WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:25.370 --> 00:00:27.717 - All those years have led to this. 4 00:00:27.717 --> 00:00:31.031 All those torturous, delinquent years, 5 00:00:31.031 --> 00:00:35.069 when I was too high to remember have led to this moment, 6 00:00:35.069 --> 00:00:39.763 the most important, lucrative night of my life. 7 00:00:39.763 --> 00:00:42.214 Rabbit, look what you've done. 8 00:00:43.388 --> 00:00:45.045 You've done good, buddy. 9 00:00:45.045 --> 00:00:47.357 You finally moved up and got a piece of the pie. 10 00:00:47.357 --> 00:00:51.706 From living the high life to living the high in life. 11 00:00:58.334 --> 00:00:59.749 Rabbit's back, baby. 12 00:02:03.123 --> 00:02:06.160 - Geez, look at the time, I gotta get going here. 13 00:02:06.160 --> 00:02:07.644 I'm gonna have customers. 14 00:02:07.644 --> 00:02:09.991 I mean, fine dining patrons, 15 00:02:11.131 --> 00:02:12.649 beating down the door in minutes. 16 00:02:21.900 --> 00:02:22.901 I'm sorry, ma'am, 17 00:02:22.901 --> 00:02:25.283 miss, we're not open yet. 18 00:02:26.767 --> 00:02:28.148 You'll have to wait out front 19 00:02:28.148 --> 00:02:31.392 with the rest of the customers in line. 20 00:02:32.566 --> 00:02:34.050 There is a line up front, isn't it? 21 00:02:36.708 --> 00:02:39.020 Geez, I spend a fortune on advertisement. 22 00:02:41.333 --> 00:02:42.783 Oh, please. 23 00:02:43.818 --> 00:02:45.406 Don't cry beautiful lady. 24 00:02:47.788 --> 00:02:50.342 You certainly have a full basket. 25 00:02:50.342 --> 00:02:52.758 They catch the tears. 26 00:02:52.758 --> 00:02:55.244 What's your name young hot lady? 27 00:02:56.762 --> 00:03:00.249 - Thomasina Atkins, people call me Tom. 28 00:03:00.249 --> 00:03:01.560 - I'm rabbit, 29 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:04.632 I'm the owner of this establishment. 30 00:03:04.632 --> 00:03:06.358 - It's beautiful. 31 00:03:06.358 --> 00:03:08.188 - Thank you. 32 00:03:08.188 --> 00:03:10.086 I spend a freaking fortune on it. 33 00:03:10.914 --> 00:03:11.846 - I can tell. 34 00:03:13.193 --> 00:03:15.091 - Grand opening tonight. 35 00:03:15.091 --> 00:03:17.197 - Oh, it's your big night. 36 00:03:17.197 --> 00:03:19.440 I'm so sorry to cause you any distress. 37 00:03:19.440 --> 00:03:22.616 - Believe me, anybody in this dress is 38 00:03:23.789 --> 00:03:25.274 no problem at all. 39 00:03:26.206 --> 00:03:28.035 What can I do for you? 40 00:03:29.381 --> 00:03:31.487 - I just lost my waitress job down the street 41 00:03:31.487 --> 00:03:34.110 and I'm on a really tight budget, 42 00:03:34.110 --> 00:03:37.527 and now I'm not gonna be able to afford to pay rent, 43 00:03:37.527 --> 00:03:39.874 or keep my bangy thingies in check, 44 00:03:39.874 --> 00:03:42.877 or get any frivolous streaming services 45 00:03:42.877 --> 00:03:45.639 or buy cowboy hats from my lizard. 46 00:03:45.639 --> 00:03:49.056 - Oh, that's a hell of a pickle. 47 00:03:51.507 --> 00:03:53.612 - No, I don't want sex from you, Mr. 48 00:03:53.612 --> 00:03:57.823 - Oh, why should you be different than anyone else? 49 00:04:00.136 --> 00:04:01.620 I got it. 50 00:04:01.620 --> 00:04:03.415 The restaurant opens in a couple of hours, 51 00:04:03.415 --> 00:04:05.106 and I could use all the help I can get. 52 00:04:11.112 --> 00:04:14.530 - Does it look like these hands do dishes? 53 00:04:14.530 --> 00:04:16.083 - No. 54 00:04:16.083 --> 00:04:18.154 - And I do not understand the mysteries of cooking. 55 00:04:18.154 --> 00:04:20.432 - Oh, we have people for that. 56 00:04:20.432 --> 00:04:21.571 - And I don't do that. 57 00:04:23.849 --> 00:04:25.334 - Be a server? 58 00:04:25.334 --> 00:04:26.196 - Heck no. 59 00:04:27.784 --> 00:04:30.166 - Well, what is it that you do? 60 00:04:34.688 --> 00:04:36.206 You do that very well. 61 00:04:36.206 --> 00:04:37.518 - Totally. 62 00:04:37.518 --> 00:04:38.726 - I've got it. 63 00:04:40.245 --> 00:04:45.250 I think I just found my new double D. 64 00:04:49.323 --> 00:04:50.186 Hostess. 65 00:04:51.808 --> 00:04:53.534 - What does, I'll take it. 66 00:04:54.742 --> 00:04:55.674 - Deal. 67 00:05:04.649 --> 00:05:07.652 So, this is where the magic happens. 68 00:05:08.860 --> 00:05:10.379 - Wouldn't that be the kitchen? 69 00:05:10.379 --> 00:05:13.105 - No, this is where they make the food disappear. 70 00:05:15.556 --> 00:05:16.902 A little restaurant humor. 71 00:05:16.902 --> 00:05:18.041 - Very little. 72 00:05:19.284 --> 00:05:22.183 It's so elegant, unless it cost you a fortune. 73 00:05:22.183 --> 00:05:23.012 - It did. 74 00:05:24.427 --> 00:05:28.431 I inherited a small fortune from a nephew who croaked. 75 00:05:28.431 --> 00:05:29.984 - He died? 76 00:05:29.984 --> 00:05:32.642 Aw, he must have loved you so much. 77 00:05:32.642 --> 00:05:33.540 - I never met him. 78 00:05:33.540 --> 00:05:35.714 - You never met him? 79 00:05:35.714 --> 00:05:40.340 - No, I was too busy getting high over multiple dimensions. 80 00:05:42.790 --> 00:05:44.033 It's a long story. 81 00:05:44.033 --> 00:05:46.622 I'd love to share with you over coffee one day. 82 00:05:46.622 --> 00:05:48.209 - That's okay. 83 00:05:48.209 --> 00:05:49.590 - Okay. 84 00:05:55.562 --> 00:05:57.287 I'm not going back to the old Rabbit. 85 00:05:57.287 --> 00:05:59.117 I'm not going back to the old Rabbit. 86 00:05:59.117 --> 00:06:01.050 I'm not going back to the old Rabbit. 87 00:06:02.741 --> 00:06:03.673 - Then don't. 88 00:06:06.642 --> 00:06:07.643 - So, 89 00:06:09.161 --> 00:06:12.372 would you like to meet the rest of the crew and... 90 00:06:12.372 --> 00:06:13.442 - Let's do it. 91 00:06:13.442 --> 00:06:14.684 - This way. 92 00:06:22.727 --> 00:06:25.661 Girls, ladies, let me introduce you 93 00:06:26.938 --> 00:06:30.113 to our new, 94 00:06:31.598 --> 00:06:34.911 a person at the front of the house, Tom Atkins. 95 00:06:39.295 --> 00:06:40.192 Girls, 96 00:06:42.022 --> 00:06:44.093 are you texting each other? 97 00:06:44.093 --> 00:06:46.302 You could just talk to each other, 98 00:06:46.302 --> 00:06:47.890 it's not that hard. 99 00:06:49.512 --> 00:06:50.513 Okay, good. 100 00:06:51.963 --> 00:06:53.827 Well, they're busy right now. 101 00:06:53.827 --> 00:06:55.518 They're prepping for the big opening. 102 00:06:55.518 --> 00:06:57.002 - Obviously. 103 00:06:57.002 --> 00:07:01.179 - Let me show you to the heart and soul, the kitchen. 104 00:07:01.179 --> 00:07:03.319 You're gonna love our new chef. 105 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:04.665 - Oh, is he well known? 106 00:07:04.665 --> 00:07:08.497 - She, and she is known across space and time. 107 00:07:09.670 --> 00:07:12.432 - Wow, girl power, all right. 108 00:07:12.432 --> 00:07:13.433 - Yes. 109 00:07:22.994 --> 00:07:23.995 Here it is. 110 00:07:24.927 --> 00:07:25.824 - A word with you, Rabbit. 111 00:07:25.824 --> 00:07:26.929 - In a moment. 112 00:07:26.929 --> 00:07:28.448 First, I want you to meet Tom. 113 00:07:28.448 --> 00:07:30.657 Tom, this is Sal, 114 00:07:30.657 --> 00:07:34.868 the best cook who answered my one ads, Sal Monella. 115 00:07:36.628 --> 00:07:38.216 - Your name is Sal Monella? 116 00:07:38.216 --> 00:07:39.804 - That is correct. 117 00:07:39.804 --> 00:07:41.599 - You have Sal Monella in your kitchen. 118 00:07:41.599 --> 00:07:43.048 - I have spread myself 119 00:07:43.048 --> 00:07:46.224 over every inch of every surface of this establishment. 120 00:07:46.224 --> 00:07:48.295 - You got a problem or... 121 00:07:48.295 --> 00:07:51.298 - I just wouldn't tell the diners that. 122 00:07:51.298 --> 00:07:53.956 - Pleased to make your acquaintance . 123 00:07:53.956 --> 00:07:54.957 - Maybe later. 124 00:07:57.580 --> 00:08:00.065 - Your name is Tom, is it? 125 00:08:00.065 --> 00:08:01.308 - It is. 126 00:08:01.308 --> 00:08:03.552 - And yet you are a woman, allegedly. 127 00:08:03.552 --> 00:08:05.105 - Definitely. 128 00:08:06.071 --> 00:08:07.314 - I'll be watching you. 129 00:08:07.314 --> 00:08:08.557 - Good to know. 130 00:08:14.528 --> 00:08:17.497 - Sal, you wanted a word with me? 131 00:08:17.497 --> 00:08:18.981 - Permission to speak commandant. 132 00:08:18.981 --> 00:08:19.809 - Granted. 133 00:08:20.810 --> 00:08:21.742 - This is union, 134 00:08:21.742 --> 00:08:24.124 this chef is unacceptable. 135 00:08:24.124 --> 00:08:27.127 - If you're talking union, you are like banging her, 136 00:08:27.127 --> 00:08:30.026 yes, it's very unacceptable. 137 00:08:30.026 --> 00:08:33.582 - I am not stopping, nor will I ever stop it. 138 00:08:33.582 --> 00:08:35.791 - Then what's the problem. 139 00:08:35.791 --> 00:08:39.173 - I am quite notorious for my food, yeah? 140 00:08:39.173 --> 00:08:40.002 - Yeah. 141 00:08:40.002 --> 00:08:40.830 - Yeah. 142 00:08:40.830 --> 00:08:42.073 - Yeah. 143 00:08:42.073 --> 00:08:42.970 - My food, ridiculous on this eyes, yeah? 144 00:08:42.970 --> 00:08:43.799 Yeah. - Yeah, yes. 145 00:08:43.799 --> 00:08:46.077 - Like clockwork, yeah? 146 00:08:46.077 --> 00:08:46.905 Yeah. 147 00:08:46.905 --> 00:08:47.906 - Yeah, yes. 148 00:08:49.252 --> 00:08:50.564 - Just like this time piece, 149 00:08:50.564 --> 00:08:52.393 which has survived many of wars 150 00:08:52.393 --> 00:08:54.395 and been handed down to me throughout the generations. 