WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:47.380 --> 00:00:49.466 [dramatic instrumental music plays] 4 00:01:13.239 --> 00:01:15.241 [wind rushing] 5 00:01:17.619 --> 00:01:20.163 [male voice panting, gasping] 6 00:01:32.759 --> 00:01:34.969 -What is this? -[footsteps boom] 7 00:01:35.053 --> 00:01:36.471 Don't you know who I am? 8 00:01:37.347 --> 00:01:41.226 -[man] I demand you open this gate! -[strumming pipa rapidly] 9 00:01:48.775 --> 00:01:51.111 [music swells] 10 00:01:52.153 --> 00:01:53.238 [music fades away] 11 00:01:58.535 --> 00:02:00.245 [teacher] Now, follow me. 12 00:02:00.829 --> 00:02:02.705 Carefully, just like this. 13 00:02:04.541 --> 00:02:05.959 Okay, raise your paper. 14 00:02:09.129 --> 00:02:12.465 And with scales, some grass, some clouds. 15 00:02:12.549 --> 00:02:13.675 Huh? Oh. 16 00:02:15.343 --> 00:02:17.679 [children laughing] 17 00:02:18.763 --> 00:02:19.764 [sighs] 18 00:02:20.932 --> 00:02:23.351 Stupid teacher. [grumbles] 19 00:02:27.313 --> 00:02:28.565 [grunts] 20 00:02:31.442 --> 00:02:32.277 [gasps] 21 00:02:35.697 --> 00:02:36.906 Whoa. 22 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:40.493 -[school bell rings] -[kids yell] 23 00:02:40.577 --> 00:02:42.245 -Hi, Mom. -Hi, sweetie. 24 00:02:42.328 --> 00:02:43.163 Hi, Dad. 25 00:02:43.955 --> 00:02:46.541 There you are. Hungry? You want a snack? 26 00:02:46.624 --> 00:02:47.458 Hey, Dad. 27 00:02:47.542 --> 00:02:50.170 -What'd you learn? -We learned about dragons. 28 00:02:52.881 --> 00:02:56.551 -Your mom forgot you. She doesn't-- -Jimmy, stop. It's rude. 29 00:02:56.634 --> 00:03:00.013 You know it's only the two of them. She's trying her best. 30 00:03:07.812 --> 00:03:08.813 [cries out] 31 00:03:11.941 --> 00:03:13.109 I'm Li Na. 32 00:03:14.402 --> 00:03:15.403 I'm Din. 33 00:03:16.154 --> 00:03:17.780 You can walk home with me. 34 00:03:19.824 --> 00:03:22.285 My dad's always late. 35 00:03:28.208 --> 00:03:33.463 ["Endless Sky" by Wendy Wang, Katherine Ho, and Kenton Chen plays] 36 00:03:33.546 --> 00:03:38.176 ♪ Sticks and stones, in secret codes We speak a language all our own ♪ 37 00:03:38.259 --> 00:03:41.304 ♪ We hide and seek I follow where you go ♪ 38 00:03:42.639 --> 00:03:44.974 ♪ Your heart is magic Pure and tragic ♪ 39 00:03:45.058 --> 00:03:47.518 ♪ Just like mine, but you can have it ♪ 40 00:03:47.602 --> 00:03:51.648 -♪ Now until forever, not alone ♪ -[Li Na and Din laughing] 41 00:03:51.731 --> 00:03:55.526 ♪ Paint your dreams on an endless sky ♪ 42 00:03:55.610 --> 00:03:59.155 -I'm gonna get you! -♪ See the world dancing in your eyes ♪ 43 00:03:59.239 --> 00:04:00.698 -Which one? -This one. 44 00:04:01.407 --> 00:04:02.533 Fly, little Clucky! 45 00:04:04.452 --> 00:04:05.703 I'll call you later. 46 00:04:05.787 --> 00:04:09.082 No, no, you first got to multiply the top by the bottom. 47 00:04:09.165 --> 00:04:10.250 [groans] 48 00:04:10.333 --> 00:04:13.461 -Come here, little monkey. Up! -[laughs] Bye, Din! 49 00:04:16.464 --> 00:04:17.423 Hot! 50 00:04:19.092 --> 00:04:21.427 [characters on TV grunting] 51 00:04:22.637 --> 00:04:24.931 ♪ Doesn't matter what we're doing ♪ 52 00:04:25.014 --> 00:04:27.934 ♪ I can't stop this feeling When you're near ♪ 53 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:31.980 [woman singing in Chinese] 54 00:04:33.481 --> 00:04:38.444 [Li Na and Din crying] 55 00:04:46.786 --> 00:04:48.329 -[creaking] -[both yelping] 56 00:04:50.999 --> 00:04:53.418 -You're late! -I had to get the stuff! 57 00:04:53.501 --> 00:04:55.753 All right, scales. Oh! Roller skates! 58 00:04:57.130 --> 00:05:00.383 Ready, set, awesome dragon kite! 59 00:05:02.176 --> 00:05:03.553 I guess it didn't work. 60 00:05:06.389 --> 00:05:09.976 [man] ♪ Paint your dreams On an endless sky ♪ 61 00:05:10.810 --> 00:05:14.522 ♪ I see the world dancing in your eyes ♪ 62 00:05:15.273 --> 00:05:17.567 [Li Na and Din exclaiming] 63 00:05:19.819 --> 00:05:22.238 ♪ Just you and me, you and me ♪ 64 00:05:22.322 --> 00:05:25.700 ♪ Yeah, it's gonna be Gonna be just you and me ♪ 65 00:05:27.076 --> 00:05:31.331 ♪ Yeah, it's gonna be Gonna be all right ♪ 66 00:05:31.414 --> 00:05:32.915 -[song ends] -[both cough] 67 00:05:35.293 --> 00:05:37.295 [both laugh] 68 00:05:40.256 --> 00:05:43.926 Let's make a promise to be best friends forever. 69 00:05:44.010 --> 00:05:45.803 Friends forever… 70 00:05:45.887 --> 00:05:47.221 [both] …year by year, 71 00:05:47.805 --> 00:05:51.017 upon this we will always swear. 72 00:05:54.854 --> 00:05:57.398 -Come on. It's time to go. -Dad, we said-- 73 00:05:57.482 --> 00:05:59.609 Li Na, we've been over this already. 74 00:06:04.197 --> 00:06:06.657 [sad, emotional music plays] 75 00:06:10.203 --> 00:06:11.579 I have to go, Din. 76 00:06:12.997 --> 00:06:15.666 But I fixed our kite. 77 00:06:18.252 --> 00:06:19.337 Come along, Li Na. 78 00:06:20.546 --> 00:06:21.672 Take care, kiddo. 79 00:06:24.717 --> 00:06:25.593 Bye, Din. 80 00:06:29.430 --> 00:06:30.515 Eyes ahead, Na Na. 81 00:06:31.307 --> 00:06:35.686 We're off to a… a better life, and we have to leave this one behind. 82 00:06:53.621 --> 00:06:56.374 [bright, energetic music plays] 83 00:07:01.546 --> 00:07:05.716 Okay, uh, next up, 235 Gao Shue Street. 84 00:07:07.343 --> 00:07:08.594 -Delivery! -Thank you! 85 00:07:08.678 --> 00:07:09.679 You're welcome! 86 00:07:13.558 --> 00:07:14.559 [grunts] 87 00:07:14.642 --> 00:07:17.019 -Delivery! Have a nice day! -Thank you! 88 00:07:21.149 --> 00:07:23.234 -Delivery! Welcome! -Thank you. 89 00:07:23.901 --> 00:07:25.570 -Delivery! -Thank you. 90 00:07:28.531 --> 00:07:30.116 -Delivery! -Thank you. 91 00:07:32.452 --> 00:07:33.411 [blows whistle] 92 00:07:35.079 --> 00:07:36.998 Oh, Wei! Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei! 93 00:07:37.748 --> 00:07:39.667 Din? Be careful. 94 00:07:39.750 --> 00:07:41.002 What are you doing? 95 00:07:41.085 --> 00:07:45.173 -Wei! Old buddy… -Dude, you gotta watch where you're going. 96 00:07:45.256 --> 00:07:49.760 -Think you could get the assignment? -You haven't been to class in two weeks. 97 00:07:49.844 --> 00:07:53.014 I gotta earn extra cash for this thing I'm working on. 98 00:07:53.097 --> 00:07:56.476 Thing? Wait a minute, does this have to do with that girl? 99 00:07:56.559 --> 00:07:58.186 What? No. 100 00:07:58.269 --> 00:07:59.228 Maybe. 101 00:07:59.312 --> 00:08:02.565 Okay, it's her birthday. I'm planning something special. 102 00:08:02.648 --> 00:08:06.068 So, can you just get me the assignment, please? 103 00:08:08.404 --> 00:08:11.324 -I'll do your homework for a week. -Fine. 104 00:08:11.407 --> 00:08:12.950 Thanks. You're the best. 105 00:08:13.034 --> 00:08:13.951 [Din yelps] 106 00:08:14.035 --> 00:08:17.914 -[car horns honking] -So smart and yet so stupid. 107 00:08:19.832 --> 00:08:21.167 [sighs] Last delivery. 108 00:08:26.005 --> 00:08:27.840 Uh, hello? 109 00:08:29.425 --> 00:08:31.427 [pipa music playing in distance] 110 00:08:32.595 --> 00:08:34.138 Uh, hello? 111 00:08:35.264 --> 00:08:38.267 Did somebody order dumpling soup? 112 00:08:39.143 --> 00:08:40.228 Whoa. 113 00:08:43.022 --> 00:08:45.900 -Um, hello? -[male voice] Come in. 114 00:08:46.901 --> 00:08:48.069 It's locked. 115 00:08:48.152 --> 00:08:49.529 I know. 116 00:08:52.907 --> 00:08:56.244 Oh. Well, uh, I'll just… [grunts] …go around. 117 00:08:56.327 --> 00:08:58.538 Did you order the dumpling soup? 118 00:08:58.621 --> 00:09:00.748 [trilling pipa] 119 00:09:00.831 --> 00:09:02.083 I am a god. 120 00:09:04.126 --> 00:09:06.462 Okay, 121 00:09:07.088 --> 00:09:09.757 but did you order the-- 122 00:09:09.840 --> 00:09:13.594 And I have chosen you! For you are pure of heart. 123 00:09:14.595 --> 00:09:16.055 Oh. [chuckles] Um. 124 00:09:16.138 --> 00:09:17.848 Well, I try to be friendly. 125 00:09:17.932 --> 00:09:19.433 Keep my five-star rating. 126 00:09:20.101 --> 00:09:22.353 Now, will you be paying with cash or-- 127 00:09:22.436 --> 00:09:24.230 [strumming rapidly] 128 00:09:24.313 --> 00:09:25.356 Take this. 129 00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:29.193 It contains everything you need. 130 00:09:29.944 --> 00:09:34.115 Um, actually, I need $7.35-- 131 00:09:34.198 --> 00:09:37.034 You dare reject the will of the gods? 132 00:09:40.997 --> 00:09:42.039 Kind of… 133 00:09:42.707 --> 00:09:43.583 yeah? 134 00:09:44.500 --> 00:09:48.629 You know what? This one's on me, okay? I really gotta run, so… 135 00:09:49.380 --> 00:09:51.882 Thanks for the teapot and have a nice day. 136 00:09:51.966 --> 00:09:53.926 Wait. Hot sauce! Huh? 137 00:09:54.010 --> 00:09:56.387 [mysterious music plays] 138 00:09:56.470 --> 00:09:57.597 Whoa. 139 00:09:59.307 --> 00:10:00.349 Thanks. 140 00:10:00.433 --> 00:10:02.852 It's just not the same without hot sauce. 141 00:10:03.644 --> 00:10:05.855 -Don't you have somewhere to be? -Huh? 142 00:10:05.938 --> 00:10:07.732 Wait, five o'clock? 143 00:10:07.815 --> 00:10:10.484 How have I been here for an hour? I gotta go! 144 00:10:11.152 --> 00:10:13.237 Don't close. Please, don't close. 145 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:28.002 Kid, be realistic. 146 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:34.634 Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 147 00:10:35.676 --> 00:10:37.470 Okay, thank you for your help! 148 00:10:38.137 --> 00:10:40.139 [bright, sweeping music plays] 149 00:10:43.601 --> 00:10:46.270 -Hey. I know! -Your mom's looking for you. 150 00:10:47.730 --> 00:10:49.231 Water, water, water. 151 00:10:50.024 --> 00:10:52.109 -D7 to checkmate! -Ooh! 152 00:11:02.036 --> 00:11:02.995 See you tonight. 153 00:11:04.497 --> 00:11:07.708 I said, "If you don't like garlic, eat something else!" 154 00:11:07.792 --> 00:11:09.543 -[laughter] -"Like a napkin!" 155 00:11:09.627 --> 00:11:12.088 Hey, Mom. Here's the groceries you wanted. 156 00:11:12.171 --> 00:11:13.964 Look who's here! You're late. 157 00:11:14.465 --> 00:11:15.299 Again. 158 00:11:15.383 --> 00:11:18.969 Oh. I, uh, stayed late for study group, as usual. 159 00:11:19.053 --> 00:11:19.887 Wait! 160 00:11:20.888 --> 00:11:22.598 Eat. Food for your brain. 161 00:11:23.182 --> 00:11:27.478 Thanks. I'll just take this inside and have it with a side of calculus. 162 00:11:27.561 --> 00:11:30.856 Ah, look at him, all grown up and working hard. 163 00:11:30.940 --> 00:11:34.026 Little Din with a college degree. Can you believe it? 164 00:11:34.110 --> 00:11:38.239 -I only wish my son had been so dedicated. -Such a good boy. 165 00:11:38.322 --> 00:11:39.156 Doing my best. 166 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:40.574 I'm gonna go get sta-- 167 00:11:40.658 --> 00:11:43.494 I'm happy for you, kiddo. Your future is all set. 168 00:11:43.577 --> 00:11:46.914 -A steady job, a big paycheck! -A shiny new refrigerator. 169 00:11:46.997 --> 00:11:49.375 -A nice car. -And a flat screen. Big one! 170 00:11:49.458 --> 00:11:51.460 Now, now, stop distracting him! 171 00:11:51.544 --> 00:11:54.380 -He's got work to do. -Din! I'll be right over. 172 00:11:54.463 --> 00:11:58.551 Uh, yes, so much work to do. I better get started on that-- 173 00:11:58.634 --> 00:11:59.969 Here's the assignment. 174 00:12:00.052 --> 00:12:04.181 The teacher said if you don't come to at least one class this semester, 175 00:12:04.265 --> 00:12:05.641 he's going to fail you. 176 00:12:05.725 --> 00:12:09.478 Oh, hey, Ms. Din. Even if you ace the final… 177 00:12:10.312 --> 00:12:11.397 again. 178 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:12.314 I'm sorry. 179 00:12:15.151 --> 00:12:18.863 I knew it. You've been skipping school and lying to your mother. 180 00:12:18.946 --> 00:12:22.241 What have you been doing? Lounging in some internet cafe? 181 00:12:22.324 --> 00:12:24.452 -Can you believe it? -Such a bad boy. 182 00:12:24.535 --> 00:12:26.036 You're not helping! 183 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:30.458 Why do this? You're a good student! You could ruin your future. 184 00:12:30.541 --> 00:12:34.044 -True. There goes the college degree. -You're not helping! 185 00:12:34.128 --> 00:12:35.379 -I just-- -Just what? 186 00:12:35.463 --> 00:12:37.715 I was just doing a little side job. 187 00:12:37.798 --> 00:12:39.133 Side job? 188 00:12:39.216 --> 00:12:42.303 You have one job, and one job only. That is to study. 189 00:12:42.386 --> 00:12:44.096 -I know, but-- -But what? 190 00:12:44.180 --> 00:12:47.683 What could possibly be more important than studying? 191 00:12:49.185 --> 00:12:50.144 Nothing, Mom. 192 00:12:51.312 --> 00:12:52.146 Nothing. 193 00:12:52.980 --> 00:12:56.525 -This is getting juicy. -What did he say? I can't hear. 194 00:12:56.609 --> 00:12:57.902 You're not helping! 195 00:12:59.695 --> 00:13:02.865 -I know I'm hard on you, but I'm-- -You're right, Mom. 196 00:13:03.824 --> 00:13:04.784 You're right. 197 00:13:25.179 --> 00:13:26.305 [man 1] It's there? 198 00:13:27.056 --> 00:13:28.432 This can't be right. 199 00:13:28.974 --> 00:13:32.144 -Uh, what are we looking for again? -A teapot! 