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Do you think I should
get her ears pierced?
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- I don't know!
- Yeah!
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I didn't get mine pierced
until I was 14, I think?
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Yeah, I think that's right.
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Yes, she's grandma's little angel.
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Right? Grandma's little angel.
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- She sleeps so well.
- She does.
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Just share that with everybody.
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Let me get my phone
and we'll take a picture. Keep on going.
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Okay, look over here, guys.
One, two, three...
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Smile, faith!
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- Dad is gonna document this whole life.
- That's right.
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- Still a tiny, tiny, thing.
- I'll take a selfie.
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Whose nose do you think she has?
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- Yours.
- I think it might be Omar's.
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Grandpa.
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It's me.
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Look at this. Look, look, look.
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She always grabs my finger.
No matter what she does.
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Is that your happy face?
She likes to grab your finger.
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She loves it.
She just holds my hand.
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Look at this, look at this.
She won't let go!
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- So funny!
- We're in a good family!
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I'm sorry, baby faith.
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God took your daddy.
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♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
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♪ The muffin man, the muffin man? ♪
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♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
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♪ Who lives on drury Lane? ♪
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- Who loves you?
- Mama!
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Where are you?
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I love you, grandpa.
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Now, he's taken you.
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"Blessed are those who mourn,
for they shall be comforted.
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For it is not the will of my father
who is in heaven
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that one of these little ones
should perish."
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Then why is she in the box?
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Where was our father
when she got sick?
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Please rise and join me
in reciting psalm 23
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from the old testament for the spirit
of faith Elizabeth amable-amo-fareed.
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- "The lord is my Shepherd."
- "The lord is my Shepherd."
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- "I shall not want."
- "I shall not want."
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"He maketh me
to lie down in green pastures."
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"He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures."
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"He restoreth my soul."
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Who kills innocent healers and children?
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Daddy. We have to have faith.
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I have no faith.
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Breakfast!
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Sheila tranquinila,
how does your garden grow?
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Well, the rabbits seem to be enjoying it.
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I'll pick up some meshed wire.
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Hmm. That's what you said last summer.
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Well, last summer I lied.
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This summer, I promise.
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I really do need that wire mesh.
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That ladies home and garden contest
is fast approaching.
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How do I help you?
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Ask whozit, your eternal love lord.
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You know, if you make fun
of my faith one more time,
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I'm going to stop speaking to you.
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Let me think about that.
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I'd better get to work.
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That's a really good idea.
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You are getting on my last nerve.
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Be ready to forgive again and again...
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And again. Amen.
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Oh, god.
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Good morning, Mr. Amable-amo.
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Would you like to be undisturbed?
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Disturb me at will, Karen.
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Um...
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Mr. Amable-amo,
your daughter is here.
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Send her in, please.
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Hi, daddy.
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Hi.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Thanks for seeing me.
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Oh, please.
As if I wouldn't see my baby.
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How are you, huh? Sit down.
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- A little situation.
- Oh.
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The pipes in the school's bathroom burst
and flooded the kitchen!
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- I'm really sorry, baby.
- Yeah, well.
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Uh, can you run an after-school program
if you're not actually open after school?
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How much is it gonna cost to fix?
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Um, just $5,000.
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But I'm already three months late
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on my mortgage payment, daddy.
I'm so...
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I see. Your mom and I could help.
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No, you already do so much.
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We can do more.
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Hey, Daniel. Hey, Bruce.
What's going on? Janice!
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Oh, daddy.
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Come on, baby. That's okay.
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That's me. Best job ever.
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Oh, I love you.
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So, Mr. A... oh, sorry! Interrupting!
Nuisance guy! Private moment!
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No, no! I'm sorry. He's...
My dad, he's just...
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I... I... I wish I knew more dads
who were... just.
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This is Gabe berkowitz,
my new assistant vp for compliance.
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This is my daughter.
Audrey amable-amo-fareed.
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Hi. Of course. Hi.
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Words are worthless to say anything
meaningful about your losses, so I'll...
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So I'll stop trying to use 'em. Words.
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I know.
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Okay. I love you, daddy. Bye.
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Um, you know, your dad told me
about the work that you do.
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If you ever need a mountain biker
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who's also a world-class
ukulele player...
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- I'll be there.
- Oh.
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- Cool.
- Okay.
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Well, hello there, hot dog! Huh?
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What are you doing here?
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Where'd you come from? Huh?
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Well, some very inclusive person
is missing you.
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Come here, little belly.
Come here, little belly.
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Oh, that's a little belly boy.
Wanna get some water?
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Anything else
you need from me, Mr. A?
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Yes. I want the bank to do more.
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More for who? Or whom.
Is it who or whom?
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Whom. Everybody.
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- Hmm.
- Our community.
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Audrey, my daughter is...
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Well, your daughter's
gonna miss another payment.
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The thing is, the examiner
isn't gonna care.
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He's gonna foreclose.
And we are a bank.
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Oh, really? Gee! Since when?
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The thing is, they will shut you down,
if you don't follow the rules.
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- When's our criminal defense due?
- Two days.
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Okay. Well, let's get ready
to be examined.
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Shave all your body hair.
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Okay, okay.
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Fist bump? Good talk.
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Oh, boy.
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"Joe, it's god. I have chosen you
for a special mission.
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I could have done
the whole burning bush thing,
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but all the plants in your office
are artificial."
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Um, very funny!
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Um, whoever hacked into my computer
and left me an attractive
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and grammatically correct
message from, uh...
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Oh. It's a bad idea.
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Whoever hacked my computer,
uh, no need to confess.
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Please, just UN-hack it.
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And, uh, thank you all
for your kind attention to my...
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Psychotic outbursts.
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All right. Whoever this is,
you want a playmate? Here you go.
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"Hey there, god.
About time I heard from you.
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Let's meet for lunch to discuss..."
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Oh!
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"Resist the sarcasm, Joe.
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Rather, behold and believe!"
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Karen, my printer prints in black, right?
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Yes, sir. Problem?
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There's someone that's trying...
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Ah, what?
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What?
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Thanks, Karen.
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"I'll give you a more traditional sign.
A big white dove will tap your window,
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wink at you, flap three times, fly away."
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Winking white dove drone.
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Very impressive.
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Hey, Gabe!
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Are you in control of all of this?
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Oh!
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Oh! I'll call the copy machine people.
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It's okay. It's just being innovative.
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First American bank examination report?
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"I want you free
to concentrate on your mission."
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Well, what's my mission?
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Wait. Puppy dog.
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Hmm. Wait.
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Sand wedge.
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Go give that to Joe.
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Good boy!
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Good boy!
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You have reached
Sheila amable-amo.
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Please leave a message.
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Hi.
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What have you got?
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Huh? What's this?
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"Sometimes we forget to remember
what we have known all of our lives."
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Such as the power of faith
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to fill us with the power
to change our lives.
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"In an instant of revelation."
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Do you have to travel to the revelation
or can I stay in the air conditioning?
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Well, you know, honey, I've always
enjoyed the fact you're a little nuts.
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It's part of your charm.
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So, uh...
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- What's the mission?
- Yes.
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It's so ludicrous
that you're gonna say what I did.
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How could god,
given all the strife in the world,
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care about such a mission?
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Wouldn't, couldn't, so doesn't.
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Okay. So, the mission is
three, two, one...
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Win the golf championship
of the world entire.
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I told you!
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That is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard
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since probably the last
most ridiculous thing!
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Ah!
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I don't know if this is relevant,
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but there's a really big dove
on your head.
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- Is it pooping?
- No.
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It just winked at me.
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It did that to me too!
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Oh, Joseph, I haven't seen that smile
in such a long time.
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I'm not smiling. I'm grimacing.
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No, querido. That's a smile.
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I'm a little scared.
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Me too.
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But I figure that's par for the course.
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We haven't had this much to drink, right?
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No.
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Can we agree that what just happened
just happened?
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What are we gonna do?
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Well, I could take you
to the mental hospital or...
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You could accept
that not a prankster, not a hacker,
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but the almighty... chose you.
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And you could follow the instructions.
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You believe that this was...
Is an act of god?
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I not only believe.
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I am overjoyed
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that god has chosen Joseph amable-amo.
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And maybe it's no accident
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that your name means
what god needs you to be.
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Joe kind-love.
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But golf?
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I think you should go.
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All right.
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Are they kidding?
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Okay.
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Oh, wow.
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Could be someone's
a fabulous bird trainer...
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Or not.
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Boy.
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Wow.
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Could be set for a weird zombie movie...
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Or not.
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Hey, it's you again.
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What have you got there?
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Hey! What's this? What's this?
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"Amable-amo Joseph.
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Kind-love Joe, hit some warm-up shots.
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Dog's name is sand wedge."
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You Sandy or wedgie for short?
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Ah. Sandy, of course.
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Wedgie would be a little risqué
for a divine operation like this.
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Aw, man!
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Phew!
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Not bad! For a stove-up
old banker.
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Herb.
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Joe amable-amo.
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I reckon the almighty lord
already told you about me, yeah?
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Almighty lord?
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Almighty plus lord, a.L. Al...
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Whoa.
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Heck, well, you know,
I kind of figured, uh...
259
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I kind of figured we were on the brink
of getting updates from the beyond.
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Whoo, these are old. Yeah.
261
00:21:56.692 --> 00:21:59.653
While you were figuring out
what you needed to figure out
262
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to get you to show up here, yeah?
263
00:22:01.780 --> 00:22:04.283
Well, that's interesting figuring, herb.
264
00:22:05.033 --> 00:22:07.911
Well, can't say I blame you
for having your doubts.
265
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About the almighty or my golf game?
266
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Well, I mean,
who could doubt the almighty?
267
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Me, I could. I have. I do.
268
00:22:16.253 --> 00:22:18.964
And I'm not up for this ludicrous mission.
269
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Unless you have a robotics person
who can give me back
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the body and game I had when I was 30.
271
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Well, my part in this mission is, Joe,
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I get you to trust and believe.
273
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And your part is to turn all of that
self-doubt right there into faith.
274
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Now how 'bout...
275
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How 'bout you hit me a ball?
276
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What if I say no?
277
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You say no,
I give you money for gas
278
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and you go back to the incredible
excitement of your current life in...
279
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh.
280
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High finance!
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Trust in a higher purpose
than you figured was your highest purpose.
282
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Lots of things are possible, Joe.
283
00:23:04.343 --> 00:23:05.719
I'd love to cooperate,
284
00:23:06.845 --> 00:23:10.641
but when my daughter
lost her husband and child,
285
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and what she continues
to sacrifice her life for,
286
00:23:13.352 --> 00:23:16.563
a non-profit school for homeless kids.
287
00:23:16.647 --> 00:23:17.940
That's my...
288
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She and those kids. I mean...
289
00:23:25.864 --> 00:23:28.450
Well, then, heck, Joe!
I mean, cash in then!
290
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Cash it in!
291
00:23:30.536 --> 00:23:34.248
I don't know if you or mighty al know,
292
00:23:34.331 --> 00:23:39.169
but amateurs can't receive cash prizes.
293
00:23:40.796 --> 00:23:42.297
I'm thinking endorsements.
294
00:23:42.381 --> 00:23:44.550
Endorsements?
295
00:23:46.426 --> 00:23:49.054
Senile-guy swim diapers.
296
00:23:51.723 --> 00:23:54.226
Stair lifts with built-in bedpans.
297
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They don't have those, do they?
298
00:23:57.396 --> 00:23:59.731
Talking stool softeners.
299
00:24:03.819 --> 00:24:05.195
That is funny!
300
00:24:05.279 --> 00:24:06.405
I haven't seen those.
301
00:24:07.364 --> 00:24:10.659
Walk-in bathtub with...
302
00:24:11.243 --> 00:24:12.578
Salad bar.
303
00:24:12.661 --> 00:24:14.538
And more! You know, sponge cake!
304
00:24:14.621 --> 00:24:15.914
Sponge cake.
305
00:24:17.165 --> 00:24:18.792
They've never had
a spokesperson.
306
00:24:19.793 --> 00:24:21.044
Sponge cake.
307
00:24:21.128 --> 00:24:24.464
Thirty-five years is too long.
308
00:24:35.851 --> 00:24:37.269
Ah!
309
00:24:39.563 --> 00:24:41.231
Oh, it was just like that movie.
310
00:24:41.815 --> 00:24:43.609
You know, close encounters
of the third kind.
311
00:24:43.692 --> 00:24:45.694
The light was on me.
And it wasn't for a long time,
312
00:24:45.777 --> 00:24:48.822
but it was on me and it was weird.
313
00:24:48.906 --> 00:24:52.451
I don't know. Some kind
of atmospheric anomaly. I don't know.
314
00:24:54.077 --> 00:24:57.122
Maybe what you thought
was an atmospheric anomaly
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was really a message from god.
316
00:25:04.379 --> 00:25:07.382
Or maybe it was an atmospheric anomaly.
317
00:25:07.466 --> 00:25:12.638
Joseph... no one, no one thing
318
00:25:12.721 --> 00:25:15.641
can force you back
to the faith you once had.
319
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I'm gonna change my concept
to what a day is.
320
00:25:21.104 --> 00:25:24.691
Hmm. I'm interested
in how you're gonna do that.