151 00:08:56.018 --> 00:08:58.434 Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, 152 00:08:58.434 --> 00:09:00.643 tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock... 153 00:09:00.643 --> 00:09:02.093 - What's the problem, Sal? 154 00:09:05.648 --> 00:09:07.685 - This is suicide. 155 00:09:07.685 --> 00:09:09.549 I cannot work with that bitch. 156 00:09:09.549 --> 00:09:11.861 - But you've just met, Tom. 157 00:09:11.861 --> 00:09:13.449 - Not a confusingly named woman. 158 00:09:14.726 --> 00:09:16.107 Her. 159 00:09:17.591 --> 00:09:20.283 - That's right, it's me motherfuckers. 160 00:09:20.283 --> 00:09:22.354 What's that sour eating bitch 161 00:09:22.354 --> 00:09:23.597 complaining about now? 162 00:09:25.081 --> 00:09:27.670 - You lack the kitchen acumen to which I am accustomed. 163 00:09:27.670 --> 00:09:31.225 - You slang slack at the penitentiary, Pretzel Boy. 164 00:09:32.468 --> 00:09:35.195 - We Germans do not look to the past, 165 00:09:36.299 --> 00:09:39.337 it is full of strife from darkness, 166 00:09:39.337 --> 00:09:40.303 only to the future. 167 00:09:42.064 --> 00:09:43.272 But yeah, yeah, 168 00:09:43.272 --> 00:09:44.860 I trained and horned my skills there. 169 00:09:44.860 --> 00:09:47.034 - Dropping the soap is not a skill. 170 00:09:47.034 --> 00:09:49.416 It's a choice . 171 00:09:50.659 --> 00:09:52.902 - Or I can slit your tiny little throat. 172 00:09:52.902 --> 00:09:56.665 - Guys, guys, we gotta learn to get along. 173 00:09:56.665 --> 00:10:00.323 At least just for tonight, it's important to me. 174 00:10:00.323 --> 00:10:02.774 So maybe it's just first night jitters. 175 00:10:02.774 --> 00:10:04.396 - Sal does not jitter. 176 00:10:06.364 --> 00:10:10.092 - That's not what inmate number 5727543 said. 177 00:10:12.163 --> 00:10:14.096 - I cannot work under these conditions, Rabbit. 178 00:10:14.096 --> 00:10:16.029 - Bitch, bitch, bitch. - Everybody, please. 179 00:10:20.447 --> 00:10:22.104 - Not today, Satan. 180 00:10:22.104 --> 00:10:24.347 Not today, Satan. 181 00:10:24.347 --> 00:10:27.868 You got this, Rabbit, you got this, Rabbit. 182 00:10:27.868 --> 00:10:29.352 Don't go back to your old ways. 183 00:10:40.743 --> 00:10:42.607 I almost had a moment. 184 00:10:42.607 --> 00:10:45.437 - So, how do we course correct? 185 00:10:45.437 --> 00:10:47.474 - Man, we just gotta work together, 186 00:10:47.474 --> 00:10:49.234 just for tonight, I beg of you. 187 00:10:50.891 --> 00:10:52.617 - You beg, Sal Monella? 188 00:10:53.653 --> 00:10:54.654 - Yes. 189 00:10:54.654 --> 00:10:57.208 - You need Sal Monella, no? 190 00:10:57.208 --> 00:10:57.967 - No, yes. 191 00:10:59.797 --> 00:11:01.143 - Fuck yes. 192 00:11:01.143 --> 00:11:02.040 - We're good. 193 00:11:02.040 --> 00:11:03.663 - We're good. 194 00:11:03.663 --> 00:11:05.009 - Want to hug it out? 195 00:11:05.009 --> 00:11:06.389 - The Germans do not hug. 196 00:11:06.389 --> 00:11:07.528 - You sure? 197 00:11:07.528 --> 00:11:09.185 - Never, never ever. 198 00:11:10.221 --> 00:11:11.153 - Then we're good. 199 00:11:11.153 --> 00:11:12.637 - Yeah, we're always good. 200 00:11:12.637 --> 00:11:15.847 - So why don't you whip up something as a trial 201 00:11:15.847 --> 00:11:17.469 or get the kinks worked out. 202 00:11:21.335 --> 00:11:22.336 - Such a treat for you. 203 00:11:22.336 --> 00:11:24.476 You hang on, I'll be right back. 204 00:11:27.963 --> 00:11:30.344 - Take it easier on my guy, will you? 205 00:11:30.344 --> 00:11:31.173 - As if? 206 00:11:31.173 --> 00:11:32.001 - Please. 207 00:11:33.416 --> 00:11:37.835 - Okay, I'll lay off that masturbate race motherfucker. 208 00:11:38.456 --> 00:11:39.975 - Thank you. 209 00:11:39.975 --> 00:11:42.874 - More time for me to plan on taking over the world. 210 00:11:42.874 --> 00:11:44.462 - We're over that now. 211 00:11:44.462 --> 00:11:45.635 This is a restaurant. 212 00:11:46.878 --> 00:11:48.742 - With a side of cosmic domination. 213 00:11:48.742 --> 00:11:51.331 - We're legit now, remember? 214 00:11:51.331 --> 00:11:53.540 - Oh, you're no fucking fun anymore. 215 00:11:53.540 --> 00:11:56.129 - Just stick to the recipes we labored over. 216 00:11:57.302 --> 00:11:59.028 - I am, dickhead. 217 00:11:59.028 --> 00:12:00.340 - I'll be waiting outside. 218 00:12:04.516 --> 00:12:09.521 Girls, you think you might wanna try on your uniforms? 219 00:12:13.594 --> 00:12:15.700 - You are so screwed, aren't you? 220 00:12:18.738 --> 00:12:20.947 - I'm just circling the toilet waiting for the big flush. 221 00:12:23.535 --> 00:12:26.815 - Or, you can pick yourself up and go kick some ass tonight. 222 00:12:28.748 --> 00:12:30.508 - You're the only one that's ever believed in me. 223 00:12:32.303 --> 00:12:33.614 - If you say so. 224 00:12:33.614 --> 00:12:34.823 - Do you really think I can do it? 225 00:12:36.203 --> 00:12:39.551 - Okay, dick, 226 00:12:39.551 --> 00:12:41.105 let's put our differences aside 227 00:12:41.105 --> 00:12:43.935 and do this for that dumb motherfucker, 228 00:12:43.935 --> 00:12:45.212 for the Rabbit. 229 00:12:45.212 --> 00:12:46.731 You're down? 230 00:12:46.731 --> 00:12:49.458 - I'm down, for the Rabbit. 231 00:12:49.458 --> 00:12:52.116 - Good, let's start with the French onion soup. 232 00:12:52.116 --> 00:12:54.187 - In French they call it zup. 233 00:12:54.187 --> 00:12:56.568 - Then we'll serve up a . 234 00:12:56.568 --> 00:12:59.295 Next course will be a goddamn . 235 00:12:59.295 --> 00:13:00.780 - I like it. 236 00:13:00.780 --> 00:13:02.333 - And finish off 237 00:13:02.333 --> 00:13:04.093 with a motherfucking beef burger . 238 00:13:04.093 --> 00:13:05.336 How do you like that shit? 239 00:13:05.336 --> 00:13:07.925 - My taste buds are good . 240 00:13:07.925 --> 00:13:09.581 - Then burst a move. 241 00:13:09.581 --> 00:13:10.513 - Yeah. 242 00:13:19.695 --> 00:13:21.490 - What's the fucking problem? 243 00:13:24.286 --> 00:13:25.183 - Yeah, they came. 244 00:13:27.427 --> 00:13:29.463 - What's the fucking problem? 245 00:13:29.463 --> 00:13:31.086 - The ingredients are . 246 00:13:31.086 --> 00:13:32.742 - Say what? 247 00:13:32.742 --> 00:13:36.401 - There are no ingredients, except for this. 248 00:13:39.611 --> 00:13:41.096 - Fucking Rabbit. 249 00:13:41.096 --> 00:13:42.338 - We can't go on. 250 00:13:42.338 --> 00:13:43.443 - Baby, you tripping. 251 00:13:43.443 --> 00:13:45.272 - We must forfeit. 252 00:13:45.272 --> 00:13:47.343 - Well, we're going, all right? 253 00:13:47.343 --> 00:13:49.898 You think you're some posh motherfucking chef? 254 00:13:49.898 --> 00:13:51.071 Well, then, prove it. 255 00:13:51.071 --> 00:13:53.833 - We are not serving farty cowboys. 256 00:13:53.833 --> 00:13:58.458 - Somehow, some way, make it happen crowd mouth. 257 00:14:00.770 --> 00:14:02.048 - Where did you go? 258 00:14:24.829 --> 00:14:26.555 - It's pretty fancy, huh? 259 00:14:26.555 --> 00:14:27.521 - It's nice as heck. 260 00:14:28.868 --> 00:14:29.938 - Now what? 261 00:14:30.870 --> 00:14:32.423 - Oh, I think we are supposed 262 00:14:32.423 --> 00:14:34.839 to put it on the table, okay. 263 00:14:36.220 --> 00:14:37.738 1, 2, 3. - 1, 2, 3. 264 00:14:43.296 --> 00:14:45.850 - Oh, I can smell it. 265 00:14:45.850 --> 00:14:46.920 It smells good, huh? 266 00:14:48.888 --> 00:14:49.819 - Almost. 267 00:14:52.305 --> 00:14:53.237 Top off. 268 00:14:55.411 --> 00:14:56.378 - Vanessa. 269 00:14:57.724 --> 00:14:58.725 - Idiot, she means this. 270 00:15:07.976 --> 00:15:10.219 - What the hell is that? 271 00:15:10.219 --> 00:15:12.428 - It looks like beanie weenie to me. 272 00:15:12.428 --> 00:15:16.605 - That's not a French dish, I can't pronounce. 273 00:15:20.436 --> 00:15:21.575 Sal, Sal... 274 00:15:29.307 --> 00:15:31.137 What the hell happened, fuck dude. 275 00:15:31.137 --> 00:15:34.692 - You will address me as chef dude, I earned it. 276 00:15:34.692 --> 00:15:37.729 - You've earned a boot of your nut sack, 277 00:15:37.729 --> 00:15:39.559 is what you've earned. 278 00:15:39.559 --> 00:15:40.801 - You trusted in me. 279 00:15:40.801 --> 00:15:42.320 - You will, this is no time for jokes. 280 00:15:42.320 --> 00:15:44.944 - I assure you this is knock, knock, knock. 281 00:15:44.944 --> 00:15:47.463 - Ebee, please explain. 282 00:15:47.463 --> 00:15:48.706 - You didn't place 283 00:15:48.706 --> 00:15:50.259 the motherfucking food order motherfucker. 284 00:15:50.259 --> 00:15:51.951 - I thought you were gonna do it. 285 00:15:51.951 --> 00:15:54.954 - I was, but you said you'd take care of it. 286 00:15:54.954 --> 00:15:57.922 - I assumed you'd know I'd mess it up and do it anyway. 