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[Noa Kirel's
"Bad Little Thing"]

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- ♪ Ooh ♪

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♪ That's right ♪

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♪ Okay ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Let's go ♪

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♪ Don't buy me no ring ♪

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♪ See, I got my own ♪

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♪ Na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪

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♪ All the finer things,
dripping head to toe ♪

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♪ Na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪

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♪ They wanna be me
or wanna be mine ♪

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♪ Na, na, na,
na, na, na, na ♪

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♪ But I just brush 'em off
'cause I ain't got the time ♪

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♪ I'll let you hold me ♪

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♪ You don't control me ♪

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♪ You want it bad, bad, bad,
want it that bad, bad, bad ♪

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♪ Keeping you waiting,
special occasion ♪

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Are you mad, mad, mad, mad,
are you mad? ♪

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♪ You must not know
who you're dealing with ♪

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♪ All the boys' necks break
when they look at me ♪

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♪ 'Cause my shape too bomb,
call it TNT ♪

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♪ Yeah, I got it
from my mama, thank G-O-D ♪

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♪ I'm a bad little thing,
and I ain't sorry ♪

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♪ ♪

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- You like my--oh.

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Like my stuff?

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It's all bullshit.

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I don't care about them,

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but these are the gods
of my people,

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so either I worship them,
or I'm an outcast.

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These pictures, like the ones
on my social media,

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are there for one reason,
so people will envy me.

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Girls want to be my friend,
and guys just want me.

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I'm having so much fun, right?

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This might be
the only real thing in here,

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"The Handmaid's Tale,"

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a story
about a woman named Offred,

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trapped in an oppressive,
male-dominated society

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where she doesn't have
control of her fate.

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Unlike Offred,
I do have control of my fate.

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I'm getting out.

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- ♪ Thank G-O-D ♪

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♪ I'm a bad little thing,
and I ain't sorry ♪

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- My home, it's fine,
but when I finally leave it,

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it'll be for good.

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- Breakfast to go.

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Banana bread,
just like you like it.

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- Thanks, Mom.

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This is Janet, my mother,
who thinks bread is love.

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[timer dings]

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- Mmm.

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- Good morning, Dad.

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- If you say so.

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- My father, Marvin, holding
down at least three jobs,

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a white whale whose white
whale is a wooden monstrosity.

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Deck looks great, Dad.
- Closing in.

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It's gonna be done soon.
- No, it's not.

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It's a fantasy of his
that he'll finish

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and get what little downtime
he has relaxing on it.

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That day will never come.

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- Marvin, you're gonna
be late for work!

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- I know.

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- Did you hear me?
- I heard.

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I know.
- Oh, you heard.

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- These two people
screwed once and made me.

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Ew.

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I'm a senior.

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I worked all my life
to get here.

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Everything is in place.

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I just need to get
through this year,

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and then I'll get my golden
ticket to the Wonka Factory.

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Like Offred in
"The Handmaid's Tale,"

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I've never revealed
who I really am.

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To survive--

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all: Hello.

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- I hide within myself.

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- Tommy Daney texted
me last night.

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Can I get an Amen?
both: Amen.

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- Did you text him back?
- Of course not.

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He's in high school,
and I save my hand jibbers

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for real men.

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- Well, I wouldn't mind
a piece of that.

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Do you care
if I text him a pic?

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- Talia and Emma,

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the most popular girls
in school.

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- No.
[laughs]

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- They've got all the tea,
kept me from being associated

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with the less thans,
and in this hellhole,

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they're all
I have to work with.

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- Mm-hmm.

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Oh, God.

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- Hey, ladies.

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Thank you for your help.
- Sure.

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- Here is a flyer for my show.
- Did not ask.

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- A flyer is like a tweet
that ruins the environment.

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- Oh.

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- I'm gonna tweet that.

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- We have got to go and see
Mr. Calvin sing, right ladies?

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- Sure.

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- Promises, promises.

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And, Honor, I will see you
later in my office

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for some big news.

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- Did Mr. Calvin
just wink at you?

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- Yes, gross.

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But big news, bodes well.
Fingers crossed.

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- All the way crossed.
Selfie.

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- Mr. Calvin is
my guidance counselor

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and the key to the whole thing,
but let me lose these two

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and give you
a little background.

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See you guys later.

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- Love you.
- Mean it.

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- They do not mean it.

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[soft music]

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For me, high school
is about one thing,

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getting out of high school.

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Delete this first paragraph.
You don't need it.

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The student newspaper was cut
from the school budget

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like a million years ago,
so last year I volunteered

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to put a new one online.

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Editor-in-chief
of the school newspaper

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is a good thing
to have on my record.

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I'm also captain
of the volleyball team.

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It's not a big sport
at this school,

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but I'm not a born athlete,

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and so I'm lucky
it's a lousy team.

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Travis Biggins.

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In a different reality,
he'd be my boyfriend.

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[chuckles]

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[slow music]

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If I wanted him,
I could have him,

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but no time for love.

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[upbeat music]

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On top of volleyball
and the paper,

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I started a food bank for
the economically disadvantaged.

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I also started
a school karate club--hi-ya!

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While never letting
my grades suffer.

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Ms. Felson, I think
there's been a mistake.

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- I don't think so, Honor.

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Oh, you're right.
That's not yours.

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I'd lose my head
if it wasn't screwed on.

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[bell rings]

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- And she's one
of the better teachers.

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Now, you're thinking, "She'll
get into college no problem.

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This girl's got nothing
to worry about."

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[chuckles]

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Let me show you
why you know nothing.

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Ms. Felson,
we're not far from here,

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went to college--
Smith, I believe--

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graduated sometime
in the last century.

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♪ ♪

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Took on all the causes
at the buffet,

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from boycotting lettuce
to women's rights.

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She was going
to change the world.

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♪ ♪

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Came back here
to watch her future die.

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[music slows]

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- Go.

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- Coach Biggins.

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- You know what,
you guys are so slow.

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I was gonna call this team
the Old Ladies,

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but the old ladies be like,
"Hell, no, we ain't that slow."

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- Also a native,
went to Syracuse University

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on a lacrosse scholarship.

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- You gotta whip it like this.

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- [vocalizing]

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- For one man.

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- [vocalizing]

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- Wow.

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I can't believe
that's even the same guy.

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- Dah!

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What you waiting for,
a blowjob?

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Get going!

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- Now look at him.
Lives through his son, Travis.

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- Go.

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- So, class,
what have we learned?

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It's not just
about going to college,

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it's making sure I don't have
to come back after college.

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All my examples went
to good schools,

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so it has nothing to do
with getting a good education.

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It's about prestige, contacts,

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the place that's going
to open the most doors,

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where mediocre people get
outsized opportunities,

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and where the genius
who wrote this book

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fulfilled her potential,
where I'm gonna go.

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It's been a four-year plan,

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and it's coming
to a close today.

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[phone ringing]

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[soft guitar music]

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♪ ♪

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- I think the second draft
is terrific, Honor.

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It is--wow, it is so good.

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- It's all thanks--

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- ♪ D, I'm a-tuning
the D string ♪

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♪ D, D, D, D, D ♪

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- It's all thanks
to you, Mr. Calvin.

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I mean, without you,
I wouldn't have even known

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how important
my college essay was

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to getting into a good school.

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- No, stop it.

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You know, Honor,
if I had to use a metaphor,

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I would say that it's like
I taught the music class,

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but you played the song.

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- I love a good metaphor.

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- Well, that is just another
thing we have in common,

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and soon enough,
we're gonna be finishing

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each other's metaphors.

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- [chuckles]

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- Now, let's take a look
at your college list again.

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- I know.

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Why am I kissing
up to this guy?

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There's a clue.

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This is the place
I have to go,

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Harvard.

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The school's brand is success.

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Earned success,
unearned success,

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it doesn't matter.

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That's my one-way ticket
out of this hellhole.

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And a guarantee
to not end up like--

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well, like this guy.

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- Okay, so I'm looking
at your list here,

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and it seems like
you left one off.

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Are you not interested
in Harvard?

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- Oh, I would love to go there,

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but I didn't think
I had a chance of getting in.

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- You're not wrong.

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The acceptance rate
is about 5%.

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- 4.6%.
- 4.6%, yes.

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But I got a surprise
for you, Honor.

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Not many people know this,
but I have a connection there.

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- Really?

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- This gentleman right here,
Howie Kaplan,

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my best friend
from high school,

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is a very successful
Harvard alumni.

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Hedge fund guy.

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- Oh, wow, I had no idea.

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I knew this in ninth grade.

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- We remained very close
even though we didn't go

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to the same college.

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We even started
our own a cappella group,

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You've Got Scale.

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AOL was big back then.

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- What's AOL?

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- Oh, my God.

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Well, I could spin ya
some stories, Honor.

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Whew.

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- I would love to hear them.

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- Well, one time,
we went to Saint Louis

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for an a cappella competition,

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and Howie stole a phone
out of the hotel lobby.

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- No way.

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00:10:19.273 --> 00:10:21.897
Wild times, Mr. Calvin.

257
00:10:21.966 --> 00:10:24.347
- We were a crazy bunch
back then.

258
00:10:24.416 --> 00:10:27.074
He did give the phone back,
but that doesn't matter.

259
00:10:28.282 --> 00:10:31.354
But because Howie
and I are so close,

260
00:10:31.423 --> 00:10:33.909
he likes to use
his influence to get

261
00:10:33.978 --> 00:10:37.290
my best and brightest
student a good look

262
00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:39.052
with the admissions people.

263
00:10:39.121 --> 00:10:42.296
It's not a guarantee,
but it is a leg up.

264
00:10:42.365 --> 00:10:45.645
- As tenuous as it is,
this is my best bet.

265
00:10:45.714 --> 00:10:49.959
- That's why I got
some big news for you, Honor.

266
00:10:50.028 --> 00:10:51.409
- My goodness, you don't mean--

267
00:10:51.478 --> 00:10:54.101
- Oh, yes I do.

268
00:10:54.170 --> 00:10:55.931
- For a quarter of my life,

269
00:10:56.000 --> 00:10:58.312
I've been working my ass off
for this moment.

270
00:10:58.381 --> 00:11:01.902
- You are
in my top four choices.

271
00:11:01.971 --> 00:11:04.871
[tense music]

272
00:11:04.940 --> 00:11:06.976
♪ ♪

273
00:11:07.045 --> 00:11:09.599
- Wait, did you say top four?

274
00:11:09.669 --> 00:11:12.326
- Yeah.

275
00:11:12.395 --> 00:11:15.295
Are you okay?

276
00:11:15.364 --> 00:11:17.400
- Yes.

277
00:11:17.469 --> 00:11:18.816
Yes.

278
00:11:18.885 --> 00:11:21.128
I'm just overwhelmed.

279
00:11:21.197 --> 00:11:24.028
I mean, to think
I'm in the top four,

280
00:11:24.097 --> 00:11:26.686
it's too much to hope for.

281
00:11:26.755 --> 00:11:30.759
- ♪ G, G ♪

282
00:11:30.828 --> 00:11:33.451
♪ I'm tuning my G string ♪

283
00:11:33.520 --> 00:11:36.074
- I've made
a serious miscalculation.

284
00:11:36.143 --> 00:11:38.111
This creep thinks
he's in love with me.

285
00:11:38.180 --> 00:11:40.354
I thought I was using that
to my advantage,

286
00:11:40.423 --> 00:11:43.495
but fawning over him
wasn't enough.

287
00:11:43.564 --> 00:11:47.637
He wants me to offer him
another incentive.

288
00:11:47.707 --> 00:11:49.398
I'm so thrilled, Mr. Calvin.

289
00:11:49.467 --> 00:11:51.227
Thank you so much
for considering me.

290
00:11:51.296 --> 00:11:52.746
- Oh, wait.
Where are you going?

291
00:11:52.815 --> 00:11:54.230
Don't you want to see
who you're up against?

292
00:11:54.299 --> 00:11:56.543
- Oh, my God, no, no, no.

293
00:11:56.612 --> 00:11:59.408
I don't want to get caught up
in some kind of competition

294
00:11:59.477 --> 00:12:04.206
with my friends,
especially since...

295
00:12:04.275 --> 00:12:07.796
I know you'll pick
the right person.

296
00:12:07.865 --> 00:12:09.556
See ya.

297
00:12:09.625 --> 00:12:12.559
[upbeat music]

298
00:12:12.628 --> 00:12:17.081
♪ ♪

299
00:12:17.150 --> 00:12:18.738
I won't lie.

300
00:12:18.807 --> 00:12:20.912
That was a setback,
but I didn't want him

301
00:12:20.981 --> 00:12:23.570
to tell me who the competition
was for two reasons.

302
00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:25.296
One, I don't need him to.

303
00:12:25.365 --> 00:12:27.160
In this school
of underachieving losers,

304
00:12:27.229 --> 00:12:29.093
there's only three people
it could be.

305
00:12:29.162 --> 00:12:31.923
And two, when I leave them
on the side of the road,

306
00:12:31.992 --> 00:12:35.064
I don't want him to suspect
I had anything to do with it.

307
00:12:35.133 --> 00:12:37.722
I've worked too hard
and too long.

308
00:12:37.790 --> 00:12:40.207
It's just another obstacle
to overcome.

309
00:12:40.276 --> 00:12:43.555
Life gives other people lemons,
they make lemonade.

310
00:12:43.624 --> 00:12:46.489
Life gives me lemons,
I sell them for a dollar

311
00:12:46.558 --> 00:12:49.113
to some chump who doesn't
know I got them for free.

312
00:12:49.182 --> 00:12:50.942
- Well, I cannot
believe he's not

313
00:12:51.011 --> 00:12:52.219
just giving it to you, Honor.

314
00:12:52.288 --> 00:12:54.014
- Posting sad face.

315
00:12:54.083 --> 00:12:55.326
- I don't have time
for self-pity.

316
00:12:55.395 --> 00:12:58.191
- Yeah, Emma,
no time for self-pity.

317
00:12:58.260 --> 00:12:59.986
- This semester's grades
are the last ones

318
00:13:00.055 --> 00:13:01.642
to affect our grade point
for colleges,

319
00:13:01.711 --> 00:13:03.955
so I've got to get them
to tank all of their classes

320
00:13:04.024 --> 00:13:05.474
between now and midterms.

321
00:13:05.543 --> 00:13:07.614
- I thought you had the highest
grade point in our class.

322
00:13:07.683 --> 00:13:09.789
- No, no,
I'm either third or fourth.

323
00:13:09.858 --> 00:13:12.515
- Mm, yeah, that was my
thinking too, third or fourth.

324
00:13:12.584 --> 00:13:15.173
- Well, we know who one
of the top two is.

325
00:13:15.242 --> 00:13:18.176
[slow music]

326
00:13:18.245 --> 00:13:22.284
♪ ♪

327
00:13:22.353 --> 00:13:25.080
- [sighs]
He's perfect.

328
00:13:26.633 --> 00:13:28.669
Loser, I mean.

329
00:13:28.738 --> 00:13:30.637
Perfect loser.

330
00:13:30.706 --> 00:13:33.329
- She's right.
Travis is perfect.

331
00:13:33.398 --> 00:13:36.091
Captain of the lacrosse team,
beautiful girlfriend,

332
00:13:36.160 --> 00:13:38.265
and maintains
a perfect grade point.

333
00:13:38.334 --> 00:13:41.613
He clearly doesn't
get distracted easily.

334
00:13:41.682 --> 00:13:44.789
Talia, how long have Christine
and Travis been together?

335
00:13:44.858 --> 00:13:46.066
- Since sophomore year.

