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[Mutters]

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[Both chuckle softly]

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Man: You OK?

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Yeah. I'm ready.

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[Loud clank in distance]

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Woman: OK.

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[Man exhales sharply]

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Man: I have to pee.

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Woman: You have to pee?
Go for it.

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Oh, yeah.
There's no one here.

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OK.
Fuck. Except that guy.

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[Woman chuckles]

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Man: I'll just
go with it.

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[Woman chuckles]

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Woman: I don't think he
even noticed we're here.

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OK.

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[Man groans]

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[Chuckles]

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Man: OK, fuck. OK, This
is actually happening.

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Yeah.

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Maybe I shouldn't have
the strap around my wrist

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so that my wrist
doesn't fall off when--

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OK. But when are--
Fuck.

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Man: So we go straight,
straight like a candle.

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Yeah, I'm crossing my legs
so I don't split in two.

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Argh. Fucking come on.

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Don't look down.

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I'm gonna be sick
in a minute.

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OK.
Now shooting.

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Are you doing this
with me?

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Yeah. We'll do this
together.

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This is gonna look
good in the film.

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[Yells]

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I'm gonna count down...
Oh, fuck.

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from 10--
Oh, fuck.

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until 1.
Oh, fuck.

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And on zero, you jump.

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OK. Holding hands.

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10, 9, 8...
Fuck.

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7, 6...
Fuck, fuck.

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5, 4, 3...
[Groaning]

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[Yells]

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2, 1. Go! Aah!
Aah!

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[Loud thud]

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[Muffled sound of
pool waves]

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["Okostrom" by Mia playing]

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Mia: ♪ Ich bin heut morgen
aufgewacht ♪

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♪ Was hab ich seitdem alles
falsch gemacht ♪

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♪ Eine Stimme aus dem Radio ♪

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♪ Sagt heute
wär sie gar nicht froh ♪

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♪ Das wir auf fremde kosten
glücklich sind ♪

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♪ Ich seh mich um und glaub
das es stimmt ♪

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♪ Klebt an meinem Kaffee Blut ♪

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♪ Schmecke das halb nur halb
so gut ♪

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♪ Dann geh ich auf die Straße ♪

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♪ Und das tut weh ♪

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♪ Weil ich statt einem Lächeln ♪

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♪ Nur leere Gesichter she ♪

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♪ Ich bin gerad aufgewacht ♪

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♪ Hab meine Augen aufgemacht ♪

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♪ Für einen ersten ♪

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♪ Schritt ist es nie zu spät ♪

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♪ Ich habe angefangen ♪

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♪ Ich hab jetzt Ökostrom ♪

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♪ Ich will mein Leben ♪

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♪ Weil es sonst
ein andrer lebt... ♪

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♪ Lebt... ♪

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Man: That's Zoe.
She's an actress.

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I can do a handstand
as well.

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[Thud]
Ooh, fuck.

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And this is me--Ollie.

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I make films.

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We got engaged one year ago

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and have been in an open
relationship for three months,

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which means we are
mostly committed

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but allowed to cheat
on each other.

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Zoe is the love of my life,

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but I always felt like I didn't
make the most of my 20s,

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that I was
a sexual underachiever.

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So with the wedding as
the finishing line,

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being open seems
like the perfect way

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to get that out of my system.

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I am part German, though,

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so I did insist on some rules.

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Zoe: You want me
to read it out?

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Ollie: Do you mind
if you read them out?

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OK, let me get it.

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This is the
"Monogamous Manifesto,"

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the rules that
we have set up

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to safeguard
our love.

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What if your man
becomes grubby, lazy...

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What do you mean,
"becomes"?

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[Laughter]

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Zoe: Rule number one--

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our primary goal is to
create a fun, happy,

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healthy sexually
exciting relationship

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with each other.

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Satisfying our
libidos and egos

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always comes second
to the health

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and happiness of
our relationship.

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Do you love me?

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How much?

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[Chuckling]

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That much.

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The second rule of
the manifesto,

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which states that
there is to be

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plenty of warning before
sleeping with someone else

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and that only samesies--
same-sex encounters--

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are permitted.

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But I just fucked a guy,
so we're way past that.

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Yeah, yeah.
I'm growing a lot

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because we have to talk
a lot about stuff--

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Talk 'cause we're
doing this.

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But also, you know,

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before something
happens and afterwards.

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Zoe, voice-over:
Rule number 3--

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honesty is paramount,

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and we talk about
every encounter.

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Do you need to talk,
boyfriend-husband?

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Do you want to
talk about it?

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I've got so much detail.

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Ollie: No, no, that's
good. I'm fine.

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I've got so much to tell
you about, his oblong--

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OK, that's fine. That's
fine. I'm fine. Ugh.

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Ollie, voice-over: Zoe and I
are making this film together.

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And, yes, as if
all this sleeping around

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isn't self-indulgent enough,

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here we are making what
is essentially a selfie film.

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[Laughter]

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Using mainly our phones,

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the camera is only ever
an arm's length away.

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This is natural,
isn't it?

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So I've put your phone
in the corner there.

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You want me to put
my phone where?

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I've just put it
on a tripod.

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Just leave it there.

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Yeah, that's
good. Yup.

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Ollie, voice-over:
Same for the microphones.

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Like here...

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I'm in charge of it...

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and here...

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and here.

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Don't. Is it right on
the back of the pants or...?

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I mean...

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Ollie: OK. Do I need
to show off

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all the gear I got,
do you think?

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Are people
gonna care?

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Zoe: They don't care
about your gear.

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You know what they do
care about, though, babe?

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You know what they
are gonna like?

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The carrot?

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No, not the carrot.

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And you
fellating it.

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[Chuckling]
No.

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No, they're gonna
care about

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what's in the other
package.

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This gear?

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Uh-uh-uh.

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Ollie, voice-over:
Using us as the main subjects,

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the idea is to highlight
an alternative to monogamy.

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That you can have your
cake and eat it, too.

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I love cake.

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[Zoe laughing]

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Zoe: No, no. Come on.

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OK. Can you please
tell us, Ollie,

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what is that
that you have there?

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And please pull it up
into shot.

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Further into shot. Higher,
Higher, higher, higher,

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high--yeah. Good.
Now we got it.

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What is it, Ollie?

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It's a pumping device.

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For?

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Um, for you, really.

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You bought--well, what
are you gonna pump for me?

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OK. This is how it works.
Give me a carrot.

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[Laughs]
Give you a carrot?

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OK.

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And...

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Is--

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[Imitates sound
of air whooshing]

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Hang on.

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It's suction.
You put water in

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and then...

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like, you push
the water out...

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Yeah.

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and it creates suction
on the carrot.

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The carrot, which is
really, obviously--

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And then you've got
a bigger carrot.

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OK, that's enough.

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No, no, but I want
to know, babe.

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Yes.

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You feel you need
a bigger penis?

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Well, it wouldn't hurt.

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[Laughs]

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I don't know if I want
this in the documentary.

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I know. I know.

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Ollie:
You warm enough?

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Yeah.

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[Ollie laughing]

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Ollie, voice-over:
We are a team.

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We make things together.

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The outcome is usually
some short, wanky

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visual montage thingy

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that we will one day
force our kids to watch.

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What if I laid down?

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Ollie, voice-over:
I fell in love with Zoe's brain

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three years ago.

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These silly little projects
remind me

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of why I want to marry her.

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Zoe: Real sexy.

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Am I meant to look
emo or something?

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Zoe: Make noises!

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[Growling]

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Run! Make the noise.

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[Laughing]

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I think this
might be sewage.

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[Laughter]

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Ollie, voice-over:
With every project,

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we knit ourselves
closer and tighter.

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Now you can see
everything.

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[Laughing]
Not on the nipple.

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No, don't! Not
on the nipple.

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[Grunting]

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[Laughing]

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Hyah! Ha ha!

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This will be
good for us

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and for your
eyebrows.

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And the film will
be good, too, yes.

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You will be like
Frida Kahlo

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sans monobrow.

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[Groaning]

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OK, got it.
Sit still now.

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Ugh!

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Ollie, voice-over: Our wedding
is less than 12 months away

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and the perfect ending
for our film.

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Ollie: Well, I'll walk
you through it.

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We were thinking
if the altar is here...

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[Zoe laughing]

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Zoe: I wish I could ride
up the aisle on a horse.

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David: Well, we could
arrange that, I'm sure.

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Zoe: We could probably
actually do that.

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It'd be a short ride.

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Zoe: I'll come in
from here...

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the dress draping...
Angela: Yup.

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jump off.

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It'd be
pretty exciting.

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David: It is exciting.
Yeah.

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You could go right up
to the altar.

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[Computer beeping]

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Oh, ha ha.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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The German spy.

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Yes. How are you?

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[Indistinct]

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That's good.
Fine, fine.

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How are you?
[Speaking German]

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Shirin: And this is Maina.
Hi, Maina.

261
00:11:50.833 --> 00:11:52.916
Hi, Maina.
Meeting.

262
00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:54.583
Hello, Maina.

263
00:11:54.666 --> 00:11:57.125
So it's going to be
a New Zealand wedding,

264
00:11:57.208 --> 00:11:58.875
but I was thinking
if I wear

265
00:11:58.958 --> 00:12:01.291
that traditional Indian
outfit--what was that called?

266
00:12:01.375 --> 00:12:03.916
Shirin: Yeah, the turban,
kind of a turban,

267
00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:05.333
and the long kurta. Yeah.

268
00:12:05.416 --> 00:12:07.833
The one that I got
for Liam's wedding.

269
00:12:07.916 --> 00:12:10.291
Shirin: Yeah, but still
it might--have you tried it

270
00:12:10.375 --> 00:12:11.875
if it fits you still? Ha ha.

271
00:12:11.958 --> 00:12:13.416
No. No,
I haven't.

272
00:12:13.500 --> 00:12:15.958
Ha ha. So probably I'll have
to get you a new set.

273
00:12:16.041 --> 00:12:17.458
The bride has
to wear red

274
00:12:17.541 --> 00:12:19.708
because nothing
can outdo the bride,

275
00:12:19.791 --> 00:12:21.458
and she needs to be
the best on that day.

276
00:12:21.541 --> 00:12:22.583
Oh. Is it red,
not white?

277
00:12:22.666 --> 00:12:24.333
She has
to wear red?

278
00:12:24.416 --> 00:12:28.625
Red, red is the traditional
sari color for marriage, red.

279
00:12:28.708 --> 00:12:29.666
And, uh...

280
00:12:29.750 --> 00:12:31.041
With the mid--

281
00:12:31.125 --> 00:12:33.166
Of course, a red point,
the red dot,

282
00:12:33.250 --> 00:12:34.750
which is a sign of marriage.

283
00:12:34.833 --> 00:12:37.166
Oh, yeah. You get it
already made now.

284
00:12:37.250 --> 00:12:38.541
It's no big deal.

285
00:12:38.625 --> 00:12:40.250
I don't have to draw
a circle.

286
00:12:40.333 --> 00:12:41.791
You know, she just has
to stick it. It's a red dot.

287
00:12:41.875 --> 00:12:44.000
But--but--but I want you
to draw a circle.

288
00:12:44.083 --> 00:12:46.708
But imagine everyone looking
at the dot instead of

289
00:12:46.791 --> 00:12:48.750
the face because the circle's
not turned out round.

290
00:12:48.833 --> 00:12:50.000
No way. I'm not
gonna draw it.

291
00:12:50.083 --> 00:12:51.708
But you can draw
a circle.

292
00:12:51.791 --> 00:12:53.041
I can't.

293
00:12:53.125 --> 00:12:55.083
[Laughing]

294
00:12:55.166 --> 00:12:57.166
It's just a circle.

295
00:12:57.250 --> 00:13:00.875
You can just dip your
finger in paint and go.

296
00:13:00.958 --> 00:13:02.500
You got to come to India
and marry.

297
00:13:02.583 --> 00:13:05.000
Then I've got a person
who'll put the henna,

298
00:13:05.083 --> 00:13:07.083
a person who'll measure you.

299
00:13:07.166 --> 00:13:09.250
Would you prefer if we came
to India to get married?

300
00:13:09.333 --> 00:13:12.166
It would be--uh, let's say,
it's easier, because--

301
00:13:12.250 --> 00:13:14.541
For you.

302
00:13:14.625 --> 00:13:18.083
I'm really so thankful
to Ganesha and Shiva

303
00:13:18.166 --> 00:13:20.250
and to all the gods
I've prayed that you

304
00:13:20.333 --> 00:13:23.875
finally found the girl
you've been looking for.

305
00:13:23.958 --> 00:13:26.458
[Laughs]

306
00:13:26.541 --> 00:13:28.625
[Dance music playing]

307
00:13:28.708 --> 00:13:31.041
[Indistinct conversations]

308
00:13:40.416 --> 00:13:44.875
Zoe: That's a real cool--
drag dress--drag top.

309
00:13:44.958 --> 00:13:46.666
Hi. Yes, we're
making a film

310
00:13:46.750 --> 00:13:48.166
about our
open relationship.

311
00:13:48.250 --> 00:13:49.791
How's it going?

312
00:13:49.875 --> 00:13:51.708
It's going really good, so if
you want to, you know, like...

313
00:13:51.791 --> 00:13:53.500
Ollie: All right.
Zoe: whatever.

314
00:13:53.583 --> 00:13:55.750
"All right, all right.
All right."

315
00:13:55.833 --> 00:13:57.708
Here. Take
the camera back.

316
00:13:57.791 --> 00:13:58.958
Are you OK with this?

317
00:13:59.041 --> 00:14:00.291
Ollie: Is it OK?
Are you OK?

318
00:14:00.375 --> 00:14:01.750
Yes.
Like...

319
00:14:01.833 --> 00:14:05.083
Ollie: OK. Thank you.

320
00:14:05.166 --> 00:14:06.583
Ollie, voice-over:
When people ask us

321
00:14:06.666 --> 00:14:08.583
why we're in
an open relationship,

322
00:14:08.666 --> 00:14:10.250
we cycle through explanations:

323
00:14:10.333 --> 00:14:12.000
You can be more
versions of yourself

324
00:14:12.083 --> 00:14:13.416
with different partners.

325
00:14:13.500 --> 00:14:14.916
We want to make the most
of our bodies

326
00:14:15.000 --> 00:14:16.416
while they're stretchy.

327
00:14:16.500 --> 00:14:17.916
God, you're
a weirdo...

328
00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:19.416
Ollie, voice-over:
Love is never secure

329
00:14:19.500 --> 00:14:21.000
no matter how much
we pretend it is.

330
00:14:21.083 --> 00:14:23.500
There is always a third
waiting for their chance.

331
00:14:23.583 --> 00:14:25.583
So we embrace the third.

332
00:14:25.666 --> 00:14:27.541
But nothing sticks

333
00:14:27.625 --> 00:14:29.875
until we mention that
we are long distance,

334
00:14:29.958 --> 00:14:32.250
and then people get it.

335
00:14:35.250 --> 00:14:37.833
[Music on soundtrack]

336
00:15:04.583 --> 00:15:07.208
Hey. Can you talk?
Can you narrate?

337
00:15:07.291 --> 00:15:10.458
I mean, can you talk about
where you're off to, Zoe?

338
00:15:10.541 --> 00:15:11.958
Why are you leaving me?

339
00:15:12.041 --> 00:15:13.458
OK. Well, we're at
Dunedin airport.

340
00:15:13.541 --> 00:15:15.625
And I'm going to
Auckland airport

341
00:15:15.708 --> 00:15:17.458
without Ollie,

342
00:15:17.541 --> 00:15:19.375
but he promises
he's coming soon.

343
00:15:19.458 --> 00:15:21.583
I'm going because...
[Sighs]

344
00:15:21.666 --> 00:15:23.666
you can't be an actor
in Dunedin, turns out.

345
00:15:23.750 --> 00:15:25.166
[Laughing]

346
00:15:25.250 --> 00:15:27.000
Ollie: Surprise, surprise.
so I'm going out there.

347
00:15:27.083 --> 00:15:28.291
Yeah.

348
00:15:28.375 --> 00:15:30.750
[Indistinct P.A. announcements]

349
00:15:30.833 --> 00:15:32.875
So I'm going
up there,

350
00:15:32.958 --> 00:15:35.791
but I'm going
to miss you.

351
00:15:35.875 --> 00:15:38.083
I'm coming.

352
00:15:42.541 --> 00:15:45.833
[Laughing]

353
00:15:45.916 --> 00:15:47.416
What are you doing,
you idiot?