321
00:25:26.443 --> 00:25:29.446
Go to bed at 9:00, and wake up at 4:00.
322
00:25:29.530 --> 00:25:30.906
Theory being?
323
00:25:31.949 --> 00:25:35.536
A two-hour head start
on the rest of the world every day.
324
00:25:36.286 --> 00:25:39.873
Hmm. Maybe a way to hit 200 golf balls
325
00:25:39.957 --> 00:25:42.543
and run a bank and spend
enough time with your wife
326
00:25:42.626 --> 00:25:44.461
that she doesn't abandon you.
327
00:25:46.380 --> 00:25:47.631
Until further notice,
328
00:25:47.714 --> 00:25:50.843
I'll be coming in at 6:00
and leaving at 3:00.
329
00:25:50.926 --> 00:25:52.177
Thank you.
330
00:25:56.348 --> 00:25:58.809
Thanks for helping me
with this office.
331
00:25:58.892 --> 00:26:00.811
Hey, boss. Love the new hours.
332
00:26:00.894 --> 00:26:04.064
For me, not for you, Gabe.
333
00:26:04.147 --> 00:26:06.441
Knew it. Uh, oh, and great job
on those two reports.
334
00:26:06.525 --> 00:26:08.461
Looked them over. First time
I didn't make any mistakes.
335
00:26:08.485 --> 00:26:12.489
Oh, and also, I set up the exit interview
with the examiner for Friday at 11:00.
336
00:26:12.573 --> 00:26:14.700
Looking forward to that like a root canal.
337
00:26:14.783 --> 00:26:17.619
Oh, no, you should try a root canal.
You know what? My mom had one
338
00:26:17.703 --> 00:26:19.514
and she said that it was really
like a twilight sleep...
339
00:26:19.538 --> 00:26:20.914
- Gabe?
- Yep?
340
00:26:20.998 --> 00:26:24.793
If Audrey and I wanted
to start riding a bike,
341
00:26:24.877 --> 00:26:29.214
what would you suggest we do first
342
00:26:29.298 --> 00:26:32.301
after, say, buying the bike?
343
00:26:33.552 --> 00:26:34.553
Pedal?
344
00:26:37.514 --> 00:26:41.226
Now. Give these babies a try.
345
00:26:42.644 --> 00:26:47.149
Okay? Thing I taught nicklaus
was, slow down at the top.
346
00:26:47.232 --> 00:26:49.484
Finish your backswing
before starting your downswing.
347
00:26:49.568 --> 00:26:51.212
It worked pretty good
for old Jackson, huh?
348
00:26:51.236 --> 00:26:52.654
You taught Jack nicklaus.
349
00:26:52.738 --> 00:26:54.656
One lesson, all it took.
350
00:26:54.740 --> 00:26:56.909
Here, hit this.
351
00:26:56.992 --> 00:27:00.662
All the way back, all the way through.
Think ballet.
352
00:27:01.246 --> 00:27:04.875
Right? So that club you got right there,
I call it Joe's slice hotch,
353
00:27:04.958 --> 00:27:06.877
and this one right here
is your hook hotch.
354
00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:09.046
Now, jojo, hit me a nice fade.
355
00:27:11.798 --> 00:27:13.217
Sponge cake!
356
00:27:14.176 --> 00:27:15.761
- Wow!
- Beautiful!
357
00:27:21.600 --> 00:27:23.936
- How 'bout a cold one?
- Absolutely!
358
00:27:24.561 --> 00:27:27.189
Hey, Sandy. How old are you?
Around 14?
359
00:27:27.272 --> 00:27:29.441
Pretty close.
Fourteen hundred, closer.
360
00:27:30.817 --> 00:27:34.404
Ooh, boy. My idea of a cold one's
are beer-related. What's this?
361
00:27:34.488 --> 00:27:38.450
- Ha! That's my special herb's herb tea.
- Hmm.
362
00:27:38.534 --> 00:27:40.285
Huh? Say that ten times fast. But not now.
363
00:27:40.369 --> 00:27:42.849
Do it on your own time
'cause you've got golf balls to collect.
364
00:27:43.288 --> 00:27:46.625
Ah, you and your daddy boy
were real close, yeah?
365
00:27:47.668 --> 00:27:50.254
He was my hero.
366
00:27:51.213 --> 00:27:55.300
Hard worker, strong faith,
stronger values.
367
00:27:57.052 --> 00:27:58.470
Best golfer in town.
368
00:27:59.263 --> 00:28:03.225
When I graduated from high school,
I was offered a full-ride scholarship.
369
00:28:03.308 --> 00:28:07.312
College all-American.
Satellite tour. And then, uh...
370
00:28:08.021 --> 00:28:09.523
What? I don't recall.
371
00:28:10.148 --> 00:28:13.986
Oh, yeah. Then life kind of got in the way
of kind-love Joe's dreams, huh?
372
00:28:14.528 --> 00:28:17.114
Yeah. Isn't there something
in the Bible about
373
00:28:17.197 --> 00:28:18.907
god passing out new bodies?
374
00:28:18.991 --> 00:28:21.076
Yeah, romans 8.
375
00:28:21.743 --> 00:28:25.080
But in romans 5, it says,
"we rejoice in our suffering,
376
00:28:25.163 --> 00:28:27.291
because we know what suffering brings."
What is that?
377
00:28:27.374 --> 00:28:30.794
Massive resentment of god's inability
378
00:28:30.878 --> 00:28:33.172
to resist destroying innocent lives.
379
00:28:33.255 --> 00:28:36.008
I was gonna say perseverance,
but all right.
380
00:28:36.091 --> 00:28:37.259
I gotta go.
381
00:28:37.342 --> 00:28:40.053
Okay, well, go to your king James Bible
in your living room, Joe.
382
00:28:40.137 --> 00:28:43.057
If you have faith the size of a tiny
mustard seed, you can move mountains.
383
00:28:43.140 --> 00:28:44.725
I'm a mustard fan.
384
00:29:17.466 --> 00:29:20.594
You've heard the expression,
"drive for show and putt for dough"?
385
00:29:21.637 --> 00:29:24.765
About 60,812 times.
386
00:29:24.848 --> 00:29:27.768
You're a good listener. I'm gonna show you
my foolproof method
387
00:29:27.851 --> 00:29:30.354
for making every putt inside of ten feet.
388
00:29:30.437 --> 00:29:31.897
Foolproof? Right.
389
00:29:31.980 --> 00:29:34.566
I don't know anything
that a human can't screw up.
390
00:29:34.650 --> 00:29:38.278
All right. I want you to grip the putter
firmly in your hands, Joe.
391
00:29:38.362 --> 00:29:40.531
Put the putter in the lifeline
of each hand.
392
00:29:41.114 --> 00:29:43.909
Good. Now. Put your elbows
against your side.
393
00:29:43.992 --> 00:29:46.828
No hand, arm or wrist movement.
394
00:29:46.912 --> 00:29:49.998
I want you to "visualate" the ball
going into the hole.
395
00:29:56.672 --> 00:30:01.677
Hmm. So much for, uh, foolproof.
396
00:30:03.053 --> 00:30:04.471
- Bad "visualating."
- Okay.
397
00:30:04.555 --> 00:30:06.265
I want you to move the putter back, Joe,
398
00:30:06.348 --> 00:30:09.434
by rockin' the weight
off of your left instep
399
00:30:10.269 --> 00:30:12.271
and then back onto the left instep.
400
00:30:12.354 --> 00:30:15.691
So you're rockin' back,
rockin' back to your left foot.
401
00:30:15.774 --> 00:30:17.025
Okay? There's 50 balls here.
402
00:30:18.193 --> 00:30:19.444
Fifty?
403
00:30:19.528 --> 00:30:21.196
When you make all 50,
you can go home.
404
00:30:23.156 --> 00:30:27.327
And remember, faith is the belief
in the right to believe in yourself.
405
00:30:28.078 --> 00:30:30.956
I know, Joe.
406
00:30:33.292 --> 00:30:34.626
Baby faith, huh?
407
00:30:36.879 --> 00:30:38.046
Putt.
408
00:30:50.100 --> 00:30:52.895
You got 49 more to go, Joe.
And you can go home.
409
00:31:04.781 --> 00:31:06.366
I was hungry at dinner time.
410
00:31:06.450 --> 00:31:08.911
Eat. I got this.
411
00:31:10.329 --> 00:31:12.039
So how was it?
412
00:31:13.707 --> 00:31:15.375
I sort of loved it.
413
00:31:15.459 --> 00:31:17.294
- Yeah.
- Really?
414
00:31:18.003 --> 00:31:19.505
You did?
415
00:31:22.216 --> 00:31:23.217
Tell me!
416
00:31:26.386 --> 00:31:29.598
It's fantastic. It felt really good.
417
00:31:31.016 --> 00:31:32.809
But we have a problem.
418
00:31:34.144 --> 00:31:36.021
Bank examiners
are coming in tomorrow.
419
00:31:36.813 --> 00:31:39.733
They're gonna want me to foreclose
on our daughter's school.
420
00:31:44.988 --> 00:31:47.032
And you're not properly prepared
421
00:31:47.115 --> 00:31:49.451
because you've been
tempted back to your faith
422
00:31:49.535 --> 00:31:51.286
that god will provide?
423
00:31:54.206 --> 00:31:58.126
Stuck on my faith that I have no clue
what god will provide,
424
00:31:59.211 --> 00:32:04.049
as the last offerings were
several people dead in our family.
425
00:32:08.971 --> 00:32:09.972
Well...
426
00:32:13.308 --> 00:32:16.645
Audrey's mortgage isn't gonna be an issue.
427
00:32:18.146 --> 00:32:20.858
- Tell me.
- Okay.
428
00:32:21.525 --> 00:32:23.277
Pay off Audrey's mortgage.
429
00:32:25.153 --> 00:32:27.447
With what? My stamp collection?
430
00:32:28.031 --> 00:32:32.661
Honey. All those...
Those big payday speeches
431
00:32:32.744 --> 00:32:35.747
and autograph-signings
at those retirement homes
432
00:32:35.831 --> 00:32:40.169
after you win the championship
of the world entire.
433
00:32:40.252 --> 00:32:42.045
You really believe that?
434
00:32:42.129 --> 00:32:46.216
No. But I'm practicing pretending.
435
00:32:47.092 --> 00:32:50.429
- Here.
- Wait. Herb says that...
436
00:32:50.512 --> 00:32:52.514
Oh, herb says.
437
00:32:54.183 --> 00:32:55.517
Oh. Come here.
438
00:32:58.020 --> 00:33:03.650
Now, let's just forget about
what herb says for tonight, okay?
439
00:33:04.443 --> 00:33:05.861
Because we have the right.
440
00:33:06.612 --> 00:33:07.613
Hmm.
441
00:33:09.364 --> 00:33:11.033
We have the obligation.
442
00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:17.915
We have the desire.
443
00:33:17.998 --> 00:33:20.417
Your individual deposit accounts
are impressive.
444
00:33:20.501 --> 00:33:23.045
Your loan portfolio
to small local businesses,
445
00:33:23.128 --> 00:33:26.381
especially minorities
and first-time home buyers, admirable.
446
00:33:26.465 --> 00:33:28.509
Your collections
are persistent and effective,
447
00:33:28.592 --> 00:33:29.885
with the exception of one.
448
00:33:29.968 --> 00:33:34.097
Uh, a loan to
jardin del sol primary school
449
00:33:34.181 --> 00:33:36.326
that's four months in arrears.
Why haven't you foreclosed?
450
00:33:36.350 --> 00:33:38.310
That's a really important group in town.
451
00:33:38.393 --> 00:33:40.896
They feed and educate
poor and homeless children.
452
00:33:40.979 --> 00:33:42.564
Compassion is laudable,
453
00:33:42.648 --> 00:33:44.568
but it is not a hallmark
of the banking business.
454
00:33:44.608 --> 00:33:47.110
Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find
the right thing to wear.
455
00:33:47.194 --> 00:33:48.904
Joe, Gabe, Mrs. Perkins,
456
00:33:48.987 --> 00:33:52.241
I am the incoming president
of Mr. Amable-amo's board.
457
00:33:52.324 --> 00:33:54.660
My name is Herbert barreth,
phd philosophy,
458
00:33:54.743 --> 00:33:56.537
physical education, arborist... whoa!
459
00:33:56.620 --> 00:33:58.664
I love that little Buddhist thingy.
460
00:33:58.747 --> 00:34:00.467
One of my favorite thinkers,
gautama Buddha.
461
00:34:00.541 --> 00:34:02.042
What's that other one? Don't tell me.
462
00:34:02.125 --> 00:34:04.103
- I won't tell you, Mr. Barreth.
- Uh, Dr. Barreth.
463
00:34:04.127 --> 00:34:05.796
Doctor. Because I have no idea...
464
00:34:05.879 --> 00:34:07.381
You have no idea what's going on.
465
00:34:07.464 --> 00:34:12.219
But whatever's going on can be fixed up
inside "eleventeen" days.
466
00:34:12.302 --> 00:34:14.388
Eleventeen? I'm sorry, I don't...
467
00:34:14.471 --> 00:34:16.723
That is a banking term
of where I hail from.
