1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,208 (ON BROADWAY BY GEORGE BENSON PLAYING) 4 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,541 (PHONE CHIMES) 5 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:05,541 (SINGING) They say the neon lights Are bright on Broadway 6 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:13,750 They say there's always magic in the air 7 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:19,333 But when you're walkin' down that street 8 00:01:19,416 --> 00:01:23,583 And you ain't had enough to eat 9 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:30,541 The glitter rubs right off And you're nowhere 10 00:01:35,708 --> 00:01:38,000 (NATE SCATTING) 11 00:01:38,083 --> 00:01:40,500 (RECORD SCRATCHES) 12 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:43,500 Bro. It's like 7:00 a.m. 13 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:44,791 (ON BROADWAY RESUMES) 14 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:49,916 They say that I won't last too long On Broadway 15 00:01:52,791 --> 00:01:59,333 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 16 00:02:00,416 --> 00:02:03,875 But they're dead wrong, I know they are 17 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:08,666 'Cause I can play this here guitar 18 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:14,458 I won't quit till I'm a star on Broadway 19 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:19,375 (PHONE RINGING) 20 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:22,791 Hi. Hello. I couldn't sleep. Could you sleep? 'Cause I couldn't sleep. 21 00:02:22,875 --> 00:02:24,375 And good morning to you, Nate. 22 00:02:24,458 --> 00:02:25,583 Slept like a baby. 23 00:02:25,666 --> 00:02:27,541 Today is very low stakes for me. 24 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:32,041 I'll just be happy if I get cast in the chorus. 25 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:34,250 You should have auditioned for a big part. 26 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,500 We should be, like, nervous about this together. 27 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:39,458 Yeah, no thanks. I don't really do rejection. 28 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:44,541 Anyway, I was just calling to say "good luck" or "break a leg." 29 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:46,208 You deserve the lead this year. 30 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:47,583 You really think so? 31 00:02:47,666 --> 00:02:49,750 I mean, should Wicked have beaten Avenue Q 32 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:51,083 at the 2004 Tony Awards? 33 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:53,291 Obviously. 34 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:55,458 I rest my case. 35 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:58,416 (EXHALES) 36 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:05,166 Hey. You're up early. 37 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,500 Today is the day, Ma. 38 00:03:06,833 --> 00:03:08,458 Is this sweater trying too hard? 39 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:10,041 I want my look to say, 40 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:12,208 "I am honored to have been cast as the lead role, 41 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:13,708 "but I wasn't expecting it." 42 00:03:13,791 --> 00:03:16,958 They're posting the cast list for the school play today. 43 00:03:17,041 --> 00:03:19,375 -Musical. -Sorry? 44 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:21,125 Musical. Not play. 45 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,208 Yo-yo! 46 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:26,625 Anthony, please. Track bag in the clean laundry. Really? 47 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:29,708 No cup? 48 00:03:30,333 --> 00:03:31,500 What am I, six? 49 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:32,833 SHERRIE: All right, you two. 50 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:36,875 Nate, please get going, the bus is gonna be here any minute. 51 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:43,333 -Are you wearing lipstick? -No. 52 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,416 Bro, you're wearing lipstick. 53 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:48,125 It's lip gloss. Clinical strength. 54 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:51,833 The pediatrician said my lip skin is unusually sensitive. 55 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:55,083 -Did the pediatrician actually say that? -Work with me here, Ma. 56 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,583 All right, just wait for my truck to pull out before you leave. 57 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:03,458 And untuck your sweater. You're trying too hard. 58 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:09,333 Ignore Anthony. 59 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,541 Obviously. 60 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,916 Good day, guv'nor. 61 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:32,000 Tough crowd. 62 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,250 (STUDENTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 63 00:04:46,375 --> 00:04:48,541 No more girls in this row. 64 00:04:48,958 --> 00:04:50,375 Ha-ha. Super original. 65 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,833 Go on. Ladies first. 66 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,291 -(NATE GRUNTS) -(GASPS) 67 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,791 NATE: Don't touch my rabbit foot. 68 00:04:59,875 --> 00:05:01,500 -(GROANS) -(ALL GASP) 69 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:03,708 Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry. 70 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,416 Can I have my rabbit foot back? 71 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:08,666 BUS DRIVER: Sit down, boys. 72 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:11,625 Better watch your back in the hall today, loser. 73 00:05:16,458 --> 00:05:17,500 (PHONE CHIMES) 74 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:26,750 Good news. 75 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:30,458 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 76 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:33,333 Wow, this is an honor. 77 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,291 Wow, I can't believe it. I'm the lead. 78 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:39,500 Please, please, please, please. 79 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:49,625 Better luck next time, Nate. 80 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:51,750 Thanks. 81 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:54,500 Congratulations on getting the role of Abraham Lincoln 82 00:05:54,583 --> 00:05:57,500 in Lincoln: The Unauthorized Rock Musical. 83 00:05:57,583 --> 00:05:58,833 You're gonna be amazing. 84 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,000 Thanks. 85 00:06:01,958 --> 00:06:04,666 Nathan. Did you see the list? 86 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:08,541 I just... 87 00:06:10,625 --> 00:06:11,875 It's a big role. 88 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:14,166 The title role. 89 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:18,250 It's a lot for someone who's never had a leading role before. 90 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:23,166 It's hard to get a leading role when no one will give you a chance. So... 91 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,375 (LIBBY COUGHS) 92 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:28,250 If you'll excuse me, I need to have a word with my associate. 93 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,708 "Good news"? You texted that you had "Good news." 94 00:06:33,791 --> 00:06:36,750 Libby, I wasn't even cast as Lincoln's understudy. 95 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:39,791 I didn't even get his son. Who's dead. 96 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:42,666 And, yes, we will have fun in the chorus together, 97 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,875 but I was cast as a tree, Libby. A tree. 98 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:48,625 Do you realize what this says about me, right? 99 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:52,416 That my parents are right. I should just give up on my dreams now. 100 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:55,208 Can I talk yet, or are you still yelling? 101 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:56,583 I'm still yelling! 102 00:06:57,791 --> 00:06:59,000 Okay, you can talk now. 103 00:06:59,416 --> 00:07:02,000 Name the best animated movie of all time. 104 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,500 I don't know. Pre-Moana or post-Moana? 105 00:07:04,583 --> 00:07:07,375 Lilo & Stitch, Natey. Lilo & Stitch. 106 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:08,666 (BANGING) 107 00:07:09,708 --> 00:07:11,666 Sorry, I thought we were alone. 108 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:14,541 -You guys are so weird. -We know. 109 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:19,416 Okay. Lilo & Stitch. Cult classic. I'm intrigued. Go on. 110 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:23,375 I've got some breaking news about this weekend. 111 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:27,916 Whatever it is, it better not involve any more glitter lip gloss. I'm serious. 112 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:32,333 Manhattan Island, baby. 113 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:34,375 It's an open audition. 114 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:35,500 Tomorrow. 115 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:37,625 Ever since we were little, we've been like, 116 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:39,875 "We should take a road trip to New York someday." 117 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,666 Just you and me. 118 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:44,708 So, I had this crazy idea. 119 00:07:44,791 --> 00:07:48,500 They're making Lilo & Stitch into a Broadway musical? 120 00:07:50,083 --> 00:07:51,083 Wow. 121 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,625 Nate Foster, yes? 122 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:57,416 Absolutely yes! 123 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:02,250 Welcome to the first audition of the rest of your life! 124 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:04,250 (ALL LAUGHING AND APPLAUDING) 125 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:11,916 You really think you're going to drive to New York in a cab? 126 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,750 (ALL LAUGHING) 127 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:17,708 So? 128 00:08:17,791 --> 00:08:19,458 How would we even get to New York? 129 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,583 Would Stitch pick us up in his spaceship? 130 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,458 Okay, first of all, tone. 131 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:27,500 Second, no. 132 00:08:27,583 --> 00:08:29,833 We'll sneak away on an overnight bus. 133 00:08:29,916 --> 00:08:32,541 Libby, my mom doesn't even let me go to Rite Aid alone. 134 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,500 Come on, Foster. 135 00:08:34,583 --> 00:08:35,708 Live a little. 136 00:08:36,791 --> 00:08:40,041 I'd hate to not be your date to the Tony Awards. 137 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:48,416 ANNOUNCER: And the Tony Award for Best Actor of All Time goes to... 138 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:51,583 Where would you even sleep in New York? 139 00:08:51,666 --> 00:08:52,916 (ALL LAUGHING) 140 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:55,750 Where would we even sleep? 141 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:57,791 Hello, what about your aunt? 142 00:08:57,875 --> 00:09:00,333 Oh, good point. Nightmare scenario. 143 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:02,708 Oh, wow, love her that much, huh? 144 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:05,541 I thought she was some big Broadway actress. 145 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:09,166 She is. And she would report me to my mom immediately. 146 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:13,250 They have very antagonistic Glinda versus Elphaba, act one energy. 147 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:15,708 You think we're going to arrive in New York City 148 00:09:15,791 --> 00:09:18,708 and run into your aunt? In a city of 17 billion people? 149 00:09:18,791 --> 00:09:20,916 With my luck? Yes. 150 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,041 Nate. You didn't even get cast as Lincoln's dead son. 151 00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,250 You don't have luck. 152 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:26,333 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 153 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,291 Yo, Natey the lady! 154 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,625 Watch your back. 155 00:09:36,916 --> 00:09:39,208 You know what? Forget New York. 156 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,166 I'm just trying to survive seventh grade. 157 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,666 Well, Nate, that's... Okay. 158 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:50,416 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 159 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,166 NATE'S DAD: When we go to West Virginia... 160 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:57,333 Hello. Hi. 161 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:03,916 Oh, my gosh! Are we... Did we get evicted? 162 00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:05,541 -What? No. -Not yet. 163 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:08,416 Okay, he's home. Will you guys just spill? 164 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,666 -What's goin' on? -Boys... 165 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:14,333 Daddy is taking me away for the weekend. 166 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:18,833 Somewhere fancy in West Virginia for our big anniversary! 167 00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:20,458 Surprise! 168 00:10:20,541 --> 00:10:22,750 We can afford "fancy?" 169 00:10:22,833 --> 00:10:24,416 That's why God invented credit cards. 170 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,291 And your mom's been working double shifts. 171 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,541 And so she's earned it. 172 00:10:27,625 --> 00:10:29,791 SHERRIE: Daddy had a really good job interview today. 173 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:32,958 He's going to land on his feet soon. But the sitter is tied up, so... 174 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:35,083 Oh, I'm not watching him this weekend. No way. 175 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,208 Don't you have an away game tomorrow? 