287 00:15:57.922 --> 00:15:59.165 - Well, I tried to give 288 00:15:59.165 --> 00:16:01.512 your dumb ass the benefit of the doubt. 289 00:16:01.512 --> 00:16:02.444 - So it's your fault. 290 00:16:02.444 --> 00:16:04.273 - Not me, scrotum face. 291 00:16:04.273 --> 00:16:06.448 - What are we gonna do? 292 00:16:06.448 --> 00:16:08.622 We're opening soon, proto. 293 00:16:11.073 --> 00:16:13.834 - We don't have time to hit the grocery store, 294 00:16:13.834 --> 00:16:15.250 and there's no time to order in. 295 00:16:15.250 --> 00:16:18.943 - We can't close, all the VIPs will be here. 296 00:16:20.634 --> 00:16:22.015 Oh geez, Louise. 297 00:16:25.674 --> 00:16:26.640 - You know, maybe... 298 00:16:26.640 --> 00:16:27.572 - Get your... 299 00:16:29.885 --> 00:16:32.853 Oh just show me a sign that everything's gonna be alright. 300 00:16:37.927 --> 00:16:40.206 Oh don't show me a sign that everything will be okay. 301 00:16:50.526 --> 00:16:51.976 You have a plan? 302 00:16:51.976 --> 00:16:55.117 - We must make do with the beans on the French . 303 00:16:55.117 --> 00:16:57.361 - Don't worry your old ass. 304 00:16:57.361 --> 00:16:59.673 Ebee's got a motherfucking plan. 305 00:16:59.673 --> 00:17:01.123 - I've heard that before. 306 00:17:01.123 --> 00:17:03.850 - Just run your show and we'll run ours. 307 00:17:03.850 --> 00:17:05.127 These will be the best beans 308 00:17:05.127 --> 00:17:07.440 and tiny dick sausages they've ever eaten. 309 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:09.407 - My high standard indeed. 310 00:17:09.407 --> 00:17:10.926 - No, get out, 311 00:17:10.926 --> 00:17:12.065 we've got work to do. 312 00:17:14.964 --> 00:17:18.658 - He helps this, he helps this, he helps this. 313 00:17:18.658 --> 00:17:21.178 Ebee, how are we going to win this war? 314 00:17:21.178 --> 00:17:23.559 - White people don't know how to eat anyhow, 315 00:17:23.559 --> 00:17:25.182 and that's a fact jerk. 316 00:17:25.182 --> 00:17:28.530 It's all about the picture, or if it makes them happy. 317 00:17:28.530 --> 00:17:31.671 - Yeah, but we are still working with beans on 318 00:17:31.671 --> 00:17:34.018 or not even the German quality, I might add. 319 00:17:34.018 --> 00:17:35.537 I'm not happy. 320 00:17:37.573 --> 00:17:40.128 - Yeah, I got a secret ingredient. 321 00:17:40.128 --> 00:17:42.371 It's a happy spice. 322 00:17:42.371 --> 00:17:46.755 - , sumac, . 323 00:17:46.755 --> 00:17:48.412 - Weed, motherfucker. 324 00:17:51.208 --> 00:17:53.624 - Lots and lots of exotic weed. 325 00:17:57.283 --> 00:17:58.353 - Cushy. 326 00:18:02.081 --> 00:18:03.151 - Phones down. 327 00:18:04.600 --> 00:18:06.464 Phones down, please. 328 00:18:06.464 --> 00:18:08.363 Come on, this is important. 329 00:18:10.744 --> 00:18:12.056 Attention. 330 00:18:12.056 --> 00:18:12.953 - Oh I have ADDE. 331 00:18:12.953 --> 00:18:14.990 - Oh, I have ADHD. 332 00:18:14.990 --> 00:18:18.097 - I mean, stand up straight, arms to the side. 333 00:18:25.104 --> 00:18:29.556 We must all adhere to the exacting standards of the owner, 334 00:18:29.556 --> 00:18:31.282 the master of the restaurant. 335 00:18:31.282 --> 00:18:32.559 - Isn't that you? 336 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:33.560 - Sure, it is. 337 00:18:35.355 --> 00:18:39.118 Our appearance must be as meticulous as our food, 338 00:18:39.118 --> 00:18:41.534 and that's gone down the tube. 339 00:18:41.534 --> 00:18:43.156 So we have to look extra good. 340 00:18:43.156 --> 00:18:44.123 Nails. 341 00:18:45.917 --> 00:18:46.918 On point, smiles. 342 00:18:49.231 --> 00:18:50.163 Outstanding. 343 00:18:51.751 --> 00:18:52.683 Boobies. 344 00:18:53.546 --> 00:18:54.374 - No. 345 00:18:54.374 --> 00:18:55.410 - Worth the shot. 346 00:18:56.825 --> 00:18:57.895 Where's Tom? 347 00:18:57.895 --> 00:18:59.103 - Coming. 348 00:19:02.762 --> 00:19:05.592 - Wow. - Oh, where'd you get that? 349 00:19:05.592 --> 00:19:07.215 - Just a little something I threw together. 350 00:19:07.215 --> 00:19:08.250 Do you like it? 351 00:19:08.250 --> 00:19:09.217 - Rabbit wanna grab it. 352 00:19:11.357 --> 00:19:12.599 - How about no. 353 00:19:15.154 --> 00:19:18.053 - As you all know, this is a big night for me, 354 00:19:18.053 --> 00:19:19.572 for all of us. 355 00:19:19.572 --> 00:19:21.539 I need this to work for so many reasons. 356 00:19:22.920 --> 00:19:24.163 - Beanie weenies. 357 00:19:24.163 --> 00:19:25.785 - Thanks for reminding me. 358 00:19:25.785 --> 00:19:29.375 The deck is clearly stacked against me, food-wise. 359 00:19:29.375 --> 00:19:31.963 So it all comes down to excellent service. 360 00:19:31.963 --> 00:19:33.275 That's where we'll win. 361 00:19:35.208 --> 00:19:36.968 Vanessa, Nicky. 362 00:19:38.211 --> 00:19:39.419 - Huh? 363 00:19:39.419 --> 00:19:41.456 - I'm screwed sideways up the bean hole. 364 00:19:45.253 --> 00:19:46.875 It's time. 365 00:19:46.875 --> 00:19:48.117 - What's wrong. 366 00:19:48.117 --> 00:19:50.430 - Mother hovered in a barb wire thong. 367 00:19:50.430 --> 00:19:51.466 What am I gonna do? 368 00:19:54.193 --> 00:19:55.746 - Here's what you're gonna do. 369 00:19:55.746 --> 00:19:57.472 You're gonna pull up your adult diapers, 370 00:19:57.472 --> 00:19:59.336 and then you're just gonna go do it. 371 00:19:59.336 --> 00:20:00.302 - And then what? 372 00:20:00.302 --> 00:20:01.924 - And then do it again. 373 00:20:02.753 --> 00:20:03.685 - And then what? 374 00:20:03.685 --> 00:20:05.100 - Repeat as necessary. 375 00:20:05.100 --> 00:20:05.928 - A little kiss? 376 00:20:06.998 --> 00:20:08.655 - Oh but don't do that again. 377 00:20:09.863 --> 00:20:11.279 - Best pep dog never. 378 00:20:12.521 --> 00:20:14.385 Rabbit's got this. 379 00:20:14.385 --> 00:20:16.801 It's the moment of truth. 380 00:20:16.801 --> 00:20:18.424 Little drum roll please. 381 00:20:23.291 --> 00:20:24.913 And here we go. 382 00:20:28.986 --> 00:20:32.196 - Oh, I'm really not good with word scrambles, 383 00:20:32.196 --> 00:20:33.128 ... 384 00:20:34.854 --> 00:20:35.855 I don't get it. 385 00:20:35.855 --> 00:20:37.374 - Lelapin Haut. 386 00:20:38.478 --> 00:20:39.721 It means a high rabbit. 387 00:20:39.721 --> 00:20:41.309 - Catchy. 388 00:20:41.309 --> 00:20:44.450 - Because we serve high cuisine and such. 389 00:20:44.450 --> 00:20:46.486 - And shouldn't it be called Rabbit's bean hole? 390 00:20:47.798 --> 00:20:50.456 - Nobody wants to eat that. 391 00:20:50.456 --> 00:20:51.974 - You said it. 392 00:20:51.974 --> 00:20:54.770 - Just open the door, Major Double D. 393 00:20:56.220 --> 00:20:57.048 - Major D. 394 00:21:17.828 --> 00:21:20.279 - Wow, it's right across the street from Gucci. 395 00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:21.349 - Isn't that so cute. 396 00:21:23.627 --> 00:21:24.559 - Hi. 397 00:21:24.559 --> 00:21:26.492 - Oh, I love it. - Hi. 398 00:21:26.492 --> 00:21:27.734 Oh, get one, get one. 399 00:21:27.734 --> 00:21:28.563 There you go. 400 00:21:31.290 --> 00:21:32.739 - Did you guys come in here on purpose? 401 00:21:32.739 --> 00:21:33.740 - Yeah, of course. 402 00:21:36.156 --> 00:21:36.950 - Is someone chasing you? 403 00:21:36.950 --> 00:21:38.227 Should I call the feds? 404 00:21:38.227 --> 00:21:39.090 - We heard this is the new hot shot. 405 00:21:39.090 --> 00:21:40.540 - From who? 406 00:21:40.540 --> 00:21:42.093 - Can you get us in or not? 407 00:21:43.060 --> 00:21:44.026 - Lemme check. 408 00:21:45.442 --> 00:21:46.719 As luck would have it, 409 00:21:46.719 --> 00:21:48.859 I can squeeze you in, but just barely. 410 00:21:48.859 --> 00:21:50.412 - Thank you. - Thank you. 411 00:21:50.412 --> 00:21:51.862 - Don't push that button. 412 00:21:51.862 --> 00:21:53.242 - Why? 413 00:21:53.242 --> 00:21:54.347 - We got some suckers. 414 00:21:54.347 --> 00:21:55.348 I mean, diners. 415 00:21:57.592 --> 00:21:59.179 - Look alive everybody. 416 00:21:59.179 --> 00:22:00.836 - Back to your stations. 417 00:22:00.836 --> 00:22:02.631 - We're in business bitches. 418 00:22:13.055 --> 00:22:14.678 - Your server will be right with you guys. 419 00:22:14.678 --> 00:22:15.644 - Thank you. - Thank you. 420 00:22:17.543 --> 00:22:19.027 - It's so exciting. 421 00:22:20.718 --> 00:22:24.135 I think I'll frame their money from the bill, 422 00:22:24.135 --> 00:22:25.240 first dollar from the first customer. 423 00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:26.655 - They're dining dashers. 424 00:22:26.655 --> 00:22:28.795 I know the type, I am one. 425 00:22:30.452 --> 00:22:31.695 - Where's Vanessa and Nikki? 426 00:22:35.146 --> 00:22:36.113 - Oh fuck, fuck, fuck. 427 00:22:37.425 --> 00:22:38.978 - That's okay, I'll do it. 428 00:22:40.462 --> 00:22:42.188 - I took the liberty of making you some new menus. 429 00:22:42.188 --> 00:22:43.569 - Thank you very much. 430 00:22:48.367 --> 00:22:49.229 - Oh, no. 431 00:22:49.229 --> 00:22:50.196 - It's gonna be okay. 432 00:22:50.196 --> 00:22:51.162 - Some shit gonna lit up seats. 