468
00:34:16.806 --> 00:34:19.016
- And where's that, mister...
- Uh, doctor.
469
00:34:19.101 --> 00:34:23.105
That is over yonder,
the last star that you see before dawn.
470
00:34:24.438 --> 00:34:26.400
She wants $300,000 in arrears.
471
00:34:26.483 --> 00:34:29.820
Okay, Mr. Amable-amo will be going
on two fundraising trips,
472
00:34:29.902 --> 00:34:32.406
and when he returns
from the second trip in may,
473
00:34:32.489 --> 00:34:34.408
back payments, in full.
474
00:34:34.491 --> 00:34:36.702
It's only April 25th.
I'm afraid I can't poss...
475
00:34:36.784 --> 00:34:38.161
Don't be afraid that you can't.
476
00:34:38.245 --> 00:34:40.722
You remember what the Buddha said?
And if you don't, I'll remind you.
477
00:34:40.746 --> 00:34:44.042
"Death is not to be feared
by someone who has lived wisely."
478
00:34:44.126 --> 00:34:48.088
Wow! So, be brave, Mrs. Perkins,
and trust that you can do the right thing,
479
00:34:48.172 --> 00:34:51.300
even though it appears
increasingly unpopular.
480
00:34:57.890 --> 00:34:59.183
It's your funeral, fellas.
481
00:35:00.058 --> 00:35:03.478
Funerals don't exactly terrify me anymore,
Mrs. Perkins.
482
00:35:03.562 --> 00:35:05.981
For the record, you haven't heard
the last of this.
483
00:35:06.064 --> 00:35:09.484
Where I come from,
we never hear the last of anything.
484
00:35:09.568 --> 00:35:10.944
I think she's mad.
485
00:35:12.446 --> 00:35:14.382
- Yeah, okay, that was, uh...
- It was, wasn't it?
486
00:35:14.406 --> 00:35:15.490
Uh-huh, I have a question.
487
00:35:15.574 --> 00:35:17.010
I'm sure you do. Ask the boss.
I gotta go.
488
00:35:17.034 --> 00:35:18.577
Two trips in may?
489
00:35:18.660 --> 00:35:20.078
Yes. Think about it.
490
00:35:21.622 --> 00:35:25.375
The world entire
open sectional qualifier.
491
00:35:25.459 --> 00:35:27.961
I gotta finish in the top two in the...
492
00:35:28.587 --> 00:35:30.047
Oh, my god!
493
00:35:30.130 --> 00:35:32.257
Yes, exactly. Oh-your-god.
494
00:35:32.341 --> 00:35:34.176
Nothing to fear, Joe.
495
00:35:34.259 --> 00:35:35.761
Except fear itself, right?
496
00:35:35.844 --> 00:35:40.015
No. There is nothing to fear
except the burdens of success.
497
00:35:40.098 --> 00:35:41.099
Right, Gabe?
498
00:35:41.183 --> 00:35:43.852
I'm behind whatever you say.
Just get me the bumper stickers.
499
00:35:43.936 --> 00:35:45.812
Uh, don't suck up.
It's not appealing on you.
500
00:35:45.896 --> 00:35:46.939
Okay, sir.
501
00:35:47.022 --> 00:35:48.941
Tomorrow morning, Joe,
I want you to meet me
502
00:35:49.024 --> 00:35:51.026
at the artesia country club
bright and early.
503
00:35:51.109 --> 00:35:52.402
- 8:00 A.M.
- why?
504
00:35:52.486 --> 00:35:54.404
Don't ask why.
505
00:35:54.488 --> 00:35:55.989
Oh, and wear something nice.
506
00:36:16.260 --> 00:36:19.680
Supposed to clear up in two hours,
47 minutes and 63 seconds.
507
00:36:22.432 --> 00:36:24.017
Aha! Mrs. Amable-amo!
508
00:36:24.101 --> 00:36:25.477
I know you.
509
00:36:25.561 --> 00:36:27.813
Does anybody really know anyone,
Mrs. Amable-amo?
510
00:36:27.896 --> 00:36:30.607
Something told me
to come along today.
511
00:36:30.691 --> 00:36:33.360
I only sent you that message
once telepathically.
512
00:36:33.443 --> 00:36:36.029
When I was picking up
the wire mesh yesterday.
513
00:36:36.113 --> 00:36:37.990
Very good, Mrs. Amable-amo.
514
00:36:38.073 --> 00:36:39.575
Are you allowed to call me Sheila?
515
00:36:39.658 --> 00:36:42.536
Only you can stop me, Sheila.
Come on, Joe.
516
00:36:42.619 --> 00:36:46.039
Some golfers
have personal trainers, huh?
517
00:36:46.123 --> 00:36:48.876
They don't use horse liniment anymore
like when you played last.
518
00:36:48.959 --> 00:36:50.961
- Sheila! Joe!
- Hi.
519
00:36:51.044 --> 00:36:53.046
Coming in to finish the sign up, Dave.
520
00:36:53.130 --> 00:36:54.798
You haven't played in years.
521
00:36:54.882 --> 00:36:56.425
Thirty-five to be exact.
522
00:36:57.384 --> 00:36:58.552
You don't have a handicap.
523
00:36:58.635 --> 00:37:02.222
Exactly, Dave. That's why he needs
to play in the club championship,
524
00:37:02.306 --> 00:37:06.810
so he can establish a handicap low enough
to enter a world entire qualifier.
525
00:37:06.894 --> 00:37:08.395
A world entire qualifier.
526
00:37:08.478 --> 00:37:09.730
She just said that.
527
00:37:09.813 --> 00:37:11.899
- And you are?
- I'm herb.
528
00:37:12.441 --> 00:37:14.985
Director of personal hygiene and hijinks.
529
00:37:15.068 --> 00:37:17.112
- I had to make you the lowest seed.
- Mm-hmm.
530
00:37:17.196 --> 00:37:19.531
Which means you play
our defending champion,
531
00:37:19.615 --> 00:37:21.533
Marco figueroa, in the first round.
532
00:37:21.617 --> 00:37:24.203
Perfect. He gets clobbered
in the first match,
533
00:37:24.286 --> 00:37:28.123
it frees up his whole weekend for that
fence I've been nagging him to put up.
534
00:37:28.832 --> 00:37:32.127
Get the hammer out.
Marco hasn't lost a match in five years.
535
00:37:32.211 --> 00:37:33.211
Neither has Joe.
536
00:37:38.425 --> 00:37:41.637
One of my dearest Chinese friends
a few thousand years ago said,
537
00:37:41.720 --> 00:37:43.600
"the longest journey
starts with a single step."
538
00:37:43.680 --> 00:37:45.098
- You're ready.
- Oh, I doubt it.
539
00:37:45.182 --> 00:37:47.476
- Joe.
- Oh, yes, I'm ready. I'm ready.
540
00:37:47.559 --> 00:37:49.895
- Any sage advice?
- Most importantly, I think, uh...
541
00:37:49.978 --> 00:37:52.648
I know. Trust in al.
542
00:37:52.731 --> 00:37:54.358
Oh, al would appreciate that,
543
00:37:54.441 --> 00:37:56.318
but I was thinking
of something more spiritual,
544
00:37:56.401 --> 00:37:57.986
like forget about the mechanics.
545
00:37:58.070 --> 00:38:00.113
Who's al?
Is al that guy at the deli?
546
00:38:00.197 --> 00:38:01.949
Al, the almighty lord
does love pastrami.
547
00:38:02.032 --> 00:38:06.620
Marco figueroa,
Joe amable-amo, you have the tee.
548
00:38:15.629 --> 00:38:17.965
- Hello, Joe.
- Hello!
549
00:38:18.048 --> 00:38:19.550
I see you brought a caddy.
550
00:38:19.633 --> 00:38:22.719
No thoughts for the day, okay?
It's all up inside you.
551
00:38:31.395 --> 00:38:32.771
Herbert?
552
00:38:32.855 --> 00:38:34.314
- Bruce Lee.
- Yes!
553
00:38:55.085 --> 00:38:56.753
Amable-amo, 1-up.
554
00:38:57.838 --> 00:38:59.673
Foolproof.
555
00:39:00.716 --> 00:39:02.217
Foolproof.
556
00:39:09.933 --> 00:39:11.310 line:5%
Yes!
557
00:39:12.895 --> 00:39:14.135
I couldn't do this without you.
558
00:39:15.731 --> 00:39:18.066
Amable-amo, 2-up.
559
00:39:19.067 --> 00:39:20.277
Good shot, Marco!
560
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:21.360
Breathe.
561
00:39:21.904 --> 00:39:23.197
Yeah, take a deep breath.
562
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:24.781
Don't slow play me, Jose!
563
00:39:28.619 --> 00:39:30.954
Jesus, Moses and Mary!
564
00:39:32.539 --> 00:39:34.333
Love that group.
565
00:39:34.416 --> 00:39:36.627
♪ Figueroa going down ♪
566
00:39:36.710 --> 00:39:38.962
♪ down, down, down... ♪
567
00:39:39.046 --> 00:39:40.214
I can never hit that note.
568
00:39:40.297 --> 00:39:41.131
♪ Down ♪
569
00:39:41.215 --> 00:39:42.215
One more time!
570
00:39:42.257 --> 00:39:44.426
- ♪ Figueroa ♪
- ♪ going down ♪
571
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:52.309
You can let him win.
572
00:39:52.392 --> 00:39:55.437
Hey. Not a chance.
573
00:39:56.522 --> 00:39:57.606
Foolproof.
574
00:39:57.689 --> 00:39:59.024
Foolproof.
575
00:40:03.987 --> 00:40:06.907
Amable-amo, 2-up,
one hole to go.
576
00:40:06.990 --> 00:40:09.576
That's the match!
577
00:40:10.327 --> 00:40:11.537
Oh!
578
00:40:12.579 --> 00:40:14.581
Wow!
579
00:40:14.665 --> 00:40:16.505
- Good game, Joe. Heck of a round.
- Thank you.
580
00:40:16.542 --> 00:40:17.668
- Terrific.
- Thank you.
581
00:40:17.751 --> 00:40:19.086
More matches, honey.
582
00:40:24.007 --> 00:40:25.008
Foolproof.
583
00:40:27.052 --> 00:40:28.178
Sponge cake.
584
00:40:28.262 --> 00:40:29.763
Come on. My bad.
585
00:40:33.183 --> 00:40:34.476
Whoo! Daddy!
586
00:40:37.437 --> 00:40:40.065
The club champion, Joe amable-amo!
587
00:40:41.483 --> 00:40:43.819
Thank you so much! Great game.
588
00:40:46.029 --> 00:40:47.030
Whoo!
589
00:40:49.992 --> 00:40:53.537
Thank you!
Thank you so much! Thank you.
590
00:40:54.997 --> 00:40:57.875
I haven't seen you play golf
like that before.
591
00:40:57.958 --> 00:41:02.379
Who would've thought? No.
592
00:41:02.462 --> 00:41:05.340
- I've never played golf like that before.
- Really?
593
00:41:05.424 --> 00:41:08.260
Not even when I was a kid, no.
Ever. Are you kidding?
594
00:41:09.428 --> 00:41:11.847
I'm so proud of you!
595
00:41:14.433 --> 00:41:17.519
I mean, I had my doubts.
Dove or no dove, but...
596
00:41:18.687 --> 00:41:19.938
I don't know, it's just...
597
00:41:20.022 --> 00:41:26.361
You're just becoming this new and improved
version of your younger self.
598
00:41:26.445 --> 00:41:31.783
I didn't think there was
that much room for improvement.
599
00:41:33.076 --> 00:41:35.579
Still don't think
god spoke to you, huh?
600
00:41:35.662 --> 00:41:40.834
Hmm. How can you seriously
weigh playing good golf
601
00:41:40.918 --> 00:41:44.004
against a family tragedy,
honey? That's all.
602
00:41:45.797 --> 00:41:46.882
I don't know.
603
00:41:47.841 --> 00:41:52.262
Maybe it's not about golf, or you.
604
00:41:53.722 --> 00:41:58.060
Maybe... maybe it's god
challenging people
605
00:41:58.143 --> 00:42:01.813
all over the world
who have become complacent to...
606
00:42:03.106 --> 00:42:06.777
To be more, to do more
than they ever thought possible.
607
00:42:06.860 --> 00:42:09.863
And not take refuge
in their personal pain.
608
00:42:15.244 --> 00:42:16.328
I love you.
609
00:42:19.289 --> 00:42:20.666
I really love you.
610
00:42:37.558 --> 00:42:38.767
Joe!
611
00:42:40.102 --> 00:42:41.103
Oh!
612
00:42:44.147 --> 00:42:45.190
Joe!
613
00:42:46.608 --> 00:42:49.820
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah?
614
00:42:49.903 --> 00:42:52.239
- What?
- Look at the garden.
615
00:42:52.322 --> 00:42:53.824
I'm sorry, baby.
616
00:42:54.741 --> 00:42:56.535
Really, I'm sorry.
617
00:42:56.618 --> 00:42:58.036
I'm so sorry.
618
00:42:58.662 --> 00:43:00.998
Get! Get! Get out!
619
00:43:03.542 --> 00:43:04.918
Get!
