WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:39.213 --> 00:00:40.823 Have you ever stolen anything? 4 00:00:44.087 --> 00:00:45.132 No. 5 00:00:46.089 --> 00:00:47.134 Not really. 6 00:00:52.269 --> 00:00:55.838 Pens. I've stolen pens... 7 00:00:55.881 --> 00:00:57.013 Just pens. 8 00:00:59.276 --> 00:01:01.452 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 9 00:01:04.803 --> 00:01:06.109 That's private. 10 00:01:07.241 --> 00:01:08.285 Mm. 11 00:01:11.854 --> 00:01:13.160 Are you religious? 12 00:01:14.074 --> 00:01:15.336 No. 13 00:01:15.379 --> 00:01:16.989 My family is. 14 00:01:18.339 --> 00:01:20.080 But, we're not close... 15 00:01:24.214 --> 00:01:25.694 This appeals to me 16 00:01:25.737 --> 00:01:27.522 because I know it's not the best thing 17 00:01:27.565 --> 00:01:29.480 in the world being alone. 18 00:01:30.525 --> 00:01:33.658 Not that you are alone. 19 00:01:33.702 --> 00:01:36.270 But you are doing this alone. 20 00:01:39.055 --> 00:01:40.752 Are you writing that down? 21 00:01:40.796 --> 00:01:43.364 I... I didn't mean like "You are alone..." 22 00:01:43.407 --> 00:01:45.757 I meant, like, um... 23 00:01:45.801 --> 00:01:48.282 I don't think being alone is a bad thing. 24 00:01:48.325 --> 00:01:50.153 I meant... 25 00:01:50.197 --> 00:01:52.199 if family is important to someone, 26 00:01:52.242 --> 00:01:54.766 they should be open and make one. 27 00:01:54.810 --> 00:01:56.159 Plus the money. 28 00:01:56.203 --> 00:01:58.118 Not in a bad way. 29 00:02:00.555 --> 00:02:06.300 Um, and, you know, putting a little bit karma in the bank 30 00:02:06.343 --> 00:02:08.258 never hurt anyone. 31 00:02:08.302 --> 00:02:10.173 Don't write down the word "Karma". 32 00:02:10.217 --> 00:02:12.349 I'm sorry I use it. I regret it. 33 00:02:12.393 --> 00:02:15.613 -Hm. - 34 00:02:15.657 --> 00:02:18.138 It says here that you have a child. 35 00:02:18.181 --> 00:02:19.182 How old are they? 36 00:02:19.226 --> 00:02:20.227 Seven? 37 00:02:21.924 --> 00:02:23.404 Eight? 38 00:02:23.447 --> 00:02:24.666 Eight, I guess. 39 00:02:24.709 --> 00:02:26.755 You don't know how old your own child is? 40 00:02:26.798 --> 00:02:30.498 He was adopted like right after I had him 41 00:02:30.541 --> 00:02:33.065 and it was a closed adoption. 42 00:02:33.109 --> 00:02:34.458 Uh, I was in high school. 43 00:02:36.504 --> 00:02:37.548 Hm. 44 00:02:42.336 --> 00:02:43.685 Yeah, I'm sorry. I just... 45 00:02:43.728 --> 00:02:45.687 I thought that all the applicants had the... 46 00:02:45.730 --> 00:02:49.473 either be raising children or have raised them. 47 00:02:49.517 --> 00:02:51.562 I think technically the requirement 48 00:02:51.606 --> 00:02:54.478 is that "you have to have had a kid..." 49 00:02:55.827 --> 00:02:58.874 which I... have. 50 00:02:58.917 --> 00:03:00.354 Right. Right. 51 00:03:00.397 --> 00:03:05.141 I won't be offended if that is a deal-breaker for you 52 00:03:05.185 --> 00:03:08.579 but I do know what it's like to carry a baby 53 00:03:08.623 --> 00:03:10.320 and then give one up. 54 00:03:10.364 --> 00:03:15.499 And this wouldn't be mine this time, 55 00:03:15.543 --> 00:03:17.414 like this one wouldn't even be mine. 56 00:03:17.458 --> 00:03:20.417 Baby is, uh, if anything it would be easier. 57 00:03:23.507 --> 00:03:26.423 I, uh, I have some questions for you, if that's okay. 58 00:03:26.467 --> 00:03:28.338 I actually wrote them down. 59 00:03:30.819 --> 00:03:32.734 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 60 00:03:32.777 --> 00:03:33.865 Oh... 61 00:03:45.268 --> 00:03:47.488 Hey. Oh, is anyone clothed? 62 00:03:47.531 --> 00:03:49.272 Everyone's clothed. 63 00:03:49.316 --> 00:03:51.013 Sorry, I mean unclothed. 64 00:03:52.232 --> 00:03:54.843 -Uh, come on in. - Okay. 65 00:03:54.886 --> 00:03:56.236 Hey. 66 00:03:56.279 --> 00:03:57.367 -Hi, sorry, whoa... - Hello. 67 00:03:57.411 --> 00:03:58.629 ...it took me so long. 68 00:03:58.673 --> 00:04:00.849 Hey, I ran the whole way here. 69 00:04:00.892 --> 00:04:04.809 Okay. Hi, Matt. Uh, everything is going very well. 70 00:04:04.853 --> 00:04:07.551 Her HCG levels is strong, 71 00:04:07.595 --> 00:04:10.685 normal doubling, progesterone is right on schedule. 72 00:04:10.728 --> 00:04:13.296 So, all in all, it's all very good news, 73 00:04:13.340 --> 00:04:15.994 on paper, this is a very viable pregnancy... 74 00:04:16.952 --> 00:04:18.170 Third time is a charm. 75 00:04:18.214 --> 00:04:19.650 Well, we can't be sure yet, 76 00:04:19.694 --> 00:04:22.697 so we'll just, uh, do our best and wait. 77 00:04:22.740 --> 00:04:25.003 Sure, but I mean so far so good. 78 00:04:25.047 --> 00:04:26.744 So far so good. 79 00:04:26.788 --> 00:04:28.137 Congratulations. 80 00:04:29.617 --> 00:04:33.664 That's, uh... That's our first congratulations. 81 00:04:33.708 --> 00:04:36.232 Oh, God, so thank you... Thank you for that. 82 00:04:36.276 --> 00:04:38.843 -Yay! - 83 00:04:38.887 --> 00:04:41.106 Okay. Well, call me if you need anything, Anna. 84 00:04:41.150 --> 00:04:44.153 And, um, I'll see you both in a few weeks. 85 00:04:44.196 --> 00:04:45.241 Thank you. 86 00:04:46.111 --> 00:04:47.199 Bye. 87 00:04:50.333 --> 00:04:51.682 Uh, you did it. 88 00:04:52.988 --> 00:04:55.686 Yeah. We live. 89 00:04:55.730 --> 00:04:58.559 It's, uh, great job in there. 90 00:05:03.390 --> 00:05:04.608 Are you coming? 91 00:05:04.652 --> 00:05:06.262 Yes. Yeah, yeah. 92 00:05:07.219 --> 00:05:08.308 Um, are you... How... 93 00:05:08.351 --> 00:05:09.700 Like, how are you feeling? 94 00:05:10.658 --> 00:05:12.573 Um... 95 00:05:12.616 --> 00:05:15.750 I feel regular. Normal. 96 00:05:15.793 --> 00:05:17.969 Okay, good. That's good. Normal is good. 97 00:05:18.013 --> 00:05:20.320 That's... that's what you want. 98 00:05:20.363 --> 00:05:22.365 Uh, how are... How are you feeling? 99 00:05:22.409 --> 00:05:25.237 Also good and normal 100 00:05:25.281 --> 00:05:28.719 and... uh, amazed. 101 00:05:28.763 --> 00:05:29.764 That's good. 102 00:05:29.807 --> 00:05:31.200 Yeah. I... I, uh... 103 00:05:31.243 --> 00:05:32.636 I mean this is happening. 104 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:34.159 So far, yeah. 105 00:05:34.203 --> 00:05:36.988 Yeah, but, um, by the way... 106 00:05:37.032 --> 00:05:38.120 I got you this. 107 00:05:38.642 --> 00:05:40.209 Oh... 108 00:05:40.252 --> 00:05:42.211 Um... thank you. 109 00:05:42.254 --> 00:05:43.430 Um... 110 00:05:45.170 --> 00:05:47.390 Is... is this for the baby? 111 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:50.175 Yeah. 112 00:05:50.219 --> 00:05:51.786 Then maybe you should keep it. 113 00:05:51.829 --> 00:05:53.353 -Right? Yes, of course. -Yeah. 114 00:05:53.396 --> 00:05:54.397 -Um... Yeah. -Okay. 115 00:05:54.441 --> 00:05:56.356 Uh, can we just maybe get dinner? 116 00:05:56.399 --> 00:05:59.097 Like a... a just a little celebration? 117 00:05:59.141 --> 00:06:01.448 Yeah. Okay, thank you. 118 00:06:01.491 --> 00:06:03.624 Yeah. Cool. -Um... 119 00:06:03.667 --> 00:06:05.669 I have to run right now, or I'm gonna be late. 120 00:06:05.713 --> 00:06:07.932 -So, I'll call you? Yes? - Okay, perfect. Yeah. 121 00:06:07.976 --> 00:06:09.194 Bye. -Bye. 122 00:06:21.685 --> 00:06:22.947 Well, this is great. 123 00:06:22.991 --> 00:06:24.775 -This is great. - 124 00:06:24.819 --> 00:06:28.126 -There you go. So... -Oh. 125 00:06:28.170 --> 00:06:31.086 -So, yeah... 126 00:06:31.129 --> 00:06:32.653 -Crazy nervous. -Yep. 127 00:06:32.696 --> 00:06:35.351 But also insanely excited. 128 00:06:35.395 --> 00:06:36.787 You do it again. 129 00:06:36.831 --> 00:06:38.180 Oh-oh. -Good. 130 00:06:39.616 --> 00:06:42.706 Just feels like the right time. 131 00:06:42.750 --> 00:06:45.492 Um... if you're happy, we're happy. 132 00:06:46.493 --> 00:06:48.320 Let's... how about a toast? 133 00:06:48.364 --> 00:06:49.496 -Huh... -All right. 134 00:06:49.539 --> 00:06:51.411 - 135 00:06:51.454 --> 00:06:52.455 Um... 136 00:06:53.500 --> 00:06:54.501 To... 137 00:06:57.242 --> 00:06:58.679 Uh... To... 138 00:07:02.770 --> 00:07:04.815 -...life... 139 00:07:06.643 --> 00:07:08.776 -Yes! Yes, to life! -Yeah. To life! 140 00:07:08.819 --> 00:07:10.647 -Family. -Baby. 141 00:07:10.691 --> 00:07:12.432 Guys, you are about to have a baby cousin. 142 00:07:12.475 --> 00:07:13.476 Baby. 143 00:07:13.520 --> 00:07:14.564 -Yeah, baby. -Yeah! 144 00:07:14.608 --> 00:07:15.652 Baby! 145 00:07:15.696 --> 00:07:17.175 -Baby. - My baby... 146 00:07:17.219 --> 00:07:20.265 Uh, it's not your baby. Um, it's my baby. 147 00:07:21.702 --> 00:07:22.833 Um... 148 00:07:22.877 --> 00:07:24.052 - 149 00:07:24.095 --> 00:07:26.054 -What did Mom and Dad say? - Uh... 150 00:07:27.490 --> 00:07:29.361 Mom, Dad... 151 00:07:31.102 --> 00:07:33.540 I have some very exciting news... 152 00:07:34.715 --> 00:07:36.499 Where did you get that, did you find it? 153 00:07:36.543 --> 00:07:37.718 I'm pregnant. 154 00:07:39.894 --> 00:07:41.330 I mean the surrogate is pregnant. 155 00:07:41.373 --> 00:07:43.724 Did you drive with an open container in your car? 156 00:07:43.767 --> 00:07:45.073 You're not supposed to do that. 157 00:07:45.116 --> 00:07:46.466 I believe he's trying to tell us 158 00:07:46.509 --> 00:07:47.728 that he's gonna be a father. 159 00:07:47.771 --> 00:07:49.599 Well, that's not a very fatherly thing to do. 160 00:07:49.643 --> 00:07:50.992 Driving with an open container. 161 00:07:51.035 --> 00:07:53.037 It's tough to raise a kid. 162 00:07:53.081 --> 00:07:54.474 It takes two people to make a baby 163 00:07:54.517 --> 00:07:56.214 because it takes two people to raise a baby. 164 00:07:56.258 --> 00:07:57.433 I... I kind of think we're past the point 165 00:07:57.477 --> 00:07:59.130 of debate on this, you know. 166 00:07:59.174 --> 00:08:01.393 Let's... let's try and embrace the future. 167 00:08:01.437 --> 00:08:02.482 Thank you. 168 00:08:02.525 --> 00:08:03.744 It's actually happening. 169 00:08:03.787 --> 00:08:05.702 That's great, my boy. 170 00:08:05.746 --> 00:08:06.834 It is great. 171 00:08:09.184 --> 00:08:10.185 Mom? 172 00:08:11.491 --> 00:08:12.927 What's the deal on this surrogate, 173 00:08:12.970 --> 00:08:14.363 I forget is she single? 174 00:08:15.451 --> 00:08:19.194 So, you design apps? 175 00:08:19.237 --> 00:08:21.022 Correct, yep. 176 00:08:21.065 --> 00:08:22.632 Is that fun? 177 00:08:23.851 --> 00:08:25.287 Sorry, just... 178 00:08:29.030 --> 00:08:30.771 I am a little nervous. 179 00:08:31.598 --> 00:08:33.077 About being a dad? 180 00:08:33.121 --> 00:08:34.949 No, uh, yes that, 181 00:08:34.992 --> 00:08:37.299 but I've thought a lot more about being a dad 182 00:08:37.342 --> 00:08:39.562 than I've thought about, um... 183 00:08:39.606 --> 00:08:40.650 ...making conversation 184 00:08:40.694 --> 00:08:42.913 with the person carrying my baby. 185 00:08:42.957 --> 00:08:45.873 Right. Well, I'm nervous too so... 186 00:08:47.352 --> 00:08:49.224 Wait... 187 00:08:49.267 --> 00:08:51.574 You're not gonna change your mind, are you? 188 00:08:51.618 --> 00:08:53.489 Oh, no. I meant I'm nervous about, 189 00:08:53.533 --> 00:08:55.317 uh, making conversation. 190 00:08:55.360 --> 00:08:57.275 Yeah. Good. Okay. 191 00:08:57.972 --> 00:08:59.277 Good. 192 00:08:59.321 --> 00:09:00.801 'Cause I don't think you can change your mind 193 00:09:00.844 --> 00:09:03.804 at this point, anyway. Legally. 194 00:09:03.847 --> 00:09:07.547 I mean not, not that the laws rule your body. 195 00:09:07.590 --> 00:09:10.593 It's your body. You can do whatever you want. 196 00:09:10.637 --> 00:09:12.073 Well, you don't even need me to say that. 197 00:09:12.116 --> 00:09:13.901 I don't... You don't need my permission to do. 198 00:09:13.944 --> 00:09:15.250 It's women's right. All of it. 199 00:09:15.293 --> 00:09:16.817 I am pro everything. 200 00:09:16.860 --> 00:09:18.340 Unless you're pro-life. 201 00:09:18.383 --> 00:09:22.257 And... and pro-choiceness offends you in which case... 202 00:09:22.300 --> 00:09:24.520 Does pro-choiceness offend you? 203 00:09:24.564 --> 00:09:26.653 Why would pro-choiceness offend me? 204 00:09:26.696 --> 00:09:28.916 Well, because you... Uh, you had a baby so young 205 00:09:28.959 --> 00:09:30.178 and then you gave it up. 206 00:09:31.396 --> 00:09:32.528 So you... 207 00:09:33.660 --> 00:09:35.575 obviously didn't wanna have a child 208 00:09:35.618 --> 00:09:38.969 but you still actually... 209 00:09:39.013 --> 00:09:43.408 follow through it, uh, with, you know, having. 