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(soft sad music)

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(suspenseful music)
(indistinct voices chatter)

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(music screeching)
(indistinct voices chatter)

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(water burbles)
(bright upbeat music)

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- (exclaims) I'm king of the world!

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Oh shit! (thuds)
(soft music)

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- You moron.

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(bright upbeat music)

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- I king of world.

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- I'm lord of the sea!
(board clatters)

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(water splashes)

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(water burbles)
(soft music)

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- [Ed] (groans) Oh cold,
cold, cold (groans).

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(water splashes)
(feet tread)

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It's cold.
(feet tread)

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Hot tub, hot tub, hot tub.
- Your king, has been slain.

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Avenge me!
- Hot tub!

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(water splashes)
- [Charlie] Avenge, avenge me!

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Squire?

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(upbeat music)

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(water trickling)
(upbeat music)

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(water burbles)

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- Why?

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Why would you do that?

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Why?
(Charlie laughs)

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(Ed groans)

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- That was hilarious 'though. (laughs)

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- [Ed] You're a joke.
(soft upbeat music)

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(water burbles)
- What's that over...?

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- What?
(Ed groans)

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(water splashes)
(Charlie laughs)

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(upbeat music)

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- You're an asshole when you drink.

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- I always drink.

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- You're always an asshole.

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- [Charlie] I'm much worse
when I'm sober, I promise.

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- [Ed] (groans) I do not
wish that on anybody.

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(upbeat music)
(water burbles)

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- [Charlie] Speaking of which,
your king is out of booze.

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So you know that means?

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- What?

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- It means, a quest!

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- I'm going to bed.
- [Charlie] No!

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- Yeah.
(water burbles)

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- [Charlie] No you are,

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we have been called by God, the almighty,

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your precious Jesus on a sacred quest,

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sanctum sanctorum, the holiest of holies,

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the tabernacle itself.

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Come on!

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(Ed exclaims)
(Charlie exclaims)

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(drink fizzles)

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One is B E D,
(Ed giggles)

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this is B A R, let's do it.

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- (giggling) I'm going to bed,
go get my clothes, please.

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- My lord, you're at my house

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and at my house is the king's castle,

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my rules, you get my clothes.

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- But you're here to make me feel better.

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- But I am really cold,

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and would you please go get my clothes?

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Really cold?
- I don't wanna get clothes,

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go get the clothes.

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- [Charlie] How about I entice you?

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- What are you doing?

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(groans) Get off me!

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- [Charlie] I'm trying,
to entice you squire!

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- I'm enticed, I mean, get that off of me!

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- [Charlie] Have fun!
(water splashes)

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Do you have a towel?

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(soft music)

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Hey, hey buddy?

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Do you want something?
- Stop.

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- [Charlie] You're not feeling good?

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- I'm feeling fine, just tired.

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- I hope you feel
better, what do you want?

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What do you like?

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You want a mojito?

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- [Ed] No.
- A Moscow mule?

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- [Ed] Absolutely not.
- A margarita?

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- [Ed] No.

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- [Charlie] Mexican breakfast,
mint julep, Mumbai iced tea?

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- You don't know how to make any of those.

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- [Charlie] Would you know the difference?

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- Water. (groans)
- Okay, water.

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Coming right...
- Stop.

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(object clatters)

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You could probably use a water too.

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- [Charlie] That's probably smart.

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- [Ed] Where are you going?

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- [Charlie] Water's in the kitchen.

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- Ain't gonna let me go to sleep?

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- [Charlie] Sleep is just
practice for death, man,

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(cupboard door creaks)
don't embrace your weakness.

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(clatters utensils) Come on, wake up!

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- What are those for?

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- [Charlie] For proper hydration.

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- [Ed] Charlie.

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- [Charlie] Rage against
a dying inebriation.

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- What are you saying?

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- [Charlie] Don't sober
up, it's the worst.

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- [Ed] You never sober up.

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- [Charlie] Well, if you're always drunk,

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then you're never hung over,

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I mean, that's just science, you know?

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(drink splashing)
(utensils clattering)

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(soft music)

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(feet tread)

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(Charlie groans)

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- What is that?

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- [Charlie] Well, I
need to keep you awake.

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So, this is obviously
an energy based drink,

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but the problem is, is that
I didn't have enough vodka,

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so I added a little bit more,
but then I added too much,

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so I added a little bit more caffeine.

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But I think now, this is
the proper proportion,

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but anyways, you might wanna
drink this up real fast,

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to get the best results.

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- Oh no, it's not gonna happen.

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- [Charlie] Come on man.

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You're heartbroken and I promised
I'd help you feel better.

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- Mh mh.
- [Charlie] Heartbroken,

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not heartbroken, sad, happy,

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sober and drunk.

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You see the connection?

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I'll make you feel better, come on.

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(Ed groans)

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I'm serious,
(Ed groans)

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No, seriously, (indistinct).
- Okay, all right, stop.

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- [Charlie] Take that
hangover away, come on.

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- (whispers) Fuck.

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- [Charlie] Do not fall asleep on me.

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- I don't wanna.
(Charlie gulps)

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(Ed and Charlie gulp)

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(soft rock music)
(insects chirping)

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- (exclaims) Touchdown!
(Ed and Charlie groan)

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Get off me!

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- Don't be a sore loser man. (screams)

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(groans) Fuck you man.

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- Fuck me?

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Fuck you.
(glass shatters)

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(Ed and Charlie gasp)
Holy, sh...

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That was close.

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(soft rock music)

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- Yeah, sorry mom, do you need a refill?

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- Yeah, you know it's pretty fucked up

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that he keep her covered
up like that, man.

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- [Charlie] What?

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- [Ed] She's your mom!
- [Charlie] Shut up!

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(soft rock music)

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- [Ed] Seriously, seriously, seriously,

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I'm not in the mood, I'm not in the...

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(Ed and Charlie laugh)
(shield and blade clatter)

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- Off squire, you shall
not take me off the path.

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- (gasping) You're gonna kill yourself.

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- I'm on my quest!

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- (gasping) Don't, you're
gonna kill yourself.

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- No I'm not, I have the
strength, a man of steel.

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- Holy shit!

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(soft rock music)

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- (indistinct), a flesh wound.

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- You almost cut a finger (indistinct).

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- No, no, no, squire.

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Squire, I have the medicine
and knowledge to heal myself.

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- You're gonna need stitches.

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- Possessions yield (indistinct).

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(drink trickling)
(Charlie groans)

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(Ed and Charlie groan)

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(Charlie shouts indistinctly)
- Stop, stop, stop!

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(soft music)
(crow caws)

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(birds chirping)
(insects chirping)

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(Charlie whistling)
(egg sizzles)

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(utensils clatter)

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(Ed groans)

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(Ed speaks indistinctly)

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(door clatters)

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(Charlie whistling)
(utensils clattering)

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(egg sizzling)
(utensils clattering)

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(Ed groans)

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(Ed coughs)

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- [Charlie] How are you
doing in there, buddy?

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(Ed coughs)

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Oh shit! (sings)
(utensils clatter)

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(fire crackling)
(utensils clatter)

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(Ed groans)
(soft music)

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(Ed coughs)
(Ed groans)

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(feet tread)
(door knocks)

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(fire extinguisher fizzles)
(Ed speaks indistinctly)

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No one's home, please leave a message.

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(fire extinguisher fizzles)
(door knocks)

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(birds chirping)
(groans) goddamnit.

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(utensils clatter)
(glass shatters)

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(soft music)

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(door clatters)

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- [Duncan] Hey Charlie,
pleasure to see you again.

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- [Charlie] Oh, I don't
remember an appointment.

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- Probably because we
don't have one, excuse me.

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- [Charlie] No, oh,
oh, yeah, yeah, just...

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- Excuse me.
- (giggling) What you doing?

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You can't just come to my house...

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Sit down, take a seat.

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- I wish I could say, I was shocked to see

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you still live under the
illusion that this is your house.

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- 'Cause it is my house.

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- Your mother made her wishes very clear,

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it's no longer your house,

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and you're gonna have to vacate soon.

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- My mother didn't know
her head from her bosom,

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so...(chuckles)

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- Unfortunately, the
court disagrees with you,

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we need to go over a few items.

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- [Ed] (groans) Charlie,
what did I eat last night?

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Duncan?

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Hi, I did not know you were coming over.

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- Yeah, good to see you again.

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- Gimme one minute please.
(feet tread)

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- So what are you doing here?

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- It's been eight months
since your mother passed,

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time's up, you need to
get on with your life.

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- Yeah, she delayed her
death by like 200 years,

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and you only giving me eight months?

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- You need to watch your mouth.

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That woman suffered because
of her love for you.

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- Oh yeah, believe me,

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I know, she told me every single day.

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- And I'm telling you,

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you need to take contents in
his house, which you still own

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and self evict.

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It's on the market and
realtors will be here soon.

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- (chuckles) She can't
sell off my inheritance,

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I mean, it's Christmas, or it was.

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- (sighs) I know you're
having trouble with this.

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- Yes, you're damn right,

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because she lived 20 years too long

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and then she screws me
out of my inheritance.

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- She was trying to help you.
(Charlie chuckles)

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- This is a judgment, you
understand what that means?

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- No,
(paper rustling)

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can you bring me up to speed professor?

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'Cause I left my J.D in
my other pant's pockets.

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So, I'm gonna need you
to explain that to me.

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- Remember the judge?

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She was the one in the black
robe, she gave me this.

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It says, Charles, that's you,

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needs to go bye bye, you get a check.

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- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
(paper rustling)

250
00:12:10.547 --> 00:12:12.797
I don't have time for this.

251
00:12:14.240 --> 00:12:15.807
- [Ed] You leaving already?

252
00:12:17.110 --> 00:12:18.653
- I'm getting a headache in here.

253
00:12:19.810 --> 00:12:23.811
- Yeah, we had a bit of
a good time last night.

254
00:12:23.811 --> 00:12:27.640
- Mhm.
(birds chirping)

255
00:12:27.640 --> 00:12:28.683
- Walk me to my car?

256
00:12:30.010 --> 00:12:35.010
- Yeah, go for a little
track, have fun, have a blast.

257
00:12:35.010 --> 00:12:37.540
Talk about whatever you want
to, share your feelings,

258
00:12:37.540 --> 00:12:38.720
everything, it'd be great.

259
00:12:38.720 --> 00:12:43.720
- Relax, relax.
(birds chirping)

260
00:12:44.714 --> 00:12:47.737
(door slams)

261
00:12:47.737 --> 00:12:50.154
(feet tread)

262
00:12:51.240 --> 00:12:53.597
- [Ed] So, what brings you out here?

263
00:12:53.597 --> 00:12:56.265
(birds chirping)

264
00:12:56.265 --> 00:12:58.472
- The smell in there
classifies as a health hazard.

265
00:12:58.472 --> 00:13:01.520
- (sighs) I didn't notice,
I've been in there all day.

266
00:13:01.520 --> 00:13:02.963
- Ed?
- What's wrong?

267
00:13:03.940 --> 00:13:06.290
- Charlie hasn't responded
to any of my phone calls,

268
00:13:06.290 --> 00:13:09.450
texts, emails, letters.

269
00:13:09.450 --> 00:13:10.810
- Well, what's going on?

270
00:13:10.810 --> 00:13:13.840
- His mother didn't leave him
the house, she left it to AA

271
00:13:14.970 --> 00:13:17.700
and because they're selling
it, he needs to get out.

272
00:13:17.700 --> 00:13:20.010
- Oh.
- By last month.

273
00:13:20.010 --> 00:13:23.340
And if anybody from my firm
saw the place like this,

274
00:13:23.340 --> 00:13:24.610
Charlie'd be thousands of dollars in debt,

275
00:13:24.610 --> 00:13:28.080
for diminished value, tens of thousands.

276
00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:29.010
- It's not that bad.

277
00:13:29.010 --> 00:13:30.873
- It needs to be fixed,

278
00:13:31.910 --> 00:13:33.780
because he no longer owns this place.

279
00:13:33.780 --> 00:13:37.560
He needs to accept that,
this is disgusting.

280
00:13:37.560 --> 00:13:41.293
He can't live like this and
you're fricking helping him.

281
00:13:42.173 --> 00:13:44.253
(birds chirping)
- Get it.

282
00:13:46.770 --> 00:13:48.413
- [Duncan] Good seeing you Edward.

283
00:13:50.483 --> 00:13:52.900
- You too Duncan.
(car alarm chimes)

284
00:13:52.900 --> 00:13:56.313
You look good.
(car door slams)

285
00:13:57.295 --> 00:14:02.295
(soft music)
(car engine revving)

286
00:14:02.770 --> 00:14:07.640
(food sizzling)
(utensils clattering)

287
00:14:07.640 --> 00:14:10.228
Hey, did you know that--?
- Man, that guy's a dick!

288
00:14:10.228 --> 00:14:12.300
(utensils clattering)

289
00:14:12.300 --> 00:14:13.133
- What happened?
(utensils clattering)

290
00:14:13.133 --> 00:14:15.380
How did you do this?
(utensils clattering)

291
00:14:15.380 --> 00:14:17.220
- [Charlie] Just a little fire, no biggie.

292
00:14:17.220 --> 00:14:18.110
Anyways, what are you doing?

293
00:14:18.110 --> 00:14:19.678
What's on the schedule for tonight?

294
00:14:19.678 --> 00:14:21.047
(food sizzling)

295
00:14:21.047 --> 00:14:22.810
- Are you cooking food?

296
00:14:22.810 --> 00:14:25.692
- Yeah, smells great, huh?
(utensils clatter)

297
00:14:25.692 --> 00:14:30.421
(Ed speaks indistinctly)
(food sizzling)

298
00:14:30.421 --> 00:14:35.421
(Ed groans)
(Ed coughs)

299
00:14:35.520 --> 00:14:37.883
Amateur. (whistles)
(Ed groans)

300
00:14:38.791 --> 00:14:43.458
(Ed coughs)
(Ed groans)

301
00:14:49.275 --> 00:14:51.963
(Ed sighs)

302
00:14:51.963 --> 00:14:54.230
(birds chirping)

303
00:14:54.230 --> 00:14:56.958
(soft music)

304
00:14:56.958 --> 00:14:59.560
(Ed sighs)

305
00:14:59.560 --> 00:15:00.393
- Charlie?

306
00:15:04.593 --> 00:15:05.753
What the fuck man?

307
00:15:05.753 --> 00:15:09.614
How did this? (sighs)

308
00:15:09.614 --> 00:15:12.447
(objects clatter)

309
00:15:20.240 --> 00:15:23.823
(game soundtrack playing)

310
00:15:28.180 --> 00:15:30.290
- [Charlie] Finally, I'm
almost done with this level,

311
00:15:30.290 --> 00:15:31.500
you wanna join me?

312
00:15:31.500 --> 00:15:34.220
- Hey, you thought about what Duncan said?

313
00:15:34.220 --> 00:15:36.320
- No, that really wasn't on my to-do list,

314
00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:37.873
until later this week.

315
00:15:40.120 --> 00:15:42.985
- I do not have enough energy to sit down.

316
00:15:42.985 --> 00:15:44.717
- (groans) I can't help you there.

317
00:15:44.717 --> 00:15:46.880
- But my body is too
tired to keep standing.

318
00:15:46.880 --> 00:15:48.200
- [Charlie] Have you ever tried squatting?

319
00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:52.180
It's really big in Asia.
(game soundtrack playing)

320
00:15:52.180 --> 00:15:53.416
- Wait, how are you still fun?

321
00:15:53.416 --> 00:15:54.720
- (exclaims) You moron!

322
00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:57.390
See, God, that's why the
world's falling apart,

323
00:15:57.390 --> 00:15:58.603
people can't drive.

