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Downloaded from
YTS.MX

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(upbeat music)

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- [Narrator] Many things
have to come together

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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to make a delicious pizza.

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You need fresh ingredients handled

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with care by skilled hands.

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And don't forget the most
important ingredient of all,

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the finest marijuana known
to man, Jamaican goddess.

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The goddess becomes purified

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and liquified until it's just right.

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That's right.

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It's in the sauce, bitch.
(record scratching)

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- Listen, slut, I can
call you that, right?

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- Your fucking face is
like a car accident.

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It's just so grotesque and tragic

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but I cannot fucking stop looking away.

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- Fuck you, bitch!
- Oh!

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- [Narrator] This is Ariel

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and today's her first
day at Phu King Pizza.

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- Oh hell no!
- Oh, hey!

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(chairs rumbling)

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(mellow music)

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- Hi.

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Welcome to Phu King Pizza.

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I'm Gus.

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I'm the manager.
(celery crunching)

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So our business is growing faster

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than we could have ever expected.

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And we need a little
bit of help around here.

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You have to be able to adapt
to all kinds of things here.

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We go through everything.

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Wanna test your problem solving skills.

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Dammit, come on, get in there!

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Say you're stranded on a desert Island.

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A little bit of food, probably gonna die

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and you actually are
gonna die really soon.

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You got a boat, but it's a piece of shit.

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What you gonna do to get off that Island?

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- Well, first, probably get on the boat.

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- You're gonna have to talk up.

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I can not hear you.
(celery crunching)

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- Hi.
(mellow music)

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- Yeah.

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(applicant farts)

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You're probably gonna starve.

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- Well, I would gather what I could

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from the Island in order to fix the boat.

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- I think I'm just gonna die, bro.

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- All right, final question.

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Why do you want to work at Phu King Pizza?

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- Weird, I already work here.

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What's a matter with you?
(celery crunching)

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- Are you kidding me?
For the free pizza, man.

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So I can get fucked up every night.

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- Well, I, I think pizza
makes everyone happy

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and I mean everyone says that
you guys have the best pizza

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out there and I just, I think
it'd be fun to work here.

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- Well, I can go with my
instincts on this one.

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I got a hunch.

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Ariel, I know you've
never had a job before

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but I'm gonna give you a chance.

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Can you start tomorrow?

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(upbeat music)

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(alarm clock buzzing)

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(shoe slapping)

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- What the fuck dad?

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Get your crotch out of my face.

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- [Dad] Hey, I'm up.

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You should be up too.

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Learn it, let's go.

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(upbeat music)
(buttons clicking)

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- Good morning, sleepy head.

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- Hey.

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- Are you hungry, sweetie?

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- I'm good, thanks.
- Yeah?

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- Yeah, I'll just have some coffee.

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- I'm gonna make you some coffee.

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- Okay.

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'Sup?

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- [Stepmom] Here you go, sweetie.

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- Thanks.

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- Sweetie, it's been three
months since the wedding,

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you can call me mom.

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- Right, mom.

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It's not weird at all.

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(hand slapping)
Ow!

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So, still looking for work?

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- Yeah, absolutely.

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And once I find a job, you
can go back to college.

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My son, the doctor.

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- I like that.

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- Anyway, I don't know,

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I might change majors when I go back.

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I was thinking of switching to botany.

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- Oh no son.

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You don't wanna be that kind of doctor.

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Olga had that down to her face

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and she can't express emotions anymore.

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Before she was all natural,
and now she's all stiff.

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- I think you're talking about Botox.

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Botany is the study of
plants and who the hell,

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who the hell's Olga?

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- Olga was a town whore back home.

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- Yep, all right, well, I
gotta go guys, so, catch ya.

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- Bye.

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- Okay, thanks for showing up today guys.

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I know you're gonna have
some questions for me

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but please try and hold, save for the end.

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I know it's very confusing,

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it's a big deal, but you guys
just wait till the end, okay?

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First of all, what's your name?

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- I'm Will.
- I'm Chad.

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- Okay, Chad and Will.

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- I'm Chad that's Will.

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- Are you sure?

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Oh, oh, okay.

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- Am I sure what?

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- That's your name? Chad?

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I never met nobody with-

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- Right, right, right.

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- Chad and Will.

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Today is gonna be kinda like an audition.

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This is a big deal.

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I want you guys to know that
both of you are gonna get paid

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for today, but only one
of you can keep your job,

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kinda like an audition, okay?

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You guys are gonna be battle royaling

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for your lives and your jobs.

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Whoever does the best job gets to stay.

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You got a job for the rest of your life

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here at Phu King pizza.
(Chad laughing)

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- Okay?
- Bam!

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Huh, huh, huh?
- Oh, hell no.

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- Phu King bullshit
marketing plan is this?

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- Best Phu King marketing ever.

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Go do your job, see what you
can do to make it happen.

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Impress me, guys, I'm
gonna be watching you

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throughout the day.

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I wanna see some serious spinning guys.

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Fucking idiot amateurs.

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(water running)

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(pots clanging)

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(lady speaks in foreign language)

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- I don't know.

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- Yes, mom, I'm up.

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Hi, I love you too by the way.

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(lady speaks in foreign language)

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Can you tell her to relax please?

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- Phu, calm down.
(speaks in foreign language)

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(lady speaks in foreign language)

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- Man, what's her problem?

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- Does she know about your money problem?

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- I told you, dad, I got
that taken care of, okay?

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I just had to change some things around,

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but it's all good now.

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- I hope so, Thomas,

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I know about you, you're
gonna shut me down.

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- I got this, all right?

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All right.

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That dough looking kinda dry, dad,

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you might wanna add some
cream or I don't know.

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Siri, call me daddy.

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- [Siri] Okay, but I already
call you daddy, daddy.

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- Hell yeah.

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- Hey, do I know you?
- No.

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- Lucero, the milkman.

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- No, that's not me.
- Yeah.

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Do your fucking job!
(man barks)

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- What the fuck?

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- Do your fucking job, bitches.

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- Oh, hell.

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That was one scary fuck, just.
- Yes.

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- Motherfucker, I got kids
and shit on my head later.

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(curious music)

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- Hey, Gus.
- Hey, what's up, my homie?

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- Gus, we've been over this man.

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Can't just go around and
call someone homie all right?

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Not unless you're in a gang.
- Right.

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Sorry. So I hired a new trainee.

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Why don't you go train?
- Seriously?

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- Yeah, she's over in the dining room.

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Just show her the ropes.

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Go slow with her though.

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This is her first job.

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- Her first job?
- Yeah.

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- Why would you hire someone
with zero experience, man?

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- I had a feeling she'd be a good addition

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to the team, you know?

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- I guess.

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- Damn you.

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Damn you straight to hell,

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don't fucking question me, asshole.

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(romantic music)

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- So, you're the new hire, huh?

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- Yeah, hi, I'm Ariel.

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- Oh, hi.

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I'm Anthony.

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I'm the assistant manager here.

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And I'll be the one training you today.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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So Ariel like the like
"The Little Mermaid?"

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- Yeah, my parents were
huge fans of the movie.

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- Ah, like it.
- Thanks.

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- So is it fucking pizza?

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- It's a, it's actually pronounced
Fu King, Phu King Pizza.

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But, I mean it's cool,

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people do that all the time,
it's whatever, you know?

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- So, what's first boss?

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- Just have you scrubbing
toilets for the rest of the day.

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You know?

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It's basically what you'll
be doing every day forever.

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I'm fucking with you.
- Okay.

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- That's cool.

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No, I'm just gonna take you out back

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and introduce you to,
to the rest of the team.

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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- Cool.
- Yeah, so let's,

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let's pull out, you
know, let's dance, let's.

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("Jones Dub" by Common Jones)

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Yeah, and the dustbins for
the trash is back over there.

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And, oh, what's up guys?

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Speaking of trash.

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- 'Sup.
- 'Sup, dog, 'sup, dog.

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Oh everybody, this is
our newest team member.

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This is Ariel.
- Hi.

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- Ariel, this is our notorious

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and infamous delivery driver group.

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This is Jasmine.

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Charlie.

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That's that's Cujo.

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- Why do they call you Cujo?

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- Glad you asked.

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They call me Cujo because I
only like to do it doggy style,

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exclusively doggy style.

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I also tend to foam at the
mouth when I'm about to cum.

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Psh.

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- You fucking dip shit.

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Have some manners.

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- What? She asked.

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- Stupid.
♪ Yeah ♪

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- It's relaxing, therapeutic
because you know,

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My mom says it's good for facial.

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(Gus humming)

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- Morning, Thomas.
- Hey, fuck you, Gus.

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- Asshole.
♪ Less of the world ♪

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(door squeaking)

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- What's up, freaks?

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- Oh, hello, sucker.

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- How's it going, dog?

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- How are you? How are you?

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- Man, nope, you know
what? Don't touch me.

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I don't know where your
hands have been, bro.

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Oh, hello.

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King, Thomas King.

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And who might you be a cutie pie?

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- Ariel.
- You called dibs already?

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That's not fair, I just got here.

259
00:12:10.980 --> 00:12:12.717
- Oh man, stop screwing around.

260
00:12:12.717 --> 00:12:15.511
All right, do we have a deliveries today?

261
00:12:15.511 --> 00:12:16.859
Ariel, would you mind
heading inside with them?

262
00:12:16.859 --> 00:12:17.692
- Yeah.
- Yeah,

263
00:12:17.692 --> 00:12:18.879
I just, I need a second with Thomas.

264
00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:19.712
- Okay.

265
00:12:21.100 --> 00:12:24.850
(crate crashing)
- Hey, baby.

266
00:12:25.818 --> 00:12:27.079
♪ What type of the girls
on the dance floor ♪

267
00:12:27.079 --> 00:12:28.423
♪ Never like a sideway note ♪

268
00:12:28.423 --> 00:12:32.337
(upbeat salsa music)

269
00:12:32.337 --> 00:12:33.920
- Jamaican goddess.

270
00:12:36.650 --> 00:12:37.585
- What the fuck, dude?

271
00:12:37.585 --> 00:12:39.835
You gotta smell everything?

272
00:12:41.388 --> 00:12:43.785
- Stop acting like a bitch to me, Jasmine.

273
00:12:43.785 --> 00:12:45.038
- Don't call me a bitch.

274
00:12:45.038 --> 00:12:46.616
- I didn't call you a bitch.

275
00:12:46.616 --> 00:12:49.047
I said stop acting like a, bitch.

276
00:12:49.047 --> 00:12:51.692
Man, what's your problem?

277
00:12:51.692 --> 00:12:55.025
Ah, Jasmine, we only hooked up one time.

278
00:12:57.108 --> 00:12:59.815
We were both stoned
off our asses, come on.

279
00:12:59.815 --> 00:13:01.675
Now technically speaking, you raped me

280
00:13:01.675 --> 00:13:05.275
with your hungry hole and I
liked it, but that doesn't mean

281
00:13:05.275 --> 00:13:08.154
that you and I, come on now, girl.

282
00:13:08.154 --> 00:13:10.151
- Fucking call me a girl.

283
00:13:10.151 --> 00:13:11.819
You know, Cujo, shut the fuck up,

284
00:13:11.819 --> 00:13:13.626
or I'm gonna throw your
hairy ass into the oven.

285
00:13:13.626 --> 00:13:15.258
- Fuck you!
- You!

286
00:13:15.258 --> 00:13:17.156
(pans clanging)
Dick weed.

287
00:13:17.156 --> 00:13:19.047
- Hey!
- Okay, okay.

288
00:13:19.047 --> 00:13:20.033
What's the name of the pizza again?

289
00:13:20.033 --> 00:13:21.556
- [Cujo] Fuck you in your neck, Charlie!

290
00:13:21.556 --> 00:13:23.937
- Are you sure that's what it's called?

291
00:13:23.937 --> 00:13:26.770
No, no, no, I got it, please, hey.

292
00:13:28.709 --> 00:13:30.406
- Hey, how can we help you?
- Hi.

293
00:13:30.406 --> 00:13:32.432
- This may sound stupid to you guys,

294
00:13:32.432 --> 00:13:34.923
'cause it does to me,
but my boss just told me

295
00:13:34.923 --> 00:13:36.635
to order three space pizzas.

296
00:13:36.635 --> 00:13:38.767
- No, they're actually
called astronaut pizzas,

297
00:13:38.767 --> 00:13:42.542
but your boss is quite right,
they're very popular pizzas.

298
00:13:42.542 --> 00:13:44.962
Three of 'em coming right up.

299
00:13:44.962 --> 00:13:46.008
- Thank you so much.

300
00:13:46.008 --> 00:13:47.221
Hey, what's your name?

301
00:13:47.221 --> 00:13:48.765
- Ariel.
- Hi Ariel.

302
00:13:48.765 --> 00:13:50.216
Nice to meet you.

303
00:13:50.216 --> 00:13:51.786
Did you ever see that one movie?

304
00:13:51.786 --> 00:13:53.111
There was a mermaid in it?

305
00:13:53.111 --> 00:13:54.710
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

306
00:13:54.710 --> 00:13:56.255
- That'd be $75.

307
00:13:56.255 --> 00:13:57.188
- Sweet, here you go.

308
00:13:57.188 --> 00:13:58.649
- Thank you sir.

309
00:13:58.649 --> 00:14:00.942
- Gus, can I say one thing?

310
00:14:00.942 --> 00:14:03.611
Your hairdo looks like it's from space.

311
00:14:03.611 --> 00:14:04.630
- All right, thank you.

312
00:14:04.630 --> 00:14:07.809
I appreciate that, you're very kind.

313
00:14:07.809 --> 00:14:08.947
- One for you.

314
00:14:08.947 --> 00:14:10.977
And one for you.
- Thank you.

315
00:14:10.977 --> 00:14:14.844
- Should probably use that
towards a haircut, pal.

316
00:14:14.844 --> 00:14:15.850
Thanks, Firefly.

317
00:14:15.850 --> 00:14:19.295
- Yeah, you might want it
back to go buy a personality.

318
00:14:19.295 --> 00:14:20.728
- I think your hair looks nice.

319
00:14:20.728 --> 00:14:22.648
- Thank you Ariel.

320
00:14:22.648 --> 00:14:25.234
Thank you.
- I mean, sometimes.

321
00:14:25.234 --> 00:14:26.584
- And she's like, "You can go ahead

322
00:14:26.584 --> 00:14:27.916
and eat the booty if you want."

323
00:14:27.916 --> 00:14:30.152
I'm like, "We just met", you know,

324
00:14:30.152 --> 00:14:31.277
and it was after the club.

325
00:14:31.277 --> 00:14:33.088
So we're all sweaty and she's all-

326
00:14:33.088 --> 00:14:34.176
- Neh.
- Neh.

327
00:14:34.176 --> 00:14:35.374
Nah.
- Man.

328
00:14:35.374 --> 00:14:36.539
- I only ever do that for people

329
00:14:36.539 --> 00:14:38.820
that like I care about, you know?

330
00:14:38.820 --> 00:14:41.559
- I've always wondered
what booty tastes like.

331
00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:44.251
- Not like groceries,
I'll tell you that much.

332
00:14:44.251 --> 00:14:47.376
(suspenseful music)

333
00:14:47.376 --> 00:14:49.446
Hey, what the fuck?

334
00:14:49.446 --> 00:14:50.279
- What's up?

335
00:14:50.279 --> 00:14:51.112
- Are you fucking with me?

336
00:14:51.112 --> 00:14:52.496
- No man, what's wrong?

337
00:14:52.496 --> 00:14:53.992
- It's gone.

338
00:14:53.992 --> 00:14:56.390
- The money?
- No, your herpes medication.

339
00:14:56.390 --> 00:14:57.937
Yes, the money, look.

340
00:14:57.937 --> 00:14:59.614
Who could have taken the money?

341
00:14:59.614 --> 00:15:01.099
- I, but you,

342
00:15:01.099 --> 00:15:02.414
you think it was someone here?

343
00:15:02.414 --> 00:15:03.497
- No, no way.

344
00:15:04.786 --> 00:15:06.896
Gus isn't even that stupid.

345
00:15:06.896 --> 00:15:08.087
- Security cameras,

346
00:15:08.087 --> 00:15:08.977
security cameras would have caught it.

347
00:15:08.977 --> 00:15:10.075
- That's not gonna, I didn't.

348
00:15:10.075 --> 00:15:12.495
I never got the security cameras fixed.

349
00:15:12.495 --> 00:15:13.660
- Why the hell not bro?

350
00:15:13.660 --> 00:15:17.404
- I just, I never got
around to it, dude, okay?

351
00:15:17.404 --> 00:15:18.237
- Okay.

352
00:15:18.237 --> 00:15:20.161
So we owe 20 grand to Playa Playa,

353
00:15:20.161 --> 00:15:21.778
man that once killed his own uncle

354
00:15:21.778 --> 00:15:25.363
over $20 and we don't
know who stole the money?

355
00:15:25.363 --> 00:15:27.021
- What the hell we gonna do?

356
00:15:27.021 --> 00:15:29.232
- I mean, we, we don't
tell anyone what happened

357
00:15:29.232 --> 00:15:30.714
and we act normal for now until we,

358
00:15:30.714 --> 00:15:31.874
until we figure something out.

359
00:15:31.874 --> 00:15:33.365
- Well, we've better figure
something out quick, dude.

360
00:15:33.365 --> 00:15:36.685
'Cause Player, Player doesn't play.

361
00:15:36.685 --> 00:15:38.106
That sounds stupid when
you say it out loud.

362
00:15:38.106 --> 00:15:41.013
- Does, does sound pretty
stupid, but you're right, man.

363
00:15:41.013 --> 00:15:43.304
He doesn't mess around.

364
00:15:43.304 --> 00:15:44.401
He could actually kill us.

365
00:15:44.401 --> 00:15:46.107
- Man, I don't know.

366
00:15:46.107 --> 00:15:48.297
Last I heard he doesn't do
that gangster shit anymore,

367
00:15:48.297 --> 00:15:49.702
'cause he's legit now.

368
00:15:49.702 --> 00:15:51.086
- So maybe he'll like give
us a chance to pay it off

369
00:15:51.086 --> 00:15:52.060
over time or something, you know,

370
00:15:52.060 --> 00:15:53.727
like a payment plan.

371
00:15:55.781 --> 00:15:58.300
- No, we're, we're dead.

372
00:15:58.300 --> 00:16:00.294
- Good morning, thank you
for calling Phu King pizza.

373
00:16:00.294 --> 00:16:02.902
This is Phu King Gus, how
can I phu King help you?

374
00:16:02.902 --> 00:16:05.868
- I come here to be a great chef,

375
00:16:05.868 --> 00:16:08.618
in my country, chef is like king.

376
00:16:09.636 --> 00:16:10.582
- Where are you from?

377
00:16:10.582 --> 00:16:11.415
- Slaw?

378
00:16:12.528 --> 00:16:15.090
He's from one of those
weird sounding ones.

379
00:16:15.090 --> 00:16:19.673
Hoobastand, Shrekistan,
Sasquatchestan, Chewbaccaville.

380
00:16:20.656 --> 00:16:22.325
- [Gus] Thank you for
calling Phu King Pizza,

381
00:16:22.325 --> 00:16:23.158
this is Phu King Gus,

382
00:16:23.158 --> 00:16:23.991
how can I Phu King help you?

383
00:16:23.991 --> 00:16:25.560
- No, no, no, no.

384
00:16:25.560 --> 00:16:27.560
My country is not weird.

385
00:16:28.459 --> 00:16:29.626
You are weird.

386
00:16:31.328 --> 00:16:34.208
- All right guys, it's about
that time, y'all ready?

387
00:16:34.208 --> 00:16:36.128
(all laughing)
Hey, it's time, come one,

388
00:16:36.128 --> 00:16:37.475
get me out.
- Pizza, pizza,

389
00:16:37.475 --> 00:16:41.088
Phu King, Phu King, Phu
King, Phu King, Phu King

390
00:16:41.088 --> 00:16:44.461
Phu King, Phu King-
- Ah, come on, man.

391
00:16:44.461 --> 00:16:45.794
- Gus, nice try.

392
00:16:46.816 --> 00:16:47.649
- Asshole.

393
00:16:49.145 --> 00:16:52.895
- Weird.
(suspenseful music)

394
00:16:59.541 --> 00:17:03.708
- Stay cool in there man.
- I'm not gonna go crazy.

395
00:17:06.685 --> 00:17:09.282
(doors banging)
I'm chilling, man.

396
00:17:09.282 --> 00:17:10.476
All I know is

397
00:17:10.476 --> 00:17:14.167
that shorty motherfucker
better not say shit to me.

