1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,154 What are y'all doing? Get back! 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:03,154 --> 00:00:06,001 Please somebody help me! 4 00:00:06,001 --> 00:00:08,001 *Kourtney screams* 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:15,222 Does this look even to you? 7 00:00:17,357 --> 00:00:22,427 I know it looks horrible. 8 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,062 You don't have to be so rude about it. 9 00:00:29,721 --> 00:00:31,721 *doorbell rings* 10 00:00:31,996 --> 00:00:33,996 Mom, door! 11 00:00:35,630 --> 00:00:37,630 *mother screaming* 12 00:00:38,207 --> 00:00:40,207 Can't even get five seconds to myself. 13 00:00:40,794 --> 00:00:44,627 Mom, 8 to 4 are designated beauty hours! 14 00:00:44,684 --> 00:00:51,887 Which means no talking, no TV, no Facebook group messages, and absolutely no screaming. 15 00:00:51,887 --> 00:00:53,887 Trying to get more attention than me. 16 00:00:54,826 --> 00:00:56,826 *mother screams* 17 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:03,272 Thank you. 18 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:08,570 Keep the change. 19 00:01:26,659 --> 00:01:29,605 The definition of perfection. 20 00:01:32,944 --> 00:01:34,944 *phone beeps* 21 00:01:38,784 --> 00:01:40,784 Ooh, Chad just snapped me. 22 00:01:50,519 --> 00:01:52,519 Wait, no WiFi? 23 00:01:53,063 --> 00:01:55,063 No, no, no, no. 24 00:01:55,063 --> 00:02:01,675 Mikey, get off of Fornite. There are more important things than a stupid video game. 25 00:02:01,675 --> 00:02:06,691 Like me, Gucci, and hooking up over Snapchat. 26 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:11,056 Ew, like why do you smell so bad? 27 00:02:11,056 --> 00:02:19,737 Look, I know you're in that phase where it's either too much axe body spray or straight BO, but straight BO doesn't work for anyone. 28 00:02:19,737 --> 00:02:23,452 So go take a shower and use some Old Spice. 29 00:02:24,189 --> 00:02:26,189 *zombie groans* 30 00:02:26,973 --> 00:02:30,274 Get out and take a shower! 31 00:02:31,297 --> 00:02:33,297 Puberty has ruined him. 32 00:02:33,828 --> 00:02:35,828 It's only the tenth. 33 00:02:35,828 --> 00:02:40,000 Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, and Pokemon Go use data fast. 34 00:02:40,614 --> 00:02:44,683 I knew I shouldn't have gone after that 6th Magikarp. 35 00:02:46,883 --> 00:02:48,883 This is an emergency. 36 00:02:49,642 --> 00:02:51,642 Mom will understand. 37 00:02:52,260 --> 00:03:00,754 And if not, Mikey sure has spent a lot of time on his phone. 38 00:03:00,754 --> 00:03:01,749 *phone beeps* 39 00:03:05,981 --> 00:03:09,104 SOS, my house now! 40 00:03:09,104 --> 00:03:15,399 Oh my God, if she sent a photo in that yellow top to Zack again- 41 00:03:15,843 --> 00:03:18,848 Oh, wait she probably just wants to watch the Bachelor. 42 00:03:18,848 --> 00:03:26,820 Even though the Bachelorette is better. I mean like 1 guy compared to like 45. 43 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:33,321 Oh, can't forget you, bugga-beau. 44 00:03:34,199 --> 00:03:37,204 Okay, but realistically you wouldn't want to create a black hole. 45 00:03:37,204 --> 00:03:39,204 The area around it would invert and- 46 00:03:39,204 --> 00:03:41,086 *zombie groans* 47 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:43,087 Oh, is everything okay? 48 00:03:43,087 --> 00:03:45,264 Oh, I'll be right back. 49 00:03:48,753 --> 00:03:50,339 *gunshot* 50 00:03:51,091 --> 00:03:53,091 Oh, hello? 51 00:03:55,338 --> 00:03:57,338 Hello? 52 00:03:59,075 --> 00:04:01,430 Was that a gunshot? Are you- 53 00:04:01,431 --> 00:04:04,554 I'm fine, not looking too good for our society though. 54 00:04:04,554 --> 00:04:08,683 Well duh, have you seen the news lately? Every day- 55 00:04:08,684 --> 00:04:11,630 Have you seen the news like today? 56 00:04:13,008 --> 00:04:15,008 No, but it's only- 57 00:04:16,119 --> 00:04:18,119 Oh, nards! I have to go. 58 00:04:23,498 --> 00:04:25,498 Mom, I'm going to Taylor's. 59 00:04:25,578 --> 00:04:27,578 *zombie groans* 60 00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:32,311 Hey, just because she got a terrible nose job does not mean she's a bad influence. 61 00:04:32,915 --> 00:04:34,915 *zombie groans* 62 00:04:34,915 --> 00:04:36,915 You're so mean. 63 00:04:39,033 --> 00:04:40,619 Oh. 64 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:44,098 Okay, did you even try to put makeup on today? 65 00:04:44,098 --> 00:04:47,872 At least Taylor's tried to make an improvement. 66 00:04:47,872 --> 00:04:49,872 *zombie groans* 67 00:04:50,621 --> 00:04:52,621 Maybe Botox? 68 00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:56,152 Taylor's mom said it really made her happier. 69 00:04:56,152 --> 00:04:58,625 Even if she isn't, she's always smiling now. 70 00:04:59,286 --> 00:05:01,286 *zombie groans* 71 00:05:03,318 --> 00:05:05,318 Yeah, bye. 72 00:05:05,318 --> 00:05:07,318 Total nightmare. 73 00:05:22,579 --> 00:05:24,579 *car starts* 74 00:05:41,046 --> 00:05:45,529 *zombies groan* 75 00:05:45,529 --> 00:07:22,310 *theme music plays* 76 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:27,858 This just in. There has been a serious outbreak of some kind. 77 00:07:27,858 --> 00:07:32,992 Everyone should stay inside if they can with their doors locked. 78 00:07:32,993 --> 00:07:34,343 Do not open them. 79 00:07:34,343 --> 00:07:36,993 I'm hearing that if at all possible we need to be trying- 80 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,041 Wait, what? No- 81 00:07:43,565 --> 00:07:46,570 Hopefully Taylor still needs me. 82 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:49,280 I mean like, it took me forever to get here. 83 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:54,236 I mean like, who the hell leaves their car on fire in the middle of the road? 84 00:07:59,302 --> 00:08:02,485 Whatever. 85 00:08:02,485 --> 00:08:09,688 Maybe he fell asleep before replying in the like five seconds it takes to reply. 86 00:08:27,476 --> 00:08:29,476 Mom, you home? 87 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,823 I'm sorry if I didn't hear you. 88 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:40,000 Darn. Well, I should probably get started on that biology lab report. 89 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 It's on mitosis. 90 00:08:49,345 --> 00:08:51,345 No storm, must be the breaker. 91 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,231 Weird, it seems- 92 00:09:01,231 --> 00:09:03,231 Holy cheeseballs! 93 00:09:11,006 --> 00:09:14,662 Taylor, you would not believe the traffic. 94 00:09:14,662 --> 00:09:18,554 There were like a bunch of empty cars just randomly parked. 95 00:09:18,554 --> 00:09:25,343 Maybe it's like a new flashmob prank or just like stupid people. 96 00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:30,240 OMG, I have got to tell you what my mom just said. 97 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:32,240 *zombie groans* 98 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,890 Oh, hey Julie! 99 00:09:34,890 --> 00:09:39,019 I told my mom about your Botox suggestion and- 100 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,993 Maybe it's already time for a new injection. 101 00:09:46,993 --> 00:09:51,890 I mean, no offense, Julie. You know I love you. 102 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:55,251 But it must be this terrible lighting, but you literally look dead. 103 00:09:57,742 --> 00:09:59,742 Is it menopause? 104 00:10:01,697 --> 00:10:03,697 I am so sorry. 105 00:10:03,899 --> 00:10:05,899 So why are all the lights out? Is there like- 106 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,072 *thud as zombie is hit with lamp* 107 00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:07,889 We have to go. 108 00:10:07,889 --> 00:10:08,766 Wait, what? 109 00:10:09,283 --> 00:10:11,283 You cannot just throw a lamp at your mother. 110 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:14,506 Look, I know we all have issues with our parents, but- 111 00:10:14,506 --> 00:10:15,560 Come on. 112 00:10:17,097 --> 00:10:19,629 Yeah, so not looking forward to menopause. 113 00:10:25,483 --> 00:10:27,483 Okay, okay. 114 00:10:27,483 --> 00:10:28,300 Put on your seatbelt. 115 00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:31,305 Fine, fine, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. 116 00:10:32,016 --> 00:10:34,844 Um, so Taylor? 117 00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:35,846 Yeah? 118 00:10:35,884 --> 00:10:37,174 What the hell was that? 119 00:10:37,174 --> 00:10:41,303 I mean um, today has been so crazy. 120 00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:49,097 Like first my mom was a total jerk, then Chad never replied to my Snapchat, and now you just hit your mom with a lamp. 121 00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:51,334 And it really, like I just don't get it. I don't- 122 00:10:51,335 --> 00:10:53,158 *thud as they back over zombie* 123 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:56,555 Oh my God, you actually just hit someone. 124 00:10:56,555 --> 00:11:01,393 My car just got washed. I swear if there is a single scratch, then I'm gonna be- 125 00:11:04,219 --> 00:11:06,042 Taylor. 126 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,392 Taylor, what's going on? 127 00:11:07,392 --> 00:11:09,747 I'm not sure. I just know there's no signal or WiFi. 128 00:11:09,747 --> 00:11:11,037 Really? 129 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,269 Yeah. 130 00:11:12,269 --> 00:11:14,269 Chad didn't ignore me. 131 00:11:14,269 --> 00:11:16,446 Wait, no WiFi? Anywhere? 