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(soft sad music)

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(suspenseful music)
(indistinct voices chatter)

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(music screeching)
(indistinct voices chatter)

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(water burbles)
(bright upbeat music)

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- (exclaims) I'm king of the world!

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Oh shit! (thuds)
(soft music)

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- You moron.

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(bright upbeat music)

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- I king of world.

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- I'm lord of the sea!
(board clatters)

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(water splashes)

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(water burbles)
(soft music)

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- [Ed] (groans) Oh cold,
cold, cold (groans).

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(water splashes)
(feet tread)

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It's cold.
(feet tread)

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Hot tub, hot tub, hot tub.
- Your king, has been slain.

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Avenge me!
- Hot tub!

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(water splashes)
- [Charlie] Avenge, avenge me!

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Squire?

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(upbeat music)

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(water trickling)
(upbeat music)

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(water burbles)

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- Why?

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Why would you do that?

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Why?
(Charlie laughs)

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(Ed groans)

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- That was hilarious 'though. (laughs)

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- [Ed] You're a joke.
(soft upbeat music)

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(water burbles)
- What's that over...?

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- What?
(Ed groans)

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(water splashes)
(Charlie laughs)

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(upbeat music)

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- You're an asshole when you drink.

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- I always drink.

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- You're always an asshole.

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- [Charlie] I'm much worse
when I'm sober, I promise.

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- [Ed] (groans) I do not
wish that on anybody.

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(upbeat music)
(water burbles)

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- [Charlie] Speaking of which,
your king is out of booze.

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So you know that means?

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- What?

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- It means, a quest!

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- I'm going to bed.
- [Charlie] No!

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- Yeah.
(water burbles)

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- [Charlie] No you are,

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we have been called by God, the almighty,

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your precious Jesus on a sacred quest,

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sanctum sanctorum, the holiest of holies,

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the tabernacle itself.

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Come on!

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(Ed exclaims)
(Charlie exclaims)

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(drink fizzles)

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One is B E D,
(Ed giggles)

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this is B A R, let's do it.

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- (giggling) I'm going to bed,
go get my clothes, please.

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- My lord, you're at my house

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and at my house is the king's castle,

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my rules, you get my clothes.

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- But you're here to make me feel better.

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- But I am really cold,

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and would you please go get my clothes?

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Really cold?
- I don't wanna get clothes,

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go get the clothes.

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- [Charlie] How about I entice you?

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- What are you doing?

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(groans) Get off me!

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- [Charlie] I'm trying,
to entice you squire!

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- I'm enticed, I mean, get that off of me!

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- [Charlie] Have fun!
(water splashes)

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Do you have a towel?

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(soft music)

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Hey, hey buddy?

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Do you want something?
- Stop.

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- [Charlie] You're not feeling good?

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- I'm feeling fine, just tired.

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- I hope you feel
better, what do you want?

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What do you like?

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You want a mojito?

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- [Ed] No.
- A Moscow mule?

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- [Ed] Absolutely not.
- A margarita?

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- [Ed] No.

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- [Charlie] Mexican breakfast,
mint julep, Mumbai iced tea?

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- You don't know how to make any of those.

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- [Charlie] Would you know the difference?

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- Water. (groans)
- Okay, water.

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Coming right...
- Stop.

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(object clatters)

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You could probably use a water too.

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- [Charlie] That's probably smart.

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- [Ed] Where are you going?

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- [Charlie] Water's in the kitchen.

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- Ain't gonna let me go to sleep?

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- [Charlie] Sleep is just
practice for death, man,

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(cupboard door creaks)
don't embrace your weakness.

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(clatters utensils) Come on, wake up!

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- What are those for?

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- [Charlie] For proper hydration.

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- [Ed] Charlie.

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- [Charlie] Rage against
a dying inebriation.

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- What are you saying?

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- [Charlie] Don't sober
up, it's the worst.

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- [Ed] You never sober up.

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- [Charlie] Well, if you're always drunk,

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then you're never hung over,

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I mean, that's just science, you know?

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(drink splashing)
(utensils clattering)

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(soft music)

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(feet tread)

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(Charlie groans)

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- What is that?

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- [Charlie] Well, I
need to keep you awake.

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So, this is obviously
an energy based drink,

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but the problem is, is that
I didn't have enough vodka,

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so I added a little bit more,
but then I added too much,

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so I added a little bit more caffeine.

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But I think now, this is
the proper proportion,

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but anyways, you might wanna
drink this up real fast,

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to get the best results.

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- Oh no, it's not gonna happen.

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- [Charlie] Come on man.

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You're heartbroken and I promised
I'd help you feel better.

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- Mh mh.
- [Charlie] Heartbroken,

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not heartbroken, sad, happy,

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sober and drunk.

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You see the connection?

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I'll make you feel better, come on.

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(Ed groans)

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I'm serious,
(Ed groans)

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No, seriously, (indistinct).
- Okay, all right, stop.

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- [Charlie] Take that
hangover away, come on.

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- (whispers) Fuck.

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- [Charlie] Do not fall asleep on me.

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- I don't wanna.
(Charlie gulps)

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(Ed and Charlie gulp)

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(soft rock music)
(insects chirping)

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- (exclaims) Touchdown!
(Ed and Charlie groan)

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Get off me!

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- Don't be a sore loser man. (screams)

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(groans) Fuck you man.

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- Fuck me?

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Fuck you.
(glass shatters)

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(Ed and Charlie gasp)
Holy, sh...

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That was close.

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(soft rock music)

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- Yeah, sorry mom, do you need a refill?

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- Yeah, you know it's pretty fucked up

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that he keep her covered
up like that, man.

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- [Charlie] What?

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- [Ed] She's your mom!
- [Charlie] Shut up!

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(soft rock music)

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- [Ed] Seriously, seriously, seriously,

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I'm not in the mood, I'm not in the...

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(Ed and Charlie laugh)
(shield and blade clatter)

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- Off squire, you shall
not take me off the path.

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- (gasping) You're gonna kill yourself.

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- I'm on my quest!

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- (gasping) Don't, you're
gonna kill yourself.

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- No I'm not, I have the
strength, a man of steel.

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- Holy shit!

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(soft rock music)

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- (indistinct), a flesh wound.

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- You almost cut a finger (indistinct).

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- No, no, no, squire.

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Squire, I have the medicine
and knowledge to heal myself.

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- You're gonna need stitches.

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- Possessions yield (indistinct).

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(drink trickling)
(Charlie groans)

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(Ed and Charlie groan)

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(Charlie shouts indistinctly)
- Stop, stop, stop!

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(soft music)
(crow caws)

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(birds chirping)
(insects chirping)

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(Charlie whistling)
(egg sizzles)

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(utensils clatter)

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(Ed groans)

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(Ed speaks indistinctly)

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(door clatters)

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(Charlie whistling)
(utensils clattering)

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(egg sizzling)
(utensils clattering)

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(Ed groans)

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(Ed coughs)

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- [Charlie] How are you
doing in there, buddy?

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(Ed coughs)

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Oh shit! (sings)
(utensils clatter)

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(fire crackling)
(utensils clatter)

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(Ed groans)
(soft music)

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(Ed coughs)
(Ed groans)

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(feet tread)
(door knocks)

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(fire extinguisher fizzles)
(Ed speaks indistinctly)

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No one's home, please leave a message.

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(fire extinguisher fizzles)
(door knocks)

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(birds chirping)
(groans) goddamnit.

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(utensils clatter)
(glass shatters)

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(soft music)

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(door clatters)

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- [Duncan] Hey Charlie,
pleasure to see you again.

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- [Charlie] Oh, I don't
remember an appointment.

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- Probably because we
don't have one, excuse me.

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- [Charlie] No, oh,
oh, yeah, yeah, just...

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- Excuse me.
- (giggling) What you doing?

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You can't just come to my house...

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Sit down, take a seat.

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- I wish I could say, I was shocked to see

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you still live under the
illusion that this is your house.

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- 'Cause it is my house.

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- Your mother made her wishes very clear,

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it's no longer your house,

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and you're gonna have to vacate soon.

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- My mother didn't know
her head from her bosom,

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so...(chuckles)

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- Unfortunately, the
court disagrees with you,

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we need to go over a few items.

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- [Ed] (groans) Charlie,
what did I eat last night?

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Duncan?

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Hi, I did not know you were coming over.

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- Yeah, good to see you again.

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- Gimme one minute please.
(feet tread)

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- So what are you doing here?

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- It's been eight months
since your mother passed,

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time's up, you need to
get on with your life.

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- Yeah, she delayed her
death by like 200 years,

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and you only giving me eight months?

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- You need to watch your mouth.

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That woman suffered because
of her love for you.

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- Oh yeah, believe me,

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I know, she told me every single day.

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- And I'm telling you,

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you need to take contents in
his house, which you still own

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and self evict.

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It's on the market and
realtors will be here soon.

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- (chuckles) She can't
sell off my inheritance,

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I mean, it's Christmas, or it was.

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- (sighs) I know you're
having trouble with this.

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- Yes, you're damn right,

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because she lived 20 years too long

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and then she screws me
out of my inheritance.

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- She was trying to help you.
(Charlie chuckles)

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- This is a judgment, you
understand what that means?

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- No,
(paper rustling)

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can you bring me up to speed professor?

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'Cause I left my J.D in
my other pant's pockets.

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So, I'm gonna need you
to explain that to me.

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- Remember the judge?

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She was the one in the black
robe, she gave me this.

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It says, Charles, that's you,

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needs to go bye bye, you get a check.

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- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
(paper rustling)

250
00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,797
I don't have time for this.

251
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:15,807
- [Ed] You leaving already?

252
00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:18,653
- I'm getting a headache in here.

253
00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:23,811
- Yeah, we had a bit of
a good time last night.

254
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:27,640
- Mhm.
(birds chirping)

255
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:28,683
- Walk me to my car?

256
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:35,010
- Yeah, go for a little
track, have fun, have a blast.

257
00:12:35,010 --> 00:12:37,540
Talk about whatever you want
to, share your feelings,

258
00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:38,720
everything, it'd be great.

259
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:43,720
- Relax, relax.
(birds chirping)

260
00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:47,737
(door slams)

261
00:12:47,737 --> 00:12:50,154
(feet tread)

262
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,597
- [Ed] So, what brings you out here?

263
00:12:53,597 --> 00:12:56,265
(birds chirping)

264
00:12:56,265 --> 00:12:58,472
- The smell in there
classifies as a health hazard.

265
00:12:58,472 --> 00:13:01,520
- (sighs) I didn't notice,
I've been in there all day.

266
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:02,963
- Ed?
- What's wrong?

267
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:06,290
- Charlie hasn't responded
to any of my phone calls,

268
00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:09,450
texts, emails, letters.

269
00:13:09,450 --> 00:13:10,810
- Well, what's going on?

270
00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:13,840
- His mother didn't leave him
the house, she left it to AA

271
00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:17,700
and because they're selling
it, he needs to get out.

272
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,010
- Oh.
- By last month.

273
00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:23,340
And if anybody from my firm
saw the place like this,

274
00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,610
Charlie'd be thousands of dollars in debt,

275
00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:28,080
for diminished value, tens of thousands.

276
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,010
- It's not that bad.

277
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,873
- It needs to be fixed,

278
00:13:31,910 --> 00:13:33,780
because he no longer owns this place.

279
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:37,560
He needs to accept that,
this is disgusting.

280
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,293
He can't live like this and
you're fricking helping him.

281
00:13:42,173 --> 00:13:44,253
(birds chirping)
- Get it.

282
00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,413
- [Duncan] Good seeing you Edward.

283
00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:52,900
- You too Duncan.
(car alarm chimes)

284
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,313
You look good.
(car door slams)

285
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:02,295
(soft music)
(car engine revving)

286
00:14:02,770 --> 00:14:07,640
(food sizzling)
(utensils clattering)

287
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,228
Hey, did you know that--?
- Man, that guy's a dick!

288
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:12,300
(utensils clattering)

289
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,133
- What happened?
(utensils clattering)

290
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:15,380
How did you do this?
(utensils clattering)

291
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,220
- [Charlie] Just a little fire, no biggie.

292
00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:18,110
Anyways, what are you doing?

293
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:19,678
What's on the schedule for tonight?

294
00:14:19,678 --> 00:14:21,047
(food sizzling)

295
00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:22,810
- Are you cooking food?

296
00:14:22,810 --> 00:14:25,692
- Yeah, smells great, huh?
(utensils clatter)

297
00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:30,421
(Ed speaks indistinctly)
(food sizzling)

298
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:35,421
(Ed groans)
(Ed coughs)

299
00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,883
Amateur. (whistles)
(Ed groans)

300
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:43,458
(Ed coughs)
(Ed groans)

301
00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:51,963
(Ed sighs)

302
00:14:51,963 --> 00:14:54,230
(birds chirping)

303
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:56,958
(soft music)

304
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:59,560
(Ed sighs)

305
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:00,393
- Charlie?

306
00:15:04,593 --> 00:15:05,753
What the fuck man?

307
00:15:05,753 --> 00:15:09,614
How did this? (sighs)

308
00:15:09,614 --> 00:15:12,447
(objects clatter)

309
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:23,823
(game soundtrack playing)

310
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:30,290
- [Charlie] Finally, I'm
almost done with this level,

311
00:15:30,290 --> 00:15:31,500
you wanna join me?

312
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,220
- Hey, you thought about what Duncan said?

313
00:15:34,220 --> 00:15:36,320
- No, that really wasn't on my to-do list,

314
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,873
until later this week.

