WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:04.147 --> 00:01:09.069 Fuck. Man, this is never gonna work. 4 00:01:09.111 --> 00:01:13.156 I don't see a baby. I see, like, an orange-ish blob. 5 00:01:14.700 --> 00:01:18.704 I mean... I don't know, is it supposed to...? 6 00:01:19.621 --> 00:01:21.081 Penka? 7 00:01:29.715 --> 00:01:31.258 Silvio? 8 00:01:31.300 --> 00:01:33.552 SILVIO: Oh, I forgot your milk, Penka. 9 00:01:33.594 --> 00:01:36.013 Silvio! No, it's not... Come here now. 10 00:01:36.054 --> 00:01:39.141 -What's up? -Um... 11 00:01:39.183 --> 00:01:41.435 -What's up? -I think she... Oh. 12 00:01:42.436 --> 00:01:45.564 What? Penka? 13 00:01:52.154 --> 00:01:53.155 Penka. 14 00:01:53.197 --> 00:01:54.531 -(WOMAN GASPS) -Oh. 15 00:02:02.581 --> 00:02:06.043 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 16 00:02:07.753 --> 00:02:11.256 Le garçon. Et tu fais. Et tu fais. 17 00:02:11.298 --> 00:02:12.883 (BABY COOS) 18 00:02:14.551 --> 00:02:17.221 Sure. You have multi-instrumentalist vibes. 19 00:02:17.262 --> 00:02:18.847 -That's why I ask. -Oh, OK. 20 00:02:18.889 --> 00:02:26.605 My labor was 54 hours and 45 minutes. 21 00:02:26.647 --> 00:02:28.315 Think about the symmetry of that. 22 00:02:28.357 --> 00:02:29.274 Yeah. Whew. 23 00:02:29.316 --> 00:02:33.070 I mean, after hour 12, just gimme the epidural. 24 00:02:33.111 --> 00:02:36.490 I mean, it's just, like... I just wanna be numb, you know? 25 00:02:36.532 --> 00:02:39.201 To be honest, I've been chipping with the oxies already. 26 00:02:39.243 --> 00:02:41.495 It's my lower back. It's been killing me. 27 00:02:41.537 --> 00:02:43.372 An oxy here and there's not gonna hurt the baby. 28 00:02:43.413 --> 00:02:45.123 OK, she's... she's... 29 00:02:45.165 --> 00:02:46.959 -She's kidding. -Oh. (LAUGHS) 30 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:49.127 -She's kidding. -No, I'm not. 31 00:02:49.169 --> 00:02:50.754 (CHUCKLES) 32 00:02:50.796 --> 00:02:54.091 So have you found a replacement? 33 00:02:54.132 --> 00:02:55.050 WOMAN: A replacement? 34 00:02:55.092 --> 00:02:57.553 -For poor sweet Penka. -WOMAN: Oh. 35 00:02:57.594 --> 00:02:59.930 Um, well, we did just kind of talk about 36 00:02:59.972 --> 00:03:01.306 doing a hospital birth. 37 00:03:01.348 --> 00:03:03.433 -Did we, though? -What? 38 00:03:03.475 --> 00:03:05.519 First of all, slow your roll. 39 00:03:05.561 --> 00:03:08.272 I mean, it's like, we're pretty far along as it is, 40 00:03:08.313 --> 00:03:10.315 and Penka was kinda the only person 41 00:03:10.357 --> 00:03:11.692 that I would want to do... 42 00:03:11.733 --> 00:03:13.944 Well, but Penka... Penka was special. 43 00:03:13.986 --> 00:03:15.696 So special. So special. 44 00:03:15.737 --> 00:03:19.700 Right, but... It doesn't mean there aren't more... 45 00:03:19.741 --> 00:03:22.452 -other special... -I think that we're just... 46 00:03:22.494 --> 00:03:24.705 -We're still figuring it out. -Yeah. 47 00:03:24.746 --> 00:03:28.333 Sounds like you two are still figuring it out. 48 00:03:40.846 --> 00:03:43.056 -Hi. -Hi. 49 00:03:45.309 --> 00:03:47.644 Do you know what that is? 50 00:03:49.188 --> 00:03:50.689 Cabbage. 51 00:03:51.899 --> 00:03:53.317 And this one? 52 00:03:54.651 --> 00:03:57.654 -Cabbage again. -Right. 53 00:03:58.822 --> 00:04:00.949 -A lot of cabbage. -Hm-hmm. 54 00:04:05.454 --> 00:04:07.497 Boys, can I have your attention, please? 55 00:04:08.999 --> 00:04:11.585 MAN: Boys? Hi. 56 00:04:15.297 --> 00:04:18.007 Do you know why everyone's here today? 57 00:04:19.343 --> 00:04:20.928 My mommy died. 58 00:04:22.513 --> 00:04:24.389 Do you remember Penka? 59 00:04:24.431 --> 00:04:26.433 She was there when you were born. 60 00:04:26.475 --> 00:04:29.478 Her hands were the first human hands to ever touch you. 61 00:04:31.647 --> 00:04:35.651 Do you know where you were before you came to this world? 62 00:04:35.692 --> 00:04:39.363 Do you know where you go when you leave? 63 00:04:39.404 --> 00:04:45.202 You walk, just like Penka, back over the Rainbow Bridge. 64 00:04:45.244 --> 00:04:49.164 But everyone you leave behind will stay here 65 00:04:49.206 --> 00:04:51.166 and be very, very sad. 66 00:04:51.208 --> 00:04:54.086 Your mommy, your daddy, 67 00:04:54.127 --> 00:04:57.589 everyone you ever loved will be very sad that you're gone. 68 00:04:57.631 --> 00:05:00.968 And you, Thor, and you, Erik, 69 00:05:01.009 --> 00:05:03.428 you won't be Thor and you won't be Erik anymore. 70 00:05:03.470 --> 00:05:07.099 -Who will we be? -You'll be nothing. 71 00:05:07.140 --> 00:05:08.892 Then your bodies will burn into dust 72 00:05:08.934 --> 00:05:12.479 and... everything you thought you were will be no more. 73 00:05:16.483 --> 00:05:17.776 MAN: Hmm. 74 00:05:21.613 --> 00:05:23.282 (MAN CHUCKLES) 75 00:05:27.035 --> 00:05:28.579 What did we call it when we were kids 76 00:05:28.620 --> 00:05:30.747 or what did they call it in comic books? 77 00:05:32.749 --> 00:05:34.042 X-ray vision, right? 78 00:05:34.084 --> 00:05:39.590 You could see through people's pants and shirts, right? 79 00:05:41.550 --> 00:05:43.177 Superpower. 80 00:05:45.387 --> 00:05:47.723 It's what Penka had. 81 00:05:47.764 --> 00:05:50.893 Those of you who knew her know what I'm talking about. 82 00:05:50.934 --> 00:05:53.187 Now, by saying that she could see into this mystery, 83 00:05:53.228 --> 00:05:56.732 am I saying that she had all the answers? No. 84 00:05:56.773 --> 00:06:00.944 Did she have the ability to change the outcome? No. 85 00:06:00.986 --> 00:06:03.530 No, she didn't. 86 00:06:03.572 --> 00:06:05.574 Because in the end, 87 00:06:05.616 --> 00:06:08.911 we are all, and can only be, servants to the will of God 88 00:06:08.952 --> 00:06:11.205 and not even Penka knew that. 89 00:06:12.873 --> 00:06:14.374 Isn't that... 90 00:06:15.542 --> 00:06:18.170 Isn't that beautiful? 91 00:06:18.212 --> 00:06:25.427 That fine line between... and she, you know? 92 00:06:25.469 --> 00:06:31.767 We can use reason so much to get to the bottom of things, right? 93 00:06:31.808 --> 00:06:33.602 We wanna be able to figure it out. 94 00:06:33.644 --> 00:06:36.396 I wanna get to the bottom. Where's it going? Oh. 95 00:06:38.023 --> 00:06:40.984 Where'd it go? 96 00:06:41.026 --> 00:06:44.571 It's a hundred miles back that way. It's fucking gone. 97 00:06:44.613 --> 00:06:46.240 It's fucking gone. 98 00:06:53.413 --> 00:06:55.207 You cut down a tree to see what's inside. 99 00:06:55.249 --> 00:06:56.834 What do you wind up with? 100 00:06:59.753 --> 00:07:01.421 A dead tree, right? 101 00:07:03.006 --> 00:07:05.968 So the tree is a tree. 102 00:07:06.009 --> 00:07:09.805 Penka is Penka. 103 00:07:09.847 --> 00:07:12.683 Let us rejoice in her now in God's name. 104 00:07:13.851 --> 00:07:15.269 Amen. 105 00:07:21.316 --> 00:07:22.860 Sascha? 106 00:07:52.222 --> 00:07:53.724 (WHISPERS) Who's that? 107 00:07:55.559 --> 00:07:57.394 (WHISPERS) That's Penka's son. 108 00:09:11.301 --> 00:09:12.553 How's school? 109 00:09:12.594 --> 00:09:15.848 -BOY: G-O-O-D. -Really? 110 00:09:15.889 --> 00:09:17.099 That's not what your mom said. 111 00:09:17.140 --> 00:09:19.935 Whatever she tells you, I did not get sent home from school. 112 00:09:19.977 --> 00:09:22.729 Yes, you did! You got sent home from school. 113 00:09:22.771 --> 00:09:25.190 -Hi, Silvio. -Hi. 114 00:09:25.232 --> 00:09:26.859 WOMAN: Yes, he did get sent home from school 115 00:09:26.900 --> 00:09:28.819 for leaving the classroom without permission. 116 00:09:28.861 --> 00:09:30.112 Hmm. Will? 117 00:09:30.153 --> 00:09:34.116 -Where are you going? -I'm getting ice cream. Chill! 118 00:09:34.157 --> 00:09:37.911 Ice cream, really? I mean... 119 00:09:37.953 --> 00:09:40.998 -Whatever. -How's it going over there? 120 00:09:42.499 --> 00:09:44.877 Will, can you go out back for a second? 121 00:09:44.918 --> 00:09:47.921 -Why? -I need to talk to Daddy alone. 122 00:09:47.963 --> 00:09:49.756 Yeah. It's just... I'd be more comfortable 123 00:09:49.798 --> 00:09:51.216 if you didn't do that. 124 00:09:51.258 --> 00:09:52.301 WOMAN: Do what? 125 00:09:52.342 --> 00:09:54.344 Just the whole, "I need to talk to Daddy." 126 00:09:54.386 --> 00:09:56.889 Just, "I need to speak to your father," 127 00:09:56.930 --> 00:09:58.974 or, "I need to talk to your dad." 128 00:09:59.016 --> 00:10:00.142 Just... it's better that way 129 00:10:00.184 --> 00:10:02.561 because otherwise, it seems like we're still together. 130 00:10:02.603 --> 00:10:06.064 -OK. -Well, don't be mad. 131 00:10:06.106 --> 00:10:08.275 No, it's fine. We're definitely not together. 132 00:10:08.317 --> 00:10:10.110 So don't... you don't have to do the thing... 133 00:10:10.152 --> 00:10:12.279 So, did you, um, get a chance 134 00:10:12.321 --> 00:10:15.032 to think about what we talked about? 135 00:10:15.073 --> 00:10:17.534 -Yeah and, um... -What did you decide? 136 00:10:17.576 --> 00:10:19.203 Because I've been thinking about it 137 00:10:19.244 --> 00:10:21.538 and he really needs his father right now. 138 00:10:21.580 --> 00:10:23.123 Totally. There's just a lot of things 139 00:10:23.165 --> 00:10:24.208 on this side of it, Natasha. 140 00:10:24.249 --> 00:10:26.418 Like, we have to get a bigger house 141 00:10:26.460 --> 00:10:28.086 and the baby's coming soon. 142 00:10:28.128 --> 00:10:30.631 -I know. Exciting. -Hm-hmm. 143 00:10:31.381 --> 00:10:33.342 The only thing... 144 00:10:33.383 --> 00:10:35.802 I have this yoga retreat in Tulum 145 00:10:35.844 --> 00:10:38.847 coming up right around winter break. 146 00:10:38.889 --> 00:10:41.183 OK. So, like, in three months. 147 00:10:41.225 --> 00:10:42.893 Well, right, but I need to book 148 00:10:42.935 --> 00:10:45.270 the plane ticket and the hotel now. 149 00:10:45.312 --> 00:10:47.564 Oh, I see. 150 00:10:47.606 --> 00:10:50.234 So, can you take him? 151 00:10:52.486 --> 00:10:55.697 Yeah. I mean, what I was gonna say 152 00:10:55.739 --> 00:10:58.617 was we talked about it and yes, 153 00:10:58.659 --> 00:11:00.369 we can take him. 154 00:11:00.410 --> 00:11:03.330 -And be happy to. -Really? That's great. 155 00:11:03.372 --> 00:11:06.208 -What are you doing? -I mean, I think you're right. 156 00:11:06.250 --> 00:11:08.544 -He needs his dad. -I'll start packing his stuff. 157 00:11:08.585 --> 00:11:12.381 -Bye, Will. -Daddy says, "Bye, Will." 158 00:11:12.422 --> 00:11:13.674 Yeah, seriously. Goodbye. 159 00:11:13.715 --> 00:11:15.509 -Bye. -Goodbye. 160 00:11:17.094 --> 00:11:18.387 Holy shit! 161 00:11:18.428 --> 00:11:20.305 -Hi. -Oh, sorry. 162 00:11:20.347 --> 00:11:21.473 I'm Sascha. 163 00:11:21.515 --> 00:11:24.059 People don't usually come that way. 164 00:11:24.101 --> 00:11:26.019 Just... around the front. 165 00:11:26.061 --> 00:11:28.188 OK, Lev. Bounce pass. Here he goes. 166 00:11:28.230 --> 00:11:30.315 -OK. -Layup. 167 00:11:30.357 --> 00:11:32.609 He's coming in hot. He's coming in hot. 168 00:11:32.651 --> 00:11:34.903 -Yeah! -Yes! 169 00:11:34.945 --> 00:11:36.822 Yes, all right. No, Lev. That's good. 170 00:11:36.864 --> 00:11:38.907 If you blow the layup, don't grab the board. 171 00:11:38.949 --> 00:11:40.784 You just circle back, you try it again. 172 00:11:40.826 --> 00:11:42.536 -OK. -You crush. 173 00:11:42.578 --> 00:11:45.205 Madonna, you ready? Bounce pass. 174 00:11:45.247 --> 00:11:47.583 Here she goes, here she goes, here she goes. 175 00:11:47.624 --> 00:11:48.876 She's up. 176 00:11:48.917 --> 00:11:52.963 -(CHEERING) -Sick! 177 00:11:53.005 --> 00:11:56.049 WOMAN: Guys, this is so sweet. 178 00:11:56.091 --> 00:11:59.428 But, I mean, I'm really not gonna be gone for that long. 179 00:11:59.469 --> 00:12:01.346 Like, maybe six months tops. 180 00:12:01.388 --> 00:12:03.891 So I don't really see the reason for all this cake and shit. 181 00:12:03.932 --> 00:12:06.560 Although, I do really appreciate it. 182 00:12:06.602 --> 00:12:08.312 Um, I don't know, 183 00:12:08.353 --> 00:12:11.231 maybe some of you guys won't be here by the time I get back. 184 00:12:11.273 --> 00:12:13.150 I mean, you guys aren't looking too good. 185 00:12:14.318 --> 00:12:16.778 It's real. Let it sink in. 186 00:12:16.820 --> 00:12:19.239 And if that's the case, I do wanna take this moment to say 187 00:12:19.281 --> 00:12:22.451 that you guys are the best damn basketball team of octogenarians 188 00:12:22.492 --> 00:12:25.370 that I've ever had the pleasure to coach. 189 00:12:25.412 --> 00:12:27.539 You guys, just please keep running your drills and shit. 190 00:12:27.581 --> 00:12:30.626 You're getting good, really good, 191 00:12:30.667 --> 00:12:33.170 and I'm super proud of you. 192 00:12:36.089 --> 00:12:39.426 God, that is sickly sweet. Lev, stay away from this stuff, OK? 193 00:12:39.468 --> 00:12:41.345 It's gonna put you in a diabetic coma, yeah? 194 00:12:41.386 --> 00:12:43.222 I can have a little. 195 00:12:43.263 --> 00:12:45.849 (TYPING) 196 00:12:52.189 --> 00:12:53.690 (SIGHS) 197 00:12:55.234 --> 00:12:57.152 I'm sorry, man, I... I... 198 00:12:57.194 --> 00:13:01.740 I don't know what Deb did with your mom's, uh, effects, but... 199 00:13:01.782 --> 00:13:04.618 -She'll be back. -I have nowhere to be. 200 00:13:07.955 --> 00:13:12.042 Did you want a water or a...? I have water. I have, um... 201 00:13:14.044 --> 00:13:15.629 No, no, no, no. I'm good. 202 00:13:16.880 --> 00:13:18.382 SASCHA: I drink a lot of soup. 203 00:13:21.260 --> 00:13:23.262 -Yeah, that's not your mom's. -Are you an artist? 204 00:13:23.303 --> 00:13:25.305 I am, actually, but that's not... 205 00:13:25.347 --> 00:13:27.391 That's not mine, that's a Grigor. 206 00:13:27.432 --> 00:13:28.684 But then that... 207 00:13:28.725 --> 00:13:31.061 Yeah. That one is mine. 208 00:13:33.188 --> 00:13:36.108 -Beautiful. -Thanks. 209 00:13:38.318 --> 00:13:40.988 Yeah, your mom wasn't much of a reader from what I could tell. 210 00:13:41.029 --> 00:13:44.449 -Books are heavy. -Yeah, I guess that's true. 211 00:13:44.491 --> 00:13:46.827 Every time I move, I'm like, "Ugh, the books." 212 00:13:46.869 --> 00:13:49.663 -Do you move a lot? -No. 213 00:13:55.043 --> 00:13:56.211 Your son? 214 00:13:56.253 --> 00:13:59.047 -Yup, that's Will. -Does he like Deb? 215 00:13:59.089 --> 00:14:01.633 They haven't met yet, funnily enough. 216 00:14:01.675 --> 00:14:03.927 Hmm. 217 00:14:03.969 --> 00:14:07.472 -He wasn't born at home, was he? -No, in a hospital. 218 00:14:07.514 --> 00:14:08.932 How was that? 219 00:14:08.974 --> 00:14:12.644 I wanted a home birth, actually, but his mother... didn't. 220 00:14:12.686 --> 00:14:16.273 Safety, sanity, security, sterility. 221 00:14:16.315 --> 00:14:18.609 -Sure. -Stereotypical. (CHUCKLES) 222 00:14:24.198 --> 00:14:27.409 Sorry. Oh. 223 00:14:27.451 --> 00:14:30.204 Oh, now that. Yeah, now that is your mom's. 224 00:14:30.245 --> 00:14:32.623 I don't know what it is, though. 225 00:14:32.664 --> 00:14:34.291 Oh. 226 00:14:36.752 --> 00:14:38.879 Is that for, um... 227 00:14:41.548 --> 00:14:44.551 She was almost 50 when she had me. Did you know that? 228 00:14:46.136 --> 00:14:48.430 She was a whore at the time. 229 00:14:48.472 --> 00:14:50.474 Sex worker, if you like. 230 00:14:50.516 --> 00:14:54.895 Yeah. She was turning tricks until I was nine. 231 00:14:54.937 --> 00:14:56.355 If you didn't have a lot of money, 232 00:14:56.396 --> 00:14:58.857 that's just how you got along at Rajneeshpuram 233 00:14:58.899 --> 00:15:00.692 if you were a woman. 