398
00:17:14.167 --> 00:17:16.741
I'ma beat his ass.
- Thomas,

399
00:17:16.741 --> 00:17:17.775
you can't even fight.

400
00:17:17.775 --> 00:17:19.076
- Man, he don't know that.

401
00:17:19.076 --> 00:17:20.131
I can fake it.

402
00:17:20.131 --> 00:17:22.514
All I gotta do is hit
some crazy kung fu stance.

403
00:17:22.514 --> 00:17:23.917
Ooh, everybody gets scared

404
00:17:23.917 --> 00:17:25.971
when an Asian man hits that stance.

405
00:17:25.971 --> 00:17:28.469
Anyways, I say we go in.

406
00:17:28.469 --> 00:17:29.368
- Whatever.
- I can-

407
00:17:29.368 --> 00:17:31.333
- Just chill, okay?
- All right.

408
00:17:31.333 --> 00:17:33.165
Hey, watch out!

409
00:17:33.165 --> 00:17:35.817
Oh, okay.
- Relax, you're good.

410
00:17:35.817 --> 00:17:37.989
- Welcome gentlemen.
- Hey.

411
00:17:37.989 --> 00:17:39.489
- This way.
- Okay.

412
00:17:41.677 --> 00:17:43.047
So, you single?

413
00:17:43.047 --> 00:17:44.523
- I'm not, stop flirting with me.

414
00:17:44.523 --> 00:17:46.563
See, man, you gotta be
careful with these girls, man.

415
00:17:46.563 --> 00:17:47.563
- Gentlemen.

416
00:17:50.966 --> 00:17:52.064
- What's up fellas?

417
00:17:52.064 --> 00:17:54.047
Playa Playa, this is a nice room, man,

418
00:17:54.047 --> 00:17:55.231
I haven't seen this one

419
00:17:55.231 --> 00:17:56.773
- And you still haven't seen it, homeboy.

420
00:17:56.773 --> 00:18:00.690
You see what the fuck I
let you see, all right?

421
00:18:01.701 --> 00:18:02.983
- It's a cool beanie, man.

422
00:18:02.983 --> 00:18:05.549
- Yeah. It's 'cause I
believe in the both of you

423
00:18:05.549 --> 00:18:06.507
- Thank you.

424
00:18:06.507 --> 00:18:08.879
- Business been good, yeah?

425
00:18:08.879 --> 00:18:11.339
Where's the payment?

426
00:18:11.339 --> 00:18:13.144
- That's actually what
we came here to talk

427
00:18:13.144 --> 00:18:13.977
to you guys about.

428
00:18:13.977 --> 00:18:16.102
- What's up? Talk.

429
00:18:16.102 --> 00:18:18.569
- Look man, we don't
have the money all right?

430
00:18:18.569 --> 00:18:19.564
We got robbed.

431
00:18:19.564 --> 00:18:21.927
- Bullshit, you got robbed.

432
00:18:21.927 --> 00:18:23.633
- Come on Shorty, you know I won't lie

433
00:18:23.633 --> 00:18:24.844
about something like this.

434
00:18:24.844 --> 00:18:27.331
- Boys Playa Playa doesn't
wanna hear excuses.

435
00:18:27.331 --> 00:18:28.547
I had to kill his own cousin last week

436
00:18:28.547 --> 00:18:29.931
because he stole some money.

437
00:18:29.931 --> 00:18:31.662
- Hey Shorty, I forgot to
tell you about that, man.

438
00:18:31.662 --> 00:18:33.330
My cousin wasn't the one who did it.

439
00:18:33.330 --> 00:18:34.730
Family is pretty pissed off.

440
00:18:34.730 --> 00:18:36.490
Make sure they get a
card, says my bad on it.

441
00:18:36.490 --> 00:18:38.657
Put some flowers in there.

442
00:18:39.620 --> 00:18:41.172
- Flowers, got it.

443
00:18:41.172 --> 00:18:42.658
- Thank you.

444
00:18:42.658 --> 00:18:44.693
- Look, we're being real with you, okay?

445
00:18:44.693 --> 00:18:48.588
We don't have the money,
but we can get it though.

446
00:18:48.588 --> 00:18:49.908
- When?

447
00:18:49.908 --> 00:18:50.923
- Couple of weeks.

448
00:18:50.923 --> 00:18:51.786
- Couple of weeks, huh?

449
00:18:51.786 --> 00:18:54.433
- Yeah.
(Playa Playa laughs)

450
00:18:54.433 --> 00:18:55.533
That's funny.
- Yeah.

451
00:18:55.533 --> 00:18:57.481
(all laughing)

452
00:18:57.481 --> 00:18:59.371
Yeah, it's couple weeks.
- Yeah.

453
00:18:59.371 --> 00:19:00.709
(all laughing)

454
00:19:00.709 --> 00:19:02.013
- Man.

455
00:19:02.013 --> 00:19:03.824
- Yeah.
(speaks in foreign language)

456
00:19:03.824 --> 00:19:05.958
(all laughing)
- Shut the fuck up!

457
00:19:05.958 --> 00:19:07.766
Let me tell you guys something, all right?

458
00:19:07.766 --> 00:19:09.520
You guys don't tell me
when you're gonna get it.

459
00:19:09.520 --> 00:19:11.313
I tell you when you're
gonna get it, all right?

460
00:19:11.313 --> 00:19:12.192
You guys have my money

461
00:19:12.192 --> 00:19:13.189
or else you won't see the other side

462
00:19:13.189 --> 00:19:14.853
of Shorty you don't wanna see.

463
00:19:14.853 --> 00:19:18.779
- I promise to make it slow and painful.

464
00:19:18.779 --> 00:19:22.350
You'll be begging me to
shuffle off your mortal coil.

465
00:19:22.350 --> 00:19:23.320
- Shuffle off my whole,

466
00:19:23.320 --> 00:19:24.539
you trying to touch my dick, Shorty?

467
00:19:24.539 --> 00:19:25.691
- Shh.
- Hey!

468
00:19:25.691 --> 00:19:28.675
Let me translate what the fuck
he said in simple English.

469
00:19:28.675 --> 00:19:30.865
You guys don't have the
money, he'll kill you.

470
00:19:30.865 --> 00:19:31.983
- Kill us?

471
00:19:31.983 --> 00:19:33.977
Look, man, we were hoping that like,

472
00:19:33.977 --> 00:19:35.986
you had left that whole part

473
00:19:35.986 --> 00:19:37.852
of your life behind, the killin' part,

474
00:19:37.852 --> 00:19:39.792
'cause you are, you're a
business man now, right?

475
00:19:39.792 --> 00:19:40.957
You're professional now.

476
00:19:40.957 --> 00:19:42.605
(Playa Playa laughs)

477
00:19:42.605 --> 00:19:45.009
- Ah, you're cute, man. I am professional.

478
00:19:45.009 --> 00:19:47.346
That's exactly why it's not personal.

479
00:19:47.346 --> 00:19:48.749
Business is business.

480
00:19:48.749 --> 00:19:51.203
You guys better have
my 20 large by tonight

481
00:19:51.203 --> 00:19:55.453
or I'll fucking have you
both killed and that's it.

482
00:19:57.202 --> 00:19:58.535
- Coming inside?

483
00:19:59.557 --> 00:20:00.390
- Not yet.

484
00:20:01.383 --> 00:20:03.178
- All right, well,

485
00:20:03.178 --> 00:20:04.303
I have to get back on the floor.

486
00:20:04.303 --> 00:20:07.136
Supposed to be training Ariel, so.

487
00:20:08.098 --> 00:20:09.098
See ya, man.

488
00:20:14.981 --> 00:20:16.562
- We about to die soon

489
00:20:16.562 --> 00:20:20.122
and this man got pussy on the brain.

490
00:20:20.122 --> 00:20:21.188
I'm so proud.

491
00:20:21.188 --> 00:20:22.338
- - yes, I'll take one severe, please.

492
00:20:22.338 --> 00:20:23.621
- [Gus] Great, that'll be $25.

493
00:20:23.621 --> 00:20:25.200
- All right, thank you.
- All right, thank you.

494
00:20:25.200 --> 00:20:26.033
Have a good one.

495
00:20:26.033 --> 00:20:26.866
Come back and see us.

496
00:20:26.866 --> 00:20:30.144
Anthony, hey.
- What, Gus, man, the hair.

497
00:20:30.144 --> 00:20:30.977
- Oh, sorry.

498
00:20:30.977 --> 00:20:34.223
Where's Thomas?
- He's out back.

499
00:20:34.223 --> 00:20:39.223
(dogs barking)
(western music)

500
00:20:51.340 --> 00:20:52.409
- I'm gonna do it.

501
00:20:52.409 --> 00:20:53.409
Hey, Shorty,

502
00:20:54.699 --> 00:20:56.658
man, what was all that shuffling coil talk

503
00:20:56.658 --> 00:20:57.802
shit earlier, man?

504
00:20:57.802 --> 00:20:59.624
- It's from Shakespeare's "Hamlet."

505
00:20:59.624 --> 00:21:01.219
- Wow!

506
00:21:01.219 --> 00:21:06.157
Shakespeare, you art the artist
of hard to understand, man.

507
00:21:06.157 --> 00:21:07.717
- It's not hard to understand.

508
00:21:07.717 --> 00:21:09.907
Shakespeare is very beautiful and shit.

509
00:21:09.907 --> 00:21:10.883
I like it.

510
00:21:10.883 --> 00:21:12.294
You never know, I may
become an actor one day

511
00:21:12.294 --> 00:21:13.373
and perform Shakespeare.

512
00:21:13.373 --> 00:21:16.167
(both laughing)

513
00:21:16.167 --> 00:21:18.183
Did I say something funny?

514
00:21:18.183 --> 00:21:21.477
- No, Shorty.
- No, nothing funny at all.

515
00:21:21.477 --> 00:21:23.144
- I didn't think so.

516
00:21:24.432 --> 00:21:26.483
I must say I'm in a mood today.

517
00:21:26.483 --> 00:21:27.415
Those two pizza boys are dead

518
00:21:27.415 --> 00:21:29.002
no matter what Playa Playa says.

519
00:21:29.002 --> 00:21:32.057
- Yo, Playa Playa say
we can't just kill 'em,

520
00:21:32.057 --> 00:21:34.230
then we can't just go
over there in the store,

521
00:21:34.230 --> 00:21:38.200
blasting everybody away, taking
brains out of people heads.

522
00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:41.350
- By my sword, I swear there
is no power in the tongue

523
00:21:41.350 --> 00:21:42.933
of man to alter me.

524
00:21:44.645 --> 00:21:47.228
Oh, come on, nothing? That's
from "The Merchant Of Venice."

525
00:21:47.228 --> 00:21:49.197
- I knew that shit, I knew
it, Shorty, I got you.

526
00:21:49.197 --> 00:21:51.441
- I knew that.
- Shh.

527
00:21:51.441 --> 00:21:52.808
I feel like leaving an ominous message

528
00:21:52.808 --> 00:21:55.757
for our two favorite pizza guys.

529
00:21:55.757 --> 00:21:57.481
- What, ominous, ominous?
- Is that,

530
00:21:57.481 --> 00:22:01.962
Is that like giving them a
note of something, Shorty?

531
00:22:01.962 --> 00:22:03.447
♪ Come to the show, then
you know what I mean ♪

532
00:22:03.447 --> 00:22:05.575
♪ Big cloud in the back ♪
(hand slapping)

533
00:22:05.575 --> 00:22:06.658
- What, mom, I wasn't-

534
00:22:06.658 --> 00:22:08.810
(mom speaks in foreign language)

535
00:22:08.810 --> 00:22:12.133
Okay.
(speaks in foreign language)

536
00:22:12.133 --> 00:22:13.598
Okay!

537
00:22:13.598 --> 00:22:17.765
(mom speaks in foreign language)

538
00:22:23.533 --> 00:22:26.002
- [Client] Thanks for
the straight pepperoni.

539
00:22:26.002 --> 00:22:26.835
- Oh damn.

540
00:22:28.180 --> 00:22:29.560
- Who's that?

541
00:22:29.560 --> 00:22:32.109
- Sir Thomas's parents,
yeah, they own Phu King.

542
00:22:32.109 --> 00:22:33.746
This place is named after his mom.

543
00:22:33.746 --> 00:22:34.597
They actually own the business,

544
00:22:34.597 --> 00:22:37.312
but gave it to Thomas to run.

545
00:22:37.312 --> 00:22:38.829
(mom speaks in foreign language)

546
00:22:38.829 --> 00:22:40.514
- Hello, Mr. and Ms. King.

547
00:22:40.514 --> 00:22:41.978
Nice of you to join us today.

548
00:22:41.978 --> 00:22:45.301
(mom speaks in foreign language)

549
00:22:45.301 --> 00:22:47.140
- Nice to see you, Gus, how's business?

550
00:22:47.140 --> 00:22:48.804
- Oh, business is very good.

551
00:22:48.804 --> 00:22:50.261
over the last couple months.

552
00:22:50.261 --> 00:22:53.737
(mom speaks in foreign language)

553
00:22:53.737 --> 00:22:55.091
- How's Thomas been doing?

554
00:22:55.091 --> 00:22:57.049
- Thomas, Thomas, Thomas has been great.

555
00:22:57.049 --> 00:22:59.397
He's very, very pleasure to work for.

556
00:22:59.397 --> 00:23:01.582
He allows me the space I
need to run a tight ship.

557
00:23:01.582 --> 00:23:05.785
(mom speaks in foreign language)

558
00:23:05.785 --> 00:23:08.364
- She says, "Thank you
for your hard work, Gus."

559
00:23:08.364 --> 00:23:12.031
- You're very welcome,
thank you, thank you.

560
00:23:15.156 --> 00:23:17.382
- She seems nice.
(Anthony scoffs)

561
00:23:17.382 --> 00:23:18.712
- Yeah.

562
00:23:18.712 --> 00:23:21.879
She actually just called Gus an idiot.

563
00:23:24.893 --> 00:23:28.285
(Thomas yells)

564
00:23:28.285 --> 00:23:30.061
- Hey, dad.
- Hi, Thomas.

565
00:23:30.061 --> 00:23:32.544
(mom speaks in foreign language)

566
00:23:32.544 --> 00:23:33.377
- For what?

567
00:23:33.377 --> 00:23:35.289
(mom speaks in foreign language)

568
00:23:35.289 --> 00:23:37.981
Mom, things are better,
okay? Just trust me.

569
00:23:37.981 --> 00:23:40.508
(mom speaks in foreign language)

570
00:23:40.508 --> 00:23:42.705
- Yeah, but it's only by
like one month this time

571
00:23:42.705 --> 00:23:44.772
instead of four or five, like before.

572
00:23:44.772 --> 00:23:48.939
(mom speaks in foreign language)

573
00:24:02.090 --> 00:24:06.840
- You know, we used to do
million dollar worldwide deals,

574
00:24:08.062 --> 00:24:10.645
working with the most powerful.

575
00:24:12.675 --> 00:24:14.925
And we took what we wanted.

576
00:24:18.417 --> 00:24:19.667
Now look at us,

577
00:24:22.107 --> 00:24:24.690
look at us, playing with pizza.

578
00:24:26.732 --> 00:24:28.065
For chum change.

579
00:24:36.655 --> 00:24:39.084
(Shorty sighs)

580
00:24:39.084 --> 00:24:44.084
you know, for whatever reason,
Playa Playa has a soft spot

581
00:24:44.398 --> 00:24:46.731
for that stupid pizza joint.

582
00:24:49.648 --> 00:24:54.624
And honestly, I don't give a
shit what Playa Playa says.

583
00:24:54.624 --> 00:24:55.791
It ends today.

584
00:24:56.949 --> 00:25:00.032
- But we work for Playa Playa, right?

585
00:25:01.582 --> 00:25:04.662
- Yeah, if he finds out, I mean,

586
00:25:04.662 --> 00:25:06.465
you know how he is, Shorty.

587
00:25:06.465 --> 00:25:11.465
Who's gonna deal with that?
(suspenseful music)

588
00:25:14.028 --> 00:25:17.811
- Well, tell me then what
would you have me do?

589
00:25:17.811 --> 00:25:19.083
(gun firing)

590
00:25:19.083 --> 00:25:20.812
Seek for the patronage of some great man

591
00:25:20.812 --> 00:25:23.388
and like a creeping vine
and a tall tree crawl upward

592
00:25:23.388 --> 00:25:24.844
where I cannot stand alone?

593
00:25:24.844 --> 00:25:26.159
No thank you.

594
00:25:26.159 --> 00:25:27.983
Eat a toad for breakfast every morning,

595
00:25:27.983 --> 00:25:29.173
make my knees callous

596
00:25:29.173 --> 00:25:30.635
and cultivate a supple spine

597
00:25:30.635 --> 00:25:33.344
while my belly groveling in the dust?

598
00:25:33.344 --> 00:25:35.104
No thank you.

599
00:25:35.104 --> 00:25:37.361
Shall I labor night and
day and build a reputation

600
00:25:37.361 --> 00:25:40.361
on one song and never write another?

601
00:25:41.512 --> 00:25:42.852
No thank you.

602
00:25:42.852 --> 00:25:44.081
No, I thank you.

603
00:25:44.081 --> 00:25:45.664
And again, I think.

604
00:25:46.706 --> 00:25:51.706
(Shorty screams)
(suspenseful music)

605
00:25:53.076 --> 00:25:54.106
- Are you kidding me?

606
00:25:54.106 --> 00:25:55.687
What the?

607
00:25:55.687 --> 00:25:58.020
What are they fucking doing?

608
00:25:59.447 --> 00:26:04.114
No. Are you serious?
(suspenseful music)

609
00:26:20.802 --> 00:26:23.719
(knocking at door)

610
00:26:31.177 --> 00:26:32.570
- Come on in.

611
00:26:32.570 --> 00:26:33.570
- All right.

612
00:26:36.032 --> 00:26:37.748
- Just put the pizza down right there.

613
00:26:37.748 --> 00:26:38.748
- All right.

614
00:26:42.645 --> 00:26:45.842
- So do, the astronaut pizza is 25 bucks.

615
00:26:45.842 --> 00:26:48.425
- All right, oh, just a second.

616
00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:50.445
There you go.

617
00:26:50.445 --> 00:26:52.413
Keep the change there, baby.

618
00:26:52.413 --> 00:26:53.825
- Sticky, thanks.

619
00:26:53.825 --> 00:26:55.636
- Sit down and chill with me for a minute.

620
00:26:55.636 --> 00:26:56.636
- All right.

621
00:27:00.370 --> 00:27:01.911
- You wanna hit this shit?

622
00:27:01.911 --> 00:27:04.903
- Ma'am I always have
time for a smoke break.

623
00:27:04.903 --> 00:27:07.192
(both laughing)

624
00:27:07.192 --> 00:27:08.753
- It's not as good as
that Jamaican goddess

625
00:27:08.753 --> 00:27:11.004
you guys are putting in them pizzas.

626
00:27:11.004 --> 00:27:13.378
But it'll knock the booboo
out of you a little bit.

627
00:27:13.378 --> 00:27:14.544
- This shit is good though.

628
00:27:14.544 --> 00:27:16.081
(client laughs)
- Thanks, man.

629
00:27:16.081 --> 00:27:17.164
- Yeah, shit.

630
00:27:19.041 --> 00:27:21.596
What do you know about
that Jamaican goddess?

631
00:27:21.596 --> 00:27:23.847
(client laughs)
- Shit, girl.

632
00:27:23.847 --> 00:27:26.033
The stories I could tell you.

633
00:27:26.033 --> 00:27:27.681
I used to live in Jamaica.

634
00:27:27.681 --> 00:27:30.051
- No way.
- Yeah, when I was younger,

635
00:27:30.051 --> 00:27:32.701
firmer, and a whole lot tighter.

636
00:27:32.701 --> 00:27:34.568
(both laughing)

637
00:27:34.568 --> 00:27:35.841
- Well, how long was it?

638
00:27:35.841 --> 00:27:39.251
- Man, it was just last summer.

639
00:27:39.251 --> 00:27:41.371
- Well, good for you.

640
00:27:41.371 --> 00:27:44.912
- So, seriously now, you got a man?

641
00:27:44.912 --> 00:27:46.416
- You don't even wanna go there.

642
00:27:46.416 --> 00:27:47.467
You don't fucking wanna go there.

643
00:27:47.467 --> 00:27:48.703
There's this dude.

644
00:27:48.703 --> 00:27:49.834
He's disgusting.

645
00:27:49.834 --> 00:27:53.685
Just fucking gross, the
dumb ass and you know what?