132 00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:18,449 How am I supposed to listen to Spotify or- 133 00:11:18,450 --> 00:11:21,455 Kourtney, my mom literally turned ugly and tried to eat my face. 134 00:11:21,455 --> 00:11:23,041 WiFi does not matter right now. 135 00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:24,686 How dare you? 136 00:11:24,686 --> 00:11:27,041 WiFi is what keeps the world going. 137 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:32,884 It is the Olive Branch, the peanut butter to everyone's jelly, supposed to be getting me a new boyfriend. 138 00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:34,885 Kourtney, that's really not important right now. 139 00:11:34,885 --> 00:11:36,885 You seriously need to wake up. 140 00:11:36,885 --> 00:11:38,885 Look, let's just go to Starbucks and- 141 00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:40,530 Kourtney, there is no Starbucks. 142 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,530 This is the zombie apocalypse. 143 00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:44,393 *car dings out of gas* 144 00:11:44,394 --> 00:11:45,271 Crap. 145 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:50,700 Seriously, Taylor, if you're going to hijack my car, the least you can do is fill her up. 146 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,700 Crap. 147 00:11:52,968 --> 00:11:54,672 Okay. 148 00:11:59,037 --> 00:12:00,000 What are you doing? 149 00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:02,001 Um, finding some jams. 150 00:12:02,001 --> 00:12:04,001 Maybe Ariana can snap you out of your hysteria. 151 00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:06,001 Kourt, this is real. I wouldn't just- 152 00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:10,000 Stay inside. Lock your doors. Zombies are everywhere. 153 00:12:10,392 --> 00:12:12,392 Holy shit, this is real? 154 00:12:12,392 --> 00:12:13,978 That's what I've been trying to tell- 155 00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:15,446 *the girls scream* 156 00:12:15,446 --> 00:12:16,441 Oh my God. 157 00:12:17,415 --> 00:12:19,415 What the hell are we supposed to do? 158 00:12:19,415 --> 00:12:21,415 I don't know. I never watched The Walking Dead. 159 00:12:22,099 --> 00:12:27,174 What would zombies want with us? We don't even have good GPAs. 160 00:12:27,174 --> 00:12:29,706 I thought zombies wanted brains not bootys. 161 00:12:30,230 --> 00:12:31,580 We're going to die. 162 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:33,580 Oh definitely, probably within the next 2 minutes. 163 00:12:34,456 --> 00:12:39,111 Taylor, I just want you to know that I did tell Zack that you had herpes, so he wouldn't date you. 164 00:12:39,111 --> 00:12:40,342 Oh, that's fine. 165 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:44,116 I told Chad you were 35, but he said he was into it, so then I told him you hated Fornite. 166 00:12:44,116 --> 00:12:46,116 You actually- 167 00:12:46,441 --> 00:12:49,032 You know what we aren't dying. 168 00:12:49,032 --> 00:12:54,225 We haven't even graduated high school yet, and I still have plans to get my Mrs. degree. 169 00:12:54,994 --> 00:13:01,724 I haven't even found love yet, so I am not dying today. I am not dying until I at least find a man with a hefty bank account. 170 00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:03,369 So what do we do? 171 00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:04,719 We go to war. 172 00:13:04,719 --> 00:13:33,917 *music plays* 173 00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,918 Now! 174 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,136 No, my shoes! I just got these. 175 00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,136 We have to run. 176 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,697 Well, damn. 177 00:13:57,131 --> 00:13:59,131 We have to get inside somewhere before it gets dark. 178 00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:05,057 Okay, so I think my brother said that zombies are most active at night. 179 00:14:05,057 --> 00:14:09,659 Or maybe it was creepers are most active at night. 180 00:14:09,659 --> 00:14:11,423 But that's like the same thing, right? 181 00:14:11,424 --> 00:14:12,892 Totally. 182 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:18,027 Okay, so actual shelter with an actual bed. Oh and maybe even a Keurig. 183 00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:20,385 So what should we do? 184 00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:23,627 It's not like we can go door to door, knocking and yelling for someone to let us in. 185 00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:25,982 Taylor, that's exactly the plan. 186 00:14:25,982 --> 00:14:28,692 Kourtney, I don't think that's a good idea. 187 00:14:28,692 --> 00:14:31,697 It's just that it would create a whole lot of noise. 188 00:14:31,697 --> 00:14:35,293 So zombies are dead. They don't have ears. 189 00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,056 *zombie groans* 190 00:14:37,057 --> 00:14:39,116 Taylor, did you forget to put any deodorant on? 191 00:14:39,116 --> 00:14:41,175 Oh so they can smell, but they can't hear? 192 00:14:41,175 --> 00:14:42,643 Duh. 193 00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:43,933 Oh look, he does still have ears. 194 00:14:43,953 --> 00:14:46,130 People's ears don't just fall off when they die. 195 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,780 So I have a higher grade in biology than you. 196 00:14:48,781 --> 00:14:50,426 Because Garth is your lab partner. 197 00:14:50,426 --> 00:14:51,539 Who's Garth? 198 00:14:51,539 --> 00:14:53,007 Shut up! 199 00:14:53,007 --> 00:14:55,007 We are trying to talk. 200 00:14:55,007 --> 00:14:57,776 Just because you want to eat our brains does not mean you get to be rude. 201 00:14:57,776 --> 00:15:00,899 You know, fine. Kourt, we'll go knock on every door in the neighborhood. 202 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,899 Can we start with the nicer houses? 203 00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:05,237 Great. 204 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,468 So what do we do about him? 205 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,720 So that's what Captain America feels like. Avengers assemble! 206 00:15:18,302 --> 00:15:20,302 Go, go! Sh! 207 00:15:20,302 --> 00:15:22,302 Shut up. 208 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,339 Hello? 209 00:15:26,470 --> 00:15:27,819 Crap, this isn't working. 210 00:15:27,819 --> 00:15:28,814 *doorbell rings* 211 00:15:28,814 --> 00:15:30,000 Why would you do that? 212 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,350 Maybe they couldn't hear us knocking? 213 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:32,818 Kourt, we have to go. 214 00:15:32,819 --> 00:15:34,819 Oh shit, to the next house! 215 00:15:34,819 --> 00:15:36,819 No, no, no. 216 00:15:36,948 --> 00:15:38,534 Okay, where do we go? 217 00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:39,468 I don't know. I don't know what to do. 218 00:15:39,468 --> 00:15:40,640 I don't know this place. 219 00:15:40,641 --> 00:15:42,641 No, bad zombie. Bad zombie! 220 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:46,119 Back zombie. This weapon sucks. 221 00:15:46,798 --> 00:15:50,000 Kourt, there's a car. There's a car. 222 00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:52,388 Hey! Hey! 223 00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:55,257 Well that's stupid. 224 00:15:58,746 --> 00:16:00,509 What? 225 00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:02,003 Shouldn't we help them? 226 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:07,492 This is survival of the fittest. They can't help us, we don't help them. 227 00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:12,390 Besides, they'll die soon enough anyway. 228 00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:14,796 What a big- 229 00:16:14,797 --> 00:16:16,087 Kourt, come on. 230 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:19,722 We're almost there. Yay, AC! 231 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,150 We made it. 232 00:16:25,239 --> 00:16:27,239 Ew. Oh my God. 233 00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:30,577 Okay, I am taking a shower and never getting out. 234 00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:33,292 Maybe we should secure the house first, lock all the doors and windows. 235 00:16:33,889 --> 00:16:37,426 Were you ever a girl scout? Because you are killing it! 236 00:16:52,167 --> 00:16:53,990 One more floor then a hot shower. 237 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:57,586 And a cup of coffee. Did you see the Keurig? 238 00:16:58,123 --> 00:17:01,306 You know, Kourt, I think that Chad would- 239 00:17:01,306 --> 00:17:02,478 *zombie groans* 240 00:17:02,478 --> 00:17:03,473 Taylor! 241 00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:06,184 Kourtney! Kourtney, get in here please! 242 00:17:06,184 --> 00:17:08,184 Hey! 243 00:17:08,184 --> 00:17:09,534 Kourtney! 244 00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:18,762 Taylor. 245 00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:20,762 Oh God. 246 00:17:21,196 --> 00:17:27,453 Taylor, did I ever tell you how good red looks on you? 247 00:17:28,222 --> 00:17:31,464 Even now you still laugh at my terrible jokes. 