1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:39,169 [pen rasping] 4 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,823 [Matt] Have you ever stolen anything? 5 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,132 No. 6 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,134 Not really. 7 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:55,838 Pens. I've stolen pens... [mumbles] 8 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:57,013 Just pens. 9 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,452 [Matt] What's the worst thing you've ever done? 10 00:01:04,803 --> 00:01:06,109 That's private. 11 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:08,285 [Matt] Mm. 12 00:01:11,854 --> 00:01:13,160 Are you religious? 13 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,336 No. 14 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:16,989 My family is. 15 00:01:18,339 --> 00:01:20,080 But, we're not close... 16 00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,694 This appeals to me 17 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,522 because I know it's not the best thing 18 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,480 in the world being alone. 19 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:33,658 Not that you are alone. 20 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:36,270 [Anna] But you are doing this alone. 21 00:01:39,055 --> 00:01:40,752 Are you writing that down? 22 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:43,364 I... I didn't mean like "You are alone..." 23 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,757 [Anna] I meant, like, um... 24 00:01:45,801 --> 00:01:48,282 I don't think being alone is a bad thing. 25 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,153 [Anna] I meant... 26 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,199 if family is important to someone, 27 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:54,766 they should be open and make one. 28 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,159 [Anna] Plus the money. 29 00:01:56,203 --> 00:01:58,118 Not in a bad way. 30 00:02:00,555 --> 00:02:06,300 Um, and, you know, putting a little bit karma in the bank 31 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,258 never hurt anyone. 32 00:02:08,302 --> 00:02:10,173 Don't write down the word "Karma". 33 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,349 I'm sorry I use it. I regret it. 34 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:15,613 -Hm. -[pen rasping] 35 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:18,138 It says here that you have a child. 36 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,182 How old are they? 37 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,227 Seven? 38 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:23,404 Eight? 39 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,666 [Anna] Eight, I guess. 40 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:26,755 You don't know how old your own child is? 41 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:30,498 He was adopted like right after I had him 42 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:33,065 and it was a closed adoption. 43 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,458 Uh, I was in high school. 44 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:37,548 Hm. 45 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:41,117 [breathes deeply] 46 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:43,685 [Matt] Yeah, I'm sorry. I just... 47 00:02:43,728 --> 00:02:45,687 I thought that all the applicants had the... 48 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:49,473 either be raising children or have raised them. 49 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,562 I think technically the requirement 50 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:54,478 is that "you have to have had a kid..." 51 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:58,874 which I... have. 52 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:00,354 Right. Right. 53 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:05,141 I won't be offended if that is a deal-breaker for you 54 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,579 but I do know what it's like to carry a baby 55 00:03:08,623 --> 00:03:10,320 and then give one up. 56 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:15,499 And this wouldn't be mine this time, 57 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:17,414 like this one wouldn't even be mine. 58 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:20,417 Baby is, uh, if anything it would be easier. 59 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:26,423 I, uh, I have some questions for you, if that's okay. 60 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:28,338 I actually wrote them down. 61 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,734 [Anna] What's the worst thing you've ever done? 62 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:33,865 Oh... 63 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:45,225 [knock on door] 64 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,488 [Matt] Hey. Oh, is anyone clothed? 65 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,272 Everyone's clothed. 66 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,013 [Matt] Sorry, I mean unclothed. 67 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,843 -Uh, come on in. -[Matt] Okay. 68 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:56,236 Hey. 69 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,367 -Hi, sorry, whoa... -[Dr. Andrews] Hello. 70 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,629 ...it took me so long. 71 00:03:58,673 --> 00:04:00,849 Hey, I ran the whole way here. 72 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:04,809 Okay. Hi, Matt. Uh, everything is going very well. 73 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:07,551 [Dr. Andrews] Her HCG levels is strong, 74 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:10,685 normal doubling, progesterone is right on schedule. 75 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:13,296 So, all in all, it's all very good news, 76 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,994 on paper, this is a very viable pregnancy... 77 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:18,170 Third time is a charm. 78 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,650 [Dr. Andrews] Well, we can't be sure yet, 79 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:22,697 so we'll just, uh, do our best and wait. 80 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,003 Sure, but I mean so far so good. 81 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:26,744 So far so good. 82 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,137 Congratulations. 83 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:33,664 That's, uh... That's our first congratulations. 84 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,232 Oh, God, so thank you... Thank you for that. 85 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,843 -Yay! -[laughter] 86 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,106 Okay. Well, call me if you need anything, Anna. 87 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:44,153 And, um, I'll see you both in a few weeks. 88 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:45,241 Thank you. 89 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:47,199 [Dr. Andrews] Bye. 90 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,290 [soft chuckle] 91 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,682 Uh, you did it. 92 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,686 Yeah. We live. 93 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:58,559 It's, uh, great job in there. 94 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,608 Are you coming? 95 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,262 Yes. Yeah, yeah. 96 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:08,308 [Matt] Um, are you... How... 97 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,700 Like, how are you feeling? 98 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,573 Um... 99 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:15,750 I feel regular. Normal. 100 00:05:15,793 --> 00:05:17,969 Okay, good. That's good. Normal is good. 101 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,320 That's... that's what you want. 102 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,365 Uh, how are... How are you feeling? 103 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,237 Also good and normal 104 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,719 and... uh, amazed. 105 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:29,764 That's good. 106 00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:31,200 Yeah. I... I, uh... 107 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,636 I mean this is happening. 108 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,159 So far, yeah. 109 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,988 Yeah, but, um, by the way... 110 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,120 I got you this. 111 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,209 Oh... 112 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:42,211 Um... thank you. 113 00:05:42,254 --> 00:05:43,430 [Anna] Um... 114 00:05:45,170 --> 00:05:47,390 Is... is this for the baby? 115 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,175 Yeah. 116 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,786 Then maybe you should keep it. 117 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,353 -Right? Yes, of course. -Yeah. 118 00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,397 -Um... Yeah. -Okay. 119 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,356 Uh, can we just maybe get dinner? 120 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:59,097 Like a... a just a little celebration? 121 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,448 Yeah. Okay, thank you. 122 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,624 -[Matt] Yeah. Cool. -Um... 123 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,669 I have to run right now, or I'm gonna be late. 124 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,932 -So, I'll call you? Yes? -[Matt] Okay, perfect. Yeah. 125 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,194 -[Anna] Bye. -Bye. 126 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:13,285 [indistinct PA announcement] 127 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:21,642 [cork pops] 128 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:22,947 [Matt] Well, this is great. 129 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,775 -This is great. -[Liz mumbles] 130 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:28,126 -There you go. So... -Oh. 131 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:31,086 -[Liz laughs] -So, yeah... 132 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:32,653 -Crazy nervous. -Yep. 133 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,351 [Matt] But also insanely excited. 134 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,787 [laughs] You do it again. 135 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,180 -[Jacob] Oh-oh. -Good. 136 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:42,706 Just feels like the right time. 137 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,492 Um... if you're happy, we're happy. 138 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,320 Let's... how about a toast? 139 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:49,496 -Huh... -All right. 140 00:06:49,539 --> 00:06:51,411 -[Jacob chuckles] -[baby babbles] 141 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,455 Um... 142 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:54,501 To... 143 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:58,679 Uh... To... 144 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,815 -[baby babbles] -...life... 145 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,600 [glasses clinking] 146 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,776 -Yes! Yes, to life! -Yeah. To life! 147 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,647 -Family. -Baby. 148 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:12,432 Guys, you are about to have a baby cousin. 149 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:13,476 Baby. 150 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,564 -Yeah, baby. -Yeah! 151 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:15,652 Baby! 152 00:07:15,696 --> 00:07:17,175 -Baby. -[baby girl] My baby... 153 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:20,265 Uh, it's not your baby. Um, it's my baby. 154 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:22,833 [Jacob] Um... 155 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,052 -[giggles] -[Matt exhales] 156 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:26,054 -What did Mom and Dad say? -[Matt] Uh... 157 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,361 [Matt] Mom, Dad... 158 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,540 I have some very exciting news... 159 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,499 Where did you get that, did you find it? 160 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:37,718 I'm pregnant. 161 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,330 I mean the surrogate is pregnant. 162 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,724 Did you drive with an open container in your car? 163 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,073 You're not supposed to do that. 164 00:07:45,116 --> 00:07:46,466 [Marty] I believe he's trying to tell us 165 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:47,728 that he's gonna be a father. 166 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,599 Well, that's not a very fatherly thing to do. 167 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:50,992 Driving with an open container. 168 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,037 It's tough to raise a kid. 169 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,474 It takes two people to make a baby 170 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,214 because it takes two people to raise a baby. 171 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:57,433 I... I kind of think we're past the point 172 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,130 of debate on this, you know. 173 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:01,393 Let's... let's try and embrace the future. 174 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:02,482 Thank you. 175 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:03,744 [Marty] It's actually happening. 176 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,702 That's great, my boy. 177 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:06,834 It is great. 178 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,185 Mom? 179 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,927 What's the deal on this surrogate, 180 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:14,363 I forget is she single? 181 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:19,194 So, you design apps? 182 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:21,022 Correct, yep. 183 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:22,632 Is that fun? 184 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:23,807 [clatters] 185 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,287 Sorry, just... 186 00:08:25,983 --> 00:08:27,028 [nervous chuckle] 187 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,771 I am a little nervous. 188 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,077 About being a dad? 189 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,949 No, uh, yes that, 190 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,299 but I've thought a lot more about being a dad 191 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,562 than I've thought about, um... [clears throat] 192 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:40,650 ...making conversation 193 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,913 with the person carrying my baby. 194 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,873 Right. Well, I'm nervous too so... 195 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,224 Wait... [hesitates] 196 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,574 You're not gonna change your mind, are you? 197 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,489 Oh, no. I meant I'm nervous about, 198 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,317 uh, making conversation. 199 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,275 Yeah. Good. Okay. 200 00:08:57,972 --> 00:08:59,277 Good. 201 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,801 'Cause I don't think you can change your mind 202 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:03,804 at this point, anyway. Legally. 203 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:07,547 I mean not, not that the laws rule your body. 204 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,593 It's your body. You can do whatever you want. 205 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:12,073 Well, you don't even need me to say that. 206 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,901 I don't... You don't need my permission to do. 207 00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,250 It's women's right. All of it. 208 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,817 I am pro everything. 