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[Bob Saget] ♪ The boys in the stables
Were shoveling up ♪
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♪ Contents of stables
Left after the hunt ♪
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♪ The car man was feeling a nice piece
Of straw from the stables ♪
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♪ Cleaning the walls ♪
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♪ In came the dear maid to play with his
dog In the dairy where she did belong ♪
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♪ If you think this is dirty
You're fucking well wrong ♪
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[applause]
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Look at these guys.
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Everybody's here.
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I'm uh, I'm Bob's friend,
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and I've had the honor of-- well, I--
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one of his best friends
for 35 years.
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I've put together a little video, so you
could sort of see Bob's whole life.
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And, uh... and we'll play it for you.
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[cheers, applause]
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[Don Rickles] ♪ I'll trade you
Laughter for love ♪
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My mom is Gumby, my dad is Pokey,
and I'm Mr. Potato Head, so...
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♪ I'll trade you one for the other ♪
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♪ Laughter for love ♪
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♪ What can you lose? ♪
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♪ Some madness for mirth ♪
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♪ And for whatever it's worth ♪
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♪ Whether you like it or not... ♪
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A hole cut out around the mouth.
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♪ I'll give you all that I've got ♪
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There's this new doll out.
It's half-man, half-woman.
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It's called G.I. Don't Know.
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♪ I'll trade you sunlight for gold ♪
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♪ One shines as bright as the other ♪
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♪ Love is pure gold ♪
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♪ And laughter the sunlight ♪
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♪ This is my life ♪
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♪ For all of my life ♪
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♪ And you are part
Of this life I live ♪
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You like me
And I like you
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You know why?
I'm the rhyming Jew!
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♪ I swear that it's true ♪
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I used to suck dick
for coke.
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♪ I love to do what I do ♪
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I asked to meet her nipples.
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♪ To share this laughter I give ♪
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♪ For just a little love ♪
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♪ From you ♪
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You've been real nice.
I've had a good time.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
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Bob Saget, huh?
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[cheers, applause]
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I've been saying that I'm not ready
to say goodbye to him,
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but I just can't--
I can't.
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It just doesn't seem real to me.
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I refuse to do it.
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But I see him out there,
still doing what he did best.
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I see him on that stage, killing it.
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Another two-hour set.
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He gets a standing ovation,
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brings out his guitar,
does one of his funny songs,
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he gets an encore,
another encore, another encore.
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All of us would really like
another encore from Bob tonight.
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And he leaves the club
and he calls his beautiful wife, Kelly.
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Says "I'm coming.
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I'm gonna go to the hotel,
then I'm coming home, and I miss you."
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And she says, "I miss you."
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And he says,
"There's a picture that I wanna post.
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Will you fix it up?"
And he sends it to her
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and she looks at it
and she says,
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"You don't need to fix it up.
You're so handsome."
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And he gets back to the hotel,
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and he puts his head on the pillow,
and he-- and he misses us.
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And he dreams
of seeing us all again one day.
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And he's smiling.
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I know he's smiling,
because just two hours earlier,
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he killed it on stage,
and that's what made him so happy.
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That's the way I still think of...
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Kelly, do you wanna come up?
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And... these guys'll be funny.
We'll play some music.
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[applause]
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Keep it short.
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All right, guys, seriously?
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-Bob would be smiling so much right now.
-A lot of people wanna go on.
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He would be laughing and loving this
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because never did he think that I would be
on stage at The Comedy Store,
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being backed up by Jim Carey
and Chris Rock, so... So.
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The Pips.
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I know.
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I was not-- In a million years,
this is not what I was expecting.
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-Um--
-And you too, Jeff Ross.
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Oh yeah, and Jeff Ross.
And I get to follow Jackson Browne.
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You didn't recognize him
without the reservoir tip.
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God damn!
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I'm following Jackson Browne
and John Mayer.
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Thank you for the lineup, Mike Binder.
Thank you.
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Um, so, Bob loved being a comedian.
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He loved it more than anything.
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He truly loved being a comedian.
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He loved growing up on this stage.
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On these stages right here.
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And he would bring me here all the time,
and he would love taking me on "the tour."
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The tour of The Comedy Store,
and he loved-- he would get so excited,
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and he would beam and say "Come on, honey,
I'm gonna show you around,
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and I'm gonna show you behind the scenes
of all the crazy shit
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that went on here
all the years.
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And all the places
that people did coke in the '80s."
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And... that was-- there were a lot
of stops on the tour about that.
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And then, he would just think
about how he loved being a part of this.
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And he...
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The most important thing to him
was belonging to this club, to this group,
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to being a comedian.
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He just loved funny people
and he loved being around them.
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He loved everything about it
and I know he would be--
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He is so honored right now.
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He would love this.
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I know he's looking down
and he's so happy.
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I'm just so grateful-- the girls and I,
we're all so grateful
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for all of you who have always shown up
for him and supported him,
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and most importantly,
made him laugh.
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And loved him all these years.
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Because Bob deserved
all of the love in the world, so...
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And I loved him
more than anything,
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so, thank you all very much.
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[applause]
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How 'bout a hand for Kelly,
everybody?
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Her family's here.
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[cheers, applause]
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How 'bout a hand
for Jim Carey's jacket?
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It was willed to him
from Joan Rivers.
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Tagged me on the way over here.
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You look fantastic.
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We have a band.
Can we do some--
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Can I talk over some--
vibe over some blues?
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-Oh wow.
-Yeah.
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You're just like a jazz guy now.
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Why not?
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-I mean, I've been sad for--
-That was Bob's whole life, by the way.
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--weeks already.
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I'm gonna choose to be happy
for the next couple hours.
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This is not a sad blues necessarily but,
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when you got musicians like this--
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♪ Tell 'em about Bobby ♪
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♪ Tell about how Bobby run ♪
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♪ I woke up this morning ♪
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♪ I put on my grandma's winter coat ♪
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He made the people smile
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You know a lot of people might not
know this but John Mayer is here,
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and John Mayer
very, very, very generously
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hired a private jet
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to fly Bob's body home
from where he died.
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But you might not know,
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he also hired the Goodyear blimp
to fly Louie Anderson's body home.
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♪ I got the Bob Saget Blues ♪
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And it's not like we didn't love Bob.
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-We loved Bob.
-It's not a question of loving Bob.
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-We loved him.
-It's not a question of loving Louie.
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The question is who's next?
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My money's on Jeff.
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You think I like looking
like Bruce Willis if he'd died hard?
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Jim, you think I don't know I look like
if Amazon sold a Jeff Bezos blow-up doll?
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All I know is I don't feel safe
with you around.
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Unless you put a lambskin on that.
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You saying I look like a penis?
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Last time I saw something like that,
I was shaking the drops.
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♪ I got the Bob Saget Blues ♪
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You know one time,
Bob gave me some advice early on.
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What was that advice, Jim?
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He said...
"Young man,"
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Whenever he gave advice,
he talked like an old Native American.
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He said "Young man,
the storms may be brutal,
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and the winter may be harsh,
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but always remember:
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you will be fine,
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if you turn your wheel
in the direction of the skid."
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And it was good advice.
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♪ Tell 'em about Bobby ♪
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♪ Tell 'em how Bobby rocked ♪
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Chris? Tell 'em.
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I think it's sad that the motherfucker
had to die to get Jim Carey back on stage.
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I only come out on sad occasions.
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If this is the only way
we're gonna see you perform,
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I'm gonna kill Eddie Murphy
next week.
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[laughter]
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Woo!
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♪ Tell 'em about Bobby ♪
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♪ Tell 'em how Bobby run ♪
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I think Bob is more popular now
than he ever has been, right now.
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He's America's dad--
that's not a convicted rapist.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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"My Dog Licked My Balls"
just went to number one.
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You know, Bob, uh, like Bill Cosby,
was from Philadelphia,
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but Bob, um, put people
to sleep the old-fashioned way.
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By doing his act.
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He would've loved the outpouring
of support
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from all over the world
that he's gotten.
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He would've loved it.
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And let's face it, somebody had to knock
that cunt Betty White off the Internet.
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Ninety-nine years old.
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And I told her, I said "Betty--"
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I talked to her a month ago.
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I said, "Do not go
to that Travis Scott concert."
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She said, "I have to go, I promised Travis
I'd be in the front row."
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Ninety-nine problems
and a breath ain't one.
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But Bob wasn't something
that was taken away from us.
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He was something
that was given to us.
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And one day...
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when the laughs
had hit a certain amount...
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he just unzipped his human suit,
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and he went for a ride.
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And he's floating around right now.
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Probably right through this room
at this very moment, flanked by angels.
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And they're saying "You made people laugh.
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You made people feel loved.
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And you made people money."
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You created a cathedral of fucking love
in this world.
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And that was your life, Bob Saget.
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A cathedral of love,
a cathedral of laughter.
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Goodness. Light.
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-♪ I got the Bob Saget-- ♪
-I think I just had a "joygasm."
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Bob's message was love.
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He told everybody he loved them.
Everybody in here probably--
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Let's pump some gratitude into this room
for Bob Saget.
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Everybody in here probably thinks
Bob was their best friend,
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and he probably was.
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Every one of them thinks
he was their best friend.
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But I know it was me.
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He loved people,
he loved comedy, he loved--
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-Cocaine.
-...music.
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At a point, at a point.
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In his honor,
I'm gonna suck dick for coke tonight.
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Funny.
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But he loved playing that guitar,
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and... I know
because I found it backstage one night
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and there was a big hole
in the back.
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-He fucked his guitar?
-He fucked that thing.
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He fucked the shit outta that thing.
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He played a 'D'
and it took him there.
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It took him there.
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Give us a "D".
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I know Mike's a B.B. King "D".
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Who do you think got more pussy,
Stamos or Mayer?
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That guitar's not gender-neutral, man.
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If Mayer and fucking Stamos
have a "pussy-off,"
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I don't know
if you remember this, Chris.
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-What?
-But I came to see you--
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I came to the Comedy Cellar up
in New York and you were onstage
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and you spotted me
when I sat down.
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You went "Is that Mayer?"
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And then you said, "I was just having
a conversation with a friend about you."
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-Remember you said this?
-I might've...
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Do you remember everything
that you say?
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"I was just having a conversation
with a friend about you.
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I said that you wrote 'cliterature'."
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I did say that.
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John Mayer writes cliterature,
ladies and gentlemen!
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♪ Oooh, Bobby, Bobby,
Bobby, Bobby ♪
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Can I talk about what a good friend
he was for a second?
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Tell us.
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Oh, all right.
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One time I was going through a brea--
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You can keep playing.
It sounds so good.
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It sounds so good.
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This is a male-to-male love song.
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I was going through a breakup,
as people do.
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And I was so heartbroken.
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I called Bob.
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Bob would check on me
every couple of hours.
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And he came by my house
and he picked me up at two in the morning
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and he took me
to Astro Burger to get a pastrami--
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a lot of my Bob stories are about meat.
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He loved an emergency pastrami sandwich,
but in this case, I was really hurting
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and he came by, and he picked me up,
and he took me to Astro Burger all night.
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And I sat in his car, and I was crying,
eating my pastrami sandwich.
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-Oh, God!
-Bob gave me this unbelievable pep talk.
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-That's a website.
-You were crying. Think about the woman.
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"I blew Jeff Ross!"
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"Why did I blow Jeff Ross?
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The fuck was I thinking?"
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You think it's easy for me?
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Looking like Vin Diesel
if he were neither fast nor furious?
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You think it's easy for me?
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No, it's not easy for you, man.
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That's why you're so funny, man.
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-And Bob-- And Bob--
-You have no choice.
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Bob gave me a pep talk that lasted longer
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than that entire relationship
that I was upset about.
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And he drove me to his house
and I stayed in Aubrey's room--
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Aubrey was--
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I stayed in the guest room, and--
for like three days,
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and he was there for people.
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Even though he had every chance to become
some Hollywood phony, he never did it.
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He had every chance to be bitter.
He had so much loss in his life.
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Bob never did it.
He worked through positivity.
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He always said, "I don't do negative."
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He would block people.
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His tour was called
"I Don't Do Negative".
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and I have a theory
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that him and Norm Macdonald
were murdered by Artie Lang.
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He taught me that if I got real hungry
I could eat urinal mints,
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'cause they're packed with nutrients.
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I feel less safe in the world
without Bob.
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I feel one layer of protection.