248 00:17:31,464 --> 00:17:33,464 That's just how much I love you. 249 00:17:35,133 --> 00:17:38,611 I'm gonna get some help. There's a doctor in your neighborhood, right? 250 00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:39,666 A dentist. 251 00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:43,217 Well, so, I'm sure he can help. 252 00:17:43,217 --> 00:17:52,017 With what, my smile? My smile is always a little brighter with you around. Plus I already had braces. 253 00:17:52,454 --> 00:17:55,223 I know pressure! 254 00:17:55,223 --> 00:17:57,460 Pressure, that's what your supposed to do. 255 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,460 Kourt, I want you to do something for me. 256 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,949 Look, I already know that you don't like Starbucks. 257 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:09,729 Kourt, if all this stuff about zombies is accurate, I'm gonna turn into one of them soon. 258 00:18:09,729 --> 00:18:10,901 Okay? 259 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:15,266 And I don't want to be like that. They're ugly. 260 00:18:16,685 --> 00:18:20,400 You won't. You're the prettiest girl in school. 261 00:18:21,878 --> 00:18:24,588 Kourt, I want you to bash my head in, okay? 262 00:18:25,179 --> 00:18:28,007 Okay, you have made me furious but I would never- 263 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:30,007 You're my sister. 264 00:18:30,719 --> 00:18:32,246 You're my sister. 265 00:18:32,247 --> 00:18:38,149 Great then you are contractionally obligated to fulfill my last wish. 266 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,745 Tay. 267 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:45,519 Kourt, you got to do it. 268 00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:54,013 Okay, close your eyes. 269 00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:11,171 Right, no water. 270 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:45,329 There's gotta be more survivors. 271 00:20:01,114 --> 00:20:09,677 Eh, yikes. No wonder I never ate these. Well, when in an apocalypse. 272 00:20:41,164 --> 00:20:43,164 Now coffee! 273 00:20:46,785 --> 00:20:53,456 Ah, for the love of all things java, I keep forgetting there is no power. 274 00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:28,506 No surprise here. There's no car. Of course! 275 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:39,316 Oh, come on. 276 00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:45,089 *Kourtney does a battle cry* 277 00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:54,660 Help! Please help! 278 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,010 Oh crap. 279 00:21:56,010 --> 00:22:00,493 Hey, get off! That is illegal! 280 00:22:01,498 --> 00:22:03,498 Are you okay? 281 00:22:03,516 --> 00:22:05,516 *zombie growls* 282 00:22:05,516 --> 00:22:07,516 This is so useless. 283 00:22:09,179 --> 00:22:12,362 I'm gonna need so much therapy after this. 284 00:22:12,362 --> 00:22:17,732 And what about all of you, cannibalism must have a lot of mental effects? 285 00:22:18,678 --> 00:22:22,393 Ugh, I can't deal with this! I'm leaving. 286 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:30,000 It's been approximately eleven hours since the garage incident that I have dubbed "the big bang." 287 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 I don't know how much longer I can make it. 288 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:38,257 I have enough Cheetos and Mountain Dew to last at least two more days but given my panic eating... I just don't know. 289 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,203 How did this all start? 290 00:22:41,203 --> 00:22:49,589 Water contamination, chemicals? Warfare? Are these actual zombies or just failed clone projects that the government has released to control the population? 291 00:22:50,476 --> 00:22:52,476 Definitely exhibited zombie behavior. 292 00:22:53,195 --> 00:22:57,797 The Walking Dead, Minecraft, Resident Evil, Zombieland. 293 00:22:57,797 --> 00:23:02,576 Pop culture agrees that the only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain. If I could- 294 00:23:04,291 --> 00:23:05,463 What the- 295 00:23:05,463 --> 00:23:12,134 Ugh, this is so not fair. 296 00:23:12,134 --> 00:23:20,283 I mean like seriously, Greg. Wait, is your name, Greg? You look like a Greg. 297 00:23:22,766 --> 00:23:27,545 I know Greg. It's just like she was a really good friend and- 298 00:23:27,545 --> 00:23:30,432 Wait, this is a dream isn't it! 299 00:23:30,432 --> 00:23:33,733 I knew I shouldn't have had Starbucks before bed. 300 00:23:33,733 --> 00:23:38,098 *zombies groan* 301 00:23:38,315 --> 00:23:40,315 Wait, this isn't a dream! 302 00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:45,567 Greg, I don't have any of those brains that you really like so maybe we could work something out. 303 00:23:45,567 --> 00:23:47,567 *thud* 304 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:57,759 See you, Greg! And man up, take Sierra on a date already. 305 00:24:00,349 --> 00:24:01,758 Again, again. 306 00:24:06,085 --> 00:24:08,085 I'm a little lightheaded. 307 00:24:10,368 --> 00:24:13,610 How did you- That was just amazing. 308 00:24:13,610 --> 00:24:18,448 Thanks for all your help, but you really aren't my type. 309 00:24:18,448 --> 00:24:22,636 I don't- I'm not- 310 00:24:22,636 --> 00:24:30,253 Do you have any moisturizer my skin is literally dying? That was a joke. 311 00:24:32,116 --> 00:24:34,826 Now there is one of the fittest. 312 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:53,207 Hey, you heard of Darwin? 313 00:24:54,212 --> 00:24:59,523 Uh, yeah, yeah, I took high school algebra. 314 00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:04,125 Now that we can work with, sis. 315 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:14,935 My gosh they must have thought you were one of them! But why? Maybe smell- 316 00:25:14,935 --> 00:25:22,434 I'm gonna stop you right there. I smell great. I practically showered in febreze before went out. 317 00:25:22,434 --> 00:25:27,273 Look that doesn't matter. You have got to show me how you did that! This could be a game changer! 318 00:25:27,309 --> 00:25:30,000 Fine. 319 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:38,977 But first can I clean my hands? Maybe get a new outfit? This was really cute but now it's covered in blood. 320 00:25:38,978 --> 00:25:47,955 But while we're at it, maybe you could freshen up. Because um not gonna lie you're a little rank. 321 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,123 Yeah, cheetos and sweat just don't go together. 322 00:25:58,489 --> 00:26:00,489 I look ridiculous. 323 00:26:08,238 --> 00:26:10,238 Yeah, pink def isn't your color. 324 00:26:10,651 --> 00:26:14,247 Why do I have to wear this? I just want you to show me- 325 00:26:14,247 --> 00:26:22,160 Sh! Gary, you have to channel your inner teenage girl to be capable of wielding my powers. 326 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,160 My name's Garth. 327 00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,452 We're literally biology partners. 328 00:26:32,707 --> 00:26:34,707 I think I would remember that. 329 00:26:34,712 --> 00:26:40,496 I wrote our whole last report. And completed our science fair project on you know. 330 00:26:40,496 --> 00:26:45,985 Sex! Yas, it was amazing. 331 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:52,065 It was genetics. And it was pretty good. 332 00:26:52,834 --> 00:26:57,140 The fourteen pounds of glitter really added a lot, don't lie. 333 00:26:57,140 --> 00:27:00,500 Right, so you do remember me? 334 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,978 Of course I do... Garfield. 335 00:27:05,978 --> 00:27:10,000 Look, I really don't think this is helping. Maybe we should just- 336 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,424 Sh. You've got to work it! 337 00:27:16,425 --> 00:27:18,425 What? 338 00:27:18,425 --> 00:27:22,376 Well, how would you take a photo for Instagram? 339 00:27:22,376 --> 00:27:25,972 Um, I don't have Instagram. 340 00:27:27,972 --> 00:27:29,972 Uh, oh my God. 341 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:48,291 Okay, baby steps. 342 00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:53,661 Okay, so George, we're gonna take a selfie. 343 00:27:53,661 --> 00:28:00,273 You go up like this. Get a good angle. And you gotta creep in, creep in. 344 00:28:02,697 --> 00:28:08,304 Ew. No, you look like your on laughing gas. 345 00:28:08,305 --> 00:28:10,000 That's really weird. 346 00:28:11,537 --> 00:28:13,537 Try closed mouth. 347 00:28:15,826 --> 00:28:17,826 Ew, that's even worse. 348 00:28:19,019 --> 00:28:22,793 Let me just. Perfect. 349 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:31,979 Okay, so white after labor day, yes or hell no? This is an easy one. 350 00:28:33,398 --> 00:28:35,398 Is it for a cosplay? 351 00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:39,425 What the frick is a cosplay? 352 00:28:40,299 --> 00:28:48,330 Okay, so one foot in front of the other. Swish, swash, swish, swash, swish- 353 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:50,330 *Garth's glasses break* 354 00:28:55,997 --> 00:29:00,000 No, my glasses. I can't see. I- 355 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:07,085 Should never wear glasses again! You went from a negative 5 to a solid 1. 356 00:29:07,085 --> 00:29:10,327 Kourtney, I seriously can't see that well without my glasses. 357 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:14,873 Okay, so you have a backup pair, right? 