176 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:39,291 It's not a game, it's a meet. 177 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:40,666 NATE'S DAD: You're gonna win it. 178 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,291 One of these days, you're gonna get that full ride to college. 179 00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,916 Don't jinx me, Dad. 180 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,291 BOTH: You always win! 181 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,250 NATE'S DAD: He always wins. 182 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,375 I could... 183 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:53,625 I could stay at Libby's mom's place tonight. 184 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:56,916 Could you? Would that be too much trouble? 185 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,958 What? You would never let me stay the night at a girl's house. 186 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:01,041 You're not Nate. 187 00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:03,875 Nate's different. 188 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,791 -(GLASS BREAKS) -(DOG BARKS) 189 00:11:15,666 --> 00:11:17,958 Okay. Let's go over the checklist. 190 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:20,083 Did you take a series of selfies at your house 191 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:22,000 to post on Instagram at strategic intervals? 192 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,125 Yes, I have over 200 options. 193 00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,083 -Did you triple-feed your dog? -Check. 194 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:30,041 What do you say if the casting director asked for our parents' phone numbers? 195 00:11:30,125 --> 00:11:31,458 We give them each other's, 196 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:34,041 and I pretend to be your dad if the casting people call. 197 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:37,333 Correct. But you should probably pretend to be my mom. 198 00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:40,291 Your voice hasn't changed yet. Did you pack your headshot? 199 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:47,250 Nate, that's a wallet-sized school photo 200 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:49,208 from when you had your worst haircut. 201 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,958 My dad doesn't have a job, Libby. 202 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:53,625 We don't just have glossy eight-by-tens ready to go. 203 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,041 Tone. 204 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,416 Okay. Lyft to the bus station is almost here. 205 00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:08,166 What is happening right now? 206 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,125 I've always wanted to climb out a window. 207 00:12:10,375 --> 00:12:13,791 Like the Tonight duet, on the fire escape, in West Side Story. 208 00:12:14,541 --> 00:12:17,208 You want to break your ankle before we get to this audition? 209 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:23,791 Hey, Lib? 210 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,166 Why are you doing all this for me? 211 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:31,041 Because, it damages my clout, 212 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,291 when my best friend isn't even cast as Abraham Lincoln's understudy. 213 00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:38,416 And I figured you could use the mood lift. 214 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,000 Plus, my love language is quality time, so... 215 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,958 Did you just say you love me? 216 00:12:44,916 --> 00:12:48,416 The Lyft's going to be here in, like, 12 seconds. Go. 217 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,500 (LIBBY GIGGLES) 218 00:12:56,666 --> 00:13:00,416 This is probably good practice for the New York City transit system. 219 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,250 LIBBY: Yeah, it is. 220 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,333 How much were the bus tickets? I'll Venmo you. 221 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:07,291 You can pay me back when you're a big Broadway star. 222 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,208 BUS DRIVER OVER PA: Okay, folks... 223 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,708 Also, I'm using your shoulder as a pillow and you're dealing with it. 224 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:16,875 My name is Elliot and I will be your driver 225 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:19,625 on route to New York City. 226 00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:22,500 Hey... 227 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:25,833 -So, when we get there... -Mmm-hmm. 228 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:31,125 I know you kind of think of Times Square as the 1950s Guys and Dolls fantasia, 229 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:34,916 but people don't actually dance in the street. They mug you. 230 00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,125 Hey. 231 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,791 We may be small, but... 232 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,875 But what? 233 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,625 I'm trying to think of something. 234 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:42,750 Exactly. 235 00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:01,000 BUS DRIVER: Okay. Good evening, folks. 236 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,833 Once again, my name is Elliot... 237 00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,125 Goodbye, Pittsburgh. 238 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,958 New York City will be the last stop tonight. 239 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:15,375 So, sit back and please enjoy your ride. 240 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:19,291 New York coming, people. Last stop. 241 00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:23,958 Last stop. Last stop. Last stop... 242 00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,333 (BIG TIME PLAYING) 243 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,541 (SINGING) I got my ticket in my pocket 244 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,625 I got my heart here on my sleeve 245 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,791 Don't worry 'bout me 'cause I got this 246 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,041 They're gonna regret doubting me 247 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:49,666 The lights are bright, people are crazy 248 00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,500 I see it all through my window 249 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:57,000 Buildings are tall, it doesn't faze me 250 00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:02,833 Don't gotta worry 'cause I know, I know, I know that 251 00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:06,666 This is where I'm supposed to be 252 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,875 I might be young, but I'm mighty 253 00:15:09,958 --> 00:15:11,833 So let the talkers talk 254 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,541 They can say what they say 255 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:17,250 They're gonna see my name in lights up On the marquee one day 256 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,291 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 257 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:25,833 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 258 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:30,000 I'm headed to the big time 259 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,458 Ooh yeah 260 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,750 People are staring as I walk by 261 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:36,833 CHORUS: Walk by 262 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:39,458 They wonder if I've gone insane 263 00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:40,625 CHORUS: You crazy 264 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:43,291 But I'll brush off every side eye 265 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,541 (CHORUS VOCALIZING) 266 00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,541 Walk with a smile on my face 267 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,958 'Cause I know, I know that 268 00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:51,791 This is where I'm supposed to be 269 00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:54,750 I might be young, but I'm mighty 270 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,916 So let the talkers talk 271 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,666 They can say what they say 272 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:02,125 They're gonna see my name in lights up On the marquee one day 273 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:05,958 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 274 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:10,500 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 275 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,583 Headed to the big time 276 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:14,291 I'm headed to the big time 277 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,375 Headed to the big time 278 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,625 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 279 00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,750 (MARCHING DRUMS PLAYING) 280 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,333 NATE: I'll make you proud of me 281 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:46,833 I swear I'm working hard 282 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:48,750 I'm almost there 283 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:53,083 And if I prove my worth And prove everyone wrong 284 00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:57,625 Well, maybe then I'll finally feel like I actually belong 285 00:16:57,708 --> 00:17:02,541 'Cause if I make it big I won't get left behind 286 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:06,291 So, yeah, I'm small, but I'm 287 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:11,250 -(VOCALIZING) -CHORUS: This is where I'm supposed to be 288 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,583 I might be young, but I'm mighty 289 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,625 So let the talkers talk 290 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,250 They can say what they say 291 00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:22,208 I'm gonna see my name in lights Up on the marquee one day 292 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,750 I'm a do what I do Make the city mine 293 00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:30,750 I might be small, but I'm I'm headed to the big time 294 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,916 I'm headed to the big time 295 00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:39,625 LIBBY: Nate. Nate. 296 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,958 -Nate. -(CROWD CHEERING) 297 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,333 -Nate! -Big time. 298 00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:47,333 You were drooling and singing. It was incredible. 299 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:49,708 Look. 300 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:53,833 (ONLY TIME BY ENYA PLAYING) 301 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,375 -(MACHINES RUMBLING) -(RAT SQUEAKS) 302 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:09,166 It's great. 303 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,750 It's glorious. 304 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,541 Operation Broadway, step two. 305 00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:17,625 Oh! Post that one. 306 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,166 Where you're clipping your dog's nails in your kitchen. 307 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:21,708 You look especially innocent. 308 00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:23,041 Tourists. 309 00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,291 Thank you! 310 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,375 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 311 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:27,583 MAN: Oh, no! 312 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,208 WOMAN: Come on! 313 00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,000 Maybe we should just turn around. 314 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,333 My hair doesn't do wet. 315 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,625 We just got here. Live a little. 316 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:52,375 Oh, look at you quoting me. I'll allow it. 317 00:18:57,375 --> 00:19:00,791 Hello. We are here to audition for Lilo & Stitch. 318 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:05,083 The musical. The Broadway musical. 319 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,583 First time in New York. 320 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,500 -(CHUCKLES) Yeah, how could you... -That wasn't a question. 321 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:13,541 Go on. 322 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 (ALL CLAMORING) 323 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,583 (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 324 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,125 (GIRL VOCALIZING) 325 00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,458 And what do we say if they ask how old we are? 326 00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:40,916 I say, "However old the character Lilo is in the script." 327 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,291 And then I wink. 328 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,458 CASTING DIRECTOR: Okay. 329 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,291 WOMAN: The casting director! This is so cool! 330 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,791 Let's cast a musical. 331 00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:53,875 (ALL CHEERING) 332 00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:05,750 We are expecting 1,000 kids in the next 24 hours, 333 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:09,291 so, I need the first 25 kids to look at their numbers 334 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:14,625 and line themselves up against this mirrored wall in ascending order. 335 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:17,041 I didn't realize there'd be math on this test. 336 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,875 ASSISTANT CASTING DIRECTOR: And just a reminder. 