620
00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:38.493
Hello!
621
00:43:38.577 --> 00:43:40.829
- Hey, Mr. A! Um...
- Hey, Gabe.
622
00:43:40.913 --> 00:43:42.998
Give me ten minutes, all right?
If you can.
623
00:43:43.081 --> 00:43:44.708
You got it! You got it!
624
00:43:45.792 --> 00:43:47.503
- Hi.
- What are you doing?
625
00:43:47.586 --> 00:43:48.962
I didn't want to bother you, sir.
626
00:43:49.046 --> 00:43:51.673
I got a call from herb
that you needed help?
627
00:43:52.508 --> 00:43:55.135
Uh, can you give me a hand?
628
00:43:55.219 --> 00:43:57.554
Yeah! May I? Okay.
629
00:43:59.765 --> 00:44:01.266
Is it doing it? Oh, it is!
630
00:44:12.653 --> 00:44:15.531
- Ta-da!
- Wow!
631
00:44:15.614 --> 00:44:17.199
Look at that!
632
00:44:17.282 --> 00:44:19.326
I'm just sorry it took so long.
633
00:44:19.409 --> 00:44:20.786
Oh! Oh! Oh!
634
00:44:23.956 --> 00:44:24.957
Two...
635
00:44:25.040 --> 00:44:26.333
- three.
- My tongue was out.
636
00:44:26.416 --> 00:44:28.210
I just said, "but that's not a monkey."
637
00:44:28.293 --> 00:44:32.923
So that was...
That was what happened to... to me.
638
00:44:33.841 --> 00:44:36.927
- Oh. You good, daddy?
- Never better.
639
00:44:37.010 --> 00:44:39.346
Except maybe that Tuesday in November
640
00:44:39.429 --> 00:44:42.391
when we adopted our bean dip
35 years ago.
641
00:44:42.474 --> 00:44:43.892
My favorite day.
642
00:44:43.976 --> 00:44:45.269
My favorite day.
643
00:44:45.352 --> 00:44:47.604
My favorite day. Period.
644
00:44:47.688 --> 00:44:49.481
- Bean dip.
- Definitely my favorite.
645
00:44:49.565 --> 00:44:50.959
You guys, I just can't stand to think
646
00:44:50.983 --> 00:44:53.463
that you're gonna start selling off
your retirement to help me.
647
00:44:53.527 --> 00:44:56.530
And I can't guarantee you, daddy,
that I'm not gonna be in the same exact...
648
00:44:56.613 --> 00:44:58.615
What? What?
649
00:44:59.783 --> 00:45:00.868
Please just tell me.
650
00:45:01.743 --> 00:45:03.036
Don't worry about it.
651
00:45:03.120 --> 00:45:04.329
Because?
652
00:45:04.413 --> 00:45:06.582
Because your dad's gonna win
the championship
653
00:45:06.665 --> 00:45:08.959
of the world entire golf tournament.
654
00:45:09.042 --> 00:45:10.419
What? Daddy?
655
00:45:10.502 --> 00:45:13.797
Yep. And, um...
656
00:45:14.798 --> 00:45:17.426
I can't accept the prize money,
657
00:45:17.509 --> 00:45:19.678
but I can rent myself for endorsements.
658
00:45:19.761 --> 00:45:22.347
For jardin del sol.
659
00:45:23.974 --> 00:45:27.019
This is the crazy tournament
the crazy oil billionaire is funding.
660
00:45:27.102 --> 00:45:28.979
It's the biggest prize money
in history, daddy.
661
00:45:29.062 --> 00:45:31.148
All of the young guys are gonna be there.
662
00:45:31.231 --> 00:45:32.357
Have some faith.
663
00:45:32.441 --> 00:45:35.944
Yeah. He's gonna qualify
in Denver next week.
664
00:45:36.028 --> 00:45:38.864
And then he wins in palm Springs
two weeks later.
665
00:45:40.240 --> 00:45:42.492
♪ ...the muffin man? ♪
666
00:45:42.576 --> 00:45:46.413
♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
667
00:45:46.496 --> 00:45:50.792
♪ Who lives on drury Lane? ♪
668
00:45:50.876 --> 00:45:54.588
♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
669
00:45:54.671 --> 00:45:57.007
♪ The muffin man? ♪
670
00:45:57.090 --> 00:45:59.134
♪ The muffin man? ♪
671
00:45:59.218 --> 00:46:02.679
♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
672
00:46:02.763 --> 00:46:06.975
♪ Who lives on drury Lane? ♪
673
00:46:07.059 --> 00:46:09.269
Awesome. High five.
674
00:46:09.353 --> 00:46:10.771
All right!
675
00:46:56.525 --> 00:46:58.902
♪ Do you know the muffin man? ♪
676
00:46:58.986 --> 00:47:01.488
♪ The muffin man? The muffin man? ♪
677
00:47:01.572 --> 00:47:02.865
Mama.
678
00:47:02.948 --> 00:47:04.408
Mommy! Where's mommy?
679
00:47:04.491 --> 00:47:08.370
Boo! Where's your mommy? Ah...
680
00:47:08.453 --> 00:47:11.665
Oh, yeah! Mama! Mommy! Where's mom?
681
00:47:11.748 --> 00:47:13.417
♪ The muffin man ♪
682
00:47:13.500 --> 00:47:18.463
♪ do you know the muffin man
who lives on drury Lane? ♪
683
00:47:19.798 --> 00:47:21.842
♪ The muffin man ♪
684
00:47:21.925 --> 00:47:23.594
- Who loves you?
- Mama!
685
00:47:23.677 --> 00:47:25.179
Grandpa!
686
00:47:26.847 --> 00:47:29.016
♪ Who lives on drury Lane? ♪
687
00:47:32.936 --> 00:47:34.563
I love you, grandpa.
688
00:49:11.243 --> 00:49:13.829
What would happen to Sheila
and Audrey if you took a leap?
689
00:49:16.164 --> 00:49:18.166
What business is this of yours?
690
00:49:18.250 --> 00:49:20.711
- No man is an island, entire...
- Stop!
691
00:49:23.005 --> 00:49:26.884
I'm incompetent, gutless, spineless.
692
00:49:29.344 --> 00:49:30.429
Maybe.
693
00:49:30.512 --> 00:49:31.763
Maybe?
694
00:49:32.973 --> 00:49:36.101
Maybe which? What?
695
00:49:36.185 --> 00:49:38.770
Gutless and spineless and incompetent.
696
00:49:39.855 --> 00:49:40.981
Thank you.
697
00:49:41.064 --> 00:49:43.650
No, not you. Me.
698
00:49:45.319 --> 00:49:48.155
I'm sent to help people
from the beginning of humankind.
699
00:49:48.906 --> 00:49:51.241
Win the world entire?
700
00:49:56.788 --> 00:49:58.957
Are you out of your mind?
701
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.794
Oh, god! Help!
702
00:50:06.173 --> 00:50:07.674
This fall's not gonna kill you.
703
00:50:07.758 --> 00:50:10.385
Probably make you an invalid,
which wouldn't be nice for Sheila,
704
00:50:10.469 --> 00:50:14.264
but if you still wanna die,
let's do it right now. I'll let go.
705
00:50:17.643 --> 00:50:18.810
No!
706
00:50:23.398 --> 00:50:25.859
Go back to your faith, Joe.
707
00:50:26.902 --> 00:50:29.154
Go back for you.
708
00:50:29.238 --> 00:50:30.822
You don't wanna die.
709
00:50:56.807 --> 00:50:57.808
Honey!
710
00:51:00.269 --> 00:51:01.895
You have to get up.
711
00:51:02.938 --> 00:51:07.317
You have to get up.
You have to get up.
712
00:51:07.401 --> 00:51:08.777
Come on with me.
713
00:51:08.861 --> 00:51:12.281
Honey, let's just get
a coffee first. Okay?
714
00:51:12.364 --> 00:51:13.365
Come on.
715
00:51:16.827 --> 00:51:18.203
Oh, my gosh!
716
00:51:18.287 --> 00:51:19.997
Oh, my god! Look at that!
717
00:51:20.664 --> 00:51:21.707
This is beautiful.
718
00:51:25.627 --> 00:51:27.713
Honey! How did this...
719
00:51:34.178 --> 00:51:37.264
Well, isn't that just such a clever way
720
00:51:37.347 --> 00:51:40.601
to keep you-know-who
in our good graces?
721
00:51:45.439 --> 00:51:48.942 line:5%
Well, here's one of golf's
most unusual stories.
722
00:51:49.026 --> 00:51:52.321 line:5%
In Denver today,
65-year-old Joe amable-amo
723
00:51:52.404 --> 00:51:56.408
won the southwest qualifier
for the championship of the world entire.
724
00:51:56.491 --> 00:52:00.245 line:5%
From new Mexico,
the bank president beat 40 guys
725
00:52:00.329 --> 00:52:03.290 line:5%
nowhere near his age like a bass drum.
726
00:52:03.373 --> 00:52:06.293 line:5%
Asked afterward how he did it,
amable-amo said,
727
00:52:06.376 --> 00:52:08.003 line:5%
"I'm a garden, blooming."
728
00:52:08.712 --> 00:52:10.756 line:5%
Really. Bloom away, old guy.
729
00:52:10.839 --> 00:52:15.636 line:5%
Amable-amo will now play in golf's richest
and most prestigious tournament.
730
00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:19.306 line:5%
Every major on the planet
will be gunning for the inaugural title
731
00:52:19.389 --> 00:52:22.226 line:5%
and its staggering $3 million prize.
732
00:52:22.309 --> 00:52:27.272
The world entire is shaping up to be
the biggest golf tournament in history.
733
00:52:27.356 --> 00:52:30.150 line:5%
Any golfer who's anybody
will be playing in it.
734
00:52:30.234 --> 00:52:32.611 line:5%
And apparently, one golfer who's nobody.
735
00:53:20.742 --> 00:53:23.078
Wow!
736
00:54:03.952 --> 00:54:08.248
Mrs. Perkins from the bank
would like "a word," as she put it.
737
00:54:09.499 --> 00:54:12.419
One word? Sardines? Plankton?
738
00:54:12.503 --> 00:54:13.629
Mrs. Perkins.
739
00:54:13.712 --> 00:54:16.423
Mr. Amable-amo. Deadline approaching.
740
00:54:17.174 --> 00:54:19.134
That's five words, Mrs. Perkins.
741
00:54:19.218 --> 00:54:20.260
Very amusing.
742
00:54:20.344 --> 00:54:21.470
A friendly reminder.
743
00:54:21.553 --> 00:54:23.514
And what form
does this "friendliness" take?
744
00:54:23.597 --> 00:54:25.224
If I were you...
745
00:54:25.307 --> 00:54:26.850
I think we both agree you're not.
746
00:54:27.809 --> 00:54:29.102
I said "if."
747
00:54:29.186 --> 00:54:32.481
As me, Mrs. Plankton, you'd do what?
748
00:54:32.564 --> 00:54:35.150
I would get the foreclosure paperwork
ready for you to serve.
749
00:54:35.817 --> 00:54:40.113
Okay. Friendly reminder
taken as friendly. Thank you.
750
00:54:40.197 --> 00:54:44.201
And can you send the sardines on ice?
751
00:54:49.581 --> 00:54:51.959
- Something has happened.
- What?
752
00:54:52.042 --> 00:54:53.585
I don't know.
753
00:54:53.669 --> 00:54:55.504
But you are funny again.
754
00:54:55.587 --> 00:55:00.217
Just a temporary loss
of my inconsolable fury at the world.
755
00:55:00.300 --> 00:55:01.802
Hmm.
756
00:55:08.058 --> 00:55:09.184
Sheila!
757
00:55:09.935 --> 00:55:10.978
Yes?
758
00:55:11.728 --> 00:55:12.855
You don't need that?
759
00:55:13.981 --> 00:55:15.482
What are you doing? Hmm.
760
00:55:16.483 --> 00:55:17.776
Are we breaking up?
761
00:55:17.860 --> 00:55:20.112
Take your time and love for me.
762
00:55:27.452 --> 00:55:29.496
- Good morning!
- Good morning, Sheila. Hi!
763
00:55:29.580 --> 00:55:32.958
There's the baby. Hi, how are you?
764
00:55:33.041 --> 00:55:34.668
- Hey!
- Hey, Joe!
765
00:55:34.751 --> 00:55:41.258
Okay, so, what I'm saying is,
win or lose, I'm here for you. Okay?
766
00:55:41.341 --> 00:55:45.345
But I think god chose the right two guys
for the mission.
767
00:55:45.429 --> 00:55:47.264
- Wow!
- I love you.
768
00:55:47.347 --> 00:55:48.557
I love you.
769
00:55:49.892 --> 00:55:50.976
It means a lot to me.
770
00:55:51.059 --> 00:55:52.936
Yeah, to me too, Sheila. Thanks.
771
00:55:53.020 --> 00:55:57.399
"So you shall go on your way,
and you shall not hurt your foot."
772
00:55:57.482 --> 00:56:00.485
Hey! Proverbs 3:23-3:24.
773
00:56:00.569 --> 00:56:01.653
Very good.
774
00:56:23.550 --> 00:56:25.511
Couldn't spring for a place
a little nicer, Joe?