209 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,340 Unless you're pro-life. 210 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:22,257 And... and pro-choiceness offends you in which case... 211 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,520 [exhales] Does pro-choiceness offend you? 212 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,653 Why would pro-choiceness offend me? 213 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,916 [Matt] Well, because you... Uh, you had a baby so young 214 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,178 and then you gave it up. 215 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:32,528 So you... 216 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,575 obviously didn't wanna have a child 217 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,969 but you still actually... 218 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:43,408 follow through it, uh, with, you know, having. 219 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:48,675 I don't think giving up a baby for adoption 220 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,546 makes someone pro-life. 221 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,721 Neither do I. 222 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,161 Hm. 223 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:06,606 So to Anna, so far so good. 224 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:11,698 Uh, and to Matt and, um, wait, wait, who's egg is it again? 225 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,874 Donor 45883. 226 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,092 [Anna] To Matt's sperm 227 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:18,313 -and donor 45883. -[Matt] Wait! 228 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,141 -I'm giving the toast. -Okay. 229 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:23,013 To my sperm, to the donor's egg, 230 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,537 and to Anna's uterus. 231 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:26,626 -Cheers. -Cheers. 232 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:36,070 -Hi. Have you decided? -Uh, yeah, um... 233 00:10:36,113 --> 00:10:39,464 Can I get, uh, free-range chicken pesto thing? 234 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,858 [waiter] And would you like fried potato or salad? 235 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,425 Uh, potato. 236 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,732 Mm. Mm-mm. 237 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,782 A salad. 238 00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,784 Mm-hm. 239 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,438 And potato, please. 240 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,701 And for you? 241 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,704 -Carbonara. -[Anna] Well... 242 00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:04,228 I'm lot less nervous, uh, after the... 243 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:05,534 [mimics disapproving groan] 244 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,492 You know what? I'm sorry, I just was worried 245 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,190 when you order potatoes 246 00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,800 because... [clears throat] 247 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:14,064 ...what you eat, it eat. They eat. 248 00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,501 You ordered pasta with bacon. 249 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,155 Yeah, but I'm the only one eating it. 250 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:23,291 But I only matter for like the next like nine months or so. 251 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:28,470 And you matter for the next 18 plus years. 252 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,777 [Anna] I feel like you're 40 something so... 253 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:34,737 yeah, if I were you I would not eat pasta with bacon. 254 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:35,869 Hmm. 255 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:40,221 That's a really good point, actually. 256 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,702 So why didn't you make a weird sound when I ordered it. 257 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,313 Because I am not annoying. 258 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,403 And I'm pro-choice. 259 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:51,362 I see here that the placenta has formed. 260 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,712 [Madeline] And that's great. 261 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,539 How do you feel about that? 262 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,107 It's exciting. Um... 263 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:59,153 Were almost in the clear, you know, 264 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,458 to start telling people. 265 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:03,287 I'm dying to tell people. 266 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,462 I've already told a couple of people 267 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,813 but like I wanna tell everybody. 268 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,032 And what about you, Anna? 269 00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,513 I'm not going to tell anybody. 270 00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,210 [Madeline] I meant how are you feeling. 271 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,430 Oh, uh, good. 272 00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,868 I am tired, not zombie-tired yet, 273 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,696 but I feel healthy. 274 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,002 Good. 275 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,483 I'm sorry. You're not gonna tell anyone? 276 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,050 No. 277 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,793 Uh, well, I... I probably should tell 278 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,360 my boss at some point. 279 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,796 And that's important because 280 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,580 because you'll have to arrange for maternity leave. 281 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,668 [Anna] Really? 282 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,235 But I'm not maternal. 283 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,455 Maternity leave isn't just for the baby, 284 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:41,891 it's also for the woman. 285 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,806 [Anna] Oh, okay. 286 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,677 So you're not gonna tell anyone? 287 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,722 No. 288 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,855 Why not? 289 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:52,510 I don't know. It's temporary. And private. 290 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,077 [Matt] But you're gonna start showing. 291 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,036 It will be obvious that you're pregnant. Right? 292 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,211 [Anna] I know, I'm not... 293 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,603 I didn't say I was trying to hide it. 294 00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,909 I just don't have anyone 295 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,912 that I really need to "share the news" with. 296 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,610 -Not your parents or... -No. 297 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:08,875 Does that bother you, Matt? 298 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:14,141 I guess I just thought that, uh, she would tell more people. 299 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:18,623 And how do you feel knowing that she's not? 300 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,451 I don't know. Um... 301 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:23,063 I mean it's her choice, obviously. 302 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,065 And I'm very pro-choices. 303 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,631 So is she. For the record. 304 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,417 Great. 305 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,941 [Anna] I'm... I... I just... 306 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:35,075 Am I supposed to act like I'm... like not here 307 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,817 when you guys talk about me like that? 308 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,690 Or... I've, I've just never done this before. 309 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,475 It's... whatever you're comfortable with. 310 00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:59,186 I'm sorry, am I supposed to wait until... 311 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,579 she decide what she's comfortable with before... 312 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:05,105 I keep talking about her? 313 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,584 [Madeline] That's up to you. 314 00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:17,160 [gentle music] 315 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:24,602 Okay, well, uh... 316 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,127 Um, you want a bite? 317 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,869 No, thank you. It's okay. 318 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,919 I went to couples therapy once before with my ex. 319 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,095 -Wife? -No. Just a regular ex. 320 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,840 Afterwards, we come outside and... 321 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,581 hold hands and eat candy. 322 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:48,017 That sounds nice. 323 00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:49,584 [Matt] It was nice. 324 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:52,065 Then we go home and continue not sleeping together. 325 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,026 [exhales] 326 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,902 [gentle music] 327 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:28,405 [keyboard clacking] 328 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,932 [horn honking in distance] 329 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:41,723 [sighs] 330 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,032 [light music] 331 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,863 I don't wanna be a B, but that's your third croissant today. 332 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,085 And? 333 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:59,610 And I'm not being judgmental but they really are bad for you. 334 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,526 So you're judging? 335 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,398 No, I just said I'm not judging. 336 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:07,140 [sniffs] 337 00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,185 That doesn't mean anything. 338 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:12,449 I'm dating two people named Sam. How could I be judgmental? 339 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:15,409 I'm hungry and I wanna eat salty bread. 340 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:17,541 Okay, but did you read that thing about how Cosco 341 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,370 puts chemicals on those things, azodicarbonamide. 342 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,938 They put that in yoga mats and fake leather. 343 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,027 [Jules] It's really bad for you. 344 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,290 But... it's in yoga mats. 345 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,032 And fake leather. 346 00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,644 Are these from Cosco? 347 00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:37,387 I mean I don't know, but Nestlé owns Maybelline 348 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,998 and that's not even a food. 349 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,912 Like Nestlé is in everywhere. 350 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,436 Okay. 351 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:45,134 I feel like we should just pack up and go home. 352 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:47,832 [sighs] 353 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:48,877 [Anna] What? 354 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,013 -Hi. -[Matt] Hey. 355 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,623 What are you doing here? 356 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,800 Well, I was in the neighborhood and so I brought you some tea. 357 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:02,021 That's nice. We have a ton of tea here. It's a coffee shop. 358 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,239 You don't have this. 359 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,808 This is a special pregnancy tea. 360 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,636 Can you not use that word around here, please? 361 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,638 I'm sorry, yes, of course. 362 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:13,467 I just saw in the log that it's been kinda tough week. 363 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,512 Thank you. 364 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,167 And I also brought you these. 365 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,650 Clogs? 366 00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:24,130 Yeah. 367 00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,915 I mean if you're gonna be on your feet all day... 368 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,090 and your... [blows air] 369 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,526 [chuckles] You're gonna what? 370 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,658 Better arch support. 371 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,747 I'm, I'm barely... [mimics groan] 372 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,663 ...so, uh, I don't think I need special shoes. 373 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:37,360 You know nurses wear this, right? 374 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,622 I know. 375 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,276 [Matt] Did you know that artists wear this? 376 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:44,106 Like a lot of collage artists, ceramicists. 377 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,456 [Matt] They're cool, like, people think these are cool now. 378 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,459 I think this is so sweet. 379 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,418 I'm just gonna stick to my normal shoes. 380 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:54,160 Fair enough. I'll just hold on to them until you need them. 381 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,335 Which I won't. 382 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:58,338 So many blogs say that you will so... 383 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:00,035 I'll hold on to them. It's all good. 384 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,907 Ew. Whose clogs? 385 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,475 No one's. They're no one's clogs. 386 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,217 I'm Matt. 387 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:15,094 Um... apropos of nothing. Uh... 388 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,617 You sure I can't return clogs here? 389 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,314 Okay, well, do you have a receipt? 390 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,663 -No. -Oh. 391 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,144 We can't process to return on a pair of shoes. 392 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,754 I feel... I mean if you have a receipt, 393 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,191 I feel like it's fair. 394 00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,627 It's like Starbucks. You go there with the receipt 395 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,281 and they... and they'll, they'll return. 396 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,065 Anything from anywhere. 397 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,936 Thank you, stranger, 398 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,896 for helping me in this coffee shop. 399 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,203 Um... bye. 400 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:38,900 Bye. 401 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,686 A girl in my Bio-Chem wears clogs 402 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,167 and I've never seen her smile ever in my life. 403 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,038 [camera shutter clicks] 404 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,085 [light music] 405 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,841 Hey, sorry. Hi. 406 00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,451 Uh, what, what are you... 407 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:10,497 I thought that we were, uh, meeting at the doctor. 