315
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:42,985
- I do not have enough energy to sit down.

316
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,717
- (groans) I can't help you there.

317
00:15:44,717 --> 00:15:46,880
- But my body is too
tired to keep standing.

318
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,200
- [Charlie] Have you ever tried squatting?

319
00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:52,180
It's really big in Asia.
(game soundtrack playing)

320
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,416
- Wait, how are you still fun?

321
00:15:53,416 --> 00:15:54,720
- (exclaims) You moron!

322
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,390
See, God, that's why the
world's falling apart,

323
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,603
people can't drive.

324
00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:04,883
- (groans) And what happened last night?

325
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:11,600
- Well, it involved fireworks,
a pool, you cried a lot.

326
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:15,000
We got into a fight with a
pizza delivery dispatcher,

327
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,120
oh, and then you got on a unicycle

328
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,190
and you pulled these
chainsaws out of the woods

329
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,067
and started juggling them and saying,

330
00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:26,570
"I am king of the bears,
sister!". (laughs)

331
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,165
- Did I embarrass myself?

332
00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:30,030
- [Charlie] (laughs) Yes. (grunts)

333
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,004
- Did I cry about my ex?

334
00:16:32,004 --> 00:16:34,410
- (laughs) I mean, no more than usual.

335
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,460
- How do you remember
so much more than I do?

336
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:38,010
- [Charlie] Spirit genetic son!

337
00:16:42,451 --> 00:16:43,310
- [Ed] You know this food,

338
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:47,013
looks both delicious and disgusting.

339
00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:53,360
My body is so upset, I
am never drinking again.

340
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,590
- [Charlie] Yeah, I remember
when I used to say that,

341
00:16:55,590 --> 00:16:58,520
I was 12 at the time,
you'll grow up little puppy.

342
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,060
- What'd you do to your hand?

343
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,833
- Oh, it's just a flesh flute.

344
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:07,350
- [Ed] Are you, are you still drunk?

345
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:09,238
- [Charlie] Ah, it's an inside
joke, don't worry about it.

346
00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,860
- [Ed] Seriously, you can
hardly hold the controller.

347
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,230
- I stabbed my finger,

348
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:15,380
you know, it was an
accident, I'm an adult.

349
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:16,820
- [Ed] That happened last night?

350
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:20,016
- [Charlie] Geez, mom, why
are you all up in my jet?

351
00:17:20,016 --> 00:17:23,500
God!
(feet tread)

352
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,170
- [Ed] So, did you hurt your hand before

353
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:26,790
or after I went to bed?

354
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:27,800
- Oh my God, geez, mom.

355
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:30,260
Would you stop cramping my style?

356
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,093
- I'm just trying...
- Why you trying

357
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:34,574
to be all sneaky, sneaky
creeper, stalker like?

358
00:17:34,574 --> 00:17:35,407
- [Ed] All right, all right.

359
00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:36,737
Just let me see your hand please?

360
00:17:36,737 --> 00:17:39,171
- Oh, oh, daddy,
(indistinct) long time, huh?

361
00:17:39,171 --> 00:17:42,010
- (chuckles) All right, okay, okay.

362
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,660
I'm just trying to figure
out what happened, Charlie.

363
00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:48,223
- Lemme ask you something,

364
00:17:48,223 --> 00:17:49,480
do you remember a few weeks ago,

365
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,940
when I had to do a huge favor

366
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,550
and dodged you to stop talking to your ex?

367
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:57,000
'Cause I would love for you
to do that for me right now,

368
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,403
- Do what for you?
- Stop talking.

369
00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:03,265
(Blender buzzes)

370
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,010
- How are you so okay?

371
00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:10,911
It's like you didn't even drink.

372
00:18:10,911 --> 00:18:13,660
- What?
(blender buzzes)

373
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,410
(Charlie groans)

374
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,123
Oh, perfect timing.

375
00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:24,277
Now, what were your concerns, my friend?

376
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,720
- I'm just trying to
figure it out Charlie.

377
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,200
- You know what?

378
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,760
We're almost out of booze.

379
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:33,650
So what I'm thinking is,
we are gonna go get some,

380
00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:36,260
and I'm gonna go shower, I'll be back.

381
00:18:37,836 --> 00:18:41,169
(shower water splashes)

382
00:18:47,886 --> 00:18:50,007
(bottle clatters)

383
00:18:50,007 --> 00:18:52,757
(Charlie groans)

384
00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:57,256
(shower door rattling)

385
00:18:57,256 --> 00:19:01,904
No.
(shower door rattling)

386
00:19:01,904 --> 00:19:03,724
Oh come...
(shower water splashes)

387
00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:04,944
Ed?

388
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,543
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

389
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:09,960
(soft music)

390
00:19:16,317 --> 00:19:19,317
(suspenseful music)

391
00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:33,991
- Okay.
(paper rustling)

392
00:19:33,991 --> 00:19:36,824
(bottles clatter)

393
00:19:40,922 --> 00:19:43,755
(shelves clatter)

394
00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:46,560
(bottles clatter)

395
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,810
(shower water slashes)

396
00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:56,834
(bottles clatter)
(suspenseful music)

397
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:21,320
(drinks glug)

398
00:20:30,144 --> 00:20:33,176
(bottles clatter)

399
00:20:33,176 --> 00:20:35,593
(soft music)

400
00:20:36,993 --> 00:20:39,353
(bottles clatter)

401
00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:44,353
(shower water splashes)
(Charlie humming)

402
00:20:48,158 --> 00:20:49,371
(cupboard door creaks)

403
00:20:49,371 --> 00:20:51,762
(suspenseful music)

404
00:20:51,762 --> 00:20:54,595
(bottles clatter)

405
00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:58,426
(drinks glug)

406
00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:01,457
(cupboard door creaks)

407
00:21:01,457 --> 00:21:04,477
(suspenseful music)

408
00:21:04,477 --> 00:21:06,527
(shower water splashes)

409
00:21:06,527 --> 00:21:08,119
(suspenseful music)

410
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:09,077
- Hey, what'd you do?

411
00:21:09,077 --> 00:21:09,910
Fall in?

412
00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:13,874
- You're not my mum.
(shower water splashes)

413
00:21:13,874 --> 00:21:18,449
(Charlie humming)
(suspenseful music)

414
00:21:18,449 --> 00:21:19,654
(bottles clatter)

415
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:20,487
(suspenseful music)

416
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:23,320
(bottles clatter)

417
00:21:28,002 --> 00:21:30,502
(drink glugs)

418
00:21:32,954 --> 00:21:34,137
- Wo, wo, what you doing?

419
00:21:34,137 --> 00:21:35,087
- I'm just finishing up.
(bottles clatter)

420
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:37,860
- What you doing?
- I'm just, I'm finishing...

421
00:21:39,140 --> 00:21:40,650
Why don't you just take a seat?

422
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,161
- No, I don't wanna take a seat.

423
00:21:43,161 --> 00:21:45,760
(bottles clatter)

424
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,030
Why are you stealing my shit?

425
00:21:47,030 --> 00:21:49,870
- I am not stealing
anything, just calm down.

426
00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:51,600
- I am calm, I'm not, not even that mad.

427
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,340
It's not like, you're
not gonna pay me back.

428
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:56,010
I'm just wondering, what gives
you the right to do this?

429
00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,548
- Because I'm your friend?

430
00:21:57,548 --> 00:21:58,381
- (chuckles) My friend?

431
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:01,660
What, you had such a terrible hangover,

432
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:03,980
that the mere thought
of booze made you sick,

433
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:06,270
so you had to throw all mine away?

434
00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:08,463
- No, this is an intervention.

435
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,840
- You think you have a right
to give me an intervention?

436
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,630
- [Ed] Well, no one else
is, and you need one.

437
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:18,770
- [Charlie] Why now?

438
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:20,330
Why not years ago?

439
00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:21,540
Few months ago, weeks?

440
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,373
I don't know.

441
00:22:22,373 --> 00:22:23,860
- [Ed] Because you weren't safe last night

442
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:25,930
and this has cost you
jobs, girlfriends, friends,

443
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:27,200
and now, a home.

444
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,780
- [Charlie] No, you
being fucking ridiculous.

445
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,170
I drank because I lost my jobs,

446
00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:32,810
because I lost my girlfriends, because...

447
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,490
And you remember how much
of a controlling bitch

448
00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:36,980
my sweet dear, wonderful mother was!

449
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,150
- This place is worth millions,

450
00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:39,840
isn't that worth your sobriety?

451
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,152
- No, well, it's too late for that.

452
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,020
- (chuckles) Okay, what
about our friendship?

453
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,550
- Don't be ridiculous.

454
00:22:45,550 --> 00:22:47,040
- [Ed] Oh, I think that pretty much proves

455
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,370
that you're an alcoholic.

456
00:22:48,370 --> 00:22:49,203
- [Charlie] Alcoholic?

457
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,310
No, that proves that I
don't like you very much.

458
00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:55,280
Which one of us is so obsessed
with fucking sky daddy

459
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,930
and his little baby Jesus,

460
00:22:56,930 --> 00:22:59,763
just because you can't
maintain a relationship.

461
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:02,293
Which one of us is miserable?

462
00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:05,360
Miserably, pining over some boy,

463
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:08,060
who doesn't even remember
your fucking name?

464
00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:10,030
(sad music)

465
00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:12,600
I'll stop drinking, when
you stop going to church

466
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,560
or, you know at least I'll pour out

467
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,263
a bottle of champagne in homage.

468
00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:19,963
- [Ed] This isn't over Charlie.

469
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,410
- [Charlie] So you think
I need to stop drinking,

470
00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:24,910
and you think you're the
one who's gonna do that?

471
00:23:24,910 --> 00:23:26,990
- [Ed] No, I've seen, that
you need to stop drinking

472
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,680
and someone needs to help you do that.

473
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,490
- So you've been reading
them AA pamphlets?

474
00:23:30,490 --> 00:23:32,190
- Yeah, I Googled around.

475
00:23:32,190 --> 00:23:34,532
- Googled.
- [Ed] Mhm.

476
00:23:34,532 --> 00:23:36,950
- Do you know what the
definition of addiction is?

477
00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:38,710
- No, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me.

478
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,710
- Addiction, is the inability
to stop a chronic behavior,

479
00:23:41,710 --> 00:23:43,930
despite adverse consequences.

480
00:23:43,930 --> 00:23:45,810
Adverse means bad me.

481
00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:49,960
Me, I'm happy when I drink,
and when I'm sober, I'm sad.

482
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,310
You, when you start
dating you're just sad,

483
00:23:52,310 --> 00:23:54,300
because you're so pathetic and lonely,

484
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,670
no one even wants to be near
you, but you keep trying.

485
00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:02,500
Insanity is doing the same
thing over and over again,

486
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,932
expecting different results.

487
00:24:04,932 --> 00:24:08,051
And I'm happy, what about you?

488
00:24:08,051 --> 00:24:09,450
- [Ed] Look, I'm just trying to help,

489
00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:10,670
you don't need to be a dick.

490
00:24:10,670 --> 00:24:13,160
- [Charlie] Oh, this is
help, this isn't helping me.

491
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,990
This is you being so upset,

492
00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:16,850
because you lost another boyfriend

493
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,820
and you're pushing down
all of your problems on me,

494
00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:21,030
just to distract from
your own pathetic life.

495
00:24:21,030 --> 00:24:23,400
- Okay, well you can
say whatever you want,

496
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,770
but you're not leaving
till I've detoxed you.

497
00:24:25,770 --> 00:24:26,780
- How do you, how do you even think

498
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,740
that's gonna possibly work?

499
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,550
You don't think I'll out maneuver you?

500
00:24:30,550 --> 00:24:31,940
- Do you know what friendship is?

501
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:34,220
It's sacrifice, and I don't
know how this is gonna end,

502
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,851
but I want you to be fucking healthy.

503
00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:39,730
- (groans) Yours is
the patois of pathetic,

504
00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,670
the preamble of the petulant,

505
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:44,384
the protestations of the (indistinct).

506
00:24:44,384 --> 00:24:45,230
- [Ed] You know what?

507
00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:47,460
None of those words
telling me that I'm wrong.

508
00:24:47,460 --> 00:24:48,340
- [Charlie] Yeah, you're wrong.

509
00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,640
- [Ed] All right, well, then prove it.

510
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,260
Spend a week here with me sober,

511
00:24:52,260 --> 00:24:55,963
if you prove me wrong, I'll
never mention it again.

512
00:24:56,881 --> 00:24:58,800
- I have no reason to do that.

513
00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,970
- You're on winter vacation,

514
00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:02,350
I own my own business, we're closed.

515
00:25:02,350 --> 00:25:05,050
I got all the time in the
world, prove me wrong.

516
00:25:05,050 --> 00:25:06,637
- Why would I care to do that?

517
00:25:06,637 --> 00:25:08,410
- (chuckles) 'Cause nothing,

518
00:25:08,410 --> 00:25:11,410
nothing makes you happier
than proving me wrong.

519
00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:12,930
- I don't even like you enough,

520
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,680
to even wanna prove you wrong.

521
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,230
- We both know that's not true.

522
00:25:17,290 --> 00:25:19,300
- And anyway, aren't you
supposed to wait until,

523
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:20,450
I've hit rock bottom?

524
00:25:20,450 --> 00:25:21,283
We're not there yet.

525
00:25:21,283 --> 00:25:22,880
- Yeah, well, I'm
getting tired of waiting,

526
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,250
so rock bottom's coming to you pal.

