1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,666 [boy chants badly in Hebrew] "Koh amair…" 4 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,291 [man] "Koh amar," Evan. 5 00:00:16,375 --> 00:00:19,791 [Evan continues chanting] 6 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:26,458 -Sorry. One second, sorry. -[chanting stops] 7 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:28,458 Hello. Yeah. 8 00:00:28,958 --> 00:00:31,958 Yeah, hold on. It's God. He wants his language back. 9 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:34,833 I'm sorry, Rabbi. I can't focus. 10 00:00:34,916 --> 00:00:38,541 I feel like my whole life is a dumpster fire, and I'm only 12. 11 00:00:39,041 --> 00:00:41,125 I don't even have a whole life yet. 12 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:45,791 I get it. No, it's rough. It's rough when your folks get divorced. 13 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:49,666 My mom went around the apartment cutting my dad's head out of all the photos. 14 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,541 -No! -With her teeth. 15 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:55,166 [chuckles] Hey, we'll get through it all. 16 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:59,125 We'll study remotely. Bring your books to Indiana. It'll be fine. 17 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:02,125 A Bar Mitzvah is the event that defines you. 18 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:04,291 -The Jewish Super Bowl. -[chuckles] 19 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:07,166 What kind of killer party can I have in Indiana? 20 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:09,250 -[door opens] -I don't even know anyone there. 21 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,625 [breathless] Hi, Rabbi Shapiro. 22 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:13,083 Jessica. 23 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:15,458 -Evan tells me you're doing well. -[Jessica] Oh yeah. 24 00:01:16,375 --> 00:01:18,125 The weather's great at rock bottom. 25 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,375 -Kidding. -She's not kidding. 26 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:22,833 [quietly] I'm not kidding. 27 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,875 -Hey. We'll chat when you get there, okay? -Mm-hm. 28 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:25,916 High five. 29 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:31,250 It's gonna be a long drive, 30 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,875 but Grandma is so excited that we're coming. 31 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:35,791 She's FaceTiming every five minutes. 32 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:38,666 At least I think it's her. All I see is neck. 33 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,875 That's me, Evan Goldman. 34 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:44,750 And I live at 224 West 92nd Street in the heart of New York City. 35 00:01:44,833 --> 00:01:47,625 I'm about to turn 13 and have my Bar Mitzvah. 36 00:01:48,666 --> 00:01:51,416 It was gonna be the biggest party. My whole class was coming. 37 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,208 Everything was going so well. 38 00:01:53,291 --> 00:01:54,666 We had a happy family. 39 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:58,000 Until my dad met someone else, and my parents broke up. 40 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:00,833 ♪ Picture me Just another cool kid ♪ 41 00:02:00,916 --> 00:02:03,666 ♪ In NYC Near the park and the Met ♪ 42 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,166 ♪ Got my crew Everything was great ♪ 43 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:09,166 ♪ And I never knew Just how bad it would get ♪ 44 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:12,041 ♪ Who'd have guessed Dad would ruin everything? ♪ 45 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:14,791 ♪ Mom's depressed And her lawyers are mean ♪ 46 00:02:14,875 --> 00:02:17,291 ♪ Now I'm stressed Life is a disaster ♪ 47 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:20,208 ♪ And I'm cracking from the strain Going totally insane ♪ 48 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:23,791 ♪ And I'm just about to turn Just about to turn, just about to turn ♪ 49 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:24,875 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 50 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:25,958 ♪ Everything switches ♪ 51 00:02:26,041 --> 00:02:28,375 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ Everything turns around ♪ 52 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,541 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ End up in stitches ♪ 53 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,625 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ Hide away underground ♪ 54 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:33,750 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 55 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:35,083 ♪ Can I get through it? ♪ 56 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:37,375 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ Life'll change overnight ♪ 57 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,625 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ How do I do it? ♪ 58 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:41,916 -♪ Thirteen! ♪ -♪ Nothing is going right ♪ 59 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,583 ♪ The best and the worst And the most and the least ♪ 60 00:02:44,666 --> 00:02:47,875 ♪ And the crazy and the scary And I'm standing on the edge! ♪ 61 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,166 [man] Hey, Evan. 62 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:53,250 Here's your stuff from the house. 63 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,000 You okay, kiddo? 64 00:02:56,083 --> 00:03:00,333 I want to stay here. In my school. With my friends. 65 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,833 Like, are we even still a family? 66 00:03:03,916 --> 00:03:05,583 Of course we are. 67 00:03:05,666 --> 00:03:07,750 And we are working it all out. 68 00:03:07,833 --> 00:03:09,833 It is going to be great. 69 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:11,333 Great. 70 00:03:12,500 --> 00:03:14,000 Know what would've been great? 71 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:16,333 If you didn't blow everything up and ruin my life! 72 00:03:16,416 --> 00:03:17,291 Evan! 73 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:22,375 ♪ Twelve years old Everything that used to be ♪ 74 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:25,166 ♪ Good as gold Starts to crumble and crack ♪ 75 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,625 ♪ Pressure mounts Once it was a joke ♪ 76 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,625 ♪ Now it really counts And there's no turning back ♪ 77 00:03:30,708 --> 00:03:33,166 -♪ Life goes wrong ♪ -♪ Suddenly they're yelling ♪ 78 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:36,125 ♪ That your hair's too long Or your room isn't clean ♪ 79 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,791 -♪ Roll along ♪ -♪ Every conversation ♪ 80 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:40,458 ♪ Is another lost cause ♪ 81 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:43,000 ♪ Or a list of my flaws And I'm just about to turn ♪ 82 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:46,041 ♪ Just about to turn God, I'm gonna turn 13! ♪ 83 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:48,125 -♪ What am I doing? ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 84 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,708 -♪ Who am I gonna be? ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 85 00:03:50,791 --> 00:03:52,958 -♪ Somebody listen ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 86 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:54,458 ♪ Somebody talk to me ♪ 87 00:03:54,541 --> 00:04:00,000 ♪ Why is my life a complete disaster? How did things get so far off track? ♪ 88 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:05,583 ♪ How can I not go to Indiana? How do I get my family back? ♪ 89 00:04:05,666 --> 00:04:10,291 ♪ I wanna fly, wanna run, wanna drive Wanna get rich, wanna get mad ♪ 90 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:14,250 ♪ Wanna get out, wanna get my braces off Wanna get my nose pierced ♪ 91 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:17,000 ♪ Wanna grow my hair long But all I keep hearing is ♪ 92 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:19,875 ♪ No, you're not ready! No, it's not time yet! ♪ 93 00:04:19,958 --> 00:04:22,791 ♪ No, it's not right now! Wait until you're older! ♪ 94 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:25,416 ♪ No, you're not ready! No, it's not time yet! ♪ 95 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:28,250 ♪ No, it's not right now! Wait until you're older! ♪ 96 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:31,125 ♪ No, you're not ready! No, it's not time yet! ♪ 97 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:33,791 ♪ No, it's not right now! Wait until you're older! ♪ 98 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:36,708 ♪ Homework! Laundry! Dishes! Courses! ♪ 99 00:04:36,791 --> 00:04:40,041 ♪ Just settle down and hold your horses! ♪ 100 00:04:56,291 --> 00:04:57,833 What were you thinking? 101 00:04:57,916 --> 00:05:00,333 You scared me. You can't just run away. 102 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:02,125 Isn't that what you're doing? 103 00:05:02,208 --> 00:05:04,708 No! That's… It's different. 104 00:05:06,416 --> 00:05:08,750 -Evan. Honey. -[Evan] I know, Mom. 105 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:12,250 "We'll get through it. It'll be fine. You'll make new friends." 106 00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:17,041 I just wanted to make sure you went to the bathroom before we left. 107 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,375 Oh, I-- I'm good. 108 00:05:18,458 --> 00:05:21,416 Good, but all that other stuff too. 109 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:25,750 Mom, I hate this. 110 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,833 And I hate that Dad met someone else. 111 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,041 I know, kiddo. Me too. 112 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,916 We'll get through this. 113 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 ♪ Just about to turn Just about to turn ♪ 114 00:05:36,083 --> 00:05:38,916 ♪ Just about to turn Just about to turn 13! ♪ 115 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,125 -♪ Something is coming ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 116 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,583 -♪ Something is blowing up ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 117 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:45,708 -♪ Something is humming ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 118 00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:47,916 -♪ Somebody's growing up ♪ -♪ Thirteen! ♪ 119 00:05:50,125 --> 00:05:51,208 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 120 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:54,083 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 121 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:56,916 ♪ Thirteen! ♪ 122 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:01,541 ♪ The best and the worst And the most and the least ♪ 123 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:05,708 ♪ And the crazy and the scary And we're just about to turn 13! ♪ 124 00:06:07,375 --> 00:06:09,375 [cow moos] 125 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:50,166 Oh! Look at that stunning sunset. 126 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:56,833 No buildings. No smog. No stress. 127 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,333 No people. Literally no people. 128 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:04,625 Thank God. I was so worried. 129 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:06,000 How was that drive? 130 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:07,291 [chuckles weakly] 131 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:10,750 Oh. You look terrible. 132 00:07:11,833 --> 00:07:13,625 What? Hug your mother already. 133 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:15,458 I'm okay, Mom. 134 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:20,333 You're not. A mother knows. 135 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:24,208 Evan. Evan! [laughs] 136 00:07:24,291 --> 00:07:25,166 Hi, Grandma. 137 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:30,583 What? 138 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:32,541 I'm fine. 139 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:35,291 You're not. A grandma knows. Come on. 140 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,875 Wow, this place looks exactly the same. 141 00:07:45,958 --> 00:07:48,333 [Grandma] I'm surprised you remember. 142 00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:50,458 You haven't been here since you were five, 143 00:07:50,541 --> 00:07:54,291 but if it took a divorce to get you to come back, maybe it's a good thing. 144 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:57,583 -Mom! -What? I look at the bright side. 145 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,416 -Come on, I'll show you your room. -[Evan] All righty. 146 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,125 -[Grandma] I'll take the bag. -[Evan] Okay. 147 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:05,416 [Grandma] Oh my God, it's heavy. What do you have in here, rocks? 148 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:17,416 Your room. 149 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:22,708 Was this my mom's room? 150 00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:26,416 [Grandma] Yes, it was, but I've been using it as a yoga studio, 151 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,250 so that might be what you smell. Sorry. 152 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:33,416 Evan. 153 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,083 I know you'll miss your friends 154 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:38,916 and school and bagels. 155 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,583 But give it a chance. 156 00:08:40,666 --> 00:08:45,416 When your grandfather brought me here, I didn't think I'd ever get used to it. 157 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:48,291 But 50 years later, he's dead, 158 00:08:48,375 --> 00:08:54,125 and I'm still here buying my bras, eggs, and tires all in one store. 159 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,208 [both laugh] 160 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:01,416 I love you. 161 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,541 And not just because I have to. 162 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,333 [cellphone vibrates] 163 00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:38,166 [owl hoots] 164 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,708 [owl hoots] 165 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:48,541 [sighs] This entire year has been lawyers and therapists and… carbs, 166 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:53,166 and every mom on the Upper West Side asking, "How are you?" 167 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:56,083 [sighs] I needed out. 168 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:57,708 [Grandma] So you're out. 169 00:09:57,791 --> 00:10:00,416 Now you can start over. Do whatever you want. 170 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:02,958 You could finally write again, huh? 171 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:06,208 Mom. Give me a little time, okay? 172 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:09,083 Take all the time you need. Who am I to judge? 173 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,625 But, ticktock. 174 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,125 I'm just saying. 175 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,208 How can anyone sleep with all this quiet? 176 00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:18,375 Good morning, honey. Put away your video game. 177 00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:19,666 [Grandma] So, Evan, 178 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:21,916 I was thinking about your Bar Mitzvah. 179 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,333 Okay, just curious. 180 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,708 How many other Jews are there in Walkerton? 181 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,208 If you include us? 182 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:29,666 Us. 183 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,750 Is there a temple? 184 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:36,041 There is. It's called a church. 185 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,791 So we'll do the party in the backyard. 186 00:10:38,875 --> 00:10:42,416 Oh, and I've got a boom box. You can make me a mixtape. 187 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,583 What's a mixtape? 188 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:46,291 Also, I'm new here. 189 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,625 If my party is awful, I'll never live it down. 190 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:54,166 I know it's important. We will make it good, I promise. 