1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:09,069 Fuck. Man, this is never gonna work. 4 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:13,156 I don't see a baby. I see, like, an orange-ish blob. 5 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,704 I mean... I don't know, is it supposed to...? 6 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,081 Penka? 7 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:31,258 Silvio? 8 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,552 SILVIO: Oh, I forgot your milk, Penka. 9 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,013 Silvio! No, it's not... Come here now. 10 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:39,141 -What's up? -Um... 11 00:01:39,183 --> 00:01:41,435 -What's up? -I think she... Oh. 12 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,564 What? Penka? 13 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,155 Penka. 14 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,531 -(WOMAN GASPS) -Oh. 15 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:06,043 (BACKGROUND CHATTER) 16 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:11,256 Le garçon. Et tu fais. Et tu fais. 17 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,883 (BABY COOS) 18 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,221 Sure. You have multi-instrumentalist vibes. 19 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,847 -That's why I ask. -Oh, OK. 20 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:26,605 My labor was 54 hours and 45 minutes. 21 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,315 Think about the symmetry of that. 22 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:29,274 Yeah. Whew. 23 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:33,070 I mean, after hour 12, just gimme the epidural. 24 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:36,490 I mean, it's just, like... I just wanna be numb, you know? 25 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,201 To be honest, I've been chipping with the oxies already. 26 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,495 It's my lower back. It's been killing me. 27 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,372 An oxy here and there's not gonna hurt the baby. 28 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,123 OK, she's... she's... 29 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,959 -She's kidding. -Oh. (LAUGHS) 30 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,127 -She's kidding. -No, I'm not. 31 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,754 (CHUCKLES) 32 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:54,091 So have you found a replacement? 33 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,050 WOMAN: A replacement? 34 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:57,553 -For poor sweet Penka. -WOMAN: Oh. 35 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,930 Um, well, we did just kind of talk about 36 00:02:59,972 --> 00:03:01,306 doing a hospital birth. 37 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,433 -Did we, though? -What? 38 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,519 First of all, slow your roll. 39 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:08,272 I mean, it's like, we're pretty far along as it is, 40 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,315 and Penka was kinda the only person 41 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,692 that I would want to do... 42 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,944 Well, but Penka... Penka was special. 43 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,696 So special. So special. 44 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:19,700 Right, but... It doesn't mean there aren't more... 45 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:22,452 -other special... -I think that we're just... 46 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,705 -We're still figuring it out. -Yeah. 47 00:03:24,746 --> 00:03:28,333 Sounds like you two are still figuring it out. 48 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,056 -Hi. -Hi. 49 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,644 Do you know what that is? 50 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:50,689 Cabbage. 51 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,317 And this one? 52 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,654 -Cabbage again. -Right. 53 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,949 -A lot of cabbage. -Hm-hmm. 54 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,497 Boys, can I have your attention, please? 55 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,585 MAN: Boys? Hi. 56 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:18,007 Do you know why everyone's here today? 57 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,928 My mommy died. 58 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,389 Do you remember Penka? 59 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,433 She was there when you were born. 60 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:29,478 Her hands were the first human hands to ever touch you. 61 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:35,651 Do you know where you were before you came to this world? 62 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:39,363 Do you know where you go when you leave? 63 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:45,202 You walk, just like Penka, back over the Rainbow Bridge. 64 00:04:45,244 --> 00:04:49,164 But everyone you leave behind will stay here 65 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,166 and be very, very sad. 66 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,086 Your mommy, your daddy, 67 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,589 everyone you ever loved will be very sad that you're gone. 68 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,968 And you, Thor, and you, Erik, 69 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,428 you won't be Thor and you won't be Erik anymore. 70 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:07,099 -Who will we be? -You'll be nothing. 71 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,892 Then your bodies will burn into dust 72 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:12,479 and... everything you thought you were will be no more. 73 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,776 MAN: Hmm. 74 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,282 (MAN CHUCKLES) 75 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,579 What did we call it when we were kids 76 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:30,747 or what did they call it in comic books? 77 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:34,042 X-ray vision, right? 78 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:39,590 You could see through people's pants and shirts, right? 79 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:43,177 Superpower. 80 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,723 It's what Penka had. 81 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,893 Those of you who knew her know what I'm talking about. 82 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,187 Now, by saying that she could see into this mystery, 83 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:56,732 am I saying that she had all the answers? No. 84 00:05:56,773 --> 00:06:00,944 Did she have the ability to change the outcome? No. 85 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:03,530 No, she didn't. 86 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,574 Because in the end, 87 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:08,911 we are all, and can only be, servants to the will of God 88 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,205 and not even Penka knew that. 89 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,374 Isn't that... 90 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,170 Isn't that beautiful? 91 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:25,427 That fine line between... and she, you know? 92 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:31,767 We can use reason so much to get to the bottom of things, right? 93 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,602 We wanna be able to figure it out. 94 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:36,396 I wanna get to the bottom. Where's it going? Oh. 95 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,984 Where'd it go? 96 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:44,571 It's a hundred miles back that way. It's fucking gone. 97 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,240 It's fucking gone. 98 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,207 You cut down a tree to see what's inside. 99 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:56,834 What do you wind up with? 100 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,421 A dead tree, right? 101 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,968 So the tree is a tree. 102 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:09,805 Penka is Penka. 103 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,683 Let us rejoice in her now in God's name. 104 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,269 Amen. 105 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,860 Sascha? 106 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:53,724 (WHISPERS) Who's that? 107 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,394 (WHISPERS) That's Penka's son. 108 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,553 How's school? 109 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,848 -BOY: G-O-O-D. -Really? 110 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,099 That's not what your mom said. 111 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,935 Whatever she tells you, I did not get sent home from school. 112 00:09:19,977 --> 00:09:22,729 Yes, you did! You got sent home from school. 113 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,190 -Hi, Silvio. -Hi. 114 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,859 WOMAN: Yes, he did get sent home from school 115 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,819 for leaving the classroom without permission. 116 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,112 Hmm. Will? 117 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:34,116 -Where are you going? -I'm getting ice cream. Chill! 118 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:37,911 Ice cream, really? I mean... 119 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:40,998 -Whatever. -How's it going over there? 120 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,877 Will, can you go out back for a second? 121 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:47,921 -Why? -I need to talk to Daddy alone. 122 00:09:47,963 --> 00:09:49,756 Yeah. It's just... I'd be more comfortable 123 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,216 if you didn't do that. 124 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,301 WOMAN: Do what? 125 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,344 Just the whole, "I need to talk to Daddy." 126 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,889 Just, "I need to speak to your father," 127 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,974 or, "I need to talk to your dad." 128 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,142 Just... it's better that way 129 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:02,561 because otherwise, it seems like we're still together. 130 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:06,064 -OK. -Well, don't be mad. 131 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,275 No, it's fine. We're definitely not together. 132 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,110 So don't... you don't have to do the thing... 133 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,279 So, did you, um, get a chance 134 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:15,032 to think about what we talked about? 135 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,534 -Yeah and, um... -What did you decide? 136 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:19,203 Because I've been thinking about it 137 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:21,538 and he really needs his father right now. 138 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,123 Totally. There's just a lot of things 139 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:24,208 on this side of it, Natasha. 140 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:26,418 Like, we have to get a bigger house 141 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,086 and the baby's coming soon. 142 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,631 -I know. Exciting. -Hm-hmm. 143 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,342 The only thing... 144 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,802 I have this yoga retreat in Tulum 145 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,847 coming up right around winter break. 146 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:41,183 OK. So, like, in three months. 147 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,893 Well, right, but I need to book 148 00:10:42,935 --> 00:10:45,270 the plane ticket and the hotel now. 149 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,564 Oh, I see. 150 00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,234 So, can you take him? 151 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:55,697 Yeah. I mean, what I was gonna say 152 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,617 was we talked about it and yes, 153 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,369 we can take him. 154 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:03,330 -And be happy to. -Really? That's great. 155 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:06,208 -What are you doing? -I mean, I think you're right. 156 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,544 -He needs his dad. -I'll start packing his stuff. 157 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:12,381 -Bye, Will. -Daddy says, "Bye, Will." 158 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,674 Yeah, seriously. Goodbye. 159 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:15,509 -Bye. -Goodbye. 160 00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,387 Holy shit! 161 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,305 -Hi. -Oh, sorry. 162 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,473 I'm Sascha. 163 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:24,059 People don't usually come that way. 164 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,019 Just... around the front. 165 00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,188 OK, Lev. Bounce pass. Here he goes. 166 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,315 -OK. -Layup. 167 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,609 He's coming in hot. He's coming in hot. 168 00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:34,903 -Yeah! -Yes! 169 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,822 Yes, all right. No, Lev. That's good. 170 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:38,907 If you blow the layup, don't grab the board. 171 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,784 You just circle back, you try it again. 172 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,536 -OK. -You crush. 173 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,205 Madonna, you ready? Bounce pass. 174 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,583 Here she goes, here she goes, here she goes. 175 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,876 She's up. 176 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,963 -(CHEERING) -Sick! 177 00:11:53,005 --> 00:11:56,049 WOMAN: Guys, this is so sweet. 178 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:59,428 But, I mean, I'm really not gonna be gone for that long. 179 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,346 Like, maybe six months tops. 180 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,891 So I don't really see the reason for all this cake and shit. 181 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,560 Although, I do really appreciate it. 182 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,312 Um, I don't know, 183 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:11,231 maybe some of you guys won't be here by the time I get back. 184 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,150 I mean, you guys aren't looking too good. 185 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:16,778 It's real. Let it sink in. 186 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,239 And if that's the case, I do wanna take this moment to say 187 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,451 that you guys are the best damn basketball team of octogenarians 188 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,370 that I've ever had the pleasure to coach. 189 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,539 You guys, just please keep running your drills and shit. 190 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,626 You're getting good, really good, 191 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,170 and I'm super proud of you. 192 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:39,426 God, that is sickly sweet. Lev, stay away from this stuff, OK? 193 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,345 It's gonna put you in a diabetic coma, yeah? 194 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,222 I can have a little. 