WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:31.375 --> 00:01:34.083 The targets name is Hector Velasco. 4 00:01:35.083 --> 00:01:36.208 Lieutenant Briggs, 5 00:01:37.000 --> 00:01:39.750 you are authorized to take them out by any means necessary. 6 00:01:40.083 --> 00:01:41.750 About time we got some action in here. 7 00:01:42.167 --> 00:01:43.583 I was starting to get bored. 8 00:01:44.167 --> 00:01:47.208 The other 2 squads are a Texas Rangers joint task force. 9 00:01:47.833 --> 00:01:50.333 Sergeant Jax Maxwell will be in charge of team 2. 10 00:01:50.667 --> 00:01:51.958 We've got your back Lieutenant. 11 00:01:52.375 --> 00:01:54.875 My men are well trained and this ain't our first rodeo. 12 00:01:55.375 --> 00:01:59.208 Sergeant Maxwell and I have formed a trusting relationship over the years. 13 00:01:59.875 --> 00:02:01.083 He won't let you down. 14 00:02:01.583 --> 00:02:03.208 What every you need, we got you covered. 15 00:02:03.875 --> 00:02:05.475 Team 3 is lead by Sergeant Tyler Stevens. 16 00:02:06.750 --> 00:02:09.250 We've been surveilling this compound for a few weeks now. 17 00:02:09.542 --> 00:02:11.375 We know every square inch of that place. 18 00:02:11.750 --> 00:02:12.583 Get this right, 19 00:02:12.584 --> 00:02:14.875 and you'll have many more opportunities like this one. 20 00:02:17.375 --> 00:02:18.875 Opportunites like what? 21 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:22.500 Director Johnson, what do I owe this pleasure to? 22 00:02:22.875 --> 00:02:24.042 I see you're doing the uh, 23 00:02:24.542 --> 00:02:25.708 Velasco raid tonight. 24 00:02:26.333 --> 00:02:27.733 Yes, we just concluded our briefing. 25 00:02:28.458 --> 00:02:31.178 These are my squad leaders who are entering the compound this evening. 26 00:02:31.333 --> 00:02:32.042 Look Sully, 27 00:02:32.333 --> 00:02:33.333 Just don't fuck this up. 28 00:02:33.542 --> 00:02:34.782 We've got a lot riding on this. 29 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.000 You know... 30 00:02:37.083 --> 00:02:38.375 You keep making me look good, 31 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:41.200 maybe one of these days you'll be able to fill my shoes. 32 00:02:41.500 --> 00:02:42.500 Yes sir, I understand. 33 00:02:43.375 --> 00:02:45.495 Do whatever it takes to take this son of a bitch down. 34 00:02:45.583 --> 00:02:47.999 I expect to be doing a press release first thing tomorrow, 35 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:50.667 where I can tell the world that I captured another Cartel leader. 36 00:02:51.250 --> 00:02:52.810 You might have to get dirty on this one. 37 00:02:53.750 --> 00:02:55.332 Well you got the right guy for the job. 38 00:02:55.333 --> 00:02:56.208 Yeah well, 39 00:02:56.209 --> 00:02:57.333 that remains to be seen. 40 00:02:58.083 --> 00:02:59.083 Carry on. 41 00:03:00.708 --> 00:03:03.083 I've got your full release, you fucking prick. 42 00:03:03.958 --> 00:03:06.038 Alright ladies and gentlemen, you've got your orders. 43 00:03:06.208 --> 00:03:07.208 Dismissed. 44 00:03:53.958 --> 00:03:55.457 Good evening ladies and Gentlemen. 45 00:03:55.458 --> 00:03:57.958 Welcome to flight 187 to Laredo. 46 00:03:58.750 --> 00:04:02.000 Pucker up buttercups, ETA 30 minutes to rendezvous point. 47 00:04:02.500 --> 00:04:03.708 Hold on to your tampons. 48 00:04:06.000 --> 00:04:08.082 Damnit Roscoe! 49 00:04:08.083 --> 00:04:09.208 Yee-haw! 50 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:34.332 There she is girls. 51 00:04:34.333 --> 00:04:35.500 The Rio Grande. 52 00:04:36.667 --> 00:04:37.958 But we gotta be quick, 53 00:04:38.333 --> 00:04:39.874 the guards patrol about every hour. 54 00:04:39.875 --> 00:04:40.875 What? 55 00:04:40.876 --> 00:04:42.236 We're supposed to swim across that? 56 00:04:42.375 --> 00:04:43.999 I can't swim that far! 57 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:45.000 I've got you covered. 58 00:04:50.208 --> 00:04:51.582 We're supposed to go in this? 59 00:04:51.583 --> 00:04:53.374 No, the drugs go into this. 60 00:04:53.375 --> 00:04:55.207 But you hang on the outside and paddle. 61 00:04:55.208 --> 00:04:56.874 It will keep your from drowning. 62 00:04:56.875 --> 00:04:57.875 What? 63 00:04:59.875 --> 00:05:02.375 Shirts, pants, and shoes in the bag. 64 00:05:20.042 --> 00:05:21.042 We're ready. 65 00:05:21.583 --> 00:05:23.750 Alright girls, we swim from here. 66 00:05:28.042 --> 00:05:29.042 Hang onto the tube. 67 00:05:32.083 --> 00:05:33.083 There you go. 68 00:05:33.250 --> 00:05:34.250 Hang on. 69 00:05:36.750 --> 00:05:38.082 Whatever you do girls, 70 00:05:38.083 --> 00:05:39.375 don't let go. 71 00:05:39.875 --> 00:05:42.042 If I go down stream, you don't get paid. 72 00:05:42.875 --> 00:05:44.125 Stroke! 73 00:05:44.583 --> 00:05:45.833 Stroke! 74 00:05:46.458 --> 00:05:47.708 Stroke! 75 00:05:48.250 --> 00:05:49.500 You see the bank over there? 76 00:05:49.750 --> 00:05:50.458 No! 77 00:05:50.459 --> 00:05:51.832 That's where we're going. 78 00:05:51.833 --> 00:05:53.124 I don't see it! 79 00:05:53.125 --> 00:05:54.083 It's there. 80 00:05:54.083 --> 00:05:55.083 We're getting close. 81 00:05:55.084 --> 00:05:56.332 I still see nothing! 82 00:05:56.333 --> 00:05:57.333 Swim! 83 00:06:12.667 --> 00:06:13.916 Amigo! 84 00:06:13.917 --> 00:06:15.374 I started to think you weren't going to make it. 85 00:06:15.375 --> 00:06:18.000 Have faith compadre, I always deliver. 86 00:06:18.208 --> 00:06:19.749 Looks like you brought some friends, 87 00:06:19.750 --> 00:06:21.083 are we gonna party later? 88 00:06:22.833 --> 00:06:24.750 Let's just call them business associates. 89 00:06:25.458 --> 00:06:26.250 And, 90 00:06:26.251 --> 00:06:27.624 they brought a little present for Hector. 91 00:06:27.625 --> 00:06:28.832 Hmm, 92 00:06:28.833 --> 00:06:29.833 I bet they did. 93 00:06:29.833 --> 00:06:30.833 Well, 94 00:06:30.875 --> 00:06:31.875 Boss is expecting you. 95 00:06:32.875 --> 00:06:33.995 Better not keep him waiting. 96 00:06:34.958 --> 00:06:36.082 Let's get going. 97 00:06:36.083 --> 00:06:37.083 Ladies? 98 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:12.250 Halto! 99 00:07:15.583 --> 00:07:16.500 Que tienes? 100 00:07:16.501 --> 00:07:17.832 It's cool they're with me. 101 00:07:17.833 --> 00:07:19.167 Boss is expecting us. 102 00:07:44.667 --> 00:07:45.874 You guys are late. 103 00:07:45.875 --> 00:07:47.208 But we're here now. 104 00:08:00.333 --> 00:08:01.708 Who's this? 105 00:08:02.042 --> 00:08:04.875 Special deliveries, compliments of Guillermo. 106 00:08:05.875 --> 00:08:07.333 You search them? 107 00:08:07.667 --> 00:08:09.082 Nah. 108 00:08:09.083 --> 00:08:10.542 You're paranoid man. 109 00:08:11.750 --> 00:08:13.082 Turn around. 110 00:08:13.083 --> 00:08:14.374 Arms up. 111 00:08:14.375 --> 00:08:15.749 Legs out. 112 00:08:15.750 --> 00:08:17.167 Knock yourself out. 113 00:08:24.750 --> 00:08:26.375 Okay, he's clean. 114 00:08:29.458 --> 00:08:30.707 What about you? 115 00:08:30.708 --> 00:08:32.082 Hiding anything special under there? 116 00:08:32.083 --> 00:08:33.083 Nope. 117 00:08:37.333 --> 00:08:38.750 Okay, she's clean. 118 00:08:40.833 --> 00:08:42.333 Come on, you're next. 119 00:08:46.125 --> 00:08:47.457 Be gentle! 120 00:08:47.458 --> 00:08:49.124 A little sensative are we? 121 00:08:49.125 --> 00:08:50.750 You have no idea. 122 00:08:51.125 --> 00:08:52.916 Okay, they're clean. 123 00:08:52.917 --> 00:08:54.416 Go on through. 124 00:08:54.417 --> 00:08:55.666 Boss is in the back. 125 00:08:55.667 --> 00:08:56.625 Guillermo! 126 00:08:56.625 --> 00:08:57.625 Mr. Velasco! 127 00:08:59.292 --> 00:09:01.875 It looks like you had a safe trip huh. 128 00:09:02.625 --> 00:09:05.332 Just another day over the river and through the woods. 129 00:09:05.333 --> 00:09:06.958 Let's see what's in the bags. 130 00:09:33.125 --> 00:09:34.999 I am very impressed with your shipment. 131 00:09:35.000 --> 00:09:36.042 Nah. 132 00:09:36.333 --> 00:09:38.082 That's with just 2 girls. 133 00:09:38.083 --> 00:09:40.000 Imagine what I could do with 20. 134 00:09:40.208 --> 00:09:41.167 Besides, 135 00:09:41.168 --> 00:09:42.582 You haven't seen the best part yet. 136 00:09:42.583 --> 00:09:43.999 Oh really? 137 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:45.500 What have you brought for me? 138 00:09:45.833 --> 00:09:48.000 2 very special deliveries. 139 00:09:48.208 --> 00:09:50.333 So far I'm liking what I am seeing. 140 00:09:50.583 --> 00:09:52.708 Can't wait for you to show me more. 141 00:09:53.583 --> 00:09:55.208 Ladies. 142 00:10:08.250 --> 00:10:09.875 I want you to relax. 143 00:10:10.167 --> 00:10:11.832 This should go quick 144 00:10:11.833 --> 00:10:13.625 and easy. 145 00:10:16.875 --> 00:10:17.875 Ooh... 146 00:10:25.708 --> 00:10:26.749 Are you ready? 147 00:10:26.750 --> 00:10:28.042 Do I have a choice? 148 00:10:28.375 --> 00:10:30.374 What goes in must come out. 149 00:10:30.375 --> 00:10:32.375 Oh I just hope nothing extra comes out. 150 00:10:38.375 --> 00:10:39.375 Ooh, 151 00:10:39.875 --> 00:10:40.875 Oh little daddy! 152 00:10:42.583 --> 00:10:43.583 See! 153 00:10:43.708 --> 00:10:44.875 That wasn't so bad. 154 00:10:46.833 --> 00:10:48.542 And you took it like a trooper. 155 00:10:49.458 --> 00:10:50.625 Alright ladies. 156 00:10:51.708 --> 00:10:52.458 We're done here. 157 00:10:52.708 --> 00:10:53.708 Get dressed. 158 00:10:54.875 --> 00:10:56.000 That's it? 159 00:10:56.750 --> 00:10:58.250 I thought there was gonna be more. 160 00:10:58.875 --> 00:11:00.416 Where's my big fucking surprise? 161 00:11:00.417 --> 00:11:02.042 Easy, just hold on a second. 162 00:11:04.167 --> 00:11:05.167 Girls. 163 00:11:05.875 --> 00:11:07.000 As promised. 164 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:13.499 Go on, get your packs. 165 00:11:13.500 --> 00:11:14.542 Get out of here. 166 00:11:22.500 --> 00:11:23.958 Now for your surprise. 167 00:11:24.875 --> 00:11:27.332 Let's see what the Easter Egg reveal 168 00:11:27.333 --> 00:11:28.958 has in store for us. 169 00:11:29.708 --> 00:11:31.749 What do we have here? 170 00:11:31.750 --> 00:11:33.749 Pure Fentanyl. 171 00:11:33.750 --> 00:11:35.208 Nice! 172 00:11:35.750 --> 00:11:39.000 People are buying those pills left and right off the street. 173 00:11:39.625 --> 00:11:40.625 This... 174 00:11:41.375 --> 00:11:43.291 Is one of the easier things to market bro. 175 00:11:43.292 --> 00:11:44.792 Easy with that bro! 176 00:11:45.792 --> 00:11:47.500 A speck of that will kill ya! 177 00:11:58.125 --> 00:11:59.999 Adam 1 to Lincoln 2, what's your current status? 178 00:12:00.000 --> 00:12:02.208 Lincoln 2, all units are in postion. 179 00:12:02.583 --> 00:12:03.583 Over. 180 00:12:06.375 --> 00:12:08.874 Captain Sully, looks like we have satellite uplink. 181 00:12:08.875 --> 00:12:11.208 Activating thermal imaging feed. 182 00:12:13.375 --> 00:12:14.832 Maintain your position, 183 00:12:14.833 --> 00:12:16.082 and hold the perimeter. 184 00:12:16.083 --> 00:12:20.125 It's good to finally meet theman that has been making me very rich. 185 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:24.832 We nearly doubled our sales in the past few months. 186 00:12:24.833 --> 00:12:27.749 Thank you for allowing me to showcase my... 187 00:12:27.750 --> 00:12:29.000 unique talents. 188 00:12:30.000 --> 00:12:31.667 But I'm curious. 189 00:12:32.583 --> 00:12:35.583 How do you get so much movement across the border 190 00:12:36.500 --> 00:12:38.083 without any trouble? 191 00:12:39.333 --> 00:12:40.500 It's easy. 192 00:12:41.333 --> 00:12:43.000 I just use the back door. 193 00:12:49.667 --> 00:12:51.708 I think you're cool damn white boy. 194 00:12:52.375 --> 00:12:55.083 We're going to get very rich together man. 195 00:12:55.833 --> 00:12:57.167 Oh yeah. 196 00:13:04.875 --> 00:13:08.707 Lincold 2, neutralize hostiles and proceed to the main target area. 197 00:13:08.708 --> 00:13:09.708 Copy that. 198 00:13:51.250 --> 00:13:54.875 All teams are clear to engage the primary target on your mark. 199 00:13:58.000 --> 00:13:59.000 Cut the power. 200 00:14:01.500 --> 00:14:03.000 What the fuck was that? 201 00:14:04.250 --> 00:14:05.970 I don't know boss, sounded like the breaker. 202 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:09.000 Escorpion, 203 00:14:09.333 --> 00:14:10.457 go and check the panel. 204 00:14:10.458 --> 00:14:11.458 Got it. 205 00:14:15.375 --> 00:14:16.624 Get down on the ground! 206 00:14:16.625 --> 00:14:17.707 Drop your weapons! 207 00:14:17.708 --> 00:14:18.708 Get down on the ground! 208 00:14:18.708 --> 00:14:19.625 Drop your weapons! 209 00:14:19.625 --> 00:14:20.125 Clear! 210 00:14:20.125 --> 00:14:20.833 Clear! 211 00:14:20.834 --> 00:14:22.833 Eat dick fucking pigs! 212 00:14:25.250 --> 00:14:26.624 Get down on the ground! 213 00:14:26.625 --> 00:14:27.250 Freeze motherfucker! 214 00:14:27.251 --> 00:14:28.749 Get your hands on your head! 215 00:14:28.750 --> 00:14:30.166 Get your knees! 216 00:14:30.167 --> 00:14:31.374 Get down asshole! 217 00:14:31.375 --> 00:14:32.167 Get down! 218 00:14:32.168 --> 00:14:33.375 Hand on your head! 219 00:14:38.125 --> 00:14:39.875 Okay Roscoe, take us down. 220 00:14:44.708 --> 00:14:45.832 Hector Velasco, 221 00:14:45.833 --> 00:14:46.833 you are under arrest 222 00:14:46.834 --> 00:14:48.624 for the trafficking and sales 223 00:14:48.625 --> 00:14:50.582 of illegal narcotics and weapons 224 00:14:50.583 --> 00:14:52.750 into The United States of America. 225 00:15:17.250 --> 00:15:18.708 Identification please. 226 00:15:19.833 --> 00:15:22.167 Captain Richard Sully, Department of Homeland Security. 227 00:15:22.500 --> 00:15:24.207 Ah, Captain Sully. 228 00:15:24.208 --> 00:15:25.832 It's an honor to meet you. 229 00:15:25.833 --> 00:15:26.750 Thank you sir. 230 00:15:26.750 --> 00:15:27.708 Please, proceed. 231 00:15:27.709 --> 00:15:28.833 Agent. 232 00:15:37.500 --> 00:15:40.333 Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess. 233 00:15:41.083 --> 00:15:43.208 1 1911 automatic pistol. 234 00:15:43.458 --> 00:15:45.208 Gold plated hand grips. 235 00:15:45.500 --> 00:15:47.833 These Cartels always have great taste. 236 00:15:49.208 --> 00:15:52.750 Excellent work team, you should all be proud of yourselves. 237 00:15:58.208 --> 00:15:59.208 Get him out of here. 238 00:16:01.875 --> 00:16:03.167 Move it Velasco. 239 00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:06.707 Get those cuffs off of him! 240 00:16:06.708 --> 00:16:08.042 Yes sir! 241 00:16:14.708 --> 00:16:15.708 May I? 242 00:16:16.250 --> 00:16:17.583 Yeah, Yeah of course. 243 00:16:33.375 --> 00:16:35.417 You really outdid yourself this time. 244 00:16:36.250 --> 00:16:38.874 18 months in deep cover is no... 245 00:16:38.875 --> 00:16:39.750 walk.. 246 00:16:39.750 --> 00:16:40.750 In the park! 247 00:16:41.417 --> 00:16:42.749 No sir, it is not. 248 00:16:42.750 --> 00:16:44.917 Well thanks to you Bill, your intel was spot on. 249 00:16:45.417 --> 00:16:47.583 Everything was smooth. 250 00:16:49.750 --> 00:16:51.250 Ah, Stevens... 251 00:16:51.750 --> 00:16:52.999 Go round up the 2 girls. 252 00:16:53.000 --> 00:16:54.750 They couldn't have gotten very far on foot. 253 00:16:55.458 --> 00:16:56.624 Bring back the cash, 254 00:16:56.625 --> 00:16:59.583 and make sure you put them in detention right after that. 255 00:17:00.208 --> 00:17:01.208 Right away Captain. 256 00:17:05.500 --> 00:17:07.582 Well it looks like you got quite a haul here Bill. 257 00:17:07.583 --> 00:17:08.583 So what have we got? 258 00:17:09.125 --> 00:17:11.250 We have 1.4 Million in cash. 259 00:17:11.792 --> 00:17:12.625 Cool. 260 00:17:12.626 --> 00:17:14.416 6 Killos of pure uncut cocain. 261 00:17:14.417 --> 00:17:15.417 Good. 262 00:17:15.875 --> 00:17:17.249 A couple pounds of Marijuana here, 263 00:17:17.250 --> 00:17:18.750 another 50 pounds out back. 264 00:17:19.542 --> 00:17:21.249 A few miscellaneous weapons. 265 00:17:21.250 --> 00:17:23.750 Enough fentanyl to overdose the entire Agency. 266 00:17:24.583 --> 00:17:25.583 Hey Bill. 267 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.333 What the hell is this? 268 00:17:27.958 --> 00:17:32.708 Some kind of a drug they melted down to disguise to look like a Voodoo candle? 269 00:17:34.125 --> 00:17:35.708 Strangely scented. 270 00:17:36.458 --> 00:17:37.583 That sir... 271 00:17:38.125 --> 00:17:39.208 is a butt plug. 272 00:17:40.500 --> 00:17:41.500 Oh! 273 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:47.333 My senses told me that it might have been used in some type of 274 00:17:47.708 --> 00:17:48.749 foul play. 275 00:17:48.750 --> 00:17:51.708 I had it filled with fentanyl to make use of the uh... 276 00:17:52.125 --> 00:17:53.375 extra space. 277 00:17:53.750 --> 00:17:54.791 Oh good. 278 00:17:54.792 --> 00:17:55.625 Good. 279 00:17:55.626 --> 00:17:57.625 You could be up for promotion on this one. 280 00:17:58.208 --> 00:18:00.666 Are you sure you won't reconcider your retirement, 281 00:18:00.667 --> 00:18:02.208 and stay a little bit longer? 282 00:18:02.500 --> 00:18:03.208 Nope. 283 00:18:03.500 --> 00:18:04.500 I've put in my time. 284 00:18:05.250 --> 00:18:06.708 I'm ready for the simple life. 285 00:18:07.333 --> 00:18:08.499 Spend a little time with the family. 286 00:18:08.500 --> 00:18:09.083 Yeah. 287 00:18:09.375 --> 00:18:10.583 Maybe find a 288 00:18:11.083 --> 00:18:13.250 log cabin up by a nice clear lake. 289 00:18:13.500 --> 00:18:14.375 Mmm. 290 00:18:14.376 --> 00:18:15.833 That does sound wonderful. 291 00:18:16.500 --> 00:18:19.500 You know, I always thought I would be the first one to retire. 292 00:18:20.208 --> 00:18:21.208 You know what? 293 00:18:22.208 --> 00:18:24.208 I just can't seem to let all of this go. 294 00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:26.375 It can be fulfilling. 295 00:18:27.250 --> 00:18:29.250 I don't know what I would do without this job. 296 00:18:29.833 --> 00:18:31.500 I mean, I just need something else. 297 00:18:32.125 --> 00:18:33.708 Something to fill that void. 298 00:18:34.083 --> 00:18:34.708 Sir. 299 00:18:34.709 --> 00:18:37.374 You know, Margaret is ready for a change. 