WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:37.737 --> 00:00:41.274 Nam etsi ambulavero in medio umbrae mortis, 4 00:00:41.374 --> 00:00:45.578 non timebo mala, quoniam tu mecum es. 5 00:00:45.678 --> 00:00:51.051 Virga tua et baculus tuus ipsa me consolata sunt. 6 00:00:51.117 --> 00:00:54.120 She was furious with me, because if I had my law degree, 7 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:56.523 I could have represented us. 8 00:00:56.589 --> 00:00:58.358 The jury ruled against me. 9 00:00:58.425 --> 00:01:01.027 I told my lawyer I considered suicide. 10 00:01:01.094 --> 00:01:04.030 I drove home from Nyack, and guess what? 11 00:01:04.097 --> 00:01:05.365 She had left me. 12 00:01:05.432 --> 00:01:07.567 I recall almost a sigh of relief... 13 00:01:07.634 --> 00:01:10.070 Somehow it made a lasting impression on her life. 14 00:01:10.136 --> 00:01:12.572 My first child came easy enough. 15 00:01:12.639 --> 00:01:18.111 But with Patricia, they had to open me up under anesthesia. 16 00:01:18.211 --> 00:01:21.147 I've often thought that perhaps the reason... 17 00:01:21.247 --> 00:01:23.316 I told them when I got here, 18 00:01:23.416 --> 00:01:26.152 "Okay, I explored the criminal lifestyle." 19 00:01:26.252 --> 00:01:28.988 But I was an altar boy, for Christ's sake. 20 00:01:29.089 --> 00:01:34.160 Moltisanti is a religious name. And still I'm fucked. 21 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:38.998 I met death on Route 23, not too far from here. 22 00:01:39.099 --> 00:01:42.235 But that was much later. 23 00:01:42.302 --> 00:01:47.173 Back in 1967, the man wearing the hat was my father. 24 00:01:47.273 --> 00:01:49.442 In those days, he didn't have a son. 25 00:01:49.509 --> 00:01:51.744 Five dollars says I spot him first. 26 00:01:51.811 --> 00:01:53.580 I don't got five dollars. 27 00:01:53.646 --> 00:01:55.915 Then you better win, gagootz. Huh? 28 00:01:57.150 --> 00:01:58.751 Uncle Dick, think fast. 29 00:01:58.818 --> 00:02:00.753 Oh, you want to fight, huh? 30 00:02:00.820 --> 00:02:04.624 The little fat kid is my uncle, Tony. Soprano. 31 00:02:04.691 --> 00:02:05.658 You got nothing. 32 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:10.997 Well, we call him my uncle, by marriage. 33 00:02:12.665 --> 00:02:14.000 He choked me to death. 34 00:02:20.006 --> 00:02:22.142 There! Pay up. 35 00:02:22.208 --> 00:02:24.277 We have a winner, ladies and gents. 36 00:02:24.344 --> 00:02:26.479 Huh? 37 00:02:26.546 --> 00:02:28.014 My grandfather and his brother were with 38 00:02:28.114 --> 00:02:30.617 the DiMeo crime family in Newark. 39 00:02:30.683 --> 00:02:32.485 My grandfather was an associate, 40 00:02:32.552 --> 00:02:33.786 -but he stacked more scharol... -Pop! 41 00:02:33.853 --> 00:02:35.522 ...than any of the made guys. 42 00:02:35.622 --> 00:02:37.557 Hey, there he is! 43 00:02:37.657 --> 00:02:40.160 Including a Cadillac dealership. 44 00:02:42.896 --> 00:02:47.734 Cara mia, fammi presentare mio figlio, Richard Moltisanti. 45 00:02:47.834 --> 00:02:50.403 Everybody calls me Dickie. 46 00:02:52.906 --> 00:02:54.674 Welcome to America. 47 00:02:54.741 --> 00:02:56.009 Benvenuta. 48 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:04.484 Most guys 65 go to Europe on vacation, they come back with the gout. 49 00:03:04.551 --> 00:03:08.154 You come back with the winner, Miss Provolone, 1967. 50 00:03:11.357 --> 00:03:14.761 Oh. Antonio Soprano. 51 00:03:16.429 --> 00:03:17.897 U picceri. 52 00:03:19.532 --> 00:03:21.768 After he murdered me, 53 00:03:21.868 --> 00:03:25.505 Tony gave my wife and baby his pocket change. 54 00:03:25.572 --> 00:03:27.407 But that was much later. 55 00:03:35.048 --> 00:03:37.617 E squisita. 56 00:03:37.717 --> 00:03:41.955 I'm embarrassed. You're all such great cooks over there. 57 00:03:43.756 --> 00:03:45.225 Can you translate for me? 58 00:03:45.291 --> 00:03:47.293 Forget it. She understands enough. 59 00:04:01.140 --> 00:04:06.312 Giuseppina, what does your family do over there? 60 00:04:07.981 --> 00:04:09.082 Mio padre-- 61 00:04:09.148 --> 00:04:11.150 The fascists killed her old man. 62 00:04:11.251 --> 00:04:13.052 Her mother never recovered. 63 00:04:13.119 --> 00:04:14.721 Fuckin' Mussolini. 64 00:04:14.787 --> 00:04:17.090 I don't get it. When I was a kid, you and Vito Genovese 65 00:04:17.156 --> 00:04:18.424 always praised Mussolini. 66 00:04:18.491 --> 00:04:20.660 Let's not talk politics at the table. 67 00:04:21.794 --> 00:04:23.730 But I'll tell you, Dick, 68 00:04:23.796 --> 00:04:26.266 it's paradise over there. 69 00:04:26.332 --> 00:04:29.168 On the one hand, you can't believe the beauty. 70 00:04:29.269 --> 00:04:32.672 On the other hand, they don't even have toilets. 71 00:04:32.772 --> 00:04:38.511 I told Giuseppina that "you're gonna live the life of a proud American lady. 72 00:04:38.611 --> 00:04:42.582 And I'm gonna have my second set of children with you." 73 00:04:42.649 --> 00:04:44.450 And they'll be deluged with a life 74 00:04:44.517 --> 00:04:47.186 that they could never even imagine over there. 75 00:04:47.287 --> 00:04:50.923 Like you were, Dick, as a kid. 76 00:04:52.191 --> 00:04:54.294 These'll be your brothers and sisters. 77 00:04:55.662 --> 00:04:59.799 So... Giuseppina is your stepmother, Dickie. 78 00:05:04.370 --> 00:05:06.306 Yeah. 79 00:05:06.372 --> 00:05:08.508 - 80 00:05:40.640 --> 00:05:42.575 It wasn't me who ripped you off! 81 00:05:42.675 --> 00:05:44.344 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? 82 00:05:44.410 --> 00:05:45.812 -Come on! - 83 00:05:57.890 --> 00:05:59.058 Shit! -Harold. 84 00:06:00.193 --> 00:06:01.594 All right, already. 85 00:06:01.694 --> 00:06:03.029 This punk ass snapper. 86 00:06:03.096 --> 00:06:05.865 Japped one of our runners, took 600 bucks. 87 00:06:08.201 --> 00:06:09.669 I want a full bag tomorrow. 88 00:06:09.736 --> 00:06:11.671 Who the fuck are you? 89 00:06:11.738 --> 00:06:14.907 The guy who one time put out somebody's eye for talkin' to him like that. 90 00:06:19.178 --> 00:06:21.614 -You winded there, Jesse Owens? - 91 00:06:21.714 --> 00:06:23.449 I gotta quit smoking. 92 00:06:24.183 --> 00:06:26.252 I agree. 93 00:06:26.352 --> 00:06:28.554 Can't I get you to switch to Newports? 94 00:06:53.913 --> 00:06:55.415 Hey, Harold. My son here say 95 00:06:55.481 --> 00:06:57.483 he gonna be Hank Aaron when he grown up. 96 00:06:57.583 --> 00:06:59.419 I'm gonna hit 318 like him. 97 00:06:59.485 --> 00:07:02.555 Hmm. 318, your lucky number, boy, play it. 98 00:07:02.622 --> 00:07:04.290 Yeah. Numbers is the only chance 99 00:07:04.390 --> 00:07:05.992 Black folks got to get out of this sinkhole city. 100 00:07:06.092 --> 00:07:07.560 How does that work, anyway? 101 00:07:07.627 --> 00:07:09.495 Well, you pick out three numbers, 102 00:07:09.595 --> 00:07:10.963 like for you, 3-1-8. 103 00:07:11.063 --> 00:07:12.331 You bet a quarter, 104 00:07:12.432 --> 00:07:13.833 and if your numbers come on at the racetrack, 105 00:07:13.933 --> 00:07:17.336 then you win $125 for a quarter. 106 00:07:17.437 --> 00:07:18.571 -For a quarter? -Mmm. 107 00:07:18.638 --> 00:07:21.007 Bet a dollar, you get $500. 108 00:07:21.107 --> 00:07:23.109 -You shitting me, Harold? -Uh! 109 00:07:23.176 --> 00:07:24.911 What if my numbers don't come out? 110 00:07:24.977 --> 00:07:26.746 Well, if your numbers don't hit, you don't get nothing. 111 00:07:26.813 --> 00:07:29.015 Harold collects everybody's bets and gives it to the Man. 112 00:07:29.115 --> 00:07:31.684 How you think the Italians drive those long, fancy cars 113 00:07:31.784 --> 00:07:34.120 and wear those diamond Swiss watches on their wrists? 114 00:07:43.863 --> 00:07:46.999 Thank you. Thank you, everybody, welcome. 115 00:07:47.099 --> 00:07:48.501 -Uh... 116 00:07:48.601 --> 00:07:52.772 Well, mostly, I... I just want to say how pr... 117 00:07:54.040 --> 00:07:54.974 Knock it off, Anthony. 118 00:07:57.977 --> 00:08:01.547 I want to say how proud I am of my big girl, Janice... 119 00:08:01.647 --> 00:08:03.483 who is today... 120 00:08:04.550 --> 00:08:05.718 a woman. 121 00:08:05.818 --> 00:08:08.554 Cheers! - 122 00:08:08.654 --> 00:08:10.723 You know, Janice, she, uh... 123 00:08:10.823 --> 00:08:12.992 She went to her catechism. 124 00:08:13.059 --> 00:08:14.994 She practiced her Latin. 125 00:08:15.061 --> 00:08:17.897 She even stopped watching those two stunods, Sonny and Cher, 126 00:08:17.997 --> 00:08:19.398 long enough to think about God, huh? 127 00:08:19.499 --> 00:08:21.067 Too much fucking salt on this. 128 00:08:21.167 --> 00:08:24.070 At least for a minute or two, but... boy, did she cost me. 129 00:08:24.170 --> 00:08:25.838 You know, I made a bet that, uh, 130 00:08:25.905 --> 00:08:28.307 Janice would not do her religious duties. 131 00:08:28.374 --> 00:08:32.011 But if Janice did, you know, got confirmed... 132 00:08:32.078 --> 00:08:34.213 I'd shave off my mustache. 133 00:08:35.314 --> 00:08:37.984 Ooh... 134 00:08:38.050 --> 00:08:39.919 Enjoy. -His comare told him 135 00:08:40.019 --> 00:08:42.421 it makes him look like Robert Goulet. 136 00:08:49.729 --> 00:08:51.230 This stuff ain't so authentic. 137 00:08:51.330 --> 00:08:52.365 Ow! 138 00:08:53.533 --> 00:08:55.234 Just use your fork. 139 00:08:55.334 --> 00:08:56.769 But, you know, the gravy's good. 140 00:08:56.869 --> 00:08:59.739 Oh. Come here. -Your daughter's confirmation. 141 00:08:59.839 --> 00:09:01.040 Congrats, skip. 142 00:09:01.107 --> 00:09:03.075 I'm here, too, Mr. Handsome. 143 00:09:03.175 --> 00:09:05.244 Yeah, and looking like a million dollars. 144 00:09:05.344 --> 00:09:07.446 And not Mexican dollars, either. 145 00:09:07.547 --> 00:09:09.782 -What are you talking about? - 146 00:09:13.019 --> 00:09:17.123 Same fucking gang. Colored kids hit one of my colored runners. 147 00:09:17.223 --> 00:09:19.358 Threw him a beating. 148 00:09:19.425 --> 00:09:21.961 You believe this? How these people prey on their own? 149 00:09:22.061 --> 00:09:24.964 Hey, Boot DiMeo's gonna rag on me when he sees this. 150 00:09:25.064 --> 00:09:27.133 It looks bad too, perception-wise. 151 00:09:27.233 --> 00:09:30.636 Even the papers say the numbers is the biggest percentage of our cash flow. 152 00:09:32.071 --> 00:09:34.307 Junior's right, you gotta get your arms around this. 153 00:09:39.211 --> 00:09:40.947 You got big ears there, gagootz? 154 00:09:41.047 --> 00:09:45.151 Big brother, go and get yourself some Pez. 155 00:09:50.456 --> 00:09:52.892 Silvio, Puss, come here. 156 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:55.962 -Marone! -Oh! 157 00:09:56.062 --> 00:09:57.663 Ah? The second Mrs. Hollywood Dick. 158 00:09:57.763 --> 00:09:59.899 I was just explaining to His Holiness, here. 159 00:09:59.966 --> 00:10:01.834 I think I went to school with your father. 160 00:10:01.934 --> 00:10:03.069 Calogero Dante. 161 00:10:04.070 --> 00:10:05.171 "Butch." 162 00:10:05.271 --> 00:10:07.306 He said you were a bully. 163 00:10:07.406 --> 00:10:12.244 Whoa, what do we got here? The Italian actress, Sophia Lotsa-Pizza. 164 00:10:12.311 --> 00:10:14.580 Get out of here, you fucking mutt! 165 00:10:15.848 --> 00:10:17.249 Uh... Sorry. 166 00:10:17.316 --> 00:10:20.186 Buddha. It's Joe D. He's up at the Boot's Mansion. 167 00:10:21.253 --> 00:10:23.522 Mr. DiMaggio. Come stai? 168 00:10:23.623 --> 00:10:26.959 Your saints name you took in church today, Apollonia? 169 00:10:27.026 --> 00:10:29.996 She's the patron saint of dentists. 170 00:10:38.004 --> 00:10:41.774 Take it from me, chains are more effective than snow tires. 171 00:10:41.841 --> 00:10:43.676 Why didn't you bring the missus, Dick? 172 00:10:43.776 --> 00:10:46.545 I tried, but the poor kid's self-conscious about her English. 173 00:10:46.646 --> 00:10:48.781 She's making progress, though. 174 00:10:48.848 --> 00:10:50.383 I didn't catch the name. 175 00:10:50.483 --> 00:10:52.118 Pussy. 176 00:10:52.184 --> 00:10:54.820 Don't worry, Father, it's not what you think it is. 177 00:10:58.190 --> 00:11:00.393 This is my dog. 178 00:11:00.493 --> 00:11:04.296 This is my dog. 179 00:11:04.363 --> 00:11:07.333 This is your dog. 180 00:11:07.400 --> 00:11:10.403 This is your dog. 181 00:11:11.504 --> 00:11:12.738 Your dog. 182 00:11:14.707 --> 00:11:17.143 Buddy Durham in the light trunks... 183 00:11:17.209 --> 00:11:18.744 the white trunks. 184 00:11:18.844 --> 00:11:20.913 Durham has always been known as a counter-puncher... 185 00:11:21.013 --> 00:11:23.849 -Huh... - 186 00:11:23.916 --> 00:11:26.085 He gets a great hook in there. 187 00:11:26.686 --> 00:11:27.687 Hey. 188 00:11:32.024 --> 00:11:33.659 What did you learn to say? 189 00:11:35.861 --> 00:11:39.832 This... is... his... ball. 190 00:11:43.235 --> 00:11:44.670 Whose ball? 191 00:11:46.539 --> 00:11:47.440 Spot. 192 00:11:50.543 --> 00:11:55.047 Oh, I think this is a waste of money. 193 00:11:55.114 --> 00:11:57.583 We hear from Hoboken's own Chairman of the Board. 194 00:11:57.683 --> 00:12:00.553 Hi, there, my name is Francis Albert Sinatra 195 00:12:00.619 --> 00:12:02.021 and I got news for you. 196 00:12:02.088 --> 00:12:04.223 Here's your host, William B. Williams. 197 00:12:04.290 --> 00:12:07.226 My mother met his mother once. Frank. 198 00:12:07.293 --> 00:12:12.131 Frank? He grabbed me to go to some party once. 199 00:12:12.231 --> 00:12:15.534 It was on the Upper East Side, it was a penthouse. 