200 00:13:32.228 --> 00:13:33.896 [man 2] Open the door. 201 00:13:39.902 --> 00:13:40.903 [short man yelps] 202 00:13:47.535 --> 00:13:49.537 Good evening, gentlemen. 203 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:51.539 This area's off-limits. 204 00:13:52.122 --> 00:13:53.374 Can I help you? 205 00:13:53.457 --> 00:13:56.043 Yes, I believe you can. 206 00:13:56.544 --> 00:13:57.545 [grunting] 207 00:13:58.921 --> 00:14:00.881 Stop! Stop! Stop right there. 208 00:14:01.423 --> 00:14:04.176 -Put your hands where I can see them. -Oh… 209 00:14:05.219 --> 00:14:08.180 I'm afraid that's not going to happen. 210 00:14:08.764 --> 00:14:10.891 -Uh… Okay, sir. -You first, man. 211 00:14:11.475 --> 00:14:15.229 -You're under arrest. -Hold on a minute, there. [grunting] 212 00:14:19.316 --> 00:14:20.442 Ow. 213 00:14:20.526 --> 00:14:21.402 Huh? 214 00:14:33.330 --> 00:14:35.332 [snoring] 215 00:14:44.550 --> 00:14:45.759 I'll fix that later. 216 00:14:45.843 --> 00:14:47.845 [bright, whimsical music plays] 217 00:14:54.643 --> 00:14:55.853 Whoa! 218 00:15:10.451 --> 00:15:12.620 Aiya. She's late again. 219 00:15:13.621 --> 00:15:14.747 [exhales] Okay. 220 00:15:15.623 --> 00:15:18.083 [clears throat, hums] 221 00:15:20.169 --> 00:15:21.003 Oh, uh… 222 00:15:22.087 --> 00:15:23.797 What? Oh, that old thing. 223 00:15:26.216 --> 00:15:27.301 [chuckles softly] 224 00:15:27.384 --> 00:15:28.677 -[buzzing] -Huh? 225 00:15:29.720 --> 00:15:30.971 Well, well, well. 226 00:15:32.014 --> 00:15:33.807 Look who decided to show up. 227 00:15:34.767 --> 00:15:37.061 Starting to take me for granted, huh? 228 00:15:38.729 --> 00:15:40.230 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 229 00:15:40.856 --> 00:15:43.025 So, what do you think of the suit? 230 00:15:43.108 --> 00:15:47.071 Good enough to get into the birthday party of the famous Li Na Wang? 231 00:15:48.364 --> 00:15:49.198 Good. 232 00:15:49.782 --> 00:15:50.783 I think so too. 233 00:15:52.451 --> 00:15:54.495 Okay, Din, tomorrow's the big day. 234 00:15:54.578 --> 00:15:57.414 How are we gonna do this? What am I gonna say? 235 00:15:59.166 --> 00:16:03.045 Happy birthday, it's your best friend Din! No, that's too strong. 236 00:16:05.589 --> 00:16:06.799 Good evening, Li Na. 237 00:16:06.882 --> 00:16:09.009 Will you allow me to kiss your hand? 238 00:16:10.302 --> 00:16:12.888 Ugh. Man, quit being a creep, Din. 239 00:16:13.514 --> 00:16:16.100 [beatboxing] Huh? 240 00:16:16.183 --> 00:16:18.268 Oh yeah, sure, I'll dance with you. 241 00:16:18.352 --> 00:16:21.355 Say, you look kind of familiar. 242 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:26.193 I got you a present. You still like kites? 243 00:16:26.276 --> 00:16:28.570 What am I saying? Of course she still likes kites. 244 00:16:29.154 --> 00:16:31.782 Okay, just… calm down. 245 00:16:32.950 --> 00:16:33.867 Be honest. 246 00:16:35.577 --> 00:16:37.204 Hey, Li Na. Happy birthday. 247 00:16:37.705 --> 00:16:39.039 I just want to say, 248 00:16:39.123 --> 00:16:41.834 -it's been a long time and… -[fabric fraying] 249 00:16:42.793 --> 00:16:44.044 …I miss you. 250 00:16:44.128 --> 00:16:45.004 What? 251 00:16:45.087 --> 00:16:46.880 -[gasps] Oh no! -[fabric rips] 252 00:16:46.964 --> 00:16:47.965 Oh, gosh. Um… 253 00:16:48.048 --> 00:16:50.050 -Hold on, I can fix this. -[rips] 254 00:16:50.134 --> 00:16:51.343 Oh, come on. 255 00:16:52.011 --> 00:16:52.845 Wha-- 256 00:16:52.928 --> 00:16:53.929 [exhales sadly] 257 00:17:03.022 --> 00:17:04.273 What was I thinking? 258 00:17:07.317 --> 00:17:08.152 No, no, no! 259 00:17:08.235 --> 00:17:09.236 Ah… 260 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:11.321 [melancholy music plays] 261 00:17:21.498 --> 00:17:23.083 I must look totally crazy. 262 00:17:24.334 --> 00:17:25.210 It's just… 263 00:17:26.211 --> 00:17:27.921 I don't know what else to do. 264 00:17:29.048 --> 00:17:31.759 I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me, 265 00:17:31.842 --> 00:17:36.096 and I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud, 266 00:17:36.180 --> 00:17:41.060 but the whole time it feels like something is missing. 267 00:17:45.481 --> 00:17:46.690 I just wish… 268 00:17:49.485 --> 00:17:52.446 I just wish I could keep our promise. 269 00:17:55.324 --> 00:17:56.742 [kettle whistling] 270 00:17:56.825 --> 00:17:57.701 Tea is ready. 271 00:17:58.285 --> 00:18:00.287 Wait, what? The tea is ready? 272 00:18:00.871 --> 00:18:02.289 [whistling] 273 00:18:02.873 --> 00:18:04.875 -Huh? -[explosion] 274 00:18:06.627 --> 00:18:08.670 Well, that was… 275 00:18:08.754 --> 00:18:09.630 [loud boom] 276 00:18:09.713 --> 00:18:11.340 [whooshing] 277 00:18:11.423 --> 00:18:13.634 [male voice] Greetings, great master! 278 00:18:13.717 --> 00:18:17.638 The heavens have opened, your wishes will be granted, 279 00:18:17.721 --> 00:18:22.643 for I am LongZhu! [echoing] 280 00:18:22.726 --> 00:18:23.811 Huh? 281 00:18:26.897 --> 00:18:30.901 Oh, a peasant boy. Well, this'll be easy. [chuckles] 282 00:18:31.485 --> 00:18:33.529 Look, I know what you're thinking. 283 00:18:33.612 --> 00:18:35.197 "Do my eyes deceive me?" 284 00:18:35.280 --> 00:18:38.659 "A super, all-powerful, magical Wish Dragon!" 285 00:18:38.742 --> 00:18:41.453 "Could this be real? Is magic real?" 286 00:18:42.412 --> 00:18:43.247 Yes. 287 00:18:43.831 --> 00:18:44.706 It's real. 288 00:18:46.375 --> 00:18:49.336 Now that we got that out of the way, onto the important part. 289 00:18:51.505 --> 00:18:53.298 Am I… am I dead? 290 00:18:53.382 --> 00:18:55.175 Grandma! It's Din! 291 00:18:55.259 --> 00:18:58.345 -I fell off the roof. I'm coming for you! -No, no. 292 00:18:58.428 --> 00:19:00.055 No, you're very much alive. 293 00:19:00.139 --> 00:19:02.474 I am a magical Wish Dragon, 294 00:19:02.558 --> 00:19:05.853 who will grant three wishes to the owner of this teapot. 295 00:19:05.936 --> 00:19:08.355 And you, sir, are my master! 296 00:19:08.438 --> 00:19:10.357 So, go ahead, wish away! 297 00:19:12.734 --> 00:19:16.071 Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras? 298 00:19:16.155 --> 00:19:17.990 -Great joke, guys. -Joke? 299 00:19:18.073 --> 00:19:21.577 -Is this a hologram or something? -I assure you not. 300 00:19:21.660 --> 00:19:23.829 -[dramatic music rises] -[Din] Ah! 301 00:19:23.912 --> 00:19:27.457 Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold? 302 00:19:27.541 --> 00:19:28.792 It shall be so. 303 00:19:28.876 --> 00:19:31.879 Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom! 304 00:19:31.962 --> 00:19:34.047 -It shall be so. -Whoa. 305 00:19:34.131 --> 00:19:36.508 For the finest carriage in all the land? 306 00:19:36.592 --> 00:19:37.926 Pow! It's yours! 307 00:19:38.010 --> 00:19:39.761 The wings of a hawk! 308 00:19:39.845 --> 00:19:41.013 [caws] 309 00:19:41.096 --> 00:19:44.183 Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right? 310 00:19:44.266 --> 00:19:45.350 Or anything else 311 00:19:46.977 --> 00:19:49.021 that your heart desires. 312 00:19:51.148 --> 00:19:54.109 I'm thinking about starting one of those-- 313 00:19:54.193 --> 00:19:56.612 Where they sell animals. Pet-type stores. 314 00:19:56.695 --> 00:19:59.531 You going to sell Chow Chows? That's a good dog. 315 00:19:59.615 --> 00:20:03.327 No one will be selling anything if we don't find that teapot. 316 00:20:03.952 --> 00:20:06.622 Every time I try to make casual conversation, 317 00:20:06.705 --> 00:20:08.415 you guys give me a hard time. 318 00:20:08.498 --> 00:20:09.541 Wha-- 319 00:20:12.252 --> 00:20:14.463 So, you're a Wish Dragon? 320 00:20:14.546 --> 00:20:15.422 Yes. 321 00:20:16.131 --> 00:20:17.716 How many wishes do I get? 322 00:20:17.799 --> 00:20:19.301 You get three wishes. 323 00:20:21.887 --> 00:20:26.099 -How do you fit in this teapot? -Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot. 324 00:20:26.183 --> 00:20:27.935 So small. How old are you? 325 00:20:28.018 --> 00:20:30.145 -That's not-- -Where'd you come from? 326 00:20:30.229 --> 00:20:32.439 -All you need-- -Look at your arms. 327 00:20:32.522 --> 00:20:36.360 Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green? Your face is so soft. I want to touch it. 328 00:20:36.443 --> 00:20:38.737 Oh, can you breathe fire? [splutters] 329 00:20:42.032 --> 00:20:43.617 Okay. Look, peasant boy. 330 00:20:44.201 --> 00:20:47.663 I don't have time. I'm not here to be your friend-- 331 00:20:47.746 --> 00:20:50.082 Whoa, you have to earn my friendship, 332 00:20:50.165 --> 00:20:52.542 and frankly you're not doing a good job. 333 00:20:53.585 --> 00:20:54.586 Listen carefully. 334 00:20:54.670 --> 00:20:57.005 Every Wish Dragon must serve 10 masters 335 00:20:57.089 --> 00:21:00.050 before they're free to enter the spirit world. 336 00:21:00.133 --> 00:21:02.511 And you are the last one. 337 00:21:02.594 --> 00:21:03.929 Now, I've been stuck… 338 00:21:04.012 --> 00:21:07.557 [high-pitched] …in this teapot for 1,000 years. 339 00:21:07.641 --> 00:21:10.269 The sooner we get this over with, the better. 340 00:21:10.352 --> 00:21:12.479 [normally] Have I made myself clear? 341 00:21:13.105 --> 00:21:14.189 [footsteps] 342 00:21:14.273 --> 00:21:15.732 Ha! [grunts] 343 00:21:16.942 --> 00:21:17.776 Wha-- 344 00:21:20.070 --> 00:21:23.782 I'm terribly sorry, young man, but I need that teapot. 345 00:21:24.366 --> 00:21:26.785 Uh, I-- I think it's his. 346 00:21:26.868 --> 00:21:29.329 Only the owner of the teapot can see me. 347 00:21:31.248 --> 00:21:33.875 Well, I'm sure he won't miss it. 348 00:21:36.044 --> 00:21:38.380 No way. I found it. Whoa! 349 00:21:38.463 --> 00:21:41.758 [yelling, grunting] 350 00:21:42.718 --> 00:21:44.720 [dramatic music plays] 351 00:21:48.473 --> 00:21:49.933 [panting] 352 00:21:57.441 --> 00:21:58.442 Not good. 353 00:21:58.525 --> 00:22:00.736 I wish I knew how to fight. [grunts] 354 00:22:02.070 --> 00:22:03.447 [henchmen chuckling] 355 00:22:05.449 --> 00:22:06.283 Come here. 356 00:22:07.784 --> 00:22:09.369 That's a good teapot. 357 00:22:14.916 --> 00:22:15.792 Huh? 358 00:22:15.876 --> 00:22:16.710 Huh? 359 00:22:20.422 --> 00:22:24.134 [henchman groaning in distorted, slowed-down speed] 360 00:22:24.217 --> 00:22:25.218 [Din] Whoa. 361 00:22:26.595 --> 00:22:27.596 What the… 362 00:22:28.221 --> 00:22:30.349 [henchmen grunting] 363 00:22:32.768 --> 00:22:35.187 [gasps] No, no, no, I didn't mean that. 364 00:22:35.270 --> 00:22:36.480 I take it back. 365 00:22:37.356 --> 00:22:38.315 Gimme that. 366 00:22:40.609 --> 00:22:41.443 Teapot. 367 00:22:42.819 --> 00:22:45.489 Give me that teapot right now. 368 00:22:49.534 --> 00:22:50.660 Huh? Oh! 369 00:22:55.874 --> 00:22:58.210 Whoa, I just kicked through a door! 370 00:22:58.293 --> 00:22:59.294 [Din yelps] 371 00:23:02.172 --> 00:23:03.757 Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine! 372 00:23:07.427 --> 00:23:08.261 [groans] 373 00:23:12.015 --> 00:23:13.308 You little twerp! 374 00:23:20.524 --> 00:23:21.858 -[menacing music] -Ah! 375 00:23:23.777 --> 00:23:24.861 [knocking at door] 376 00:23:25.362 --> 00:23:27.406 Uh… nobody's home? 377 00:23:32.327 --> 00:23:35.747 I'm done asking nicely. 378 00:23:50.512 --> 00:23:51.346 [Din yelps] 379 00:23:54.349 --> 00:23:58.353 Are you telling me a teenage boy out-fought two full-grown men? 380 00:23:58.437 --> 00:24:00.730 -Well, sir-- -Actually, three men. 381 00:24:00.814 --> 00:24:02.732 -Two-and-a-half. -You should have seen him. 382 00:24:02.816 --> 00:24:05.735 It was 1,000 punches a minute. Kicks everywhere. 383 00:24:05.819 --> 00:24:08.613 I've never seen so many arms and legs. 384 00:24:08.697 --> 00:24:10.323 [sighs] This is not good. 385 00:24:10.407 --> 00:24:12.701 The boy knows what he has. 386 00:24:12.784 --> 00:24:15.162 Sir, if I may ask, 387 00:24:15.245 --> 00:24:17.038 what exactly does he have? 388 00:24:17.539 --> 00:24:20.917 That's none of your business. I'm paying you to find it. 389 00:24:21.001 --> 00:24:23.670 -That is your only concern. -You haven't paid. 390 00:24:23.753 --> 00:24:27.632 You'll be paid when I have the teapot, beyond your wildest dreams! 391 00:24:27.716 --> 00:24:28.842 Do you understand? 392 00:24:29.468 --> 00:24:31.553 Forgive our incompetence, sir. 393 00:24:32.095 --> 00:24:34.431 But the boy did leave something behind. 394 00:24:34.514 --> 00:24:37.434 It's only a matter of time before we find him. 395 00:24:38.351 --> 00:24:40.353 [snoring] 396 00:24:41.771 --> 00:24:42.856 [snoring, gasping] 397 00:24:44.065 --> 00:24:45.150 Din, up now! 398 00:24:45.233 --> 00:24:48.778 -[groggily] How about a kick to the face? -Huh? I said up! 399 00:24:48.862 --> 00:24:50.071 [yelps, exclaims] 400 00:24:52.282 --> 00:24:54.743 -Ow. -Breakfast is on the table. 401 00:24:55.952 --> 00:24:56.828 Thanks, Mom. 402 00:24:58.246 --> 00:24:59.789 What a crazy dream. 403 00:25:01.041 --> 00:25:04.544 [distorted, slowed-down audio] 404 00:25:10.050 --> 00:25:11.218 [Din groans] 405 00:25:11.301 --> 00:25:13.595 Din, I'm working late tonight. 