646
00:27:53.685 --> 00:27:57.985
I like him, for some fucking
stupid reason, I like him.

647
00:27:57.985 --> 00:27:59.261
- Love never makes no sense, dear,

648
00:27:59.261 --> 00:28:00.927
- You know he pisses me off though?

649
00:28:00.927 --> 00:28:02.215
I try and give him hints, you know?

650
00:28:02.215 --> 00:28:03.362
Like I liked him.

651
00:28:03.362 --> 00:28:06.272
Motherfucker doesn't do anything, nothing.

652
00:28:06.272 --> 00:28:07.605
Clues and hints?

653
00:28:09.058 --> 00:28:09.975
Shit, girl.

654
00:28:12.423 --> 00:28:16.756
If you want a man, you gotta
reach out and grab him.

655
00:28:18.975 --> 00:28:21.692
(Jasmine roaring)

656
00:28:21.692 --> 00:28:24.442
(birds chirping)

657
00:28:32.350 --> 00:28:37.350
(doorbell ringing)
(elevator music)

658
00:28:39.150 --> 00:28:40.233
- Nice shoes.

659
00:28:42.305 --> 00:28:44.305
You're not the pool guy.

660
00:28:45.180 --> 00:28:48.410
- Oh, is the my Phu King pizza?

661
00:28:48.410 --> 00:28:52.629
Oh, thanks.
(lady moaning)

662
00:28:52.629 --> 00:28:53.462
Oh.

663
00:28:57.125 --> 00:28:59.958
- Dude, is that your fucking wife?

664
00:29:01.035 --> 00:29:02.535
She's fucking hot.

665
00:29:05.112 --> 00:29:06.862
- Yes, she's my wife.

666
00:29:09.422 --> 00:29:11.589
Go get some help, pervert.

667
00:29:13.485 --> 00:29:18.485
(door slamming)
(elevator music continues)

668
00:29:41.780 --> 00:29:43.105
- What the fuck?

669
00:29:43.105 --> 00:29:45.151
Yo, chief, you're blocking me here.

670
00:29:45.151 --> 00:29:46.663
- That piece of shit?

671
00:29:46.663 --> 00:29:48.084
Thought it was abandoned.

672
00:29:48.084 --> 00:29:50.711
Look here, Pedro, can't
get past the border,

673
00:29:50.711 --> 00:29:52.079
stay on your side.

674
00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:56.111
This is America.
(pool guy grunts)

675
00:29:56.111 --> 00:29:58.542
- Whatever David Duke.

676
00:29:58.542 --> 00:30:00.294
- David Duke? That's a good one.

677
00:30:00.294 --> 00:30:02.096
You got me there.

678
00:30:02.096 --> 00:30:03.987
- Ondalay, dude.

679
00:30:03.987 --> 00:30:08.070
- I'm just trying to do
a job Americans Won't do.

680
00:30:12.915 --> 00:30:16.362
- Hey, you guys in the movie business?

681
00:30:16.362 --> 00:30:18.756
- Sorta, used to be.

682
00:30:18.756 --> 00:30:20.780
Turns out they really sucked at it.

683
00:30:20.780 --> 00:30:24.200
Man, they only give you one audition.

684
00:30:24.200 --> 00:30:25.376
- Oh.

685
00:30:25.376 --> 00:30:27.183
- You do kinda look
like that Burt Reynolds

686
00:30:27.183 --> 00:30:29.068
from that "Deliverance" movie.

687
00:30:29.068 --> 00:30:32.376
- "Deliverance?" Yeah, think so?

688
00:30:32.376 --> 00:30:34.615
- Well, no, not really.

689
00:30:34.615 --> 00:30:36.951
You know, more like rich, new friends.

690
00:30:36.951 --> 00:30:37.934
Screw like a pig.

691
00:30:37.934 --> 00:30:39.377
- Fuck you, man.

692
00:30:39.377 --> 00:30:40.551
Whatever.

693
00:30:40.551 --> 00:30:44.801
Hey, I heard them fucking
pizzas got drugs in them.

694
00:30:45.860 --> 00:30:47.362
- No man.
- You're still here.

695
00:30:47.362 --> 00:30:50.346
- There's nothing illegal
here, all natural.

696
00:30:50.346 --> 00:30:51.763
- Fucking stoner.

697
00:30:52.718 --> 00:30:54.718
- Vamanos, man, come on.

698
00:30:55.648 --> 00:30:57.005
- The astronaut's really strong,

699
00:30:57.005 --> 00:30:59.597
I would suggest for first
timers a silky smooth,

700
00:30:59.597 --> 00:31:02.311
it's a lot more relaxed
and chill, you know?

701
00:31:02.311 --> 00:31:04.561
Shorty, hey, what's up man?

702
00:31:05.401 --> 00:31:06.543
- Where's Harold?

703
00:31:06.543 --> 00:31:07.376
- Who?

704
00:31:08.644 --> 00:31:10.700
- The Chinaman.

705
00:31:10.700 --> 00:31:12.003
- Oh you mean Thomas?

706
00:31:12.003 --> 00:31:12.836
He's not Chinese.

707
00:31:12.836 --> 00:31:15.115
He's actually more like
Filipino mixed with Tai.

708
00:31:15.115 --> 00:31:16.463
- I don't care what the heck, Linus,

709
00:31:16.463 --> 00:31:19.433
let's go get him and have a talk.

710
00:31:19.433 --> 00:31:20.516
- Okay, okay.

711
00:31:21.646 --> 00:31:23.547
You should stay with Gus.

712
00:31:23.547 --> 00:31:24.831
I'll be right back.

713
00:31:24.831 --> 00:31:26.581
Don't worry about it.

714
00:31:32.394 --> 00:31:35.248
- Hey, chill out, man! Chill.
- Chill, dude!

715
00:31:35.248 --> 00:31:36.084
We had an agreement!

716
00:31:36.084 --> 00:31:37.017
- Man, I'm taking your ass home.

717
00:31:37.017 --> 00:31:37.850
- Go, go!

718
00:31:38.870 --> 00:31:40.412
- Chill out, man.

719
00:31:40.412 --> 00:31:42.729
Yo, what happened, dude?

720
00:31:42.729 --> 00:31:43.682
What the hell, Shorty?

721
00:31:43.682 --> 00:31:47.217
You can't come up here starting shit.

722
00:31:47.217 --> 00:31:48.050
Wah!

723
00:31:50.048 --> 00:31:51.403
- Come on, I want you to.

724
00:31:51.403 --> 00:31:53.382
- I'm half Tai, bro, I
know more Tai, what's up?

725
00:31:53.382 --> 00:31:54.887
- Okay, okay.
(Thomas heaves)

726
00:31:54.887 --> 00:31:56.387
- Dude, damn, man!

727
00:32:01.147 --> 00:32:04.120
(Shorty laughs)
- My problem,

728
00:32:04.120 --> 00:32:06.905
your friend has a big fucking
mouth, so I shut it for him.

729
00:32:06.905 --> 00:32:08.753
I don't believe you boys
understand the severity

730
00:32:08.753 --> 00:32:10.323
of the situation.

731
00:32:10.323 --> 00:32:12.000
When you don't pay Playa Playa,

732
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:14.730
you're taking food away
from all this baby mamas.

733
00:32:14.730 --> 00:32:17.481
People die for that shit.

734
00:32:17.481 --> 00:32:19.459
Get up. Get the fuck up!
(men heaving)

735
00:32:19.459 --> 00:32:23.609
You, you took what was
supposed to be mine.

736
00:32:23.609 --> 00:32:25.988
- Man, we ain't take
shit from your bitch ass.

737
00:32:25.988 --> 00:32:28.655
(Thomas heaves)

738
00:32:30.303 --> 00:32:31.642
- You better not even
think of skipping town,

739
00:32:31.642 --> 00:32:33.475
because I'll find you.

740
00:32:36.697 --> 00:32:38.659
See you later.

741
00:32:38.659 --> 00:32:39.492
- Oh.

742
00:32:41.374 --> 00:32:42.568
Oh.

743
00:32:42.568 --> 00:32:43.485
My ovaries.

744
00:32:44.522 --> 00:32:47.331
Shorty's punk ass, man, I hate him.

745
00:32:47.331 --> 00:32:48.369
- What'd you think was
gonna happen, Thomas?

746
00:32:48.369 --> 00:32:50.619
You was talking shit, dude.

747
00:32:52.903 --> 00:32:53.736
All right, man,

748
00:32:53.736 --> 00:32:56.401
I've got a couple of grand saved at home.

749
00:32:56.401 --> 00:32:58.011
I mean, it was supposed to be for college

750
00:32:58.011 --> 00:33:01.843
but can't go to college if I'm dead.

751
00:33:01.843 --> 00:33:03.122
How about you?

752
00:33:03.122 --> 00:33:05.717
- If I empty out my accounts
and then sell some of my stuff,

753
00:33:05.717 --> 00:33:10.322
I'll probably get like
another five GS on top of it.

754
00:33:10.322 --> 00:33:14.090
- If we take the roughly
like I dunno like two grand,

755
00:33:14.090 --> 00:33:16.526
two, yeah, $2,000 that
we made today in sales,

756
00:33:16.526 --> 00:33:21.526
I think that's, shit, dude,
we're still 10 grand short.

757
00:33:21.655 --> 00:33:23.822
- Oh my God, we're fucked.

758
00:33:27.196 --> 00:33:28.790
- Think maybe your parents
can lend us some money?

759
00:33:28.790 --> 00:33:31.873
- Hah! Dude, no, oh shit, my parents!

760
00:33:33.239 --> 00:33:35.026
I forgot I'm supposed to get
lunch with them and Chenae,

761
00:33:35.026 --> 00:33:37.936
my mom's been on my ass
about introducing them.

762
00:33:37.936 --> 00:33:39.913
- Think they're gonna flip?

763
00:33:39.913 --> 00:33:42.746
- My dad will be fine, but my mom,

764
00:33:43.982 --> 00:33:48.149
my mom will trip, flip,
double dip, all that shit.

765
00:33:50.384 --> 00:33:51.521
I'll catch up with you later, man.

766
00:33:51.521 --> 00:33:54.188
(siren wailing)

767
00:33:55.945 --> 00:33:58.028
- I'm stopping right now.

768
00:33:59.745 --> 00:34:02.603
Pick up, pick up, Nico, Areola,

769
00:34:02.603 --> 00:34:05.469
I'm at the corner of Mike
Rotch and Burgundy, sir.

770
00:34:05.469 --> 00:34:08.386
Pick up.
(spitting)

771
00:34:12.995 --> 00:34:13.964
Is there a problem, officer?

772
00:34:13.964 --> 00:34:15.547
- Shut the fuck up.

773
00:34:17.053 --> 00:34:19.216
Are you the guy from
that fucking pizza joint?

774
00:34:19.216 --> 00:34:21.966
- Yeah. It's pronounced Phu King.

775
00:34:23.207 --> 00:34:24.224
- We don't care.

776
00:34:24.224 --> 00:34:26.615
We ordered two two silky smooth pizzas

777
00:34:26.615 --> 00:34:28.865
over half an hour ago, son.

778
00:34:31.109 --> 00:34:32.473
- Oh.

779
00:34:32.473 --> 00:34:33.329
Okay.

780
00:34:33.329 --> 00:34:34.497
Yeah, yeah.

781
00:34:34.497 --> 00:34:35.902
Yeah, I got them right here.

782
00:34:35.902 --> 00:34:37.471
- Whoa! What're you reaching for?

783
00:34:37.471 --> 00:34:38.724
- Whoa! Put your hands behind your back!

784
00:34:38.724 --> 00:34:39.557
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

785
00:34:39.557 --> 00:34:41.721
No, no, no, no, no!
(cops yelling)

786
00:34:41.721 --> 00:34:42.936
No, no, no!
- Put your hands up!

787
00:34:42.936 --> 00:34:44.655
- Freeze! You got a gun?
- Please don't shoot!

788
00:34:44.655 --> 00:34:45.861
Oh, oh, oh fuck!
- Put your hands up!

789
00:34:45.861 --> 00:34:47.844
- Just wait!
- Put your hands up!

790
00:34:47.844 --> 00:34:50.134
- Pulled out a gun!
- Shoot him!

791
00:34:50.134 --> 00:34:50.967
- Guns.
(Cujo crying)

792
00:34:50.967 --> 00:34:52.485
(cop laughing)

793
00:34:52.485 --> 00:34:55.068
- You look so stupid right now.

794
00:34:56.656 --> 00:34:57.905
- Just water.

795
00:34:57.905 --> 00:34:59.988
- I peed in mine.
- Gross.

796
00:35:01.247 --> 00:35:03.687
Look, man, we just wanted
to stop you and tell you

797
00:35:03.687 --> 00:35:05.922
that we know what you guys are doing

798
00:35:05.922 --> 00:35:07.517
over at that pizza joint.

799
00:35:07.517 --> 00:35:09.063
- You do?
- Hell yeah.

800
00:35:09.063 --> 00:35:11.388
You have the best damn
pizza we've ever had tasted.

801
00:35:11.388 --> 00:35:12.221
- Woo!

802
00:35:13.401 --> 00:35:15.276
Just some advice.

803
00:35:15.276 --> 00:35:17.377
There've been a lot of local
robberies at these stores.

804
00:35:17.377 --> 00:35:19.397
So watch your six.

805
00:35:19.397 --> 00:35:21.395
- Contact us if you need anything else.

806
00:35:21.395 --> 00:35:23.007
Good day.

807
00:35:23.007 --> 00:35:23.840
- Okay.

808
00:35:44.108 --> 00:35:46.775
(siren wailing)

809
00:35:50.791 --> 00:35:53.374
- Those guys are fucking crazy.

810
00:35:55.565 --> 00:35:57.232
Patronizing me, man.

811
00:35:58.426 --> 00:36:01.009
Nobody puts Cujo in the corner.

812
00:36:04.193 --> 00:36:07.086
(Cujo cries)

813
00:36:07.086 --> 00:36:10.169
(upbeat salsa music)

814
00:36:12.088 --> 00:36:13.659
- I gotta do this right
now, my Rambo's kicked me.

815
00:36:13.659 --> 00:36:15.492
- What the fuck you doing?

816
00:36:15.492 --> 00:36:16.706
Sit your ass down.

817
00:36:16.706 --> 00:36:18.134
- You know, my Rambo's
kicking right now, babe.

818
00:36:18.134 --> 00:36:20.604
- Can't do this here-
- This is your sliced pizza.

819
00:36:20.604 --> 00:36:21.457
- Ah, thanks, sir.
- There's yours,

820
00:36:21.457 --> 00:36:22.662
there you go.
- Yeah.

821
00:36:22.662 --> 00:36:25.163
- Enjoy your trip.
- Thank you so much, man.

822
00:36:25.163 --> 00:36:26.007
- What the fuck is wrong with you?

823
00:36:26.007 --> 00:36:27.906
- It's hard, man, we gotta go.
- We gotta plan this shit out.

824
00:36:27.906 --> 00:36:30.302
- So when we doing this? What's the plan?

825
00:36:30.302 --> 00:36:31.135
- Thank you.

826
00:36:31.135 --> 00:36:31.968
We gotta go deal-
- We ain't doing this

827
00:36:31.968 --> 00:36:33.357
like subway last week, man.

828
00:36:33.357 --> 00:36:35.316
Thad boy in that makeup, that was stupid.

829
00:36:35.316 --> 00:36:36.218
My skin is sensitive.

830
00:36:36.218 --> 00:36:37.481
Couldn't take my cousin to the prom

831
00:36:37.481 --> 00:36:38.520
'cause of the pimples from-

832
00:36:38.520 --> 00:36:40.291
- All right, listen.

833
00:36:40.291 --> 00:36:41.958
All right, so this is the
wall right here, right?

834
00:36:41.958 --> 00:36:42.791
- This wall.

835
00:36:42.791 --> 00:36:45.170
- Now let's pretend it's
napkin dispenser is the wall.

836
00:36:45.170 --> 00:36:46.829
So put that wall right there.

837
00:36:46.829 --> 00:36:48.215
- Yeah. All right.
- Okay.

838
00:36:48.215 --> 00:36:50.931
- The cash register, the salt, right here.

839
00:36:50.931 --> 00:36:52.728
- The salt.
- The cash register,

840
00:36:52.728 --> 00:36:54.145
look, look, look.

841
00:36:55.339 --> 00:36:56.848
- Oh, that's the salt.

842
00:36:56.848 --> 00:36:58.514
- You a stupid motherfucker, dog.

843
00:36:58.514 --> 00:36:59.846
- Gotcha, listening.
- Yes, man.

844
00:36:59.846 --> 00:37:01.028
So, at the end of the day,

845
00:37:01.028 --> 00:37:03.125
so what they do is, they take the money

846
00:37:03.125 --> 00:37:05.321
from the cash register to the back.

847
00:37:05.321 --> 00:37:07.106
- How you know this?

848
00:37:07.106 --> 00:37:08.510
- 'Cause man, the Jamaican goddess, man,

849
00:37:08.510 --> 00:37:09.673
you here every motherfucking day-

850
00:37:09.673 --> 00:37:11.794
- Oh yeah.
- You hear the shit?

851
00:37:11.794 --> 00:37:12.709
- Yeah, yes, I hear.

852
00:37:12.709 --> 00:37:13.828
- I believe in this.
- Okay, okay.

853
00:37:13.828 --> 00:37:16.123
- They get it back.

854
00:37:16.123 --> 00:37:19.107
- [ghostly Voice] The
possibilities, go take a walk.

855
00:37:19.107 --> 00:37:19.940
- Wow.

856
00:37:22.882 --> 00:37:25.715
(heavy breathing)

857
00:37:26.659 --> 00:37:29.905
- Do it properly.
- Ask us to make new prices.

858
00:37:29.905 --> 00:37:33.794
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, what're
you two talking about?

859
00:37:33.794 --> 00:37:35.879
Sounds like you're up to no good.

860
00:37:35.879 --> 00:37:37.610
- He the feds, he the feds,

861
00:37:37.610 --> 00:37:38.443
he the feds-
- Come on, man, haven't you

862
00:37:38.443 --> 00:37:40.151
ever had the pizza here?

863
00:37:40.151 --> 00:37:42.651
The shit is out of this world.

864
00:37:44.249 --> 00:37:45.732
- Ah, y'all, now hear.

865
00:37:45.732 --> 00:37:48.444
- He on the astronaut!
- That's what it is, yeah.

866
00:37:48.444 --> 00:37:49.748
Yeah, I got you, brother.

867
00:37:49.748 --> 00:37:52.020
- All right.
- All right, good.

868
00:37:52.020 --> 00:37:53.906
- Oh.
- Holy shit,

869
00:37:53.906 --> 00:37:55.889
what's, hey, you're back, hey.

870
00:37:55.889 --> 00:37:57.700
- I'm back yeah.
- It's a good pizza,

871
00:37:57.700 --> 00:37:58.930
it's a fucking good pizza.

872
00:37:58.930 --> 00:38:01.711
- This pizza is out of this world, bro.

873
00:38:01.711 --> 00:38:02.779
I feel like,

874
00:38:02.779 --> 00:38:05.314
I feel like, I don't know.

875
00:38:05.314 --> 00:38:07.542
- [Gus] So, you're the one to watch.

876
00:38:07.542 --> 00:38:09.003
- Yeah, bro, it was a amazing

877
00:38:09.003 --> 00:38:10.732
Thanks for having me back, how you doing?

878
00:38:10.732 --> 00:38:12.562
- [Gus] Ah, if I were any
better, I'd be a twin, bro.

879
00:38:12.562 --> 00:38:14.946
- Bro, if your twin has
the same hairdo as you,

880
00:38:14.946 --> 00:38:15.970
I'll love him too,

881
00:38:15.970 --> 00:38:17.897
trust me, you're the man.
- Oh, man, why.

882
00:38:17.897 --> 00:38:19.927
- There you go.
- Okay, thank you.

883
00:38:19.927 --> 00:38:21.443
This one's yours, all right.
- Perfect, thank you.

884
00:38:21.443 --> 00:38:23.447
- Thank you, have a good day.

885
00:38:23.447 --> 00:38:25.780
- Well, good afternoon.
- Hi.

886
00:38:26.775 --> 00:38:28.358
- Yeah.
- You look.

887
00:38:31.802 --> 00:38:33.410
What was your name again?

888
00:38:33.410 --> 00:38:34.660
- I don't know.

889
00:38:37.251 --> 00:38:38.600
Bill?

890
00:38:38.600 --> 00:38:40.420
Yes. It's bill.

891
00:38:40.420 --> 00:38:42.086
Bill I am.