354
00:15:47.500 --> 00:15:49.958
So the camera
can pick it up.

355
00:15:50.041 --> 00:15:51.875
So this--why, why?

356
00:15:51.958 --> 00:15:53.625
It's like, those
little pecky stuff,

357
00:15:53.708 --> 00:15:55.458
the camera's not
gonna register.

358
00:15:55.541 --> 00:15:57.625
Oh, so we have
to do this?

359
00:15:57.708 --> 00:15:58.583
I like it.

360
00:15:58.666 --> 00:16:00.625
[Exaggerated moaning]

361
00:16:00.708 --> 00:16:01.833
Or maybe not.

362
00:16:01.916 --> 00:16:03.416
[Laughing]

363
00:16:03.500 --> 00:16:04.625
Give me a cuddle.

364
00:16:04.708 --> 00:16:05.708
OK.
I love you.

365
00:16:05.791 --> 00:16:06.666
I love you.

366
00:16:06.750 --> 00:16:08.583
I'm gonna miss you.

367
00:16:13.541 --> 00:16:15.791
[Indistinct P.A. announcements]

368
00:16:36.958 --> 00:16:40.083
Hello.

369
00:16:40.166 --> 00:16:43.041
I got a new job in town editing,

370
00:16:43.125 --> 00:16:44.666
and I'm biking to work.

371
00:16:44.750 --> 00:16:46.125
It's about 25 minutes.

372
00:16:46.208 --> 00:16:49.916
Gonna strap this GoPro
into my bike,

373
00:16:50.000 --> 00:16:55.666
and I'm gonna bike up hills
and lose weight

374
00:16:55.750 --> 00:16:58.708
and save money
and not get run over

375
00:16:58.791 --> 00:17:00.708
because I've got my fluoro on.

376
00:17:00.791 --> 00:17:03.250
Ha the Unclear: ♪ Big city ♪

377
00:17:03.333 --> 00:17:04.958
♪ Big city ♪

378
00:17:05.041 --> 00:17:06.958
♪ Big city, big... ♪

379
00:17:07.041 --> 00:17:08.666
♪ We live in it ♪

380
00:17:08.750 --> 00:17:10.666
Ollie, voice-over: I don't have
any family in New Zealand

381
00:17:10.750 --> 00:17:12.416
apart from Zoe.

382
00:17:12.500 --> 00:17:14.416
Ha the Unclear: ♪ A man wears
headphones in the back seat ♪

383
00:17:14.500 --> 00:17:16.458
♪ He seems pretty out of it,
the bus is lurching... ♪

384
00:17:16.541 --> 00:17:18.333
Ollie, voice-over:
And with her now at

385
00:17:18.416 --> 00:17:20.916
the other end of the country,
I can spend all my time at work.

386
00:17:21.000 --> 00:17:24.500
I love my work. I work a lot.

387
00:17:25.916 --> 00:17:29.375
These days, you can't even
call someone a sheila

388
00:17:29.458 --> 00:17:32.291
or a chook or a bloody galah.

389
00:17:32.375 --> 00:17:34.625
Ollie, voice-over:
Zoe loves her craft, too.

390
00:17:34.708 --> 00:17:36.083
She's good at it.

391
00:17:36.166 --> 00:17:37.833
She gets to play
the many versions

392
00:17:37.916 --> 00:17:39.333
of her extroverted self.

393
00:17:39.416 --> 00:17:41.000
I'll just that's enough
for this.

394
00:17:41.083 --> 00:17:42.208
Man: That's really good.

395
00:17:42.291 --> 00:17:43.458
Ollie:
Girlfriend-wife.

396
00:17:43.541 --> 00:17:45.333
Girlfriend-wife.
Boyfriend-husband.

397
00:17:45.416 --> 00:17:46.291
Yes.

398
00:17:46.375 --> 00:17:47.458
You look happy.

399
00:17:47.541 --> 00:17:48.666
I'm happy.

400
00:17:48.750 --> 00:17:50.791
Zoe: Yeah? I miss
you already.

401
00:17:50.875 --> 00:17:52.791
Ha the Unclear: ♪ Big city ♪

402
00:17:52.875 --> 00:17:54.708
♪ Big city ♪

403
00:17:54.791 --> 00:17:56.125
♪ Big city... ♪

404
00:17:56.208 --> 00:17:57.750
Ollie: Have you adjusted
your app settings?

405
00:17:57.833 --> 00:17:59.125
Yeah, of course.

406
00:17:59.208 --> 00:18:01.291
All right. So how's
that up there?

407
00:18:01.375 --> 00:18:02.875
Is it better than
down here?

408
00:18:02.958 --> 00:18:06.625
Yeah, yeah. But there's
way more--matches.

409
00:18:06.708 --> 00:18:09.000
Ha the Unclear: ♪ Big city ♪

410
00:18:09.083 --> 00:18:10.916
♪ Big city ♪

411
00:18:11.000 --> 00:18:13.166
♪ Big city, big... ♪

412
00:18:13.250 --> 00:18:15.333
Ollie: I got a new
bike clock for my bike.

413
00:18:15.416 --> 00:18:17.333
Oh, that's--ha ha!

414
00:18:17.416 --> 00:18:19.833
That was the highlight since
you've left, pretty much.

415
00:18:19.916 --> 00:18:20.916
Ha the Unclear:
♪ Big city, big ♪

416
00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:22.333
♪ We live in it ♪

417
00:18:22.416 --> 00:18:24.500
♪ Everyone's
anonymous now... ♪

418
00:18:24.583 --> 00:18:27.458
I'll just--I'll keep
looking on Grindr.

419
00:18:27.541 --> 00:18:28.833
OK. Are you OK?

420
00:18:28.916 --> 00:18:30.166
It's a bit awkward
because, you know,

421
00:18:30.250 --> 00:18:31.833
you're in a small town.

422
00:18:31.916 --> 00:18:34.166
Yeah, I think I saw
someone on there that I know.

423
00:18:34.250 --> 00:18:35.833
Are you all right
about it?

424
00:18:35.916 --> 00:18:36.875
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's fine.

425
00:18:36.958 --> 00:18:38.375
OK. Good.
Yes.

426
00:18:38.458 --> 00:18:39.791
I'm glad.

427
00:18:39.875 --> 00:18:42.833
Ha the Unclear
♪ La la la la la la... ♪

428
00:18:42.916 --> 00:18:44.416
Ollie, voice-over:
Being in an open relationship

429
00:18:44.500 --> 00:18:47.458
has allowed me to
embrace being bisexual.

430
00:18:47.541 --> 00:18:51.291
It was a lingering curiosity
throughout my 20s

431
00:18:51.375 --> 00:18:53.750
but never explored.

432
00:18:53.833 --> 00:18:55.958
Ha the Unclear: ♪ Big city ♪

433
00:18:56.041 --> 00:18:57.541
♪ Big city ♪

434
00:18:57.625 --> 00:18:59.416
♪ Big city, big... ♪

435
00:18:59.500 --> 00:19:01.000
[Whispers indistinctly]

436
00:19:01.083 --> 00:19:05.375
OK, it's Monday night,
2 minutes before 9:00.

437
00:19:05.458 --> 00:19:08.208
[Vehicle horn honks]

438
00:19:08.291 --> 00:19:10.416
My date's at 9:00.

439
00:19:10.500 --> 00:19:12.250
It's with a guy called Thomas.

440
00:19:12.333 --> 00:19:15.791
I'm just gonna get a wide shot
of Albar.

441
00:19:19.125 --> 00:19:20.958
Ollie, voice-over:
Now I embrace it,

442
00:19:21.041 --> 00:19:22.708
and it comes in very handy

443
00:19:22.791 --> 00:19:24.500
because it's not easy finding
a woman interested

444
00:19:24.583 --> 00:19:27.833
in a casual encounter with a guy
who's engaged

445
00:19:27.916 --> 00:19:30.791
in a city of just
over 100,000 people.

446
00:19:30.875 --> 00:19:32.000
Man: Yeah.

447
00:19:32.083 --> 00:19:33.666
Hi.
Hi.

448
00:19:33.750 --> 00:19:35.208
Thomas.
Ollie.

449
00:19:35.291 --> 00:19:36.583
Do you mind
if I film?

450
00:19:36.666 --> 00:19:38.125
Um, yeah. Sorry.

451
00:19:38.208 --> 00:19:39.791
I'll turn this off.

452
00:19:39.875 --> 00:19:41.833
OK.

453
00:19:41.916 --> 00:19:44.208
[Indistinct conversations]

454
00:19:45.833 --> 00:19:48.208
Sorry. I--

455
00:19:48.291 --> 00:19:49.708
Got it?
Yeah.

456
00:19:49.791 --> 00:19:51.041
All right. All set.

457
00:19:51.125 --> 00:19:54.041
It is quarter past 9:00.

458
00:19:55.583 --> 00:19:58.708
And I finished my date
with Thomas.

459
00:19:58.791 --> 00:20:01.125
[Bird squawking]

460
00:20:03.833 --> 00:20:05.916
Um, it was a bit awkward.

461
00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:07.541
I shouldn't have filmed.

462
00:20:07.625 --> 00:20:09.833
Zoe: Cool. Right...

463
00:20:09.916 --> 00:20:12.750
[Zoe moaning]

464
00:20:24.375 --> 00:20:25.958
[Kiss]

465
00:20:26.041 --> 00:20:27.500
I'll be right back.

466
00:20:27.583 --> 00:20:30.750
OK.
[Clears throat]

467
00:20:30.833 --> 00:20:32.166
Hi.

468
00:20:40.166 --> 00:20:41.958
What do you do?

469
00:20:42.041 --> 00:20:45.250
I'm trying
to relax.

470
00:20:45.333 --> 00:20:46.583
Sorry.

471
00:20:46.666 --> 00:20:48.583
If you'd stop talking,
it'd be great.

472
00:20:48.666 --> 00:20:49.958
OK.

473
00:20:50.041 --> 00:20:51.625
Zoe: What are you boys
chatting about?

474
00:20:51.708 --> 00:20:53.458
Bread.

475
00:20:53.541 --> 00:20:54.750
Man: Oh, bits and bobs.

476
00:20:54.833 --> 00:20:56.208
Zoe: Bits and bobs?
Hi.

477
00:20:56.291 --> 00:20:58.833
Zoe: Hey, babe. OK,
we're gonna just--

478
00:20:58.916 --> 00:21:00.166
OK...
I think that's enough

479
00:21:00.250 --> 00:21:01.750
for you
for one evening.

480
00:21:01.833 --> 00:21:03.166
OK. Thank you.

481
00:21:03.250 --> 00:21:04.958
You can finish yourself
off, OK, babe?

482
00:21:05.041 --> 00:21:06.291
Yeah.
[Computer chimes]

483
00:21:09.000 --> 00:21:10.125
Yeah.

484
00:21:10.208 --> 00:21:11.666
Where are we
going, Rose?

485
00:21:11.750 --> 00:21:16.166
We're going to Gigi,
adult department store,

486
00:21:16.250 --> 00:21:19.208
where we have
adult toys, lingerie,

487
00:21:19.291 --> 00:21:22.416
pills and stimulants.

488
00:21:22.500 --> 00:21:24.166
[Digital bell rings]

489
00:21:24.250 --> 00:21:27.166
Rose: Ooh! Shit.

490
00:21:27.250 --> 00:21:30.416
What the...sh--
let's...

491
00:21:30.500 --> 00:21:33.250
[Doorbell chimes]
Someone else came.

492
00:21:33.333 --> 00:21:34.750
Can we just talk about
this for a second?

493
00:21:34.833 --> 00:21:35.875
Rose: Hmm?

494
00:21:35.958 --> 00:21:37.166
I mean, does your
fanny sparkle?

495
00:21:37.250 --> 00:21:38.791
Yes, it does,
actually.

496
00:21:38.875 --> 00:21:39.833
[Laughter]

497
00:21:39.916 --> 00:21:41.541
I saw this guy last night.

498
00:21:41.625 --> 00:21:43.958
He'd shaved all down there.

499
00:21:44.041 --> 00:21:45.625
Ew, OK.

500
00:21:45.708 --> 00:21:48.500
"Surprise.
My dick's small."

501
00:21:48.583 --> 00:21:50.000
[Laughs]

502
00:22:01.125 --> 00:22:02.291
Zoe: Was it non-consensual?

503
00:22:02.375 --> 00:22:03.875
Ollie: No.

504
00:22:03.958 --> 00:22:06.583
Ollie, voice-over: Here we are
10 months until the wedding.

505
00:22:06.666 --> 00:22:08.416
Zoe: Why am I filming
you washing your hands?

506
00:22:08.500 --> 00:22:11.208
I can't wash my hands
because there's no soap.

507
00:22:11.291 --> 00:22:12.625
No soap at a sex party?

508
00:22:12.708 --> 00:22:13.791
Ollie, voice-over:
It's the classic formula

509
00:22:13.875 --> 00:22:14.875
of boy meets girl,

510
00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:17.083
girl gets engaged to boy,

511
00:22:17.166 --> 00:22:18.541
boy takes girl to a sex party

512
00:22:18.625 --> 00:22:20.250
at a central Auckland
private residence

513
00:22:20.333 --> 00:22:23.208
that features a grope tent,
multiple sex swings,

514
00:22:23.291 --> 00:22:27.625
a bondage play area, plenty of
lube, butt plugs and strap-ons.

515
00:22:29.708 --> 00:22:32.708
Earlier that evening, and
because this is all new to us...

516
00:22:32.791 --> 00:22:36.583
Zoe: ♪ I'm getting ready
for a sex party ♪

517
00:22:36.666 --> 00:22:40.833
♪ I'm getting
ready for a sex party ♪

518
00:22:40.916 --> 00:22:42.333
That's the chorus.

519
00:22:42.416 --> 00:22:43.500
I haven't thought of
any of the rest of it.

520
00:22:43.583 --> 00:22:45.208
The voice of
an angel.

521
00:22:45.291 --> 00:22:46.375
Ollie, voice-over: We made sure
to be extra meticulous

522
00:22:46.458 --> 00:22:47.875
in our preparations.

523
00:22:47.958 --> 00:22:50.333
All right. I was gonna
wear this on my left arm

524
00:22:50.416 --> 00:22:51.750
just to cover
my tattoos so people

525
00:22:51.833 --> 00:22:53.333
won't think I'm in a gang.

526
00:22:53.416 --> 00:22:55.541
No one's gonna think
you're in a gang, babe.

527
00:22:55.625 --> 00:22:56.583
They might.

528
00:22:56.666 --> 00:22:58.583
[Laughing]

529
00:22:58.666 --> 00:23:00.125
OK, so this we
haven't tried yet,

530
00:23:00.208 --> 00:23:01.208
but we've bought.

531
00:23:01.291 --> 00:23:02.708
Yeah.

532
00:23:02.791 --> 00:23:04.791
Are we gonna use it for
the first time tonight?

533
00:23:04.875 --> 00:23:06.166
Yeah, baby.

534
00:23:06.250 --> 00:23:07.375
[Cracks]

535
00:23:07.458 --> 00:23:08.666
Does it even hurt?

536
00:23:08.750 --> 00:23:10.041
No, a little bit.

537
00:23:10.125 --> 00:23:12.291
Go gently first.

538
00:23:12.375 --> 00:23:14.333
Oh, that's fine. OK.

539
00:23:14.416 --> 00:23:16.541
Ow. Fuck. That went
right in the vag.

540
00:23:16.625 --> 00:23:17.666
Sorry.

541
00:23:17.750 --> 00:23:18.791
OK, retake it.

542
00:23:18.875 --> 00:23:20.250
So you want me
to hold it?

543
00:23:20.333 --> 00:23:21.958
Yeah, you're the dominant.
Pull it a bit.

544
00:23:22.041 --> 00:23:24.125
But keep the tension.
Do it exactly like a dog.

545
00:23:24.208 --> 00:23:26.166
Ohh, it's so weird.
Why is it weird?

546
00:23:26.250 --> 00:23:27.708
'Cause I'm hurting you.

547
00:23:27.791 --> 00:23:28.958
You're not hurting me.

548
00:23:29.041 --> 00:23:30.375
Just pull it harder,
like that.

549
00:23:30.458 --> 00:23:31.666
Ollie: You film me
while I hold it.

550
00:23:31.750 --> 00:23:34.250
Zoe: OK. So you're
my master.

551
00:23:34.333 --> 00:23:37.833
OK. What do I call you?
Slave? Lady?

552
00:23:37.916 --> 00:23:38.833
My main girl...

553
00:23:38.916 --> 00:23:41.041
little lady...