337 00:20:19,041 --> 00:20:23,291 You must indicate in the application if you are allergic to macadamia nuts, 338 00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,000 Hawaii. Big subplot. 339 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,333 (CRYING) 340 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:31,375 (SIGHS) Amateur. 341 00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,291 And most important, 342 00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:38,166 if you are under 18, I need you to sign in 343 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:42,125 with a physically present parent or guardian today, 344 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,625 or you will not be auditioning. 345 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,666 No "ifs," "ands," or "buts." 346 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,375 -Next. -(GASPS) 347 00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:54,166 (HONKING) 348 00:20:56,958 --> 00:20:58,958 You ready to set some records, bro? 349 00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:00,666 Yeah. For sure. 350 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,208 You good? 351 00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:15,541 I feel like I'm missing something. 352 00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,708 Whatever, let's bounce. 353 00:21:29,666 --> 00:21:33,291 ANTHONY: How's Gibby doing? Actually don't tell me. 354 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:38,583 You have a cell phone down here? 355 00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,666 You're not supposed to have a cell phone here. 356 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,291 (LAUGHS) Look what Natey just posted. 357 00:21:43,833 --> 00:21:45,958 He's clipping the dog's nails. 358 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,208 There you go. 359 00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:51,458 Our boys can survive for one weekend without us. 360 00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:54,416 Now let's please try to relax... 361 00:21:54,541 --> 00:21:56,416 (LAUGHING) 362 00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:00,416 It's the tricep again, ma'am. You gotta lay off the triceps. 363 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,208 -Don't forget to breathe. -(GRUNTS LOUDLY) 364 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,166 (PANTING) 365 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,958 Try not to hyperventilate. We'll figure something out. 366 00:22:08,791 --> 00:22:10,625 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 367 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,833 LIBBY: You don't have your lucky rabbit foot. 368 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,375 Jimmy Madison took it. 369 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,625 I hope karma hits him in the form of a bus. 370 00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:20,625 I mean, a metaphorical bus, 371 00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:24,333 obviously, I'm against violence at a core level, but... 372 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:28,833 You're distracting my kid. She needs to concentrate. 373 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:32,125 His blood sugar's low, show some respect. 374 00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,375 Have you done character work before? 375 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,708 Have I... I'm sorry, what? 376 00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:40,625 Have you done costume character work before? 377 00:22:40,708 --> 00:22:45,333 I played a snow-man in a full body suit in the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. 378 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,000 Twice. 379 00:22:47,541 --> 00:22:50,291 I turned it down the third year, so I wouldn't be pigeon-holed 380 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:51,583 as not having a face. 381 00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:54,041 That's incredible. 382 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:56,041 Yes. Yes, it is. 383 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,166 Good luck! 384 00:22:57,916 --> 00:23:00,125 You're supposed to say, "break a leg." 385 00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:01,250 Next! 386 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,416 Are you here for the audition? 387 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,208 Funny you should ask that, madam. 388 00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,666 You bet! We drove all night to be here. 389 00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:12,375 I mean, we didn't drive. My mom did. We're children. 390 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:15,458 I mean, if you needed us to learn to drive a car for the show 391 00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:17,541 for any reason, we're very fast learners. 392 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,083 Really? 393 00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:23,000 Because the competition seems to think you're flying solo. 394 00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:28,750 First group of kids are on deck. 395 00:23:28,833 --> 00:23:30,000 One sec. 396 00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,833 Uh, listen up, everybody. 397 00:23:32,916 --> 00:23:36,333 Unless you have a parent or guardian with you, 398 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:41,041 please do not waste your time, or ours. 399 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,375 WOMAN: Nathan. 400 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:47,541 Foster? 401 00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:49,958 Aunt Heidi. 402 00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:53,250 It is you. Okay. Okay. 403 00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,333 We're with her. 404 00:23:55,416 --> 00:23:57,375 This is incredible. 405 00:23:57,583 --> 00:24:00,958 I was this close to not even coming to this audition today. 406 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:05,208 And then something in me was like, "Do it, Heidi," 407 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:06,333 and then, this. 408 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,125 -It's like, you're a sign. -Thank you. 409 00:24:10,208 --> 00:24:12,916 I've been called many names in my life, but "sign" is a first. 410 00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:16,375 Wait. You're auditioning for Lilo & Stitch too? 411 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,166 Oh, no. Oh, no. 412 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,875 I'm... No, I'm two doors down. 413 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:23,625 Yeah. Did you see all those ladies trying to still pass for mid-thirties? 414 00:24:23,708 --> 00:24:27,958 Yeah, we're all up for the same play. It's called A Solitary Woman. 415 00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,166 Perfect for it. 416 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,541 (BOTH CHUCKLE POLITELY) 417 00:24:30,791 --> 00:24:32,125 So... 418 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:35,125 Yeah. So, where is your mom? Is she in the bathroom or? 419 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,000 All these years 420 00:24:39,083 --> 00:24:43,250 of her judging me for following my dreams and being the black sheep, 421 00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:45,708 and she's bringing you to an audition? 422 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,791 Ah! Love it. 423 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:51,958 And I love that you're still acting. I'm not surprised. I'm not. 424 00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:55,250 Because you were the only toddler whose first word was "Me." 425 00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:57,000 (BOTH CHUCKLE POLITELY) 426 00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,250 Isn't that funny? Is this your girlfriend? 427 00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:00,708 -No! -We haven't chosen a label 428 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:03,166 -at this point in our relationship. -Okay. 429 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,250 I'm just so happy to see you. 430 00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:07,958 Mom's not here. 431 00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:09,708 -Nate! -What? 432 00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:11,666 It was bound to come out in three minutes. 433 00:25:11,750 --> 00:25:14,291 Wait! So... But okay. What do you mean she's not here? 434 00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:15,791 So who brought you? Your dad? 435 00:25:15,875 --> 00:25:19,000 No! He thinks Broadway is a four letter word. 436 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:20,333 Okay, wait. 437 00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:23,541 -So you're telling me... -We ran away from home, lady. 438 00:25:24,208 --> 00:25:25,208 Oh. 439 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,166 Um... 440 00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:28,666 Right, okay. 441 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:33,875 All right, so, yeah, responsible adult mode. 442 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:38,166 My greatest acting role yet. 443 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,916 Um... Whoo! 444 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,541 (CLEARS THROAT) 445 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:45,041 "Hi, Sherrie, it's your sister. 446 00:25:45,958 --> 00:25:48,083 "I know, it's been a couple years. 447 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,000 "Okay, ten, I guess..." 448 00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:53,833 Why don't I have your mom's cell? 449 00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:56,250 'Cause it's been a while since you've spoken. 450 00:25:56,333 --> 00:25:58,541 Heidi didn't show up to my parents' wedding. 451 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,500 She was the maid of honor and everything. 452 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:02,041 Wow, that's deep. 453 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,666 Yeah, well... 454 00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:09,708 And I just missed my audition, 455 00:26:09,791 --> 00:26:12,375 so, that's awesome. 456 00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:15,666 I can't believe you still have to audition for things. 457 00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:17,208 You've been on Broadway. 458 00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:19,958 You have no idea, kid. 459 00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:22,291 All right, What's your mom's cell? Spill it. 460 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:27,875 It's 4-1-2-5-5-5-8-7-2-0. 461 00:26:28,833 --> 00:26:30,708 Zero. Okay. 462 00:26:30,791 --> 00:26:31,916 (PHONE RINGING) 463 00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,958 (LIBBY'S PHONE RINGING IN UNISON) 464 00:26:35,041 --> 00:26:38,333 Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. 465 00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:40,833 At the tone, please record your message. 466 00:26:41,875 --> 00:26:47,583 Hi, Sherrie. I'm with my nephew. Your son, Nathan. 467 00:26:47,666 --> 00:26:49,666 -Nate. -Nate. 468 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:51,750 He is alive. 469 00:26:51,833 --> 00:26:55,125 Well, he's 12 seconds away from being murdered by his aunt. 470 00:26:55,791 --> 00:26:57,083 But, you know, he's fine. 471 00:26:57,166 --> 00:27:02,291 He is fine and I'm gonna get him on the next airplane... 472 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:05,000 -Bus. We can't afford an airplane. -...home. 473 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,791 And, you know, maybe someday, we can all laugh at this. 474 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,041 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 475 00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:12,750 If there is a world where we ever speak again. 476 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,625 Okay, bye-bye, now. 477 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:25,625 (CLAPPING) 478 00:27:26,125 --> 00:27:27,958 Incredible work. 479 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,250 Excuse me? 480 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,625 I truly believed you cared about her. 481 00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:34,416 I'm with Nate, I can't believe you have to audition for things. 482 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:35,541 Please. 483 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:38,416 CASTING DIRECTOR: Okay, first group of kids for Lilo! Let's do this. 484 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,458 (KIDS CHEERING) 485 00:27:41,208 --> 00:27:42,833 All right, let's get outta here. 486 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,250 -Oh! Oh! -What's this? 487 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,500 It's his pee dance. It's a thing. 488 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,666 Libby! 489 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:52,833 Okay, well, just go fast, okay? 490 00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:55,000 -That's not good for your bladder. -Go! 491 00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:59,958 -Is he always like this? -Hilarious? Yes. 492 00:28:00,791 --> 00:28:02,166 Takes after me. 493 00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:06,791 Do I have everybody? Where's number 13? 494 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:17,333 Where's the bathroom? 495 00:28:17,416 --> 00:28:18,625 -Back in the left. -Cool. 496 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:30,000 Today, we're not looking for people to act opposite a puppet. 497 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:34,500 The role of Stitch will require a versatile child 498 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:38,291 whose performance will need to read through a full bodysuit. 499 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:42,291 We are seeking both a Lilo and a Stitch. 500 00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:46,666 If you can dance in either of these roles, all the better. 501 00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:50,375 And you cannot be afraid of heights, I should add. 502 00:28:50,458 --> 00:28:54,583 There will be a big, power ballad moment 503 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:58,208 that takes place literally above the audience's head, 504 00:28:58,291 --> 00:29:01,458 where Stitch pilots the plane through the mountains of Honolulu. 