406 00:25:18.225 --> 00:25:20.143 So, leftovers for dinner, okay? 407 00:25:21.603 --> 00:25:22.604 [Din] Mmm! 408 00:25:23.813 --> 00:25:24.731 Delicious. 409 00:25:26.733 --> 00:25:28.568 So, leftovers for dinner. 410 00:25:29.194 --> 00:25:30.070 Yeah. 411 00:25:30.946 --> 00:25:32.322 Leftovers. 412 00:25:35.325 --> 00:25:36.409 [Din's mom] Aiya. 413 00:25:38.078 --> 00:25:39.746 Stupid shoes. 414 00:25:41.623 --> 00:25:45.502 Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be? 415 00:25:46.086 --> 00:25:49.130 Din, why are you asking silly questions? Eat. 416 00:25:49.214 --> 00:25:51.049 Okay, but seriously, Mom, 417 00:25:51.132 --> 00:25:53.426 if you could wish for anything. 418 00:25:53.510 --> 00:25:57.472 -A big house in the countryside? -Din, we went over this yesterday. 419 00:25:57.556 --> 00:26:00.267 I want you to focus on your future. 420 00:26:00.350 --> 00:26:01.768 That is what I wish for. 421 00:26:04.145 --> 00:26:07.732 I'm more focused than I've ever been in my entire life. 422 00:26:07.816 --> 00:26:11.027 Hmm. Good. Now hurry up. You're gonna be late. 423 00:26:12.362 --> 00:26:15.949 -What's that face? I know that. -I don't have a face. What? 424 00:26:16.032 --> 00:26:18.577 Go to school. Stop planning things. 425 00:26:21.329 --> 00:26:22.706 [dramatic music plays] 426 00:26:28.336 --> 00:26:30.130 Um, hello? 427 00:26:30.213 --> 00:26:31.381 Dragon thingy? 428 00:26:31.464 --> 00:26:32.549 You in there? 429 00:26:33.216 --> 00:26:34.676 [crying out] 430 00:26:35.343 --> 00:26:37.012 Excellent work, peasant boy. 431 00:26:37.095 --> 00:26:40.265 One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. 432 00:26:40.348 --> 00:26:42.434 What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? 433 00:26:42.517 --> 00:26:46.187 You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. 434 00:26:46.271 --> 00:26:48.732 I didn't wish for… Hey, that's not fair. 435 00:26:48.815 --> 00:26:49.941 You said "wish." 436 00:26:50.025 --> 00:26:54.654 Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? 437 00:26:54.738 --> 00:26:56.406 -[grunts] -Cool. 438 00:26:56.489 --> 00:26:58.325 Yes, it's all very cool. 439 00:26:58.825 --> 00:27:00.410 So, onto that second wish. 440 00:27:00.493 --> 00:27:02.829 Let me recommend the all-time favorite. 441 00:27:02.912 --> 00:27:05.415 A giant pile of gold! 442 00:27:05.498 --> 00:27:08.835 Now, repeat after me. "I wish for…" You're not talking. 443 00:27:08.918 --> 00:27:11.630 "A giant pile of…" You're not saying anything. 444 00:27:11.713 --> 00:27:13.214 Hey, stop rushing me. 445 00:27:13.298 --> 00:27:17.802 Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes. 446 00:27:17.886 --> 00:27:21.306 Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army! 447 00:27:22.390 --> 00:27:23.892 Why would I need an army? 448 00:27:24.601 --> 00:27:26.353 You're quite a simple fellow. 449 00:27:26.436 --> 00:27:29.189 Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love. 450 00:27:29.272 --> 00:27:30.357 [yelping] 451 00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:33.109 I can allow you to speak with a loved one 452 00:27:33.193 --> 00:27:35.195 on the other side of China! 453 00:27:35.695 --> 00:27:39.074 I'm a loved one. I can't hear you. You're very far away. 454 00:27:39.157 --> 00:27:43.161 -There's a wall here. It's cool, but-- -You mean, like, a cell phone? 455 00:27:43.244 --> 00:27:44.788 -[ringtone plays] -Ah! 456 00:27:45.372 --> 00:27:46.956 What dark magic is this? 457 00:27:47.040 --> 00:27:48.792 Where is the tiny orchestra? 458 00:27:48.875 --> 00:27:51.127 How do they fit in this metal box? 459 00:27:51.211 --> 00:27:53.755 Two wishes. Anything I want. 460 00:27:53.838 --> 00:27:56.591 [gasps] The birthday party. I know what I want. 461 00:27:57.509 --> 00:27:58.718 Wait, a wish? 462 00:27:58.802 --> 00:28:00.053 Yeah, yeah, a wish. 463 00:28:00.762 --> 00:28:01.888 Excellent. 464 00:28:02.472 --> 00:28:04.140 [bright, upbeat music plays] 465 00:28:04.224 --> 00:28:05.058 Ah! 466 00:28:05.892 --> 00:28:08.895 -[cars honk] -[plane whooshes] 467 00:28:09.938 --> 00:28:11.606 A giant metal bird? 468 00:28:12.941 --> 00:28:16.861 -What are you doing? -Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away! 469 00:28:18.822 --> 00:28:20.031 What are you doing? 470 00:28:20.115 --> 00:28:22.951 If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus. 471 00:28:23.034 --> 00:28:25.286 The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal? 472 00:28:25.370 --> 00:28:29.582 -How long have you been in that teapot? -Is it still the Qing Dynasty? 473 00:28:29.666 --> 00:28:31.167 -Ooh! -Long! 474 00:28:31.918 --> 00:28:33.461 How did you get in there? 475 00:28:34.087 --> 00:28:36.631 Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant. 476 00:28:36.715 --> 00:28:39.050 It's not a little man. It's television. 477 00:28:40.051 --> 00:28:40.969 What's this? 478 00:28:42.095 --> 00:28:43.096 [Din] Car. 479 00:28:43.179 --> 00:28:45.724 Ah, the spoils of war on display? 480 00:28:47.016 --> 00:28:49.728 -What is this invisible force-- -[Din] Glass! 481 00:28:50.270 --> 00:28:51.896 -What purpose-- -Stop light. 482 00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:53.940 -What in the world? -Ice cream. 483 00:28:54.023 --> 00:28:55.650 -How is this-- -Electricity. 484 00:28:55.734 --> 00:28:58.027 -I know it's all amazing-- -Amazing? 485 00:28:58.111 --> 00:29:00.530 When you've been around as long as I have, 486 00:29:00.613 --> 00:29:03.491 there's nothing in this world that could amaze-- 487 00:29:04.075 --> 00:29:05.994 "Shrimp chips." 488 00:29:06.077 --> 00:29:07.454 Peasant food, no doubt. 489 00:29:07.537 --> 00:29:10.081 [chewing loudly] 490 00:29:10.582 --> 00:29:11.791 [gasps] 491 00:29:11.875 --> 00:29:13.460 Magnificent! 492 00:29:14.836 --> 00:29:16.629 Okay, we're here. 493 00:29:16.713 --> 00:29:20.717 -You gonna make a wish now? -I will. Just wait until we get there. 494 00:29:20.800 --> 00:29:22.218 -Get where? -[horn honks] 495 00:29:22.302 --> 00:29:24.095 Great Wall of China! 496 00:29:25.096 --> 00:29:27.474 A giant chariot made of steel and glass! 497 00:29:27.557 --> 00:29:29.267 Long, this is bus. Come on. 498 00:29:29.350 --> 00:29:30.935 -Out of the way. -My word! 499 00:29:32.479 --> 00:29:33.563 [chicken clucking] 500 00:29:33.646 --> 00:29:37.066 -And watch your step. Carefully. -Thank you, kind sir. 501 00:29:37.150 --> 00:29:38.318 [Din grunting] 502 00:29:39.444 --> 00:29:42.655 -No. There must be a better… -Long, what are you doing? 503 00:29:44.032 --> 00:29:44.949 [Long] Ah! 504 00:29:45.033 --> 00:29:46.367 That's more like it. 505 00:29:47.202 --> 00:29:48.995 Long, what are you doing? 506 00:29:49.078 --> 00:29:50.789 Getting a personal carriage. 507 00:29:50.872 --> 00:29:55.418 I can't afford a personal carriage, which is why we were taking the bus. 508 00:29:55.502 --> 00:29:57.170 Did you just steal my money? 509 00:29:58.046 --> 00:30:00.173 -…we won't make the express. -Here. 510 00:30:00.256 --> 00:30:03.426 -Hey, where did you get this? -You know, magic. 511 00:30:06.805 --> 00:30:07.722 [chuckles] 512 00:30:07.806 --> 00:30:09.599 I, uh, had a really big lunch. 513 00:30:15.814 --> 00:30:17.315 This is more like it! 514 00:30:17.398 --> 00:30:19.275 [splutters, yelps] 515 00:30:20.276 --> 00:30:21.277 Huh? 516 00:30:22.570 --> 00:30:24.155 Uh, what is this? 517 00:30:24.239 --> 00:30:25.448 Traffic. 518 00:30:25.532 --> 00:30:26.407 Traffic. 519 00:30:26.908 --> 00:30:29.327 -That some kind of national holiday? -Ha! 520 00:30:30.036 --> 00:30:35.667 You mean to tell me this happens every single day? 521 00:30:36.709 --> 00:30:38.711 [horns honking] 522 00:30:39.462 --> 00:30:41.297 [Long groans] 523 00:30:41.381 --> 00:30:43.383 The sun is moving faster than us. 524 00:30:45.635 --> 00:30:47.345 This is worse than my teapot. 525 00:30:47.428 --> 00:30:52.141 Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just-- 526 00:30:52.225 --> 00:30:53.351 Yes, go ahead. 527 00:30:53.434 --> 00:30:55.979 Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic! 528 00:30:56.062 --> 00:30:59.065 -Look, Din, you're gonna have to use-- -[honking] 529 00:30:59.148 --> 00:31:00.567 You're gonna have to-- 530 00:31:00.650 --> 00:31:02.193 You're going to have to-- 531 00:31:02.944 --> 00:31:05.154 -You're gonna have to use-- -[honks] 532 00:31:05.238 --> 00:31:06.072 Use a wish! 533 00:31:06.155 --> 00:31:09.617 You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go! 534 00:31:09.701 --> 00:31:13.913 Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all! 535 00:31:13.997 --> 00:31:16.749 You know, Long, we'll get there eventually. 536 00:31:16.833 --> 00:31:19.377 Even if it takes all day. 537 00:31:19.961 --> 00:31:20.962 All day? 538 00:31:21.045 --> 00:31:24.257 I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks. [sighs] 539 00:31:24.340 --> 00:31:27.343 If only I had a magical dragon that could fly. 540 00:31:27.427 --> 00:31:29.554 I know what you're trying. Not gonna work. 541 00:31:29.637 --> 00:31:33.766 I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic. 542 00:31:33.850 --> 00:31:38.271 Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait? 543 00:31:38.354 --> 00:31:39.772 [jaunty ring tone plays] 544 00:31:39.856 --> 00:31:41.065 Not gonna work, Din. 545 00:31:41.149 --> 00:31:43.151 [ring tone continues] 546 00:31:43.943 --> 00:31:45.236 Use your wish, Din. 547 00:31:52.493 --> 00:31:55.622 [indistinct chatter from TV] 548 00:31:56.706 --> 00:32:00.585 -[overlapping chatter] -[honking] 549 00:32:04.756 --> 00:32:05.632 [Long] Fine! 550 00:32:06.341 --> 00:32:07.717 [Din] Ah! 551 00:32:08.343 --> 00:32:09.636 [yelping] 552 00:32:23.149 --> 00:32:25.068 Careful what you don't wish for. 553 00:32:25.151 --> 00:32:28.696 -Push me too far, I will not hesitate to-- -Fly everywhere? 554 00:32:28.780 --> 00:32:32.033 You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do? 555 00:32:32.909 --> 00:32:35.119 Well, that's very-- Ah! 556 00:32:35.203 --> 00:32:37.121 [plane whooshes] 557 00:32:37.205 --> 00:32:40.333 [chuckles awkwardly] Anyways, where are we going? 558 00:32:40.416 --> 00:32:42.085 Ah, there it is! Down there. 559 00:32:42.168 --> 00:32:44.003 [energetic music plays] 560 00:32:44.087 --> 00:32:45.797 [Din cheering] 561 00:32:48.216 --> 00:32:49.300 We're here. 562 00:32:49.384 --> 00:32:51.135 -Wishing time. -Ah! 563 00:32:51.719 --> 00:32:54.138 Excellent. I see where this is going. 564 00:32:54.222 --> 00:32:57.600 Now, when choosing a palace, it is very important that-- 565 00:33:00.103 --> 00:33:01.688 Uh, what are you do-- 566 00:33:01.771 --> 00:33:04.607 -[groans] -Quit goofing off. This is serious. 567 00:33:05.358 --> 00:33:06.693 Okay, what's the wish? 568 00:33:06.776 --> 00:33:07.944 Okay, you see her? 569 00:33:08.027 --> 00:33:09.153 Hi, good evening. 570 00:33:09.237 --> 00:33:11.948 -Thank you for coming. -Li Na, happy birthday. 571 00:33:12.031 --> 00:33:12.865 How are you? 572 00:33:13.533 --> 00:33:15.576 That's my second wish, Long. 573 00:33:15.660 --> 00:33:17.745 -I wish-- -Stop, stop, stop! 574 00:33:18.246 --> 00:33:21.207 -I can't do love. -What? No, Long, it's not-- 575 00:33:21.290 --> 00:33:24.252 Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, 576 00:33:24.335 --> 00:33:28.464 and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. 577 00:33:28.548 --> 00:33:31.259 No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. 578 00:33:31.342 --> 00:33:32.844 She's my best friend. 579 00:33:32.927 --> 00:33:34.137 That's my wish. 580 00:33:35.054 --> 00:33:36.514 I want my friend back. 581 00:33:39.308 --> 00:33:42.937 Wait, rewind. You can wish for anything in the whole world, 582 00:33:43.021 --> 00:33:44.731 and you waste it on a friend? 583 00:33:44.814 --> 00:33:47.191 What could be more important? 584 00:33:48.651 --> 00:33:51.195 -Is that a trick question? -No. 585 00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:52.947 Literally anything else. 586 00:33:53.031 --> 00:33:57.285 Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, 587 00:33:57.368 --> 00:34:01.664 an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl? 588 00:34:02.749 --> 00:34:05.251 Oh! That's right. 589 00:34:05.334 --> 00:34:07.795 Sorry, I can't expect you to understand. 590 00:34:07.879 --> 00:34:10.715 I haven't explained everything. Down, please. 591 00:34:12.759 --> 00:34:16.721 Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze. 592 00:34:17.764 --> 00:34:20.099 A lonely boy waits after school. Me. 593 00:34:20.183 --> 00:34:24.645 Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor. Then we… 594 00:34:24.729 --> 00:34:28.066 [Long] This is really happening. This should be so easy. 595 00:34:28.149 --> 00:34:32.820 Three wishes and I'm done. But no, I get stuck with this simpleton. 596 00:34:32.904 --> 00:34:35.406 Just look at him with his mindless grin. 597 00:34:35.490 --> 00:34:37.909 So naive. So ignorant. 598 00:34:37.992 --> 00:34:39.869 So stupid. 