1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:34,083 The targets name is Hector Velasco. 4 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:36,208 Lieutenant Briggs, 5 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,750 you are authorized to take them out by any means necessary. 6 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:41,750 About time we got some action in here. 7 00:01:42,167 --> 00:01:43,583 I was starting to get bored. 8 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:47,208 The other 2 squads are a Texas Rangers joint task force. 9 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:50,333 Sergeant Jax Maxwell will be in charge of team 2. 10 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:51,958 We've got your back Lieutenant. 11 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:54,875 My men are well trained and this ain't our first rodeo. 12 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:59,208 Sergeant Maxwell and I have formed a trusting relationship over the years. 13 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:01,083 He won't let you down. 14 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,208 What every you need, we got you covered. 15 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,475 Team 3 is lead by Sergeant Tyler Stevens. 16 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:09,250 We've been surveilling this compound for a few weeks now. 17 00:02:09,542 --> 00:02:11,375 We know every square inch of that place. 18 00:02:11,750 --> 00:02:12,583 Get this right, 19 00:02:12,584 --> 00:02:14,875 and you'll have many more opportunities like this one. 20 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,875 Opportunites like what? 21 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,500 Director Johnson, what do I owe this pleasure to? 22 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,042 I see you're doing the uh, 23 00:02:24,542 --> 00:02:25,708 Velasco raid tonight. 24 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:27,733 Yes, we just concluded our briefing. 25 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:31,178 These are my squad leaders who are entering the compound this evening. 26 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:32,042 Look Sully, 27 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:33,333 Just don't fuck this up. 28 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:34,782 We've got a lot riding on this. 29 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 You know... 30 00:02:37,083 --> 00:02:38,375 You keep making me look good, 31 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,200 maybe one of these days you'll be able to fill my shoes. 32 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,500 Yes sir, I understand. 33 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:45,495 Do whatever it takes to take this son of a bitch down. 34 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,999 I expect to be doing a press release first thing tomorrow, 35 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,667 where I can tell the world that I captured another Cartel leader. 36 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:52,810 You might have to get dirty on this one. 37 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,332 Well you got the right guy for the job. 38 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:56,208 Yeah well, 39 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,333 that remains to be seen. 40 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,083 Carry on. 41 00:03:00,708 --> 00:03:03,083 I've got your full release, you fucking prick. 42 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,038 Alright ladies and gentlemen, you've got your orders. 43 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:07,208 Dismissed. 44 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:55,457 Good evening ladies and Gentlemen. 45 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:57,958 Welcome to flight 187 to Laredo. 46 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:02,000 Pucker up buttercups, ETA 30 minutes to rendezvous point. 47 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:03,708 Hold on to your tampons. 48 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,082 Damnit Roscoe! 49 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:09,208 Yee-haw! 50 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,332 There she is girls. 51 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:35,500 The Rio Grande. 52 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:37,958 But we gotta be quick, 53 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:39,874 the guards patrol about every hour. 54 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:40,875 What? 55 00:04:40,876 --> 00:04:42,236 We're supposed to swim across that? 56 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:43,999 I can't swim that far! 57 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:45,000 I've got you covered. 58 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:51,582 We're supposed to go in this? 59 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,374 No, the drugs go into this. 60 00:04:53,375 --> 00:04:55,207 But you hang on the outside and paddle. 61 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:56,874 It will keep your from drowning. 62 00:04:56,875 --> 00:04:57,875 What? 63 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:02,375 Shirts, pants, and shoes in the bag. 64 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:21,042 We're ready. 65 00:05:21,583 --> 00:05:23,750 Alright girls, we swim from here. 66 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:29,042 Hang onto the tube. 67 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:33,083 There you go. 68 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:34,250 Hang on. 69 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,082 Whatever you do girls, 70 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:39,375 don't let go. 71 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:42,042 If I go down stream, you don't get paid. 72 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,125 Stroke! 73 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:45,833 Stroke! 74 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:47,708 Stroke! 75 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:49,500 You see the bank over there? 76 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:50,458 No! 77 00:05:50,459 --> 00:05:51,832 That's where we're going. 78 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:53,124 I don't see it! 79 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:54,083 It's there. 80 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:55,083 We're getting close. 81 00:05:55,084 --> 00:05:56,332 I still see nothing! 82 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,333 Swim! 83 00:06:12,667 --> 00:06:13,916 Amigo! 84 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,374 I started to think you weren't going to make it. 85 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,000 Have faith compadre, I always deliver. 86 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,749 Looks like you brought some friends, 87 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,083 are we gonna party later? 88 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,750 Let's just call them business associates. 89 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:26,250 And, 90 00:06:26,251 --> 00:06:27,624 they brought a little present for Hector. 91 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:28,832 Hmm, 92 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:29,833 I bet they did. 93 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:30,833 Well, 94 00:06:30,875 --> 00:06:31,875 Boss is expecting you. 95 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:33,995 Better not keep him waiting. 96 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,082 Let's get going. 97 00:06:36,083 --> 00:06:37,083 Ladies? 98 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,250 Halto! 99 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:16,500 Que tienes? 100 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:17,832 It's cool they're with me. 101 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:19,167 Boss is expecting us. 102 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,874 You guys are late. 103 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:47,208 But we're here now. 104 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,708 Who's this? 105 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:04,875 Special deliveries, compliments of Guillermo. 106 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,333 You search them? 107 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:09,082 Nah. 108 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,542 You're paranoid man. 109 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,082 Turn around. 110 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:14,374 Arms up. 111 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:15,749 Legs out. 112 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:17,167 Knock yourself out. 113 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,375 Okay, he's clean. 114 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:30,707 What about you? 115 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:32,082 Hiding anything special under there? 116 00:08:32,083 --> 00:08:33,083 Nope. 117 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,750 Okay, she's clean. 118 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:42,333 Come on, you're next. 119 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,457 Be gentle! 120 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:49,124 A little sensative are we? 121 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:50,750 You have no idea. 122 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:52,916 Okay, they're clean. 123 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:54,416 Go on through. 124 00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:55,666 Boss is in the back. 125 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:56,625 Guillermo! 126 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:57,625 Mr. Velasco! 127 00:08:59,292 --> 00:09:01,875 It looks like you had a safe trip huh. 128 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:05,332 Just another day over the river and through the woods. 129 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:06,958 Let's see what's in the bags. 130 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,999 I am very impressed with your shipment. 131 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,042 Nah. 132 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,082 That's with just 2 girls. 133 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:40,000 Imagine what I could do with 20. 134 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:41,167 Besides, 135 00:09:41,168 --> 00:09:42,582 You haven't seen the best part yet. 136 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:43,999 Oh really? 137 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,500 What have you brought for me? 138 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:48,000 2 very special deliveries. 139 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,333 So far I'm liking what I am seeing. 140 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,708 Can't wait for you to show me more. 141 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:55,208 Ladies. 142 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:09,875 I want you to relax. 143 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:11,832 This should go quick 144 00:10:11,833 --> 00:10:13,625 and easy. 145 00:10:16,875 --> 00:10:17,875 Ooh... 146 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:26,749 Are you ready? 147 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,042 Do I have a choice? 148 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,374 What goes in must come out. 149 00:10:30,375 --> 00:10:32,375 Oh I just hope nothing extra comes out. 150 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,375 Ooh, 151 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:40,875 Oh little daddy! 152 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:43,583 See! 153 00:10:43,708 --> 00:10:44,875 That wasn't so bad. 154 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,542 And you took it like a trooper. 155 00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,625 Alright ladies. 156 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:52,458 We're done here. 157 00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:53,708 Get dressed. 158 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,000 That's it? 159 00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:58,250 I thought there was gonna be more. 160 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,416 Where's my big fucking surprise? 161 00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:02,042 Easy, just hold on a second. 162 00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,167 Girls. 163 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,000 As promised. 164 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,499 Go on, get your packs. 165 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,542 Get out of here. 166 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,958 Now for your surprise. 167 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:27,332 Let's see what the Easter Egg reveal 168 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:28,958 has in store for us. 169 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:31,749 What do we have here? 170 00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,749 Pure Fentanyl. 171 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:35,208 Nice! 172 00:11:35,750 --> 00:11:39,000 People are buying those pills left and right off the street. 173 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:40,625 This... 174 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:43,291 Is one of the easier things to market bro. 175 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:44,792 Easy with that bro! 176 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,500 A speck of that will kill ya! 177 00:11:58,125 --> 00:11:59,999 Adam 1 to Lincoln 2, what's your current status? 178 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,208 Lincoln 2, all units are in postion. 179 00:12:02,583 --> 00:12:03,583 Over. 180 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:08,874 Captain Sully, looks like we have satellite uplink. 181 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:11,208 Activating thermal imaging feed. 182 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,832 Maintain your position, 183 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,082 and hold the perimeter. 184 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:20,125 It's good to finally meet theman that has been making me very rich. 185 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,832 We nearly doubled our sales in the past few months. 186 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,749 Thank you for allowing me to showcase my... 187 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,000 unique talents. 188 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,667 But I'm curious. 189 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:35,583 How do you get so much movement across the border 190 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,083 without any trouble? 191 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,500 It's easy. 192 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,000 I just use the back door. 193 00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,708 I think you're cool damn white boy. 194 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:55,083 We're going to get very rich together man. 195 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:57,167 Oh yeah. 196 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:08,707 Lincold 2, neutralize hostiles and proceed to the main target area. 197 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:09,708 Copy that. 198 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,875 All teams are clear to engage the primary target on your mark. 199 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Cut the power. 200 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,000 What the fuck was that? 201 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,970 I don't know boss, sounded like the breaker. 202 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Escorpion, 203 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,457 go and check the panel. 204 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,458 Got it. 205 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,624 Get down on the ground! 206 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,707 Drop your weapons! 207 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:18,708 Get down on the ground! 208 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:19,625 Drop your weapons! 209 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,125 Clear! 210 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:20,833 Clear! 211 00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:22,833 Eat dick fucking pigs! 212 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:26,624 Get down on the ground! 213 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:27,250 Freeze motherfucker! 214 00:14:27,251 --> 00:14:28,749 Get your hands on your head! 215 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,166 Get your knees! 216 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:31,374 Get down asshole! 217 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:32,167 Get down! 218 00:14:32,168 --> 00:14:33,375 Hand on your head! 219 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:39,875 Okay Roscoe, take us down. 220 00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:45,832 Hector Velasco, 221 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:46,833 you are under arrest 222 00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,624 for the trafficking and sales 223 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,582 of illegal narcotics and weapons 224 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,750 into The United States of America. 225 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,708 Identification please. 226 00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:22,167 Captain Richard Sully, Department of Homeland Security. 227 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,207 Ah, Captain Sully. 228 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,832 It's an honor to meet you. 229 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:26,750 Thank you sir. 230 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:27,708 Please, proceed. 231 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:28,833 Agent. 232 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,333 Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess. 233 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,208 1 1911 automatic pistol. 234 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,208 Gold plated hand grips. 235 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,833 These Cartels always have great taste. 236 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:52,750 Excellent work team, you should all be proud of yourselves. 237 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,208 Get him out of here. 238 00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,167 Move it Velasco. 239 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,707 Get those cuffs off of him! 240 00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,042 Yes sir! 241 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:15,708 May I? 242 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,583 Yeah, Yeah of course. 243 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,417 You really outdid yourself this time. 244 00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,874 18 months in deep cover is no... 245 00:16:38,875 --> 00:16:39,750 walk.. 246 00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,750 In the park! 247 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,749 No sir, it is not. 248 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,917 Well thanks to you Bill, your intel was spot on. 249 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:47,583 Everything was smooth. 250 00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,250 Ah, Stevens... 251 00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:52,999 Go round up the 2 girls. 252 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,750 They couldn't have gotten very far on foot. 253 00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:56,624 Bring back the cash, 254 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,583 and make sure you put them in detention right after that. 255 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,208 Right away Captain. 256 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,582 Well it looks like you got quite a haul here Bill. 257 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:08,583 So what have we got? 258 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,250 We have 1.4 Million in cash. 259 00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:12,625 Cool. 260 00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:14,416 6 Killos of pure uncut cocain. 