195 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,849 (TYPING) 196 00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:53,690 (SIGHS) 197 00:12:55,234 --> 00:12:57,152 I'm sorry, man, I... I... 198 00:12:57,194 --> 00:13:01,740 I don't know what Deb did with your mom's, uh, effects, but... 199 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:04,618 -She'll be back. -I have nowhere to be. 200 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:12,042 Did you want a water or a...? I have water. I have, um... 201 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,629 No, no, no, no. I'm good. 202 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,382 SASCHA: I drink a lot of soup. 203 00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,262 -Yeah, that's not your mom's. -Are you an artist? 204 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,305 I am, actually, but that's not... 205 00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:27,391 That's not mine, that's a Grigor. 206 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,684 But then that... 207 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:31,061 Yeah. That one is mine. 208 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,108 -Beautiful. -Thanks. 209 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,988 Yeah, your mom wasn't much of a reader from what I could tell. 210 00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:44,449 -Books are heavy. -Yeah, I guess that's true. 211 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,827 Every time I move, I'm like, "Ugh, the books." 212 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,663 -Do you move a lot? -No. 213 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,211 Your son? 214 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:59,047 -Yup, that's Will. -Does he like Deb? 215 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,633 They haven't met yet, funnily enough. 216 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,927 Hmm. 217 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:07,472 -He wasn't born at home, was he? -No, in a hospital. 218 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,932 How was that? 219 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:12,644 I wanted a home birth, actually, but his mother... didn't. 220 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:16,273 Safety, sanity, security, sterility. 221 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,609 -Sure. -Stereotypical. (CHUCKLES) 222 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:27,409 Sorry. Oh. 223 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:30,204 Oh, now that. Yeah, now that is your mom's. 224 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,623 I don't know what it is, though. 225 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,291 Oh. 226 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,879 Is that for, um... 227 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,551 She was almost 50 when she had me. Did you know that? 228 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,430 She was a whore at the time. 229 00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,474 Sex worker, if you like. 230 00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:54,895 Yeah. She was turning tricks until I was nine. 231 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,355 If you didn't have a lot of money, 232 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,857 that's just how you got along at Rajneeshpuram 233 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,692 if you were a woman. 234 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,529 Then she traded in her hooking boots for these. 235 00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:08,075 I came to it first. 236 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,161 I led her on the path. 237 00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:14,915 There was this girl in camp, Yamuna. 238 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,044 God, I loved her. 239 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,463 She was pregnant by her boyfriend Mark 240 00:15:21,505 --> 00:15:23,632 who was facing several indictments 241 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:25,384 for cocaine trafficking. 242 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,220 As the summer got hotter 243 00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:31,223 and her belly grew more round and full, 244 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:34,393 I found myself by her side more often than not, 245 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,355 helping her with cleaning and calisthenics, 246 00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:40,607 whatever was required. 247 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:47,698 We'd talk all night long about big subjects, 248 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,783 nature of things. 249 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:55,956 Then when her time came, I helped her. 250 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:01,295 I was only nine years old, but it was like 251 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:07,134 my hands were being guided by some unseen energy. 252 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,137 I can see 'em now like daylight. 253 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:12,681 My hands moving to her forehead, 254 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:17,644 down to her belly, reaching for the neck of the womb. 255 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,856 Opening. 256 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:27,529 Opening just the same way the earth cracks and yawns, 257 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:30,365 revealing her eternity. (CHUCKLES) 258 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,955 Hours later, when Penka discovered us 259 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:40,959 all wrapped up together under the stars, 260 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,045 she was so moved by the sight of me 261 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,923 still elbow-deep in dried sanguine fluid 262 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:49,134 that... it changed her. 263 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:54,348 We were known all over Rajneeshpuram. 264 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,017 The old midwife and her son. 265 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:02,439 Those were heady days, by God. 266 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:06,484 Wait. So, so... you're a midwife? 267 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:09,445 I'm a doula. 268 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:14,867 Stay right there. 269 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,287 Uh... 270 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,665 Can I take your picture? 271 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,544 -Yeah. -(CLEARS THROAT) 272 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,046 -Like this? -Sure. 273 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,345 (CAMERA CLICKS) 274 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:38,350 How did you... How did you know what to do? 275 00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,854 How did the baby know what to do, or Yamuna? 276 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,190 I mean, haven't you ever been guided by something, 277 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,608 and you just know? 278 00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:49,278 I think so. 279 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,080 You've got a great eye. 280 00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:02,916 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 281 00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:14,219 (HARMONICA PLAYING) 282 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,721 (GATE SQUEAKS) 283 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,209 You know, we would've made room for her in the house, 284 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:49,296 but she always insisted on staying out here. 285 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:53,383 SASCHA: She swiped it off a blown-up convoy outside Blaj. 286 00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:58,555 I don't think she spent a night away from it. 287 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,101 This was her home. (SOBS) 288 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:07,022 Oh, man. I'm so, so sorry. 289 00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:10,609 Oh, God, I'm embarrassing myself. I didn't know... 290 00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:13,111 I didn't know being here would be so hard. 291 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:17,241 -I should've packed it up. -Please, please don't. 292 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,326 Just... 293 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:20,327 I feel like if we take it down, 294 00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:21,954 then that will be the last of her. 295 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,998 She was a great lady. 296 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:30,420 I really regret taking that job in Kinshasa. 297 00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:32,339 SILVIO: Well, you couldn't have known. 298 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,342 She was 90. 299 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:39,847 Listen. 300 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:45,227 Why don't you just, you know... why don't you stay? 301 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:48,105 No, no. I couldn't. Not without Deb's approval. 302 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:50,691 We're actually in a bind here. We could really use the help. 303 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:52,985 -You'd be helping us out. -How far along is she? 304 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,945 She's six weeks out from her window. 305 00:19:54,987 --> 00:19:55,946 The home stretch. 306 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,489 SILVIO: You could stay here in the tent, 307 00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,074 if you'd be comfortable, of course. 308 00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:00,909 You know that thing you just said 309 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,120 about being guided by something? 310 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,540 That's how this feels. 311 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:09,418 (EXHALES) 312 00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:13,881 -Very well. -Great. 313 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,592 (LAUGHS) 314 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,427 Do you have a bag or anything? 315 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,470 No. I'll borrow. 316 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:22,097 OK, I mean, we have plenty of things. 317 00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:24,641 I mean, we look like we're about the same size. 318 00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:25,934 (CAR APPROACHES) 319 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,394 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 320 00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:29,354 (CLEARS THROAT) 321 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,939 -How are your erections? -My...? 322 00:20:30,981 --> 00:20:33,275 -SASCHA: Are you getting them? -SILVIO: Yeah. No. Yeah. 323 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:34,610 I was curious because, 324 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,279 uh, my ladies often say that they need that. 325 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,615 But their guys, they get a little nervous about it, 326 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,200 especially in the third trimester. 327 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:44,036 -SILVIO: Oh, yeah. No, we're... -SASCHA: No, but it's important. 328 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:47,206 -...by stimulating orgasms. -I did not know that. 329 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,415 Got some shopping in. 330 00:20:48,457 --> 00:20:49,791 -Hey! -Hi. 331 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,627 -Hi. -Hello. 332 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,504 -Uh... -Here, let me. 333 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,423 Oh, no, you don't... What, are you putting this guy to work? 334 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:58,884 (WHISPERS) You what? He's a what? 335 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:01,220 Yeah, the tent's still up so I hired him. 336 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,889 -Oh, my God, are you insane? -No, why would you say that? 337 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,349 Because you didn't even ask me. 338 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,808 But I figured we needed somebody. 339 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,602 But we said that we were gonna talk about this. 340 00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,395 -SASCHA: Hey, Deb? -Yeah? 341 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,980 SASCHA: For the tea. 342 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,150 -Milk, please. -Done and done. 343 00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:17,069 Do you need help finding where stuff is, or...? 344 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,988 No, it's very intuitive. I'm good. 345 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,740 You should hear him talk about midwifery. 346 00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:24,034 -It's really inspiring. -I'm sure. 347 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:27,496 -Look, he just lost his mom. -I know. 348 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:29,831 Deb, if it's not working out, it's not working out. 349 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,875 We'll just be like, "Hey, man, it's not working out." 350 00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,794 Yeah. We don't even fucking know this guy. 351 00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:37,506 -Dude, it's Penka's son. C'mon. -I know. 352 00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:38,841 -Deb. -SASCHA: Tea time. 353 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,385 Have you ever felt like you were being guided by something, 354 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,804 like, you just knew that something was the right thing? 355 00:21:43,846 --> 00:21:45,180 -What? -Can you please try 356 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:48,559 to just trust me, just a little bit, please? 357 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,560 (GROANS) 358 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:52,229 Besides, Penka had very rough hands. You didn't like that. 359 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:55,357 -You're manipulative as fuck. -That kettle boils water fast. 360 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:57,401 I'm not manipulating. I'm just saying that... 361 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,987 -Mmm. -Oh, there's your tea. 362 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,406 Thank you. 363 00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:06,743 After you finish, I'd like to show you some yoni stretches. 364 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,747 (VOICES ON TV) 365 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:12,249 You have a lot of tension. 366 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:15,836 That's how I protect myself from people touching me. 367 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,463 SILVIO: All right, I gotta go. 368 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,923 You sure you don't wanna come, babe? 369 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,717 Yeah. I'm fucking pregnant, dude. 370 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,719 The only thing art openings are good for 371 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,512 is wine and unpasteurized cheeses. 372 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:27,890 OK, well, I'll tell Simon you were tired. 373 00:22:27,931 --> 00:22:30,350 -Simon'll be fine. -OK. Bye, babe. 374 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:32,102 -Bye. -Bye, Sascha. 375 00:22:32,144 --> 00:22:33,562 Bye. 376 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,067 -No, nope. Nope. -Where are you going? 377 00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,945 -Snack attack. -Let me get that for you. 378 00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,406 How would you know what I want? 379 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:47,409 Do you know what doula translates to? 380 00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:48,327 Nope. 381 00:22:48,368 --> 00:22:51,121 -Servant to woman. -Oh, kinky. 