599 00:34:40.495 --> 00:34:41.454 Why? 600 00:34:42.038 --> 00:34:43.998 What have I done to deserve this? 601 00:34:44.082 --> 00:34:48.086 And then she drove away and I never saw her again. 602 00:34:50.379 --> 00:34:54.050 It's okay, Long. I get emotional too just talking about it. 603 00:34:54.801 --> 00:34:56.511 [groaning] 604 00:34:56.594 --> 00:35:01.015 I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? 605 00:35:01.099 --> 00:35:05.103 What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. 606 00:35:05.186 --> 00:35:07.355 A wish! Why didn't you just say so? 607 00:35:07.438 --> 00:35:09.398 Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. 608 00:35:09.482 --> 00:35:12.819 All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! 609 00:35:12.902 --> 00:35:13.903 [whoosh, poof] 610 00:35:14.946 --> 00:35:17.740 Done and done. Now, onto that final wish. 611 00:35:17.824 --> 00:35:19.075 [neighs] 612 00:35:20.701 --> 00:35:21.702 What is this? 613 00:35:23.329 --> 00:35:25.206 What? I made you a prince. 614 00:35:25.289 --> 00:35:27.542 No, no, I said princeling. 615 00:35:27.625 --> 00:35:30.336 Like one of those guys with the fancy suit, 616 00:35:30.419 --> 00:35:32.755 the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car, 617 00:35:32.839 --> 00:35:35.258 -the personal assistant-- -[splutters] 618 00:35:35.341 --> 00:35:38.261 That's like ten different wishes. You have two. 619 00:35:38.344 --> 00:35:41.764 Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today? 620 00:35:41.848 --> 00:35:45.184 You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours? 621 00:35:45.268 --> 00:35:46.727 I don't care about that. 622 00:35:46.811 --> 00:35:50.857 I just need to reconnect with Li Na. She won't care if I'm poor. 623 00:35:51.649 --> 00:35:53.693 [laughs] I'm sorry I'm laughing, 624 00:35:53.776 --> 00:35:58.281 but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Of course she'll care. 625 00:35:58.364 --> 00:36:01.409 Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours. 626 00:36:01.492 --> 00:36:03.369 Shoot me with your magic juice. 627 00:36:05.037 --> 00:36:06.831 Fine, 24 hours. 628 00:36:09.250 --> 00:36:10.084 Perfect! 629 00:36:10.168 --> 00:36:11.586 And the car. 630 00:36:13.754 --> 00:36:14.839 Whoa. 631 00:36:14.922 --> 00:36:15.756 Perfect. 632 00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:20.511 And the personal assistant who has to do everything I ask for the next 24 hours. 633 00:36:21.179 --> 00:36:22.180 [groans] 634 00:36:25.683 --> 00:36:29.604 Long, you look good as a human. Now, walking can be tricky, but-- 635 00:36:30.938 --> 00:36:32.565 Okay, party time. 636 00:36:32.648 --> 00:36:34.442 [tires screech] 637 00:36:40.990 --> 00:36:42.283 Oh, uh. 638 00:36:43.034 --> 00:36:47.288 [bald man] Good afternoon. I'd like to inquire about a customer. 639 00:36:47.371 --> 00:36:49.790 [clerk] Sorry, I can't give out… [grunts] 640 00:36:55.671 --> 00:36:56.714 Follow me. 641 00:37:02.470 --> 00:37:03.596 [tires screech] 642 00:37:04.597 --> 00:37:08.851 [triumphant music plays] 643 00:37:12.063 --> 00:37:13.397 [all gasp] 644 00:37:13.481 --> 00:37:16.984 [chuckles] Oh, yeah. Now, these are my kind of people. 645 00:37:17.068 --> 00:37:19.362 The servants' entrance is around back. 646 00:37:21.781 --> 00:37:23.783 [classical music plays] 647 00:37:24.408 --> 00:37:25.243 Whoa. 648 00:37:26.160 --> 00:37:27.245 This is amazing. 649 00:37:28.162 --> 00:37:29.372 Oh, you got in. 650 00:37:29.455 --> 00:37:32.875 -I've never been so humiliated in-- -Coat check, thank you. 651 00:37:35.127 --> 00:37:36.045 There she is. 652 00:37:36.712 --> 00:37:37.880 She looks so… 653 00:37:38.798 --> 00:37:39.757 important. 654 00:37:40.424 --> 00:37:42.677 -Li Na. -It's so good to see you again. 655 00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:45.012 How does it feel to be 19, dear? 656 00:37:45.096 --> 00:37:48.975 Oh, well, I've actually been feeling really confused lately-- 657 00:37:49.058 --> 00:37:53.479 Great, dear. What would you say about being the new face of Shin Makeup? 658 00:37:53.562 --> 00:37:57.108 Actually, I no longer rep products that use animal testing. 659 00:37:57.191 --> 00:37:59.443 -Where's your father? -Li Na? 660 00:37:59.527 --> 00:38:01.445 I'll have him sign the contract. 661 00:38:01.529 --> 00:38:03.990 -Li Na! -It's so great to see you again! 662 00:38:04.073 --> 00:38:06.033 I want to talk about your future. 663 00:38:06.117 --> 00:38:08.202 I've been thinking about my future. 664 00:38:08.286 --> 00:38:12.248 Inflatable bras, the future of fashion. I want you to be a part. 665 00:38:12.331 --> 00:38:14.667 -Yeah, I'm not sure-- -That's great! 666 00:38:14.750 --> 00:38:16.877 I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP. 667 00:38:16.961 --> 00:38:20.089 -Happy birthday! -It's so-- Oh, it's you, Buckley. 668 00:38:20.172 --> 00:38:23.175 We're halfway through the list. You're doing great. 669 00:38:23.259 --> 00:38:25.720 Yeah, great. Any word from my dad? 670 00:38:25.803 --> 00:38:28.055 He's working hard, just like we are. 671 00:38:28.139 --> 00:38:30.641 So, how about a little bit less of this, 672 00:38:30.725 --> 00:38:32.059 and more of this! 673 00:38:32.143 --> 00:38:34.395 All right, Din. [exhales] Here we go. 674 00:38:34.895 --> 00:38:36.605 Got it. Game face. 675 00:38:36.689 --> 00:38:38.941 -Whoo. Here we go! -Hi, Li Na! Happy-- 676 00:38:39.025 --> 00:38:41.360 Hi, it's so great to see you again. 677 00:38:41.444 --> 00:38:46.198 -Oh, i feel that same way. So-- -This is just the greatest day of my life. 678 00:38:46.282 --> 00:38:47.950 Uh, wow, you too? 679 00:38:48.034 --> 00:38:51.537 Uh, wait, before I forget, I brought you a little something. 680 00:38:51.620 --> 00:38:55.291 -Hi, it's so good to see you again. -Actually, we never met. 681 00:38:55.374 --> 00:38:58.085 -If I may? -Hi, it's so great to see you again. 682 00:39:01.422 --> 00:39:03.257 So, how's your best friend? 683 00:39:03.841 --> 00:39:05.760 I… I don't know what happened. 684 00:39:05.843 --> 00:39:07.595 She didn't even recognize me. 685 00:39:07.678 --> 00:39:10.473 Great. Dreams crushed. We're done here, right? 686 00:39:10.556 --> 00:39:11.932 I'll have two to go. 687 00:39:12.016 --> 00:39:15.019 [emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, time for a treat. 688 00:39:15.603 --> 00:39:18.939 If we could have the birthday girl and her father come to the dance floor… 689 00:39:19.023 --> 00:39:20.316 There she is. 690 00:39:20.399 --> 00:39:24.153 And now her father, Mr. Wang, come to the stage. 691 00:39:24.236 --> 00:39:25.821 Calling Mr. Wang! 692 00:39:25.905 --> 00:39:28.366 -Come on, Dad. Don't be shy. -Mr. Wang? 693 00:39:28.449 --> 00:39:30.451 Mr. Wang, come on down! 694 00:39:30.534 --> 00:39:33.037 I'm sure he'll be here any second. 695 00:39:33.120 --> 00:39:34.413 Mr. Wang. 696 00:39:34.497 --> 00:39:36.415 Wang? Do I have the right name? 697 00:39:36.499 --> 00:39:40.252 What kind of father doesn't show up to his daughter's birthday? 698 00:39:40.336 --> 00:39:42.046 -[man 2] I know. -Come on. 699 00:39:42.129 --> 00:39:45.424 -We gotta do something. -[emcee] Mic was on. I apologize. 700 00:39:45.508 --> 00:39:49.387 [Din] Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention here. 701 00:39:49.470 --> 00:39:51.931 It's time for the entertainment portion. 702 00:39:52.014 --> 00:39:53.849 Long, make some smoke. Lights. 703 00:39:53.933 --> 00:39:55.851 [electronic music playing] 704 00:39:55.935 --> 00:40:00.523 [Din] From the streets of Shaolin, kung fu like you've never seen it before. 705 00:40:00.606 --> 00:40:03.943 Introducing the great master! 706 00:40:04.026 --> 00:40:05.194 [whoosh] 707 00:40:05.277 --> 00:40:06.654 [crowd gasps, applauds] 708 00:40:06.737 --> 00:40:08.989 Trained in the art of Dragon Style. 709 00:40:09.073 --> 00:40:10.408 [crowd] Ooh! 710 00:40:19.417 --> 00:40:22.253 Now, everyone, keep your eyes on the stage as I… 711 00:40:26.841 --> 00:40:28.175 [exclaiming] 712 00:40:30.261 --> 00:40:31.595 [applause, cheering] 713 00:40:37.226 --> 00:40:40.271 Uh, that's it. Show's over. Thank you, folks. Bye! 714 00:40:40.354 --> 00:40:41.939 Personal assistant. 715 00:40:42.022 --> 00:40:43.816 Never been so insulted. 716 00:40:43.899 --> 00:40:45.401 Lucky number eight! 717 00:40:46.026 --> 00:40:49.488 Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche? 718 00:40:49.572 --> 00:40:52.575 You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you? 719 00:40:52.658 --> 00:40:54.201 Uh, no. 720 00:40:55.035 --> 00:40:56.954 [mockingly] No. [hiccups] 721 00:40:57.580 --> 00:40:58.539 Oh, no. 722 00:40:58.622 --> 00:41:01.333 What's a man like you doing all by himself? 723 00:41:02.585 --> 00:41:06.255 So true. Who needs wine when you have good company? 724 00:41:06.338 --> 00:41:08.841 I believe you've misunder-- [hiccups] 725 00:41:08.924 --> 00:41:12.136 [laughs] I don't normally move this fast, but… 726 00:41:13.471 --> 00:41:15.055 Sorry, must run. 727 00:41:16.098 --> 00:41:17.099 Hello… 728 00:41:19.018 --> 00:41:19.852 Li Na? 729 00:41:21.187 --> 00:41:23.314 Oh, handsome? 730 00:41:24.565 --> 00:41:26.567 Playing hard to get, I see. 731 00:41:29.028 --> 00:41:31.530 Water. Water. I just need water. 732 00:41:32.364 --> 00:41:33.616 [panting] 733 00:41:36.202 --> 00:41:37.203 [sighs in relief] 734 00:41:41.415 --> 00:41:42.291 Refreshing. 735 00:41:49.507 --> 00:41:51.133 [spluttering] 736 00:41:53.677 --> 00:41:54.720 Where's that kid? 737 00:42:08.234 --> 00:42:09.276 Hello? 738 00:42:10.152 --> 00:42:13.405 -Li Na, is that you? -Go away. I'm busy. 739 00:42:13.989 --> 00:42:16.450 Ah, yeah, I can see you're busy. 740 00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:18.077 Yes, very busy. 741 00:42:19.036 --> 00:42:20.079 Okay, I… I just… 742 00:42:21.038 --> 00:42:24.708 I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing. 743 00:42:25.834 --> 00:42:27.086 I was just trying to… 744 00:42:29.588 --> 00:42:31.590 I know what you were trying to do. 745 00:42:33.509 --> 00:42:34.343 Thanks. 746 00:42:38.305 --> 00:42:40.558 [muffled crying] 747 00:42:41.517 --> 00:42:42.518 Are you okay? 748 00:42:44.353 --> 00:42:45.187 Yeah. 749 00:42:45.896 --> 00:42:46.772 I'm fine. 750 00:42:46.855 --> 00:42:48.857 [Li Na sobbing] 751 00:42:49.525 --> 00:42:51.068 Here, take this. 752 00:42:51.151 --> 00:42:52.528 Thank you. 753 00:42:52.611 --> 00:42:53.946 [Li Na blowing nose] 754 00:42:54.530 --> 00:42:55.614 [Li Na blows nose] 755 00:42:58.117 --> 00:43:02.663 Just… just one night out of the whole year, 756 00:43:02.746 --> 00:43:05.708 I thought maybe he could make time. 757 00:43:06.709 --> 00:43:09.211 I don't know why I'm letting it get to me. 758 00:43:09.795 --> 00:43:10.879 I'm sorry. 759 00:43:11.422 --> 00:43:14.883 This is so embarrassing. I don't normally cry like this. 760 00:43:19.722 --> 00:43:22.474 Here, you got a little something on your face. 761 00:43:26.145 --> 00:43:28.564 Yeah, it's not really coming off. 762 00:43:29.940 --> 00:43:33.402 [gasps] I'm sorry. I must look totally crazy. 763 00:43:33.986 --> 00:43:35.279 No, no. 764 00:43:35.946 --> 00:43:39.199 I just… don't know what else to do. 765 00:43:39.742 --> 00:43:44.288 It's like, I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me, 766 00:43:44.872 --> 00:43:48.542 and I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud, 767 00:43:48.626 --> 00:43:52.421 but… no matter how hard I try, I just feel like… 768 00:43:53.547 --> 00:43:54.590 Like… 769 00:43:54.673 --> 00:43:56.425 [both] Something is missing. 770 00:43:58.802 --> 00:43:59.637 Exactly. 771 00:44:00.220 --> 00:44:02.139 [poignant music plays] 772 00:44:04.850 --> 00:44:06.852 [woman] There you are, snake eyes. 773 00:44:08.729 --> 00:44:10.981 I'm sorry, do I-- 774 00:44:11.065 --> 00:44:12.608 Oh! Ah! 775 00:44:12.691 --> 00:44:14.485 Oh, jeez, are you okay? 776 00:44:14.985 --> 00:44:16.111 I'm fine. 777 00:44:16.195 --> 00:44:18.072 [both laugh] 778 00:44:18.155 --> 00:44:18.989 Here. 779 00:44:20.783 --> 00:44:21.700 Thanks. 780 00:44:23.202 --> 00:44:27.790 I'm sorry for being so rude. I don't think I got your name earlier. 781 00:44:27.873 --> 00:44:30.709 Have we met before? 782 00:44:31.502 --> 00:44:34.171 Um, well, actually… 783 00:44:35.255 --> 00:44:36.382 I'm-- 784 00:44:36.465 --> 00:44:39.176 There you are. Miss Wang, thank goodness. 785 00:44:39.259 --> 00:44:42.346 Just in time. Your father will be here any second. 786 00:44:42.429 --> 00:44:44.556 -He made it? -Uh, yes. 787 00:44:45.140 --> 00:44:47.351 [tablet chimes] 788 00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:50.145 Li Na! There you are. 789 00:44:50.229 --> 00:44:54.274 -Oh. Hi, Dad. -Buckley informs me the party was perfect. 790 00:44:54.358 --> 00:44:56.985 Oh! Uh, yes, it was. 791 00:44:57.069 --> 00:44:59.279 -Thank you, Dad. -You had a good time? 792 00:44:59.363 --> 00:45:02.366 Yes, of course. I spoke to everyone you wanted me to 793 00:45:02.449 --> 00:45:07.162 and I think I was able to make some really important… connections. 