:50.125 Goddamn it. F... 1261 00:57:50.160 --> 00:57:54.063 Now those two psychos are trying to ruin my life. 1262 00:57:58.102 --> 00:58:00.135 Babe, you alright? 1263 00:58:02.777 --> 00:58:04.469 I'm great. 1264 00:58:04.504 --> 00:58:10.277 I mean, our honeymoon is a delicious fuckery. 1265 00:58:10.312 --> 00:58:12.653 I don't have a foetus in my womb, 1266 00:58:12.688 --> 00:58:15.755 but I do have a bomb on my wrist. 1267 00:58:15.790 --> 00:58:20.122 In other words, this lifestyle that you dragged me into 1268 00:58:20.157 --> 00:58:21.893 has made me a horrendous mother 1269 00:58:21.928 --> 00:58:23.829 of the children we don't even have. 1270 00:58:23.864 --> 00:58:25.534 In other words, this is all your fault! 1271 00:58:25.569 --> 00:58:26.898 How the fuck is this my fault? 1272 00:58:26.933 --> 00:58:28.603 Now, if I remember, I didn't meet you 1273 00:58:28.638 --> 00:58:29.901 at no goddamn debutante ball. 1274 00:58:29.936 --> 00:58:32.365 -What? -MICHAEL: Took a bullet for him. 1275 00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:34.136 Took a bullet for her. 1276 00:58:34.171 --> 00:58:35.544 Yeah, old Bryce is just 1277 00:58:35.579 --> 00:58:39.042 everybody's favourite little bullet caddy, isn't he? 1278 00:58:39.077 --> 00:58:41.176 (PANTS AND WHEEZES) 1279 00:58:41.211 --> 00:58:46.115 OK, game on. Come on. 1280 00:58:46.150 --> 00:58:47.985 Give me a sign. 1281 00:58:48.020 --> 00:58:49.987 Any sign. 1282 00:58:50.022 --> 00:58:51.527 Please. 1283 00:58:52.321 --> 00:58:55.256 OK, that is a sign, it's just not the one I'm looking for. 1284 00:58:55.291 --> 00:58:57.291 (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 1285 00:59:01.165 --> 00:59:04.870 Anything. Anything at all! 1286 00:59:05.873 --> 00:59:07.840 (AEROPLANE RUMBLES OVERHEAD) 1287 00:59:11.175 --> 00:59:14.044 I see what you're doing. I... 1288 00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:17.685 You wanna play ball? We're gonna play ball. 1289 00:59:17.720 --> 00:59:20.017 Take some responsibility for your shit! 1290 00:59:20.052 --> 00:59:21.447 Sonia, it ain't my goddamn fault! 1291 00:59:21.482 --> 00:59:22.756 -MICHAEL: Hey. -You're really making me... 1292 00:59:22.791 --> 00:59:24.725 -MICHAEL: Hey! -What? 1293 00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:27.255 I said some awful stuff back there 1294 00:59:27.290 --> 00:59:30.764 because I was involuntarily administered lithium. 1295 00:59:31.558 --> 00:59:32.997 Apology accepted. 1296 00:59:33.032 --> 00:59:37.298 I'm not apologising. But I know someone who can help us out. 1297 00:59:42.404 --> 00:59:45.647 (SOMBRE HORN MUSIC) 1298 00:59:46.540 --> 00:59:49.816 Is this like that gun thing? You can't press doorbells either? 1299 00:59:49.851 --> 00:59:55.052 It's just I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my licence. 1300 00:59:55.087 --> 00:59:58.550 (LAUGHS) So, you're admitting you're unlicensed. 1301 00:59:58.585 --> 01:00:00.827 You don't understand. 1302 01:00:03.260 --> 01:00:05.326 He's the greatest bodyguard who ever lived... 1303 01:00:05.361 --> 01:00:06.734 (EPIC MUSIC) 1304 01:00:06.769 --> 01:00:09.836 ..and I'm just...me. 1305 01:00:09.871 --> 01:00:11.673 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1306 01:00:11.708 --> 01:00:13.532 (DOORBELL BUZZES) 1307 01:00:13.567 --> 01:00:17.371 (HINGES CREAK) 1308 01:00:17.406 --> 01:00:19.142 Fuck! 1309 01:00:21.179 --> 01:00:22.574 Alright. 1310 01:00:22.609 --> 01:00:25.951 (MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC) 1311 01:00:27.383 --> 01:00:29.020 (SIGHS) 1312 01:00:29.055 --> 01:00:31.616 MAID: Mr Bryce out back. He chop the wood. 1313 01:00:31.651 --> 01:00:35.488 He be a moment. I'll get you some water. 1314 01:00:35.523 --> 01:00:36.962 (LAUGHS) 1315 01:00:36.997 --> 01:00:41.230 DARIUS: This Triple-A shit is a family fantasy. 1316 01:00:44.070 --> 01:00:45.872 (CLEARS THROAT) 1317 01:00:47.205 --> 01:00:50.239 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 1318 01:00:51.341 --> 01:00:53.440 Hey, Papa. 1319 01:00:54.245 --> 01:00:56.080 I never imagined I'd be coming home like this. 1320 01:00:56.115 --> 01:00:59.281 I always thought it would be under different circumstances. 1321 01:00:59.316 --> 01:01:04.154 As I'm sure you know, my... my licence is under review. 1322 01:01:04.189 --> 01:01:06.519 (GENTLE MELANCHOLY MUSIC) 1323 01:01:06.554 --> 01:01:09.093 I'm sorry for being such a disgrace. 1324 01:01:09.964 --> 01:01:12.734 We really need your help. 1325 01:01:13.594 --> 01:01:19.169 Out there in the world, you're an unlicensed protection agent, 1326 01:01:19.204 --> 01:01:20.632 but here... 1327 01:01:20.667 --> 01:01:22.271 (SLURPS) 1328 01:01:22.306 --> 01:01:25.604 ..here you are my son 1329 01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:27.276 and this is your home. 1330 01:01:28.510 --> 01:01:29.883 (CHOKES, SOBS) 1331 01:01:29.918 --> 01:01:32.347 (SOULFUL ORGAN MUSIC) 1332 01:01:32.382 --> 01:01:35.284 What the fuck?! 1333 01:01:36.485 --> 01:01:37.858 Aww! 1334 01:01:39.158 --> 01:01:40.762 (MUSIC STOPS) 1335 01:01:40.797 --> 01:01:43.358 Just chill. 1336 01:01:43.393 --> 01:01:45.866 I'm trying to have a long awaited moment with my dad. 1337 01:01:45.901 --> 01:01:47.835 I get it. You're freaking out. 1338 01:01:47.870 --> 01:01:50.266 -He's...he's...he's... -A legend. Yes. 1339 01:01:50.301 --> 01:01:52.807 That's weird for you, but, to me, he's just Papa. 1340 01:01:52.842 --> 01:01:54.204 No, I'm freaked out because... 1341 01:01:54.239 --> 01:01:56.404 Because his voice is so deeply rich in its timbre? 1342 01:01:56.439 --> 01:01:58.472 Yes. It's remarkable, but a lot of people sound... 1343 01:01:58.507 --> 01:01:59.913 No, motherfucker, it's not his voice. 1344 01:01:59.948 --> 01:02:02.245 -It's the fact that he... -Is a published author? 1345 01:02:03.512 --> 01:02:06.018 Huh? What is it, Darius? 1346 01:02:06.053 --> 01:02:07.954 Spit it out, 'cause, frankly, 1347 01:02:07.989 --> 01:02:10.154 it's exhausting to hear you beat about the bush. 1348 01:02:10.189 --> 01:02:12.684 -'Around', Junior. -I'm sorry? 1349 01:02:12.719 --> 01:02:16.798 The expression is 'beat around the bush'. 1350 01:02:17.592 --> 01:02:19.460 -(WHISPERS) Interesting. -It's 'around'. 1351 01:02:19.495 --> 01:02:21.869 -Sorry, I'm... -I know who you are. 1352 01:02:21.904 --> 01:02:23.497 I watch the news. 1353 01:02:23.532 --> 01:02:25.840 (CHUCKLES) 1354 01:02:26.634 --> 01:02:28.502 Hello, my dear. 1355 01:02:30.044 --> 01:02:31.912 Nice to meet you, Mr Breese father. 1356 01:02:31.947 --> 01:02:34.948 -My pleasure. -You have a lovely son. 1357 01:02:34.983 --> 01:02:36.609 Can we have it removed? 1358 01:02:36.644 --> 01:02:39.414 Well, we'll do our best. 1359 01:02:39.449 --> 01:02:41.856 -Giuseppe? -Yes, sir. 1360 01:02:41.891 --> 01:02:44.859 Make arrangements for a safe house 1361 01:02:44.894 --> 01:02:49.028 and the necessary equipment to unlink a TI-47. 1362 01:02:51.065 --> 01:02:54.264 When the fuck were you gonna tell me your dad was black? 1363 01:02:54.299 --> 01:02:57.498 Stepdad. And I fail to see how that's relevant. 1364 01:02:57.533 --> 01:03:01.634 Why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate? 1365 01:03:01.669 --> 01:03:03.845 -Yeah. -Relevant? Heart? Hate? 1366 01:03:03.880 --> 01:03:05.275 What the fuck are you talking about? 1367 01:03:05.310 --> 01:03:07.211 -You know exactly what I'm... -Alright now, boys, boys... 1368 01:03:07.246 --> 01:03:10.643 -I'm sorry, Papa. -No bickering under my roof, OK? 1369 01:03:10.678 --> 01:03:12.744 -Understood. -Who's hungry? 1370 01:03:12.779 --> 01:03:14.889 -I can eat. -Good, good. 1371 01:03:14.924 --> 01:03:17.892 -Hungry? -I'm a little peckish. 1372 01:03:17.927 --> 01:03:21.159 (DEBUSSY'S 'CLAIR DE LUNE') 1373 01:03:27.431 --> 01:03:33.600 These are all the bullets Dad's taken for heads of state. 1374 01:03:33.635 --> 01:03:36.141 Ooh, impressive. 1375 01:03:36.176 --> 01:03:39.177 Nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man. 1376 01:03:39.212 --> 01:03:44.413 -Yeah, I've taken 20 myself. -I took a bullet. 1377 01:03:45.515 --> 01:03:48.516 -Yeah? -Yeah, for...for Darius. 1378 01:03:48.551 --> 01:03:50.815 I saved his life. Right, Darius? 1379 01:03:50.850 --> 01:03:52.157 (MUFFLED PUNCH) 1380 01:03:52.192 --> 01:03:54.654 Breese took a bullet for my husband at The Hague. 1381 01:03:54.689 --> 01:03:56.524 He was very brave. 1382 01:03:56.559 --> 01:03:59.560 Check it out. Right there. 1383 01:04:00.794 --> 01:04:02.662 Bryce, that looks like a freckle. 1384 01:04:03.500 --> 01:04:06.435 He also took a shotgun blast for me last night. 1385 01:04:06.470 --> 01:04:08.833 Well, actually, well, I was wearing Kevlar. 