261 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:15,417 Good. 262 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,249 A couple pounds of Marijuana here, 263 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,750 another 50 pounds out back. 264 00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:21,249 A few miscellaneous weapons. 265 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,750 Enough fentanyl to overdose the entire Agency. 266 00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,583 Hey Bill. 267 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,333 What the hell is this? 268 00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:32,708 Some kind of a drug they melted down to disguise to look like a Voodoo candle? 269 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,708 Strangely scented. 270 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,583 That sir... 271 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,208 is a butt plug. 272 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,500 Oh! 273 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,333 My senses told me that it might have been used in some type of 274 00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:48,749 foul play. 275 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,708 I had it filled with fentanyl to make use of the uh... 276 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,375 extra space. 277 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,791 Oh good. 278 00:17:54,792 --> 00:17:55,625 Good. 279 00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,625 You could be up for promotion on this one. 280 00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,666 Are you sure you won't reconcider your retirement, 281 00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:02,208 and stay a little bit longer? 282 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,208 Nope. 283 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,500 I've put in my time. 284 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,708 I'm ready for the simple life. 285 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,499 Spend a little time with the family. 286 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:09,083 Yeah. 287 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,583 Maybe find a 288 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,250 log cabin up by a nice clear lake. 289 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,375 Mmm. 290 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:15,833 That does sound wonderful. 291 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,500 You know, I always thought I would be the first one to retire. 292 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,208 You know what? 293 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,208 I just can't seem to let all of this go. 294 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,375 It can be fulfilling. 295 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,250 I don't know what I would do without this job. 296 00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,500 I mean, I just need something else. 297 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,708 Something to fill that void. 298 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:34,708 Sir. 299 00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:37,374 You know, Margaret is ready for a change. 300 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:37,875 Sir. 301 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,500 She would like to spend more time together and... 302 00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:41,749 oh and... 303 00:18:41,750 --> 00:18:42,750 try new things. 304 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:43,542 Captain! 305 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:44,542 Yeah? 306 00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,166 You're handling the evidence. 307 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,167 Huh? 308 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,375 Silly me! 309 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,208 Yeah, um... 310 00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,583 How's that? 311 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,542 Tricky piece of machinery huh? 312 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,083 Okay. 313 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,083 Where was I? 314 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:05,042 Oh! 315 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,708 Hey, speaking of the back woods... 316 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,874 You know Bill, it's standard protocol 317 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,457 that we place agents on a 318 00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:13,833 light duty assignment after receiving 2 week retirement notice? 319 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:18,083 What's that got to do with the back woods? 320 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,582 Don't hate me Bill, 321 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:23,042 But I'm putting in your transfer request tonight. 322 00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,999 You'll be finishing your last 2 weeks... 323 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,083 in the FIRE unit. 324 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,375 FIRE? 325 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,582 That new Agency Donald started at the beginning of the year? 326 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:31,167 Yep! 327 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,500 The one and only. 328 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,083 You are an official member 329 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,750 of the Forrest and Immigration 330 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,250 Raking Enforcement. 331 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:38,868 You're fucking with me right? 332 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,958 Nope, you start tomorrow. 333 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,999 Hey, hey, hey, guys, I'll take care of these myself. 334 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,374 I'm gonna box these all up and... 335 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,999 I'm gonna put it in my unit. 336 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,582 And then I'm gonna take them and have them anal 337 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,125 uh, 338 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,125 analized. 339 00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,667 Whatever you say Captain. 340 00:20:00,875 --> 00:20:02,500 I'll see you all back at the station. 341 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:03,792 Good work team. 342 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,375 You guys take it from here. 343 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Carry on! 344 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,749 Alright, so I'll take the cash in here, 345 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,707 you bag up the weed and the guns in your duffel 346 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:15,028 and bring them to Transport 3, and I'll take it from there. 347 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,499 Go home Bill, let these guys handle it. 348 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,875 Get some rest, you have a big day tomorrow! 349 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:22,875 Take care! 350 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:31,250 That evidence has not been properly bagged or tagged. 351 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,832 We'll take care of it later, don't worry about it! 352 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,999 Don't worry about it? 353 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,250 This is my bust. 354 00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,208 I'm responsible 355 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,500 for the oversight of this evidence 356 00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:41,917 and proper chain of custody. 357 00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:43,167 Now... 358 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,917 Who is your commanding officer? 359 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:47,583 Let it be. 360 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:48,788 It ain't worth the trouble. 361 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:50,583 Alright pops, have at it. 362 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,833 Sweet dreams 363 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,750 poor motherfucker. 364 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:05,875 One 365 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:06,750 point 366 00:22:06,751 --> 00:22:07,874 four 367 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:08,999 million 368 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 dollars. 369 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,083 I have a felling somebody's gonna come looking for you. 370 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,374 2 more weeks, 371 00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,832 cabin in the woods. 372 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,208 Fuck this shit! 373 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,583 You know the great part about dummies? 374 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,375 What's that? 375 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:21,875 They don't punch back. 376 00:24:27,875 --> 00:24:28,999 Oh yeah? 377 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,249 What do you know about fighting? 378 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:33,708 I thought you specialized in raking? 379 00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,500 Really Trixie? 380 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:38,083 I know a few moves. 381 00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,958 Hmm, you think you could take this? 382 00:24:41,458 --> 00:24:43,042 All night long. 383 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:45,458 We'll see about that. 384 00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,083 Let's see what you got old man. 385 00:25:25,333 --> 00:25:26,458 Ladies first. 386 00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:40,041 Alright, 387 00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:41,167 you're fast. 388 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,750 Come on. 389 00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:49,874 Looks like old man needs a knee replacement again huh? 390 00:25:49,875 --> 00:25:50,957 I'm just warming up. 391 00:25:50,958 --> 00:25:51,958 Uh huh. 392 00:25:51,959 --> 00:25:53,279 Come on you little tramp let's go. 393 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,583 Need help up, old woman? 394 00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:05,500 Oh hell no! 395 00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:27,000 Are we done? 396 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:34,208 Not a chance. 397 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,999 No Paco, you have to keep it steady. 398 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,208 Smooth lines, straight. 399 00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:25,333 This. 400 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:26,333 See watch, watch me. 401 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:28,333 Thrust, 402 00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:28,958 rake. 403 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,208 Thrust, 404 00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:30,958 rake. 405 00:27:30,958 --> 00:27:31,958 Thrust, 406 00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:32,542 rake. 407 00:27:32,543 --> 00:27:34,333 Thrust it forward, pull it back. 408 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:35,750 Smooth strokes. 409 00:27:36,042 --> 00:27:37,042 Thrust, 410 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:38,500 back. 411 00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:40,083 Be one with the rake. 412 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,875 Yes stupid! 413 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:46,874 Thrust, rake. 414 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,416 Thrust, rake. 415 00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,250 Thrust. 416 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:52,000 It's like making whoopie to the forest. 417 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,083 Come on, faster! 418 00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:57,582 Faster Paco! 419 00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:58,583 Faster! 420 00:28:00,083 --> 00:28:01,083 Look at them, 421 00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:02,708 raking the forest. 422 00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:04,832 Who do they think they are 423 00:28:04,833 --> 00:28:06,583 stealing jobs from American citizens? 424 00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:08,875 They're not stealing jobs, 425 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:11,288 they're doing work that nobody else here wants to do. 426 00:28:11,708 --> 00:28:13,750 Work that needs to be done to keep our forests safe. 427 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:18,624 At least the Raking Work Visa Program gives them an opportunity to come here legally 428 00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:19,375 Yeah, 429 00:28:19,376 --> 00:28:20,750 raking in American dough. 430 00:28:21,125 --> 00:28:23,417 Throwing it back over the wall to their compadres. 431 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,749 Financing human trafficking, 432 00:28:25,750 --> 00:28:26,750 drugs, 433 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,250 and those damn delicious Takis you buy at the dollar store. 434 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,750 Should have made the wall 10 times bigger. 435 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:36,000 A lot of good that wall did. 436 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,500 One wall is not gonna stop millions of people from seeking a better life. 437 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,832 Maybe you're right. 438 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:45,833 But 2 walls, 439 00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:47,208 that's sure to stop them. 440 00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:50,124 And now that Donalds' in his 2nd term, 441 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:52,375 hopefully he'll build that 2nd wall like he promised. 442 00:28:52,833 --> 00:28:53,833 2 walls? 443 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:55,125 And then what? 444 00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:57,208 2 walls, 445 00:28:57,542 --> 00:28:58,749 and in between them, 446 00:28:58,750 --> 00:28:59,750 a giant mote. 447 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:00,917 And we'll fill it with... 448 00:29:00,917 --> 00:29:01,917 What? 449 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 Liberal tears? 450 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,542 Melted snowflakes? 451 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:06,208 No. 452 00:29:06,208 --> 00:29:07,208 Water stupid. 453 00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:11,208 He'll build the biggest mote the world has ever seen. 454 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,250 It'll be huge. 455 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:18,500 By the time the illegals climb over the first wall, 456 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:24,874 Paco, we have to swim across! 457 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:25,875 Let's go! 458 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,875 Oh asshole, I'm not a good swimmer Jose! 459 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:37,875 And swim through the crocodile infested waters, 460 00:29:44,542 --> 00:29:46,207 Paco!!! 461 00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:49,583 Jose!!! 462 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:00,375 And get over to the 2nd wall, 463 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,375 they'll be too slippery and wet to climb it. 464 00:30:06,167 --> 00:30:08,083 They'll lay there in exhaustion 465 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:09,375 too tired 466 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:10,500 and just give up. 467 00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:21,625 Oh fuck... 468 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:25,582 Yeah, yeah. 469 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:26,583 2 walls. 470 00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:29,374 I suppose he's gonna make Hillary pay for it right? 471 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,375 Damn straight she will. 472 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:32,670 As soon as the extradite her ass from California. 473 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,250 Damn sactuary state bullshit. 474 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:38,450 At least you're retiring soon. 475 00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:42,483 You'll have better things to do with your time than worry about forests and immigrants. 476 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,541 Maybe you can move back to California? 477 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:45,542 Settle down on the coast? 478 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:49,374 There's no chance in hell I'm going back to Comi-fornia. 479 00:30:49,375 --> 00:30:49,875 Why? 480 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:51,708 So that Governor Grohl 481 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:54,958 can take half of my retirement on the taxes he just raised? 482 00:30:55,833 --> 00:30:57,208 There goes my hero. 483 00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:59,583 He took my straws, 484 00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:01,082 my knives, 485 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:02,083 my guns, 486 00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:03,500 the urinals! 487 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:07,500 How do you ban a man from standing to take a leak? 488 00:31:10,375 --> 00:31:12,792 What kind of man sits down to pee? 489 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,375 I won't do it. 490 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,750 I'll go out and piss right in front of my house. 491 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,749 So you would rather stand up to pee, 492 00:31:18,750 --> 00:31:21,000 than stand up for bathroom gender equality? 493 00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:27,082 I would rather stand in line and pay a $1.50 to eat my dick off a bun, 494 00:31:27,083 --> 00:31:30,124 wash it down with 16 ounces of flat piss. 495 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,458 With free refills. 496 00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,958 Damn I miss Costco. 497 00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:35,833 Costco? 498 00:31:36,458 --> 00:31:37,458 What's that? 499 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:38,999 The only place this side of the border 500 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,833 where you can buy beautiful bulk Takis by the big bag. 501 00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:44,000 Less than 2 hours until the Purge, 502 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000 you going out tonight? 503 00:31:46,542 --> 00:31:47,542 No. 504 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:48,750 Family's coming over. 505 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Having dinner. 506 00:31:50,750 --> 00:31:53,207 Got to make sure everybody stays safe tonight. 507 00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:54,333 How about you? 508 00:31:54,667 --> 00:31:55,667 Uh... 509 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,160 Some friends of mine are coming over and picking me up. 510 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,353 You know, we've got a list of assholes we're gonna visit tonight. 511 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,833 So your house pretty secure? 512 00:32:04,167 --> 00:32:05,499 Reinforced windows? 513 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:06,833 Security camers installed? 514 00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:08,166 No... 515 00:32:08,167 --> 00:32:09,374 Haven't got around to it yet. 516 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:10,083 Ha... 517 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:10,875 Nice! 518 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:11,875 Excuse me? 519 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:12,875 Uh... 520 00:32:13,708 --> 00:32:15,207 I said look! 521 00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:16,333 ICE! 522 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:38,250 End of the road friends! 