210 00:09:45.236 --> 00:09:48.675 I don't think giving up a baby for adoption 211 00:09:48.718 --> 00:09:50.546 makes someone pro-life. 212 00:09:50.590 --> 00:09:51.721 Neither do I. 213 00:09:56.160 --> 00:09:57.161 Hm. 214 00:10:02.123 --> 00:10:06.606 So to Anna, so far so good. 215 00:10:06.649 --> 00:10:11.698 Uh, and to Matt and, um, wait, wait, who's egg is it again? 216 00:10:11.741 --> 00:10:13.874 Donor 45883. 217 00:10:13.917 --> 00:10:15.092 To Matt's sperm 218 00:10:15.136 --> 00:10:18.313 -and donor 45883. - Wait! 219 00:10:18.356 --> 00:10:20.141 -I'm giving the toast. -Okay. 220 00:10:20.184 --> 00:10:23.013 To my sperm, to the donor's egg, 221 00:10:23.057 --> 00:10:25.537 and to Anna's uterus. 222 00:10:25.581 --> 00:10:26.626 -Cheers. -Cheers. 223 00:10:32.196 --> 00:10:36.070 -Hi. Have you decided? -Uh, yeah, um... 224 00:10:36.113 --> 00:10:39.464 Can I get, uh, free-range chicken pesto thing? 225 00:10:39.508 --> 00:10:41.858 And would you like fried potato or salad? 226 00:10:41.902 --> 00:10:43.425 Uh, potato. 227 00:10:43.468 --> 00:10:45.732 Mm. Mm-mm. 228 00:10:51.259 --> 00:10:52.782 A salad. 229 00:10:52.826 --> 00:10:54.784 Mm-hm. 230 00:10:54.828 --> 00:10:56.438 And potato, please. 231 00:10:57.308 --> 00:10:58.701 And for you? 232 00:10:58.745 --> 00:11:01.704 -Carbonara. - Well... 233 00:11:01.748 --> 00:11:04.228 I'm lot less nervous, uh, after the... 234 00:11:05.577 --> 00:11:07.492 You know what? I'm sorry, I just was worried 235 00:11:07.536 --> 00:11:09.190 when you order potatoes 236 00:11:09.233 --> 00:11:10.800 because... 237 00:11:10.844 --> 00:11:14.064 ...what you eat, it eat. They eat. 238 00:11:14.108 --> 00:11:16.501 You ordered pasta with bacon. 239 00:11:16.545 --> 00:11:18.155 Yeah, but I'm the only one eating it. 240 00:11:18.199 --> 00:11:23.291 But I only matter for like the next like nine months or so. 241 00:11:23.334 --> 00:11:28.470 And you matter for the next 18 plus years. 242 00:11:28.513 --> 00:11:30.777 I feel like you're 40 something so... 243 00:11:30.820 --> 00:11:34.737 yeah, if I were you I would not eat pasta with bacon. 244 00:11:34.781 --> 00:11:35.869 Hmm. 245 00:11:37.261 --> 00:11:40.221 That's a really good point, actually. 246 00:11:40.264 --> 00:11:42.702 So why didn't you make a weird sound when I ordered it. 247 00:11:42.745 --> 00:11:45.313 Because I am not annoying. 248 00:11:45.356 --> 00:11:48.403 And I'm pro-choice. 249 00:11:48.446 --> 00:11:51.362 I see here that the placenta has formed. 250 00:11:51.406 --> 00:11:52.712 And that's great. 251 00:11:52.755 --> 00:11:54.539 How do you feel about that? 252 00:11:54.583 --> 00:11:57.107 It's exciting. Um... 253 00:11:57.151 --> 00:11:59.153 Were almost in the clear, you know, 254 00:11:59.196 --> 00:12:00.458 to start telling people. 255 00:12:00.502 --> 00:12:03.287 I'm dying to tell people. 256 00:12:03.331 --> 00:12:04.462 I've already told a couple of people 257 00:12:04.506 --> 00:12:06.813 but like I wanna tell everybody. 258 00:12:06.856 --> 00:12:09.032 And what about you, Anna? 259 00:12:09.076 --> 00:12:11.513 I'm not going to tell anybody. 260 00:12:11.556 --> 00:12:13.210 I meant how are you feeling. 261 00:12:13.820 --> 00:12:15.430 Oh, uh, good. 262 00:12:15.473 --> 00:12:18.868 I am tired, not zombie-tired yet, 263 00:12:18.912 --> 00:12:20.696 but I feel healthy. 264 00:12:20.740 --> 00:12:22.002 Good. 265 00:12:23.830 --> 00:12:25.483 I'm sorry. You're not gonna tell anyone? 266 00:12:26.049 --> 00:12:27.050 No. 267 00:12:28.835 --> 00:12:30.793 Uh, well, I... I probably should tell 268 00:12:30.837 --> 00:12:32.360 my boss at some point. 269 00:12:32.403 --> 00:12:33.796 And that's important because 270 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:35.580 because you'll have to arrange for maternity leave. 271 00:12:35.624 --> 00:12:36.668 Really? 272 00:12:36.712 --> 00:12:38.235 But I'm not maternal. 273 00:12:38.279 --> 00:12:40.455 Maternity leave isn't just for the baby, 274 00:12:40.498 --> 00:12:41.891 it's also for the woman. 275 00:12:42.544 --> 00:12:43.806 Oh, okay. 276 00:12:43.850 --> 00:12:45.677 So you're not gonna tell anyone? 277 00:12:45.721 --> 00:12:46.722 No. 278 00:12:47.244 --> 00:12:48.855 Why not? 279 00:12:48.898 --> 00:12:52.510 I don't know. It's temporary. And private. 280 00:12:52.554 --> 00:12:54.077 But you're gonna start showing. 281 00:12:54.121 --> 00:12:56.036 It will be obvious that you're pregnant. Right? 282 00:12:56.079 --> 00:12:57.211 I know, I'm not... 283 00:12:57.254 --> 00:12:58.603 I didn't say I was trying to hide it. 284 00:12:58.647 --> 00:12:59.909 I just don't have anyone 285 00:12:59.953 --> 00:13:02.912 that I really need to "share the news" with. 286 00:13:02.956 --> 00:13:05.610 -Not your parents or... -No. 287 00:13:06.873 --> 00:13:08.875 Does that bother you, Matt? 288 00:13:08.918 --> 00:13:14.141 I guess I just thought that, uh, she would tell more people. 289 00:13:14.184 --> 00:13:18.623 And how do you feel knowing that she's not? 290 00:13:18.667 --> 00:13:20.451 I don't know. Um... 291 00:13:20.495 --> 00:13:23.063 I mean it's her choice, obviously. 292 00:13:23.106 --> 00:13:25.065 And I'm very pro-choices. 293 00:13:25.108 --> 00:13:26.631 So is she. For the record. 294 00:13:28.329 --> 00:13:29.417 Great. 295 00:13:29.460 --> 00:13:31.941 I'm... I... I just... 296 00:13:31.985 --> 00:13:35.075 Am I supposed to act like I'm... like not here 297 00:13:35.118 --> 00:13:37.817 when you guys talk about me like that? 298 00:13:37.860 --> 00:13:41.690 Or... I've, I've just never done this before. 299 00:13:41.733 --> 00:13:44.475 It's... whatever you're comfortable with. 300 00:13:55.573 --> 00:13:59.186 I'm sorry, am I supposed to wait until... 301 00:13:59.229 --> 00:14:01.579 she decide what she's comfortable with before... 302 00:14:02.798 --> 00:14:05.105 I keep talking about her? 303 00:14:05.148 --> 00:14:06.584 That's up to you. 304 00:14:21.338 --> 00:14:24.602 Okay, well, uh... 305 00:14:24.646 --> 00:14:27.127 Um, you want a bite? 306 00:14:27.170 --> 00:14:29.869 No, thank you. It's okay. 307 00:14:34.003 --> 00:14:36.919 I went to couples therapy once before with my ex. 308 00:14:36.963 --> 00:14:39.095 -Wife? -No. Just a regular ex. 309 00:14:42.142 --> 00:14:44.840 Afterwards, we come outside and... 310 00:14:44.884 --> 00:14:46.581 hold hands and eat candy. 311 00:14:46.624 --> 00:14:48.017 That sounds nice. 312 00:14:48.061 --> 00:14:49.584 It was nice. 313 00:14:49.627 --> 00:14:52.065 Then we go home and continue not sleeping together. 314 00:15:49.078 --> 00:15:51.863 I don't wanna be a B, but that's your third croissant today. 315 00:15:54.344 --> 00:15:56.085 And? 316 00:15:56.129 --> 00:15:59.610 And I'm not being judgmental but they really are bad for you. 317 00:16:01.264 --> 00:16:02.526 So you're judging? 318 00:16:02.570 --> 00:16:04.398 No, I just said I'm not judging. 319 00:16:07.183 --> 00:16:09.185 That doesn't mean anything. 320 00:16:09.229 --> 00:16:12.449 I'm dating two people named Sam. How could I be judgmental? 321 00:16:12.493 --> 00:16:15.409 I'm hungry and I wanna eat salty bread. 322 00:16:15.452 --> 00:16:17.541 Okay, but did you read that thing about how Cosco 323 00:16:17.585 --> 00:16:20.370 puts chemicals on those things, azodicarbonamide. 324 00:16:20.414 --> 00:16:22.938 They put that in yoga mats and fake leather. 325 00:16:22.982 --> 00:16:25.027 It's really bad for you. 326 00:16:25.071 --> 00:16:27.290 But... it's in yoga mats. 327 00:16:27.334 --> 00:16:30.032 And fake leather. 328 00:16:31.294 --> 00:16:33.644 Are these from Cosco? 329 00:16:33.688 --> 00:16:37.387 I mean I don't know, but Nestlé owns Maybelline 330 00:16:37.431 --> 00:16:38.998 and that's not even a food. 331 00:16:39.041 --> 00:16:40.912 Like Nestlé is in everywhere. 332 00:16:40.956 --> 00:16:42.436 Okay. 333 00:16:42.479 --> 00:16:45.134 I feel like we should just pack up and go home. 334 00:16:47.876 --> 00:16:48.877 What? 335 00:16:52.272 --> 00:16:54.013 -Hi. - Hey. 336 00:16:54.056 --> 00:16:55.623 What are you doing here? 337 00:16:55.666 --> 00:16:58.800 Well, I was in the neighborhood and so I brought you some tea. 338 00:16:58.843 --> 00:17:02.021 That's nice. We have a ton of tea here. It's a coffee shop. 339 00:17:02.064 --> 00:17:03.239 You don't have this. 340 00:17:03.283 --> 00:17:06.808 This is a special pregnancy tea. 341 00:17:06.851 --> 00:17:08.636 Can you not use that word around here, please? 342 00:17:08.679 --> 00:17:10.638 I'm sorry, yes, of course. 343 00:17:10.681 --> 00:17:13.467 I just saw in the log that it's been kinda tough week. 344 00:17:14.337 --> 00:17:15.512 Thank you. 345 00:17:16.557 --> 00:17:18.167 And I also brought you these. 346 00:17:21.518 --> 00:17:22.650 Clogs? 347 00:17:22.693 --> 00:17:24.130 Yeah. 348 00:17:24.173 --> 00:17:26.915 I mean if you're gonna be on your feet all day... 349 00:17:26.958 --> 00:17:28.090 and your... 350 00:17:28.134 --> 00:17:29.526 You're gonna what? 351 00:17:29.570 --> 00:17:30.658 Better arch support. 352 00:17:30.701 --> 00:17:32.747 I'm, I'm barely... 353 00:17:32.790 --> 00:17:35.663 ...so, uh, I don't think I need special shoes. 354 00:17:35.706 --> 00:17:37.360 You know nurses wear this, right? 355 00:17:37.404 --> 00:17:38.622 I know. 356 00:17:38.666 --> 00:17:40.276 Did you know that artists wear this? 357 00:17:40.320 --> 00:17:44.106 Like a lot of collage artists, ceramicists. 358 00:17:44.150 --> 00:17:46.456 They're cool, like, people think these are cool now. 359 00:17:46.500 --> 00:17:49.459 I think this is so sweet. 360 00:17:49.503 --> 00:17:51.418 I'm just gonna stick to my normal shoes. 361 00:17:51.461 --> 00:17:54.160 Fair enough. I'll just hold on to them until you need them. 362 00:17:54.203 --> 00:17:55.335 Which I won't. 363 00:17:55.378 --> 00:17:58.338 So many blogs say that you will so... 364 00:17:58.381 --> 00:18:00.035 I'll hold on to them. It's all good. 365 00:18:00.818 --> 00:18:02.907 Ew. Whose clogs? 366 00:18:02.951 --> 00:18:05.475 No one's. They're no one's clogs. 367 00:18:07.129 --> 00:18:08.217 I'm Matt. 368 00:18:10.785 --> 00:18:15.094 Um... apropos of nothing. Uh... 369 00:18:15.137 --> 00:18:16.617 You sure I can't return clogs here? 370 00:18:16.660 --> 00:18:18.314 Okay, well, do you have a receipt? 371 00:18:18.358 --> 00:18:19.663 -No. -Oh. 372 00:18:19.707 --> 00:18:22.144 We can't process to return on a pair of shoes. 373 00:18:22.188 --> 00:18:23.754 I feel... I mean if you have a receipt, 374 00:18:23.798 --> 00:18:25.191 I feel like it's fair. 375 00:18:25.234 --> 00:18:26.627 It's like Starbucks. You go there with the receipt 376 00:18:26.670 --> 00:18:28.281 and they... and they'll, they'll return. 377 00:18:28.324 --> 00:18:30.065 Anything from anywhere. 378 00:18:30.109 --> 00:18:31.936 Thank you, stranger, 379 00:18:31.980 --> 00:18:34.896 for helping me in this coffee shop. 380 00:18:35.375 --> 00:18:37.203 Um... bye. 381 00:18:37.899 --> 00:18:38.900 Bye. 382 00:18:40.771 --> 00:18:42.686 A girl in my Bio-Chem wears clogs 383 00:18:42.730 --> 00:18:45.167 and I've never seen her smile ever in my life. 384 00:19:04.839 --> 00:19:06.841 Hey, sorry. Hi. 385 00:19:06.884 --> 00:19:08.451 Uh, what, what are you... 386 00:19:08.495 --> 00:19:10.497 I thought that we were, uh, meeting at the doctor. 387 00:19:10.540 --> 00:19:11.846 We are. 388 00:19:11.889 --> 00:19:14.283 Uh, I just thought I would bring you this here 389 00:19:14.327 --> 00:19:15.850 in case you didn't take them at work 390 00:19:15.893 --> 00:19:18.548 because you didn't wanna reveal that you're pregnant. 391 00:19:18.592 --> 00:19:20.985 And then I didn't wanna bring them to the doctor because... 392 00:19:21.029 --> 00:19:23.336 then you don't have to carry them around all day so... 393 00:19:23.379 --> 00:19:25.773 But I, I really don't want them. 394 00:19:25.816 --> 00:19:28.297 Hey, sorry, uh, your bathroom door sticks. 395 00:19:28.341 --> 00:19:30.038 I know, uh... 396 00:19:30.081 --> 00:19:31.126 Hey, man. 397 00:19:33.433 --> 00:19:34.521 Hey, man. 398 00:19:34.564 --> 00:19:36.218 -I'm Matt. -Bryce. 399 00:19:40.222 --> 00:19:42.224 -So you guys just do it or... -Matt! 400 00:19:42.268 --> 00:19:43.399 Oh, who is this guy? 401 00:19:43.443 --> 00:19:44.661 -You can't do that. -Says who? 402 00:19:44.705 --> 00:19:46.185 Are you like her uncle or something? 403 00:19:46.228 --> 00:19:47.490 No. -No, I'm not her uncle. 404 00:19:47.534 --> 00:19:49.057 I'm the father. 405 00:19:49.100 --> 00:19:51.407 -Oh, my God, you're the father? -No, I'm not her dad. 406 00:19:51.451 --> 00:19:53.148 We work together. 407 00:19:53.192 --> 00:19:55.106 Well, whatever, good luck with that. 408 00:19:55.150 --> 00:19:56.369 Yeah. 409 00:19:56.412 --> 00:19:58.458 Lemme know... Lemme know about Thursday... 