382 00:22:51,163 --> 00:22:56,293 Basically, anything you require, I consider it my sacred duty. 383 00:22:56,335 --> 00:22:59,379 I'm good to get my own chips, my man, but thank you. 384 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:03,008 Lev really cannot make a layup. 385 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,718 WOMAN ON TV: Lev, take the shot! 386 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,221 You know that whole pasteurized-cheese thing? 387 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:09,223 -Yeah? -Myth. 388 00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,142 -Really? -Really. 389 00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:16,730 -What about ceviche? -Myth. 390 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:22,027 -Really? -Really really. 391 00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:27,699 -What time is it right now? -It's ceviche time. 392 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:32,788 ♪ Give Mamma her ceviche 393 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,165 ♪ Mamma wants, Mamma likes 394 00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:37,584 ♪ Mamma wants so bad 395 00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:40,087 Oh, my God, do you promise me that this is legit? 396 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,339 One hundred. You were with my mother 397 00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:44,258 when she crossed over, yes? 398 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:47,427 Yeah. 399 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:52,266 -What was she doing? -Um... 400 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:59,106 She was, like, guiding me on this meditation thing. 401 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,985 Was she having you picture your baby? 402 00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:05,946 Yeah, something like that. 403 00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:10,284 But it didn't work because I'm a very bad patient. 404 00:24:12,661 --> 00:24:14,288 Glad it was with you. 405 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:32,723 (BOTH BREATHE SOFTLY) 406 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:45,319 -It's OK. -(SIGHS) I'm sorry. 407 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:50,991 There's nothing to be sorry for. 408 00:24:57,789 --> 00:25:00,792 Let's just see what's under here. 409 00:25:04,296 --> 00:25:05,964 (BREATHES SOFTLY) 410 00:25:16,475 --> 00:25:18,227 (MOANS SOFTLY) 411 00:25:23,941 --> 00:25:25,734 Bro. 412 00:25:25,776 --> 00:25:27,528 (SIGHS) 413 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,905 (CHUCKLES) 414 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,499 (SIGHS) 415 00:25:49,216 --> 00:25:50,634 (SIGHS) 416 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,721 (BREATHES SOFTLY) 417 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:07,317 (PANTS) 418 00:26:09,528 --> 00:26:12,406 (MOANS) 419 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:16,368 (MOANS) 420 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:18,203 -Tea time, tea time! -Oh, no! 421 00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:19,580 -Whoa-whoa! -Sorry! 422 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,415 Sorry, sorry. Whoopsie, OK. Door was open. 423 00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:24,668 -I know, I know. I'm sorry. -SILVIO: What? 424 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:27,254 Sascha saw me masturbating. 425 00:26:27,296 --> 00:26:30,257 -SILVIO: Babe, I can't hear you. -Never mind! 426 00:26:33,302 --> 00:26:34,761 SILVIO: What?! 427 00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:37,890 DEB: Hey, hon. 428 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:41,101 -Yo, have you seen the pump? -Huh? No. 429 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:43,270 Well, you were the last person to use it for your bike. 430 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,523 -Huh? -You heard what I said. 431 00:26:46,565 --> 00:26:50,194 Did I use it for my bike? No, I did not. 432 00:26:50,235 --> 00:26:53,488 -No, you did. -Sorry, Deb. I'm just working. 433 00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:56,033 Well, OK, but I need the pump 434 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:59,578 and you were the last person to use it for your bike. 435 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,330 -Honey? -I don't know where you put it. 436 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,916 You think you should still be playing basketball? 437 00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:07,753 What? I'll stop playing basketball when I die, cock. 438 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,796 Oh, yeah. But that one, it doesn't have a needle. 439 00:27:09,838 --> 00:27:11,048 (SNEEZES) 440 00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:13,175 -Shut up. Where'd you find that? -Junk drawer. 441 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:14,635 There you go. 442 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,972 One sec. Yo! 443 00:27:19,014 --> 00:27:21,099 Did Will get that ball that I sent? 444 00:27:21,141 --> 00:27:22,476 I don't know. 445 00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:31,026 I can check. 446 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,112 That would be nice. 447 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,615 Dude, I can't believe Silvio did that to you. 448 00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:39,034 -I can. -Weren't you pissed? 449 00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:41,495 -Eh, not really. -Wow, nice shot. 450 00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:44,164 I dunno, man. If someone hired a doula without my permission, 451 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,500 -I'd be fucking pissed. -I was pissed at first. 452 00:27:46,542 --> 00:27:49,336 But, like, I don't know, we needed somebody. 453 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,259 Yeah, I don't know, man. Male doula? 454 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,635 What? Get over yourself. 455 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,554 It's the 21st century, for Christ's sakes. 456 00:27:58,595 --> 00:28:00,722 -Men can't be doulas? -Bitch. 457 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,934 I don't know. It's raining. Like... 458 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:06,061 What? Don't be a pussy, Peg. 459 00:28:06,103 --> 00:28:07,396 -She's scared. -Hey, language! 460 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:09,565 They're scared because of last time. 461 00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:12,734 Get on the court. I've missed you. 462 00:28:12,776 --> 00:28:14,111 Jan. 463 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:17,114 Watch your ass, bitch! 464 00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:18,448 (GRUNTING) 465 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,075 -Nice. -Shit! 466 00:28:21,827 --> 00:28:23,829 (SCREAMS) 467 00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:25,205 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 468 00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:29,459 (CHEERING) 469 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:31,753 -Baby! -Ha! 470 00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:40,012 -Go for it, babe. -Rebound, rebound, Katherine. 471 00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:41,221 Here. 472 00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:43,724 Aran, take it up! 473 00:28:44,975 --> 00:28:46,810 Oh, c'mon. 474 00:28:46,852 --> 00:28:49,229 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 475 00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:56,195 All right, listen. Forget this. Eyes up here. 476 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:59,031 -Bank right, bank right! -Not in my house. 477 00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,325 -Shit! -(ALL GASP) 478 00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:02,743 -Yeah. -Shit. 479 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:03,827 I'm good. (GROANS) 480 00:29:03,869 --> 00:29:05,537 SASCHA: Everybody, give her some space. 481 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:07,164 Give her some space. Deb, you OK? 482 00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:09,374 -Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. -Where does it hurt? 483 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,836 Uh... It's just my lower back and my old hip. 484 00:29:12,878 --> 00:29:15,130 OK. I hit the ground pretty hard. 485 00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:18,008 -Anybody got any ice? -I'm fine, OK? 486 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:19,468 It's par for the court, my dude. 487 00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:21,720 All right, just sit there. Do not move. 488 00:29:21,762 --> 00:29:23,180 Peg, go get some ice, girl. 489 00:29:23,222 --> 00:29:25,516 -Do I get the foul on that? -I don't have ice. 490 00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:26,433 Katherine. 491 00:29:26,475 --> 00:29:27,518 PEG: Use a bag with a cold apple. 492 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:29,186 -KATHERINE: You get the foul. -I'm good. 493 00:29:29,228 --> 00:29:31,605 Guys, I'll be good to go in five. It's fine. 494 00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:34,650 Nah, I gotta split. I gotta do laundry. 495 00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:36,902 Gotta pick up the kids, early dismissal. 496 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:40,197 Good game, though. Really good playing and shooting. 497 00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:42,366 Yeah, Mamma's, putting you on the bench 498 00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,284 for a while, babe. Sorry. 499 00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:48,163 SASCHA: I'll play. 500 00:29:48,205 --> 00:29:50,499 It's raining, though. 501 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:55,796 I don't know why everybody had to take off. 502 00:29:55,838 --> 00:29:59,633 -Peg had to do laundry. -Yeah, I heard her say that. 503 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:03,470 -(HORN BLARES) -Fuck! 504 00:30:03,512 --> 00:30:06,765 God, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. 505 00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:08,308 (HORN BLARES) 506 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,643 Come on! 507 00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:12,479 (HORN CONTINUES) 508 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,777 It's the hormones, man. I'm sorry. 509 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:20,195 It's OK. 510 00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:24,575 (GROANS) 511 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:27,703 -You want me to drive? -No, I just... 512 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:29,663 I can't play. 513 00:30:31,290 --> 00:30:35,878 -You like basketball. -Yeah, ball is life, 514 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:40,841 and that's apparently over now because I'm... a blimp. 515 00:30:42,759 --> 00:30:44,469 You could be the blimp at the game 516 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:47,264 instead of one of the players, you know? 517 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,184 Just floating over. 518 00:30:51,977 --> 00:30:53,645 Was that supposed to make me feel better? 519 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:54,730 Yes. 520 00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:57,357 So, yeah, you know, I like dog babies, 521 00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:58,859 but I liked human babies more. 522 00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:01,153 And that's kinda where I settled and ended up here. 523 00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:04,156 Everything else is looking good. Do you wanna know the sex? 524 00:31:04,823 --> 00:31:06,325 Um... 525 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,244 Yeah. 526 00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,997 Fuck it. What are we working with? Poker or fireplace? 527 00:31:13,332 --> 00:31:15,667 -Huh? -Like a poker. 528 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,087 (LAUGHS) 529 00:31:20,756 --> 00:31:23,175 Strange joke. 530 00:31:23,217 --> 00:31:24,718 -Thanks. -DOCTOR: Um... 531 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,304 Yeah, things are a little turned around here. 532 00:31:27,346 --> 00:31:29,181 So let's see if we can get some movement. 533 00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,183 (WHISPERS) Hello, baby, come on. 534 00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:34,645 Come on. Sprinkle a little dust. 535 00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:37,606 Come on. 536 00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:40,108 Oh! See? There we are. Right there. 537 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:43,904 You have a very distinctive, um... 538 00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:45,447 A dick? 539 00:31:45,489 --> 00:31:49,493 Uh, yes. You're gonna have a boy. 540 00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:52,162 -(LAUGHS) -What? 541 00:31:53,497 --> 00:31:54,706 SASCHA: Congrats. 542 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:58,168 DOCTOR: Uh... so, yeah, I... 543 00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:03,715 I know there's some talk about having this baby at home, 544 00:32:03,757 --> 00:32:04,883 which, hey, that's fine. 545 00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:08,136 I just wanted to talk about the risks, given that you're... 546 00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:10,848 -Old as fuck? -No, no. You're in great shape. 547 00:32:10,889 --> 00:32:12,975 It's just we should talk about, um... 548 00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:14,601 there is a risk of complications. 549 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:16,353 -DEB: Right. -We should talk about it. 550 00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:18,230 No, I do remember this from last time. 551 00:32:18,272 --> 00:32:21,191 It's just that my partner Silvio doesn't... 552 00:32:21,233 --> 00:32:24,278 -He's... No, um... -Hm-hmm. 553 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,239 I just need more time to make a decision. Is that cool? 554 00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:29,074 DOCTOR: That's cool. Whatever is cool. 555 00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:31,785 You're cool. Everybody's cool. Yes, take your time. 556 00:32:31,827 --> 00:32:33,954 We can talk about it next time you come in. 557 00:32:33,996 --> 00:32:35,414 OK. Thank you. 558 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:37,082 All right. Have a great day, you two. 559 00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:40,460 -OK. Thank you, Dr. Zonkowski. -Be blessed. See ya. Bye. 560 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,590 I'm gonna run to the bathroom. I'll meet you outside. 561 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:45,966 OK. 562 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,305 (SIGHS) 563 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:59,438 -(KNOCKING) -Hey, Dr. Gregory Zonkowski? 564 00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:00,814 Yes, sir. 565 00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:02,316 SASCHA: Yeah, sorry to bother you. 566 00:33:02,357 --> 00:33:04,318 I just have a quick question. 567 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:07,321 Yeah, OK. No prob. What's going on? 568 00:33:07,362 --> 00:33:09,489 What's your C-section rate? 569 00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:16,872 You look familiar. Where you in the room with, uh, Debbie? 570 00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:19,708 -Deb. -Deb, yeah. 571 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,043 And you are? Who are you again? 572 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:23,378 -Are you Dad? -I'm the doula. 573 00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:26,423 The doula. 574 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,009 Yeah, OK. 575 00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:33,096 Don't get me wrong. You say that you're a doula. 576 00:33:33,138 --> 00:33:36,892 And I can respect that. Um... 577 00:33:36,934 --> 00:33:40,395 -But in all honesty, we don't... -What's your rate, though? 578 00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:42,940 There are no numbers on that 579 00:33:42,981 --> 00:33:44,900 and we see this more and more now. 580 00:33:44,942 --> 00:33:47,819 Not to be rude, if you really want to advocate for her, 581 00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:49,738 you should tell her to have the baby here. 582 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:51,448 Are you a cutter? 583 00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:54,409 -I don't know who you... -What's the cut-off time? 584 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:56,453 -The cut-off time? -Eight hours? 