523 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:39,208 Come on! 524 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,000 Out of the Van! 525 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Let's go! 526 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,374 Let's go! 527 00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:43,707 Let's go!!! 528 00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:45,582 That means now, come on! 529 00:32:45,583 --> 00:32:46,500 Come on! 530 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,500 Come on!! 531 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,249 I need you guys to go line up against that wall over there. 532 00:32:50,250 --> 00:32:51,000 Come on! 533 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,583 Lets go. 534 00:32:51,583 --> 00:32:52,542 Come on... come on... come on!!! 535 00:32:52,542 --> 00:32:53,542 Let's go! 536 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,375 Ay... ya!!!! 537 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:57,875 Come on... 538 00:32:58,375 --> 00:33:00,374 Line up against el wall-o. 539 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:01,042 Let' go. 540 00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,042 I'm serious here. 541 00:33:02,043 --> 00:33:03,832 I've got other places to be. 542 00:33:03,833 --> 00:33:04,708 Let's go. 543 00:33:04,709 --> 00:33:05,874 That's it. 544 00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:06,708 Like that. 545 00:33:06,709 --> 00:33:07,958 Spread your legs a little bit. 546 00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,250 There we go. 547 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,500 Hurry up! 548 00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:11,667 Come on. 549 00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:14,542 There we go... 550 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,083 That's good. 551 00:33:16,417 --> 00:33:18,500 Stay right there, I've gotta go get a ladder. 552 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:19,750 But I'll be right back. 553 00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:35,125 I got your ladder! 554 00:33:36,208 --> 00:33:37,832 You guys miss me? 555 00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:40,625 You guys get to go home. 556 00:33:45,875 --> 00:33:46,957 Now... 557 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,457 By executive order 558 00:33:48,458 --> 00:33:50,249 of The United States of America 559 00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:53,166 and to the Republic for which it stands, 560 00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:57,249 I hereby am returning you to your nattive territory. 561 00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:59,624 Now you all are gonna climb up this ladder 562 00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:02,624 up over the wall and back to the country from which you came 563 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,499 and never return 564 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,875 so help me baby Jesus. 565 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,708 I'm gonna go talk to my colleagues over there... 566 00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:12,707 Excuse me, companions... 567 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:13,874 And when I return, 568 00:34:13,875 --> 00:34:15,999 Ya'll are gonna be vaminosed. 569 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Understand? 570 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,458 Okay, let me try to... 571 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:25,707 Yo el turn-o-round-o... 572 00:34:25,708 --> 00:34:26,500 and, 573 00:34:26,501 --> 00:34:28,457 walk-o there-o. 574 00:34:28,458 --> 00:34:30,000 You 575 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,374 take off 576 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:32,999 very fast!!! 577 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,875 Understand? 578 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:37,125 Yes. 579 00:34:37,126 --> 00:34:39,499 Ah!!!! Very Excellent!!! 580 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,999 Thank you very much 581 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 for respecting my authorities. 582 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:44,582 Nice try ya'll, 583 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,333 but not on my watch... 584 00:34:56,667 --> 00:34:58,207 It's a sign from God. 585 00:34:58,208 --> 00:34:59,583 It's a ladder. 586 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Hello. 587 00:35:16,001 --> 00:35:17,582 What are you doing? 588 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:18,874 You're gonna get caught. 589 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:20,375 They're gonna deport you. 590 00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:21,583 No. 591 00:35:21,584 --> 00:35:23,499 There's nothing that can stop me now. 592 00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:27,208 I've traveled over 4000 miles to fulfil my destiny. 593 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:29,374 Your desitiny? 594 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,874 Wait, who are you? 595 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:33,082 My name is Pedro Andreas Cavalera. 596 00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:35,749 And since I was a young boy in Brazil, I prayed... 597 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,582 that one day... 598 00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,541 I would come to America... 599 00:35:39,542 --> 00:35:41,082 and dance on Broadway... 600 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,874 We came here looking for a better life. 601 00:35:42,875 --> 00:35:44,207 I had a job... 602 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,541 A home... 603 00:35:45,542 --> 00:35:47,041 But they keep sending us back. 604 00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:48,707 Oh really? 605 00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,833 The legal way just takes to long. 606 00:35:51,042 --> 00:35:52,832 We wouldn't survive. 607 00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:55,082 Then why are you just standing here? 608 00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,749 Seize the moment and... 609 00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:58,749 Never give up! 610 00:35:58,750 --> 00:35:59,874 Follow your dreams. 611 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:00,917 See you later!!! 612 00:36:05,417 --> 00:36:06,582 What are we waiting for? 613 00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,375 Follow the rainbow! 614 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:29,083 Sounds like somebody's got a sweet ride. 615 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,333 You know what I'm saying? Two fingers. 616 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:38,875 Two fingers. 617 00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:39,708 Evening Bill. 618 00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:40,500 Aidan. 619 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,333 Hey Daryl. 620 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,167 Daryl. 621 00:37:42,167 --> 00:37:43,000 How's it going? 622 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Gum? 623 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:45,208 Got my own. 624 00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:47,288 What's the good word Daryl? 625 00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:49,666 Just another glorious day 626 00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:51,499 protecting our sovereign nation 627 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,707 from those who would trespass against it. 628 00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,583 Like those 2 yahoos... 629 00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,207 Look at them... 630 00:38:00,208 --> 00:38:01,582 Putos... 631 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,166 Standing around doing nothing laughing at us 632 00:38:03,167 --> 00:38:05,500 while we work hard to become American citizens. 633 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:07,500 Callete Jose. 634 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,749 Don't look them in the eye. 635 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:12,000 They don't like it when you look them in the eye. 636 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,207 You doing anything tonight? 637 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,249 You know... 638 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,250 For the purge? 639 00:38:16,667 --> 00:38:17,874 I'll probably just 640 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,874 stay home, watch some TV, 641 00:38:19,875 --> 00:38:21,000 until everything is over. 642 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:26,999 I'm not very big on the whole murder, violence, hunting for sport thing. 643 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,541 I prefer catch and release. 644 00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:29,875 Like when I go fishing. 645 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:32,083 You should stay at Bill's place. 646 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:33,833 You know, 647 00:38:33,834 --> 00:38:35,458 safety in numbers. 648 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:38,332 You're more than welcome. 649 00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,707 Just gonna have the family over, 650 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:40,999 have a few beers, 651 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,582 catch the Apprentice premiere. 652 00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:44,166 Do you like Takis? 653 00:38:44,167 --> 00:38:45,374 You sure Bill? 654 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,874 I don't wanna intrude. 655 00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:49,166 No, no. Besides it's... 656 00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:51,567 probably the only way you're gonna make it through the night. 657 00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:54,374 I got tons of locks on my doors. 658 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,541 Plus bars on my windows. 659 00:38:56,542 --> 00:38:58,082 That is some good information. 660 00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,083 Thanks for that. 661 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:01,250 I'll take you up on it Bill. 662 00:39:02,083 --> 00:39:03,916 You're more than welcome. 663 00:39:03,917 --> 00:39:05,499 Even though you're... 664 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:06,582 ICE. 665 00:39:06,583 --> 00:39:07,500 Ha! 666 00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:08,625 Good one! 667 00:39:09,333 --> 00:39:10,707 It's a good idea Daryl. 668 00:39:10,708 --> 00:39:12,832 It'll save us a lot of time having you guys all in the same place. 669 00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:13,833 Excuse me? 670 00:39:14,083 --> 00:39:15,375 What'd you say boy? 671 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:16,583 Oh... 672 00:39:16,584 --> 00:39:18,082 You guys would have fun together. 673 00:39:18,083 --> 00:39:19,582 Do you think we're gonna like, 674 00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:21,582 piss and cross streams or something? 675 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:22,458 No. 676 00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:23,499 You guys are friendly. 677 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,417 Bro... 678 00:39:24,418 --> 00:39:25,666 ICE... 679 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:26,667 ICE. 680 00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:28,417 And FIRE. 681 00:39:28,418 --> 00:39:29,749 They don't mix. 682 00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:30,874 They do! 683 00:39:30,875 --> 00:39:31,417 Yeah they do. 684 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:32,417 No. 685 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,624 It's like the Yin and the Yang. 686 00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:35,542 FIRE... 687 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:36,500 ICE! 688 00:39:36,501 --> 00:39:37,874 I'm just messing with you Bill. 689 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,624 I've seen the movie Ghost Busters. 690 00:39:39,625 --> 00:39:40,832 Everybody knows 691 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,625 you don't cross streams. 692 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:45,249 Except for this guy apparently. 693 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,125 Okay. 694 00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:47,624 So I'm into crossing streams... 695 00:39:47,625 --> 00:39:49,583 What's the big deal? 696 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,457 It's 2025! 697 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:52,458 Whatever! 698 00:39:52,583 --> 00:39:53,707 You millennial. 699 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,125 Fuckin millennials. 700 00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:00,625 Hey! 701 00:40:01,208 --> 00:40:03,726 Quit eyeballing me like you're trying to cross streams. Okay bro? 702 00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:04,625 Which one's eyeballing you? 703 00:40:04,626 --> 00:40:06,041 The one on the left. 704 00:40:06,042 --> 00:40:07,125 Hey! 705 00:40:07,542 --> 00:40:08,750 Quit looking at me! 706 00:40:09,667 --> 00:40:10,625 Yeah... 707 00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:12,250 That's me and your mom later. 708 00:40:14,083 --> 00:40:16,000 Hey, take it easy on them guys. 709 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:17,833 What the hell's wrong with you? 710 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,582 He's fucking catch and release. 711 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,499 Oh, totally catch and release. 712 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:25,500 Their mothers are probably really nice people and make great tostadas. 713 00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:26,667 Look Daryl, 714 00:40:26,668 --> 00:40:28,707 just try to be at my place around 6:30. 715 00:40:28,708 --> 00:40:29,500 Fine. 716 00:40:29,501 --> 00:40:30,999 6:30 it is. 717 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,208 Don't be late! 718 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:33,833 Speaking of late... 719 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:36,750 Time to wrap it up. 720 00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,708 Back to your home. 721 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,083 The hour of the Purge is upon us. 722 00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:06,083 I heard you guys had a pretty big bust yesterday. 723 00:41:08,875 --> 00:41:11,875 Oh yeah, what'd you hear? 724 00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:15,375 Just that you caught a major Cartel leader. 725 00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:17,667 Brought in a big haul of narcotics. 726 00:41:18,375 --> 00:41:21,000 Scored a big chunk of change on top of that. 727 00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:24,207 Like 1.4 million dollars or something? 728 00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:26,333 Or something. 729 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,375 1.4 million. 730 00:41:32,250 --> 00:41:34,249 I could live large off of that. 731 00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,875 I bet you could. 732 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,582 Two more weeks. 733 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,499 All you gotta do is survive tonight and... 734 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,249 smooth sailing. 735 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,250 That's my plan. 736 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:45,667 Hey... 737 00:41:45,668 --> 00:41:46,874 Take a right up here at the light. 738 00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:49,083 I need to stop by the dollar store. 739 00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:56,208 I'll be right back. 740 00:42:19,875 --> 00:42:20,750 Come on. 741 00:42:20,751 --> 00:42:22,250 Come get a bite. 742 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,167 Here. 743 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:26,999 How about you? 744 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000 Come on. 745 00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:36,458 I'm real sorry I have to do this to ya. 746 00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:41,833 But needs must when the devil drives. 747 00:42:57,875 --> 00:42:59,000 Come on, play nice! 748 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,082 Alright girls, you're in for the night. 749 00:43:08,083 --> 00:43:09,207 Don't be breaking out. 750 00:43:09,208 --> 00:43:11,333 It's all bad on this side of the fence. 751 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:13,833 Hope to see you in the morning. 752 00:43:34,875 --> 00:43:37,208 Weren't you expecting a friend to show up here already? 753 00:43:37,583 --> 00:43:39,083 He'll be along in a bit. 754 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,374 He'd better hurry up! 755 00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:44,166 Don't wanna be caught passing through town before it's too late. 756 00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:45,374 No worries. 757 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:46,855 We don't get many Purgers up this way. 758 00:43:47,667 --> 00:43:50,207 Got a fence around the entire property. 759 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:53,041 Cars can't get through without a gate code. 760 00:43:53,042 --> 00:43:54,582 Besides... 761 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,582 It's good for Halloween too. 762 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:58,583 None of those pesky trick or treaters. 763 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:00,375 True story. 764 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:03,708 I'll give him a call and make sure he didn't get fucking lost. 765 00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:14,958 Come on stupid pump. 766 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:18,583 Why does it have to be so slow? 767 00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,250 Hello? 768 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,375 Hey! 769 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:30,500 You still on your way? 770 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,250 Yeah. 771 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:32,375 I... 772 00:44:32,376 --> 00:44:34,416 just stopped to get some gas real quick. 773 00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:35,750 I'm just around the corner. 774 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:37,750 Only minutes left. 775 00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:40,249 I'm trying to hurry but this... 776 00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:43,500 pump is moving slower than a snail wiping it's ass I swear. 777 00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:45,000 Move your ass bro. 778 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,500 Love you too, bye... 779 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:57,208 Come on stupid pump. 780 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:13,625 I hate everything about this god damn pump. 781 00:45:23,375 --> 00:45:24,708 Come on... 782 00:45:29,708 --> 00:45:30,958 No... come on. 783 00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:34,125 Come on!!! 784 00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:37,125 Hey yo! 785 00:45:37,126 --> 00:45:38,166 You alright? 786 00:45:38,167 --> 00:45:39,999 You need some help? 787 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,624 I don't speak English! 788 00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:42,999 Let me give you a hand. 789 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,999 You know it's not safe to be here. 790 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,374 Just pop open the hood and we'll take a look at the engine. 791 00:45:47,375 --> 00:45:48,375 Come on! 792 00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,583 Come on baby, you got this. 793 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,999 Woo, yeah!!! 794 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,583 See ya sucker!!! 795 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,875 I'm only trying to help! 796 00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:09,582 Relax everybody. 797 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,000 It's probably just Daryl. 798 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,083 Daryl, you son of a bitch! 799 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,083 That's a hell of a grip you got there Bill. 800 00:46:32,375 --> 00:46:34,708 What, ICE got you pushing too many pencils? 801 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,499 Just fucking with ya. 802 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,780 Cuttin' it a bit close aren't ya? 803 00:46:39,042 --> 00:46:41,250 Had some car trouble back at the gas station. 804 00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:43,375 Can you just let me in already? 805 00:46:44,542 --> 00:46:45,542 Come on in. 806 00:46:46,042 --> 00:46:49,042 Thanks. I swear somebody was ready to knock me off at that gas station. 