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I feel older without Bob.
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Like, Bob was a defense shield.
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He knew who to call,
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what doctor to call
if you had a health issue.
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He knew what lawyer
to call if you had a problem.
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He knew--
he just knew how to do stuff.
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And he was "Bobby Daddy"
to so many people, and...
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-That's right.
-Casting's a bitch, man.
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And I hope everybody here
either had Bob as a friend like that,
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or someday has a friend like that.
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A friend like Bob.
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[applause]
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Our buddy... Mike Binder,
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who helped put this together
with John Stamos,
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said he wanted to come say something
and I love this guy.
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-Miguel!
-Where'd you find him?
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Please welcome, the director
of The Comedy Store documentary,
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and one of Bob Saget's
besties, Mike Binder.
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Ah, man.
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Thank you all for being here tonight.
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And I just gotta say,
Bob has the best friends in the world.
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This guy here,
has been such a good friend to Bob.
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And John Mayer.
You're a beautiful guy.
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I have really gotten to know you,
and I want to have your babies.
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And no, really, Bob--
Bob...
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Everything you're hearing
about Bob is real.
328
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I knew him when he was 19 years old,
329
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and everybody is saying
"Oh, God I didn't--
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I'm so surprised how loved he was
and how big he was!
331
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He would've been so surprised."
332
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And I will tell you
Bob would not have been surprised.
333
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Bob figured he was this big.
334
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This is how big Bob thought he was.
335
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He actually told me once,
that when he was gonna die,
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he was gonna donate his penis
to science.
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And he was dead serious.
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And actually, last week,
Kelly got a letter...
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and it said,
"Dear Mrs. Saget,
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We think we can do better."
Signed, "Science."
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I just love his friends,
I love his family,
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I knew his family so well,
and his daughters are beautiful.
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Just beautiful people,
and, uh, I wanna say...
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on behalf of the comedians,
you know,
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we're here tonight
supporting scleroderma,
346
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and we're supporting the Saget family
and the Saget girls.
347
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And we're supporting them all,
and we wanna love them,
348
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love the Scleroderma Foundation.
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Love Kelly.
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In fact, about 11 of us made love to Kelly
in the Saget hot tub this afternoon.
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And we're selling that as an NFT
for $700,000
352
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if any of you have money
and wanna go to hell with us.
353
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That NFT's gonna
be a hot one.
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[Ross] You know, when I think
it's too soon, that's fucked up.
355
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Really, is that too soon?
356
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We have a great show,
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and I wanted to say one more thing
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about someone who's here tonight
who's an incredible friend of mine
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and loved Bob so much.
360
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Jackson Browne is a special guy.
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You know, he doesn't--
he had a bad back
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and he called me two days ago
and said "Mike, I can't do this."
363
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This is a terrible introduction
for Jackson.
364
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He would not like this.
365
00:21:25.450 --> 00:21:27.119
He's a rock star!
366
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"Talked to him yesterday and he told me
his prostate was killing him..."
367
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-All right.
-"...Like a balloon."
368
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"If I could get someone
to stick their fingers up my ass--"
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-Jackson called--
-"Don't know what the fuck is going on.
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I'll be down there, but, otherwise,
this thing is raw, and fucking throbbing.
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I have a throbbing orb in my anus.
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And as long as it keeps time,
I'll be great!"
373
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-Ahh!
-All right, take two.
374
00:21:57.065 --> 00:21:59.693
So Jackson's such a great guy and he...
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he called me the other day.
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He said "Mike, Mike, I really wanna come,
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but I was up all night
fucking quadruplets.
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'Cause I'm a rock star."
379
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And then today he said
"No, the hell with them!
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I'm here for Bob Saget!"
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Jackson Browne.
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[cheers, applause]
383
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Ugh.
384
00:22:30.057 --> 00:22:30.974
Ow!
385
00:22:35.562 --> 00:22:39.274
See, this is--
this is not the intro I wanted.
386
00:22:41.401 --> 00:22:43.236
Oh good, they're leaving.
Oh, good.
387
00:22:44.696 --> 00:22:47.032
Would you like us
to clear out of here now?
388
00:22:47.115 --> 00:22:48.867
-We're gonna be very distracting.
-You can stay.
389
00:22:48.950 --> 00:22:51.369
-Unless you wanna clear out.
-No, I'd love to stay here.
390
00:22:51.453 --> 00:22:55.749
-Um...
-If you sing directly to me, I'll stay.
391
00:22:58.543 --> 00:23:00.587
Gotta turn the guitar on though, right?
392
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-[notes on electric guitar]
There it is, yeah.
393
00:23:03.465 --> 00:23:04.800
No, yeah.
394
00:23:06.093 --> 00:23:09.846
Bob asked me to do a show in New York
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with Jeff and a bunch
of other really great comedians.
396
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Funny people.
Really funny people.
397
00:23:16.269 --> 00:23:19.940
And he wanted me to sing this song
that I'm gonna sing for you now,
398
00:23:20.023 --> 00:23:22.234
but it's like--
I said, "Are you sure?"
399
00:23:23.151 --> 00:23:26.446
I was trying to think of something
that would go with the, you know.
400
00:23:26.530 --> 00:23:29.491
He said "No, no, no.
Just sing that."
401
00:23:29.574 --> 00:23:31.660
What it is, is I felt like,
after like an hour--
402
00:23:31.743 --> 00:23:35.622
after laughing really hard, it's good
to contemplate death for a little while.
403
00:23:35.705 --> 00:23:40.210
You can-- you can, uh,
and presumably go back to laughing.
404
00:23:40.293 --> 00:23:44.548
But I mean, I finished the night
with this. He said it was perfect.
405
00:23:51.179 --> 00:23:53.515
This is one of my better piano songs.
406
00:24:06.278 --> 00:24:09.030
♪ Keep a fire burning in your eye ♪
407
00:24:10.365 --> 00:24:13.535
♪ Pay attention to the open sky ♪
408
00:24:14.244 --> 00:24:18.582
♪ You never know
What will be coming down ♪
409
00:24:22.878 --> 00:24:25.964
♪ I don't remember losing track of you ♪
410
00:24:27.215 --> 00:24:30.343
♪ You were always dancing
In and out of view ♪
411
00:24:31.178 --> 00:24:35.807
♪ I must've thought
You'd always be around ♪
412
00:24:40.103 --> 00:24:44.482
♪ Always keeping things real
By playing the clown ♪
413
00:24:45.358 --> 00:24:48.612
♪ Now you're nowhere to be found ♪
414
00:25:05.045 --> 00:25:08.340
♪ I don't know what happens
When people die ♪
415
00:25:09.007 --> 00:25:12.344
♪ Can't seem to grasp it
As hard as I try ♪
416
00:25:12.427 --> 00:25:16.431
♪ It's like a song I can hear
Playing right in my ear ♪
417
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♪ That I can't sing
418
00:25:18.600 --> 00:25:20.352
♪ I can't help listening ♪
419
00:25:21.728 --> 00:25:25.482
♪ And I can't help feeling stupid
Standing 'round ♪
420
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♪ Crying as they ease you down ♪
421
00:25:30.237 --> 00:25:34.783
♪ 'Cause I know that
You'd rather we were dancing ♪
422
00:25:36.326 --> 00:25:39.496
♪ Dancing our sorrow away ♪
423
00:25:42.958 --> 00:25:48.129
♪ No matter what
Fate chooses to play ♪
424
00:25:48.755 --> 00:25:52.842
♪ Just do the steps
That you've been shown ♪
425
00:25:52.926 --> 00:25:58.181
♪ By everyone you've ever known ♪
426
00:25:59.975 --> 00:26:04.521
♪ Until the dance becomes your very own ♪
427
00:26:04.604 --> 00:26:10.860
♪ No matter how close to yours
Another's steps have grown ♪
428
00:26:11.528 --> 00:26:16.908
♪ In the end there is one dance
You'll do alone ♪
429
00:26:42.142 --> 00:26:45.312
♪ Keep a fire for the human race ♪
430
00:26:45.854 --> 00:26:49.524
♪ And let your prayers go drifting
Into space ♪
431
00:26:50.150 --> 00:26:54.821
♪ You never know
What will be coming down ♪
432
00:26:58.825 --> 00:27:02.078
♪ Perhaps a better world is drawing near ♪
433
00:27:02.912 --> 00:27:06.082
♪ And just as easily,
It could all disappear ♪
434
00:27:06.875 --> 00:27:11.629
♪ Along with whatever meaning
You might have found ♪
435
00:27:15.675 --> 00:27:20.096
♪ Don't let the uncertainty
Turn you around ♪
436
00:27:21.097 --> 00:27:24.434
♪ Go on and make a joyful sound ♪
437
00:27:25.393 --> 00:27:29.147
♪ Into a dancer you have grown ♪
438
00:27:29.230 --> 00:27:33.276
♪ From a seed
Somebody else has thrown ♪
439
00:27:35.945 --> 00:27:40.742
♪ Go on ahead and
Throw some seeds of your own ♪
440
00:27:40.825 --> 00:27:47.374
♪ And somewhere between the time
You arrive and the time you go ♪
441
00:27:47.457 --> 00:27:52.879
♪ May lie a reason you were alive
But you'll never know ♪
442
00:28:13.566 --> 00:28:15.318
-That was so beautiful.
-Jackson Browne.
443
00:28:15.402 --> 00:28:16.611
Wow.
444
00:28:21.491 --> 00:28:22.909
Thank you, Jackson.
445
00:28:23.868 --> 00:28:26.121
Good luck with whatever
your back issue was.
446
00:28:27.705 --> 00:28:29.958
That was so beautiful.
God.
447
00:28:30.041 --> 00:28:32.669
One of the legends of all time,
ladies and gentlemen.
448
00:28:32.752 --> 00:28:34.254
Jackson Browne.
449
00:28:34.337 --> 00:28:35.338
-While-- while--
-What are we gonna do now?
450
00:28:35.422 --> 00:28:41.177
While they're all back there,
my buddy Seth Green is here.
451
00:28:41.261 --> 00:28:42.846
He was a good friend of Bob's.
452
00:28:43.513 --> 00:28:44.889
What do you think, Seth?
453
00:28:45.432 --> 00:28:47.600
Do you wanna come say something?
Are you ready?
454
00:28:47.684 --> 00:28:48.685
[Seth Green] Yeah.
455
00:28:48.768 --> 00:28:49.936
That was a perfect intro.
456
00:28:51.563 --> 00:28:56.067
This guy has a perfect back, everybody.
Perfect picture of health.
457
00:28:56.693 --> 00:28:57.777
What can I say?
458
00:28:57.861 --> 00:28:59.946
He's a mensch.
He's a great guy.
459
00:29:00.029 --> 00:29:02.699
He's an actor.
He owns an animation studio.
460
00:29:02.782 --> 00:29:04.075
He's on a bunch of shows.
461
00:29:04.159 --> 00:29:05.493
[Carey] He's a man that
every man would love to be.
462
00:29:05.577 --> 00:29:07.454
-[Ross] He's one of the people that Bob...
-I'll take this.
463
00:29:07.537 --> 00:29:09.622
-...Bob loved dearly.
-I wanna come hug you.
464
00:29:09.706 --> 00:29:12.375
I feel like it's been ten or twelve years
since we've seen each other.
465
00:29:12.459 --> 00:29:13.752
Hug me. I'm very fluffy.
466
00:29:14.669 --> 00:29:15.754
Aw.
467
00:29:16.504 --> 00:29:17.380
Aw.
468
00:29:17.464 --> 00:29:18.506
[Ross] That's a beautiful moment.
469
00:29:18.590 --> 00:29:20.508
[Green] I'm getting some ASMR,
470
00:29:20.592 --> 00:29:22.177
-like I'm getting...
-Ah...
471
00:29:23.928 --> 00:29:26.639
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
472
00:29:27.766 --> 00:29:30.685
Probably-- it was the Icy-Hot
I put on my neck.
473
00:29:30.769 --> 00:29:33.313
I just thought it'd be funny. I knew
I was gonna be hugging people.
474
00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:37.984
Welcome to
the Bob Super-Spreader, everybody.
475
00:29:42.739 --> 00:29:45.492
-We're coming to see ya, Bob.
-That was--
476
00:29:45.575 --> 00:29:46.910
We're coming to see ya.
477
00:29:47.660 --> 00:29:48.870
That's all he wanted.