892
00:38:42.086 --> 00:38:43.420
Bill is me.

893
00:38:43.420 --> 00:38:45.012
- What can I get you, bill?

894
00:38:45.012 --> 00:38:46.916
- I need another one
of those space pizzas.

895
00:38:46.916 --> 00:38:49.152
That shit was out of this world.

896
00:38:49.152 --> 00:38:52.250
It made me feel like Neil Armstrong.

897
00:38:52.250 --> 00:38:53.678
- Do you mean an astronaut pizza?

898
00:38:53.678 --> 00:38:54.693
- That one.

899
00:38:54.693 --> 00:38:56.905
When I ate that thing,
I felt like I landed

900
00:38:56.905 --> 00:38:59.491
on the moon, ran around
the ring on Saturn,

901
00:38:59.491 --> 00:39:02.331
found life on Mars and
then ended up on Pluto

902
00:39:02.331 --> 00:39:06.100
with that other astronaut,
Lance Armstrong.

903
00:39:06.100 --> 00:39:10.025
- Okay, Armstrong is not a
universal name for astronauts.

904
00:39:10.025 --> 00:39:11.493
Do you another pizza?

905
00:39:11.493 --> 00:39:12.922
- Fuck yeah, how much is it?

906
00:39:12.922 --> 00:39:15.089
- $25.
- Sweet, I got that.

907
00:39:16.116 --> 00:39:19.234
Here you go, sister. You're the greatest.

908
00:39:19.234 --> 00:39:20.824
- All right.
- Nice hair.

909
00:39:20.824 --> 00:39:24.584
(Bill whistles)
- Fucking stoner.

910
00:39:24.584 --> 00:39:27.075
Can I get one of them
Lance Armstrong pizzas too?

911
00:39:27.075 --> 00:39:30.158
(upbeat salsa music)

912
00:39:33.540 --> 00:39:37.707
- She will be rubbing that,
be rubbing shit, shit.

913
00:39:40.118 --> 00:39:41.035
- Hey!
- Ow!

914
00:39:42.385 --> 00:39:44.305
- Why you no like Jasmine?

915
00:39:44.305 --> 00:39:46.684
She very sexy woman.

916
00:39:46.684 --> 00:39:49.133
♪ I'll take another like a heli-chopper ♪

917
00:39:49.133 --> 00:39:51.996
♪ Up in the sky ♪
- I like your red rocket.

918
00:39:51.996 --> 00:39:53.561
- Oh, shit, yeah.

919
00:39:53.561 --> 00:39:54.562
- Gonna show me your red rocket?

920
00:39:54.562 --> 00:39:55.395
- [Cujo] Yeah.

921
00:39:55.395 --> 00:39:57.173
- Or your (speaks in foreign language)?

922
00:39:57.173 --> 00:39:59.942
Yeah, bot for me, motherfucker!

923
00:39:59.942 --> 00:40:02.271
(both moaning)

924
00:40:02.271 --> 00:40:06.694
(Jasmine speaks in foreign language)

925
00:40:06.694 --> 00:40:07.646
- [Cujo] Just a little bit.

926
00:40:07.646 --> 00:40:09.216
- What? Now yeah.

927
00:40:09.216 --> 00:40:10.540
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

928
00:40:10.540 --> 00:40:13.207
Do it, you bad boy, you bad boy!

929
00:40:15.207 --> 00:40:17.202
What the?
(Cujo moaning)

930
00:40:17.202 --> 00:40:19.766
What the, what the fuck, man?

931
00:40:19.766 --> 00:40:21.028
What you looking at?

932
00:40:21.028 --> 00:40:23.105
The fuck are you doing?

933
00:40:23.105 --> 00:40:24.022
- What, come on!

934
00:40:24.022 --> 00:40:25.062
- Have a real (speaks in
foreign language) right here

935
00:40:25.062 --> 00:40:26.219
and you're looking at porn?

936
00:40:26.219 --> 00:40:28.117
- Gets, well, it gets
me in the mood, come on.

937
00:40:28.117 --> 00:40:31.002
- What mood? Just get
the fuck out of my car.

938
00:40:31.002 --> 00:40:31.835
- Ow! Come on.

939
00:40:31.835 --> 00:40:33.224
My salami, come on.

940
00:40:33.224 --> 00:40:34.757
- Yeah, your salami or yourself

941
00:40:34.757 --> 00:40:37.625
out of my fucking car right now!

942
00:40:37.625 --> 00:40:38.735
Out!

943
00:40:38.735 --> 00:40:40.825
Doggy out! Bad boy!

944
00:40:40.825 --> 00:40:42.988
- You seem like a fucking crack head.

945
00:40:42.988 --> 00:40:43.905
- Fuck you!

946
00:40:45.095 --> 00:40:47.682
Fucker!
(Jasmine grunts)

947
00:40:47.682 --> 00:40:52.175
♪ Because we feel all right♪
- Jasmine, Jasmine.

948
00:40:52.175 --> 00:40:54.809
Yeah, she's cool and all, but,

949
00:40:54.809 --> 00:40:57.041
but sometimes she can
be a pain in the ass.

950
00:40:57.041 --> 00:40:59.186
- Did you just call me a pain in the ass?

951
00:40:59.186 --> 00:41:01.327
- No, no.
- Seth.

952
00:41:01.327 --> 00:41:04.459
- I know nothing about nothing.

953
00:41:04.459 --> 00:41:07.792
- You motherfucker.
- Oh, what the fuck!

954
00:41:08.913 --> 00:41:11.449
Oh!
(Cujo groans)

955
00:41:11.449 --> 00:41:15.153
- You better not be telling nice about me.

956
00:41:15.153 --> 00:41:18.585
Or I'll tell everybody how
you lasted less than a minute

957
00:41:18.585 --> 00:41:23.585
and ended up slobbering and
foaming all over your limp dick.

958
00:41:23.799 --> 00:41:24.632
Dick!
- Ow.

959
00:41:28.624 --> 00:41:33.124
- Is this for me?
(upbeat salsa music)

960
00:41:38.735 --> 00:41:39.568
- God.

961
00:41:41.356 --> 00:41:44.189
I think I love that fucking bitch.

962
00:41:55.533 --> 00:41:57.283
- Is everything okay?

963
00:41:58.243 --> 00:42:00.869
- Yeah, I'm good, babe.

964
00:42:00.869 --> 00:42:05.869
- Why are you so nervous?
(dramatic piano music)

965
00:42:09.290 --> 00:42:11.207
- Mom, but she's white!

966
00:42:12.179 --> 00:42:13.012
No reason.

967
00:42:15.083 --> 00:42:17.833
(Thomas exhales)

968
00:42:20.655 --> 00:42:21.613
- Thomas.

969
00:42:21.613 --> 00:42:24.308
- Hmm?
- Are you gonna knock?

970
00:42:24.308 --> 00:42:29.308
- Hey, how you doing?
(knocking on the door)

971
00:42:30.456 --> 00:42:31.914
(gong vibrating)
- Hey!

972
00:42:31.914 --> 00:42:36.081
(mom speaks in foreign language)

973
00:42:37.620 --> 00:42:39.611
- Mom!
- Is everything okay?

974
00:42:39.611 --> 00:42:40.444
- Yeah, no it's cool,

975
00:42:40.444 --> 00:42:41.314
she said you're super pretty.

976
00:42:41.314 --> 00:42:43.306
She's just, she's going
through some things right now.

977
00:42:43.306 --> 00:42:45.621
She has like ADD, she's
like on her period,

978
00:42:45.621 --> 00:42:47.418
her last period, she's
going through menopause.

979
00:42:47.418 --> 00:42:48.665
- Oh my God, should we
come back when she feels?

980
00:42:48.665 --> 00:42:50.576
- No, no, no, no, no,
please, please come in.

981
00:42:50.576 --> 00:42:51.584
Please come in.

982
00:42:51.584 --> 00:42:53.855
(mom speaks in foreign language)

983
00:42:53.855 --> 00:42:55.677
(Thomas laughs)
- Don't be stupid mom.

984
00:42:55.677 --> 00:42:57.827
Excuse me one second, you guys, okay?

985
00:42:57.827 --> 00:42:59.738
- Please sit.

986
00:42:59.738 --> 00:43:04.281
(mom speaks in foreign language)

987
00:43:04.281 --> 00:43:05.114
- Ew, that's fucking gross,

988
00:43:05.114 --> 00:43:06.572
why are you talking like that?

989
00:43:06.572 --> 00:43:10.739
(mom speaks in foreign language)

990
00:43:12.347 --> 00:43:15.547
- Sorry. I put up with this everyday.

991
00:43:15.547 --> 00:43:17.049
(mom speaks in foreign language)

992
00:43:17.049 --> 00:43:18.765
- Thomas!
- What, no!

993
00:43:18.765 --> 00:43:22.848
(mom speaks in foreign language)

994
00:43:24.182 --> 00:43:27.364
My pullout game is amazing, okay? Hold on.

995
00:43:27.364 --> 00:43:30.650
Hello.
- I teach him to pull out.

996
00:43:30.650 --> 00:43:32.298
- [Anthony] I take it your mom met Chenae.

997
00:43:32.298 --> 00:43:34.425
- How'd you guess?
- Don't sweat it, man.

998
00:43:34.425 --> 00:43:35.482
I'll send an astronaut your way.

999
00:43:35.482 --> 00:43:37.319
Give me about 10 minutes.

1000
00:43:37.319 --> 00:43:38.652
- [Thomas] Okay?

1001
00:43:42.028 --> 00:43:44.778
(birds chirping)

1002
00:43:59.420 --> 00:44:03.534
- Oh, I thought you were
another one of our guests.

1003
00:44:03.534 --> 00:44:04.801
I have your money inside.

1004
00:44:04.801 --> 00:44:06.707
You wanna come on in?

1005
00:44:06.707 --> 00:44:10.409
♪ Hey, hey, let's go home ♪

1006
00:44:10.409 --> 00:44:14.049
♪ Hey, hey, let's get fucked up ♪

1007
00:44:14.049 --> 00:44:15.868
♪ What, get fucked up ♪

1008
00:44:15.868 --> 00:44:19.761
♪ Shut down, fucked up ♪
- Pizza's here!

1009
00:44:19.761 --> 00:44:21.501
- [Everybody] Fucking pizza!

1010
00:44:21.501 --> 00:44:24.243
- Just love the name of the pizza place.

1011
00:44:24.243 --> 00:44:28.590
Fucking pizza, it just
fits this group perfectly.

1012
00:44:28.590 --> 00:44:32.262
- Actually it's pronounced Phu King, but.

1013
00:44:32.262 --> 00:44:33.679
- it's 25, right?

1014
00:44:35.670 --> 00:44:36.503
- Yeah.

1015
00:44:37.745 --> 00:44:38.828
Are you guys-

1016
00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:40.917
- Swingers?

1017
00:44:42.539 --> 00:44:43.372
Yes.

1018
00:44:44.426 --> 00:44:46.020
- Wait, those actually happen?

1019
00:44:46.020 --> 00:44:47.016
- They do.

1020
00:44:47.016 --> 00:44:48.397
They actually happen.

1021
00:44:48.397 --> 00:44:51.491
They're a lot, a lot of fun.

1022
00:44:51.491 --> 00:44:53.651
- That pizza boy is hot.

1023
00:44:53.651 --> 00:44:56.103
I will fuck him when we're done.

1024
00:44:56.103 --> 00:44:57.921
- Ooh, goodie.

1025
00:44:57.921 --> 00:44:59.346
Care to join us?

1026
00:44:59.346 --> 00:45:00.959
Come on, yes you do, come on.

1027
00:45:00.959 --> 00:45:02.959
I have a live one!
- Woo!

1028
00:45:04.222 --> 00:45:06.828
♪ Let's get fucked up ♪

1029
00:45:06.828 --> 00:45:11.411
- So mom, is this the best
pizza you've ever had or what?

1030
00:45:11.411 --> 00:45:14.122
(mom laughing)
- Oh yeah.

1031
00:45:14.122 --> 00:45:17.565
It's very good.
(mom laughing)

1032
00:45:17.565 --> 00:45:19.153
- Your mom speaks English.

1033
00:45:19.153 --> 00:45:21.793
- Oh, yeah, she just doesn't like to

1034
00:45:21.793 --> 00:45:24.904
'cause she doesn't like white people.

1035
00:45:24.904 --> 00:45:27.682
Yeah, I know, I know.
- Me neither.

1036
00:45:27.682 --> 00:45:29.540
(both laughing)

1037
00:45:29.540 --> 00:45:32.540
- Mom, so do you like my girlfriend?

1038
00:45:33.535 --> 00:45:34.452
- Oh, yeah.

1039
00:45:36.066 --> 00:45:37.566
She's very pretty.

1040
00:45:39.156 --> 00:45:41.964
- Oh, thank you Mrs. King.

1041
00:45:41.964 --> 00:45:43.881
You have a lovely home.

1042
00:45:46.753 --> 00:45:47.753
- Thank you.

1043
00:45:48.922 --> 00:45:53.129
- You know, my son look very happy lately.

1044
00:45:53.129 --> 00:45:58.046
- I am very happy right now.
(mom giggling)

1045
00:46:00.566 --> 00:46:03.899
What? There's no more, I'm still hungry.

1046
00:46:05.068 --> 00:46:07.774
- Hey, mom, I can order
another pizza, okay?

1047
00:46:07.774 --> 00:46:10.795
- Order two more son.
- Okay, all right,

1048
00:46:10.795 --> 00:46:13.787
you got it, dad.
(all giggling)

1049
00:46:13.787 --> 00:46:15.120
I love you guys.

1050
00:46:17.322 --> 00:46:19.528
- Oh man, it's so hot out today, huh?

1051
00:46:19.528 --> 00:46:20.476
- I know.

1052
00:46:20.476 --> 00:46:22.154
- Don't know why the hell
I wear this stupid sweater

1053
00:46:22.154 --> 00:46:23.623
all the time.
- It looks cute

1054
00:46:23.623 --> 00:46:24.831
on you though, so.

1055
00:46:24.831 --> 00:46:25.814
- Oh,

1056
00:46:25.814 --> 00:46:27.611
thanks.
- Yeah.

1057
00:46:27.611 --> 00:46:28.731
- Yeah.

1058
00:46:28.731 --> 00:46:30.935
So how're you liking it here so far?

1059
00:46:30.935 --> 00:46:33.251
- It's good, yeah.
- Yeah?

1060
00:46:33.251 --> 00:46:35.019
- I mean, I like spending time with you.

1061
00:46:35.019 --> 00:46:36.003
You make things more fun.

1062
00:46:36.003 --> 00:46:37.153
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1063
00:46:37.153 --> 00:46:38.127
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1064
00:46:38.127 --> 00:46:39.404
(both chuckling)

1065
00:46:39.404 --> 00:46:44.064
- Well maybe we should hang
out sometime, you know,

1066
00:46:44.064 --> 00:46:45.209
get to know each other a little better.

1067
00:46:45.209 --> 00:46:47.186
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd love that.

1068
00:46:47.186 --> 00:46:48.044
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1069
00:46:48.044 --> 00:46:50.094
- All right, cool.

1070
00:46:50.094 --> 00:46:51.468
- So I have a question.

1071
00:46:51.468 --> 00:46:52.301
What's the difference

1072
00:46:52.301 --> 00:46:55.265
between all the pizzas that you guys sell?

1073
00:46:55.265 --> 00:46:58.774
- Well, a couple of examples,
we have a blast from the past

1074
00:46:58.774 --> 00:47:00.515
which gets people so high

1075
00:47:00.515 --> 00:47:03.902
that they like see their
dead relatives and shit.

1076
00:47:03.902 --> 00:47:04.917
And then I know, I know.

1077
00:47:04.917 --> 00:47:06.616
And then you have the astronaut

1078
00:47:06.616 --> 00:47:09.011
which gets you so high,
think you're up in space.

1079
00:47:09.011 --> 00:47:10.395
- Oh.
(Ariel laughs)

1080
00:47:10.395 --> 00:47:12.440
So do you smoke a lot?

1081
00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:15.393
(inhaling)
(whistle sliding)

1082
00:47:15.393 --> 00:47:17.141
(exhaling)
- No. No.

1083
00:47:17.141 --> 00:47:18.491
I mean, not really.

1084
00:47:18.491 --> 00:47:20.228
I mean a little, a little, a little

1085
00:47:20.228 --> 00:47:21.579
a little more than usual,
yeah, I guess you could say.

1086
00:47:21.579 --> 00:47:23.712
- You smoke a lot.

1087
00:47:23.712 --> 00:47:24.545
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1088
00:47:24.545 --> 00:47:26.628
- Yeah, yeah.
- It's okay.

1089
00:47:28.611 --> 00:47:30.917
- Listen, I have to, I have to head out.

1090
00:47:30.917 --> 00:47:32.041
I have to run home for lunch.

1091
00:47:32.041 --> 00:47:33.994
- But just stick around
for, with this for now

1092
00:47:33.994 --> 00:47:35.752
and then, yeah, I shouldn't be that long.

1093
00:47:35.752 --> 00:47:37.560
- Okay, well hurry back.
- All right, cool, come on.

1094
00:47:37.560 --> 00:47:38.393
- Okay.

1095
00:47:40.038 --> 00:47:40.980
- Hey, got it.

1096
00:47:40.980 --> 00:47:43.069
Yeah, man.
- Dude, what took you so long?

1097
00:47:43.069 --> 00:47:44.578
- I waited for Gus, he
went in the bathroom.

1098
00:47:44.578 --> 00:47:45.411
- I didn't want him to
see I'm taking shit.

1099
00:47:45.411 --> 00:47:46.842
- Man, what you doing?

1100
00:47:46.842 --> 00:47:48.570
You can't just dive in a pizza.

1101
00:47:48.570 --> 00:47:49.403
- Why not?

1102
00:47:49.403 --> 00:47:50.456
- This ain't no piece of plastic.

1103
00:47:50.456 --> 00:47:52.991
You just can't in it, this ain't no pool.

1104
00:47:52.991 --> 00:47:54.074
- I know what it is, all right.

1105
00:47:54.074 --> 00:47:55.875
- This got the Jamaican
goddess up in here.

1106
00:47:55.875 --> 00:47:57.393
- That's right.
- So you gotta pray

1107
00:47:57.393 --> 00:47:59.052
before you eat this pizza.
- What the fuck?

1108
00:47:59.052 --> 00:48:00.999
- You gotta have some faith in it.

1109
00:48:00.999 --> 00:48:01.832
- You serious?
- You, yes,

1110
00:48:01.832 --> 00:48:02.932
you got gotta have the Holy ghost

1111
00:48:02.932 --> 00:48:04.175
before you eat this pizza.

1112
00:48:04.175 --> 00:48:06.813
So let's do a prayer, I'ma
let you start out, come on.

1113
00:48:06.813 --> 00:48:09.728
Let's pray before that naked
mole rat come back out here.

1114
00:48:09.728 --> 00:48:10.561
- All right.
- Come on.

1115
00:48:10.561 --> 00:48:11.931
- All right.

1116
00:48:11.931 --> 00:48:13.614
Oh, dear Jamaican goddess.

1117
00:48:13.614 --> 00:48:15.644
Thank you for shining your light on us.

1118
00:48:15.644 --> 00:48:17.780
- Well.
- And giving us

1119
00:48:17.780 --> 00:48:20.341
these costumes and-
- Well.

1120
00:48:20.341 --> 00:48:22.347
- giving us this appetite.

1121
00:48:22.347 --> 00:48:24.796
- Well.
- And thank you

1122
00:48:24.796 --> 00:48:26.386
for making us high.
- Hallelujah.

1123
00:48:26.386 --> 00:48:27.476
Thank you Jesus.

1124
00:48:27.476 --> 00:48:30.290
- Oh my God.
- Oh my goodness.

1125
00:48:30.290 --> 00:48:31.216
- Thank you.

1126
00:48:31.216 --> 00:48:33.999
(both laughing)

1127
00:48:33.999 --> 00:48:38.833
- Once these two pizza boys
miss their deadline tonight,

1128
00:48:38.833 --> 00:48:41.250
it'll be their last delivery.

1129
00:48:47.012 --> 00:48:48.431
- Hey, man, Gabby wants
to know if you're hungry.

1130
00:48:48.431 --> 00:48:51.589
She can warm up some food for you.

1131
00:48:51.589 --> 00:48:53.948
- I'm not really hungry, thanks.

1132
00:48:53.948 --> 00:48:54.865
- You okay?

1133
00:48:58.032 --> 00:48:59.217
- Not really.