191 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,208 It needs to be better than good. 192 00:10:57,041 --> 00:10:59,583 Okay. Tell you what. I'll plan it. 193 00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:01,291 -You'll plan it? -Yes. 194 00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:02,500 -You? -Yes. 195 00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,208 -[Jessica] Really? -[Evan] Yes, really. 196 00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,250 So it can be everything that I want. 197 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,500 -Fine. -Good. 198 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,708 -Good. -Good. 199 00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:10,750 -See? -[door opens] 200 00:11:10,833 --> 00:11:12,000 This is family. 201 00:11:12,083 --> 00:11:13,166 [girl] Miss Ruth! 202 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,791 -Am I interrupting? -[all] No! 203 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:18,791 Uh, hi, Miss Ruth. 204 00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,625 Patrice. Perfect. 205 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:24,125 This is my daughter, Jessica. 206 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:28,250 And I know it's been a while, but you and Evan remember each other, yes? 207 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:30,083 -[Evan] No. -[Patrice] Not really. 208 00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,166 Miss Ruth, I came by to return your book. 209 00:11:32,666 --> 00:11:34,625 The Bell Jar. 210 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:38,375 Oh, this book made me wanna be a writer. 211 00:11:38,458 --> 00:11:39,791 Isn't it a little sad? 212 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:43,083 What's sad is you're the only one around here who knew it was sad. 213 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:46,583 -Patrice, maybe you can show Evan around. -[Patrice] Sure. 214 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:47,500 Great. 215 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,500 -Wanna take some toast? -[Evan] I'm good. 216 00:11:53,791 --> 00:11:54,625 Okay. 217 00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:57,416 -That's a cool shirt. -Thanks. 218 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,375 I try to warn people here that they're destroying our wildlife with landfills. 219 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:04,500 -And how's that going? -Landfills are part of the tour. 220 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:06,541 Patrice! Patrice! 221 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:10,083 -Is that Evan? -Yeah. Evan, this is Archie. 222 00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,750 -Hey, Archie. -[Archie] I know what you're thinking. 223 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:15,041 Yep, I'm faking it. 224 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,250 I'm gonna show Evan around. 225 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,625 This is around. Let me know if you run into Kendra. 226 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:25,375 -Wait, who's Kendra? -An angel walking amongst us mere mortals. 227 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,750 [chuckles] 228 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,875 -Cool. I can't wait to meet her. -[Patrice laughs] 229 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,958 I'm not planning on running into Kendra. We'll see you later. 230 00:12:32,458 --> 00:12:33,333 [Archie] Fine. 231 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,666 I'll be here. 232 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:35,833 [dramatically] Alone. 233 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:37,791 The one child left behind. 234 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,750 -Don't fall for it. -See you later, Archie! 235 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,333 [Archie] Welcome to Walkerton. 236 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,916 If someone offers to pray for you, let them. 237 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,208 [laughs] 238 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:50,083 -So what is there to do around here? -Not much. 239 00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:52,000 Yesterday I finished YouTube. 240 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,291 It's not nearly as exciting as your life in New York. 241 00:12:55,791 --> 00:12:57,375 Exciting, right. 242 00:12:57,458 --> 00:13:00,625 My dad gets a midlife crisis, and I get mid-America. 243 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:03,916 Now I have to have my Bar Mitzvah in Walkerton, Indiana. 244 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,958 For us Jews, it's the one day that's supposed to be happy and perfect. 245 00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,750 See, Catholics don't have that day. 246 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:11,791 It would go against everything we believe in. 247 00:13:13,041 --> 00:13:15,458 [Evan] Back home, your party defines you. 248 00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:18,875 Hey, you help with my petition to phase out single-use plastic, 249 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,541 and I'll help you plan your party. 250 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:23,791 Deal. And I'll make that my Mitzvah project. 251 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,375 Your what? 252 00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,250 When you have a Bar Mitzvah, 253 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,791 you get to pick a charity project that helps others. 254 00:13:30,416 --> 00:13:31,750 This is all working out. 255 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:35,250 We'll find the best DJ at the best ballroom at the best hotel. 256 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,083 -Which is the Best Western. -What? 257 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,000 Okay, where to start? 258 00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:54,291 ♪ Down the road, there's a Dairy Queen Up the block, there's a Walmart ♪ 259 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,333 ♪ There's a place You can accessorize your pets ♪ 260 00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:05,666 ♪ A school, a tree, a couple of churches And no matter how hard anybody searches ♪ 261 00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:10,583 ♪ That's about as thrilling As this dumbass village gets ♪ 262 00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:14,875 ♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪ 263 00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,458 ♪ But it just got a little bit better ♪ 264 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:21,500 ♪ So don't disappear ♪ 265 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:25,583 ♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪ 266 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:30,375 ♪ But I'm pretty sure It's not as lame as it was before ♪ 267 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:33,958 ♪ Now that you're here ♪ 268 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,708 Come on, I'll show you the hillside where everyone waits for the resurrection. 269 00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,250 And tomorrow, I can show you the haunted barn. 270 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:47,500 ♪ Forty miles to the nearest river Sixty miles to the airport ♪ 271 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:51,958 ♪ When we plan our escape That's where we're gonna have to be ♪ 272 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,083 [cow moos] 273 00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:56,000 ♪ It's a shame, it's a sham It's a terrible pity ♪ 274 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:58,833 ♪ You got dragged away From New York City ♪ 275 00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:03,750 ♪ It's major suck for you But it's amazing luck for me ♪ 276 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:08,625 ♪ It's the lamest place in the world ♪ 277 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:14,500 ♪ And you're completely exotic ♪ 278 00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:20,000 ♪ Intellectual, neurotic ♪ 279 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:24,208 ♪ You would never have a shot ♪ 280 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:30,291 ♪ Except you found the perfect guide ♪ 281 00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:36,041 ♪ And though I don't really know you ♪ 282 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:41,458 ♪ I can hardly wait to show you ♪ 283 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,208 ♪ Every fake and freak Every fool and clown ♪ 284 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:47,125 ♪ Since the Chippewas settled This stupid town ♪ 285 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:49,833 ♪ Let 'em laugh, they won't keep me down ♪ 286 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:55,916 ♪ With you by my side! ♪ 287 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,875 ♪ And it just got a little bit better ♪ 288 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,500 ♪ Amazing but true ♪ 289 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:08,250 ♪ Yes, the lamest place in the world Has lots of flaws ♪ 290 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,750 ♪ But maybe it'll be fine ♪ 291 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:13,250 ♪ Because it brought me ♪ 292 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:20,333 ♪ To you! ♪ 293 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:32,791 -[Evan] Mom, Patrice is waiting for me! -[Jessica] Books. Where are your books? 294 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,541 There are no books. It's the first day. It's just the first day. 295 00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:36,541 Okay, okay, okay. 296 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:40,416 -[Evan wheezes] -[sighs] I am so proud of you. 297 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,750 [strained voice] You're popping my lung. Okay. 298 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:47,416 Hey! 299 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:49,708 Love you, Mom. 300 00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:52,166 [Jessica sighs] 301 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,625 [Patrice] I'm so excited about my petition. 302 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,250 We can set things up at lunch, and I'll show you where everything is. 303 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:08,458 [boy] Eddie, Malcolm, check this out. We're in a canoe. Right? 304 00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:11,666 -Come on, Ev, let's get inside. -One second. 305 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,250 I said, "Yo, dude, what happened to your toe?" 306 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,875 And he said, "Leeches." 307 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,208 -[mouths] What? -Bro, what? 308 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,125 -Hey, Brett got taller, huh? -[boy] No way, man. 309 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,125 Lucy! 310 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,708 You're totally into Brett. 311 00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:30,375 [chuckles] I did think about him all summer and… 312 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,458 we would look good together and 313 00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,000 we are in eighth grade now. 314 00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,000 [girl 1] Yeah, girl! 315 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,125 [girl 2] Lucy! 316 00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,500 [Lucy] Bestie! Hi, Mrs. Duncan! 317 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:39,791 [Mrs. Duncan] Hi, Lucy! 318 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:44,791 Lucy, it was the worst summer ever. She put me in summer school. 319 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,333 Everyone's at camp having fun, 320 00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:49,291 and I'm doing Bible study and Latin and violin and science 321 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,625 while she picks out all my clothes and watches over everything I do. 322 00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:54,375 -[Lucy] Horrible! -[boy] KC! 323 00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:56,625 -Hey, there's Brett. -[boy] Carlos, what's up? 324 00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,416 I know! Listen, Kendra. I've been dying to tell you about how Brett… 325 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,708 Hi, everybody! 326 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,041 Hey, Kendra. 327 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,041 [Kendra] Hey. 328 00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:09,083 Hey. 329 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,000 -Hey. -Hey. 330 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,958 Hey. 331 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,541 [kids chuckle] 332 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,250 I've really missed you, Kendra. 333 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,750 [all] Aw! 334 00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:24,125 This might have been 335 00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,041 the longest summer ever. 336 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,125 [all] Aw! 337 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,708 Nope! Same amount of months. 338 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,000 -But I saved every one of our texts. -[girls] Aw! 339 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:36,000 Hold up. You two have been texting? 340 00:18:36,083 --> 00:18:37,875 -Yeah, we have. -Yeah, we have. 341 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:42,416 I thought your mom took away your phone. You hardly texted me, like, 342 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,166 at all. 343 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:48,125 Well, yeah, but whenever I could sneak it, Brett and I would text. 344 00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:52,541 Kendra, yeah, can we chat a sec? 345 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,750 Brett, I was thinking about lots of things when we were apart this summer. 346 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,541 Yeah? Things like? 347 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,666 ♪ This summer I was losing my mind ♪ 348 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,875 ♪ Trying to keep myself busy ♪ 349 00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,750 -♪ 'Stead of thinking 'bout you ♪ -♪ Thinking about you ♪ 350 00:19:08,833 --> 00:19:12,375 ♪ No matter how I acted I could never really get distracted ♪ 351 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:14,250 ♪ And the mystery in my mind That I can't dismiss ♪ 352 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,333 ♪ Is when I'm ever gonna Get my first real kiss ♪ 353 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:20,166 ♪ I spend every night and day Just thinking about how I could get away ♪ 354 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,083 ♪ But I'm stuck in jail I can't get free ♪ 355 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,250 ♪ 'Cause there's my mother Always watching me ♪ 356 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,166 ♪ I tried to do the stuff I love to do ♪ 357 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:29,958 ♪ But every song, every game It's all the same ♪ 358 00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:35,166 ♪ It just made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪ 359 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,375 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 360 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:43,125 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 361 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,416 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 362 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,166 ♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪ 363 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,041 ♪ Same story, I was losing my mind ♪ 364 00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:54,958 ♪ On the shores of Lake Wawasee 'Stead of being with you ♪ 365 00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,083 ♪ Being with you ♪ 366 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,375 ♪ Sometimes when I couldn't write I was beaming thoughts ♪ 367 00:19:58,458 --> 00:19:59,458 ♪ From my brain at night ♪ 368 00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,125 ♪ From the mess hall, the canteen ♪ 369 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:03,791 ♪ From the lake, from the lodge The latrine that I had to clean ♪ 370 00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:07,458 ♪ Thinking, "All I really wanna do Is to have my first real kiss with you" ♪ 371 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,375 ♪ "Where it's dark and quiet And romantic" ♪ 372 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,458 ♪ "Without your mom standing there Getting frantic" ♪ 373 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:14,708 ♪ And now I'm here beside you Like a dream come true ♪ 374 00:20:14,791 --> 00:20:17,000 ♪ Every minute, every day I was kept away ♪ 375 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:22,500 ♪ Only made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪ 376 00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:24,708 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 377 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:30,166 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪ 378 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,541 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 379 00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,041 ♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪ 380 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:37,666 Who are those guys? Introduce me. 381 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,833 Those aren't my friends. Let's just go, okay. 382 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,791 -Hi, man. Nice kicks. -Huh. Thanks. 