324
00:16:00.696 --> 00:16:04.883
- (groans) And what happened last night?

325
00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:11.600
- Well, it involved fireworks,
a pool, you cried a lot.

326
00:16:11.830 --> 00:16:15.000
We got into a fight with a
pizza delivery dispatcher,

327
00:16:15.000 --> 00:16:18.120
oh, and then you got on a unicycle

328
00:16:18.120 --> 00:16:20.190
and you pulled these
chainsaws out of the woods

329
00:16:20.190 --> 00:16:22.067
and started juggling them and saying,

330
00:16:22.067 --> 00:16:26.570
"I am king of the bears,
sister!". (laughs)

331
00:16:26.570 --> 00:16:28.165
- Did I embarrass myself?

332
00:16:28.165 --> 00:16:30.030
- [Charlie] (laughs) Yes. (grunts)

333
00:16:30.030 --> 00:16:32.004
- Did I cry about my ex?

334
00:16:32.004 --> 00:16:34.410
- (laughs) I mean, no more than usual.

335
00:16:34.410 --> 00:16:36.460
- How do you remember
so much more than I do?

336
00:16:36.460 --> 00:16:38.010
- [Charlie] Spirit genetic son!

337
00:16:42.451 --> 00:16:43.310
- [Ed] You know this food,

338
00:16:43.310 --> 00:16:47.013
looks both delicious and disgusting.

339
00:16:49.570 --> 00:16:53.360
My body is so upset, I
am never drinking again.

340
00:16:53.360 --> 00:16:55.590
- [Charlie] Yeah, I remember
when I used to say that,

341
00:16:55.590 --> 00:16:58.520
I was 12 at the time,
you'll grow up little puppy.

342
00:16:58.520 --> 00:17:00.060
- What'd you do to your hand?

343
00:17:00.060 --> 00:17:01.833
- Oh, it's just a flesh flute.

344
00:17:03.830 --> 00:17:07.350
- [Ed] Are you, are you still drunk?

345
00:17:07.350 --> 00:17:09.238
- [Charlie] Ah, it's an inside
joke, don't worry about it.

346
00:17:09.238 --> 00:17:10.860
- [Ed] Seriously, you can
hardly hold the controller.

347
00:17:10.860 --> 00:17:12.230
- I stabbed my finger,

348
00:17:12.230 --> 00:17:15.380
you know, it was an
accident, I'm an adult.

349
00:17:15.380 --> 00:17:16.820
- [Ed] That happened last night?

350
00:17:16.820 --> 00:17:20.016
- [Charlie] Geez, mom, why
are you all up in my jet?

351
00:17:20.016 --> 00:17:23.500
God!
(feet tread)

352
00:17:23.500 --> 00:17:25.170
- [Ed] So, did you hurt your hand before

353
00:17:25.170 --> 00:17:26.790
or after I went to bed?

354
00:17:26.790 --> 00:17:27.800
- Oh my God, geez, mom.

355
00:17:27.800 --> 00:17:30.260
Would you stop cramping my style?

356
00:17:30.260 --> 00:17:31.093
- I'm just trying...
- Why you trying

357
00:17:31.093 --> 00:17:34.574
to be all sneaky, sneaky
creeper, stalker like?

358
00:17:34.574 --> 00:17:35.407
- [Ed] All right, all right.

359
00:17:35.407 --> 00:17:36.737
Just let me see your hand please?

360
00:17:36.737 --> 00:17:39.171
- Oh, oh, daddy,
(indistinct) long time, huh?

361
00:17:39.171 --> 00:17:42.010
- (chuckles) All right, okay, okay.

362
00:17:42.010 --> 00:17:44.660
I'm just trying to figure
out what happened, Charlie.

363
00:17:47.390 --> 00:17:48.223
- Lemme ask you something,

364
00:17:48.223 --> 00:17:49.480
do you remember a few weeks ago,

365
00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:51.940
when I had to do a huge favor

366
00:17:51.940 --> 00:17:53.550
and dodged you to stop talking to your ex?

367
00:17:53.550 --> 00:17:57.000
'Cause I would love for you
to do that for me right now,

368
00:17:57.000 --> 00:17:59.403
- Do what for you?
- Stop talking.

369
00:18:00.515 --> 00:18:03.265
(Blender buzzes)

370
00:18:07.800 --> 00:18:09.010
- How are you so okay?

371
00:18:09.010 --> 00:18:10.911
It's like you didn't even drink.

372
00:18:10.911 --> 00:18:13.660
- What?
(blender buzzes)

373
00:18:13.660 --> 00:18:16.410
(Charlie groans)

374
00:18:17.980 --> 00:18:19.123
Oh, perfect timing.

375
00:18:20.810 --> 00:18:24.277
Now, what were your concerns, my friend?

376
00:18:24.277 --> 00:18:25.720
- I'm just trying to
figure it out Charlie.

377
00:18:25.720 --> 00:18:27.200
- You know what?

378
00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:28.760
We're almost out of booze.

379
00:18:28.760 --> 00:18:33.650
So what I'm thinking is,
we are gonna go get some,

380
00:18:33.650 --> 00:18:36.260
and I'm gonna go shower, I'll be back.

381
00:18:37.836 --> 00:18:41.169
(shower water splashes)

382
00:18:47.886 --> 00:18:50.007
(bottle clatters)

383
00:18:50.007 --> 00:18:52.757
(Charlie groans)

384
00:18:54.012 --> 00:18:57.256
(shower door rattling)

385
00:18:57.256 --> 00:19:01.904
No.
(shower door rattling)

386
00:19:01.904 --> 00:19:03.724
Oh come...
(shower water splashes)

387
00:19:03.724 --> 00:19:04.944
Ed?

388
00:19:04.944 --> 00:19:07.543
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

389
00:19:07.543 --> 00:19:09.960
(soft music)

390
00:19:16.317 --> 00:19:19.317
(suspenseful music)

391
00:19:29.654 --> 00:19:33.991
- Okay.
(paper rustling)

392
00:19:33.991 --> 00:19:36.824
(bottles clatter)

393
00:19:40.922 --> 00:19:43.755
(shelves clatter)

394
00:19:44.814 --> 00:19:46.560
(bottles clatter)

395
00:19:46.560 --> 00:19:49.810
(shower water slashes)

396
00:19:51.834 --> 00:19:56.834
(bottles clatter)
(suspenseful music)

397
00:20:18.820 --> 00:20:21.320
(drinks glug)

398
00:20:30.144 --> 00:20:33.176
(bottles clatter)

399
00:20:33.176 --> 00:20:35.593
(soft music)

400
00:20:36.993 --> 00:20:39.353
(bottles clatter)

401
00:20:39.353 --> 00:20:44.353
(shower water splashes)
(Charlie humming)

402
00:20:48.158 --> 00:20:49.371
(cupboard door creaks)

403
00:20:49.371 --> 00:20:51.762
(suspenseful music)

404
00:20:51.762 --> 00:20:54.595
(bottles clatter)

405
00:20:55.926 --> 00:20:58.426
(drinks glug)

406
00:21:00.049 --> 00:21:01.457
(cupboard door creaks)

407
00:21:01.457 --> 00:21:04.477
(suspenseful music)

408
00:21:04.477 --> 00:21:06.527
(shower water splashes)

409
00:21:06.527 --> 00:21:08.119
(suspenseful music)

410
00:21:08.119 --> 00:21:09.077
- Hey, what'd you do?

411
00:21:09.077 --> 00:21:09.910
Fall in?

412
00:21:11.533 --> 00:21:13.874
- You're not my mum.
(shower water splashes)

413
00:21:13.874 --> 00:21:18.449
(Charlie humming)
(suspenseful music)

414
00:21:18.449 --> 00:21:19.654
(bottles clatter)

415
00:21:19.654 --> 00:21:20.487
(suspenseful music)

416
00:21:20.487 --> 00:21:23.320
(bottles clatter)

417
00:21:28.002 --> 00:21:30.502
(drink glugs)

418
00:21:32.954 --> 00:21:34.137
- Wo, wo, what you doing?

419
00:21:34.137 --> 00:21:35.087
- I'm just finishing up.
(bottles clatter)

420
00:21:35.087 --> 00:21:37.860
- What you doing?
- I'm just, I'm finishing...

421
00:21:39.140 --> 00:21:40.650
Why don't you just take a seat?

422
00:21:40.650 --> 00:21:43.161
- No, I don't wanna take a seat.

423
00:21:43.161 --> 00:21:45.760
(bottles clatter)

424
00:21:45.760 --> 00:21:47.030
Why are you stealing my shit?

425
00:21:47.030 --> 00:21:49.870
- I am not stealing
anything, just calm down.

426
00:21:49.870 --> 00:21:51.600
- I am calm, I'm not, not even that mad.

427
00:21:51.600 --> 00:21:53.340
It's not like, you're
not gonna pay me back.

428
00:21:53.340 --> 00:21:56.010
I'm just wondering, what gives
you the right to do this?

429
00:21:56.010 --> 00:21:57.548
- Because I'm your friend?

430
00:21:57.548 --> 00:21:58.381
- (chuckles) My friend?

431
00:22:00.050 --> 00:22:01.660
What, you had such a terrible hangover,

432
00:22:01.660 --> 00:22:03.980
that the mere thought
of booze made you sick,

433
00:22:03.980 --> 00:22:06.270
so you had to throw all mine away?

434
00:22:06.270 --> 00:22:08.463
- No, this is an intervention.

435
00:22:12.220 --> 00:22:14.840
- You think you have a right
to give me an intervention?

436
00:22:14.840 --> 00:22:17.630
- [Ed] Well, no one else
is, and you need one.

437
00:22:17.630 --> 00:22:18.770
- [Charlie] Why now?

438
00:22:18.770 --> 00:22:20.330
Why not years ago?

439
00:22:20.330 --> 00:22:21.540
Few months ago, weeks?

440
00:22:21.540 --> 00:22:22.373
I don't know.

441
00:22:22.373 --> 00:22:23.860
- [Ed] Because you weren't safe last night

442
00:22:23.860 --> 00:22:25.930
and this has cost you
jobs, girlfriends, friends,

443
00:22:25.930 --> 00:22:27.200
and now, a home.

444
00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:28.780
- [Charlie] No, you
being fucking ridiculous.

445
00:22:28.780 --> 00:22:31.170
I drank because I lost my jobs,

446
00:22:31.170 --> 00:22:32.810
because I lost my girlfriends, because...

447
00:22:32.810 --> 00:22:34.490
And you remember how much
of a controlling bitch

448
00:22:34.490 --> 00:22:36.980
my sweet dear, wonderful mother was!

449
00:22:36.980 --> 00:22:38.150
- This place is worth millions,

450
00:22:38.150 --> 00:22:39.840
isn't that worth your sobriety?

451
00:22:39.840 --> 00:22:42.152
- No, well, it's too late for that.

452
00:22:42.152 --> 00:22:44.020
- (chuckles) Okay, what
about our friendship?

453
00:22:44.020 --> 00:22:45.550
- Don't be ridiculous.

454
00:22:45.550 --> 00:22:47.040
- [Ed] Oh, I think that pretty much proves

455
00:22:47.040 --> 00:22:48.370
that you're an alcoholic.

456
00:22:48.370 --> 00:22:49.203
- [Charlie] Alcoholic?

457
00:22:49.203 --> 00:22:51.310
No, that proves that I
don't like you very much.

458
00:22:51.310 --> 00:22:55.280
Which one of us is so obsessed
with fucking sky daddy

459
00:22:55.280 --> 00:22:56.930
and his little baby Jesus,

460
00:22:56.930 --> 00:22:59.763
just because you can't
maintain a relationship.

461
00:23:00.740 --> 00:23:02.293
Which one of us is miserable?

462
00:23:03.420 --> 00:23:05.360
Miserably, pining over some boy,

463
00:23:05.360 --> 00:23:08.060
who doesn't even remember
your fucking name?

464
00:23:08.060 --> 00:23:10.030
(sad music)

465
00:23:10.030 --> 00:23:12.600
I'll stop drinking, when
you stop going to church

466
00:23:12.600 --> 00:23:14.560
or, you know at least I'll pour out

467
00:23:14.560 --> 00:23:16.263
a bottle of champagne in homage.

468
00:23:18.310 --> 00:23:19.963
- [Ed] This isn't over Charlie.

469
00:23:22.120 --> 00:23:23.410
- [Charlie] So you think
I need to stop drinking,

470
00:23:23.410 --> 00:23:24.910
and you think you're the
one who's gonna do that?

471
00:23:24.910 --> 00:23:26.990
- [Ed] No, I've seen, that
you need to stop drinking

472
00:23:26.990 --> 00:23:28.680
and someone needs to help you do that.

473
00:23:28.680 --> 00:23:30.490
- So you've been reading
them AA pamphlets?

474
00:23:30.490 --> 00:23:32.190
- Yeah, I Googled around.

475
00:23:32.190 --> 00:23:34.532
- Googled.
- [Ed] Mhm.

476
00:23:34.532 --> 00:23:36.950
- Do you know what the
definition of addiction is?

477
00:23:36.950 --> 00:23:38.710
- No, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me.

478
00:23:38.710 --> 00:23:41.710
- Addiction, is the inability
to stop a chronic behavior,

479
00:23:41.710 --> 00:23:43.930
despite adverse consequences.

480
00:23:43.930 --> 00:23:45.810
Adverse means bad me.

481
00:23:45.810 --> 00:23:49.960
Me, I'm happy when I drink,
and when I'm sober, I'm sad.

482
00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:52.310
You, when you start
dating you're just sad,

483
00:23:52.310 --> 00:23:54.300
because you're so pathetic and lonely,

484
00:23:54.300 --> 00:23:57.670
no one even wants to be near
you, but you keep trying.

485
00:23:57.670 --> 00:24:02.500
Insanity is doing the same
thing over and over again,

486
00:24:02.500 --> 00:24:04.932
expecting different results.

487
00:24:04.932 --> 00:24:08.051
And I'm happy, what about you?

488
00:24:08.051 --> 00:24:09.450
- [Ed] Look, I'm just trying to help,

489
00:24:09.450 --> 00:24:10.670
you don't need to be a dick.

490
00:24:10.670 --> 00:24:13.160
- [Charlie] Oh, this is
help, this isn't helping me.

491
00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:14.990
This is you being so upset,

492
00:24:14.990 --> 00:24:16.850
because you lost another boyfriend

493
00:24:16.850 --> 00:24:18.820
and you're pushing down
all of your problems on me,

494
00:24:18.820 --> 00:24:21.030
just to distract from
your own pathetic life.

495
00:24:21.030 --> 00:24:23.400
- Okay, well you can
say whatever you want,

496
00:24:23.400 --> 00:24:25.770
but you're not leaving
till I've detoxed you.

497
00:24:25.770 --> 00:24:26.780
- How do you, how do you even think

498
00:24:26.780 --> 00:24:28.740
that's gonna possibly work?

499
00:24:28.740 --> 00:24:30.550
You don't think I'll out maneuver you?

500
00:24:30.550 --> 00:24:31.940
- Do you know what friendship is?

501
00:24:31.940 --> 00:24:34.220
It's sacrifice, and I don't
know how this is gonna end,

502
00:24:34.220 --> 00:24:35.851
but I want you to be fucking healthy.

503
00:24:35.851 --> 00:24:39.730
- (groans) Yours is
the patois of pathetic,

504
00:24:39.730 --> 00:24:41.670
the preamble of the petulant,

505
00:24:41.670 --> 00:24:44.384
the protestations of the (indistinct).

506
00:24:44.384 --> 00:24:45.230
- [Ed] You know what?