336
00:13:46.135 --> 00:13:49.173
I remember because--
- I trust you.

337
00:13:49.242 --> 00:13:51.209
See if you can find out
what they're doing.

338
00:13:51.278 --> 00:13:54.212
Maybe he's not
getting what he wants.

339
00:13:54.281 --> 00:13:55.869
- But who do we ask?

340
00:13:55.938 --> 00:13:57.146
- Christine.

341
00:13:57.215 --> 00:13:58.665
If something's going on,

342
00:13:58.734 --> 00:14:00.011
she's the type
to brag about it.

343
00:14:00.080 --> 00:14:01.461
And if nothing's going on,

344
00:14:01.530 --> 00:14:03.773
she's the type
to brag about that.

345
00:14:03.843 --> 00:14:05.327
- What about the other two?

346
00:14:05.396 --> 00:14:08.054
She has to be one, right?

347
00:14:08.123 --> 00:14:09.779
- Kennedy Park.

348
00:14:09.849 --> 00:14:13.335
The girl is in her own world,
wears costumes to school.

349
00:14:13.404 --> 00:14:15.406
Today she's dressed
as Marie Curie,

350
00:14:15.475 --> 00:14:16.959
the scientist
who discovered radium.

351
00:14:17.028 --> 00:14:18.409
I only know that
because she posts

352
00:14:18.478 --> 00:14:19.928
about it on Facebook.

353
00:14:19.997 --> 00:14:22.309
What kid uses Facebook anymore?

354
00:14:22.378 --> 00:14:25.140
Look, she's got two likes
on the photo.

355
00:14:25.209 --> 00:14:27.901
One's her mother,
and one's her grandmother.

356
00:14:27.970 --> 00:14:30.697
Even our history teacher
didn't recognize it.

357
00:14:30.766 --> 00:14:34.425
But she's also,
unfortunately, brilliant.

358
00:14:34.494 --> 00:14:36.427
- What are we gonna do
about her?

359
00:14:36.496 --> 00:14:38.912
- Get her a boyfriend.
[both laugh]

360
00:14:38.981 --> 00:14:42.882
- First off, we'll sweep up
the cobwebs out of her cooter.

361
00:14:42.951 --> 00:14:44.987
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

362
00:14:45.056 --> 00:14:47.162
We'll focus.

363
00:14:47.231 --> 00:14:49.750
- Last and least...

364
00:14:49.819 --> 00:14:51.131
- My bad.

365
00:14:51.200 --> 00:14:53.858
- Michael Dipnicky,
top of the class,

366
00:14:53.927 --> 00:14:55.756
as nerd as nerd gets.

367
00:14:55.825 --> 00:15:00.416
No friends, no life,
and no lunch.

368
00:15:00.485 --> 00:15:03.419
That one will be easy.

369
00:15:03.488 --> 00:15:05.076
Find out about Christine.

370
00:15:05.145 --> 00:15:07.251
I'm going to try and get
Kennedy a date for the prom.

371
00:15:07.320 --> 00:15:09.978
[upbeat music]

372
00:15:10.047 --> 00:15:11.807
She's totally into you.

373
00:15:11.876 --> 00:15:14.603
Probably wouldn't be hard
to talk her into anything.

374
00:15:14.672 --> 00:15:17.571
- Okay.
Talk her into staying away.

375
00:15:17.640 --> 00:15:19.435
- I know it's hard to believe,

376
00:15:19.504 --> 00:15:21.472
but I've seen her
in the locker room.

377
00:15:21.541 --> 00:15:23.681
It's like buried treasure.
- It's not all about looks.

378
00:15:23.750 --> 00:15:25.269
- I know.

379
00:15:25.338 --> 00:15:26.856
- And also,
I don't believe you.

380
00:15:26.926 --> 00:15:30.619
- Well, look at it this way,
once you lose your virginity,

381
00:15:30.688 --> 00:15:33.001
the second time,
you can trade up.

382
00:15:33.070 --> 00:15:35.451
- I'm not a virgin.

383
00:15:37.453 --> 00:15:38.972
- Oh well.

384
00:15:39.040 --> 00:15:41.043
I can't fight upstream
against the limited range

385
00:15:41.112 --> 00:15:43.665
of aesthetic appreciation
in teenage boys.

386
00:15:43.735 --> 00:15:46.635
I'm sure later in life,
she'll find some man who thinks

387
00:15:46.704 --> 00:15:48.844
that "The Addams Family"
is the best he can do,

388
00:15:48.913 --> 00:15:51.778
but if he's at this school,
he's got a few more years

389
00:15:51.847 --> 00:15:54.712
of lonely jacking off
before he's ready.

390
00:15:54.781 --> 00:15:57.715
♪ ♪

391
00:15:57.784 --> 00:16:01.374
No, it won't be a boy
that distracts Kennedy.

392
00:16:03.376 --> 00:16:05.378
Hey, Kennedy.
How's it going?

393
00:16:05.447 --> 00:16:08.070
- It's private.
- I didn't ask you anything.

394
00:16:08.139 --> 00:16:11.901
- I'm telling you ahead
of time that this is private.

395
00:16:11.971 --> 00:16:13.869
- [chuckles]

396
00:16:13.938 --> 00:16:16.009
Okay, I got
to put a pin in this

397
00:16:16.078 --> 00:16:18.011
and move on to the sure thing.

398
00:16:18.080 --> 00:16:21.359
Dipnicky, he's been easy
to read for four years.

399
00:16:21.428 --> 00:16:23.499
♪ ♪

400
00:16:23.568 --> 00:16:26.640
The signals animals
give one another.

401
00:16:26.709 --> 00:16:29.022
Oh, he definitely
gave me signals.

402
00:16:29.091 --> 00:16:31.093
He doesn't want me
specifically.

403
00:16:31.162 --> 00:16:32.646
He wants any girl,

404
00:16:32.715 --> 00:16:34.579
fantasizing
about some porn star

405
00:16:34.648 --> 00:16:36.857
showing up and teaching him
where to put it.

406
00:16:36.926 --> 00:16:39.550
It won't take much
to throw him off.

407
00:16:41.172 --> 00:16:42.760
Hey, Diesel.

408
00:16:42.829 --> 00:16:44.417
- Hey, Honor.

409
00:16:44.486 --> 00:16:47.420
Hey, do me the honor?

410
00:16:47.489 --> 00:16:49.249
Do me, Honor.

411
00:16:49.318 --> 00:16:51.458
- God, you're so clever.

412
00:16:51.527 --> 00:16:56.325
Hey, would you mind switching
lab partners with me?

413
00:16:56.394 --> 00:16:57.740
- I get it.

414
00:16:57.809 --> 00:16:59.397
You want to be my lab
partner, all right.

415
00:16:59.466 --> 00:17:02.573
- No, no, I want
to switch lab partners.

416
00:17:02.642 --> 00:17:03.953
- It doesn't make any sense.

417
00:17:04.022 --> 00:17:05.714
You're gonna be partners
with dipshit.

418
00:17:05.782 --> 00:17:08.958
- I know.
I am doing it for Talia.

419
00:17:09.028 --> 00:17:13.480
She is totally into you.

420
00:17:14.757 --> 00:17:18.347
- All right.
Say less, Honor.

421
00:17:18.415 --> 00:17:20.556
See you later, douchebag.

422
00:17:20.625 --> 00:17:23.869
I'ma go get some chemistry
for good, baby.

423
00:17:23.939 --> 00:17:28.253
♪ ♪

424
00:17:28.323 --> 00:17:31.119
What's up, girl?

425
00:17:31.188 --> 00:17:38.298
♪ ♪a

426
00:17:41.474 --> 00:17:44.166
- I hope you're okay with this.

427
00:17:44.235 --> 00:17:46.755
I've been having some trouble
in chemistry,

428
00:17:46.824 --> 00:17:49.102
and Talia talks
through the whole class.

429
00:17:49.171 --> 00:17:51.829
- Yeah, um...

430
00:17:51.898 --> 00:17:54.038
if academic success
is your main focus,

431
00:17:54.107 --> 00:17:58.318
then I would seem
to be a more viable option.

432
00:17:58.387 --> 00:18:00.596
- Okay.

433
00:18:00.665 --> 00:18:02.978
Today, we're gonna be
talking about bonding.

434
00:18:03.047 --> 00:18:07.534
We're gonna form
chemical bonds using heat.

435
00:18:07.603 --> 00:18:09.536
- The signals.

436
00:18:09.605 --> 00:18:13.126
- Sheesh, boy,
is that my girl right there?

437
00:18:13.195 --> 00:18:14.438
Looking good today.

438
00:18:14.507 --> 00:18:15.922
- Did you tell Diesel
that I liked him?

439
00:18:15.991 --> 00:18:18.200
'Cause he's been all over me.
- No, of course not.

440
00:18:18.269 --> 00:18:20.720
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

441
00:18:20.789 --> 00:18:22.722
- What did you find out
from Christine?

442
00:18:22.791 --> 00:18:24.862
- Oh, it was actually
kind of sweet.

443
00:18:24.931 --> 00:18:27.623
He said he wants
to save himself for marriage.

444
00:18:27.692 --> 00:18:30.730
- O-M-G,
that's so romantic.

445
00:18:30.799 --> 00:18:31.972
- I know!

446
00:18:32.041 --> 00:18:34.043
- Hmm, look at Travis.

447
00:18:34.113 --> 00:18:36.460
Boobs right in his face.

448
00:18:36.529 --> 00:18:39.601
Those are great teenage boobs.

449
00:18:39.670 --> 00:18:43.087
And he's avoiding them.

450
00:18:43.156 --> 00:18:45.538
♪ ♪

451
00:18:45.607 --> 00:18:48.920
Oh, my goodness.

452
00:18:48.989 --> 00:18:50.853
♪ ♪

453
00:18:50.922 --> 00:18:52.821
You know
when you're doing a puzzle

454
00:18:52.890 --> 00:18:54.788
and you're trying
to find just one piece

455
00:18:54.857 --> 00:18:56.790
that fits, seems like forever,

456
00:18:56.859 --> 00:18:58.792
and then, finally, you find it,
but then you're just looking

457
00:18:58.861 --> 00:19:01.657
for the next piece,
and the process seems endless.

458
00:19:01.726 --> 00:19:06.317
And then suddenly,
you see the picture.

459
00:19:06.386 --> 00:19:08.630
I hate cliches,
but two birds are

460
00:19:08.699 --> 00:19:11.115
about to get their skulls
crushed with one stone.

461
00:19:11.184 --> 00:19:13.255
- Down!

462
00:19:13.324 --> 00:19:15.602
- Articulation comes
from the tip of the tongue,

463
00:19:15.671 --> 00:19:16.569
the teeth, end of the lips.

464
00:19:16.638 --> 00:19:18.571
- [trilling]

465
00:19:18.640 --> 00:19:21.229
- ♪ Low ♪

466
00:19:21.298 --> 00:19:23.472
- Meow, meow, meow.

467
00:19:23.541 --> 00:19:26.544
- Meow.
- ♪ Meow ♪

468
00:19:26.613 --> 00:19:27.994
- [vocalizing]

469
00:19:28.063 --> 00:19:29.616
- Dead puppies,
dead puppies, dead puppies.

470
00:19:29.685 --> 00:19:30.755
- Dead puppies,
dead puppies, dead puppies.

471
00:19:30.824 --> 00:19:32.274
- Dead puppies, dead puppies,

472
00:19:32.343 --> 00:19:34.621
dead puppies, dead puppies.

473
00:19:34.690 --> 00:19:36.002
♪ ♪

474
00:19:36.071 --> 00:19:38.073
- The theater club,
a place people go

475
00:19:38.142 --> 00:19:40.593
when they don't feel welcome
anywhere else.

476
00:19:40.662 --> 00:19:42.181
Hey, Ms. Felson.

477
00:19:42.250 --> 00:19:44.252
- Honor,
what are you doing here?

478
00:19:44.321 --> 00:19:45.425
- I want to join.

479
00:19:45.494 --> 00:19:47.600
- Aw, senior year?
Little late.

480
00:19:47.669 --> 00:19:49.326
- You remember Gary.

481
00:19:49.395 --> 00:19:50.775
He's the coyote, and this is

482
00:19:50.844 --> 00:19:52.812
his little barren patch
of desert.

483
00:19:52.881 --> 00:19:54.710
I really want
to work behind the scenes:

484
00:19:54.779 --> 00:19:56.367
Set design, lighting, whatever.

485
00:19:56.436 --> 00:19:57.679
- Oh, my God.

486
00:19:57.748 --> 00:19:59.094
Wait, it is so great
that you're joining.

487
00:19:59.163 --> 00:20:01.269
We could always use
behind-the-scenes people.

488
00:20:01.338 --> 00:20:02.753
- Sure.

489
00:20:02.822 --> 00:20:04.341
- I'm really happy you're here.

490
00:20:04.410 --> 00:20:06.826
I've always thought
that we should be friends.

491
00:20:06.895 --> 00:20:09.829
Oh, and on Saturdays,
some of us go bowling,

492
00:20:09.898 --> 00:20:12.314
but we don't invite everyone.

493
00:20:12.383 --> 00:20:14.799
- Got it.

494
00:20:15.938 --> 00:20:17.457
Bowling with the theater kids,

495
00:20:17.526 --> 00:20:19.977
who the hell
even knows what that is?

496
00:20:20.046 --> 00:20:21.944
Hey, Kennedy.

497
00:20:22.013 --> 00:20:25.120
- Okay, attention, everyone.
Attention, please.

498
00:20:26.742 --> 00:20:28.675
The stage is yours.

499
00:20:28.744 --> 00:20:31.954
- All right now, although
I'm the faculty advisor,

500
00:20:32.023 --> 00:20:34.647
you know I don't like
to throw my weight around.

501
00:20:34.716 --> 00:20:37.063
The two choices
are "Spring Awakening"

502
00:20:37.132 --> 00:20:38.375
and Kennedy's play.

503
00:20:38.444 --> 00:20:39.928
- Okay, thank you, Ms. Felson.
Great nurturing.

504
00:20:39.997 --> 00:20:41.654
Great nurturing.

505
00:20:41.723 --> 00:20:45.347
Okay, so everyone,
show of hands.

506
00:20:45.416 --> 00:20:48.592
"Spring Awakening."

507
00:20:48.661 --> 00:20:52.492
Okay, yeah, I think
that is a majority.

508
00:20:52.561 --> 00:20:56.393
Oh, Kennedy, I'm really sorry.
Maybe next year.

509
00:20:56.462 --> 00:20:58.498
Oh, that's right,
you're graduating.

510
00:20:58.567 --> 00:21:00.328
Maybe college.

511
00:21:00.397 --> 00:21:02.813
Okay, so sign-ups for auditions
will be posted tomorrow,

512
00:21:02.882 --> 00:21:05.402
but everybody
who is already in the club

513
00:21:05.471 --> 00:21:07.611
gets priority casting.

514
00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:10.165
All right, let's go, everyone.
Curtain's up in three weeks.

515
00:21:10.234 --> 00:21:12.650
That is not much time.

516
00:21:21.866 --> 00:21:23.696
- Hey, Kennedy,
for what it's worth,

517
00:21:23.765 --> 00:21:25.318
I thought your play
was amazing.

518
00:21:25.387 --> 00:21:26.975
- You didn't read it.

519
00:21:27.044 --> 00:21:30.530
- Of course I did.
You posted about it online.

520
00:21:30.599 --> 00:21:31.980
- Right.

521
00:21:32.049 --> 00:21:35.639
If you read it,
what's it about?