410 00:19:58.501 --> 00:19:59.502 Yep. 411 00:20:05.813 --> 00:20:07.467 Oh, what's on Thursday? 412 00:20:07.510 --> 00:20:08.990 What are you doing? 413 00:20:09.033 --> 00:20:10.861 -What, what are you doing? -Nothing. 414 00:20:10.905 --> 00:20:12.341 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 415 00:20:12.385 --> 00:20:14.300 I feel like I should have come up in the interview. 416 00:20:14.343 --> 00:20:15.692 I don't have a boyfriend. 417 00:20:15.736 --> 00:20:17.216 Well then, who is that... 418 00:20:18.652 --> 00:20:20.393 You just hooked up with that guy? 419 00:20:22.351 --> 00:20:24.179 So... Are there multiple "Bryces"? 420 00:20:24.223 --> 00:20:26.094 Are you mad about the clogs? 421 00:20:26.137 --> 00:20:28.227 I'm not mad about the clogs, I just... 422 00:20:28.270 --> 00:20:31.055 I'm mad because there was a random penis 423 00:20:31.099 --> 00:20:32.535 really close to my unborn baby. 424 00:20:32.579 --> 00:20:37.323 You do know that the baby is not like in my vagina? 425 00:20:38.541 --> 00:20:40.239 Yeah. 426 00:20:40.282 --> 00:20:43.285 The baby comes out of the vagina. 427 00:20:43.329 --> 00:20:45.200 Stop saying vagina. 428 00:20:45.244 --> 00:20:49.639 I wasn't able to have sex at all surrounding implantation, 429 00:20:49.683 --> 00:20:53.295 and soon I'm going to be visibly pregnant 430 00:20:53.339 --> 00:20:57.081 and that will hinder my opportunity to do that. 431 00:20:57.125 --> 00:21:02.043 So you cannot tell me not to have sex for a year, okay? 432 00:21:02.086 --> 00:21:04.263 The married surrogates, 433 00:21:04.306 --> 00:21:05.438 they have sex with their husbands, 434 00:21:05.481 --> 00:21:06.656 -right? - 435 00:21:07.918 --> 00:21:09.877 Sorry about that. 436 00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:11.313 -Now we're ready. - Mm-hm. 437 00:21:14.577 --> 00:21:16.013 Scoot down, please. 438 00:21:18.233 --> 00:21:19.278 Scoot a little more. 439 00:21:21.062 --> 00:21:22.933 And if you could scoot some more, please. 440 00:21:23.673 --> 00:21:25.022 Scoot down just a bit. 441 00:21:27.373 --> 00:21:28.765 Scoot. 442 00:21:29.810 --> 00:21:30.811 Perfect. 443 00:21:31.986 --> 00:21:33.422 Oh, what is... What's... 444 00:21:33.466 --> 00:21:35.163 Hm, what's that? 445 00:21:35.206 --> 00:21:37.121 This is an internal ultrasound. 446 00:21:38.427 --> 00:21:39.472 Oh. 447 00:21:40.473 --> 00:21:41.691 I, um... 448 00:21:41.735 --> 00:21:44.738 Oh, um... I'm just gonna turn around. 449 00:21:46.217 --> 00:21:47.784 -Hm. -Ready? 450 00:21:47.828 --> 00:21:50.483 You gonna feel a little pressure, okay. 451 00:21:50.526 --> 00:21:52.659 Press on your right ovary for me. 452 00:21:55.052 --> 00:21:57.316 By the way, uh, pretty sure people 453 00:21:57.359 --> 00:21:58.752 actually have sex to induce labor. 454 00:21:58.795 --> 00:21:59.840 Other side. 455 00:21:59.883 --> 00:22:00.928 Yeah, I think they do that 456 00:22:00.971 --> 00:22:02.364 at the very end of the pregnancy, 457 00:22:02.408 --> 00:22:04.410 not two months in. 458 00:22:04.453 --> 00:22:06.237 Oh, wait, what do you think by the way I... 459 00:22:06.281 --> 00:22:07.543 I'm just a technician. 460 00:22:07.587 --> 00:22:10.372 I'm not allowed to say anything about anything. 461 00:22:10.416 --> 00:22:13.244 -Off the record? - Off the record, 462 00:22:13.288 --> 00:22:16.204 it is more than fine to have sex when you're pregnant. 463 00:22:16.247 --> 00:22:19.250 Okay, but I mean she's just a technician. 464 00:22:19.294 --> 00:22:21.252 -What does she know? - I know everything. 465 00:22:21.296 --> 00:22:22.732 I'm just not allowed to say it. 466 00:22:23.385 --> 00:22:24.430 See? 467 00:22:24.473 --> 00:22:25.822 A lot of Dads go through this, 468 00:22:25.866 --> 00:22:27.389 they start to see their wives as precious 469 00:22:27.433 --> 00:22:30.697 and sacred and fragile as soon as they get pregnant. 470 00:22:30.740 --> 00:22:33.439 -But they are the same woman. - 471 00:22:33.482 --> 00:22:34.527 You can have sex. 472 00:22:34.570 --> 00:22:36.355 Oh, not... not with him. 473 00:22:36.398 --> 00:22:38.008 I don't... -She wants to have sex 474 00:22:38.052 --> 00:22:39.445 which is very understandable 475 00:22:39.488 --> 00:22:43.013 but like my baby is in there... 476 00:22:43.057 --> 00:22:45.712 -absorbing ejaculate... -I use protection. 477 00:22:45.755 --> 00:22:48.541 Yeah, but there's thrusting, grunting... 478 00:22:48.584 --> 00:22:50.456 There's God knows what else 479 00:22:50.499 --> 00:22:53.676 -with God knows who else. - I "date" and... 480 00:22:53.720 --> 00:22:56.810 I would like to do that while I can 481 00:22:56.853 --> 00:22:59.595 before my vagina is in full recovery. 482 00:22:59.639 --> 00:23:01.249 Did you guys want to hear the heartbeat? 483 00:23:01.292 --> 00:23:04.078 Or should we wait for this dispute to settle? 484 00:23:04.121 --> 00:23:05.732 There's a heartbeat? 485 00:23:05.775 --> 00:23:07.821 - 486 00:23:10.476 --> 00:23:12.347 It's... it's alive! 487 00:23:15.263 --> 00:23:17.613 It's alive. 488 00:23:17.657 --> 00:23:19.572 So you heard the heartbeat? 489 00:23:19.615 --> 00:23:21.443 That's a really exciting moment, 490 00:23:21.487 --> 00:23:23.402 especially for first-time parent. 491 00:23:23.445 --> 00:23:25.360 Very exciting. 492 00:23:25.404 --> 00:23:30.452 I mean I just... I wanna hear that sound all the time. 493 00:23:30.496 --> 00:23:33.063 I mean is there an app for that? 494 00:23:33.107 --> 00:23:34.674 There should be an app for that. 495 00:23:34.717 --> 00:23:36.153 And Anna, what about... 496 00:23:36.197 --> 00:23:39.026 What about you, how was that experience for you? 497 00:23:39.069 --> 00:23:41.071 It was great. It was... It was fine. 498 00:23:41.115 --> 00:23:44.292 Um... It's nice to see Matt so happy. 499 00:23:45.336 --> 00:23:47.556 Well, you were happy too. 500 00:23:47.600 --> 00:23:49.558 Yeah, totally. That's what she said, 501 00:23:49.602 --> 00:23:51.560 said it was nice to see you so happy. 502 00:23:53.257 --> 00:23:54.607 Thank you. 503 00:23:54.650 --> 00:23:58.437 Um, had there been any conflicts that have come up? 504 00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:00.351 Um, aside from the clogs? 505 00:24:02.919 --> 00:24:04.486 Oh, here's something. 506 00:24:04.530 --> 00:24:06.357 "Furthermore, the surrogate agrees 507 00:24:06.401 --> 00:24:08.011 not to engage in strenuous 508 00:24:08.055 --> 00:24:11.798 or high-risk activity including but not limited to skydiving, 509 00:24:11.841 --> 00:24:13.843 contact sports, horseback riding, 510 00:24:13.887 --> 00:24:15.454 skiing, scuba diving, 511 00:24:15.497 --> 00:24:18.152 weight lifting, rollerblading, roller-skating, 512 00:24:18.195 --> 00:24:21.982 skateboarding, surfing, bungee jumping, bike riding, 513 00:24:22.025 --> 00:24:25.159 or riding in vehicles weighing under 3,000 pounds 514 00:24:25.202 --> 00:24:28.162 including but not limited to motorcycles, 515 00:24:28.205 --> 00:24:30.556 Vespas slash scooters, 516 00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:33.384 dune buggies, jet skis, Segues, 517 00:24:33.428 --> 00:24:35.212 Jeeps or smart cars." 518 00:24:35.256 --> 00:24:36.257 See? 519 00:24:37.388 --> 00:24:38.607 Well, first of all, all that is, 520 00:24:38.651 --> 00:24:40.696 is "including but not limited to". 521 00:24:40.740 --> 00:24:43.177 And second of all, it could be consider a contact sport. 522 00:24:44.265 --> 00:24:46.485 Right? And Bryce rides a scooter! 523 00:24:46.528 --> 00:24:48.399 -I mean... -He's not plowing me 524 00:24:48.443 --> 00:24:49.488 on a scooter. 525 00:24:53.274 --> 00:24:54.536 That's actually what I... 526 00:24:54.580 --> 00:24:56.016 Oh, hang on, hang on. 527 00:24:56.059 --> 00:24:58.105 I'm gonna cut you off because... It says right here... 528 00:24:58.148 --> 00:24:59.280 not supposed to ask you 529 00:24:59.323 --> 00:25:00.455 what you're gonna do with the money. 530 00:25:00.499 --> 00:25:03.023 You didn't ask me about the money. 531 00:25:03.066 --> 00:25:04.328 Oh, yeah, you're right. 532 00:25:04.372 --> 00:25:07.418 Yeah, you were just volunteering the information. 533 00:25:08.724 --> 00:25:09.769 Yeah, go on. 534 00:25:10.509 --> 00:25:11.901 I graduated late 535 00:25:11.945 --> 00:25:13.642 because I was... 536 00:25:13.686 --> 00:25:16.950 Um... and I missed college. 537 00:25:16.993 --> 00:25:19.387 I got an associates degree online. 538 00:25:19.430 --> 00:25:23.217 So there's this accelerated degree program in Vermont 539 00:25:23.260 --> 00:25:24.958 where if I could get accepted 540 00:25:25.001 --> 00:25:27.090 I would go to school for three and a half years. 541 00:25:27.134 --> 00:25:28.527 No breaks. 542 00:25:28.570 --> 00:25:32.095 I can finish my bachelors and, uh, get my masters. 543 00:25:32.139 --> 00:25:35.098 That's incredible. What are you gonna study? 544 00:25:35.142 --> 00:25:36.317 -Hospitali... - 545 00:25:38.014 --> 00:25:40.451 I just wanna double-check. Make sure this is like... 546 00:25:41.061 --> 00:25:42.105 Oh, cool. 547 00:25:44.543 --> 00:25:46.893 You just look? 548 00:25:46.936 --> 00:25:51.201 Yeah, just swipe and check out all of the pictures. 549 00:25:51.245 --> 00:25:53.508 They're your friends? - No. Strangers. 550 00:25:53.552 --> 00:25:55.075 -What's this do? - 551 00:25:55.118 --> 00:25:58.469 That is your "favorite button" so if you hit that 552 00:25:58.513 --> 00:26:00.950 then the person goes on to your favorite list 553 00:26:00.994 --> 00:26:03.126 and you can look at him anytime you want. 554 00:26:03.170 --> 00:26:05.476 Otherwise, you just see the person once ever. 555 00:26:07.478 --> 00:26:10.046 How do you know if you're in someone else's favorites? 556 00:26:10.090 --> 00:26:12.179 You don't. 557 00:26:12.222 --> 00:26:14.137 This is the saddest app I've ever seen. 558 00:26:14.181 --> 00:26:15.443 Aren't you a millennial? 559 00:26:15.486 --> 00:26:16.749 You're supposed to know all about this stuff. 560 00:26:16.792 --> 00:26:17.880 People use this? 561 00:26:17.924 --> 00:26:18.925 Yeah. 562 00:26:18.968 --> 00:26:20.970 Enough to pay for the baby. 563 00:26:21.014 --> 00:26:22.232 Weird. 564 00:26:24.017 --> 00:26:25.148 This is it. 565 00:26:25.192 --> 00:26:26.497 The nursery-to-be. 566 00:26:27.194 --> 00:26:28.325 It's cute. 567 00:26:28.369 --> 00:26:29.718 Right. It's gonna be great. 568 00:26:30.719 --> 00:26:32.808 Speck of light. -Huh. 569 00:26:32.852 --> 00:26:36.203 Yeah. There's a lot of swatches up there. 570 00:26:36.246 --> 00:26:39.336 It's very hard to pick a color for the nursery 571 00:26:39.380 --> 00:26:42.165 because there's a lot of writing on it. 572 00:26:42.209 --> 00:26:43.819 For example, take orange. 573 00:26:43.863 --> 00:26:48.128 Orange is usually good for joy and creativity. 574 00:26:48.171 --> 00:26:52.045 But a dark orange can trigger deceit or distrust. 575 00:26:52.785 --> 00:26:54.917 Uh, yellow. 576 00:26:54.961 --> 00:26:59.748 Usually associated with happiness and intellect, 577 00:26:59.792 --> 00:27:04.623 but it can also symbolize sickness or decay. 578 00:27:04.666 --> 00:27:09.802 Green, may sustain growth, renewal, safety, nature. 579 00:27:09.845 --> 00:27:10.933 Well, guess what? 580 00:27:10.977 --> 00:27:14.633 It's also greed, money, avarice. 581 00:27:14.676 --> 00:27:17.287 Where... where you getting all this? 582 00:27:20.943 --> 00:27:21.944 This. 583 00:27:23.816 --> 00:27:26.601 "Opening the Shades: The deeper meaning behind colors 584 00:27:26.645 --> 00:27:28.385 and the subconscious hold they have 585 00:27:28.429 --> 00:27:29.648 on a developing mind." 586 00:27:29.691 --> 00:27:31.650 That's kind of intense. 587 00:27:31.693 --> 00:27:34.130 Mm-hm. You know it was in the baby section. 588 00:27:35.392 --> 00:27:36.393 Oh. 589 00:27:49.668 --> 00:27:51.408 This one is kind of looking a little like 590 00:27:51.452 --> 00:27:52.758 pea soup to me now. 591 00:27:52.801 --> 00:27:54.803 Mm-hm. Yeah. 592 00:27:54.847 --> 00:27:59.286 And this one looks a little bright for sleeping. 593 00:27:59.329 --> 00:28:00.809 Even with the lights off? 594 00:28:02.289 --> 00:28:03.290 Yeah. 595 00:28:05.509 --> 00:28:07.120 Wow, it got really late. 596 00:28:10.645 --> 00:28:12.038 Yeah, this one is kind of like 597 00:28:12.081 --> 00:28:13.692 what a waiting room would be painted. 598 00:28:13.735 --> 00:28:16.172 Mm-hm. Yeah. 599 00:28:16.216 --> 00:28:18.740 That's like an old IBM PC. 600 00:29:01.391 --> 00:29:05.656 "Dusty blue-green, impractical and idealist." 