505 00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,333 (ALL CLAPPING) 506 00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:05,416 Yeah, thank you. 507 00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:12,666 -You don't want something to eat, do you? -I'm good. 508 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,041 -Good. Okay. -Yeah. 509 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,375 (SCREAMS) 510 00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:18,583 (SCREAMING) 511 00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:23,041 (SCREAMS LOUDLY) 512 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:30,041 (VOCALIZES) 513 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:31,458 Let's try that again. 514 00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:34,958 Imagine you're seeing a blue dog-like alien 515 00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,125 for the first time in your life and it makes you scream. 516 00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:40,500 (VOCALIZES) 517 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:48,875 Yeah... No. For sure. Hard agree. 518 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:51,416 CASTING DIRECTOR: Before I make the first cut, 519 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,250 does anyone have a special skill they'd like to demonstrate? 520 00:29:54,333 --> 00:29:56,708 "Make the first cut." All we did was scream. 521 00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:58,375 I am an award winning tumbler. 522 00:29:58,458 --> 00:30:00,416 Is that so, number six? 523 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,500 Yes. I'm the reigning Junior Mister Northeast Flipper. 524 00:30:14,708 --> 00:30:16,041 (CLAPPING ENTHUSIASTICALLY) 525 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,583 Fine. Any other Mary Lou Rettons in the room? 526 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,208 Oh, uh, Garret. 527 00:30:29,208 --> 00:30:30,875 I can sorta dance. 528 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,541 I mean, not like that, that was ridiculous. 529 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,541 But I can do knee crawls. 530 00:30:35,916 --> 00:30:36,916 Knee crawls? 531 00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:39,458 Yeah, like Fiddler on the Roof style knee crawls. 532 00:30:40,541 --> 00:30:44,291 I was a bottle dancer in an off-off Broadway production. 533 00:30:44,458 --> 00:30:46,208 In my friend's basement. 534 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:48,791 In Pittsburgh. I'm going to shut up now. 535 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:51,000 Give him a chance. 536 00:30:52,750 --> 00:30:53,875 Well, 537 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,416 this, I have to see. 538 00:30:55,541 --> 00:30:57,708 Okay, pretend I have a bottle on my head. 539 00:30:57,791 --> 00:30:59,875 -Got it. -And a beard. 540 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:03,541 Mazel tov! 541 00:31:03,625 --> 00:31:05,125 -(CLOTH RIPS) -(GASPS) 542 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,500 -Oh, my gosh! My pants! -Your pants? 543 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:10,541 Yeah, I got caught in the rain and I think my pants shrunk 544 00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:13,541 and now they're way too tight for me to do my knee crawl things. 545 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,833 Does anybody have any extra shorts? 546 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:18,458 That won't be necessary. 547 00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:22,041 For the record, I have a ton of phobias, but heights isn't one of them. 548 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,541 I think we can make the cut. 549 00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:32,625 -Good try. -Thanks, number 12. 550 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:37,541 Okay, I'm gonna say this one more time. 551 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:41,958 This is not personal. And you're all sensational. 552 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:47,041 It's like I'm looking at Juilliard Drama class of 2027. 553 00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:49,958 (CLEARS THROAT) 554 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,416 All right. If I don't read your number, 555 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,333 I will see you on... 556 00:31:54,416 --> 00:31:57,458 The next one. Like there will even be a next one. 557 00:31:57,541 --> 00:32:00,750 Cut at my first and last Broadway audition. 558 00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:03,166 That's going to be the name of my memoir title. 559 00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:06,083 Hey. At least you got to audition, right? 560 00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:08,375 Yeah. By breaking into the audition 561 00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:11,166 and lying to your aunt, by the way. 562 00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:14,416 Okay, it is so weird to me that your mom's only response 563 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,583 to my voicemail is a thumbs up emoji. 564 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:18,125 That's not so weird. 565 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:21,416 And it's an African-American thumbs up emoji. 566 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:22,750 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 567 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,708 Her hand must have slipped. 568 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:28,500 MAN OVER PA: Good afternoon. 2:00 p.m. to Pittsburgh now boarding. 569 00:32:28,583 --> 00:32:30,583 2:00 p.m. to Pittsburgh. 570 00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:34,541 Well, I may have missed my audition, 571 00:32:34,625 --> 00:32:38,625 but I refuse to miss the most well-paying Bar Mitzvah in U.S. history, 572 00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:39,875 so I should go. 573 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,458 Wait, you're a rabbi now? 574 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,208 Ha. Ignoring that. 575 00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:46,083 No, I have to be at the Natural History Museum in 20 minutes. 576 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:48,833 Ah. Yes, dinosaurs. 577 00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:52,208 Well, I'm just catering. So, don't be jealous. 578 00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:55,666 I would trade my entire life with you right now, 579 00:32:55,750 --> 00:32:57,666 if I could be a caterer in New York. 580 00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:02,875 One day, Nate, I have complete confidence that you'll be a caterer in New York. 581 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:06,416 In the meantime, middle school is calling your name. 582 00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,875 -For the record... -Yeah? 583 00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:18,458 I totally understand why you missed the wedding. 584 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,500 You had your first-ever Broadway callback. 585 00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:25,875 I would have done the same thing. 586 00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:28,958 I... Uh... 587 00:33:29,916 --> 00:33:31,041 Um... 588 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:32,208 Tell... 589 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,208 I gotta go. What am I doing? All right. 590 00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:43,083 You two... You take care of each other, right? 591 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:48,208 Yes, good. Good. 592 00:33:54,208 --> 00:33:57,625 MAN OVER PA: Final boarding 2:00 p.m. Port Authority to Pittsburgh. 593 00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:58,833 Final boarding. 594 00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:10,958 So if I'm reading the room, 595 00:34:11,041 --> 00:34:14,625 Kalea is our top contender for Lilo. 596 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:18,500 Adore her energy. She is already on vocal rest. 597 00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:22,041 So, this is that afternoon callback group then. 598 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:23,208 Yes! 599 00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:26,791 Hold on! 600 00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:29,208 Where's the kid? 601 00:34:29,416 --> 00:34:32,291 Which kid? These are all kids. 602 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,541 The weird funny one. 603 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:37,208 The Fiddler on the Roof bottle dance boy? 604 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:38,333 You liked that kid? 605 00:34:38,416 --> 00:34:40,250 He was like my favorite kid. 606 00:34:40,333 --> 00:34:43,458 He referred to Pittsburgh as "off-off Broadway." 607 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,000 He was spunky. 608 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,500 I don't think we even got his contact info. So... 609 00:34:47,583 --> 00:34:52,500 Not true! His friend left this with me. Phone number's on the back. 610 00:34:56,500 --> 00:35:02,083 That is the worst haircut I've seen in 32 years of casting. 611 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:06,291 Well, today could have been better. 612 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:08,208 Today could have been worse. 613 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:10,041 (PHONE VIBRATING) 614 00:35:13,125 --> 00:35:14,416 (PHONE CHIMES) 615 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:25,041 (WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON VOICEMAIL) 616 00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:30,416 Driver, stop the bus! 617 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:31,791 What are you doing? 618 00:35:31,875 --> 00:35:35,000 I got a callback. I have to be there in like 20 minutes. 619 00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:37,750 You got a... Wait, what? 620 00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:39,625 Hello? Someone getting off? 621 00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,333 This wasn't a part of the plan. 622 00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,583 But we do everything together! 623 00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,333 Which is exactly my point! 624 00:35:46,541 --> 00:35:48,125 Tone. 625 00:35:50,291 --> 00:35:53,583 If I'm gone any longer, and my parents figure it out, 626 00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:55,750 they're going to ground me. For life! 627 00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:56,958 Are you... 628 00:35:57,041 --> 00:35:59,583 Libby, are you mad that I auditioned without you? 629 00:35:59,666 --> 00:36:01,291 No. I... 630 00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:03,750 Nate, I love the theater. 631 00:36:03,833 --> 00:36:06,875 But I don't really love being onstage. 632 00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:09,166 I'm still trying to find my thing. 633 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:14,250 And I kind of only do the school shows to be with... 634 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:16,750 You know? 635 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,000 With you. 636 00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:26,541 Make a decision, kids. 637 00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:31,125 Libby, you know how much you mean to me, 638 00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:34,708 but I'm not like that. 639 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:43,375 Honey, let him go. 640 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:46,458 I'll explain to you on the ride home. 641 00:36:47,625 --> 00:36:49,958 Are you stayin' on, or are you gettin' off? 642 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:54,000 I'm really sorry, Lib. 643 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:57,458 No, I... 644 00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:02,208 I've been there, sweetheart. 645 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:04,125 And I married the guy! 646 00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:27,791 The rabbit foot worked! 647 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:37,291 ANTHONY: Nate! You still at Libby's? 648 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,333 I'm home! 649 00:37:40,166 --> 00:37:43,375 Hey, do we have any Ace bandages in dad's medicine cabinet? 650 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:46,208 Yo! 651 00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:48,041 Nate! 652 00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:00,208 Ow! 653 00:38:06,916 --> 00:38:08,208 "Hanging with Lib. 654 00:38:08,291 --> 00:38:10,875 "Congrats on probably getting first place." 655 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,791 First place. Yeah. 656 00:38:19,666 --> 00:38:22,375 -Dude. Party tonight. -Dude, 657 00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:25,208 -I can barely walk. -That's why we're coming to you. 658 00:38:25,541 --> 00:38:28,166 We want to cheer you up for biffing out there today. 659 00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:31,000 Aren't your parents away on their woo-woo retreat thing? 660 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:32,791 -Dude, I don't know. -Dude... 661 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,208 Can I come make your boo-boo better? 662 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:39,125 Yeah, okay, it's on. 663 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:40,833 Yes. 664 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,458 All right, later. 665 00:38:56,958 --> 00:38:58,000 (PHONE CHIMES) 666 00:39:09,666 --> 00:39:10,666 Weird. 667 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,416 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 668 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:17,916 NATE: (SINGING) Let the storm rage on! 669 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,250 The cold never bothered me anyway 670 00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:27,416 I've never had a boy sing Let It Go, I'll give you that. 671 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,916 Thank you so much. 672 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:31,583 Crazy question, Nate, 673 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:34,416 but did you happen to bring a monologue with you today? 674 00:39:35,125 --> 00:39:38,083 -Monologue? -Yeah, like a short speech. 675 00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:40,041 Emphasis on "short." 676 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:43,750 Oh, no, I know what a monologue is. I just didn't... 677 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:46,208 Okay, no problem. That's all we need. 678 00:39:46,291 --> 00:39:48,500 Wait. I have something. I do. 679 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:55,083 "The night the lights went out in Georgia." 