554
00:23:41.125 --> 00:23:42.333
Little lady.

555
00:23:42.416 --> 00:23:47.916
You are Elizabeth
the slave lady.

556
00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:52.000
[Zoe laughs]

557
00:23:52.083 --> 00:23:53.666
Just go, "Roar!"

558
00:23:53.750 --> 00:23:54.833
OK.

559
00:23:54.916 --> 00:23:56.500
[Softly]
Roar.

560
00:23:56.583 --> 00:23:58.125
Oh, you're pathetic.

561
00:23:58.208 --> 00:24:00.208
Shut up, Elizabeth.

562
00:24:00.291 --> 00:24:03.000
[Laughter]

563
00:24:03.083 --> 00:24:04.833
Ollie, voice-over: Zoe and I
started this journey

564
00:24:04.916 --> 00:24:06.666
armed with little more than
a handful of rules

565
00:24:06.750 --> 00:24:08.833
and raging libidos.

566
00:24:08.916 --> 00:24:11.291
But it's time to face facts:

567
00:24:11.375 --> 00:24:14.375
We are now officially
full-blown swingers.

568
00:24:14.458 --> 00:24:17.791
Make it "Rah-rah-roar!"
Why?

569
00:24:17.875 --> 00:24:18.916
Just 'cause it helps.

570
00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:20.083
Helps you?

571
00:24:20.166 --> 00:24:21.208
Yeah.

572
00:24:21.291 --> 00:24:23.500
[Yells]

573
00:24:23.583 --> 00:24:26.166
Is that how people
do bondage?

574
00:24:26.250 --> 00:24:27.166
Babe?

575
00:24:27.250 --> 00:24:28.416
Yeah.

576
00:24:28.500 --> 00:24:31.208
I can't wait to do
this with you.

577
00:24:31.291 --> 00:24:33.083
I'm really excited.

578
00:24:33.166 --> 00:24:34.708
Come on. That's enough.
Let's just go.

579
00:24:34.791 --> 00:24:37.375
And turn your phone off
'cause you're not a pervert.

580
00:24:37.458 --> 00:24:39.625
[Sound of woman moaning]

581
00:24:43.208 --> 00:24:44.958
Zoe: You were pretty much.

582
00:24:45.041 --> 00:24:46.083
Ollie: OK.

583
00:24:46.166 --> 00:24:47.250
Oh. Are we kissing?

584
00:24:47.333 --> 00:24:48.583
Yeah. We're gonna
do a kiss.

585
00:24:48.666 --> 00:24:49.916
OK.

586
00:24:51.458 --> 00:24:53.625
OK. I'll start off on, like,

587
00:24:53.708 --> 00:24:54.750
are we doing
portrait or--

588
00:24:54.833 --> 00:24:55.708
No.

589
00:24:55.791 --> 00:24:56.750
this way?
No.

590
00:24:56.833 --> 00:24:57.916
No?
Never.

591
00:24:58.000 --> 00:24:59.208
Never.
You did not ask me that.

592
00:24:59.291 --> 00:25:01.416
You do landscape,
babe...

593
00:25:01.500 --> 00:25:04.208
[Laughs]
please.

594
00:25:04.291 --> 00:25:05.708
OK.
OK.

595
00:25:05.791 --> 00:25:08.291
Your leg was up, though,
akimbo on the whatsit.

596
00:25:08.375 --> 00:25:09.958
My leg was adumbo.

597
00:25:10.041 --> 00:25:11.458
Akimbo.

598
00:25:11.541 --> 00:25:12.916
Akimbo.

599
00:25:13.000 --> 00:25:14.750
Husband-boyfriend.

600
00:25:14.833 --> 00:25:16.583
Ooh. Hello.

601
00:25:16.666 --> 00:25:18.041
[Zoe chuckling]

602
00:25:18.125 --> 00:25:19.916
Hey, husband--
Hey.

603
00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:21.250
[Zoe laughs]

604
00:25:21.333 --> 00:25:24.250
What would you like
to talk about?

605
00:25:24.333 --> 00:25:25.916
No, you can't--

606
00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:27.250
Oh, just say "Start."

607
00:25:27.333 --> 00:25:29.041
You shit.
I'll just shut up.

608
00:25:30.458 --> 00:25:31.916
Husband-boyfriend,

609
00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:34.333
may I please take
a second of your time?

610
00:25:34.416 --> 00:25:35.833
Yeah, I'm just
reading a book.

611
00:25:35.916 --> 00:25:37.208
I know, but I've got
something really important

612
00:25:37.291 --> 00:25:38.500
I want to discuss.

613
00:25:38.583 --> 00:25:40.000
What would you like
to discuss?

614
00:25:40.083 --> 00:25:43.083
Um, I've been thinking...

615
00:25:43.166 --> 00:25:44.791
Mm-hmm.

616
00:25:46.375 --> 00:25:50.750
that we should maybe try
an open relationship.

617
00:25:52.625 --> 00:25:54.583
Is that how you're
gonna say it?

618
00:25:54.666 --> 00:25:56.958
What, I guess it was
a bit expositional,

619
00:25:57.041 --> 00:25:58.541
wasn't it, like--

620
00:25:58.625 --> 00:26:00.708
We used to do it
together.

621
00:26:00.791 --> 00:26:03.083
Is this you being
in the scene,

622
00:26:03.166 --> 00:26:05.958
or is this Ollie telling--

623
00:26:06.041 --> 00:26:08.625
Yeah. No.

624
00:26:08.708 --> 00:26:11.708
OK. So in real life,
no, I said it.

625
00:26:13.875 --> 00:26:15.375
Did you?

626
00:26:15.458 --> 00:26:17.541
Yeah, I definitely
said it.

627
00:26:22.041 --> 00:26:23.708
Zoe: Hey, Nini.

628
00:26:26.541 --> 00:26:28.625
[Whistles]
Ready?

629
00:26:29.916 --> 00:26:31.750
Ollie: Good girl.

630
00:26:31.833 --> 00:26:34.083
Good girl!

631
00:26:38.750 --> 00:26:41.250
Ollie, voice-over:
Here's what I love about Zoe:

632
00:26:41.333 --> 00:26:46.000
One--she talks in her sleep,
frequently.

633
00:26:46.083 --> 00:26:51.750
The most innocent, cute little
stories. Abstract, like poetry.

634
00:26:54.458 --> 00:26:56.875
Sometimes she farts
in her sleep, too.

635
00:26:56.958 --> 00:27:00.208
How long have you
been filming me?

636
00:27:00.291 --> 00:27:03.041
Two--her confidence.

637
00:27:03.125 --> 00:27:06.750
She knows who she is, and she
likes herself. That's hard.

638
00:27:06.833 --> 00:27:08.625
Zoe: What's it, like
it's a doggie's tail?

639
00:27:08.708 --> 00:27:09.875
Three--

640
00:27:09.958 --> 00:27:11.583
This is how
a chef does it,

641
00:27:11.666 --> 00:27:13.041
from a great
height.

642
00:27:13.125 --> 00:27:15.416
she's a full adult,

643
00:27:15.500 --> 00:27:19.208
soaking oats overnight,
flossing her teeth daily.

644
00:27:19.291 --> 00:27:21.041
[Ollie laughing]

645
00:27:24.375 --> 00:27:27.041
Four--her energy.

646
00:27:27.125 --> 00:27:30.000
She tells the sun off
for rising too late.

647
00:27:30.083 --> 00:27:31.791
And I get to ride
in her wake.

648
00:27:31.875 --> 00:27:34.666
Oh! That was supposed
to be a "Whoo!,"

649
00:27:34.750 --> 00:27:36.791
but I tripped
at the same time.

650
00:27:36.875 --> 00:27:40.333
And five--
she's smarter than me.

651
00:27:40.416 --> 00:27:44.208
She has a bigger vocabulary
because she reads more.

652
00:27:44.291 --> 00:27:46.458
I used to argue
that I'm visual instead,

653
00:27:46.541 --> 00:27:48.333
that we are equals.

654
00:27:48.416 --> 00:27:50.375
1, 2, 3.

655
00:27:50.458 --> 00:27:53.291
But then, you're only as
smart as the things you do,

656
00:27:53.375 --> 00:27:54.916
the things you say.

657
00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:58.750
I am so excited to
marry you, Zoe.

658
00:27:58.833 --> 00:28:00.250
I love you so much.

659
00:28:00.333 --> 00:28:01.875
I admire your
intelligence

660
00:28:01.958 --> 00:28:03.666
and that you're really
confident in yourself

661
00:28:03.750 --> 00:28:05.541
and that you've chosen
me to be your husband.

662
00:28:05.625 --> 00:28:06.916
It makes me really
proud

663
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:09.458
and strive to be the
best self I can be.

664
00:28:11.458 --> 00:28:15.750
Ollie, voice-over:
Soon: Husband and wife.

665
00:28:15.833 --> 00:28:17.833
No one else.

666
00:28:22.166 --> 00:28:25.166
Zoe: This is Tom.
Ollie, meet Tom.

667
00:28:25.250 --> 00:28:27.250
Tom, meet Ollie.

668
00:28:27.333 --> 00:28:28.583
[Softly]
Hi, Ollie.

669
00:28:28.666 --> 00:28:31.916
[Zoe chuckling]

670
00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:34.833
[Phone line connecting]

671
00:28:37.166 --> 00:28:38.958
Hi.
Hi.

672
00:28:39.041 --> 00:28:40.458
Ollie: Good to see you.

673
00:28:40.541 --> 00:28:42.875
Good to see you, too.
You're a bit blurry.

674
00:28:42.958 --> 00:28:45.000
Oh.

675
00:28:45.083 --> 00:28:47.791
So I went on a date
with Tom.

676
00:28:47.875 --> 00:28:49.291
Who's Tom again?

677
00:28:49.375 --> 00:28:51.458
Tom, the guy who's
directing my play.

678
00:28:51.541 --> 00:28:52.958
Right.

679
00:28:53.041 --> 00:28:54.208
Well, it wasn't a date,

680
00:28:54.291 --> 00:28:56.000
but we just went--
well, it--

681
00:28:56.083 --> 00:28:57.291
now it's a date,
but it wasn't supposed

682
00:28:57.375 --> 00:28:58.708
to be a date at the time.

683
00:28:58.791 --> 00:29:00.416
We just went for a beer
after rehearsals,

684
00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:01.833
and we carried on drinking,

685
00:29:01.916 --> 00:29:04.583
and we just ended up
at this club,

686
00:29:04.666 --> 00:29:06.541
and we were dancing,

687
00:29:06.625 --> 00:29:08.583
and we were just talking.

688
00:29:08.666 --> 00:29:12.416
And I--I could not
stop laughing that

689
00:29:12.500 --> 00:29:14.708
my face is so sore
from laughing.

690
00:29:14.791 --> 00:29:15.833
[Laughs]

691
00:29:15.916 --> 00:29:17.458
Oh, sorry. Yeah.
That's great.

692
00:29:17.541 --> 00:29:20.541
No, it feels weird to
tell, obviously, you...

693
00:29:20.625 --> 00:29:24.458
[indistinct] that--I had
just such an amazing time

694
00:29:24.541 --> 00:29:26.625
with this guy
and I'm really into him.

695
00:29:26.708 --> 00:29:28.208
Yup.

696
00:29:28.291 --> 00:29:29.666
His last name's
Tom Roy,

697
00:29:29.750 --> 00:29:33.875
so you can Face talk
him if you want.

698
00:29:33.958 --> 00:29:36.666
Tom Roy. It's like
two first names.

699
00:29:36.750 --> 00:29:41.500
Yeah. He's an actor.
But that is his real name.

700
00:29:41.583 --> 00:29:44.000
He didn't change it.
He's an actor and director.

701
00:29:44.083 --> 00:29:47.416
He's got this really deep,
sexy voice.

702
00:29:47.500 --> 00:29:49.166
Zoe: Did that get
all weird?

703
00:29:49.250 --> 00:29:50.833
There's a photo of
him with a gun.

704
00:29:50.916 --> 00:29:52.291
How old is he?

705
00:29:52.375 --> 00:29:55.208
He's like our age,
but he's an actor.

706
00:29:55.291 --> 00:29:58.583
In a gorilla costume.
Is he goofy?

707
00:29:58.666 --> 00:29:59.958
He's not goofy,
but he's got

708
00:30:00.041 --> 00:30:01.583
a really good
sense of humor.

709
00:30:01.666 --> 00:30:03.541
Like, it's different from
your sense of humor,

710
00:30:03.625 --> 00:30:08.500
but he's--he's really
witty and sharp and--

711
00:30:08.583 --> 00:30:10.000
Yeah. Cool.
Yeah.

712
00:30:10.083 --> 00:30:12.041
But, like, underplayed,
quite deadpan.

713
00:30:12.125 --> 00:30:13.416
Uh-huh.

714
00:30:13.500 --> 00:30:15.166
He makes me laugh
anyway.

715
00:30:15.250 --> 00:30:16.958
Is he straight?

716
00:30:17.041 --> 00:30:19.291
Yeah, real
straight, babe

717
00:30:19.375 --> 00:30:23.333
Wouldn't be keen
on--I'm sorry.

718
00:30:23.416 --> 00:30:28.041
So this is gonna be,
like fuck buddies or...?

719
00:30:31.083 --> 00:30:33.791
Fucking, the chicken's
going off again.

720
00:30:33.875 --> 00:30:36.750
I'm just gonna
jump out and--

721
00:30:36.833 --> 00:30:38.541
[Exhales]

722
00:30:38.625 --> 00:30:42.375
No, I think it's gonna
be more than that.

723
00:30:42.458 --> 00:30:43.750
Yeah?
[Rooster crowing in distance]

724
00:30:43.833 --> 00:30:45.333
Can you hear
that chicken?

725
00:30:45.416 --> 00:30:47.125
Yeah. Why are you doing
about the chickens?

726
00:30:47.208 --> 00:30:48.625
We're having an actual
meaningful conversation.

727
00:30:48.708 --> 00:30:50.416
Can you be present?

728
00:30:50.500 --> 00:30:52.666
Sorry. Yes. OK.

729
00:30:55.625 --> 00:30:57.166
Tom: What do you
want me to do?

730
00:30:57.250 --> 00:30:59.833
Zoe: Just walk into
the shot and be normal.

731
00:31:03.583 --> 00:31:05.583
That's good.

732
00:31:10.166 --> 00:31:12.333
[Both laugh]

733
00:31:12.416 --> 00:31:13.958
Very good.

734
00:31:14.041 --> 00:31:15.166
[Engine starts]

735
00:31:15.250 --> 00:31:16.875
Zoe:
Very good.

736
00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:18.791
Bye, babe.

737
00:31:26.875 --> 00:31:28.875
[Laughing]

738
00:31:30.541 --> 00:31:32.625
[Indistinct conversation]

739
00:31:39.458 --> 00:31:40.708
Tom: Whoo.

740
00:31:40.791 --> 00:31:41.958
[Laughing]

741
00:31:42.041 --> 00:31:43.833
[Tom Laughing]

742
00:31:51.041 --> 00:31:53.375
Ollie, voice-over:
Being polyamorous means

743
00:31:53.458 --> 00:31:55.291
choosing to reject monotony.

744
00:31:55.375 --> 00:31:59.083
That means we have to negotiate
jealousy instead,

745
00:31:59.166 --> 00:32:03.000
which is just an emotion you
can train yourself to overcome.

746
00:32:03.083 --> 00:32:05.875
Right?

747
00:32:05.958 --> 00:32:08.125
Right?

748
00:34:17.041 --> 00:34:19.625
[Indistinct whispering]

749
00:34:22.250 --> 00:34:24.083
♪ La la la la la ♪

750
00:34:24.166 --> 00:34:25.291
[Burps]

751
00:34:25.375 --> 00:34:27.416
Whoa.

752
00:34:29.541 --> 00:34:31.916
[Chuckling]

753
00:34:34.375 --> 00:34:36.541
Ollie: Hi.
Woman: Hi.

754
00:34:36.625 --> 00:34:40.958
Will you tell me what
happened on Sunday?

755
00:34:41.041 --> 00:34:43.333
On Sunday.

756
00:34:43.416 --> 00:34:48.041
So I was meeting up
with this guy.

757
00:34:48.125 --> 00:34:50.166
His name was Ollie.

758
00:34:50.250 --> 00:34:53.083
I met up with him
with my dog.

759
00:34:53.166 --> 00:34:57.708
And he was very
squishy. Ha ha.

760
00:34:57.791 --> 00:35:00.750
I felt like maybe it was
just heartburn.