200 00:12:15.601 --> 00:12:18.237 Some celebrity, I don't know who. 201 00:12:18.304 --> 00:12:24.243 So... he and Dean, they have this donkey brought downstairs to the basement. 202 00:12:24.310 --> 00:12:26.979 And the donkey's just stuffed full of laxatives, right? 203 00:12:27.079 --> 00:12:28.948 So they put it in the private elevator. 204 00:12:29.048 --> 00:12:31.817 They send the private elevator up, the door opens, 205 00:12:31.917 --> 00:12:36.922 and the donkey starts kicking and shitting over everybody in the party! 206 00:12:41.727 --> 00:12:43.462 Oh! 207 00:12:43.562 --> 00:12:45.831 Ah, your sister's cunt! 208 00:12:45.931 --> 00:12:48.834 Junior, it's the Summer of Love. 209 00:12:51.170 --> 00:12:53.339 It's just a line to you 210 00:12:53.439 --> 00:12:58.077 And never seemed so right before... 211 00:13:02.414 --> 00:13:03.349 Nice car. 212 00:13:04.483 --> 00:13:06.352 You a friend of Dickie's? 213 00:13:06.452 --> 00:13:07.820 No English. 214 00:13:13.259 --> 00:13:14.593 Oh! 215 00:13:14.660 --> 00:13:16.662 Hopalong Che Si Dice! 216 00:13:18.831 --> 00:13:20.466 It's fucking light again? 217 00:13:20.533 --> 00:13:23.435 Picked up from most of the runners, but this kid, Overall... 218 00:13:23.502 --> 00:13:25.004 Who the fuck is Overall? 219 00:13:25.104 --> 00:13:27.106 He's a crazy young motherfucker that runs the Saints. 220 00:13:27.173 --> 00:13:28.040 Leon Overall. 221 00:13:28.140 --> 00:13:29.875 He's from East Orange. 222 00:13:29.975 --> 00:13:32.545 My cousin's, uh, the placekicker over at the high school over there. 223 00:13:32.645 --> 00:13:35.681 Yeah, well me and Harold played East Orange Thanksgiving game. 224 00:13:35.781 --> 00:13:37.550 We used to beat 'em every fucking year. 225 00:13:37.650 --> 00:13:39.051 You should have seen this man run. 226 00:13:39.151 --> 00:13:40.886 Are you sure you don't got no Black blood? 227 00:13:40.986 --> 00:13:43.556 That's Sicilians. I'm Napoletano. 228 00:13:43.656 --> 00:13:46.025 Oh! I'm Siciliano. 229 00:13:48.694 --> 00:13:50.362 Come on. Come over here. 230 00:13:55.401 --> 00:13:58.704 The big picture, you told me this thing was over with the Black Saints. 231 00:13:58.804 --> 00:14:00.539 I know, I... 232 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:02.842 thought I schooled the kid, Overall, when I whupped him, but... 233 00:14:04.143 --> 00:14:06.378 He's got a wild hair across his ass. 234 00:14:07.580 --> 00:14:09.682 I gotta know, Harold... 235 00:14:09.748 --> 00:14:12.518 aren't you humiliated by what you just said? 236 00:14:13.252 --> 00:14:14.687 I know I would be. 237 00:14:15.721 --> 00:14:17.423 You're a grown man. 238 00:14:17.523 --> 00:14:20.092 Fucking punk street gang? 239 00:14:50.556 --> 00:14:52.358 Come on in, son. Have a seat. 240 00:15:01.901 --> 00:15:03.936 I think we lost him. 241 00:15:05.271 --> 00:15:08.440 Hold up. Hold up. Turn around. 242 00:15:08.540 --> 00:15:12.111 Would I for sure be going to Vietnam? Like my dream? 243 00:15:12.211 --> 00:15:13.812 You heard about the G.I. Bill? 244 00:15:13.913 --> 00:15:16.615 Yeah, college. Sure. 245 00:15:16.715 --> 00:15:18.083 Thinking about being a... 246 00:15:18.150 --> 00:15:20.052 -scientist. -Hmm. 247 00:15:21.420 --> 00:15:22.554 Wait over there. 248 00:15:25.157 --> 00:15:26.926 No, this... this war wasn't my idea! 249 00:15:47.012 --> 00:15:50.082 Isola, turn that light out. I'm trying to sleep. 250 00:15:50.149 --> 00:15:52.284 That's why I brought you a 7 and 7, baby. 251 00:15:56.455 --> 00:15:57.756 What's the matter with you? 252 00:15:59.425 --> 00:16:02.795 Goddamn Gentleman Dickie Moltisanti. 253 00:16:04.129 --> 00:16:06.498 Always comes to me to handle his nasty work. 254 00:16:07.800 --> 00:16:09.935 Done made you his house nigga. 255 00:16:20.679 --> 00:16:21.947 Put it away. 256 00:16:31.824 --> 00:16:34.059 The army won't take me now. 257 00:16:35.995 --> 00:16:39.064 I always wanted to join up, but I... 258 00:16:39.164 --> 00:16:41.667 I had two felony convictions. 259 00:16:41.734 --> 00:16:42.901 Take you? 260 00:16:44.737 --> 00:16:48.073 Happened to stop by a recruiting office today, and it made me remember. 261 00:16:48.173 --> 00:16:51.710 Brothers doing all the dying over there. We don't need no more. 262 00:16:51.810 --> 00:16:53.512 Well, somebody's gonna to win the Medal of Honor. 263 00:16:55.080 --> 00:16:56.248 Not a Black man. 264 00:16:57.049 --> 00:16:57.916 Please. 265 00:16:59.184 --> 00:17:01.553 Ooh, baby, you are a riot tonight. 266 00:17:20.406 --> 00:17:21.607 Make a right here. 267 00:17:21.707 --> 00:17:22.775 It's a one-way. 268 00:17:22.875 --> 00:17:24.376 Fuck it, make the right. 269 00:17:41.627 --> 00:17:42.594 Fuck. 270 00:17:55.441 --> 00:17:57.276 Step out of the car. 271 00:17:57.376 --> 00:17:59.311 I know what I did, Officer. 272 00:18:09.088 --> 00:18:13.725 with your sigh 273 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:29.341 Oh! 274 00:18:36.782 --> 00:18:39.518 Hey, why aren't they home, sleeping till noon? 275 00:18:39.618 --> 00:18:43.856 Two officers picked up some colored taxi driver, had to rough him up a little. 276 00:18:43.956 --> 00:18:45.357 These morons think we killed him. 277 00:18:45.457 --> 00:18:47.659 It spread around the Central Ward that way. 278 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:49.528 They broke windows up and down Belmont Avenue. 279 00:18:49.628 --> 00:18:51.130 They're throwing bricks and bottles at us. 280 00:18:51.196 --> 00:18:52.865 We got two officers had to go to the hospital. 281 00:18:52.965 --> 00:18:54.466 - No shit. 282 00:18:56.201 --> 00:18:58.203 You ain't nothin' without that badge! 283 00:18:59.138 --> 00:19:00.672 You think this is funny? 284 00:19:11.817 --> 00:19:16.455 for a day... 285 00:19:23.562 --> 00:19:25.230 Get the fuck away from the car! 286 00:19:41.747 --> 00:19:44.750 and she kissed me 287 00:19:50.088 --> 00:19:52.424 Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for our host tonight. 288 00:19:52.524 --> 00:19:54.893 They call him Gentleman Dick Moltisanti. 289 00:19:59.865 --> 00:20:01.066 Ahh! 290 00:20:06.171 --> 00:20:07.072 Paulie. 291 00:20:07.773 --> 00:20:08.874 This? 292 00:20:12.511 --> 00:20:16.348 It's about time. Pinto the Butcher sent over some capuzzelle. 293 00:20:16.415 --> 00:20:18.050 The fuck happen to you? 294 00:20:20.852 --> 00:20:22.854 There's something you gotta see. 295 00:20:37.402 --> 00:20:38.904 What the fuck? 296 00:20:39.771 --> 00:20:41.640 That's Belmont Avenue. 297 00:21:39.798 --> 00:21:41.767 You wanna get smart now? 298 00:21:42.501 --> 00:21:43.769 Ma vaffanculo! 299 00:22:20.172 --> 00:22:22.007 Why don't you go after the ditsoon, huh? 300 00:22:22.074 --> 00:22:23.742 They almost burned the city down. 301 00:22:23.842 --> 00:22:25.377 Oh, you'll hold the door, huh. 302 00:22:25.477 --> 00:22:26.978 Daddy! 303 00:22:27.045 --> 00:22:28.747 Janice, go home! - Daddy! 304 00:22:28.847 --> 00:22:30.215 Go home! Take the bus. 305 00:22:36.021 --> 00:22:38.390 Hey, stop! Stop! 306 00:22:38.490 --> 00:22:39.991 -Agh! 307 00:22:40.058 --> 00:22:41.593 - Anthony! 308 00:22:43.028 --> 00:22:45.430 Anthony! What are you doing here? 309 00:22:54.206 --> 00:22:56.108 My God! 310 00:22:57.242 --> 00:22:58.677 What did they do? 311 00:22:58.744 --> 00:23:00.545 We raided a card game, but we got lucky. 312 00:23:00.612 --> 00:23:02.781 Picked up your husband on an outstanding warrant. 313 00:23:02.881 --> 00:23:03.782 Had to take 'em somewhere. 314 00:23:03.882 --> 00:23:05.117 Warrant? For what? 315 00:23:05.217 --> 00:23:07.252 Assault with a deadly weapon. 316 00:23:07.352 --> 00:23:08.587 The Lobster Trap Restaurant? 317 00:23:08.687 --> 00:23:10.222 That wasn't him. He didn't do that. 318 00:23:10.288 --> 00:23:11.256 Where is he? 319 00:23:11.356 --> 00:23:12.758 Downtown. 320 00:23:12.858 --> 00:23:14.459 He's downtown, where he might get burned to death? 321 00:23:14.559 --> 00:23:16.395 -What are you people thinking? - 322 00:23:16.461 --> 00:23:18.296 Janice, shut up with that! 323 00:23:18.397 --> 00:23:21.032 What were the two of you doing at that card game? 324 00:23:21.099 --> 00:23:23.435 Dad took Janice to ride the rides while he played cards. 325 00:23:23.535 --> 00:23:27.639 But he wouldn't take me because I passed gas while he was eating lunch. 326 00:23:27.739 --> 00:23:30.709 Get inside, both of you! 327 00:23:33.111 --> 00:23:33.979 Anthony! 328 00:23:50.762 --> 00:23:55.801 Standing in the ruins Of another Black man's life 329 00:23:55.901 --> 00:24:00.939 Or flying through the valley Separating day and night 330 00:24:01.006 --> 00:24:04.609 "I am death," cried the vulture 331 00:24:04.676 --> 00:24:07.412 "For the people of the night" 332 00:24:13.452 --> 00:24:17.689 In a wilderness of heartbreak And a desert of despair 333 00:24:19.458 --> 00:24:22.761 Evil's clarion of justice Shrieks a cry of naked terror 334 00:24:22.828 --> 00:24:27.866 Taking babies from their mommas Leaving grief beyond compare 335 00:24:27.966 --> 00:24:30.702 Please help me! Help me! Please, help me! 336 00:24:30.802 --> 00:24:35.373 So if you see the vulture coming Flying circles in your mind 337 00:24:35.474 --> 00:24:38.543 -Remember, there is no escaping 338 00:24:38.643 --> 00:24:42.113 For he will follow close behind 339 00:24:42.180 --> 00:24:44.649 Only promise me a battle 340 00:24:44.716 --> 00:24:48.186 Battle for your soul and mine 341 00:24:49.221 --> 00:24:50.856 And mine 342 00:24:50.956 --> 00:24:53.191 Talk to young Negro men on the street 343 00:24:53.291 --> 00:24:55.627 and they will tell you, they say, 344 00:24:55.694 --> 00:24:59.064 they're supposed to go away and die for this country that isn't really theirs? 345 00:24:59.164 --> 00:25:02.234 This tells you right there that for understandable reasons, 346 00:25:02.334 --> 00:25:05.237 they don't consider themselves complete Americans. 347 00:25:05.337 --> 00:25:07.405 And I don't say this comprises all of them, 348 00:25:07.506 --> 00:25:10.542 but it's obvious the reason they can burn their own homes... 349 00:25:11.376 --> 00:25:12.544 Huge fire. 350 00:25:14.179 --> 00:25:15.347 Ashes. 351 00:25:29.427 --> 00:25:31.396 Thought I heard somebody fall. 352 00:25:32.831 --> 00:25:34.499 You fall this morning? 353 00:25:36.034 --> 00:25:37.903 I tripped in the bathtub. 354 00:25:38.537 --> 00:25:40.338 Oh. 355 00:25:40.405 --> 00:25:43.875 You shouldn't wear your sunglasses in the tub, you know? 356 00:25:51.283 --> 00:25:52.617 He's got a temper. 357 00:25:52.717 --> 00:25:54.853 È arrabbiato, my father. 358 00:25:57.422 --> 00:25:59.291 He start to yell. 359 00:25:59.391 --> 00:26:02.193 Yeah, he wasn't like this back in Ariano? 360 00:26:02.260 --> 00:26:06.298 'Cause he used to... me, as a kid. 361 00:26:07.065 --> 00:26:08.567 Every day. 362 00:26:10.602 --> 00:26:13.038 I should have stayed there. 363 00:26:13.104 --> 00:26:14.406 No. 364 00:26:17.909 --> 00:26:20.745 Maybe I come to America for America money. 365 00:26:21.813 --> 00:26:22.914 But... 366 00:26:25.083 --> 00:26:28.420 But here, in America, he become... 367 00:26:29.888 --> 00:26:30.922 Uno stronzo! 368 00:26:37.762 --> 00:26:40.231 I think maybe you still love him. 369 00:26:50.275 --> 00:26:52.143 What's the matter with you? 370 00:26:53.678 --> 00:26:55.413 My wife's right inside. 371 00:26:59.150 --> 00:27:00.919 You're my father's wife. 372 00:28:00.178 --> 00:28:01.212 Oh. 373 00:28:03.381 --> 00:28:04.916 Where are you going? 374 00:28:05.016 --> 00:28:08.920 I'm going down to Rexall. The doc switched my blood thinner. 375 00:28:09.020 --> 00:28:10.422 I'll ride with you. 376 00:28:22.534 --> 00:28:23.535 What? 377 00:28:24.369 --> 00:28:25.670 How high did she bounce? 378 00:28:25.737 --> 00:28:27.172 What are you talking about? 379 00:28:27.238 --> 00:28:28.940 When you threw her down the stairs. 380 00:28:29.040 --> 00:28:31.076 Got two left feet. 381 00:28:31.176 --> 00:28:32.744 'Cause you used to throw my mother down the stairs. 382 00:28:32.844 --> 00:28:34.446 I didn't like it then, I don't like it now. 383 00:28:34.546 --> 00:28:37.515 Well, some women like the rough stuff. Don't ask me why. 384 00:28:37.582 --> 00:28:41.853 Yeah, it's funny how they're all attracted to Hollywood Dick Moltisanti. 385 00:28:41.920 --> 00:28:44.055 You wanted to get into her fucking pants 386 00:28:44.122 --> 00:28:45.957 since the day I brought her over. 387 00:28:46.057 --> 00:28:49.127 I give you permission to picture her while you're jerking off. 388 00:28:49.227 --> 00:28:52.197 I promise you, you hurt her again, you're going down the stairs. 389 00:28:52.263 --> 00:28:54.299 -Who the fuck do you think you're fucking talking to? -You got away with it 390 00:28:54.399 --> 00:28:55.900 once with Mom. But I was a little kid. 391 00:28:55.967 --> 00:28:57.235 You're not getting away with it again. 392 00:28:57.302 --> 00:29:01.473 Oh, I marry sluts. What do I know? 393 00:29:01.573 --> 00:29:06.111 Ow! Hey! Get... Get your fucking... Get off me! 394 00:29:06.211 --> 00:29:07.145 Hey! Hey! 395 00:29:15.253 --> 00:29:16.154 Dick... 396 00:29:34.339 --> 00:29:35.607 Pop. 397 00:29:48.353 --> 00:29:49.454 Pop? 398 00:30:49.747 --> 00:30:52.150 Uncle Dickie. 399 00:30:52.217 --> 00:30:54.686 Anthony, what the fuck are you doing? 400 00:30:54.752 --> 00:30:56.254 The city's burning down. 401 00:30:56.354 --> 00:30:57.522 Over on Springfield Avenue. 402 00:30:57.589 --> 00:30:59.591 Dickie? Who blew the horn? 403 00:30:59.691 --> 00:31:01.559 I'm working on the car. 404 00:31:01.659 --> 00:31:03.394 You want pork chops tonight? 