794 00:45:08.205 --> 00:45:10.666 Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go. 795 00:45:10.749 --> 00:45:13.210 Here, I brought you something special. 796 00:45:13.919 --> 00:45:15.629 -[clears throat] -Oh! Uh… 797 00:45:15.713 --> 00:45:17.881 -Here you are. -Go ahead. Open it! 798 00:45:17.965 --> 00:45:21.552 I had to send my assistant to half the jewelers in Shanghai. 799 00:45:21.635 --> 00:45:22.594 It's true. 800 00:45:22.678 --> 00:45:26.390 -I know you appreciate something special. -Oh, of course. 801 00:45:26.473 --> 00:45:28.892 Just as much as last year. 802 00:45:28.976 --> 00:45:29.935 Thank you, Dad. 803 00:45:30.018 --> 00:45:33.814 Oh, uh, did I? Na Na, I'm sorry. You know, I-- 804 00:45:33.897 --> 00:45:37.526 Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right? 805 00:45:37.609 --> 00:45:40.654 Excuse me, I… I didn't see you there, young man. 806 00:45:40.738 --> 00:45:43.198 Allow me to get you a closer look, sir. 807 00:45:44.283 --> 00:45:45.117 Here you are. 808 00:45:45.826 --> 00:45:49.913 [Mr. Wang] Good quality leather, excellent suit, Rolex. 809 00:45:49.997 --> 00:45:52.541 And what's the family business? 810 00:45:52.624 --> 00:45:54.668 Uh, dumplings! 811 00:45:54.752 --> 00:45:58.422 I mean, Dumpling House. I mean, restaurants in general. 812 00:45:58.505 --> 00:45:59.339 All of them. 813 00:45:59.423 --> 00:46:02.885 Ah, a young man of means, I see. Reminds me of myself. 814 00:46:02.968 --> 00:46:04.595 You two should have lunch. 815 00:46:04.678 --> 00:46:06.054 -Dad! -Uh, yes. 816 00:46:06.138 --> 00:46:09.099 -Of course. I'd love that. -Excellent. 817 00:46:09.183 --> 00:46:12.186 Let's have arrangements made. Forgive my manners. 818 00:46:12.269 --> 00:46:13.687 I didn't get your name. 819 00:46:13.771 --> 00:46:14.938 Oh, I'm… 820 00:46:17.566 --> 00:46:19.568 -Dan. -Pleasure to meet you, Dan. 821 00:46:19.651 --> 00:46:21.445 Where would you like to go? 822 00:46:21.528 --> 00:46:24.615 The Pearl Tower's excellent. I have a reservation-- 823 00:46:24.698 --> 00:46:29.995 -Excuse me, sir. A very important call. -Just give me a few minutes. 824 00:46:30.078 --> 00:46:32.956 Sir, they said they need to talk now. 825 00:46:33.040 --> 00:46:35.125 [sighs] Put them on. 826 00:46:36.043 --> 00:46:38.420 Good evening, sorry to keep you waiting. 827 00:46:39.630 --> 00:46:42.466 So, um, would you really like to-- 828 00:46:42.549 --> 00:46:44.760 Yes. Yeah. [chuckles] 829 00:46:45.469 --> 00:46:47.054 See you tomorrow, Dan. 830 00:46:49.890 --> 00:46:52.309 We talked and it was just like old times. 831 00:46:52.392 --> 00:46:55.354 We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it? 832 00:46:55.437 --> 00:46:57.773 I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is. 833 00:46:57.856 --> 00:46:59.358 Everything is going to plan! 834 00:46:59.441 --> 00:47:01.485 Oh, really, Dan. 835 00:47:01.568 --> 00:47:04.863 Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right. 836 00:47:04.947 --> 00:47:07.783 You're not gonna, because there is no right time. 837 00:47:07.866 --> 00:47:10.494 You're the peasant, she's the princess. 838 00:47:10.577 --> 00:47:13.539 Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends. 839 00:47:14.540 --> 00:47:17.501 -Good? -No, not good. Terribly. Horribly! 840 00:47:17.584 --> 00:47:22.047 Long, we have a special bond that runs deeper than money or status. 841 00:47:22.130 --> 00:47:23.173 Why'd you lie? 842 00:47:23.757 --> 00:47:25.092 Well, I… uh… 843 00:47:25.175 --> 00:47:26.176 I'll tell you. 844 00:47:26.260 --> 00:47:30.681 Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart. 845 00:47:30.764 --> 00:47:33.517 You should learn to have faith in humanity. 846 00:47:33.600 --> 00:47:37.646 I've been around for 1,000 years. I know how humans work. Not you. 847 00:47:37.729 --> 00:47:40.899 -Poor Long. I see your problem. -You're my problem. 848 00:47:40.983 --> 00:47:43.902 I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand 849 00:47:43.986 --> 00:47:45.696 the power of human friendship. 850 00:47:45.779 --> 00:47:49.283 It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here. 851 00:47:49.366 --> 00:47:52.202 I had a million friends when I was human. Oh, no. 852 00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:54.913 Long, 853 00:47:55.414 --> 00:47:57.708 -were you a-- -Yes, yes, I was human. 854 00:47:57.791 --> 00:48:00.961 For heaven's sake, have you even looked at the teapot? 855 00:48:01.044 --> 00:48:03.672 And I was the best human ever! 856 00:48:04.256 --> 00:48:08.093 One of the most beloved, respected lords in history! You know why? 857 00:48:09.219 --> 00:48:11.054 -You had a lot of friends? -No! 858 00:48:11.138 --> 00:48:15.267 I had all the wealth and land and power, and everyone loved me for it. 859 00:48:15.893 --> 00:48:18.979 Wait, if you're so great, why haven't I heard of you? 860 00:48:19.062 --> 00:48:24.026 We-- Well, obviously some jealous rival took credit for everything after I died. 861 00:48:24.902 --> 00:48:27.654 You died. The heavens made you a Wish Dragon? 862 00:48:27.738 --> 00:48:29.323 Yes, as a reward. 863 00:48:29.406 --> 00:48:32.534 -You don't seem happy. -I'm very happy. 864 00:48:32.618 --> 00:48:35.037 So, if you would just use your last wish, 865 00:48:35.120 --> 00:48:38.457 and wish for the same thing as every other master, 866 00:48:38.540 --> 00:48:39.666 then I can be done 867 00:48:39.750 --> 00:48:42.002 and leave this wretched world. 868 00:48:42.085 --> 00:48:44.212 And finally return back to heaven, 869 00:48:44.296 --> 00:48:48.634 where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor home with a parade. 870 00:48:50.636 --> 00:48:52.304 They have parades in heaven? 871 00:48:52.387 --> 00:48:53.388 [Long sighs] 872 00:48:53.472 --> 00:48:57.643 My point is there's a simple solution to every problem in the world. 873 00:48:57.726 --> 00:48:59.436 Including yours. Use it. 874 00:49:01.021 --> 00:49:04.900 So, that's what you've learned after all these years? 875 00:49:05.484 --> 00:49:06.401 Yes. 876 00:49:11.531 --> 00:49:13.075 -[watch chimes] -[gasps] 877 00:49:13.158 --> 00:49:15.786 Crap, ten o'clock? My mom's getting off work. 878 00:49:15.869 --> 00:49:18.330 Long, we gotta go! Hurry! Let's go! 879 00:49:18.413 --> 00:49:19.998 [groans] 880 00:49:20.082 --> 00:49:23.752 [Mr. Wang] Sir, surely you can extend the loan one more week. 881 00:49:23.835 --> 00:49:26.088 I promise, I can pay you back, sir. 882 00:49:26.755 --> 00:49:29.174 Foreclosure? Please, sir. I'm begging you. 883 00:49:29.257 --> 00:49:31.551 This company is my life's work. 884 00:49:31.635 --> 00:49:33.512 I have a family and a respons-- 885 00:49:33.595 --> 00:49:35.013 [disconnect tone drones] 886 00:49:35.097 --> 00:49:37.808 -Is everything all right, sir? -It's fine. 887 00:49:38.350 --> 00:49:39.184 Just… 888 00:49:39.726 --> 00:49:42.229 just don't tell Li Na about any of this. 889 00:49:46.525 --> 00:49:47.526 [sighs] 890 00:50:06.753 --> 00:50:08.672 Well, have you found it? 891 00:50:08.755 --> 00:50:11.091 We've located the boy's apartment, sir. 892 00:50:11.174 --> 00:50:12.092 Yes, and? 893 00:50:12.175 --> 00:50:15.971 There's no way he can come or go without being caught. 894 00:50:16.054 --> 00:50:16.888 Good. 895 00:50:21.560 --> 00:50:23.979 Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal. 896 00:50:24.062 --> 00:50:26.857 -Lights on. -Think you can bring Li Na to this dump? 897 00:50:26.940 --> 00:50:28.442 Quiet, you! Homework out. 898 00:50:28.525 --> 00:50:30.402 Her fridge is bigger than this apartment. 899 00:50:30.485 --> 00:50:34.239 If you're not gonna say something helpful, don't say anything. 900 00:50:34.322 --> 00:50:35.574 She's here! 901 00:50:37.534 --> 00:50:38.869 Uh, your suit. 902 00:50:38.952 --> 00:50:40.495 Huh? Oh, no! 903 00:50:40.579 --> 00:50:41.580 [fabric rips] 904 00:50:42.748 --> 00:50:44.374 Din, I brought you some… 905 00:50:45.125 --> 00:50:48.378 Hello, Mother. Sure is hot out tonight, isn't it? 906 00:50:49.171 --> 00:50:52.090 No, it's freezing. You coming down with something? 907 00:50:52.174 --> 00:50:54.843 Oh, no. Just… studying. 908 00:50:54.926 --> 00:50:56.887 Okay. Here. 909 00:50:56.970 --> 00:51:00.724 -I'll heat you up some leftovers. -Li Na will love leftovers. 910 00:51:00.807 --> 00:51:02.392 -Hey, stop it! -Stop what? 911 00:51:02.476 --> 00:51:06.313 Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine. 912 00:51:06.396 --> 00:51:07.898 You don't seem fine. 913 00:51:08.648 --> 00:51:11.401 -How was school? -Great. School was great. 914 00:51:11.485 --> 00:51:13.361 You lie to everyone, not just yourself. 915 00:51:13.445 --> 00:51:14.863 -Leave me alone. -Fine. 916 00:51:15.947 --> 00:51:17.699 [gasps] No, Mom. I was just… 917 00:51:17.783 --> 00:51:22.954 -You know where to find me. -…talking to somebody else. 918 00:51:23.538 --> 00:51:26.166 Din, I'm going to ask you a question. 919 00:51:26.249 --> 00:51:28.293 Remember, I'm your mother. 920 00:51:28.376 --> 00:51:30.087 You can tell me the truth. 921 00:51:30.587 --> 00:51:31.630 Uh-huh. 922 00:51:31.713 --> 00:51:33.465 Are you… 923 00:51:34.091 --> 00:51:35.926 drinking alcohol? 924 00:51:36.009 --> 00:51:39.513 -No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking. -Where are you hiding it? 925 00:51:39.596 --> 00:51:43.100 Don't lie to me! Staying out late! Skipping school! 926 00:51:43.183 --> 00:51:45.519 -You're acting crazy all the time. -Mom! 927 00:51:45.602 --> 00:51:48.772 I am your mother! I know when something is wrong. 928 00:51:48.855 --> 00:51:50.649 -What is it? -Nothing is wrong! 929 00:51:50.732 --> 00:51:53.860 Just tell me the truth. Whatever it is, I can help. 930 00:51:54.402 --> 00:51:55.904 Mom, you can't. 931 00:51:56.822 --> 00:51:57.656 Believe me. 932 00:51:58.532 --> 00:51:59.366 You can't. 933 00:52:00.325 --> 00:52:01.493 Go to your room. 934 00:52:01.576 --> 00:52:03.787 Don't come out if you're going to disrespect me. 935 00:52:03.870 --> 00:52:04.996 -I wasn't-- -Go! 936 00:52:05.080 --> 00:52:05.914 Fine! 937 00:52:08.917 --> 00:52:10.961 [groans] I hate this place. 938 00:52:16.299 --> 00:52:19.010 -They're really going at it. -Bring that chair. 939 00:52:19.094 --> 00:52:20.220 Popcorn, anyone? 940 00:52:20.303 --> 00:52:21.638 I can hear you. 941 00:52:21.721 --> 00:52:23.098 [neighbors clamoring] 942 00:52:23.181 --> 00:52:25.100 [poignant music playing] 943 00:52:26.434 --> 00:52:27.394 [Din's mom] Din. 944 00:52:28.562 --> 00:52:29.396 Here. 945 00:52:34.651 --> 00:52:35.485 You… 946 00:52:37.070 --> 00:52:38.446 you need a real dinner. 947 00:52:39.698 --> 00:52:40.574 Thanks. 948 00:52:41.658 --> 00:52:42.659 Sorry, Mom. 949 00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:53.086 [slurps] 950 00:53:08.226 --> 00:53:12.522 Hey, little buddy. You're so cute. You have family? Are you hungry? 951 00:53:12.606 --> 00:53:16.234 You're such a cute, fluffy, little, hairy-faced… [babbling] 952 00:53:17.152 --> 00:53:19.154 -It's him! Wake up! -Huh? Huh? 953 00:53:19.237 --> 00:53:21.364 -Hey, boss! Boss! -Hey, boss! 954 00:53:21.448 --> 00:53:23.533 -[short henchman] Boss! -The boy! 955 00:53:23.617 --> 00:53:25.619 [intense music plays] 956 00:53:30.457 --> 00:53:31.541 [engine revs] 957 00:53:37.547 --> 00:53:38.548 Impossible. 958 00:53:44.304 --> 00:53:46.264 Okay, Din. You can do this. 959 00:53:46.348 --> 00:53:47.974 Just tell her the truth. 960 00:53:48.058 --> 00:53:50.185 -[elevator dings] -Good evening, sir. 961 00:53:53.104 --> 00:53:55.106 -Oh, hey, Dan! -Hey! 962 00:53:55.190 --> 00:53:59.236 -Sir, may I take your jacket? -My jacket? I just got this. 963 00:53:59.319 --> 00:54:01.363 [chuckles] Good one, Dan. 964 00:54:02.447 --> 00:54:03.990 [chuckles] Yeah, good one. 965 00:54:04.074 --> 00:54:06.701 Sure. I have plenty more of these at home. 966 00:54:06.785 --> 00:54:09.913 -Thank you. Here you are. -Here. 967 00:54:12.415 --> 00:54:14.334 Sorry about all the fuss. 968 00:54:14.417 --> 00:54:16.503 My dad insists on "only the best." 969 00:54:18.046 --> 00:54:21.591 Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you. 970 00:54:21.675 --> 00:54:23.468 I know what you're gonna say. 971 00:54:23.551 --> 00:54:24.636 -You do? -Yes. 972 00:54:25.220 --> 00:54:27.973 It's so nice to meet someone from a respectable family 973 00:54:28.056 --> 00:54:30.433 that you enjoy talking to, right? 974 00:54:30.517 --> 00:54:32.978 -Oh. -Madame, your table is ready. 975 00:54:33.520 --> 00:54:35.522 Right. Respectable. 976 00:54:36.273 --> 00:54:39.234 Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family. 977 00:54:39.317 --> 00:54:42.737 No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned. 978 00:54:42.821 --> 00:54:45.865 -It's exactly what I predicted. -I need your help. 979 00:54:45.949 --> 00:54:48.618 You were from royalty. Tell me what to do. 980 00:54:48.702 --> 00:54:50.829 Fine. Do exactly what I say. 981 00:54:50.912 --> 00:54:53.957 -Okay. Deal. -Sir, could I offer you a hot tow-- 982 00:54:54.499 --> 00:54:56.960 You shouldn't let commoners talk to you. 983 00:54:57.043 --> 00:54:58.503 -Really? -Sir, I just-- 984 00:54:59.045 --> 00:55:01.965 wanted to offer you a hot towel. 