807 00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:51,082 But thanks to sweet baby Jesus, 808 00:46:51,083 --> 00:46:52,166 I made it out. 809 00:46:52,167 --> 00:46:53,583 Family is in the living room. 810 00:46:56,708 --> 00:46:58,541 Hey everybody, this is Daryl. 811 00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:00,375 Daryl works with me at Homeland Security. 812 00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:02,749 Hi I'm Daryl, pleased to meet you all. 813 00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:05,249 Hi Daryl, I'm Bill's sister Stacey. 814 00:47:05,250 --> 00:47:07,041 This is my husband Tom. 815 00:47:07,042 --> 00:47:08,875 Howdy Daryl, pleased to meet you. 816 00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:12,000 The pleasures all mine... 817 00:47:14,083 --> 00:47:15,667 And my daughter Jenna. 818 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:17,916 Hello. 819 00:47:17,917 --> 00:47:19,042 Hi. 820 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:21,875 My son Brian. 821 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:24,166 How's it going my man? 822 00:47:24,167 --> 00:47:24,667 Hey. 823 00:47:24,667 --> 00:47:25,375 Brian! 824 00:47:25,667 --> 00:47:26,667 Brian! 825 00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:29,875 Don't be rude, say hello to our guest. 826 00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:31,375 Sup man! 827 00:47:31,833 --> 00:47:32,833 Sup! 828 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:35,083 And Grandma Ruth. 829 00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:37,124 Nice to meet you Darren. 830 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:38,957 It's actually Daryl ma'am. 831 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:39,708 Daryl... 832 00:47:39,709 --> 00:47:41,332 Isn't that a girls name? 833 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:43,249 Uh... I don't believe so. 834 00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:45,375 Like that movie, that murmaid movie. 835 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:47,249 Oh love that one! 836 00:47:47,250 --> 00:47:48,500 Daryl Hannah. 837 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:52,499 Well yeah, but there's plenty of manly men out there with the name Daryl too. 838 00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,874 Like you got what, uh... 839 00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:56,041 Daryl Stawberry who used to play on the Mets. 840 00:47:56,042 --> 00:47:57,166 Daryl Hall. 841 00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:58,416 Daryl Hammond. 842 00:47:58,417 --> 00:47:59,874 Well that's okay. 843 00:47:59,875 --> 00:48:02,125 Whatever makes you feel better about it. 844 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:04,708 Okay. 845 00:48:04,708 --> 00:48:05,708 Well... 846 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,374 It was nice to meet you all. 847 00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:08,958 Uhh, just want to say, 848 00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:11,707 thanks for allowing me to stay with you tonight. 849 00:48:11,708 --> 00:48:13,708 It really means alot. 850 00:48:14,083 --> 00:48:14,750 Hey uh... 851 00:48:14,750 --> 00:48:15,583 Sorry about that. 852 00:48:15,584 --> 00:48:17,457 I didn't mean to be rude earlier or anything. 853 00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:19,978 I was just Snatch Chatting with this chick that liked my profile. 854 00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:22,125 Snatch Chat huh? 855 00:48:22,583 --> 00:48:25,041 Sounds like a mature site for a boy your age. 856 00:48:25,042 --> 00:48:29,374 Uh no, Snatch Chat is just a social site that you like upload selfies... 857 00:48:29,375 --> 00:48:33,041 and people can like them or message you if you both click like on each other. 858 00:48:33,042 --> 00:48:34,582 They call it Snatching. 859 00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:35,583 Snatching! 860 00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:36,208 Mmm hmm. 861 00:48:36,209 --> 00:48:37,582 I got you, my bad. 862 00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:40,332 I just got this new app called Timber, have you heard of it? 863 00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:41,749 No... 864 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:46,332 Well, its basically designed for the ladies so that only men they've liked... 865 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:47,499 can message them. 866 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:50,499 I only installed the app to make sure my profile is working. 867 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,583 I haven't found the one just yet. 868 00:48:53,083 --> 00:48:54,208 Basically... 869 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,666 Get this out here... 870 00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:59,083 You just open the app. 871 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:02,374 Okay, and then when you get into here, 872 00:49:02,375 --> 00:49:04,083 you click Find Wood. 873 00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:09,208 And these are called your Wood Piles and your gonna scroll through these. 874 00:49:12,375 --> 00:49:13,208 And... 875 00:49:13,209 --> 00:49:15,042 when you see something you like... 876 00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:17,249 then you click on them. 877 00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:20,041 Obviously this guy you would just click Cut 'Em Loose. 878 00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:23,226 That gets them out of your Wood Pile but if you like what you see you click Get Some! 879 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:25,667 Timber!!! 880 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:27,749 Oh shit... 881 00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:28,750 Umm... 882 00:49:28,751 --> 00:49:31,018 Do you see a cancle button on here? I didn't mean to do that. 883 00:49:31,042 --> 00:49:31,667 No... 884 00:49:31,667 --> 00:49:32,250 Uh oh... 885 00:49:32,251 --> 00:49:33,375 I don't see one... 886 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,874 I'm not interested in dudes. 887 00:49:35,875 --> 00:49:37,083 You've got wood! 888 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,000 Uh oh! 889 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:40,375 There's something in my Wood Pile. 890 00:49:41,167 --> 00:49:41,708 Oh!!! 891 00:49:41,709 --> 00:49:44,042 Oh sweet Jesus... 892 00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,208 Yep... 893 00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:48,875 That's a dick pic... 894 00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:52,749 When you're done looking at Dicks, would you like a beer? 895 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:54,749 Umm, no thanks. I'm alergic to gluten. 896 00:49:54,750 --> 00:49:57,082 We have Angry Apple for the ladies. 897 00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:58,167 Uh, sure. 898 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,874 I don't know if I should be drinking tonight. 899 00:50:13,875 --> 00:50:15,624 Should probably be on full alert. 900 00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:17,124 Don't be a pussy. 901 00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:18,833 1 drink ain't gonna kill ya. 902 00:50:20,458 --> 00:50:23,208 It's not the drink I'm affraid of. 903 00:50:23,708 --> 00:50:25,332 It's what's out there tonight. 904 00:50:25,333 --> 00:50:26,958 Ahh, let 'em come. 905 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:29,749 I have special door prizes for any uh... 906 00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:31,125 unwelcome guests. 907 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:35,249 Here, try some Takis. 908 00:50:35,250 --> 00:50:36,874 They're delicious! 909 00:50:36,875 --> 00:50:39,124 Sure, I can try one. 910 00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:41,042 Never had these before. 911 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:52,957 Now we're having fun. 912 00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:54,833 Fucking delicious ain't they? 913 00:50:57,208 --> 00:50:58,582 So Daryl... 914 00:50:58,583 --> 00:51:00,375 Do you work for FIRE as well? 915 00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:04,333 No, I work for Immigration and Customs Enforcement. 916 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,874 Ah, so like the people I see on the TV 917 00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:12,708 that are ripping apart families and separating children from their parents? 918 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:14,874 I've done no such thing. 919 00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:17,999 Why, just today, I sent an entire family back to Mexico. 920 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,416 Parents and children together. 921 00:51:20,417 --> 00:51:22,707 I know it might say ICE on my vest, 922 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:23,832 but my heart, 923 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:25,583 is warm in my chest. 924 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,207 Awe! 925 00:51:27,208 --> 00:51:28,500 Well, 926 00:51:28,708 --> 00:51:31,707 that gives me some faith that there's good people working in our Government. 927 00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:34,207 I mean, everybody deserves a fair shake at life right? 928 00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:35,208 They do. 929 00:51:35,209 --> 00:51:38,082 And now there's new ways for them to come over here legally. 930 00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:41,083 That's why the President created FIRE. 931 00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:42,666 Wait a second... 932 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,082 Let me get this straight... 933 00:51:44,083 --> 00:51:47,332 Forrest and Immigration Raking Enforcement? 934 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:49,249 FIRE! 935 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,749 And... 936 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:52,582 Immigration and Customs Enforcement? 937 00:51:52,583 --> 00:51:53,125 ICE! 938 00:51:53,126 --> 00:51:54,625 Yes ma'am! 939 00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:58,707 FIRE and ICE? 940 00:51:58,708 --> 00:51:59,999 Who comes up with this sh.. 941 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000 Shh!!! 942 00:52:01,708 --> 00:52:02,874 It's startin'. 943 00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:05,207 Quiet everybody! 944 00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:06,874 This is not a test. 945 00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:09,375 This is the Emergency Broadcast System. 946 00:52:22,083 --> 00:52:23,999 After the siren, all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 hours. 947 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,541 All emergency services will beunavailable until tomorrow morning at 7am when 948 00:52:28,542 --> 00:52:31,541 the second siren concludes the Purge. 949 00:52:31,542 --> 00:52:33,333 May God be with you. 950 00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:06,583 That's enough of that already. 951 00:53:11,708 --> 00:53:12,875 Apprentice. 952 00:53:15,958 --> 00:53:17,625 Ooh I love this show! 953 00:53:41,958 --> 00:53:43,582 Alright, are we live? 954 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,832 Oh it's, it's pre-recorded? 955 00:53:45,833 --> 00:53:46,625 Alright, whatever! 956 00:53:46,626 --> 00:53:52,332 Welcome to the first episode of the Apprentice 2025. 957 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:53,874 Before we get started, 958 00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:56,332 I just wanted to give a big shout out to Putin... 959 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,791 For nominating me... 960 00:53:57,792 --> 00:53:59,999 for the Pee-Pee Challenge. 961 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,874 We're going to be doing that a little bit later this evening. 962 00:54:02,875 --> 00:54:05,124 Nobody does the Pee-Pee Challenge... 963 00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:06,166 like I do. 964 00:54:06,167 --> 00:54:06,917 Okay. 965 00:54:06,917 --> 00:54:07,750 Nobody! 966 00:54:07,751 --> 00:54:10,207 It's going to be huge! 967 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:12,374 Very frothy! 968 00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:13,000 Lastly... 969 00:54:13,001 --> 00:54:14,332 It's a special night! 970 00:54:14,333 --> 00:54:17,332 The return of the annual Purge. 971 00:54:17,333 --> 00:54:19,499 Everybody have a great time. 972 00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:20,000 Okay? 973 00:54:20,001 --> 00:54:22,249 I'll be watching via Space Force satellite 974 00:54:22,250 --> 00:54:24,583 at Mar-a-Lago's clubhouse. 975 00:54:24,833 --> 00:54:25,583 Now... 976 00:54:25,584 --> 00:54:30,082 I'm starting a new business right here in my city, New York. 977 00:54:30,083 --> 00:54:34,499 We're going to take over the world of intimate apparel. 978 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:37,499 Nobody knows intimate apparel like I do. 979 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:38,999 I present to you... 980 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,083 Donjerie! 981 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:57,374 Donjerie will be the finest clothing a woman can adorne. 982 00:54:57,375 --> 00:54:59,249 Each one of you have one week 983 00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:03,874 to design a completely new line of bras and panties 984 00:55:03,875 --> 00:55:07,374 unlike anything the fashion industry has ever seen. 985 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:09,000 Now, get to work! 986 00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:11,000 What the fuck is that? 987 00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:13,041 It's a fucking handle grip where you can grab them by the... 988 00:55:13,042 --> 00:55:15,082 What the fuck do you need a handle grip for? 989 00:55:15,083 --> 00:55:17,041 If it's hanging there and you grab them by the pussy... 990 00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:18,499 What do you need a handle...? 991 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,708 Why wouldn't you need it? 992 00:55:20,458 --> 00:55:22,166 It's fucking genious! 993 00:55:22,167 --> 00:55:24,666 And what is this? Does she have 4 nipples? 994 00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,082 Do you know? 995 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:27,042 8 nipples! 996 00:55:27,043 --> 00:55:28,666 Have you ever even seen a woman? 997 00:55:28,667 --> 00:55:29,375 Naked? 998 00:55:29,375 --> 00:55:30,250 Fuck... you!!! 999 00:55:30,251 --> 00:55:32,249 They're both fucking idiots! 1000 00:55:32,250 --> 00:55:35,667 They wouldn't know a good design from a hole in their ass! 1001 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,500 I'm the next Apprentice. 1002 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:39,249 Focus on the cannons. 1003 00:55:39,250 --> 00:55:40,749 Look at these things. 1004 00:55:40,750 --> 00:55:41,750 Gorgeous! 1005 00:55:41,751 --> 00:55:43,374 8 nipples, we're good. 1006 00:55:43,375 --> 00:55:45,749 When you come down here and you yank on that shit, 1007 00:55:45,750 --> 00:55:47,041 we're good!!! 1008 00:55:47,042 --> 00:55:48,416 Why are we gonna yank on that shit??? 1009 00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:51,499 Everybody knows, every girl wants to be yanked by the pussy. 1010 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,707 I don't want to be yanked by the pussy! 1011 00:55:52,708 --> 00:55:54,207 Nobody ever wants to be yanked by the pussy! 1012 00:55:54,208 --> 00:55:55,499 Do you wanna be yanked by the dick? 1013 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:56,832 I want to be yanking pussy!!! 1014 00:55:56,833 --> 00:55:58,207 You want to be yanked by the pussy? 1015 00:55:58,208 --> 00:55:58,833 Yes... 1016 00:55:58,833 --> 00:55:59,833 I don't have... maybe... 1017 00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:00,583 There it is. 1018 00:56:00,583 --> 00:56:01,583 Shit! 1019 00:56:03,042 --> 00:56:06,250 So Daryl, you work for uh, Homeland Security too huh? 1020 00:56:06,542 --> 00:56:07,625 What agency? 1021 00:56:08,125 --> 00:56:09,499 I'm with the... 1022 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,499 U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. 1023 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,875 Commonly known as ICE. 1024 00:56:13,125 --> 00:56:15,875 Come again? You gotta talk into my good ear. 1025 00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:17,999 God dad, he just went over this! 1026 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:18,625 Listen! 1027 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,624 Dad can't hear shit... 1028 00:56:20,625 --> 00:56:21,625 Brian! 1029 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:22,750 Language!! 1030 00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:26,124 Someone threw a grenade right next to his tent when he was in Vietnam. 1031 00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:29,124 Exploded right by him and now he's mostly deaf in one ear. 1032 00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:31,083 Shrapnel tore right through my pillow. 1033 00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:32,958 I'm lucky to be alive! 1034 00:56:34,083 --> 00:56:36,707 So Daryl, have you heard anything about the new Space Force? 1035 00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:38,250 Do you really get to go into space? 1036 00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:42,374 Nah, that will likely be a branch of the U.S. military. 1037 00:56:42,375 --> 00:56:45,958 Unless of course we have to deal with illegal aliens... 1038 00:56:46,417 --> 00:56:47,417 Wait, for real? 1039 00:56:48,042 --> 00:56:48,667 Like... 1040 00:56:48,668 --> 00:56:50,624 do aliens really exist?? 1041 00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:52,874 It was a joke dillhole! 1042 00:56:52,875 --> 00:56:53,875 Jen!!! 1043 00:56:53,876 --> 00:56:56,125 Be nice to your brother! 1044 00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:58,374 Hey Brian! 1045 00:56:58,375 --> 00:57:00,499 You should come do a ride along with me sometime. 1046 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,666 See what it takes to keep our borders secure. 1047 00:57:02,667 --> 00:57:03,333 Really? 1048 00:57:03,334 --> 00:57:04,875 I wouldn't mind a ride along... 1049 00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:08,833 It'd be my pleasure to take you. 1050 00:57:09,708 --> 00:57:12,083 Mom, can I go on a ride along with Daryl please? 1051 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:14,332 That sounds fine honey. 1052 00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:18,000 Just make sure finish your homework first and you're back in time for supper. 1053 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:25,000 You know, our immigration policy is a complete joke... 1054 00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:26,374 Speaking of which... 1055 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,541 Oh God, here we go again... 1056 00:57:28,542 --> 00:57:31,749 You ever hear the one about the Border Patrol agent... 1057 00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:34,999 who catches an illegal immigrant and says... 1058 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:40,707 I'll let you stay in the U.S.A. if you can say 3 english words in 1 sentance? 1059 00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,666 No, can't say I have. 1060 00:57:42,667 --> 00:57:45,667 The Border Patrol thinks to him self uh... 1061 00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:49,083 I'm gonna make this really hard for him. 1062 00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:52,499 The 3 english words you gotta say in 1 sentance... 1063 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:55,875 are green, pink and yellow. 1064 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,582 Well the Mexican guy says... 1065 00:57:58,583 --> 00:58:00,207 Oh yes sir! 1066 00:58:00,208 --> 00:58:01,999 And starts thinking about it. 1067 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,041 A couple of minutes later... 1068 00:58:04,042 --> 00:58:05,042 he says... 1069 00:58:05,043 --> 00:58:06,708 Okay, Okay! 1070 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:12,042 The telephone, it goes Green... Green... Green... 1071 00:58:12,417 --> 00:58:13,749 I Pink it up... 1072 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:15,750 and says Yellow??? 1073 00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:21,750 Ha Ha... Good one... 1074 00:58:22,250 --> 00:58:23,042 Hey! 1075 00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:23,750 Oh... 1076 00:58:23,751 --> 00:58:27,082 What do you call 4 Mexicans who drown in the Rio Grande... 1077 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:30,750 while trying to cross illegally into the U.S.? 1078 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,500 I don't know, what? 1079 00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:36,750 Quatro Sink-o!!! 1080 00:58:45,125 --> 00:58:49,082 I think completely understand why we have the Purge now. 1081 00:58:49,083 --> 00:58:51,125 Huh? What's that? 1082 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,625 I said excuse me, I have to uh, get a refill. 