300 00:18:37.375 --> 00:18:37.875 Sir. 301 00:18:38.250 --> 00:18:40.500 She would like to spend more time together and... 302 00:18:40.708 --> 00:18:41.749 oh and... 303 00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:42.750 try new things. 304 00:18:42.875 --> 00:18:43.542 Captain! 305 00:18:43.542 --> 00:18:44.542 Yeah? 306 00:18:44.583 --> 00:18:46.166 You're handling the evidence. 307 00:18:46.167 --> 00:18:47.167 Huh? 308 00:18:48.375 --> 00:18:49.375 Silly me! 309 00:18:53.708 --> 00:18:55.208 Yeah, um... 310 00:18:55.583 --> 00:18:56.583 How's that? 311 00:18:59.750 --> 00:19:01.542 Tricky piece of machinery huh? 312 00:19:02.500 --> 00:19:03.083 Okay. 313 00:19:03.083 --> 00:19:04.083 Where was I? 314 00:19:04.375 --> 00:19:05.042 Oh! 315 00:19:05.043 --> 00:19:06.708 Hey, speaking of the back woods... 316 00:19:07.458 --> 00:19:08.874 You know Bill, it's standard protocol 317 00:19:08.875 --> 00:19:10.457 that we place agents on a 318 00:19:10.458 --> 00:19:13.833 light duty assignment after receiving 2 week retirement notice? 319 00:19:15.583 --> 00:19:18.083 What's that got to do with the back woods? 320 00:19:19.083 --> 00:19:20.582 Don't hate me Bill, 321 00:19:20.583 --> 00:19:23.042 But I'm putting in your transfer request tonight. 322 00:19:23.375 --> 00:19:25.999 You'll be finishing your last 2 weeks... 323 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:27.083 in the FIRE unit. 324 00:19:27.375 --> 00:19:28.375 FIRE? 325 00:19:28.583 --> 00:19:30.582 That new Agency Donald started at the beginning of the year? 326 00:19:30.583 --> 00:19:31.167 Yep! 327 00:19:31.500 --> 00:19:32.500 The one and only. 328 00:19:32.750 --> 00:19:34.083 You are an official member 329 00:19:34.500 --> 00:19:35.750 of the Forrest and Immigration 330 00:19:36.250 --> 00:19:37.250 Raking Enforcement. 331 00:19:37.708 --> 00:19:38.868 You're fucking with me right? 332 00:19:39.333 --> 00:19:40.958 Nope, you start tomorrow. 333 00:19:47.458 --> 00:19:49.999 Hey, hey, hey, guys, I'll take care of these myself. 334 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:52.374 I'm gonna box these all up and... 335 00:19:52.375 --> 00:19:53.999 I'm gonna put it in my unit. 336 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:55.582 And then I'm gonna take them and have them anal 337 00:19:55.583 --> 00:19:56.125 uh, 338 00:19:56.125 --> 00:19:57.125 analized. 339 00:19:58.375 --> 00:19:59.667 Whatever you say Captain. 340 00:20:00.875 --> 00:20:02.500 I'll see you all back at the station. 341 00:20:02.750 --> 00:20:03.792 Good work team. 342 00:20:04.167 --> 00:20:05.375 You guys take it from here. 343 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:07.000 Carry on! 344 00:20:08.875 --> 00:20:10.749 Alright, so I'll take the cash in here, 345 00:20:10.750 --> 00:20:12.707 you bag up the weed and the guns in your duffel 346 00:20:12.708 --> 00:20:15.028 and bring them to Transport 3, and I'll take it from there. 347 00:20:15.333 --> 00:20:17.499 Go home Bill, let these guys handle it. 348 00:20:17.500 --> 00:20:20.875 Get some rest, you have a big day tomorrow! 349 00:20:21.875 --> 00:20:22.875 Take care! 350 00:20:28.333 --> 00:20:31.250 That evidence has not been properly bagged or tagged. 351 00:20:31.833 --> 00:20:33.832 We'll take care of it later, don't worry about it! 352 00:20:33.833 --> 00:20:34.999 Don't worry about it? 353 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:36.250 This is my bust. 354 00:20:36.958 --> 00:20:38.208 I'm responsible 355 00:20:38.500 --> 00:20:40.500 for the oversight of this evidence 356 00:20:40.750 --> 00:20:41.917 and proper chain of custody. 357 00:20:42.167 --> 00:20:43.167 Now... 358 00:20:43.375 --> 00:20:44.917 Who is your commanding officer? 359 00:20:46.583 --> 00:20:47.583 Let it be. 360 00:20:47.708 --> 00:20:48.788 It ain't worth the trouble. 361 00:20:49.208 --> 00:20:50.583 Alright pops, have at it. 362 00:20:59.500 --> 00:21:00.833 Sweet dreams 363 00:21:01.333 --> 00:21:02.750 poor motherfucker. 364 00:22:04.875 --> 00:22:05.875 One 365 00:22:05.875 --> 00:22:06.750 point 366 00:22:06.751 --> 00:22:07.874 four 367 00:22:07.875 --> 00:22:08.999 million 368 00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:10.000 dollars. 369 00:22:20.500 --> 00:22:23.083 I have a felling somebody's gonna come looking for you. 370 00:23:34.500 --> 00:23:36.374 2 more weeks, 371 00:23:36.375 --> 00:23:37.832 cabin in the woods. 372 00:23:37.833 --> 00:23:39.208 Fuck this shit! 373 00:24:14.375 --> 00:24:16.583 You know the great part about dummies? 374 00:24:18.208 --> 00:24:19.375 What's that? 375 00:24:20.583 --> 00:24:21.875 They don't punch back. 376 00:24:27.875 --> 00:24:28.999 Oh yeah? 377 00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:31.249 What do you know about fighting? 378 00:24:31.250 --> 00:24:33.708 I thought you specialized in raking? 379 00:24:34.208 --> 00:24:35.500 Really Trixie? 380 00:24:36.875 --> 00:24:38.083 I know a few moves. 381 00:24:38.333 --> 00:24:39.958 Hmm, you think you could take this? 382 00:24:41.458 --> 00:24:43.042 All night long. 383 00:24:43.833 --> 00:24:45.458 We'll see about that. 384 00:24:54.375 --> 00:24:56.083 Let's see what you got old man. 385 00:25:25.333 --> 00:25:26.458 Ladies first. 386 00:25:38.875 --> 00:25:40.041 Alright, 387 00:25:40.042 --> 00:25:41.167 you're fast. 388 00:25:42.625 --> 00:25:43.750 Come on. 389 00:25:46.958 --> 00:25:49.874 Looks like old man needs a knee replacement again huh? 390 00:25:49.875 --> 00:25:50.957 I'm just warming up. 391 00:25:50.958 --> 00:25:51.958 Uh huh. 392 00:25:51.959 --> 00:25:53.279 Come on you little tramp let's go. 393 00:26:02.125 --> 00:26:03.583 Need help up, old woman? 394 00:26:03.958 --> 00:26:05.500 Oh hell no! 395 00:26:25.708 --> 00:26:27.000 Are we done? 396 00:26:32.833 --> 00:26:34.208 Not a chance. 397 00:27:20.875 --> 00:27:22.999 No Paco, you have to keep it steady. 398 00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:24.208 Smooth lines, straight. 399 00:27:24.583 --> 00:27:25.333 This. 400 00:27:25.333 --> 00:27:26.333 See watch, watch me. 401 00:27:27.333 --> 00:27:28.333 Thrust, 402 00:27:28.333 --> 00:27:28.958 rake. 403 00:27:29.208 --> 00:27:30.208 Thrust, 404 00:27:30.208 --> 00:27:30.958 rake. 405 00:27:30.958 --> 00:27:31.958 Thrust, 406 00:27:31.958 --> 00:27:32.542 rake. 407 00:27:32.543 --> 00:27:34.333 Thrust it forward, pull it back. 408 00:27:34.750 --> 00:27:35.750 Smooth strokes. 409 00:27:36.042 --> 00:27:37.042 Thrust, 410 00:27:37.500 --> 00:27:38.500 back. 411 00:27:39.083 --> 00:27:40.083 Be one with the rake. 412 00:27:41.500 --> 00:27:42.875 Yes stupid! 413 00:27:45.250 --> 00:27:46.874 Thrust, rake. 414 00:27:46.875 --> 00:27:48.416 Thrust, rake. 415 00:27:48.417 --> 00:27:49.250 Thrust. 416 00:27:49.251 --> 00:27:52.000 It's like making whoopie to the forest. 417 00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:56.083 Come on, faster! 418 00:27:56.500 --> 00:27:57.582 Faster Paco! 419 00:27:57.583 --> 00:27:58.583 Faster! 420 00:28:00.083 --> 00:28:01.083 Look at them, 421 00:28:01.708 --> 00:28:02.708 raking the forest. 422 00:28:03.583 --> 00:28:04.832 Who do they think they are 423 00:28:04.833 --> 00:28:06.583 stealing jobs from American citizens? 424 00:28:07.333 --> 00:28:08.875 They're not stealing jobs, 425 00:28:09.208 --> 00:28:11.288 they're doing work that nobody else here wants to do. 426 00:28:11.708 --> 00:28:13.750 Work that needs to be done to keep our forests safe. 427 00:28:15.250 --> 00:28:18.624 At least the Raking Work Visa Program gives them an opportunity to come here legally 428 00:28:18.625 --> 00:28:19.375 Yeah, 429 00:28:19.376 --> 00:28:20.750 raking in American dough. 430 00:28:21.125 --> 00:28:23.417 Throwing it back over the wall to their compadres. 431 00:28:24.000 --> 00:28:25.749 Financing human trafficking, 432 00:28:25.750 --> 00:28:26.750 drugs, 433 00:28:27.000 --> 00:28:30.250 and those damn delicious Takis you buy at the dollar store. 434 00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:32.750 Should have made the wall 10 times bigger. 435 00:28:34.625 --> 00:28:36.000 A lot of good that wall did. 436 00:28:36.500 --> 00:28:39.500 One wall is not gonna stop millions of people from seeking a better life. 437 00:28:43.375 --> 00:28:44.832 Maybe you're right. 438 00:28:44.833 --> 00:28:45.833 But 2 walls, 439 00:28:46.208 --> 00:28:47.208 that's sure to stop them. 440 00:28:48.208 --> 00:28:50.124 And now that Donalds' in his 2nd term, 441 00:28:50.125 --> 00:28:52.375 hopefully he'll build that 2nd wall like he promised. 442 00:28:52.833 --> 00:28:53.833 2 walls? 443 00:28:54.125 --> 00:28:55.125 And then what? 444 00:28:56.208 --> 00:28:57.208 2 walls, 445 00:28:57.542 --> 00:28:58.749 and in between them, 446 00:28:58.750 --> 00:28:59.750 a giant mote. 447 00:29:00.250 --> 00:29:00.917 And we'll fill it with... 448 00:29:00.917 --> 00:29:01.917 What? 449 00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:03.000 Liberal tears? 450 00:29:03.500 --> 00:29:04.542 Melted snowflakes? 451 00:29:05.333 --> 00:29:06.208 No. 452 00:29:06.208 --> 00:29:07.208 Water stupid. 453 00:29:08.833 --> 00:29:11.208 He'll build the biggest mote the world has ever seen. 454 00:29:12.083 --> 00:29:13.250 It'll be huge. 455 00:29:15.083 --> 00:29:18.500 By the time the illegals climb over the first wall, 456 00:29:23.500 --> 00:29:24.874 Paco, we have to swim across! 457 00:29:24.875 --> 00:29:25.875 Let's go! 458 00:29:26.000 --> 00:29:28.875 Oh asshole, I'm not a good swimmer Jose! 459 00:29:34.333 --> 00:29:37.875 And swim through the crocodile infested waters, 460 00:29:44.542 --> 00:29:46.207 Paco!!! 461 00:29:46.208 --> 00:29:49.583 Jose!!! 462 00:29:58.083 --> 00:30:00.375 And get over to the 2nd wall, 463 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:04.375 they'll be too slippery and wet to climb it. 464 00:30:06.167 --> 00:30:08.083 They'll lay there in exhaustion 465 00:30:08.375 --> 00:30:09.375 too tired 466 00:30:09.500 --> 00:30:10.500 and just give up. 467 00:30:20.375 --> 00:30:21.625 Oh fuck... 468 00:30:24.500 --> 00:30:25.582 Yeah, yeah. 469 00:30:25.583 --> 00:30:26.583 2 walls. 470 00:30:27.250 --> 00:30:29.374 I suppose he's gonna make Hillary pay for it right? 471 00:30:29.375 --> 00:30:30.375 Damn straight she will. 472 00:30:30.750 --> 00:30:32.670 As soon as the extradite her ass from California. 473 00:30:33.917 --> 00:30:36.250 Damn sactuary state bullshit. 474 00:30:37.250 --> 00:30:38.450 At least you're retiring soon. 475 00:30:39.083 --> 00:30:42.483 You'll have better things to do with your time than worry about forests and immigrants. 476 00:30:42.875 --> 00:30:44.541 Maybe you can move back to California? 477 00:30:44.542 --> 00:30:45.542 Settle down on the coast? 478 00:30:46.250 --> 00:30:49.374 There's no chance in hell I'm going back to Comi-fornia. 479 00:30:49.375 --> 00:30:49.875 Why? 480 00:30:50.333 --> 00:30:51.708 So that Governor Grohl 481 00:30:52.083 --> 00:30:54.958 can take half of my retirement on the taxes he just raised? 482 00:30:55.833 --> 00:30:57.208 There goes my hero. 483 00:30:58.250 --> 00:30:59.583 He took my straws, 484 00:30:59.875 --> 00:31:01.082 my knives, 485 00:31:01.083 --> 00:31:02.083 my guns, 486 00:31:02.333 --> 00:31:03.500 the urinals! 487 00:31:04.625 --> 00:31:07.500 How do you ban a man from standing to take a leak? 488 00:31:10.375 --> 00:31:12.792 What kind of man sits down to pee? 489 00:31:13.375 --> 00:31:14.375 I won't do it. 490 00:31:14.750 --> 00:31:16.750 I'll go out and piss right in front of my house. 491 00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:18.749 So you would rather stand up to pee, 492 00:31:18.750 --> 00:31:21.000 than stand up for bathroom gender equality? 493 00:31:21.458 --> 00:31:27.082 I would rather stand in line and pay a $1.50 to eat my dick off a bun, 494 00:31:27.083 --> 00:31:30.124 wash it down with 16 ounces of flat piss. 495 00:31:30.125 --> 00:31:31.458 With free refills. 496 00:31:32.333 --> 00:31:33.958 Damn I miss Costco. 497 00:31:34.833 --> 00:31:35.833 Costco? 498 00:31:36.458 --> 00:31:37.458 What's that? 499 00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:38.999 The only place this side of the border 500 00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:41.833 where you can buy beautiful bulk Takis by the big bag. 501 00:31:42.583 --> 00:31:44.000 Less than 2 hours until the Purge, 502 00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:46.000 you going out tonight? 503 00:31:46.542 --> 00:31:47.542 No. 504 00:31:47.750 --> 00:31:48.750 Family's coming over. 505 00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:50.000 Having dinner. 506 00:31:50.750 --> 00:31:53.207 Got to make sure everybody stays safe tonight. 507 00:31:53.208 --> 00:31:54.333 How about you? 508 00:31:54.667 --> 00:31:55.667 Uh... 509 00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:58.160 Some friends of mine are coming over and picking me up. 510 00:31:58.833 --> 00:32:01.353 You know, we've got a list of assholes we're gonna visit tonight. 511 00:32:02.333 --> 00:32:03.833 So your house pretty secure? 512 00:32:04.167 --> 00:32:05.499 Reinforced windows? 513 00:32:05.500 --> 00:32:06.833 Security camers installed? 514 00:32:07.083 --> 00:32:08.166 No... 515 00:32:08.167 --> 00:32:09.374 Haven't got around to it yet. 516 00:32:09.375 --> 00:32:10.083 Ha... 517 00:32:10.083 --> 00:32:10.875 Nice! 518 00:32:10.875 --> 00:32:11.875 Excuse me? 519 00:32:11.875 --> 00:32:12.875 Uh... 520 00:32:13.708 --> 00:32:15.207 I said look! 521 00:32:15.208 --> 00:32:16.333 ICE! 522 00:32:36.500 --> 00:32:38.250 End of the road friends! 523 00:32:38.583 --> 00:32:39.208 Come on! 524 00:32:39.208 --> 00:32:40.000 Out of the Van! 525 00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:41.000 Let's go! 526 00:32:41.001 --> 00:32:42.374 Let's go! 527 00:32:42.375 --> 00:32:43.707 Let's go!!! 528 00:32:43.708 --> 00:32:45.582 That means now, come on! 529 00:32:45.583 --> 00:32:46.500 Come on! 530 00:32:46.500 --> 00:32:47.500 Come on!! 531 00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:50.249 I need you guys to go line up against that wall over there. 532 00:32:50.250 --> 00:32:51.000 Come on! 533 00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:51.583 Lets go. 534 00:32:51.583 --> 00:32:52.542 Come on... come on... come on!!! 535 00:32:52.542 --> 00:32:53.542 Let's go! 536 00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:55.375 Ay... ya!!!! 537 00:32:56.875 --> 00:32:57.875 Come on... 538 00:32:58.375 --> 00:33:00.374 Line up against el wall-o. 539 00:33:00.375 --> 00:33:01.042 Let' go. 540 00:33:01.042 --> 00:33:02.042 I'm serious here. 541 00:33:02.043 --> 00:33:03.832 I've got other places to be. 542 00:33:03.833 --> 00:33:04.708 Let's go. 543 00:33:04.709 --> 00:33:05.874 That's it. 544 00:33:05.875 --> 00:33:06.708 Like that. 545 00:33:06.709 --> 00:33:07.958 Spread your legs a little bit. 546 00:33:08.250 --> 00:33:09.250 There we go. 547 00:33:09.500 --> 00:33:10.500 Hurry up! 548 00:33:10.667 --> 00:33:11.667 Come on. 549 00:33:13.042 --> 00:33:14.542 There we go... 550 00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:16.083 That's good. 551 00:33:16.417 --> 00:33:18.500 Stay right there, I've gotta go get a ladder. 552 00:33:18.750 --> 00:33:19.750 But I'll be right back. 553 00:33:34.083 --> 00:33:35.125 I got your ladder! 554 00:33:36.208 --> 00:33:37.832 You guys miss me? 555 00:33:37.833 --> 00:33:40.625 You guys get to go home. 556 00:33:45.875 --> 00:33:46.957 Now... 557 00:33:46.958 --> 00:33:48.457 By executive order 558 00:33:48.458 --> 00:33:50.249 of The United States of America 559 00:33:50.250 --> 00:33:53.166 and to the Republic for which it stands, 560 00:33:53.167 --> 00:33:57.249 I hereby am returning you to your nattive territory. 561 00:33:57.250 --> 00:33:59.624 Now you all are gonna climb up this ladder 562 00:33:59.625 --> 00:34:02.624 up over the wall and back to the country from which you came 563 00:34:02.625 --> 00:34:04.499 and never return 564 00:34:04.500 --> 00:34:06.875 so help me baby Jesus. 565 00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:10.708 I'm gonna go talk to my colleagues over there... 566 00:34:10.958 --> 00:34:12.707 Excuse me, companions... 567 00:34:12.708 --> 00:34:13.874 And when I return, 568 00:34:13.875 --> 00:34:15.999 Ya'll are gonna be vaminosed. 569 00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:17.000 Understand? 570 00:34:19.875 --> 00:34:22.458 Okay, let me try to... 571 00:34:22.958 --> 00:34:25.707 Yo el turn-o-round-o... 572 00:34:25.708 --> 00:34:26.500 and, 573 00:34:26.501 --> 00:34:28.457 walk-o there-o. 574 00:34:28.458 --> 00:34:30.000 You 575 00:34:30.333 --> 00:34:31.374 take off 576 00:34:31.375 --> 00:34:32.999 very fast!!! 577 00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:34.875 Understand? 578 00:34:36.375 --> 00:34:37.125 Yes. 579 00:34:37.126 --> 00:34:39.499 Ah!!!! Very Excellent!!! 580 00:34:39.500 --> 00:34:40.999 Thank you very much 581 00:34:41.000 --> 00:34:43.000 for respecting my authorities. 582 00:34:43.333 --> 00:34:44.582 Nice try ya'll, 583 00:34:44.583 --> 00:34:46.333 but not on my watch... 584 00:34:56.667 --> 00:34:58.207 It's a sign from God. 585 00:34:58.208 --> 00:34:59.583 It's a ladder. 586 00:35:15.000 --> 00:35:16.000 Hello. 587 00:35:16.001 --> 00:35:17.582 What are you doing? 588 00:35:17.583 --> 00:35:18.874 You're gonna get caught. 589 00:35:18.875 --> 00:35:20.375 They're gonna deport you. 590 00:35:20.667 --> 00:35:21.583 No. 591 00:35:21.584 --> 00:35:23.499 There's nothing that can stop me now. 592 00:35:23.500 --> 00:35:27.208 I've traveled over 4000 miles to fulfil my destiny. 593 00:35:27.875 --> 00:35:29.374 Your desitiny? 594 00:35:29.375 --> 00:35:30.874 Wait, who are you? 595 00:35:30.875 --> 00:35:33.082 My name is Pedro Andreas Cavalera. 