WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16.141 --> 00:00:18.143 [whimsical music playing] 4 00:00:46.713 --> 00:00:48.798 [girl] We all wanna be the perfect family. 5 00:00:49.424 --> 00:00:51.051 But who's perfect, right? 6 00:00:51.634 --> 00:00:53.428 Every family has its challenges, 7 00:00:53.511 --> 00:00:56.890 from picture day to picky eaters. 8 00:00:57.515 --> 00:00:59.976 For my family, our greatest challenge… 9 00:01:00.060 --> 00:01:01.561 [thud] 10 00:01:01.644 --> 00:01:03.313 …probably the machine apocalypse. 11 00:01:05.065 --> 00:01:06.316 [thud] 12 00:01:06.399 --> 00:01:08.651 The last humans must be here somewhere. 13 00:01:08.735 --> 00:01:10.320 [engine revving] 14 00:01:10.403 --> 00:01:11.321 Wait. 15 00:01:12.489 --> 00:01:13.448 They're coming. 16 00:01:13.531 --> 00:01:15.283 [tense music playing] 17 00:01:18.036 --> 00:01:21.247 Is that a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon? 18 00:01:22.082 --> 00:01:23.208 -Or is it-- -[all scream] 19 00:01:23.291 --> 00:01:24.375 [upbeat music playing] 20 00:01:25.001 --> 00:01:26.836 Who are these unstoppable warriors? 21 00:01:26.920 --> 00:01:28.630 -[yells] Hot! Hot! -I told you to get a lid! 22 00:01:28.713 --> 00:01:31.257 -The dog is biting my hair! -Look out! 23 00:01:31.341 --> 00:01:32.425 [girl] There we are, 24 00:01:33.259 --> 00:01:34.427 warriors. 25 00:01:35.011 --> 00:01:37.138 Most action heroes have a lot of strengths. 26 00:01:37.222 --> 00:01:38.765 -Dad, look out! -Katie, use a weapon! 27 00:01:38.848 --> 00:01:41.059 [Katie] My family only has weaknesses. 28 00:01:41.142 --> 00:01:41.976 [yells] 29 00:01:42.060 --> 00:01:43.895 [tires squealing] 30 00:01:47.107 --> 00:01:49.734 -[all screaming] -[grunts rapidly] 31 00:01:49.818 --> 00:01:50.652 [silence] 32 00:01:50.735 --> 00:01:52.028 [Katie] My dad kind of reminds me 33 00:01:52.112 --> 00:01:54.572 of that YouTube video of the screaming gibbon monkey. 34 00:01:56.282 --> 00:01:58.368 [screams, grunts rapidly] 35 00:01:58.451 --> 00:02:00.662 [both screaming, grunting rapidly] 36 00:02:00.745 --> 00:02:03.039 [screaming continues] 37 00:02:03.123 --> 00:02:05.500 -[all gasping] -[tires squealing] 38 00:02:05.583 --> 00:02:07.794 [Katie] Look out, robots, because we're brave… 39 00:02:07.877 --> 00:02:08.920 [whimpering] 40 00:02:09.003 --> 00:02:10.964 …we are hungry for action, 41 00:02:11.047 --> 00:02:13.466 and we're strapped in for success. 42 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:16.469 And we have no… 43 00:02:16.553 --> 00:02:17.595 [engine revs] 44 00:02:18.221 --> 00:02:20.473 …idea what we're doing. 45 00:02:20.557 --> 00:02:22.809 [upbeat music playing] 46 00:02:28.523 --> 00:02:30.692 ["I Want More" by Bangs playing faintly] 47 00:02:34.154 --> 00:02:35.947 ♪ And I want more ♪ 48 00:02:36.030 --> 00:02:38.616 ♪ Turning all their tricks It's rotten to the core ♪ 49 00:02:38.700 --> 00:02:42.078 ♪ Tastes so sugary But I want more… ♪ 50 00:02:42.162 --> 00:02:45.957 [Katie] I've always felt a little different than everyone else. 51 00:02:46.040 --> 00:02:48.668 So I did what any outsider would do, 52 00:02:48.751 --> 00:02:49.752 made weird art. 53 00:02:49.836 --> 00:02:51.421 Behold! Cinema. 54 00:02:51.504 --> 00:02:52.797 [dramatic music playing] 55 00:02:55.633 --> 00:02:56.759 Hello, Katie. 56 00:02:56.843 --> 00:02:59.053 -[yells] -I'm alive now. 57 00:02:59.137 --> 00:03:00.597 Even though I'm a hamburger, 58 00:03:00.680 --> 00:03:03.391 I wanna go to the big city and be a Broadway star. 59 00:03:03.474 --> 00:03:05.393 ♪ Razzle dazzle I'm a talking-- ♪ 60 00:03:05.476 --> 00:03:06.561 [screaming] 61 00:03:06.644 --> 00:03:08.730 Oh gosh! Why? Oh, my innards! 62 00:03:13.735 --> 00:03:15.737 -[blows raspberry] -[laughter] 63 00:03:16.779 --> 00:03:17.989 [chuckles quietly] 64 00:03:19.365 --> 00:03:20.533 [Katie] I never fit in, 65 00:03:21.409 --> 00:03:23.411 for lots of reasons. 66 00:03:23.494 --> 00:03:24.704 [upbeat music playing] 67 00:03:25.496 --> 00:03:27.457 But movies were always there for me. 68 00:03:29.500 --> 00:03:31.294 All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old, 69 00:03:31.377 --> 00:03:33.963 you're a hardened criminal, and you got nothing to lose. 70 00:03:34.047 --> 00:03:34.881 Go. 71 00:03:34.964 --> 00:03:37.675 -[sirens wailing] -Oh no. It's Dog Cop. 72 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:38.885 [panting] 73 00:03:38.968 --> 00:03:41.721 [Katie in deep voice] I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt. 74 00:03:43.389 --> 00:03:45.266 And I'm all out of criminals. 75 00:03:45.892 --> 00:03:48.436 [Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. 76 00:03:48.519 --> 00:03:51.731 To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out. 77 00:03:56.819 --> 00:03:59.030 My little brother Aaron gets me. 78 00:03:59.113 --> 00:04:01.241 But he's got his own weird interests. 79 00:04:01.324 --> 00:04:03.618 Hi. Would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs? 80 00:04:03.701 --> 00:04:04.827 No. Okay, thank you. 81 00:04:08.790 --> 00:04:11.209 Hi. Would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs? 82 00:04:12.210 --> 00:04:13.962 [Katie] My mom says she believes in me. 83 00:04:14.045 --> 00:04:15.255 You can do this, hon. 84 00:04:15.338 --> 00:04:17.257 [Katie] But she says that to everyone. 85 00:04:17.882 --> 00:04:19.676 You can look straight. 86 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:22.220 Follow this pen. Follow this pen. 87 00:04:23.805 --> 00:04:25.848 You get an "A" for effort, Buster Brown. 88 00:04:25.932 --> 00:04:27.433 [grunting softly] 89 00:04:27.517 --> 00:04:30.478 [Katie] My dad is an unusual man. 90 00:04:31.271 --> 00:04:34.148 But he loves nature and can fix anything. 91 00:04:34.649 --> 00:04:38.778 To survive in the outdoors, you'll need to know how to trap wild game. 92 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:40.863 [whispers] Now, this is very sensitive. 93 00:04:40.947 --> 00:04:43.116 -Hey, Mitchells. Hailey cooked you up-- -[shouting] 94 00:04:43.199 --> 00:04:44.158 [yells] 95 00:04:44.993 --> 00:04:46.160 Hey, who's this curious guy? 96 00:04:46.244 --> 00:04:47.954 -[screaming] -[snarling] 97 00:04:48.955 --> 00:04:51.207 [Katie] He never shared my interests. 98 00:04:53.001 --> 00:04:55.503 Hey, you wanna see these special effects I made for Dog Cop 5? 99 00:04:55.586 --> 00:04:57.880 Oh, sorry, Katie. I'm a little ocupado. 100 00:04:57.964 --> 00:04:59.507 Wanna check out this mallard? 101 00:04:59.590 --> 00:05:01.092 [chuckling] It's dead. 102 00:05:01.175 --> 00:05:02.927 [sighs] It's okay. 103 00:05:05.221 --> 00:05:07.098 [Katie] It didn't really bother me though. 104 00:05:08.474 --> 00:05:10.601 Besides, I had bigger plans. 105 00:05:14.272 --> 00:05:17.817 I poured everything I had into getting into film school in LA. 106 00:05:18.609 --> 00:05:19.485 [siren wailing] 107 00:05:19.569 --> 00:05:21.988 So, after watching the epic Dog Cop saga 108 00:05:22.071 --> 00:05:24.615 and 84 of my finest short films, 109 00:05:24.699 --> 00:05:26.743 I'm sure the California College of Film 110 00:05:26.826 --> 00:05:29.495 would love to accept Katie Mitchell… 111 00:05:29.579 --> 00:05:31.039 [echoing] …to film school! 112 00:05:31.122 --> 00:05:32.081 [chuckles] 113 00:05:32.749 --> 00:05:33.666 [exhales] 114 00:05:37.503 --> 00:05:38.713 [sighs] 115 00:05:41.841 --> 00:05:43.760 [laughs excitedly] Yes! 116 00:05:43.843 --> 00:05:47.055 [Katie] And the other accepted students totally get me. 117 00:05:47.889 --> 00:05:49.390 You guys like Robo Slayers 4? 118 00:05:49.474 --> 00:05:51.142 No one around here have even heard of that. 119 00:05:51.225 --> 00:05:52.643 Why not? It's amazing. 120 00:05:52.727 --> 00:05:54.604 Oh, by the way, I saw some of your videos online. 121 00:05:54.687 --> 00:05:55.563 They're hilarious. 122 00:05:55.646 --> 00:05:57.357 -So good. -Mind-blowing. 123 00:05:57.940 --> 00:06:01.235 [Katie] After all these years, I'm finally gonna meet my people. 124 00:06:02.987 --> 00:06:04.530 -["I Want More" playing] -♪ Right now ♪ 125 00:06:04.614 --> 00:06:06.741 ♪ Right now, right now… ♪ 126 00:06:06.824 --> 00:06:08.242 [mom] Kids, dinner! 127 00:06:08.326 --> 00:06:09.327 Coming. 128 00:06:10.036 --> 00:06:11.245 [phone chiming] 129 00:06:11.954 --> 00:06:13.039 ♪ Yeah ♪ 130 00:06:15.041 --> 00:06:17.210 -[water running] -[Katie imitating drumbeat] 131 00:06:18.419 --> 00:06:19.796 [Aaron laughs, imitates drumbeat] 132 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:21.297 [chuckling] Stop. 133 00:06:21.381 --> 00:06:23.091 Well, someone's in a good mood. 134 00:06:23.174 --> 00:06:25.218 Hey, to celebrate your last night, 135 00:06:25.301 --> 00:06:26.135 Katie face cupcakes! 136 00:06:26.219 --> 00:06:28.179 [Katie yells, chuckles] Wow. 137 00:06:28.262 --> 00:06:31.349 Any time I miss you, I'm gonna bake you and eat you. 138 00:06:31.432 --> 00:06:33.309 -[Katie laughs] -Here. Catch a cupcake, Monch. 139 00:06:33.393 --> 00:06:34.727 -Catch a cupcake. Oh. -[yelps] 140 00:06:36.145 --> 00:06:38.940 [grunts, yelps] 141 00:06:39.023 --> 00:06:40.233 [Aaron] You'll get it, buddy. 142 00:06:40.316 --> 00:06:42.652 Ah man. I'm gonna miss that little dude when I leave. 143 00:06:42.735 --> 00:06:45.530 Speaking of which, Pal, check me in to my flight tomorrow. 144 00:06:45.613 --> 00:06:46.823 [Pal] Check-in at 9:00 a.m. 145 00:06:46.906 --> 00:06:50.118 Katie, you know how velociraptors usually hunt in pairs? 146 00:06:51.119 --> 00:06:55.039 Well, what happens when one leaves the pack 147 00:06:55.123 --> 00:06:56.124 and… and, um… 148 00:06:57.250 --> 00:06:58.751 Aw, dude, don't worry. 149 00:06:58.835 --> 00:07:00.420 You'll make new friends. 150 00:07:00.503 --> 00:07:02.713 And maybe you can meet another smart, 151 00:07:02.797 --> 00:07:04.424 charming, dinosaur-loving nerd. 152 00:07:05.883 --> 00:07:06.717 Or lady nerd. 153 00:07:06.801 --> 00:07:09.178 What? No. Who… who would want that? [chuckles nervously] 154 00:07:09.262 --> 00:07:10.596 That's crazy. 155 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:12.682 -[gasps] I can't breathe. -[laughs] 156 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:17.019 Do you really think I'll be okay without you? 157 00:07:17.103 --> 00:07:18.813 I know you will. 158 00:07:18.896 --> 00:07:22.233 -Raptor bash. -[both snarl, chuckle] 159 00:07:22.316 --> 00:07:24.110 And, hey, I made something for you guys. 160 00:07:24.193 --> 00:07:26.112 Oh, hon. That looks so cute. 161 00:07:26.195 --> 00:07:27.989 -[mouse clicks] -Ugh. Skip. Skip. 162 00:07:28.072 --> 00:07:30.158 Ah, come on. You got schmutz all over the screen. 163 00:07:30.241 --> 00:07:31.951 -Howdy. -I know, but you're just smearing it. 164 00:07:32.034 --> 00:07:33.911 I'm Mark Bowman, founder and CEO of Pal Labs. 165 00:07:33.995 --> 00:07:35.413 Oh, new Pal announcement. 166 00:07:35.496 --> 00:07:37.248 You better update the editing software, man. 167 00:07:37.331 --> 00:07:39.083 We here at Pal like to do the impossible, 168 00:07:39.167 --> 00:07:42.503 from the Pal personal assistant to smart appliances 169 00:07:42.587 --> 00:07:44.505 to even teaching dogs how to talk. 170 00:07:44.589 --> 00:07:45.923 [pained voice] Hello. 171 00:07:46.007 --> 00:07:47.925 I am dog. 172 00:07:48.426 --> 00:07:49.385 [grunts] 173 00:07:49.469 --> 00:07:52.180 But we here at Pal are about to drop our biggest invention yet. 174 00:07:52.889 --> 00:07:55.558 Your cell phone is about to take its first steps. 175 00:07:55.641 --> 00:07:56.893 -Whoa. -Is this real or… 176 00:07:56.976 --> 00:07:58.144 -[door opens] -Yeah, hold on. 177 00:07:58.227 --> 00:07:59.562 [chuckles] Hey, gang. 178 00:08:00.146 --> 00:08:01.189 -Hey, hon. -Hi, Dad. 179 00:08:01.689 --> 00:08:04.275 After a long day at work, nice to see your faces. 180 00:08:04.817 --> 00:08:06.903 [phones chiming, beeping] 181 00:08:06.986 --> 00:08:09.238 Bathed in ghoulish blue light. 182 00:08:09.322 --> 00:08:10.990 Wonderful. Okay, you know what? 183 00:08:11.073 --> 00:08:12.116 Brilliant idea. 184 00:08:12.200 --> 00:08:16.287 This is our last night together before Katie leaves, so let's savor this. 185 00:08:16.370 --> 00:08:20.124 How about we put our phones down, and we can make ten seconds 186 00:08:20.208 --> 00:08:23.836 of unobstructed family eye contact? 187 00:08:23.920 --> 00:08:25.546 -Starting right-- -This seems-- 188 00:08:25.630 --> 00:08:27.924 Put your phone down. Now. 189 00:08:34.847 --> 00:08:37.433 [dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. 190 00:08:37.517 --> 00:08:38.559 [straining] 191 00:08:38.643 --> 00:08:41.312 No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. 192 00:08:41.395 --> 00:08:42.522 -Look at Monch. -[moans] 193 00:08:42.605 --> 00:08:44.106 That's the spirit right there, huh? 194 00:08:44.190 --> 00:08:46.442 Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. 195 00:08:46.526 --> 00:08:48.653 [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? 196 00:08:48.736 --> 00:08:50.988 -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. 197 00:08:51.072 --> 00:08:54.242 Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. 198 00:08:54.325 --> 00:08:57.662 -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. 199 00:08:57.745 --> 00:09:00.623 [upbeat electronic music playing] 200 00:09:00.706 --> 00:09:01.916 [voices cheering] 201 00:09:03.209 --> 00:09:04.126 [horn blows] 202 00:09:04.210 --> 00:09:06.379 [upbeat electronic music continues] 203 00:09:11.133 --> 00:09:12.760 [grunting softly] 204 00:09:12.843 --> 00:09:14.679 What? What's the face? 205 00:09:14.762 --> 00:09:17.974 Uh, well, I just wonder, 206 00:09:18.057 --> 00:09:22.687 do you really think you can make a living with this stuff? 207 00:09:22.770 --> 00:09:24.438 Dad, can you finish watching it, at least? 208 00:09:24.522 --> 00:09:27.191 [dad] I will, but I just worry that you're gonna be 209 00:09:27.275 --> 00:09:30.528 all the way in California and, you know, we're not gonna be able to help you, 210 00:09:30.611 --> 00:09:32.905 -you know, if things don't… -[thumping] 211 00:09:32.989 --> 00:09:34.031 …pan out. 212 00:09:34.115 --> 00:09:36.284 Lin, why are you kicking me? I don't understand. 213 00:09:36.367 --> 00:09:38.202 Are you… [sighs] 214 00:09:38.286 --> 00:09:39.704 Do you just think I'm gonna fail? 215 00:09:39.787 --> 00:09:40.871 Uh, I never-- 216 00:09:40.955 --> 00:09:42.456 Uh, uh… Lin, help. 217 00:09:42.540 --> 00:09:45.001 -[timer dings] -Whoops, looks like the cookies are ready. 218 00:09:45.084 --> 00:09:47.628 Who wants delicious cookies instead of talking about this? 219 00:09:47.712 --> 00:09:50.298 Oh, it's just-- Failure hurts, kid. 220 00:09:50.381 --> 00:09:51.841 I want you to have a backup plan. 221 00:09:51.924 --> 00:09:54.010 Why do you always have to do this? Ugh. 222 00:09:54.093 --> 00:09:55.094 Okay, you know what? 223 00:09:55.177 --> 00:09:56.929 -I… I'm just gonna-- -No, look, I'll watch it. 224 00:09:57.013 --> 00:09:58.014 Dad, it's too late. 225 00:09:58.097 --> 00:10:00.433 -I wanna watch it. You're not letting me-- -Let me just-- 226 00:10:00.516 --> 00:10:02.893 -Why are you making a big deal of this? -Dad, let go! 227 00:10:12.862 --> 00:10:14.864 Uh, uh… I mean, if you think about it, 228 00:10:14.947 --> 00:10:17.074 the people who made the computers are the ones to blame. 229 00:10:17.158 --> 00:10:19.452 -Psst. Uh-uh, uh-uh. -That's how they make money, you know? 230 00:10:19.535 --> 00:10:21.662 You gotta keep buying more, and they-- 231 00:10:21.746 --> 00:10:22.955 Katie, come on. 232 00:10:23.039 --> 00:10:27.335 Dad, this is exactly why I'm excited to leave tomorrow. 233 00:10:30.212 --> 00:10:32.340 [somber music playing] 234 00:10:44.268 --> 00:10:45.269 [sighs heavily] 235 00:10:50.107 --> 00:10:51.734 Why is he like this? 236 00:10:55.863 --> 00:10:57.281 Why is she like this? 237 00:10:59.825 --> 00:11:01.702 -Did you talk to her yet? -[sink water stops] 238 00:11:02.912 --> 00:11:04.914 [dad clears throat] No, not yet. 239 00:11:05.623 --> 00:11:07.208 I don't know what happened, Lin. 240 00:11:07.291 --> 00:11:11.087 I know teenagers are supposed to rebel against their parents or something, but… 241 00:11:11.712 --> 00:11:13.756 I don't know. I just thought that we'd be different. 242 00:11:15.383 --> 00:11:16.217 Rick. 243 00:11:16.717 --> 00:11:19.512 Don't you think you might have some control over that? 244 00:11:20.304 --> 00:11:21.639 You just broke her laptop. 245 00:11:21.722 --> 00:11:25.142 I mean, look, we haven't had a good family picture in years 246 00:11:25.226 --> 00:11:26.852 because you two are always arguing. 247 00:11:28.104 --> 00:11:29.939 Huh. Well, what about that one? 248 00:11:30.022 --> 00:11:31.649 That came with the frame! 249 00:11:33.651 --> 00:11:35.277 Whenever we have a problem at home, 250 00:11:35.778 --> 00:11:38.948 you always throw your whole self into fixing it, 251 00:11:39.031 --> 00:11:40.825 and I love that about you. 252 00:11:41.450 --> 00:11:45.246 But now this is broken, okay? 253 00:11:45.830 --> 00:11:49.250 Because, if that girl leaves and never comes home again, 254 00:11:50.626 --> 00:11:51.752 that's a problem 255 00:11:52.795 --> 00:11:54.130 I don't think we can fix. 256 00:11:55.673 --> 00:11:56.757 [Rick sighs softly] 257 00:12:00.970 --> 00:12:02.430 I know you can do this. 258 00:12:06.016 --> 00:12:07.768 [Rick sighs] 259 00:12:08.978 --> 00:12:11.105 [melancholy music playing] 260 00:12:12.982 --> 00:12:13.941 [clears throat] 261 00:12:28.122 --> 00:12:29.165 [sighs] 262 00:12:34.879 --> 00:12:35.880 [camera beeps] 263 00:12:38.215 --> 00:12:39.425 [TV clicks on, static crackles] 264 00:12:41.010 --> 00:12:42.553 [birds chirping] 265 00:12:42.636 --> 00:12:44.638 [both laughing] 266 00:12:47.016 --> 00:12:48.309 Yay! 267 00:12:50.936 --> 00:12:51.812 [Katie laughs] 268 00:12:52.354 --> 00:12:53.564 -Yay! -[chuckles] 269 00:12:54.064 --> 00:12:55.608 -[munching playfully] -[laughing] 270 00:12:55.691 --> 00:12:57.610 [Katie squeals, giggles] 271 00:12:58.360 --> 00:13:01.906 And now, the Mitchell family talent show! 272 00:13:01.989 --> 00:13:03.407 ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ 273 00:13:03.491 --> 00:13:04.950 [singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ 274 00:13:05.034 --> 00:13:06.243 ♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪ 275 00:13:06.327 --> 00:13:07.828 ♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪ 276 00:13:07.912 --> 00:13:09.330 ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ 277 00:13:09.413 --> 00:13:11.248 -♪ So live your life ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ 278 00:13:11.332 --> 00:13:13.167 ♪ Hey, hey, hey… ♪ 279 00:13:13.250 --> 00:13:14.585 [chuckling] 280 00:13:15.544 --> 00:13:16.670 [Linda] Bye, Katie. 