234 00:15:00.734 --> 00:15:03.529 Then she traded in her hooking boots for these. 235 00:15:05.656 --> 00:15:08.075 I came to it first. 236 00:15:08.116 --> 00:15:11.161 I led her on the path. 237 00:15:11.203 --> 00:15:14.915 There was this girl in camp, Yamuna. 238 00:15:17.084 --> 00:15:19.044 God, I loved her. 239 00:15:19.086 --> 00:15:21.463 She was pregnant by her boyfriend Mark 240 00:15:21.505 --> 00:15:23.632 who was facing several indictments 241 00:15:23.674 --> 00:15:25.384 for cocaine trafficking. 242 00:15:26.552 --> 00:15:28.220 As the summer got hotter 243 00:15:28.262 --> 00:15:31.223 and her belly grew more round and full, 244 00:15:31.265 --> 00:15:34.393 I found myself by her side more often than not, 245 00:15:34.434 --> 00:15:38.355 helping her with cleaning and calisthenics, 246 00:15:38.397 --> 00:15:40.607 whatever was required. 247 00:15:42.568 --> 00:15:47.698 We'd talk all night long about big subjects, 248 00:15:47.739 --> 00:15:49.783 nature of things. 249 00:15:51.910 --> 00:15:55.956 Then when her time came, I helped her. 250 00:15:57.374 --> 00:16:01.295 I was only nine years old, but it was like 251 00:16:01.336 --> 00:16:07.134 my hands were being guided by some unseen energy. 252 00:16:08.510 --> 00:16:10.137 I can see 'em now like daylight. 253 00:16:10.179 --> 00:16:12.681 My hands moving to her forehead, 254 00:16:12.723 --> 00:16:17.644 down to her belly, reaching for the neck of the womb. 255 00:16:18.854 --> 00:16:20.856 Opening. 256 00:16:20.898 --> 00:16:27.529 Opening just the same way the earth cracks and yawns, 257 00:16:27.571 --> 00:16:30.365 revealing her eternity. (CHUCKLES) 258 00:16:34.119 --> 00:16:36.955 Hours later, when Penka discovered us 259 00:16:36.997 --> 00:16:40.959 all wrapped up together under the stars, 260 00:16:41.001 --> 00:16:43.045 she was so moved by the sight of me 261 00:16:43.086 --> 00:16:45.923 still elbow-deep in dried sanguine fluid 262 00:16:45.964 --> 00:16:49.134 that... it changed her. 263 00:16:51.470 --> 00:16:54.348 We were known all over Rajneeshpuram. 264 00:16:54.389 --> 00:16:57.017 The old midwife and her son. 265 00:16:59.353 --> 00:17:02.439 Those were heady days, by God. 266 00:17:02.481 --> 00:17:06.484 Wait. So, so... you're a midwife? 267 00:17:07.861 --> 00:17:09.445 I'm a doula. 268 00:17:13.534 --> 00:17:14.867 Stay right there. 269 00:17:15.702 --> 00:17:17.287 Uh... 270 00:17:18.829 --> 00:17:20.665 Can I take your picture? 271 00:17:21.583 --> 00:17:23.544 -Yeah. -(CLEARS THROAT) 272 00:17:23.585 --> 00:17:26.046 -Like this? -Sure. 273 00:17:31.718 --> 00:17:33.345 (CAMERA CLICKS) 274 00:17:34.972 --> 00:17:38.350 How did you... How did you know what to do? 275 00:17:38.392 --> 00:17:41.854 How did the baby know what to do, or Yamuna? 276 00:17:41.895 --> 00:17:45.190 I mean, haven't you ever been guided by something, 277 00:17:45.232 --> 00:17:46.608 and you just know? 278 00:17:47.651 --> 00:17:49.278 I think so. 279 00:17:58.370 --> 00:18:00.080 You've got a great eye. 280 00:18:00.831 --> 00:18:02.916 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 281 00:18:11.383 --> 00:18:14.219 (HARMONICA PLAYING) 282 00:18:14.261 --> 00:18:15.721 (GATE SQUEAKS) 283 00:18:43.290 --> 00:18:45.209 You know, we would've made room for her in the house, 284 00:18:45.250 --> 00:18:49.296 but she always insisted on staying out here. 285 00:18:49.338 --> 00:18:53.383 SASCHA: She swiped it off a blown-up convoy outside Blaj. 286 00:18:56.011 --> 00:18:58.555 I don't think she spent a night away from it. 287 00:19:00.182 --> 00:19:03.101 This was her home. (SOBS) 288 00:19:03.143 --> 00:19:07.022 Oh, man. I'm so, so sorry. 289 00:19:07.064 --> 00:19:10.609 Oh, God, I'm embarrassing myself. I didn't know... 290 00:19:10.651 --> 00:19:13.111 I didn't know being here would be so hard. 291 00:19:13.153 --> 00:19:17.241 -I should've packed it up. -Please, please don't. 292 00:19:17.282 --> 00:19:19.326 Just... 293 00:19:19.368 --> 00:19:20.327 I feel like if we take it down, 294 00:19:20.369 --> 00:19:21.954 then that will be the last of her. 295 00:19:23.080 --> 00:19:24.998 She was a great lady. 296 00:19:27.543 --> 00:19:30.420 I really regret taking that job in Kinshasa. 297 00:19:30.462 --> 00:19:32.339 SILVIO: Well, you couldn't have known. 298 00:19:33.674 --> 00:19:35.342 She was 90. 299 00:19:38.512 --> 00:19:39.847 Listen. 300 00:19:41.348 --> 00:19:45.227 Why don't you just, you know... why don't you stay? 301 00:19:45.269 --> 00:19:48.105 No, no. I couldn't. Not without Deb's approval. 302 00:19:48.146 --> 00:19:50.691 We're actually in a bind here. We could really use the help. 303 00:19:50.732 --> 00:19:52.985 -You'd be helping us out. -How far along is she? 304 00:19:53.026 --> 00:19:54.945 She's six weeks out from her window. 305 00:19:54.987 --> 00:19:55.946 The home stretch. 306 00:19:55.988 --> 00:19:57.489 SILVIO: You could stay here in the tent, 307 00:19:57.531 --> 00:19:59.074 if you'd be comfortable, of course. 308 00:19:59.116 --> 00:20:00.909 You know that thing you just said 309 00:20:00.951 --> 00:20:03.120 about being guided by something? 310 00:20:04.621 --> 00:20:06.540 That's how this feels. 311 00:20:08.125 --> 00:20:09.418 (EXHALES) 312 00:20:12.254 --> 00:20:13.881 -Very well. -Great. 313 00:20:13.922 --> 00:20:16.592 (LAUGHS) 314 00:20:16.633 --> 00:20:18.427 Do you have a bag or anything? 315 00:20:18.468 --> 00:20:20.470 No. I'll borrow. 316 00:20:20.512 --> 00:20:22.097 OK, I mean, we have plenty of things. 317 00:20:22.139 --> 00:20:24.641 I mean, we look like we're about the same size. 318 00:20:24.683 --> 00:20:25.934 (CAR APPROACHES) 319 00:20:25.976 --> 00:20:27.394 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 320 00:20:27.436 --> 00:20:29.354 (CLEARS THROAT) 321 00:20:29.396 --> 00:20:30.939 -How are your erections? -My...? 322 00:20:30.981 --> 00:20:33.275 -SASCHA: Are you getting them? -SILVIO: Yeah. No. Yeah. 323 00:20:33.317 --> 00:20:34.610 I was curious because, 324 00:20:34.651 --> 00:20:37.279 uh, my ladies often say that they need that. 325 00:20:37.321 --> 00:20:39.615 But their guys, they get a little nervous about it, 326 00:20:39.656 --> 00:20:41.200 especially in the third trimester. 327 00:20:41.241 --> 00:20:44.036 -SILVIO: Oh, yeah. No, we're... -SASCHA: No, but it's important. 328 00:20:44.077 --> 00:20:47.206 -...by stimulating orgasms. -I did not know that. 329 00:20:47.247 --> 00:20:48.415 Got some shopping in. 330 00:20:48.457 --> 00:20:49.791 -Hey! -Hi. 331 00:20:49.833 --> 00:20:51.627 -Hi. -Hello. 332 00:20:51.668 --> 00:20:53.504 -Uh... -Here, let me. 333 00:20:53.545 --> 00:20:56.423 Oh, no, you don't... What, are you putting this guy to work? 334 00:20:56.465 --> 00:20:58.884 (WHISPERS) You what? He's a what? 335 00:20:58.926 --> 00:21:01.220 Yeah, the tent's still up so I hired him. 336 00:21:01.261 --> 00:21:03.889 -Oh, my God, are you insane? -No, why would you say that? 337 00:21:03.931 --> 00:21:05.349 Because you didn't even ask me. 338 00:21:05.390 --> 00:21:06.808 But I figured we needed somebody. 339 00:21:06.850 --> 00:21:08.602 But we said that we were gonna talk about this. 340 00:21:08.644 --> 00:21:10.395 -SASCHA: Hey, Deb? -Yeah? 341 00:21:10.437 --> 00:21:11.980 SASCHA: For the tea. 342 00:21:13.023 --> 00:21:15.150 -Milk, please. -Done and done. 343 00:21:15.192 --> 00:21:17.069 Do you need help finding where stuff is, or...? 344 00:21:17.110 --> 00:21:19.988 No, it's very intuitive. I'm good. 345 00:21:20.030 --> 00:21:21.740 You should hear him talk about midwifery. 346 00:21:21.782 --> 00:21:24.034 -It's really inspiring. -I'm sure. 347 00:21:24.076 --> 00:21:27.496 -Look, he just lost his mom. -I know. 348 00:21:27.538 --> 00:21:29.831 Deb, if it's not working out, it's not working out. 349 00:21:29.873 --> 00:21:31.875 We'll just be like, "Hey, man, it's not working out." 350 00:21:31.917 --> 00:21:33.794 Yeah. We don't even fucking know this guy. 351 00:21:33.836 --> 00:21:37.506 -Dude, it's Penka's son. C'mon. -I know. 352 00:21:37.548 --> 00:21:38.841 -Deb. -SASCHA: Tea time. 353 00:21:38.882 --> 00:21:41.385 Have you ever felt like you were being guided by something, 354 00:21:41.426 --> 00:21:43.804 like, you just knew that something was the right thing? 355 00:21:43.846 --> 00:21:45.180 -What? -Can you please try 356 00:21:45.222 --> 00:21:48.559 to just trust me, just a little bit, please? 357 00:21:48.600 --> 00:21:49.560 (GROANS) 358 00:21:49.601 --> 00:21:52.229 Besides, Penka had very rough hands. You didn't like that. 359 00:21:52.271 --> 00:21:55.357 -You're manipulative as fuck. -That kettle boils water fast. 360 00:21:55.399 --> 00:21:57.401 I'm not manipulating. I'm just saying that... 361 00:21:57.442 --> 00:21:59.987 -Mmm. -Oh, there's your tea. 362 00:22:01.029 --> 00:22:02.406 Thank you. 363 00:22:02.447 --> 00:22:06.743 After you finish, I'd like to show you some yoni stretches. 364 00:22:08.912 --> 00:22:10.747 (VOICES ON TV) 365 00:22:10.789 --> 00:22:12.249 You have a lot of tension. 366 00:22:12.291 --> 00:22:15.836 That's how I protect myself from people touching me. 367 00:22:15.878 --> 00:22:18.463 SILVIO: All right, I gotta go. 368 00:22:18.505 --> 00:22:19.923 You sure you don't wanna come, babe? 369 00:22:19.965 --> 00:22:21.717 Yeah. I'm fucking pregnant, dude. 370 00:22:21.758 --> 00:22:23.719 The only thing art openings are good for 371 00:22:23.760 --> 00:22:25.512 is wine and unpasteurized cheeses. 372 00:22:25.554 --> 00:22:27.890 OK, well, I'll tell Simon you were tired. 373 00:22:27.931 --> 00:22:30.350 -Simon'll be fine. -OK. Bye, babe. 374 00:22:30.392 --> 00:22:32.102 -Bye. -Bye, Sascha. 375 00:22:32.144 --> 00:22:33.562 Bye. 376 00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:39.067 -No, nope. Nope. -Where are you going? 377 00:22:39.109 --> 00:22:41.945 -Snack attack. -Let me get that for you. 378 00:22:41.987 --> 00:22:44.406 How would you know what I want? 379 00:22:44.448 --> 00:22:47.409 Do you know what doula translates to? 380 00:22:47.451 --> 00:22:48.327 Nope. 381 00:22:48.368 --> 00:22:51.121 -Servant to woman. -Oh, kinky. 382 00:22:51.163 --> 00:22:56.293 Basically, anything you require, I consider it my sacred duty. 383 00:22:56.335 --> 00:22:59.379 I'm good to get my own chips, my man, but thank you. 384 00:23:00.339 --> 00:23:03.008 Lev really cannot make a layup. 385 00:23:03.050 --> 00:23:04.718 WOMAN ON TV: Lev, take the shot! 386 00:23:04.760 --> 00:23:07.221 You know that whole pasteurized-cheese thing? 387 00:23:07.262 --> 00:23:09.223 -Yeah? -Myth. 388 00:23:10.516 --> 00:23:12.142 -Really? -Really. 389 00:23:14.478 --> 00:23:16.730 -What about ceviche? -Myth. 390 00:23:19.107 --> 00:23:22.027 -Really? -Really really. 391 00:23:25.239 --> 00:23:27.699 -What time is it right now? -It's ceviche time. 392 00:23:27.741 --> 00:23:32.788 ♪ Give Mamma her ceviche 393 00:23:32.829 --> 00:23:35.165 ♪ Mamma wants, Mamma likes 394 00:23:35.207 --> 00:23:37.584 ♪ Mamma wants so bad 395 00:23:37.626 --> 00:23:40.087 Oh, my God, do you promise me that this is legit? 396 00:23:40.128 --> 00:23:42.339 One hundred. You were with my mother 397 00:23:42.381 --> 00:23:44.258 when she crossed over, yes? 398 00:23:46.260 --> 00:23:47.427 Yeah. 399 00:23:48.595 --> 00:23:52.266 -What was she doing? -Um... 400 00:23:54.142 --> 00:23:59.106 She was, like, guiding me on this meditation thing. 401 00:24:00.566 --> 00:24:02.985 Was she having you picture your baby? 402 00:24:03.026 --> 00:24:05.946 Yeah, something like that. 403 00:24:05.988 --> 00:24:10.284 But it didn't work because I'm a very bad patient. 404 00:24:12.661 --> 00:24:14.288 Glad it was with you. 405 00:24:30.304 --> 00:24:32.723 (BOTH BREATHE SOFTLY) 406 00:24:41.940 --> 00:24:45.319 -It's OK. -(SIGHS) I'm sorry. 407 00:24:48.864 --> 00:24:50.991 There's nothing to be sorry for. 408 00:24:57.789 --> 00:25:00.792 Let's just see what's under here. 409 00:25:04.296 --> 00:25:05.964 (BREATHES SOFTLY) 410 00:25:16.475 --> 00:25:18.227 (MOANS SOFTLY) 411 00:25:23.941 --> 00:25:25.734 Bro. 412 00:25:25.776 --> 00:25:27.528 (SIGHS) 413 00:25:28.403 --> 00:25:29.905 (CHUCKLES) 414 00:25:38.997 --> 00:25:40.499 (SIGHS) 415 00:25:49.216 --> 00:25:50.634 (SIGHS) 416 00:25:52.719 --> 00:25:54.721 (BREATHES SOFTLY) 417 00:26:04.523 --> 00:26:07.317 (PANTS) 418 00:26:09.528 --> 00:26:12.406 (MOANS) 419 00:26:14.867 --> 00:26:16.368 (MOANS) 420 00:26:16.410 --> 00:26:18.203 -Tea time, tea time! -Oh, no! 421 00:26:18.245 --> 00:26:19.580 -Whoa-whoa! -Sorry! 422 00:26:19.621 --> 00:26:21.415 Sorry, sorry. Whoopsie, OK. Door was open. 423 00:26:21.456 --> 00:26:24.668 -I know, I know. I'm sorry. -SILVIO: What? 424 00:26:24.710 --> 00:26:27.254 Sascha saw me masturbating. 425 00:26:27.296 --> 00:26:30.257 -SILVIO: Babe, I can't hear you. -Never mind! 426 00:26:33.302 --> 00:26:34.761 SILVIO: What?! 427 00:26:35.846 --> 00:26:37.890 DEB: Hey, hon. 428 00:26:37.931 --> 00:26:41.101 -Yo, have you seen the pump? -Huh? No. 429 00:26:41.143 --> 00:26:43.270 Well, you were the last person to use it for your bike. 430 00:26:43.312 --> 00:26:46.523 -Huh? -You heard what I said. 431 00:26:46.565 --> 00:26:50.194 Did I use it for my bike? No, I did not. 432 00:26:50.235 --> 00:26:53.488 -No, you did. -Sorry, Deb. I'm just working. 433 00:26:53.530 --> 00:26:56.033 Well, OK, but I need the pump 434 00:26:56.074 --> 00:26:59.578 and you were the last person to use it for your bike. 435 00:26:59.620 --> 00:27:01.330 -Honey? -I don't know where you put it. 436 00:27:01.371 --> 00:27:03.916 You think you should still be playing basketball? 437 00:27:03.957 --> 00:27:07.753 What? I'll stop playing basketball when I die, cock. 438 00:27:07.794 --> 00:27:09.796 Oh, yeah. But that one, it doesn't have a needle. 439 00:27:09.838 --> 00:27:11.048 (SNEEZES) 440 00:27:11.089 --> 00:27:13.175 -Shut up. Where'd you find that? -Junk drawer. 441 00:27:13.217 --> 00:27:14.635 There you go. 442 00:27:16.386 --> 00:27:18.972 One sec. Yo! 443 00:27:19.014 --> 00:27:21.099 Did Will get that ball that I sent? 444 00:27:21.141 --> 00:27:22.476 I don't know. 445 00:27:29.316 --> 00:27:31.026 I can check. 446 00:27:32.152 --> 00:27:34.112 That would be nice. 447 00:27:34.154 --> 00:27:36.615 Dude, I can't believe Silvio did that to you. 448 00:27:36.657 --> 00:27:39.034 -I can. -Weren't you pissed? 449 00:27:39.076 --> 00:27:41.495 -Eh, not really. -Wow, nice shot. 450 00:27:41.537 --> 00:27:44.164 I dunno, man. If someone hired a doula without my permission, 451 00:27:44.206 --> 00:27:46.500 -I'd be fucking pissed. -I was pissed at first. 452 00:27:46.542 --> 00:27:49.336 But, like, I don't know, we needed somebody. 453 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:55.259 Yeah, I don't know, man. Male doula? 454 00:27:55.300 --> 00:27:56.635 What? Get over yourself. 455 00:27:56.677 --> 00:27:58.554 It's the 21st century, for Christ's sakes. 456 00:27:58.595 --> 00:28:00.722 -Men can't be doulas? -Bitch. 457 00:28:00.764 --> 00:28:03.934 I don't know. It's raining. Like... 458 00:28:03.976 --> 00:28:06.061 What? Don't be a pussy, Peg. 459 00:28:06.103 --> 00:28:07.396 -She's scared. -Hey, language! 