1083 00:58:54,875 --> 00:58:55,875 Oh. 1084 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:57,875 Hey!!! 1085 00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:59,749 Bring back some Takis! 1086 00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:00,750 Sure thing. 1087 00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:14,000 You guys good? 1088 00:59:23,708 --> 00:59:24,958 What the hell? 1089 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:27,833 Hello! 1090 00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:29,208 Hi there! 1091 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,125 Wanna make me a drink? 1092 00:59:32,042 --> 00:59:34,500 I'm gonna have to see some ID first... 1093 00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:35,667 Uhh... 1094 00:59:35,667 --> 00:59:36,625 I'm just kidding... 1095 00:59:36,626 --> 00:59:37,917 What will it be? 1096 00:59:38,250 --> 00:59:39,500 I dont know!? 1097 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:42,124 Something I've never had before... 1098 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:43,875 What's your favorite drink? 1099 00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,999 Hmm? 1100 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,999 I think I've got just the drink in mind... 1101 00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,332 One special drink... 1102 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:53,333 coming up for one special lady... 1103 00:59:55,750 --> 00:59:58,750 Let's see where they keep the boose around here... 1104 00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,749 Not here! 1105 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:01,500 Ah ha!!! 1106 01:00:01,501 --> 01:00:03,249 Here it is! 1107 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:05,208 Let's see what we got here... 1108 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:06,500 Shit... 1109 01:00:06,501 --> 01:00:09,582 What the fuck are you gonna do now Daryl? 1110 01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:11,207 Think think think think! 1111 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:11,875 Come on... 1112 01:00:11,876 --> 01:00:15,249 You've seen that movie Cocktail at least a 100 times. 1113 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,207 WWTD??? 1114 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:19,499 What Would Tom Cruise Do??? 1115 01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:22,000 Take her to Kokomo! 1116 01:00:24,083 --> 01:00:25,374 Umm... 1117 01:00:25,375 --> 01:00:26,582 I'm really happy... 1118 01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:30,207 I ended up coming tonight because I thought it was honestly gonna be super lame... 1119 01:00:30,208 --> 01:00:31,375 But um... 1120 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:34,083 it ended up being pretty cool... 1121 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,208 Like you... 1122 01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:41,749 Stop staring at her tits... 1123 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:43,374 She's gonna notice... 1124 01:00:43,375 --> 01:00:44,582 Just take a glance, look away... 1125 01:00:44,583 --> 01:00:47,207 It's like the sun... 1126 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:49,041 Okay, get a grip, get a grip. 1127 01:00:49,042 --> 01:00:50,583 You got this! 1128 01:00:54,208 --> 01:00:55,167 Oh shit. 1129 01:00:55,168 --> 01:00:56,749 Spided Rum is almost gone. 1130 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:57,750 Oh crap. 1131 01:00:58,583 --> 01:01:00,999 A little of the blue stuff... 1132 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:02,667 Here we go... 1133 01:01:03,083 --> 01:01:04,374 That shoud do it. 1134 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,582 Oh, there we go... 1135 01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:06,874 Sailor Jerry! 1136 01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:08,250 I'm just gonna... 1137 01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:13,417 Oop, okay... 1138 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,000 Wow! 1139 01:01:16,001 --> 01:01:18,042 That's a lot of liquor! 1140 01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,417 Well... 1141 01:01:19,418 --> 01:01:21,750 It takes a lot of liquor to make this special drink. 1142 01:01:22,083 --> 01:01:24,457 Did you go to bar tending school or something? 1143 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:26,582 Umm... no but... 1144 01:01:26,583 --> 01:01:28,624 Prepare yourself to experience... 1145 01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:31,207 something you've never tasted before. 1146 01:01:31,208 --> 01:01:32,208 Excuse me. 1147 01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:34,208 Careful... 1148 01:01:39,125 --> 01:01:40,250 Whoa!!! 1149 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:43,791 Isaac's doing the Pee-Pee Challenge on FaceSpace Live! 1150 01:01:43,792 --> 01:01:46,250 What the heck is the Pee-Pee Challenge? 1151 01:01:46,792 --> 01:01:48,249 Is that like one of those... 1152 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:52,291 Tide Pod things where those stupid kids eat laundry detergent? 1153 01:01:52,292 --> 01:01:54,750 Ugh, don't tell me he's drinking pee... 1154 01:01:55,542 --> 01:01:56,167 No!! 1155 01:01:56,168 --> 01:01:58,582 It's where you dare somebody to run out into the middle of the street during the Purge... 1156 01:01:58,583 --> 01:02:00,374 and dance while they take a leak. 1157 01:02:00,375 --> 01:02:02,457 And then they have to nominate someone else to do it... 1158 01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:04,207 And if they don't do it... 1159 01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:06,458 Then you have to drink your own pee. 1160 01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:10,333 If I ever catch you doing something like that, 1161 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:12,832 your ass is grass! 1162 01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:14,625 And I'm the weed whacker! 1163 01:02:15,208 --> 01:02:18,249 It's streaming on like 3 of my friends pages. 1164 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:20,000 Oh shit, here he goes! 1165 01:02:20,375 --> 01:02:21,749 What's up everybody? 1166 01:02:21,750 --> 01:02:22,999 It's your boy Isaac. 1167 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,291 Coming to you live. 1168 01:02:24,292 --> 01:02:25,749 I was nominated by Jessie B. 1169 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:27,624 And you know me, I ain't no bitch!!! 1170 01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:28,625 So let's go everybody! 1171 01:02:28,626 --> 01:02:29,874 Pee-Pee Challenge! 1172 01:02:29,875 --> 01:02:31,499 I-S-DOUBLE-A-C!!! 1173 01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:32,707 Let's get it! 1174 01:02:32,708 --> 01:02:33,875 Let's go! 1175 01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:36,875 Yeah!!! 1176 01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:39,667 Pee-Pee, 1177 01:02:39,668 --> 01:02:40,749 Gotta go Pee, 1178 01:02:40,750 --> 01:02:41,999 Piss inside me, 1179 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,249 I don't wanna hold it in. 1180 01:02:43,250 --> 01:02:44,582 I gotta go Pee. 1181 01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,999 Let the flow stream. 1182 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,207 Gush outside me. 1183 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:48,332 Gotta know me. 1184 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:49,333 It's so foamy. 1185 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,541 Holy Shit! 1186 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:16,707 Ooh... 1187 01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:18,708 Isaac just got smashed by a car. 1188 01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:41,582 What's up? It's Skizzy!!! 1189 01:03:41,583 --> 01:03:43,249 Coming at you live! 1190 01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:46,749 I'm taking calls right now for personal delivery by yours truly. 1191 01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:49,082 And Skizzy's Blow Mobile!!! 1192 01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:51,166 We've got the finest powder this side of the border 1193 01:03:51,167 --> 01:03:54,167 and delivering direct to you for the next 10 hours. 1194 01:03:54,417 --> 01:03:55,250 So!!! 1195 01:03:55,251 --> 01:03:57,041 Send me a text, or give me a call 1196 01:03:57,042 --> 01:04:00,042 at 1-800-YOU-BLOW-ME! 1197 01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:04,667 That's 800-825-6963. 1198 01:04:05,167 --> 01:04:06,999 Have a wonderful Purge! 1199 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,375 I know I will... 1200 01:04:13,333 --> 01:04:15,333 I'll see ya later!!! 1201 01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:20,832 Classic Darwinism. 1202 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:23,833 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 1203 01:04:24,667 --> 01:04:26,000 Some parents these days. 1204 01:04:28,375 --> 01:04:31,249 I'm glad you're such a good boy Brian. 1205 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:33,875 My sweet little accident. 1206 01:04:35,500 --> 01:04:36,625 Accident? 1207 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,499 Oh sweetie, haven't you heard the story? 1208 01:04:39,500 --> 01:04:41,499 We only wanted one child. 1209 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,291 What story? 1210 01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:43,958 Honey... 1211 01:04:43,959 --> 01:04:46,249 We were done having kids! 1212 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:49,207 But 10 years after your sister was born, 1213 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:52,207 your father thought he was doing me a favor... 1214 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:54,957 by refilling my Tic Tac dispensor. 1215 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:57,208 Always sneaking them out of my purse! 1216 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:59,333 Hey, love Tic Tacs! 1217 01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:01,957 Except they weren't Tic Tacs! 1218 01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:04,333 They were my birth control pills! 1219 01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:07,000 What can I say? I'm sorry!! 1220 01:05:07,292 --> 01:05:10,292 They tasted exactly the same! 1221 01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:14,375 Besides, I'm the one who had the super super sensative breasts all those years. 1222 01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:17,042 My nipples are still a bit puffy... 1223 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:20,332 And you're still a little bitchy too!! 1224 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:23,333 Sometimes I swear we are on the same cycle. 1225 01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:27,833 Wow I... 1226 01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:30,708 I can't believe you guys didn't want me. 1227 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:32,000 Awe... 1228 01:05:32,001 --> 01:05:35,000 We still love you all the same. 1229 01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,375 Get over it. 1230 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,374 A little bit of that... 1231 01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:04,707 Lets see, ooh... 1232 01:06:04,708 --> 01:06:06,999 Gotta have a little bit of peppermint. 1233 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,166 Mmm... 1234 01:06:08,167 --> 01:06:10,082 And of course some of the blue stuff. 1235 01:06:10,083 --> 01:06:12,874 Can't get away or go wrong with the blue... 1236 01:06:12,875 --> 01:06:15,583 And you gotta have a little Sailor Jerry in there. 1237 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,500 And of course we're gonna wan't just a little something for some sweetener. 1238 01:06:26,708 --> 01:06:28,125 And... 1239 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,499 Uh, I don't have any fresh lime. 1240 01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:31,999 But I do have this... 1241 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,041 squeezy bottle that looks like a lime. 1242 01:06:34,042 --> 01:06:35,749 So, that'll do. 1243 01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:37,167 There we go. 1244 01:06:39,542 --> 01:06:41,500 That should work. 1245 01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:42,999 The top... 1246 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:43,875 and... 1247 01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:45,750 give it a shake!!! 1248 01:07:09,375 --> 01:07:10,999 Done!! 1249 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,375 Alright. 1250 01:07:13,875 --> 01:07:14,792 Okay. 1251 01:07:14,793 --> 01:07:16,749 And a little bit of a pour... 1252 01:07:16,750 --> 01:07:18,125 Ooh.. 1253 01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:21,625 Ooh it's pretty! 1254 01:07:33,083 --> 01:07:34,083 There you go. 1255 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:35,332 Bottom's up! 1256 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:36,750 Cheers! 1257 01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:47,874 Oh! 1258 01:07:47,875 --> 01:07:49,374 Damn! 1259 01:07:49,375 --> 01:07:51,499 What is that drink called? 1260 01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:52,417 Uh.. 1261 01:07:52,418 --> 01:07:53,874 I call it... 1262 01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,166 Ice.?.? 1263 01:07:55,167 --> 01:07:56,499 Ice!?! 1264 01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:57,541 Baby!?! 1265 01:07:57,542 --> 01:07:59,916 Ice Ice Baby! 1266 01:07:59,917 --> 01:08:01,250 Too cold!! 1267 01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:02,750 I uh... 1268 01:08:02,751 --> 01:08:03,874 I like it... 1269 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:04,583 You did? 1270 01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:05,333 I... I... 1271 01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,250 Yeah, I did. 1272 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:07,167 Uh... 1273 01:08:07,168 --> 01:08:08,582 It started off.. 1274 01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:09,707 Really strong!! 1275 01:08:09,708 --> 01:08:11,249 Like super strong! 1276 01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:12,332 Umm... 1277 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:14,208 and then it was pepperminty. 1278 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:16,374 And uh then... 1279 01:08:16,375 --> 01:08:17,499 uh... 1280 01:08:17,500 --> 01:08:18,707 uh, it ended up sweet. 1281 01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:20,166 It was sweet. 1282 01:08:20,167 --> 01:08:21,833 Like you. 1283 01:08:29,083 --> 01:08:31,499 Thanks Daryl! 1284 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:33,208 You're welcome. 1285 01:08:35,792 --> 01:08:37,750 I think she's in to me. 1286 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:44,541 Oh, that Donald is one mean mother fucker! 1287 01:08:44,542 --> 01:08:45,500 Mom! 1288 01:08:45,501 --> 01:08:46,708 The children! 1289 01:08:47,042 --> 01:08:48,875 Such a handsome fella. 1290 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:52,375 If I had any feeling left down there, I would need to purge myself!!! 1291 01:08:53,875 --> 01:08:55,874 Drain the swamp if you know what I mean. 1292 01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:57,208 Mother!! 1293 01:08:57,750 --> 01:09:00,999 What would dad do if he were alive today to hear you speak of such things? 1294 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,874 Oh let me tell you! 1295 01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:04,875 He always liked to watch me! 1296 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:08,875 Nothing like a little voyeurism to spice it up in the bedroom. 1297 01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:12,832 I would rather not imagine you and daddy doing your private business. 1298 01:09:12,833 --> 01:09:15,249 Or touching your naughty parts. 1299 01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,082 Well how do you think you got here? 1300 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:18,666 Immaculate conception? 1301 01:09:18,667 --> 01:09:21,500 Even still, we have young ears present. 1302 01:09:22,583 --> 01:09:24,041 It's okay mom. 1303 01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:26,666 People talk like that at school all the time. 1304 01:09:26,667 --> 01:09:29,250 You'd be surprised what children are capable of these days. 1305 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:36,249 Turn right at the next street. 1306 01:09:36,250 --> 01:09:37,167 Right here? 1307 01:09:37,167 --> 01:09:38,167 Yep. 1308 01:09:53,583 --> 01:09:56,958 Keep going and it should be right at the end of the court. 1309 01:09:58,792 --> 01:10:00,375 Let's park here. 1310 01:10:43,542 --> 01:10:45,874 You look so pretty. 1311 01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,791 You're all grown up now. 1312 01:10:47,792 --> 01:10:49,041 Alright Hope... 1313 01:10:49,042 --> 01:10:50,667 do you remember what to do? 1314 01:10:51,083 --> 01:10:55,582 You're gonna walk up to the door and ring the doorbell all by yourself. 1315 01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:58,583 Just like mommy taught you. Okay? 1316 01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:01,499 Now put this underneath your sign. 1317 01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:04,208 Daddy will be watching right over here. 1318 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,582 You have nothing to fear. 1319 01:11:06,583 --> 01:11:08,667 Just like we practiced. Okay? 1320 01:11:09,333 --> 01:11:10,582 Go on now. 1321 01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:12,708 Make mommy and daddy proud. 1322 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,000 Go get 'em tiger. 1323 01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:51,750 Well... 1324 01:12:52,125 --> 01:12:53,292 hello there. 1325 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:57,875 What ya doing outside all here by your lonesome young lady? 1326 01:12:58,500 --> 01:13:01,542 It's not safe to be outside this time of day. 1327 01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:04,582 You should be with someone that can... 1328 01:13:04,583 --> 01:13:07,374 protect you and keep you safe from those that... 1329 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,958 might try to harm you. 1330 01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:14,333 You need not be afraid of me. 1331 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:17,374 Why don't you turn around... 1332 01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:19,333 so I can get a good look at ya. 1333 01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:23,333 That's such a pretty little dress. 1334 01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:26,250 What's this? 1335 01:13:26,875 --> 01:13:27,875 You need help... 1336 01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:28,875 little girl? 1337 01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:31,624 Well. 1338 01:13:31,625 --> 01:13:32,250 Why... 1339 01:13:32,251 --> 01:13:34,375 why don't you come inside? And... 1340 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,749 I can watch you for the time being. 1341 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:37,916 And... 1342 01:13:37,917 --> 01:13:40,499 Besides, I'm sure we can figure out... 1343 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,583 what to do with you! 1344 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,499 Wait a minute! 1345 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,000 What's this? 1346 01:13:45,001 --> 01:13:46,374 Now wait, wait, wait wait. 1347 01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:47,832 I don't mean you no harm. 1348 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:49,583 I don't mean you any harm! 1349 01:13:50,083 --> 01:13:51,083 No, I... 1350 01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,249 You did so well! 1351 01:14:15,250 --> 01:14:17,166 I'm so proud of you! 1352 01:14:17,167 --> 01:14:19,082 That's my little girl! 1353 01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:20,875 Just a little mess here. 1354 01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:27,875 There now... 1355 01:14:27,876 --> 01:14:29,041 all better! 1356 01:14:29,042 --> 01:14:30,582 Now wasn't that fun? 1357 01:14:30,583 --> 01:14:31,583 Yes mother. 1358 01:14:32,083 --> 01:14:35,083 Let's go to the next house and see if any perverts are home. 1359 01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:37,750 I have the list right here! 1360 01:14:56,750 --> 01:15:00,250 Don't think I don't know what you're up to young lady. 1361 01:15:00,667 --> 01:15:01,375 Me? 1362 01:15:01,376 --> 01:15:02,416 What? 1363 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:05,417 I see the way you looked at that boy. 1364 01:15:06,375 --> 01:15:08,499 Don't think I wasn't your age once. 1365 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:09,749 Oh really? 1366 01:15:09,750 --> 01:15:12,375 And what is it that you think I am up to? 1367 01:15:13,750 --> 01:15:16,166 Well, the first time I saw your father... 1368 01:15:16,167 --> 01:15:17,541 hmm... 1369 01:15:17,542 --> 01:15:19,750 such a strapping young lad. 1370 01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:22,832 He was just stepping off a bus 1371 01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:25,250 coming home from a tour in Vietnam. 