761
00:35:00.833 --> 00:35:03.916
I mean, you know,
and I was nervous, too.

762
00:35:07.250 --> 00:35:09.166
Ollie: Do you know
what this plant is?

763
00:35:09.250 --> 00:35:12.708
A swan plant?
Swan.

764
00:35:12.791 --> 00:35:14.500
Swan. Yeah.

765
00:35:14.583 --> 00:35:16.791
For the monarchs.

766
00:35:16.875 --> 00:35:22.291
And then I suggested that
we went home to your house.

767
00:35:22.375 --> 00:35:25.125
And then you said that, um,

768
00:35:25.208 --> 00:35:27.500
you'd have to talk about it

769
00:35:27.583 --> 00:35:30.000
before we sort of took
that next step,

770
00:35:30.083 --> 00:35:33.333
and I totally
understood that.

771
00:35:33.416 --> 00:35:37.958
Yeah. There's no way
I want to do anything

772
00:35:38.041 --> 00:35:40.875
to compromise your
relationship.

773
00:35:40.958 --> 00:35:43.291
Hmm.

774
00:35:43.375 --> 00:35:45.708
Ollie: Um...

775
00:35:45.791 --> 00:35:47.833
do you want to say
anything to Zoe?

776
00:35:47.916 --> 00:35:51.791
Hi. Um, I can't wait
to meet you,

777
00:35:51.875 --> 00:35:56.666
and I don't want you
to feel threatened

778
00:35:56.750 --> 00:35:58.916
or anything towards me

779
00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:05.083
because I am just
so looking forward

780
00:36:05.166 --> 00:36:09.041
to being in your life

781
00:36:09.125 --> 00:36:10.625
and Ollie's life.

782
00:36:10.708 --> 00:36:12.208
And if you're not,
that's cool, too.

783
00:36:12.291 --> 00:36:16.583
I can go away and do
something else with my life.

784
00:36:16.666 --> 00:36:18.083
[Laughs]

785
00:36:18.166 --> 00:36:21.666
But the ball is in your
court and Ollie's court, OK?

786
00:36:21.750 --> 00:36:23.750
Wow.

787
00:36:23.833 --> 00:36:26.041
[Cows mooing]

788
00:36:32.875 --> 00:36:34.375
Zoe: How was your day?

789
00:36:34.458 --> 00:36:38.166
Great. Went on a date
with Siobhan,

790
00:36:38.250 --> 00:36:40.916
and we walked her dog
for a wee in the park.

791
00:36:41.000 --> 00:36:43.250
So I got Siobhan's message.

792
00:36:43.333 --> 00:36:45.000
She seems cool.

793
00:36:45.083 --> 00:36:48.083
Yeah,
she's a good egg.

794
00:36:49.208 --> 00:36:51.458
Zoe: Do you like her?

795
00:36:51.541 --> 00:36:52.750
Ollie: I like her.

796
00:36:55.583 --> 00:36:57.166
Zoe: Oka--Ok.

797
00:36:57.250 --> 00:37:00.541
Ollie: No, Zoe, it's
not--it's not like,

798
00:37:00.625 --> 00:37:02.625
not like love, really.

799
00:37:02.708 --> 00:37:05.791
It's just nice
to feel desired

800
00:37:05.875 --> 00:37:07.625
by someone new.

801
00:37:11.041 --> 00:37:12.791
You OK?

802
00:37:12.875 --> 00:37:14.125
Zoe: Yeah.

803
00:37:14.208 --> 00:37:17.000
Yeah, yup.

804
00:37:17.083 --> 00:37:18.458
I guess I'm the one--

805
00:37:18.541 --> 00:37:20.541
that's been used to having

806
00:37:20.625 --> 00:37:24.333
all the hook-ups.
But, yup.

807
00:37:24.416 --> 00:37:26.458
Welcome to my world.

808
00:37:26.541 --> 00:37:28.291
Yeah, welcome to your world.

809
00:37:28.375 --> 00:37:29.750
This is what
it feels like.

810
00:37:29.833 --> 00:37:30.958
I'm fine with it.

811
00:37:31.041 --> 00:37:32.666
Just don't go see her
all the time.

812
00:37:32.750 --> 00:37:35.291
Like, don't spend
every second with her.

813
00:37:35.375 --> 00:37:37.625
All right.

814
00:37:37.708 --> 00:37:39.333
When are you going
out with her again?

815
00:37:39.416 --> 00:37:43.291
Um, well, I was going
to talk to you about it...

816
00:37:43.375 --> 00:37:44.791
Yes.

817
00:37:44.875 --> 00:37:46.333
because we've got great
communicating skills,

818
00:37:46.416 --> 00:37:48.791
and I'm making sure that
you are fine with it.

819
00:37:48.875 --> 00:37:50.500
I am fine. I am fine.

820
00:37:50.583 --> 00:37:53.166
I have the feelings, but I...

821
00:37:53.250 --> 00:37:55.833
am--I am happy

822
00:37:55.916 --> 00:37:57.416
for you as well.

823
00:37:57.500 --> 00:37:58.833
I am happy for you, babe.

824
00:37:58.916 --> 00:38:01.833
Thank you. I love you.

825
00:38:01.916 --> 00:38:03.541
I love
you, too.

826
00:38:03.625 --> 00:38:05.875
We're still getting
married, eh?

827
00:38:05.958 --> 00:38:08.375
Of course
we are.

828
00:38:08.458 --> 00:38:11.416
OK, fine. I love you.
I love you. I love you.

829
00:38:11.500 --> 00:38:12.666
I love you. I love you.

830
00:38:12.750 --> 00:38:13.875
I love you.
I love you...

831
00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:15.833
to the moon
and back.

832
00:38:15.916 --> 00:38:17.166
OK, bye.
Mwah.

833
00:38:17.250 --> 00:38:19.333
Yeah. You hang up.
No, you hang up.

834
00:38:19.416 --> 00:38:22.208
Don't do that.
Don't--

835
00:38:22.291 --> 00:38:23.875
Just don't--shut up.

836
00:38:23.958 --> 00:38:26.416
I'm hanging up.
I don't even want to--bye.

837
00:38:26.500 --> 00:38:28.041
OK.

838
00:38:31.500 --> 00:38:35.291
♪ Over the sea ♪

839
00:38:35.375 --> 00:38:39.208
♪ Under the stars ♪

840
00:38:39.291 --> 00:38:42.708
♪ I found myself ♪

841
00:38:42.791 --> 00:38:47.291
♪ In a roadside bar ♪

842
00:38:47.375 --> 00:38:51.000
♪ Fistful of fire ♪

843
00:38:51.083 --> 00:38:55.375
♪ Just looking
for a fight ♪

844
00:38:55.458 --> 00:38:57.458
♪ But all I found was... ♪

845
00:38:57.541 --> 00:39:00.041
Circle. Yup,
circle. Yup. Go.

846
00:39:00.125 --> 00:39:02.041
[Panting]

847
00:39:02.125 --> 00:39:04.333
OK, good. Oh,
that--that--yeah.

848
00:39:04.416 --> 00:39:06.291
Bowie? Hey.

849
00:39:06.375 --> 00:39:08.125
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

850
00:39:08.208 --> 00:39:09.500
What are
you doing?

851
00:39:09.583 --> 00:39:11.750
Hello.

852
00:39:11.833 --> 00:39:13.291
Hello. How are you?

853
00:39:13.375 --> 00:39:14.625
All right.

854
00:39:14.708 --> 00:39:16.750
How was work?

855
00:39:16.833 --> 00:39:18.750
Work was fine.

856
00:39:18.833 --> 00:39:20.208
[Kiss]

857
00:39:20.291 --> 00:39:22.375
I'm sweaty.

858
00:39:22.458 --> 00:39:23.708
I just got a text
from Zoe.

859
00:39:23.791 --> 00:39:25.250
Yeah.

860
00:39:25.333 --> 00:39:28.041
She's going to
a grinding party tonight.

861
00:39:28.125 --> 00:39:29.333
What's that?
I don't know.

862
00:39:29.416 --> 00:39:30.750
They just grind.

863
00:39:30.833 --> 00:39:32.625
Anyway, so I'm just
gonna say, "Yup.

864
00:39:32.708 --> 00:39:34.416
Do what you want,"

865
00:39:34.500 --> 00:39:37.166
and, "Have as much sex
as you want.

866
00:39:37.250 --> 00:39:39.000
I don't really care."

867
00:39:39.083 --> 00:39:41.166
So we'll just have
to have as much fun

868
00:39:41.250 --> 00:39:42.875
as they do at
a grinding party

869
00:39:42.958 --> 00:39:44.541
on open marriage
night.

870
00:39:44.625 --> 00:39:46.125
It's a competition.

871
00:39:46.208 --> 00:39:47.625
[Laughs]

872
00:39:47.708 --> 00:39:51.833
Well, I'm making a vegan
cauliflower bake,

873
00:39:51.916 --> 00:39:54.083
so I really doubt that
we're gonna be having

874
00:39:54.166 --> 00:39:55.333
that much fun.

875
00:39:55.416 --> 00:39:57.750
Well, that sounds
pretty good.

876
00:39:57.833 --> 00:39:59.833
OK, that's it. Bye.

877
00:39:59.916 --> 00:40:01.500
We're having a really
good time.

878
00:40:01.583 --> 00:40:03.458
I pretty much just moved
in with Siobhan

879
00:40:03.541 --> 00:40:04.708
for a week.

880
00:40:04.791 --> 00:40:06.208
I thought it was longer.

881
00:40:06.291 --> 00:40:07.541
Oh, two months?

882
00:40:07.625 --> 00:40:09.583
I thought you said,
"At least 6 months."

883
00:40:09.666 --> 00:40:12.416
[Chuckles weakly]

884
00:40:12.500 --> 00:40:13.833
Yes.

885
00:40:13.916 --> 00:40:16.333
I haven't had
food poisoning in--

886
00:40:16.416 --> 00:40:17.916
Woman: 1-1-2.

887
00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:19.625
Oh, that's us.
Hold on.

888
00:40:19.708 --> 00:40:20.833
1-1-2!

889
00:40:20.916 --> 00:40:22.375
1-1-2.

890
00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:27.875
[Woman speaking
indistinctly]

891
00:40:27.958 --> 00:40:29.916
Thank you. Yeah...

892
00:40:31.125 --> 00:40:34.458
Zoe: I can't wait for
Ollie to meet you.

893
00:40:36.291 --> 00:40:37.458
Why?

894
00:40:37.541 --> 00:40:40.875
So he'll see
you're a good guy.

895
00:40:44.083 --> 00:40:46.333
[Knock on door]

896
00:40:53.291 --> 00:40:54.375
Hiya.

897
00:40:54.458 --> 00:40:56.125
Ha-ah. I'm filming.

898
00:40:56.208 --> 00:40:57.500
I know.

899
00:40:57.583 --> 00:40:59.333
Is that all right?
Yeah.

900
00:40:59.416 --> 00:41:01.750
Ollie: I now have
a girlfriend...

901
00:41:03.625 --> 00:41:05.750
as well
as a fiancee.

902
00:41:05.833 --> 00:41:08.750
She's very pretty.

903
00:41:08.833 --> 00:41:10.375
Why do you have
a girlfriend

904
00:41:10.458 --> 00:41:13.250
when you've already
got a fiancee?

905
00:41:13.333 --> 00:41:15.041
Why not?

906
00:41:15.125 --> 00:41:19.291
It means that I can be
more versions of myself.

907
00:41:19.375 --> 00:41:21.291
One version of you
is enough--Ha ha!

908
00:41:21.375 --> 00:41:23.166
[Laughter]

909
00:41:25.416 --> 00:41:27.541
let alone 3 or 4!

910
00:41:27.625 --> 00:41:30.041
You got a fiancee. You
don't need a girlfriend.

911
00:41:30.125 --> 00:41:33.958
Wilbur, it's not like--

912
00:41:34.041 --> 00:41:35.541
Yeah?
Ha ha!

913
00:41:35.625 --> 00:41:37.708
It's not like
we're this vessel

914
00:41:37.791 --> 00:41:39.958
with a limited amount
of love that we can give

915
00:41:40.041 --> 00:41:41.375
to people.

916
00:41:41.458 --> 00:41:43.791
Like, if you have children,

917
00:41:43.875 --> 00:41:47.541
you can love more than--

918
00:41:47.625 --> 00:41:49.583
if you had two children,
you would love them both.

919
00:41:49.666 --> 00:41:51.666
You wouldn't just love
one of them.

920
00:41:51.750 --> 00:41:54.625
Yeah? You wouldn't fuck
your children, hopefully.

921
00:41:54.708 --> 00:41:56.875
[Ollie laughing]
I mean...

922
00:41:56.958 --> 00:41:59.208
I'm talking about love,
you're talking about sex.

923
00:41:59.291 --> 00:42:01.833
They're just--they're
intertwined.

924
00:42:01.916 --> 00:42:04.666
I disagree, Wilbur.

925
00:42:06.833 --> 00:42:09.250
We shall meet again
in a year,

926
00:42:09.333 --> 00:42:12.791
and I'll stand
above you saying,

927
00:42:12.875 --> 00:42:14.625
"Look at what I've got.

928
00:42:14.708 --> 00:42:16.750
"Look at what
we have built,

929
00:42:16.833 --> 00:42:19.666
a nonconformist, different
type of relationship."

930
00:42:19.750 --> 00:42:22.500
"All the people who
didn't believe in me

931
00:42:22.583 --> 00:42:26.041
"will be sitting down
like the fat losers

932
00:42:26.125 --> 00:42:27.916
"like they are.

933
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:29.666
"And I will have
my 3 girlfriends

934
00:42:29.750 --> 00:42:33.458
who mean nothing to me
apart from my fiancee."

935
00:42:33.541 --> 00:42:35.041
That's not true.

936
00:42:35.125 --> 00:42:37.958
I very much like
Siobhan a lot.

937
00:42:38.041 --> 00:42:39.541
Yeah, cool. Yeah.

938
00:42:39.625 --> 00:42:41.958
She should have a chance
to like someone

939
00:42:42.041 --> 00:42:43.708
like you like Zoe, though.

940
00:42:43.791 --> 00:42:47.333
So how's it going
with Tom?

941
00:42:49.041 --> 00:42:50.583
Awesome.

942
00:42:50.666 --> 00:42:52.375
I can tell.

943
00:42:52.458 --> 00:42:54.750
[Laughing]

944
00:42:54.833 --> 00:42:57.541
Look at your face.
Don't push it--

945
00:42:57.625 --> 00:42:59.583
It's like glowing.

946
00:42:59.666 --> 00:43:01.125
What about Ollie?

947
00:43:01.208 --> 00:43:03.333
The director thing
is, like...

948
00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:07.041
it's making Ollie
a bit threatened.

949
00:43:07.125 --> 00:43:08.916
Plus, he's got
a motorbike, so...

950
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:12.208
But it's fine.
I think he's fine.

951
00:43:12.291 --> 00:43:14.625
Are you fine? Ha ha!
Like, because--

952
00:43:14.708 --> 00:43:16.416
But he's
threatened, though.

953
00:43:16.500 --> 00:43:17.833
Well, yeah, yeah.
But I--

954
00:43:17.916 --> 00:43:19.458
He's threatened
in multiple ways.

955
00:43:19.541 --> 00:43:21.500
We always knew that was
gonna be part of it.

956
00:43:21.583 --> 00:43:24.208
Like, jealousy's just
this thing, you know.

957
00:43:24.291 --> 00:43:25.875
We talked about it.

958
00:43:25.958 --> 00:43:28.166
But it's also like,
I told him

959
00:43:28.250 --> 00:43:31.083
Tom isn't husband
material. He's not--

960
00:43:31.166 --> 00:43:33.083
he's, you know,
he just got out of

961
00:43:33.166 --> 00:43:34.500
this really long-term,

962
00:43:34.583 --> 00:43:36.375
like, totally fucked-up
relationship.

963
00:43:36.458 --> 00:43:37.791
That doesn't mean
that he

964
00:43:37.875 --> 00:43:39.333
can't have a relationship
in the future.

965
00:43:39.416 --> 00:43:41.000
It just means that now
he's unavailable.

966
00:43:41.083 --> 00:43:42.291
Yeah, but with me,

967
00:43:42.375 --> 00:43:44.000
he doesn't want kids
or anything, so...

968
00:43:44.083 --> 00:43:48.083
and I want like--I want,
like, a little army of,

969
00:43:48.166 --> 00:43:52.041
like, that--you know,
they stay really small.

