WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12.708 --> 00:00:14.666 [boy chants badly in Hebrew] "Koh amair…" 4 00:00:14.750 --> 00:00:16.291 [man] "Koh amar," Evan. 5 00:00:16.375 --> 00:00:19.791 [Evan continues chanting] 6 00:00:24.250 --> 00:00:26.458 -Sorry. One second, sorry. -[chanting stops] 7 00:00:26.541 --> 00:00:28.458 Hello. Yeah. 8 00:00:28.958 --> 00:00:31.958 Yeah, hold on. It's God. He wants his language back. 9 00:00:32.041 --> 00:00:34.833 I'm sorry, Rabbi. I can't focus. 10 00:00:34.916 --> 00:00:38.541 I feel like my whole life is a dumpster fire, and I'm only 12. 11 00:00:39.041 --> 00:00:41.125 I don't even have a whole life yet. 12 00:00:41.208 --> 00:00:45.791 I get it. No, it's rough. It's rough when your folks get divorced. 13 00:00:45.875 --> 00:00:49.666 My mom went around the apartment cutting my dad's head out of all the photos. 14 00:00:49.750 --> 00:00:51.541 -No! -With her teeth. 15 00:00:51.625 --> 00:00:55.166 [chuckles] Hey, we'll get through it all. 16 00:00:55.250 --> 00:00:59.125 We'll study remotely. Bring your books to Indiana. It'll be fine. 17 00:00:59.708 --> 00:01:02.125 A Bar Mitzvah is the event that defines you. 18 00:01:02.208 --> 00:01:04.291 -The Jewish Super Bowl. -[chuckles] 19 00:01:04.375 --> 00:01:07.166 What kind of killer party can I have in Indiana? 20 00:01:07.250 --> 00:01:09.250 -[door opens] -I don't even know anyone there. 21 00:01:09.333 --> 00:01:11.625 [breathless] Hi, Rabbi Shapiro. 22 00:01:11.708 --> 00:01:13.083 Jessica. 23 00:01:13.166 --> 00:01:15.458 -Evan tells me you're doing well. -[Jessica] Oh yeah. 24 00:01:16.375 --> 00:01:18.125 The weather's great at rock bottom. 25 00:01:19.333 --> 00:01:21.375 -Kidding. -She's not kidding. 26 00:01:21.458 --> 00:01:22.833 [quietly] I'm not kidding. 27 00:01:22.916 --> 00:01:24.875 -Hey. We'll chat when you get there, okay? -Mm-hm. 28 00:01:24.958 --> 00:01:25.916 High five. 29 00:01:29.208 --> 00:01:31.250 It's gonna be a long drive, 30 00:01:31.333 --> 00:01:33.875 but Grandma is so excited that we're coming. 31 00:01:33.958 --> 00:01:35.791 She's FaceTiming every five minutes. 32 00:01:35.875 --> 00:01:38.666 At least I think it's her. All I see is neck. 33 00:01:38.750 --> 00:01:40.875 That's me, Evan Goldman. 34 00:01:40.958 --> 00:01:44.750 And I live at 224 West 92nd Street in the heart of New York City. 35 00:01:44.833 --> 00:01:47.625 I'm about to turn 13 and have my Bar Mitzvah. 36 00:01:48.666 --> 00:01:51.416 It was gonna be the biggest party. My whole class was coming. 37 00:01:51.500 --> 00:01:53.208 Everything was going so well. 38 00:01:53.291 --> 00:01:54.666 We had a happy family. 39 00:01:54.750 --> 00:01:58.000 Until my dad met someone else, and my parents broke up. 40 00:01:58.083 --> 00:02:00.833 ♪ Picture me Just another cool kid ♪ 41 00:02:00.916 --> 00:02:03.666 ♪ In NYC Near the park and the Met ♪ 42 00:02:03.750 --> 00:02:06.166 ♪ Got my crew Everything was great ♪ 43 00:02:06.250 --> 00:02:09.166 ♪ And I never knew Just how bad it would get ♪ 44 00:02:09.250 --> 00:02:12.041 ♪ Who'd have guessed Dad would ruin everything? ♪ 45 00:02:12.125 --> 00:02:14.791 ♪ Mom's depressed And her lawyers are mean ♪ 46 00:02:14.875 --> 00:02:17.291 ♪ Now I'm stressed Life is a disaster ♪ 47 00:02:17.375 --> 00:02:20.208 ♪ And I'm cracking from the strain Going totally insane ♪ 48 00:02:20.291 --> 00:02:23.791 ♪ And I'm just about to turn Just about to turn, just about to turn ♪ 49 00:02:23.875 --> 00:02:24.875 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 50 00:02:24.958 --> 00:02:25.958 ♪ Everything switches ♪ 51 00:02:26.041 --> 00:02:28.375 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ Everything turns around ♪ 52 00:02:28.458 --> 00:02:30.541 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ End up in stitches ♪ 53 00:02:30.625 --> 00:02:32.625 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ Hide away underground ♪ 54 00:02:32.708 --> 00:02:33.750 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 55 00:02:33.833 --> 00:02:35.083 ♪ Can I get through it? ♪ 56 00:02:35.166 --> 00:02:37.375 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ Life'll change overnight ♪ 57 00:02:37.458 --> 00:02:39.625 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ How do I do it? ♪ 58 00:02:39.708 --> 00:02:41.916 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ Nothing is going right ♪ 59 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:44.583 ♪ The best and the worst And the most and the least ♪ 60 00:02:44.666 --> 00:02:47.875 ♪ And the crazy and the scary And I'm standing on the edge! ♪ 61 00:02:49.333 --> 00:02:50.166 [man] Hey, Evan. 62 00:02:51.583 --> 00:02:53.250 Here's your stuff from the house. 63 00:02:54.875 --> 00:02:56.000 You okay, kiddo? 64 00:02:56.083 --> 00:03:00.333 I want to stay here. In my school. With my friends. 65 00:03:00.416 --> 00:03:02.833 Like, are we even still a family? 66 00:03:03.916 --> 00:03:05.583 Of course we are. 67 00:03:05.666 --> 00:03:07.750 And we are working it all out. 68 00:03:07.833 --> 00:03:09.833 It is going to be great. 69 00:03:10.500 --> 00:03:11.333 Great. 70 00:03:12.500 --> 00:03:14.000 Know what would've been great? 71 00:03:14.083 --> 00:03:16.333 If you didn't blow everything up and ruin my life! 72 00:03:16.416 --> 00:03:17.291 Evan! 73 00:03:19.583 --> 00:03:22.375 ♪ Twelve years old Everything that used to be ♪ 74 00:03:22.458 --> 00:03:25.166 ♪ Good as gold Starts to crumble and crack ♪ 75 00:03:25.250 --> 00:03:27.625 ♪ Pressure mounts Once it was a joke ♪ 76 00:03:27.708 --> 00:03:30.625 ♪ Now it really counts And there's no turning back ♪ 77 00:03:30.708 --> 00:03:33.166 -♪ Life goes wrong ♪ -♪ Suddenly they're yelling ♪ 78 00:03:33.250 --> 00:03:36.125 ♪ That your hair's too long Or your room isn't clean ♪ 79 00:03:36.208 --> 00:03:38.791 -♪ Roll along ♪ -♪ Every conversation ♪ 80 00:03:38.875 --> 00:03:40.458 ♪ Is another lost cause ♪ 81 00:03:40.541 --> 00:03:43.000 ♪ Or a list of my flaws And I'm just about to turn ♪ 82 00:03:43.083 --> 00:03:46.041 ♪ Just about to turn God, I'm gonna turn 13! ♪ 83 00:03:46.125 --> 00:03:48.125 -♪ What am I doing? ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 84 00:03:48.208 --> 00:03:50.708 -♪ Who am I gonna be? ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 85 00:03:50.791 --> 00:03:52.958 -♪ Somebody listen ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 86 00:03:53.041 --> 00:03:54.458 ♪ Somebody talk to me ♪ 87 00:03:54.541 --> 00:04:00.000 ♪ Why is my life a complete disaster? How did things get so far off track? ♪ 88 00:04:00.083 --> 00:04:05.583 ♪ How can I not go to Indiana? How do I get my family back? ♪ 89 00:04:05.666 --> 00:04:10.291 ♪ I wanna fly, wanna run, wanna drive Wanna get rich, wanna get mad ♪ 90 00:04:10.375 --> 00:04:14.250 ♪ Wanna get out, wanna get my braces off Wanna get my nose pierced ♪ 91 00:04:14.333 --> 00:04:17.000 ♪ Wanna grow my hair long But all I keep hearing is ♪ 92 00:04:17.083 --> 00:04:19.875 ♪ No, you're not ready! No, it's not time yet! ♪ 93 00:04:19.958 --> 00:04:22.791 ♪ No, it's not right now! Wait until you're older! ♪ 94 00:04:22.875 --> 00:04:25.416 ♪ No, you're not ready! No, it's not time yet! ♪ 95 00:04:25.500 --> 00:04:28.250 ♪ No, it's not right now! Wait until you're older! ♪ 96 00:04:28.333 --> 00:04:31.125 ♪ No, you're not ready! No, it's not time yet! ♪ 97 00:04:31.208 --> 00:04:33.791 ♪ No, it's not right now! Wait until you're older! ♪ 98 00:04:33.875 --> 00:04:36.708 ♪ Homework! Laundry! Dishes! Courses! ♪ 99 00:04:36.791 --> 00:04:40.041 ♪ Just settle down and hold your horses! ♪ 100 00:04:56.291 --> 00:04:57.833 What were you thinking? 101 00:04:57.916 --> 00:05:00.333 You scared me. You can't just run away. 102 00:05:00.416 --> 00:05:02.125 Isn't that what you're doing? 103 00:05:02.208 --> 00:05:04.708 No! That's… It's different. 104 00:05:06.416 --> 00:05:08.750 -Evan. Honey. -[Evan] I know, Mom. 105 00:05:08.833 --> 00:05:12.250 "We'll get through it. It'll be fine. You'll make new friends." 106 00:05:13.416 --> 00:05:17.041 I just wanted to make sure you went to the bathroom before we left. 107 00:05:17.125 --> 00:05:18.375 Oh, I-- I'm good. 108 00:05:18.458 --> 00:05:21.416 Good, but all that other stuff too. 109 00:05:23.458 --> 00:05:25.750 Mom, I hate this. 110 00:05:25.833 --> 00:05:27.833 And I hate that Dad met someone else. 111 00:05:28.500 --> 00:05:30.041 I know, kiddo. Me too. 112 00:05:32.291 --> 00:05:33.916 We'll get through this. 113 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:36.000 ♪ Just about to turn Just about to turn ♪ 114 00:05:36.083 --> 00:05:38.916 ♪ Just about to turn Just about to turn 13! ♪ 115 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:41.125 -♪ Something is coming ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 116 00:05:41.208 --> 00:05:43.583 -♪ Something is blowing up ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 117 00:05:43.666 --> 00:05:45.708 -♪ Something is humming ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 118 00:05:45.791 --> 00:05:47.916 -♪ Somebody's growing up ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 119 00:05:50.125 --> 00:05:51.208 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 120 00:05:53.041 --> 00:05:54.083 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 121 00:05:56.083 --> 00:05:56.916 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 122 00:05:58.916 --> 00:06:01.541 ♪ The best and the worst And the most and the least ♪ 123 00:06:01.625 --> 00:06:05.708 ♪ And the crazy and the scary And we're just about to turn 13! ♪ 124 00:06:07.375 --> 00:06:09.375 [cow moos] 125 00:06:47.333 --> 00:06:50.166 Oh! Look at that stunning sunset. 126 00:06:54.083 --> 00:06:56.833 No buildings. No smog. No stress. 127 00:06:56.916 --> 00:06:59.333 No people. Literally no people. 128 00:07:01.458 --> 00:07:04.625 Thank God. I was so worried. 129 00:07:04.708 --> 00:07:06.000 How was that drive? 130 00:07:06.083 --> 00:07:07.291 [chuckles weakly] 131 00:07:08.708 --> 00:07:10.750 Oh. You look terrible. 132 00:07:11.833 --> 00:07:13.625 What? Hug your mother already. 133 00:07:14.458 --> 00:07:15.458 I'm okay, Mom. 134 00:07:18.333 --> 00:07:20.333 You're not. A mother knows. 135 00:07:21.666 --> 00:07:24.208 Evan. Evan! [laughs] 136 00:07:24.291 --> 00:07:25.166 Hi, Grandma. 137 00:07:29.750 --> 00:07:30.583 What? 138 00:07:31.541 --> 00:07:32.541 I'm fine. 139 00:07:32.625 --> 00:07:35.291 You're not. A grandma knows. Come on. 140 00:07:43.583 --> 00:07:45.875 Wow, this place looks exactly the same. 141 00:07:45.958 --> 00:07:48.333 [Grandma] I'm surprised you remember. 142 00:07:48.416 --> 00:07:50.458 You haven't been here since you were five, 143 00:07:50.541 --> 00:07:54.291 but if it took a divorce to get you to come back, maybe it's a good thing. 144 00:07:54.375 --> 00:07:57.583 -Mom! -What? I look at the bright side. 145 00:07:58.333 --> 00:08:00.416 -Come on, I'll show you your room. -[Evan] All righty. 146 00:08:00.500 --> 00:08:02.125 -[Grandma] I'll take the bag. -[Evan] Okay. 147 00:08:02.208 --> 00:08:05.416 [Grandma] Oh my God, it's heavy. What do you have in here, rocks? 148 00:08:16.375 --> 00:08:17.416 Your room. 149 00:08:21.458 --> 00:08:22.708 Was this my mom's room? 150 00:08:22.791 --> 00:08:26.416 [Grandma] Yes, it was, but I've been using it as a yoga studio, 151 00:08:26.500 --> 00:08:29.250 so that might be what you smell. Sorry. 152 00:08:32.583 --> 00:08:33.416 Evan. 153 00:08:34.166 --> 00:08:36.083 I know you'll miss your friends 154 00:08:36.166 --> 00:08:38.916 and school and bagels. 155 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:40.583 But give it a chance. 156 00:08:40.666 --> 00:08:45.416 When your grandfather brought me here, I didn't think I'd ever get used to it. 157 00:08:45.500 --> 00:08:48.291 But 50 years later, he's dead, 158 00:08:48.375 --> 00:08:54.125 and I'm still here buying my bras, eggs, and tires all in one store. 159 00:08:54.208 --> 00:08:56.208 [both laugh] 160 00:09:00.416 --> 00:09:01.416 I love you. 161 00:09:02.416 --> 00:09:04.541 And not just because I have to. 162 00:09:17.833 --> 00:09:20.333 [cellphone vibrates] 163 00:09:37.083 --> 00:09:38.166 [owl hoots] 164 00:09:40.500 --> 00:09:41.708 [owl hoots] 165 00:09:42.625 --> 00:09:48.541 [sighs] This entire year has been lawyers and therapists and… carbs, 166 00:09:48.625 --> 00:09:53.166 and every mom on the Upper West Side asking, "How are you?" 167 00:09:53.250 --> 00:09:56.083 [sighs] I needed out. 168 00:09:56.166 --> 00:09:57.708 [Grandma] So you're out. 169 00:09:57.791 --> 00:10:00.416 Now you can start over. Do whatever you want. 170 00:10:00.916 --> 00:10:02.958 You could finally write again, huh? 171 00:10:03.458 --> 00:10:06.208 Mom. Give me a little time, okay? 172 00:10:06.291 --> 00:10:09.083 Take all the time you need. Who am I to judge? 173 00:10:09.166 --> 00:10:10.625 But, ticktock. 174 00:10:10.708 --> 00:10:12.125 I'm just saying. 175 00:10:12.916 --> 00:10:15.208 How can anyone sleep with all this quiet? 176 00:10:15.291 --> 00:10:18.375 Good morning, honey. Put away your video game. 177 00:10:18.458 --> 00:10:19.666 [Grandma] So, Evan, 178 00:10:19.750 --> 00:10:21.916 I was thinking about your Bar Mitzvah. 179 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:23.333 Okay, just curious. 180 00:10:23.416 --> 00:10:25.708 How many other Jews are there in Walkerton? 181 00:10:25.791 --> 00:10:27.208 If you include us? 182 00:10:28.500 --> 00:10:29.666 Us. 183 00:10:32.625 --> 00:10:33.750 Is there a temple? 184 00:10:33.833 --> 00:10:36.041 There is. It's called a church. 185 00:10:36.125 --> 00:10:38.791 So we'll do the party in the backyard. 186 00:10:38.875 --> 00:10:42.416 Oh, and I've got a boom box. You can make me a mixtape. 187 00:10:43.208 --> 00:10:44.583 What's a mixtape? 188 00:10:44.666 --> 00:10:46.291 Also, I'm new here. 189 00:10:46.375 --> 00:10:49.625 If my party is awful, I'll never live it down. 190 00:10:49.708 --> 00:10:54.166 I know it's important. We will make it good, I promise. 