460 00:28:07.437 --> 00:28:09.565 They're scared because of last time. 461 00:28:09.606 --> 00:28:12.734 Get on the court. I've missed you. 462 00:28:12.776 --> 00:28:14.111 Jan. 463 00:28:15.779 --> 00:28:17.114 Watch your ass, bitch! 464 00:28:17.155 --> 00:28:18.448 (GRUNTING) 465 00:28:18.490 --> 00:28:20.075 -Nice. -Shit! 466 00:28:21.827 --> 00:28:23.829 (SCREAMS) 467 00:28:23.871 --> 00:28:25.205 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 468 00:28:27.916 --> 00:28:29.459 (CHEERING) 469 00:28:29.501 --> 00:28:31.753 -Baby! -Ha! 470 00:28:37.217 --> 00:28:40.012 -Go for it, babe. -Rebound, rebound, Katherine. 471 00:28:40.053 --> 00:28:41.221 Here. 472 00:28:41.972 --> 00:28:43.724 Aran, take it up! 473 00:28:44.975 --> 00:28:46.810 Oh, c'mon. 474 00:28:46.852 --> 00:28:49.229 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 475 00:28:52.691 --> 00:28:56.195 All right, listen. Forget this. Eyes up here. 476 00:28:56.236 --> 00:28:59.031 -Bank right, bank right! -Not in my house. 477 00:28:59.072 --> 00:29:01.325 -Shit! -(ALL GASP) 478 00:29:01.366 --> 00:29:02.743 -Yeah. -Shit. 479 00:29:02.784 --> 00:29:03.827 I'm good. (GROANS) 480 00:29:03.869 --> 00:29:05.537 SASCHA: Everybody, give her some space. 481 00:29:05.579 --> 00:29:07.164 Give her some space. Deb, you OK? 482 00:29:07.206 --> 00:29:09.374 -Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. -Where does it hurt? 483 00:29:09.416 --> 00:29:12.836 Uh... It's just my lower back and my old hip. 484 00:29:12.878 --> 00:29:15.130 OK. I hit the ground pretty hard. 485 00:29:15.172 --> 00:29:18.008 -Anybody got any ice? -I'm fine, OK? 486 00:29:18.050 --> 00:29:19.468 It's par for the court, my dude. 487 00:29:19.510 --> 00:29:21.720 All right, just sit there. Do not move. 488 00:29:21.762 --> 00:29:23.180 Peg, go get some ice, girl. 489 00:29:23.222 --> 00:29:25.516 -Do I get the foul on that? -I don't have ice. 490 00:29:25.557 --> 00:29:26.433 Katherine. 491 00:29:26.475 --> 00:29:27.518 PEG: Use a bag with a cold apple. 492 00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:29.186 -KATHERINE: You get the foul. -I'm good. 493 00:29:29.228 --> 00:29:31.605 Guys, I'll be good to go in five. It's fine. 494 00:29:31.647 --> 00:29:34.650 Nah, I gotta split. I gotta do laundry. 495 00:29:34.691 --> 00:29:36.902 Gotta pick up the kids, early dismissal. 496 00:29:36.944 --> 00:29:40.197 Good game, though. Really good playing and shooting. 497 00:29:40.239 --> 00:29:42.366 Yeah, Mamma's, putting you on the bench 498 00:29:42.407 --> 00:29:44.284 for a while, babe. Sorry. 499 00:29:46.036 --> 00:29:48.163 SASCHA: I'll play. 500 00:29:48.205 --> 00:29:50.499 It's raining, though. 501 00:29:53.293 --> 00:29:55.796 I don't know why everybody had to take off. 502 00:29:55.838 --> 00:29:59.633 -Peg had to do laundry. -Yeah, I heard her say that. 503 00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:03.470 -(HORN BLARES) -Fuck! 504 00:30:03.512 --> 00:30:06.765 God, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. 505 00:30:06.807 --> 00:30:08.308 (HORN BLARES) 506 00:30:08.350 --> 00:30:09.643 Come on! 507 00:30:09.685 --> 00:30:12.479 (HORN CONTINUES) 508 00:30:16.608 --> 00:30:18.777 It's the hormones, man. I'm sorry. 509 00:30:18.819 --> 00:30:20.195 It's OK. 510 00:30:22.823 --> 00:30:24.575 (GROANS) 511 00:30:24.616 --> 00:30:27.703 -You want me to drive? -No, I just... 512 00:30:27.744 --> 00:30:29.663 I can't play. 513 00:30:31.290 --> 00:30:35.878 -You like basketball. -Yeah, ball is life, 514 00:30:35.919 --> 00:30:40.841 and that's apparently over now because I'm... a blimp. 515 00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:44.469 You could be the blimp at the game 516 00:30:44.511 --> 00:30:47.264 instead of one of the players, you know? 517 00:30:48.056 --> 00:30:50.184 Just floating over. 518 00:30:51.977 --> 00:30:53.645 Was that supposed to make me feel better? 519 00:30:53.687 --> 00:30:54.730 Yes. 520 00:30:54.771 --> 00:30:57.357 So, yeah, you know, I like dog babies, 521 00:30:57.399 --> 00:30:58.859 but I liked human babies more. 522 00:30:58.901 --> 00:31:01.153 And that's kinda where I settled and ended up here. 523 00:31:01.195 --> 00:31:04.156 Everything else is looking good. Do you wanna know the sex? 524 00:31:04.823 --> 00:31:06.325 Um... 525 00:31:07.367 --> 00:31:09.244 Yeah. 526 00:31:09.286 --> 00:31:11.997 Fuck it. What are we working with? Poker or fireplace? 527 00:31:13.332 --> 00:31:15.667 -Huh? -Like a poker. 528 00:31:17.377 --> 00:31:19.087 (LAUGHS) 529 00:31:20.756 --> 00:31:23.175 Strange joke. 530 00:31:23.217 --> 00:31:24.718 -Thanks. -DOCTOR: Um... 531 00:31:24.760 --> 00:31:27.304 Yeah, things are a little turned around here. 532 00:31:27.346 --> 00:31:29.181 So let's see if we can get some movement. 533 00:31:29.223 --> 00:31:31.183 (WHISPERS) Hello, baby, come on. 534 00:31:31.225 --> 00:31:34.645 Come on. Sprinkle a little dust. 535 00:31:36.063 --> 00:31:37.606 Come on. 536 00:31:37.648 --> 00:31:40.108 Oh! See? There we are. Right there. 537 00:31:40.150 --> 00:31:43.904 You have a very distinctive, um... 538 00:31:43.946 --> 00:31:45.447 A dick? 539 00:31:45.489 --> 00:31:49.493 Uh, yes. You're gonna have a boy. 540 00:31:49.535 --> 00:31:52.162 -(LAUGHS) -What? 541 00:31:53.497 --> 00:31:54.706 SASCHA: Congrats. 542 00:31:55.707 --> 00:31:58.168 DOCTOR: Uh... so, yeah, I... 543 00:31:58.210 --> 00:32:03.715 I know there's some talk about having this baby at home, 544 00:32:03.757 --> 00:32:04.883 which, hey, that's fine. 545 00:32:04.925 --> 00:32:08.136 I just wanted to talk about the risks, given that you're... 546 00:32:08.178 --> 00:32:10.848 -Old as fuck? -No, no. You're in great shape. 547 00:32:10.889 --> 00:32:12.975 It's just we should talk about, um... 548 00:32:13.016 --> 00:32:14.601 there is a risk of complications. 549 00:32:14.643 --> 00:32:16.353 -DEB: Right. -We should talk about it. 550 00:32:16.395 --> 00:32:18.230 No, I do remember this from last time. 551 00:32:18.272 --> 00:32:21.191 It's just that my partner Silvio doesn't... 552 00:32:21.233 --> 00:32:24.278 -He's... No, um... -Hm-hmm. 553 00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:27.239 I just need more time to make a decision. Is that cool? 554 00:32:27.281 --> 00:32:29.074 DOCTOR: That's cool. Whatever is cool. 555 00:32:29.116 --> 00:32:31.785 You're cool. Everybody's cool. Yes, take your time. 556 00:32:31.827 --> 00:32:33.954 We can talk about it next time you come in. 557 00:32:33.996 --> 00:32:35.414 OK. Thank you. 558 00:32:35.455 --> 00:32:37.082 All right. Have a great day, you two. 559 00:32:37.124 --> 00:32:40.460 -OK. Thank you, Dr. Zonkowski. -Be blessed. See ya. Bye. 560 00:32:42.045 --> 00:32:44.590 I'm gonna run to the bathroom. I'll meet you outside. 561 00:32:44.631 --> 00:32:45.966 OK. 562 00:32:49.553 --> 00:32:51.305 (SIGHS) 563 00:32:56.768 --> 00:32:59.438 -(KNOCKING) -Hey, Dr. Gregory Zonkowski? 564 00:32:59.479 --> 00:33:00.814 Yes, sir. 565 00:33:00.856 --> 00:33:02.316 SASCHA: Yeah, sorry to bother you. 566 00:33:02.357 --> 00:33:04.318 I just have a quick question. 567 00:33:04.359 --> 00:33:07.321 Yeah, OK. No prob. What's going on? 568 00:33:07.362 --> 00:33:09.489 What's your C-section rate? 569 00:33:13.869 --> 00:33:16.872 You look familiar. Where you in the room with, uh, Debbie? 570 00:33:16.914 --> 00:33:19.708 -Deb. -Deb, yeah. 571 00:33:19.750 --> 00:33:21.043 And you are? Who are you again? 572 00:33:21.084 --> 00:33:23.378 -Are you Dad? -I'm the doula. 573 00:33:24.671 --> 00:33:26.423 The doula. 574 00:33:27.257 --> 00:33:29.009 Yeah, OK. 575 00:33:30.427 --> 00:33:33.096 Don't get me wrong. You say that you're a doula. 576 00:33:33.138 --> 00:33:36.892 And I can respect that. Um... 577 00:33:36.934 --> 00:33:40.395 -But in all honesty, we don't... -What's your rate, though? 578 00:33:41.355 --> 00:33:42.940 There are no numbers on that 579 00:33:42.981 --> 00:33:44.900 and we see this more and more now. 580 00:33:44.942 --> 00:33:47.819 Not to be rude, if you really want to advocate for her, 581 00:33:47.861 --> 00:33:49.738 you should tell her to have the baby here. 582 00:33:49.780 --> 00:33:51.448 Are you a cutter? 583 00:33:51.490 --> 00:33:54.409 -I don't know who you... -What's the cut-off time? 584 00:33:54.451 --> 00:33:56.453 -The cut-off time? -Eight hours? 585 00:33:56.995 --> 00:33:58.121 Seven? 586 00:33:58.163 --> 00:33:59.331 -Hi. -Hey. 587 00:33:59.373 --> 00:34:01.875 -What's up? Ready. -Yeah, so am I. 588 00:34:03.418 --> 00:34:04.711 Hi. 589 00:34:09.842 --> 00:34:12.594 -SASCHA: Where's Silvio today? -DEB: Uh, he had a meeting. 590 00:34:12.636 --> 00:34:14.388 SASCHA: Was he excited about this baby? 591 00:34:14.429 --> 00:34:16.264 -DEB: Yeah. -SASCHA: And you? 592 00:34:16.306 --> 00:34:17.724 DEB: Um, yeah. 593 00:34:17.766 --> 00:34:22.521 I mean, it's a lot. We weren't together very long before we... 594 00:34:22.563 --> 00:34:24.356 -Before I... -How long? 595 00:34:24.398 --> 00:34:25.607 Three weeks. 596 00:34:25.649 --> 00:34:28.944 -I know. It's Wack City, right? -I don't know about Wack City, 597 00:34:28.985 --> 00:34:30.862 but judging from the way you play basketball, 598 00:34:30.904 --> 00:34:33.532 I think you might have borderline personality disorder. 599 00:34:33.574 --> 00:34:34.783 Excuse me? Yo. 600 00:34:34.824 --> 00:34:37.703 Silvio didn't ask me before hiring you. 601 00:34:37.744 --> 00:34:39.871 -Did you know that? -I did not. 602 00:34:39.913 --> 00:34:42.541 Yeah, so I don't know what you were talking about 603 00:34:42.583 --> 00:34:43.583 with the doctor in there. 604 00:34:43.625 --> 00:34:46.170 But if you could, like, not do that. 605 00:34:46.210 --> 00:34:49.214 -Do what? -Like, have conversations... 606 00:34:49.255 --> 00:34:52.176 (WHISPERS) ...about my pregnancy without me being in the room. 607 00:34:52.217 --> 00:34:55.679 -Of course. -Because it's just... 608 00:34:55.721 --> 00:34:57.264 -No, I get it. -...not a cool thing. 609 00:34:57.306 --> 00:34:59.558 Just so you know, I wasn't. 610 00:34:59.600 --> 00:35:02.102 Really? What were you talking to him about then? 611 00:35:02.144 --> 00:35:04.646 I thought he might've been the brother of someone 612 00:35:04.688 --> 00:35:06.940 I went to midwifery school with. 613 00:35:09.151 --> 00:35:12.821 Do you know what the word doula literally translates to? 614 00:35:12.863 --> 00:35:14.031 Haven't we covered this? 615 00:35:14.072 --> 00:35:15.824 The one who speaks for the woman 616 00:35:15.866 --> 00:35:19.328 when her teeth are gritted in pain. 617 00:35:19.369 --> 00:35:21.622 I thought that you said it was like a helper slave. 618 00:35:21.663 --> 00:35:25.375 Deb, the moment you don't need me anymore, I will vanish. 619 00:35:25.417 --> 00:35:27.377 I don't make plans without you. 620 00:35:29.046 --> 00:35:31.465 If I say that I want a hospital birth 621 00:35:31.507 --> 00:35:34.676 with a motherfucking epidural? 622 00:35:34.718 --> 00:35:38.430 -Great. Bring on the drugs. -Seriously? 623 00:35:38.472 --> 00:35:41.350 Deb, who's having this baby? Is Silvio having this baby? 624 00:35:41.391 --> 00:35:43.435 Is the doctor with hairy arms having the baby? 625 00:35:43.477 --> 00:35:44.436 Oh, my God! 626 00:35:44.478 --> 00:35:46.605 -You noticed that too? -Yes. 627 00:35:52.528 --> 00:35:54.863 WOMAN: And now... 628 00:35:58.909 --> 00:36:03.580 WOMAN: Imagine now a great crack in the bottom of this sea 629 00:36:03.622 --> 00:36:09.127 leading farther down to an even more unfathomable depth. 630 00:36:09.169 --> 00:36:13.715 Place yourself there in this crack. 631 00:36:13.757 --> 00:36:19.054 Imagine that your human body has dissolved into the crack, 632 00:36:19.096 --> 00:36:22.140 that you are one with the void. 633 00:36:22.182 --> 00:36:23.392 -Know that this place... -Yo! 634 00:36:23.433 --> 00:36:25.018 ...is the place of all becoming. 635 00:36:25.060 --> 00:36:25.978 Yo. 636 00:36:26.019 --> 00:36:28.063 -...where Gaia first... -SILVIO: Hey. 637 00:36:28.105 --> 00:36:29.648 DEB: Hey. Yo, boo. 638 00:36:29.690 --> 00:36:30.774 Hey, what do you guys got? 639 00:36:30.816 --> 00:36:33.902 Little, uh... little bougie spread going on here? 640 00:36:33.944 --> 00:36:35.779 DEB: We're working on the birth plan, babe. 641 00:36:35.821 --> 00:36:38.448 Great. Those look good. 642 00:36:38.490 --> 00:36:40.659 -Have some. -Oh, thanks. 643 00:36:40.701 --> 00:36:42.703 SILVIO: Don't mind if I do. 644 00:36:42.744 --> 00:36:46.790 (CLEARS THROAT) Mmm. 645 00:36:46.832 --> 00:36:48.542 Are these pasteurized cheeses, baby? 646 00:36:50.878 --> 00:36:51.962 No. 647 00:36:52.004 --> 00:36:52.963 No? 648 00:36:53.005 --> 00:36:55.966 SASCHA: The whole pasteurized cheese thing... 649 00:36:56.008 --> 00:36:57.384 -It's a myth. -SILVIO: Really? 650 00:36:57.426 --> 00:36:59.219 -Is it? -SASCHA: Hm-hmm. 651 00:37:00.220 --> 00:37:03.140 -Gotta hit the head. -Hm. 652 00:37:03.182 --> 00:37:04.808 That's funny. I didn't know that. 653 00:37:04.850 --> 00:37:06.268 SASCHA: Yup. 654 00:37:11.565 --> 00:37:14.067 -How was the doctor? -Good. 655 00:37:14.109 --> 00:37:15.402 -Yeah? -Yeah. 656 00:37:15.444 --> 00:37:17.905 -What? -Nothing. 657 00:37:18.739 --> 00:37:21.909 -Hmm? -It's just... 658 00:37:21.950 --> 00:37:23.577 That doctor... 659 00:37:23.619 --> 00:37:25.329 Deb likes him, doesn't she? What about him? 660 00:37:25.370 --> 00:37:27.789 Yeah, and that's fine. Ultimately, it's her birth. 661 00:37:27.831 --> 00:37:30.709 Right, but what's your impression of him? Is he bad? 662 00:37:30.751 --> 00:37:32.628 -I wouldn't say bad. -What would you say? 663 00:37:32.669 --> 00:37:36.173 I'm just worried he might be a little... scalpel-happy, 664 00:37:36.215 --> 00:37:37.049 if you know what I mean. 665 00:37:37.090 --> 00:37:39.134 Jesus. What's his caesarean rate? 666 00:37:39.176 --> 00:37:41.970 Couldn't get him to tell me, but we're gonna keep an eye on it. 667 00:37:42.012 --> 00:37:44.473 -Jesus! -don't mention anything to Deb. 668 00:37:44.515 --> 00:37:48.101 No, I won't. It's just, I want her to do the right thing. 669 00:37:48.143 --> 00:37:50.312 Don't worry about it. I'm looking after her. 670 00:37:50.354 --> 00:37:53.106 Hoo! (GROANS) 671 00:37:53.148 --> 00:37:57.277 I just peed like one of the girls in the squirt vids. 672 00:37:57.319 --> 00:38:00.948 -That's not pee. -Yeah, that's not pee, baby. 673 00:38:00.989 --> 00:38:05.035 Oh. I hate to burst your bubble, boys, but that's pee-pee. 674 00:38:05.077 --> 00:38:07.162 -No way. -(BOTH) Not with me. 675 00:38:08.080 --> 00:38:10.541 Oh, really? OK. 676 00:38:14.336 --> 00:38:15.671 (SILVIO CHUCKLES) 677 00:38:18.257 --> 00:38:19.550 Cheeky. 678 00:38:24.346 --> 00:38:27.140 (SKYPE RINGTONE) 679 00:38:34.648 --> 00:38:37.901 Uh... Hi, it's Silvio's Skype. 680 00:38:38.819 --> 00:38:41.113 -Dad? -No, I'm Sascha. 681 00:38:41.154 --> 00:38:42.781 Your dad is running an errand. 682 00:38:43.615 --> 00:38:45.993 -Who? -I'm the doula. 683 00:38:46.034 --> 00:38:47.619 What's a doula? 684 00:38:47.661 --> 00:38:50.205 Oh, well, a doula, the literal translation... 