527
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,083
- I'm not kidding,

528
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:27,990
this whole God fetish
thing just freaks me out.

529
00:25:27,990 --> 00:25:30,379
You stop praying, is when I stop drinking.

530
00:25:30,379 --> 00:25:33,260
- (groans) You're so manically addicted,

531
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:34,970
that you can't even
stay in the same topic.

532
00:25:34,970 --> 00:25:36,530
- [Charlie] You're literally addicted

533
00:25:36,530 --> 00:25:38,300
to the opiates of the masses.

534
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,530
- Can't believe that I let
you find out about that.

535
00:25:40,530 --> 00:25:42,730
- You talked to a bearded man
in the sky, it's no big deal.

536
00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:44,010
- You don't even really have a choice

537
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,550
in the matter. (chuckles)
- [Charlie] Excuse me?

538
00:25:45,550 --> 00:25:47,060
- Oh, you don't remember that?

539
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:50,220
You don't remember
yesterday, that's a shocker.

540
00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:53,400
You threw your phone in the
pool, (sniffles) mine's hidden

541
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,230
and the nearest store
is about 15 miles away.

542
00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:58,757
- So you're illegally kidnapping me?

543
00:25:58,757 --> 00:26:00,857
- (chuckles) Oh, I'm legally detoxing you.

544
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:03,453
- All right.

545
00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:07,327
All right, fine, I drink too much.

546
00:26:07,327 --> 00:26:09,663
I'm not an alcoholic.
- Okay.

547
00:26:09,663 --> 00:26:10,496
- You think you're gonna keep me here,

548
00:26:10,496 --> 00:26:12,504
well then, game on sister.

549
00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:15,254
(seat rustling)

550
00:26:19,670 --> 00:26:20,770
- You want some water?

551
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:23,673
Nice.

552
00:26:31,861 --> 00:26:35,229
(suspenseful music)
(birds chirping)

553
00:26:35,229 --> 00:26:37,896
(feet treading)

554
00:26:45,249 --> 00:26:50,194
(drink fizzles)
(teeth chattering)

555
00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,861
(feet treading)

556
00:26:55,009 --> 00:26:56,621
(bottles clattering)

557
00:26:56,621 --> 00:26:58,729
(clothes rustling)

558
00:26:58,729 --> 00:27:01,396
(feet treading)

559
00:27:04,827 --> 00:27:06,000
(tools clattering)

560
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,473
- Okay, all right, cool, okay.

561
00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:12,613
I'm sorry, sorry about what
I said about, about you.

562
00:27:13,630 --> 00:27:15,160
It doesn't give you a
right to take my alcohol

563
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,543
and throw it all away but, I'm sorry.

564
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,570
- [Ed] Okay.
(tools clatter)

565
00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:24,451
- It's just that, that
was $500 worth of booze.

566
00:27:24,451 --> 00:27:25,400
(Ed chuckles)
(tools clattering)

567
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,050
What do you don't think it was that much?

568
00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:29,670
- [Ed] Oh, I think the liquor
and the pool house was,

569
00:27:29,670 --> 00:27:31,520
but you're doing a
terrible job of adding up

570
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,353
the rest of the house.

571
00:27:32,353 --> 00:27:33,330
- Are you kidding me?

572
00:27:33,330 --> 00:27:34,880
- [Ed] Hey, do you wanna fight?

573
00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:37,250
- How much did you take?

574
00:27:38,453 --> 00:27:39,760
- (sighs) Are we gonna fight

575
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,285
or can I get back to work please?

576
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,560
- [Charlie] Do you know
the worst type of people

577
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,393
on this planet?

578
00:27:43,393 --> 00:27:44,540
- [Ed] Oh I cannot wait to find out.

579
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:46,640
- People who recline their airline seats,

580
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,050
people who don't pick up the shit

581
00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:49,280
after their fucking (indistinct)

582
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,120
and people who try to tell
me how to live my life.

583
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,120
- [Ed] Well, I guess that
makes me the worst then.

584
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,300
- What you doing to my truck?

585
00:27:54,300 --> 00:27:55,700
- [Ed] I'm changing the oil.

586
00:27:57,339 --> 00:27:58,339
- (sighs) Thank you.

587
00:27:59,656 --> 00:28:02,083
- (sighs) Answer the question?

588
00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:06,940
- We're friends, we're friends

589
00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:08,590
and my mood is not dependent on alcohol,

590
00:28:08,590 --> 00:28:10,040
so no, we're not gonna fight.

591
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,903
- Okay, then.
(clothes rustling)

592
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:18,870
- (sighs) How much did you take?

593
00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:21,360
- [Ed] How much of what?
- Alcohol Ed?

594
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,133
- [Ed] None.
- [Charlie] Really?

595
00:28:24,270 --> 00:28:26,670
(chuckles)
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

596
00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:27,920
Where is it?

597
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,680
Where is it?
(tools clattering)

598
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,490
- [Ed] I didn't take
any, but I guesstimate

599
00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:34,492
that I threw out roughly all of it.

600
00:28:34,492 --> 00:28:37,409
(tools clattering)

601
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:44,542
(suspenseful music)
(tools clattering)

602
00:28:45,645 --> 00:28:48,728
(objects clattering)

603
00:28:49,566 --> 00:28:52,316
(Charlie groans)

604
00:28:54,237 --> 00:28:57,387
(suspenseful music)

605
00:28:57,387 --> 00:29:00,220
(bottles shatter)

606
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,590
- Hey, you didn't even
get half of my booze.

607
00:29:10,590 --> 00:29:12,180
- You're shaking, I got all of it.

608
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:14,250
- No, I've got alcohol hidden
all throughout the house,

609
00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:16,470
so you didn't have time to
search for a third of it.

610
00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:17,880
- Yeah, except for the fact that

611
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,600
I've been coming here for years

612
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,090
and you had no reason
to hide the drinking.

613
00:29:22,090 --> 00:29:24,130
All I had to do was look
in the obvious forts.

614
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:26,230
- What the hell are you doing to my truck?

615
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,005
- Changing the filters?

616
00:29:29,005 --> 00:29:32,233
- (shivering) Thank you. (panting)

617
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,221
(suspenseful music)
(tools clattering)

618
00:29:36,221 --> 00:29:38,929
(Charlie groans)

619
00:29:38,929 --> 00:29:41,283
(drink trickles)

620
00:29:41,283 --> 00:29:43,201
(drink fizzles)
(Charlie giggles)

621
00:29:43,201 --> 00:29:45,414
(feet tread)
(drink fizzles)

622
00:29:45,414 --> 00:29:47,853
(Charlie groans)
Fuck!

623
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:55,620
All right, challenge, challenge accepted.

624
00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:58,550
- [Ed] Glad to hear it.
(tools clattering)

625
00:29:58,550 --> 00:29:59,650
- What are the stakes?

626
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,270
- I just want you to stop drinking.

627
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:05,933
- That's it?

628
00:30:05,933 --> 00:30:08,660
- That's it.
(tools clattering)

629
00:30:08,660 --> 00:30:12,477
- Fine, I'm stronger than you are.

630
00:30:13,481 --> 00:30:15,564
- [Ed] Certainly hope so.

631
00:30:19,559 --> 00:30:21,722
(suspenseful music)

632
00:30:21,722 --> 00:30:23,845
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)
(drink fizzles)

633
00:30:23,845 --> 00:30:25,968
(suspenseful music)

634
00:30:25,968 --> 00:30:27,051
- Fuck, fuck!

635
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:30,509
(drink burbles)
(dramatic music)

636
00:30:30,509 --> 00:30:33,509
(suspenseful music)

637
00:30:39,063 --> 00:30:40,966
All right, changing my mind. (panting)

638
00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:42,080
- (sighs) No surprise there.

639
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,180
- Where are the keys?

640
00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:44,013
- To the truck?

641
00:30:44,013 --> 00:30:46,990
- I am really trying hard to
be patient with you right now.

642
00:30:46,990 --> 00:30:48,020
- In the ignition.

643
00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:48,853
- Thank you, thank you.

644
00:30:48,853 --> 00:30:50,580
I'm going to the store to grab a six pack.

645
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:51,630
Do you need anything?
- No.

646
00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:53,720
- Do you need a cold soda?
- No, all right, all right.

647
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,877
I'll wait, I'll wait then.
- Some bananas,

648
00:30:54,877 --> 00:30:56,180
something thank you.

649
00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:59,189
Finally, something's fucking going my way.

650
00:30:59,189 --> 00:31:01,939
(car door slams)

651
00:31:04,122 --> 00:31:05,730
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

652
00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:06,563
- Did you figure it out trucks work?

653
00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:09,960
- No, I didn't forget, I didn't
forget how a truck works.

654
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,080
Can you please just help me out?

655
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,270
I'm inside already,
you're already outside,

656
00:31:13,270 --> 00:31:14,270
please?
- Yeah, all right, all right,

657
00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,236
I got it, I got it, I got
it, I got it, I got it.

658
00:31:15,236 --> 00:31:18,973
- [Charlie] Thank you so much. (sighs)

659
00:31:18,973 --> 00:31:21,470
(Charlie whimpers)

660
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:23,050
- Have a safe trip, see you soon.

661
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:23,883
- Thank you.

662
00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:27,720
And I understand what you were
trying to do was to help me,

663
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,309
but this is definitely above
your pay grade. (panting)

664
00:31:31,309 --> 00:31:34,269
(keys rattling)
- Okay.

665
00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:37,542
(suspenseful music)
- No, no. (sniffles)

666
00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:40,472
(keys rattling)

667
00:31:40,472 --> 00:31:42,260
You did not change the oil.

668
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:43,158
- I did.

669
00:31:43,158 --> 00:31:45,120
- Then why won't it fucking start?

670
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,274
- I also took apart the engine.

671
00:31:47,274 --> 00:31:49,805
(Charlie exclaims)

672
00:31:49,805 --> 00:31:51,725
Fuck, fuck!

673
00:31:51,725 --> 00:31:53,354
Fuck it, goddamnit!

674
00:31:53,354 --> 00:31:55,605
You son of a, son of a bitch!

675
00:31:55,605 --> 00:31:56,438
Fuck!

676
00:31:57,425 --> 00:31:58,258
Fuck it!

677
00:31:58,258 --> 00:31:59,783
God...Shit!

678
00:31:59,783 --> 00:32:03,341
(suspenseful music)

679
00:32:03,341 --> 00:32:04,320
(Charlie groans)

680
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,153
Goddamnit!

681
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,032
Fuck!

682
00:32:10,032 --> 00:32:13,118
(Charlie pants)

683
00:32:13,118 --> 00:32:18,118
(fire crackles)
(feet treading)

684
00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:19,590
This is so stupid.

685
00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:20,477
- Fire's good for the soul.

686
00:32:20,477 --> 00:32:22,010
- Not the fire dumb ass.

687
00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:22,950
- Suit yourself.

688
00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:24,990
- Seriously, a beer
wouldn't kill me right now.

689
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:27,200
- I am starting to hope that I would.

690
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,100
- Just, just take the pain away.

691
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:31,430
- [Ed] Look, you're
anxious, that's normal.

692
00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:33,840
I'm just trying to help you relax,

693
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,340
bad stuff won't start till tomorrow.

694
00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:38,800
- [Charlie] Yeah right,
(indistinct) chance in hell.

695
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,767
- [Ed] I'm not giving up on this, Charlie.

696
00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:42,000
- [Charlie] Oh, that worked out great

697
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,737
with your ex didn't it?

698
00:32:43,737 --> 00:32:47,366
(insects chirping)
(birds chirping)

699
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:50,588
(feet treading)

700
00:32:50,588 --> 00:32:53,005
(soft music)

701
00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:58,312
(drink glugs)

702
00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:01,793
(bottle clatters)

703
00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:03,488
(Charlie sighs)
(clothes rustling)

704
00:33:03,488 --> 00:33:05,905
(Ed snoring)

705
00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:13,551
(whispers) Ed, Ed.
(Ed snoring)

706
00:33:15,288 --> 00:33:16,504
(clothes rustling)

707
00:33:16,504 --> 00:33:18,921
(Ed snoring)

708
00:33:21,843 --> 00:33:26,843
(objects clattering)
(Ed snoring)

709
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:03,313
(ladder clatters)
Damn it!

710
00:34:03,313 --> 00:34:05,093
- You having a hard time sleeping?

711
00:34:07,230 --> 00:34:10,063
- No, I'm looking for headphones,
you snore like a hippo.

712
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,160
- How many hippos have you slept with?

713
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,810
- [Charlie] Don't ask.
- Get back to bed.

714
00:34:15,810 --> 00:34:18,430
- I can't asshole, I'm
not feeling too hot.

715
00:34:18,430 --> 00:34:19,400
- You know the cure for that?

716
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,260
- [Charlie] I'm looking for the cure.

717
00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:22,093
- It's not the cure I was talking about.

718
00:34:22,093 --> 00:34:24,390
- [Charlie] Oh, were
you talking about God?

719
00:34:24,390 --> 00:34:26,512
- [Ed] I could have.
- You amaze me.

720
00:34:26,512 --> 00:34:27,345
- (sighs) Thank you.

721
00:34:27,345 --> 00:34:29,470
- Not a compliment.

722
00:34:29,470 --> 00:34:30,780
- You won't find any booze.

723
00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:33,860
- Oh, I'll find booze before you find God.

724
00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:34,940
- Game on.

