WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07.123 --> 00:00:08.789 Even though officials have said 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:08.791 --> 00:00:10.224 the area is safe, the community here 5 00:00:10.226 --> 00:00:12.159 is very unsettled over the reopening... 6 00:02:36.005 --> 00:02:37.006 It's open. 7 00:02:45.114 --> 00:02:47.518 Could've shut the door, you're letting the flies in. 8 00:02:48.985 --> 00:02:49.985 Sorry. 9 00:02:51.321 --> 00:02:52.321 What do you want? 10 00:02:53.357 --> 00:02:54.922 I'm looking for Aaron James. 11 00:02:54.924 --> 00:02:56.092 Is this the right place? 12 00:02:57.394 --> 00:02:59.363 Aaron, company! 13 00:03:01.398 --> 00:03:04.301 All right goddammit, you act like I can't fuckin' hear. 14 00:03:06.035 --> 00:03:08.303 What the fuck are you wearing? 15 00:03:08.305 --> 00:03:09.305 Nothing. 16 00:03:10.973 --> 00:03:12.641 Well listen, I'm going camping with my buddy from the army 17 00:03:12.643 --> 00:03:15.345 for a few days, you know the survival man off the TV? 18 00:03:16.946 --> 00:03:18.380 Why don't you get your sorry ass up 19 00:03:18.382 --> 00:03:20.222 and clean this fuckin' place up while I'm gone. 20 00:03:24.321 --> 00:03:27.489 See the shit I have to put up with? 21 00:03:27.491 --> 00:03:29.326 Practice safe sex, y'all! 22 00:03:38.234 --> 00:03:39.534 Why don't you pass over, dog. 23 00:03:39.536 --> 00:03:41.572 Come on. 24 00:03:42.539 --> 00:03:43.539 Get in there. 25 00:04:08.164 --> 00:04:10.197 Sorry about all that back there, man. 26 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:11.435 She keeps the place a pit. 27 00:04:12.536 --> 00:04:14.101 Dang man, it's nice to see ya. 28 00:04:14.103 --> 00:04:16.105 How long's it been, 16, 17 years? 29 00:04:17.206 --> 00:04:19.141 Guess more like 20, I think. 30 00:04:22.646 --> 00:04:23.646 Want one? 31 00:04:26.015 --> 00:04:27.015 Driving. 32 00:04:36.727 --> 00:04:38.027 Damn, I was thirsty. 33 00:04:40.062 --> 00:04:43.265 So yeah, I seen your survival show on television. 34 00:04:43.267 --> 00:04:45.165 Looks like you're doing pretty good for yourself, 35 00:04:45.167 --> 00:04:47.034 survival man. 36 00:04:47.036 --> 00:04:48.272 Eh, it's been all right. 37 00:04:49.373 --> 00:04:50.373 Long time. 38 00:04:53.710 --> 00:04:55.350 Hey, how you doing, what you got going on? 39 00:04:56.480 --> 00:04:58.747 Oh, well when I'm not back there fighting with that bitch, 40 00:04:58.749 --> 00:05:00.649 stay out on the Gulf fishing, 41 00:05:00.651 --> 00:05:03.418 anything besides sitting in the tanker, 42 00:05:03.420 --> 00:05:05.355 listening to her ass complain all day. 43 00:05:06.690 --> 00:05:09.056 Hey, so all that stuff on your show, 44 00:05:09.058 --> 00:05:10.525 you know, you're drinking your pee 45 00:05:10.527 --> 00:05:12.627 and eating the bugs and worms and stuff, 46 00:05:12.629 --> 00:05:15.630 is all that real or is it staged? 47 00:05:15.632 --> 00:05:17.532 It's real. 48 00:05:17.534 --> 00:05:18.533 It's always been real, man, you know me better than that. 49 00:05:18.535 --> 00:05:19.670 I don't do bullshit. 50 00:05:21.271 --> 00:05:22.404 I'm the only one that ever did it for real. 51 00:05:22.406 --> 00:05:24.306 I don't drink my own piss. 52 00:05:24.308 --> 00:05:26.173 Now that's a good thing 'cause I've been waiting 53 00:05:26.175 --> 00:05:28.445 to kiss you in the mouth ever since I got in the truck. 54 00:05:30.246 --> 00:05:32.079 Well hey, how about you drink one of these fuckin' beers 55 00:05:32.081 --> 00:05:33.848 and let's have ourselves a good time. 56 00:05:33.850 --> 00:05:35.517 All right, fine. 57 00:05:35.519 --> 00:05:36.587 Make a toast, brother. 58 00:05:37.554 --> 00:05:38.655 To the good old days. 59 00:05:40.524 --> 00:05:41.524 The old days. 60 00:05:49.766 --> 00:05:52.334 Where the hell are they? 61 00:05:52.336 --> 00:05:54.469 I don't see anything, commander. 62 00:05:54.471 --> 00:05:57.339 Eagle two, I can't see 'em. 63 00:05:57.341 --> 00:05:58.740 Can you give intel? 64 00:06:01.110 --> 00:06:02.777 There's a fucking army out there, 65 00:06:02.779 --> 00:06:05.347 shoot the ones with the fucking rags on their heads! 66 00:06:05.349 --> 00:06:08.650 Eagle two, eagle three, take cover, I'm sending. 67 00:06:08.652 --> 00:06:09.818 Jonesy, keep your fucking head down 68 00:06:09.820 --> 00:06:11.820 and shoot that fucking rifle! 69 00:06:21.865 --> 00:06:23.465 So whatever happened to that girl you was uh, 70 00:06:23.467 --> 00:06:25.700 when we was stationed up at leonardwood? 71 00:06:25.702 --> 00:06:28.202 She left me when I found out she was fucking around. 72 00:06:28.204 --> 00:06:31.406 Funny how that works, ain't it? 73 00:06:33.276 --> 00:06:36.378 Come on, this is the place, 1,500 acres of private property, 74 00:06:36.380 --> 00:06:37.380 all to ourselves. 75 00:06:38.515 --> 00:06:40.415 What about this? 76 00:06:40.417 --> 00:06:43.785 It's just a sign man, it ain't gonna get in our way. 77 00:06:43.787 --> 00:06:45.854 Ain't about to tell you to stop. 78 00:06:45.856 --> 00:06:47.389 Well I guess it kinda does tell you to stop... 79 00:06:47.391 --> 00:06:48.458 Fine, fine fine. 80 00:06:50.293 --> 00:06:52.161 Oh, sorry man, I didn't mean to be in your way. 81 00:06:54.230 --> 00:06:55.897 So uh, 82 00:06:55.899 --> 00:06:56.899 what about the kid? 83 00:06:58.769 --> 00:07:01.338 Uh, we don't get much time together. 84 00:07:03.205 --> 00:07:05.907 You know, she used to spend every summer up at my place, 85 00:07:05.909 --> 00:07:08.512 maybe two weeks, then we just kinda drifted apart. 86 00:07:09.579 --> 00:07:11.913 Anyway, she's in college now. 87 00:07:11.915 --> 00:07:13.316 She's got no time for me. 88 00:07:14.484 --> 00:07:15.917 That's a shame, bro. 89 00:07:15.919 --> 00:07:18.286 I hate to hear when families break up. 90 00:07:23.527 --> 00:07:25.827 That's why I never got married. 91 00:07:25.829 --> 00:07:29.196 But that wife of yours had the tightest little ass. 92 00:07:29.198 --> 00:07:30.567 She was something else. 93 00:07:31.902 --> 00:07:34.304 She had some perky ass titties too, man. 94 00:07:35.372 --> 00:07:36.938 You ever still talk to her? 95 00:07:36.940 --> 00:07:39.643 Nope, been divorced almost 18 years now. 96 00:07:41.378 --> 00:07:43.243 Damn, I've been kicking myself in the ass 97 00:07:43.245 --> 00:07:45.847 every single day if I lost something like that. 98 00:07:45.849 --> 00:07:47.384 Ann was her name, wasn't it? 99 00:07:48.685 --> 00:07:50.285 This'll be a good place to camp. 100 00:07:50.287 --> 00:07:53.988 Protection if it rains, got water, firewood. 101 00:07:53.990 --> 00:07:55.890 We camp here. 102 00:07:55.892 --> 00:07:58.460 All right cool man, well I wanna see you starting a fire 103 00:07:58.462 --> 00:08:00.695 like you do on the survival man show, 104 00:08:00.697 --> 00:08:02.731 rubbing two sticks together, you know? 105 00:08:02.733 --> 00:08:04.365 And hell, after that, if we got time, 106 00:08:04.367 --> 00:08:05.767 why don't you jump in that lake over there 107 00:08:05.769 --> 00:08:07.671 and catch us an aligator for dinner. 108 00:08:08.572 --> 00:08:10.004 Ow. 109 00:08:10.006 --> 00:08:11.726 You set up the tent, I'll get some firewood. 110 00:08:13.643 --> 00:08:16.544 Fair enough. 111 00:08:37.968 --> 00:08:38.968 Dog. 112 00:08:40.003 --> 00:08:41.003 Dog! 113 00:08:47.577 --> 00:08:48.577 Oh shit. 114 00:08:49.579 --> 00:08:50.579 Dog! 115 00:08:51.314 --> 00:08:52.314 Dog, hey. 116 00:08:53.416 --> 00:08:55.350 Hey sweetheart. 117 00:08:58.054 --> 00:08:59.721 How the hell'd you get in there? 118 00:08:59.723 --> 00:09:01.458 Come on, girl, come on. 119 00:09:02.859 --> 00:09:06.361 Come on, man, come on, you can do it. 120 00:09:06.363 --> 00:09:07.843 Let' me get you up, let me get you up. 121 00:09:12.803 --> 00:09:14.335 Oh, you're gaining weight, sweetheart. 122 00:09:14.337 --> 00:09:15.837 Hey. 123 00:09:15.839 --> 00:09:16.839 Okay. 124 00:09:21.411 --> 00:09:22.577 There, you all right, honey? 125 00:09:22.579 --> 00:09:23.647 Come on, dog, come on. 126 00:09:24.948 --> 00:09:26.848 Come on, come on, dog. 127 00:09:26.850 --> 00:09:28.718 Come on, come on, let's go, girl. 128 00:09:33.757 --> 00:09:37.525 Come on, come on, dog, come on come on. 129 00:09:37.527 --> 00:09:39.527 Let's go. 130 00:09:39.529 --> 00:09:41.429 Where the hell you been? 131 00:09:41.431 --> 00:09:43.898 Tent's all torn up and the Poles don't fit anyway. 132 00:09:48.638 --> 00:09:51.007 You know, dog just fell into some kind of hole. 133 00:09:52.876 --> 00:09:55.036 Man, if I wasn't there, she wouldn't have even got out. 134 00:09:56.947 --> 00:09:58.546 You gotta be careful, man, 135 00:09:58.548 --> 00:09:59.681 them things are all over the woods out here. 136 00:09:59.683 --> 00:10:01.549 Some of 'em are super deep. 137 00:10:01.551 --> 00:10:02.919 Who names their dog, dog? 138 00:10:04.721 --> 00:10:05.721 Instructions. 139 00:10:07.424 --> 00:10:09.991 Oh, I guess I'll put your fancy ass, 140 00:10:09.993 --> 00:10:13.394 bullshit tent together, requires instructions and Poles, 141 00:10:13.396 --> 00:10:15.630 while you walk around the woods being survival man 142 00:10:15.632 --> 00:10:18.032 looking at butterflies and squirrels fucking on the trees. 143 00:10:18.034 --> 00:10:20.768 You know what, fuck dude, my dog falls in a hole 144 00:10:20.770 --> 00:10:22.704 and you've been at my throat all fucking day. 145 00:10:22.706 --> 00:10:23.974 What the hell's going on? 146 00:10:25.041 --> 00:10:27.075 Listen man, you're right, 147 00:10:27.077 --> 00:10:29.043 we should be out here celebrating, talk about the old days, 148 00:10:29.045 --> 00:10:31.646 not listening to my bullshit. 