685 00:38:50.247 --> 00:38:53.292 -Who are you talking to? -Oh, Deb. Come here, it's Will. 686 00:38:53.333 --> 00:38:56.378 Hey, Will, this is Deb. 687 00:38:56.420 --> 00:38:57.588 Come on. 688 00:39:02.092 --> 00:39:03.468 -WILL: Hi. -Hi. 689 00:39:03.510 --> 00:39:06.972 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too, Will. 690 00:39:07.014 --> 00:39:10.142 Am I gonna have a little sister or a little brother? 691 00:39:10.184 --> 00:39:12.936 They don't know. It's gonna be a surprise. 692 00:39:12.978 --> 00:39:14.354 Well, cool. 693 00:39:16.440 --> 00:39:19.610 Uh, Will, did you get the basketball that I sent? 694 00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.988 -Oh, yeah. -Great. 695 00:39:23.030 --> 00:39:24.907 Have you... Did you try it out? 696 00:39:24.948 --> 00:39:27.367 -Yeah, it's big. -Yeah, well, it's full size. 697 00:39:27.409 --> 00:39:29.536 That's my idea. If you learn to play on that one, 698 00:39:29.578 --> 00:39:30.704 by the time your hands grow, 699 00:39:30.746 --> 00:39:32.664 you're gonna be playing like James Harden. 700 00:39:32.706 --> 00:39:34.208 It's all about ball control. 701 00:39:34.249 --> 00:39:36.835 My uncle says James Harden is a nihilist. 702 00:39:38.420 --> 00:39:40.631 Your uncle's a wise man. 703 00:39:41.924 --> 00:39:43.800 Uh, well, we should play together. 704 00:39:43.842 --> 00:39:45.969 You know, when I'm not so pregnant. 705 00:39:46.011 --> 00:39:48.639 Oh. Will the new house have a hoop? 706 00:39:49.765 --> 00:39:51.266 The new house? 707 00:39:51.308 --> 00:39:54.269 I cannot believe that you are trying to justify this now. 708 00:39:54.311 --> 00:39:57.022 You are so out of touch, my man. 709 00:39:57.064 --> 00:39:59.316 God, first the doula, now this? 710 00:39:59.358 --> 00:40:01.860 No. Look, I'm just trying to do the right thing by my kid, Deb. 711 00:40:01.902 --> 00:40:02.819 His mother is a nightmare. 712 00:40:02.861 --> 00:40:04.863 His mother told you to take him. 713 00:40:04.905 --> 00:40:07.908 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 714 00:40:07.950 --> 00:40:11.662 DEB: She said, "Jump," and you said, "How high?" 715 00:40:11.703 --> 00:40:14.039 SILVIO: That is not what happened. 716 00:40:14.081 --> 00:40:16.583 I promise I will make this up to you. 717 00:40:16.625 --> 00:40:18.544 How? (LAUGHS) 718 00:40:18.585 --> 00:40:19.753 Look, I'm just doing that thing 719 00:40:19.795 --> 00:40:22.714 where I wanna take care of everyone, you know? 720 00:40:22.756 --> 00:40:24.424 -(GROANS) -I just... 721 00:40:25.133 --> 00:40:26.927 Will you let me try? 722 00:40:26.969 --> 00:40:30.097 Let me try. I promise I won't let you down. 723 00:40:33.433 --> 00:40:34.560 Bro. 724 00:40:34.601 --> 00:40:37.896 Swirling, no longer a maiden. 725 00:40:37.938 --> 00:40:41.567 And feel the sway right there, just the sway. 726 00:40:41.608 --> 00:40:44.027 And one, two, three, push up. 727 00:40:44.069 --> 00:40:48.156 Kick away your old self. It's not about you anymore. 728 00:40:48.198 --> 00:40:50.742 That is your old life. That is your maiden self. 729 00:40:50.784 --> 00:40:55.289 You're pushing her away to welcome in the mother. 730 00:40:55.330 --> 00:40:58.584 Breathe in. Breathe out, breathe in, breathe out. 731 00:41:00.002 --> 00:41:03.797 Breathe in. (GRUNTS) Breathe out. 732 00:41:04.965 --> 00:41:09.803 So today... it was about work. 733 00:41:09.845 --> 00:41:15.851 Because it is work to bring a baby into the world. 734 00:41:15.893 --> 00:41:17.436 Or babies. 735 00:41:17.477 --> 00:41:19.730 Sometimes it's twice the work. I have twins. 736 00:41:19.771 --> 00:41:23.358 Breathe in. (LAUGHS) Breathe out. 737 00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:28.030 But mammas are strong and mammas are capable. 738 00:41:28.071 --> 00:41:31.950 And that's why today for closing words... 739 00:41:33.202 --> 00:41:36.872 I wanna ask everyone what do you think 740 00:41:36.914 --> 00:41:40.209 will take a little bit of work 741 00:41:40.250 --> 00:41:43.670 to bring these babies into this world? 742 00:41:49.051 --> 00:41:50.302 Chelsea. 743 00:41:50.344 --> 00:41:54.264 I'm just a little concerned about the... the pooping part. 744 00:41:54.306 --> 00:41:57.976 My cousin Claire, just... all over. 745 00:41:59.895 --> 00:42:04.316 Well, I'm scared about, um... after it's here. 746 00:42:04.358 --> 00:42:07.027 Perineum tear. 747 00:42:07.069 --> 00:42:09.321 I'm really, really, really scared about it, 748 00:42:09.363 --> 00:42:13.784 and I really wanna have this baby naturally. 749 00:42:14.493 --> 00:42:16.954 So I'm just gonna... 750 00:42:16.995 --> 00:42:21.750 get really strong down there and... 751 00:42:21.792 --> 00:42:25.003 -and really flexible. -TUTOR: Yes! 752 00:42:25.045 --> 00:42:27.130 So brave. 753 00:42:29.967 --> 00:42:33.345 -Deb. -Me? 754 00:42:33.387 --> 00:42:35.347 How are you, dear Deb? 755 00:42:35.389 --> 00:42:38.392 I'm... good, dear Gracie. 756 00:42:38.433 --> 00:42:41.562 So what's gonna take a little hard work on your end? 757 00:42:41.603 --> 00:42:42.813 Uh... 758 00:42:42.855 --> 00:42:46.400 Shit. Um, gosh, I... 759 00:42:47.860 --> 00:42:50.320 I really hate this part. Can I just skip? 760 00:42:50.362 --> 00:42:52.573 You can't skip. 761 00:42:52.614 --> 00:42:56.451 -What? Yes, I can. -No, you can't. 762 00:42:56.493 --> 00:43:00.330 -Where is that written? -Oh, it's not written anywhere. 763 00:43:00.372 --> 00:43:02.457 We're a circle of mammas. 764 00:43:02.499 --> 00:43:03.917 So we, you know, 765 00:43:03.959 --> 00:43:07.087 we didn't actually get any pens and write it down. 766 00:43:07.129 --> 00:43:09.381 We don't have any rules that we wrote. 767 00:43:09.423 --> 00:43:11.216 Yeah, I'm just... I'm gonna skip. 768 00:43:11.258 --> 00:43:13.260 You can't skip things! 769 00:43:15.596 --> 00:43:17.973 It can't be skipped. 770 00:43:19.224 --> 00:43:21.351 You can't skip. 771 00:43:26.064 --> 00:43:30.402 Uh. (EXHALES) My... 772 00:43:30.444 --> 00:43:33.155 My boyfriend's kid is moving in with us 773 00:43:33.197 --> 00:43:35.407 and that's not inherently a bad thing. 774 00:43:35.449 --> 00:43:37.743 He seems like a really sweet kid, 775 00:43:37.784 --> 00:43:41.747 but I'm just a little bit worried that the... 776 00:43:41.788 --> 00:43:47.419 the baby is gonna be... lost in all of this. 777 00:43:50.380 --> 00:43:52.841 Actually that, that's, um... that's not true. 778 00:43:52.883 --> 00:43:55.093 I'm not worried that the baby's gonna be forgotten. 779 00:43:55.135 --> 00:43:59.890 I'm just worried that I'm going to be... forgotten. 780 00:44:01.850 --> 00:44:04.520 You know, Silvio has got me knocked up and now what am I? 781 00:44:04.561 --> 00:44:07.940 I'm just like a... I'm a hostage in my own body. 782 00:44:07.981 --> 00:44:10.317 I'm a goddamn delivery vessel. 783 00:44:12.986 --> 00:44:17.491 But, uh, I've got Sasch, you know, my doula. 784 00:44:17.533 --> 00:44:19.159 So that's chill. 785 00:44:19.952 --> 00:44:21.745 Smells a little musty. 786 00:44:21.787 --> 00:44:26.500 But whatever, there. I shared. 787 00:44:27.209 --> 00:44:28.335 (SNIFFS) 788 00:44:30.587 --> 00:44:32.923 (CHOPPING) 789 00:45:21.930 --> 00:45:23.098 That's what I want to do. 790 00:45:23.140 --> 00:45:25.058 Call it what it is, all right? A pussy. 791 00:45:25.100 --> 00:45:27.519 OK. Well, the doctors are gonna love that. 792 00:45:27.561 --> 00:45:30.147 (LAUGHS) Yeah, well, don't you worry about Dr. Zonkowski. 793 00:45:30.189 --> 00:45:31.982 I'll take care of him. 794 00:45:39.781 --> 00:45:41.867 And I'm so excited to use those. They're robot boobs. 795 00:45:41.909 --> 00:45:43.535 I don't want robot boobs. 796 00:45:43.577 --> 00:45:45.662 -OK, I'll put 'em down. -It's from me. 797 00:45:45.704 --> 00:45:47.623 Oh, the grinder. Now I can cultivate 798 00:45:47.664 --> 00:45:49.708 those German field worker forearms. 799 00:45:49.750 --> 00:45:52.252 This is how we grind ze food for ze baby. 800 00:45:52.294 --> 00:45:54.922 This is how you grind ze baby into ze food. 801 00:45:54.963 --> 00:45:57.674 -Ja! -Grind the baby and eat it. 802 00:45:57.716 --> 00:46:00.344 -That's great. -It's for food for the baby. 803 00:46:00.385 --> 00:46:02.763 It's to make baby food. 804 00:46:06.767 --> 00:46:10.229 Totally. Thank you, Naureen. Thank you. That's really sweet. 805 00:46:10.270 --> 00:46:12.940 -Here, let's do this one. -DEB: Thank you. 806 00:46:12.981 --> 00:46:15.359 Wow. Well, save best for last. 807 00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:16.818 -It's from... -SILVIO: Yup. 808 00:46:16.860 --> 00:46:19.530 So, "To baby, from Dad Silvio." 809 00:46:19.571 --> 00:46:22.866 -Dad Silvio, that's me. -DEB: From Daddio Silvio. 810 00:46:22.908 --> 00:46:27.204 -Yeah. -Yeah. Daddy... 811 00:46:28.372 --> 00:46:31.834 OK, ready? 812 00:46:31.875 --> 00:46:33.502 -SILVIO: Oh, let's flip it. -Oh. 813 00:46:33.544 --> 00:46:35.045 SILVIO: So that people can see it. 814 00:46:35.087 --> 00:46:35.838 Oh, wow. 815 00:46:35.879 --> 00:46:38.715 -♪ Ta-da! -Wow. 816 00:46:38.757 --> 00:46:41.969 Wait. I don't get it. 817 00:46:42.010 --> 00:46:44.680 (SIGHS) It's gender non-conforming, dummy. 818 00:46:44.721 --> 00:46:46.223 Right, 'cause we don't know the sex. 819 00:46:46.265 --> 00:46:47.808 -SILVIO: Yeah, yeah. -NAUREEN: Aw. 820 00:46:47.850 --> 00:46:49.643 SILVIO: We can put that in the nursery, or... 821 00:46:49.685 --> 00:46:51.979 It's beautiful, boo. That's really nice. 822 00:46:52.020 --> 00:46:57.276 OK. Guys? OK, now the last gift is coming out. 823 00:46:57.317 --> 00:46:59.528 -SILVIO: Arriving... -Wow, more. 824 00:46:59.570 --> 00:47:01.613 -Just about. -There's more. 825 00:47:01.655 --> 00:47:03.282 Actually coming out right now. 826 00:47:04.408 --> 00:47:06.201 Just gotta... 827 00:47:06.243 --> 00:47:08.203 Backing it up. 828 00:47:08.996 --> 00:47:10.038 All right. 829 00:47:10.080 --> 00:47:12.374 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good. You're good. You're good. 830 00:47:14.126 --> 00:47:16.128 No, it's all good. It's all good. 831 00:47:16.170 --> 00:47:18.589 Yay, and drum roll. (MIMICS DRUMROLL) 832 00:47:18.630 --> 00:47:20.424 DEB: Oh, my God! 833 00:47:20.465 --> 00:47:22.885 -SILVIO: Oh! -DEB: Wow! 834 00:47:22.926 --> 00:47:26.597 Home birth tub! (CHUCKLES) 835 00:47:26.638 --> 00:47:30.767 -Wow. My gosh. -All for you, babe. 836 00:47:30.809 --> 00:47:33.145 DEB: Yo, where are we gonna put this? 837 00:47:33.187 --> 00:47:34.646 Right here. 838 00:47:34.688 --> 00:47:37.357 OK, but we... I still haven't decided if I wanna do that. 839 00:47:37.399 --> 00:47:39.943 This is just in case you do decide to do a home birth. 840 00:47:39.985 --> 00:47:42.779 And then... but if you don't, then we can just return it. 841 00:47:42.821 --> 00:47:47.951 Um, actually it says it's non-returnable up here. 842 00:47:47.993 --> 00:47:49.661 -SILVIO: Does... does it? -Hm-hmm. 843 00:47:49.703 --> 00:47:50.704 Big words and everything. 844 00:47:50.746 --> 00:47:52.247 Oh, well, I'll take a look at that. 845 00:47:52.289 --> 00:47:55.626 But, yeah, so I mean, it's just... (CHUCKLES) 846 00:47:55.667 --> 00:47:57.503 If you don't wanna use it, you don't have to. It's just... 847 00:47:57.544 --> 00:47:59.880 -I'll take it. -Yeah, we'll take it. 848 00:47:59.922 --> 00:48:01.840 I'll take it. 849 00:48:01.882 --> 00:48:06.386 -(GASPS) Katherine. Oh, my God. -What? I'm off duty. Chill. 850 00:48:06.428 --> 00:48:09.056 Yo, I've never seen you smoke weed before. 851 00:48:09.097 --> 00:48:10.474 Good shit. 852 00:48:10.516 --> 00:48:12.601 That is one thing that I really miss. 853 00:48:12.643 --> 00:48:14.436 Yeah, I miss you smoking weed too, bitch. 854 00:48:14.478 --> 00:48:16.480 Shut up. Rude. 855 00:48:16.522 --> 00:48:17.856 You can smoke if you want. 856 00:48:17.898 --> 00:48:19.441 -Don't tell her that. -What? 857 00:48:19.483 --> 00:48:22.361 What? Seriously. You don't share lungs with your baby. 858 00:48:22.402 --> 00:48:23.987 Yeah, but the intoxication factor. 859 00:48:24.029 --> 00:48:25.989 It's no different than a couple glasses of wine. 860 00:48:26.031 --> 00:48:27.824 -Really? -Really. 861 00:48:27.866 --> 00:48:29.535 Yo, let me see that. 862 00:48:30.452 --> 00:48:32.663 -Hey, babe. -Hey! 863 00:48:33.580 --> 00:48:36.667 -What's up? -Nothing. 864 00:48:36.708 --> 00:48:39.169 We got the, uh, tub filled up. Do you wanna come check it out? 865 00:48:39.211 --> 00:48:41.880 -Oh, sure. -Cool. 866 00:48:41.922 --> 00:48:43.423 Come on. Sascha, you wanna come? 867 00:48:43.465 --> 00:48:47.135 No, I'm good. You can send me a video, baby day. 868 00:48:47.177 --> 00:48:49.054 -Go for it. -(CHUCKLES) 869 00:48:50.806 --> 00:48:53.642 -I'll be back. -Later, skater. 870 00:48:56.103 --> 00:48:58.272 So, what's with all the green? 871 00:48:58.313 --> 00:48:59.439 (LAUGHTER) 872 00:48:59.481 --> 00:49:03.026 That's interesting. I've never met one of you. 873 00:49:03.068 --> 00:49:06.113 -Wait, the reality show winner? -Yes. 874 00:49:06.154 --> 00:49:08.907 -Not for nothing. Good riddance. -Shut up. 875 00:49:08.949 --> 00:49:10.284 She loved her. 876 00:49:10.325 --> 00:49:12.828 -She doesn't know what love is. -Do any of us really know? 877 00:49:12.870 --> 00:49:15.789 Well, love is not eight parking tickets. 878 00:49:15.831 --> 00:49:16.832 (LAUGHTER) 879 00:49:16.874 --> 00:49:19.001 Dude, love is not eight parking tickets. 880 00:49:19.042 --> 00:49:20.878 And how long did she have your car? 881 00:49:20.919 --> 00:49:22.588 -Four days. -Four days! 882 00:49:22.629 --> 00:49:25.132 -Eight tickets in four days! -Get out of my... Shut up! 883 00:49:25.174 --> 00:49:27.718 Hey, wait. How'd you find out? How did you find out? 884 00:49:27.759 --> 00:49:29.720 I got the motherfucking boot. 885 00:49:29.761 --> 00:49:30.846 (LAUGHTER) 886 00:49:30.888 --> 00:49:32.723 You bitches laugh. 887 00:49:32.764 --> 00:49:36.476 OK. Fine. It's terrible. It's sad. 888 00:49:36.518 --> 00:49:38.061 Never telling you anything ever again. 889 00:49:38.103 --> 00:49:42.024 Oh, my gosh, you guys are killing me! Like, the parking. 890 00:49:42.065 --> 00:49:43.525 Like, all these parking tickets, right? 891 00:49:43.567 --> 00:49:45.736 They're supposed to pay for things. 892 00:49:45.777 --> 00:49:48.405 And, like, if we don't pay them, then what will happen? 893 00:49:48.447 --> 00:49:50.407 Like, there'll be no new paved roads 894 00:49:50.449 --> 00:49:53.160 and then the rats will come at night. 895 00:49:53.202 --> 00:49:56.330 They'll all be like... (JUDDERS) all over the place at night. 896 00:49:56.371 --> 00:49:58.207 And then they'll come during the day 897 00:49:58.248 --> 00:50:00.626 and then it'll just be, like, rats all the time. 898 00:50:00.667 --> 00:50:02.544 Taken over by the rats. 899 00:50:02.586 --> 00:50:04.671 (LAUGHS) 900 00:50:09.009 --> 00:50:10.385 -Hey, Deb. -Yeah. 901 00:50:10.427 --> 00:50:14.723 You wanna be our surr the next time around? 902 00:50:14.765 --> 00:50:16.350 -Surr? -What was that? 903 00:50:16.391 --> 00:50:18.977 It's a surrogate. Say the whole word. 904 00:50:19.019 --> 00:50:20.771 What? I like the abbreviation. 905 00:50:20.812 --> 00:50:23.148 Wait, are you guys gonna have one? 906 00:50:23.190 --> 00:50:26.193 Yeah. I mean, if this thing works out, 907 00:50:26.235 --> 00:50:28.570 you can just pop out another. 908 00:50:28.612 --> 00:50:30.197 You know, pop out another. 