1386 01:04:08.868 --> 01:04:11.770 Kevlar? Real Triple-As never wear Kevlar. 1387 01:04:11.805 --> 01:04:13.145 (DARIUS SNORTS) 1388 01:04:13.180 --> 01:04:15.807 Course, knowing Bryce and his trusty penknife, 1389 01:04:15.842 --> 01:04:17.677 he'll have the danger all taken care of 1390 01:04:17.712 --> 01:04:19.184 before it even gets to that. 1391 01:04:19.219 --> 01:04:20.812 (DARIUS AND BRYCE SENIOR LAUGH) 1392 01:04:20.847 --> 01:04:23.925 You...you laugh, but countless heads of state 1393 01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:25.784 have been taken out by the penknife. 1394 01:04:25.819 --> 01:04:27.357 No-one sees it coming. 1395 01:04:28.591 --> 01:04:32.428 Ah, yes, Elena's gelato. 1396 01:04:33.233 --> 01:04:34.936 (VOICE ECHOES) Best gelato this side... 1397 01:04:34.971 --> 01:04:36.399 (VOICE FADES) 1398 01:04:36.434 --> 01:04:39.204 (LOW, THREATENING MUSIC) 1399 01:04:39.239 --> 01:04:41.404 (BRYCE SENIOR ECHOES) Bryce? 1400 01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:44.143 Excuse me a moment. 1401 01:04:44.178 --> 01:04:45.771 Bryce. 1402 01:04:45.806 --> 01:04:47.916 Bryce? 1403 01:04:47.951 --> 01:04:49.511 What's wrong with him? 1404 01:04:49.546 --> 01:04:51.579 It's the gelato. 1405 01:04:53.451 --> 01:04:56.584 I forgot. It's a trigger. 1406 01:04:56.619 --> 01:05:00.456 -DARIUS: Why? -(SIGHS) 1407 01:05:00.491 --> 01:05:04.856 All of Bryce's memories are with his mother. 1408 01:05:04.891 --> 01:05:09.102 She used to call him her 'little bodyguard'. 1409 01:05:09.137 --> 01:05:13.337 Every Sunday, she would take Bryce to the amusement park. 1410 01:05:13.372 --> 01:05:16.769 But it wasn't the rides he was interested in. 1411 01:05:16.804 --> 01:05:20.608 It was the gelato. 1412 01:05:20.643 --> 01:05:22.775 Oh, yes. 1413 01:05:22.810 --> 01:05:24.348 Bryce weighed the pros and cons 1414 01:05:24.383 --> 01:05:28.022 of rocky road versus lavender fig. 1415 01:05:28.057 --> 01:05:30.057 It seemed endless. 1416 01:05:30.092 --> 01:05:34.127 Then what happened? Did he choose the wrong flavour? 1417 01:05:34.162 --> 01:05:37.856 BRYCE SENIOR: No, my dear. Fate chose his mother. 1418 01:05:37.891 --> 01:05:39.792 To this day, I have no idea 1419 01:05:39.827 --> 01:05:43.928 why a full-figured 290-pound Italian man 1420 01:05:43.963 --> 01:05:45.930 wanted to ride the Paratrooper. 1421 01:05:45.965 --> 01:05:49.241 -Truth is, I don't wanna know. -(GROAN ECHOES) 1422 01:05:49.276 --> 01:05:51.738 Some things are best left unsaid. 1423 01:05:51.773 --> 01:05:54.312 -(SCREAMS) -(GIRLS SCREAM) 1424 01:05:54.347 --> 01:05:58.250 And Bryce, well, he chose to blame himself. 1425 01:05:59.187 --> 01:06:01.253 That's why he loves seatbelts. 1426 01:06:01.288 --> 01:06:04.586 Still doesn't explain why he's so annoying. 1427 01:06:07.327 --> 01:06:09.129 You're annoying. 1428 01:06:13.960 --> 01:06:15.531 (SNIFFS) 1429 01:06:15.566 --> 01:06:17.533 (GRUNTS) 1430 01:06:19.570 --> 01:06:21.339 Hi. Hi. Hi. 1431 01:06:21.374 --> 01:06:23.374 -Are you OK? -I'm fine. I'm fine. 1432 01:06:23.409 --> 01:06:26.245 -Do you want me to push you? -No, no, no, no, no. Thank you. 1433 01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:32.383 I just... I cry sometimes when I'm awake, so... 1434 01:06:32.418 --> 01:06:35.122 Your father told us what happened to your mother. 1435 01:06:35.157 --> 01:06:39.852 Ah, if I'd just ordered peach gelato a minute sooner, 1436 01:06:39.887 --> 01:06:41.788 she'd still be alive. 1437 01:06:41.823 --> 01:06:43.328 It's my fault. My bad. I get it. 1438 01:06:43.363 --> 01:06:46.727 Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not your fault. 1439 01:06:46.762 --> 01:06:48.168 You cannot blame yourself. 1440 01:06:48.203 --> 01:06:50.962 I mean, it's perfectly normal to feel guilty. 1441 01:06:50.997 --> 01:06:53.305 I understand you better than you think. 1442 01:06:53.340 --> 01:06:56.638 My mother was eaten by a shark. 1443 01:06:58.378 --> 01:07:02.314 You know, seeing your mother being devoured by a beast, 1444 01:07:02.349 --> 01:07:05.581 it can really traumatise you - more than you can think. 1445 01:07:05.616 --> 01:07:10.157 But my God, has it done a number on you, honey. 1446 01:07:10.192 --> 01:07:15.327 I mean, you are fucked up in more ways than I can count. 1447 01:07:15.362 --> 01:07:17.263 -Now it all makes sense... -Yeah. 1448 01:07:17.298 --> 01:07:19.364 ..including your obsession with my boobs. 1449 01:07:19.399 --> 01:07:22.565 What? I'm sorry. Did you say... With your boobs? 1450 01:07:22.600 --> 01:07:24.864 I've never thought about your boobs, not even once. 1451 01:07:24.899 --> 01:07:27.867 Come on, you're obsessed with my boobs. 1452 01:07:27.902 --> 01:07:29.275 Jesus Christ, alright. 1453 01:07:29.310 --> 01:07:32.740 When you saved me, you very gently cupped your hands 1454 01:07:32.775 --> 01:07:36.447 and pushed me by the boobs to save me from the bullet. 1455 01:07:36.482 --> 01:07:38.449 Not a lot of alternative real estate there. 1456 01:07:38.484 --> 01:07:41.518 I could hear the little boy inside of you, screaming, 1457 01:07:41.553 --> 01:07:44.224 "Mommy, please don't die! I need you!" 1458 01:07:44.259 --> 01:07:45.918 I don't think that's what I was screaming. 1459 01:07:45.953 --> 01:07:48.327 I don't sound like that... at all. 1460 01:07:48.362 --> 01:07:50.428 If it makes you feel any better... 1461 01:07:50.463 --> 01:07:51.858 It doesn't. 1462 01:07:51.893 --> 01:07:54.102 ..I cannot eat gelato either. 1463 01:07:54.137 --> 01:07:56.203 Right. Doesn't make me feel better. I don't care. 1464 01:07:56.238 --> 01:07:58.062 I'm lactose-intolerant. 1465 01:07:58.097 --> 01:08:00.999 I still don't care, so... 1466 01:08:01.034 --> 01:08:03.243 I'm gonna head back inside. 1467 01:08:03.278 --> 01:08:05.575 I think they're serving, um, self-esteem. 1468 01:08:05.610 --> 01:08:10.316 OK. Hey, this was great. It was really, really great. 1469 01:08:10.351 --> 01:08:11.944 To get to the safe house... 1470 01:08:11.979 --> 01:08:14.584 Excellent. Excellent. Thank you very much. 1471 01:08:14.619 --> 01:08:17.125 So, we just go up here and make a right. 1472 01:08:18.161 --> 01:08:22.559 Good news. My contact says everything is all set. 1473 01:08:22.594 --> 01:08:25.430 We'll have that TI-47 off you in no time. 1474 01:08:25.465 --> 01:08:28.169 Meanwhile, I'll sort everything out with Interpol. 1475 01:08:28.204 --> 01:08:32.437 Sonia. Let's let 'em have a moment together. 1476 01:08:33.638 --> 01:08:35.275 Bryce... 1477 01:08:36.740 --> 01:08:38.806 ..I'm... 1478 01:08:38.841 --> 01:08:41.611 ..sorry about the gelato. 1479 01:08:42.977 --> 01:08:44.746 Hey... 1480 01:08:44.781 --> 01:08:48.420 A lot of guys lose their licence and never come back. 1481 01:08:48.455 --> 01:08:51.489 Look at you. You're gonna be a hero. 1482 01:08:51.524 --> 01:08:53.293 (LAUGHS) 1483 01:08:53.328 --> 01:08:55.526 I'll come down to the safe house and see you 1484 01:08:55.561 --> 01:08:58.232 after I've got some more information. 1485 01:08:58.267 --> 01:09:00.531 I'll also have a talk with the review board, 1486 01:09:00.566 --> 01:09:03.699 see to it you get a good hearing. 1487 01:09:03.734 --> 01:09:06.900 Thank you. Thank you, Dad. 1488 01:09:06.935 --> 01:09:08.704 No worries. 1489 01:09:09.773 --> 01:09:11.542 Oh, Bryce... 1490 01:09:12.545 --> 01:09:14.512 Take the Jag. 1491 01:09:15.515 --> 01:09:16.811 The Jag? 1492 01:09:16.846 --> 01:09:19.385 The one I wasn't even allowed to look at as a kid? 1493 01:09:19.420 --> 01:09:21.915 (CHUCKLES) You've earned it. 1494 01:09:21.950 --> 01:09:23.686 (LAUGHS) 1495 01:09:23.721 --> 01:09:25.292 THE JAEDES: ♪ Oh, baby 1496 01:09:25.327 --> 01:09:29.791 ♪ Uh, uh, what did I do? Oh, baby... ♪ 1497 01:09:29.826 --> 01:09:32.365 -MICHAEL: Oh! -(DARIUS LAUGHS) 1498 01:09:32.400 --> 01:09:35.027 Damn, I love this motherfucking car. 1499 01:09:35.062 --> 01:09:37.128 -Yeah! -But you love me more. 1500 01:09:37.163 --> 01:09:39.097 -Ooh, baby! -Whoo! 1501 01:09:39.132 --> 01:09:41.209 MICHAEL: I'm in love with love! 1502 01:09:43.004 --> 01:09:44.410 ♪ Sweeter than honey, girl 1503 01:09:44.445 --> 01:09:47.347 ♪ You can brighten up my day... ♪ 1504 01:09:47.382 --> 01:09:49.415 Can we just acknowledge for one second 1505 01:09:49.450 --> 01:09:52.550 that not only are we safe... 1506 01:09:52.585 --> 01:09:55.388 ..but I think I'm gonna get my licence back, 1507 01:09:55.423 --> 01:09:58.523 all because of my father. 1508 01:09:58.558 --> 01:10:01.229 I'm so happy for you, Breese. 1509 01:10:02.562 --> 01:10:04.364 Baby... 1510 01:10:05.994 --> 01:10:07.664 (SIGHS) 1511 01:10:07.699 --> 01:10:10.469 There's something I've been meaning to tell you. 1512 01:10:11.340 --> 01:10:12.999 -(DART WHISTLES) -I... (SNORTS) 1513 01:10:13.034 --> 01:10:15.199 -What? -(DART WHISTLES) 1514 01:10:15.234 --> 01:10:17.168 You know, I think I'm gonna join Dad's agency. 