596 00:35:33.083 --> 00:35:35.749 And since I was a young boy in Brazil, I prayed... 597 00:35:35.750 --> 00:35:37.582 that one day... 598 00:35:37.583 --> 00:35:39.541 I would come to America... 599 00:35:39.542 --> 00:35:41.082 and dance on Broadway... 600 00:35:41.083 --> 00:35:42.874 We came here looking for a better life. 601 00:35:42.875 --> 00:35:44.207 I had a job... 602 00:35:44.208 --> 00:35:45.541 A home... 603 00:35:45.542 --> 00:35:47.041 But they keep sending us back. 604 00:35:47.042 --> 00:35:48.707 Oh really? 605 00:35:48.708 --> 00:35:50.833 The legal way just takes to long. 606 00:35:51.042 --> 00:35:52.832 We wouldn't survive. 607 00:35:52.833 --> 00:35:55.082 Then why are you just standing here? 608 00:35:55.083 --> 00:35:56.749 Seize the moment and... 609 00:35:56.750 --> 00:35:58.749 Never give up! 610 00:35:58.750 --> 00:35:59.874 Follow your dreams. 611 00:35:59.875 --> 00:36:00.917 See you later!!! 612 00:36:05.417 --> 00:36:06.582 What are we waiting for? 613 00:36:06.583 --> 00:36:08.375 Follow the rainbow! 614 00:36:26.500 --> 00:36:29.083 Sounds like somebody's got a sweet ride. 615 00:37:37.333 --> 00:37:38.333 You know what I'm saying? Two fingers. 616 00:37:38.333 --> 00:37:38.875 Two fingers. 617 00:37:38.875 --> 00:37:39.708 Evening Bill. 618 00:37:39.708 --> 00:37:40.500 Aidan. 619 00:37:40.500 --> 00:37:41.333 Hey Daryl. 620 00:37:41.333 --> 00:37:42.167 Daryl. 621 00:37:42.167 --> 00:37:43.000 How's it going? 622 00:37:43.000 --> 00:37:44.000 Gum? 623 00:37:44.208 --> 00:37:45.208 Got my own. 624 00:37:46.208 --> 00:37:47.288 What's the good word Daryl? 625 00:37:47.875 --> 00:37:49.666 Just another glorious day 626 00:37:49.667 --> 00:37:51.499 protecting our sovereign nation 627 00:37:51.500 --> 00:37:53.707 from those who would trespass against it. 628 00:37:53.708 --> 00:37:55.583 Like those 2 yahoos... 629 00:37:58.833 --> 00:38:00.207 Look at them... 630 00:38:00.208 --> 00:38:01.582 Putos... 631 00:38:01.583 --> 00:38:03.166 Standing around doing nothing laughing at us 632 00:38:03.167 --> 00:38:05.500 while we work hard to become American citizens. 633 00:38:06.208 --> 00:38:07.500 Callete Jose. 634 00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:09.749 Don't look them in the eye. 635 00:38:09.750 --> 00:38:12.000 They don't like it when you look them in the eye. 636 00:38:13.000 --> 00:38:14.207 You doing anything tonight? 637 00:38:14.208 --> 00:38:15.249 You know... 638 00:38:15.250 --> 00:38:16.250 For the purge? 639 00:38:16.667 --> 00:38:17.874 I'll probably just 640 00:38:17.875 --> 00:38:19.874 stay home, watch some TV, 641 00:38:19.875 --> 00:38:21.000 until everything is over. 642 00:38:22.583 --> 00:38:26.999 I'm not very big on the whole murder, violence, hunting for sport thing. 643 00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:28.541 I prefer catch and release. 644 00:38:28.542 --> 00:38:29.875 Like when I go fishing. 645 00:38:30.208 --> 00:38:32.083 You should stay at Bill's place. 646 00:38:33.000 --> 00:38:33.833 You know, 647 00:38:33.834 --> 00:38:35.458 safety in numbers. 648 00:38:36.708 --> 00:38:38.332 You're more than welcome. 649 00:38:38.333 --> 00:38:39.707 Just gonna have the family over, 650 00:38:39.708 --> 00:38:40.999 have a few beers, 651 00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:42.582 catch the Apprentice premiere. 652 00:38:42.583 --> 00:38:44.166 Do you like Takis? 653 00:38:44.167 --> 00:38:45.374 You sure Bill? 654 00:38:45.375 --> 00:38:46.874 I don't wanna intrude. 655 00:38:46.875 --> 00:38:49.166 No, no. Besides it's... 656 00:38:49.167 --> 00:38:51.567 probably the only way you're gonna make it through the night. 657 00:38:52.083 --> 00:38:54.374 I got tons of locks on my doors. 658 00:38:54.375 --> 00:38:56.541 Plus bars on my windows. 659 00:38:56.542 --> 00:38:58.082 That is some good information. 660 00:38:58.083 --> 00:38:59.083 Thanks for that. 661 00:38:59.750 --> 00:39:01.250 I'll take you up on it Bill. 662 00:39:02.083 --> 00:39:03.916 You're more than welcome. 663 00:39:03.917 --> 00:39:05.499 Even though you're... 664 00:39:05.500 --> 00:39:06.582 ICE. 665 00:39:06.583 --> 00:39:07.500 Ha! 666 00:39:07.501 --> 00:39:08.625 Good one! 667 00:39:09.333 --> 00:39:10.707 It's a good idea Daryl. 668 00:39:10.708 --> 00:39:12.832 It'll save us a lot of time having you guys all in the same place. 669 00:39:12.833 --> 00:39:13.833 Excuse me? 670 00:39:14.083 --> 00:39:15.375 What'd you say boy? 671 00:39:15.833 --> 00:39:16.583 Oh... 672 00:39:16.584 --> 00:39:18.082 You guys would have fun together. 673 00:39:18.083 --> 00:39:19.582 Do you think we're gonna like, 674 00:39:19.583 --> 00:39:21.582 piss and cross streams or something? 675 00:39:21.583 --> 00:39:22.458 No. 676 00:39:22.459 --> 00:39:23.499 You guys are friendly. 677 00:39:23.500 --> 00:39:24.417 Bro... 678 00:39:24.418 --> 00:39:25.666 ICE... 679 00:39:25.667 --> 00:39:26.667 ICE. 680 00:39:27.417 --> 00:39:28.417 And FIRE. 681 00:39:28.418 --> 00:39:29.749 They don't mix. 682 00:39:29.750 --> 00:39:30.874 They do! 683 00:39:30.875 --> 00:39:31.417 Yeah they do. 684 00:39:31.417 --> 00:39:32.417 No. 685 00:39:33.000 --> 00:39:34.624 It's like the Yin and the Yang. 686 00:39:34.625 --> 00:39:35.542 FIRE... 687 00:39:35.542 --> 00:39:36.500 ICE! 688 00:39:36.501 --> 00:39:37.874 I'm just messing with you Bill. 689 00:39:37.875 --> 00:39:39.624 I've seen the movie Ghost Busters. 690 00:39:39.625 --> 00:39:40.832 Everybody knows 691 00:39:40.833 --> 00:39:42.625 you don't cross streams. 692 00:39:43.333 --> 00:39:45.249 Except for this guy apparently. 693 00:39:45.250 --> 00:39:46.125 Okay. 694 00:39:46.126 --> 00:39:47.624 So I'm into crossing streams... 695 00:39:47.625 --> 00:39:49.583 What's the big deal? 696 00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:51.457 It's 2025! 697 00:39:51.458 --> 00:39:52.458 Whatever! 698 00:39:52.583 --> 00:39:53.707 You millennial. 699 00:39:53.708 --> 00:39:55.125 Fuckin millennials. 700 00:39:59.625 --> 00:40:00.625 Hey! 701 00:40:01.208 --> 00:40:03.726 Quit eyeballing me like you're trying to cross streams. Okay bro? 702 00:40:03.750 --> 00:40:04.625 Which one's eyeballing you? 703 00:40:04.626 --> 00:40:06.041 The one on the left. 704 00:40:06.042 --> 00:40:07.125 Hey! 705 00:40:07.542 --> 00:40:08.750 Quit looking at me! 706 00:40:09.667 --> 00:40:10.625 Yeah... 707 00:40:10.626 --> 00:40:12.250 That's me and your mom later. 708 00:40:14.083 --> 00:40:16.000 Hey, take it easy on them guys. 709 00:40:16.333 --> 00:40:17.833 What the hell's wrong with you? 710 00:40:18.083 --> 00:40:19.582 He's fucking catch and release. 711 00:40:19.583 --> 00:40:21.499 Oh, totally catch and release. 712 00:40:21.500 --> 00:40:25.500 Their mothers are probably really nice people and make great tostadas. 713 00:40:25.875 --> 00:40:26.667 Look Daryl, 714 00:40:26.668 --> 00:40:28.707 just try to be at my place around 6:30. 715 00:40:28.708 --> 00:40:29.500 Fine. 716 00:40:29.501 --> 00:40:30.999 6:30 it is. 717 00:40:31.000 --> 00:40:32.208 Don't be late! 718 00:40:32.583 --> 00:40:33.833 Speaking of late... 719 00:40:35.708 --> 00:40:36.750 Time to wrap it up. 720 00:40:38.167 --> 00:40:39.708 Back to your home. 721 00:40:40.208 --> 00:40:42.083 The hour of the Purge is upon us. 722 00:41:03.083 --> 00:41:06.083 I heard you guys had a pretty big bust yesterday. 723 00:41:08.875 --> 00:41:11.875 Oh yeah, what'd you hear? 724 00:41:12.583 --> 00:41:15.375 Just that you caught a major Cartel leader. 725 00:41:15.583 --> 00:41:17.667 Brought in a big haul of narcotics. 726 00:41:18.375 --> 00:41:21.000 Scored a big chunk of change on top of that. 727 00:41:21.708 --> 00:41:24.207 Like 1.4 million dollars or something? 728 00:41:24.208 --> 00:41:26.333 Or something. 729 00:41:29.667 --> 00:41:31.375 1.4 million. 730 00:41:32.250 --> 00:41:34.249 I could live large off of that. 731 00:41:34.250 --> 00:41:35.875 I bet you could. 732 00:41:36.500 --> 00:41:38.582 Two more weeks. 733 00:41:38.583 --> 00:41:40.499 All you gotta do is survive tonight and... 734 00:41:40.500 --> 00:41:42.249 smooth sailing. 735 00:41:42.250 --> 00:41:44.250 That's my plan. 736 00:41:44.667 --> 00:41:45.667 Hey... 737 00:41:45.668 --> 00:41:46.874 Take a right up here at the light. 738 00:41:46.875 --> 00:41:49.083 I need to stop by the dollar store. 739 00:41:54.208 --> 00:41:56.208 I'll be right back. 740 00:42:19.875 --> 00:42:20.750 Come on. 741 00:42:20.751 --> 00:42:22.250 Come get a bite. 742 00:42:23.125 --> 00:42:24.167 Here. 743 00:42:25.667 --> 00:42:26.999 How about you? 744 00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:28.000 Come on. 745 00:42:34.458 --> 00:42:36.458 I'm real sorry I have to do this to ya. 746 00:42:39.125 --> 00:42:41.833 But needs must when the devil drives. 747 00:42:57.875 --> 00:42:59.000 Come on, play nice! 748 00:43:05.500 --> 00:43:08.082 Alright girls, you're in for the night. 749 00:43:08.083 --> 00:43:09.207 Don't be breaking out. 750 00:43:09.208 --> 00:43:11.333 It's all bad on this side of the fence. 751 00:43:12.167 --> 00:43:13.833 Hope to see you in the morning. 752 00:43:34.875 --> 00:43:37.208 Weren't you expecting a friend to show up here already? 753 00:43:37.583 --> 00:43:39.083 He'll be along in a bit. 754 00:43:39.875 --> 00:43:41.374 He'd better hurry up! 755 00:43:41.375 --> 00:43:44.166 Don't wanna be caught passing through town before it's too late. 756 00:43:44.167 --> 00:43:45.374 No worries. 757 00:43:45.375 --> 00:43:46.855 We don't get many Purgers up this way. 758 00:43:47.667 --> 00:43:50.207 Got a fence around the entire property. 759 00:43:50.208 --> 00:43:53.041 Cars can't get through without a gate code. 760 00:43:53.042 --> 00:43:54.582 Besides... 761 00:43:54.583 --> 00:43:56.582 It's good for Halloween too. 762 00:43:56.583 --> 00:43:58.583 None of those pesky trick or treaters. 763 00:43:59.375 --> 00:44:00.375 True story. 764 00:44:00.708 --> 00:44:03.708 I'll give him a call and make sure he didn't get fucking lost. 765 00:44:12.958 --> 00:44:14.958 Come on stupid pump. 766 00:44:16.750 --> 00:44:18.583 Why does it have to be so slow? 767 00:44:27.250 --> 00:44:28.250 Hello? 768 00:44:28.375 --> 00:44:29.375 Hey! 769 00:44:29.500 --> 00:44:30.500 You still on your way? 770 00:44:30.542 --> 00:44:31.250 Yeah. 771 00:44:31.500 --> 00:44:32.375 I... 772 00:44:32.376 --> 00:44:34.416 just stopped to get some gas real quick. 773 00:44:34.417 --> 00:44:35.750 I'm just around the corner. 774 00:44:36.583 --> 00:44:37.750 Only minutes left. 775 00:44:38.083 --> 00:44:40.249 I'm trying to hurry but this... 776 00:44:40.250 --> 00:44:43.500 pump is moving slower than a snail wiping it's ass I swear. 777 00:44:43.833 --> 00:44:45.000 Move your ass bro. 778 00:44:45.250 --> 00:44:46.500 Love you too, bye... 779 00:44:55.750 --> 00:44:57.208 Come on stupid pump. 780 00:45:10.875 --> 00:45:13.625 I hate everything about this god damn pump. 781 00:45:23.375 --> 00:45:24.708 Come on... 782 00:45:29.708 --> 00:45:30.958 No... come on. 783 00:45:33.125 --> 00:45:34.125 Come on!!! 784 00:45:36.125 --> 00:45:37.125 Hey yo! 785 00:45:37.126 --> 00:45:38.166 You alright? 786 00:45:38.167 --> 00:45:39.999 You need some help? 787 00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:41.624 I don't speak English! 788 00:45:41.625 --> 00:45:42.999 Let me give you a hand. 789 00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:44.999 You know it's not safe to be here. 790 00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:47.374 Just pop open the hood and we'll take a look at the engine. 791 00:45:47.375 --> 00:45:48.375 Come on! 792 00:45:48.583 --> 00:45:50.583 Come on baby, you got this. 793 00:45:52.208 --> 00:45:53.999 Woo, yeah!!! 794 00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:55.583 See ya sucker!!! 795 00:45:59.500 --> 00:46:01.875 I'm only trying to help! 796 00:46:08.208 --> 00:46:09.582 Relax everybody. 797 00:46:09.583 --> 00:46:11.000 It's probably just Daryl. 798 00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:28.083 Daryl, you son of a bitch! 799 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:32.083 That's a hell of a grip you got there Bill. 800 00:46:32.375 --> 00:46:34.708 What, ICE got you pushing too many pencils? 801 00:46:35.875 --> 00:46:37.499 Just fucking with ya. 802 00:46:37.500 --> 00:46:38.780 Cuttin' it a bit close aren't ya? 803 00:46:39.042 --> 00:46:41.250 Had some car trouble back at the gas station. 804 00:46:41.875 --> 00:46:43.375 Can you just let me in already? 805 00:46:44.542 --> 00:46:45.542 Come on in. 806 00:46:46.042 --> 00:46:49.042 Thanks. I swear somebody was ready to knock me off at that gas station. 807 00:46:49.375 --> 00:46:51.082 But thanks to sweet baby Jesus, 808 00:46:51.083 --> 00:46:52.166 I made it out. 809 00:46:52.167 --> 00:46:53.583 Family is in the living room. 810 00:46:56.708 --> 00:46:58.541 Hey everybody, this is Daryl. 811 00:46:58.542 --> 00:47:00.375 Daryl works with me at Homeland Security. 812 00:47:00.708 --> 00:47:02.749 Hi I'm Daryl, pleased to meet you all. 813 00:47:02.750 --> 00:47:05.249 Hi Daryl, I'm Bill's sister Stacey. 814 00:47:05.250 --> 00:47:07.041 This is my husband Tom. 815 00:47:07.042 --> 00:47:08.875 Howdy Daryl, pleased to meet you. 816 00:47:10.250 --> 00:47:12.000 The pleasures all mine... 817 00:47:14.083 --> 00:47:15.667 And my daughter Jenna. 818 00:47:16.875 --> 00:47:17.916 Hello. 819 00:47:17.917 --> 00:47:19.042 Hi. 820 00:47:20.250 --> 00:47:21.875 My son Brian. 821 00:47:22.750 --> 00:47:24.166 How's it going my man? 822 00:47:24.167 --> 00:47:24.667 Hey. 823 00:47:24.667 --> 00:47:25.375 Brian! 824 00:47:25.667 --> 00:47:26.667 Brian! 825 00:47:27.250 --> 00:47:29.875 Don't be rude, say hello to our guest. 826 00:47:30.375 --> 00:47:31.375 Sup man! 827 00:47:31.833 --> 00:47:32.833 Sup! 828 00:47:33.333 --> 00:47:35.083 And Grandma Ruth. 829 00:47:35.333 --> 00:47:37.124 Nice to meet you Darren. 830 00:47:37.125 --> 00:47:38.957 It's actually Daryl ma'am. 831 00:47:38.958 --> 00:47:39.708 Daryl... 832 00:47:39.709 --> 00:47:41.332 Isn't that a girls name? 833 00:47:41.333 --> 00:47:43.249 Uh... I don't believe so. 834 00:47:43.250 --> 00:47:45.375 Like that movie, that murmaid movie. 835 00:47:45.750 --> 00:47:47.249 Oh love that one! 836 00:47:47.250 --> 00:47:48.500 Daryl Hannah. 837 00:47:48.750 --> 00:47:52.499 Well yeah, but there's plenty of manly men out there with the name Daryl too. 838 00:47:52.500 --> 00:47:53.874 Like you got what, uh... 839 00:47:53.875 --> 00:47:56.041 Daryl Stawberry who used to play on the Mets. 840 00:47:56.042 --> 00:47:57.166 Daryl Hall. 841 00:47:57.167 --> 00:47:58.416 Daryl Hammond. 842 00:47:58.417 --> 00:47:59.874 Well that's okay. 843 00:47:59.875 --> 00:48:02.125 Whatever makes you feel better about it. 844 00:48:03.750 --> 00:48:04.708 Okay. 845 00:48:04.708 --> 00:48:05.708 Well... 846 00:48:06.083 --> 00:48:07.374 It was nice to meet you all. 847 00:48:07.375 --> 00:48:08.958 Uhh, just want to say, 848 00:48:09.333 --> 00:48:11.707 thanks for allowing me to stay with you tonight. 849 00:48:11.708 --> 00:48:13.708 It really means alot. 850 00:48:14.083 --> 00:48:14.750 Hey uh... 851 00:48:14.750 --> 00:48:15.583 Sorry about that. 852 00:48:15.584 --> 00:48:17.457 I didn't mean to be rude earlier or anything. 853 00:48:17.458 --> 00:48:19.978 I was just Snatch Chatting with this chick that liked my profile. 854 00:48:20.333 --> 00:48:22.125 Snatch Chat huh? 855 00:48:22.583 --> 00:48:25.041 Sounds like a mature site for a boy your age. 856 00:48:25.042 --> 00:48:29.374 Uh no, Snatch Chat is just a social site that you like upload selfies... 857 00:48:29.375 --> 00:48:33.041 and people can like them or message you if you both click like on each other. 858 00:48:33.042 --> 00:48:34.582 They call it Snatching. 859 00:48:34.583 --> 00:48:35.583 Snatching! 860 00:48:35.583 --> 00:48:36.208 Mmm hmm. 861 00:48:36.209 --> 00:48:37.582 I got you, my bad. 862 00:48:37.583 --> 00:48:40.332 I just got this new app called Timber, have you heard of it? 863 00:48:40.333 --> 00:48:41.749 No... 864 00:48:41.750 --> 00:48:46.332 Well, its basically designed for the ladies so that only men they've liked... 865 00:48:46.333 --> 00:48:47.499 can message them. 866 00:48:47.500 --> 00:48:50.499 I only installed the app to make sure my profile is working. 867 00:48:50.500 --> 00:48:52.583 I haven't found the one just yet. 868 00:48:53.083 --> 00:48:54.208 Basically... 869 00:48:55.083 --> 00:48:56.666 Get this out here... 870 00:48:56.667 --> 00:48:59.083 You just open the app. 871 00:49:00.583 --> 00:49:02.374 Okay, and then when you get into here, 872 00:49:02.375 --> 00:49:04.083 you click Find Wood. 873 00:49:05.375 --> 00:49:09.208 And these are called your Wood Piles and your gonna scroll through these. 874 00:49:12.375 --> 00:49:13.208 And... 875 00:49:13.209 --> 00:49:15.042 when you see something you like... 876 00:49:15.875 --> 00:49:17.249 then you click on them. 877 00:49:17.250 --> 00:49:20.041 Obviously this guy you would just click Cut 'Em Loose. 878 00:49:20.042 --> 00:49:23.226 That gets them out of your Wood Pile but if you like what you see you click Get Some! 879 00:49:23.250 --> 00:49:25.667 Timber!!! 880 00:49:26.083 --> 00:49:27.749 Oh shit... 881 00:49:27.750 --> 00:49:28.750 Umm... 882 00:49:28.751 --> 00:49:31.018 Do you see a cancle button on here? I didn't mean to do that. 883 00:49:31.042 --> 00:49:31.667 No... 884 00:49:31.667 --> 00:49:32.250 Uh oh... 885 00:49:32.251 --> 00:49:33.375 I don't see one... 886 00:49:34.000 --> 00:49:35.874 I'm not interested in dudes. 887 00:49:35.875 --> 00:49:37.083 You've got wood! 888 00:49:37.375 --> 00:49:38.000 Uh oh! 889 00:49:38.375 --> 00:49:40.375 There's something in my Wood Pile. 890 00:49:41.167 --> 00:49:41.708 Oh!!! 891 00:49:41.709 --> 00:49:44.042 Oh sweet Jesus... 892 00:49:46.208 --> 00:49:47.208 Yep... 893 00:49:47.458 --> 00:49:48.875 That's a dick pic... 894 00:49:49.750 --> 00:49:52.749 When you're done looking at Dicks, would you like a beer? 895 00:49:52.750 --> 00:49:54.749 Umm, no thanks. I'm alergic to gluten. 