585 00:33:56,995 --> 00:33:58,121 Seven? 586 00:33:58,163 --> 00:33:59,331 -Hi. -Hey. 587 00:33:59,373 --> 00:34:01,875 -What's up? Ready. -Yeah, so am I. 588 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:04,711 Hi. 589 00:34:09,842 --> 00:34:12,594 -SASCHA: Where's Silvio today? -DEB: Uh, he had a meeting. 590 00:34:12,636 --> 00:34:14,388 SASCHA: Was he excited about this baby? 591 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:16,264 -DEB: Yeah. -SASCHA: And you? 592 00:34:16,306 --> 00:34:17,724 DEB: Um, yeah. 593 00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:22,521 I mean, it's a lot. We weren't together very long before we... 594 00:34:22,563 --> 00:34:24,356 -Before I... -How long? 595 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:25,607 Three weeks. 596 00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:28,944 -I know. It's Wack City, right? -I don't know about Wack City, 597 00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:30,862 but judging from the way you play basketball, 598 00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:33,532 I think you might have borderline personality disorder. 599 00:34:33,574 --> 00:34:34,783 Excuse me? Yo. 600 00:34:34,824 --> 00:34:37,703 Silvio didn't ask me before hiring you. 601 00:34:37,744 --> 00:34:39,871 -Did you know that? -I did not. 602 00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:42,541 Yeah, so I don't know what you were talking about 603 00:34:42,583 --> 00:34:43,583 with the doctor in there. 604 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:46,170 But if you could, like, not do that. 605 00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:49,214 -Do what? -Like, have conversations... 606 00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:52,176 (WHISPERS) ...about my pregnancy without me being in the room. 607 00:34:52,217 --> 00:34:55,679 -Of course. -Because it's just... 608 00:34:55,721 --> 00:34:57,264 -No, I get it. -...not a cool thing. 609 00:34:57,306 --> 00:34:59,558 Just so you know, I wasn't. 610 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,102 Really? What were you talking to him about then? 611 00:35:02,144 --> 00:35:04,646 I thought he might've been the brother of someone 612 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:06,940 I went to midwifery school with. 613 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:12,821 Do you know what the word doula literally translates to? 614 00:35:12,863 --> 00:35:14,031 Haven't we covered this? 615 00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,824 The one who speaks for the woman 616 00:35:15,866 --> 00:35:19,328 when her teeth are gritted in pain. 617 00:35:19,369 --> 00:35:21,622 I thought that you said it was like a helper slave. 618 00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:25,375 Deb, the moment you don't need me anymore, I will vanish. 619 00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:27,377 I don't make plans without you. 620 00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:31,465 If I say that I want a hospital birth 621 00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:34,676 with a motherfucking epidural? 622 00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:38,430 -Great. Bring on the drugs. -Seriously? 623 00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:41,350 Deb, who's having this baby? Is Silvio having this baby? 624 00:35:41,391 --> 00:35:43,435 Is the doctor with hairy arms having the baby? 625 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:44,436 Oh, my God! 626 00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:46,605 -You noticed that too? -Yes. 627 00:35:52,528 --> 00:35:54,863 WOMAN: And now... 628 00:35:58,909 --> 00:36:03,580 WOMAN: Imagine now a great crack in the bottom of this sea 629 00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:09,127 leading farther down to an even more unfathomable depth. 630 00:36:09,169 --> 00:36:13,715 Place yourself there in this crack. 631 00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:19,054 Imagine that your human body has dissolved into the crack, 632 00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:22,140 that you are one with the void. 633 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:23,392 -Know that this place... -Yo! 634 00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:25,018 ...is the place of all becoming. 635 00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:25,978 Yo. 636 00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:28,063 -...where Gaia first... -SILVIO: Hey. 637 00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,648 DEB: Hey. Yo, boo. 638 00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:30,774 Hey, what do you guys got? 639 00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:33,902 Little, uh... little bougie spread going on here? 640 00:36:33,944 --> 00:36:35,779 DEB: We're working on the birth plan, babe. 641 00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:38,448 Great. Those look good. 642 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:40,659 -Have some. -Oh, thanks. 643 00:36:40,701 --> 00:36:42,703 SILVIO: Don't mind if I do. 644 00:36:42,744 --> 00:36:46,790 (CLEARS THROAT) Mmm. 645 00:36:46,832 --> 00:36:48,542 Are these pasteurized cheeses, baby? 646 00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:51,962 No. 647 00:36:52,004 --> 00:36:52,963 No? 648 00:36:53,005 --> 00:36:55,966 SASCHA: The whole pasteurized cheese thing... 649 00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:57,384 -It's a myth. -SILVIO: Really? 650 00:36:57,426 --> 00:36:59,219 -Is it? -SASCHA: Hm-hmm. 651 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:03,140 -Gotta hit the head. -Hm. 652 00:37:03,182 --> 00:37:04,808 That's funny. I didn't know that. 653 00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:06,268 SASCHA: Yup. 654 00:37:11,565 --> 00:37:14,067 -How was the doctor? -Good. 655 00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:15,402 -Yeah? -Yeah. 656 00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:17,905 -What? -Nothing. 657 00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:21,909 -Hmm? -It's just... 658 00:37:21,950 --> 00:37:23,577 That doctor... 659 00:37:23,619 --> 00:37:25,329 Deb likes him, doesn't she? What about him? 660 00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:27,789 Yeah, and that's fine. Ultimately, it's her birth. 661 00:37:27,831 --> 00:37:30,709 Right, but what's your impression of him? Is he bad? 662 00:37:30,751 --> 00:37:32,628 -I wouldn't say bad. -What would you say? 663 00:37:32,669 --> 00:37:36,173 I'm just worried he might be a little... scalpel-happy, 664 00:37:36,215 --> 00:37:37,049 if you know what I mean. 665 00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:39,134 Jesus. What's his caesarean rate? 666 00:37:39,176 --> 00:37:41,970 Couldn't get him to tell me, but we're gonna keep an eye on it. 667 00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:44,473 -Jesus! -don't mention anything to Deb. 668 00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:48,101 No, I won't. It's just, I want her to do the right thing. 669 00:37:48,143 --> 00:37:50,312 Don't worry about it. I'm looking after her. 670 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:53,106 Hoo! (GROANS) 671 00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:57,277 I just peed like one of the girls in the squirt vids. 672 00:37:57,319 --> 00:38:00,948 -That's not pee. -Yeah, that's not pee, baby. 673 00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:05,035 Oh. I hate to burst your bubble, boys, but that's pee-pee. 674 00:38:05,077 --> 00:38:07,162 -No way. -(BOTH) Not with me. 675 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,541 Oh, really? OK. 676 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:15,671 (SILVIO CHUCKLES) 677 00:38:18,257 --> 00:38:19,550 Cheeky. 678 00:38:24,346 --> 00:38:27,140 (SKYPE RINGTONE) 679 00:38:34,648 --> 00:38:37,901 Uh... Hi, it's Silvio's Skype. 680 00:38:38,819 --> 00:38:41,113 -Dad? -No, I'm Sascha. 681 00:38:41,154 --> 00:38:42,781 Your dad is running an errand. 682 00:38:43,615 --> 00:38:45,993 -Who? -I'm the doula. 683 00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,619 What's a doula? 684 00:38:47,661 --> 00:38:50,205 Oh, well, a doula, the literal translation... 685 00:38:50,247 --> 00:38:53,292 -Who are you talking to? -Oh, Deb. Come here, it's Will. 686 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,378 Hey, Will, this is Deb. 687 00:38:56,420 --> 00:38:57,588 Come on. 688 00:39:02,092 --> 00:39:03,468 -WILL: Hi. -Hi. 689 00:39:03,510 --> 00:39:06,972 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too, Will. 690 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:10,142 Am I gonna have a little sister or a little brother? 691 00:39:10,184 --> 00:39:12,936 They don't know. It's gonna be a surprise. 692 00:39:12,978 --> 00:39:14,354 Well, cool. 693 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,610 Uh, Will, did you get the basketball that I sent? 694 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,988 -Oh, yeah. -Great. 695 00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,907 Have you... Did you try it out? 696 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:27,367 -Yeah, it's big. -Yeah, well, it's full size. 697 00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:29,536 That's my idea. If you learn to play on that one, 698 00:39:29,578 --> 00:39:30,704 by the time your hands grow, 699 00:39:30,746 --> 00:39:32,664 you're gonna be playing like James Harden. 700 00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:34,208 It's all about ball control. 701 00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:36,835 My uncle says James Harden is a nihilist. 702 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,631 Your uncle's a wise man. 703 00:39:41,924 --> 00:39:43,800 Uh, well, we should play together. 704 00:39:43,842 --> 00:39:45,969 You know, when I'm not so pregnant. 705 00:39:46,011 --> 00:39:48,639 Oh. Will the new house have a hoop? 706 00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:51,266 The new house? 707 00:39:51,308 --> 00:39:54,269 I cannot believe that you are trying to justify this now. 708 00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:57,022 You are so out of touch, my man. 709 00:39:57,064 --> 00:39:59,316 God, first the doula, now this? 710 00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:01,860 No. Look, I'm just trying to do the right thing by my kid, Deb. 711 00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:02,819 His mother is a nightmare. 712 00:40:02,861 --> 00:40:04,863 His mother told you to take him. 713 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:07,908 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 714 00:40:07,950 --> 00:40:11,662 DEB: She said, "Jump," and you said, "How high?" 715 00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:14,039 SILVIO: That is not what happened. 716 00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:16,583 I promise I will make this up to you. 717 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,544 How? (LAUGHS) 718 00:40:18,585 --> 00:40:19,753 Look, I'm just doing that thing 719 00:40:19,795 --> 00:40:22,714 where I wanna take care of everyone, you know? 720 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,424 -(GROANS) -I just... 721 00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:26,927 Will you let me try? 722 00:40:26,969 --> 00:40:30,097 Let me try. I promise I won't let you down. 723 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:34,560 Bro. 724 00:40:34,601 --> 00:40:37,896 Swirling, no longer a maiden. 725 00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:41,567 And feel the sway right there, just the sway. 726 00:40:41,608 --> 00:40:44,027 And one, two, three, push up. 727 00:40:44,069 --> 00:40:48,156 Kick away your old self. It's not about you anymore. 728 00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:50,742 That is your old life. That is your maiden self. 729 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:55,289 You're pushing her away to welcome in the mother. 730 00:40:55,330 --> 00:40:58,584 Breathe in. Breathe out, breathe in, breathe out. 731 00:41:00,002 --> 00:41:03,797 Breathe in. (GRUNTS) Breathe out. 732 00:41:04,965 --> 00:41:09,803 So today... it was about work. 733 00:41:09,845 --> 00:41:15,851 Because it is work to bring a baby into the world. 734 00:41:15,893 --> 00:41:17,436 Or babies. 735 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:19,730 Sometimes it's twice the work. I have twins. 736 00:41:19,771 --> 00:41:23,358 Breathe in. (LAUGHS) Breathe out. 737 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:28,030 But mammas are strong and mammas are capable. 738 00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:31,950 And that's why today for closing words... 739 00:41:33,202 --> 00:41:36,872 I wanna ask everyone what do you think 740 00:41:36,914 --> 00:41:40,209 will take a little bit of work 741 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:43,670 to bring these babies into this world? 742 00:41:49,051 --> 00:41:50,302 Chelsea. 743 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:54,264 I'm just a little concerned about the... the pooping part. 744 00:41:54,306 --> 00:41:57,976 My cousin Claire, just... all over. 745 00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:04,316 Well, I'm scared about, um... after it's here. 746 00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:07,027 Perineum tear. 747 00:42:07,069 --> 00:42:09,321 I'm really, really, really scared about it, 748 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:13,784 and I really wanna have this baby naturally. 749 00:42:14,493 --> 00:42:16,954 So I'm just gonna... 750 00:42:16,995 --> 00:42:21,750 get really strong down there and... 751 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:25,003 -and really flexible. -TUTOR: Yes! 752 00:42:25,045 --> 00:42:27,130 So brave. 753 00:42:29,967 --> 00:42:33,345 -Deb. -Me? 754 00:42:33,387 --> 00:42:35,347 How are you, dear Deb? 755 00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:38,392 I'm... good, dear Gracie. 756 00:42:38,433 --> 00:42:41,562 So what's gonna take a little hard work on your end? 757 00:42:41,603 --> 00:42:42,813 Uh... 758 00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:46,400 Shit. Um, gosh, I... 759 00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:50,320 I really hate this part. Can I just skip? 760 00:42:50,362 --> 00:42:52,573 You can't skip. 761 00:42:52,614 --> 00:42:56,451 -What? Yes, I can. -No, you can't. 762 00:42:56,493 --> 00:43:00,330 -Where is that written? -Oh, it's not written anywhere. 763 00:43:00,372 --> 00:43:02,457 We're a circle of mammas. 764 00:43:02,499 --> 00:43:03,917 So we, you know, 765 00:43:03,959 --> 00:43:07,087 we didn't actually get any pens and write it down. 766 00:43:07,129 --> 00:43:09,381 We don't have any rules that we wrote. 767 00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:11,216 Yeah, I'm just... I'm gonna skip. 768 00:43:11,258 --> 00:43:13,260 You can't skip things! 769 00:43:15,596 --> 00:43:17,973 It can't be skipped. 770 00:43:19,224 --> 00:43:21,351 You can't skip. 771 00:43:26,064 --> 00:43:30,402 Uh. (EXHALES) My... 772 00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:33,155 My boyfriend's kid is moving in with us 773 00:43:33,197 --> 00:43:35,407 and that's not inherently a bad thing. 774 00:43:35,449 --> 00:43:37,743 He seems like a really sweet kid, 775 00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:41,747 but I'm just a little bit worried that the... 776 00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:47,419 the baby is gonna be... lost in all of this. 777 00:43:50,380 --> 00:43:52,841 Actually that, that's, um... that's not true. 778 00:43:52,883 --> 00:43:55,093 I'm not worried that the baby's gonna be forgotten. 779 00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:59,890 I'm just worried that I'm going to be... forgotten. 780 00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:04,520 You know, Silvio has got me knocked up and now what am I? 781 00:44:04,561 --> 00:44:07,940 I'm just like a... I'm a hostage in my own body. 782 00:44:07,981 --> 00:44:10,317 I'm a goddamn delivery vessel. 783 00:44:12,986 --> 00:44:17,491 But, uh, I've got Sasch, you know, my doula. 784 00:44:17,533 --> 00:44:19,159 So that's chill. 785 00:44:19,952 --> 00:44:21,745 Smells a little musty. 786 00:44:21,787 --> 00:44:26,500 But whatever, there. I shared. 787 00:44:27,209 --> 00:44:28,335 (SNIFFS) 788 00:44:30,587 --> 00:44:32,923 (CHOPPING) 789 00:45:21,930 --> 00:45:23,098 That's what I want to do. 790 00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:25,058 Call it what it is, all right? A pussy. 791 00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:27,519 OK. Well, the doctors are gonna love that. 792 00:45:27,561 --> 00:45:30,147 (LAUGHS) Yeah, well, don't you worry about Dr. Zonkowski. 793 00:45:30,189 --> 00:45:31,982 I'll take care of him. 794 00:45:39,781 --> 00:45:41,867 And I'm so excited to use those. They're robot boobs. 795 00:45:41,909 --> 00:45:43,535 I don't want robot boobs. 796 00:45:43,577 --> 00:45:45,662 -OK, I'll put 'em down. -It's from me. 797 00:45:45,704 --> 00:45:47,623 Oh, the grinder. Now I can cultivate 798 00:45:47,664 --> 00:45:49,708 those German field worker forearms. 799 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:52,252 This is how we grind ze food for ze baby. 800 00:45:52,294 --> 00:45:54,922 This is how you grind ze baby into ze food. 801 00:45:54,963 --> 00:45:57,674 -Ja! -Grind the baby and eat it. 802 00:45:57,716 --> 00:46:00,344 -That's great. -It's for food for the baby. 803 00:46:00,385 --> 00:46:02,763 It's to make baby food. 804 00:46:06,767 --> 00:46:10,229 Totally. Thank you, Naureen. Thank you. That's really sweet. 