1515 01:10:17.203 --> 01:10:19.280 -(DART WHISTLES) -"Bryce and Son". 1516 01:10:20.140 --> 01:10:21.975 That sounds... 1517 01:10:22.010 --> 01:10:23.878 A little cotton mouth. Whoa. 1518 01:10:24.683 --> 01:10:27.981 Sounds... You guys just can't keep your hands off each other. 1519 01:10:28.984 --> 01:10:30.456 (EXHALES) 1520 01:10:34.055 --> 01:10:37.298 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 1521 01:10:41.865 --> 01:10:43.064 MICHAEL: This feels familiar. 1522 01:10:43.100 --> 01:10:45.603 DARIUS: I don't spend that much time with my head in bags. 1523 01:10:45.638 --> 01:10:47.605 MICHAEL: You think maybe once you could spot the ambush? 1524 01:10:47.640 --> 01:10:49.607 -DARIUS: Oh. -Watch my hair, motherfucker. 1525 01:10:49.642 --> 01:10:53.413 -(DARIUS GROANS) -No way! Mags! 1526 01:10:54.207 --> 01:10:55.514 Huge fan! 1527 01:10:55.549 --> 01:10:57.978 Are you seriously dick-riding right now? 1528 01:10:58.013 --> 01:10:59.320 100%. He's my hero. 1529 01:10:59.355 --> 01:11:01.212 (E-CIGARETTE RASPS) 1530 01:11:01.247 --> 01:11:03.258 I'm thinking about getting into vaping. 1531 01:11:04.327 --> 01:11:06.558 Seems like the right thing to do. 1532 01:11:09.530 --> 01:11:13.862 What in the A-double-money-sign is that? 1533 01:11:13.897 --> 01:11:16.931 (SINISTER MUSIC) 1534 01:11:21.509 --> 01:11:25.445 Aristotle Papdopolous. 1535 01:11:28.307 --> 01:11:30.615 My little souvlaki. 1536 01:11:32.113 --> 01:11:34.014 My sweet bougatsa. 1537 01:11:37.019 --> 01:11:38.722 My darling. 1538 01:11:39.692 --> 01:11:42.363 I thought I had lost you forever. 1539 01:11:42.398 --> 01:11:44.926 So many sleepless nights. 1540 01:11:44.961 --> 01:11:49.403 So long have I wandered in a maze of despair. 1541 01:11:49.438 --> 01:11:54.474 Uh, anybody wanna tell me what the fuck's going on here? 1542 01:11:55.708 --> 01:11:58.379 (ECHOES) Monaco. 1543 01:11:58.414 --> 01:12:00.645 A girl who had lost her way, 1544 01:12:00.680 --> 01:12:05.485 turning tricks with wealthy men at craps tables. 1545 01:12:05.520 --> 01:12:09.555 But when she met a mysterious Greek man, 1546 01:12:09.590 --> 01:12:13.284 he taught her there was more to life. 1547 01:12:13.319 --> 01:12:16.056 A life of art, 1548 01:12:16.091 --> 01:12:17.827 literature, 1549 01:12:17.862 --> 01:12:20.632 dance and passion. 1550 01:12:20.667 --> 01:12:25.802 She learned to appreciate the finest things in life. 1551 01:12:25.837 --> 01:12:28.409 But when the cheap decking aboard his megayacht 1552 01:12:28.444 --> 01:12:31.544 snapped her beautiful Gucci heel, 1553 01:12:31.579 --> 01:12:35.482 fate took another turn. 1554 01:12:36.452 --> 01:12:38.452 She was found by fishermen. 1555 01:12:38.487 --> 01:12:40.520 She laid in bed for weeks 1556 01:12:40.555 --> 01:12:46.053 and when she finally woke, she had amnesia. 1557 01:12:46.088 --> 01:12:49.991 Now seeing your face 1558 01:12:50.026 --> 01:12:54.600 and listening to your voice so closely to my ear, 1559 01:12:54.635 --> 01:12:57.735 it all came rushing back to me. 1560 01:12:57.770 --> 01:13:00.672 -You've cured me. -ARISTOTLE: Mm. 1561 01:13:02.038 --> 01:13:03.411 Can you put the hood back on? 1562 01:13:03.446 --> 01:13:05.710 You got history with this motherfucker? 1563 01:13:05.745 --> 01:13:08.449 ARISTOTLE: And if I'd known earlier 1564 01:13:08.484 --> 01:13:10.946 it was you who had my case, 1565 01:13:10.981 --> 01:13:12.552 I would have ensured 1566 01:13:12.587 --> 01:13:16.149 you were treated like the Aphrodite you are. 1567 01:13:16.184 --> 01:13:17.755 Thank you. 1568 01:13:17.790 --> 01:13:19.823 -ARISTOTLE: Have these two... -Oh. 1569 01:13:19.858 --> 01:13:24.190 ..brought to Lucas and Francesco in my torture chambers. 1570 01:13:24.225 --> 01:13:25.730 Torture chamber? 1571 01:13:25.765 --> 01:13:28.469 -Did he say, "Cha-cha chamber?" -No, motherfucker, he did not! 1572 01:13:28.504 --> 01:13:29.899 Perhaps one day 1573 01:13:29.934 --> 01:13:34.475 you'll learn that great men don't need to stoop to vulgarity 1574 01:13:34.510 --> 01:13:35.872 to express themselves. 1575 01:13:35.907 --> 01:13:38.105 Oh, I know how to express myself, motherfucker. 1576 01:13:38.140 --> 01:13:39.480 -Take them away. -Believe me. 1577 01:13:39.515 --> 01:13:41.009 I have not begun to express myself. 1578 01:13:41.044 --> 01:13:43.275 MICHAEL: Do we have separate torture chambers? 1579 01:13:43.310 --> 01:13:45.816 (DARIUS SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 1580 01:13:45.851 --> 01:13:49.754 ARISTOTLE: The final piece of my master plan - 1581 01:13:49.789 --> 01:13:53.890 to win justice for Europe's atrocities. 1582 01:13:54.794 --> 01:13:59.434 Take it to the technology centre and have my yacht prepared. 1583 01:14:04.034 --> 01:14:05.198 (BRACELET BEEPS) 1584 01:14:09.435 --> 01:14:11.336 Come with me. 1585 01:14:11.371 --> 01:14:14.042 I have something to show you. 1586 01:14:16.244 --> 01:14:19.344 (DEBUSSY'S 'CLAIR DE LUNE') 1587 01:14:19.379 --> 01:14:21.049 (GASPS) 1588 01:14:22.987 --> 01:14:26.461 The room we dreamed of building together. 1589 01:14:27.288 --> 01:14:29.057 Oh, amazing. 1590 01:14:29.928 --> 01:14:34.568 Yes, I had it completed after you disappeared 1591 01:14:34.603 --> 01:14:39.001 in the hope it would be a beacon for your return. 1592 01:14:42.809 --> 01:14:46.778 You ever think that...that maybe she's conning you? 1593 01:14:46.813 --> 01:14:47.845 What? 1594 01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:50.342 I'm just saying, she's a con woman. 1595 01:14:50.377 --> 01:14:52.245 That's what con women do. 1596 01:14:52.280 --> 01:14:55.556 Con person? Person? I don't know how you say that. 1597 01:14:55.591 --> 01:14:57.415 Could you guys come back a little bit later? 1598 01:14:57.450 --> 01:14:59.087 We're in the middle of a... 1599 01:15:01.828 --> 01:15:04.224 You're gonna tell us everything you know. 1600 01:15:05.601 --> 01:15:08.800 (BOTH LAUGH) 1601 01:15:09.671 --> 01:15:11.033 (MICHAEL LAUGHS) Oh, my God. 1602 01:15:11.068 --> 01:15:14.300 (LAUGHS) I'm not telling you a motherfucking thing. 1603 01:15:14.335 --> 01:15:18.711 -(TASER ZAPS) -(GROANS AND YELLS) 1604 01:15:18.746 --> 01:15:22.781 You can taser him all the fucking live-long day 1605 01:15:22.816 --> 01:15:25.410 and he won't say a goddamn word. 1606 01:15:25.445 --> 01:15:27.786 So, you never had a family? 1607 01:15:27.821 --> 01:15:31.053 You were my only true love. 1608 01:15:31.088 --> 01:15:33.561 You have suffered so much. 1609 01:15:33.596 --> 01:15:36.388 -(SCREAMS) -He can go all day with that. 1610 01:15:36.423 --> 01:15:40.095 You can electrocute him all day. It'll only make him angrier. 1611 01:15:41.197 --> 01:15:42.229 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 1612 01:15:42.264 --> 01:15:43.802 -Hoo! -Mm-hm. Yeah. 1613 01:15:43.837 --> 01:15:46.673 Wait. I, on the other hand, will tell you everything. 1614 01:15:46.708 --> 01:15:48.400 I'll tell you everything if you just keep... 1615 01:15:48.435 --> 01:15:49.643 -Really?! -Yeah. 1616 01:15:49.678 --> 01:15:51.172 Sonia showed up. I was on vacation. 1617 01:15:51.207 --> 01:15:52.404 Oh, motherfucker! 1618 01:15:52.439 --> 01:15:54.615 She said Kincaid was in trouble and then Interpol came. 1619 01:15:54.650 --> 01:15:56.474 I don't even know where those guys came from. 1620 01:15:56.509 --> 01:15:57.915 The guy's name was Bobby O'Neill. 1621 01:15:57.950 --> 01:15:59.752 Probably Robert O'Neill. That guy was mean. 1622 01:15:59.787 --> 01:16:01.919 The point is that he wanted us to make a buy. 1623 01:16:01.954 --> 01:16:04.625 I don't even know what a buy is. That's, like, a drug thing? 1624 01:16:04.660 --> 01:16:06.484 (GRUNTS AND YELLS) 1625 01:16:06.519 --> 01:16:09.388 -(GRUNTS) -I mean, that could be anything. 1626 01:16:09.423 --> 01:16:11.522 Is that Francesco or are you... 1627 01:16:11.557 --> 01:16:13.128 -(CHOKES) -DARIUS: Let me down! 1628 01:16:13.163 --> 01:16:15.031 Let me down, motherfucker! 1629 01:16:15.836 --> 01:16:17.000 -(GRUNTS) -(NECK SNAPS) 1630 01:16:17.035 --> 01:16:21.565 It is insensitive of me to show you this 1631 01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:24.172 considering your condition. 1632 01:16:26.077 --> 01:16:31.047 -My what? -Carlo was an associate of mine. 1633 01:16:31.082 --> 01:16:34.545 When he found your husband, he was at a fertility clinic. 1634 01:16:34.580 --> 01:16:38.252 -A fertility clinic? -Buying fresh eggs. 1635 01:16:38.287 --> 01:16:42.124 I assumed...you were barren. 1636 01:16:42.159 --> 01:16:46.634 -(ALARM BLARES) -Sir, we have a situation. 