383 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,583 Oh, you're the new kid, right? 384 00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,458 Yeah, I'm Evan Goldman. I'm from New York. 385 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,791 -What's up? Brett Sampson. -Good to meet you. 386 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,708 I'm Kendra Duncan. Hi. 387 00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:58,416 Wait, you're Kendra? The Kendra? 388 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,291 You know what just happened when Evan said the name "Kendra"? 389 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:02,583 [everyone] What?! 390 00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:06,333 ♪ It made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with ♪ 391 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,416 ♪ It made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with ♪ 392 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,750 ♪ It made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with ♪ 393 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:11,833 [school bell rings] 394 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,208 ♪ You! ♪ 395 00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,333 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 396 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:24,875 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 397 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:27,083 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 398 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:32,791 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 399 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,291 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 400 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:39,791 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 401 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,958 -♪ I've been waiting for you ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 402 00:21:42,041 --> 00:21:44,791 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting all summer… ♪ 403 00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:45,708 Wait for me! 404 00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,458 -♪ …you! ♪ -Guys, wait up. Wait. Hi! 405 00:21:47,541 --> 00:21:48,375 [bell rings] 406 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:51,041 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 407 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:55,750 ♪ Waiting all summer for you ♪ 408 00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:58,500 -[Evan] Where's the main office? -Oh, come with us. 409 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,833 Oh. Yeah. Cool. 410 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,291 You're not upset, are you? 411 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,875 No, I just think 412 00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:11,666 texting all summer with someone you wanna have your first kiss with 413 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,583 is something you tell your best friend, if, you know, 414 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,125 she really is your best friend. 415 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:17,833 Don't even say that, Lucy. 416 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:20,416 Of course I'm happy for you. 417 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,625 And it will all work out. 418 00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:26,291 I mean, assuming no one else likes him. [scoffs] 419 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:27,958 -Right. -Out. 420 00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:34,458 Kendra, check it out. Evan just invited us to his big party. 421 00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:37,750 -It's my Bar Mitzvah. This fall. -What's a Bar Mitzvah, exactly? 422 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,125 It's this Jewish thing where they make you talk backwards 423 00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:41,958 and everyone gets circumcised. 424 00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,000 What? 425 00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,000 Uh! 426 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,166 N-- No! 427 00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:49,833 It's a party. With dancing. And a DJ. 428 00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:51,083 It'll be awesome. 429 00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:52,875 -[Lucy] Oh. -[kids laugh] 430 00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,875 Actually, my friend, Patrice, helped me plan it. 431 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,166 [Lucy, scornfully] Patrice? That Patrice? 432 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,791 Sign the petition for compostable cutlery. 433 00:22:59,875 --> 00:23:02,083 Do what's right. Not easy. 434 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,791 -[boy] That was easy. -[laughter breaks out] 435 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:07,083 [smugly] Yeah, maybe not. 436 00:23:07,166 --> 00:23:08,208 Ooh. 437 00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:13,000 [Evan] She's good people. She, you know, just does her own thing. Patrice. 438 00:23:13,083 --> 00:23:14,708 No, she thinks she's better than everyone. 439 00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:17,458 Whatever, Lucy. Evan, can we talk? 440 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,166 -[scoffs] -[Evan] One second, guys. 441 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:21,791 What is going on, Patrice? 442 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:24,500 -That's who you wanna hang out with? -I dunno. They seem cool. 443 00:23:24,583 --> 00:23:26,750 Is that what you want? To be "cool"? 444 00:23:27,291 --> 00:23:30,000 -I want them to come to my party. -Why? 445 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:31,625 Because it's my Bar Mitzvah. 446 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:33,791 I need a great party. What's your problem with them? 447 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:38,375 Any group that has room for Lucy Hallman is not a group that I need to be part of. 448 00:23:38,458 --> 00:23:40,416 -[mouthing] -[Evan] How about this? 449 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,583 They come to my Bar Mitzvah, and you and me have our own party. 450 00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:44,500 Just us. 451 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:46,833 Boom. Everyone's happy. 452 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:50,000 You did not just say that. 453 00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,916 Whatever's going on between you all, I can help fix it. 454 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:56,083 Whatever. I don't even care. 455 00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,916 -Patrice, I… -[footsteps receding] 456 00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:05,458 Archie, what just happened? 457 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,333 Middle school. 458 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,250 -Juice box? -[Patrice] Thanks, Zee. 459 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,208 Sometimes it helps just to puncture something. 460 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,541 You don't have to help me. 461 00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:23,791 [Jessica] I wanna be useful. 462 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:29,791 [Jessica sighs] 463 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:33,500 Jessica! 464 00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:37,541 There are seven trillion nerves in the human body, 465 00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:40,041 and you are getting on every one of mine. 466 00:24:41,333 --> 00:24:43,250 Find something to do. 467 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:46,458 I know. You could finally write your novel. 468 00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:47,875 What would I write about? 469 00:24:47,958 --> 00:24:50,708 That my son resents me for blowing up his life? 470 00:24:50,791 --> 00:24:55,000 Or that after putting my own life on hold so my husband could build up his law firm, 471 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:57,750 he betrays me, so our marriage implodes? 472 00:24:57,833 --> 00:25:01,958 Or the kicker, I'm sleeping in the room where my mom keeps her orthopedic shoes 473 00:25:02,041 --> 00:25:06,000 because just when I've stopped asking, "How can things get any worse," 474 00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:08,416 I find myself starting completely over. 475 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:13,208 -That's what I should write about? -I'll clear off your father's old desk. 476 00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,208 Thank you. 477 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,208 -[whistle sounds] -[Brett] Set! 478 00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:19,250 -Okay, Kendra, spill the tea! -[Kendra] Okay. 479 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:22,291 Brett wants to kiss me, and I wanna kiss him back. 480 00:25:22,375 --> 00:25:23,625 [all shout excitedly] 481 00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,041 Fun, right? 482 00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,416 Just remember, you only get one shot. Do it wrong, 483 00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,208 someone loses a tongue. 484 00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:35,416 -Are you sure you're ready? -Wait, Lucy, what's that scent? 485 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:36,333 [sniffs] 486 00:25:36,416 --> 00:25:38,083 Is that jealousy? 487 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:41,708 First of all, blend your contour before you come at me like that, Charlotte. 488 00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:43,875 -[girls laugh] -And second, we know how it works. 489 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,875 Problem is, her mom will never let her be alone with him. 490 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:50,666 We'll find a spot my mom won't know about. I always do what she tells me. 491 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:54,333 I wanna decide something for myself. Be my own person, for once. 492 00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:57,375 -Mmm? -And that person wants to kiss Brett! 493 00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:58,333 [girls giggle] 494 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,333 [laughs insincerely] 495 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:03,500 Great. Call the motions. 496 00:26:03,583 --> 00:26:04,416 Right. 497 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,708 Here. We. Go. 498 00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:08,500 -O-P-P! -O-P-P! 499 00:26:08,583 --> 00:26:10,333 -O-R-T! -O-R-T! 500 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,708 -Unity! -Unity! 501 00:26:13,291 --> 00:26:16,708 ♪ Brett wants Kendra To be his girlfriend ♪ 502 00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:22,208 ♪ But Brett is the boy That I wanna be with ♪ 503 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:28,750 ♪ I'm tired of being Second best to my best friend ♪ 504 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,375 ♪ So she's smart, and she's pretty And she's nice, oh hey! ♪ 505 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:36,500 ♪ I'm smart, and I'm pretty And I'm… anyway ♪ 506 00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:39,458 ♪ I'm a better choice to be with Brett And I can prove it if I get ♪ 507 00:26:39,541 --> 00:26:44,916 ♪An O-P-P, opportunity! O-P-P, opportunity! ♪ 508 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,666 ♪ O-P-P, opportunity! ♪ 509 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:51,333 -♪ O-P-P ♪ -♪ Opportunity ♪ 510 00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:57,333 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 511 00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:03,625 ♪ I'd show Brett what his girl oughta be If I only had an itty-bitty opportunity ♪ 512 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:06,541 ♪ M-m-m, yeah ♪ 513 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,041 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 514 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:14,250 ♪ Oooh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh! ♪ 515 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,333 ♪ Opportunity! ♪ 516 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:18,333 ♪ Picture me Being Brett's new girlfriend ♪ 517 00:27:18,416 --> 00:27:21,125 ♪ Brett's got a brand-new girlfriend! ♪ 518 00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,916 ♪ Picture Kendra so happy for me ♪ 519 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,958 ♪ Oooh, sad! ♪ 520 00:27:27,041 --> 00:27:30,125 ♪ Picture Brett Hanging out in my rec room ♪ 521 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:32,583 ♪ Let's play another game of foosball ♪ 522 00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:35,833 ♪ I mean, we're basically the same Check us out, can't you tell? ♪ 523 00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:38,708 ♪ So I don't get football But I fake it really well ♪ 524 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:42,041 ♪ I could show him I'm a better girl If someone just would get a girl ♪ 525 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:44,833 ♪ An O-P-P, opportunity ♪ 526 00:27:44,916 --> 00:27:48,000 -♪ O-P-P, opportunity ♪ -♪ Hey-oh! ♪ 527 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:53,208 ♪ O-P-P, opportunity O-P-P, opportunity ♪ 528 00:27:53,291 --> 00:27:59,958 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 529 00:28:00,041 --> 00:28:02,500 ♪ How will he know That he really wants me ♪ 530 00:28:02,583 --> 00:28:05,791 ♪ If he never even gets A little opportunity? ♪ 531 00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:14,708 ♪ Ho-ha! ♪ 532 00:28:14,791 --> 00:28:17,583 ♪ Here we go, here we go Here we go, huh! ♪ 533 00:28:17,666 --> 00:28:20,833 [rapping] ♪ Lucy's gonna get what Lucy deserves ♪ 534 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:24,708 ♪ I've got the vision, the precision And the nerves, and I'm merciless ♪ 535 00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:26,708 ♪ I cast a curse, you can't reverse this ♪ 536 00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:29,291 ♪ I'm gonna be The first to get the first kiss ♪ 537 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,958 -♪ Check that! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 538 00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:34,000 ♪ In the lunch room or the locker room I can rock a room like a shock, boom ♪ 539 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:36,041 ♪ Your time is running out Tick-tick-tock, boom! ♪ 540 00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:37,791 ♪ Ever since we were three It's been Kendra and me ♪ 541 00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:41,625 ♪ But it's time now to break free Hashtag never underestimate me ♪ 542 00:28:41,708 --> 00:28:44,666 -♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 543 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,125 -♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 544 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:48,750 -♪ What's it gonna be? ♪ -♪ What? ♪ 545 00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:52,875 -♪ When am I gonna see some… ♪ -♪ O-P-P-O-R-T unity! ♪ 546 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:58,750 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 547 00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:05,041 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 548 00:29:05,125 --> 00:29:07,541 ♪ What kind of best friend would I be ♪ 549 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:10,833 ♪ If I didn't take advantage Of an opportunity? ♪ 550 00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,458 The guys are meeting me out front. 551 00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:20,375 Evan, I thought we agreed we'd have family breakfast? 552 00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:21,666 Look, I even cooked. 553 00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:23,041 -You cooked? -Yeah! 554 00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:26,375 Last time you cooked something from scratch, you summoned a demon. 