725
00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:37,010
- Seriously, you talked
to a man in the sky,

726
00:34:37,010 --> 00:34:39,359
but me having a drink
on earth, is a problem.

727
00:34:39,359 --> 00:34:41,100
- Do you know what the
difference between us is?

728
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:43,309
- About 25 pounds and 75 IQ points.

729
00:34:43,309 --> 00:34:46,450
- (sighs) If 10 years ago,
we both saw a man flying.

730
00:34:46,450 --> 00:34:47,283
- Aha.

731
00:34:47,283 --> 00:34:48,270
- I'm serious, this is a story.

732
00:34:48,270 --> 00:34:49,380
- I'm listening.

733
00:34:49,380 --> 00:34:51,450
- Do you want some soda water?

734
00:34:51,450 --> 00:34:54,600
- 10 years ago, we saw a
hallucination of a guy flying.

735
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,940
- The difference is, if
we both saw man flying,

736
00:34:56,940 --> 00:34:59,330
I'd still believe it and you'd
have rationalized it away.

737
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:00,163
- Thank you.

738
00:35:00,163 --> 00:35:01,380
- Oh, you're glad that
you're lying to yourself?

739
00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:03,260
- Yes, because men don't fly.

740
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:04,360
- To you.

741
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,010
I felt God once Charlie,
that was enough for me.

742
00:35:07,010 --> 00:35:08,370
- I did too,

743
00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:11,493
but my incarnation of God
was a bottle of JW Blue.

744
00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,810
- No, you feel it every time you drink

745
00:35:14,810 --> 00:35:17,200
or at least you're searching for it.

746
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,370
I don't, I accept what it was

747
00:35:19,370 --> 00:35:21,600
and that I was gifted to feel God's hand.

748
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,910
And I'm okay living without that feeling,

749
00:35:23,910 --> 00:35:25,790
because I don't have to force myself

750
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,158
to pretend it wasn't there.

751
00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:29,147
- Oh you're a regular Mother Teresa.

752
00:35:29,147 --> 00:35:30,490
- (chuckles) Do you wanna pray with me?

753
00:35:30,490 --> 00:35:32,660
- I wanna drink, I'm shaking,

754
00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:34,080
I'm shivering, I could be dying,

755
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,040
you know some people die from withdrawal?

756
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,420
- Oh, so this is a withdrawal?

757
00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:39,960
- No, I'm not, I'm not an alcoholic.

758
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,350
My body is dependent on alcohol,

759
00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,430
like yours is dependent on caffeine.

760
00:35:43,430 --> 00:35:44,510
It doesn't make me an addict,

761
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,880
it just means that you're
toying with my physiology.

762
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:47,719
- Okay.

763
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,469
- (shouting) I am not an alcoholic!

764
00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:52,710
- I believe you.

765
00:35:52,710 --> 00:35:55,180
- Stop me from feeling like that.

766
00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:57,940
- [Ed] You're killing
yourself, I'm saving you.

767
00:35:57,940 --> 00:36:00,930
- I've decided I don't have
any desire to live like this.

768
00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:02,980
- [Ed] You will, I'm
giving you your sight back

769
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:05,230
and that hurts, I know it hurts Charlie,

770
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,990
but you're going to thank me.

771
00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:08,620
- I'm more than likely gonna kill you.

772
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:09,910
- [Ed] Okay, I know you're in pain.

773
00:36:09,910 --> 00:36:11,063
- Seriously, do you have any idea

774
00:36:11,063 --> 00:36:13,170
how difficult it is to feel
different from everyone else,

775
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,513
and not be special?

776
00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,560
To just embrace your uniqueness?

777
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,970
To realize you have nothing to offer,

778
00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:22,590
no talent worth your quirks, (sniffles)

779
00:36:22,590 --> 00:36:26,320
nothing to mitigate the fact
that you're just abnormal,

780
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,750
a Darwinian failure

781
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,860
and you don't even have
anything to offer for it?

782
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:32,150
I don't wanna live a normal life

783
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,600
and I'm not capable of
living an extraordinary one,

784
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,910
I teach math at community college.

785
00:36:36,910 --> 00:36:38,450
- [Ed] I don't want you
to live a short life

786
00:36:38,450 --> 00:36:39,950
and deep down, neither do you.

787
00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:41,550
- [Charlie] Yes, I do.

788
00:36:41,550 --> 00:36:43,390
A sober life is a mundane life,

789
00:36:43,390 --> 00:36:45,760
a life of grasping at caffeine

790
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,020
and gods and sex and toys to stay awake,

791
00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:51,990
a life of submitting to the
mundane and the supernatural.

792
00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:53,463
Discussing paradox by the way,

793
00:36:53,463 --> 00:36:55,830
it's a submission to the
supernatural and the mundane,

794
00:36:55,830 --> 00:36:59,170
to just slog through this
phases of festive world

795
00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:00,897
we parasitically inhabit.

796
00:37:00,897 --> 00:37:02,880
'Cause I was happy yesterday,

797
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,098
where I (indistinct), but I'm happy

798
00:37:05,098 --> 00:37:07,900
and you're just making
me healthy and miserable.

799
00:37:07,900 --> 00:37:09,223
What sorta hell demon are you?

800
00:37:09,223 --> 00:37:11,700
- [Ed] This is going to be
good for you, I promise,

801
00:37:11,700 --> 00:37:13,060
you're gonna thank me.

802
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:15,290
- You already bet our friendship,

803
00:37:15,290 --> 00:37:18,650
(indistinct) you're coming damn
close to bet my life on it.

804
00:37:18,650 --> 00:37:20,520
- You'd rather die than be sober?

805
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:22,210
- [Charlie] I'd rather have not been born,

806
00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:24,040
but your God didn't give
me a choice in that matter,

807
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,530
so yes, I'd rather speed up
the trip to hell down below,

808
00:37:26,530 --> 00:37:29,010
than soberly zombie through
this life here applebaum.

809
00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:31,840
- [Ed] I see a world where
you're happy and sober.

810
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,210
You don't think you want it,

811
00:37:33,210 --> 00:37:34,270
but I'm telling you that you do.

812
00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:35,823
- Come on, you're wrong.

813
00:37:36,750 --> 00:37:38,830
I'm smarter than you
and I know you're wrong,

814
00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:41,530
but you tricked me, and so
now you're stronger than I am,

815
00:37:41,530 --> 00:37:42,480
but you're torturing me.

816
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,390
I'm gonna be sober and
miserable and then dead,

817
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:47,313
and that's on your soul Moses.

818
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:50,143
- Where are you going?

819
00:37:50,143 --> 00:37:53,893
- [Charlie] To (indistinct)?

820
00:38:01,922 --> 00:38:06,922
(Charlie groans)
(soft music)

821
00:38:31,050 --> 00:38:33,717
(Charlie pants)

822
00:38:38,695 --> 00:38:41,445
(Charlie groans)

823
00:39:17,502 --> 00:39:20,252
(window squeaks)

824
00:39:29,537 --> 00:39:32,204
(Charlie thuds)

825
00:39:35,264 --> 00:39:38,181
(insects chirping)

826
00:39:39,956 --> 00:39:41,208
(Charlie panting)

827
00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,708
(door creaks)

828
00:39:46,822 --> 00:39:49,655
(Charlie panting)

829
00:39:53,282 --> 00:39:58,282
(feet treading)
(Charlie panting)

830
00:40:03,188 --> 00:40:04,771
Fuck it, goddamnit!

831
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,113
Fuck!

832
00:40:11,498 --> 00:40:14,748
(bottle shatters)
Shit!

833
00:40:15,685 --> 00:40:20,685
(Charlie gulps)
(Charlie pants)

834
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:26,660
(bottle shatters)
(Charlie panting)

835
00:40:31,892 --> 00:40:34,559
(drink fizzles)

836
00:40:35,943 --> 00:40:38,900
I don't really think you understand it,

837
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:39,733
you know I'm like,

838
00:40:39,733 --> 00:40:44,150
on my best days, I'm really
difficult (sighs) to handle.

839
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,170
- Yeah, I don't need
to understand anything.

840
00:40:46,170 --> 00:40:49,350
- No, you do, I could be mean (panting)

841
00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:50,490
and I'm not just saying mean,

842
00:40:50,490 --> 00:40:53,390
I'm talking about fucking vicious.

843
00:40:53,390 --> 00:40:55,960
You know me on, you know
me when I'm at my worst.

844
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,100
- Yeah.

845
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:59,790
- Or you think you do, but you don't.

846
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,640
'Cause once you take this away from me,

847
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:05,800
I, (panting) just un...

848
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:10,800
just a straight unholy terror, on you.

849
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:12,030
But it's not because...

850
00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:13,460
It's not because I...

851
00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:15,830
It's not because I hate you or anything.

852
00:41:15,830 --> 00:41:18,410
It's, it's, you know, I
think you're pretty swell,

853
00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:19,610
I think you're decent.
- Thanks.

854
00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:21,296
- You're great, but I just
don't wanna say anything,

855
00:41:21,296 --> 00:41:24,260
that that could make you,
that can make you run away,

856
00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:27,160
just you know, disappear
forever, you know?

857
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,153
- Not bothered.

858
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,610
- Do you understand
how difficult I can be?

859
00:41:31,610 --> 00:41:33,140
I think I'm charming,

860
00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:36,610
I think I am just the funniest
fucking person on the planet,

861
00:41:36,610 --> 00:41:41,000
but you know Ed, I will fucking
destroy you (sighs) is...

862
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,030
- You're being dramatic.
- No, I'm not being dramatic.

863
00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:45,530
I've just really tried,

864
00:41:45,530 --> 00:41:47,017
I'm trying to hit it at home to you Ed,

865
00:41:47,017 --> 00:41:49,320
and you're really not
understanding it but...

866
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,590
- [Ed] No, what you're doing
is you're trying to get a drink

867
00:41:51,590 --> 00:41:52,980
and you're not gonna get one.

868
00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:54,920
- [Charlie] No, I'm,
I'm, I'm talking about

869
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,603
the immediate situation at hand.

870
00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:00,300
That's what I'm worried about

871
00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,580
and I'm a little stressed out

872
00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:03,950
and I just need something
to take the edge off.

873
00:42:03,950 --> 00:42:04,783
That's it!

874
00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:06,440
But I don't want to say something

875
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,912
that's gonna fucking hurt you.

876
00:42:07,912 --> 00:42:09,080
(Charlie yells)

877
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,122
Come on, do you wanna
hear things like faggot?

878
00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:13,020
(dramatic music)
Queer, cock sucker?

879
00:42:13,020 --> 00:42:14,840
Do you want me to keep going?

880
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,070
Jesus freak.
(fists crackle)

881
00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:18,810
Faggot, faggot, faggot!

882
00:42:18,810 --> 00:42:21,430
Do you want me to bring that
up like the Catholic church?

883
00:42:21,430 --> 00:42:23,916
How God is just nothing but
a fucking disappointment?

884
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,749
(dramatic music)

885
00:42:24,749 --> 00:42:26,490
You're talking to some invisible man,

886
00:42:26,490 --> 00:42:29,119
this guy who doesn't even fucking listen

887
00:42:29,119 --> 00:42:33,463
to what you fucking saying. (sniffles)

888
00:42:33,463 --> 00:42:34,868
Huh?

889
00:42:34,868 --> 00:42:36,200
- All right, let's go.

890
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,033
- [Charlie] Where are we going?

891
00:42:37,033 --> 00:42:37,940
What are we doing?

892
00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:38,773
I'm game I'm down, come on.

893
00:42:38,773 --> 00:42:40,370
- [Ed] All right, it's...
- [Charlie] Let's go, buddy.

894
00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:41,410
Let's go, I just...

895
00:42:41,410 --> 00:42:42,860
- [Ed] Let's sweat it outta ya.

896
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:43,700
- What are we sweating out?

897
00:42:43,700 --> 00:42:44,770
Are we gonna run laps?

898
00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:48,123
- [Ed] No, I was thinking
something a little more primal.

899
00:42:48,123 --> 00:42:51,623
(game soundtrack playing)

900
00:43:07,093 --> 00:43:08,160
- Ed!

901
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,740
Started hallucinating, I
see your twin, (indistinct).

902
00:43:12,810 --> 00:43:14,223
- Let's go play paintball.

903
00:43:15,290 --> 00:43:18,220
- That is almost as bad an
idea as playing Russian.

904
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:20,110
- [Ed] The adrenaline
will help with the detox.

905
00:43:20,110 --> 00:43:21,910
- [Charlie] The only
thing I needed detox from,

906
00:43:21,910 --> 00:43:23,833
is your crushing pathetic personality.

907
00:43:24,730 --> 00:43:27,460
- Come on, stop playing your life away.

908
00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:30,570
Let's go outside, find some
guns and masks in the garage.

909
00:43:30,570 --> 00:43:32,250
- Cool, yeah.

910
00:43:32,250 --> 00:43:33,830
I remember when I was 12...

911
00:43:33,830 --> 00:43:35,257
It was back when I was 12.

912
00:43:35,257 --> 00:43:39,110
- And we had fun, you
need to be distracted.

913
00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:41,137
- All I need to be
distracted from, is you.

914
00:43:41,137 --> 00:43:43,483
Can you please leave and let me sleep?

915
00:43:44,395 --> 00:43:45,895
- All right, have it your way.

916
00:43:50,395 --> 00:43:52,812
(soft music)

917
00:44:32,204 --> 00:44:34,954
(drink trickles)

918
00:44:36,521 --> 00:44:38,707
(liquid trickles)
(Charlie exclaims)

919
00:44:38,707 --> 00:44:39,930
- [Charlie] What the hell?