1637 01:16:51.003 --> 01:16:53.234 Remind me never to tell you shit. 1638 01:16:53.269 --> 01:16:56.138 -Well, we're free, aren't we? -Yeah, fuck it. 1639 01:16:56.173 --> 01:16:57.744 Let's go save my girl. 1640 01:17:00.573 --> 01:17:02.815 I don't know if I buy this whole amnesia thing. 1641 01:17:02.850 --> 01:17:05.444 All this sudden hating on Sonia. She fucking loves you! 1642 01:17:05.479 --> 01:17:07.721 I'm not hating on Sonia. I'm just saying... 1643 01:17:08.515 --> 01:17:10.218 I just reminds me of something, you know? 1644 01:17:10.253 --> 01:17:13.628 It's like a book or a movie or something. 1645 01:17:15.126 --> 01:17:17.830 Please don't fire a gun in a cave! 1646 01:17:17.865 --> 01:17:20.030 Motherfucker, you didn't get tased. Shut up. 1647 01:17:21.627 --> 01:17:25.739 Huh! I guess we'll find out what a mace will do. 1648 01:17:25.774 --> 01:17:27.499 Oh, that's...that's decorative, I think. 1649 01:17:27.534 --> 01:17:29.600 What is it? It's gonna drive me crazy. 1650 01:17:29.635 --> 01:17:32.845 (MEN GRUNT) 1651 01:17:33.881 --> 01:17:35.716 (GASPS) 'Overboard'! 1652 01:17:35.751 --> 01:17:38.477 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. She gets amnesia. 1653 01:17:38.512 --> 01:17:40.215 Oh, I feel so much better! 1654 01:17:40.250 --> 01:17:41.887 Oh, bullshit. 1655 01:17:41.922 --> 01:17:45.154 Whoa, shit! I wanted to keep that fucking mace. 1656 01:17:45.189 --> 01:17:49.125 (GUARD SHOUTS) 1657 01:17:49.160 --> 01:17:51.193 (ALARM BLARES) 1658 01:17:51.228 --> 01:17:54.229 -Sonia! Sonia! Sonia! -Hey! Stop yelling! 1659 01:17:54.264 --> 01:17:56.033 Hey, you're gonna get us fucking killed. 1660 01:17:56.068 --> 01:17:58.035 -There she is! There she is! -No, no, no, no. 1661 01:17:58.070 --> 01:18:00.840 -Sonia! I'm coming to get you! -You lied to me. 1662 01:18:00.875 --> 01:18:03.337 -What?! -The night of our honeymoon. 1663 01:18:03.372 --> 01:18:06.340 -You didn't take a job. -Are we really doing this now? 1664 01:18:06.375 --> 01:18:09.079 You went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs 1665 01:18:09.114 --> 01:18:10.784 because you think mine are rotten. 1666 01:18:10.819 --> 01:18:13.149 Baby, you can't buy eggs at a fertility clinic 1667 01:18:13.184 --> 01:18:14.480 like a grocery store. 1668 01:18:14.515 --> 01:18:16.053 That motherfucker's lying to you! 1669 01:18:16.088 --> 01:18:18.154 Do you want a life on the run 1670 01:18:18.189 --> 01:18:21.729 or do you want the stability of a family? 1671 01:18:23.898 --> 01:18:26.096 Goodbye, Darius. It's over. 1672 01:18:26.131 --> 01:18:28.494 -Baby, no. -We gotta go. We gotta go. 1673 01:18:28.529 --> 01:18:30.595 -Darius... -Sonia, Sonia! Please! 1674 01:18:30.630 --> 01:18:32.773 (ECHOES) Let's go! 1675 01:18:32.808 --> 01:18:35.105 ANTHONY HAMILTON: ♪ Is an angry thing 1676 01:18:36.108 --> 01:18:40.044 ♪ It'll tear your heart to pieces 1677 01:18:41.608 --> 01:18:47.084 ♪ And love, such a crazy thing 1678 01:18:47.119 --> 01:18:52.155 ♪ It'll break you down when you least expect it 1679 01:18:53.686 --> 01:18:56.621 ♪ Thought I knew about love 1680 01:18:56.656 --> 01:18:59.965 ♪ Mm, I've been deceived... ♪ 1681 01:19:00.000 --> 01:19:02.462 MICHAEL: Maybe she's playing him to play you, you know, 1682 01:19:02.497 --> 01:19:03.771 like a triple cross. 1683 01:19:03.806 --> 01:19:05.069 DARIUS: There's no fucking triple cross. 1684 01:19:05.104 --> 01:19:06.730 If that's the lifestyle she wants 1685 01:19:06.765 --> 01:19:08.468 and he can give it to her, 1686 01:19:08.503 --> 01:19:10.745 more power to him. 1687 01:19:11.671 --> 01:19:13.638 I got no money in the bank, 1688 01:19:13.673 --> 01:19:15.948 Interpol's always in my ass 1689 01:19:15.983 --> 01:19:19.116 and I'm a hit man shooting blanks. 1690 01:19:19.151 --> 01:19:21.019 Wait, wait, hold on. Wait, what? 1691 01:19:21.054 --> 01:19:24.121 Not bullets, motherfucker. Sperm. 1692 01:19:24.156 --> 01:19:26.717 I got shot in the nuts on a job 1693 01:19:26.752 --> 01:19:28.554 and I never told Sonia about it. 1694 01:19:28.589 --> 01:19:30.556 You don't have testicles? 1695 01:19:30.591 --> 01:19:33.801 No. I mean yes! Yes, I have testicles. 1696 01:19:33.836 --> 01:19:35.726 The right one, Kool & the Gang. 1697 01:19:35.761 --> 01:19:38.564 The left one, Fugazi. 1698 01:19:38.599 --> 01:19:40.764 So, my swimmers aren't strong enough 1699 01:19:40.799 --> 01:19:42.205 to get across the finish line 1700 01:19:42.240 --> 01:19:45.175 so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world. 1701 01:19:45.210 --> 01:19:46.946 I told you, just be honest with her. 1702 01:19:46.981 --> 01:19:49.311 None of this would've happened if you were honest with her! 1703 01:19:49.346 --> 01:19:53.887 That shit always leads to an ass-whippin' or a jail sentence. 1704 01:19:53.922 --> 01:19:56.186 I'll see you when I see you. 1705 01:19:56.221 --> 01:19:59.519 -Where are you going? -(SIGHS) 1706 01:19:59.554 --> 01:20:01.356 Hey, Darius! 1707 01:20:03.657 --> 01:20:05.393 Darius! 1708 01:20:13.667 --> 01:20:17.570 Dad, there was an ambush and... 1709 01:20:19.739 --> 01:20:21.310 What's the Jag doing here? 1710 01:20:21.345 --> 01:20:24.676 You are the dumbest motherfucker I have ever met. 1711 01:20:24.711 --> 01:20:27.580 Wow. That, uh... 1712 01:20:27.615 --> 01:20:30.121 I handle Aristotle's security detail 1713 01:20:30.156 --> 01:20:31.815 while he's in Italy, you moron. 1714 01:20:31.850 --> 01:20:34.191 You...you work for the bad guys? 1715 01:20:34.226 --> 01:20:38.459 A Triple-A puts his clients ahead of God, family 1716 01:20:38.494 --> 01:20:40.967 and certainly a pantywaist such as yourself. 1717 01:20:41.002 --> 01:20:43.695 You are a cruel son of... 1718 01:20:43.730 --> 01:20:45.532 -(CRACKING) -Ah! Arrgh! 1719 01:20:45.567 --> 01:20:47.798 Oh! God... 1720 01:20:47.833 --> 01:20:49.272 I would turn you in, 1721 01:20:49.307 --> 01:20:52.044 but that would be an admission that I think you're a threat. 1722 01:20:52.079 --> 01:20:54.805 Oh, and, Bryce, I spoke to the review board. 1723 01:20:54.840 --> 01:20:58.149 They agreed with me - you're barred for life. 1724 01:20:58.184 --> 01:21:00.613 My real dad would never treat me like this. 1725 01:21:00.648 --> 01:21:02.351 Your real dad. Bullshit. 1726 01:21:02.386 --> 01:21:05.684 Nobody knows who your real dad was. 1727 01:21:05.719 --> 01:21:09.292 Your mother was - how do I say it? - 1728 01:21:09.327 --> 01:21:10.689 intensely social. 1729 01:21:10.724 --> 01:21:12.196 Wow. 1730 01:21:12.231 --> 01:21:15.793 Now, get off my trash. You're a stain on my legacy. 1731 01:21:15.828 --> 01:21:17.872 (DOOR CLOSES) 1732 01:21:23.671 --> 01:21:26.210 (INTENSE MUSIC) 1733 01:21:27.015 --> 01:21:29.917 (LAIDBACK ROCK MUSIC) 1734 01:21:40.963 --> 01:21:44.228 SONG: ♪ Well, I don't mind sleeping alone 1735 01:21:45.264 --> 01:21:50.432 ♪ If it means I don't have to play your crazy games no more 1736 01:21:54.438 --> 01:21:59.705 ♪ You're the most precious thing I've ever seen 1737 01:21:59.740 --> 01:22:02.444 ♪ But I ain't gonna let it slide 1738 01:22:02.479 --> 01:22:04.611 ♪ When you're mean to me 1739 01:22:10.718 --> 01:22:16.227 ♪ I know the love that I deserve 1740 01:22:17.098 --> 01:22:21.331 ♪ And I hope you find yourself 1741 01:22:21.366 --> 01:22:26.600 ♪ Before I find somebody else to be my love 1742 01:22:31.640 --> 01:22:35.675 ♪ I hope you find yourself 1743 01:22:35.710 --> 01:22:40.614 ♪ Before I find somebody else to be my love... ♪ 1744 01:22:40.649 --> 01:22:44.585 Ugh. Ugh! 1745 01:22:44.620 --> 01:22:47.159 Ugh! Ah! 1746 01:22:47.953 --> 01:22:49.425 (LAUGHS) 1747 01:22:49.460 --> 01:22:53.627 Out of all of gin joints in all the world, you walk into mine. 1748 01:22:53.662 --> 01:22:58.731 My dad screwed us. He's Aristotle's head of security. 1749 01:22:58.766 --> 01:23:01.041 Also, he really hates me. 1750 01:23:01.076 --> 01:23:03.538 I owe you an apology, Kincaid. 1751 01:23:03.573 --> 01:23:06.673 You know, your thing really is better than my thing. 1752 01:23:06.708 --> 01:23:08.510 No more Mr Nice Bryce. 1753 01:23:08.545 --> 01:23:12.052 I wanna be a bad-ass, you know? I wanna be loose. 1754 01:23:12.087 --> 01:23:15.616 Hey...we should do some coke! 1755 01:23:15.651 --> 01:23:17.222 -(LAUGHS) -(PHONE RINGS) 1756 01:23:17.257 --> 01:23:21.391 Motherfucker, you would OD on a baby aspirin and a diet soda. 1757 01:23:21.426 --> 01:23:22.792 (PHONE RINGS) 1758 01:23:22.828 --> 01:23:24.988 WOMAN ON PHONE: I wanna speak to Darius Kincaid, please. 1759 01:23:25.023 --> 01:23:26.924 Is there a Mr Kincaid here? 1760 01:23:26.959 --> 01:23:29.135 -Who's asking? -(GLASS SMASHES) 1761 01:23:29.170 --> 01:23:32.072 -His fucking wife, motherfucker! -Your wife. 1762 01:23:32.899 --> 01:23:36.175 What the fuck do you want and how the fuck did you find me? 1763 01:23:36.210 --> 01:23:38.870 I found you 'cause they found you, motherfucker. 