149 00:10:31.648 --> 00:10:33.481 So how about this, you go put your 150 00:10:33.483 --> 00:10:35.650 dysfunctional tent together with the instructions 151 00:10:35.652 --> 00:10:37.085 and got us a lighter right here, 152 00:10:37.087 --> 00:10:39.921 I'll start us a fire and we'll partake 153 00:10:39.923 --> 00:10:42.757 in some recreational substances. 154 00:10:42.759 --> 00:10:44.692 Oh shit dude, 155 00:10:44.694 --> 00:10:46.734 we're not gonna smoke that whole thing here, are we? 156 00:10:46.963 --> 00:10:48.698 Fuckin' a right we are. 157 00:10:50.100 --> 00:10:51.935 What else will we do with it? 158 00:10:53.503 --> 00:10:54.535 Let's get this shit rollin', huh? 159 00:10:54.537 --> 00:10:55.536 To the old days. 160 00:10:55.538 --> 00:10:56.573 To the old days. 161 00:11:01.611 --> 00:11:04.078 Don't lip it like that, bitch, come on now, be serious. 162 00:11:31.174 --> 00:11:32.907 You gotta go outside, girl? 163 00:11:32.909 --> 00:11:34.976 Okay, let's put you out. 164 00:11:34.978 --> 00:11:37.845 Come on, let's go see what goofball's doing. 165 00:11:37.847 --> 00:11:39.113 All right, sweetheart, there you go. 166 00:11:39.115 --> 00:11:40.848 Oh, you're getting old. 167 00:11:40.850 --> 00:11:42.052 Go on, go pee. 168 00:11:54.965 --> 00:11:57.565 What the hell are you doing? 169 00:11:57.567 --> 00:11:59.200 Hell do you think I'm doing? 170 00:11:59.202 --> 00:12:01.071 Tryin' to catch us some breakfast. 171 00:12:02.639 --> 00:12:04.507 How do you make this look so easy anyways? 172 00:12:18.154 --> 00:12:21.923 Hey, what'd you catch? 173 00:12:21.925 --> 00:12:23.258 What the fuck 174 00:12:23.260 --> 00:12:25.028 are you laughing at, asshole? 175 00:12:26.596 --> 00:12:28.031 It's a harmless water snake, idiot. 176 00:12:28.999 --> 00:12:30.098 They don't even bite. 177 00:12:30.100 --> 00:12:31.699 Oh yeah? 178 00:12:31.701 --> 00:12:32.834 Well just so you know, 179 00:12:32.836 --> 00:12:34.502 that was a fucking cotton mouth 180 00:12:34.504 --> 00:12:35.970 and it almost bit me in the fuckin' face. 181 00:12:35.972 --> 00:12:37.605 Your ass wouldn't be so smart 182 00:12:37.607 --> 00:12:38.940 if that thing almost tried to bite you. 183 00:12:38.942 --> 00:12:40.541 Do you know what? 184 00:12:40.543 --> 00:12:42.910 Fuck you, fuck that goddam snake, 185 00:12:42.912 --> 00:12:46.047 I'm outta this shit, mother fucker. 186 00:12:52.055 --> 00:12:53.988 We should set up camp before it gets dark there, 187 00:12:53.990 --> 00:12:55.123 don't you think? 188 00:12:55.125 --> 00:12:57.959 Nope, let's keep up with dog. 189 00:12:57.961 --> 00:12:59.794 She's headed to the bluffs 190 00:12:59.796 --> 00:13:01.996 and there's gonna be good shelter there in case it rains. 191 00:13:01.998 --> 00:13:04.065 All right, survival dude. 192 00:13:04.067 --> 00:13:06.567 You go on up there and set your broke dick tent up 193 00:13:06.569 --> 00:13:09.837 and I'll follow up after I fill a cat hole. 194 00:13:09.839 --> 00:13:10.938 Roger that. 195 00:13:10.940 --> 00:13:11.940 Gunners dumping. 196 00:13:16.212 --> 00:13:19.082 Ain't been called that in years. 197 00:13:36.599 --> 00:13:37.599 Dog. 198 00:13:38.835 --> 00:13:39.967 Come on. 199 00:13:45.575 --> 00:13:46.974 Aaron! 200 00:13:46.976 --> 00:13:47.976 Danny! 201 00:13:48.878 --> 00:13:50.146 Aaron! 202 00:13:51.748 --> 00:13:53.714 What the hell? 203 00:13:53.716 --> 00:13:54.716 Danny. 204 00:13:55.919 --> 00:13:57.439 What the hell are you doing down there? 205 00:13:59.122 --> 00:14:00.289 Danny, are you all right? 206 00:14:00.291 --> 00:14:01.291 Are you hurt? 207 00:14:02.293 --> 00:14:03.325 I'll be all right. 208 00:14:03.327 --> 00:14:04.661 Now just go get help. 209 00:14:06.029 --> 00:14:07.161 Hold on real quick, bro, 210 00:14:07.163 --> 00:14:08.231 I gotta get this on video. 211 00:14:09.333 --> 00:14:10.798 Would you stop fucking around? 212 00:14:10.800 --> 00:14:12.100 All right, I'll be fine. 213 00:14:12.102 --> 00:14:13.668 Now go get help. 214 00:14:13.670 --> 00:14:15.069 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 215 00:14:15.071 --> 00:14:17.205 here we have the survival man 216 00:14:17.207 --> 00:14:19.907 and he's stuck down in a pit in the forest. 217 00:14:19.909 --> 00:14:21.276 And hurry up, gunner! 218 00:14:21.278 --> 00:14:23.177 Because he don't fuckin' listen to nobody 219 00:14:23.179 --> 00:14:24.679 when they're telling him there's pits in the forest 220 00:14:24.681 --> 00:14:26.315 and he needs to be careful. 221 00:14:26.317 --> 00:14:28.250 Stop fucking around, Aaron, those edges are weak. 222 00:14:28.252 --> 00:14:30.618 Well now your smart ass is stuck down in there 223 00:14:30.620 --> 00:14:31.919 and I'm gonna have to fuckin' save ya. 224 00:14:31.921 --> 00:14:33.020 Just stop it. 225 00:14:33.022 --> 00:14:34.356 Go get help. 226 00:14:34.358 --> 00:14:35.957 I'm warning you, Aaron. 227 00:14:35.959 --> 00:14:38.693 Anyways, I guess there's more to survival 228 00:14:38.695 --> 00:14:41.332 than just staying alive, ain't that right, survival man? 229 00:14:42.232 --> 00:14:43.898 You smart ass. 230 00:14:43.900 --> 00:14:45.032 Shit you idiot, it's giving away, 231 00:14:45.034 --> 00:14:46.167 stop, just stop, just stop... 232 00:14:46.169 --> 00:14:47.835 Yeah yeah, quit your bitching. 233 00:14:47.837 --> 00:14:49.237 - Jesus... - Gunner's got your back. 234 00:14:54.944 --> 00:14:56.278 Whoa, stop stop stop stop stop! 235 00:15:31.315 --> 00:15:32.680 Aaron. 236 00:15:32.682 --> 00:15:35.151 Fuck. 237 00:15:36.853 --> 00:15:39.120 Aaron. 238 00:15:39.122 --> 00:15:41.722 Oh. 239 00:15:48.998 --> 00:15:50.033 You all right, man? 240 00:15:51.335 --> 00:15:52.436 Holy shit, dude. 241 00:15:54.003 --> 00:15:56.103 Bro, you got, you got a fucking antler 242 00:15:56.105 --> 00:15:57.341 sticking out of your side. 243 00:16:05.449 --> 00:16:06.381 Ow! 244 00:16:06.383 --> 00:16:07.383 God. 245 00:16:10.186 --> 00:16:11.752 - Help me. - All right, man. 246 00:16:11.754 --> 00:16:13.255 - Help me, help me. - Here we go. 247 00:16:13.257 --> 00:16:17.091 Here we go. 248 00:16:17.093 --> 00:16:19.361 Fuck god. 249 00:16:19.363 --> 00:16:21.432 Eh, don't touch my arm. 250 00:16:23.032 --> 00:16:24.031 You're gonna have to quit being a pussy. 251 00:16:24.033 --> 00:16:25.434 We gotta pull that out. 252 00:16:27.971 --> 00:16:31.138 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck stop, just fucking stay. 253 00:16:31.140 --> 00:16:33.741 Oh god, just stay away, just stay away. 254 00:16:33.743 --> 00:16:35.377 We gotta pull this bitch out. 255 00:16:35.379 --> 00:16:37.211 Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me. 256 00:16:37.213 --> 00:16:38.813 Oh goddammit, you're gonna have to suck this up. 257 00:16:38.815 --> 00:16:40.295 Just wait, just wait, just wait, okay? 258 00:16:45.855 --> 00:16:46.988 What are you waiting for? 259 00:16:46.990 --> 00:16:47.989 - Goddamn it. - Okay, 260 00:16:47.991 --> 00:16:49.023 on the count of three, 261 00:16:49.025 --> 00:16:50.992 one... 262 00:16:50.994 --> 00:16:51.994 Oh god! 263 00:16:53.229 --> 00:16:54.862 Don't touch me, don't touch me... 264 00:16:54.864 --> 00:16:55.997 Gotta stop the fucking bleeding. 265 00:16:55.999 --> 00:16:57.266 Do we got anything we can suture 266 00:16:57.268 --> 00:16:59.334 or stitch this shit up with? 267 00:17:01.838 --> 00:17:03.272 Maybe we can tighten this pack up... 268 00:17:03.274 --> 00:17:04.839 Shut up. 269 00:17:04.841 --> 00:17:08.077 Just shut up. 270 00:17:12.283 --> 00:17:14.017 Dog looks pretty fucked up too. 271 00:17:15.386 --> 00:17:17.952 All right, dude, do we got any kind of sutures, 272 00:17:17.954 --> 00:17:19.521 a needle or anything, man? 273 00:17:19.523 --> 00:17:20.524 Yeah, we got shit. 274 00:17:22.825 --> 00:17:23.958 We got stuff. 275 00:17:23.960 --> 00:17:25.429 Oh fuck man, we're fucked. 276 00:17:48.252 --> 00:17:49.252 Goddammit! 277 00:17:53.990 --> 00:17:55.858 Aaron, calm down now. 278 00:17:57.093 --> 00:17:58.161 All right, now listen, 279 00:17:59.962 --> 00:18:03.097 we gotta keep our heads, we're gonna survive this thing. 280 00:18:07.338 --> 00:18:08.969 What the hell was that? 281 00:18:08.971 --> 00:18:10.971 Those are copperhead snakes, I've seen three. 282 00:18:10.973 --> 00:18:11.972 We've gotta be careful. 283 00:18:11.974 --> 00:18:13.342 Careful? 284 00:18:13.344 --> 00:18:14.977 We need to kill these mother fuckers. 285 00:18:16.045 --> 00:18:17.446 Hey, 286 00:18:17.448 --> 00:18:18.448 don't kill 'em. 287 00:18:19.583 --> 00:18:20.883 Might need to eat 'em. 288 00:18:21.851 --> 00:18:23.585 Well listen, 289 00:18:23.587 --> 00:18:25.587 I ain't fuckin' planning on staying down here too long, 290 00:18:25.589 --> 00:18:28.290 especially with all these fuckin' snakes. 291 00:18:28.292 --> 00:18:29.857 You know I hate snakes 292 00:18:29.859 --> 00:18:31.926 and I damn sure ain't eating no snake. 293 00:18:31.928 --> 00:18:32.928 Calm down. 294 00:18:33.930 --> 00:18:36.030 Hey uh, take an inventory. 295 00:18:36.032 --> 00:18:39.033 I wanna know what survival supplies we have for later. 296 00:18:39.035 --> 00:18:40.502 We'll find a way outta here 297 00:18:40.504 --> 00:18:42.036 even if we have to use these tunnels. 298 00:18:42.038 --> 00:18:43.904 I'll bet you they lead up. 299 00:18:43.906 --> 00:18:45.440 No, we need to climb outta this mother fucker. 300 00:18:45.442 --> 00:18:47.509 We need a fuckin' rope and a hook or something. 301 00:18:47.511 --> 00:18:49.078 Gunner, I said calm down. 302 00:18:50.947 --> 00:18:53.015 We gotta keep our heads if we're gonna survive this. 303 00:18:56.387 --> 00:18:57.519 You're right. 304 00:18:57.521 --> 00:18:59.920 We just need to keep cool, man, 305 00:18:59.922 --> 00:19:03.023 somebody's bound to come along here sooner or later. 