478
00:29:53.208 --> 00:29:56.127
Bob would be so thrilled
to spread an infection
479
00:29:56.211 --> 00:29:58.755
that populated heaven.
480
00:29:58.838 --> 00:30:00.840
Truly, truly.
481
00:30:01.424 --> 00:30:02.801
There's so much room there.
482
00:30:02.884 --> 00:30:06.221
Jesus Christ, that Jackson Browne
like, really choked me up,
483
00:30:06.304 --> 00:30:08.807
-I wasn't prepared for that at all.
-That's what he does.
484
00:30:08.890 --> 00:30:12.101
He loves to walk into a room
and fuck everybody up.
485
00:30:13.353 --> 00:30:15.730
"Oh, you guys are in a great mood.
486
00:30:15.814 --> 00:30:18.149
What if you were
all uncontrollably crying?"
487
00:30:22.821 --> 00:30:24.364
"I saw a bunch of people smile.
488
00:30:24.447 --> 00:30:26.366
You wanna feel something real heavy?"
489
00:30:27.992 --> 00:30:30.453
[Carey] "I'm gonna bring
a little sincerity to this party."
490
00:30:31.496 --> 00:30:33.081
All right, I'll say something.
491
00:30:33.164 --> 00:30:35.416
-I know you know Bob a long time.
-That's true.
492
00:30:35.500 --> 00:30:38.294
You were good friends,
so I thought maybe
493
00:30:38.378 --> 00:30:40.088
you would have something
to share tonight.
494
00:30:40.171 --> 00:30:42.882
-So sweet of you to tee me up.
-I don't wanna put you on the spot...
495
00:30:42.966 --> 00:30:47.011
It was when Robin Williams died,
and we-- everybody met here,
496
00:30:47.095 --> 00:30:49.222
'cause like,
what the fuck do you do?
497
00:30:49.305 --> 00:30:50.932
We were all like, "Oh, shit.
Robin's dead.
498
00:30:51.015 --> 00:30:54.978
I guess we gotta get together
and figure out how to work that out."
499
00:30:55.603 --> 00:30:57.897
And everybody needed to get up.
500
00:30:57.981 --> 00:31:01.025
Everybody needed
to mourn it onstage.
501
00:31:01.109 --> 00:31:04.654
I'll never forget because we were sitting
in one of those back chairs,
502
00:31:04.737 --> 00:31:07.323
and we all walked in,
I saw Bob.
503
00:31:07.407 --> 00:31:09.284
And everybody just looked lost.
504
00:31:09.367 --> 00:31:11.703
And I looked at him and I was like
"Oh, we know each other.
505
00:31:11.786 --> 00:31:13.955
We've known each other a long time."
So we hugged.
506
00:31:14.038 --> 00:31:19.419
Hugged real big and I guess we gotta...
fucking deal with this now.
507
00:31:19.502 --> 00:31:22.672
But in that whole experience,
508
00:31:22.755 --> 00:31:27.635
it felt like
everyone was all the more committed
509
00:31:27.719 --> 00:31:29.762
to not wasting a second.
510
00:31:29.846 --> 00:31:34.350
And not having an opportunity where you
saw someone that you loved, and you say
511
00:31:34.434 --> 00:31:35.310
"I love you.
512
00:31:35.393 --> 00:31:38.646
And you've meant something."
513
00:31:38.730 --> 00:31:39.981
You know what I mean?
514
00:31:40.064 --> 00:31:43.818
Like, Bob fucking Saget, guys.
515
00:31:44.569 --> 00:31:46.988
That motherfucker meant something.
516
00:31:49.032 --> 00:31:54.913
And we were all lucky enough
to get a mainline dose of it.
517
00:31:54.996 --> 00:31:56.539
In one way or another.
518
00:31:57.290 --> 00:32:00.668
[cheers, applause]
519
00:32:03.379 --> 00:32:05.506
That's the biggest thing, right, Jeff?
520
00:32:05.590 --> 00:32:06.549
Let's just spread it.
521
00:32:06.633 --> 00:32:09.135
That's what we get to do now.
We get to spread that love.
522
00:32:09.218 --> 00:32:10.261
The proof of that.
523
00:32:10.345 --> 00:32:12.680
The proof of life that man lived.
524
00:32:12.764 --> 00:32:17.977
He lived so big
and affected so many people,
525
00:32:18.061 --> 00:32:20.104
and now we get to share it.
526
00:32:20.188 --> 00:32:22.273
I do wanna mention his influence.
527
00:32:23.107 --> 00:32:26.277
My buddy's a professor at Yale and NYU,
528
00:32:26.361 --> 00:32:30.406
He teaches broadcasting
and TV history and film history,
529
00:32:30.490 --> 00:32:31.908
and he called me about Bob
530
00:32:31.991 --> 00:32:35.495
and he said one of the things that comes
up a lot in his students' papers
531
00:32:35.578 --> 00:32:40.166
is Bob's character
and Full House's influence on kids
532
00:32:40.249 --> 00:32:45.797
who grew up in non-...
in unconventional households.
533
00:32:45.880 --> 00:32:48.633
It made them feel normal,
and it made them feel like it was okay,
534
00:32:48.716 --> 00:32:51.844
and one kid was an orphan
who wound up in a--
535
00:32:51.928 --> 00:32:53.972
You must hear this
all the time, man.
536
00:32:54.055 --> 00:32:56.015
Well, we did it 35 years ago
or whatever.
537
00:32:56.099 --> 00:33:00.311
We were, it was odd, there was three men
raising kids in San Francisco.
538
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:04.941
But now
it's the new normal, you know.
539
00:33:05.024 --> 00:33:08.695
And every year it's becoming more divorce,
more single-sexed parents,
540
00:33:08.778 --> 00:33:11.114
so it's kind
of a timed-release thing, right?
541
00:33:11.197 --> 00:33:13.032
What's "sexed parents"?
What?
542
00:33:13.116 --> 00:33:14.367
Same sex.
543
00:33:14.450 --> 00:33:15.410
Same sex parents.
544
00:33:15.493 --> 00:33:17.412
Oh, same-sex parents, I thought you said--
545
00:33:17.495 --> 00:33:18.454
Yeah, things change.
546
00:33:18.538 --> 00:33:21.040
Like the second time we did
Dumb and Dumber,
547
00:33:21.124 --> 00:33:23.459
the world had gotten so fucking stupid.
548
00:33:23.543 --> 00:33:29.507
It didn't seem that dumb anymore,
by comparison.
549
00:33:29.590 --> 00:33:32.427
[Green] It was more just like
Normal and More Normal.
550
00:33:32.510 --> 00:33:34.178
[Carey] It was Norm and Normal.
551
00:33:34.262 --> 00:33:35.763
Basic and More Basic-er.
552
00:33:37.432 --> 00:33:39.350
Mike Young is here.
553
00:33:39.434 --> 00:33:41.352
Mike Young and Paul Rodriguez
are still here.
554
00:33:41.436 --> 00:33:42.603
Come on out.
555
00:33:42.687 --> 00:33:44.063
Mike-- Mike Young.
556
00:33:44.564 --> 00:33:47.567
Mike Young opened for Bob the last--
come on out.
557
00:33:49.235 --> 00:33:53.281
The very funny Mr. Mike Young.
558
00:33:54.282 --> 00:33:57.660
Nine hundred million dollars' worth
of talent, and an $11 microphone.
559
00:33:57.744 --> 00:33:58.828
Stand up, come on tell--
560
00:34:01.914 --> 00:34:03.916
Thirteen years with Bob, yeah.
561
00:34:05.752 --> 00:34:09.797
We met years ago
when Bob did Entourage.
562
00:34:09.881 --> 00:34:12.717
A mutual friend was like,
"You and Bob should go on the road."
563
00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:15.178
We met, Bob's like,
"Come do a few dates."
564
00:34:15.261 --> 00:34:16.888
Next thing you know, 13 years later.
565
00:34:16.971 --> 00:34:20.475
it was just me and Bob,
just doing a two-man show in every city.
566
00:34:20.558 --> 00:34:26.314
And so, I was blessed to get that
opportunity and I didn't take it--
567
00:34:26.397 --> 00:34:28.816
[clears throat] Excuse me.
I didn't take it lightly.
568
00:34:28.900 --> 00:34:32.403
And Bob was one of those guys
who just lived for this.
569
00:34:32.487 --> 00:34:33.321
He lived for this.
570
00:34:33.404 --> 00:34:36.866
Like, whatever was happening in Bob's
life-- and a lot was happening.
571
00:34:36.949 --> 00:34:39.368
This was his moment
that he just loved.
572
00:34:39.452 --> 00:34:42.663
And after he got off-- he could be
complaining about all his life shit
573
00:34:42.747 --> 00:34:44.916
in the daytime, but he did, we know.
574
00:34:44.999 --> 00:34:46.501
Neurotic as fuck.
575
00:34:48.252 --> 00:34:49.837
Neurotic to the hilt.
576
00:34:49.921 --> 00:34:52.090
But this was what Bob loved.
577
00:34:52.173 --> 00:34:55.426
'Cause every single time he would be
nervous about selling tickets,
578
00:34:55.510 --> 00:34:57.011
yet we'd sell out everywhere.
579
00:34:57.095 --> 00:34:59.680
He's wake up at five o'clock
in the morning, he would do press.
580
00:34:59.764 --> 00:35:01.140
He didn't have to do press.
581
00:35:01.224 --> 00:35:03.726
In his mind, "We've gotta move
80 more tickets."
582
00:35:03.810 --> 00:35:06.604
He's doing the morning news,
he's doing every show...
583
00:35:06.687 --> 00:35:10.650
It's like "Yo, you're fuckin' Bob Saget,
bro. Chill out! Chill out!
584
00:35:10.733 --> 00:35:13.778
I'll go on the stupid show and fucking
sell a ticket." You know what I mean?
585
00:35:13.861 --> 00:35:16.447
"You're good, we're good."
And we were good.
586
00:35:16.531 --> 00:35:19.158
And he sold out every damn place
we were at.
587
00:35:19.242 --> 00:35:23.287
And it was nuts that he, in his mind,
was still like this kid from Philly
588
00:35:23.371 --> 00:35:27.667
who wasn't like sorta good enough,
or kinda still had to hustle.
589
00:35:27.750 --> 00:35:31.504
But he just wasn't seeing sometimes
what everybody else was seeing,
590
00:35:31.587 --> 00:35:35.800
until he got up here, saw a full crowd
and rocked the show
591
00:35:35.883 --> 00:35:38.261
and got off and was fucking on fire.
592
00:35:38.344 --> 00:35:41.013
"You see that shit?
I fuckin' killed that shit!"
593
00:35:41.097 --> 00:35:43.891
I was like, "Yeah, bro, why'd you
drive me crazy for three days
594
00:35:43.975 --> 00:35:45.810
thinking you're not gonna
sell tickets?"
595
00:35:45.893 --> 00:35:47.353
He was neurotic.
596
00:35:47.436 --> 00:35:51.190
But I was just like, "Yo, Bob,
that's just what you deserve.
597
00:35:51.274 --> 00:35:54.610
Love and respect,
'cause that's what poured out of you.
598
00:35:55.111 --> 00:35:58.656
So, that's all I wanted to say.
I'll miss him.
599
00:35:58.739 --> 00:36:00.616
God bless you guys.
Thank you.
600
00:36:01.325 --> 00:36:04.078
[cheers, applause]
601
00:36:09.375 --> 00:36:10.585
[Ross] Mike Young.
602
00:36:10.668 --> 00:36:12.753
You got a video?
You were playing a video?
603
00:36:12.837 --> 00:36:13.838
All right.
604
00:36:14.338 --> 00:36:17.341
We have a very special message
from Michael Keaton.
605
00:36:18.676 --> 00:36:19.969
Am I in the way?
606
00:36:22.221 --> 00:36:23.806
Hey, happy birthday, Bobby.
607
00:36:24.849 --> 00:36:28.394
You know, the kooky thing
about getting older,
608
00:36:29.020 --> 00:36:34.984
I'm trying to-- Oh, oh, sorry.
609
00:36:35.067 --> 00:36:35.943
What is it?
610
00:36:36.027 --> 00:36:37.987
Oh, it's a problem with the-- I got it.
611
00:36:38.070 --> 00:36:39.113
It's a roast.
612
00:36:39.197 --> 00:36:40.781
Okay, you-- dirty, right?