1764 01:23:38.905 --> 01:23:40.344 There's a kill team coming your way, 1765 01:23:40.379 --> 01:23:42.247 so you better get the fuck out of there. 1766 01:23:42.282 --> 01:23:44.942 And how dare you give me attitude 1767 01:23:44.977 --> 01:23:47.153 when I am risking my hot ass over here 1768 01:23:47.188 --> 01:23:49.089 so that we can have our fucking honeymoon. 1769 01:23:49.124 --> 01:23:51.256 And what about all that shit in Monaco? 1770 01:23:51.291 --> 01:23:52.719 Oh, come on, Darius, 1771 01:23:52.754 --> 01:23:55.755 you know how many men I'd conned before you came along? 1772 01:23:57.396 --> 01:24:00.496 -I never had amnesia. -For real? 1773 01:24:00.531 --> 01:24:03.202 How could you think for a second that I would leave you? 1774 01:24:03.237 --> 01:24:05.930 I can't imagine my life without you. 1775 01:24:05.965 --> 01:24:07.734 Baby, look, 1776 01:24:07.769 --> 01:24:10.770 I didn't go to a fertility clinic because of you. 1777 01:24:10.805 --> 01:24:13.080 (SIGHS) Baby. 1778 01:24:13.115 --> 01:24:16.314 I think you can't get pregnant because of me. 1779 01:24:16.349 --> 01:24:19.009 I lied to you because I know how much you want a family 1780 01:24:19.044 --> 01:24:20.747 and I didn't wanna disappoint you. 1781 01:24:20.782 --> 01:24:23.013 You went to that clinic 1782 01:24:23.048 --> 01:24:25.653 so I didn't have to confront the fact 1783 01:24:25.688 --> 01:24:29.657 that my tick-tock has ticked its last tock. 1784 01:24:29.692 --> 01:24:32.693 Would've been nice to have a family. 1785 01:24:32.728 --> 01:24:34.101 We can adopt! 1786 01:24:34.136 --> 01:24:37.203 Oh, yes, baby! 1787 01:24:38.096 --> 01:24:40.536 You will be the BEST father, baby. 1788 01:24:40.571 --> 01:24:45.244 I mean, look how good you've been for Breese, 1789 01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:49.413 this dysfunctional, abandoned poor child. 1790 01:24:49.448 --> 01:24:52.152 -His father obviously hates him. -(MOUTHS WORDS) 1791 01:24:52.187 --> 01:24:54.451 I mean, he doesn't have any friends. 1792 01:24:54.486 --> 01:24:58.587 And you, you've been nothing but a ray of sunlight. 1793 01:24:59.392 --> 01:25:04.230 I love you so much, Sonia Kincaid. 1794 01:25:04.265 --> 01:25:06.958 And I'm coming to rescue your ass. 1795 01:25:06.993 --> 01:25:10.170 I love you more than ever, mi cucaracha. 1796 01:25:10.205 --> 01:25:13.371 But you better hurry the fuck up 1797 01:25:13.406 --> 01:25:17.441 because this motherfucker is crazy! 1798 01:25:17.476 --> 01:25:20.070 He's going to destroy Europe to save Greece. 1799 01:25:20.105 --> 01:25:22.479 He's drilling into Viarregio's data grid tomorrow 1800 01:25:22.514 --> 01:25:24.107 while he escapes on his yacht. 1801 01:25:24.142 --> 01:25:25.779 -(TYRES SCREECH) -You have to stop him. 1802 01:25:25.814 --> 01:25:27.418 Get the fuck down! 1803 01:25:28.421 --> 01:25:30.047 Whoo! 1804 01:25:30.082 --> 01:25:31.785 Bullets are allergic to me... 1805 01:25:31.820 --> 01:25:34.458 DARIUS: Motherfucker, you were not born to say my lines! 1806 01:25:34.493 --> 01:25:37.791 -(LINE DISCONNECTS) -Darius? Darius? 1807 01:25:38.662 --> 01:25:43.368 So, how does it feel to lose the one you love? 1808 01:25:46.131 --> 01:25:49.704 I, for one, did not sleep. 1809 01:25:49.739 --> 01:25:52.641 The pain was, uh... 1810 01:25:53.644 --> 01:25:56.744 ..so immense. 1811 01:25:58.814 --> 01:26:01.045 Amnesia? 1812 01:26:01.080 --> 01:26:02.486 Really? 1813 01:26:02.521 --> 01:26:06.292 Do you think I haven't seen the film 'Overboard'? 1814 01:26:06.327 --> 01:26:09.493 Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. 1815 01:26:10.562 --> 01:26:12.089 A minor classic. 1816 01:26:12.124 --> 01:26:13.893 (GROANS) 1817 01:26:15.798 --> 01:26:20.768 My security has already exterminated your cucaracha. 1818 01:26:20.803 --> 01:26:21.769 (SCOFFS) 1819 01:26:21.804 --> 01:26:25.740 And you will die alone and without a family. 1820 01:26:25.775 --> 01:26:28.281 (BOTH LAUGH) 1821 01:26:28.316 --> 01:26:32.780 No-one in this world can kill Darius Kincaid. 1822 01:26:32.815 --> 01:26:34.914 That motherfucker is unkillable. 1823 01:26:34.949 --> 01:26:36.718 -(TYRES SCREECH) -(GRUNTS) 1824 01:26:37.820 --> 01:26:39.820 -(GRUNTS) -MICHAEL: Whoo! 1825 01:26:41.989 --> 01:26:44.055 Oh! Car chase. 1826 01:26:44.090 --> 01:26:45.991 Oh, shit! 1827 01:26:46.026 --> 01:26:48.400 (TYRES SCREECH) 1828 01:26:50.030 --> 01:26:53.504 SONG: ♪ You want it all the way... ♪ 1829 01:26:53.539 --> 01:26:54.769 You've reached Michael Bryce. 1830 01:26:54.804 --> 01:26:56.309 Leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 1831 01:26:56.344 --> 01:26:58.740 -Hey, future Mike. It's me. -Fuck! 1832 01:26:58.775 --> 01:27:01.479 Are you seriously making a phone call right now? 1833 01:27:01.514 --> 01:27:02.580 Oh, shit! 1834 01:27:02.615 --> 01:27:06.748 I feel like my spiritual journey is almost complete. 1835 01:27:06.783 --> 01:27:08.453 But now I realise... 1836 01:27:12.118 --> 01:27:14.052 ..safety's for losers! 1837 01:27:14.087 --> 01:27:15.658 Whoo! 1838 01:27:15.693 --> 01:27:20.531 -The old Bryce, he is long gone. -(TYRES SCREECH) 1839 01:27:21.435 --> 01:27:23.963 I'm driving without a seatbelt now. 1840 01:27:23.998 --> 01:27:27.274 ♪ Now it's too much to lose... ♪ 1841 01:27:28.068 --> 01:27:29.540 It's a crazy thing that happens 1842 01:27:29.575 --> 01:27:31.740 when you... when you lose everything. 1843 01:27:31.775 --> 01:27:33.511 -(TYRES SCREECH) -Shit! 1844 01:27:37.616 --> 01:27:39.484 You got nothing left to lose. 1845 01:27:40.421 --> 01:27:42.982 ♪ It's like war! It's like... ♪ 1846 01:27:43.017 --> 01:27:46.326 (MEN SHOUT) 1847 01:27:46.361 --> 01:27:48.394 You know, it's like Tim McGraw always says... 1848 01:27:48.429 --> 01:27:50.429 -Tim Mc-fucking-who? -(SHOUTING) 1849 01:27:50.464 --> 01:27:52.563 You gotta live like you were dying. 1850 01:27:57.372 --> 01:27:59.504 Arrgh! (GRUNTS) 1851 01:28:01.673 --> 01:28:04.872 That is the lamest shit I have ever heard in my life! 1852 01:28:06.546 --> 01:28:09.778 I'm at the event horizon, baby. I mean, I feel truly... 1853 01:28:09.813 --> 01:28:12.682 -Nobody's after us. Slow down. -..and completely free. 1854 01:28:12.717 --> 01:28:14.684 Bryce, Bryce, Bryce, come back. Come back. 1855 01:28:14.719 --> 01:28:16.719 You don't...you don't have to go this fast. 1856 01:28:16.754 --> 01:28:18.655 No, not just, like, symbolically free 1857 01:28:18.690 --> 01:28:22.395 but, like, truly and absolutely 100% free. 1858 01:28:22.430 --> 01:28:23.858 I'm like a bird. 1859 01:28:27.028 --> 01:28:28.764 Fuck. 1860 01:28:28.799 --> 01:28:30.502 (PANTS) 1861 01:28:33.606 --> 01:28:34.770 It's OK! 1862 01:28:34.805 --> 01:28:37.443 My knees, head and skin broke the fall. 1863 01:28:37.478 --> 01:28:39.775 -(TYRES SCREECH) -Ahh! 1864 01:28:45.618 --> 01:28:47.079 (GUNSHOT) 1865 01:28:53.252 --> 01:28:55.725 (GASPS AND SCREAMS) 1866 01:28:56.728 --> 01:28:58.992 I'm OK. 1867 01:28:59.027 --> 01:29:01.731 -I'm OK. -(ENGINE ROARS) 1868 01:29:05.000 --> 01:29:09.739 MICHAEL: So, I'm gonna see my dad and I'm...I'm really nervous 1869 01:29:09.774 --> 01:29:13.677 because all I want in the world is for him to be proud of me. 1870 01:29:13.712 --> 01:29:14.975 And I think you, future Michael, 1871 01:29:15.010 --> 01:29:17.175 will be proud of me for dealing with this. 1872 01:29:17.210 --> 01:29:19.045 I know I've said a lot of things and... 1873 01:29:19.080 --> 01:29:20.750 (DARIUS LAUGHS) 1874 01:29:22.281 --> 01:29:26.184 Whatever the fuck this future-Michael shit is, 1875 01:29:26.219 --> 01:29:27.955 it's got to go. 1876 01:29:27.990 --> 01:29:31.288 You ARE the future Michael, motherfucker. 1877 01:29:31.323 --> 01:29:34.027 My dad called me a stain on his legacy. 1878 01:29:34.062 --> 01:29:36.260 Jesus Christ, look, I get it. 1879 01:29:36.295 --> 01:29:38.999 You are a fuck-up, OK? 1880 01:29:39.034 --> 01:29:40.407 You got some fucking issues. 1881 01:29:40.442 --> 01:29:41.903 But you can't allow 1882 01:29:41.938 --> 01:29:45.973 a motherfucker you share not one drop of DNA with to define you. 1883 01:29:51.178 --> 01:29:52.815 (SIGHS) 1884 01:29:52.850 --> 01:29:55.246 Something I've been meaning to tell you. 1885 01:29:55.281 --> 01:29:57.017 When I got clipped in the nuts... 1886 01:29:58.625 --> 01:30:00.460 ..happened in Brussels. 1887 01:30:01.661 --> 01:30:02.792 Brussels? 1888 01:30:02.827 --> 01:30:05.289 I'm Michael Bryce, your executive protection agent. 1889 01:30:05.324 --> 01:30:06.895 -Get down! -Shots fired! 1890 01:30:06.930 --> 01:30:08.699 Contact! Contact! 