522
00:21:41.679 --> 00:21:44.441
- The play is
about Queen Mary I of England,

523
00:21:44.510 --> 00:21:46.166
how she got
the nickname Bloody Mary

524
00:21:46.235 --> 00:21:47.582
by executing Protestants,

525
00:21:47.651 --> 00:21:49.446
and how she
was forced to choose

526
00:21:49.515 --> 00:21:51.931
between love and power.

527
00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:57.764
♪ ♪

528
00:21:57.833 --> 00:22:01.285
- You did read it.

529
00:22:01.354 --> 00:22:04.426
- I did read it.

530
00:22:04.495 --> 00:22:08.154
- You're the only person who's
ever read one of my plays.

531
00:22:08.223 --> 00:22:10.363
- Haven't your parents
read them?

532
00:22:10.432 --> 00:22:12.503
- No.

533
00:22:12.572 --> 00:22:14.402
- Okay, that's sad.

534
00:22:14.471 --> 00:22:16.852
Well, I think
we should get the theater club

535
00:22:16.921 --> 00:22:18.578
to put your play on.

536
00:22:18.647 --> 00:22:21.443
- Yeah, right.
Good luck with that.

537
00:22:21.512 --> 00:22:23.307
- I make my own luck,

538
00:22:23.376 --> 00:22:27.138
and that is
a great Edith Cavell costume.

539
00:22:27.207 --> 00:22:29.313
Wartime nurse,
executed for spying.

540
00:22:29.382 --> 00:22:31.073
You posted it on Facebook.

541
00:22:31.142 --> 00:22:36.355
♪ ♪

542
00:22:36.424 --> 00:22:39.910
Poor girl,
so ignored and so used to it.

543
00:22:39.979 --> 00:22:41.705
I suppose
I should be sympathetic,

544
00:22:41.774 --> 00:22:43.707
but as I always say,

545
00:22:43.776 --> 00:22:47.469
you can't spell sympathetic
without pathetic.

546
00:22:47.538 --> 00:22:50.161
- I won't interfere, Honor.

547
00:22:50.230 --> 00:22:52.301
It's a student-run club.

548
00:22:52.371 --> 00:22:53.993
Don't you like
"Spring Awakening"?

549
00:22:54.062 --> 00:22:55.477
- I love it.

550
00:22:55.546 --> 00:22:58.998
It's just that I loved
Kennedy's play that much more.

551
00:22:59.067 --> 00:23:00.517
Did you read it?

552
00:23:00.586 --> 00:23:01.863
- Of course.

553
00:23:01.932 --> 00:23:03.589
- Wasn't it wonderful?

554
00:23:03.658 --> 00:23:06.315
She's got such a unique voice,
and I just thought,

555
00:23:06.385 --> 00:23:08.421
if we did her play,
it would have been a great way

556
00:23:08.490 --> 00:23:10.768
to show Kennedy
that she's appreciated,

557
00:23:10.837 --> 00:23:13.115
even though she's not popular.

558
00:23:14.565 --> 00:23:18.258
You know, girls who don't
have a lot of friends,

559
00:23:18.327 --> 00:23:23.229
who the boys ignore
must be so painfully lonely.

560
00:23:25.127 --> 00:23:27.578
Women like us, we can't
even know what that's like.

561
00:23:27.647 --> 00:23:31.237
- No, no.

562
00:23:33.135 --> 00:23:35.621
- I think you might be
feeding it too much.

563
00:23:35.690 --> 00:23:37.139
- Oh, my goodness.

564
00:23:37.208 --> 00:23:39.279
Oh, honey, oh.

565
00:23:39.348 --> 00:23:42.075
- Miss Felson says we have
to do Kennedy's play now.

566
00:23:42.144 --> 00:23:44.561
- What?
- What the hell?

567
00:23:44.630 --> 00:23:46.217
- What happened?

568
00:23:46.286 --> 00:23:48.530
- Okay, we can all bitch--
we can bitch later, all right?

569
00:23:48.599 --> 00:23:51.395
But we need to hold auditions,
and we're already behind.

570
00:23:51.464 --> 00:23:54.018
- May I?
- Yes, Honor?

571
00:23:54.087 --> 00:23:57.677
- Well, we could save some time
if we offered the role

572
00:23:57.746 --> 00:23:59.990
of the Duke to Travis Biggins.

573
00:24:00.059 --> 00:24:02.268
- What?
- Oh, the romantic lead.

574
00:24:02.337 --> 00:24:03.752
Why don't we just flush
the whole production

575
00:24:03.821 --> 00:24:05.271
down the toilet?

576
00:24:05.340 --> 00:24:07.169
- That guy gets cheered every
time he walks on a field.

577
00:24:07.238 --> 00:24:08.654
Why do we need
to give him more attention?

578
00:24:08.723 --> 00:24:11.380
- Well, 'cause we'd be getting
ourselves more attention.

579
00:24:11.450 --> 00:24:13.452
I mean, the girls love him.

580
00:24:13.521 --> 00:24:14.970
He's friends with everybody.

581
00:24:15.039 --> 00:24:16.627
Captain of the lacrosse team
might bring in

582
00:24:16.696 --> 00:24:18.146
a whole new audience.

583
00:24:18.215 --> 00:24:20.355
- You mean assholes?
- I don't judge people.

584
00:24:20.424 --> 00:24:21.805
- This is ridiculous.

585
00:24:21.874 --> 00:24:23.289
He's never done theater,
and we're gonna

586
00:24:23.358 --> 00:24:24.635
give him the lead?

587
00:24:24.704 --> 00:24:26.603
- Come on, Gary.
We can't just ignore our craft.

588
00:24:26.672 --> 00:24:27.880
- Oh, get off it, Todd.

589
00:24:27.949 --> 00:24:29.433
You've been in three plays
your entire life,

590
00:24:29.502 --> 00:24:30.641
two of them as Captain Hook.

591
00:24:30.710 --> 00:24:32.885
- You're not actually
considering this.

592
00:24:32.954 --> 00:24:36.336
- Well, we want
as big an audience

593
00:24:36.405 --> 00:24:37.579
as possible, don't we?

594
00:24:37.648 --> 00:24:39.132
- Yeah.

595
00:24:39.201 --> 00:24:40.927
- And wouldn't it
be nice to do a play

596
00:24:40.996 --> 00:24:44.966
for people besides the arts
kids and our parents?

597
00:24:45.035 --> 00:24:47.589
- I had a feeling Gary
might be open to this.

598
00:24:47.658 --> 00:24:49.211
If I'm right about Travis,

599
00:24:49.280 --> 00:24:51.697
Gary's probably known him
longer than I have.

600
00:24:51.766 --> 00:24:53.319
These are all pieces
of the puzzle.

601
00:24:53.388 --> 00:24:55.217
You'll begin to see
the full picture shortly.

602
00:24:55.286 --> 00:24:57.116
- Kennedy, what do you think?

603
00:24:59.290 --> 00:25:01.465
- Me?

604
00:25:01.534 --> 00:25:03.018
- Poor girl.

605
00:25:03.087 --> 00:25:05.089
With no warning at all,
for the first time in her life,

606
00:25:05.158 --> 00:25:06.539
someone asked her opinion.

607
00:25:06.608 --> 00:25:08.955
- What do you think
about Travis playing the Duke?

608
00:25:09.024 --> 00:25:11.820
- Uh, I don't know.

609
00:25:11.889 --> 00:25:13.650
♪ ♪

610
00:25:13.719 --> 00:25:16.031
Who's Travis?
- Okay, Honor?

611
00:25:16.100 --> 00:25:18.033
Honor, you're probably
the only person in this room

612
00:25:18.102 --> 00:25:20.415
who's ever spoken to him.

613
00:25:20.484 --> 00:25:22.624
Will you ask him?

614
00:25:22.693 --> 00:25:25.524
- In, out.

615
00:25:25.593 --> 00:25:28.699
In, out, in.

616
00:25:28.768 --> 00:25:30.114
- I don't know, guys.

617
00:25:30.183 --> 00:25:32.185
I've never really done
any acting before, so--

618
00:25:32.254 --> 00:25:34.912
- Oh, don't worry.
I'll help you.

619
00:25:34.981 --> 00:25:38.571
♪ ♪

620
00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:40.469
- This is very delicate.

621
00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:42.126
I need Travis in this play,

622
00:25:42.195 --> 00:25:44.508
but Gary has something
that I don't have,

623
00:25:44.577 --> 00:25:45.923
a penis.

624
00:25:45.992 --> 00:25:48.788
- Travis, say good night
to your boyfriend

625
00:25:48.857 --> 00:25:50.583
and come get on all fours.

626
00:25:50.652 --> 00:25:52.274
- I gotta go, guys.

627
00:25:52.343 --> 00:25:55.277
- First cast meeting
is tomorrow!

628
00:25:56.693 --> 00:25:58.971
- Line it up.
Let's go.

629
00:25:59.040 --> 00:26:01.007
- I've always wondered,
do you think Travis is--

630
00:26:01.076 --> 00:26:03.700
- Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

631
00:26:03.769 --> 00:26:05.425
- Let's go.
- Gay.

632
00:26:05.494 --> 00:26:11.052
♪ ♪

633
00:26:11.121 --> 00:26:14.124
- Now, at this stage
of the experiment,

634
00:26:14.193 --> 00:26:16.920
it's really important
to pay attention to the heat.

635
00:26:16.989 --> 00:26:18.956
Keep your eye on it.

636
00:26:19.025 --> 00:26:21.787
- Like a Weeping Angel.

637
00:26:21.856 --> 00:26:23.961
- What?

638
00:26:24.030 --> 00:26:25.687
- Oh, nothing.

639
00:26:25.756 --> 00:26:29.035
Weeping Angels are these aliens
in "Doctor Who."

640
00:26:29.104 --> 00:26:30.796
If you look away from them,
they'll kill you.

641
00:26:30.865 --> 00:26:32.142
- Yeah, I know.

642
00:26:32.211 --> 00:26:33.971
I just can't believe
you watch "Doctor Who."

643
00:26:35.179 --> 00:26:37.492
- I'm sorry.
Don't make fun of me.

644
00:26:37.561 --> 00:26:40.737
- No, no, no, I'm a fan.

645
00:26:40.806 --> 00:26:43.325
I don't make fun of people.

646
00:26:46.397 --> 00:26:48.089
- Who's your favorite doctor?

647
00:26:48.158 --> 00:26:49.815
Mine's...
both: Matt Smith.

648
00:26:49.884 --> 00:26:52.921
[both laugh]

649
00:26:52.990 --> 00:26:55.890
[soft music]

650
00:26:55.959 --> 00:27:02.759
♪ ♪

651
00:27:02.828 --> 00:27:05.347
- Oh--ah!
Michael, I'm sorry.

652
00:27:05.416 --> 00:27:07.108
- I'm so sorry.
- That's my fault.

653
00:27:07.177 --> 00:27:09.628
- No, that was mine.
That was mine.

654
00:27:09.697 --> 00:27:11.319
- We have a quiz tomorrow.

655
00:27:11.388 --> 00:27:14.253
This little encounter plus
what I have planned for tonight

656
00:27:14.322 --> 00:27:17.428
is the first wave
of my campaign.

657
00:27:17.497 --> 00:27:20.362
You see, the day Michael
became my lab partner,

658
00:27:20.431 --> 00:27:22.986
he requested to follow me on,
like, everything.

659
00:27:23.055 --> 00:27:24.850
I didn't jump
to welcome him in,

660
00:27:24.919 --> 00:27:27.715
but I know he's just waiting to
see all the hot pics I've got.

661
00:27:27.784 --> 00:27:28.923
That's not ego.

662
00:27:28.992 --> 00:27:30.994
That's just a statement
of fact.

663
00:27:31.063 --> 00:27:35.205
Now, I tap this button,

664
00:27:35.274 --> 00:27:38.415
and I picture
Michael sitting alone

665
00:27:38.484 --> 00:27:40.728
in his nerd cave
at his computer,

666
00:27:40.797 --> 00:27:44.421
studying for the midterm,
when he gets a notification.

667
00:27:44.490 --> 00:27:50.151
♪ ♪

668
00:27:50.220 --> 00:27:51.739
And instead of studying,

669
00:27:51.808 --> 00:27:55.190
he spends the evening
tugging his slug.

670
00:27:55.259 --> 00:27:57.227
Any girl who doesn't think
that's what goes on

671
00:27:57.296 --> 00:28:00.195
when a guy hits her up online
is kidding herself.

672
00:28:00.264 --> 00:28:03.302
- Beth, my favorite student.
You coming to my next show?

673
00:28:03.371 --> 00:28:04.924
They don't card, okay?
- No.

674
00:28:04.993 --> 00:28:06.788
All right.
Guys, come on.

675
00:28:06.857 --> 00:28:08.548
I'm gonna call your mom
and tell her you do drugs.

676
00:28:08.617 --> 00:28:11.897
Hey, no take backs!
No take backs!

677
00:28:11.966 --> 00:28:15.486
You want to hear some sick-ass
acoustic rock or what--no.

678
00:28:15.555 --> 00:28:17.385
'Sup, player,
you gonna come see my Dua Lipa,

679
00:28:17.454 --> 00:28:19.214
Ted Nugent mash-up, or what?

680
00:28:19.283 --> 00:28:20.871
No?
Honor.

681
00:28:20.940 --> 00:28:23.149
- Hi.
- Hey, hi.

682
00:28:23.218 --> 00:28:26.049
Whoa, ah, ah, ah.

683
00:28:26.118 --> 00:28:28.189
Classic us.

684
00:28:28.258 --> 00:28:29.846
You missed my big gig
last week.

685
00:28:29.915 --> 00:28:32.814
- Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin.
I've had a lot of work.

686
00:28:32.883 --> 00:28:35.299
- Well, you are in luck

687
00:28:35.368 --> 00:28:36.715
because I got
another one coming up.

688
00:28:36.784 --> 00:28:39.269
Bam, Sunday night.
Be there.

689
00:28:39.338 --> 00:28:41.927
- Ooh, I don't know.

690
00:28:41.996 --> 00:28:43.204
- What?

691
00:28:43.273 --> 00:28:44.481
Well, you don't wanna--

692
00:28:44.550 --> 00:28:46.794
you don't wanna
disappoint me, do you?

693
00:28:46.863 --> 00:28:51.177
♪ ♪

694
00:28:51.246 --> 00:28:52.627
I'm just kidding.

695
00:28:52.696 --> 00:28:55.147
You couldn't disappoint me,
unless you disappoint me.

696
00:28:55.216 --> 00:28:58.150
- [laughs]
Um...

697
00:28:58.219 --> 00:28:59.634
I'll be there.
- Yes!

698
00:28:59.703 --> 00:29:04.604
And I will get you backstage
after the show.

699
00:29:04.673 --> 00:29:06.779
- God, I'm gonna keep paying
for the fact

700
00:29:06.848 --> 00:29:09.920
I thought he was harmless.

701
00:29:09.989 --> 00:29:11.404
- Happy?

702
00:29:11.473 --> 00:29:13.717
- This looks like
a kid's Cinderella costume.

703
00:29:13.786 --> 00:29:15.063
- Sleeping Beauty.

704
00:29:15.132 --> 00:29:16.237
Some kid wore them
for Halloween,

705
00:29:16.306 --> 00:29:17.686
and their parents donated them.

706
00:29:17.756 --> 00:29:20.034
- These aren't the least bit
historically accurate.

707
00:29:20.103 --> 00:29:21.552
They're also awful.