408 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,846 We are. 409 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,283 Uh, I just thought I would bring you this here 410 00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,850 in case you didn't take them at work 411 00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,548 because you didn't wanna reveal that you're pregnant. 412 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,985 And then I didn't wanna bring them to the doctor because... 413 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,336 then you don't have to carry them around all day so... 414 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,773 But I, I really don't want them. 415 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,297 Hey, sorry, uh, your bathroom door sticks. 416 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,038 I know, uh... 417 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,126 Hey, man. 418 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,521 Hey, man. 419 00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,218 -I'm Matt. -Bryce. 420 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,224 -So you guys just do it or... -Matt! 421 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,399 Oh, who is this guy? 422 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,661 -You can't do that. -Says who? 423 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,185 Are you like her uncle or something? 424 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,490 -[Anna] No. -No, I'm not her uncle. 425 00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:49,057 I'm the father. 426 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,407 -Oh, my God, you're the father? -No, I'm not her dad. 427 00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,148 We work together. 428 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,106 [Bryce] Well, whatever, good luck with that. 429 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:56,369 [Anna] Yeah. 430 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,458 Lemme know... Lemme know about Thursday... 431 00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,502 Yep. 432 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,467 Oh, what's on Thursday? 433 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,990 What are you doing? 434 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,861 -What, what are you doing? -Nothing. 435 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,341 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 436 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,300 I feel like I should have come up in the interview. 437 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,692 I don't have a boyfriend. 438 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,216 Well then, who is that... 439 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,393 You just hooked up with that guy? 440 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,179 So... Are there multiple "Bryces"? 441 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,094 Are you mad about the clogs? 442 00:20:26,137 --> 00:20:28,227 I'm not mad about the clogs, I just... 443 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:31,055 I'm mad because there was a random penis 444 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,535 really close to my unborn baby. 445 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:37,323 You do know that the baby is not like in my vagina? 446 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,239 Yeah. 447 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,285 The baby comes out of the vagina. 448 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,200 Stop saying vagina. 449 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:49,639 I wasn't able to have sex at all surrounding implantation, 450 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:53,295 and soon I'm going to be visibly pregnant 451 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:57,081 and that will hinder my opportunity to do that. 452 00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:02,043 So you cannot tell me not to have sex for a year, okay? 453 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,263 The married surrogates, 454 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,438 they have sex with their husbands, 455 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,656 -right? -[knock on door] 456 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,877 Sorry about that. 457 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,313 -Now we're ready. -[Matt] Mm-hm. 458 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,013 Scoot down, please. 459 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,278 Scoot a little more. 460 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,933 [Jean] And if you could scoot some more, please. 461 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,022 Scoot down just a bit. 462 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,765 Scoot. 463 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:30,811 Perfect. 464 00:21:31,986 --> 00:21:33,422 Oh, what is... What's... 465 00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,163 Hm, what's that? 466 00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:37,121 This is an internal ultrasound. 467 00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:39,472 Oh. 468 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:41,691 I, um... 469 00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,738 Oh, um... I'm just gonna turn around. 470 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:47,784 -Hm. -Ready? 471 00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:50,483 [Jean] You gonna feel a little pressure, okay. 472 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,659 Press on your right ovary for me. 473 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,316 By the way, uh, pretty sure people 474 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,752 actually have sex to induce labor. 475 00:21:58,795 --> 00:21:59,840 [Jean] Other side. 476 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:00,928 Yeah, I think they do that 477 00:22:00,971 --> 00:22:02,364 at the very end of the pregnancy, 478 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,410 not two months in. 479 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,237 Oh, wait, what do you think by the way I... 480 00:22:06,281 --> 00:22:07,543 I'm just a technician. 481 00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:10,372 I'm not allowed to say anything about anything. 482 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:13,244 -Off the record? -[Jean] Off the record, 483 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:16,204 it is more than fine to have sex when you're pregnant. 484 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:19,250 Okay, but I mean she's just a technician. 485 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,252 -What does she know? -[Jean] I know everything. 486 00:22:21,296 --> 00:22:22,732 I'm just not allowed to say it. 487 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,430 See? 488 00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:25,822 [Jean] A lot of Dads go through this, 489 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,389 they start to see their wives as precious 490 00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,697 and sacred and fragile as soon as they get pregnant. 491 00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,439 -But they are the same woman. -[clicks] 492 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:34,527 You can have sex. 493 00:22:34,570 --> 00:22:36,355 Oh, not... not with him. 494 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,008 -[Anna] I don't... -She wants to have sex 495 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:39,445 which is very understandable 496 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:43,013 but like my baby is in there... 497 00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:45,712 -absorbing ejaculate... -I use protection. 498 00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:48,541 Yeah, but there's thrusting, grunting... 499 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,456 There's God knows what else 500 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,676 -with God knows who else. -[Anna] I "date" and... 501 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,810 I would like to do that while I can 502 00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:59,595 before my vagina is in full recovery. 503 00:22:59,639 --> 00:23:01,249 Did you guys want to hear the heartbeat? 504 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:04,078 Or should we wait for this dispute to settle? 505 00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,732 There's a heartbeat? 506 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,821 -[clicks] -[loud throbbing] 507 00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:10,432 [chuckling] 508 00:23:10,476 --> 00:23:12,347 It's... it's alive! 509 00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,613 [Matt] It's alive. 510 00:23:17,657 --> 00:23:19,572 [Madeline] So you heard the heartbeat? 511 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,443 That's a really exciting moment, 512 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,402 especially for first-time parent. 513 00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,360 Very exciting. 514 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:30,452 I mean I just... I wanna hear that sound all the time. 515 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:33,063 [Matt] I mean is there an app for that? 516 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,674 There should be an app for that. 517 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,153 [Madeline] And Anna, what about... 518 00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:39,026 What about you, how was that experience for you? 519 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:41,071 It was great. It was... It was fine. 520 00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:44,292 Um... It's nice to see Matt so happy. 521 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:47,556 Well, you were happy too. 522 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,558 Yeah, totally. That's what she said, 523 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,560 said it was nice to see you so happy. 524 00:23:53,257 --> 00:23:54,607 Thank you. 525 00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:58,437 Um, had there been any conflicts that have come up? 526 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,351 Um, aside from the clogs? 527 00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:04,486 [Madeline]Oh, here's something. 528 00:24:04,530 --> 00:24:06,357 "Furthermore, the surrogate agrees 529 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,011 not to engage in strenuous 530 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:11,798 or high-risk activity including but not limited to skydiving, 531 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,843 contact sports, horseback riding, 532 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,454 skiing, scuba diving, 533 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,152 weight lifting, rollerblading, roller-skating, 534 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:21,982 skateboarding, surfing, bungee jumping, bike riding, 535 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:25,159 or riding in vehicles weighing under 3,000 pounds 536 00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:28,162 including but not limited to motorcycles, 537 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:30,556 Vespas slash scooters, 538 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:33,384 dune buggies, jet skis, Segues, 539 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,212 Jeeps or smart cars." 540 00:24:35,256 --> 00:24:36,257 See? 541 00:24:37,388 --> 00:24:38,607 Well, first of all, all that is, 542 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,696 is "including but not limited to". 543 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,177 And second of all, it could be consider a contact sport. 544 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:46,485 Right? And Bryce rides a scooter! 545 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:48,399 -I mean... -He's not plowing me 546 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:49,488 on a scooter. 547 00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:54,536 [Anna]That's actually what I... 548 00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:56,016 [Matt] Oh, hang on, hang on. 549 00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:58,105 I'm gonna cut you off because... It says right here... 550 00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,280 not supposed to ask you 551 00:24:59,323 --> 00:25:00,455 what you're gonna do with the money. 552 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,023 You didn't ask me about the money. 553 00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,328 [Matt] Oh, yeah, you're right. 554 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:07,418 Yeah, you were just volunteering the information. 555 00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:09,769 Yeah, go on. 556 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,901 I graduated late 557 00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,642 because I was... [blows air] 558 00:25:13,686 --> 00:25:16,950 Um... and I missed college. 559 00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,387 I got an associates degree online. 560 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:23,217 So there's this accelerated degree program in Vermont 561 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,958 where if I could get accepted 562 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:27,090 I would go to school for three and a half years. 563 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:28,527 [Anna] No breaks. 564 00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:32,095 I can finish my bachelors and, uh, get my masters. 565 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:35,098 [Matt] That's incredible. What are you gonna study? 566 00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,317 -Hospitali... -[mumbles] 567 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,971 [clicks tongue] 568 00:25:38,014 --> 00:25:40,451 I just wanna double-check. Make sure this is like... 569 00:25:41,061 --> 00:25:42,105 Oh, cool. 570 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,893 [Anna] You just look? 571 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:51,201 [Matt] Yeah, just swipe and check out all of the pictures. 572 00:25:51,245 --> 00:25:53,508 -[Anna] They're your friends? -[Matt] No. Strangers. 573 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,075 -What's this do? -[chimes] 574 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,469 That is your "favorite button" so if you hit that 575 00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:00,950 then the person goes on to your favorite list 576 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:03,126 and you can look at him anytime you want. 577 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,476 Otherwise, you just see the person once ever. 578 00:26:07,478 --> 00:26:10,046 How do you know if you're in someone else's favorites? 579 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,179 You don't. 580 00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:14,137 This is the saddest app I've ever seen. 581 00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:15,443 [Matt] Aren't you a millennial? 582 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:16,749 You're supposed to know all about this stuff. 583 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:17,880 People use this? 584 00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:18,925 Yeah. 585 00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:20,970 Enough to pay for the baby. 586 00:26:21,014 --> 00:26:22,232 Weird. 587 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,148 [Matt] This is it. 588 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,497 The nursery-to-be. 589 00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:28,325 It's cute. 590 00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:29,718 Right. It's gonna be great. 591 00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:32,808 -[Matt] Speck of light. -Huh. 592 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:36,203 Yeah. There's a lot of swatches up there. 593 00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:39,336 It's very hard to pick a color for the nursery 594 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:42,165 because there's a lot of writing on it. 595 00:26:42,209 --> 00:26:43,819 [Matt] For example, take orange. 596 00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:48,128 Orange is usually good for joy and creativity. 597 00:26:48,171 --> 00:26:52,045 But a dark orange can trigger deceit or distrust. 598 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:54,917 Uh, yellow. 599 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:59,748 Usually associated with happiness and intellect, 600 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:04,623 but it can also symbolize sickness or decay. 601 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:09,802 Green, may sustain growth, renewal, safety, nature. 602 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:10,933 Well, guess what? 603 00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:14,633 It's also greed, money, avarice. 604 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:17,287 Where... where you getting all this? 605 00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:21,944 This. 606 00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:26,601 "Opening the Shades: The deeper meaning behind colors 607 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,385 and the subconscious hold they have 608 00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:29,648 on a developing mind." 609 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,650 That's kind of intense. 