1891 01:30:08.734 --> 01:30:10.800 -(TYRES SQUEAL) -(MACHINE GUN FIRE) 1892 01:30:12.573 --> 01:30:14.364 Arrgh! Motherf... (GRUNTS) 1893 01:30:14.399 --> 01:30:16.234 I'm the one who shot you in the nuts 1894 01:30:16.269 --> 01:30:17.873 and you never thought to tell me that? 1895 01:30:17.908 --> 01:30:20.271 That's a W for me. That's a big L for you. 1896 01:30:20.306 --> 01:30:21.910 Nah, it was a ricochet. 1897 01:30:21.945 --> 01:30:23.615 -Ricochet my ass, motherfucker! -Ricochets don't count... 1898 01:30:23.650 --> 01:30:25.452 -It's an L for you. -..unless you call 'em... 1899 01:30:25.487 --> 01:30:26.750 -Take the L! -..motherfucker. 1900 01:30:27.753 --> 01:30:29.588 (LAUGHS) 1901 01:30:29.623 --> 01:30:33.988 Despite the fact you get on my last motherfucking nerve, 1902 01:30:34.023 --> 01:30:36.727 you're a pretty good fucking bodyguard. 1903 01:30:37.829 --> 01:30:40.357 I'm never getting my licence back. That's over. 1904 01:30:40.392 --> 01:30:42.469 My dad talked to the review board. I'm done. 1905 01:30:42.504 --> 01:30:44.328 Fuck the review board, 1906 01:30:44.363 --> 01:30:46.968 fuck that motherfucker you call Dad. 1907 01:30:47.003 --> 01:30:48.673 You don't need a licence. 1908 01:30:51.271 --> 01:30:53.205 What do bodyguards do? 1909 01:30:55.044 --> 01:30:56.210 They protect people? 1910 01:30:56.245 --> 01:31:01.081 And the whole of Europe needs your protection right now. 1911 01:31:01.116 --> 01:31:02.588 Now, repeat after me - 1912 01:31:02.623 --> 01:31:06.757 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck. 1913 01:31:06.792 --> 01:31:10.090 I'm unlicensed and that's terrible... 1914 01:31:10.125 --> 01:31:12.257 Ohh! 1915 01:31:12.292 --> 01:31:13.566 Ahh! (SNIFFS) 1916 01:31:13.601 --> 01:31:15.997 -Again? -(SNIFFS) 1917 01:31:16.032 --> 01:31:19.737 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck. 1918 01:31:20.740 --> 01:31:21.904 Louder. 1919 01:31:21.939 --> 01:31:23.939 I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck! 1920 01:31:23.974 --> 01:31:25.512 Robust! 1921 01:31:25.547 --> 01:31:29.472 (SHOUTS) I'm unlicensed and I don't give a fuck! 1922 01:31:29.507 --> 01:31:31.815 Now, let's go do what we do and fuck some shit up! 1923 01:31:31.850 --> 01:31:33.784 Let's go fuck some shit up! 1924 01:31:33.819 --> 01:31:36.919 -MAN: Hands in the air! -Nope! Wasn't touching it. 1925 01:31:36.954 --> 01:31:38.921 MICHAEL: We're telling you the truth. 1926 01:31:38.956 --> 01:31:40.256 Sonia told Kincaid 1927 01:31:40.291 --> 01:31:42.991 that Aristotle is drilling into the data junction at Viarregio. 1928 01:31:43.026 --> 01:31:44.696 He's gonna upload the virus in an hour. 1929 01:31:44.731 --> 01:31:46.896 Aristotle is too influential. We won't get a warrant in time. 1930 01:31:46.931 --> 01:31:49.261 -Let us take him down. -Come on. 1931 01:31:50.264 --> 01:31:51.637 We just got reports of drilling 1932 01:31:51.672 --> 01:31:53.573 at a location in the centre of Viarregio. 1933 01:31:53.608 --> 01:31:55.740 What assets do we have on the ground in that region? 1934 01:31:55.775 --> 01:31:57.500 The closest agent is Bobby O'Neill. 1935 01:31:57.535 --> 01:31:58.875 CROWLEY: Oh, fuck! 1936 01:31:58.910 --> 01:32:00.976 Perhaps it's time we do things the Boston way. 1937 01:32:01.011 --> 01:32:04.078 Fine. Alert all local forces and send them to that drill. 1938 01:32:04.113 --> 01:32:06.553 There's also a megayacht fleeing for international waters. 1939 01:32:06.588 --> 01:32:07.917 Christ's sakes. 1940 01:32:07.952 --> 01:32:10.051 So, don't be the government agent in the documentary 1941 01:32:10.086 --> 01:32:12.922 who has all the info on the bad guy, then lets him go anyway. 1942 01:32:12.957 --> 01:32:14.451 -Don't be that guy. -Woman. 1943 01:32:14.486 --> 01:32:16.695 I think that's implied. 1944 01:32:19.964 --> 01:32:21.865 What do you need to stop Aristotle? 1945 01:32:21.900 --> 01:32:24.098 We need boats. 1946 01:32:24.133 --> 01:32:25.132 And we need guns. 1947 01:32:25.167 --> 01:32:28.498 (LAUGHS) That's my motherfucking bodyguard! 1948 01:32:28.533 --> 01:32:31.039 -And we need them. -What? 1949 01:32:34.242 --> 01:32:35.615 MICHAEL: What are your names? 1950 01:32:35.650 --> 01:32:37.078 -Gary. -Johan. 1951 01:32:37.113 --> 01:32:42.083 Gary, Johan, are you ready to get your fuck on? 1952 01:32:46.155 --> 01:32:47.352 What? 1953 01:32:47.387 --> 01:32:48.727 That came out wrong. 1954 01:32:48.762 --> 01:32:51.158 Not together. With us. 1955 01:32:51.193 --> 01:32:52.357 That also came out wrong. 1956 01:32:52.392 --> 01:32:55.767 You're gonna get your fuck on in an action context. 1957 01:33:04.602 --> 01:33:06.580 (MOTOR REVS) 1958 01:33:10.311 --> 01:33:12.652 We have visual of the hit man and the bodyguard 1959 01:33:12.687 --> 01:33:14.280 leaving port in a speedboat. 1960 01:33:14.315 --> 01:33:16.381 Deploy level one security. 1961 01:33:16.416 --> 01:33:19.219 -Go, go, go, go! -Let's move! 1962 01:33:28.901 --> 01:33:31.231 Hey, Gary, I think we're outnumbered! 1963 01:33:31.266 --> 01:33:33.706 No fucking shit, Johan! 1964 01:33:35.974 --> 01:33:37.809 Arrgh! 1965 01:33:49.647 --> 01:33:51.691 God, I hope Gary and Johan are OK. 1966 01:33:51.726 --> 01:33:53.759 How the fuck did they even think that's us? 1967 01:33:53.794 --> 01:33:56.124 Those motherfuckers didn't hit nobody! 1968 01:33:56.159 --> 01:34:00.293 Well, it's called a decoy, Darius. Bodyguarding 101. 1969 01:34:00.328 --> 01:34:02.262 My dad's gonna have three levels of security. 1970 01:34:02.297 --> 01:34:03.703 -That was the first. -Boring. 1971 01:34:03.738 --> 01:34:06.002 -Well, boring is always best. -Get the fuck outta here. 1972 01:34:06.037 --> 01:34:07.806 I will turn this boat around! 1973 01:34:07.841 --> 01:34:10.204 O'NEILL: What was it your boss was saying about me? 1974 01:34:10.239 --> 01:34:13.141 "Outlandish conspiracy theories. Tying up resources." 1975 01:34:13.176 --> 01:34:14.780 (LAUGHS) 1976 01:34:14.815 --> 01:34:16.177 When O'Neill proves himself right, 1977 01:34:16.212 --> 01:34:19.180 he gets a full police escort and a SWAT team. 1978 01:34:19.215 --> 01:34:20.819 (SIRENS WAIL) 1979 01:34:20.854 --> 01:34:23.052 We're 30 seconds out from Viarregio. 1980 01:34:23.087 --> 01:34:24.515 Copy that. 1981 01:34:24.550 --> 01:34:26.088 O'NEILL: If we don't stop the drill, 1982 01:34:26.123 --> 01:34:28.959 they'll upload the virus and wipe out Europe. 1983 01:34:33.328 --> 01:34:35.097 (MEN SHOUT) 1984 01:34:35.132 --> 01:34:36.934 O'NEILL: Get down, get down! On the ground! 1985 01:34:36.969 --> 01:34:39.464 Get down, get down! Everybody down! 1986 01:34:39.499 --> 01:34:40.531 Everybody down! 1987 01:34:40.566 --> 01:34:42.170 -(SPEAKS ITALIAN) -Shut up! Shut up! 1988 01:34:42.205 --> 01:34:43.809 Stop, stop. He says they're building pipes. 1989 01:34:43.844 --> 01:34:45.503 -Pipes? What kind of pipes? -(CONTINUES SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1990 01:34:45.538 --> 01:34:46.845 What kind of pipes? Shut up! 1991 01:34:46.880 --> 01:34:48.407 Wait, this isn't a data junction. 1992 01:34:48.442 --> 01:34:49.507 What?! 1993 01:34:49.542 --> 01:34:50.750 It's a high pressure sewage line. 1994 01:34:50.785 --> 01:34:52.576 -Shit! -MAN: No! 1995 01:34:52.611 --> 01:34:55.150 (MEN SHOUT IN ITALIAN) 1996 01:34:56.791 --> 01:34:58.186 It's not our drill. 1997 01:34:58.221 --> 01:34:59.726 Are you telling me that we've sent 1998 01:34:59.761 --> 01:35:01.761 all our resources to the wrong location? 1999 01:35:01.796 --> 01:35:03.191 The site manager here is telling me 2000 01:35:03.226 --> 01:35:05.688 the type of drill that was stolen from the dock 2001 01:35:05.723 --> 01:35:07.195 is a deep-sea drill. 2002 01:35:07.230 --> 01:35:09.461 They're not drilling on land, they're drilling in the ocean! 2003 01:35:09.496 --> 01:35:11.100 It ain't Viarregio the town, 2004 01:35:11.135 --> 01:35:13.168 it's Viarregio the ocean trench. 2005 01:35:13.203 --> 01:35:16.809 And guess what's down there. Europe's central data junction. 2006 01:35:16.844 --> 01:35:18.844 What? What does that mean? 2007 01:35:18.879 --> 01:35:20.241 It means the fate of Europe 2008 01:35:20.276 --> 01:35:23.376 is in the hands of a hit man and a bodyguard. 2009 01:35:23.411 --> 01:35:25.609 Who's unlicensed. 2010 01:35:25.644 --> 01:35:27.446 MAN: Divers in the water. 2011 01:35:33.487 --> 01:35:35.190 Deploying the drill now, sir. 2012 01:35:37.689 --> 01:35:39.766 Drill head descending. 2013 01:35:41.132 --> 01:35:42.901 100 metres. 2014 01:35:47.875 --> 01:35:52.240 First, my little taramasalata, 2015 01:35:52.275 --> 01:35:55.144 you are going to watch Europe burn. 2016 01:35:55.179 --> 01:35:59.082 And then I am going to dump you at sea. 2017 01:35:59.117 --> 01:36:03.119 But this time without the necklace. 2018 01:36:03.154 --> 01:36:05.748 Captain, unidentified vessel approaching us. 2019 01:36:05.783 --> 01:36:07.684 Is it hit man and bodyguard? 