358 00:29:14,873 --> 00:29:18,174 No! They were getting fixed at lenscrafters. 359 00:29:19,238 --> 00:29:22,953 Oh my god. My vision is just going to continue to deteriorate. 360 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:28,871 It will get worse and worse. No more eye exams, prescriptions, no more glasses. I'm gonna go blind! 361 00:29:28,871 --> 00:29:33,532 Right, so we'll break into a lenscrafters. It'll be fine. 362 00:29:33,533 --> 00:29:36,361 No. It's not just the glasses. 363 00:29:36,361 --> 00:29:39,130 It's personal hygiene. Our health, our teeth. 364 00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:44,559 No more flu shots, no more checkups, no more biannual teeth cleanings! No more anything- 365 00:29:46,096 --> 00:29:57,438 Hey, there isn't anymore Starbucks either. But you don't see me crying. I'm done crying. I literally had to kill my bfbamsbwatc. 366 00:29:57,438 --> 00:29:59,438 I'm sorry, what? 367 00:29:59,812 --> 00:30:05,833 Best friend but also my sister because we are that close.. well were. 368 00:30:07,429 --> 00:30:09,429 That's awful. 369 00:30:09,826 --> 00:30:13,186 Look, I get it. I really do. 370 00:30:13,955 --> 00:30:22,282 We could just sit around and mope. Me about snapchat and you about being blind. But that just isn't gonna to help. 371 00:30:22,282 --> 00:30:25,169 Those really aren't the same things. 372 00:30:25,177 --> 00:30:29,542 Do all zombie movies lie? Hell yes! 373 00:30:29,542 --> 00:30:34,617 They never talk about there being no wifi, or what happens when your eyesight starts getting worse. 374 00:30:34,617 --> 00:30:40,000 Or even worse periods?! I don't even want to think about how that works. 375 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:48,149 But we are alive. And I planning on staying that way. So woman up, Barth. We are gonna stay alive. 376 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 So what should we do? 377 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:58,671 I don't know. You're the smart one. That's your job. I can't be pretty and come up with the plan. 378 00:30:58,671 --> 00:31:00,671 Fair enough. 379 00:31:00,671 --> 00:31:02,671 So um where to now? 380 00:31:04,148 --> 00:31:09,637 My mom. She's been missing since this all started. I just want to see if she's- 381 00:31:09,637 --> 00:31:11,637 I'm in. 382 00:31:12,524 --> 00:31:15,293 But why would you risk your life to- 383 00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:24,743 I need a new best friend, and there's no better way to form an attachment than to survive a life threatening journey together. 384 00:31:26,842 --> 00:31:31,207 Nice. But where exactly are we? 385 00:31:31,976 --> 00:31:39,652 In isolation. There's a cabin up ahead. We'll have to hike to get there. But we can fortify it and make base there. 386 00:31:40,428 --> 00:31:43,551 It was our uncle's cabin. He built when he thought the Chinese would attack. 387 00:31:43,551 --> 00:31:46,615 Full of everything from weapons to food to first aid. 388 00:31:46,615 --> 00:31:51,217 So what I'm hearing is unlimited mac and cheese! 389 00:31:51,217 --> 00:31:53,217 He was lactose intolerant. 390 00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:58,750 What's lactose intolerant? Does that mean he couldn't have lettuce? Sabine- 391 00:32:00,444 --> 00:32:04,336 Wait, your mom is literally the nanny for your neighbors? 392 00:32:04,336 --> 00:32:06,868 Yeah. She's just two houses down and- 393 00:32:06,872 --> 00:32:10,000 Wouldn't she have already come here if she was- 394 00:32:10,001 --> 00:32:17,973 I mean I'm sure she's fine, like totally alive, like tots breathing and not a brain dead corpse. 395 00:32:17,973 --> 00:32:21,392 She's probably just scared and staying in the house for protection! 396 00:32:21,392 --> 00:32:28,536 I'm 17, and I've already fought at least 30 zombies. 397 00:32:28,536 --> 00:32:30,536 She's emotionally sensitive! 398 00:32:30,846 --> 00:32:34,265 So an alcoholic. 399 00:32:35,566 --> 00:32:36,975 Yeah. 400 00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:41,098 Alright, we'll go get her. 401 00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:45,168 So what about your dad? 402 00:32:45,168 --> 00:32:47,168 He left years ago. 403 00:32:51,216 --> 00:32:55,404 Your mom must have had a good lawyer though. 404 00:32:56,969 --> 00:32:58,969 Yeah, she did. 405 00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,469 What about your family? 406 00:33:00,469 --> 00:33:14,945 Mom, zombie. Brother, zombie. And my dad was practically a zombie before anything happened. 407 00:33:16,622 --> 00:33:18,622 Sorry. 408 00:33:18,671 --> 00:33:20,671 All Gucci. 409 00:33:20,671 --> 00:33:27,046 So plan "Save Greg's Mommy" is a go! 410 00:33:28,288 --> 00:33:30,288 My name is still Garth. 411 00:33:30,288 --> 00:33:39,029 Of course, now let's go make some totally amazing best friend memories together! 412 00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:11,914 *zombies groan* 413 00:34:28,074 --> 00:34:31,730 I was so hoping for a more interesting- Who's that? 414 00:34:33,261 --> 00:34:40,642 Mom. Hey, it's me, Garth. We're gonna go home! This is Kourtney- 415 00:34:42,642 --> 00:34:47,421 His best friend, who so isn't gonna let his mom eat his face. 416 00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:55,511 Kourtney? Why did you- Mom! Mom! 417 00:34:55,511 --> 00:35:03,483 Look my pbffwihtk once taught me that sometimes it's okay to hit a mom in the face with a lamp. 418 00:35:05,442 --> 00:35:09,275 Um, Gordon, we have to go. 419 00:35:09,553 --> 00:35:10,962 Oh God. 420 00:35:10,963 --> 00:35:14,323 Don't worry, I saw this in Wonder Woman. 421 00:35:24,305 --> 00:35:26,305 We definitely did not watch the same movie. 422 00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:29,110 Gregory, come on! 423 00:35:43,854 --> 00:35:45,381 Garrett, drive! 424 00:35:45,382 --> 00:35:46,850 But I only have my learner's permit. 425 00:35:46,850 --> 00:35:50,919 Nobody's gonna pull you over. If there's no WiFi, there def aren't any cops. 426 00:35:50,919 --> 00:35:54,397 But I also can't see that well, remember? My glasses broke and- 427 00:35:54,397 --> 00:35:55,569 Drive, bitch! 428 00:35:55,569 --> 00:35:56,623 Okay! 429 00:35:59,646 --> 00:36:02,710 Do I need to make you ride in the back? You have to wear a seat belt! 430 00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:07,312 Great and now I need a nose-job. 431 00:36:13,220 --> 00:36:16,521 So um where should we go now? 432 00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:24,907 I only know how to get to three places: Starbucks, my house, and Taylor's house. 433 00:36:26,090 --> 00:36:27,735 What about school? 434 00:36:27,735 --> 00:36:31,391 Didn't need an apocalypse to skip class. 435 00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:42,024 Right, well... Maybe we could go to this cabin. My dad had a cabin. It's pretty loaded with food and- 436 00:36:42,024 --> 00:36:48,991 Coffee? Please tell me he has coffee. And pop-tarts, those are important too. 437 00:36:49,715 --> 00:36:52,661 Probably. So should we head there? 438 00:36:52,661 --> 00:36:55,903 I'm sure there are more survivors who are meeting up. 439 00:36:55,903 --> 00:36:58,731 But maybe we should regather everything and have a plan before we- 440 00:36:58,731 --> 00:37:06,466 Up to you, Gilbert. I totally trust you. I mean at this point we are abfliwtdfym. 441 00:37:07,235 --> 00:37:09,235 And what does that mean? 442 00:37:09,815 --> 00:37:12,938 Almost best friends like I would tots die for you, maybe. 443 00:37:14,298 --> 00:37:19,491 You really need to pick up on this kind of stuff if you want to actually be my best friend. 444 00:37:20,319 --> 00:37:25,098 Right, so to my estranged father's cabin. 445 00:37:26,221 --> 00:37:32,419 Um, Gredo, that is like the tenth time you've used a turn signal. 446 00:37:33,247 --> 00:37:34,360 So? 447 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:41,977 We're in a zombie apocalypse. If there's people in the road, they're probably zombies. You just mow them over. 448 00:37:42,048 --> 00:37:45,644 Ugh, it's been like 5 minutes since I last checked my makeup and hair. 449 00:37:46,590 --> 00:37:48,590 Kourtney, what are you doing? 450 00:37:51,419 --> 00:37:54,661 Gilligan, you're hogging my mirror! 451 00:37:54,661 --> 00:37:57,666 My name's Garth, and I need that to see the road. 452 00:37:59,447 --> 00:38:00,619 Wait! 453 00:38:03,457 --> 00:38:05,457 How many fingers am I holding up? 454 00:38:06,415 --> 00:38:07,528 7. 455 00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:11,528 You really are blind. 456 00:38:12,302 --> 00:38:14,893 What! No, you're holding up 7 fingers. 457 00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:16,894 No, 8! I'm holding up- 458 00:38:19,092 --> 00:38:22,038 Oh, okay. 459 00:38:24,327 --> 00:38:26,327 Can I keep driving? 460 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,387 You can see? 461 00:38:28,484 --> 00:38:32,140 Yes, my vision isn't that bad. I just prefer glasses. 462 00:38:36,859 --> 00:38:38,859 Proceed. 463 00:38:51,263 --> 00:38:56,279 So I know this is your dad's place, but do you think he would have makeup, specifically in the shade- 464 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,097 *gunshot* 465 00:38:57,097 --> 00:38:57,597 Who the hell- 466 00:38:57,597 --> 00:38:58,651 Griffin? 467 00:38:58,651 --> 00:39:03,489 Well, the little nerd made it all the way here, and he brought Barbie. 468 00:39:03,489 --> 00:39:04,957 Oh thank you! I know my makeup looks- 469 00:39:04,957 --> 00:39:12,456 My god, she really is a Barbie. Look glasses- wait did you finally upgrade to contacts? 