680 00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:59,958 Can't say I've heard of that one, but if you wanna give it a try... 681 00:40:00,041 --> 00:40:01,875 "You probably didn't know, Marjorie, 682 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:06,625 "that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history 683 00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:11,791 "to sweep every category except congeniality, 684 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:15,750 "and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. 685 00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:16,916 (CHUCKLES) 686 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,875 "Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, 687 00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:24,750 "five contestants quit on the spot. 688 00:40:24,833 --> 00:40:28,250 "Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth 689 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:31,375 "to answer the question, 'What would you do to prevent war?' 690 00:40:31,458 --> 00:40:35,541 "she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, 691 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:39,791 "battlefields, and diamond tiaras, grown men wept." 692 00:40:40,625 --> 00:40:41,958 Okay. 693 00:40:42,041 --> 00:40:44,208 "And you probably didn't know, 694 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:49,208 "Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia. 695 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:53,750 "She was the Miss Georgia. 696 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:56,875 "She didn't just twirl a baton, 697 00:40:56,958 --> 00:40:58,875 "that baton was on fire! 698 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,416 "And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, 699 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:08,333 "further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, 700 00:41:08,416 --> 00:41:14,000 "hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks. 701 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:20,875 "And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, 702 00:41:21,791 --> 00:41:25,791 "my sister caught that baton 703 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:29,916 "as 12,000 people jumped to their feet 704 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,250 "for 16 and one-half minutes of uninterrupted, thunderous ovation 705 00:41:34,333 --> 00:41:38,750 "as flames illuminated her tear-stained face. 706 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:40,750 -"And that..." -(GASPS) 707 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:45,583 "Marjorie, just so you will know 708 00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:49,375 "and your children will someday know, 709 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:53,541 "is the night the lights went out in Georgia!" 710 00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,083 And scene. 711 00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:04,625 Sorry, my Southern accent was a little wobbly. Weird. 712 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:06,708 Was that Edward Albee? 713 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,041 Close. Designing Women. 714 00:42:11,833 --> 00:42:13,583 Nate, are you local? 715 00:42:15,083 --> 00:42:17,916 Are you already spending the night in New York? I mean... 716 00:42:18,375 --> 00:42:19,625 Um... 717 00:42:19,708 --> 00:42:21,791 Look, can you be back tomorrow? 718 00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:24,583 I think the director should meet you. 719 00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:30,125 Can you run out and give his mother the info? 720 00:42:30,208 --> 00:42:31,375 You can just tell me. 721 00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:35,958 Mom's probably wandering the halls, or something, looking for celebrities. 722 00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:38,250 -You can remember all the details? -Of course. 723 00:42:39,041 --> 00:42:40,625 I have a pornographic memory. 724 00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:49,291 Tomorrow at the New Amsterdam Theatre on West 41st Street. 725 00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:52,833 Come to the stage door at 10:30 a.m. sharp, okay? 726 00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:55,000 That's where The Lion King opened. 727 00:42:55,916 --> 00:42:57,416 Is that a question? 728 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:58,500 No. 729 00:42:59,375 --> 00:43:02,625 Sorry, do you mind if I exit out the window? 730 00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:06,583 The West Side Story balcony scene is on my bucket list. 731 00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:09,500 We're on the fourth floor and there's no fire escape. 732 00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:11,916 Oh, yeah, that makes sense. 733 00:43:15,791 --> 00:43:16,833 Mom! 734 00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:18,500 Send in the next kid. 735 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:20,208 -NATE: Where are you, Mom? -(SIGHS) 736 00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:31,125 Yes, yes, yes! 737 00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:34,791 (WHOOPING) 738 00:43:39,625 --> 00:43:40,625 Libby. 739 00:43:42,708 --> 00:43:46,583 "You'll never believe..." 740 00:43:48,916 --> 00:43:50,125 I don't believe this. 741 00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,208 (DINGS) 742 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:12,208 NATE: Hmm... (GASPS) 743 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,333 Next in line! 744 00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:23,500 Would you like to make a donation to help children with leukemia? 745 00:44:23,583 --> 00:44:26,291 No, thank you. Would you like to make a donation to children 746 00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:29,458 who don't have a place to sleep tonight? 747 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:30,583 You're short. 748 00:44:30,708 --> 00:44:34,208 -Excuse me? -You're a dollar short. 749 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,458 Look, I really need to buy a phone charger. 750 00:44:44,791 --> 00:44:46,375 Next in line! 751 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:54,083 I'm not the praying kind but I'm gonna pray for you, ma'am. 752 00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:35,375 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 753 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,708 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 754 00:45:57,625 --> 00:45:59,625 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING ON BROADWAY) 755 00:45:59,708 --> 00:46:01,875 (SINGING) On Broadway 756 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:08,916 They say there's always magic in the air 757 00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:15,291 But when you're walking down that street 758 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:19,208 And you ain't had enough to eat 759 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:25,166 One thin dime won't even shine your shoes 760 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:30,083 Hey, now, keep up the good work, kid. 761 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:35,916 You're sounding good. 762 00:46:46,416 --> 00:46:52,291 They say that I won't last too long on Broadway 763 00:46:54,291 --> 00:46:59,208 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 764 00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:05,041 Hey! But they dead wrong I know they are 765 00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:09,041 'Cause I can play this here guitar 766 00:47:09,416 --> 00:47:15,458 And I won't quit till I'm a star On Broadway 767 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:17,291 Play it, fellas! 768 00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:19,041 (BAND PLAYING INSTRUMENTAL) 769 00:47:30,083 --> 00:47:34,750 On Broadway! 770 00:47:35,375 --> 00:47:40,250 On Broadway! 771 00:47:43,416 --> 00:47:44,625 Hey! 772 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:46,833 (CROWD CHEERING) 773 00:47:58,083 --> 00:47:59,500 I'm happy to take requests. 774 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:01,916 Do you know anything from Fiddler on the Roof? 775 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,333 Do I? 776 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,500 Mazel tov! 777 00:48:06,833 --> 00:48:08,041 (CROWD CHEERING) 778 00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:12,166 Next in line! 779 00:48:13,125 --> 00:48:14,208 Hello. 780 00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:18,333 Funds have been raised. 781 00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:22,083 I will be paying for this, with quarters and dimes. 782 00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:32,666 I will also be purchasing this coat. 783 00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:36,458 -Get away from her. -No. 784 00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:37,916 What did you say? 785 00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:40,875 O'hana means "family." 786 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:46,375 -"Family" means nobody... -Nobody gets left behind. 787 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,708 (PHONE RINGING) 788 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,833 -Hi. -Hi! 789 00:49:08,916 --> 00:49:10,916 -Hi. -Hi. 790 00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:16,875 -So, about what went down on the bus... -(CARS HONKING AND BRAKES SCREECHING) 791 00:49:16,958 --> 00:49:18,416 What is all that noise? 792 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,208 Where in the name of Stephen Joshua Sondheim are you? 793 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,916 New York City. 794 00:49:23,416 --> 00:49:26,708 Still. Libby, I got a final callback, 795 00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:29,541 for tomorrow, and it's at the New Amsterdam Theatre. 796 00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,791 But that's only if I don't get killed first. 797 00:49:31,875 --> 00:49:34,291 I called Aunt Heidi, it went right to voicemail 798 00:49:34,375 --> 00:49:36,083 and I don't know where she lives, 799 00:49:36,166 --> 00:49:39,166 and I have no idea where I'm going to sleep tonight. 800 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:41,708 Nate, Nate, stop spinning. 801 00:49:42,208 --> 00:49:45,791 Your aunt's probably still at the museum doing that bar mitzvah thing. 802 00:49:45,875 --> 00:49:47,708 Just find her there. 803 00:49:51,041 --> 00:49:52,916 Okay, see... 804 00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:57,833 This is why I love you. 805 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:04,791 I really do. And just, look, you've had my back from day one, 806 00:50:04,875 --> 00:50:08,041 and even if you don't like being on stage, Lib, 807 00:50:08,416 --> 00:50:10,416 you're still a star. 808 00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:11,541 (CHUCKLES) 809 00:50:12,333 --> 00:50:13,791 I still need you. 810 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:18,458 And when you find the thing that you love, I'll be cheering for you. 811 00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:21,375 (PHONE BEEPS) 812 00:50:27,208 --> 00:50:32,291 Lib, you're being really quiet. Are we still best friends? 813 00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:34,416 (PHONE BEEPS) 814 00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,208 (NATE SIGHS) 815 00:50:39,916 --> 00:50:43,000 Excuse me, would you gentlemen happen to know 816 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,500 how to get to the Natural History Museum? 817 00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:50,583 -The dinosaurs. -Yeah, the cute little dinos... 818 00:51:02,625 --> 00:51:03,750 (CLEARS THROAT) 819 00:51:06,416 --> 00:51:09,083 Welcome to the museum. Are you here for the bar... 820 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:12,541 Mitzvah. Yes, I would never miss a museum bar mitzvah. 821 00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:15,500 Terrific. Name? 822 00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:21,166 How about this? This is going to be fun. 823 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:26,458 You read out who hasn't checked in yet. And I'll tell you which one I am. 824 00:51:27,291 --> 00:51:29,250 Mmm. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 825 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:33,250 You look a little under-dressed for a party. 826 00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:37,958 (CLICKS TONGUE) 827 00:51:38,041 --> 00:51:39,125 Ba-ba-bup. 828 00:51:40,083 --> 00:51:42,458 Shall I escort you to the exit? Or would you... 829 00:51:42,541 --> 00:51:43,750 (PHONE RINGING) 830 00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:47,208 Hi, I was calling to know if you guys open today... 831 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:49,625 As I said 20 minutes ago, we are closed... 832 00:51:49,708 --> 00:51:52,125 Who knew 13 year-olds could eat so much in one night? 833 00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:54,791 I don't even like steak tartare and I'm 25. 834 00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:57,625 Oh, crap! I forgot the asparagus. 835 00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:00,125 -Keep it parked. I'll go get 'em. -Okay. 836 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:03,166 (EXCLAIMS) 837 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:13,958 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING FROM OTHER ROOM) 838 00:52:17,458 --> 00:52:18,875 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 839 00:52:18,958 --> 00:52:20,583 HEIDI: What a night! 840 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:23,166 You never realize how much you dislike 13 year-olds 841 00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:25,416 till you work a party for them, huh, Heidi? 842 00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:27,791 Aw, they're not all so bad. 843 00:52:27,916 --> 00:52:32,625 I wish, I wish I were as unjaded as my hilariously bold nephew. 844 00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:35,083 MAN: Is this the kid you were talking about in the kitchen? 845 00:52:35,166 --> 00:52:36,916 -Yeah. -Way you were going on about him, 846 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:41,083 -I thought he was your son. -Ha! Yeah, I should be so lucky. 847 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:46,375 No. Okay. I spent 15 minutes with the kid today, 848 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:51,875 and he is around 100 times funnier and quicker than I am. 849 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:57,041 He's if, like, Nathan Lane and the Tasmanian Devil had a baby. 850 00:52:57,166 --> 00:52:58,791 (ALL LAUGHING) 851 00:52:58,916 --> 00:53:00,083 You gettin' off? 852 00:53:00,166 --> 00:53:03,000 Yeah, I got to get the cake out of the kitchen. 