613
00:36:40.865 --> 00:36:41.782
Okay.
614
00:36:44.118 --> 00:36:45.953
All right, I got an idea.
615
00:36:46.621 --> 00:36:47.496
Let's go.
616
00:36:48.164 --> 00:36:49.373
Hey.
617
00:36:49.457 --> 00:36:53.002
Hey Bob, I was in the men's room
the other day...
618
00:36:55.546 --> 00:36:56.672
What?
619
00:36:56.756 --> 00:36:58.174
I'm sorry, what?
620
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:02.678
No, seriously, what's this for?
621
00:37:07.600 --> 00:37:08.809
Get the fuck outta here.
622
00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:11.479
He did?
623
00:37:13.564 --> 00:37:14.440
When?
624
00:37:18.486 --> 00:37:20.738
I was supposed to do this podcast,
by the way.
625
00:37:24.784 --> 00:37:28.287
Okay... let me think.
626
00:37:29.288 --> 00:37:30.206
What do I...
627
00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:34.669
Okay, hold on, let me, uh...
628
00:37:37.380 --> 00:37:40.383
Let me see if I can work up
some fake tears here.
629
00:37:48.099 --> 00:37:49.058
Nothing.
630
00:37:50.351 --> 00:37:51.602
Uh...
631
00:37:54.772 --> 00:37:57.900
What do you mean,
just "Why don't I say how I feel?"
632
00:37:59.819 --> 00:38:00.778
Who does that?
633
00:38:03.072 --> 00:38:04.740
Okay, let me...
634
00:38:04.824 --> 00:38:07.201
I guess I could say something like...
635
00:38:09.870 --> 00:38:11.580
You know, every time...
636
00:38:12.164 --> 00:38:15.042
and I mean like every time...
637
00:38:16.377 --> 00:38:18.296
you would run into this guy,
638
00:38:19.463 --> 00:38:22.049
if you weren't laughing...
639
00:38:23.217 --> 00:38:28.889
Just looking, just looking into that face,
you couldn't help but smile.
640
00:38:28.973 --> 00:38:31.017
That's the truth.
641
00:38:33.644 --> 00:38:36.314
This is a tough one.
642
00:38:36.397 --> 00:38:38.441
If there's any good news
to come out of this,
643
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:42.945
when we lose someone
like Bob or others,
644
00:38:44.238 --> 00:38:48.492
we'll always have him
on record somewhere
645
00:38:48.576 --> 00:38:52.371
where we can click on the television
646
00:38:53.247 --> 00:38:57.293
and watch him
and laugh and smile.
647
00:38:57.877 --> 00:39:01.839
And if there's anyone I think
who would really appreciate that,
648
00:39:01.922 --> 00:39:05.259
love that,
I think it would be Bob.
649
00:39:05.343 --> 00:39:07.970
He was a really, really good dude.
650
00:39:09.513 --> 00:39:10.556
'Kay.
651
00:39:10.681 --> 00:39:12.475
[cheers and applause]
652
00:39:13.601 --> 00:39:15.686
[Stamos] All right, here's something
that I put together
653
00:39:15.770 --> 00:39:17.355
that I think you'll enjoy.
654
00:39:21.609 --> 00:39:24.403
♪ Everywhere we look ♪
655
00:39:24.487 --> 00:39:27.114
♪ You'll be there in our hearts ♪
656
00:39:28.991 --> 00:39:31.827
♪ You were everyone's dad ♪
657
00:39:31.911 --> 00:39:36.165
♪ In all our childhoods ♪
658
00:39:36.248 --> 00:39:39.126
♪ All our living rooms ♪
659
00:39:39.210 --> 00:39:40.503
♪ You were there ♪
660
00:39:40.586 --> 00:39:45.007
♪ To make every house fuller ♪
661
00:39:45.758 --> 00:39:48.302
♪ Everywhere we look ♪
662
00:39:48.386 --> 00:39:51.764
♪ You'll be there in our hearts ♪
663
00:39:53.265 --> 00:39:56.310
♪ You were everyone's dad ♪
664
00:39:56.394 --> 00:40:00.398
♪ When we needed family ♪
665
00:40:00.481 --> 00:40:03.776
♪ You're in our memories ♪
666
00:40:03.859 --> 00:40:09.365
♪ You'll make every house fuller forever ♪
667
00:40:09.448 --> 00:40:10.866
This is the itinerary.
668
00:40:10.950 --> 00:40:12.118
It says right here:
669
00:40:12.201 --> 00:40:13.786
"Shower, get dressed, eat breakfast,
go to the bathroom,
670
00:40:13.869 --> 00:40:15.246
leave for Magic Kingdom,
go to the bathroom,
671
00:40:15.329 --> 00:40:16.330
eat some junk, go to the bathroom,
672
00:40:16.414 --> 00:40:18.249
go to the bathroom,
go to the bathroom.
673
00:40:18.332 --> 00:40:20.543
It smells like urine over there.
It's fantastic.
674
00:40:20.626 --> 00:40:24.130
I haven't had a good stool since I was
sitting in between scenes.
675
00:40:24.213 --> 00:40:25.673
I'm going to take my...
676
00:40:26.757 --> 00:40:28.217
I need a bag!
677
00:40:28.300 --> 00:40:32.930
♪ You were there
To make every house fuller ♪
678
00:40:33.722 --> 00:40:37.143
We'll never have another show like this.
When you have so many people.
679
00:40:37.226 --> 00:40:39.228
My agent told me
I'll never have another show.
680
00:40:41.230 --> 00:40:42.815
I'm peeling.
681
00:40:45.818 --> 00:40:48.779
[squealing, shouting]
682
00:40:48.904 --> 00:40:51.073
Never wipe your butt with your shoes!
683
00:40:51.824 --> 00:40:57.413
♪ You were there
To make every house fuller ♪
684
00:40:57.496 --> 00:41:02.960
♪ We lost one of the greats
But Bob Saget we know ♪
685
00:41:03.627 --> 00:41:04.879
Good night.
686
00:41:04.962 --> 00:41:09.341
♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
687
00:41:10.885 --> 00:41:14.722
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
688
00:41:18.392 --> 00:41:20.102
[Stamos] Boy, that's a tough one to watch.
689
00:41:21.312 --> 00:41:23.647
Here's something else
we wanna show you.
690
00:41:23.731 --> 00:41:27.485
Here's some snippets
from the night that we had his memorial
691
00:41:27.568 --> 00:41:29.028
at Jeff Franklin's house.
692
00:41:29.111 --> 00:41:31.989
And so we thank you
for the gift of his life,
693
00:41:32.072 --> 00:41:36.243
we thank you and honor you
and bring you glory,
694
00:41:36.327 --> 00:41:41.540
because you let us know his love
and we got to love him back.
695
00:41:41.624 --> 00:41:45.294
And we thank you
and pray in your holy name, amen.
696
00:41:49.215 --> 00:41:51.342
Dick stories, prayers...
697
00:41:54.470 --> 00:41:56.388
That's what happens
when you grow up with Bob Saget.
698
00:41:56.472 --> 00:41:58.015
You go one way or the other.
699
00:42:01.393 --> 00:42:03.437
We're all here because Bob...
700
00:42:05.481 --> 00:42:06.774
loved us.
701
00:42:06.857 --> 00:42:09.151
He loved everyone here.
702
00:42:09.235 --> 00:42:12.613
That's why we're here,
because he loved you.
703
00:42:16.867 --> 00:42:17.701
And...
704
00:42:19.912 --> 00:42:20.746
man...
705
00:42:21.705 --> 00:42:23.290
I... I'm...
706
00:42:24.208 --> 00:42:27.878
gonna take a long time
in my life to process this,
707
00:42:27.962 --> 00:42:32.341
but you know what?
Every time that I feel sad,
708
00:42:33.592 --> 00:42:36.971
I am so lucky,
and we're all so lucky that
709
00:42:38.264 --> 00:42:43.852
we get to fill that well up
with thousands of laughs
710
00:42:45.062 --> 00:42:47.314
and beautiful stories and love.
711
00:42:48.148 --> 00:42:51.026
And I don't feel like this is an ending.
712
00:42:51.777 --> 00:42:57.241
I feel like this is the beginning
of a celebration of that guy,
713
00:42:58.325 --> 00:43:02.997
who was my brother,
and I love him so much.
714
00:43:03.080 --> 00:43:06.959
And I don't know what I'm gonna do now
without him.
715
00:43:09.378 --> 00:43:11.255
And I think we all feel that way.
716
00:43:14.341 --> 00:43:19.388
But man, this is a lot of love.
717
00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:22.766
And this is really beautiful,
718
00:43:22.850 --> 00:43:25.811
and Bob would've loved this.
719
00:43:26.437 --> 00:43:28.230
So, thank you.
720
00:43:31.984 --> 00:43:33.277
Man, Bob is...
721
00:43:36.572 --> 00:43:40.784
He's probably the single
kindest person I've ever met.
722
00:43:42.328 --> 00:43:43.787
He was very nice to me.
723
00:43:44.413 --> 00:43:48.250
I would forget all kinds of things
that I used to think about all the time,
724
00:43:48.334 --> 00:43:49.918
and he'd
make me forget about them.
725
00:43:50.002 --> 00:43:52.046
Little shit, like being Black.
726
00:44:06.518 --> 00:44:09.104
[chuckling]
727
00:44:10.230 --> 00:44:13.025
And I used to watch him on television,
when I was growing up,
728
00:44:13.108 --> 00:44:14.443
when I was starting
my career.
729
00:44:14.526 --> 00:44:15.778
I would never dream...
730
00:44:17.905 --> 00:44:20.324
I would never dream
of a day like today.
731
00:44:21.784 --> 00:44:23.035
That's why, Bob.
732
00:44:23.118 --> 00:44:25.579
That's why you get
a roomful of people.
733
00:44:25.663 --> 00:44:27.164
Hello, John Mayer.
734
00:44:27.247 --> 00:44:30.459
Remember the time I tried to put 'shrooms
in your cappuccino machine
735
00:44:30.542 --> 00:44:32.211
and Bob was
laughing at me?
736
00:44:34.672 --> 00:44:36.799
Your parties will never be
that good again.
737
00:44:37.966 --> 00:44:40.636
And I would've never done that
if I didn't see Bob Saget and said,
738
00:44:40.719 --> 00:44:43.055
"I'm gonna impress this motherfucker.
I'm gonna do some 'shrooms."
739
00:44:46.684 --> 00:44:51.939
I gotta tell you, I take solace
in being in this room
740
00:44:52.564 --> 00:44:55.859
and seeing who loved him
and seeing how he made you feel.
741
00:44:55.943 --> 00:44:59.905
You don't feel that special, hearing
someone has the same story as you.
742
00:44:59.988 --> 00:45:03.242
You feel like your hunch
about someone was correct.
743
00:45:03.325 --> 00:45:07.287
In this town full of cynics,
I saw a good one.
744
00:45:08.205 --> 00:45:09.623
Tim Allen. Come up.
745
00:45:14.878 --> 00:45:17.339
Oh great, I gotta follow
fucking Chappelle.
746
00:45:17.423 --> 00:45:19.007
This is fucked up.
747
00:45:20.551 --> 00:45:21.385
Jesus.
748
00:45:22.761 --> 00:45:25.305
I thought I was Bob's only friend.
749
00:45:25.389 --> 00:45:26.515
I show up here and I thought...
750
00:45:26.598 --> 00:45:29.810
I drove up here., I said, "Shit,
he told me I was his only friend."
751
00:45:31.061 --> 00:45:34.565
My heart goes out to the family,
everybody involved and I'm just--
752
00:45:34.648 --> 00:45:38.861
I'm overwhelmed, it's been a hard--
it's been a fuckin' weird couple of days.
753
00:45:38.944 --> 00:45:42.114
I was in Orlando the night before,
same club,
754
00:45:42.197 --> 00:45:45.701
and I was in Jacksonville that night
when they called, and it was--
755
00:45:45.784 --> 00:45:47.619
it was messed up, man.
756
00:45:47.703 --> 00:45:50.456
I'll tell you what was really messed up
is the comic in me.
757
00:45:51.123 --> 00:45:52.749
Right away I said...
758
00:45:52.833 --> 00:45:57.921
He died at the Four Seasons,
which is across Orlando from the Hyatt.