920
00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:41,740
- [Ed] Come and get me.
(feet tread)

921
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:44,600
- Where are you asshole run,

922
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:45,839
God where are my shoes?

923
00:44:45,839 --> 00:44:48,928
(clothes rustling)
(birds chirping)

924
00:44:48,928 --> 00:44:52,237
All right. (pants)

925
00:44:52,237 --> 00:44:55,353
Son of a bitch.
(chair clatters)

926
00:44:55,353 --> 00:44:57,243
(paintball gun pops)

927
00:44:57,243 --> 00:45:00,920
I'm not playing!
(feet tread)

928
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,123
I hope you have a good hiding spot.

929
00:45:04,379 --> 00:45:06,574
Coming to get you.

930
00:45:06,574 --> 00:45:09,556
(paintball gun pops)
(birds chirping)

931
00:45:09,556 --> 00:45:13,050
I'm really tired and man,
I can still kick your ass

932
00:45:13,050 --> 00:45:16,219
but, I mean like not right now man.

933
00:45:16,219 --> 00:45:18,210
(feet tread)
(Charlie panting)

934
00:45:18,210 --> 00:45:20,053
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

935
00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:25,860
(groans) Son of a bitch!

936
00:45:25,860 --> 00:45:26,812
(paintball gun pops)

937
00:45:26,812 --> 00:45:28,307
(screams) Ed, you did that on purpose.

938
00:45:30,141 --> 00:45:34,255
(feet tread)
(Charlie panting)

939
00:45:34,255 --> 00:45:37,033
I didn't mean to yell, I didn't mean it.

940
00:45:37,033 --> 00:45:39,783
(birds chirping)

941
00:45:40,733 --> 00:45:43,150
(feet tread)

942
00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:45,623
(paintball gun pops)

943
00:45:45,623 --> 00:45:47,067
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(leaves rustling)

944
00:45:47,067 --> 00:45:49,326
(birds chirping)

945
00:45:49,326 --> 00:45:51,756
You need to work on your aim, you missed!

946
00:45:51,756 --> 00:45:54,506
(birds chirping)

947
00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:01,080
(feet tread)
(leaves rustling)

948
00:46:03,938 --> 00:46:08,898
We've been friends for 20
years Ed, now you are free man.

949
00:46:08,898 --> 00:46:13,820
(birds chirping)
(leaves rustling)

950
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:17,950
Ed, I have (indistinct) so hard for this,

951
00:46:17,950 --> 00:46:19,450
I'm not feeling well, Ed.

952
00:46:19,450 --> 00:46:22,283
(leaves rustling)

953
00:46:23,839 --> 00:46:26,890
(feet tread)

954
00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:28,810
Where are you?
(paintball gun pops)

955
00:46:28,810 --> 00:46:31,570
Shit, you crazy bastard!

956
00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:34,320
Hey man, I'm here, I'm trying to detox.

957
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,330
What is wrong with you?

958
00:46:35,330 --> 00:46:36,560
Come on!

959
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,393
I'm here!

960
00:46:37,393 --> 00:46:38,820
I got no mask on!

961
00:46:38,820 --> 00:46:41,069
Woo whoo, you win!

962
00:46:41,069 --> 00:46:45,929
Congratufuckyoulations
you won, you win. (laughs)

963
00:46:45,929 --> 00:46:48,230
(birds chirping)

964
00:46:48,230 --> 00:46:51,380
We're going home.
(feet tread)

965
00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:52,670
Fuck it!

966
00:46:52,670 --> 00:46:55,700
You be out here by yourself,
I'll be in the house,

967
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:59,750
doing something more
useful and much more fun.

968
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:02,135
This, (indistinct).
(birds chirping)

969
00:47:02,135 --> 00:47:07,135
(clothes rustling)
(feet tread)

970
00:47:09,526 --> 00:47:13,843
- (pants) Did he really
just leave? (sighs)

971
00:47:14,717 --> 00:47:16,819
(feet tread)

972
00:47:16,819 --> 00:47:19,569
(birds chirping)

973
00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:23,956
(feet tread)

974
00:47:25,937 --> 00:47:28,770
(leaves rustling)

975
00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:36,393
(paintball gun pops)
(Ed groans)

976
00:47:36,393 --> 00:47:37,326
- [Ed] (exclaims) Stop, stop, stop, stop,

977
00:47:37,326 --> 00:47:38,159
no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.

978
00:47:38,159 --> 00:47:41,100
- [Charlie] I got you
crazy detoxy motherfucker!

979
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,468
(paintball gun pops)

980
00:47:43,468 --> 00:47:48,468
- [Ed] Stop, stop, no, no,
no, no, no, no, stop, stop!

981
00:47:48,961 --> 00:47:51,326
(Charlie thuds)

982
00:47:51,326 --> 00:47:54,633
- (panting) I beat you,
don't you for once ever think

983
00:47:54,633 --> 00:47:57,573
that you can beat me. (chuckles)

984
00:47:58,910 --> 00:48:02,811
(paintball gun pops)
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,

985
00:48:02,811 --> 00:48:05,349
sorry, sorry.
(paintball gun pops)

986
00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:08,966
- [Ed] (panting) We done?
(leaves rustling)

987
00:48:08,966 --> 00:48:11,910
(birds chirping)

988
00:48:11,910 --> 00:48:13,320
- [Charlie] You know, some
days you just wish your mom

989
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,997
woulda aborted you, you know?

990
00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:19,263
(paintball gun pops)
Oh, fuck, come on!

991
00:48:19,263 --> 00:48:22,351
(leaves rustling)
(feet treading)

992
00:48:22,351 --> 00:48:23,948
Son of a bitch!

993
00:48:23,948 --> 00:48:25,948
(Ed and Charlie thud)
(water splashes)

994
00:48:25,948 --> 00:48:29,198
(Ed and Charlie groan)

995
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,337
(birds chirping)

996
00:48:37,337 --> 00:48:39,300
I'm too smart to have a drinking problem.

997
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:40,630
- [Ed] Oh, how predictable of you?

998
00:48:40,630 --> 00:48:41,780
- Yeah, but if I did.

999
00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:42,670
- Which you don't.

1000
00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:44,270
- [Charlie] Right, but if I did,

1001
00:48:44,270 --> 00:48:46,730
I'd be thanking you for all
of the wonderful hard work

1002
00:48:46,730 --> 00:48:47,620
you've been doing for me,

1003
00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:50,860
doing what you think
is best for my health.

1004
00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:52,010
- [Ed] Yeah.
- That's what I'd be doing.

1005
00:48:52,010 --> 00:48:54,300
- [Ed] But you don't so,

1006
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:55,960
what I'm doing is just a waste of time.

1007
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,980
- [Charlie] Right, exactly.

1008
00:48:56,980 --> 00:48:59,239
- Glad we cleared that up.

1009
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,689
- Well, that didn't really...

1010
00:49:01,572 --> 00:49:03,400
It didn't really accomplish
anything, did it?

1011
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:04,233
- Nope.

1012
00:49:06,670 --> 00:49:09,710
- [Charlie] All right,
have you heard of Godel?

1013
00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:11,380
- Ah, he's a composer.

1014
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:12,510
- [Charlie] What, no.

1015
00:49:12,510 --> 00:49:13,940
- Mh, then yes.

1016
00:49:13,940 --> 00:49:16,270
- [Charlie] Okay, well
you've heard of Einstein?

1017
00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:17,420
- The bagel maker?

1018
00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:18,253
- [Charlie] Yeah, right.

1019
00:49:18,253 --> 00:49:19,931
Anyway, Kurt Godel was a friend of mine,

1020
00:49:19,931 --> 00:49:21,610
(indistinct) German guy left with a Nazi,

1021
00:49:21,610 --> 00:49:22,950
started acting like assholes.

1022
00:49:22,950 --> 00:49:25,190
- You know, I kinda wish
I can leave right now.

1023
00:49:25,190 --> 00:49:26,770
- [Charlie] He created
the most brilliant proof

1024
00:49:26,770 --> 00:49:29,500
of the existence of God ever, pure logic.

1025
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,307
- [Ed] Oh, and that didn't convince you?

1026
00:49:31,307 --> 00:49:32,633
That's a shocker.

1027
00:49:33,730 --> 00:49:35,480
- Can't understand, it's way over my head.

1028
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,570
- (chuckles) You're a
collegiate math professor.

1029
00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:40,210
- [Charlie] Exactly, but
that's not the point.

1030
00:49:40,210 --> 00:49:42,510
- [Ed] Please, please get to it.

1031
00:49:42,510 --> 00:49:43,660
- [Charlie] Okay, well,

1032
00:49:44,530 --> 00:49:48,243
these two carrots, these
are parallel lines.

1033
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:50,600
You know what that means?

1034
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,310
- You know, I never understood
the term mansplaining,

1035
00:49:54,310 --> 00:49:55,420
until I met you.

1036
00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:57,670
- I don't mansplain because I'm a man,

1037
00:49:57,670 --> 00:49:59,270
I mansplain because,

1038
00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:01,800
almost everyone I meet is a fucking idiot,

1039
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,540
and I'm just operating
on past experiences.

1040
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:06,760
- I know what parallel lines are.

1041
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:08,930
- [Charlie] Okay, and parallel
lines never intersect.

1042
00:50:08,930 --> 00:50:10,670
Euclid told us that,
but we can't prove it.

1043
00:50:10,670 --> 00:50:11,503
- Sure, we can.

1044
00:50:11,503 --> 00:50:14,050
- Have you gone into the
infinity and checked?

1045
00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:17,140
- No, but--
- Yeah, but common sense

1046
00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:19,780
isn't a proof, a proof is the
mathematical demonstration

1047
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:22,060
of the infinite certainty of a claim.

1048
00:50:22,060 --> 00:50:23,830
- And you can't just prove

1049
00:50:23,830 --> 00:50:26,360
that parallel lines never intersect,

1050
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,960
even though that's their definition?

1051
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,110
- [Charlie] That's trippy, right?

1052
00:50:29,110 --> 00:50:32,130
Right, all the geometry is
based on the number of rules

1053
00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:33,500
that Euclid called axiom.

1054
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:36,260
The rules that we know to
be true, but we can't prove.

1055
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:37,950
- [Ed] Hmm, I'm starting to see

1056
00:50:37,950 --> 00:50:40,022
why your students like you so much.

1057
00:50:40,022 --> 00:50:41,020
- (chuckles) They only liked me

1058
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:43,110
because I buy all the underage ones booze,

1059
00:50:43,110 --> 00:50:44,710
when they finish their homework.

1060
00:50:46,370 --> 00:50:48,840
- Take back any nice thing
I ever said about you.

1061
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,970
- [Charlie] Here is the point,

1062
00:50:49,970 --> 00:50:52,210
all the mathematics is
based on the assumption

1063
00:50:52,210 --> 00:50:54,240
that parallel lines never intersect.

1064
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,830
Euclid taught us that,

1065
00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:57,680
even though we don't actually know that.

1066
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,330
- Honestly, you're not changing
my day-to-day life here.

1067
00:51:00,330 --> 00:51:01,740
- [Charlie] But this will,
thousand years later,

1068
00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:04,670
this guy Godel, Einstein's
friend had an idea.

1069
00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:07,200
What if we take something
that we know to be false,

1070
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,980
like parallel lines will one day intersect

1071
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:11,783
and we base our mathematics on that?

1072
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:13,960
- It sounds like a really good way

1073
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,220
to make an engine that doesn't work.

1074
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:16,680
- [Charlie] Exactly, if
you try to build something

1075
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,470
off of false premises, they
won't work, except they did,

1076
00:51:19,470 --> 00:51:21,420
that's how quantum computing was invented.

1077
00:51:21,420 --> 00:51:23,650
Assuming something that's
false was actually true.

1078
00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:25,570
Case and my point is this,
I'm not an alcoholic,

1079
00:51:25,570 --> 00:51:26,660
never was, never will be.

1080
00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:29,020
But for the sake of this
experiment, and our friendship.

1081
00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:30,080
- Which doesn't mean anything.

1082
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:30,913
- Right, exactly,

1083
00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:32,120
but because it matters a little,

1084
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,610
let's pretend that I do
have a problem with alcohol

1085
00:51:34,610 --> 00:51:36,520
and I'll stay sober for the next few days.

1086
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,690
- Weeks.
- Okay, whatever.

1087
00:51:37,690 --> 00:51:39,720
Just long enough to prove
to you that I don't need it.

1088
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,630
If I can stay sober for a week.

1089
00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:42,463
- Two weeks.

1090
00:51:42,463 --> 00:51:44,820
- Fine, if I can stay sober for two weeks

1091
00:51:44,820 --> 00:51:47,950
and it won't cause a problem
at all, you'll back off?

1092
00:51:47,950 --> 00:51:49,900
- If you can stay sober for two weeks,

1093
00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:52,250
I will buy you a thousand
dollar bottle of gin.

1094
00:51:53,690 --> 00:51:55,350
- Well, see there?

1095
00:51:55,350 --> 00:51:56,853
Math does a wonderful thing.

1096
00:51:58,180 --> 00:52:00,380
- Have you ever detoxed before?

1097
00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:02,460
- I've only ever been drunk once.

1098
00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:05,000
- Well, I saw a movie about
it once and get ready.

1099
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,370
Detox is not fun.

1100
00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:07,850
You're coming up on 48 hours

1101
00:52:07,850 --> 00:52:09,600
and that's when it gets really bad.