191 00:10:54.250 --> 00:10:56.208 It needs to be better than good. 192 00:10:57.041 --> 00:10:59.583 Okay. Tell you what. I'll plan it. 193 00:10:59.666 --> 00:11:01.291 -You'll plan it? -Yes. 194 00:11:01.375 --> 00:11:02.500 -You? -Yes. 195 00:11:02.583 --> 00:11:04.208 -[Jessica] Really? -[Evan] Yes, really. 196 00:11:04.291 --> 00:11:06.250 So it can be everything that I want. 197 00:11:07.333 --> 00:11:08.500 -Fine. -Good. 198 00:11:08.583 --> 00:11:09.708 -Good. -Good. 199 00:11:09.791 --> 00:11:10.750 -See? -[door opens] 200 00:11:10.833 --> 00:11:12.000 This is family. 201 00:11:12.083 --> 00:11:13.166 [girl] Miss Ruth! 202 00:11:13.750 --> 00:11:15.791 -Am I interrupting? -[all] No! 203 00:11:17.375 --> 00:11:18.791 Uh, hi, Miss Ruth. 204 00:11:18.875 --> 00:11:21.625 Patrice. Perfect. 205 00:11:22.541 --> 00:11:24.125 This is my daughter, Jessica. 206 00:11:24.208 --> 00:11:28.250 And I know it's been a while, but you and Evan remember each other, yes? 207 00:11:28.791 --> 00:11:30.083 -[Evan] No. -[Patrice] Not really. 208 00:11:30.166 --> 00:11:32.166 Miss Ruth, I came by to return your book. 209 00:11:32.666 --> 00:11:34.625 The Bell Jar. 210 00:11:34.708 --> 00:11:38.375 Oh, this book made me wanna be a writer. 211 00:11:38.458 --> 00:11:39.791 Isn't it a little sad? 212 00:11:39.875 --> 00:11:43.083 What's sad is you're the only one around here who knew it was sad. 213 00:11:43.583 --> 00:11:46.583 -Patrice, maybe you can show Evan around. -[Patrice] Sure. 214 00:11:46.666 --> 00:11:47.500 Great. 215 00:11:49.500 --> 00:11:51.500 -Wanna take some toast? -[Evan] I'm good. 216 00:11:53.791 --> 00:11:54.625 Okay. 217 00:11:55.666 --> 00:11:57.416 -That's a cool shirt. -Thanks. 218 00:11:57.500 --> 00:12:01.375 I try to warn people here that they're destroying our wildlife with landfills. 219 00:12:01.458 --> 00:12:04.500 -And how's that going? -Landfills are part of the tour. 220 00:12:04.583 --> 00:12:06.541 Patrice! Patrice! 221 00:12:07.166 --> 00:12:10.083 -Is that Evan? -Yeah. Evan, this is Archie. 222 00:12:10.166 --> 00:12:12.750 -Hey, Archie. -[Archie] I know what you're thinking. 223 00:12:13.250 --> 00:12:15.041 Yep, I'm faking it. 224 00:12:15.125 --> 00:12:17.250 I'm gonna show Evan around. 225 00:12:17.333 --> 00:12:20.625 This is around. Let me know if you run into Kendra. 226 00:12:21.208 --> 00:12:25.375 -Wait, who's Kendra? -An angel walking amongst us mere mortals. 227 00:12:25.458 --> 00:12:26.750 [chuckles] 228 00:12:26.833 --> 00:12:28.875 -Cool. I can't wait to meet her. -[Patrice laughs] 229 00:12:28.958 --> 00:12:31.958 I'm not planning on running into Kendra. We'll see you later. 230 00:12:32.458 --> 00:12:33.333 [Archie] Fine. 231 00:12:33.416 --> 00:12:34.666 I'll be here. 232 00:12:34.750 --> 00:12:35.833 [dramatically] Alone. 233 00:12:35.916 --> 00:12:37.791 The one child left behind. 234 00:12:37.875 --> 00:12:40.750 -Don't fall for it. -See you later, Archie! 235 00:12:40.833 --> 00:12:42.333 [Archie] Welcome to Walkerton. 236 00:12:42.416 --> 00:12:44.916 If someone offers to pray for you, let them. 237 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:46.208 [laughs] 238 00:12:47.208 --> 00:12:50.083 -So what is there to do around here? -Not much. 239 00:12:50.166 --> 00:12:52.000 Yesterday I finished YouTube. 240 00:12:52.500 --> 00:12:55.291 It's not nearly as exciting as your life in New York. 241 00:12:55.791 --> 00:12:57.375 Exciting, right. 242 00:12:57.458 --> 00:13:00.625 My dad gets a midlife crisis, and I get mid-America. 243 00:13:00.708 --> 00:13:03.916 Now I have to have my Bar Mitzvah in Walkerton, Indiana. 244 00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:07.958 For us Jews, it's the one day that's supposed to be happy and perfect. 245 00:13:08.041 --> 00:13:09.750 See, Catholics don't have that day. 246 00:13:09.833 --> 00:13:11.791 It would go against everything we believe in. 247 00:13:13.041 --> 00:13:15.458 [Evan] Back home, your party defines you. 248 00:13:15.541 --> 00:13:18.875 Hey, you help with my petition to phase out single-use plastic, 249 00:13:18.958 --> 00:13:20.541 and I'll help you plan your party. 250 00:13:21.416 --> 00:13:23.791 Deal. And I'll make that my Mitzvah project. 251 00:13:24.500 --> 00:13:25.375 Your what? 252 00:13:25.958 --> 00:13:27.250 When you have a Bar Mitzvah, 253 00:13:27.333 --> 00:13:29.791 you get to pick a charity project that helps others. 254 00:13:30.416 --> 00:13:31.750 This is all working out. 255 00:13:31.833 --> 00:13:35.250 We'll find the best DJ at the best ballroom at the best hotel. 256 00:13:35.333 --> 00:13:38.083 -Which is the Best Western. -What? 257 00:13:44.208 --> 00:13:46.000 Okay, where to start? 258 00:13:49.291 --> 00:13:54.291 ♪ Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen Up the block, there's a Walmart ♪ 259 00:13:54.375 --> 00:13:58.333 ♪ There's a place You can accessorize your pets ♪ 260 00:13:59.958 --> 00:14:05.666 ♪ A school, a tree, a couple of churches And no matter how hard anybody searches ♪ 261 00:14:05.750 --> 00:14:10.583 ♪ That's about as thrilling As this dumbass village gets ♪ 262 00:14:10.666 --> 00:14:14.875 ♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪ 263 00:14:14.958 --> 00:14:17.458 ♪ But it just got a little bit better ♪ 264 00:14:18.916 --> 00:14:21.500 ♪ So don't disappear ♪ 265 00:14:21.583 --> 00:14:25.583 ♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪ 266 00:14:25.666 --> 00:14:30.375 ♪ But I'm pretty sure It's not as lame as it was before ♪ 267 00:14:30.458 --> 00:14:33.958 ♪ Now that you're here ♪ 268 00:14:35.500 --> 00:14:38.708 Come on, I'll show you the hillside where everyone waits for the resurrection. 269 00:14:38.791 --> 00:14:41.250 And tomorrow, I can show you the haunted barn. 270 00:14:42.833 --> 00:14:47.500 ♪ Forty miles to the nearest river Sixty miles to the airport ♪ 271 00:14:47.583 --> 00:14:51.958 ♪ When we plan our escape That's where we're gonna have to be ♪ 272 00:14:52.041 --> 00:14:53.083 [cow moos] 273 00:14:53.166 --> 00:14:56.000 ♪ It's a shame, it's a sham It's a terrible pity ♪ 274 00:14:56.083 --> 00:14:58.833 ♪ You got dragged away From New York City ♪ 275 00:14:58.916 --> 00:15:03.750 ♪ It's major suck for you But it's amazing luck for me ♪ 276 00:15:03.833 --> 00:15:08.625 ♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪ 277 00:15:08.708 --> 00:15:14.500 ♪ And you're completely exotic ♪ 278 00:15:14.583 --> 00:15:20.000 ♪ Intellectual, neurotic ♪ 279 00:15:20.083 --> 00:15:24.208 ♪ You would never have a shot ♪ 280 00:15:24.291 --> 00:15:30.291 ♪ Except you found the perfect guide ♪ 281 00:15:30.375 --> 00:15:36.041 ♪ And though I don't really know you ♪ 282 00:15:36.125 --> 00:15:41.458 ♪ I can hardly wait to show you ♪ 283 00:15:41.541 --> 00:15:44.208 ♪ Every fake and freak Every fool and clown ♪ 284 00:15:44.291 --> 00:15:47.125 ♪ Since the Chippewas settled This stupid town ♪ 285 00:15:47.208 --> 00:15:49.833 ♪ Let 'em laugh, they won't keep me down ♪ 286 00:15:49.916 --> 00:15:55.916 ♪ With you by my side! ♪ 287 00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:59.875 ♪ And it just got a little bit better ♪ 288 00:15:59.958 --> 00:16:02.500 ♪ Amazing but true ♪ 289 00:16:02.583 --> 00:16:08.250 ♪ Yes, the lamest place in the world Has lots of flaws ♪ 290 00:16:08.333 --> 00:16:10.750 ♪ But maybe it'll be fine ♪ 291 00:16:10.833 --> 00:16:13.250 ♪ Because it brought me ♪ 292 00:16:13.333 --> 00:16:20.333 ♪ To you! ♪ 293 00:16:28.833 --> 00:16:32.791 -[Evan] Mom, Patrice is waiting for me! -[Jessica] Books. Where are your books? 294 00:16:32.875 --> 00:16:35.541 There are no books. It's the first day. It's just the first day. 295 00:16:35.625 --> 00:16:36.541 Okay, okay, okay. 296 00:16:38.083 --> 00:16:40.416 -[Evan wheezes] -[sighs] I am so proud of you. 297 00:16:40.500 --> 00:16:42.750 [strained voice] You're popping my lung. Okay. 298 00:16:46.541 --> 00:16:47.416 Hey! 299 00:16:48.833 --> 00:16:49.708 Love you, Mom. 300 00:16:51.333 --> 00:16:52.166 [Jessica sighs] 301 00:16:58.458 --> 00:17:00.625 [Patrice] I'm so excited about my petition. 302 00:17:01.166 --> 00:17:04.250 We can set things up at lunch, and I'll show you where everything is. 303 00:17:04.333 --> 00:17:08.458 [boy] Eddie, Malcolm, check this out. We're in a canoe. Right? 304 00:17:08.541 --> 00:17:11.666 -Come on, Ev, let's get inside. -One second. 305 00:17:11.750 --> 00:17:15.250 I said, "Yo, dude, what happened to your toe?" 306 00:17:15.333 --> 00:17:17.875 And he said, "Leeches." 307 00:17:17.958 --> 00:17:20.208 -[mouths] What? -Bro, what? 308 00:17:20.291 --> 00:17:23.125 -Hey, Brett got taller, huh? -[boy] No way, man. 309 00:17:23.208 --> 00:17:24.125 Lucy! 310 00:17:24.750 --> 00:17:26.708 You're totally into Brett. 311 00:17:26.791 --> 00:17:30.375 [chuckles] I did think about him all summer and… 312 00:17:30.458 --> 00:17:32.458 we would look good together and 313 00:17:32.541 --> 00:17:34.000 we are in eighth grade now. 314 00:17:34.083 --> 00:17:35.000 [girl 1] Yeah, girl! 315 00:17:35.083 --> 00:17:36.125 [girl 2] Lucy! 316 00:17:36.208 --> 00:17:38.500 [Lucy] Bestie! Hi, Mrs. Duncan! 317 00:17:38.583 --> 00:17:39.791 [Mrs. Duncan] Hi, Lucy! 318 00:17:40.583 --> 00:17:44.791 Lucy, it was the worst summer ever. She put me in summer school. 319 00:17:44.875 --> 00:17:46.333 Everyone's at camp having fun, 320 00:17:46.416 --> 00:17:49.291 and I'm doing Bible study and Latin and violin and science 321 00:17:49.375 --> 00:17:52.625 while she picks out all my clothes and watches over everything I do. 322 00:17:53.125 --> 00:17:54.375 -[Lucy] Horrible! -[boy] KC! 323 00:17:54.458 --> 00:17:56.625 -Hey, there's Brett. -[boy] Carlos, what's up? 324 00:17:56.708 --> 00:18:00.416 I know! Listen, Kendra. I've been dying to tell you about how Brett… 325 00:18:00.500 --> 00:18:01.708 Hi, everybody! 326 00:18:03.833 --> 00:18:05.041 Hey, Kendra. 327 00:18:06.166 --> 00:18:07.041 [Kendra] Hey. 328 00:18:07.791 --> 00:18:09.083 Hey. 329 00:18:10.208 --> 00:18:12.000 -Hey. -Hey. 330 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:13.958 Hey. 331 00:18:14.041 --> 00:18:16.541 [kids chuckle] 332 00:18:19.666 --> 00:18:21.250 I've really missed you, Kendra. 333 00:18:21.333 --> 00:18:22.750 [all] Aw! 334 00:18:22.833 --> 00:18:24.125 This might have been 335 00:18:24.791 --> 00:18:26.041 the longest summer ever. 336 00:18:26.125 --> 00:18:27.125 [all] Aw! 337 00:18:27.208 --> 00:18:29.708 Nope! Same amount of months. 338 00:18:30.500 --> 00:18:33.000 -But I saved every one of our texts. -[girls] Aw! 339 00:18:34.041 --> 00:18:36.000 Hold up. You two have been texting? 340 00:18:36.083 --> 00:18:37.875 -Yeah, we have. -Yeah, we have. 341 00:18:39.041 --> 00:18:42.416 I thought your mom took away your phone. You hardly texted me, like, 342 00:18:43.333 --> 00:18:44.166 at all. 343 00:18:44.250 --> 00:18:48.125 Well, yeah, but whenever I could sneak it, Brett and I would text. 344 00:18:50.625 --> 00:18:52.541 Kendra, yeah, can we chat a sec? 345 00:18:53.250 --> 00:18:56.750 Brett, I was thinking about lots of things when we were apart this summer. 346 00:18:57.250 --> 00:18:59.541 Yeah? Things like? 347 00:19:01.125 --> 00:19:03.666 ♪ This summer I was losing my mind ♪ 348 00:19:03.750 --> 00:19:05.875 ♪ Trying to keep myself busy ♪ 349 00:19:05.958 --> 00:19:08.750 -♪ 'Stead of thinking 'bout you ♪ -♪ Thinking about you ♪ 350 00:19:08.833 --> 00:19:12.375 ♪ No matter how I acted I could never really get distracted ♪ 351 00:19:12.458 --> 00:19:14.250 ♪ And the mystery in my mind That I can't dismiss ♪ 352 00:19:14.333 --> 00:19:16.333 ♪ Is when I'm ever gonna Get my first real kiss ♪ 353 00:19:16.416 --> 00:19:20.166 ♪ I spend every night and day Just thinking about how I could get away ♪ 354 00:19:20.250 --> 00:19:22.083 ♪ But I'm stuck in jail I can't get free ♪ 355 00:19:22.166 --> 00:19:24.250 ♪ 'Cause there's my mother Always watching me ♪ 356 00:19:24.333 --> 00:19:27.166 ♪ I tried to do the stuff I love to do ♪ 357 00:19:27.250 --> 00:19:29.958 ♪ But every song, every game It's all the same ♪ 358 00:19:30.041 --> 00:19:35.166 ♪ It just made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪ 359 00:19:35.250 --> 00:19:37.375 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 360 00:19:37.458 --> 00:19:43.125 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 361 00:19:43.208 --> 00:19:45.416 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 362 00:19:45.500 --> 00:19:48.166 ♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪ 363 00:19:48.250 --> 00:19:51.041 ♪ Same story, I was losing my mind ♪ 364 00:19:51.125 --> 00:19:54.958 ♪ On the shores of Lake Wawasee 'Stead of being with you ♪ 365 00:19:55.041 --> 00:19:56.083 ♪ Being with you ♪ 366 00:19:56.166 --> 00:19:58.375 ♪ Sometimes when I couldn't write I was beaming thoughts ♪ 367 00:19:58.458 --> 00:19:59.458 ♪ From my brain at night ♪ 368 00:19:59.541 --> 00:20:01.125 ♪ From the mess hall, the canteen ♪ 369 00:20:01.208 --> 00:20:03.791 ♪ From the lake, from the lodge The latrine that I had to clean ♪ 370 00:20:03.875 --> 00:20:07.458 ♪ Thinking, "All I really wanna do Is to have my first real kiss with you" ♪ 371 00:20:07.541 --> 00:20:09.375 ♪ "Where it's dark and quiet And romantic" ♪ 372 00:20:09.458 --> 00:20:11.458 ♪ "Without your mom standing there Getting frantic" ♪ 373 00:20:11.541 --> 00:20:14.708 ♪ And now I'm here beside you Like a dream come true ♪ 374 00:20:14.791 --> 00:20:17.000 ♪ Every minute, every day I was kept away ♪ 375 00:20:17.083 --> 00:20:22.500 ♪ Only made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪ 376 00:20:22.583 --> 00:20:24.708 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 377 00:20:24.791 --> 00:20:30.166 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪ 378 00:20:30.250 --> 00:20:32.541 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 379 00:20:32.625 --> 00:20:35.041 ♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪ 380 00:20:35.125 --> 00:20:37.666 Who are those guys? Introduce me. 381 00:20:37.750 --> 00:20:40.833 Those aren't my friends. Let's just go, okay. 382 00:20:44.958 --> 00:20:47.791 -Hi, man. Nice kicks. -Huh. Thanks. 383 00:20:47.875 --> 00:20:49.583 Oh, you're the new kid, right? 