470 00:39:12,456 --> 00:39:13,924 No, my glasses broke. 471 00:39:13,924 --> 00:39:16,634 Well, that makes you even more useless. 472 00:39:16,634 --> 00:39:21,886 We might be family but you two are just more bodies to feed, which means my supplies will just run out quicker. 473 00:39:21,886 --> 00:39:22,467 Which means- 474 00:39:22,468 --> 00:39:23,049 Hey! 475 00:39:23,049 --> 00:39:26,763 His eyesight isn't that bad. And wait, you're related? 476 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:28,603 Cousins. Look Griffin- 477 00:39:28,603 --> 00:39:31,076 You know Garth is useful. 478 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,604 Who? 479 00:39:32,605 --> 00:39:38,980 Hi, I'm Ronan. Stoked to meet you. This is Sabine, she doesn't talk a whole lot but- 480 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,710 Got it. I'll buzz off. 481 00:39:43,010 --> 00:39:46,606 Sabine, speak again! 482 00:39:46,606 --> 00:39:48,074 She's not a dog. 483 00:39:48,074 --> 00:39:52,380 I think Garth should stay. And she can, too. I guess. 484 00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:54,853 Oh my God. 485 00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:58,982 I know, she really needs to use more pastels or anything besides black. 486 00:39:59,891 --> 00:40:01,300 You're goth girl. 487 00:40:01,300 --> 00:40:03,832 Hey, no stereotyping. 488 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:06,098 No, I mean on the video game! 489 00:40:06,098 --> 00:40:07,448 Yeah. 490 00:40:07,449 --> 00:40:10,572 How the hell did you not know you were gaming with your cousin? 491 00:40:10,572 --> 00:40:14,464 Hey, I've only seen you guys like twice! And Sabine didn't talk either time! 492 00:40:14,464 --> 00:40:15,577 Why bother? 493 00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:19,351 I'm so confused. Like I'm normally confused but right now- 494 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 You're like... 495 00:40:22,988 --> 00:40:24,042 Same. 496 00:40:24,574 --> 00:40:30,000 Your mom told my mom she was concerned with your social skills, so then she gave me 20 bucks to game with you. 497 00:40:30,867 --> 00:40:32,630 I thought you just had a voice changer. 498 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,630 You thought I was a guy? 499 00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:38,581 Well duh. Girls don't really game and when they do, they aren't- 500 00:40:40,138 --> 00:40:41,488 Sorry. 501 00:40:41,488 --> 00:40:43,488 Not cool, bro. 502 00:40:44,237 --> 00:40:47,360 You guys, this is perfect. We can totally work together and- 503 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,543 Garth, you can stay. Barbie, you're out. 504 00:40:50,543 --> 00:40:52,070 But Kourtney's useful. 505 00:40:52,071 --> 00:40:54,071 You're lucky enough we're letting you stay. 506 00:40:54,071 --> 00:40:56,071 And I appreciate it. Family has to- 507 00:40:56,072 --> 00:40:59,018 It has nothing to do with family. You're smart, that's it. 508 00:40:59,018 --> 00:41:04,152 If you're not useful then you're just a waste of space, and we don't need something pretty to look at. 509 00:41:04,152 --> 00:41:05,797 Thank you! 510 00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:08,093 Think about what she just said a little more. 511 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:12,931 Wow, I've never been considered more than a pretty face before. 512 00:41:12,931 --> 00:41:14,931 You either come in now, alone, or leave. 513 00:41:16,665 --> 00:41:18,133 Zombies don't try to eat Kourtney! 514 00:41:18,488 --> 00:41:19,645 Explain. 515 00:41:19,772 --> 00:41:21,772 Kourtney can walk past zombies without them attacking her. 516 00:41:21,996 --> 00:41:27,307 If I find out you're lying then family or not, you are dead. 517 00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:30,915 Great, can we go inside I want coffee? 518 00:41:32,038 --> 00:41:34,038 Coffee! 519 00:41:36,937 --> 00:41:46,741 I just want you to know that I totally support any decision you make and- 520 00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:48,756 Go! 521 00:42:02,918 --> 00:42:04,918 Why are you standing in the dark? 522 00:42:04,918 --> 00:42:05,913 I like the dark. 523 00:42:05,913 --> 00:42:07,322 It's not that dark. 524 00:42:07,322 --> 00:42:10,623 I-I don't have an excuse. 525 00:42:11,975 --> 00:42:13,975 Oh, because there isn't any power. 526 00:42:15,886 --> 00:42:18,241 Wait, is there WiFi too?! 527 00:42:18,322 --> 00:42:21,091 This place has its own setup. Power and water. 528 00:42:21,091 --> 00:42:23,091 And WiFi? 529 00:42:23,106 --> 00:42:24,751 No, no WiFi. 530 00:42:24,752 --> 00:42:30,359 Well, that's okay! There's plenty to do! We could watch a movie- 531 00:42:30,359 --> 00:42:31,413 No. 532 00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:34,940 Okay, not a movie person. 533 00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:37,886 What she means is, there aren't any TVs. 534 00:42:39,128 --> 00:42:45,326 No, WiFi or TV! How am I supposed to watch the Bachelor or send my streaks? 535 00:42:45,326 --> 00:42:47,563 No one would answer anyway. 536 00:42:48,682 --> 00:42:56,595 How dare you? How did you know that no one was answering my snapchats?! They keep leaving me on seen and read! 537 00:42:56,595 --> 00:42:58,299 Harsh. 538 00:42:58,319 --> 00:42:58,841 Right? 539 00:42:58,841 --> 00:42:59,718 Quiet! 540 00:42:59,772 --> 00:43:02,482 Count yourselves lucky we have power and water. 541 00:43:05,658 --> 00:43:07,008 Awkward. 542 00:43:07,398 --> 00:43:11,054 So um, Griffin, how did you get in here anyway? 543 00:43:11,101 --> 00:43:18,718 We walked right in. Well, I walked in the front door, and they waited on the porch. 544 00:43:19,743 --> 00:43:21,743 So the security system was down? 545 00:43:21,809 --> 00:43:25,642 Who has a security system and not a TV? 546 00:43:27,154 --> 00:43:29,154 Wait. 547 00:43:29,558 --> 00:43:33,450 I had to go first because I could've been blasted by a laser! 548 00:43:33,450 --> 00:43:36,751 There weren't lasers. Probably would've just stepped into a bear trap. 549 00:43:36,751 --> 00:43:40,288 Oh, oh. Cooler. 550 00:43:40,706 --> 00:43:43,416 So no lasers and no TV! 551 00:43:43,771 --> 00:43:45,298 No technology. 552 00:43:46,185 --> 00:43:51,260 The most high-tech this place gets is a toilet, stove, fridge, and the digital alarm clock that I got for him. 553 00:43:52,206 --> 00:43:54,206 He didn't exactly trust the government. 554 00:43:54,206 --> 00:43:56,206 No, which is why he has a security system... 555 00:43:56,206 --> 00:44:00,926 The whole system was down. The door wasn't even locked. And all the weapons are just gone. 556 00:44:01,624 --> 00:44:05,043 Why wouldn't he be here? This is literally what he made this place for. 557 00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:07,043 I don't know. 558 00:44:07,213 --> 00:44:11,164 He does have a bunker in Wisconsin, but this place was his pride and joy. 559 00:44:11,755 --> 00:44:15,765 If the system was down and his guns are gone, he isn't planning on coming back. 560 00:44:15,765 --> 00:44:16,878 Good. 561 00:44:16,878 --> 00:44:18,878 Wait, who's he? 562 00:44:18,972 --> 00:44:27,594 Oh, I know this one! He's Gideon's weird father. He thought the Chinese would attack and built this place. 563 00:44:29,765 --> 00:44:32,652 Wait, that's true? 564 00:44:33,515 --> 00:44:38,353 I thought Sabine was lying. That's ridiculous. 565 00:44:38,353 --> 00:44:44,788 If anything would attack, it would clearly be monkeys. 566 00:44:44,788 --> 00:44:49,271 Really? I always thought that one day the government would send out a select virus to doctor offices. 567 00:44:49,271 --> 00:44:54,346 And when you went in for a checkup and didn't fit the standard to populate their new superior race- 568 00:44:54,346 --> 00:45:00,662 -You would be injected with the virus. Dead before you could even check your Instagram notifications. 569 00:45:00,678 --> 00:45:01,614 No. 570 00:45:01,614 --> 00:45:02,431 Yes. 571 00:45:02,431 --> 00:45:03,485 No. 572 00:45:03,485 --> 00:45:05,485 Yes. 573 00:45:06,293 --> 00:45:09,653 Sorry, just wanted to feel like part of the team. 574 00:45:09,653 --> 00:45:10,884 We aren't a team. 575 00:45:11,594 --> 00:45:13,594 Yes, ma'am. 576 00:45:14,268 --> 00:45:15,795 So what now? 577 00:45:15,795 --> 00:45:17,795 Coffee! 578 00:45:18,145 --> 00:45:20,618 Tomorrow we will come up with a plan of action. 579 00:45:20,618 --> 00:45:29,299 For now, do whatever you want. Get something to eat, perishables only. And only one cup of coffee. 580 00:45:44,544 --> 00:45:47,313 Oh, right! 581 00:45:48,090 --> 00:45:50,090 Where's the Keurig? 582 00:45:50,970 --> 00:45:52,556 There is no Keurig. 583 00:45:52,556 --> 00:45:55,679 Okay, so where's the coffee maker? 584 00:45:57,335 --> 00:46:04,952 Oh, are you making us dinner? I could really go for a salad light on the- 585 00:46:04,953 --> 00:46:10,264 Sorry, there's no lettuce here. He was lactose intolerant, right? 586 00:46:11,033 --> 00:46:16,758 Lactose intolerant means he was scared of ladders not lettuce. 587 00:46:16,758 --> 00:46:20,000 Oh, that makes more sense! 588 00:46:20,851 --> 00:46:23,797 No, my dad, he wasn't lactose intolerant. 589 00:46:23,797 --> 00:46:25,501 But Sabine said- 590 00:46:25,501 --> 00:46:29,038 You must've been thinking about Uncle Billy. 591 00:46:31,817 --> 00:46:34,527 So, about that salad? 592 00:46:35,635 --> 00:46:36,925 Touchy. 593 00:46:37,516 --> 00:46:42,768 Pot, water, coffee, stove, stir. 594 00:46:42,768 --> 00:46:54,465 Cool, ice, drink, sprite, Lebron James. 