405 00:31:03.494 --> 00:31:04.729 Yeah, that's fine. 406 00:31:04.829 --> 00:31:06.164 Can I watch you work on the car? 407 00:31:06.231 --> 00:31:07.498 With the applesauce? 408 00:31:07.565 --> 00:31:09.667 I don't know what sauce! 409 00:31:09.734 --> 00:31:11.336 I gotta go out for a while. 410 00:31:11.402 --> 00:31:12.570 Can I? 411 00:31:13.504 --> 00:31:14.505 Can you what? 412 00:31:14.572 --> 00:31:16.174 Watch. 413 00:31:16.241 --> 00:31:17.742 What the fuck did I just say, God damn it? Now, go home! 414 00:31:28.686 --> 00:31:30.855 ...from the newsroom. 415 00:31:30.922 --> 00:31:34.292 American warplanes have expanded the air war over North Vietnam 416 00:31:34.392 --> 00:31:37.395 with the bombing of five previously untouched targets 417 00:31:37.462 --> 00:31:40.198 near the heart of the port city of Haiphong. 418 00:31:40.265 --> 00:31:44.302 Four of the new targets, one of them only a mile and a half from Haiphong... 419 00:32:00.652 --> 00:32:02.654 Democratic Majority Leader Mike Mansfield 420 00:32:02.754 --> 00:32:04.455 -sounded a warning tonight... -Go ahead, sir. 421 00:32:05.623 --> 00:32:06.624 He's white. 422 00:33:52.196 --> 00:34:00.671 a love-in there 423 00:34:00.738 --> 00:34:07.912 of San Francisco... 424 00:34:08.012 --> 00:34:10.081 Three guesses who they blame this on. 425 00:34:10.181 --> 00:34:11.349 The Harlem Globetrotters. 426 00:34:15.086 --> 00:34:16.187 Shh. 427 00:34:28.966 --> 00:34:34.305 They called him Hollywood Dick. Imagine what he looks like now. 428 00:34:34.405 --> 00:34:36.808 Tell Ma what you told me, about the bird. 429 00:34:36.908 --> 00:34:39.043 There was a bird in the garage. 430 00:34:39.110 --> 00:34:40.078 So? 431 00:34:40.144 --> 00:34:41.412 It means somebody's gonna die. 432 00:34:41.479 --> 00:34:44.215 You're talking through your hat. 433 00:34:44.282 --> 00:34:47.985 A bird would never fly into a garage to announce a death. 434 00:34:48.085 --> 00:34:49.754 A house is another matter. 435 00:34:52.824 --> 00:34:54.325 Poor Dickie. 436 00:34:55.960 --> 00:34:57.495 I still can't believe it. 437 00:35:09.273 --> 00:35:12.844 I gotta talk to Johnny Soprano, the putrescible trash routes. 438 00:35:12.944 --> 00:35:14.679 The Sposato Brothers are making a grab. 439 00:35:14.779 --> 00:35:17.281 You didn't hear? Johnny's gonna be a guest of the government. 440 00:35:17.348 --> 00:35:18.850 He couldn't make bail. 441 00:35:18.950 --> 00:35:21.119 When my brother's away, everything goes through me. 442 00:35:21.185 --> 00:35:22.453 You got diarrhea? 443 00:35:23.921 --> 00:35:25.123 Comedian. 444 00:35:31.662 --> 00:35:33.030 The three C's I owe you. 445 00:35:33.131 --> 00:35:35.500 What the fuck is this? It's supposed to be cash. 446 00:35:35.600 --> 00:35:36.934 That's an RCA. 447 00:35:41.172 --> 00:35:42.507 What am I gonna do with this? 448 00:35:53.284 --> 00:35:55.153 What a blow. 449 00:35:55.219 --> 00:35:57.822 Yeah, well, at least you still got your brother. I'm... 450 00:35:59.490 --> 00:36:03.060 Yeah. I got nobody. 451 00:36:03.161 --> 00:36:06.831 Dickie, consider me your brother from now on, huh? 452 00:36:14.138 --> 00:36:16.007 Where's your brother? 453 00:36:16.073 --> 00:36:19.177 He went to see if he could sneak into the room where they do the bodies. 454 00:36:21.746 --> 00:36:23.414 In Newark tonight, 455 00:36:23.514 --> 00:36:26.017 state troopers and the National Guard ceased... 456 00:36:26.083 --> 00:36:27.318 You son of a bitch. 457 00:36:27.385 --> 00:36:29.587 You can't watch television in here. 458 00:36:29.687 --> 00:36:31.822 Vincent, it's the news. 459 00:36:31.889 --> 00:36:33.324 ...President Johnson, we've been told, 460 00:36:33.391 --> 00:36:35.226 has been following the situation... 461 00:36:35.326 --> 00:36:40.164 Ah, they're never gonna catch those bastards. I told the cops. 462 00:36:40.231 --> 00:36:45.436 In the dull and commonplace occurrences of day-to-day living, 463 00:36:45.536 --> 00:36:52.243 one thing stands out as a completely unique experience: Colt .45. 464 00:36:54.946 --> 00:36:56.280 Jesus Christ. 465 00:36:56.380 --> 00:36:58.416 The fuck's the matter with you? 466 00:36:58.516 --> 00:37:01.752 You have no respect for my father, you fucking animals! 467 00:37:01.852 --> 00:37:03.588 He's dead! 468 00:37:03.688 --> 00:37:05.456 Looks like the riots are ending though, Dick, that's good news. 469 00:37:05.556 --> 00:37:08.059 I wish that the shooter killed you! 470 00:37:08.125 --> 00:37:09.727 All of you! 471 00:37:21.405 --> 00:37:23.140 John Francis Soprano. 472 00:37:23.241 --> 00:37:25.743 On the charge of assault with a deadly weapon, 473 00:37:25.810 --> 00:37:29.146 I hereby sentence you to no more than five 474 00:37:29.247 --> 00:37:33.317 and no less than two years in Rahway State Prison. 475 00:37:54.805 --> 00:37:57.008 - 476 00:38:10.488 --> 00:38:12.023 Uncle Sally. 477 00:38:13.457 --> 00:38:15.593 I'm Dickie, your brother Dick's boy. 478 00:38:24.969 --> 00:38:26.370 How are you? 479 00:38:28.272 --> 00:38:32.343 You know, I'm sorry, I know I never came to visit you before. 480 00:38:32.443 --> 00:38:34.011 My father wouldn't allow it. 481 00:38:41.719 --> 00:38:43.354 I came to tell you... 482 00:38:44.889 --> 00:38:48.893 your brother, my dad... he passed. 483 00:38:48.993 --> 00:38:51.195 They burned him up in the riots. 484 00:38:52.863 --> 00:38:55.566 I brought you some sfogliatelle. 485 00:38:56.701 --> 00:38:58.469 I don't eat dairy. 486 00:38:59.136 --> 00:38:59.970 Oh. 487 00:39:04.008 --> 00:39:06.310 Well, you being out here isolated, 488 00:39:06.377 --> 00:39:07.845 out of contact with the family, 489 00:39:07.912 --> 00:39:09.480 my old man said you deserved it, 490 00:39:09.547 --> 00:39:12.583 but I want to do whatever I can to help you from now. 491 00:39:12.683 --> 00:39:14.685 It wasn't right how they treated you. 492 00:39:16.020 --> 00:39:17.555 I was 25. 493 00:39:17.655 --> 00:39:21.425 I murdered a made guy in our own family. 494 00:39:21.525 --> 00:39:24.829 I'm here for a good reason. You don't need to help me. 495 00:39:25.830 --> 00:39:27.098 But... 496 00:39:27.198 --> 00:39:28.733 What do you want, Richard? 497 00:39:35.206 --> 00:39:36.841 I'll be honest with you. 498 00:39:39.377 --> 00:39:41.112 I want to do a good deed. 499 00:39:41.212 --> 00:39:42.446 Huh! 500 00:39:42.546 --> 00:39:43.881 A what? 501 00:39:45.383 --> 00:39:46.751 A good deed. 502 00:39:52.890 --> 00:39:54.859 Miles. 503 00:39:54.925 --> 00:39:57.027 Birth of the Cool. 504 00:39:58.462 --> 00:39:59.463 What? 505 00:39:59.563 --> 00:40:00.564 It's a record. 506 00:40:00.631 --> 00:40:02.900 I'm a jazz nut. 507 00:40:02.967 --> 00:40:05.536 Bring me a copy next time you come. 508 00:40:06.237 --> 00:40:07.438 If you come. 509 00:40:12.543 --> 00:40:13.978 - 510 00:40:23.387 --> 00:40:25.289 -Quant'e bella! -Sì? 511 00:40:26.056 --> 00:40:28.259 It's so beautiful. 512 00:40:29.927 --> 00:40:31.962 We're gonna go down to Bamberger's. 513 00:40:32.062 --> 00:40:34.465 We're gonna fill the place with furniture. 514 00:40:35.933 --> 00:40:37.435 Madonna mia. 515 00:40:39.437 --> 00:40:40.504 Mmm. 516 00:40:42.773 --> 00:40:44.809 Could you give us a few minutes? 517 00:40:44.909 --> 00:40:46.243 You got it. 518 00:40:58.022 --> 00:41:00.524 Aunt Concetta says you've been looking for a job. 519 00:41:00.624 --> 00:41:04.195 At, uh, DiLorenzo Brothers Beauty Parlor. 520 00:41:04.295 --> 00:41:06.197 I cut hair back in Ariano. 521 00:41:06.297 --> 00:41:08.365 You don't need to do that. 522 00:41:08.466 --> 00:41:10.468 I want to keep taking care of you. 523 00:41:10.534 --> 00:41:14.805 But I like to work, Dickie. And America has so many work. 524 00:41:14.872 --> 00:41:18.209 Un giorno, I want to have my own beauty parlor. 525 00:41:18.309 --> 00:41:20.711 Well, you're not gonna work for those two fanooks. 526 00:41:21.779 --> 00:41:23.481 The DiLorenzos? 527 00:41:46.737 --> 00:41:48.305 Motherfucker. 528 00:41:48.372 --> 00:41:51.141 -I like that word. 529 00:41:51.208 --> 00:41:52.743 Motherfucker. 530 00:42:01.085 --> 00:42:02.419 Eighteen. Paul's birthday. 531 00:42:02.520 --> 00:42:04.188 We don't take Beatle birthdays. 532 00:42:04.255 --> 00:42:06.090 We'd go broke. 533 00:42:06.190 --> 00:42:09.593 Fuck it. Make it eight. Micky Dolenz. 534 00:42:09.693 --> 00:42:13.931 I dreamed about Whitey Ford last night. He wears number 16. 535 00:42:16.333 --> 00:42:18.202 The boys basketball team is playing St. Stephen's this afternoon. 536 00:42:18.269 --> 00:42:21.405 The high temperature today will be 53 degrees. 537 00:42:21.505 --> 00:42:25.509 Faculty advisory, absentees: 16. 538 00:42:25.576 --> 00:42:27.711 Sixteen, I hit the number! 539 00:42:29.580 --> 00:42:31.582 You gotta talk to him. 540 00:42:31.682 --> 00:42:33.584 Johnny should do it. - You're the only one he listens to. 541 00:42:33.684 --> 00:42:35.219 Johnny should do it. You're gonna see him visiting day. 542 00:42:35.286 --> 00:42:36.620 - Side door's open. 543 00:42:36.720 --> 00:42:38.122 Johnny's just gonna want to hit him, 544 00:42:38.222 --> 00:42:40.257 and he can't because of the glass partition 545 00:42:40.357 --> 00:42:42.293 and he's just gonna get frustrated. 546 00:42:44.061 --> 00:42:47.131 Hey, Jun'. -I got some Lady Schick blow dryers. 547 00:42:47.231 --> 00:42:49.600 Livia, take one for yourself. One for Janice. 548 00:42:49.700 --> 00:42:51.435 I got bigger problems than blow dryers. 549 00:42:51.535 --> 00:42:53.470 Anthony got kicked out of school. 550 00:42:53.571 --> 00:42:55.272 Let me go talk to him. 551 00:42:55.372 --> 00:42:57.474 I promised Johnny I'd take care of Tony while he was in jail. 552 00:42:57.575 --> 00:43:00.144 The way you talk, you just confuse him. 553 00:43:00.244 --> 00:43:01.946 He only listens to Dickie. 554 00:43:02.046 --> 00:43:03.981 Ma vaffanculo. 555 00:43:04.081 --> 00:43:06.750 Jun', leave me a blower for Joanne. 556 00:43:11.622 --> 00:43:12.923 What are you reading? 557 00:43:15.392 --> 00:43:18.596 Oh, can't you read a regular comic? 558 00:43:18.662 --> 00:43:20.631 You know, Superman, Jughead. 559 00:43:20.731 --> 00:43:23.133 It's about some Jewish girl and a knight. 560 00:43:23.233 --> 00:43:24.735 And Robin Hood's in it. 561 00:43:24.802 --> 00:43:28.172 I didn't know they had Jews back in the Middle Ages. 562 00:43:28.272 --> 00:43:30.307 Well... the Bible. 563 00:43:30.407 --> 00:43:33.510 Anyway, your mother asked me to talk to you, so... 564 00:43:33.611 --> 00:43:36.280 What, about getting suspended from school? 565 00:43:36.347 --> 00:43:38.349 Hey, put that down, huh? 566 00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:39.683 Sorry. 567 00:43:46.657 --> 00:43:49.860 You know I don't like to lean on you about stuff. 568 00:43:49.960 --> 00:43:53.430 But you can't start a gambling operation at school. 569 00:43:53.497 --> 00:43:54.932 I know that... 570 00:43:54.999 --> 00:43:56.266 now. 571 00:43:56.333 --> 00:43:58.535 Hey, don't bullshit me. You always knew it. 572 00:43:58.636 --> 00:44:00.704 And it's not just the gambling. It's everything. 573 00:44:00.804 --> 00:44:04.108 The cherry bombs at the YMCA, letting the air out of Mrs. Russo's tires... 574 00:44:04.174 --> 00:44:05.843 -I apologized to her! -You talk big about 575 00:44:05.943 --> 00:44:07.511 wanting to be on the football team in high school 576 00:44:07.611 --> 00:44:09.446 and you're smoking already? Oh! 577 00:44:09.513 --> 00:44:12.149 You gotta have a better attitude. 578 00:44:12.216 --> 00:44:14.852 With your father gone, your mother's got a lot on her plate. 579 00:44:14.952 --> 00:44:16.854 You gotta be good. 580 00:44:16.954 --> 00:44:19.390 I don't want to go through this again. 581 00:44:19.490 --> 00:44:21.058 I try to be good. 582 00:44:21.158 --> 00:44:24.561 I don't think so. Try harder. 583 00:44:28.899 --> 00:44:30.067 Pinky swear? 584 00:44:30.167 --> 00:44:31.468 Jesus. 585 00:44:31.535 --> 00:44:33.570 Hey, you don't talk to me like that. 586 00:44:33.671 --> 00:44:36.240 See, you're not listening. 587 00:44:36.340 --> 00:44:39.176 Fine. Pinky swear. 588 00:44:47.017 --> 00:44:48.652 All right. 589 00:44:51.055 --> 00:44:53.057 One time I went to Playland... 590 00:44:53.157 --> 00:44:56.393 I saw the cops shoot a friend of my dad's right in the back. 591 00:44:56.493 --> 00:45:00.831 Yeah, Chickie Sasso. He still can't move his bowels like normal. 592 00:45:04.234 --> 00:45:06.036 I don't want that to happen to me. 593 00:45:06.103 --> 00:45:09.273 And it won't, gagootz. Not while I'm around. 594 00:45:09.373 --> 00:45:11.909 We're gonna see that it don't. 595 00:45:30.794 --> 00:45:34.765 Junior. Junior. Where's Candy tonight? 596 00:45:34.865 --> 00:45:36.133 Migraine. 597 00:45:36.233 --> 00:45:37.935 Again with the migraine. 598 00:45:38.035 --> 00:45:40.070 Keep a close eye on that one. 599 00:45:40.137 --> 00:45:42.906 She keeps disappearing, she's probably fucking some Tom, Dick and Harry. 600 00:45:42.973 --> 00:45:44.641 -Found a new gravy train. - 601 00:45:44.742 --> 00:45:46.710 A guy checks into a hotel, calls up the front desk, 602 00:45:46.777 --> 00:45:49.913 "I got a leak in the sink." Clerk says, "Go ahead. 603 00:45:49.980 --> 00:45:52.416 -Customer's always right." - 604 00:45:52.483 --> 00:45:55.085 Yeah, that was funnier when Henny Youngman told it. 605 00:45:55.152 --> 00:45:57.154 No, no, don't... Don't. Just leave it the way it is. 606 00:45:57.254 --> 00:46:01.125 I wonder what the origin of the sobriquet "gravy train" is. 607 00:46:01.225 --> 00:46:03.327 They named it after the dog food. 608 00:46:03.427 --> 00:46:04.995 I don't know about you, Junior. 