306 00:19:06.597 --> 00:19:07.597 But if they don't, 307 00:19:09.633 --> 00:19:10.933 we'll find our way out. 308 00:19:17.173 --> 00:19:18.306 Well let's see here. 309 00:19:18.308 --> 00:19:20.308 We got some cooking utensils, 310 00:19:20.310 --> 00:19:21.310 a knife, 311 00:19:22.546 --> 00:19:24.381 about five insta-meals, 312 00:19:28.285 --> 00:19:30.585 a survival man TV show kit! 313 00:19:30.587 --> 00:19:32.487 $24.95! 314 00:19:32.489 --> 00:19:35.057 Let's see what's in this mother fucker, shall we? 315 00:19:38.262 --> 00:19:40.362 Oh, look at that, a rape whistle. 316 00:19:42.031 --> 00:19:43.431 I'm survival man, I'm getting raped! 317 00:19:44.535 --> 00:19:46.537 Thermal blanket, one thermal fuckin' blanket. 318 00:19:48.104 --> 00:19:50.305 Uh, fire starter, 319 00:19:50.307 --> 00:19:52.039 a little bullshit knife, 320 00:19:52.041 --> 00:19:53.675 um, I'm guessing that's a fuckin' credit card, 321 00:19:53.677 --> 00:19:56.511 platinum edition since you're a rich TV show prick, 322 00:19:56.513 --> 00:19:58.282 and a fucked up ass compass. 323 00:19:59.516 --> 00:20:01.416 You know what we don't have? 324 00:20:01.418 --> 00:20:04.386 Some fucking rope so we can climb out, smart ass. 325 00:20:04.388 --> 00:20:06.455 So I guess you need to put in the fine print, 326 00:20:06.457 --> 00:20:10.057 "it doesn't help you if you fall in a fucking cave," 327 00:20:10.059 --> 00:20:11.058 now does it?! 328 00:20:11.060 --> 00:20:12.962 Gunner, calm down. 329 00:20:18.335 --> 00:20:20.702 This is all your fucking fault. 330 00:20:20.704 --> 00:20:22.571 You did this. 331 00:20:22.573 --> 00:20:23.573 You fucking ass. 332 00:20:27.076 --> 00:20:29.210 You'd better hope we get outta here 333 00:20:29.212 --> 00:20:32.014 because if we don't, you're gonna be dead, 334 00:20:33.350 --> 00:20:35.617 these fucking hands right here. 335 00:20:57.073 --> 00:20:58.475 You piece of shit. 336 00:21:00.644 --> 00:21:03.447 You're pretty much a survival televangelist, ain't you? 337 00:21:05.549 --> 00:21:07.384 But you can't get nobody outta shit. 338 00:21:12.389 --> 00:21:13.355 Oh yeah. 339 00:21:13.357 --> 00:21:14.358 That's right. 340 00:21:15.425 --> 00:21:17.359 I'm getting the fuck outta here. 341 00:21:17.361 --> 00:21:18.462 I don't know about you. 342 00:21:20.062 --> 00:21:21.431 Getting the fuck outta here. 343 00:21:27.704 --> 00:21:28.704 Goddamn it! 344 00:21:31.140 --> 00:21:32.140 Do something! 345 00:21:33.610 --> 00:21:35.577 This is all your fucking fault. 346 00:21:35.579 --> 00:21:37.612 If you just fucking listened to me the first time 347 00:21:37.614 --> 00:21:40.247 when I told you these things were all over the damn woods, 348 00:21:40.249 --> 00:21:42.617 we wouldn't be in this fucking spot! 349 00:21:42.619 --> 00:21:46.254 But now I'm gonna fucking die here. 350 00:21:46.256 --> 00:21:47.589 - Hey... - I don't wanna 351 00:21:47.591 --> 00:21:49.189 - fucking die here. - Gunner. 352 00:21:50.460 --> 00:21:51.728 You're scaring my dog, boy. 353 00:21:54.096 --> 00:21:56.500 Fuck you and your goddamn dog. 354 00:21:58.602 --> 00:21:59.602 Gunner, 355 00:22:00.404 --> 00:22:01.471 you best go easy, boy. 356 00:22:13.182 --> 00:22:15.283 Where the hell's jonesy? 357 00:22:15.285 --> 00:22:16.785 We got separated. 358 00:22:16.787 --> 00:22:18.386 You left her out there? 359 00:22:18.388 --> 00:22:19.387 What's the fuck wrong with you, gunner? 360 00:22:19.389 --> 00:22:21.221 Fuck you, driver. 361 00:22:21.223 --> 00:22:22.557 The fuck we gonna do now? 362 00:22:22.559 --> 00:22:24.459 She's in a good place, 363 00:22:24.461 --> 00:22:26.528 let's just call in a fucking air strike on their asses. 364 00:22:26.530 --> 00:22:29.331 Eagle three, this is eagle one, gimme a mag count. 365 00:22:29.333 --> 00:22:31.198 Eagle one, I'm on my last mag. 366 00:22:31.200 --> 00:22:34.669 Get your fucking asses up. 367 00:22:34.671 --> 00:22:37.839 Mag up, we're gonna go get her. 368 00:22:37.841 --> 00:22:39.241 Okay, I'm sorry. 369 00:22:40.477 --> 00:22:42.142 Listen, you now tanks 370 00:22:42.144 --> 00:22:45.214 and apparently large holes in the ground 371 00:22:46.583 --> 00:22:49.653 make me go nuts, let alone snakes. 372 00:22:50.754 --> 00:22:51.754 Yeah, I know. 373 00:22:53.490 --> 00:22:55.459 We ain't climbing out of this thing now. 374 00:22:58.295 --> 00:22:59.796 It's gonna get dark soon. 375 00:23:01.298 --> 00:23:02.299 I hear ya. 376 00:23:06.235 --> 00:23:07.669 I think we should get a fire going, 377 00:23:07.671 --> 00:23:09.640 get some smoke out that hole, somebody see us. 378 00:23:11.140 --> 00:23:13.877 You think somebody's looking for us? 379 00:23:16.380 --> 00:23:17.614 Nobody's looking for me. 380 00:23:21.351 --> 00:23:22.784 But that girlfriend of yours, 381 00:23:22.786 --> 00:23:24.619 how long before she calls the authorities? 382 00:23:24.621 --> 00:23:26.755 Oh yeah, probably never. 383 00:23:26.757 --> 00:23:28.690 I'm pretty sure she packed her shit and left 384 00:23:28.692 --> 00:23:30.894 just as soon as we pulled outta the driveway. 385 00:23:34.798 --> 00:23:36.898 Man, you don't ever change, do you? 386 00:23:36.900 --> 00:23:39.235 Daddy said I always knew how to pick 'em. 387 00:23:41.571 --> 00:23:42.571 Good old days. 388 00:23:43.507 --> 00:23:44.507 Good old days. 389 00:23:59.790 --> 00:24:01.725 The hell are you doing? 390 00:24:04.461 --> 00:24:05.894 I'm organizing. 391 00:24:05.896 --> 00:24:07.431 What do you think I'm doing? 392 00:24:09.299 --> 00:24:10.965 Count up all the firewood, put it in separate piles, 393 00:24:10.967 --> 00:24:14.736 I figure about 100 fires. 394 00:24:14.738 --> 00:24:16.640 100 fires, you mean 100 days? 395 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:19.874 I tell you what, I ain't sitting in this sinkhole 396 00:24:19.876 --> 00:24:22.944 with you and these damn snakes for 100 days. 397 00:24:22.946 --> 00:24:24.448 You must've lost your mind. 398 00:24:25.615 --> 00:24:27.884 Technically, it's a cenote. 399 00:24:29.419 --> 00:24:31.252 Sinkholes are convex. 400 00:24:31.254 --> 00:24:33.555 If it was a sinkhole, we could've climbed out. 401 00:24:33.557 --> 00:24:35.222 No, this is a cenote. 402 00:24:35.224 --> 00:24:38.495 Cenotes are concave, just like this, 403 00:24:39.429 --> 00:24:41.362 carved out of sandstone. 404 00:24:41.364 --> 00:24:43.834 Just be thankful we're not sitting in three feet of water. 405 00:24:48.905 --> 00:24:50.237 Hey, 406 00:24:50.239 --> 00:24:51.740 just do the math with me. 407 00:24:51.742 --> 00:24:53.009 We've got plenty of water. 408 00:24:54.811 --> 00:24:57.011 We've got snakes and critters that we can catch and eat, 409 00:24:58.281 --> 00:25:00.381 lots of firewood for signal fires, cook our food. 410 00:25:00.383 --> 00:25:01.850 The temperature in here is constant, 411 00:25:01.852 --> 00:25:03.320 I'll bet you it's about 68 degrees. 412 00:25:04.387 --> 00:25:06.387 So we ain't gonna freeze. 413 00:25:06.389 --> 00:25:11.394 And these tunnels, we can explore them, find a way out. 414 00:25:11.862 --> 00:25:12.862 Look, 415 00:25:14.698 --> 00:25:17.699 all you gotta do is stay cool, okay? 416 00:25:17.701 --> 00:25:20.869 If someone doesn't come and find us, we'll find a way out. 417 00:25:20.871 --> 00:25:24.773 Be that as it may, I ain't eating no fucking snakes. 418 00:25:24.775 --> 00:25:27.976 Dog. 419 00:25:27.978 --> 00:25:29.811 So what, 420 00:25:29.813 --> 00:25:31.773 we got to split our rations with that dog now too? 421 00:25:33.383 --> 00:25:35.416 Aaron, two seconds ago, you didn't wanna eat any snake, 422 00:25:35.418 --> 00:25:37.519 now you're worried about dog eating some? 423 00:25:37.521 --> 00:25:39.387 We keep her healthy, all right? 424 00:25:39.389 --> 00:25:41.689 She can hear things up above that we can't hear. 425 00:25:41.691 --> 00:25:43.892 She can use those tunnels way better than we can 426 00:25:43.894 --> 00:25:45.827 and find us a way out. 427 00:25:45.829 --> 00:25:49.063 Now, we keep dog healthy, dog'll get us out of here. 428 00:25:49.065 --> 00:25:50.634 I ain't eating snake. 429 00:25:52.502 --> 00:25:55.372 As long as it's only snake, I guess I'll let that pass. 430 00:25:59.476 --> 00:26:00.877 Hey, put that away. 431 00:26:01.945 --> 00:26:03.380 Those are emergency rations. 432 00:26:04.548 --> 00:26:06.614 We don't touch 'em. 433 00:26:06.616 --> 00:26:09.684 I just told ya, I wasn't eating no damn snake, 434 00:26:09.686 --> 00:26:11.486 especially when I got 435 00:26:11.488 --> 00:26:13.368 like three bags of macaroni and cheese in there. 436 00:26:14.791 --> 00:26:16.424 Whatever, man. 437 00:26:16.426 --> 00:26:17.792 Hit the racks, private. 438 00:26:38.782 --> 00:26:42.617 Hey, don't you think we should let that dog go first? 439 00:26:42.619 --> 00:26:44.821 I don't wanna crawl up on no pack of wolves. 440 00:26:48.758 --> 00:26:52.028 My torch is getting ready to die. 441 00:26:53.630 --> 00:26:55.899 Scratch it against the wall and then fan it. 442 00:26:57.801 --> 00:26:58.801 It'll wake it up. 443 00:26:59.970 --> 00:27:03.972 Oh, good call, survival man. 444 00:27:03.974 --> 00:27:06.476 And what are we gonna do when your torch goes out? 445 00:27:08.044 --> 00:27:10.164 Crawl back in this pitch black, following that string? 446 00:27:12.015 --> 00:27:14.148 Who in the hell goes camping without a flashlight anyway? 447 00:27:14.150 --> 00:27:15.150 Shut up. 448 00:27:16.887 --> 00:27:17.887 Let's turn back. 449 00:27:19.589 --> 00:27:20.589 I'm turning back. 450 00:27:21.625 --> 00:27:23.091 Can you turn around? 451 00:27:23.093 --> 00:27:24.559 Yeah, I'm gonna try. 452 00:27:28.865 --> 00:27:31.866 Rope's still attached to my wrist, so just follow me. 453 00:27:31.868 --> 00:27:34.502 All right. 