595 00:46:54,466 --> 00:46:56,466 What? 596 00:46:56,466 --> 00:46:58,880 Oh, I get it! 597 00:46:59,353 --> 00:47:07,266 Prada, shoes, Gucci, me, hot, Instagram- 598 00:47:07,267 --> 00:47:12,283 Stop! I was giving you instructions to make coffee. 599 00:47:12,815 --> 00:47:16,471 That makes so much more sense! 600 00:47:16,482 --> 00:47:22,148 I thought we were playing a game where the next word you say has to connect to your previous word. 601 00:47:23,449 --> 00:47:25,449 Really? 602 00:47:25,454 --> 00:47:27,750 I thought we were just saying our search history. 603 00:47:28,070 --> 00:47:30,070 That's even better. 604 00:47:30,116 --> 00:47:32,116 You seriously searched me? 605 00:47:32,223 --> 00:47:34,519 No, I searched "me." 606 00:47:34,524 --> 00:47:40,591 Fine, I'll make the coffee. Just find something to eat away from me. 607 00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:44,897 You are the blpgbapda! 608 00:47:44,897 --> 00:47:46,897 I'm not goth. 609 00:47:48,716 --> 00:47:50,302 You understood her? 610 00:47:50,302 --> 00:47:52,302 You didn't? 611 00:48:02,559 --> 00:48:05,150 What is that? Tar! 612 00:48:05,151 --> 00:48:07,801 It's coffee, black coffee. 613 00:48:08,263 --> 00:48:12,096 Where's the flavor, the love, the sugar? 614 00:48:12,105 --> 00:48:14,105 It's coffee. 615 00:48:14,105 --> 00:48:20,421 It's more than coffee. It's a cup full of warmth, comfort, hope- 616 00:48:20,421 --> 00:48:21,711 If you don't want to drink it- 617 00:48:21,711 --> 00:48:22,824 No, it's mine. 618 00:48:26,501 --> 00:48:28,501 Here. 619 00:48:35,555 --> 00:48:40,630 So, is this where we're supposed to get to know each other? 620 00:48:40,630 --> 00:48:46,296 Bond over our traumatic back stories and explore character development. 621 00:48:46,326 --> 00:48:49,745 I can go first! I was born on- 622 00:48:49,746 --> 00:48:51,746 We are definitely not doing that. 623 00:48:51,747 --> 00:48:56,644 Yeah, we do have better odds of surviving if we don't have fleshed out character arcs and back stories. 624 00:48:56,644 --> 00:49:02,548 Hangman! Can I go first? Q! 625 00:49:02,548 --> 00:49:03,720 No. 626 00:49:04,177 --> 00:49:05,940 Vowels? D. 627 00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:08,945 We aren't playing hangman. We need to have a lookout. 628 00:49:08,945 --> 00:49:10,000 What? 629 00:49:10,152 --> 00:49:15,344 I think she's saying we need to change outfits, so we can have a look outfit. 630 00:49:15,405 --> 00:49:18,942 Oh, an outfit that is totally a look. 631 00:49:18,942 --> 00:49:20,942 Exactly, maybe we can- 632 00:49:20,942 --> 00:49:26,312 Guys, she means we need someone to keep watch at all times, so nobody or no zombies come without us noticing. 633 00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:32,664 That too! So a lookout then a "lookout"! 634 00:49:32,664 --> 00:49:36,911 For tonight, we'll have a rough schedule. Barbie, you have first watch from- 635 00:49:36,912 --> 00:49:44,411 Actually my name's spelled with a K. It's Kourtney not Courtney. 636 00:49:44,411 --> 00:49:46,411 Fine. 637 00:49:46,411 --> 00:49:51,663 While we're on this subject, I've noticed all of you have been saying my name wrong. 638 00:49:52,349 --> 00:49:56,891 But there's no audible difference. Courtney and Kourtney sound the same. 639 00:49:56,891 --> 00:50:01,374 Now, that's just rude. How would you feel if someone called you Gale, Giovanni? 640 00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:03,374 My name's Garth. 641 00:50:03,374 --> 00:50:07,739 I am so sorry, Kourtney. 642 00:50:07,739 --> 00:50:09,739 Thank you. 643 00:50:09,739 --> 00:50:11,384 And he just said it right? 644 00:50:11,384 --> 00:50:16,577 Guys it's simple, Kourtney not Courtney. 645 00:50:16,578 --> 00:50:18,578 Exactly. 646 00:50:18,578 --> 00:50:20,578 We are going to die. 647 00:50:22,283 --> 00:50:23,573 Courtney. 648 00:50:23,573 --> 00:50:25,573 No, no, no. 649 00:50:25,693 --> 00:50:26,983 Courtney. 650 00:50:26,983 --> 00:50:28,983 No. 651 00:50:28,983 --> 00:50:30,983 Courtney. 652 00:50:31,039 --> 00:50:33,453 No. Dude, come on. 653 00:50:33,569 --> 00:50:35,214 Kourtney. 654 00:50:35,264 --> 00:50:37,264 Yes! That was right. 655 00:50:37,823 --> 00:50:39,527 Courtney. 656 00:50:39,528 --> 00:50:41,528 Aw, you lost it. 657 00:50:41,528 --> 00:50:43,528 Look, you just had it. Try it again. 658 00:50:45,182 --> 00:50:48,010 K and C sound exactly the same. 659 00:50:48,010 --> 00:50:52,139 No, really emphasize the K. 660 00:50:53,144 --> 00:50:55,144 Look, Kourtney, this is- 661 00:50:55,144 --> 00:50:57,144 You did it! 662 00:50:58,327 --> 00:51:01,391 I've never been prouder. 663 00:51:03,047 --> 00:51:06,998 Thanks, guys. Kourtney? 664 00:51:08,357 --> 00:51:10,357 Yep. 665 00:51:11,247 --> 00:51:13,247 No, I'm not doing that. 666 00:51:14,535 --> 00:51:16,535 That must have been so hard. 667 00:51:17,572 --> 00:51:26,135 All my life everyone has been saying my name wrong. Sometimes I think they did it on purpose to spite me. 668 00:51:26,135 --> 00:51:28,135 That's terrible. 669 00:51:28,763 --> 00:51:32,005 Horrible, where's Griffin? 670 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:34,005 She left hours ago. 671 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,602 She needs to learn to say my name right, too! 672 00:51:40,657 --> 00:51:43,603 Get out! I will end you! 673 00:51:43,603 --> 00:51:45,189 I wouldn't worry about it. 674 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,189 She'll probably just call you Barbie anyway. 675 00:51:51,497 --> 00:51:53,497 One, two, three. 676 00:51:53,498 --> 00:51:55,498 One, two, three, four. 677 00:51:55,498 --> 00:51:57,498 One, two, three, four. 678 00:51:57,498 --> 00:51:59,498 One, two, three, four. 679 00:51:59,498 --> 00:52:01,971 It's still not time. 680 00:52:01,971 --> 00:52:03,971 Oh, gotta stay quiet. 681 00:52:28,806 --> 00:52:30,806 It's time. 682 00:52:37,939 --> 00:52:39,939 Sh, come on. 683 00:52:55,459 --> 00:52:59,528 You're so squeamish. You really need to woman up. 684 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 Man up, not woman up. 685 00:53:03,099 --> 00:53:09,652 No, women are so much tougher than men. Once a month our vaginas attempt suicide and then- 686 00:53:09,652 --> 00:53:12,775 No, you're right. Yep, totally right. 687 00:53:12,775 --> 00:53:14,775 Don't be so stupendous. 688 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:21,125 Squeamish and stupendous. How did- 689 00:53:21,134 --> 00:53:24,435 Oh, it's the coffee. 690 00:53:25,618 --> 00:53:30,811 Interesting... You do know what stupendous means though, right? 691 00:53:31,639 --> 00:53:39,729 Seriously, Gary? It's alright if you don't know what it means. No need to be ash-hamed. 692 00:53:40,993 --> 00:53:43,762 Cool, noted. 693 00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:51,043 Um, you know that you can go to bed now? 694 00:53:51,043 --> 00:53:54,285 I know, but I had two cups of coffee. 695 00:53:54,285 --> 00:53:59,537 Thanks by the way for letting me have yours too, that was really stupendous of you. 696 00:54:00,306 --> 00:54:04,375 Thanks, Kourtney. It really isn't that big of a deal though. I don't drink coffee. 697 00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:06,375 That really is stupendous. 698 00:54:10,362 --> 00:54:11,534 Kourtney? 699 00:54:11,534 --> 00:54:12,470 Yes? 700 00:54:12,471 --> 00:54:14,234 Stupendous doesn't mean stupid. 701 00:54:14,235 --> 00:54:17,772 Of course not. It means really stupid. 702 00:54:20,261 --> 00:54:31,663 *Kourtney starts to sing* 703 00:54:31,663 --> 00:54:32,480 *thud* 704 00:54:35,601 --> 00:54:39,493 So I know we said we weren't going- 705 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,914 To dive into our pasts and reveal our character? 706 00:54:42,211 --> 00:54:45,216 I was going to say have more than 1 cup of coffee. 707 00:54:45,224 --> 00:54:47,224 I'm not making you more coffee. 708 00:54:55,548 --> 00:55:03,993 Grayson, sorry, I mean Giselle, tell me about your life. 709 00:55:05,445 --> 00:55:10,579 Well, firstly my name is still Garth. And what do you want to know? 710 00:55:10,648 --> 00:55:15,664 Anything a bff should know about her bff. So literally everything. 711 00:55:15,664 --> 00:55:25,942 How cute do you think Chad is? Who's hotter Harry Styles or Shawn Mendes? And what's your Starbucks drink order? 712 00:55:28,042 --> 00:55:30,042 Harry Styles. 713 00:55:30,074 --> 00:55:37,573 Right! Like Shawn, sorry don't see it. Harry is just, well you know. 714 00:55:39,644 --> 00:55:44,009 He has a great chin? 715 00:55:44,010 --> 00:55:47,015 He does, he so does! 716 00:55:49,015 --> 00:55:51,015 Kourtney? 717 00:55:51,922 --> 00:55:53,922 Kourtney? 718 00:55:55,784 --> 00:56:00,000 Was it something I said? Do I need to answer your other questions? 719 00:56:01,705 --> 00:56:03,705 Kourtney? 720 00:56:04,717 --> 00:56:09,673 Starbucks. Starbucks, there's a Starbucks around. Do you need more coffee? 721 00:56:09,734 --> 00:56:11,734 Kourtney? 722 00:56:11,917 --> 00:56:15,632 Holy Guacamole, I broke her. Crap, should I- 723 00:56:15,632 --> 00:56:17,632 Damn. 724 00:56:18,484 --> 00:56:19,597 Kourtney? 725 00:56:19,597 --> 00:56:29,580 Sorry, I had my coffee crash. Then I started to think what Harry would look like as a zombie and if I would still, well you know. 726 00:56:30,703 --> 00:56:32,230 Oh. 727 00:56:32,230 --> 00:56:35,413 I would. I still would. 728 00:56:36,871 --> 00:56:38,871 Would you? 729 00:56:40,052 --> 00:56:42,052 I'm not- 730 00:56:43,298 --> 00:56:45,298 Yeah. Yeah, I would. 731 00:56:47,683 --> 00:56:53,172 Gotta get my beauty sleep. Goodnight. 