601 00:29:20.410 --> 00:29:23.196 -First time? -Hm? Yeah, yeah. 602 00:29:23.239 --> 00:29:26.025 So are you, three, four months now? 603 00:29:26.068 --> 00:29:28.288 Exactly. Hm. 604 00:29:28.331 --> 00:29:30.116 Six and a half. 605 00:29:30.159 --> 00:29:32.466 -Congratulations. -Congratulations. 606 00:29:32.509 --> 00:29:33.554 Thank you. 607 00:29:33.597 --> 00:29:34.947 My couple... 608 00:29:35.730 --> 00:29:37.645 is out of town. 609 00:29:37.688 --> 00:29:38.907 They're in Iowa. 610 00:29:38.951 --> 00:29:41.344 They're great and we, we talk all the time 611 00:29:41.388 --> 00:29:43.346 and we... you know, we Skype a lot. 612 00:29:43.390 --> 00:29:45.827 I'm good at reminding myself and my son 613 00:29:45.871 --> 00:29:48.656 that this baby is not a part of our family. 614 00:29:48.699 --> 00:29:52.529 And you know my husband needs no reminding. 615 00:29:52.573 --> 00:29:55.445 He's great. Very supportive. I love him. 616 00:29:55.489 --> 00:29:58.797 I just haven't been able to talk with anyone about it, 617 00:29:58.840 --> 00:30:00.537 some kind of bottled up, I guess. 618 00:30:00.581 --> 00:30:01.800 I'm jealous. 619 00:30:01.843 --> 00:30:03.497 We can't stop talking about it. 620 00:30:03.540 --> 00:30:05.151 I long for small talk. 621 00:30:05.194 --> 00:30:07.936 Uh, we're ready to begin if you wanna circle up. 622 00:30:07.980 --> 00:30:09.329 Oh, I'll catch you later, man. 623 00:30:13.812 --> 00:30:15.335 Hello. Hi. 624 00:30:15.378 --> 00:30:17.206 My guy is local. 625 00:30:17.250 --> 00:30:22.951 He is single so it's just us, um... 626 00:30:22.995 --> 00:30:27.216 Sometimes I really want my space like... 627 00:30:27.260 --> 00:30:29.610 when he is monitoring my diet 628 00:30:29.653 --> 00:30:33.396 or the person I'm sleeping with, but then... 629 00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:36.747 I also had a really okay time 630 00:30:36.791 --> 00:30:39.228 picking the color for the nursery with him. 631 00:30:39.272 --> 00:30:41.883 That was cool 'cause it was... 632 00:30:41.927 --> 00:30:44.320 It was nice to picture where this is all going. 633 00:30:49.195 --> 00:30:51.850 What you were saying about like, uh, 634 00:30:51.893 --> 00:30:54.287 "no two days have to be the same"? 635 00:30:54.330 --> 00:30:56.637 Right. Every day is new. 636 00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:59.945 Yeah. I mean both the things that I have mentioned 637 00:30:59.988 --> 00:31:01.903 happened on the same day, but... 638 00:31:03.644 --> 00:31:04.645 yeah. 639 00:31:05.689 --> 00:31:06.995 How was group? 640 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:09.215 It's fine. It's weird. 641 00:31:09.258 --> 00:31:11.391 Uh... what about you? 642 00:31:11.434 --> 00:31:12.566 I am... 643 00:31:15.743 --> 00:31:17.876 I was the only one there alone. 644 00:31:17.919 --> 00:31:21.183 I was the only one there, uh, without a family at home. 645 00:31:21.227 --> 00:31:22.271 Mm. 646 00:31:23.185 --> 00:31:24.360 What are you up to? 647 00:31:26.493 --> 00:31:29.235 The show is so dumb. 648 00:31:29.278 --> 00:31:31.890 This is a timeless classic television show. 649 00:31:31.933 --> 00:31:34.805 It is the Godfather of television shows. 650 00:31:34.849 --> 00:31:36.982 And I mean that as in the movie Godfather. 651 00:31:37.025 --> 00:31:39.071 What the... What the movie Godfather is to movies, 652 00:31:39.114 --> 00:31:41.160 this is to the television shows. 653 00:31:41.203 --> 00:31:43.989 So Ross went to college with Chandler. 654 00:31:44.032 --> 00:31:48.732 And, and just happened to move across the hall from Monica. 655 00:31:48.776 --> 00:31:50.778 No Ross and Monica are siblings. 656 00:31:50.821 --> 00:31:52.562 Come on, Anna, you know this. 657 00:31:52.606 --> 00:31:55.609 Do, do you still, uh, talk to any of your college friends? 658 00:31:55.652 --> 00:31:58.003 Yeah. Yeah, for sure. 659 00:31:58.046 --> 00:32:01.876 Um, at this point, they're all either settled down 660 00:32:01.920 --> 00:32:07.273 or desperately clinging to the corpse of their youth. 661 00:32:07.316 --> 00:32:10.841 -And you are? -Right in the middle. 662 00:32:11.755 --> 00:32:12.756 Yeah. 663 00:32:13.801 --> 00:32:16.630 What about you? College friends? 664 00:32:16.673 --> 00:32:18.588 -Oh, I... I didn't go. -Oh, right. 665 00:32:18.632 --> 00:32:21.765 Uh, are you still in touch with high school friends? 666 00:32:21.809 --> 00:32:23.071 No, no. 667 00:32:31.297 --> 00:32:34.822 Um... why are you alone? 668 00:32:37.651 --> 00:32:39.566 Um, sorry, what? 669 00:32:39.609 --> 00:32:42.961 Like why are you doing this alone? 670 00:32:43.004 --> 00:32:47.313 Well, I would like to have a family and this is a... 671 00:32:47.356 --> 00:32:50.316 Not... not the answer that you gave in the interview. 672 00:32:53.014 --> 00:32:54.146 Okay. 673 00:32:55.451 --> 00:32:59.151 Um... because I am alone. 674 00:33:00.065 --> 00:33:01.109 That's why. 675 00:33:02.850 --> 00:33:04.591 Yeah, I just... 676 00:33:04.634 --> 00:33:07.681 You know I feel I'm, I'm in this chapter of my life 677 00:33:07.724 --> 00:33:10.292 that feels like it should be over but it's not. 678 00:33:10.336 --> 00:33:11.946 It's just on a loop. 679 00:33:11.990 --> 00:33:13.730 When I hang out with my settled friends, 680 00:33:13.774 --> 00:33:16.298 I feel sad for what I want and don't have. 681 00:33:16.342 --> 00:33:19.040 And when I hang out with my single friends, 682 00:33:19.084 --> 00:33:22.043 I feel sad for what I have and don't want. 683 00:33:22.087 --> 00:33:25.394 And I'm just... I, I just... 684 00:33:25.438 --> 00:33:28.832 need to move forward. 685 00:33:28.876 --> 00:33:33.185 And it just so happens that I'm doing it by myself. 686 00:33:33.228 --> 00:33:35.013 Was there ever anyone that you thought 687 00:33:35.056 --> 00:33:36.405 you'd be doing this with? 688 00:33:37.580 --> 00:33:39.278 Yeah, there was actually. 689 00:33:39.930 --> 00:33:41.845 For eight years. 690 00:33:41.889 --> 00:33:43.586 Um, but it didn't work out. 691 00:33:45.153 --> 00:33:47.982 You know sometimes it doesn't work out. 692 00:33:49.679 --> 00:33:51.551 People think I'm giving something up to do this, 693 00:33:51.594 --> 00:33:53.205 but I don't feel that way at all. 694 00:33:53.248 --> 00:33:57.557 I just feel like I'm pursuing this thing that I care about. 695 00:34:00.255 --> 00:34:04.999 It's weird to be perceived as hopeless in this moment 696 00:34:05.043 --> 00:34:07.306 when I'm actually incredibly hopeful. 697 00:34:12.485 --> 00:34:14.139 Why are you alone? 698 00:34:14.182 --> 00:34:16.706 I'm 26. 699 00:34:17.925 --> 00:34:19.753 But you're with your family? 700 00:34:20.797 --> 00:34:22.582 Um... 701 00:34:22.625 --> 00:34:25.933 Well, they never looked at me 702 00:34:25.976 --> 00:34:30.024 the same way after I got pregnant. 703 00:34:30.068 --> 00:34:37.031 And I got tired of seeing myself the way they saw me. 704 00:34:37.075 --> 00:34:39.077 Or see me. 705 00:34:39.120 --> 00:34:42.645 They were really mad when I got pregnant 706 00:34:42.689 --> 00:34:48.086 and they were really mad when I gave it up for adoption. 707 00:34:49.043 --> 00:34:51.089 Uh... 708 00:34:51.132 --> 00:34:55.702 It really seemed like the only way they were gonna be happy 709 00:34:55.745 --> 00:34:58.879 as if I was wildly unhappy. 710 00:34:58.922 --> 00:34:59.923 Um... 711 00:35:00.837 --> 00:35:01.838 So... 712 00:35:02.970 --> 00:35:03.971 Yeah. 713 00:35:05.190 --> 00:35:07.366 Do you miss them? 714 00:35:07.409 --> 00:35:09.542 Um, yeah. 715 00:35:09.585 --> 00:35:14.329 But I missed them before, uh, we stopped talking. 716 00:35:15.504 --> 00:35:17.941 I miss the family I had when I was ten. 717 00:35:17.985 --> 00:35:21.206 Uh, not talking has actually made it, like, much easier. 718 00:35:25.340 --> 00:35:28.038 Sometimes things just don't work out. 719 00:35:31.781 --> 00:35:33.305 I think I've heard that somewhere. 720 00:35:38.832 --> 00:35:41.313 Oh, it's like shopping! 721 00:35:43.228 --> 00:35:45.143 Thank you so much for doing this with me. 722 00:35:47.101 --> 00:35:48.624 So are you gonna have 723 00:35:48.668 --> 00:35:50.278 the baby shower? 724 00:35:50.322 --> 00:35:52.889 Um... no. 725 00:35:52.933 --> 00:35:54.021 Why not? 726 00:35:54.064 --> 00:35:55.240 It just seems kinda weird. 727 00:35:55.283 --> 00:35:57.242 Because you're a guy? 728 00:35:58.156 --> 00:35:59.200 I don't know. 729 00:35:59.244 --> 00:36:01.246 Because you're single? 730 00:36:01.289 --> 00:36:03.161 Well, you're not making it sound less weird. 731 00:36:03.204 --> 00:36:04.858 I think you should have one. 732 00:36:05.293 --> 00:36:06.338 Really? 733 00:36:08.340 --> 00:36:09.515 Would you come? 734 00:36:10.211 --> 00:36:11.734 Yeah. 735 00:36:11.778 --> 00:36:14.346 It, it can't miss its own baby shower. 736 00:36:14.389 --> 00:36:17.392 Can we not keep calling it "it"? 737 00:36:18.350 --> 00:36:20.090 Yeah, sorry, um... 738 00:36:20.134 --> 00:36:21.831 -Oh. -They can't miss 739 00:36:21.875 --> 00:36:23.703 its own baby shower. 740 00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:28.621 Yeah, maybe we can come up with, like, 741 00:36:28.664 --> 00:36:30.884 a gender-neutral name for the interim. 742 00:36:30.927 --> 00:36:34.627 What's a gender-neutral name? Like Pat or Tag? 743 00:36:34.670 --> 00:36:37.107 Well, Pat's lame and Tag is male. 744 00:36:37.151 --> 00:36:38.718 I don't think they should know the name. 745 00:36:38.761 --> 00:36:40.720 I mean just temporary till we find out the sex 746 00:36:40.763 --> 00:36:42.200 and then I can give it a real name. 747 00:36:42.243 --> 00:36:44.289 I don't think I should know the sex either. 748 00:36:44.332 --> 00:36:45.638 -Really? - Yeah. 749 00:36:45.681 --> 00:36:46.726 Like Switzerland. 750 00:36:46.769 --> 00:36:49.207 I guess the less I know the better. 751 00:36:49.250 --> 00:36:50.860 That's what they say in group. 752 00:36:50.904 --> 00:36:53.123 They're saying the opposite in my group. 753 00:36:53.167 --> 00:36:54.386 Great. 754 00:36:54.429 --> 00:36:55.517 Well, so, let's just come up with something 755 00:36:55.561 --> 00:36:56.649 for the time being. 756 00:36:56.692 --> 00:36:58.303 How about Peanut? 757 00:36:58.346 --> 00:37:00.000 I think that's too human. 758 00:37:01.784 --> 00:37:04.396 What about Radio? 759 00:37:04.439 --> 00:37:05.745 Radio? 760 00:37:05.788 --> 00:37:10.228 Yeah, it's like personable but anonymous. 761 00:37:10.271 --> 00:37:12.578 Excuse, a little male to me for some reason. 762 00:37:12.621 --> 00:37:13.666 Soda? 763 00:37:13.709 --> 00:37:14.841 Hmm, female. 764 00:37:15.494 --> 00:37:16.538 What about Leaf? 765 00:37:16.582 --> 00:37:18.236 I think that's actually a name. 766 00:37:18.279 --> 00:37:19.237 Yeah. 767 00:37:19.933 --> 00:37:21.021 Lamp? 768 00:37:23.589 --> 00:37:24.590 Lamp? 769 00:37:26.766 --> 00:37:29.421 Yeah, I don't... I don't know what lamp is. 770 00:37:29.464 --> 00:37:30.552 Okay. 771 00:37:30.596 --> 00:37:31.640 Lamp. 772 00:37:31.684 --> 00:37:32.685 Lamp. 773 00:37:34.121 --> 00:37:36.297 I'm not going to whisper. 774 00:37:36.341 --> 00:37:37.646 I don't mean to actually whisper. 775 00:37:37.690 --> 00:37:40.997 I just mean like talk very softly. 776 00:37:41.041 --> 00:37:43.173 -Matt. -Well... 777 00:37:43.217 --> 00:37:45.654 I mean your voice is gonna be the, the voice 778 00:37:45.698 --> 00:37:47.569 that Lamp identifies with the most. 779 00:37:47.613 --> 00:37:51.269 'Cause Lamp hears you all the time 780 00:37:51.312 --> 00:37:54.184 and so I'm just trying to figure out a way to like... 781 00:37:54.228 --> 00:37:57.536 also make my voice a strong presence. 782 00:37:57.579 --> 00:37:59.494 So I think if you are soft... 783 00:38:00.669 --> 00:38:02.105 Just a little softer. 784 00:38:02.149 --> 00:38:04.673 Okay, well then, why don't you just yell all the time? 785 00:38:04.717 --> 00:38:06.545 I don't come across with angry... 786 00:38:06.588 --> 00:38:07.589 Anna? 787 00:38:08.242 --> 00:38:09.765 Anna Caper? 788 00:38:09.809 --> 00:38:11.419 -Hey... -Carly! 789 00:38:11.463 --> 00:38:12.725 Oh, Carly! 790 00:38:12.768 --> 00:38:13.943 -Oh, my God, hi. -Hi. 791 00:38:13.987 --> 00:38:15.728 I haven't seen you in forever. 792 00:38:15.771 --> 00:38:17.033 Hi, yeah. 793 00:38:17.077 --> 00:38:18.600 What are you doing here? 794 00:38:18.644 --> 00:38:19.688 My cousin's out here, 795 00:38:19.732 --> 00:38:21.429 I'm visiting for her baby shower. 796 00:38:21.473 --> 00:38:23.997 Yeah. So you live here now? 797 00:38:24.040 --> 00:38:25.868 I do. Yeah. 798 00:38:25.912 --> 00:38:29.045 How's, um... law school? 799 00:38:29.089 --> 00:38:30.220 So crazy! 800 00:38:30.264 --> 00:38:31.961 It's just the first year but still. 