970
00:43:52.125 --> 00:43:53.875
And me and Ollie are
just, you know,

971
00:43:53.958 --> 00:43:55.625
and there's no way I'm

972
00:43:55.708 --> 00:43:58.125
never gonna stop finding
Ollie attractive.

973
00:43:58.208 --> 00:44:01.875
He's--I love him. He's
my husband-boyfriend.

974
00:44:01.958 --> 00:44:07.166
I know you hate me
saying that. Yeah.

975
00:44:07.250 --> 00:44:10.541
OK. I guess
that makes sense.

976
00:44:10.625 --> 00:44:12.000
[Chuckles]

977
00:44:14.125 --> 00:44:16.625
OK, I'm coming.

978
00:44:17.625 --> 00:44:21.791
Oh, I think it's a bit big,
a bit maternity bride.

979
00:44:21.875 --> 00:44:24.708
Rose: Are you
a maternity bride?

980
00:44:24.791 --> 00:44:26.000
[Laughs]

981
00:44:26.083 --> 00:44:28.458
How do you not
fall over in this?

982
00:44:28.541 --> 00:44:30.916
Rose: I guess you do have
to lift it up.

983
00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:32.708
[Laughter]

984
00:44:32.791 --> 00:44:34.125
What are

985
00:44:34.208 --> 00:44:35.583
the tissues for?

986
00:44:35.666 --> 00:44:37.416
Rose: They're for
people crying.

987
00:44:37.500 --> 00:44:38.916
Why aren't you crying?
I came out.

988
00:44:39.000 --> 00:44:42.041
You should be crying.
I'm so beautiful.

989
00:44:42.125 --> 00:44:45.416
Zoe, voice-over: Tom said that
he wants to love me

990
00:44:45.500 --> 00:44:49.208
as much as he can before
big changes happen

991
00:44:49.291 --> 00:44:54.625
'cause who knows
what will...?

992
00:44:54.708 --> 00:44:56.541
Rose: That is good.

993
00:45:02.208 --> 00:45:04.000
Do you hold your dress
when you walk down?

994
00:45:04.083 --> 00:45:05.208
No. You just--

995
00:45:05.291 --> 00:45:06.583
You only hold your
flowers

996
00:45:06.666 --> 00:45:08.875
and your dad.

997
00:45:08.958 --> 00:45:11.916
Zoe, voice-over:
But he also said that he'll

998
00:45:12.041 --> 00:45:13.750
still be stopping by when
I'm pregnant,

999
00:45:13.833 --> 00:45:17.875
so I'll still be sexy
and beautiful

1000
00:45:17.958 --> 00:45:20.791
and he'll want to put his hands
all around me.

1001
00:45:20.875 --> 00:45:22.791
[Chuckles]

1002
00:45:22.875 --> 00:45:26.000
And I told Ollie that,
and he said

1003
00:45:26.083 --> 00:45:30.375
he didn't want Tom's dong
touching his baby.

1004
00:45:58.083 --> 00:45:59.666
Ollie:
You know Saint Bathans

1005
00:45:59.750 --> 00:46:01.208
in Central Otago?

1006
00:46:01.291 --> 00:46:02.916
That's a place
where I go--

1007
00:46:03.000 --> 00:46:04.416
Shirin: Yeah.

1008
00:46:04.500 --> 00:46:05.791
I was there, and I was
walking around a lake.

1009
00:46:05.875 --> 00:46:07.375
There's a beautiful
lake,

1010
00:46:07.458 --> 00:46:10.500
and then I suddenly
slipped and fell, and--

1011
00:46:10.583 --> 00:46:11.833
When?

1012
00:46:11.916 --> 00:46:13.166
Oh, just a couple
of weeks ago.

1013
00:46:13.250 --> 00:46:14.750
And then?

1014
00:46:14.833 --> 00:46:17.500
And then I looked around
if someone saw me fall.

1015
00:46:17.583 --> 00:46:20.166
And then I became
curious as to why

1016
00:46:20.250 --> 00:46:22.375
my first response
was to check

1017
00:46:22.458 --> 00:46:24.250
if someone else
saw me fall

1018
00:46:24.333 --> 00:46:25.666
and where that
comes from.

1019
00:46:25.750 --> 00:46:27.666
And I think it's
looking for

1020
00:46:27.750 --> 00:46:29.333
some sort of
connection with someone

1021
00:46:29.416 --> 00:46:31.708
to validate
my experience

1022
00:46:31.791 --> 00:46:33.791
to share the experience
with, you know?

1023
00:46:33.875 --> 00:46:35.458
Just so that
I'm not alone.

1024
00:46:35.541 --> 00:46:38.291
Hmm, but there are
no crocodiles in that lake

1025
00:46:38.375 --> 00:46:40.833
you swam on, right?

1026
00:46:40.916 --> 00:46:42.500
Zoe: No, get away. Aah.

1027
00:46:42.583 --> 00:46:44.541
[Laughing]

1028
00:46:44.625 --> 00:46:48.541
I'm too slow.
Now, get off. Get off.

1029
00:46:48.625 --> 00:46:50.750
[Laughs and screams]

1030
00:46:50.833 --> 00:46:54.500
[Laughs]

1031
00:46:54.583 --> 00:46:57.000
I give up. I give up.

1032
00:47:00.875 --> 00:47:03.708
Zoe: Whoa!

1033
00:47:03.791 --> 00:47:06.541
This is lovely, darling.
Ollie: Yeah.

1034
00:47:06.625 --> 00:47:08.791
Gorgeous.

1035
00:47:08.875 --> 00:47:10.458
Ollie: All right.
Just give it to me.

1036
00:47:10.541 --> 00:47:11.750
Ooh, whoo.

1037
00:47:11.833 --> 00:47:14.666
Ollie: Just open your
mouth a bit more.

1038
00:47:14.750 --> 00:47:16.625
Oh, I'm on video mode.

1039
00:47:16.708 --> 00:47:18.125
Oh, for God's sake!

1040
00:47:18.208 --> 00:47:20.250
[Ollie chuckling]

1041
00:47:20.333 --> 00:47:21.750
I'll send it to Tom.

1042
00:47:21.833 --> 00:47:23.750
Ollie:
No reception here.

1043
00:47:23.833 --> 00:47:26.000
Yeah, well, I'll send it
when we get home.

1044
00:47:26.083 --> 00:47:27.500
Ah, yeah, yeah.

1045
00:47:27.583 --> 00:47:29.083
[Laughing]

1046
00:47:29.166 --> 00:47:31.125
OK, OK, OK, OK.

1047
00:47:31.208 --> 00:47:34.833
Singers: ♪ Ooh ooh ooh... ♪

1048
00:47:40.166 --> 00:47:41.875
[Inaudible conversation]

1049
00:47:47.166 --> 00:47:49.875
Ollie: I started
making a documentary.

1050
00:47:49.958 --> 00:47:51.250
Yeah.

1051
00:47:51.333 --> 00:47:52.833
And what started as
a documentary about

1052
00:47:52.916 --> 00:47:55.583
going into
an open relationship--

1053
00:47:55.666 --> 00:47:57.166
do you know what
that means?

1054
00:47:57.250 --> 00:47:58.833
Living together.

1055
00:47:58.916 --> 00:48:01.291
[Laughing]

1056
00:48:01.375 --> 00:48:03.958
No. Uh, open
relationship means

1057
00:48:04.041 --> 00:48:06.708
that you're together
but you're allowed

1058
00:48:06.791 --> 00:48:09.125
to have sex
with other people.

1059
00:48:09.208 --> 00:48:12.625
Shirin: Oh. Oh.
[Laughing]

1060
00:48:12.708 --> 00:48:15.125
And then we became
polyamorous.

1061
00:48:15.208 --> 00:48:16.833
Do you know
what that is?

1062
00:48:16.916 --> 00:48:18.583
No.

1063
00:48:18.666 --> 00:48:20.458
It means having
multiple partners.

1064
00:48:20.541 --> 00:48:23.583
So it's in the film
where you actually did it.

1065
00:48:23.666 --> 00:48:25.125
No, we actually
did it.

1066
00:48:25.208 --> 00:48:26.625
So we started making
a documentary

1067
00:48:26.708 --> 00:48:28.333
about going into
an open relationship,

1068
00:48:28.416 --> 00:48:30.458
and then she found
a boyfriend.

1069
00:48:30.541 --> 00:48:31.625
Yeah.

1070
00:48:31.708 --> 00:48:32.875
And I found
a girlfriend.

1071
00:48:32.958 --> 00:48:34.291
Yeah.

1072
00:48:34.375 --> 00:48:35.708
And so you've never
had an experience

1073
00:48:35.791 --> 00:48:37.083
with polyamory,
obviously, so--

1074
00:48:37.166 --> 00:48:38.583
No. Like, what you said

1075
00:48:38.666 --> 00:48:40.958
I've got to check on
the Internet what that means.

1076
00:48:41.041 --> 00:48:42.291
[Laughing]

1077
00:48:42.375 --> 00:48:44.666
Just don't do
an image search.

1078
00:48:44.750 --> 00:48:47.416
And it's gonna be
kind of happy ending

1079
00:48:47.500 --> 00:48:49.000
with our wedding?

1080
00:48:50.708 --> 00:48:52.333
Yeah. Heh.

1081
00:48:52.416 --> 00:48:54.583
[Laughs]

1082
00:48:54.666 --> 00:48:56.208
Once we get
to the wedding,

1083
00:48:56.291 --> 00:48:57.791
then we stop this,

1084
00:48:57.875 --> 00:49:00.000
and we'll just be
monogamous,

1085
00:49:00.083 --> 00:49:02.000
just her and I,
you know?

1086
00:49:02.083 --> 00:49:05.583
So it's just to have
a bit of fun

1087
00:49:05.666 --> 00:49:07.291
before we get married.

1088
00:49:07.375 --> 00:49:09.166
So you're gonna
show all that.

1089
00:49:09.250 --> 00:49:11.125
It's going to be
a semi-porno thing?

1090
00:49:11.208 --> 00:49:13.583
[Laughter]

1091
00:49:14.916 --> 00:49:16.500
Zoe: OK.
This will be fun.

1092
00:49:16.583 --> 00:49:18.000
Off we go.

1093
00:49:19.583 --> 00:49:21.000
Ollie, voice-over:
It's only 4 months

1094
00:49:21.083 --> 00:49:22.708
until Zoe and I
are getting married.

1095
00:49:22.791 --> 00:49:23.958
Let's make it warm.

1096
00:49:24.041 --> 00:49:25.416
Zoe: Yeah,
that'll be nicer.

1097
00:49:25.500 --> 00:49:27.958
Today is the day
she finally meets Siobhan.

1098
00:49:28.041 --> 00:49:29.708
We're at her place,
supposedly dog sitting.

1099
00:49:29.791 --> 00:49:30.833
Hey, Bowie.

1100
00:49:30.916 --> 00:49:32.666
Want an enema?

1101
00:49:32.750 --> 00:49:34.333
[Zoe laughing]
"OK, Ollie."

1102
00:49:34.416 --> 00:49:35.958
Zoe: Would you
like an enema, Bowie?

1103
00:49:36.041 --> 00:49:37.416
Would you
like an enema?

1104
00:49:37.500 --> 00:49:39.041
Would you like an enema?

1105
00:49:39.125 --> 00:49:40.875
Good thing we're doing it
in the bathtub in case--

1106
00:49:40.958 --> 00:49:42.458
Yeah.

1107
00:49:42.541 --> 00:49:43.750
Ollie, voice-over: In theory,
sharing a home enema kit

1108
00:49:43.833 --> 00:49:45.541
sounded like fun.

1109
00:49:45.625 --> 00:49:46.875
Siobhan: Ooh!

1110
00:49:46.958 --> 00:49:48.875
[Laughing]

1111
00:49:48.958 --> 00:49:50.375
Ollie: You all right?

1112
00:49:50.458 --> 00:49:52.625
Yeah. Are you ready?
Yup.

1113
00:49:52.708 --> 00:49:54.000
OK.

1114
00:49:54.083 --> 00:49:55.458
Ollie, voice-over:
In theory, it seemed like

1115
00:49:55.541 --> 00:49:56.541
the perfect way to prepare
ourselves

1116
00:49:56.625 --> 00:49:57.708
for any eventuality.

1117
00:49:57.791 --> 00:49:59.625
Oh, fuck. OK.

1118
00:49:59.708 --> 00:50:01.375
In theory.

1119
00:50:01.458 --> 00:50:04.083
[Grunting]

1120
00:50:04.166 --> 00:50:05.416
Bowie, no.

1121
00:50:05.500 --> 00:50:08.583
So I'm putting oil
on there.

1122
00:50:08.666 --> 00:50:10.333
Yup.
Aah.

1123
00:50:10.416 --> 00:50:11.541
It's fucking cold.

1124
00:50:11.625 --> 00:50:13.166
OK. Well, I'm just
on your face.

1125
00:50:13.250 --> 00:50:14.541
I'm not looking at your--
we're not looking at your--

1126
00:50:14.625 --> 00:50:16.875
Oh, yeah,
it's happening. Uhh.

1127
00:50:16.958 --> 00:50:21.708
Zoe: OK, so it's going from
the hot water bottle to...

1128
00:50:21.791 --> 00:50:23.708
Zoe: You want
to hold my hand?

1129
00:50:23.791 --> 00:50:25.541
Oh, it's all lubed up,
isn't it?

1130
00:50:25.625 --> 00:50:27.416
Is that the one you used
to put it in your ass?

1131
00:50:27.500 --> 00:50:28.541
[Laughs]

1132
00:50:28.625 --> 00:50:30.250
It's empty. It's empty.

1133
00:50:30.333 --> 00:50:32.041
I'm gonna stay on the
other side of your asshole

1134
00:50:32.125 --> 00:50:33.416
in case it starts.

1135
00:50:33.500 --> 00:50:34.791
[Laughter]

1136
00:50:34.875 --> 00:50:36.791
Poor Bowie's over
there waiting for--

1137
00:50:36.875 --> 00:50:38.708
about to get it
in the face.

1138
00:50:38.791 --> 00:50:41.916
OK, I have
to get up.

1139
00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:44.291
Where are we going,
Bowie? Where is he going?

1140
00:50:44.375 --> 00:50:45.750
Run for your life.

1141
00:50:45.833 --> 00:50:49.750
Ollie: Oh. Ohh. Oh.

1142
00:50:49.833 --> 00:50:51.083
Zoe: OK, if you jump
around a bit,

1143
00:50:51.166 --> 00:50:52.291
don't step in the bath,
though, OK?

1144
00:50:52.375 --> 00:50:53.541
OK.

1145
00:50:53.625 --> 00:50:55.250
Do a little dance.
Do a little wiggle.

1146
00:50:55.333 --> 00:50:59.125
[Inhaling and exhaling]

1147
00:50:59.208 --> 00:51:00.166
Well done.

1148
00:51:00.250 --> 00:51:01.958
[Bowie whimpering]

1149
00:51:02.041 --> 00:51:04.625
Oh, no! Ugh!

1150
00:51:09.291 --> 00:51:10.583
[Inhaling and exhaling]

1151
00:51:10.666 --> 00:51:12.250
Zoe: Tell why we're
doing this.

1152
00:51:12.333 --> 00:51:15.541
OK. So, ahem. We're about
to have our first threesome

1153
00:51:15.625 --> 00:51:17.791
with Siobhan, and there
might be butt play.

1154
00:51:17.875 --> 00:51:19.000
[Whimpers]

1155
00:51:19.083 --> 00:51:21.083
[Growls]

1156
00:51:21.166 --> 00:51:23.375
Zoe: Oh, my God.
OK, OK, OK, go!

1157
00:51:23.458 --> 00:51:25.833
I got to go.
Get away. Get away, Bowie.

1158
00:51:25.916 --> 00:51:28.333
[Zoe chuckles]

1159
00:51:28.416 --> 00:51:30.666
[Ollie groaning, Zoe chuckling]

1160
00:51:35.625 --> 00:51:38.750
[Bowie whimpering]

1161
00:51:38.833 --> 00:51:40.166
Are you OK?

1162
00:51:40.250 --> 00:51:42.291
You know, there are certain
events in your life

1163
00:51:42.375 --> 00:51:45.458
where you appreciate
that you're healthy

1164
00:51:45.541 --> 00:51:49.125
and you appreciate your knees
when you go down hills.

1165
00:51:49.208 --> 00:51:50.666
Yup.