708
00:29:21.621 --> 00:29:23.313
- Well, it's not like
anyone's giving us

709
00:29:23.382 --> 00:29:24.901
any money to buy
or even rent new ones,

710
00:29:24.970 --> 00:29:26.109
so we're stuck with these.

711
00:29:26.178 --> 00:29:27.731
- It's too bad.

712
00:29:27.800 --> 00:29:29.837
They do such a disservice to
the authenticity of the play.

713
00:29:29.906 --> 00:29:31.804
- We're not using these.

714
00:29:31.873 --> 00:29:33.668
They'll ruin everything.

715
00:29:33.737 --> 00:29:35.152
- What choice do we have?

716
00:29:35.221 --> 00:29:37.568
- Yeah, I mean, it's not like
we can make new ones.

717
00:29:37.637 --> 00:29:39.294
♪ ♪

718
00:29:39.363 --> 00:29:42.125
- I can.
- Hm?

719
00:29:42.194 --> 00:29:45.369
- I can make historically
accurate costumes.

720
00:29:45.438 --> 00:29:47.647
I do it all the time.

721
00:29:47.716 --> 00:29:49.201
- Well, yeah,
but not for a whole play

722
00:29:49.270 --> 00:29:51.030
that's in like three weeks.

723
00:29:51.099 --> 00:29:52.307
What about your schoolwork?

724
00:29:52.376 --> 00:29:53.861
- This is more important.

725
00:29:53.930 --> 00:29:55.690
- Starting to see the puzzle?

726
00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:57.243
- Okay, yes,
this is fine with me,

727
00:29:57.312 --> 00:29:58.797
but we need to get going
with auditions,

728
00:29:58.866 --> 00:30:00.902
and I think we're gonna need
to find another Duke, okay?

729
00:30:00.971 --> 00:30:03.594
- Nah, I don't think so.

730
00:30:03.663 --> 00:30:06.735
[slow music]

731
00:30:06.805 --> 00:30:08.358
♪ ♪

732
00:30:08.427 --> 00:30:11.361
- Hey, guys.
What's up?

733
00:30:11.430 --> 00:30:13.604
- Well, what are
you waiting for?

734
00:30:13.673 --> 00:30:15.020
Get your beautiful butt
in here.

735
00:30:15.089 --> 00:30:18.299
We got work to do.

736
00:30:18.368 --> 00:30:20.508
All right, everyone,
gather round.

737
00:30:20.577 --> 00:30:22.303
- I don't know
if any of you have

738
00:30:22.372 --> 00:30:24.132
ever baked bread from scratch.

739
00:30:24.201 --> 00:30:26.100
I used to do it
with my mom all the time.

740
00:30:26.169 --> 00:30:28.067
You have the recipe.

741
00:30:28.136 --> 00:30:29.586
You measure out
the ingredients,

742
00:30:29.655 --> 00:30:31.070
follow the instructions.

743
00:30:31.139 --> 00:30:33.141
Still, if it's the first time
you're making that bread,

744
00:30:33.210 --> 00:30:35.040
you have no idea
if it's gonna be delicious,

745
00:30:35.109 --> 00:30:36.973
let alone edible.

746
00:30:37.042 --> 00:30:41.080
Well, I think this bread
is going to be outstanding.

747
00:30:41.149 --> 00:30:43.531
Huh.

748
00:30:43.600 --> 00:30:46.016
♪ ♪

749
00:30:46.085 --> 00:30:48.916
[bell rings]

750
00:30:48.985 --> 00:30:51.470
- It's obviously not a
completely accurate recreation

751
00:30:51.539 --> 00:30:53.368
of Mary's coronation gown,
but it's as close

752
00:30:53.437 --> 00:30:55.612
an approximation
as I could make.

753
00:30:55.681 --> 00:30:58.926
- It's amazing, Kennedy.

754
00:30:58.995 --> 00:31:02.412
But, um, you look exhausted.

755
00:31:02.481 --> 00:31:04.897
- This is how I always look.

756
00:31:04.966 --> 00:31:08.280
- All right, everybody.
I need your essay assignments.

757
00:31:08.349 --> 00:31:10.730
Please, pass them forward.

758
00:31:12.077 --> 00:31:15.459
- That was due today?
- Yeah.

759
00:31:15.528 --> 00:31:17.668
Maybe you could
turn it in late.

760
00:31:17.737 --> 00:31:19.429
- Do people do that?

761
00:31:20.982 --> 00:31:23.088
- Yeah.

762
00:31:23.157 --> 00:31:25.055
♪ ♪

763
00:31:25.124 --> 00:31:27.230
- Here you go.
- Thanks.

764
00:31:27.299 --> 00:31:32.511
♪ ♪

765
00:31:32.580 --> 00:31:34.340
- What did you get
for number six?

766
00:31:34.409 --> 00:31:38.172
- Hmm, that's the last quiz
before the midterm.

767
00:31:38.241 --> 00:31:41.209
So going back
to the bread metaphor,

768
00:31:41.278 --> 00:31:45.489
I think this dough needs
a little more yeast.

769
00:31:45.558 --> 00:31:49.045
Hey, Michael, I was wondering,
what are you doing tonight?

770
00:31:49.114 --> 00:31:50.701
♪ ♪

771
00:31:50.770 --> 00:31:52.427
- Studying.

772
00:31:52.496 --> 00:31:55.120
- I know it's a big pain
in the ass,

773
00:31:55.189 --> 00:31:58.192
but would you be willing
to study with me?

774
00:31:58.261 --> 00:31:59.745
I've been having some trouble

775
00:31:59.814 --> 00:32:03.645
with the laws
governing chemical bonds.

776
00:32:03.714 --> 00:32:06.096
- Yeah, sure.
That sounds--sure.

777
00:32:06.165 --> 00:32:08.547
♪ ♪

778
00:32:10.204 --> 00:32:13.655
- You're probably wondering,
"How far is she willing to go?"

779
00:32:13.724 --> 00:32:18.281
The answer is not far
because I won't have to.

780
00:32:18.350 --> 00:32:19.834
[doorbell rings]

781
00:32:30.638 --> 00:32:32.605
- Is Honor here?

782
00:32:39.336 --> 00:32:41.683
- Hi, Michael.

783
00:32:43.547 --> 00:32:46.481
Okay, thanks, Dad.
Come in.

784
00:32:49.243 --> 00:32:50.934
- It's nice to meet you, sir.

785
00:32:51.003 --> 00:32:52.763
I like Burger Land a lot.

786
00:33:03.498 --> 00:33:08.572
- So covalent bonds
are transferred electrons.

787
00:33:08.641 --> 00:33:11.472
- No, actually,
um, they're shared.

788
00:33:11.541 --> 00:33:14.475
- Right.
- Ionic are transferred.

789
00:33:14.544 --> 00:33:17.029
- Right, right.

790
00:33:17.098 --> 00:33:19.135
Yeah, for some reason, I just--

791
00:33:19.204 --> 00:33:22.379
I can't keep that straight.

792
00:33:22.448 --> 00:33:29.559
♪ ♪

793
00:33:34.150 --> 00:33:37.049
Oh, this pen is out.

794
00:33:37.118 --> 00:33:44.229
♪ ♪

795
00:33:46.507 --> 00:33:49.234
Ugh, this one's no good.

796
00:33:49.303 --> 00:33:56.344
♪ ♪

797
00:34:13.154 --> 00:34:17.331
- You know,
you might break the tip off.

798
00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:20.161
- Oh, just one more.

799
00:34:20.230 --> 00:34:21.851
♪ ♪

800
00:34:21.920 --> 00:34:23.853
- [laughs]

801
00:34:23.922 --> 00:34:30.860
♪ ♪

802
00:34:35.141 --> 00:34:37.937
- So how'd you do
on that quiz yesterday?

803
00:34:39.560 --> 00:34:41.768
- I did okay.

804
00:34:41.838 --> 00:34:45.013
- I just squeaked
through myself.

805
00:34:49.016 --> 00:34:51.054
What?

806
00:34:51.123 --> 00:34:54.471
- Well...

807
00:34:54.540 --> 00:34:57.543
do you really need help
with chemistry?

808
00:34:57.612 --> 00:34:59.131
- What do you mean?

809
00:34:59.200 --> 00:35:01.340
- I just feel like you're
pretending not to know stuff

810
00:35:01.409 --> 00:35:04.516
that you already know.

811
00:35:06.483 --> 00:35:08.554
- I'm not.

812
00:35:08.623 --> 00:35:11.350
I really do need help.

813
00:35:12.834 --> 00:35:14.974
- I saw an A
on your quiz paper today.

814
00:35:18.046 --> 00:35:21.602
- Look, I'm sorry
I wasn't open with you.

815
00:35:21.671 --> 00:35:24.915
I just--I think
you're really smart,

816
00:35:24.984 --> 00:35:29.334
and sometimes, I feel kind
of stupid around you.

817
00:35:29.403 --> 00:35:31.267
Most people do.

818
00:35:31.336 --> 00:35:33.061
- I don't think
people feel stupid around me.

819
00:35:33.131 --> 00:35:34.787
I think people are just stupid
on their own.

820
00:35:36.272 --> 00:35:38.343
- [laughs]

821
00:35:38.412 --> 00:35:40.655
Asshole.

822
00:35:40.724 --> 00:35:42.795
- You know you're smart.

823
00:35:48.525 --> 00:35:51.597
This is a great book.

824
00:35:51.666 --> 00:35:53.772
- Really?
You've read it?

825
00:35:53.841 --> 00:35:55.256
- Yeah.

826
00:35:55.325 --> 00:35:56.602
You know,
I guess a part of it

827
00:35:56.671 --> 00:36:00.434
just feels kind of relatable.

828
00:36:00.503 --> 00:36:02.919
Feeling trapped
by your own society.

829
00:36:02.988 --> 00:36:05.646
Kind of wishing
for that better life.

830
00:36:05.715 --> 00:36:08.373
God, if I can just get
through this year.

831
00:36:08.442 --> 00:36:11.410
[soft music]

832
00:36:11.479 --> 00:36:14.172
♪ ♪

833
00:36:14.241 --> 00:36:16.691
- Knock, knock.

834
00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:20.350
Here's some hot chocolate
and pecan zucchini bread

835
00:36:20.419 --> 00:36:23.111
for you workaholics.

836
00:36:23.181 --> 00:36:25.079
- Thanks, Mom.
- Thanks, Mrs. Rose.

837
00:36:25.148 --> 00:36:27.530
- So...

838
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:28.910
- Michael.

839
00:36:28.979 --> 00:36:30.533
- Michael,
tell me about yourself.

840
00:36:30.602 --> 00:36:31.706
What do your parents do?

841
00:36:31.775 --> 00:36:33.018
- Mom, we're studying.

842
00:36:33.087 --> 00:36:34.606
- Well, he has
a minute to talk.

843
00:36:34.675 --> 00:36:37.264
Maybe I know his mother.
- I don't think you do.

844
00:36:37.333 --> 00:36:39.473
Sorry, this is delicious.

845
00:36:39.542 --> 00:36:41.475
- We'll study
at your house next time.

846
00:36:41.544 --> 00:36:43.166
- No.

847
00:36:43.235 --> 00:36:47.515
I mean, we're not going to get
snacks like that at my house.

848
00:36:47.584 --> 00:36:50.484
- See, Honor?
It's not so bad here.

849
00:36:50.553 --> 00:36:53.107
So, Michael--
- Mom.

850
00:36:53.176 --> 00:36:54.453
We have to get back to work.

851
00:36:54.522 --> 00:36:56.144
- All right, all right.

852
00:36:56.214 --> 00:36:58.975
Well, enjoy your snack.

853
00:37:01.011 --> 00:37:03.566
- Your mom seems nice.
- She's terrible.

854
00:37:03.635 --> 00:37:05.257
- [laughs]

855
00:37:05.326 --> 00:37:07.535
- [chuckles]

856
00:37:07.604 --> 00:37:09.710
- All right, give it to me.
- Oh.

857
00:37:09.779 --> 00:37:12.230
- Come on.
- All right, it's right here?

858
00:37:12.299 --> 00:37:13.852
- Follow him home?

859
00:37:13.921 --> 00:37:17.338
- Yes, I need you
to find out where he lives.

860
00:37:17.407 --> 00:37:20.307
I have the feeling he was
trying to hide something.

861
00:37:20.376 --> 00:37:23.551
And I can't do it
because I have play rehearsal.

862
00:37:23.620 --> 00:37:24.897
- No, you don't have
to explain.

863
00:37:24.966 --> 00:37:27.037
Whatever you need,
I'm here for you.

864
00:37:27.106 --> 00:37:28.591
- See you guys later.
Love you.

865
00:37:28.660 --> 00:37:29.626
both: Mean it.

866
00:37:29.695 --> 00:37:32.733
- Here you go.

867
00:37:32.802 --> 00:37:35.460
- Hey, boys, catch that?

868
00:37:35.529 --> 00:37:37.979
- Nice.

869
00:37:38.048 --> 00:37:41.224
- Wow, this is
really nice, Kennedy.

870
00:37:41.293 --> 00:37:43.399
- I couldn't find the right
upholstery for the throne,

871
00:37:43.468 --> 00:37:46.194
but the hydraulic lift
will be a showstopper, so...

872
00:37:46.264 --> 00:37:49.025
- Hydraulic?
- I'll show you later.

873
00:37:50.509 --> 00:37:53.132
- I can't believe you have
the time for all this.

874
00:37:53.201 --> 00:37:54.720
- I don't.

875
00:37:54.789 --> 00:37:56.481
If I fail English,
it's all because of you.

876
00:37:56.550 --> 00:37:59.277
- Well, I'm not sure
that that's my responsibility.

877
00:37:59.346 --> 00:38:01.589
- It was a joke.

878
00:38:01.658 --> 00:38:04.282
- Yeah, I know.
- I'm super funny.

879
00:38:05.835 --> 00:38:08.941
- Okay, breathe with me.

880
00:38:11.634 --> 00:38:14.706
Now, let's try this again.

881
00:38:14.775 --> 00:38:16.673
[upbeat music]

882
00:38:16.742 --> 00:38:19.297
- I'm the rightful ruler
of England.

883
00:38:19.366 --> 00:38:20.953
I'm not going to walk away

884
00:38:21.022 --> 00:38:22.645
from what this throne
will give me.

885
00:38:22.714 --> 00:38:25.026
- But, Mary, I love you.

886
00:38:25.095 --> 00:38:28.513
- Now, take her in your arms.

887
00:38:28.582 --> 00:38:32.240
♪ ♪

888
00:38:32.310 --> 00:38:35.451
- Do you love
the throne more than me?

889
00:38:35.520 --> 00:38:38.661
- Men don't have to choose
between love and power.

890
00:38:38.730 --> 00:38:41.008
Why must a woman?
- No, no, no, Grace, come on.

891
00:38:41.077 --> 00:38:42.492
Throw yourself
into his embrace, okay?

892
00:38:42.561 --> 00:38:43.804
You love this guy, okay?

893
00:38:43.873 --> 00:38:45.392
You'd let him do anything
to you, even butt stuff.

894
00:38:45.461 --> 00:38:47.221
Come on.

895
00:38:47.290 --> 00:38:49.085
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga.

896
00:38:49.154 --> 00:38:51.087
♪ ♪

897
00:38:51.156 --> 00:38:54.746
- Men don't have to choose
between love and power.

898
00:38:54.815 --> 00:38:56.368
Why must a woman?
- Oh, my God, no, come on.

899
00:38:56.437 --> 00:39:01.304
Get out of my way.
Okay, now, watch this.

900
00:39:01.373 --> 00:39:07.137
♪ ♪

901
00:39:07.206 --> 00:39:10.555
Men don't have to choose
between love and power.