555 00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:29,291 It was raw and burnt in the same bite. 556 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,791 Just… try it. 557 00:29:35,125 --> 00:29:35,958 Sit. 558 00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:42,791 Uh-huh. 559 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:45,041 Uh-huh. 560 00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:47,583 So? It's pretty good, right? 561 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:49,833 -See? It's pretty good. -Good job, Mom. 562 00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:52,416 Pretty good. It's a really decent omelet. 563 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:54,958 They're pancakes. 564 00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:58,125 Okay. 565 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:02,208 What's going on with your party planning? You haven't told me anything. 566 00:30:02,291 --> 00:30:05,791 -Oh, I'm working on it. -Is Patrice still helping you? 567 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:08,500 She didn't come around yesterday like she usually does. 568 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,500 See, the thing is, I have a lot of friends now, 569 00:30:12,583 --> 00:30:14,833 and, you know, it's just fine. 570 00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,000 [cellphone buzzing] 571 00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:26,208 -Joel? -Hey, is Evan around? 572 00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:27,125 Uh… 573 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:30,750 -Yeah, he's right here. -My friend's here. I gotta go. 574 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:33,125 -[Jessica] Evan, talk to your father. -[Evan] Bye. 575 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:34,666 [door shuts] 576 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,416 Sorry, Joel, he ran off. 577 00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:40,000 I've been trying to reach him, but he won't answer my calls. 578 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,875 Well, give him time. He's adjusting. 579 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:45,166 Has he said anything 580 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,666 about wanting me to come for the Bar Mitzvah? 581 00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:50,041 I will ask him again. 582 00:30:50,833 --> 00:30:52,625 Is he gonna be okay? 583 00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:53,875 Now? [scoffs] 584 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,416 Now you're wondering if he's gonna be okay? 585 00:30:58,375 --> 00:30:59,625 I'll keep trying him. 586 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:01,875 [cellphone beeps] 587 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,958 [Evan] Come on, Eddie. Throw it to me. 588 00:31:09,833 --> 00:31:10,791 Come on! 589 00:31:11,833 --> 00:31:13,083 Let's go! Whoa! 590 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,958 [boys laughing] 591 00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:22,291 [Archie] Hey, Patrice! 592 00:31:23,291 --> 00:31:24,375 Patrice! 593 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,583 [unenthusiastically] What is it, Archie? 594 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:32,083 -How come you haven't answered my texts? -Because I don't understand them. 595 00:31:32,166 --> 00:31:35,916 What's "H-C-Y-H-A-M-T"? 596 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,083 How Come You Haven't Answered My Texts. 597 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:40,041 Duh. 598 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:42,375 What is it, Archie? 599 00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:45,208 You don't have to be mad at me 'cause you're mad at Evan. 600 00:31:45,291 --> 00:31:49,416 I'm not mad at him. All he cares about is that everyone comes to his party. 601 00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,416 Come on, he's just trying to fit in. 602 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,833 Why are you defending him? 603 00:31:52,916 --> 00:31:55,541 Well, don't get mad at me. I'm upset too. 604 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:58,416 If Kendra and Brett kiss, where does that leave me? 605 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,958 I thought he was my friend, Archie. 606 00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,125 [sighs] 607 00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:11,000 Oh man, Brett, you're good at, like, everything you do. 608 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:12,375 [Brett] Thanks. 609 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:17,208 You know, I also play the guitar, and… 610 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:21,125 Okay, you think I could play something at your party? 611 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:24,500 -I also write my own songs. A little. -For real? 612 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:26,958 Yeah, for anyone. I'm kinda good. 613 00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,416 I wrote one song called "Kendra," right? 614 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:32,875 Oh, there's also, "Hey, Kendra." 615 00:32:33,708 --> 00:32:35,291 There's "Hey, Is Kendra Home?" 616 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:37,875 I wrote that one while walking to her front door. 617 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:39,458 Yes, you can play at my party. 618 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,541 Thank you. 619 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:42,583 [cellphone buzzes] 620 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,416 [buzzing stops] 621 00:32:50,208 --> 00:32:52,000 Sorry about your parents breaking up. 622 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:55,041 Mine did too, a few years ago. 623 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,375 I hated it. 624 00:32:57,458 --> 00:33:00,416 I guess the hardest part for me was having to leave home. 625 00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:04,166 I couldn't imagine leaving here. It's where my stuff is. 626 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,958 But also, there's… 627 00:33:07,041 --> 00:33:09,625 ♪ Kendra over there ♪ 628 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:14,375 Man, I wanna kiss her. 629 00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:17,791 If you both wanna kiss so much, just kiss. 630 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:22,458 It has to be somewhere special. Something she'll always remember. 631 00:33:22,541 --> 00:33:23,541 You know? 632 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,666 Come on. We finna get some snacks. 633 00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:31,208 Checkmate. 634 00:33:31,291 --> 00:33:33,750 That's defense. Pay up, you fools. 635 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:35,250 Into the donation bag. 636 00:33:36,833 --> 00:33:38,041 [Evan] What's up, Eddie? 637 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,208 Yo, The Bloodmaster is closing this weekend. 638 00:33:44,291 --> 00:33:47,666 -I wish our folks would let us go. -Never gonna happen. 639 00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:49,916 [Eddie] We'll never see that movie. 640 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:54,791 Wait. That's it. I know the perfect place for Brett and Kendra to kiss. 641 00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:57,458 For real? Yo, listen to this. 642 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:02,416 ♪ Okay, listen up ♪ 643 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,500 ♪ The solution to your problem Is The Bloodmaster ♪ 644 00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,916 -What? -Really? 645 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,875 ♪ You say, "No, a horror movie Isn't where you have your first kiss" ♪ 646 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:12,250 The Bloodmaster? 647 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:15,875 ♪ Hear me out, there's a few Little things I wanna mention ♪ 648 00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:18,750 ♪ First, it's dark, and it's scary So you'll wanna hug tight ♪ 649 00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:21,625 ♪ There are folks all around But they're not paying attention ♪ 650 00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:24,708 ♪ 'Cause some wacko with an axe Is hacking everyone in sight ♪ 651 00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:26,208 ♪ So when you're in the market ♪ 652 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:29,458 ♪ For a thing that makes your heart Pump the blood faster ♪ 653 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:32,250 ♪ I suggest The Bloodmaster ♪ 654 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:34,875 ♪ Friday night! ♪ 655 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:38,041 Friday night? This is awesome. What do you think, Kendra? 656 00:34:38,125 --> 00:34:39,250 Um… 657 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:42,541 ♪ Hold up, hold up Let me tell you where it's at ♪ 658 00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:45,291 ♪ Kendra's mom'll never let her See a movie like that ♪ 659 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,458 ♪ And if she doesn't go Then I guess they can't do it ♪ 660 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:50,416 -I guess she's kinda right. -I'm always right. 661 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,333 ♪ Nothing to it, here's the deal Kendra never tells her mom ♪ 662 00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:55,708 ♪ That she's going to The Bloodmaster ♪ 663 00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:56,625 What do I say? 664 00:34:56,708 --> 00:35:00,416 ♪ 'Cause for real, she'll be heading Home with Lucy after school that day ♪ 665 00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:02,375 -My house? -Sleepover! Yay! 666 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,708 ♪ At 6:45, Kendra Zooms with her mother ♪ 667 00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:08,458 ♪ And she asks if it's okay To hang with Lucy all night ♪ 668 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:13,541 ♪ And at 7:05, Cassie's mom picks you up 'Cause everyone says Cassie's mom's cool ♪ 669 00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:14,583 ♪ That's right! ♪ 670 00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:18,958 ♪ And at 7:22, like a blizzard That's predicted by a forecaster ♪ 671 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:19,875 ♪ Shoop shoop ♪ 672 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:23,333 ♪ You drop into The Bloodmaster Friday ni-- ♪ 673 00:35:23,416 --> 00:35:26,166 ♪ Hold up, hold up I don't know what you mean ♪ 674 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,916 ♪ 'Cause they won't let us in Until we're 17 ♪ 675 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,833 ♪ So hold the applause And can the confetti ♪ 676 00:35:33,541 --> 00:35:36,375 ♪ I'm on it already! There's another movie playing ♪ 677 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,458 ♪ At the theater Where we're gonna see The Bloodmaster ♪ 678 00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:40,583 ♪ The Bloodmaster! ♪ 679 00:35:40,666 --> 00:35:44,625 ♪ So we just buy tickets To the little kiddie movie instead ♪ 680 00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:46,500 ♪ Shoop shoop Shoop shoop ♪ 681 00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:49,416 ♪ Good luck, there's a manager Who doesn't miss a trick ♪ 682 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:52,708 ♪ It's not a problem If we all get the moves just right ♪ 683 00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:55,458 ♪ I'll create a distraction With the guy who's taking tickets ♪ 684 00:35:55,541 --> 00:35:58,250 ♪ And we duck into the theater While you block us from sight ♪ 685 00:35:58,333 --> 00:35:59,166 ♪ Then we're in! ♪ 686 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:03,125 ♪ Kendra gets to be the queen Brett gets to be the stud master! ♪ 687 00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:05,875 ♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪ 688 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:10,291 -♪ Friday night! ♪ -♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪ 689 00:36:10,375 --> 00:36:13,166 ♪ We're going to The Bloodmaster! ♪ 690 00:36:14,166 --> 00:36:18,625 ♪ This Friday night! ♪ 691 00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:20,666 Great job. It's gonna be so much fun. 692 00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:22,166 -[boy] Sweet, Evan. -Walk with me. 693 00:36:22,250 --> 00:36:26,458 So, Evan Goldman, you figured it out! You're the hero. 694 00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,458 Not really. I mean, a little maybe, but… 695 00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:33,666 And it seems important that we all come to this party of yours because, 696 00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:37,375 well, if there's a party and I tell people not to come… 697 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:39,916 there isn't a party. 698 00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:45,041 Why do I feel there's more to this chat than the one we're currently having? 699 00:36:47,291 --> 00:36:50,208 Here's the problem. You need people at your party. 700 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:53,916 I need to make sure Brett and Kendra don't kiss at this movie on Friday, 701 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,208 which was your idea. 702 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:57,625 Why don't you want Brett and Kendra to k-- 703 00:36:58,583 --> 00:36:59,416 Oh. 704 00:37:00,291 --> 00:37:01,500 You see my dilemma. 705 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:02,416 Of course, 706 00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:06,416 Kendra's my best friend, and I could never hurt her, so… 707 00:37:07,541 --> 00:37:10,583 You help me, I help you. It's quid pro quo! 708 00:37:10,666 --> 00:37:14,708 How am I supposed to stop them from getting together if they like each other? 709 00:37:14,791 --> 00:37:17,791 You're the guy with all the answers. You'll figure it out. 710 00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:21,416 Aw, I'm so glad we're friends. Aren't you? 711 00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,250 Bye! 712 00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,250 [Brett] Set! 713 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,166 -[whistle blows] -[Brett] Set! 714 00:37:31,541 --> 00:37:34,500 [Kendra] All right, everyone, let's try this again. Ready, Lucy? 715 00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,041 Five, six, seven… 716 00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:38,500 -Hey, Archie. How you doing? -Pretty good. 717 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:42,000 I guess Patrice is still pretty mad at me, huh? 718 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:46,583 Well, you chose those guys over her. My guess is she hates you. 719 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,666 [Kendra] Oh, let me grab my bag. 720 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,375 Oh! Cute shirt, Archie. 721 00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:54,708 [stutters] 722 00:37:56,750 --> 00:37:59,416 [struggling to form words] 723 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:00,708 Did you see that? 724 00:38:00,791 --> 00:38:02,750 Way to play it cool, Arch. 725 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:05,166 If I could have ten minutes sitting next to her, 726 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,500 I would know that I had not lived my life in vain. 727 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,750 -Does she know you like her? -Oh. 728 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:14,083 I think she misinterpreted my flirting for food poisoning. 729 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:17,250 Of course, in her defense, I did throw up after. 730 00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:23,666 What if I told you I had a way for you to sit next to Kendra for two hours? 731 00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,666 Next to her in the same building? 732 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:28,625 Next to her in the next seat at the movies on Friday. 733 00:38:28,708 --> 00:38:30,833 Don't toy with me. 734 00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:35,166 Here's the thing. Lucy is holding my party hostage 735 00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,416 unless I stop Brett and Kendra from kissing. 736 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:39,333 Okay, I'm listening. 737 00:38:39,416 --> 00:38:42,000 All right, it's pretty complicated, but hear me out. 738 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,958 What if you sit on the other side of Kendra-- 739 00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:45,583 -I'm in! -There's more. 740 00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:46,875 Okay, keep going. 741 00:38:47,375 --> 00:38:50,166 Then, at the perfect moment, you faint on Kendra's shoulder, 742 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:52,666 drawing her attention and blocking Brett from kissing her. 743 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,833 Oh! And I get to kiss Kendra instead. 