610 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,130 Mm-hm. You know it was in the baby section. 611 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:36,393 Oh. 612 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:48,318 [Matt breathing deeply] 613 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,408 This one is kind of looking a little like 614 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:52,758 pea soup to me now. 615 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,803 Mm-hm. Yeah. 616 00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:59,286 And this one looks a little bright for sleeping. 617 00:27:59,329 --> 00:28:00,809 [Anna] Even with the lights off? 618 00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,245 [clicks off] 619 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:03,290 Yeah. 620 00:28:05,509 --> 00:28:07,120 Wow, it got really late. 621 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:09,035 [clicks on] 622 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:12,038 Yeah, this one is kind of like 623 00:28:12,081 --> 00:28:13,692 what a waiting room would be painted. 624 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,172 [Matt] Mm-hm. Yeah. 625 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:18,740 That's like an old IBM PC. 626 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:33,320 [soft chuckle] 627 00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,210 [exhales sharply] 628 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:05,656 "Dusty blue-green, impractical and idealist." 629 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:09,704 [thuds] 630 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:23,196 -First time? -Hm? Yeah, yeah. 631 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:26,025 So are you, three, four months now? 632 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:28,288 Exactly. Hm. 633 00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:30,116 Six and a half. 634 00:29:30,159 --> 00:29:32,466 -Congratulations. -Congratulations. 635 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:33,554 Thank you. 636 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:34,947 My couple... 637 00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,645 is out of town. 638 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:38,907 [Tamara] They're in Iowa. 639 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,344 They're great and we, we talk all the time 640 00:29:41,388 --> 00:29:43,346 and we... you know, we Skype a lot. 641 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:45,827 [Tamara] I'm good at reminding myself and my son 642 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,656 that this baby is not a part of our family. 643 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:52,529 And you know my husband needs no reminding. 644 00:29:52,573 --> 00:29:55,445 [Tamara] He's great. Very supportive. I love him. 645 00:29:55,489 --> 00:29:58,797 I just haven't been able to talk with anyone about it, 646 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,537 some kind of bottled up, I guess. 647 00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:01,800 [Carl] I'm jealous. 648 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,497 We can't stop talking about it. 649 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:05,151 I long for small talk. 650 00:30:05,194 --> 00:30:07,936 [moderator 1] Uh, we're ready to begin if you wanna circle up. 651 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,329 Oh, I'll catch you later, man. 652 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,335 Hello. Hi. 653 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:17,206 [Anna] My guy is local. 654 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:22,951 He is single so it's just us, um... 655 00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:27,216 Sometimes I really want my space like... 656 00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,610 when he is monitoring my diet 657 00:30:29,653 --> 00:30:33,396 or the person I'm sleeping with, but then... 658 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,747 I also had a really okay time 659 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,228 picking the color for the nursery with him. 660 00:30:39,272 --> 00:30:41,883 [Anna] That was cool 'cause it was... 661 00:30:41,927 --> 00:30:44,320 It was nice to picture where this is all going. 662 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:51,850 [Anna] What you were saying about like, uh, 663 00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,287 "no two days have to be the same"? 664 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,637 [moderator 2] Right. Every day is new. 665 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,945 Yeah. I mean both the things that I have mentioned 666 00:30:59,988 --> 00:31:01,903 happened on the same day, but... 667 00:31:03,644 --> 00:31:04,645 yeah. 668 00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:06,995 How was group? 669 00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:09,215 [Anna] It's fine. It's weird. 670 00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:11,391 Uh... what about you? 671 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:12,566 I am... 672 00:31:15,743 --> 00:31:17,876 I was the only one there alone. 673 00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:21,183 I was the only one there, uh, without a family at home. 674 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:22,271 [Matt] Mm. 675 00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:24,360 What are you up to? 676 00:31:25,318 --> 00:31:26,449 [laughter on laptop] 677 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:29,235 The show is so dumb. 678 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,890 This is a timeless classic television show. 679 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:34,805 It is the Godfather of television shows. 680 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:36,982 [Matt] And I mean that as in the movie Godfather. 681 00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:39,071 What the... What the movie Godfather is to movies, 682 00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,160 this is to the television shows. 683 00:31:41,203 --> 00:31:43,989 So Ross went to college with Chandler. 684 00:31:44,032 --> 00:31:48,732 And, and just happened to move across the hall from Monica. 685 00:31:48,776 --> 00:31:50,778 No Ross and Monica are siblings. 686 00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:52,562 Come on, Anna, you know this. 687 00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:55,609 Do, do you still, uh, talk to any of your college friends? 688 00:31:55,652 --> 00:31:58,003 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 689 00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:01,876 Um, at this point, they're all either settled down 690 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:07,273 or desperately clinging to the corpse of their youth. 691 00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:10,841 -And you are? -Right in the middle. 692 00:32:11,755 --> 00:32:12,756 Yeah. 693 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,630 What about you? College friends? 694 00:32:16,673 --> 00:32:18,588 -Oh, I... I didn't go. -Oh, right. 695 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:21,765 Uh, are you still in touch with high school friends? 696 00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:23,071 No, no. 697 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:34,822 Um... why are you alone? 698 00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:39,566 Um, sorry, what? 699 00:32:39,609 --> 00:32:42,961 Like why are you doing this alone? 700 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:47,313 Well, I would like to have a family and this is a... 701 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:50,316 Not... not the answer that you gave in the interview. 702 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,146 Okay. 703 00:32:55,451 --> 00:32:59,151 Um... because I am alone. 704 00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:01,109 That's why. 705 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,591 Yeah, I just... 706 00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:07,681 You know I feel I'm, I'm in this chapter of my life 707 00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:10,292 that feels like it should be over but it's not. 708 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:11,946 [Matt] It's just on a loop. 709 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,730 When I hang out with my settled friends, 710 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:16,298 I feel sad for what I want and don't have. 711 00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:19,040 And when I hang out with my single friends, 712 00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:22,043 I feel sad for what I have and don't want. 713 00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:25,394 [Matt] And I'm just... I, I just... 714 00:33:25,438 --> 00:33:28,832 need to move forward. 715 00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:33,185 And it just so happens that I'm doing it by myself. 716 00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:35,013 Was there ever anyone that you thought 717 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:36,405 you'd be doing this with? 718 00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,278 Yeah, there was actually. 719 00:33:39,930 --> 00:33:41,845 For eight years. 720 00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:43,586 Um, but it didn't work out. 721 00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:47,982 You know sometimes it doesn't work out. 722 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:51,551 People think I'm giving something up to do this, 723 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:53,205 but I don't feel that way at all. 724 00:33:53,248 --> 00:33:57,557 I just feel like I'm pursuing this thing that I care about. 725 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:04,999 It's weird to be perceived as hopeless in this moment 726 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,306 when I'm actually incredibly hopeful. 727 00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:14,139 Why are you alone? 728 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:16,706 [clicks tongue] I'm 26. 729 00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,753 But you're with your family? 730 00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:22,582 [Anna] Um... 731 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,933 Well, they never looked at me 732 00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:30,024 the same way after I got pregnant. 733 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:37,031 And I got tired of seeing myself the way they saw me. 734 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,077 [Anna] Or see me. 735 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,645 They were really mad when I got pregnant 736 00:34:42,689 --> 00:34:48,086 and they were really mad when I gave it up for adoption. 737 00:34:49,043 --> 00:34:51,089 Uh... 738 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:55,702 It really seemed like the only way they were gonna be happy 739 00:34:55,745 --> 00:34:58,879 as if I was wildly unhappy. 740 00:34:58,922 --> 00:34:59,923 Um... 741 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:01,838 So... 742 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:03,971 [Anna] Yeah. 743 00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:07,366 [clicks tongue] Do you miss them? 744 00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:09,542 Um, yeah. 745 00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:14,329 But I missed them before, uh, we stopped talking. 746 00:35:14,373 --> 00:35:15,461 [clicks tongue] 747 00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,941 I miss the family I had when I was ten. 748 00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:21,206 Uh, not talking has actually made it, like, much easier. 749 00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:28,038 Sometimes things just don't work out. 750 00:35:31,781 --> 00:35:33,305 I think I've heard that somewhere. 751 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:41,313 [woman 1] Oh, it's like shopping! 752 00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:43,184 [laughter] 753 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,143 [Matt] Thank you so much for doing this with me. 754 00:35:47,101 --> 00:35:48,624 [groans] So are you gonna have 755 00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:50,278 the baby shower? 756 00:35:50,322 --> 00:35:52,889 Um... no. 757 00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,021 Why not? 758 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,240 It just seems kinda weird. 759 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:57,242 Because you're a guy? 760 00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,200 I don't know. 761 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,246 Because you're single? 762 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:03,161 Well, you're not making it sound less weird. 763 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,858 I think you should have one. 764 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:06,338 Really? 765 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,515 Would you come? 766 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,734 Yeah. 767 00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:14,346 It, it can't miss its own baby shower. 768 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:17,392 Can we not keep calling it "it"? 769 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:20,090 Yeah, sorry, um... 770 00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:21,831 -Oh. -They can't miss 771 00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,703 its own baby shower. 772 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:24,965 [breathes deeply] 773 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,621 Yeah, maybe we can come up with, like, 774 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,884 a gender-neutral name for the interim. 775 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:34,627 What's a gender-neutral name? Like Pat or Tag? 776 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:37,107 Well, Pat's lame and Tag is male. 777 00:36:37,151 --> 00:36:38,718 I don't think they should know the name. 778 00:36:38,761 --> 00:36:40,720 I mean just temporary till we find out the sex 779 00:36:40,763 --> 00:36:42,200 and then I can give it a real name. 780 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:44,289 I don't think I should know the sex either. 781 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:45,638 -Really? -[Anna] Yeah. 782 00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:46,726 Like Switzerland. 783 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,207 I guess the less I know the better. 784 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,860 That's what they say in group. 785 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:53,123 They're saying the opposite in my group. 786 00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,386 Great. 787 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:55,517 Well, so, let's just come up with something 788 00:36:55,561 --> 00:36:56,649 for the time being. 789 00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,303 How about Peanut? 790 00:36:58,346 --> 00:37:00,000 I think that's too human. 791 00:37:01,784 --> 00:37:04,396 What about Radio? 792 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:05,745 Radio? 793 00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:10,228 Yeah, it's like personable but anonymous. 794 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:12,578 Excuse, a little male to me for some reason. 795 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:13,666 Soda? 796 00:37:13,709 --> 00:37:14,841 Hmm, female. 797 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:16,538 What about Leaf? 798 00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:18,236 I think that's actually a name. 799 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,237 Yeah. 800 00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:21,021 Lamp? 801 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:24,590 Lamp? 802 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:29,421 Yeah, I don't... I don't know what lamp is. 803 00:37:29,464 --> 00:37:30,552 [Anna] Okay. 804 00:37:30,596 --> 00:37:31,640 Lamp. 805 00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:32,685 Lamp. 806 00:37:34,121 --> 00:37:36,297 [Anna]I'm not going to whisper. 807 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,646 I don't mean to actually whisper. 808 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:40,997 I just mean like talk very softly. 809 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:43,173 -Matt. -Well... 810 00:37:43,217 --> 00:37:45,654 I mean your voice is gonna be the, the voice 811 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:47,569 that Lamp identifies with the most. 812 00:37:47,613 --> 00:37:51,269 'Cause Lamp hears you all the time 813 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:54,184 and so I'm just trying to figure out a way to like... 814 00:37:54,228 --> 00:37:57,536 also make my voice a strong presence. 815 00:37:57,579 --> 00:37:59,494 So I think if you are soft... 816 00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:02,105 Just a little softer. 