805 00:46:10,270 --> 00:46:12,940 -Here, let's do this one. -DEB: Thank you. 806 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:15,359 Wow. Well, save best for last. 807 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:16,818 -It's from... -SILVIO: Yup. 808 00:46:16,860 --> 00:46:19,530 So, "To baby, from Dad Silvio." 809 00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:22,866 -Dad Silvio, that's me. -DEB: From Daddio Silvio. 810 00:46:22,908 --> 00:46:27,204 -Yeah. -Yeah. Daddy... 811 00:46:28,372 --> 00:46:31,834 OK, ready? 812 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:33,502 -SILVIO: Oh, let's flip it. -Oh. 813 00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:35,045 SILVIO: So that people can see it. 814 00:46:35,087 --> 00:46:35,838 Oh, wow. 815 00:46:35,879 --> 00:46:38,715 -♪ Ta-da! -Wow. 816 00:46:38,757 --> 00:46:41,969 Wait. I don't get it. 817 00:46:42,010 --> 00:46:44,680 (SIGHS) It's gender non-conforming, dummy. 818 00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:46,223 Right, 'cause we don't know the sex. 819 00:46:46,265 --> 00:46:47,808 -SILVIO: Yeah, yeah. -NAUREEN: Aw. 820 00:46:47,850 --> 00:46:49,643 SILVIO: We can put that in the nursery, or... 821 00:46:49,685 --> 00:46:51,979 It's beautiful, boo. That's really nice. 822 00:46:52,020 --> 00:46:57,276 OK. Guys? OK, now the last gift is coming out. 823 00:46:57,317 --> 00:46:59,528 -SILVIO: Arriving... -Wow, more. 824 00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:01,613 -Just about. -There's more. 825 00:47:01,655 --> 00:47:03,282 Actually coming out right now. 826 00:47:04,408 --> 00:47:06,201 Just gotta... 827 00:47:06,243 --> 00:47:08,203 Backing it up. 828 00:47:08,996 --> 00:47:10,038 All right. 829 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,374 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good. You're good. You're good. 830 00:47:14,126 --> 00:47:16,128 No, it's all good. It's all good. 831 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:18,589 Yay, and drum roll. (MIMICS DRUMROLL) 832 00:47:18,630 --> 00:47:20,424 DEB: Oh, my God! 833 00:47:20,465 --> 00:47:22,885 -SILVIO: Oh! -DEB: Wow! 834 00:47:22,926 --> 00:47:26,597 Home birth tub! (CHUCKLES) 835 00:47:26,638 --> 00:47:30,767 -Wow. My gosh. -All for you, babe. 836 00:47:30,809 --> 00:47:33,145 DEB: Yo, where are we gonna put this? 837 00:47:33,187 --> 00:47:34,646 Right here. 838 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:37,357 OK, but we... I still haven't decided if I wanna do that. 839 00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:39,943 This is just in case you do decide to do a home birth. 840 00:47:39,985 --> 00:47:42,779 And then... but if you don't, then we can just return it. 841 00:47:42,821 --> 00:47:47,951 Um, actually it says it's non-returnable up here. 842 00:47:47,993 --> 00:47:49,661 -SILVIO: Does... does it? -Hm-hmm. 843 00:47:49,703 --> 00:47:50,704 Big words and everything. 844 00:47:50,746 --> 00:47:52,247 Oh, well, I'll take a look at that. 845 00:47:52,289 --> 00:47:55,626 But, yeah, so I mean, it's just... (CHUCKLES) 846 00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:57,503 If you don't wanna use it, you don't have to. It's just... 847 00:47:57,544 --> 00:47:59,880 -I'll take it. -Yeah, we'll take it. 848 00:47:59,922 --> 00:48:01,840 I'll take it. 849 00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:06,386 -(GASPS) Katherine. Oh, my God. -What? I'm off duty. Chill. 850 00:48:06,428 --> 00:48:09,056 Yo, I've never seen you smoke weed before. 851 00:48:09,097 --> 00:48:10,474 Good shit. 852 00:48:10,516 --> 00:48:12,601 That is one thing that I really miss. 853 00:48:12,643 --> 00:48:14,436 Yeah, I miss you smoking weed too, bitch. 854 00:48:14,478 --> 00:48:16,480 Shut up. Rude. 855 00:48:16,522 --> 00:48:17,856 You can smoke if you want. 856 00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:19,441 -Don't tell her that. -What? 857 00:48:19,483 --> 00:48:22,361 What? Seriously. You don't share lungs with your baby. 858 00:48:22,402 --> 00:48:23,987 Yeah, but the intoxication factor. 859 00:48:24,029 --> 00:48:25,989 It's no different than a couple glasses of wine. 860 00:48:26,031 --> 00:48:27,824 -Really? -Really. 861 00:48:27,866 --> 00:48:29,535 Yo, let me see that. 862 00:48:30,452 --> 00:48:32,663 -Hey, babe. -Hey! 863 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:36,667 -What's up? -Nothing. 864 00:48:36,708 --> 00:48:39,169 We got the, uh, tub filled up. Do you wanna come check it out? 865 00:48:39,211 --> 00:48:41,880 -Oh, sure. -Cool. 866 00:48:41,922 --> 00:48:43,423 Come on. Sascha, you wanna come? 867 00:48:43,465 --> 00:48:47,135 No, I'm good. You can send me a video, baby day. 868 00:48:47,177 --> 00:48:49,054 -Go for it. -(CHUCKLES) 869 00:48:50,806 --> 00:48:53,642 -I'll be back. -Later, skater. 870 00:48:56,103 --> 00:48:58,272 So, what's with all the green? 871 00:48:58,313 --> 00:48:59,439 (LAUGHTER) 872 00:48:59,481 --> 00:49:03,026 That's interesting. I've never met one of you. 873 00:49:03,068 --> 00:49:06,113 -Wait, the reality show winner? -Yes. 874 00:49:06,154 --> 00:49:08,907 -Not for nothing. Good riddance. -Shut up. 875 00:49:08,949 --> 00:49:10,284 She loved her. 876 00:49:10,325 --> 00:49:12,828 -She doesn't know what love is. -Do any of us really know? 877 00:49:12,870 --> 00:49:15,789 Well, love is not eight parking tickets. 878 00:49:15,831 --> 00:49:16,832 (LAUGHTER) 879 00:49:16,874 --> 00:49:19,001 Dude, love is not eight parking tickets. 880 00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:20,878 And how long did she have your car? 881 00:49:20,919 --> 00:49:22,588 -Four days. -Four days! 882 00:49:22,629 --> 00:49:25,132 -Eight tickets in four days! -Get out of my... Shut up! 883 00:49:25,174 --> 00:49:27,718 Hey, wait. How'd you find out? How did you find out? 884 00:49:27,759 --> 00:49:29,720 I got the motherfucking boot. 885 00:49:29,761 --> 00:49:30,846 (LAUGHTER) 886 00:49:30,888 --> 00:49:32,723 You bitches laugh. 887 00:49:32,764 --> 00:49:36,476 OK. Fine. It's terrible. It's sad. 888 00:49:36,518 --> 00:49:38,061 Never telling you anything ever again. 889 00:49:38,103 --> 00:49:42,024 Oh, my gosh, you guys are killing me! Like, the parking. 890 00:49:42,065 --> 00:49:43,525 Like, all these parking tickets, right? 891 00:49:43,567 --> 00:49:45,736 They're supposed to pay for things. 892 00:49:45,777 --> 00:49:48,405 And, like, if we don't pay them, then what will happen? 893 00:49:48,447 --> 00:49:50,407 Like, there'll be no new paved roads 894 00:49:50,449 --> 00:49:53,160 and then the rats will come at night. 895 00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:56,330 They'll all be like... (JUDDERS) all over the place at night. 896 00:49:56,371 --> 00:49:58,207 And then they'll come during the day 897 00:49:58,248 --> 00:50:00,626 and then it'll just be, like, rats all the time. 898 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:02,544 Taken over by the rats. 899 00:50:02,586 --> 00:50:04,671 (LAUGHS) 900 00:50:09,009 --> 00:50:10,385 -Hey, Deb. -Yeah. 901 00:50:10,427 --> 00:50:14,723 You wanna be our surr the next time around? 902 00:50:14,765 --> 00:50:16,350 -Surr? -What was that? 903 00:50:16,391 --> 00:50:18,977 It's a surrogate. Say the whole word. 904 00:50:19,019 --> 00:50:20,771 What? I like the abbreviation. 905 00:50:20,812 --> 00:50:23,148 Wait, are you guys gonna have one? 906 00:50:23,190 --> 00:50:26,193 Yeah. I mean, if this thing works out, 907 00:50:26,235 --> 00:50:28,570 you can just pop out another. 908 00:50:28,612 --> 00:50:30,197 You know, pop out another. 909 00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,533 Nope, that's exactly why I will not be doing it. 910 00:50:32,574 --> 00:50:35,827 This pussy is getting popped one time, one time only. 911 00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:38,080 Wait, pussies don't actually pop. 912 00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:40,791 -(LAUGHS) -SASCHA: No. 913 00:50:40,832 --> 00:50:42,292 I mean, there can be some tearing. 914 00:50:42,334 --> 00:50:44,336 God, that's the thing that I'm the most afraid of. 915 00:50:44,378 --> 00:50:47,923 Yeah. Natasha, she ripped all the way through the perineum. 916 00:50:47,965 --> 00:50:50,217 Just like blood, just... 917 00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:53,303 -Sorry. -What the fuck? 918 00:50:53,345 --> 00:50:54,805 God! 919 00:50:54,847 --> 00:50:55,973 It's probably not the best idea 920 00:50:56,014 --> 00:50:57,766 to talk about your ex-wife's birth story 921 00:50:57,808 --> 00:50:59,268 in front of your current girlfriend 922 00:50:59,309 --> 00:51:00,435 who's pregnant with your child. 923 00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:03,605 -Yeah. No, totally. I'm sorry. -SASCHA: I'm just saying. 924 00:51:03,647 --> 00:51:08,735 Every birth story is different. it's our job as care providers 925 00:51:08,777 --> 00:51:11,697 to find out what that experience wants to be 926 00:51:11,738 --> 00:51:13,365 and protect it as best we can. 927 00:51:13,991 --> 00:51:15,617 For sure. 928 00:51:15,659 --> 00:51:18,495 SASCHA: But to answer your question, uh... 929 00:51:18,537 --> 00:51:21,915 I've only had to deal with a full vaginal prolapse 930 00:51:21,957 --> 00:51:23,500 three times in 20 years. 931 00:51:23,542 --> 00:51:26,587 -Sorry, what was that? -SASCHA: Prolapse? 932 00:51:26,628 --> 00:51:32,009 It's... it's where the vagina turns inside out, basically. 933 00:51:32,050 --> 00:51:33,677 -Oh, ew. -DEB: What? 934 00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:34,928 KATHERINE: Why "ew" over there? 935 00:51:34,970 --> 00:51:36,680 This is the cradle of humanity, bitches. 936 00:51:36,722 --> 00:51:38,348 MAN: I'm all for the cradle of humanity. 937 00:51:38,390 --> 00:51:40,309 I just don't wanna think about it inside out. 938 00:51:40,350 --> 00:51:41,393 It's just... Wrong way. 939 00:51:41,435 --> 00:51:43,896 Whether you wanna think about it or not, you still need it. 940 00:51:43,937 --> 00:51:48,734 So I will volunteer. Got nothing tying me down anymore, so... 941 00:52:05,959 --> 00:52:07,085 (GROANS) 942 00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:08,962 Oh, yeah. 943 00:52:09,004 --> 00:52:11,757 (MOANS) 944 00:52:12,716 --> 00:52:14,968 (GRUNTS) 945 00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:22,976 Oh, shit. Shit. 946 00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:28,273 (KATHERINE MOANS) 947 00:52:53,340 --> 00:52:55,175 Dirty little bastard. 948 00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:04,142 (DOOR OPENS) 949 00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:05,602 (DEB GRUNTS) 950 00:53:08,021 --> 00:53:10,983 Hey, there you are. No, you don't have to do all this. 951 00:53:11,024 --> 00:53:13,277 I don't have to. I choose to. 952 00:53:13,318 --> 00:53:15,153 That is the greatest freedom. 953 00:53:15,195 --> 00:53:17,030 Right. Chill. 954 00:53:17,072 --> 00:53:20,075 But seriously, go to bed. 955 00:53:20,117 --> 00:53:21,952 Why don't you relax? 956 00:53:21,994 --> 00:53:25,747 Because I don't want to. 957 00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:31,420 (SASCHA GRUNTS) 958 00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:34,464 SILVIO: It's the last of it. Everybody's gone. 959 00:53:36,466 --> 00:53:40,888 -That Naureen is a character. -Yeah. Oh, my God, total kook. 960 00:53:42,931 --> 00:53:44,433 What are you doing? 961 00:53:46,727 --> 00:53:48,061 Relaxing. 962 00:53:49,396 --> 00:53:50,689 Wow. 963 00:53:50,731 --> 00:53:52,524 I don't share lungs with the baby. 964 00:53:52,566 --> 00:53:54,484 No. But, Deb, the intoxication factor. 965 00:53:54,526 --> 00:53:59,114 Also, that tub is going back to the motherfucking emporium. 966 00:53:59,156 --> 00:54:01,992 DEB: Listen to me, hear me. 967 00:54:02,034 --> 00:54:04,661 I'm going to the hospital to have this baby. 968 00:54:04,703 --> 00:54:06,079 SILVIO: Honey... 969 00:54:06,747 --> 00:54:08,582 Honey, seriously. 970 00:54:08,624 --> 00:54:10,459 Sascha. 971 00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:16,256 Do you know what the term doula translates to? 972 00:54:22,471 --> 00:54:23,597 Ask her. 973 00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:28,143 SASCHA: Just lubing you up a little here. 974 00:54:28,185 --> 00:54:29,520 DEB: I feel like a beached whale. 975 00:54:29,561 --> 00:54:31,813 Yes, but... OK, this is about the baby now. 976 00:54:31,855 --> 00:54:33,607 -I know. I know. -All right? 977 00:54:33,649 --> 00:54:35,025 This is dish soap and water. 978 00:54:35,067 --> 00:54:37,861 It's the same exact consistency as the fluids of the birth 979 00:54:37,903 --> 00:54:39,029 or of the pussy. 980 00:54:39,071 --> 00:54:40,948 Thank you for honoring my word choice. 981 00:54:40,989 --> 00:54:44,409 You're welcome. Now let's close our eyes and breathe. 982 00:54:44,451 --> 00:54:47,454 (BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY) 983 00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:49,665 -(GROANS) -Come on out, baby. 984 00:54:51,166 --> 00:54:53,126 (BOTH GROAN) 985 00:54:53,168 --> 00:54:56,797 (BOTH MIMIC BABY CRYING) 986 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,346 DEB: Oh, jeez. 987 00:55:05,013 --> 00:55:06,431 Ooh. (GROANS) 988 00:55:06,473 --> 00:55:07,724 The cord of life. 989 00:55:07,766 --> 00:55:09,351 -I did it. -You're free of it. 990 00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:10,853 I've been born! 991 00:55:10,894 --> 00:55:12,104 -Oh. -(MIMICS BABY) 992 00:55:12,145 --> 00:55:15,274 Your baby is here. Silvio, that was nice. 993 00:55:15,315 --> 00:55:17,526 -DEB: It was a great birth. -Good job. 994 00:55:17,568 --> 00:55:18,902 SASCHA: You wanna try? 995 00:55:18,944 --> 00:55:20,988 -SASCHA: Come on over here. -DEB: Come on. Get in here. 996 00:55:21,029 --> 00:55:23,156 (GRUNTS) 997 00:55:23,198 --> 00:55:26,785 -SILVIO: What is this? -This is dish soap and water. 998 00:55:26,827 --> 00:55:29,162 -It's the same consistency... -No, I heard that part. 999 00:55:29,204 --> 00:55:32,207 -I'm saying what is your deal? -What is my deal? 1000 00:55:32,249 --> 00:55:35,210 My deal is that I'm here to help Deb and to help you 1001 00:55:35,252 --> 00:55:36,712 bring this baby into the world. 1002 00:55:36,753 --> 00:55:38,380 Crossing over the Rainbow Bridge. 1003 00:55:38,422 --> 00:55:39,381 I don't mean that. 1004 00:55:39,423 --> 00:55:42,926 I mean, like, you said that you were going to help help. 1005 00:55:42,968 --> 00:55:44,553 What are you talking about? 1006 00:55:44,595 --> 00:55:46,430 With advocating for the home birth. 1007 00:55:46,471 --> 00:55:49,057 -I never said that. -Yes, you did. You said... 1008 00:55:49,099 --> 00:55:52,895 I said I'm looking out for her. That's what I said. 1009 00:55:52,936 --> 00:55:55,522 But maybe you'll talk to her, tell her the story... 1010 00:55:55,564 --> 00:55:58,650 Shh. Babies don't talk. OK. 1011 00:55:58,692 --> 00:56:01,570 (RAPID BREATHING, GRUNTS) 1012 00:56:01,612 --> 00:56:02,946 Ooh, you're a heavy baby. 1013 00:56:02,988 --> 00:56:04,823 Deb, I need help pulling this fat baby. 1014 00:56:04,865 --> 00:56:06,408 -Come on. -DEB: All right. 1015 00:56:07,701 --> 00:56:09,953 -Got you, babe. -I don't think that's necessary. 1016 00:56:09,995 --> 00:56:12,414 -SASCHA: Shh. Shh. -DEB: Here you go. Ready? 1017 00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:15,834 (RAPID BREATHING) 1018 00:56:17,836 --> 00:56:19,630 DEB: Oh, my God. 1019 00:56:21,673 --> 00:56:23,050 DEB: Silvio? 1020 00:56:23,884 --> 00:56:25,719 DEB: Babe? Hey, babe. 1021 00:56:25,761 --> 00:56:27,221 Are you OK? 1022 00:56:27,262 --> 00:56:29,014 (SILVIO SOBS) 1023 00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:30,891 You're safe now. Nothing can hurt you. 1024 00:56:30,933 --> 00:56:34,269 -SASCHA: Shh. Shh, shh. -(SOBS) 1025 00:56:34,311 --> 00:56:36,939 -Deb. -DEB: Yeah? 1026 00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:39,650 Deb, I don't want the baby to be born in the hospital 1027 00:56:39,691 --> 00:56:42,903 'cause Will was born in the hospital and we almost lost him. 1028 00:56:42,945 --> 00:56:44,655 OK, I didn't know that. 1029 00:56:44,696 --> 00:56:50,035 Yeah, that doctor. That doctor, I think he's a cutter. 1030 00:56:50,077 --> 00:56:51,161 Dr. Zonkowski? 1031 00:56:51,203 --> 00:56:53,038 -SILVIO: Uh-huh. -DEB: Who told you that? 1032 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:57,417 -No one. I have a feeling. -DEB: OK. 1033 00:56:57,459 --> 00:57:00,045 I understand, but this is my decision 1034 00:57:00,087 --> 00:57:02,506 and this is the way that it's going to be. 1035 00:57:03,215 --> 00:57:05,008 DEB: OK? 1036 00:57:05,676 --> 00:57:07,010 -OK. -OK? 1037 00:57:07,803 --> 00:57:09,263 OK. 1038 00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:13,225 I mean, OK. 1039 00:57:15,602 --> 00:57:17,271 Do you want...? 1040 00:57:20,148 --> 00:57:22,276 I didn't do that. You did that. 1041 00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:26,321 -Just take your time. -It's all about growing. 1042 00:57:34,913 --> 00:57:37,416 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 1043 00:57:53,307 --> 00:57:56,768 (GENTLE MUSIC) 1044 00:58:34,806 --> 00:58:36,683 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 1045 00:58:48,237 --> 00:58:51,323 Hey, yo. Where's Hatcher? 1046 00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:53,158 Oh, uh, I don't think he's gonna make it. 1047 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,201 He was on that group text. 1048 00:58:54,243 --> 00:58:56,787 -You didn't get it? -Oh, fuck, are you serious? 