384 00:20:49.666 --> 00:20:51.458 Yeah, I'm Evan Goldman. I'm from New York. 385 00:20:51.541 --> 00:20:53.791 -What's up? Brett Sampson. -Good to meet you. 386 00:20:53.875 --> 00:20:55.708 I'm Kendra Duncan. Hi. 387 00:20:55.791 --> 00:20:58.416 Wait, you're Kendra? The Kendra? 388 00:20:58.500 --> 00:21:01.291 You know what just happened when Evan said the name "Kendra"? 389 00:21:01.375 --> 00:21:02.583 [everyone] What?! 390 00:21:04.375 --> 00:21:06.333 ♪ It made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with ♪ 391 00:21:06.416 --> 00:21:08.416 ♪ It made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with ♪ 392 00:21:08.500 --> 00:21:10.750 ♪ It made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with ♪ 393 00:21:10.833 --> 00:21:11.833 [school bell rings] 394 00:21:13.750 --> 00:21:17.208 ♪ You! ♪ 395 00:21:17.291 --> 00:21:19.333 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 396 00:21:19.416 --> 00:21:24.875 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 397 00:21:24.958 --> 00:21:27.083 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 398 00:21:27.166 --> 00:21:32.791 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 399 00:21:32.875 --> 00:21:35.291 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 400 00:21:35.375 --> 00:21:39.791 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 401 00:21:39.875 --> 00:21:41.958 -♪ I've been waiting for you ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 402 00:21:42.041 --> 00:21:44.791 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting all summer… ♪ 403 00:21:44.875 --> 00:21:45.708 Wait for me! 404 00:21:45.791 --> 00:21:47.458 -♪ …you! ♪ -Guys, wait up. Wait. Hi! 405 00:21:47.541 --> 00:21:48.375 [bell rings] 406 00:21:48.458 --> 00:21:51.041 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 407 00:21:51.125 --> 00:21:55.750 ♪ Waiting all summer for you ♪ 408 00:21:55.833 --> 00:21:58.500 -[Evan] Where's the main office? -Oh, come with us. 409 00:21:58.583 --> 00:22:00.833 Oh. Yeah. Cool. 410 00:22:03.750 --> 00:22:05.291 You're not upset, are you? 411 00:22:06.583 --> 00:22:07.875 No, I just think 412 00:22:08.708 --> 00:22:11.666 texting all summer with someone you wanna have your first kiss with 413 00:22:11.750 --> 00:22:14.583 is something you tell your best friend, if, you know, 414 00:22:14.666 --> 00:22:16.125 she really is your best friend. 415 00:22:16.208 --> 00:22:17.833 Don't even say that, Lucy. 416 00:22:18.708 --> 00:22:20.416 Of course I'm happy for you. 417 00:22:21.375 --> 00:22:22.625 And it will all work out. 418 00:22:23.333 --> 00:22:26.291 I mean, assuming no one else likes him. [scoffs] 419 00:22:26.958 --> 00:22:27.958 -Right. -Out. 420 00:22:30.625 --> 00:22:34.458 Kendra, check it out. Evan just invited us to his big party. 421 00:22:34.541 --> 00:22:37.750 -It's my Bar Mitzvah. This fall. -What's a Bar Mitzvah, exactly? 422 00:22:37.833 --> 00:22:40.125 It's this Jewish thing where they make you talk backwards 423 00:22:40.208 --> 00:22:41.958 and everyone gets circumcised. 424 00:22:42.041 --> 00:22:43.000 What? 425 00:22:43.083 --> 00:22:44.000 Uh! 426 00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:46.166 N-- No! 427 00:22:46.250 --> 00:22:49.833 It's a party. With dancing. And a DJ. 428 00:22:49.916 --> 00:22:51.083 It'll be awesome. 429 00:22:51.166 --> 00:22:52.875 -[Lucy] Oh. -[kids laugh] 430 00:22:52.958 --> 00:22:54.875 Actually, my friend, Patrice, helped me plan it. 431 00:22:54.958 --> 00:22:57.166 [Lucy, scornfully] Patrice? That Patrice? 432 00:22:57.250 --> 00:22:59.791 Sign the petition for compostable cutlery. 433 00:22:59.875 --> 00:23:02.083 Do what's right. Not easy. 434 00:23:02.625 --> 00:23:04.791 -[boy] That was easy. -[laughter breaks out] 435 00:23:05.375 --> 00:23:07.083 [smugly] Yeah, maybe not. 436 00:23:07.166 --> 00:23:08.208 Ooh. 437 00:23:09.041 --> 00:23:13.000 [Evan] She's good people. She, you know, just does her own thing. Patrice. 438 00:23:13.083 --> 00:23:14.708 No, she thinks she's better than everyone. 439 00:23:14.791 --> 00:23:17.458 Whatever, Lucy. Evan, can we talk? 440 00:23:18.208 --> 00:23:20.166 -[scoffs] -[Evan] One second, guys. 441 00:23:20.250 --> 00:23:21.791 What is going on, Patrice? 442 00:23:21.875 --> 00:23:24.500 -That's who you wanna hang out with? -I dunno. They seem cool. 443 00:23:24.583 --> 00:23:26.750 Is that what you want? To be "cool"? 444 00:23:27.291 --> 00:23:30.000 -I want them to come to my party. -Why? 445 00:23:30.083 --> 00:23:31.625 Because it's my Bar Mitzvah. 446 00:23:31.708 --> 00:23:33.791 I need a great party. What's your problem with them? 447 00:23:33.875 --> 00:23:38.375 Any group that has room for Lucy Hallman is not a group that I need to be part of. 448 00:23:38.458 --> 00:23:40.416 -[mouthing] -[Evan] How about this? 449 00:23:40.500 --> 00:23:43.583 They come to my Bar Mitzvah, and you and me have our own party. 450 00:23:43.666 --> 00:23:44.500 Just us. 451 00:23:45.291 --> 00:23:46.833 Boom. Everyone's happy. 452 00:23:48.166 --> 00:23:50.000 You did not just say that. 453 00:23:50.083 --> 00:23:52.916 Whatever's going on between you all, I can help fix it. 454 00:23:54.208 --> 00:23:56.083 Whatever. I don't even care. 455 00:23:56.791 --> 00:23:58.916 -Patrice, I… -[footsteps receding] 456 00:24:03.041 --> 00:24:05.458 Archie, what just happened? 457 00:24:06.375 --> 00:24:07.333 Middle school. 458 00:24:08.500 --> 00:24:10.250 -Juice box? -[Patrice] Thanks, Zee. 459 00:24:11.000 --> 00:24:13.208 Sometimes it helps just to puncture something. 460 00:24:20.250 --> 00:24:21.541 You don't have to help me. 461 00:24:22.375 --> 00:24:23.791 [Jessica] I wanna be useful. 462 00:24:28.875 --> 00:24:29.791 [Jessica sighs] 463 00:24:32.500 --> 00:24:33.500 Jessica! 464 00:24:34.291 --> 00:24:37.541 There are seven trillion nerves in the human body, 465 00:24:37.625 --> 00:24:40.041 and you are getting on every one of mine. 466 00:24:41.333 --> 00:24:43.250 Find something to do. 467 00:24:43.333 --> 00:24:46.458 I know. You could finally write your novel. 468 00:24:46.541 --> 00:24:47.875 What would I write about? 469 00:24:47.958 --> 00:24:50.708 That my son resents me for blowing up his life? 470 00:24:50.791 --> 00:24:55.000 Or that after putting my own life on hold so my husband could build up his law firm, 471 00:24:55.083 --> 00:24:57.750 he betrays me, so our marriage implodes? 472 00:24:57.833 --> 00:25:01.958 Or the kicker, I'm sleeping in the room where my mom keeps her orthopedic shoes 473 00:25:02.041 --> 00:25:06.000 because just when I've stopped asking, "How can things get any worse," 474 00:25:06.083 --> 00:25:08.416 I find myself starting completely over. 475 00:25:09.208 --> 00:25:13.208 -That's what I should write about? -I'll clear off your father's old desk. 476 00:25:13.291 --> 00:25:14.208 Thank you. 477 00:25:14.708 --> 00:25:16.208 -[whistle sounds] -[Brett] Set! 478 00:25:16.291 --> 00:25:19.250 -Okay, Kendra, spill the tea! -[Kendra] Okay. 479 00:25:19.333 --> 00:25:22.291 Brett wants to kiss me, and I wanna kiss him back. 480 00:25:22.375 --> 00:25:23.625 [all shout excitedly] 481 00:25:24.833 --> 00:25:26.041 Fun, right? 482 00:25:26.958 --> 00:25:29.416 Just remember, you only get one shot. Do it wrong, 483 00:25:29.916 --> 00:25:31.208 someone loses a tongue. 484 00:25:31.708 --> 00:25:35.416 -Are you sure you're ready? -Wait, Lucy, what's that scent? 485 00:25:35.500 --> 00:25:36.333 [sniffs] 486 00:25:36.416 --> 00:25:38.083 Is that jealousy? 487 00:25:38.166 --> 00:25:41.708 First of all, blend your contour before you come at me like that, Charlotte. 488 00:25:41.791 --> 00:25:43.875 -[girls laugh] -And second, we know how it works. 489 00:25:43.958 --> 00:25:46.875 Problem is, her mom will never let her be alone with him. 490 00:25:46.958 --> 00:25:50.666 We'll find a spot my mom won't know about. I always do what she tells me. 491 00:25:50.750 --> 00:25:54.333 I wanna decide something for myself. Be my own person, for once. 492 00:25:54.416 --> 00:25:57.375 -Mmm? -And that person wants to kiss Brett! 493 00:25:57.458 --> 00:25:58.333 [girls giggle] 494 00:25:59.125 --> 00:26:00.333 [laughs insincerely] 495 00:26:00.958 --> 00:26:03.500 Great. Call the motions. 496 00:26:03.583 --> 00:26:04.416 Right. 497 00:26:04.500 --> 00:26:06.708 Here. We. Go. 498 00:26:06.791 --> 00:26:08.500 -O-P-P! -O-P-P! 499 00:26:08.583 --> 00:26:10.333 -O-R-T! -O-R-T! 500 00:26:10.416 --> 00:26:12.708 -Unity! -Unity! 501 00:26:13.291 --> 00:26:16.708 ♪ Brett wants Kendra To be his girlfriend ♪ 502 00:26:18.916 --> 00:26:22.208 ♪ But Brett is the boy That I wanna be with ♪ 503 00:26:24.541 --> 00:26:28.750 ♪ I'm tired of being Second best to my best friend ♪ 504 00:26:30.458 --> 00:26:33.375 ♪ So she's smart, and she's pretty And she's nice, oh hey! ♪ 505 00:26:33.458 --> 00:26:36.500 ♪ I'm smart, and I'm pretty And I'm… anyway ♪ 506 00:26:36.583 --> 00:26:39.458 ♪ I'm a better choice to be with Brett And I can prove it if I get ♪ 507 00:26:39.541 --> 00:26:44.916 ♪An O-P-P, opportunity! O-P-P, opportunity! ♪ 508 00:26:45.833 --> 00:26:48.666 ♪ O-P-P, opportunity! ♪ 509 00:26:48.750 --> 00:26:51.333 -♪ O-P-P ♪ -♪ Opportunity ♪ 510 00:26:51.416 --> 00:26:57.333 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 511 00:26:57.416 --> 00:27:03.625 ♪ I'd show Brett what his girl oughta be If I only had an itty-bitty opportunity ♪ 512 00:27:04.583 --> 00:27:06.541 ♪ M-m-m, yeah ♪ 513 00:27:06.625 --> 00:27:10.041 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 514 00:27:10.125 --> 00:27:14.250 ♪ Oooh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh! ♪ 515 00:27:14.333 --> 00:27:15.333 ♪ Opportunity! ♪ 516 00:27:15.416 --> 00:27:18.333 ♪ Picture me Being Brett's new girlfriend ♪ 517 00:27:18.416 --> 00:27:21.125 ♪ Brett's got a brand-new girlfriend! ♪ 518 00:27:21.208 --> 00:27:23.916 ♪ Picture Kendra so happy for me ♪ 519 00:27:24.000 --> 00:27:26.958 ♪ Oooh, sad! ♪ 520 00:27:27.041 --> 00:27:30.125 ♪ Picture Brett Hanging out in my rec room ♪ 521 00:27:30.208 --> 00:27:32.583 ♪ Let's play another game of foosball ♪ 522 00:27:32.666 --> 00:27:35.833 ♪ I mean, we're basically the same Check us out, can't you tell? ♪ 523 00:27:35.916 --> 00:27:38.708 ♪ So I don't get football But I fake it really well ♪ 524 00:27:38.791 --> 00:27:42.041 ♪ I could show him I'm a better girl If someone just would get a girl ♪ 525 00:27:42.125 --> 00:27:44.833 ♪ An O-P-P, opportunity ♪ 526 00:27:44.916 --> 00:27:48.000 -♪ O-P-P, opportunity ♪ -♪ Hey-oh! ♪ 527 00:27:48.083 --> 00:27:53.208 ♪ O-P-P, opportunity O-P-P, opportunity ♪ 528 00:27:53.291 --> 00:27:59.958 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 529 00:28:00.041 --> 00:28:02.500 ♪ How will he know That he really wants me ♪ 530 00:28:02.583 --> 00:28:05.791 ♪ If he never even gets A little opportunity? ♪ 531 00:28:12.166 --> 00:28:14.708 ♪ Ho-ha! ♪ 532 00:28:14.791 --> 00:28:17.583 ♪ Here we go, here we go Here we go, huh! ♪ 533 00:28:17.666 --> 00:28:20.833 [rapping] ♪ Lucy's gonna get what Lucy deserves ♪ 534 00:28:20.916 --> 00:28:24.708 ♪ I've got the vision, the precision And the nerves, and I'm merciless ♪ 535 00:28:24.791 --> 00:28:26.708 ♪ I cast a curse, you can't reverse this ♪ 536 00:28:26.791 --> 00:28:29.291 ♪ I'm gonna be The first to get the first kiss ♪ 537 00:28:29.375 --> 00:28:30.958 -♪ Check that! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 538 00:28:31.041 --> 00:28:34.000 ♪ In the lunch room or the locker room I can rock a room like a shock, boom ♪ 539 00:28:34.083 --> 00:28:36.041 ♪ Your time is running out Tick-tick-tock, boom! ♪ 540 00:28:36.125 --> 00:28:37.791 ♪ Ever since we were three It's been Kendra and me ♪ 541 00:28:37.875 --> 00:28:41.625 ♪ But it's time now to break free Hashtag never underestimate me ♪ 542 00:28:41.708 --> 00:28:44.666 -♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 543 00:28:44.750 --> 00:28:47.125 -♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 544 00:28:47.208 --> 00:28:48.750 -♪ What's it gonna be? ♪ -♪ What? ♪ 545 00:28:48.833 --> 00:28:52.875 -♪ When am I gonna see some… ♪ -♪ O-P-P-O-R-T unity! ♪ 546 00:28:52.958 --> 00:28:58.750 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 547 00:28:58.833 --> 00:29:05.041 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 548 00:29:05.125 --> 00:29:07.541 ♪ What kind of best friend would I be ♪ 549 00:29:07.625 --> 00:29:10.833 ♪ If I didn't take advantage Of an opportunity? ♪ 550 00:29:15.666 --> 00:29:17.458 The guys are meeting me out front. 551 00:29:17.541 --> 00:29:20.375 Evan, I thought we agreed we'd have family breakfast? 552 00:29:20.458 --> 00:29:21.666 Look, I even cooked. 553 00:29:21.750 --> 00:29:23.041 -You cooked? -Yeah! 554 00:29:23.125 --> 00:29:26.375 Last time you cooked something from scratch, you summoned a demon. 555 00:29:26.458 --> 00:29:29.291 It was raw and burnt in the same bite. 556 00:29:29.791 --> 00:29:32.791 Just… try it. 557 00:29:35.125 --> 00:29:35.958 Sit. 558 00:29:41.916 --> 00:29:42.791 Uh-huh. 559 00:29:43.833 --> 00:29:45.041 Uh-huh. 560 00:29:45.125 --> 00:29:47.583 So? It's pretty good, right? 561 00:29:47.666 --> 00:29:49.833 -See? It's pretty good. -Good job, Mom. 562 00:29:49.916 --> 00:29:52.416 Pretty good. It's a really decent omelet. 563 00:29:53.958 --> 00:29:54.958 They're pancakes. 564 00:29:57.250 --> 00:29:58.125 Okay. 565 00:29:58.750 --> 00:30:02.208 What's going on with your party planning? You haven't told me anything. 566 00:30:02.291 --> 00:30:05.791 -Oh, I'm working on it. -Is Patrice still helping you? 567 00:30:05.875 --> 00:30:08.500 She didn't come around yesterday like she usually does. 568 00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:12.500 See, the thing is, I have a lot of friends now, 569 00:30:12.583 --> 00:30:14.833 and, you know, it's just fine. 570 00:30:14.916 --> 00:30:16.000 [cellphone buzzing] 571 00:30:23.041 --> 00:30:26.208 -Joel? -Hey, is Evan around? 572 00:30:26.291 --> 00:30:27.125 Uh… 573 00:30:27.833 --> 00:30:30.750 -Yeah, he's right here. -My friend's here. I gotta go. 574 00:30:30.833 --> 00:30:33.125 -[Jessica] Evan, talk to your father. -[Evan] Bye. 575 00:30:33.833 --> 00:30:34.666 [door shuts] 576 00:30:34.750 --> 00:30:36.416 Sorry, Joel, he ran off. 577 00:30:36.500 --> 00:30:40.000 I've been trying to reach him, but he won't answer my calls. 