2020 01:36:07.719 --> 01:36:09.092 It can't be. 2021 01:36:09.127 --> 01:36:11.226 Level one security neutralised them. 2022 01:36:11.261 --> 01:36:13.899 Hmm. Attend to it. 2023 01:36:13.934 --> 01:36:16.902 Yes, sir. (SNAPS FINGERS) 2024 01:36:25.770 --> 01:36:28.243 There's no-one here. The boat is empty. 2025 01:36:29.081 --> 01:36:30.740 Buongiorno, motherfucker. 2026 01:36:30.775 --> 01:36:33.578 Decoys. Works every time. 2027 01:36:33.613 --> 01:36:36.119 Didn't you say there were several layers of security? 2028 01:36:36.154 --> 01:36:38.187 Level two is gonna be much more, uh... 2029 01:36:40.719 --> 01:36:41.861 MAN ON LOUDSPEAKER: Attention! 2030 01:36:41.896 --> 01:36:43.588 We have you completely surrounded. 2031 01:36:43.623 --> 01:36:45.997 There is absolutely no chance of... 2032 01:36:50.564 --> 01:36:51.937 Not very practical. 2033 01:36:51.972 --> 01:36:53.631 Well, can we skip a couple of levels 2034 01:36:53.666 --> 01:36:55.237 and get to the hard shit? 2035 01:36:55.272 --> 01:36:57.239 Sure. 2036 01:36:58.572 --> 01:37:01.177 MAN: Sir, we have visual of the data junction. 2037 01:37:01.212 --> 01:37:04.048 You take the upper, I'll take the lower. 2038 01:37:22.266 --> 01:37:24.068 -Ahh! -(GRUNTS) 2039 01:37:25.071 --> 01:37:27.038 Ohh! 2040 01:37:27.073 --> 01:37:29.799 That's funny, your father told me you weren't using guns. 2041 01:37:29.834 --> 01:37:31.504 Sabbatical's over. 2042 01:37:31.539 --> 01:37:34.738 Now, give me back my... Oh. 2043 01:37:34.773 --> 01:37:37.851 What sort of witchcraft is that?! 2044 01:37:45.586 --> 01:37:47.586 (MACHINE GUN FIRES) 2045 01:37:52.263 --> 01:37:54.362 (SCREAMS) Fuck! 2046 01:37:54.397 --> 01:37:56.034 (MICHAEL GRUNTS) 2047 01:37:56.069 --> 01:37:59.532 -(BOTH GRUNT) -Ohh! 2048 01:38:00.975 --> 01:38:03.602 Alright, you ready for the show? 2049 01:38:03.637 --> 01:38:05.604 Huh? Huh? 2050 01:38:07.575 --> 01:38:09.047 Fuck! 2051 01:38:09.082 --> 01:38:11.181 That's OK, they can be terribly slippery. 2052 01:38:11.216 --> 01:38:12.919 Arrgh! 2053 01:38:13.812 --> 01:38:15.449 (BOTH GRUNT) 2054 01:38:16.452 --> 01:38:18.353 (BOTH GRUNT) 2055 01:38:23.459 --> 01:38:26.229 MAN: Sir, we've made contact with the data junction. 2056 01:38:29.927 --> 01:38:32.906 Initiating drill sequence. 2057 01:38:34.206 --> 01:38:35.700 (WARBLES) 2058 01:38:35.735 --> 01:38:37.504 (BOTH CONTINUE GRUNTING) 2059 01:38:37.539 --> 01:38:38.703 Ohh! 2060 01:38:38.738 --> 01:38:41.013 ZENTO: You shoot like my grandmother! 2061 01:38:41.048 --> 01:38:42.509 Is that the same grandmother 2062 01:38:42.544 --> 01:38:45.809 who shoots ping-pong balls out of her ass in Bangkok? 2063 01:38:45.844 --> 01:38:49.219 I'm Japanese, you ignorant geriatric. 2064 01:38:50.816 --> 01:38:54.026 -Look...just... -Slight scratch. 2065 01:38:54.061 --> 01:38:55.720 -Slight splash. -Oh... 2066 01:38:55.755 --> 01:38:57.623 -Boom! -Shit! Arrgh! 2067 01:38:57.658 --> 01:39:00.098 (BOTH GRUNT) 2068 01:39:03.961 --> 01:39:06.170 (GRUNTS) Shit! (GRUNTS) 2069 01:39:06.205 --> 01:39:08.469 Magnum .44 has six rounds. 2070 01:39:08.504 --> 01:39:12.044 You have only one left, cock fossil. 2071 01:39:12.079 --> 01:39:13.705 -(CARTRIDGES CLATTER) -Fuck. 2072 01:39:13.740 --> 01:39:15.509 I can see around corners! 2073 01:39:18.481 --> 01:39:20.118 Through walls... 2074 01:39:21.418 --> 01:39:22.989 ..and sofas. 2075 01:39:23.024 --> 01:39:25.552 Even your heat signature looks old. 2076 01:39:25.587 --> 01:39:27.323 (LAUGHS) 2077 01:39:28.392 --> 01:39:32.427 Kiss...my...ass. 2078 01:39:35.564 --> 01:39:37.399 (GRUNTS) 2079 01:39:40.503 --> 01:39:42.701 (GRUNTS) Arrgh! 2080 01:39:46.839 --> 01:39:48.872 -(GRUNTS) -Arrgh! 2081 01:39:48.907 --> 01:39:52.546 (JUKEBOX PLAYS) ♪ Cry baby, cry baby... ♪ 2082 01:39:52.581 --> 01:39:53.943 Arrgh! 2083 01:39:53.978 --> 01:39:55.846 (JUKEBOX PLAYS) ♪ I saw the sign 2084 01:39:55.881 --> 01:39:57.353 ♪ And it opened up my eyes... ♪ 2085 01:39:57.388 --> 01:40:01.060 You're lucky...you're lucky I love this song. 2086 01:40:01.095 --> 01:40:03.458 ♪ Into the light where you be... ♪ 2087 01:40:03.493 --> 01:40:05.031 (WARBLES) 2088 01:40:05.066 --> 01:40:06.956 (DRILL POWERS DOWN) 2089 01:40:06.991 --> 01:40:08.232 MAN: Data junction compromised. 2090 01:40:08.267 --> 01:40:11.367 Commence upload of Phantom H47 virus. 2091 01:40:11.402 --> 01:40:13.798 COMPUTER: Virus upload initiated. 2092 01:40:13.833 --> 01:40:17.109 Estimated time - six minutes. 2093 01:40:21.478 --> 01:40:24.908 Sir, it appears that level one were chasing a decoy. 2094 01:40:24.943 --> 01:40:26.745 Magnusson and Zento will take care of it. 2095 01:40:26.780 --> 01:40:28.417 (LIFT PINGS) 2096 01:40:30.454 --> 01:40:32.091 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 2097 01:40:39.430 --> 01:40:41.133 Kill her. 2098 01:40:41.168 --> 01:40:43.465 -(BONES CREAK) -(LIFT PINGS) 2099 01:40:43.500 --> 01:40:46.732 Come on, hit man! 2100 01:40:48.835 --> 01:40:51.044 Ahh! 2101 01:40:52.036 --> 01:40:54.443 (GRUNTS) Ahh. 2102 01:40:54.478 --> 01:40:55.906 (GASPS AND GRUNTS) 2103 01:40:55.941 --> 01:40:58.414 (BOTH GRUNT) 2104 01:40:58.449 --> 01:40:59.613 Arrgh! 2105 01:40:59.648 --> 01:41:01.120 (FIRES MACHINE GUN) 2106 01:41:02.618 --> 01:41:04.156 Arrgh! 2107 01:41:05.621 --> 01:41:07.159 (GRUNTS AND CHOKES) 2108 01:41:07.194 --> 01:41:09.722 -(GRUNTS) -Ahh! 2109 01:41:09.757 --> 01:41:12.021 (DARIUS GROANS) 2110 01:41:12.056 --> 01:41:13.825 COMPUTER: Virus uploading. 2111 01:41:13.860 --> 01:41:16.696 Time remaining - five minutes. 2112 01:41:16.731 --> 01:41:18.863 Say hello to my little filos. 2113 01:41:18.898 --> 01:41:20.403 (LIFT PINGS) 2114 01:41:21.571 --> 01:41:23.868 As his bodyguard, 2115 01:41:23.903 --> 01:41:26.112 I strongly advise you put the gun down. 2116 01:41:28.105 --> 01:41:29.610 BRYCE SENIOR: As HIS bodyguard, 2117 01:41:29.645 --> 01:41:32.844 I strongly advise YOU to put the gun down. 2118 01:41:34.452 --> 01:41:35.913 I can't do that. 2119 01:41:36.784 --> 01:41:40.786 One phone call and the review board renews your licence. 2120 01:41:42.559 --> 01:41:45.131 This is what you've always wanted, son. 2121 01:41:57.068 --> 01:41:59.101 He's my friend. 2122 01:41:59.136 --> 01:42:01.774 He's my best friend. My BFF. 2123 01:42:03.184 --> 01:42:05.250 That's 'best friends forever'. 2124 01:42:05.285 --> 01:42:07.780 -Ahh! -Arrgh! (FIRES GUN) 2125 01:42:07.815 --> 01:42:09.749 Arrgh! 2126 01:42:09.784 --> 01:42:11.817 -Ahh! -(GRUNTS) 2127 01:42:11.852 --> 01:42:13.115 -COMPUTER: Virus upload. -Dad. 2128 01:42:13.150 --> 01:42:15.557 -Time remaining... -Dad. Dad, Dad! Dammit! 2129 01:42:15.592 --> 01:42:18.230 -..four minutes. -Are you wearing Kevlar? 2130 01:42:18.265 --> 01:42:21.057 Ohh! (GRUNTS) 2131 01:42:21.092 --> 01:42:22.432 Ohh! 2132 01:42:22.467 --> 01:42:25.930 -(FOREBODING MUSIC) -Of course I'm wearing Kevlar. 2133 01:42:25.965 --> 01:42:28.031 I'm a 90-year-old man, Bryce. 2134 01:42:28.066 --> 01:42:30.440 What were all those stories about, then? 2135 01:42:30.475 --> 01:42:32.244 -Jesus. Ohh! -(CRUNCHING) 2136 01:42:32.279 --> 01:42:34.103 That was just to boost book sales. 2137 01:42:34.138 --> 01:42:35.346 Arrgh! 2138 01:42:35.381 --> 01:42:37.216 (BOTH SHOUT AND GRUNT) 2139 01:42:37.251 --> 01:42:38.910 -Ugh! -Yah! 2140 01:42:38.945 --> 01:42:40.285 Ugh! 2141 01:42:41.079 --> 01:42:42.947 (BOTH GRUNT) 2142 01:42:42.982 --> 01:42:45.851 (DARIUS GRUNTS) Huh? 2143 01:42:45.886 --> 01:42:48.194 -(SHOUTS) -Oww! 2144 01:42:49.230 --> 01:42:51.725 Time to die, you old cow. 2145 01:42:51.760 --> 01:42:53.089 -(GRUNTS) -Arrgh! 2146 01:42:53.124 --> 01:42:54.629 -(GRUNTS) -(PANTS) 2147 01:42:54.664 --> 01:42:57.060 -(GRUNTS) -SONIA: Puta de mierda! 2148 01:42:57.095 --> 01:42:59.700 -(GRUNTS) -(DARIUS SCREAMS) 2149 01:42:59.735 --> 01:43:01.669 Ugh! 2150 01:43:01.704 --> 01:43:02.934 (BOTH GRUNT) 2151 01:43:02.969 --> 01:43:04.342 Arrgh! (GASPS) 2152 01:43:04.377 --> 01:43:05.739 -(SQUELCH) -Arrgh! 2153 01:43:05.774 --> 01:43:08.247 Your father's got you right where he wants you now, kid. 2154 01:43:08.282 --> 01:43:11.448 You're not my father. 2155 01:43:11.483 --> 01:43:12.350 (GRUNTS) 2156 01:43:12.385 --> 01:43:14.715 Just some dude my mom used to bang. 2157 01:43:14.750 --> 01:43:16.519 Ohh! Arrgh! 2158 01:43:16.554 --> 01:43:18.224 -(CRUNCHING) -God! what are you doing? 2159 01:43:18.259 --> 01:43:20.259 That's making me pee. 2160 01:43:20.294 --> 01:43:21.623 It's called tradecraft. 2161 01:43:21.658 --> 01:43:24.120 -You're so spry. -COMPUTER: Virus upload. 2162 01:43:24.155 --> 01:43:26.364 Time remaining - three minutes. 2163 01:43:26.399 --> 01:43:28.498 Forget your training, Junior? 