817 00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:04,673 Okay, well then, why don't you just yell all the time? 818 00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:06,545 [Matt] I don't come across with angry... 819 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:07,589 Anna? 820 00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:09,765 Anna Caper? 821 00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:11,419 -Hey... -Carly! 822 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:12,725 Oh, Carly! 823 00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:13,943 -Oh, my God, hi. -Hi. 824 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:15,728 [Carly] I haven't seen you in forever. 825 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,033 Hi, yeah. 826 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,600 What are you doing here? 827 00:38:18,644 --> 00:38:19,688 My cousin's out here, 828 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:21,429 I'm visiting for her baby shower. 829 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:23,997 Yeah. So you live here now? 830 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,868 I do. Yeah. 831 00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:29,045 How's, um... law school? 832 00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:30,220 So crazy! 833 00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:31,961 It's just the first year but still. 834 00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,963 [inhales deeply] We're like real adults. 835 00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:36,357 Not just like college adults, you know what I mean? 836 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:39,534 Yeah, it sneaks up on you, really fast. 837 00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,319 -So you live here. -Mm-hm. 838 00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:43,321 And you moved with your boyfriend, right? 839 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,497 -Right. -[Carly] Aw. 840 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:47,977 Is a congratulations in order or... 841 00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:51,633 Not really, he lives in Seattle now. 842 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:55,202 I meant like, you know... a baby... 843 00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:58,684 -No. No, no, no. -[Carly] No? 844 00:38:58,727 --> 00:39:00,903 -No, no. No. -No? Oh. 845 00:39:00,947 --> 00:39:03,471 So what are you doing in maternity wear? 846 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:07,867 -I'm working. -Working? 847 00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,303 [Carly] Working here? 848 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,392 -Yes. Yeah, at the store. -[Carly] Oh, great. 849 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,698 Hi, excuse me. 850 00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:14,874 [Matt] Uh, sorry to interrupt. You work here? 851 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:18,181 Uh, what's the difference between these two items? 852 00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:23,056 The material and the color. 853 00:39:26,276 --> 00:39:27,277 Hmm. 854 00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,932 -Mm. -Yeah. 855 00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:33,283 Also, um, somebody dropped some clothes on the floor, 856 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:34,981 you may wanna look into it. 857 00:39:35,024 --> 00:39:36,374 -Yeah, okay. -[Carly] Mm. 858 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,549 I should go. I should go. 859 00:39:37,592 --> 00:39:39,246 -It was great to see you. -Yeah. 860 00:39:39,289 --> 00:39:41,727 Allie is gonna freak out when I tell her I ran into you. 861 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:44,077 [Carly] It's the smallest world ever. 862 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,470 -Cool. -[Anna] Okay. 863 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:47,776 Oh, do you know where the, the Bath Buddies are? 864 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:49,169 -Bath Buddies? -[Carly] Mm-hm. 865 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:51,171 Yeah. Um, over there. 866 00:39:51,214 --> 00:39:53,565 You're gonna wanna check over there. 867 00:39:53,608 --> 00:39:55,088 -There? Okay. -Mm-hm. 868 00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:56,394 Yeah, um, yeah. 869 00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,222 [exasperated sigh] 870 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,442 Hey, hey. I... I don't want you to lift this stuff up. 871 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:04,402 I can lift something I was already carrying. 872 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,449 [whispers] Who was that? 873 00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:11,234 -It's my sister's friend. -You have a sister? 874 00:40:12,888 --> 00:40:14,890 -Yes. -I have a brother. 875 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:19,199 See, whispering is not so bad, right? 876 00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:26,293 Hey, I didn't know you had a sister. 877 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:30,297 Yeah. Allie. 878 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:33,343 Oh, she's gonna know I'm not with Jason anymore. 879 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,084 Who is Jason? 880 00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:37,696 It's the guy I moved here to be with. 881 00:40:38,697 --> 00:40:40,612 What happened to him? 882 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:44,703 It, it doesn't matter, it was a long time ago. 883 00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:49,142 Do you think that... she could tell that I was lying 884 00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:50,230 about being pregnant? 885 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:51,492 No. 886 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:54,364 No, no, we did a good job covering it. 887 00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:55,670 [worried groan] 888 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:56,976 Hey. 889 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,586 What's happening? 890 00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:03,504 I just... I hate the idea of Allie... 891 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,419 finding out that I'm pregnant again. 892 00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:08,596 And my mom and dad. 893 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,511 [breathes deeply] 894 00:41:10,555 --> 00:41:15,255 Oh, look... they, they probably not gonna find out, right? 895 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:18,345 But even if they do, what's the worst-case scenario? 896 00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:22,001 I don't know like it would confirm 897 00:41:22,044 --> 00:41:24,046 what they think about me already. That... 898 00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:26,440 [exhales deeply] 899 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,877 That they're right. That the only thing I'm good at 900 00:41:28,921 --> 00:41:30,096 is getting pregnant. 901 00:41:33,229 --> 00:41:34,622 -Okay. -[exhales sharply] 902 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:39,540 You have also helped to create two families. 903 00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:44,502 By giving the hardest possible gifts. 904 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:49,376 First, your actual kid and now your actual self. 905 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:53,685 They are not silver linings, they're stand-alone good things. 906 00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:58,254 [sighs deeply] 907 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,693 That's really nice. 908 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:03,738 [Anna] Thank you. 909 00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:05,827 You're welcome. 910 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:08,830 Let's get some house plants. 911 00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:10,223 It's supposed to help filter out 912 00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,660 harmful airborne household toxins. 913 00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:13,748 What? 914 00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:17,143 [Anna] So, you like 915 00:42:17,186 --> 00:42:18,840 -just looking? -[Jules] Yeah. 916 00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:20,450 'Cause I feel like on Tinder, everyone wants, like, 917 00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,017 to send you a dick pic or they want you 918 00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:25,412 to sit on their face or even worse like buy them dinner. 919 00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:27,588 Here, I can just, like, look. 920 00:42:27,632 --> 00:42:29,547 Can't you just swipe no on Tinder? 921 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,113 Isn't that like the same thing? 922 00:42:31,157 --> 00:42:33,333 No, it wouldn't be because you probably end up 923 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,335 hurting someone's feelings or if you're like me, 924 00:42:35,378 --> 00:42:38,599 you'll end up getting drunk and sitting on their face, anyway. 925 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:41,167 I can't believe the father of your baby made Loner. 926 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,604 -It's not my baby. -[Jules sighs] 927 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:46,389 I can't believe the straight single guy 928 00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:49,044 who you see all the time slash exclusively 929 00:42:49,088 --> 00:42:51,960 who fathered the child inside of you made Loner. 930 00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:55,834 [Jules] It's my second favorite app. 931 00:42:55,877 --> 00:42:57,575 What's your first favorite app? 932 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,054 An app that tracks your periods. 933 00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:01,274 Why do you have an app that tracks your periods? 934 00:43:01,317 --> 00:43:03,581 Hmm, my periods, your periods. 935 00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:05,191 -[clears throat] -What? Oh, my God! 936 00:43:05,234 --> 00:43:07,149 Here. There you go. You're welcome. 937 00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:08,760 [Anna] Hey. 938 00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:10,544 Hello. You about to ready to go? 939 00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,503 Yeah, let me run this till back really quickly. 940 00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:15,636 [Matt] By the way, uh, brought you some pregnancy tea 941 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,770 and, for the record, this stuff is awesome. 942 00:43:18,813 --> 00:43:21,294 I'm like totally hooked on it. 943 00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:24,645 And as far as I know, I'm not pregnant. 944 00:43:24,689 --> 00:43:26,691 Um, Matt, have you met Jules yet? 945 00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:29,911 I don't think we've been officially introduced but... 946 00:43:29,955 --> 00:43:32,218 we've exchanged a lot of cold stares so... 947 00:43:32,261 --> 00:43:33,306 [Anna] Okay. 948 00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:34,350 I'll be right back. 949 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,616 [upbeat music playing] 950 00:43:48,016 --> 00:43:49,844 Don't name your kid Jesse. 951 00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,586 I'm sorry, what? 952 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,110 Do not name your kid Jesse. 953 00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:57,983 Why not? 954 00:43:58,026 --> 00:43:59,027 [sighs] 955 00:43:59,071 --> 00:44:00,333 'Cause I know a Jesse 956 00:44:00,376 --> 00:44:03,162 who doesn't even know what tumble dry low is. 957 00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:09,647 Tumble. Dry. Low. 958 00:44:11,431 --> 00:44:13,128 [door creaks open] 959 00:44:15,957 --> 00:44:18,133 -Hey, you ready? -Yeah. 960 00:44:18,177 --> 00:44:20,440 Um, okay. Uh, I'm gonna head out. 961 00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:23,791 Can you please just like clean up the, uh, syrup pumps? 962 00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:25,184 Yeah, okay. 963 00:44:25,227 --> 00:44:26,794 [Anna] Thank you so much. I really appreciated it. 964 00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:28,187 -Okay, bye. -[Anna] See ya. 965 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:30,189 -See ya. Have a great day. -[Anna] Thanks, you too. 966 00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:31,233 Bye. 967 00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:33,061 [exhales] 968 00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:36,848 Did you guys wanna find out the sex today? 969 00:44:36,891 --> 00:44:38,197 -Yeah. -No. 970 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,026 [Anna] I thought we agreed. 971 00:44:41,069 --> 00:44:42,462 To what? 972 00:44:42,505 --> 00:44:43,768 That I shouldn't know. 973 00:44:45,073 --> 00:44:46,814 Well... [sighs] 974 00:44:47,902 --> 00:44:49,208 It's my baby, Anna. 975 00:44:49,251 --> 00:44:51,210 I just wanna feel as involved as possible. 976 00:44:51,253 --> 00:44:52,646 You are involved. 977 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:56,519 You won't feel any less of a connection with Lamp... 978 00:44:56,563 --> 00:44:59,174 just because you didn't find out the sex ahead of time. 979 00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,219 I promise. 980 00:45:02,134 --> 00:45:04,832 Meanwhile, I'm over here... 981 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:07,487 having a really hard time setting boundaries 982 00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:09,881 because I share a body with the thing 983 00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:12,100 that I'm supposed to stay separate from. 984 00:45:13,232 --> 00:45:14,668 Move in to my house. 985 00:45:15,277 --> 00:45:16,714 What? 986 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:18,628 Just until the pregnancy is over. 987 00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:20,587 I just wanna know everything. 988 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,763 I wanna know when you're up in the middle of the night. 989 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,896 I wanna feel all the kicks. 990 00:45:24,939 --> 00:45:26,593 Speaking of boundaries. 991 00:45:26,636 --> 00:45:28,203 [exasperated sigh] 992 00:45:28,247 --> 00:45:30,684 Well, I can give you guys a minute. 993 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,903 No, it's okay. 994 00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:34,296 You can... You can tell him. Just not me. 995 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,211 -[machine beeping] -Okay. 996 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,387 [Jean] Are you ready? 997 00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:42,217 Yeah, don't, yeah. Don't say it. 998 00:45:42,870 --> 00:45:44,045 Are you sure? 999 00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:45,786 Yes. 1000 00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:47,657 Yeah, because I will blurt it out. 1001 00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:48,963 I definitely blurt it out 1002 00:45:49,007 --> 00:45:50,748 or I'll be so nervous that I'll blurt it out. 1003 00:45:50,791 --> 00:45:52,488 That I'll blurt it out. 1004 00:45:52,532 --> 00:45:54,012 Better I don't know. 1005 00:45:54,055 --> 00:45:56,492 Well, a pleasure as always. 1006 00:45:57,885 --> 00:45:59,539 The doctor will be in shortly. 1007 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,063 [door opens] 1008 00:46:02,107 --> 00:46:08,113 I can't tell if she is really rude or amazing. 1009 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,377 I don't think she meant it when she said 1010 00:46:11,420 --> 00:46:12,770 I was a "pleasure as always". 1011 00:46:14,249 --> 00:46:15,729 Yeah, I think she is amazing. 1012 00:46:16,730 --> 00:46:17,731 [door closes] 1013 00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:20,865 [soft music] 1014 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,752 [Anna's mom] Hi, Anna. It's your mother. 1015 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:42,451 Allie said a friend of hers saw you in California. 1016 00:46:42,495 --> 00:46:45,715 You're still working retail I hear. 1017 00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:51,809 And, uh, Jason left you or, uh, maybe you left him. 1018 00:46:51,852 --> 00:46:54,420 And if there is anything else you'd like to tell me, 1019 00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,639 I promise I won't be surprised. 1020 00:46:58,206 --> 00:46:59,860 Your father says hello. 1021 00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:24,929 I can stay over occasionally. 1022 00:47:31,196 --> 00:47:34,590 Yeah, but "Evil doctor" is the archetype. 1023 00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:37,158 -Not "Evil Mister". -[Matt] Here's my question. 1024 00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:39,944 Where does a monster even get a doctorate? 1025 00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:42,990 Lots of monsters have doctorates. It's... 1026 00:47:43,034 --> 00:47:44,731 Wait, what are we talking about? 