853 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:14,125 (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) 854 00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:22,208 Um, pardon me. Hello. I'm lost and I need to get to the kitchen. 855 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:24,333 -Do I know you? -Huh? 856 00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:25,708 What's your name? 857 00:53:25,791 --> 00:53:28,416 -Huh? -I said, what's your name? 858 00:53:29,541 --> 00:53:31,625 It's just a lot of pressure, you know, 859 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:34,041 and it's like I'm never allowed to screw up. 860 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,833 I'm never allowed to lose or anything. 861 00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:40,708 It's like I'm my parents' only hope at a future, if that makes any sense? 862 00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:44,125 -(DOORBELL RINGS) -Yeah, that's cool. Should we kiss, or? 863 00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:49,041 Anthony, my stepsister just sent me this TikTok... 864 00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:52,708 I'm kinda in the middle of something. Don't need to see memes right now. 865 00:53:52,791 --> 00:53:55,000 Look, this is in New York. 866 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,041 I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home They all say 867 00:54:02,875 --> 00:54:04,708 Oh, my gosh! 868 00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:07,416 But they're dead wrong I know they are 869 00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:11,958 (ALL CLAMORING) 870 00:54:20,833 --> 00:54:22,791 Are we cousins? 871 00:54:23,583 --> 00:54:24,750 Sure! 872 00:54:31,416 --> 00:54:35,583 Okay, kids! We're about to do the candle-lighting ceremony. 873 00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:38,541 L'chaim? 874 00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,000 Well, well, well. 875 00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:50,458 (SIGHS) Do you want to tell me why my idiot little brother 876 00:54:50,541 --> 00:54:51,916 is in New York City, 877 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,833 going viral on TikTok? 878 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,166 Well? 879 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:59,541 Do I want to tell you, or do I have to tell you? 880 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,916 Libby. 881 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:07,333 (PHONE RINGING) 882 00:55:07,416 --> 00:55:11,000 Why is my aunt calling you? 883 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:14,500 She thinks I'm your mom. It's kind of a long story. 884 00:55:14,958 --> 00:55:16,708 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 885 00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:23,291 Get out your umbrellas. We're expecting spring showers all day tomorrow 886 00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:24,750 in Northern West Virginia. 887 00:55:24,833 --> 00:55:29,041 Of course. It figures. Rain on our last day of vacation. 888 00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:33,416 Anthony isn't responding to any of my texts about the meet. 889 00:55:34,916 --> 00:55:36,958 Do you think the boys miss us? 890 00:55:37,041 --> 00:55:40,666 "Us?" Greatest parents in the world. Come on. 891 00:55:41,958 --> 00:55:45,583 I just don't want Nate and Anthony to grow apart like me and Heidi. 892 00:55:45,666 --> 00:55:48,750 You know, I still regret not going to her opening night thing. 893 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:53,208 Well, have you thought about calling her lately, babe? 894 00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:55,041 I don't even know if she'd pick up. 895 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:58,833 And the crazy thing is, I'm kind of jealous of her. 896 00:55:58,916 --> 00:56:01,208 You? Come on. Really? 897 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,791 She had a dream. I never had a dream. 898 00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,041 This isn't your dream? 899 00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:07,458 Babe. 900 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:13,416 A kid from Pennsylvania wowed a crowd tonight in Times Square. 901 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,125 You think I should call her? 902 00:56:16,916 --> 00:56:18,541 Be the bigger person? 903 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:19,708 Probably. 904 00:56:20,166 --> 00:56:22,750 And believe me, you don't want to miss this kid. 905 00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:23,875 Watch this video... 906 00:56:24,750 --> 00:56:28,666 But right now, we should celebrate our anniversary. 907 00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:31,375 (LAUGHS) Tricep. 908 00:56:35,083 --> 00:56:38,291 You made me drop the cake, okay? That pays the rent. 909 00:56:39,416 --> 00:56:40,833 I'm not talking to you. 910 00:56:40,916 --> 00:56:42,916 Oh, okay, sorry. 911 00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:47,375 Yeah, I am putting you on the first bus out because, you know, 912 00:56:47,458 --> 00:56:49,375 it's the right thing to do. 913 00:56:49,458 --> 00:56:50,666 That's all. 914 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:55,750 Lilo & Stitch will still be running in a year, okay? 915 00:56:55,833 --> 00:56:59,833 If your mom decides you can audition, then you can audition. 916 00:57:20,375 --> 00:57:21,875 What's this? 917 00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:23,583 Your last five birthday cards. 918 00:57:25,666 --> 00:57:27,666 You remembered my birthday? 919 00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:29,375 Yeah, every year. 920 00:57:31,416 --> 00:57:33,791 I didn't know if you'd want to hear from me. 921 00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:40,208 But, no matter what, we're family. So... 922 00:57:43,833 --> 00:57:47,250 But you yelled at me in front of all those bar mitzvah kids, 923 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:50,125 and made me feel like I was back in middle school. 924 00:57:52,333 --> 00:57:57,416 I'm the only boy in seventh grade who knows every lyric to Corner of the Sky. 925 00:57:57,875 --> 00:57:59,500 There's no justice. 926 00:58:01,291 --> 00:58:05,708 Well, "Everything has its season, everything has its time..." 927 00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:13,041 I guarantee you are not the only boy who knows every lyric to Pippin. 928 00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:17,083 Some just aren't comfortable yet letting everyone know it. 929 00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:23,708 You're not going to cry, are you? 930 00:58:24,041 --> 00:58:25,541 No, no. 931 00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:31,000 I just... You know, you just... You remind me of, like, me. 932 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,458 Really? 933 00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:35,416 That's a compliment? You think that's a compliment? 934 00:58:35,541 --> 00:58:36,583 That's amazing. 935 00:58:36,666 --> 00:58:38,208 Of course, it's a compliment. 936 00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:41,000 You're literally all I want to be when I grow up. 937 00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:44,791 Three weeks on Broadway, an apartment in New York. 938 00:58:44,916 --> 00:58:46,083 Queens, but... 939 00:58:46,166 --> 00:58:48,375 Queens is still New York. 940 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:50,416 And you're still my hero. 941 00:58:56,375 --> 00:58:57,875 (CHUCKLES) Aw... 942 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:07,500 You know what? You're going to that callback tomorrow. 943 00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:10,375 I mean, your mom knows you're here, right? 944 00:59:10,541 --> 00:59:12,458 -Are you being serious? -Yes. 945 00:59:12,541 --> 00:59:15,833 But you have to stop shouting 'cause you have to save your voice. 946 00:59:15,916 --> 00:59:17,875 (WHISPERS) Do you have any audition tips? 947 00:59:21,333 --> 00:59:25,125 Okay, yeah, you know, so I'm not the best singer, 948 00:59:25,291 --> 00:59:29,041 but there was this trick I used to use for musicals, okay? 949 00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:32,875 You hold the sheet music, right? Like, you know, 950 00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:35,250 you haven't really fully memorized the song. 951 00:59:35,375 --> 00:59:40,333 And then halfway through, just casually, let it drop to the floor like, 952 00:59:40,541 --> 00:59:43,500 "Wait! Not only do I know this song, 953 00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:46,250 "I'm going to blow you away in the final verse." 954 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:49,041 It's surprisingly effective. 955 00:59:50,083 --> 00:59:51,666 -That's amazing. -Yeah. 956 00:59:52,541 --> 00:59:55,416 And find your light. 957 00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:58,041 Everybody forgets that. 958 00:59:58,250 --> 01:00:01,958 But how are they gonna remember you if they can't see you? 959 01:00:03,625 --> 01:00:04,708 Yeah. 960 01:00:05,125 --> 01:00:07,625 Yeah. Find your light. 961 01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:08,833 NATE: Okay. 962 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:17,666 I looked up to her, you know? Your mom. I really did. 963 01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:21,583 She got the one thing 964 01:00:24,125 --> 01:00:25,541 I couldn't get. 965 01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:29,333 An amazing kid. 966 01:00:40,791 --> 01:00:41,958 (SOFTLY) I love you! 967 01:01:05,166 --> 01:01:09,166 Well, the callback was a disaster and you blew it big time, kid. 968 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:11,291 Back to Pittsburgh for you! 969 01:01:11,375 --> 01:01:13,083 Can I borrow some money for the bus? 970 01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:15,791 Try hitchhiking. It'll build your character. 971 01:01:19,708 --> 01:01:21,250 (BUZZING) 972 01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:22,500 ANTHONY: Nate! 973 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:25,666 (POUNDING ON DOOR) 974 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,458 -ANTHONY: Nathan! -Crap! 975 01:01:29,541 --> 01:01:32,041 ANTHONY: Where is he? LIBBY: Gotta pee! Gotta pee! 976 01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:33,166 Around the corner. 977 01:01:33,291 --> 01:01:34,791 How are you here right now? 978 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:36,125 (CLEARS THROAT) 979 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:37,583 Hi, Anthony. 980 01:01:38,458 --> 01:01:40,666 Like a giant. He's like a giant. 981 01:01:40,750 --> 01:01:43,666 Hi, Aunt Heidi. Long time no everything, I guess. 982 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:45,916 Don't "Hi, Anthony" me, Nate. 983 01:01:46,791 --> 01:01:48,625 Okay. Bye, Anthony. 984 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:51,041 And I can live with Heidi in New York. Perfect. 985 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:53,250 Yeah, like Mom would ever let that happen. 986 01:01:53,333 --> 01:01:56,583 So, what, then? Are they waiting downstairs for me with handcuffs? 987 01:01:56,666 --> 01:01:59,583 They don't even know we're here. Get in my truck right now. 988 01:01:59,666 --> 01:02:01,833 -What? What? -You didn't tell on me? 989 01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:04,875 No. I'm the one who's supposed to be watching you, remember? 990 01:02:04,958 --> 01:02:06,791 Get downstairs right now! 991 01:02:07,333 --> 01:02:12,166 Okay. Please, just let me stay for two more hours, so I can go to my callback. 992 01:02:17,166 --> 01:02:19,875 I know I embarrass you, Anthony. 993 01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:21,791 Every day. 994 01:02:22,541 --> 01:02:26,166 And I know that you hate being my brother, 995 01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:30,458 just please, let me have this one thing. 996 01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:38,208 I've been trying to explain how big a Broadway callback is for seven hours, 997 01:02:38,291 --> 01:02:40,375 so, good luck. 998 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:44,416 But, just for the record, you may have run away, 999 01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:47,500 but Anthony apparently threw quite a party. 1000 01:02:47,583 --> 01:02:49,875 Which I'm sure your parents wouldn't be happy about. 1001 01:02:49,958 --> 01:02:51,708 So, you have some leverage here. 1002 01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:54,500 Ooh, you're good. You should be an agent someday. 1003 01:02:54,583 --> 01:02:55,833 Want to be my agent? 1004 01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:58,500 Is that a real job? 1005 01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:01,250 That's the best job, okay? 1006 01:03:01,333 --> 01:03:03,750 You collect ten percent of an actor's salary 1007 01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:06,791 by making phone calls and going to three lunches a day. 1008 01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:09,958 And you don't have to humiliate yourself in an audition. 1009 01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:13,583 And you get to see what makes people amazing 1010 01:03:13,666 --> 01:03:15,833 before they even know about it themselves. 1011 01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:18,208 That's what an agent does, too. 1012 01:03:18,291 --> 01:03:19,958 Good lord! I'm gonna wring you... 1013 01:03:20,041 --> 01:03:21,166 Why are you limping? 1014 01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:22,833 Quit changing the subject. 1015 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,583 Let me just say that for your little brother 1016 01:03:25,666 --> 01:03:28,541 to have even gotten a callback is kind of remarkable. 1017 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:32,416 And it says big things about Nate's talent, Anthony. 1018 01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:35,791 It just... It's two hours, two hours. 1019 01:03:38,416 --> 01:03:39,958 Oh, no! 1020 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:41,333 My favorite vase. 1021 01:03:41,416 --> 01:03:42,458 Nate! 1022 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:49,666 Oh, no! 1023 01:03:53,666 --> 01:03:56,416 Natey! Stop! 1024 01:03:58,291 --> 01:04:00,125 He's always wanted to escape out a window. 1025 01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:04,916 Gosh, he is a great client. 1026 01:04:14,166 --> 01:04:15,625 ANTHONY: When I catch this punk... 1027 01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:31,750 I know you not about to hop over that turnstile. 1028 01:04:31,833 --> 01:04:36,333 Thank goodness! A subway person. I'm experiencing an emergency. 1029 01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:38,916 "An emergency?" Really? 1030 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:44,041 I need to get to Manhattan. It's a matter of life, death, and dreams. 