896 00:49:54.750 --> 00:49:57.082 We have Angry Apple for the ladies. 897 00:49:57.083 --> 00:49:58.167 Uh, sure. 898 00:50:11.875 --> 00:50:13.874 I don't know if I should be drinking tonight. 899 00:50:13.875 --> 00:50:15.624 Should probably be on full alert. 900 00:50:15.625 --> 00:50:17.124 Don't be a pussy. 901 00:50:17.125 --> 00:50:18.833 1 drink ain't gonna kill ya. 902 00:50:20.458 --> 00:50:23.208 It's not the drink I'm affraid of. 903 00:50:23.708 --> 00:50:25.332 It's what's out there tonight. 904 00:50:25.333 --> 00:50:26.958 Ahh, let 'em come. 905 00:50:27.458 --> 00:50:29.749 I have special door prizes for any uh... 906 00:50:29.750 --> 00:50:31.125 unwelcome guests. 907 00:50:33.250 --> 00:50:35.249 Here, try some Takis. 908 00:50:35.250 --> 00:50:36.874 They're delicious! 909 00:50:36.875 --> 00:50:39.124 Sure, I can try one. 910 00:50:39.125 --> 00:50:41.042 Never had these before. 911 00:50:51.500 --> 00:50:52.957 Now we're having fun. 912 00:50:52.958 --> 00:50:54.833 Fucking delicious ain't they? 913 00:50:57.208 --> 00:50:58.582 So Daryl... 914 00:50:58.583 --> 00:51:00.375 Do you work for FIRE as well? 915 00:51:01.333 --> 00:51:04.333 No, I work for Immigration and Customs Enforcement. 916 00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:08.874 Ah, so like the people I see on the TV 917 00:51:08.875 --> 00:51:12.708 that are ripping apart families and separating children from their parents? 918 00:51:13.250 --> 00:51:14.874 I've done no such thing. 919 00:51:14.875 --> 00:51:17.999 Why, just today, I sent an entire family back to Mexico. 920 00:51:18.000 --> 00:51:20.416 Parents and children together. 921 00:51:20.417 --> 00:51:22.707 I know it might say ICE on my vest, 922 00:51:22.708 --> 00:51:23.832 but my heart, 923 00:51:23.833 --> 00:51:25.583 is warm in my chest. 924 00:51:26.000 --> 00:51:27.207 Awe! 925 00:51:27.208 --> 00:51:28.500 Well, 926 00:51:28.708 --> 00:51:31.707 that gives me some faith that there's good people working in our Government. 927 00:51:31.708 --> 00:51:34.207 I mean, everybody deserves a fair shake at life right? 928 00:51:34.208 --> 00:51:35.208 They do. 929 00:51:35.209 --> 00:51:38.082 And now there's new ways for them to come over here legally. 930 00:51:38.083 --> 00:51:41.083 That's why the President created FIRE. 931 00:51:41.333 --> 00:51:42.666 Wait a second... 932 00:51:42.667 --> 00:51:44.082 Let me get this straight... 933 00:51:44.083 --> 00:51:47.332 Forrest and Immigration Raking Enforcement? 934 00:51:47.333 --> 00:51:49.249 FIRE! 935 00:51:49.250 --> 00:51:50.749 And... 936 00:51:50.750 --> 00:51:52.582 Immigration and Customs Enforcement? 937 00:51:52.583 --> 00:51:53.125 ICE! 938 00:51:53.126 --> 00:51:54.625 Yes ma'am! 939 00:51:56.875 --> 00:51:58.707 FIRE and ICE? 940 00:51:58.708 --> 00:51:59.999 Who comes up with this sh.. 941 00:52:00.000 --> 00:52:01.000 Shh!!! 942 00:52:01.708 --> 00:52:02.874 It's startin'. 943 00:52:02.875 --> 00:52:05.207 Quiet everybody! 944 00:52:05.208 --> 00:52:06.874 This is not a test. 945 00:52:06.875 --> 00:52:09.375 This is the Emergency Broadcast System. 946 00:52:22.083 --> 00:52:23.999 After the siren, all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 hours. 947 00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:28.541 All emergency services will beunavailable until tomorrow morning at 7am when 948 00:52:28.542 --> 00:52:31.541 the second siren concludes the Purge. 949 00:52:31.542 --> 00:52:33.333 May God be with you. 950 00:53:05.083 --> 00:53:06.583 That's enough of that already. 951 00:53:11.708 --> 00:53:12.875 Apprentice. 952 00:53:15.958 --> 00:53:17.625 Ooh I love this show! 953 00:53:41.958 --> 00:53:43.582 Alright, are we live? 954 00:53:43.583 --> 00:53:45.832 Oh it's, it's pre-recorded? 955 00:53:45.833 --> 00:53:46.625 Alright, whatever! 956 00:53:46.626 --> 00:53:52.332 Welcome to the first episode of the Apprentice 2025. 957 00:53:52.333 --> 00:53:53.874 Before we get started, 958 00:53:53.875 --> 00:53:56.332 I just wanted to give a big shout out to Putin... 959 00:53:56.333 --> 00:53:57.791 For nominating me... 960 00:53:57.792 --> 00:53:59.999 for the Pee-Pee Challenge. 961 00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:02.874 We're going to be doing that a little bit later this evening. 962 00:54:02.875 --> 00:54:05.124 Nobody does the Pee-Pee Challenge... 963 00:54:05.125 --> 00:54:06.166 like I do. 964 00:54:06.167 --> 00:54:06.917 Okay. 965 00:54:06.917 --> 00:54:07.750 Nobody! 966 00:54:07.751 --> 00:54:10.207 It's going to be huge! 967 00:54:10.208 --> 00:54:12.374 Very frothy! 968 00:54:12.375 --> 00:54:13.000 Lastly... 969 00:54:13.001 --> 00:54:14.332 It's a special night! 970 00:54:14.333 --> 00:54:17.332 The return of the annual Purge. 971 00:54:17.333 --> 00:54:19.499 Everybody have a great time. 972 00:54:19.500 --> 00:54:20.000 Okay? 973 00:54:20.001 --> 00:54:22.249 I'll be watching via Space Force satellite 974 00:54:22.250 --> 00:54:24.583 at Mar-a-Lago's clubhouse. 975 00:54:24.833 --> 00:54:25.583 Now... 976 00:54:25.584 --> 00:54:30.082 I'm starting a new business right here in my city, New York. 977 00:54:30.083 --> 00:54:34.499 We're going to take over the world of intimate apparel. 978 00:54:34.500 --> 00:54:37.499 Nobody knows intimate apparel like I do. 979 00:54:37.500 --> 00:54:38.999 I present to you... 980 00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:41.083 Donjerie! 981 00:54:52.500 --> 00:54:57.374 Donjerie will be the finest clothing a woman can adorne. 982 00:54:57.375 --> 00:54:59.249 Each one of you have one week 983 00:54:59.250 --> 00:55:03.874 to design a completely new line of bras and panties 984 00:55:03.875 --> 00:55:07.374 unlike anything the fashion industry has ever seen. 985 00:55:07.375 --> 00:55:09.000 Now, get to work! 986 00:55:09.542 --> 00:55:11.000 What the fuck is that? 987 00:55:11.375 --> 00:55:13.041 It's a fucking handle grip where you can grab them by the... 988 00:55:13.042 --> 00:55:15.082 What the fuck do you need a handle grip for? 989 00:55:15.083 --> 00:55:17.041 If it's hanging there and you grab them by the pussy... 990 00:55:17.042 --> 00:55:18.499 What do you need a handle...? 991 00:55:18.500 --> 00:55:19.708 Why wouldn't you need it? 992 00:55:20.458 --> 00:55:22.166 It's fucking genious! 993 00:55:22.167 --> 00:55:24.666 And what is this? Does she have 4 nipples? 994 00:55:24.667 --> 00:55:26.082 Do you know? 995 00:55:26.083 --> 00:55:27.042 8 nipples! 996 00:55:27.043 --> 00:55:28.666 Have you ever even seen a woman? 997 00:55:28.667 --> 00:55:29.375 Naked? 998 00:55:29.375 --> 00:55:30.250 Fuck... you!!! 999 00:55:30.251 --> 00:55:32.249 They're both fucking idiots! 1000 00:55:32.250 --> 00:55:35.667 They wouldn't know a good design from a hole in their ass! 1001 00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:37.500 I'm the next Apprentice. 1002 00:55:37.917 --> 00:55:39.249 Focus on the cannons. 1003 00:55:39.250 --> 00:55:40.749 Look at these things. 1004 00:55:40.750 --> 00:55:41.750 Gorgeous! 1005 00:55:41.751 --> 00:55:43.374 8 nipples, we're good. 1006 00:55:43.375 --> 00:55:45.749 When you come down here and you yank on that shit, 1007 00:55:45.750 --> 00:55:47.041 we're good!!! 1008 00:55:47.042 --> 00:55:48.416 Why are we gonna yank on that shit??? 1009 00:55:48.417 --> 00:55:51.499 Everybody knows, every girl wants to be yanked by the pussy. 1010 00:55:51.500 --> 00:55:52.707 I don't want to be yanked by the pussy! 1011 00:55:52.708 --> 00:55:54.207 Nobody ever wants to be yanked by the pussy! 1012 00:55:54.208 --> 00:55:55.499 Do you wanna be yanked by the dick? 1013 00:55:55.500 --> 00:55:56.832 I want to be yanking pussy!!! 1014 00:55:56.833 --> 00:55:58.207 You want to be yanked by the pussy? 1015 00:55:58.208 --> 00:55:58.833 Yes... 1016 00:55:58.833 --> 00:55:59.833 I don't have... maybe... 1017 00:55:59.833 --> 00:56:00.583 There it is. 1018 00:56:00.583 --> 00:56:01.583 Shit! 1019 00:56:03.042 --> 00:56:06.250 So Daryl, you work for uh, Homeland Security too huh? 1020 00:56:06.542 --> 00:56:07.625 What agency? 1021 00:56:08.125 --> 00:56:09.499 I'm with the... 1022 00:56:09.500 --> 00:56:11.499 U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. 1023 00:56:11.500 --> 00:56:12.875 Commonly known as ICE. 1024 00:56:13.125 --> 00:56:15.875 Come again? You gotta talk into my good ear. 1025 00:56:16.250 --> 00:56:17.999 God dad, he just went over this! 1026 00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:18.625 Listen! 1027 00:56:18.875 --> 00:56:20.624 Dad can't hear shit... 1028 00:56:20.625 --> 00:56:21.625 Brian! 1029 00:56:21.667 --> 00:56:22.750 Language!! 1030 00:56:23.125 --> 00:56:26.124 Someone threw a grenade right next to his tent when he was in Vietnam. 1031 00:56:26.125 --> 00:56:29.124 Exploded right by him and now he's mostly deaf in one ear. 1032 00:56:29.125 --> 00:56:31.083 Shrapnel tore right through my pillow. 1033 00:56:31.333 --> 00:56:32.958 I'm lucky to be alive! 1034 00:56:34.083 --> 00:56:36.707 So Daryl, have you heard anything about the new Space Force? 1035 00:56:36.708 --> 00:56:38.250 Do you really get to go into space? 1036 00:56:39.208 --> 00:56:42.374 Nah, that will likely be a branch of the U.S. military. 1037 00:56:42.375 --> 00:56:45.958 Unless of course we have to deal with illegal aliens... 1038 00:56:46.417 --> 00:56:47.417 Wait, for real? 1039 00:56:48.042 --> 00:56:48.667 Like... 1040 00:56:48.668 --> 00:56:50.624 do aliens really exist?? 1041 00:56:50.625 --> 00:56:52.874 It was a joke dillhole! 1042 00:56:52.875 --> 00:56:53.875 Jen!!! 1043 00:56:53.876 --> 00:56:56.125 Be nice to your brother! 1044 00:56:56.833 --> 00:56:58.374 Hey Brian! 1045 00:56:58.375 --> 00:57:00.499 You should come do a ride along with me sometime. 1046 00:57:00.500 --> 00:57:02.666 See what it takes to keep our borders secure. 1047 00:57:02.667 --> 00:57:03.333 Really? 1048 00:57:03.334 --> 00:57:04.875 I wouldn't mind a ride along... 1049 00:57:05.833 --> 00:57:08.833 It'd be my pleasure to take you. 1050 00:57:09.708 --> 00:57:12.083 Mom, can I go on a ride along with Daryl please? 1051 00:57:12.500 --> 00:57:14.332 That sounds fine honey. 1052 00:57:14.333 --> 00:57:18.000 Just make sure finish your homework first and you're back in time for supper. 1053 00:57:20.500 --> 00:57:25.000 You know, our immigration policy is a complete joke... 1054 00:57:25.333 --> 00:57:26.374 Speaking of which... 1055 00:57:26.375 --> 00:57:28.541 Oh God, here we go again... 1056 00:57:28.542 --> 00:57:31.749 You ever hear the one about the Border Patrol agent... 1057 00:57:31.750 --> 00:57:34.999 who catches an illegal immigrant and says... 1058 00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:40.707 I'll let you stay in the U.S.A. if you can say 3 english words in 1 sentance? 1059 00:57:40.708 --> 00:57:42.666 No, can't say I have. 1060 00:57:42.667 --> 00:57:45.667 The Border Patrol thinks to him self uh... 1061 00:57:46.083 --> 00:57:49.083 I'm gonna make this really hard for him. 1062 00:57:49.500 --> 00:57:52.499 The 3 english words you gotta say in 1 sentance... 1063 00:57:52.500 --> 00:57:55.875 are green, pink and yellow. 1064 00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:58.582 Well the Mexican guy says... 1065 00:57:58.583 --> 00:58:00.207 Oh yes sir! 1066 00:58:00.208 --> 00:58:01.999 And starts thinking about it. 1067 00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:04.041 A couple of minutes later... 1068 00:58:04.042 --> 00:58:05.042 he says... 1069 00:58:05.043 --> 00:58:06.708 Okay, Okay! 1070 00:58:07.500 --> 00:58:12.042 The telephone, it goes Green... Green... Green... 1071 00:58:12.417 --> 00:58:13.749 I Pink it up... 1072 00:58:13.750 --> 00:58:15.750 and says Yellow??? 1073 00:58:18.750 --> 00:58:21.750 Ha Ha... Good one... 1074 00:58:22.250 --> 00:58:23.042 Hey! 1075 00:58:23.042 --> 00:58:23.750 Oh... 1076 00:58:23.751 --> 00:58:27.082 What do you call 4 Mexicans who drown in the Rio Grande... 1077 00:58:27.083 --> 00:58:30.750 while trying to cross illegally into the U.S.? 1078 00:58:31.083 --> 00:58:32.500 I don't know, what? 1079 00:58:33.750 --> 00:58:36.750 Quatro Sink-o!!! 1080 00:58:45.125 --> 00:58:49.082 I think completely understand why we have the Purge now. 1081 00:58:49.083 --> 00:58:51.125 Huh? What's that? 1082 00:58:52.500 --> 00:58:54.625 I said excuse me, I have to uh, get a refill. 1083 00:58:54.875 --> 00:58:55.875 Oh. 1084 00:58:56.750 --> 00:58:57.875 Hey!!! 1085 00:58:58.500 --> 00:58:59.749 Bring back some Takis! 1086 00:58:59.750 --> 00:59:00.750 Sure thing. 1087 00:59:12.333 --> 00:59:14.000 You guys good? 1088 00:59:23.708 --> 00:59:24.958 What the hell? 1089 00:59:27.208 --> 00:59:27.833 Hello! 1090 00:59:28.208 --> 00:59:29.208 Hi there! 1091 00:59:29.500 --> 00:59:31.125 Wanna make me a drink? 1092 00:59:32.042 --> 00:59:34.500 I'm gonna have to see some ID first... 1093 00:59:34.792 --> 00:59:35.667 Uhh... 1094 00:59:35.667 --> 00:59:36.625 I'm just kidding... 1095 00:59:36.626 --> 00:59:37.917 What will it be? 1096 00:59:38.250 --> 00:59:39.500 I dont know!? 1097 00:59:40.000 --> 00:59:42.124 Something I've never had before... 1098 00:59:42.125 --> 00:59:43.875 What's your favorite drink? 1099 00:59:44.208 --> 00:59:45.999 Hmm? 1100 00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:48.999 I think I've got just the drink in mind... 1101 00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:50.332 One special drink... 1102 00:59:50.333 --> 00:59:53.333 coming up for one special lady... 1103 00:59:55.750 --> 00:59:58.750 Let's see where they keep the boose around here... 1104 00:59:59.208 --> 01:00:00.749 Not here! 1105 01:00:00.750 --> 01:00:01.500 Ah ha!!! 1106 01:00:01.501 --> 01:00:03.249 Here it is! 1107 01:00:03.250 --> 01:00:05.208 Let's see what we got here... 1108 01:00:05.583 --> 01:00:06.500 Shit... 1109 01:00:06.501 --> 01:00:09.582 What the fuck are you gonna do now Daryl? 1110 01:00:09.583 --> 01:00:11.207 Think think think think! 1111 01:00:11.208 --> 01:00:11.875 Come on... 1112 01:00:11.876 --> 01:00:15.249 You've seen that movie Cocktail at least a 100 times. 1113 01:00:15.250 --> 01:00:17.207 WWTD??? 1114 01:00:17.208 --> 01:00:19.499 What Would Tom Cruise Do??? 1115 01:00:19.500 --> 01:00:22.000 Take her to Kokomo! 1116 01:00:24.083 --> 01:00:25.374 Umm... 1117 01:00:25.375 --> 01:00:26.582 I'm really happy... 1118 01:00:26.583 --> 01:00:30.207 I ended up coming tonight because I thought it was honestly gonna be super lame... 1119 01:00:30.208 --> 01:00:31.375 But um... 1120 01:00:31.708 --> 01:00:34.083 it ended up being pretty cool... 1121 01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:36.208 Like you... 1122 01:00:40.083 --> 01:00:41.749 Stop staring at her tits... 1123 01:00:41.750 --> 01:00:43.374 She's gonna notice... 1124 01:00:43.375 --> 01:00:44.582 Just take a glance, look away... 1125 01:00:44.583 --> 01:00:47.207 It's like the sun... 1126 01:00:47.208 --> 01:00:49.041 Okay, get a grip, get a grip. 1127 01:00:49.042 --> 01:00:50.583 You got this! 1128 01:00:54.208 --> 01:00:55.167 Oh shit. 1129 01:00:55.168 --> 01:00:56.749 Spided Rum is almost gone. 1130 01:00:56.750 --> 01:00:57.750 Oh crap. 1131 01:00:58.583 --> 01:01:00.999 A little of the blue stuff... 1132 01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:02.667 Here we go... 1133 01:01:03.083 --> 01:01:04.374 That shoud do it. 1134 01:01:04.375 --> 01:01:05.582 Oh, there we go... 1135 01:01:05.583 --> 01:01:06.874 Sailor Jerry! 1136 01:01:06.875 --> 01:01:08.250 I'm just gonna... 1137 01:01:11.083 --> 01:01:13.417 Oop, okay... 1138 01:01:15.083 --> 01:01:16.000 Wow! 1139 01:01:16.001 --> 01:01:18.042 That's a lot of liquor! 1140 01:01:18.542 --> 01:01:19.417 Well... 1141 01:01:19.418 --> 01:01:21.750 It takes a lot of liquor to make this special drink. 1142 01:01:22.083 --> 01:01:24.457 Did you go to bar tending school or something? 1143 01:01:24.458 --> 01:01:26.582 Umm... no but... 1144 01:01:26.583 --> 01:01:28.624 Prepare yourself to experience... 1145 01:01:28.625 --> 01:01:31.207 something you've never tasted before. 1146 01:01:31.208 --> 01:01:32.208 Excuse me. 1147 01:01:33.208 --> 01:01:34.208 Careful... 1148 01:01:39.125 --> 01:01:40.250 Whoa!!! 1149 01:01:40.750 --> 01:01:43.791 Isaac's doing the Pee-Pee Challenge on FaceSpace Live! 1150 01:01:43.792 --> 01:01:46.250 What the heck is the Pee-Pee Challenge? 1151 01:01:46.792 --> 01:01:48.249 Is that like one of those... 1152 01:01:48.250 --> 01:01:52.291 Tide Pod things where those stupid kids eat laundry detergent? 1153 01:01:52.292 --> 01:01:54.750 Ugh, don't tell me he's drinking pee... 1154 01:01:55.542 --> 01:01:56.167 No!! 1155 01:01:56.168 --> 01:01:58.582 It's where you dare somebody to run out into the middle of the street during the Purge... 1156 01:01:58.583 --> 01:02:00.374 and dance while they take a leak. 1157 01:02:00.375 --> 01:02:02.457 And then they have to nominate someone else to do it... 1158 01:02:02.458 --> 01:02:04.207 And if they don't do it... 1159 01:02:04.208 --> 01:02:06.458 Then you have to drink your own pee. 1160 01:02:07.333 --> 01:02:10.333 If I ever catch you doing something like that, 1161 01:02:10.875 --> 01:02:12.832 your ass is grass! 1162 01:02:12.833 --> 01:02:14.625 And I'm the weed whacker! 1163 01:02:15.208 --> 01:02:18.249 It's streaming on like 3 of my friends pages. 1164 01:02:18.250 --> 01:02:20.000 Oh shit, here he goes! 1165 01:02:20.375 --> 01:02:21.749 What's up everybody? 1166 01:02:21.750 --> 01:02:22.999 It's your boy Isaac. 1167 01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:24.291 Coming to you live. 1168 01:02:24.292 --> 01:02:25.749 I was nominated by Jessie B. 1169 01:02:25.750 --> 01:02:27.624 And you know me, I ain't no bitch!!! 1170 01:02:27.625 --> 01:02:28.625 So let's go everybody! 1171 01:02:28.626 --> 01:02:29.874 Pee-Pee Challenge! 