454 00:27:34.504 --> 00:27:38.439 God. 455 00:27:44.447 --> 00:27:45.880 Hey. 456 00:27:45.882 --> 00:27:47.849 Stop using that lighter, man, it's all we got. 457 00:27:47.851 --> 00:27:49.651 Conserve it. 458 00:27:49.653 --> 00:27:51.085 If you think i'm crawling through the dark 459 00:27:51.087 --> 00:27:52.954 with all these snakes all over the place, 460 00:27:52.956 --> 00:27:54.789 you've lost your damn mind. 461 00:27:54.791 --> 00:27:56.724 I'm serious, Aaron. 462 00:27:56.726 --> 00:27:57.961 Stop using the lighter. 463 00:27:59.829 --> 00:28:01.496 I'm serious too, I brought the damn thing. 464 00:28:01.498 --> 00:28:02.630 If you wanna start a fire, 465 00:28:02.632 --> 00:28:04.134 you can rub two sticks together. 466 00:28:07.671 --> 00:28:09.203 Get your ass going, mutt. 467 00:28:09.205 --> 00:28:10.905 Go. 468 00:28:10.907 --> 00:28:12.206 Go. 469 00:28:13.643 --> 00:28:15.209 Dog, whoa. 470 00:28:15.211 --> 00:28:16.945 The hell'd you do? 471 00:28:16.947 --> 00:28:18.546 I think she's slowing up progress, 472 00:28:18.548 --> 00:28:20.214 I just lit a fire under her ass, that's all. 473 00:28:20.216 --> 00:28:21.216 Stupid idiot. 474 00:28:22.686 --> 00:28:23.818 You know, for someone who's afraid of snakes, 475 00:28:23.820 --> 00:28:25.219 you sure do treat the one thing 476 00:28:25.221 --> 00:28:26.821 that's keeping the snakes away like shit. 477 00:28:28.558 --> 00:28:31.526 Dog, come here. 478 00:28:31.528 --> 00:28:33.194 Come here, dog. 479 00:28:33.196 --> 00:28:34.796 She ain't coming to someone who treats her like shit. 480 00:28:34.798 --> 00:28:36.198 If you get bit, it's your own fault. 481 00:28:37.067 --> 00:28:39.667 Well hey man, that torch is going out. 482 00:28:39.669 --> 00:28:41.437 Let me squeeze past you, I got the lighter. 483 00:28:41.439 --> 00:28:42.904 I'll lead the way. 484 00:28:42.906 --> 00:28:44.806 Do it, follow the string. 485 00:28:47.877 --> 00:28:48.876 Get off my foot! 486 00:28:48.878 --> 00:28:49.878 Sorry. 487 00:29:32.555 --> 00:29:35.223 Oh fuck dude, let me the fuck back, I just got bit! 488 00:29:35.225 --> 00:29:37.825 You mother fucker, slow down, all right? 489 00:29:37.827 --> 00:29:39.694 Where's the lighter? 490 00:29:39.696 --> 00:29:40.661 I don't know, it's up there by the fucking snake. 491 00:29:40.663 --> 00:29:41.796 I dropped it. 492 00:29:41.798 --> 00:29:44.266 Geez Aaron, it's gone by now. 493 00:29:44.268 --> 00:29:46.569 So just stop panicking, all right? 494 00:29:48.204 --> 00:29:49.537 We gotta get up there, we gotta find this lighter. 495 00:29:49.539 --> 00:29:51.005 Now what kind of snake was it? 496 00:29:51.007 --> 00:29:52.840 It was a fucking copperhead, dude, 497 00:29:52.842 --> 00:29:54.802 I know a fucking copperhead when I get bit by one. 498 00:29:56.179 --> 00:29:58.012 Just slow down, all right? 499 00:29:58.014 --> 00:29:59.914 We gotta go up and get the lighter. 500 00:29:59.916 --> 00:30:01.783 No no, then you're gonna get fucking bit too 501 00:30:01.785 --> 00:30:03.252 and we're both gonna die. 502 00:30:03.254 --> 00:30:04.619 Oh, we ain't gonna die from a copperhead bite! 503 00:30:04.621 --> 00:30:05.987 You know that. 504 00:30:05.989 --> 00:30:07.822 Bullshit, 505 00:30:07.824 --> 00:30:09.023 people die from copperhead bites all the time. 506 00:30:09.025 --> 00:30:10.960 All right, all right. 507 00:30:14.331 --> 00:30:15.331 Stay here. 508 00:30:16.666 --> 00:30:18.132 I'll get the lighter. 509 00:30:18.134 --> 00:30:20.335 All right. 510 00:30:20.337 --> 00:30:21.671 Goddamn you. 511 00:30:27.877 --> 00:30:29.877 I don't see no goddamn lighter, you idiot. 512 00:30:29.879 --> 00:30:30.879 I can't find it. 513 00:30:40.123 --> 00:30:43.658 Dog, dog come on. 514 00:30:43.660 --> 00:30:44.792 Dog's here. 515 00:30:44.794 --> 00:30:45.827 Good girl. 516 00:30:45.829 --> 00:30:47.161 Good girl. 517 00:30:47.163 --> 00:30:52.168 Okay look, calm down, man. 518 00:30:53.236 --> 00:30:55.236 You hear me, hey, you hear me? 519 00:30:55.238 --> 00:30:57.138 I got you. 520 00:30:57.140 --> 00:30:59.909 Grab the string, follow the string all the way back. 521 00:31:01.211 --> 00:31:02.944 And you drag that foot, you don't use it, 522 00:31:02.946 --> 00:31:05.079 you don't push on it, all right? 523 00:31:05.081 --> 00:31:06.081 Get outta here. 524 00:31:07.784 --> 00:31:09.251 Hey hey, shouldn't you suck the poison out 525 00:31:09.253 --> 00:31:11.018 and tie a tourniquet on it or something? 526 00:31:14.124 --> 00:31:17.125 You're a fucking idiot, Aaron, all right? 527 00:31:17.127 --> 00:31:20.061 Stop watching John Wayne movies, it's an old wive's tale. 528 00:31:20.063 --> 00:31:21.998 'Cause I ain't sucking anything outta you. 529 00:31:34.043 --> 00:31:35.346 Come on, old buddy. 530 00:31:38.148 --> 00:31:40.181 Come on, Aaron. 531 00:31:44.053 --> 00:31:45.786 Jesus. 532 00:31:55.899 --> 00:32:00.271 God. 533 00:32:01.438 --> 00:32:02.438 Oh. 534 00:32:03.773 --> 00:32:05.139 Shit. 535 00:32:05.141 --> 00:32:06.908 Goddamn it. 536 00:32:48.452 --> 00:32:51.752 It's your foot or your life. 537 00:32:51.754 --> 00:32:54.121 I'm opting for your foot, old friend. 538 00:33:15.279 --> 00:33:17.044 Where the fuck is it?! 539 00:33:32.161 --> 00:33:33.963 I'm sorry, old buddy. 540 00:34:04.861 --> 00:34:06.160 Fuck! 541 00:34:28.552 --> 00:34:30.419 Sorry, old buddy. 542 00:34:59.882 --> 00:35:01.516 Nothing, man. 543 00:35:01.518 --> 00:35:03.418 Oh, it's something, 544 00:35:03.420 --> 00:35:05.922 otherwise you wouldn't be staring at me like that. 545 00:35:06.989 --> 00:35:08.423 Wasn't staring. 546 00:35:08.425 --> 00:35:10.525 Yeah the hell you was staring. 547 00:35:10.527 --> 00:35:11.926 What'd you think it's funny 548 00:35:11.928 --> 00:35:13.208 I'm eating snake all of a sudden? 549 00:35:16.633 --> 00:35:17.965 I didn't say that. 550 00:35:17.967 --> 00:35:19.135 Oh, you didn't say shit, 551 00:35:20.870 --> 00:35:21.902 but I can hear you fuckin' thinking that shit 552 00:35:21.904 --> 00:35:23.472 all the way over here. 553 00:35:25.609 --> 00:35:26.609 Good girl. 554 00:35:30.179 --> 00:35:31.646 Man, you're too sensitive. 555 00:35:31.648 --> 00:35:33.515 - Sensitive? - Yeah. 556 00:35:33.517 --> 00:35:36.085 I ain't fucking sensitive, I'm just observant, that's all. 557 00:35:38.154 --> 00:35:41.090 You can observe all the shit you want, I wasn't staring. 558 00:35:46.563 --> 00:35:49.163 Even the fuckin' dog is staring at me. 559 00:35:49.165 --> 00:35:51.966 You know what, both you mother fuckers better watch 560 00:35:51.968 --> 00:35:53.368 what you're thinking around here. 561 00:35:53.370 --> 00:35:55.670 You wanna know what I was thinking? 562 00:35:55.672 --> 00:35:57.672 I was thinking of going out that second tunnel tonight, 563 00:35:57.674 --> 00:35:59.510 see how far the string'll let me go. 564 00:36:01.077 --> 00:36:02.397 Listen man, you're feeling better. 565 00:36:03.547 --> 00:36:04.546 There's no way, with all these snakes 566 00:36:04.548 --> 00:36:06.147 and that constant breeze 567 00:36:06.149 --> 00:36:07.584 that those holes don't go somewhere. 568 00:36:12.121 --> 00:36:13.357 Do whatever you want, 569 00:36:15.091 --> 00:36:16.091 commander. 570 00:36:23.700 --> 00:36:26.703 Alpha 27, this is unit 475, we have wia. 571 00:36:28.272 --> 00:36:31.406 We're pinned down and our tank's dead. 572 00:36:31.408 --> 00:36:34.208 Requesting an immediate air strike. 573 00:36:34.210 --> 00:36:36.078 Alpha 27, you read me? 574 00:37:56.260 --> 00:37:58.493 Come on. 575 00:37:58.495 --> 00:38:01.296 God, no no no, no no, no! 576 00:38:01.298 --> 00:38:02.466 Oh shit. 577 00:38:06.168 --> 00:38:08.204 Come on, Danny, you idiot. 578 00:38:09.273 --> 00:38:11.473 Get the fuck out. 579 00:38:11.475 --> 00:38:15.109 No no no no, no no no, the fuck no. 580 00:38:15.111 --> 00:38:19.181 No, no no no, come on. 581 00:38:20.651 --> 00:38:22.216 Come on. 582 00:38:22.218 --> 00:38:23.552 Why? 583 00:38:23.554 --> 00:38:25.722 Oh, you stupid idiot, Danny. 584 00:38:29.091 --> 00:38:30.091 Dog! 585 00:38:31.193 --> 00:38:32.193 Dog! 586 00:38:33.129 --> 00:38:34.531 Come on, come on dog, come here. 587 00:38:36.266 --> 00:38:38.466 Hey, hey sweetie, hey hey hey, 588 00:38:38.468 --> 00:38:40.100 all right listen, dog, 589 00:38:40.102 --> 00:38:41.636 dog dog, dog, stay, stay. 590 00:38:41.638 --> 00:38:43.538 You stay, okay? 591 00:38:43.540 --> 00:38:44.540 That's a good girl. 592 00:38:46.310 --> 00:38:48.712 Okay just hold dog, all right? 593 00:38:50.179 --> 00:38:51.746 Good girl, good girl. 594 00:38:51.748 --> 00:38:53.381 Where you going, stay. 595 00:38:53.383 --> 00:38:55.617 No no no, no no no, dog, no dog, dog. 596 00:38:55.619 --> 00:38:57.084 Dog, where you going, you don't leave me here alone. 597 00:38:57.086 --> 00:38:57.819 Come here. 598 00:38:57.821 --> 00:38:58.821 Dog? 599 00:39:00.222 --> 00:39:01.356 Come back here, dog! 600 00:39:01.358 --> 00:39:02.358 Dog, come back! 601 00:39:03.293 --> 00:39:04.293 Dog! 602 00:39:06.396 --> 00:39:10.599 No, no no, no no no, come on, come on, come on, 603 00:39:10.601 --> 00:39:14.101 come on. 604 00:39:14.103 --> 00:39:18.506 Fuck. 605 00:39:18.508 --> 00:39:20.174 Aaron! 606 00:39:20.176 --> 00:39:21.176 Aaron! 607 00:39:26.416 --> 00:39:27.816 Aaron! 608 00:39:30.454 --> 00:39:31.454 Oh shit. 609 00:39:40.364 --> 00:39:42.330 Blast these mother fuckers! 610 00:39:42.332 --> 00:39:44.198 Fuck you! 611 00:39:44.200 --> 00:39:46.334 Cease fire, cease fire, you could hit jonesy. 612 00:39:46.336 --> 00:39:47.769 She has explosives on her. 613 00:39:47.771 --> 00:39:48.903 They got jonesy, we gotta do something. 614 00:39:48.905 --> 00:39:50.438 Check your mags! 615 00:39:50.440 --> 00:39:51.473 Three. 