507
00:24:45.230 --> 00:24:47.460
None of those words
telling me that I'm wrong.

508
00:24:47.460 --> 00:24:48.340
- [Charlie] Yeah, you're wrong.

509
00:24:48.340 --> 00:24:49.640
- [Ed] All right, well, then prove it.

510
00:24:49.640 --> 00:24:52.260
Spend a week here with me sober,

511
00:24:52.260 --> 00:24:55.963
if you prove me wrong, I'll
never mention it again.

512
00:24:56.881 --> 00:24:58.800
- I have no reason to do that.

513
00:24:58.800 --> 00:24:59.970
- You're on winter vacation,

514
00:24:59.970 --> 00:25:02.350
I own my own business, we're closed.

515
00:25:02.350 --> 00:25:05.050
I got all the time in the
world, prove me wrong.

516
00:25:05.050 --> 00:25:06.637
- Why would I care to do that?

517
00:25:06.637 --> 00:25:08.410
- (chuckles) 'Cause nothing,

518
00:25:08.410 --> 00:25:11.410
nothing makes you happier
than proving me wrong.

519
00:25:11.410 --> 00:25:12.930
- I don't even like you enough,

520
00:25:12.930 --> 00:25:14.680
to even wanna prove you wrong.

521
00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:16.230
- We both know that's not true.

522
00:25:17.290 --> 00:25:19.300
- And anyway, aren't you
supposed to wait until,

523
00:25:19.300 --> 00:25:20.450
I've hit rock bottom?

524
00:25:20.450 --> 00:25:21.283
We're not there yet.

525
00:25:21.283 --> 00:25:22.880
- Yeah, well, I'm
getting tired of waiting,

526
00:25:22.880 --> 00:25:25.250
so rock bottom's coming to you pal.

527
00:25:25.250 --> 00:25:26.083
- I'm not kidding,

528
00:25:26.083 --> 00:25:27.990
this whole God fetish
thing just freaks me out.

529
00:25:27.990 --> 00:25:30.379
You stop praying, is when I stop drinking.

530
00:25:30.379 --> 00:25:33.260
- (groans) You're so manically addicted,

531
00:25:33.260 --> 00:25:34.970
that you can't even
stay in the same topic.

532
00:25:34.970 --> 00:25:36.530
- [Charlie] You're literally addicted

533
00:25:36.530 --> 00:25:38.300
to the opiates of the masses.

534
00:25:38.300 --> 00:25:40.530
- Can't believe that I let
you find out about that.

535
00:25:40.530 --> 00:25:42.730
- You talked to a bearded man
in the sky, it's no big deal.

536
00:25:42.730 --> 00:25:44.010
- You don't even really have a choice

537
00:25:44.010 --> 00:25:45.550
in the matter. (chuckles)
- [Charlie] Excuse me?

538
00:25:45.550 --> 00:25:47.060
- Oh, you don't remember that?

539
00:25:47.060 --> 00:25:50.220
You don't remember
yesterday, that's a shocker.

540
00:25:50.220 --> 00:25:53.400
You threw your phone in the
pool, (sniffles) mine's hidden

541
00:25:53.400 --> 00:25:57.230
and the nearest store
is about 15 miles away.

542
00:25:57.230 --> 00:25:58.757
- So you're illegally kidnapping me?

543
00:25:58.757 --> 00:26:00.857
- (chuckles) Oh, I'm legally detoxing you.

544
00:26:02.620 --> 00:26:03.453
- All right.

545
00:26:04.931 --> 00:26:07.327
All right, fine, I drink too much.

546
00:26:07.327 --> 00:26:09.663
I'm not an alcoholic.
- Okay.

547
00:26:09.663 --> 00:26:10.496
- You think you're gonna keep me here,

548
00:26:10.496 --> 00:26:12.504
well then, game on sister.

549
00:26:12.504 --> 00:26:15.254
(seat rustling)

550
00:26:19.670 --> 00:26:20.770
- You want some water?

551
00:26:22.840 --> 00:26:23.673
Nice.

552
00:26:31.861 --> 00:26:35.229
(suspenseful music)
(birds chirping)

553
00:26:35.229 --> 00:26:37.896
(feet treading)

554
00:26:45.249 --> 00:26:50.194
(drink fizzles)
(teeth chattering)

555
00:26:50.194 --> 00:26:52.861
(feet treading)

556
00:26:55.009 --> 00:26:56.621
(bottles clattering)

557
00:26:56.621 --> 00:26:58.729
(clothes rustling)

558
00:26:58.729 --> 00:27:01.396
(feet treading)

559
00:27:04.827 --> 00:27:06.000
(tools clattering)

560
00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:08.473
- Okay, all right, cool, okay.

561
00:27:09.330 --> 00:27:12.613
I'm sorry, sorry about what
I said about, about you.

562
00:27:13.630 --> 00:27:15.160
It doesn't give you a
right to take my alcohol

563
00:27:15.160 --> 00:27:17.543
and throw it all away but, I'm sorry.

564
00:27:18.560 --> 00:27:21.570
- [Ed] Okay.
(tools clatter)

565
00:27:21.570 --> 00:27:24.451
- It's just that, that
was $500 worth of booze.

566
00:27:24.451 --> 00:27:25.400
(Ed chuckles)
(tools clattering)

567
00:27:25.400 --> 00:27:27.050
What do you don't think it was that much?

568
00:27:27.050 --> 00:27:29.670
- [Ed] Oh, I think the liquor
and the pool house was,

569
00:27:29.670 --> 00:27:31.520
but you're doing a
terrible job of adding up

570
00:27:31.520 --> 00:27:32.353
the rest of the house.

571
00:27:32.353 --> 00:27:33.330
- Are you kidding me?

572
00:27:33.330 --> 00:27:34.880
- [Ed] Hey, do you wanna fight?

573
00:27:36.050 --> 00:27:37.250
- How much did you take?

574
00:27:38.453 --> 00:27:39.760
- (sighs) Are we gonna fight

575
00:27:39.760 --> 00:27:41.285
or can I get back to work please?

576
00:27:41.285 --> 00:27:42.560
- [Charlie] Do you know
the worst type of people

577
00:27:42.560 --> 00:27:43.393
on this planet?

578
00:27:43.393 --> 00:27:44.540
- [Ed] Oh I cannot wait to find out.

579
00:27:44.540 --> 00:27:46.640
- People who recline their airline seats,

580
00:27:46.640 --> 00:27:48.050
people who don't pick up the shit

581
00:27:48.050 --> 00:27:49.280
after their fucking (indistinct)

582
00:27:49.280 --> 00:27:51.120
and people who try to tell
me how to live my life.

583
00:27:51.120 --> 00:27:53.120
- [Ed] Well, I guess that
makes me the worst then.

584
00:27:53.120 --> 00:27:54.300
- What you doing to my truck?

585
00:27:54.300 --> 00:27:55.700
- [Ed] I'm changing the oil.

586
00:27:57.339 --> 00:27:58.339
- (sighs) Thank you.

587
00:27:59.656 --> 00:28:02.083
- (sighs) Answer the question?

588
00:28:03.450 --> 00:28:06.940
- We're friends, we're friends

589
00:28:06.940 --> 00:28:08.590
and my mood is not dependent on alcohol,

590
00:28:08.590 --> 00:28:10.040
so no, we're not gonna fight.

591
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:14.903
- Okay, then.
(clothes rustling)

592
00:28:17.329 --> 00:28:18.870
- (sighs) How much did you take?

593
00:28:18.870 --> 00:28:21.360
- [Ed] How much of what?
- Alcohol Ed?

594
00:28:21.360 --> 00:28:23.133
- [Ed] None.
- [Charlie] Really?

595
00:28:24.270 --> 00:28:26.670
(chuckles)
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

596
00:28:26.670 --> 00:28:27.920
Where is it?

597
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:29.680
Where is it?
(tools clattering)

598
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:32.490
- [Ed] I didn't take
any, but I guesstimate

599
00:28:32.490 --> 00:28:34.492
that I threw out roughly all of it.

600
00:28:34.492 --> 00:28:37.409
(tools clattering)

601
00:28:39.542 --> 00:28:44.542
(suspenseful music)
(tools clattering)

602
00:28:45.645 --> 00:28:48.728
(objects clattering)

603
00:28:49.566 --> 00:28:52.316
(Charlie groans)

604
00:28:54.237 --> 00:28:57.387
(suspenseful music)

605
00:28:57.387 --> 00:29:00.220
(bottles shatter)

606
00:29:08.120 --> 00:29:10.590
- Hey, you didn't even
get half of my booze.

607
00:29:10.590 --> 00:29:12.180
- You're shaking, I got all of it.

608
00:29:12.180 --> 00:29:14.250
- No, I've got alcohol hidden
all throughout the house,

609
00:29:14.250 --> 00:29:16.470
so you didn't have time to
search for a third of it.

610
00:29:16.470 --> 00:29:17.880
- Yeah, except for the fact that

611
00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:19.600
I've been coming here for years

612
00:29:19.600 --> 00:29:22.090
and you had no reason
to hide the drinking.

613
00:29:22.090 --> 00:29:24.130
All I had to do was look
in the obvious forts.

614
00:29:24.130 --> 00:29:26.230
- What the hell are you doing to my truck?

615
00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:29.005
- Changing the filters?

616
00:29:29.005 --> 00:29:32.233
- (shivering) Thank you. (panting)

617
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:36.221
(suspenseful music)
(tools clattering)

618
00:29:36.221 --> 00:29:38.929
(Charlie groans)

619
00:29:38.929 --> 00:29:41.283
(drink trickles)

620
00:29:41.283 --> 00:29:43.201
(drink fizzles)
(Charlie giggles)

621
00:29:43.201 --> 00:29:45.414
(feet tread)
(drink fizzles)

622
00:29:45.414 --> 00:29:47.853
(Charlie groans)
Fuck!

623
00:29:52.420 --> 00:29:55.620
All right, challenge, challenge accepted.

624
00:29:55.620 --> 00:29:58.550
- [Ed] Glad to hear it.
(tools clattering)

625
00:29:58.550 --> 00:29:59.650
- What are the stakes?

626
00:30:00.520 --> 00:30:02.270
- I just want you to stop drinking.

627
00:30:05.100 --> 00:30:05.933
- That's it?

628
00:30:05.933 --> 00:30:08.660
- That's it.
(tools clattering)

629
00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:12.477
- Fine, I'm stronger than you are.

630
00:30:13.481 --> 00:30:15.564
- [Ed] Certainly hope so.

631
00:30:19.559 --> 00:30:21.722
(suspenseful music)

632
00:30:21.722 --> 00:30:23.845
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)
(drink fizzles)

633
00:30:23.845 --> 00:30:25.968
(suspenseful music)

634
00:30:25.968 --> 00:30:27.051
- Fuck, fuck!

635
00:30:28.458 --> 00:30:30.509
(drink burbles)
(dramatic music)

636
00:30:30.509 --> 00:30:33.509
(suspenseful music)

637
00:30:39.063 --> 00:30:40.966
All right, changing my mind. (panting)

638
00:30:40.966 --> 00:30:42.080
- (sighs) No surprise there.

639
00:30:42.080 --> 00:30:43.180
- Where are the keys?

640
00:30:43.180 --> 00:30:44.013
- To the truck?

641
00:30:44.013 --> 00:30:46.990
- I am really trying hard to
be patient with you right now.

642
00:30:46.990 --> 00:30:48.020
- In the ignition.

643
00:30:48.020 --> 00:30:48.853
- Thank you, thank you.

644
00:30:48.853 --> 00:30:50.580
I'm going to the store to grab a six pack.

645
00:30:50.580 --> 00:30:51.630
Do you need anything?
- No.

646
00:30:51.630 --> 00:30:53.720
- Do you need a cold soda?
- No, all right, all right.

647
00:30:53.720 --> 00:30:54.877
I'll wait, I'll wait then.
- Some bananas,

648
00:30:54.877 --> 00:30:56.180
something thank you.

649
00:30:56.180 --> 00:30:59.189
Finally, something's fucking going my way.

650
00:30:59.189 --> 00:31:01.939
(car door slams)

651
00:31:04.122 --> 00:31:05.730
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

652
00:31:05.730 --> 00:31:06.563
- Did you figure it out trucks work?

653
00:31:06.563 --> 00:31:09.960
- No, I didn't forget, I didn't
forget how a truck works.

654
00:31:09.960 --> 00:31:11.080
Can you please just help me out?

655
00:31:11.080 --> 00:31:13.270
I'm inside already,
you're already outside,

656
00:31:13.270 --> 00:31:14.270
please?
- Yeah, all right, all right,

657
00:31:14.270 --> 00:31:15.236
I got it, I got it, I got
it, I got it, I got it.

658
00:31:15.236 --> 00:31:18.973
- [Charlie] Thank you so much. (sighs)

659
00:31:18.973 --> 00:31:21.470
(Charlie whimpers)

660
00:31:21.470 --> 00:31:23.050
- Have a safe trip, see you soon.

661
00:31:23.050 --> 00:31:23.883
- Thank you.

662
00:31:25.210 --> 00:31:27.720
And I understand what you were
trying to do was to help me,

663
00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:31.309
but this is definitely above
your pay grade. (panting)

664
00:31:31.309 --> 00:31:34.269
(keys rattling)
- Okay.

665
00:31:34.269 --> 00:31:37.542
(suspenseful music)
- No, no. (sniffles)

666
00:31:37.542 --> 00:31:40.472
(keys rattling)

667
00:31:40.472 --> 00:31:42.260
You did not change the oil.

668
00:31:42.260 --> 00:31:43.158
- I did.

669
00:31:43.158 --> 00:31:45.120
- Then why won't it fucking start?

670
00:31:45.120 --> 00:31:47.274
- I also took apart the engine.

671
00:31:47.274 --> 00:31:49.805
(Charlie exclaims)

672
00:31:49.805 --> 00:31:51.725
Fuck, fuck!

673
00:31:51.725 --> 00:31:53.354
Fuck it, goddamnit!

674
00:31:53.354 --> 00:31:55.605
You son of a, son of a bitch!

675
00:31:55.605 --> 00:31:56.438
Fuck!

676
00:31:57.425 --> 00:31:58.258
Fuck it!

677
00:31:58.258 --> 00:31:59.783
God...Shit!

678
00:31:59.783 --> 00:32:03.341
(suspenseful music)

679
00:32:03.341 --> 00:32:04.320
(Charlie groans)

680
00:32:04.320 --> 00:32:05.153
Goddamnit!

681
00:32:08.760 --> 00:32:10.032
Fuck!

682
00:32:10.032 --> 00:32:13.118
(Charlie pants)

683
00:32:13.118 --> 00:32:18.118
(fire crackles)
(feet treading)

684
00:32:18.550 --> 00:32:19.590
This is so stupid.

685
00:32:19.590 --> 00:32:20.477
- Fire's good for the soul.

686
00:32:20.477 --> 00:32:22.010
- Not the fire dumb ass.

687
00:32:22.010 --> 00:32:22.950
- Suit yourself.

688
00:32:22.950 --> 00:32:24.990
- Seriously, a beer
wouldn't kill me right now.

689
00:32:24.990 --> 00:32:27.200
- I am starting to hope that I would.

690
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:29.100
- Just, just take the pain away.

691
00:32:29.100 --> 00:32:31.430
- [Ed] Look, you're
anxious, that's normal.

692
00:32:31.430 --> 00:32:33.840
I'm just trying to help you relax,

693
00:32:33.840 --> 00:32:35.340
bad stuff won't start till tomorrow.

694
00:32:35.340 --> 00:32:38.800
- [Charlie] Yeah right,
(indistinct) chance in hell.