609 00:46:05.095 --> 00:46:07.331 Guy tells you your girlfriend's banging somebody else, 610 00:46:07.431 --> 00:46:09.833 you're worried about the origin of "gravy train"? 611 00:46:09.933 --> 00:46:12.069 Oh! - 612 00:46:12.136 --> 00:46:13.971 Oh, smile, my brother. 613 00:46:18.442 --> 00:46:19.843 White flight. 614 00:46:19.943 --> 00:46:22.579 Oh! It's Hopalong Che Si Dice. 615 00:46:22.646 --> 00:46:23.847 Whatever the fuck that means. 616 00:46:23.947 --> 00:46:27.584 Hey! Language. There's ladies here. 617 00:46:27.651 --> 00:46:29.186 What can I get you? 618 00:46:29.286 --> 00:46:32.156 Bartender's special tonight, for the ladies: Pink Squirrel. 619 00:46:32.256 --> 00:46:34.525 Courvoisier and Coke. Water back. 620 00:46:34.625 --> 00:46:37.694 That what they drink on the plantation? 621 00:46:39.496 --> 00:46:42.933 Oh, you didn't hear? We're off the plantation. 622 00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:45.769 We got wops digging ditches since they come over. 623 00:46:45.836 --> 00:46:47.437 Hey, come on. 624 00:47:00.150 --> 00:47:02.486 It's Dickie's business. Let it go, Paulie. 625 00:47:02.553 --> 00:47:04.655 What the fuck's the matter with you? 626 00:47:04.721 --> 00:47:06.523 You got a murder warrant over your head. 627 00:47:06.623 --> 00:47:09.026 I'm heading down south. North Carolina. 628 00:47:09.126 --> 00:47:11.061 So where's your mule? Get going. 629 00:47:11.161 --> 00:47:13.030 Thing is, I need to borrow some money. 630 00:47:13.130 --> 00:47:15.899 -How much? -A grand. 631 00:47:15.999 --> 00:47:19.369 All right, I'll tell you what. 632 00:47:21.071 --> 00:47:24.208 I'm gonna give you five C's. Yeah? 633 00:47:24.308 --> 00:47:26.677 It's my gift to you. You don't gotta give it back. 634 00:47:26.743 --> 00:47:28.579 No, I want to pay you back. 635 00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:30.581 Ah, it's better this way. You don't gotta be afraid to say hello to me, 636 00:47:30.681 --> 00:47:33.917 I don't gotta chase you down. Won't come between us. 637 00:47:34.017 --> 00:47:36.053 So I guess this is goodbye. 638 00:47:42.426 --> 00:47:44.862 Yeah, you said your goodbye, so go. 639 00:48:02.045 --> 00:48:06.850 You don't stare at those people. They don't like it. 640 00:48:15.559 --> 00:48:17.127 Brought you that record you wanted. 641 00:48:17.227 --> 00:48:20.030 Plus, a couple others I picked out. 642 00:48:20.097 --> 00:48:21.798 What's this? 643 00:48:21.899 --> 00:48:25.969 Al Hirt. Trumpet. He's on Carson all the time. 644 00:48:26.069 --> 00:48:28.939 It's not jazz. Take it back. 645 00:48:30.307 --> 00:48:32.075 These, too. 646 00:48:40.651 --> 00:48:42.319 So... 647 00:48:42.419 --> 00:48:44.154 you did your good deed. 648 00:48:44.254 --> 00:48:46.089 Well, don't put it like that. 649 00:48:47.157 --> 00:48:49.126 I plan to do a lot more. 650 00:48:51.161 --> 00:48:54.131 Your poor father, huh? 651 00:48:54.231 --> 00:48:59.436 He goes down to board up that Atta Boy business that he had... 652 00:48:59.503 --> 00:49:03.173 and he dies in that horrible way. 653 00:49:03.273 --> 00:49:05.008 It's just weird, though. 654 00:49:05.108 --> 00:49:06.576 What, weird? 655 00:49:06.643 --> 00:49:11.515 My brother's hands were soft. Like a baby's pishadeel. 656 00:49:11.615 --> 00:49:14.751 Always with the manicures, your father. 657 00:49:14.818 --> 00:49:16.486 Yeah, what's your point? 658 00:49:16.586 --> 00:49:21.124 He never touched a hammer or a board in his life. 659 00:49:29.866 --> 00:49:31.768 What's your problem? 660 00:49:36.306 --> 00:49:38.642 Well, for one thing... 661 00:49:38.709 --> 00:49:41.511 my wife, she can't get pregnant. 662 00:49:41.611 --> 00:49:45.048 You know, it takes a toll. I want a son so bad. 663 00:49:45.148 --> 00:49:46.650 What would you do? 664 00:49:47.317 --> 00:49:49.152 It's the wanting. 665 00:49:49.886 --> 00:49:51.221 Huh? 666 00:49:51.321 --> 00:49:54.558 The Buddhist will tell you: "All life is pain." 667 00:49:55.959 --> 00:49:59.062 Pain comes from always wanting things. 668 00:50:00.330 --> 00:50:02.132 A son is not a thing. 669 00:50:03.734 --> 00:50:05.402 It's the wanting. 670 00:50:10.874 --> 00:50:13.810 You know, Tone, we could still run that numbers game down at the fucking CYO. 671 00:50:13.877 --> 00:50:16.146 I got fucking suspended, I can't get in fucking trouble again. 672 00:50:16.213 --> 00:50:18.482 No. Fucking school will never know. 673 00:50:18.548 --> 00:50:20.083 I want to make it to the NFL someday. 674 00:50:20.183 --> 00:50:21.685 For that, I gotta go to college. 675 00:50:21.752 --> 00:50:23.854 So I gotta watch my fucking ass. 676 00:50:23.920 --> 00:50:26.723 My old man told me I gotta run his fucking restaurant when I grow up. 677 00:50:26.823 --> 00:50:28.658 What does your old man say? 678 00:50:28.725 --> 00:50:30.594 He says I gotta fucking rob your old man's restaurant. 679 00:50:32.429 --> 00:50:35.665 Do you know who I'd wanna be? Your Uncle Dickie. 680 00:50:35.732 --> 00:50:37.434 How he fucking dresses. 681 00:50:37.534 --> 00:50:40.937 He said he'd give me $500 if I graduate from fucking high school. 682 00:50:41.038 --> 00:50:42.439 Fuck, man. 683 00:50:46.043 --> 00:50:52.582 of circular time? 684 00:50:52.682 --> 00:50:59.389 has got you in its sway 685 00:50:59.456 --> 00:51:05.195 has got you in its sway 686 00:51:07.431 --> 00:51:09.299 The '60s ended. 687 00:51:09.399 --> 00:51:12.469 Neil Young gave that speech from the moon. 688 00:51:12.569 --> 00:51:16.106 Then came the RICO statutes around when I was born. 689 00:51:18.075 --> 00:51:20.210 I wish I had come before that. 690 00:51:22.979 --> 00:51:24.481 Hey, Uncle Dick. 691 00:51:24.581 --> 00:51:27.150 They're gonna be here soon. We gotta get inside and hide. 692 00:51:27.250 --> 00:51:30.554 Hey, Anthony, you go see Dirty Harry like I told you? 693 00:51:30.620 --> 00:51:33.990 "You gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky?" 694 00:51:34.091 --> 00:51:35.792 "Well, do you, punk?" 695 00:51:39.930 --> 00:51:41.298 Madonna. 696 00:51:42.999 --> 00:51:46.169 It's that old fig tree, in 'Lino's backyard. 697 00:51:46.269 --> 00:51:47.838 -Nothing changes. -Yeah. 698 00:51:52.476 --> 00:51:53.944 Nothing changes? 699 00:51:54.010 --> 00:51:56.746 That's... that's Poupette's house. 700 00:51:59.850 --> 00:52:01.685 -What are you mad at me for? -Ah, you... 701 00:52:01.785 --> 00:52:03.520 Mother... 702 00:52:03.620 --> 00:52:05.956 How did you let this happen? 703 00:52:06.022 --> 00:52:08.158 Oh, what do you want from me, Johnny? 704 00:52:08.258 --> 00:52:10.527 I had plenty on my shoulders taking care of things while you were in the joint. 705 00:52:10.627 --> 00:52:12.129 Yeah. 706 00:52:12.195 --> 00:52:14.264 Raising Anthony. The disaster with the Electricians Union. 707 00:52:14.331 --> 00:52:15.799 -Ah! -Your wife with the cramps. 708 00:52:15.866 --> 00:52:18.468 Boo-hoo-hoo! Look at Dickie Moltisanti. 709 00:52:18.535 --> 00:52:21.037 His father gets whacked, he steps up. 710 00:52:21.138 --> 00:52:23.440 Takes care of his family, takes care of all the business. 711 00:52:23.507 --> 00:52:26.643 Not a peep out of him. He's younger than you. 712 00:52:27.978 --> 00:52:29.112 Yeah. 713 00:52:29.179 --> 00:52:31.114 - Surprise! 714 00:52:31.181 --> 00:52:32.883 Jesus Christ. - There he is. 715 00:52:32.983 --> 00:52:35.118 All I want to do is bang my goomar, go to sleep. 716 00:52:35.185 --> 00:52:37.053 -Hey. -Good to see you. 717 00:52:37.154 --> 00:52:40.724 Hey, Paulie, how's your ma, huh? - Much better. 718 00:52:40.824 --> 00:52:41.958 Johnny. 719 00:52:42.025 --> 00:52:44.528 Hey, baby, how are you? Come here. 720 00:52:44.628 --> 00:52:47.397 Did the surprise work? 721 00:52:47.497 --> 00:52:49.499 You know, I'll tell you what surprised me. 722 00:52:49.566 --> 00:52:51.067 You got shiners on the block, huh? 723 00:52:51.168 --> 00:52:53.336 Oh, look at you. Not a pound. 724 00:52:53.403 --> 00:52:55.739 He's just a regular Charlton Heston. 725 00:52:55.839 --> 00:52:57.908 You come, you visit... 726 00:52:58.008 --> 00:53:01.011 But you don't tell me they moved in. On my street. 727 00:53:01.077 --> 00:53:02.245 He's a doctor. 728 00:53:02.345 --> 00:53:03.747 -A doctor. -He's not operating on me. 729 00:53:03.847 --> 00:53:05.682 You gotta berate me in front of everybody? 730 00:53:05.749 --> 00:53:06.650 Ah, Jesus. 731 00:53:06.716 --> 00:53:07.551 You know, just like always. 732 00:53:07.651 --> 00:53:08.585 Ah, va' a Napoli. 733 00:53:08.685 --> 00:53:09.853 Come on. 734 00:53:11.688 --> 00:53:13.757 Hi, Dad. 735 00:53:13.857 --> 00:53:15.325 What do you got on? 736 00:53:15.392 --> 00:53:17.661 Go upstairs, right now, put on some decent clothes. 737 00:53:17.727 --> 00:53:20.597 Johnny, it's what they're wearing nowadays. 738 00:53:20.697 --> 00:53:22.399 Go do what I said, Janice. 739 00:53:24.568 --> 00:53:27.370 Sweetie. You recognize your daddy, pumpkin? 740 00:53:27.437 --> 00:53:31.208 Yeah. That's it. Yeah. 741 00:53:31.274 --> 00:53:34.678 What's the matter with you? Go give your father a proper hello. Stunod! 742 00:53:34.744 --> 00:53:38.415 Come here. 743 00:53:41.685 --> 00:53:43.086 I missed you, Dad. 744 00:53:43.186 --> 00:53:45.522 I missed you too, kid. 745 00:53:45.589 --> 00:53:47.857 You know, I made your favorite pizza gain. 746 00:53:47.924 --> 00:53:49.893 Even though it's not Easter. 747 00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:52.762 I got everybody together. I dressed up. 748 00:53:52.862 --> 00:53:55.699 And you spit on it all, on me! 749 00:53:55.765 --> 00:53:58.068 I didn't invite the coloreds onto the block! 750 00:53:58.134 --> 00:53:59.736 Here we go. 751 00:53:59.803 --> 00:54:01.871 Livia, give him a break. He just did four years. 752 00:54:01.938 --> 00:54:03.440 I did four years! 753 00:54:14.618 --> 00:54:16.386 I missed your baked ziti, baby. 754 00:54:16.453 --> 00:54:19.389 I put extra veal bones in with the sausage. 755 00:54:21.157 --> 00:54:23.994 How about you, chooch? You gonna be a linebacker, huh? 756 00:54:24.094 --> 00:54:27.664 Coach says I'm gonna be starting. 757 00:54:27.764 --> 00:54:29.833 -He don't have the makings of a varsity athlete. - 758 00:54:29.933 --> 00:54:33.003 It was up to me, you wouldn't be playing at all, 759 00:54:33.103 --> 00:54:35.171 but you went ahead and you forged my signature. 760 00:54:35.272 --> 00:54:37.340 Nah, relax. 761 00:54:37.440 --> 00:54:38.675 He's not gonna get hurt. 762 00:54:38.775 --> 00:54:41.611 Here he is. Fresh from his nap. 763 00:54:41.678 --> 00:54:42.846 Joanne, Joanne... - Yeah? 764 00:54:42.946 --> 00:54:44.147 He hasn't met Johnny. 765 00:54:44.247 --> 00:54:45.515 Aw. 766 00:54:45.615 --> 00:54:46.650 Wow. 767 00:54:46.750 --> 00:54:49.185 Johnny, this is our Christopher. 768 00:54:52.155 --> 00:54:56.159 Hello, Christopher Moltisanti. It's your Uncle Johnny. 769 00:54:56.259 --> 00:54:57.761 I'm back from England. 770 00:54:59.129 --> 00:55:00.764 -Go with your daddy. -Come here. 771 00:55:00.830 --> 00:55:03.600 Oh! Bambolino! 772 00:55:03.667 --> 00:55:07.937 Finally, huh? Corrado, right? Got myself a son. 773 00:55:08.004 --> 00:55:08.972 Hi. 774 00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:11.141 I hear he's slow with the talking. 775 00:55:11.207 --> 00:55:12.809 Hi, Christopher, hello! 776 00:55:12.876 --> 00:55:14.177 -Oh! 777 00:55:14.277 --> 00:55:16.279 What's the matter? Don't cry. It's only me, 778 00:55:16.346 --> 00:55:17.847 -your Uncle Tony. - Oh! 779 00:55:17.947 --> 00:55:19.215 -What's wrong. Cootchie-coo! - Oh! Oh! 780 00:55:19.316 --> 00:55:20.984 Okay. All right. All right. 781 00:55:21.051 --> 00:55:24.020 You know, every time you're near him he cries like this. 782 00:55:24.120 --> 00:55:25.722 I didn't do anything. 783 00:55:27.891 --> 00:55:29.959 What happened? - 784 00:55:30.026 --> 00:55:31.161 It's okay. 785 00:55:31.227 --> 00:55:32.862 Look at that. 786 00:55:32.962 --> 00:55:35.632 I don't know what it is, it's like I scare him or something. 787 00:55:35.699 --> 00:55:39.569 Some babies, when they come into the world, 788 00:55:39.669 --> 00:55:43.173 know all kinds of things from the other side. 789 00:55:54.718 --> 00:55:59.723 Night descends As the sun's light ends 790 00:55:59.823 --> 00:56:03.059 And Black comes back, to blend again 791 00:56:03.159 --> 00:56:05.228 -Wake up, nigga - Yes! 792 00:56:05.328 --> 00:56:07.030 And with the death of the sun 793 00:56:07.097 --> 00:56:07.997 Wake up 794 00:56:08.064 --> 00:56:09.899 Night and blackness become one 795 00:56:09.999 --> 00:56:11.267 Wake up 796 00:56:11.368 --> 00:56:13.002 -Blackness being you - Wake up, nigga 797 00:56:13.069 --> 00:56:16.039 Peeping through the red The white, and the blue 798 00:56:16.106 --> 00:56:18.108 Dreaming of bars, Black civilizations 799 00:56:18.208 --> 00:56:19.776 That once flourished and grew 800 00:56:19.876 --> 00:56:20.944 -Wake up, nigga -Hey! 801 00:56:21.044 --> 00:56:22.879 Wake up, niggas, or y'all through! 802 00:56:22.946 --> 00:56:25.215 He's right. He's right. 