909 00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:32.533 Nope, that's exactly why I will not be doing it. 910 00:50:32.574 --> 00:50:35.827 This pussy is getting popped one time, one time only. 911 00:50:35.869 --> 00:50:38.080 Wait, pussies don't actually pop. 912 00:50:38.121 --> 00:50:40.791 -(LAUGHS) -SASCHA: No. 913 00:50:40.832 --> 00:50:42.292 I mean, there can be some tearing. 914 00:50:42.334 --> 00:50:44.336 God, that's the thing that I'm the most afraid of. 915 00:50:44.378 --> 00:50:47.923 Yeah. Natasha, she ripped all the way through the perineum. 916 00:50:47.965 --> 00:50:50.217 Just like blood, just... 917 00:50:50.259 --> 00:50:53.303 -Sorry. -What the fuck? 918 00:50:53.345 --> 00:50:54.805 God! 919 00:50:54.847 --> 00:50:55.973 It's probably not the best idea 920 00:50:56.014 --> 00:50:57.766 to talk about your ex-wife's birth story 921 00:50:57.808 --> 00:50:59.268 in front of your current girlfriend 922 00:50:59.309 --> 00:51:00.435 who's pregnant with your child. 923 00:51:00.477 --> 00:51:03.605 -Yeah. No, totally. I'm sorry. -SASCHA: I'm just saying. 924 00:51:03.647 --> 00:51:08.735 Every birth story is different. it's our job as care providers 925 00:51:08.777 --> 00:51:11.697 to find out what that experience wants to be 926 00:51:11.738 --> 00:51:13.365 and protect it as best we can. 927 00:51:13.991 --> 00:51:15.617 For sure. 928 00:51:15.659 --> 00:51:18.495 SASCHA: But to answer your question, uh... 929 00:51:18.537 --> 00:51:21.915 I've only had to deal with a full vaginal prolapse 930 00:51:21.957 --> 00:51:23.500 three times in 20 years. 931 00:51:23.542 --> 00:51:26.587 -Sorry, what was that? -SASCHA: Prolapse? 932 00:51:26.628 --> 00:51:32.009 It's... it's where the vagina turns inside out, basically. 933 00:51:32.050 --> 00:51:33.677 -Oh, ew. -DEB: What? 934 00:51:33.719 --> 00:51:34.928 KATHERINE: Why "ew" over there? 935 00:51:34.970 --> 00:51:36.680 This is the cradle of humanity, bitches. 936 00:51:36.722 --> 00:51:38.348 MAN: I'm all for the cradle of humanity. 937 00:51:38.390 --> 00:51:40.309 I just don't wanna think about it inside out. 938 00:51:40.350 --> 00:51:41.393 It's just... Wrong way. 939 00:51:41.435 --> 00:51:43.896 Whether you wanna think about it or not, you still need it. 940 00:51:43.937 --> 00:51:48.734 So I will volunteer. Got nothing tying me down anymore, so... 941 00:52:05.959 --> 00:52:07.085 (GROANS) 942 00:52:07.127 --> 00:52:08.962 Oh, yeah. 943 00:52:09.004 --> 00:52:11.757 (MOANS) 944 00:52:12.716 --> 00:52:14.968 (GRUNTS) 945 00:52:20.682 --> 00:52:22.976 Oh, shit. Shit. 946 00:52:25.687 --> 00:52:28.273 (KATHERINE MOANS) 947 00:52:53.340 --> 00:52:55.175 Dirty little bastard. 948 00:53:02.724 --> 00:53:04.142 (DOOR OPENS) 949 00:53:04.184 --> 00:53:05.602 (DEB GRUNTS) 950 00:53:08.021 --> 00:53:10.983 Hey, there you are. No, you don't have to do all this. 951 00:53:11.024 --> 00:53:13.277 I don't have to. I choose to. 952 00:53:13.318 --> 00:53:15.153 That is the greatest freedom. 953 00:53:15.195 --> 00:53:17.030 Right. Chill. 954 00:53:17.072 --> 00:53:20.075 But seriously, go to bed. 955 00:53:20.117 --> 00:53:21.952 Why don't you relax? 956 00:53:21.994 --> 00:53:25.747 Because I don't want to. 957 00:53:29.126 --> 00:53:31.420 (SASCHA GRUNTS) 958 00:53:31.461 --> 00:53:34.464 SILVIO: It's the last of it. Everybody's gone. 959 00:53:36.466 --> 00:53:40.888 -That Naureen is a character. -Yeah. Oh, my God, total kook. 960 00:53:42.931 --> 00:53:44.433 What are you doing? 961 00:53:46.727 --> 00:53:48.061 Relaxing. 962 00:53:49.396 --> 00:53:50.689 Wow. 963 00:53:50.731 --> 00:53:52.524 I don't share lungs with the baby. 964 00:53:52.566 --> 00:53:54.484 No. But, Deb, the intoxication factor. 965 00:53:54.526 --> 00:53:59.114 Also, that tub is going back to the motherfucking emporium. 966 00:53:59.156 --> 00:54:01.992 DEB: Listen to me, hear me. 967 00:54:02.034 --> 00:54:04.661 I'm going to the hospital to have this baby. 968 00:54:04.703 --> 00:54:06.079 SILVIO: Honey... 969 00:54:06.747 --> 00:54:08.582 Honey, seriously. 970 00:54:08.624 --> 00:54:10.459 Sascha. 971 00:54:12.085 --> 00:54:16.256 Do you know what the term doula translates to? 972 00:54:22.471 --> 00:54:23.597 Ask her. 973 00:54:26.433 --> 00:54:28.143 SASCHA: Just lubing you up a little here. 974 00:54:28.185 --> 00:54:29.520 DEB: I feel like a beached whale. 975 00:54:29.561 --> 00:54:31.813 Yes, but... OK, this is about the baby now. 976 00:54:31.855 --> 00:54:33.607 -I know. I know. -All right? 977 00:54:33.649 --> 00:54:35.025 This is dish soap and water. 978 00:54:35.067 --> 00:54:37.861 It's the same exact consistency as the fluids of the birth 979 00:54:37.903 --> 00:54:39.029 or of the pussy. 980 00:54:39.071 --> 00:54:40.948 Thank you for honoring my word choice. 981 00:54:40.989 --> 00:54:44.409 You're welcome. Now let's close our eyes and breathe. 982 00:54:44.451 --> 00:54:47.454 (BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY) 983 00:54:47.496 --> 00:54:49.665 -(GROANS) -Come on out, baby. 984 00:54:51.166 --> 00:54:53.126 (BOTH GROAN) 985 00:54:53.168 --> 00:54:56.797 (BOTH MIMIC BABY CRYING) 986 00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:04.346 DEB: Oh, jeez. 987 00:55:05.013 --> 00:55:06.431 Ooh. (GROANS) 988 00:55:06.473 --> 00:55:07.724 The cord of life. 989 00:55:07.766 --> 00:55:09.351 -I did it. -You're free of it. 990 00:55:09.393 --> 00:55:10.853 I've been born! 991 00:55:10.894 --> 00:55:12.104 -Oh. -(MIMICS BABY) 992 00:55:12.145 --> 00:55:15.274 Your baby is here. Silvio, that was nice. 993 00:55:15.315 --> 00:55:17.526 -DEB: It was a great birth. -Good job. 994 00:55:17.568 --> 00:55:18.902 SASCHA: You wanna try? 995 00:55:18.944 --> 00:55:20.988 -SASCHA: Come on over here. -DEB: Come on. Get in here. 996 00:55:21.029 --> 00:55:23.156 (GRUNTS) 997 00:55:23.198 --> 00:55:26.785 -SILVIO: What is this? -This is dish soap and water. 998 00:55:26.827 --> 00:55:29.162 -It's the same consistency... -No, I heard that part. 999 00:55:29.204 --> 00:55:32.207 -I'm saying what is your deal? -What is my deal? 1000 00:55:32.249 --> 00:55:35.210 My deal is that I'm here to help Deb and to help you 1001 00:55:35.252 --> 00:55:36.712 bring this baby into the world. 1002 00:55:36.753 --> 00:55:38.380 Crossing over the Rainbow Bridge. 1003 00:55:38.422 --> 00:55:39.381 I don't mean that. 1004 00:55:39.423 --> 00:55:42.926 I mean, like, you said that you were going to help help. 1005 00:55:42.968 --> 00:55:44.553 What are you talking about? 1006 00:55:44.595 --> 00:55:46.430 With advocating for the home birth. 1007 00:55:46.471 --> 00:55:49.057 -I never said that. -Yes, you did. You said... 1008 00:55:49.099 --> 00:55:52.895 I said I'm looking out for her. That's what I said. 1009 00:55:52.936 --> 00:55:55.522 But maybe you'll talk to her, tell her the story... 1010 00:55:55.564 --> 00:55:58.650 Shh. Babies don't talk. OK. 1011 00:55:58.692 --> 00:56:01.570 (RAPID BREATHING, GRUNTS) 1012 00:56:01.612 --> 00:56:02.946 Ooh, you're a heavy baby. 1013 00:56:02.988 --> 00:56:04.823 Deb, I need help pulling this fat baby. 1014 00:56:04.865 --> 00:56:06.408 -Come on. -DEB: All right. 1015 00:56:07.701 --> 00:56:09.953 -Got you, babe. -I don't think that's necessary. 1016 00:56:09.995 --> 00:56:12.414 -SASCHA: Shh. Shh. -DEB: Here you go. Ready? 1017 00:56:13.290 --> 00:56:15.834 (RAPID BREATHING) 1018 00:56:17.836 --> 00:56:19.630 DEB: Oh, my God. 1019 00:56:21.673 --> 00:56:23.050 DEB: Silvio? 1020 00:56:23.884 --> 00:56:25.719 DEB: Babe? Hey, babe. 1021 00:56:25.761 --> 00:56:27.221 Are you OK? 1022 00:56:27.262 --> 00:56:29.014 (SILVIO SOBS) 1023 00:56:29.056 --> 00:56:30.891 You're safe now. Nothing can hurt you. 1024 00:56:30.933 --> 00:56:34.269 -SASCHA: Shh. Shh, shh. -(SOBS) 1025 00:56:34.311 --> 00:56:36.939 -Deb. -DEB: Yeah? 1026 00:56:36.980 --> 00:56:39.650 Deb, I don't want the baby to be born in the hospital 1027 00:56:39.691 --> 00:56:42.903 'cause Will was born in the hospital and we almost lost him. 1028 00:56:42.945 --> 00:56:44.655 OK, I didn't know that. 1029 00:56:44.696 --> 00:56:50.035 Yeah, that doctor. That doctor, I think he's a cutter. 1030 00:56:50.077 --> 00:56:51.161 Dr. Zonkowski? 1031 00:56:51.203 --> 00:56:53.038 -SILVIO: Uh-huh. -DEB: Who told you that? 1032 00:56:53.080 --> 00:56:57.417 -No one. I have a feeling. -DEB: OK. 1033 00:56:57.459 --> 00:57:00.045 I understand, but this is my decision 1034 00:57:00.087 --> 00:57:02.506 and this is the way that it's going to be. 1035 00:57:03.215 --> 00:57:05.008 DEB: OK? 1036 00:57:05.676 --> 00:57:07.010 -OK. -OK? 1037 00:57:07.803 --> 00:57:09.263 OK. 1038 00:57:10.931 --> 00:57:13.225 I mean, OK. 1039 00:57:15.602 --> 00:57:17.271 Do you want...? 1040 00:57:20.148 --> 00:57:22.276 I didn't do that. You did that. 1041 00:57:23.735 --> 00:57:26.321 -Just take your time. -It's all about growing. 1042 00:57:34.913 --> 00:57:37.416 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 1043 00:57:53.307 --> 00:57:56.768 (GENTLE MUSIC) 1044 00:58:34.806 --> 00:58:36.683 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 1045 00:58:48.237 --> 00:58:51.323 Hey, yo. Where's Hatcher? 1046 00:58:51.365 --> 00:58:53.158 Oh, uh, I don't think he's gonna make it. 1047 00:58:53.200 --> 00:58:54.201 He was on that group text. 1048 00:58:54.243 --> 00:58:56.787 -You didn't get it? -Oh, fuck, are you serious? 1049 00:58:56.828 --> 00:58:59.081 No, I was not included on that. 1050 00:58:59.122 --> 00:59:01.124 Probably because if I knew he was making excuses, 1051 00:59:01.166 --> 00:59:04.002 I'd go to his house, drag him outta bed by the fucking diaper. 1052 00:59:04.044 --> 00:59:05.379 (CHUCKLES) 1053 00:59:05.420 --> 00:59:07.631 Well, we got seven. We could... 1054 00:59:07.673 --> 00:59:11.343 Seven's not enough. No, we gotta have fours. C'mon. 1055 00:59:11.385 --> 00:59:14.471 Hey, yo! Hey, come here, man. 1056 00:59:14.513 --> 00:59:16.056 -Oh... -Yeah, you. 1057 00:59:16.098 --> 00:59:19.685 You, wavy gravy. Come on, bro. Play with us. We need one more. 1058 00:59:19.726 --> 00:59:20.727 I don't know, man. 1059 00:59:20.769 --> 00:59:22.437 -That dude. -Have fun with a four on four. 1060 00:59:22.479 --> 00:59:24.815 -All right. -Let's flip for it. 1061 00:59:24.857 --> 00:59:26.441 -Hey. -All right, he's on your team. 1062 00:59:26.483 --> 00:59:28.068 -All right. Tony. -Sascha. 1063 00:59:28.110 --> 00:59:31.280 -Let's do it, Sascha. -You have beautiful eyes. 1064 00:59:31.321 --> 00:59:33.699 This way, buddy. Thanks, man. 1065 00:59:33.740 --> 00:59:35.951 -Appreciate that. -(CHUCKLES) 1066 00:59:42.833 --> 00:59:46.336 (ROCK MUSIC) 1067 00:59:49.173 --> 00:59:51.216 Stall two. Stall three. 1068 00:59:52.634 --> 00:59:54.178 Get back. 1069 00:59:56.597 --> 00:59:57.973 SASCHA: Yes! 1070 01:00:12.279 --> 01:00:13.739 Coming your way! 1071 01:00:23.999 --> 01:00:25.250 Oh, you dropped it? 1072 01:00:26.835 --> 01:00:28.045 (GRUNTING) 1073 01:00:28.086 --> 01:00:30.964 (SHOUTING) 1074 01:00:31.006 --> 01:00:32.925 (CHEERING) 1075 01:00:32.966 --> 01:00:37.513 SASCHA: Silvio, maybe faster. Little feet. 1076 01:00:39.556 --> 01:00:41.475 -Yeah! -No, no. He's not there. 1077 01:00:41.517 --> 01:00:43.727 No, no. That's right here. You catch it right here. 1078 01:00:43.769 --> 01:00:45.562 -There's the line. -The line is right there. 1079 01:00:45.604 --> 01:00:46.605 The line is right here! 1080 01:00:46.647 --> 01:00:48.857 -You caught it right here. -He caught it right here. 1081 01:00:48.899 --> 01:00:50.776 -That's no good. -Take it back. 1082 01:00:50.817 --> 01:00:52.402 -Is your leg OK? -Nope, nope. 1083 01:00:52.444 --> 01:00:55.280 Get that stall. Stall two! 1084 01:00:55.322 --> 01:00:57.074 -Stall one. -Watch the cut. 1085 01:00:59.743 --> 01:01:02.496 -No, no, no. I got a foul there. -What? No. 1086 01:01:02.538 --> 01:01:03.914 -How? -Pushed off. 1087 01:01:03.956 --> 01:01:06.667 -No, dude. That was clean. -Sascha. What do you say? 1088 01:01:06.708 --> 01:01:08.627 SASCHA: Let's take it back to the contested throw. 1089 01:01:08.669 --> 01:01:09.795 -Dude. -Take it back. 1090 01:01:09.837 --> 01:01:11.505 -Dude. -Spirit of the game. 1091 01:01:11.547 --> 01:01:13.257 -Great spirit, Sascha. -There we go. 1092 01:01:13.298 --> 01:01:14.967 -Great spirit. -Respect, bro. 1093 01:01:15.008 --> 01:01:16.009 Spirit of the game. 1094 01:01:16.051 --> 01:01:17.219 -I got you. -Let's go. 1095 01:01:17.261 --> 01:01:18.929 From the guy who's never played before, 1096 01:01:18.971 --> 01:01:20.681 but knows what spirit of the game means. 1097 01:01:20.722 --> 01:01:23.058 -Disc in. -Let's go. 1098 01:01:23.100 --> 01:01:24.852 -Stall one. -Watch the cut. 1099 01:01:24.893 --> 01:01:28.230 Stall two. Stall three. Stall four. 1100 01:01:28.272 --> 01:01:29.314 (GRUNTS) 1101 01:01:29.356 --> 01:01:33.402 -Oh, there it is! -No way. No way! 1102 01:01:33.443 --> 01:01:35.112 You're gonna push off again? 1103 01:01:35.153 --> 01:01:37.447 Spirit of the game? My ass, brother! 1104 01:01:37.489 --> 01:01:38.657 TONY: Silvio, chill. 1105 01:01:38.699 --> 01:01:40.951 SILVIO: I'm gonna give you one more chance. 1106 01:01:40.993 --> 01:01:43.120 Did you push off or did you not push off? 1107 01:01:43.161 --> 01:01:44.162 No. 1108 01:01:44.204 --> 01:01:45.789 OK, then you can get your shit and get out 1109 01:01:45.831 --> 01:01:47.374 'cause you're fucking fired. 1110 01:01:47.416 --> 01:01:49.251 C'mon. C'mon. 1111 01:01:49.293 --> 01:01:51.086 Silvio, let's keep playing. 1112 01:01:51.128 --> 01:01:53.630 -You work for him? -I'll be right back. Silvio. 1113 01:01:53.672 --> 01:01:54.673 Fuck. 1114 01:01:54.715 --> 01:01:57.134 Are you looking at this? Are you seeing this? 1115 01:01:57.176 --> 01:01:58.844 I'm pretty sure that we can work this out. 1116 01:01:58.886 --> 01:02:00.637 SILVIO: Nothing to work out. He gone! 1117 01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:02.806 SASCHA: But it's not really your decision to make. 1118 01:02:02.848 --> 01:02:05.350 Oh, no? Who do you think pays your little invoices, dude? 1119 01:02:05.392 --> 01:02:07.853 DEB: Dude, what is going on with you? 1120 01:02:07.895 --> 01:02:08.896 I hire, I fire. 1121 01:02:08.937 --> 01:02:11.398 That's the way it works, Deb, in a capitalistic environment. 1122 01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:13.609 OK, so I have no say in this whatsoever? 1123 01:02:13.650 --> 01:02:15.527 The person that's actually having this baby? 1124 01:02:15.569 --> 01:02:17.279 You didn't want him in the first place. 1125 01:02:17.321 --> 01:02:19.031 DEB: Yeah, but now I do. 1126 01:02:19.072 --> 01:02:20.657 Well, you want him, you can pay him. 1127 01:02:20.699 --> 01:02:23.702 Great. That is super fucking mature. 1128 01:02:23.744 --> 01:02:25.287 OK, you guys wanna drink wine 1129 01:02:25.329 --> 01:02:27.789 and smoke weed and do God knows what else? 1130 01:02:27.831 --> 01:02:30.334 Then go ahead, fine. Whatever. It's no big deal. 1131 01:02:30.375 --> 01:02:31.793 It's just my fucking child, Deb. 1132 01:02:31.835 --> 01:02:33.378 DEB: I'm sorry, God knows what else? 1133 01:02:33.420 --> 01:02:34.588 What are you talking about? 1134 01:02:34.630 --> 01:02:37.299 You are the person that forced this. 1135 01:02:37.341 --> 01:02:40.719 I thought it would be... alternative prenatal care. 1136 01:02:40.761 --> 01:02:43.514 -It is! -Not this radical hippie shit. 1137 01:02:43.555 --> 01:02:45.474 -SASCHA: I'll go, Deb. -Which is frankly insane. 