902
00:39:10.624 --> 00:39:12.833
Why must a woman?

903
00:39:12.902 --> 00:39:15.145
♪ ♪

904
00:39:15.214 --> 00:39:17.700
- Sometimes,
life gives you lemons,

905
00:39:17.769 --> 00:39:20.254
and sometimes life
just hands you a lemonade

906
00:39:20.323 --> 00:39:22.152
with a really cute umbrella
sticking out of it

907
00:39:22.221 --> 00:39:25.293
and a mini biscotti
on the side, no charge.

908
00:39:25.363 --> 00:39:28.607
♪ ♪

909
00:39:28.676 --> 00:39:29.884
- What is this?

910
00:39:29.953 --> 00:39:31.679
The stupid fucking
asshole show?

911
00:39:31.748 --> 00:39:33.509
- Oh, shit.
- Are you okay?

912
00:39:33.578 --> 00:39:35.407
- Yeah, I'm fine.

913
00:39:35.476 --> 00:39:38.099
It's just my ego and my coccyx.

914
00:39:38.168 --> 00:39:39.825
- Did you just say
you broke your cock?

915
00:39:39.894 --> 00:39:42.069
- No, it's coccyx.

916
00:39:42.138 --> 00:39:44.071
It's the bottom
of your backbone.

917
00:39:44.140 --> 00:39:47.315
- All right, then,
Romeo, you got practice.

918
00:39:47.385 --> 00:39:49.973
- Sorry, dad.
I got to go, man, sorry.

919
00:39:53.632 --> 00:39:56.635
- Coccyx.

920
00:39:56.704 --> 00:39:59.569
- Mind your business, slut.

921
00:39:59.638 --> 00:40:01.778
♪ ♪

922
00:40:01.847 --> 00:40:04.402
- Ew, this place
is so cringey.

923
00:40:04.471 --> 00:40:06.300
- Yeah, I can't believe
he lives here.

924
00:40:06.369 --> 00:40:08.198
- If we're kidnapped
or murdered,

925
00:40:08.267 --> 00:40:11.616
they'll know where we were last
based on that cell tower.

926
00:40:11.685 --> 00:40:14.032
It was
on a "True Crime" podcast.

927
00:40:14.101 --> 00:40:15.758
- Come on, hopefully,
he lives on this street,

928
00:40:15.827 --> 00:40:18.139
and we can go home and--

929
00:40:18.208 --> 00:40:19.831
♪ ♪

930
00:40:19.900 --> 00:40:22.420
Where'd he go?

931
00:40:22.489 --> 00:40:25.181
- I don't know.

932
00:40:25.250 --> 00:40:30.255
- ♪ I'll stop time for you ♪

933
00:40:30.324 --> 00:40:35.363
♪ The second you'd say
you'd like me to ♪

934
00:40:35.433 --> 00:40:37.193
♪ ♪

935
00:40:37.262 --> 00:40:39.989
♪ I just want to give you the
loving that you're missing ♪

936
00:40:40.058 --> 00:40:42.543
♪ Baby, just
to wake up with you ♪

937
00:40:42.612 --> 00:40:43.924
♪ Would be everything I need ♪

938
00:40:43.993 --> 00:40:45.822
♪ And this could
be so different ♪

939
00:40:45.891 --> 00:40:48.100
♪ Tell me what you want to do ♪

940
00:40:48.169 --> 00:40:51.414
♪ 'Cause I know I can
treat you better ♪

941
00:40:51.483 --> 00:40:57.006
♪ Better, better,
better than he can ♪

942
00:40:59.836 --> 00:41:02.080
Thank you so much.

943
00:41:02.149 --> 00:41:06.118
And a special shout-out
to one special girl.

944
00:41:06.187 --> 00:41:08.362
This one's also
for you, blondie.

945
00:41:08.431 --> 00:41:10.260
- [sighs]

946
00:41:10.329 --> 00:41:14.817
- Hey, how about
I buy you a drink?

947
00:41:14.886 --> 00:41:16.404
- No, thanks.

948
00:41:16.474 --> 00:41:17.992
- Sure?

949
00:41:18.061 --> 00:41:20.305
Nothing I can get you?

950
00:41:20.374 --> 00:41:22.307
♪ ♪

951
00:41:22.376 --> 00:41:26.242
- Well, actually,
you do have something I want.

952
00:41:26.311 --> 00:41:27.830
- What's that?

953
00:41:27.899 --> 00:41:29.970
- Those roofies you were
going to put in the drink

954
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:31.696
you were going to buy me.

955
00:41:31.765 --> 00:41:33.698
- I wasn't going--

956
00:41:33.767 --> 00:41:35.423
- Ah-ah-ah, and them over.

957
00:41:35.493 --> 00:41:37.391
I'm underage,
so you want to do what I say,

958
00:41:37.460 --> 00:41:39.635
and then get the hell away
from me as fast as you can.

959
00:41:39.704 --> 00:41:43.570
- ♪ Stole my heart and soul ♪

960
00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:45.779
- Rohypnol, roofies.

961
00:41:45.848 --> 00:41:47.366
Serious stuff.

962
00:41:47.435 --> 00:41:49.852
I had no proof
he was gonna drug me.

963
00:41:49.921 --> 00:41:51.681
I was just taking
my father's advice,

964
00:41:51.750 --> 00:41:53.752
which he gives me
at every opportunity.

965
00:41:53.821 --> 00:41:56.444
[as father] Never take
a drink from a strange guy.

966
00:41:56.514 --> 00:41:58.101
Guys are assholes.

967
00:41:58.170 --> 00:41:59.862
They're worse than assholes.

968
00:41:59.931 --> 00:42:01.864
They are
the stank on assholes,

969
00:42:01.933 --> 00:42:03.624
even the nice ones.

970
00:42:03.693 --> 00:42:09.319
- ♪ That's why you're mine ♪

971
00:42:09.388 --> 00:42:16.326
♪ ♪

972
00:42:17.293 --> 00:42:19.295
Thanks for the beer, Honor.

973
00:42:19.364 --> 00:42:21.539
How'd you get the bartender
to give you one anyways?

974
00:42:21.608 --> 00:42:23.541
- Oh, I said it was for you.

975
00:42:23.610 --> 00:42:25.957
- Well, you are so grown-up

976
00:42:26.026 --> 00:42:27.993
they'd probably give it
to you anyways.

977
00:42:28.062 --> 00:42:29.926
They probably thought
we were a couple, you know?

978
00:42:29.995 --> 00:42:31.583
Because we look like
we're the same age.

979
00:42:31.652 --> 00:42:33.585
- You are so much more mature.

980
00:42:33.654 --> 00:42:35.863
- Yeah, but I have
to be a tight-ass at work,

981
00:42:35.932 --> 00:42:37.278
you know what I mean?

982
00:42:37.347 --> 00:42:39.936
I come here,
and I get on that stage,

983
00:42:40.005 --> 00:42:42.456
and I cannot control
my younger self.

984
00:42:42.525 --> 00:42:44.113
He just wants to burst out.

985
00:42:44.182 --> 00:42:46.391
He just wants to rock on,
you know?

986
00:42:46.460 --> 00:42:49.083
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was wild.

987
00:42:49.152 --> 00:42:51.810
- It was crazy though, right?

988
00:42:51.879 --> 00:42:57.436
I enjoy making music
for you, Honor.

989
00:42:57.505 --> 00:43:00.474
[tense music]

990
00:43:00.543 --> 00:43:04.547
♪ ♪

991
00:43:04.616 --> 00:43:07.619
I am gonna give you
a ride home, little lady.

992
00:43:07.688 --> 00:43:09.000
Oh!

993
00:43:09.069 --> 00:43:12.382
- Oh, Mr. Calvin, are you okay?

994
00:43:12.451 --> 00:43:19.389
♪ ♪

995
00:43:21.081 --> 00:43:24.084
I didn't like doing that.
Stuff's scary.

996
00:43:24.153 --> 00:43:27.190
But I couldn't risk
el creep-o making a move.

997
00:43:27.259 --> 00:43:30.055
He seemed fine,
just really drowsy.

998
00:43:30.124 --> 00:43:35.647
♪ ♪

999
00:43:35.716 --> 00:43:38.408
I put him somewhere safe.

1000
00:43:38.477 --> 00:43:40.928
- [snoring]

1001
00:43:40.997 --> 00:43:43.172
[kids laughing]

1002
00:43:43.241 --> 00:43:46.900
[hazard lights clicking]

1003
00:43:46.969 --> 00:43:48.591
- Is he dead?

1004
00:43:48.660 --> 00:43:50.973
- If he was dead,
he wouldn't be snoring.

1005
00:43:53.976 --> 00:43:55.563
- Hi, we're live,

1006
00:43:55.633 --> 00:43:58.670
and we're helping
the economically disadvantaged

1007
00:43:58.739 --> 00:44:01.500
and it makes me feel so good.

1008
00:44:01.569 --> 00:44:04.987
We love the economically
disadvantaged.

1009
00:44:05.056 --> 00:44:07.783
- So you didn't find out
where Dipnicky lives.

1010
00:44:07.852 --> 00:44:09.750
- Somewhere on the other side
of the factory.

1011
00:44:09.819 --> 00:44:11.683
- Yeah, it was so gross.

1012
00:44:11.752 --> 00:44:13.651
- Em, you're still live.

1013
00:44:13.720 --> 00:44:15.376
- Damn it.

1014
00:44:15.445 --> 00:44:17.620
- That tells me
a little something.

1015
00:44:17.689 --> 00:44:20.243
Maybe why he doesn't want
to study at his house.

1016
00:44:20.312 --> 00:44:22.280
Although,
a struggling family in the city

1017
00:44:22.349 --> 00:44:25.145
isn't exactly uncommon.

1018
00:44:25.214 --> 00:44:27.595
I need you guys
to do something for me.

1019
00:44:27.665 --> 00:44:30.081
It's much more important.
- Anything.

1020
00:44:30.150 --> 00:44:31.599
- Anything.

1021
00:44:31.669 --> 00:44:34.706
[upbeat music]

1022
00:44:34.775 --> 00:44:41.540
♪ ♪

1023
00:44:45.130 --> 00:44:47.719
- Yo, let's get a sandy, huh?
- I'm in.

1024
00:44:47.788 --> 00:44:52.413
♪ ♪

1025
00:44:52.482 --> 00:44:54.761
- You guys have
such great boyfriends.

1026
00:44:54.830 --> 00:44:57.142
I'm so jealous.
- Diesel's not my boyfriend.

1027
00:44:57.211 --> 00:44:59.144
♪ ♪

1028
00:44:59.213 --> 00:45:02.492
I mean, in comparison
to Travis and Christine,

1029
00:45:02.561 --> 00:45:03.873
I mean,
there's just no comparison.

1030
00:45:03.942 --> 00:45:05.944
- Yeah, they're meant to be.

1031
00:45:06.013 --> 00:45:08.498
- Well, I just know
that he loves me.

1032
00:45:08.567 --> 00:45:11.605
- Wow, I'm so glad
you're so confident.

1033
00:45:11.674 --> 00:45:13.434
If Diesel was making out
with other girls on stage,

1034
00:45:13.503 --> 00:45:14.919
I wouldn't know how to take it.

1035
00:45:14.988 --> 00:45:16.472
- Yeah, if Diesel was making
out in front of everybody,

1036
00:45:16.541 --> 00:45:18.370
it would be so humiliating
to Talia.

1037
00:45:18.439 --> 00:45:20.027
- But he isn't.
- But it would be.

1038
00:45:20.096 --> 00:45:22.443
- Wait.

1039
00:45:22.512 --> 00:45:24.963
Travis is, uh,
making out in the play?

1040
00:45:25.032 --> 00:45:27.103
Who with?
- Grace.

1041
00:45:27.172 --> 00:45:28.726
She's playing the queen.

1042
00:45:28.795 --> 00:45:30.417
- Yeah, she's cute,

1043
00:45:30.486 --> 00:45:31.867
but she's not
as beautiful as you.

1044
00:45:31.936 --> 00:45:33.731
- Yeah, and Travis wouldn't go
for someone that slutty.

1045
00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:35.525
- Bestie selfie!

1046
00:45:35.594 --> 00:45:42.498
♪ ♪

1047
00:45:43.706 --> 00:45:45.501
- My girlfriend wants me
to quit the play.

1048
00:45:45.570 --> 00:45:47.089
- What?

1049
00:45:47.158 --> 00:45:49.850
- As I said, Talia and Emma
are not completely useless.

1050
00:45:49.919 --> 00:45:51.196
- What's her problem?

1051
00:45:51.265 --> 00:45:52.508
- She doesn't want me
making out with Grace.

1052
00:45:52.577 --> 00:45:54.441
- Well, then
we'll just recast her.

1053
00:45:54.510 --> 00:45:56.236
Kennedy, text Grace she's out.

1054
00:45:56.305 --> 00:45:58.307
- I don't have her number.

1055
00:45:58.376 --> 00:46:00.550
I don't have anyone's number.

1056
00:46:00.619 --> 00:46:02.414
- Who the hell can we get this
late who can learn the part?

1057
00:46:02.483 --> 00:46:03.588
- Well, it doesn't matter.

1058
00:46:03.657 --> 00:46:04.762
I mean,
she's gonna have a problem

1059
00:46:04.831 --> 00:46:06.211
with me kissing any girl.

1060
00:46:06.280 --> 00:46:09.007
- Well, what are
we going to do?

1061
00:46:09.076 --> 00:46:10.491
- Well, I'm not giving up.

1062
00:46:10.560 --> 00:46:11.803
I'll be honest
with you, Travis,

1063
00:46:11.872 --> 00:46:14.357
I really didn't think
you were gonna work out,

1064
00:46:14.426 --> 00:46:16.359
but you're really good
in this part.

1065
00:46:16.428 --> 00:46:18.845
- Thanks,
but it's just as well.

1066
00:46:18.914 --> 00:46:20.605
I mean, I have a couple
big midterms coming up,

1067
00:46:20.674 --> 00:46:22.331
and between practice
and the play,

1068
00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:23.815
my grades have
already taken a hit.

1069
00:46:23.884 --> 00:46:26.922
- I have to time
this just right.

1070
00:46:26.991 --> 00:46:28.509
We have to pack it in.

1071
00:46:28.578 --> 00:46:30.684
I mean, we can't recast anyway.

1072
00:46:30.753 --> 00:46:32.099
The only one who knows
the part well enough

1073
00:46:32.168 --> 00:46:34.308
is you, Gary.

1074
00:46:34.377 --> 00:46:36.863
- That's a great idea.

1075
00:46:36.932 --> 00:46:39.313
Gary should play Mary.

1076
00:46:39.382 --> 00:46:42.178
It would be an homage
to the Elizabethan tradition

1077
00:46:42.247 --> 00:46:43.593
of men portraying women.

1078
00:46:43.662 --> 00:46:45.906
- Oh, my God,
check out the unexpected assist

1079
00:46:45.975 --> 00:46:47.632
from Kennedy.

1080
00:46:47.701 --> 00:46:49.047
They grow up so fast.

1081
00:46:49.116 --> 00:46:51.360
- Wait, but wouldn't people--

1082
00:46:51.429 --> 00:46:53.845
no offense,
but I feel like this is

1083
00:46:53.914 --> 00:46:55.571
not usually like what they do.

1084
00:46:55.640 --> 00:46:58.505
- Well, it might be a little
controversial around here,

1085
00:46:58.574 --> 00:47:00.576
and that'll get people
to show up.