433 00:22:53.337 --> 00:22:54.303 I'm so fucking high. 434 00:22:55.477 --> 00:22:57.168 - Good evening ladies. 435 00:22:57.168 --> 00:22:57.997 - Who are you? 436 00:22:57.997 --> 00:22:59.619 - My name is Rabbit. 437 00:22:59.619 --> 00:23:01.897 This is my establishment. 438 00:23:01.897 --> 00:23:05.142 Being you're our first customer, 439 00:23:05.142 --> 00:23:07.282 I thought I would wait on you myself 440 00:23:07.282 --> 00:23:09.042 for excellent tip top service. 441 00:23:09.042 --> 00:23:10.147 - Aww, yay. 442 00:23:12.598 --> 00:23:13.426 - Get it? 443 00:23:13.426 --> 00:23:14.393 Tip top. 444 00:23:19.639 --> 00:23:22.228 - How did you get this job again? 445 00:23:22.228 --> 00:23:23.471 - Maybe you don't get it. 446 00:23:23.471 --> 00:23:25.265 That's okay. 447 00:23:25.265 --> 00:23:26.646 What can I get you, ma'am? 448 00:23:26.646 --> 00:23:28.372 - I'll have the weenies and beans please. 449 00:23:28.372 --> 00:23:30.616 - Oh, excellent choice. 450 00:23:30.616 --> 00:23:32.134 And for you young lady? 451 00:23:32.134 --> 00:23:35.828 - I think I'll have the number one. 452 00:23:35.828 --> 00:23:39.279 - Oh, equally scrumptious choice. 453 00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:43.352 - I can't decide between the number one or the number two. 454 00:23:43.352 --> 00:23:46.079 - I assure you the number two is just 455 00:23:46.079 --> 00:23:48.668 as excellent as the number one. 456 00:23:49.807 --> 00:23:51.257 - Okay, I'll get the number two then. 457 00:23:51.257 --> 00:23:53.121 - Okay, excellent choice. 458 00:23:53.121 --> 00:23:54.950 I couldn't have chosen better myself. 459 00:23:56.158 --> 00:23:58.091 - Wait, you didn't write any of this down. 460 00:23:58.091 --> 00:23:59.023 - No need. 461 00:23:59.886 --> 00:24:00.646 - Ooh. 462 00:24:00.646 --> 00:24:01.578 - You're good. 463 00:24:03.096 --> 00:24:03.994 - You're pretty. 464 00:24:03.994 --> 00:24:05.236 - You're pretty. 465 00:24:05.236 --> 00:24:06.686 I'm gonna share my tips with you. 466 00:24:06.686 --> 00:24:09.102 - Okay, I probably won't share mine with you. 467 00:24:09.102 --> 00:24:09.931 - Okay. 468 00:24:11.104 --> 00:24:13.072 - Let me just get this to the kitchen. 469 00:24:24.290 --> 00:24:26.948 We got some, we got some. 470 00:24:26.948 --> 00:24:28.190 - Well, lay it on us. 471 00:24:29.226 --> 00:24:30.469 - What? 472 00:24:30.469 --> 00:24:32.056 - The orders, what are they getting? 473 00:24:32.056 --> 00:24:32.954 - I forget. 474 00:24:34.058 --> 00:24:35.439 - They only have the one thing. 475 00:24:35.439 --> 00:24:37.510 It's not what they got, it's how many? 476 00:24:37.510 --> 00:24:38.373 - 1, 2, 3, 477 00:24:39.547 --> 00:24:40.409 4, 5, 6. 478 00:24:42.860 --> 00:24:43.792 - 6? 479 00:24:43.792 --> 00:24:44.966 Well, that's a great start. 480 00:24:44.966 --> 00:24:46.933 - No, it's three. 481 00:24:46.933 --> 00:24:48.763 - I just saw you count to six. 482 00:24:48.763 --> 00:24:52.663 - I was counting boobies, three girls, 483 00:24:52.663 --> 00:24:56.391 six boobies as three girls is three, three orders. 484 00:24:56.391 --> 00:24:58.876 - It must be that new fucking meth. 485 00:24:58.876 --> 00:25:00.706 Then order up three of that shit. 486 00:25:08.023 --> 00:25:08.955 - Is it ready? 487 00:25:10.750 --> 00:25:12.269 - Yeah, we all go. 488 00:25:13.442 --> 00:25:14.927 - The hell we are. 489 00:25:14.927 --> 00:25:17.032 I haven't even checked the dishes yet motherfucker, 490 00:25:17.032 --> 00:25:18.482 wink wink. 491 00:25:18.482 --> 00:25:22.590 - My plating standard is above grade across the board. 492 00:25:22.590 --> 00:25:25.696 - I must approve all dishes, wink, 493 00:25:25.696 --> 00:25:29.873 leaving this wink kitchen motherfucker, wink, wink. 494 00:25:29.873 --> 00:25:32.807 - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. 495 00:25:32.807 --> 00:25:35.188 - Are we ready or not? 496 00:25:35.188 --> 00:25:36.914 - Turn around Rabbit. 497 00:25:44.681 --> 00:25:46.096 - Good to go. 498 00:25:48.132 --> 00:25:49.858 Bon appetit, bitches. 499 00:25:51.204 --> 00:25:53.655 - You're acting very sketchy for a legit business 500 00:25:53.655 --> 00:25:56.002 that isn't based on weed. 501 00:25:56.002 --> 00:25:58.280 Ladies dinner is served. 502 00:26:00.869 --> 00:26:02.181 Aren't you gonna taste it? 503 00:26:02.181 --> 00:26:04.459 - Oh, we don't actually eat food. 504 00:26:04.459 --> 00:26:05.667 - Well... 505 00:26:05.667 --> 00:26:06.875 - Yeah, no, we just take photos of it. 506 00:26:08.083 --> 00:26:09.602 - What do you mean, you have to eat. 507 00:26:09.602 --> 00:26:11.673 - We just live off supplements and brain water. 508 00:26:11.673 --> 00:26:14.469 - I'm not sure if that's working. 509 00:26:15.574 --> 00:26:19.405 Here, now, let's do the Rabbit . 510 00:26:20.993 --> 00:26:21.821 - Oh my God. 511 00:26:22.684 --> 00:26:23.547 - Wow. 512 00:26:29.795 --> 00:26:30.623 - Really? 513 00:26:30.623 --> 00:26:31.486 - Mmh. 514 00:26:31.486 --> 00:26:32.314 - Lemme try. 515 00:26:32.314 --> 00:26:33.937 - Yeah, it's so good. 516 00:26:37.423 --> 00:26:38.251 - So silly. 517 00:26:40.322 --> 00:26:42.704 - Oh my gosh, stop it. 518 00:26:42.704 --> 00:26:44.706 There's no way, that's so much better than vitamins. 519 00:26:49.055 --> 00:26:49.884 - I know. 520 00:26:51.851 --> 00:26:52.818 - Oh my gosh. 521 00:26:57.167 --> 00:26:58.962 - I think they like it. 522 00:26:58.962 --> 00:27:00.135 - Is it getting hot in here? 523 00:27:00.135 --> 00:27:01.033 - Yeah. - It is amazing. 524 00:27:01.033 --> 00:27:02.448 It is amazing. 525 00:27:11.422 --> 00:27:12.976 - Yes, yes, my God. 526 00:27:15.461 --> 00:27:17.325 Oh my God, anyone else getting a little bit horny? 527 00:27:17.325 --> 00:27:18.222 - Oh yeah. 528 00:27:18.222 --> 00:27:19.465 - Maybe a lot of it. 529 00:27:20.293 --> 00:27:21.536 - Amazing. 530 00:27:21.536 --> 00:27:22.744 - I already put my foot on side break. 531 00:27:25.574 --> 00:27:27.438 - Oh yeah. - This beans are amazing. 532 00:27:32.685 --> 00:27:34.998 - We actually have customers. 533 00:27:34.998 --> 00:27:36.655 - They're all here to support you. 534 00:27:38.242 --> 00:27:40.313 - I'm so happy, I could kiss you. 535 00:27:41.556 --> 00:27:42.730 - Could you go back to being sad then? 536 00:27:42.730 --> 00:27:46.078 - I'd be so sad, I'd wanna kiss you. 537 00:27:46.078 --> 00:27:48.045 - Be like me, feel nothing. 538 00:27:57.158 --> 00:27:59.747 - Well, thank you for joining us. 539 00:27:59.747 --> 00:28:01.024 - I tell you what, 540 00:28:01.024 --> 00:28:02.473 I wouldn't miss this for the world. 541 00:28:02.473 --> 00:28:04.406 - Shall do tell, we've been camped on kitty corner 542 00:28:04.406 --> 00:28:05.960 for several weeks just waiting 543 00:28:05.960 --> 00:28:08.272 for this shin dig to dig it shins, 544 00:28:08.272 --> 00:28:09.308 I tell you what? 545 00:28:09.308 --> 00:28:10.758 - Huh. 546 00:28:10.758 --> 00:28:13.001 - You've been camped out on the street for weeks, literally? 547 00:28:13.001 --> 00:28:14.416 - Tell you what? 548 00:28:14.416 --> 00:28:15.866 The truck nuts fell off the . 549 00:28:15.866 --> 00:28:17.454 And we sent her out to fetch and found that... 550 00:28:17.454 --> 00:28:20.422 - Ended up being a great spot for business. 551 00:28:20.422 --> 00:28:24.288 - Lots of Johns with D buckets churching, 552 00:28:24.288 --> 00:28:25.496 I tell what you what. 553 00:28:25.496 --> 00:28:27.291 - For I tell you what a virtual 554 00:28:27.291 --> 00:28:29.915 goldmine of a fishing hole if you tell what I'm telling. 555 00:28:30.847 --> 00:28:33.504 - I do not, walk this way. 556 00:28:33.504 --> 00:28:34.471 - Oh. - That I can try. 557 00:28:38.475 --> 00:28:40.926 - Dear all 12 of you, I am at... 558 00:28:57.459 --> 00:29:01.187 And I tell you what social media land, 559 00:29:01.187 --> 00:29:02.706 we is moving on up. 560 00:29:02.706 --> 00:29:03.949 That's right. 561 00:29:03.949 --> 00:29:05.709 Daddy got a brand new booty ladies. 562 00:29:05.709 --> 00:29:07.711 I tell you what, that's right. 563 00:29:07.711 --> 00:29:09.299 - Tag me on that, tag me. 564 00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:14.097 - Thank you my lady. 565 00:29:15.581 --> 00:29:18.895 - Wait, I tell you this place is fancy as . 566 00:29:18.895 --> 00:29:21.242 - I bet you, we see some stars 567 00:29:21.242 --> 00:29:23.244 what from them picture shows tell you. 568 00:29:23.244 --> 00:29:26.212 - I'm here to tell you, I bet we do. 569 00:29:26.212 --> 00:29:27.524 - Do tell. 570 00:29:27.524 --> 00:29:28.697 - Told and done. 571 00:29:28.697 --> 00:29:29.526 - Tell it. 572 00:29:29.526 --> 00:29:30.527 - Done and told. 573 00:29:30.527 --> 00:29:31.355 - Tell. 574 00:29:32.598 --> 00:29:34.186 - I'll tell you how much I appreciate 575 00:29:34.186 --> 00:29:36.809 this night with you my sweet. 576 00:29:36.809 --> 00:29:38.155 - It weren't nothing, no. 577 00:29:38.155 --> 00:29:40.226 - Oh, I'm telling you it's something. 