1138 01:02:45.516 --> 01:02:47.976 -Not a big deal. -You are not going anywhere. 1139 01:02:48.018 --> 01:02:49.311 Did you know that he got a blow 1140 01:02:49.353 --> 01:02:51.313 from Katherine at the baby shower? 1141 01:02:52.189 --> 01:02:54.024 (LAUGHS) 1142 01:02:55.234 --> 01:02:57.236 -Wait, really? -And then some. 1143 01:02:57.277 --> 01:03:00.239 (LAUGHS) OK. Wow, OK. 1144 01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:02.157 Um... 1145 01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:05.035 Yeah, sorry. So that's what the problem is? 1146 01:03:05.077 --> 01:03:06.745 -So what? -So what? 1147 01:03:06.787 --> 01:03:08.622 So you're OK with that behavior? 1148 01:03:08.664 --> 01:03:10.374 With getting blowjobs? 1149 01:03:10.415 --> 01:03:12.626 Yeah, so long as he's not blowing my baby, 1150 01:03:12.668 --> 01:03:14.419 I'm pretty sure I'm cool with it. 1151 01:03:14.461 --> 01:03:15.629 -Wow! -He's a doula. 1152 01:03:15.671 --> 01:03:17.005 -Wow. -Not the Pope. 1153 01:03:17.047 --> 01:03:18.841 Yeah, I know he's not the Pope. 1154 01:03:18.882 --> 01:03:21.468 I'll have that image in my mind forever. 1155 01:03:21.510 --> 01:03:25.639 Do I not have a right to feel pleasure, Silvio? 1156 01:03:25.681 --> 01:03:28.016 Do I not have the right to heal? 1157 01:03:28.058 --> 01:03:29.685 Perhaps if you weren't so dead set 1158 01:03:29.726 --> 01:03:31.436 on denying pleasure to yourself, 1159 01:03:31.478 --> 01:03:33.564 you wouldn't so harshly judge those of us 1160 01:03:33.605 --> 01:03:35.107 who allow ourselves to feel it. 1161 01:03:35.148 --> 01:03:38.986 Yeah. Blah, blah. Psychology, psychology. 1162 01:03:39.027 --> 01:03:40.654 Yeah, walk away. 1163 01:03:40.696 --> 01:03:43.198 DEB: God, you are being such a fucking baby right now. 1164 01:03:43.240 --> 01:03:46.034 Be that as it may, it is him or me, baby. 1165 01:03:46.076 --> 01:03:47.369 I'm sorry, what? 1166 01:03:47.411 --> 01:03:50.831 -That is totally unfair. -I don't care. 1167 01:03:56.336 --> 01:03:57.671 I have... 1168 01:03:59.590 --> 01:04:01.925 I didn't even wanna have this baby in the first place. 1169 01:04:01.967 --> 01:04:03.760 -Deb. -No. I let you talk me into it 1170 01:04:03.802 --> 01:04:06.346 with all your fucking bullshit about geriatric pregnancies 1171 01:04:06.388 --> 01:04:08.015 -and this and that. -Deb, Deb. 1172 01:04:08.056 --> 01:04:10.601 You were the one who said that I was getting past my prime, 1173 01:04:10.642 --> 01:04:12.394 that I was getting a bit long in the tooth. 1174 01:04:12.436 --> 01:04:13.896 Oh, come on now. That was a joke. 1175 01:04:13.937 --> 01:04:16.190 Well, it fucking hurt! OK? 1176 01:04:16.231 --> 01:04:18.233 I still have a life that I wanna live. 1177 01:04:18.275 --> 01:04:20.944 I still have things I wanna do in this world, you asshole. 1178 01:04:20.986 --> 01:04:23.197 I had a basketball career! 1179 01:04:23.238 --> 01:04:27.826 No, you make fun of that, but that means something to me. 1180 01:04:27.868 --> 01:04:29.536 So you wanna do this all over again, 1181 01:04:29.578 --> 01:04:30.746 you wanna have another baby, 1182 01:04:30.787 --> 01:04:33.415 but you wanna do it on your terms this time. 1183 01:04:33.457 --> 01:04:35.375 But at whose expense? At my expense. 1184 01:04:35.417 --> 01:04:37.711 Everything is at my expense! 1185 01:04:37.753 --> 01:04:41.465 And so now you won't even let me keep my doula that you hired. 1186 01:04:43.175 --> 01:04:45.511 That I love anyways despite his body odor 1187 01:04:45.552 --> 01:04:49.097 and his borderline inappropriate sexual dalliances 1188 01:04:49.139 --> 01:04:50.891 with my best friend. 1189 01:04:53.268 --> 01:04:58.148 This is so not cool, man. You cannot make me choose. 1190 01:05:02.694 --> 01:05:05.447 (DEB SOBS) 1191 01:05:07.741 --> 01:05:10.786 Deb. Deb. 1192 01:05:10.827 --> 01:05:12.538 SILVIO: You're right. I'm sorry. 1193 01:05:12.579 --> 01:05:13.705 DEB: Oh, thanks! 1194 01:05:25.717 --> 01:05:28.345 -I know you like green. -Thank you. 1195 01:05:31.181 --> 01:05:32.599 Red or blue? 1196 01:05:49.533 --> 01:05:51.743 I just wanna say to both of you that I'm really sorry. 1197 01:05:51.785 --> 01:05:54.705 I think I'm just a little stressed out. 1198 01:05:54.746 --> 01:05:57.165 I have to get up really early tomorrow. 1199 01:05:57.207 --> 01:06:00.502 -For what? -To pick up Will. 1200 01:06:00.544 --> 01:06:04.214 -Oh, at the airport? -No, in Taos. 1201 01:06:06.216 --> 01:06:07.718 In Taos? 1202 01:06:07.759 --> 01:06:10.179 Wait, were you driving? That's, like, a thousand miles away. 1203 01:06:10.220 --> 01:06:11.597 When are you gonna be back? 1204 01:06:11.638 --> 01:06:14.433 Well, I mean, you knew about it. 1205 01:06:14.474 --> 01:06:16.476 Tomorrow's the first day of my window. 1206 01:06:16.518 --> 01:06:19.479 I did not know about this. 1207 01:06:19.521 --> 01:06:21.023 Yes, you did. We talked about it. 1208 01:06:21.064 --> 01:06:24.484 You talked. You said, "Oh, it's just the first day of..." 1209 01:06:25.777 --> 01:06:26.987 I thought we talked about it. 1210 01:06:27.029 --> 01:06:28.739 Oh, my God, you're doing it again. 1211 01:06:28.780 --> 01:06:31.325 -Doing what? -You're fucking doing it again. 1212 01:06:31.366 --> 01:06:32.326 Everything is cool. 1213 01:06:32.367 --> 01:06:34.328 There's snowcones and here you are, 1214 01:06:34.369 --> 01:06:37.456 you are taking advantage of good feelings to pull one over on me? 1215 01:06:37.497 --> 01:06:39.499 No, I'm not doing that at all. 1216 01:06:39.541 --> 01:06:42.794 Don't lie. Have some respect for yourself. 1217 01:06:42.836 --> 01:06:45.547 Deb, OK. We're talking about my son here. 1218 01:06:45.589 --> 01:06:48.258 -He's my son. -You know, this is your son. 1219 01:06:49.551 --> 01:06:51.386 You mean you found out the sex behind my back? 1220 01:06:51.428 --> 01:06:53.347 Oh, my God, so what? 1221 01:06:53.388 --> 01:06:54.765 Did you know at the baby shower? 1222 01:06:54.806 --> 01:06:58.060 The painting that I gave you? That is so embarrassing. 1223 01:06:58.101 --> 01:07:00.062 You really fucking suck, man. 1224 01:07:00.103 --> 01:07:03.607 You know, you just cannot ever make me the priority, can you? 1225 01:07:03.649 --> 01:07:06.276 I cannot do this with you anymore! 1226 01:07:11.448 --> 01:07:14.159 (FIRE CRACKLES) 1227 01:07:18.789 --> 01:07:22.626 We should burn some hair or something. Toenails. 1228 01:07:22.668 --> 01:07:24.837 Maybe do a Wiccan ritual. 1229 01:07:24.878 --> 01:07:26.922 If I had the toenails of my enemies, 1230 01:07:26.964 --> 01:07:29.258 I would burn them to make them suffer. 1231 01:07:29.299 --> 01:07:32.678 Silvio probably left some lying around. 1232 01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:34.638 In fact, I know he did. 1233 01:07:36.974 --> 01:07:39.810 -What's that wine taste like? -Tastes like wine. 1234 01:07:39.852 --> 01:07:42.729 Does it taste like getting raped in the face by an oak branch? 1235 01:07:42.771 --> 01:07:44.064 Based on the one time 1236 01:07:44.106 --> 01:07:47.150 that happened to me, yes, very similar. 1237 01:07:47.818 --> 01:07:49.236 Gimme that. 1238 01:07:53.240 --> 01:07:54.741 Thank you. 1239 01:07:56.535 --> 01:07:59.830 No, I don't want any looks or attitude or judgment from you. 1240 01:07:59.872 --> 01:08:01.206 KATHERINE: I didn't say anything. 1241 01:08:01.248 --> 01:08:03.458 I know you didn't say anything, but I know you're thinking it 1242 01:08:03.500 --> 01:08:04.877 and you're gonna say something later. 1243 01:08:04.918 --> 01:08:07.171 And all of the recent science suggests 1244 01:08:07.212 --> 01:08:09.381 that a little bit of alcohol here and there 1245 01:08:09.423 --> 01:08:11.758 does not harm the baby, OK? 1246 01:08:11.800 --> 01:08:13.135 And for Christ's sakes, 1247 01:08:13.177 --> 01:08:16.930 my mom smoked and drank her way through the entire pregnancy, 1248 01:08:16.971 --> 01:08:19.099 and look at me. I'm fine, right? 1249 01:08:19.892 --> 01:08:22.644 Yeah, if you say so. 1250 01:08:22.685 --> 01:08:25.479 You gonna give that back to me or...? 1251 01:08:25.522 --> 01:08:26.899 Oh, no, this is mine now. 1252 01:08:26.939 --> 01:08:28.524 (LAUGHTER IN THE DISTANCE) 1253 01:08:30.819 --> 01:08:32.362 Who goes there?! 1254 01:08:34.031 --> 01:08:35.490 -Where are you going? -Stay there. 1255 01:08:35.532 --> 01:08:39.536 What? Stop. Come back. You... 1256 01:08:44.499 --> 01:08:47.711 -Freeze, motherfucker! -Freeze. Oh... 1257 01:08:47.752 --> 01:08:49.212 (GRACIE GASPS) 1258 01:08:49.254 --> 01:08:52.841 -What the fuck? Gracie? -Deb?! 1259 01:08:52.883 --> 01:08:55.135 -Deb, is that you? -DEB: Yeah. 1260 01:08:55.176 --> 01:08:57.554 Do you live in this neighborhood? 1261 01:08:57.595 --> 01:08:59.473 Yeah, this is my house. 1262 01:08:59.515 --> 01:09:01.183 No way! That is so... 1263 01:09:01.225 --> 01:09:03.602 That is divinely random is what that is. 1264 01:09:03.644 --> 01:09:04.685 Hey, Sasch! 1265 01:09:04.728 --> 01:09:06.354 -Hi. -Oh, this is amazing! 1266 01:09:06.395 --> 01:09:08.857 -Are you OK, ma'am? -Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm good. 1267 01:09:08.899 --> 01:09:11.109 I forage in this neighborhood all the time. 1268 01:09:11.151 --> 01:09:14.363 I just had no idea that this was your house, dear one. 1269 01:09:14.404 --> 01:09:16.198 Look at all these lemons! 1270 01:09:16.240 --> 01:09:18.951 Wow, she's lost it. 1271 01:09:18.992 --> 01:09:20.661 Do you think she's OK? Should we... 1272 01:09:20.702 --> 01:09:22.287 -Should she come inside? -Yes. 1273 01:09:22.328 --> 01:09:23.622 Do you wanna come inside? 1274 01:09:23.663 --> 01:09:26.416 I love inside. I love outside, yes. 1275 01:09:26.457 --> 01:09:28.335 Yes. Confirmed. 1276 01:09:34.591 --> 01:09:36.343 Where's your husband? 1277 01:09:38.386 --> 01:09:40.805 Oh, we were never married. 1278 01:09:40.848 --> 01:09:46.478 But, um, if you mean Silvio, uh... 1279 01:09:47.437 --> 01:09:50.064 Then I don't know. 1280 01:09:50.107 --> 01:09:53.068 He went to some art opening, I guess. 1281 01:09:54.653 --> 01:09:57.197 We got into a fight and he left. 1282 01:10:02.411 --> 01:10:03.787 Fuck it. 1283 01:10:08.750 --> 01:10:13.088 You know the Shipibo people hug from heart to heart? 1284 01:10:13.130 --> 01:10:16.425 -The Ship...? No. -Do you need a hug right now? 1285 01:10:17.009 --> 01:10:18.594 (EXHALES) 1286 01:10:19.386 --> 01:10:23.182 -Yeah? -Sure, yeah. 1287 01:10:23.223 --> 01:10:25.642 -Yes. -Great. 1288 01:10:35.027 --> 01:10:39.198 (BREATHES DEEPLY) Mmm... 1289 01:10:40.490 --> 01:10:42.492 -(LAUGHS) -Hm. 1290 01:10:51.502 --> 01:10:53.086 You're early. 1291 01:11:01.136 --> 01:11:02.429 You're early. 1292 01:11:02.471 --> 01:11:04.264 Oh, right. 1293 01:11:05.766 --> 01:11:07.726 Bartender. (CHUCKLES) 1294 01:11:07.768 --> 01:11:10.896 Hey. Sil, what's up, man? 1295 01:11:10.938 --> 01:11:12.523 -You look gorgeous. -Oh, thank you. 1296 01:11:12.564 --> 01:11:13.857 -You look gorgeous. -Thank you. 1297 01:11:13.899 --> 01:11:16.568 -I love this. -Yeah. I just, uh... 1298 01:11:16.610 --> 01:11:17.778 You're a little early. 1299 01:11:17.819 --> 01:11:19.988 No, no. Yeah, that's what everybody's been saying. 1300 01:11:20.030 --> 01:11:23.784 Um, may I have a squirting concubine, please? 1301 01:11:23.825 --> 01:11:24.868 A what? 1302 01:11:24.910 --> 01:11:27.538 Oh, it's just a joke based on the theme of the... 1303 01:11:27.579 --> 01:11:29.164 -The book? Oh. -No, no. 1304 01:11:29.206 --> 01:11:30.791 Just a light beer or whatever you like. 1305 01:11:30.832 --> 01:11:32.084 -OK. -Yeah. 1306 01:11:32.125 --> 01:11:34.670 -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) -Amy, Amy. 1307 01:11:34.711 --> 01:11:39.049 Hey, Arbel, do you have, um, any, um... 1308 01:11:39.091 --> 01:11:43.095 -Coke? -No. Shrooms? 1309 01:11:43.136 --> 01:11:44.680 I thought that wasn't your thing. 1310 01:11:44.721 --> 01:11:47.099 -No, tonight it is. -Tonight's the night? 1311 01:11:47.140 --> 01:11:48.183 Let's do it. 1312 01:11:48.225 --> 01:11:49.643 I've been waiting, like, a year. 1313 01:11:49.685 --> 01:11:51.562 Yeah, yeah. No, this is... I'm feeling it. 1314 01:11:51.603 --> 01:11:53.146 SILVIO: After the day I had, you know? 1315 01:11:53.188 --> 01:11:55.107 -ARBEL: This is good shit. -What's happening? 1316 01:11:55.148 --> 01:11:58.443 Organic. My friend Elma grows this. Take one. 1317 01:11:58.485 --> 01:12:01.154 -Take two. -Ooh, Nelly. 1318 01:12:01.655 --> 01:12:03.282 Lift-off. 1319 01:12:04.825 --> 01:12:07.494 Mmm. Mmm. 1320 01:12:07.536 --> 01:12:09.121 -God. -That's nice. 1321 01:12:09.162 --> 01:12:12.583 Samuel's been in the cage since breakfast. 1322 01:12:12.624 --> 01:12:16.295 Mercy is not on the menu. 1323 01:12:16.336 --> 01:12:18.589 Are we letting people in? Why are we letting people in? 1324 01:12:18.630 --> 01:12:20.549 It... He's with me. He's a friend. 1325 01:12:20.591 --> 01:12:22.634 (MAN GRUNTS) 1326 01:12:22.676 --> 01:12:25.012 -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) -Welcome. 1327 01:12:25.596 --> 01:12:27.347 Thank you. 1328 01:12:27.389 --> 01:12:30.267 -This is crazy. -Yeah, it's gonna get... 1329 01:12:30.309 --> 01:12:32.269 -It's gonna get good. -OK. 1330 01:12:32.311 --> 01:12:33.604 Stay here, all right? 1331 01:12:33.645 --> 01:12:35.397 -I'll be back. -OK. Yeah. I'll just... 1332 01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:37.357 -ARBEL: Just hang out. -All right. 1333 01:12:43.071 --> 01:12:45.782 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 1334 01:13:00.047 --> 01:13:03.217 Deb, stop. Get off me. 1335 01:13:03.258 --> 01:13:05.844 -Seriously, stop. It's annoying. -Oh, my God. 1336 01:13:05.886 --> 01:13:08.680 You're embarrassing me in front of my new friend Gracie. 1337 01:13:08.722 --> 01:13:11.892 KATHERINE: No, you're embarrassing yourself. 1338 01:13:11.934 --> 01:13:14.728 I don't understand what's wrong with grabbing an ass. 1339 01:13:14.770 --> 01:13:18.941 Stop! Because it's mine. And you're clearly drunk. 1340 01:13:18.982 --> 01:13:20.692 Oh, God. 1341 01:13:20.734 --> 01:13:22.778 -But I like asses. -OK, she's on the floor now. 1342 01:13:22.819 --> 01:13:26.073 I like asses. I don't know what you want me to do about that. 1343 01:13:26.114 --> 01:13:27.199 All right, look, dude. 1344 01:13:27.241 --> 01:13:28.283 I know you're going through, 1345 01:13:28.325 --> 01:13:29.868 like, a whole thing right now, but... 1346 01:13:29.910 --> 01:13:31.870 I am. I'm going through a hard time. 1347 01:13:31.912 --> 01:13:34.623 Would you take pity on this? 1348 01:13:34.665 --> 01:13:37.292 She doesn't pity you. She cares about you. 1349 01:13:37.334 --> 01:13:39.419 -OK. -That's questionable. 1350 01:13:39.461 --> 01:13:43.090 I know all about how you two took care of each other. 1351 01:13:45.425 --> 01:13:46.593 Seriously, bro? 1352 01:13:46.635 --> 01:13:48.220 Don't look at me. I don't disclose. 1353 01:13:48.262 --> 01:13:49.596 DEB: Look, you know what? 1354 01:13:49.638 --> 01:13:51.056 I'm gonna put it to you starkly 1355 01:13:51.098 --> 01:13:52.850 because I'm that kinda bad bitch. 1356 01:13:52.891 --> 01:13:55.060 Don't get in the way of me and grabbing asses. 