1372 01:15:26,208 --> 01:15:28,332 There's something about a man in uniform 1373 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:31,333 that gives you the butterflies in your flower petals. 1374 01:15:32,125 --> 01:15:33,125 Flower petals? 1375 01:15:33,542 --> 01:15:34,417 You know? 1376 01:15:34,418 --> 01:15:35,874 Your 2 lips 1377 01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:36,750 Tulips! 1378 01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:37,625 Get it? 1379 01:15:37,626 --> 01:15:40,625 That's what we used to called them when your mama was a little girl. 1380 01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:44,750 I think I'm gonna excuse myself from the rest of this conversation. 1381 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:49,292 What is it with you guys and your swampy tulips? 1382 01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:51,375 Jen... 1383 01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:55,999 Here, you just make sure you take right precautionary measures. 1384 01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,374 Oh my god mom no. 1385 01:15:57,375 --> 01:15:58,582 You're so embarrassing. 1386 01:15:58,583 --> 01:15:59,583 Well, Jen... 1387 01:15:59,584 --> 01:16:01,458 I can't stop you from doing what your gonna do. 1388 01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:03,957 You never know when you might need them. 1389 01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:04,583 Now... 1390 01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:05,208 here. 1391 01:16:05,209 --> 01:16:08,208 The least I can do is help you prevent any accidents. 1392 01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:11,291 Still love you Brian. 1393 01:16:11,292 --> 01:16:13,167 Oh my gosh mom! 1394 01:16:22,042 --> 01:16:23,000 Hmm... 1395 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,000 They're spearmint. 1396 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,125 Your mom's favorite. 1397 01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:30,208 Okay... 1398 01:16:30,208 --> 01:16:31,167 Eww! 1399 01:16:31,168 --> 01:16:32,999 Kids, it's getting late. 1400 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,000 And... 1401 01:16:34,001 --> 01:16:36,207 I packed jammies for everyone. 1402 01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:37,208 So! 1403 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:42,332 Let's get into them so you are all comforable throughout the night. 1404 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:43,666 Here you go Jen. 1405 01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:44,667 Okay. 1406 01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:46,000 And for dad. 1407 01:16:46,001 --> 01:16:48,000 I haven't worn these in forever. 1408 01:16:48,333 --> 01:16:50,832 Yeah mom, we don't need to be tucked in for nite nite anymore. 1409 01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:51,333 Well. 1410 01:16:51,334 --> 01:16:53,916 As long as you are under the same roof with me, 1411 01:16:53,917 --> 01:16:56,542 you will follow my rules. 1412 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:57,750 Thank you. 1413 01:16:57,751 --> 01:16:59,249 Oh, that reminds me! 1414 01:16:59,250 --> 01:17:00,167 Brian! 1415 01:17:00,168 --> 01:17:02,374 I made you a little something special 1416 01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:04,250 to keep you warm at night! 1417 01:17:21,042 --> 01:17:23,083 Grandma you... 1418 01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,749 didn't have to. 1419 01:17:24,750 --> 01:17:25,999 Oh don't be silly. 1420 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,167 Now go try it on, I want to see how it fits! 1421 01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:30,583 Do I have to? 1422 01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:33,042 Don't be rude now. 1423 01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:37,042 I'm sure grandma put a lot of love and time into making that. 1424 01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:39,750 Show some appreciation. 1425 01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:44,000 The tag says made in China. 1426 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:45,250 Go!! 1427 01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:46,750 Fine! 1428 01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:53,250 Such as fine young man. 1429 01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:57,417 He's a spittin' image of your father when he was that age. 1430 01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:04,417 Shit, should probably lose the vest. 1431 01:18:14,458 --> 01:18:15,333 Oh shit. 1432 01:18:15,334 --> 01:18:18,208 My hair looks like shit like usual. 1433 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,292 Ooh... I need to... 1434 01:18:20,792 --> 01:18:22,500 Slightly pepperminty. 1435 01:18:24,792 --> 01:18:26,124 Get a little pump going. 1436 01:18:26,125 --> 01:18:27,125 Do some pushups. 1437 01:18:33,625 --> 01:18:35,167 What in the fuck are you doing? 1438 01:18:36,292 --> 01:18:37,167 Hey uh... 1439 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:37,875 Just uh... 1440 01:18:37,876 --> 01:18:39,457 Keeping the old blood flowing. 1441 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:41,874 Gotta be ready for anything. You know? 1442 01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:43,957 Stop humping my kitchen floor! 1443 01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:45,874 You were supposed to bring back Takis! 1444 01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:47,832 Oops... Shit that's right! 1445 01:18:47,833 --> 01:18:49,458 Don't bother, I'll get 'em. 1446 01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:00,917 Sorry about that. 1447 01:19:26,083 --> 01:19:27,999 Do I really have to wear this? 1448 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,208 So embarrassing. 1449 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,499 Oh you look so handsome! 1450 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:33,208 I could just squeeze ya! 1451 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:37,500 Come on son, what do you say? 1452 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:40,333 Thanks grandma... 1453 01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:42,874 I just knew you'd love it. 1454 01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:47,042 Now you come here and sit down by me and be my big Bri-Bri-Bear. 1455 01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:02,082 John, you were picked as a team leader. 1456 01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:04,042 Let's see your design! 1457 01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:07,830 Well Donald, I think you're really gonna enjoy what we've come up with for you. 1458 01:20:08,042 --> 01:20:09,583 Let's bring out the model. 1459 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:17,082 Interesting. 1460 01:20:17,083 --> 01:20:18,208 What's this? 1461 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,582 This is a rich corinthian leather 1462 01:20:21,583 --> 01:20:22,542 crotchless 1463 01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:23,250 panty 1464 01:20:23,251 --> 01:20:24,583 with matching bra. 1465 01:20:27,167 --> 01:20:28,000 Oh gosh. 1466 01:20:28,001 --> 01:20:29,083 Donjerie? 1467 01:20:29,542 --> 01:20:32,000 I wonder if you can order it on the website? 1468 01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:33,874 I can see it's crotchless, 1469 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:35,750 but what's that on the sides? 1470 01:20:36,167 --> 01:20:37,582 I thought you might notice that. 1471 01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:42,916 Those are special placed handle grips made from 7075 aircraft grade aluminum alloy. 1472 01:20:42,917 --> 01:20:45,083 The same material used in fighter jets. 1473 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:47,250 Handle grips? 1474 01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:49,250 Handle grips for what? 1475 01:20:49,667 --> 01:20:51,082 Well, you know... 1476 01:20:51,083 --> 01:20:53,750 So you can... Grab 'em by the pussy! 1477 01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,457 Those idiots. 1478 01:21:00,458 --> 01:21:02,583 And you thought that would be a good idea? 1479 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:04,250 Well... 1480 01:21:04,251 --> 01:21:05,999 I saw your open mic interview on TV, 1481 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,250 and I thought surely a man of your taste would appriciate such fine amenities. 1482 01:21:09,500 --> 01:21:11,792 You thought wrong... 1483 01:21:12,042 --> 01:21:14,000 Drew Careys! 1484 01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,500 Come again? 1485 01:21:15,501 --> 01:21:16,917 Dra Carris? 1486 01:21:17,625 --> 01:21:18,791 I don't quite follow. 1487 01:21:18,792 --> 01:21:20,749 You know, Dracarys!! 1488 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,374 Your Fired!!! 1489 01:21:22,375 --> 01:21:23,125 Wait... 1490 01:21:23,125 --> 01:21:24,125 Wait... 1491 01:21:24,417 --> 01:21:25,792 I can make it in gold... 1492 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,208 Get him out of here! 1493 01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:28,958 Wait... 1494 01:21:29,458 --> 01:21:30,833 What about diamond crusted? 1495 01:21:31,583 --> 01:21:32,333 Diamond crusted!!! 1496 01:21:32,333 --> 01:21:32,958 Out now!!! 1497 01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:33,958 Loser!! 1498 01:21:38,708 --> 01:21:40,000 Ahh that's funny. 1499 01:21:43,958 --> 01:21:46,125 Must obtain more beverage. 1500 01:21:46,542 --> 01:21:47,500 Sorry... 1501 01:21:47,501 --> 01:21:51,375 I just binge watched the entire 8 seasons of Game of Thrones. 1502 01:22:02,333 --> 01:22:04,499 Do you wanna have rock hard abs? 1503 01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:06,707 Well how about a rock hard penis? 1504 01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,999 Well you can have both!! 1505 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:09,499 Introducing... 1506 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:11,499 Steel Labido!!! 1507 01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:13,374 Have you been called pudgy? 1508 01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:15,082 How about flacid? 1509 01:22:15,083 --> 01:22:18,583 You can have a 6 pack torpedo of Steel Labido! 1510 01:22:19,208 --> 01:22:20,000 Just as I thought. 1511 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,000 For only 17 payments 1512 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:21,708 Another quiet night. 1513 01:22:21,709 --> 01:22:22,999 Of $49.95. 1514 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,707 That's the beauty of living out here in the country. 1515 01:22:24,708 --> 01:22:26,082 I don't always work out. 1516 01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:27,749 Still think we should all stay together until morning. 1517 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:28,417 But when I do, 1518 01:22:28,417 --> 01:22:29,208 just to be safe. 1519 01:22:29,209 --> 01:22:30,624 I go hard!! 1520 01:22:30,625 --> 01:22:32,291 We can alternate watches so we can all get some rest. 1521 01:22:32,292 --> 01:22:33,541 Steel Labido!!! 1522 01:22:33,542 --> 01:22:34,083 Daryl?? 1523 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:35,083 Whoo!!! 1524 01:22:35,084 --> 01:22:37,374 Please see a Doctor if your erection lasts longer than 5 hours... 1525 01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:37,750 Figures... 1526 01:22:37,751 --> 01:22:39,111 Not recommended for small children. 1527 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,208 What's going on here? Who the hell are you? 1528 01:22:50,083 --> 01:22:52,207 Deputy Director Johnson. 1529 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:53,208 Welcome 1530 01:22:53,209 --> 01:22:54,583 to the anual Purge. 1531 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:56,999 Sorry about the little boo boo, we... 1532 01:22:57,000 --> 01:22:58,520 forgot to strap you in on the way here. 1533 01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:00,999 What's the meaning of this? 1534 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:02,083 Who are you? 1535 01:23:02,708 --> 01:23:03,874 What do you want with me? 1536 01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:04,875 What do we want? 1537 01:23:04,875 --> 01:23:05,708 Yeah!! 1538 01:23:05,709 --> 01:23:07,832 You think we got all dressed up like this... 1539 01:23:07,833 --> 01:23:09,749 just to come over and say... 1540 01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:11,083 Hello neighbor!?!? 1541 01:23:11,375 --> 01:23:12,750 Come on Harold... 1542 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,749 You're a smart guy! 1543 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:16,000 It's the Purge. 1544 01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:19,916 You know what the word Purge means don't you? 1545 01:23:19,917 --> 01:23:23,750 No! No! You can't touch me! I'm a government official!! 1546 01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:25,875 Well... 1547 01:23:26,417 --> 01:23:28,582 You'll be know as a former... 1548 01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:29,917 government official. 1549 01:23:30,583 --> 01:23:31,749 No! No! 1550 01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:34,249 I have immunity from the Purge! 1551 01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:34,875 Immunity? 1552 01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:35,875 Yes!!! 1553 01:23:41,708 --> 01:23:42,833 Well... 1554 01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:45,208 let's see about that! 1555 01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:48,083 Ahhh!!! 1556 01:23:48,084 --> 01:23:50,041 Ahhh!! That's my fucking hand!!! 1557 01:23:50,042 --> 01:23:50,917 What are you doing??? 1558 01:23:50,918 --> 01:23:52,000 Ahhh!!! 1559 01:23:52,250 --> 01:23:53,874 Looks like you don't have immunity after all. 1560 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:54,750 Fuck!!! 1561 01:23:54,750 --> 01:23:55,250 Nope! 1562 01:23:55,251 --> 01:23:57,166 What the hell man??? That's my, that's my hand!!! 1563 01:23:57,167 --> 01:23:58,125 Not any more. 1564 01:23:58,125 --> 01:23:58,750 Fuck! 1565 01:23:58,751 --> 01:23:59,874 What do you want? Money? You want... 1566 01:23:59,875 --> 01:24:01,791 I can get you money! Do you need money? 1567 01:24:01,792 --> 01:24:02,417 No!!! 1568 01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:03,000 Shit!!! 1569 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:03,625 No!!! 1570 01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:04,500 Mother!!! 1571 01:24:04,501 --> 01:24:06,124 We want your resignation. 1572 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:07,249 What??? Resignation??? 1573 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:09,170 Are you kid... I don't even fucking understand... 1574 01:24:10,417 --> 01:24:11,417 It's simple. 1575 01:24:11,750 --> 01:24:13,249 Consider this... 1576 01:24:13,250 --> 01:24:14,208 a demotion! 1577 01:24:14,208 --> 01:24:15,208 No! Wait! Wait!! 1578 01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:25,208 Oh... 1579 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,000 Oof... 1580 01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:35,167 Must tinkle!!! 1581 01:24:40,875 --> 01:24:43,875 Now which was was that damn bathroom? 1582 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:26,083 Open the gate! 1583 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:07,750 You 3, go to the left to case the house. 1584 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:09,874 You guys, go to the right. 1585 01:26:09,875 --> 01:26:10,875 Keep your eyes open! 1586 01:26:10,876 --> 01:26:12,541 The moneys around here somewhere! 1587 01:26:12,542 --> 01:26:14,167 Show no mercy! 1588 01:26:38,125 --> 01:26:39,499 Oh fuck!! 1589 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:40,500 Ahhhhh!!!!!! 1590 01:26:43,917 --> 01:26:44,875 Sweet Jesus!! 1591 01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:45,667 What was that? 1592 01:26:45,668 --> 01:26:47,499 It sounded like an explosion!!! 1593 01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:49,042 That was a booby trap! 1594 01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:50,791 Either we have visitors, 1595 01:26:50,792 --> 01:26:52,375 or one of them damn goats got out again. 1596 01:26:52,625 --> 01:26:53,874 Kids are you okay??? Are you okay??? 1597 01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:54,750 Yeah, yeah mom we're okay. 1598 01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:55,375 Hey! 1599 01:26:55,375 --> 01:26:56,167 Get him! 1600 01:26:56,167 --> 01:26:56,792 Tom! 1601 01:26:56,792 --> 01:26:57,375 Dad! 1602 01:26:57,375 --> 01:26:57,917 Tom! 1603 01:26:57,917 --> 01:26:58,542 Tom! 1604 01:26:58,542 --> 01:26:59,000 Dad! 1605 01:26:59,000 --> 01:26:59,500 What? What?? 1606 01:26:59,500 --> 01:26:59,958 Wake up! 1607 01:26:59,959 --> 01:27:01,624 There was a loud boom outside!! 1608 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:02,458 I didn't hear anything... 1609 01:27:02,458 --> 01:27:03,083 Come on get up! 1610 01:27:03,083 --> 01:27:03,375 Come on Tom! 1611 01:27:03,375 --> 01:27:03,833 Get up get up! 1612 01:27:03,834 --> 01:27:04,957 Wait! Where's grandma??? 1613 01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:05,458 Come on! 1614 01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:06,583 What??? 1615 01:27:06,583 --> 01:27:07,500 Mom!!! 1616 01:27:07,501 --> 01:27:09,332 Bill, you don't think mom wandered outside? 1617 01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:10,208 Stay Calm! 1618 01:27:10,209 --> 01:27:11,333 Stay calm! 1619 01:27:11,708 --> 01:27:12,500 Daryl! 1620 01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:13,500 I need to talk to you! 1621 01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:14,500 Stay right there. 1622 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:14,833 What's going on? 1623 01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:15,833 We got this! 1624 01:27:16,458 --> 01:27:17,458 Stay right there! 1625 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:23,167 Daryl... 1626 01:27:23,167 --> 01:27:24,042 I need you to stay here 1627 01:27:24,043 --> 01:27:25,250 and protect my family. 1628 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:26,917 I need to go outside, 1629 01:27:26,917 --> 01:27:27,875 check the perimeter 1630 01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:29,000 and see what's going on. 1631 01:27:29,875 --> 01:27:31,374 Yeah sure um... 1632 01:27:31,375 --> 01:27:32,415 How should I protect them? 1633 01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:34,166 With your service piece. 1634 01:27:34,167 --> 01:27:35,000 What do you mean? 1635 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:35,583 I left it at home. 1636 01:27:35,583 --> 01:27:36,583 I'm off duty! 1637 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,500 Jesus Christ Daryl! 1638 01:27:38,708 --> 01:27:40,707 Just because you punch out on the timeclock 1639 01:27:40,708 --> 01:27:43,000 does not mean you stop delivering justice. 1640 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:45,000 Here! 1641 01:27:51,750 --> 01:27:52,750 Use this! 1642 01:27:54,208 --> 01:27:55,666 Do you always carry 2 guns? 1643 01:27:55,667 --> 01:27:56,708 3... 1644 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,167 Alrighty... 1645 01:27:59,917 --> 01:28:01,250 Where's the safety? 1646 01:28:02,875 --> 01:28:04,375 It's called your finger. 1647 01:28:04,917 --> 01:28:06,416 When you're ready to shoot something, 1648 01:28:06,417 --> 01:28:07,875 squeeze the trigger. 1649 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:09,667 Here... 1650 01:28:09,667 --> 01:28:10,667 put these in your pocket. 1651 01:28:10,668 --> 01:28:11,708 You might need them later. 1652 01:28:15,208 --> 01:28:16,375 You got this brother. 1653 01:28:16,583 --> 01:28:17,583 Alright. 1654 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:19,750 Lock the door behind me. 1655 01:28:20,208 --> 01:28:21,375 Be careful out there. 1656 01:28:43,750 --> 01:28:46,500 It's just me and you Betsy! 1657 01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:48,375 Come get some!!! 1658 01:28:48,376 --> 01:28:50,083 Don't be pointing that around the house!!! 1659 01:28:51,167 --> 01:28:53,082 Are you sure you're qualified to handle that thing? 1660 01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:54,499 Yes ma'am! 1661 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:56,541 I'm a sworn officer of the law. 1662 01:28:56,542 --> 01:28:58,417 Here to serve and protect children 1663 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:01,583 and sweet women such as your lovely self. 1664 01:29:02,375 --> 01:29:03,499 Ahhh shit. 1665 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:04,250 Crap!! 1666 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:05,250 You have one? 1667 01:29:05,250 --> 01:29:06,250 You have one for me? 1668 01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:09,250 Thank you. 1669 01:29:11,250 --> 01:29:12,250 Locked and loaded. 1670 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:14,583 My uncle Bill know you have that? 1671 01:29:15,333 --> 01:29:16,875 Yes ma'am he gave it to me. 1672 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:19,458 Oh God help us. 1673 01:29:28,250 --> 01:29:29,542 Pew Pew... 1674 01:29:36,250 --> 01:29:37,375 Jenna? 1675 01:29:48,583 --> 01:29:50,500 Looks like we've got a problem. 1676 01:29:58,000 --> 01:29:59,625 Just as I thought... 