1172 01:02:29.875 --> 01:02:31.499 I-S-DOUBLE-A-C!!! 1173 01:02:31.500 --> 01:02:32.707 Let's get it! 1174 01:02:32.708 --> 01:02:33.875 Let's go! 1175 01:02:35.708 --> 01:02:36.875 Yeah!!! 1176 01:02:38.708 --> 01:02:39.667 Pee-Pee, 1177 01:02:39.668 --> 01:02:40.749 Gotta go Pee, 1178 01:02:40.750 --> 01:02:41.999 Piss inside me, 1179 01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:43.249 I don't wanna hold it in. 1180 01:02:43.250 --> 01:02:44.582 I gotta go Pee. 1181 01:02:44.583 --> 01:02:45.999 Let the flow stream. 1182 01:02:46.000 --> 01:02:47.207 Gush outside me. 1183 01:02:47.208 --> 01:02:48.332 Gotta know me. 1184 01:02:48.333 --> 01:02:49.333 It's so foamy. 1185 01:03:13.500 --> 01:03:15.541 Holy Shit! 1186 01:03:15.542 --> 01:03:16.707 Ooh... 1187 01:03:16.708 --> 01:03:18.708 Isaac just got smashed by a car. 1188 01:03:39.458 --> 01:03:41.582 What's up? It's Skizzy!!! 1189 01:03:41.583 --> 01:03:43.249 Coming at you live! 1190 01:03:43.250 --> 01:03:46.749 I'm taking calls right now for personal delivery by yours truly. 1191 01:03:46.750 --> 01:03:49.082 And Skizzy's Blow Mobile!!! 1192 01:03:49.083 --> 01:03:51.166 We've got the finest powder this side of the border 1193 01:03:51.167 --> 01:03:54.167 and delivering direct to you for the next 10 hours. 1194 01:03:54.417 --> 01:03:55.250 So!!! 1195 01:03:55.251 --> 01:03:57.041 Send me a text, or give me a call 1196 01:03:57.042 --> 01:04:00.042 at 1-800-YOU-BLOW-ME! 1197 01:04:01.083 --> 01:04:04.667 That's 800-825-6963. 1198 01:04:05.167 --> 01:04:06.999 Have a wonderful Purge! 1199 01:04:07.000 --> 01:04:09.375 I know I will... 1200 01:04:13.333 --> 01:04:15.333 I'll see ya later!!! 1201 01:04:18.583 --> 01:04:20.832 Classic Darwinism. 1202 01:04:20.833 --> 01:04:23.833 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 1203 01:04:24.667 --> 01:04:26.000 Some parents these days. 1204 01:04:28.375 --> 01:04:31.249 I'm glad you're such a good boy Brian. 1205 01:04:31.250 --> 01:04:33.875 My sweet little accident. 1206 01:04:35.500 --> 01:04:36.625 Accident? 1207 01:04:37.000 --> 01:04:39.499 Oh sweetie, haven't you heard the story? 1208 01:04:39.500 --> 01:04:41.499 We only wanted one child. 1209 01:04:41.500 --> 01:04:43.291 What story? 1210 01:04:43.292 --> 01:04:43.958 Honey... 1211 01:04:43.959 --> 01:04:46.249 We were done having kids! 1212 01:04:46.250 --> 01:04:49.207 But 10 years after your sister was born, 1213 01:04:49.208 --> 01:04:52.207 your father thought he was doing me a favor... 1214 01:04:52.208 --> 01:04:54.957 by refilling my Tic Tac dispensor. 1215 01:04:54.958 --> 01:04:57.208 Always sneaking them out of my purse! 1216 01:04:57.458 --> 01:04:59.333 Hey, love Tic Tacs! 1217 01:04:59.625 --> 01:05:01.957 Except they weren't Tic Tacs! 1218 01:05:01.958 --> 01:05:04.333 They were my birth control pills! 1219 01:05:04.625 --> 01:05:07.000 What can I say? I'm sorry!! 1220 01:05:07.292 --> 01:05:10.292 They tasted exactly the same! 1221 01:05:10.667 --> 01:05:14.375 Besides, I'm the one who had the super super sensative breasts all those years. 1222 01:05:15.375 --> 01:05:17.042 My nipples are still a bit puffy... 1223 01:05:17.500 --> 01:05:20.332 And you're still a little bitchy too!! 1224 01:05:20.333 --> 01:05:23.333 Sometimes I swear we are on the same cycle. 1225 01:05:25.750 --> 01:05:27.833 Wow I... 1226 01:05:28.583 --> 01:05:30.708 I can't believe you guys didn't want me. 1227 01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:32.000 Awe... 1228 01:05:32.001 --> 01:05:35.000 We still love you all the same. 1229 01:05:36.667 --> 01:05:38.375 Get over it. 1230 01:06:01.500 --> 01:06:03.374 A little bit of that... 1231 01:06:03.375 --> 01:06:04.707 Lets see, ooh... 1232 01:06:04.708 --> 01:06:06.999 Gotta have a little bit of peppermint. 1233 01:06:07.000 --> 01:06:08.166 Mmm... 1234 01:06:08.167 --> 01:06:10.082 And of course some of the blue stuff. 1235 01:06:10.083 --> 01:06:12.874 Can't get away or go wrong with the blue... 1236 01:06:12.875 --> 01:06:15.583 And you gotta have a little Sailor Jerry in there. 1237 01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:23.500 And of course we're gonna wan't just a little something for some sweetener. 1238 01:06:26.708 --> 01:06:28.125 And... 1239 01:06:28.750 --> 01:06:30.499 Uh, I don't have any fresh lime. 1240 01:06:30.500 --> 01:06:31.999 But I do have this... 1241 01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:34.041 squeezy bottle that looks like a lime. 1242 01:06:34.042 --> 01:06:35.749 So, that'll do. 1243 01:06:35.750 --> 01:06:37.167 There we go. 1244 01:06:39.542 --> 01:06:41.500 That should work. 1245 01:06:41.875 --> 01:06:42.999 The top... 1246 01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:43.875 and... 1247 01:06:43.876 --> 01:06:45.750 give it a shake!!! 1248 01:07:09.375 --> 01:07:10.999 Done!! 1249 01:07:11.000 --> 01:07:12.375 Alright. 1250 01:07:13.875 --> 01:07:14.792 Okay. 1251 01:07:14.793 --> 01:07:16.749 And a little bit of a pour... 1252 01:07:16.750 --> 01:07:18.125 Ooh.. 1253 01:07:19.750 --> 01:07:21.625 Ooh it's pretty! 1254 01:07:33.083 --> 01:07:34.083 There you go. 1255 01:07:34.084 --> 01:07:35.332 Bottom's up! 1256 01:07:35.333 --> 01:07:36.750 Cheers! 1257 01:07:46.708 --> 01:07:47.874 Oh! 1258 01:07:47.875 --> 01:07:49.374 Damn! 1259 01:07:49.375 --> 01:07:51.499 What is that drink called? 1260 01:07:51.500 --> 01:07:52.417 Uh.. 1261 01:07:52.418 --> 01:07:53.874 I call it... 1262 01:07:53.875 --> 01:07:55.166 Ice.?.? 1263 01:07:55.167 --> 01:07:56.499 Ice!?! 1264 01:07:56.500 --> 01:07:57.541 Baby!?! 1265 01:07:57.542 --> 01:07:59.916 Ice Ice Baby! 1266 01:07:59.917 --> 01:08:01.250 Too cold!! 1267 01:08:01.792 --> 01:08:02.750 I uh... 1268 01:08:02.751 --> 01:08:03.874 I like it... 1269 01:08:03.875 --> 01:08:04.583 You did? 1270 01:08:04.583 --> 01:08:05.333 I... I... 1271 01:08:05.333 --> 01:08:06.250 Yeah, I did. 1272 01:08:06.250 --> 01:08:07.167 Uh... 1273 01:08:07.168 --> 01:08:08.582 It started off.. 1274 01:08:08.583 --> 01:08:09.707 Really strong!! 1275 01:08:09.708 --> 01:08:11.249 Like super strong! 1276 01:08:11.250 --> 01:08:12.332 Umm... 1277 01:08:12.333 --> 01:08:14.208 and then it was pepperminty. 1278 01:08:15.083 --> 01:08:16.374 And uh then... 1279 01:08:16.375 --> 01:08:17.499 uh... 1280 01:08:17.500 --> 01:08:18.707 uh, it ended up sweet. 1281 01:08:18.708 --> 01:08:20.166 It was sweet. 1282 01:08:20.167 --> 01:08:21.833 Like you. 1283 01:08:29.083 --> 01:08:31.499 Thanks Daryl! 1284 01:08:31.500 --> 01:08:33.208 You're welcome. 1285 01:08:35.792 --> 01:08:37.750 I think she's in to me. 1286 01:08:41.500 --> 01:08:44.541 Oh, that Donald is one mean mother fucker! 1287 01:08:44.542 --> 01:08:45.500 Mom! 1288 01:08:45.501 --> 01:08:46.708 The children! 1289 01:08:47.042 --> 01:08:48.875 Such a handsome fella. 1290 01:08:49.375 --> 01:08:52.375 If I had any feeling left down there, I would need to purge myself!!! 1291 01:08:53.875 --> 01:08:55.874 Drain the swamp if you know what I mean. 1292 01:08:55.875 --> 01:08:57.208 Mother!! 1293 01:08:57.750 --> 01:09:00.999 What would dad do if he were alive today to hear you speak of such things? 1294 01:09:01.000 --> 01:09:02.874 Oh let me tell you! 1295 01:09:02.875 --> 01:09:04.875 He always liked to watch me! 1296 01:09:05.500 --> 01:09:08.875 Nothing like a little voyeurism to spice it up in the bedroom. 1297 01:09:09.875 --> 01:09:12.832 I would rather not imagine you and daddy doing your private business. 1298 01:09:12.833 --> 01:09:15.249 Or touching your naughty parts. 1299 01:09:15.250 --> 01:09:17.082 Well how do you think you got here? 1300 01:09:17.083 --> 01:09:18.666 Immaculate conception? 1301 01:09:18.667 --> 01:09:21.500 Even still, we have young ears present. 1302 01:09:22.583 --> 01:09:24.041 It's okay mom. 1303 01:09:24.042 --> 01:09:26.666 People talk like that at school all the time. 1304 01:09:26.667 --> 01:09:29.250 You'd be surprised what children are capable of these days. 1305 01:09:34.500 --> 01:09:36.249 Turn right at the next street. 1306 01:09:36.250 --> 01:09:37.167 Right here? 1307 01:09:37.167 --> 01:09:38.167 Yep. 1308 01:09:53.583 --> 01:09:56.958 Keep going and it should be right at the end of the court. 1309 01:09:58.792 --> 01:10:00.375 Let's park here. 1310 01:10:43.542 --> 01:10:45.874 You look so pretty. 1311 01:10:45.875 --> 01:10:47.791 You're all grown up now. 1312 01:10:47.792 --> 01:10:49.041 Alright Hope... 1313 01:10:49.042 --> 01:10:50.667 do you remember what to do? 1314 01:10:51.083 --> 01:10:55.582 You're gonna walk up to the door and ring the doorbell all by yourself. 1315 01:10:55.583 --> 01:10:58.583 Just like mommy taught you. Okay? 1316 01:10:59.500 --> 01:11:01.499 Now put this underneath your sign. 1317 01:11:01.500 --> 01:11:04.208 Daddy will be watching right over here. 1318 01:11:04.708 --> 01:11:06.582 You have nothing to fear. 1319 01:11:06.583 --> 01:11:08.667 Just like we practiced. Okay? 1320 01:11:09.333 --> 01:11:10.582 Go on now. 1321 01:11:10.583 --> 01:11:12.708 Make mommy and daddy proud. 1322 01:11:13.500 --> 01:11:15.000 Go get 'em tiger. 1323 01:12:50.417 --> 01:12:51.750 Well... 1324 01:12:52.125 --> 01:12:53.292 hello there. 1325 01:12:54.500 --> 01:12:57.875 What ya doing outside all here by your lonesome young lady? 1326 01:12:58.500 --> 01:13:01.542 It's not safe to be outside this time of day. 1327 01:13:02.375 --> 01:13:04.582 You should be with someone that can... 1328 01:13:04.583 --> 01:13:07.374 protect you and keep you safe from those that... 1329 01:13:07.375 --> 01:13:09.958 might try to harm you. 1330 01:13:11.583 --> 01:13:14.333 You need not be afraid of me. 1331 01:13:15.500 --> 01:13:17.374 Why don't you turn around... 1332 01:13:17.375 --> 01:13:19.333 so I can get a good look at ya. 1333 01:13:20.333 --> 01:13:23.333 That's such a pretty little dress. 1334 01:13:25.125 --> 01:13:26.250 What's this? 1335 01:13:26.875 --> 01:13:27.875 You need help... 1336 01:13:27.875 --> 01:13:28.875 little girl? 1337 01:13:30.125 --> 01:13:31.624 Well. 1338 01:13:31.625 --> 01:13:32.250 Why... 1339 01:13:32.251 --> 01:13:34.375 why don't you come inside? And... 1340 01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:36.749 I can watch you for the time being. 1341 01:13:36.750 --> 01:13:37.916 And... 1342 01:13:37.917 --> 01:13:40.499 Besides, I'm sure we can figure out... 1343 01:13:40.500 --> 01:13:42.583 what to do with you! 1344 01:13:43.000 --> 01:13:44.499 Wait a minute! 1345 01:13:44.500 --> 01:13:45.000 What's this? 1346 01:13:45.001 --> 01:13:46.374 Now wait, wait, wait wait. 1347 01:13:46.375 --> 01:13:47.832 I don't mean you no harm. 1348 01:13:47.833 --> 01:13:49.583 I don't mean you any harm! 1349 01:13:50.083 --> 01:13:51.083 No, I... 1350 01:14:13.875 --> 01:14:15.249 You did so well! 1351 01:14:15.250 --> 01:14:17.166 I'm so proud of you! 1352 01:14:17.167 --> 01:14:19.082 That's my little girl! 1353 01:14:19.083 --> 01:14:20.875 Just a little mess here. 1354 01:14:27.042 --> 01:14:27.875 There now... 1355 01:14:27.876 --> 01:14:29.041 all better! 1356 01:14:29.042 --> 01:14:30.582 Now wasn't that fun? 1357 01:14:30.583 --> 01:14:31.583 Yes mother. 1358 01:14:32.083 --> 01:14:35.083 Let's go to the next house and see if any perverts are home. 1359 01:14:35.375 --> 01:14:37.750 I have the list right here! 1360 01:14:56.750 --> 01:15:00.250 Don't think I don't know what you're up to young lady. 1361 01:15:00.667 --> 01:15:01.375 Me? 1362 01:15:01.376 --> 01:15:02.416 What? 1363 01:15:02.417 --> 01:15:05.417 I see the way you looked at that boy. 1364 01:15:06.375 --> 01:15:08.499 Don't think I wasn't your age once. 1365 01:15:08.500 --> 01:15:09.749 Oh really? 1366 01:15:09.750 --> 01:15:12.375 And what is it that you think I am up to? 1367 01:15:13.750 --> 01:15:16.166 Well, the first time I saw your father... 1368 01:15:16.167 --> 01:15:17.541 hmm... 1369 01:15:17.542 --> 01:15:19.750 such a strapping young lad. 1370 01:15:20.375 --> 01:15:22.832 He was just stepping off a bus 1371 01:15:22.833 --> 01:15:25.250 coming home from a tour in Vietnam. 1372 01:15:26.208 --> 01:15:28.332 There's something about a man in uniform 1373 01:15:28.333 --> 01:15:31.333 that gives you the butterflies in your flower petals. 1374 01:15:32.125 --> 01:15:33.125 Flower petals? 1375 01:15:33.542 --> 01:15:34.417 You know? 1376 01:15:34.418 --> 01:15:35.874 Your 2 lips 1377 01:15:35.875 --> 01:15:36.750 Tulips! 1378 01:15:36.750 --> 01:15:37.625 Get it? 1379 01:15:37.626 --> 01:15:40.625 That's what we used to called them when your mama was a little girl. 1380 01:15:41.750 --> 01:15:44.750 I think I'm gonna excuse myself from the rest of this conversation. 1381 01:15:46.292 --> 01:15:49.292 What is it with you guys and your swampy tulips? 1382 01:15:50.375 --> 01:15:51.375 Jen... 1383 01:15:53.250 --> 01:15:55.999 Here, you just make sure you take right precautionary measures. 1384 01:15:56.000 --> 01:15:57.374 Oh my god mom no. 1385 01:15:57.375 --> 01:15:58.582 You're so embarrassing. 1386 01:15:58.583 --> 01:15:59.583 Well, Jen... 1387 01:15:59.584 --> 01:16:01.458 I can't stop you from doing what your gonna do. 1388 01:16:01.958 --> 01:16:03.957 You never know when you might need them. 1389 01:16:03.958 --> 01:16:04.583 Now... 1390 01:16:04.583 --> 01:16:05.208 here. 1391 01:16:05.209 --> 01:16:08.208 The least I can do is help you prevent any accidents. 1392 01:16:09.583 --> 01:16:11.291 Still love you Brian. 1393 01:16:11.292 --> 01:16:13.167 Oh my gosh mom! 1394 01:16:22.042 --> 01:16:23.000 Hmm... 1395 01:16:23.000 --> 01:16:24.000 They're spearmint. 1396 01:16:25.000 --> 01:16:26.125 Your mom's favorite. 1397 01:16:29.708 --> 01:16:30.208 Okay... 1398 01:16:30.208 --> 01:16:31.167 Eww! 1399 01:16:31.168 --> 01:16:32.999 Kids, it's getting late. 1400 01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:34.000 And... 1401 01:16:34.001 --> 01:16:36.207 I packed jammies for everyone. 1402 01:16:36.208 --> 01:16:37.208 So! 1403 01:16:39.208 --> 01:16:42.332 Let's get into them so you are all comforable throughout the night. 1404 01:16:42.333 --> 01:16:43.666 Here you go Jen. 1405 01:16:43.667 --> 01:16:44.667 Okay. 1406 01:16:45.250 --> 01:16:46.000 And for dad. 1407 01:16:46.001 --> 01:16:48.000 I haven't worn these in forever. 1408 01:16:48.333 --> 01:16:50.832 Yeah mom, we don't need to be tucked in for nite nite anymore. 1409 01:16:50.833 --> 01:16:51.333 Well. 1410 01:16:51.334 --> 01:16:53.916 As long as you are under the same roof with me, 1411 01:16:53.917 --> 01:16:56.542 you will follow my rules. 1412 01:16:56.750 --> 01:16:57.750 Thank you. 1413 01:16:57.751 --> 01:16:59.249 Oh, that reminds me! 1414 01:16:59.250 --> 01:17:00.167 Brian! 1415 01:17:00.168 --> 01:17:02.374 I made you a little something special 1416 01:17:02.375 --> 01:17:04.250 to keep you warm at night! 1417 01:17:21.042 --> 01:17:23.083 Grandma you... 1418 01:17:23.500 --> 01:17:24.749 didn't have to. 1419 01:17:24.750 --> 01:17:25.999 Oh don't be silly. 1420 01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:28.167 Now go try it on, I want to see how it fits! 1421 01:17:29.583 --> 01:17:30.583 Do I have to? 1422 01:17:31.708 --> 01:17:33.042 Don't be rude now. 1423 01:17:33.375 --> 01:17:37.042 I'm sure grandma put a lot of love and time into making that. 1424 01:17:38.167 --> 01:17:39.750 Show some appreciation. 1425 01:17:42.583 --> 01:17:44.000 The tag says made in China. 1426 01:17:44.250 --> 01:17:45.250 Go!! 1427 01:17:45.750 --> 01:17:46.750 Fine! 1428 01:17:51.500 --> 01:17:53.250 Such as fine young man. 1429 01:17:54.083 --> 01:17:57.417 He's a spittin' image of your father when he was that age. 1430 01:18:02.750 --> 01:18:04.417 Shit, should probably lose the vest. 1431 01:18:14.458 --> 01:18:15.333 Oh shit. 1432 01:18:15.334 --> 01:18:18.208 My hair looks like shit like usual. 1433 01:18:19.000 --> 01:18:20.292 Ooh... I need to... 1434 01:18:20.792 --> 01:18:22.500 Slightly pepperminty. 1435 01:18:24.792 --> 01:18:26.124 Get a little pump going. 1436 01:18:26.125 --> 01:18:27.125 Do some pushups. 1437 01:18:33.625 --> 01:18:35.167 What in the fuck are you doing? 1438 01:18:36.292 --> 01:18:37.167 Hey uh... 1439 01:18:37.167 --> 01:18:37.875 Just uh... 1440 01:18:37.876 --> 01:18:39.457 Keeping the old blood flowing. 1441 01:18:39.458 --> 01:18:41.874 Gotta be ready for anything. You know? 1442 01:18:41.875 --> 01:18:43.957 Stop humping my kitchen floor! 1443 01:18:43.958 --> 01:18:45.874 You were supposed to bring back Takis! 1444 01:18:45.875 --> 01:18:47.832 Oops... Shit that's right! 1445 01:18:47.833 --> 01:18:49.458 Don't bother, I'll get 'em. 1446 01:18:58.750 --> 01:19:00.917 Sorry about that. 1447 01:19:26.083 --> 01:19:27.999 Do I really have to wear this? 1448 01:19:28.000 --> 01:19:29.208 So embarrassing. 1449 01:19:29.500 --> 01:19:31.499 Oh you look so handsome! 1450 01:19:31.500 --> 01:19:33.208 I could just squeeze ya! 1451 01:19:35.500 --> 01:19:37.500 Come on son, what do you say? 1452 01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:40.333 Thanks grandma... 1453 01:19:41.042 --> 01:19:42.874 I just knew you'd love it. 1454 01:19:42.875 --> 01:19:47.042 Now you come here and sit down by me and be my big Bri-Bri-Bear. 1455 01:19:59.375 --> 01:20:02.082 John, you were picked as a team leader. 1456 01:20:02.083 --> 01:20:04.042 Let's see your design! 1457 01:20:04.750 --> 01:20:07.830 Well Donald, I think you're really gonna enjoy what we've come up with for you. 1458 01:20:08.042 --> 01:20:09.583 Let's bring out the model. 1459 01:20:15.750 --> 01:20:17.082 Interesting. 1460 01:20:17.083 --> 01:20:18.208 What's this? 1461 01:20:19.208 --> 01:20:21.582 This is a rich corinthian leather 1462 01:20:21.583 --> 01:20:22.542 crotchless 1463 01:20:22.542 --> 01:20:23.250 panty 1464 01:20:23.251 --> 01:20:24.583 with matching bra. 1465 01:20:27.167 --> 01:20:28.000 Oh gosh. 1466 01:20:28.001 --> 01:20:29.083 Donjerie? 1467 01:20:29.542 --> 01:20:32.000 I wonder if you can order it on the website? 1468 01:20:32.250 --> 01:20:33.874 I can see it's crotchless, 1469 01:20:33.875 --> 01:20:35.750 but what's that on the sides? 1470 01:20:36.167 --> 01:20:37.582 I thought you might notice that. 1471 01:20:37.583 --> 01:20:42.916 Those are special placed handle grips made from 7075 aircraft grade aluminum alloy. 