1357 01:13:55.102 --> 01:13:56.019 KATHERINE: OK. 1358 01:13:56.061 --> 01:13:57.896 It's the last thing you'll ever do. 1359 01:13:57.938 --> 01:14:01.650 -KATHERINE: Oh, wow. -Me and my asses. 1360 01:14:01.692 --> 01:14:05.487 -Yeah. -DEB: Katherine, don't be mad. 1361 01:14:05.529 --> 01:14:09.867 Hey, I bet... if you wanted to get pregnant, 1362 01:14:09.908 --> 01:14:11.827 Sascha could bull's-eye you in one try. 1363 01:14:11.869 --> 01:14:14.204 -I could. -All right, that's enough. 1364 01:14:14.246 --> 01:14:16.415 -I'm sorry, I'm done with this. -DEB: Pee-yew! 1365 01:14:16.456 --> 01:14:18.834 (WHISPERING) Pew! Look at that ass. 1366 01:14:18.876 --> 01:14:20.961 MAN: (OVER MICROPHONE) Notice the eyes. 1367 01:14:21.003 --> 01:14:23.755 Is the void staring back at you? 1368 01:14:25.465 --> 01:14:27.718 The mask is not traditional. 1369 01:14:30.304 --> 01:14:32.306 That's all that's left of him. 1370 01:14:33.515 --> 01:14:35.893 You're dead to all those things. 1371 01:14:37.519 --> 01:14:39.605 Mmm-mah... 1372 01:14:42.149 --> 01:14:44.651 This space between all things. 1373 01:14:44.693 --> 01:14:47.154 The whole thing is the default. 1374 01:14:47.196 --> 01:14:49.156 As gently as... 1375 01:14:49.948 --> 01:14:51.909 What was your trauma? 1376 01:14:55.913 --> 01:14:57.789 What was the trauma? 1377 01:14:57.831 --> 01:15:03.128 The most appropriate physical form for Pluto... 1378 01:15:03.170 --> 01:15:05.339 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 1379 01:15:05.380 --> 01:15:07.841 -(WHISPERS) Get me out of here. -MAN: ...is the corpse. 1380 01:15:07.883 --> 01:15:11.094 (WHISPERS) OK, this is weird. Shit. I don't like it. 1381 01:15:11.136 --> 01:15:15.516 -I don't like it at all. -MAN: Notice the eyes. 1382 01:15:19.269 --> 01:15:22.940 MAN: Is the void staring back at you? 1383 01:15:28.153 --> 01:15:30.113 You can't understand. 1384 01:15:31.448 --> 01:15:32.950 It's OK. 1385 01:15:39.623 --> 01:15:41.792 It's been over for a while. 1386 01:15:44.127 --> 01:15:46.255 (MAN BREATHES HEAVILY) I'm here. 1387 01:15:53.220 --> 01:15:55.389 MAN 2: We should get cheeseburgers. 1388 01:16:00.477 --> 01:16:03.105 Don't say that out loud. 1389 01:16:03.146 --> 01:16:05.566 -(RETCHES) -SASCHA: There it is. OK. 1390 01:16:05.607 --> 01:16:07.401 (VOMITS) 1391 01:16:07.442 --> 01:16:08.527 (COUGHS) 1392 01:16:08.569 --> 01:16:10.404 SASCHA: Ooh, yeah. 1393 01:16:10.445 --> 01:16:13.240 Oh, God, why did you let me drink so much? 1394 01:16:14.741 --> 01:16:17.494 -Do you think you can walk? -No. 1395 01:16:17.536 --> 01:16:19.288 Well, Deb, come on. Let's get you in bed. 1396 01:16:19.329 --> 01:16:20.873 I'll put a little trashcan by the bed 1397 01:16:20.914 --> 01:16:22.541 in case you wanna have a barf party. 1398 01:16:22.583 --> 01:16:25.377 No. Please, just stay. Stay here and say things to me. 1399 01:16:25.419 --> 01:16:26.753 OK. 1400 01:16:27.754 --> 01:16:30.716 -Like what? -A story. 1401 01:16:32.092 --> 01:16:33.510 Very well. 1402 01:16:33.552 --> 01:16:37.556 Would you like a happy story or a sad story? 1403 01:16:37.598 --> 01:16:41.101 -Both. -OK. 1404 01:16:41.143 --> 01:16:46.023 Once upon a time in the farthest corner 1405 01:16:46.064 --> 01:16:48.567 of the darkest forest on Earth, 1406 01:16:48.609 --> 01:16:51.570 -in the hollow of an old dead tree... 1407 01:16:51.612 --> 01:16:54.990 -Hmm. -...there lived a magic woman. 1408 01:16:55.032 --> 01:17:01.163 This woman was magic because she possessed three rocks. 1409 01:17:01.205 --> 01:17:05.959 -A red rock, a blue rock. -BOTH: And a black rock. 1410 01:17:06.001 --> 01:17:08.253 Yeah, a black rock. How did you know that? 1411 01:17:08.295 --> 01:17:10.547 -Process of alliteration. -No. 1412 01:17:10.589 --> 01:17:11.840 -Really? -Really. 1413 01:17:11.882 --> 01:17:14.676 -Wow, you had a lot. -(LAUGHS) 1414 01:17:14.718 --> 01:17:18.931 Um... in order to use the magic of the rocks, 1415 01:17:18.972 --> 01:17:21.350 all three rocks had to be together. 1416 01:17:21.391 --> 01:17:24.978 Only then could the magic be used. 1417 01:17:25.020 --> 01:17:27.064 But when they were, 1418 01:17:27.105 --> 01:17:30.901 the red rock could control people's actions. 1419 01:17:30.943 --> 01:17:34.112 The blue rock could control people's emotions. 1420 01:17:34.154 --> 01:17:38.951 -And the black rock... -Was the mind of God. 1421 01:17:38.992 --> 01:17:41.161 Full disclosure, Penka already told me this. 1422 01:17:41.203 --> 01:17:43.080 Oh, OK. Yeah, of course she did. 1423 01:17:43.121 --> 01:17:46.083 Oh, I didn't get it then, I don't get it now. 1424 01:17:46.124 --> 01:17:49.378 Well, it's... it's complicated. 1425 01:17:49.419 --> 01:17:50.796 (LAUGHS) 1426 01:17:53.215 --> 01:17:54.675 Do you miss her? 1427 01:17:55.843 --> 01:17:57.344 Yeah. 1428 01:17:58.720 --> 01:18:00.180 Me too. 1429 01:18:01.723 --> 01:18:05.352 She was the only pure thing in my life. 1430 01:18:11.817 --> 01:18:16.280 My mom didn't want me, I don't think, overall. 1431 01:18:16.864 --> 01:18:20.033 -No? -No. 1432 01:18:20.075 --> 01:18:25.122 I mean, she had me when she was 21, so that's pretty young. 1433 01:18:25.163 --> 01:18:29.626 It was like, you know, being raised by your older sister. 1434 01:18:29.668 --> 01:18:32.087 I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders. 1435 01:18:32.129 --> 01:18:36.967 She wanted to go out dancing, so we went out dancing. 1436 01:18:37.009 --> 01:18:39.678 I'd be on one of those blankets underneath the tables 1437 01:18:39.720 --> 01:18:40.679 at one of those places 1438 01:18:40.721 --> 01:18:43.348 where they just throw peanut shells on the floor. 1439 01:18:43.390 --> 01:18:44.892 (SIGHS) 1440 01:18:44.933 --> 01:18:48.312 That's actually how we found out that I'm allergic to peanuts. 1441 01:18:48.353 --> 01:18:52.733 I was two years old and my face blew up like a fucking balloon. 1442 01:18:52.774 --> 01:18:56.737 I didn't know that. Good thing I haven't given you any peanuts. 1443 01:18:58.614 --> 01:19:02.576 -Hey, hey, hey, hey. Deb. -(SOBS) 1444 01:19:04.244 --> 01:19:05.704 What are you afraid of? 1445 01:19:06.955 --> 01:19:09.208 That I won't love him. 1446 01:19:10.083 --> 01:19:11.585 The baby. 1447 01:19:14.922 --> 01:19:16.673 (SIGHS) 1448 01:19:16.715 --> 01:19:22.679 That baby is gonna be one lucky ducky to have you as a mother. 1449 01:19:24.932 --> 01:19:26.517 (SOBS) 1450 01:19:29.269 --> 01:19:31.188 How the hell am I gonna do this? 1451 01:19:36.568 --> 01:19:38.153 I'm gonna help you. 1452 01:19:40.280 --> 01:19:42.282 But you won't need it. 1453 01:19:55.671 --> 01:19:57.798 I think he dropped. 1454 01:20:00.384 --> 01:20:02.302 Yeah, it looks like it. 1455 01:20:04.805 --> 01:20:06.223 What is this? 1456 01:20:07.266 --> 01:20:09.560 -You don't know? -No. 1457 01:20:09.601 --> 01:20:13.814 -Tell me. -It's pheromones. 1458 01:20:13.856 --> 01:20:15.399 -Hmm? -Yeah. 1459 01:20:15.440 --> 01:20:18.235 It's from our hunter-gatherer days. 1460 01:20:19.570 --> 01:20:22.239 If you were hunting in the woods 1461 01:20:22.281 --> 01:20:25.492 and you were incapacitated somehow, 1462 01:20:27.160 --> 01:20:31.665 the baby would smell the pheromones... 1463 01:20:32.624 --> 01:20:34.835 and follow it 1464 01:20:36.003 --> 01:20:37.504 all the way up to... 1465 01:20:38.630 --> 01:20:40.257 the breast. 1466 01:20:51.059 --> 01:20:53.562 (SNIFFS) 1467 01:20:58.192 --> 01:20:59.985 (SNIFFS) 1468 01:21:03.655 --> 01:21:05.240 (SNIFFS) 1469 01:21:08.702 --> 01:21:10.454 (SIGHS) 1470 01:21:29.723 --> 01:21:31.433 (INTENSE MUSIC) 1471 01:21:31.475 --> 01:21:34.061 SILVIO: Ooh. (GRUNTS) 1472 01:21:38.315 --> 01:21:41.193 You're just a little sissy, aren't you? 1473 01:21:41.235 --> 01:21:44.404 -I'm just a little sissy baby. -Yeah. 1474 01:21:44.446 --> 01:21:48.033 You're just a little tit-sucking sissy baby. 1475 01:21:48.075 --> 01:21:49.618 That's what you are. 1476 01:21:51.787 --> 01:21:55.082 -You're nuts. -Is this what you want? 1477 01:21:57.000 --> 01:21:58.502 Uh... 1478 01:22:02.172 --> 01:22:03.924 Oh, my God, I just realized something. 1479 01:22:03.966 --> 01:22:05.050 I only went to London once. 1480 01:22:05.092 --> 01:22:07.886 I think we had Will too early. 1481 01:22:07.928 --> 01:22:10.973 We had him too early. I never had a chance to travel. 1482 01:22:12.099 --> 01:22:13.475 -(HISSES) -(SILVIO YELLS) 1483 01:22:13.517 --> 01:22:15.644 Oh-ho! Ho-ho! 1484 01:22:15.686 --> 01:22:17.604 These are not for you. 1485 01:22:24.528 --> 01:22:26.780 Ha! Ha! 1486 01:22:37.124 --> 01:22:38.709 (SHOES STOMP LOUDLY) 1487 01:22:40.002 --> 01:22:43.172 -Me again. -(SILVIO YELLS) 1488 01:22:44.339 --> 01:22:46.842 (CHUCKLES) 1489 01:22:46.884 --> 01:22:48.510 (SHOES STOMP LOUDLY) 1490 01:22:54.183 --> 01:22:56.852 Uh... Huh! 1491 01:22:57.477 --> 01:22:59.730 (LAUGHS) 1492 01:22:59.771 --> 01:23:02.774 Whoa. (LAUGHS) 1493 01:23:02.816 --> 01:23:04.693 -Uh-huh? -WOMAN: Uh-huh? 1494 01:23:04.735 --> 01:23:06.612 Yeah. What happens now? 1495 01:23:11.408 --> 01:23:14.161 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1496 01:23:14.203 --> 01:23:15.621 (GROANS) 1497 01:23:16.872 --> 01:23:18.123 Oh, shit. 1498 01:23:18.165 --> 01:23:21.126 Yeah, so I quit my day job because they're, like, 1499 01:23:21.168 --> 01:23:24.463 "Can't go to New Orleans for six weeks to tour with the band." 1500 01:23:24.505 --> 01:23:26.215 Oh, I'm in a band. 1501 01:23:26.256 --> 01:23:28.509 So I was like, "I'll just do it," you know? 1502 01:23:28.550 --> 01:23:30.552 I'll just... I'll just be a driver. 1503 01:23:30.594 --> 01:23:31.970 (PANTING) 1504 01:23:32.012 --> 01:23:36.350 -Are you OK? -Yup. Just having a baby. 1505 01:23:36.391 --> 01:23:39.353 -No way! -Ugh. Yes, way. 1506 01:23:39.394 --> 01:23:42.064 Is that why we're going to the hospital? Wow! 1507 01:23:42.105 --> 01:23:45.067 -Yes. -Cool. 1508 01:23:45.108 --> 01:23:46.443 (EXHALES) 1509 01:23:48.779 --> 01:23:51.740 (GROANS) 1510 01:23:51.782 --> 01:23:55.953 Yeah, you're about three centimeters dilated. 1511 01:23:55.994 --> 01:23:59.164 What? (SIGHS) Damn it. 1512 01:23:59.206 --> 01:24:00.958 It really felt like way more than that. 1513 01:24:00.999 --> 01:24:04.127 (DOCTOR CHUCKLES) No. No, the contractions 1514 01:24:04.169 --> 01:24:05.796 are still very sporadic. 1515 01:24:05.838 --> 01:24:08.674 Right. Well, fuck, dude. Did we come in too early? 1516 01:24:08.715 --> 01:24:10.551 No, not at all. 1517 01:24:10.592 --> 01:24:13.637 I'm gonna get you started on some Pitocin, get things moving. 1518 01:24:13.679 --> 01:24:14.805 Wait, get... 1519 01:24:14.847 --> 01:24:17.683 We want you outta here. Home with baby, right? 1520 01:24:18.934 --> 01:24:20.811 Yeah. 1521 01:24:20.853 --> 01:24:23.272 Can I, um...? 1522 01:24:23.313 --> 01:24:25.941 Can I have a little bit of time to think about it? 1523 01:24:28.527 --> 01:24:31.071 Of course. Of course. I'll be back in a couple of hours 1524 01:24:31.113 --> 01:24:33.240 -and check in on you, all right? -OK. 1525 01:24:33.282 --> 01:24:35.534 -Hang in there. -Thanks. 1526 01:24:39.413 --> 01:24:40.789 (SIGHS) 1527 01:24:40.831 --> 01:24:45.919 So, anyway, once I bailed my mom outta jail that time, 1528 01:24:45.961 --> 01:24:48.755 I swore that I would never do it again. 1529 01:24:48.797 --> 01:24:50.507 Anyway, I heard she's down in Yuma 1530 01:24:50.549 --> 01:24:52.009 working on some lettuce farm. 1531 01:24:52.050 --> 01:24:56.138 You know, my point is my mom did OK, you know? 1532 01:24:56.180 --> 01:24:57.723 I mean, it is not healthy for me 1533 01:24:57.764 --> 01:25:00.851 to be around her at this point, but... 1534 01:25:00.893 --> 01:25:04.855 she did it alone. I can do it alone. 1535 01:25:04.897 --> 01:25:08.483 -Oh, I had three on my own. -Yeah? 1536 01:25:08.525 --> 01:25:13.071 Their dads were no good, not one of 'em. 1537 01:25:13.113 --> 01:25:17.951 I kept trying, though. Kept getting duds. 1538 01:25:19.119 --> 01:25:21.955 Eh, life goes that way sometimes. 1539 01:25:21.997 --> 01:25:26.919 Yeah, well, we just don't need men, do we, Tammi? 1540 01:25:27.753 --> 01:25:28.962 Fuck, no. 1541 01:25:29.004 --> 01:25:31.006 Fuck, no, we don't. 1542 01:25:31.048 --> 01:25:33.258 (BOTH LAUGH) 1543 01:25:34.593 --> 01:25:36.720 Anyway, what are you in here for? 1544 01:25:36.762 --> 01:25:40.224 Uh, I had to have about 20 inches of gut removed. 1545 01:25:40.265 --> 01:25:44.394 -What? -Doc says I won't miss it. 1546 01:25:47.439 --> 01:25:49.900 They weren't all bad. 1547 01:25:49.942 --> 01:25:53.070 Actually, Tom was all right. 1548 01:25:53.111 --> 01:25:58.200 I could've made a go of it with Tom... but I didn't. 1549 01:25:58.242 --> 01:26:01.411 My choice. I was brash. 1550 01:26:02.621 --> 01:26:05.832 Now I got colon cancer. Fuck it. 1551 01:26:07.417 --> 01:26:09.837 Well, where are your kids? 1552 01:26:09.878 --> 01:26:11.588 Oh, they all left. 1553 01:26:13.465 --> 01:26:17.678 Kids don't stick around, you know? They leave. 1554 01:26:17.719 --> 01:26:20.347 Poof, they're gone. 1555 01:26:20.389 --> 01:26:22.850 And then they don't even call. 1556 01:26:26.228 --> 01:26:29.648 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1557 01:26:29.690 --> 01:26:32.568 Do you play basketball? 1558 01:26:32.609 --> 01:26:34.152 You know what? That doesn't matter. 1559 01:26:34.194 --> 01:26:36.488 When you get your colon put back together, 1560 01:26:36.530 --> 01:26:39.533 I want you to come see me down at the Silver Lake Rec Center. 1561 01:26:39.575 --> 01:26:41.577 We're gonna ball it up. 1562 01:26:41.618 --> 01:26:44.830 -All right, sweetheart. -OK. 1563 01:26:44.872 --> 01:26:48.542 But I gotta get outta here. Best of luck, Tammi. 1564 01:26:48.584 --> 01:26:51.461 (SPIRITUAL MUSIC) 1565 01:26:58.552 --> 01:27:01.054 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1566 01:27:30.918 --> 01:27:32.127 Thanks, friendo. 1567 01:27:35.047 --> 01:27:37.007 DEB: Thank you. 1568 01:27:37.049 --> 01:27:39.092 Save it, pal. I'm having this baby at home. 1569 01:27:39.134 --> 01:27:41.303 -My body has spoken. -Debbie, this-this... 1570 01:27:41.345 --> 01:27:43.722 Deb. My name is Deb. 1571 01:27:43.764 --> 01:27:45.891 It is not Debbie. Debbie is for snack cakes. 1572 01:27:45.933 --> 01:27:49.937 Also I'm creeped out by your hairy forearms, I'm sorry. 1573 01:27:49.978 --> 01:27:51.480 It's really nothing personal. 1574 01:27:51.522 --> 01:27:55.275 It's just maybe try shaving the hair back a little bit 1575 01:27:55.317 --> 01:27:58.570 or... or else tanning the skin underneath, 1576 01:27:58.612 --> 01:28:00.072 so that the contrast isn't so great. 1577 01:28:00.113 --> 01:28:02.241 I think it's just mainly a contrast issue. 1578 01:28:02.282 --> 01:28:04.409 You, Doula. You should not be encouraging... 1579 01:28:04.451 --> 01:28:05.369 It's Sascha. 1580 01:28:05.410 --> 01:28:06.995 You should not be encouraging this. 1581 01:28:07.037 --> 01:28:09.831 You know what the word doula means? 1582 01:28:09.873 --> 01:28:11.208 No. 1583 01:28:12.209 --> 01:28:13.627 Look it up. 1584 01:28:15.963 --> 01:28:17.756 SASCHA: Let's go! 1585 01:28:17.798 --> 01:28:19.383 Later, gator! 1586 01:28:28.976 --> 01:28:30.227 Gracie? 1587 01:28:30.269 --> 01:28:33.856 Hey, the baby's coming and we need a midwife. 1588 01:28:33.897 --> 01:28:35.440 This guy's just a doula. 