616 00:39:51.475 --> 00:39:53.375 Two, goddamn it! 617 00:39:53.377 --> 00:39:55.175 Let's just give 'em the tank, that's all they want. 618 00:39:55.177 --> 00:39:56.811 We're not giving up our ride. 619 00:39:56.813 --> 00:39:59.547 Even if we did, they'd never let us just walk away. 620 00:39:59.549 --> 00:40:01.583 Let's give it to 'em anyway, it's fucking broke! 621 00:40:01.585 --> 00:40:03.518 It's almost dark out, we get up the hill, 622 00:40:03.520 --> 00:40:04.786 then we get jonesy back. 623 00:40:06.390 --> 00:40:08.222 Goddamn it gunner, check your fire! 624 00:40:08.224 --> 00:40:10.625 I have a fucking shot, just let me fucking shoot it! 625 00:40:10.627 --> 00:40:11.893 Oh this is just fucking great. 626 00:40:11.895 --> 00:40:14.529 Okay driver, you stay here. 627 00:40:14.531 --> 00:40:16.931 Make sure they think we're negotiating something, 628 00:40:16.933 --> 00:40:18.600 gunner and I'll flank him. 629 00:40:18.602 --> 00:40:19.901 Soon as you hear something going on, 630 00:40:19.903 --> 00:40:21.503 bust your ass up the hill. 631 00:40:21.505 --> 00:40:22.505 Roger that. 632 00:40:33.817 --> 00:40:35.450 Fucking animals! 633 00:40:35.452 --> 00:40:38.453 This is all your fucking fault! 634 00:40:49.700 --> 00:40:52.836 Hey dog. 635 00:40:57.674 --> 00:40:59.941 You're a good girl. 636 00:40:59.943 --> 00:41:02.377 That's a good girl. 637 00:41:02.379 --> 00:41:05.346 What the? 638 00:41:11.588 --> 00:41:13.988 What is your dog barking at? 639 00:41:13.990 --> 00:41:15.256 Tell her to shut up. 640 00:41:15.258 --> 00:41:16.357 Dog, shut up. 641 00:41:17.761 --> 00:41:20.328 Whoa whoa whoa, shh, wait wait. 642 00:41:21.631 --> 00:41:22.897 That's a search chopper. 643 00:41:22.899 --> 00:41:23.932 Get some smoke, smoke smoke. 644 00:41:23.934 --> 00:41:25.467 Hey! 645 00:41:25.469 --> 00:41:27.836 Hey, down here! 646 00:41:27.838 --> 00:41:29.738 Holy shit. 647 00:41:29.740 --> 00:41:30.739 Keep those leaves going, come on, get some smoke up there. 648 00:41:30.741 --> 00:41:31.741 - Hey! - Hey! 649 00:41:33.477 --> 00:41:34.843 That is a search copter for sure, I can tell by the sound. 650 00:41:34.845 --> 00:41:35.977 Help us! 651 00:41:35.979 --> 00:41:38.279 Come on, boys, down here! 652 00:41:38.281 --> 00:41:39.281 Hey! 653 00:41:42.486 --> 00:41:44.254 - We're in here, help us! - Help! 654 00:41:45.422 --> 00:41:46.488 Help! 655 00:41:46.490 --> 00:41:47.689 Come on, come on. 656 00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:50.760 Shit. 657 00:41:54.297 --> 00:41:55.332 It's gone. 658 00:41:56.666 --> 00:41:58.533 - Fuck. - It's moved on. 659 00:41:58.535 --> 00:42:00.036 This is all your fuckin' fault! 660 00:42:01.304 --> 00:42:02.839 Big survival man on TV. 661 00:42:04.374 --> 00:42:06.094 Well that shit ain't helping us now, has it? 662 00:42:07.477 --> 00:42:08.476 Why don't you fashion a radio outta dog shit? 663 00:42:08.478 --> 00:42:09.944 Do something! 664 00:42:09.946 --> 00:42:11.579 Get off your fuckin' ass and help us out! 665 00:42:11.581 --> 00:42:12.682 Goddamn, do something! 666 00:42:14.785 --> 00:42:17.854 Talk to me like that one more fucking time. 667 00:42:19.456 --> 00:42:21.024 I'm gonna bust your damn head wide open. 668 00:42:22.926 --> 00:42:24.394 You reading me now, gunner? 669 00:42:27.497 --> 00:42:28.830 Goddamn it. 670 00:42:28.832 --> 00:42:29.832 All right. 671 00:42:31.535 --> 00:42:33.434 I just think you should acknowledge the fact 672 00:42:33.436 --> 00:42:35.438 that we're in here because of you! 673 00:42:36.373 --> 00:42:38.375 Fuck man. 674 00:42:41.311 --> 00:42:42.779 We're gonna fucking die in here. 675 00:42:44.047 --> 00:42:45.582 It's all your fucking fault. 676 00:43:01.565 --> 00:43:03.500 How'd we do last night? 677 00:43:08.338 --> 00:43:09.338 Nothing. 678 00:43:13.777 --> 00:43:17.579 Fuck man, I swear it seems like day after day 679 00:43:17.581 --> 00:43:21.983 I get the smallest worm, I get the smallest beetle, 680 00:43:21.985 --> 00:43:24.953 I mean fuck, look at me, skin and bones 681 00:43:24.955 --> 00:43:26.489 and from what it appears, 682 00:43:27.824 --> 00:43:28.957 you've done nothing but gain weight 683 00:43:28.959 --> 00:43:30.039 since we fell in this hole. 684 00:43:31.661 --> 00:43:34.495 I thought that was the deal, 50, 50, 685 00:43:34.497 --> 00:43:35.899 I cook and tend to the fire 686 00:43:37.734 --> 00:43:39.667 and you fuckin' catch food for us so we could survive. 687 00:43:39.669 --> 00:43:41.502 Shut up, gunner. 688 00:43:41.504 --> 00:43:42.804 You haven't stopped talking since we fell down 689 00:43:42.806 --> 00:43:44.606 in this goddamn pit. 690 00:43:44.608 --> 00:43:46.875 My body's trained for this, all right? 691 00:43:46.877 --> 00:43:48.009 It's trained to survive. 692 00:43:48.011 --> 00:43:49.644 It knows I'm in survival mode. 693 00:43:49.646 --> 00:43:51.713 Hell, dog knows i'm in survival mode. 694 00:43:51.715 --> 00:43:52.715 You, 695 00:43:54.384 --> 00:43:55.383 you know you live your life in a goddamn fantasy 696 00:43:55.385 --> 00:43:56.818 and you always have. 697 00:43:56.820 --> 00:43:58.152 Oh, coming from the dude who's 698 00:43:58.154 --> 00:43:59.487 - a reality TV star... - Oh shut up 699 00:43:59.489 --> 00:44:00.724 with that bullshit, all right? 700 00:44:02.058 --> 00:44:04.692 You know, everything I've ever done is real, 701 00:44:04.694 --> 00:44:06.928 as real as this goddamn sand. 702 00:44:06.930 --> 00:44:10.732 You, you don't even have a life, 703 00:44:10.734 --> 00:44:12.600 you're a figment of my imagination. 704 00:44:12.602 --> 00:44:14.671 You think I saved your sorry ass in Afghanistan? 705 00:44:15.772 --> 00:44:16.772 Fuck you. 706 00:44:17.707 --> 00:44:19.007 You've been dead ever since. 707 00:44:21.144 --> 00:44:23.044 This is all your fault right here, 708 00:44:23.046 --> 00:44:24.646 jonesy would have never gotten killed if you didn't make me 709 00:44:24.648 --> 00:44:27.148 crawl up this fucking pit to be gunner. 710 00:44:27.150 --> 00:44:29.083 All you have to do is make me fucking loader, 711 00:44:29.085 --> 00:44:30.520 is that so fucking hard? 712 00:44:31.721 --> 00:44:33.688 You know i'm claustro-fucking-phobic. 713 00:44:33.690 --> 00:44:35.556 We'd still have a driver 714 00:44:35.558 --> 00:44:36.958 if you didn't make us stay in this mother fucker 715 00:44:36.960 --> 00:44:38.860 instead of get up hunting on their shit. 716 00:44:38.862 --> 00:44:40.161 Half the shit that comes out of your mouth 717 00:44:40.163 --> 00:44:42.530 makes no fucking sense. 718 00:44:42.532 --> 00:44:43.965 We're here. 719 00:44:43.967 --> 00:44:45.566 We're either gonna tighten our shit up 720 00:44:45.568 --> 00:44:47.201 or we're never gonna get outta here. 721 00:44:47.203 --> 00:44:49.037 You read me, private? 722 00:44:49.039 --> 00:44:50.672 Oh you're gonna fucking pull rank on me now? 723 00:44:50.674 --> 00:44:53.141 That shit's gone out the fucking window, bro. 724 00:44:53.143 --> 00:44:55.643 No goddamn it, as long as you're in my tank, 725 00:44:55.645 --> 00:44:58.114 you're gonna do as you're told. 726 00:45:01.084 --> 00:45:04.018 Gunner, I've been giving you the biggest bug, 727 00:45:04.020 --> 00:45:06.988 biggest worm, even the biggest snakes 728 00:45:06.990 --> 00:45:08.723 when I was catching them. 729 00:45:08.725 --> 00:45:10.458 When we fell in this fucking hole, 730 00:45:10.460 --> 00:45:11.859 there was a ton of snakes in here. 731 00:45:11.861 --> 00:45:14.963 You mean to tell me, the amazing survival man 732 00:45:14.965 --> 00:45:16.864 can't catch a fucking snake anymore? 733 00:45:16.866 --> 00:45:20.101 Well you think it's easy going in that hole every night? 734 00:45:20.103 --> 00:45:22.503 You figure I got a grocery store at the end of it? 735 00:45:22.505 --> 00:45:24.505 No, but I find it hard to fucking believe 736 00:45:24.507 --> 00:45:25.940 that the amazing survival man 737 00:45:25.942 --> 00:45:28.242 can't catch us a fucking snake. 738 00:45:28.244 --> 00:45:29.746 It's been six weeks. 739 00:45:31.815 --> 00:45:33.214 Not a goddamn snake left in this hole. 740 00:45:33.216 --> 00:45:35.018 You should know that, figure it out. 741 00:45:36.519 --> 00:45:38.186 You know what else I don't get? 742 00:45:38.188 --> 00:45:41.155 I haven't crapped in ages, you're still crapping 743 00:45:41.157 --> 00:45:42.690 and you're leaving it in a fucking pit over there, 744 00:45:42.692 --> 00:45:44.492 it stinks. 745 00:45:44.494 --> 00:45:46.561 Oh, so your shit doesn't stink either, huh? 746 00:45:46.563 --> 00:45:47.831 No, but I got the decency 747 00:45:48.765 --> 00:45:50.631 to Bury 'em. 748 00:45:50.633 --> 00:45:52.934 And if I had the fuckin' energy, I would Bury my shit. 749 00:45:52.936 --> 00:45:54.838 All the energy's going outta your mouth. 750 00:45:55.972 --> 00:45:57.238 You know what? 751 00:45:57.240 --> 00:45:58.240 Fuck this shit. 752 00:45:59.976 --> 00:46:02.043 We've been feeding an extra mouth for too long, 753 00:46:02.045 --> 00:46:03.146 sitting here starving. 754 00:46:04.881 --> 00:46:06.249 The hell are you saying? 755 00:46:09.252 --> 00:46:11.853 You know damn well what I'm saying. 756 00:46:11.855 --> 00:46:14.591 It's about time we had a fuckin' decent meal in here. 757 00:46:16.092 --> 00:46:17.994 Son of a bitch, like hell you will. 758 00:46:45.088 --> 00:46:47.824 Fuck this man, I gotta get some real food. 759 00:46:52.128 --> 00:46:55.029 What the fuck do you wanna do? 760 00:46:55.031 --> 00:46:56.764 Want me to fuckin' call Amazon, 761 00:46:56.766 --> 00:46:59.167 get 'em to drone drop a pizza down the hole? 762 00:46:59.169 --> 00:47:00.169 Goddamn it, gunner. 763 00:47:02.005 --> 00:47:04.341 You are as dumb as you look, you get that, right? 