775
00:56:25.594 --> 00:56:28.347
Put me on a nicer per diem,
we'll move up.
776
00:56:29.056 --> 00:56:30.641
My funds are spoken for.
777
00:56:31.725 --> 00:56:33.143
Of course!
778
00:56:37.731 --> 00:56:39.149
You sure showed those rabbits!
779
00:56:39.233 --> 00:56:41.318
Yeah, that's right.
780
00:56:43.946 --> 00:56:46.657
I guess things do work out
sometimes, sweetheart.
781
00:56:47.491 --> 00:56:48.617
You know, like for you.
782
00:56:49.868 --> 00:56:52.579
If you have hope and you have faith,
783
00:56:53.914 --> 00:56:56.041
and you're working to change reality.
784
00:56:57.209 --> 00:57:01.296
And to my shock and delight,
785
00:57:01.380 --> 00:57:05.008
a guy who's helping me
to help myself to be new again.
786
00:57:05.092 --> 00:57:08.428
Oh, I share in that delight, darling!
787
00:57:09.513 --> 00:57:11.515
- You're my mommy.
- Yes, I am.
788
00:57:17.229 --> 00:57:18.897
Let's hit it to palm Springs.
789
00:57:19.648 --> 00:57:21.441
- Right now?
- Yeah.
790
00:57:21.525 --> 00:57:24.945
We're gonna rent a bus,
go pick up the parents
791
00:57:25.028 --> 00:57:28.574
and all your kids and bring dad
a busload of hope!
792
00:57:30.617 --> 00:57:31.785
- Yes?
- Yeah, cool.
793
00:57:31.869 --> 00:57:32.995
Okay.
794
00:57:34.788 --> 00:57:37.291 line:5%
This is the game's next evolution.
795
00:57:38.375 --> 00:57:40.919 line:5%
The richest prize in golf history.
796
00:57:43.338 --> 00:57:47.718 line:5%
This is their time, their world
and their championship to win.
797
00:57:48.677 --> 00:57:51.555 line:5%
A new era, a new tournament,
798
00:57:51.638 --> 00:57:53.557 line:5%
a new story will be written.
799
00:57:57.728 --> 00:58:00.731
The championship of the world entire.
800
00:58:02.566 --> 00:58:05.986 line:5%
The richest golf tournament.
In the history of mankind, folks.
801
00:58:06.069 --> 00:58:08.238 line:5%
Yeah, just about every country
and continent
802
00:58:08.322 --> 00:58:09.740 line:5%
are represented in this one.
803
00:58:09.823 --> 00:58:12.367 line:5%
The favorite, of course,
is Scotland's Archie borthwick
804
00:58:12.451 --> 00:58:14.286 line:5%
who has won pretty much every tournament.
805
00:58:14.369 --> 00:58:15.704 line:5%
Except the biggie.
806
00:58:15.787 --> 00:58:17.039 line:5%
Like the world entire.
807
00:58:17.122 --> 00:58:19.249 line:5%
Correct. Now borthwick
will be playing with the man
808
00:58:19.333 --> 00:58:21.502 line:5%
least likely to win the golf tournament.
809
00:58:21.585 --> 00:58:23.045 line:5%
Jose amable-amo...
810
00:58:23.128 --> 00:58:24.296 line:5%
It's Joe.
811
00:58:24.379 --> 00:58:25.547 line:5%
Hey, I don't know who he is.
812
00:58:25.631 --> 00:58:27.132 line:5%
- Joe amable-amo.
- Right.
813
00:58:27.216 --> 00:58:31.136 line:5%
The 65-year-old banker from new Mexico
who somehow qualified his way in.
814
00:58:31.220 --> 00:58:34.473 line:5%
Now, amable-amo is just thrilled
to be here, I'm sure.
815
00:58:34.556 --> 00:58:36.808 line:5%
Amable-amo winning this thing
would be like me
816
00:58:36.892 --> 00:58:39.686 line:5%
winning the nobel prize
for color commentary.
817
00:58:39.770 --> 00:58:42.356 line:5%
- In other words, no chance.
- Yep.
818
00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:44.441
Good morning, boys.
819
00:58:44.525 --> 00:58:46.002
- Good morning, gents!
- Good morning.
820
00:58:46.026 --> 00:58:48.820
- Pro-v.
- All right, we got a titleist. Yeah.
821
00:58:51.114 --> 00:58:52.533
Okay. Good luck.
822
00:58:54.368 --> 00:58:58.705
From Scotland, three-time
masters runner-up,
823
00:58:58.789 --> 00:59:00.749
Archie borthwick.
824
00:59:09.675 --> 00:59:12.719
Archie borthwick
now getting set on the tee.
825
00:59:12.803 --> 00:59:16.139
Borthwick of course, with his
longtime caddy, wiley Andrews
826
00:59:16.223 --> 00:59:17.850
and his wife, Camille.
827
00:59:17.933 --> 00:59:21.270
Camille is an interesting story
unto herself.
828
00:59:21.353 --> 00:59:23.814
A former miss america contestant
from Illinois,
829
00:59:23.897 --> 00:59:27.359
she was the first-ever deaf contestant
in the miss america contest
830
00:59:27.442 --> 00:59:29.695
and she finished third.
831
00:59:29.778 --> 00:59:31.947
Camille is right there
at her husband's side,
832
00:59:32.030 --> 00:59:34.658
and she hopes for great results
in this tournament too.
833
00:59:35.367 --> 00:59:39.329
Wife and caddy. Cheering hard
for Archie to win this thing.
834
00:59:39.413 --> 00:59:42.249
- Quiet, please.
- Okay, stay focused.
835
00:59:44.168 --> 00:59:45.586
Get in the hole!
836
00:59:49.464 --> 00:59:52.050
You're on the tee
at the world golf entire, Joe.
837
00:59:52.134 --> 00:59:55.220
- An actor playing the...
- World's greatest golfer. I got it.
838
00:59:55.304 --> 00:59:56.722
Not much at stake though, really.
839
00:59:56.805 --> 00:59:58.390
I mean, god's message,
840
00:59:58.473 --> 01:00:00.642
the bank's future,
your daughter's non-profit.
841
01:00:00.726 --> 01:00:05.105
Oh, and this little thing called
your reputation for eternity.
842
01:00:05.189 --> 01:00:08.192
But only that long, right? Eternity.
843
01:00:09.151 --> 01:00:12.988
Please welcome,
from las cruces, new Mexico, usa,
844
01:00:13.071 --> 01:00:15.532
Joe amable-amo.
845
01:00:17.534 --> 01:00:19.995
- You got this, Joe!
- Come on, Joe!
846
01:00:36.887 --> 01:00:39.389
- Foolproof.
- Foolproof.
847
01:01:02.162 --> 01:01:03.247
Good putt.
848
01:01:03.330 --> 01:01:04.581
Mr. Amable-amo.
849
01:01:05.374 --> 01:01:07.626
Read about you.
You've got quite the story there, sir.
850
01:01:07.709 --> 01:01:09.127
Thank you.
851
01:01:09.211 --> 01:01:10.212
Nice going, dudler.
852
01:01:12.422 --> 01:01:13.423
Good first hole.
853
01:02:00.137 --> 01:02:01.930
Go, Joe! Go, Joe!
854
01:02:02.014 --> 01:02:03.432
Joe! Joe! Joe!
855
01:02:16.403 --> 01:02:17.696
Whoa!
856
01:02:48.644 --> 01:02:50.395
Joe amable-amo, folks.
857
01:02:50.479 --> 01:02:53.774
Tied for fourth after an opening round 67
858
01:02:53.857 --> 01:02:55.442
and a day two 68.
859
01:02:55.526 --> 01:02:58.946 line:5%
Two rounds to go. Impossible, right?
860
01:02:59.029 --> 01:03:00.405 line:5%
Yeah, I don't believe it.
861
01:03:00.489 --> 01:03:02.407 line:5%
Playing with the likes
of Archie borthwick,
862
01:03:02.491 --> 01:03:04.743 line:5%
for whom greatness
has long been predicted,
863
01:03:04.826 --> 01:03:07.704 line:5%
but which so far has eluded
this very gifted,
864
01:03:07.788 --> 01:03:09.623 line:5%
angry young scotsman.
865
01:03:09.706 --> 01:03:10.916 line:5%
Can you relate?
866
01:03:10.999 --> 01:03:14.044 line:5%
No, I'm an old, angry irishman.
867
01:03:14.127 --> 01:03:15.546 line:5%
Angry part's there.
868
01:03:15.629 --> 01:03:17.673 line:5%
Borthwick, however,
looking awfully strong
869
01:03:17.756 --> 01:03:21.885 line:5%
after a day two 66
currently in third place.
870
01:03:32.729 --> 01:03:33.814
You all right over there?
871
01:03:33.897 --> 01:03:34.898
Phew.
872
01:03:35.816 --> 01:03:38.861
This experience, this journey, you...
873
01:03:40.821 --> 01:03:43.073
It makes you think about, you know what?
874
01:03:45.742 --> 01:03:47.995
Yea, probably, but tell me anyway.
875
01:03:49.746 --> 01:03:52.374
Most religions since time immemorial
876
01:03:52.457 --> 01:03:58.297
have had something like what
the judeo-christians call the golden rule.
877
01:03:58.380 --> 01:04:02.384
Billions of people have been taught
to do for others
878
01:04:02.467 --> 01:04:06.388
without expectation of reciprocity.
879
01:04:09.224 --> 01:04:11.310
You'd think with a message
that simple and elegant,
880
01:04:11.393 --> 01:04:13.437
that you people would get along better.
881
01:04:13.520 --> 01:04:14.605
Good night, Joe.
882
01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:17.691
Good night, herb.
883
01:04:32.831 --> 01:04:35.250
- It's a glorious day, Joe.
- Yep.
884
01:04:35.334 --> 01:04:38.086
Hey, keep it going, pro! Pulling for ya!
885
01:04:38.170 --> 01:04:41.215
Why don't you caddy for him
the rest of the season, eh, wiley?
886
01:04:42.633 --> 01:04:44.343
See what you started?
887
01:04:44.426 --> 01:04:47.179
You must be tired of me
chokin' major after major.
888
01:04:48.597 --> 01:04:49.765
What do you say?
889
01:04:50.557 --> 01:04:55.687 line:5%
The unlikely Joe amable-amo
at the age of 65
890
01:04:55.771 --> 01:04:58.857 line:5%
goes birdie, birdie on ten and eleven!
891
01:04:58.941 --> 01:05:01.276 line:5%
He's right there in the hunt.
I mean, what are the odds?
892
01:05:01.360 --> 01:05:03.987
No odds. Not even
on the board, Dave. It can't be.
893
01:05:06.865 --> 01:05:08.951
Uh, before you hit your next shot,
894
01:05:09.034 --> 01:05:13.038
you might wanna take a look
over yonder at that gallery.
895
01:05:13.997 --> 01:05:17.084
Coming through.
Thank you, thank you!
896
01:05:17.167 --> 01:05:18.168
Mm-hmm.
897
01:05:19.253 --> 01:05:20.671
He's right there. Hi!
898
01:05:20.754 --> 01:05:24.216
Oh!
899
01:05:24.299 --> 01:05:25.467
Who's that with 'em?
900
01:05:25.551 --> 01:05:26.927
- The bikers?
- Yeah.
901
01:05:27.010 --> 01:05:28.679
Hey, president and founder.
902
01:05:30.389 --> 01:05:32.266
You're telling me
they're called the apostles?
903
01:05:32.349 --> 01:05:33.642
Hello!
904
01:05:34.852 --> 01:05:36.144
- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi.
905
01:05:37.062 --> 01:05:39.398
Hello, everybody! Hello!
906
01:05:39.481 --> 01:05:41.483
Thank you, gentlemen.
Thank you very much.
907
01:05:42.317 --> 01:05:44.653
And with a birdie on 18,
908
01:05:44.736 --> 01:05:47.739 line:5%
Joe amable-amo,
alone in second place.
909
01:05:47.823 --> 01:05:51.285 line:5%
We all obviously
got this guy all wrong, David.
910
01:05:51.368 --> 01:05:54.246 line:5%
Yeah, I mean, he's behind
the tournament leader, Archie borthwick
911
01:05:54.329 --> 01:05:57.332 line:5%
by just one shot and they are going to be
paired together tomorrow.
912
01:05:57.416 --> 01:06:00.544 line:5%
Can you imagine the final round
we've got ahead of us tomorrow?
913
01:06:00.627 --> 01:06:04.548 line:5%
Borthwick, amable-amo...
History or consigned to oblivion?
914
01:06:04.631 --> 01:06:06.008 line:5%
- Stay tuned.
915
01:06:06.091 --> 01:06:08.635
♪ Someday you'll turn around ♪
916
01:06:10.053 --> 01:06:12.639
♪ and realize you're mine ♪
917
01:06:13.849 --> 01:06:15.225
♪ and I believe ♪
918
01:06:15.309 --> 01:06:18.437
♪ it just might be tonight ♪
919
01:06:20.189 --> 01:06:23.692
I'm gonna give my fingers a rest.
I'll be back in five.
920
01:06:29.656 --> 01:06:31.700
- Hey!