803 00:56:25.281 --> 00:56:27.717 Drowning in the puddles Of the white man's spit 804 00:56:27.784 --> 00:56:28.952 Wake up 805 00:56:29.052 --> 00:56:30.286 As you pause for some drawers 806 00:56:30.387 --> 00:56:31.921 -In the midst of shit - Wake up 807 00:56:32.021 --> 00:56:35.024 And ain't got nothing to save your funky-ass with 808 00:56:35.091 --> 00:56:37.394 -Wake up, nigga -You cool, fool 809 00:56:37.460 --> 00:56:39.796 Sipping on a menthol cigarette 'round midnight 810 00:56:39.896 --> 00:56:42.732 Wake up - Rapping about how the Big Apple is outta sight 811 00:56:42.799 --> 00:56:44.901 Wake up - When you ain't never had a bite 812 00:56:44.968 --> 00:56:45.935 Wake up 813 00:56:46.035 --> 00:56:48.605 Who are you fooling? Me, you? 814 00:56:48.705 --> 00:56:51.307 Wake up, niggas, or we're all through! 815 00:56:51.408 --> 00:56:54.144 - Yeah! Yeah! 816 00:57:04.120 --> 00:57:07.424 That's some inspirational shit. Even the speeches. 817 00:57:09.492 --> 00:57:11.728 This decides me. 818 00:57:11.795 --> 00:57:14.497 Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna start my own book. 819 00:57:14.597 --> 00:57:15.665 You're gonna do what? 820 00:57:15.765 --> 00:57:17.267 We're gonna start... 821 00:57:18.635 --> 00:57:21.905 first Black numbers bank in the Central Ward. 822 00:57:25.608 --> 00:57:30.346 Nigga, you talking about facing down the motherfucking mafia. 823 00:57:30.447 --> 00:57:32.248 Frank Lucas will be my backer. 824 00:57:32.315 --> 00:57:35.018 He's got money up his ass from the skag. 825 00:57:35.118 --> 00:57:36.352 You know the Dope King? 826 00:57:36.453 --> 00:57:38.087 Down home. 827 00:57:38.154 --> 00:57:40.457 Country boys. 828 00:57:40.523 --> 00:57:43.693 This ain't Greensboro, North Cackalacky. 829 00:57:43.793 --> 00:57:46.529 The Italians got soldiers over there. 830 00:57:46.629 --> 00:57:48.131 Okay? That's what they call 'em. 831 00:57:48.198 --> 00:57:51.201 What... what's the matter, you ain't no soldier? 832 00:57:51.301 --> 00:57:53.136 Never thought about myself that way, no. 833 00:57:53.203 --> 00:57:54.304 Well, think about it. 834 00:57:56.773 --> 00:58:00.009 Right. "He's got a gun," you think, "and I haven't." 835 00:58:00.109 --> 00:58:01.444 You figure it's the gun. 836 00:58:02.512 --> 00:58:04.481 Well, listen, soldier. 837 00:58:04.547 --> 00:58:07.884 Thousands of guys got guns, but there's only one Johnny Rocco! 838 00:58:07.984 --> 00:58:09.953 How do you account for it? 839 00:58:10.019 --> 00:58:12.021 Well, he knows what he wants. Don't you, Rocco? 840 00:58:12.121 --> 00:58:13.957 -Sure. - What's that? 841 00:58:14.023 --> 00:58:15.992 Tell him, Rocco. 842 00:58:16.059 --> 00:58:17.393 Well, I want, uh... 843 00:58:17.494 --> 00:58:20.063 He wants more. Don't you, Rocco? 844 00:58:20.163 --> 00:58:21.898 Yeah, that's it. More. 845 00:58:21.998 --> 00:58:23.733 That's right, I want more. 846 00:58:23.833 --> 00:58:27.904 Here. Why don't you buy you and your friends some of those... 847 00:58:28.004 --> 00:58:29.739 McDonald's. 848 00:58:29.839 --> 00:58:31.574 -The burgers? -Yeah. 849 00:58:31.674 --> 00:58:33.309 - You, do you know what you want? 850 00:58:33.376 --> 00:58:35.178 Yes, and I had hopes once, but... 851 00:58:35.245 --> 00:58:37.247 Hopes for what? 852 00:58:37.347 --> 00:58:40.483 A world in which there's no place for Johnny Rocco. 853 00:58:40.550 --> 00:58:43.553 Okay, soldier, you can make your hopes come true. 854 00:58:44.521 --> 00:58:46.422 But you gotta die for it. 855 00:58:46.523 --> 00:58:48.525 See where I'm aiming? Right at your belly. 856 00:58:49.559 --> 00:58:51.094 Go ahead, shoot. 857 00:58:54.264 --> 00:58:57.033 -Your turn, Daddy. - All right. 858 00:59:05.441 --> 00:59:08.578 Hey, Hopalong Che Si Dice. 859 00:59:10.213 --> 00:59:12.248 Oh, fuck. 860 00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:18.288 How's it going, Harold? 861 00:59:18.388 --> 00:59:20.623 Cyril, how's your ass? 862 00:59:21.925 --> 00:59:23.092 How you doing, son? 863 00:59:24.561 --> 00:59:26.362 I'm taking my nephew to the Yankees game. 864 00:59:28.398 --> 00:59:30.867 Is something funny back there? 865 00:59:30.934 --> 00:59:32.569 Sorry, Uncle Dick. 866 00:59:32.635 --> 00:59:34.704 No, really, I'm sorry! 867 00:59:34.771 --> 00:59:36.139 You fuckstick. 868 00:59:36.239 --> 00:59:37.974 I heard your ass was back in Jersey. 869 00:59:38.074 --> 00:59:39.943 You still got that warrant over your head? 870 00:59:40.043 --> 00:59:43.246 Lead detective died. Nobody gives a shit. 871 00:59:43.313 --> 00:59:44.914 Leon Overall had been a white boy, 872 00:59:44.981 --> 00:59:47.150 it'd be a whole different story. 873 00:59:47.250 --> 00:59:50.954 Hey, Harold, how 'bout you come around, talk to me over here. 874 00:59:58.761 --> 01:00:00.964 When are you gonna come back and work for me again? 875 01:00:02.298 --> 01:00:06.002 Got stuff of my own percolating. 876 01:00:06.102 --> 01:00:08.671 While you're waiting for that Maxwell House to boil... 877 01:00:29.792 --> 01:00:31.828 Hey, how much he give you? 878 01:00:34.430 --> 01:00:36.833 Like I'm a fucking Pullman porter. 879 01:00:36.933 --> 01:00:38.668 Man, it's $100. 880 01:00:44.140 --> 01:00:46.943 I need to see the lease. 881 01:00:47.977 --> 01:00:48.878 Here you go. 882 01:00:48.978 --> 01:00:50.013 Thank you. 883 01:00:51.814 --> 01:00:54.217 Due per cento increase every year. 884 01:00:54.317 --> 01:00:56.386 Six and a half years still. 885 01:00:56.486 --> 01:00:57.520 Right? 886 01:00:57.620 --> 01:00:58.821 -I like. -Yeah. 887 01:01:00.490 --> 01:01:01.724 It's Dionne Warwick. 888 01:01:01.824 --> 01:01:03.960 Comes from right over here in South Orange. 889 01:01:04.027 --> 01:01:05.495 I love Dionne Warwick. 890 01:01:05.561 --> 01:01:07.030 Me, too. 891 01:01:07.130 --> 01:01:10.033 I wonder where she gets her hair done. 892 01:01:10.133 --> 01:01:12.869 Probably some fancy place in Beverly Hills. 893 01:01:12.969 --> 01:01:16.372 I bet she pays $100. Oof! Marone! 894 01:01:16.472 --> 01:01:18.708 I should move to Beverly's Hill. 895 01:01:19.676 --> 01:01:21.811 Where'd you learn to do hair? 896 01:01:21.878 --> 01:01:23.746 I learned from mia mamma. 897 01:01:23.846 --> 01:01:25.515 -Mmm. -My... 898 01:01:25.581 --> 01:01:28.985 She had a chair in the front room. 899 01:01:29.052 --> 01:01:33.222 Women would come, and I sweep up. 900 01:01:33.322 --> 01:01:34.257 And I watch. 901 01:01:34.357 --> 01:01:35.758 Oh, how wonderful. 902 01:01:35.858 --> 01:01:38.061 But that's not the life I want for me. 903 01:01:38.161 --> 01:01:39.662 -Mmm. -Over there, 904 01:01:39.729 --> 01:01:41.831 you get old so fast. 905 01:01:41.898 --> 01:01:45.001 Ten children and a big, black dress. 906 01:01:45.068 --> 01:01:46.703 You know, over there, 907 01:01:46.769 --> 01:01:48.938 I wanted to be a priest. 908 01:01:49.038 --> 01:01:51.941 -You mean "nun." -No, no, priest. 909 01:01:52.041 --> 01:01:54.510 Nuns have to do what they told. 910 01:01:54.577 --> 01:01:58.081 The priest is the boss. Capo. 911 01:02:00.750 --> 01:02:03.252 So you never tried the convent, huh? 912 01:02:03.352 --> 01:02:05.221 Not for me. 913 01:02:05.288 --> 01:02:08.891 I could not stand the silence. No male. 914 01:02:08.958 --> 01:02:10.293 No, yeah. 915 01:02:10.393 --> 01:02:15.098 You wind up doing... push-ups in the asparagus garden. 916 01:02:15.198 --> 01:02:16.299 You know? 917 01:02:21.804 --> 01:02:22.705 What's so funny? 918 01:02:22.772 --> 01:02:24.574 Nuns. 919 01:02:24.640 --> 01:02:27.110 Yeah. They weren't so funny when they were hitting me with a ruler. 920 01:02:29.078 --> 01:02:31.714 First thing you gotta do is look at the lease. Is that, uh, the lease? 921 01:02:31.781 --> 01:02:33.316 We already look at the lease. 922 01:02:33.416 --> 01:02:34.784 It's good. 923 01:02:34.884 --> 01:02:37.053 Oh, yeah? I'm gonna look it over. 924 01:02:42.825 --> 01:02:46.596 Two percent increase a year, six years still remaining. 925 01:02:46.662 --> 01:02:49.398 There's just one thing I want to make better. 926 01:02:50.066 --> 01:02:50.933 Oh, yeah? 927 01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:52.602 -New sinks. -Hmm. 928 01:02:53.436 --> 01:02:55.004 Those are disgust. 929 01:02:55.104 --> 01:02:58.674 We can do that, sure. 930 01:02:58.775 --> 01:03:00.576 This is some fantastic salsicce. 931 01:03:00.643 --> 01:03:02.078 Guarda basso. 932 01:03:04.981 --> 01:03:07.517 I am worried about the fucking boiler, though. 933 01:03:07.617 --> 01:03:09.418 Looked like shit. 934 01:03:09.485 --> 01:03:10.920 Inspector says it's fine. 935 01:03:10.987 --> 01:03:13.456 Okay, okay. But the thing about remodeling is, 936 01:03:13.523 --> 01:03:15.258 you start with the sinks and then you go, 937 01:03:15.324 --> 01:03:16.359 "We might as well do this other thing while we're at it." 938 01:03:16.459 --> 01:03:17.326 It spins out of control. 939 01:03:17.426 --> 01:03:18.294 Ah. 940 01:03:20.096 --> 01:03:22.532 We don't want to be pouring good money after bad. 941 01:03:24.267 --> 01:03:26.469 Can you stop eating for one minute? 942 01:03:28.137 --> 01:03:31.607 Finisci di mangiare poi stammi a sentire. 943 01:03:31.674 --> 01:03:35.311 No capisce, but I'm all fuckin' ears. 944 01:03:35.378 --> 01:03:37.847 So we're not going to buy it for me, the beauty parlor? 945 01:03:37.947 --> 01:03:41.217 All I'm saying, I don't want us walking into a stupid situation. 946 01:03:41.317 --> 01:03:42.618 You think I'm stupid? 947 01:03:42.685 --> 01:03:44.554 Oh, let me ask you, what are you, on the rag? 948 01:03:44.654 --> 01:03:48.057 Every time I say something you don't like, you ask me if I'm... 949 01:03:48.157 --> 01:03:49.859 il marchese. 950 01:03:49.959 --> 01:03:53.296 First you tell me to find a store I can turn into beauty parlor. 951 01:03:53.362 --> 01:03:55.398 I do that. You say it looks good. 952 01:03:55.498 --> 01:03:59.168 Then you say, "No, let's buy a place already a beauty parlor." 953 01:03:59.235 --> 01:04:01.704 I find this place. Now the boiler! 954 01:04:01.804 --> 01:04:03.973 Sweetheart, why are we arguing about fucking plumbing? 955 01:04:04.040 --> 01:04:06.576 I always want to do right by you! 956 01:04:06.676 --> 01:04:08.744 You know, I love you! 957 01:04:08.845 --> 01:04:10.179 Io ti voglio piu bene di quanto tu ne vuoi a me, lo vuoi capire o no? 958 01:04:10.246 --> 01:04:11.547 You know I don't speak Italian! 959 01:04:11.647 --> 01:04:13.316 Maybe you should learn! 960 01:04:13.382 --> 01:04:14.584 Oh, where you going? 961 01:04:14.684 --> 01:04:17.019 To put on a robe. I'm cold. 962 01:04:38.574 --> 01:04:40.710 Better hurry up. Pot roast night. 963 01:04:40.776 --> 01:04:42.545 Right. You know Wednesdays I gotta go home. 964 01:04:42.612 --> 01:04:44.013 And what are you getting so pissy about? 965 01:04:44.080 --> 01:04:45.948 Why did I make the sausage? 966 01:04:47.283 --> 01:04:48.584 To make me happy? 967 01:04:49.585 --> 01:04:51.053 Because I love it? 968 01:04:51.120 --> 01:04:53.356 But it's not as good as Joanne's fucking pot roast. 969 01:04:53.422 --> 01:04:55.391 Oh, you're digging at Joanne again. 970 01:04:55.458 --> 01:04:56.559 I hate her. 971 01:04:56.626 --> 01:05:00.229 Of course you do. It's only natural. 972 01:05:00.296 --> 01:05:03.032 Go home and eat. I don't want the beauty salon. 973 01:05:03.099 --> 01:05:04.300 No, vaffanculo. 974 01:05:04.400 --> 01:05:05.735 Motherfucker! 975 01:05:07.637 --> 01:05:09.438 You think you know everything! 976 01:05:32.628 --> 01:05:34.330 Jackie, you drive stick? 977 01:05:34.430 --> 01:05:35.898 -Fuck no. -I do! 978 01:05:35.965 --> 01:05:36.832 You drive. 979 01:05:36.933 --> 01:05:38.801 Grab his arm, hold him down. 980 01:05:39.635 --> 01:05:41.137 Fucking punks! 981 01:05:47.443 --> 01:05:49.412 We're gonna get in so much fucking trouble! 982 01:05:49.478 --> 01:05:51.747 My father's gonna use the belt on me! 983 01:05:51.814 --> 01:05:53.482 You little shit! 984 01:05:53.582 --> 01:05:57.987 If anybody tells anybody about this, next time we use the belt. 985 01:05:58.087 --> 01:06:01.691 stand back, 986 01:06:01.791 --> 01:06:07.530 Ah, don't worry 'bout me, babe 987 01:06:07.630 --> 01:06:10.533 Oh! Come here! Free ice cream! 988 01:06:16.839 --> 01:06:18.541 Here, here. 989 01:06:21.310 --> 01:06:22.712 Get more of it. 990 01:06:27.149 --> 01:06:30.052 Here, here. Here you go. Here you go. 991 01:06:30.152 --> 01:06:33.489 How 'bout this one? There you go, sweetheart. 992 01:06:36.492 --> 01:06:38.461 That manicott at Vesuvio's is so rich. 993 01:06:38.527 --> 01:06:40.830 How'd you hear about them throwing Mister Softee a beating? 994 01:06:40.896 --> 01:06:43.065 His cousin Tony Blundetto told Janice. 995 01:06:43.165 --> 01:06:45.301 I was down in the islands when he pulled that shit. 996 01:06:45.368 --> 01:06:48.237 If I was home, I'd have given him a schiaffo he'd never forget. 997 01:06:48.337 --> 01:06:50.006 What's he want to be when he gets older? 998 01:06:50.072 --> 01:06:52.408 Thinks he's gonna be a football player. 999 01:06:52.508 --> 01:06:55.845 He's good. I don't think he's pro material. 1000 01:06:55.911 --> 01:06:57.546 What do you think, Dick? 1001 01:06:57.646 --> 01:07:00.549 Probably not. But who knows, he puts on a few pounds, 1002 01:07:00.649 --> 01:07:02.351 four years of college ball... 1003 01:07:02.418 --> 01:07:04.320 He should go to work for my cousin Frank 1004 01:07:04.387 --> 01:07:06.088 in the patio furniture business. 1005 01:07:06.188 --> 01:07:07.390 Here we go with that tune. 1006 01:07:07.490 --> 01:07:08.858 So maybe he's not a ball player, but Li, 1007 01:07:08.924 --> 01:07:10.159 you don't wanna step on the kid's dream. 