985 00:55:02.048 --> 00:55:03.633 Sir, you just-- 986 00:55:03.717 --> 00:55:04.843 [shushes] 987 00:55:05.969 --> 00:55:07.220 Madame, your table. 988 00:55:07.304 --> 00:55:10.140 Demand another table, claiming it's far superior. 989 00:55:10.223 --> 00:55:15.770 Li Na, this table simply won't do. Allow me to show you another one. 990 00:55:16.604 --> 00:55:18.982 This is the table for the hors d'oeuvres. 991 00:55:20.817 --> 00:55:24.946 Well, you tell Mr. and Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres that this is our table. 992 00:55:25.030 --> 00:55:25.947 [Li Na laughs] 993 00:55:26.031 --> 00:55:27.824 Dan, you're such a funny guy. 994 00:55:27.907 --> 00:55:29.242 [laughs] Funny? 995 00:55:29.326 --> 00:55:33.955 Uh, are you sure you didn't mean suave, classy, respectable. 996 00:55:34.039 --> 00:55:35.665 [laughing] 997 00:55:37.500 --> 00:55:39.669 You're too good. I'm gonna cry. 998 00:55:40.295 --> 00:55:43.089 I would have her executed for mocking royalty. 999 00:55:43.173 --> 00:55:46.468 I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, 1000 00:55:46.551 --> 00:55:48.345 but how about somewhere else? 1001 00:55:48.428 --> 00:55:51.222 Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? 1002 00:55:51.306 --> 00:55:52.474 Not good enough? 1003 00:55:52.557 --> 00:55:55.810 -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. 1004 00:55:55.894 --> 00:55:57.604 May I take your order? 1005 00:55:57.687 --> 00:56:01.191 -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything. 1006 00:56:01.816 --> 00:56:04.402 Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu. 1007 00:56:04.486 --> 00:56:06.780 -Better make that three. -Good! 1008 00:56:06.863 --> 00:56:07.989 As you wish, sir. 1009 00:56:08.073 --> 00:56:10.825 So, listen, Dan, about last night, 1010 00:56:10.909 --> 00:56:13.620 sorry for acting so weird. 1011 00:56:13.703 --> 00:56:16.998 To be honest, it's nice to have someone who listened. 1012 00:56:17.082 --> 00:56:18.833 Ignore her and she's yours. 1013 00:56:19.501 --> 00:56:22.879 Look. Rich people never pay attention to anyone else. 1014 00:56:22.962 --> 00:56:26.257 All they talk about is their own business, how much money they make. 1015 00:56:26.341 --> 00:56:30.595 -It's almost an art form. -Are you listening to anything I said? 1016 00:56:32.222 --> 00:56:33.348 Not a word. 1017 00:56:34.766 --> 00:56:38.645 Um, okay, well, I was saying it was really nice to talk to you… 1018 00:56:38.728 --> 00:56:41.898 We're close, Din. Tell her how many palaces you own. 1019 00:56:41.981 --> 00:56:45.819 Let me stop you. Did I tell you just how respectable my family is? 1020 00:56:45.902 --> 00:56:47.529 -Your first entree. -Thanks. 1021 00:56:47.612 --> 00:56:48.488 Uh-uh-uh. 1022 00:56:48.571 --> 00:56:49.781 For nothing. 1023 00:56:50.365 --> 00:56:52.450 Dan! You know what? 1024 00:56:52.534 --> 00:56:56.162 -You're just not who I thought you were. -Wait, Li Na. 1025 00:56:56.246 --> 00:56:58.998 I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. 1026 00:56:59.082 --> 00:57:00.917 -I can explain. -What now? 1027 00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:02.168 I, uh… 1028 00:57:02.252 --> 00:57:03.086 We should… 1029 00:57:03.795 --> 00:57:05.922 We should go for that walk. 1030 00:57:08.383 --> 00:57:09.342 Maybe a run! 1031 00:57:10.677 --> 00:57:11.970 Bon appetit! 1032 00:57:12.053 --> 00:57:13.304 Surprise! 1033 00:57:17.642 --> 00:57:18.601 Hop on. 1034 00:57:22.021 --> 00:57:22.981 Fine. 1035 00:57:24.607 --> 00:57:25.984 Who were those men? 1036 00:57:26.067 --> 00:57:28.736 Gangsters. Probably out to kidnap us for a ransom. 1037 00:57:28.820 --> 00:57:30.822 [crowd clapping, cheering] 1038 00:57:35.285 --> 00:57:38.371 -Come on. This way. -[exciting music playing] 1039 00:57:38.955 --> 00:57:40.123 Oh, no. 1040 00:57:40.707 --> 00:57:42.792 You've always wanted to be in a street fight. 1041 00:57:42.876 --> 00:57:43.877 -Help. -[Long] No! 1042 00:57:43.960 --> 00:57:46.004 -Stay calm. -[Din] Come on, please. 1043 00:57:46.087 --> 00:57:47.380 -Dan? -[Long groans] 1044 00:57:48.715 --> 00:57:50.508 Look what I found! [laughs] 1045 00:57:50.592 --> 00:57:52.594 [exciting percussive music plays] 1046 00:57:54.721 --> 00:57:57.599 [Long] Look at me. How did I become a piñata? 1047 00:57:57.682 --> 00:57:59.476 -I think we lost them. -Good. 1048 00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:02.562 So, when exactly were you going to apologize, Dan? 1049 00:58:02.645 --> 00:58:03.480 I… 1050 00:58:05.398 --> 00:58:06.691 Huh? 1051 00:58:06.774 --> 00:58:07.775 [crowd gasp] 1052 00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:11.112 The other way! Other way! 1053 00:58:13.656 --> 00:58:14.532 [cheering] 1054 00:58:14.616 --> 00:58:19.120 Li Na, I really do want to say I'm sorry. 1055 00:58:19.204 --> 00:58:20.622 Sorry for what exactly? 1056 00:58:20.705 --> 00:58:23.708 Sorry for acting like such a jerk. 1057 00:58:23.791 --> 00:58:25.084 Apology accepted. 1058 00:58:25.168 --> 00:58:28.379 Now, get him, Dan. Kick him right in his stupid face! 1059 00:58:28.463 --> 00:58:29.464 Kick him! 1060 00:58:29.547 --> 00:58:30.840 [Long spluttering] 1061 00:58:30.924 --> 00:58:32.050 [crowd winces] 1062 00:58:33.593 --> 00:58:35.386 Hand over the teapot, kid. 1063 00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:37.597 [chuckling] 1064 00:58:40.892 --> 00:58:45.104 I didn't sign up for this. If you made your last wish, we-- Oh, no. 1065 00:58:49.317 --> 00:58:51.569 This literally could not get any wo-- 1066 00:58:51.653 --> 00:58:53.154 [Long vomiting wetly] 1067 00:58:56.533 --> 00:58:57.992 -Good one. -Ah. Thanks. 1068 00:58:58.076 --> 00:58:59.536 Eat metal, dirt bag! 1069 00:58:59.619 --> 00:59:01.621 How do you like them apples, huh? 1070 00:59:02.956 --> 00:59:03.790 Crap! 1071 00:59:11.089 --> 00:59:12.382 [Li Na] Incoming! 1072 00:59:31.359 --> 00:59:32.193 Trust me. 1073 00:59:33.111 --> 00:59:35.655 -Li Na, I think we're gonna have to-- -Jump! 1074 00:59:36.781 --> 00:59:38.032 [Li Na, Din yelping] 1075 00:59:41.744 --> 00:59:43.454 Don't worry. We got this. 1076 00:59:53.339 --> 00:59:54.632 [both exclaiming] 1077 00:59:57.427 --> 00:59:58.386 [Din] Oh, no! 1078 00:59:59.137 --> 01:00:00.263 [Li Na] Oh, my God! 1079 01:00:00.346 --> 01:00:02.307 [triumphant music plays] 1080 01:00:07.562 --> 01:00:11.107 You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date. 1081 01:00:13.026 --> 01:00:14.152 [Long] Oh, no! 1082 01:00:25.163 --> 01:00:26.414 [both coughing] 1083 01:00:27.915 --> 01:00:30.501 -Are you okay? -I think so. 1084 01:00:31.878 --> 01:00:33.880 [both chuckling] 1085 01:00:37.592 --> 01:00:39.927 [Long] I'm fine. Thank you for asking. 1086 01:00:42.972 --> 01:00:44.098 Oh, boy. 1087 01:00:45.183 --> 01:00:46.059 What happened? 1088 01:00:46.142 --> 01:00:47.477 Time's up, Dan. 1089 01:00:47.560 --> 01:00:50.563 What happened? Well, we jumped off a building. 1090 01:00:50.647 --> 01:00:51.898 We almost died. 1091 01:00:52.398 --> 01:00:54.776 -Your 24 hours are over. -We beat up some gangsters. 1092 01:00:54.859 --> 01:00:56.903 -No. -Okay, that was mostly you. 1093 01:00:56.986 --> 01:00:59.364 You gotta teach me some of that kung fu. 1094 01:01:01.449 --> 01:01:02.367 Whoops. 1095 01:01:02.450 --> 01:01:03.701 Reflexes. 1096 01:01:05.870 --> 01:01:07.830 Wait, what happened to your suit? 1097 01:01:10.708 --> 01:01:11.751 Look, Li Na. 1098 01:01:14.045 --> 01:01:17.215 There's… something I need to tell you. 1099 01:01:17.298 --> 01:01:19.550 You have one more wish. You don't have to do this. 1100 01:01:22.345 --> 01:01:24.389 My real name isn't Dan. 1101 01:01:24.472 --> 01:01:25.306 It's… 1102 01:01:25.890 --> 01:01:26.724 [Li Na] Din. 1103 01:01:28.434 --> 01:01:29.435 You're Din. 1104 01:01:30.144 --> 01:01:31.896 [groans] 1105 01:01:32.647 --> 01:01:33.648 I'm sorry. 1106 01:01:33.731 --> 01:01:36.359 But… why did you lie? 1107 01:01:36.442 --> 01:01:38.569 I wasn't planning to. I just… 1108 01:01:39.237 --> 01:01:44.200 I was worried that if you found out it was, well, just me, 1109 01:01:45.034 --> 01:01:46.411 everything would end. 1110 01:01:48.371 --> 01:01:51.332 So, you still live around here? 1111 01:01:52.041 --> 01:01:52.875 Yeah. 1112 01:01:52.959 --> 01:01:55.753 In that same old shikumen? 1113 01:01:56.629 --> 01:01:57.463 Yeah. 1114 01:01:58.172 --> 01:02:00.174 I told you this wouldn't end well. 1115 01:02:01.342 --> 01:02:02.176 [Li Na] Wait. 1116 01:02:02.677 --> 01:02:04.178 I remember this alley. 1117 01:02:04.721 --> 01:02:08.975 We used to take a shortcut through here on the way home from school. 1118 01:02:09.058 --> 01:02:10.601 Uh, yeah. 1119 01:02:10.685 --> 01:02:13.563 And Mrs. Chu would sell those roasted yams. 1120 01:02:14.397 --> 01:02:16.858 Hey, look at that! It's Mrs. Chu! 1121 01:02:17.358 --> 01:02:19.152 Hi, Mrs. Chu. It's Li Na Wang. 1122 01:02:19.235 --> 01:02:21.654 -Do you remember-- -One buck, two yams. No bargaining! 1123 01:02:22.238 --> 01:02:24.323 -Some things never change. -Here. 1124 01:02:24.407 --> 01:02:25.950 [Mrs. Chu] Sold! Next. 1125 01:02:26.033 --> 01:02:27.618 -Ow, ow. -[Mrs. Chu] Move! 1126 01:02:29.579 --> 01:02:30.496 So good! 1127 01:02:31.247 --> 01:02:32.415 Hold on, is that… 1128 01:02:33.666 --> 01:02:34.667 [Mrs. Chu] Huh? 1129 01:02:34.751 --> 01:02:36.252 [bright, uplifting music] 1130 01:02:36.335 --> 01:02:38.171 [women chanting] 1131 01:02:38.254 --> 01:02:39.589 No way! [Li Na laughs] 1132 01:02:39.672 --> 01:02:42.341 Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants! 1133 01:02:46.804 --> 01:02:49.640 Hey, Din, what do you think about a little race? 1134 01:02:49.724 --> 01:02:51.350 -Three, two, one, go! -What? 1135 01:02:51.434 --> 01:02:52.602 [Din] Hey! 1136 01:02:52.685 --> 01:02:53.895 [Li Na grunts] Ah! 1137 01:02:56.397 --> 01:02:57.231 Okay. 1138 01:02:57.732 --> 01:02:58.816 Not fair. 1139 01:03:07.116 --> 01:03:12.121 So, your old apartment has to be right around the corner. 1140 01:03:12.205 --> 01:03:16.250 Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea. 1141 01:03:16.334 --> 01:03:19.670 -Hey Weijing, you have any green onions? -Hi, Mrs. Song. 1142 01:03:19.754 --> 01:03:22.089 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1143 01:03:22.173 --> 01:03:25.009 Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise! 1144 01:03:25.092 --> 01:03:28.262 We have an unexpected visitor. 1145 01:03:31.641 --> 01:03:34.477 A girl? That's why you're acting crazy? 1146 01:03:34.560 --> 01:03:39.398 All this time worried you were drugged out in some internet cafe. It was a girl. 1147 01:03:39.482 --> 01:03:41.025 -It's Li Na! -Just a-- 1148 01:03:43.027 --> 01:03:44.070 Hi. 1149 01:03:44.153 --> 01:03:46.823 Li Na? What are you doing here? 1150 01:03:47.532 --> 01:03:50.326 Just visiting an old friend. 1151 01:03:51.369 --> 01:03:52.203 Oh. 1152 01:03:52.286 --> 01:03:56.082 [Mrs. Song grunts] Well, where are my manners? Come in. 1153 01:03:56.165 --> 01:03:58.042 You and I are not finished. 1154 01:03:58.584 --> 01:04:01.379 -She's so pretty now. -Like a princess. 1155 01:04:01.462 --> 01:04:03.422 Well, her nose is a little flat. 1156 01:04:03.506 --> 01:04:05.174 [Mrs. Song] Start with this. 1157 01:04:05.258 --> 01:04:09.220 -You really shouldn't go to-- -You're skinnier than a broom handle. 1158 01:04:09.303 --> 01:04:11.347 -I wasn't expecting-- -Li Na! 1159 01:04:11.430 --> 01:04:15.017 Did you know Din puts flowers on Clucky's grave every year? 1160 01:04:15.101 --> 01:04:16.727 Mr. Huang, cut it out. 1161 01:04:16.811 --> 01:04:18.271 I did not know that. 1162 01:04:18.354 --> 01:04:20.606 He's so cute. He even cries a little. 1163 01:04:20.690 --> 01:04:23.234 I am not crying. I am mourning. 1164 01:04:23.317 --> 01:04:26.362 -He even brings flowers. -A tiny bouquet! 1165 01:04:27.864 --> 01:04:29.282 [muffled chatter] 1166 01:04:31.158 --> 01:04:35.329 [woman singing romantically in Chinese] 1167 01:05:09.655 --> 01:05:10.656 Come in. 1168 01:05:13.367 --> 01:05:14.368 [song fades away] 1169 01:05:16.412 --> 01:05:18.831 What? You're saying that's not my son? 1170 01:05:18.915 --> 01:05:20.750 You knew. Don't lie to me. 1171 01:05:20.833 --> 01:05:23.377 [man] You were lying to me this whole time. 1172 01:05:23.461 --> 01:05:26.672 You just wanted to inherit my dad's business. 1173 01:05:26.756 --> 01:05:29.425 -[woman] Right. I will. -I know what you did! 1174 01:05:29.508 --> 01:05:32.678 You think you can fool me? I saw you with that guy. 1175 01:05:32.762 --> 01:05:34.430 [woman] You have no idea. 1176 01:05:34.513 --> 01:05:36.557 I should've listened to my mother. 