695
00:32:38.800 --> 00:32:40.767
- [Ed] I'm not giving up on this, Charlie.

696
00:32:40.767 --> 00:32:42.000
- [Charlie] Oh, that worked out great

697
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:43.737
with your ex didn't it?

698
00:32:43.737 --> 00:32:47.366
(insects chirping)
(birds chirping)

699
00:32:47.366 --> 00:32:50.588
(feet treading)

700
00:32:50.588 --> 00:32:53.005
(soft music)

701
00:32:55.556 --> 00:32:58.312
(drink glugs)

702
00:32:58.312 --> 00:33:01.793
(bottle clatters)

703
00:33:01.793 --> 00:33:03.488
(Charlie sighs)
(clothes rustling)

704
00:33:03.488 --> 00:33:05.905
(Ed snoring)

705
00:33:08.551 --> 00:33:13.551
(whispers) Ed, Ed.
(Ed snoring)

706
00:33:15.288 --> 00:33:16.504
(clothes rustling)

707
00:33:16.504 --> 00:33:18.921
(Ed snoring)

708
00:33:21.843 --> 00:33:26.843
(objects clattering)
(Ed snoring)

709
00:33:59.689 --> 00:34:03.313
(ladder clatters)
Damn it!

710
00:34:03.313 --> 00:34:05.093
- You having a hard time sleeping?

711
00:34:07.230 --> 00:34:10.063
- No, I'm looking for headphones,
you snore like a hippo.

712
00:34:11.450 --> 00:34:13.160
- How many hippos have you slept with?

713
00:34:13.160 --> 00:34:15.810
- [Charlie] Don't ask.
- Get back to bed.

714
00:34:15.810 --> 00:34:18.430
- I can't asshole, I'm
not feeling too hot.

715
00:34:18.430 --> 00:34:19.400
- You know the cure for that?

716
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:21.260
- [Charlie] I'm looking for the cure.

717
00:34:21.260 --> 00:34:22.093
- It's not the cure I was talking about.

718
00:34:22.093 --> 00:34:24.390
- [Charlie] Oh, were
you talking about God?

719
00:34:24.390 --> 00:34:26.512
- [Ed] I could have.
- You amaze me.

720
00:34:26.512 --> 00:34:27.345
- (sighs) Thank you.

721
00:34:27.345 --> 00:34:29.470
- Not a compliment.

722
00:34:29.470 --> 00:34:30.780
- You won't find any booze.

723
00:34:30.780 --> 00:34:33.860
- Oh, I'll find booze before you find God.

724
00:34:33.860 --> 00:34:34.940
- Game on.

725
00:34:34.940 --> 00:34:37.010
- Seriously, you talked
to a man in the sky,

726
00:34:37.010 --> 00:34:39.359
but me having a drink
on earth, is a problem.

727
00:34:39.359 --> 00:34:41.100
- Do you know what the
difference between us is?

728
00:34:41.100 --> 00:34:43.309
- About 25 pounds and 75 IQ points.

729
00:34:43.309 --> 00:34:46.450
- (sighs) If 10 years ago,
we both saw a man flying.

730
00:34:46.450 --> 00:34:47.283
- Aha.

731
00:34:47.283 --> 00:34:48.270
- I'm serious, this is a story.

732
00:34:48.270 --> 00:34:49.380
- I'm listening.

733
00:34:49.380 --> 00:34:51.450
- Do you want some soda water?

734
00:34:51.450 --> 00:34:54.600
- 10 years ago, we saw a
hallucination of a guy flying.

735
00:34:54.600 --> 00:34:56.940
- The difference is, if
we both saw man flying,

736
00:34:56.940 --> 00:34:59.330
I'd still believe it and you'd
have rationalized it away.

737
00:34:59.330 --> 00:35:00.163
- Thank you.

738
00:35:00.163 --> 00:35:01.380
- Oh, you're glad that
you're lying to yourself?

739
00:35:01.380 --> 00:35:03.260
- Yes, because men don't fly.

740
00:35:03.260 --> 00:35:04.360
- To you.

741
00:35:04.360 --> 00:35:07.010
I felt God once Charlie,
that was enough for me.

742
00:35:07.010 --> 00:35:08.370
- I did too,

743
00:35:08.370 --> 00:35:11.493
but my incarnation of God
was a bottle of JW Blue.

744
00:35:12.390 --> 00:35:14.810
- No, you feel it every time you drink

745
00:35:14.810 --> 00:35:17.200
or at least you're searching for it.

746
00:35:17.200 --> 00:35:19.370
I don't, I accept what it was

747
00:35:19.370 --> 00:35:21.600
and that I was gifted to feel God's hand.

748
00:35:21.600 --> 00:35:23.910
And I'm okay living without that feeling,

749
00:35:23.910 --> 00:35:25.790
because I don't have to force myself

750
00:35:25.790 --> 00:35:27.158
to pretend it wasn't there.

751
00:35:27.158 --> 00:35:29.147
- Oh you're a regular Mother Teresa.

752
00:35:29.147 --> 00:35:30.490
- (chuckles) Do you wanna pray with me?

753
00:35:30.490 --> 00:35:32.660
- I wanna drink, I'm shaking,

754
00:35:32.660 --> 00:35:34.080
I'm shivering, I could be dying,

755
00:35:34.080 --> 00:35:36.040
you know some people die from withdrawal?

756
00:35:36.040 --> 00:35:37.420
- Oh, so this is a withdrawal?

757
00:35:37.420 --> 00:35:39.960
- No, I'm not, I'm not an alcoholic.

758
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:41.350
My body is dependent on alcohol,

759
00:35:41.350 --> 00:35:43.430
like yours is dependent on caffeine.

760
00:35:43.430 --> 00:35:44.510
It doesn't make me an addict,

761
00:35:44.510 --> 00:35:46.880
it just means that you're
toying with my physiology.

762
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:47.719
- Okay.

763
00:35:47.719 --> 00:35:49.469
- (shouting) I am not an alcoholic!

764
00:35:51.310 --> 00:35:52.710
- I believe you.

765
00:35:52.710 --> 00:35:55.180
- Stop me from feeling like that.

766
00:35:55.180 --> 00:35:57.940
- [Ed] You're killing
yourself, I'm saving you.

767
00:35:57.940 --> 00:36:00.930
- I've decided I don't have
any desire to live like this.

768
00:36:00.930 --> 00:36:02.980
- [Ed] You will, I'm
giving you your sight back

769
00:36:02.980 --> 00:36:05.230
and that hurts, I know it hurts Charlie,

770
00:36:05.230 --> 00:36:06.990
but you're going to thank me.

771
00:36:06.990 --> 00:36:08.620
- I'm more than likely gonna kill you.

772
00:36:08.620 --> 00:36:09.910
- [Ed] Okay, I know you're in pain.

773
00:36:09.910 --> 00:36:11.063
- Seriously, do you have any idea

774
00:36:11.063 --> 00:36:13.170
how difficult it is to feel
different from everyone else,

775
00:36:13.170 --> 00:36:14.513
and not be special?

776
00:36:16.010 --> 00:36:17.560
To just embrace your uniqueness?

777
00:36:17.560 --> 00:36:18.970
To realize you have nothing to offer,

778
00:36:18.970 --> 00:36:22.590
no talent worth your quirks, (sniffles)

779
00:36:22.590 --> 00:36:26.320
nothing to mitigate the fact
that you're just abnormal,

780
00:36:26.320 --> 00:36:27.750
a Darwinian failure

781
00:36:27.750 --> 00:36:29.860
and you don't even have
anything to offer for it?

782
00:36:29.860 --> 00:36:32.150
I don't wanna live a normal life

783
00:36:32.150 --> 00:36:34.600
and I'm not capable of
living an extraordinary one,

784
00:36:34.600 --> 00:36:36.910
I teach math at community college.

785
00:36:36.910 --> 00:36:38.450
- [Ed] I don't want you
to live a short life

786
00:36:38.450 --> 00:36:39.950
and deep down, neither do you.

787
00:36:39.950 --> 00:36:41.550
- [Charlie] Yes, I do.

788
00:36:41.550 --> 00:36:43.390
A sober life is a mundane life,

789
00:36:43.390 --> 00:36:45.760
a life of grasping at caffeine

790
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:49.020
and gods and sex and toys to stay awake,

791
00:36:49.020 --> 00:36:51.990
a life of submitting to the
mundane and the supernatural.

792
00:36:51.990 --> 00:36:53.463
Discussing paradox by the way,

793
00:36:53.463 --> 00:36:55.830
it's a submission to the
supernatural and the mundane,

794
00:36:55.830 --> 00:36:59.170
to just slog through this
phases of festive world

795
00:36:59.170 --> 00:37:00.897
we parasitically inhabit.

796
00:37:00.897 --> 00:37:02.880
'Cause I was happy yesterday,

797
00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:05.098
where I (indistinct), but I'm happy

798
00:37:05.098 --> 00:37:07.900
and you're just making
me healthy and miserable.

799
00:37:07.900 --> 00:37:09.223
What sorta hell demon are you?

800
00:37:09.223 --> 00:37:11.700
- [Ed] This is going to be
good for you, I promise,

801
00:37:11.700 --> 00:37:13.060
you're gonna thank me.

802
00:37:13.060 --> 00:37:15.290
- You already bet our friendship,

803
00:37:15.290 --> 00:37:18.650
(indistinct) you're coming damn
close to bet my life on it.

804
00:37:18.650 --> 00:37:20.520
- You'd rather die than be sober?

805
00:37:20.520 --> 00:37:22.210
- [Charlie] I'd rather have not been born,

806
00:37:22.210 --> 00:37:24.040
but your God didn't give
me a choice in that matter,

807
00:37:24.040 --> 00:37:26.530
so yes, I'd rather speed up
the trip to hell down below,

808
00:37:26.530 --> 00:37:29.010
than soberly zombie through
this life here applebaum.

809
00:37:29.010 --> 00:37:31.840
- [Ed] I see a world where
you're happy and sober.

810
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:33.210
You don't think you want it,

811
00:37:33.210 --> 00:37:34.270
but I'm telling you that you do.

812
00:37:34.270 --> 00:37:35.823
- Come on, you're wrong.

813
00:37:36.750 --> 00:37:38.830
I'm smarter than you
and I know you're wrong,

814
00:37:38.830 --> 00:37:41.530
but you tricked me, and so
now you're stronger than I am,

815
00:37:41.530 --> 00:37:42.480
but you're torturing me.

816
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.390
I'm gonna be sober and
miserable and then dead,

817
00:37:45.390 --> 00:37:47.313
and that's on your soul Moses.

818
00:37:49.060 --> 00:37:50.143
- Where are you going?

819
00:37:50.143 --> 00:37:53.893
- [Charlie] To (indistinct)?

820
00:38:01.922 --> 00:38:06.922
(Charlie groans)
(soft music)

821
00:38:31.050 --> 00:38:33.717
(Charlie pants)

822
00:38:38.695 --> 00:38:41.445
(Charlie groans)

823
00:39:17.502 --> 00:39:20.252
(window squeaks)

824
00:39:29.537 --> 00:39:32.204
(Charlie thuds)

825
00:39:35.264 --> 00:39:38.181
(insects chirping)

826
00:39:39.956 --> 00:39:41.208
(Charlie panting)

827
00:39:41.208 --> 00:39:43.708
(door creaks)

828
00:39:46.822 --> 00:39:49.655
(Charlie panting)

829
00:39:53.282 --> 00:39:58.282
(feet treading)
(Charlie panting)

830
00:40:03.188 --> 00:40:04.771
Fuck it, goddamnit!

831
00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:09.113
Fuck!

832
00:40:11.498 --> 00:40:14.748
(bottle shatters)
Shit!

833
00:40:15.685 --> 00:40:20.685
(Charlie gulps)
(Charlie pants)

834
00:40:21.660 --> 00:40:26.660
(bottle shatters)
(Charlie panting)

835
00:40:31.892 --> 00:40:34.559
(drink fizzles)

836
00:40:35.943 --> 00:40:38.900
I don't really think you understand it,

837
00:40:38.900 --> 00:40:39.733
you know I'm like,

838
00:40:39.733 --> 00:40:44.150
on my best days, I'm really
difficult (sighs) to handle.

839
00:40:44.150 --> 00:40:46.170
- Yeah, I don't need
to understand anything.

840
00:40:46.170 --> 00:40:49.350
- No, you do, I could be mean (panting)

841
00:40:49.350 --> 00:40:50.490
and I'm not just saying mean,

842
00:40:50.490 --> 00:40:53.390
I'm talking about fucking vicious.

843
00:40:53.390 --> 00:40:55.960
You know me on, you know
me when I'm at my worst.

844
00:40:55.960 --> 00:40:57.100
- Yeah.

845
00:40:57.100 --> 00:40:59.790
- Or you think you do, but you don't.

846
00:40:59.790 --> 00:41:01.640
'Cause once you take this away from me,

847
00:41:01.640 --> 00:41:05.800
I, (panting) just un...

848
00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:10.800
just a straight unholy terror, on you.

849
00:41:10.820 --> 00:41:12.030
But it's not because...

850
00:41:12.030 --> 00:41:13.460
It's not because I...

851
00:41:13.460 --> 00:41:15.830
It's not because I hate you or anything.

852
00:41:15.830 --> 00:41:18.410
It's, it's, you know, I
think you're pretty swell,

853
00:41:18.410 --> 00:41:19.610
I think you're decent.
- Thanks.

854
00:41:19.610 --> 00:41:21.296
- You're great, but I just
don't wanna say anything,

855
00:41:21.296 --> 00:41:24.260
that that could make you,
that can make you run away,

856
00:41:24.260 --> 00:41:27.160
just you know, disappear
forever, you know?

857
00:41:27.160 --> 00:41:28.153
- Not bothered.

858
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:31.610
- Do you understand
how difficult I can be?

859
00:41:31.610 --> 00:41:33.140
I think I'm charming,

860
00:41:33.140 --> 00:41:36.610
I think I am just the funniest
fucking person on the planet,

861
00:41:36.610 --> 00:41:41.000
but you know Ed, I will fucking
destroy you (sighs) is...

862
00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:44.030
- You're being dramatic.
- No, I'm not being dramatic.

863
00:41:44.030 --> 00:41:45.530
I've just really tried,

864
00:41:45.530 --> 00:41:47.017
I'm trying to hit it at home to you Ed,

865
00:41:47.017 --> 00:41:49.320
and you're really not
understanding it but...

866
00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:51.590
- [Ed] No, what you're doing
is you're trying to get a drink

867
00:41:51.590 --> 00:41:52.980
and you're not gonna get one.

868
00:41:52.980 --> 00:41:54.920
- [Charlie] No, I'm,
I'm, I'm talking about

869
00:41:54.920 --> 00:41:57.603
the immediate situation at hand.

870
00:41:58.780 --> 00:42:00.300
That's what I'm worried about

871
00:42:00.300 --> 00:42:01.580
and I'm a little stressed out

872
00:42:01.580 --> 00:42:03.950
and I just need something
to take the edge off.

873
00:42:03.950 --> 00:42:04.783
That's it!

874
00:42:04.783 --> 00:42:06.440
But I don't want to say something

875
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:07.912
that's gonna fucking hurt you.

876
00:42:07.912 --> 00:42:09.080
(Charlie yells)

877
00:42:09.080 --> 00:42:11.122
Come on, do you wanna
hear things like faggot?

878
00:42:11.122 --> 00:42:13.020
(dramatic music)
Queer, cock sucker?

879
00:42:13.020 --> 00:42:14.840
Do you want me to keep going?

880
00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:17.070
Jesus freak.
(fists crackle)

881
00:42:17.070 --> 00:42:18.810
Faggot, faggot, faggot!