1166
00:51:50.750 --> 00:51:53.500
But today is a day
where I appreciate

1167
00:51:53.583 --> 00:51:55.083
that I've got
a really healthy,

1168
00:51:55.166 --> 00:51:57.125
well-functioning anus.

1169
00:51:57.208 --> 00:52:01.250
It lets me keep
some dignity.

1170
00:52:03.083 --> 00:52:05.333
[Laughing]

1171
00:52:07.083 --> 00:52:09.500
[Music playing on soundtrack]

1172
00:53:19.375 --> 00:53:22.958
[Conversation not audible]

1173
00:53:50.416 --> 00:53:52.916
[Tapping, water running]

1174
00:53:54.708 --> 00:53:56.083
You--you feel OK?

1175
00:53:56.166 --> 00:53:57.458
Zoe: What do
you mean?

1176
00:53:57.541 --> 00:53:59.458
About last night?

1177
00:53:59.541 --> 00:54:00.708
Yes. Ha ha.

1178
00:54:00.791 --> 00:54:02.500
I feel great
about last night.

1179
00:54:02.583 --> 00:54:05.375
You didn't mind seeing
me and Siobhan?

1180
00:54:05.458 --> 00:54:08.125
No. It was good to
watch my man be virile

1181
00:54:08.208 --> 00:54:09.791
with another woman.

1182
00:54:09.875 --> 00:54:12.125
[Muffled]
Wow. Viral.

1183
00:54:12.208 --> 00:54:13.625
Whirr?
What are you...?

1184
00:54:13.708 --> 00:54:16.541
Vi--viral?
Virile.

1185
00:54:16.625 --> 00:54:18.875
I don't--what's that mean?

1186
00:54:18.958 --> 00:54:21.666
It means like,
potent-like,

1187
00:54:21.750 --> 00:54:23.000
like a lion.

1188
00:54:23.083 --> 00:54:24.541
Raw-rawr.

1189
00:54:24.625 --> 00:54:26.333
That's--that's
exactly right.

1190
00:54:26.416 --> 00:54:27.791
Like,
"Rawr-rawr."

1191
00:54:27.875 --> 00:54:29.250
That should
be my middle name.

1192
00:54:29.333 --> 00:54:31.875
Jan Ollie
Viral Lucks?

1193
00:54:31.958 --> 00:54:35.666
Have you and Siobhan
said the L word?

1194
00:54:35.750 --> 00:54:38.875
Um, say again?

1195
00:54:38.958 --> 00:54:41.875
Have you and Siobhan
said the L word?

1196
00:54:43.291 --> 00:54:46.166
No. I don't think--

1197
00:54:46.250 --> 00:54:47.541
I'm not sure we feel
that way.

1198
00:54:47.625 --> 00:54:49.791
I mean, I see her more
as a friend.

1199
00:54:49.875 --> 00:54:52.125
Tom told me
he loved me.

1200
00:54:53.291 --> 00:54:55.500
When?

1201
00:54:55.583 --> 00:54:59.208
A couple days,
there or so, ago.

1202
00:54:59.291 --> 00:55:02.125
What did you say?

1203
00:55:02.208 --> 00:55:06.166
I said, um,
"Me, too."

1204
00:55:07.708 --> 00:55:09.208
He said he'd
suck cock for me,

1205
00:55:09.291 --> 00:55:10.541
which is, like,
pretty much

1206
00:55:10.625 --> 00:55:12.416
the ultimate
declaration of love.

1207
00:55:12.500 --> 00:55:14.041
[Chuckles]

1208
00:55:21.791 --> 00:55:24.833
I suck cock for you
all the time.

1209
00:55:24.916 --> 00:55:26.416
[Chuckles softly]

1210
00:55:27.958 --> 00:55:30.583
[Birds squawking]

1211
00:55:36.291 --> 00:55:37.916
You OK with
the bag, babe?

1212
00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:39.916
Oh, yeah. Well, one of us has
got to film the other one,

1213
00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:41.958
and it's usually you, because
you're becoming increasingly

1214
00:55:42.041 --> 00:55:43.750
the director.
Ollie: No, no, no. I film.

1215
00:55:43.833 --> 00:55:45.083
I don't mind.

1216
00:55:45.166 --> 00:55:47.083
The whole film will
just be my face.

1217
00:55:47.166 --> 00:55:49.333
You're much prettier
than me.

1218
00:55:49.416 --> 00:55:51.625
I just kissed her
hand off-camera.

1219
00:55:51.708 --> 00:55:53.208
You're doing it
on camera now?

1220
00:55:53.291 --> 00:55:55.958
Are you sure that's on?

1221
00:55:56.041 --> 00:55:57.875
[Laughing]

1222
00:56:02.500 --> 00:56:06.166
Come and help.
Grab the other side.

1223
00:56:14.125 --> 00:56:15.541
Want to do cheers?

1224
00:56:15.625 --> 00:56:17.583
[Crunches]

1225
00:56:17.666 --> 00:56:20.625
To us.

1226
00:56:25.291 --> 00:56:27.166
OK. Can you film me?

1227
00:56:27.250 --> 00:56:30.250
You want me
to film you? Sure.

1228
00:56:30.333 --> 00:56:31.750
I feel--

1229
00:56:31.833 --> 00:56:35.291
Oh, goodness. Where are you
going with this, darling?

1230
00:56:35.375 --> 00:56:39.250
Um, I feel
like I'm giving up...

1231
00:56:41.458 --> 00:56:43.333
[Clears throat]
Um...

1232
00:56:44.875 --> 00:56:47.125
I guess I'm just sort of
understanding now that we,

1233
00:56:47.208 --> 00:56:48.708
you know, we're going
over a bridge

1234
00:56:48.791 --> 00:56:51.625
and suddenly, there's
your life with me,

1235
00:56:51.708 --> 00:56:53.416
but there's also a separate
life where you have--

1236
00:56:53.500 --> 00:56:54.750
Right.
secrets.

1237
00:56:54.833 --> 00:56:56.583
Well, they're not secrets.
They're just--

1238
00:56:56.666 --> 00:56:58.083
No, I know.

1239
00:56:58.166 --> 00:57:03.000
But it does feel
like I'm giving up

1240
00:57:03.083 --> 00:57:06.291
part of you and,
you know, like,

1241
00:57:06.375 --> 00:57:09.166
there's only a little
bit less of Zoe left.

1242
00:57:09.250 --> 00:57:13.458
I don't think
when we have kids,

1243
00:57:13.541 --> 00:57:15.958
Tom's gonna fit
into our unit, so...

1244
00:57:19.541 --> 00:57:21.750
OK, serious now.

1245
00:57:24.416 --> 00:57:27.500
Try and be with me
and not with that.

1246
00:57:27.583 --> 00:57:29.333
OK.

1247
00:57:29.416 --> 00:57:32.291
If it wasn't for this film,

1248
00:57:32.375 --> 00:57:35.416
would you ask me
to leave Tom?

1249
00:57:35.500 --> 00:57:38.166
Would you be able
to stop seeing him

1250
00:57:38.250 --> 00:57:41.125
if I asked you
to stop seeing him?

1251
00:57:41.208 --> 00:57:42.708
It doesn't matter.

1252
00:57:42.791 --> 00:57:44.250
When we have kids,

1253
00:57:44.333 --> 00:57:45.875
he's not gonna fit
into our family unit, so...

1254
00:57:45.958 --> 00:57:47.208
OK. We'll just
have kids now.

1255
00:57:47.291 --> 00:57:49.791
What? Yes, now.
Ja!

1256
00:57:49.875 --> 00:57:50.958
[Laughing]

1257
00:57:51.041 --> 00:57:53.708
Ollie: On the ground
next to you.

1258
00:57:53.791 --> 00:57:55.333
Oh, my God. Cuties.

1259
00:57:55.416 --> 00:57:56.416
Little birdie.

1260
00:57:56.500 --> 00:57:58.250
[Chirping]

1261
00:58:01.708 --> 00:58:03.208
What's he gonna do
with that? He's gonna be--

1262
00:58:03.291 --> 00:58:04.791
Oh, he can fly
with it. Ha ha!

1263
00:58:04.875 --> 00:58:07.500
He's a muscle man. Ha ha!

1264
00:58:19.958 --> 00:58:22.375
[Zoe chuckles]

1265
00:58:22.458 --> 00:58:26.041
Zoe: There he is.

1266
00:58:26.125 --> 00:58:29.250
Oh, you sex god.

1267
00:58:29.333 --> 00:58:31.208
Who? Me?

1268
00:58:31.291 --> 00:58:32.583
Ha ha. Yeah, you.
Who? Me?

1269
00:58:32.666 --> 00:58:34.833
[Chuckling]
Yeah.

1270
00:58:34.916 --> 00:58:37.416
You're so handsome.

1271
00:58:43.208 --> 00:58:45.583
[Zoe laughing]

1272
00:58:47.500 --> 00:58:50.916
Ha the Unclear:
♪ I scour the years... ♪

1273
00:58:51.000 --> 00:58:52.750
Zoe: Ha ha! But you don't
have to deal with all this.

1274
00:58:52.833 --> 00:58:54.541
No. All this.

1275
00:58:54.625 --> 00:58:56.125
All of the domestic
neuroses.

1276
00:58:56.208 --> 00:58:57.708
All the domestic
neuroses.

1277
00:58:57.791 --> 00:58:59.458
Oliver can deal with
the domestic neuroses.

1278
00:58:59.541 --> 00:59:00.958
You just get to have a...

1279
00:59:01.041 --> 00:59:03.208
You just take that shit
back down to him.

1280
00:59:03.291 --> 00:59:05.541
good time. Ha ha!

1281
00:59:05.625 --> 00:59:10.250
Ha the Unclear: ♪ Well, I
wish the scientists were wrong ♪

1282
00:59:10.333 --> 00:59:11.541
♪ When they say... ♪

1283
00:59:11.625 --> 00:59:13.125
Do you think
that looks good?

1284
00:59:13.208 --> 00:59:15.375
What do you care?

1285
00:59:15.458 --> 00:59:18.958
You haven't been filming
as much recently.

1286
00:59:23.458 --> 00:59:25.375
Enough.

1287
00:59:25.458 --> 00:59:27.333
[Song ends]

1288
00:59:27.416 --> 00:59:30.416
Now, this must be
where the bulb goes.

1289
00:59:30.500 --> 00:59:33.041
Ohh. Mansplain.

1290
00:59:33.125 --> 00:59:35.250
[Laughter]

1291
00:59:35.333 --> 00:59:38.291
Tom: Can you explain
something for me?

1292
00:59:38.375 --> 00:59:40.125
As long as it's not
about the lamp.

1293
00:59:40.208 --> 00:59:41.416
[Laughs]

1294
00:59:41.500 --> 00:59:43.083
Yeah, it's not
about the lamp.

1295
00:59:43.166 --> 00:59:44.666
No, monogamy.

1296
00:59:44.750 --> 00:59:46.208
OK. Sorry.

1297
00:59:46.291 --> 00:59:50.833
If all these different
versions of yourself exist

1298
00:59:50.916 --> 00:59:53.708
for different people, which
one of those is for me?

1299
00:59:53.791 --> 00:59:57.000
You know
which bit's for you.

1300
00:59:57.083 --> 00:59:58.500
[Soft laughter]

1301
00:59:58.583 --> 01:00:01.166
You're so cute
on the spot.

1302
01:00:01.250 --> 01:00:04.791
Don't. You know
which bit's for you.

1303
01:00:04.875 --> 01:00:08.541
I told you. I've never
done this before.

1304
01:00:08.625 --> 01:00:11.166
I haven't felt like
this before.

1305
01:00:11.250 --> 01:00:13.416
You know.

1306
01:00:15.250 --> 01:00:16.791
Thank you.

1307
01:00:16.875 --> 01:00:18.708
Does that make sense?
Mm-hmm.

1308
01:00:18.791 --> 01:00:20.791
Did I just mansplain
that well enough?

1309
01:00:20.875 --> 01:00:21.916
Mm-hmm.

1310
01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:24.166
Don't shake it.
[Chuckles]

1311
01:00:24.250 --> 01:00:27.166
Zoe: It's working
for you, isn't it?

1312
01:00:27.250 --> 01:00:32.375
You don't want commitment
and a long-term relationship,

1313
01:00:32.458 --> 01:00:34.875
do you?

1314
01:00:34.958 --> 01:00:38.416
Not after your ex.

1315
01:00:42.500 --> 01:00:44.916
Let's make this lamp.

1316
01:00:45.000 --> 01:00:47.625
You do it. Do you
want gin or vodka?

1317
01:00:47.708 --> 01:00:48.791
Tom: Vodka.

1318
01:00:48.875 --> 01:00:50.750
OK. I believe
in you, babe.

1319
01:00:50.833 --> 01:00:51.916
I believe in you.

1320
01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:53.083
You believe in me?

1321
01:00:53.166 --> 01:00:54.375
All I've got to do
is make gin.

1322
01:00:54.458 --> 01:00:56.291
I don't need
a lot of, like, belief.

1323
01:00:56.375 --> 01:00:58.458
I believe--I believe
in your gin.

1324
01:00:58.541 --> 01:01:00.166
[Laughter]

1325
01:01:07.416 --> 01:01:08.708
[Laughter]

1326
01:01:08.791 --> 01:01:10.541
Zoe: That's too tight.

1327
01:01:10.625 --> 01:01:12.708
[Laughter continues]

1328
01:01:14.833 --> 01:01:16.916
Oh, don't.
You'll fall over.

1329
01:01:17.000 --> 01:01:18.250
Let me go up backwards.

1330
01:01:18.333 --> 01:01:20.916
You'll fall over.
No, you're too pissed.

1331
01:01:21.000 --> 01:01:22.875
No, you're too pissed
to do this.

1332
01:01:22.958 --> 01:01:24.750
[Laughter]

1333
01:01:24.833 --> 01:01:27.083
OK. Ha ha!
You can't carry--

1334
01:01:27.166 --> 01:01:28.500
Tom: I don't think this
is how you go upstairs.

1335
01:01:28.583 --> 01:01:31.000
You're never going
to make it.

1336
01:01:31.083 --> 01:01:33.250
You're never going to make it.

1337
01:01:58.083 --> 01:01:59.666
Zoe: OK, come on.

1338
01:01:59.750 --> 01:02:04.291
Don't. Be normal.
[Laughs]

1339
01:02:04.375 --> 01:02:06.708
OK. You look good.

1340
01:02:10.208 --> 01:02:13.125
Zoe: Hi!

1341
01:02:19.083 --> 01:02:20.125
Hey.

1342
01:02:20.208 --> 01:02:21.291
Zoe: Hi!

1343
01:02:21.375 --> 01:02:22.791
Hello.
Hey, baby.

1344
01:02:22.875 --> 01:02:24.166
Mwah.

1345
01:02:24.250 --> 01:02:25.416
How are you?
Good, good, good.

1346
01:02:25.500 --> 01:02:26.791
Hey.
Zoe: So...

1347
01:02:26.875 --> 01:02:28.083
How's it going, man?
Nice to meet you.

1348
01:02:28.166 --> 01:02:30.166
Yeah. Good to meet
you, too.

1349
01:02:30.250 --> 01:02:32.708
Zoe: No. Have a hug.
Hug it out.

1350
01:02:32.791 --> 01:02:34.583
Hug it out.

1351
01:02:34.666 --> 01:02:35.875
Hey, dude.

1352
01:02:35.958 --> 01:02:37.083
Zoe: A bit weird.

1353
01:02:37.166 --> 01:02:38.500
Ollie:
Good to meet you.

1354
01:02:38.583 --> 01:02:41.500
Yeah. Welcome.
Ollie: Yeah. Thanks.

1355
01:02:41.583 --> 01:02:43.458
OK. Shall we go in?

1356
01:02:43.541 --> 01:02:44.500
Zoe: Yeah.

1357
01:02:44.583 --> 01:02:45.833
Bleah.

1358
01:02:45.916 --> 01:02:48.791
Zoe: Aw. You guys look
cute together.

1359
01:02:48.875 --> 01:02:51.083
[Men chuckle]
Zoe: Is that weird?

1360
01:02:51.166 --> 01:02:52.250
You're weird.

1361
01:02:52.333 --> 01:02:54.583
I know I'm weird.

1362
01:02:58.541 --> 01:03:02.541
[Zoe laughs]

1363
01:03:02.625 --> 01:03:04.833
Right.

1364
01:03:08.541 --> 01:03:10.208
Hmm.

1365
01:03:10.291 --> 01:03:11.625
[Zoe laughs]

1366
01:03:11.708 --> 01:03:12.958
Yeah. Should we...?