1031 01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:48,625 Hold up. Wait a minute. Are you... Yo, Keith, come here! 1032 01:04:48,791 --> 01:04:50,000 Quick! 1033 01:04:50,083 --> 01:04:52,791 Don't he look like that kid that went viral on TikTok? 1034 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:54,041 I did? 1035 01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:57,500 Yes! That's me! I'm the kid! 1036 01:04:59,791 --> 01:05:01,625 Can I get a selfie for my niece? 1037 01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:03,708 Can I get a free ride on the subway? 1038 01:05:09,291 --> 01:05:10,750 Let's go! Let's go! 1039 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:13,625 Ooh, he took my trench coat. 1040 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:17,708 -Oh. Yeah. Where is my... -Keys? 1041 01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:22,666 Yeah. Okay. So, we're going to just find him at the audition studio, 1042 01:05:22,750 --> 01:05:25,041 and it's going to be okay. 1043 01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,208 -Okay. Yeah. -Let's go. 1044 01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:30,541 When this is over, I want to know how much you pay for this place. 1045 01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:32,166 Okay. You'd be surprised. 1046 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:36,750 Excuse me, do you know the stop for Broadway? 1047 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,208 Which Broadway? There is a lot of Broadways. 1048 01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:43,291 You know, like, the Broadway. 1049 01:05:43,416 --> 01:05:46,458 (SINGING) They say the neon lights Are bright on Broadway 1050 01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:48,375 That's the TikTok kid! 1051 01:05:49,166 --> 01:05:50,208 (ALL CLAMORING) 1052 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,916 HEIDI: As long as he's alive, everything will be okay. 1053 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,625 So I can kill him. 1054 01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:04,166 Over his agent's dead body. 1055 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:06,416 All right, nobody's murdering anyone! 1056 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,541 You started it. 1057 01:06:07,625 --> 01:06:10,166 All right, be respectful. This is an audition place. 1058 01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:40,708 Okay. 1059 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:44,041 Lilo & Stitch. It was a cartoon. 1060 01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:47,208 Can you just please check the schedule again? 1061 01:06:47,291 --> 01:06:48,875 There's no way he made this up. 1062 01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:50,750 A hundred percent kidnapped. 1063 01:06:50,833 --> 01:06:52,166 Don't... Stop saying that! 1064 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:56,083 There's no Lilo & Stitch on the schedule today. Promise. 1065 01:06:56,166 --> 01:06:58,875 You haven't seen anyone this morning who looks like me? 1066 01:06:58,958 --> 01:07:01,666 Just like, little shorter, kind of gawky? 1067 01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:06,333 He's not gawky, he is incredibly castable and very cuddly. 1068 01:07:06,416 --> 01:07:08,291 No matter who he chooses to love. 1069 01:07:08,416 --> 01:07:10,166 Okay, okay. Yeah. 1070 01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,916 Anyway... 1071 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,625 -Ma'am! -I just want... 1072 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:14,750 (PHONE CHIMES) 1073 01:07:14,833 --> 01:07:19,333 Wait, "Ma'am?" "Ma'am?" I'm ma'am to you? We could have gone to college together. 1074 01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:21,875 -Hold on. -My... Okay. 1075 01:07:22,458 --> 01:07:25,333 You knew the callback wasn't here, didn't you? 1076 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:27,333 -(SCOFFS) Aunt Heidi. -What? 1077 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,833 He's at some place called the Amsterdam Theatre. 1078 01:07:29,916 --> 01:07:33,666 New Amsterdam, Anthony. "New." Words matter. 1079 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:48,250 -You! -Me. Hello. 1080 01:07:49,375 --> 01:07:52,208 This is the Lilo & Stitch final callback, right? 1081 01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:53,916 I hope so. 1082 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:57,000 Then why did you come dressed as Éponine from Les Miz? 1083 01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:01,416 Good luck! 1084 01:08:03,958 --> 01:08:06,875 Okay. Let's cast a musical. 1085 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:08,916 (ALL CHEERING) 1086 01:08:10,708 --> 01:08:12,041 Not much time. 1087 01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:13,583 Right up the stairs. 1088 01:08:13,750 --> 01:08:15,958 Hello, twins. How are you? 1089 01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:19,250 Keep it moving. Up, up, up, up. 1090 01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:21,083 Thank you. Thank you. 1091 01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:23,583 Don't worry, I'm losing the coat. 1092 01:08:24,291 --> 01:08:25,416 Go! 1093 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:32,583 HEIDI: Come on. 1094 01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:36,208 I feel like Elisabeth Shue in Adventures in Babysitting 1095 01:08:36,291 --> 01:08:39,000 when the kid she's watching gets stabbed in the foot. 1096 01:08:40,041 --> 01:08:42,958 What... Okay, I'm 100. Hi, I'm 100 years old. 1097 01:08:43,250 --> 01:08:44,250 Heidi? 1098 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:48,041 Oh, my gosh! Don't look at me. I'm a mess. 1099 01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:49,875 You disappeared yesterday. 1100 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:52,416 -(ELEVATOR DINGS) -I hate when good people disappear. 1101 01:08:52,916 --> 01:08:55,875 A Solitary Woman is a major play, Heidi. 1102 01:08:55,958 --> 01:08:58,375 -Yeah. -It's been a bear to cast. 1103 01:08:58,458 --> 01:09:00,500 I'm sorry. Family emergency. 1104 01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:03,250 Look, I just got a last minute no-show 1105 01:09:03,666 --> 01:09:08,166 and the director hasn't liked anybody this week. Can I slot you in? 1106 01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:11,208 Is this an out-of-town job, or straight to Broadway? 1107 01:09:11,291 --> 01:09:15,375 All right, that's a really good question, actually. 1108 01:09:15,458 --> 01:09:17,583 Straight to Broadway, baby. 1109 01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:20,791 -You're doing this audition. -Meet us at the Amsterdam Theatre! 1110 01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:25,458 Anthony, it's not a famously liberal city in Europe. It's a Broadway theater. 1111 01:09:29,416 --> 01:09:32,250 -Okay, thanks. No, yeah. -Thank you. 1112 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:34,291 Okay. 1113 01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:37,708 (ALL DOING VOCAL EXERCISES) 1114 01:09:40,416 --> 01:09:41,416 Thank you. 1115 01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:43,250 Thank you. 1116 01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:48,916 CASTING DIRECTOR: She's not available. We'll check on her availability. 1117 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,833 Okay, whenever you're ready, Nate. 1118 01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:55,958 Okay. Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 1119 01:10:11,375 --> 01:10:14,208 I barely had any time to memorize these sides, so... 1120 01:10:14,291 --> 01:10:16,583 That's not important. Just do your best. 1121 01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:19,500 Start with Stitch's entrance in the first scene. 1122 01:10:23,416 --> 01:10:25,208 "How do you plead?" 1123 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:28,583 "Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical 1124 01:10:28,666 --> 01:10:31,500 "and completely within legal boundaries." 1125 01:10:31,958 --> 01:10:35,666 Nate, if you actually want to start over, and just read Stitch's line... 1126 01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,708 No worries, I got this! 1127 01:10:37,791 --> 01:10:41,083 "We believe you actually created something." 1128 01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:46,666 "Created something? But that would be irresponsible and unethical." 1129 01:10:47,083 --> 01:10:49,750 And then it says Stitch turns around in the glass jar. 1130 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,833 (SNARLS) 1131 01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:53,166 (ALL GASP) 1132 01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:59,666 "What is that monstrosity?" 1133 01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:04,875 -Told you. -"'Monstrosity'? 1134 01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:08,166 "What you see before you is the first of a new species. 1135 01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:09,750 "I call it Experiment 626." 1136 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:11,791 That's what you get from Pittsburgh. 1137 01:11:11,875 --> 01:11:15,708 And then Jumba sings the song 626 is Not Just a Number. 1138 01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:21,875 And which is actually getting rewritten as we sit here. Thank you. 1139 01:11:21,958 --> 01:11:24,333 Oh, I'm sorry. Should I not have... 1140 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:26,666 No, no, you were... 1141 01:11:28,541 --> 01:11:29,541 That was fine, Nate. 1142 01:11:32,625 --> 01:11:36,583 Oh, hi. Were you there the whole time? 1143 01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:38,083 The whole time. 1144 01:11:40,750 --> 01:11:44,291 Nate, Hi. I'm the director. 1145 01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:46,291 Have you learnt the song? 1146 01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:50,041 I mean, with the other kids, sure. 1147 01:11:50,125 --> 01:11:53,541 Listen, when you get to the part in the duet where Lilo chimes in, 1148 01:11:53,666 --> 01:11:55,375 let that music play in the background. 1149 01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:00,041 (KIDS LAUGHING) 1150 01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:04,541 Just sing Stitch's lyrics, I mean. You only have to play Stitch today. 1151 01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:08,833 Oh, my gosh! I'm such an idiot! 1152 01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:17,541 (LAUGHS) 1153 01:12:21,375 --> 01:12:22,916 (LAUGHS MANICALLY) 1154 01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:27,250 Okay, what's so funny? 1155 01:12:29,916 --> 01:12:32,166 How amazing is this kid? 1156 01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:34,666 On Broadway 1157 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:36,041 Play it, fellas! 1158 01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:39,416 Yeah. 1159 01:12:47,916 --> 01:12:49,041 (SCOFFS) 1160 01:12:50,041 --> 01:12:53,416 On Broadway! 1161 01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:59,416 On Broadway! 1162 01:13:01,250 --> 01:13:02,541 Let's go! Let's go! 1163 01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:11,750 Okay, whenever you're ready, Nate. 1164 01:13:13,875 --> 01:13:17,833 You know you're the only kid here who didn't show up with a parent today, right? 1165 01:13:17,916 --> 01:13:19,333 (ALL LAUGHING) 1166 01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:20,916 Good luck! 1167 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,208 CASTING DIRECTOR: Hello? 1168 01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,500 Nate? 1169 01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:40,166 Okay. Do you have any questions before you sing? 1170 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:42,625 Just one. 1171 01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:48,375 In the movie, Stitch can't really speak sentences, 1172 01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:51,166 so, how does he sing lyrics in the musical? 1173 01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:54,125 (KIDS SNICKERING) 1174 01:13:54,208 --> 01:13:55,750 Because, you know, 1175 01:13:55,833 --> 01:13:59,333 musicals allow us to say things we can't actually say in real life. 1176 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,041 (NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND PLAYING) 1177 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:34,958 I'll admit I don't know much about this life 1178 01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:39,916 I've spent a long time On the outside looking in 1179 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:45,041 Never feeling accepted Thinking that's just the way it was 1180 01:14:46,458 --> 01:14:50,541 But something happened Somehow life brought you to me 1181 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:55,291 And I think that's when I realized I belonged 1182 01:14:55,375 --> 01:15:01,083 My family's been here all along And boy, it's good to have a friend so... 1183 01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:06,458 Maybe I don't always need to Feel so small 1184 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:12,916 Maybe this planet ain't so bad after all 1185 01:15:13,666 --> 01:15:15,333 (OFF-KEY) From here on out... 1186 01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:18,916 Thanks, Nate. I think we're good. 1187 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:35,000 You don't embarrass me! 1188 01:15:40,208 --> 01:15:41,333 I promise. 1189 01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:44,833 You don't embarrass me, Nate. 1190 01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:10,125 So from here on out I'll never let you down 1191 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:13,125 I won't be perfect all the time 1192 01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:15,875 But I'm always gonna try, yeah 1193 01:16:16,125 --> 01:16:20,208 I don't care where I'll always be right there 1194 01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:23,250 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 1195 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:27,833 And family means no one gets left behind 1196 01:16:30,791 --> 01:16:35,541 You bet I'll try To bring you all the sunny days 1197 01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:39,791 And if you cry I'll be there all the same 1198 01:16:39,875 --> 01:16:42,416 So bring the thunder, bring the rain 1199 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,166 'Cause you know 1200 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:49,416 From here on out I'll never let you down 1201 01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:52,125 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 1202 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:56,791 And family means no one gets left behind 1203 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,250 Yeah, oh 1204 01:16:59,416 --> 01:17:02,458 Left behind, yeah 1205 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:04,375 Oh! 1206 01:17:04,458 --> 01:17:08,166 From here on out I'll never let you down 1207 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:10,958 Can't claim I'll do everything right 1208 01:17:11,041 --> 01:17:12,041 Find your light. 