1008 01:07:10.226 --> 01:07:11.560 You always take his side. 1009 01:07:11.660 --> 01:07:13.929 Look, you give him the best advice you can, 1010 01:07:14.030 --> 01:07:16.732 you lead by example, he'll make the right decision. 1011 01:07:16.832 --> 01:07:19.101 This kid's got what it takes. That's what I'm saying. 1012 01:07:19.201 --> 01:07:21.937 We all do things like that when we're kids, right? 1013 01:07:22.038 --> 01:07:23.773 Beat up the Mister Softee man. 1014 01:07:23.873 --> 01:07:27.076 If my Christopher grew up to be like Tony, I'd be goddamn proud of him. 1015 01:07:27.176 --> 01:07:28.844 I told him the other day, I said, 1016 01:07:28.911 --> 01:07:31.247 "You play football for a career, it doesn't last long. 1017 01:07:31.347 --> 01:07:34.250 You wind up an old crippled man by the time you're 32." 1018 01:07:34.350 --> 01:07:37.887 Bobby Piocosta, he's a junior, on Anthony's team. 1019 01:07:37.953 --> 01:07:40.289 He fractured his shoulder last week. 1020 01:07:40.389 --> 01:07:41.924 The mother was hysterical. 1021 01:07:42.024 --> 01:07:44.126 They had to take him to a specialist at St. Barnabas. 1022 01:07:44.226 --> 01:07:45.861 You think the school's gonna pay for that? 1023 01:07:45.928 --> 01:07:47.797 That's some Christmas present, huh? 1024 01:07:47.897 --> 01:07:51.367 Having your kid laid up. He can't help outside, hang the decorations. 1025 01:07:51.434 --> 01:07:53.135 He can't help shovel the walk... 1026 01:08:05.414 --> 01:08:06.949 Don't give me that look. 1027 01:08:31.774 --> 01:08:33.943 I though it will be different. 1028 01:08:35.911 --> 01:08:36.846 What? 1029 01:08:38.647 --> 01:08:40.649 Make love with a Black man. 1030 01:08:41.951 --> 01:08:42.918 Is it? 1031 01:08:45.254 --> 01:08:46.122 No. 1032 01:08:49.291 --> 01:08:52.361 It's all about Italian men, huh? 1033 01:08:52.461 --> 01:08:55.197 There's stories about Dean Martin and Rossano Brazzi, 1034 01:08:55.297 --> 01:08:56.799 how they're great lovers. 1035 01:08:58.467 --> 01:08:59.702 If you feed them. 1036 01:09:02.538 --> 01:09:04.206 Oh! 1037 01:09:04.306 --> 01:09:07.877 You gotta give Dickie his meatballs and his noodles. 1038 01:09:07.977 --> 01:09:10.012 I'm Dickie's comare. 1039 01:09:13.616 --> 01:09:17.386 Dickie and his friends, they like their women to stay at home. 1040 01:09:17.486 --> 01:09:19.388 Don't go out. 1041 01:09:19.488 --> 01:09:21.524 Wait on them, hand and feet. 1042 01:09:24.727 --> 01:09:26.996 I'd stack my bread if you were my girl. 1043 01:09:28.697 --> 01:09:30.232 You want to have your own beauty parlor? 1044 01:09:30.332 --> 01:09:32.902 Knock yourself out. I'd even back it. 1045 01:09:33.002 --> 01:09:34.970 You want your woman to work? 1046 01:09:35.037 --> 01:09:37.239 No, but I'd be real proud of her. 1047 01:09:38.374 --> 01:09:40.509 Owning a business. 1048 01:09:40.576 --> 01:09:43.012 My mama used to take in the washing. 1049 01:09:44.680 --> 01:09:46.815 I always respected her for that. 1050 01:09:54.056 --> 01:09:58.260 Dickie says colored men don't have no head for making money. 1051 01:10:11.407 --> 01:10:13.676 Well, that's what we're gonna find out. 1052 01:10:27.590 --> 01:10:30.926 You will not be able to stay home brother! 1053 01:10:31.026 --> 01:10:33.229 Four, two, seven. 1054 01:10:33.295 --> 01:10:34.697 Box it for me? 1055 01:10:34.763 --> 01:10:36.632 You know, another nurse hit the number last night. 1056 01:10:36.732 --> 01:10:37.933 Big time. 1057 01:10:38.033 --> 01:10:39.802 Damn. Who was it? 1058 01:10:39.902 --> 01:10:41.904 What do I know, it was up in the First Ward. 1059 01:10:41.971 --> 01:10:43.639 It was, uh... It was St. Michaels. 1060 01:10:43.739 --> 01:10:46.642 That jinxes it for me. 1061 01:10:46.742 --> 01:10:48.377 The revolution will not be brought to you 1062 01:10:48.444 --> 01:10:50.546 by the Schaefer Award Theatre. 1063 01:10:50.613 --> 01:10:54.116 And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia. 1064 01:10:56.252 --> 01:10:58.954 See, the law of averages say you got the same chance of hitting 1065 01:10:59.054 --> 01:11:00.322 as any two random people. 1066 01:11:00.422 --> 01:11:02.258 Yeah, but two people at the same time 1067 01:11:02.324 --> 01:11:04.059 don't have the same chance of winning. 1068 01:11:04.126 --> 01:11:05.561 That's the law of averages. 1069 01:11:05.628 --> 01:11:08.130 That's a fallacy, Ms. Johnson. It's all random. 1070 01:11:08.230 --> 01:11:09.765 You don't understand fate. 1071 01:11:13.335 --> 01:11:15.137 What do you got for me, professor? 1072 01:11:17.473 --> 01:11:18.474 See you tomorrow. 1073 01:11:25.914 --> 01:11:28.117 Tomorrow there'll be a brother here for the pickup. 1074 01:11:30.352 --> 01:11:32.288 No more whitey's cut. 1075 01:11:40.362 --> 01:11:41.830 What the fuck, man? 1076 01:11:45.367 --> 01:11:47.836 The revolution will be live. 1077 01:11:55.978 --> 01:12:01.116 And this Black guy, Harold McBrayer, popped one of my guys. 1078 01:12:01.183 --> 01:12:03.052 He used to be a runner of mine. 1079 01:12:03.152 --> 01:12:05.454 We don't know who ordered it. We can't find McBrayer. 1080 01:12:06.655 --> 01:12:08.791 So what do you want from me? 1081 01:12:08.857 --> 01:12:11.860 I was thinking maybe you could ask in here. 1082 01:12:11.960 --> 01:12:13.962 Nation of Islam, talk to Alonzo Turner, 1083 01:12:14.029 --> 01:12:15.564 see if any of them knows anything. 1084 01:12:15.664 --> 01:12:18.067 I don't talk to people in here. 1085 01:12:19.535 --> 01:12:21.170 I mostly read all day. 1086 01:12:25.240 --> 01:12:27.676 How you doing on your merit badges? 1087 01:12:30.479 --> 01:12:33.082 I'm coaching a beep baseball team. 1088 01:12:33.182 --> 01:12:34.683 A who? 1089 01:12:34.750 --> 01:12:37.886 It's baseball. For blind kids. 1090 01:12:39.555 --> 01:12:41.023 Get the fuck outta here. 1091 01:12:41.090 --> 01:12:42.591 No, for real. 1092 01:12:52.701 --> 01:12:54.403 Run, run, run, come on! 1093 01:12:54.503 --> 01:12:55.904 Shortstop, left! 1094 01:12:57.339 --> 01:12:59.274 -Attaboy! 1095 01:12:59.375 --> 01:13:02.578 Way to go, Coach. Our boys looked sterling out there today. 1096 01:13:02.678 --> 01:13:06.081 Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? 1097 01:13:06.181 --> 01:13:10.052 Coach Moltisanti! Coach Moltisanti! 1098 01:13:10.119 --> 01:13:11.620 You're a saint! 1099 01:14:01.437 --> 01:14:03.739 Oh, shit! - Gun! 1100 01:14:06.642 --> 01:14:08.677 Where's Harold? 1101 01:14:08.777 --> 01:14:11.013 In your mother's fat guinea ass. 1102 01:14:11.113 --> 01:14:12.681 You take that back! 1103 01:14:12.781 --> 01:14:14.983 Who put him up to it, Angelo Salerno? 1104 01:14:15.684 --> 01:14:17.186 Anthony Bello? 1105 01:14:17.286 --> 01:14:18.787 Chef Boyardee. 1106 01:14:20.255 --> 01:14:22.024 -Come. - 1107 01:14:23.759 --> 01:14:25.027 Put him on the table! 1108 01:14:26.929 --> 01:14:28.764 Pussy, grab his legs. 1109 01:14:31.500 --> 01:14:34.203 What are you gonna do, rotate my tires? 1110 01:14:37.473 --> 01:14:39.208 Dick, I just got this jacket. 1111 01:14:42.978 --> 01:14:43.879 You... 1112 01:14:45.981 --> 01:14:47.449 Open! 1113 01:14:47.516 --> 01:14:48.383 What about it? 1114 01:14:48.484 --> 01:14:49.551 Fuck you! 1115 01:14:55.123 --> 01:14:56.058 Stop for a minute! 1116 01:14:56.158 --> 01:14:58.193 God damn it! 1117 01:14:58.293 --> 01:15:00.729 Oh! I don't fucking... 1118 01:15:01.663 --> 01:15:03.232 -So? - 1119 01:15:05.234 --> 01:15:07.736 Harold! Harold McBrayer! 1120 01:15:07.836 --> 01:15:09.304 I asked you whose idea it was! 1121 01:15:09.371 --> 01:15:12.641 I told you! It was Harold! Nobody put him up to it! 1122 01:15:12.708 --> 01:15:13.842 Oh. 1123 01:15:33.228 --> 01:15:35.163 The fucker acted on his own? 1124 01:15:36.865 --> 01:15:37.933 All right, Dickie. 1125 01:15:38.033 --> 01:15:39.902 - Go get it. 1126 01:15:42.538 --> 01:15:46.608 That fall, Johnny moved to the suburbs, the Black thing. 1127 01:15:46.708 --> 01:15:49.945 And he was seriously earning. 1128 01:15:50.045 --> 01:15:53.115 This move made Tony half a pussy, in my estimation. 1129 01:15:55.217 --> 01:15:58.020 What made you think it was a good idea 1130 01:15:58.086 --> 01:16:00.455 to steal the answers to the geometry test? 1131 01:16:02.391 --> 01:16:05.761 I didn't study, and, uh, I needed to pass, 1132 01:16:05.861 --> 01:16:08.430 so I could stay on the football team. 1133 01:16:08.530 --> 01:16:09.865 You know, 1134 01:16:09.932 --> 01:16:11.867 you got Charlie Nodzak in trouble, too, 1135 01:16:11.934 --> 01:16:14.903 when you paid him for the answers. 1136 01:16:14.970 --> 01:16:17.372 Well, he was the only kid I knew on the mimeo squad. 1137 01:16:17.439 --> 01:16:20.242 Well, Charlie was on the honor roll. 1138 01:16:20.309 --> 01:16:22.411 And you're missing the point. 1139 01:16:22.477 --> 01:16:24.613 You know stealing the tests was wrong. 1140 01:16:26.882 --> 01:16:28.717 Yeah, I guess so. 1141 01:16:28.784 --> 01:16:30.552 But if you're gonna kick me out of school, 1142 01:16:30.619 --> 01:16:33.221 I mean, you should just do it, instead of us talking about it. 1143 01:16:35.591 --> 01:16:37.593 You talk a lot at home? 1144 01:16:39.828 --> 01:16:41.096 I don't know. 1145 01:16:43.298 --> 01:16:47.502 Well, your dad, for example, what does he talk to you about? 1146 01:16:50.772 --> 01:16:51.807 The lawn. 1147 01:16:52.774 --> 01:16:54.109 What about the lawn? 1148 01:16:55.344 --> 01:16:57.179 I don't know, 1149 01:16:57.279 --> 01:17:01.249 he goes to Yankee Stadium and he comes home and says our lawn looks crummy. 1150 01:17:01.316 --> 01:17:05.420 What about your mother? Is she someone who likes to talk a lot? 1151 01:17:07.289 --> 01:17:08.357 I guess so. 1152 01:17:10.959 --> 01:17:11.827 Well... 1153 01:17:12.995 --> 01:17:14.796 what makes her happy? 1154 01:17:15.530 --> 01:17:16.632 Happy? 1155 01:17:16.698 --> 01:17:17.933 My mother? 1156 01:17:23.438 --> 01:17:25.440 Let's go, Anthony. 1157 01:17:25.507 --> 01:17:28.810 I wonder if I could talk to you for a moment alone, Mrs. Soprano? 1158 01:17:29.811 --> 01:17:31.279 Well, it's gonna have to be fast, 1159 01:17:31.346 --> 01:17:32.981 'cause I'm parked at the hydrant. 1160 01:17:38.487 --> 01:17:40.622 On the basis of the Stanford-Binet, 1161 01:17:40.689 --> 01:17:43.225 he's high IQ, but you know that. 1162 01:17:43.325 --> 01:17:47.129 You can't prove it by me. He's got a D-plus average. 1163 01:17:47.195 --> 01:17:51.667 Well, that's because he doesn't apply himself, but he is smart. 1164 01:17:51.733 --> 01:17:58.507 There's a big difference between a smart person and a smart aleck. 1165 01:17:58.573 --> 01:18:03.745 I also administered the Briggs-Myer personality inventory just now, 1166 01:18:03.845 --> 01:18:06.181 and the results tell us, he's a leader. 1167 01:18:07.482 --> 01:18:11.086 "Enthusiastic, insightful, playful." 1168 01:18:11.186 --> 01:18:13.822 Ah, you're talking through your hat. 1169 01:18:16.992 --> 01:18:19.594 He did tell me one thing I'd like to share with you. 1170 01:18:19.695 --> 01:18:22.230 But it's gotta be fast, because I'm still at the hydrant. 1171 01:18:22.330 --> 01:18:23.932 Do you remember a children's book called 1172 01:18:24.032 --> 01:18:25.400 -Sutter's Mill? -No. 1173 01:18:25.500 --> 01:18:28.070 About the gold rush in California? 1174 01:18:28.170 --> 01:18:30.839 Yeah, maybe I do. Yeah? 1175 01:18:30.906 --> 01:18:35.043 He told me about a night your husband was... away. 1176 01:18:37.212 --> 01:18:39.414 And you got in the bed with Anthony and hugged him. 1177 01:18:46.888 --> 01:18:48.123 He said that? 1178 01:18:48.223 --> 01:18:51.860 No, his exact words were you "snuggled up close." 1179 01:19:00.235 --> 01:19:03.638 Yeah. Yeah, I remember that now. 1180 01:19:03.739 --> 01:19:06.141 You read to him from that book. 1181 01:19:06.241 --> 01:19:08.076 Long into the night, apparently. 1182 01:19:08.143 --> 01:19:10.412 He remembered details. 1183 01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:12.147 He didn't know the word "ingot," 1184 01:19:12.247 --> 01:19:14.549 and you explained it to him. 1185 01:19:19.888 --> 01:19:22.791 He said it was one of his best memories of his life. 1186 01:19:34.669 --> 01:19:36.605 Is that a hotel Bible? 1187 01:19:38.440 --> 01:19:40.275 I forget where I got it. 1188 01:19:41.276 --> 01:19:44.479 Baby, Cousin Cyril is dead. 1189 01:20:01.363 --> 01:20:02.831 You're supposed to do an hour. 1190 01:20:02.931 --> 01:20:04.966 It's an hour on, ten minutes off. 1191 01:20:05.033 --> 01:20:07.869 All of a sudden youse two are only on 40 minutes and then disappear. 1192 01:20:07.969 --> 01:20:10.105 We don't know where the fuck you are. 1193 01:20:10.172 --> 01:20:12.774 We're off somewhere thinking, "What more can we do for Gentleman Dick and Johnny?" 1194 01:20:12.841 --> 01:20:14.376 Don't get cute. 1195 01:20:14.476 --> 01:20:16.378 Where's Giuseppina tonight? 1196 01:20:17.512 --> 01:20:19.548 The movies with her girlfriend. 1197 01:20:19.648 --> 01:20:21.183 I would eat her shit. 1198 01:20:21.283 --> 01:20:22.384 Oh! 1199 01:20:26.121 --> 01:20:28.156 You don't talk about her that way. 1200 01:20:28.223 --> 01:20:30.392 In fact, you don't talk about her at all. 1201 01:20:30.492 --> 01:20:31.726 Hey, take it easy! 1202 01:20:31.827 --> 01:20:33.728 -I love her. I love her! - 1203 01:20:33.829 --> 01:20:35.697 Get down! - 1204 01:20:38.500 --> 01:20:40.335 Hey, asshole! - Dickie! 1205 01:20:41.303 --> 01:20:42.170 Motherfucker! 1206 01:20:49.578 --> 01:20:51.246 Come on, you fucker. Come here. 1207 01:20:51.346 --> 01:20:52.914 -You like that, huh? - 1208 01:20:53.014 --> 01:20:54.716 -How 'bout that? - Come on, you motherfuckers. 