764 00:47:05.875 --> 00:47:07.610 It's been me who's catching all the food. 765 00:47:09.012 --> 00:47:12.015 I gotta feed me, I gotta feed dog, 766 00:47:12.982 --> 00:47:14.150 I'm sick of feeding you. 767 00:47:15.685 --> 00:47:17.319 I'm hunting for all of us right now. 768 00:47:17.321 --> 00:47:18.888 You don't do a goddamn thing. 769 00:47:20.757 --> 00:47:22.924 Save your worthless life by chopping half your food off 770 00:47:22.926 --> 00:47:24.928 and all you do is complain about it now. 771 00:47:26.763 --> 00:47:27.962 You know, fuck it, you go hunting. 772 00:47:27.964 --> 00:47:28.964 I'm done, man. 773 00:47:30.200 --> 00:47:32.040 I don't got the energy to go back in that hole. 774 00:47:33.304 --> 00:47:36.971 It's easy, all you gotta do is go in there, 775 00:47:36.973 --> 00:47:39.740 go as far as you can, you hit halfway, 776 00:47:39.742 --> 00:47:41.609 I'll pull on the rope, that's when you stop, 777 00:47:41.611 --> 00:47:43.278 just like you've been doing for me. 778 00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:45.314 Take dog, dog'll go in there, 779 00:47:45.316 --> 00:47:46.914 she'll go ahead of ya, 780 00:47:46.916 --> 00:47:48.916 she'll chase the snakes for your sorry ass, 781 00:47:48.918 --> 00:47:50.751 she'll pin 'em up against the wall, 782 00:47:50.753 --> 00:47:52.321 all you have to do is move in for the kill. 783 00:47:52.323 --> 00:47:53.955 You know goddamn good and well 784 00:47:53.957 --> 00:47:55.623 she's gonna leave me in that fucking tunnel... 785 00:47:55.625 --> 00:47:57.058 She's not gonna fuckin' leave you. 786 00:47:57.060 --> 00:47:58.740 She's better trained than you are, asshole. 787 00:48:02.665 --> 00:48:04.065 You know, all this time, 788 00:48:04.067 --> 00:48:05.967 she should be fucking in love with you. 789 00:48:05.969 --> 00:48:09.072 Scared to death of you, she hates ya and so do I. 790 00:48:11.074 --> 00:48:13.342 All right, what the fuck ever. 791 00:48:13.344 --> 00:48:15.009 Come on. 792 00:48:15.011 --> 00:48:16.177 Oh, it's Christmas time for me, is it? 793 00:48:16.179 --> 00:48:18.012 Oh, shut the fuck up. 794 00:48:18.014 --> 00:48:20.081 Thanks for the present, big man. 795 00:48:20.083 --> 00:48:21.082 Come on, dog. 796 00:48:21.084 --> 00:48:22.083 Go on, dog. 797 00:48:22.085 --> 00:48:23.684 Let's go. 798 00:48:23.686 --> 00:48:24.685 Show 'em what a real man can do 799 00:48:24.687 --> 00:48:25.687 when it wants to hunt. 800 00:48:26.323 --> 00:48:27.922 Come on, baby. 801 00:48:27.924 --> 00:48:29.857 Dog's worth more than you are, gunner. 802 00:48:29.859 --> 00:48:30.892 - Oh come on. - Come on, sweetheart, 803 00:48:30.894 --> 00:48:31.993 - it's all right. - Oh. 804 00:48:31.995 --> 00:48:33.661 Be gentle with her! 805 00:48:33.663 --> 00:48:35.696 - Fucking hates me. - Go easy with her. 806 00:48:35.698 --> 00:48:38.034 Come on, baby. 807 00:48:39.836 --> 00:48:41.303 She'll know what to do as soon as she gets a scent on 'em. 808 00:48:41.305 --> 00:48:42.406 Go ahead, baby. 809 00:48:44.207 --> 00:48:46.040 Hand me a fuckin' torch. 810 00:48:46.042 --> 00:48:48.042 Take the rope. 811 00:48:48.044 --> 00:48:49.911 You get to half way, 812 00:48:49.913 --> 00:48:52.013 - I'll tug on it... - I fucking got it, man. 813 00:48:52.015 --> 00:48:53.750 Give me the goddamn torch. 814 00:48:55.151 --> 00:48:56.150 This is why you only made private 815 00:48:56.152 --> 00:48:57.152 and stayed there. 816 00:48:58.455 --> 00:49:00.389 Well this is why your fucking wife left you. 817 00:49:00.391 --> 00:49:01.956 Yeah, fuck you... 818 00:49:01.958 --> 00:49:03.425 - You're an asshole. - Funny joke. 819 00:49:03.427 --> 00:49:04.759 Keep that fucking fire going. 820 00:49:04.761 --> 00:49:06.261 Just shut up and go, gunner. 821 00:49:38.495 --> 00:49:43.500 Go on, keep going. 822 00:49:45.302 --> 00:49:46.302 Fuck it. 823 00:49:49.072 --> 00:49:50.072 Pull. 824 00:49:57.381 --> 00:49:58.482 Good luck, gunner. 825 00:49:59.516 --> 00:50:01.316 Do without it. 826 00:50:01.318 --> 00:50:03.050 Son of a bitch. 827 00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:18.833 Come on, dog. 828 00:50:18.835 --> 00:50:20.036 Man, come here. 829 00:50:21.804 --> 00:50:23.973 Come on, you can't keep running from me. 830 00:50:26.075 --> 00:50:27.309 Dog! 831 00:50:27.311 --> 00:50:28.379 Goddamn it, dog. 832 00:50:29.946 --> 00:50:31.247 Quit on me too, huh? 833 00:50:32.815 --> 00:50:34.416 That's all right, i'm gonna eat your ass 834 00:50:34.418 --> 00:50:36.219 just like I'm gonna eat your daddy. 835 00:50:38.289 --> 00:50:41.088 No, don't go out, don't go out, don't go out. 836 00:50:41.090 --> 00:50:45.995 No, goddamn it. 837 00:50:50.933 --> 00:50:53.504 Let me follow this fucking string back, go on. 838 00:50:55.238 --> 00:50:57.206 Oh fuck, are you kidding me? 839 00:51:01.210 --> 00:51:02.579 You mother fucker. 840 00:51:14.425 --> 00:51:15.425 What's wrong? 841 00:51:17.461 --> 00:51:18.595 Why are you so nervous? 842 00:51:20.029 --> 00:51:21.864 It's not like you, come here. 843 00:51:26.337 --> 00:51:27.337 Ah hell, 844 00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:32.108 looks like the bastard found his way back. 845 00:51:40.016 --> 00:51:41.583 I guess you ain't the only fucking hunter in this hole, 846 00:51:41.585 --> 00:51:43.953 are you? 847 00:51:45.289 --> 00:51:47.188 Hey man, I'm sorry about the rope, 848 00:51:47.190 --> 00:51:48.923 the thing broke right in the middle as I was pulling on it. 849 00:51:48.925 --> 00:51:50.592 You pulled too hard. 850 00:51:50.594 --> 00:51:51.926 It's not my fault. 851 00:51:51.928 --> 00:51:54.028 Water under the bridge. 852 00:51:54.030 --> 00:51:56.030 Water under the bridge, commander. 853 00:51:56.032 --> 00:51:57.599 The hell'd you do to her? 854 00:51:57.601 --> 00:51:58.901 Shaking like a leaf. 855 00:51:59.636 --> 00:52:01.336 Fucking left me, man. 856 00:52:01.338 --> 00:52:02.604 She didn't leave you. 857 00:52:02.606 --> 00:52:03.606 Didn't do shit. 858 00:52:05.509 --> 00:52:06.976 Trained better than you are. 859 00:52:08.645 --> 00:52:10.213 Doesn't even wanna look at you. 860 00:52:11.648 --> 00:52:13.448 You remember all them good times we had 861 00:52:13.450 --> 00:52:15.285 when we was stationed out at leonardwood? 862 00:52:17.220 --> 00:52:18.220 Good times? 863 00:52:21.592 --> 00:52:23.059 Go on and lie down. 864 00:52:24.961 --> 00:52:25.961 Shit dude. 865 00:52:27.230 --> 00:52:30.131 Who was that guy you used to live next to, 866 00:52:30.133 --> 00:52:33.335 you and Ann, when you're always there on base, 867 00:52:33.337 --> 00:52:35.236 the dude from the motor pool? 868 00:52:35.238 --> 00:52:36.904 I don't know, man. 869 00:52:36.906 --> 00:52:39.073 He had a big, big old girl, you know, 870 00:52:39.075 --> 00:52:40.544 the nasty ass titties? 871 00:52:42.111 --> 00:52:43.545 Shit looked like a piece of Bologna 872 00:52:43.547 --> 00:52:45.382 on a damn pile of mashed potatoes. 873 00:52:47.351 --> 00:52:49.917 Yeah, that one night we partied over at their house 874 00:52:49.919 --> 00:52:51.453 and you and Ann fell asleep. 875 00:52:51.455 --> 00:52:53.522 I know you remember that shit. 876 00:52:53.524 --> 00:52:56.056 Her and her old man, we stayed up drinking 877 00:52:56.058 --> 00:52:58.961 for about another hour before that lightweight passed out. 878 00:53:00.464 --> 00:53:02.330 Oh shit, it was on point, dude, 879 00:53:02.332 --> 00:53:04.266 the second he passed out, she was talking about 880 00:53:04.268 --> 00:53:08.472 how boring he was and how she felt she wasn't wanted. 881 00:53:10.072 --> 00:53:11.440 Hell, he was studying for ocs all the time, 882 00:53:11.442 --> 00:53:13.308 he didn't have no time for her. 883 00:53:13.310 --> 00:53:15.412 And she was banging everybody on post. 884 00:53:16.979 --> 00:53:18.580 But yeah, the second he went out, dude, 885 00:53:18.582 --> 00:53:20.247 she started airing them titties 886 00:53:20.249 --> 00:53:23.217 and shaking that big old ass in my face. 887 00:53:23.219 --> 00:53:25.287 It wasn't fuckin' 15 minutes 888 00:53:25.289 --> 00:53:28.292 before I had her ass bent over that mantle, banging her out. 889 00:53:30.594 --> 00:53:33.562 Shit, she was quiet as a church mouse too, 890 00:53:33.564 --> 00:53:36.065 but the thing that fucked me up, 891 00:53:37.701 --> 00:53:40.968 I was for sure that the damn smell woulda woke you all up. 892 00:53:40.970 --> 00:53:42.637 I mean, 893 00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:44.719 she had some serious hygiene problems going on there. 894 00:53:46.276 --> 00:53:48.410 I remember calling her sunbeam 'cause it was like that yeast 895 00:53:48.412 --> 00:53:51.080 was rising, she was baking fucking bread down in there, man. 896 00:53:52.749 --> 00:53:55.417 But yeah, he showed up at my dorm a few weeks later, 897 00:53:55.419 --> 00:53:57.652 talking about I gave his old lady warts. 898 00:53:57.654 --> 00:54:00.087 I was like, "you'd better pump the brakes, brother", 899 00:54:00.089 --> 00:54:02.124 "she gave me the fuckin' warts." 900 00:54:03.993 --> 00:54:07.462 And shit, that's the real reason they got divorced. 901 00:54:07.464 --> 00:54:08.763 I figured you knew that 'cause her and Ann 902 00:54:08.765 --> 00:54:11.299 were such good friends. 903 00:54:11.301 --> 00:54:13.200 They were both freaks, dude. 904 00:54:13.202 --> 00:54:15.236 I mean y'all had to be the two stupidest mother fuckers 905 00:54:15.238 --> 00:54:18.406 on the post 'cause y'all didn't even know about it. 906 00:54:18.408 --> 00:54:20.308 One night, Ann come in the bathroom 907 00:54:20.310 --> 00:54:22.711 and old girl was fuckin' blowing me off, 908 00:54:22.713 --> 00:54:24.479 wasn't about 45 minutes later, 909 00:54:24.481 --> 00:54:27.415 Ann got curious to see how this dick was, cuz, 910 00:54:27.417 --> 00:54:30.352 she wanted to know what that taste was like. 911 00:54:30.354 --> 00:54:32.354 So I fucking put the south in her mouth. 