578 00:29:40.226 --> 00:29:42.988 You told me you were standing your ground. 579 00:29:42.988 --> 00:29:46.577 Didn't tell about the plight to the common worker, 580 00:29:46.577 --> 00:29:49.442 and getting told enough to tell. 581 00:29:49.442 --> 00:29:51.375 - You told her I did tell too. 582 00:29:51.375 --> 00:29:52.618 - It was a lost leader. 583 00:29:52.618 --> 00:29:56.104 - I tell you what, due to inflation 584 00:29:56.104 --> 00:30:00.937 we done up the prize of that honeypot to 10 full cent. 585 00:30:00.937 --> 00:30:05.527 Yeah, double the price of admission and don't tell, yeah. 586 00:30:07.012 --> 00:30:09.669 - My gutter feels like Kim Kardashian. 587 00:30:09.669 --> 00:30:12.914 - I tell you what, Kim Kardashian is rough, bumpy, 588 00:30:12.914 --> 00:30:14.295 and needs a shot of a week. 589 00:30:15.537 --> 00:30:17.056 Oh, that's a day of going Kim Kardashian. 590 00:30:17.056 --> 00:30:18.195 - You tell it. 591 00:30:19.887 --> 00:30:21.681 - You're Kim Kardashian. 592 00:30:22.510 --> 00:30:23.442 - Told. 593 00:30:23.442 --> 00:30:26.031 - Oh, you're so sweet to me. 594 00:30:26.031 --> 00:30:27.860 - I'm telling you true, sweety. 595 00:30:27.860 --> 00:30:29.897 If it weren't for you, 596 00:30:29.897 --> 00:30:31.450 we wouldn't be here 597 00:30:31.450 --> 00:30:34.556 eating these fine vitals and in our Sunday best, I tell. 598 00:30:34.556 --> 00:30:36.075 - Tell you what, 599 00:30:36.075 --> 00:30:38.353 we is riding high on the ding, dang wing, won hog. 600 00:30:42.702 --> 00:30:44.325 - I tell you, I concur. 601 00:30:44.325 --> 00:30:45.291 - I see. 602 00:30:48.260 --> 00:30:52.851 - Well, here's all the papers with the food words. 603 00:30:52.851 --> 00:30:53.644 - Okay. 604 00:30:55.439 --> 00:30:59.754 - We will be having the most expensive roadkill 605 00:30:59.754 --> 00:31:02.032 this menu done told, 606 00:31:02.032 --> 00:31:05.173 thanks to this working girl who works it. 607 00:31:05.173 --> 00:31:08.452 And our venture into cryptocurrency 608 00:31:08.452 --> 00:31:11.939 has been quite profitable, I tell you what? 609 00:31:11.939 --> 00:31:15.425 - Oh right, you're not in like Bitcoin or whatever? 610 00:31:15.425 --> 00:31:18.600 - I Gotta tell you, I'm not sure what to tell that is, 611 00:31:18.600 --> 00:31:20.050 but it was his idea 612 00:31:20.050 --> 00:31:22.466 to pick the pockets of the dead people we find in the alley. 613 00:31:24.192 --> 00:31:27.161 - Great, I'm literally gonna go do anything else. 614 00:31:27.161 --> 00:31:30.578 - It is sustainable as fuck, I tell you. 615 00:31:31.406 --> 00:31:32.442 - You done told her. 616 00:31:33.926 --> 00:31:35.755 - Like to at, like I see you. 617 00:31:36.895 --> 00:31:38.034 - There's something so mysterious 618 00:31:38.034 --> 00:31:39.621 and sexy about that eye patch. 619 00:31:41.244 --> 00:31:42.486 - I'm keep an eye out for you. 620 00:31:43.418 --> 00:31:44.903 - Oh. - Oh my gosh. 621 00:31:44.903 --> 00:31:45.731 - Daddy. 622 00:31:45.731 --> 00:31:46.559 - Oh. 623 00:31:47.457 --> 00:31:48.423 - Okay. 624 00:31:51.116 --> 00:31:53.532 - Hey, make sure you're stirring those beans upright. 625 00:31:53.532 --> 00:31:54.809 - Stop staring me up. 626 00:31:54.809 --> 00:31:56.155 - What? 627 00:31:57.916 --> 00:32:00.021 - Stop staring me up, chef. 628 00:32:00.021 --> 00:32:02.299 - That's more like it, schnitzel dick. 629 00:32:05.854 --> 00:32:08.305 - God's speed my friends. 630 00:32:08.305 --> 00:32:09.686 - Cool, that's a bet you're gonna lose. 631 00:32:11.067 --> 00:32:13.310 - That looks good, I tell you. 632 00:32:44.755 --> 00:32:46.619 I tell what, you don't told. 633 00:32:48.104 --> 00:32:50.485 - I propose a toast, if I don't tell. 634 00:32:50.485 --> 00:32:52.729 - I see it, I'm about to tell. 635 00:32:52.729 --> 00:32:53.972 - I tell you, I'm about to tell. 636 00:32:53.972 --> 00:32:54.834 - Tell it. 637 00:32:54.834 --> 00:32:55.974 - I'm gonna tell you. 638 00:32:55.974 --> 00:32:57.320 - Tell it. 639 00:32:57.320 --> 00:32:59.494 - I tell you what? 640 00:32:59.494 --> 00:33:00.495 I forgot what I was gonna tell. 641 00:33:01.738 --> 00:33:03.050 - Beautiful words, I tell you. 642 00:33:03.050 --> 00:33:03.912 - Thank you. 643 00:33:04.879 --> 00:33:05.707 - Cheers. 644 00:33:05.707 --> 00:33:06.570 - Cheers. 645 00:33:07.537 --> 00:33:09.815 - Tell you what, let's chow. 646 00:33:16.925 --> 00:33:18.479 - Oh, sweet relief. 647 00:33:20.481 --> 00:33:23.311 - Better than awesome, I tell you. 648 00:33:24.588 --> 00:33:26.107 - Do tell, 649 00:33:26.107 --> 00:33:28.316 food in this establishment is like your . 650 00:33:29.145 --> 00:33:30.042 It's got prizes in it. 651 00:33:31.216 --> 00:33:33.528 Usually wedding bands. 652 00:33:33.528 --> 00:33:37.843 I ain't never got a time piece before, I tell you what. 653 00:33:37.843 --> 00:33:41.157 - I tell you the time that shoe fell out. 654 00:33:41.157 --> 00:33:43.676 - Tell you what, that was a work boot. 655 00:33:47.059 --> 00:33:49.406 - Ooh, I love how you stuck weenie in your mouth. 656 00:33:51.374 --> 00:33:52.202 - Oh. 657 00:34:00.555 --> 00:34:03.075 - Wow, where'd they get her a . 658 00:34:06.596 --> 00:34:08.322 - Welcome to Lelapin. 659 00:34:09.771 --> 00:34:11.083 Here you go. 660 00:34:11.083 --> 00:34:12.222 - It took you long enough. 661 00:34:12.222 --> 00:34:13.223 - I'm sorry. 662 00:34:14.431 --> 00:34:16.468 - Yeah, you are actually. 663 00:34:18.573 --> 00:34:19.850 Is this a joke? 664 00:34:20.748 --> 00:34:22.163 - No, I don't think so. 665 00:34:22.163 --> 00:34:23.647 - You know what? 666 00:34:23.647 --> 00:34:25.684 Don't get smart with me you little bitch, all right? 667 00:34:25.684 --> 00:34:28.445 It's not my fault that you make the minimum wage. 668 00:34:28.445 --> 00:34:30.516 You could at least crack a smile. 669 00:34:33.554 --> 00:34:34.624 I come here a lot, all right, 670 00:34:34.624 --> 00:34:37.247 and I spend a lot of money here. 671 00:34:37.247 --> 00:34:39.353 - Oh, we've only been open for an hour. 672 00:34:39.353 --> 00:34:40.871 - Get your manager. 673 00:34:42.977 --> 00:34:44.358 Are you the manager? 674 00:34:44.358 --> 00:34:45.876 - Oh no. 675 00:34:45.876 --> 00:34:48.327 - Now, stop fucking around and go get your manager. 676 00:34:48.327 --> 00:34:49.742 - I'm not in trouble, am I? 677 00:34:49.742 --> 00:34:51.986 I can't go back to prison bath fights. 678 00:34:53.781 --> 00:34:55.265 - Geez. 679 00:34:55.265 --> 00:34:57.060 - What seems to be the problem here, miss? 680 00:34:58.855 --> 00:35:00.408 - You're the manager? 681 00:35:00.408 --> 00:35:02.617 - Actually, I'm the owner. 682 00:35:02.617 --> 00:35:04.930 - Another smart ass, I see. 683 00:35:06.449 --> 00:35:07.657 And what the hell's going on with these whores over here? 684 00:35:08.899 --> 00:35:10.453 Got their titties out. 685 00:35:11.281 --> 00:35:12.558 - They're French. 686 00:35:15.113 --> 00:35:16.493 - My kid doesn't need to see that, okay? 687 00:35:16.493 --> 00:35:17.425 Look at them. 688 00:35:19.565 --> 00:35:20.808 - Your kid? 689 00:35:20.808 --> 00:35:23.431 - Don't talk about my family, okay? 690 00:35:23.431 --> 00:35:25.951 - What exactly is it that you want? 691 00:35:25.951 --> 00:35:27.435 - Don't interrupt me again, 692 00:35:27.435 --> 00:35:31.439 I'm the customer and I pay your salary, okay? 693 00:35:31.439 --> 00:35:33.407 - Not if you don't order. 694 00:35:33.407 --> 00:35:35.754 - I'm trying to make a point, all right? 695 00:35:35.754 --> 00:35:37.445 Like the point on your head. 696 00:35:37.445 --> 00:35:38.377 - Then make it. 697 00:35:39.896 --> 00:35:42.864 - I'll just take the number one, and make it quick, okay? 698 00:35:42.864 --> 00:35:44.487 Because I have places to go, 699 00:35:44.487 --> 00:35:46.834 people to see, and things to do. 700 00:35:46.834 --> 00:35:47.766 - Right away. 701 00:35:50.148 --> 00:35:52.184 - Why are you still standing there? 702 00:35:52.184 --> 00:35:53.323 - Shell-shocked. 703 00:35:53.323 --> 00:35:54.876 - Chop-chop, okay? 704 00:35:54.876 --> 00:35:56.395 My husband is a lawyer. 705 00:36:00.158 --> 00:36:01.124 - Ass hole. 706 00:36:03.575 --> 00:36:05.404 - He be coming baby, just like that. 707 00:36:05.404 --> 00:36:07.441 Don't fuck that bread up. 708 00:36:07.441 --> 00:36:10.306 - I assure you, my knife skills are second to none. 709 00:36:16.139 --> 00:36:18.762 - You don't have time for no motherfucking break. 710 00:36:18.762 --> 00:36:20.350 Get back to work to chickenstein. 711 00:36:21.696 --> 00:36:24.078 - Are you on break really? 712 00:36:24.078 --> 00:36:26.184 Sorry, high fives are for winners. 713 00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:31.603 - How does my hair look? 714 00:36:31.603 --> 00:36:33.639 - It's really good, you look so cute. 715 00:36:33.639 --> 00:36:35.641 - Hey, we're here, it's Barbie and Kendra. 716 00:36:35.641 --> 00:36:36.815 - Reservations for two, please. 