759
00:45:58.922 --> 00:46:04.011
I kept asking-- that was terrible, but--
"What room was he in in the Four Seasons?
760
00:46:04.094 --> 00:46:05.554
In the suites up top?
761
00:46:06.805 --> 00:46:09.975
Why was I in the fucking Hyatt
across the street?"
762
00:46:10.058 --> 00:46:11.727
I'm just terrified of this.
763
00:46:11.810 --> 00:46:14.730
The only way
I can handle loss is by jokes.
764
00:46:14.813 --> 00:46:17.483
My old man died suddenly,
and this took the wind out of me.
765
00:46:17.566 --> 00:46:18.901
This really took the wind out of me.
766
00:46:18.984 --> 00:46:22.613
That said, I'm just blessed
to be asked to be doing this.
767
00:46:22.696 --> 00:46:24.114
It was very difficult.
768
00:46:24.198 --> 00:46:25.824
I'm not good at this stuff.
769
00:46:25.908 --> 00:46:29.286
I said, I drove up here going
"This fucker has a lot of friends."
770
00:46:29.369 --> 00:46:31.455
I thought I was special."
771
00:46:31.538 --> 00:46:32.748
You're all special people.
772
00:46:32.831 --> 00:46:34.625
This was a very special individual.
773
00:46:34.708 --> 00:46:37.002
And the wind is out of my sails,
774
00:46:37.085 --> 00:46:41.131
it's just this gap that takes a while
to grasp and sit there and think about.
775
00:46:41.215 --> 00:46:43.175
Bless all of you people
and these prayers you had for him
776
00:46:43.258 --> 00:46:45.552
and these wonderful friends
of his and thank you all for at least
777
00:46:45.636 --> 00:46:46.970
accepting me into this group.
778
00:46:47.054 --> 00:46:48.305
Goodnight, Bob.
779
00:46:51.350 --> 00:46:54.645
One of my favorite comedians,
and a good friend of Bob's,
780
00:46:54.728 --> 00:46:56.313
Paul Rodriguez is here.
781
00:46:56.855 --> 00:46:58.065
Paul, come say hi.
782
00:47:04.196 --> 00:47:05.239
Welcome, buddy.
783
00:47:12.871 --> 00:47:14.873
I don't know if I can get through this.
784
00:47:17.209 --> 00:47:18.293
I met Bob...
785
00:47:19.586 --> 00:47:20.420
[audience member]
We love you.
786
00:47:20.504 --> 00:47:23.173
...many years ago at a gangbang.
787
00:47:31.265 --> 00:47:32.558
It was not just a gangbang.
788
00:47:32.641 --> 00:47:34.518
It was a dungeon too...
789
00:47:35.936 --> 00:47:38.605
He was there
with his first wife Manuel.
790
00:47:39.606 --> 00:47:40.983
[sighs]
791
00:47:45.279 --> 00:47:46.822
[sighs]
792
00:47:47.281 --> 00:47:50.909
Later, we were both fucking
the same waitress here...
793
00:47:55.747 --> 00:47:57.207
and then Mitzi found out about it.
794
00:47:57.291 --> 00:47:59.626
She called him into her office,
wanted to know
795
00:47:59.710 --> 00:48:02.838
what waitress was
spreading diseases around here.
796
00:48:04.965 --> 00:48:10.178
Bob stuck up for me,
he said we only had-- [sobs]
797
00:48:12.264 --> 00:48:13.765
I don't know if I can go on.
798
00:48:15.142 --> 00:48:16.476
Okay, thank you.
799
00:48:17.144 --> 00:48:17.978
He said...
800
00:48:19.062 --> 00:48:21.857
Bob stuck up for me
and he said we only--
801
00:48:21.940 --> 00:48:23.400
we only had gonorrhea.
802
00:48:25.110 --> 00:48:28.155
We didn't have herpes.
That was probably Louie Anderson.
803
00:48:31.074 --> 00:48:32.659
[sobbing]
804
00:48:35.370 --> 00:48:37.497
He would have wanted disrespect
like that.
805
00:48:39.958 --> 00:48:41.335
What can I tell you?
806
00:48:42.169 --> 00:48:43.295
He's missed, you know?
807
00:48:43.378 --> 00:48:46.423
I first found out Bob had died,
I was in Alaska.
808
00:48:46.506 --> 00:48:49.968
And then the next week Louie Anderson.
809
00:48:50.052 --> 00:48:52.012
Naturally, like everyone up here,
you start going,
810
00:48:52.095 --> 00:48:53.889
"Wow, don't they go in threes?"
811
00:48:54.931 --> 00:48:58.518
And then someone said, "Betty White died."
And we said "Ah, thank God, shit."
812
00:49:04.441 --> 00:49:06.109
[sighs]
813
00:49:06.943 --> 00:49:07.778
You know...
814
00:49:09.780 --> 00:49:14.493
It is true. Every time you saw Bob,
he made you feel good, you know?
815
00:49:15.160 --> 00:49:19.831
Every one of us up here swears
that we were his best friend.
816
00:49:20.332 --> 00:49:22.918
I think that's the mark of a-- of a liar.
817
00:49:27.964 --> 00:49:29.174
No!
818
00:49:33.095 --> 00:49:36.098
I'm glad for his children.
819
00:49:36.181 --> 00:49:40.811
I can't imagine the pain you must feel,
but just know that all of us,
820
00:49:40.894 --> 00:49:45.107
we loved your father so much.
He was a great guy.
821
00:49:45.190 --> 00:49:46.650
I just wanna say thank you, good night.
822
00:49:46.733 --> 00:49:47.693
Yeah.
823
00:49:50.153 --> 00:49:51.196
Paul Rodriguez.
824
00:49:52.572 --> 00:49:53.448
[Stamos] Hey, Jeff.
825
00:49:55.742 --> 00:49:58.662
I wanna read my last text from Bob.
It said "I love you so much.
826
00:49:58.745 --> 00:50:01.206
I will say that God gave me
the brother that I wanted,
827
00:50:01.289 --> 00:50:02.499
and I love you for it."
828
00:50:04.376 --> 00:50:08.547
I said, "Well, you have a lot of God-given
brothers, but I'm first, right?"
829
00:50:08.630 --> 00:50:11.425
And he said, "Yes you are,
because Brad Grey died."
830
00:50:11.508 --> 00:50:13.802
Okay, well. He says "I've known him since
I was 22 years old,
831
00:50:13.885 --> 00:50:17.472
but you're number one."
I said something about John Mayer,
832
00:50:17.556 --> 00:50:20.892
and he said--
Mayer's not listening, is he?
833
00:50:20.976 --> 00:50:23.812
He said "Mayer's an amazing friend,
but he's more fair-weather.
834
00:50:23.895 --> 00:50:26.022
You're always there,
so you're number one."
835
00:50:32.904 --> 00:50:36.032
Ladies and gentlemen,
Bob's second-best friend, John Mayer.
836
00:50:43.290 --> 00:50:44.416
Yeah.
837
00:50:44.499 --> 00:50:45.709
Hi everyone, hi .
838
00:50:47.502 --> 00:50:48.962
Um...
839
00:50:49.504 --> 00:50:53.341
I've been lucky enough to have
the opportunity to speak so much
840
00:50:53.425 --> 00:50:55.218
about how I feel about Bob that...
841
00:50:56.386 --> 00:50:57.888
I'm lucky that I've said...
842
00:50:59.306 --> 00:51:03.226
the main, major thoughts
that I've had,
843
00:51:03.310 --> 00:51:06.438
but the thoughts keep coming,
and the observations keep coming,
844
00:51:06.521 --> 00:51:07.522
and the journey keeps going,
845
00:51:07.606 --> 00:51:11.026
and you get better, and you get worse.
And you get better, and you get worse.
846
00:51:11.109 --> 00:51:15.697
I just wanna say that we all know
how much Bob loved us.
847
00:51:16.948 --> 00:51:22.788
But I would like to bring up another
thing that he did without us knowing it,
848
00:51:22.871 --> 00:51:25.665
was that he accepted us.
849
00:51:26.625 --> 00:51:30.378
And acceptance is the boring part of love,
but it's just as important.
850
00:51:30.462 --> 00:51:31.797
When you're accepted.
851
00:51:33.048 --> 00:51:36.384
Weird people don't think
other weird people are weird.
852
00:51:37.260 --> 00:51:40.514
We all know who we were in high school.
We're running from it.
853
00:51:40.597 --> 00:51:43.141
That's the great part of meeting
people for the first time.
854
00:51:43.225 --> 00:51:44.810
They don't know that shit.
855
00:51:46.186 --> 00:51:48.104
You're a clean slate with someone.
856
00:51:48.188 --> 00:51:51.983
And with Bob,
I was a clean slate with him.
857
00:51:52.067 --> 00:51:54.653
And I got to have my own unique
relationship with him.
858
00:51:54.736 --> 00:51:58.406
And I think he had a unique relationship
with me because I wasn't a comic.
859
00:51:58.490 --> 00:52:02.619
And I didn't speak the language
of shirt insults,
860
00:52:02.702 --> 00:52:06.373
or make fun of someone 'cause
they stuttered on one word.
861
00:52:06.456 --> 00:52:09.125
Sometimes you stutter--
a comic will get ya.
862
00:52:10.752 --> 00:52:16.341
Bob liked me because
I was already kind of a poet,
863
00:52:16.424 --> 00:52:18.218
and he could say whatever he wanted
864
00:52:18.301 --> 00:52:20.470
because I wasn't gonna go
"All right, that's weird,"
865
00:52:20.554 --> 00:52:24.808
because all I do is speak in metaphors
no one's heard before.
866
00:52:24.891 --> 00:52:26.184
-It's useless.
-True.
867
00:52:26.268 --> 00:52:28.478
I don't understand
a fucking word he says.
868
00:52:29.354 --> 00:52:32.607
I speak in useless metaphor
that only makes sense to me,
869
00:52:32.691 --> 00:52:35.443
but Bob would do that in ways
that only made sense to him,
870
00:52:35.527 --> 00:52:38.363
and for some reason it was just like
"Yeah, you're with me."
871
00:52:38.989 --> 00:52:43.535
And the unlikeliness of our relationship
spoke to the truth of it
872
00:52:43.618 --> 00:52:47.414
and the realness of it,
because why fucking would you otherwise?
873
00:52:47.497 --> 00:52:48.832
Why would I...
874
00:52:49.624 --> 00:52:54.379
otherwise hang out with Bob Saget
if I didn't love everything about him
875
00:52:54.462 --> 00:52:57.340
on a physical and metaphysical level.
876
00:52:57.424 --> 00:52:58.967
The other night I had a dream.
877
00:52:59.050 --> 00:53:01.803
I woke up crying because I saw Bob.
878
00:53:03.680 --> 00:53:04.764
Aw, man...
879
00:53:06.600 --> 00:53:07.601
It was young Bob.
880
00:53:08.560 --> 00:53:10.353
And we were about to go
into a restaurant.
881
00:53:10.437 --> 00:53:12.188
And I knew and he didn't know.
882
00:53:12.939 --> 00:53:17.068
I looked at him and said.
"You gotta know how much I love you."
883
00:53:17.819 --> 00:53:19.613
He went "Yeah, I know. Fine."
884
00:53:19.696 --> 00:53:23.992
"No, I'm telling you.
You gotta know how much I love you."
885
00:53:24.659 --> 00:53:25.785
"Yeah, I know."
886
00:53:25.869 --> 00:53:28.246
And then I woke up
and of course, cried like a baby.
887
00:53:28.914 --> 00:53:30.415
And then I remembered I had to go
back to sleep
888
00:53:30.498 --> 00:53:32.167
because I had something
very important the next day,
889
00:53:32.250 --> 00:53:33.627
and I said out loud,
890
00:53:34.628 --> 00:53:36.755
"I love you, Bob,
but I gotta go back to sleep."
891
00:53:37.839 --> 00:53:41.051
And I heard him say "Go back
to sleep, go back to sleep.
892
00:53:41.134 --> 00:53:42.886
You have to go back to sleep.
893
00:53:42.969 --> 00:53:44.763
You have to.
You've got stuff tomorrow.
894
00:53:44.846 --> 00:53:46.932
You gotta get back to sleep."
I went "Okay."
895
00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:50.936
And that's no different than
the magic of when he was around.
896
00:53:51.019 --> 00:53:52.354
And I learned that.