1134
00:48:59.217 --> 00:49:00.050
- What's, what's wrong.

1135
00:49:00.050 --> 00:49:02.359
Ah, Anthony, don't tell me,
you got a girl pregnant.

1136
00:49:02.359 --> 00:49:03.814
- No.
- Whew.

1137
00:49:03.814 --> 00:49:05.564
- It's not like that.

1138
00:49:10.401 --> 00:49:12.739
I owe a lot of money to
that guy, Playa Playa.

1139
00:49:12.739 --> 00:49:13.739
- Damn, son.

1140
00:49:14.905 --> 00:49:18.880
Shit, and I hear Playa Playa doesn't play.

1141
00:49:18.880 --> 00:49:20.459
That sounded kinda weird.

1142
00:49:20.459 --> 00:49:21.326
- Yeah, when you say it out loud.

1143
00:49:21.326 --> 00:49:23.879
- I know I said it.
- Yeah.

1144
00:49:23.879 --> 00:49:26.955
- Hey, you know when I look at you,

1145
00:49:26.955 --> 00:49:31.112
you remind me a lot of
myself when I was your age.

1146
00:49:31.112 --> 00:49:32.355
That's not what I meant.

1147
00:49:32.355 --> 00:49:34.761
What I meant was when I
was your age I fell in love

1148
00:49:34.761 --> 00:49:37.965
with your mother, God, rest her soul.

1149
00:49:37.965 --> 00:49:40.442
She was the most beautiful
woman I'd ever seen.

1150
00:49:40.442 --> 00:49:42.616
And then your grandpa, he
puts a shotgun in my face.

1151
00:49:42.616 --> 00:49:44.144
I'm like, whoa, dude, hold on, man.

1152
00:49:44.144 --> 00:49:45.343
I didn't screw you a goat,

1153
00:49:45.343 --> 00:49:46.176
(imitates bleating)

1154
00:49:46.176 --> 00:49:47.780
that doesn't spell (speaks
in foreign language).

1155
00:49:47.780 --> 00:49:50.484
And if it does, prove it, better
yet, check the semen on it.

1156
00:49:50.484 --> 00:49:51.578
It's not even mine.

1157
00:49:51.578 --> 00:49:54.684
As a matter of fact, I remember
like it was just yesterday.

1158
00:49:54.684 --> 00:49:57.428
I met your mom.
(voice distorts)

1159
00:49:57.428 --> 00:49:59.957
But it was after mass of
course, it was after mass.

1160
00:49:59.957 --> 00:50:01.164
(voice distorts)
I said, you know what,

1161
00:50:01.164 --> 00:50:02.644
to hell with the devil,

1162
00:50:02.644 --> 00:50:04.724
we're gonna get married now.

1163
00:50:04.724 --> 00:50:06.622
(dad chuckles)

1164
00:50:06.622 --> 00:50:11.006
Oh man, that's such a nice
story, don't you think?

1165
00:50:11.006 --> 00:50:13.103
- I'm not gonna lie.

1166
00:50:13.103 --> 00:50:14.983
I wasn't really listening.
(dad chuckles)

1167
00:50:14.983 --> 00:50:17.236
- Look, son, the point is,

1168
00:50:17.236 --> 00:50:20.457
sometimes it life, you just
gotta roll with the punches.

1169
00:50:20.457 --> 00:50:23.228
I'm sure you'll figured something out.

1170
00:50:23.228 --> 00:50:25.751
(hand slamming butt)

1171
00:50:25.751 --> 00:50:27.924
- Okay, we gotta go.

1172
00:50:27.924 --> 00:50:31.424
The rolling pit, ah, dad, you are a freak.

1173
00:50:32.521 --> 00:50:34.111
(girl moaning)

1174
00:50:34.111 --> 00:50:35.694
- Yeah, behind her.

1175
00:50:36.753 --> 00:50:38.420
- You little fucker!

1176
00:50:42.961 --> 00:50:46.461
- [Cujo] Knew you'd like Cujo style, baby.

1177
00:50:47.723 --> 00:50:49.920
Cujo style! Yeah!

1178
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:50.753
Ah,

1179
00:50:50.753 --> 00:50:51.596
aha,

1180
00:50:51.596 --> 00:50:54.732
ah, I knew you'd like
Cujo style, baby, come on.

1181
00:50:54.732 --> 00:50:56.982
You know you love it, yeah.

1182
00:50:59.196 --> 00:51:00.029
- Get out!

1183
00:51:00.029 --> 00:51:01.002
- What?
- What the fuck you doing,

1184
00:51:01.002 --> 00:51:02.711
man?
- What?

1185
00:51:02.711 --> 00:51:03.794
- Gross! Ugh!

1186
00:51:05.913 --> 00:51:06.996
- Wait! Wait!

1187
00:51:08.574 --> 00:51:09.927
Fucking foot.

1188
00:51:09.927 --> 00:51:10.760
Hey, wait.

1189
00:51:11.919 --> 00:51:13.154
Wait!

1190
00:51:13.154 --> 00:51:15.521
I can't help it, it's a disease!

1191
00:51:15.521 --> 00:51:19.195
- Ugh, wipe your, ugh, fuck, gross.

1192
00:51:19.195 --> 00:51:20.755
- Sorry.

1193
00:51:20.755 --> 00:51:22.564
- You don't have to do
that to yourself, man.

1194
00:51:22.564 --> 00:51:25.064
Just abuse yourself like that.

1195
00:51:26.069 --> 00:51:27.651
- I don't have the money to pay a hooker

1196
00:51:27.651 --> 00:51:30.006
to do it for me, come on.

1197
00:51:30.006 --> 00:51:33.225
(Jasmine scoffing)

1198
00:51:33.225 --> 00:51:35.392
Wait, where are you going?

1199
00:51:36.894 --> 00:51:37.811
- Fuck off!

1200
00:51:39.184 --> 00:51:43.934
- What about old faithful?
(Cujo yelling)

1201
00:51:45.700 --> 00:51:46.533
Fuck!

1202
00:51:54.620 --> 00:51:56.946
- I hate working with stoners.

1203
00:51:56.946 --> 00:52:00.719
- Dammit, the fucker, Cujo, the dammit!

1204
00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:03.084
Cujo, what do I need to
do to make you understand

1205
00:52:03.084 --> 00:52:04.089
that I like you?

1206
00:52:04.089 --> 00:52:06.957
Seriously, dude, how can
I be more freaking clear?

1207
00:52:06.957 --> 00:52:10.040
Ugh!
(Jasmine grunts)

1208
00:52:12.124 --> 00:52:15.234
You're crazy! Crazy.
- Jasmine?

1209
00:52:15.234 --> 00:52:16.067
- What?

1210
00:52:17.444 --> 00:52:20.602
(lady laughs)
- No.

1211
00:52:20.602 --> 00:52:24.352
That is mine.
(both laughing)

1212
00:52:27.129 --> 00:52:29.528
What do you want?
- More pizza.

1213
00:52:29.528 --> 00:52:32.445
How long have we been sitting here?

1214
00:52:33.762 --> 00:52:34.893
- Whoa, excuse me?

1215
00:52:34.893 --> 00:52:37.390
- Yes.
- Is it tomorrow yet?

1216
00:52:37.390 --> 00:52:39.217
- No, but You two have been sitting here

1217
00:52:39.217 --> 00:52:43.634
for almost two hours.
(both laughing)

1218
00:52:52.567 --> 00:52:54.646
- Grandpa Harry?

1219
00:52:54.646 --> 00:52:57.732
Grandpa, Harry, is that you?

1220
00:52:57.732 --> 00:52:59.680
- Aunt Chelsea

1221
00:52:59.680 --> 00:53:01.001
Is that really you?

1222
00:53:01.001 --> 00:53:04.014
- How?
(both laughing)

1223
00:53:04.014 --> 00:53:07.084
- Did you two order blast
from the past pizza?

1224
00:53:07.084 --> 00:53:10.049
(both laughing)
- Really good,

1225
00:53:10.049 --> 00:53:11.483
but I need a moment.

1226
00:53:11.483 --> 00:53:14.462
I haven't seen my grandfather in 15 years.

1227
00:53:14.462 --> 00:53:16.120
And I would like to speak with him.

1228
00:53:16.120 --> 00:53:18.508
(both laughing)
- Yes!

1229
00:53:18.508 --> 00:53:19.341
Hi.
- Yeah,

1230
00:53:21.258 --> 00:53:22.465
sure, have fun.

1231
00:53:22.465 --> 00:53:25.548
(laughing continues)

1232
00:53:34.842 --> 00:53:35.779
- What's wrong?

1233
00:53:35.779 --> 00:53:37.405
- What is wrong?

1234
00:53:37.405 --> 00:53:38.956
You're asking me what's wrong.

1235
00:53:38.956 --> 00:53:40.503
I'll tell you what's wrong.

1236
00:53:40.503 --> 00:53:42.465
Cujo, that is what's wrong.

1237
00:53:42.465 --> 00:53:43.512
- What did he do?

1238
00:53:43.512 --> 00:53:44.436
- What he do?

1239
00:53:44.436 --> 00:53:47.148
He call me hooker, a whore.

1240
00:53:47.148 --> 00:53:48.991
Do I look like a whore to you?

1241
00:53:48.991 --> 00:53:50.067
Look at me.

1242
00:53:50.067 --> 00:53:51.354
- Not at all.

1243
00:53:51.354 --> 00:53:54.391
Cujo needs a hooker, a
whore, a woman of the night.

1244
00:53:54.391 --> 00:53:55.930
- I know.

1245
00:53:55.930 --> 00:53:56.936
I'm ready.

1246
00:53:56.936 --> 00:53:58.381
- Give the Jasmine.

1247
00:53:58.381 --> 00:54:01.131
Love, love is like a pizza, okay?

1248
00:54:02.359 --> 00:54:03.942
The crest is trust.

1249
00:54:05.412 --> 00:54:07.662
The sauce is communication.

1250
00:54:09.581 --> 00:54:12.588
Cheese, cheese is laughter.

1251
00:54:12.588 --> 00:54:15.657
The pepperoni, that's that good stuff.

1252
00:54:15.657 --> 00:54:16.592
That good lovin'.

1253
00:54:16.592 --> 00:54:17.806
What you wanna do is you wanna get

1254
00:54:17.806 --> 00:54:20.006
all of those together, okay?

1255
00:54:20.006 --> 00:54:22.920
You wanna put 'em in the
oven, you wanna bake 'em

1256
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:26.755
'til the cheese melts and that
pepperoni soaks into that,

1257
00:54:26.755 --> 00:54:29.070
soaks into that crust.

1258
00:54:29.070 --> 00:54:30.891
- You wanna pin the box,

1259
00:54:30.891 --> 00:54:33.695
and take it out for delivery.

1260
00:54:33.695 --> 00:54:35.440
No, right now, you got a delivery.

1261
00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:36.273
- Oh.

1262
00:54:36.273 --> 00:54:38.394
- Awesome, thanks, Jasmine, high five.

1263
00:54:38.394 --> 00:54:39.798
Go get it.

1264
00:54:39.798 --> 00:54:40.821
- [Anthony] So dude.

1265
00:54:40.821 --> 00:54:42.383
- Oh, what's up doc.

1266
00:54:42.383 --> 00:54:44.458
Just chillin' man, trying to ease my mind,

1267
00:54:44.458 --> 00:54:45.751
get a tan, you know?

1268
00:54:45.751 --> 00:54:47.401
- So, what's up?

1269
00:54:47.401 --> 00:54:50.121
- Hey, what's up with
you and the new girl?

1270
00:54:50.121 --> 00:54:51.737
- I really don't know yet.

1271
00:54:51.737 --> 00:54:53.091
What do you think of her?

1272
00:54:53.091 --> 00:54:54.393
- She seems cool, man.

1273
00:54:54.393 --> 00:54:57.568
Sexy, yeah.
- She seems really sweet.

1274
00:54:57.568 --> 00:55:00.207
- Yeah. You gonna smash her or what?

1275
00:55:00.207 --> 00:55:02.737
- Ha! It's not like that, man.

1276
00:55:02.737 --> 00:55:04.917
- What you mean is not like that?

1277
00:55:04.917 --> 00:55:07.101
- It's different, you know?

1278
00:55:07.101 --> 00:55:08.059
- All right, man, well look,

1279
00:55:08.059 --> 00:55:11.408
whatever you do, just make
sure you keep Isabella

1280
00:55:11.408 --> 00:55:13.643
as far away from her as you can.

1281
00:55:13.643 --> 00:55:17.060
That girl is a crazy psycho killer bitch.

1282
00:55:28.731 --> 00:55:30.181
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

1283
00:55:30.181 --> 00:55:31.475
- Excuse me?

1284
00:55:31.475 --> 00:55:32.997
- Who are you?

1285
00:55:32.997 --> 00:55:34.230
- Excuse me.

1286
00:55:34.230 --> 00:55:35.063
- Ugh!

1287
00:55:37.954 --> 00:55:39.272
- Ariel.

1288
00:55:39.272 --> 00:55:40.105
- Ariel?

1289
00:55:41.762 --> 00:55:44.841
- Anthony, come quick, Isabella out front

1290
00:55:44.841 --> 00:55:46.725
and she 'cause big problems.

1291
00:55:46.725 --> 00:55:49.054
- Oh, Ariel like the bitch fish

1292
00:55:49.054 --> 00:55:50.949
from like the "Under The Sea" movie?

1293
00:55:50.949 --> 00:55:53.577
Oh my gosh, I thought that it, hey.

1294
00:55:53.577 --> 00:55:54.441
- What the hell are you doing?

1295
00:55:54.441 --> 00:55:56.121
Remember, you can't be coming up here.

1296
00:55:56.121 --> 00:55:57.806
- Why can't I be coming up here?

1297
00:55:57.806 --> 00:56:00.926
- Because you make Gus
nervous with your crazy ass.

1298
00:56:00.926 --> 00:56:02.826
- I have 911 on speed dial.

1299
00:56:02.826 --> 00:56:04.586
- God you're a pussy.

1300
00:56:04.586 --> 00:56:05.549
So what up?

1301
00:56:05.549 --> 00:56:07.407
Are we getting back together or what?

1302
00:56:07.407 --> 00:56:08.569
- Or what.

1303
00:56:08.569 --> 00:56:09.658
- Shut your vagina, Thomas!

1304
00:56:09.658 --> 00:56:10.891
No, one's talking to you!

1305
00:56:10.891 --> 00:56:12.726
- We're not getting back
together, all right?

1306
00:56:12.726 --> 00:56:13.559
- What?

1307
00:56:14.637 --> 00:56:16.788
Is it because of that bitch?

1308
00:56:16.788 --> 00:56:18.352
- The fuck you just call me?

1309
00:56:18.352 --> 00:56:19.491
- Hey, don't call her that.

1310
00:56:19.491 --> 00:56:20.562
- Did you get in her panties yet?

1311
00:56:20.562 --> 00:56:22.446
- It's her first day.

1312
00:56:22.446 --> 00:56:25.504
- Yeah, like I said, did
you get in her panties yet?

1313
00:56:25.504 --> 00:56:27.182
She looks like the type
that gives it away.

1314
00:56:27.182 --> 00:56:28.622
This girl had dick for breakfast.

1315
00:56:28.622 --> 00:56:31.444
(Thomas laughs)

1316
00:56:31.444 --> 00:56:35.965
Come on, baby, you know
I can't get over you.

1317
00:56:35.965 --> 00:56:40.300
(explosion rumbling)
- What have you done?

1318
00:56:40.300 --> 00:56:41.717
What've you done?

1319
00:56:46.074 --> 00:56:48.907
- Was it worth liking her picture?

1320
00:56:50.205 --> 00:56:51.302
(Isabella giggles)

1321
00:56:51.302 --> 00:56:53.497
- You know, the best way to
get over somebody is to get

1322
00:56:53.497 --> 00:56:54.699
under somebody, bruh,

1323
00:56:54.699 --> 00:56:57.129
and she smashed everybody on the block.

1324
00:56:57.129 --> 00:56:57.962
- Can it, Thomas!

1325
00:56:57.962 --> 00:57:02.562
Oh, I'll take my heel off
and I'll shove it so far!

1326
00:57:02.562 --> 00:57:04.405
Why don't you wanna be with me?

1327
00:57:04.405 --> 00:57:06.668
- Seriously? You cheated
on me like 14 times.

1328
00:57:06.668 --> 00:57:07.501
- 17.

1329
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:10.586
- Seriously, dude?
- Yeah bro.

1330
00:57:10.586 --> 00:57:13.207
I have it marked every day in my calendar

1331
00:57:13.207 --> 00:57:16.220
for every time that you called
me up crying like a bitch

1332
00:57:16.220 --> 00:57:17.795
because she cheated on you.

1333
00:57:17.795 --> 00:57:22.545
Trust me, Isabella is a lying,
dirty, funky, diseased ho.

1334
00:57:24.304 --> 00:57:25.466
- Shut the hell up.

1335
00:57:25.466 --> 00:57:26.423
Go smoke a Dick.

1336
00:57:26.423 --> 00:57:29.198
- I learned how to do
it from watching you.

1337
00:57:29.198 --> 00:57:30.104
- What?

1338
00:57:30.104 --> 00:57:32.527
- That didn't sound right.

1339
00:57:32.527 --> 00:57:34.204
- Look, you need to go, all right?

1340
00:57:34.204 --> 00:57:35.704
Gus, call 'em now.

1341
00:57:37.577 --> 00:57:41.899
- You need to stop staring
'cause I will kick your ass.

1342
00:57:41.899 --> 00:57:44.401
- Try it.
- Ladies, come on.

1343
00:57:44.401 --> 00:57:45.833
- Man, let 'em go.
- Thomas.

1344
00:57:45.833 --> 00:57:48.952
- Listen, slut, I can call you that right?

1345
00:57:48.952 --> 00:57:51.166
Your fucking face is like a car accident.

1346
00:57:51.166 --> 00:57:53.453
It's just so grotesque and tragic

1347
00:57:53.453 --> 00:57:56.658
but I cannot fucking stop looking away.

1348
00:57:56.658 --> 00:57:58.517
- Fuck you, bitch.

1349
00:57:58.517 --> 00:58:00.313
- Oh!
- Oh, hell no!

1350
00:58:00.313 --> 00:58:01.417
- Let her come at me!

1351
00:58:01.417 --> 00:58:03.340
(chaotic yelling)

1352
00:58:03.340 --> 00:58:05.008
- Get out of here, now!

1353
00:58:05.008 --> 00:58:06.475
- You're on a death watch!

1354
00:58:06.475 --> 00:58:09.586
- You're not gonna do shit, bitch!

1355
00:58:09.586 --> 00:58:11.253
- Fuck you, asshole!

1356
00:58:12.502 --> 00:58:14.835
Best Phu King pizza, my ass.

1357
00:58:17.878 --> 00:58:20.223
- Cops are on their way!

1358
00:58:20.223 --> 00:58:21.601
- Yeah.

1359
00:58:21.601 --> 00:58:24.491
- She is like sexy in a crazy way.

1360
00:58:24.491 --> 00:58:27.658
(everyone applauding)

1361
00:58:30.568 --> 00:58:33.212
- Hey, Gus, call the cops back
man, tell 'em not to come.

1362
00:58:33.212 --> 00:58:35.586
- I never called 'em, I was bluffing.

1363
00:58:35.586 --> 00:58:38.336
(door squeaking)

1364
00:58:39.914 --> 00:58:41.872
- Hey guys, hey, hey, hey!

1365
00:58:41.872 --> 00:58:43.615
Listen, we need y'all in the office

1366
00:58:43.615 --> 00:58:44.573
for a quick safety meeting, all right?

1367
00:58:44.573 --> 00:58:45.740
You too, Seth.

1368
00:58:56.023 --> 00:58:59.161
Guys, y'all remember
how we almost got shut

1369
00:58:59.161 --> 00:59:00.272
down a while back, right?

1370
00:59:00.272 --> 00:59:01.683
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1371
00:59:01.683 --> 00:59:03.800
- But no matter how bad
things got Thomas made sure

1372
00:59:03.800 --> 00:59:06.839
all of us got paid on time without fail.

1373
00:59:06.839 --> 00:59:07.848
Part of our deal with Playa Playa is

1374
00:59:07.848 --> 00:59:09.215
that we pay him 20 grand every month

1375
00:59:09.215 --> 00:59:12.447
for using his Jamaican goddess.

1376
00:59:12.447 --> 00:59:16.367
But last night someone
stole our payment money.

1377
00:59:16.367 --> 00:59:17.669
- Don't look at me.

1378
00:59:17.669 --> 00:59:18.885
I didn't do it.