882
00:42:18.810 --> 00:42:21.430
Do you want me to bring that
up like the Catholic church?

883
00:42:21.430 --> 00:42:23.916
How God is just nothing but
a fucking disappointment?

884
00:42:23.916 --> 00:42:24.749
(dramatic music)

885
00:42:24.749 --> 00:42:26.490
You're talking to some invisible man,

886
00:42:26.490 --> 00:42:29.119
this guy who doesn't even fucking listen

887
00:42:29.119 --> 00:42:33.463
to what you fucking saying. (sniffles)

888
00:42:33.463 --> 00:42:34.868
Huh?

889
00:42:34.868 --> 00:42:36.200
- All right, let's go.

890
00:42:36.200 --> 00:42:37.033
- [Charlie] Where are we going?

891
00:42:37.033 --> 00:42:37.940
What are we doing?

892
00:42:37.940 --> 00:42:38.773
I'm game I'm down, come on.

893
00:42:38.773 --> 00:42:40.370
- [Ed] All right, it's...
- [Charlie] Let's go, buddy.

894
00:42:40.370 --> 00:42:41.410
Let's go, I just...

895
00:42:41.410 --> 00:42:42.860
- [Ed] Let's sweat it outta ya.

896
00:42:42.860 --> 00:42:43.700
- What are we sweating out?

897
00:42:43.700 --> 00:42:44.770
Are we gonna run laps?

898
00:42:44.770 --> 00:42:48.123
- [Ed] No, I was thinking
something a little more primal.

899
00:42:48.123 --> 00:42:51.623
(game soundtrack playing)

900
00:43:07.093 --> 00:43:08.160
- Ed!

901
00:43:08.160 --> 00:43:11.740
Started hallucinating, I
see your twin, (indistinct).

902
00:43:12.810 --> 00:43:14.223
- Let's go play paintball.

903
00:43:15.290 --> 00:43:18.220
- That is almost as bad an
idea as playing Russian.

904
00:43:18.220 --> 00:43:20.110
- [Ed] The adrenaline
will help with the detox.

905
00:43:20.110 --> 00:43:21.910
- [Charlie] The only
thing I needed detox from,

906
00:43:21.910 --> 00:43:23.833
is your crushing pathetic personality.

907
00:43:24.730 --> 00:43:27.460
- Come on, stop playing your life away.

908
00:43:27.460 --> 00:43:30.570
Let's go outside, find some
guns and masks in the garage.

909
00:43:30.570 --> 00:43:32.250
- Cool, yeah.

910
00:43:32.250 --> 00:43:33.830
I remember when I was 12...

911
00:43:33.830 --> 00:43:35.257
It was back when I was 12.

912
00:43:35.257 --> 00:43:39.110
- And we had fun, you
need to be distracted.

913
00:43:39.110 --> 00:43:41.137
- All I need to be
distracted from, is you.

914
00:43:41.137 --> 00:43:43.483
Can you please leave and let me sleep?

915
00:43:44.395 --> 00:43:45.895
- All right, have it your way.

916
00:43:50.395 --> 00:43:52.812
(soft music)

917
00:44:32.204 --> 00:44:34.954
(drink trickles)

918
00:44:36.521 --> 00:44:38.707
(liquid trickles)
(Charlie exclaims)

919
00:44:38.707 --> 00:44:39.930
- [Charlie] What the hell?

920
00:44:39.930 --> 00:44:41.740
- [Ed] Come and get me.
(feet tread)

921
00:44:41.740 --> 00:44:44.600
- Where are you asshole run,

922
00:44:44.600 --> 00:44:45.839
God where are my shoes?

923
00:44:45.839 --> 00:44:48.928
(clothes rustling)
(birds chirping)

924
00:44:48.928 --> 00:44:52.237
All right. (pants)

925
00:44:52.237 --> 00:44:55.353
Son of a bitch.
(chair clatters)

926
00:44:55.353 --> 00:44:57.243
(paintball gun pops)

927
00:44:57.243 --> 00:45:00.920
I'm not playing!
(feet tread)

928
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:03.123
I hope you have a good hiding spot.

929
00:45:04.379 --> 00:45:06.574
Coming to get you.

930
00:45:06.574 --> 00:45:09.556
(paintball gun pops)
(birds chirping)

931
00:45:09.556 --> 00:45:13.050
I'm really tired and man,
I can still kick your ass

932
00:45:13.050 --> 00:45:16.219
but, I mean like not right now man.

933
00:45:16.219 --> 00:45:18.210
(feet tread)
(Charlie panting)

934
00:45:18.210 --> 00:45:20.053
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.

935
00:45:23.587 --> 00:45:25.860
(groans) Son of a bitch!

936
00:45:25.860 --> 00:45:26.812
(paintball gun pops)

937
00:45:26.812 --> 00:45:28.307
(screams) Ed, you did that on purpose.

938
00:45:30.141 --> 00:45:34.255
(feet tread)
(Charlie panting)

939
00:45:34.255 --> 00:45:37.033
I didn't mean to yell, I didn't mean it.

940
00:45:37.033 --> 00:45:39.783
(birds chirping)

941
00:45:40.733 --> 00:45:43.150
(feet tread)

942
00:45:44.380 --> 00:45:45.623
(paintball gun pops)

943
00:45:45.623 --> 00:45:47.067
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(leaves rustling)

944
00:45:47.067 --> 00:45:49.326
(birds chirping)

945
00:45:49.326 --> 00:45:51.756
You need to work on your aim, you missed!

946
00:45:51.756 --> 00:45:54.506
(birds chirping)

947
00:45:56.080 --> 00:46:01.080
(feet tread)
(leaves rustling)

948
00:46:03.938 --> 00:46:08.898
We've been friends for 20
years Ed, now you are free man.

949
00:46:08.898 --> 00:46:13.820
(birds chirping)
(leaves rustling)

950
00:46:13.820 --> 00:46:17.950
Ed, I have (indistinct) so hard for this,

951
00:46:17.950 --> 00:46:19.450
I'm not feeling well, Ed.

952
00:46:19.450 --> 00:46:22.283
(leaves rustling)

953
00:46:23.839 --> 00:46:26.890
(feet tread)

954
00:46:26.890 --> 00:46:28.810
Where are you?
(paintball gun pops)

955
00:46:28.810 --> 00:46:31.570
Shit, you crazy bastard!

956
00:46:31.570 --> 00:46:34.320
Hey man, I'm here, I'm trying to detox.

957
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:35.330
What is wrong with you?

958
00:46:35.330 --> 00:46:36.560
Come on!

959
00:46:36.560 --> 00:46:37.393
I'm here!

960
00:46:37.393 --> 00:46:38.820
I got no mask on!

961
00:46:38.820 --> 00:46:41.069
Woo whoo, you win!

962
00:46:41.069 --> 00:46:45.929
Congratufuckyoulations
you won, you win. (laughs)

963
00:46:45.929 --> 00:46:48.230
(birds chirping)

964
00:46:48.230 --> 00:46:51.380
We're going home.
(feet tread)

965
00:46:51.380 --> 00:46:52.670
Fuck it!

966
00:46:52.670 --> 00:46:55.700
You be out here by yourself,
I'll be in the house,

967
00:46:55.700 --> 00:46:59.750
doing something more
useful and much more fun.

968
00:46:59.750 --> 00:47:02.135
This, (indistinct).
(birds chirping)

969
00:47:02.135 --> 00:47:07.135
(clothes rustling)
(feet tread)

970
00:47:09.526 --> 00:47:13.843
- (pants) Did he really
just leave? (sighs)

971
00:47:14.717 --> 00:47:16.819
(feet tread)

972
00:47:16.819 --> 00:47:19.569
(birds chirping)

973
00:47:21.539 --> 00:47:23.956
(feet tread)

974
00:47:25.937 --> 00:47:28.770
(leaves rustling)

975
00:47:34.688 --> 00:47:36.393
(paintball gun pops)
(Ed groans)

976
00:47:36.393 --> 00:47:37.326
- [Ed] (exclaims) Stop, stop, stop, stop,

977
00:47:37.326 --> 00:47:38.159
no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop.

978
00:47:38.159 --> 00:47:41.100
- [Charlie] I got you
crazy detoxy motherfucker!

979
00:47:41.100 --> 00:47:43.468
(paintball gun pops)

980
00:47:43.468 --> 00:47:48.468
- [Ed] Stop, stop, no, no,
no, no, no, no, stop, stop!

981
00:47:48.961 --> 00:47:51.326
(Charlie thuds)

982
00:47:51.326 --> 00:47:54.633
- (panting) I beat you,
don't you for once ever think

983
00:47:54.633 --> 00:47:57.573
that you can beat me. (chuckles)

984
00:47:58.910 --> 00:48:02.811
(paintball gun pops)
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,

985
00:48:02.811 --> 00:48:05.349
sorry, sorry.
(paintball gun pops)

986
00:48:05.349 --> 00:48:08.966
- [Ed] (panting) We done?
(leaves rustling)

987
00:48:08.966 --> 00:48:11.910
(birds chirping)

988
00:48:11.910 --> 00:48:13.320
- [Charlie] You know, some
days you just wish your mom

989
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:14.997
woulda aborted you, you know?

990
00:48:16.313 --> 00:48:19.263
(paintball gun pops)
Oh, fuck, come on!

991
00:48:19.263 --> 00:48:22.351
(leaves rustling)
(feet treading)

992
00:48:22.351 --> 00:48:23.948
Son of a bitch!

993
00:48:23.948 --> 00:48:25.948
(Ed and Charlie thud)
(water splashes)

994
00:48:25.948 --> 00:48:29.198
(Ed and Charlie groan)

995
00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:37.337
(birds chirping)

996
00:48:37.337 --> 00:48:39.300
I'm too smart to have a drinking problem.

997
00:48:39.300 --> 00:48:40.630
- [Ed] Oh, how predictable of you?

998
00:48:40.630 --> 00:48:41.780
- Yeah, but if I did.

999
00:48:41.780 --> 00:48:42.670
- Which you don't.

1000
00:48:42.670 --> 00:48:44.270
- [Charlie] Right, but if I did,

1001
00:48:44.270 --> 00:48:46.730
I'd be thanking you for all
of the wonderful hard work

1002
00:48:46.730 --> 00:48:47.620
you've been doing for me,

1003
00:48:47.620 --> 00:48:50.860
doing what you think
is best for my health.

1004
00:48:50.860 --> 00:48:52.010
- [Ed] Yeah.
- That's what I'd be doing.

1005
00:48:52.010 --> 00:48:54.300
- [Ed] But you don't so,

1006
00:48:54.300 --> 00:48:55.960
what I'm doing is just a waste of time.

1007
00:48:55.960 --> 00:48:56.980
- [Charlie] Right, exactly.

1008
00:48:56.980 --> 00:48:59.239
- Glad we cleared that up.

1009
00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:00.689
- Well, that didn't really...

1010
00:49:01.572 --> 00:49:03.400
It didn't really accomplish
anything, did it?

1011
00:49:03.400 --> 00:49:04.233
- Nope.

1012
00:49:06.670 --> 00:49:09.710
- [Charlie] All right,
have you heard of Godel?

1013
00:49:09.710 --> 00:49:11.380
- Ah, he's a composer.

1014
00:49:11.380 --> 00:49:12.510
- [Charlie] What, no.

1015
00:49:12.510 --> 00:49:13.940
- Mh, then yes.

1016
00:49:13.940 --> 00:49:16.270
- [Charlie] Okay, well
you've heard of Einstein?

1017
00:49:16.270 --> 00:49:17.420
- The bagel maker?

1018
00:49:17.420 --> 00:49:18.253
- [Charlie] Yeah, right.

1019
00:49:18.253 --> 00:49:19.931
Anyway, Kurt Godel was a friend of mine,

1020
00:49:19.931 --> 00:49:21.610
(indistinct) German guy left with a Nazi,

1021
00:49:21.610 --> 00:49:22.950
started acting like assholes.

1022
00:49:22.950 --> 00:49:25.190
- You know, I kinda wish
I can leave right now.

1023
00:49:25.190 --> 00:49:26.770
- [Charlie] He created
the most brilliant proof

1024
00:49:26.770 --> 00:49:29.500
of the existence of God ever, pure logic.

1025
00:49:29.500 --> 00:49:31.307
- [Ed] Oh, and that didn't convince you?

1026
00:49:31.307 --> 00:49:32.633
That's a shocker.

1027
00:49:33.730 --> 00:49:35.480
- Can't understand, it's way over my head.

1028
00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:37.570
- (chuckles) You're a
collegiate math professor.

1029
00:49:37.570 --> 00:49:40.210
- [Charlie] Exactly, but
that's not the point.

1030
00:49:40.210 --> 00:49:42.510
- [Ed] Please, please get to it.

1031
00:49:42.510 --> 00:49:43.660
- [Charlie] Okay, well,

1032
00:49:44.530 --> 00:49:48.243
these two carrots, these
are parallel lines.

1033
00:49:49.240 --> 00:49:50.600
You know what that means?

1034
00:49:50.600 --> 00:49:54.310
- You know, I never understood
the term mansplaining,

1035
00:49:54.310 --> 00:49:55.420
until I met you.

1036
00:49:55.420 --> 00:49:57.670
- I don't mansplain because I'm a man,

1037
00:49:57.670 --> 00:49:59.270
I mansplain because,

1038
00:49:59.270 --> 00:50:01.800
almost everyone I meet is a fucking idiot,

1039
00:50:01.800 --> 00:50:04.540
and I'm just operating
on past experiences.

1040
00:50:04.540 --> 00:50:06.760
- I know what parallel lines are.

1041
00:50:06.760 --> 00:50:08.930
- [Charlie] Okay, and parallel
lines never intersect.

1042
00:50:08.930 --> 00:50:10.670
Euclid told us that,
but we can't prove it.

1043
00:50:10.670 --> 00:50:11.503
- Sure, we can.

1044
00:50:11.503 --> 00:50:14.050
- Have you gone into the
infinity and checked?

1045
00:50:14.050 --> 00:50:17.140
- No, but--
- Yeah, but common sense

1046
00:50:17.140 --> 00:50:19.780
isn't a proof, a proof is the
mathematical demonstration

1047
00:50:19.780 --> 00:50:22.060
of the infinite certainty of a claim.

1048
00:50:22.060 --> 00:50:23.830
- And you can't just prove

1049
00:50:23.830 --> 00:50:26.360
that parallel lines never intersect,

1050
00:50:26.360 --> 00:50:27.960
even though that's their definition?

1051
00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:29.110
- [Charlie] That's trippy, right?

1052
00:50:29.110 --> 00:50:32.130
Right, all the geometry is
based on the number of rules

1053
00:50:32.130 --> 00:50:33.500
that Euclid called axiom.

1054
00:50:33.500 --> 00:50:36.260
The rules that we know to
be true, but we can't prove.

1055
00:50:36.260 --> 00:50:37.950
- [Ed] Hmm, I'm starting to see

1056
00:50:37.950 --> 00:50:40.022
why your students like you so much.

1057
00:50:40.022 --> 00:50:41.020
- (chuckles) They only liked me

1058
00:50:41.020 --> 00:50:43.110
because I buy all the underage ones booze,

1059
00:50:43.110 --> 00:50:44.710
when they finish their homework.

1060
00:50:46.370 --> 00:50:48.840
- Take back any nice thing
I ever said about you.

1061
00:50:48.840 --> 00:50:49.970
- [Charlie] Here is the point,

1062
00:50:49.970 --> 00:50:52.210
all the mathematics is
based on the assumption

1063
00:50:52.210 --> 00:50:54.240
that parallel lines never intersect.