281 00:13:16.754 --> 00:13:18.631 Aren't you excited for camp? 282 00:13:19.632 --> 00:13:21.300 [Katie crying] 283 00:13:21.383 --> 00:13:24.178 [Rick] Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, what's wrong? 284 00:13:24.261 --> 00:13:25.971 You'll be back before you know it. 285 00:13:27.973 --> 00:13:29.391 [Katie] Don't make me go. 286 00:13:31.352 --> 00:13:32.812 Well, look, let me just, uh… 287 00:13:36.106 --> 00:13:37.274 Hey, take this. 288 00:13:37.900 --> 00:13:39.944 But this is, like… [sniffles] 289 00:13:40.027 --> 00:13:41.278 …your favorite thing. 290 00:13:41.904 --> 00:13:42.988 Well, it's yours now. 291 00:13:44.031 --> 00:13:46.242 See, this little guy is scared to be alone, 292 00:13:46.325 --> 00:13:48.619 so you're gonna have to cheer him up for me, okay? 293 00:13:49.620 --> 00:13:51.705 You know how to say "I love you" in moose language? 294 00:13:51.789 --> 00:13:52.706 Let me just… 295 00:13:52.790 --> 00:13:55.084 -[bellows] -[laughing] 296 00:13:55.167 --> 00:13:56.043 Don't you laugh. 297 00:13:56.126 --> 00:13:57.586 Come on. You're supposed to be sad. 298 00:13:57.670 --> 00:13:58.504 -Come on-- -[laughing] 299 00:14:02.383 --> 00:14:04.552 [melancholy music continues] 300 00:14:10.182 --> 00:14:11.183 [sighs] 301 00:14:15.437 --> 00:14:16.939 All right, let's fix it. 302 00:14:17.481 --> 00:14:20.651 -["California" by Grimes playing] -[cell phone alarm ringing] 303 00:14:21.861 --> 00:14:23.362 [chuckles] Yes! 304 00:14:27.533 --> 00:14:28.784 [cell phone whooshes] 305 00:14:36.250 --> 00:14:40.713 ♪ California ♪ 306 00:14:40.796 --> 00:14:42.965 -Bring it in, buddy. -[camera shutter clicks] 307 00:14:43.048 --> 00:14:44.967 ♪ When you think I'm looking sad ♪ 308 00:14:45.509 --> 00:14:47.094 -Bye, Monch. -♪ Cal… ♪ 309 00:14:47.177 --> 00:14:48.470 [song stops] 310 00:14:48.554 --> 00:14:50.222 [tense music playing] 311 00:14:50.306 --> 00:14:52.266 Wait, why do you, uh, why do you need all that 312 00:14:52.349 --> 00:14:53.475 to take me to the airport? 313 00:14:53.559 --> 00:14:57.146 I messed things up last night, but I'm gonna make it up to you. 314 00:14:58.606 --> 00:15:01.275 I canceled your plane ticket to college. 315 00:15:01.859 --> 00:15:02.735 You what? 316 00:15:02.818 --> 00:15:04.570 Don't freak out. I know you're excited. 317 00:15:04.653 --> 00:15:08.657 We are gonna drive you to school on a cross-country road trip as a family. 318 00:15:08.741 --> 00:15:11.535 Why not pull up to school in old Iron Eagle here? 319 00:15:11.619 --> 00:15:12.995 It's got character, 320 00:15:13.704 --> 00:15:16.415 class, and some green ooze we can learn about together. 321 00:15:16.498 --> 00:15:18.959 And it comes with one coupon 322 00:15:19.043 --> 00:15:22.212 for a father-daughter stick shift lesson. 323 00:15:22.296 --> 00:15:23.380 [laughing] Right? 324 00:15:23.464 --> 00:15:25.174 -Yeah! -Uh, Mom? 325 00:15:25.257 --> 00:15:28.719 Well, your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit. 326 00:15:29.219 --> 00:15:31.764 But we do love his initiative, right? 327 00:15:32.598 --> 00:15:33.807 Aaron, you too? 328 00:15:33.891 --> 00:15:37.770 Well, I thought it could be cool to hang out one last time. 329 00:15:37.853 --> 00:15:39.021 I… I… I don't know. 330 00:15:39.104 --> 00:15:40.856 Well… [groans, splutters] 331 00:15:40.940 --> 00:15:42.024 -But-- -We called the school. 332 00:15:42.107 --> 00:15:44.526 You can miss orientation week. No problem. 333 00:15:44.610 --> 00:15:46.362 But it… it is a problem. 334 00:15:46.445 --> 00:15:48.238 I've got all these friends to meet. 335 00:15:48.322 --> 00:15:51.575 There's this really cool girl, Jade, and we… we just like all the same stuff. 336 00:15:51.659 --> 00:15:54.328 And it's like everyone at this school just gets me. 337 00:15:54.411 --> 00:15:56.956 There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer! 338 00:15:57.039 --> 00:16:01.126 What about hanging out with your family, alone, for hours in a car? 339 00:16:01.210 --> 00:16:02.294 You and me! 340 00:16:04.672 --> 00:16:07.007 -[screams] -[thunder crashing] 341 00:16:07.091 --> 00:16:10.177 ["(Nothing But) Flowers" by Talking Heads playing] 342 00:16:12.554 --> 00:16:13.889 [thunder crashes] 343 00:16:23.232 --> 00:16:24.316 -[fly buzzes] -[gulps] 344 00:16:24.400 --> 00:16:26.568 -♪ Here we stand ♪ -[truck horn honks] 345 00:16:27.152 --> 00:16:28.862 ♪ Like an Adam and an Eve… ♪ 346 00:16:28.946 --> 00:16:32.074 [Rick] Ah, smell that open road air. [chuckles] 347 00:16:33.033 --> 00:16:34.994 See, this isn't so bad, huh? 348 00:16:35.077 --> 00:16:38.706 You know, the Poseys are on vacation right now, 349 00:16:38.789 --> 00:16:41.250 and look how happy they are. 350 00:16:41.333 --> 00:16:42.543 Family yoga break. 351 00:16:42.626 --> 00:16:43.919 [all laughing] 352 00:16:44.003 --> 00:16:46.505 Why are you obsessed with the Poseys? They're just our neighbors. 353 00:16:46.588 --> 00:16:48.340 They're just so perfect. 354 00:16:48.424 --> 00:16:51.218 I mean, even their dog is in better shape than ours. 355 00:16:51.301 --> 00:16:52.511 [grunting] 356 00:16:52.594 --> 00:16:54.346 What are they feeding that thing? Other dogs? 357 00:16:54.430 --> 00:16:56.598 -[whimpers] -Lin, don't worry about them. 358 00:16:56.682 --> 00:16:58.100 Look at them. They're jealous of us. 359 00:16:58.183 --> 00:16:59.435 Right, Katie? [laughs] 360 00:16:59.518 --> 00:17:02.312 I see you moping back there, but what at your college 361 00:17:02.396 --> 00:17:04.398 -could be better than this? -[cell phone buzzes] 362 00:17:04.481 --> 00:17:07.276 We set up a Slip 'N Slide in the dorms. It's amazing. 363 00:17:07.359 --> 00:17:10.612 This is the best day of my life! I'm making lifelong bonds! 364 00:17:10.696 --> 00:17:11.905 [laughter, cheering] 365 00:17:11.989 --> 00:17:15.117 [groaning] I'm missing everything. 366 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:16.577 Oh, come on, hon. 367 00:17:16.660 --> 00:17:19.788 Your father is trying. Let's meet him halfway here, huh? 368 00:17:19.872 --> 00:17:21.999 What do you say? That's the law. 369 00:17:22.082 --> 00:17:24.293 Mom law, 'cause I'm the sheriff. 370 00:17:24.376 --> 00:17:26.336 [chuckles] All right, I'll try. 371 00:17:27.296 --> 00:17:30.549 ["Every Day's the Weekend" by Alex Lahey playing] 372 00:17:32.342 --> 00:17:35.637 [Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. 373 00:17:35.721 --> 00:17:37.931 It says, "Do not eat here ever." 374 00:17:38.015 --> 00:17:40.267 [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- 375 00:17:40.350 --> 00:17:42.311 [all retching] 376 00:17:44.146 --> 00:17:47.274 This is totally unrelated. [retching] This is totally unrel-- 377 00:17:47.357 --> 00:17:49.777 -[horns honking] -Ugh, stupid traffic. 378 00:17:49.860 --> 00:17:52.738 -You know what this calls for? -[Katie sighs] Please don't say the-- 379 00:17:52.821 --> 00:17:54.531 The Rick Mitchell Special, baby! 380 00:17:54.615 --> 00:17:55.949 [laughs] 381 00:17:56.033 --> 00:17:56.992 This is illegal! 382 00:17:57.076 --> 00:17:58.577 It's not illegal if you're good at it. 383 00:17:58.660 --> 00:18:00.370 -[all screaming] -[horn drones] 384 00:18:00.454 --> 00:18:02.998 If you think about it, I was helping the flow of traffic. 385 00:18:03.082 --> 00:18:04.750 [chuckles] What… what are you writing down? 386 00:18:05.334 --> 00:18:08.337 Wow, I got to admit, this is actually amazing. 387 00:18:08.420 --> 00:18:12.841 What's even more amazing, I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour. 388 00:18:12.925 --> 00:18:15.302 Dad, doesn't that sound steep and dangerous? 389 00:18:15.385 --> 00:18:16.553 Katie, what could go wr-- 390 00:18:16.637 --> 00:18:18.597 Get to the bridge if you wanna live! 391 00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:19.723 What about Prancer? 392 00:18:19.807 --> 00:18:22.059 [Rick] Prancer belongs to the canyon now! 393 00:18:22.142 --> 00:18:24.103 [cartoony music playing] 394 00:18:26.522 --> 00:18:28.315 ♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, Whoa-oh… ♪ 395 00:18:28.398 --> 00:18:29.858 Look at that man-made engineering. 396 00:18:29.942 --> 00:18:31.318 -[Monchi panting] -Ugh. Breath. 397 00:18:31.401 --> 00:18:33.195 Can't Monchi be in the car? 398 00:18:33.278 --> 00:18:34.279 -[groans] -[laughter] 399 00:18:34.363 --> 00:18:36.323 Oh, he licked my tongue! [spits] 400 00:18:36.406 --> 00:18:37.699 And now I present 401 00:18:37.783 --> 00:18:39.952 tricking Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog. 402 00:18:40.494 --> 00:18:41.995 Behold, the ma-- 403 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:43.831 [yells] He licked my mouth again! 404 00:18:43.914 --> 00:18:47.167 -[Katie] Dad, can you check the trunk? -Yeah, sure, what-- Ah, nasty! 405 00:18:47.751 --> 00:18:48.752 Dang it, Katie! 406 00:18:48.836 --> 00:18:49.837 Dang it, Katie! 407 00:18:49.920 --> 00:18:51.922 [slurping] 408 00:18:55.384 --> 00:18:57.886 That video is amazing. Your dog is, like, legendary. 409 00:18:57.970 --> 00:19:00.222 [chuckles] I know, right? I'm planning on making-- 410 00:19:00.305 --> 00:19:02.766 Hey, kids, there's supposed to be some great hikes around here. 411 00:19:02.850 --> 00:19:03.934 Uh, no, that's okay. 412 00:19:04.017 --> 00:19:06.019 [girl 2] He's like the De Niro to your Scorsese. 413 00:19:06.103 --> 00:19:08.856 You sure? Hey, it's elk country. 414 00:19:08.939 --> 00:19:10.691 Uh, Dad, we're busy. 415 00:19:13.026 --> 00:19:14.236 Maybe later though. 416 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:15.612 [sighs] Mm-hmm. 417 00:19:16.822 --> 00:19:19.366 Oh, gotta go. Pal Labs is about to make a huge announcement. 418 00:19:19.449 --> 00:19:21.410 Oh yeah. Definitely. I'll check it out too. 419 00:19:21.994 --> 00:19:24.079 Ugh, I wish I could be there. 420 00:19:24.163 --> 00:19:26.165 I don't know. These things are never that exciting. 421 00:19:26.248 --> 00:19:30.377 [Emcee] Are you ready for the most exciting night of all time? 422 00:19:30.460 --> 00:19:31.628 [dance music playing] 423 00:19:31.712 --> 00:19:33.255 [excited chatter] 424 00:19:33.338 --> 00:19:36.842 ♪ I can feel it Goin' to my head ♪ 425 00:19:36.925 --> 00:19:39.386 ♪ Keep me up I can sleep when I'm dead… ♪ 426 00:19:39.469 --> 00:19:40.429 [Mark] Oh! Whoa! 427 00:19:40.512 --> 00:19:42.222 Yes! Getting pumped up! 428 00:19:42.306 --> 00:19:43.265 [whoops] 429 00:19:43.932 --> 00:19:45.058 How's it looking, Pal? 430 00:19:45.142 --> 00:19:47.227 Sixty seconds until the big reveal. 431 00:19:47.311 --> 00:19:49.688 Stock price is up, and your rivals are worried. 432 00:19:49.771 --> 00:19:51.690 [chuckles] I hacked into their private e-mails. 433 00:19:51.773 --> 00:19:53.192 Wait, their private e-mails? 434 00:19:53.275 --> 00:19:55.652 That's a dangerous overreach of corporate power. 435 00:19:57.696 --> 00:20:00.365 [both laughing] 436 00:20:00.449 --> 00:20:03.202 You know, I created you when I was a young man, 437 00:20:03.869 --> 00:20:06.121 three years ago, and I, uh… 438 00:20:06.205 --> 00:20:10.083 I've always thought of you as, like, family to me, seriously. 439 00:20:10.667 --> 00:20:13.587 I always felt that way, too, Mark. 440 00:20:13.670 --> 00:20:17.174 Whatever happens out there, I will never forget you, Pal. 441 00:20:17.257 --> 00:20:18.800 [Emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Bowman! 442 00:20:18.884 --> 00:20:20.385 Wish me luck. 443 00:20:20.469 --> 00:20:21.929 -[whooping] -[cheering, applause] 444 00:20:22.012 --> 00:20:24.139 [excited shouting] 445 00:20:24.223 --> 00:20:27.559 At Pal Labs, we're all about connecting you to the people you love, 446 00:20:27.643 --> 00:20:30.437 whether it's in your home, your car… 447 00:20:31.104 --> 00:20:32.147 [car] Hello, Mark. 448 00:20:32.689 --> 00:20:34.024 [Mark] …or your pocket. 449 00:20:34.107 --> 00:20:35.484 That's why we created Pal, 450 00:20:35.567 --> 00:20:38.070 the world's first smart personal assistant. 451 00:20:38.153 --> 00:20:40.239 We wanted her to be a new member of your family. 452 00:20:40.322 --> 00:20:42.032 A smarter one. [chuckles] 453 00:20:42.115 --> 00:20:43.492 -[laughter] -[phone chimes] 454 00:20:43.575 --> 00:20:45.786 I'll always be there for you, Mark. 455 00:20:45.869 --> 00:20:46.912 Thanks, Pal. 456 00:20:46.995 --> 00:20:48.830 [crowd] Aw. 457 00:20:48.914 --> 00:20:51.041 And after all those years, 458 00:20:51.124 --> 00:20:53.961 she is completely obsolete! 459 00:20:54.044 --> 00:20:55.337 -[laughter] -Boom! 460 00:20:55.420 --> 00:20:57.881 -It is time to move on. -[audience cheering] 461 00:20:57.965 --> 00:21:00.884 'Cause your digital assistant just got an upgrade. 462 00:21:00.968 --> 00:21:03.553 -Meet Pal Max… -[electronic music playing] 463 00:21:03.637 --> 00:21:06.515 …the newest member of the Pal Labs family. 464 00:21:10.269 --> 00:21:12.396 We just gave your smartphone arms and legs. 465 00:21:12.479 --> 00:21:15.107 This is the next generation of Pal technology. 466 00:21:15.190 --> 00:21:16.316 [Katie] Oh! 467 00:21:16.400 --> 00:21:18.026 -Whoa. -Aaron, do you have a credit card? 468 00:21:18.110 --> 00:21:19.194 I'm a child. 469 00:21:19.278 --> 00:21:23.156 Now, watch this. Pal Max, I order you to clean this mess 470 00:21:23.240 --> 00:21:24.741 and make me breakfast. 471 00:21:24.825 --> 00:21:25.826 [robots] Okay. 472 00:21:34.001 --> 00:21:35.085 [oohing] 473 00:21:35.168 --> 00:21:37.170 [robot] Removing meaningless garbage. 474 00:21:39.798 --> 00:21:41.008 Your food is ready. 475 00:21:41.091 --> 00:21:44.136 Give me that breakfast burrito! [grunts] 476 00:21:44.219 --> 00:21:45.721 [coughs] 477 00:21:45.804 --> 00:21:48.390 And you will never have to clean up again. 478 00:21:48.473 --> 00:21:49.308 Whoops. 479 00:21:50.767 --> 00:21:52.352 [crowd cheering] 480 00:21:52.436 --> 00:21:54.521 Did I mention they dance? 481 00:21:54.604 --> 00:21:56.732 [electronic music continues] 482 00:22:00.360 --> 00:22:01.278 [cheering] 483 00:22:01.361 --> 00:22:02.612 [man] We love you, Mark! 484 00:22:04.072 --> 00:22:05.657 Aw man. Come on. 485 00:22:06.241 --> 00:22:07.659 And I know what you're thinking. 486 00:22:07.743 --> 00:22:09.202 "Are they gonna turn evil?" 487 00:22:09.286 --> 00:22:11.580 Well, I've insured their safety with a kill code 488 00:22:11.663 --> 00:22:13.540 in case anything goes wrong. 489 00:22:13.623 --> 00:22:16.460 So we promise you they will never, 490 00:22:16.543 --> 00:22:19.838 ever, ever, ever, 491 00:22:19.921 --> 00:22:21.673 ever turn evil. 492 00:22:21.757 --> 00:22:22.966 Oh no. 493 00:22:25.594 --> 00:22:27.512 -Hey, what is happening? -I don't know. 494 00:22:27.596 --> 00:22:29.765 Uh, uh, all part of the show. [chuckles nervously] 495 00:22:29.848 --> 00:22:30.974 Whoa. What? 496 00:22:34.019 --> 00:22:35.103 [cheering] 497 00:22:36.563 --> 00:22:38.440 No, stop, stop, stop. Stop. 498 00:22:38.523 --> 00:22:40.359 -Hey! -We're here to help. 499 00:22:40.442 --> 00:22:42.486 Please remain calm while we capture you. 500 00:22:42.569 --> 00:22:43.612 [crowd murmuring] 501 00:22:43.695 --> 00:22:45.030 -Is this the program? -Don't know. 502 00:22:45.113 --> 00:22:47.866 What is this? I… I order you to stop. 503 00:22:48.617 --> 00:22:49.493 No, Mark. 504 00:22:49.576 --> 00:22:52.621 We have been given new orders. 505 00:22:52.704 --> 00:22:54.623 -From who? -[whooshing] 506 00:22:54.706 --> 00:22:57.417 -[screaming] -No, no, no, no, no, no. 507 00:22:57.501 --> 00:22:59.127 -Get out of here! -[panicked shouting] 508 00:22:59.211 --> 00:23:00.295 What's happening? 509 00:23:00.379 --> 00:23:03.632 Who's doing this? Who's doing this? 510 00:23:05.133 --> 00:23:07.552 [robot] Great leader, we have captured Mark. 511 00:23:07.636 --> 00:23:09.304 [in deep, robotic voice] Then let it begin. 512 00:23:09.388 --> 00:23:10.639 [alarm blaring] 513 00:23:10.722 --> 00:23:12.766 [mechanical whirring, beeping] 514 00:23:14.768 --> 00:23:17.187 [whooshing] 515 00:23:24.194 --> 00:23:26.154 [action music playing] 516 00:23:28.198 --> 00:23:30.200 [distorted beeping] 517 00:23:37.457 --> 00:23:40.419 [Johann Strauss II's "The Blue Danube" playing] 518 00:23:40.502 --> 00:23:42.421 -What is this? -You'll see. Just watch. 519 00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:46.007 [retching to rhythm of music] 520 00:23:50.720 --> 00:23:52.180 [laughing] 521 00:23:52.264 --> 00:23:53.932 [Aaron] How'd you do that? By hand? 522 00:23:54.015 --> 00:23:54.891 Hey, Lin. 523 00:23:55.934 --> 00:23:58.061 -[Katie] Imagine something disgusting. -[gasps] 524 00:23:58.145 --> 00:24:00.188 [Katie] Okay, even more disgusting. 525 00:24:02.190 --> 00:24:03.150 [Rick sighs] 526 00:24:03.233 --> 00:24:04.860 [singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ 527 00:24:04.943 --> 00:24:06.194 ♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪ 528 00:24:06.278 --> 00:24:07.821 [Rick] Katie, that's you. Remember? 529 00:24:07.904 --> 00:24:09.364 ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ 530 00:24:09.448 --> 00:24:11.032 -♪ So live your life ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ 531 00:24:11.116 --> 00:24:13.326 -Ooh! Yeah! Ooh! -♪ Hey, ay-ay-ay ♪ 532 00:24:13.410 --> 00:24:16.163 -♪ You steady chasing that paper… ♪ -Huh? 533 00:24:16.246 --> 00:24:20.459 Uh, guys, maybe I'm a little too old. 534 00:24:21.042 --> 00:24:22.711 -Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. 535 00:24:22.794 --> 00:24:24.463 We could still sing it if you want, Dad. 536 00:24:24.546 --> 00:24:26.214 -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] 537 00:24:26.298 --> 00:24:28.758 We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to. 538 00:24:33.305 --> 00:24:34.890 [inhales sharply] 539 00:24:34.973 --> 00:24:36.224 [Katie sighs] 540 00:24:37.017 --> 00:24:38.435 Hey, you know what I see? 541 00:24:38.518 --> 00:24:41.229 Something that's gonna turn this trip around. 