1102
00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:12,287
- Well, I mean, I'm tough and I'm smart,

1103
00:52:12,287 --> 00:52:14,370
I'm not dead yet, I can handle it.

1104
00:52:17,118 --> 00:52:18,951
- I certainly hope so.

1105
00:52:32,269 --> 00:52:34,769
(plate thuds)

1106
00:52:35,825 --> 00:52:37,430
(Charlie panting)

1107
00:52:37,430 --> 00:52:38,263
- Eat it.

1108
00:52:39,837 --> 00:52:42,713
- But I'm, I'm not hungry.

1109
00:52:44,010 --> 00:52:45,420
- You need the nutrients.

1110
00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:47,160
- [Charlie] So you made a pizza?

1111
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:50,433
- It's a veggie pizza.
(Charlie sighs)

1112
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,290
- I'm trembling so much, I can't eat.

1113
00:52:54,290 --> 00:52:56,670
I'm sweating in my mouth too, it's funny.

1114
00:52:56,670 --> 00:52:58,880
I just really need a beer.

1115
00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,990
- [Ed] You're literally sitting

1116
00:52:59,990 --> 00:53:01,974
right next to a gallon of water.

1117
00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:04,255
- [Charlie] (groans)
That's so much trouble.

1118
00:53:04,255 --> 00:53:07,390
- [Ed] Oh no, we should
probably stop then, huh?

1119
00:53:07,390 --> 00:53:10,050
- [Charlie] (chuckles) Really
getting sick of your attitude.

1120
00:53:10,050 --> 00:53:10,883
- I don't care.

1121
00:53:15,420 --> 00:53:17,490
- You don't care that
you're stuck babysitting me

1122
00:53:17,490 --> 00:53:19,840
when he could be out
there on a Saturday night,

1123
00:53:21,150 --> 00:53:22,353
with someone else?

1124
00:53:24,610 --> 00:53:28,093
- Nope.
- That's good.

1125
00:53:30,090 --> 00:53:33,090
- Eat, it'll lessen the symptoms.

1126
00:53:33,090 --> 00:53:34,630
- [Charlie] Oh really, doctor?

1127
00:53:34,630 --> 00:53:35,630
- [Ed] I Googled it.

1128
00:53:43,090 --> 00:53:46,024
Do you... (sighs)

1129
00:53:46,024 --> 00:53:48,700
Do you really think he's
out there with someone else?

1130
00:53:50,655 --> 00:53:52,450
- (sighs) Just saw it on a story.

1131
00:53:52,450 --> 00:53:53,283
- Wait, what?

1132
00:53:53,283 --> 00:53:55,190
- Yeah, this was some like big dude.

1133
00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:56,090
- [Ed] Where, when?

1134
00:53:56,090 --> 00:54:00,500
- [Charlie] No, dude, I
was joking just... (groans)

1135
00:54:03,050 --> 00:54:04,470
- Stomach pains.

1136
00:54:04,470 --> 00:54:06,047
- [Charlie] Oh brilliant deduction

1137
00:54:06,047 --> 00:54:08,320
and the least you could
do is, be hell for me.

1138
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,820
- [Ed] This is me helping you.

1139
00:54:11,302 --> 00:54:13,800
- (sighs) I hate to see
when you're hurting me.

1140
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,510
- [Ed] Would you rather,
I go with hugs and kisses.

1141
00:54:16,510 --> 00:54:18,863
No, I'm speaking to you in your language.

1142
00:54:23,436 --> 00:54:28,436
(soft music)
(Charlie whimpers)

1143
00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:31,960
- I had my first drink
when I was eight years old,

1144
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,963
my parents were fighting,

1145
00:54:40,710 --> 00:54:43,293
they were fighting because, 'cause of me.

1146
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:47,883
They saw my broken face, (whimpers)

1147
00:54:49,450 --> 00:54:51,790
but I was sitting there
watching them argue

1148
00:54:51,790 --> 00:54:52,760
and...

1149
00:54:57,090 --> 00:54:58,840
they were talking about, you know,

1150
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:02,530
who should have been
watching me (whimpers)

1151
00:55:02,530 --> 00:55:05,660
and, my mom

1152
00:55:07,550 --> 00:55:10,230
convinces my dad, starts telling him,

1153
00:55:10,230 --> 00:55:11,940
you know, you just take him outside,

1154
00:55:11,940 --> 00:55:13,700
just take him outside, take him outside.

1155
00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:15,343
So he takes me outside.

1156
00:55:20,090 --> 00:55:24,020
We finally get to my, my room (whimpers)

1157
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,010
and he just looks at me

1158
00:55:25,010 --> 00:55:27,410
and he hits me in the
stomach as hard as he can.

1159
00:55:32,176 --> 00:55:34,926
I literally threw up on the floor

1160
00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:39,083
and he freaked out, he panicked.

1161
00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:43,260
He was um... (whimpers)

1162
00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:44,630
he was trying to quiet me down

1163
00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:48,393
and, and get me, get me
to help him clean it up.

1164
00:55:50,371 --> 00:55:53,361
(Charlie whimpers)

1165
00:55:53,361 --> 00:55:56,363
I mean, I know he
didn't, he didn't really,

1166
00:55:56,363 --> 00:55:57,580
he was just the angry with...

1167
00:55:57,580 --> 00:55:59,523
He didn't really mean to do that.

1168
00:56:01,073 --> 00:56:03,370
But I just felt, I knew that they were,

1169
00:56:03,370 --> 00:56:08,370
they were fighting because my
dad was cheating on my mom.

1170
00:56:08,770 --> 00:56:11,013
I just felt so bad for it,

1171
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:14,950
so I was glad that she divorced him,

1172
00:56:14,950 --> 00:56:19,950
but, he's still my dad
and I still miss him

1173
00:56:22,150 --> 00:56:24,883
and you know, loved each
other, and they loved me.

1174
00:56:24,883 --> 00:56:28,063
They just weren't right. (whimpers)

1175
00:56:29,158 --> 00:56:31,577
(Charlie sighs)

1176
00:56:31,577 --> 00:56:32,880
Well, just something about that night,

1177
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,830
it just really, really stuck with me.

1178
00:56:34,830 --> 00:56:39,240
I just, that was the first
time I ever felt powerless

1179
00:56:42,450 --> 00:56:45,880
and you know, I snuck downstairs

1180
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,427
and, I went into the 'frigerator

1181
00:56:49,427 --> 00:56:53,430
and I grabbed a beer and
I didn't know any better.

1182
00:56:53,430 --> 00:56:56,690
I just thought, you know, it was a soda,

1183
00:56:56,690 --> 00:56:58,824
I just wanted to do something different.

1184
00:56:58,824 --> 00:57:01,563
I just wanted to be
bad for once, you know?

1185
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:06,650
Irregardless, that's what happened.

1186
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:16,830
- We're gonna get you better.
(Charlie sniffles)

1187
00:57:16,830 --> 00:57:19,653
- I just wanna go to sleep. (sniffles)

1188
00:57:27,472 --> 00:57:32,472
- Okay, I'm gonna go downstairs,

1189
00:57:35,330 --> 00:57:36,350
I'll be waiting.

1190
00:57:44,723 --> 00:57:47,640
(clothes rustling)

1191
00:57:48,514 --> 00:57:51,431
(Charlie whimpers)

1192
00:57:56,539 --> 00:57:58,179
(soft music)

1193
00:57:58,179 --> 00:58:03,096
(door creaks)
(soft music)

1194
00:58:18,185 --> 00:58:21,185
(suspenseful music)

1195
00:58:29,158 --> 00:58:30,845
(Charlie panting)

1196
00:58:30,845 --> 00:58:32,503
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1197
00:58:32,503 --> 00:58:35,586
(objects clattering)

1198
00:58:43,052 --> 00:58:46,467
- Ah (indistinct) alcohol.
(suspenseful music)

1199
00:58:46,467 --> 00:58:48,092
(Charlie gulps)

1200
00:58:48,092 --> 00:58:50,520
(Charlie coughs)

1201
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,270
(Charlie groans)

1202
00:59:01,762 --> 00:59:06,762
(bottle clatters)
(Charlie groans)

1203
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,085
- [Ed] Charlie, I thought you
said you were going to sleep.

1204
00:59:15,085 --> 00:59:17,835
(Charlie groans)

1205
00:59:22,694 --> 00:59:25,169
(door creaks)
(Charlie whimpers)

1206
00:59:25,169 --> 00:59:26,896
(exclaims) What the hell did you do?

1207
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:27,990
(Charlie whimpers)

1208
00:59:27,990 --> 00:59:30,760
You idiot, you just got
halfway through detoxing,

1209
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:32,226
now we're gonna have to start over.

1210
00:59:32,226 --> 00:59:34,245
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1211
00:59:34,245 --> 00:59:35,078
No, no, no, no, no.

1212
00:59:35,078 --> 00:59:36,540
Hey, do I need to call an ambulance?

1213
00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:37,950
Do I need to call an ambulance?

1214
00:59:37,950 --> 00:59:39,466
How much did you drink?

1215
00:59:39,466 --> 00:59:41,120
(Charlie groans)

1216
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:41,953
Do you have any ipecac?

1217
00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:42,786
- No.

1218
00:59:43,870 --> 00:59:45,453
- Look, you need to puke.

1219
00:59:46,746 --> 00:59:51,197
- If only there was some drug
I could take (indistinct).

1220
00:59:54,392 --> 00:59:57,392
(Charlie chuckles)

1221
01:00:00,594 --> 01:00:01,610
- (panting) I'm not giving you any booze.

1222
01:00:01,610 --> 01:00:04,090
- So you do have some? (panting)

1223
01:00:04,090 --> 01:00:06,410
- No,
(Charlie panting)

1224
01:00:06,410 --> 01:00:10,473
sleep it off asshole.
(Charlie whimpers)

1225
01:00:13,870 --> 01:00:15,718
Let's go get you some more clothes.

1226
01:00:15,718 --> 01:00:20,718
(Ed sighs)
(Charlie whimpers)

1227
01:00:23,637 --> 01:00:28,637
(insects chirping)
(Charlie groans)

1228
01:00:31,572 --> 01:00:35,239
(Charlie tapping nervously)

1229
01:00:51,530 --> 01:00:52,363
Charlie, shut up!

1230
01:00:52,363 --> 01:00:56,523
- I can't.
- [Ed] Try, I'm tired.

1231
01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:01,130
Going somewhere?

1232
01:01:01,130 --> 01:01:02,240
- I'm leaving.

1233
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:03,890
- [Ed] Okay.

1234
01:01:03,890 --> 01:01:05,450
- Shoulda parked the car, right?

1235
01:01:05,450 --> 01:01:06,790
- [Ed] Yup.

1236
01:01:06,790 --> 01:01:08,637
- I shoulda got the keys to the ATVs.

1237
01:01:08,637 --> 01:01:13,637
(clothes rustling)
(feet tread)

1238
01:01:14,365 --> 01:01:17,282
(insects chirping)

1239
01:01:19,159 --> 01:01:20,030
(car parts rustling)

1240
01:01:20,030 --> 01:01:21,604
Come on baby, don't do this to me.

1241
01:01:21,604 --> 01:01:23,640
(car parts rustling)
Fuck!

1242
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:25,940
Why won't you start you
stupid son of a bitch?

1243
01:01:28,660 --> 01:01:31,230
Fuck!
(Ed groans)

1244
01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:32,670
What the shit does that mean?

1245
01:01:32,670 --> 01:01:34,420
I don't knows any fuel something,

1246
01:01:34,420 --> 01:01:36,144
what the hell did he do to it?

1247
01:01:36,144 --> 01:01:40,250
(car parts rustling)
Goddamnit!

1248
01:01:40,250 --> 01:01:43,417
(utensils clattering)

1249
01:01:56,427 --> 01:01:57,977
- You doing all right in there?

1250
01:01:59,386 --> 01:02:00,440
(Charlie panting)

1251
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,133
- Die a slow death faggot!

1252
01:02:03,135 --> 01:02:06,805
(objects clattering)
(Ed sighs)

1253
01:02:06,805 --> 01:02:08,533
(insects chirping)

1254
01:02:08,533 --> 01:02:11,783
(door lock clattering)

1255
01:02:15,535 --> 01:02:18,035
(door creaks)

1256
01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:26,624
(Ed sighs)

1257
01:02:30,357 --> 01:02:33,107
(bicycle creaks)

1258
01:02:48,384 --> 01:02:51,824
(Charlie thuds)
(feet tread)

1259
01:02:51,824 --> 01:02:54,656
(leaves rustling)

1260
01:02:54,656 --> 01:02:56,711
(drink glugs)

1261
01:02:56,711 --> 01:02:59,128
(soft music)

1262
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:11,000
(insects chirping)
(feet tread)

1263
01:03:27,478 --> 01:03:32,478
(glass shatters)
(soft music)

1264
01:03:34,348 --> 01:03:37,348
(suspenseful music)

1265
01:03:43,067 --> 01:03:44,863
(car engine roars)

1266
01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:47,863
(suspenseful music)

1267
01:03:58,604 --> 01:04:01,687
(car engine roaring)

1268
01:04:04,529 --> 01:04:07,529
(suspenseful music)

1269
01:04:44,217 --> 01:04:49,217
(Charlie wails)
(car engine roaring)

1270
01:05:20,155 --> 01:05:22,822
(feet treading)

1271
01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:26,717
(Charlie cries)

1272
01:05:28,861 --> 01:05:33,861
- Okay, okay, it's okay.
(Charlie sobs)

1273
01:05:35,394 --> 01:05:36,227
It's okay.