1064
00:50:54.240 --> 00:50:55.830
Euclid taught us that,

1065
00:50:55.830 --> 00:50:57.680
even though we don't actually know that.

1066
00:50:57.680 --> 00:51:00.330
- Honestly, you're not changing
my day-to-day life here.

1067
00:51:00.330 --> 00:51:01.740
- [Charlie] But this will,
thousand years later,

1068
00:51:01.740 --> 00:51:04.670
this guy Godel, Einstein's
friend had an idea.

1069
00:51:04.670 --> 00:51:07.200
What if we take something
that we know to be false,

1070
00:51:07.200 --> 00:51:09.980
like parallel lines will one day intersect

1071
00:51:09.980 --> 00:51:11.783
and we base our mathematics on that?

1072
00:51:12.970 --> 00:51:13.960
- It sounds like a really good way

1073
00:51:13.960 --> 00:51:15.220
to make an engine that doesn't work.

1074
00:51:15.220 --> 00:51:16.680
- [Charlie] Exactly, if
you try to build something

1075
00:51:16.680 --> 00:51:19.470
off of false premises, they
won't work, except they did,

1076
00:51:19.470 --> 00:51:21.420
that's how quantum computing was invented.

1077
00:51:21.420 --> 00:51:23.650
Assuming something that's
false was actually true.

1078
00:51:23.650 --> 00:51:25.570
Case and my point is this,
I'm not an alcoholic,

1079
00:51:25.570 --> 00:51:26.660
never was, never will be.

1080
00:51:26.660 --> 00:51:29.020
But for the sake of this
experiment, and our friendship.

1081
00:51:29.020 --> 00:51:30.080
- Which doesn't mean anything.

1082
00:51:30.080 --> 00:51:30.913
- Right, exactly,

1083
00:51:30.913 --> 00:51:32.120
but because it matters a little,

1084
00:51:32.120 --> 00:51:34.610
let's pretend that I do
have a problem with alcohol

1085
00:51:34.610 --> 00:51:36.520
and I'll stay sober for the next few days.

1086
00:51:36.520 --> 00:51:37.690
- Weeks.
- Okay, whatever.

1087
00:51:37.690 --> 00:51:39.720
Just long enough to prove
to you that I don't need it.

1088
00:51:39.720 --> 00:51:41.630
If I can stay sober for a week.

1089
00:51:41.630 --> 00:51:42.463
- Two weeks.

1090
00:51:42.463 --> 00:51:44.820
- Fine, if I can stay sober for two weeks

1091
00:51:44.820 --> 00:51:47.950
and it won't cause a problem
at all, you'll back off?

1092
00:51:47.950 --> 00:51:49.900
- If you can stay sober for two weeks,

1093
00:51:49.900 --> 00:51:52.250
I will buy you a thousand
dollar bottle of gin.

1094
00:51:53.690 --> 00:51:55.350
- Well, see there?

1095
00:51:55.350 --> 00:51:56.853
Math does a wonderful thing.

1096
00:51:58.180 --> 00:52:00.380
- Have you ever detoxed before?

1097
00:52:00.380 --> 00:52:02.460
- I've only ever been drunk once.

1098
00:52:02.460 --> 00:52:05.000
- Well, I saw a movie about
it once and get ready.

1099
00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:06.370
Detox is not fun.

1100
00:52:06.370 --> 00:52:07.850
You're coming up on 48 hours

1101
00:52:07.850 --> 00:52:09.600
and that's when it gets really bad.

1102
00:52:10.583 --> 00:52:12.287
- Well, I mean, I'm tough and I'm smart,

1103
00:52:12.287 --> 00:52:14.370
I'm not dead yet, I can handle it.

1104
00:52:17.118 --> 00:52:18.951
- I certainly hope so.

1105
00:52:32.269 --> 00:52:34.769
(plate thuds)

1106
00:52:35.825 --> 00:52:37.430
(Charlie panting)

1107
00:52:37.430 --> 00:52:38.263
- Eat it.

1108
00:52:39.837 --> 00:52:42.713
- But I'm, I'm not hungry.

1109
00:52:44.010 --> 00:52:45.420
- You need the nutrients.

1110
00:52:45.420 --> 00:52:47.160
- [Charlie] So you made a pizza?

1111
00:52:47.160 --> 00:52:50.433
- It's a veggie pizza.
(Charlie sighs)

1112
00:52:51.680 --> 00:52:54.290
- I'm trembling so much, I can't eat.

1113
00:52:54.290 --> 00:52:56.670
I'm sweating in my mouth too, it's funny.

1114
00:52:56.670 --> 00:52:58.880
I just really need a beer.

1115
00:52:58.880 --> 00:52:59.990
- [Ed] You're literally sitting

1116
00:52:59.990 --> 00:53:01.974
right next to a gallon of water.

1117
00:53:01.974 --> 00:53:04.255
- [Charlie] (groans)
That's so much trouble.

1118
00:53:04.255 --> 00:53:07.390
- [Ed] Oh no, we should
probably stop then, huh?

1119
00:53:07.390 --> 00:53:10.050
- [Charlie] (chuckles) Really
getting sick of your attitude.

1120
00:53:10.050 --> 00:53:10.883
- I don't care.

1121
00:53:15.420 --> 00:53:17.490
- You don't care that
you're stuck babysitting me

1122
00:53:17.490 --> 00:53:19.840
when he could be out
there on a Saturday night,

1123
00:53:21.150 --> 00:53:22.353
with someone else?

1124
00:53:24.610 --> 00:53:28.093
- Nope.
- That's good.

1125
00:53:30.090 --> 00:53:33.090
- Eat, it'll lessen the symptoms.

1126
00:53:33.090 --> 00:53:34.630
- [Charlie] Oh really, doctor?

1127
00:53:34.630 --> 00:53:35.630
- [Ed] I Googled it.

1128
00:53:43.090 --> 00:53:46.024
Do you... (sighs)

1129
00:53:46.024 --> 00:53:48.700
Do you really think he's
out there with someone else?

1130
00:53:50.655 --> 00:53:52.450
- (sighs) Just saw it on a story.

1131
00:53:52.450 --> 00:53:53.283
- Wait, what?

1132
00:53:53.283 --> 00:53:55.190
- Yeah, this was some like big dude.

1133
00:53:55.190 --> 00:53:56.090
- [Ed] Where, when?

1134
00:53:56.090 --> 00:54:00.500
- [Charlie] No, dude, I
was joking just... (groans)

1135
00:54:03.050 --> 00:54:04.470
- Stomach pains.

1136
00:54:04.470 --> 00:54:06.047
- [Charlie] Oh brilliant deduction

1137
00:54:06.047 --> 00:54:08.320
and the least you could
do is, be hell for me.

1138
00:54:08.320 --> 00:54:09.820
- [Ed] This is me helping you.

1139
00:54:11.302 --> 00:54:13.800
- (sighs) I hate to see
when you're hurting me.

1140
00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:16.510
- [Ed] Would you rather,
I go with hugs and kisses.

1141
00:54:16.510 --> 00:54:18.863
No, I'm speaking to you in your language.

1142
00:54:23.436 --> 00:54:28.436
(soft music)
(Charlie whimpers)

1143
00:54:29.460 --> 00:54:31.960
- I had my first drink
when I was eight years old,

1144
00:54:35.520 --> 00:54:38.963
my parents were fighting,

1145
00:54:40.710 --> 00:54:43.293
they were fighting because, 'cause of me.

1146
00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:47.883
They saw my broken face, (whimpers)

1147
00:54:49.450 --> 00:54:51.790
but I was sitting there
watching them argue

1148
00:54:51.790 --> 00:54:52.760
and...

1149
00:54:57.090 --> 00:54:58.840
they were talking about, you know,

1150
00:54:58.840 --> 00:55:02.530
who should have been
watching me (whimpers)

1151
00:55:02.530 --> 00:55:05.660
and, my mom

1152
00:55:07.550 --> 00:55:10.230
convinces my dad, starts telling him,

1153
00:55:10.230 --> 00:55:11.940
you know, you just take him outside,

1154
00:55:11.940 --> 00:55:13.700
just take him outside, take him outside.

1155
00:55:13.700 --> 00:55:15.343
So he takes me outside.

1156
00:55:20.090 --> 00:55:24.020
We finally get to my, my room (whimpers)

1157
00:55:24.020 --> 00:55:25.010
and he just looks at me

1158
00:55:25.010 --> 00:55:27.410
and he hits me in the
stomach as hard as he can.

1159
00:55:32.176 --> 00:55:34.926
I literally threw up on the floor

1160
00:55:35.780 --> 00:55:39.083
and he freaked out, he panicked.

1161
00:55:40.020 --> 00:55:43.260
He was um... (whimpers)

1162
00:55:43.260 --> 00:55:44.630
he was trying to quiet me down

1163
00:55:44.630 --> 00:55:48.393
and, and get me, get me
to help him clean it up.

1164
00:55:50.371 --> 00:55:53.361
(Charlie whimpers)

1165
00:55:53.361 --> 00:55:56.363
I mean, I know he
didn't, he didn't really,

1166
00:55:56.363 --> 00:55:57.580
he was just the angry with...

1167
00:55:57.580 --> 00:55:59.523
He didn't really mean to do that.

1168
00:56:01.073 --> 00:56:03.370
But I just felt, I knew that they were,

1169
00:56:03.370 --> 00:56:08.370
they were fighting because my
dad was cheating on my mom.

1170
00:56:08.770 --> 00:56:11.013
I just felt so bad for it,

1171
00:56:12.410 --> 00:56:14.950
so I was glad that she divorced him,

1172
00:56:14.950 --> 00:56:19.950
but, he's still my dad
and I still miss him

1173
00:56:22.150 --> 00:56:24.883
and you know, loved each
other, and they loved me.

1174
00:56:24.883 --> 00:56:28.063
They just weren't right. (whimpers)

1175
00:56:29.158 --> 00:56:31.577
(Charlie sighs)

1176
00:56:31.577 --> 00:56:32.880
Well, just something about that night,

1177
00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:34.830
it just really, really stuck with me.

1178
00:56:34.830 --> 00:56:39.240
I just, that was the first
time I ever felt powerless

1179
00:56:42.450 --> 00:56:45.880
and you know, I snuck downstairs

1180
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:49.427
and, I went into the 'frigerator

1181
00:56:49.427 --> 00:56:53.430
and I grabbed a beer and
I didn't know any better.

1182
00:56:53.430 --> 00:56:56.690
I just thought, you know, it was a soda,

1183
00:56:56.690 --> 00:56:58.824
I just wanted to do something different.

1184
00:56:58.824 --> 00:57:01.563
I just wanted to be
bad for once, you know?

1185
00:57:04.900 --> 00:57:06.650
Irregardless, that's what happened.

1186
00:57:12.930 --> 00:57:16.830
- We're gonna get you better.
(Charlie sniffles)

1187
00:57:16.830 --> 00:57:19.653
- I just wanna go to sleep. (sniffles)

1188
00:57:27.472 --> 00:57:32.472
- Okay, I'm gonna go downstairs,

1189
00:57:35.330 --> 00:57:36.350
I'll be waiting.

1190
00:57:44.723 --> 00:57:47.640
(clothes rustling)

1191
00:57:48.514 --> 00:57:51.431
(Charlie whimpers)

1192
00:57:56.539 --> 00:57:58.179
(soft music)

1193
00:57:58.179 --> 00:58:03.096
(door creaks)
(soft music)

1194
00:58:18.185 --> 00:58:21.185
(suspenseful music)

1195
00:58:29.158 --> 00:58:30.845
(Charlie panting)

1196
00:58:30.845 --> 00:58:32.503
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1197
00:58:32.503 --> 00:58:35.586
(objects clattering)

1198
00:58:43.052 --> 00:58:46.467
- Ah (indistinct) alcohol.
(suspenseful music)

1199
00:58:46.467 --> 00:58:48.092
(Charlie gulps)

1200
00:58:48.092 --> 00:58:50.520
(Charlie coughs)

1201
00:58:50.520 --> 00:58:53.270
(Charlie groans)

1202
00:59:01.762 --> 00:59:06.762
(bottle clatters)
(Charlie groans)

1203
00:59:13.600 --> 00:59:15.085
- [Ed] Charlie, I thought you
said you were going to sleep.

1204
00:59:15.085 --> 00:59:17.835
(Charlie groans)

1205
00:59:22.694 --> 00:59:25.169
(door creaks)
(Charlie whimpers)

1206
00:59:25.169 --> 00:59:26.896
(exclaims) What the hell did you do?

1207
00:59:26.896 --> 00:59:27.990
(Charlie whimpers)

1208
00:59:27.990 --> 00:59:30.760
You idiot, you just got
halfway through detoxing,

1209
00:59:30.760 --> 00:59:32.226
now we're gonna have to start over.

1210
00:59:32.226 --> 00:59:34.245
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1211
00:59:34.245 --> 00:59:35.078
No, no, no, no, no.

1212
00:59:35.078 --> 00:59:36.540
Hey, do I need to call an ambulance?

1213
00:59:36.540 --> 00:59:37.950
Do I need to call an ambulance?

1214
00:59:37.950 --> 00:59:39.466
How much did you drink?

1215
00:59:39.466 --> 00:59:41.120
(Charlie groans)

1216
00:59:41.120 --> 00:59:41.953
Do you have any ipecac?

1217
00:59:41.953 --> 00:59:42.786
- No.

1218
00:59:43.870 --> 00:59:45.453
- Look, you need to puke.

1219
00:59:46.746 --> 00:59:51.197
- If only there was some drug
I could take (indistinct).

1220
00:59:54.392 --> 00:59:57.392
(Charlie chuckles)

1221
01:00:00.594 --> 01:00:01.610
- (panting) I'm not giving you any booze.

1222
01:00:01.610 --> 01:00:04.090
- So you do have some? (panting)

1223
01:00:04.090 --> 01:00:06.410
- No,
(Charlie panting)

1224
01:00:06.410 --> 01:00:10.473
sleep it off asshole.
(Charlie whimpers)

1225
01:00:13.870 --> 01:00:15.718
Let's go get you some more clothes.

1226
01:00:15.718 --> 01:00:20.718
(Ed sighs)
(Charlie whimpers)

1227
01:00:23.637 --> 01:00:28.637
(insects chirping)
(Charlie groans)

1228
01:00:31.572 --> 01:00:35.239
(Charlie tapping nervously)

1229
01:00:51.530 --> 01:00:52.363
Charlie, shut up!

1230
01:00:52.363 --> 01:00:56.523
- I can't.
- [Ed] Try, I'm tired.

1231
01:00:59.620 --> 01:01:01.130
Going somewhere?

1232
01:01:01.130 --> 01:01:02.240
- I'm leaving.

1233
01:01:02.240 --> 01:01:03.890
- [Ed] Okay.

1234
01:01:03.890 --> 01:01:05.450
- Shoulda parked the car, right?

1235
01:01:05.450 --> 01:01:06.790
- [Ed] Yup.

1236
01:01:06.790 --> 01:01:08.637
- I shoulda got the keys to the ATVs.

1237
01:01:08.637 --> 01:01:13.637
(clothes rustling)
(feet tread)

1238
01:01:14.365 --> 01:01:17.282
(insects chirping)

1239
01:01:19.159 --> 01:01:20.030
(car parts rustling)

1240
01:01:20.030 --> 01:01:21.604
Come on baby, don't do this to me.

1241
01:01:21.604 --> 01:01:23.640
(car parts rustling)
Fuck!

1242
01:01:23.640 --> 01:01:25.940
Why won't you start you
stupid son of a bitch?

1243
01:01:28.660 --> 01:01:31.230
Fuck!
(Ed groans)

1244
01:01:31.230 --> 01:01:32.670
What the shit does that mean?