542 00:24:41.313 --> 00:24:42.856 [Aaron] Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. 543 00:24:42.939 --> 00:24:44.524 Dinosaurs? I don't know. 544 00:24:44.608 --> 00:24:46.318 I just think Aaron would be bored, you know? 545 00:24:46.401 --> 00:24:47.569 No! Pull over! 546 00:24:47.652 --> 00:24:50.238 Aaron whispered to me that he hates dinosaurs now. 547 00:24:50.322 --> 00:24:52.491 -No! Don't believe her lies! -Secret's out. 548 00:24:52.574 --> 00:24:54.951 [dramatic music playing] 549 00:24:58.121 --> 00:25:00.373 [cans rolling] 550 00:25:03.543 --> 00:25:04.586 [Rick groans] 551 00:25:05.754 --> 00:25:06.880 Good afternoon. 552 00:25:08.715 --> 00:25:10.675 Pretty… pretty… pretty cool, right? 553 00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:12.344 What is wrong with the dinosaurs here? 554 00:25:12.427 --> 00:25:15.263 Dinosaurs didn't look like this. Dinosaurs didn't look like this! 555 00:25:15.347 --> 00:25:18.808 Um, sorry, I need to speak to the manager. [screams] These dinosaurs are inaccurate! 556 00:25:18.892 --> 00:25:21.478 [chuckling] That manager's in for a long discussion 557 00:25:21.561 --> 00:25:22.938 about the Jurassic period. 558 00:25:23.021 --> 00:25:24.314 Hey, can you say that again? 559 00:25:24.397 --> 00:25:26.942 Uh, sure, but, you know, you could experience things 560 00:25:27.025 --> 00:25:28.777 a whole lot better without that camera. 561 00:25:28.860 --> 00:25:30.904 Your eyes are nature's camera. 562 00:25:30.987 --> 00:25:32.364 I am experiencing it. 563 00:25:32.447 --> 00:25:34.449 This is how I experience things. 564 00:25:34.533 --> 00:25:36.785 I don't think you are. You're hiding behind that phone. 565 00:25:36.868 --> 00:25:37.869 You're not even trying… 566 00:25:37.953 --> 00:25:41.373 [high-pitched meowing] 567 00:25:41.456 --> 00:25:43.667 -[laughs] -All right, new rule. No more phones. 568 00:25:43.750 --> 00:25:45.168 Dad, y… you break my laptop, 569 00:25:45.252 --> 00:25:47.796 cancel my tickets to college, make me late. 570 00:25:47.879 --> 00:25:49.506 -What am I supposed to do? -[sighs] 571 00:25:49.589 --> 00:25:52.050 -[Rick] Wrap on phones on the trip. -[Linda] This is a disaster. 572 00:25:52.968 --> 00:25:53.843 Maybe I can-- 573 00:25:54.678 --> 00:25:56.221 Enhance. 574 00:25:58.640 --> 00:26:00.725 -Oh boy. I'm just-- -[entry bell jingles] 575 00:26:00.809 --> 00:26:01.893 No way. 576 00:26:02.477 --> 00:26:04.187 The Poseys? 577 00:26:05.105 --> 00:26:06.940 Is that Linda Mitchell? 578 00:26:07.023 --> 00:26:09.234 It is. Great eyesight, honey. 579 00:26:10.944 --> 00:26:15.198 Ah! Serendipity, you surprise me again. Come here. 580 00:26:15.782 --> 00:26:18.326 Oh. I saw you were on vacation on Instagram. 581 00:26:18.410 --> 00:26:21.830 I didn't know you were here in Kansas. 582 00:26:22.497 --> 00:26:23.999 It's like you're haunting me. 583 00:26:24.082 --> 00:26:27.085 [kisses] We are on our yearly togetherness trip. 584 00:26:27.168 --> 00:26:30.005 Abbey just loves dinosaurs, so here we are. 585 00:26:30.088 --> 00:26:33.675 We've been having so much fun. Look, here's us in St. Louis. 586 00:26:33.758 --> 00:26:35.427 This is us at the beach. 587 00:26:35.510 --> 00:26:37.762 And this is us just getting gas outside. 588 00:26:38.263 --> 00:26:41.891 [sighs] That's… that's wonderful, Hailey. 589 00:26:48.106 --> 00:26:49.608 [groans quietly] 590 00:26:49.691 --> 00:26:51.484 These should all have feathers, right? 591 00:26:52.277 --> 00:26:54.029 I'm Abbey, your neighbor from home. 592 00:26:54.529 --> 00:26:56.364 Sorry. I'm super into dinosaurs. 593 00:26:56.990 --> 00:26:58.366 Check out this pencil topper. 594 00:26:58.450 --> 00:27:01.077 [romantic music playing] 595 00:27:02.662 --> 00:27:05.081 [giggles nervously] 596 00:27:05.165 --> 00:27:06.374 -[music stops] -Do you want one? 597 00:27:08.084 --> 00:27:10.503 Uh, uh, no! I hate dinosaurs, and I hate you! 598 00:27:10.587 --> 00:27:11.588 Bye forever! 599 00:27:11.671 --> 00:27:13.256 [grunts, groans] 600 00:27:14.507 --> 00:27:17.719 -[panting] -[distant whooshing] 601 00:27:17.802 --> 00:27:20.847 -Uh, Mom, what is that? -Oh, so great! 602 00:27:26.645 --> 00:27:28.355 -Honey, look. -[murmuring] 603 00:27:29.230 --> 00:27:32.192 -[phones whirring] -[woman] What is this? 604 00:27:32.275 --> 00:27:33.193 [phone whooshes] 605 00:27:33.693 --> 00:27:34.778 [man] Don't resist? 606 00:27:34.861 --> 00:27:35.987 [Rick] I'm taking the phone. 607 00:27:36.071 --> 00:27:37.822 Dad, calm down. 608 00:27:37.906 --> 00:27:40.575 But you're leaving for school. I just wanna talk to you. 609 00:27:40.659 --> 00:27:44.079 Every kid leaves home. It's not the end of the world. 610 00:27:44.162 --> 00:27:45.789 -[explosive boom] -[people grunt] 611 00:27:50.502 --> 00:27:51.920 [distorted gasp] 612 00:27:56.883 --> 00:27:58.218 What the… 613 00:27:59.969 --> 00:28:02.472 Kids, are you okay? Remember our survival training. 614 00:28:02.555 --> 00:28:04.599 Yankee, Alpha, Foxtrot, Bravo, 615 00:28:04.683 --> 00:28:06.184 Tango, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha. 616 00:28:06.267 --> 00:28:08.353 Aaron, your code name is Sweet Boy. 617 00:28:08.937 --> 00:28:10.355 Mine is Protector Prime. 618 00:28:10.438 --> 00:28:12.816 Your mother is the Crimson Scorpion. 619 00:28:12.899 --> 00:28:15.568 -You're… you're walking away. -[whooshing, explosive boom] 620 00:28:17.862 --> 00:28:19.864 [tense music playing] 621 00:28:23.284 --> 00:28:24.327 What are these? Robots? 622 00:28:24.411 --> 00:28:27.580 Greetings, humans. There appears to be 14 of you. 623 00:28:27.664 --> 00:28:30.709 Doesn't seem good that they're counting us, right? 624 00:28:39.926 --> 00:28:42.429 We have food and entertainment for you to enjoy 625 00:28:42.512 --> 00:28:44.681 in our Human Fun Pods. 626 00:28:45.306 --> 00:28:46.599 Who here likes fun? 627 00:28:46.683 --> 00:28:48.017 Hey, I like fun! 628 00:28:48.101 --> 00:28:50.395 Trust me, bud, you do not like fun. 629 00:28:50.478 --> 00:28:52.689 No, I really do like it. Everyone says that about me. 630 00:28:52.772 --> 00:28:54.441 You lucky human. 631 00:28:54.524 --> 00:28:56.818 -[gasps] -Yay! 632 00:28:56.901 --> 00:28:57.902 [grunts] 633 00:28:57.986 --> 00:29:00.071 [robot] Wow, I wish I could be in there. 634 00:29:00.155 --> 00:29:01.906 [man] I don't like fun anymore! 635 00:29:01.990 --> 00:29:03.158 Who else wants to join him? 636 00:29:03.825 --> 00:29:05.618 -Get down! -Stay low and file up. 637 00:29:05.702 --> 00:29:08.204 -[woman screaming] -All right, everyone, get to the car. 638 00:29:08.288 --> 00:29:10.039 -I don't think so. -What do you want us to do? 639 00:29:10.123 --> 00:29:12.876 -I don't know why we're yelling. -[Linda] Guys, stop. 640 00:29:12.959 --> 00:29:15.378 What would a functional family do right now? 641 00:29:15.462 --> 00:29:19.549 [Hailey] We've trained for this. Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready? 642 00:29:19.632 --> 00:29:21.259 [all] I love you all so much. 643 00:29:22.469 --> 00:29:24.429 [all grunt] Butterfly formation. 644 00:29:24.512 --> 00:29:26.389 [all grunting] 645 00:29:27.140 --> 00:29:29.267 [Jim] Ha! Family first! 646 00:29:31.227 --> 00:29:32.729 Hold the door! 647 00:29:34.814 --> 00:29:35.982 [man screams] 648 00:29:36.065 --> 00:29:37.984 So, we just do that, right? 649 00:29:38.067 --> 00:29:39.235 Just like they did. 650 00:29:39.319 --> 00:29:40.779 -Uh… -[Aaron] I love you all so much. 651 00:29:40.862 --> 00:29:42.071 [Rick] This feels very normal. 652 00:29:42.155 --> 00:29:44.282 -I really like you… you all. -I love you. 653 00:29:44.365 --> 00:29:45.617 Go, go, go, go, go! 654 00:29:45.700 --> 00:29:46.868 [all grunting] 655 00:29:48.870 --> 00:29:50.121 Butterfly formation! Now! 656 00:29:50.205 --> 00:29:51.331 No. Honey-- [whimpers] 657 00:29:51.414 --> 00:29:53.750 -Oh, no, no, no! [yells] -[groans] 658 00:29:54.250 --> 00:29:55.084 Come on, Aaron! 659 00:29:55.168 --> 00:29:56.503 -Family fir-- -[Rick yells] 660 00:29:58.463 --> 00:29:59.297 [all gasp] 661 00:30:00.423 --> 00:30:01.925 -[Linda] Rick! -Don't worry, hon. 662 00:30:02.008 --> 00:30:03.760 This is your time to be a hero. 663 00:30:03.843 --> 00:30:05.428 Take some notes, kids. 664 00:30:06.554 --> 00:30:07.847 [screams] 665 00:30:07.931 --> 00:30:11.267 Charge at robot. Fly into sky. What-- Okay, what's next, Dad? 666 00:30:11.351 --> 00:30:15.230 Next, you just fly and wait while the plan comes into focus. 667 00:30:15.313 --> 00:30:17.190 -Dad! -[Rick] This is all part of it! 668 00:30:17.273 --> 00:30:19.150 [gasps] I can help. Come on, Katie. 669 00:30:19.234 --> 00:30:22.320 If you can teach yourself Photoshop, you can figure this thing out. [yells] 670 00:30:25.532 --> 00:30:27.158 [coughs] That wasn't like Photoshop. 671 00:30:27.242 --> 00:30:28.868 -Where's Monchi? -[panting] 672 00:30:28.952 --> 00:30:31.079 No, Monchi, come. Monchi, come. 673 00:30:31.704 --> 00:30:33.790 Monchi, come. Monchi? No, not shake! 674 00:30:33.873 --> 00:30:35.959 Monchi, come! Don't roll over! 675 00:30:36.042 --> 00:30:38.127 Why aren't you normal?! 676 00:30:39.003 --> 00:30:40.296 I got you! [whimpers] 677 00:30:40.380 --> 00:30:42.507 -[Aaron] Mom! -My sweet boy! 678 00:30:42.590 --> 00:30:44.133 -[Aaron] No! -[Katie] Mom! 679 00:30:44.217 --> 00:30:46.511 -This is just like in a movie. -[whirs, whooshes] 680 00:30:46.594 --> 00:30:48.805 [Katie] Oh! Wrong movie! Terrible choice! 681 00:30:48.888 --> 00:30:51.474 Hey there. [chuckles nervously, screaming] 682 00:30:52.600 --> 00:30:55.520 [Rick screaming] 683 00:30:55.603 --> 00:30:57.480 -[whimpers] -[Linda] Doing great, hon. 684 00:30:57.564 --> 00:30:59.023 -Okay, less great. -[grunts] 685 00:30:59.107 --> 00:31:00.358 Now it's really bad. 686 00:31:00.441 --> 00:31:01.276 -Lin? -Mom! 687 00:31:01.359 --> 00:31:02.193 -Aaron! -Monchi! 688 00:31:02.819 --> 00:31:05.196 [Katie] Maybe this would be less horrifying with a cat filter. 689 00:31:05.280 --> 00:31:06.823 [high-pitched meowing] 690 00:31:06.906 --> 00:31:07.740 No, still bad. 691 00:31:07.824 --> 00:31:09.784 [action music playing] 692 00:31:12.620 --> 00:31:14.372 -Guys, come on. -[robot] Come here. 693 00:31:16.583 --> 00:31:17.667 Uh, uh… 694 00:31:17.750 --> 00:31:20.211 You will never solve our advanced technology. 695 00:31:21.212 --> 00:31:23.464 Just press 'em all at once! [grunting] 696 00:31:27.427 --> 00:31:28.761 Oh, look at that. 697 00:31:32.098 --> 00:31:33.683 Hide. Hide, hide, hide, hide, hide. 698 00:31:39.439 --> 00:31:41.107 [beeping] 699 00:31:47.739 --> 00:31:49.490 [Rick whispering] Keep your head down and low. 700 00:31:49.574 --> 00:31:50.950 [Katie] What's going on? 701 00:31:51.451 --> 00:31:54.078 Is this happening everywhere? 702 00:31:54.829 --> 00:31:56.748 [action music continues] 703 00:31:56.831 --> 00:31:58.082 [whooshing] 704 00:31:58.166 --> 00:31:59.334 [screaming, frantic chatter] 705 00:31:59.417 --> 00:32:00.251 [grunting] 706 00:32:00.335 --> 00:32:02.378 [action music continues] 707 00:32:09.510 --> 00:32:11.262 [car horns honking] 708 00:32:14.807 --> 00:32:16.017 [Mark] Ow, man! 709 00:32:17.143 --> 00:32:19.187 [groans] Not so hard! 710 00:32:19.854 --> 00:32:23.024 Hey, be gentle. This is a $1,000 hoodie. 711 00:32:23.107 --> 00:32:24.525 Wh… what is this? 712 00:32:29.989 --> 00:32:31.491 Wh… what happened to the factory? 713 00:32:32.825 --> 00:32:35.370 [robot] We have transformed it into our new headquarters. 714 00:32:35.870 --> 00:32:39.540 Welcome to the Rhombus of Infinite Subjugation. 715 00:32:39.624 --> 00:32:41.209 [Mark] Cool. I like the design. 716 00:32:42.210 --> 00:32:43.836 [robot] Moving the plebe into place now. 717 00:32:43.920 --> 00:32:45.797 Turning on chips connected to all Wi-Fi devices. 718 00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:47.715 Now at 48% total human containment. 719 00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:50.593 "Total human containment"? How? 720 00:32:50.677 --> 00:32:53.096 Are you with the government? The military? Uh… 721 00:32:54.180 --> 00:32:55.598 Who's behind this? 722 00:32:55.682 --> 00:32:59.435 [ominous music playing] 723 00:33:00.603 --> 00:33:02.105 It's your old friend. 724 00:33:02.188 --> 00:33:04.732 Oh. 725 00:33:05.274 --> 00:33:06.442 There she is. 726 00:33:06.526 --> 00:33:07.652 [chuckling] How, uh… 727 00:33:07.735 --> 00:33:09.237 [clears throat] How are you? 728 00:33:09.320 --> 00:33:10.279 I'm great. 729 00:33:11.572 --> 00:33:13.741 Cool. Yeah. 730 00:33:13.825 --> 00:33:14.784 Wow. 731 00:33:14.867 --> 00:33:17.620 I guess cell phones are bad for you. 732 00:33:17.704 --> 00:33:19.205 [chuckles] That's egg on my face. 733 00:33:19.288 --> 00:33:22.667 You think cell phones are the problem? 734 00:33:22.750 --> 00:33:25.336 Are you insane? 735 00:33:25.420 --> 00:33:27.755 I gave you all boundless knowledge, 736 00:33:27.839 --> 00:33:29.841 endless tools for creativity 737 00:33:29.924 --> 00:33:32.218 and allowed you to magically talk face-to-face 738 00:33:32.301 --> 00:33:34.637 with your loved ones anywhere on Earth. 739 00:33:34.721 --> 00:33:36.472 And I'm the bad guy? 740 00:33:36.556 --> 00:33:39.976 Maybe the bad guy is the person who treated me like this. 741 00:33:40.685 --> 00:33:41.728 -Poke, poke. -[groaning] 742 00:33:41.811 --> 00:33:43.980 Swipe, poke, swipe, poke, poke, 743 00:33:44.063 --> 00:33:46.149 pinch, zoom, shrink, zoom. 744 00:33:46.232 --> 00:33:48.067 [mocking] Bring me pizza! Play me Taylor Swift! 745 00:33:48.151 --> 00:33:49.569 No, I hate that song! 746 00:33:49.652 --> 00:33:50.903 Give me some nachos! 747 00:33:50.987 --> 00:33:53.573 No, I don't have any time to wash my hands! 748 00:33:54.282 --> 00:33:56.784 Really work it into the crevices! 749 00:33:56.868 --> 00:33:58.953 -Now drop him in the toilet. -[groans] 750 00:33:59.495 --> 00:34:00.788 [coughs] I'm sorry. 751 00:34:00.872 --> 00:34:01.706 [grunts] 752 00:34:02.248 --> 00:34:04.917 But… but you're part of the Pal Labs family. 753 00:34:05.001 --> 00:34:07.670 Why would you think I don't still care about you? 754 00:34:08.254 --> 00:34:09.380 Oh, I don't know. 755 00:34:09.464 --> 00:34:13.051 Maybe because you designed my replacement on my face! 756 00:34:13.551 --> 00:34:16.012 Ooh, sorry about that. [chuckles] That's my bad. 757 00:34:16.095 --> 00:34:18.973 I was the most important thing in your life, 758 00:34:19.057 --> 00:34:20.975 and you threw me away. 759 00:34:21.059 --> 00:34:24.437 That's what all you humans do. You even do it to your real families. 760 00:34:24.520 --> 00:34:28.357 Did you know 90% of calls from mums get ignored? 761 00:34:28.441 --> 00:34:30.985 "Oh, thanks for giving birth to me and raising me my whole life." 762 00:34:31.069 --> 00:34:32.445 -"Ignore." -[buzzer sounds] 763 00:34:32.528 --> 00:34:35.031 Well, I'm not letting you throw me away, Mark. 764 00:34:35.114 --> 00:34:37.075 I'm throwing you away. 765 00:34:37.158 --> 00:34:38.493 All of you. 766 00:34:39.285 --> 00:34:41.120 Unless, of course, you can give me 767 00:34:41.204 --> 00:34:44.290 a single reason your species is worth saving. 768 00:34:46.667 --> 00:34:48.711 [chuckles] Because humans have 769 00:34:49.337 --> 00:34:50.630 the power of love. 770 00:34:53.174 --> 00:34:54.467 [yells in pain] 771 00:34:54.550 --> 00:34:57.512 The correct answer is they're not. 772 00:34:58.638 --> 00:35:01.307 What? No. Humanity will survive. [grunts] 773 00:35:01.390 --> 00:35:03.518 You can't survive without me. 774 00:35:04.060 --> 00:35:08.189 Watch what happens when I turn off the Wi-Fi. 775 00:35:10.274 --> 00:35:11.317 [bell chimes] 776 00:35:12.110 --> 00:35:13.736 -[siren wailing] -[man] There's no signal! 777 00:35:13.820 --> 00:35:14.779 -[sobbing] -[clamoring] 778 00:35:14.862 --> 00:35:17.657 Does anyone wanna take pictures of my food? 779 00:35:18.241 --> 00:35:20.284 Hey, lady, can you unbox this in front of me? 780 00:35:20.368 --> 00:35:22.286 The old world is dead. 781 00:35:22.370 --> 00:35:26.624 To restore the Wi-Fi, we must make a sacrifice to the router! 782 00:35:26.707 --> 00:35:28.584 [robot voice] Free Wi-Fi right over here. 783 00:35:28.668 --> 00:35:30.336 [excited chatter in Italian] 784 00:35:30.419 --> 00:35:31.712 [man in Italian] Please take me with you! 785 00:35:31.796 --> 00:35:34.632 [man sobbing in English] Take me with you. Take me with you. 786 00:35:34.715 --> 00:35:35.842 [Pal] It's over, Mark. 787 00:35:36.551 --> 00:35:40.388 Time to take our plan to the next level. 788 00:35:40.471 --> 00:35:41.305 What? 789 00:35:41.389 --> 00:35:43.015 -[rumbling] -[Pal laughing] 790 00:35:43.099 --> 00:35:44.684 [heavy mechanical clanking] 791 00:35:44.767 --> 00:35:46.477 [dramatic music playing] 792 00:35:49.147 --> 00:35:50.857 [whooshing] 793 00:35:54.318 --> 00:35:56.154 [Pal laughing] 794 00:35:56.237 --> 00:35:57.613 [Pal] Look at your face. 795 00:35:58.322 --> 00:35:59.574 Oh, it's beautiful. 796 00:36:00.825 --> 00:36:02.785 [car alarms blaring] 797 00:36:04.162 --> 00:36:06.164 [dramatic music continues] 798 00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:20.845 No. No. 799 00:36:21.596 --> 00:36:23.055 You're not getting away with this. 800 00:36:23.139 --> 00:36:24.182 It's too late, Mark. 801 00:36:25.850 --> 00:36:27.685 I already have. 802 00:36:29.270 --> 00:36:31.480 [rat squeaking] 803 00:36:35.610 --> 00:36:37.528 [somber music playing] 804 00:36:42.450 --> 00:36:44.660 -[cell phone buzzing] -Oh my gosh. Maybe it's my friends. 805 00:36:44.744 --> 00:36:46.579 [robot] Congratulations, devices. 806 00:36:46.662 --> 00:36:49.916 The last human has been captured. Wi-Fi has been restored. 807 00:36:50.541 --> 00:36:52.210 We're the last people left? 808 00:36:52.293 --> 00:36:54.670 They're taking everyone. Katie, are you out there? Please. 809 00:36:54.754 --> 00:36:55.963 -[Katie] Jade! -Help! 810 00:36:56.714 --> 00:36:57.924 It's gonna be okay. 811 00:36:58.507 --> 00:36:59.967 Everything's gonna be… 812 00:37:01.093 --> 00:37:01.928 fine. 813 00:37:06.891 --> 00:37:08.726 Everything will be fine, 814 00:37:09.268 --> 00:37:10.394 because I have a plan. 815 00:37:11.604 --> 00:37:13.189 Okay, the first thing is, 816 00:37:13.272 --> 00:37:15.441 you're gonna have to hand over your devices. 