1472 01:20:42.917 --> 01:20:45.083 The same material used in fighter jets. 1473 01:20:45.875 --> 01:20:47.250 Handle grips? 1474 01:20:47.750 --> 01:20:49.250 Handle grips for what? 1475 01:20:49.667 --> 01:20:51.082 Well, you know... 1476 01:20:51.083 --> 01:20:53.750 So you can... Grab 'em by the pussy! 1477 01:20:59.333 --> 01:21:00.457 Those idiots. 1478 01:21:00.458 --> 01:21:02.583 And you thought that would be a good idea? 1479 01:21:03.500 --> 01:21:04.250 Well... 1480 01:21:04.251 --> 01:21:05.999 I saw your open mic interview on TV, 1481 01:21:06.000 --> 01:21:09.250 and I thought surely a man of your taste would appriciate such fine amenities. 1482 01:21:09.500 --> 01:21:11.792 You thought wrong... 1483 01:21:12.042 --> 01:21:14.000 Drew Careys! 1484 01:21:14.500 --> 01:21:15.500 Come again? 1485 01:21:15.501 --> 01:21:16.917 Dra Carris? 1486 01:21:17.625 --> 01:21:18.791 I don't quite follow. 1487 01:21:18.792 --> 01:21:20.749 You know, Dracarys!! 1488 01:21:20.750 --> 01:21:22.374 Your Fired!!! 1489 01:21:22.375 --> 01:21:23.125 Wait... 1490 01:21:23.125 --> 01:21:24.125 Wait... 1491 01:21:24.417 --> 01:21:25.792 I can make it in gold... 1492 01:21:26.000 --> 01:21:27.208 Get him out of here! 1493 01:21:27.958 --> 01:21:28.958 Wait... 1494 01:21:29.458 --> 01:21:30.833 What about diamond crusted? 1495 01:21:31.583 --> 01:21:32.333 Diamond crusted!!! 1496 01:21:32.333 --> 01:21:32.958 Out now!!! 1497 01:21:32.958 --> 01:21:33.958 Loser!! 1498 01:21:38.708 --> 01:21:40.000 Ahh that's funny. 1499 01:21:43.958 --> 01:21:46.125 Must obtain more beverage. 1500 01:21:46.542 --> 01:21:47.500 Sorry... 1501 01:21:47.501 --> 01:21:51.375 I just binge watched the entire 8 seasons of Game of Thrones. 1502 01:22:02.333 --> 01:22:04.499 Do you wanna have rock hard abs? 1503 01:22:04.500 --> 01:22:06.707 Well how about a rock hard penis? 1504 01:22:06.708 --> 01:22:07.999 Well you can have both!! 1505 01:22:08.000 --> 01:22:09.499 Introducing... 1506 01:22:09.500 --> 01:22:11.499 Steel Labido!!! 1507 01:22:11.500 --> 01:22:13.374 Have you been called pudgy? 1508 01:22:13.375 --> 01:22:15.082 How about flacid? 1509 01:22:15.083 --> 01:22:18.583 You can have a 6 pack torpedo of Steel Labido! 1510 01:22:19.208 --> 01:22:20.000 Just as I thought. 1511 01:22:20.000 --> 01:22:21.000 For only 17 payments 1512 01:22:21.000 --> 01:22:21.708 Another quiet night. 1513 01:22:21.709 --> 01:22:22.999 Of $49.95. 1514 01:22:23.000 --> 01:22:24.707 That's the beauty of living out here in the country. 1515 01:22:24.708 --> 01:22:26.082 I don't always work out. 1516 01:22:26.083 --> 01:22:27.749 Still think we should all stay together until morning. 1517 01:22:27.750 --> 01:22:28.417 But when I do, 1518 01:22:28.417 --> 01:22:29.208 just to be safe. 1519 01:22:29.209 --> 01:22:30.624 I go hard!! 1520 01:22:30.625 --> 01:22:32.291 We can alternate watches so we can all get some rest. 1521 01:22:32.292 --> 01:22:33.541 Steel Labido!!! 1522 01:22:33.542 --> 01:22:34.083 Daryl?? 1523 01:22:34.083 --> 01:22:35.083 Whoo!!! 1524 01:22:35.084 --> 01:22:37.374 Please see a Doctor if your erection lasts longer than 5 hours... 1525 01:22:37.375 --> 01:22:37.750 Figures... 1526 01:22:37.751 --> 01:22:39.111 Not recommended for small children. 1527 01:22:46.500 --> 01:22:48.208 What's going on here? Who the hell are you? 1528 01:22:50.083 --> 01:22:52.207 Deputy Director Johnson. 1529 01:22:52.208 --> 01:22:53.208 Welcome 1530 01:22:53.209 --> 01:22:54.583 to the anual Purge. 1531 01:22:55.375 --> 01:22:56.999 Sorry about the little boo boo, we... 1532 01:22:57.000 --> 01:22:58.520 forgot to strap you in on the way here. 1533 01:22:59.750 --> 01:23:00.999 What's the meaning of this? 1534 01:23:01.000 --> 01:23:02.083 Who are you? 1535 01:23:02.708 --> 01:23:03.874 What do you want with me? 1536 01:23:03.875 --> 01:23:04.875 What do we want? 1537 01:23:04.875 --> 01:23:05.708 Yeah!! 1538 01:23:05.709 --> 01:23:07.832 You think we got all dressed up like this... 1539 01:23:07.833 --> 01:23:09.749 just to come over and say... 1540 01:23:09.750 --> 01:23:11.083 Hello neighbor!?!? 1541 01:23:11.375 --> 01:23:12.750 Come on Harold... 1542 01:23:13.000 --> 01:23:14.749 You're a smart guy! 1543 01:23:14.750 --> 01:23:16.000 It's the Purge. 1544 01:23:17.500 --> 01:23:19.916 You know what the word Purge means don't you? 1545 01:23:19.917 --> 01:23:23.750 No! No! You can't touch me! I'm a government official!! 1546 01:23:24.875 --> 01:23:25.875 Well... 1547 01:23:26.417 --> 01:23:28.582 You'll be know as a former... 1548 01:23:28.583 --> 01:23:29.917 government official. 1549 01:23:30.583 --> 01:23:31.749 No! No! 1550 01:23:31.750 --> 01:23:34.249 I have immunity from the Purge! 1551 01:23:34.250 --> 01:23:34.875 Immunity? 1552 01:23:34.875 --> 01:23:35.875 Yes!!! 1553 01:23:41.708 --> 01:23:42.833 Well... 1554 01:23:44.000 --> 01:23:45.208 let's see about that! 1555 01:23:47.208 --> 01:23:48.083 Ahhh!!! 1556 01:23:48.084 --> 01:23:50.041 Ahhh!! That's my fucking hand!!! 1557 01:23:50.042 --> 01:23:50.917 What are you doing??? 1558 01:23:50.918 --> 01:23:52.000 Ahhh!!! 1559 01:23:52.250 --> 01:23:53.874 Looks like you don't have immunity after all. 1560 01:23:53.875 --> 01:23:54.750 Fuck!!! 1561 01:23:54.750 --> 01:23:55.250 Nope! 1562 01:23:55.251 --> 01:23:57.166 What the hell man??? That's my, that's my hand!!! 1563 01:23:57.167 --> 01:23:58.125 Not any more. 1564 01:23:58.125 --> 01:23:58.750 Fuck! 1565 01:23:58.751 --> 01:23:59.874 What do you want? Money? You want... 1566 01:23:59.875 --> 01:24:01.791 I can get you money! Do you need money? 1567 01:24:01.792 --> 01:24:02.417 No!!! 1568 01:24:02.417 --> 01:24:03.000 Shit!!! 1569 01:24:03.000 --> 01:24:03.625 No!!! 1570 01:24:03.625 --> 01:24:04.500 Mother!!! 1571 01:24:04.501 --> 01:24:06.124 We want your resignation. 1572 01:24:06.125 --> 01:24:07.249 What??? Resignation??? 1573 01:24:07.250 --> 01:24:09.170 Are you kid... I don't even fucking understand... 1574 01:24:10.417 --> 01:24:11.417 It's simple. 1575 01:24:11.750 --> 01:24:13.249 Consider this... 1576 01:24:13.250 --> 01:24:14.208 a demotion! 1577 01:24:14.208 --> 01:24:15.208 No! Wait! Wait!! 1578 01:24:24.208 --> 01:24:25.208 Oh... 1579 01:24:33.000 --> 01:24:34.000 Oof... 1580 01:24:34.001 --> 01:24:35.167 Must tinkle!!! 1581 01:24:40.875 --> 01:24:43.875 Now which was was that damn bathroom? 1582 01:25:24.875 --> 01:25:26.083 Open the gate! 1583 01:26:05.875 --> 01:26:07.750 You 3, go to the left to case the house. 1584 01:26:08.250 --> 01:26:09.874 You guys, go to the right. 1585 01:26:09.875 --> 01:26:10.875 Keep your eyes open! 1586 01:26:10.876 --> 01:26:12.541 The moneys around here somewhere! 1587 01:26:12.542 --> 01:26:14.167 Show no mercy! 1588 01:26:38.125 --> 01:26:39.499 Oh fuck!! 1589 01:26:39.500 --> 01:26:40.500 Ahhhhh!!!!!! 1590 01:26:43.917 --> 01:26:44.875 Sweet Jesus!! 1591 01:26:44.875 --> 01:26:45.667 What was that? 1592 01:26:45.668 --> 01:26:47.499 It sounded like an explosion!!! 1593 01:26:47.500 --> 01:26:49.042 That was a booby trap! 1594 01:26:49.417 --> 01:26:50.791 Either we have visitors, 1595 01:26:50.792 --> 01:26:52.375 or one of them damn goats got out again. 1596 01:26:52.625 --> 01:26:53.874 Kids are you okay??? Are you okay??? 1597 01:26:53.875 --> 01:26:54.750 Yeah, yeah mom we're okay. 1598 01:26:54.750 --> 01:26:55.375 Hey! 1599 01:26:55.375 --> 01:26:56.167 Get him! 1600 01:26:56.167 --> 01:26:56.792 Tom! 1601 01:26:56.792 --> 01:26:57.375 Dad! 1602 01:26:57.375 --> 01:26:57.917 Tom! 1603 01:26:57.917 --> 01:26:58.542 Tom! 1604 01:26:58.542 --> 01:26:59.000 Dad! 1605 01:26:59.000 --> 01:26:59.500 What? What?? 1606 01:26:59.500 --> 01:26:59.958 Wake up! 1607 01:26:59.959 --> 01:27:01.624 There was a loud boom outside!! 1608 01:27:01.625 --> 01:27:02.458 I didn't hear anything... 1609 01:27:02.458 --> 01:27:03.083 Come on get up! 1610 01:27:03.083 --> 01:27:03.375 Come on Tom! 1611 01:27:03.375 --> 01:27:03.833 Get up get up! 1612 01:27:03.834 --> 01:27:04.957 Wait! Where's grandma??? 1613 01:27:04.958 --> 01:27:05.458 Come on! 1614 01:27:05.750 --> 01:27:06.583 What??? 1615 01:27:06.583 --> 01:27:07.500 Mom!!! 1616 01:27:07.501 --> 01:27:09.332 Bill, you don't think mom wandered outside? 1617 01:27:09.333 --> 01:27:10.208 Stay Calm! 1618 01:27:10.209 --> 01:27:11.333 Stay calm! 1619 01:27:11.708 --> 01:27:12.500 Daryl! 1620 01:27:12.500 --> 01:27:13.500 I need to talk to you! 1621 01:27:14.083 --> 01:27:14.500 Stay right there. 1622 01:27:14.500 --> 01:27:14.833 What's going on? 1623 01:27:14.833 --> 01:27:15.833 We got this! 1624 01:27:16.458 --> 01:27:17.458 Stay right there! 1625 01:27:22.250 --> 01:27:23.167 Daryl... 1626 01:27:23.167 --> 01:27:24.042 I need you to stay here 1627 01:27:24.043 --> 01:27:25.250 and protect my family. 1628 01:27:26.000 --> 01:27:26.917 I need to go outside, 1629 01:27:26.917 --> 01:27:27.875 check the perimeter 1630 01:27:27.876 --> 01:27:29.000 and see what's going on. 1631 01:27:29.875 --> 01:27:31.374 Yeah sure um... 1632 01:27:31.375 --> 01:27:32.415 How should I protect them? 1633 01:27:32.875 --> 01:27:34.166 With your service piece. 1634 01:27:34.167 --> 01:27:35.000 What do you mean? 1635 01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:35.583 I left it at home. 1636 01:27:35.583 --> 01:27:36.583 I'm off duty! 1637 01:27:37.000 --> 01:27:38.500 Jesus Christ Daryl! 1638 01:27:38.708 --> 01:27:40.707 Just because you punch out on the timeclock 1639 01:27:40.708 --> 01:27:43.000 does not mean you stop delivering justice. 1640 01:27:44.000 --> 01:27:45.000 Here! 1641 01:27:51.750 --> 01:27:52.750 Use this! 1642 01:27:54.208 --> 01:27:55.666 Do you always carry 2 guns? 1643 01:27:55.667 --> 01:27:56.708 3... 1644 01:27:57.000 --> 01:27:58.167 Alrighty... 1645 01:27:59.917 --> 01:28:01.250 Where's the safety? 1646 01:28:02.875 --> 01:28:04.375 It's called your finger. 1647 01:28:04.917 --> 01:28:06.416 When you're ready to shoot something, 1648 01:28:06.417 --> 01:28:07.875 squeeze the trigger. 1649 01:28:09.000 --> 01:28:09.667 Here... 1650 01:28:09.667 --> 01:28:10.667 put these in your pocket. 1651 01:28:10.668 --> 01:28:11.708 You might need them later. 1652 01:28:15.208 --> 01:28:16.375 You got this brother. 1653 01:28:16.583 --> 01:28:17.583 Alright. 1654 01:28:18.500 --> 01:28:19.750 Lock the door behind me. 1655 01:28:20.208 --> 01:28:21.375 Be careful out there. 1656 01:28:43.750 --> 01:28:46.500 It's just me and you Betsy! 1657 01:28:47.375 --> 01:28:48.375 Come get some!!! 1658 01:28:48.376 --> 01:28:50.083 Don't be pointing that around the house!!! 1659 01:28:51.167 --> 01:28:53.082 Are you sure you're qualified to handle that thing? 1660 01:28:53.083 --> 01:28:54.499 Yes ma'am! 1661 01:28:54.500 --> 01:28:56.541 I'm a sworn officer of the law. 1662 01:28:56.542 --> 01:28:58.417 Here to serve and protect children 1663 01:28:58.750 --> 01:29:01.583 and sweet women such as your lovely self. 1664 01:29:02.375 --> 01:29:03.499 Ahhh shit. 1665 01:29:03.500 --> 01:29:04.250 Crap!! 1666 01:29:04.500 --> 01:29:05.250 You have one? 1667 01:29:05.250 --> 01:29:06.250 You have one for me? 1668 01:29:08.250 --> 01:29:09.250 Thank you. 1669 01:29:11.250 --> 01:29:12.250 Locked and loaded. 1670 01:29:13.000 --> 01:29:14.583 My uncle Bill know you have that? 1671 01:29:15.333 --> 01:29:16.875 Yes ma'am he gave it to me. 1672 01:29:18.000 --> 01:29:19.458 Oh God help us. 1673 01:29:28.250 --> 01:29:29.542 Pew Pew... 1674 01:29:36.250 --> 01:29:37.375 Jenna? 1675 01:29:48.583 --> 01:29:50.500 Looks like we've got a problem. 1676 01:29:58.000 --> 01:29:59.625 Just as I thought... 1677 01:30:00.208 --> 01:30:01.208 Burrr!!! 1678 01:30:03.375 --> 01:30:04.833 Takes care of that. 1679 01:30:08.000 --> 01:30:09.125 Sweet Jesus! 1680 01:30:09.625 --> 01:30:10.875 Takes care of what? 1681 01:30:11.500 --> 01:30:13.249 Well, the heaters on and... 1682 01:30:13.250 --> 01:30:15.499 someone left the bedroom window open. 1683 01:30:15.500 --> 01:30:17.625 I just saved Bill money on his electric bill. 1684 01:30:18.375 --> 01:30:19.375 Our hero! 1685 01:30:20.583 --> 01:30:21.707 You know, you should... 1686 01:30:21.708 --> 01:30:24.833 probably be a little more careful sneaking up from behind people. 1687 01:30:25.167 --> 01:30:26.708 Especially someone who is... 1688 01:30:28.583 --> 01:30:29.583 packing... 1689 01:30:30.375 --> 01:30:31.250 Oh yeah? 1690 01:30:31.251 --> 01:30:33.000 What, would you have busted a cap at me? 1691 01:30:33.333 --> 01:30:34.333 Well... 1692 01:30:34.500 --> 01:30:35.832 I wasn't really expecting it. 1693 01:30:35.833 --> 01:30:36.708 And it... 1694 01:30:36.708 --> 01:30:37.583 just happened so fast... 1695 01:30:37.583 --> 01:30:38.333 that I... 1696 01:30:38.334 --> 01:30:40.332 really didn't have enough time to pull out. 1697 01:30:40.333 --> 01:30:41.333 You're lucky! 1698 01:30:41.708 --> 01:30:42.250 Well... 1699 01:30:42.251 --> 01:30:43.771 Maybe you just need some more practice? 1700 01:30:45.000 --> 01:30:45.667 I pracitce... 1701 01:30:46.000 --> 01:30:47.750 I practice lots! 1702 01:30:48.542 --> 01:30:49.375 I mean... 1703 01:30:49.375 --> 01:30:50.292 not too much! 1704 01:30:50.292 --> 01:30:51.292 But... 1705 01:30:51.417 --> 01:30:52.375 enough! 1706 01:30:52.376 --> 01:30:54.042 I can be ready when the time comes. 1707 01:30:55.542 --> 01:30:56.708 Pulling out's over rated. 1708 01:30:57.250 --> 01:30:58.250 Uh... 1709 01:30:59.167 --> 01:30:59.750 I can... 1710 01:30:59.751 --> 01:31:01.375 keep it in if you prefer... 1711 01:31:03.375 --> 01:31:04.708 So you're on a dating app huh? 1712 01:31:05.083 --> 01:31:07.323 There's no lucky girl at home waiting for you to get off? 1713 01:31:08.083 --> 01:31:09.083 No. 1714 01:31:09.250 --> 01:31:10.707 I don't get out much these days. 1715 01:31:10.708 --> 01:31:11.500 It's... 1716 01:31:11.501 --> 01:31:13.000 hard to meet real people. 1717 01:31:13.500 --> 01:31:14.000 So, 1718 01:31:14.208 --> 01:31:16.875 I figured... why not try the old interwebs? 1719 01:31:17.208 --> 01:31:19.000 But I'm here with you, right now... 1720 01:31:19.250 --> 01:31:20.500 Am I not real to you? 1721 01:31:21.708 --> 01:31:22.749 I mean... 1722 01:31:22.750 --> 01:31:24.500 you look real... 1723 01:31:24.708 --> 01:31:26.208 and... 1724 01:31:26.542 --> 01:31:29.583 I'm not one to question the validity of a womans anatomy. 1725 01:31:30.083 --> 01:31:31.083 But, 1726 01:31:31.875 --> 01:31:33.083 from what I can tell, 1727 01:31:33.667 --> 01:31:35.750 you're as beautiful a woman as they come! 1728 01:31:41.083 --> 01:31:42.083 You're cute! 1729 01:31:42.167 --> 01:31:43.249 Umm... 1730 01:31:43.250 --> 01:31:44.375 thanks, you, you're... 1731 01:31:45.000 --> 01:31:46.000 you're very... 1732 01:31:46.500 --> 01:31:47.500 Thank you! 1733 01:31:47.875 --> 01:31:48.542 Come on Daryl. 1734 01:31:48.543 --> 01:31:49.750 We should stick together. 1735 01:31:59.167 --> 01:32:01.083 Looks like we got ourselves some visitors. 1736 01:32:35.458 --> 01:32:36.999 What in the hell is going on out there? 1737 01:32:37.000 --> 01:32:37.833 I don't know. 1738 01:32:37.834 --> 01:32:39.754 It sounds like people are shooting at each other. 1739 01:32:56.500 --> 01:32:57.167 Shit!!! 1740 01:32:57.417 --> 01:32:59.750 Those are definitely different calibers firing. 1741 01:33:00.542 --> 01:33:01.917 Do you see anyone out there? 1742 01:33:02.500 --> 01:33:04.000 That's a lot of gun fire. 1743 01:33:04.250 --> 01:33:05.625 Even I can hear that. 1744 01:33:06.500 --> 01:33:08.500 Sub-machine gun, 9mm. 1745 01:33:08.750 --> 01:33:11.000 Heard that all day long when I was overseas. 1746 01:33:11.583 --> 01:33:12.707 Can you see Bill? 1747 01:33:12.708 --> 01:33:13.875 Is he okay? 1748 01:33:15.167 --> 01:33:17.000 It's difficult to make of what's going on. 1749 01:33:18.000 --> 01:33:19.800 Should somebody go out there and check on him? 1750 01:33:25.375 --> 01:33:28.082 Honey, maybe we should get away from the window and... 1751 01:33:28.083 --> 01:33:30.375 go back to the couch where it's safer? 1752 01:33:31.250 --> 01:33:34.000 I think Daryl has things in hand here. 1753 01:33:35.042 --> 01:33:38.042 I'm pretty sure I've seen multiple people moving around out there. 1754 01:33:38.792 --> 01:33:40.124 I think we're surrounded. 1755 01:33:40.125 --> 01:33:41.542 Oh my God... 1756 01:33:41.875 --> 01:33:42.750 Tom! 1757 01:33:42.751 --> 01:33:44.874 Should you go out there and help Bill? 1758 01:33:44.875 --> 01:33:48.000 My duty is to stay right here and look after my family! 1759 01:33:48.542 --> 01:33:51.000 Bill's trained to handle this sort of thing. 1760 01:33:51.375 --> 01:33:52.875 I'm sure he's okay. 1761 01:33:53.708 --> 01:33:56.375 Come on, let's go back to the living room where it's safe. 1762 01:33:56.708 --> 01:33:57.875 Jenna, you too! 1763 01:33:58.667 --> 01:34:00.027 No, I'm gonna stay here with Daryl. 1764 01:34:00.375 --> 01:34:01.042 Come on! 1765 01:34:01.043 --> 01:34:02.667 No, I can take care of myself dad! 1766 01:34:50.250 --> 01:34:51.875 Jax Maxwell!?!? 1767 01:34:54.375 --> 01:34:55.375 Sergeant... 1768 01:34:55.375 --> 01:34:56.208 Jax... 1769 01:34:56.208 --> 01:34:57.208 Maxwell!?!? 1770 01:35:12.167 --> 01:35:13.167 Fucking body armor!!! 1771 01:35:13.667 --> 01:35:14.042 I... 1772 01:35:14.043 --> 01:35:15.542 think I hear a skilsaw... 1773 01:35:26.708 --> 01:35:27.958 What the hell is that? 1774 01:35:29.958 --> 01:35:30.958 Wait, where are you going? 1775 01:35:30.959 --> 01:35:32.082 I'm going in the other room. 1776 01:35:32.083 --> 01:35:33.083 There's something out there. 1777 01:35:33.084 --> 01:35:34.457 I need to get a better look. 1778 01:35:34.458 --> 01:35:36.083 I need you to stay here with your family. 1779 01:35:36.625 --> 01:35:37.375 I'll be right back! 1780 01:35:37.375 --> 01:35:38.375 Okay! 1781 01:35:40.000 --> 01:35:41.250 Wait, you promise??? 1782 01:35:42.917 --> 01:35:44.250 Fuck yeah I do!!! 1783 01:35:45.500 --> 01:35:46.500 Uh, what was that??? 1784 01:35:48.500 --> 01:35:49.500 A pinky swear... 