744 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,291 What? No. The plan is, 745 00:38:57,375 --> 00:39:00,875 you make a scene and block the kiss, and no one will get mad at you because-- 746 00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,208 Because I'm charming. 747 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:04,708 Yeah, that. 748 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,750 Lucy gets what she wants, and everyone comes to my party. 749 00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:11,208 And I get to kiss Kendra. 750 00:39:11,833 --> 00:39:14,291 You keep saying that as though it's part of the plan. 751 00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,166 It's not. 752 00:39:24,083 --> 00:39:25,791 You saved all my old journals? 753 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:28,250 I thought I told you to throw out all my old stuff? 754 00:39:28,916 --> 00:39:30,291 When did you say that? 755 00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:33,333 When I left home and said, "Throw out all my old stuff." 756 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:36,416 -Oh! Jess. -Mom. 757 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,083 Jess. [sighs] 758 00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:42,208 -You know what I miss? -Subtlety? [sighs] 759 00:39:44,083 --> 00:39:45,000 Teaching. 760 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,291 It gave me purpose. 761 00:39:47,375 --> 00:39:49,166 You were really good at it. 762 00:39:49,250 --> 00:39:53,958 You went to college, worked harder than anyone, and earned your BFA. 763 00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:57,166 You were a writer. That was your purpose. 764 00:39:57,250 --> 00:40:00,541 And if it took a divorce to light a fire under your tuchus, 765 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,166 maybe that's a good thing. 766 00:40:02,250 --> 00:40:04,333 -I'm just saying, again. -[Jessica sighs]. 767 00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,541 I'm gonna get some stuff then I'm gonna hang out with Archie. 768 00:40:09,625 --> 00:40:11,958 No, wait-- Oh no-- We're supposed to have dinner together. 769 00:40:12,041 --> 00:40:13,791 And you have a Hebrew lesson. 770 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:18,375 -I'll reschedule it for tomorrow. -No-- Evan. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come back. 771 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:24,791 You have blown us off every night. You won't answer your father's calls. 772 00:40:24,875 --> 00:40:27,166 You haven't talked to me about your Bar Mitzvah. 773 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,916 And now, skipping lessons? 774 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,291 -What is going on? -Nothing. 775 00:40:33,250 --> 00:40:35,833 You wanted to move here and for me to make new friends, 776 00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:38,291 so here I am, making new friends. 777 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,791 -At least I'm trying. -Look, this is about you. 778 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:44,791 You will do your lesson with the rabbi, and then you will see your friends. 779 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,333 [cellphone beeps] 780 00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:55,375 [Jessica sighs] 781 00:40:57,291 --> 00:40:58,875 -[door slams] -[Jessica huffs] 782 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:00,708 You're his mother. 783 00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:03,125 He's watching what you do. 784 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,416 -That's all I've got to say. -[quietly] Yeah. 785 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,375 I doubt that. 786 00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:09,583 Archie! Archie! 787 00:41:10,791 --> 00:41:14,000 -I can't talk right now. -[Patrice] Do you wanna come for dinner? 788 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:17,458 I've got a whole list of movies where Americans do bad English accents. 789 00:41:19,375 --> 00:41:22,458 All right, fine, you broke me. We're all going to The Bloodmaster. 790 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:25,708 Evan made a plan where I block Brett from kissing Kendra 791 00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:27,791 so Lucy will bring everyone to his party. 792 00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:31,625 Wait, Evan is using you just to save his party? 793 00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:34,416 Yeah, and I'm good with that. 794 00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:37,750 -This is wrong, Archie. -[Archie] Stay out of it, Patrice. 795 00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:40,333 I like what you're doing, but think about-- 796 00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:41,958 And this could just be fun-- 797 00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:45,458 Just… not getting the beit and the kaf confused. 798 00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,458 Except, they're confusing. 799 00:41:47,958 --> 00:41:50,916 [sarcastically] Hmm. You find a 6,000-year-old language confusing. 800 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,250 Now I see the problem. 801 00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:55,583 You thought this would be easy. That just-- That's just bad intel. 802 00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:56,666 [cellphone beeps] 803 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,958 I'm sorry, there's something important I need to do. 804 00:42:03,041 --> 00:42:05,250 More important than your Bar Mitzvah? 805 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,250 One moment. 806 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:11,125 God, [laughs] you're gonna love this. No, it's Goldman again. 807 00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:14,000 Really, Rabbi, trust me. This can't wait. 808 00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:17,458 You want me to go full rabbi on you? I'm gonna go-- I'm gonna do it. 809 00:42:17,541 --> 00:42:20,583 I'm gonna go full rabbi. Kippah coming on. Boom. 810 00:42:21,583 --> 00:42:24,083 [whispers] Respect. Respect the yarmulke. 811 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:28,208 Look, I'm not here to tell you what you should or shouldn't do, okay? 812 00:42:28,291 --> 00:42:30,208 You gotta find your own way. I just… 813 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:33,333 I've just walked a few more steps than you, 814 00:42:33,416 --> 00:42:36,083 and maybe I can help you stumble a few less than I did. 815 00:42:37,291 --> 00:42:39,750 Really, I'm not avoiding my lesson. 816 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:44,166 It's your choice. But listen to this, okay? 817 00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:48,125 Look, how you do one thing is how you do everything, 818 00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:51,166 and what you're not doing is learning your haftorah. 819 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:54,583 Seriously. It's not even Hebrew. You sound like an injured dolphin. 820 00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:55,791 [high voice] Really? Oh. 821 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:56,958 [chuckles] 822 00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:00,208 We'll talk soon. 823 00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:01,916 Peace out, Flipper. 824 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:13,291 ♪ Only got one shot Better get it right ♪ 825 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,000 ♪ I'm getting ready ♪ 826 00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,833 ♪ Gotta look real hot 'Cause it's Friday night ♪ 827 00:43:19,916 --> 00:43:22,416 ♪ I'm getting ready! ♪ 828 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:29,666 ♪ I'm getting ready today I'm getting ready to say ♪ 829 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:34,833 ♪ "I'm not that weird geek You think I must be" ♪ 830 00:43:36,625 --> 00:43:43,125 ♪ I'm getting ready to move I'm getting ready to prove ♪ 831 00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:47,833 ♪ Kendra just needs a love god like me ♪ 832 00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:52,583 ♪ Big night tonight Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah ♪ 833 00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:53,708 ♪ Gotta wear a tie ♪ 834 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:59,250 ♪ If this goes right Then everyone comes to my Bar Mitzvah ♪ 835 00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:00,333 ♪ Gotta zip my fly ♪ 836 00:44:00,416 --> 00:44:02,291 ♪ If we can get in And Brett's ready for action ♪ 837 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:03,916 ♪ But Kendra's distracted By Archie's distraction ♪ 838 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,583 ♪ So they never kiss Lucy gets satisfaction ♪ 839 00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:09,625 -♪ And everyone comes to my party ♪ -♪ So I'm getting ready, it's true ♪ 840 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:12,958 ♪ I'm getting ready to do ♪ 841 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:15,375 -♪ Something that makes them ♪ -♪ Something that makes her ♪ 842 00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:19,625 ♪ Accept me at last ♪ 843 00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:23,083 ♪ I'm getting ready, all right ♪ 844 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:27,875 ♪ Nothing can stop me tonight ♪ 845 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:35,500 ♪ I'm getting ready ♪ 846 00:44:35,583 --> 00:44:39,166 ♪ Ready ♪ 847 00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:44,708 ♪ Ready ♪ 848 00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:49,083 ♪ Now! ♪ 849 00:44:49,166 --> 00:44:51,666 -Oh my God! Can I help-- -Just watch where you're going! 850 00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,833 -[Evan] I-- I-- -[man] No need to do this. 851 00:44:56,458 --> 00:44:58,666 -[Evan] I always fail. -Oh. Evan pulled this off. 852 00:44:58,750 --> 00:44:59,708 [Evan] I'm sorry! 853 00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:02,833 [girl whispers] I'm so afraid. Do you like scary movies? 854 00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:05,291 -[Brett] Hey, Archie. -[boy whispers] This is so cool. 855 00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:08,625 -Hey, what's up? -[Malcolm] Hey, Carlos. 856 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,416 [KC] Brett, you made it. 857 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,708 [whispers] Yeah. 858 00:45:12,791 --> 00:45:15,125 All right. Eddie, how's my breath? 859 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:17,083 -[Brett exhales] -[Eddie sniffs] 860 00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:21,500 I'm, like, getting notes of jalapeños and bowling shoes. 861 00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,291 [unsure] That's good, right? 862 00:45:25,750 --> 00:45:27,125 Yeah, yeah-- That's fine. 863 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:28,208 [Charlotte] Really? 864 00:45:28,791 --> 00:45:30,500 [Carlos, softly] Cassie, Molly, over here! 865 00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:32,791 -[boy] This is gonna be scary. -[Brett] What's up, Cassie. 866 00:45:32,875 --> 00:45:34,500 -[Cassie] Hi, Carlos. -[Carlos] Hi, Cassie. 867 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:36,333 -[Cassie] Charlotte! -[girl] Come sit with me. 868 00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:38,541 -[girl] Hey, Malcolm. -[boy] Kendra's here. 869 00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,375 [girl 2] Yeah, I'm kinda nervous. 870 00:45:41,458 --> 00:45:43,958 -Hey, Kendra. -Hey. 871 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:44,875 Hi! 872 00:45:46,291 --> 00:45:49,625 Mission Popcorn Pileup accomplished. 873 00:45:51,041 --> 00:45:52,791 -Thank you. -[girl] Great job, Evan. 874 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,666 [Malcolm] I can't believe you pulled this off. 875 00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:58,916 This better work. Or you'll be lighting that birthday menorah alone. 876 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,333 That's Hanukkah. 877 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:04,166 Heidi, so cool that your cousin, who escaped prison, 878 00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:06,583 let us use his cabin here in the isolated mountains. 879 00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:07,958 -[Heidi giggles] -[keys jangle] 880 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:11,291 [Heidi] Look, there's blood everywhere. 881 00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:14,083 -[knife unsheathes] -[Heidi screams] 882 00:46:15,791 --> 00:46:17,166 [screaming continues] 883 00:46:19,458 --> 00:46:23,000 [Heidi] He said he was going to look for some tools in the toolshed. 884 00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:26,791 Yo, there you are. I was worried that you were-- 885 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:28,833 [Heidi screams] 886 00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:33,500 -I'll never sleep again! -This is awesome! 887 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:34,791 We have to run. 888 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:36,208 Let's split up. 889 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,666 Yeah. 890 00:46:46,125 --> 00:46:46,958 They-- 891 00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:51,500 Get off! 892 00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:53,708 [chuckles uncomfortably, sighs] 893 00:46:57,666 --> 00:47:00,750 Kurt, if we're about to be cut into pieces, 894 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:04,250 then let's have one last kiss. 895 00:47:09,250 --> 00:47:11,083 Oh! He's going in. 896 00:47:11,166 --> 00:47:12,416 This is on. 897 00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,750 [Archie gasps and sighs] 898 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,125 Ooh! 899 00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:19,041 [Archie gasps] 900 00:47:22,208 --> 00:47:24,250 -[Mrs. Duncan] Kendra Duncan! -[Evan] Oh my God. 901 00:47:24,333 --> 00:47:26,333 -Mom?! -[woman] Cassie Connor! 902 00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:30,333 Everyone under the age of 17, out! 903 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:32,458 -[KC] How'd you find out? -Who did this? 904 00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:33,458 [Jessica] Evan Goldman! 905 00:47:33,541 --> 00:47:36,125 -[Evan] Huh? -[Charlotte] Evan? Seriously? 906 00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,375 [Brett] Goldman? 907 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:38,916 -[KC] Evan? -You did this? 908 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,666 Evan, you said I could kiss Kendra. 909 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:42,625 -What? -No! 910 00:47:42,708 --> 00:47:44,708 [laughing] Evan, what did you do? 911 00:47:44,791 --> 00:47:46,625 [Brett] Dude, why would you do this? 912 00:47:47,291 --> 00:47:49,208 No way we're coming to your party now. 913 00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:51,000 -Come on. -[boy] What is going on? 914 00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:53,291 [chainsaw buzzing in movie] 915 00:47:53,375 --> 00:47:54,666 [dramatic music in movie] 916 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:59,125 -[Heidi screams] -[chainsaw buzzes] 917 00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:01,083 No, no, no! No! 918 00:48:02,666 --> 00:48:05,708 [manager] Have you seen the poster for it? It's just made of blood! 919 00:48:05,791 --> 00:48:06,875 I can't believe this. 920 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:09,041 Get up. 921 00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:12,958 [sighs] I'm sorry. I just wanted to have some fun for once. 922 00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:14,458 Do something I wanted. 923 00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:17,166 I trusted you, and this is what happens. 924 00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:18,333 Kendra! 925 00:48:18,416 --> 00:48:20,791 Stay away from my daughter. Go. 926 00:48:21,541 --> 00:48:23,500 I can't believe you all did this. 927 00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:27,250 [Brett huffs] 928 00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,458 Archie, are you okay? 929 00:48:29,541 --> 00:48:33,000 Okay? You messed up my one chance to kiss Kendra. 930 00:48:33,083 --> 00:48:34,791 I was just trying to help you. 931 00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:37,583 Okay, why does everyone think I need help? 932 00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:41,958 I have my own parking space, my own bathroom, the best ride in town. 933 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:42,916 I'm great. 934 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,541 You two clearly need more help than I do. 935 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:48,791 I can't believe you told. 936 00:48:49,375 --> 00:48:52,250 You were using Archie just so people would come to your party. 937 00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:56,541 Or maybe you purposely wanted tonight to fail so no one would come to my party. 938 00:48:56,625 --> 00:49:01,083 You took advantage of my friend. It's not me that ruined everything. 939 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,125 Archie, wait up. 940 00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,833 [Lucy] Are you okay? 941 00:49:13,625 --> 00:49:14,458 [Brett] No. 942 00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:17,541 I was about to kiss Kendra. 