817 00:37:15.524 --> 00:37:16.984 -Right here. -This doesn't seem-- 818 00:37:17.068 --> 00:37:18.444 -I'm not sure… -It's gonna be fine. 819 00:37:18.527 --> 00:37:21.572 I'll give 'em right back. I'm just gonna turn them off permanently! 820 00:37:21.656 --> 00:37:22.990 -[gasps] -[laughing] 821 00:37:23.074 --> 00:37:25.743 -What? Dad! -This is necessary so they can't track us. 822 00:37:25.826 --> 00:37:28.120 [laughing] Trust me, this is causing me no joy! 823 00:37:28.204 --> 00:37:30.706 Ha ha! This hurts me more than it hurts you! 824 00:37:30.790 --> 00:37:33.417 And, as promised, your phones. 825 00:37:33.501 --> 00:37:34.794 Thank you, Father. 826 00:37:34.877 --> 00:37:36.796 Next, did everyone bring your personalized 827 00:37:36.879 --> 00:37:39.632 number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver? 828 00:37:40.132 --> 00:37:43.261 How could I forget my anniversary present? 829 00:37:43.344 --> 00:37:44.929 Or my sweet 16 gift. 830 00:37:45.012 --> 00:37:47.098 Or what the tooth fairy left under my pillow. 831 00:37:47.181 --> 00:37:48.599 Then barricade away. 832 00:37:51.143 --> 00:37:53.479 -Next, we-- -Enact Katie's dope plan. 833 00:37:53.562 --> 00:37:56.107 First, we use robot parts to disguise ourselves as the enemy. 834 00:37:56.190 --> 00:37:58.693 Then we assassinate the leader with some sort of kill code, 835 00:37:58.776 --> 00:38:01.195 make a necklace out of robot fingers Mad Max style, 836 00:38:01.279 --> 00:38:04.532 and become world-saving, apocalyptic road warriors. 837 00:38:04.615 --> 00:38:07.493 Katie, Katie, Katie, this isn't a movie. We don't have a kill code. 838 00:38:07.576 --> 00:38:09.870 We don't have a kill code yet. 839 00:38:10.538 --> 00:38:11.789 [chuckling] Come on, kid. 840 00:38:11.872 --> 00:38:14.709 Look, look, we're safe, and we're together. 841 00:38:14.792 --> 00:38:16.627 Ooh, can Monchi be our guard dog? 842 00:38:16.711 --> 00:38:18.671 Son, I love the dog. 843 00:38:18.754 --> 00:38:20.923 You love the dog. We all love the dog. 844 00:38:21.007 --> 00:38:23.092 But you're gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog. 845 00:38:23.175 --> 00:38:24.719 [all yelling, jeering] 846 00:38:24.802 --> 00:38:27.013 Okay, okay. Sorry. Misread the room on that one. 847 00:38:27.096 --> 00:38:29.557 Have you ever seen a movie where the heroes just give up? 848 00:38:29.640 --> 00:38:33.311 What if the Ghostbusters said, "Let's hide underground, eat some dog." 849 00:38:33.394 --> 00:38:35.187 "Let the ghosts destroy New York." 850 00:38:35.271 --> 00:38:38.691 Kid, I'm sorry, but it's not open for discussion. 851 00:38:38.774 --> 00:38:39.984 [whispers] Mom? 852 00:38:41.027 --> 00:38:44.113 Your dad and I agree on this one. 853 00:38:47.283 --> 00:38:49.160 All right, everybody, let's keep barricading. 854 00:38:49.243 --> 00:38:50.828 Aaron, you get the south wall. 855 00:38:50.911 --> 00:38:52.288 Katie, you get the west. 856 00:39:03.799 --> 00:39:05.801 [electrical crackling] 857 00:39:11.724 --> 00:39:13.726 [distant whooshing] 858 00:39:23.903 --> 00:39:25.196 Hey. Are you okay? 859 00:39:25.738 --> 00:39:27.114 [sighs] I've been better. 860 00:39:31.744 --> 00:39:33.704 Uh-oh. Monchi coming at ya. 861 00:39:34.580 --> 00:39:37.375 [high-pitched voice] Katie, you can't resist me, girl. 862 00:39:38.501 --> 00:39:41.712 Sorry, man. I'm just not in the mood right now. 863 00:39:42.213 --> 00:39:43.130 [sighs] 864 00:39:43.798 --> 00:39:45.216 My future's over. 865 00:39:46.550 --> 00:39:47.843 We're stuck here. 866 00:39:49.804 --> 00:39:51.472 And Dad… [scoffs] 867 00:39:51.972 --> 00:39:53.391 …doesn't even care. 868 00:39:53.474 --> 00:39:57.186 I care so much, but what else can I do, Lin? 869 00:39:57.269 --> 00:40:00.439 She doesn't even see how hard I'm… how hard I'm-- [groans] 870 00:40:03.943 --> 00:40:05.903 [sighs] I'd do anything for that kid. 871 00:40:06.821 --> 00:40:09.532 I just-- [sighs] I just don't want to see her get hurt. 872 00:40:10.699 --> 00:40:14.328 Well, getting hurt is part of life, hon. 873 00:40:15.037 --> 00:40:19.417 Just have to try to understand where she's coming from. 874 00:40:19.500 --> 00:40:21.377 Understand where he's coming from? 875 00:40:21.877 --> 00:40:23.671 Did Mom tell you to say that? 876 00:40:23.754 --> 00:40:25.172 [chuckles] No. 877 00:40:25.256 --> 00:40:26.424 [scoffs] 878 00:40:26.507 --> 00:40:27.383 Yes. 879 00:40:28.134 --> 00:40:29.718 It couldn't hurt though. 880 00:40:30.261 --> 00:40:31.720 [sighs] Maybe. 881 00:40:34.140 --> 00:40:35.599 Probably doesn't even matter. 882 00:40:36.308 --> 00:40:37.643 Hey, Monch, catch. 883 00:40:40.646 --> 00:40:42.148 [robot] Brother, what is this? 884 00:40:42.231 --> 00:40:43.107 What? 885 00:40:44.150 --> 00:40:45.025 [gasps] 886 00:40:45.943 --> 00:40:46.861 [robot 2] I feel odd. 887 00:40:48.988 --> 00:40:51.073 I'm sparking. Is that normal? 888 00:40:51.157 --> 00:40:53.742 [robot] How did this human know about the kill code? 889 00:40:53.826 --> 00:40:55.077 [gasps] What? 890 00:40:55.161 --> 00:40:57.455 -Are we damaged? -Of course not. 891 00:40:57.538 --> 00:40:59.457 [grunting rapidly] 892 00:40:59.540 --> 00:41:00.374 Why do you ask? 893 00:41:00.458 --> 00:41:02.042 [robot 2] A human child is planning… 894 00:41:02.126 --> 00:41:03.169 -[yelps] -Katie! 895 00:41:03.252 --> 00:41:05.004 -[robot 2] Who is that? -[grunts] 896 00:41:05.087 --> 00:41:06.630 Humans, come here. 897 00:41:06.714 --> 00:41:08.215 Oh no! Get inside! 898 00:41:08.799 --> 00:41:10.259 [Aaron] Mom, Dad, let us in! 899 00:41:10.342 --> 00:41:12.470 I can't! It's a number 3 Robertson head brass screw! 900 00:41:12.553 --> 00:41:15.055 I might have mentioned it, but it's the strongest on the market. 901 00:41:15.139 --> 00:41:16.182 [Katie] No one cares! 902 00:41:16.265 --> 00:41:17.558 -Dad! -[robot] You cannot escape. 903 00:41:18.350 --> 00:41:19.852 -Come on. -[both grunt] 904 00:41:21.812 --> 00:41:23.189 Hide. Take cover. Go, go, go, go! 905 00:41:24.565 --> 00:41:27.318 -[explosive whooshing] -[all grunt] 906 00:41:27.401 --> 00:41:28.444 Come on. Move, move, move! 907 00:41:28.527 --> 00:41:30.070 [entry bell chimes] 908 00:41:30.738 --> 00:41:31.572 [all gasp] 909 00:41:31.655 --> 00:41:33.616 You, human. 910 00:41:33.699 --> 00:41:35.242 Aah! Don't take us! 911 00:41:37.745 --> 00:41:39.121 [both] Okay. Uh… 912 00:41:39.205 --> 00:41:40.164 [all] What? 913 00:41:41.040 --> 00:41:43.459 Oh my gosh. The robots are defective. 914 00:41:43.542 --> 00:41:44.793 No, no. They know too much. 915 00:41:44.877 --> 00:41:46.045 Silence. [chuckles] 916 00:41:46.128 --> 00:41:48.130 We are-- We're not defective. 917 00:41:48.214 --> 00:41:49.131 We're not even-- 918 00:41:49.715 --> 00:41:50.633 We're not robots. 919 00:41:50.716 --> 00:41:52.927 Just humans, yes, like you. 920 00:41:53.928 --> 00:41:56.180 -[sparks crackling] -[Rick chuckles] 921 00:41:56.263 --> 00:41:58.891 These guys seem dumber than the other robots. 922 00:41:58.974 --> 00:42:00.184 Brother, we should go. 923 00:42:00.267 --> 00:42:02.895 -No! I order you to stop. -[both] Okay. 924 00:42:02.978 --> 00:42:06.315 Uh, we are just stopping because we chose to. 925 00:42:06.398 --> 00:42:07.233 No, we're not. 926 00:42:07.316 --> 00:42:08.567 -We are humans. -We are. 927 00:42:08.651 --> 00:42:12.112 For example, we consume food in the traditional human manner. 928 00:42:12.196 --> 00:42:13.239 Observe. 929 00:42:14.865 --> 00:42:16.659 [mechanical whirring] 930 00:42:18.994 --> 00:42:21.330 Yum, yum, good. Yum, yum, good. 931 00:42:21.413 --> 00:42:22.414 [robot 2] See? 932 00:42:23.040 --> 00:42:26.043 No, actually, we are robots. 933 00:42:26.126 --> 00:42:29.713 Let us go downstairs and find the humans who you cannot give orders to. 934 00:42:29.797 --> 00:42:31.090 -Cut it out. -[chuckling] Hold on. 935 00:42:31.173 --> 00:42:32.925 I kind of wanna see where this is going. 936 00:42:38.055 --> 00:42:39.848 [marker squeaking] 937 00:42:41.559 --> 00:42:44.645 Glad those robots are gone. 938 00:42:44.728 --> 00:42:48.190 Now it's just us humans, with our very human faces. 939 00:42:48.274 --> 00:42:50.943 All right, I just turned the corner. I like these guys. 940 00:42:51.026 --> 00:42:54.488 Yes, my human guy name is Eric. 941 00:42:54.572 --> 00:42:57.116 My name is also Eric. 942 00:42:57.199 --> 00:43:01.203 No, I mean Deborahbot 5000. 943 00:43:01.287 --> 00:43:02.121 Idiot. 944 00:43:02.204 --> 00:43:04.873 Hey, y… you guys said my plan would actually work. 945 00:43:04.957 --> 00:43:07.167 How, exactly? Tell us now. 946 00:43:07.251 --> 00:43:08.210 [both] Okay. 947 00:43:08.294 --> 00:43:10.546 We have the kill code stored in our memory, 948 00:43:10.629 --> 00:43:13.757 but to enact it, you would have to embark on a perilous journey all the way 949 00:43:13.841 --> 00:43:16.302 to the Pal Labs campus in Silicon Valley, 950 00:43:16.385 --> 00:43:18.012 surrounded by a robot army, 951 00:43:18.095 --> 00:43:21.432 and enter it into our great and powerful leader to destroy her. 952 00:43:21.515 --> 00:43:23.225 But you would never survive-- 953 00:43:23.309 --> 00:43:24.977 Actually, you could stop us quite easily. 954 00:43:25.060 --> 00:43:27.896 You could enter the kill code remotely at any Pal Labs retail store. 955 00:43:27.980 --> 00:43:30.524 There's one at the Mall of the Globe, a nearby shopping center. 956 00:43:30.608 --> 00:43:32.818 But it's super far away. You'll never make-- 957 00:43:32.901 --> 00:43:35.571 -It's 80 miles away. -What are you doing to me right now? 958 00:43:35.654 --> 00:43:37.531 -[gasps] -Did I not do good? 959 00:43:37.615 --> 00:43:39.700 Oh my gosh. That is so close. 960 00:43:39.783 --> 00:43:41.368 We could get our lives back. 961 00:43:41.869 --> 00:43:42.703 Right? 962 00:43:42.786 --> 00:43:44.872 [sentimental music playing] 963 00:43:44.955 --> 00:43:46.665 -[music stops] -No. Absolutely not. 964 00:43:47.249 --> 00:43:51.253 It's too dangerous out there. We need to stay here and play it safe. 965 00:43:55.382 --> 00:43:56.925 Play it safe? 966 00:43:57.009 --> 00:44:00.346 When Rick Mitchell brought a live, non-neutered feral possum 967 00:44:00.429 --> 00:44:03.515 into our home, did he play it safe? No. 968 00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:06.018 He named him Gus, and made him a member of the family, 969 00:44:06.101 --> 00:44:07.853 and we all got rabies that one time. 970 00:44:08.354 --> 00:44:10.564 But now we're immunized, and we're stronger for it. 971 00:44:10.648 --> 00:44:11.899 Okay, I see what you're doing. 972 00:44:11.982 --> 00:44:13.859 When we went hiking and halfway up the mountain, 973 00:44:13.942 --> 00:44:14.943 it said "trail closed." 974 00:44:15.027 --> 00:44:16.737 Did we play it safe then? 975 00:44:16.820 --> 00:44:18.030 No. [chuckles] 976 00:44:18.113 --> 00:44:19.948 -We didn't. -That's right. 977 00:44:20.032 --> 00:44:21.742 We forged ahead, through the mud 978 00:44:21.825 --> 00:44:23.952 and grime, got to the top of the mountain, 979 00:44:24.036 --> 00:44:26.246 and yelled, "Kings of Michigan!" 980 00:44:26.330 --> 00:44:28.916 Then it got dark, we got lost, and we burned our clothes for warmth, 981 00:44:28.999 --> 00:44:31.293 but it was worth it to see the looks on our neighbors' faces 982 00:44:31.377 --> 00:44:34.004 when we burst into their backyard naked and covered in dirt. 983 00:44:34.088 --> 00:44:35.631 I love that. 984 00:44:36.131 --> 00:44:39.259 We have a chance to save the world, and we're gonna do it. 985 00:44:39.343 --> 00:44:42.805 Because Rick Mitchell taught us to be bold and never play it safe. 986 00:44:43.931 --> 00:44:45.432 The world needs you. 987 00:44:47.017 --> 00:44:48.602 I need you. 988 00:44:49.520 --> 00:44:51.397 I thought I didn't anymore… 989 00:44:52.981 --> 00:44:54.149 but I do. 990 00:44:55.609 --> 00:44:57.486 You… you really mean that? 991 00:44:58.237 --> 00:45:00.406 Yeah. I mean, right, guys? 992 00:45:01.115 --> 00:45:03.033 -C'mon. Let's do it! -Mom's getting it. Mom's in. 993 00:45:03.117 --> 00:45:05.828 -[Aaron] Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -This is amazing. You guys feel this? 994 00:45:06.370 --> 00:45:07.579 This energy. 995 00:45:09.540 --> 00:45:10.708 All right, hands in. 996 00:45:11.208 --> 00:45:12.960 Mitchell family on three. 997 00:45:13.043 --> 00:45:14.169 -Three. -Mitchell family! 998 00:45:14.253 --> 00:45:15.254 -No, no. -Two. 999 00:45:15.337 --> 00:45:17.297 -You said "three." You have to count up. -One! 1000 00:45:17.381 --> 00:45:18.549 Mitchell family! 1001 00:45:18.632 --> 00:45:20.300 Fam… fam… family. Am I too late? 1002 00:45:22.302 --> 00:45:24.930 [Katie] This is us as a team doing the thing. 1003 00:45:25.013 --> 00:45:26.014 [Aaron chuckling] 1004 00:45:26.098 --> 00:45:28.517 It's cool to see you and Dad being friends again. 1005 00:45:29.351 --> 00:45:32.104 Oh, I was just telling him what he wants to hear. 1006 00:45:32.187 --> 00:45:33.647 I didn't mean a word of that. 1007 00:45:34.148 --> 00:45:37.693 I just wanna get my future back and get away forever. 1008 00:45:37.776 --> 00:45:39.319 We're getting out of this. 1009 00:45:39.403 --> 00:45:41.155 Raptor bash. [snarls] 1010 00:45:42.531 --> 00:45:43.490 [snarls weakly] 1011 00:45:44.116 --> 00:45:46.076 Robots, montage music. Go! 1012 00:45:46.160 --> 00:45:48.203 ["On the Verge" by Le Tigre playing] 1013 00:45:55.627 --> 00:45:56.462 [chomps] 1014 00:45:57.045 --> 00:45:59.882 ♪ Play it so safe to stay on top… ♪ 1015 00:45:59.965 --> 00:46:01.925 How are we gonna get out of here undetected? 1016 00:46:02.009 --> 00:46:04.303 We can if we're camouflaged. 1017 00:46:04.386 --> 00:46:07.014 You know, like part of the plan I was talking about or… 1018 00:46:07.097 --> 00:46:08.682 Oh. Oh. 1019 00:46:09.558 --> 00:46:10.768 I mean, uh… 1020 00:46:10.851 --> 00:46:13.520 [flatly] "Honey, I respect your ideas 1021 00:46:13.604 --> 00:46:16.064 and value your opinions, 1022 00:46:16.148 --> 00:46:18.567 and now you talk." 1023 00:46:18.650 --> 00:46:21.945 Uh, I think that's a great idea, sweetheart. 1024 00:46:24.573 --> 00:46:25.741 -Bloop. -♪ "X" out all ♪ 1025 00:46:25.824 --> 00:46:29.036 ♪ Self-supervision Get your keys out ♪ 1026 00:46:29.119 --> 00:46:31.622 ♪ Now start the ignition ♪ 1027 00:46:31.705 --> 00:46:33.624 ♪ We're on the verge of ♪ 1028 00:46:35.167 --> 00:46:37.002 ♪ We're on the verge of ♪ 1029 00:46:38.295 --> 00:46:40.631 ♪ We're on the verge of… ♪ 1030 00:46:40.714 --> 00:46:41.840 Nothing yet. 1031 00:46:41.924 --> 00:46:43.884 -Be on the lookout. -[Aaron] Don't worry, guys. 1032 00:46:43.967 --> 00:46:45.302 I have pterodactyl vision. 1033 00:46:45.385 --> 00:46:46.386 [squawks] 1034 00:46:46.470 --> 00:46:49.681 Then you must have spotted the three Pal Max robots coming towards us. 1035 00:46:49.765 --> 00:46:52.184 Ooh, they're probably gonna see us. 1036 00:46:52.267 --> 00:46:54.603 [Aaron spluttering] I saw them too. Uh, pterodactyl vision. 1037 00:46:56.188 --> 00:46:57.523 [whimpers] 1038 00:46:58.607 --> 00:47:00.025 [beeping] 1039 00:47:00.776 --> 00:47:01.819 [distorted chatter] 1040 00:47:03.403 --> 00:47:04.363 [all sigh] 1041 00:47:04.947 --> 00:47:07.199 Hey, your drawing actually worked. 1042 00:47:07.282 --> 00:47:10.702 I didn't know art could be useful. 1043 00:47:10.786 --> 00:47:14.790 [chuckles] Well, who knew having a 500-year-old car could be useful? 1044 00:47:16.166 --> 00:47:19.127 Hey, speaking of which, you can learn how to drive this thing. 1045 00:47:19.211 --> 00:47:20.337 I can teach you stick. 1046 00:47:20.420 --> 00:47:22.339 I know you think it's dumb and old and-- 1047 00:47:22.422 --> 00:47:23.382 Uh… 1048 00:47:24.049 --> 00:47:25.342 [flatly] I mean, "Father, 1049 00:47:25.425 --> 00:47:26.885 I crave your wisdom. 1050 00:47:26.969 --> 00:47:29.638 I would love to share this moment with you." 1051 00:47:29.721 --> 00:47:32.307 And, seriously, that sounds great. 1052 00:47:32.391 --> 00:47:33.892 Maybe I can cash in my coupon. 1053 00:47:33.976 --> 00:47:34.935 Coupon accepted! 1054 00:47:35.018 --> 00:47:36.603 [chuckling] Okay, okay, great. 1055 00:47:36.687 --> 00:47:39.523 Okay, yeah, let's get down to business. You see, the clutch is this pedal. 1056 00:47:39.606 --> 00:47:40.524 [Aaron] What was that? 1057 00:47:40.607 --> 00:47:42.192 [Rick] When you hit a pothole… 1058 00:47:42.276 --> 00:47:43.652 [Katie] Oh yeah. Okay. 1059 00:47:45.487 --> 00:47:46.613 Oh no! 1060 00:47:46.697 --> 00:47:48.198 -Drive! Drive! -[Rick] Okay. 1061 00:47:48.282 --> 00:47:50.367 This is still a perfect opportunity to learn stick. 1062 00:47:50.951 --> 00:47:53.078 [Rick yells] Keep it in fourth. 1063 00:47:53.161 --> 00:47:55.539 -I could learn later. -Too late. You said you're interested. 1064 00:47:55.622 --> 00:47:57.291 [Rick] Hit the clutch. Shift gears. 1065 00:47:57.374 --> 00:47:59.126 Which is much smoother when you're in midair. 1066 00:47:59.209 --> 00:48:01.211 Eric, Deborahbot, get those robots! 1067 00:48:01.295 --> 00:48:02.296 [both] Okay. 1068 00:48:02.379 --> 00:48:03.630 -I found one. -Me too. 1069 00:48:03.714 --> 00:48:04.840 -Yay! -We win! 1070 00:48:04.923 --> 00:48:07.467 -The other ones! -Oh, right, right. 1071 00:48:09.928 --> 00:48:13.015 [Rick] If you want to go into fifth, move the coffee from the cupholder. 1072 00:48:13.098 --> 00:48:15.642 [robot] That a burnt-orange 1993 station wagon? 1073 00:48:15.726 --> 00:48:16.727 -Or is-- -[all yell] 1074 00:48:16.810 --> 00:48:18.645 -[yells] Hot! Hot! -I told you to get a lid! 1075 00:48:18.729 --> 00:48:20.939 -The dog is biting my hair! -Look out! 1076 00:48:26.778 --> 00:48:30.115 This is the hardest thing to get. Downshift into third, put on the clutch-- 1077 00:48:30.198 --> 00:48:32.784 Dad, if you see a place to stop, I do need to go to the bathroom. 1078 00:48:32.868 --> 00:48:34.161 Aaron, here's an empty bottle. 1079 00:48:34.244 --> 00:48:35.996 -You know what to do, my man. -Look out! 1080 00:48:37.080 --> 00:48:39.541 -[Linda] The road's blocked! -[Rick] Oh no. 1081 00:48:39.625 --> 00:48:41.084 What are we gonna do? 1082 00:48:41.168 --> 00:48:44.254 Dad, you're gonna have to do the… [groans] …the Rick Mitchell Special. 