578 00:30:40.500 --> 00:30:43.875 Well, give him time. He's adjusting. 579 00:30:43.958 --> 00:30:45.166 Has he said anything 580 00:30:45.250 --> 00:30:47.666 about wanting me to come for the Bar Mitzvah? 581 00:30:48.708 --> 00:30:50.041 I will ask him again. 582 00:30:50.833 --> 00:30:52.625 Is he gonna be okay? 583 00:30:52.708 --> 00:30:53.875 Now? [scoffs] 584 00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:57.416 Now you're wondering if he's gonna be okay? 585 00:30:58.375 --> 00:30:59.625 I'll keep trying him. 586 00:31:00.666 --> 00:31:01.875 [cellphone beeps] 587 00:31:07.041 --> 00:31:08.958 [Evan] Come on, Eddie. Throw it to me. 588 00:31:09.833 --> 00:31:10.791 Come on! 589 00:31:11.833 --> 00:31:13.083 Let's go! Whoa! 590 00:31:14.958 --> 00:31:16.958 [boys laughing] 591 00:31:21.166 --> 00:31:22.291 [Archie] Hey, Patrice! 592 00:31:23.291 --> 00:31:24.375 Patrice! 593 00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:26.583 [unenthusiastically] What is it, Archie? 594 00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:32.083 -How come you haven't answered my texts? -Because I don't understand them. 595 00:31:32.166 --> 00:31:35.916 What's "H-C-Y-H-A-M-T"? 596 00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:39.083 How Come You Haven't Answered My Texts. 597 00:31:39.166 --> 00:31:40.041 Duh. 598 00:31:40.708 --> 00:31:42.375 What is it, Archie? 599 00:31:42.458 --> 00:31:45.208 You don't have to be mad at me 'cause you're mad at Evan. 600 00:31:45.291 --> 00:31:49.416 I'm not mad at him. All he cares about is that everyone comes to his party. 601 00:31:49.500 --> 00:31:51.416 Come on, he's just trying to fit in. 602 00:31:51.500 --> 00:31:52.833 Why are you defending him? 603 00:31:52.916 --> 00:31:55.541 Well, don't get mad at me. I'm upset too. 604 00:31:55.625 --> 00:31:58.416 If Kendra and Brett kiss, where does that leave me? 605 00:31:59.750 --> 00:32:01.958 I thought he was my friend, Archie. 606 00:32:03.291 --> 00:32:04.125 [sighs] 607 00:32:07.583 --> 00:32:11.000 Oh man, Brett, you're good at, like, everything you do. 608 00:32:11.500 --> 00:32:12.375 [Brett] Thanks. 609 00:32:13.666 --> 00:32:17.208 You know, I also play the guitar, and… 610 00:32:17.875 --> 00:32:21.125 Okay, you think I could play something at your party? 611 00:32:21.208 --> 00:32:24.500 -I also write my own songs. A little. -For real? 612 00:32:24.583 --> 00:32:26.958 Yeah, for anyone. I'm kinda good. 613 00:32:28.041 --> 00:32:30.416 I wrote one song called "Kendra," right? 614 00:32:31.166 --> 00:32:32.875 Oh, there's also, "Hey, Kendra." 615 00:32:33.708 --> 00:32:35.291 There's "Hey, Is Kendra Home?" 616 00:32:35.375 --> 00:32:37.875 I wrote that one while walking to her front door. 617 00:32:37.958 --> 00:32:39.458 Yes, you can play at my party. 618 00:32:40.500 --> 00:32:41.541 Thank you. 619 00:32:41.625 --> 00:32:42.583 [cellphone buzzes] 620 00:32:47.875 --> 00:32:49.416 [buzzing stops] 621 00:32:50.208 --> 00:32:52.000 Sorry about your parents breaking up. 622 00:32:52.500 --> 00:32:55.041 Mine did too, a few years ago. 623 00:32:56.333 --> 00:32:57.375 I hated it. 624 00:32:57.458 --> 00:33:00.416 I guess the hardest part for me was having to leave home. 625 00:33:00.916 --> 00:33:04.166 I couldn't imagine leaving here. It's where my stuff is. 626 00:33:04.958 --> 00:33:06.958 But also, there's… 627 00:33:07.041 --> 00:33:09.625 ♪ Kendra over there ♪ 628 00:33:12.250 --> 00:33:14.375 Man, I wanna kiss her. 629 00:33:14.458 --> 00:33:17.791 If you both wanna kiss so much, just kiss. 630 00:33:18.291 --> 00:33:22.458 It has to be somewhere special. Something she'll always remember. 631 00:33:22.541 --> 00:33:23.541 You know? 632 00:33:26.458 --> 00:33:28.666 Come on. We finna get some snacks. 633 00:33:30.250 --> 00:33:31.208 Checkmate. 634 00:33:31.291 --> 00:33:33.750 That's defense. Pay up, you fools. 635 00:33:33.833 --> 00:33:35.250 Into the donation bag. 636 00:33:36.833 --> 00:33:38.041 [Evan] What's up, Eddie? 637 00:33:41.000 --> 00:33:44.208 Yo, The Bloodmaster is closing this weekend. 638 00:33:44.291 --> 00:33:47.666 -I wish our folks would let us go. -Never gonna happen. 639 00:33:48.166 --> 00:33:49.916 [Eddie] We'll never see that movie. 640 00:33:50.416 --> 00:33:54.791 Wait. That's it. I know the perfect place for Brett and Kendra to kiss. 641 00:33:54.875 --> 00:33:57.458 For real? Yo, listen to this. 642 00:34:01.375 --> 00:34:02.416 ♪ Okay, listen up ♪ 643 00:34:02.500 --> 00:34:05.500 ♪ The solution to your problem Is The Bloodmaster ♪ 644 00:34:05.583 --> 00:34:06.916 -What? -Really? 645 00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:10.875 ♪ You say, "No, a horror movie Isn't where you have your first kiss" ♪ 646 00:34:10.958 --> 00:34:12.250 The Bloodmaster? 647 00:34:13.041 --> 00:34:15.875 ♪ Hear me out, there's a few Little things I wanna mention ♪ 648 00:34:15.958 --> 00:34:18.750 ♪ First, it's dark, and it's scary So you'll wanna hug tight ♪ 649 00:34:18.833 --> 00:34:21.625 ♪ There are folks all around But they're not paying attention ♪ 650 00:34:21.708 --> 00:34:24.708 ♪ 'Cause some wacko with an axe Is hacking everyone in sight ♪ 651 00:34:24.791 --> 00:34:26.208 ♪ So when you're in the market ♪ 652 00:34:26.291 --> 00:34:29.458 ♪ For a thing that makes your heart Pump the blood faster ♪ 653 00:34:30.125 --> 00:34:32.250 ♪ I suggest The Bloodmaster ♪ 654 00:34:33.250 --> 00:34:34.875 ♪ Friday night! ♪ 655 00:34:34.958 --> 00:34:38.041 Friday night? This is awesome. What do you think, Kendra? 656 00:34:38.125 --> 00:34:39.250 Um… 657 00:34:39.333 --> 00:34:42.541 ♪ Hold up, hold up Let me tell you where it's at ♪ 658 00:34:42.625 --> 00:34:45.291 ♪ Kendra's mom'll never let her See a movie like that ♪ 659 00:34:45.375 --> 00:34:48.458 ♪ And if she doesn't go Then I guess they can't do it ♪ 660 00:34:48.541 --> 00:34:50.416 -I guess she's kinda right. -I'm always right. 661 00:34:50.500 --> 00:34:53.333 ♪ Nothing to it, here's the deal Kendra never tells her mom ♪ 662 00:34:53.416 --> 00:34:55.708 ♪ That she's going to The Bloodmaster ♪ 663 00:34:55.791 --> 00:34:56.625 What do I say? 664 00:34:56.708 --> 00:35:00.416 ♪ 'Cause for real, she'll be heading Home with Lucy after school that day ♪ 665 00:35:00.500 --> 00:35:02.375 -My house? -Sleepover! Yay! 666 00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:05.708 ♪ At 6:45, Kendra Zooms with her mother ♪ 667 00:35:05.791 --> 00:35:08.458 ♪ And she asks if it's okay To hang with Lucy all night ♪ 668 00:35:08.541 --> 00:35:13.541 ♪ And at 7:05, Cassie's mom picks you up 'Cause everyone says Cassie's mom's cool ♪ 669 00:35:13.625 --> 00:35:14.583 ♪ That's right! ♪ 670 00:35:14.666 --> 00:35:18.958 ♪ And at 7:22, like a blizzard That's predicted by a forecaster ♪ 671 00:35:19.041 --> 00:35:19.875 ♪ Shoop shoop ♪ 672 00:35:19.958 --> 00:35:23.333 ♪ You drop into The Bloodmaster Friday ni-- ♪ 673 00:35:23.416 --> 00:35:26.166 ♪ Hold up, hold up I don't know what you mean ♪ 674 00:35:26.250 --> 00:35:28.916 ♪ 'Cause they won't let us in Until we're 17 ♪ 675 00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:32.833 ♪ So hold the applause And can the confetti ♪ 676 00:35:33.541 --> 00:35:36.375 ♪ I'm on it already! There's another movie playing ♪ 677 00:35:36.458 --> 00:35:39.458 ♪ At the theater Where we're gonna see The Bloodmaster ♪ 678 00:35:39.541 --> 00:35:40.583 ♪ The Bloodmaster! ♪ 679 00:35:40.666 --> 00:35:44.625 ♪ So we just buy tickets To the little kiddie movie instead ♪ 680 00:35:44.708 --> 00:35:46.500 ♪ Shoop shoop Shoop shoop ♪ 681 00:35:46.583 --> 00:35:49.416 ♪ Good luck, there's a manager Who doesn't miss a trick ♪ 682 00:35:49.500 --> 00:35:52.708 ♪ It's not a problem If we all get the moves just right ♪ 683 00:35:52.791 --> 00:35:55.458 ♪ I'll create a distraction With the guy who's taking tickets ♪ 684 00:35:55.541 --> 00:35:58.250 ♪ And we duck into the theater While you block us from sight ♪ 685 00:35:58.333 --> 00:35:59.166 ♪ Then we're in! ♪ 686 00:35:59.250 --> 00:36:03.125 ♪ Kendra gets to be the queen Brett gets to be the stud master! ♪ 687 00:36:03.833 --> 00:36:05.875 ♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪ 688 00:36:06.833 --> 00:36:10.291 -♪ Friday night! ♪ -♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪ 689 00:36:10.375 --> 00:36:13.166 ♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪ 690 00:36:14.166 --> 00:36:18.625 ♪ This Friday night! ♪ 691 00:36:18.708 --> 00:36:20.666 Great job. It's gonna be so much fun. 692 00:36:20.750 --> 00:36:22.166 -[boy] Sweet, Evan. -Walk with me. 693 00:36:22.250 --> 00:36:26.458 So, Evan Goldman, you figured it out! You're the hero. 694 00:36:27.166 --> 00:36:29.458 Not really. I mean, a little maybe, but… 695 00:36:29.541 --> 00:36:33.666 And it seems important that we all come to this party of yours because, 696 00:36:34.625 --> 00:36:37.375 well, if there's a party and I tell people not to come… 697 00:36:38.500 --> 00:36:39.916 there isn't a party. 698 00:36:41.875 --> 00:36:45.041 Why do I feel there's more to this chat than the one we're currently having? 699 00:36:47.291 --> 00:36:50.208 Here's the problem. You need people at your party. 700 00:36:50.291 --> 00:36:53.916 I need to make sure Brett and Kendra don't kiss at this movie on Friday, 701 00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:55.208 which was your idea. 702 00:36:55.750 --> 00:36:57.625 Why don't you want Brett and Kendra to k-- 703 00:36:58.583 --> 00:36:59.416 Oh. 704 00:37:00.291 --> 00:37:01.500 You see my dilemma. 705 00:37:01.583 --> 00:37:02.416 Of course, 706 00:37:03.166 --> 00:37:06.416 Kendra's my best friend, and I could never hurt her, so… 707 00:37:07.541 --> 00:37:10.583 You help me, I help you. It's quid pro quo! 708 00:37:10.666 --> 00:37:14.708 How am I supposed to stop them from getting together if they like each other? 709 00:37:14.791 --> 00:37:17.791 You're the guy with all the answers. You'll figure it out. 710 00:37:18.916 --> 00:37:21.416 Aw, I'm so glad we're friends. Aren't you? 711 00:37:23.250 --> 00:37:24.250 Bye! 712 00:37:27.416 --> 00:37:28.250 [Brett] Set! 713 00:37:28.333 --> 00:37:30.166 -[whistle blows] -[Brett] Set! 714 00:37:31.541 --> 00:37:34.500 [Kendra] All right, everyone, let's try this again. Ready, Lucy? 715 00:37:34.583 --> 00:37:36.041 Five, six, seven… 716 00:37:36.125 --> 00:37:38.500 -Hey, Archie. How you doing? -Pretty good. 717 00:37:39.625 --> 00:37:42.000 I guess Patrice is still pretty mad at me, huh? 718 00:37:42.500 --> 00:37:46.583 Well, you chose those guys over her. My guess is she hates you. 719 00:37:47.208 --> 00:37:48.666 [Kendra] Oh, let me grab my bag. 720 00:37:51.500 --> 00:37:53.375 Oh! Cute shirt, Archie. 721 00:37:53.458 --> 00:37:54.708 [stutters] 722 00:37:56.750 --> 00:37:59.416 [struggling to form words] 723 00:37:59.500 --> 00:38:00.708 Did you see that? 724 00:38:00.791 --> 00:38:02.750 Way to play it cool, Arch. 725 00:38:02.833 --> 00:38:05.166 If I could have ten minutes sitting next to her, 726 00:38:05.250 --> 00:38:07.500 I would know that I had not lived my life in vain. 727 00:38:08.500 --> 00:38:10.750 -Does she know you like her? -Oh. 728 00:38:11.333 --> 00:38:14.083 I think she misinterpreted my flirting for food poisoning. 729 00:38:14.708 --> 00:38:17.250 Of course, in her defense, I did throw up after. 730 00:38:18.916 --> 00:38:23.666 What if I told you I had a way for you to sit next to Kendra for two hours? 731 00:38:23.750 --> 00:38:25.666 Next to her in the same building? 732 00:38:25.750 --> 00:38:28.625 Next to her in the next seat at the movies on Friday. 733 00:38:28.708 --> 00:38:30.833 Don't toy with me. 734 00:38:32.041 --> 00:38:35.166 Here's the thing. Lucy is holding my party hostage 735 00:38:35.250 --> 00:38:37.416 unless I stop Brett and Kendra from kissing. 736 00:38:37.916 --> 00:38:39.333 Okay, I'm listening. 737 00:38:39.416 --> 00:38:42.000 All right, it's pretty complicated, but hear me out. 738 00:38:42.083 --> 00:38:43.958 What if you sit on the other side of Kendra-- 739 00:38:44.041 --> 00:38:45.583 -I'm in! -There's more. 740 00:38:45.666 --> 00:38:46.875 Okay, keep going. 741 00:38:47.375 --> 00:38:50.166 Then, at the perfect moment, you faint on Kendra's shoulder, 742 00:38:50.250 --> 00:38:52.666 drawing her attention and blocking Brett from kissing her. 743 00:38:52.750 --> 00:38:54.833 Oh! And I get to kiss Kendra instead. 744 00:38:54.916 --> 00:38:57.291 What? No. The plan is, 745 00:38:57.375 --> 00:39:00.875 you make a scene and block the kiss, and no one will get mad at you because-- 746 00:39:00.958 --> 00:39:02.208 Because I'm charming. 747 00:39:02.833 --> 00:39:04.708 Yeah, that. 748 00:39:05.750 --> 00:39:08.750 Lucy gets what she wants, and everyone comes to my party. 749 00:39:08.833 --> 00:39:11.208 And I get to kiss Kendra. 750 00:39:11.833 --> 00:39:14.291 You keep saying that as though it's part of the plan. 751 00:39:14.791 --> 00:39:16.166 It's not. 752 00:39:24.083 --> 00:39:25.791 You saved all my old journals? 753 00:39:25.875 --> 00:39:28.250 I thought I told you to throw out all my old stuff? 754 00:39:28.916 --> 00:39:30.291 When did you say that? 755 00:39:30.375 --> 00:39:33.333 When I left home and said, "Throw out all my old stuff." 756 00:39:33.416 --> 00:39:36.416 -Oh! Jess. -Mom. 757 00:39:36.916 --> 00:39:38.083 Jess. [sighs] 758 00:39:39.416 --> 00:39:42.208 -You know what I miss? -Subtlety? [sighs] 759 00:39:44.083 --> 00:39:45.000 Teaching. 760 00:39:46.083 --> 00:39:47.291 It gave me purpose. 761 00:39:47.375 --> 00:39:49.166 You were really good at it. 762 00:39:49.250 --> 00:39:53.958 You went to college, worked harder than anyone, and earned your BFA. 763 00:39:54.041 --> 00:39:57.166 You were a writer. That was your purpose. 764 00:39:57.250 --> 00:40:00.541 And if it took a divorce to light a fire under your tuchus, 765 00:40:00.625 --> 00:40:02.166 maybe that's a good thing. 766 00:40:02.250 --> 00:40:04.333 -I'm just saying, again. -[Jessica sighs]. 767 00:40:07.208 --> 00:40:09.541 I'm gonna get some stuff then I'm gonna hang out with Archie. 