897
00:53:52.437 --> 00:53:56.107
It is not a jump to go
from here to there.
898
00:53:56.191 --> 00:54:00.820
Because there's nothing different about
the way we access the people we love,
899
00:54:00.904 --> 00:54:02.614
when they're there,
than when they're here.
900
00:54:02.697 --> 00:54:07.077
And that is the magic of Bob Saget
that keeps carrying on for me.
901
00:54:09.037 --> 00:54:09.996
Beautiful.
902
00:54:11.414 --> 00:54:12.582
That's beautiful.
903
00:54:14.292 --> 00:54:17.545
And I wanna thank both of you
for being such great friends
904
00:54:17.629 --> 00:54:20.006
and such a support system
to Bob.
905
00:54:20.090 --> 00:54:21.383
I wanna thank all of you
for coming tonight
906
00:54:21.466 --> 00:54:23.760
because this is very cathartic
for all of us
907
00:54:23.843 --> 00:54:25.261
and I'm sure a lot of you too.
908
00:54:25.345 --> 00:54:26.304
It was nice to do this.
909
00:54:26.388 --> 00:54:28.890
I would love it if you'd collect yourself
for a second,
910
00:54:28.974 --> 00:54:32.352
because what you said was
very beautiful and I'm a little verklempt.
911
00:54:32.435 --> 00:54:36.356
And then someone else wants to speak, and
maybe you'll do a song that Bob loved.
912
00:54:36.439 --> 00:54:37.607
-Do a song.
-I'll do a song.
913
00:54:37.691 --> 00:54:39.359
-Yeah.
-I'd love to do a song.
914
00:54:39.442 --> 00:54:40.568
That would be great.
915
00:54:40.652 --> 00:54:42.487
Byron, are you back there?
916
00:54:42.570 --> 00:54:46.449
A good friend of Bob Saget's.
Our friend. Byron Allen is here.
917
00:54:49.035 --> 00:54:52.998
Oh my God, we're gonna keep this tight
because we've got another crowd out there.
918
00:54:53.081 --> 00:54:56.543
We have to get ready
for Louie Anderson's memorial.
919
00:54:59.212 --> 00:55:03.258
I met Bob I think in '78.
920
00:55:03.341 --> 00:55:05.135
-What?
-1978.
921
00:55:05.218 --> 00:55:07.303
-You both started as teenagers, right?
-Yeah.
922
00:55:07.387 --> 00:55:13.309
We both started as teenagers
and I met him in 1978, right here.
923
00:55:13.893 --> 00:55:16.271
-About 42 years ago.
-Wow.
924
00:55:16.688 --> 00:55:20.567
And he was so warm,
925
00:55:20.650 --> 00:55:23.987
and so kind and funny
926
00:55:24.571 --> 00:55:27.532
and bizarre at the same time.
927
00:55:27.615 --> 00:55:28.533
Always.
928
00:55:29.034 --> 00:55:32.328
And that "The Dog Licked My Balls"?
929
00:55:33.204 --> 00:55:36.082
and the cat-pussy, whatever that was.
930
00:55:36.166 --> 00:55:37.834
That was the clean stuff.
931
00:55:39.627 --> 00:55:45.341
When you first met him, he said things
to you that had you go to therapy.
932
00:55:46.801 --> 00:55:49.304
You could not un-ring that bell.
933
00:55:49.387 --> 00:55:54.017
As a matter of fact, after I met Bob,
I avoided him for about two years
934
00:55:54.100 --> 00:55:55.101
after I met him.
935
00:55:56.936 --> 00:55:59.981
I said "No, he's not gonna be here long.
He's gonna get arrested.
936
00:56:02.150 --> 00:56:03.693
They're gonna haul him off."
937
00:56:05.403 --> 00:56:10.450
The thing about him is
that I really genuinely loved him.
938
00:56:10.533 --> 00:56:12.035
He was such a good person.
939
00:56:12.118 --> 00:56:15.705
And when you know somebody like that
for three, four decades,
940
00:56:15.789 --> 00:56:18.958
he was just a good guy.
941
00:56:19.042 --> 00:56:22.420
And you know, as comics,
we have an entire spectrum.
942
00:56:23.046 --> 00:56:25.340
It's from A to Z.
943
00:56:25.423 --> 00:56:28.468
He's just such a good, warm person.
944
00:56:28.551 --> 00:56:33.098
And he was one of those guys
where you never thought,
945
00:56:33.765 --> 00:56:39.354
I need to say to him,
"I love you. I appreciate you."
946
00:56:39.437 --> 00:56:42.440
Because you always thought
he would be there.
947
00:56:43.233 --> 00:56:47.695
I could never imagine someone that good,
948
00:56:47.779 --> 00:56:51.324
that special, that warm,
that loving, that funny,
949
00:56:51.866 --> 00:56:53.701
not being there.
950
00:56:54.452 --> 00:56:57.288
When it happened,
it just set me back.
951
00:56:58.123 --> 00:57:00.333
I said, "You know what?
Never again."
952
00:57:00.416 --> 00:57:03.503
I am not making that mistake again.
953
00:57:03.586 --> 00:57:07.173
From now on, I'm gonna let 'em know,
on the spot. Boom.
954
00:57:07.257 --> 00:57:08.550
'Cause that's what happens.
955
00:57:10.635 --> 00:57:14.556
Like I said, I met Bob 42 years ago.
He was a beautiful human being.
956
00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:19.269
I literally came here to give
my condolences to his beautiful family.
957
00:57:20.228 --> 00:57:22.647
He loved you more than anything.
958
00:57:22.730 --> 00:57:27.444
He was better than most at expressing it.
959
00:57:27.527 --> 00:57:31.030
And I just wanna say,
you know, listen,
960
00:57:31.865 --> 00:57:34.200
I really appreciated him.
961
00:57:34.284 --> 00:57:37.454
He was a great man.
962
00:57:37.537 --> 00:57:39.706
Some are good, some are great.
963
00:57:39.789 --> 00:57:40.915
He was great.
964
00:57:40.999 --> 00:57:44.210
And I watched him for 42 years.
965
00:57:44.794 --> 00:57:46.045
Truly great.
966
00:57:46.129 --> 00:57:49.174
Thank you
for the gift of Bob Saget.
967
00:57:49.257 --> 00:57:53.928
Thank you.
Take care of yourselves.
968
00:57:54.012 --> 00:57:57.182
Love one another,
hug one another.
969
00:57:57.724 --> 00:58:02.061
Go that extra second and actually say
"Are you okay?" Thank you.
970
00:58:02.145 --> 00:58:03.354
Thank you.
971
00:58:05.273 --> 00:58:08.151
-[Stamos] Byron, we love you.
Thank you, Byron, that was beautiful.
972
00:58:08.776 --> 00:58:10.153
Thank you, Byron.
973
00:58:11.571 --> 00:58:12.655
[Stamos] Oh, no.
974
00:58:12.739 --> 00:58:14.616
-[Ross] Oh, fuck.
-[Carey] God.
975
00:58:15.116 --> 00:58:16.701
[Ross] Is this necessary?
976
00:58:16.784 --> 00:58:17.911
[Stamos] Do we need it?
977
00:58:22.165 --> 00:58:23.541
Hi, Jon Lovitz here.
978
00:58:23.625 --> 00:58:26.294
As you can see,
I'm in Las Vegas.
979
00:58:27.712 --> 00:58:29.297
I'm sorry I can't be there.
980
00:58:31.174 --> 00:58:34.093
I don't wanna really dwell on
this, but a friend of mine, a comic,
981
00:58:34.177 --> 00:58:38.264
passed away
and I ended up getting his dates.
982
00:58:40.642 --> 00:58:43.019
I didn't take them.
They were offered to me.
983
00:58:43.102 --> 00:58:44.896
I don't want to say who it was.
984
00:58:44.979 --> 00:58:47.774
I told his family,
"I'm sorry, I can't be there."
985
00:58:47.857 --> 00:58:51.611
And they said...
I go, "I have to work."
986
00:58:51.694 --> 00:58:53.029
They said, "That's BS."
987
00:58:53.112 --> 00:58:54.322
And I was like...
988
00:58:56.074 --> 00:58:57.367
they know.
989
00:58:57.992 --> 00:59:01.955
Anyway, Bob was a very good friend
of mine,
990
00:59:02.038 --> 00:59:04.832
and the weekend of his funeral
991
00:59:04.916 --> 00:59:08.795
I was performing stand-up in Florida,
992
00:59:08.878 --> 00:59:10.004
and it crossed my mind
993
00:59:10.088 --> 00:59:12.048
"Maybe I should cancel."
994
00:59:12.131 --> 00:59:15.677
But then, you know, I didn't.
995
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:18.388
I felt so guilty not being
at his funeral,
996
00:59:18.471 --> 00:59:19.722
and then I thought,
997
00:59:19.806 --> 00:59:23.059
"Well, it's not like he's coming to mine."
998
00:59:24.561 --> 00:59:28.523
I used to-- I still kind of do,
make up songs about him
999
00:59:28.606 --> 00:59:31.109
'cause I love him so much.
A great friend.
1000
00:59:31.192 --> 00:59:32.944
So I went to his house
about ten years ago,
1001
00:59:33.027 --> 00:59:35.280
and I said, "Bob, I wrote some songs
about you.
1002
00:59:35.363 --> 00:59:36.781
Do you wanna hear it?"
He said "Okay."
1003
00:59:36.864 --> 00:59:38.449
I go "All right,
here's the first one."
1004
00:59:38.533 --> 00:59:41.786
♪ Oh you wake up in the morning
And you brush your teeth ♪
1005
00:59:41.869 --> 00:59:44.122
♪ Bob Saget takes it up the butt ♪
1006
00:59:45.206 --> 00:59:47.125
He said, "I don't like that."
1007
00:59:47.208 --> 00:59:48.960
And I said, "Why not?"
1008
00:59:49.043 --> 00:59:51.004
So I said, "Fine,
I'll write another song."
1009
00:59:51.087 --> 00:59:53.298
So I wrote another song about him.
A beautiful song.
1010
00:59:53.381 --> 00:59:54.882
This is my tribute to Bob.
1011
00:59:56.342 --> 00:59:59.345
He was a gourmet chef,
always in his kitchen.
1012
00:59:59.429 --> 01:00:03.641
So I wrote a song called
"Bob Saget Likes It in His Kitchen".
1013
01:00:05.852 --> 01:00:09.606
♪ Oh, Mr. Bob Saget
Likes it in his kitchen ♪
1014
01:00:09.689 --> 01:00:12.483
♪ Likes it in his kitchen
Likes it in his kitchen ♪
1015
01:00:12.567 --> 01:00:15.987
♪ Mr. Bob Saget
Likes it in his kitchen ♪
1016
01:00:16.070 --> 01:00:18.948
♪ Kitchen of course
Is code for butt ♪
1017
01:00:19.032 --> 01:00:21.200
Hey, it's Bob's code.
I just cracked it.
1018
01:00:22.243 --> 01:00:24.370
By the way, I'm at the MGM.
1019
01:00:24.454 --> 01:00:26.581
It's not like I'm slumming it
at the Tropicana.
1020
01:00:26.664 --> 01:00:30.168
As you can see, there's the MGM.
That's where I am.
1021
01:00:31.628 --> 01:00:33.504
Anyway, Bob didn't like that song.
1022
01:00:33.588 --> 01:00:36.341
He goes "Jon, you're making me sound
like I'm gay."
1023
01:00:36.424 --> 01:00:40.053
And I said, "Well, who cares, Bob?
What's wrong with being gay?"
1024
01:00:40.136 --> 01:00:41.471
Nothing.
1025
01:00:41.554 --> 01:00:42.764
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
1026
01:00:43.973 --> 01:00:49.187
But it was costing him work.
as a leading man.
1027
01:00:49.687 --> 01:00:52.982
I said, "Bob, fine."
He goes "Write another song."
1028
01:00:53.066 --> 01:00:56.069
So I did,
it's called "Bob Saget Isn't Gay."
1029
01:00:56.986 --> 01:00:59.572
♪ Bob Saget isn't gay ♪
1030
01:00:59.656 --> 01:01:02.492
♪ The sky isn't blue ♪
1031
01:01:02.575 --> 01:01:04.494
He didn't like that.
You know?
1032
01:01:06.788 --> 01:01:10.875
I don't know what Bob was, but I know
"they" were a very good friend
1033
01:01:10.958 --> 01:01:12.043
of a lot of people.