1177 01:05:36.641 --> 01:05:38.392 -I am your mother. -No! 1178 01:05:38.476 --> 01:05:39.852 [all gasp] 1179 01:05:41.228 --> 01:05:42.063 Here. 1180 01:05:43.397 --> 01:05:46.442 Oh, wow. Oh! It's like a time machine up here. 1181 01:05:46.525 --> 01:05:50.488 Yeah, sorry. This is the only place I can get peace and quiet. 1182 01:05:50.571 --> 01:05:52.490 [Li Na] You'll never have peace. 1183 01:05:52.573 --> 01:05:55.534 Because the ghost of Clucky will always haunt you! 1184 01:05:55.618 --> 01:05:57.703 -[clucks] -No, Clucky! You're dead. 1185 01:05:57.787 --> 01:06:00.456 Are you gonna cry? Are we gonna see tears now? 1186 01:06:00.539 --> 01:06:02.249 I regret nothing. You were delicious. 1187 01:06:02.333 --> 01:06:05.127 You're gonna know what regret tastes like. 1188 01:06:05.211 --> 01:06:07.421 Get away from me, you ghost chicken. 1189 01:06:07.505 --> 01:06:10.633 -Why did you eat me? -It was Li Na. She made me do it. 1190 01:06:11.425 --> 01:06:12.718 Selling me out. 1191 01:06:12.802 --> 01:06:14.971 -That's cold. -It was your idea. 1192 01:06:15.054 --> 01:06:19.266 Yeah. I guess we had a lot of crazy ideas back then. 1193 01:06:20.393 --> 01:06:21.227 Yeah. 1194 01:06:22.144 --> 01:06:24.188 -[shivers] -Huh? Oh! 1195 01:06:24.271 --> 01:06:25.106 Here. 1196 01:06:29.652 --> 01:06:30.486 [both sigh] 1197 01:06:31.654 --> 01:06:34.198 Hey, do you remember that promise we made? 1198 01:06:34.281 --> 01:06:36.200 -The pinky-- -Of course! 1199 01:06:36.283 --> 01:06:37.535 How'd it go? Um… 1200 01:06:37.618 --> 01:06:40.496 Friends forever, day by… 1201 01:06:40.579 --> 01:06:42.581 [both] Year by year, 1202 01:06:42.665 --> 01:06:44.875 upon this we will always… 1203 01:06:46.210 --> 01:06:47.169 swear. 1204 01:06:52.717 --> 01:06:54.051 [billboard buzzes] 1205 01:06:55.094 --> 01:06:56.095 -Oh! -Whoa! 1206 01:06:56.178 --> 01:06:57.555 -God! -Are you okay? 1207 01:06:57.638 --> 01:06:59.223 I'm fine. I'm fine. 1208 01:07:00.141 --> 01:07:03.602 Sorry, I wasn't expecting my own giant face. 1209 01:07:03.686 --> 01:07:04.812 So embarrassing. 1210 01:07:04.895 --> 01:07:09.442 [chuckles] Don't be embarrassed. When I first saw that, I almost fell over. 1211 01:07:10.735 --> 01:07:13.946 But it's been nice. Kind of like you were back. 1212 01:07:14.030 --> 01:07:17.825 But, you know, giant and glowing, and super glamorous. 1213 01:07:19.118 --> 01:07:21.537 Doesn't hold a candle to the real thing, though. 1214 01:07:25.207 --> 01:07:27.752 What do you say we go for a real date? 1215 01:07:27.835 --> 01:07:30.421 No Dan or any of that. 1216 01:07:31.130 --> 01:07:31.964 I… 1217 01:07:33.049 --> 01:07:34.216 [phone rings] 1218 01:07:35.509 --> 01:07:36.385 Sorry. 1219 01:07:38.345 --> 01:07:41.348 Where have you been? The shoot starts in an hour! 1220 01:07:41.432 --> 01:07:44.185 What happened to your hair? I'm sending a car! 1221 01:07:47.188 --> 01:07:48.105 Um… 1222 01:07:48.939 --> 01:07:50.107 Din… 1223 01:07:50.191 --> 01:07:54.070 I had a really wonderful time tonight, 1224 01:07:54.153 --> 01:07:56.447 but I have to go. 1225 01:07:56.947 --> 01:08:00.951 -Thanks for letting me borrow this. -Keep it till next time. 1226 01:08:01.035 --> 01:08:02.036 No, really, I-- 1227 01:08:02.119 --> 01:08:04.622 Not like I'm not gonna see you for another… 1228 01:08:07.291 --> 01:08:08.209 …ten years. 1229 01:08:10.127 --> 01:08:11.128 Din, 1230 01:08:11.212 --> 01:08:16.008 the truth is, I have this whole other life now. 1231 01:08:16.092 --> 01:08:18.344 You know? A career. 1232 01:08:18.427 --> 01:08:22.264 A future that my dad worked really hard for. 1233 01:08:23.265 --> 01:08:27.061 Certain expectations I have to meet. 1234 01:08:28.145 --> 01:08:28.979 Let me guess. 1235 01:08:29.855 --> 01:08:32.983 I don't meet those expectations. 1236 01:08:33.067 --> 01:08:33.943 I… 1237 01:08:34.026 --> 01:08:35.528 You don't understand. 1238 01:08:35.611 --> 01:08:37.738 I… I'm just trying to be… 1239 01:08:39.698 --> 01:08:40.825 realistic. 1240 01:08:42.451 --> 01:08:43.327 I'm sorry. 1241 01:08:43.410 --> 01:08:45.412 [emotional music plays] 1242 01:09:06.392 --> 01:09:07.226 Hey, Din. 1243 01:09:09.145 --> 01:09:11.522 Did you know that shrimp chips 1244 01:09:11.605 --> 01:09:14.650 don't actually have any shrimp in the ingredients? 1245 01:09:15.609 --> 01:09:16.443 Okay. 1246 01:09:23.242 --> 01:09:24.243 Din… 1247 01:09:27.121 --> 01:09:30.708 …things are simpler when you're children. 1248 01:09:31.625 --> 01:09:33.419 But you're older now. 1249 01:09:33.919 --> 01:09:36.380 And, well, 1250 01:09:36.463 --> 01:09:38.215 you have to be realistic. 1251 01:09:42.761 --> 01:09:43.596 Din. 1252 01:09:48.184 --> 01:09:49.393 Good news, Long. 1253 01:09:50.144 --> 01:09:51.854 You can finally be rid of me. 1254 01:09:52.563 --> 01:09:54.481 I'm ready for my third wish. 1255 01:09:54.565 --> 01:09:55.399 You are? 1256 01:09:55.941 --> 01:09:57.193 Make me rich. 1257 01:09:57.276 --> 01:09:58.402 Piles of gold. 1258 01:09:58.485 --> 01:09:59.820 However you do it. 1259 01:09:59.904 --> 01:10:02.239 -But-- -I thought it wouldn't matter. 1260 01:10:02.865 --> 01:10:04.241 That she wouldn't care. 1261 01:10:06.035 --> 01:10:07.036 That was stupid. 1262 01:10:08.370 --> 01:10:11.624 Give me the gold, and I can have some of that good life. 1263 01:10:11.707 --> 01:10:13.876 People will treat me with respect. 1264 01:10:14.793 --> 01:10:18.005 Heck, I'm sure everyone will want to be my friend then. 1265 01:10:18.088 --> 01:10:19.632 Din… [sighs] 1266 01:10:20.341 --> 01:10:21.300 Are you sure? 1267 01:10:21.383 --> 01:10:25.721 Am I sure? You've been telling me to make this wish since we met. 1268 01:10:25.804 --> 01:10:28.390 Well, you were right. Okay? I was wrong. 1269 01:10:28.474 --> 01:10:30.226 There you go, that's my wish. 1270 01:10:30.309 --> 01:10:33.520 Just grant it, and you can go back to your spirit world 1271 01:10:33.604 --> 01:10:35.606 and your stupid parade in the sky. 1272 01:10:39.235 --> 01:10:40.778 Just grant the wish, Long. 1273 01:10:45.532 --> 01:10:47.618 [emotional music swells] 1274 01:10:51.580 --> 01:10:52.581 What? 1275 01:10:52.665 --> 01:10:54.625 [wind whistling] 1276 01:10:54.708 --> 01:10:57.419 Din, I'll grant your wish. 1277 01:10:59.255 --> 01:11:02.341 But first, there's something I need to show you. 1278 01:11:07.680 --> 01:11:10.307 You found the boy. Where is he? 1279 01:11:10.391 --> 01:11:13.143 -At the Pearl Tower, sir. -Yeah, with a girl. 1280 01:11:13.227 --> 01:11:16.021 -But I'm afraid he escaped again. -What? How? 1281 01:11:16.105 --> 01:11:18.023 Hey, that doesn't belong to you. 1282 01:11:21.443 --> 01:11:24.488 Listen to me. I am out of time. I need-- 1283 01:11:24.571 --> 01:11:25.531 [elevator dings] 1284 01:11:28.450 --> 01:11:33.205 -Li Na! Aren't you supposed to be at-- -I'm sorry, Dad. We really need to talk. 1285 01:11:33.289 --> 01:11:34.123 Of course. 1286 01:11:34.206 --> 01:11:36.792 -I'm just on a very important call. -Dad. 1287 01:11:37.501 --> 01:11:38.669 Please. 1288 01:11:38.752 --> 01:11:39.670 [bald man] Sir. 1289 01:11:41.755 --> 01:11:44.842 Do you remember when we lived in that old shikumen? 1290 01:11:44.925 --> 01:11:48.304 -I know we didn't have much but-- -Don't worry, Li Na. 1291 01:11:48.387 --> 01:11:50.472 We'll never go back to that life. 1292 01:11:50.556 --> 01:11:53.726 But, Dad, don't you ever miss those days? 1293 01:11:53.809 --> 01:11:56.103 Wha-- Where is all this coming from? 1294 01:11:56.687 --> 01:11:58.647 That… that young man last night, 1295 01:11:58.731 --> 01:12:00.816 the one you arranged a date with, 1296 01:12:00.899 --> 01:12:02.568 that was Din. 1297 01:12:03.569 --> 01:12:05.195 From our old neighborhood? 1298 01:12:05.779 --> 01:12:06.780 Yes. 1299 01:12:06.864 --> 01:12:10.117 And he's the one who took you to the Pearl Tower. 1300 01:12:10.200 --> 01:12:12.286 Yes, and I know what you'll say. 1301 01:12:12.369 --> 01:12:16.081 You'll tell me to stay away and to leave that old world behind, 1302 01:12:16.707 --> 01:12:19.918 but the truth is, I think we might be happier if-- 1303 01:12:20.002 --> 01:12:24.340 Li Na, everything's going to be all right. I'm gonna go talk with Din. 1304 01:12:24.423 --> 01:12:26.592 -What? -Bring the van in two minutes. 1305 01:12:26.675 --> 01:12:28.093 Dad, are you okay? 1306 01:12:28.719 --> 01:12:30.512 -What's going on? -Don't worry. 1307 01:12:31.221 --> 01:12:32.890 I'm going to fix everything. 1308 01:12:32.973 --> 01:12:34.600 [foreboding music plays] 1309 01:12:38.187 --> 01:12:40.147 [tires screeching] 1310 01:12:49.239 --> 01:12:50.074 Dad. 1311 01:12:52.159 --> 01:12:52.993 Long? 1312 01:12:53.744 --> 01:12:54.953 Where are you going? 1313 01:12:58.624 --> 01:12:59.917 What is this place? 1314 01:13:00.959 --> 01:13:02.294 [dramatic music plays] 1315 01:13:02.378 --> 01:13:03.379 [energy booms] 1316 01:13:10.886 --> 01:13:14.098 -[Din] Whoa. -[Long] This was my home. 1317 01:13:16.934 --> 01:13:18.936 I was born into royalty. 1318 01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:23.732 I learned from a young age that gold is power. 1319 01:13:24.650 --> 01:13:27.986 So, I set my sights on expanding my fortune 1320 01:13:28.070 --> 01:13:29.988 and let nothing stand in my way. 1321 01:13:31.240 --> 01:13:32.866 My subjects were loyal… 1322 01:13:35.244 --> 01:13:38.455 …and worked tirelessly year after year. 1323 01:13:40.624 --> 01:13:43.710 My daughters were married to the finest families, 1324 01:13:43.794 --> 01:13:45.963 to expand the kingdom's glory. 1325 01:13:48.841 --> 01:13:52.094 And my son, I sent off to win treasure. 1326 01:13:55.931 --> 01:13:57.474 He came home a hero. 1327 01:13:59.435 --> 01:14:02.062 Soon, I had more gold, more land, 1328 01:14:02.146 --> 01:14:05.774 and more monuments than any lord who had come before me. 1329 01:14:07.484 --> 01:14:08.360 And yet, 1330 01:14:09.111 --> 01:14:11.029 as I laid on my deathbed, 1331 01:14:11.113 --> 01:14:14.783 I awaited the parade of loyal subjects and loving family. 1332 01:14:15.951 --> 01:14:17.202 But there was none. 1333 01:14:18.120 --> 01:14:21.498 With my last breath, I cursed all who had forgotten me. 1334 01:14:22.541 --> 01:14:25.085 I arrived at the gates to the spirit world 1335 01:14:25.169 --> 01:14:27.796 and awaited a great procession to welcome me. 1336 01:14:30.924 --> 01:14:32.509 I demand you open this! 1337 01:14:32.593 --> 01:14:35.804 Instead, the gods transformed me into a Wish Dragon. 1338 01:14:36.722 --> 01:14:38.056 Not as a reward, 1339 01:14:38.140 --> 01:14:40.017 but as a punishment. 1340 01:14:40.100 --> 01:14:42.895 I was imprisoned and sent down to Earth 1341 01:14:42.978 --> 01:14:46.732 to serve ten masters and learn the true meaning of life. 1342 01:14:51.862 --> 01:14:53.155 And to be honest, 1343 01:14:53.238 --> 01:14:54.531 all these years, 1344 01:14:54.615 --> 01:14:56.283 all these masters, 1345 01:14:56.366 --> 01:14:57.951 I have been failing. 1346 01:15:00.120 --> 01:15:01.330 Until I met you. 1347 01:15:02.247 --> 01:15:06.001 I don't know the meaning of life. But the things you care about, 1348 01:15:06.752 --> 01:15:08.545 your friends, your family, 1349 01:15:09.171 --> 01:15:11.840 are worth more than anything I ever possessed. 1350 01:15:11.924 --> 01:15:14.885 And no amount of gold can ever buy that. 1351 01:15:19.848 --> 01:15:21.475 It's your wish, Din. 1352 01:15:22.351 --> 01:15:24.561 Make sure it's what you really want. 1353 01:15:27.356 --> 01:15:28.232 I… 1354 01:15:29.107 --> 01:15:29.942 Din. 1355 01:15:30.025 --> 01:15:32.444 Mr. Wang? What are you doing here? 1356 01:15:32.528 --> 01:15:36.281 Please, give me that. I don't have time for any more games. 1357 01:15:36.865 --> 01:15:38.367 They work for you? 1358 01:15:38.450 --> 01:15:41.119 No one's going to get hurt, but I need those-- 1359 01:15:41.870 --> 01:15:43.705 [intense music plays] 1360 01:15:47.125 --> 01:15:48.168 Long! 1361 01:16:02.849 --> 01:16:04.351 Stay away from my friend. 1362 01:16:17.948 --> 01:16:19.783 Finally, I'm saved. 1363 01:16:20.325 --> 01:16:21.702 [Din grunts] 1364 01:16:21.785 --> 01:16:23.495 Ah! 1365 01:16:26.623 --> 01:16:29.251 What's wrong with you? I told you not to hurt the kid. 1366 01:16:29.334 --> 01:16:32.421 I've been bowing to others my entire life. 1367 01:16:33.088 --> 01:16:36.091 And now, everyone will bow to me. 1368 01:16:37.301 --> 01:16:39.177 No! No! No! No! 1369 01:16:39.261 --> 01:16:42.014 [Mr. Wang yelling] 1370 01:16:42.097 --> 01:16:43.140 [loud clattering] 1371 01:16:44.933 --> 01:16:47.728 -Mr. Wang. -[bald man] Dragon, I summon you. 1372 01:16:49.938 --> 01:16:51.064 Din, Din! 1373 01:16:51.815 --> 01:16:53.066 I'm your master now. 1374 01:16:54.776 --> 01:16:56.570 And I know my first wish. 1375 01:16:56.653 --> 01:16:58.947 [ominous music plays] 1376 01:17:19.343 --> 01:17:20.177 [Li Na] Dad? 1377 01:17:20.677 --> 01:17:24.097 No! Oh, my God. What happened to you? 1378 01:17:24.681 --> 01:17:26.683 -Din! -Get in the teapot. 1379 01:17:27.476 --> 01:17:28.352 Dad! 1380 01:17:29.186 --> 01:17:30.771 -Li Na. -No, no, no. 1381 01:17:31.730 --> 01:17:34.274 Call an ambulance! You're gonna be okay. 1382 01:17:34.358 --> 01:17:36.401 Li Na, listen to me. 1383 01:17:37.444 --> 01:17:38.445 I'm sorry. 