717 00:36:37.643 --> 00:36:38.575 - Yay. 718 00:36:38.575 --> 00:36:40.094 - This is like so exciting. 719 00:36:40.094 --> 00:36:41.682 - Oh look at that table cloth. 720 00:36:41.682 --> 00:36:43.511 - Oh, and she's so much better than our couch. 721 00:36:43.511 --> 00:36:46.549 - Does the red clash with my pink though? 722 00:36:46.549 --> 00:36:47.377 - No. 723 00:36:47.377 --> 00:36:48.654 - Okay. 724 00:36:48.654 --> 00:36:49.310 - Definitely not, you look so cute. 725 00:36:49.310 --> 00:36:50.829 - You too. 726 00:36:50.829 --> 00:36:53.487 - Your server will be with you, maybe, eventually. 727 00:36:53.487 --> 00:36:54.384 - Thank you. 728 00:36:54.384 --> 00:36:55.627 - Thanks. 729 00:36:55.627 --> 00:36:56.662 - Oh my God, this is so exciting. 730 00:36:56.662 --> 00:36:57.939 - I know. 731 00:36:57.939 --> 00:36:59.182 Can you believe this is really happening? 732 00:36:59.182 --> 00:37:01.564 - No, we haven't been out since the pandemic. 733 00:37:01.564 --> 00:37:03.497 - Unless you count deep space and... 734 00:37:03.497 --> 00:37:05.119 - No, no, no, we don't mention that. 735 00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:07.432 I want that to be like a distant memory. 736 00:37:07.432 --> 00:37:08.812 - Totally, totally, totally. 737 00:37:08.812 --> 00:37:11.677 It's been like two years since we got dressed up. 738 00:37:11.677 --> 00:37:14.370 - Yeah, but admit it, we always look fab. 739 00:37:14.370 --> 00:37:15.785 - Okay, I admit it to the max. 740 00:37:17.269 --> 00:37:19.237 - And we didn't even put on any pandemic weight. 741 00:37:19.237 --> 00:37:20.445 I mean, look at this dress, 742 00:37:20.445 --> 00:37:22.101 it fits me like it's a dream. 743 00:37:22.101 --> 00:37:24.069 - It's because all we had to eat was 744 00:37:24.069 --> 00:37:25.726 like gummy llamas and the water. 745 00:37:25.726 --> 00:37:26.658 - Oh true. 746 00:37:26.658 --> 00:37:27.693 - But I got my coca boobs. 747 00:37:27.693 --> 00:37:29.074 - Yeah, you did. 748 00:37:29.074 --> 00:37:30.627 - I just have my COVID socks. 749 00:37:32.284 --> 00:37:33.181 Gotta keep a perky. 750 00:37:33.181 --> 00:37:34.113 - Good track. 751 00:37:42.087 --> 00:37:44.158 - So is this like the new normal? 752 00:37:44.158 --> 00:37:46.712 - What, looking cute in chewing and doing? 753 00:37:46.712 --> 00:37:48.404 It's always been our normal. 754 00:37:49.715 --> 00:37:51.234 - say high five. - Say high five. 755 00:37:51.234 --> 00:37:52.166 Wait, 756 00:37:52.166 --> 00:37:54.272 can we do this in real life now? 757 00:37:54.272 --> 00:37:56.412 - I mean, I think so. 758 00:37:56.412 --> 00:37:58.276 But it'd like so weird. 759 00:37:58.276 --> 00:38:00.347 - Yeah, I haven't touched another person in like two years. 760 00:38:00.347 --> 00:38:01.486 - Why your face? 761 00:38:01.486 --> 00:38:03.177 You were like totally all over that. 762 00:38:04.109 --> 00:38:06.663 - Oh, that was not personal, 763 00:38:06.663 --> 00:38:08.078 that was called essential work. 764 00:38:08.078 --> 00:38:08.907 - Okay. 765 00:38:08.907 --> 00:38:09.839 - Okay. 766 00:38:14.222 --> 00:38:15.085 - Get up, get up. 767 00:38:15.085 --> 00:38:16.086 - Okay, 1, 2, 3. 768 00:38:16.086 --> 00:38:17.502 - High five. - High five. 769 00:38:17.502 --> 00:38:18.917 - Kiss in them . 770 00:38:20.401 --> 00:38:22.300 - Oh my God, my purse's on the floor. 771 00:38:25.682 --> 00:38:26.511 - Oh my God. 772 00:38:27.546 --> 00:38:28.375 - Oh my God. 773 00:38:28.375 --> 00:38:29.237 - WTF. 774 00:38:29.237 --> 00:38:30.169 - It's him, it's him. 775 00:38:31.378 --> 00:38:33.311 - It really is him. 776 00:38:34.967 --> 00:38:37.798 Oh what, he's like so much taller than on TV. 777 00:38:37.798 --> 00:38:40.801 - Yeah, that's because it was only a 32-inch TV, duh. 778 00:38:43.182 --> 00:38:45.323 He's like so much hotter than on Zoom. 779 00:38:45.323 --> 00:38:46.945 - Oh so much way hotter. 780 00:38:46.945 --> 00:38:48.326 - Thanks. 781 00:38:49.327 --> 00:38:50.431 - Did he hear us? 782 00:38:50.431 --> 00:38:52.709 - I don't know, are we live? 783 00:38:52.709 --> 00:38:53.641 - Our mics must be on. 784 00:38:54.608 --> 00:38:55.436 - Hey girls, 785 00:38:56.368 --> 00:38:58.128 Barbie and Kendra, right? 786 00:38:58.128 --> 00:39:00.027 What are you doing here? 787 00:39:00.027 --> 00:39:02.270 - I like totally dunno how to navigate real life anymore. 788 00:39:02.270 --> 00:39:03.341 - No. 789 00:39:03.341 --> 00:39:04.652 - Do you mind if I sit down? 790 00:39:04.652 --> 00:39:05.929 I can't seem to find my party. 791 00:39:05.929 --> 00:39:07.483 - Oh, we're your party now tiger. 792 00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:11.349 - Put the mute button for . 793 00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:13.730 - Yes, sit, sit, sit. 794 00:39:17.044 --> 00:39:19.495 - I cannot believe that you're here. 795 00:39:19.495 --> 00:39:20.703 - I'm here. 796 00:39:20.703 --> 00:39:22.187 - It's so amazing. 797 00:39:23.706 --> 00:39:25.155 - Oh, hi, here's your food. 798 00:39:25.155 --> 00:39:26.087 - Oh yeah. - Thank you. 799 00:39:26.087 --> 00:39:27.537 - But we haven't ordered yet. 800 00:39:27.537 --> 00:39:28.918 - Yeah, but this is what you would've ordered, right? 801 00:39:28.918 --> 00:39:29.746 - True. 802 00:39:29.746 --> 00:39:30.678 - I'm gonna get you. 803 00:39:30.678 --> 00:39:32.542 - So how've you been like? 804 00:39:32.542 --> 00:39:33.405 - Tell us everything. 805 00:39:33.405 --> 00:39:34.682 - Tell us everything. 806 00:39:34.682 --> 00:39:35.614 - Been great, just babysitting cats. 807 00:39:36.408 --> 00:39:37.892 - Babysitting cats. 808 00:39:37.892 --> 00:39:39.066 - I still have that passion, yeah. 809 00:39:39.066 --> 00:39:40.343 - Wait, so did I hear that 810 00:39:40.343 --> 00:39:44.071 you're like you like drive and race cars? 811 00:39:44.071 --> 00:39:46.004 - I do, I have modified that. 812 00:39:46.004 --> 00:39:47.212 I have to guy drive, 813 00:39:47.212 --> 00:39:48.800 but I drive a race car in a lower class, 814 00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:50.215 yeah. - Oh wow. 815 00:39:50.215 --> 00:39:51.354 - And that's amazing. 816 00:39:51.354 --> 00:39:52.493 - Coolest thing ever. 817 00:39:52.493 --> 00:39:53.425 - That's sexy. - I've had 818 00:39:53.425 --> 00:39:54.909 that passion before cats. 819 00:39:54.909 --> 00:39:56.117 I've actually been racing for many, many years. 820 00:39:56.117 --> 00:39:56.946 - Seriously? 821 00:39:56.946 --> 00:39:57.774 - Yeah. 822 00:39:57.774 --> 00:39:58.603 - Wow. 823 00:39:58.603 --> 00:39:59.535 - Yeah. 824 00:39:59.535 --> 00:40:00.467 - How did you get into that? 825 00:40:00.467 --> 00:40:02.020 - Just had to stay alive. 826 00:40:02.020 --> 00:40:04.160 You gotta find things for habits to keep you alive, 827 00:40:04.160 --> 00:40:05.610 and racing was it. 828 00:40:05.610 --> 00:40:08.406 I was at a point in my life where everything was depressing, 829 00:40:08.406 --> 00:40:09.268 nothing worked, 830 00:40:09.268 --> 00:40:11.201 I couldn't do nothing, 831 00:40:11.201 --> 00:40:13.997 and bam, I found racing and loved it ever since. 832 00:40:13.997 --> 00:40:15.585 - Wow. - So cool. 833 00:40:15.585 --> 00:40:17.725 - Yeah, some people can't believe I can drive like this. 834 00:40:17.725 --> 00:40:18.554 I do. 835 00:40:18.554 --> 00:40:19.486 - You're like amazing. 836 00:40:19.486 --> 00:40:20.694 You're so amazing. 837 00:40:20.694 --> 00:40:21.626 - I don't know about that, but... 838 00:40:21.626 --> 00:40:22.454 - It's cool. 839 00:40:22.454 --> 00:40:23.421 - I never give up. 840 00:40:23.421 --> 00:40:24.698 - So how's Joey . 841 00:40:24.698 --> 00:40:26.424 - He's hanging in there. 842 00:40:26.424 --> 00:40:28.909 He's had some issues, he's been in solitary a lot, 843 00:40:28.909 --> 00:40:31.877 but he's never seen the whole version of tiger come in. 844 00:40:31.877 --> 00:40:33.154 - What? - What? 845 00:40:33.154 --> 00:40:34.639 - Yeah, yeah, they keep him locked up 846 00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:37.020 in solitary quite a bit 'cause of popularity. 847 00:40:37.020 --> 00:40:38.263 - Oh my gosh, 848 00:40:38.263 --> 00:40:39.575 but good thing he looks good in orange. 849 00:40:39.575 --> 00:40:40.438 - Yeah. 850 00:40:41.266 --> 00:40:42.543 - So I have to ask this 851 00:40:42.543 --> 00:40:44.096 and I'm sure everybody asked you this, 852 00:40:44.096 --> 00:40:46.444 but what was up with the fire, and who did it? 853 00:40:46.444 --> 00:40:48.169 - Oh my gosh, in the first episode 854 00:40:48.169 --> 00:40:52.001 there's a producer on there and his name's Kirk, 855 00:40:52.001 --> 00:40:54.417 and we have video footage of him going 856 00:40:54.417 --> 00:40:55.936 in front of the office at the same time 857 00:40:55.936 --> 00:40:58.939 that the fire was at night, like four in the morning. 858 00:40:58.939 --> 00:41:00.596 And he's walking in front of the cameras. 