1379
00:59:18.885 --> 00:59:22.347
- I didn't do it either.
- It wasn't me, man.

1380
00:59:22.347 --> 00:59:24.078
- Hey, what about Gus?

1381
00:59:24.078 --> 00:59:25.941
- Man, we all know Gus is too stupid

1382
00:59:25.941 --> 00:59:28.077
to try something like that.

1383
00:59:28.077 --> 00:59:30.037
Bottom line is me and Anthony gotta pay

1384
00:59:30.037 --> 00:59:32.642
up by midnight tonight
or we get dealt with.

1385
00:59:32.642 --> 00:59:35.290
(Cujo laughs)
- Holy shit.

1386
00:59:35.290 --> 00:59:36.409
I'm working with two dead guys.

1387
00:59:36.409 --> 00:59:37.856
- Shut the fuck up.
- Ow!

1388
00:59:37.856 --> 00:59:39.965
- Boom.
- Okay. Okay.

1389
00:59:39.965 --> 00:59:42.978
I thought Playa Playa was all legit now.

1390
00:59:42.978 --> 00:59:44.183
- So did we.

1391
00:59:44.183 --> 00:59:46.426
Look Thomas and I put our money together

1392
00:59:46.426 --> 00:59:48.348
and if I take the roughly four
grand that we've made today

1393
00:59:48.348 --> 00:59:50.636
in sales, that puts us at about 16

1394
00:59:50.636 --> 00:59:52.721
but we're still four short.

1395
00:59:52.721 --> 00:59:53.888
- We are dead.

1396
00:59:55.666 --> 00:59:59.221
- Look, this is our fault, all right?

1397
00:59:59.221 --> 01:00:00.634
If things go bad, it's on us.

1398
01:00:00.634 --> 01:00:05.051
And if you guys wanna bail,
we completely understand.

1399
01:00:06.714 --> 01:00:09.797
- I have about $200 saved up at home.

1400
01:00:12.131 --> 01:00:14.725
It's yours if you want it, man.

1401
01:00:14.725 --> 01:00:16.507
- Thank you, man, thank you.
- Thank you.

1402
01:00:16.507 --> 01:00:18.090
- I have about 400.

1403
01:00:21.248 --> 01:00:22.239
- That's awesome, thank you.
- Thank you.

1404
01:00:22.239 --> 01:00:23.239
- Thank you.

1405
01:00:25.433 --> 01:00:28.576
- What? I got nothing, zilch.

1406
01:00:28.576 --> 01:00:31.466
All my porn subscription
sites are expensive.

1407
01:00:31.466 --> 01:00:35.316
- You have a fucking
problem, dude, you know that?

1408
01:00:35.316 --> 01:00:37.076
- That's okay, all right?

1409
01:00:37.076 --> 01:00:39.332
That gives us 600 more, right?

1410
01:00:39.332 --> 01:00:43.050
That means we're only $3,400 short.

1411
01:00:43.050 --> 01:00:44.251
Load up all your deliveries.

1412
01:00:44.251 --> 01:00:47.025
Remember to bring money
in on the way back.

1413
01:00:47.025 --> 01:00:48.506
Thomas, you and me.
- All right.

1414
01:00:48.506 --> 01:00:51.339
(edgy rock music)

1415
01:00:53.189 --> 01:00:58.189
(cat screeching)
(edgy rock music continues)

1416
01:01:03.914 --> 01:01:05.302
- Phu King Pizza!

1417
01:01:05.302 --> 01:01:06.719
- Phu King Pizza.

1418
01:01:08.599 --> 01:01:13.599
- Good night, papa.
(edgy rock music continues)

1419
01:01:32.670 --> 01:01:37.670
(boxes rumbling)
(edgy rock music continues)

1420
01:01:49.260 --> 01:01:54.260
(cash register dinging)
(edgy rock music continues)

1421
01:02:13.941 --> 01:02:18.941
(Cujo yelling)
(edgy rock music continues)

1422
01:02:19.518 --> 01:02:23.685
- Woo!
(edgy rock music continues)

1423
01:02:28.510 --> 01:02:29.343
- What's up?

1424
01:02:29.343 --> 01:02:33.260
Ah!
(edgy rock music continues)

1425
01:02:34.947 --> 01:02:39.947
- I can bite you, come on now.
(edgy rock music continues)

1426
01:02:50.094 --> 01:02:52.890
- A blowjob from a babe
with three nipples.

1427
01:02:52.890 --> 01:02:55.164
My papa's gonna be so proud.

1428
01:02:55.164 --> 01:02:55.997
Yeah!

1429
01:02:59.069 --> 01:03:02.217
- Okay, send Thomas, put
in a lights out, nice.

1430
01:03:02.217 --> 01:03:05.884
(edgy rock music continues)

1431
01:03:18.381 --> 01:03:21.640
(both yelling)
- Oh, oh my God.

1432
01:03:21.640 --> 01:03:23.136
We have 10 more pizzas to make.

1433
01:03:23.136 --> 01:03:25.553
- No, no, don't, no, no more.

1434
01:03:27.973 --> 01:03:29.306
No more!

1435
01:03:29.306 --> 01:03:30.358
(Chad laughing)
- Yeah,

1436
01:03:30.358 --> 01:03:31.235
I've got this sign all day.

1437
01:03:31.235 --> 01:03:32.373
- I can't even see it.

1438
01:03:32.373 --> 01:03:34.997
- Okay guys, listen up.

1439
01:03:34.997 --> 01:03:36.705
Chad.
- I'm Will, he's Chad.

1440
01:03:36.705 --> 01:03:38.457
- Yeah, I'm Chad and that's Will.

1441
01:03:38.457 --> 01:03:39.730
- Whatever.

1442
01:03:39.730 --> 01:03:43.775
Look, today was really, really bad, guys.

1443
01:03:43.775 --> 01:03:44.748
- What?
- What?

1444
01:03:44.748 --> 01:03:46.238
Hey.

1445
01:03:46.238 --> 01:03:47.803
What, our shit was solid.

1446
01:03:47.803 --> 01:03:48.636
- Yeah.

1447
01:03:50.232 --> 01:03:51.530
- You're kidding me, right?

1448
01:03:51.530 --> 01:03:55.037
- No, man, sign spin is a
lot harder than you think.

1449
01:03:55.037 --> 01:03:57.484
- All right, you're joking,
it's not hard at all.

1450
01:03:57.484 --> 01:03:58.933
- Have you ever tried it?

1451
01:03:58.933 --> 01:03:59.766
- No.

1452
01:04:02.709 --> 01:04:04.209
- Well, you should try it
'cause it's pretty hard.

1453
01:04:04.209 --> 01:04:05.700
- I don't have to,

1454
01:04:05.700 --> 01:04:08.593
I don't want, I don't have to
try it, okay? I'm a manager.

1455
01:04:08.593 --> 01:04:11.040
See that? It says Gus, manager.

1456
01:04:11.040 --> 01:04:12.980
I'm the boss here, okay?
- Okay.

1457
01:04:12.980 --> 01:04:14.067
- And you guys suck.

1458
01:04:14.067 --> 01:04:15.652
- You suck.

1459
01:04:15.652 --> 01:04:17.134
- [Chad] You must be blind.

1460
01:04:17.134 --> 01:04:20.334
- Look, you guys did
horrible today, shitty.

1461
01:04:20.334 --> 01:04:22.821
- So, which one of us got the job?

1462
01:04:22.821 --> 01:04:24.961
- Neither one of you got the job.

1463
01:04:24.961 --> 01:04:26.215
I'm not hiring you, either one

1464
01:04:26.215 --> 01:04:28.100
of your sorry asses.
- Man, that is fucked up, man.

1465
01:04:28.100 --> 01:04:30.678
- I had to wear this stupid
shit all day for nothing?

1466
01:04:30.678 --> 01:04:33.116
- Hey, hey.
- You said you was gonna hire

1467
01:04:33.116 --> 01:04:33.949
one of us.

1468
01:04:33.949 --> 01:04:35.321
- Well, you said one
of you guys were gonna

1469
01:04:35.321 --> 01:04:38.187
actually work, okay?
- Old naked mole rat.

1470
01:04:38.187 --> 01:04:40.663
- Turn your uniforms in, gimme your sign.

1471
01:04:40.663 --> 01:04:41.811
I'll be inside.

1472
01:04:41.811 --> 01:04:44.294
Thank you and goodbye.

1473
01:04:44.294 --> 01:04:48.019
(upbeat salsa music)

1474
01:04:48.019 --> 01:04:51.269
- Cujo, why is everyone in such a rush?

1475
01:04:52.414 --> 01:04:55.122
- I don't know nothing from nothing,

1476
01:04:55.122 --> 01:04:58.029
but we gotta come up with $3,400

1477
01:04:58.029 --> 01:05:02.682
or else Playa Playa's gonna
kill Anthony and Thomas.

1478
01:05:02.682 --> 01:05:04.891
- Okay, Who's Playa Playa

1479
01:05:04.891 --> 01:05:08.187
and why is he gonna
kill Anthony and Thomas?

1480
01:05:08.187 --> 01:05:09.515
- See, this is what happens

1481
01:05:09.515 --> 01:05:13.035
when Cujo doesn't release
his cracking, you know,

1482
01:05:13.035 --> 01:05:15.479
they got me all running around,

1483
01:05:15.479 --> 01:05:17.891
a dog cannot release his nut,

1484
01:05:17.891 --> 01:05:20.507
Jasmine's all pissed off at me.

1485
01:05:20.507 --> 01:05:23.840
She wants me to go to sex therapy, fuck.

1486
01:05:26.258 --> 01:05:27.371
- Answer my question

1487
01:05:27.371 --> 01:05:29.750
or I swear to God I
will kick the testicles

1488
01:05:29.750 --> 01:05:34.083
clean off your body.
(Cujo whimpers)

1489
01:05:36.151 --> 01:05:39.318
(upbeat salsa music)

1490
01:05:43.252 --> 01:05:45.835
- You know, two dead guys, man,

1491
01:05:46.849 --> 01:05:49.914
that's like more money for us.

1492
01:05:49.914 --> 01:05:51.896
- Fucking kidding, man?
- It's our space.

1493
01:05:51.896 --> 01:05:54.480
- Yeah, they're our friends,
dude, what the fuck?

1494
01:05:54.480 --> 01:05:57.032
- Not my problem.
- Fuck are we gonna do?

1495
01:05:57.032 --> 01:05:58.346
- I don't know.

1496
01:05:58.346 --> 01:06:00.379
- You know what? We should
all throw our tip money.

1497
01:06:00.379 --> 01:06:02.376
Just for today, you know, just in case.

1498
01:06:02.376 --> 01:06:05.809
- No, I can't give my tip money.

1499
01:06:05.809 --> 01:06:08.301
I got monthly porn sites to pay, come on.

1500
01:06:08.301 --> 01:06:10.741
- For fuck's sake, Cujo, you know what?

1501
01:06:10.741 --> 01:06:13.492
If you give your tip money,
I'll have sex with you.

1502
01:06:13.492 --> 01:06:14.325
All right?

1503
01:06:16.381 --> 01:06:17.943
- What is there to think about dude?

1504
01:06:17.943 --> 01:06:19.943
Get that boom, boom pow.

1505
01:06:21.570 --> 01:06:26.487
- But like paying Jasmine is
like calling Jasmine my whore,

1506
01:06:28.759 --> 01:06:30.766
which is sexy and all, but.

1507
01:06:30.766 --> 01:06:32.747
- You motherfucker!
- What?

1508
01:06:32.747 --> 01:06:35.217
- If you had half of a brain
in that thick skull of you,

1509
01:06:35.217 --> 01:06:37.972
you will realize that I fucking like you,

1510
01:06:37.972 --> 01:06:42.722
you stupid (speaks in foreign language).

1511
01:06:46.991 --> 01:06:48.741
- Not okay, see, man.

1512
01:06:54.769 --> 01:06:57.019
- Hey, what's up? I'm back.

1513
01:06:59.663 --> 01:07:01.659
Need some help?

1514
01:07:01.659 --> 01:07:04.825
- I need to talk to you, but not out here.

1515
01:07:04.825 --> 01:07:05.658
- Okay.

1516
01:07:11.069 --> 01:07:13.538
What's up, what's wrong?

1517
01:07:13.538 --> 01:07:15.131
- Cujo told me that you
were gonna be killed

1518
01:07:15.131 --> 01:07:17.653
because some drug dealer
guy with a stupid name.

1519
01:07:17.653 --> 01:07:19.927
- Playa Playa isn't even
a drug dealer anymore.

1520
01:07:19.927 --> 01:07:22.208
Wait, Cujo told you about that?

1521
01:07:22.208 --> 01:07:26.269
- That foamy mouthed, disg,
ooh man, I should stick my foot

1522
01:07:26.269 --> 01:07:28.342
up his ass, but he'd probably like it.

1523
01:07:28.342 --> 01:07:30.032
- Why aren't you just asking me?

1524
01:07:30.032 --> 01:07:32.108
- Why should I have to
tell you anything, huh?

1525
01:07:32.108 --> 01:07:34.753
This is your first day.

1526
01:07:34.753 --> 01:07:35.586
You know what, I don't even have time

1527
01:07:35.586 --> 01:07:36.758
for this right now, okay?

1528
01:07:36.758 --> 01:07:40.341
As you know I have a
lot of pizzas to sell.

1529
01:07:41.724 --> 01:07:43.813
- Is he always like this?

1530
01:07:43.813 --> 01:07:45.778
- Don't be mad at him.

1531
01:07:45.778 --> 01:07:47.528
This is all my fault.

1532
01:07:51.583 --> 01:07:54.852
- You know, this reminds me of "Hamlet."

1533
01:07:54.852 --> 01:07:58.685
When sorrows come, they
come not single spies,

1534
01:08:00.608 --> 01:08:04.608
but in battalions.
(thug crying)

1535
01:08:09.777 --> 01:08:11.610
What's wrong with you?

1536
01:08:13.113 --> 01:08:16.678
- He read the end of "Romeo And Juliet."

1537
01:08:16.678 --> 01:08:18.572
- Everyone dies, Shorty.

1538
01:08:18.572 --> 01:08:19.991
And they were just kids, man.

1539
01:08:19.991 --> 01:08:22.292
- Man, see, I told him
not to ruin it for me.

1540
01:08:22.292 --> 01:08:24.162
- I ruined it? I ruined shit, man.

1541
01:08:24.162 --> 01:08:26.131
- Yeah, you just told me how-
- Yeah, but don't listen.

1542
01:08:26.131 --> 01:08:28.231
- Like, how am I gonna
end that tootie, tootie

1543
01:08:28.231 --> 01:08:29.564
in my fucking ears?
- Oh man, you'd say

1544
01:08:29.564 --> 01:08:31.284
you ain't gotta hear it.
- You, shut up!

1545
01:08:31.284 --> 01:08:34.534
You should shut up and just drink this.

1546
01:08:37.822 --> 01:08:40.905
(mellow salsa music)

1547
01:08:42.112 --> 01:08:45.043
(phone ringing)

1548
01:08:45.043 --> 01:08:45.876
- What's up bro?

1549
01:08:45.876 --> 01:08:47.158
- Yeah. Can you do me a favor?

1550
01:08:47.158 --> 01:08:48.426
Can you meet me at the docks?

1551
01:08:48.426 --> 01:08:50.493
We're going down and I
don't wanna get blazed

1552
01:08:50.493 --> 01:08:52.410
with you one last time.

1553
01:08:56.294 --> 01:08:58.820
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm here bro.

1554
01:08:58.820 --> 01:09:00.535
Yeah. I'll see you in 10 minutes.

1555
01:09:00.535 --> 01:09:01.368
Okay.

1556
01:09:08.599 --> 01:09:11.599
- You look beat, are you okay, Seth?

1557
01:09:12.690 --> 01:09:13.523
Hey, at least you don't have to deal

1558
01:09:13.523 --> 01:09:15.850
with these crazy ass customers out there.

1559
01:09:15.850 --> 01:09:18.847
Can't be that bad back
here in the kitchen.

1560
01:09:18.847 --> 01:09:21.097
- I make all pizza all day.

1561
01:09:22.489 --> 01:09:25.530
I pee myself 'cause I
don't even go to bathroom.

1562
01:09:25.530 --> 01:09:28.738
- Well go to the bathroom
now, I could, go.

1563
01:09:28.738 --> 01:09:33.106
- In my country we don't
leave job unfinished.

1564
01:09:33.106 --> 01:09:35.463
- I can finish this for you, just go.

1565
01:09:35.463 --> 01:09:37.880
- No! You no touch my pizzas.

1566
01:09:38.811 --> 01:09:41.413
I break your fucking arm up to elbow.

1567
01:09:41.413 --> 01:09:44.157
Go, comb that fucked up
hair or something like that.

1568
01:09:44.157 --> 01:09:46.720
- Fine, you do it, asshole.

1569
01:09:46.720 --> 01:09:48.930
Don't piss yourself anymore,
that calls for violation.

1570
01:09:48.930 --> 01:09:52.097
(gentle guitar music)

1571
01:10:05.279 --> 01:10:06.739
- [Thomas] 'Sup, man?

1572
01:10:06.739 --> 01:10:07.572
- 'Sup?

1573
01:10:12.346 --> 01:10:13.179
(Thomas sighs)

1574
01:10:13.179 --> 01:10:16.523
- It's one hell of a mess, huh?

1575
01:10:16.523 --> 01:10:17.356
- Yeah.

1576
01:10:17.356 --> 01:10:21.023
- Look, man, this, this
is on me, all right?

1577
01:10:22.621 --> 01:10:25.544
If I hadn't messed everything
up at the pizza joint already,

1578
01:10:25.544 --> 01:10:27.710
we wouldn't even be in any
of this mess if I hadn't-

1579
01:10:27.710 --> 01:10:31.043
- Bro, hey, this isn't all on you, okay?

1580
01:10:32.675 --> 01:10:35.134
I mean there's no way you coulda
expected someone to rob us.

1581
01:10:35.134 --> 01:10:36.884
That's some bullshit.

1582
01:10:42.713 --> 01:10:46.657
- Still man, my parents put me in charge.

1583
01:10:46.657 --> 01:10:48.174
And look what happened.

1584
01:10:48.174 --> 01:10:51.232
We're gonna be dead in a couple hours.

1585
01:10:51.232 --> 01:10:55.062
I'm just, I'm sorry I got
you mixed up in all this.

1586
01:10:55.062 --> 01:10:58.562
I just, you know, I should've listen, man.

1587
01:11:00.252 --> 01:11:05.169
- Bro, I've known you pretty
much my entire life, you know?

1588
01:11:07.478 --> 01:11:08.985
I mean, you're the one who
convinced me to try weed

1589
01:11:08.985 --> 01:11:11.486
for the first time, you
remember that, you know?

1590
01:11:11.486 --> 01:11:13.471
I mean, if we die tonight,
we're going down together, man.

1591
01:11:13.471 --> 01:11:15.343
Fuck that shit.

1592
01:11:15.343 --> 01:11:16.681
Gotcha.
- Love you, bro.

1593
01:11:16.681 --> 01:11:17.827
- Love you, bro.

1594
01:11:17.827 --> 01:11:19.493
- Here you go.
- Last one of the night.

1595
01:11:19.493 --> 01:11:21.524
- Thank you, have a good night.

1596
01:11:21.524 --> 01:11:23.116
- Sir?
- Oh, hey, what's up?

1597
01:11:23.116 --> 01:11:23.949
How's it going?

1598
01:11:23.949 --> 01:11:28.199
- Hey, I'm sorry, we're
actually closing right now.

1599
01:11:29.417 --> 01:11:30.917
- Are you serious?

1600
01:11:32.414 --> 01:11:35.224
Houston, we have a problem.

1601
01:11:35.224 --> 01:11:38.414
I really need one of those
space pizzas from earlier.

1602
01:11:38.414 --> 01:11:42.649
That thing is like
intergalactic, mind blowing.

1603
01:11:42.649 --> 01:11:44.816
Isn't it you from earlier?

1604
01:11:47.261 --> 01:11:49.622
- I don't know, but I know
another guy named Bill,

1605
01:11:49.622 --> 01:11:51.115
I can go get him if you want.

1606
01:11:51.115 --> 01:11:53.114
- No, don't do that, don't do that.

1607
01:11:53.114 --> 01:11:54.433
- No?
- No.

1608
01:11:54.433 --> 01:11:55.788
So it's Bill?

1609
01:11:55.788 --> 01:11:59.130
- Oh wait, it is Bill.
(Bill laughs)

1610
01:11:59.130 --> 01:12:00.092
What's your name?