732 00:56:54,118 --> 00:56:55,704 Technically, good morning. 733 00:56:55,704 --> 00:56:56,994 What? 734 00:56:56,994 --> 00:56:58,048 Goodnight. 735 00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:00,048 Thanks for earlier. 736 00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:02,852 I don't like coffee anyway. 737 00:57:02,914 --> 00:57:08,343 I meant for standing up for me. For saying that I'm useful, for giving me a place. 738 00:57:08,639 --> 00:57:12,768 Oh, uh. No problem. You're a badass. 739 00:57:12,768 --> 00:57:15,714 Thanks, Gar. You're a badass, too. 740 00:57:15,730 --> 00:57:19,504 Griffin, won't kick you out. She won't be nice to you but she won't- 741 00:57:19,504 --> 00:57:24,993 You don't think she'll throw me in the middle of a zombie horde to test what you said? 742 00:57:24,994 --> 00:57:29,536 No, no! Of course not... Hopefully not. 743 00:57:29,551 --> 00:57:38,528 Cause it's not exactly true like zombies don't try to eat me. Like not they def would. 744 00:57:38,528 --> 00:57:42,657 I probably taste good, like pop-tarts and Gucci. 745 00:57:42,657 --> 00:57:44,420 Don't worry, Courtney. 746 00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:46,420 Kourtney not Courtney. 747 00:57:47,006 --> 00:57:50,000 Oh, right! Sorry. 748 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000 Goodnight, Gaylord. 749 00:58:04,955 --> 00:58:06,127 Wake up! 750 00:58:10,907 --> 00:58:14,385 What happened? Is everyone okay? Are you okay? 751 00:58:14,385 --> 00:58:15,971 It's time to work. 752 00:58:17,449 --> 00:58:22,701 Who would have thought the zombie apocalypse requires more participation than high school? 753 00:58:22,701 --> 00:58:24,938 You all have 15 minutes. Eat and get ready. 754 00:58:26,543 --> 00:58:30,000 Meet here in 15 that includes you, Barbie. 755 00:58:35,179 --> 00:58:37,179 Does bad eyesight run in your family? 756 00:58:37,331 --> 00:58:39,331 She ignored you on purpose. 757 00:58:39,395 --> 00:58:42,696 She wouldn't do that, that's mean. 758 00:58:42,764 --> 00:58:44,527 That's Griffin. 759 00:58:44,527 --> 00:58:45,758 What'd you want to ask? 760 00:58:45,758 --> 00:58:52,547 Oh, I was going to tell her that I take at least 4 hours to get ready if I have a curler and put makeup on. 761 00:58:52,548 --> 00:58:54,134 We have neither of those. 762 00:58:54,548 --> 00:58:57,908 Oh okay, so then only an hour. 763 00:58:57,908 --> 00:58:59,908 You have 15 minutes. 764 00:59:03,806 --> 00:59:17,040 Fine, it's fine. I can totally do this. Ronan, make coffee. Gar, I need you to pump me up. 765 00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,390 What? 766 00:59:18,390 --> 00:59:23,465 Excite me. Motivate me. Inspire me. Do you not know the list? 767 00:59:23,465 --> 00:59:25,288 What list? 768 00:59:25,301 --> 00:59:33,509 The best friend forever list. It's a thing. You have to know it and be able to do all of it if we're going to be bffs, George. 769 00:59:33,982 --> 00:59:36,514 Is knowing your bff's name on the list? 770 00:59:36,514 --> 00:59:39,283 Of course, why wouldn't it be? 771 00:59:39,283 --> 00:59:40,987 13 minutes! 772 00:59:40,987 --> 00:59:45,471 We'll discuss this later. Just make me a pop-tart, Gavin. 773 00:59:45,528 --> 00:59:48,711 I call this song My Post-Apokalyptic Lover. 774 00:59:48,711 --> 00:59:50,711 No. Oh God. 775 00:59:52,775 --> 00:59:56,785 There's a girl that makes my heart hover. 776 00:59:56,965 --> 01:00:01,567 And I call her my post-apokalyptic lover. 777 01:00:01,568 --> 01:00:06,170 And I can't stop thinking about her. I can't stop dreaming about her. 778 01:00:06,177 --> 01:00:12,612 I'll take five because she's the love, the love of my life. 779 01:00:12,612 --> 01:00:14,612 Are you done? 780 01:00:14,612 --> 01:00:15,843 You done? 781 01:00:15,843 --> 01:00:16,601 Yeah. 782 01:00:16,601 --> 01:00:18,601 Great. Where's Barbie? 783 01:00:18,601 --> 01:00:22,907 Um, I think she's still- there she is. 784 01:00:22,907 --> 01:00:28,100 I did it! A new record time, take note of that Gerald. 785 01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,997 We have to fortify this place today. 786 01:00:32,806 --> 01:00:37,940 Ronan, you'll be with me. We're going to make this cabin a death sentence for anyone who approaches. 787 01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,940 Rad. 788 01:00:40,116 --> 01:00:41,702 Sabine, you- 789 01:00:41,702 --> 01:00:43,702 *Kourtney is loud with wrapper* 790 01:00:44,897 --> 01:00:48,789 You map out what's near us and what supplies those locations would have. 791 01:00:48,789 --> 01:00:56,288 Garth, you figure out how this all started. Everything that's going on. Is it just America that's impacted? Anything you- 792 01:00:56,288 --> 01:00:58,288 *Kourtney chews loudly* 793 01:00:58,736 --> 01:01:00,736 She didn't mean any disrespect or- 794 01:01:01,768 --> 01:01:03,177 Is that good? 795 01:01:04,353 --> 01:01:12,088 Pop-tarts? Pop-tarts are like when you go to Target, and they have a Starbucks. They are amazing. 796 01:01:12,716 --> 01:01:13,593 Yeah? 797 01:01:13,594 --> 01:01:14,352 Yeah. 798 01:01:14,352 --> 01:01:19,190 Breakfast is over. It was included in the 15 minutes. Understood? 799 01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:20,776 Yes, sir. 800 01:01:21,073 --> 01:01:24,669 Barbie, you need to count all the food and sort it. 801 01:01:24,669 --> 01:01:30,296 I want to know how much of each item we have. Sort them into perishable and imperishable. 802 01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:31,804 Done. 803 01:01:31,842 --> 01:01:33,842 You do know how to count, right? 804 01:01:35,355 --> 01:01:38,478 I passed 8th grade. 805 01:01:38,478 --> 01:01:43,080 8th grade? Nice! I didn't learn until 11th. 806 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,370 Aren't you a senior? 807 01:01:44,370 --> 01:01:46,370 No, I'm a second year senior. 808 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:47,601 Oh, cool. I- 809 01:01:47,602 --> 01:01:49,602 Come on, Ronan. 810 01:01:52,816 --> 01:01:57,595 I gotta go find a radio. Start with the fridge then the pantry then the room by the bathroom. 811 01:01:57,595 --> 01:01:59,595 Okay, thanks. 812 01:02:03,426 --> 01:02:07,082 Perishable means if we don't eat it quickly then it goes bad. 813 01:02:07,082 --> 01:02:09,082 And imperishable? 814 01:02:09,082 --> 01:02:10,727 The opposite. 815 01:02:10,731 --> 01:02:13,027 Oh, that makes sense. 816 01:02:39,318 --> 01:02:41,318 What are you doing? 817 01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:43,670 I finished making the list! 818 01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:49,276 Shit, this can't be right. Barbie, are you sure- 819 01:02:49,277 --> 01:02:56,480 It's right. I double checked it. He really cleared everything out. You already done? 820 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,780 Yep! I would not go outside if I were you, unless you have Griffin. 821 01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:07,634 She really boobied the trap out of that one... or would it be trapped the booby? 822 01:03:08,088 --> 01:03:09,319 Are you done? 823 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,000 Yeah. 824 01:03:10,001 --> 01:03:11,410 I got the radio working. 825 01:03:11,410 --> 01:03:12,287 And? 826 01:03:12,287 --> 01:03:13,991 It's just America. 827 01:03:14,021 --> 01:03:17,854 Then that means we just have to make it to Mexico, and we're safe? 828 01:03:18,268 --> 01:03:22,337 That's the problem, no other country is letting Americans in. No matter the circumstance. 829 01:03:22,878 --> 01:03:27,894 That's fine. Long term goal is to get out of the States. How did all this happen? 830 01:03:28,249 --> 01:03:33,324 I'm not completely sure, but I am 97.398% sure it was the government. 831 01:03:33,324 --> 01:03:36,093 You're sure it wasn't monkeys? 832 01:03:36,159 --> 01:03:37,449 The difference? 833 01:03:37,449 --> 01:03:44,948 My dad hated technology, but he did go to the public library to use their computers to talk on some very sketchy doomsdayer websites that knew way too much about everything. 834 01:03:45,542 --> 01:03:49,020 He was tipped off before this got out. And took most of his stuff and drove to Canada. 835 01:03:49,611 --> 01:03:53,858 Why Canada? I would drive to Hawaii. 836 01:03:53,858 --> 01:03:57,454 Really? I would go to Utah. 837 01:03:57,868 --> 01:03:59,868 And you know all this how? 838 01:04:03,397 --> 01:04:05,397 Okay, but that could mean anything. 839 01:04:06,870 --> 01:04:07,924 Oh. 840 01:04:08,900 --> 01:04:09,540 Shit. 841 01:04:10,716 --> 01:04:11,770 What now? 842 01:04:11,770 --> 01:04:17,259 We need to get more supplies. He took off with a lot of them. Sabine, where's the closest place? 843 01:04:17,260 --> 01:04:19,497 Neighbor's cabin. Around 2 miles west. 844 01:04:19,637 --> 01:04:21,637 Ronan, Barbie, let's go. 845 01:04:21,813 --> 01:04:23,754 I call shotgun. 846 01:04:23,754 --> 01:04:24,749 Dang it! 847 01:04:24,749 --> 01:04:26,039 We aren't driving. 848 01:04:26,293 --> 01:04:33,437 That's funny. But the last time I checked it's not opposite day, or is it? 849 01:04:33,437 --> 01:04:34,195 Is it? 850 01:04:34,233 --> 01:04:35,287 No. 851 01:04:36,115 --> 01:04:42,372 Ugh, I can't check the calendar website that tells you all the special occasions for today! 852 01:04:43,910 --> 01:04:49,044 Now that is the whitest, girliest thing I've ever heard. 853 01:04:49,044 --> 01:04:50,689 Thanks. 854 01:04:50,690 --> 01:04:54,523 Ronan, Barbie, you've got 10 minutes to get ready. Find a weapon and- 855 01:04:54,523 --> 01:04:56,109 Can I have your gun? 856 01:04:56,109 --> 01:04:57,045 No! Kourtney! 