1367
01:03:13.041 --> 01:03:15.125
Well, now, guys...
have coffee or...?

1368
01:03:15.208 --> 01:03:16.583
Zoe: Let's make some tea.

1369
01:03:16.666 --> 01:03:17.875
Yes, yes.
OK, put your bag down, babe.

1370
01:03:17.958 --> 01:03:19.291
Tea, tea. I'll put
the kettle on.

1371
01:03:19.375 --> 01:03:20.833
Make some tea.
Put the kettle on.

1372
01:03:20.916 --> 01:03:22.125
[Whispers]
Are you OK?

1373
01:03:22.208 --> 01:03:23.083
Yes.

1374
01:03:23.166 --> 01:03:24.583
OK.

1375
01:03:31.791 --> 01:03:34.458
Zoe: You're both directors.

1376
01:03:34.541 --> 01:03:36.666
Did you feel threatened
by that?

1377
01:03:36.750 --> 01:03:38.333
I think our genres
are, like,

1378
01:03:38.416 --> 01:03:39.708
you're more fiction, eh?

1379
01:03:39.791 --> 01:03:40.833
Yeah.

1380
01:03:40.916 --> 01:03:42.208
And theater.
And theater.

1381
01:03:42.291 --> 01:03:44.041
I don't do any theater.

1382
01:03:44.125 --> 01:03:46.416
And you make
documentaries, right?

1383
01:03:46.500 --> 01:03:47.875
Mm-hmm.

1384
01:03:47.958 --> 01:03:50.708
So, I mean, is that
really directing?

1385
01:03:50.791 --> 01:03:52.583
Quick. Film my feet!

1386
01:03:53.625 --> 01:03:56.333
Ollie: Filmmaking is so much
energy and effort, right?

1387
01:03:56.416 --> 01:03:57.833
Tom: Mm.

1388
01:03:57.916 --> 01:03:59.708
Ollie: I guess the
documentaries I make have me

1389
01:03:59.791 --> 01:04:02.916
in it because then I care
enough to work my ass off.

1390
01:04:03.000 --> 01:04:04.458
You know?

1391
01:04:04.541 --> 01:04:06.958
Zoe: Because you care so
much about yourself, babe.

1392
01:04:07.041 --> 01:04:09.250
Tom: You think that by
having yourself in them,

1393
01:04:09.333 --> 01:04:10.750
it makes you
care more...

1394
01:04:10.833 --> 01:04:12.083
Yeah, it's the only thing
that makes him care.

1395
01:04:12.166 --> 01:04:13.416
Fuck. That sounds
really bad. OK.

1396
01:04:13.500 --> 01:04:14.500
rather than
the subjects.

1397
01:04:14.583 --> 01:04:16.208
Can I rephrase my answer?

1398
01:04:16.291 --> 01:04:18.250
[Laughter]

1399
01:04:18.333 --> 01:04:21.583
I wouldn't, Ollie.
I wouldn't.

1400
01:04:21.666 --> 01:04:22.916
Zoe, voice-over: I
don't think it's anything

1401
01:04:23.000 --> 01:04:24.333
to be ashamed of.

1402
01:04:24.416 --> 01:04:25.958
It's understanding
myself better

1403
01:04:26.041 --> 01:04:28.291
and sharing those lessons and
then others--people can--

1404
01:04:28.375 --> 01:04:30.375
Zoe: Exactly.
Tom: It makes sense.

1405
01:04:30.458 --> 01:04:33.166
You just worded it
really badly.

1406
01:04:33.250 --> 01:04:35.500
[Zoe laughing]

1407
01:04:35.583 --> 01:04:38.375
Zoe: We want to show the world

1408
01:04:38.458 --> 01:04:40.625
through our own experiences

1409
01:04:40.708 --> 01:04:44.833
what vulnerability and love
and intimacy can be like,

1410
01:04:44.916 --> 01:04:47.000
but you're always behind
the camera,

1411
01:04:47.083 --> 01:04:49.000
so you're kind of taking
away that vulnerability

1412
01:04:49.083 --> 01:04:50.291
because you are...

1413
01:04:50.375 --> 01:04:51.708
Hiding behind it.

1414
01:04:51.791 --> 01:04:53.083
Because you're hiding
behind the camera.

1415
01:04:53.166 --> 01:04:54.125
Behind my shield.

1416
01:04:54.208 --> 01:04:55.333
Yeah.

1417
01:04:55.416 --> 01:04:57.125
That's true.

1418
01:04:57.208 --> 01:05:02.333
And in a way, run away
from what's really happening

1419
01:05:02.416 --> 01:05:04.333
by putting a camera
in front of it.

1420
01:05:04.416 --> 01:05:05.583
[Rain]

1421
01:05:05.666 --> 01:05:08.083
[Rock music blaring]

1422
01:05:32.750 --> 01:05:33.833
Zoe: You like it?

1423
01:05:33.916 --> 01:05:35.000
Ollie: It's very cinematic.

1424
01:05:35.083 --> 01:05:38.291
[Laughing]
Cinematic?

1425
01:05:38.375 --> 01:05:39.916
Zoe: Are we doing a cheers?

1426
01:05:40.000 --> 01:05:41.875
Cheers.
Cheers.

1427
01:05:41.958 --> 01:05:43.166
[Indistinct].

1428
01:05:43.250 --> 01:05:46.916
Ollie: Yum.
Thanks for that, Tom.

1429
01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:48.583
[Laughs]

1430
01:05:48.666 --> 01:05:50.833
Zoe: You're actually
gonna--oh, my God.

1431
01:05:50.916 --> 01:05:52.750
Do you want
to feel my ring?

1432
01:05:52.833 --> 01:05:55.208
There you go.
Are you having a good time?

1433
01:05:55.291 --> 01:05:56.416
Ollie: Yes.

1434
01:05:56.500 --> 01:05:59.541
Are you actually
having a good time?

1435
01:05:59.625 --> 01:06:03.166
[Zoe laughing]

1436
01:06:03.250 --> 01:06:05.333
Let's just take this dance.

1437
01:06:05.416 --> 01:06:07.666
[Dance music playing]

1438
01:06:09.833 --> 01:06:11.208
Zoe: Ollie,
you got to dance.

1439
01:06:11.291 --> 01:06:12.916
[Tom chuckling]

1440
01:06:14.291 --> 01:06:17.166
Zoe: Come and dance.
Come on.

1441
01:06:17.250 --> 01:06:19.458
He hates dancing.

1442
01:06:26.416 --> 01:06:28.208
Zoe: Ollie!

1443
01:06:29.250 --> 01:06:31.166
You can dance, Ollie.

1444
01:06:31.250 --> 01:06:33.208
I'll stop, then
you ask me to dance.

1445
01:06:33.291 --> 01:06:36.166
That's great.

1446
01:06:36.250 --> 01:06:38.791
[Music playing on soundtrack]

1447
01:07:06.000 --> 01:07:08.583
Zoe: What time is it?

1448
01:07:08.666 --> 01:07:12.166
Tom: How's midnight?
[Zoe laughs]

1449
01:07:12.250 --> 01:07:14.333
Ollie: It's 13 past midnight.

1450
01:07:14.416 --> 01:07:18.875
It's 13 and 47 seconds
past 12:00.

1451
01:07:18.958 --> 01:07:20.583
[Zoe chuckling]

1452
01:07:20.666 --> 01:07:23.166
Ollie: All right.
Zoe: Time to go.

1453
01:07:23.250 --> 01:07:27.000
Zoe: Ohh. Thanks. I can
never find the holes.

1454
01:07:27.083 --> 01:07:29.333
Tom: I'm really good
at finding them.

1455
01:07:29.416 --> 01:07:31.041
[Zoe laughing]

1456
01:07:34.791 --> 01:07:36.791
Ollie: Can you hold
the camera?

1457
01:07:36.875 --> 01:07:39.875
Zoe: You want me to watch
you put on your jacket?

1458
01:07:39.958 --> 01:07:41.208
No.

1459
01:07:41.291 --> 01:07:42.583
Let me. Let me.
Come here. Come here.

1460
01:07:42.666 --> 01:07:43.791
No, no. That's all right.
Come on.

1461
01:07:43.875 --> 01:07:45.375
Come on, Ollie.

1462
01:07:45.458 --> 01:07:47.041
Zoe: Come on. No, no.
Do it. Go with it, Ollie.

1463
01:07:47.125 --> 01:07:48.250
Ollie: Thanks, babe.

1464
01:07:48.333 --> 01:07:49.583
Yeah.
Zoe: Aw.

1465
01:07:49.666 --> 01:07:51.625
Who you calling
babe, me or him?

1466
01:07:51.708 --> 01:07:53.625
Both.
Both! Ha ha!

1467
01:07:53.708 --> 01:07:54.958
Bye-o.

1468
01:07:55.041 --> 01:07:56.291
OK. Oof.

1469
01:07:56.375 --> 01:07:57.916
All right.

1470
01:08:24.083 --> 01:08:27.250
So this is Tom's room.

1471
01:08:27.333 --> 01:08:33.000
Um, last night we came home,
and I made out with Tom,

1472
01:08:33.083 --> 01:08:35.708
which Zoe loved.

1473
01:08:37.416 --> 01:08:39.166
It was great.

1474
01:08:40.291 --> 01:08:46.541
And then I sucked him off,
he sucked me off.

1475
01:08:49.166 --> 01:08:54.375
And we started to fuck.

1476
01:08:54.458 --> 01:08:57.333
And I asked him
to pull out again,

1477
01:08:57.416 --> 01:09:02.625
and I peeled off--I peeled
the condom off his cock.

1478
01:09:02.708 --> 01:09:05.166
It was like the last little bit
of control I had

1479
01:09:05.250 --> 01:09:07.291
over their relationship.

1480
01:09:08.791 --> 01:09:11.500
And--because I asked them
to use a condom

1481
01:09:11.583 --> 01:09:14.833
whenever they had sex,
and they have.

1482
01:09:14.916 --> 01:09:16.958
And I just wanted to be
the one that peels it off

1483
01:09:17.041 --> 01:09:19.791
and allow them to feel
each other properly

1484
01:09:19.875 --> 01:09:21.750
for the first time.

1485
01:09:23.000 --> 01:09:24.541
And then this morning
I woke up,

1486
01:09:24.625 --> 01:09:26.916
and they were already
having sex next to me,

1487
01:09:27.000 --> 01:09:30.000
and now are having
a shower together.

1488
01:09:30.083 --> 01:09:32.916
I don't like having showers
with someone.

1489
01:09:33.000 --> 01:09:35.916
I don't want to be in a shower
with someone else.

1490
01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:38.000
I think it's inefficient.

1491
01:09:38.083 --> 01:09:40.000
You just--you don't get
enough water,

1492
01:09:40.083 --> 01:09:42.708
and half the time, you get cold.

1493
01:09:42.791 --> 01:09:45.625
It's not really the place
to do small talk.

1494
01:09:45.708 --> 01:09:50.291
I'm there to wash myself
and get clean.

1495
01:09:50.375 --> 01:09:51.791
In, out.

1496
01:09:51.875 --> 01:09:56.375
Um, yeah, I prefer to
have a shower by myself,

1497
01:09:56.458 --> 01:09:58.583
so I'll just wait
till they're done.

1498
01:10:00.041 --> 01:10:04.541
And then I'll have a shower,
and then we'll get dressed,

1499
01:10:04.625 --> 01:10:08.750
and we'll have breakfast.

1500
01:10:08.833 --> 01:10:12.208
Yeah. It was a great night.

1501
01:10:55.125 --> 01:10:56.916
[Laughs]

1502
01:10:57.000 --> 01:10:58.208
Whoo-hoo.

1503
01:10:58.291 --> 01:11:00.625
Zoe: OK.

1504
01:11:06.666 --> 01:11:08.583
Ollie: You all right?

1505
01:11:10.916 --> 01:11:13.625
OK, so if you sit
over there, I was thinking.

1506
01:11:13.708 --> 01:11:15.875
This is for a wide shot.

1507
01:11:17.875 --> 01:11:19.416
Tom: Down there?

1508
01:11:19.500 --> 01:11:21.125
Ollie: Yeah,
just down there.

1509
01:11:32.125 --> 01:11:35.625
[Cell phone ringing]

1510
01:11:53.041 --> 01:11:56.041
[Computer chimes]
Ollie: Hi.

1511
01:11:56.125 --> 01:11:57.500
Zoe: Hi.

1512
01:11:59.291 --> 01:12:01.666
How are you?

1513
01:12:03.375 --> 01:12:05.166
I'm OK.

1514
01:12:07.125 --> 01:12:08.208
How are you?

1515
01:12:08.291 --> 01:12:10.083
Terrible.

1516
01:12:11.208 --> 01:12:12.958
[Sighs]

1517
01:12:13.041 --> 01:12:15.166
What are you doing tonight?

1518
01:12:15.250 --> 01:12:17.041
Nothing.

1519
01:12:19.333 --> 01:12:21.250
What are you doing
tomorrow?

1520
01:12:24.833 --> 01:12:27.541
What's about to happen?

1521
01:12:27.625 --> 01:12:30.291
Zoe: I think we
should break up.

1522
01:12:36.125 --> 01:12:38.625
What?

1523
01:12:38.708 --> 01:12:40.583
[Zoe sighs]

1524
01:12:40.666 --> 01:12:43.125
Ollie:
We were perfect.

1525
01:12:45.833 --> 01:12:48.250
I was perfect for you.

1526
01:12:48.333 --> 01:12:51.916
You were always pretending?

1527
01:12:52.000 --> 01:12:54.625
Babe, I wasn't pretending.

1528
01:12:54.708 --> 01:12:57.291
I feel in love with you,
and I loved you,

1529
01:12:57.375 --> 01:13:01.583
and I've been loving you
for the last 3 1/2 years.

1530
01:13:01.666 --> 01:13:03.208
And that stopped?

1531
01:13:03.291 --> 01:13:05.000
[Zoe whispers]

1532
01:13:05.083 --> 01:13:08.583
Yeah, I think it stopped.

1533
01:13:08.666 --> 01:13:10.916
[Zoe sighs]

1534
01:13:13.208 --> 01:13:14.958
When?

1535
01:13:15.041 --> 01:13:17.375
[Instrumental music playing
on soundtrack]

1536
01:13:22.958 --> 01:13:26.583
When I fell in love
with someone else.

1537
01:13:35.125 --> 01:13:36.666
Oh, fuck.

1538
01:13:36.750 --> 01:13:38.166
[Exhales]

1539
01:13:56.500 --> 01:13:59.166
Ohh, fuck.

1540
01:14:04.583 --> 01:14:06.875
[Call ends as computer chimes]

1541
01:14:21.791 --> 01:14:24.000
[Exhales]

1542
01:14:27.416 --> 01:14:30.166
Even though we
promised ourselves

1543
01:14:30.250 --> 01:14:35.708
to be the most important thing
to each other...

1544
01:14:35.791 --> 01:14:38.166
the heart wants what
it wants, and...

1545
01:14:39.750 --> 01:14:42.833
there's just nothing
I could do.

1546
01:14:42.916 --> 01:14:45.916
[Sobbing softly]

1547
01:14:46.000 --> 01:14:49.541
Because right now I feel like
I've been abandoned.

1548
01:14:49.625 --> 01:14:53.916
I was just...

1549
01:14:54.000 --> 01:14:55.875
it was almost a slam
in my face last night,

1550
01:14:55.958 --> 01:14:59.541
and I had no reason--no way
to talk about it.

1551
01:14:59.625 --> 01:15:02.833
And I don't even know
what's happening.

1552
01:15:05.833 --> 01:15:07.750
[Exhales]

1553
01:15:07.833 --> 01:15:10.833
I made the mistake of going
on Facebook...

1554
01:15:12.666 --> 01:15:15.750
and checking her
relationship status.

1555
01:15:15.833 --> 01:15:20.125
And it's not listed as engaged
to me anymore.

1556
01:15:22.916 --> 01:15:28.666
And the last three weeks,
I lost about, like, 8 kg,

1557
01:15:28.750 --> 01:15:30.458
not cause I wanted to,

1558
01:15:30.541 --> 01:15:34.375
but 'cause
my appetite's gone.

1559
01:15:38.125 --> 01:15:39.541
[Ollie sighs]

1560
01:15:39.625 --> 01:15:41.291
Ollie: I said good-bye
to Siobhan last night.

1561
01:15:41.375 --> 01:15:44.333
I don't know in what capacity
I'll see her again.

1562
01:15:44.416 --> 01:15:48.750
Um, yeah.