1245
01:01:32.670 --> 01:01:34.420
I don't knows any fuel something,

1246
01:01:34.420 --> 01:01:36.144
what the hell did he do to it?

1247
01:01:36.144 --> 01:01:40.250
(car parts rustling)
Goddamnit!

1248
01:01:40.250 --> 01:01:43.417
(utensils clattering)

1249
01:01:56.427 --> 01:01:57.977
- You doing all right in there?

1250
01:01:59.386 --> 01:02:00.440
(Charlie panting)

1251
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:02.133
- Die a slow death faggot!

1252
01:02:03.135 --> 01:02:06.805
(objects clattering)
(Ed sighs)

1253
01:02:06.805 --> 01:02:08.533
(insects chirping)

1254
01:02:08.533 --> 01:02:11.783
(door lock clattering)

1255
01:02:15.535 --> 01:02:18.035
(door creaks)

1256
01:02:24.374 --> 01:02:26.624
(Ed sighs)

1257
01:02:30.357 --> 01:02:33.107
(bicycle creaks)

1258
01:02:48.384 --> 01:02:51.824
(Charlie thuds)
(feet tread)

1259
01:02:51.824 --> 01:02:54.656
(leaves rustling)

1260
01:02:54.656 --> 01:02:56.711
(drink glugs)

1261
01:02:56.711 --> 01:02:59.128
(soft music)

1262
01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:11.000
(insects chirping)
(feet tread)

1263
01:03:27.478 --> 01:03:32.478
(glass shatters)
(soft music)

1264
01:03:34.348 --> 01:03:37.348
(suspenseful music)

1265
01:03:43.067 --> 01:03:44.863
(car engine roars)

1266
01:03:44.863 --> 01:03:47.863
(suspenseful music)

1267
01:03:58.604 --> 01:04:01.687
(car engine roaring)

1268
01:04:04.529 --> 01:04:07.529
(suspenseful music)

1269
01:04:44.217 --> 01:04:49.217
(Charlie wails)
(car engine roaring)

1270
01:05:20.155 --> 01:05:22.822
(feet treading)

1271
01:05:24.050 --> 01:05:26.717
(Charlie cries)

1272
01:05:28.861 --> 01:05:33.861
- Okay, okay, it's okay.
(Charlie sobs)

1273
01:05:35.394 --> 01:05:36.227
It's okay.

1274
01:05:37.883 --> 01:05:42.883
- [Charlie] I'm sorry mummy,
(sobs), I'm sorry mum.

1275
01:05:44.724 --> 01:05:47.506
- [Ed] Sorry Charlie.
(Charlie wails)

1276
01:05:47.506 --> 01:05:52.506
(camera clicks)
(Charlie wails)

1277
01:05:52.559 --> 01:05:55.205
- Come on, let's get you up.

1278
01:05:55.205 --> 01:05:56.885
Come on, let's get you outta here.

1279
01:05:56.885 --> 01:05:57.727
(Charlie wails)

1280
01:05:57.727 --> 01:06:00.059
Come on, just gotta get up.
(Charlie wails)

1281
01:06:00.059 --> 01:06:02.263
No, no, it's okay, it's okay,
(Charlie wails)

1282
01:06:02.263 --> 01:06:04.134
Charlie it's okay, Charlie it's fine.

1283
01:06:04.134 --> 01:06:07.002
Charlie please, come on,
come on, come on, it's okay.

1284
01:06:07.002 --> 01:06:09.775
(Charlie wails)
It's okay.

1285
01:06:09.775 --> 01:06:12.555
(Charlie wails)
It's okay, it's okay.

1286
01:06:12.555 --> 01:06:15.605
(Charlie wails)

1287
01:06:15.605 --> 01:06:18.746
Come on, come on, we
gotta get home, let's go.

1288
01:06:18.746 --> 01:06:21.148
(Charlie wails)

1289
01:06:21.148 --> 01:06:22.328
It's okay, it's gonna be all right.

1290
01:06:22.328 --> 01:06:26.320
(Charlie wails)
(feet tread)

1291
01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:28.981
Let's go home.
(feet tread)

1292
01:06:28.981 --> 01:06:32.293
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1293
01:06:32.293 --> 01:06:34.277
- [Charlie] I have nothing.

1294
01:06:34.277 --> 01:06:36.653
- You have me, it's okay, you have me.

1295
01:06:37.622 --> 01:06:40.260
- I'm better myself and
I've done really poorly.

1296
01:06:40.260 --> 01:06:42.713
- Just let me help--
- No leave me alone!

1297
01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:46.633
(Charlie whimpers)

1298
01:06:46.633 --> 01:06:47.466
- I brought you a jacket.

1299
01:06:47.466 --> 01:06:48.790
- I'm not cold, I'm not cold.

1300
01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:53.313
- [Ed] Let's go back.

1301
01:06:53.313 --> 01:06:54.146
- [Charlie] I can't.

1302
01:06:54.146 --> 01:06:55.508
- Yes you can.

1303
01:06:55.508 --> 01:06:59.850
- (indistinct) but it's getting smaller,

1304
01:06:59.850 --> 01:07:02.550
it's eating itself, it's
getting smaller (indistinct).

1305
01:07:04.530 --> 01:07:05.940
It's hot, it's cold,

1306
01:07:05.940 --> 01:07:08.779
I don't know what's going on, (whimpers)

1307
01:07:08.779 --> 01:07:12.756
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1308
01:07:12.756 --> 01:07:15.558
- The hard part's almost
over, you doing this.

1309
01:07:15.558 --> 01:07:16.740
- No, I'm dying.

1310
01:07:16.740 --> 01:07:19.385
- No, you're not, you
just wish you were dying.

1311
01:07:19.385 --> 01:07:21.093
(Charlie whimpers)
Come on.

1312
01:07:23.326 --> 01:07:28.326
(car roaring smoothly)
(insects chirping)

1313
01:07:39.010 --> 01:07:40.270
Cha...

1314
01:07:40.270 --> 01:07:41.486
It's puke?

1315
01:07:41.486 --> 01:07:45.416
(insects chirping)
(soft music)

1316
01:07:45.416 --> 01:07:48.249
(water trickling)

1317
01:07:55.527 --> 01:07:57.415
(Ed groaning)

1318
01:07:57.415 --> 01:08:02.415
(Ed pants)
(water trickling)

1319
01:08:22.967 --> 01:08:23.800
Okay,

1320
01:08:25.142 --> 01:08:30.142
all right. (clears throat)

1321
01:08:30.833 --> 01:08:32.500
All right, let's go.

1322
01:08:33.966 --> 01:08:36.299
(Ed groans)

1323
01:08:43.381 --> 01:08:45.480
Okay,
(Charlie groans)

1324
01:08:45.480 --> 01:08:46.896
careful, watch your head.

1325
01:08:46.896 --> 01:08:49.813
(clothes rustling)

1326
01:08:52.187 --> 01:08:54.534
(Charlie groans)

1327
01:08:54.534 --> 01:08:55.867
Okay, all right,

1328
01:08:58.361 --> 01:09:00.194
okay, okay, all right.

1329
01:09:06.136 --> 01:09:07.053
Okay, okay.

1330
01:09:12.835 --> 01:09:16.812
There we go.
(Ed groans)

1331
01:09:16.812 --> 01:09:19.729
(clothes rustling)

1332
01:09:24.536 --> 01:09:25.369
Okay,

1333
01:09:29.349 --> 01:09:30.823
all right.

1334
01:09:30.823 --> 01:09:32.889
Okay, now come on.
(Charlie groans)

1335
01:09:32.889 --> 01:09:35.056
Come on, come on, come on.

1336
01:09:36.049 --> 01:09:36.882
Okay.

1337
01:09:38.010 --> 01:09:41.505
Okay, okay, let's go, come on.

1338
01:09:41.505 --> 01:09:43.922
(feet tread)

1339
01:09:52.072 --> 01:09:53.822
I gotta get the door.

1340
01:09:55.227 --> 01:09:58.406
(door creaks)

1341
01:09:58.406 --> 01:10:00.739
Come on, we're almost there.

1342
01:10:02.414 --> 01:10:03.831
Around the couch.

1343
01:10:05.228 --> 01:10:07.025
Ready, here we go.
(Ed sighs)

1344
01:10:07.025 --> 01:10:10.323
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1345
01:10:10.323 --> 01:10:13.481
Imm'a be right back. (panting)

1346
01:10:13.481 --> 01:10:16.855
(suspenseful music)

1347
01:10:16.855 --> 01:10:19.772
(utensils clatter)

1348
01:10:30.922 --> 01:10:34.295
Goddamnit!
(drink glugs)

1349
01:10:34.295 --> 01:10:36.712
(Ed panting)

1350
01:10:42.617 --> 01:10:45.896
(Ed coughs)
(bottle clatters)

1351
01:10:45.896 --> 01:10:48.563
All right, all right, all right.

1352
01:10:49.779 --> 01:10:51.451
Let's get your head up, get your head up,

1353
01:10:51.451 --> 01:10:53.892
come on, come on, come on, up, up, up.

1354
01:10:53.892 --> 01:10:56.644
I got what you want, I got
what you want, come on.

1355
01:10:56.644 --> 01:10:59.626
Come on, yap.
(Ed and Charlie panting)

1356
01:10:59.626 --> 01:11:03.997
(Charlie gulps)
Easy, easy, you good.

1357
01:11:03.997 --> 01:11:06.663
Very good.
(Charlie pants)

1358
01:11:06.663 --> 01:11:09.080
(soft music)

1359
01:11:12.471 --> 01:11:17.331
(Ed sighs)
(soft music)

1360
01:11:17.331 --> 01:11:21.998
(Ed sighs)
(soft music)

1361
01:11:51.849 --> 01:11:56.849
(Charlie whimpers)
(soft music)

1362
01:12:06.543 --> 01:12:09.551
(Ed sighs)

1363
01:12:09.551 --> 01:12:12.066
(suspenseful music)

1364
01:12:12.066 --> 01:12:12.930
Charlie?

1365
01:12:12.930 --> 01:12:15.930
(suspenseful music)

1366
01:12:20.511 --> 01:12:23.344
(Charlie gulping)

1367
01:12:26.863 --> 01:12:29.417
What the hell do you think you're doing?

1368
01:12:29.417 --> 01:12:32.423
- I'm having a nightcap, Eddie old chap.

1369
01:12:35.150 --> 01:12:36.500
- What made you like this?

1370
01:12:37.824 --> 01:12:41.170
What is would this need to
escape reality for 20 years?

1371
01:12:41.170 --> 01:12:43.260
What was so tragic and so horrible

1372
01:12:43.260 --> 01:12:45.500
that you needed to be medicated
out of your existence,

1373
01:12:45.500 --> 01:12:48.063
every single second of
every single fucking day.

1374
01:12:48.063 --> 01:12:49.930
- Yeah, so tragic, so tragic.

1375
01:12:49.930 --> 01:12:53.290
Hey Freud, fucking genius.

1376
01:12:53.290 --> 01:12:56.900
If you recall, in our last
discussions, in my memoirs,

1377
01:12:56.900 --> 01:13:01.010
I am perfectly ecstatically
happy with my mode of existence.

1378
01:13:01.010 --> 01:13:03.530
You seem to be the only person
that has a problem with it.

1379
01:13:03.530 --> 01:13:06.053
- This, this is happiness to you?

1380
01:13:06.960 --> 01:13:08.527
Look at it.

1381
01:13:08.527 --> 01:13:09.740
- No, you know, you know this,

1382
01:13:09.740 --> 01:13:13.033
have you even considered that
this is probably your fault?

1383
01:13:15.880 --> 01:13:18.053
Who was the first person I got drunk with?

1384
01:13:19.200 --> 01:13:21.610
You were the first person
that I ever got drunk with.

1385
01:13:21.610 --> 01:13:24.690
Oh yeah, yeah, it's gonna be great,

1386
01:13:24.690 --> 01:13:26.590
we're gonna get drunk
and then we'll get sober

1387
01:13:26.590 --> 01:13:29.450
before my parents even come
and you know what happened?

1388
01:13:29.450 --> 01:13:30.620
It didn't happen all like that,

1389
01:13:30.620 --> 01:13:33.093
because I was the one that
just got fucking hammered.

1390
01:13:33.093 --> 01:13:34.950
(Ed speaks indistinctly)

1391
01:13:34.950 --> 01:13:35.783
Did that happen to you?

1392
01:13:35.783 --> 01:13:37.970
No it didn't, 'cause your
parent fucking loved y'all!

1393
01:13:37.970 --> 01:13:39.240
You're so great!

1394
01:13:39.240 --> 01:13:41.012
Just the golden fucking child!

1395
01:13:41.012 --> 01:13:43.012
- That was 20 years ago!

1396
01:13:47.738 --> 01:13:50.843
(whimpers) Look at you,
man, you're deluded.

1397
01:13:55.140 --> 01:13:56.973
Get the fuck over yourself.

1398
01:13:58.632 --> 01:14:02.334
(bottle clatters)
(feet tread)

1399
01:14:02.334 --> 01:14:04.276
(insects chirping)

1400
01:14:04.276 --> 01:14:07.180
- [Charlie] Will you listen to me?

1401
01:14:07.180 --> 01:14:10.880
Stop, turn around goddamnit,
it was your fault!

1402
01:14:10.880 --> 01:14:12.080
You don't remember that?

1403
01:14:13.956 --> 01:14:15.030
It was all your fault.

1404
01:14:15.030 --> 01:14:17.230
You're the one who set
the wheels in motion.

1405
01:14:19.100 --> 01:14:21.970
- If you're talking about
a game of spin the bottle

1406
01:14:21.970 --> 01:14:25.863
we played when we were 13,
you need to grow the fuck up.

1407
01:14:26.970 --> 01:14:29.070
I read up on it once.

1408
01:14:29.070 --> 01:14:31.750
Once I realized that I was gay

1409
01:14:31.750 --> 01:14:34.990
and it's completely
normal experimentation.

1410
01:14:34.990 --> 01:14:37.760
I thought maybe that night
started it all for me,

1411
01:14:37.760 --> 01:14:39.980
but it didn't.

1412
01:14:39.980 --> 01:14:40.990
It's a rite of passage,

1413
01:14:40.990 --> 01:14:44.880
so in the grand scheme of
thing, it didn't mean anything.

1414
01:14:44.880 --> 01:14:47.363
It meant nothing.

1415
01:14:48.560 --> 01:14:51.830
I was already gay and
you were already straight

1416
01:14:51.830 --> 01:14:54.470
and an alcoholic and an asshole.

1417
01:14:54.470 --> 01:14:56.170
- You shut the fuck up, you faggot!

1418
01:14:56.170 --> 01:14:58.960
You have no idea what
you're talking about.

1419
01:14:58.960 --> 01:15:03.960
- (chuckles) Charlie, you
wanted to play too asshole.

1420
01:15:04.441 --> 01:15:09.441
(chuckles) You wanted your
dick touched, you asked for it.

1421
01:15:10.220 --> 01:15:12.600
Literally.
- No, damn. (groans).

1422
01:15:12.600 --> 01:15:15.267
(water burbles)

1423
01:15:20.270 --> 01:15:21.310
- You wanna play?

1424
01:15:21.310 --> 01:15:22.263
Okay
- Yeah.

1425
01:15:23.469 --> 01:15:27.054
- Let's play, let's play, let's play.

1426
01:15:27.054 --> 01:15:32.054
(water burbles)
(suspenseful music)

1427
01:15:34.426 --> 01:15:39.426
(water splashes)
(suspenseful music)

1428
01:16:06.740 --> 01:16:07.990
- Do you kiss me?

1429
01:16:07.990 --> 01:16:10.150
- No, you have to kiss me.