- Hey.
921
01:06:32.618 --> 01:06:35.495
Playing together again, huh?
Final twosome? Final round?
922
01:06:36.413 --> 01:06:38.957
And the borthwicks. What happened?
What did they do?
923
01:06:39.041 --> 01:06:40.709
Hit a fancy bistro all alone?
924
01:06:41.502 --> 01:06:45.130
Archibald's not big on human communion.
925
01:06:45.214 --> 01:06:48.133
Camille and I try to work it out with him.
926
01:06:48.217 --> 01:06:51.220
But, you know, what are you gonna do?
He's just, you know.
927
01:06:51.303 --> 01:06:54.640
He likes you guys though.
You know that, don't you?
928
01:06:54.723 --> 01:06:56.850
- Hey.
- He's just a little, well...
929
01:06:56.934 --> 01:07:00.103
The feelings of expectation
of him are huge,
930
01:07:00.187 --> 01:07:06.068
and his feelings of obligation
to fulfill those expectations even huger.
931
01:07:06.151 --> 01:07:09.321
You read his psychiatric report.
932
01:07:09.404 --> 01:07:11.615
No, I felt that I've been there.
933
01:07:11.698 --> 01:07:14.326
"No temptation has overtaken you
that is uncommon to man.
934
01:07:14.409 --> 01:07:16.703
God is faithful. He will never
allow you to be tested
935
01:07:16.787 --> 01:07:18.288
beyond your ability."
936
01:07:18.372 --> 01:07:20.874
- That goes for you too.
- Thank you.
937
01:07:20.958 --> 01:07:22.125
I needed that.
938
01:07:22.751 --> 01:07:24.169
Archie, John quiñones.
939
01:07:24.253 --> 01:07:26.296
How does it feel like
playing in the final pairing
940
01:07:26.380 --> 01:07:28.340
in the world's richest golf tournament?
941
01:07:28.423 --> 01:07:31.009
Playing against a man
who's twice your age?
942
01:07:31.093 --> 01:07:33.887
It's a joke.
943
01:07:33.971 --> 01:07:36.306
A joke? What's the funny part?
944
01:07:39.685 --> 01:07:42.229
- Sorry, John. Big fan.
- Thank you.
945
01:07:42.312 --> 01:07:46.316
Joe amable-amo. Your opponent
considers your participation
946
01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:49.778
in this high moment of drama a joke.
947
01:07:49.862 --> 01:07:51.446
What do you think of that?
948
01:07:51.530 --> 01:07:57.035
Well, herb and I have been laughing
for the last three days.
949
01:07:57.119 --> 01:08:01.456
So, I think he's right.
950
01:08:04.168 --> 01:08:06.128
I hope you and Chong
get back together.
951
01:08:08.005 --> 01:08:10.549 line:5%
Joe amable-amo,
all alone in second place.
952
01:08:10.632 --> 01:08:14.469 line:5%
And the tournament leader,
Archibald borthwick, ready to go here.
953
01:08:14.553 --> 01:08:18.182
Borthwick has a one-shot lead
on the amiable amable-amo
954
01:08:18.265 --> 01:08:19.600
with 18 holes to play.
955
01:08:19.683 --> 01:08:21.602
This should be very interesting.
956
01:08:21.685 --> 01:08:23.325
- I'm hoping for history.
- Careful, boys.
957
01:08:23.353 --> 01:08:25.022
I'm sporting a lucky hat.
958
01:08:25.856 --> 01:08:27.024
Have a good round.
959
01:08:27.858 --> 01:08:29.443
He's lucky he got it on his head.
960
01:08:29.526 --> 01:08:33.113
Please welcome,
from las cruces, new Mexico, usa,
961
01:08:33.197 --> 01:08:34.698
Joe amable-amo.
962
01:08:44.957 --> 01:08:46.877
Nothing to fear but success, Joe.
963
01:08:53.884 --> 01:08:56.220
Beautiful drive by amable-amo.
964
01:08:56.303 --> 01:08:58.430
Not gonna beat you with a power game,
965
01:08:58.514 --> 01:09:00.015
but just splits the fairway.
966
01:09:00.807 --> 01:09:02.518
Now that's a drive, yeah.
967
01:09:09.524 --> 01:09:12.653
And from Scotland, Archie borthwick.
968
01:09:12.736 --> 01:09:14.029
Baba booey!
969
01:09:14.112 --> 01:09:15.948
Archie borthwick on the tee.
970
01:09:16.031 --> 01:09:20.786
And he has been outdriving amable-amo
by about 50 or 60 yards.
971
01:09:20.868 --> 01:09:22.996
And I would expect
to see the same right here.
972
01:09:26.332 --> 01:09:28.292
Borthwick with a beauty!
973
01:09:30.629 --> 01:09:33.465
He wants to slide a little,
but what have I taught you?
974
01:09:34.383 --> 01:09:35.384
Foolproof!
975
01:09:35.466 --> 01:09:36.468
Knock it in, bro.
976
01:09:39.095 --> 01:09:41.598
Amable-amo from about 12 feet.
977
01:09:41.682 --> 01:09:44.309
He needs this to stay one shot
behind borthwick,
978
01:09:44.393 --> 01:09:47.187
and he has been fantastic
with the putter all tournament long.
979
01:09:47.270 --> 01:09:49.189
And, Terry, that's usually
the first thing to go
980
01:09:49.273 --> 01:09:51.233
when you get to about 40 years of age.
981
01:09:51.316 --> 01:09:52.734
Speak for yourself.
982
01:09:53.484 --> 01:09:55.654
Looks like he's got the line!
983
01:10:01.159 --> 01:10:05.163
Oh, wow!
He just keeps making us wrong.
984
01:10:05.247 --> 01:10:07.833
Amable-amo with just a beautiful par,
985
01:10:07.916 --> 01:10:11.128
keeping pace just one shot off the lead.
986
01:10:11.211 --> 01:10:13.338
One shot behind Archie borthwick.
Amazing.
987
01:10:13.422 --> 01:10:15.257
That was good!
988
01:10:15.340 --> 01:10:17.384
This guy,
he's like a fart in a space suit.
989
01:10:17.467 --> 01:10:19.303 line:5%
He just will not go away.
990
01:10:19.887 --> 01:10:21.138 line:5%
Uh, okay.
991
01:10:21.221 --> 01:10:23.473
Hey, uh, arch. Favorite movie line.
992
01:10:24.349 --> 01:10:26.393
Few movies, lot of golf.
993
01:10:26.476 --> 01:10:28.604
"Go ahead, make my day."
Dirty Harry.
994
01:10:28.687 --> 01:10:32.482
Yeah, mine is, uh... I watched it...
With the shark.
995
01:10:32.566 --> 01:10:34.443
It's, uh... Teeth?
996
01:10:34.526 --> 01:10:37.154
Teeth? no, it's jaws, bro.
997
01:10:37.863 --> 01:10:39.865
- "I'm gonna need a bigger..."
- "...Bigger boat."
998
01:10:41.867 --> 01:10:42.910
Yeah.
999
01:10:47.206 --> 01:10:50.918
We've got 225 to the pin,
220 to the center,
1000
01:10:51.001 --> 01:10:55.172
so I want you to carry the front,
let it release back to the pin.
1001
01:10:55.255 --> 01:10:56.840
Uh, slice hotch.
1002
01:10:57.466 --> 01:11:00.802
Trust your swing
and let the monkey loose, mijo.
1003
01:11:02.054 --> 01:11:05.349
Amable-amo now here
on the tee at the fourth.
1004
01:11:05.432 --> 01:11:09.394
How about this hole? 240 yard par 3.
1005
01:11:09.478 --> 01:11:11.021
He thinks he can get there
1006
01:11:11.104 --> 01:11:13.315
with this really strange-looking
extra-long club
1007
01:11:13.398 --> 01:11:15.734
that looks like an elephant's toenail
on a stick.
1008
01:11:16.735 --> 01:11:18.153
- And he hits it.
- Whoo!
1009
01:11:19.446 --> 01:11:20.948
Oh, he hits it to perfection!
1010
01:11:21.031 --> 01:11:23.700
Wow, look at this.
To about three feet.
1011
01:11:23.784 --> 01:11:26.286
A beautiful shot by amable-amo.
1012
01:11:26.370 --> 01:11:27.871
Absolutely heavenly!
1013
01:11:27.955 --> 01:11:31.250
Wiley! Don't. Don't. Get out!
1014
01:11:36.004 --> 01:11:40.259
Borthwick with a very good look
at birdie here to maintain the lead.
1015
01:11:42.970 --> 01:11:44.638
Oh, a tough miss.
1016
01:11:45.597 --> 01:11:48.934
So that par now gonna put
borthwick and amable-amo
1017
01:11:49.017 --> 01:11:51.395
into a share of first place, David.
1018
01:11:51.478 --> 01:11:55.107
You know, Terry,
borthwick, he just looks bewildered now
1019
01:11:55.190 --> 01:11:56.900
that this old goat won't go away.
1020
01:11:56.984 --> 01:12:00.195 line:5%
I mean, he might be starting to unravel,
we've seen it before.
1021
01:12:00.279 --> 01:12:03.740
His wife, Camille and caddy wiley
are gonna have to work really hard
1022
01:12:03.824 --> 01:12:07.703
to make sure this young man stays focused
and doesn't fall apart.
1023
01:12:07.786 --> 01:12:09.913
The boy's having
a tough time, huh, wiley?
1024
01:12:10.622 --> 01:12:12.583
When is Archie
gonna win the big one?
1025
01:12:13.208 --> 01:12:15.836
What kind of career can a guy have
when he don't win the big one?
1026
01:12:15.919 --> 01:12:17.504
One of the great things
of being my age.
1027
01:12:17.588 --> 01:12:19.214
Potential is dust in the wind.
1028
01:12:19.298 --> 01:12:20.775
Oh, I like that song. It's a little grim,
1029
01:12:20.799 --> 01:12:22.968
but if you substitute "lobsters"
for "dust."
1030
01:12:23.051 --> 01:12:26.680
♪ Lobsters in the wind ♪
1031
01:12:26.763 --> 01:12:30.517
♪ all we are is lobsters in the wind... ♪
1032
01:12:49.828 --> 01:12:53.624
Joe amable-amo on the tee
here at the fifth.
1033
01:13:01.298 --> 01:13:02.341
Archie!
1034
01:13:04.426 --> 01:13:06.094
I have to win this tournament.
1035
01:13:06.887 --> 01:13:08.388
But I really believe in you.
1036
01:13:09.848 --> 01:13:10.849
Let's go, arch.
1037
01:13:11.725 --> 01:13:13.602
Have I ever told you my recipe for cider?
1038
01:13:17.606 --> 01:13:18.607
Oh!
1039
01:13:18.690 --> 01:13:21.276
Oh, and that is just
a terrible tee shot.
1040
01:13:21.360 --> 01:13:24.446
The only way to say it for borthwick,
here at the seventh.
1041
01:13:26.990 --> 01:13:29.993
This young man
is definitely starting to...
1042
01:13:30.077 --> 01:13:31.828
Well, his head's about to fall off.
1043
01:13:34.957 --> 01:13:37.584
He's got that two-way miss
going, huh, wiley?
1044
01:13:37.668 --> 01:13:39.586
Wiley. Come on, man.
1045
01:13:39.670 --> 01:13:41.689
You tell him to relax,
you're just gonna agitate him.
1046
01:13:41.713 --> 01:13:43.298
Yeah, that's been our pattern.
1047
01:13:43.382 --> 01:13:46.426
Right, arch. I think you take the seven.
Punch it out in the middle there.
1048
01:13:46.510 --> 01:13:49.137
Take your medicine and take the par.
1049
01:13:49.221 --> 01:13:51.390
No, I'll play the three.
1050
01:13:52.724 --> 01:13:54.726
Archie, take the seven.
That's the right club.
1051
01:13:54.810 --> 01:13:56.103
Three.
1052
01:13:56.186 --> 01:13:57.563
- Come on, man.
- Wiley!
1053
01:13:59.898 --> 01:14:01.859
Just give me the club, huh?
1054
01:14:01.942 --> 01:14:03.235
We shouldn't be watching.
1055
01:14:04.319 --> 01:14:07.239
It's like looking through
someone's bedroom window.
1056
01:14:20.627 --> 01:14:23.005
Nice and easy swing,
you've done it a thousand times before.
1057
01:14:23.088 --> 01:14:24.256
I believe in you.
1058
01:14:29.928 --> 01:14:31.180
All you, all day.
1059
01:14:48.989 --> 01:14:51.074
You don't have to feel obligated
to imitate him
1060
01:14:51.158 --> 01:14:52.910
because he has unfulfilled talent.
1061
01:14:53.785 --> 01:14:56.705
Yeah, okay. Let's go find your ball.
1062
01:14:56.788 --> 01:15:00.542
Now his, Lassie couldn't find it
if it was wrapped in bacon.
1063
01:15:01.251 --> 01:15:04.588 line:5%
So with a par by amable-amo
on this eighth hole,
1064
01:15:04.671 --> 01:15:07.591 line:5%
and that bogie by borthwick,
amable-amo...