912 00:54:32.356 --> 00:54:37.361 I mean, it's like do I tell you that she's a fuckin' freak 913 00:54:38.729 --> 00:54:40.428 because Ann was the only girl on base 914 00:54:40.430 --> 00:54:42.297 that would take it up the ass. 915 00:54:42.299 --> 00:54:44.164 I mean, you just can't give up something like that. 916 00:54:44.166 --> 00:54:46.270 I mean, you gotta see where I'm coming from, right? 917 00:54:48.739 --> 00:54:51.475 Did you ever find out who the father of that kid was? 918 00:54:53.209 --> 00:54:55.077 I'm pretty fuckin' sure it ain't you. 919 00:54:57.481 --> 00:54:59.113 Yeah, she showed up at my door 920 00:54:59.115 --> 00:55:01.283 talking about she is pregnant 921 00:55:01.285 --> 00:55:03.485 and I ain't being responsible for a goddamn thing 922 00:55:03.487 --> 00:55:04.821 that comes outta that snatch. 923 00:55:06.423 --> 00:55:08.122 I mean, fuck dude, if she had as many dicks 924 00:55:08.124 --> 00:55:10.825 sticking out of her as she had stuck in her, 925 00:55:10.827 --> 00:55:13.830 she'd look like a fuckin' porcupine, you know what I mean? 926 00:55:16.533 --> 00:55:18.635 Shit dude, I woulda told you, but 927 00:55:20.470 --> 00:55:22.204 yeah, go to sleep, mother fucker. 928 00:55:23.607 --> 00:55:26.108 It's a new day in this hole. 929 00:56:39.483 --> 00:56:40.483 Fucker. 930 00:56:46.523 --> 00:56:47.724 You see these? 931 00:56:50.794 --> 00:56:51.860 Goodbye. 932 00:57:06.309 --> 00:57:07.644 Morning sunshine. 933 00:57:08.779 --> 00:57:10.512 How'd you sleep last night? 934 00:57:14.718 --> 00:57:15.952 The fuck you do, gunner? 935 00:57:17.554 --> 00:57:20.522 Well, to be exact, 936 00:57:20.524 --> 00:57:22.424 I cut your fuckin' fingers off, 937 00:57:22.426 --> 00:57:24.224 but just two of 'em, you can still write your name. 938 00:57:24.226 --> 00:57:26.226 I just had to a little bit of payback 939 00:57:26.228 --> 00:57:27.629 for cutting my foot off 940 00:57:27.631 --> 00:57:30.467 'cause that shit damn sure sucks. 941 00:57:33.370 --> 00:57:35.336 You made a mistake, gunner. 942 00:57:35.338 --> 00:57:37.474 You shoulda killed me when you had the chance. 943 00:57:38.809 --> 00:57:40.475 Oh see, that's where you're wrong. 944 00:57:40.477 --> 00:57:41.810 Uh, 945 00:57:41.812 --> 00:57:44.612 so rumor has it, in this cave, 946 00:57:44.614 --> 00:57:45.880 I don't know if you've heard or not, 947 00:57:45.882 --> 00:57:47.515 but uh, 948 00:57:47.517 --> 00:57:50.518 me and dog, I see ya, 949 00:57:50.520 --> 00:57:53.488 uh, we came to a little agreement last night, 950 00:57:53.490 --> 00:57:54.858 we're gonna keep you alive. 951 00:57:55.926 --> 00:57:57.559 We were sitting there talkin' 952 00:57:57.561 --> 00:57:59.728 and dog came up with the idea, 953 00:57:59.730 --> 00:58:02.897 he's like, "hey, let's keep Danny alive as long as possible" 954 00:58:02.899 --> 00:58:04.999 "and we'll cut him off piece by piece." 955 00:58:05.001 --> 00:58:08.770 And he figured out we have food source for about a month. 956 00:58:08.772 --> 00:58:10.841 Little mother fucker's pretty good at math. 957 00:58:11.908 --> 00:58:13.875 You shoulda taken my legs. 958 00:58:13.877 --> 00:58:15.812 And you're gonna pay for that mistake. 959 00:58:17.380 --> 00:58:19.850 But you never knew shit about survival. 960 00:58:21.250 --> 00:58:24.285 Hm, well unfortunately for you, 961 00:58:24.287 --> 00:58:27.388 I'm gonna show you all about survival, 962 00:58:27.390 --> 00:58:31.326 something you didn't show the whole world on your show. 963 00:58:31.328 --> 00:58:33.027 But instead of taking your legs, 964 00:58:33.029 --> 00:58:36.264 I'm gonna take your nipples, I'm gonna take your ears, 965 00:58:36.266 --> 00:58:37.632 I'm gonna even take 966 00:58:37.634 --> 00:58:38.767 that little small wanker you've got there, 967 00:58:38.769 --> 00:58:40.435 you know, Mr. Johnson. 968 00:58:40.437 --> 00:58:42.003 I'm sure you ain't forgot about him. 969 00:58:42.005 --> 00:58:44.374 It's been a while since he had some attention. 970 00:58:45.909 --> 00:58:48.810 But we got no refrigeration down here, 971 00:58:48.812 --> 00:58:50.745 so we gotta keep you alive 972 00:58:50.747 --> 00:58:53.381 and that's good for you, you know? 973 00:58:53.383 --> 00:58:55.717 Only problem I have right now is 974 00:58:55.719 --> 00:58:59.020 I left my knife, the sharp one, 975 00:58:59.022 --> 00:59:00.922 down that tunnel right there. 976 00:59:05.629 --> 00:59:09.332 Oh gunner, you're just a dream, man. 977 00:59:10.934 --> 00:59:13.001 You're just a fucking altered state of reality. 978 00:59:13.003 --> 00:59:16.471 You're dead already. 979 00:59:16.473 --> 00:59:17.639 Hm. 980 00:59:17.641 --> 00:59:19.073 While that may sound good 981 00:59:19.075 --> 00:59:21.843 and help you cope with your situation, 982 00:59:21.845 --> 00:59:25.380 I'm very much here, sitting on your lap, 983 00:59:25.382 --> 00:59:26.382 and I'm not dead. 984 00:59:27.951 --> 00:59:30.451 Give it about 30 days and you sure as shit will be. 985 00:59:30.453 --> 00:59:32.420 After I'm done with you, 986 00:59:32.422 --> 00:59:34.923 then we'll bash your little fuckin' head in with a rock. 987 00:59:34.925 --> 00:59:37.559 Then I'm gonna eat that little bitch too. 988 00:59:37.561 --> 00:59:39.527 But if you'll excuse me, 989 00:59:39.529 --> 00:59:41.362 I've got to go find that goddamn knife. 990 00:59:41.364 --> 00:59:43.400 You know I can't never keep up with shit. 991 00:59:44.067 --> 00:59:47.001 So I'll be back. 992 00:59:47.003 --> 00:59:50.674 We'll have a, you know what, since you fuckin' said that, 993 00:59:52.509 --> 00:59:55.343 hey dog, what do you think about leg of Danny tonight? 994 00:59:55.345 --> 00:59:57.712 Huh, huh? 995 00:59:57.714 --> 00:59:59.747 Huh, huh? 996 00:59:59.749 --> 01:00:01.482 She likes that idea. 997 01:00:01.484 --> 01:00:04.018 So buttercup, 998 01:00:04.020 --> 01:00:06.723 you stay fresh, baby, and I'll be right back for you. 999 01:00:09.526 --> 01:00:10.526 Peace out. 1000 01:00:11.795 --> 01:00:13.828 Keep an eye on that one. 1001 01:00:13.830 --> 01:00:14.830 He's shifty, dog. 1002 01:00:22.806 --> 01:00:24.672 We gotta get back to the tank! 1003 01:00:24.674 --> 01:00:26.541 Negative, we're gonna stay in place, 1004 01:00:26.543 --> 01:00:29.644 you're gonna check your six and calm the fuck down, private. 1005 01:00:29.646 --> 01:00:31.781 Private, fire that weapon! 1006 01:00:49.566 --> 01:00:50.965 God! 1007 01:01:21.865 --> 01:01:22.865 Can't tie a rope. 1008 01:01:24.868 --> 01:01:26.801 Can't tie a tourniquet. 1009 01:01:26.803 --> 01:01:29.537 You stupid son of bitch. 1010 01:02:14.250 --> 01:02:17.085 Hey gunner, I'm still the best damn barbecue-er 1011 01:02:17.087 --> 01:02:19.187 that you ever knew, ain't that the truth? 1012 01:02:19.189 --> 01:02:21.691 Yeah. 1013 01:02:22.759 --> 01:02:25.026 Hey dog, come here. 1014 01:02:25.028 --> 01:02:26.028 Here you go, sweetheart. 1015 01:02:28.665 --> 01:02:30.133 Ain't that better than snake? 1016 01:02:31.001 --> 01:02:32.001 Damn. 1017 01:02:34.604 --> 01:02:37.805 Don't call me commander, I told you about that bullshit. 1018 01:02:37.807 --> 01:02:38.808 Just wait your turn. 1019 01:02:41.111 --> 01:02:42.643 Here, take some. 1020 01:02:42.645 --> 01:02:43.645 Oh go on. 1021 01:02:44.981 --> 01:02:46.216 The hell's wrong with you? 1022 01:02:47.751 --> 01:02:48.985 Come on, it ain't snake! 1023 01:02:53.623 --> 01:02:56.557 You never knew a damn thing about survival, gunner, 1024 01:02:56.559 --> 01:02:57.559 not a damn thing. 1025 01:03:03.066 --> 01:03:04.167 You should know better, 1026 01:03:05.769 --> 01:03:08.204 you don't eat meat, you won't even live. 1027 01:03:09.572 --> 01:03:11.039 You know, 1028 01:03:11.041 --> 01:03:12.707 I can't believe I went my whole life 1029 01:03:12.709 --> 01:03:14.175 without ever having tea. 1030 01:03:14.177 --> 01:03:15.310 Sweetheart. 1031 01:03:15.312 --> 01:03:16.880 It's pretty good. 1032 01:03:18.214 --> 01:03:19.214 You came. 1033 01:03:20.750 --> 01:03:22.252 Yeah, commander, you want some? 1034 01:03:26.056 --> 01:03:29.557 Hey, you always liked my barbecue. 1035 01:03:29.559 --> 01:03:30.992 You want some food? 1036 01:03:30.994 --> 01:03:32.727 No thanks, mommy and I had lunch 1037 01:03:32.729 --> 01:03:34.230 right before she dropped me off. 1038 01:03:35.799 --> 01:03:39.000 Oh hey, by the way, how is your mother? 1039 01:03:39.002 --> 01:03:41.305 She's fine, but she really misses daddy. 1040 01:03:43.907 --> 01:03:46.107 Yeah, listen Danny, 1041 01:03:46.109 --> 01:03:48.009 all that mean stuff I said about Ann 1042 01:03:48.011 --> 01:03:50.078 and that neighbor friend of hers, 1043 01:03:50.080 --> 01:03:51.346 wasn't none of that true. 1044 01:03:51.348 --> 01:03:52.348 Oh come on now, 1045 01:03:53.850 --> 01:03:55.284 you know I can take a joke. 1046 01:03:55.286 --> 01:03:56.617 You don't think I can take a joke? 1047 01:03:56.619 --> 01:03:58.320 You were joking, I get it. 1048 01:03:58.322 --> 01:04:01.591 Yeah but I crossed the line, man, I went too far. 1049 01:04:02.959 --> 01:04:04.293 You think you can ever forgive me? 1050 01:04:04.295 --> 01:04:06.127 It's water under the bridge, 1051 01:04:06.129 --> 01:04:08.064 water under the bridge, you know that. 1052 01:04:10.233 --> 01:04:11.766 You know what, here. 1053 01:04:11.768 --> 01:04:12.934 - Oh. - You always liked my barbecue 1054 01:04:12.936 --> 01:04:13.970 - didn't you? - Yes sir. 1055 01:04:15.972 --> 01:04:17.972 You know your daddy was the best barbecue cooker 1056 01:04:17.974 --> 01:04:19.075 in the whole regiment. 