1384 01:17:39.237 --> 01:17:43.450 I tried to save it, but the business is bankrupt. 1385 01:17:45.661 --> 01:17:48.080 I wanted you to have everything. 1386 01:17:49.081 --> 01:17:52.501 And now, I've left you with nothing. 1387 01:17:53.085 --> 01:17:53.919 No. 1388 01:17:54.586 --> 01:17:56.338 I never needed any of that. 1389 01:17:57.089 --> 01:18:00.133 All I ever wanted was my dad. 1390 01:18:01.510 --> 01:18:03.512 All I wanted was you. 1391 01:18:08.100 --> 01:18:09.601 [tires screeching] 1392 01:18:30.372 --> 01:18:32.541 One touch and you're done, kid. 1393 01:18:45.220 --> 01:18:47.973 Yeah, get him, boss. Touch him. Touch him good. 1394 01:18:51.184 --> 01:18:52.185 Ooh, sparks. 1395 01:18:59.067 --> 01:19:00.318 Long, I summon you. 1396 01:19:01.403 --> 01:19:02.279 Din! 1397 01:19:04.614 --> 01:19:05.449 Ooh! 1398 01:19:06.450 --> 01:19:07.951 Ah! Whoa! 1399 01:19:08.034 --> 01:19:10.245 Uh, dragon guy? I summon you. 1400 01:19:11.496 --> 01:19:12.456 Din! Din? 1401 01:19:12.539 --> 01:19:14.207 -[Din yells] -Din! 1402 01:19:14.291 --> 01:19:17.377 I wish for enough puppies to open a pet store. 1403 01:19:17.461 --> 01:19:18.295 Puppies? 1404 01:19:18.378 --> 01:19:19.421 Yes, puppies! 1405 01:19:19.504 --> 01:19:20.589 It shall be so! 1406 01:19:22.424 --> 01:19:23.967 [puppies barking] 1407 01:19:25.135 --> 01:19:27.679 Hey, little fella! I'll name you Teddy. 1408 01:19:27.763 --> 01:19:29.181 No, bad Teddy! Bad boy! 1409 01:19:30.182 --> 01:19:31.683 [yelling] 1410 01:19:37.230 --> 01:19:39.191 Hey, boss! I got the teapot! 1411 01:19:39.274 --> 01:19:41.109 Don't let the boy get it! 1412 01:19:41.193 --> 01:19:45.739 -Help us! Summon the dragon! -Wish for something! A gun, anything! 1413 01:19:45.822 --> 01:19:48.283 Wish? Dragon? Summon? 1414 01:19:50.243 --> 01:19:51.453 -Dragon guy. -Huh? 1415 01:19:51.536 --> 01:19:53.079 I wish I had longer legs. 1416 01:19:53.622 --> 01:19:55.665 Um, okay. 1417 01:19:56.666 --> 01:19:57.793 Are you joking? 1418 01:19:57.876 --> 01:19:59.961 [metal groaning] 1419 01:20:04.966 --> 01:20:06.593 [bald man yelling] 1420 01:20:11.807 --> 01:20:13.350 [both] I summon you! 1421 01:20:18.980 --> 01:20:21.149 I command you to throw this kid off. 1422 01:20:21.233 --> 01:20:25.445 I cannot intervene. You're not my master until you have sole possession. 1423 01:20:28.281 --> 01:20:29.950 -Let it go. -No. 1424 01:20:30.033 --> 01:20:31.076 Let it go! 1425 01:20:36.081 --> 01:20:38.208 Long, Long, I can't see you! 1426 01:20:38.291 --> 01:20:41.878 There's no need to die tonight, kid. Come work for me. 1427 01:20:41.962 --> 01:20:44.214 I'll give you all the gold you want. 1428 01:20:44.297 --> 01:20:47.592 -We're both wishing for the same thing. -No. 1429 01:20:47.676 --> 01:20:48.677 No, we're not. 1430 01:20:49.678 --> 01:20:50.762 I don't need gold. 1431 01:20:51.429 --> 01:20:53.974 I have something more important to wish for. 1432 01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:56.434 Din. 1433 01:20:56.518 --> 01:20:57.936 I need that teapot. 1434 01:21:07.988 --> 01:21:11.491 Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office. 1435 01:21:12.284 --> 01:21:14.035 [music swells dramatically] 1436 01:21:14.119 --> 01:21:15.912 [music fades away] 1437 01:21:33.013 --> 01:21:33.972 No! 1438 01:21:36.516 --> 01:21:37.559 Long? 1439 01:21:40.312 --> 01:21:42.105 Long, no! 1440 01:21:42.188 --> 01:21:43.023 No! 1441 01:22:08.632 --> 01:22:09.591 [muffled] Long! 1442 01:22:18.183 --> 01:22:20.185 Long! 1443 01:22:28.485 --> 01:22:30.487 [solemn choir music plays] 1444 01:22:33.156 --> 01:22:35.158 [panting] 1445 01:22:37.869 --> 01:22:39.871 [crying] 1446 01:23:01.226 --> 01:23:02.102 [gasps] Din! 1447 01:23:04.062 --> 01:23:04.896 Din. 1448 01:23:06.147 --> 01:23:07.190 What's happening? 1449 01:23:10.652 --> 01:23:12.237 Welcome, LongZhu. 1450 01:23:12.821 --> 01:23:15.824 -What's going on? Where am I? -Congratulations. 1451 01:23:16.700 --> 01:23:19.494 Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete. 1452 01:23:19.577 --> 01:23:23.498 Complete? I haven't finished. I haven't finished my tenth master. 1453 01:23:23.581 --> 01:23:26.459 You have put the needs of another before yourself 1454 01:23:26.543 --> 01:23:29.963 and shown us that you understand the meaning of life. 1455 01:23:30.046 --> 01:23:33.216 You are now free to enter the spirit world. 1456 01:23:37.220 --> 01:23:40.265 -[popping] -[jaunty, festive music plays] 1457 01:23:42.851 --> 01:23:43.893 Is that a… 1458 01:23:45.186 --> 01:23:46.104 parade? 1459 01:23:46.688 --> 01:23:47.939 In your honor. 1460 01:23:48.732 --> 01:23:50.984 [solemn choir music] 1461 01:23:51.067 --> 01:23:53.319 No, I can't! I have to go back. 1462 01:23:53.903 --> 01:23:54.738 Back? 1463 01:23:54.821 --> 01:23:57.657 Turn me back into a Wish Dragon! I have one more wish to grant. 1464 01:23:57.741 --> 01:24:00.493 Ridiculous. The laws of heaven forbid it. 1465 01:24:00.577 --> 01:24:02.787 You're ridiculous! Old man in a skirt. 1466 01:24:02.871 --> 01:24:04.414 -This isn't a skirt! -Send me back! 1467 01:24:05.165 --> 01:24:06.666 [rapidly strumming] 1468 01:24:07.751 --> 01:24:09.127 [discordant notes] 1469 01:24:09.210 --> 01:24:12.130 You dare reject the will of the gods? 1470 01:24:12.213 --> 01:24:15.425 Fine. If you're not gonna send me back, I'll go myself! 1471 01:24:16.843 --> 01:24:18.428 -Stop that! -Stupid clouds. 1472 01:24:18.511 --> 01:24:20.305 Stop… stop that this instant! 1473 01:24:20.388 --> 01:24:22.015 Ah! My friend needs me. 1474 01:24:22.932 --> 01:24:23.975 Fine! 1475 01:24:24.476 --> 01:24:26.436 We will permit you to return. 1476 01:24:27.228 --> 01:24:29.647 But only under one condition. 1477 01:24:43.995 --> 01:24:45.997 [rumbling] 1478 01:24:52.962 --> 01:24:53.797 Long! 1479 01:25:00.970 --> 01:25:02.180 Your final wish, 1480 01:25:03.264 --> 01:25:04.474 great master. 1481 01:25:10.855 --> 01:25:11.981 I wish… 1482 01:25:12.065 --> 01:25:14.067 [triumphant music swells] 1483 01:25:35.004 --> 01:25:36.089 [gasps] 1484 01:25:36.172 --> 01:25:37.924 Dad? Dad! 1485 01:26:05.285 --> 01:26:08.037 [barking] 1486 01:26:08.121 --> 01:26:12.000 There you are, Maurice. Here we got Pocket and Mr. Pants. 1487 01:26:12.083 --> 01:26:14.919 And all 234. 1488 01:26:15.003 --> 01:26:16.880 Wow, nice puppies. 1489 01:26:19.215 --> 01:26:20.216 Nice legs. 1490 01:26:20.842 --> 01:26:22.844 -Thanks. Toodles. -Bye! 1491 01:26:25.513 --> 01:26:27.015 [somber music plays] 1492 01:26:40.111 --> 01:26:41.654 Din, I… 1493 01:26:41.738 --> 01:26:46.242 When I said that you needed to be more realistic, I didn't mean that-- 1494 01:26:48.244 --> 01:26:49.204 It's okay, Mom. 1495 01:26:53.374 --> 01:26:54.209 I… 1496 01:26:54.918 --> 01:26:57.503 I'm sorry I can't give you a better life. 1497 01:26:58.630 --> 01:27:00.256 You've given me a lot, Mom. 1498 01:27:01.341 --> 01:27:02.926 Everything that matters. 1499 01:27:05.303 --> 01:27:06.512 [laughs, cries] 1500 01:27:06.596 --> 01:27:07.513 Well… 1501 01:27:08.014 --> 01:27:11.017 it's late and, uh, we should have dinner. 1502 01:27:11.100 --> 01:27:12.644 -Here. -[knocking at door] 1503 01:27:14.854 --> 01:27:15.855 Mr. Wang? 1504 01:27:16.314 --> 01:27:18.816 -What are you doing? -Is Din all right? 1505 01:27:20.318 --> 01:27:22.862 Din, what trouble have you started now? 1506 01:27:22.946 --> 01:27:24.614 No, no. No trouble at all. 1507 01:27:24.697 --> 01:27:27.158 I just came to apologize. 1508 01:27:28.493 --> 01:27:29.744 I know what you did. 1509 01:27:30.328 --> 01:27:31.287 Thank you. 1510 01:27:34.791 --> 01:27:37.710 Ah, well, where are my manners? Sit, sit, sit! 1511 01:27:37.794 --> 01:27:40.129 -We were about to have dinner. -You don't have to. 1512 01:27:40.213 --> 01:27:42.548 Nonsense. Nonsense. It's my pleasure. 1513 01:27:42.632 --> 01:27:47.178 And besides, we haven't had guests in, well, a couple hours! 1514 01:27:49.722 --> 01:27:52.225 They're much too young to be holding hands. 1515 01:27:52.308 --> 01:27:53.434 [all] Shut up! 1516 01:27:53.518 --> 01:27:57.146 Here, you look like you could use a good, home-cooked meal. 1517 01:27:59.899 --> 01:28:02.986 This is the most delicious soup I've ever tasted. 1518 01:28:05.071 --> 01:28:07.073 [upbeat, joyful music plays] 1519 01:28:09.492 --> 01:28:10.493 [Mr. Wang] Na Na! 1520 01:28:11.119 --> 01:28:15.498 Na Na! Well, what do you think? It's too much, isn't it? I'll get another. 1521 01:28:15.581 --> 01:28:18.376 It's great, Dad. Put it up in the front window. 1522 01:28:18.459 --> 01:28:20.837 -Yes! By tomorrow or no deal. -Hi. 1523 01:28:20.920 --> 01:28:22.046 [yelping] 1524 01:28:22.130 --> 01:28:25.300 Okay, hurry up with those dumplings. You, step aside. 1525 01:28:25.383 --> 01:28:26.592 [slurps, grunts] 1526 01:28:27.927 --> 01:28:28.928 Good job. 1527 01:28:29.012 --> 01:28:31.014 Din! Hello? Where are the teacups? 1528 01:28:31.097 --> 01:28:33.391 -We open in ten minutes. -I'm on it. 1529 01:28:34.267 --> 01:28:35.143 Teacups. 1530 01:28:35.810 --> 01:28:37.645 Teacups, teacups, teacups. 1531 01:28:37.729 --> 01:28:38.813 [rattling] 1532 01:28:38.896 --> 01:28:41.816 [mysterious music plays] 1533 01:28:52.535 --> 01:28:53.411 Long? 1534 01:28:54.120 --> 01:28:56.289 Greetings, great master. 1535 01:28:56.372 --> 01:28:57.832 Oh, a peasant child. 1536 01:28:57.915 --> 01:29:02.003 Long, what are you doing? You're supposed to be in the spirit world. 1537 01:29:02.086 --> 01:29:06.549 Yeah, uh, about that, uh, things got a little complicated. 1538 01:29:06.632 --> 01:29:08.009 So, I'm back! 1539 01:29:08.676 --> 01:29:12.430 Back? To serve another ten masters? 1540 01:29:13.097 --> 01:29:14.182 You guessed it. 1541 01:29:14.265 --> 01:29:18.853 But, you've been waiting 1,000 years just to get through those gates. 1542 01:29:18.936 --> 01:29:23.691 I know, there was a parade and everything, but… you had one more wish. 1543 01:29:24.567 --> 01:29:25.777 It was the only way. 1544 01:29:27.528 --> 01:29:30.156 You gave all that up for me? 1545 01:29:31.616 --> 01:29:32.825 This is what I want. 1546 01:29:33.451 --> 01:29:37.663 For the first time, it feels like I have a little wisdom to offer. 1547 01:29:37.747 --> 01:29:40.083 Maybe make a difference down here. 1548 01:29:43.878 --> 01:29:46.297 Besides, there are no shrimp chips there, 1549 01:29:46.381 --> 01:29:49.634 and I still haven't ridden in one of those metal birds, 1550 01:29:49.717 --> 01:29:53.137 and no air conditioning. No air conditioning in heaven! 1551 01:29:53.221 --> 01:29:54.889 There's actually plenty of-- 1552 01:30:00.728 --> 01:30:01.729 Thank you, Long. 1553 01:30:03.648 --> 01:30:04.482 Thank you. 1554 01:30:08.694 --> 01:30:11.656 Din, why is there a pile of broken teacups in the-- 1555 01:30:15.868 --> 01:30:17.787 Know what? I don't want to know. 1556 01:30:23.292 --> 01:30:24.460 Okay, Din, let go. 1557 01:30:25.503 --> 01:30:26.462 Let go, Din. 1558 01:30:27.046 --> 01:30:29.048 [bright, upbeat music plays] 1559 01:30:33.803 --> 01:30:34.971 See you soon, Long. 1560 01:30:44.730 --> 01:30:46.441 I am a god. 1561 01:30:46.524 --> 01:30:48.734 [laughing] 1562 01:30:50.445 --> 01:30:53.197 What are you looking at? A god, that's what. 1563 01:31:09.922 --> 01:31:13.926 ["Free Smiles" by Tia Ray and Far East Movement plays] 1564 01:31:17.597 --> 01:31:20.516 ♪ All that I could want I got right here ♪ 1565 01:31:21.476 --> 01:31:23.311 ♪ What would I make a wish ♪ 1566 01:31:23.394 --> 01:31:25.271 ♪ I don't want more than this ♪ 1567 01:31:25.354 --> 01:31:28.191 ♪ Everything about you is topsy ♪ 1568 01:31:29.150 --> 01:31:32.570 ♪ Boy, you are the world Every last diamond and pearl ♪ 1569 01:31:32.653 --> 01:31:34.655 [singing in Chinese] 1570 01:31:47.752 --> 01:31:51.297 [in English] ♪ I can't stop singing, singing ♪ 1571 01:31:51.380 --> 01:31:54.967 ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ 1572 01:31:55.051 --> 01:31:58.429 ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ 1573 01:31:59.013 --> 01:32:02.850 ♪ Can't put a price tag on a feeling ♪ 1574 01:32:03.768 --> 01:32:05.770 [singing in Chinese] 1575 01:32:18.658 --> 01:32:23.162 [in English] ♪ Go ahead and move me Clap your hands and feel the beat ♪ 1576 01:32:23.246 --> 01:32:26.749 ♪ Do, do, do your thing Like I got nowhere to be ♪ 1577 01:32:26.832 --> 01:32:30.294 ♪ You, you, you and me We got more than any king ♪ 1578 01:32:30.378 --> 01:32:33.756 ♪ Got a priceless energy Taking over me ♪ 1579 01:32:33.839 --> 01:32:37.510 ♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪ 1580 01:32:37.593 --> 01:32:41.180 ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ 1581 01:32:41.264 --> 01:32:44.767 ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ 1582 01:32:44.850 --> 01:32:49.397 ♪ Can't put a price tag on that feeling ♪ 1583 01:32:49.480 --> 01:32:50.898 [vocalizing] 1584 01:32:50.982 --> 01:32:51.983 [song ends] 1585 01:32:52.066 --> 01:32:54.068 [pensive instrumental music plays]