1677 01:30:00,208 --> 01:30:01,208 Burrr!!! 1678 01:30:03,375 --> 01:30:04,833 Takes care of that. 1679 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,125 Sweet Jesus! 1680 01:30:09,625 --> 01:30:10,875 Takes care of what? 1681 01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:13,249 Well, the heaters on and... 1682 01:30:13,250 --> 01:30:15,499 someone left the bedroom window open. 1683 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:17,625 I just saved Bill money on his electric bill. 1684 01:30:18,375 --> 01:30:19,375 Our hero! 1685 01:30:20,583 --> 01:30:21,707 You know, you should... 1686 01:30:21,708 --> 01:30:24,833 probably be a little more careful sneaking up from behind people. 1687 01:30:25,167 --> 01:30:26,708 Especially someone who is... 1688 01:30:28,583 --> 01:30:29,583 packing... 1689 01:30:30,375 --> 01:30:31,250 Oh yeah? 1690 01:30:31,251 --> 01:30:33,000 What, would you have busted a cap at me? 1691 01:30:33,333 --> 01:30:34,333 Well... 1692 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:35,832 I wasn't really expecting it. 1693 01:30:35,833 --> 01:30:36,708 And it... 1694 01:30:36,708 --> 01:30:37,583 just happened so fast... 1695 01:30:37,583 --> 01:30:38,333 that I... 1696 01:30:38,334 --> 01:30:40,332 really didn't have enough time to pull out. 1697 01:30:40,333 --> 01:30:41,333 You're lucky! 1698 01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:42,250 Well... 1699 01:30:42,251 --> 01:30:43,771 Maybe you just need some more practice? 1700 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:45,667 I pracitce... 1701 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:47,750 I practice lots! 1702 01:30:48,542 --> 01:30:49,375 I mean... 1703 01:30:49,375 --> 01:30:50,292 not too much! 1704 01:30:50,292 --> 01:30:51,292 But... 1705 01:30:51,417 --> 01:30:52,375 enough! 1706 01:30:52,376 --> 01:30:54,042 I can be ready when the time comes. 1707 01:30:55,542 --> 01:30:56,708 Pulling out's over rated. 1708 01:30:57,250 --> 01:30:58,250 Uh... 1709 01:30:59,167 --> 01:30:59,750 I can... 1710 01:30:59,751 --> 01:31:01,375 keep it in if you prefer... 1711 01:31:03,375 --> 01:31:04,708 So you're on a dating app huh? 1712 01:31:05,083 --> 01:31:07,323 There's no lucky girl at home waiting for you to get off? 1713 01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:09,083 No. 1714 01:31:09,250 --> 01:31:10,707 I don't get out much these days. 1715 01:31:10,708 --> 01:31:11,500 It's... 1716 01:31:11,501 --> 01:31:13,000 hard to meet real people. 1717 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:14,000 So, 1718 01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:16,875 I figured... why not try the old interwebs? 1719 01:31:17,208 --> 01:31:19,000 But I'm here with you, right now... 1720 01:31:19,250 --> 01:31:20,500 Am I not real to you? 1721 01:31:21,708 --> 01:31:22,749 I mean... 1722 01:31:22,750 --> 01:31:24,500 you look real... 1723 01:31:24,708 --> 01:31:26,208 and... 1724 01:31:26,542 --> 01:31:29,583 I'm not one to question the validity of a womans anatomy. 1725 01:31:30,083 --> 01:31:31,083 But, 1726 01:31:31,875 --> 01:31:33,083 from what I can tell, 1727 01:31:33,667 --> 01:31:35,750 you're as beautiful a woman as they come! 1728 01:31:41,083 --> 01:31:42,083 You're cute! 1729 01:31:42,167 --> 01:31:43,249 Umm... 1730 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:44,375 thanks, you, you're... 1731 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:46,000 you're very... 1732 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:47,500 Thank you! 1733 01:31:47,875 --> 01:31:48,542 Come on Daryl. 1734 01:31:48,543 --> 01:31:49,750 We should stick together. 1735 01:31:59,167 --> 01:32:01,083 Looks like we got ourselves some visitors. 1736 01:32:35,458 --> 01:32:36,999 What in the hell is going on out there? 1737 01:32:37,000 --> 01:32:37,833 I don't know. 1738 01:32:37,834 --> 01:32:39,754 It sounds like people are shooting at each other. 1739 01:32:56,500 --> 01:32:57,167 Shit!!! 1740 01:32:57,417 --> 01:32:59,750 Those are definitely different calibers firing. 1741 01:33:00,542 --> 01:33:01,917 Do you see anyone out there? 1742 01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:04,000 That's a lot of gun fire. 1743 01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:05,625 Even I can hear that. 1744 01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:08,500 Sub-machine gun, 9mm. 1745 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:11,000 Heard that all day long when I was overseas. 1746 01:33:11,583 --> 01:33:12,707 Can you see Bill? 1747 01:33:12,708 --> 01:33:13,875 Is he okay? 1748 01:33:15,167 --> 01:33:17,000 It's difficult to make of what's going on. 1749 01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,800 Should somebody go out there and check on him? 1750 01:33:25,375 --> 01:33:28,082 Honey, maybe we should get away from the window and... 1751 01:33:28,083 --> 01:33:30,375 go back to the couch where it's safer? 1752 01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:34,000 I think Daryl has things in hand here. 1753 01:33:35,042 --> 01:33:38,042 I'm pretty sure I've seen multiple people moving around out there. 1754 01:33:38,792 --> 01:33:40,124 I think we're surrounded. 1755 01:33:40,125 --> 01:33:41,542 Oh my God... 1756 01:33:41,875 --> 01:33:42,750 Tom! 1757 01:33:42,751 --> 01:33:44,874 Should you go out there and help Bill? 1758 01:33:44,875 --> 01:33:48,000 My duty is to stay right here and look after my family! 1759 01:33:48,542 --> 01:33:51,000 Bill's trained to handle this sort of thing. 1760 01:33:51,375 --> 01:33:52,875 I'm sure he's okay. 1761 01:33:53,708 --> 01:33:56,375 Come on, let's go back to the living room where it's safe. 1762 01:33:56,708 --> 01:33:57,875 Jenna, you too! 1763 01:33:58,667 --> 01:34:00,027 No, I'm gonna stay here with Daryl. 1764 01:34:00,375 --> 01:34:01,042 Come on! 1765 01:34:01,043 --> 01:34:02,667 No, I can take care of myself dad! 1766 01:34:50,250 --> 01:34:51,875 Jax Maxwell!?!? 1767 01:34:54,375 --> 01:34:55,375 Sergeant... 1768 01:34:55,375 --> 01:34:56,208 Jax... 1769 01:34:56,208 --> 01:34:57,208 Maxwell!?!? 1770 01:35:12,167 --> 01:35:13,167 Fucking body armor!!! 1771 01:35:13,667 --> 01:35:14,042 I... 1772 01:35:14,043 --> 01:35:15,542 think I hear a skilsaw... 1773 01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:27,958 What the hell is that? 1774 01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:30,958 Wait, where are you going? 1775 01:35:30,959 --> 01:35:32,082 I'm going in the other room. 1776 01:35:32,083 --> 01:35:33,083 There's something out there. 1777 01:35:33,084 --> 01:35:34,457 I need to get a better look. 1778 01:35:34,458 --> 01:35:36,083 I need you to stay here with your family. 1779 01:35:36,625 --> 01:35:37,375 I'll be right back! 1780 01:35:37,375 --> 01:35:38,375 Okay! 1781 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:41,250 Wait, you promise??? 1782 01:35:42,917 --> 01:35:44,250 Fuck yeah I do!!! 1783 01:35:45,500 --> 01:35:46,500 Uh, what was that??? 1784 01:35:48,500 --> 01:35:49,500 A pinky swear... 1785 01:36:36,667 --> 01:36:38,750 What the hell is that? 1786 01:36:40,375 --> 01:36:41,208 Ahhh!!! 1787 01:36:41,209 --> 01:36:42,500 Jesus Christ!!! 1788 01:36:47,042 --> 01:36:48,667 What the hell was that? 1789 01:36:49,583 --> 01:36:50,167 Okay... 1790 01:36:50,375 --> 01:36:51,000 Okay. 1791 01:36:51,000 --> 01:36:52,000 Okay, Okay, Okay... 1792 01:36:53,208 --> 01:36:54,583 I know I'm not crazy. 1793 01:37:02,583 --> 01:37:03,583 Hey!! 1794 01:37:03,917 --> 01:37:04,917 Hello?? 1795 01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,250 Give us the money man... 1796 01:37:07,583 --> 01:37:08,750 and we'll let you live. 1797 01:37:11,542 --> 01:37:12,542 Stay back!! 1798 01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:14,042 I will shoot... 1799 01:37:14,583 --> 01:37:15,875 If you come any closer! 1800 01:37:24,083 --> 01:37:25,374 I told you... 1801 01:37:25,375 --> 01:37:26,500 to stay back!! 1802 01:37:27,042 --> 01:37:28,042 Listen Daryl... 1803 01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:30,082 Let's talk about this man to man. 1804 01:37:30,083 --> 01:37:31,500 I don't want to hurt you. 1805 01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:34,500 I can get you out of this situation! 1806 01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:37,083 How... 1807 01:37:38,083 --> 01:37:39,583 How do you know my name??? 1808 01:37:39,875 --> 01:37:40,875 And why should I... 1809 01:37:40,876 --> 01:37:43,208 trust someone who's holding an axe and wearing a mask??? 1810 01:37:43,500 --> 01:37:44,542 Okay, okay... 1811 01:37:45,375 --> 01:37:46,542 I'll drop my weapon, 1812 01:37:47,250 --> 01:37:48,250 and lift up my mask. 1813 01:37:53,792 --> 01:37:54,792 There... 1814 01:37:55,167 --> 01:37:56,167 is that better? 1815 01:37:57,250 --> 01:37:58,250 No!!! 1816 01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:00,875 Look! 1817 01:38:01,167 --> 01:38:02,916 The guys know the money's in there. 1818 01:38:02,917 --> 01:38:05,375 Just hand it over, and this will all be over. 1819 01:38:05,625 --> 01:38:06,292 Look. 1820 01:38:06,293 --> 01:38:07,500 I'm taking off my mask. 1821 01:38:12,875 --> 01:38:15,333 I don't know anything about any money. 1822 01:38:15,833 --> 01:38:17,708 Stop playing games man. 1823 01:38:18,583 --> 01:38:19,999 The guys know the money's in there 1824 01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:21,625 and they're gonna stop at nothing... 1825 01:38:22,083 --> 01:38:23,625 Including killing your ass. 1826 01:38:24,333 --> 01:38:26,458 I can get you out of this situation. 1827 01:38:27,417 --> 01:38:28,417 Let me help you. 1828 01:38:29,125 --> 01:38:31,250 You know it's not safe to be here. 1829 01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:38,000 You know it's not safe to be here. 1830 01:38:40,417 --> 01:38:41,417 It's you. 1831 01:38:42,375 --> 01:38:44,000 You're the guy from the gas station! 1832 01:38:45,083 --> 01:38:46,832 I knew you didn't want to help me! 1833 01:38:46,833 --> 01:38:48,083 You just wanted to kill me!! 1834 01:38:51,375 --> 01:38:53,000 I'm not gonna tell you again. 1835 01:38:54,333 --> 01:38:57,333 If you don't hand over that 1.4 million dollars... 1836 01:38:58,083 --> 01:38:59,708 I'm gonna come in that house... 1837 01:39:00,333 --> 01:39:02,708 and kill every last one of you motherfuckers! 1838 01:39:03,583 --> 01:39:04,833 It's your choice. 1839 01:39:05,708 --> 01:39:06,749 Look man, 1840 01:39:06,750 --> 01:39:07,750 you must have a... 1841 01:39:07,875 --> 01:39:09,042 a hearing problem. 1842 01:39:09,375 --> 01:39:10,042 Because... 1843 01:39:10,043 --> 01:39:11,125 I've already told you 1844 01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:12,749 I don't know anything 1845 01:39:12,750 --> 01:39:14,042 about any money. 1846 01:39:15,583 --> 01:39:16,583 Fine. 1847 01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:18,000 Have it your way. 1848 01:39:18,750 --> 01:39:20,250 But I tried to be nice. 1849 01:39:22,875 --> 01:39:24,375 You're not coming in this house. 1850 01:39:24,875 --> 01:39:26,083 And I don't... 1851 01:39:26,375 --> 01:39:27,208 want... 1852 01:39:27,209 --> 01:39:28,375 to shoot you. Okay?? 1853 01:39:29,375 --> 01:39:30,375 Shit!!!! 1854 01:39:30,376 --> 01:39:32,208 You're aiming sucks and for all I know, 1855 01:39:32,708 --> 01:39:34,542 You're probably out of bullets. 1856 01:39:36,083 --> 01:39:37,208 I know what you're thinking. 1857 01:39:37,583 --> 01:39:39,000 Have I shot 6 shots? 1858 01:39:39,500 --> 01:39:40,875 Or have I shot 5??? 1859 01:39:43,375 --> 01:39:44,542 Shit!!! 1860 01:39:45,250 --> 01:39:46,542 How many shots did I shoot? 1861 01:39:48,417 --> 01:39:49,583 Game over man. 1862 01:39:54,500 --> 01:39:55,541 I don't... 1863 01:39:55,542 --> 01:39:56,667 want to hurt you. 1864 01:39:59,042 --> 01:40:00,042 Goodbye Daryl. 1865 01:40:01,250 --> 01:40:02,250 Oh fu... 1866 01:40:11,250 --> 01:40:12,250 I'm sorry! 1867 01:40:13,583 --> 01:40:14,583 Shit. 1868 01:40:37,500 --> 01:40:39,625 Jesus fucking Christ Daryl! 1869 01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,750 Keep it together, keep it together. 1870 01:40:56,583 --> 01:40:59,082 Oh right there... Oh. 1871 01:40:59,083 --> 01:41:00,000 Yes! 1872 01:41:00,001 --> 01:41:01,374 Oh! 1873 01:41:01,375 --> 01:41:02,749 Yes! 1874 01:41:02,750 --> 01:41:03,375 Yes! 1875 01:41:03,375 --> 01:41:04,125 Oh! 1876 01:41:04,125 --> 01:41:05,125 Oh! 1877 01:41:05,458 --> 01:41:06,458 Oh! 1878 01:41:06,625 --> 01:41:07,625 Oh! 1879 01:41:08,083 --> 01:41:09,124 Mmmm... 1880 01:41:09,125 --> 01:41:10,125 Oh yeah! 1881 01:41:10,500 --> 01:41:11,500 Oh! 1882 01:41:11,625 --> 01:41:12,542 Oh!!! 1883 01:41:12,542 --> 01:41:13,542 Oh!!!!!! 1884 01:41:13,625 --> 01:41:16,000 Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1885 01:41:16,417 --> 01:41:18,167 Oh yes!!!!! 1886 01:41:18,625 --> 01:41:19,625 Put my legs up. 1887 01:41:21,167 --> 01:41:21,625 No no. 1888 01:41:21,625 --> 01:41:22,625 Put them back down. 1889 01:41:24,292 --> 01:41:25,292 Put your legs up! 1890 01:41:26,125 --> 01:41:27,667 Yes!!!! 1891 01:41:28,167 --> 01:41:29,417 Spin the other way... 1892 01:41:30,583 --> 01:41:31,167 Oh!! 1893 01:41:31,168 --> 01:41:34,333 Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! 1894 01:41:38,000 --> 01:41:39,167 What was that? 1895 01:41:40,083 --> 01:41:41,333 Like 19 times? 1896 01:41:43,000 --> 01:41:45,667 Oh baby, thers gonna be more! 1897 01:41:46,333 --> 01:41:48,250 What else could we possibly do? 1898 01:41:49,583 --> 01:41:51,500 I have a surprise for you! 1899 01:41:51,708 --> 01:41:52,708 Oh! 1900 01:42:00,917 --> 01:42:02,375 Oh Richard!!! 1901 01:42:04,208 --> 01:42:05,500 Surprise #1. 1902 01:42:07,250 --> 01:42:08,708 Pucker up sweet cheeks! 1903 01:42:13,875 --> 01:42:16,542 Now what in the fuck is that?? 1904 01:42:27,208 --> 01:42:28,500 Who you supposed to be? 1905 01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:30,208 Little dead riding hood? 1906 01:42:32,083 --> 01:42:33,083 I don't get the joke. 1907 01:42:34,083 --> 01:42:35,708 The only funny thing I saw tonight was... 1908 01:42:36,417 --> 01:42:37,167 your friend 1909 01:42:37,168 --> 01:42:38,250 setting off my Tannerite. 1910 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:40,042 Now that was funny! 1911 01:42:41,542 --> 01:42:42,542 Man... 1912 01:42:42,875 --> 01:42:45,500 Wish I had my security camera setup to my DVR. 1913 01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:48,583 I'm just happy nobody's killed you yet. 1914 01:42:49,250 --> 01:42:50,542 Well, that makes 2 of us. 1915 01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:52,249 And now that we agree on something, 1916 01:42:52,250 --> 01:42:53,250 let's call it a night. 1917 01:42:53,875 --> 01:42:54,667 Oh no. 1918 01:42:54,668 --> 01:42:56,750 That just means I get to kill you myself. 1919 01:42:57,375 --> 01:42:59,375 Are you still mad 'cause I did't call? 1920 01:43:01,667 --> 01:43:02,874 That was for fun. 1921 01:43:02,875 --> 01:43:04,083 This is business. 1922 01:43:05,083 --> 01:43:06,083 Come again? 1923 01:43:06,750 --> 01:43:07,750 Not this round. 1924 01:43:08,375 --> 01:43:09,083 This time... 1925 01:43:09,083 --> 01:43:10,083 you gotta go! 1926 01:43:14,875 --> 01:43:16,083 Bring it on sugar tits! 1927 01:43:19,292 --> 01:43:20,292 Alright pops. 1928 01:43:20,375 --> 01:43:21,416 But this time... 1929 01:43:21,417 --> 01:43:23,125 we're playing for keeps. 1930 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:37,530 You know you're not playing fair! 1931 01:43:38,250 --> 01:43:39,542 I'd never hit a lady! 1932 01:43:40,250 --> 01:43:41,625 Come on you fucking pussy!! 1933 01:43:46,250 --> 01:43:47,582 Nothing pisses me off more 1934 01:43:47,583 --> 01:43:48,707 than being treated like a woman 1935 01:43:48,708 --> 01:43:50,082 who can't handle her shit!! 1936 01:43:50,083 --> 01:43:51,207 I don't mean to offend, 1937 01:43:51,208 --> 01:43:51,750 but... 1938 01:43:51,751 --> 01:43:52,999 I'm old fashioned! 1939 01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:54,332 And lucky for you, 1940 01:43:54,333 --> 01:43:55,833 I'm getting tired of this shit! 1941 01:44:03,792 --> 01:44:06,125 Well that wasn't very gentleman like of you! 1942 01:44:07,875 --> 01:44:08,875 I know. 1943 01:44:09,542 --> 01:44:11,500 I usually don't do head until the 2nd date. 1944 01:44:11,792 --> 01:44:14,232 But things have always been moving a little fast for you and I. 1945 01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:16,375 I'm not quite sure how this counts. 1946 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:18,583 Let's just call it a 2nd date. 1947 01:44:20,167 --> 01:44:23,082 Well, as stimulating as this conversation has been, 1948 01:44:23,083 --> 01:44:24,963 I'm gonna have to cut things a little bit short. 1949 01:44:26,333 --> 01:44:26,875 See... 1950 01:44:27,208 --> 01:44:29,000 You have something that belongs to us. 1951 01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:31,208 And I think we'll be taking it back now. 1952 01:45:07,875 --> 01:45:09,000 Ahhh!!!!! 1953 01:45:12,167 --> 01:45:13,167 Ahhh!!!!! 1954 01:45:18,208 --> 01:45:20,083 Enjoy you're early retirement Bill! 1955 01:45:26,667 --> 01:45:27,750 God damnit!!! 1956 01:45:28,250 --> 01:45:29,250 Keep pressure on it!! 1957 01:45:55,750 --> 01:45:57,000 What a waste. 1958 01:46:35,958 --> 01:46:36,625 Oh! 1959 01:46:36,958 --> 01:46:37,958 Oh!!!! 1960 01:46:38,333 --> 01:46:39,333 Oh! 1961 01:46:39,375 --> 01:46:40,375 Oh!!! 1962 01:46:40,458 --> 01:46:41,000 Oh!!! 1963 01:46:41,458 --> 01:46:43,125 Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1964 01:46:45,542 --> 01:46:45,917 Hi. 1965 01:46:45,918 --> 01:46:47,624 You've reached the voicemail of Captain Richard Sully. 1966 01:46:47,625 --> 01:46:48,125 Crap!!! 1967 01:46:48,542 --> 01:46:50,342 I'm not available to take your call right now. 1968 01:46:50,625 --> 01:46:53,625 But please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. 1969 01:46:53,875 --> 01:46:54,875 Thanks! 1970 01:46:56,375 --> 01:46:57,375 Captain Sully! 1971 01:46:58,000 --> 01:46:59,000 It's Bill!! 1972 01:47:00,000 --> 01:47:01,625 Got some shit going down at my house. 1973 01:47:05,875 --> 01:47:07,000 Looks like cops! 1974 01:47:11,708 --> 01:47:12,250 I... 1975 01:47:12,251 --> 01:47:13,583 I recognize one of them as... 1976 01:47:14,500 --> 01:47:16,167 Jax Maxwell. 1977 01:47:25,500 --> 01:47:26,875 You're the only one I trust. 1978 01:47:27,708 --> 01:47:29,625 Get your ass down here as soon as you get this! 1979 01:47:29,875 --> 01:47:31,125 And hurry the fuck up! 1980 01:47:40,875 --> 01:47:42,083 Fuckin' dick! 1981 01:48:03,750 --> 01:48:05,000 Let's play some more! 1982 01:48:21,083 --> 01:48:21,583 What? 1983 01:48:21,875 --> 01:48:23,875 You thought sneaking up on me I'd be shocked? 1984 01:48:25,250 --> 01:48:26,370 You wanna start some static? 1985 01:48:44,833 --> 01:48:45,958 You wanna play with knives? 1986 01:49:28,458 --> 01:49:30,333 I got nothin' on that! 1987 01:50:05,750 --> 01:50:07,000 Missed call from Bill? 1988 01:50:07,375 --> 01:50:09,055 What in the hell does he want at this hour? 1989 01:50:09,083 --> 01:50:10,000 Who cares?? 1990 01:50:10,001 --> 01:50:11,500 Get your tush back over here! 1991 01:50:12,208 --> 01:50:14,583 Just a minute Marge, this could be important. 1992 01:50:15,625 --> 01:50:17,416 Oh Richard!! 1993 01:50:17,417 --> 01:50:19,542 I said just a minute! 1994 01:50:24,500 --> 01:50:25,708 Where's the other butt plug? 1995 01:50:27,042 --> 01:50:28,875 Your turn!!! 1996 01:50:30,875 --> 01:50:35,208 Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1997 01:50:36,583 --> 01:50:38,167 Ahhhh!?!?!? 1998 01:50:39,083 --> 01:50:40,582 Oh... 1999 01:50:40,583 --> 01:50:42,042 yeah!!!!! 2000 01:50:56,917 --> 01:50:58,167 Sorry Bill. 2001 01:50:58,500 --> 01:50:59,917 He got the drop on me. 2002 01:51:06,042 --> 01:51:07,250 Drop your weapon... 2003 01:51:08,083 --> 01:51:09,250 or I'll shoot him. 2004 01:51:09,875 --> 01:51:10,875 Alright. 2005 01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:12,000 Take it easy. 2006 01:51:12,667 --> 01:51:13,667 Nobody needs to get hurt. 2007 01:51:22,000 --> 01:51:23,000 I'm unarmed. 2008 01:51:24,667 --> 01:51:25,827 I've waited all day for this. 2009 01:51:26,667 --> 01:51:27,667 Who are you? 2010 01:51:28,875 --> 01:51:30,500 I see you managed to take out my men. 2011 01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:33,708 You picked the wrong house buddy. 2012 01:51:34,875 --> 01:51:35,875 I'm not your buddy. 2013 01:51:36,875 --> 01:51:38,000 I'm your worst nightmare! 2014 01:51:38,542 --> 01:51:39,542 Hey! 2015 01:51:40,375 --> 01:51:41,875 What the hell's wrong with this thing? 2016 01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:48,250 I'm your worst nightmare! 2017 01:51:49,000 --> 01:51:50,124 And tonight... 2018 01:51:50,125 --> 01:51:51,667 I will Purge you from existance! 2019 01:51:52,375 --> 01:51:53,500 What's with the disguise? 2020 01:51:54,750 --> 01:51:56,167 You affraid to face me like a man? 2021 01:51:57,125 --> 01:51:58,125 What? 2022 01:51:58,292 --> 01:51:59,292 Are you a coward? 2023 01:51:59,667 --> 01:52:00,827 I'll show you who's a coward! 2024 01:52:02,750 --> 01:52:04,042 You'll beg me to spare your life 2025 01:52:04,333 --> 01:52:06,083 after you watch me carve up 2026 01:52:06,458 --> 01:52:08,208 each and every person you love 2027 01:52:08,458 --> 01:52:09,582 into itty 2028 01:52:09,583 --> 01:52:10,208 bitty 2029 01:52:10,208 --> 01:52:10,750 pieces! 2030 01:52:10,751 --> 01:52:11,958 Shit!!! 2031 01:52:12,750 --> 01:52:14,270 What the hell is wrong with this thing? 2032 01:52:15,958 --> 01:52:17,375 Why doesn't anything go as planned? 2033 01:52:17,833 --> 01:52:18,833 Aidan? 2034 01:52:19,125 --> 01:52:20,250 Aidan is that you??? 2035 01:52:20,750 --> 01:52:21,750 Shut up!! 2036 01:52:29,750 --> 01:52:30,375 Aidan!!! 2037 01:52:30,625 --> 01:52:31,875 What in the hell are you doing? 