943 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,708 Yeah, but… 944 00:49:21,833 --> 00:49:24,125 Do you think she really would have gone through with it? 945 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:25,458 Yeah, she was-- 946 00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:28,125 I mean, she was worried her mom would get furious. 947 00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:31,000 Maybe she wouldn't have. 948 00:49:32,208 --> 00:49:33,041 Really? 949 00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,708 [muted] I can't believe this. I trusted you… 950 00:49:36,791 --> 00:49:40,041 Maybe you've been waiting all summer for someone who isn't ready for you, 951 00:49:40,125 --> 00:49:42,250 instead of someone who is, you know, 952 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:45,250 ready for an opportunity like this. 953 00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:51,916 Let's get out of here, boyfriend. 954 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,250 Wait, what? 955 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,416 -Tell me not to kill him. -Don't kill him. 956 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,875 -Too late. -Jessica! 957 00:50:06,541 --> 00:50:08,208 That was your room once. 958 00:50:08,291 --> 00:50:11,708 Remember what it felt like to sit on that bed when you messed up. 959 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:17,041 [Jessica sighs] 960 00:50:24,875 --> 00:50:25,791 [sighs] 961 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,583 [sighs] 962 00:50:53,666 --> 00:50:54,500 [Brett] Set! 963 00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:56,458 Hut! 964 00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:58,833 [whistle blows] 965 00:51:00,541 --> 00:51:03,500 Man, what's up? Are you possessed? 966 00:51:03,583 --> 00:51:06,416 -'Cause I've seen that at church. -You need to fix your wig. 967 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:09,625 Brett, you stood there like you've never seen a football before. 968 00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:11,291 -It's a football. -[Lucy] Brett! 969 00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:18,208 -Ah. -See? I can't focus. 970 00:51:18,291 --> 00:51:23,208 And every time she kisses me, I forget why I don't want her to kiss me. 971 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,916 You know, it's like my brain stops working. 972 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:30,000 Brett! I'm texting you! 973 00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:34,000 Sorry, y'all. I gotta… 974 00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:38,666 -This is bad. -This is bad. 975 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:42,000 I've been texting you. 976 00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:43,500 What? I'm on the field. 977 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,125 You should have your phone on you. I've been texting and calling you. 978 00:51:47,208 --> 00:51:50,291 What? When I'm on the field? That doesn't make sense. 979 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:52,708 -[Lucy] Yeah, it does. -[Brett] Don't be angry about this. 980 00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,333 [Lucy] What if I needed to talk to you? 981 00:51:55,583 --> 00:52:01,000 ♪ What is a man When he gives up his soul? ♪ 982 00:52:01,083 --> 00:52:04,291 ♪ When his brains are in chains ♪ 983 00:52:04,375 --> 00:52:06,875 ♪ And his heart has lost control ♪ 984 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:08,166 You're telling me. 985 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:13,458 ♪ How does a man Who can see behind his head ♪ 986 00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:18,208 ♪ Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes? ♪ 987 00:52:18,291 --> 00:52:20,750 What if I needed to talk to you or had something important to-- 988 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:26,583 ♪ What is a man When he turns on his friends? ♪ 989 00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:29,208 ♪ We've been tossed, now we're lost ♪ 990 00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:33,083 -♪ Just a wig full of split ends ♪ -Now, that's the truth. 991 00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:35,666 ♪ How do we make ♪ 992 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:39,125 ♪ Our hero wide awake ♪ 993 00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:45,125 ♪ So that he can realize? ♪ 994 00:52:45,208 --> 00:52:48,291 ♪ That girl is bad, bad news ♪ 995 00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:51,291 ♪ Bad news ♪ 996 00:52:51,375 --> 00:52:57,833 ♪ Nothing but tears, nothing but trouble Nothing but stress ♪ 997 00:52:57,916 --> 00:53:02,541 ♪ Yes, she is bad, bad news Bad news ♪ 998 00:53:02,625 --> 00:53:04,125 ♪ Bad news ♪ 999 00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:10,041 ♪ Our buddy, Brett, is gonna regret That he ever said "yes" ♪ 1000 00:53:11,208 --> 00:53:14,250 ♪ The girl may be hot But all that he's got ♪ 1001 00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:18,250 ♪ Is bad, bad news ♪ 1002 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:20,083 [Cassie] Hey, Lucy. Hey, Brett. 1003 00:53:20,625 --> 00:53:23,583 -[Brett] Oh. Hey, Cassie. -Wait, were you flirting with her? 1004 00:53:24,750 --> 00:53:27,750 -I was just saying hi. -Oh, so you're saying she's hot. 1005 00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:30,208 No, I mean, she's… nice. 1006 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:31,833 Oh, so I'm not nice? 1007 00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:34,833 -What? I never said that. -Oh, so now I'm a liar! 1008 00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:37,333 [Brett sighs] This girl. 1009 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:45,041 ♪ That girl is bad, bad news Bad news ♪ 1010 00:53:45,125 --> 00:53:46,625 ♪ Very bad news ♪ 1011 00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:48,416 ♪ It's an invasion ♪ 1012 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,541 ♪ It's like a war ♪ 1013 00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:52,333 ♪ Or a zombie attack ♪ 1014 00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:57,500 ♪ Whack! Goes the bad, bad news Bad news ♪ 1015 00:53:57,583 --> 00:53:59,416 ♪ Très bad! ♪ 1016 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:05,125 ♪ We've been abandoned, left in the sand And we need him back ♪ 1017 00:54:06,333 --> 00:54:09,458 ♪ They're kissing, they're dating It's so nauseating ♪ 1018 00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:14,541 ♪ It's bad, bad news ♪ 1019 00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:18,625 ♪ Every minute we wait Is an hour too late ♪ 1020 00:54:18,708 --> 00:54:21,666 ♪ He has got to be freed from her spell ♪ 1021 00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:25,083 ♪ Why would our friend prefer To be hanging with her? ♪ 1022 00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:26,541 -♪ Are we mean? ♪ -♪ Are we rude? ♪ 1023 00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:28,250 ♪ Do we smell? ♪ 1024 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:31,291 ♪ He's a mess on the field So our fate has been sealed ♪ 1025 00:54:31,375 --> 00:54:34,791 -♪ Now it's time for our team to rebel ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪ 1026 00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:37,500 ♪ His hormones have made him A fool and a clown ♪ 1027 00:54:37,583 --> 00:54:41,000 ♪ If we don't solve it soon Then we're all going down ♪ 1028 00:54:41,083 --> 00:54:46,583 ♪ The longer it goes, the worse it'll get So somebody's gotta tell Brett! ♪ 1029 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:49,958 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1030 00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:56,291 -♪ That girl is bad, bad news, bad news ♪ -♪ Yahoo! She's so bad, yeah ♪ 1031 00:54:56,375 --> 00:55:02,125 ♪ She took our pal, she took our leader And led him astray ♪ 1032 00:55:02,625 --> 00:55:04,083 ♪ Hey, hey! ♪ 1033 00:55:04,166 --> 00:55:08,458 ♪ She's totally bad, bad news Bad news ♪ 1034 00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,708 ♪ Bad news ♪ 1035 00:55:10,791 --> 00:55:13,375 ♪ Listen up, Brett You're not ruined yet ♪ 1036 00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:16,958 ♪ We'll show you the way ♪ 1037 00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:20,458 ♪ Get away from that noise And come back to your boys ♪ 1038 00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:23,541 ♪ Even though she has excellent shoes ♪ 1039 00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:27,083 ♪ She's bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ 1040 00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:30,208 ♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ 1041 00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:35,916 ♪ News! ♪ 1042 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:42,583 ♪ Bad news! ♪ 1043 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,291 [thunder rumbles] 1044 00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:50,375 [rain pattering] 1045 00:55:59,208 --> 00:56:01,291 I just wanted to make friends. 1046 00:56:01,375 --> 00:56:03,500 I just wanted something to go right. 1047 00:56:04,041 --> 00:56:05,791 I know it hasn't been easy. 1048 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,083 -Now everyone thinks I'm a loser. -Nobody thinks you're a loser. 1049 00:56:12,291 --> 00:56:13,333 "You're a loser." 1050 00:56:14,041 --> 00:56:15,125 Okay! 1051 00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:19,041 Things are going really great for us, huh? 1052 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:19,958 You and me. 1053 00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:35,875 ♪ Kid from the city Steps up to the plate ♪ 1054 00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:41,208 ♪ He's got one at-bat To determine his fate ♪ 1055 00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:46,458 ♪ And so he takes a big swing With remarkable grace ♪ 1056 00:56:46,541 --> 00:56:50,458 ♪ And the ball Hits him right in the face ♪ 1057 00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,583 ♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck ♪ 1058 00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:58,625 ♪ If it didn't hurt ♪ 1059 00:56:58,708 --> 00:57:02,291 ♪ If it wasn't the end of the world ♪ 1060 00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:06,958 ♪ It was over before I started ♪ 1061 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:12,250 ♪ And nothing's gonna fix it now ♪ 1062 00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:20,708 ♪ Girl from the sticks Had a plan of attack ♪ 1063 00:57:20,791 --> 00:57:26,041 ♪ "I'm gonna set New York on fire And I'm not coming back" ♪ 1064 00:57:26,125 --> 00:57:31,208 ♪ Except I guess I never got around To lighting that torch ♪ 1065 00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:35,208 ♪ 'Cause I'm back On my mother's front porch ♪ 1066 00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:43,458 ♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck If it wasn't me ♪ 1067 00:57:43,541 --> 00:57:46,958 ♪ If it happened to anyone else ♪ 1068 00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:52,083 ♪ I avoided three high school reunions ♪ 1069 00:57:52,791 --> 00:57:57,083 ♪ But nothing's gonna fix it now ♪ 1070 00:57:58,750 --> 00:58:01,916 ♪ Nobody wants to hear ♪ 1071 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:06,958 ♪ How failing's The only way you can learn ♪ 1072 00:58:08,583 --> 00:58:12,208 ♪ Doesn't matter If you don't know the rules ♪ 1073 00:58:12,291 --> 00:58:17,583 ♪ Or you don't like the game ♪ 1074 00:58:19,125 --> 00:58:23,958 ♪ 'Cause you find out What you're made of ♪ 1075 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:29,250 ♪ When you face What you're most afraid of ♪ 1076 00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:34,000 ♪ Like, what if you threw a party ♪ 1077 00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:36,916 ♪ And nobody came? ♪ 1078 00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:44,125 ♪ It would be funny if it didn't suck ♪ 1079 00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:46,750 ♪ And it's gonna suck ♪ 1080 00:58:46,833 --> 00:58:50,291 ♪ But here's what I'm trying to say ♪ 1081 00:58:50,375 --> 00:58:55,750 ♪ It's not over until it's over ♪ 1082 00:58:55,833 --> 00:59:00,583 ♪ And only we can fix it now ♪ 1083 00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:06,458 ♪ It's not over until it's over ♪ 1084 00:59:06,958 --> 00:59:10,708 ♪ And only you can fix it ♪ 1085 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:16,375 ♪ Now ♪ 1086 00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:28,458 [Evan chanting Hebrew prayer] 1087 00:59:50,708 --> 00:59:52,000 [doorbell rings] 1088 00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:56,791 Patrice! 1089 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:10,708 [cellphone buzzes] 1090 01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:18,916 Hey, Dad. 1091 01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:20,958 Hey, kiddo. 1092 01:00:22,083 --> 01:00:22,916 Um, 1093 01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:26,625 Mom says you're having a rough time. 1094 01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:28,375 You wanna talk? 1095 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:32,416 I think I've done some stuff that has really hurt other people. 1096 01:00:32,916 --> 01:00:33,916 Ev, 1097 01:00:34,791 --> 01:00:37,166 sometimes we make choices that… 1098 01:00:37,666 --> 01:00:41,208 that inadvertently hurt the people we love the most. 1099 01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:46,166 And sometimes those mistakes aren't easy to fix, 1100 01:00:46,666 --> 01:00:49,041 but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try. 1101 01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:51,125 Does that ever work? 1102 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:56,833 You answered the phone this time so, um, 1103 01:00:56,916 --> 01:00:59,125 if you're lucky, it does. 1104 01:01:00,291 --> 01:01:02,291 [Patrice] I know, but you saw what happened. 1105 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,583 I have to go. 1106 01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:06,625 Okay, kiddo. 1107 01:01:07,125 --> 01:01:07,958 And Ev… 1108 01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:11,916 I'm sorry 1109 01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:14,125 that I hurt you and your mother. 1110 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,041 Thank you. 1111 01:01:16,708 --> 01:01:17,541 I miss you. 1112 01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:19,541 Me too. 1113 01:01:23,666 --> 01:01:25,666 Okay, I'm running to my locker. 1114 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:27,208 [Brett sighs] 1115 01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:29,750 [groans] 1116 01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:32,583 [Brett] Why? 1117 01:01:33,583 --> 01:01:38,166 Brett, as your best friends, we need to tell you, keep it together. 1118 01:01:38,666 --> 01:01:39,875 I'm trying! 1119 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,583 She's got some kind of, like, hypnotic hold on you, 1120 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:44,250 and we have no idea what it is. 1121 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,666 Well, some of us know what it is, 1122 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,708 but you gotta be strong, Brett. 1123 01:01:49,333 --> 01:01:50,250 For us. 1124 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,166 I miss Kendra. 1125 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,291 I can't sleep. 1126 01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:57,041 I can't eat. 1127 01:01:59,416 --> 01:02:00,833 I don't know what to do. 1128 01:02:04,041 --> 01:02:05,250 [Evan] Maybe I can help. 1129 01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:08,291 You? You're the reason this all happened. 1130 01:02:08,875 --> 01:02:12,500 Look, I know I screwed things up, but I wanna make it right. 1131 01:02:13,291 --> 01:02:14,125 Hear me out. 1132 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:16,791 Fine. 1133 01:02:17,291 --> 01:02:20,583 You have ten seconds, starting nine seconds ago. 1134 01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:25,541 [faltering] You have to go talk to Kendra. You two are supposed to be together. 1135 01:02:25,625 --> 01:02:28,291 If what you want is to be with Kendra, then go tell her. 1136 01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:31,708 I wouldn't know what to say. 1137 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:38,041 ♪ Tell her You thought about what happened ♪ 1138 01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:44,083 ♪ Tell her you haven't slept at night ♪ 1139 01:02:46,458 --> 01:02:51,500 ♪ Tell her Although you've made a huge mistake ♪ 1140 01:02:51,583 --> 01:02:56,625 ♪ You want to make it right ♪ 1141 01:02:56,708 --> 01:02:57,958 Uh-huh. Keep going. 1142 01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:02,333 ♪ Tell her you know you aren't perfect ♪ 1143 01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:09,833 ♪ Tell her you've waited way too long ♪ 1144 01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:13,083 ♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪ 1145 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,166 ♪ Tell her you mean it ♪ 1146 01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:20,708 ♪ Tell her you just were wrong ♪ 1147 01:03:20,791 --> 01:03:22,708 Do you even know what you're saying? 