768 00:40:09.625 --> 00:40:11.958 No, wait-- Oh no-- We're supposed to have dinner together. 769 00:40:12.041 --> 00:40:13.791 And you have a Hebrew lesson. 770 00:40:14.375 --> 00:40:18.375 -I'll reschedule it for tomorrow. -No-- Evan. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back. 771 00:40:20.750 --> 00:40:24.791 You have blown us off every night. You won't answer your father's calls. 772 00:40:24.875 --> 00:40:27.166 You haven't talked to me about your Bar Mitzvah. 773 00:40:27.250 --> 00:40:29.916 And now, skipping lessons? 774 00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:32.291 -What is going on? -Nothing. 775 00:40:33.250 --> 00:40:35.833 You wanted to move here and for me to make new friends, 776 00:40:35.916 --> 00:40:38.291 so here I am, making new friends. 777 00:40:38.375 --> 00:40:40.791 -At least I'm trying. -Look, this is about you. 778 00:40:40.875 --> 00:40:44.791 You will do your lesson with the rabbi, and then you will see your friends. 779 00:40:44.875 --> 00:40:46.333 [cellphone beeps] 780 00:40:53.375 --> 00:40:55.375 [Jessica sighs] 781 00:40:57.291 --> 00:40:58.875 -[door slams] -[Jessica huffs] 782 00:40:59.625 --> 00:41:00.708 You're his mother. 783 00:41:01.500 --> 00:41:03.125 He's watching what you do. 784 00:41:04.333 --> 00:41:06.416 -That's all I've got to say. -[quietly] Yeah. 785 00:41:06.500 --> 00:41:07.375 I doubt that. 786 00:41:08.541 --> 00:41:09.583 Archie! Archie! 787 00:41:10.791 --> 00:41:14.000 -I can't talk right now. -[Patrice] Do you wanna come for dinner? 788 00:41:14.083 --> 00:41:17.458 I've got a whole list of movies where Americans do bad English accents. 789 00:41:19.375 --> 00:41:22.458 All right, fine, you broke me. We're all going to The Bloodmaster. 790 00:41:23.250 --> 00:41:25.708 Evan made a plan where I block Brett from kissing Kendra 791 00:41:25.791 --> 00:41:27.791 so Lucy will bring everyone to his party. 792 00:41:27.875 --> 00:41:31.625 Wait, Evan is using you just to save his party? 793 00:41:32.416 --> 00:41:34.416 Yeah, and I'm good with that. 794 00:41:34.500 --> 00:41:37.750 -This is wrong, Archie. -[Archie] Stay out of it, Patrice. 795 00:41:37.833 --> 00:41:40.333 I like what you're doing, but think about-- 796 00:41:40.416 --> 00:41:41.958 And this could just be fun-- 797 00:41:42.041 --> 00:41:45.458 Just… not getting the beit and the kaf confused. 798 00:41:45.541 --> 00:41:47.458 Except, they're confusing. 799 00:41:47.958 --> 00:41:50.916 [sarcastically] Hmm. You find a 6,000-year-old language confusing. 800 00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:52.250 Now I see the problem. 801 00:41:52.333 --> 00:41:55.583 You thought this would be easy. That just-- That's just bad intel. 802 00:41:55.666 --> 00:41:56.666 [cellphone beeps] 803 00:42:00.500 --> 00:42:02.958 I'm sorry, there's something important I need to do. 804 00:42:03.041 --> 00:42:05.250 More important than your Bar Mitzvah? 805 00:42:05.333 --> 00:42:06.250 One moment. 806 00:42:07.625 --> 00:42:11.125 God, [laughs] you're gonna love this. No, it's Goldman again. 807 00:42:11.208 --> 00:42:14.000 Really, Rabbi, trust me. This can't wait. 808 00:42:14.083 --> 00:42:17.458 You want me to go full rabbi on you? I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna do it. 809 00:42:17.541 --> 00:42:20.583 I'm gonna go full rabbi. Kippah coming on. Boom. 810 00:42:21.583 --> 00:42:24.083 [whispers] Respect. Respect the yarmulke. 811 00:42:24.750 --> 00:42:28.208 Look, I'm not here to tell you what you should or shouldn't do, okay? 812 00:42:28.291 --> 00:42:30.208 You gotta find your own way. I just… 813 00:42:31.125 --> 00:42:33.333 I've just walked a few more steps than you, 814 00:42:33.416 --> 00:42:36.083 and maybe I can help you stumble a few less than I did. 815 00:42:37.291 --> 00:42:39.750 Really, I'm not avoiding my lesson. 816 00:42:39.833 --> 00:42:44.166 It's your choice. But listen to this, okay? 817 00:42:45.125 --> 00:42:48.125 Look, how you do one thing is how you do everything, 818 00:42:48.208 --> 00:42:51.166 and what you're not doing is learning your haftorah. 819 00:42:51.250 --> 00:42:54.583 Seriously. It's not even Hebrew. You sound like an injured dolphin. 820 00:42:54.666 --> 00:42:55.791 [high voice] Really? Oh. 821 00:42:55.875 --> 00:42:56.958 [chuckles] 822 00:42:59.208 --> 00:43:00.208 We'll talk soon. 823 00:43:00.916 --> 00:43:01.916 Peace out, Flipper. 824 00:43:10.083 --> 00:43:13.291 ♪ Only got one shot Better get it right ♪ 825 00:43:13.375 --> 00:43:15.000 ♪ I'm getting ready ♪ 826 00:43:16.791 --> 00:43:19.833 ♪ Gotta look real hot 'Cause it's Friday night ♪ 827 00:43:19.916 --> 00:43:22.416 ♪ I'm getting ready! ♪ 828 00:43:23.250 --> 00:43:29.666 ♪ I'm getting ready today I'm getting ready to say ♪ 829 00:43:29.750 --> 00:43:34.833 ♪ "I'm not that weird geek You think I must be" ♪ 830 00:43:36.625 --> 00:43:43.125 ♪ I'm getting ready to move I'm getting ready to prove ♪ 831 00:43:43.208 --> 00:43:47.833 ♪ Kendra just needs a love god like me ♪ 832 00:43:47.916 --> 00:43:52.583 ♪ Big night tonight Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah ♪ 833 00:43:52.666 --> 00:43:53.708 ♪ Gotta wear a tie ♪ 834 00:43:54.500 --> 00:43:59.250 ♪ If this goes right Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah ♪ 835 00:43:59.333 --> 00:44:00.333 ♪ Gotta zip my fly ♪ 836 00:44:00.416 --> 00:44:02.291 ♪ If we can get in And Brett's ready for action ♪ 837 00:44:02.375 --> 00:44:03.916 ♪ But Kendra's distracted By Archie's distraction ♪ 838 00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:05.583 ♪ So they never kiss Lucy gets satisfaction ♪ 839 00:44:05.666 --> 00:44:09.625 -♪ And everyone comes to my party ♪ -♪ So I'm getting ready, it's true ♪ 840 00:44:09.708 --> 00:44:12.958 ♪ I'm getting ready to do ♪ 841 00:44:13.041 --> 00:44:15.375 -♪ Something that makes them ♪ -♪ Something that makes her ♪ 842 00:44:15.458 --> 00:44:19.625 ♪ Accept me at last ♪ 843 00:44:19.708 --> 00:44:23.083 ♪ I'm getting ready, all right ♪ 844 00:44:23.166 --> 00:44:27.875 ♪ Nothing can stop me tonight ♪ 845 00:44:31.375 --> 00:44:35.500 ♪ I'm getting ready ♪ 846 00:44:35.583 --> 00:44:39.166 ♪ Ready ♪ 847 00:44:39.250 --> 00:44:44.708 ♪ Ready ♪ 848 00:44:44.791 --> 00:44:49.083 ♪ Now! ♪ 849 00:44:49.166 --> 00:44:51.666 -Oh my God! Can I help-- -Just watch where you're going! 850 00:44:51.750 --> 00:44:53.833 -[Evan] I-- I-- -[man] No need to do this. 851 00:44:56.458 --> 00:44:58.666 -[Evan] I always fail. -Oh. Evan pulled this off. 852 00:44:58.750 --> 00:44:59.708 [Evan] I'm sorry! 853 00:44:59.791 --> 00:45:02.833 [girl whispers] I'm so afraid. Do you like scary movies? 854 00:45:02.916 --> 00:45:05.291 -[Brett] Hey, Archie. -[boy whispers] This is so cool. 855 00:45:06.416 --> 00:45:08.625 -Hey, what's up? -[Malcolm] Hey, Carlos. 856 00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:11.416 [KC] Brett, you made it. 857 00:45:11.500 --> 00:45:12.708 [whispers] Yeah. 858 00:45:12.791 --> 00:45:15.125 All right. Eddie, how's my breath? 859 00:45:15.625 --> 00:45:17.083 -[Brett exhales] -[Eddie sniffs] 860 00:45:17.833 --> 00:45:21.500 I'm, like, getting notes of jalapeños and bowling shoes. 861 00:45:22.625 --> 00:45:24.291 [unsure] That's good, right? 862 00:45:25.750 --> 00:45:27.125 Yeah, yeah-- That's fine. 863 00:45:27.208 --> 00:45:28.208 [Charlotte] Really? 864 00:45:28.791 --> 00:45:30.500 [Carlos, softly] Cassie, Molly, over here! 865 00:45:30.583 --> 00:45:32.791 -[boy] This is gonna be scary. -[Brett] What's up, Cassie. 866 00:45:32.875 --> 00:45:34.500 -[Cassie] Hi, Carlos. -[Carlos] Hi, Cassie. 867 00:45:34.583 --> 00:45:36.333 -[Cassie] Charlotte! -[girl] Come sit with me. 868 00:45:36.416 --> 00:45:38.541 -[girl] Hey, Malcolm. -[boy] Kendra's here. 869 00:45:39.416 --> 00:45:41.375 [girl 2] Yeah, I'm kinda nervous. 870 00:45:41.458 --> 00:45:43.958 -Hey, Kendra. -Hey. 871 00:45:44.041 --> 00:45:44.875 Hi! 872 00:45:46.291 --> 00:45:49.625 Mission Popcorn Pileup accomplished. 873 00:45:51.041 --> 00:45:52.791 -Thank you. -[girl] Great job, Evan. 874 00:45:52.875 --> 00:45:54.666 [Malcolm] I can't believe you pulled this off. 875 00:45:55.416 --> 00:45:58.916 This better work. Or you'll be lighting that birthday menorah alone. 876 00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:00.333 That's Hanukkah. 877 00:46:00.958 --> 00:46:04.166 Heidi, so cool that your cousin, who escaped prison, 878 00:46:04.250 --> 00:46:06.583 let us use his cabin here in the isolated mountains. 879 00:46:06.666 --> 00:46:07.958 -[Heidi giggles] -[keys jangle] 880 00:46:09.083 --> 00:46:11.291 [Heidi] Look, there's blood everywhere. 881 00:46:11.375 --> 00:46:14.083 -[knife unsheathes] -[Heidi screams] 882 00:46:15.791 --> 00:46:17.166 [screaming continues] 883 00:46:19.458 --> 00:46:23.000 [Heidi] He said he was going to look for some tools in the toolshed. 884 00:46:23.083 --> 00:46:26.791 Yo, there you are. I was worried that you were-- 885 00:46:28.000 --> 00:46:28.833 [Heidi screams] 886 00:46:30.750 --> 00:46:33.500 -I'll never sleep again! -This is awesome! 887 00:46:33.583 --> 00:46:34.791 We have to run. 888 00:46:35.291 --> 00:46:36.208 Let's split up. 889 00:46:42.375 --> 00:46:43.666 Yeah. 890 00:46:46.125 --> 00:46:46.958 They-- 891 00:46:50.666 --> 00:46:51.500 Get off! 892 00:46:51.583 --> 00:46:53.708 [chuckles uncomfortably, sighs] 893 00:46:57.666 --> 00:47:00.750 Kurt, if we're about to be cut into pieces, 894 00:47:01.458 --> 00:47:04.250 then let's have one last kiss. 895 00:47:09.250 --> 00:47:11.083 Oh! He's going in. 896 00:47:11.166 --> 00:47:12.416 This is on. 897 00:47:14.708 --> 00:47:16.750 [Archie gasps and sighs] 898 00:47:16.833 --> 00:47:18.125 Ooh! 899 00:47:18.208 --> 00:47:19.041 [Archie gasps] 900 00:47:22.208 --> 00:47:24.250 -[Mrs. Duncan] Kendra Duncan! -[Evan] Oh my God. 901 00:47:24.333 --> 00:47:26.333 -Mom?! -[woman] Cassie Connor! 902 00:47:26.416 --> 00:47:30.333 Everyone under the age of 17, out! 903 00:47:30.416 --> 00:47:32.458 -[KC] How'd you find out? -Who did this? 904 00:47:32.541 --> 00:47:33.458 [Jessica] Evan Goldman! 905 00:47:33.541 --> 00:47:36.125 -[Evan] Huh? -[Charlotte] Evan? Seriously? 906 00:47:36.208 --> 00:47:37.375 [Brett] Goldman? 907 00:47:37.458 --> 00:47:38.916 -[KC] Evan? -You did this? 908 00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:40.666 Evan, you said I could kiss Kendra. 909 00:47:40.750 --> 00:47:42.625 -What? -No! 910 00:47:42.708 --> 00:47:44.708 [laughing] Evan, what did you do? 911 00:47:44.791 --> 00:47:46.625 [Brett] Dude, why would you do this? 912 00:47:47.291 --> 00:47:49.208 No way we're coming to your party now. 913 00:47:49.291 --> 00:47:51.000 -Come on. -[boy] What is going on? 914 00:47:51.083 --> 00:47:53.291 [chainsaw buzzing in movie] 915 00:47:53.375 --> 00:47:54.666 [dramatic music in movie] 916 00:47:55.500 --> 00:47:59.125 -[Heidi screams] -[chainsaw buzzes] 917 00:47:59.208 --> 00:48:01.083 No, no, no! No! 918 00:48:02.666 --> 00:48:05.708 [manager] Have you seen the poster for it? It's just made of blood! 919 00:48:05.791 --> 00:48:06.875 I can't believe this. 920 00:48:08.208 --> 00:48:09.041 Get up. 921 00:48:09.125 --> 00:48:12.958 [sighs] I'm sorry. I just wanted to have some fun for once. 922 00:48:13.041 --> 00:48:14.458 Do something I wanted. 923 00:48:14.541 --> 00:48:17.166 I trusted you, and this is what happens. 924 00:48:17.250 --> 00:48:18.333 Kendra! 925 00:48:18.416 --> 00:48:20.791 Stay away from my daughter. Go. 926 00:48:21.541 --> 00:48:23.500 I can't believe you all did this. 927 00:48:26.375 --> 00:48:27.250 [Brett huffs] 928 00:48:27.875 --> 00:48:29.458 Archie, are you okay? 929 00:48:29.541 --> 00:48:33.000 Okay? You messed up my one chance to kiss Kendra. 930 00:48:33.083 --> 00:48:34.791 I was just trying to help you. 931 00:48:34.875 --> 00:48:37.583 Okay, why does everyone think I need help? 932 00:48:37.666 --> 00:48:41.958 I have my own parking space, my own bathroom, the best ride in town. 933 00:48:42.041 --> 00:48:42.916 I'm great. 934 00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.541 You two clearly need more help than I do. 935 00:48:47.125 --> 00:48:48.791 I can't believe you told. 936 00:48:49.375 --> 00:48:52.250 You were using Archie just so people would come to your party. 937 00:48:52.333 --> 00:48:56.541 Or maybe you purposely wanted tonight to fail so no one would come to my party. 938 00:48:56.625 --> 00:49:01.083 You took advantage of my friend. It's not me that ruined everything. 939 00:49:01.833 --> 00:49:03.125 Archie, wait up. 940 00:49:10.833 --> 00:49:11.833 [Lucy] Are you okay? 941 00:49:13.625 --> 00:49:14.458 [Brett] No. 942 00:49:15.916 --> 00:49:17.541 I was about to kiss Kendra. 943 00:49:18.625 --> 00:49:19.708 Yeah, but… 944 00:49:21.833 --> 00:49:24.125 Do you think she really would have gone through with it? 945 00:49:24.625 --> 00:49:25.458 Yeah, she was-- 946 00:49:25.541 --> 00:49:28.125 I mean, she was worried her mom would get furious. 947 00:49:29.583 --> 00:49:31.000 Maybe she wouldn't have. 948 00:49:32.208 --> 00:49:33.041 Really? 949 00:49:34.166 --> 00:49:36.708 [muted] I can't believe this. I trusted you… 950 00:49:36.791 --> 00:49:40.041 Maybe you've been waiting all summer for someone who isn't ready for you, 951 00:49:40.125 --> 00:49:42.250 instead of someone who is, you know, 952 00:49:43.208 --> 00:49:45.250 ready for an opportunity like this. 953 00:49:49.458 --> 00:49:51.916 Let's get out of here, boyfriend. 954 00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:53.250 Wait, what? 955 00:50:02.333 --> 00:50:04.416 -Tell me not to kill him. -Don't kill him. 956 00:50:04.500 --> 00:50:05.875 -Too late. -Jessica! 957 00:50:06.541 --> 00:50:08.208 That was your room once. 958 00:50:08.291 --> 00:50:11.708 Remember what it felt like to sit on that bed when you messed up. 959 00:50:16.208 --> 00:50:17.041 [Jessica sighs] 960 00:50:24.875 --> 00:50:25.791 [sighs] 961 00:50:52.500 --> 00:50:53.583 [sighs] 962 00:50:53.666 --> 00:50:54.500 [Brett] Set! 963 00:50:55.625 --> 00:50:56.458 Hut! 964 00:50:57.958 --> 00:50:58.833 [whistle blows] 965 00:51:00.541 --> 00:51:03.500 Man, what's up? Are you possessed? 