1274
01:05:37,883 --> 01:05:42,883
- [Charlie] I'm sorry mummy,
(sobs), I'm sorry mum.

1275
01:05:44,724 --> 01:05:47,506
- [Ed] Sorry Charlie.
(Charlie wails)

1276
01:05:47,506 --> 01:05:52,506
(camera clicks)
(Charlie wails)

1277
01:05:52,559 --> 01:05:55,205
- Come on, let's get you up.

1278
01:05:55,205 --> 01:05:56,885
Come on, let's get you outta here.

1279
01:05:56,885 --> 01:05:57,727
(Charlie wails)

1280
01:05:57,727 --> 01:06:00,059
Come on, just gotta get up.
(Charlie wails)

1281
01:06:00,059 --> 01:06:02,263
No, no, it's okay, it's okay,
(Charlie wails)

1282
01:06:02,263 --> 01:06:04,134
Charlie it's okay, Charlie it's fine.

1283
01:06:04,134 --> 01:06:07,002
Charlie please, come on,
come on, come on, it's okay.

1284
01:06:07,002 --> 01:06:09,775
(Charlie wails)
It's okay.

1285
01:06:09,775 --> 01:06:12,555
(Charlie wails)
It's okay, it's okay.

1286
01:06:12,555 --> 01:06:15,605
(Charlie wails)

1287
01:06:15,605 --> 01:06:18,746
Come on, come on, we
gotta get home, let's go.

1288
01:06:18,746 --> 01:06:21,148
(Charlie wails)

1289
01:06:21,148 --> 01:06:22,328
It's okay, it's gonna be all right.

1290
01:06:22,328 --> 01:06:26,320
(Charlie wails)
(feet tread)

1291
01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,981
Let's go home.
(feet tread)

1292
01:06:28,981 --> 01:06:32,293
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1293
01:06:32,293 --> 01:06:34,277
- [Charlie] I have nothing.

1294
01:06:34,277 --> 01:06:36,653
- You have me, it's okay, you have me.

1295
01:06:37,622 --> 01:06:40,260
- I'm better myself and
I've done really poorly.

1296
01:06:40,260 --> 01:06:42,713
- Just let me help--
- No leave me alone!

1297
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:46,633
(Charlie whimpers)

1298
01:06:46,633 --> 01:06:47,466
- I brought you a jacket.

1299
01:06:47,466 --> 01:06:48,790
- I'm not cold, I'm not cold.

1300
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:53,313
- [Ed] Let's go back.

1301
01:06:53,313 --> 01:06:54,146
- [Charlie] I can't.

1302
01:06:54,146 --> 01:06:55,508
- Yes you can.

1303
01:06:55,508 --> 01:06:59,850
- (indistinct) but it's getting smaller,

1304
01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:02,550
it's eating itself, it's
getting smaller (indistinct).

1305
01:07:04,530 --> 01:07:05,940
It's hot, it's cold,

1306
01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:08,779
I don't know what's going on, (whimpers)

1307
01:07:08,779 --> 01:07:12,756
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1308
01:07:12,756 --> 01:07:15,558
- The hard part's almost
over, you doing this.

1309
01:07:15,558 --> 01:07:16,740
- No, I'm dying.

1310
01:07:16,740 --> 01:07:19,385
- No, you're not, you
just wish you were dying.

1311
01:07:19,385 --> 01:07:21,093
(Charlie whimpers)
Come on.

1312
01:07:23,326 --> 01:07:28,326
(car roaring smoothly)
(insects chirping)

1313
01:07:39,010 --> 01:07:40,270
Cha...

1314
01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:41,486
It's puke?

1315
01:07:41,486 --> 01:07:45,416
(insects chirping)
(soft music)

1316
01:07:45,416 --> 01:07:48,249
(water trickling)

1317
01:07:55,527 --> 01:07:57,415
(Ed groaning)

1318
01:07:57,415 --> 01:08:02,415
(Ed pants)
(water trickling)

1319
01:08:22,967 --> 01:08:23,800
Okay,

1320
01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:30,142
all right. (clears throat)

1321
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:32,500
All right, let's go.

1322
01:08:33,966 --> 01:08:36,299
(Ed groans)

1323
01:08:43,381 --> 01:08:45,480
Okay,
(Charlie groans)

1324
01:08:45,480 --> 01:08:46,896
careful, watch your head.

1325
01:08:46,896 --> 01:08:49,813
(clothes rustling)

1326
01:08:52,187 --> 01:08:54,534
(Charlie groans)

1327
01:08:54,534 --> 01:08:55,867
Okay, all right,

1328
01:08:58,361 --> 01:09:00,194
okay, okay, all right.

1329
01:09:06,136 --> 01:09:07,053
Okay, okay.

1330
01:09:12,835 --> 01:09:16,812
There we go.
(Ed groans)

1331
01:09:16,812 --> 01:09:19,729
(clothes rustling)

1332
01:09:24,536 --> 01:09:25,369
Okay,

1333
01:09:29,349 --> 01:09:30,823
all right.

1334
01:09:30,823 --> 01:09:32,889
Okay, now come on.
(Charlie groans)

1335
01:09:32,889 --> 01:09:35,056
Come on, come on, come on.

1336
01:09:36,049 --> 01:09:36,882
Okay.

1337
01:09:38,010 --> 01:09:41,505
Okay, okay, let's go, come on.

1338
01:09:41,505 --> 01:09:43,922
(feet tread)

1339
01:09:52,072 --> 01:09:53,822
I gotta get the door.

1340
01:09:55,227 --> 01:09:58,406
(door creaks)

1341
01:09:58,406 --> 01:10:00,739
Come on, we're almost there.

1342
01:10:02,414 --> 01:10:03,831
Around the couch.

1343
01:10:05,228 --> 01:10:07,025
Ready, here we go.
(Ed sighs)

1344
01:10:07,025 --> 01:10:10,323
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1345
01:10:10,323 --> 01:10:13,481
Imm'a be right back. (panting)

1346
01:10:13,481 --> 01:10:16,855
(suspenseful music)

1347
01:10:16,855 --> 01:10:19,772
(utensils clatter)

1348
01:10:30,922 --> 01:10:34,295
Goddamnit!
(drink glugs)

1349
01:10:34,295 --> 01:10:36,712
(Ed panting)

1350
01:10:42,617 --> 01:10:45,896
(Ed coughs)
(bottle clatters)

1351
01:10:45,896 --> 01:10:48,563
All right, all right, all right.

1352
01:10:49,779 --> 01:10:51,451
Let's get your head up, get your head up,

1353
01:10:51,451 --> 01:10:53,892
come on, come on, come on, up, up, up.

1354
01:10:53,892 --> 01:10:56,644
I got what you want, I got
what you want, come on.

1355
01:10:56,644 --> 01:10:59,626
Come on, yap.
(Ed and Charlie panting)

1356
01:10:59,626 --> 01:11:03,997
(Charlie gulps)
Easy, easy, you good.

1357
01:11:03,997 --> 01:11:06,663
Very good.
(Charlie pants)

1358
01:11:06,663 --> 01:11:09,080
(soft music)

1359
01:11:12,471 --> 01:11:17,331
(Ed sighs)
(soft music)

1360
01:11:17,331 --> 01:11:21,998
(Ed sighs)
(soft music)

1361
01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:56,849
(Charlie whimpers)
(soft music)

1362
01:12:06,543 --> 01:12:09,551
(Ed sighs)

1363
01:12:09,551 --> 01:12:12,066
(suspenseful music)

1364
01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:12,930
Charlie?

1365
01:12:12,930 --> 01:12:15,930
(suspenseful music)

1366
01:12:20,511 --> 01:12:23,344
(Charlie gulping)

1367
01:12:26,863 --> 01:12:29,417
What the hell do you think you're doing?

1368
01:12:29,417 --> 01:12:32,423
- I'm having a nightcap, Eddie old chap.

1369
01:12:35,150 --> 01:12:36,500
- What made you like this?

1370
01:12:37,824 --> 01:12:41,170
What is would this need to
escape reality for 20 years?

1371
01:12:41,170 --> 01:12:43,260
What was so tragic and so horrible

1372
01:12:43,260 --> 01:12:45,500
that you needed to be medicated
out of your existence,

1373
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,063
every single second of
every single fucking day.

1374
01:12:48,063 --> 01:12:49,930
- Yeah, so tragic, so tragic.

1375
01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:53,290
Hey Freud, fucking genius.

1376
01:12:53,290 --> 01:12:56,900
If you recall, in our last
discussions, in my memoirs,

1377
01:12:56,900 --> 01:13:01,010
I am perfectly ecstatically
happy with my mode of existence.

1378
01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:03,530
You seem to be the only person
that has a problem with it.

1379
01:13:03,530 --> 01:13:06,053
- This, this is happiness to you?

1380
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:08,527
Look at it.

1381
01:13:08,527 --> 01:13:09,740
- No, you know, you know this,

1382
01:13:09,740 --> 01:13:13,033
have you even considered that
this is probably your fault?

1383
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:18,053
Who was the first person I got drunk with?

1384
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,610
You were the first person
that I ever got drunk with.

1385
01:13:21,610 --> 01:13:24,690
Oh yeah, yeah, it's gonna be great,

1386
01:13:24,690 --> 01:13:26,590
we're gonna get drunk
and then we'll get sober

1387
01:13:26,590 --> 01:13:29,450
before my parents even come
and you know what happened?

1388
01:13:29,450 --> 01:13:30,620
It didn't happen all like that,

1389
01:13:30,620 --> 01:13:33,093
because I was the one that
just got fucking hammered.

1390
01:13:33,093 --> 01:13:34,950
(Ed speaks indistinctly)

1391
01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:35,783
Did that happen to you?

1392
01:13:35,783 --> 01:13:37,970
No it didn't, 'cause your
parent fucking loved y'all!

1393
01:13:37,970 --> 01:13:39,240
You're so great!

1394
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:41,012
Just the golden fucking child!

1395
01:13:41,012 --> 01:13:43,012
- That was 20 years ago!

1396
01:13:47,738 --> 01:13:50,843
(whimpers) Look at you,
man, you're deluded.

1397
01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:56,973
Get the fuck over yourself.

1398
01:13:58,632 --> 01:14:02,334
(bottle clatters)
(feet tread)

1399
01:14:02,334 --> 01:14:04,276
(insects chirping)

1400
01:14:04,276 --> 01:14:07,180
- [Charlie] Will you listen to me?

1401
01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:10,880
Stop, turn around goddamnit,
it was your fault!

1402
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,080
You don't remember that?

1403
01:14:13,956 --> 01:14:15,030
It was all your fault.

1404
01:14:15,030 --> 01:14:17,230
You're the one who set
the wheels in motion.

1405
01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,970
- If you're talking about
a game of spin the bottle

1406
01:14:21,970 --> 01:14:25,863
we played when we were 13,
you need to grow the fuck up.

1407
01:14:26,970 --> 01:14:29,070
I read up on it once.

1408
01:14:29,070 --> 01:14:31,750
Once I realized that I was gay

1409
01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:34,990
and it's completely
normal experimentation.

1410
01:14:34,990 --> 01:14:37,760
I thought maybe that night
started it all for me,

1411
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,980
but it didn't.

1412
01:14:39,980 --> 01:14:40,990
It's a rite of passage,

1413
01:14:40,990 --> 01:14:44,880
so in the grand scheme of
thing, it didn't mean anything.

1414
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,363
It meant nothing.

1415
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:51,830
I was already gay and
you were already straight

1416
01:14:51,830 --> 01:14:54,470
and an alcoholic and an asshole.

1417
01:14:54,470 --> 01:14:56,170
- You shut the fuck up, you faggot!

1418
01:14:56,170 --> 01:14:58,960
You have no idea what
you're talking about.

1419
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:03,960
- (chuckles) Charlie, you
wanted to play too asshole.

1420
01:15:04,441 --> 01:15:09,441
(chuckles) You wanted your
dick touched, you asked for it.

1421
01:15:10,220 --> 01:15:12,600
Literally.
- No, damn. (groans).

1422
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:15,267
(water burbles)

1423
01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:21,310
- You wanna play?

1424
01:15:21,310 --> 01:15:22,263
Okay
- Yeah.

1425
01:15:23,469 --> 01:15:27,054
- Let's play, let's play, let's play.

1426
01:15:27,054 --> 01:15:32,054
(water burbles)
(suspenseful music)

1427
01:15:34,426 --> 01:15:39,426
(water splashes)
(suspenseful music)

1428
01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:07,990
- Do you kiss me?

1429
01:16:07,990 --> 01:16:10,150
- No, you have to kiss me.

1430
01:16:10,150 --> 01:16:11,511
- Yeah, no.

1431
01:16:11,511 --> 01:16:13,693
- Yeah, yeah, that's how it works.

1432
01:16:15,570 --> 01:16:16,940
- Yeah, yeah, okay.

1433
01:16:16,940 --> 01:16:19,603
- Okay.
- Okay, let's do this.

1434
01:16:20,942 --> 01:16:22,339
(water burbles)

1435
01:16:22,339 --> 01:16:25,339
(suspenseful music)

1436
01:16:44,685 --> 01:16:46,082
(water splashes)
- [Charlie] Fuck!