1027 00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:46,037 Um... 1028 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,039 Jason. Your ex. 1029 00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:52,434 Right. Yeah, Jason was a real Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. 1030 00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:55,873 Not so unlike my dad. 1031 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:58,527 My dad was more of a Dr. Honeydew. 1032 00:48:00,051 --> 00:48:01,313 Who is that? 1033 00:48:01,356 --> 00:48:03,315 Who is Dr. Honeydew? 1034 00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:05,970 [Matt] Are you kidding me? 1035 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:08,929 From the Muppets, big yellow head. 1036 00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:12,628 Constantly torturing his lab assistant Beaker. 1037 00:48:14,326 --> 00:48:17,416 Which, frankly, is not unlike me. 1038 00:48:17,459 --> 00:48:20,071 I guess that would make me Beaker. 1039 00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:21,811 Whatever. 1040 00:48:22,856 --> 00:48:24,292 Uh, no, no, no. Stay put. 1041 00:48:24,336 --> 00:48:25,728 -[Matt groans] -[sighs] 1042 00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:34,694 What's with the all these lady books? 1043 00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:37,653 [Matt] Uh, those are parenting books 1044 00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:40,439 for single parents, but everything I could find 1045 00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:44,356 for single dad was for guys who are divorced or widowers 1046 00:48:44,399 --> 00:48:46,271 which didn't really apply. 1047 00:48:46,314 --> 00:48:49,448 What about "A Father Knows"? 1048 00:48:49,491 --> 00:48:52,538 [Matt] Oh, yeah, that one, um... 1049 00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:54,192 I thought that was a parenting book 1050 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:56,934 and I couldn't quite make up from the thumbnail online. 1051 00:48:56,977 --> 00:49:00,067 So I bought it and not even close. 1052 00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:02,287 Okay. 1053 00:49:03,679 --> 00:49:05,072 [Matt] You're sleeping in my room. 1054 00:49:05,116 --> 00:49:06,334 And where are you? 1055 00:49:06,378 --> 00:49:08,380 [Matt] I'm gonna sleep in, uh, Lamp's room. 1056 00:49:08,423 --> 00:49:10,686 Oh. [clears throat] 1057 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:12,993 I don't wanna kick you at it, your bed. 1058 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:15,691 It's okay. I don't wanna mess with your Lamp-boundaries 1059 00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:17,867 by making you sleep in the nursery. 1060 00:49:17,911 --> 00:49:20,392 -Okay. -Yeah, it's all good. Come on. 1061 00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:28,574 [switch clicks off] 1062 00:49:31,316 --> 00:49:33,405 [soft music] 1063 00:49:40,890 --> 00:49:41,979 Hey. 1064 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:50,030 -Hey, are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1065 00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:51,945 Uh, Lamp's moving. 1066 00:49:55,775 --> 00:49:56,906 Hm. 1067 00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:03,087 Oh. 1068 00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:16,970 [Charlotte] Hi, you two. 1069 00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:20,147 Might I interest you in this Norwegian design, 1070 00:50:20,191 --> 00:50:22,845 it's made from sustainably crafted lucite, 1071 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,717 it's durable, it's waterproof. 1072 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:26,980 It offers an open view to the environment... 1073 00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:29,026 Oh, it's six thousand dollars. 1074 00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:30,070 Whoa. 1075 00:50:30,114 --> 00:50:31,637 [both laugh] 1076 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:36,772 Really this converts into a toddler bed and a Mercedes? 1077 00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:39,123 [laughing] 1078 00:50:39,166 --> 00:50:40,776 No, but... 1079 00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:44,737 This crib converts from a toddler bed to a day bed 1080 00:50:44,780 --> 00:50:47,653 and offers three different infant mattress positions. 1081 00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:48,741 Oh. 1082 00:50:48,784 --> 00:50:50,177 It's, uh, $450. 1083 00:50:50,221 --> 00:50:53,006 It's made from particleboard. As a warning. 1084 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:55,443 Is that mean particleboard is bad for the baby somehow? 1085 00:50:55,487 --> 00:50:57,054 No. Not at all. 1086 00:50:58,272 --> 00:50:59,882 -Okay. Great. -[Charlotte] Great. 1087 00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:01,754 -I really like this. -[Charlotte] Great. 1088 00:51:01,797 --> 00:51:05,410 Here is the item number. 1089 00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:07,890 Present this at the register. 1090 00:51:07,934 --> 00:51:10,850 I think you two were gonna be really happy with this. 1091 00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:12,678 Ew. No, we're not together. 1092 00:51:12,721 --> 00:51:14,854 [clicks tongue] Oh. 1093 00:51:14,897 --> 00:51:16,116 She's my surrogate. 1094 00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:18,075 Ah. 1095 00:51:18,118 --> 00:51:21,121 [Anna] We... Why is the idea of me 1096 00:51:21,165 --> 00:51:22,992 being a single mom... [low groan] 1097 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:24,951 ...and the idea of him being a single dad... 1098 00:51:24,994 --> 00:51:26,039 [groans cheerfully] 1099 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,084 Yeah. 1100 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:30,087 Oh. Um... 1101 00:51:31,044 --> 00:51:32,350 I just... 1102 00:51:32,393 --> 00:51:34,178 [nervous laugh] Sorry. 1103 00:51:34,221 --> 00:51:35,831 I think we'll buy this on the Internet. 1104 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:38,007 Oh, we don't work off commission. 1105 00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:39,096 Oh, you don't. 1106 00:51:48,453 --> 00:51:49,758 [Anna] This is sure a lot of 1107 00:51:49,802 --> 00:51:51,238 the invitations considering the fact 1108 00:51:51,282 --> 00:51:53,501 that I've never seen you talk to anybody else, 1109 00:51:53,545 --> 00:51:56,243 or talk about having other friends. 1110 00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,377 You're one to talk. 1111 00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:05,339 [breathes deeply] 1112 00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:09,778 [exhales] 1113 00:52:09,822 --> 00:52:11,519 What's going on? 1114 00:52:11,563 --> 00:52:12,868 What are you talking about? 1115 00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:16,176 -You're being really quiet. -No, I'm not. 1116 00:52:22,965 --> 00:52:24,750 Listen to how quiet you're being right now. 1117 00:52:24,793 --> 00:52:25,794 [exhales] 1118 00:52:33,846 --> 00:52:36,327 At the store when the lady... 1119 00:52:36,370 --> 00:52:39,330 thought we were together, you said, "Ew, no." 1120 00:52:39,373 --> 00:52:42,942 I didn't say "ew" as in "you're gross". 1121 00:52:42,985 --> 00:52:47,338 I said "ew" as in "it would be gross if we were a couple." 1122 00:52:47,381 --> 00:52:48,426 [Matt] Why? 1123 00:52:48,469 --> 00:52:50,602 Why would that be gross? 1124 00:52:50,645 --> 00:52:52,691 Because you are like 20 years older than me. 1125 00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:54,345 Why is that horrible? 1126 00:52:54,388 --> 00:52:57,435 So... you would be okay with dating someone 1127 00:52:57,478 --> 00:52:59,437 who was shitting in their diaper 1128 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,962 when you were getting your first hand-job? 1129 00:53:03,005 --> 00:53:09,490 Or someone who couldn't count when you were in college? 1130 00:53:09,534 --> 00:53:12,058 Or someone whose parents are probably like 1131 00:53:12,101 --> 00:53:14,147 in the grade above you? 1132 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,149 [Anna] One grade above you? 1133 00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,282 I think you're being prescriptive. 1134 00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:22,155 I think you've watched too many Woody Allen movies. 1135 00:53:23,243 --> 00:53:24,636 Well, they're romantic. 1136 00:53:24,679 --> 00:53:26,115 - Annie Hall. - Annie Hall. 1137 00:53:26,159 --> 00:53:27,813 Right. That's movie about... 1138 00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:31,382 a parade of aging neurotics, crunching their fear of death 1139 00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:35,429 by grabbing onto woman at the start of their lives 1140 00:53:35,473 --> 00:53:37,301 and then like feeding of them. 1141 00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:40,260 Yeah. Ew. 1142 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,696 Then he made Manhattan 1143 00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:45,352 which is a movie about dating a teenage girl. 1144 00:53:45,396 --> 00:53:47,876 That starred a real teenage girl 1145 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,838 who he then literally tried to date afterward in real life. 1146 00:53:52,881 --> 00:53:54,318 Ew. 1147 00:53:54,361 --> 00:53:55,536 See? 1148 00:53:58,670 --> 00:54:00,846 It's just sometimes people just connect. 1149 00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:03,936 It's not about being attracted to one another. 1150 00:54:06,808 --> 00:54:10,769 Do you know a lot of 45-year-old men 1151 00:54:10,812 --> 00:54:13,815 who have 26-year-old female friends? 1152 00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:15,774 Like... 1153 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:18,255 how many friends in their 20's do you have? 1154 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:22,084 I don't know. 1155 00:54:27,351 --> 00:54:28,395 One. 1156 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,236 [soft piano music] 1157 00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:54,334 Ow. [groans] 1158 00:54:54,943 --> 00:54:56,162 [thuds] 1159 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,388 [clinking] 1160 00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:06,215 Can... 1161 00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:08,653 Can you tell me what a period is? 1162 00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,701 What? 1163 00:55:13,745 --> 00:55:16,574 You wanna pull out the inner tube. 1164 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,359 Until it stops. 1165 00:55:19,403 --> 00:55:21,056 Uh, and then, and then you... 1166 00:55:22,188 --> 00:55:25,147 Uh, and then you... 1167 00:55:25,191 --> 00:55:26,235 Remember? 1168 00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:27,846 Uh, it just get... Um... 1169 00:55:29,369 --> 00:55:30,675 Well, if, if you're starting out, 1170 00:55:30,718 --> 00:55:33,199 it helps to put your leg up on something like, 1171 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,244 uh, bathtub or stool. 1172 00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:37,334 Um... 1173 00:55:37,377 --> 00:55:39,336 Because... 1174 00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:40,815 Just so that everything... 1175 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:45,777 opens up a bit easier, uh... 1176 00:55:46,865 --> 00:55:48,388 and... 1177 00:55:49,563 --> 00:55:50,608 [awkward sigh] 1178 00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:54,873 This is just so mortifying. 1179 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:58,398 This gonna be much more awkward for Lamp 1180 00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:01,227 so just get through it quickly. 1181 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,404 Yeah, of course. 1182 00:56:04,448 --> 00:56:07,886 So then, um, it gets inserted. 1183 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:10,236 So, you, uh... 1184 00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:13,282 Um... that's when you insert, you push it in. 1185 00:56:13,326 --> 00:56:14,936 Okay, insert it where? 1186 00:56:16,416 --> 00:56:18,113 -Seriously? -Yeah. 1187 00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:22,727 [whispers] In, uh, vagina. 1188 00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:25,207 You don't whisper it. 1189 00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:27,209 Kids will pick up on that. That it's, like, shameful. 1190 00:56:27,253 --> 00:56:28,297 Say vagina. 1191 00:56:28,341 --> 00:56:29,734 -Right in the vagina. -Great. 1192 00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:31,953 -Put it in the vagina. -Perfect. 1193 00:56:31,997 --> 00:56:34,695 And, and you pushed until you feel resistance. 1194 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:36,088 And so then you stop 1195 00:56:36,131 --> 00:56:39,439 and you push in the little plunger 1196 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:41,920 and the tampon goes in. 1197 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:45,402 And... it's in. 1198 00:56:45,445 --> 00:56:48,666 And, and you pull out the applicator. 1199 00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:50,145 And toss in the trash. 1200 00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:54,628 Oh, my God. [soft chuckle] 1201 00:56:54,672 --> 00:56:57,152 You expect me to remember that for like 12 years? 1202 00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:59,198 How embarrassing was that for you? 1203 00:56:59,241 --> 00:57:00,504 I'm pretty embarrassed. 1204 00:57:01,461 --> 00:57:03,376 Then you'll remember it forever. 1205 00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:10,427 Mm. 1206 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,429 [soft music] 1207 00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,825 [indistinct chatter] 1208 00:57:19,566 --> 00:57:20,741 Yes! 1209 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:22,395 They love it. 1210 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,223 [Anna] It's, um... 1211 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,485 Oh, you hear it again. 1212 00:57:25,529 --> 00:57:28,183 Two birds with one stone. 1213 00:57:28,227 --> 00:57:30,316 That name's just on your body forever. 1214 00:57:30,359 --> 00:57:33,406 Right, that's why I got it. So I could remember something 1215 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,016 that I wished would have lasted forever. 1216 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,975 Are you worried that your next partner's 1217 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:38,237 gonna be bothered by that? 1218 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,021 [Jules] Why would I based my decisions now 1219 00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:41,980 about some future hypothetical asshole? 1220 00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:43,329 [Anna] Why are they an asshole? 1221 00:57:43,372 --> 00:57:45,462 Because they mind my tattoos. 1222 00:57:45,505 --> 00:57:47,507 The Sams don't mind Celine... 1223 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:49,553 and Celine never minded Nick. 1224 00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:51,293 You're, you're body is a graveyard. 1225 00:57:51,337 --> 00:57:53,470 You mean love and loss. Love and loss. 1226 00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:55,689 If we're not carrying the people we love with us, 1227 00:57:55,733 --> 00:57:57,996 then what are we even doing? 1228 00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:00,128 -Moving on. -[Jules] Okay, well, whatever. 1229 00:58:00,172 --> 00:58:03,610 What about you and that guy? 1230 00:58:03,654 --> 00:58:04,916 We're not a couple. 1231 00:58:04,959 --> 00:58:08,006 Okay. I know you're not fucking... 1232 00:58:08,049 --> 00:58:11,009 but, like that doesn't mean that you don't have a thing. 1233 00:58:11,052 --> 00:58:14,099 -We're... we're friends. -[Jules] It's something. 1234 00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:15,753 And it's finite. 1235 00:58:15,796 --> 00:58:17,015 Finite, how? 1236 00:58:17,058 --> 00:58:19,626 In that this period will end at some point, 1237 00:58:19,670 --> 00:58:22,455 you will give birth to a child and then what happens? 1238 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,326 [Jules] You don't need to be like a thing 1239 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:26,590 in the way that you define in order to breakup. 1240 00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:28,548 Just because you're not like "together together" 1241 00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:30,681 doesn't mean that you haven't created a bond. 1242 00:58:30,724 --> 00:58:32,247 You have created a connection 1243 00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:34,511 between the two of you that will end. 1244 00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:39,080 [Jules] Also... 1245 00:58:39,124 --> 00:58:41,561 I'm really worried that you're probably making 1246 00:58:41,605 --> 00:58:43,694 a little straight white guy in there. 1247 00:58:44,651 --> 00:58:47,567 I am. That's the whole plan. 1248 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:49,482 I'm gonna... [groans] 1249 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,789 I should... I just give him a podcast. 1250 00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:53,530 -Oh. -[Anna] Oh, yeah. 1251 00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:55,401 -[Ann] It's about Reaganomics. -[knock on door] 1252 00:58:57,446 --> 00:59:00,493 Oh, my God, speaking of, we're not open! 1253 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:02,321 I don't know when we open. 1254 00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:04,236 [Jules] Leave, leave. We're not open. 1255 00:59:04,279 --> 00:59:06,543 Oh, my God. I'm gonna call the police. 