859 00:41:00.596 --> 00:41:01.873 - What? 860 00:41:01.873 --> 00:41:02.805 - That seems like proof right there. 861 00:41:02.805 --> 00:41:03.978 - No, he left the country. 862 00:41:03.978 --> 00:41:05.704 There's a whole safe missing, 863 00:41:05.704 --> 00:41:07.085 with hard drives in it, and he left the country. 864 00:41:09.018 --> 00:41:10.468 - He fled. 865 00:41:10.468 --> 00:41:13.678 - To a country where he can't be extradited back so... 866 00:41:13.678 --> 00:41:14.955 - Wait, there's a safe missing 867 00:41:14.955 --> 00:41:16.335 with stuff inside of it? - There's a whole safe 868 00:41:16.335 --> 00:41:17.405 missing with footage. 869 00:41:17.405 --> 00:41:18.855 And he did a documentary, 870 00:41:18.855 --> 00:41:22.480 and some of that footage I believe is on that documentary. 871 00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:24.240 - Scandalous. 872 00:41:24.240 --> 00:41:25.897 - So how about like, 873 00:41:27.070 --> 00:41:28.520 do you wanna tell me a story about 874 00:41:28.520 --> 00:41:30.695 how Joey like banged all those boys? 875 00:41:32.593 --> 00:41:34.699 - Oh yeah, we called them puppies. 876 00:41:34.699 --> 00:41:35.907 - Puppies? 877 00:41:35.907 --> 00:41:37.840 - Puppies, like dogs. - Yeah, like dogs. 878 00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:39.393 - Wooden dogs? 879 00:41:39.393 --> 00:41:42.500 - Wooden dogs, it was usually 18-year olds to 19-year olds. 880 00:41:42.500 --> 00:41:43.673 - Oh my gosh. 881 00:41:43.673 --> 00:41:44.950 - And we call them puppies 882 00:41:44.950 --> 00:41:46.227 'cause we bring one in the front door 883 00:41:46.227 --> 00:41:47.712 and then one would be going out the back door. 884 00:41:47.712 --> 00:41:48.954 So you gotta kind of sneak them in and out so... 885 00:41:48.954 --> 00:41:50.093 - Oh my God. 886 00:41:50.093 --> 00:41:51.336 - What? - So the other one 887 00:41:51.336 --> 00:41:52.579 don't know about the other one, yeah. 888 00:41:52.579 --> 00:41:53.441 - Wait, he's going out of his door? 889 00:41:53.441 --> 00:41:54.581 - No, the house door. 890 00:41:54.581 --> 00:41:55.582 - Okay. 891 00:41:55.582 --> 00:41:56.444 - Maybe his door. 892 00:41:57.273 --> 00:41:58.101 - Oh snap. 893 00:41:58.101 --> 00:41:58.930 - Yeah. - Wow. 894 00:41:58.930 --> 00:42:00.138 - TMI for me. 895 00:42:00.138 --> 00:42:01.346 - Yeah. 896 00:42:01.346 --> 00:42:02.002 - That sounds like your room in high school. 897 00:42:05.246 --> 00:42:06.178 - TMI. 898 00:42:14.497 --> 00:42:16.085 - What the fuck are you looking for? 899 00:42:16.085 --> 00:42:17.638 You're missing bones? 900 00:42:17.638 --> 00:42:19.157 - My lucky watch, it's gone. 901 00:42:20.641 --> 00:42:22.919 - You don't need that motherfucker. 902 00:42:22.919 --> 00:42:27.061 - My hand is for reserved, I cannot go on. 903 00:42:27.061 --> 00:42:28.718 - Would you just chill the fuck out 904 00:42:28.718 --> 00:42:30.513 and relax for a motherfucking minute? 905 00:42:30.513 --> 00:42:32.342 - It is impossible. 906 00:42:32.342 --> 00:42:35.138 - The magic was in you all along, 907 00:42:35.138 --> 00:42:37.037 not some motherfucking clock. 908 00:42:37.037 --> 00:42:38.728 - You think so? 909 00:42:38.728 --> 00:42:42.076 - Oh I know so, just relax and breathe. 910 00:42:49.221 --> 00:42:50.498 Oh maybe the fuck nah. 911 00:43:03.581 --> 00:43:04.858 - Here you go. 912 00:43:08.137 --> 00:43:10.208 - You're shitting me, right? 913 00:43:10.208 --> 00:43:11.899 - What now? 914 00:43:11.899 --> 00:43:13.798 - This doesn't look like the picture. 915 00:43:13.798 --> 00:43:15.903 - We don't have pictures. 916 00:43:15.903 --> 00:43:17.733 - Then you changed it, okay? 917 00:43:17.733 --> 00:43:20.494 I've seen better food at the zoo. 918 00:43:20.494 --> 00:43:22.738 - From the hippo den, I presume. 919 00:43:23.635 --> 00:43:24.602 - What? 920 00:43:24.602 --> 00:43:26.051 Get your manager. 921 00:43:26.051 --> 00:43:27.846 - I am the manager. 922 00:43:27.846 --> 00:43:28.882 - I know the owner. 923 00:43:28.882 --> 00:43:30.711 - Boom, I'm the owner. 924 00:43:34.335 --> 00:43:36.199 - I could have got this cheaper down the street, 925 00:43:36.199 --> 00:43:37.580 you kidding me? 926 00:43:37.580 --> 00:43:38.961 - Then why don't you do that? 927 00:43:40.238 --> 00:43:42.723 Look, lady, there it is, if you like it, 928 00:43:42.723 --> 00:43:44.380 and there it is, if you don't. 929 00:43:44.380 --> 00:43:46.485 - Well, I'll never, okay? 930 00:43:47.314 --> 00:43:49.005 - That's obvious. 931 00:43:49.005 --> 00:43:51.042 Pay up, leave a nice tip 932 00:43:51.042 --> 00:43:53.631 for the lady you insulted or wear it. 933 00:43:53.631 --> 00:43:55.287 - I'm not paying for this. 934 00:43:55.287 --> 00:43:57.393 - Well, you've made your choice. 935 00:44:01.500 --> 00:44:04.089 - I am never coming here again. 936 00:44:07.161 --> 00:44:09.957 - That's the most reasonable thing you've said all night. 937 00:44:13.236 --> 00:44:14.065 - Rabbit. 938 00:44:17.620 --> 00:44:21.141 - I've dealt with pissed off bombs and sexy hell, 939 00:44:21.141 --> 00:44:24.109 have been covered in alien splooge, 940 00:44:24.109 --> 00:44:27.665 but nothing could prepare me for a Karen. 941 00:44:27.665 --> 00:44:30.460 - Yeah, Rabbit, push that motherfucker. 942 00:44:30.460 --> 00:44:32.911 Push it, push it real good, 943 00:44:32.911 --> 00:44:35.086 then I'll be running this restaurant 944 00:44:35.086 --> 00:44:37.260 right into the motherfucking ground. 945 00:44:37.260 --> 00:44:38.572 - You're right. 946 00:44:38.572 --> 00:44:39.953 I can't do it. 947 00:44:39.953 --> 00:44:42.162 There's too much right to go on this. 948 00:44:42.162 --> 00:44:43.611 Thank you, Ebee. 949 00:44:43.611 --> 00:44:46.338 - Fuck, did I just say that shit out loud? 950 00:44:46.338 --> 00:44:48.168 I thought I was just thinking that motherfucker. 951 00:44:48.168 --> 00:44:50.032 - I know you have definitely projected that. 952 00:44:50.032 --> 00:44:54.588 - Well, goddamn, we'll project your on those beans weenie. 953 00:44:56.797 --> 00:44:58.040 - Cheers. - Yeah, 954 00:44:58.040 --> 00:44:59.110 and we definitely have to do it again. 955 00:44:59.110 --> 00:44:59.904 - I know, it's so fun. - Cheers. 956 00:45:01.975 --> 00:45:02.941 - Oh my gosh, I got my fringe in your beans. 957 00:45:04.736 --> 00:45:06.358 The fringy beans? 958 00:45:06.358 --> 00:45:07.428 - Is that the bill? 959 00:45:07.428 --> 00:45:09.051 - Yes it is, and it's no hurry. 960 00:45:09.051 --> 00:45:11.743 And I really appreciate you supporting me today, 961 00:45:11.743 --> 00:45:12.744 I really do. - Let me get that. 962 00:45:12.744 --> 00:45:13.745 - Oh. - Oh no. 963 00:45:13.745 --> 00:45:14.781 - It's on us. 964 00:45:14.781 --> 00:45:15.989 - Yeah, we totally got it. 965 00:45:15.989 --> 00:45:18.577 - Would this be cash, ass or grass? 966 00:45:18.577 --> 00:45:21.615 But no grass, I'm legitimate now. 967 00:45:21.615 --> 00:45:25.205 - Just lemme dig in my purse and find my wallet, 968 00:45:25.205 --> 00:45:26.620 right, Kendra, my wallet. 969 00:45:27.725 --> 00:45:28.691 - Oh yeah. 970 00:45:30.210 --> 00:45:31.245 - Okay, grab my hands. 971 00:45:36.630 --> 00:45:37.976 - What the hell was that? 972 00:45:39.737 --> 00:45:40.807 Some kind of flashback? 973 00:45:52.611 --> 00:45:53.543 - Hey. 974 00:45:55.269 --> 00:45:57.824 - Hi, you have to excuse me. 975 00:45:57.824 --> 00:45:59.895 It's not every day a fellow sees 976 00:45:59.895 --> 00:46:02.690 such a beautiful, sensuous woman like yourself. 977 00:46:09.456 --> 00:46:11.285 Where's my manners? 978 00:46:11.285 --> 00:46:12.700 I'm rabbit. 979 00:46:12.700 --> 00:46:15.151 - I know, we've met. 980 00:46:16.739 --> 00:46:18.396 I'm still Rhonda Vu. 981 00:46:19.742 --> 00:46:20.985 - Oh Rhonda Vu, 982 00:46:23.677 --> 00:46:25.023 how's it hanging? 983 00:46:25.023 --> 00:46:26.853 - Low, and to the left. 984 00:46:31.133 --> 00:46:35.378 You and I never finished what we started in Vegas. 985 00:46:35.378 --> 00:46:36.379 - We didn't? 986 00:46:38.209 --> 00:46:39.210 Why is that? 987 00:46:40.314 --> 00:46:42.075 - Because you ran off 988 00:46:44.318 --> 00:46:47.459 screaming like a little bitch. 989 00:46:49.945 --> 00:46:50.877 - I did? 990 00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:54.466 But we had a heck of a conversation, right? 991 00:46:56.814 --> 00:46:57.642 - Oh. 992 00:47:02.405 --> 00:47:05.339 - Does this still bother you? 993 00:47:05.339 --> 00:47:07.686 - Who cares, it's just skin. 994 00:47:25.843 --> 00:47:27.016 - Enjoy. 995 00:47:29.087 --> 00:47:30.019 - Oh thanks. 996 00:47:33.160 --> 00:47:35.991 Oh dude, it looks so yummilicious. 997 00:47:36.888 --> 00:47:39.373 - Oh completely suckerlicious. 998 00:47:41.444 --> 00:47:42.480 Let's dig in. 999 00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:43.446 - I did that. 1000 00:47:51.316 --> 00:47:53.422 Oh I can almost taste it. 1001 00:47:54.941 --> 00:47:56.183 - Yeah, almost. 