857 01:04:57,459 --> 01:05:00,819 Why do you get the gun? It's the only gun. 858 01:05:00,858 --> 01:05:02,858 Do you even know how to use a gun? 859 01:05:04,023 --> 01:05:09,571 Every day for 7 months my brother would come into my room at exactly 6:24. 860 01:05:09,571 --> 01:05:18,252 Because he knows that is the best time to snapchat. The WiFi is great, the signal is perfect, and I just look absolutely amazing. 861 01:05:18,252 --> 01:05:24,332 He would come into my room and shoot me with a Nerf gun until it was 6:25 and then it was over. 862 01:05:24,332 --> 01:05:36,738 I did everything I could think of to deter him. I locked the door, I barricaded the door, I told mom, but it never stopped him. 863 01:05:37,388 --> 01:05:46,306 So I did the only logical thing a 17 year old girl could do, I bought an airsoft gun and I trained until I was the perfect shot. 864 01:05:46,306 --> 01:05:51,735 I trained for 3 weeks then I waited for him to open that door. 865 01:05:51,735 --> 01:05:57,283 When he opened that door, I landed every single one of my shots into his no-no region. 866 01:05:57,993 --> 01:06:01,412 So yes, I know how to use a gun. 867 01:06:02,698 --> 01:06:03,574 Wow. 868 01:06:03,574 --> 01:06:04,332 Nice. 869 01:06:05,247 --> 01:06:07,247 Good, but I'm still keeping the gun. 870 01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:09,363 How many zombies have you killed? 871 01:06:09,363 --> 01:06:10,000 What? 872 01:06:10,022 --> 01:06:14,742 You've made yourself leader, but I'm not sure if you are the most qualified. 873 01:06:14,742 --> 01:06:17,156 And you are? 874 01:06:17,554 --> 01:06:26,886 One, I'm really hot. Two, I'm a very good speaker. Three, do you see this bod? 875 01:06:26,886 --> 01:06:34,326 Four, I got an A in algebra despite never going to class. Five, I've killed at least 38 zombies. 876 01:06:34,326 --> 01:06:42,239 Six, I'm a girl and we have to support each other. Ten, I'm really, hot. 877 01:06:44,653 --> 01:06:46,653 She has killed a lot of zombies. 878 01:06:46,682 --> 01:06:51,047 Why would you have to kill them if they don't try to eat you? 879 01:06:51,047 --> 01:06:52,397 Well, that's like- 880 01:06:52,397 --> 01:06:54,397 Because she's a ruthless killer. 881 01:06:54,397 --> 01:06:55,569 Sure. 882 01:06:56,042 --> 01:06:57,451 I've killed 1 zombie. 883 01:06:57,865 --> 01:06:59,865 Probably about 8. 884 01:06:59,926 --> 01:07:01,926 1. 885 01:07:04,051 --> 01:07:05,223 What? 886 01:07:06,219 --> 01:07:11,648 How many zombies have you killed? I bet at least 100, right? Or maybe even more like 200! 887 01:07:11,648 --> 01:07:13,315 I haven't had to kill any. 888 01:07:13,315 --> 01:07:14,369 What? 889 01:07:14,369 --> 01:07:21,158 I haven't had to kill any! Because I'm smart. This is stupid. You two, meet me at the door in 10 minutes. 890 01:07:25,150 --> 01:07:26,440 I'm scared. 891 01:07:31,317 --> 01:07:33,317 What's that, Barbie? 892 01:07:33,375 --> 01:07:38,923 Oh, just admiring the trees. 893 01:07:38,923 --> 01:07:41,514 They are pretty. 894 01:07:41,515 --> 01:07:42,924 Sure. 895 01:07:43,279 --> 01:07:45,279 Hey, how much further? 896 01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:46,987 About half a mile. 897 01:07:46,987 --> 01:07:48,987 Do you know if any females would have- 898 01:07:48,987 --> 01:07:50,987 You can have any makeup we find. 899 01:07:51,197 --> 01:07:53,197 Yes! 900 01:07:55,098 --> 01:07:56,930 *zombies groan* 901 01:07:56,930 --> 01:08:02,478 Ew, okay that wasn't me. Pop-tart farts have more of a- 902 01:08:02,479 --> 01:08:04,479 Where are they? 903 01:08:08,307 --> 01:08:13,027 Found them. They can't get us up here though- 904 01:08:14,421 --> 01:08:20,915 Hey, that is so not cool! Ronan, a little help. 905 01:08:20,915 --> 01:08:21,910 Yeah. 906 01:08:21,910 --> 01:08:22,550 No. 907 01:08:25,566 --> 01:08:30,286 Seriously, is it because I said that your arms are bigger than your boobs? 908 01:08:30,286 --> 01:08:32,286 I mean, that's just a fact. 909 01:08:32,410 --> 01:08:34,883 I'm just seeing if you were telling the truth. 910 01:08:36,952 --> 01:08:40,844 Garth said you wouldn't shove me into a horde of zombies! 911 01:08:40,844 --> 01:08:43,081 Well, that's stupid. 912 01:08:43,613 --> 01:08:45,613 Can I have the gun now? 913 01:08:45,613 --> 01:08:48,323 No, you have a bat. 914 01:08:49,565 --> 01:08:50,619 Fine. 915 01:08:55,021 --> 01:08:57,021 Hey, watch it! Ronan Junior! 916 01:08:57,589 --> 01:09:00,772 Oh God, oh God, beans! 917 01:09:05,689 --> 01:09:07,334 Now can you help me up? 918 01:09:07,334 --> 01:09:08,447 Yeah, come on. 919 01:09:08,448 --> 01:09:10,448 That literally proved nothing. 920 01:09:10,532 --> 01:09:13,360 Seriously, that didn't prove that I'm useful? 921 01:09:14,010 --> 01:09:16,010 *gunshot* 922 01:09:16,604 --> 01:09:18,604 Why did you do that? 923 01:09:18,941 --> 01:09:22,892 Show us that zombies won't eat you and then we'll pull you up. 924 01:09:22,892 --> 01:09:24,892 I already killed all the zombies. 925 01:09:24,975 --> 01:09:31,114 I've been thinking. Can you really kill a zombie? 926 01:09:31,114 --> 01:09:38,850 OMG, I thought about that too! Like aren't they already considered dead, or are they the undead? So like what does that- 927 01:09:38,850 --> 01:09:40,850 Why are you all so rude? 928 01:09:41,783 --> 01:09:46,325 Ugh, this is so stupid. Griffin, please let me up. Griffin, please! 929 01:09:46,325 --> 01:09:48,325 Well, alright. 930 01:09:48,325 --> 01:09:49,675 Thank you. 931 01:09:49,675 --> 01:09:50,492 Come on, Kourtney. 932 01:09:50,492 --> 01:09:51,664 No, Ronan. 933 01:09:51,664 --> 01:09:53,073 But they'll- 934 01:09:53,073 --> 01:09:55,310 They'll do nothing to her. Yes, they will. 935 01:09:55,311 --> 01:10:00,267 Wait, you can't leave me! I'm useful! They don't try to- 936 01:10:00,268 --> 01:10:02,978 You are acting like a zombie and are covered in their blood. 937 01:10:02,978 --> 01:10:09,531 If I did the same they wouldn't try to eat me either. Sorry, we don't need you. The cabin is too small for five people. 938 01:10:09,532 --> 01:10:12,064 Griffin, I am not leaving her here! 939 01:10:12,064 --> 01:10:14,064 You will if I say you will. 940 01:10:14,064 --> 01:10:15,414 *Garth clears his throat* 941 01:10:15,414 --> 01:10:16,291 Where did you- 942 01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:21,247 He was my dad. I know his cabin way better than you do. Ronan, help Kourtney up. 943 01:10:21,247 --> 01:10:22,301 Ronan, don't you- 944 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:23,473 *gun cocks* 945 01:10:25,504 --> 01:10:29,514 Seriously, you chose her over me. 946 01:10:29,514 --> 01:10:31,514 No one should have to be chosen, Griffin. 947 01:10:32,138 --> 01:10:34,138 You let Barbie stay then I'm leaving. 948 01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:35,430 Griffin, it doesn't- 949 01:10:35,430 --> 01:10:37,430 Then leave. 950 01:10:43,084 --> 01:10:50,642 Um, so do I get to come up or not? Like Pam is nice, but she's still a zombie. 951 01:10:50,643 --> 01:10:52,406 Why are you trying to protect her? 952 01:10:52,406 --> 01:10:54,406 Why do you always have to start with violence? 953 01:10:54,406 --> 01:10:55,756 You know why! 954 01:10:56,466 --> 01:10:59,708 So, you followed us? 955 01:11:00,721 --> 01:11:04,081 Yeah, neither of us trusted Griffin with you alone. 956 01:11:04,081 --> 01:11:06,081 Hey, I was there too! 957 01:11:06,140 --> 01:11:08,140 And you were going to help Kourtney? 958 01:11:09,441 --> 01:11:12,387 Well, no but- no offense, Kourt. 959 01:11:13,037 --> 01:11:15,569 It's all good. Thank you. 960 01:11:16,515 --> 01:11:19,461 I figured not letting your cousin kill your best friend is on the list. 961 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:23,123 It's actually not, but thanks anyway. 962 01:11:30,343 --> 01:11:31,870 This is your last chance. 963 01:11:31,870 --> 01:11:33,397 I'm not going with you. 964 01:11:33,397 --> 01:11:34,865 Fine. Garth? 965 01:11:34,865 --> 01:11:37,515 Oh, sorry, no. 966 01:11:37,515 --> 01:11:38,687 Ronan, let's go. 967 01:11:38,687 --> 01:11:42,816 I'm not sure. Where are we going? 968 01:11:42,816 --> 01:11:46,590 To rule the apocalyptic world, where else? 969 01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:50,423 Griffin, I don't think- 970 01:11:50,423 --> 01:11:51,477 Fine. 971 01:11:51,477 --> 01:11:53,477 Bye losers. 972 01:11:56,173 --> 01:12:03,258 Ronan take care of Sabine. Garth try not to die. Barbie, please die. 973 01:12:10,433 --> 01:12:12,433 Wait! 974 01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:22,240 Why didn't you go with her? 975 01:12:22,260 --> 01:12:23,610 She's self-destructive. 976 01:12:23,610 --> 01:12:30,340 Other-destructive too! Why does she hate me so much? I'm likable, right? 977 01:12:30,340 --> 01:12:32,340 No. 978 01:12:32,879 --> 01:12:33,578 Really? 979 01:12:33,578 --> 01:12:36,465 Yes, but that's not why she doesn't like you. 980 01:12:38,069 --> 01:12:40,719 Okay, so why does she hate me? 981 01:12:41,842 --> 01:12:43,192 She just hates your type. 982 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:48,208 My type? But I'm a hot commodity like Starbucks. 983 01:12:48,208 --> 01:12:51,213 Popular. She hates popular. 984 01:12:51,213 --> 01:12:53,213 Oh, why? 985 01:12:53,693 --> 01:12:55,693 Sorry, that's not my place to tell. 986 01:12:56,635 --> 01:12:58,635 Sabine should go with her. 987 01:12:59,345 --> 01:13:01,345 She's already gone. 988 01:13:11,352 --> 01:13:17,313 If you are hearing this, we have established a safe zone, just past the border of- 989 01:13:17,313 --> 01:13:19,313 *music swells*