1256 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:09,197 [Matt] You okay? 1257 00:59:09,241 --> 00:59:10,416 Seems like your... 1258 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,767 I seem... 1259 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:15,813 Off. 1260 00:59:17,162 --> 00:59:18,598 [sighs deeply] 1261 00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:22,559 Hormones. 1262 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,648 Probably. 1263 00:59:26,084 --> 00:59:28,608 Oh, what we do with our hormones 1264 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:30,131 to sum everything up. 1265 00:59:31,829 --> 00:59:35,049 You'd probably invent hormones to sum everything up with. 1266 00:59:35,093 --> 00:59:36,964 [car doors open, close] 1267 00:59:37,008 --> 00:59:40,707 That's... That sounds like my mom and stepdad. 1268 00:59:40,751 --> 00:59:43,754 I just wanna say thank you in advance for doing this 1269 00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:46,583 with me and I also apologize for everyone that I know. 1270 00:59:46,626 --> 00:59:48,454 -There you are! -Hey! 1271 00:59:48,497 --> 00:59:50,543 -Hi. Oh. -Hi. 1272 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,632 Your stairs are very slippery. 1273 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,329 You're gonna want to get some grippy tape. 1274 00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:55,940 -You know what grippy tape is? -Uh-huh. 1275 00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:57,637 -It's like sandpaper. -Yeah. Okay. 1276 00:59:57,681 --> 00:59:59,204 -Matthew. -Hey, Carson. How are you? 1277 00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:01,380 Do you know what kind of tape I'm talking about, Matt? 1278 01:00:01,423 --> 01:00:02,990 It... You see it in office buildings. 1279 01:00:03,034 --> 01:00:04,209 Oh, come on in. 1280 01:00:05,123 --> 01:00:06,167 This is Anna. 1281 01:00:06,211 --> 01:00:08,169 -Hi. She's too young for you. -Hi. 1282 01:00:08,213 --> 01:00:10,432 Yeah, we know. Nobody is dating anybody. 1283 01:00:10,476 --> 01:00:11,999 Uh, this is my Mom Adele. 1284 01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:13,305 -This is Carson. -Hello! 1285 01:00:13,348 --> 01:00:15,133 Nice to meet you. May I? 1286 01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,352 [Matt] Mom, you can talk directly to Anna... 1287 01:00:17,396 --> 01:00:19,006 [Adele] Oh, my God! 1288 01:00:19,050 --> 01:00:21,487 Oh, my third grandchild is in there. 1289 01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:23,054 And look how big she is already. 1290 01:00:23,097 --> 01:00:25,752 I mean you were a big baby. Like father like son, right? 1291 01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:27,058 Or daughter. 1292 01:00:27,101 --> 01:00:29,669 With a belly that big, let's hope it's a boy. 1293 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:31,192 [Adele laughs] 1294 01:00:31,236 --> 01:00:33,238 Where should I put these cookies? 1295 01:00:33,281 --> 01:00:34,805 -Um... -[Adele] Oh, she doesn't know. 1296 01:00:34,848 --> 01:00:36,763 -Yeah. We brought cookies. -[Matt] Great. 1297 01:00:36,807 --> 01:00:38,678 [Adele] Why do they have so many plants in here? 1298 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:41,986 -[Carson] You can have my chaps. -[Adele] Always with the chaps. 1299 01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:44,641 [Marty] I decided I'm gonna go with Opah. 1300 01:00:44,684 --> 01:00:45,685 Oprah? 1301 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:46,947 Oh-Pah. 1302 01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:48,688 -It's German. -We're not German. 1303 01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:51,386 I just like the sound of it. Somebody's probably German. 1304 01:00:51,430 --> 01:00:52,866 A lot of people are German, 1305 01:00:52,910 --> 01:00:55,739 but you yourself are not a descendant of any of them. 1306 01:00:55,782 --> 01:00:57,349 I wanna go with Mimi. 1307 01:00:57,392 --> 01:00:59,568 -"Me me". -Mm-hm. 1308 01:00:59,612 --> 01:01:01,962 Can you do names when you're related through marriage? 1309 01:01:02,006 --> 01:01:03,094 [Dana] Adele... 1310 01:01:03,137 --> 01:01:04,486 I'm related. 1311 01:01:04,530 --> 01:01:05,618 Tomato, tom-ah-to. 1312 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,141 [Marty] What's Carson gonna be called? 1313 01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:08,577 -[Adele] Carson. -[Carson] Carson. 1314 01:01:08,621 --> 01:01:09,970 [Marty] You know it's a funny thing 1315 01:01:10,014 --> 01:01:11,624 that was gonna be my number one choice 1316 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,626 if Opah was already taken. 1317 01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:17,674 The humor gene is very strong with these two, Matty and Marty. 1318 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,240 So what are you gonna be called? 1319 01:01:22,113 --> 01:01:25,943 Um... "That... That Lady"? 1320 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,205 [Adele] See? 1321 01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,686 If you're not related, you don't do names. 1322 01:01:29,729 --> 01:01:31,862 [Carson] Organ donors do not get nicknames. 1323 01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:33,341 [Marty] Is that what this is like? 1324 01:01:33,385 --> 01:01:35,517 Like donating an organ? 1325 01:01:35,561 --> 01:01:39,130 I don't know. I've never donated an organ before. 1326 01:01:40,305 --> 01:01:42,350 [Andy] You must be Dylan's wife? 1327 01:01:42,394 --> 01:01:44,526 No, I'm the surrogate. 1328 01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:46,572 Oh, congrats! 1329 01:01:46,615 --> 01:01:48,487 Um, is that appropriate? 1330 01:01:48,530 --> 01:01:50,271 -Thanks. -Hey, Shell, Shell! 1331 01:01:50,315 --> 01:01:53,884 Come meet the surrogate! The, the surrogate! 1332 01:01:53,927 --> 01:01:55,450 -Come here. -[Shelly] Oh... 1333 01:01:55,494 --> 01:01:58,453 Wow, look at you! 1334 01:01:58,497 --> 01:02:01,152 Oh, you are so big already! 1335 01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:02,806 -I know, right? -[both laugh] 1336 01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:04,198 That's what I've heard. 1337 01:02:04,242 --> 01:02:05,547 -Oh. -Oh, wow. 1338 01:02:05,591 --> 01:02:07,767 -Baby's gonna be healthy. -Yeah, healthy baby. 1339 01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:11,553 [indistinct chatter] 1340 01:02:12,772 --> 01:02:14,339 How'd you do that? 1341 01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:18,212 Here. I'm sorry... 1342 01:02:18,256 --> 01:02:21,650 [indistinct chatter] 1343 01:02:22,956 --> 01:02:24,958 [paper rustling] 1344 01:02:26,264 --> 01:02:28,309 All right, let's see here. 1345 01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:32,792 Oh... Oh, come on! 1346 01:02:32,836 --> 01:02:34,402 [overlapping chatter] 1347 01:02:34,446 --> 01:02:36,709 [laughter] 1348 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:37,841 So good. 1349 01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:39,973 [laughter] 1350 01:02:41,061 --> 01:02:43,368 [Matt] I love it. I love it. 1351 01:02:43,411 --> 01:02:44,848 -[humming] -[woman 2] Make way. 1352 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:47,024 -Whoa! -[woman 2] Perfect! 1353 01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:48,547 This thing is huge! 1354 01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:49,766 [Jacob] Here we go. 1355 01:02:49,809 --> 01:02:50,897 [Matt] Uh, is it a weapon or something? 1356 01:02:50,941 --> 01:02:53,073 [indistinct chatter] 1357 01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:58,209 [guests gasping] 1358 01:02:58,992 --> 01:03:01,821 [Matt] Oh, yes... 1359 01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:02,996 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1360 01:03:04,737 --> 01:03:06,521 -Thank you. Thank you. -Yeah. 1361 01:03:06,565 --> 01:03:08,785 [indistinct chatter] 1362 01:03:11,091 --> 01:03:14,660 [Matt] Oh, my God. All right, who's next? Who's next? 1363 01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:15,922 What's this? 1364 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,186 [indistinct chatter] 1365 01:03:19,230 --> 01:03:20,318 That's a koala bear. 1366 01:03:20,361 --> 01:03:22,407 [dramatic music] 1367 01:03:31,764 --> 01:03:32,765 [sighs] 1368 01:03:35,899 --> 01:03:38,292 [water running] 1369 01:03:38,336 --> 01:03:39,424 [exhales] 1370 01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:47,911 [breathes deeply] 1371 01:03:50,304 --> 01:03:52,959 [Matt] I'm like craving pizza right now. 1372 01:03:53,003 --> 01:03:55,266 I think I'm having a sympathy craving. 1373 01:03:55,309 --> 01:03:57,921 -You always want pizza. -[Matt] That's true. 1374 01:03:57,964 --> 01:04:00,488 The question is, "Do you want pizza?" 1375 01:04:00,532 --> 01:04:03,143 And if you do, say we order it now or later? 1376 01:04:03,187 --> 01:04:05,754 I should probably go... 1377 01:04:05,798 --> 01:04:07,582 -actually. -[Matt] What? 1378 01:04:07,626 --> 01:04:10,194 We're gonna watch season nine of Friends. 1379 01:04:10,237 --> 01:04:12,152 I think I'm just gonna watch it at home. 1380 01:04:17,766 --> 01:04:20,073 -Did I do something? -[Anna] No. 1381 01:04:20,117 --> 01:04:22,771 I just have to be up super early tomorrow 1382 01:04:22,815 --> 01:04:25,992 and I've been here all day. 1383 01:04:26,036 --> 01:04:27,994 Thank you for that, by the way. 1384 01:04:28,038 --> 01:04:30,475 Thank you for thanking me. 1385 01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:33,304 Yeah, so that right there. 1386 01:04:33,957 --> 01:04:35,480 What? 1387 01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:37,264 You... you got sad. 1388 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:42,095 Please... don't see when I'm sad. 1389 01:04:42,748 --> 01:04:43,836 Please. 1390 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,185 What's going on? 1391 01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:49,233 I think... 1392 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:55,892 I think that we should have better boundaries. 1393 01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:05,945 Was it the party? 1394 01:05:05,989 --> 01:05:07,729 Was it the party? I'm sorry. 1395 01:05:07,773 --> 01:05:09,949 No. Yes, but... [sighs] 1396 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,996 No, it's, it's... everything. 1397 01:05:13,039 --> 01:05:16,782 It's like we spend way too much time together. 1398 01:05:16,825 --> 01:05:18,610 I basically only hanging out with you. 1399 01:05:18,653 --> 01:05:20,351 I don't hang out with anybody else. 1400 01:05:20,394 --> 01:05:22,440 -What's the point? -What's the point of what? 1401 01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:24,572 What is the point of hanging out? 1402 01:05:25,399 --> 01:05:26,444 What? 1403 01:05:26,487 --> 01:05:30,578 We've spent so much time together. 1404 01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:34,887 And yet you still see me as like this, like, naive woman. 1405 01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,671 -That's not true. -And you're like... 1406 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:40,588 You're always trying to, like, do things for me, like I'm some 1407 01:05:40,632 --> 01:05:42,416 -charity case like... -What? 1408 01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:44,244 I did stuff on my own. 1409 01:05:44,288 --> 01:05:45,854 I know that! 1410 01:05:45,898 --> 01:05:48,161 Do you... Do you seriously think I'm that shitty of a friend? 1411 01:05:48,205 --> 01:05:49,554 Okay, "friend". 1412 01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:51,469 Are we friends? 1413 01:05:52,296 --> 01:05:53,340 Are we? 1414 01:05:57,431 --> 01:06:01,218 I, I don't know. I... 1415 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:06,049 I think that if we are, in order for this to work, 1416 01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:07,441 we shouldn't be. 1417 01:06:13,752 --> 01:06:15,536 I will see you on Wednesday. 1418 01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:17,625 Okay. 1419 01:06:21,020 --> 01:06:23,066 [door opens] 1420 01:06:23,109 --> 01:06:25,068 Hey, I'll, uh, see you Wednesday. 1421 01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:27,287 Okay. 1422 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,996 [soft music] 1423 01:06:55,098 --> 01:06:57,230 [woman speaking indistinctly on laptop] 1424 01:07:15,901 --> 01:07:18,599 [laughter] 1425 01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:28,914 [soft music] 1426 01:08:09,737 --> 01:08:11,174 [Jean] I'll send the doctor right in. 1427 01:08:11,217 --> 01:08:12,436 Thanks. 1428 01:08:15,482 --> 01:08:18,050 What's goin' on? What's with you two? 1429 01:08:25,884 --> 01:08:27,625 This is how we are now. 1430 01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:35,546 [door opens] 1431 01:08:36,677 --> 01:08:37,983 [door closes] 1432 01:08:38,026 --> 01:08:39,985 Hey, could you, uh... 1433 01:08:40,028 --> 01:08:43,031 Could you update the food log again? 1434 01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:47,775 -Uh, sure. -Great. 1435 01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:50,474 That'd be great 'cause... 1436 01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:56,132 since we're not eating meals together so much, um... 1437 01:08:56,175 --> 01:08:58,612 it would just be great to have a sense of... 1438 01:08:58,656 --> 01:08:59,831 Yeah, of course. 1439 01:09:04,227 --> 01:09:05,228 [Shayleen] Hi. 1440 01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:06,577 I'm Shayleen. 1441 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:09,449 Welcome to Koala House Birth Center 1442 01:09:09,493 --> 01:09:11,625 for Learning and Feeling. 1443 01:09:11,669 --> 01:09:14,715 Um, I love the miracle of birth. 1444 01:09:14,759 --> 01:09:15,890 [chuckles] 1445 01:09:15,934 --> 01:09:17,240 Even more than that 1446 01:09:17,283 --> 01:09:19,677 I love empowering couples within the process. 1447 01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,768 So it is truly my pleasure 1448 01:09:23,811 --> 01:09:27,293 to be on this journey with you. 1449 01:09:27,337 --> 01:09:30,209 And I'd like to start class with a cleansing breath. 1450 01:09:30,253 --> 01:09:33,125 [couples inhaling deeply] 1451 01:09:34,213 --> 01:09:38,783 [deep vocalization] 1452 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:51,230 I am Matt and this is my baby. 1453 01:09:51,274 --> 01:09:52,884 And you partner? 1454 01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:55,800 Uh, no. She's not my partner. 1455 01:09:55,843 --> 01:09:57,497 We're feminists. 1456 01:09:57,541 --> 01:09:58,759 Um... 1457 01:10:00,718 --> 01:10:03,416 This is Anna. Uh, she's my surrogate. 1458 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:08,116 Wonderful, and is there a third partner? 1459 01:10:10,902 --> 01:10:11,903 No. 1460 01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:15,385 Wonderful. 1461 01:10:15,428 --> 01:10:18,214 [breathing deeply] 1462 01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:20,433 Just letting go of the third partner idea. 1463 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,829 [Ivy] Hi, I'm Ivy. 1464 01:10:24,872 --> 01:10:26,483 Uh, this is Jackie. 1465 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:29,747 And this is really bonded us in a way that... 1466 01:10:29,790 --> 01:10:32,793 More so than ever before, I feel like we are one. 1467 01:10:32,837 --> 01:10:35,056 -Yeah. -About to be... 1468 01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:36,623 -three. -Three. 1469 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:39,844 -[Ivy] I love you. -[Jackie] I love you. 1470 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:41,411 [Shayleen] And you're pushing, pushing, 1471 01:10:41,454 --> 01:10:43,717 pushing, pushing, pushing. And you're getting through it. 1472 01:10:43,761 --> 01:10:45,937 And you're getting through it and you're surviving. 1473 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:47,808 And then you gonna push. 1474 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:50,246 And then you got your baby. 1475 01:10:51,029 --> 01:10:52,813 Just breathe. 1476 01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:56,164 [Shayleen] Breathe in your partner's support. Good. 1477 01:10:56,208 --> 01:10:57,905 [Matt] Breathe. 1478 01:10:57,949 --> 01:11:00,299 And I definitely recommend late-clamping. 1479 01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:02,388 And you can still do skin-to-skin. 1480 01:11:02,432 --> 01:11:04,216 Well, just flop 'em right on you 1481 01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:06,262 while you wait the four to seven minutes 1482 01:11:06,305 --> 01:11:08,612 for the pulsing to conclude, okay? 1483 01:11:08,655 --> 01:11:11,919 The umbilical cord doesn't have a lot of reach. Don't pull it. 1484 01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:14,052 Baby will be here. 1485 01:11:14,095 --> 01:11:16,446 Not here. Here. 1486 01:11:16,489 --> 01:11:18,186 I just wanna say... 1487 01:11:18,230 --> 01:11:21,799 I think what you are doing is so brave. 1488 01:11:21,842 --> 01:11:22,930 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1489 01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,066 Okay, move to the hips. 1490 01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:29,589 Move to the hips. 1491 01:11:30,590 --> 01:11:32,375 [Shayleen] Yes. 1492 01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:35,595 What about our situation? 