1086
00:47:00.645 --> 00:47:03.441
- I won't do it if you're
not comfortable with it.

1087
00:47:03.510 --> 00:47:05.788
- Well, I mean,
it kind of fixes my problem.

1088
00:47:05.857 --> 00:47:07.134
I mean,
Christine's not gonna think

1089
00:47:07.203 --> 00:47:09.205
I'm cheating with you, right?

1090
00:47:09.274 --> 00:47:11.069
- Right.
- Right.

1091
00:47:11.138 --> 00:47:12.346
- Right.

1092
00:47:12.415 --> 00:47:13.796
[whistle blows]

1093
00:47:13.865 --> 00:47:15.936
- Song club's over, Travis!
You've got practice!

1094
00:47:16.005 --> 00:47:17.800
- Sorry, Dad, I'm coming.

1095
00:47:17.869 --> 00:47:19.526
- Come on now!

1096
00:47:19.595 --> 00:47:21.148
Hup, two,
come on, let's go!

1097
00:47:21.217 --> 00:47:22.460
Let's go.

1098
00:47:22.529 --> 00:47:24.496
- Okay, who's down for bowling?

1099
00:47:24.565 --> 00:47:26.913
- Sounds fun, but I can't.

1100
00:47:26.982 --> 00:47:28.846
- Kennedy, what about you?

1101
00:47:28.915 --> 00:47:31.434
- I--I--

1102
00:47:31.503 --> 00:47:33.747
I don't know how to bowl.

1103
00:47:33.816 --> 00:47:37.440
- I'll teach you.
It'll be glorious.

1104
00:47:37.509 --> 00:47:39.891
- Okay.

1105
00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:42.514
Fine, but I'm not wearing
those gross bowling shoes.

1106
00:47:42.583 --> 00:47:43.861
- Okay, come on,
we're all wearing

1107
00:47:43.930 --> 00:47:45.138
the gross bowling shoes.

1108
00:47:45.207 --> 00:47:47.002
- A social dividend
for Kennedy.

1109
00:47:47.071 --> 00:47:49.073
She deserves it.

1110
00:47:49.142 --> 00:47:51.938
Oh, hey, Mr. Calvin.

1111
00:47:52.007 --> 00:47:54.285
Great show last night.

1112
00:47:54.354 --> 00:47:58.634
- Uh, you came
to my show, right?

1113
00:47:58.703 --> 00:48:00.947
- Yeah, yeah,
it was so much fun.

1114
00:48:01.016 --> 00:48:03.950
And thanks for driving me home.
- Oh, good.

1115
00:48:04.019 --> 00:48:06.607
Okay, I got you home?
- Of course you did.

1116
00:48:06.676 --> 00:48:08.747
Looks like you
had a wild night.

1117
00:48:08.816 --> 00:48:11.440
Stole some phones from some
lobbies and gave them back?

1118
00:48:11.509 --> 00:48:13.718
- [chuckles]
Yeah, wild.

1119
00:48:13.787 --> 00:48:17.618
♪ ♪

1120
00:48:17.687 --> 00:48:20.863
- Wow, that stuff
really screws you up,

1121
00:48:20.932 --> 00:48:23.038
but back to priorities.

1122
00:48:23.107 --> 00:48:27.835
♪ ♪

1123
00:48:27.905 --> 00:48:29.976
[cell phone buzzes]

1124
00:48:30.045 --> 00:48:33.703
♪ ♪

1125
00:48:33.772 --> 00:48:35.671
[phone dings]

1126
00:48:35.740 --> 00:48:38.018
♪ ♪

1127
00:48:38.087 --> 00:48:40.365
- All right, let's do this.

1128
00:48:40.434 --> 00:48:47.579
♪ ♪

1129
00:48:55.346 --> 00:48:57.037
I have to admit,
it's hard for me

1130
00:48:57.106 --> 00:48:59.902
to accept I haven't been enough
to distract him.

1131
00:48:59.971 --> 00:49:02.905
I really need
to get the upper hand.

1132
00:49:02.974 --> 00:49:09.877
♪ ♪

1133
00:49:12.708 --> 00:49:14.227
- Hi, guys.

1134
00:49:15.953 --> 00:49:17.747
It looks nice.

1135
00:49:17.816 --> 00:49:19.784
- How was school?

1136
00:49:19.853 --> 00:49:22.269
- Good.

1137
00:49:22.338 --> 00:49:24.064
- How did you do on your test?

1138
00:49:24.133 --> 00:49:25.721
- I did okay.
- Yeah?

1139
00:49:25.790 --> 00:49:27.136
I got a treat for you.
- Yeah?

1140
00:49:27.205 --> 00:49:28.551
- It'll be great.
- Uh-oh.

1141
00:49:28.620 --> 00:49:30.243
- Oh, yeah, chocolate cake.
I know you love it.

1142
00:49:30.312 --> 00:49:31.934
- Yeah, yeah.

1143
00:49:32.003 --> 00:49:34.902
[tense music]

1144
00:49:34.972 --> 00:49:39.424
♪ ♪

1145
00:49:39.493 --> 00:49:41.633
- Good day on the grill, Dad?

1146
00:49:41.702 --> 00:49:43.463
- Today was deliveries.
- Oh.

1147
00:49:43.532 --> 00:49:46.431
- Hey, is that nerd coming
to study with you again?

1148
00:49:46.500 --> 00:49:50.021
- He's not a nerd.
- All right, all right.

1149
00:49:50.090 --> 00:49:52.092
I don't care.

1150
00:49:52.161 --> 00:49:59.272
♪ ♪

1151
00:50:09.523 --> 00:50:12.112
- I'm not obsessed
with him or anything,

1152
00:50:12.181 --> 00:50:13.976
just trying to figure him out.

1153
00:50:14.045 --> 00:50:17.669
- Honor, Michael's here!
- Okay, thanks!

1154
00:50:19.292 --> 00:50:22.743
[footsteps approaching]

1155
00:50:25.539 --> 00:50:28.646
- Hi.
- Hi.

1156
00:50:31.580 --> 00:50:34.169
- What?
- Nothing.

1157
00:50:34.997 --> 00:50:39.036
- All right, well,
midterm is only in a few days.

1158
00:50:39.105 --> 00:50:41.659
We should probably get to work.

1159
00:50:41.728 --> 00:50:45.318
- Uh, right.
Yeah, of course.

1160
00:50:45.387 --> 00:50:48.424
Let's get to work.

1161
00:50:52.187 --> 00:50:54.016
- Something's wrong.

1162
00:50:54.085 --> 00:50:56.191
- Nothing's wrong.

1163
00:50:56.260 --> 00:50:57.778
- Are you sure?

1164
00:50:57.847 --> 00:50:59.746
- Yes.

1165
00:50:59.815 --> 00:51:01.851
Yeah.

1166
00:51:15.486 --> 00:51:17.384
- "I wait.

1167
00:51:17.453 --> 00:51:19.697
"I compose myself.

1168
00:51:19.766 --> 00:51:23.010
"Myself is the thing
I must now compose,

1169
00:51:23.080 --> 00:51:25.358
"as one composes a speech.

1170
00:51:25.427 --> 00:51:27.843
"What I must present
is a made thing,

1171
00:51:27.912 --> 00:51:29.845
not something born."

1172
00:51:29.914 --> 00:51:33.193
[soft music]

1173
00:51:33.262 --> 00:51:35.402
- [chuckles]

1174
00:51:35.471 --> 00:51:38.025
It goes both ways.

1175
00:51:38.095 --> 00:51:40.407
♪ ♪

1176
00:51:40.476 --> 00:51:43.824
- You followed me home?

1177
00:51:43.893 --> 00:51:46.862
- I wanted to know
what you were hiding.

1178
00:51:46.931 --> 00:51:52.833
♪ ♪

1179
00:51:52.902 --> 00:51:55.491
- I don't really like
telling people this.

1180
00:51:55.560 --> 00:51:57.390
♪ ♪

1181
00:51:57.459 --> 00:51:59.357
- I can keep a secret.

1182
00:51:59.426 --> 00:52:02.774
♪ ♪

1183
00:52:02.843 --> 00:52:05.398
- I live in a foster home.

1184
00:52:05.467 --> 00:52:08.090
That's my mom, my foster mom.

1185
00:52:08.159 --> 00:52:11.266
- I'm so sorry.
- No, don't, don't.

1186
00:52:11.335 --> 00:52:13.716
Don't worry about it.
Seriously, she's the best.

1187
00:52:13.785 --> 00:52:16.029
Unfortunately,
she can't really afford

1188
00:52:16.098 --> 00:52:17.617
to send me to college,

1189
00:52:17.686 --> 00:52:21.414
so we should probably get
back to work

1190
00:52:21.483 --> 00:52:23.416
because I need a scholarship,

1191
00:52:23.485 --> 00:52:25.280
and preferably one
for a good enough school,

1192
00:52:25.349 --> 00:52:28.766
so I don't have to come back
to this shit hole.

1193
00:52:28.835 --> 00:52:31.009
- [chuckles]

1194
00:52:31.078 --> 00:52:36.567
Yeah, if you come back here,
you'll be trapped.

1195
00:52:36.636 --> 00:52:41.503
You'll be ugly
and forgotten like this town.

1196
00:52:41.572 --> 00:52:44.195
- Yeah, you get it.

1197
00:52:44.264 --> 00:52:46.093
- I do.

1198
00:52:46.163 --> 00:52:52.030
♪ ♪

1199
00:52:52.099 --> 00:52:54.619
- Knock, knock.

1200
00:52:54.688 --> 00:52:59.693
I've got some hot chocolate
and Polish babka.

1201
00:52:59.762 --> 00:53:02.420
It's like
a Jewish chocolate bread.

1202
00:53:02.489 --> 00:53:05.389
- Sounds delicious, Mrs. Rose.

1203
00:53:05.458 --> 00:53:07.839
- So how's it going?

1204
00:53:07.908 --> 00:53:10.601
No funny business, I hope.

1205
00:53:10.670 --> 00:53:12.844
- Mom, we're studying.

1206
00:53:12.913 --> 00:53:14.881
- Okay.

1207
00:53:21.612 --> 00:53:24.718
- Well, all right.

1208
00:53:24.787 --> 00:53:29.067
Uh, no funny business.

1209
00:53:29.136 --> 00:53:31.622
- [chuckles]

1210
00:53:31.691 --> 00:53:34.694
- Mary, your life is in danger.

1211
00:53:34.763 --> 00:53:38.076
I must spirit you
away from England.

1212
00:53:38.145 --> 00:53:42.978
- Oh dear, sweet Philip,
don't you see?

1213
00:53:43.047 --> 00:53:45.532
This is who I am.

1214
00:53:45.601 --> 00:53:49.502
I won't let them take what I've
strived for my entire life.

1215
00:53:49.571 --> 00:53:54.161
I have worked too hard
and too long.

1216
00:53:54.231 --> 00:53:56.302
- Well, what of us?

1217
00:53:56.371 --> 00:53:59.097
♪ ♪

1218
00:53:59.166 --> 00:54:02.204
- The world is not ready
to accept our love.

1219
00:54:02.273 --> 00:54:04.379
♪ ♪

1220
00:54:04.448 --> 00:54:07.313
- Gary is such a good actor.

1221
00:54:07.382 --> 00:54:12.041
♪ ♪

1222
00:54:12.110 --> 00:54:14.285
- Okay, let's take five,
everyone.

1223
00:54:14.354 --> 00:54:16.770
- Got it.

1224
00:54:20.774 --> 00:54:22.569
That's really cool.

1225
00:54:22.638 --> 00:54:25.814
- Travis needs
to work on his accent.

1226
00:54:25.883 --> 00:54:29.058
- Well, I hope a lot
of people get to see it anyway.

1227
00:54:29.127 --> 00:54:32.303
- Well, the livestreaming will
have a pretty big audience.

1228
00:54:32.372 --> 00:54:34.029
- Livestreaming?

1229
00:54:34.098 --> 00:54:35.893
- After we cast Gary
in the role of Mary,

1230
00:54:35.962 --> 00:54:39.621
I contacted
a few LGBTQ+ organizations.

1231
00:54:39.690 --> 00:54:41.278
One of them offered
to provide the equipment

1232
00:54:41.347 --> 00:54:42.831
and website hosting.

1233
00:54:42.900 --> 00:54:46.179
They get like 10,000 visitors
to their website every day.

1234
00:54:46.248 --> 00:54:48.457
- Holy shit.

1235
00:54:48.526 --> 00:54:51.011
Holy shit.

1236
00:54:51.080 --> 00:54:52.703
- Hey, Kennedy.

1237
00:54:52.772 --> 00:54:54.636
Ooh, I love the top,
the flowers.

1238
00:54:54.705 --> 00:54:56.603
They're just everywhere.

1239
00:54:56.672 --> 00:54:58.260
Mr. Calvin asked me
to let you know

1240
00:54:58.329 --> 00:55:00.366
that he wants
to see you in his office.

1241
00:55:00.435 --> 00:55:02.575
- Thank you.

1242
00:55:04.473 --> 00:55:06.958
[upbeat music]

1243
00:55:07.027 --> 00:55:08.891
- Hey.

1244
00:55:08.960 --> 00:55:11.169
- So I heard him saying
that he was looking for her,

1245
00:55:11.238 --> 00:55:12.999
and I volunteered
to come and tell you.

1246
00:55:13.068 --> 00:55:14.863
- You know what it's about?

1247
00:55:14.932 --> 00:55:16.899
- Um, he didn't say,

1248
00:55:16.968 --> 00:55:20.627
but he seemed
like super serious.

1249
00:55:20.696 --> 00:55:22.940
- Okay.

1250
00:55:23.009 --> 00:55:25.356
Love you.
- Mean it.

1251
00:55:25.425 --> 00:55:28.877
♪ ♪

1252
00:55:28.946 --> 00:55:33.088
- Um, Honor, can I talk
to you for a second?

1253
00:55:33.157 --> 00:55:36.643
- Uh, sure, yeah.

1254
00:55:42.684 --> 00:55:45.376
- Um...

1255
00:55:45.445 --> 00:55:47.309
- That was a great scene.

1256
00:55:47.378 --> 00:55:51.037
- Yeah, that was really fun.
It was actually really fun.

1257
00:55:53.108 --> 00:55:55.352
I...

1258
00:55:55.421 --> 00:55:57.423
- Something wrong?

1259
00:55:57.492 --> 00:55:59.770
- No, not really.

1260
00:55:59.839 --> 00:56:04.809
I just, um...

1261
00:56:04.878 --> 00:56:07.709
- Everything okay
with you and Christine?

1262
00:56:07.778 --> 00:56:10.332
- Yeah, no, it's perfect.
We're perfect.

1263
00:56:10.401 --> 00:56:11.851
It's all perfect, you know?

1264
00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:15.061
We're doing sex stuff,
you know?

1265
00:56:15.130 --> 00:56:16.752
- [chuckles]

1266
00:56:18.375 --> 00:56:20.791
Are you having trouble
with the play?

1267
00:56:20.860 --> 00:56:22.827
- No, no, no, no, no.

1268
00:56:22.896 --> 00:56:24.967
No, the play
has actually been, like,

1269
00:56:25.036 --> 00:56:26.624
a really amazing thing
in my life.

1270
00:56:26.693 --> 00:56:28.833
I feel like it's been hard
for me to really concentrate

1271
00:56:28.902 --> 00:56:31.595
on anything else.

1272
00:56:31.664 --> 00:56:33.735
- That could be bad
for your grades.

1273
00:56:33.804 --> 00:56:35.564
- Oh, I don't care about that.