1148 01:03:22,791 --> 01:03:25,208 I think what he's saying is… 1149 01:03:25,916 --> 01:03:30,208 ♪ Tell her You shouldn't have ignored her ♪ 1150 01:03:31,625 --> 01:03:35,583 ♪ Or dissed her In front of all the school ♪ 1151 01:03:37,583 --> 01:03:42,666 ♪Tell her The minute you got out of touch ♪ 1152 01:03:42,750 --> 01:03:47,375 ♪ You felt like such a fool ♪ 1153 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:53,708 ♪ Tell her just hanging out together ♪ 1154 01:03:55,125 --> 01:04:00,708 ♪ Was so nice you prayed it wouldn't end ♪ 1155 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:04,333 ♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪ 1156 01:04:04,416 --> 01:04:07,291 ♪ Tell her you miss her ♪ 1157 01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:11,416 ♪ Ask if she'll be your friend ♪ 1158 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:18,125 ♪ Tell her you think of her at sundown ♪ 1159 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,458 ♪ And sunrise ♪ 1160 01:04:20,541 --> 01:04:21,875 ♪ And dinnertime ♪ 1161 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,625 ♪ And noon ♪ 1162 01:04:24,750 --> 01:04:30,208 ♪ Tell her there's one thing That you're sure you know ♪ 1163 01:04:30,291 --> 01:04:35,791 ♪ You both are so in tune ♪ 1164 01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:42,458 ♪ Tell her That life feels dumb without her ♪ 1165 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:48,000 ♪ Stand tall and look her in the eye ♪ 1166 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,958 ♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪ 1167 01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:54,333 ♪ Tell her you'll prove it ♪ 1168 01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:59,125 ♪ Ask her to let you try ♪ 1169 01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:07,166 ♪ Tell her that people get things wrong 'Cause people are afraid ♪ 1170 01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:12,958 ♪ They won't fit in your world Or in your life ♪ 1171 01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:16,000 ♪ But things will work out fine ♪ 1172 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:23,083 ♪ If she will only listen ♪ 1173 01:05:23,625 --> 01:05:28,625 ♪ Listen! ♪ 1174 01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:33,750 ♪ Kendra, I thought about what happened ♪ 1175 01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:40,291 ♪ Kendra, I haven't slept at night ♪ 1176 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:46,083 ♪ Kendra, I know I made a huge mistake ♪ 1177 01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:51,541 ♪ I wanna make it right ♪ 1178 01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:57,625 ♪ I know there are no good excuses ♪ 1179 01:05:58,291 --> 01:06:04,708 ♪ I feel like I've been in a trance ♪ 1180 01:06:04,791 --> 01:06:07,750 ♪ Tell her you're sorry ♪ 1181 01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,375 I'm sorry. 1182 01:06:09,458 --> 01:06:12,166 ♪ Tell her you mean it ♪ 1183 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:13,583 I mean it. 1184 01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:19,875 ♪ Ask for another chance ♪ 1185 01:06:20,875 --> 01:06:22,250 ♪ Kendra ♪ 1186 01:06:22,333 --> 01:06:27,125 ♪ I just want another ♪ 1187 01:06:27,208 --> 01:06:29,291 ♪ Chance ♪ 1188 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:31,500 Go, go. Yeah. 1189 01:06:32,875 --> 01:06:34,666 [music builds] 1190 01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:39,791 [music crescendos] 1191 01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:51,583 Okay, stop, no! Brett is with me! 1192 01:06:51,666 --> 01:06:52,750 [awkward silence] 1193 01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:53,750 Brett! 1194 01:06:58,708 --> 01:06:59,708 Not anymore. 1195 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,958 -Twist! -[laughter erupts] 1196 01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,583 Hey, Evan. 1197 01:07:14,541 --> 01:07:15,750 Thanks. 1198 01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:16,916 No problem, Brett. 1199 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:19,375 See you at your party. 1200 01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:28,958 I wish you never came here. You ruined my life. 1201 01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,250 I think you ruined your life. 1202 01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:33,666 Trust me, I know how that works. 1203 01:07:39,625 --> 01:07:41,625 [poignant music] 1204 01:07:43,750 --> 01:07:45,166 Patrice, I know I messed up. 1205 01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:46,791 We both did. 1206 01:07:46,875 --> 01:07:49,291 I shouldn't have made you choose between me and them. 1207 01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:51,833 I just want you at my party. 1208 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,208 Let me think about it, okay? 1209 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:08,000 [gasps] Patrice! 1210 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:12,375 Hi! Are you ever coming by to say hello anymore? 1211 01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:14,625 What? 1212 01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:17,083 You look like all the oceans dried up. 1213 01:08:17,583 --> 01:08:18,916 [Patrice] Miss Ruth, 1214 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,041 what if you're really mad at someone who did something that really hurt you 1215 01:08:23,125 --> 01:08:25,666 and you don't know how to not be mad anymore? 1216 01:08:25,750 --> 01:08:30,958 I can tell you this. If you push away everyone who ever makes a mistake, 1217 01:08:31,041 --> 01:08:33,166 all you'll be left with is yourself. 1218 01:08:33,250 --> 01:08:35,791 And that would be an even bigger mistake. 1219 01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:41,208 I wish I was as smart as you. 1220 01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:43,708 And I wish I was as young as you. 1221 01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:47,583 We work with what we have, huh? 1222 01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:49,000 [laughs] 1223 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,625 I don't understand ties. 1224 01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:05,083 It's like your neck is a gift. 1225 01:09:06,708 --> 01:09:07,875 [Jessica, whispers] Come here. 1226 01:09:10,625 --> 01:09:11,833 There you go. 1227 01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:16,833 There. 1228 01:09:19,416 --> 01:09:20,708 I am proud of you. 1229 01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:25,666 [sniffles] 1230 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:28,000 [sobs] 1231 01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,958 What-- What happened? It was all going so well. 1232 01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:32,875 [snivelling] 1233 01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:35,291 My son is a man. 1234 01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,791 -[sighs] You're totally embarrassing me. -[laughs] 1235 01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:39,833 You're totally embarrassing me. 1236 01:09:39,916 --> 01:09:42,375 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I promise, I-- 1237 01:09:44,416 --> 01:09:46,958 -There'll be more of this today. -[both laugh] 1238 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,500 Come here. [snivels] 1239 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,791 -God I love you. -[Evan] I love you too. 1240 01:09:55,916 --> 01:09:57,916 [footsteps receding] 1241 01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:03,750 [poignant music] 1242 01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:14,000 Honey, fast. 1243 01:10:14,083 --> 01:10:14,916 Will do. 1244 01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:19,750 [doorbell rings] 1245 01:10:29,916 --> 01:10:31,541 -Seat belt. -[Evan] All right. 1246 01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:33,166 Thank you. 1247 01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:00,916 [Miss Ruth] Evan. 1248 01:11:01,916 --> 01:11:03,416 I have something for you. 1249 01:11:06,625 --> 01:11:09,750 And this was your grandfather's first yarmulke. 1250 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,333 He'd want you to wear it. 1251 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,041 Just don't smell it. Take my word. 1252 01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:20,125 -Thank you, Grandma. -[Miss Ruth] I love you. 1253 01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,166 [Evan] Love you too. 1254 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,875 -I'll see you in there. -Okay. 1255 01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:26,208 [Evan] Yo, guys. 1256 01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:28,333 -What's up? -[Brett] What's up? 1257 01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:30,875 -How you feelin'? -[Evan] Really good. I'm feeling good! 1258 01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:32,541 -Oh man! -You did good, Jess. 1259 01:11:32,625 --> 01:11:33,541 [Jess chuckles] 1260 01:11:33,625 --> 01:11:35,625 -Be proud. -I am. 1261 01:11:36,583 --> 01:11:38,041 Of course, I helped. 1262 01:11:40,666 --> 01:11:43,375 [Evan] Rabbi Shapiro, you made it! 1263 01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:47,041 Ah! So here we are. You worked hard for this. 1264 01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:49,458 And I had to listen to all of it, so good for us. 1265 01:11:49,541 --> 01:11:50,375 [Evan chuckles] 1266 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,958 -How you feeling? -Well, I'm having my Bar Mitzvah. 1267 01:11:54,041 --> 01:11:58,083 Just not where I thought or how I thought or with who I thought, but, you know… 1268 01:11:58,750 --> 01:12:00,791 -So don't believe everything you think. -Yeah. 1269 01:12:01,666 --> 01:12:03,875 Not a lot of Jews around here, huh? 1270 01:12:03,958 --> 01:12:06,625 -Least I'm the hottest rabbi somewhere. -[Evan chuckles] 1271 01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,000 You know, you were right. 1272 01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:11,791 This is more important than a dope party. 1273 01:12:11,875 --> 01:12:14,208 [laughs] I just said that so you'd study. 1274 01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:16,583 -Let's rock this suburb. -Oh yeah! 1275 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,583 -High five, baby! -[Evan] My man! 1276 01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:20,416 [Evan sighs] 1277 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:22,916 -Hey, Dad. -[Joel] Hey. 1278 01:12:24,041 --> 01:12:25,666 Thanks for letting me come. 1279 01:12:26,500 --> 01:12:29,750 That is a killer suit. Bet the, uh, girls are all over you. 1280 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,458 That is the most dad line in the world. 1281 01:12:34,875 --> 01:12:36,500 How about giving your dad a hug? 1282 01:12:40,875 --> 01:12:42,916 You know, I'm looking forward to next summer. 1283 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,875 Yeah, me too. 1284 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,041 All right, Mr. Goldman. Showtime. 1285 01:12:48,833 --> 01:12:50,500 [Evan] What happens if I mess up? 1286 01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:52,333 Then you take a big breath, 1287 01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:56,500 and you do it better the next time, or at least you try. 1288 01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:57,958 Okay? 1289 01:12:58,958 --> 01:13:00,125 Okay. 1290 01:13:01,416 --> 01:13:04,791 -Ooh. Family selfie. -I'll see you in there. 1291 01:13:06,541 --> 01:13:08,333 [Evan] Come on. Look at this. 1292 01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:12,125 -Some of that, oh. -[Joel] All right. Right on. 1293 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:13,833 Ready? Look at that. 1294 01:13:13,916 --> 01:13:15,250 One, two, three. 1295 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:18,833 That's awesome. That's awesome. 1296 01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,125 All righty. 1297 01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:27,666 Hi, Joel. 1298 01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:31,458 It's good you came. 1299 01:13:33,291 --> 01:13:34,541 You look great. 1300 01:13:35,875 --> 01:13:36,708 I know. 1301 01:13:39,791 --> 01:13:42,708 I feel like I missed out on some important stuff here. 1302 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:47,500 Thanks for not giving up on him. 1303 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:50,166 Hmm. 1304 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:51,375 Um… 1305 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:55,833 A Jewish olive branch. 1306 01:13:57,416 --> 01:14:00,083 [laughs] Oh! Thank you. 1307 01:14:02,083 --> 01:14:04,375 -[sniffs] -[Joel laughs] 1308 01:14:04,458 --> 01:14:05,291 [Jessica sighs] 1309 01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:07,958 Oh! 1310 01:14:08,958 --> 01:14:09,791 Thank you. 1311 01:14:11,208 --> 01:14:12,041 [Joel] Hm. 1312 01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,000 You know, 1313 01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:15,958 I'm writing again. 1314 01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:18,416 -Really? -Mm-hm. A novel. 1315 01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:23,333 -That's not gonna end well for me, is it? -Probably not. 1316 01:14:23,416 --> 01:14:24,250 Yeah. 1317 01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:36,791 [Lucy] Kendra, wait. 1318 01:14:42,250 --> 01:14:44,166 Lucy, what are you doing here? 1319 01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:47,041 I came to say I'm sorry. 1320 01:14:48,708 --> 01:14:51,375 I was really hurt you didn't text me all summer 1321 01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,875 but were talking to Brett. 1322 01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,458 [Kendra] I know. I should have just told you. 1323 01:14:56,041 --> 01:15:00,708 [Lucy] Of course he would like you. Everyone likes you. You're really smart. 1324 01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:02,041 You get all A's. 1325 01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:04,541 You're really lucky. 1326 01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:07,916 Sorry I messed everything up. 1327 01:15:10,083 --> 01:15:13,916 I figured if I had Brett, I could feel important to somebody. 1328 01:15:15,750 --> 01:15:17,875 [Kendra] You've always been important to me. 1329 01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:21,666 I was wrong, and 1330 01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:23,958 I really miss you. 1331 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,916 I really miss my best friend. 1332 01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:28,750 I miss you too. 1333 01:15:29,583 --> 01:15:32,000 Let's never let a boy come between us again. 1334 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,916 [poignant music] 1335 01:16:15,833 --> 01:16:17,583 [Rabbi Shapiro speaking in Hebrew] 1336 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:26,333 Hashem, who created the heavens, 1337 01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:31,125 gives a soul to the people and a spirit to all who walk upon it. 1338 01:16:32,375 --> 01:16:36,833 And now, Evan will finish his reading with the haftorah. 1339 01:16:37,791 --> 01:16:41,500 I call back to the bimah… [speaks Hebrew] 1340 01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:53,500 [positive music] 1341 01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,666 Oh! You made it! 1342 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,875 See, was that so difficult? 1343 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:03,833 You are so annoying. 