1589 01:28:35.482 --> 01:28:37.484 -SASCHA: Gracie. -What? 1590 01:28:37.526 --> 01:28:38.819 SASCHA: We got... Yeah. 1591 01:28:38.861 --> 01:28:41.572 -DEB: Baby's coming. -Where's the baby? 1592 01:28:41.613 --> 01:28:43.115 (WHISPERS) She'll be fine, right? 1593 01:28:43.156 --> 01:28:46.243 I don't think so, but she's all we've got. 1594 01:28:46.285 --> 01:28:47.870 Oh, fuck me. 1595 01:28:47.911 --> 01:28:50.080 You got this, Mamma. 1596 01:28:50.122 --> 01:28:51.248 (BOTH GROAN) 1597 01:28:51.290 --> 01:28:52.749 DEB: Fucking off! 1598 01:28:52.791 --> 01:28:55.169 (DEB GROANING) 1599 01:28:56.378 --> 01:28:57.504 (GRUNTS) 1600 01:28:57.546 --> 01:28:59.173 -OK. -Better? 1601 01:28:59.214 --> 01:29:01.133 Hm-hmm. Yes. 1602 01:29:01.175 --> 01:29:03.886 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1603 01:29:03.927 --> 01:29:05.554 -(GROANS) -How do you want to do this? 1604 01:29:05.596 --> 01:29:07.014 Um... 1605 01:29:07.556 --> 01:29:09.224 (GROANS) 1606 01:29:09.266 --> 01:29:11.977 -(MOANS) -OK, OK. Breathe. 1607 01:29:12.019 --> 01:29:15.981 -OK. Breathe with me, Deb. Yes. -Ooh. Ahh! 1608 01:29:16.023 --> 01:29:17.691 (BOTH SHRIEK) 1609 01:29:17.733 --> 01:29:19.735 OK, bitch! 1610 01:29:19.776 --> 01:29:22.529 (GRUNTING) 1611 01:29:23.780 --> 01:29:26.575 Oh, God. Oh. 1612 01:29:26.617 --> 01:29:29.161 It's so much better with my pants off. 1613 01:29:29.203 --> 01:29:30.245 Good. 1614 01:29:30.287 --> 01:29:32.331 (BOTH LAUGH) 1615 01:29:32.372 --> 01:29:36.210 -OK. Deb. -Hm-hmm? 1616 01:29:36.251 --> 01:29:38.378 -We're gonna get you... -SILVIO: Deb?! 1617 01:29:38.420 --> 01:29:41.423 -SILVIO: Deb? Deb! -Jesus, in here. 1618 01:29:41.465 --> 01:29:43.800 I was at this shibari party and I took some mushrooms. 1619 01:29:43.842 --> 01:29:45.761 -DEB: You were where? -And I had this... 1620 01:29:45.802 --> 01:29:50.682 It doesn't matter, I'll explain. Hi, guys. Hi... Gracie. 1621 01:29:50.724 --> 01:29:53.268 What are you doing here? Where are my paintings? 1622 01:29:53.310 --> 01:29:55.729 -This is the birthing room now. -SILVIO: But the paintings... 1623 01:29:55.771 --> 01:29:59.274 -She's five centimeters dilated. -What about the hospital? 1624 01:29:59.316 --> 01:30:00.692 I went and I couldn't do it. 1625 01:30:00.734 --> 01:30:04.488 -This is what I want. -SILVIO: Wow. Amazing. 1626 01:30:04.530 --> 01:30:06.782 -And so, Gracie and... -DEB: Yes. 1627 01:30:06.823 --> 01:30:08.242 Sorry, I'm just getting caught up. 1628 01:30:08.283 --> 01:30:10.410 Well, I'm really glad that you're getting caught up, 1629 01:30:10.452 --> 01:30:13.372 but I thought that I kicked you out, so why are you here? 1630 01:30:13.413 --> 01:30:15.082 GRACIE: OK, I'm gonna make some tea. 1631 01:30:15.123 --> 01:30:17.167 Sascha, can you show me where the things are? 1632 01:30:17.209 --> 01:30:19.586 -Absolutely. -Yeah, thank you. 1633 01:30:19.628 --> 01:30:21.046 So what? 1634 01:30:21.088 --> 01:30:23.674 You took mushrooms? You had a vision, is that it? 1635 01:30:23.715 --> 01:30:26.677 -SILVIO: Essentially, yes. -Hm-hmm. And? 1636 01:30:26.718 --> 01:30:31.223 OK, I saw the two of us and we were both pregnant. 1637 01:30:31.265 --> 01:30:33.100 No, no, no! 1638 01:30:33.141 --> 01:30:34.810 SILVIO: But it wasn't like that. Just... 1639 01:30:34.852 --> 01:30:36.979 It's not like it sounds. It was the two of us. 1640 01:30:37.020 --> 01:30:39.106 We were walking side by side in the desert. 1641 01:30:39.147 --> 01:30:40.899 But you know, like, how sometimes in a dream, 1642 01:30:40.941 --> 01:30:41.984 you are somewhere, 1643 01:30:42.025 --> 01:30:44.319 but then that somewhere is a different somewhere? 1644 01:30:44.361 --> 01:30:45.863 -Silvio! -Yeah. 1645 01:30:45.904 --> 01:30:48.115 I am super glad that you're here, man. 1646 01:30:48.156 --> 01:30:49.992 But I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up. 1647 01:30:50.033 --> 01:30:53.954 -Well... -Shut up! OK? 1648 01:30:56.456 --> 01:30:58.041 What about going to go get Will? 1649 01:30:58.083 --> 01:31:01.003 -Oh! This is the best part. -Hm-hmm. 1650 01:31:01.044 --> 01:31:04.506 I called up Natasha and I said, "Deb is in her window. 1651 01:31:04.548 --> 01:31:05.465 And if you want him out here, 1652 01:31:05.507 --> 01:31:07.092 you can drive his little butt out here. 1653 01:31:07.134 --> 01:31:09.344 I need to be with Deb." 1654 01:31:09.386 --> 01:31:11.054 -You did? -Yeah. 1655 01:31:11.096 --> 01:31:13.182 -And? What'd she say? -She was cool with it. 1656 01:31:13.223 --> 01:31:16.268 -It wasn't that big of a deal. -Wow. 1657 01:31:16.310 --> 01:31:18.312 -(CHUCKLES) -(EXHALES) 1658 01:31:18.353 --> 01:31:20.480 Can I just... 1659 01:31:20.522 --> 01:31:23.692 -How can I help, babe? -Ooh, I don't know, bro. 1660 01:31:23.734 --> 01:31:25.027 I'm gonna need you to find me some, 1661 01:31:25.068 --> 01:31:27.654 like, rawhide to chew on or something. 1662 01:31:27.696 --> 01:31:30.616 DEB: No. When are people going to hear me in this house? 1663 01:31:30.657 --> 01:31:32.326 I don't drink tea. 1664 01:31:32.367 --> 01:31:35.913 -This is my tea. -Fucking right it is. 1665 01:31:35.954 --> 01:31:38.040 Sascha, um... 1666 01:31:38.081 --> 01:31:41.877 I let a lot of my own fear, uh, get in the way of this process, 1667 01:31:41.919 --> 01:31:43.378 and I just wanted to say I'm sorry 1668 01:31:43.420 --> 01:31:45.047 for the hurtful things that I said. 1669 01:31:45.088 --> 01:31:46.715 Also, he masturbated me last night, 1670 01:31:46.757 --> 01:31:48.008 but we were both pretty drunk. 1671 01:31:48.050 --> 01:31:49.760 -What? -Kidding! 1672 01:31:49.801 --> 01:31:51.178 (CHUCKLES) Kidding. 1673 01:31:51.220 --> 01:31:53.388 You two kiss and make up, OK? 1674 01:31:55.307 --> 01:31:56.934 (GROANS) Oh, God! 1675 01:31:56.975 --> 01:31:59.186 Mother of God. That is not pleasant. 1676 01:31:59.228 --> 01:32:01.396 (BUBBLING) 1677 01:32:03.106 --> 01:32:05.025 -(DEB MOANS) -God bless her. 1678 01:32:05.067 --> 01:32:08.237 (MOANS) 1679 01:32:08.278 --> 01:32:10.489 Ummm... 1680 01:32:10.531 --> 01:32:13.075 -DEB: Ow! -Star kiss. 1681 01:32:13.116 --> 01:32:14.576 -(MOANS) -SASCHA: Deb, pop your top. 1682 01:32:14.618 --> 01:32:16.828 I'm just gonna pour a little on your chest. 1683 01:32:16.870 --> 01:32:18.830 That might be your best soup. 1684 01:32:18.872 --> 01:32:21.166 -(CHUCKLES) Really? -I think so. 1685 01:32:21.208 --> 01:32:23.585 Better than the one we gave you? 1686 01:32:24.545 --> 01:32:25.838 God! 1687 01:32:25.879 --> 01:32:28.215 I can really feel it in the hamstrings. 1688 01:32:28.257 --> 01:32:29.633 Yeah, I feel it. 1689 01:32:29.675 --> 01:32:31.468 -Oh, no, me. -Oh. 1690 01:32:31.510 --> 01:32:33.220 (EXHALES) 1691 01:32:34.471 --> 01:32:36.974 (DEB MOANS SOFTLY) 1692 01:32:37.015 --> 01:32:41.436 -Seven centimeters dilated. -What the actual fuck? 1693 01:32:41.478 --> 01:32:44.106 No, I was six centimeters six hours ago. 1694 01:32:44.147 --> 01:32:45.858 -GRACIE: Deb... -I'm gonna kill somebody. 1695 01:32:45.899 --> 01:32:48.944 Babies come into this world in all kinds of different ways. 1696 01:32:48.986 --> 01:32:50.362 Yeah, all kinds of ways. 1697 01:32:50.404 --> 01:32:52.990 This is a loser way. My baby's a fricking loser. 1698 01:32:53.031 --> 01:32:56.660 Heartbeat is strong. The oxygen is good. 1699 01:32:56.702 --> 01:32:58.453 There's nothing to worry about, Mamma. 1700 01:32:58.495 --> 01:33:00.956 -This is just taking... -[both] ...as long as it takes. 1701 01:33:00.998 --> 01:33:04.334 Oh, God, who knew that this shit could be so boring? 1702 01:33:04.376 --> 01:33:08.172 Push. Push, Deb. You can do this. You can do this. 1703 01:33:08.213 --> 01:33:10.632 -(WHINES) -Push. 1704 01:33:10.674 --> 01:33:12.593 -(GRUNTS) -Yes, yes. 1705 01:33:12.634 --> 01:33:15.137 -(YELLS) -Yes. Yes. 1706 01:33:15.179 --> 01:33:17.347 No, is this shit? Am I shitting? 1707 01:33:17.389 --> 01:33:18.515 -Yes. -Just go with it. 1708 01:33:18.557 --> 01:33:20.058 -No, no! -Go with it. 1709 01:33:20.100 --> 01:33:21.685 -OK. -SILVIO: Wait. Babe. 1710 01:33:21.727 --> 01:33:23.353 -No! -Where are you going, baby? 1711 01:33:23.395 --> 01:33:24.897 Babe, you want some help? 1712 01:33:24.938 --> 01:33:26.940 (GROANS, SOBS) 1713 01:33:26.982 --> 01:33:28.150 -You got this? -Yes. 1714 01:33:28.192 --> 01:33:29.735 -OK. -(GROANS) 1715 01:33:29.776 --> 01:33:32.905 OK. Hey, Deb? 1716 01:33:32.946 --> 01:33:34.573 SASCHA: You forgot something. 1717 01:33:34.615 --> 01:33:38.118 Fuck you, you male doula motherfucker! 1718 01:33:38.160 --> 01:33:41.747 Oh, wow. Did you have pickles today? 1719 01:33:41.788 --> 01:33:43.707 Very healthy. 1720 01:33:43.749 --> 01:33:46.251 SILVIO: Guys, there's another. 1721 01:33:46.293 --> 01:33:48.837 SASCHA: I'll get something to clean it up. 1722 01:33:48.879 --> 01:33:51.882 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1723 01:34:20.452 --> 01:34:21.954 Mm. 1724 01:34:22.746 --> 01:34:25.499 (INHALES) Mmm... 1725 01:34:26.124 --> 01:34:27.751 (SOFT MOAN) 1726 01:34:29.294 --> 01:34:32.923 Yeah, there we go. C'mon, Deb. 1727 01:34:33.924 --> 01:34:36.093 -Hey, you gotta push. -(MOANS) 1728 01:34:37.553 --> 01:34:38.846 (GROANS) 1729 01:34:38.887 --> 01:34:41.014 GRACIE: C'mon, Deb. You need to push. 1730 01:34:41.056 --> 01:34:43.892 -(MOANS) -GRACIE: Push. 1731 01:34:43.934 --> 01:34:46.520 -Push. Here we go. Yes. -(GRUNTS) 1732 01:34:46.562 --> 01:34:49.857 GRACIE: Push. Ooh, yes. 1733 01:34:49.898 --> 01:34:53.277 -(YELLS) -Push. I can see it. 1734 01:34:53.318 --> 01:34:56.822 -(YELLS) -I can see your beautiful baby. 1735 01:34:58.156 --> 01:34:59.950 GRACIE: Oh, Deb. 1736 01:34:59.992 --> 01:35:01.994 (GROANS, PANTING) 1737 01:35:02.035 --> 01:35:05.080 GRACIE: OK, I need you to push again. I need you to push again. 1738 01:35:05.122 --> 01:35:07.040 -No. -GRACIE: Push again, Deb. 1739 01:35:07.082 --> 01:35:09.418 Deb, you gotta push now. 1740 01:35:09.459 --> 01:35:12.588 Now, Deb. Here we go. Here we go. Push. 1741 01:35:12.629 --> 01:35:16.175 C'mon, push. You can do it, Deb. C'mon. 1742 01:35:16.216 --> 01:35:20.888 -C'mon, Mamma. Come on. Push. -(BREATHING HEAVILY) 1743 01:35:20.929 --> 01:35:23.056 GRACIE: Yes. Yes. 1744 01:35:23.098 --> 01:35:25.184 (GRUNTING) 1745 01:35:25.225 --> 01:35:28.520 Got it. I got it. Push. 1746 01:35:28.562 --> 01:35:32.316 (SCREAMS) 1747 01:35:33.942 --> 01:35:35.027 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1748 01:35:35.068 --> 01:35:38.614 -SASCHA: Here we go. -Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes! 1749 01:35:38.655 --> 01:35:40.490 (PANTS) 1750 01:35:40.532 --> 01:35:43.327 -SASCHA: Hey! -(LAUGHTER) 1751 01:35:43.368 --> 01:35:45.370 Here, Silvio, rub it, rub it, rub it. 1752 01:35:45.412 --> 01:35:46.997 SILVIO: OK. 1753 01:35:47.039 --> 01:35:49.374 (SASCHA LAUGHS) You did it, Deb. 1754 01:35:49.416 --> 01:35:51.210 (SIGHS) 1755 01:35:51.251 --> 01:35:53.003 SILVIO: Honey. 1756 01:35:53.045 --> 01:35:55.464 -Ohh... -(BABY CRIES) 1757 01:35:55.506 --> 01:35:56.673 Deb. 1758 01:36:02.763 --> 01:36:04.306 -GRACIE: Call an ambulance. -What? 1759 01:36:04.348 --> 01:36:07.559 GRACIE: Call an ambulance now. Now! Now! 1760 01:36:11.021 --> 01:36:12.773 SASCHA: I got you. 1761 01:36:12.814 --> 01:36:13.941 -GRACIE: Deb. -SASCHA: Deb? 1762 01:36:13.982 --> 01:36:15.526 -GRACIE: Deb, I got you. -SASCHA: Deb. 1763 01:36:15.567 --> 01:36:16.860 GRACIE: I got you. Come on, Deb. 1764 01:36:18.862 --> 01:36:20.906 MAN: The tree is a tree. 1765 01:36:20.948 --> 01:36:22.616 (ECHOING) The tree is a tree. 1766 01:36:28.372 --> 01:36:30.707 Rejoice in her now in God's name. 1767 01:36:42.094 --> 01:36:43.470 (SILVIO WHISPERS) Deb. 1768 01:37:08.245 --> 01:37:09.663 SILVIO: Deb? 1769 01:37:10.956 --> 01:37:13.250 -(GROANS SOFTLY) -Are you waking up? 1770 01:37:16.670 --> 01:37:18.505 (WEAKLY) Where's the baby? 1771 01:37:18.547 --> 01:37:22.342 -What'd you say, honey? -(WEAKLY) Where's my baby? 1772 01:37:23.010 --> 01:37:24.678 She's right here. 1773 01:37:28.891 --> 01:37:30.767 You... you want her? 1774 01:37:31.935 --> 01:37:33.520 Did you say "she"? 1775 01:37:35.230 --> 01:37:36.690 Uh-huh. 1776 01:37:40.944 --> 01:37:42.779 (GASPS) 1777 01:37:42.821 --> 01:37:44.156 (CHUCKLES) 1778 01:37:59.087 --> 01:38:01.298 (BOTH LAUGH) 1779 01:38:05.177 --> 01:38:07.054 (CAN OPENS) 1780 01:38:09.306 --> 01:38:12.017 Stout helps the milk come in. 1781 01:38:12.059 --> 01:38:13.977 Yeah, don't mind if I do. 1782 01:38:14.686 --> 01:38:16.188 (DEB CHUCKLES) 1783 01:38:17.397 --> 01:38:18.815 How you feeling? 1784 01:38:20.150 --> 01:38:22.069 High as fuck. 1785 01:38:22.110 --> 01:38:24.530 OK, well, maybe let's put a pause on the stout. 1786 01:38:24.571 --> 01:38:28.033 No. Rude. 1787 01:38:38.836 --> 01:38:43.173 -I feel ashamed. -What? Why? 1788 01:38:43.215 --> 01:38:46.301 Because after all that, I just ended up at the hospital. 1789 01:38:47.845 --> 01:38:50.097 Oh, you just need someone to blame. 1790 01:38:50.138 --> 01:38:53.642 Let's get Dr. Zonkowski in here. This is all his fault. 1791 01:38:53.684 --> 01:38:55.519 SASCHA: Dr. Gregory Zonkowski. 1792 01:38:55.561 --> 01:38:58.355 Excuse me, Nurse? Can you get Dr. Zonkowski? 1793 01:38:58.397 --> 01:39:00.065 We're having a reckoning in here 1794 01:39:00.107 --> 01:39:03.777 and we're gonna need him to blame, OK? 1795 01:39:03.819 --> 01:39:05.904 That'll make you feel better. 1796 01:39:05.946 --> 01:39:07.906 (GROANS) God. 1797 01:39:09.157 --> 01:39:10.659 (EXHALES) 1798 01:39:10.701 --> 01:39:13.537 That was... That was hard. 1799 01:39:17.332 --> 01:39:19.251 That was the easy part. 1800 01:39:23.797 --> 01:39:25.174 What is he talking about? 1801 01:39:25.215 --> 01:39:27.176 (LAUGHS) 1802 01:39:29.344 --> 01:39:31.388 -(CHUCKLES) -(BABY GRUNTS) 1803 01:39:33.182 --> 01:39:35.225 (BABY CRIES) 1804 01:39:35.267 --> 01:39:37.186 (LAUGHS) 1805 01:39:39.438 --> 01:39:40.689 Gimme my beer. 1806 01:40:25.776 --> 01:40:27.653 KATHERINE: C'mon, give it all to me. 1807 01:40:27.694 --> 01:40:29.821 I wanna be impregnated right the fuck now. 1808 01:40:29.863 --> 01:40:33.534 SASCHA: I serve at the pleasure of my mistress! 1809 01:40:33.575 --> 01:40:36.119 Oh! Oh-oh! Ah! 1810 01:40:36.161 --> 01:40:38.288 -(KATHERINE MOANS) -(SASCHA GRUNTS) 1811 01:40:38.330 --> 01:40:40.749 SASCHA: Oh, bull's-eye. 1812 01:40:40.791 --> 01:40:42.459 (KATHERINE LAUGHS) 1813 01:40:43.585 --> 01:40:46.797 -Can I ask you a question? -Shoot. 1814 01:40:46.839 --> 01:40:48.173 Is it actually OK for women 1815 01:40:48.215 --> 01:40:50.425 to drink alcohol during their pregnancy 1816 01:40:50.467 --> 01:40:54.096 and, like, do all that shit, like, eat ceviche and shit? 1817 01:40:54.137 --> 01:40:55.305 'Cause I've been doing my... 1818 01:40:55.347 --> 01:40:57.641 You know what doula translates to? 1819 01:40:57.683 --> 01:40:59.852 No, I don't know. 1820 01:40:59.893 --> 01:41:02.938 The one who reminds you that everyone is a free person 1821 01:41:02.980 --> 01:41:05.816 and can do whatever they want. 1822 01:41:05.858 --> 01:41:09.152 SASCHA: But that doesn't mean that they should. 1823 01:41:09.194 --> 01:41:12.114 KATHERINE: Hmm, I didn't know that. 1824 01:41:12.155 --> 01:41:13.740 SASCHA: Yeah. 1825 01:41:30.507 --> 01:41:31.758 Subtitles: IYUNO-SDI GROUP