1437
01:16:46,082 --> 01:16:50,171
Oh God, fuck. (groans)

1438
01:16:50,171 --> 01:16:53,378
Oh God. (whimpers)

1439
01:16:53,378 --> 01:16:57,437
Damn it Ed! (whimpers)

1440
01:16:57,437 --> 01:16:59,647
Fuck, fuck Ed! (crying)

1441
01:16:59,647 --> 01:17:01,178
Goddamnit!

1442
01:17:01,178 --> 01:17:02,936
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit. (feet tread)

1443
01:17:02,936 --> 01:17:06,019
(suspenseful music)

1444
01:17:09,106 --> 01:17:10,672
(Ed gasps)

1445
01:17:10,672 --> 01:17:14,913
(Ed screams)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

1446
01:17:14,913 --> 01:17:15,984
Eddie I'm sorry!

1447
01:17:15,984 --> 01:17:18,888
- [Ed] Get the fuck
away from me. (whimpers)

1448
01:17:18,888 --> 01:17:20,587
Get the fuck away from me (indistinct).

1449
01:17:20,587 --> 01:17:23,060
(Ed and Charlie argue indistinctly)

1450
01:17:23,060 --> 01:17:25,095
- [Charlie] I'm sorry, come here.

1451
01:17:25,095 --> 01:17:28,928
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1452
01:17:30,976 --> 01:17:33,776
I'm sorry, I can't believe I
did that, I didn't want to.

1453
01:17:34,956 --> 01:17:39,105
Oh my God I almost killed you. (wails)

1454
01:17:39,105 --> 01:17:41,320
I'm sorry I didn't wanna remember that,

1455
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:44,823
I didn't wanna remember it
was like it was 20 years ago.

1456
01:17:48,634 --> 01:17:50,034
(crying) I'm so sorry.

1457
01:17:50,034 --> 01:17:52,012
(suspenseful music)

1458
01:17:52,012 --> 01:17:55,533
- You're abnormal, you're not special,

1459
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:58,433
you're not anything.

1460
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,240
Every other adult in the world

1461
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,850
was born into something
they couldn't deal with.

1462
01:18:08,830 --> 01:18:11,503
Why can't you get the fuck over yourself?

1463
01:18:13,972 --> 01:18:16,151
- I'm so sorry. (wails)

1464
01:18:16,151 --> 01:18:20,129
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1465
01:18:20,129 --> 01:18:22,796
(Charlie cries)

1466
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:28,203
- There is a bottle of gin
under your mum's pillow,

1467
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:31,573
go drink yourself to death.

1468
01:18:33,127 --> 01:18:36,127
(suspenseful music)

1469
01:19:03,007 --> 01:19:06,007
(soft upbeat music)

1470
01:19:10,935 --> 01:19:13,685
(birds chirping)

1471
01:19:23,668 --> 01:19:28,585
(feet tread)
(soft music)

1472
01:19:44,740 --> 01:19:49,740
(door bangs)
(suspenseful music)

1473
01:19:57,972 --> 01:20:00,992
(Charlie whimpers)

1474
01:20:00,992 --> 01:20:03,909
(Charlie groaning)

1475
01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:10,483
Charlie?
- [Charlie] Ed? (panting)

1476
01:20:10,483 --> 01:20:12,021
I'm sorry Ed. (panting)

1477
01:20:12,021 --> 01:20:14,438
(soft music)

1478
01:20:15,661 --> 01:20:17,111
- (sighs) What are you doing?

1479
01:20:18,430 --> 01:20:22,007
- I'm detoxing, I'm...
(soft music)

1480
01:20:24,890 --> 01:20:28,960
I promise I will detox,
then I am...(pants)

1481
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:34,040
- Okay, good luck.

1482
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:36,760
- [Charlie] No, no, wait,
wait, where are you going?

1483
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:37,760
Where are you going?

1484
01:20:39,157 --> 01:20:40,640
- I'm going home, Charlie.

1485
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:42,273
- No, no, no, No, you can't go home.

1486
01:20:42,273 --> 01:20:45,064
You can't go home, you can't
leave me here please, Ed.

1487
01:20:45,064 --> 01:20:46,660
(soft music)

1488
01:20:46,660 --> 01:20:50,580
- You need a professional.
(soft music)

1489
01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:52,040
You need someone that's not me.

1490
01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:54,918
- [Charlie] No I don't, I need my friend.

1491
01:20:54,918 --> 01:20:58,130
(soft music)

1492
01:20:58,130 --> 01:20:59,692
I need my friend Ed.

1493
01:20:59,692 --> 01:21:01,027
(soft music)

1494
01:21:01,027 --> 01:21:03,080
- I'm not your friend, Charlie.

1495
01:21:03,080 --> 01:21:05,770
- [Charlie] Yes we are friends Ed, please?

1496
01:21:05,770 --> 01:21:07,966
Don't leave me here.

1497
01:21:07,966 --> 01:21:10,383
(soft music)

1498
01:21:12,515 --> 01:21:13,348
Please?

1499
01:21:13,348 --> 01:21:15,680
- I don't care Charlie.
- [Charlie] Please Ed?

1500
01:21:16,890 --> 01:21:21,890
- You have plenty of booze and water here.

1501
01:21:21,952 --> 01:21:23,040
- [Charlie] What would Jesus do Ed?

1502
01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:26,200
He would stay with his friend, please?

1503
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:29,626
Please Ed, come on! (pants)

1504
01:21:29,626 --> 01:21:30,720
(soft music)

1505
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,972
Please don't leave. (pants)

1506
01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:34,202
(soft music)

1507
01:21:34,202 --> 01:21:36,377
Ed what would Jesus do?

1508
01:21:36,377 --> 01:21:41,377
(soft music)
(Charlie panting)

1509
01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:43,682
(Charlie groans)

1510
01:21:43,682 --> 01:21:47,262
Ed please, (pants)

1511
01:21:47,262 --> 01:21:50,337
please don't go, please don't go.

1512
01:21:50,337 --> 01:21:52,844
(Charlie whimpers)

1513
01:21:52,844 --> 01:21:55,677
(Charlie panting)

1514
01:22:07,257 --> 01:22:09,177
(drink fizzles)

1515
01:22:09,177 --> 01:22:11,594
(soft music)

1516
01:22:17,141 --> 01:22:18,445
(glass shatters)

1517
01:22:18,445 --> 01:22:20,862
(soft music)

1518
01:22:22,765 --> 01:22:23,786
(dramatic music)

1519
01:22:23,786 --> 01:22:26,448
(soft music)

1520
01:22:26,448 --> 01:22:27,641
(dramatic music)

1521
01:22:27,641 --> 01:22:29,474
(soft music)

1522
01:22:29,474 --> 01:22:30,777
(dramatic music)

1523
01:22:30,777 --> 01:22:32,104
Don't do it.

1524
01:22:32,104 --> 01:22:34,854
(dramatic music)

1525
01:22:37,243 --> 01:22:39,051
Please don't do it.

1526
01:22:39,051 --> 01:22:41,801
(dramatic music)

1527
01:22:45,173 --> 01:22:50,173
(birds chirping)
(car roaring)

1528
01:23:01,943 --> 01:23:04,443
(soft music)

1529
01:23:06,793 --> 01:23:09,793
(suspenseful music)

1530
01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:22,233
(bottle clatters)

1531
01:23:23,275 --> 01:23:26,025
(dramatic music)

1532
01:23:27,917 --> 01:23:32,917
(water burbles)
(dramatic music)

1533
01:24:01,245 --> 01:24:02,272
(water burbles)

1534
01:24:02,272 --> 01:24:03,458
(Charlie screams)

1535
01:24:03,458 --> 01:24:07,208
(suspenseful dramatic music)

1536
01:24:31,948 --> 01:24:34,615
(water burbles)

1537
01:24:36,528 --> 01:24:41,528
(drink fizzles)
(suspenseful dramatic music)

1538
01:24:54,316 --> 01:24:57,066
(birds chirping)

1539
01:24:59,189 --> 01:25:01,689
(car roaring)

1540
01:25:13,940 --> 01:25:15,840
- Hey, go ahead, you can
make it up (indistinct).

1541
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:16,900
- Sorry I'm late,
(keys rustling)

1542
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:19,010
my phone lost service about 20 miles back.

1543
01:25:19,010 --> 01:25:20,720
- Yeah, that's why they call it country.

1544
01:25:20,720 --> 01:25:21,800
We're in the middle of nowhere,

1545
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:23,190
it's a selling point though, right?

1546
01:25:23,190 --> 01:25:25,390
- This is it, she's beautiful.

1547
01:25:25,390 --> 01:25:27,340
I don't think we'll have any problems.

1548
01:25:27,340 --> 01:25:28,980
- Oh, we'll have problems, all right.

1549
01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:31,750
- Well you mentioned something
about the son on the phone.

1550
01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:34,600
- Yeah, the son, is an alcoholic

1551
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:38,960
and the mother passed away
and left the house to AA,

1552
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:40,493
so he trashed the place.

1553
01:25:41,620 --> 01:25:43,400
- Well, it looks pretty intact to me.

1554
01:25:43,400 --> 01:25:46,480
- That's what worries me
and I haven't seen him yet.

1555
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:47,840
- Oh out of sight, out of mind.

1556
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:49,460
Why don't you give me a tour?

1557
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:50,740
This will not be a problem,

1558
01:25:50,740 --> 01:25:53,360
getting it on the market and off again.

1559
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:55,056
- Yeah, you brought your face masks?

1560
01:25:55,056 --> 01:25:58,170
- (chuckles) I have sold houses
that belonged to hoarders,

1561
01:25:58,170 --> 01:26:01,470
addicts, even one that
was literally a meth lab.

1562
01:26:01,470 --> 01:26:03,163
I can handle this.

1563
01:26:03,163 --> 01:26:05,246
- Oh, let's find out, come on.

1564
01:26:05,246 --> 01:26:10,246
(Sherri chuckles)
(birds chirping)

1565
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:13,440
- Wow!

1566
01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,520
- Disgusting, huh?

1567
01:26:15,520 --> 01:26:17,680
- Not what I was expecting.

1568
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:19,130
- Tell me about the property.

1569
01:26:20,260 --> 01:26:22,263
- Oh, it was a nunnery.

1570
01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:24,810
- Like, with real nuns?

1571
01:26:24,810 --> 01:26:28,160
- Yeah, it traded hands a few
times before and after but,

1572
01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:30,290
still has that homey feeling.

1573
01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:32,120
- Real granite countertops.

1574
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:34,883
- A hundred percent, lemme
show you the master bedroom.

1575
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:39,720
- Oh, what a beautiful door.

1576
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:42,320
- This is the master bedroom,
the mother lived here.

1577
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:44,940
Come to think of it, she also died here.

1578
01:26:44,940 --> 01:26:47,180
I hope that's not a problem, is it?

1579
01:26:47,180 --> 01:26:48,784
- As long as she's not still in there?

1580
01:26:48,784 --> 01:26:49,820
(both chuckle)

1581
01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:51,650
- I hope not.
(both gasp)

1582
01:26:51,650 --> 01:26:55,350
- Oh, let's find a key
before I show the home

1583
01:26:55,350 --> 01:26:56,620
to any potential buyers.

1584
01:26:56,620 --> 01:26:59,123
- We'll come back to it, lemme
show you the living room.

1585
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:05,053
- Beautiful.

1586
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:08,930
- Think you could sell it?

1587
01:27:08,930 --> 01:27:11,310
- Please, I can sell anything,

1588
01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:14,487
and this, this I could do in my sleep.

1589
01:27:14,487 --> 01:27:16,893
- (chuckles) Wait till
you see the pool house.

1590
01:27:21,190 --> 01:27:23,830
(birds chirping)

1591
01:27:23,830 --> 01:27:25,250
- [Duncan] The property is 47 acres,

1592
01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:29,110
in the main house, the
pool and a lot of space.

1593
01:27:29,110 --> 01:27:32,384
- Wow, I might just have to
buy this place for myself.

1594
01:27:32,384 --> 01:27:33,449
(Sherri giggles)

1595
01:27:33,449 --> 01:27:34,282
(Duncan speaks indistinctly)

1596
01:27:34,282 --> 01:27:35,420
- Not your style?

1597
01:27:35,420 --> 01:27:36,340
- Bad memories.

1598
01:27:36,340 --> 01:27:38,460
- Oh, you knew the mother.

1599
01:27:38,460 --> 01:27:40,793
- Yeah, I knew the mother and the son and,

1600
01:27:42,398 --> 01:27:44,495
he's a little hard to deal with sometimes.

1601
01:27:44,495 --> 01:27:46,430
(birds chirping)

1602
01:27:46,430 --> 01:27:50,230
- My sister was an alcoholic, I'm sorry.

1603
01:27:50,230 --> 01:27:51,063
- Was?

1604
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,240
- Yeah.

1605
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:57,830
- Sorry to hear that.
(birds chirping)

1606
01:27:57,830 --> 01:27:59,913
- This nice, (giggles) it's very nice.

1607
01:28:01,774 --> 01:28:06,774
(Sherri gasps)
(suspenseful music)

1608
01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:10,359
(Sherri speaks indistinctly)

1609
01:28:10,359 --> 01:28:13,359
(suspenseful music)

1610
01:28:25,678 --> 01:28:29,428
(Duncan speaks indistinctly)

1611
01:28:35,058 --> 01:28:38,058
(suspenseful music)

1612
01:29:06,209 --> 01:29:08,959
(dramatic music)

1613
01:29:12,711 --> 01:29:15,128
(soft music)

1614
01:30:45,253 --> 01:30:48,420
(bright upbeat music)