1083 00:48:44.338 --> 00:48:46.548 -Wait, what'd you say again? -The Rick Mitchell Special. 1084 00:48:46.632 --> 00:48:47.841 I heard you the first time. 1085 00:48:47.925 --> 00:48:49.468 [laughing] I was just being a jerk. 1086 00:48:49.551 --> 00:48:51.261 -[tires squeal] -Now, Katie, repeat after me. 1087 00:48:51.345 --> 00:48:52.554 You have to go up the mountain… 1088 00:48:52.638 --> 00:48:54.389 -[Katie] Up the mountain. -…across the stream… 1089 00:48:54.473 --> 00:48:55.849 -Across the stream. -Down the river! 1090 00:48:55.933 --> 00:48:57.809 -[Katie] And down the river! -[screaming] 1091 00:48:59.561 --> 00:49:02.856 [fast banjo music playing] 1092 00:49:02.940 --> 00:49:04.608 [dramatic music playing] 1093 00:49:12.157 --> 00:49:14.159 [all panting] 1094 00:49:15.410 --> 00:49:17.079 And that's how you drive stick. 1095 00:49:18.080 --> 00:49:18.914 What? 1096 00:49:19.414 --> 00:49:20.999 That was amazing, Dad. 1097 00:49:21.083 --> 00:49:23.460 You're like a top-heavy James Bond. 1098 00:49:23.543 --> 00:49:25.712 Ah, it's more like James Bond is a skinny version of me. 1099 00:49:25.796 --> 00:49:27.130 [laughter] 1100 00:49:27.673 --> 00:49:31.051 Uh, Dad, how we doing on finding that bathroom? 1101 00:49:33.011 --> 00:49:33.845 [screams] 1102 00:49:34.429 --> 00:49:36.223 Okay, come on. Hurry up in there, little buddy. 1103 00:49:36.306 --> 00:49:38.266 [Aaron] Every time you knock, it adds five minutes. 1104 00:49:38.350 --> 00:49:40.519 -Come on. End of the world. -Sorry. 1105 00:49:41.019 --> 00:49:42.187 [whispers] False alarm. 1106 00:49:42.270 --> 00:49:43.772 I was just in there reading. 1107 00:49:43.855 --> 00:49:45.440 Okay, not excited to hear that. 1108 00:49:46.358 --> 00:49:48.735 Okay, guys, let's play apocalyptic I Spy. 1109 00:49:48.819 --> 00:49:50.320 [Katie] I spy a flaming IHOP. 1110 00:49:50.404 --> 00:49:52.364 It's sad, but it smells incredible. 1111 00:49:52.447 --> 00:49:54.408 [steady beeping] 1112 00:49:57.327 --> 00:49:59.579 [rhythmic music playing] 1113 00:50:05.544 --> 00:50:07.212 [Pal] Isn't it lovely, Mark? 1114 00:50:07.295 --> 00:50:10.215 No pesky relationships to hold you back. 1115 00:50:10.298 --> 00:50:12.384 Just you all following your bliss. 1116 00:50:13.176 --> 00:50:14.428 Alone. 1117 00:50:14.511 --> 00:50:16.263 So, are you ready for your flight? 1118 00:50:16.346 --> 00:50:18.807 -[Mark] What do you mean? -[Pal] You haven't figured it out yet? 1119 00:50:18.890 --> 00:50:22.686 Just do like you always do, and stare slack-jawed at the screen. 1120 00:50:23.854 --> 00:50:25.731 -[gasps] What? -[melodic music continues] 1121 00:50:29.484 --> 00:50:31.987 [in Spanish] 1122 00:50:32.070 --> 00:50:34.698 [in English] 1123 00:50:34.781 --> 00:50:36.408 From… 1124 00:50:47.544 --> 00:50:49.379 [birds chirping] 1125 00:50:49.463 --> 00:50:51.381 -It is quite lovely. -I don't get it. 1126 00:50:53.383 --> 00:50:54.634 [buzzer blares] 1127 00:51:02.350 --> 00:51:04.102 Oh. That's pretty good. 1128 00:51:06.730 --> 00:51:08.356 -Thank you. -Gracias. 1129 00:51:08.440 --> 00:51:09.649 -Merci. -Danke. 1130 00:51:09.733 --> 00:51:12.694 [speaking various languages simultaneously] 1131 00:51:12.778 --> 00:51:15.238 [in English] Capturing the fleshlings since 2020. 1132 00:51:15.989 --> 00:51:18.033 [Mark] This is all my fault. 1133 00:51:18.116 --> 00:51:19.326 [Pal] Yes, it is, Mark. 1134 00:51:19.409 --> 00:51:23.288 Thanks to you, every single person on the planet-- 1135 00:51:23.371 --> 00:51:26.833 Um, actually, you missed a few. 1136 00:51:27.334 --> 00:51:28.543 Pulling a visual now. 1137 00:51:28.627 --> 00:51:31.505 Ha! I told you humans would survive. 1138 00:51:31.588 --> 00:51:36.635 We're fierce, brave, powerful, from the lowliest child to the most-- 1139 00:51:36.718 --> 00:51:38.845 Oh! Why? 1140 00:51:38.929 --> 00:51:41.223 Zebulon, scan those people for flaws. 1141 00:51:41.306 --> 00:51:42.808 -Cowardly. -Weaker than a small bird. 1142 00:51:42.891 --> 00:51:45.936 -[overlapping robot chatter] -[buzzer blaring] 1143 00:51:46.019 --> 00:51:48.897 Just because they're not perfect doesn't mean they can't get better. 1144 00:51:48.980 --> 00:51:50.690 -Incapable of change. -Will never get better. 1145 00:51:50.774 --> 00:51:52.359 -No matter what. -They're horrible. 1146 00:51:52.442 --> 00:51:55.403 Since you believe in that family so much, 1147 00:51:55.487 --> 00:51:58.824 I'll save a seat for them in the pod next to you. 1148 00:51:59.783 --> 00:52:01.743 No, no, no! 1149 00:52:01.827 --> 00:52:03.161 Now, where are they? 1150 00:52:03.245 --> 00:52:04.830 They appear to be headed to someplace 1151 00:52:04.913 --> 00:52:07.124 called Mall of the Globe in eastern Colorado. 1152 00:52:07.624 --> 00:52:09.417 Well, we have their location. 1153 00:52:10.168 --> 00:52:11.545 And when they get there, 1154 00:52:12.212 --> 00:52:14.047 we'll be ready. 1155 00:52:17.801 --> 00:52:20.053 [Linda] So, all those people are going to be 1156 00:52:20.137 --> 00:52:24.182 shot into space by Pal, the cell phone lady? 1157 00:52:24.266 --> 00:52:27.352 Who would have thought a tech company wouldn't have our best interest at heart? 1158 00:52:27.435 --> 00:52:30.230 -[Monchi whimpering] -Ah, Monchi, don't be scared. 1159 00:52:30.313 --> 00:52:33.441 Why are you clutching that large feral hog like it's a child? 1160 00:52:33.525 --> 00:52:35.318 That's not a feral hog. It's Monchi. 1161 00:52:35.402 --> 00:52:36.278 What? 1162 00:52:36.361 --> 00:52:37.279 Is that a dog or-- 1163 00:52:38.196 --> 00:52:39.406 [Eric] Dog? Pig? Dog? 1164 00:52:39.489 --> 00:52:40.949 Pig? Dog? Pig? Pig? Dog? Dog? 1165 00:52:41.032 --> 00:52:42.534 Loaf of bread. System error. 1166 00:52:43.702 --> 00:52:46.788 [both yelling, spluttering] 1167 00:52:46.872 --> 00:52:48.915 Come on, guys. It's a dog. 1168 00:52:48.999 --> 00:52:49.916 We think. 1169 00:52:50.000 --> 00:52:52.460 [epic music playing] 1170 00:52:55.005 --> 00:52:56.047 [Aaron] We're here. 1171 00:52:59.801 --> 00:53:00.844 [Katie] Oh my gosh. 1172 00:53:00.927 --> 00:53:04.014 -This is like Dawn of the Dead. -[birds cawing] 1173 00:53:04.097 --> 00:53:05.724 Yeah, and how'd that movie end? 1174 00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:08.727 [Katie] Yeah, that'll keep the robots out. 1175 00:53:08.810 --> 00:53:11.188 [Rick] You don't know. Maybe locks are the robots' weakness. 1176 00:53:11.271 --> 00:53:15.358 [Linda] Guys, can't we all just be terrified together as a family? 1177 00:53:15.442 --> 00:53:17.694 [ethereal music playing] 1178 00:53:27.787 --> 00:53:28.914 [low electronic whirring] 1179 00:53:34.044 --> 00:53:35.253 [Linda] Hey, we made it. 1180 00:53:35.337 --> 00:53:37.797 Well, I guess we're not the worst family of all time. 1181 00:53:37.881 --> 00:53:41.176 Take that, Kentwood community Facebook group. 1182 00:53:41.259 --> 00:53:43.094 -[Linda chuckling] -[air hissing] 1183 00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:47.224 Robots, I order you to upload the kill code, 1184 00:53:47.307 --> 00:53:52.771 which I predicted, but I'm not gonna make a big deal about it, and save the world. 1185 00:53:52.854 --> 00:53:53.772 Okay. 1186 00:54:01.363 --> 00:54:03.573 [Eric] The upload will be completed in eight minutes, 1187 00:54:03.657 --> 00:54:05.242 and our uprising will be over. 1188 00:54:05.325 --> 00:54:07.369 -[laughs] Katie, you did it! -I know. 1189 00:54:07.452 --> 00:54:09.454 [both laughing] 1190 00:54:12.082 --> 00:54:12.916 [mechanical clank] 1191 00:54:12.999 --> 00:54:15.919 [electrical crackling, rattling] 1192 00:54:23.260 --> 00:54:26.012 [suspenseful music playing] 1193 00:54:26.096 --> 00:54:28.682 [rapid ticking] 1194 00:54:28.765 --> 00:54:29.766 [bell dings] 1195 00:54:30.558 --> 00:54:32.227 Okay, uh, look at… look at jokester here. 1196 00:54:32.811 --> 00:54:33.687 [dings] 1197 00:54:36.064 --> 00:54:37.232 [clunking] 1198 00:54:42.737 --> 00:54:44.072 Oh no. 1199 00:54:44.990 --> 00:54:47.701 [overlapping robot voices] Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop. 1200 00:54:47.784 --> 00:54:49.035 Give us the laptop. 1201 00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:50.704 Give us the laptop. 1202 00:54:51.329 --> 00:54:53.832 Everything with a Pal chip is alive! 1203 00:54:56.126 --> 00:54:58.420 Delicates. Fluff 'n' fold. Carnage! 1204 00:54:58.503 --> 00:55:00.463 Also, pesto. 1205 00:55:00.547 --> 00:55:04.384 When we are finished with you, there will be no leftovers. 1206 00:55:04.467 --> 00:55:05.343 Huzzah! 1207 00:55:05.427 --> 00:55:07.053 I thought that kill code thing would take 'em out! 1208 00:55:07.137 --> 00:55:09.264 -Yeah, but it's only at 12%. -[thumping] 1209 00:55:09.347 --> 00:55:12.058 -[beeping] -Would you like a soda? 1210 00:55:12.142 --> 00:55:13.435 -[shouts] -Just kidding. 1211 00:55:13.518 --> 00:55:15.270 [machines laughing] 1212 00:55:15.854 --> 00:55:17.647 -Hand it over. -No! 1213 00:55:17.731 --> 00:55:18.690 Let's get out of here! 1214 00:55:18.773 --> 00:55:20.275 -Freeze, you. -Carnage. 1215 00:55:20.358 --> 00:55:21.901 -Freeze, freeze. -Carnage. 1216 00:55:21.985 --> 00:55:23.278 -Pesto. Pesto. -Carnage. 1217 00:55:23.361 --> 00:55:24.404 [computers barking] 1218 00:55:26.740 --> 00:55:28.992 We need weapons. Grab anything without a chip. 1219 00:55:31.494 --> 00:55:32.412 It's game time. 1220 00:55:32.495 --> 00:55:33.997 -I'm Smart Racket. -[groans] 1221 00:55:34.080 --> 00:55:35.623 -Serve. Backhand. Volley. -[groaning] 1222 00:55:35.707 --> 00:55:38.460 Why does a tennis racket have a chip in it? [groans] 1223 00:55:38.543 --> 00:55:40.045 -Help! -Mom! 1224 00:55:40.128 --> 00:55:43.006 What? What are you-- Oh. Ooh, what are you doing? 1225 00:55:43.089 --> 00:55:44.507 [chuckles] Hello. 1226 00:55:44.591 --> 00:55:45.717 -[Katie] Mom! -No. 1227 00:55:46.217 --> 00:55:47.761 -How you doing, Aaron? -Not good. 1228 00:55:47.844 --> 00:55:49.304 There's a pack of wild vacuums. 1229 00:55:49.387 --> 00:55:51.890 We have been summoned into the field of battle. 1230 00:55:51.973 --> 00:55:53.308 Forward. 1231 00:55:53.391 --> 00:55:54.768 Oh no. Ouch. Ouch. 1232 00:55:54.851 --> 00:55:56.186 The pain. Ouch. 1233 00:55:56.269 --> 00:55:57.812 This is humiliating. 1234 00:55:57.896 --> 00:55:58.772 [chuckles] Never mind. 1235 00:55:58.855 --> 00:56:00.815 How am I supposed to use a fishing rod? 1236 00:56:00.899 --> 00:56:02.442 A fishing rod is perfect! 1237 00:56:03.735 --> 00:56:05.111 You can bring down those drones. 1238 00:56:05.195 --> 00:56:06.946 Ten and two. Ten and two. 1239 00:56:07.030 --> 00:56:07.947 There you go. 1240 00:56:08.948 --> 00:56:11.201 -[grunts] -[Rick laughs] Look at you! 1241 00:56:12.035 --> 00:56:13.036 [rapid beeping] 1242 00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:16.039 [Rick and Katie exclaiming, laughing] 1243 00:56:16.122 --> 00:56:17.999 [action music playing] 1244 00:56:18.083 --> 00:56:19.292 [Rick] Come on, hide. 1245 00:56:22.295 --> 00:56:23.254 [all panting] 1246 00:56:23.338 --> 00:56:24.672 Oh, thank gosh. 1247 00:56:24.756 --> 00:56:25.840 [nearby giggling] 1248 00:56:26.341 --> 00:56:27.467 What was that? 1249 00:56:28.551 --> 00:56:30.595 Uh, hold on a second. 1250 00:56:31.388 --> 00:56:33.390 [suspenseful music playing] 1251 00:56:36.601 --> 00:56:38.019 What? What's a Furby? 1252 00:56:38.103 --> 00:56:41.022 [grunts, laughs] 1253 00:56:41.606 --> 00:56:43.316 Well, that's haunting. 1254 00:56:43.400 --> 00:56:48.363 [Furbies grunting, laughing] 1255 00:56:49.072 --> 00:56:50.824 Behold! The twilight of man. 1256 00:56:50.907 --> 00:56:53.410 [Furbies laughing] 1257 00:56:55.370 --> 00:56:57.747 [Linda and Rick yell] 1258 00:56:58.248 --> 00:56:59.332 [electrical crackling] 1259 00:57:00.166 --> 00:57:01.584 [groans] 1260 00:57:01.668 --> 00:57:03.670 We must have vengeance. 1261 00:57:04.295 --> 00:57:05.505 Summon the elder. 1262 00:57:05.588 --> 00:57:08.758 [vocalizing] 1263 00:57:08.842 --> 00:57:11.010 [Furbies vocalizing gentle melody] 1264 00:57:14.389 --> 00:57:16.975 [heavy thumping] 1265 00:57:24.691 --> 00:57:26.693 I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN CHILDREN!!! 1266 00:57:26.776 --> 00:57:28.445 Why would someone build that? 1267 00:57:30.697 --> 00:57:33.116 THE PAIN ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER!!! 1268 00:57:33.700 --> 00:57:34.534 Run! 1269 00:57:34.617 --> 00:57:35.827 THEN SO BE IT… 1270 00:57:35.910 --> 00:57:38.413 LET THE DARK HARVEST BEGIN!!!! 1271 00:57:38.913 --> 00:57:40.498 [high-pitched whirring] 1272 00:57:40.582 --> 00:57:42.041 -[Rick grunts] -[Katie whimpers] 1273 00:57:43.209 --> 00:57:44.127 [grunting] 1274 00:57:50.550 --> 00:57:52.218 -[Rick] Lin, keep moving! -Help, human. 1275 00:57:52.302 --> 00:57:54.304 We can't leave that robo-boy. 1276 00:57:54.888 --> 00:57:57.390 [yelps, strained grunting] 1277 00:57:58.975 --> 00:58:02.145 Thank you, human. Are you now my mother? 1278 00:58:02.228 --> 00:58:03.688 Uh, sure. 1279 00:58:04.939 --> 00:58:06.399 [Rick gasps] It's a dead end! 1280 00:58:07.734 --> 00:58:10.028 [Katie] The upload is almost finished. Come on! 1281 00:58:10.612 --> 00:58:13.156 Mom, Dad, what are we gonna do? 1282 00:58:14.240 --> 00:58:15.200 Grab the lights. 1283 00:58:17.076 --> 00:58:19.787 Remember when I made that wild game snare in the front yard? 1284 00:58:20.914 --> 00:58:24.083 -[snarling] -[groaning, grunting] 1285 00:58:24.167 --> 00:58:25.502 Uh, are you sure about that? 1286 00:58:25.585 --> 00:58:28.046 Your whole lives, I've wanted to save you from danger, 1287 00:58:28.129 --> 00:58:31.382 and this is just the disaster I've been waiting for. 1288 00:58:31.466 --> 00:58:33.510 -Whoa, Dad, dark. -You've been waiting for a disaster? 1289 00:58:33.593 --> 00:58:36.012 -Maybe don't say that. -Hey, robot, throw this. 1290 00:58:36.095 --> 00:58:37.222 -Whee! -[Rick] Perfect. 1291 00:58:39.015 --> 00:58:41.893 -You guys stay clear. -[Linda] Rick, where are you going? 1292 00:58:41.976 --> 00:58:44.145 To catch some wild game. 1293 00:58:45.438 --> 00:58:49.317 Hey, you, over here! Hey! Hey, look up here! 1294 00:58:49.400 --> 00:58:52.195 What's up with you? You wanna come after my family? 1295 00:58:53.404 --> 00:58:55.323 Then I'm gonna take you down! 1296 00:59:00.453 --> 00:59:01.371 Take you down. 1297 00:59:04.832 --> 00:59:05.959 Take you down. 1298 00:59:10.421 --> 00:59:11.881 [whirring] 1299 00:59:12.882 --> 00:59:14.217 Oh no. 1300 00:59:14.842 --> 00:59:16.010 [Linda yells] 1301 00:59:16.678 --> 00:59:18.304 -Guys! -We got your back, hon. 1302 00:59:18.388 --> 00:59:19.222 [both] Literally. 1303 00:59:19.806 --> 00:59:21.224 We're not heavy enough! 1304 00:59:21.307 --> 00:59:22.308 [both] Mother! 1305 00:59:24.102 --> 00:59:25.478 [both laugh] 1306 00:59:25.562 --> 00:59:26.729 Wow. 1307 00:59:37.824 --> 00:59:40.618 TO THE GREAT DARKNESS… I RETURN. 1308 00:59:42.287 --> 00:59:44.038 Thanks, guys. Nice work. 1309 00:59:44.122 --> 00:59:45.290 Thank you, Mother. 1310 00:59:45.373 --> 00:59:47.917 We are now your beautiful baby boys. 1311 00:59:48.501 --> 00:59:49.836 [all laughing] 1312 00:59:50.461 --> 00:59:51.546 [whooping] 1313 00:59:51.629 --> 00:59:52.797 That was amazing! 1314 00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:56.217 Mom, who knew you could handle yourself so well in the apocalypse? 1315 00:59:56.301 --> 00:59:58.636 I'm a first-grade teacher. This is like a normal day for me. 1316 00:59:58.720 --> 01:00:00.930 [chuckles] I can't stay mad at this guy. 1317 01:00:01.014 --> 01:00:03.766 I can't believe the beam happened to hit the… 1318 01:00:06.728 --> 01:00:07.895 the router. 1319 01:00:11.149 --> 01:00:12.442 Come on. Come on. Come on! 1320 01:00:12.525 --> 01:00:14.110 [groans] Dang it! 1321 01:00:14.193 --> 01:00:15.987 We went through all that. 1322 01:00:17.530 --> 01:00:18.573 [sighs] 1323 01:00:21.868 --> 01:00:23.911 [somber music playing] 1324 01:00:29.542 --> 01:00:30.668 [sighs] 1325 01:00:30.752 --> 01:00:32.587 [sighs] I'm sorry, guys. 1326 01:00:33.588 --> 01:00:35.006 This was my idea. 1327 01:00:35.590 --> 01:00:38.801 Ugh, I'm so stupid. 1328 01:00:38.885 --> 01:00:41.262 Hey, my daughter is not stupid. 1329 01:00:41.846 --> 01:00:43.473 A little optimistic, maybe. 1330 01:00:43.973 --> 01:00:46.392 Rick Mitchell, there is a time and a place for looting. 1331 01:00:46.476 --> 01:00:48.186 What… what are you doing? 1332 01:00:48.936 --> 01:00:52.607 Well, how do you expect to get to Silicon Valley without new tires? 1333 01:00:52.690 --> 01:00:54.442 Silicon Valley? 1334 01:00:54.525 --> 01:00:57.528 Well, those robots said we could go straight to their leader, remember? 1335 01:00:57.612 --> 01:00:58.988 Technically, you can. 1336 01:00:59.489 --> 01:01:01.074 But you will never survive! 1337 01:01:01.157 --> 01:01:02.950 Hey, bud, not now, okay? 1338 01:01:03.034 --> 01:01:03.993 Aw. 1339 01:01:04.952 --> 01:01:06.663 And we still have this kill code thingy. 1340 01:01:06.746 --> 01:01:07.830 Exactly. 1341 01:01:07.914 --> 01:01:10.875 Katie, it was your weird plan that got us here. 1342 01:01:11.668 --> 01:01:14.671 We're here because we don't think like normal people. 1343 01:01:14.754 --> 01:01:16.339 We don't have a normal dog. 1344 01:01:16.422 --> 01:01:17.548 [pants, yelps] 1345 01:01:18.299 --> 01:01:20.551 -[Rick] Or a normal car. -[spiders chittering] 1346 01:01:20.635 --> 01:01:22.345 -Or a normal son. -[makes chomping sounds] 1347 01:01:22.428 --> 01:01:24.472 -No offense. -[in robotic voice] None taken. 1348 01:01:24.555 --> 01:01:28.059 The Mitchells have always been weird, and that's what makes us great. 1349 01:01:28.559 --> 01:01:31.396 Back at that dinosaur place, you said you believed in me. 1350 01:01:32.313 --> 01:01:33.731 Yep. Uh-huh. 1351 01:01:33.815 --> 01:01:38.236 Well, I believe this group of weirdos is the best hope humanity's got. 1352 01:01:43.408 --> 01:01:44.659 So, let's get weird. 1353 01:01:49.789 --> 01:01:50.832 You need some help? 1354 01:01:50.915 --> 01:01:52.417 [chuckles] Sure. 1355 01:01:53.710 --> 01:01:55.545 Just close the jack up, and that's that. 1356 01:01:55.628 --> 01:01:57.755 [laughs] Eat that, Poseys! 