1049 00:58:56,828 --> 00:58:59,081 No, I was not included on that. 1050 00:58:59,122 --> 00:59:01,124 Probably because if I knew he was making excuses, 1051 00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:04,002 I'd go to his house, drag him outta bed by the fucking diaper. 1052 00:59:04,044 --> 00:59:05,379 (CHUCKLES) 1053 00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:07,631 Well, we got seven. We could... 1054 00:59:07,673 --> 00:59:11,343 Seven's not enough. No, we gotta have fours. C'mon. 1055 00:59:11,385 --> 00:59:14,471 Hey, yo! Hey, come here, man. 1056 00:59:14,513 --> 00:59:16,056 -Oh... -Yeah, you. 1057 00:59:16,098 --> 00:59:19,685 You, wavy gravy. Come on, bro. Play with us. We need one more. 1058 00:59:19,726 --> 00:59:20,727 I don't know, man. 1059 00:59:20,769 --> 00:59:22,437 -That dude. -Have fun with a four on four. 1060 00:59:22,479 --> 00:59:24,815 -All right. -Let's flip for it. 1061 00:59:24,857 --> 00:59:26,441 -Hey. -All right, he's on your team. 1062 00:59:26,483 --> 00:59:28,068 -All right. Tony. -Sascha. 1063 00:59:28,110 --> 00:59:31,280 -Let's do it, Sascha. -You have beautiful eyes. 1064 00:59:31,321 --> 00:59:33,699 This way, buddy. Thanks, man. 1065 00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:35,951 -Appreciate that. -(CHUCKLES) 1066 00:59:42,833 --> 00:59:46,336 (ROCK MUSIC) 1067 00:59:49,173 --> 00:59:51,216 Stall two. Stall three. 1068 00:59:52,634 --> 00:59:54,178 Get back. 1069 00:59:56,597 --> 00:59:57,973 SASCHA: Yes! 1070 01:00:12,279 --> 01:00:13,739 Coming your way! 1071 01:00:23,999 --> 01:00:25,250 Oh, you dropped it? 1072 01:00:26,835 --> 01:00:28,045 (GRUNTING) 1073 01:00:28,086 --> 01:00:30,964 (SHOUTING) 1074 01:00:31,006 --> 01:00:32,925 (CHEERING) 1075 01:00:32,966 --> 01:00:37,513 SASCHA: Silvio, maybe faster. Little feet. 1076 01:00:39,556 --> 01:00:41,475 -Yeah! -No, no. He's not there. 1077 01:00:41,517 --> 01:00:43,727 No, no. That's right here. You catch it right here. 1078 01:00:43,769 --> 01:00:45,562 -There's the line. -The line is right there. 1079 01:00:45,604 --> 01:00:46,605 The line is right here! 1080 01:00:46,647 --> 01:00:48,857 -You caught it right here. -He caught it right here. 1081 01:00:48,899 --> 01:00:50,776 -That's no good. -Take it back. 1082 01:00:50,817 --> 01:00:52,402 -Is your leg OK? -Nope, nope. 1083 01:00:52,444 --> 01:00:55,280 Get that stall. Stall two! 1084 01:00:55,322 --> 01:00:57,074 -Stall one. -Watch the cut. 1085 01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:02,496 -No, no, no. I got a foul there. -What? No. 1086 01:01:02,538 --> 01:01:03,914 -How? -Pushed off. 1087 01:01:03,956 --> 01:01:06,667 -No, dude. That was clean. -Sascha. What do you say? 1088 01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:08,627 SASCHA: Let's take it back to the contested throw. 1089 01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:09,795 -Dude. -Take it back. 1090 01:01:09,837 --> 01:01:11,505 -Dude. -Spirit of the game. 1091 01:01:11,547 --> 01:01:13,257 -Great spirit, Sascha. -There we go. 1092 01:01:13,298 --> 01:01:14,967 -Great spirit. -Respect, bro. 1093 01:01:15,008 --> 01:01:16,009 Spirit of the game. 1094 01:01:16,051 --> 01:01:17,219 -I got you. -Let's go. 1095 01:01:17,261 --> 01:01:18,929 From the guy who's never played before, 1096 01:01:18,971 --> 01:01:20,681 but knows what spirit of the game means. 1097 01:01:20,722 --> 01:01:23,058 -Disc in. -Let's go. 1098 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:24,852 -Stall one. -Watch the cut. 1099 01:01:24,893 --> 01:01:28,230 Stall two. Stall three. Stall four. 1100 01:01:28,272 --> 01:01:29,314 (GRUNTS) 1101 01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:33,402 -Oh, there it is! -No way. No way! 1102 01:01:33,443 --> 01:01:35,112 You're gonna push off again? 1103 01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:37,447 Spirit of the game? My ass, brother! 1104 01:01:37,489 --> 01:01:38,657 TONY: Silvio, chill. 1105 01:01:38,699 --> 01:01:40,951 SILVIO: I'm gonna give you one more chance. 1106 01:01:40,993 --> 01:01:43,120 Did you push off or did you not push off? 1107 01:01:43,161 --> 01:01:44,162 No. 1108 01:01:44,204 --> 01:01:45,789 OK, then you can get your shit and get out 1109 01:01:45,831 --> 01:01:47,374 'cause you're fucking fired. 1110 01:01:47,416 --> 01:01:49,251 C'mon. C'mon. 1111 01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:51,086 Silvio, let's keep playing. 1112 01:01:51,128 --> 01:01:53,630 -You work for him? -I'll be right back. Silvio. 1113 01:01:53,672 --> 01:01:54,673 Fuck. 1114 01:01:54,715 --> 01:01:57,134 Are you looking at this? Are you seeing this? 1115 01:01:57,176 --> 01:01:58,844 I'm pretty sure that we can work this out. 1116 01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,637 SILVIO: Nothing to work out. He gone! 1117 01:02:00,679 --> 01:02:02,806 SASCHA: But it's not really your decision to make. 1118 01:02:02,848 --> 01:02:05,350 Oh, no? Who do you think pays your little invoices, dude? 1119 01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:07,853 DEB: Dude, what is going on with you? 1120 01:02:07,895 --> 01:02:08,896 I hire, I fire. 1121 01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:11,398 That's the way it works, Deb, in a capitalistic environment. 1122 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:13,609 OK, so I have no say in this whatsoever? 1123 01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:15,527 The person that's actually having this baby? 1124 01:02:15,569 --> 01:02:17,279 You didn't want him in the first place. 1125 01:02:17,321 --> 01:02:19,031 DEB: Yeah, but now I do. 1126 01:02:19,072 --> 01:02:20,657 Well, you want him, you can pay him. 1127 01:02:20,699 --> 01:02:23,702 Great. That is super fucking mature. 1128 01:02:23,744 --> 01:02:25,287 OK, you guys wanna drink wine 1129 01:02:25,329 --> 01:02:27,789 and smoke weed and do God knows what else? 1130 01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:30,334 Then go ahead, fine. Whatever. It's no big deal. 1131 01:02:30,375 --> 01:02:31,793 It's just my fucking child, Deb. 1132 01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:33,378 DEB: I'm sorry, God knows what else? 1133 01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:34,588 What are you talking about? 1134 01:02:34,630 --> 01:02:37,299 You are the person that forced this. 1135 01:02:37,341 --> 01:02:40,719 I thought it would be... alternative prenatal care. 1136 01:02:40,761 --> 01:02:43,514 -It is! -Not this radical hippie shit. 1137 01:02:43,555 --> 01:02:45,474 -SASCHA: I'll go, Deb. -Which is frankly insane. 1138 01:02:45,516 --> 01:02:47,976 -Not a big deal. -You are not going anywhere. 1139 01:02:48,018 --> 01:02:49,311 Did you know that he got a blow 1140 01:02:49,353 --> 01:02:51,313 from Katherine at the baby shower? 1141 01:02:52,189 --> 01:02:54,024 (LAUGHS) 1142 01:02:55,234 --> 01:02:57,236 -Wait, really? -And then some. 1143 01:02:57,277 --> 01:03:00,239 (LAUGHS) OK. Wow, OK. 1144 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,157 Um... 1145 01:03:02,199 --> 01:03:05,035 Yeah, sorry. So that's what the problem is? 1146 01:03:05,077 --> 01:03:06,745 -So what? -So what? 1147 01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:08,622 So you're OK with that behavior? 1148 01:03:08,664 --> 01:03:10,374 With getting blowjobs? 1149 01:03:10,415 --> 01:03:12,626 Yeah, so long as he's not blowing my baby, 1150 01:03:12,668 --> 01:03:14,419 I'm pretty sure I'm cool with it. 1151 01:03:14,461 --> 01:03:15,629 -Wow! -He's a doula. 1152 01:03:15,671 --> 01:03:17,005 -Wow. -Not the Pope. 1153 01:03:17,047 --> 01:03:18,841 Yeah, I know he's not the Pope. 1154 01:03:18,882 --> 01:03:21,468 I'll have that image in my mind forever. 1155 01:03:21,510 --> 01:03:25,639 Do I not have a right to feel pleasure, Silvio? 1156 01:03:25,681 --> 01:03:28,016 Do I not have the right to heal? 1157 01:03:28,058 --> 01:03:29,685 Perhaps if you weren't so dead set 1158 01:03:29,726 --> 01:03:31,436 on denying pleasure to yourself, 1159 01:03:31,478 --> 01:03:33,564 you wouldn't so harshly judge those of us 1160 01:03:33,605 --> 01:03:35,107 who allow ourselves to feel it. 1161 01:03:35,148 --> 01:03:38,986 Yeah. Blah, blah. Psychology, psychology. 1162 01:03:39,027 --> 01:03:40,654 Yeah, walk away. 1163 01:03:40,696 --> 01:03:43,198 DEB: God, you are being such a fucking baby right now. 1164 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:46,034 Be that as it may, it is him or me, baby. 1165 01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:47,369 I'm sorry, what? 1166 01:03:47,411 --> 01:03:50,831 -That is totally unfair. -I don't care. 1167 01:03:56,336 --> 01:03:57,671 I have... 1168 01:03:59,590 --> 01:04:01,925 I didn't even wanna have this baby in the first place. 1169 01:04:01,967 --> 01:04:03,760 -Deb. -No. I let you talk me into it 1170 01:04:03,802 --> 01:04:06,346 with all your fucking bullshit about geriatric pregnancies 1171 01:04:06,388 --> 01:04:08,015 -and this and that. -Deb, Deb. 1172 01:04:08,056 --> 01:04:10,601 You were the one who said that I was getting past my prime, 1173 01:04:10,642 --> 01:04:12,394 that I was getting a bit long in the tooth. 1174 01:04:12,436 --> 01:04:13,896 Oh, come on now. That was a joke. 1175 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:16,190 Well, it fucking hurt! OK? 1176 01:04:16,231 --> 01:04:18,233 I still have a life that I wanna live. 1177 01:04:18,275 --> 01:04:20,944 I still have things I wanna do in this world, you asshole. 1178 01:04:20,986 --> 01:04:23,197 I had a basketball career! 1179 01:04:23,238 --> 01:04:27,826 No, you make fun of that, but that means something to me. 1180 01:04:27,868 --> 01:04:29,536 So you wanna do this all over again, 1181 01:04:29,578 --> 01:04:30,746 you wanna have another baby, 1182 01:04:30,787 --> 01:04:33,415 but you wanna do it on your terms this time. 1183 01:04:33,457 --> 01:04:35,375 But at whose expense? At my expense. 1184 01:04:35,417 --> 01:04:37,711 Everything is at my expense! 1185 01:04:37,753 --> 01:04:41,465 And so now you won't even let me keep my doula that you hired. 1186 01:04:43,175 --> 01:04:45,511 That I love anyways despite his body odor 1187 01:04:45,552 --> 01:04:49,097 and his borderline inappropriate sexual dalliances 1188 01:04:49,139 --> 01:04:50,891 with my best friend. 1189 01:04:53,268 --> 01:04:58,148 This is so not cool, man. You cannot make me choose. 1190 01:05:02,694 --> 01:05:05,447 (DEB SOBS) 1191 01:05:07,741 --> 01:05:10,786 Deb. Deb. 1192 01:05:10,827 --> 01:05:12,538 SILVIO: You're right. I'm sorry. 1193 01:05:12,579 --> 01:05:13,705 DEB: Oh, thanks! 1194 01:05:25,717 --> 01:05:28,345 -I know you like green. -Thank you. 1195 01:05:31,181 --> 01:05:32,599 Red or blue? 1196 01:05:49,533 --> 01:05:51,743 I just wanna say to both of you that I'm really sorry. 1197 01:05:51,785 --> 01:05:54,705 I think I'm just a little stressed out. 1198 01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:57,165 I have to get up really early tomorrow. 1199 01:05:57,207 --> 01:06:00,502 -For what? -To pick up Will. 1200 01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:04,214 -Oh, at the airport? -No, in Taos. 1201 01:06:06,216 --> 01:06:07,718 In Taos? 1202 01:06:07,759 --> 01:06:10,179 Wait, were you driving? That's, like, a thousand miles away. 1203 01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:11,597 When are you gonna be back? 1204 01:06:11,638 --> 01:06:14,433 Well, I mean, you knew about it. 1205 01:06:14,474 --> 01:06:16,476 Tomorrow's the first day of my window. 1206 01:06:16,518 --> 01:06:19,479 I did not know about this. 1207 01:06:19,521 --> 01:06:21,023 Yes, you did. We talked about it. 1208 01:06:21,064 --> 01:06:24,484 You talked. You said, "Oh, it's just the first day of..." 1209 01:06:25,777 --> 01:06:26,987 I thought we talked about it. 1210 01:06:27,029 --> 01:06:28,739 Oh, my God, you're doing it again. 1211 01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:31,325 -Doing what? -You're fucking doing it again. 1212 01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:32,326 Everything is cool. 1213 01:06:32,367 --> 01:06:34,328 There's snowcones and here you are, 1214 01:06:34,369 --> 01:06:37,456 you are taking advantage of good feelings to pull one over on me? 1215 01:06:37,497 --> 01:06:39,499 No, I'm not doing that at all. 1216 01:06:39,541 --> 01:06:42,794 Don't lie. Have some respect for yourself. 1217 01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:45,547 Deb, OK. We're talking about my son here. 1218 01:06:45,589 --> 01:06:48,258 -He's my son. -You know, this is your son. 1219 01:06:49,551 --> 01:06:51,386 You mean you found out the sex behind my back? 1220 01:06:51,428 --> 01:06:53,347 Oh, my God, so what? 1221 01:06:53,388 --> 01:06:54,765 Did you know at the baby shower? 1222 01:06:54,806 --> 01:06:58,060 The painting that I gave you? That is so embarrassing. 1223 01:06:58,101 --> 01:07:00,062 You really fucking suck, man. 1224 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:03,607 You know, you just cannot ever make me the priority, can you? 1225 01:07:03,649 --> 01:07:06,276 I cannot do this with you anymore! 1226 01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:14,159 (FIRE CRACKLES) 1227 01:07:18,789 --> 01:07:22,626 We should burn some hair or something. Toenails. 1228 01:07:22,668 --> 01:07:24,837 Maybe do a Wiccan ritual. 1229 01:07:24,878 --> 01:07:26,922 If I had the toenails of my enemies, 1230 01:07:26,964 --> 01:07:29,258 I would burn them to make them suffer. 1231 01:07:29,299 --> 01:07:32,678 Silvio probably left some lying around. 1232 01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:34,638 In fact, I know he did. 1233 01:07:36,974 --> 01:07:39,810 -What's that wine taste like? -Tastes like wine. 1234 01:07:39,852 --> 01:07:42,729 Does it taste like getting raped in the face by an oak branch? 1235 01:07:42,771 --> 01:07:44,064 Based on the one time 1236 01:07:44,106 --> 01:07:47,150 that happened to me, yes, very similar. 1237 01:07:47,818 --> 01:07:49,236 Gimme that. 1238 01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:54,741 Thank you. 1239 01:07:56,535 --> 01:07:59,830 No, I don't want any looks or attitude or judgment from you. 1240 01:07:59,872 --> 01:08:01,206 KATHERINE: I didn't say anything. 1241 01:08:01,248 --> 01:08:03,458 I know you didn't say anything, but I know you're thinking it 1242 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:04,877 and you're gonna say something later. 1243 01:08:04,918 --> 01:08:07,171 And all of the recent science suggests 1244 01:08:07,212 --> 01:08:09,381 that a little bit of alcohol here and there 1245 01:08:09,423 --> 01:08:11,758 does not harm the baby, OK? 1246 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,135 And for Christ's sakes, 1247 01:08:13,177 --> 01:08:16,930 my mom smoked and drank her way through the entire pregnancy, 1248 01:08:16,971 --> 01:08:19,099 and look at me. I'm fine, right? 1249 01:08:19,892 --> 01:08:22,644 Yeah, if you say so. 1250 01:08:22,685 --> 01:08:25,479 You gonna give that back to me or...? 1251 01:08:25,522 --> 01:08:26,899 Oh, no, this is mine now. 1252 01:08:26,939 --> 01:08:28,524 (LAUGHTER IN THE DISTANCE) 1253 01:08:30,819 --> 01:08:32,362 Who goes there?! 1254 01:08:34,031 --> 01:08:35,490 -Where are you going? -Stay there. 1255 01:08:35,532 --> 01:08:39,536 What? Stop. Come back. You... 1256 01:08:44,499 --> 01:08:47,711 -Freeze, motherfucker! -Freeze. Oh... 1257 01:08:47,752 --> 01:08:49,212 (GRACIE GASPS) 1258 01:08:49,254 --> 01:08:52,841 -What the fuck? Gracie? -Deb?! 1259 01:08:52,883 --> 01:08:55,135 -Deb, is that you? -DEB: Yeah. 1260 01:08:55,176 --> 01:08:57,554 Do you live in this neighborhood? 1261 01:08:57,595 --> 01:08:59,473 Yeah, this is my house. 1262 01:08:59,515 --> 01:09:01,183 No way! That is so... 1263 01:09:01,225 --> 01:09:03,602 That is divinely random is what that is. 1264 01:09:03,644 --> 01:09:04,685 Hey, Sasch! 1265 01:09:04,728 --> 01:09:06,354 -Hi. -Oh, this is amazing! 1266 01:09:06,395 --> 01:09:08,857 -Are you OK, ma'am? -Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm good. 1267 01:09:08,899 --> 01:09:11,109 I forage in this neighborhood all the time. 1268 01:09:11,151 --> 01:09:14,363 I just had no idea that this was your house, dear one. 1269 01:09:14,404 --> 01:09:16,198 Look at all these lemons! 1270 01:09:16,240 --> 01:09:18,951 Wow, she's lost it. 1271 01:09:18,992 --> 01:09:20,661 Do you think she's OK? Should we... 1272 01:09:20,702 --> 01:09:22,287 -Should she come inside? -Yes. 1273 01:09:22,328 --> 01:09:23,622 Do you wanna come inside? 1274 01:09:23,663 --> 01:09:26,416 I love inside. I love outside, yes. 1275 01:09:26,457 --> 01:09:28,335 Yes. Confirmed. 1276 01:09:34,591 --> 01:09:36,343 Where's your husband? 1277 01:09:38,386 --> 01:09:40,805 Oh, we were never married. 1278 01:09:40,848 --> 01:09:46,478 But, um, if you mean Silvio, uh... 1279 01:09:47,437 --> 01:09:50,064 Then I don't know. 1280 01:09:50,107 --> 01:09:53,068 He went to some art opening, I guess. 1281 01:09:54,653 --> 01:09:57,197 We got into a fight and he left. 1282 01:10:02,411 --> 01:10:03,787 Fuck it. 1283 01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:13,088 You know the Shipibo people hug from heart to heart? 1284 01:10:13,130 --> 01:10:16,425 -The Ship...? No. -Do you need a hug right now? 1285 01:10:17,009 --> 01:10:18,594 (EXHALES) 1286 01:10:19,386 --> 01:10:23,182 -Yeah? -Sure, yeah. 1287 01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:25,642 -Yes. -Great. 1288 01:10:35,027 --> 01:10:39,198 (BREATHES DEEPLY) Mmm... 1289 01:10:40,490 --> 01:10:42,492 -(LAUGHS) -Hm. 1290 01:10:51,502 --> 01:10:53,086 You're early. 1291 01:11:01,136 --> 01:11:02,429 You're early. 1292 01:11:02,471 --> 01:11:04,264 Oh, right. 