1065
01:15:07.674 --> 01:15:09.760 line:5%
Here's a phrase I did not expect to utter.
1066
01:15:09.843 --> 01:15:13.597 line:5%
...is now the leader
of this golf tournament by one stroke.
1067
01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:16.183 line:5%
Well, you know, I wouldn't be
one to say I told you so.
1068
01:15:16.266 --> 01:15:17.351 line:5%
Because you didn't.
1069
01:15:17.434 --> 01:15:19.895 line:5%
No. You're right.
I didn't. I didn't see it either.
1070
01:15:19.978 --> 01:15:22.147
You play your game. Nobody else's.
1071
01:15:22.231 --> 01:15:23.690
Is anyone else's available?
1072
01:15:23.774 --> 01:15:27.194
I'll think of some other clichés
I can throw at you.
1073
01:15:28.028 --> 01:15:29.154
Carpe diem.
1074
01:15:29.238 --> 01:15:31.657
Yeah, sorry, Joe.
I'm not much of a fisherman.
1075
01:15:33.825 --> 01:15:36.370
Carp is a bony, malodorous fish.
1076
01:15:36.453 --> 01:15:39.248
Carpe diem means "seize the day."
1077
01:15:39.331 --> 01:15:43.502
Yeah! My boy Horace, 26 bc,
"odes."
1078
01:15:43.585 --> 01:15:45.879
Yeah, that's right. Ode Horace.
1079
01:15:45.963 --> 01:15:47.214
Known to his mates as...
1080
01:15:47.297 --> 01:15:48.465
Sparky.
1081
01:15:49.424 --> 01:15:52.886
Aha! Well done, mate! Cheers.
1082
01:15:54.388 --> 01:15:55.988
- The guy's all right.
- Thanks for that.
1083
01:16:18.328 --> 01:16:19.328
Attaboy!
1084
01:16:32.259 --> 01:16:34.970
Borthwick
with a fabulous eagle putt.
1085
01:16:35.053 --> 01:16:37.222
Yeah, he seems to have
regained some composure.
1086
01:16:37.306 --> 01:16:40.309
Mm-hmm. And with it,
a share of the lead now.
1087
01:16:48.150 --> 01:16:51.236
Amable-amo with yet another birdie.
1088
01:16:51.320 --> 01:16:54.156
Yeah, he and his caddy
are certainly having a good time.
1089
01:16:54.239 --> 01:16:57.659
I've never seen two sober people
on a golf course have this much fun.
1090
01:17:00.871 --> 01:17:04.416 line:5%
Joe amable-amo, now the leader
of this golf tournament.
1091
01:17:05.042 --> 01:17:08.879 line:5%
But borthwick is just one behind
after that fabulous eagle on 13.
1092
01:17:09.463 --> 01:17:11.924
Five holes to go.
Who wants it more?
1093
01:17:12.007 --> 01:17:15.594
I heard about your family,
the loss you all had.
1094
01:17:16.970 --> 01:17:19.223
It's very kind of you. Thank you.
1095
01:17:19.306 --> 01:17:23.852
Joe! Joe! Joe!
1096
01:17:38.784 --> 01:17:39.952
Same as yesterday?
1097
01:17:40.035 --> 01:17:43.121
Right down the middle
left of the sand trap.
1098
01:17:44.081 --> 01:17:45.165
Easy swing.
1099
01:17:51.004 --> 01:17:52.756
Watching you, Joe,
1100
01:17:53.465 --> 01:17:56.927
I think Archie might be
getting a lesson in... life.
1101
01:17:57.010 --> 01:17:59.346
It's him, wiley. Him.
1102
01:18:01.014 --> 01:18:02.015
Get in the hole!
1103
01:18:05.102 --> 01:18:09.064 line:5%
Joe amable-amo
with just an incredible birdie on 14
1104
01:18:09.147 --> 01:18:11.066 line:5%
and still in the lead.
1105
01:18:11.149 --> 01:18:14.570 line:5%
But borthwick is still on his heels,
just a shot behind.
1106
01:18:14.653 --> 01:18:16.655 line:5%
They're going to have
to wait a little while here
1107
01:18:16.738 --> 01:18:19.032 line:5%
as play has slowed
and the field is really backed up.
1108
01:18:19.116 --> 01:18:20.492 line:5%
Hmm. More time to think,
1109
01:18:20.576 --> 01:18:22.578 line:5%
- which usually, is not a good thing.
- No.
1110
01:18:30.460 --> 01:18:32.296
The guy's probably lost the ball up there.
1111
01:18:44.725 --> 01:18:45.851
What?
1112
01:18:47.978 --> 01:18:52.065
My family, what we've been through,
what we've lost.
1113
01:18:52.149 --> 01:18:54.693
Well, there's no explanation
1114
01:18:54.776 --> 01:18:56.570
that could be understood
at the human level.
1115
01:18:56.653 --> 01:18:59.823
Everything all right, Joe?
You're on the tee box.
1116
01:19:03.118 --> 01:19:05.204
Climax of drama.
1117
01:19:05.287 --> 01:19:07.706
Climax of drama, very exciting.
1118
01:19:17.925 --> 01:19:19.801
You have anything else to offer?
1119
01:19:19.885 --> 01:19:21.929
Now, here. Anything for me?
1120
01:19:22.679 --> 01:19:23.847
You gotta have faith, Joe.
1121
01:19:23.931 --> 01:19:26.517
Faith that I can blah, blah, blah.
1122
01:19:26.600 --> 01:19:28.560
- Well, in the book of job...
- Please.
1123
01:19:30.187 --> 01:19:32.022
Joe, who are you to question god?
1124
01:19:33.273 --> 01:19:35.901
Well, supposedly,
the chosen old guy golfer
1125
01:19:35.984 --> 01:19:39.154
sent to prove who the hell knows?
1126
01:19:39.947 --> 01:19:43.951
Pardon the satanic references
at this juncture.
1127
01:19:46.495 --> 01:19:48.330
"For I know that my redeemer lives,
1128
01:19:48.413 --> 01:19:51.333
and at last, he will stand
upon the golf course."
1129
01:19:51.416 --> 01:19:55.754
Well, if your redeemer doesn't get here
by this afternoon,
1130
01:19:55.838 --> 01:19:57.673
there ain't gonna be anyone here.
1131
01:20:04.972 --> 01:20:06.014
I'm here.
1132
01:20:12.980 --> 01:20:14.356
Welcome back, son.
1133
01:20:17.192 --> 01:20:18.318
I love you.
1134
01:20:30.247 --> 01:20:32.249
Amable-amo,
here's that distance again.
1135
01:20:32.332 --> 01:20:35.377
Just about 20 feet for birdie,
1136
01:20:35.460 --> 01:20:38.130
to maintain a share of the lead, David.
1137
01:20:38.213 --> 01:20:41.925
And need I remind everybody,
three million American dollars.
1138
01:20:47.598 --> 01:20:50.809
- Yeah! Whoa!
- Come on!
1139
01:21:21.673 --> 01:21:23.133
I know you know this, but...
1140
01:21:24.384 --> 01:21:27.554
This tee shot plays
like a slight dogleg left.
1141
01:21:29.598 --> 01:21:32.434
Almost ended up
in the water myself yesterday.
1142
01:21:35.562 --> 01:21:36.730
Thank you, Archie.
1143
01:21:43.654 --> 01:21:45.489
You see? He's not a bad guy.
1144
01:21:47.324 --> 01:21:48.575
He's got daddy issues.
1145
01:21:49.368 --> 01:21:53.747
Dad raised his boy
to be all the things dad wasn't,
1146
01:21:53.830 --> 01:21:55.916
isn't, never will be.
1147
01:21:57.000 --> 01:22:00.003
The kid will never,
never win the old man's love
1148
01:22:00.087 --> 01:22:01.630
till he wins a major.
1149
01:22:02.631 --> 01:22:05.509
He sees the kid
marries miss Illinois.
1150
01:22:06.927 --> 01:22:09.096
Dad says arch will never hang on to her.
1151
01:22:09.179 --> 01:22:11.014
Well, he's wrong so far.
1152
01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:16.144
Well, Archie could have
stayed at home
1153
01:22:16.228 --> 01:22:17.938
counting his money
with his beautiful wife.
1154
01:22:18.021 --> 01:22:19.857
Instead, he's here testing himself,
1155
01:22:20.899 --> 01:22:23.944
trying to figure out
how to relax under the stress
1156
01:22:24.027 --> 01:22:26.613
of his own and his dad's expectations.
1157
01:22:26.697 --> 01:22:27.781
Hmm.
1158
01:22:28.866 --> 01:22:29.950
You try it.
1159
01:22:30.617 --> 01:22:33.620
- He did. Wiley played.
- Yep.
1160
01:22:35.080 --> 01:22:37.457
That's why I'm caddying.
1161
01:22:37.541 --> 01:22:38.917 line:5%
This incredible day.
1162
01:22:39.001 --> 01:22:42.212 line:5%
This incredible final round
is not done yet.
1163
01:22:42.296 --> 01:22:44.798 line:5%
It all comes down to this, the 18th.
1164
01:22:44.882 --> 01:22:47.426 line:5%
Joe amable-amo
of las cruces, new Mexico
1165
01:22:47.509 --> 01:22:52.514
and Archibald borthwick of Scotland
tied for the lead.
1166
01:22:53.182 --> 01:22:54.766
Whatever happens here, Joe,
1167
01:22:57.519 --> 01:22:59.062
I need you to know that...
1168
01:23:03.525 --> 01:23:05.194
Playing this round, it's...
1169
01:23:06.028 --> 01:23:07.279
With you...
1170
01:23:10.282 --> 01:23:11.408
You know what?
1171
01:23:20.083 --> 01:23:21.168
Good luck.
1172
01:23:24.379 --> 01:23:25.464
You all right?
1173
01:23:29.301 --> 01:23:32.304
Well, here it is.
Your favorite birdie hole.
1174
01:23:33.388 --> 01:23:35.015
Same as yesterday.
1175
01:23:35.098 --> 01:23:37.684
Down the right side, equal to the center.
1176
01:23:38.852 --> 01:23:39.978
Bring us home.
1177
01:23:40.062 --> 01:23:41.813
- Quiet please.
- Thanks, wiley.
1178
01:23:50.280 --> 01:23:52.533
Get in the hole!
1179
01:24:02.209 --> 01:24:05.379
You know there's no pressure here,
unless of course you think there is.
1180
01:24:06.505 --> 01:24:11.343
I've never felt pressure like this
in my life, herbie.
1181
01:24:12.010 --> 01:24:13.554
But you know what?
1182
01:24:14.429 --> 01:24:16.056
Yeah. You love it.
1183
01:24:17.558 --> 01:24:21.311
All right. Keep it from going left, yeah.
1184
01:24:24.773 --> 01:24:25.899
Left.
1185
01:25:02.811 --> 01:25:04.021
Left.
1186
01:25:35.761 --> 01:25:38.263
Wait, what? What?
Is that a dove?
1187
01:25:40.599 --> 01:25:44.144
Did a dove just grab amable-amo's ball
and drop it in a bush?
1188
01:25:45.979 --> 01:25:48.482
I think I know who might be
responsible for that.
1189
01:25:49.650 --> 01:25:52.569
The bush is now on fire!
I don't believe what I'm seeing!
1190
01:25:52.653 --> 01:25:54.613
What's next? A pack of locusts?
1191
01:25:55.447 --> 01:25:58.033
We've seen a lot of birdies today,
but nothing quite like that.
1192
01:25:58.659 --> 01:26:00.202
Thanks. Thanks for doing that.
1193
01:26:04.289 --> 01:26:05.958
Is that your ball right there?
1194
01:26:07.417 --> 01:26:11.046
Yep. That's my ball.
1195
01:26:11.129 --> 01:26:13.257
I'm afraid it is. That's your ball.
1196
01:26:14.299 --> 01:26:18.303
Joe, you play the ball as it lies
or under rule number 19-1 and 14-3,
1197
01:26:18.387 --> 01:26:20.264
you're allowed to declare the ball
unplayable,
1198
01:26:20.347 --> 01:26:23.016
take a drop with a new ball
and incur a one-stroke penalty.
1199
01:26:24.768 --> 01:26:26.311
Yeah, I think that we should...
1200
01:26:29.064 --> 01:26:31.817
I'll take the one-stroke penalty
and declare it unplayable.
1201
01:26:33.527 --> 01:26:35.487
Burning bush. God says?
1202
01:26:35.571 --> 01:26:38.240
"I will be who I will be."
1203
01:26:38.323 --> 01:26:41.702 line:5%
David, I'm not even sure I believe
what I just saw.
1204
01:26:42.327 --> 01:26:46.039 line:5%
I think it's safe to say
Joe amable-amo's ball is unplayable but...
1205
01:26:46.123 --> 01:26:48.041 line:5%
I think it's safe to say
that it's inflammable.
1206
01:26:48.125 --> 01:26:49.126 line:5%
Uh, yeah.
1207
01:26:49.209 --> 01:26:51.295
Even, he's gotta laugh at this.
1208
01:26:51.378 --> 01:26:54.464 line:5%
I've been tempted all day to say
there's something biblical about this day
1209
01:26:54.548 --> 01:26:56.008 line:5%
and this round of golf.