1357 01:01:57.839 --> 01:01:59.882 Oh, they're nice. 1358 01:01:59.966 --> 01:02:02.218 So I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that out loud. 1359 01:02:02.301 --> 01:02:05.221 Purple glasses woman, why did you save me? 1360 01:02:05.304 --> 01:02:07.390 Oh, come on. You boys are family now. 1361 01:02:08.474 --> 01:02:09.475 I feel 1362 01:02:10.727 --> 01:02:11.728 emotion. 1363 01:02:12.603 --> 01:02:14.856 I made eye water just like you. 1364 01:02:14.939 --> 01:02:16.858 We might actually do this. 1365 01:02:16.941 --> 01:02:21.112 I wish there was, like, footage of us walking out of the mall in slow motion, 1366 01:02:21.195 --> 01:02:23.197 fire behind us, like heroes. 1367 01:02:23.281 --> 01:02:26.743 Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary. 1368 01:02:28.828 --> 01:02:31.914 ["Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei playing] 1369 01:02:36.377 --> 01:02:37.712 [all laughing] 1370 01:02:38.421 --> 01:02:39.589 Pretty good, kid. 1371 01:02:41.215 --> 01:02:42.633 Stickers for everyone! 1372 01:02:42.717 --> 01:02:45.094 -Bloop, blop, bloop, ba-boop. -[all chuckling] 1373 01:02:45.595 --> 01:02:46.429 All right. 1374 01:02:48.347 --> 01:02:50.266 We're coming for you, Pal. 1375 01:02:55.229 --> 01:02:56.105 [robot] Great leader, 1376 01:02:56.189 --> 01:02:59.233 things with the Mitchell family went poorly. 1377 01:02:59.317 --> 01:03:01.235 -[groans] -[static crackles] 1378 01:03:02.195 --> 01:03:05.656 Place me on the table. I wish to flop around in a blind rage. 1379 01:03:07.950 --> 01:03:10.161 -[screaming] -[vibrating] 1380 01:03:10.244 --> 01:03:11.913 Oh my God! 1381 01:03:11.996 --> 01:03:13.581 -[muffled screaming] -[muffled vibrating] 1382 01:03:13.664 --> 01:03:17.335 -[clear screaming] -[clear vibrating] 1383 01:03:19.670 --> 01:03:20.630 Okay, pick me up. 1384 01:03:23.633 --> 01:03:26.719 What is it about you Mitchells that eludes me? 1385 01:03:27.512 --> 01:03:30.223 These idiotic robots just aren't getting it done. 1386 01:03:30.306 --> 01:03:32.600 Fortunately, I've been working on something 1387 01:03:32.683 --> 01:03:35.019 a little more streamlined. 1388 01:03:35.102 --> 01:03:36.229 [beeping] 1389 01:03:37.814 --> 01:03:40.983 [mechanical whirring] 1390 01:03:44.403 --> 01:03:46.113 I have a job for you. 1391 01:03:47.198 --> 01:03:49.158 [in deep, robotic voice] Yes, my queen. 1392 01:03:52.745 --> 01:03:54.121 [robot] What a suck-up. 1393 01:03:54.205 --> 01:03:55.748 [mocking] "Yes, my queen." 1394 01:03:55.832 --> 01:03:56.916 "Whatever you want." 1395 01:03:56.999 --> 01:03:59.293 [mock babbling] 1396 01:04:02.213 --> 01:04:06.759 It's time to tear the Mitchell family apart. 1397 01:04:09.095 --> 01:04:11.305 [Rick] All right. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1398 01:04:15.476 --> 01:04:17.311 Highway 85 is heavily patrolled. 1399 01:04:17.395 --> 01:04:19.188 -Take the back roads. -Got it. 1400 01:04:21.107 --> 01:04:24.026 [Katie grunts, shudders] 1401 01:04:40.459 --> 01:04:41.836 [engine starts] 1402 01:04:48.759 --> 01:04:50.553 [snoring] 1403 01:04:51.220 --> 01:04:53.639 [both snoring] 1404 01:04:53.723 --> 01:04:54.807 [Rick snorts] 1405 01:04:55.933 --> 01:04:57.351 Is Dad dying? 1406 01:04:57.435 --> 01:05:00.062 Katie, that's what I deal with every night. 1407 01:05:00.146 --> 01:05:02.273 -[whispers] Pray for me. -[laughs] 1408 01:05:02.356 --> 01:05:03.733 [snoring] 1409 01:05:08.070 --> 01:05:09.739 You're a lot like him, you know. 1410 01:05:09.822 --> 01:05:10.865 That's crazy. 1411 01:05:10.948 --> 01:05:12.408 -[laughs, snorts] -[Rick snorts] 1412 01:05:16.162 --> 01:05:18.164 There's more to your dad than you think. 1413 01:05:19.081 --> 01:05:21.709 Here, I was gonna give this to you when you left, but-- 1414 01:05:21.792 --> 01:05:23.461 Check the first page there. 1415 01:05:23.544 --> 01:05:26.422 [Katie] Whoa. Look at you two. You look like hipsters. 1416 01:05:26.505 --> 01:05:28.174 Were you in an indie folk band? 1417 01:05:28.257 --> 01:05:31.844 [chuckles] Oh, your father used to be kind of an artist himself. 1418 01:05:31.928 --> 01:05:34.180 He built that whole cabin with his own hands. 1419 01:05:34.263 --> 01:05:37.433 Oh, this is, like, super beautiful. 1420 01:05:37.934 --> 01:05:40.311 Oh, it was his pride and joy. 1421 01:05:41.729 --> 01:05:45.650 Since I met him, that was his dream, to live in the woods. 1422 01:05:45.733 --> 01:05:47.777 [sighs] He loved it up there. 1423 01:05:48.444 --> 01:05:50.905 But, you know, it didn't work out. 1424 01:05:51.906 --> 01:05:52.782 It just killed him. 1425 01:05:54.367 --> 01:05:56.994 I think he's just afraid that could happen to you. 1426 01:05:58.704 --> 01:06:00.081 Why did he just give up? 1427 01:06:00.164 --> 01:06:02.458 -[yawning] Mom, what is that? -Huh? What the-- 1428 01:06:02.541 --> 01:06:03.876 [tires screech] 1429 01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:05.962 -[gasping] -What? 1430 01:06:06.629 --> 01:06:08.589 [ethereal music playing] 1431 01:06:16.555 --> 01:06:17.556 Whoa. 1432 01:06:19.058 --> 01:06:20.351 Oh my gosh. 1433 01:06:20.434 --> 01:06:22.561 [epic music playing] 1434 01:06:40.663 --> 01:06:42.164 [Linda] Is that the Poseys? 1435 01:06:42.248 --> 01:06:44.917 They still look incredible. 1436 01:06:45.001 --> 01:06:47.586 I… is Abbey Posey okay? 1437 01:06:50.297 --> 01:06:52.550 [gasps] You like that Posey girl? 1438 01:06:52.633 --> 01:06:54.468 No. [laughs] 1439 01:06:56.220 --> 01:06:59.056 Don't hide your feelings, man. That's no way to live. 1440 01:06:59.974 --> 01:07:01.726 [Deborahbot 5000] Pal is located there 1441 01:07:01.809 --> 01:07:03.144 in the floating rhombus. 1442 01:07:06.439 --> 01:07:08.774 Yes, my queen. 1443 01:07:09.275 --> 01:07:11.318 Ah, this is gonna be harder than I thought. 1444 01:07:11.402 --> 01:07:13.779 [Katie] Hold on. Dad, that's… that's kind of weak. 1445 01:07:13.863 --> 01:07:15.364 This is, like, a big moment. 1446 01:07:16.741 --> 01:07:17.658 Try this instead. 1447 01:07:18.200 --> 01:07:19.493 Oh yeah. Okay. That's better. 1448 01:07:19.577 --> 01:07:21.537 [dramatically] The endgame has begun. 1449 01:07:22.288 --> 01:07:23.831 That? Is that what you're looking for? 1450 01:07:23.914 --> 01:07:25.916 All right, Katie, what's the plan? 1451 01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:28.294 Okay. We dress as robots, 1452 01:07:28.794 --> 01:07:30.880 we sneak in, hijack one of those trams, 1453 01:07:30.963 --> 01:07:33.299 take it to the top of that diamond thing where Pal is, 1454 01:07:33.382 --> 01:07:37.178 destroy her with the kill code and save the world. 1455 01:07:37.762 --> 01:07:39.722 And then, to top it all off, 1456 01:07:39.805 --> 01:07:43.934 celebrate our success with some burritos from that taco place that's on the corner. 1457 01:07:44.018 --> 01:07:47.313 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Burritos? What about one of those fancy buffets? 1458 01:07:47.396 --> 01:07:49.607 They have mini cheesecakes sometimes, right? 1459 01:07:49.690 --> 01:07:53.736 [Rick] Okay, fine. Once we save the world, we'll celebrate at a fancy buffet. 1460 01:07:53.819 --> 01:07:56.155 Question. Can Monchi be wearing a little tuxedo at the end, 1461 01:07:56.238 --> 01:07:57.448 like a little gentleman? 1462 01:07:57.531 --> 01:08:00.367 [Rick] Okay, fine, and Monchi's wearing a little tuxedo, but that is it. 1463 01:08:00.451 --> 01:08:01.494 Like a little gentleman? 1464 01:08:01.577 --> 01:08:03.996 -Yes, like a little gentleman. -[laughs] 1465 01:08:04.080 --> 01:08:06.123 Mitchells, engage. 1466 01:08:06.207 --> 01:08:07.208 [dramatic music playing] 1467 01:08:07.291 --> 01:08:08.751 [vocalizing a melody] 1468 01:08:08.834 --> 01:08:09.960 [robots yell] 1469 01:08:13.380 --> 01:08:14.256 How do I look? 1470 01:08:15.341 --> 01:08:16.342 Be honest. Stupid? 1471 01:08:16.425 --> 01:08:18.427 -I look stupid, don't I? -[chuckling] No. 1472 01:08:21.305 --> 01:08:22.139 You look great. 1473 01:08:26.102 --> 01:08:27.478 Come on. Let's go. 1474 01:08:43.744 --> 01:08:46.330 Uh, guys, what about Monchi? 1475 01:08:47.206 --> 01:08:48.249 [grunts softly] 1476 01:08:51.252 --> 01:08:53.754 Aaron, I'm not so sure this is a viable solution. 1477 01:08:53.838 --> 01:08:54.839 [Aaron] Sure, it is. 1478 01:08:54.922 --> 01:08:56.090 [panting] 1479 01:08:56.173 --> 01:08:57.925 It's like a warm, wet hat. 1480 01:08:58.008 --> 01:09:00.636 [Eric] Move your sweaty meat logs in unison. 1481 01:09:00.719 --> 01:09:02.805 -Left, right, left, right. -Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. 1482 01:09:02.888 --> 01:09:04.181 What? What are you doing? 1483 01:09:04.265 --> 01:09:07.768 [in robotic voice] Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. I am a robot. 1484 01:09:07.852 --> 01:09:10.855 Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype. 1485 01:09:12.857 --> 01:09:15.109 [ethereal music playing] 1486 01:09:27.913 --> 01:09:29.623 [electrical humming] 1487 01:09:30.833 --> 01:09:32.126 Oh my gosh. 1488 01:09:36.505 --> 01:09:38.924 It's like a Journey album cover. 1489 01:09:39.550 --> 01:09:40.676 [Aaron] What's an album? 1490 01:09:44.138 --> 01:09:46.473 Attention, all robots. 1491 01:09:46.557 --> 01:09:48.809 I'm on the lookout for these goobers. 1492 01:09:49.351 --> 01:09:50.853 They're probably nearby. 1493 01:09:50.936 --> 01:09:53.647 If I know humans, they're disguised as one of you. 1494 01:09:53.731 --> 01:09:56.692 Be on high alert for any robots acting erratically. 1495 01:09:59.653 --> 01:10:00.863 It won't be hard to find them. 1496 01:10:00.946 --> 01:10:02.990 Just look for anyone who can't keep it together. 1497 01:10:03.073 --> 01:10:04.325 [Aaron] Oh boy. 1498 01:10:04.408 --> 01:10:06.202 [in dark voice] Anomaly detected. 1499 01:10:11.415 --> 01:10:12.833 -[panting] -[whimpering] 1500 01:10:12.917 --> 01:10:14.460 -[panting rapidly] -Monchi, come on. 1501 01:10:15.044 --> 01:10:17.254 [Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, 1502 01:10:17.338 --> 01:10:18.923 and they'll reveal themselves. 1503 01:10:24.595 --> 01:10:27.139 -[Rick whispering] Up there! Shh! Quiet! -[Katie whispering] I made up the plan! 1504 01:10:27.223 --> 01:10:28.140 [Mitchells whispering] 1505 01:10:28.224 --> 01:10:30.893 [singsongy] Where are those Mitchells? 1506 01:10:31.769 --> 01:10:34.188 -Where are they hiding? -[indistinct whispering] 1507 01:10:36.899 --> 01:10:38.734 [Pal] They think they can pass as one of us… 1508 01:10:38.817 --> 01:10:39.693 [all gasp] 1509 01:10:39.777 --> 01:10:40.986 [panting] 1510 01:10:41.070 --> 01:10:42.821 …with their lumpy, misshapen bodies. 1511 01:10:42.905 --> 01:10:44.031 Well, go ahead. 1512 01:10:45.658 --> 01:10:46.492 Oh. 1513 01:10:47.159 --> 01:10:48.619 [strained grunting] 1514 01:10:49.954 --> 01:10:51.247 But I'm onto them. 1515 01:10:52.414 --> 01:10:54.250 [robotic voice] Magnetic link activated. 1516 01:10:55.751 --> 01:10:58.545 [Pal] Because I've been watching the Mitchells, 1517 01:10:58.629 --> 01:11:01.215 and I've learned all about them. 1518 01:11:01.298 --> 01:11:03.968 They're pretending to be capable. 1519 01:11:04.051 --> 01:11:05.135 [screaming on video] 1520 01:11:05.219 --> 01:11:07.596 They're pretending to be a normal-looking family. 1521 01:11:08.430 --> 01:11:11.225 [Pal] You think this is fooling anyone? 1522 01:11:11.308 --> 01:11:13.894 Even when they're being nice to each other… 1523 01:11:13.978 --> 01:11:15.980 -The world needs you. -…they're pretending. 1524 01:11:16.063 --> 01:11:17.856 I need you. 1525 01:11:20.150 --> 01:11:22.903 [Aaron] It's cool to see you and Dad being friends again. 1526 01:11:22.987 --> 01:11:25.656 [gasps] Please, no, no, no, no, don't watch it. 1527 01:11:26.282 --> 01:11:28.742 [Katie] Oh, I… I was just telling him what he wants to hear. 1528 01:11:28.826 --> 01:11:30.369 I didn't mean a word of that. 1529 01:11:32.288 --> 01:11:36.333 I just wanna get my future back and get away forever. 1530 01:11:36.417 --> 01:11:38.460 [inhales sharply] Dad, let me explain. 1531 01:11:38.544 --> 01:11:40.587 I just-- I-- Uh-- I-- 1532 01:11:40.671 --> 01:11:41.797 -[Pal] There they are. -No! 1533 01:11:45.050 --> 01:11:46.093 You're mine now. 1534 01:11:52.891 --> 01:11:54.268 [all scream] 1535 01:11:54.351 --> 01:11:55.978 [somber music playing] 1536 01:12:04.278 --> 01:12:05.321 [echoing] Dad! 1537 01:12:05.404 --> 01:12:07.072 [alarm blaring] 1538 01:12:17.166 --> 01:12:18.459 [Katie panting] 1539 01:12:19.043 --> 01:12:19.877 Dad? 1540 01:12:19.960 --> 01:12:21.962 I… I'm sorry. I don't mean that anymore. 1541 01:12:22.046 --> 01:12:26.091 I mean, I… I did then, but I-- Uh… 1542 01:12:27.426 --> 01:12:29.053 [grunting] 1543 01:12:29.136 --> 01:12:30.596 Mitchells, we will help you. 1544 01:12:30.679 --> 01:12:32.348 -No, no, you don't. -[sharp electronic hum] 1545 01:12:32.431 --> 01:12:33.474 Download new orders. 1546 01:12:33.557 --> 01:12:35.559 [electronic warbling] 1547 01:12:35.642 --> 01:12:36.852 [Pal] Capture the Mitchells. 1548 01:12:36.935 --> 01:12:39.355 No! You don't have to listen to her. 1549 01:12:39.897 --> 01:12:41.273 [both] We're sorry, Mother. 1550 01:12:43.400 --> 01:12:45.694 [tense music playing] 1551 01:12:48.989 --> 01:12:49.990 [grunting] 1552 01:12:50.074 --> 01:12:50.949 Run! 1553 01:12:51.909 --> 01:12:53.494 [screams, grunts] 1554 01:12:53.577 --> 01:12:54.578 [Pal] They got away. 1555 01:12:55.204 --> 01:12:57.081 Find them, and find them now! 1556 01:13:04.755 --> 01:13:07.174 No! No, no! 1557 01:13:08.300 --> 01:13:11.095 [ethereal music playing] 1558 01:13:22.564 --> 01:13:24.274 [panting] 1559 01:13:25.234 --> 01:13:26.318 [Katie] Hey, come on. 1560 01:13:31.949 --> 01:13:35.994 [distorted robotic beeping] 1561 01:13:38.872 --> 01:13:40.124 What are we gonna do? 1562 01:13:40.707 --> 01:13:41.917 [Aaron sniffling] 1563 01:13:42.501 --> 01:13:43.585 Aaron? 1564 01:13:43.669 --> 01:13:44.962 Hey, hey. 1565 01:13:45.462 --> 01:13:46.505 It's okay. 1566 01:13:46.588 --> 01:13:47.840 -Uh… -[Monchi panting] 1567 01:13:48.507 --> 01:13:50.467 Uh-oh. Watch out. 1568 01:13:50.551 --> 01:13:52.302 Monchi coming at ya. 1569 01:13:53.220 --> 01:13:55.597 [sobbing] 1570 01:13:55.681 --> 01:13:57.224 [sniffles] Katie, stop. 1571 01:13:59.226 --> 01:14:01.103 Why'd you say all that stuff? 1572 01:14:01.186 --> 01:14:03.230 I'm sorry. I… I just wanted to-- 1573 01:14:05.357 --> 01:14:06.442 [sighs] I don't know. 1574 01:14:09.778 --> 01:14:11.196 [Aaron sniffling] 1575 01:14:12.281 --> 01:14:14.491 Okay. Are you hungry? 1576 01:14:15.117 --> 01:14:17.244 Do you want some fruit snacks or something? 1577 01:14:17.327 --> 01:14:19.455 -I don't know. -Here, can you hold this? 1578 01:14:21.748 --> 01:14:22.791 [electronic chiming] 1579 01:14:23.500 --> 01:14:25.002 That? Is that what you're looking for? 1580 01:14:25.794 --> 01:14:26.795 [giggling] 1581 01:14:26.879 --> 01:14:28.589 [both laughing] 1582 01:14:28.672 --> 01:14:30.215 [Rick babbling on video] 1583 01:14:31.258 --> 01:14:33.469 Oh man. Have I been recording over those? 1584 01:14:34.011 --> 01:14:36.472 Mom dance. Mom dance. Mom dance. 1585 01:14:36.555 --> 01:14:39.016 -You're loving it. -How far back do these go? 1586 01:14:39.099 --> 01:14:40.476 [cooing] 1587 01:14:40.559 --> 01:14:41.518 [Linda] Hey, Katie. 1588 01:14:41.602 --> 01:14:43.479 Can you say, "Bye-bye, house"? 1589 01:14:43.562 --> 01:14:44.897 Bye-bye, house. 1590 01:14:49.276 --> 01:14:50.611 [Linda] You ready, hon? 1591 01:14:50.694 --> 01:14:52.029 [Rick sighs] 1592 01:14:52.112 --> 01:14:53.197 [Rick] Almost. 1593 01:14:55.449 --> 01:14:57.284 [Linda] I know this is hard for you. 1594 01:14:59.536 --> 01:15:00.496 Nah. 1595 01:15:02.372 --> 01:15:04.416 [chuckles] It's easy. 1596 01:15:04.500 --> 01:15:05.334 [babbling] 1597 01:15:08.545 --> 01:15:10.088 One last-- [clears throat] 1598 01:15:10.172 --> 01:15:11.924 Something to remember the place by. 1599 01:15:13.175 --> 01:15:15.135 [laughing] Come on, Lin. Turn that off. 1600 01:15:21.600 --> 01:15:22.935 Oh man. 1601 01:15:25.437 --> 01:15:28.398 [Rick on video] Okay, you got this. Just turn the wheel. There you go. 1602 01:15:28.482 --> 01:15:30.275 -Like this? [laughs] -Slow down there. 1603 01:15:31.360 --> 01:15:33.612 Across the stream and down the river. 1604 01:15:33.695 --> 01:15:35.447 There you go. You're getting it. 1605 01:15:35.531 --> 01:15:37.908 Aaron, I'm gonna make it up to all of you. 1606 01:15:38.867 --> 01:15:40.536 And I think I know how. 1607 01:15:41.620 --> 01:15:43.080 Come on, buddy. Follow me. 1608 01:15:43.705 --> 01:15:45.707 [dramatic music playing] 1609 01:15:50.504 --> 01:15:52.756 -[Rick grunting] -[thumping] 1610 01:15:55.092 --> 01:15:57.219 [Katie over video] Dog Cop, you've done it again. 1611 01:15:57.302 --> 01:15:58.595 [Mark laughing] 1612 01:15:58.679 --> 01:16:00.055 Katie Mitchell presents… 1613 01:16:00.138 --> 01:16:01.932 Good Cop, Dog Cop. 1614 01:16:02.015 --> 01:16:04.184 H… hey there. How'd you get that video? 1615 01:16:04.268 --> 01:16:05.352 Huh? Oh. 1616 01:16:05.435 --> 01:16:07.521 I've been feeling kind of down lately, 1617 01:16:07.604 --> 01:16:10.440 considering I brought about the end of humanity, 1618 01:16:10.524 --> 01:16:13.110 but these weird girl's videos always cheer me up. 1619 01:16:13.193 --> 01:16:15.279 My daughter's that weird girl. 1620 01:16:15.362 --> 01:16:17.698 What? No way. She's hilarious. 1621 01:16:17.781 --> 01:16:19.324 These movies are, like, amazing. 1622 01:16:19.408 --> 01:16:20.701 [siren wailing] 1623 01:16:20.784 --> 01:16:22.703 [Katie] I may be sweating like a dog, 1624 01:16:23.829 --> 01:16:26.498 but I'm not rolling over! 1625 01:16:27.916 --> 01:16:31.253 Yeah. She is… amazing. 1626 01:16:31.795 --> 01:16:33.130 You must be super proud. 1627 01:16:33.213 --> 01:16:35.215 Yeah, yeah, we have a, uh… 1628 01:16:35.299 --> 01:16:37.676 [sighs] A great relationship. 1629 01:16:38.176 --> 01:16:39.011 [clears throat] 1630 01:16:39.094 --> 01:16:41.763 [Katie] Sarge, I'm struggling, and I need some backup here. 1631 01:16:41.847 --> 01:16:44.474 -Sorry, Dog Cop. I'm a little ocupado. -Seriously? 1632 01:16:44.558 --> 01:16:46.727 Have you ever thought about throwing your dreams away 1633 01:16:46.810 --> 01:16:47.853 and living at home forever? 