1274
00:56:35.633 --> 00:56:39.085
See, it's like the play,

1275
00:56:39.154 --> 00:56:43.434
not even in the play,
but just around the play,

1276
00:56:43.503 --> 00:56:47.334
I feel like
I'm finally getting to be me

1277
00:56:47.404 --> 00:56:50.545
for the first time.

1278
00:56:50.614 --> 00:56:53.617
It's weird.

1279
00:56:53.686 --> 00:56:57.310
- That sounds like
it's a good thing.

1280
00:56:57.379 --> 00:56:58.863
- Yeah, no it is.

1281
00:56:58.932 --> 00:57:01.832
It's a good thing.
It's definitely a good thing.

1282
00:57:03.868 --> 00:57:09.184
I just--I don't think

1283
00:57:09.253 --> 00:57:13.188
my dad would like it very much.

1284
00:57:13.257 --> 00:57:15.915
- Like what?

1285
00:57:15.984 --> 00:57:21.299
- I just don't think
he'd like me being me.

1286
00:57:21.368 --> 00:57:23.094
- Travis, I--

1287
00:57:23.163 --> 00:57:26.788
- Oh, there you are, Hamilton.

1288
00:57:26.857 --> 00:57:29.860
I hate going to lunch
without you.

1289
00:57:29.929 --> 00:57:31.862
So what are you two doing
out here holding hands

1290
00:57:31.931 --> 00:57:33.553
like you're a couple?

1291
00:57:33.622 --> 00:57:37.039
- Oh, I was just helping Travis
with the scene from the play.

1292
00:57:37.108 --> 00:57:39.214
- Yeah, she was
just helping me with a scene

1293
00:57:39.283 --> 00:57:42.148
from the play.

1294
00:57:42.217 --> 00:57:46.290
- I think you just have to go
with your instinct, Travis.

1295
00:57:46.359 --> 00:57:49.189
It's served you
pretty well up till now.

1296
00:57:49.258 --> 00:57:50.536
- Thank you.

1297
00:57:50.605 --> 00:57:53.470
Like, really thank you
for your, uh, help.

1298
00:57:55.506 --> 00:57:57.646
- I mean, that's
the only B I've ever gotten,

1299
00:57:57.715 --> 00:57:59.130
and, you know, it's--

1300
00:57:59.199 --> 00:58:01.029
once the play is over,
then I know that I'll be able

1301
00:58:01.098 --> 00:58:02.375
to get them back up.

1302
00:58:02.444 --> 00:58:03.825
- It's okay.

1303
00:58:03.894 --> 00:58:06.793
You haven't done
any permanent damage.

1304
00:58:06.862 --> 00:58:08.208
- Hey.

1305
00:58:08.277 --> 00:58:09.831
Hey, Kennedy.
Hey, Mr. Calvin.

1306
00:58:09.900 --> 00:58:11.211
- Hey, Honor.

1307
00:58:11.280 --> 00:58:12.765
Oh, see now, Kennedy,
you can take some lessons

1308
00:58:12.834 --> 00:58:14.076
from Honor here.

1309
00:58:14.145 --> 00:58:16.389
She knows how to juggle
a lot of balls.

1310
00:58:20.531 --> 00:58:22.982
All right, just remember
what I said, you two.

1311
00:58:23.051 --> 00:58:25.778
- We'll never forget.

1312
00:58:26.710 --> 00:58:29.816
[both snickering]

1313
00:58:31.715 --> 00:58:34.441
[soft music]

1314
00:58:34.511 --> 00:58:36.029
What was that all about?

1315
00:58:36.098 --> 00:58:38.273
- My teachers told him
they were worried about me.

1316
00:58:38.342 --> 00:58:42.795
My grades have really slipped,
so he called my parents.

1317
00:58:42.864 --> 00:58:44.417
- I'm really sorry, Kennedy.

1318
00:58:44.486 --> 00:58:47.420
I feel like
it's kind of my fault.

1319
00:58:47.489 --> 00:58:50.319
♪ ♪

1320
00:58:50.388 --> 00:58:53.046
What's the matter?

1321
00:58:53.115 --> 00:58:55.842
- You changed my fucking life.

1322
00:58:55.911 --> 00:59:03.091
♪ ♪

1323
00:59:12.859 --> 00:59:14.654
- Michael?

1324
00:59:14.723 --> 00:59:16.863
♪ ♪

1325
00:59:16.932 --> 00:59:19.141
- Hey.

1326
00:59:19.935 --> 00:59:22.593
- Hey.

1327
00:59:22.662 --> 00:59:26.563
What are you doing here?

1328
00:59:26.632 --> 00:59:29.289
- Nothing.

1329
00:59:29.358 --> 00:59:31.015
- Come on.

1330
00:59:31.084 --> 00:59:33.466
- You're gonna laugh.

1331
00:59:33.535 --> 00:59:35.502
- I'm not.

1332
00:59:35.572 --> 00:59:38.989
- When I was a kid,
I used to take

1333
00:59:39.058 --> 00:59:41.439
this route home from school.

1334
00:59:41.508 --> 00:59:43.545
I'd pretend that my parents
were still alive

1335
00:59:43.614 --> 00:59:47.238
and that they lived
on this street,

1336
00:59:47.307 --> 00:59:49.620
and they were just waiting
for me to come home.

1337
00:59:49.689 --> 00:59:51.760
It's weird, I know.

1338
00:59:51.829 --> 00:59:54.245
- It's not weird.

1339
00:59:55.488 --> 00:59:57.594
- You wanna see
my favorite one?

1340
00:59:57.663 --> 00:59:59.319
It's really nice on the inside.

1341
00:59:59.388 --> 01:00:01.149
- You've been inside?
- All the time.

1342
01:00:01.218 --> 01:00:02.460
I stalked this family
for years.

1343
01:00:02.529 --> 01:00:04.221
Come on.

1344
01:00:04.290 --> 01:00:06.844
Let's go!
- Michael!

1345
01:00:06.913 --> 01:00:10.261
- ♪ These steps toward faith,
I can't imagine it ♪

1346
01:00:10.330 --> 01:00:12.919
♪ Pack my suitcase up
till I can't bear it ♪

1347
01:00:12.988 --> 01:00:15.715
♪ Who am I without
this weight on my shoulder? ♪

1348
01:00:15.784 --> 01:00:18.787
♪ Oh, God, I'm dying to know,
but how dare you want more? ♪

1349
01:00:18.856 --> 01:00:20.237
- Come on.

1350
01:00:20.306 --> 01:00:22.101
They usually have like a
gazillion sodas in the fridge.

1351
01:00:22.170 --> 01:00:23.930
- Wait, usually?
- Yeah.

1352
01:00:23.999 --> 01:00:25.483
- Oh, my God.

1353
01:00:25.552 --> 01:00:27.589
- ♪ Tonight,
we're gonna drown it out ♪

1354
01:00:27.658 --> 01:00:30.350
- Michael!
- What?

1355
01:00:30.419 --> 01:00:32.905
They'll blame it on maid.
- That's not okay.

1356
01:00:32.974 --> 01:00:35.528
- I'm kidding.

1357
01:00:35.597 --> 01:00:37.841
- Cheers.
- Mm-hmm.

1358
01:00:37.910 --> 01:00:39.739
♪ ♪

1359
01:00:39.808 --> 01:00:41.845
Care for a tour, ma'am?

1360
01:00:41.914 --> 01:00:43.605
- I'd be delighted.

1361
01:00:43.674 --> 01:00:45.987
- This way!

1362
01:00:46.056 --> 01:00:48.748
- Thank you very much.
Please have a seat.

1363
01:00:48.817 --> 01:00:50.267
- Wow.

1364
01:00:50.336 --> 01:00:51.820
- Here you are.
- Thank you.

1365
01:00:51.889 --> 01:00:53.373
- Well, this is
our morning room.

1366
01:00:53.442 --> 01:00:55.306
It's where we study
in the mornings.

1367
01:00:55.375 --> 01:00:57.550
- What do we do
in the afternoon?

1368
01:00:57.619 --> 01:00:59.656
- Well, we retire
to the afternoon room,

1369
01:00:59.725 --> 01:01:03.590
where we punish our servants
and count our money.

1370
01:01:03.660 --> 01:01:06.628
- Who are you?
[laughs]

1371
01:01:06.697 --> 01:01:08.630
- I have a special treat.

1372
01:01:08.699 --> 01:01:10.528
- Okay.
- It's not weird, I promise.

1373
01:01:10.597 --> 01:01:12.047
- Okay.

1374
01:01:12.116 --> 01:01:14.809
- ♪ Tonight,
we're gonna drown it out ♪

1375
01:01:14.878 --> 01:01:16.293
- Time for the evening concert.

1376
01:01:16.362 --> 01:01:17.812
That one there,
that's an original.

1377
01:01:17.881 --> 01:01:19.917
- Oh.
- No, it's not.

1378
01:01:19.986 --> 01:01:21.539
This though, do you play?

1379
01:01:21.608 --> 01:01:23.369
- No.
- I've taken a few lessons.

1380
01:01:23.438 --> 01:01:26.786
♪ I keep on falling ♪

1381
01:01:26.855 --> 01:01:31.653
♪ In and out of love with you ♪

1382
01:01:31.722 --> 01:01:35.346
♪ I never loved someone ♪

1383
01:01:35.415 --> 01:01:39.040
♪ The way that I love you ♪

1384
01:01:39.109 --> 01:01:41.559
♪ ♪

1385
01:01:52.985 --> 01:01:54.814
[gravel crunching]

1386
01:01:54.883 --> 01:01:56.333
Oh, crap, out the back.
- Oh.

1387
01:01:56.402 --> 01:01:58.887
- Seriously, right now.
Come on.

1388
01:01:58.956 --> 01:02:00.509
[laughter]

1389
01:02:07.206 --> 01:02:09.518
We're good.

1390
01:02:09.587 --> 01:02:12.521
[soft music]

1391
01:02:12.590 --> 01:02:19.528
♪ ♪

1392
01:02:20.944 --> 01:02:24.050
I'll see you tomorrow.

1393
01:02:24.119 --> 01:02:26.052
- [chuckles]

1394
01:02:26.121 --> 01:02:33.197
♪ ♪

1395
01:02:34.129 --> 01:02:36.511
- I have no choice.

1396
01:02:36.580 --> 01:02:38.893
I must secure my throne.

1397
01:02:38.962 --> 01:02:42.344
- Very well, Your Highness,
but I must remind you,

1398
01:02:42.413 --> 01:02:44.415
the Duke is a Protestant.

1399
01:02:44.484 --> 01:02:47.487
Do you wish to put him
to death as well?

1400
01:02:47.556 --> 01:02:54.494
♪ ♪

1401
01:03:08.750 --> 01:03:11.201
- Biggins, you got
to shimmy it to the back.

1402
01:03:11.270 --> 01:03:13.720
- I'm shimmying, already.
- Try harder.

1403
01:03:13.790 --> 01:03:16.171
[upbeat music]

1404
01:03:16.240 --> 01:03:17.690
- Is this really worth it?

1405
01:03:17.759 --> 01:03:20.141
- I get paid $12 an hour.

1406
01:03:20.210 --> 01:03:22.384
I spent $3 on that granola bar.

1407
01:03:22.453 --> 01:03:25.249
- Yeah, it's worth it.

1408
01:03:25.318 --> 01:03:27.355
- There she is.

1409
01:03:27.424 --> 01:03:31.221
So, Honor, midterms tomorrow.
Got a plan?

1410
01:03:31.290 --> 01:03:33.602
- Pivot it.
- Pivot to the left.

1411
01:03:33.671 --> 01:03:37.399
- Michael is going to come
over to study tonight.

1412
01:03:37.468 --> 01:03:41.887
Tomorrow, he won't
know what hit him.

1413
01:03:41.956 --> 01:03:43.302
- Oh, my God.

1414
01:03:43.371 --> 01:03:44.648
You don't think
she's gonna like--

1415
01:03:44.717 --> 01:03:46.408
- Oh, no.

1416
01:03:46.477 --> 01:03:48.479
- They've got nothing
to worry about.

1417
01:03:48.548 --> 01:03:50.412
I'm not going to sleep
with Michael.

1418
01:03:50.481 --> 01:03:51.758
I can't.

1419
01:03:51.828 --> 01:03:53.105
I mean, I'm not sure
it would throw him off

1420
01:03:53.174 --> 01:03:54.416
that much anyway.

1421
01:03:54.485 --> 01:03:57.005
He's too sharp, too smart.

1422
01:03:57.074 --> 01:04:01.182
And frankly, sleeping
with him would throw me off.

1423
01:04:01.251 --> 01:04:03.805
I'm a virgin.

1424
01:04:08.258 --> 01:04:10.847
♪ ♪

1425
01:04:10.916 --> 01:04:12.987
Maybe you're surprised,
but have you seen anyone

1426
01:04:13.056 --> 01:04:14.885
around here who's worth it?

1427
01:04:14.954 --> 01:04:18.199
I've got to get out of here,
so I've got to play dirty.

1428
01:04:18.268 --> 01:04:19.752
I'm a bitch.

1429
01:04:19.821 --> 01:04:22.134
- You're a fucking bitch!

1430
01:04:22.203 --> 01:04:24.653
- Christine, what the hell?

1431
01:04:24.722 --> 01:04:25.965
Christine.

1432
01:04:26.034 --> 01:04:27.415
- Travis broke up with me,

1433
01:04:27.484 --> 01:04:28.692
and he said
he isn't seeing anyone else,

1434
01:04:28.761 --> 01:04:31.281
but I know he is,
and I know it's you!

1435
01:04:31.350 --> 01:04:34.422
- Okay, okay, Christine.
It's not me.

1436
01:04:34.491 --> 01:04:36.113
- I'm gonna kick your ass!

1437
01:04:36.182 --> 01:04:38.253
- Okay, Christine.

1438
01:04:38.322 --> 01:04:40.255
- You bitch!

1439
01:04:40.324 --> 01:04:42.326
I am going to kill you!

1440
01:04:42.395 --> 01:04:43.845
- Can we talk about this?

1441
01:04:43.914 --> 01:04:45.536
Because I really--
I don't wanna fight.

1442
01:04:45.605 --> 01:04:46.986
- Well, you should've
thought about that

1443
01:04:47.055 --> 01:04:48.677
before you stole my boyfriend.

1444
01:04:48.746 --> 01:04:51.439
- You remember
I took karate, right?

1445
01:04:51.508 --> 01:04:54.787
- Ah, ah!

1446
01:04:54.856 --> 01:04:57.721
[coughing]

1447
01:04:57.790 --> 01:05:00.137
- Christine.

1448
01:05:00.206 --> 01:05:02.657
Christine, oh, my God.
What the hell?

1449
01:05:02.726 --> 01:05:05.418
- It's her.
I know it's her.

1450
01:05:05.487 --> 01:05:07.420
- It's not her, okay?
It's not her.

1451
01:05:07.489 --> 01:05:09.422
- Okay, well, then who
the hell else could it be?

1452
01:05:09.491 --> 01:05:11.700
Who else is as hot
as I am, huh?

1453
01:05:11.769 --> 01:05:12.978
♪ ♪

1454
01:05:13.047 --> 01:05:14.911
- Whoa.

1455
01:05:14.980 --> 01:05:21.952
♪ ♪

1456
01:05:22.332 --> 01:05:25.162
- [laughs]

1457
01:05:25.231 --> 01:05:27.130
You mean--

1458
01:05:27.199 --> 01:05:28.752
- What, what?
What does he mean?

1459
01:05:28.821 --> 01:05:30.202
- Tell us, tell us.