801 00:38:32.005 --> 00:38:33.963 We're like real adults. 802 00:38:34.007 --> 00:38:36.357 Not just like college adults, you know what I mean? 803 00:38:36.401 --> 00:38:39.534 Yeah, it sneaks up on you, really fast. 804 00:38:39.578 --> 00:38:41.319 -So you live here. -Mm-hm. 805 00:38:41.362 --> 00:38:43.321 And you moved with your boyfriend, right? 806 00:38:43.364 --> 00:38:45.497 -Right. - Aw. 807 00:38:45.540 --> 00:38:47.977 Is a congratulations in order or... 808 00:38:48.021 --> 00:38:51.633 Not really, he lives in Seattle now. 809 00:38:51.677 --> 00:38:55.202 I meant like, you know... a baby... 810 00:38:56.159 --> 00:38:58.684 -No. No, no, no. - No? 811 00:38:58.727 --> 00:39:00.903 -No, no. No. -No? Oh. 812 00:39:00.947 --> 00:39:03.471 So what are you doing in maternity wear? 813 00:39:05.038 --> 00:39:07.867 -I'm working. -Working? 814 00:39:07.910 --> 00:39:09.303 Working here? 815 00:39:09.347 --> 00:39:11.392 -Yes. Yeah, at the store. - Oh, great. 816 00:39:11.436 --> 00:39:12.698 Hi, excuse me. 817 00:39:12.741 --> 00:39:14.874 Uh, sorry to interrupt. You work here? 818 00:39:14.917 --> 00:39:18.181 Uh, what's the difference between these two items? 819 00:39:20.967 --> 00:39:23.056 The material and the color. 820 00:39:26.276 --> 00:39:27.277 Hmm. 821 00:39:27.930 --> 00:39:29.932 -Mm. -Yeah. 822 00:39:29.976 --> 00:39:33.283 Also, um, somebody dropped some clothes on the floor, 823 00:39:33.327 --> 00:39:34.981 you may wanna look into it. 824 00:39:35.024 --> 00:39:36.374 -Yeah, okay. - Mm. 825 00:39:36.417 --> 00:39:37.549 I should go. I should go. 826 00:39:37.592 --> 00:39:39.246 -It was great to see you. -Yeah. 827 00:39:39.289 --> 00:39:41.727 Allie is gonna freak out when I tell her I ran into you. 828 00:39:41.770 --> 00:39:44.077 It's the smallest world ever. 829 00:39:44.120 --> 00:39:45.470 -Cool. - Okay. 830 00:39:45.513 --> 00:39:47.776 Oh, do you know where the, the Bath Buddies are? 831 00:39:47.820 --> 00:39:49.169 -Bath Buddies? - Mm-hm. 832 00:39:49.212 --> 00:39:51.171 Yeah. Um, over there. 833 00:39:51.214 --> 00:39:53.565 You're gonna wanna check over there. 834 00:39:53.608 --> 00:39:55.088 -There? Okay. -Mm-hm. 835 00:39:55.131 --> 00:39:56.394 Yeah, um, yeah. 836 00:39:59.266 --> 00:40:01.442 Hey, hey. I... I don't want you to lift this stuff up. 837 00:40:01.486 --> 00:40:04.402 I can lift something I was already carrying. 838 00:40:06.491 --> 00:40:08.449 Who was that? 839 00:40:08.493 --> 00:40:11.234 -It's my sister's friend. -You have a sister? 840 00:40:12.888 --> 00:40:14.890 -Yes. -I have a brother. 841 00:40:16.849 --> 00:40:19.199 See, whispering is not so bad, right? 842 00:40:23.595 --> 00:40:26.293 Hey, I didn't know you had a sister. 843 00:40:27.294 --> 00:40:30.297 Yeah. Allie. 844 00:40:30.340 --> 00:40:33.343 Oh, she's gonna know I'm not with Jason anymore. 845 00:40:33.953 --> 00:40:35.084 Who is Jason? 846 00:40:35.128 --> 00:40:37.696 It's the guy I moved here to be with. 847 00:40:38.697 --> 00:40:40.612 What happened to him? 848 00:40:40.655 --> 00:40:44.703 It, it doesn't matter, it was a long time ago. 849 00:40:44.746 --> 00:40:49.142 Do you think that... she could tell that I was lying 850 00:40:49.185 --> 00:40:50.230 about being pregnant? 851 00:40:50.273 --> 00:40:51.492 No. 852 00:40:51.536 --> 00:40:54.364 No, no, we did a good job covering it. 853 00:40:55.714 --> 00:40:56.976 Hey. 854 00:40:57.019 --> 00:40:58.586 What's happening? 855 00:40:58.630 --> 00:41:03.504 I just... I hate the idea of Allie... 856 00:41:03.548 --> 00:41:05.419 finding out that I'm pregnant again. 857 00:41:06.246 --> 00:41:08.596 And my mom and dad. 858 00:41:10.555 --> 00:41:15.255 Oh, look... they, they probably not gonna find out, right? 859 00:41:15.298 --> 00:41:18.345 But even if they do, what's the worst-case scenario? 860 00:41:18.388 --> 00:41:22.001 I don't know like it would confirm 861 00:41:22.044 --> 00:41:24.046 what they think about me already. That... 862 00:41:26.484 --> 00:41:28.877 That they're right. That the only thing I'm good at 863 00:41:28.921 --> 00:41:30.096 is getting pregnant. 864 00:41:33.229 --> 00:41:34.622 -Okay. - 865 00:41:34.666 --> 00:41:39.540 You have also helped to create two families. 866 00:41:41.194 --> 00:41:44.502 By giving the hardest possible gifts. 867 00:41:44.545 --> 00:41:49.376 First, your actual kid and now your actual self. 868 00:41:49.419 --> 00:41:53.685 They are not silver linings, they're stand-alone good things. 869 00:42:00.300 --> 00:42:01.693 That's really nice. 870 00:42:02.607 --> 00:42:03.738 Thank you. 871 00:42:04.739 --> 00:42:05.827 You're welcome. 872 00:42:07.220 --> 00:42:08.830 Let's get some house plants. 873 00:42:08.874 --> 00:42:10.223 It's supposed to help filter out 874 00:42:10.266 --> 00:42:12.660 harmful airborne household toxins. 875 00:42:12.704 --> 00:42:13.748 What? 876 00:42:15.228 --> 00:42:17.143 So, you like 877 00:42:17.186 --> 00:42:18.840 -just looking? - Yeah. 878 00:42:18.884 --> 00:42:20.450 'Cause I feel like on Tinder, everyone wants, like, 879 00:42:20.494 --> 00:42:22.017 to send you a dick pic or they want you 880 00:42:22.061 --> 00:42:25.412 to sit on their face or even worse like buy them dinner. 881 00:42:25.455 --> 00:42:27.588 Here, I can just, like, look. 882 00:42:27.632 --> 00:42:29.547 Can't you just swipe no on Tinder? 883 00:42:29.590 --> 00:42:31.113 Isn't that like the same thing? 884 00:42:31.157 --> 00:42:33.333 No, it wouldn't be because you probably end up 885 00:42:33.376 --> 00:42:35.335 hurting someone's feelings or if you're like me, 886 00:42:35.378 --> 00:42:38.599 you'll end up getting drunk and sitting on their face, anyway. 887 00:42:38.643 --> 00:42:41.167 I can't believe the father of your baby made Loner. 888 00:42:41.210 --> 00:42:43.604 -It's not my baby. - 889 00:42:43.648 --> 00:42:46.389 I can't believe the straight single guy 890 00:42:46.433 --> 00:42:49.044 who you see all the time slash exclusively 891 00:42:49.088 --> 00:42:51.960 who fathered the child inside of you made Loner. 892 00:42:53.614 --> 00:42:55.834 It's my second favorite app. 893 00:42:55.877 --> 00:42:57.575 What's your first favorite app? 894 00:42:57.618 --> 00:42:59.054 An app that tracks your periods. 895 00:42:59.098 --> 00:43:01.274 Why do you have an app that tracks your periods? 896 00:43:01.317 --> 00:43:03.581 Hmm, my periods, your periods. 897 00:43:03.624 --> 00:43:05.191 -What? Oh, my God! 898 00:43:05.234 --> 00:43:07.149 Here. There you go. You're welcome. 899 00:43:07.193 --> 00:43:08.760 Hey. 900 00:43:08.803 --> 00:43:10.544 Hello. You about to ready to go? 901 00:43:10.588 --> 00:43:13.503 Yeah, let me run this till back really quickly. 902 00:43:13.547 --> 00:43:15.636 By the way, uh, brought you some pregnancy tea 903 00:43:15.680 --> 00:43:18.770 and, for the record, this stuff is awesome. 904 00:43:18.813 --> 00:43:21.294 I'm like totally hooked on it. 905 00:43:21.337 --> 00:43:24.645 And as far as I know, I'm not pregnant. 906 00:43:24.689 --> 00:43:26.691 Um, Matt, have you met Jules yet? 907 00:43:26.734 --> 00:43:29.911 I don't think we've been officially introduced but... 908 00:43:29.955 --> 00:43:32.218 we've exchanged a lot of cold stares so... 909 00:43:32.261 --> 00:43:33.306 Okay. 910 00:43:33.349 --> 00:43:34.350 I'll be right back. 911 00:43:48.016 --> 00:43:49.844 Don't name your kid Jesse. 912 00:43:51.106 --> 00:43:52.586 I'm sorry, what? 913 00:43:52.630 --> 00:43:55.110 Do not name your kid Jesse. 914 00:43:56.677 --> 00:43:57.983 Why not? 915 00:43:59.071 --> 00:44:00.333 'Cause I know a Jesse 916 00:44:00.376 --> 00:44:03.162 who doesn't even know what tumble dry low is. 917 00:44:07.601 --> 00:44:09.647 Tumble. Dry. Low. 918 00:44:15.957 --> 00:44:18.133 -Hey, you ready? -Yeah. 919 00:44:18.177 --> 00:44:20.440 Um, okay. Uh, I'm gonna head out. 920 00:44:20.483 --> 00:44:23.791 Can you please just like clean up the, uh, syrup pumps? 921 00:44:23.835 --> 00:44:25.184 Yeah, okay. 922 00:44:25.227 --> 00:44:26.794 Thank you so much. I really appreciated it. 923 00:44:26.838 --> 00:44:28.187 -Okay, bye. - See ya. 924 00:44:28.230 --> 00:44:30.189 -See ya. Have a great day. - Thanks, you too. 925 00:44:30.232 --> 00:44:31.233 Bye. 926 00:44:34.889 --> 00:44:36.848 Did you guys wanna find out the sex today? 927 00:44:36.891 --> 00:44:38.197 -Yeah. -No. 928 00:44:39.633 --> 00:44:41.026 I thought we agreed. 929 00:44:41.069 --> 00:44:42.462 To what? 930 00:44:42.505 --> 00:44:43.768 That I shouldn't know. 931 00:44:45.073 --> 00:44:46.814 Well... 932 00:44:47.902 --> 00:44:49.208 It's my baby, Anna. 933 00:44:49.251 --> 00:44:51.210 I just wanna feel as involved as possible. 934 00:44:51.253 --> 00:44:52.646 You are involved. 935 00:44:52.690 --> 00:44:56.519 You won't feel any less of a connection with Lamp... 936 00:44:56.563 --> 00:44:59.174 just because you didn't find out the sex ahead of time. 937 00:44:59.218 --> 00:45:00.219 I promise. 938 00:45:02.134 --> 00:45:04.832 Meanwhile, I'm over here... 939 00:45:04.876 --> 00:45:07.487 having a really hard time setting boundaries 940 00:45:07.530 --> 00:45:09.881 because I share a body with the thing 941 00:45:09.924 --> 00:45:12.100 that I'm supposed to stay separate from. 942 00:45:13.232 --> 00:45:14.668 Move in to my house. 943 00:45:15.277 --> 00:45:16.714 What? 944 00:45:16.757 --> 00:45:18.628 Just until the pregnancy is over. 945 00:45:18.672 --> 00:45:20.587 I just wanna know everything. 946 00:45:20.630 --> 00:45:22.763 I wanna know when you're up in the middle of the night. 947 00:45:22.807 --> 00:45:24.896 I wanna feel all the kicks. 948 00:45:24.939 --> 00:45:26.593 Speaking of boundaries. 949 00:45:28.247 --> 00:45:30.684 Well, I can give you guys a minute. 950 00:45:30.728 --> 00:45:31.903 No, it's okay. 951 00:45:31.946 --> 00:45:34.296 You can... You can tell him. Just not me. 952 00:45:34.340 --> 00:45:36.211 -Okay. 953 00:45:37.169 --> 00:45:38.387 Are you ready? 954 00:45:39.780 --> 00:45:42.217 Yeah, don't, yeah. Don't say it. 955 00:45:42.870 --> 00:45:44.045 Are you sure? 956 00:45:44.567 --> 00:45:45.786 Yes. 957 00:45:45.830 --> 00:45:47.657 Yeah, because I will blurt it out. 958 00:45:47.701 --> 00:45:48.963 I definitely blurt it out 959 00:45:49.007 --> 00:45:50.748 or I'll be so nervous that I'll blurt it out. 960 00:45:50.791 --> 00:45:52.488 That I'll blurt it out. 961 00:45:52.532 --> 00:45:54.012 Better I don't know. 962 00:45:54.055 --> 00:45:56.492 Well, a pleasure as always. 963 00:45:57.885 --> 00:45:59.539 The doctor will be in shortly. 964 00:46:02.107 --> 00:46:08.113 I can't tell if she is really rude or amazing. 965 00:46:09.810 --> 00:46:11.377 I don't think she meant it when she said 966 00:46:11.420 --> 00:46:12.770 I was a "pleasure as always". 967 00:46:14.249 --> 00:46:15.729 Yeah, I think she is amazing. 968 00:46:35.793 --> 00:46:38.752 Hi, Anna. It's your mother. 969 00:46:38.796 --> 00:46:42.451 Allie said a friend of hers saw you in California. 970 00:46:42.495 --> 00:46:45.715 You're still working retail I hear. 971 00:46:45.759 --> 00:46:51.809 And, uh, Jason left you or, uh, maybe you left him. 972 00:46:51.852 --> 00:46:54.420 And if there is anything else you'd like to tell me, 973 00:46:54.463 --> 00:46:56.639 I promise I won't be surprised. 974 00:46:58.206 --> 00:46:59.860 Your father says hello. 975 00:47:22.665 --> 00:47:24.929 I can stay over occasionally. 976 00:47:31.196 --> 00:47:34.590 Yeah, but "Evil doctor" is the archetype. 977 00:47:34.634 --> 00:47:37.158 -Not "Evil Mister". - Here's my question. 978 00:47:37.202 --> 00:47:39.944 Where does a monster even get a doctorate? 979 00:47:39.987 --> 00:47:42.990 Lots of monsters have doctorates. It's... 980 00:47:43.034 --> 00:47:44.731 Wait, what are we talking about? 981 00:47:44.774 --> 00:47:46.037 Um... 982 00:47:46.080 --> 00:47:48.039 Jason. Your ex. 983 00:47:48.082 --> 00:47:52.434 Right. Yeah, Jason was a real Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. 984 00:47:53.435 --> 00:47:55.873 Not so unlike my dad. 985 00:47:55.916 --> 00:47:58.527 My dad was more of a Dr. Honeydew. 986 00:48:00.051 --> 00:48:01.313 Who is that? 987 00:48:01.356 --> 00:48:03.315 Who is Dr. Honeydew? 988 00:48:04.142 --> 00:48:05.970 Are you kidding me? 989 00:48:06.013 --> 00:48:08.929 From the Muppets, big yellow head. 990 00:48:08.973 --> 00:48:12.628 Constantly torturing his lab assistant Beaker. 991 00:48:14.326 --> 00:48:17.416 Which, frankly, is not unlike me. 992 00:48:17.459 --> 00:48:20.071 I guess that would make me Beaker. 993 00:48:20.723 --> 00:48:21.811 Whatever. 