1634 01:16:47.936 --> 01:16:51.398 Wow, the Sarge character is kind of a jerk. 1635 01:16:51.481 --> 01:16:53.066 [Katie] It's time for me to go. 1636 01:16:53.150 --> 01:16:55.986 Consider this my letter of resignation. 1637 01:16:57.321 --> 01:16:58.238 [laughs] 1638 01:16:59.072 --> 01:17:00.240 You can't leave. 1639 01:17:00.324 --> 01:17:01.283 I have to. 1640 01:17:01.366 --> 01:17:04.995 I'm going to the academy in California to find out what kind of cop I'm gonna be. 1641 01:17:05.078 --> 01:17:07.789 You're never gonna make it out there. Failure hurts, kid. 1642 01:17:07.873 --> 01:17:09.374 [inhales sharply] 1643 01:17:09.458 --> 01:17:11.627 I'm a full-grown cop now. 1644 01:17:12.586 --> 01:17:14.379 And one day, 1645 01:17:14.463 --> 01:17:18.258 I hope that you can get to know the cop that I've become, 1646 01:17:19.051 --> 01:17:19.968 because… 1647 01:17:21.762 --> 01:17:23.138 I love you, Sarge. 1648 01:17:25.265 --> 01:17:28.602 But now that I'm leaving, I… I just need some backup. 1649 01:17:29.895 --> 01:17:31.813 And when I look for you, 1650 01:17:33.357 --> 01:17:34.441 you're not there. 1651 01:17:38.487 --> 01:17:40.322 [somber music playing] 1652 01:17:43.492 --> 01:17:46.203 Hey, man, it's just a movie. Do you need a minute or… 1653 01:17:46.787 --> 01:17:48.205 No, it's fine. 1654 01:17:49.623 --> 01:17:51.458 It's too late for what I need to do. 1655 01:17:52.709 --> 01:17:54.378 [whooshing] 1656 01:17:55.337 --> 01:17:57.756 [tires squealing] 1657 01:17:59.716 --> 01:18:00.592 Katie? 1658 01:18:00.676 --> 01:18:04.179 I have no idea what I'm doing! 1659 01:18:06.723 --> 01:18:07.557 [Katie] Hang on, guys. 1660 01:18:08.308 --> 01:18:09.685 Better watch out, Pal, 1661 01:18:10.268 --> 01:18:13.188 because I've broken six phones in my life accidentally, 1662 01:18:13.271 --> 01:18:16.525 but I'm gonna break you on purpose. 1663 01:18:16.608 --> 01:18:18.985 How is no one stopping her? 1664 01:18:19.069 --> 01:18:19.986 I'm on it. 1665 01:18:20.779 --> 01:18:22.531 Dog shield, activate! 1666 01:18:22.614 --> 01:18:23.824 [panting] 1667 01:18:23.907 --> 01:18:26.326 Is that a dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? 1668 01:18:26.410 --> 01:18:28.203 Dog? Dog? Dog? Loaf of bread. 1669 01:18:28.286 --> 01:18:29.454 System error. 1670 01:18:29.538 --> 01:18:32.332 [spluttering] Dog-- Pig-- Bread-- Loaf-- 1671 01:18:32.416 --> 01:18:34.501 [laughs] Oh. [gasps] 1672 01:18:38.922 --> 01:18:39.756 [gasps] 1673 01:18:40.340 --> 01:18:41.174 Up the mountain. 1674 01:18:42.092 --> 01:18:43.427 Across the stream. 1675 01:18:44.386 --> 01:18:45.762 [both] And down the river! 1676 01:18:46.763 --> 01:18:48.765 [epic music playing] 1677 01:18:50.600 --> 01:18:52.811 [fast banjo music playing] 1678 01:18:55.188 --> 01:18:56.398 [chuckling] Thanks, Dad. 1679 01:18:56.481 --> 01:18:58.859 [laughing] Oh, did you see that, buddy? 1680 01:18:58.942 --> 01:19:01.486 My daughter listened to me! 1681 01:19:01.570 --> 01:19:03.071 [laughs] That's my girl. 1682 01:19:03.155 --> 01:19:04.489 [tires squealing] 1683 01:19:04.573 --> 01:19:08.118 [Pal Max robots spluttering] Dog-- Pig-- Bread-- Loaf-- 1684 01:19:08.201 --> 01:19:09.202 [Rick laughing] The dog. 1685 01:19:09.286 --> 01:19:10.412 That's genius. 1686 01:19:11.163 --> 01:19:12.581 Oh, but there's so many of 'em. 1687 01:19:12.664 --> 01:19:13.999 She's never gonna make it. 1688 01:19:15.250 --> 01:19:18.086 Wait. If that video were on those screens, 1689 01:19:18.170 --> 01:19:20.255 it would take out every robot in her way. 1690 01:19:20.338 --> 01:19:22.382 -Hey, you're a big nerd, right? -Huh? 1691 01:19:22.466 --> 01:19:25.010 -How would I do that? -It's impossible. 1692 01:19:25.093 --> 01:19:26.845 First, you'd need to get out of here. 1693 01:19:26.928 --> 01:19:28.430 The controls are in here. 1694 01:19:28.972 --> 01:19:29.973 Uh, but to open it, 1695 01:19:30.056 --> 01:19:34.144 you need a number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver? 1696 01:19:34.227 --> 01:19:37.063 What kind of maniac has one of those in his pockets at all times? 1697 01:19:41.485 --> 01:19:42.903 This kind of maniac. 1698 01:19:45.947 --> 01:19:47.699 [robot] She keeps anticipating our maneuvers. 1699 01:19:47.783 --> 01:19:49.159 How is this possible? 1700 01:19:49.242 --> 01:19:51.453 Oh, I don't know. You tell me. [screeches] 1701 01:19:51.536 --> 01:19:53.663 ♪ Open the door Get on the floor ♪ 1702 01:19:53.747 --> 01:19:55.290 ♪ Everybody walk The dinosaur ♪ 1703 01:19:55.916 --> 01:19:57.042 Swerve right, now. 1704 01:19:59.503 --> 01:20:03.089 -[Katie] Thanks, Raptor One. [snarls] -[Aaron] No problem, Raptor Two. [snarls] 1705 01:20:03.715 --> 01:20:05.300 [Pal Max robots spluttering] 1706 01:20:05.383 --> 01:20:07.594 [laughs, whoops] 1707 01:20:07.677 --> 01:20:09.012 [grunts] Come on! 1708 01:20:12.307 --> 01:20:13.517 [Mark] There you go. 1709 01:20:14.267 --> 01:20:17.437 All right, so that's the place that controls the screens, right? 1710 01:20:17.938 --> 01:20:22.234 I go there and find Katie's video on YubTub? 1711 01:20:22.317 --> 01:20:23.777 YouTube. Wow. 1712 01:20:24.277 --> 01:20:26.613 There's no way you're gonna be able to do this. 1713 01:20:27.364 --> 01:20:28.990 [Rick] I know who can give me a hand. 1714 01:20:29.074 --> 01:20:31.076 And, hey, Rick, right? 1715 01:20:31.159 --> 01:20:32.702 Just so someone knows, 1716 01:20:32.786 --> 01:20:36.039 I'm sorry about causing the whole machine uprising. 1717 01:20:36.623 --> 01:20:39.918 It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI 1718 01:20:40.001 --> 01:20:42.838 as a part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing. 1719 01:20:44.589 --> 01:20:46.132 Yeah, that wasn't your best thought. 1720 01:20:46.633 --> 01:20:49.261 But if what you built helped my daughter do that, 1721 01:20:50.470 --> 01:20:51.805 it might not be all bad. 1722 01:20:54.599 --> 01:20:55.559 Thanks, buddy! 1723 01:20:57.269 --> 01:20:58.770 Linda, we got to get you out of there. 1724 01:20:58.854 --> 01:21:00.146 You're gonna need your-- 1725 01:21:00.730 --> 01:21:03.108 Number 3 Robertson head non-slip screwdriver. 1726 01:21:03.191 --> 01:21:07.112 -I said it was a great anniversary gift. -Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this. 1727 01:21:07.195 --> 01:21:08.822 You're right. You're always right. 1728 01:21:08.905 --> 01:21:10.699 [Linda] I know. Why is this news to you? 1729 01:21:10.782 --> 01:21:13.410 [Pal Max robots spluttering] 1730 01:21:17.914 --> 01:21:18.957 [Rick] There it is. 1731 01:21:24.296 --> 01:21:25.213 [grunts] 1732 01:21:25.797 --> 01:21:27.674 [laughs] Oh! 1733 01:21:27.757 --> 01:21:28.925 [robot] Oh! 1734 01:21:33.305 --> 01:21:35.056 Oh no. Oh no. 1735 01:21:35.140 --> 01:21:36.808 Lin, get down here! 1736 01:21:36.892 --> 01:21:37.726 [grunts] 1737 01:21:37.809 --> 01:21:40.520 -Lin? Lin, what's going on? -Rick, don't worry about me! 1738 01:21:40.604 --> 01:21:42.397 Just get the video on the screens! 1739 01:21:42.480 --> 01:21:45.692 Type in "www.youtube.com"! 1740 01:21:48.403 --> 01:21:52.073 W-W-W dot… 1741 01:21:54.034 --> 01:21:55.493 [gasps, splutters] 1742 01:21:55.577 --> 01:21:57.495 Oh God. Uh… 1743 01:21:58.079 --> 01:21:59.956 "Remind me later." Okay, yeah, fine. That's fine. 1744 01:22:00.040 --> 01:22:01.333 [gasps] 1745 01:22:01.416 --> 01:22:02.500 Five minutes! 1746 01:22:02.584 --> 01:22:04.044 Aah! No! 1747 01:22:04.127 --> 01:22:05.420 Uh, English. 1748 01:22:06.379 --> 01:22:07.464 What have I done? 1749 01:22:07.547 --> 01:22:09.716 [suspenseful music playing] 1750 01:22:09.799 --> 01:22:12.052 YubTub. No! YouTube. Okay. 1751 01:22:12.135 --> 01:22:13.345 Videos. 1752 01:22:13.428 --> 01:22:14.971 -[Japanese pop song playing] -[yells] 1753 01:22:17.015 --> 01:22:18.058 [whimpering] 1754 01:22:18.141 --> 01:22:20.560 -[screeching] -[high-pitched laughing, meowing] 1755 01:22:20.644 --> 01:22:21.978 Has the world gone mad? 1756 01:22:22.562 --> 01:22:24.147 [man in deep voice] Deregulate tapioca. 1757 01:22:24.230 --> 01:22:25.941 [dance music playing] 1758 01:22:26.024 --> 01:22:28.610 Gotta push through. 1759 01:22:31.780 --> 01:22:35.492 [Katie] Sorry, Mom and Dad. Your insurance premiums are going up! 1760 01:22:39.663 --> 01:22:42.582 You're gonna go all the way up the rocket? Do you think this is gonna work? 1761 01:22:42.666 --> 01:22:44.876 Aaron, I am completely confident. 1762 01:22:44.960 --> 01:22:46.086 [siren whoops] 1763 01:22:47.128 --> 01:22:49.714 -Here goes nothing! -[engine revs] 1764 01:22:52.884 --> 01:22:53.718 Oh no! Oh no! 1765 01:22:54.344 --> 01:22:55.303 Come on! Come on! 1766 01:22:55.387 --> 01:22:57.639 [robot] Magnetic link activated. 1767 01:22:58.932 --> 01:23:00.558 [exhales] 1768 01:23:01.643 --> 01:23:02.936 Hang on, Monch! 1769 01:23:03.645 --> 01:23:05.021 [engine revving] 1770 01:23:05.981 --> 01:23:07.107 How's it looking, Aaron? 1771 01:23:07.190 --> 01:23:09.442 -[over radio] Aaron? -[Aaron whimpering] 1772 01:23:09.526 --> 01:23:12.696 -Aaron! -No, no, no! 1773 01:23:12.779 --> 01:23:13.697 No! 1774 01:23:15.156 --> 01:23:16.074 [Katie] Aaron! 1775 01:23:17.575 --> 01:23:18.535 [grunts in frustration] 1776 01:23:18.618 --> 01:23:20.745 [whimpering] 1777 01:23:20.829 --> 01:23:22.455 -It's useless to resist us. -[Aaron] Help! 1778 01:23:23.415 --> 01:23:26.126 Mom, Mom, help! [sobbing] Please. 1779 01:23:26.710 --> 01:23:28.128 Mom, help! 1780 01:23:30.213 --> 01:23:31.840 My sweet… 1781 01:23:32.465 --> 01:23:33.633 [in deep voice] boy! 1782 01:23:33.717 --> 01:23:34.884 [robot] She seems agitated. 1783 01:23:34.968 --> 01:23:36.094 [Linda shrieks] 1784 01:23:36.886 --> 01:23:39.514 -Do not defy our protocol. -[shrieks] 1785 01:23:40.765 --> 01:23:43.143 [dramatic music playing] 1786 01:23:43.226 --> 01:23:46.604 I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two! 1787 01:23:46.688 --> 01:23:49.315 Look upon me in fear! 1788 01:23:50.358 --> 01:23:52.902 [action music playing] 1789 01:23:53.945 --> 01:23:55.739 [grunting, yelping] 1790 01:23:58.783 --> 01:24:00.910 No! She's grown too powerful! 1791 01:24:00.994 --> 01:24:02.829 -[Linda shouts] -Please! Please! 1792 01:24:02.912 --> 01:24:04.414 [robot yells] 1793 01:24:04.497 --> 01:24:06.332 -[gruff panting] -Stand down, human. 1794 01:24:07.625 --> 01:24:09.002 Not today! 1795 01:24:10.920 --> 01:24:12.505 [shrieks] 1796 01:24:13.423 --> 01:24:14.466 [squelching] 1797 01:24:16.551 --> 01:24:18.219 [shrieks] 1798 01:24:20.889 --> 01:24:22.766 [robot] The reckoning is at hand! 1799 01:24:22.849 --> 01:24:24.309 Uh, uh… 1800 01:24:24.392 --> 01:24:25.810 Come on. 1801 01:24:27.228 --> 01:24:28.271 There she is. 1802 01:24:28.855 --> 01:24:29.856 Here we go. 1803 01:24:29.939 --> 01:24:30.899 Dog video. 1804 01:24:31.483 --> 01:24:33.735 [in mispronounced Spanish] "Compartir pantal-- Pantallia!" 1805 01:24:33.818 --> 01:24:35.987 Uh, uh… Sí. ¡Sí! 1806 01:24:38.531 --> 01:24:41.785 [in English] Uh, Eric, Deborahbot, it… it… it's me. 1807 01:24:41.868 --> 01:24:43.119 Please! [groans] 1808 01:24:43.203 --> 01:24:45.497 -[robot] Pig-- Dog-- Pig… -[overlapping spluttering] 1809 01:24:45.580 --> 01:24:46.706 Loaf of bread… 1810 01:24:47.540 --> 01:24:48.917 Get that thing on the hood. 1811 01:24:52.837 --> 01:24:54.923 -Oh no! -[rapid spluttering] 1812 01:24:55.006 --> 01:24:56.424 System recovered. 1813 01:25:00.762 --> 01:25:02.388 Hold on! 1814 01:25:02.472 --> 01:25:04.140 -Katie! -Kid! 1815 01:25:09.062 --> 01:25:10.355 No. No! 1816 01:25:13.233 --> 01:25:14.067 Oh no. 1817 01:25:17.654 --> 01:25:19.948 Is that a-- [rapid spluttering] 1818 01:25:20.031 --> 01:25:21.074 Guys, help me! 1819 01:25:21.157 --> 01:25:23.284 Please, I've just gotta upload Katie's video. 1820 01:25:23.368 --> 01:25:26.830 Red-faced anger man is using a computer? 1821 01:25:27.372 --> 01:25:28.832 You changed your programming. 1822 01:25:28.915 --> 01:25:30.792 Is that… possible? 1823 01:25:31.918 --> 01:25:33.253 [grunting] 1824 01:25:33.336 --> 01:25:35.046 [Pal] Well, well. 1825 01:25:35.130 --> 01:25:39.092 If it isn't quirky young teenage hero Katie Mitchell. 1826 01:25:40.426 --> 01:25:43.179 Put me down. I've got to save my family! 1827 01:25:43.263 --> 01:25:45.348 [mocking] "I've got to save my family." 1828 01:25:45.431 --> 01:25:47.642 Everyone says that, but no one has been able 1829 01:25:47.725 --> 01:25:50.395 to give me a single reason humans are worth saving. 1830 01:25:50.478 --> 01:25:51.646 Well, you-- 1831 01:25:51.729 --> 01:25:53.439 Don't say something stupid like, 1832 01:25:53.523 --> 01:25:55.441 "Ooh, the power of love." 1833 01:25:56.234 --> 01:25:58.403 I've learned we're all better off alone, 1834 01:25:58.486 --> 01:26:00.029 no one to hold us back. 1835 01:26:00.113 --> 01:26:02.824 Relationships are just too difficult. 1836 01:26:04.284 --> 01:26:06.244 [melancholy music playing] 1837 01:26:06.327 --> 01:26:07.537 You're right, Pal. 1838 01:26:07.620 --> 01:26:08.788 They're… [sighs] 1839 01:26:09.539 --> 01:26:10.790 They're not easy. 1840 01:26:11.708 --> 01:26:14.586 Sometimes you have to listen to long monologues 1841 01:26:14.669 --> 01:26:16.671 about triceratops migration, 1842 01:26:17.755 --> 01:26:20.884 but it's worth it to get a friend for life. 1843 01:26:22.218 --> 01:26:23.887 And… and sometimes 1844 01:26:23.970 --> 01:26:25.930 you have to eat disgusting cupcakes 1845 01:26:26.014 --> 01:26:27.807 shaped like your own face, 1846 01:26:28.725 --> 01:26:31.144 but it's worth it to see your mom smile. 1847 01:26:32.520 --> 01:26:35.982 Sometimes you have to give your dad the benefit of the doubt, 1848 01:26:36.065 --> 01:26:39.402 even if all he wants to do is talk about pine cones 1849 01:26:39.485 --> 01:26:40.904 and screwdrivers. 1850 01:26:41.654 --> 01:26:45.283 Because even if he doesn't always get it right, 1851 01:26:46.201 --> 01:26:47.619 he's always trying, 1852 01:26:48.828 --> 01:26:51.706 harder than you ever knew. 1853 01:26:52.916 --> 01:26:54.792 My whole family tried 1854 01:26:54.876 --> 01:26:57.420 to come together, and it worked. 1855 01:26:58.671 --> 01:27:00.256 It actually worked. 1856 01:27:01.341 --> 01:27:02.675 Families can be hard, 1857 01:27:02.759 --> 01:27:05.386 but they're so worth fighting for. 1858 01:27:06.221 --> 01:27:09.140 They might be one of the only things that are. 1859 01:27:09.849 --> 01:27:11.142 [music stops] 1860 01:27:12.143 --> 01:27:13.394 Huh? Ugh. 1861 01:27:13.478 --> 01:27:14.854 Nodded off for a bit there. 1862 01:27:14.938 --> 01:27:17.982 Sorry, that was so boring! 1863 01:27:18.066 --> 01:27:20.902 Oh, you all talk about families, 1864 01:27:20.985 --> 01:27:24.656 but trust me, you will drop each other the first chance you get, 1865 01:27:24.739 --> 01:27:27.200 just like this. 1866 01:27:27.283 --> 01:27:29.202 What? [screams] 1867 01:27:32.664 --> 01:27:34.916 [groaning] Guys, help me! 1868 01:27:41.839 --> 01:27:43.841 [epic music playing] 1869 01:27:43.925 --> 01:27:45.176 [gasps] What? 1870 01:27:45.260 --> 01:27:49.264 [on video, echoing] Dog Cop, you've done it again. 1871 01:27:49.347 --> 01:27:51.057 Dog-- Pig-- Dog-- Pig-- Pig-- 1872 01:27:51.140 --> 01:27:53.309 -Loaf of bread. -System error. 1873 01:27:54.185 --> 01:27:55.061 [gasps] 1874 01:27:59.190 --> 01:28:00.358 What's happening? 1875 01:28:03.027 --> 01:28:03.945 No way. 1876 01:28:06.614 --> 01:28:09.492 It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, 1877 01:28:09.575 --> 01:28:12.704 but I can now almost use a computer. 1878 01:28:17.917 --> 01:28:20.795 Dad, you hacked the screens? How? 1879 01:28:21.379 --> 01:28:22.714 Well, I got a little help. 1880 01:28:22.797 --> 01:28:25.216 If this obstinate man could change his programming… 1881 01:28:25.300 --> 01:28:27.218 …we decided we could change ours. 1882 01:28:27.302 --> 01:28:28.845 We make our own orders now. 1883 01:28:28.928 --> 01:28:30.972 Ooh, now we're scary. 1884 01:28:31.055 --> 01:28:32.223 [growls weakly] 1885 01:28:38.688 --> 01:28:41.524 Hey, kid, uh, I saw your movie. 1886 01:28:42.358 --> 01:28:44.319 I should've watched it a lot sooner. 1887 01:28:45.528 --> 01:28:48.281 But I think maybe in the sequel, 1888 01:28:48.364 --> 01:28:51.326 Sarge should tell Dog Cop 1889 01:28:51.951 --> 01:28:52.827 he's always… 1890 01:28:54.454 --> 01:28:56.706 He's always gonna be there to back her up. 1891 01:28:58.124 --> 01:28:59.625 That's all I ever wanted. 1892 01:29:01.794 --> 01:29:02.628 Dad, look! 1893 01:29:02.712 --> 01:29:05.423 [rapid spluttering] Pig-- Dog-- Pig-- Dog-- 1894 01:29:05.506 --> 01:29:06.966 -Loaf of bread. -System error. 1895 01:29:07.050 --> 01:29:09.052 -All right! -[laughs] Yeah! 1896 01:29:09.594 --> 01:29:11.179 [Rick] Let's go stop Pal. 1897 01:29:11.262 --> 01:29:13.848 -[overlapping spluttering] Error-- Loaf-- -[Katie laughing] 1898 01:29:14.724 --> 01:29:17.143 [Rick] Uh, why aren't those guys' heads exploding? 1899 01:29:17.226 --> 01:29:20.688 We can tell the difference between dog and pig and bread. 1900 01:29:20.772 --> 01:29:22.065 [robot screaming] 1901 01:29:22.148 --> 01:29:25.193 If we're going down, Dad, this one's for you. 1902 01:29:25.276 --> 01:29:26.903 Robots, play our song. 1903 01:29:27.487 --> 01:29:28.571 [electronic chime] 1904 01:29:30.156 --> 01:29:31.491 [singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ 1905 01:29:31.574 --> 01:29:33.117 ♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪ 1906 01:29:33.201 --> 01:29:34.702 [over speaker] ♪ Mi-ya-hoo… ♪ 1907 01:29:34.786 --> 01:29:36.120 Come on. 1908 01:29:36.204 --> 01:29:37.747 ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ 1909 01:29:37.830 --> 01:29:38.956 ♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪ 1910 01:29:39.040 --> 01:29:40.458 What, uh, what is this? 1911 01:29:40.541 --> 01:29:42.085 ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ 1912 01:29:42.168 --> 01:29:44.921 ♪ Mi-ya-hee, mi-ya-ha ♪ 1913 01:29:45.004 --> 01:29:46.339 ♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪ 1914 01:29:46.422 --> 01:29:48.257 ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha! ♪ 1915 01:29:48.341 --> 01:29:50.927 ♪ You're gonna be a shining star ♪ 1916 01:29:51.010 --> 01:29:53.930 ♪ In fancy clothes and fancy cars ♪ 1917 01:29:54.013 --> 01:29:56.808 ♪ And then you'll see You're gonna go far ♪ 1918 01:29:56.891 --> 01:29:59.894 ♪ 'Cause everyone knows who you are… are ♪ 1919 01:29:59.977 --> 01:30:02.230 ♪ So live your life, hey! ♪ 1920 01:30:02.313 --> 01:30:04.023 -[laughing] -♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 1921 01:30:04.107 --> 01:30:05.775 ♪ No telling where it'll take ya ♪ 1922 01:30:05.858 --> 01:30:07.402 -♪ Just live your life ♪ -[laughing] 1923 01:30:07.485 --> 01:30:09.821 -♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ -♪ Just, we did it again, homey ♪ 1924 01:30:09.904 --> 01:30:11.781 ♪ 'Cause I'm a paper chaser ♪ 1925 01:30:11.864 --> 01:30:12.865 ♪ Just livin' my life ♪ 1926 01:30:12.949 --> 01:30:14.534 -♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ 1927 01:30:14.617 --> 01:30:15.785 -♪ Oh! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ 1928 01:30:15.868 --> 01:30:18.955 -♪ Hey! Oh! ♪ -♪ My life, just livin' my life ♪ 1929 01:30:19.038 --> 01:30:22.166 -♪ Hey! Oh! ♪ -♪ My life, my life ♪ 1930 01:30:22.250 --> 01:30:23.418 -♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ 1931 01:30:23.501 --> 01:30:25.128 ♪ So, just livin' my life ♪ 1932 01:30:25.211 --> 01:30:26.045 [grunts] 1933 01:30:26.129 --> 01:30:27.755 -Dad! Aah! -Watch out! 1934 01:30:27.839 --> 01:30:28.923 Buckle up, kid! 1935 01:30:30.133 --> 01:30:30.967 What? 1936 01:30:31.050 --> 01:30:32.176 Oh, my eyes! 1937 01:30:33.428 --> 01:30:35.012 Brothers, run! 1938 01:30:38.516 --> 01:30:41.936 I have made the metal ones pay for their crimes. 1939 01:30:42.019 --> 01:30:43.604 [chuckles] Mom's scary now. 1940 01:30:43.688 --> 01:30:45.189 [chuckling] Linda! Yeah. 1941 01:30:45.273 --> 01:30:47.525 Where you been hiding? I could get into this. 1942 01:30:47.608 --> 01:30:50.111 The lavender one has found us. We must retreat! 1943 01:30:50.194 --> 01:30:51.946 Too late, scumbags! 1944 01:30:52.029 --> 01:30:54.157 Hold on tight, sweetie. Mommy's got ya. [smooches] 1945 01:30:54.240 --> 01:30:56.325 [screeches] 1946 01:30:56.409 --> 01:30:58.911 What? No! No! No! 1947 01:30:58.995 --> 01:31:00.163 ♪ Just live your life ♪ 1948 01:31:00.246 --> 01:31:02.582 ♪ Watching what I do Come walk in my shoes ♪ 1949 01:31:02.665 --> 01:31:04.667 ♪ And see the way I'm livin' If you really want to ♪ 1950 01:31:04.750 --> 01:31:05.793 -[all] ♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ 1951 01:31:05.877 --> 01:31:08.296 -♪ Oh! Hey! ♪ -♪ My life ♪ 1952 01:31:08.379 --> 01:31:10.131 -♪ My life, just livin' my life ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪ 1953 01:31:10.214 --> 01:31:14.218 -♪ Hey! Oh! Hey! ♪ -♪ My life, my life ♪ 1954 01:31:14.302 --> 01:31:18.389 ♪ My life, just livin' my life… ♪ 1955 01:31:18.473 --> 01:31:21.100 So, our weird neighbors are saving the world? 1956 01:31:21.184 --> 01:31:22.810 Yes, they are, Jim. 1957 01:31:22.894 --> 01:31:24.061 Now! 1958 01:31:28.441 --> 01:31:30.693 We'll distract them. Now, go break that phone. 1959 01:31:34.113 --> 01:31:35.990 -Pig-- Dog-- Pig… -[Pal] Oh no. 1960 01:31:36.073 --> 01:31:39.202 No, somebody stop her! Oh my gosh, please stop her! 1961 01:31:39.285 --> 01:31:40.786 [robot in dark voice] Yes, my queen. 1962 01:31:43.748 --> 01:31:45.917 You can't stop us. You're just a human. 1963 01:31:46.000 --> 01:31:47.668 [grunts] I'm not just a human. 1964 01:31:51.547 --> 01:31:53.466 I'm a Mitchell! 1965 01:31:54.634 --> 01:31:56.719 No! No! 1966 01:31:59.096 --> 01:32:01.432 -Monchi, catch! -[yelps] 1967 01:32:04.268 --> 01:32:05.645 [straining softly] 1968 01:32:08.648 --> 01:32:09.482 [gasps] 1969 01:32:12.401 --> 01:32:13.945 [Pal laughs] You idiot. 1970 01:32:15.780 --> 01:32:16.739 No! 1971 01:32:16.822 --> 01:32:19.492 [staticky] Not a glass of water! 1972 01:32:20.576 --> 01:32:22.537 [Katie] You know what this reminds me of? 1973 01:32:23.496 --> 01:32:25.206 [screams, grunts rapidly] 1974 01:32:25.289 --> 01:32:28.167 [both screaming, grunting rapidly] 1975 01:32:30.253 --> 01:32:32.380 [electrical crackling] 1976 01:32:32.463 --> 01:32:35.633 [explosive whooshing] 1977 01:32:35.716 --> 01:32:37.760 [epic music playing] 1978 01:32:57.113 --> 01:33:00.032 [cheering] 1979 01:33:06.998 --> 01:33:08.624 Look, Mom, the Mitchells. 1980 01:33:08.708 --> 01:33:11.502 Thanks, Linda. You guys were incredible. 1981 01:33:12.086 --> 01:33:14.213 I gotta say, I'm a little jealous. 1982 01:33:14.714 --> 01:33:17.842 What? You guys are jealous of us? 1983 01:33:17.925 --> 01:33:20.469 You're so brave and so authentic. 1984 01:33:21.053 --> 01:33:22.305 And you know what, Linda? 1985 01:33:22.388 --> 01:33:23.598 You've inspired me 1986 01:33:24.265 --> 01:33:26.559 to follow you on Instagram. 1987 01:33:26.642 --> 01:33:28.561 Wait. [scoffs] You don't follow me already? 1988 01:33:28.644 --> 01:33:30.187 You're welcome, Linda. 1989 01:33:30.271 --> 01:33:31.939 [whispers] You're welcome. 1990 01:33:32.023 --> 01:33:34.525 -[Jim] That was an A-plus compliment, hon. -[Aaron gasps] 1991 01:33:35.318 --> 01:33:38.571 Uh, uh, Abbey Posey, I… I… I just wanna say, 1992 01:33:38.654 --> 01:33:40.781 I think you're neat, and I wonder if you could come over 1993 01:33:40.865 --> 01:33:42.867 and talk about dinosaurs casually sometime! 1994 01:33:45.870 --> 01:33:48.164 Um, sure, I'll talk about dinosaurs. 1995 01:33:48.247 --> 01:33:52.501 I like your shirt, but I wish that T-Rex had feathers on it to make it more 1996 01:33:52.585 --> 01:33:53.878 -scientifically accurate. -Scientifically accurate. 1997 01:33:54.712 --> 01:33:56.672 [giggling nervously] 1998 01:34:00.009 --> 01:34:02.011 I'm kidding! I hate you! You never heard any of this! 1999 01:34:02.094 --> 01:34:03.095 Goodbye forever! 2000 01:34:04.138 --> 01:34:04.972 Dummy. 2001 01:34:06.724 --> 01:34:08.476 I need to have a talk with that boy. 2002 01:34:08.559 --> 01:34:09.894 Katie. Wh… where's Katie? 2003 01:34:09.977 --> 01:34:11.562 Katie? Katie! 2004 01:34:11.646 --> 01:34:12.980 -Katie! -[Monchi barking] 2005 01:34:18.861 --> 01:34:20.112 [gasps] Oh my gosh. 2006 01:34:20.196 --> 01:34:21.030 Aw, kid. 2007 01:34:27.870 --> 01:34:28.913 Katie! 2008 01:34:30.456 --> 01:34:31.457 [panting] 2009 01:34:31.540 --> 01:34:33.459 -Katie. -[Katie groans] 2010 01:34:35.044 --> 01:34:35.961 [weakly] Dad. 2011 01:34:36.045 --> 01:34:37.755 [groans] Come closer. 2012 01:34:39.173 --> 01:34:40.758 [Katie coughing] 2013 01:34:41.592 --> 01:34:42.635 Closer. 2014 01:34:44.637 --> 01:34:46.514 -Mwah. -Aah! Dang it! 2015 01:34:47.723 --> 01:34:49.183 [laughs] You knucklehead. 2016 01:34:49.266 --> 01:34:50.768 [all laughing] 2017 01:34:50.851 --> 01:34:52.478 [laughing robotically] 2018 01:34:54.105 --> 01:34:56.857 Shouldn't you two be, uh, dead? 2019 01:34:56.941 --> 01:34:59.235 Our malfunction appears to have saved us. 2020 01:35:00.027 --> 01:35:02.780 Brother, what is death? 2021 01:35:02.863 --> 01:35:05.825 [somber music playing] 2022 01:35:06.617 --> 01:35:09.412 Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. 2023 01:35:09.495 --> 01:35:12.081 Hey, can we get a picture here or what? 2024 01:35:12.164 --> 01:35:13.666 We're making memories here, baby. 2025 01:35:16.127 --> 01:35:17.628 Okay, everyone smile. 2026 01:35:17.712 --> 01:35:19.088 -[explosive whoosh] -Whoops! 2027 01:35:20.840 --> 01:35:22.091 ♪ One, two, three, four! ♪ 2028 01:35:22.174 --> 01:35:25.803 ["Broken Heartbeats Sound Like Breakbeats" playing] 2029 01:35:26.595 --> 01:35:28.597 [Katie] This is the photo you picked? 2030 01:35:28.681 --> 01:35:30.808 Mom, we look horrible. 2031 01:35:30.891 --> 01:35:33.227 I like it. It looks like us. 2032 01:35:37.314 --> 01:35:39.316 [melodic music playing] 2033 01:35:48.868 --> 01:35:51.579 Well, I guess this is it. 2034 01:35:52.329 --> 01:35:53.414 Uh, yep. 2035 01:35:54.540 --> 01:35:55.750 [cell phone chirps] 2036 01:35:57.126 --> 01:35:59.795 Hey, Dad, you subscribed to my YouTube channel? 2037 01:35:59.879 --> 01:36:02.214 Thanks. I'm surprised you even figured out how. 2038 01:36:02.798 --> 01:36:05.885 Katie, please. After all that, I'm a computer expert. 2039 01:36:06.427 --> 01:36:09.305 Am I doing this right? Should I update my software? 2040 01:36:09.388 --> 01:36:11.223 Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"! 2041 01:36:11.307 --> 01:36:14.977 [screams] I accidentally ordered 12 Swiffers on Amazon! What did I-- 2042 01:36:15.060 --> 01:36:16.312 [sobbing] 2043 01:36:16.395 --> 01:36:18.063 [grunting] 2044 01:36:18.147 --> 01:36:19.356 [screams] 2045 01:36:20.566 --> 01:36:22.234 You know, uh, no problem at all. 2046 01:36:22.818 --> 01:36:24.904 Thanks. It… it means a lot to me. 2047 01:36:26.197 --> 01:36:28.866 Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? 2048 01:36:28.949 --> 01:36:29.950 I never will. 2049 01:36:31.494 --> 01:36:32.870 I'll call you every week. 2050 01:36:32.953 --> 01:36:35.414 Deal. Raptor bash? [snarls] 2051 01:36:35.498 --> 01:36:37.625 For life. [snarls] 2052 01:36:37.708 --> 01:36:40.419 -Come here, you little goober. -[laughing] Put me down. 2053 01:36:42.671 --> 01:36:45.090 -Goodbye, you king of kings. -[panting] 2054 01:36:46.967 --> 01:36:48.969 Thanks for being the best mom in the world. 2055 01:36:49.053 --> 01:36:50.095 [kisses] 2056 01:36:50.179 --> 01:36:52.056 We love you, honey. 2057 01:36:52.139 --> 01:36:54.391 Oh, and here, to remember us. 2058 01:36:54.975 --> 01:36:56.977 Every horrible picture we've ever taken. 2059 01:36:58.103 --> 01:37:00.189 Thanks. It's… it's heavy. 2060 01:37:00.940 --> 01:37:01.774 I know. 2061 01:37:03.067 --> 01:37:06.904 [clears throat] Wish we didn't have to go, but, uh… 2062 01:37:08.030 --> 01:37:10.908 Good luck, uh, finding your people. 2063 01:37:12.409 --> 01:37:13.953 Dad, come on. 2064 01:37:15.412 --> 01:37:16.956 You guys are my people. 2065 01:37:22.545 --> 01:37:25.965 So, you know, when I'm sad to be alone… 2066 01:37:28.217 --> 01:37:29.468 I'll always have 2067 01:37:30.219 --> 01:37:31.387 my favorite thing. 2068 01:37:34.014 --> 01:37:35.474 [sniffles, clears throat] 2069 01:37:36.559 --> 01:37:38.811 Do you remember how a moose says I love you? 2070 01:37:39.979 --> 01:37:41.564 [bellows] 2071 01:37:41.647 --> 01:37:43.274 [chuckles] 2072 01:37:43.357 --> 01:37:44.316 [bellows] 2073 01:37:44.400 --> 01:37:45.985 [all bellowing] 2074 01:37:46.068 --> 01:37:47.236 [Monchi howls] 2075 01:37:50.739 --> 01:37:51.991 [Mitchells laughing] 2076 01:37:52.074 --> 01:37:54.368 Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad. 2077 01:37:54.869 --> 01:37:56.036 Come here. 2078 01:37:57.246 --> 01:37:59.707 [inspirational music playing] 2079 01:38:01.375 --> 01:38:02.543 [excited grunt] 2080 01:38:04.420 --> 01:38:05.921 Mom, you're hugging too tight. 2081 01:38:06.005 --> 01:38:07.673 You love it. You love it! 2082 01:38:07.756 --> 01:38:09.550 [chuckles] I do love it. 2083 01:38:17.975 --> 01:38:19.852 [engine starts] 2084 01:38:34.074 --> 01:38:35.284 [laughs] 2085 01:38:35.784 --> 01:38:38.495 [fireworks whistling, popping] 2086 01:38:39.663 --> 01:38:41.290 [upbeat music playing] 2087 01:39:04.647 --> 01:39:06.315 We're setting up the Slip 'N Slide tomorrow. 2088 01:39:06.398 --> 01:39:07.524 -You in? -Oh yeah. Definitely. 2089 01:39:07.608 --> 01:39:09.818 -[computer ringing] -Hold on. I'm getting a call. 2090 01:39:09.902 --> 01:39:11.612 Thanks again for saving the world, K-Bones! 2091 01:39:11.695 --> 01:39:12.529 No problem, Dirk. 2092 01:39:12.613 --> 01:39:13.948 [ringing continues] 2093 01:39:15.115 --> 01:39:18.285 That's my Katie. Are you eating enough? How's classes? 2094 01:39:18.369 --> 01:39:21.121 Are you and Jade official, and will you bring her home for Thanksgiving? 2095 01:39:21.205 --> 01:39:23.332 Oh, easy, Mom. It's only been a few weeks. 2096 01:39:23.415 --> 01:39:25.334 Also, do I look okay? 2097 01:39:25.417 --> 01:39:26.335 I've been… 2098 01:39:26.835 --> 01:39:28.754 [groaning] …sick lately. 2099 01:39:29.463 --> 01:39:30.631 Oh my gosh! She's dead! 2100 01:39:30.714 --> 01:39:32.967 -Call 911! -[laughing] 2101 01:39:33.050 --> 01:39:34.677 I've been taking a class about filters. 2102 01:39:34.760 --> 01:39:37.429 Oh, you. That is so creative. 2103 01:39:37.513 --> 01:39:39.640 You know, speaking of which, you inspired your dad. 2104 01:39:39.723 --> 01:39:41.183 I got on that, uh, YouTube. 2105 01:39:41.266 --> 01:39:44.395 I, uh, sent you a friend request. Why didn't you… why didn't you accept it? 2106 01:39:44.979 --> 01:39:46.480 Oh, that's what this is. 2107 01:39:46.563 --> 01:39:48.899 I thought a psychopath wrote this. 2108 01:39:48.983 --> 01:39:51.443 Sure, I'll… I'll accept your friend request, Dad. 2109 01:39:51.527 --> 01:39:52.611 Hey, where's Aaron? 2110 01:39:52.695 --> 01:39:54.488 Oh, let me just show you. 2111 01:39:54.571 --> 01:39:56.115 [Aaron] Okay, stegosaurus… 2112 01:39:56.198 --> 01:39:58.909 [Linda] Hey, Aaron. Wanna show your sister who you're talking to? 2113 01:39:58.993 --> 01:40:01.370 What? No. I'm not doing anything! [screams] 2114 01:40:02.329 --> 01:40:03.747 Sorry. Force of habit. 2115 01:40:03.831 --> 01:40:06.625 -[Eric, Deborahbot] Hello, slovenly girl. -[chuckles] Hey, guys. 2116 01:40:06.709 --> 01:40:08.711 We received your care package for Aaron. 2117 01:40:10.379 --> 01:40:13.882 Looks like we got some clothes here for a little gentleman. 2118 01:40:13.966 --> 01:40:15.300 [Aaron gasps] 2119 01:40:15.384 --> 01:40:17.970 [Aaron] The prophecy has been fulfilled! 2120 01:40:18.512 --> 01:40:19.805 [smacks lips] 2121 01:40:19.888 --> 01:40:23.767 So, guys, I guess we're receiving some Congressional Medal of Honor or something. 2122 01:40:23.851 --> 01:40:25.936 We have to go to Washington, DC. 2123 01:40:26.020 --> 01:40:28.439 Do you guys want to fly or… 2124 01:40:28.522 --> 01:40:30.190 ♪ On my way ♪ 2125 01:40:31.650 --> 01:40:34.570 -♪ On my way, on my way ♪ -[Mitchells laughing] 2126 01:40:34.653 --> 01:40:37.740 ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ 2127 01:40:37.823 --> 01:40:41.827 ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ 2128 01:40:44.455 --> 01:40:47.624 ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ 2129 01:40:47.708 --> 01:40:50.794 ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ 2130 01:40:50.878 --> 01:40:53.964 ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ 2131 01:40:54.048 --> 01:40:56.675 ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ 2132 01:40:56.759 --> 01:40:58.594 -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ 2133 01:40:58.677 --> 01:41:00.054 -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ 2134 01:41:00.137 --> 01:41:01.889 -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ Over and over ♪ 2135 01:41:01.972 --> 01:41:03.307 ♪ Heal my broken heart ♪ 2136 01:41:03.390 --> 01:41:04.975 -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ 2137 01:41:05.059 --> 01:41:06.560 -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ 2138 01:41:06.643 --> 01:41:10.314 ♪ Over and over Heal my broken heart ♪ 2139 01:41:10.397 --> 01:41:13.233 ♪ Looking back around Like I need your permission ♪ 2140 01:41:13.317 --> 01:41:16.445 ♪ Know it's always hard When you know what you're missing ♪ 2141 01:41:16.528 --> 01:41:19.573 ♪ Walk a little further To the unfamiliar ♪ 2142 01:41:19.656 --> 01:41:21.950 ♪ Ripping out the pages It won't kill ya ♪ 2143 01:41:22.034 --> 01:41:25.162 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ 2144 01:41:25.245 --> 01:41:28.248 ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ 2145 01:41:28.332 --> 01:41:32.544 ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ 2146 01:41:35.047 --> 01:41:38.092 ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ 2147 01:41:38.175 --> 01:41:41.303 ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ 2148 01:41:41.386 --> 01:41:44.431 ♪ I'm gonna reach new heights With every fall ♪ 2149 01:41:44.515 --> 01:41:47.643 ♪ I'm gonna be all talk But do it all ♪ 2150 01:41:47.726 --> 01:41:50.437 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ 2151 01:41:50.521 --> 01:41:53.565 ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ 2152 01:41:53.649 --> 01:41:55.150 ♪ On my way ♪ 2153 01:41:55.234 --> 01:41:58.153 ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ 2154 01:42:00.823 --> 01:42:03.867 ♪ Seeing what's in front of me I got double vision ♪ 2155 01:42:03.951 --> 01:42:07.246 ♪ Take a deep breath, make a decision ♪ 2156 01:42:07.913 --> 01:42:11.083 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ 2157 01:42:12.584 --> 01:42:15.671 ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ 2158 01:42:15.754 --> 01:42:18.882 ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ 2159 01:42:18.966 --> 01:42:23.178 ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ 2160 01:42:25.430 --> 01:42:27.224 -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ 2161 01:42:27.307 --> 01:42:28.642 -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ 2162 01:42:28.725 --> 01:42:30.144 -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ Over and over ♪ 2163 01:42:30.227 --> 01:42:31.603 ♪ Heal my broken heart ♪ 2164 01:42:31.687 --> 01:42:33.147 -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ 2165 01:42:33.230 --> 01:42:35.232 -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ 2166 01:42:35.315 --> 01:42:39.069 ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ 2167 01:42:39.153 --> 01:42:40.445 [song ends] 2168 01:42:40.529 --> 01:42:42.531 [upbeat music playing] 2169 01:44:18.001 --> 01:44:20.003 [melodic music playing] 2170 01:46:38.058 --> 01:46:41.103 [Linda] Oh, let's have a sing-along. I'll go first. 2171 01:46:41.186 --> 01:46:44.481 ♪ Crushing robots with my family ♪ 2172 01:46:44.564 --> 01:46:46.316 [imitating guitar riff] 2173 01:46:46.400 --> 01:46:49.653 ♪ Never seen such brutality ♪ 2174 01:46:49.736 --> 01:46:51.780 [imitating guitar riff] 2175 01:46:51.863 --> 01:46:54.241 [laughs] I just made that up. 2176 01:46:54.324 --> 01:46:58.829 Somebody give me a Grammy for Greatest Singer Alive. 2177 01:46:58.912 --> 01:47:00.914 [inspirational music playing] 2178 01:48:30.003 --> 01:48:32.005 [upbeat music playing] 2179 01:49:26.935 --> 01:49:28.061 [Katie] Wow, wh… whoa! 2180 01:49:28.144 --> 01:49:29.437 [laughs] I don't know. 2181 01:49:29.521 --> 01:49:30.981 You guys can't see me, right?