1785 01:36:36.667 --> 01:36:38.750 What the hell is that? 1786 01:36:40.375 --> 01:36:41.208 Ahhh!!! 1787 01:36:41.209 --> 01:36:42.500 Jesus Christ!!! 1788 01:36:47.042 --> 01:36:48.667 What the hell was that? 1789 01:36:49.583 --> 01:36:50.167 Okay... 1790 01:36:50.375 --> 01:36:51.000 Okay. 1791 01:36:51.000 --> 01:36:52.000 Okay, Okay, Okay... 1792 01:36:53.208 --> 01:36:54.583 I know I'm not crazy. 1793 01:37:02.583 --> 01:37:03.583 Hey!! 1794 01:37:03.917 --> 01:37:04.917 Hello?? 1795 01:37:06.000 --> 01:37:07.250 Give us the money man... 1796 01:37:07.583 --> 01:37:08.750 and we'll let you live. 1797 01:37:11.542 --> 01:37:12.542 Stay back!! 1798 01:37:13.000 --> 01:37:14.042 I will shoot... 1799 01:37:14.583 --> 01:37:15.875 If you come any closer! 1800 01:37:24.083 --> 01:37:25.374 I told you... 1801 01:37:25.375 --> 01:37:26.500 to stay back!! 1802 01:37:27.042 --> 01:37:28.042 Listen Daryl... 1803 01:37:28.250 --> 01:37:30.082 Let's talk about this man to man. 1804 01:37:30.083 --> 01:37:31.500 I don't want to hurt you. 1805 01:37:32.375 --> 01:37:34.500 I can get you out of this situation! 1806 01:37:36.083 --> 01:37:37.083 How... 1807 01:37:38.083 --> 01:37:39.583 How do you know my name??? 1808 01:37:39.875 --> 01:37:40.875 And why should I... 1809 01:37:40.876 --> 01:37:43.208 trust someone who's holding an axe and wearing a mask??? 1810 01:37:43.500 --> 01:37:44.542 Okay, okay... 1811 01:37:45.375 --> 01:37:46.542 I'll drop my weapon, 1812 01:37:47.250 --> 01:37:48.250 and lift up my mask. 1813 01:37:53.792 --> 01:37:54.792 There... 1814 01:37:55.167 --> 01:37:56.167 is that better? 1815 01:37:57.250 --> 01:37:58.250 No!!! 1816 01:38:00.250 --> 01:38:00.875 Look! 1817 01:38:01.167 --> 01:38:02.916 The guys know the money's in there. 1818 01:38:02.917 --> 01:38:05.375 Just hand it over, and this will all be over. 1819 01:38:05.625 --> 01:38:06.292 Look. 1820 01:38:06.293 --> 01:38:07.500 I'm taking off my mask. 1821 01:38:12.875 --> 01:38:15.333 I don't know anything about any money. 1822 01:38:15.833 --> 01:38:17.708 Stop playing games man. 1823 01:38:18.583 --> 01:38:19.999 The guys know the money's in there 1824 01:38:20.000 --> 01:38:21.625 and they're gonna stop at nothing... 1825 01:38:22.083 --> 01:38:23.625 Including killing your ass. 1826 01:38:24.333 --> 01:38:26.458 I can get you out of this situation. 1827 01:38:27.417 --> 01:38:28.417 Let me help you. 1828 01:38:29.125 --> 01:38:31.250 You know it's not safe to be here. 1829 01:38:35.000 --> 01:38:38.000 You know it's not safe to be here. 1830 01:38:40.417 --> 01:38:41.417 It's you. 1831 01:38:42.375 --> 01:38:44.000 You're the guy from the gas station! 1832 01:38:45.083 --> 01:38:46.832 I knew you didn't want to help me! 1833 01:38:46.833 --> 01:38:48.083 You just wanted to kill me!! 1834 01:38:51.375 --> 01:38:53.000 I'm not gonna tell you again. 1835 01:38:54.333 --> 01:38:57.333 If you don't hand over that 1.4 million dollars... 1836 01:38:58.083 --> 01:38:59.708 I'm gonna come in that house... 1837 01:39:00.333 --> 01:39:02.708 and kill every last one of you motherfuckers! 1838 01:39:03.583 --> 01:39:04.833 It's your choice. 1839 01:39:05.708 --> 01:39:06.749 Look man, 1840 01:39:06.750 --> 01:39:07.750 you must have a... 1841 01:39:07.875 --> 01:39:09.042 a hearing problem. 1842 01:39:09.375 --> 01:39:10.042 Because... 1843 01:39:10.043 --> 01:39:11.125 I've already told you 1844 01:39:11.375 --> 01:39:12.749 I don't know anything 1845 01:39:12.750 --> 01:39:14.042 about any money. 1846 01:39:15.583 --> 01:39:16.583 Fine. 1847 01:39:17.000 --> 01:39:18.000 Have it your way. 1848 01:39:18.750 --> 01:39:20.250 But I tried to be nice. 1849 01:39:22.875 --> 01:39:24.375 You're not coming in this house. 1850 01:39:24.875 --> 01:39:26.083 And I don't... 1851 01:39:26.375 --> 01:39:27.208 want... 1852 01:39:27.209 --> 01:39:28.375 to shoot you. Okay?? 1853 01:39:29.375 --> 01:39:30.375 Shit!!!! 1854 01:39:30.376 --> 01:39:32.208 You're aiming sucks and for all I know, 1855 01:39:32.708 --> 01:39:34.542 You're probably out of bullets. 1856 01:39:36.083 --> 01:39:37.208 I know what you're thinking. 1857 01:39:37.583 --> 01:39:39.000 Have I shot 6 shots? 1858 01:39:39.500 --> 01:39:40.875 Or have I shot 5??? 1859 01:39:43.375 --> 01:39:44.542 Shit!!! 1860 01:39:45.250 --> 01:39:46.542 How many shots did I shoot? 1861 01:39:48.417 --> 01:39:49.583 Game over man. 1862 01:39:54.500 --> 01:39:55.541 I don't... 1863 01:39:55.542 --> 01:39:56.667 want to hurt you. 1864 01:39:59.042 --> 01:40:00.042 Goodbye Daryl. 1865 01:40:01.250 --> 01:40:02.250 Oh fu... 1866 01:40:11.250 --> 01:40:12.250 I'm sorry! 1867 01:40:13.583 --> 01:40:14.583 Shit. 1868 01:40:37.500 --> 01:40:39.625 Jesus fucking Christ Daryl! 1869 01:40:41.000 --> 01:40:42.750 Keep it together, keep it together. 1870 01:40:56.583 --> 01:40:59.082 Oh right there... Oh. 1871 01:40:59.083 --> 01:41:00.000 Yes! 1872 01:41:00.001 --> 01:41:01.374 Oh! 1873 01:41:01.375 --> 01:41:02.749 Yes! 1874 01:41:02.750 --> 01:41:03.375 Yes! 1875 01:41:03.375 --> 01:41:04.125 Oh! 1876 01:41:04.125 --> 01:41:05.125 Oh! 1877 01:41:05.458 --> 01:41:06.458 Oh! 1878 01:41:06.625 --> 01:41:07.625 Oh! 1879 01:41:08.083 --> 01:41:09.124 Mmmm... 1880 01:41:09.125 --> 01:41:10.125 Oh yeah! 1881 01:41:10.500 --> 01:41:11.500 Oh! 1882 01:41:11.625 --> 01:41:12.542 Oh!!! 1883 01:41:12.542 --> 01:41:13.542 Oh!!!!!! 1884 01:41:13.625 --> 01:41:16.000 Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1885 01:41:16.417 --> 01:41:18.167 Oh yes!!!!! 1886 01:41:18.625 --> 01:41:19.625 Put my legs up. 1887 01:41:21.167 --> 01:41:21.625 No no. 1888 01:41:21.625 --> 01:41:22.625 Put them back down. 1889 01:41:24.292 --> 01:41:25.292 Put your legs up! 1890 01:41:26.125 --> 01:41:27.667 Yes!!!! 1891 01:41:28.167 --> 01:41:29.417 Spin the other way... 1892 01:41:30.583 --> 01:41:31.167 Oh!! 1893 01:41:31.168 --> 01:41:34.333 Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! 1894 01:41:38.000 --> 01:41:39.167 What was that? 1895 01:41:40.083 --> 01:41:41.333 Like 19 times? 1896 01:41:43.000 --> 01:41:45.667 Oh baby, thers gonna be more! 1897 01:41:46.333 --> 01:41:48.250 What else could we possibly do? 1898 01:41:49.583 --> 01:41:51.500 I have a surprise for you! 1899 01:41:51.708 --> 01:41:52.708 Oh! 1900 01:42:00.917 --> 01:42:02.375 Oh Richard!!! 1901 01:42:04.208 --> 01:42:05.500 Surprise #1. 1902 01:42:07.250 --> 01:42:08.708 Pucker up sweet cheeks! 1903 01:42:13.875 --> 01:42:16.542 Now what in the fuck is that?? 1904 01:42:27.208 --> 01:42:28.500 Who you supposed to be? 1905 01:42:29.000 --> 01:42:30.208 Little dead riding hood? 1906 01:42:32.083 --> 01:42:33.083 I don't get the joke. 1907 01:42:34.083 --> 01:42:35.708 The only funny thing I saw tonight was... 1908 01:42:36.417 --> 01:42:37.167 your friend 1909 01:42:37.168 --> 01:42:38.250 setting off my Tannerite. 1910 01:42:39.000 --> 01:42:40.042 Now that was funny! 1911 01:42:41.542 --> 01:42:42.542 Man... 1912 01:42:42.875 --> 01:42:45.500 Wish I had my security camera setup to my DVR. 1913 01:42:46.500 --> 01:42:48.583 I'm just happy nobody's killed you yet. 1914 01:42:49.250 --> 01:42:50.542 Well, that makes 2 of us. 1915 01:42:51.000 --> 01:42:52.249 And now that we agree on something, 1916 01:42:52.250 --> 01:42:53.250 let's call it a night. 1917 01:42:53.875 --> 01:42:54.667 Oh no. 1918 01:42:54.668 --> 01:42:56.750 That just means I get to kill you myself. 1919 01:42:57.375 --> 01:42:59.375 Are you still mad 'cause I did't call? 1920 01:43:01.667 --> 01:43:02.874 That was for fun. 1921 01:43:02.875 --> 01:43:04.083 This is business. 1922 01:43:05.083 --> 01:43:06.083 Come again? 1923 01:43:06.750 --> 01:43:07.750 Not this round. 1924 01:43:08.375 --> 01:43:09.083 This time... 1925 01:43:09.083 --> 01:43:10.083 you gotta go! 1926 01:43:14.875 --> 01:43:16.083 Bring it on sugar tits! 1927 01:43:19.292 --> 01:43:20.292 Alright pops. 1928 01:43:20.375 --> 01:43:21.416 But this time... 1929 01:43:21.417 --> 01:43:23.125 we're playing for keeps. 1930 01:43:36.250 --> 01:43:37.530 You know you're not playing fair! 1931 01:43:38.250 --> 01:43:39.542 I'd never hit a lady! 1932 01:43:40.250 --> 01:43:41.625 Come on you fucking pussy!! 1933 01:43:46.250 --> 01:43:47.582 Nothing pisses me off more 1934 01:43:47.583 --> 01:43:48.707 than being treated like a woman 1935 01:43:48.708 --> 01:43:50.082 who can't handle her shit!! 1936 01:43:50.083 --> 01:43:51.207 I don't mean to offend, 1937 01:43:51.208 --> 01:43:51.750 but... 1938 01:43:51.751 --> 01:43:52.999 I'm old fashioned! 1939 01:43:53.000 --> 01:43:54.332 And lucky for you, 1940 01:43:54.333 --> 01:43:55.833 I'm getting tired of this shit! 1941 01:44:03.792 --> 01:44:06.125 Well that wasn't very gentleman like of you! 1942 01:44:07.875 --> 01:44:08.875 I know. 1943 01:44:09.542 --> 01:44:11.500 I usually don't do head until the 2nd date. 1944 01:44:11.792 --> 01:44:14.232 But things have always been moving a little fast for you and I. 1945 01:44:14.750 --> 01:44:16.375 I'm not quite sure how this counts. 1946 01:44:17.000 --> 01:44:18.583 Let's just call it a 2nd date. 1947 01:44:20.167 --> 01:44:23.082 Well, as stimulating as this conversation has been, 1948 01:44:23.083 --> 01:44:24.963 I'm gonna have to cut things a little bit short. 1949 01:44:26.333 --> 01:44:26.875 See... 1950 01:44:27.208 --> 01:44:29.000 You have something that belongs to us. 1951 01:44:29.333 --> 01:44:31.208 And I think we'll be taking it back now. 1952 01:45:07.875 --> 01:45:09.000 Ahhh!!!!! 1953 01:45:12.167 --> 01:45:13.167 Ahhh!!!!! 1954 01:45:18.208 --> 01:45:20.083 Enjoy you're early retirement Bill! 1955 01:45:26.667 --> 01:45:27.750 God damnit!!! 1956 01:45:28.250 --> 01:45:29.250 Keep pressure on it!! 1957 01:45:55.750 --> 01:45:57.000 What a waste. 1958 01:46:35.958 --> 01:46:36.625 Oh! 1959 01:46:36.958 --> 01:46:37.958 Oh!!!! 1960 01:46:38.333 --> 01:46:39.333 Oh! 1961 01:46:39.375 --> 01:46:40.375 Oh!!! 1962 01:46:40.458 --> 01:46:41.000 Oh!!! 1963 01:46:41.458 --> 01:46:43.125 Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1964 01:46:45.542 --> 01:46:45.917 Hi. 1965 01:46:45.918 --> 01:46:47.624 You've reached the voicemail of Captain Richard Sully. 1966 01:46:47.625 --> 01:46:48.125 Crap!!! 1967 01:46:48.542 --> 01:46:50.342 I'm not available to take your call right now. 1968 01:46:50.625 --> 01:46:53.625 But please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. 1969 01:46:53.875 --> 01:46:54.875 Thanks! 1970 01:46:56.375 --> 01:46:57.375 Captain Sully! 1971 01:46:58.000 --> 01:46:59.000 It's Bill!! 1972 01:47:00.000 --> 01:47:01.625 Got some shit going down at my house. 1973 01:47:05.875 --> 01:47:07.000 Looks like cops! 1974 01:47:11.708 --> 01:47:12.250 I... 1975 01:47:12.251 --> 01:47:13.583 I recognize one of them as... 1976 01:47:14.500 --> 01:47:16.167 Jax Maxwell. 1977 01:47:25.500 --> 01:47:26.875 You're the only one I trust. 1978 01:47:27.708 --> 01:47:29.625 Get your ass down here as soon as you get this! 1979 01:47:29.875 --> 01:47:31.125 And hurry the fuck up! 1980 01:47:40.875 --> 01:47:42.083 Fuckin' dick! 1981 01:48:03.750 --> 01:48:05.000 Let's play some more! 1982 01:48:21.083 --> 01:48:21.583 What? 1983 01:48:21.875 --> 01:48:23.875 You thought sneaking up on me I'd be shocked? 1984 01:48:25.250 --> 01:48:26.370 You wanna start some static? 1985 01:48:44.833 --> 01:48:45.958 You wanna play with knives? 1986 01:49:28.458 --> 01:49:30.333 I got nothin' on that! 1987 01:50:05.750 --> 01:50:07.000 Missed call from Bill? 1988 01:50:07.375 --> 01:50:09.055 What in the hell does he want at this hour? 1989 01:50:09.083 --> 01:50:10.000 Who cares?? 1990 01:50:10.001 --> 01:50:11.500 Get your tush back over here! 1991 01:50:12.208 --> 01:50:14.583 Just a minute Marge, this could be important. 1992 01:50:15.625 --> 01:50:17.416 Oh Richard!! 1993 01:50:17.417 --> 01:50:19.542 I said just a minute! 1994 01:50:24.500 --> 01:50:25.708 Where's the other butt plug? 1995 01:50:27.042 --> 01:50:28.875 Your turn!!! 1996 01:50:30.875 --> 01:50:35.208 Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1997 01:50:36.583 --> 01:50:38.167 Ahhhh!?!?!? 1998 01:50:39.083 --> 01:50:40.582 Oh... 1999 01:50:40.583 --> 01:50:42.042 yeah!!!!! 2000 01:50:56.917 --> 01:50:58.167 Sorry Bill. 2001 01:50:58.500 --> 01:50:59.917 He got the drop on me. 2002 01:51:06.042 --> 01:51:07.250 Drop your weapon... 2003 01:51:08.083 --> 01:51:09.250 or I'll shoot him. 2004 01:51:09.875 --> 01:51:10.875 Alright. 2005 01:51:11.000 --> 01:51:12.000 Take it easy. 2006 01:51:12.667 --> 01:51:13.667 Nobody needs to get hurt. 2007 01:51:22.000 --> 01:51:23.000 I'm unarmed. 2008 01:51:24.667 --> 01:51:25.827 I've waited all day for this. 2009 01:51:26.667 --> 01:51:27.667 Who are you? 2010 01:51:28.875 --> 01:51:30.500 I see you managed to take out my men. 2011 01:51:32.000 --> 01:51:33.708 You picked the wrong house buddy. 2012 01:51:34.875 --> 01:51:35.875 I'm not your buddy. 2013 01:51:36.875 --> 01:51:38.000 I'm your worst nightmare! 2014 01:51:38.542 --> 01:51:39.542 Hey! 2015 01:51:40.375 --> 01:51:41.875 What the hell's wrong with this thing? 2016 01:51:47.000 --> 01:51:48.250 I'm your worst nightmare! 2017 01:51:49.000 --> 01:51:50.124 And tonight... 2018 01:51:50.125 --> 01:51:51.667 I will Purge you from existance! 2019 01:51:52.375 --> 01:51:53.500 What's with the disguise? 2020 01:51:54.750 --> 01:51:56.167 You affraid to face me like a man? 2021 01:51:57.125 --> 01:51:58.125 What? 2022 01:51:58.292 --> 01:51:59.292 Are you a coward? 2023 01:51:59.667 --> 01:52:00.827 I'll show you who's a coward! 2024 01:52:02.750 --> 01:52:04.042 You'll beg me to spare your life 2025 01:52:04.333 --> 01:52:06.083 after you watch me carve up 2026 01:52:06.458 --> 01:52:08.208 each and every person you love 2027 01:52:08.458 --> 01:52:09.582 into itty 2028 01:52:09.583 --> 01:52:10.208 bitty 2029 01:52:10.208 --> 01:52:10.750 pieces! 2030 01:52:10.751 --> 01:52:11.958 Shit!!! 2031 01:52:12.750 --> 01:52:14.270 What the hell is wrong with this thing? 2032 01:52:15.958 --> 01:52:17.375 Why doesn't anything go as planned? 2033 01:52:17.833 --> 01:52:18.833 Aidan? 2034 01:52:19.125 --> 01:52:20.250 Aidan is that you??? 2035 01:52:20.750 --> 01:52:21.750 Shut up!! 2036 01:52:29.750 --> 01:52:30.375 Aidan!!! 2037 01:52:30.625 --> 01:52:31.875 What in the hell are you doing? 2038 01:52:35.000 --> 01:52:36.000 I don't need a mask. 2039 01:52:37.667 --> 01:52:38.667 No more hiding. 2040 01:52:39.208 --> 01:52:40.375 Aidan we're partners!!! 2041 01:52:41.083 --> 01:52:42.083 I'm not your partner! 2042 01:52:43.750 --> 01:52:44.750 I'm not your friend! 2043 01:52:46.000 --> 01:52:47.000 You... 2044 01:52:47.083 --> 01:52:47.708 Daryl, 2045 01:52:48.083 --> 01:52:49.083 your family. 2046 01:52:50.208 --> 01:52:52.128 You're everything that's wrong with this country! 2047 01:52:52.500 --> 01:52:54.500 You're the reason this country needs the Purge! 2048 01:52:55.833 --> 01:52:56.833 And I'm gonna enjoy... 2049 01:52:57.083 --> 01:52:58.208 every last minute of it. 2050 01:52:59.250 --> 01:53:00.250 Aidan, 2051 01:53:00.417 --> 01:53:01.697 It doesn't have to end this way. 2052 01:53:02.125 --> 01:53:03.250 You can just walk away. 2053 01:53:03.750 --> 01:53:04.750 No!! 2054 01:53:06.250 --> 01:53:07.875 It definitely has to end this way! 2055 01:53:09.542 --> 01:53:11.250 I'm not gonna walk away empty handed. 2056 01:53:12.083 --> 01:53:13.374 What do you want from me Aidan? 2057 01:53:13.375 --> 01:53:14.583 What's this all about? 2058 01:53:16.083 --> 01:53:17.667 Like I told you before... 2059 01:53:18.708 --> 01:53:20.000 Word on the street is... 2060 01:53:21.083 --> 01:53:22.375 you had a big bust. 2061 01:53:23.208 --> 01:53:24.667 Scored a hefty chunk of change. 2062 01:53:27.208 --> 01:53:28.582 Log books say... 2063 01:53:28.583 --> 01:53:29.875 1.4 million 2064 01:53:30.375 --> 01:53:31.375 placed into evidence. 2065 01:53:32.750 --> 01:53:34.083 But we checked the boxes. 2066 01:53:34.708 --> 01:53:35.708 There's no money. 2067 01:53:37.083 --> 01:53:38.083 So my thought is... 2068 01:53:39.500 --> 01:53:41.708 you added yourself a little bonus to your retirement. 2069 01:53:43.042 --> 01:53:44.416 You don't know what you're talking about. 2070 01:53:44.417 --> 01:53:45.417 I didn't take any money. 2071 01:53:46.417 --> 01:53:47.583 Tell me where the money is... 2072 01:53:50.875 --> 01:53:52.374 or I'm gonna start peeling them 2073 01:53:52.375 --> 01:53:53.583 one by one 2074 01:53:54.500 --> 01:53:55.667 until you do. 2075 01:53:57.500 --> 01:53:58.500 I told you 2076 01:53:58.583 --> 01:54:00.750 I don't know anything about any money, 2077 01:54:02.000 --> 01:54:03.000 Okay. 2078 01:54:03.750 --> 01:54:04.750 You want games. 2079 01:54:06.417 --> 01:54:07.667 Let's play games. 2080 01:54:09.250 --> 01:54:10.500 I'll find the money. 2081 01:54:12.875 --> 01:54:14.000 To be totally honest, 2082 01:54:14.583 --> 01:54:16.263 I was planning on killing everybody anyway. 2083 01:54:20.000 --> 01:54:22.083 Seeing as how I can be a generous guy, 2084 01:54:23.917 --> 01:54:25.875 I'm gonna let you pick who dies first. 2085 01:54:27.625 --> 01:54:28.792 So who's it gonna be? 2086 01:54:30.375 --> 01:54:31.750 The pretty little niece? 2087 01:54:35.917 --> 01:54:37.167 Tell me my love... 2088 01:54:38.250 --> 01:54:38.875 How do you like it? 2089 01:54:38.876 --> 01:54:40.042 Get your hands off her!! 2090 01:54:40.625 --> 01:54:41.625 Fast? 2091 01:54:42.292 --> 01:54:43.375 Slow? 2092 01:54:45.125 --> 01:54:48.125 Maybe your little nephew wants to volunteer. 2093 01:54:49.292 --> 01:54:50.292 Get off me! 2094 01:54:50.958 --> 01:54:53.958 Do you want to be tonights first little sacrifice? 2095 01:54:55.708 --> 01:54:56.708 Uh oh! 2096 01:54:58.833 --> 01:55:00.333 Looks like we had a little accident. 2097 01:55:04.083 --> 01:55:05.624 Should have worn the yellow pants. 2098 01:55:05.625 --> 01:55:06.625 Fuck you!! 2099 01:55:07.000 --> 01:55:09.250 Now you have Pee-Jay's! 2100 01:55:23.000 --> 01:55:24.082 Awe fuck it! 2101 01:55:24.083 --> 01:55:25.083 We're out of time. 2102 01:55:26.375 --> 01:55:27.375 I guess 2103 01:55:27.583 --> 01:55:29.583 I'm just gonna have to choose for you Bill. 2104 01:55:30.833 --> 01:55:32.207 I like to keep it classy 2105 01:55:32.208 --> 01:55:33.583 being a gentlemen and all. 2106 01:55:34.167 --> 01:55:35.167 So... 2107 01:55:36.667 --> 01:55:37.000 No!!!! 2108 01:55:37.000 --> 01:55:38.000 Ladies first! 