994 00:48:22.856 --> 00:48:24.292 Uh, no, no, no. Stay put. 995 00:48:24.336 --> 00:48:25.728 - 996 00:48:30.472 --> 00:48:34.694 What's with the all these lady books? 997 00:48:34.737 --> 00:48:37.653 Uh, those are parenting books 998 00:48:37.697 --> 00:48:40.439 for single parents, but everything I could find 999 00:48:40.482 --> 00:48:44.356 for single dad was for guys who are divorced or widowers 1000 00:48:44.399 --> 00:48:46.271 which didn't really apply. 1001 00:48:46.314 --> 00:48:49.448 What about "A Father Knows"? 1002 00:48:49.491 --> 00:48:52.538 Oh, yeah, that one, um... 1003 00:48:52.581 --> 00:48:54.192 I thought that was a parenting book 1004 00:48:54.235 --> 00:48:56.934 and I couldn't quite make up from the thumbnail online. 1005 00:48:56.977 --> 00:49:00.067 So I bought it and not even close. 1006 00:49:01.286 --> 00:49:02.287 Okay. 1007 00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:05.072 You're sleeping in my room. 1008 00:49:05.116 --> 00:49:06.334 And where are you? 1009 00:49:06.378 --> 00:49:08.380 I'm gonna sleep in, uh, Lamp's room. 1010 00:49:08.423 --> 00:49:10.686 Oh. 1011 00:49:10.730 --> 00:49:12.993 I don't wanna kick you at it, your bed. 1012 00:49:13.037 --> 00:49:15.691 It's okay. I don't wanna mess with your Lamp-boundaries 1013 00:49:15.735 --> 00:49:17.867 by making you sleep in the nursery. 1014 00:49:17.911 --> 00:49:20.392 -Okay. -Yeah, it's all good. Come on. 1015 00:49:40.890 --> 00:49:41.979 Hey. 1016 00:49:47.506 --> 00:49:50.030 -Hey, are you okay? -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1017 00:49:50.074 --> 00:49:51.945 Uh, Lamp's moving. 1018 00:49:55.775 --> 00:49:56.906 Hm. 1019 00:50:02.086 --> 00:50:03.087 Oh. 1020 00:50:15.186 --> 00:50:16.970 Hi, you two. 1021 00:50:17.014 --> 00:50:20.147 Might I interest you in this Norwegian design, 1022 00:50:20.191 --> 00:50:22.845 it's made from sustainably crafted lucite, 1023 00:50:22.889 --> 00:50:24.717 it's durable, it's waterproof. 1024 00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:26.980 It offers an open view to the environment... 1025 00:50:27.024 --> 00:50:29.026 Oh, it's six thousand dollars. 1026 00:50:29.069 --> 00:50:30.070 Whoa. 1027 00:50:31.680 --> 00:50:36.772 Really this converts into a toddler bed and a Mercedes? 1028 00:50:39.166 --> 00:50:40.776 No, but... 1029 00:50:40.820 --> 00:50:44.737 This crib converts from a toddler bed to a day bed 1030 00:50:44.780 --> 00:50:47.653 and offers three different infant mattress positions. 1031 00:50:47.696 --> 00:50:48.741 Oh. 1032 00:50:48.784 --> 00:50:50.177 It's, uh, $450. 1033 00:50:50.221 --> 00:50:53.006 It's made from particleboard. As a warning. 1034 00:50:53.050 --> 00:50:55.443 Is that mean particleboard is bad for the baby somehow? 1035 00:50:55.487 --> 00:50:57.054 No. Not at all. 1036 00:50:58.272 --> 00:50:59.882 -Okay. Great. - Great. 1037 00:50:59.926 --> 00:51:01.754 -I really like this. - Great. 1038 00:51:01.797 --> 00:51:05.410 Here is the item number. 1039 00:51:05.453 --> 00:51:07.890 Present this at the register. 1040 00:51:07.934 --> 00:51:10.850 I think you two were gonna be really happy with this. 1041 00:51:10.893 --> 00:51:12.678 Ew. No, we're not together. 1042 00:51:12.721 --> 00:51:14.854 Oh. 1043 00:51:14.897 --> 00:51:16.116 She's my surrogate. 1044 00:51:16.986 --> 00:51:18.075 Ah. 1045 00:51:18.118 --> 00:51:21.121 We... Why is the idea of me 1046 00:51:21.165 --> 00:51:22.992 being a single mom... 1047 00:51:23.036 --> 00:51:24.951 ...and the idea of him being a single dad... 1048 00:51:26.083 --> 00:51:27.084 Yeah. 1049 00:51:28.172 --> 00:51:30.087 Oh. Um... 1050 00:51:31.044 --> 00:51:32.350 I just... 1051 00:51:32.393 --> 00:51:34.178 Sorry. 1052 00:51:34.221 --> 00:51:35.831 I think we'll buy this on the Internet. 1053 00:51:35.875 --> 00:51:38.007 Oh, we don't work off commission. 1054 00:51:38.051 --> 00:51:39.096 Oh, you don't. 1055 00:51:48.453 --> 00:51:49.758 This is sure a lot of 1056 00:51:49.802 --> 00:51:51.238 the invitations considering the fact 1057 00:51:51.282 --> 00:51:53.501 that I've never seen you talk to anybody else, 1058 00:51:53.545 --> 00:51:56.243 or talk about having other friends. 1059 00:51:58.115 --> 00:51:59.377 You're one to talk. 1060 00:52:09.822 --> 00:52:11.519 What's going on? 1061 00:52:11.563 --> 00:52:12.868 What are you talking about? 1062 00:52:14.435 --> 00:52:16.176 -You're being really quiet. -No, I'm not. 1063 00:52:22.965 --> 00:52:24.750 Listen to how quiet you're being right now. 1064 00:52:33.846 --> 00:52:36.327 At the store when the lady... 1065 00:52:36.370 --> 00:52:39.330 thought we were together, you said, "Ew, no." 1066 00:52:39.373 --> 00:52:42.942 I didn't say "ew" as in "you're gross". 1067 00:52:42.985 --> 00:52:47.338 I said "ew" as in "it would be gross if we were a couple." 1068 00:52:47.381 --> 00:52:48.426 Why? 1069 00:52:48.469 --> 00:52:50.602 Why would that be gross? 1070 00:52:50.645 --> 00:52:52.691 Because you are like 20 years older than me. 1071 00:52:52.734 --> 00:52:54.345 Why is that horrible? 1072 00:52:54.388 --> 00:52:57.435 So... you would be okay with dating someone 1073 00:52:57.478 --> 00:52:59.437 who was shitting in their diaper 1074 00:52:59.480 --> 00:53:02.962 when you were getting your first hand-job? 1075 00:53:03.005 --> 00:53:09.490 Or someone who couldn't count when you were in college? 1076 00:53:09.534 --> 00:53:12.058 Or someone whose parents are probably like 1077 00:53:12.101 --> 00:53:14.147 in the grade above you? 1078 00:53:14.191 --> 00:53:16.149 One grade above you? 1079 00:53:16.193 --> 00:53:18.282 I think you're being prescriptive. 1080 00:53:18.325 --> 00:53:22.155 I think you've watched too many Woody Allen movies. 1081 00:53:23.243 --> 00:53:24.636 Well, they're romantic. 1082 00:53:24.679 --> 00:53:26.115 - Annie Hall. - Annie Hall. 1083 00:53:26.159 --> 00:53:27.813 Right. That's movie about... 1084 00:53:27.856 --> 00:53:31.382 a parade of aging neurotics, crunching their fear of death 1085 00:53:31.425 --> 00:53:35.429 by grabbing onto woman at the start of their lives 1086 00:53:35.473 --> 00:53:37.301 and then like feeding of them. 1087 00:53:39.259 --> 00:53:40.260 Yeah. Ew. 1088 00:53:40.304 --> 00:53:41.696 Then he made Manhattan 1089 00:53:41.740 --> 00:53:45.352 which is a movie about dating a teenage girl. 1090 00:53:45.396 --> 00:53:47.876 That starred a real teenage girl 1091 00:53:47.920 --> 00:53:52.838 who he then literally tried to date afterward in real life. 1092 00:53:52.881 --> 00:53:54.318 Ew. 1093 00:53:54.361 --> 00:53:55.536 See? 1094 00:53:58.670 --> 00:54:00.846 It's just sometimes people just connect. 1095 00:54:00.889 --> 00:54:03.936 It's not about being attracted to one another. 1096 00:54:06.808 --> 00:54:10.769 Do you know a lot of 45-year-old men 1097 00:54:10.812 --> 00:54:13.815 who have 26-year-old female friends? 1098 00:54:13.859 --> 00:54:15.774 Like... 1099 00:54:15.817 --> 00:54:18.255 how many friends in their 20's do you have? 1100 00:54:21.083 --> 00:54:22.084 I don't know. 1101 00:54:27.351 --> 00:54:28.395 One. 1102 00:54:52.027 --> 00:54:54.334 Ow. 1103 00:55:04.431 --> 00:55:06.215 Can... 1104 00:55:06.259 --> 00:55:08.653 Can you tell me what a period is? 1105 00:55:11.960 --> 00:55:13.701 What? 1106 00:55:13.745 --> 00:55:16.574 You wanna pull out the inner tube. 1107 00:55:17.401 --> 00:55:19.359 Until it stops. 1108 00:55:19.403 --> 00:55:21.056 Uh, and then, and then you... 1109 00:55:22.188 --> 00:55:25.147 Uh, and then you... 1110 00:55:25.191 --> 00:55:26.235 Remember? 1111 00:55:26.279 --> 00:55:27.846 Uh, it just get... Um... 1112 00:55:29.369 --> 00:55:30.675 Well, if, if you're starting out, 1113 00:55:30.718 --> 00:55:33.199 it helps to put your leg up on something like, 1114 00:55:33.242 --> 00:55:35.244 uh, bathtub or stool. 1115 00:55:35.941 --> 00:55:37.334 Um... 1116 00:55:37.377 --> 00:55:39.336 Because... 1117 00:55:39.379 --> 00:55:40.815 Just so that everything... 1118 00:55:42.643 --> 00:55:45.777 opens up a bit easier, uh... 1119 00:55:46.865 --> 00:55:48.388 and... 1120 00:55:51.696 --> 00:55:54.873 This is just so mortifying. 1121 00:55:54.916 --> 00:55:58.398 This gonna be much more awkward for Lamp 1122 00:55:58.442 --> 00:56:01.227 so just get through it quickly. 1123 00:56:01.923 --> 00:56:04.404 Yeah, of course. 1124 00:56:04.448 --> 00:56:07.886 So then, um, it gets inserted. 1125 00:56:07.929 --> 00:56:10.236 So, you, uh... 1126 00:56:10.279 --> 00:56:13.282 Um... that's when you insert, you push it in. 1127 00:56:13.326 --> 00:56:14.936 Okay, insert it where? 1128 00:56:16.416 --> 00:56:18.113 -Seriously? -Yeah. 1129 00:56:20.420 --> 00:56:22.727 In, uh, vagina. 1130 00:56:23.771 --> 00:56:25.207 You don't whisper it. 1131 00:56:25.251 --> 00:56:27.209 Kids will pick up on that. That it's, like, shameful. 1132 00:56:27.253 --> 00:56:28.297 Say vagina. 1133 00:56:28.341 --> 00:56:29.734 -Right in the vagina. -Great. 1134 00:56:29.777 --> 00:56:31.953 -Put it in the vagina. -Perfect. 1135 00:56:31.997 --> 00:56:34.695 And, and you pushed until you feel resistance. 1136 00:56:34.739 --> 00:56:36.088 And so then you stop 1137 00:56:36.131 --> 00:56:39.439 and you push in the little plunger 1138 00:56:39.483 --> 00:56:41.920 and the tampon goes in. 1139 00:56:43.008 --> 00:56:45.402 And... it's in. 1140 00:56:45.445 --> 00:56:48.666 And, and you pull out the applicator. 1141 00:56:48.709 --> 00:56:50.145 And toss in the trash. 1142 00:56:52.452 --> 00:56:54.628 Oh, my God. 1143 00:56:54.672 --> 00:56:57.152 You expect me to remember that for like 12 years? 1144 00:56:57.196 --> 00:56:59.198 How embarrassing was that for you? 1145 00:56:59.241 --> 00:57:00.504 I'm pretty embarrassed. 1146 00:57:01.461 --> 00:57:03.376 Then you'll remember it forever. 1147 00:57:09.164 --> 00:57:10.427 Mm. 1148 00:57:19.566 --> 00:57:20.741 Yes! 1149 00:57:20.785 --> 00:57:22.395 They love it. 1150 00:57:22.439 --> 00:57:24.223 It's, um... 1151 00:57:24.266 --> 00:57:25.485 Oh, you hear it again. 1152 00:57:25.529 --> 00:57:28.183 Two birds with one stone. 1153 00:57:28.227 --> 00:57:30.316 That name's just on your body forever. 1154 00:57:30.359 --> 00:57:33.406 Right, that's why I got it. So I could remember something 1155 00:57:33.450 --> 00:57:35.016 that I wished would have lasted forever. 1156 00:57:35.060 --> 00:57:36.975 Are you worried that your next partner's 1157 00:57:37.018 --> 00:57:38.237 gonna be bothered by that? 1158 00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:40.021 Why would I based my decisions now 1159 00:57:40.065 --> 00:57:41.980 about some future hypothetical asshole? 1160 00:57:42.023 --> 00:57:43.329 Why are they an asshole? 1161 00:57:43.372 --> 00:57:45.462 Because they mind my tattoos. 1162 00:57:45.505 --> 00:57:47.507 The Sams don't mind Celine... 1163 00:57:47.551 --> 00:57:49.553 and Celine never minded Nick. 1164 00:57:49.596 --> 00:57:51.293 You're, you're body is a graveyard. 1165 00:57:51.337 --> 00:57:53.470 You mean love and loss. Love and loss. 1166 00:57:53.513 --> 00:57:55.689 If we're not carrying the people we love with us, 1167 00:57:55.733 --> 00:57:57.996 then what are we even doing? 1168 00:57:58.039 --> 00:58:00.128 -Moving on. - Okay, well, whatever. 1169 00:58:00.172 --> 00:58:03.610 What about you and that guy? 1170 00:58:03.654 --> 00:58:04.916 We're not a couple. 1171 00:58:04.959 --> 00:58:08.006 Okay. I know you're not fucking... 1172 00:58:08.049 --> 00:58:11.009 but, like that doesn't mean that you don't have a thing. 1173 00:58:11.052 --> 00:58:14.099 -We're... we're friends. - It's something. 1174 00:58:14.142 --> 00:58:15.753 And it's finite. 1175 00:58:15.796 --> 00:58:17.015 Finite, how? 1176 00:58:17.058 --> 00:58:19.626 In that this period will end at some point, 1177 00:58:19.670 --> 00:58:22.455 you will give birth to a child and then what happens? 1178 00:58:22.499 --> 00:58:24.326 You don't need to be like a thing 1179 00:58:24.370 --> 00:58:26.590 in the way that you define in order to breakup. 1180 00:58:26.633 --> 00:58:28.548 Just because you're not like "together together" 1181 00:58:28.592 --> 00:58:30.681 doesn't mean that you haven't created a bond. 1182 00:58:30.724 --> 00:58:32.247 You have created a connection 1183 00:58:32.291 --> 00:58:34.511 between the two of you that will end. 1184 00:58:37.775 --> 00:58:39.080 Also... 1185 00:58:39.124 --> 00:58:41.561 I'm really worried that you're probably making 1186 00:58:41.605 --> 00:58:43.694 a little straight white guy in there. 1187 00:58:44.651 --> 00:58:47.567 I am. That's the whole plan. 1188 00:58:47.611 --> 00:58:49.482 I'm gonna... 1189 00:58:49.526 --> 00:58:51.789 I should... I just give him a podcast. 