1057 01:04:20.210 --> 01:04:21.343 This shit's pretty good now. 1058 01:04:21.345 --> 01:04:22.345 Damn straight. 1059 01:04:24.013 --> 01:04:26.133 You see that blood red medal right there on his chest? 1060 01:04:27.750 --> 01:04:29.617 That's the best barbecue cook in the whole regiment. 1061 01:04:29.619 --> 01:04:31.018 Uh huh. 1062 01:04:31.020 --> 01:04:33.054 And see that light blue one there? 1063 01:04:33.056 --> 01:04:35.089 That's for being a good friend. 1064 01:04:35.091 --> 01:04:36.657 You see, your daddy saved my life one time 1065 01:04:36.659 --> 01:04:38.228 when we was in that tank together. 1066 01:04:40.063 --> 01:04:42.364 Really, you saved gunner's life? 1067 01:04:42.366 --> 01:04:45.666 Sweetie, not like fire fighters, 1068 01:04:45.668 --> 01:04:47.402 not that heroic, it's just line of duty stuff. 1069 01:04:47.404 --> 01:04:50.140 Now now, commander, don't go getting all humble on us. 1070 01:04:51.975 --> 01:04:54.376 This old jihadi had come out and had me pinned down 1071 01:04:54.378 --> 01:04:57.245 and if it wouldn't have been for your daddy, 1072 01:04:57.247 --> 01:04:58.980 well I don't know what woulda happened. 1073 01:05:28.878 --> 01:05:30.146 You killed a jihadi? 1074 01:05:31.915 --> 01:05:33.315 Private, you would have done the same for me 1075 01:05:33.317 --> 01:05:34.317 and you know that. 1076 01:05:35.818 --> 01:05:38.355 Daddy, do you think you could talk to mommy? 1077 01:05:42.825 --> 01:05:43.825 Sweetie, 1078 01:05:45.161 --> 01:05:47.429 look, you mother did a few things 1079 01:05:47.431 --> 01:05:52.301 I can't really forget, I'm sorry. 1080 01:05:52.303 --> 01:05:54.735 But she's really sorry she made you mad 1081 01:05:54.737 --> 01:05:58.375 and she just wants us to be a family again, like before. 1082 01:06:00.977 --> 01:06:03.246 Okay, sweetie, I guess we can go talk. 1083 01:06:08.818 --> 01:06:10.753 Oh daddy, I love you. 1084 01:06:12.423 --> 01:06:14.743 All mommy wants is to be back together with you as a family 1085 01:06:15.925 --> 01:06:18.092 and she's missed you the whole time. 1086 01:06:18.094 --> 01:06:19.796 She never even had one boyfriend 1087 01:06:21.197 --> 01:06:22.364 and she just talks about how much she misses you 1088 01:06:22.366 --> 01:06:23.866 and cries all day. 1089 01:06:35.845 --> 01:06:40.181 See mommy, it was all just a big misunderstanding. 1090 01:06:40.183 --> 01:06:44.120 Yeah, about all that, I'm terribly sorry, but. 1091 01:06:45.188 --> 01:06:47.356 I made up a whole bunch of lies 1092 01:06:47.358 --> 01:06:50.224 about you cheating on Danny and told 'em to him, 1093 01:06:50.226 --> 01:06:52.061 just to see how mad he'd get. 1094 01:06:53.129 --> 01:06:54.465 I don't know what come over me. 1095 01:06:56.032 --> 01:06:58.433 I've just always been real jealous of you two, 1096 01:06:58.435 --> 01:07:00.034 what you all got, you know, 1097 01:07:00.036 --> 01:07:02.839 a family, love and all that stuff 1098 01:07:05.041 --> 01:07:07.208 and I kinda tore you all apart. 1099 01:07:07.210 --> 01:07:09.380 I didn't mean for you all to get in the mix. 1100 01:07:11.047 --> 01:07:12.549 I know I don't deserve it, but 1101 01:07:14.083 --> 01:07:15.483 you think you could ever forgive me? 1102 01:07:17.186 --> 01:07:18.489 Nobody's perfect, gunner. 1103 01:07:19.989 --> 01:07:22.359 If it's okay with Danny, it's okay with me. 1104 01:07:27.230 --> 01:07:28.896 I guess you just want me to say 1105 01:07:28.898 --> 01:07:30.458 it's water under the bridge, huh gunner? 1106 01:07:35.938 --> 01:07:37.840 Hell, yeah, 1107 01:07:41.478 --> 01:07:42.478 forgiven. 1108 01:07:45.848 --> 01:07:49.817 Well hey, y'all got a lot of catching up to do, 1109 01:07:49.819 --> 01:07:51.819 if you know what I mean. 1110 01:07:51.821 --> 01:07:53.888 So why don't you all go over there and handle your business, 1111 01:07:53.890 --> 01:07:56.826 and I'll keep little missy here occupied. 1112 01:07:58.127 --> 01:08:00.196 It's okay, daddy, I won't look. 1113 01:08:04.601 --> 01:08:06.135 Come on, Danny. 1114 01:08:07.070 --> 01:08:08.403 Come on, it'll be fine. 1115 01:08:08.405 --> 01:08:10.073 You sure? 1116 01:08:12.008 --> 01:08:13.344 Come on, Danny. 1117 01:08:22.419 --> 01:08:23.487 Oh Danny, oh! 1118 01:08:32.128 --> 01:08:33.128 Oh Danny! 1119 01:08:34.531 --> 01:08:36.030 Oh Danny! 1120 01:08:36.032 --> 01:08:39.601 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 1121 01:08:39.603 --> 01:08:41.871 Oh god, god I missed you. 1122 01:08:44.475 --> 01:08:45.507 No! 1123 01:08:47.478 --> 01:08:48.577 Fuck! 1124 01:08:53.082 --> 01:08:54.516 Woo! 1125 01:08:54.518 --> 01:08:58.487 Commander, I didn't know you had it in me, oh! 1126 01:09:03.025 --> 01:09:04.025 Oh fuck. 1127 01:09:12.403 --> 01:09:13.403 No! 1128 01:09:38.027 --> 01:09:39.027 Hey, hey, 1129 01:09:42.366 --> 01:09:44.568 hey dog, what's the matter? 1130 01:09:47.604 --> 01:09:48.604 What's wrong? 1131 01:09:51.240 --> 01:09:53.277 It's just me and you now. 1132 01:09:55.279 --> 01:09:56.279 That's right, 1133 01:09:58.147 --> 01:09:59.283 just me and you. 1134 01:10:00.517 --> 01:10:01.518 There's no one else. 1135 01:10:06.657 --> 01:10:08.323 Wolves. 1136 01:10:08.325 --> 01:10:11.593 Asshole. 1137 01:10:11.595 --> 01:10:15.630 The fuckin' wolves in Florida. 1138 01:10:21.672 --> 01:10:23.440 You've got nothing to be afraid of. 1139 01:10:24.974 --> 01:10:25.974 Nothing at all. 1140 01:10:28.077 --> 01:10:29.444 I mean, you could, 1141 01:10:29.446 --> 01:10:31.546 I know, get out of here any time you want, 1142 01:10:31.548 --> 01:10:33.615 but no, you've got to stay. 1143 01:10:33.617 --> 01:10:34.483 Stay. 1144 01:10:34.485 --> 01:10:35.750 Stay. 1145 01:10:35.752 --> 01:10:36.752 I said, stay. 1146 01:10:38.221 --> 01:10:42.657 Shh, shh, shh. 1147 01:10:55.405 --> 01:10:57.774 Daddy, why did you kill dog? 1148 01:11:41.318 --> 01:11:43.485 Ann, stop it. 1149 01:11:43.487 --> 01:11:45.119 Stop it. 1150 01:11:45.121 --> 01:11:46.323 Stop cutting into dog. 1151 01:11:49.760 --> 01:11:51.459 I want to give him a good burial. 1152 01:11:51.461 --> 01:11:53.828 Danny, you've always been so wasteful. 1153 01:11:53.830 --> 01:11:55.830 I see nothing's changed there. 1154 01:11:55.832 --> 01:11:59.168 But baby, you need to get your protein. 1155 01:12:01.538 --> 01:12:03.378 It will help you get back to your regular self. 1156 01:12:04.408 --> 01:12:05.676 Baby, please. 1157 01:12:07.578 --> 01:12:09.076 - No, no. - Come on. 1158 01:12:09.078 --> 01:12:10.478 - No no. - Come on, Danny. 1159 01:12:10.480 --> 01:12:12.514 - Oh. - Come on, do it for mama. 1160 01:12:12.516 --> 01:12:13.648 Yeah. 1161 01:12:13.650 --> 01:12:16.351 Yeah. 1162 01:12:18.322 --> 01:12:20.187 You better eat your meat. 1163 01:12:20.189 --> 01:12:22.724 I'll tell you what, if you don't get your strength back, 1164 01:12:22.726 --> 01:12:25.194 I'm gonna take care of that old lady of yours. 1165 01:12:26.530 --> 01:12:27.529 Looks like someone's still in the mood 1166 01:12:27.531 --> 01:12:28.530 to get it on right here. 1167 01:12:28.532 --> 01:12:30.164 No. 1168 01:12:30.166 --> 01:12:31.299 I might take you up on that offer 1169 01:12:31.301 --> 01:12:33.335 if someone doesn't eat his meat. 1170 01:12:33.337 --> 01:12:35.570 Stop it, stop it. 1171 01:12:35.572 --> 01:12:36.771 Come on. 1172 01:12:39.443 --> 01:12:42.546 Fuck gunner, stop it! 1173 01:12:44.514 --> 01:12:47.149 I haven't even started yet, commander. 1174 01:12:48.685 --> 01:12:53.455 Stop it, stop it. 1175 01:12:53.457 --> 01:12:55.122 Commander, 1176 01:12:55.124 --> 01:12:57.759 commander, you can't do nothing. 1177 01:12:57.761 --> 01:12:59.394 I bet you could get hard for me, 1178 01:12:59.396 --> 01:13:01.116 - couldn't you, gunner? - Oh, you know that. 1179 01:13:03.199 --> 01:13:05.302 Hell, I tell you what, commander, 1180 01:13:07.169 --> 01:13:08.637 this girl right here got it going on! 1181 01:13:08.639 --> 01:13:10.405 I'm getting wet over here, Danny. 1182 01:13:10.407 --> 01:13:12.239 She is, I see it. 1183 01:13:12.241 --> 01:13:14.909 You sure you can't get it up? 1184 01:13:14.911 --> 01:13:16.811 - Oh, gunner! - Oh man. 1185 01:13:16.813 --> 01:13:19.347 This is gonna be fun, I hear it, yeah, look at that. 1186 01:13:19.349 --> 01:13:21.248 Fuckin' head! 1187 01:13:21.250 --> 01:13:23.451 Aw look it, he's so cute, ain't he, like a little puppy. 1188 01:13:23.453 --> 01:13:26.855 Come here, come here, puppy, come here little puppy. 1189 01:13:26.857 --> 01:13:28.188 Get out of my face, bitch! 1190 01:13:28.190 --> 01:13:29.524 Go on with yourself. 1191 01:13:38.535 --> 01:13:39.535 No. 1192 01:14:03.627 --> 01:14:04.761 Come on Danny, get up. 1193 01:14:06.797 --> 01:14:08.398 Come on, this is your way out. 1194 01:14:09.966 --> 01:14:12.267 Oh you can't do it, commander, you're too weak. 1195 01:14:12.269 --> 01:14:13.735 Don't worry about her though, 1196 01:14:13.737 --> 01:14:15.403 i'ma take real good care of her. 1197 01:14:15.405 --> 01:14:16.538 Shut up! 1198 01:14:16.540 --> 01:14:18.540 Come on, daddy, you can do it. 1199 01:14:18.542 --> 01:14:19.941 Climb daddy, climb. 1200 01:14:19.943 --> 01:14:21.476 I can't wait to get my hands up there. 1201 01:14:21.478 --> 01:14:22.811 - Shut up! - You gonna fall, 1202 01:14:22.813 --> 01:14:24.879 - just let go, Danny. - Shut up! 1203 01:14:24.881 --> 01:14:26.448 - Just give up. - Come on, baby, 1204 01:14:26.450 --> 01:14:28.215 you're almost home. 1205 01:14:29.953 --> 01:14:31.853 Come on, you can do it, climb. 1206 01:14:31.855 --> 01:14:33.788 Climb. 1207 01:14:33.790 --> 01:14:36.993 No no no no, no no no no, go back go back! 1208 01:15:56.573 --> 01:15:59.073 Oh daddy, you made it. 1209 01:15:59.075 --> 01:16:01.309 Would you like some tea?