966 00:51:03.583 --> 00:51:06.416 -'Cause I've seen that at church. -You need to fix your wig. 967 00:51:06.500 --> 00:51:09.625 Brett, you stood there like you've never seen a football before. 968 00:51:09.708 --> 00:51:11.291 -It's a football. -[Lucy] Brett! 969 00:51:14.875 --> 00:51:18.208 -Ah. -See? I can't focus. 970 00:51:18.291 --> 00:51:23.208 And every time she kisses me, I forget why I don't want her to kiss me. 971 00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:26.916 You know, it's like my brain stops working. 972 00:51:27.458 --> 00:51:30.000 Brett! I'm texting you! 973 00:51:32.666 --> 00:51:34.000 Sorry, y'all. I gotta… 974 00:51:37.250 --> 00:51:38.666 -This is bad. -This is bad. 975 00:51:40.583 --> 00:51:42.000 I've been texting you. 976 00:51:42.083 --> 00:51:43.500 What? I'm on the field. 977 00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:47.125 You should have your phone on you. I've been texting and calling you. 978 00:51:47.208 --> 00:51:50.291 What? When I'm on the field? That doesn't make sense. 979 00:51:50.375 --> 00:51:52.708 -[Lucy] Yeah, it does. -[Brett] Don't be angry about this. 980 00:51:52.791 --> 00:51:54.333 [Lucy] What if I needed to talk to you? 981 00:51:55.583 --> 00:52:01.000 ♪ What is a man When he gives up his soul? ♪ 982 00:52:01.083 --> 00:52:04.291 ♪ When his brains are in chains ♪ 983 00:52:04.375 --> 00:52:06.875 ♪ And his heart has lost control ♪ 984 00:52:06.958 --> 00:52:08.166 You're telling me. 985 00:52:08.250 --> 00:52:13.458 ♪ How does a man Who can see behind his head ♪ 986 00:52:13.958 --> 00:52:18.208 ♪ Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes? ♪ 987 00:52:18.291 --> 00:52:20.750 What if I needed to talk to you or had something important to-- 988 00:52:20.833 --> 00:52:26.583 ♪ What is a man When he turns on his friends? ♪ 989 00:52:26.666 --> 00:52:29.208 ♪ We've been tossed, now we're lost ♪ 990 00:52:29.791 --> 00:52:33.083 -♪ Just a wig full of split ends ♪ -Now, that's the truth. 991 00:52:33.166 --> 00:52:35.666 ♪ How do we make ♪ 992 00:52:36.250 --> 00:52:39.125 ♪ Our hero wide awake ♪ 993 00:52:39.208 --> 00:52:45.125 ♪ So that he can realize? ♪ 994 00:52:45.208 --> 00:52:48.291 ♪ That girl is bad, bad news ♪ 995 00:52:48.375 --> 00:52:51.291 ♪ Bad news ♪ 996 00:52:51.375 --> 00:52:57.833 ♪ Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble Nothing but stress ♪ 997 00:52:57.916 --> 00:53:02.541 ♪ Yes, she is bad, bad news Bad news ♪ 998 00:53:02.625 --> 00:53:04.125 ♪ Bad news ♪ 999 00:53:04.208 --> 00:53:10.041 ♪ Our buddy, Brett, is gonna regret That he ever said "yes" ♪ 1000 00:53:11.208 --> 00:53:14.250 ♪ The girl may be hot But all that he's got ♪ 1001 00:53:14.333 --> 00:53:18.250 ♪ Is bad, bad news ♪ 1002 00:53:18.333 --> 00:53:20.083 [Cassie] Hey, Lucy. Hey, Brett. 1003 00:53:20.625 --> 00:53:23.583 -[Brett] Oh. Hey, Cassie. -Wait, were you flirting with her? 1004 00:53:24.750 --> 00:53:27.750 -I was just saying hi. -Oh, so you're saying she's hot. 1005 00:53:27.833 --> 00:53:30.208 No, I mean, she's… nice. 1006 00:53:30.291 --> 00:53:31.833 Oh, so I'm not nice? 1007 00:53:31.916 --> 00:53:34.833 -What? I never said that. -Oh, so now I'm a liar! 1008 00:53:35.916 --> 00:53:37.333 [Brett sighs] This girl. 1009 00:53:40.500 --> 00:53:45.041 ♪ That girl is bad, bad news Bad news ♪ 1010 00:53:45.125 --> 00:53:46.625 ♪ Very bad news ♪ 1011 00:53:46.708 --> 00:53:48.416 ♪ It's an invasion ♪ 1012 00:53:48.500 --> 00:53:49.541 ♪ It's like a war ♪ 1013 00:53:49.625 --> 00:53:52.333 ♪ Or a zombie attack ♪ 1014 00:53:53.125 --> 00:53:57.500 ♪ Whack! Goes the bad, bad news Bad news ♪ 1015 00:53:57.583 --> 00:53:59.416 ♪ Très bad! ♪ 1016 00:53:59.500 --> 00:54:05.125 ♪ We've been abandoned, left in the sand And we need him back ♪ 1017 00:54:06.333 --> 00:54:09.458 ♪ They're kissing, they're dating It's so nauseating ♪ 1018 00:54:09.541 --> 00:54:14.541 ♪ It's bad, bad news ♪ 1019 00:54:15.583 --> 00:54:18.625 ♪ Every minute we wait Is an hour too late ♪ 1020 00:54:18.708 --> 00:54:21.666 ♪ He has got to be freed from her spell ♪ 1021 00:54:21.750 --> 00:54:25.083 ♪ Why would our friend prefer To be hanging with her? ♪ 1022 00:54:25.166 --> 00:54:26.541 -♪ Are we mean? ♪ -♪ Are we rude? ♪ 1023 00:54:26.625 --> 00:54:28.250 ♪ Do we smell? ♪ 1024 00:54:28.333 --> 00:54:31.291 ♪ He's a mess on the field So our fate has been sealed ♪ 1025 00:54:31.375 --> 00:54:34.791 -♪ Now it's time for our team to rebel ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪ 1026 00:54:34.875 --> 00:54:37.500 ♪ His hormones have made him A fool and a clown ♪ 1027 00:54:37.583 --> 00:54:41.000 ♪ If we don't solve it soon Then we're all going down ♪ 1028 00:54:41.083 --> 00:54:46.583 ♪ The longer it goes, the worse it'll get So somebody's gotta tell Brett! ♪ 1029 00:54:47.083 --> 00:54:49.958 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1030 00:54:50.041 --> 00:54:56.291 -♪ That girl is bad, bad news, bad news ♪ -♪ Yahoo! She's so bad, yeah ♪ 1031 00:54:56.375 --> 00:55:02.125 ♪ She took our pal, she took our leader And led him astray ♪ 1032 00:55:02.625 --> 00:55:04.083 ♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 1033 00:55:04.166 --> 00:55:08.458 ♪ She's totally bad, bad news Bad news ♪ 1034 00:55:08.541 --> 00:55:10.708 ♪ Bad news ♪ 1035 00:55:10.791 --> 00:55:13.375 ♪ Listen up, Brett You're not ruined yet ♪ 1036 00:55:13.458 --> 00:55:16.958 ♪ We'll show you the way ♪ 1037 00:55:17.041 --> 00:55:20.458 ♪ Get away from that noise And come back to your boys ♪ 1038 00:55:20.541 --> 00:55:23.541 ♪ Even though she has excellent shoes ♪ 1039 00:55:23.625 --> 00:55:27.083 ♪ She's bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ 1040 00:55:27.166 --> 00:55:30.208 ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ 1041 00:55:30.291 --> 00:55:35.916 ♪ News! ♪ 1042 00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:42.583 ♪ Bad news! ♪ 1043 00:55:47.125 --> 00:55:48.291 [thunder rumbles] 1044 00:55:48.375 --> 00:55:50.375 [rain pattering] 1045 00:55:59.208 --> 00:56:01.291 I just wanted to make friends. 1046 00:56:01.375 --> 00:56:03.500 I just wanted something to go right. 1047 00:56:04.041 --> 00:56:05.791 I know it hasn't been easy. 1048 00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:10.083 -Now everyone thinks I'm a loser. -Nobody thinks you're a loser. 1049 00:56:12.291 --> 00:56:13.333 "You're a loser." 1050 00:56:14.041 --> 00:56:15.125 Okay! 1051 00:56:16.541 --> 00:56:19.041 Things are going really great for us, huh? 1052 00:56:19.125 --> 00:56:19.958 You and me. 1053 00:56:31.708 --> 00:56:35.875 ♪ Kid from the city Steps up to the plate ♪ 1054 00:56:35.958 --> 00:56:41.208 ♪ He's got one at-bat To determine his fate ♪ 1055 00:56:41.291 --> 00:56:46.458 ♪ And so he takes a big swing With remarkable grace ♪ 1056 00:56:46.541 --> 00:56:50.458 ♪ And the ball Hits him right in the face ♪ 1057 00:56:51.875 --> 00:56:55.583 ♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck ♪ 1058 00:56:55.666 --> 00:56:58.625 ♪ If it didn't hurt ♪ 1059 00:56:58.708 --> 00:57:02.291 ♪ If it wasn't the end of the world ♪ 1060 00:57:02.375 --> 00:57:06.958 ♪ It was over before I started ♪ 1061 00:57:07.625 --> 00:57:12.250 ♪ And nothing's gonna fix it now ♪ 1062 00:57:16.458 --> 00:57:20.708 ♪ Girl from the sticks Had a plan of attack ♪ 1063 00:57:20.791 --> 00:57:26.041 ♪ "I'm gonna set New York on fire And I'm not coming back" ♪ 1064 00:57:26.125 --> 00:57:31.208 ♪ Except I guess I never got around To lighting that torch ♪ 1065 00:57:31.291 --> 00:57:35.208 ♪ 'Cause I'm back On my mother's front porch ♪ 1066 00:57:36.541 --> 00:57:43.458 ♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck If it wasn't me ♪ 1067 00:57:43.541 --> 00:57:46.958 ♪ If it happened to anyone else ♪ 1068 00:57:47.041 --> 00:57:52.083 ♪ I avoided three high school reunions ♪ 1069 00:57:52.791 --> 00:57:57.083 ♪ But nothing's gonna fix it now ♪ 1070 00:57:58.750 --> 00:58:01.916 ♪ Nobody wants to hear ♪ 1071 00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:06.958 ♪ How failing's The only way you can learn ♪ 1072 00:58:08.583 --> 00:58:12.208 ♪ Doesn't matter If you don't know the rules ♪ 1073 00:58:12.291 --> 00:58:17.583 ♪ Or you don't like the game ♪ 1074 00:58:19.125 --> 00:58:23.958 ♪ 'Cause you find out What you're made of ♪ 1075 00:58:24.041 --> 00:58:29.250 ♪ When you face What you're most afraid of ♪ 1076 00:58:29.333 --> 00:58:34.000 ♪ Like, what if you threw a party ♪ 1077 00:58:34.083 --> 00:58:36.916 ♪ And nobody came? ♪ 1078 00:58:39.916 --> 00:58:44.125 ♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck ♪ 1079 00:58:44.208 --> 00:58:46.750 ♪ And it's gonna suck ♪ 1080 00:58:46.833 --> 00:58:50.291 ♪ But here's what I'm trying to say ♪ 1081 00:58:50.375 --> 00:58:55.750 ♪ It's not over until it's over ♪ 1082 00:58:55.833 --> 00:59:00.583 ♪ And only we can fix it now ♪ 1083 00:59:00.666 --> 00:59:06.458 ♪ It's not over until it's over ♪ 1084 00:59:06.958 --> 00:59:10.708 ♪ And only you can fix it ♪ 1085 00:59:11.500 --> 00:59:16.375 ♪ Now ♪ 1086 00:59:25.916 --> 00:59:28.458 [Evan chanting Hebrew prayer] 1087 00:59:50.708 --> 00:59:52.000 [doorbell rings] 1088 00:59:55.750 --> 00:59:56.791 Patrice! 1089 01:00:08.708 --> 01:00:10.708 [cellphone buzzes] 1090 01:00:18.083 --> 01:00:18.916 Hey, Dad. 1091 01:00:19.958 --> 01:00:20.958 Hey, kiddo. 1092 01:00:22.083 --> 01:00:22.916 Um, 1093 01:00:23.625 --> 01:00:26.625 Mom says you're having a rough time. 1094 01:00:27.333 --> 01:00:28.375 You wanna talk? 1095 01:00:29.083 --> 01:00:32.416 I think I've done some stuff that has really hurt other people. 1096 01:00:32.916 --> 01:00:33.916 Ev, 1097 01:00:34.791 --> 01:00:37.166 sometimes we make choices that… 1098 01:00:37.666 --> 01:00:41.208 that inadvertently hurt the people we love the most. 1099 01:00:42.083 --> 01:00:46.166 And sometimes those mistakes aren't easy to fix, 1100 01:00:46.666 --> 01:00:49.041 but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try. 1101 01:00:49.916 --> 01:00:51.125 Does that ever work? 1102 01:00:52.916 --> 01:00:56.833 You answered the phone this time so, um, 1103 01:00:56.916 --> 01:00:59.125 if you're lucky, it does. 1104 01:01:00.291 --> 01:01:02.291 [Patrice] I know, but you saw what happened. 1105 01:01:04.375 --> 01:01:05.583 I have to go. 1106 01:01:05.666 --> 01:01:06.625 Okay, kiddo. 1107 01:01:07.125 --> 01:01:07.958 And Ev… 1108 01:01:10.916 --> 01:01:11.916 I'm sorry 1109 01:01:12.416 --> 01:01:14.125 that I hurt you and your mother. 1110 01:01:14.208 --> 01:01:15.041 Thank you. 1111 01:01:16.708 --> 01:01:17.541 I miss you. 1112 01:01:18.708 --> 01:01:19.541 Me too. 1113 01:01:23.666 --> 01:01:25.666 Okay, I'm running to my locker. 1114 01:01:26.250 --> 01:01:27.208 [Brett sighs] 1115 01:01:28.916 --> 01:01:29.750 [groans] 1116 01:01:31.583 --> 01:01:32.583 [Brett] Why? 1117 01:01:33.583 --> 01:01:38.166 Brett, as your best friends, we need to tell you, keep it together. 1118 01:01:38.666 --> 01:01:39.875 I'm trying! 1119 01:01:39.958 --> 01:01:42.583 She's got some kind of, like, hypnotic hold on you, 1120 01:01:42.666 --> 01:01:44.250 and we have no idea what it is. 1121 01:01:44.333 --> 01:01:46.666 Well, some of us know what it is, 1122 01:01:46.750 --> 01:01:48.708 but you gotta be strong, Brett. 1123 01:01:49.333 --> 01:01:50.250 For us. 1124 01:01:52.083 --> 01:01:53.166 I miss Kendra. 1125 01:01:53.750 --> 01:01:55.291 I can't sleep. 1126 01:01:56.041 --> 01:01:57.041 I can't eat. 1127 01:01:59.416 --> 01:02:00.833 I don't know what to do. 1128 01:02:04.041 --> 01:02:05.250 [Evan] Maybe I can help. 1129 01:02:05.791 --> 01:02:08.291 You? You're the reason this all happened. 1130 01:02:08.875 --> 01:02:12.500 Look, I know I screwed things up, but I wanna make it right. 1131 01:02:13.291 --> 01:02:14.125 Hear me out. 1132 01:02:15.833 --> 01:02:16.791 Fine. 1133 01:02:17.291 --> 01:02:20.583 You have ten seconds, starting nine seconds ago. 1134 01:02:21.250 --> 01:02:25.541 [faltering] You have to go talk to Kendra. You two are supposed to be together. 1135 01:02:25.625 --> 01:02:28.291 If what you want is to be with Kendra, then go tell her. 1136 01:02:30.041 --> 01:02:31.708 I wouldn't know what to say. 1137 01:02:34.208 --> 01:02:38.041 ♪ Tell her You thought about what happened ♪ 1138 01:02:40.375 --> 01:02:44.083 ♪ Tell her you haven't slept at night ♪ 1139 01:02:46.458 --> 01:02:51.500 ♪ Tell her Although you've made a huge mistake ♪ 1140 01:02:51.583 --> 01:02:56.625 ♪ You want to make it right ♪ 1141 01:02:56.708 --> 01:02:57.958 Uh-huh. Keep going. 1142 01:02:58.625 --> 01:03:02.333 ♪ Tell her you know you aren't perfect ♪ 1143 01:03:04.583 --> 01:03:09.833 ♪ Tell her you've waited way too long ♪ 1144 01:03:10.708 --> 01:03:13.083 ♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪ 1145 01:03:13.791 --> 01:03:16.166 ♪ Tell her you mean it ♪ 1146 01:03:16.833 --> 01:03:20.708 ♪ Tell her you just were wrong ♪ 1147 01:03:20.791 --> 01:03:22.708 Do you even know what you're saying? 