1190 00:58:51.832 --> 00:58:53.530 -Oh. - Oh, yeah. 1191 00:58:53.573 --> 00:58:55.401 It's about Reaganomics. - 1192 00:58:57.446 --> 00:59:00.493 Oh, my God, speaking of, we're not open! 1193 00:59:00.537 --> 00:59:02.321 I don't know when we open. 1194 00:59:02.364 --> 00:59:04.236 Leave, leave. We're not open. 1195 00:59:04.279 --> 00:59:06.543 Oh, my God. I'm gonna call the police. 1196 00:59:07.500 --> 00:59:09.197 You okay? 1197 00:59:09.241 --> 00:59:10.416 Seems like your... 1198 00:59:12.200 --> 00:59:13.767 I seem... 1199 00:59:14.638 --> 00:59:15.813 Off. 1200 00:59:21.079 --> 00:59:22.559 Hormones. 1201 00:59:23.472 --> 00:59:24.648 Probably. 1202 00:59:26.084 --> 00:59:28.608 Oh, what we do with our hormones 1203 00:59:28.652 --> 00:59:30.131 to sum everything up. 1204 00:59:31.829 --> 00:59:35.049 You'd probably invent hormones to sum everything up with. 1205 00:59:37.008 --> 00:59:40.707 That's... That sounds like my mom and stepdad. 1206 00:59:40.751 --> 00:59:43.754 I just wanna say thank you in advance for doing this 1207 00:59:43.797 --> 00:59:46.583 with me and I also apologize for everyone that I know. 1208 00:59:46.626 --> 00:59:48.454 -There you are! -Hey! 1209 00:59:48.497 --> 00:59:50.543 -Hi. Oh. -Hi. 1210 00:59:50.587 --> 00:59:52.632 Your stairs are very slippery. 1211 00:59:52.676 --> 00:59:54.329 You're gonna want to get some grippy tape. 1212 00:59:54.373 --> 00:59:55.940 -You know what grippy tape is? -Uh-huh. 1213 00:59:55.983 --> 00:59:57.637 -It's like sandpaper. -Yeah. Okay. 1214 00:59:57.681 --> 00:59:59.204 -Matthew. -Hey, Carson. How are you? 1215 00:59:59.247 --> 01:00:01.380 Do you know what kind of tape I'm talking about, Matt? 1216 01:00:01.423 --> 01:00:02.990 It... You see it in office buildings. 1217 01:00:03.034 --> 01:00:04.209 Oh, come on in. 1218 01:00:05.123 --> 01:00:06.167 This is Anna. 1219 01:00:06.211 --> 01:00:08.169 -Hi. She's too young for you. -Hi. 1220 01:00:08.213 --> 01:00:10.432 Yeah, we know. Nobody is dating anybody. 1221 01:00:10.476 --> 01:00:11.999 Uh, this is my Mom Adele. 1222 01:00:12.043 --> 01:00:13.305 -This is Carson. -Hello! 1223 01:00:13.348 --> 01:00:15.133 Nice to meet you. May I? 1224 01:00:15.176 --> 01:00:17.352 Mom, you can talk directly to Anna... 1225 01:00:17.396 --> 01:00:19.006 Oh, my God! 1226 01:00:19.050 --> 01:00:21.487 Oh, my third grandchild is in there. 1227 01:00:21.530 --> 01:00:23.054 And look how big she is already. 1228 01:00:23.097 --> 01:00:25.752 I mean you were a big baby. Like father like son, right? 1229 01:00:25.796 --> 01:00:27.058 Or daughter. 1230 01:00:27.101 --> 01:00:29.669 With a belly that big, let's hope it's a boy. 1231 01:00:31.236 --> 01:00:33.238 Where should I put these cookies? 1232 01:00:33.281 --> 01:00:34.805 -Um... - Oh, she doesn't know. 1233 01:00:34.848 --> 01:00:36.763 -Yeah. We brought cookies. - Great. 1234 01:00:36.807 --> 01:00:38.678 Why do they have so many plants in here? 1235 01:00:38.722 --> 01:00:41.986 You can have my chaps. - Always with the chaps. 1236 01:00:42.029 --> 01:00:44.641 I decided I'm gonna go with Opah. 1237 01:00:44.684 --> 01:00:45.685 Oprah? 1238 01:00:45.729 --> 01:00:46.947 Oh-Pah. 1239 01:00:46.991 --> 01:00:48.688 -It's German. -We're not German. 1240 01:00:48.732 --> 01:00:51.386 I just like the sound of it. Somebody's probably German. 1241 01:00:51.430 --> 01:00:52.866 A lot of people are German, 1242 01:00:52.910 --> 01:00:55.739 but you yourself are not a descendant of any of them. 1243 01:00:55.782 --> 01:00:57.349 I wanna go with Mimi. 1244 01:00:57.392 --> 01:00:59.568 -"Me me". -Mm-hm. 1245 01:00:59.612 --> 01:01:01.962 Can you do names when you're related through marriage? 1246 01:01:02.006 --> 01:01:03.094 Adele... 1247 01:01:03.137 --> 01:01:04.486 I'm related. 1248 01:01:04.530 --> 01:01:05.618 Tomato, tom-ah-to. 1249 01:01:05.662 --> 01:01:07.141 What's Carson gonna be called? 1250 01:01:07.185 --> 01:01:08.577 Carson. - Carson. 1251 01:01:08.621 --> 01:01:09.970 You know it's a funny thing 1252 01:01:10.014 --> 01:01:11.624 that was gonna be my number one choice 1253 01:01:11.668 --> 01:01:13.626 if Opah was already taken. 1254 01:01:13.670 --> 01:01:17.674 The humor gene is very strong with these two, Matty and Marty. 1255 01:01:17.717 --> 01:01:19.240 So what are you gonna be called? 1256 01:01:22.113 --> 01:01:25.943 Um... "That... That Lady"? 1257 01:01:25.986 --> 01:01:27.205 See? 1258 01:01:27.248 --> 01:01:29.686 If you're not related, you don't do names. 1259 01:01:29.729 --> 01:01:31.862 Organ donors do not get nicknames. 1260 01:01:31.905 --> 01:01:33.341 Is that what this is like? 1261 01:01:33.385 --> 01:01:35.517 Like donating an organ? 1262 01:01:35.561 --> 01:01:39.130 I don't know. I've never donated an organ before. 1263 01:01:40.305 --> 01:01:42.350 You must be Dylan's wife? 1264 01:01:42.394 --> 01:01:44.526 No, I'm the surrogate. 1265 01:01:44.570 --> 01:01:46.572 Oh, congrats! 1266 01:01:46.615 --> 01:01:48.487 Um, is that appropriate? 1267 01:01:48.530 --> 01:01:50.271 -Thanks. -Hey, Shell, Shell! 1268 01:01:50.315 --> 01:01:53.884 Come meet the surrogate! The, the surrogate! 1269 01:01:53.927 --> 01:01:55.450 -Come here. - Oh... 1270 01:01:55.494 --> 01:01:58.453 Wow, look at you! 1271 01:01:58.497 --> 01:02:01.152 Oh, you are so big already! 1272 01:02:01.195 --> 01:02:02.806 -I know, right? - 1273 01:02:02.849 --> 01:02:04.198 That's what I've heard. 1274 01:02:04.242 --> 01:02:05.547 -Oh. -Oh, wow. 1275 01:02:05.591 --> 01:02:07.767 -Baby's gonna be healthy. -Yeah, healthy baby. 1276 01:02:12.772 --> 01:02:14.339 How'd you do that? 1277 01:02:15.819 --> 01:02:18.212 Here. I'm sorry... 1278 01:02:26.264 --> 01:02:28.309 All right, let's see here. 1279 01:02:29.876 --> 01:02:32.792 Oh... Oh, come on! 1280 01:02:36.753 --> 01:02:37.841 So good. 1281 01:02:41.061 --> 01:02:43.368 I love it. I love it. 1282 01:02:43.411 --> 01:02:44.848 - Make way. 1283 01:02:44.891 --> 01:02:47.024 -Whoa! - Perfect! 1284 01:02:47.067 --> 01:02:48.547 This thing is huge! 1285 01:02:48.590 --> 01:02:49.766 Here we go. 1286 01:02:49.809 --> 01:02:50.897 Uh, is it a weapon or something? 1287 01:02:58.992 --> 01:03:01.821 Oh, yes... 1288 01:03:01.865 --> 01:03:02.996 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1289 01:03:04.737 --> 01:03:06.521 -Thank you. Thank you. -Yeah. 1290 01:03:11.091 --> 01:03:14.660 Oh, my God. All right, who's next? Who's next? 1291 01:03:14.703 --> 01:03:15.922 What's this? 1292 01:03:19.230 --> 01:03:20.318 That's a koala bear. 1293 01:03:50.304 --> 01:03:52.959 I'm like craving pizza right now. 1294 01:03:53.003 --> 01:03:55.266 I think I'm having a sympathy craving. 1295 01:03:55.309 --> 01:03:57.921 -You always want pizza. - That's true. 1296 01:03:57.964 --> 01:04:00.488 The question is, "Do you want pizza?" 1297 01:04:00.532 --> 01:04:03.143 And if you do, say we order it now or later? 1298 01:04:03.187 --> 01:04:05.754 I should probably go... 1299 01:04:05.798 --> 01:04:07.582 -actually. - What? 1300 01:04:07.626 --> 01:04:10.194 We're gonna watch season nine of Friends. 1301 01:04:10.237 --> 01:04:12.152 I think I'm just gonna watch it at home. 1302 01:04:17.766 --> 01:04:20.073 -Did I do something? - No. 1303 01:04:20.117 --> 01:04:22.771 I just have to be up super early tomorrow 1304 01:04:22.815 --> 01:04:25.992 and I've been here all day. 1305 01:04:26.036 --> 01:04:27.994 Thank you for that, by the way. 1306 01:04:28.038 --> 01:04:30.475 Thank you for thanking me. 1307 01:04:31.302 --> 01:04:33.304 Yeah, so that right there. 1308 01:04:33.957 --> 01:04:35.480 What? 1309 01:04:35.523 --> 01:04:37.264 You... you got sad. 1310 01:04:38.875 --> 01:04:42.095 Please... don't see when I'm sad. 1311 01:04:42.748 --> 01:04:43.836 Please. 1312 01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:45.185 What's going on? 1313 01:04:47.971 --> 01:04:49.233 I think... 1314 01:04:51.104 --> 01:04:55.892 I think that we should have better boundaries. 1315 01:05:03.987 --> 01:05:05.945 Was it the party? 1316 01:05:05.989 --> 01:05:07.729 Was it the party? I'm sorry. 1317 01:05:07.773 --> 01:05:09.949 No. Yes, but... 1318 01:05:09.993 --> 01:05:12.996 No, it's, it's... everything. 1319 01:05:13.039 --> 01:05:16.782 It's like we spend way too much time together. 1320 01:05:16.825 --> 01:05:18.610 I basically only hanging out with you. 1321 01:05:18.653 --> 01:05:20.351 I don't hang out with anybody else. 1322 01:05:20.394 --> 01:05:22.440 -What's the point? -What's the point of what? 1323 01:05:22.483 --> 01:05:24.572 What is the point of hanging out? 1324 01:05:25.399 --> 01:05:26.444 What? 1325 01:05:26.487 --> 01:05:30.578 We've spent so much time together. 1326 01:05:30.622 --> 01:05:34.887 And yet you still see me as like this, like, naive woman. 1327 01:05:34.931 --> 01:05:36.671 -That's not true. -And you're like... 1328 01:05:36.715 --> 01:05:40.588 You're always trying to, like, do things for me, like I'm some 1329 01:05:40.632 --> 01:05:42.416 -charity case like... -What? 1330 01:05:42.460 --> 01:05:44.244 I did stuff on my own. 1331 01:05:44.288 --> 01:05:45.854 I know that! 1332 01:05:45.898 --> 01:05:48.161 Do you... Do you seriously think I'm that shitty of a friend? 1333 01:05:48.205 --> 01:05:49.554 Okay, "friend". 1334 01:05:49.597 --> 01:05:51.469 Are we friends? 1335 01:05:52.296 --> 01:05:53.340 Are we? 1336 01:05:57.431 --> 01:06:01.218 I, I don't know. I... 1337 01:06:01.261 --> 01:06:06.049 I think that if we are, in order for this to work, 1338 01:06:06.092 --> 01:06:07.441 we shouldn't be. 1339 01:06:13.752 --> 01:06:15.536 I will see you on Wednesday. 1340 01:06:16.581 --> 01:06:17.625 Okay. 1341 01:06:23.109 --> 01:06:25.068 Hey, I'll, uh, see you Wednesday. 1342 01:06:26.286 --> 01:06:27.287 Okay. 1343 01:08:09.737 --> 01:08:11.174 I'll send the doctor right in. 1344 01:08:11.217 --> 01:08:12.436 Thanks. 1345 01:08:15.482 --> 01:08:18.050 What's goin' on? What's with you two? 1346 01:08:25.884 --> 01:08:27.625 This is how we are now. 1347 01:08:38.026 --> 01:08:39.985 Hey, could you, uh... 1348 01:08:40.028 --> 01:08:43.031 Could you update the food log again? 1349 01:08:45.643 --> 01:08:47.775 -Uh, sure. -Great. 1350 01:08:49.037 --> 01:08:50.474 That'd be great 'cause... 1351 01:08:50.517 --> 01:08:56.132 since we're not eating meals together so much, um... 1352 01:08:56.175 --> 01:08:58.612 it would just be great to have a sense of... 1353 01:08:58.656 --> 01:08:59.831 Yeah, of course. 1354 01:09:04.227 --> 01:09:05.228 Hi. 1355 01:09:05.271 --> 01:09:06.577 I'm Shayleen. 1356 01:09:06.620 --> 01:09:09.449 Welcome to Koala House Birth Center 1357 01:09:09.493 --> 01:09:11.625 for Learning and Feeling. 1358 01:09:11.669 --> 01:09:14.715 Um, I love the miracle of birth. 1359 01:09:15.934 --> 01:09:17.240 Even more than that 1360 01:09:17.283 --> 01:09:19.677 I love empowering couples within the process. 1361 01:09:19.720 --> 01:09:23.768 So it is truly my pleasure 1362 01:09:23.811 --> 01:09:27.293 to be on this journey with you. 1363 01:09:27.337 --> 01:09:30.209 And I'd like to start class with a cleansing breath. 1364 01:09:47.531 --> 01:09:51.230 I am Matt and this is my baby. 1365 01:09:51.274 --> 01:09:52.884 And you partner? 1366 01:09:52.927 --> 01:09:55.800 Uh, no. She's not my partner. 1367 01:09:55.843 --> 01:09:57.497 We're feminists. 1368 01:09:57.541 --> 01:09:58.759 Um... 1369 01:10:00.718 --> 01:10:03.416 This is Anna. Uh, she's my surrogate. 1370 01:10:03.460 --> 01:10:08.116 Wonderful, and is there a third partner? 1371 01:10:10.902 --> 01:10:11.903 No. 1372 01:10:14.253 --> 01:10:15.385 Wonderful. 1373 01:10:18.257 --> 01:10:20.433 Just letting go of the third partner idea. 1374 01:10:23.219 --> 01:10:24.829 Hi, I'm Ivy. 1375 01:10:24.872 --> 01:10:26.483 Uh, this is Jackie. 1376 01:10:26.526 --> 01:10:29.747 And this is really bonded us in a way that... 1377 01:10:29.790 --> 01:10:32.793 More so than ever before, I feel like we are one. 1378 01:10:32.837 --> 01:10:35.056 -Yeah. -About to be... 1379 01:10:35.100 --> 01:10:36.623 -three. -Three. 1380 01:10:36.667 --> 01:10:39.844 I love you. - I love you. 1381 01:10:39.887 --> 01:10:41.411 And you're pushing, pushing, 1382 01:10:41.454 --> 01:10:43.717 pushing, pushing, pushing. And you're getting through it. 1383 01:10:43.761 --> 01:10:45.937 And you're getting through it and you're surviving. 1384 01:10:45.980 --> 01:10:47.808 And then you gonna push. 1385 01:10:48.766 --> 01:10:50.246 And then you got your baby. 1386 01:10:51.029 --> 01:10:52.813 Just breathe. 1387 01:10:52.857 --> 01:10:56.164 Breathe in your partner's support. Good. 1388 01:10:56.208 --> 01:10:57.905 Breathe. 