1209 01:20:57.252 --> 01:20:58.587 Fuck! 1210 01:21:10.232 --> 01:21:13.501 No, no, no! Frankie, Frankie, Frankie! Frankie! 1211 01:21:14.369 --> 01:21:15.270 No! 1212 01:21:16.605 --> 01:21:17.606 You mother... 1213 01:21:21.710 --> 01:21:22.611 Shit! 1214 01:22:55.303 --> 01:22:56.938 Anthony, come eat! 1215 01:23:02.310 --> 01:23:03.712 There's my big boy. 1216 01:23:03.812 --> 01:23:05.880 Oh, cool, man, a hamburger. 1217 01:23:05.981 --> 01:23:08.550 I thought you'd like a change from a mortadella sandwich. 1218 01:23:08.650 --> 01:23:10.385 I made it special for you. 1219 01:23:13.154 --> 01:23:14.689 You look nice. 1220 01:23:14.789 --> 01:23:16.458 Aw. 1221 01:23:16.524 --> 01:23:20.028 Me and Aunt Mary are going to the city to see No, No, Nanette. 1222 01:23:20.996 --> 01:23:22.063 What's that? 1223 01:23:22.163 --> 01:23:23.832 Broadway. A play. 1224 01:23:23.898 --> 01:23:26.568 Shoes are killing my bunions. 1225 01:23:26.668 --> 01:23:29.137 You should go see Dr. Cuomo. 1226 01:23:29.204 --> 01:23:31.539 We don't go to him anymore. 1227 01:23:32.407 --> 01:23:33.842 We don't? 1228 01:23:33.908 --> 01:23:36.911 He said some very rude things to me. 1229 01:23:37.012 --> 01:23:38.146 Like what? 1230 01:23:38.213 --> 01:23:41.916 He wants me to take pills for my sleeping. 1231 01:23:42.017 --> 01:23:43.918 And... and other things. 1232 01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:47.355 I'm not some lunatic. 1233 01:23:48.757 --> 01:23:51.092 No, but maybe some medicine would be good. 1234 01:23:51.192 --> 01:23:54.095 Ah, you and your father. Why don't you get in line to blame me? 1235 01:23:54.195 --> 01:23:56.264 I wasn't blaming you, I was just saying... 1236 01:23:56.364 --> 01:24:00.001 This new thing... called Elavil. 1237 01:24:00.068 --> 01:24:01.903 For people who are sick in the head. 1238 01:24:06.374 --> 01:24:12.113 Of a mother's little helper 1239 01:24:12.213 --> 01:24:13.048 What? 1240 01:24:14.049 --> 01:24:15.617 It's a song. 1241 01:24:15.717 --> 01:24:16.718 It's by the Stones. 1242 01:24:16.785 --> 01:24:18.686 Exactly what I'm talking about. 1243 01:24:18.753 --> 01:24:21.289 They're drug addicts. I don't take drugs. 1244 01:24:21.389 --> 01:24:25.026 The song's not saying that you take drugs, it's... 1245 01:24:28.530 --> 01:24:30.732 You smoking marijuana, I suppose? 1246 01:24:31.699 --> 01:24:33.468 Mom, I'm on the team. 1247 01:24:33.568 --> 01:24:36.471 Your sister is. I'm almost sure of it. 1248 01:24:36.571 --> 01:24:38.807 -This hamburger's great, Mom. It's really good. -Agh! 1249 01:24:38.907 --> 01:24:41.142 Go on. 1250 01:24:41.242 --> 01:24:43.078 I went to all that trouble 1251 01:24:43.144 --> 01:24:45.647 just so we could have a nice conversation for once, and for what? 1252 01:24:45.747 --> 01:24:48.550 How am I supposed to enjoy a Broadway show 1253 01:24:48.616 --> 01:24:50.051 with my children and their pot? 1254 01:24:50.118 --> 01:24:51.619 Ma, I don't smoke pot! 1255 01:24:51.719 --> 01:24:53.488 Well, your sister comes in here smelling like a gypsy. 1256 01:24:53.588 --> 01:24:56.091 Well, I'm not my sister. I'm always being accused. 1257 01:24:56.157 --> 01:24:59.327 Oh! Poor you! 1258 01:25:21.082 --> 01:25:23.318 Sempre, sì, sempre problemi al cuore. 1259 01:25:26.287 --> 01:25:27.589 Don't look so blue, kid. 1260 01:25:27.655 --> 01:25:30.692 You and me'll cut out, go play catch. 1261 01:25:30.792 --> 01:25:32.193 It's raining. 1262 01:25:32.293 --> 01:25:33.661 ...sa benedica, gets put in the ground, 1263 01:25:33.761 --> 01:25:34.462 all they want to do is eat my food. 1264 01:25:36.131 --> 01:25:38.766 It's not an Irish wake, right, no food. 1265 01:25:38.833 --> 01:25:39.834 You get carried to your car. 1266 01:25:39.934 --> 01:25:41.669 Watch your step there, boss. 1267 01:25:46.341 --> 01:25:48.209 -How you doing? - How you been? 1268 01:25:53.815 --> 01:25:55.150 Eckley, how's the boy? 1269 01:25:55.216 --> 01:25:57.485 Wonder what they talk about in there. 1270 01:26:06.661 --> 01:26:09.464 Uncle Dick, can I talk to you for a minute? 1271 01:26:09.531 --> 01:26:10.965 What's up, Joe Cocker? 1272 01:26:11.032 --> 01:26:13.368 All right, I'm gonna wait in the car. 1273 01:26:13.468 --> 01:26:15.236 You help her? Help her. 1274 01:26:15.336 --> 01:26:16.304 Well, spit it out. 1275 01:26:18.473 --> 01:26:20.508 You ever heard of this? 1276 01:26:21.843 --> 01:26:23.511 Yeah, so, what about it? 1277 01:26:23.578 --> 01:26:25.580 Well, my mom's been in a bad mood lately. 1278 01:26:27.682 --> 01:26:31.152 The doctor said that this medicine could help her, but she won't take it. 1279 01:26:31.219 --> 01:26:32.687 So what do you want from me? 1280 01:26:32.754 --> 01:26:35.924 So I was thinking maybe you could talk to her. 1281 01:26:36.024 --> 01:26:37.392 What about your old man? 1282 01:26:37.492 --> 01:26:39.694 Nah, she's not speaking to him. He did something. 1283 01:26:39.761 --> 01:26:41.596 I see the way she looks at you. 1284 01:26:41.696 --> 01:26:43.865 Always sits next to you at dinners. 1285 01:26:43.932 --> 01:26:46.000 She bought you that fur hat for Christmas. 1286 01:26:46.067 --> 01:26:47.769 I never wear it. 1287 01:26:47.869 --> 01:26:50.905 I mean... she looks up to you. 1288 01:26:51.005 --> 01:26:53.107 And maybe you could get her some. 1289 01:26:53.208 --> 01:26:54.275 You need a prescription. 1290 01:26:54.375 --> 01:26:55.577 I can't get it in my own name. 1291 01:26:55.677 --> 01:26:57.078 I know you can get anything. 1292 01:26:57.178 --> 01:26:58.446 Don't be a wise-ass. 1293 01:26:58.546 --> 01:27:01.449 I'm not, I'm just saying it could make her happy. 1294 01:27:01.549 --> 01:27:02.750 Even Janice says. 1295 01:27:02.850 --> 01:27:04.118 Janice. 1296 01:27:04.219 --> 01:27:05.753 There's somebody we all want to take advice from. 1297 01:27:08.022 --> 01:27:09.023 Anthony! 1298 01:27:10.091 --> 01:27:11.926 The pros play in the rain. 1299 01:27:13.962 --> 01:27:15.463 Ah, what are you doing, Jun'? -Uncle Jun'! 1300 01:27:19.234 --> 01:27:20.969 Oh, Madonna mia! 1301 01:27:21.069 --> 01:27:22.237 Stay down. Don't move him! 1302 01:27:22.303 --> 01:27:23.471 Uncle Jun'! 1303 01:27:23.571 --> 01:27:24.739 I just said don't move him! 1304 01:27:26.274 --> 01:27:27.942 Your sister's cunt! 1305 01:27:28.042 --> 01:27:29.310 Corrado! 1306 01:27:29.410 --> 01:27:31.546 I'm calling an ambulance. God damn it. 1307 01:27:31.613 --> 01:27:33.481 Here you go. Here you go. 1308 01:27:33.581 --> 01:27:35.250 -Take my hand. -Cocksucker! 1309 01:27:38.753 --> 01:27:41.456 - 1310 01:27:43.258 --> 01:27:49.264 or understand me 1311 01:27:49.330 --> 01:27:54.836 they all hand me 1312 01:27:54.936 --> 01:27:58.506 These are Frank Sinatra, Jr. tickets for your uncle. 1313 01:27:58.606 --> 01:28:01.843 I gotta fly down to the dog track. 1314 01:28:01.943 --> 01:28:05.013 They boast a string of hits that seems to have no end, 1315 01:28:05.113 --> 01:28:06.848 out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1316 01:28:06.948 --> 01:28:09.617 the mighty Delfonics. 1317 01:28:10.685 --> 01:28:14.355 Hey, kid. How's your rash? 1318 01:28:14.455 --> 01:28:15.923 Uncle Dickie around? 1319 01:28:20.662 --> 01:28:21.629 Hey. 1320 01:28:28.803 --> 01:28:29.771 Mezzanine? 1321 01:28:30.505 --> 01:28:31.706 What the fuck. 1322 01:28:32.440 --> 01:28:33.374 What? 1323 01:28:34.175 --> 01:28:35.510 That medicine. 1324 01:28:35.610 --> 01:28:36.778 Oh... 1325 01:28:36.844 --> 01:28:38.780 You nervous Nellie, I got stuff to do. 1326 01:28:43.651 --> 01:28:45.386 Hey, hey, come here. 1327 01:28:45.486 --> 01:28:47.188 I want to show you something. 1328 01:28:55.063 --> 01:28:57.498 Holy shit. JBLs. 1329 01:28:59.867 --> 01:29:02.203 A pair of them are yours to take home. 1330 01:29:03.071 --> 01:29:05.239 Yeah, well, they're hot. 1331 01:29:05.340 --> 01:29:06.708 Eh, fell off a truck. 1332 01:29:07.508 --> 01:29:08.910 Far out, man. 1333 01:29:11.212 --> 01:29:13.014 Oh! 1334 01:29:13.081 --> 01:29:14.148 Ten-inch woofers. 1335 01:29:17.185 --> 01:29:18.519 I want to go to college. 1336 01:29:18.586 --> 01:29:20.254 I can't get caught with shit like this. 1337 01:29:20.355 --> 01:29:22.090 Okay, my friend Hesh... 1338 01:29:22.190 --> 01:29:25.259 says only goys and children pay retail. 1339 01:29:25.360 --> 01:29:28.262 This isn't wholesale, it's totally on the arm. 1340 01:29:31.532 --> 01:29:33.201 Look... 1341 01:29:33.267 --> 01:29:36.938 You want to be a civilian, I appreciate that. I'm all for it. 1342 01:29:37.038 --> 01:29:39.207 But pay attention to me for once, okay? 1343 01:29:39.273 --> 01:29:41.008 You take the speakers, right? 1344 01:29:41.075 --> 01:29:44.579 At the same time, you promise yourself these speakers are it. 1345 01:29:44.679 --> 01:29:46.247 Now, you say to yourself, 1346 01:29:46.347 --> 01:29:48.583 "This is the last time I'm ever gonna steal something." 1347 01:29:48.683 --> 01:29:50.017 And you stick to it. 1348 01:29:52.754 --> 01:29:54.088 It's that simple. 1349 01:30:13.074 --> 01:30:14.942 - 1350 01:30:17.979 --> 01:30:20.715 Maybe... Maybe I should get on top. 1351 01:30:35.163 --> 01:30:36.164 Agh! 1352 01:30:36.264 --> 01:30:39.834 Fucking Dickie Moltisanti! 1353 01:30:44.105 --> 01:30:45.907 It's more than a month now! 1354 01:30:45.973 --> 01:30:47.575 For God's sake, Corrado. 1355 01:30:47.642 --> 01:30:50.511 He didn't push you down the stairs, you slipped. 1356 01:30:50.611 --> 01:30:52.580 He got a good laugh out of it, though. 1357 01:30:57.819 --> 01:30:59.854 Any excuse not to fuck. 1358 01:31:04.625 --> 01:31:06.360 They don't vote the motherfucker out of the White House, 1359 01:31:06.461 --> 01:31:09.030 somebody gonna assassinate his lying ass. 1360 01:31:09.130 --> 01:31:11.165 Azalea, you got it! 1361 01:31:12.967 --> 01:31:14.769 Say, hey! 1362 01:31:14.836 --> 01:31:17.472 There's my farm boy from the Garden State. 1363 01:31:17.538 --> 01:31:19.040 -Where's my tomatoes? 1364 01:31:19.140 --> 01:31:20.541 Brought you collard greens. 1365 01:31:20.641 --> 01:31:23.010 Ah, now you talkin'. 1366 01:31:24.879 --> 01:31:25.947 Sit down. 1367 01:31:26.013 --> 01:31:28.616 Have a hot chocolate and Baileys. 1368 01:31:28.683 --> 01:31:29.817 So, we square? 1369 01:31:29.884 --> 01:31:31.819 Ooh, Chanel. 1370 01:31:37.124 --> 01:31:37.892 Small bills. 1371 01:31:37.992 --> 01:31:39.293 You're doing good. 1372 01:31:39.360 --> 01:31:40.895 Soon I'll be in the stratosphere with you. 1373 01:31:40.995 --> 01:31:42.363 Call me Buzz Aldrin. 1374 01:31:42.463 --> 01:31:45.132 Well, Buzz, gonna hype you again. 1375 01:31:45.199 --> 01:31:46.868 State lottery's coming. 1376 01:31:46.968 --> 01:31:49.904 Your woman's not gonna be wearing French footwear very long. 1377 01:31:50.004 --> 01:31:51.539 Now, with smack, 1378 01:31:51.639 --> 01:31:54.809 you got white kids coming in from Long Island, New Jersey, 1379 01:31:54.876 --> 01:31:56.978 Westchester to the East Village, 1380 01:31:57.044 --> 01:32:00.348 paying 30 bucks to stick their arm in a hole. 1381 01:32:00.414 --> 01:32:04.218 Invisible person on the other side finds a vein, 1382 01:32:04.318 --> 01:32:05.553 shoots 'em up... 1383 01:32:07.421 --> 01:32:09.223 Should tell you something about the future. 1384 01:32:09.323 --> 01:32:11.726 You make a good point. We'll talk. 1385 01:32:11.826 --> 01:32:12.660 Thanks. 1386 01:32:15.663 --> 01:32:17.331 This week I gotta... 1387 01:32:17.398 --> 01:32:21.202 gotta do something about this guinea motherfucker or he'll do me. 1388 01:32:21.269 --> 01:32:23.037 Ah, DiMeo? 1389 01:32:23.104 --> 01:32:25.072 Nah, Dickie Moltisanti. 1390 01:32:26.607 --> 01:32:29.076 Controls the numbers, whole rest of Newark. 1391 01:32:29.176 --> 01:32:31.445 You maybe need an assist on the play? 1392 01:32:34.248 --> 01:32:36.784 Why would you want to do that for me? 1393 01:32:36.884 --> 01:32:40.021 I got my own issues with the Five Families. 1394 01:32:40.087 --> 01:32:41.889 I appreciate it, Frank, but... 1395 01:32:42.957 --> 01:32:45.126 Terms of the community. 1396 01:32:45.226 --> 01:32:47.028 I'd better do this myself. 1397 01:32:48.763 --> 01:32:50.097 Darryl. 1398 01:32:56.804 --> 01:32:58.539 Merry Christmas, Buzz. 1399 01:33:14.655 --> 01:33:19.327 in the slipstream 1400 01:33:19.427 --> 01:33:22.763 of your dream 1401 01:33:24.832 --> 01:33:28.436 steel rims crack 1402 01:33:28.502 --> 01:33:32.340 in the back roads stop 1403 01:34:03.504 --> 01:34:05.373 I'm so hungry. 1404 01:34:07.642 --> 01:34:10.011 I got news. 1405 01:34:10.111 --> 01:34:13.481 That beauty parlor? I took it over. 1406 01:34:15.616 --> 01:34:17.018 For me? 1407 01:34:17.118 --> 01:34:19.020 We'll be partners. 1408 01:34:19.120 --> 01:34:20.788 It'll be in my name, but you'll run it. 1409 01:34:20.855 --> 01:34:23.391 Exactly how you want it. I'll be hands off. 1410 01:34:35.503 --> 01:34:38.806 in the slipstream 1411 01:34:40.875 --> 01:34:44.211 of your dream 1412 01:34:44.311 --> 01:34:47.381 in the back roads stop 1413 01:35:23.384 --> 01:35:26.353 Hey, what did the bartender say when the horse came in? 1414 01:35:26.420 --> 01:35:27.755 "Why the long face?" 1415 01:35:29.356 --> 01:35:30.725 You told me that a million times. 1416 01:35:30.791 --> 01:35:33.728 Yeah, so? Why the long face? 1417 01:35:35.362 --> 01:35:37.031 I'm all, uh... 1418 01:35:37.765 --> 01:35:39.433 intronata. 1419 01:35:39.533 --> 01:35:42.103 You're mixed up? Well, what are you mixed up about? 1420 01:35:43.804 --> 01:35:45.473 So many things. 