1611
01:12:00.092 --> 01:12:00.925
- I'm Ariel.

1612
01:12:00.925 --> 01:12:02.340
- Ariel, wow.

1613
01:12:02.340 --> 01:12:04.257
You're like that princess from the movies.

1614
01:12:04.257 --> 01:12:07.389
You even look like her a little.

1615
01:12:07.389 --> 01:12:12.222
- You know, Bill, you look so
different from this morning.

1616
01:12:13.165 --> 01:12:15.511
You know these pieces have like
really strong weed in them.

1617
01:12:15.511 --> 01:12:18.619
Like really, really strong.
- What?

1618
01:12:18.619 --> 01:12:20.549
That's fucking awesome.

1619
01:12:20.549 --> 01:12:21.985
I'll take 10.

1620
01:12:21.985 --> 01:12:25.291
- No, see, Bill, we're closing.

1621
01:12:25.291 --> 01:12:27.477
- Huge bummer, dude.
- I know.

1622
01:12:27.477 --> 01:12:28.416
- What?

1623
01:12:28.416 --> 01:12:32.432
I will make you my weed
princess Ariel from the movies.

1624
01:12:32.432 --> 01:12:35.437
- That's actually not a thing.

1625
01:12:35.437 --> 01:12:37.615
- Oh, have a good one kid.

1626
01:12:37.615 --> 01:12:38.448
- Okay.

1627
01:12:41.524 --> 01:12:43.068
- Yo, Shorty,

1628
01:12:43.068 --> 01:12:44.811
now why are we always
watching this place, Shorty?

1629
01:12:44.811 --> 01:12:49.240
because I said so and who the
hell are you to question me?

1630
01:12:49.240 --> 01:12:51.766
- Why you always got to
be upsetting the man, bro?

1631
01:12:51.766 --> 01:12:53.937
- Man, I just asked him
a question, all right?

1632
01:12:53.937 --> 01:12:56.784
- Yeah, but don't ask stupid questions.

1633
01:12:56.784 --> 01:12:58.393
- How the fuck am I supposed
to know what's stupid

1634
01:12:58.393 --> 01:12:59.873
and not stupid?
- It's common sense, bro.

1635
01:12:59.873 --> 01:13:01.215
- So now I'm the stupid motherfucker

1636
01:13:01.215 --> 01:13:02.213
for not knowing the difference.

1637
01:13:02.213 --> 01:13:03.304
- I ain't calling you stupid.

1638
01:13:03.304 --> 01:13:04.137
I said your questions-
- well it sounds

1639
01:13:04.137 --> 01:13:05.372
like you're fucking calling me stupid.

1640
01:13:05.372 --> 01:13:07.639
- No, I said your question was stupid.

1641
01:13:07.639 --> 01:13:08.472
- Not knowing the difference, right?

1642
01:13:08.472 --> 01:13:10.318
I didn't say that shit.
- Well, you, it sounds like-

1643
01:13:10.318 --> 01:13:11.151
- Yo, both of you shut up,

1644
01:13:11.151 --> 01:13:14.901
before I bounce both
your heads off the wall.

1645
01:13:22.839 --> 01:13:24.045
(knocking on door)

1646
01:13:24.045 --> 01:13:26.044
- Anthony!
- Damn, bro.

1647
01:13:26.044 --> 01:13:27.514
That's crazy Isabella, dude.

1648
01:13:27.514 --> 01:13:28.347
- Yo.

1649
01:13:28.347 --> 01:13:29.730
- Yo, I ditched her
crazy ass one time, bro,

1650
01:13:29.730 --> 01:13:30.989
I thought she was gonna cut my dick off

1651
01:13:30.989 --> 01:13:32.276
after some other chick texted me.

1652
01:13:32.276 --> 01:13:34.080
- Yo, you hit that too, bro?

1653
01:13:34.080 --> 01:13:36.330
- Bro, come on, who hasn't?

1654
01:13:38.327 --> 01:13:41.068
- Crazy bitch killed my fish, man.

1655
01:13:41.068 --> 01:13:43.188
Yo, I loved that fish, man.

1656
01:13:43.188 --> 01:13:44.041
- Man, who the fuck does that, bro?

1657
01:13:44.041 --> 01:13:45.958
- I don't fucking know.

1658
01:13:47.138 --> 01:13:48.488
- Shorty, is that you?

1659
01:13:48.488 --> 01:13:50.588
You son of a bitch!

1660
01:13:50.588 --> 01:13:51.982
- Shorty-
- That's enough, let's go!

1661
01:13:51.982 --> 01:13:55.815
Let's go.
(suspenseful music)

1662
01:14:09.511 --> 01:14:12.943
- Never leave a dog behind
with his fucking full load,

1663
01:14:12.943 --> 01:14:15.707
'cause his balls will explode.

1664
01:14:15.707 --> 01:14:17.941
Shit, you two looked blazed.

1665
01:14:17.941 --> 01:14:19.276
Got any left for me?

1666
01:14:19.276 --> 01:14:20.210
- Man, shut up.

1667
01:14:20.210 --> 01:14:22.413
All right? You're in no
position to be asking for shit.

1668
01:14:22.413 --> 01:14:23.632
- What did I do?

1669
01:14:23.632 --> 01:14:24.914
- He knows you told me.

1670
01:14:24.914 --> 01:14:26.068
- But it wasn't my fault.

1671
01:14:26.068 --> 01:14:29.294
- Man, shut up Cujo or
I'll mess you up SA.

1672
01:14:29.294 --> 01:14:30.732
- Bitch, I'll bite your dick off.

1673
01:14:30.732 --> 01:14:32.940
- Bitch, you know you want
this dick in your mouth?

1674
01:14:32.940 --> 01:14:35.219
- Man, both of you shut up, all right?

1675
01:14:35.219 --> 01:14:39.001
Let's just go see how much money we have.

1676
01:14:39.001 --> 01:14:42.001
(melancholic music)

1677
01:14:50.364 --> 01:14:55.031
- Come on.
(speaks in foreign language)

1678
01:14:57.036 --> 01:15:00.202
- Yeah, there it is.
- Take it in deeper.

1679
01:15:00.202 --> 01:15:02.307
- I can't go any further.

1680
01:15:02.307 --> 01:15:04.065
- [Woman] Feels good?

1681
01:15:04.065 --> 01:15:06.873
- I don't know if I like it.

1682
01:15:06.873 --> 01:15:10.177
I like it.
- I knew you'd like it.

1683
01:15:10.177 --> 01:15:13.418
- It's starting to hurt.
- Pull your tongue for two.

1684
01:15:13.418 --> 01:15:15.557
- Yeah, yeah, it's in, oh yeah.

1685
01:15:15.557 --> 01:15:17.387
Oh.
- Oh yeah.

1686
01:15:17.387 --> 01:15:18.829
- Gus, what the fuck?

1687
01:15:18.829 --> 01:15:20.249
- What're you guys doing here so late?

1688
01:15:20.249 --> 01:15:21.082
- You know what those things are?

1689
01:15:21.082 --> 01:15:22.209
They're meant to head up your ass!

1690
01:15:22.209 --> 01:15:23.042
- Nothing!

1691
01:15:24.113 --> 01:15:25.402
- Daddy's here, baby, show me that sweet.

1692
01:15:25.402 --> 01:15:27.981
- Hey, who are you and what
did you do with Charlie?

1693
01:15:27.981 --> 01:15:29.473
(woman moaning)

1694
01:15:29.473 --> 01:15:31.167
- Hey, man, my eyes have been opened

1695
01:15:31.167 --> 01:15:33.716
to a whole new world.
- Yeah, whatever.

1696
01:15:33.716 --> 01:15:34.847
Let's just do this.

1697
01:15:34.847 --> 01:15:36.962
- Well, what about-
- Who cares, man?

1698
01:15:36.962 --> 01:15:37.851
All right, just do it.

1699
01:15:37.851 --> 01:15:40.601
(dramatic music)

1700
01:15:45.190 --> 01:15:47.385
- Christ on a bike,
what's all that money for?

1701
01:15:47.385 --> 01:15:49.302
- It's long story, Gus.

1702
01:15:54.010 --> 01:15:55.177
Seriously man.

1703
01:15:57.653 --> 01:15:58.986
Okay, that's 10.

1704
01:16:03.381 --> 01:16:04.858
- No way.

1705
01:16:04.858 --> 01:16:06.441
- How short are we?

1706
01:16:08.023 --> 01:16:12.025
- We have $20,175, oh
shit, man, we did it.

1707
01:16:12.025 --> 01:16:13.139
- What?
- We did it!

1708
01:16:13.139 --> 01:16:14.271
- Oh, you did good!
(upbeat music)

1709
01:16:14.271 --> 01:16:16.427
(knocking at the door)
- Oh, we're closed!

1710
01:16:16.427 --> 01:16:19.227
(knocking continues)

1711
01:16:19.227 --> 01:16:20.394
We are closed!

1712
01:16:21.346 --> 01:16:23.157
(knocking continues)

1713
01:16:23.157 --> 01:16:24.500
I said we're fucking closed!

1714
01:16:24.500 --> 01:16:27.152
(knocking continues)
- Dammit, I'll handle it.

1715
01:16:27.152 --> 01:16:28.569
- Handle it, dog.

1716
01:16:29.716 --> 01:16:30.979
- Dou feel better?

1717
01:16:30.979 --> 01:16:32.246
- Yeah.

1718
01:16:32.246 --> 01:16:35.552
- I threw in $800 from my savings account.

1719
01:16:35.552 --> 01:16:37.411
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

1720
01:16:37.411 --> 01:16:38.864
- You didn't have to do that.

1721
01:16:38.864 --> 01:16:40.376
- No, I wanted to.

1722
01:16:40.376 --> 01:16:43.326
Besides you owe me a date.

1723
01:16:43.326 --> 01:16:44.659
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

1724
01:16:47.096 --> 01:16:51.225
(door opening)
- Some of the last.

1725
01:16:51.225 --> 01:16:53.892
- Guys.
- Ooh, shit fucking jazz.

1726
01:16:54.726 --> 01:16:56.372
Yes, I told you this
place was vacant, baby.

1727
01:16:56.372 --> 01:16:57.981
- Yeah, you did say that shit,

1728
01:16:57.981 --> 01:16:59.474
your eyes are so big.
- Put your cargo wearing ass

1729
01:16:59.474 --> 01:17:02.161
over there, put the damn money in the bag!

1730
01:17:02.161 --> 01:17:03.680
- Man, I ain't giving you shit.

1731
01:17:03.680 --> 01:17:06.350
- Oh. He say he ain't giving me no shit?

1732
01:17:06.350 --> 01:17:07.936
- I think he said-
- Man it's so unfair.

1733
01:17:07.936 --> 01:17:08.907
- Look, you got two choices,

1734
01:17:08.907 --> 01:17:11.022
you can either put the cash in the bag

1735
01:17:11.022 --> 01:17:14.268
or you can give me that ass, sweetie.

1736
01:17:14.268 --> 01:17:16.340
- Man, what's going on with you?

1737
01:17:16.340 --> 01:17:17.260
- Pop off, man.

1738
01:17:17.260 --> 01:17:18.372
- Pop one?
- Pop off.

1739
01:17:18.372 --> 01:17:19.205
- Two or one?

1740
01:17:19.205 --> 01:17:21.256
- Pop the fuck up.
(gun firing)

1741
01:17:21.256 --> 01:17:23.610
- Shit, all you had to
do is ask nicely, God.

1742
01:17:23.610 --> 01:17:24.778
And say please.

1743
01:17:24.778 --> 01:17:29.519
- And don't nobody fucking
call the fucking police either.

1744
01:17:29.519 --> 01:17:32.668
- You took your mask off.
- What the fuck?

1745
01:17:32.668 --> 01:17:33.801
- Yeah.
- Get the fuck outta here.

1746
01:17:33.801 --> 01:17:35.522
- Okay, yeah, yeah, fuck the police!

1747
01:17:35.522 --> 01:17:37.580
Get the fuck out of here.
- I penned your name.

1748
01:17:37.580 --> 01:17:39.026
- Ugh, did we just get robbed

1749
01:17:39.026 --> 01:17:41.859
by terrible hip hop cover artists?

1750
01:17:43.953 --> 01:17:45.730
- Dammit, man.

1751
01:17:45.730 --> 01:17:46.865
- They're gone.

1752
01:17:46.865 --> 01:17:48.621
I can't see 'em anywhere.

1753
01:17:48.621 --> 01:17:50.511
- Fuck.
- Freaking gangsters.

1754
01:17:50.511 --> 01:17:52.427
- Who cares, man?

1755
01:17:52.427 --> 01:17:53.862
- What the hell are you doing man?

1756
01:17:53.862 --> 01:17:54.695
What're you doing?

1757
01:17:54.695 --> 01:17:57.187
- If I'm gonna die, I'm not dying sober.

1758
01:17:57.187 --> 01:17:59.461
- Why are you talking about dying?

1759
01:17:59.461 --> 01:18:01.511
- Hey, you know what? Forget all that.

1760
01:18:01.511 --> 01:18:03.863
How long have you been
jacking off in my office, Gus?

1761
01:18:03.863 --> 01:18:06.582
- Four months.
- Every day?

1762
01:18:06.582 --> 01:18:07.415
- Yeah.

1763
01:18:07.415 --> 01:18:11.196
- Dude, if we survive
today, I'm firing you, okay?

1764
01:18:11.196 --> 01:18:13.251
- But I had the best intentions.

1765
01:18:13.251 --> 01:18:14.819
I, you wouldn't get the camera fixed

1766
01:18:14.819 --> 01:18:16.961
so I installed a motion detector camera.

1767
01:18:16.961 --> 01:18:19.790
And you know, I figured I'd
use a channel on my girlfriend.

1768
01:18:19.790 --> 01:18:22.386
- Last week I thought
somebody dropped a glaze donut

1769
01:18:22.386 --> 01:18:23.338
on my carpet.

1770
01:18:23.338 --> 01:18:25.528
Turns out the stain is
from your dick juice?

1771
01:18:25.528 --> 01:18:26.886
- I said, I was sorry.

1772
01:18:26.886 --> 01:18:28.922
What do you want from me?

1773
01:18:28.922 --> 01:18:30.878
- Kiss my ass, Gus.
- Wait, hold on, hold on.

1774
01:18:30.878 --> 01:18:32.716
Did you just say that
the web camera records

1775
01:18:32.716 --> 01:18:34.767
once the motion detectors
have been activated?

1776
01:18:34.767 --> 01:18:36.155
- Yeah, I can pull it up on my computer

1777
01:18:36.155 --> 01:18:37.532
or my phone either or.

1778
01:18:37.532 --> 01:18:38.648
- Dude, pull it out right now!

1779
01:18:38.648 --> 01:18:40.346
- Guys, come on.
- Follow you.

1780
01:18:40.346 --> 01:18:41.679
- [Gus] Come on.

1781
01:18:43.105 --> 01:18:45.762
What are you guys looking for?

1782
01:18:45.762 --> 01:18:47.262
- Let me see that.

1783
01:18:51.147 --> 01:18:52.897
Who the fuck is that?

1784
01:19:04.202 --> 01:19:06.367
- Shit, man, it was Shorty
this whole fucking time.

1785
01:19:06.367 --> 01:19:09.597
- Boy, I'm gonna break my
foot off in his asshole.

1786
01:19:09.597 --> 01:19:11.163
- Does this still mean I'm fired?

1787
01:19:11.163 --> 01:19:16.163
(knocking at the door)
(suspenseful music)

1788
01:19:18.745 --> 01:19:19.762
- What's up man?

1789
01:19:19.762 --> 01:19:21.089
- What's up fellas?

1790
01:19:21.089 --> 01:19:22.963
Looks like we meet again, huh?

1791
01:19:22.963 --> 01:19:23.963
Search them.

1792
01:19:24.859 --> 01:19:26.005
- What the hell man?
- Arms up.

1793
01:19:26.005 --> 01:19:27.422
- Dude, language.

1794
01:19:32.653 --> 01:19:34.731
- Yeah, we thought we'd make
it easy on you guys, man.

1795
01:19:34.731 --> 01:19:36.089
Where's the money?

1796
01:19:36.089 --> 01:19:37.860
- Look, man, we don't have your money.

1797
01:19:37.860 --> 01:19:39.197
- What do you mean you don't have it?

1798
01:19:39.197 --> 01:19:41.860
- Man, does he stutter? We don't
have your money, all right?

1799
01:19:41.860 --> 01:19:42.693
Ow!

1800
01:19:42.693 --> 01:19:44.345
- [Altogether] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1801
01:19:44.345 --> 01:19:46.583
- Look, we got robbed, okay? Again.

1802
01:19:46.583 --> 01:19:49.556
- You two idiots must
take us for fools, huh?

1803
01:19:49.556 --> 01:19:52.031
Either you two pieces of
shit are fucking liars

1804
01:19:52.031 --> 01:19:53.476
or you guys just got
the worst luck in hell.

1805
01:19:53.476 --> 01:19:54.309
Which one is it?

1806
01:19:54.309 --> 01:19:56.672
- Look, man, we know Playa
Playa doesn't play, okay?

1807
01:19:56.672 --> 01:19:58.792
(Playa Playa laughs)
Player, Player, man,

1808
01:19:58.792 --> 01:19:59.688
still using that name, huh?

1809
01:19:59.688 --> 01:20:01.104
Letting it float around.

1810
01:20:01.104 --> 01:20:01.963
Let me tell you something, man,

1811
01:20:01.963 --> 01:20:04.462
that name's not on my birth
certificate, you feel me?

1812
01:20:04.462 --> 01:20:05.778
Every time I hear that name,

1813
01:20:05.778 --> 01:20:08.160
man, it gives me this touchy
feeling inside, you know?

1814
01:20:08.160 --> 01:20:09.507
From, from the gut.

1815
01:20:09.507 --> 01:20:10.340
- Oh, have you ever thought

1816
01:20:10.340 --> 01:20:12.073
about changing it up
a little bit you know?

1817
01:20:12.073 --> 01:20:14.451
- Yeah, actually I have,
you know, I own an Island.

1818
01:20:14.451 --> 01:20:16.591
It's about 350 miles off the coast.

1819
01:20:16.591 --> 01:20:18.338
It's a nice little Caribbean spot.

1820
01:20:18.338 --> 01:20:19.261
Was thinking about putting
in Italian restaurant.

1821
01:20:19.261 --> 01:20:21.834
(Shorty whispers)
Yeah, whatever.

1822
01:20:21.834 --> 01:20:23.069
Let me tell you guys something, man.

1823
01:20:23.069 --> 01:20:25.800
Business is business and money's money.

1824
01:20:25.800 --> 01:20:26.633
- Woo.

1825
01:20:26.633 --> 01:20:28.029
- Been waiting all day for this.

1826
01:20:28.029 --> 01:20:29.492
- Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait man.

1827
01:20:29.492 --> 01:20:30.647
Okay, we know who stole your money, okay?

1828
01:20:30.647 --> 01:20:31.662
We know who stole your money.

1829
01:20:31.662 --> 01:20:33.455
- Who the fuck stole it then, huh?

1830
01:20:33.455 --> 01:20:35.738
- This karate pirate motherfucker you got

1831
01:20:35.738 --> 01:20:37.194
as a sidekick, that's who.

1832
01:20:37.194 --> 01:20:39.067
- What you talking about
man, is that true, Shorty?

1833
01:20:39.067 --> 01:20:39.900
- Hell no.

1834
01:20:39.900 --> 01:20:41.035
- Dude, we have it on video.

1835
01:20:41.035 --> 01:20:42.311
Okay, Gus.
- Right here.

1836
01:20:42.311 --> 01:20:45.201
- Man, get that shit, man.

1837
01:20:45.201 --> 01:20:48.104
- Password two, two, three, five.

1838
01:20:48.104 --> 01:20:49.216
- Hey, this is bullshit.

1839
01:20:49.216 --> 01:20:51.867
- Now, shut the fuck up, relax man.

1840
01:20:51.867 --> 01:20:54.496
Let me check it out for myself, man.

1841
01:20:54.496 --> 01:20:55.329
Push play.

1842
01:20:57.468 --> 01:20:59.209
What the fuck, Shorty?

1843
01:20:59.209 --> 01:21:00.304
- Fuck you.

1844
01:21:00.304 --> 01:21:02.179
That's what it's about.

1845
01:21:02.179 --> 01:21:04.072
You're getting soft.

1846
01:21:04.072 --> 01:21:05.678
My turn to run the show.

1847
01:21:05.678 --> 01:21:06.670
You ain't running shit, man.