1344 01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:05,541 [scoffs] You love me. 1345 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:12,666 [chanting Hebrew prayer beautifully] 1346 01:17:43,125 --> 01:17:44,000 Well done. 1347 01:17:57,666 --> 01:18:02,916 ♪ If you stand here behind me And you call me a man ♪ 1348 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:07,416 ♪ And you're counting on me To come through ♪ 1349 01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:14,833 ♪ You should know That I'll give you the best that I can ♪ 1350 01:18:14,916 --> 01:18:17,916 ♪ But we all have ♪ 1351 01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:22,875 ♪ A little more homework to do ♪ 1352 01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:32,458 ♪ And I've been looking In the back of the book for the answers ♪ 1353 01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:37,833 ♪ Hoping the bell wouldn't chime ♪ 1354 01:18:37,916 --> 01:18:43,333 ♪ But I'm not ready To put down my pencil just yet ♪ 1355 01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:48,958 ♪ There are too many answers That I didn't get ♪ 1356 01:18:49,041 --> 01:18:52,541 ♪ I need a little less pressure ♪ 1357 01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:57,833 ♪ And a little more time ♪ 1358 01:18:57,916 --> 01:19:01,083 ♪ I am trying to follow ♪ 1359 01:19:01,166 --> 01:19:03,083 ♪ I am trying to lead ♪ 1360 01:19:03,583 --> 01:19:07,750 ♪ I am trying to find what is true ♪ 1361 01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:12,000 ♪ But if you're gonna stand with me ♪ 1362 01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:14,083 ♪ Then you have to concede ♪ 1363 01:19:14,166 --> 01:19:17,166 ♪ That we all have ♪ 1364 01:19:17,250 --> 01:19:21,791 ♪ A little more homework to do ♪ 1365 01:19:21,875 --> 01:19:27,750 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1366 01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:30,625 ♪ You get a little bit older A little bit taller ♪ 1367 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,875 ♪ A little bit better, a little bit ♪ 1368 01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:37,416 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day ♪ 1369 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:40,583 ♪ And the days ahead coming on so quick ♪ 1370 01:19:40,666 --> 01:19:43,541 ♪ You can't get out of the way You keep running ♪ 1371 01:19:43,625 --> 01:19:48,875 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1372 01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:51,916 ♪ And I'm a little bit older A little bit faster ♪ 1373 01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:53,666 ♪ A little bit closer, a little bit ♪ 1374 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:58,500 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day ♪ 1375 01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:01,291 ♪ And the sky goes blue And the sky goes black ♪ 1376 01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:04,041 ♪ And no matter what you do You can't go back ♪ 1377 01:20:04,125 --> 01:20:07,000 ♪ You go day into day into day ♪ 1378 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:12,208 ♪ Day into day into day ♪ 1379 01:20:15,125 --> 01:20:19,750 ♪ Day turns to day turns to day Turns to day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1380 01:20:19,833 --> 01:20:23,208 ♪ And I'm a little bit braver A little bit broader ♪ 1381 01:20:23,291 --> 01:20:24,541 ♪ A little bit brighter ♪ 1382 01:20:24,625 --> 01:20:30,750 ♪ And I've been looking In the back of a book for the answers ♪ 1383 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:35,250 ♪ Hoping the bell wouldn't chime ♪ 1384 01:20:35,333 --> 01:20:40,833 ♪ But I'm not ready to put down My pencil just yet ♪ 1385 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:45,750 ♪ There are too many answers That I didn't get ♪ 1386 01:20:45,833 --> 01:20:50,208 ♪ I need a little less pressure ♪ 1387 01:20:50,291 --> 01:20:57,041 ♪ And a little more time! ♪ 1388 01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:59,333 ♪ I am trying to follow ♪ 1389 01:20:59,416 --> 01:21:02,250 ♪ I am trying to lead ♪ 1390 01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:07,125 ♪ I am trying to learn what is true ♪ 1391 01:21:07,208 --> 01:21:12,166 ♪ I am trying to be What you want and I need ♪ 1392 01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:18,375 ♪ And we all have a little more homework ♪ 1393 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:23,208 ♪ We all have a little more homework ♪ 1394 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:29,958 ♪ We all have a little more homework ♪ 1395 01:21:30,041 --> 01:21:33,041 -♪ To do ♪ -♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1396 01:21:33,125 --> 01:21:35,916 -♪ Turns to day turns to day ♪ -♪ A little more homework to do ♪ 1397 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,958 ♪ Day turns to day Turns to day turns to day ♪ 1398 01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:42,458 -♪ A little more homework to do ♪ -♪ Day turns to day, day turns to ♪ 1399 01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:46,416 -♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪ -♪ A little more homework ♪ 1400 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:50,250 ♪ Day turns to day Turns to day turns to day ♪ 1401 01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:51,750 ♪ A little more homework ♪ 1402 01:21:51,833 --> 01:21:54,875 -♪ To do ♪ -♪ Day turns to day turns to day ♪ 1403 01:21:54,958 --> 01:21:58,708 ♪ Turns to day Turns to day turns to day! ♪ 1404 01:21:58,791 --> 01:21:59,916 I'm Evan Goldman. 1405 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,750 I live at 24 Plains Drive, Walkerton, Indiana. 1406 01:22:02,833 --> 01:22:06,250 I'm 13 years old, and I'm just getting started. 1407 01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,083 [applause erupts] 1408 01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,750 [sobs] 1409 01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:23,791 One, two, three, here we go! 1410 01:22:31,583 --> 01:22:34,666 ♪ I saw the cover, and I judged the book ♪ 1411 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:38,250 ♪ I turned away without a second look ♪ 1412 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:43,041 ♪ But now, now, now I see a brand-new you ♪ 1413 01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:45,125 ♪ Mm-mmm ♪ 1414 01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:49,875 ♪ I told myself I better run and hide ♪ 1415 01:22:49,958 --> 01:22:55,875 ♪ I never noticed what was there inside But now, now, now ♪ 1416 01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:58,458 ♪ I see a brand-new you ♪ 1417 01:22:58,541 --> 01:23:00,291 ♪ Ah-ahh ♪ 1418 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:05,208 ♪ And I can't stop myself from loving Every itty-bitty thing… ♪ 1419 01:23:05,291 --> 01:23:08,625 ♪ You, you! I see a brand-new you! ♪ 1420 01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:12,125 ♪ You, you! I see a brand-new you! ♪ 1421 01:23:12,833 --> 01:23:15,458 ♪ I didn't know where I was meant to be ♪ 1422 01:23:15,541 --> 01:23:16,541 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1423 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:19,291 ♪ I figured no one would be there for me ♪ 1424 01:23:19,375 --> 01:23:22,166 ♪ But now, now, now ♪ 1425 01:23:22,250 --> 01:23:24,083 ♪ I see a brand-new you ♪ 1426 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:27,166 ♪ You, you, I see a brand-new you ♪ 1427 01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:31,041 ♪ I never knew that you could understand ♪ 1428 01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:34,833 ♪ But I looked up And you reached out your hand ♪ 1429 01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:39,541 ♪ And now, now, now I see a brand-new you! ♪ 1430 01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:41,083 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1431 01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:45,250 ♪ I opened my eyes ♪ 1432 01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:48,791 ♪ And there's a great big world around ♪ 1433 01:23:48,875 --> 01:23:53,083 ♪ I opened my eyes ♪ 1434 01:23:53,166 --> 01:23:54,958 ♪ And just look, just look ♪ 1435 01:23:55,041 --> 01:24:02,041 ♪ Look at what I found ♪ 1436 01:24:04,458 --> 01:24:05,291 ♪ Here we go! ♪ 1437 01:24:05,375 --> 01:24:07,708 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1438 01:24:07,791 --> 01:24:08,833 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1439 01:24:08,916 --> 01:24:11,416 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1440 01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:12,583 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1441 01:24:12,666 --> 01:24:15,291 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1442 01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:16,375 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1443 01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:18,291 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1444 01:24:18,375 --> 01:24:20,333 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1445 01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:22,208 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1446 01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:23,833 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1447 01:24:23,916 --> 01:24:26,791 ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 1448 01:24:27,458 --> 01:24:34,458 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1449 01:24:34,541 --> 01:24:35,708 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1450 01:24:48,875 --> 01:24:53,000 ♪ I opened my eyes ♪ 1451 01:24:53,083 --> 01:24:56,333 ♪ And there's a great big world around ♪ 1452 01:24:56,416 --> 01:25:00,708 ♪ I opened my eyes ♪ 1453 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:07,250 -♪ And just look, just look ♪ -♪ Look at what I found! ♪ 1454 01:25:07,333 --> 01:25:10,291 ♪ I see a brand-new you! Ooh! ♪ 1455 01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:13,583 ♪ I see a brand-new you! Ooh! ♪ 1456 01:25:14,666 --> 01:25:16,916 ♪ I see a brand-new you! ♪ 1457 01:25:21,291 --> 01:25:23,875 -Bravi Charlo-- Bravo Charlie mark. -[kids laughing] 1458 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:25,875 Bravo mark. 1459 01:25:27,458 --> 01:25:28,375 Chocolate mark. 1460 01:25:29,958 --> 01:25:32,041 [woman] Alpha Bravo Carmen. Marker. 1461 01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:36,416 Charlie mark. [squeals] I did it. 1462 01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:37,791 Charlie marker. 1463 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:40,250 Bravo mark. 1464 01:25:41,500 --> 01:25:42,375 Delta mark. 1465 01:25:43,416 --> 01:25:44,916 -[Lucy squeals] -Charlie mark. 1466 01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:47,916 Delta mark. 1467 01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:50,625 Bravo mark. 1468 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:52,916 Bravo mark. 1469 01:25:55,166 --> 01:25:56,000 Charlie mark. 1470 01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:58,416 Delta mark. 1471 01:25:59,791 --> 01:26:01,000 [man] Marker. 1472 01:26:02,708 --> 01:26:03,666 Marker. 1473 01:26:05,333 --> 01:26:06,166 Marker. 1474 01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:10,875 Your mark. 1475 01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,458 [all] Marker! 1476 01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:24,291 ♪ This summer, I was losing my mind ♪ 1477 01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:26,250 ♪ Trying to keep myself busy ♪ 1478 01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:29,166 -♪ 'Stead of thinking 'bout you ♪ -♪ Thinking 'bout you ♪ 1479 01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:32,583 ♪ No matter how I acted I could never really get distracted ♪ 1480 01:26:32,666 --> 01:26:34,625 ♪ And the mystery in my mind That I can't dismiss ♪ 1481 01:26:34,708 --> 01:26:36,875 ♪ Is when I'm ever gonna Get my first real kiss ♪ 1482 01:26:36,958 --> 01:26:40,291 ♪ I spend every night and day Just thinking 'bout how I could get away ♪ 1483 01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:42,625 ♪ But I'm stuck in jail I can't get free ♪ 1484 01:26:42,708 --> 01:26:44,916 ♪ 'Cause there's my mother Always watching me ♪ 1485 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:47,833 ♪ I tried to do the stuff I love to do ♪ 1486 01:26:47,916 --> 01:26:50,375 ♪ But every song, every game It's all the same ♪ 1487 01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:55,625 ♪ It just made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪ 1488 01:26:55,708 --> 01:26:57,750 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1489 01:26:57,833 --> 01:27:03,541 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you! ♪ 1490 01:27:03,625 --> 01:27:05,625 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1491 01:27:05,708 --> 01:27:08,666 ♪ And I think that I'm ready now ♪ 1492 01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:11,500 ♪ Same story I was losing my mind ♪ 1493 01:27:11,583 --> 01:27:15,166 ♪ On the shores of Lake Wawasee 'Stead of being with you ♪ 1494 01:27:15,250 --> 01:27:16,291 ♪ Being with you ♪ 1495 01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:17,916 ♪ Sometimes when I couldn't write ♪ 1496 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,916 ♪ I was beaming thoughts From my brain at night ♪ 1497 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:21,750 ♪ From the mess hall, the canteen ♪ 1498 01:27:21,833 --> 01:27:24,375 ♪ From the lake, from the lodge The latrine that I had to clean ♪ 1499 01:27:24,458 --> 01:27:27,666 ♪ Thinking, "All I really wanna do Is to have my first real kiss with you" ♪ 1500 01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:29,791 ♪ "Where it's dark and quiet And romantic" ♪ 1501 01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:31,875 ♪ "Without your mom standing there Getting frantic" ♪ 1502 01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:35,333 ♪ And now I'm here beside you Like a dream come true ♪ 1503 01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:37,541 ♪ Every minute, every day I was kept away ♪ 1504 01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:43,000 ♪ Only made me, made me Ma-made me wanna be with you! ♪ 1505 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,000 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1506 01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:49,958 ♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪ 1507 01:27:50,041 --> 01:27:51,875 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1508 01:27:51,958 --> 01:27:58,708 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting all summer for you ♪ 1509 01:27:58,791 --> 01:28:01,166 -♪ I've been waiting ♪ -♪ I've been waiting ♪ 1510 01:28:01,250 --> 01:28:06,708 ♪ Waiting all summer for you ♪ 1511 01:28:07,625 --> 01:28:09,666 [change of music tempo] 1512 01:28:13,541 --> 01:28:17,000 ♪ Brett wants Kendra To be his girlfriend ♪ 1513 01:28:19,083 --> 01:28:22,666 ♪ But Brett is the boy That I wanna be with ♪ 1514 01:28:25,041 --> 01:28:28,791 ♪ I'm tired of being Second best to my best friend ♪ 1515 01:28:30,875 --> 01:28:33,833 ♪ So she's smart, and she's pretty And she's nice, oh hey! ♪ 1516 01:28:33,916 --> 01:28:36,791 ♪ I'm smart, and I'm pretty And I'm… anyway ♪ 1517 01:28:36,875 --> 01:28:39,916 ♪ I'm a better choice to be with Brett And I can prove it if I get ♪ 1518 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:45,333 ♪ An O-P-P, opportunity! O-P-P, opportunity! ♪ 1519 01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:51,583 ♪ O-P-P, opportunity! O-P-P, opportunity! ♪ 1520 01:28:51,666 --> 01:28:57,750 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 1521 01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:03,958 ♪ I'd show Brett what his girl oughta be If I only had an itty-bitty opportunity ♪ 1522 01:29:04,791 --> 01:29:06,833 ♪ M-m-m, yeah ♪ 1523 01:29:06,916 --> 01:29:10,333 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 1524 01:29:10,416 --> 01:29:14,541 ♪ Oooh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh! ♪ 1525 01:29:14,625 --> 01:29:15,666 ♪ Opportunity! ♪ 1526 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:18,666 ♪ Picture me Being Brett's new girlfriend ♪ 1527 01:29:18,750 --> 01:29:21,625 ♪ Brett's got a brand-new girlfriend! ♪ 1528 01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:24,541 ♪ Picture Kendra so happy for me ♪ 1529 01:29:24,625 --> 01:29:27,500 ♪ Oooh, sad! ♪ 1530 01:29:27,583 --> 01:29:30,500 ♪ Picture Brett Hanging out in my rec room ♪ 1531 01:29:30,583 --> 01:29:32,916 ♪ Let's play another game of foosball ♪ 1532 01:29:33,000 --> 01:29:36,000 ♪ I mean, we're basically the same Check us out, can't you tell? ♪ 1533 01:29:36,083 --> 01:29:39,000 ♪ So I don't get football But I fake it really well ♪ 1534 01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:42,125 ♪ I could show him I'm a better girl If someone just would get a girl ♪ 1535 01:29:42,208 --> 01:29:45,250 ♪ An O-P-P, opportunity ♪ 1536 01:29:45,333 --> 01:29:47,375 -♪ O-P-P ♪ -♪ Opportunity ♪ 1537 01:29:47,458 --> 01:29:48,291 ♪ Hey-oh! ♪ 1538 01:29:48,375 --> 01:29:53,791 ♪ O-P-P, opportunity O-P-P, opportunity ♪ 1539 01:29:53,875 --> 01:30:00,166 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 1540 01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:02,750 ♪ How will he know That he really wants me ♪ 1541 01:30:02,833 --> 01:30:06,083 ♪ If he never even gets A little opportunity? ♪ 1542 01:30:06,166 --> 01:30:08,166 [marching band plays] 1543 01:30:12,375 --> 01:30:15,333 ♪ Ho-ha! ♪ 1544 01:30:15,416 --> 01:30:17,916 ♪ Here we go, here we go Here we go, huh! ♪ 1545 01:30:18,000 --> 01:30:20,458 [rapping] ♪ Lucy's gonna get what Lucy deserves ♪ 1546 01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:21,375 ♪ Ho! ♪ 1547 01:30:21,458 --> 01:30:24,791 ♪ I've got the vision, the precision And the nerves, and I'm merciless ♪ 1548 01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:26,833 ♪ I cast a curse, you can't reverse this ♪ 1549 01:30:26,916 --> 01:30:29,791 ♪ I'm gonna be The first to get the first kiss ♪ 1550 01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,125 -♪ Check that! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 1551 01:30:31,208 --> 01:30:34,416 ♪ In the lunch room or the locker room I can rock a room like a shock, boom ♪ 1552 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:36,541 ♪ Your time is running out Tick-tick-tock, boom! ♪ 1553 01:30:36,625 --> 01:30:38,208 ♪ Ever since we were three It's been Kendra and me ♪ 1554 01:30:38,291 --> 01:30:42,000 ♪ But it's time now to break free Hashtag never underestimate me ♪ 1555 01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:44,750 -♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 1556 01:30:44,833 --> 01:30:47,541 -♪ Up high for L-U-C-Y! ♪ -♪ Ho! ♪ 1557 01:30:47,625 --> 01:30:49,000 -♪ What's it gonna be? ♪ -♪ What? ♪ 1558 01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:53,083 -♪ When am I gonna see some… ♪ -♪ O-P-P-O-R-T unity! ♪ 1559 01:30:53,166 --> 01:30:59,000 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 1560 01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:05,291 ♪ Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! Whoa-oh! ♪ 1561 01:31:05,375 --> 01:31:07,875 ♪ What kind of best friend would I be ♪ 1562 01:31:07,958 --> 01:31:11,166 ♪ If I didn't take advantage Of an opportunity? ♪