1034
01:01:12.126 --> 01:01:16.589
"They" will be sorely missed.
1035
01:01:17.548 --> 01:01:22.387
And by sorely missed, you know,
like, a lot of people,
1036
01:01:22.929 --> 01:01:24.472
Bob made sore.
1037
01:01:25.181 --> 01:01:26.307
And...
1038
01:01:27.892 --> 01:01:29.811
I would imagine they would miss that.
1039
01:01:29.894 --> 01:01:33.147
By the way, the Scleroderma Foundation,
I just want you to know,
1040
01:01:33.231 --> 01:01:35.983
I am performing here in Vegas,
and in honor of you,
1041
01:01:36.067 --> 01:01:39.862
I've decided ten percent of the money
I make from my shows will go...
1042
01:01:40.405 --> 01:01:41.572
to my agent.
1043
01:01:41.656 --> 01:01:45.952
Yeah, this is the second time I've done
a benefit for you guys for free.
1044
01:01:47.036 --> 01:01:49.455
Yeah, I'm Jewish, I'm not an idiot.
All right.
1045
01:01:49.539 --> 01:01:51.624
So all of you people.
What are you doing?
1046
01:01:51.708 --> 01:01:54.544
It's not like you're performing.
Come on, I know you bought a ticket.
1047
01:01:54.627 --> 01:01:56.170
How about more?
A little bit more.
1048
01:01:56.254 --> 01:01:58.172
Yeah, in honor of Bob.
1049
01:01:58.256 --> 01:02:00.925
Yeah, reach into your pocket.
Don't feel guilty.
1050
01:02:04.387 --> 01:02:05.888
[Stamos, laughing] Jon Lovitz.
1051
01:02:07.014 --> 01:02:08.850
He hated those songs.
1052
01:02:09.600 --> 01:02:12.770
And I always asked Lovitz to sing them
because they were so funny.
1053
01:02:12.854 --> 01:02:13.771
So bad.
1054
01:02:16.691 --> 01:02:17.900
[Ross] John Mayer.
1055
01:02:21.028 --> 01:02:22.572
This is so cool.
1056
01:02:24.115 --> 01:02:24.949
Yeah.
1057
01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:27.452
John Mayer, everybody.
1058
01:02:40.590 --> 01:02:43.092
♪ Oh, I'm not colorblind ♪
1059
01:02:43.176 --> 01:02:46.220
♪ I know the world is black and white ♪
1060
01:02:51.392 --> 01:02:53.936
♪ I try to keep an open mind ♪
1061
01:02:54.520 --> 01:02:57.982
♪ But I just can't sleep on this tonight ♪
1062
01:03:02.111 --> 01:03:04.363
♪ Stop this train ♪
1063
01:03:05.323 --> 01:03:09.786
♪ I want to get off and go home again ♪
1064
01:03:10.328 --> 01:03:15.166
♪ I can't take the speed
It's moving in ♪
1065
01:03:15.666 --> 01:03:17.960
♪ I know I can't ♪
1066
01:03:18.461 --> 01:03:20.463
♪ But honestly ♪
1067
01:03:21.088 --> 01:03:24.967
♪ Won't someone stop this train? ♪
1068
01:03:35.436 --> 01:03:37.855
♪ Don't know how else to say it ♪
1069
01:03:38.439 --> 01:03:41.108
♪ Don't want to see my parents go ♪
1070
01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:52.578
♪ I'm one generation's length away
From fighting life out on my own ♪
1071
01:03:55.915 --> 01:03:59.752
♪ Oh, really, stop this train ♪
1072
01:03:59.836 --> 01:04:04.757
♪ I want to get off and go home again ♪
1073
01:04:04.841 --> 01:04:10.304
♪ I can't take the speed it's moving in ♪
1074
01:04:10.388 --> 01:04:15.351
♪ I know I can't
But honestly ♪
1075
01:04:15.434 --> 01:04:19.605
♪ Won't someone stop this train? ♪
1076
01:04:29.448 --> 01:04:32.159
♪ I'm so scared of getting older ♪
1077
01:04:32.660 --> 01:04:35.621
♪ I was only good at being young ♪
1078
01:04:40.501 --> 01:04:43.087
♪ So I play the numbers game ♪
1079
01:04:43.170 --> 01:04:47.842
♪ To find a way to say
That life has just begun ♪
1080
01:04:51.679 --> 01:04:54.307
♪ Had a talk with my old man ♪
1081
01:04:54.390 --> 01:04:56.976
♪ Said, "Help me understand" ♪
1082
01:04:57.059 --> 01:05:01.772
♪ He said "Turn 68
You'll renegotiate ♪
1083
01:05:01.856 --> 01:05:04.609
♪ Don't stop this train ♪
1084
01:05:04.692 --> 01:05:09.280
♪ Don't for a minute
Change the place you're in ♪
1085
01:05:09.947 --> 01:05:14.911
♪ And don't think
I couldn't ever understand ♪
1086
01:05:14.994 --> 01:05:20.416
♪ I tried my hand
John honestly ♪
1087
01:05:20.499 --> 01:05:24.337
♪ We'll never, never, never
stop this train" ♪
1088
01:05:33.054 --> 01:05:37.934
♪ Oh, now, once in a while,
when it's good ♪
1089
01:05:38.017 --> 01:05:40.436
♪ It'll feel like it should ♪
1090
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:45.900
♪ And they're all still around
And you're still safe and sound ♪
1091
01:05:45.983 --> 01:05:49.737
♪ And you don't miss a thing
'Til you cry ♪
1092
01:05:49.820 --> 01:05:54.075
♪ When you're driving away
In the dark ♪
1093
01:05:54.909 --> 01:05:58.913
♪ You're just singing
Stop this train ♪
1094
01:05:58.996 --> 01:06:03.834
♪ I want to get off
And go home again ♪
1095
01:06:04.418 --> 01:06:09.090
♪ I can't take the speed
This thing is moving in ♪
1096
01:06:09.632 --> 01:06:14.679
♪ I know I can't
'Cause now I see ♪
1097
01:06:14.762 --> 01:06:18.849
♪ We'll never stop this train ♪
1098
01:06:22.770 --> 01:06:25.022
♪ We're never gonna stop this train ♪
1099
01:06:28.484 --> 01:06:31.237
♪ Well I'm sittin'
In the railway station ♪
1100
01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:35.533
♪ Got a ticket for my destination ♪
1101
01:06:39.912 --> 01:06:41.622
Thank you.
We love you, Bob.
1102
01:06:46.210 --> 01:06:49.005
[Ross] Give it up for John Mayer.
1103
01:06:49.088 --> 01:06:50.006
Thank you, brother.
1104
01:06:52.341 --> 01:06:57.179
My older-- my younger, more successful,
more handsome little brother.
1105
01:06:58.472 --> 01:06:59.765
That was awesome.
1106
01:07:02.268 --> 01:07:04.520
Did you introduce--
Darren Criss is here.
1107
01:07:04.603 --> 01:07:06.397
Darren, you're hiding
in the back there.
1108
01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:08.232
How you doin', bud?
1109
01:07:08.315 --> 01:07:11.777
I wanna give a shout-out to Bob's family
that's here too.
1110
01:07:13.195 --> 01:07:17.116
It can't be easy sharing him
with everybody.
1111
01:07:20.202 --> 01:07:21.704
Two of my best friends.
1112
01:07:21.787 --> 01:07:24.081
Aubrey Saget, Lara Saget.
1113
01:07:25.916 --> 01:07:26.959
Make way.
1114
01:07:28.836 --> 01:07:33.340
It's a rock n' roll punk-rock
shiva at The Comedy Store.
1115
01:07:33.424 --> 01:07:35.092
Aubrey, be careful here.
1116
01:07:36.635 --> 01:07:38.220
Your mom's here too.
1117
01:07:38.929 --> 01:07:40.014
This is so cool.
1118
01:07:42.099 --> 01:07:43.309
What's up, ladies?
1119
01:07:43.392 --> 01:07:46.979
You look like rock stars, you might
as well sing like one tonight.
1120
01:07:47.063 --> 01:07:49.231
Here, grab a mic, grab a mic.
1121
01:07:51.358 --> 01:07:53.360
[Stamos] Jackson Browne
is gonna do another song.
1122
01:07:53.444 --> 01:07:55.488
I actually asked him backstage
to do this.
1123
01:07:55.571 --> 01:07:56.906
It's one of my favorite songs.
1124
01:07:56.989 --> 01:07:57.907
I didn't know he wrote this song.
1125
01:07:57.990 --> 01:08:01.035
It was made popular by Nico, right?
"These Days"?
1126
01:08:01.118 --> 01:08:03.662
-[Ross] I can't believe I get to say--
-Wow.
1127
01:08:03.746 --> 01:08:05.956
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome back to the stage,
1128
01:08:06.040 --> 01:08:07.041
Jackson Browne.
1129
01:08:07.124 --> 01:08:08.667
-Jackson Browne.
-Yeah. All right.
1130
01:08:29.480 --> 01:08:31.398
This is such an incredible night.
1131
01:08:31.482 --> 01:08:33.359
If you could just
turn the monitors down a little bit.
1132
01:08:33.442 --> 01:08:34.401
They're feeding back.
1133
01:08:36.445 --> 01:08:39.281
Technical note: If you could just
turn the monitors down a little bit.
1134
01:08:39.365 --> 01:08:40.491
They're feeding back.
1135
01:08:41.659 --> 01:08:42.660
Thank you.
1136
01:08:45.746 --> 01:08:49.125
That is actually supposed to be coming out
of your rig.
1137
01:08:49.208 --> 01:08:50.417
Oh, it is?
1138
01:08:55.422 --> 01:08:56.590
Yeah, it fuses in.
1139
01:08:58.843 --> 01:09:01.762
-[electric guitar chords playing]
-Yeah, there it is.
1140
01:09:04.056 --> 01:09:08.853
In my mind,
we were gonna get to play together.
1141
01:09:08.936 --> 01:09:10.062
You're playing electric, right?
1142
01:09:10.771 --> 01:09:11.814
You wanna play on this?
1143
01:09:14.733 --> 01:09:16.819
It just, you know.
1144
01:09:16.902 --> 01:09:19.113
It's in 'C'.
1145
01:09:21.907 --> 01:09:24.660
At the memorial,
at Jeff Franklin's,
1146
01:09:24.743 --> 01:09:27.538
a week ago
or maybe a little bit longer.
1147
01:09:27.621 --> 01:09:31.584
Something you said, John,
really stayed with me, you know.
1148
01:09:31.667 --> 01:09:35.629
And it had something to do
with the relationship between...
1149
01:09:37.173 --> 01:09:39.967
or the similarity
between comedy and blues
1150
01:09:40.050 --> 01:09:41.969
in its relation to the truth.
1151
01:09:43.971 --> 01:09:45.306
And it's really stayed with me.
1152
01:09:45.389 --> 01:09:47.850
I've been thinking about it
since you said it.
1153
01:09:48.017 --> 01:09:50.144
[strumming guitar chords]
1154
01:09:52.271 --> 01:09:56.066
For some reason, Bob really liked,
he liked a sad song.
1155
01:09:59.069 --> 01:10:01.238
And there's something
about what comedy does,
1156
01:10:01.322 --> 01:10:04.366
when it dispels your deepest sorrows
1157
01:10:04.450 --> 01:10:08.454
and deepest... fear, really.
1158
01:10:10.080 --> 01:10:12.499
Whether it's the fear
of being alone, or...
1159
01:10:13.792 --> 01:10:16.378
This is a song I wrote
when I was about 16.
1160
01:10:17.588 --> 01:10:20.257
Shit was flowing more than it is now.