2164 01:43:29.765 --> 01:43:31.666 You forget who trained me. 2165 01:43:33.098 --> 01:43:34.669 (BOTH WOMEN GRUNT) 2166 01:43:34.704 --> 01:43:36.935 -Ahh! -(GRUNTS) 2167 01:43:38.510 --> 01:43:41.313 -(PANTS AND GRUNTS) -(GRUNTS) 2168 01:43:41.348 --> 01:43:43.106 -DARIUS: Arrgh! -Motherfucker! 2169 01:43:43.141 --> 01:43:46.648 Ugh! (CHOKES AND COUGHS) 2170 01:43:47.915 --> 01:43:50.179 -Arrgh! -(GRUNTS) 2171 01:43:50.214 --> 01:43:52.720 (SCREAMS) 2172 01:43:52.755 --> 01:43:55.294 (BOTH GRUNT) 2173 01:43:55.329 --> 01:43:58.396 -(DARIUS GROANS) -(GRUNTS) 2174 01:43:58.431 --> 01:44:01.025 -ARISTOTLE: Yah! -(GRUNTS) 2175 01:44:01.060 --> 01:44:03.225 (CHUCKLES) 2176 01:44:03.260 --> 01:44:04.765 Guess we're at a stalemate. 2177 01:44:06.703 --> 01:44:08.505 I guess not. 2178 01:44:10.740 --> 01:44:12.377 (ARISTOTLE SNIGGERS) 2179 01:44:13.237 --> 01:44:16.480 Hello, darling. Did you finish the con woman? 2180 01:44:16.515 --> 01:44:18.911 SONIA: Her last words were that 2181 01:44:18.946 --> 01:44:22.079 she had something in common with her husband. 2182 01:44:22.114 --> 01:44:25.016 We're both fucking unkillable. 2183 01:44:25.051 --> 01:44:26.688 -(FIRES GUN) -Fuck! Arrgh! 2184 01:44:26.723 --> 01:44:28.921 COMPUTER: Virus upload - two minutes. 2185 01:44:28.956 --> 01:44:30.725 -Ohh! -(GRUNTS) 2186 01:44:30.760 --> 01:44:34.960 Triple-A always has three. Any last words? 2187 01:44:34.995 --> 01:44:37.963 Penknife's a very versatile tool. 2188 01:44:37.998 --> 01:44:39.635 No-one sees it coming. 2189 01:44:43.476 --> 01:44:47.511 You...motherfuckers. 2190 01:44:47.546 --> 01:44:51.449 (LAUGHS) That's right, papa dickless. 2191 01:44:51.484 --> 01:44:55.387 You gotta earn the right to call us motherfuckers. 2192 01:44:56.181 --> 01:44:58.522 -BOTH: Motherfucker. -Arrgh! 2193 01:44:59.756 --> 01:45:01.657 -COMPUTER: Virus upload. -(GASPS AND GRUNTS) 2194 01:45:01.692 --> 01:45:05.023 Time remaining - 50 seconds. 2195 01:45:09.766 --> 01:45:12.096 Not bad. 2196 01:45:12.131 --> 01:45:13.570 -But you failed. -Virus upload. 2197 01:45:13.605 --> 01:45:15.165 -Time remaining... -No, no, no. 2198 01:45:15.200 --> 01:45:16.837 There's gotta be a way to shut this down. 2199 01:45:16.872 --> 01:45:20.676 This ship was rigged to explode if you stop the virus. 2200 01:45:21.481 --> 01:45:24.944 Save yourself or save Europe. Which is it gonna be, Bryce? 2201 01:45:26.948 --> 01:45:29.817 -Peach gelato... -COMPUTER: 30 seconds. 2202 01:45:29.852 --> 01:45:31.489 ..or lavender fig? 2203 01:45:31.524 --> 01:45:35.284 We both know you were never one to make a hasty decision. 2204 01:45:35.319 --> 01:45:38.925 -Were you, Bry... -20 seconds. 2205 01:45:41.633 --> 01:45:44.029 Can we go on our honeymoon now? 2206 01:45:44.064 --> 01:45:47.164 We can be on our honeymoon... 2207 01:45:47.199 --> 01:45:48.737 -(RAPID BEEPING) -10, 9... 2208 01:45:48.772 --> 01:45:52.136 ..for the rest of our motherfucking lives. 2209 01:45:52.171 --> 01:45:53.907 -(BEEPING CONTINUES) -5, 4... 2210 01:45:53.942 --> 01:45:56.239 Oh, mi cucaracha. 2211 01:45:56.274 --> 01:45:59.143 COMPUTER: 1. Manual override. 2212 01:45:59.178 --> 01:46:02.113 -I love you... -Run! 2213 01:46:11.960 --> 01:46:15.027 (SLOW GUITAR BLUES) 2214 01:46:18.197 --> 01:46:20.406 (HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 2215 01:46:21.706 --> 01:46:25.103 MAN: The EU wishes to express our deepest gratitude 2216 01:46:25.138 --> 01:46:27.974 to the heroic efforts and investigation of Interpol. 2217 01:46:28.009 --> 01:46:29.580 In particular, I want to commend 2218 01:46:29.615 --> 01:46:31.648 the valour and the courage of agent Bobby O'Neill... 2219 01:46:31.683 --> 01:46:34.420 -CROWLEY: Hey, O'Neill. -Thank you. 2220 01:46:34.455 --> 01:46:36.081 CROWLEY: Congratulations. 2221 01:46:36.116 --> 01:46:38.523 I still don't agree with your methods. They're unorthodox. 2222 01:46:38.558 --> 01:46:39.920 But I must admit you get results. 2223 01:46:39.955 --> 01:46:43.022 Oh, is that your way of saying "I'm sorry"? 2224 01:46:43.057 --> 01:46:44.386 No. This is. 2225 01:46:44.421 --> 01:46:46.124 I'm recommending you for a permanent position 2226 01:46:46.159 --> 01:46:47.730 in the European division. 2227 01:46:47.765 --> 01:46:48.863 Wait, what? 2228 01:46:48.898 --> 01:46:51.327 You get your own office, SWAT team, unlimited budget. 2229 01:46:51.362 --> 01:46:52.900 If it makes you feel any better, 2230 01:46:52.935 --> 01:46:56.574 I found a bar down the street that carries Sam Adams. 2231 01:46:56.609 --> 01:46:58.510 Let me think about it over a beer. 2232 01:46:58.545 --> 01:47:00.611 DARIUS: Ain't this a bitch? 2233 01:47:00.646 --> 01:47:01.975 We do all the work, 2234 01:47:02.010 --> 01:47:03.878 these motherfuckers get all the credit. 2235 01:47:03.913 --> 01:47:06.782 Don't worry, baby, I talked to Booby 2236 01:47:06.817 --> 01:47:08.850 and he's gonna make it up to us. 2237 01:47:08.885 --> 01:47:12.117 O'NEILL: The hit man, the bodyguard and the con woman. 2238 01:47:12.152 --> 01:47:13.954 You assholes look like shit. 2239 01:47:13.989 --> 01:47:16.385 Don't talk to us like that, you cheesy fuck. 2240 01:47:16.420 --> 01:47:17.991 We're not your bitches anymore. 2241 01:47:18.026 --> 01:47:19.894 Relax. 2242 01:47:19.929 --> 01:47:22.061 I got you your little yacht for your honeymoon. 2243 01:47:22.096 --> 01:47:23.128 Alright! 2244 01:47:23.163 --> 01:47:25.295 But you're still wanted. 2245 01:47:25.330 --> 01:47:27.132 So until Interpol clears up the legals, 2246 01:47:27.167 --> 01:47:30.201 I need all three of you on that yacht for the next 48 hours. 2247 01:47:30.236 --> 01:47:32.005 -Are we clear? -No. 2248 01:47:32.040 --> 01:47:33.809 Uh, Bob, quick sidebar. 2249 01:47:33.844 --> 01:47:36.339 No fucking sidebar or I'll punch you in your face. 2250 01:47:36.374 --> 01:47:37.681 OK. 2251 01:47:37.716 --> 01:47:39.111 Fuck it. 2252 01:47:41.313 --> 01:47:43.720 -And? -Are you serious about that? 2253 01:47:43.755 --> 01:47:44.688 Deadly. 2254 01:47:44.723 --> 01:47:46.789 Youse are sicker fucks than I thought. 2255 01:47:47.726 --> 01:47:50.287 Here, you. Sign there. 2256 01:47:50.322 --> 01:47:52.630 Wait, what is this? This is... 2257 01:47:52.665 --> 01:47:55.732 Hold on a second. You... 2258 01:47:55.767 --> 01:47:58.570 You guys got my licence back? (LAUGHS) 2259 01:47:58.605 --> 01:48:01.507 -Come on! -I'll let her explain. 2260 01:48:03.610 --> 01:48:05.610 Enjoy your honeymoon, shitheads. 2261 01:48:06.404 --> 01:48:08.514 Oh, Breesey... 2262 01:48:08.549 --> 01:48:12.012 -(LAUGHS) Thank you. -(LAUGHS) 2263 01:48:16.590 --> 01:48:18.656 What's she doing? 2264 01:48:19.692 --> 01:48:22.495 (PRAYS IN SPANISH) 2265 01:48:26.523 --> 01:48:29.425 My baby cucaracha, 2266 01:48:29.460 --> 01:48:31.867 you just signed the adoption papers. 2267 01:48:31.902 --> 01:48:34.639 -The what? -The adoption papers. 2268 01:48:34.674 --> 01:48:37.466 You are now our son! 2269 01:48:37.501 --> 01:48:39.072 (MUSIC WINDS DOWN) 2270 01:48:39.107 --> 01:48:40.612 BOTH: Wait, what the fuck?! 2271 01:48:40.647 --> 01:48:43.681 ('DO LEME AO PONTAL' BY TIM MAIA) 2272 01:48:59.523 --> 01:49:02.062 (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE) 2273 01:49:09.874 --> 01:49:11.874 Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce. 2274 01:49:11.909 --> 01:49:14.140 Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day. 2275 01:49:14.175 --> 01:49:16.307 O'NEILL: Really? That's your voicemail? 2276 01:49:16.342 --> 01:49:18.716 Listen, it turns out it's gonna take more time 2277 01:49:18.751 --> 01:49:20.179 to get your asses un-red-noticed, 2278 01:49:20.214 --> 01:49:22.720 so I need you on that yacht for at least another month. 2279 01:49:22.755 --> 01:49:24.315 You know what? Maybe two. 2280 01:49:24.350 --> 01:49:26.515 Anyway, enjoy your sabbatical. 2281 01:49:26.550 --> 01:49:28.517 And say hi to your mom and dad. 2282 01:49:28.552 --> 01:49:31.190 But don't call me! Ever! 2283 01:49:31.225 --> 01:49:32.598 Like, never ever! 2284 01:49:32.633 --> 01:49:34.732 -(SONIA MOANS) Oh, Darius. -(DARIUS MOANS) Oh, baby! 2285 01:49:34.767 --> 01:49:37.669 We finally get to make love just for the sake of fucking. 2286 01:49:37.704 --> 01:49:38.835 -(GRUNTS) -DARIUS: Ohh! 2287 01:49:38.870 --> 01:49:40.705 We don't have to worry about having a baby... 2288 01:49:40.740 --> 01:49:43.400 -(DARIUS YELPS) -..we have our little Breese. 2289 01:49:43.435 --> 01:49:46.337 DARIUS: What are you doing?! Oh, my God! 2290 01:49:46.372 --> 01:49:49.538 Oh! Sonia, what did you do? What's that hip movement? 2291 01:49:49.573 --> 01:49:51.012 Oh, baby, that hip movement! 2292 01:49:51.047 --> 01:49:54.543 -Oh, that's new pussy! -Oh, mi cucaracha! 2293 01:49:54.578 --> 01:49:56.622 (SINGING IN PORTUGUESE CONTINUES) 2294 01:50:37.192 --> 01:50:40.358 (DRAMATIC MUSIC)