1148 01:03:22.791 --> 01:03:25.208 I think what he's saying is… 1149 01:03:25.916 --> 01:03:30.208 ♪ Tell her You shouldn't have ignored her ♪ 1150 01:03:31.625 --> 01:03:35.583 ♪ Or dissed her In front of all the school ♪ 1151 01:03:37.583 --> 01:03:42.666 ♪Tell her The minute you got out of touch ♪ 1152 01:03:42.750 --> 01:03:47.375 ♪ You felt like such a fool ♪ 1153 01:03:49.583 --> 01:03:53.708 ♪ Tell her just hanging out together ♪ 1154 01:03:55.125 --> 01:04:00.708 ♪ Was so nice you prayed it wouldn't end ♪ 1155 01:04:01.333 --> 01:04:04.333 ♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪ 1156 01:04:04.416 --> 01:04:07.291 ♪ Tell her you miss her ♪ 1157 01:04:07.375 --> 01:04:11.416 ♪ Ask if she'll be your friend ♪ 1158 01:04:13.500 --> 01:04:18.125 ♪ Tell her you think of her at sundown ♪ 1159 01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:20.458 ♪ And sunrise ♪ 1160 01:04:20.541 --> 01:04:21.875 ♪ And dinnertime ♪ 1161 01:04:21.958 --> 01:04:23.625 ♪ And noon ♪ 1162 01:04:24.750 --> 01:04:30.208 ♪ Tell her there's one thing That you're sure you know ♪ 1163 01:04:30.291 --> 01:04:35.791 ♪ You both are so in tune ♪ 1164 01:04:36.875 --> 01:04:42.458 ♪ Tell her That life feels dumb without her ♪ 1165 01:04:42.541 --> 01:04:48.000 ♪ Stand tall and look her in the eye ♪ 1166 01:04:48.500 --> 01:04:50.958 ♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪ 1167 01:04:51.541 --> 01:04:54.333 ♪ Tell her you'll prove it ♪ 1168 01:04:54.416 --> 01:04:59.125 ♪ Ask her to let you try ♪ 1169 01:05:00.166 --> 01:05:07.166 ♪ Tell her that people get things wrong 'Cause people are afraid ♪ 1170 01:05:07.250 --> 01:05:12.958 ♪ They won't fit in your world Or in your life ♪ 1171 01:05:13.041 --> 01:05:16.000 ♪ But things will work out fine ♪ 1172 01:05:16.083 --> 01:05:23.083 ♪ If she will only listen ♪ 1173 01:05:23.625 --> 01:05:28.625 ♪ Listen! ♪ 1174 01:05:29.666 --> 01:05:33.750 ♪ Kendra, I thought about what happened ♪ 1175 01:05:35.708 --> 01:05:40.291 ♪ Kendra, I haven't slept at night ♪ 1176 01:05:41.250 --> 01:05:46.083 ♪ Kendra, I know I made a huge mistake ♪ 1177 01:05:46.166 --> 01:05:51.541 ♪ I wanna make it right ♪ 1178 01:05:52.625 --> 01:05:57.625 ♪ I know there are no good excuses ♪ 1179 01:05:58.291 --> 01:06:04.708 ♪ I feel like I've been in a trance ♪ 1180 01:06:04.791 --> 01:06:07.750 ♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪ 1181 01:06:08.375 --> 01:06:09.375 I'm sorry. 1182 01:06:09.458 --> 01:06:12.166 ♪ Tell her you mean it ♪ 1183 01:06:12.750 --> 01:06:13.583 I mean it. 1184 01:06:14.083 --> 01:06:19.875 ♪ Ask for another chance ♪ 1185 01:06:20.875 --> 01:06:22.250 ♪ Kendra ♪ 1186 01:06:22.333 --> 01:06:27.125 ♪ I just want another ♪ 1187 01:06:27.208 --> 01:06:29.291 ♪ Chance ♪ 1188 01:06:29.375 --> 01:06:31.500 Go, go. Yeah. 1189 01:06:32.875 --> 01:06:34.666 [music builds] 1190 01:06:38.333 --> 01:06:39.791 [music crescendos] 1191 01:06:48.458 --> 01:06:51.583 Okay, stop, no! Brett is with me! 1192 01:06:51.666 --> 01:06:52.750 [awkward silence] 1193 01:06:52.833 --> 01:06:53.750 Brett! 1194 01:06:58.708 --> 01:06:59.708 Not anymore. 1195 01:07:01.250 --> 01:07:02.958 -Twist! -[laughter erupts] 1196 01:07:12.583 --> 01:07:13.583 Hey, Evan. 1197 01:07:14.541 --> 01:07:15.750 Thanks. 1198 01:07:15.833 --> 01:07:16.916 No problem, Brett. 1199 01:07:17.750 --> 01:07:19.375 See you at your party. 1200 01:07:26.250 --> 01:07:28.958 I wish you never came here. You ruined my life. 1201 01:07:29.458 --> 01:07:31.250 I think you ruined your life. 1202 01:07:32.125 --> 01:07:33.666 Trust me, I know how that works. 1203 01:07:39.625 --> 01:07:41.625 [poignant music] 1204 01:07:43.750 --> 01:07:45.166 Patrice, I know I messed up. 1205 01:07:45.708 --> 01:07:46.791 We both did. 1206 01:07:46.875 --> 01:07:49.291 I shouldn't have made you choose between me and them. 1207 01:07:50.125 --> 01:07:51.833 I just want you at my party. 1208 01:07:53.000 --> 01:07:55.208 Let me think about it, okay? 1209 01:08:06.291 --> 01:08:08.000 [gasps] Patrice! 1210 01:08:08.500 --> 01:08:12.375 Hi! Are you ever coming by to say hello anymore? 1211 01:08:13.791 --> 01:08:14.625 What? 1212 01:08:14.708 --> 01:08:17.083 You look like all the oceans dried up. 1213 01:08:17.583 --> 01:08:18.916 [Patrice] Miss Ruth, 1214 01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:23.041 what if you're really mad at someone who did something that really hurt you 1215 01:08:23.125 --> 01:08:25.666 and you don't know how to not be mad anymore? 1216 01:08:25.750 --> 01:08:30.958 I can tell you this. If you push away everyone who ever makes a mistake, 1217 01:08:31.041 --> 01:08:33.166 all you'll be left with is yourself. 1218 01:08:33.250 --> 01:08:35.791 And that would be an even bigger mistake. 1219 01:08:39.333 --> 01:08:41.208 I wish I was as smart as you. 1220 01:08:41.291 --> 01:08:43.708 And I wish I was as young as you. 1221 01:08:45.041 --> 01:08:47.583 We work with what we have, huh? 1222 01:08:47.666 --> 01:08:49.000 [laughs] 1223 01:09:00.875 --> 01:09:02.625 I don't understand ties. 1224 01:09:03.291 --> 01:09:05.083 It's like your neck is a gift. 1225 01:09:06.708 --> 01:09:07.875 [Jessica, whispers] Come here. 1226 01:09:10.625 --> 01:09:11.833 There you go. 1227 01:09:15.791 --> 01:09:16.833 There. 1228 01:09:19.416 --> 01:09:20.708 I am proud of you. 1229 01:09:24.250 --> 01:09:25.666 [sniffles] 1230 01:09:27.083 --> 01:09:28.000 [sobs] 1231 01:09:29.458 --> 01:09:31.958 What-- What happened? It was all going so well. 1232 01:09:32.041 --> 01:09:32.875 [snivelling] 1233 01:09:33.666 --> 01:09:35.291 My son is a man. 1234 01:09:35.375 --> 01:09:37.791 -[sighs] You're totally embarrassing me. -[laughs] 1235 01:09:37.875 --> 01:09:39.833 You're totally embarrassing me. 1236 01:09:39.916 --> 01:09:42.375 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I promise, I-- 1237 01:09:44.416 --> 01:09:46.958 -There'll be more of this today. -[both laugh] 1238 01:09:48.125 --> 01:09:49.500 Come here. [snivels] 1239 01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:51.791 -God I love you. -[Evan] I love you too. 1240 01:09:55.916 --> 01:09:57.916 [footsteps receding] 1241 01:10:02.083 --> 01:10:03.750 [poignant music] 1242 01:10:13.125 --> 01:10:14.000 Honey, fast. 1243 01:10:14.083 --> 01:10:14.916 Will do. 1244 01:10:18.416 --> 01:10:19.750 [doorbell rings] 1245 01:10:29.916 --> 01:10:31.541 -Seat belt. -[Evan] All right. 1246 01:10:32.083 --> 01:10:33.166 Thank you. 1247 01:11:00.041 --> 01:11:00.916 [Miss Ruth] Evan. 1248 01:11:01.916 --> 01:11:03.416 I have something for you. 1249 01:11:06.625 --> 01:11:09.750 And this was your grandfather's first yarmulke. 1250 01:11:09.833 --> 01:11:11.333 He'd want you to wear it. 1251 01:11:12.000 --> 01:11:14.041 Just don't smell it. Take my word. 1252 01:11:17.875 --> 01:11:20.125 -Thank you, Grandma. -[Miss Ruth] I love you. 1253 01:11:21.166 --> 01:11:22.166 [Evan] Love you too. 1254 01:11:23.208 --> 01:11:24.875 -I'll see you in there. -Okay. 1255 01:11:25.375 --> 01:11:26.208 [Evan] Yo, guys. 1256 01:11:27.083 --> 01:11:28.333 -What's up? -[Brett] What's up? 1257 01:11:28.416 --> 01:11:30.875 -How you feelin'? -[Evan] Really good. I'm feeling good! 1258 01:11:30.958 --> 01:11:32.541 -Oh man! -You did good, Jess. 1259 01:11:32.625 --> 01:11:33.541 [Jess chuckles] 1260 01:11:33.625 --> 01:11:35.625 -Be proud. -I am. 1261 01:11:36.583 --> 01:11:38.041 Of course, I helped. 1262 01:11:40.666 --> 01:11:43.375 [Evan] Rabbi Shapiro, you made it! 1263 01:11:43.458 --> 01:11:47.041 Ah! So here we are. You worked hard for this. 1264 01:11:47.125 --> 01:11:49.458 And I had to listen to all of it, so good for us. 1265 01:11:49.541 --> 01:11:50.375 [Evan chuckles] 1266 01:11:51.000 --> 01:11:53.958 -How you feeling? -Well, I'm having my Bar Mitzvah. 1267 01:11:54.041 --> 01:11:58.083 Just not where I thought or how I thought or with who I thought, but, you know… 1268 01:11:58.750 --> 01:12:00.791 -So don't believe everything you think. -Yeah. 1269 01:12:01.666 --> 01:12:03.875 Not a lot of Jews around here, huh? 1270 01:12:03.958 --> 01:12:06.625 -Least I'm the hottest rabbi somewhere. -[Evan chuckles] 1271 01:12:07.500 --> 01:12:09.000 You know, you were right. 1272 01:12:09.083 --> 01:12:11.791 This is more important than a dope party. 1273 01:12:11.875 --> 01:12:14.208 [laughs] I just said that so you'd study. 1274 01:12:15.083 --> 01:12:16.583 -Let's rock this suburb. -Oh yeah! 1275 01:12:16.666 --> 01:12:18.583 -High five, baby! -[Evan] My man! 1276 01:12:19.500 --> 01:12:20.416 [Evan sighs] 1277 01:12:21.333 --> 01:12:22.916 -Hey, Dad. -[Joel] Hey. 1278 01:12:24.041 --> 01:12:25.666 Thanks for letting me come. 1279 01:12:26.500 --> 01:12:29.750 That is a killer suit. Bet the, uh, girls are all over you. 1280 01:12:30.500 --> 01:12:32.458 That is the most dad line in the world. 1281 01:12:34.875 --> 01:12:36.500 How about giving your dad a hug? 1282 01:12:40.875 --> 01:12:42.916 You know, I'm looking forward to next summer. 1283 01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:44.875 Yeah, me too. 1284 01:12:45.833 --> 01:12:48.041 All right, Mr. Goldman. Showtime. 1285 01:12:48.833 --> 01:12:50.500 [Evan] What happens if I mess up? 1286 01:12:50.583 --> 01:12:52.333 Then you take a big breath, 1287 01:12:53.041 --> 01:12:56.500 and you do it better the next time, or at least you try. 1288 01:12:57.125 --> 01:12:57.958 Okay? 1289 01:12:58.958 --> 01:13:00.125 Okay. 1290 01:13:01.416 --> 01:13:04.791 -Ooh. Family selfie. -I'll see you in there. 1291 01:13:06.541 --> 01:13:08.333 [Evan] Come on. Look at this. 1292 01:13:09.958 --> 01:13:12.125 -Some of that, oh. -[Joel] All right. Right on. 1293 01:13:12.208 --> 01:13:13.833 Ready? Look at that. 1294 01:13:13.916 --> 01:13:15.250 One, two, three. 1295 01:13:17.250 --> 01:13:18.833 That's awesome. That's awesome. 1296 01:13:20.208 --> 01:13:21.125 All righty. 1297 01:13:26.541 --> 01:13:27.666 Hi, Joel. 1298 01:13:30.333 --> 01:13:31.458 It's good you came. 1299 01:13:33.291 --> 01:13:34.541 You look great. 1300 01:13:35.875 --> 01:13:36.708 I know. 1301 01:13:39.791 --> 01:13:42.708 I feel like I missed out on some important stuff here. 1302 01:13:45.833 --> 01:13:47.500 Thanks for not giving up on him. 1303 01:13:49.291 --> 01:13:50.166 Hmm. 1304 01:13:50.250 --> 01:13:51.375 Um… 1305 01:13:52.875 --> 01:13:55.833 A Jewish olive branch. 1306 01:13:57.416 --> 01:14:00.083 [laughs] Oh! Thank you. 1307 01:14:02.083 --> 01:14:04.375 -[sniffs] -[Joel laughs] 1308 01:14:04.458 --> 01:14:05.291 [Jessica sighs] 1309 01:14:07.083 --> 01:14:07.958 Oh! 1310 01:14:08.958 --> 01:14:09.791 Thank you. 1311 01:14:11.208 --> 01:14:12.041 [Joel] Hm. 1312 01:14:13.125 --> 01:14:14.000 You know, 1313 01:14:14.875 --> 01:14:15.958 I'm writing again. 1314 01:14:16.625 --> 01:14:18.416 -Really? -Mm-hm. A novel. 1315 01:14:20.416 --> 01:14:23.333 -That's not gonna end well for me, is it? -Probably not. 1316 01:14:23.416 --> 01:14:24.250 Yeah. 1317 01:14:35.791 --> 01:14:36.791 [Lucy] Kendra, wait. 1318 01:14:42.250 --> 01:14:44.166 Lucy, what are you doing here? 1319 01:14:45.583 --> 01:14:47.041 I came to say I'm sorry. 1320 01:14:48.708 --> 01:14:51.375 I was really hurt you didn't text me all summer 1321 01:14:51.458 --> 01:14:52.875 but were talking to Brett. 1322 01:14:52.958 --> 01:14:55.458 [Kendra] I know. I should have just told you. 1323 01:14:56.041 --> 01:15:00.708 [Lucy] Of course he would like you. Everyone likes you. You're really smart. 1324 01:15:00.791 --> 01:15:02.041 You get all A's. 1325 01:15:03.416 --> 01:15:04.541 You're really lucky. 1326 01:15:06.166 --> 01:15:07.916 Sorry I messed everything up. 1327 01:15:10.083 --> 01:15:13.916 I figured if I had Brett, I could feel important to somebody. 1328 01:15:15.750 --> 01:15:17.875 [Kendra] You've always been important to me. 1329 01:15:20.500 --> 01:15:21.666 I was wrong, and 1330 01:15:22.666 --> 01:15:23.958 I really miss you. 1331 01:15:24.041 --> 01:15:25.916 I really miss my best friend. 1332 01:15:27.750 --> 01:15:28.750 I miss you too. 1333 01:15:29.583 --> 01:15:32.000 Let's never let a boy come between us again. 1334 01:15:34.916 --> 01:15:36.916 [poignant music] 1335 01:16:15.833 --> 01:16:17.583 [Rabbi Shapiro speaking in Hebrew] 1336 01:16:23.583 --> 01:16:26.333 Hashem, who created the heavens, 1337 01:16:26.416 --> 01:16:31.125 gives a soul to the people and a spirit to all who walk upon it. 1338 01:16:32.375 --> 01:16:36.833 And now, Evan will finish his reading with the haftorah. 1339 01:16:37.791 --> 01:16:41.500 I call back to the bimah… [speaks Hebrew] 1340 01:16:51.625 --> 01:16:53.500 [positive music] 1341 01:16:56.500 --> 01:16:57.666 Oh! You made it! 1342 01:17:00.000 --> 01:17:01.875 See, was that so difficult? 1343 01:17:02.541 --> 01:17:03.833 You are so annoying. 1344 01:17:03.916 --> 01:17:05.541 [scoffs] You love me. 1345 01:17:10.833 --> 01:17:12.666 [chanting Hebrew prayer beautifully] 1346 01:17:43.125 --> 01:17:44.000 Well done. 1347 01:17:57.666 --> 01:18:02.916 ♪ If you stand here behind me And you call me a man ♪ 1348 01:18:03.500 --> 01:18:07.416 ♪ And you're counting on me To come through ♪ 1349 01:18:09.625 --> 01:18:14.833 ♪ You should know That I'll give you the best that I can ♪ 1350 01:18:14.916 --> 01:18:17.916 ♪ But we all have ♪ 1351 01:18:18.666 --> 01:18:22.875 ♪ A little more homework to do ♪ 1352 01:18:26.750 --> 01:18:32.458 ♪ And I've been looking In the back of the book for the answers ♪ 1353 01:18:33.208 --> 01:18:37.833 ♪ Hoping the bell wouldn't chime ♪ 1354 01:18:37.916 --> 01:18:43.333 ♪ But I'm not ready To put down my pencil just yet ♪ 1355 01:18:43.416 --> 01:18:48.958 ♪ There are too many answers That I didn't get ♪ 1356 01:18:49.041 --> 01:18:52.541 ♪ I need a little less pressure ♪ 1357 01:18:53.708 --> 01:18:57.833 ♪ And a little more time ♪ 1358 01:18:57.916 --> 01:19:01.083 ♪ I am trying to follow ♪ 1359 01:19:01.166 --> 01:19:03.083 ♪ I am trying to lead ♪ 1360 01:19:03.583 --> 01:19:07.750 ♪ I am trying to find what is true ♪ 1361 01:19:09.250 --> 01:19:12.000 ♪ But if you're gonna stand with me ♪ 1362 01:19:12.083 --> 01:19:14.083 ♪ Then you have to concede ♪ 1363 01:19:14.166 --> 01:19:17.166 ♪ That we all have ♪ 1364 01:19:17.250 --> 01:19:21.791 ♪ A little more homework to do ♪ 1365 01:19:21.875 --> 01:19:27.750 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1366 01:19:27.833 --> 01:19:30.625 ♪ You get a little bit older A little bit taller ♪ 1367 01:19:30.708 --> 01:19:32.875 ♪ A little bit better, a little bit ♪ 1368 01:19:32.958 --> 01:19:37.416 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day ♪ 1369 01:19:37.500 --> 01:19:40.583 ♪ And the days ahead coming on so quick ♪ 1370 01:19:40.666 --> 01:19:43.541 ♪ You can't get out of the way You keep running ♪ 1371 01:19:43.625 --> 01:19:48.875 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1372 01:19:48.958 --> 01:19:51.916 ♪ And I'm a little bit older A little bit faster ♪ 1373 01:19:52.000 --> 01:19:53.666 ♪ A little bit closer, a little bit ♪ 1374 01:19:53.750 --> 01:19:58.500 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day ♪ 1375 01:19:58.583 --> 01:20:01.291 ♪ And the sky goes blue And the sky goes black ♪ 1376 01:20:01.375 --> 01:20:04.041 ♪ And no matter what you do You can't go back ♪ 1377 01:20:04.125 --> 01:20:07.000 ♪ You go day into day into day ♪ 1378 01:20:09.500 --> 01:20:12.208 ♪ Day into day into day ♪ 1379 01:20:15.125 --> 01:20:19.750 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1380 01:20:19.833 --> 01:20:23.208 ♪ And I'm a little bit braver A little bit broader ♪ 1381 01:20:23.291 --> 01:20:24.541 ♪ A little bit brighter ♪ 1382 01:20:24.625 --> 01:20:30.750 ♪ And I've been looking In the back of a book for the answers ♪ 1383 01:20:30.833 --> 01:20:35.250 ♪ Hoping the bell wouldn't chime ♪ 1384 01:20:35.333 --> 01:20:40.833 ♪ But I'm not ready to put down My pencil just yet ♪ 1385 01:20:40.916 --> 01:20:45.750 ♪ There are too many answers That I didn't get ♪ 1386 01:20:45.833 --> 01:20:50.208 ♪ I need a little less pressure ♪ 1387 01:20:50.291 --> 01:20:57.041 ♪ And a little more time! ♪ 1388 01:20:57.125 --> 01:20:59.333 ♪ I am trying to follow ♪ 1389 01:20:59.416 --> 01:21:02.250 ♪ I am trying to lead ♪ 1390 01:21:02.333 --> 01:21:07.125 ♪ I am trying to learn what is true ♪ 1391 01:21:07.208 --> 01:21:12.166 ♪ I am trying to be What you want and I need ♪ 1392 01:21:12.250 --> 01:21:18.375 ♪ And we all have a little more homework ♪ 1393 01:21:18.458 --> 01:21:23.208 ♪ We all have a little more homework ♪ 1394 01:21:23.291 --> 01:21:29.958 ♪ We all have a little more homework ♪ 1395 01:21:30.041 --> 01:21:33.041 -♪ To do ♪ -♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1396 01:21:33.125 --> 01:21:35.916 -♪ Turns to day turns to day ♪ -♪ A little more homework to do ♪ 1397 01:21:36.000 --> 01:21:38.958 ♪ Day turns to day Turns to day turns to day ♪ 1398 01:21:39.041 --> 01:21:42.458 -♪ A little more homework to do ♪ -♪ Day turns to day, day turns to ♪ 1399 01:21:42.541 --> 01:21:46.416 -♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪ -♪ A little more homework ♪ 1400 01:21:46.500 --> 01:21:50.250 ♪ Day turns to day Turns to day turns to day ♪ 1401 01:21:50.333 --> 01:21:51.750 ♪ A little more homework ♪ 1402 01:21:51.833 --> 01:21:54.875 -♪ To do ♪ -♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1403 01:21:54.958 --> 01:21:58.708 ♪ Turns to day Turns to day turns to day! ♪ 1404 01:21:58.791 --> 01:21:59.916 I'm Evan Goldman. 