1389 01:10:57.949 --> 01:11:00.299 And I definitely recommend late-clamping. 1390 01:11:00.343 --> 01:11:02.388 And you can still do skin-to-skin. 1391 01:11:02.432 --> 01:11:04.216 Well, just flop 'em right on you 1392 01:11:04.260 --> 01:11:06.262 while you wait the four to seven minutes 1393 01:11:06.305 --> 01:11:08.612 for the pulsing to conclude, okay? 1394 01:11:08.655 --> 01:11:11.919 The umbilical cord doesn't have a lot of reach. Don't pull it. 1395 01:11:11.963 --> 01:11:14.052 Baby will be here. 1396 01:11:14.095 --> 01:11:16.446 Not here. Here. 1397 01:11:16.489 --> 01:11:18.186 I just wanna say... 1398 01:11:18.230 --> 01:11:21.799 I think what you are doing is so brave. 1399 01:11:21.842 --> 01:11:22.930 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1400 01:11:25.411 --> 01:11:28.066 Okay, move to the hips. 1401 01:11:28.109 --> 01:11:29.589 Move to the hips. 1402 01:11:30.590 --> 01:11:32.375 Yes. 1403 01:11:32.418 --> 01:11:35.595 What about our situation? 1404 01:11:35.639 --> 01:11:38.294 Yeah, I... obviously won't be doing skin-to-skin. 1405 01:11:38.337 --> 01:11:39.512 But Papa can. 1406 01:11:39.556 --> 01:11:41.209 All the Papas can. 1407 01:11:41.253 --> 01:11:43.821 You just wanna wear shirt that can easily open up 1408 01:11:43.864 --> 01:11:46.084 and then we just pull up a little stool. 1409 01:11:46.127 --> 01:11:47.520 Sit right there. 1410 01:11:47.564 --> 01:11:49.566 -And he'll do the skin-to-skin. - Breathe. 1411 01:11:51.394 --> 01:11:53.526 -Breathe. - 1412 01:11:53.570 --> 01:11:55.659 Anyway, good luck. 1413 01:11:55.702 --> 01:11:56.877 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1414 01:11:58.444 --> 01:11:59.489 You too. 1415 01:11:59.532 --> 01:12:00.751 So just to be clear... 1416 01:12:00.794 --> 01:12:03.057 he would be on a stool 1417 01:12:03.101 --> 01:12:06.757 between my legs for four to seven minutes 1418 01:12:06.800 --> 01:12:09.455 while the baby is still tethered to me... 1419 01:12:10.108 --> 01:12:11.544 my insides? 1420 01:12:11.588 --> 01:12:14.025 Yes. Is that a problem? 1421 01:12:19.900 --> 01:12:21.598 Standing position two. 1422 01:12:24.601 --> 01:12:26.690 Now let's practice the words of encouragement 1423 01:12:26.733 --> 01:12:28.169 that we talked about. 1424 01:12:32.565 --> 01:12:35.089 This is really important. 1425 01:12:41.922 --> 01:12:45.448 You really, uh... You doing, you doing okay. 1426 01:12:48.538 --> 01:12:50.496 You're doing really good. 1427 01:12:50.540 --> 01:12:51.802 You're doing good. 1428 01:12:53.543 --> 01:12:54.848 You're the best. 1429 01:12:58.678 --> 01:13:00.027 You're the best. 1430 01:13:14.564 --> 01:13:15.652 Ah... 1431 01:13:41.678 --> 01:13:43.854 Hi, um... 1432 01:13:43.897 --> 01:13:46.378 Uh, so this is happening. 1433 01:13:49.294 --> 01:13:52.645 There's no signs of a rupture or vasa previa, 1434 01:13:52.689 --> 01:13:54.125 placenta is in good shape. 1435 01:13:54.168 --> 01:13:57.171 Baby's heartbeat is strong, movement is normal. 1436 01:13:57.215 --> 01:13:59.739 All signs point to pre-labor... 1437 01:13:59.783 --> 01:14:01.828 But she... she's only 34 weeks. 1438 01:14:01.872 --> 01:14:03.787 Pre-labor doesn't always mean labor is close. 1439 01:14:03.830 --> 01:14:06.616 You're only 25 percent effaced. 1440 01:14:06.659 --> 01:14:08.400 But the baby is sitting very low. 1441 01:14:08.444 --> 01:14:09.836 I recommend staying off your feet. 1442 01:14:33.860 --> 01:14:36.123 I never picture this... 1443 01:14:37.168 --> 01:14:41.389 being friends or... 1444 01:14:41.433 --> 01:14:42.478 I don't think... 1445 01:14:45.959 --> 01:14:48.658 All the reading in pamphlets and stuff about... 1446 01:14:50.529 --> 01:14:53.619 separating from the baby like... 1447 01:14:54.707 --> 01:14:56.056 There's... 1448 01:14:58.145 --> 01:15:01.235 There's nothing about like losing the Dad. 1449 01:15:02.933 --> 01:15:04.021 Hey. 1450 01:15:06.458 --> 01:15:08.112 We're not gonna lose each other. 1451 01:15:09.635 --> 01:15:14.161 You're gonna have Lamp and I'm gonna be in Vermont 1452 01:15:14.205 --> 01:15:15.902 -and... -What? 1453 01:15:18.644 --> 01:15:21.821 I... I got into school. 1454 01:15:23.214 --> 01:15:26.739 -You got into school? -Yeah. 1455 01:15:26.783 --> 01:15:28.654 -Get out of here. - 1456 01:15:31.570 --> 01:15:33.093 You kidding me? 1457 01:15:34.617 --> 01:15:37.881 Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you. 1458 01:15:37.924 --> 01:15:40.971 -Not in a dad-way, just... -I know... 1459 01:15:42.102 --> 01:15:44.496 I... congratulations. 1460 01:15:47.978 --> 01:15:50.676 -Why are you crying? - 1461 01:15:50.720 --> 01:15:52.635 I don't know because... 1462 01:15:53.897 --> 01:15:55.376 Because I love you. 1463 01:15:59.555 --> 01:16:00.947 You love me how? 1464 01:16:00.991 --> 01:16:03.950 Like in a... Like a normal way. 1465 01:16:03.994 --> 01:16:05.952 -Like a not a gross way. -Yeah. 1466 01:16:05.996 --> 01:16:09.086 Like, like a boring way. Like... 1467 01:16:17.660 --> 01:16:20.140 I love you too, by the way. 1468 01:16:20.184 --> 01:16:21.664 Hope that's obvious. 1469 01:16:25.493 --> 01:16:26.582 I know. 1470 01:16:32.196 --> 01:16:33.284 I know. 1471 01:17:05.446 --> 01:17:06.665 Look, it rolls. 1472 01:17:30.689 --> 01:17:32.299 Why are you groaning? 1473 01:17:32.343 --> 01:17:35.041 This is harder than I thought it would be. 1474 01:17:43.354 --> 01:17:46.444 The show is so fucking dumb. 1475 01:17:50.361 --> 01:17:53.103 Cross it over into the middle. 1476 01:17:53.146 --> 01:17:56.497 Then take some hair on the same side. 1477 01:17:56.541 --> 01:17:58.282 This looks good. 1478 01:17:58.325 --> 01:18:01.372 So you must be getting pretty excited. 1479 01:18:03.766 --> 01:18:05.115 Yeah. 1480 01:18:05.158 --> 01:18:07.421 Uh, very nervous. 1481 01:18:07.465 --> 01:18:09.119 Very excited. 1482 01:18:09.162 --> 01:18:11.251 I don't know what I'm in for. There's no way to know 1483 01:18:11.295 --> 01:18:13.253 until you're, you're, you're doing it, I guess. 1484 01:18:13.297 --> 01:18:17.083 So, yeah, excited, nervous, but good nervous. 1485 01:18:17.127 --> 01:18:20.913 Um, my mucus plug dropped. 1486 01:18:20.957 --> 01:18:23.655 And I've had my bloody show. 1487 01:18:23.699 --> 01:18:25.918 Our bloody show? Sorry. 1488 01:18:25.962 --> 01:18:28.660 -Our bloody show. -I think you can say yours. 1489 01:18:29.922 --> 01:18:31.707 Uh, no, I think it's our bloody show. 1490 01:18:31.750 --> 01:18:33.317 Is it? - Yeah. 1491 01:18:33.360 --> 01:18:35.885 You know since you pushed me on it, it's your bloody show. 1492 01:18:35.928 --> 01:18:38.888 -It's his bloody show -Well, it's my bloody show. 1493 01:18:38.931 --> 01:18:41.673 Is that gross to... Is that gross to tell you? 1494 01:18:41.717 --> 01:18:44.197 I'm here to, to hear whatever... 1495 01:18:44.241 --> 01:18:46.591 whatever it is that you want to tell me. 1496 01:18:49.246 --> 01:18:51.422 Anything else that you like to discuss? 1497 01:18:51.465 --> 01:18:52.815 We finished Friends. 1498 01:18:55.295 --> 01:18:57.167 Yeah, we did. 1499 01:18:57.210 --> 01:19:00.300 We watched all of Friends. 1500 01:19:15.794 --> 01:19:17.274 Do you want to, um... 1501 01:19:18.057 --> 01:19:20.320 hold hands and eat candy 1502 01:19:20.364 --> 01:19:22.583 and continue not sleeping together? 1503 01:19:26.239 --> 01:19:27.763 I thought you'd never ask. 1504 01:19:58.315 --> 01:19:59.359 Matt. 1505 01:20:00.186 --> 01:20:01.231 Matt. 1506 01:20:01.274 --> 01:20:02.275 Yeah. 1507 01:20:02.319 --> 01:20:04.364 -I... -What is it, Anna? 1508 01:20:04.408 --> 01:20:05.713 I had a contraction. 1509 01:20:05.757 --> 01:20:07.803 It's early, right? It's early. 1510 01:20:07.846 --> 01:20:09.065 Oh, you're early? 1511 01:20:09.108 --> 01:20:11.632 Uh, I, I not like scary early. 1512 01:20:11.676 --> 01:20:12.764 I think it's like a week, 1513 01:20:12.808 --> 01:20:14.200 -right? -Okay. 1514 01:20:14.244 --> 01:20:15.985 Time it. We have to time it. 1515 01:20:16.028 --> 01:20:17.160 That's... 1516 01:20:18.683 --> 01:20:21.164 Time. Uh, I gotta get my phone. 1517 01:20:21.207 --> 01:20:24.123 Okay. Could you give me some water, first? 1518 01:20:24.167 --> 01:20:25.864 Yes, water. Water. 1519 01:20:25.908 --> 01:20:27.083 Okay. 1520 01:20:38.137 --> 01:20:40.183 Why didn't you do that earlier? 1521 01:20:40.226 --> 01:20:41.575 I don't know! 1522 01:21:05.295 --> 01:21:07.558 You're supposed to be encouraging me! 1523 01:21:07.601 --> 01:21:10.343 You're doing great! 1524 01:21:10.387 --> 01:21:11.997 Aw! -You're doing so good! 1525 01:21:12.041 --> 01:21:13.303 Just, uh... 1526 01:21:13.346 --> 01:21:15.653 I don't believe anything you're saying right now! 1527 01:21:33.453 --> 01:21:36.152 How... how far apart are they now? 1528 01:21:36.195 --> 01:21:38.458 That's, uh, well, eight minutes. 1529 01:21:39.111 --> 01:21:40.634 -Still? -Yeah. 1530 01:21:43.463 --> 01:21:45.813 Here we go. Nice and cold. 1531 01:21:45.857 --> 01:21:47.119 Just like you like it. 1532 01:21:48.120 --> 01:21:49.948 -There you go. -Thanks. 1533 01:21:49.992 --> 01:21:51.689 -Whoa! Whoa! Oh, my God! 1534 01:21:51.732 --> 01:21:53.952 -Whoa! Are you okay? -I... yeah. 1535 01:21:53.996 --> 01:21:56.302 Oh, wow! I... I gonna go... 1536 01:21:56.346 --> 01:21:57.695 I gonna go get... change my shirt. 1537 01:21:57.738 --> 01:21:59.871 -What? -I, I gotta have a button-down 1538 01:21:59.915 --> 01:22:01.394 -for skin-on-skin. -Okay. 1539 01:22:01.438 --> 01:22:02.700 This is, uh... This is it! 1540 01:22:02.743 --> 01:22:04.615 Can you get... Can you get me a pair of pants? 1541 01:22:04.658 --> 01:22:05.659 Yes! 1542 01:22:06.225 --> 01:22:07.270 Okay, too fast. 1543 01:22:07.313 --> 01:22:08.445 -You're going too fast. -Okay. 1544 01:22:08.488 --> 01:22:10.099 It's happening. 1545 01:22:10.142 --> 01:22:11.578 Okay. 1546 01:22:11.622 --> 01:22:13.580 Date today. Oh, my God, what is today? 1547 01:22:13.624 --> 01:22:15.365 Today, today is Lamp's birthday. What is it? 1548 01:22:19.804 --> 01:22:21.458 Good. You wanna sit down now? 1549 01:22:21.501 --> 01:22:23.373 No? Keep moving, keep moving. All right. 1550 01:22:34.558 --> 01:22:36.821 You're doing great! - 1551 01:22:44.437 --> 01:22:46.439 Do you want some, uh... 1552 01:22:46.483 --> 01:22:50.008 like some ice cream down the hall or... 1553 01:22:50.052 --> 01:22:52.619 I don't want... I don't think I can have ice cream. 1554 01:22:52.663 --> 01:22:54.143 Yeah. Okay. 1555 01:22:54.186 --> 01:22:55.448 There you go. 1556 01:22:59.670 --> 01:23:03.500 Okay, if you want the epidural, it's now or never. 1557 01:23:03.543 --> 01:23:04.980 Yes, I want the... 1558 01:23:06.459 --> 01:23:08.809 Keep it up! Push! Good, good! 1559 01:23:08.853 --> 01:23:10.550 Bear down. Push! 1560 01:23:10.594 --> 01:23:12.074 - Push! 1561 01:23:12.857 --> 01:23:14.511 Okay. Push, Anna. 1562 01:23:14.554 --> 01:23:15.686 Push! 1563 01:23:15.729 --> 01:23:18.036 Push! Push! 1564 01:23:18.080 --> 01:23:19.733 Push! 1565 01:23:19.777 --> 01:23:21.039 Push, Anna! 1566 01:23:22.345 --> 01:23:23.911 Don't stop now, Anna. 1567 01:23:23.955 --> 01:23:25.174 You can rest in a minute. 1568 01:23:25.217 --> 01:23:27.698 Push, Anna. Push, push! 1569 01:23:27.741 --> 01:23:30.657 -You can do this. Push! 1570 01:23:31.571 --> 01:23:33.965 Push, push, push! 1571 01:23:34.009 --> 01:23:38.143 Push, Anna. Good, good! We're crowning! 1572 01:23:38.187 --> 01:23:41.016 Okay, we're gonna push again in another 30 seconds. 1573 01:23:41.059 --> 01:23:42.713 -"We". - Oh, my God. 1574 01:23:42.756 --> 01:23:44.062 I can see... 1575 01:23:44.106 --> 01:23:46.282 I can see Lamp's head! 1576 01:23:46.325 --> 01:23:47.674 Lamp has hair! 1577 01:23:50.677 --> 01:23:54.029 You are so amazing. 1578 01:23:54.072 --> 01:23:55.900 I'm really happy for you. 1579 01:23:58.816 --> 01:24:01.123 Okay, Anna, here we go! 1580 01:24:01.166 --> 01:24:02.907 Take a deep breath. 1581 01:24:02.950 --> 01:24:06.215 -Push! Push! 1582 01:24:06.258 --> 01:24:08.478 Good, good. That's right. 1583 01:24:09.566 --> 01:24:10.654 Push! 1584 01:24:13.048 --> 01:24:14.745 There you go! 1585 01:24:14.788 --> 01:24:16.486 We got it! 1586 01:24:32.371 --> 01:24:34.591 Oh, God! 1587 01:24:34.634 --> 01:24:36.723 Oh, my God! 1588 01:24:37.376 --> 01:24:38.725 Hey, Lamp! 1589 01:24:40.075 --> 01:24:41.815 Hey, there. 1590 01:24:46.690 --> 01:24:49.519 Oh, my God. Welcome. 1591 01:24:53.436 --> 01:24:55.046 Welcome to the world. 1592 01:24:56.917 --> 01:24:58.484 You're so beautiful. 1593 01:25:02.009 --> 01:25:03.794 Oh, my God. 1594 01:26:21.001 --> 01:26:24.440 At the mercy