1293 01:11:05,766 --> 01:11:07,726 Bartender. (CHUCKLES) 1294 01:11:07,768 --> 01:11:10,896 Hey. Sil, what's up, man? 1295 01:11:10,938 --> 01:11:12,523 -You look gorgeous. -Oh, thank you. 1296 01:11:12,564 --> 01:11:13,857 -You look gorgeous. -Thank you. 1297 01:11:13,899 --> 01:11:16,568 -I love this. -Yeah. I just, uh... 1298 01:11:16,610 --> 01:11:17,778 You're a little early. 1299 01:11:17,819 --> 01:11:19,988 No, no. Yeah, that's what everybody's been saying. 1300 01:11:20,030 --> 01:11:23,784 Um, may I have a squirting concubine, please? 1301 01:11:23,825 --> 01:11:24,868 A what? 1302 01:11:24,910 --> 01:11:27,538 Oh, it's just a joke based on the theme of the... 1303 01:11:27,579 --> 01:11:29,164 -The book? Oh. -No, no. 1304 01:11:29,206 --> 01:11:30,791 Just a light beer or whatever you like. 1305 01:11:30,832 --> 01:11:32,084 -OK. -Yeah. 1306 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,670 -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) -Amy, Amy. 1307 01:11:34,711 --> 01:11:39,049 Hey, Arbel, do you have, um, any, um... 1308 01:11:39,091 --> 01:11:43,095 -Coke? -No. Shrooms? 1309 01:11:43,136 --> 01:11:44,680 I thought that wasn't your thing. 1310 01:11:44,721 --> 01:11:47,099 -No, tonight it is. -Tonight's the night? 1311 01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:48,183 Let's do it. 1312 01:11:48,225 --> 01:11:49,643 I've been waiting, like, a year. 1313 01:11:49,685 --> 01:11:51,562 Yeah, yeah. No, this is... I'm feeling it. 1314 01:11:51,603 --> 01:11:53,146 SILVIO: After the day I had, you know? 1315 01:11:53,188 --> 01:11:55,107 -ARBEL: This is good shit. -What's happening? 1316 01:11:55,148 --> 01:11:58,443 Organic. My friend Elma grows this. Take one. 1317 01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:01,154 -Take two. -Ooh, Nelly. 1318 01:12:01,655 --> 01:12:03,282 Lift-off. 1319 01:12:04,825 --> 01:12:07,494 Mmm. Mmm. 1320 01:12:07,536 --> 01:12:09,121 -God. -That's nice. 1321 01:12:09,162 --> 01:12:12,583 Samuel's been in the cage since breakfast. 1322 01:12:12,624 --> 01:12:16,295 Mercy is not on the menu. 1323 01:12:16,336 --> 01:12:18,589 Are we letting people in? Why are we letting people in? 1324 01:12:18,630 --> 01:12:20,549 It... He's with me. He's a friend. 1325 01:12:20,591 --> 01:12:22,634 (MAN GRUNTS) 1326 01:12:22,676 --> 01:12:25,012 -(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) -Welcome. 1327 01:12:25,596 --> 01:12:27,347 Thank you. 1328 01:12:27,389 --> 01:12:30,267 -This is crazy. -Yeah, it's gonna get... 1329 01:12:30,309 --> 01:12:32,269 -It's gonna get good. -OK. 1330 01:12:32,311 --> 01:12:33,604 Stay here, all right? 1331 01:12:33,645 --> 01:12:35,397 -I'll be back. -OK. Yeah. I'll just... 1332 01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:37,357 -ARBEL: Just hang out. -All right. 1333 01:12:43,071 --> 01:12:45,782 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 1334 01:13:00,047 --> 01:13:03,217 Deb, stop. Get off me. 1335 01:13:03,258 --> 01:13:05,844 -Seriously, stop. It's annoying. -Oh, my God. 1336 01:13:05,886 --> 01:13:08,680 You're embarrassing me in front of my new friend Gracie. 1337 01:13:08,722 --> 01:13:11,892 KATHERINE: No, you're embarrassing yourself. 1338 01:13:11,934 --> 01:13:14,728 I don't understand what's wrong with grabbing an ass. 1339 01:13:14,770 --> 01:13:18,941 Stop! Because it's mine. And you're clearly drunk. 1340 01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:20,692 Oh, God. 1341 01:13:20,734 --> 01:13:22,778 -But I like asses. -OK, she's on the floor now. 1342 01:13:22,819 --> 01:13:26,073 I like asses. I don't know what you want me to do about that. 1343 01:13:26,114 --> 01:13:27,199 All right, look, dude. 1344 01:13:27,241 --> 01:13:28,283 I know you're going through, 1345 01:13:28,325 --> 01:13:29,868 like, a whole thing right now, but... 1346 01:13:29,910 --> 01:13:31,870 I am. I'm going through a hard time. 1347 01:13:31,912 --> 01:13:34,623 Would you take pity on this? 1348 01:13:34,665 --> 01:13:37,292 She doesn't pity you. She cares about you. 1349 01:13:37,334 --> 01:13:39,419 -OK. -That's questionable. 1350 01:13:39,461 --> 01:13:43,090 I know all about how you two took care of each other. 1351 01:13:45,425 --> 01:13:46,593 Seriously, bro? 1352 01:13:46,635 --> 01:13:48,220 Don't look at me. I don't disclose. 1353 01:13:48,262 --> 01:13:49,596 DEB: Look, you know what? 1354 01:13:49,638 --> 01:13:51,056 I'm gonna put it to you starkly 1355 01:13:51,098 --> 01:13:52,850 because I'm that kinda bad bitch. 1356 01:13:52,891 --> 01:13:55,060 Don't get in the way of me and grabbing asses. 1357 01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:56,019 KATHERINE: OK. 1358 01:13:56,061 --> 01:13:57,896 It's the last thing you'll ever do. 1359 01:13:57,938 --> 01:14:01,650 -KATHERINE: Oh, wow. -Me and my asses. 1360 01:14:01,692 --> 01:14:05,487 -Yeah. -DEB: Katherine, don't be mad. 1361 01:14:05,529 --> 01:14:09,867 Hey, I bet... if you wanted to get pregnant, 1362 01:14:09,908 --> 01:14:11,827 Sascha could bull's-eye you in one try. 1363 01:14:11,869 --> 01:14:14,204 -I could. -All right, that's enough. 1364 01:14:14,246 --> 01:14:16,415 -I'm sorry, I'm done with this. -DEB: Pee-yew! 1365 01:14:16,456 --> 01:14:18,834 (WHISPERING) Pew! Look at that ass. 1366 01:14:18,876 --> 01:14:20,961 MAN: (OVER MICROPHONE) Notice the eyes. 1367 01:14:21,003 --> 01:14:23,755 Is the void staring back at you? 1368 01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:27,718 The mask is not traditional. 1369 01:14:30,304 --> 01:14:32,306 That's all that's left of him. 1370 01:14:33,515 --> 01:14:35,893 You're dead to all those things. 1371 01:14:37,519 --> 01:14:39,605 Mmm-mah... 1372 01:14:42,149 --> 01:14:44,651 This space between all things. 1373 01:14:44,693 --> 01:14:47,154 The whole thing is the default. 1374 01:14:47,196 --> 01:14:49,156 As gently as... 1375 01:14:49,948 --> 01:14:51,909 What was your trauma? 1376 01:14:55,913 --> 01:14:57,789 What was the trauma? 1377 01:14:57,831 --> 01:15:03,128 The most appropriate physical form for Pluto... 1378 01:15:03,170 --> 01:15:05,339 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 1379 01:15:05,380 --> 01:15:07,841 -(WHISPERS) Get me out of here. -MAN: ...is the corpse. 1380 01:15:07,883 --> 01:15:11,094 (WHISPERS) OK, this is weird. Shit. I don't like it. 1381 01:15:11,136 --> 01:15:15,516 -I don't like it at all. -MAN: Notice the eyes. 1382 01:15:19,269 --> 01:15:22,940 MAN: Is the void staring back at you? 1383 01:15:28,153 --> 01:15:30,113 You can't understand. 1384 01:15:31,448 --> 01:15:32,950 It's OK. 1385 01:15:39,623 --> 01:15:41,792 It's been over for a while. 1386 01:15:44,127 --> 01:15:46,255 (MAN BREATHES HEAVILY) I'm here. 1387 01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:55,389 MAN 2: We should get cheeseburgers. 1388 01:16:00,477 --> 01:16:03,105 Don't say that out loud. 1389 01:16:03,146 --> 01:16:05,566 -(RETCHES) -SASCHA: There it is. OK. 1390 01:16:05,607 --> 01:16:07,401 (VOMITS) 1391 01:16:07,442 --> 01:16:08,527 (COUGHS) 1392 01:16:08,569 --> 01:16:10,404 SASCHA: Ooh, yeah. 1393 01:16:10,445 --> 01:16:13,240 Oh, God, why did you let me drink so much? 1394 01:16:14,741 --> 01:16:17,494 -Do you think you can walk? -No. 1395 01:16:17,536 --> 01:16:19,288 Well, Deb, come on. Let's get you in bed. 1396 01:16:19,329 --> 01:16:20,873 I'll put a little trashcan by the bed 1397 01:16:20,914 --> 01:16:22,541 in case you wanna have a barf party. 1398 01:16:22,583 --> 01:16:25,377 No. Please, just stay. Stay here and say things to me. 1399 01:16:25,419 --> 01:16:26,753 OK. 1400 01:16:27,754 --> 01:16:30,716 -Like what? -A story. 1401 01:16:32,092 --> 01:16:33,510 Very well. 1402 01:16:33,552 --> 01:16:37,556 Would you like a happy story or a sad story? 1403 01:16:37,598 --> 01:16:41,101 -Both. -OK. 1404 01:16:41,143 --> 01:16:46,023 Once upon a time in the farthest corner 1405 01:16:46,064 --> 01:16:48,567 of the darkest forest on Earth, 1406 01:16:48,609 --> 01:16:51,570 -in the hollow of an old dead tree... 1407 01:16:51,612 --> 01:16:54,990 -Hmm. -...there lived a magic woman. 1408 01:16:55,032 --> 01:17:01,163 This woman was magic because she possessed three rocks. 1409 01:17:01,205 --> 01:17:05,959 -A red rock, a blue rock. -BOTH: And a black rock. 1410 01:17:06,001 --> 01:17:08,253 Yeah, a black rock. How did you know that? 1411 01:17:08,295 --> 01:17:10,547 -Process of alliteration. -No. 1412 01:17:10,589 --> 01:17:11,840 -Really? -Really. 1413 01:17:11,882 --> 01:17:14,676 -Wow, you had a lot. -(LAUGHS) 1414 01:17:14,718 --> 01:17:18,931 Um... in order to use the magic of the rocks, 1415 01:17:18,972 --> 01:17:21,350 all three rocks had to be together. 1416 01:17:21,391 --> 01:17:24,978 Only then could the magic be used. 1417 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:27,064 But when they were, 1418 01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:30,901 the red rock could control people's actions. 1419 01:17:30,943 --> 01:17:34,112 The blue rock could control people's emotions. 1420 01:17:34,154 --> 01:17:38,951 -And the black rock... -Was the mind of God. 1421 01:17:38,992 --> 01:17:41,161 Full disclosure, Penka already told me this. 1422 01:17:41,203 --> 01:17:43,080 Oh, OK. Yeah, of course she did. 1423 01:17:43,121 --> 01:17:46,083 Oh, I didn't get it then, I don't get it now. 1424 01:17:46,124 --> 01:17:49,378 Well, it's... it's complicated. 1425 01:17:49,419 --> 01:17:50,796 (LAUGHS) 1426 01:17:53,215 --> 01:17:54,675 Do you miss her? 1427 01:17:55,843 --> 01:17:57,344 Yeah. 1428 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:00,180 Me too. 1429 01:18:01,723 --> 01:18:05,352 She was the only pure thing in my life. 1430 01:18:11,817 --> 01:18:16,280 My mom didn't want me, I don't think, overall. 1431 01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:20,033 -No? -No. 1432 01:18:20,075 --> 01:18:25,122 I mean, she had me when she was 21, so that's pretty young. 1433 01:18:25,163 --> 01:18:29,626 It was like, you know, being raised by your older sister. 1434 01:18:29,668 --> 01:18:32,087 I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders. 1435 01:18:32,129 --> 01:18:36,967 She wanted to go out dancing, so we went out dancing. 1436 01:18:37,009 --> 01:18:39,678 I'd be on one of those blankets underneath the tables 1437 01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:40,679 at one of those places 1438 01:18:40,721 --> 01:18:43,348 where they just throw peanut shells on the floor. 1439 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:44,892 (SIGHS) 1440 01:18:44,933 --> 01:18:48,312 That's actually how we found out that I'm allergic to peanuts. 1441 01:18:48,353 --> 01:18:52,733 I was two years old and my face blew up like a fucking balloon. 1442 01:18:52,774 --> 01:18:56,737 I didn't know that. Good thing I haven't given you any peanuts. 1443 01:18:58,614 --> 01:19:02,576 -Hey, hey, hey, hey. Deb. -(SOBS) 1444 01:19:04,244 --> 01:19:05,704 What are you afraid of? 1445 01:19:06,955 --> 01:19:09,208 That I won't love him. 1446 01:19:10,083 --> 01:19:11,585 The baby. 1447 01:19:14,922 --> 01:19:16,673 (SIGHS) 1448 01:19:16,715 --> 01:19:22,679 That baby is gonna be one lucky ducky to have you as a mother. 1449 01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,517 (SOBS) 1450 01:19:29,269 --> 01:19:31,188 How the hell am I gonna do this? 1451 01:19:36,568 --> 01:19:38,153 I'm gonna help you. 1452 01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:42,282 But you won't need it. 1453 01:19:55,671 --> 01:19:57,798 I think he dropped. 1454 01:20:00,384 --> 01:20:02,302 Yeah, it looks like it. 1455 01:20:04,805 --> 01:20:06,223 What is this? 1456 01:20:07,266 --> 01:20:09,560 -You don't know? -No. 1457 01:20:09,601 --> 01:20:13,814 -Tell me. -It's pheromones. 1458 01:20:13,856 --> 01:20:15,399 -Hmm? -Yeah. 1459 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:18,235 It's from our hunter-gatherer days. 1460 01:20:19,570 --> 01:20:22,239 If you were hunting in the woods 1461 01:20:22,281 --> 01:20:25,492 and you were incapacitated somehow, 1462 01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:31,665 the baby would smell the pheromones... 1463 01:20:32,624 --> 01:20:34,835 and follow it 1464 01:20:36,003 --> 01:20:37,504 all the way up to... 1465 01:20:38,630 --> 01:20:40,257 the breast. 1466 01:20:51,059 --> 01:20:53,562 (SNIFFS) 1467 01:20:58,192 --> 01:20:59,985 (SNIFFS) 1468 01:21:03,655 --> 01:21:05,240 (SNIFFS) 1469 01:21:08,702 --> 01:21:10,454 (SIGHS) 1470 01:21:29,723 --> 01:21:31,433 (INTENSE MUSIC) 1471 01:21:31,475 --> 01:21:34,061 SILVIO: Ooh. (GRUNTS) 1472 01:21:38,315 --> 01:21:41,193 You're just a little sissy, aren't you? 1473 01:21:41,235 --> 01:21:44,404 -I'm just a little sissy baby. -Yeah. 1474 01:21:44,446 --> 01:21:48,033 You're just a little tit-sucking sissy baby. 1475 01:21:48,075 --> 01:21:49,618 That's what you are. 1476 01:21:51,787 --> 01:21:55,082 -You're nuts. -Is this what you want? 1477 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,502 Uh... 1478 01:22:02,172 --> 01:22:03,924 Oh, my God, I just realized something. 1479 01:22:03,966 --> 01:22:05,050 I only went to London once. 1480 01:22:05,092 --> 01:22:07,886 I think we had Will too early. 1481 01:22:07,928 --> 01:22:10,973 We had him too early. I never had a chance to travel. 1482 01:22:12,099 --> 01:22:13,475 -(HISSES) -(SILVIO YELLS) 1483 01:22:13,517 --> 01:22:15,644 Oh-ho! Ho-ho! 1484 01:22:15,686 --> 01:22:17,604 These are not for you. 1485 01:22:24,528 --> 01:22:26,780 Ha! Ha! 1486 01:22:37,124 --> 01:22:38,709 (SHOES STOMP LOUDLY) 1487 01:22:40,002 --> 01:22:43,172 -Me again. -(SILVIO YELLS) 1488 01:22:44,339 --> 01:22:46,842 (CHUCKLES) 1489 01:22:46,884 --> 01:22:48,510 (SHOES STOMP LOUDLY) 1490 01:22:54,183 --> 01:22:56,852 Uh... Huh! 1491 01:22:57,477 --> 01:22:59,730 (LAUGHS) 1492 01:22:59,771 --> 01:23:02,774 Whoa. (LAUGHS) 1493 01:23:02,816 --> 01:23:04,693 -Uh-huh? -WOMAN: Uh-huh? 1494 01:23:04,735 --> 01:23:06,612 Yeah. What happens now? 1495 01:23:11,408 --> 01:23:14,161 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1496 01:23:14,203 --> 01:23:15,621 (GROANS) 1497 01:23:16,872 --> 01:23:18,123 Oh, shit. 1498 01:23:18,165 --> 01:23:21,126 Yeah, so I quit my day job because they're, like, 1499 01:23:21,168 --> 01:23:24,463 "Can't go to New Orleans for six weeks to tour with the band." 1500 01:23:24,505 --> 01:23:26,215 Oh, I'm in a band. 1501 01:23:26,256 --> 01:23:28,509 So I was like, "I'll just do it," you know? 1502 01:23:28,550 --> 01:23:30,552 I'll just... I'll just be a driver. 1503 01:23:30,594 --> 01:23:31,970 (PANTING) 1504 01:23:32,012 --> 01:23:36,350 -Are you OK? -Yup. Just having a baby. 1505 01:23:36,391 --> 01:23:39,353 -No way! -Ugh. Yes, way. 1506 01:23:39,394 --> 01:23:42,064 Is that why we're going to the hospital? Wow! 1507 01:23:42,105 --> 01:23:45,067 -Yes. -Cool. 1508 01:23:45,108 --> 01:23:46,443 (EXHALES) 1509 01:23:48,779 --> 01:23:51,740 (GROANS) 1510 01:23:51,782 --> 01:23:55,953 Yeah, you're about three centimeters dilated. 1511 01:23:55,994 --> 01:23:59,164 What? (SIGHS) Damn it. 1512 01:23:59,206 --> 01:24:00,958 It really felt like way more than that. 1513 01:24:00,999 --> 01:24:04,127 (DOCTOR CHUCKLES) No. No, the contractions 1514 01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:05,796 are still very sporadic. 1515 01:24:05,838 --> 01:24:08,674 Right. Well, fuck, dude. Did we come in too early? 1516 01:24:08,715 --> 01:24:10,551 No, not at all. 1517 01:24:10,592 --> 01:24:13,637 I'm gonna get you started on some Pitocin, get things moving. 1518 01:24:13,679 --> 01:24:14,805 Wait, get... 1519 01:24:14,847 --> 01:24:17,683 We want you outta here. Home with baby, right? 1520 01:24:18,934 --> 01:24:20,811 Yeah. 1521 01:24:20,853 --> 01:24:23,272 Can I, um...? 1522 01:24:23,313 --> 01:24:25,941 Can I have a little bit of time to think about it? 1523 01:24:28,527 --> 01:24:31,071 Of course. Of course. I'll be back in a couple of hours 1524 01:24:31,113 --> 01:24:33,240 -and check in on you, all right? -OK. 1525 01:24:33,282 --> 01:24:35,534 -Hang in there. -Thanks. 1526 01:24:39,413 --> 01:24:40,789 (SIGHS) 1527 01:24:40,831 --> 01:24:45,919 So, anyway, once I bailed my mom outta jail that time, 1528 01:24:45,961 --> 01:24:48,755 I swore that I would never do it again. 1529 01:24:48,797 --> 01:24:50,507 Anyway, I heard she's down in Yuma 1530 01:24:50,549 --> 01:24:52,009 working on some lettuce farm. 1531 01:24:52,050 --> 01:24:56,138 You know, my point is my mom did OK, you know? 1532 01:24:56,180 --> 01:24:57,723 I mean, it is not healthy for me 1533 01:24:57,764 --> 01:25:00,851 to be around her at this point, but... 1534 01:25:00,893 --> 01:25:04,855 she did it alone. I can do it alone. 1535 01:25:04,897 --> 01:25:08,483 -Oh, I had three on my own. -Yeah? 1536 01:25:08,525 --> 01:25:13,071 Their dads were no good, not one of 'em. 1537 01:25:13,113 --> 01:25:17,951 I kept trying, though. Kept getting duds. 1538 01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:21,955 Eh, life goes that way sometimes. 1539 01:25:21,997 --> 01:25:26,919 Yeah, well, we just don't need men, do we, Tammi? 1540 01:25:27,753 --> 01:25:28,962 Fuck, no. 1541 01:25:29,004 --> 01:25:31,006 Fuck, no, we don't. 1542 01:25:31,048 --> 01:25:33,258 (BOTH LAUGH) 1543 01:25:34,593 --> 01:25:36,720 Anyway, what are you in here for? 1544 01:25:36,762 --> 01:25:40,224 Uh, I had to have about 20 inches of gut removed. 1545 01:25:40,265 --> 01:25:44,394 -What? -Doc says I won't miss it. 1546 01:25:47,439 --> 01:25:49,900 They weren't all bad. 1547 01:25:49,942 --> 01:25:53,070 Actually, Tom was all right. 1548 01:25:53,111 --> 01:25:58,200 I could've made a go of it with Tom... but I didn't. 1549 01:25:58,242 --> 01:26:01,411 My choice. I was brash. 1550 01:26:02,621 --> 01:26:05,832 Now I got colon cancer. Fuck it. 1551 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:09,837 Well, where are your kids? 1552 01:26:09,878 --> 01:26:11,588 Oh, they all left. 1553 01:26:13,465 --> 01:26:17,678 Kids don't stick around, you know? They leave. 