1405 01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:02.750 I live at 24 Plains Drive, Walkerton, Indiana. 1406 01:22:02.833 --> 01:22:06.250 I'm 13 years old, and I'm just getting started. 1407 01:22:06.958 --> 01:22:09.083 [applause erupts] 1408 01:22:09.166 --> 01:22:10.750 [sobs] 1409 01:22:21.958 --> 01:22:23.791 One, two, three, here we go! 1410 01:22:31.583 --> 01:22:34.666 ♪ I saw the cover, and I judged the book ♪ 1411 01:22:35.250 --> 01:22:38.250 ♪ I turned away without a second look ♪ 1412 01:22:38.333 --> 01:22:43.041 ♪ But now, now, now I see a brand-new you ♪ 1413 01:22:43.791 --> 01:22:45.125 ♪ Mm-mmm ♪ 1414 01:22:46.333 --> 01:22:49.875 ♪ I told myself I better run and hide ♪ 1415 01:22:49.958 --> 01:22:55.875 ♪ I never noticed what was there inside But now, now, now ♪ 1416 01:22:55.958 --> 01:22:58.458 ♪ I see a brand-new you ♪ 1417 01:22:58.541 --> 01:23:00.291 ♪ Ah-ahh ♪ 1418 01:23:00.375 --> 01:23:05.208 ♪ And I can't stop myself from loving Every itty-bitty thing… ♪ 1419 01:23:05.291 --> 01:23:08.625 ♪ You, you! I see a brand-new you! ♪ 1420 01:23:08.708 --> 01:23:12.125 ♪ You, you! I see a brand-new you! ♪ 1421 01:23:12.833 --> 01:23:15.458 ♪ I didn't know where I was meant to be ♪ 1422 01:23:15.541 --> 01:23:16.541 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1423 01:23:16.625 --> 01:23:19.291 ♪ I figured no one would be there for me ♪ 1424 01:23:19.375 --> 01:23:22.166 ♪ But now, now, now ♪ 1425 01:23:22.250 --> 01:23:24.083 ♪ I see a brand-new you ♪ 1426 01:23:24.166 --> 01:23:27.166 ♪ You, you, I see a brand-new you ♪ 1427 01:23:28.083 --> 01:23:31.041 ♪ I never knew that you could understand ♪ 1428 01:23:31.583 --> 01:23:34.833 ♪ But I looked up And you reached out your hand ♪ 1429 01:23:34.916 --> 01:23:39.541 ♪ And now, now, now I see a brand-new you! ♪ 1430 01:23:40.083 --> 01:23:41.083 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1431 01:23:41.166 --> 01:23:45.250 ♪ I opened my eyes ♪ 1432 01:23:45.333 --> 01:23:48.791 ♪ And there's a great big world around ♪ 1433 01:23:48.875 --> 01:23:53.083 ♪ I opened my eyes ♪ 1434 01:23:53.166 --> 01:23:54.958 ♪ And just look, just look ♪ 1435 01:23:55.041 --> 01:24:02.041 ♪ Look at what I found ♪ 1436 01:24:04.458 --> 01:24:05.291 ♪ Here we go! ♪ 1437 01:24:05.375 --> 01:24:07.708 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1438 01:24:07.791 --> 01:24:08.833 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1439 01:24:08.916 --> 01:24:11.416 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1440 01:24:11.500 --> 01:24:12.583 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1441 01:24:12.666 --> 01:24:15.291 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1442 01:24:15.375 --> 01:24:16.375 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1443 01:24:16.458 --> 01:24:18.291 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1444 01:24:18.375 --> 01:24:20.333 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1445 01:24:20.416 --> 01:24:22.208 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1446 01:24:22.291 --> 01:24:23.833 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1447 01:24:23.916 --> 01:24:26.791 ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1448 01:24:27.458 --> 01:24:34.458 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1449 01:24:34.541 --> 01:24:35.708 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1450 01:24:48.875 --> 01:24:53.000 ♪ I opened my eyes ♪ 1451 01:24:53.083 --> 01:24:56.333 ♪ And there's a great big world around ♪ 1452 01:24:56.416 --> 01:25:00.708 ♪ I opened my eyes ♪ 1453 01:25:00.791 --> 01:25:07.250 -♪ And just look, just look ♪ -♪ Look at what I found! ♪ 1454 01:25:07.333 --> 01:25:10.291 ♪ I see a brand-new you! Ooh! ♪ 1455 01:25:10.375 --> 01:25:13.583 ♪ I see a brand-new you! Ooh! ♪ 1456 01:25:14.666 --> 01:25:16.916 ♪ I see a brand-new you! ♪ 1457 01:25:21.291 --> 01:25:23.875 -Bravi Charlo-- Bravo Charlie mark. -[kids laughing] 1458 01:25:24.875 --> 01:25:25.875 Bravo mark. 1459 01:25:27.458 --> 01:25:28.375 Chocolate mark. 1460 01:25:29.958 --> 01:25:32.041 [woman] Alpha Bravo Carmen. Marker. 1461 01:25:33.541 --> 01:25:36.416 Charlie mark. [squeals] I did it. 1462 01:25:36.500 --> 01:25:37.791 Charlie marker. 1463 01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:40.250 Bravo mark. 1464 01:25:41.500 --> 01:25:42.375 Delta mark. 1465 01:25:43.416 --> 01:25:44.916 -[Lucy squeals] -Charlie mark. 1466 01:25:47.041 --> 01:25:47.916 Delta mark. 1467 01:25:49.333 --> 01:25:50.625 Bravo mark. 1468 01:25:52.000 --> 01:25:52.916 Bravo mark. 1469 01:25:55.166 --> 01:25:56.000 Charlie mark. 1470 01:25:57.583 --> 01:25:58.416 Delta mark. 1471 01:25:59.791 --> 01:26:01.000 [man] Marker. 1472 01:26:02.708 --> 01:26:03.666 Marker. 1473 01:26:05.333 --> 01:26:06.166 Marker. 1474 01:26:09.833 --> 01:26:10.875 Your mark. 1475 01:26:13.291 --> 01:26:14.458 [all] Marker! 1476 01:26:21.541 --> 01:26:24.291 ♪ This summer, I was losing my mind ♪ 1477 01:26:24.375 --> 01:26:26.250 ♪ Trying to keep myself busy ♪ 1478 01:26:26.333 --> 01:26:29.166 -♪ 'Stead of thinking 'bout you ♪ -♪ Thinking 'bout you ♪ 1479 01:26:29.250 --> 01:26:32.583 ♪ No matter how I acted I could never really get distracted ♪ 1480 01:26:32.666 --> 01:26:34.625 ♪ And the mystery in my mind That I can't dismiss ♪ 1481 01:26:34.708 --> 01:26:36.875 ♪ Is when I'm ever gonna Get my first real kiss ♪ 1482 01:26:36.958 --> 01:26:40.291 ♪ I spend every night and day Just thinking 'bout how I could get away ♪ 1483 01:26:40.375 --> 01:26:42.625 ♪ But I'm stuck in jail I can't get free ♪ 1484 01:26:42.708 --> 01:26:44.916 ♪ 'Cause there's my mother Always watching me ♪ 1485 01:26:45.000 --> 01:26:47.833 ♪ I tried to do the stuff I love to do ♪ 1486 01:26:47.916 --> 01:26:50.375 ♪ But every song, every game It's all the same ♪ 1487 01:26:50.458 --> 01:26:55.625 ♪ It just made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪ 1488 01:26:55.708 --> 01:26:57.750 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1489 01:26:57.833 --> 01:27:03.541 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 1490 01:27:03.625 --> 01:27:05.625 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1491 01:27:05.708 --> 01:27:08.666 ♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪ 1492 01:27:08.750 --> 01:27:11.500 ♪ Same story I was losing my mind ♪ 1493 01:27:11.583 --> 01:27:15.166 ♪ On the shores of Lake Wawasee 'Stead of being with you ♪ 1494 01:27:15.250 --> 01:27:16.291 ♪ Being with you ♪ 1495 01:27:16.375 --> 01:27:17.916 ♪ Sometimes when I couldn't write ♪ 1496 01:27:18.000 --> 01:27:19.916 ♪ I was beaming thoughts From my brain at night ♪ 1497 01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:21.750 ♪ From the mess hall, the canteen ♪ 1498 01:27:21.833 --> 01:27:24.375 ♪ From the lake, from the lodge The latrine that I had to clean ♪ 1499 01:27:24.458 --> 01:27:27.666 ♪ Thinking, "All I really wanna do Is to have my first real kiss with you" ♪ 1500 01:27:27.750 --> 01:27:29.791 ♪ "Where it's dark and quiet And romantic" ♪ 1501 01:27:29.875 --> 01:27:31.875 ♪ "Without your mom standing there Getting frantic" ♪ 1502 01:27:31.958 --> 01:27:35.333 ♪ And now I'm here beside you Like a dream come true ♪ 1503 01:27:35.416 --> 01:27:37.541 ♪ Every minute, every day I was kept away ♪ 1504 01:27:37.625 --> 01:27:43.000 ♪ Only made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪ 1505 01:27:43.083 --> 01:27:45.000 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1506 01:27:45.083 --> 01:27:49.958 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪ 1507 01:27:50.041 --> 01:27:51.875 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1508 01:27:51.958 --> 01:27:58.708 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪ 1509 01:27:58.791 --> 01:28:01.166 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1510 01:28:01.250 --> 01:28:06.708 ♪ Waiting all summer for you ♪ 1511 01:28:07.625 --> 01:28:09.666 [change of music tempo] 1512 01:28:13.541 --> 01:28:17.000 ♪ Brett wants Kendra To be his girlfriend ♪ 1513 01:28:19.083 --> 01:28:22.666 ♪ But Brett is the boy That I wanna be with ♪ 1514 01:28:25.041 --> 01:28:28.791 ♪ I'm tired of being Second best to my best friend ♪ 1515 01:28:30.875 --> 01:28:33.833 ♪ So she's smart, and she's pretty And she's nice, oh hey! ♪ 1516 01:28:33.916 --> 01:28:36.791 ♪ I'm smart, and I'm pretty And I'm… anyway ♪ 1517 01:28:36.875 --> 01:28:39.916 ♪ I'm a better choice to be with Brett And I can prove it if I get ♪ 1518 01:28:40.000 --> 01:28:45.333 ♪ An O-P-P, opportunity! O-P-P, opportunity! ♪ 1519 01:28:46.125 --> 01:28:51.583 ♪ O-P-P, opportunity! O-P-P, opportunity! ♪ 1520 01:28:51.666 --> 01:28:57.750 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 1521 01:28:57.833 --> 01:29:03.958 ♪ I'd show Brett what his girl oughta be If I only had an itty-bitty opportunity ♪ 1522 01:29:04.791 --> 01:29:06.833 ♪ M-m-m, yeah ♪ 1523 01:29:06.916 --> 01:29:10.333 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 1524 01:29:10.416 --> 01:29:14.541 ♪ Oooh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh! ♪ 1525 01:29:14.625 --> 01:29:15.666 ♪ Opportunity! ♪ 1526 01:29:15.750 --> 01:29:18.666 ♪ Picture me Being Brett's new girlfriend ♪ 1527 01:29:18.750 --> 01:29:21.625 ♪ Brett's got a brand-new girlfriend! ♪ 1528 01:29:21.708 --> 01:29:24.541 ♪ Picture Kendra so happy for me ♪ 1529 01:29:24.625 --> 01:29:27.500 ♪ Oooh, sad! ♪ 1530 01:29:27.583 --> 01:29:30.500 ♪ Picture Brett Hanging out in my rec room ♪ 1531 01:29:30.583 --> 01:29:32.916 ♪ Let's play another game of foosball ♪ 1532 01:29:33.000 --> 01:29:36.000 ♪ I mean, we're basically the same Check us out, can't you tell? ♪ 1533 01:29:36.083 --> 01:29:39.000 ♪ So I don't get football But I fake it really well ♪ 1534 01:29:39.083 --> 01:29:42.125 ♪ I could show him I'm a better girl If someone just would get a girl ♪ 1535 01:29:42.208 --> 01:29:45.250 ♪ An O-P-P, opportunity ♪ 1536 01:29:45.333 --> 01:29:47.375 -♪ O-P-P ♪ -♪ Opportunity ♪ 1537 01:29:47.458 --> 01:29:48.291 ♪ Hey-oh! ♪ 1538 01:29:48.375 --> 01:29:53.791 ♪ O-P-P, opportunity O-P-P, opportunity ♪ 1539 01:29:53.875 --> 01:30:00.166 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 1540 01:30:00.250 --> 01:30:02.750 ♪ How will he know That he really wants me ♪ 1541 01:30:02.833 --> 01:30:06.083 ♪ If he never even gets A little opportunity? ♪ 1542 01:30:06.166 --> 01:30:08.166 [marching band plays] 1543 01:30:12.375 --> 01:30:15.333 ♪ Ho-ha! ♪ 1544 01:30:15.416 --> 01:30:17.916 ♪ Here we go, here we go Here we go, huh! ♪ 1545 01:30:18.000 --> 01:30:20.458 [rapping] ♪ Lucy's gonna get what Lucy deserves ♪ 1546 01:30:20.541 --> 01:30:21.375 ♪ Ho! ♪ 1547 01:30:21.458 --> 01:30:24.791 ♪ I've got the vision, the precision And the nerves, and I'm merciless ♪ 1548 01:30:24.875 --> 01:30:26.833 ♪ I cast a curse, you can't reverse this ♪ 1549 01:30:26.916 --> 01:30:29.791 ♪ I'm gonna be The first to get the first kiss ♪ 1550 01:30:29.875 --> 01:30:31.125 -♪ Check that! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 1551 01:30:31.208 --> 01:30:34.416 ♪ In the lunch room or the locker room I can rock a room like a shock, boom ♪ 1552 01:30:34.500 --> 01:30:36.541 ♪ Your time is running out Tick-tick-tock, boom! ♪ 1553 01:30:36.625 --> 01:30:38.208 ♪ Ever since we were three It's been Kendra and me ♪ 1554 01:30:38.291 --> 01:30:42.000 ♪ But it's time now to break free Hashtag never underestimate me ♪ 1555 01:30:42.083 --> 01:30:44.750 -♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 1556 01:30:44.833 --> 01:30:47.541 -♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 1557 01:30:47.625 --> 01:30:49.000 -♪ What's it gonna be? ♪ -♪ What? ♪ 1558 01:30:49.083 --> 01:30:53.083 -♪ When am I gonna see some… ♪ -♪ O-P-P-O-R-T unity! ♪ 1559 01:30:53.166 --> 01:30:59.000 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 1560 01:30:59.083 --> 01:31:05.291 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 1561 01:31:05.375 --> 01:31:07.875 ♪ What kind of best friend would I be ♪ 1562 01:31:07.958 --> 01:31:11.166 ♪ If I didn't take advantage Of an opportunity? ♪