1563
01:15:50.291 --> 01:15:55.291
I just started your
commitment to this.

1564
01:15:55.375 --> 01:15:58.625
I think we...
Ollie: Need to?

1565
01:15:58.708 --> 01:16:01.166
need to connect
a whole lot more.

1566
01:16:01.250 --> 01:16:07.541
Because this is all just
skimming the surface.

1567
01:16:07.625 --> 01:16:09.291
You think it's worth it

1568
01:16:09.375 --> 01:16:10.958
to put up with this planning

1569
01:16:11.041 --> 01:16:14.125
and me wanting
more of you?

1570
01:16:19.708 --> 01:16:23.166
You can understand
where I'm coming from...

1571
01:16:24.708 --> 01:16:26.833
right?

1572
01:16:26.916 --> 01:16:28.875
Yes.

1573
01:16:33.416 --> 01:16:38.416
Ollie, voice-over: I lost Zoe,
I lost Siobhan.

1574
01:16:39.541 --> 01:16:42.458
I couldn't lose the film
as well.

1575
01:16:47.791 --> 01:16:50.125
Ollie: Hi.
Woman: Hello.

1576
01:16:50.208 --> 01:16:52.083
I'm Ollie.
Hi.

1577
01:16:52.166 --> 01:16:55.000
Um, right. Shall we
start with the board?

1578
01:16:55.083 --> 01:16:56.666
Hi. My name is
Georgia Pringle,

1579
01:16:56.750 --> 01:16:58.916
and I'm with Gail Cowan
Management.

1580
01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:02.083
I am Alice May Connolly.

1581
01:17:02.166 --> 01:17:03.833
These are my feet.

1582
01:17:03.916 --> 01:17:05.208
[Ollie chuckles]

1583
01:17:05.291 --> 01:17:07.125
My name is Romy Hooper.

1584
01:17:07.208 --> 01:17:09.333
Erin Howell, no agent.
I'm Sheena.

1585
01:17:09.416 --> 01:17:11.875
Um, this is my piece of paper.

1586
01:17:11.958 --> 01:17:13.458
I'm with Auckland Actors.

1587
01:17:13.541 --> 01:17:15.625
Ollie: Yeah. And--let's do
a run-through,

1588
01:17:15.708 --> 01:17:17.291
and then I might zoom in
on certain sections.

1589
01:17:17.375 --> 01:17:18.375
Woman: OK.

1590
01:17:18.458 --> 01:17:19.625
Ollie: We'll see
how it goes.

1591
01:17:19.708 --> 01:17:21.208
What's
about to happen?

1592
01:17:21.291 --> 01:17:23.041
I think
we should break up.

1593
01:17:23.125 --> 01:17:24.916
I think--Ollie, yeah.

1594
01:17:25.000 --> 01:17:27.125
I think we should
call off the wedding.

1595
01:17:27.208 --> 01:17:29.000
Ollie: What?

1596
01:17:29.083 --> 01:17:30.375
When you love someone,

1597
01:17:30.458 --> 01:17:32.250
you think you'll love
them forever,

1598
01:17:32.333 --> 01:17:34.583
but you really need
to, like, maintain

1599
01:17:34.666 --> 01:17:35.875
the thing.

1600
01:17:35.958 --> 01:17:37.208
Ollie: You're
always pretending.

1601
01:17:37.291 --> 01:17:39.541
Babe, I wasn't pretending.

1602
01:17:39.625 --> 01:17:41.333
I fell in love with you...

1603
01:17:41.416 --> 01:17:44.041
And I loved you, and I've
loved you...

1604
01:17:44.125 --> 01:17:46.375
for 3 1/2 years.

1605
01:17:46.458 --> 01:17:47.708
Ollie:
And that stopped?

1606
01:17:47.791 --> 01:17:50.291
I think it stopped.
Ollie: When?

1607
01:17:50.375 --> 01:17:53.333
When I fell in love
with someone else.

1608
01:17:53.416 --> 01:17:55.541
When I fell in love
with someone else.

1609
01:17:55.625 --> 01:17:57.458
When I fell in love
with someone else.

1610
01:17:57.541 --> 01:18:01.291
When I fell in love
with someone else.

1611
01:18:06.500 --> 01:18:09.250
Oh, fuck.
That's sad, Ollie.

1612
01:18:09.333 --> 01:18:11.125
You all right?
Yeah.

1613
01:18:11.208 --> 01:18:12.708
Are you...?

1614
01:18:12.791 --> 01:18:14.416
No, genuinely fine.

1615
01:18:14.500 --> 01:18:15.791
That was good.

1616
01:18:15.875 --> 01:18:19.333
It started off quite
aggressive and defensive,

1617
01:18:19.416 --> 01:18:20.875
which is fine later,

1618
01:18:20.958 --> 01:18:22.750
but it was already there
at the start.

1619
01:18:22.833 --> 01:18:24.250
Ah, so was it? OK.

1620
01:18:24.333 --> 01:18:26.166
And after
"I'm perfect for you,"

1621
01:18:26.250 --> 01:18:27.750
give it a solid pause.

1622
01:18:27.833 --> 01:18:29.416
So then straight
into another one?

1623
01:18:29.500 --> 01:18:30.916
Yup.

1624
01:18:42.375 --> 01:18:44.875
Ollie, voice-over:
The story of this film started

1625
01:18:44.958 --> 01:18:46.625
almost 5 years ago.

1626
01:18:46.708 --> 01:18:50.250
My fiancee and I decided to
make a documentary about us,

1627
01:18:50.333 --> 01:18:54.291
exploring alternatives
to monogamy.

1628
01:18:54.375 --> 01:18:57.875
Our documentary became my film

1629
01:18:57.958 --> 01:19:01.333
when she left me
for the new guy--Tom.

1630
01:19:02.875 --> 01:19:06.000
3 years later,
with permission from my ex,

1631
01:19:06.083 --> 01:19:10.125
I cast an actress, Natalie,
to finish the film with.

1632
01:19:10.208 --> 01:19:12.416
5 part, 3A,
take one.

1633
01:19:12.500 --> 01:19:13.750
100, take 3.

1634
01:19:13.833 --> 01:19:15.250
Man: Mark 2 for the GoPro

1635
01:19:15.333 --> 01:19:17.083
and the handheld.

1636
01:19:17.166 --> 01:19:20.000
Ollie, voice-over: Natalie
also became the co-writer.

1637
01:19:20.083 --> 01:19:22.958
Together we watched the original
documentary footage,

1638
01:19:23.041 --> 01:19:26.166
the parts we could use
and what we would recreate.

1639
01:19:26.250 --> 01:19:27.958
Let's look back
to what we had

1640
01:19:28.041 --> 01:19:31.333
before we started
this madness.

1641
01:19:31.416 --> 01:19:33.875
We were perfect.

1642
01:19:33.958 --> 01:19:35.375
Ollie's ex on video:
It was perfect for you.

1643
01:19:35.458 --> 01:19:37.750
Natalie:
Oh, fuck.

1644
01:19:40.416 --> 01:19:41.958
[Laughs]

1645
01:19:42.041 --> 01:19:43.625
[Laughs]

1646
01:19:43.708 --> 01:19:45.083
Good night...

1647
01:19:45.166 --> 01:19:46.750
Zoe: It was good to
watch my man be virile

1648
01:19:46.833 --> 01:19:48.000
with another woman.

1649
01:19:48.083 --> 01:19:49.083
Like, rawr.

1650
01:19:49.166 --> 01:19:51.166
Whirr?
What are you?

1651
01:19:51.250 --> 01:19:53.333
Vi--viral?
Virile.

1652
01:19:53.416 --> 01:19:54.333
Virile.

1653
01:19:54.416 --> 01:19:55.291
Yeah. Virile.

1654
01:19:55.375 --> 01:19:56.416
What's that mean?

1655
01:19:56.500 --> 01:19:57.875
With male potency.

1656
01:19:57.958 --> 01:19:59.333
Cool. That should be
my middle name.

1657
01:19:59.416 --> 01:20:01.333
That should be
my middle name.

1658
01:20:01.416 --> 01:20:04.041
[Laughter]

1659
01:20:04.125 --> 01:20:05.625
What are you
doing, you idiot?

1660
01:20:05.708 --> 01:20:06.875
So the camera can
pick it up.

1661
01:20:06.958 --> 01:20:08.333
Well, it's--it's
more cinematic.

1662
01:20:08.416 --> 01:20:10.000
You're thinking more
about how it looks

1663
01:20:10.083 --> 01:20:11.541
than about
how it feels.

1664
01:20:11.625 --> 01:20:12.916
My leg was adumbo.

1665
01:20:13.000 --> 01:20:14.000
Akimbo.

1666
01:20:14.083 --> 01:20:15.500
Ollie: Akimbo.

1667
01:20:16.791 --> 01:20:17.916
It's kind of weird.

1668
01:20:18.000 --> 01:20:19.208
I feel like a creepy old man

1669
01:20:19.291 --> 01:20:22.541
that sort of
recreates his old life.

1670
01:20:22.625 --> 01:20:23.958
Yeah. Cut. Fuck.

1671
01:20:24.041 --> 01:20:25.291
You got that.
You got what you wanted.

1672
01:20:25.375 --> 01:20:26.875
Woman: Yeah, it's great.

1673
01:20:26.958 --> 01:20:28.541
It didn't feel
authentic.

1674
01:20:28.625 --> 01:20:30.041
What didn't feel
authentic?

1675
01:20:30.125 --> 01:20:31.458
That's not
how it happened.

1676
01:20:31.541 --> 01:20:33.000
Natalie:
It's great, Ollie.

1677
01:20:33.083 --> 01:20:34.541
Woman: You don't need
another take, Ollie.

1678
01:20:34.625 --> 01:20:36.166
Ollie: You guys are
just full of shit.

1679
01:20:37.625 --> 01:20:40.166
Ollie, voice-over:
Siobhan is real.

1680
01:20:40.250 --> 01:20:42.916
My mother is real.

1681
01:20:43.000 --> 01:20:47.750
Bowie and Wilbur, real.

1682
01:20:47.833 --> 01:20:50.166
And this is the voice
of my real ex.

1683
01:20:50.250 --> 01:20:52.083
Ollie's ex: Pretend like
I just said something

1684
01:20:52.166 --> 01:20:53.833
that's kind of
a bit shocking

1685
01:20:53.916 --> 01:20:55.250
and surprising.

1686
01:20:55.333 --> 01:20:57.958
No, don't act. Ohh,
you're the worst.

1687
01:20:58.041 --> 01:20:59.916
[Laughs]

1688
01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:02.083
Ollie, voice-over: While she
has moved on from the project,

1689
01:21:02.166 --> 01:21:05.125
she is happy for me to use
some of our recordings.

1690
01:21:05.208 --> 01:21:08.625
[Ollie's ex humming on video]

1691
01:21:08.708 --> 01:21:12.583
Ollie on video: What if your
man diminishes in his shine,

1692
01:21:12.666 --> 01:21:16.333
becomes grubby,
stinky, lazy,

1693
01:21:16.416 --> 01:21:17.750
mooches over...

1694
01:21:17.833 --> 01:21:19.416
Ollie's ex: What do you
mean, "becomes"?

1695
01:21:19.500 --> 01:21:21.916
[Ollie and ex
laughing on video]

1696
01:21:27.333 --> 01:21:29.291
Ollie: Yeah,
let's cut that out.

1697
01:21:29.375 --> 01:21:32.000
[Ex laughing]

1698
01:21:32.083 --> 01:21:34.541
[Sound of wind blowing]

1699
01:21:44.333 --> 01:21:46.250
[Needle buzzing]

1700
01:21:50.625 --> 01:21:52.208
Ollie:
Pull my sleeve back.

1701
01:21:52.291 --> 01:21:53.958
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1702
01:21:54.041 --> 01:21:56.083
When did you
get this?

1703
01:21:56.166 --> 01:21:58.541
As soon as she
broke up with me.

1704
01:21:58.625 --> 01:22:00.416
It better not
be a dick.

1705
01:22:00.500 --> 01:22:01.500
[Laughs]

1706
01:22:01.583 --> 01:22:02.791
Why?

1707
01:22:02.875 --> 01:22:04.583
It's to remind me of
the lessons learned

1708
01:22:04.666 --> 01:22:05.833
in the last two weeks.

1709
01:22:05.916 --> 01:22:07.166
[Hesitantly]
That's good.

1710
01:22:07.250 --> 01:22:08.916
[Laughter]

1711
01:22:09.000 --> 01:22:10.666
Yeah, I was thinking
I'm gonna get a square

1712
01:22:10.750 --> 01:22:12.666
and a triangle
on this one.

1713
01:22:15.416 --> 01:22:17.833
Ollie, voice-over:
I got the tattoo to remember

1714
01:22:17.916 --> 01:22:20.041
my flaws and become better,

1715
01:22:20.125 --> 01:22:23.458
that I can't have my
cake and eat it, too.

1716
01:22:23.541 --> 01:22:24.875
But in the years following,

1717
01:22:24.958 --> 01:22:27.708
emotions rewrote
the story in my head.

1718
01:22:27.791 --> 01:22:30.958
I recast myself as the victim

1719
01:22:31.041 --> 01:22:35.125
over and over again.

1720
01:22:36.916 --> 01:22:39.708
But rewatching
what actually happened,

1721
01:22:39.791 --> 01:22:42.500
turns out I forgot
the worst version of me.

1722
01:22:42.583 --> 01:22:45.458
You are in competition
with my career.

1723
01:22:45.541 --> 01:22:47.541
Ex: What do you mean?

1724
01:22:47.625 --> 01:22:49.708
Like, my career is
as important to me

1725
01:22:49.791 --> 01:22:51.333
as you are.

1726
01:22:51.416 --> 01:22:53.541
Ex: Well, what if we
don't have enough money

1727
01:22:53.625 --> 01:22:55.041
to have a wedding?

1728
01:22:55.125 --> 01:22:56.875
Then we postpone
our wedding.

1729
01:22:56.958 --> 01:22:59.125
It's my fucking
industry.

1730
01:22:59.208 --> 01:23:02.000
I can only have
so much certainty.

1731
01:23:02.083 --> 01:23:06.791
She is a nymphomaniac.
She needs it a lot.

1732
01:23:12.625 --> 01:23:13.708
Ow.

1733
01:23:13.791 --> 01:23:15.750
You are a complete
asshole.

1734
01:23:17.958 --> 01:23:20.041
No wonder she left you.

1735
01:23:21.916 --> 01:23:23.666
[Loud thud,
muffled sound of waves]

1736
01:23:23.750 --> 01:23:25.666
Ollie, voice-over: The truth is

1737
01:23:25.791 --> 01:23:28.791
I neglected her pain
in all of this.

1738
01:23:28.875 --> 01:23:31.083
I wouldn't stop filming,

1739
01:23:31.166 --> 01:23:33.625
even as our relationship
fell apart

1740
01:23:33.708 --> 01:23:38.458
because It made for
a good story of me falling.

1741
01:24:02.500 --> 01:24:04.333
Natalie: OK, good.

1742
01:24:07.166 --> 01:24:09.333
Oh, that was good.

1743
01:24:11.166 --> 01:24:12.833
Natalie: OK, so the fall
was quite good,

1744
01:24:12.916 --> 01:24:14.958
but then the deliberate
sticking out of the leg

1745
01:24:15.041 --> 01:24:18.333
afterwards was
very manufactured.

1746
01:24:18.416 --> 01:24:19.958
OK, the fall was good.

1747
01:24:20.041 --> 01:24:23.375
Now you need to work on
your acting afterwards.

1748
01:24:23.458 --> 01:24:25.666
[Ollie grunts, chuckles]

1749
01:24:30.125 --> 01:24:31.916
[Yells]

1750
01:24:36.041 --> 01:24:37.583
Ollie, voice-over:
If I'm honest,

1751
01:24:37.666 --> 01:24:39.750
I was never right for
an open relationship

1752
01:24:39.833 --> 01:24:42.333
or polyamory.

1753
01:24:42.416 --> 01:24:44.041
Looking back, maybe her and I

1754
01:24:44.125 --> 01:24:46.958
just weren't as good
a match as I remembered.

1755
01:24:47.041 --> 01:24:48.625
They say an optimist is

1756
01:24:48.708 --> 01:24:51.666
only ever two people away
from a threesome.

1757
01:24:51.750 --> 01:24:55.000
That's all bullshit.
A bunch of scheisse.

1758
01:24:55.083 --> 01:24:59.500
I think next time,
I'll just have cake.