1209 01:17:12,125 --> 01:17:13,625 But I'll love you all my life 1210 01:17:13,708 --> 01:17:18,166 Yeah, I don't care where I'll always be right there 1211 01:17:18,250 --> 01:17:21,041 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 1212 01:17:21,291 --> 01:17:25,833 And family means no one gets left behind 1213 01:17:26,041 --> 01:17:28,083 Yeah, oh 1214 01:17:28,166 --> 01:17:30,625 Left behind 1215 01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:35,083 'Cause family means No one gets left behind 1216 01:17:35,666 --> 01:17:36,750 Yeah 1217 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:41,375 Left behind, yeah 1218 01:17:44,625 --> 01:17:47,625 'Cause I've got a family to call mine 1219 01:17:48,916 --> 01:17:54,000 And family means no one gets left behind 1220 01:17:57,708 --> 01:18:00,500 -(CLAPPING) -You don't do that, it's inappropriate. 1221 01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:09,083 Okay, Nate, I think that's all we're gonna need. 1222 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:17,875 (APPLAUDING SOFTLY) 1223 01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:19,083 Good luck! 1224 01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:22,041 KID 1: Good job! KID 2: He was really good! 1225 01:18:24,541 --> 01:18:25,750 Hi. 1226 01:18:31,208 --> 01:18:34,875 I didn't know you could, like, do all that. 1227 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,083 You don't let me sing in the house. 1228 01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:40,416 Wow, your comebacks have gotten sharper in New York. 1229 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:42,333 -Really? -What? They have. 1230 01:18:42,416 --> 01:18:44,750 I dropped the sheet music like you told me to. 1231 01:18:45,375 --> 01:18:46,583 I saw. 1232 01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:50,083 Yeah, I actually had... I had just left my own audition, 1233 01:18:50,166 --> 01:18:51,333 and let me just say, 1234 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,291 -you should be giving me tips. -(PHONE CHIMES) 1235 01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:55,416 My mom just sent me an all-caps text saying, 1236 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,458 "Why aren't you at your dad's? I'm worried." 1237 01:18:57,541 --> 01:19:00,041 Perfect timing. I'm double parked. Let's go. 1238 01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:02,125 Oh, Nate. Here. 1239 01:19:03,958 --> 01:19:05,375 It's a gift. 1240 01:19:05,458 --> 01:19:08,250 I picked it up on my way at some like, 1241 01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:11,291 dumb tourist trap in Times Square. So... 1242 01:19:11,375 --> 01:19:13,833 Anthony, someone's putting a ticket on your truck. 1243 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,791 Go now. You go now. 1244 01:19:16,291 --> 01:19:17,916 My bad, officer! 1245 01:19:18,958 --> 01:19:21,541 I got you a gift, too. 1246 01:19:21,833 --> 01:19:23,291 I hope it's your size. 1247 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:26,333 Great. Oh, I'm gonna miss this. 1248 01:19:28,541 --> 01:19:29,541 Well... 1249 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:32,875 You should go, Natey. 1250 01:19:35,416 --> 01:19:37,416 I hope I don't see you at Christmas this year. 1251 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:39,000 Jeez, Nate. That was harsh. 1252 01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:42,916 Because I hope you get the part in the play and you're too busy to come home. 1253 01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:45,916 I skipped out on that audition, sweetie. 1254 01:19:47,291 --> 01:19:52,000 I just wanted to be here with you. And I'm so glad that I was. 1255 01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:54,125 Not to alarm anyone, 1256 01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:56,750 but your mom is on the phone with your brother now, 1257 01:19:56,833 --> 01:19:58,500 and they are leaving the resort, 1258 01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:02,166 and Anthony said a lot of words that I can't really say in front of an adult, 1259 01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:05,750 but I believe he'd bleeping like you to get in the bleeping truck, now. 1260 01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:09,666 So, basically, if you two are going to cry, cry bleeping quick. 1261 01:20:13,541 --> 01:20:15,541 Thanks for the audition tips. 1262 01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:20,916 Nate, can you just tell your mom... 1263 01:20:23,875 --> 01:20:28,333 I don't even remember why we're fighting and I miss her. 1264 01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:32,416 Okay. Okay, I will. 1265 01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:34,291 And I'm sorry. 1266 01:20:39,916 --> 01:20:41,625 I really meant it last night. 1267 01:20:45,166 --> 01:20:46,458 You're my hero. 1268 01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:52,375 Cool. 1269 01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:04,041 -I call DJ. -No show tunes or I drive off the highway. 1270 01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:06,916 LIBBY: You really have learned nothing today, have you? 1271 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,583 Uh, baby steps. 1272 01:21:23,125 --> 01:21:25,000 (MOUTHING) I love you. 1273 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,333 SHERRIE: Well, I'm very proud of the boys. 1274 01:21:41,833 --> 01:21:43,000 What happened? 1275 01:21:43,083 --> 01:21:46,500 Anthony said Nate couldn't come to the phone because, 1276 01:21:46,791 --> 01:21:48,916 you're not going to believe this, 1277 01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:50,750 Nate is teaching him how to sing. 1278 01:21:51,750 --> 01:21:54,375 -That's kinda nice. Yeah? -Yeah. 1279 01:21:54,458 --> 01:21:57,875 As long as it's not Wicked. I can't. I really can't. 1280 01:22:00,916 --> 01:22:03,708 (SINGING) So if you care to find me 1281 01:22:03,916 --> 01:22:06,666 Look to the western sky! 1282 01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,500 As someone told me lately 1283 01:22:09,791 --> 01:22:14,000 Everyone deserves the chance to fly! 1284 01:22:24,208 --> 01:22:25,833 Thanks for making me run away. 1285 01:22:25,916 --> 01:22:27,000 Seriously. 1286 01:22:28,750 --> 01:22:32,916 It was, you know, very agent-like of you. 1287 01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:37,333 I think I found my thing. 1288 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:49,583 -Love you like a sister! -Love you like a sister, too! 1289 01:22:49,875 --> 01:22:51,416 ANTHONY: Later, Libby. 1290 01:23:04,375 --> 01:23:05,833 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 1291 01:23:13,541 --> 01:23:17,083 Hey, Lib. It's been a week and no news. 1292 01:23:17,250 --> 01:23:19,958 Why aren't you in study hall? I'm spiraling. 1293 01:23:20,916 --> 01:23:22,333 Okay, love you, bye. 1294 01:23:26,791 --> 01:23:28,458 (SNIFFS) 1295 01:23:28,541 --> 01:23:30,208 Loser. 1296 01:23:30,291 --> 01:23:34,125 BOY: (SINGING) I've gotta be where my spirit can run free 1297 01:23:34,458 --> 01:23:39,083 Gotta find my corner of the sky 1298 01:23:39,208 --> 01:23:40,708 (TOILET FLUSHES) 1299 01:23:47,041 --> 01:23:50,291 -If you tell anyone... -(PA CHIMES) 1300 01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:53,125 MAN ON PA: Nate Foster to the principal's office. 1301 01:23:53,208 --> 01:23:55,750 Nate Foster to the principal's office. 1302 01:23:57,916 --> 01:23:59,666 Your secret is safe with me. 1303 01:24:08,125 --> 01:24:09,791 Nate Foster to the principal's office. 1304 01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:11,583 Whatever I did, I didn't do it. 1305 01:24:15,291 --> 01:24:16,500 What's going on? 1306 01:24:18,166 --> 01:24:22,708 Nate, did you take a trip to New York without telling us? 1307 01:24:23,125 --> 01:24:25,583 The subway lady said I could hop over the turnstile. 1308 01:24:25,666 --> 01:24:27,416 No, Nate. It's not that. 1309 01:24:28,416 --> 01:24:32,333 Anthony shouldn't get in trouble. He actually kind of saved me. 1310 01:24:32,416 --> 01:24:33,541 Nate. 1311 01:24:33,833 --> 01:24:38,208 And Libby shouldn't be grounded. If anyone should, it's me. 1312 01:24:38,875 --> 01:24:41,458 I'm not. And you're not. 1313 01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:43,541 Natey, honey. We got a call. 1314 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:48,083 The initial offer is low but workable. 1315 01:24:51,375 --> 01:24:53,833 Wait. Wait. 1316 01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:58,666 -You mean... -(#GOAWF PLAYING) 1317 01:24:58,750 --> 01:25:01,208 Just getting started We about to go up 1318 01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:03,958 Calling all boss chicks around the world 1319 01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:06,583 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up! 1320 01:25:07,166 --> 01:25:10,125 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls 1321 01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:12,583 We on! We on! We on! 1322 01:25:13,125 --> 01:25:15,791 We on! We on! We on! 1323 01:25:15,875 --> 01:25:18,083 We on! We on! We on! 1324 01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:21,916 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf 1325 01:25:23,416 --> 01:25:24,500 Yeah! 1326 01:25:25,333 --> 01:25:27,625 Before I met Libby, I had no friends. 1327 01:25:27,708 --> 01:25:29,416 But now, I have friend. 1328 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:32,500 And because of her, I will be performing the role of Stitch 1329 01:25:32,625 --> 01:25:34,250 at two matinees per week, 1330 01:25:34,333 --> 01:25:36,583 and sometimes more often if the star is sick. 1331 01:25:36,708 --> 01:25:38,833 I'm about to go awf 1332 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:43,208 We started from the bottom Now we're rising to the top 1333 01:25:43,416 --> 01:25:45,833 And now you've got her going And she's never gonna stop! 1334 01:25:45,958 --> 01:25:48,708 It pays to have a beastie That goes this hard! 1335 01:25:48,791 --> 01:25:50,708 If you want receipts Here's my business card! 1336 01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:53,083 Dear pearls 1337 01:25:53,166 --> 01:25:55,500 Get out of your shells It's your world 1338 01:25:55,583 --> 01:26:00,000 We've got to cheer each other on! 1339 01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:02,458 Until Queendom come! 1340 01:26:03,375 --> 01:26:06,083 We on! We on! We on! 1341 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:08,583 We on! We on! We on! 1342 01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:10,833 We on! We on! We on! 1343 01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:13,833 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf... 1344 01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:16,000 Before Nate came back into my life, 1345 01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:20,333 I was a cater waiter with a rent-controlled apartment, but now... 1346 01:26:21,541 --> 01:26:23,791 I'm A Solitary Woman, 1347 01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,750 with a rent-controlled apartment. 1348 01:26:25,833 --> 01:26:30,000 And an amazing family. And agent. 1349 01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:33,416 Just getting started We about to go up 1350 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:36,500 Calling all boss chicks around the world 1351 01:26:36,583 --> 01:26:38,791 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up! 1352 01:26:38,875 --> 01:26:42,125 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls 1353 01:26:42,208 --> 01:26:45,041 We on! We on! We on! 1354 01:26:45,125 --> 01:26:47,833 We on! We on! We on! 1355 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:50,000 We on! We on! We on! 1356 01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:54,000 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf 1357 01:26:55,291 --> 01:26:56,333 Yep! 1358 01:26:57,416 --> 01:26:59,916 I'm about to go awf 1359 01:27:00,041 --> 01:27:01,791 -(HORN HONKS) -Yep! 1360 01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:06,291 ANTHONY: For the longest time, I always thought of Libby 1361 01:27:06,416 --> 01:27:10,250 as my little brother's loud, intelligent friend. 1362 01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:14,166 But now, I pledge that if I ever decide to go pro one day, 1363 01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:17,458 I will hire Libby as my sports agent. 1364 01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:19,166 Is that good? 1365 01:27:19,250 --> 01:27:22,708 Let's just say there's a reason Nate's the actor of the family. 1366 01:27:22,833 --> 01:27:24,166 Could I try another take? 1367 01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:26,208 Hold on, you need lip gloss. 1368 01:27:26,416 --> 01:27:27,916 -I'm a star maker -Yeah 1369 01:27:28,000 --> 01:27:29,250 A mover and shaker 1370 01:27:29,333 --> 01:27:31,791 -Only thirteen -But bringing home the vegan bacon 1371 01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:34,791 The hustle's a la carte, And I don't sell dreams 1372 01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:37,416 But if I'm representing, It'll be a small fee 1373 01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:39,083 Dear pearls 1374 01:27:39,208 --> 01:27:41,541 Get out of your shells It's your world 1375 01:27:41,625 --> 01:27:43,333 We've got to cheer each other on! 1376 01:27:43,416 --> 01:27:44,458 I love you! 1377 01:27:44,541 --> 01:27:46,375 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1378 01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,416 Until Queendom come! 1379 01:27:49,125 --> 01:27:51,375 Just getting started We about to go up 1380 01:27:51,791 --> 01:27:53,416 That's my brother! 1381 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:57,083 Just getting started We about to go up 1382 01:27:57,291 --> 01:28:00,000 Just getting started We about to go up! 1383 01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:03,125 We on! We on! We on! 1384 01:28:03,250 --> 01:28:05,416 We on! We on! We on! 1385 01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:08,250 We on! We on! We on! 1386 01:28:08,333 --> 01:28:11,583 But hold up just a second I'm about to go awf 1387 01:28:11,791 --> 01:28:13,833 I put me on I put me on 1388 01:28:13,916 --> 01:28:17,375 I put me, put me, put me, put me I'm about to go awf 1389 01:28:17,458 --> 01:28:19,500 I put me on I put me on 1390 01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:22,333 I put me, I put me, I put me, I put me I'm about to go 1391 01:28:22,416 --> 01:28:25,208 Just getting started We about to go up 1392 01:28:25,291 --> 01:28:28,000 Calling all boss chicks around the world 1393 01:28:28,083 --> 01:28:30,583 This is your moment Own it, sister, woman up! 1394 01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:33,875 The world is your oyster And we are the pearls