1161
01:10:36.065 --> 01:10:38.943
♪ Well, I've been out walking ♪
1162
01:10:41.695 --> 01:10:46.033
♪ I don't do that much
Talking these days ♪
1163
01:10:47.326 --> 01:10:49.286
♪ These days ♪
1164
01:10:53.415 --> 01:11:00.005
♪ These days I seem to think a lot
About the things that I forgot to do ♪
1165
01:11:04.927 --> 01:11:09.139
♪ And all the times
I had the chance to ♪
1166
01:11:22.278 --> 01:11:25.364
♪ And I've stopped my rambling ♪
1167
01:11:27.741 --> 01:11:32.496
♪ I don't do that much gambling
These days ♪
1168
01:11:33.539 --> 01:11:36.083
♪ These days ♪
1169
01:11:39.712 --> 01:11:42.548
♪ These days I seem to think about ♪
1170
01:11:42.631 --> 01:11:47.052
♪ How all these changes
Came about my ways ♪
1171
01:11:50.723 --> 01:11:57.688
♪ And I wonder if I'll see
Another highway ♪
1172
01:12:40.022 --> 01:12:43.525
♪ 'Cause I had a lover ♪
1173
01:12:45.611 --> 01:12:50.074
♪ I don't think I'll risk another
These days ♪
1174
01:12:51.325 --> 01:12:53.452
♪ These days ♪
1175
01:12:57.373 --> 01:13:00.084
♪ And if I seem to be afraid ♪
1176
01:13:00.167 --> 01:13:04.463
♪ To live the life
That I have made in song ♪
1177
01:13:09.968 --> 01:13:14.932
♪ Well, it's just that I've been losing ♪
1178
01:13:15.015 --> 01:13:17.101
♪ For so long ♪
1179
01:13:58.642 --> 01:14:03.564
♪ Well, I keep on moving
Movin' on ♪
1180
01:14:04.064 --> 01:14:09.319
♪ Things are bound to be improving
These days ♪
1181
01:14:09.403 --> 01:14:13.115
♪ One of these days ♪
1182
01:14:16.160 --> 01:14:19.371
♪ These days I sit on cornerstones ♪
1183
01:14:19.455 --> 01:14:23.000
♪ And count the time
In quarter tones to ten ♪
1184
01:14:29.089 --> 01:14:33.302
♪ Don't confront me with my failures ♪
1185
01:14:35.220 --> 01:14:39.183
♪ I had not forgotten them ♪
1186
01:15:32.694 --> 01:15:36.156
[cheering and applause]
1187
01:15:38.992 --> 01:15:39.868
Oh, man.
1188
01:15:41.828 --> 01:15:42.788
Thank you, John.
1189
01:15:42.871 --> 01:15:44.164
[Ross] Nice try, guys.
1190
01:15:45.749 --> 01:15:48.377
[Ross] Jackson Browne, John Mayer.
1191
01:15:48.502 --> 01:15:50.837
[cheering and applause continue]
1192
01:15:52.422 --> 01:15:54.883
-Thanks, John.
-[Ross] Thank you, Jackson.
1193
01:15:57.010 --> 01:15:57.844
Thank you, Stamos.
1194
01:15:57.928 --> 01:16:00.639
We've talked about "The Dog is Licking
My Balls" a lot tonight, right?
1195
01:16:01.557 --> 01:16:03.016
We were gonna play it,
1196
01:16:03.100 --> 01:16:05.727
but I saw this video
of Bob singing it today,
1197
01:16:05.811 --> 01:16:06.853
so I put it together,
1198
01:16:06.937 --> 01:16:09.189
and the lyrics are on there,
so you all have to sing along.
1199
01:16:09.273 --> 01:16:10.232
[Mayer] Oh, wow.
1200
01:16:10.732 --> 01:16:11.567
Right?
1201
01:16:11.650 --> 01:16:14.528
[Ross] We'll be able to see the video
and you guys, or no?
1202
01:16:14.611 --> 01:16:16.154
Well...
It doesn't matter about us.
1203
01:16:16.238 --> 01:16:18.365
Do you have the video screen down?
1204
01:16:18.448 --> 01:16:19.533
Oh shit, mics.
1205
01:16:20.284 --> 01:16:24.371
[Carey] ♪ Has anyone here
seen my old friend Bob ♪
1206
01:16:24.454 --> 01:16:25.539
[Stamos] Wait a minute.
1207
01:16:28.792 --> 01:16:30.752
-Jim Carey, ladies and gentlemen.
-[Ross] Yeah!
1208
01:16:30.877 --> 01:16:35.757
[Mayer playing fast guitar]
1209
01:16:54.234 --> 01:16:55.193
[Stamos] Here it is.
1210
01:16:56.236 --> 01:16:59.406
-[Saget] ♪ He was my friend ♪
-[woman] Is it starting now?
1211
01:17:00.365 --> 01:17:02.743
♪ I was never alone ♪
1212
01:17:06.580 --> 01:17:07.998
♪ He dug a hole ♪
1213
01:17:08.790 --> 01:17:10.459
And he buried...
1214
01:17:10.542 --> 01:17:13.879
♪ And he buried his bone ♪
1215
01:17:15.422 --> 01:17:18.800
♪ But there was one night ♪
1216
01:17:20.844 --> 01:17:23.555
♪ That I still can't recall ♪
1217
01:17:24.264 --> 01:17:25.140
Can you see it?
1218
01:17:25.807 --> 01:17:28.727
♪ When I got really drunk ♪
1219
01:17:29.436 --> 01:17:30.437
[Ross] Everybody!
1220
01:17:30.520 --> 01:17:32.981
♪ And my dog licked my balls ♪
1221
01:17:33.065 --> 01:17:35.776
[Ross] Jackson, come here.
Turn the house lights on.
1222
01:17:35.859 --> 01:17:38.403
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1223
01:17:40.864 --> 01:17:43.116
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1224
01:17:43.200 --> 01:17:45.035
♪ Licked them clean ♪
1225
01:17:45.619 --> 01:17:48.622
♪ He was just one foot tall ♪
1226
01:17:50.290 --> 01:17:53.335
♪ But that dog licked my balls ♪
1227
01:17:53.418 --> 01:17:55.087
-[Ross] Just the Jews.
-[Stamos] It's still going.
1228
01:17:56.213 --> 01:17:58.215
♪ I fell to the floor ♪
1229
01:17:59.966 --> 01:18:02.886
♪ All that booze made me faint ♪
1230
01:18:05.180 --> 01:18:07.808
♪ He was scared I was hurt ♪
1231
01:18:09.810 --> 01:18:12.813
♪ Stuck his nose in my taint ♪
1232
01:18:12.896 --> 01:18:15.065
[Carey] One thing that rhymed with taint.
1233
01:18:15.148 --> 01:18:18.360
[Saget] ♪ I woke with a start ♪
1234
01:18:19.528 --> 01:18:22.823
♪ I couldn't pretend ♪
1235
01:18:24.658 --> 01:18:27.452
♪ 'Cause I just hooked up ♪
1236
01:18:29.204 --> 01:18:31.873
♪ With my very best friend ♪
1237
01:18:31.957 --> 01:18:32.916
[Ross] Everybody!
1238
01:18:34.042 --> 01:18:37.045
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1239
01:18:38.004 --> 01:18:39.214
You're not gonna forget this.
1240
01:18:39.297 --> 01:18:42.008
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1241
01:18:42.092 --> 01:18:42.968
I'm really sorry.
1242
01:18:43.677 --> 01:18:46.680
♪ I picked him up at the mall ♪
1243
01:18:47.305 --> 01:18:51.977
♪ Who knew one day
That he'd lick my balls. ♪
1244
01:18:52.060 --> 01:18:53.562
♪ All it took was a little Jif ♪
1245
01:18:53.645 --> 01:18:56.565
♪ And one day he died ♪
1246
01:18:59.359 --> 01:19:02.821
♪ And I sat there and cried ♪
1247
01:19:03.947 --> 01:19:06.658
♪ All alone in my house I sat ♪
1248
01:19:07.200 --> 01:19:08.618
You know what I did?
1249
01:19:08.702 --> 01:19:13.248
-♪ And I went out and bought me a cat ♪
-You know what happened?
1250
01:19:13.331 --> 01:19:16.626
♪ And that cat licked my balls ♪
1251
01:19:18.170 --> 01:19:21.631
♪ That pussy licked my balls ♪
1252
01:19:22.340 --> 01:19:25.886
♪ He choked on a hairball
'Cause he took it all ♪
1253
01:19:26.678 --> 01:19:30.724
♪ Man it really made me
Miss my dog... ♪
1254
01:19:31.516 --> 01:19:34.770
♪ Because my dog licked my balls ♪
1255
01:19:34.853 --> 01:19:36.271
Come on, just the women.
1256
01:19:36.938 --> 01:19:39.691
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1257
01:19:39.775 --> 01:19:41.943
Just the animal rights activists.
1258
01:19:42.027 --> 01:19:44.112
♪ My dog licked my balls ♪
1259
01:19:44.196 --> 01:19:46.031
Just the taxidermists.
1260
01:19:46.114 --> 01:19:52.954
♪ I miss him so much
'Cause my dog licked my balls ♪
1261
01:19:53.038 --> 01:19:55.373
Take it home, Bob.
Take it home.
1262
01:19:55.457 --> 01:19:57.626
-[cheering and applause]
-[Stamos] Jim Carey! John Mayer!
1263
01:19:57.709 --> 01:19:58.752
Jeff Ross!
1264
01:20:05.967 --> 01:20:09.429
[Ross] L'chaim. Long live Bob Saget.
1265
01:20:10.013 --> 01:20:12.557
♪ He don't fuck around
He gets down ♪
1266
01:20:12.641 --> 01:20:16.019
♪ Because the dog licked my balls ♪
1267
01:20:16.102 --> 01:20:18.230
♪ Down on me, down on me ♪
1268
01:20:27.239 --> 01:20:28.573
[Stamos] Bob Saget.
1269
01:20:29.282 --> 01:20:32.911
-We love you, Bob.
-[cheering and applause]
1270
01:20:36.832 --> 01:20:41.044
♪♪
1271
01:20:45.674 --> 01:20:47.926
♪ No, I'm not colorblind ♪
1272
01:20:48.426 --> 01:20:51.805
♪ I know the world is black and white ♪
1273
01:20:56.309 --> 01:20:58.562
♪ I try to keep an open mind ♪
1274
01:20:59.229 --> 01:21:02.649
♪ But I just can't sleep on this tonight ♪
1275
01:21:07.153 --> 01:21:09.781
♪ Stop this train ♪
1276
01:21:09.865 --> 01:21:14.703
♪ I want to get off and go home again ♪
1277
01:21:15.370 --> 01:21:20.417
♪ I can't take the speed it's moving in ♪
1278
01:21:20.500 --> 01:21:22.919
♪ I know I can't ♪
1279
01:21:23.628 --> 01:21:26.047
♪ But honestly ♪
1280
01:21:26.131 --> 01:21:29.593
♪ Won't someone stop this train? ♪
1281
01:21:40.604 --> 01:21:42.856
♪ Don't know how else to say it ♪
1282
01:21:42.939 --> 01:21:46.318
♪ Don't want to see my parents go ♪
1283
01:21:51.323 --> 01:21:54.284
♪ I'm one generation's length away ♪
1284
01:21:54.367 --> 01:21:57.829
♪ From fighting life out on my own ♪
1285
01:22:01.666 --> 01:22:03.835
♪ Stop this train ♪
1286
01:22:04.461 --> 01:22:09.007
♪ I want to get off and go home again ♪
1287
01:22:09.716 --> 01:22:15.055
♪ I can't take the speed it's moving in ♪
1288
01:22:15.138 --> 01:22:17.265
♪ I know I can't ♪
1289
01:22:17.933 --> 01:22:24.230
♪ But honestly
Won't someone stop this train? ♪
1290
01:22:34.449 --> 01:22:40.789
♪ I'm so scared of getting older
I was only good at being young ♪
1291
01:22:45.418 --> 01:22:47.587
♪ So I play the numbers game ♪
1292
01:22:47.671 --> 01:22:52.676
♪ To find a way to say
That life has just begun ♪
1293
01:22:56.763 --> 01:22:59.391
♪ Had a talk with my old man ♪
1294
01:22:59.474 --> 01:23:02.143
♪ Said "Help me understand" ♪
1295
01:23:02.227 --> 01:23:06.773
♪ He said "Turn 68
You'll renegotiate" ♪
1296
01:23:06.856 --> 01:23:09.651
♪ "Don't stop this train
1297
01:23:09.734 --> 01:23:14.406
♪ Don't for a minute
Change the place you're in ♪
1298
01:23:15.281 --> 01:23:20.120
♪ And don't think
I couldn't ever understand ♪
1299
01:23:20.203 --> 01:23:22.664
♪ I tried my hand ♪
1300
01:23:22.747 --> 01:23:29.045
♪ John, honestly
We'll never, never stop this train" ♪