1421 01:35:45.573 --> 01:35:48.109 Ten minutes ago, you were laughing like an idiot. What did I do? 1422 01:35:49.577 --> 01:35:51.412 The beauty parlor. 1423 01:35:51.479 --> 01:35:52.480 The beaut-- 1424 01:35:52.580 --> 01:35:54.381 I thought that's what you wanted. 1425 01:35:54.448 --> 01:35:56.817 More than anything. 1426 01:35:56.917 --> 01:35:59.420 But now we partners in business. 1427 01:35:59.487 --> 01:36:01.322 It's like a marriage. 1428 01:36:04.425 --> 01:36:07.128 I'm alone so much. 1429 01:36:09.563 --> 01:36:11.065 I get lonely. 1430 01:36:13.167 --> 01:36:15.169 Maybe you didn't love me anymore. 1431 01:36:15.269 --> 01:36:17.271 Hey, if I don't love you anymore, 1432 01:36:17.338 --> 01:36:19.073 you won't mistake it for a maybe. 1433 01:36:22.977 --> 01:36:25.112 Someone else came along. 1434 01:36:30.651 --> 01:36:32.653 I said yes. 1435 01:36:35.289 --> 01:36:36.290 Who? 1436 01:36:38.125 --> 01:36:39.794 Don't make me say. 1437 01:36:41.529 --> 01:36:44.465 What, you said, "Yes, come fuck me?" 1438 01:36:44.532 --> 01:36:46.801 Is that what you're trying to say? What else, yes? 1439 01:36:46.867 --> 01:36:49.537 It didn't mean anything, Dickie. 1440 01:36:49.637 --> 01:36:51.305 -I love you! -How many times? 1441 01:36:51.372 --> 01:36:52.473 I don't know. 1442 01:36:52.540 --> 01:36:54.008 You don't know? 1443 01:36:54.108 --> 01:36:55.843 So many times you can't remember? Who was he? 1444 01:36:55.943 --> 01:36:57.711 -I doesn't matter, it's over! -Who was he? 1445 01:36:57.812 --> 01:37:00.014 -I can't! -Tell me! Fucking tell me. 1446 01:37:00.114 --> 01:37:01.282 Promise you won't hurt him! 1447 01:37:01.348 --> 01:37:02.650 I don't promise anything, 1448 01:37:02.716 --> 01:37:03.984 but you don't tell me, it's gonna be worse. 1449 01:37:06.120 --> 01:37:07.154 Harold. 1450 01:37:26.340 --> 01:37:28.242 You fucked that murdering nigger? 1451 01:37:28.342 --> 01:37:30.511 But I don't love him, Dickie! 1452 01:37:30.578 --> 01:37:33.347 I love you! Please! Don't! 1453 01:37:34.148 --> 01:37:37.084 No, please! No! No! 1454 01:38:12.953 --> 01:38:13.921 Ah! 1455 01:39:06.440 --> 01:39:09.576 a girl like you 1456 01:39:19.286 --> 01:39:22.856 a girl like you 1457 01:39:28.862 --> 01:39:32.299 One thing I still miss at Christmas... 1458 01:39:32.366 --> 01:39:35.836 The Seven Fishes. My wife used to make it. 1459 01:39:35.936 --> 01:39:38.138 And tripe, too. 1460 01:39:38.205 --> 01:39:42.776 She could make those two things, out of this world. 1461 01:39:42.843 --> 01:39:47.114 You celebrate Christmas with your goomar, or you stick around home? 1462 01:39:48.315 --> 01:39:50.050 What makes you ask? 1463 01:39:50.150 --> 01:39:53.387 I just remember, with my girlfriend, it was always a big argument. 1464 01:39:56.957 --> 01:39:58.158 She died. 1465 01:40:01.328 --> 01:40:02.830 So young. 1466 01:40:04.898 --> 01:40:06.533 What happened? 1467 01:40:07.401 --> 01:40:08.702 Pneumonia. 1468 01:40:09.336 --> 01:40:10.971 Pneumonia? 1469 01:40:11.038 --> 01:40:15.242 She had weak lungs, from growing up on the other side. 1470 01:40:16.677 --> 01:40:18.379 Fucked up doctors... 1471 01:40:20.848 --> 01:40:23.150 So much tragedy in your life. 1472 01:40:24.351 --> 01:40:27.021 Your father, your mistress... 1473 01:40:28.422 --> 01:40:30.257 I don't even have a picture of her. 1474 01:40:36.063 --> 01:40:37.931 You know, I... I try so hard. 1475 01:40:40.701 --> 01:40:42.669 What kind of God, huh? 1476 01:40:46.707 --> 01:40:49.376 I go to church when Joanne wants. 1477 01:40:49.443 --> 01:40:51.678 I try to set an example for my nephew, 1478 01:40:51.745 --> 01:40:52.713 I come see you... 1479 01:40:52.780 --> 01:40:54.515 I do all kinds of good things. 1480 01:40:56.550 --> 01:40:58.919 You know the Christmas song, "My Favorite Things"? 1481 01:40:59.787 --> 01:41:00.721 Yeah. 1482 01:41:02.022 --> 01:41:05.292 Maybe some of the things you choose to do... 1483 01:41:06.193 --> 01:41:07.761 aren't God's favorite. 1484 01:41:10.531 --> 01:41:12.599 What are you trying to say? 1485 01:41:14.068 --> 01:41:17.538 What do I know? I'm a murderer. 1486 01:41:23.077 --> 01:41:25.479 As far as your nephew goes... 1487 01:41:25.579 --> 01:41:29.883 may I make a brief suggestion for a nice Christmas present you could give him? 1488 01:41:33.754 --> 01:41:35.055 I'm listening. 1489 01:41:36.924 --> 01:41:38.792 Stay out of his life. 1490 01:41:50.504 --> 01:41:51.672 It's damaged. 1491 01:41:51.772 --> 01:41:53.440 And you're out of line with your prices. 1492 01:42:23.470 --> 01:42:24.805 Who is this? 1493 01:42:24.872 --> 01:42:27.674 Hey, Uncle Dick, it's Tony. How's it going? 1494 01:42:29.510 --> 01:42:31.044 There's a party tonight, and I was wondering 1495 01:42:31.145 --> 01:42:33.447 if we could get a couple cases of Rolling Rock? 1496 01:42:34.715 --> 01:42:35.883 Uncle Dick? 1497 01:42:38.886 --> 01:42:39.987 Uncle Dick? 1498 01:42:41.054 --> 01:42:41.889 Hello? 1499 01:42:44.825 --> 01:42:46.727 There's something wrong with his phone. 1500 01:42:46.827 --> 01:42:48.996 Your ass. Same as last time. 1501 01:42:50.564 --> 01:42:52.399 It doesn't have to be Rolling Rock. 1502 01:42:52.499 --> 01:42:53.834 Does he know that? 1503 01:42:53.901 --> 01:42:56.303 It's not about the fucking name brand. 1504 01:42:57.204 --> 01:42:58.639 Carmela, you got a dime? 1505 01:43:14.087 --> 01:43:14.988 Hello? 1506 01:43:15.055 --> 01:43:17.391 Hey, Aunt Jo. It's Tony. 1507 01:43:17.491 --> 01:43:18.892 Can I speak to Uncle Dick? 1508 01:43:20.527 --> 01:43:22.196 I haven't seen him today. 1509 01:43:22.262 --> 01:43:23.330 Yeah? 1510 01:43:25.666 --> 01:43:27.201 Well, how's Christopher? 1511 01:43:29.269 --> 01:43:31.205 You know, the colic? 1512 01:43:31.271 --> 01:43:33.707 For my money, you kids shouldn't be drinking at your age. 1513 01:43:33.774 --> 01:43:35.909 Give me the goddamn phone. 1514 01:43:44.117 --> 01:43:47.354 Fuck. Hey, Joe Jerk-off. 1515 01:43:51.592 --> 01:43:53.026 What'd you say? 1516 01:43:53.093 --> 01:43:54.728 I said, hey, Joe Jerk... 1517 01:43:54.795 --> 01:43:55.762 Your sister's twat! 1518 01:43:55.862 --> 01:43:56.797 What? 1519 01:43:58.398 --> 01:43:59.266 Stop it! 1520 01:44:01.068 --> 01:44:01.935 Stop it! 1521 01:44:16.450 --> 01:44:17.818 What do you got for us? 1522 01:44:17.918 --> 01:44:20.153 It's what I told you, furniture. Ethan Allen. 1523 01:44:20.254 --> 01:44:23.056 Dinette sets and, uh, TV trays. 1524 01:44:23.991 --> 01:44:25.459 TV trays? 1525 01:44:25.559 --> 01:44:26.893 I didn't argue. 1526 01:44:26.960 --> 01:44:29.830 -Mmm. -Fucking truck's not gonna unload itself. 1527 01:44:33.267 --> 01:44:34.568 I'll let him know. 1528 01:44:45.612 --> 01:44:47.748 Hey, Sil, I need to talk to my Uncle Dickie. 1529 01:44:48.915 --> 01:44:51.118 He's not here. 1530 01:44:51.184 --> 01:44:52.286 His car's here. 1531 01:44:53.020 --> 01:44:54.354 Battery's dead. 1532 01:44:56.790 --> 01:44:58.792 You know where he is? 1533 01:44:58.859 --> 01:45:00.694 Who am I, Rand McNally? 1534 01:45:06.033 --> 01:45:07.801 Okay, well... 1535 01:45:07.868 --> 01:45:09.303 Merry Christmas, Sil. 1536 01:45:11.938 --> 01:45:13.140 You too, kid. 1537 01:45:24.484 --> 01:45:29.856 Carmine spotted Harold, Rockhaven Motel, down on 46th. 1538 01:45:33.160 --> 01:45:34.494 Well, we'll do it tomorrow. 1539 01:45:35.996 --> 01:45:38.165 I'll pick you up at 10:00 at the Pork Store. 1540 01:45:42.402 --> 01:45:45.305 It's the kid again. I told him you're not here. 1541 01:45:48.041 --> 01:45:49.543 Turn the lights out. 1542 01:45:51.178 --> 01:45:53.146 But the guys, they're still unloading. 1543 01:46:39.459 --> 01:46:40.727 You know... 1544 01:47:28.275 --> 01:47:29.476 The fuck are you doing? 1545 01:47:29.576 --> 01:47:31.178 I don't want these! 1546 01:47:37.317 --> 01:47:40.153 Oh! That was a gift! 1547 01:47:40.253 --> 01:47:41.254 You take 'em! 1548 01:47:41.321 --> 01:47:43.123 I don't want any part of this! 1549 01:47:43.190 --> 01:47:45.158 None of it! I don't want any part of this! 1550 01:47:45.258 --> 01:47:47.994 Huh? What "this"? 1551 01:47:50.530 --> 01:47:51.865 What "this"? 1552 01:47:58.605 --> 01:48:00.040 Night, Dick. 1553 01:48:09.015 --> 01:48:10.383 Dick... 1554 01:48:10.484 --> 01:48:13.520 The kid. I don't know what happened with you two. 1555 01:48:14.488 --> 01:48:16.223 But he worships you. 1556 01:48:16.323 --> 01:48:17.958 He's got so much potential. 1557 01:48:18.024 --> 01:48:21.294 Anthony, with that loony tune of a mother. 1558 01:48:21.361 --> 01:48:24.231 Johnny, who's in line for a personality transplant-- 1559 01:48:24.331 --> 01:48:26.032 -What, I'm some kind of example? -What can I tell you? 1560 01:48:26.132 --> 01:48:27.400 You're his best shot. 1561 01:48:27.501 --> 01:48:29.669 Ah, I should never have let this happen. 1562 01:48:31.137 --> 01:48:32.239 Get in close. 1563 01:48:32.339 --> 01:48:34.307 Dick, he misses you. 1564 01:48:37.177 --> 01:48:38.011 What? 1565 01:48:40.881 --> 01:48:41.748 Nothing. 1566 01:48:45.886 --> 01:48:46.887 Actually... 1567 01:48:48.355 --> 01:48:49.489 that's it. 1568 01:48:56.029 --> 01:48:57.063 Nothing. 1569 01:48:59.499 --> 01:49:01.034 I'm not sure I follow. 1570 01:49:02.536 --> 01:49:03.837 Yeah, well. 1571 01:49:04.437 --> 01:49:05.372 Okay. 1572 01:49:07.040 --> 01:49:09.709 I know I shouldn't say this, but... 1573 01:49:09.776 --> 01:49:12.112 Anthony, he could end up somewhere. 1574 01:49:12.212 --> 01:49:13.747 Be on this thing of ours, even. 1575 01:49:25.725 --> 01:49:27.694 Tell him Holsten's, tomorrow. 1576 01:49:27.761 --> 01:49:30.263 -There you go. -Let me finish, for Christ's sake! 1577 01:49:33.300 --> 01:49:35.368 9:00 a.m. No later. 1578 01:49:36.403 --> 01:49:37.470 This is good. 1579 01:49:37.571 --> 01:49:38.605 Okay. 1580 01:49:38.705 --> 01:49:40.373 -It's all right, but it-- -Okay! 1581 01:49:40.440 --> 01:49:41.775 It's over, go home. 1582 01:49:43.743 --> 01:49:45.078 The fuck am I doing? 1583 01:49:46.112 --> 01:49:47.414 This one's yours. 1584 01:50:52.178 --> 01:50:53.313 Help! 1585 01:50:54.447 --> 01:50:55.515 My God! 1586 01:50:56.349 --> 01:50:58.718 Mrs. Moltisanti! 1587 01:51:18.672 --> 01:51:20.006 Yeah? 1588 01:51:20.073 --> 01:51:21.241 It's done. 1589 01:52:10.757 --> 01:52:16.296 to Christmas? 1590 01:52:16.396 --> 01:52:21.534 way of living? 1591 01:52:23.603 --> 01:52:28.441 to the giving 1592 01:52:35.482 --> 01:52:36.783 Jun'. 1593 01:52:36.883 --> 01:52:39.986 to Christmas? 1594 01:52:41.488 --> 01:52:48.161 and left no traces... 1595 01:52:48.261 --> 01:52:54.267 You know, they found a couple bottles of that Elavil in his coat pocket. 1596 01:52:54.334 --> 01:52:55.635 Oh. 1597 01:52:57.771 --> 01:53:00.907 I used to think Dickie was so strong. 1598 01:53:00.974 --> 01:53:03.743 It shows you never know about people. 1599 01:53:12.285 --> 01:53:14.954 God, he was my favorite uncle. 1600 01:53:17.323 --> 01:53:20.360 Remember when he used to take us to the movies? 1601 01:53:20.460 --> 01:53:22.629 Ones Mom wouldn't let us go to. 1602 01:53:54.994 --> 01:53:58.198 That's the guy, my uncle Tony. 1603 01:53:58.298 --> 01:54:00.567 The guy I went to hell for. 1604 01:54:05.505 --> 01:54:10.210 you'd be the chosen one 1605 01:54:10.310 --> 01:54:14.080 "you're one in a million, you got to burn to shine" 1606 01:54:14.180 --> 01:54:17.250 Kevin, quit bouncing that ball. 1607 01:54:17.350 --> 01:54:19.085 Go do something useful, man. 1608 01:54:25.225 --> 01:54:27.060 Morning. 1609 01:54:27.160 --> 01:54:31.764 about right and wrong 1610 01:54:31.865 --> 01:54:34.901 but you're looking good, baby 1611 01:54:35.001 --> 01:54:36.903 you're a-feelin' fine 1612 01:54:38.605 --> 01:54:42.175 with a blue moon in your eyes 1613 01:54:45.612 --> 01:54:49.749 - in your eyes 1614 01:54:53.219 --> 01:54:56.422 you woke up this mornin' 1615 01:54:56.522 --> 01:54:58.524 upside down 1616 01:54:58.591 --> 01:55:00.960 things ain't been the same 1617 01:55:01.060 --> 01:55:03.963 walked into town 1618 01:55:04.063 --> 01:55:06.466 but you're one in a million 1619 01:55:06.566 --> 01:55:09.269 shotgun shine 1620 01:55:10.970 --> 01:55:14.540 with a blue moon in your eyes 1621 01:55:28.488 --> 01:55:32.725 you wanna be the chosen one 1622 01:55:34.761 --> 01:55:37.230 help yourself, yeah 1623 01:56:01.788 --> 01:56:05.625 Santa Susannah 1624 01:56:05.692 --> 01:56:09.529 Santa Copelia 1625 01:56:09.629 --> 01:56:13.433 Mary Angelica 1626 01:56:13.499 --> 01:56:17.203 Frater Pietro 1627 01:56:21.140 --> 01:56:27.814 Vladimir and all the rest 1628 01:56:31.651 --> 01:56:39.058 is placed upon the steps and a baby cries 1629 01:56:39.158 --> 01:56:44.030 the church bells start to ring 1630 01:56:48.167 --> 01:56:54.140 the body settles in 1631 01:56:54.207 --> 01:56:58.311 a mother sing 1632 01:57:00.813 --> 01:57:08.154 then the other as you step out on the road 1633 01:57:13.393 --> 01:57:17.096 How much? 1634 01:57:17.196 --> 01:57:23.736 and how far and how many times 1635 01:57:31.711 --> 01:57:39.352 Calling all angels 1636 01:57:39.419 --> 01:57:46.426 Don't leave me alone 1637 01:58:07.113 --> 01:58:11.818 you gaze upon the sunset 1638 01:58:11.918 --> 01:58:16.055 and intensity 1639 01:58:23.396 --> 01:58:26.065 crack the code 1640 01:58:26.132 --> 01:58:29.669 finally understand 1641 01:58:37.276 --> 01:58:41.347 trade in all 1642 01:58:41.447 --> 01:58:47.520 and suffering? 1643 01:59:21.487 --> 01:59:25.525 Calling all angels 1644 01:59:25.625 --> 01:59:29.562 Calling all angels