1848
01:21:06.670 --> 01:21:08.076
- Hey, hey, hey.

1849
01:21:08.076 --> 01:21:09.940
Be not afraid of greatness.

1850
01:21:09.940 --> 01:21:11.207
Some are born great.

1851
01:21:11.207 --> 01:21:13.546
And some have greatness upon them.

1852
01:21:13.546 --> 01:21:15.834
- This is how it's gonna be, huh, Shorty?

1853
01:21:15.834 --> 01:21:17.563
This how want the final chapter?

1854
01:21:17.563 --> 01:21:19.067
Then go ahead and make
your fucking move, man.

1855
01:21:19.067 --> 01:21:19.983
You think it's the first time I've-

1856
01:21:19.983 --> 01:21:21.238
- Everybody, freeze!

1857
01:21:21.238 --> 01:21:22.446
Get your hands up!

1858
01:21:22.446 --> 01:21:23.692
- See what's happened here!

1859
01:21:23.692 --> 01:21:25.312
- My boys!
- Yeah!

1860
01:21:25.312 --> 01:21:27.658
- Woo, taking you to jail!

1861
01:21:27.658 --> 01:21:30.189
You 'bout to get raped
in the butt, Shorty!

1862
01:21:30.189 --> 01:21:33.439
- Yeah.
(western music)

1863
01:21:42.562 --> 01:21:43.499
- Don't worry, backup's on the way

1864
01:21:43.499 --> 01:21:45.301
to get the rest of your crew.

1865
01:21:45.301 --> 01:21:47.016
- Who's the rat who called you?

1866
01:21:47.016 --> 01:21:49.051
- Some anonymous tip, Cujo.

1867
01:21:49.051 --> 01:21:52.454
Shit, you didn't hear that, got me?

1868
01:21:52.454 --> 01:21:57.454
(door closes)
(mellow music)

1869
01:22:03.909 --> 01:22:06.742
- Morning, Thomas.
- Hey, fuck you.

1870
01:22:08.052 --> 01:22:12.676
- And Ariel, before I forget
I had this made for you.

1871
01:22:12.676 --> 01:22:14.095
♪ Up in the sky ♪

1872
01:22:14.095 --> 01:22:16.171
♪ Get your hands up ♪

1873
01:22:16.171 --> 01:22:17.999
- I don't know if you've
decided to stay or not

1874
01:22:17.999 --> 01:22:21.219
but we want you to know
that you're officially part

1875
01:22:21.219 --> 01:22:23.520
of this crazy pizza joint family now.

1876
01:22:23.520 --> 01:22:25.557
And we welcome you.
- Thank you.

1877
01:22:25.557 --> 01:22:26.889
- You're welcome.

1878
01:22:26.889 --> 01:22:29.806
- I'll hold onto it.
- Cherish that.

1879
01:22:31.914 --> 01:22:34.283
♪ Because we feel all right ♪
- I'll see y'all at the party.

1880
01:22:34.283 --> 01:22:35.885
- Thank you, Gus, hey, good job, man,

1881
01:22:35.885 --> 01:22:36.718
you really saved our asses today.

1882
01:22:36.718 --> 01:22:39.468
- Thank you, Anthony, later, man.

1883
01:22:41.317 --> 01:22:43.650
- Man, crazy first day, huh?

1884
01:22:45.652 --> 01:22:48.214
- A little, little bit.
- Little? Oh.

1885
01:22:48.214 --> 01:22:49.166
- Just a little bit.

1886
01:22:49.166 --> 01:22:50.159
- Are you sure?
(mellow music)

1887
01:22:50.159 --> 01:22:55.159
♪ Phu King, welcome you to
Phu King, Phu King Pizza ♪

1888
01:22:55.169 --> 01:22:57.048
♪ Phu King ♪

1889
01:22:57.048 --> 01:23:00.215
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪

1890
01:23:00.215 --> 01:23:02.067
♪ Phu King ♪

1891
01:23:02.067 --> 01:23:05.227
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪

1892
01:23:05.227 --> 01:23:07.050
♪ Phu King ♪

1893
01:23:07.050 --> 01:23:09.048
- So then she forced my baby.

1894
01:23:09.048 --> 01:23:09.881
(all laughing)
- Babe!

1895
01:23:09.881 --> 01:23:12.396
- No, but look, that's
how I knew I was in love,

1896
01:23:12.396 --> 01:23:13.612
because it didn't stink.

1897
01:23:13.612 --> 01:23:16.016
- That's right, the nose knows.

1898
01:23:16.016 --> 01:23:19.011
- The nose knows, man,
that's how you know.

1899
01:23:19.011 --> 01:23:21.131
- Just like the heart.

1900
01:23:21.131 --> 01:23:23.943
It's connected, the heart and the nose.

1901
01:23:23.943 --> 01:23:25.199
- How you guys doing, huh?

1902
01:23:25.199 --> 01:23:27.173
Mean to break it up, man,
you guys having a good time?

1903
01:23:27.173 --> 01:23:28.294
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah?

1904
01:23:28.294 --> 01:23:29.354
All right, all right.

1905
01:23:29.354 --> 01:23:30.612
Well look, I just wanna tell you guys,

1906
01:23:30.612 --> 01:23:32.044
my house is your house, right?

1907
01:23:32.044 --> 01:23:33.655
Anything you guys need, it's on me.

1908
01:23:33.655 --> 01:23:35.924
All right, you guys do your
thing, make some babies,

1909
01:23:35.924 --> 01:23:37.006
catch a child support case,

1910
01:23:37.006 --> 01:23:38.311
do what you guys do.

1911
01:23:38.311 --> 01:23:39.205
- All right.
- All right, have a good one.

1912
01:23:39.205 --> 01:23:41.563
- Thanks, Playa Playa.
(girls laughing)

1913
01:23:41.563 --> 01:23:43.078
♪ Playa Playa don't play ♪

1914
01:23:43.078 --> 01:23:43.947
♪ Shorty is the heavy ♪

1915
01:23:43.947 --> 01:23:45.606
♪ He gonna blast the kids away ♪

1916
01:23:45.606 --> 01:23:46.804
♪ Always quoting Shakespeare ♪

1917
01:23:46.804 --> 01:23:48.222
♪ This man he wears a sage ♪

1918
01:23:48.222 --> 01:23:50.936
- You Thomas, got one
rolled and ready to go?

1919
01:23:50.936 --> 01:23:54.139
- Oh man, you already know. Babe.

1920
01:23:54.139 --> 01:23:55.930
See, like that, like
that, baby, real quick.

1921
01:23:55.930 --> 01:23:57.097
- You got air.

1922
01:23:58.284 --> 01:24:00.611
- Back that, back that.

1923
01:24:00.611 --> 01:24:03.688
- Gimme that shit.
- Oh shit.

1924
01:24:03.688 --> 01:24:05.313
Oh.

1925
01:24:05.313 --> 01:24:06.146
Well damn.

1926
01:24:10.881 --> 01:24:13.507
- You said I'm not fired, right, Thomas?

1927
01:24:13.507 --> 01:24:15.433
- No, you're not fired, Gus,

1928
01:24:15.433 --> 01:24:16.628
but we're not gonna pay you to sit around

1929
01:24:16.628 --> 01:24:18.371
with your thumb up your
asshole anymore, okay?

1930
01:24:18.371 --> 01:24:20.091
- Oh.
- That ain't funny.

1931
01:24:20.091 --> 01:24:21.515
Stop it.

1932
01:24:21.515 --> 01:24:22.768
- And since when do you smoke?

1933
01:24:22.768 --> 01:24:25.151
- Just smoking my regular?

1934
01:24:25.151 --> 01:24:27.045
Just not on the market.

1935
01:24:27.045 --> 01:24:29.268
- Oh, well I guess you're not as lame

1936
01:24:29.268 --> 01:24:31.384
as I thought you were, man.

1937
01:24:31.384 --> 01:24:32.717
- Thanks Thomas.

1938
01:24:33.670 --> 01:24:37.309
So I was thinking,
(Gus blowing)

1939
01:24:37.309 --> 01:24:39.985
since I, you know, I helped
you guys get the money and all,

1940
01:24:39.985 --> 01:24:42.431
I should get a raise.

1941
01:24:42.431 --> 01:24:43.904
- You know I should give you a raise.

1942
01:24:43.904 --> 01:24:46.154
So you can buy a hairpiece.

1943
01:24:47.446 --> 01:24:50.280
- Ooh, I love a man with a bald head.

1944
01:24:50.280 --> 01:24:51.657
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1945
01:24:51.657 --> 01:24:52.657
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1946
01:24:53.644 --> 01:24:54.477
- What's your name?

1947
01:24:54.477 --> 01:24:55.804
- Morgan, what's yours?

1948
01:24:55.804 --> 01:24:56.637
- Gus.

1949
01:24:56.637 --> 01:24:57.761
- Nice to meet you Gus.

1950
01:24:57.761 --> 01:24:59.123
- You too Morgan.

1951
01:24:59.123 --> 01:25:01.713
(Anthony laughing)

1952
01:25:01.713 --> 01:25:02.546
- Oh damn.

1953
01:25:03.410 --> 01:25:04.243
- Yeah.

1954
01:25:05.713 --> 01:25:07.110
- Looks like they finally hooked up.

1955
01:25:07.110 --> 01:25:09.225
- Jesus, it's about time.

1956
01:25:09.225 --> 01:25:11.680
- Yeah, finally I'm
getting the real thing.

1957
01:25:11.680 --> 01:25:13.200
- Shut the fuck up you idiot.

1958
01:25:13.200 --> 01:25:15.797
- Yeah, but whose idiot am I?

1959
01:25:15.797 --> 01:25:17.297
- You're my idiot.

1960
01:25:19.734 --> 01:25:21.917
(Anthony laughs)

1961
01:25:21.917 --> 01:25:23.845
- Get a room you two.

1962
01:25:23.845 --> 01:25:26.024
- Seth, take a selfie.

1963
01:25:26.024 --> 01:25:28.277
It'll last longer.
- Damn.

1964
01:25:28.277 --> 01:25:30.643
- And don't jerk off.

1965
01:25:30.643 --> 01:25:32.398
Saskatchewan motherfucker.

1966
01:25:32.398 --> 01:25:34.398
- Boy, glad day is over.

1967
01:25:36.806 --> 01:25:41.644
- So, today was crazy, but
it's only my first day.

1968
01:25:41.644 --> 01:25:43.731
- Does that mean you're
coming back tomorrow?

1969
01:25:43.731 --> 01:25:46.277
- Is it gonna be like today?

1970
01:25:46.277 --> 01:25:47.194
- Probably.

1971
01:25:48.922 --> 01:25:52.505
- I feel like you're
gonna talk me into it.

1972
01:25:53.722 --> 01:25:58.722
(foreign music)
(both laughing)

1973
01:26:03.287 --> 01:26:06.287
(edgy upbeat music)

1974
01:26:30.914 --> 01:26:34.747
(edgy upbeat music continues)

1975
01:26:39.171 --> 01:26:40.950
♪ Yeah ♪

1976
01:26:40.950 --> 01:26:42.749
♪ Let's go ♪

1977
01:26:42.749 --> 01:26:44.640
♪ New flavor ♪

1978
01:26:44.640 --> 01:26:46.841
♪ True status ♪

1979
01:26:46.841 --> 01:26:48.330
♪ Ace, ace ♪

1980
01:26:48.330 --> 01:26:50.288
♪ Let's go ♪

1981
01:26:50.288 --> 01:26:51.963
♪ Ace, ace ♪

1982
01:26:51.963 --> 01:26:54.136
♪ Now, let's get fucked up ♪

1983
01:26:54.136 --> 01:26:55.721
♪ I don't feel fucked up ♪

1984
01:26:55.721 --> 01:26:57.640
♪ Shut, get fucked up ♪

1985
01:26:57.640 --> 01:26:59.401
♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪

1986
01:26:59.401 --> 01:27:00.234
♪ Let's go ♪

1987
01:27:00.234 --> 01:27:01.220
♪ Let's go, hit foot on patrol ♪

1988
01:27:01.220 --> 01:27:03.049
♪ We're taking shots to the dope ♪

1989
01:27:03.049 --> 01:27:04.820
♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪

1990
01:27:04.820 --> 01:27:06.809
♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪

1991
01:27:06.809 --> 01:27:07.649
♪ So go ♪

1992
01:27:07.649 --> 01:27:11.521
♪ Now up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up
on the train girl ♪

1993
01:27:11.521 --> 01:27:15.030
♪ Get, get, get, get, get stoned
and you can't even stand up ♪

1994
01:27:15.030 --> 01:27:16.892
♪ Do the fucked up dance,
the fucked up dance ♪

1995
01:27:16.892 --> 01:27:18.782
♪ Do the fucked up dance,
the fucked up dance ♪

1996
01:27:18.782 --> 01:27:20.556
♪ Five, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine ♪

1997
01:27:20.556 --> 01:27:22.482
♪ Cups in your hand, hand, hand ♪

1998
01:27:22.482 --> 01:27:24.234
♪ We sip, sip, sipping on their booze ♪

1999
01:27:24.234 --> 01:27:26.073
♪ Long island iced tea ♪

2000
01:27:26.073 --> 01:27:26.944
♪ We got them drinks ♪

2001
01:27:26.944 --> 01:27:29.920
♪ That make grenades
look like a time piece ♪

2002
01:27:29.920 --> 01:27:33.498
♪ We pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-party
'til we fall down ♪

2003
01:27:33.498 --> 01:27:37.236
♪ True Status got the bottom
sections 'cause we fall out ♪

2004
01:27:37.236 --> 01:27:40.884
♪ Now get, get, get, get
crazy on the dance floor ♪

2005
01:27:40.884 --> 01:27:41.848
♪ Then lose control ♪

2006
01:27:41.848 --> 01:27:44.509
♪ Like it's your ♪
(man burping)

2007
01:27:44.509 --> 01:27:47.230
(man groaning)

2008
01:27:47.230 --> 01:27:49.290
♪ So, shall I get fucked up ♪

2009
01:27:49.290 --> 01:27:50.989
♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪

2010
01:27:50.989 --> 01:27:52.812
♪ Let's go, hit foot on patrol ♪

2011
01:27:52.812 --> 01:27:54.732
♪ We're taking shots to the dope ♪

2012
01:27:54.732 --> 01:27:56.591
♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪

2013
01:27:56.591 --> 01:27:58.452
♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪

2014
01:27:58.452 --> 01:27:59.410
♪ So go ♪

2015
01:27:59.410 --> 01:28:00.857
- [Cujo] Such a big pain in the ass.

2016
01:28:00.857 --> 01:28:02.844
- [Jasmine] You just called
me a pain in the ass?

2017
01:28:02.844 --> 01:28:05.427
- Mission control, this is YY1,

2018
01:28:06.782 --> 01:28:08.740
come in, mission control.

2019
01:28:08.740 --> 01:28:11.806
Yeah, Houston, looks
like you got a problem.

2020
01:28:11.806 --> 01:28:13.686
You're gonna have to clean
your own damn pools today,

2021
01:28:13.686 --> 01:28:14.961
you lazy sons of bitches,

2022
01:28:14.961 --> 01:28:18.950
'cause I'm in space doing space stuff.

2023
01:28:18.950 --> 01:28:19.783
So.

2024
01:28:21.905 --> 01:28:23.331
- [Radio] Byron, is that you?

2025
01:28:23.331 --> 01:28:26.416
Goddammit, man, what's going on now?

2026
01:28:26.416 --> 01:28:27.976
Get back to work.

2027
01:28:27.976 --> 01:28:29.519
You're mangled all morning.

2028
01:28:29.519 --> 01:28:31.678
♪ What's wrong with all
you crazy kids these days ♪

2029
01:28:31.678 --> 01:28:32.558
♪ Hey, what you talking about ♪

2030
01:28:32.558 --> 01:28:34.926
♪ All you wanna do is party and bullshit ♪

2031
01:28:34.926 --> 01:28:35.833
♪ You're damn right ♪

2032
01:28:35.833 --> 01:28:37.345
♪ Let's get fucked up ♪

2033
01:28:37.345 --> 01:28:39.123
♪ Bottles, get fucked up ♪

2034
01:28:39.123 --> 01:28:40.894
♪ Shots, get fucked up ♪

2035
01:28:40.894 --> 01:28:42.644
♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪

2036
01:28:42.644 --> 01:28:44.166
♪ Let's go, get your foot on patrol ♪

2037
01:28:44.166 --> 01:28:46.131
(blowing raspberry)
- Bring me my money,

2038
01:28:46.131 --> 01:28:47.569
bring me my money, bitch,

2039
01:28:47.569 --> 01:28:48.833
Bring me an audition.

2040
01:28:48.833 --> 01:28:50.687
Make me a movie star.

2041
01:28:50.687 --> 01:28:52.381
Dammit, the only thing I'm bringing you

2042
01:28:52.381 --> 01:28:54.151
is a big bag of space dicks.

2043
01:28:54.151 --> 01:28:55.682
Let's get fucking back to earth.

2044
01:28:55.682 --> 01:28:56.543
♪ To the dome ♪

2045
01:28:56.543 --> 01:28:58.856
♪ And serve the body traps, body traps ♪

2046
01:28:58.856 --> 01:29:00.093
♪ Don't you do nothing to beat ♪

2047
01:29:00.093 --> 01:29:02.053
♪ Yeah, look, I know you're dating men ♪

2048
01:29:02.053 --> 01:29:03.381
♪ Take shots ♪
- Weird.

2049
01:29:03.381 --> 01:29:05.363
I already work here.

2050
01:29:05.363 --> 01:29:06.539
What's the matter with you?

2051
01:29:06.539 --> 01:29:08.607
- You got a girlfriend?
♪ Get fucked up ♪

2052
01:29:08.607 --> 01:29:10.593
♪ Shots, get fucked up ♪

2053
01:29:10.593 --> 01:29:12.267
♪ Swallow, get fucked up ♪

2054
01:29:12.267 --> 01:29:14.049
♪ Let's go, get your foot on patrol ♪

2055
01:29:14.049 --> 01:29:15.899
♪ We're taking shots to the dome ♪

2056
01:29:15.899 --> 01:29:17.797
♪ We got the bling and the flavors ♪

2057
01:29:17.797 --> 01:29:19.638
♪ They got you feeling some dope ♪

2058
01:29:19.638 --> 01:29:23.559
♪ So don't ♪
- My Phu King Pizza.

2059
01:29:23.559 --> 01:29:28.559
(upbeat music)
- That your wife? She's hot.

2060
01:29:28.816 --> 01:29:30.649
- Yeah, she's my wife.

2061
01:29:32.740 --> 01:29:34.657
Get some help, pervert.

2062
01:29:38.058 --> 01:29:39.447
- [Playa Playa] You guys just
got the worst luck in hell.

2063
01:29:39.447 --> 01:29:41.479
- [Shorty] I swear there is
no power in the tongue of man

2064
01:29:41.479 --> 01:29:44.280
to alter pain.
(mellow music)

2065
01:29:44.280 --> 01:29:46.066
♪ Welcome to the Phu King ♪
- Oh my.

2066
01:29:46.066 --> 01:29:47.287
♪ Phu King Pizza ♪

2067
01:29:47.287 --> 01:29:49.309
♪ Phu King ♪
- Oh, it's not even my car.

2068
01:29:49.309 --> 01:29:50.994
♪ Welcome you to Phu King ♪

2069
01:29:50.994 --> 01:29:54.219
♪ Phu King Pizza, Phu King ♪
- Night.

2070
01:29:54.219 --> 01:29:57.389
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪

2071
01:29:57.389 --> 01:29:59.321
♪ Phu King ♪

2072
01:29:59.321 --> 01:30:02.470
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪

2073
01:30:02.470 --> 01:30:04.361
♪ Phu King ♪

2074
01:30:04.361 --> 01:30:07.510
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪

2075
01:30:07.510 --> 01:30:09.419
♪ Phu King ♪

2076
01:30:09.419 --> 01:30:12.550
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪

2077
01:30:12.550 --> 01:30:14.458
♪ Phu King ♪

2078
01:30:14.458 --> 01:30:17.630
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪

2079
01:30:17.630 --> 01:30:19.534
♪ Phu King ♪
(man crying)

2080
01:30:19.534 --> 01:30:23.419
♪ Welcome you to Phu
King, Phu King Pizza ♪

2081
01:30:23.419 --> 01:30:24.252
- Cujo!

2082
01:30:25.603 --> 01:30:29.853
Cujo, I miss you, oh.
(man crying)

2083
01:30:32.413 --> 01:30:34.746
- [Director] Cut, that's it.