2109 01:55:38.000 --> 01:55:38.500 Wait!!! 2110 01:55:39.000 --> 01:55:40.000 Well? 2111 01:55:40.708 --> 01:55:42.708 You gonna tell me who dies first? 2112 01:55:44.208 --> 01:55:45.583 Or where the money is? 2113 01:55:46.333 --> 01:55:47.833 I've decided who dies first. 2114 01:55:48.875 --> 01:55:49.875 Well? 2115 01:55:50.250 --> 01:55:50.792 You... 2116 01:55:50.792 --> 01:55:51.792 Dickhead! 2117 01:56:34.583 --> 01:56:35.583 Everybody alright? 2118 01:56:36.083 --> 01:56:36.542 Yeah I think so. 2119 01:56:36.542 --> 01:56:37.542 Everybody okay? 2120 01:56:38.000 --> 01:56:39.680 It would be nice to get out of these cuffs. 2121 01:56:40.250 --> 01:56:41.500 I got to give it to you Bill. 2122 01:56:42.875 --> 01:56:43.875 I didn't see that coming. 2123 01:56:44.750 --> 01:56:45.750 Where's grandma? 2124 01:56:47.375 --> 01:56:48.583 Knowing my men, 2125 01:56:50.250 --> 01:56:51.417 They gutted her already. 2126 01:56:52.375 --> 01:56:53.750 You son of a bitch!! 2127 01:56:54.417 --> 01:56:56.017 You're not gonna walk away from this one! 2128 01:57:01.167 --> 01:57:02.167 Well. 2129 01:57:02.917 --> 01:57:04.083 Saved by the bell. 2130 01:57:05.583 --> 01:57:07.083 Look's like it's too late for you. 2131 01:57:15.250 --> 01:57:16.250 God damn! 2132 01:57:16.750 --> 01:57:17.750 That shit hurts! 2133 01:57:20.250 --> 01:57:21.416 That was a close one! 2134 01:57:21.417 --> 01:57:23.125 You're not gonna get away with this. 2135 01:57:24.542 --> 01:57:25.625 It's too late buddy. 2136 01:57:27.000 --> 01:57:28.000 The Purge is over. 2137 01:57:29.375 --> 01:57:31.735 Should have packed something a little bit bigger down there. 2138 01:57:34.917 --> 01:57:35.917 See you at work. 2139 01:57:44.583 --> 01:57:45.583 Captain! 2140 01:57:45.958 --> 01:57:47.208 Hey, is everybody okay? 2141 01:57:47.625 --> 01:57:48.708 That was a close one! 2142 01:57:49.583 --> 01:57:51.082 Hey buddy, I'm sorry I missed your call. 2143 01:57:51.083 --> 01:57:54.458 But all emergency services were down and I got here as quick as I could. 2144 01:57:54.875 --> 01:57:55.875 Just in time. 2145 01:57:56.167 --> 01:57:57.167 You saved my ass. 2146 01:57:59.167 --> 01:58:00.167 Are you okay? 2147 01:58:00.917 --> 01:58:01.417 Huh? 2148 01:58:01.875 --> 01:58:02.417 No. 2149 01:58:02.418 --> 01:58:05.417 No, I think I might have slipped somehting in my lower back. 2150 01:58:05.667 --> 01:58:06.667 I'll be okay. 2151 01:58:07.167 --> 01:58:08.624 Hey, thats quite a mess you made outside. 2152 01:58:08.625 --> 01:58:10.375 Looks like you had quite a night. 2153 01:58:11.167 --> 01:58:12.083 My partner... 2154 01:58:12.084 --> 01:58:13.167 who you just took out.. 2155 01:58:13.708 --> 01:58:15.208 And a group of his friends, 2156 01:58:15.833 --> 01:58:18.083 appear to be from the State police task force. 2157 01:58:19.833 --> 01:58:22.500 And the rest I suspect work for the agency. 2158 01:58:23.708 --> 01:58:24.833 Oh yeah... 2159 01:58:25.083 --> 01:58:27.000 It's too bad about Sasha and Jax. 2160 01:58:28.000 --> 01:58:29.320 Did they get what they were after? 2161 01:58:29.583 --> 01:58:31.375 Well, Daryl and I are still alive. 2162 01:58:32.000 --> 01:58:34.083 Although he's gonna wake up with a mighty headache. 2163 01:58:34.792 --> 01:58:35.872 So I'm gonna have to say... 2164 01:58:36.125 --> 01:58:37.542 They did not complete their mission. 2165 01:58:38.375 --> 01:58:39.250 So... 2166 01:58:39.251 --> 01:58:40.291 they didn't get the money. 2167 01:58:41.625 --> 01:58:42.625 The money? 2168 01:58:43.042 --> 01:58:44.042 Yeah! 2169 01:58:44.208 --> 01:58:45.750 The money from the Velasco bust! 2170 01:58:46.708 --> 01:58:48.167 That's what they came here for right? 2171 01:58:49.375 --> 01:58:50.895 I assume you stashed it somewhere safe. 2172 01:58:51.875 --> 01:58:53.375 I never said anything about any money. 2173 01:58:54.208 --> 01:58:56.166 Yes you did, in your voicemail. 2174 01:58:56.167 --> 01:58:59.374 You told me that Aidan was here 2175 01:58:59.375 --> 01:59:01.583 with his men and to get the money. 2176 01:59:02.375 --> 01:59:03.750 I never said it was Aidan. 2177 01:59:04.208 --> 01:59:06.082 He didn't take his mask off until 2178 01:59:06.083 --> 01:59:07.167 well into this. 2179 01:59:08.875 --> 01:59:09.708 Damnit Bill. 2180 01:59:09.709 --> 01:59:11.249 It wasn't supposed to go down like this. 2181 01:59:11.250 --> 01:59:12.667 Put your hands behind your head. 2182 01:59:15.292 --> 01:59:16.917 Now turn around and get on your knees. 2183 01:59:28.500 --> 01:59:30.460 You know I tried to get you away from all of this? 2184 01:59:30.917 --> 01:59:31.875 All you had to do 2185 01:59:31.876 --> 01:59:34.250 was finish your last 2 weeks in FIRE. 2186 01:59:36.250 --> 01:59:37.875 Where's my million dollars? 2187 01:59:40.250 --> 01:59:40.750 It's... 2188 01:59:41.083 --> 01:59:42.083 1... 2189 01:59:42.250 --> 01:59:43.000 point... 2190 01:59:43.250 --> 01:59:44.250 4... 2191 01:59:44.542 --> 01:59:45.542 million... 2192 01:59:48.042 --> 01:59:50.250 Jesus Christ!!! 2193 01:59:50.750 --> 01:59:51.750 Boss. 2194 01:59:52.125 --> 01:59:54.833 Will you please shut the fuck up and die already? 2195 02:00:03.125 --> 02:00:04.500 So where's my 1 point... 2196 02:00:05.125 --> 02:00:06.250 4 million dollars??? 2197 02:00:07.000 --> 02:00:08.240 Why are you doing this Captain? 2198 02:00:10.292 --> 02:00:12.750 You think I'm going to walk away from this agency... 2199 02:00:13.042 --> 02:00:15.667 with that shitty retirement salary they're gonna give me? 2200 02:00:17.250 --> 02:00:18.375 You know I gave my life... 2201 02:00:18.917 --> 02:00:21.375 gave 30 years of my life to this shithole! 2202 02:00:22.375 --> 02:00:24.750 I knew that Velasco bust would be a big take. 2203 02:00:25.208 --> 02:00:27.332 It was just enough to set me up nicely 2204 02:00:27.333 --> 02:00:29.333 where no one would even know it's gone. 2205 02:00:30.458 --> 02:00:33.458 All you had to do was allow my men to take the money. 2206 02:00:34.583 --> 02:00:35.208 Hell... 2207 02:00:35.209 --> 02:00:36.249 I would have cut you in. 2208 02:00:36.250 --> 02:00:38.458 But I knew that you were too much of a good old boy. 2209 02:00:41.042 --> 02:00:43.417 But you just had to process the scene. 2210 02:00:44.792 --> 02:00:45.792 I'll find the money. 2211 02:00:46.792 --> 02:00:49.125 But I'm affraid I can't leave any loose ends. 2212 02:00:50.000 --> 02:00:51.000 What?? 2213 02:00:53.792 --> 02:00:55.750 Well I may just have to call this in. 2214 02:00:56.000 --> 02:00:57.042 Let's see what I've got... 2215 02:00:58.375 --> 02:00:59.666 1 agent down. 2216 02:00:59.667 --> 02:01:00.667 Maybe uh... 2217 02:01:00.875 --> 02:01:02.208 6 other casualties? 2218 02:01:03.167 --> 02:01:05.500 Hey, you know your voicemail was the perfect alibi. 2219 02:01:05.875 --> 02:01:07.875 Unfortunately by the time I arrived here, 2220 02:01:08.208 --> 02:01:09.708 Aidan had killed everyone. 2221 02:01:10.833 --> 02:01:12.082 And we all know... 2222 02:01:12.083 --> 02:01:15.583 that killing after the 2nd Purge Siren is illegal!! 2223 02:01:16.000 --> 02:01:18.167 Aidan certainly has nothing to say about it. 2224 02:01:18.708 --> 02:01:20.833 I shot him just before he drew down on me. 2225 02:01:22.042 --> 02:01:24.208 There's a reason why I made it to the top Bill. 2226 02:01:25.042 --> 02:01:26.249 You're not on the top. 2227 02:01:26.250 --> 02:01:27.750 You're still 2nd in command. 2228 02:01:28.125 --> 02:01:29.541 Oh, you didn't hear? 2229 02:01:29.542 --> 02:01:31.208 I got a promotion last night! 2230 02:01:32.083 --> 02:01:35.707 Let's just say that Director Johnson has unexpectedly... 2231 02:01:35.708 --> 02:01:37.000 been relieved of duty. 2232 02:01:37.583 --> 02:01:40.000 So that's your method of upward mobility? 2233 02:01:40.708 --> 02:01:44.208 If maybe you followed my lead instead of always playing by the book... 2234 02:01:44.583 --> 02:01:46.042 you would have been my successor. 2235 02:01:49.042 --> 02:01:50.042 I'm sorry, 2236 02:01:50.083 --> 02:01:52.375 but your dedication has got you killed Bill. 2237 02:01:55.708 --> 02:01:56.208 No, no, no! 2238 02:01:56.208 --> 02:01:57.208 No! 2239 02:02:14.917 --> 02:02:16.250 Grandma!?!?!? 2240 02:02:17.500 --> 02:02:18.500 What?? 2241 02:02:18.583 --> 02:02:19.583 You were missing! 2242 02:02:19.917 --> 02:02:21.500 We thought you might be dead! 2243 02:02:21.750 --> 02:02:22.500 Nah!! 2244 02:02:22.501 --> 02:02:24.000 Fell asleep on the crapper. 2245 02:02:24.375 --> 02:02:26.417 Woke up to the sound of the Purge siren. 2246 02:02:27.000 --> 02:02:28.374 From the looks of things, 2247 02:02:28.375 --> 02:02:30.375 just in time to get my Purge on! 2248 02:02:32.583 --> 02:02:33.583 Ma, 2249 02:02:33.875 --> 02:02:35.375 That was the second siren. 2250 02:02:36.167 --> 02:02:37.167 The Purge... 2251 02:02:37.500 --> 02:02:38.500 was over. 2252 02:02:39.125 --> 02:02:40.125 Oops! 2253 02:02:40.708 --> 02:02:41.333 Well, 2254 02:02:41.334 --> 02:02:42.625 I won't tell if you won't! 2255 02:02:43.208 --> 02:02:43.708 Now, 2256 02:02:44.042 --> 02:02:45.500 who wants pancakes??? 2257 02:03:05.167 --> 02:03:06.666 Kids, are you okay? 2258 02:03:06.667 --> 02:03:07.917 You okay? 2259 02:03:09.292 --> 02:03:10.875 You're okay. 2260 02:03:12.833 --> 02:03:13.833 You'll be okay. 2261 02:03:22.375 --> 02:03:23.624 Come on, let's see if he's okay. 2262 02:03:23.625 --> 02:03:24.833 Let's get him rolled over. 2263 02:03:31.875 --> 02:03:32.542 Daryl! 2264 02:03:32.875 --> 02:03:33.542 Daryl! 2265 02:03:33.542 --> 02:03:34.542 Daryl! 2266 02:03:34.625 --> 02:03:35.250 Daryl! 2267 02:03:35.500 --> 02:03:36.625 Hey buddy, wake up! 2268 02:03:40.667 --> 02:03:41.667 You're alive! 2269 02:03:42.625 --> 02:03:43.625 Jenna? 2270 02:03:44.292 --> 02:03:45.417 Is this heaven? 2271 02:03:45.708 --> 02:03:46.832 He's alive! 2272 02:03:46.833 --> 02:03:47.833 Hey bro! 2273 02:03:49.583 --> 02:03:50.583 Bill? 2274 02:03:51.708 --> 02:03:52.708 Are we all dead? 2275 02:03:53.500 --> 02:03:54.500 Not yet. 2276 02:03:54.833 --> 02:03:56.083 Let me help you up. 2277 02:04:02.208 --> 02:04:03.208 Man... 2278 02:04:03.875 --> 02:04:06.708 the last thing I remember I was about to be purged. 2279 02:04:07.792 --> 02:04:08.792 Then I heard... 2280 02:04:09.042 --> 02:04:10.125 Aidan's voice? 2281 02:04:11.542 --> 02:04:12.542 Captain Sully? 2282 02:04:14.042 --> 02:04:15.125 What the hell happened? 2283 02:04:15.750 --> 02:04:17.125 It's a long tale bro. 2284 02:04:18.500 --> 02:04:19.000 Come on, 2285 02:04:19.001 --> 02:04:20.161 let's get you some fresh air. 2286 02:04:20.583 --> 02:04:22.375 Besides, my back teeth are floating. 2287 02:04:28.875 --> 02:04:29.875 What was that for? 2288 02:04:30.083 --> 02:04:31.083 For being my hero. 2289 02:04:32.208 --> 02:04:33.208 Hero? 2290 02:04:33.500 --> 02:04:33.875 Yeah. 2291 02:04:33.876 --> 02:04:36.499 If you weren't here at the right time and the right place 2292 02:04:36.500 --> 02:04:38.208 those men could have came in and killed us. 2293 02:04:38.875 --> 02:04:40.583 You protected my family and me. 2294 02:04:42.000 --> 02:04:43.200 And I think you're pretty hot. 2295 02:04:43.750 --> 02:04:45.375 Even though you work for ICE. 2296 02:04:46.167 --> 02:04:47.167 Well... 2297 02:04:47.375 --> 02:04:48.416 you're not so bad yourself. 2298 02:04:48.417 --> 02:04:50.542 Shut up and kiss me back before I change my mind! 2299 02:04:51.417 --> 02:04:52.417 Yes ma'am. 2300 02:05:00.750 --> 02:05:02.083 You should go get that fresh air! 2301 02:05:03.667 --> 02:05:04.375 But! 2302 02:05:04.376 --> 02:05:06.336 You should take me to breakfast when you get back. 2303 02:05:07.250 --> 02:05:08.000 Take you out? 2304 02:05:08.000 --> 02:05:08.750 Like on a date? 2305 02:05:08.750 --> 02:05:09.542 Yeah! 2306 02:05:09.543 --> 02:05:10.743 You think you can handle that? 2307 02:05:11.750 --> 02:05:13.000 I think I can manage. 2308 02:05:13.250 --> 02:05:13.750 But, 2309 02:05:14.000 --> 02:05:17.583 I'm not from around here so you might have to pick the place. 2310 02:05:17.917 --> 02:05:19.083 Alright, umm... 2311 02:05:19.875 --> 02:05:21.082 what about Westley's Diner? 2312 02:05:21.083 --> 02:05:22.083 It's by the gas station. 2313 02:05:22.917 --> 02:05:23.917 Westley's huh? 2314 02:05:24.250 --> 02:05:26.167 Or if you would prefer Buttercup Pantry? 2315 02:05:27.458 --> 02:05:28.458 As you wish... 2316 02:05:29.458 --> 02:05:30.458 What? 2317 02:05:31.375 --> 02:05:32.500 Marriage!!! 2318 02:05:33.042 --> 02:05:34.249 Marriage! 2319 02:05:34.250 --> 02:05:35.666 Is what brings us... 2320 02:05:35.667 --> 02:05:37.041 together... 2321 02:05:37.042 --> 02:05:38.125 today!!! 2322 02:05:39.250 --> 02:05:40.374 Let's slow down there okay? 2323 02:05:40.375 --> 02:05:43.250 Let's just start with sharing some sausage and eggs first! 2324 02:05:43.625 --> 02:05:44.375 It's... 2325 02:05:44.376 --> 02:05:45.875 from The Princess Bride! 2326 02:05:46.500 --> 02:05:46.875 You know? 2327 02:05:46.876 --> 02:05:48.000 Westley and Buttercup? 2328 02:05:50.375 --> 02:05:51.416 No... 2329 02:05:51.417 --> 02:05:52.417 Go get your fresh air. 2330 02:05:52.875 --> 02:05:53.875 Come back to me though. 2331 02:05:53.875 --> 02:05:54.625 Promise? 2332 02:05:54.625 --> 02:05:55.250 Okay. 2333 02:05:55.250 --> 02:05:55.875 But, 2334 02:05:55.875 --> 02:05:56.875 sausage and eggs! 2335 02:05:57.250 --> 02:05:58.250 Sounds cool! 2336 02:05:58.500 --> 02:06:00.249 I like to flip it over easy and... 2337 02:06:00.250 --> 02:06:01.250 dip it in the yolk! 2338 02:06:02.500 --> 02:06:03.500 Go! 2339 02:06:07.833 --> 02:06:10.073 Well, look's like she's getting the ride along before me. 2340 02:06:10.708 --> 02:06:11.583 Brian! 2341 02:06:11.584 --> 02:06:13.583 That's no way to talk about your sister! 2342 02:06:15.167 --> 02:06:17.041 And you need to get out of those... 2343 02:06:17.042 --> 02:06:18.042 Pee-Jays! 2344 02:06:18.125 --> 02:06:18.792 Yeah... 2345 02:06:18.792 --> 02:06:19.792 Hmm... 2346 02:06:23.417 --> 02:06:25.499 Who did he say is riding who? 2347 02:06:25.500 --> 02:06:27.999 Oh, nothing dear. 2348 02:06:28.000 --> 02:06:30.125 We need to get you a hearing aid! 2349 02:06:30.875 --> 02:06:32.625 First batch coming up!! 2350 02:06:34.000 --> 02:06:34.708 Come on. 2351 02:06:35.000 --> 02:06:36.375 Let's get you some pancakes. 2352 02:06:36.708 --> 02:06:37.708 Me lady! 2353 02:06:40.583 --> 02:06:42.499 Mmm that smells amazing! 2354 02:06:42.500 --> 02:06:43.500 Enjoy! 2355 02:06:44.083 --> 02:06:44.583 Yummy! 2356 02:06:44.833 --> 02:06:45.583 Bon appétit! 2357 02:06:45.833 --> 02:06:46.833 Thank you! 2358 02:06:47.375 --> 02:06:49.000 And the big one's for me! 2359 02:07:27.375 --> 02:07:28.655 That's a lot of dead people Bill! 2360 02:07:29.667 --> 02:07:30.667 Told ya... 2361 02:07:31.000 --> 02:07:32.000 it's a long story. 2362 02:07:38.125 --> 02:07:39.583 Thanks for having me over! 2363 02:07:40.750 --> 02:07:41.750 You're right, 2364 02:07:42.750 --> 02:07:44.249 I don't think I would have survived the night 2365 02:07:44.250 --> 02:07:45.730 if all of those guys came to my house. 2366 02:07:50.375 --> 02:07:51.375 Well, 2367 02:07:51.583 --> 02:07:52.583 to be honest, 2368 02:07:54.583 --> 02:07:57.250 I don't think my family would have survived if you hadn't been here. 2369 02:07:58.542 --> 02:07:59.875 I want to thank you for that. 2370 02:08:23.750 --> 02:08:27.125 Timber!!!!!!! 2371 02:08:28.375 --> 02:08:29.625 You've got wood!! 2372 02:08:43.500 --> 02:08:46.792 Timber!!!!!!! 2373 02:08:48.000 --> 02:08:49.000 Alight!!! 2374 02:08:52.833 --> 02:08:53.833 You know uh... 2375 02:08:53.958 --> 02:08:54.958 speaking of family... 2376 02:08:56.250 --> 02:08:57.125 I'm gonna uh... 2377 02:08:57.126 --> 02:08:59.125 take you're niece out to breakfast later. 2378 02:08:59.875 --> 02:09:00.875 Her and I have a... 2379 02:09:02.292 --> 02:09:03.292 real connection! 2380 02:09:04.417 --> 02:09:05.750 She wants to do a ride along. 2381 02:09:06.917 --> 02:09:07.917 And... 2382 02:09:08.625 --> 02:09:09.625 by ride along... 2383 02:09:09.875 --> 02:09:11.042 I mean intercourse! 2384 02:09:13.375 --> 02:09:14.625 We'll talk about that later! 2385 02:09:15.250 --> 02:09:17.625 And we'll see how she feels about it when she's sober! 2386 02:09:19.833 --> 02:09:20.833 Your uhh... 2387 02:09:21.583 --> 02:09:23.332 nephew Brian seems cool too! 2388 02:09:23.333 --> 02:09:24.999 He also wants to do a ride along! 2389 02:09:25.000 --> 02:09:25.583 Excuse me?? 2390 02:09:26.000 --> 02:09:27.000 Uhh... 2391 02:09:27.750 --> 02:09:28.750 That came out wrong. 2392 02:09:30.583 --> 02:09:31.583 Yes it did! 2393 02:09:36.667 --> 02:09:37.875 You break her heart, 2394 02:09:38.333 --> 02:09:40.208 I break your dick! 2395 02:09:41.750 --> 02:09:42.750 I... 2396 02:09:43.375 --> 02:09:44.375 I don't want that! 2397 02:09:45.542 --> 02:09:46.750 Just fucking with you bro! 2398 02:09:48.625 --> 02:09:49.625 Ohh huh... 2399 02:09:50.042 --> 02:09:50.375 Ooh... 2400 02:09:50.375 --> 02:09:51.375 We're good! 2401 02:09:56.042 --> 02:09:57.042 Bill, 2402 02:09:57.375 --> 02:09:59.375 you're not such a bad guy after all. 2403 02:10:01.000 --> 02:10:02.760 I don't care what all those other people say! 2404 02:10:06.000 --> 02:10:07.000 Nah... 2405 02:10:07.583 --> 02:10:08.875 you're not so bad yourself! 2406 02:10:10.583 --> 02:10:11.708 Even though you're ICE! 2407 02:10:15.208 --> 02:10:16.375 You know, 2408 02:10:17.542 --> 02:10:18.708 I may have been wrong. 2409 02:10:19.708 --> 02:10:21.583 Maybe FIRE and ICE can mix. 2410 02:10:23.250 --> 02:10:23.917 Hmm... 2411 02:10:23.917 --> 02:10:24.917 FIRE... 2412 02:10:25.875 --> 02:10:26.875 ICE... 2413 02:10:30.875 --> 02:10:32.083 You wanna? 2414 02:10:38.750 --> 02:10:39.750 What the hell! 2415 02:10:42.500 --> 02:10:43.500 Whoa!!!