1554 01:26:17,719 --> 01:26:20,347 Poof, they're gone. 1555 01:26:20,389 --> 01:26:22,850 And then they don't even call. 1556 01:26:26,228 --> 01:26:29,648 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1557 01:26:29,690 --> 01:26:32,568 Do you play basketball? 1558 01:26:32,609 --> 01:26:34,152 You know what? That doesn't matter. 1559 01:26:34,194 --> 01:26:36,488 When you get your colon put back together, 1560 01:26:36,530 --> 01:26:39,533 I want you to come see me down at the Silver Lake Rec Center. 1561 01:26:39,575 --> 01:26:41,577 We're gonna ball it up. 1562 01:26:41,618 --> 01:26:44,830 -All right, sweetheart. -OK. 1563 01:26:44,872 --> 01:26:48,542 But I gotta get outta here. Best of luck, Tammi. 1564 01:26:48,584 --> 01:26:51,461 (SPIRITUAL MUSIC) 1565 01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:01,054 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 1566 01:27:30,918 --> 01:27:32,127 Thanks, friendo. 1567 01:27:35,047 --> 01:27:37,007 DEB: Thank you. 1568 01:27:37,049 --> 01:27:39,092 Save it, pal. I'm having this baby at home. 1569 01:27:39,134 --> 01:27:41,303 -My body has spoken. -Debbie, this-this... 1570 01:27:41,345 --> 01:27:43,722 Deb. My name is Deb. 1571 01:27:43,764 --> 01:27:45,891 It is not Debbie. Debbie is for snack cakes. 1572 01:27:45,933 --> 01:27:49,937 Also I'm creeped out by your hairy forearms, I'm sorry. 1573 01:27:49,978 --> 01:27:51,480 It's really nothing personal. 1574 01:27:51,522 --> 01:27:55,275 It's just maybe try shaving the hair back a little bit 1575 01:27:55,317 --> 01:27:58,570 or... or else tanning the skin underneath, 1576 01:27:58,612 --> 01:28:00,072 so that the contrast isn't so great. 1577 01:28:00,113 --> 01:28:02,241 I think it's just mainly a contrast issue. 1578 01:28:02,282 --> 01:28:04,409 You, Doula. You should not be encouraging... 1579 01:28:04,451 --> 01:28:05,369 It's Sascha. 1580 01:28:05,410 --> 01:28:06,995 You should not be encouraging this. 1581 01:28:07,037 --> 01:28:09,831 You know what the word doula means? 1582 01:28:09,873 --> 01:28:11,208 No. 1583 01:28:12,209 --> 01:28:13,627 Look it up. 1584 01:28:15,963 --> 01:28:17,756 SASCHA: Let's go! 1585 01:28:17,798 --> 01:28:19,383 Later, gator! 1586 01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:30,227 Gracie? 1587 01:28:30,269 --> 01:28:33,856 Hey, the baby's coming and we need a midwife. 1588 01:28:33,897 --> 01:28:35,440 This guy's just a doula. 1589 01:28:35,482 --> 01:28:37,484 -SASCHA: Gracie. -What? 1590 01:28:37,526 --> 01:28:38,819 SASCHA: We got... Yeah. 1591 01:28:38,861 --> 01:28:41,572 -DEB: Baby's coming. -Where's the baby? 1592 01:28:41,613 --> 01:28:43,115 (WHISPERS) She'll be fine, right? 1593 01:28:43,156 --> 01:28:46,243 I don't think so, but she's all we've got. 1594 01:28:46,285 --> 01:28:47,870 Oh, fuck me. 1595 01:28:47,911 --> 01:28:50,080 You got this, Mamma. 1596 01:28:50,122 --> 01:28:51,248 (BOTH GROAN) 1597 01:28:51,290 --> 01:28:52,749 DEB: Fucking off! 1598 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:55,169 (DEB GROANING) 1599 01:28:56,378 --> 01:28:57,504 (GRUNTS) 1600 01:28:57,546 --> 01:28:59,173 -OK. -Better? 1601 01:28:59,214 --> 01:29:01,133 Hm-hmm. Yes. 1602 01:29:01,175 --> 01:29:03,886 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1603 01:29:03,927 --> 01:29:05,554 -(GROANS) -How do you want to do this? 1604 01:29:05,596 --> 01:29:07,014 Um... 1605 01:29:07,556 --> 01:29:09,224 (GROANS) 1606 01:29:09,266 --> 01:29:11,977 -(MOANS) -OK, OK. Breathe. 1607 01:29:12,019 --> 01:29:15,981 -OK. Breathe with me, Deb. Yes. -Ooh. Ahh! 1608 01:29:16,023 --> 01:29:17,691 (BOTH SHRIEK) 1609 01:29:17,733 --> 01:29:19,735 OK, bitch! 1610 01:29:19,776 --> 01:29:22,529 (GRUNTING) 1611 01:29:23,780 --> 01:29:26,575 Oh, God. Oh. 1612 01:29:26,617 --> 01:29:29,161 It's so much better with my pants off. 1613 01:29:29,203 --> 01:29:30,245 Good. 1614 01:29:30,287 --> 01:29:32,331 (BOTH LAUGH) 1615 01:29:32,372 --> 01:29:36,210 -OK. Deb. -Hm-hmm? 1616 01:29:36,251 --> 01:29:38,378 -We're gonna get you... -SILVIO: Deb?! 1617 01:29:38,420 --> 01:29:41,423 -SILVIO: Deb? Deb! -Jesus, in here. 1618 01:29:41,465 --> 01:29:43,800 I was at this shibari party and I took some mushrooms. 1619 01:29:43,842 --> 01:29:45,761 -DEB: You were where? -And I had this... 1620 01:29:45,802 --> 01:29:50,682 It doesn't matter, I'll explain. Hi, guys. Hi... Gracie. 1621 01:29:50,724 --> 01:29:53,268 What are you doing here? Where are my paintings? 1622 01:29:53,310 --> 01:29:55,729 -This is the birthing room now. -SILVIO: But the paintings... 1623 01:29:55,771 --> 01:29:59,274 -She's five centimeters dilated. -What about the hospital? 1624 01:29:59,316 --> 01:30:00,692 I went and I couldn't do it. 1625 01:30:00,734 --> 01:30:04,488 -This is what I want. -SILVIO: Wow. Amazing. 1626 01:30:04,530 --> 01:30:06,782 -And so, Gracie and... -DEB: Yes. 1627 01:30:06,823 --> 01:30:08,242 Sorry, I'm just getting caught up. 1628 01:30:08,283 --> 01:30:10,410 Well, I'm really glad that you're getting caught up, 1629 01:30:10,452 --> 01:30:13,372 but I thought that I kicked you out, so why are you here? 1630 01:30:13,413 --> 01:30:15,082 GRACIE: OK, I'm gonna make some tea. 1631 01:30:15,123 --> 01:30:17,167 Sascha, can you show me where the things are? 1632 01:30:17,209 --> 01:30:19,586 -Absolutely. -Yeah, thank you. 1633 01:30:19,628 --> 01:30:21,046 So what? 1634 01:30:21,088 --> 01:30:23,674 You took mushrooms? You had a vision, is that it? 1635 01:30:23,715 --> 01:30:26,677 -SILVIO: Essentially, yes. -Hm-hmm. And? 1636 01:30:26,718 --> 01:30:31,223 OK, I saw the two of us and we were both pregnant. 1637 01:30:31,265 --> 01:30:33,100 No, no, no! 1638 01:30:33,141 --> 01:30:34,810 SILVIO: But it wasn't like that. Just... 1639 01:30:34,852 --> 01:30:36,979 It's not like it sounds. It was the two of us. 1640 01:30:37,020 --> 01:30:39,106 We were walking side by side in the desert. 1641 01:30:39,147 --> 01:30:40,899 But you know, like, how sometimes in a dream, 1642 01:30:40,941 --> 01:30:41,984 you are somewhere, 1643 01:30:42,025 --> 01:30:44,319 but then that somewhere is a different somewhere? 1644 01:30:44,361 --> 01:30:45,863 -Silvio! -Yeah. 1645 01:30:45,904 --> 01:30:48,115 I am super glad that you're here, man. 1646 01:30:48,156 --> 01:30:49,992 But I'm gonna need you to shut the fuck up. 1647 01:30:50,033 --> 01:30:53,954 -Well... -Shut up! OK? 1648 01:30:56,456 --> 01:30:58,041 What about going to go get Will? 1649 01:30:58,083 --> 01:31:01,003 -Oh! This is the best part. -Hm-hmm. 1650 01:31:01,044 --> 01:31:04,506 I called up Natasha and I said, "Deb is in her window. 1651 01:31:04,548 --> 01:31:05,465 And if you want him out here, 1652 01:31:05,507 --> 01:31:07,092 you can drive his little butt out here. 1653 01:31:07,134 --> 01:31:09,344 I need to be with Deb." 1654 01:31:09,386 --> 01:31:11,054 -You did? -Yeah. 1655 01:31:11,096 --> 01:31:13,182 -And? What'd she say? -She was cool with it. 1656 01:31:13,223 --> 01:31:16,268 -It wasn't that big of a deal. -Wow. 1657 01:31:16,310 --> 01:31:18,312 -(CHUCKLES) -(EXHALES) 1658 01:31:18,353 --> 01:31:20,480 Can I just... 1659 01:31:20,522 --> 01:31:23,692 -How can I help, babe? -Ooh, I don't know, bro. 1660 01:31:23,734 --> 01:31:25,027 I'm gonna need you to find me some, 1661 01:31:25,068 --> 01:31:27,654 like, rawhide to chew on or something. 1662 01:31:27,696 --> 01:31:30,616 DEB: No. When are people going to hear me in this house? 1663 01:31:30,657 --> 01:31:32,326 I don't drink tea. 1664 01:31:32,367 --> 01:31:35,913 -This is my tea. -Fucking right it is. 1665 01:31:35,954 --> 01:31:38,040 Sascha, um... 1666 01:31:38,081 --> 01:31:41,877 I let a lot of my own fear, uh, get in the way of this process, 1667 01:31:41,919 --> 01:31:43,378 and I just wanted to say I'm sorry 1668 01:31:43,420 --> 01:31:45,047 for the hurtful things that I said. 1669 01:31:45,088 --> 01:31:46,715 Also, he masturbated me last night, 1670 01:31:46,757 --> 01:31:48,008 but we were both pretty drunk. 1671 01:31:48,050 --> 01:31:49,760 -What? -Kidding! 1672 01:31:49,801 --> 01:31:51,178 (CHUCKLES) Kidding. 1673 01:31:51,220 --> 01:31:53,388 You two kiss and make up, OK? 1674 01:31:55,307 --> 01:31:56,934 (GROANS) Oh, God! 1675 01:31:56,975 --> 01:31:59,186 Mother of God. That is not pleasant. 1676 01:31:59,228 --> 01:32:01,396 (BUBBLING) 1677 01:32:03,106 --> 01:32:05,025 -(DEB MOANS) -God bless her. 1678 01:32:05,067 --> 01:32:08,237 (MOANS) 1679 01:32:08,278 --> 01:32:10,489 Ummm... 1680 01:32:10,531 --> 01:32:13,075 -DEB: Ow! -Star kiss. 1681 01:32:13,116 --> 01:32:14,576 -(MOANS) -SASCHA: Deb, pop your top. 1682 01:32:14,618 --> 01:32:16,828 I'm just gonna pour a little on your chest. 1683 01:32:16,870 --> 01:32:18,830 That might be your best soup. 1684 01:32:18,872 --> 01:32:21,166 -(CHUCKLES) Really? -I think so. 1685 01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:23,585 Better than the one we gave you? 1686 01:32:24,545 --> 01:32:25,838 God! 1687 01:32:25,879 --> 01:32:28,215 I can really feel it in the hamstrings. 1688 01:32:28,257 --> 01:32:29,633 Yeah, I feel it. 1689 01:32:29,675 --> 01:32:31,468 -Oh, no, me. -Oh. 1690 01:32:31,510 --> 01:32:33,220 (EXHALES) 1691 01:32:34,471 --> 01:32:36,974 (DEB MOANS SOFTLY) 1692 01:32:37,015 --> 01:32:41,436 -Seven centimeters dilated. -What the actual fuck? 1693 01:32:41,478 --> 01:32:44,106 No, I was six centimeters six hours ago. 1694 01:32:44,147 --> 01:32:45,858 -GRACIE: Deb... -I'm gonna kill somebody. 1695 01:32:45,899 --> 01:32:48,944 Babies come into this world in all kinds of different ways. 1696 01:32:48,986 --> 01:32:50,362 Yeah, all kinds of ways. 1697 01:32:50,404 --> 01:32:52,990 This is a loser way. My baby's a fricking loser. 1698 01:32:53,031 --> 01:32:56,660 Heartbeat is strong. The oxygen is good. 1699 01:32:56,702 --> 01:32:58,453 There's nothing to worry about, Mamma. 1700 01:32:58,495 --> 01:33:00,956 -This is just taking... -[both] ...as long as it takes. 1701 01:33:00,998 --> 01:33:04,334 Oh, God, who knew that this shit could be so boring? 1702 01:33:04,376 --> 01:33:08,172 Push. Push, Deb. You can do this. You can do this. 1703 01:33:08,213 --> 01:33:10,632 -(WHINES) -Push. 1704 01:33:10,674 --> 01:33:12,593 -(GRUNTS) -Yes, yes. 1705 01:33:12,634 --> 01:33:15,137 -(YELLS) -Yes. Yes. 1706 01:33:15,179 --> 01:33:17,347 No, is this shit? Am I shitting? 1707 01:33:17,389 --> 01:33:18,515 -Yes. -Just go with it. 1708 01:33:18,557 --> 01:33:20,058 -No, no! -Go with it. 1709 01:33:20,100 --> 01:33:21,685 -OK. -SILVIO: Wait. Babe. 1710 01:33:21,727 --> 01:33:23,353 -No! -Where are you going, baby? 1711 01:33:23,395 --> 01:33:24,897 Babe, you want some help? 1712 01:33:24,938 --> 01:33:26,940 (GROANS, SOBS) 1713 01:33:26,982 --> 01:33:28,150 -You got this? -Yes. 1714 01:33:28,192 --> 01:33:29,735 -OK. -(GROANS) 1715 01:33:29,776 --> 01:33:32,905 OK. Hey, Deb? 1716 01:33:32,946 --> 01:33:34,573 SASCHA: You forgot something. 1717 01:33:34,615 --> 01:33:38,118 Fuck you, you male doula motherfucker! 1718 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:41,747 Oh, wow. Did you have pickles today? 1719 01:33:41,788 --> 01:33:43,707 Very healthy. 1720 01:33:43,749 --> 01:33:46,251 SILVIO: Guys, there's another. 1721 01:33:46,293 --> 01:33:48,837 SASCHA: I'll get something to clean it up. 1722 01:33:48,879 --> 01:33:51,882 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1723 01:34:20,452 --> 01:34:21,954 Mm. 1724 01:34:22,746 --> 01:34:25,499 (INHALES) Mmm... 1725 01:34:26,124 --> 01:34:27,751 (SOFT MOAN) 1726 01:34:29,294 --> 01:34:32,923 Yeah, there we go. C'mon, Deb. 1727 01:34:33,924 --> 01:34:36,093 -Hey, you gotta push. -(MOANS) 1728 01:34:37,553 --> 01:34:38,846 (GROANS) 1729 01:34:38,887 --> 01:34:41,014 GRACIE: C'mon, Deb. You need to push. 1730 01:34:41,056 --> 01:34:43,892 -(MOANS) -GRACIE: Push. 1731 01:34:43,934 --> 01:34:46,520 -Push. Here we go. Yes. -(GRUNTS) 1732 01:34:46,562 --> 01:34:49,857 GRACIE: Push. Ooh, yes. 1733 01:34:49,898 --> 01:34:53,277 -(YELLS) -Push. I can see it. 1734 01:34:53,318 --> 01:34:56,822 -(YELLS) -I can see your beautiful baby. 1735 01:34:58,156 --> 01:34:59,950 GRACIE: Oh, Deb. 1736 01:34:59,992 --> 01:35:01,994 (GROANS, PANTING) 1737 01:35:02,035 --> 01:35:05,080 GRACIE: OK, I need you to push again. I need you to push again. 1738 01:35:05,122 --> 01:35:07,040 -No. -GRACIE: Push again, Deb. 1739 01:35:07,082 --> 01:35:09,418 Deb, you gotta push now. 1740 01:35:09,459 --> 01:35:12,588 Now, Deb. Here we go. Here we go. Push. 1741 01:35:12,629 --> 01:35:16,175 C'mon, push. You can do it, Deb. C'mon. 1742 01:35:16,216 --> 01:35:20,888 -C'mon, Mamma. Come on. Push. -(BREATHING HEAVILY) 1743 01:35:20,929 --> 01:35:23,056 GRACIE: Yes. Yes. 1744 01:35:23,098 --> 01:35:25,184 (GRUNTING) 1745 01:35:25,225 --> 01:35:28,520 Got it. I got it. Push. 1746 01:35:28,562 --> 01:35:32,316 (SCREAMS) 1747 01:35:33,942 --> 01:35:35,027 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1748 01:35:35,068 --> 01:35:38,614 -SASCHA: Here we go. -Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes! 1749 01:35:38,655 --> 01:35:40,490 (PANTS) 1750 01:35:40,532 --> 01:35:43,327 -SASCHA: Hey! -(LAUGHTER) 1751 01:35:43,368 --> 01:35:45,370 Here, Silvio, rub it, rub it, rub it. 1752 01:35:45,412 --> 01:35:46,997 SILVIO: OK. 1753 01:35:47,039 --> 01:35:49,374 (SASCHA LAUGHS) You did it, Deb. 1754 01:35:49,416 --> 01:35:51,210 (SIGHS) 1755 01:35:51,251 --> 01:35:53,003 SILVIO: Honey. 1756 01:35:53,045 --> 01:35:55,464 -Ohh... -(BABY CRIES) 1757 01:35:55,506 --> 01:35:56,673 Deb. 1758 01:36:02,763 --> 01:36:04,306 -GRACIE: Call an ambulance. -What? 1759 01:36:04,348 --> 01:36:07,559 GRACIE: Call an ambulance now. Now! Now! 1760 01:36:11,021 --> 01:36:12,773 SASCHA: I got you. 1761 01:36:12,814 --> 01:36:13,941 -GRACIE: Deb. -SASCHA: Deb? 1762 01:36:13,982 --> 01:36:15,526 -GRACIE: Deb, I got you. -SASCHA: Deb. 1763 01:36:15,567 --> 01:36:16,860 GRACIE: I got you. Come on, Deb. 1764 01:36:18,862 --> 01:36:20,906 MAN: The tree is a tree. 1765 01:36:20,948 --> 01:36:22,616 (ECHOING) The tree is a tree. 1766 01:36:28,372 --> 01:36:30,707 Rejoice in her now in God's name. 1767 01:36:42,094 --> 01:36:43,470 (SILVIO WHISPERS) Deb. 1768 01:37:08,245 --> 01:37:09,663 SILVIO: Deb? 1769 01:37:10,956 --> 01:37:13,250 -(GROANS SOFTLY) -Are you waking up? 1770 01:37:16,670 --> 01:37:18,505 (WEAKLY) Where's the baby? 1771 01:37:18,547 --> 01:37:22,342 -What'd you say, honey? -(WEAKLY) Where's my baby? 1772 01:37:23,010 --> 01:37:24,678 She's right here. 1773 01:37:28,891 --> 01:37:30,767 You... you want her? 1774 01:37:31,935 --> 01:37:33,520 Did you say "she"? 1775 01:37:35,230 --> 01:37:36,690 Uh-huh. 1776 01:37:40,944 --> 01:37:42,779 (GASPS) 1777 01:37:42,821 --> 01:37:44,156 (CHUCKLES) 1778 01:37:59,087 --> 01:38:01,298 (BOTH LAUGH) 1779 01:38:05,177 --> 01:38:07,054 (CAN OPENS) 1780 01:38:09,306 --> 01:38:12,017 Stout helps the milk come in. 1781 01:38:12,059 --> 01:38:13,977 Yeah, don't mind if I do. 1782 01:38:14,686 --> 01:38:16,188 (DEB CHUCKLES) 1783 01:38:17,397 --> 01:38:18,815 How you feeling? 1784 01:38:20,150 --> 01:38:22,069 High as fuck. 1785 01:38:22,110 --> 01:38:24,530 OK, well, maybe let's put a pause on the stout. 1786 01:38:24,571 --> 01:38:28,033 No. Rude. 1787 01:38:38,836 --> 01:38:43,173 -I feel ashamed. -What? Why? 1788 01:38:43,215 --> 01:38:46,301 Because after all that, I just ended up at the hospital. 1789 01:38:47,845 --> 01:38:50,097 Oh, you just need someone to blame. 1790 01:38:50,138 --> 01:38:53,642 Let's get Dr. Zonkowski in here. This is all his fault. 1791 01:38:53,684 --> 01:38:55,519 SASCHA: Dr. Gregory Zonkowski. 1792 01:38:55,561 --> 01:38:58,355 Excuse me, Nurse? Can you get Dr. Zonkowski? 1793 01:38:58,397 --> 01:39:00,065 We're having a reckoning in here 1794 01:39:00,107 --> 01:39:03,777 and we're gonna need him to blame, OK? 1795 01:39:03,819 --> 01:39:05,904 That'll make you feel better. 1796 01:39:05,946 --> 01:39:07,906 (GROANS) God. 1797 01:39:09,157 --> 01:39:10,659 (EXHALES) 1798 01:39:10,701 --> 01:39:13,537 That was... That was hard. 1799 01:39:17,332 --> 01:39:19,251 That was the easy part. 1800 01:39:23,797 --> 01:39:25,174 What is he talking about? 1801 01:39:25,215 --> 01:39:27,176 (LAUGHS) 1802 01:39:29,344 --> 01:39:31,388 -(CHUCKLES) -(BABY GRUNTS) 1803 01:39:33,182 --> 01:39:35,225 (BABY CRIES) 1804 01:39:35,267 --> 01:39:37,186 (LAUGHS) 1805 01:39:39,438 --> 01:39:40,689 Gimme my beer. 1806 01:40:25,776 --> 01:40:27,653 KATHERINE: C'mon, give it all to me. 1807 01:40:27,694 --> 01:40:29,821 I wanna be impregnated right the fuck now. 1808 01:40:29,863 --> 01:40:33,534 SASCHA: I serve at the pleasure of my mistress! 1809 01:40:33,575 --> 01:40:36,119 Oh! Oh-oh! Ah! 1810 01:40:36,161 --> 01:40:38,288 -(KATHERINE MOANS) -(SASCHA GRUNTS) 1811 01:40:38,330 --> 01:40:40,749 SASCHA: Oh, bull's-eye. 1812 01:40:40,791 --> 01:40:42,459 (KATHERINE LAUGHS) 1813 01:40:43,585 --> 01:40:46,797 -Can I ask you a question? -Shoot. 1814 01:40:46,839 --> 01:40:48,173 Is it actually OK for women 1815 01:40:48,215 --> 01:40:50,425 to drink alcohol during their pregnancy 1816 01:40:50,467 --> 01:40:54,096 and, like, do all that shit, like, eat ceviche and shit? 1817 01:40:54,137 --> 01:40:55,305 'Cause I've been doing my... 1818 01:40:55,347 --> 01:40:57,641 You know what doula translates to? 1819 01:40:57,683 --> 01:40:59,852 No, I don't know. 1820 01:40:59,893 --> 01:41:02,938 The one who reminds you that everyone is a free person 1821 01:41:02,980 --> 01:41:05,816 and can do whatever they want. 1822 01:41:05,858 --> 01:41:09,152 SASCHA: But that doesn't mean that they should. 1823 01:41:09,194 --> 01:41:12,114 KATHERINE: Hmm, I didn't know that. 1824 01:41:12,155 --> 01:41:13,740 SASCHA: Yeah. 1825 01:41:30,507 --> 01:41:31,758 Subtitles: IYUNO-SDI GROUP