1430
01:16:10.150 --> 01:16:11.511
- Yeah, no.

1431
01:16:11.511 --> 01:16:13.693
- Yeah, yeah, that's how it works.

1432
01:16:15.570 --> 01:16:16.940
- Yeah, yeah, okay.

1433
01:16:16.940 --> 01:16:19.603
- Okay.
- Okay, let's do this.

1434
01:16:20.942 --> 01:16:22.339
(water burbles)

1435
01:16:22.339 --> 01:16:25.339
(suspenseful music)

1436
01:16:44.685 --> 01:16:46.082
(water splashes)
- [Charlie] Fuck!

1437
01:16:46.082 --> 01:16:50.171
Oh God, fuck. (groans)

1438
01:16:50.171 --> 01:16:53.378
Oh God. (whimpers)

1439
01:16:53.378 --> 01:16:57.437
Damn it Ed! (whimpers)

1440
01:16:57.437 --> 01:16:59.647
Fuck, fuck Ed! (crying)

1441
01:16:59.647 --> 01:17:01.178
Goddamnit!

1442
01:17:01.178 --> 01:17:02.936
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit. (feet tread)

1443
01:17:02.936 --> 01:17:06.019
(suspenseful music)

1444
01:17:09.106 --> 01:17:10.672
(Ed gasps)

1445
01:17:10.672 --> 01:17:14.913
(Ed screams)
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

1446
01:17:14.913 --> 01:17:15.984
Eddie I'm sorry!

1447
01:17:15.984 --> 01:17:18.888
- [Ed] Get the fuck
away from me. (whimpers)

1448
01:17:18.888 --> 01:17:20.587
Get the fuck away from me (indistinct).

1449
01:17:20.587 --> 01:17:23.060
(Ed and Charlie argue indistinctly)

1450
01:17:23.060 --> 01:17:25.095
- [Charlie] I'm sorry, come here.

1451
01:17:25.095 --> 01:17:28.928
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1452
01:17:30.976 --> 01:17:33.776
I'm sorry, I can't believe I
did that, I didn't want to.

1453
01:17:34.956 --> 01:17:39.105
Oh my God I almost killed you. (wails)

1454
01:17:39.105 --> 01:17:41.320
I'm sorry I didn't wanna remember that,

1455
01:17:41.320 --> 01:17:44.823
I didn't wanna remember it
was like it was 20 years ago.

1456
01:17:48.634 --> 01:17:50.034
(crying) I'm so sorry.

1457
01:17:50.034 --> 01:17:52.012
(suspenseful music)

1458
01:17:52.012 --> 01:17:55.533
- You're abnormal, you're not special,

1459
01:17:57.320 --> 01:17:58.433
you're not anything.

1460
01:18:01.560 --> 01:18:03.240
Every other adult in the world

1461
01:18:03.240 --> 01:18:05.850
was born into something
they couldn't deal with.

1462
01:18:08.830 --> 01:18:11.503
Why can't you get the fuck over yourself?

1463
01:18:13.972 --> 01:18:16.151
- I'm so sorry. (wails)

1464
01:18:16.151 --> 01:18:20.129
(Charlie speaks indistinctly)

1465
01:18:20.129 --> 01:18:22.796
(Charlie cries)

1466
01:18:24.840 --> 01:18:28.203
- There is a bottle of gin
under your mum's pillow,

1467
01:18:30.080 --> 01:18:31.573
go drink yourself to death.

1468
01:18:33.127 --> 01:18:36.127
(suspenseful music)

1469
01:19:03.007 --> 01:19:06.007
(soft upbeat music)

1470
01:19:10.935 --> 01:19:13.685
(birds chirping)

1471
01:19:23.668 --> 01:19:28.585
(feet tread)
(soft music)

1472
01:19:44.740 --> 01:19:49.740
(door bangs)
(suspenseful music)

1473
01:19:57.972 --> 01:20:00.992
(Charlie whimpers)

1474
01:20:00.992 --> 01:20:03.909
(Charlie groaning)

1475
01:20:06.460 --> 01:20:10.483
Charlie?
- [Charlie] Ed? (panting)

1476
01:20:10.483 --> 01:20:12.021
I'm sorry Ed. (panting)

1477
01:20:12.021 --> 01:20:14.438
(soft music)

1478
01:20:15.661 --> 01:20:17.111
- (sighs) What are you doing?

1479
01:20:18.430 --> 01:20:22.007
- I'm detoxing, I'm...
(soft music)

1480
01:20:24.890 --> 01:20:28.960
I promise I will detox,
then I am...(pants)

1481
01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:34.040
- Okay, good luck.

1482
01:20:34.040 --> 01:20:36.760
- [Charlie] No, no, wait,
wait, where are you going?

1483
01:20:36.760 --> 01:20:37.760
Where are you going?

1484
01:20:39.157 --> 01:20:40.640
- I'm going home, Charlie.

1485
01:20:40.640 --> 01:20:42.273
- No, no, no, No, you can't go home.

1486
01:20:42.273 --> 01:20:45.064
You can't go home, you can't
leave me here please, Ed.

1487
01:20:45.064 --> 01:20:46.660
(soft music)

1488
01:20:46.660 --> 01:20:50.580
- You need a professional.
(soft music)

1489
01:20:50.580 --> 01:20:52.040
You need someone that's not me.

1490
01:20:52.040 --> 01:20:54.918
- [Charlie] No I don't, I need my friend.

1491
01:20:54.918 --> 01:20:58.130
(soft music)

1492
01:20:58.130 --> 01:20:59.692
I need my friend Ed.

1493
01:20:59.692 --> 01:21:01.027
(soft music)

1494
01:21:01.027 --> 01:21:03.080
- I'm not your friend, Charlie.

1495
01:21:03.080 --> 01:21:05.770
- [Charlie] Yes we are friends Ed, please?

1496
01:21:05.770 --> 01:21:07.966
Don't leave me here.

1497
01:21:07.966 --> 01:21:10.383
(soft music)

1498
01:21:12.515 --> 01:21:13.348
Please?

1499
01:21:13.348 --> 01:21:15.680
- I don't care Charlie.
- [Charlie] Please Ed?

1500
01:21:16.890 --> 01:21:21.890
- You have plenty of booze and water here.

1501
01:21:21.952 --> 01:21:23.040
- [Charlie] What would Jesus do Ed?

1502
01:21:23.040 --> 01:21:26.200
He would stay with his friend, please?

1503
01:21:26.200 --> 01:21:29.626
Please Ed, come on! (pants)

1504
01:21:29.626 --> 01:21:30.720
(soft music)

1505
01:21:30.720 --> 01:21:32.972
Please don't leave. (pants)

1506
01:21:32.972 --> 01:21:34.202
(soft music)

1507
01:21:34.202 --> 01:21:36.377
Ed what would Jesus do?

1508
01:21:36.377 --> 01:21:41.377
(soft music)
(Charlie panting)

1509
01:21:41.960 --> 01:21:43.682
(Charlie groans)

1510
01:21:43.682 --> 01:21:47.262
Ed please, (pants)

1511
01:21:47.262 --> 01:21:50.337
please don't go, please don't go.

1512
01:21:50.337 --> 01:21:52.844
(Charlie whimpers)

1513
01:21:52.844 --> 01:21:55.677
(Charlie panting)

1514
01:22:07.257 --> 01:22:09.177
(drink fizzles)

1515
01:22:09.177 --> 01:22:11.594
(soft music)

1516
01:22:17.141 --> 01:22:18.445
(glass shatters)

1517
01:22:18.445 --> 01:22:20.862
(soft music)

1518
01:22:22.765 --> 01:22:23.786
(dramatic music)

1519
01:22:23.786 --> 01:22:26.448
(soft music)

1520
01:22:26.448 --> 01:22:27.641
(dramatic music)

1521
01:22:27.641 --> 01:22:29.474
(soft music)

1522
01:22:29.474 --> 01:22:30.777
(dramatic music)

1523
01:22:30.777 --> 01:22:32.104
Don't do it.

1524
01:22:32.104 --> 01:22:34.854
(dramatic music)

1525
01:22:37.243 --> 01:22:39.051
Please don't do it.

1526
01:22:39.051 --> 01:22:41.801
(dramatic music)

1527
01:22:45.173 --> 01:22:50.173
(birds chirping)
(car roaring)

1528
01:23:01.943 --> 01:23:04.443
(soft music)

1529
01:23:06.793 --> 01:23:09.793
(suspenseful music)

1530
01:23:19.400 --> 01:23:22.233
(bottle clatters)

1531
01:23:23.275 --> 01:23:26.025
(dramatic music)

1532
01:23:27.917 --> 01:23:32.917
(water burbles)
(dramatic music)

1533
01:24:01.245 --> 01:24:02.272
(water burbles)

1534
01:24:02.272 --> 01:24:03.458
(Charlie screams)

1535
01:24:03.458 --> 01:24:07.208
(suspenseful dramatic music)

1536
01:24:31.948 --> 01:24:34.615
(water burbles)

1537
01:24:36.528 --> 01:24:41.528
(drink fizzles)
(suspenseful dramatic music)

1538
01:24:54.316 --> 01:24:57.066
(birds chirping)

1539
01:24:59.189 --> 01:25:01.689
(car roaring)

1540
01:25:13.940 --> 01:25:15.840
- Hey, go ahead, you can
make it up (indistinct).

1541
01:25:15.840 --> 01:25:16.900
- Sorry I'm late,
(keys rustling)

1542
01:25:16.900 --> 01:25:19.010
my phone lost service about 20 miles back.

1543
01:25:19.010 --> 01:25:20.720
- Yeah, that's why they call it country.

1544
01:25:20.720 --> 01:25:21.800
We're in the middle of nowhere,

1545
01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:23.190
it's a selling point though, right?

1546
01:25:23.190 --> 01:25:25.390
- This is it, she's beautiful.

1547
01:25:25.390 --> 01:25:27.340
I don't think we'll have any problems.

1548
01:25:27.340 --> 01:25:28.980
- Oh, we'll have problems, all right.

1549
01:25:28.980 --> 01:25:31.750
- Well you mentioned something
about the son on the phone.

1550
01:25:31.750 --> 01:25:34.600
- Yeah, the son, is an alcoholic

1551
01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:38.960
and the mother passed away
and left the house to AA,

1552
01:25:38.960 --> 01:25:40.493
so he trashed the place.

1553
01:25:41.620 --> 01:25:43.400
- Well, it looks pretty intact to me.

1554
01:25:43.400 --> 01:25:46.480
- That's what worries me
and I haven't seen him yet.

1555
01:25:46.480 --> 01:25:47.840
- Oh out of sight, out of mind.

1556
01:25:47.840 --> 01:25:49.460
Why don't you give me a tour?

1557
01:25:49.460 --> 01:25:50.740
This will not be a problem,

1558
01:25:50.740 --> 01:25:53.360
getting it on the market and off again.

1559
01:25:53.360 --> 01:25:55.056
- Yeah, you brought your face masks?

1560
01:25:55.056 --> 01:25:58.170
- (chuckles) I have sold houses
that belonged to hoarders,

1561
01:25:58.170 --> 01:26:01.470
addicts, even one that
was literally a meth lab.

1562
01:26:01.470 --> 01:26:03.163
I can handle this.

1563
01:26:03.163 --> 01:26:05.246
- Oh, let's find out, come on.

1564
01:26:05.246 --> 01:26:10.246
(Sherri chuckles)
(birds chirping)

1565
01:26:11.640 --> 01:26:13.440
- Wow!

1566
01:26:13.440 --> 01:26:15.520
- Disgusting, huh?

1567
01:26:15.520 --> 01:26:17.680
- Not what I was expecting.

1568
01:26:17.680 --> 01:26:19.130
- Tell me about the property.

1569
01:26:20.260 --> 01:26:22.263
- Oh, it was a nunnery.

1570
01:26:23.250 --> 01:26:24.810
- Like, with real nuns?

1571
01:26:24.810 --> 01:26:28.160
- Yeah, it traded hands a few
times before and after but,

1572
01:26:28.160 --> 01:26:30.290
still has that homey feeling.

1573
01:26:30.290 --> 01:26:32.120
- Real granite countertops.

1574
01:26:32.120 --> 01:26:34.883
- A hundred percent, lemme
show you the master bedroom.

1575
01:26:38.080 --> 01:26:39.720
- Oh, what a beautiful door.

1576
01:26:39.720 --> 01:26:42.320
- This is the master bedroom,
the mother lived here.

1577
01:26:43.200 --> 01:26:44.940
Come to think of it, she also died here.

1578
01:26:44.940 --> 01:26:47.180
I hope that's not a problem, is it?

1579
01:26:47.180 --> 01:26:48.784
- As long as she's not still in there?

1580
01:26:48.784 --> 01:26:49.820
(both chuckle)

1581
01:26:49.820 --> 01:26:51.650
- I hope not.
(both gasp)

1582
01:26:51.650 --> 01:26:55.350
- Oh, let's find a key
before I show the home

1583
01:26:55.350 --> 01:26:56.620
to any potential buyers.

1584
01:26:56.620 --> 01:26:59.123
- We'll come back to it, lemme
show you the living room.

1585
01:27:04.080 --> 01:27:05.053
- Beautiful.

1586
01:27:07.160 --> 01:27:08.930
- Think you could sell it?

1587
01:27:08.930 --> 01:27:11.310
- Please, I can sell anything,

1588
01:27:11.310 --> 01:27:14.487
and this, this I could do in my sleep.

1589
01:27:14.487 --> 01:27:16.893
- (chuckles) Wait till
you see the pool house.

1590
01:27:21.190 --> 01:27:23.830
(birds chirping)

1591
01:27:23.830 --> 01:27:25.250
- [Duncan] The property is 47 acres,

1592
01:27:25.250 --> 01:27:29.110
in the main house, the
pool and a lot of space.

1593
01:27:29.110 --> 01:27:32.384
- Wow, I might just have to
buy this place for myself.

1594
01:27:32.384 --> 01:27:33.449
(Sherri giggles)

1595
01:27:33.449 --> 01:27:34.282
(Duncan speaks indistinctly)

1596
01:27:34.282 --> 01:27:35.420
- Not your style?

1597
01:27:35.420 --> 01:27:36.340
- Bad memories.

1598
01:27:36.340 --> 01:27:38.460
- Oh, you knew the mother.

1599
01:27:38.460 --> 01:27:40.793
- Yeah, I knew the mother and the son and,

1600
01:27:42.398 --> 01:27:44.495
he's a little hard to deal with sometimes.

1601
01:27:44.495 --> 01:27:46.430
(birds chirping)

1602
01:27:46.430 --> 01:27:50.230
- My sister was an alcoholic, I'm sorry.

1603
01:27:50.230 --> 01:27:51.063
- Was?

1604
01:27:52.640 --> 01:27:54.240
- Yeah.

1605
01:27:54.240 --> 01:27:57.830
- Sorry to hear that.
(birds chirping)

1606
01:27:57.830 --> 01:27:59.913
- This nice, (giggles) it's very nice.

1607
01:28:01.774 --> 01:28:06.774
(Sherri gasps)
(suspenseful music)

1608
01:28:07.199 --> 01:28:10.359
(Sherri speaks indistinctly)

1609
01:28:10.359 --> 01:28:13.359
(suspenseful music)

1610
01:28:25.678 --> 01:28:29.428
(Duncan speaks indistinctly)

1611
01:28:35.058 --> 01:28:38.058
(suspenseful music)

1612
01:29:06.209 --> 01:29:08.959
(dramatic music)

1613
01:29:12.711 --> 01:29:15.128
(soft music)

1614
01:30:45.253 --> 01:30:48.420
(bright upbeat music)