1002 00:47:57.633 --> 00:47:59.462 It's like as close as we're gonna get, bro. 1003 00:48:00.670 --> 00:48:01.879 - Hummer, dude. 1004 00:48:01.879 --> 00:48:03.432 - We're in gnarly. 1005 00:48:03.432 --> 00:48:06.021 - Well, how about like a toast? 1006 00:48:07.954 --> 00:48:08.851 - Oh. 1007 00:48:12.165 --> 00:48:14.029 - Hi. - You can call. 1008 00:48:21.381 --> 00:48:22.727 - I don't know about you, 1009 00:48:22.727 --> 00:48:24.729 but I'd let him possess this pussy any day. 1010 00:48:26.973 --> 00:48:28.526 - This totally sucks. 1011 00:48:28.526 --> 00:48:32.910 - Being a ghost is just like all one big suck. 1012 00:48:32.910 --> 00:48:36.844 Bro, it was a total ghostly toast as bros, bro. 1013 00:48:38.398 --> 00:48:39.778 - You took the words right outta my mouth. 1014 00:48:42.264 --> 00:48:43.713 At least it still smells good. 1015 00:48:45.163 --> 00:48:46.095 - You can smell it? 1016 00:48:48.442 --> 00:48:49.547 - A ghost can dream. 1017 00:48:50.582 --> 00:48:51.411 - Yeah. 1018 00:48:51.411 --> 00:48:52.481 - A ghost can dream. 1019 00:49:07.427 --> 00:49:09.049 - Somebody left their food. 1020 00:49:24.547 --> 00:49:26.411 - What the heck was that? 1021 00:49:26.411 --> 00:49:28.896 - Sexy hell, they must have ordered to go. 1022 00:49:33.487 --> 00:49:34.316 - Sal. 1023 00:49:34.316 --> 00:49:36.076 - . 1024 00:49:38.009 --> 00:49:41.771 Ebee, we've been through a lot of rough years together, 1025 00:49:41.771 --> 00:49:44.395 but you really pulled through for me tonight. 1026 00:49:44.395 --> 00:49:46.086 I wanna thank you. 1027 00:49:46.086 --> 00:49:48.123 - Well, about fucking time. 1028 00:49:48.123 --> 00:49:52.265 - Going legit was the best decision I ever made. 1029 00:49:52.265 --> 00:49:55.785 - Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but congrats. 1030 00:49:55.785 --> 00:49:58.823 You deserve everything you get, dick face. 1031 00:49:58.823 --> 00:50:01.377 - I do deserve everything I get, don't I? 1032 00:50:01.377 --> 00:50:03.655 - Everything, motherfucker. 1033 00:50:04.794 --> 00:50:07.556 - I've been so busy, I'm a bit . 1034 00:50:07.556 --> 00:50:09.765 I haven't even tasted the food, Sal? 1035 00:50:16.013 --> 00:50:16.979 - Oh. 1036 00:50:22.088 --> 00:50:23.779 Weed, glory is weed. 1037 00:50:27.058 --> 00:50:28.611 - That's right. 1038 00:50:28.611 --> 00:50:31.304 You thought you could make it without me and my weed. 1039 00:50:31.304 --> 00:50:33.996 You thought wrong, motherfucker. 1040 00:50:33.996 --> 00:50:35.239 You're nothing without Ebee. 1041 00:50:35.239 --> 00:50:36.516 - How could you? 1042 00:50:36.516 --> 00:50:38.345 This is my one chance. 1043 00:50:38.345 --> 00:50:41.659 - And you won motherfucker, be grateful. 1044 00:50:43.247 --> 00:50:44.869 - I'm just beside myself. 1045 00:50:47.285 --> 00:50:48.286 - Oh, yes. 1046 00:50:53.602 --> 00:50:55.845 - I gotta say, you really pulled it off. 1047 00:50:57.088 --> 00:50:58.055 - I did? 1048 00:50:59.470 --> 00:51:00.298 - There he is. 1049 00:51:00.298 --> 00:51:01.299 There's the jerk. 1050 00:51:04.509 --> 00:51:05.717 - Keep it still in the bathroom. 1051 00:51:05.717 --> 00:51:06.649 - Oh my gosh, she's gonna see this? 1052 00:51:07.857 --> 00:51:09.721 - What seems to be the problem officers? 1053 00:51:09.721 --> 00:51:12.172 - This lady with nothing else going on in her life 1054 00:51:12.172 --> 00:51:14.416 has filed a report against this establishment. 1055 00:51:14.416 --> 00:51:16.556 - I want him fired. 1056 00:51:16.556 --> 00:51:20.146 - You can't fire me, I own this establishment. 1057 00:51:20.146 --> 00:51:22.562 - Sir, now that I look around myself, 1058 00:51:22.562 --> 00:51:24.391 there is some merit to what she's told us. 1059 00:51:25.979 --> 00:51:27.946 - Are you running some kind of house of ill repute? 1060 00:51:27.946 --> 00:51:30.156 - Oh no, they're just high. 1061 00:51:32.089 --> 00:51:33.780 - Say it again, sir. 1062 00:51:34.781 --> 00:51:35.678 - No. 1063 00:51:37.094 --> 00:51:39.234 Oh, here, try some of our fine cuisine, 1064 00:51:39.234 --> 00:51:40.097 I think you'll love it. 1065 00:51:44.101 --> 00:51:46.241 - That's my high grade local, try it. 1066 00:51:49.244 --> 00:51:50.659 - Jam, that's good shit. 1067 00:51:52.109 --> 00:51:55.284 But still you're going to have to come with us. 1068 00:51:55.284 --> 00:51:57.217 - Give me a second. 1069 00:52:21.310 --> 00:52:23.243 - Oh yes, suck it up real good. 1070 00:52:23.243 --> 00:52:25.418 That's what I'm talking about, yeah. 1071 00:52:31.562 --> 00:52:33.460 - Weed, weed, glory is weed. 1072 00:52:46.404 --> 00:52:47.681 - You have the right to remain silent. 1073 00:52:47.681 --> 00:52:48.924 Anything you say can 1074 00:52:48.924 --> 00:52:50.753 and will be used against you in a court of law. 1075 00:52:59.176 --> 00:53:00.625 - Look at him . 1076 00:53:00.625 --> 00:53:02.248 - Sir, do you understand? 1077 00:53:02.248 --> 00:53:04.146 - Do you need an interpreter? 1078 00:53:04.146 --> 00:53:06.666 - Oh shit, I done seen that fucking look before. 1079 00:53:08.530 --> 00:53:09.358 - Is he okay? 1080 00:53:10.773 --> 00:53:13.190 - Is he gonna spontaneously combustor something? 1081 00:53:13.190 --> 00:53:15.571 - Oh Lord, he's gone. 1082 00:53:15.571 --> 00:53:19.023 That's some serious nothing head shit. 1083 00:53:19.023 --> 00:53:21.612 Something's fucky, he's still here. 1084 00:53:33.555 --> 00:53:35.315 - Well, I'll be dipped in dog shit. 1085 00:53:36.834 --> 00:53:38.111 What's up Lindsay Brohan, 1086 00:53:39.354 --> 00:53:40.217 mind if I partook? 1087 00:53:45.877 --> 00:53:48.535 That is some sweet broccoli. 1088 00:53:48.535 --> 00:53:50.227 - , is it really you? 1089 00:53:51.435 --> 00:53:52.953 - You're goddamn right, it is Bernie Sanders. 1090 00:53:53.782 --> 00:53:54.679 Miss me? 1091 00:53:54.679 --> 00:53:55.646 - Oh yes. 1092 00:53:57.648 --> 00:53:58.476 - Hell no. 1093 00:53:59.891 --> 00:54:02.239 - Well, it's nice to see you too, Ebee. 1094 00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:04.379 - Ew, likewise bitch boy. 1095 00:54:08.245 --> 00:54:12.041 - Barnell how did you get from here to here? 1096 00:54:12.041 --> 00:54:14.665 - No clue man, but I am stoked to be here. 1097 00:54:16.114 --> 00:54:19.014 - That'll be a motherfucker, reverse nothing head. 1098 00:54:19.014 --> 00:54:21.188 Shit, I didn't even think that was possible. 1099 00:54:21.188 --> 00:54:23.467 - Trust me, your head is not the place 1100 00:54:23.467 --> 00:54:25.917 anyone wants to call home. 1101 00:54:25.917 --> 00:54:28.713 You are crazier than Amanda Binds. 1102 00:54:28.713 --> 00:54:30.646 So talk to me, goose, everything good? 1103 00:54:32.476 --> 00:54:33.994 - Oh, not so much. 1104 00:54:33.994 --> 00:54:35.962 - Come here you big pervert, give me some bromance. 1105 00:54:41.347 --> 00:54:43.280 - We're tired of this love affair, 1106 00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:44.902 we're gonna go ahead and cuff you. 1107 00:54:44.902 --> 00:54:48.043 - Hey, hey, slow your fucking roll, 1108 00:54:48.043 --> 00:54:49.527 and hold down to your tits. 1109 00:54:49.527 --> 00:54:53.807 Time to turn up the heat, color us motherfucking God. 1110 00:55:06.820 --> 00:55:07.856 - Oh, the heck? 1111 00:55:12.412 --> 00:55:15.760 - He was gonna trap us in his head forever. 1112 00:55:15.760 --> 00:55:19.143 I don't want no part of that syphilis shot hole. 1113 00:55:19.143 --> 00:55:20.386 No fucking way. 1114 00:55:21.525 --> 00:55:23.837 We in my world now, forever. 1115 00:55:26.357 --> 00:55:27.324 - Is there a salon here? 1116 00:55:27.324 --> 00:55:29.222 - I don't know why I even try. 1117 00:55:29.222 --> 00:55:32.294 You can't teach an old rabbit new tricks. 1118 00:55:32.294 --> 00:55:34.572 This is where I've always belong. 1119 00:55:34.572 --> 00:55:37.161 - Amen to that weedle juice. 1120 00:55:39.232 --> 00:55:43.719 - You better be happy because this is it, ain't no more. 1121 00:55:43.719 --> 00:55:45.203 - This is really it? 1122 00:55:45.203 --> 00:55:48.172 - This is the big fucking finale. 1123 00:55:48.172 --> 00:55:51.313 - I'm so fucking done, we're all done. 1124 00:55:51.313 --> 00:55:54.661 - Hold on, one last thing before we go, 1125 00:55:54.661 --> 00:55:59.632 what if I told you you never existed in the first place? 1126 00:55:59.632 --> 00:56:03.256 You're just a figment of my imagination this time. 1127 00:56:03.256 --> 00:56:06.086 We're all just one bad motherfucking tree. 1128 00:56:08.744 --> 00:56:09.676 - I'm cool with that. 1129 00:56:17.926 --> 00:56:19.928 - Weed is life. 1130 00:56:19.928 --> 00:56:20.929 Yes indeed. 1131 00:56:33.769 --> 00:56:35.633 - Whoa, what the fuck happened here? 1132 00:56:37.048 --> 00:56:38.395 - I don't know. 1133 00:56:38.395 --> 00:56:39.741 It looks like we missed all the fun though. 1134 00:56:40.811 --> 00:56:41.812 - Oh shit. 1135 00:56:42.744 --> 00:56:44.918 All dressed up no place to go. 1136 00:56:44.918 --> 00:56:46.817 - Oh fuck my ass.