1210
01:26:56.091 --> 01:26:57.217 line:5%
I'm starting to believe you.
1211
01:26:57.301 --> 01:26:58.802
I've never seen that before.
1212
01:26:59.803 --> 01:27:01.054
Nor have I.
1213
01:27:03.599 --> 01:27:04.850
Deep breaths, Joe.
1214
01:27:07.060 --> 01:27:12.983
Enjoy the place. The time. The moment.
1215
01:27:15.277 --> 01:27:16.361
You earned it.
1216
01:27:19.489 --> 01:27:20.699
Thank you, Archie.
1217
01:27:21.491 --> 01:27:22.701
You're a good man.
1218
01:27:58.737 --> 01:27:59.821
Here you go, Archie.
1219
01:28:00.822 --> 01:28:02.699
A little bit of a left to right wind.
1220
01:28:02.783 --> 01:28:04.952
- Look at the pin placement.
- Yeah.
1221
01:28:05.035 --> 01:28:06.828
Okay, 182.
1222
01:28:07.412 --> 01:28:09.206
- 182.
- Put her up there.
1223
01:28:32.521 --> 01:28:34.022
- What are you doing?
- Shh.
1224
01:28:39.111 --> 01:28:40.946
Ow!
1225
01:28:41.029 --> 01:28:43.532
Amable-amo
needs to make this putt
1226
01:28:43.615 --> 01:28:46.618 line:5%
and have borthwick miss
for this to be tied
1227
01:28:46.702 --> 01:28:48.704
and we would go to a playoff.
1228
01:28:48.787 --> 01:28:52.416
And with everything that we have seen,
I wouldn't mind seeing more golf.
1229
01:28:52.499 --> 01:28:56.587
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the tournament co-leaders
1230
01:28:56.670 --> 01:29:00.507
from las cruces, new Mexico,
Joe amable-amo!
1231
01:29:01.675 --> 01:29:05.345
Well, here it is, the final hole
of the world entire.
1232
01:29:06.305 --> 01:29:08.807
Try not to start anything on fire.
Till I get back.
1233
01:29:08.891 --> 01:29:12.519
And from Scotland, Archie borthwick.
1234
01:29:16.023 --> 01:29:17.691
There's nothing there. Straight up.
1235
01:29:17.774 --> 01:29:20.611
Good speed. Straight putt.
1236
01:29:20.694 --> 01:29:23.363
Borthwick's 12-footer
is a little bit right to left,
1237
01:29:23.447 --> 01:29:26.700
and he's made many of these putts
throughout his career.
1238
01:29:26.783 --> 01:29:31.455
If he makes this one, he's the winner
of the championship of the world entire.
1239
01:29:32.331 --> 01:29:33.457
That's all it is.
1240
01:29:33.540 --> 01:29:35.876
A cup and a half out. Right to left.
1241
01:29:35.959 --> 01:29:37.085
All about the speed.
1242
01:29:37.169 --> 01:29:38.921
- A cup and a half?
- Mm-hmm.
1243
01:29:40.130 --> 01:29:42.466
If he makes this, folks,
this week,
1244
01:29:42.549 --> 01:29:45.135
this long strange day is over.
1245
01:29:45.219 --> 01:29:46.512
It has been that.
1246
01:29:50.098 --> 01:29:53.560
How many times has Archie borthwick
1247
01:29:53.644 --> 01:29:57.523
been in a big event
just to see it fall by the wayside?
1248
01:29:57.606 --> 01:30:02.069
Hasn't been able to come through.
But now, has that opportunity.
1249
01:30:03.820 --> 01:30:05.864
Amazing that it would
come down to this.
1250
01:30:07.658 --> 01:30:09.743
This for the win.
1251
01:30:25.175 --> 01:30:29.847
The tap in and now it is up
to Joe amable-amo. Amazing.
1252
01:30:32.474 --> 01:30:38.021
Joe amable-amo, the 65-year-old
from new Mexico has a five-footer.
1253
01:30:38.105 --> 01:30:40.941
To send this
to a sudden death playoff.
1254
01:30:41.024 --> 01:30:43.652
I have faith you're gonna
make this putt.
1255
01:30:43.735 --> 01:30:45.737
The question is, do you?
1256
01:30:48.657 --> 01:30:51.410
Foolproof, herb. Foolproof.
1257
01:31:43.420 --> 01:31:45.589
I will be who I will be.
1258
01:31:47.090 --> 01:31:48.425
Thank you, al.
1259
01:31:58.727 --> 01:32:02.105
So the miss for amable-amo
and that is it.
1260
01:32:02.189 --> 01:32:08.612
It's Archie borthwick who's now the winner
of the championship of the world entire.
1261
01:32:08.695 --> 01:32:10.781
Do you believe
what we have seen today?
1262
01:32:10.864 --> 01:32:13.367
No, I can't imagine
what this must feel like
1263
01:32:13.450 --> 01:32:14.618
for Archie borthwick.
1264
01:32:14.701 --> 01:32:16.912
The monkey is finally off his back.
1265
01:32:16.995 --> 01:32:18.997
He's a major winner!
1266
01:32:19.081 --> 01:32:21.458
It's a life-changing moment
for this young man.
1267
01:32:26.755 --> 01:32:28.674
Oh, ye of abundant faith.
1268
01:32:31.051 --> 01:32:32.469
You missed that putt on purpose.
1269
01:32:50.779 --> 01:32:55.951
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
of the championship of the world entire,
1270
01:32:56.034 --> 01:32:57.452
Archibald borthwick!
1271
01:33:09.423 --> 01:33:10.757
You're my champion!
1272
01:33:14.928 --> 01:33:16.346
Yeah!
1273
01:33:38.118 --> 01:33:40.746
- Congratulations, champ.
- I know what happened here.
1274
01:33:40.829 --> 01:33:42.789
Woo-hoo!
1275
01:33:42.873 --> 01:33:43.874
Joe.
1276
01:33:45.000 --> 01:33:46.084
Thank you, sir.
1277
01:33:46.877 --> 01:33:49.087
Wiley, you've done a good job.
1278
01:33:50.088 --> 01:33:51.131
You're the man.
1279
01:33:51.215 --> 01:33:52.466
Thank you.
1280
01:33:53.300 --> 01:33:54.593
Yes!
1281
01:33:59.473 --> 01:34:00.599
Joe!
1282
01:34:03.560 --> 01:34:04.978
Take a deep breath.
1283
01:34:07.022 --> 01:34:09.191
You deserve the feeling you're getting.
1284
01:34:11.193 --> 01:34:12.861
Congratulations.
1285
01:34:13.529 --> 01:34:15.447
You're really a great man.
1286
01:34:18.992 --> 01:34:19.993
Thank you.
1287
01:34:21.078 --> 01:34:22.204
Thank you.
1288
01:34:36.134 --> 01:34:40.138
Mr. Kind-love,
that was impressive.
1289
01:34:40.973 --> 01:34:42.015
I'm honored.
1290
01:34:42.933 --> 01:34:47.104
Clearly, you are, uh, very coachable.
1291
01:34:48.480 --> 01:34:51.024
Herb. Thank you.
1292
01:34:51.108 --> 01:34:52.276
Nice job, Joe.
1293
01:35:04.621 --> 01:35:06.707 line:5%
Joe amable-amo, I gotta tell you,
1294
01:35:06.790 --> 01:35:09.084 line:5%
I'm paid to know what to say
in these situations.
1295
01:35:09.168 --> 01:35:12.546 line:5%
Right now, I'm at a loss.
Can you just tell me this?
1296
01:35:12.629 --> 01:35:14.131
Are you a religious man, Joe?
1297
01:35:14.756 --> 01:35:16.425
I am a disciple of al.
1298
01:35:17.092 --> 01:35:18.092
"Al"?
1299
01:35:18.677 --> 01:35:20.971
The almighty lord. God.
1300
01:35:21.054 --> 01:35:23.098
I know you can't accept
the runner-up check,
1301
01:35:23.182 --> 01:35:25.517
but what are you gonna do
with all the endorsements?
1302
01:35:25.601 --> 01:35:27.601
What are you gonna do with those
that may cause you
1303
01:35:27.644 --> 01:35:30.606
to put in a dozen phone lines or so
in that bank in new Mexico?
1304
01:35:31.315 --> 01:35:34.151
Something very selfish.
I'm gonna give it all away.
1305
01:35:36.612 --> 01:35:38.739
- Congratulations on everything.
- Thank you.
1306
01:35:38.822 --> 01:35:41.533
Archie? A heroic victory for you.
1307
01:35:41.617 --> 01:35:44.870
Gutsy maybe, not heroic.
1308
01:35:45.704 --> 01:35:49.249
A hero is someone that gives himself up
for the benefit of others.
1309
01:35:50.667 --> 01:35:53.253
Gentlemen, you gave us
a once-in-a-lifetime show.
1310
01:35:53.337 --> 01:35:55.047
Thank you!
1311
01:35:55.130 --> 01:35:56.381
You did it, so I believe it.
1312
01:35:56.465 --> 01:35:58.217
When you were a kid,
1313
01:35:58.300 --> 01:36:00.427
your old man was a
pretty doggone good golfer.
1314
01:36:00.511 --> 01:36:04.598
Hey! He still is a pretty
doggone good golfer.
1315
01:36:05.724 --> 01:36:06.808
Whoa!
1316
01:36:07.726 --> 01:36:09.853
So, I think I know who you are.
1317
01:36:09.937 --> 01:36:11.480
I'm pretty sure that you do.
1318
01:36:16.610 --> 01:36:21.114
I know. Sandy and I are headed
to North Korea, yeah.
1319
01:36:21.198 --> 01:36:25.619
Yeah, to deliver a message
to someone there of human compassion.
1320
01:36:25.702 --> 01:36:26.828
- Oh, man.
- Yeah.
1321
01:36:26.912 --> 01:36:28.830
There you go. He is so good.
1322
01:36:28.914 --> 01:36:30.234
- Thanks for watching him.
- Sure.
1323
01:36:31.500 --> 01:36:33.168
Hold out your hand.
1324
01:36:37.339 --> 01:36:38.549
Oh!
1325
01:36:40.551 --> 01:36:41.927
Thanks, Sheila.
1326
01:36:44.179 --> 01:36:45.222
Hold out your hand.
1327
01:36:51.562 --> 01:36:52.729
For the baby.
1328
01:36:52.813 --> 01:36:54.648
- Oh!
- For the...
1329
01:36:54.731 --> 01:36:57.025
Oh, she's gonna be so happy!
1330
01:36:57.109 --> 01:36:58.777
In time to come.
1331
01:36:58.861 --> 01:37:01.029
Excuse me. You have a...
1332
01:37:04.783 --> 01:37:07.077
I guess this is goodbye.
1333
01:37:07.160 --> 01:37:10.497
It's not goodbye. You know what?
Al didn't give you full disclosure.
1334
01:37:10.581 --> 01:37:12.291
Job's not done yet, Joe.
1335
01:37:12.374 --> 01:37:15.752
You're gonna be delivering this message
for the rest of your life.
1336
01:37:16.712 --> 01:37:18.755
I wouldn't have it any other way.
1337
01:37:20.257 --> 01:37:21.967
You and I will see each other again.
1338
01:37:24.720 --> 01:37:25.804
I love you.
1339
01:37:26.471 --> 01:37:27.556
Thank you.
1340
01:37:37.733 --> 01:37:39.067
I'm proud of you, buddy.
1341
01:37:39.151 --> 01:37:40.569
Thank you.
1342
01:37:48.702 --> 01:37:50.037
Come on, honey.
1343
01:37:55.334 --> 01:37:57.753
Hey, everyone. Uh...
1344
01:37:57.836 --> 01:37:59.588
You know my wife, Camille.
1345
01:38:00.756 --> 01:38:03.258
Hi. We met on the course.
1346
01:38:08.305 --> 01:38:10.307
I feel like I know each of you.
1347
01:38:11.391 --> 01:38:13.560
Your love for each other is beautiful.
1348
01:38:15.020 --> 01:38:19.358
Your support and your faith
in your husband is beautiful.
1349
01:38:20.692 --> 01:38:24.947
Joe, Mrs. Amable-amo, I'm no hero.
1350
01:38:26.240 --> 01:38:29.993
But your daughter, Audrey? She is.
1351
01:38:51.098 --> 01:38:53.851
"Pay to the order of jardin del sol.
1352
01:38:53.934 --> 01:38:57.020
Signed, Archibald borthwick."
1353
01:38:57.104 --> 01:38:59.481
I hope I spelled it right.
1354
01:38:59.565 --> 01:39:01.024
Yes, you spelled it right!
1355
01:39:02.067 --> 01:39:05.153
How can we ever... ever thank you?
1356
01:39:07.030 --> 01:39:08.198
Thank you, Joe.
1357
01:39:10.951 --> 01:39:11.952
Thank you.
1358
01:39:20.252 --> 01:39:23.046
Let's go home.
We have a lot to do.
1359
01:39:23.672 --> 01:39:25.007
Oh my god!
1360
01:39:25.090 --> 01:39:27.176
Your garden's going to be overrun.
1361
01:39:36.059 --> 01:39:37.436
Sponge cake!