2038 01:52:35,000 --> 01:52:36,000 I don't need a mask. 2039 01:52:37,667 --> 01:52:38,667 No more hiding. 2040 01:52:39,208 --> 01:52:40,375 Aidan we're partners!!! 2041 01:52:41,083 --> 01:52:42,083 I'm not your partner! 2042 01:52:43,750 --> 01:52:44,750 I'm not your friend! 2043 01:52:46,000 --> 01:52:47,000 You... 2044 01:52:47,083 --> 01:52:47,708 Daryl, 2045 01:52:48,083 --> 01:52:49,083 your family. 2046 01:52:50,208 --> 01:52:52,128 You're everything that's wrong with this country! 2047 01:52:52,500 --> 01:52:54,500 You're the reason this country needs the Purge! 2048 01:52:55,833 --> 01:52:56,833 And I'm gonna enjoy... 2049 01:52:57,083 --> 01:52:58,208 every last minute of it. 2050 01:52:59,250 --> 01:53:00,250 Aidan, 2051 01:53:00,417 --> 01:53:01,697 It doesn't have to end this way. 2052 01:53:02,125 --> 01:53:03,250 You can just walk away. 2053 01:53:03,750 --> 01:53:04,750 No!! 2054 01:53:06,250 --> 01:53:07,875 It definitely has to end this way! 2055 01:53:09,542 --> 01:53:11,250 I'm not gonna walk away empty handed. 2056 01:53:12,083 --> 01:53:13,374 What do you want from me Aidan? 2057 01:53:13,375 --> 01:53:14,583 What's this all about? 2058 01:53:16,083 --> 01:53:17,667 Like I told you before... 2059 01:53:18,708 --> 01:53:20,000 Word on the street is... 2060 01:53:21,083 --> 01:53:22,375 you had a big bust. 2061 01:53:23,208 --> 01:53:24,667 Scored a hefty chunk of change. 2062 01:53:27,208 --> 01:53:28,582 Log books say... 2063 01:53:28,583 --> 01:53:29,875 1.4 million 2064 01:53:30,375 --> 01:53:31,375 placed into evidence. 2065 01:53:32,750 --> 01:53:34,083 But we checked the boxes. 2066 01:53:34,708 --> 01:53:35,708 There's no money. 2067 01:53:37,083 --> 01:53:38,083 So my thought is... 2068 01:53:39,500 --> 01:53:41,708 you added yourself a little bonus to your retirement. 2069 01:53:43,042 --> 01:53:44,416 You don't know what you're talking about. 2070 01:53:44,417 --> 01:53:45,417 I didn't take any money. 2071 01:53:46,417 --> 01:53:47,583 Tell me where the money is... 2072 01:53:50,875 --> 01:53:52,374 or I'm gonna start peeling them 2073 01:53:52,375 --> 01:53:53,583 one by one 2074 01:53:54,500 --> 01:53:55,667 until you do. 2075 01:53:57,500 --> 01:53:58,500 I told you 2076 01:53:58,583 --> 01:54:00,750 I don't know anything about any money, 2077 01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:03,000 Okay. 2078 01:54:03,750 --> 01:54:04,750 You want games. 2079 01:54:06,417 --> 01:54:07,667 Let's play games. 2080 01:54:09,250 --> 01:54:10,500 I'll find the money. 2081 01:54:12,875 --> 01:54:14,000 To be totally honest, 2082 01:54:14,583 --> 01:54:16,263 I was planning on killing everybody anyway. 2083 01:54:20,000 --> 01:54:22,083 Seeing as how I can be a generous guy, 2084 01:54:23,917 --> 01:54:25,875 I'm gonna let you pick who dies first. 2085 01:54:27,625 --> 01:54:28,792 So who's it gonna be? 2086 01:54:30,375 --> 01:54:31,750 The pretty little niece? 2087 01:54:35,917 --> 01:54:37,167 Tell me my love... 2088 01:54:38,250 --> 01:54:38,875 How do you like it? 2089 01:54:38,876 --> 01:54:40,042 Get your hands off her!! 2090 01:54:40,625 --> 01:54:41,625 Fast? 2091 01:54:42,292 --> 01:54:43,375 Slow? 2092 01:54:45,125 --> 01:54:48,125 Maybe your little nephew wants to volunteer. 2093 01:54:49,292 --> 01:54:50,292 Get off me! 2094 01:54:50,958 --> 01:54:53,958 Do you want to be tonights first little sacrifice? 2095 01:54:55,708 --> 01:54:56,708 Uh oh! 2096 01:54:58,833 --> 01:55:00,333 Looks like we had a little accident. 2097 01:55:04,083 --> 01:55:05,624 Should have worn the yellow pants. 2098 01:55:05,625 --> 01:55:06,625 Fuck you!! 2099 01:55:07,000 --> 01:55:09,250 Now you have Pee-Jay's! 2100 01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:24,082 Awe fuck it! 2101 01:55:24,083 --> 01:55:25,083 We're out of time. 2102 01:55:26,375 --> 01:55:27,375 I guess 2103 01:55:27,583 --> 01:55:29,583 I'm just gonna have to choose for you Bill. 2104 01:55:30,833 --> 01:55:32,207 I like to keep it classy 2105 01:55:32,208 --> 01:55:33,583 being a gentlemen and all. 2106 01:55:34,167 --> 01:55:35,167 So... 2107 01:55:36,667 --> 01:55:37,000 No!!!! 2108 01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:38,000 Ladies first! 2109 01:55:38,000 --> 01:55:38,500 Wait!!! 2110 01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:40,000 Well? 2111 01:55:40,708 --> 01:55:42,708 You gonna tell me who dies first? 2112 01:55:44,208 --> 01:55:45,583 Or where the money is? 2113 01:55:46,333 --> 01:55:47,833 I've decided who dies first. 2114 01:55:48,875 --> 01:55:49,875 Well? 2115 01:55:50,250 --> 01:55:50,792 You... 2116 01:55:50,792 --> 01:55:51,792 Dickhead! 2117 01:56:34,583 --> 01:56:35,583 Everybody alright? 2118 01:56:36,083 --> 01:56:36,542 Yeah I think so. 2119 01:56:36,542 --> 01:56:37,542 Everybody okay? 2120 01:56:38,000 --> 01:56:39,680 It would be nice to get out of these cuffs. 2121 01:56:40,250 --> 01:56:41,500 I got to give it to you Bill. 2122 01:56:42,875 --> 01:56:43,875 I didn't see that coming. 2123 01:56:44,750 --> 01:56:45,750 Where's grandma? 2124 01:56:47,375 --> 01:56:48,583 Knowing my men, 2125 01:56:50,250 --> 01:56:51,417 They gutted her already. 2126 01:56:52,375 --> 01:56:53,750 You son of a bitch!! 2127 01:56:54,417 --> 01:56:56,017 You're not gonna walk away from this one! 2128 01:57:01,167 --> 01:57:02,167 Well. 2129 01:57:02,917 --> 01:57:04,083 Saved by the bell. 2130 01:57:05,583 --> 01:57:07,083 Look's like it's too late for you. 2131 01:57:15,250 --> 01:57:16,250 God damn! 2132 01:57:16,750 --> 01:57:17,750 That shit hurts! 2133 01:57:20,250 --> 01:57:21,416 That was a close one! 2134 01:57:21,417 --> 01:57:23,125 You're not gonna get away with this. 2135 01:57:24,542 --> 01:57:25,625 It's too late buddy. 2136 01:57:27,000 --> 01:57:28,000 The Purge is over. 2137 01:57:29,375 --> 01:57:31,735 Should have packed something a little bit bigger down there. 2138 01:57:34,917 --> 01:57:35,917 See you at work. 2139 01:57:44,583 --> 01:57:45,583 Captain! 2140 01:57:45,958 --> 01:57:47,208 Hey, is everybody okay? 2141 01:57:47,625 --> 01:57:48,708 That was a close one! 2142 01:57:49,583 --> 01:57:51,082 Hey buddy, I'm sorry I missed your call. 2143 01:57:51,083 --> 01:57:54,458 But all emergency services were down and I got here as quick as I could. 2144 01:57:54,875 --> 01:57:55,875 Just in time. 2145 01:57:56,167 --> 01:57:57,167 You saved my ass. 2146 01:57:59,167 --> 01:58:00,167 Are you okay? 2147 01:58:00,917 --> 01:58:01,417 Huh? 2148 01:58:01,875 --> 01:58:02,417 No. 2149 01:58:02,418 --> 01:58:05,417 No, I think I might have slipped somehting in my lower back. 2150 01:58:05,667 --> 01:58:06,667 I'll be okay. 2151 01:58:07,167 --> 01:58:08,624 Hey, thats quite a mess you made outside. 2152 01:58:08,625 --> 01:58:10,375 Looks like you had quite a night. 2153 01:58:11,167 --> 01:58:12,083 My partner... 2154 01:58:12,084 --> 01:58:13,167 who you just took out.. 2155 01:58:13,708 --> 01:58:15,208 And a group of his friends, 2156 01:58:15,833 --> 01:58:18,083 appear to be from the State police task force. 2157 01:58:19,833 --> 01:58:22,500 And the rest I suspect work for the agency. 2158 01:58:23,708 --> 01:58:24,833 Oh yeah... 2159 01:58:25,083 --> 01:58:27,000 It's too bad about Sasha and Jax. 2160 01:58:28,000 --> 01:58:29,320 Did they get what they were after? 2161 01:58:29,583 --> 01:58:31,375 Well, Daryl and I are still alive. 2162 01:58:32,000 --> 01:58:34,083 Although he's gonna wake up with a mighty headache. 2163 01:58:34,792 --> 01:58:35,872 So I'm gonna have to say... 2164 01:58:36,125 --> 01:58:37,542 They did not complete their mission. 2165 01:58:38,375 --> 01:58:39,250 So... 2166 01:58:39,251 --> 01:58:40,291 they didn't get the money. 2167 01:58:41,625 --> 01:58:42,625 The money? 2168 01:58:43,042 --> 01:58:44,042 Yeah! 2169 01:58:44,208 --> 01:58:45,750 The money from the Velasco bust! 2170 01:58:46,708 --> 01:58:48,167 That's what they came here for right? 2171 01:58:49,375 --> 01:58:50,895 I assume you stashed it somewhere safe. 2172 01:58:51,875 --> 01:58:53,375 I never said anything about any money. 2173 01:58:54,208 --> 01:58:56,166 Yes you did, in your voicemail. 2174 01:58:56,167 --> 01:58:59,374 You told me that Aidan was here 2175 01:58:59,375 --> 01:59:01,583 with his men and to get the money. 2176 01:59:02,375 --> 01:59:03,750 I never said it was Aidan. 2177 01:59:04,208 --> 01:59:06,082 He didn't take his mask off until 2178 01:59:06,083 --> 01:59:07,167 well into this. 2179 01:59:08,875 --> 01:59:09,708 Damnit Bill. 2180 01:59:09,709 --> 01:59:11,249 It wasn't supposed to go down like this. 2181 01:59:11,250 --> 01:59:12,667 Put your hands behind your head. 2182 01:59:15,292 --> 01:59:16,917 Now turn around and get on your knees. 2183 01:59:28,500 --> 01:59:30,460 You know I tried to get you away from all of this? 2184 01:59:30,917 --> 01:59:31,875 All you had to do 2185 01:59:31,876 --> 01:59:34,250 was finish your last 2 weeks in FIRE. 2186 01:59:36,250 --> 01:59:37,875 Where's my million dollars? 2187 01:59:40,250 --> 01:59:40,750 It's... 2188 01:59:41,083 --> 01:59:42,083 1... 2189 01:59:42,250 --> 01:59:43,000 point... 2190 01:59:43,250 --> 01:59:44,250 4... 2191 01:59:44,542 --> 01:59:45,542 million... 2192 01:59:48,042 --> 01:59:50,250 Jesus Christ!!! 2193 01:59:50,750 --> 01:59:51,750 Boss. 2194 01:59:52,125 --> 01:59:54,833 Will you please shut the fuck up and die already? 2195 02:00:03,125 --> 02:00:04,500 So where's my 1 point... 2196 02:00:05,125 --> 02:00:06,250 4 million dollars??? 2197 02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:08,240 Why are you doing this Captain? 2198 02:00:10,292 --> 02:00:12,750 You think I'm going to walk away from this agency... 2199 02:00:13,042 --> 02:00:15,667 with that shitty retirement salary they're gonna give me? 2200 02:00:17,250 --> 02:00:18,375 You know I gave my life... 2201 02:00:18,917 --> 02:00:21,375 gave 30 years of my life to this shithole! 2202 02:00:22,375 --> 02:00:24,750 I knew that Velasco bust would be a big take. 2203 02:00:25,208 --> 02:00:27,332 It was just enough to set me up nicely 2204 02:00:27,333 --> 02:00:29,333 where no one would even know it's gone. 2205 02:00:30,458 --> 02:00:33,458 All you had to do was allow my men to take the money. 2206 02:00:34,583 --> 02:00:35,208 Hell... 2207 02:00:35,209 --> 02:00:36,249 I would have cut you in. 2208 02:00:36,250 --> 02:00:38,458 But I knew that you were too much of a good old boy. 2209 02:00:41,042 --> 02:00:43,417 But you just had to process the scene. 2210 02:00:44,792 --> 02:00:45,792 I'll find the money. 2211 02:00:46,792 --> 02:00:49,125 But I'm affraid I can't leave any loose ends. 2212 02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:51,000 What?? 2213 02:00:53,792 --> 02:00:55,750 Well I may just have to call this in. 2214 02:00:56,000 --> 02:00:57,042 Let's see what I've got... 2215 02:00:58,375 --> 02:00:59,666 1 agent down. 2216 02:00:59,667 --> 02:01:00,667 Maybe uh... 2217 02:01:00,875 --> 02:01:02,208 6 other casualties? 2218 02:01:03,167 --> 02:01:05,500 Hey, you know your voicemail was the perfect alibi. 2219 02:01:05,875 --> 02:01:07,875 Unfortunately by the time I arrived here, 2220 02:01:08,208 --> 02:01:09,708 Aidan had killed everyone. 2221 02:01:10,833 --> 02:01:12,082 And we all know... 2222 02:01:12,083 --> 02:01:15,583 that killing after the 2nd Purge Siren is illegal!! 2223 02:01:16,000 --> 02:01:18,167 Aidan certainly has nothing to say about it. 2224 02:01:18,708 --> 02:01:20,833 I shot him just before he drew down on me. 2225 02:01:22,042 --> 02:01:24,208 There's a reason why I made it to the top Bill. 2226 02:01:25,042 --> 02:01:26,249 You're not on the top. 2227 02:01:26,250 --> 02:01:27,750 You're still 2nd in command. 2228 02:01:28,125 --> 02:01:29,541 Oh, you didn't hear? 2229 02:01:29,542 --> 02:01:31,208 I got a promotion last night! 2230 02:01:32,083 --> 02:01:35,707 Let's just say that Director Johnson has unexpectedly... 2231 02:01:35,708 --> 02:01:37,000 been relieved of duty. 2232 02:01:37,583 --> 02:01:40,000 So that's your method of upward mobility? 2233 02:01:40,708 --> 02:01:44,208 If maybe you followed my lead instead of always playing by the book... 2234 02:01:44,583 --> 02:01:46,042 you would have been my successor. 2235 02:01:49,042 --> 02:01:50,042 I'm sorry, 2236 02:01:50,083 --> 02:01:52,375 but your dedication has got you killed Bill. 2237 02:01:55,708 --> 02:01:56,208 No, no, no! 2238 02:01:56,208 --> 02:01:57,208 No! 2239 02:02:14,917 --> 02:02:16,250 Grandma!?!?!? 2240 02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:18,500 What?? 2241 02:02:18,583 --> 02:02:19,583 You were missing! 2242 02:02:19,917 --> 02:02:21,500 We thought you might be dead! 2243 02:02:21,750 --> 02:02:22,500 Nah!! 2244 02:02:22,501 --> 02:02:24,000 Fell asleep on the crapper. 2245 02:02:24,375 --> 02:02:26,417 Woke up to the sound of the Purge siren. 2246 02:02:27,000 --> 02:02:28,374 From the looks of things, 2247 02:02:28,375 --> 02:02:30,375 just in time to get my Purge on! 2248 02:02:32,583 --> 02:02:33,583 Ma, 2249 02:02:33,875 --> 02:02:35,375 That was the second siren. 2250 02:02:36,167 --> 02:02:37,167 The Purge... 2251 02:02:37,500 --> 02:02:38,500 was over. 2252 02:02:39,125 --> 02:02:40,125 Oops! 2253 02:02:40,708 --> 02:02:41,333 Well, 2254 02:02:41,334 --> 02:02:42,625 I won't tell if you won't! 2255 02:02:43,208 --> 02:02:43,708 Now, 2256 02:02:44,042 --> 02:02:45,500 who wants pancakes??? 2257 02:03:05,167 --> 02:03:06,666 Kids, are you okay? 2258 02:03:06,667 --> 02:03:07,917 You okay? 2259 02:03:09,292 --> 02:03:10,875 You're okay. 2260 02:03:12,833 --> 02:03:13,833 You'll be okay. 2261 02:03:22,375 --> 02:03:23,624 Come on, let's see if he's okay. 2262 02:03:23,625 --> 02:03:24,833 Let's get him rolled over. 2263 02:03:31,875 --> 02:03:32,542 Daryl! 2264 02:03:32,875 --> 02:03:33,542 Daryl! 2265 02:03:33,542 --> 02:03:34,542 Daryl! 2266 02:03:34,625 --> 02:03:35,250 Daryl! 2267 02:03:35,500 --> 02:03:36,625 Hey buddy, wake up! 2268 02:03:40,667 --> 02:03:41,667 You're alive! 2269 02:03:42,625 --> 02:03:43,625 Jenna? 2270 02:03:44,292 --> 02:03:45,417 Is this heaven? 2271 02:03:45,708 --> 02:03:46,832 He's alive! 2272 02:03:46,833 --> 02:03:47,833 Hey bro! 2273 02:03:49,583 --> 02:03:50,583 Bill? 2274 02:03:51,708 --> 02:03:52,708 Are we all dead? 2275 02:03:53,500 --> 02:03:54,500 Not yet. 2276 02:03:54,833 --> 02:03:56,083 Let me help you up. 2277 02:04:02,208 --> 02:04:03,208 Man... 2278 02:04:03,875 --> 02:04:06,708 the last thing I remember I was about to be purged. 2279 02:04:07,792 --> 02:04:08,792 Then I heard... 2280 02:04:09,042 --> 02:04:10,125 Aidan's voice? 2281 02:04:11,542 --> 02:04:12,542 Captain Sully? 2282 02:04:14,042 --> 02:04:15,125 What the hell happened? 2283 02:04:15,750 --> 02:04:17,125 It's a long tale bro. 2284 02:04:18,500 --> 02:04:19,000 Come on, 2285 02:04:19,001 --> 02:04:20,161 let's get you some fresh air. 2286 02:04:20,583 --> 02:04:22,375 Besides, my back teeth are floating. 2287 02:04:28,875 --> 02:04:29,875 What was that for? 2288 02:04:30,083 --> 02:04:31,083 For being my hero. 2289 02:04:32,208 --> 02:04:33,208 Hero? 2290 02:04:33,500 --> 02:04:33,875 Yeah. 2291 02:04:33,876 --> 02:04:36,499 If you weren't here at the right time and the right place 2292 02:04:36,500 --> 02:04:38,208 those men could have came in and killed us. 2293 02:04:38,875 --> 02:04:40,583 You protected my family and me. 2294 02:04:42,000 --> 02:04:43,200 And I think you're pretty hot. 2295 02:04:43,750 --> 02:04:45,375 Even though you work for ICE. 2296 02:04:46,167 --> 02:04:47,167 Well... 2297 02:04:47,375 --> 02:04:48,416 you're not so bad yourself. 2298 02:04:48,417 --> 02:04:50,542 Shut up and kiss me back before I change my mind! 2299 02:04:51,417 --> 02:04:52,417 Yes ma'am. 2300 02:05:00,750 --> 02:05:02,083 You should go get that fresh air! 2301 02:05:03,667 --> 02:05:04,375 But! 2302 02:05:04,376 --> 02:05:06,336 You should take me to breakfast when you get back. 2303 02:05:07,250 --> 02:05:08,000 Take you out? 2304 02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:08,750 Like on a date? 2305 02:05:08,750 --> 02:05:09,542 Yeah! 2306 02:05:09,543 --> 02:05:10,743 You think you can handle that? 2307 02:05:11,750 --> 02:05:13,000 I think I can manage. 2308 02:05:13,250 --> 02:05:13,750 But, 2309 02:05:14,000 --> 02:05:17,583 I'm not from around here so you might have to pick the place. 2310 02:05:17,917 --> 02:05:19,083 Alright, umm... 2311 02:05:19,875 --> 02:05:21,082 what about Westley's Diner? 2312 02:05:21,083 --> 02:05:22,083 It's by the gas station. 2313 02:05:22,917 --> 02:05:23,917 Westley's huh? 2314 02:05:24,250 --> 02:05:26,167 Or if you would prefer Buttercup Pantry? 2315 02:05:27,458 --> 02:05:28,458 As you wish... 2316 02:05:29,458 --> 02:05:30,458 What? 2317 02:05:31,375 --> 02:05:32,500 Marriage!!! 2318 02:05:33,042 --> 02:05:34,249 Marriage! 2319 02:05:34,250 --> 02:05:35,666 Is what brings us... 2320 02:05:35,667 --> 02:05:37,041 together... 2321 02:05:37,042 --> 02:05:38,125 today!!! 2322 02:05:39,250 --> 02:05:40,374 Let's slow down there okay? 2323 02:05:40,375 --> 02:05:43,250 Let's just start with sharing some sausage and eggs first! 2324 02:05:43,625 --> 02:05:44,375 It's... 2325 02:05:44,376 --> 02:05:45,875 from The Princess Bride! 2326 02:05:46,500 --> 02:05:46,875 You know? 2327 02:05:46,876 --> 02:05:48,000 Westley and Buttercup? 2328 02:05:50,375 --> 02:05:51,416 No... 2329 02:05:51,417 --> 02:05:52,417 Go get your fresh air. 2330 02:05:52,875 --> 02:05:53,875 Come back to me though. 2331 02:05:53,875 --> 02:05:54,625 Promise? 2332 02:05:54,625 --> 02:05:55,250 Okay. 2333 02:05:55,250 --> 02:05:55,875 But, 2334 02:05:55,875 --> 02:05:56,875 sausage and eggs! 2335 02:05:57,250 --> 02:05:58,250 Sounds cool! 2336 02:05:58,500 --> 02:06:00,249 I like to flip it over easy and... 2337 02:06:00,250 --> 02:06:01,250 dip it in the yolk! 2338 02:06:02,500 --> 02:06:03,500 Go! 2339 02:06:07,833 --> 02:06:10,073 Well, look's like she's getting the ride along before me. 2340 02:06:10,708 --> 02:06:11,583 Brian! 2341 02:06:11,584 --> 02:06:13,583 That's no way to talk about your sister! 2342 02:06:15,167 --> 02:06:17,041 And you need to get out of those... 2343 02:06:17,042 --> 02:06:18,042 Pee-Jays! 2344 02:06:18,125 --> 02:06:18,792 Yeah... 2345 02:06:18,792 --> 02:06:19,792 Hmm... 2346 02:06:23,417 --> 02:06:25,499 Who did he say is riding who? 2347 02:06:25,500 --> 02:06:27,999 Oh, nothing dear. 2348 02:06:28,000 --> 02:06:30,125 We need to get you a hearing aid! 2349 02:06:30,875 --> 02:06:32,625 First batch coming up!! 2350 02:06:34,000 --> 02:06:34,708 Come on. 2351 02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:36,375 Let's get you some pancakes. 2352 02:06:36,708 --> 02:06:37,708 Me lady! 2353 02:06:40,583 --> 02:06:42,499 Mmm that smells amazing! 2354 02:06:42,500 --> 02:06:43,500 Enjoy! 2355 02:06:44,083 --> 02:06:44,583 Yummy! 2356 02:06:44,833 --> 02:06:45,583 Bon appétit! 2357 02:06:45,833 --> 02:06:46,833 Thank you! 2358 02:06:47,375 --> 02:06:49,000 And the big one's for me! 2359 02:07:27,375 --> 02:07:28,655 That's a lot of dead people Bill! 2360 02:07:29,667 --> 02:07:30,667 Told ya... 2361 02:07:31,000 --> 02:07:32,000 it's a long story. 2362 02:07:38,125 --> 02:07:39,583 Thanks for having me over! 2363 02:07:40,750 --> 02:07:41,750 You're right, 2364 02:07:42,750 --> 02:07:44,249 I don't think I would have survived the night 2365 02:07:44,250 --> 02:07:45,730 if all of those guys came to my house. 2366 02:07:50,375 --> 02:07:51,375 Well, 2367 02:07:51,583 --> 02:07:52,583 to be honest, 2368 02:07:54,583 --> 02:07:57,250 I don't think my family would have survived if you hadn't been here. 2369 02:07:58,542 --> 02:07:59,875 I want to thank you for that. 2370 02:08:23,750 --> 02:08:27,125 Timber!!!!!!! 2371 02:08:28,375 --> 02:08:29,625 You've got wood!! 2372 02:08:43,500 --> 02:08:46,792 Timber!!!!!!! 2373 02:08:48,000 --> 02:08:49,000 Alight!!! 2374 02:08:52,833 --> 02:08:53,833 You know uh... 2375 02:08:53,958 --> 02:08:54,958 speaking of family... 2376 02:08:56,250 --> 02:08:57,125 I'm gonna uh... 2377 02:08:57,126 --> 02:08:59,125 take you're niece out to breakfast later. 2378 02:08:59,875 --> 02:09:00,875 Her and I have a... 2379 02:09:02,292 --> 02:09:03,292 real connection! 2380 02:09:04,417 --> 02:09:05,750 She wants to do a ride along. 2381 02:09:06,917 --> 02:09:07,917 And... 2382 02:09:08,625 --> 02:09:09,625 by ride along... 2383 02:09:09,875 --> 02:09:11,042 I mean intercourse! 2384 02:09:13,375 --> 02:09:14,625 We'll talk about that later! 2385 02:09:15,250 --> 02:09:17,625 And we'll see how she feels about it when she's sober! 2386 02:09:19,833 --> 02:09:20,833 Your uhh... 2387 02:09:21,583 --> 02:09:23,332 nephew Brian seems cool too! 2388 02:09:23,333 --> 02:09:24,999 He also wants to do a ride along! 2389 02:09:25,000 --> 02:09:25,583 Excuse me?? 2390 02:09:26,000 --> 02:09:27,000 Uhh... 2391 02:09:27,750 --> 02:09:28,750 That came out wrong. 2392 02:09:30,583 --> 02:09:31,583 Yes it did! 2393 02:09:36,667 --> 02:09:37,875 You break her heart, 2394 02:09:38,333 --> 02:09:40,208 I break your dick! 2395 02:09:41,750 --> 02:09:42,750 I... 2396 02:09:43,375 --> 02:09:44,375 I don't want that! 2397 02:09:45,542 --> 02:09:46,750 Just fucking with you bro! 2398 02:09:48,625 --> 02:09:49,625 Ohh huh... 2399 02:09:50,042 --> 02:09:50,375 Ooh... 2400 02:09:50,375 --> 02:09:51,375 We're good! 2401 02:09:56,042 --> 02:09:57,042 Bill, 2402 02:09:57,375 --> 02:09:59,375 you're not such a bad guy after all. 2403 02:10:01,000 --> 02:10:02,760 I don't care what all those other people say! 2404 02:10:06,000 --> 02:10:07,000 Nah... 2405 02:10:07,583 --> 02:10:08,875 you're not so bad yourself! 2406 02:10:10,583 --> 02:10:11,708 Even though you're ICE! 2407 02:10:15,208 --> 02:10:16,375 You know, 2408 02:10:17,542 --> 02:10:18,708 I may have been wrong. 2409 02:10:19,708 --> 02:10:21,583 Maybe FIRE and ICE can mix. 2410 02:10:23,250 --> 02:10:23,917 Hmm... 2411 02:10:23,917 --> 02:10:24,917 FIRE... 2412 02:10:25,875 --> 02:10:26,875 ICE... 2413 02:10:30,875 --> 02:10:32,083 You wanna? 2414 02:10:38,750 --> 02:10:39,750 What the hell! 2415 02:10:42,500 --> 02:10:43,500 Whoa!!!