1493 01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:38,294 Yeah, I... obviously won't be doing skin-to-skin. 1494 01:11:38,337 --> 01:11:39,512 But Papa can. 1495 01:11:39,556 --> 01:11:41,209 All the Papas can. 1496 01:11:41,253 --> 01:11:43,821 You just wanna wear shirt that can easily open up 1497 01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:46,084 and then we just pull up a little stool. 1498 01:11:46,127 --> 01:11:47,520 Sit right there. 1499 01:11:47,564 --> 01:11:49,566 -And he'll do the skin-to-skin. -[Matt] Breathe. 1500 01:11:49,609 --> 01:11:51,350 [breathes deeply] 1501 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,526 -Breathe. -[exhales sharply] 1502 01:11:53,570 --> 01:11:55,659 Anyway, good luck. 1503 01:11:55,702 --> 01:11:56,877 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1504 01:11:58,444 --> 01:11:59,489 You too. 1505 01:11:59,532 --> 01:12:00,751 [Anna] So just to be clear... 1506 01:12:00,794 --> 01:12:03,057 he would be on a stool 1507 01:12:03,101 --> 01:12:06,757 between my legs for four to seven minutes 1508 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,455 while the baby is still tethered to me... 1509 01:12:10,108 --> 01:12:11,544 my insides? 1510 01:12:11,588 --> 01:12:14,025 Yes. Is that a problem? 1511 01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:21,598 [Shayleen] Standing position two. 1512 01:12:24,601 --> 01:12:26,690 Now let's practice the words of encouragement 1513 01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:28,169 that we talked about. 1514 01:12:32,565 --> 01:12:35,089 This is really important. 1515 01:12:35,133 --> 01:12:38,092 [indistinct chatter] 1516 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:41,879 [breathes deeply] 1517 01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:45,448 You really, uh... You doing, you doing okay. 1518 01:12:48,538 --> 01:12:50,496 You're doing really good. 1519 01:12:50,540 --> 01:12:51,802 You're doing good. 1520 01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:54,848 You're the best. 1521 01:12:58,678 --> 01:13:00,027 You're the best. 1522 01:13:04,902 --> 01:13:06,904 [soft music] 1523 01:13:14,564 --> 01:13:15,652 Ah... 1524 01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:17,523 [inhales] 1525 01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:20,526 [exhales] 1526 01:13:24,878 --> 01:13:27,054 [breathes deeply] 1527 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:43,854 Hi, um... 1528 01:13:43,897 --> 01:13:46,378 Uh, so this is happening. 1529 01:13:47,335 --> 01:13:49,250 [groans] 1530 01:13:49,294 --> 01:13:52,645 [doctor] There's no signs of a rupture or vasa previa, 1531 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:54,125 placenta is in good shape. 1532 01:13:54,168 --> 01:13:57,171 Baby's heartbeat is strong, movement is normal. 1533 01:13:57,215 --> 01:13:59,739 All signs point to pre-labor... 1534 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,828 But she... she's only 34 weeks. 1535 01:14:01,872 --> 01:14:03,787 Pre-labor doesn't always mean labor is close. 1536 01:14:03,830 --> 01:14:06,616 You're only 25 percent effaced. 1537 01:14:06,659 --> 01:14:08,400 [doctor] But the baby is sitting very low. 1538 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,836 I recommend staying off your feet. 1539 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:24,895 [exhales] 1540 01:14:33,860 --> 01:14:36,123 I never picture this... 1541 01:14:37,168 --> 01:14:41,389 being friends or... 1542 01:14:41,433 --> 01:14:42,478 I don't think... 1543 01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:48,658 All the reading in pamphlets and stuff about... 1544 01:14:50,529 --> 01:14:53,619 separating from the baby like... 1545 01:14:54,707 --> 01:14:56,056 There's... 1546 01:14:58,145 --> 01:15:01,235 There's nothing about like losing the Dad. 1547 01:15:02,933 --> 01:15:04,021 Hey. 1548 01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:08,112 We're not gonna lose each other. 1549 01:15:09,635 --> 01:15:14,161 You're gonna have Lamp and I'm gonna be in Vermont 1550 01:15:14,205 --> 01:15:15,902 -and... -What? 1551 01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:21,821 I... I got into school. 1552 01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:26,739 -You got into school? -Yeah. 1553 01:15:26,783 --> 01:15:28,654 -Get out of here. -[soft chuckle] 1554 01:15:31,570 --> 01:15:33,093 You kidding me? 1555 01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:37,881 Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you. 1556 01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:40,971 -Not in a dad-way, just... -I know... 1557 01:15:42,102 --> 01:15:44,496 I... congratulations. 1558 01:15:46,803 --> 01:15:47,934 [mutters] 1559 01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:50,676 -Why are you crying? -[breathes deeply] 1560 01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:52,635 I don't know because... 1561 01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:55,376 Because I love you. 1562 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:00,947 You love me how? 1563 01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:03,950 Like in a... Like a normal way. 1564 01:16:03,994 --> 01:16:05,952 -Like a not a gross way. -Yeah. 1565 01:16:05,996 --> 01:16:09,086 Like, like a boring way. Like... 1566 01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:12,393 [mumbles] 1567 01:16:13,743 --> 01:16:16,310 [breathes deeply] 1568 01:16:17,660 --> 01:16:20,140 I love you too, by the way. 1569 01:16:20,184 --> 01:16:21,664 Hope that's obvious. 1570 01:16:25,493 --> 01:16:26,582 I know. 1571 01:16:32,196 --> 01:16:33,284 I know. 1572 01:16:42,293 --> 01:16:44,512 [breathes deeply] 1573 01:16:46,732 --> 01:16:48,865 [gentle music] 1574 01:17:05,446 --> 01:17:06,665 Look, it rolls. 1575 01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:30,646 [Matt groaning] 1576 01:17:30,689 --> 01:17:32,299 [Anna] Why are you groaning? 1577 01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:35,041 [woman 3] This is harder than I thought it would be. 1578 01:17:37,087 --> 01:17:38,958 [sniffles] 1579 01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:41,047 [indistinct chatter on laptop] 1580 01:17:43,354 --> 01:17:46,444 The show is so fucking dumb. 1581 01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,317 [woman chatter on laptop] 1582 01:17:50,361 --> 01:17:53,103 [woman 4] Cross it over into the middle. 1583 01:17:53,146 --> 01:17:56,497 Then take some hair on the same side. 1584 01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:58,282 This looks good. 1585 01:17:58,325 --> 01:18:01,372 So you must be getting pretty excited. 1586 01:18:03,766 --> 01:18:05,115 Yeah. 1587 01:18:05,158 --> 01:18:07,421 Uh, very nervous. 1588 01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:09,119 [Matt] Very excited. 1589 01:18:09,162 --> 01:18:11,251 I don't know what I'm in for. There's no way to know 1590 01:18:11,295 --> 01:18:13,253 until you're, you're, you're doing it, I guess. 1591 01:18:13,297 --> 01:18:17,083 So, yeah, excited, nervous, but good nervous. 1592 01:18:17,127 --> 01:18:20,913 [Anna] Um, my mucus plug dropped. 1593 01:18:20,957 --> 01:18:23,655 And I've had my bloody show. 1594 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:25,918 Our bloody show? Sorry. 1595 01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:28,660 -Our bloody show. -I think you can say yours. 1596 01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:31,707 Uh, no, I think it's our bloody show. 1597 01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:33,317 -[Matt] Is it? -[Anna] Yeah. 1598 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,885 You know since you pushed me on it, it's your bloody show. 1599 01:18:35,928 --> 01:18:38,888 -It's his bloody show -Well, it's my bloody show. 1600 01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:41,673 Is that gross to... Is that gross to tell you? 1601 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:44,197 I'm here to, to hear whatever... 1602 01:18:44,241 --> 01:18:46,591 whatever it is that you want to tell me. 1603 01:18:49,246 --> 01:18:51,422 [Madeline] Anything else that you like to discuss? 1604 01:18:51,465 --> 01:18:52,815 We finished Friends. 1605 01:18:55,295 --> 01:18:57,167 Yeah, we did. 1606 01:18:57,210 --> 01:19:00,300 We watched all of Friends. 1607 01:19:01,084 --> 01:19:03,608 [tranquil music] 1608 01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:17,274 Do you want to, um... 1609 01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:20,320 hold hands and eat candy 1610 01:19:20,364 --> 01:19:22,583 and continue not sleeping together? 1611 01:19:26,239 --> 01:19:27,763 I thought you'd never ask. 1612 01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:33,464 [gentle music] 1613 01:19:58,315 --> 01:19:59,359 [Anna] Matt. 1614 01:20:00,186 --> 01:20:01,231 Matt. 1615 01:20:01,274 --> 01:20:02,275 Yeah. 1616 01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:04,364 -I... -What is it, Anna? 1617 01:20:04,408 --> 01:20:05,713 I had a contraction. 1618 01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:07,803 It's early, right? It's early. 1619 01:20:07,846 --> 01:20:09,065 Oh, you're early? 1620 01:20:09,108 --> 01:20:11,632 Uh, I, I not like scary early. 1621 01:20:11,676 --> 01:20:12,764 I think it's like a week, 1622 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,200 -right? -Okay. 1623 01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:15,985 Time it. We have to time it. 1624 01:20:16,028 --> 01:20:17,160 That's... 1625 01:20:18,683 --> 01:20:21,164 Time. Uh, I gotta get my phone. 1626 01:20:21,207 --> 01:20:24,123 Okay. Could you give me some water, first? 1627 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:25,864 Yes, water. Water. 1628 01:20:25,908 --> 01:20:27,083 Okay. 1629 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:30,086 [light music] 1630 01:20:38,137 --> 01:20:40,183 Why didn't you do that earlier? 1631 01:20:40,226 --> 01:20:41,575 I don't know! 1632 01:20:43,186 --> 01:20:47,886 [both breathing deeply] 1633 01:20:47,930 --> 01:20:49,409 [both inhale] 1634 01:20:49,453 --> 01:20:52,412 [both breathing sharply] 1635 01:20:57,635 --> 01:20:59,028 [Matt snoring softly] 1636 01:21:05,295 --> 01:21:07,558 You're supposed to be encouraging me! 1637 01:21:07,601 --> 01:21:10,343 [mumbling] You're doing great! 1638 01:21:10,387 --> 01:21:11,997 -[Anna] Aw! -You're doing so good! 1639 01:21:12,041 --> 01:21:13,303 Just, uh... 1640 01:21:13,346 --> 01:21:15,653 I don't believe anything you're saying right now! 1641 01:21:15,696 --> 01:21:16,741 [groans] 1642 01:21:16,784 --> 01:21:17,785 [retches] 1643 01:21:27,926 --> 01:21:33,410 [breathing deeply] 1644 01:21:33,453 --> 01:21:36,152 How... how far apart are they now? 1645 01:21:36,195 --> 01:21:38,458 That's, uh, well, eight minutes. 1646 01:21:39,111 --> 01:21:40,634 -Still? -Yeah. 1647 01:21:41,679 --> 01:21:43,420 [groans] 1648 01:21:43,463 --> 01:21:45,813 Here we go. Nice and cold. 1649 01:21:45,857 --> 01:21:47,119 Just like you like it. 1650 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,948 -There you go. -Thanks. 1651 01:21:49,992 --> 01:21:51,689 -[water splashes] -Whoa! Whoa! Oh, my God! 1652 01:21:51,732 --> 01:21:53,952 -Whoa! Are you okay? -I... yeah. 1653 01:21:53,996 --> 01:21:56,302 Oh, wow! I... I gonna go... 1654 01:21:56,346 --> 01:21:57,695 I gonna go get... change my shirt. 1655 01:21:57,738 --> 01:21:59,871 -What? -I, I gotta have a button-down 1656 01:21:59,915 --> 01:22:01,394 -for skin-on-skin. -Okay. 1657 01:22:01,438 --> 01:22:02,700 This is, uh... This is it! 1658 01:22:02,743 --> 01:22:04,615 Can you get... Can you get me a pair of pants? 1659 01:22:04,658 --> 01:22:05,659 Yes! 1660 01:22:06,225 --> 01:22:07,270 Okay, too fast. 1661 01:22:07,313 --> 01:22:08,445 -You're going too fast. -Okay. 1662 01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:10,099 It's happening. [laughs] 1663 01:22:10,142 --> 01:22:11,578 Okay. 1664 01:22:11,622 --> 01:22:13,580 Date today. Oh, my God, what is today? 1665 01:22:13,624 --> 01:22:15,365 Today, today is Lamp's birthday. What is it? 1666 01:22:19,804 --> 01:22:21,458 Good. You wanna sit down now? 1667 01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:23,373 No? Keep moving, keep moving. All right. 1668 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:26,506 [groaning] 1669 01:22:29,335 --> 01:22:32,860 [grunting] 1670 01:22:34,558 --> 01:22:36,821 -[Matt] You're doing great! -[sobs] 1671 01:22:38,736 --> 01:22:43,567 [grunting] 1672 01:22:44,437 --> 01:22:46,439 Do you want some, uh... 1673 01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:50,008 like some ice cream down the hall or... 1674 01:22:50,052 --> 01:22:52,619 I don't want... I don't think I can have ice cream. 1675 01:22:52,663 --> 01:22:54,143 Yeah. Okay. 1676 01:22:54,186 --> 01:22:55,448 There you go. 1677 01:22:57,363 --> 01:22:59,626 [exhales] 1678 01:22:59,670 --> 01:23:03,500 Okay, if you want the epidural, it's now or never. 1679 01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:04,980 Yes, I want the... [sobs] 1680 01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:08,809 Keep it up! Push! Good, good! 1681 01:23:08,853 --> 01:23:10,550 Bear down. Push! 1682 01:23:10,594 --> 01:23:12,074 -[grunting] -[Dr. Andrews] Push! 1683 01:23:12,857 --> 01:23:14,511 Okay. Push, Anna. 1684 01:23:14,554 --> 01:23:15,686 Push! 1685 01:23:15,729 --> 01:23:18,036 [Dr. Andrews] Push! Push! 1686 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,733 Push! 1687 01:23:19,777 --> 01:23:21,039 Push, Anna! 1688 01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:23,911 Don't stop now, Anna. 1689 01:23:23,955 --> 01:23:25,174 You can rest in a minute. 1690 01:23:25,217 --> 01:23:27,698 [Dr. Andrews] Push, Anna. Push, push! 1691 01:23:27,741 --> 01:23:30,657 -[groaning loudly] -You can do this. Push! 1692 01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:33,965 Push, push, push! 1693 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:38,143 Push, Anna. Good, good! We're crowning! 1694 01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:41,016 Okay, we're gonna push again in another 30 seconds. 1695 01:23:41,059 --> 01:23:42,713 -"We". -[Matt] Oh, my God. 1696 01:23:42,756 --> 01:23:44,062 I can see... [laughs] 1697 01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:46,282 I can see Lamp's head! 1698 01:23:46,325 --> 01:23:47,674 Lamp has hair! 1699 01:23:47,718 --> 01:23:50,634 [both chuckle] 1700 01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:54,029 You are so amazing. 1701 01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:55,900 I'm really happy for you. 1702 01:23:57,119 --> 01:23:58,772 [Anna sobs] 1703 01:23:58,816 --> 01:24:01,123 [Dr. Andrews] Okay, Anna, here we go! 1704 01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:02,907 Take a deep breath. 1705 01:24:02,950 --> 01:24:06,215 -[groaning] -Push! Push! 1706 01:24:06,258 --> 01:24:08,478 Good, good. That's right. 1707 01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:10,654 Push! 1708 01:24:11,872 --> 01:24:13,004 [grunting] 1709 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:14,745 There you go! 1710 01:24:14,788 --> 01:24:16,486 We got it! 1711 01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,966 [baby crying] 1712 01:24:26,322 --> 01:24:28,454 [crying continues] 1713 01:24:30,674 --> 01:24:32,328 [Matt laughing] 1714 01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:34,591 [Matt] Oh, God! 1715 01:24:34,634 --> 01:24:36,723 Oh, my God! 1716 01:24:37,376 --> 01:24:38,725 Hey, Lamp! 1717 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:41,815 Hey, there. 1718 01:24:41,859 --> 01:24:43,600 [baby crying] 1719 01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:46,646 [Matt laughs] 1720 01:24:46,690 --> 01:24:49,519 Oh, my God. Welcome. 1721 01:24:52,348 --> 01:24:53,392 [exhales] 1722 01:24:53,436 --> 01:24:55,046 Welcome to the world. 1723 01:24:56,917 --> 01:24:58,484 You're so beautiful. 1724 01:24:59,572 --> 01:25:01,966 [Matt laughs] 1725 01:25:02,009 --> 01:25:03,794 Oh, my God. 1726 01:25:05,491 --> 01:25:07,014 [breathes deeply] 1727 01:25:08,277 --> 01:25:10,888 ["Spring" by Angel Olsen playing] 1728 01:25:10,931 --> 01:25:14,370 ♪ Don't take it for granted 1729 01:25:14,413 --> 01:25:16,763 ♪ Love when you have it 1730 01:25:16,807 --> 01:25:20,419 ♪ You might be looking over 1731 01:25:20,463 --> 01:25:23,640 ♪ A lonelier shoulder 1732 01:25:23,683 --> 01:25:26,947 ♪ Remember when we said 1733 01:25:26,991 --> 01:25:30,125 ♪ We'd never have children 1734 01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:33,650 ♪ I'm holding your baby 1735 01:25:33,693 --> 01:25:36,479 ♪ Now that we're older 1736 01:25:36,522 --> 01:25:40,047 ♪ How time has revealed how 1737 01:25:40,091 --> 01:25:43,181 ♪ Little we know us 1738 01:25:43,225 --> 01:25:46,358 ♪ I've been too busy 1739 01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:49,622 ♪ I should've noticed 1740 01:25:49,666 --> 01:25:52,408 ♪ Days that keep slipping 1741 01:25:52,451 --> 01:25:55,628 ♪ A life that I'm missing 1742 01:25:55,672 --> 01:25:58,936 ♪ I wish it were true love 1743 01:25:58,979 --> 01:26:02,461 ♪ I wish we were kissing 1744 01:26:02,505 --> 01:26:05,421 ♪ Show me a love that 1745 01:26:05,464 --> 01:26:07,727 ♪ Won't ever leave 1746 01:26:07,771 --> 01:26:12,123 ♪ Or look for another 1747 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,125 ♪ One to deceive 1748 01:26:14,169 --> 01:26:18,042 ♪ I'm beginning to wonder 1749 01:26:18,085 --> 01:26:20,958 ♪ If anything's real 1750 01:26:21,001 --> 01:26:24,440 ♪ Guess we're just At the mercy ♪ 1751 01:26:24,483 --> 01:26:28,095 ♪ Of the way that we feel 1752 01:26:53,295 --> 01:26:56,385 ♪ Alive with a past 1753 01:26:56,428 --> 01:26:59,649 ♪ No other can share 1754 01:26:59,692 --> 01:27:02,782 ♪ Alone with a heart 1755 01:27:02,826 --> 01:27:06,046 ♪ No other can bear 1756 01:27:06,090 --> 01:27:10,137 ♪ So give me some heaven 1757 01:27:10,181 --> 01:27:13,228 ♪ Just for a while 1758 01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:16,622 ♪ Make me eternal 1759 01:27:17,536 --> 01:27:22,367 ♪ There in your smile 1760 01:28:18,249 --> 01:28:20,382 [gentle music]