1460
01:05:30.271 --> 01:05:33.619
- Christine,
you're a great girl.

1461
01:05:33.688 --> 01:05:36.208
- Were you lying
when you said you masturbated

1462
01:05:36.277 --> 01:05:38.831
to my selfies every night?

1463
01:05:38.900 --> 01:05:40.798
♪ ♪

1464
01:05:40.867 --> 01:05:43.249
- Sad.

1465
01:05:43.318 --> 01:05:48.254
♪ ♪

1466
01:05:48.323 --> 01:05:50.291
- Hold it.

1467
01:05:50.360 --> 01:05:52.327
♪ ♪

1468
01:05:52.396 --> 01:05:55.227
- Honor, that was like bad--
are you okay?

1469
01:05:55.296 --> 01:05:56.469
- Yeah.

1470
01:05:56.538 --> 01:05:58.126
- The fight is posted
on Instagram,

1471
01:05:58.195 --> 01:05:59.472
Snapchat, and Facebook,

1472
01:05:59.541 --> 01:06:01.819
for the parents
and grandparents.

1473
01:06:01.888 --> 01:06:05.789
Wait, is Travis gay?

1474
01:06:05.858 --> 01:06:10.414
♪ ♪

1475
01:06:10.483 --> 01:06:12.347
- Oh, shit.

1476
01:06:12.416 --> 01:06:14.142
Guys, come on!

1477
01:06:14.211 --> 01:06:17.525
- Oh, shit.

1478
01:06:17.594 --> 01:06:20.459
Dad, Dad, Dad,
I can explain, okay?

1479
01:06:20.528 --> 01:06:23.013
- What the hell
is wrong with you?

1480
01:06:27.569 --> 01:06:29.916
- Nothing is wrong with me.

1481
01:06:29.986 --> 01:06:32.540
I'm gay.
It's who I am.

1482
01:06:32.609 --> 01:06:33.955
- I know you're gay.

1483
01:06:34.024 --> 01:06:35.819
I've known since you
were five years old.

1484
01:06:35.888 --> 01:06:37.890
She's the idiot
for not knowing.

1485
01:06:37.959 --> 01:06:40.030
- [scoffs]

1486
01:06:40.099 --> 01:06:42.722
[sobbing]

1487
01:06:42.791 --> 01:06:45.484
- But that's not what
I'm talking about.

1488
01:06:45.553 --> 01:06:47.210
- Wait, then what?

1489
01:06:47.279 --> 01:06:49.971
- You're always late
for practice!

1490
01:06:51.007 --> 01:06:52.663
- [laughs]

1491
01:06:52.732 --> 01:06:55.183
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry, Dad.

1492
01:06:55.252 --> 01:06:58.324
I swear after today,
I won't be late anymore, okay?

1493
01:06:58.393 --> 01:07:00.499
- You better not be.

1494
01:07:02.225 --> 01:07:04.986
Five minutes!
[blows whistle]

1495
01:07:10.336 --> 01:07:12.166
- Wait, go to practice.

1496
01:07:12.235 --> 01:07:13.995
- You stole my boyfriend!
- Oh--

1497
01:07:14.064 --> 01:07:15.859
- Boyfriend--boyfriend.

1498
01:07:15.928 --> 01:07:17.585
I'm gonna kick your ass!

1499
01:07:17.654 --> 01:07:20.070
It's her--it's her--
kick your ass--kick your ass!

1500
01:07:20.139 --> 01:07:21.623
You're a fucking bitch.

1501
01:07:21.692 --> 01:07:24.074
- Whoa, no, that one could
have caused permanent damage.

1502
01:07:24.143 --> 01:07:26.456
Seriously, I mean, look at--
- Mom coming in!

1503
01:07:29.390 --> 01:07:31.771
Doesn't sound like

1504
01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:34.360
much studying
is going on in here.

1505
01:07:34.429 --> 01:07:36.466
- What kind of bread
is it this time?

1506
01:07:36.535 --> 01:07:39.745
- Well, it's called
a German stollen.

1507
01:07:39.814 --> 01:07:41.505
It's kind of a fruit bread.

1508
01:07:41.574 --> 01:07:44.336
- It's a new one every day.
Can't keep track.

1509
01:07:44.405 --> 01:07:47.960
- Well, my baby
has high standards.

1510
01:07:48.029 --> 01:07:49.444
♪ ♪

1511
01:07:49.513 --> 01:07:52.068
- Yes, she does.
Thanks, Mrs. Rose.

1512
01:07:52.137 --> 01:07:54.104
- You're welcome, Michael.

1513
01:07:54.173 --> 01:08:01.111
♪ ♪

1514
01:08:20.336 --> 01:08:23.029
- Thanks.

1515
01:08:23.099 --> 01:08:26.171
Back to your old nemesis,
covalent bonds.

1516
01:08:26.240 --> 01:08:27.896
[Your Smith's
"Wild, Wild Woman"]

1517
01:08:27.965 --> 01:08:32.728
- ♪ In a way, I just know
I've seen her before ♪

1518
01:08:32.798 --> 01:08:37.319
♪ She carried me home
in a '94 Civic ♪

1519
01:08:37.389 --> 01:08:42.118
♪ Her face draws a line
as a way to get home ♪

1520
01:08:42.187 --> 01:08:45.673
♪ I hear her voice calling me,
calling me back ♪

1521
01:08:45.742 --> 01:08:48.469
- Tired?
- Yeah.

1522
01:08:48.538 --> 01:08:51.437
♪ ♪

1523
01:08:51.505 --> 01:08:54.577
- Yeah, I think
we've studied enough.

1524
01:08:54.647 --> 01:08:57.443
♪ ♪

1525
01:08:57.512 --> 01:08:59.687
Um...

1526
01:08:59.755 --> 01:09:03.310
maybe we shouldn't.

1527
01:09:03.380 --> 01:09:05.451
- All right, yeah.

1528
01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:08.316
Why not?

1529
01:09:08.385 --> 01:09:11.940
- Just maybe after the midterm.

1530
01:09:12.009 --> 01:09:13.252
- Yeah.

1531
01:09:13.321 --> 01:09:15.599
- We should probably
be fresh for tomorrow.

1532
01:09:15.667 --> 01:09:18.256
There's a lot riding
on it for both of us.

1533
01:09:18.326 --> 01:09:20.259
- Yeah.

1534
01:09:20.327 --> 01:09:26.610
♪ ♪

1535
01:09:26.679 --> 01:09:29.165
It'll all be different
tomorrow, won't it?

1536
01:09:29.234 --> 01:09:33.478
♪ ♪

1537
01:09:33.548 --> 01:09:38.484
- ♪ I tried to leave her
hiding, all strung up ♪

1538
01:09:38.553 --> 01:09:40.693
♪ I tried to keep her quiet ♪

1539
01:09:40.762 --> 01:09:43.179
♪ But she's screaming
inside of me ♪

1540
01:09:43.247 --> 01:09:47.528
♪ I tried to keep her hiding,
all shut up ♪

1541
01:09:47.596 --> 01:09:52.084
♪ I tried to keep her quiet,
but she's a wild, wild woman ♪

1542
01:09:52.153 --> 01:09:54.742
♪ Ooh ♪

1543
01:09:54.811 --> 01:09:56.537
♪ She's a wild, wild woman ♪

1544
01:09:56.606 --> 01:09:59.505
♪ Ooh ♪

1545
01:09:59.574 --> 01:10:02.025
♪ She's a wild, wild woman ♪

1546
01:10:02.094 --> 01:10:06.202
♪ I'm telling you,
she's a wild, wild woman ♪

1547
01:10:06.271 --> 01:10:10.965
♪ Oh, she's a wild,
wild woman ♪

1548
01:10:11.034 --> 01:10:12.967
♪ Ooh ♪

1549
01:10:13.036 --> 01:10:15.280
♪ ♪

1550
01:10:15.349 --> 01:10:17.661
♪ Ooh ♪

1551
01:10:17.730 --> 01:10:22.045
♪ ♪

1552
01:10:22.114 --> 01:10:24.530
[bell rings]

1553
01:10:24.599 --> 01:10:27.223
- All right, everybody.
Time's up.

1554
01:10:34.230 --> 01:10:37.163
[upbeat music]

1555
01:10:37.233 --> 01:10:43.998
♪ ♪

1556
01:10:44.067 --> 01:10:47.035
- I don't need to care
what anyone thinks anymore.

1557
01:10:47.103 --> 01:10:52.834
♪ ♪

1558
01:10:52.903 --> 01:10:54.974
- I can't watch.

1559
01:10:55.043 --> 01:10:57.011
- Neither can I.

1560
01:10:57.080 --> 01:11:04.087
♪ ♪

1561
01:11:08.505 --> 01:11:11.439
[both laugh]

1562
01:11:11.508 --> 01:11:18.619
♪ ♪

1563
01:11:22.312 --> 01:11:25.487
- It's so weird
to think it's all over.

1564
01:11:25.557 --> 01:11:28.767
- Mm-hmm, yeah, it is.

1565
01:11:30.216 --> 01:11:33.012
How do you think you did?

1566
01:11:33.081 --> 01:11:36.084
- Okay.
How about you?

1567
01:11:36.153 --> 01:11:38.052
- I don't know.

1568
01:11:38.121 --> 01:11:40.434
I think I might have
missed a couple.

1569
01:11:40.503 --> 01:11:42.539
♪ ♪

1570
01:11:42.608 --> 01:11:45.439
He needed it more than I did.

1571
01:11:45.508 --> 01:11:48.234
It's weird, I'm free.

1572
01:11:48.304 --> 01:11:52.377
Free to like him.
Free to see where it goes.

1573
01:11:52.446 --> 01:11:55.552
Never had a boyfriend.

1574
01:11:55.621 --> 01:11:57.761
Michael!

1575
01:12:00.385 --> 01:12:02.214
- Sorry.

1576
01:12:07.288 --> 01:12:08.841
- I'm good.

1577
01:12:08.910 --> 01:12:10.705
What you looking at, man?

1578
01:12:10.773 --> 01:12:13.294
I'm good.
Diesel is good, okay?

1579
01:12:13.362 --> 01:12:15.365
- You did that on purpose.

1580
01:12:15.434 --> 01:12:17.781
- No.

1581
01:12:17.850 --> 01:12:20.266
See you later.

1582
01:12:25.513 --> 01:12:28.965
- So what's the plan?

1583
01:12:29.034 --> 01:12:31.105
- Yeah, we know
you're not serious about him.

1584
01:12:31.174 --> 01:12:33.349
- Yes, there has to be a plan,
otherwise, whatever it is,

1585
01:12:33.418 --> 01:12:35.351
it takes huge balls.

1586
01:12:35.420 --> 01:12:37.180
- Huge.

1587
01:12:38.318 --> 01:12:43.151
- I'm flattered,
but I just like him.

1588
01:12:45.291 --> 01:12:47.811
- Oh.

1589
01:12:49.261 --> 01:12:52.989
- Do you--do you want us
to do anything?

1590
01:12:53.058 --> 01:12:57.165
- Yeah, do you want me
to break up with Diesel now?

1591
01:12:57.234 --> 01:13:00.755
- I mean, that's--
that's up to you.

1592
01:13:00.824 --> 01:13:03.379
Don't you like him?

1593
01:13:06.209 --> 01:13:09.246
- I...

1594
01:13:09.315 --> 01:13:12.008
do.

1595
01:13:12.077 --> 01:13:14.700
Hm.

1596
01:13:14.769 --> 01:13:18.290
- Then don't do anything
on my account.

1597
01:13:18.359 --> 01:13:20.050
♪ ♪

1598
01:13:20.119 --> 01:13:24.469
You guys have been
really great friends to me.

1599
01:13:24.538 --> 01:13:27.817
I never really told you that.

1600
01:13:27.886 --> 01:13:29.612
I could always rely on you.

1601
01:13:29.681 --> 01:13:34.271
You gave me a place
in high school.

1602
01:13:34.340 --> 01:13:38.103
And now I just want you
to be happy.

1603
01:13:38.172 --> 01:13:45.075
♪ ♪

1604
01:13:46.525 --> 01:13:48.769
See ya.

1605
01:13:48.838 --> 01:13:51.565
♪ ♪

1606
01:13:51.634 --> 01:13:53.429
- Wow.

1607
01:13:53.498 --> 01:13:58.330
That was really, like, sweet?

1608
01:13:58.398 --> 01:14:01.437
[Dahlya Mani's
"Cold and Blazing Sun"]

1609
01:14:01.505 --> 01:14:07.097
♪ ♪

1610
01:14:07.166 --> 01:14:09.824
- ♪ Rest your head ♪

1611
01:14:09.893 --> 01:14:15.002
♪ It's not so hard
to lay in bed ♪

1612
01:14:15.071 --> 01:14:18.764
♪ Let it wash over you ♪

1613
01:14:18.833 --> 01:14:24.598
♪ It seems colder knowing
that you are gone ♪

1614
01:14:24.666 --> 01:14:27.670
♪ So I'll relax my shoulders ♪

1615
01:14:27.739 --> 01:14:30.362
♪ I won't try to run ♪

1616
01:14:30.431 --> 01:14:34.780
♪ Into your cold
and blazing sun ♪

1617
01:14:34.849 --> 01:14:38.818
♪ ♪

1618
01:14:38.888 --> 01:14:44.721
♪ Into your cold and blazing,
into your cold and blazing ♪

1619
01:14:44.790 --> 01:14:49.485
♪ Ooh ♪

1620
01:14:49.554 --> 01:14:53.661
♪ Mmm ♪

1621
01:14:53.730 --> 01:14:56.318
- You know, I was surprised
you didn't do better

1622
01:14:56.388 --> 01:14:58.424
on the chem midterm.

1623
01:14:58.494 --> 01:15:01.358
- I guess I took on
too much this semester.

1624
01:15:01.427 --> 01:15:02.636
- Yeah, I guess you did.

1625
01:15:02.705 --> 01:15:04.223
I mean, a whole bunch of you--

1626
01:15:04.291 --> 01:15:07.468
Travis Biggins, Kennedy Park,
all of your grades fell off.

1627
01:15:07.537 --> 01:15:09.297
- Senior-itis, I guess.

1628
01:15:09.366 --> 01:15:12.023
- Well, whatever it was,
it allowed my fourth choice,

1629
01:15:12.093 --> 01:15:14.337
Dipnicky to pull ahead of you,

1630
01:15:14.406 --> 01:15:18.790
but, lucky you,

1631
01:15:18.859 --> 01:15:23.795
I don't make my final decisions
solely on grade point.

1632
01:15:23.864 --> 01:15:27.074
You, um, you came to my show,

1633
01:15:27.143 --> 01:15:31.768
which that meant a lot to me.

1634
01:15:31.837 --> 01:15:37.429
Actually, Honor,
you mean a lot to me.

1635
01:15:37.498 --> 01:15:41.295
Don't worry about
the age difference, okay?

1636
01:15:41.364 --> 01:15:42.503
You are so mature.

1637
01:15:42.572 --> 01:15:44.401
It is like you
are 17 on the outside,

1638
01:15:44.469 --> 01:15:48.026
but you are--
you're 30 on the inside.

1639
01:15:48.094 --> 01:15:50.580
[soft music]

1640
01:15:50.648 --> 01:15:52.858
- Mr. Calvin.
- Yeah.

1641
01:15:52.927 --> 01:15:56.931
- Are you asking me
to sleep with you?

1642
01:15:57.000 --> 01:15:59.071
- Well, uh,
I don't know if we'd be

1643
01:15:59.139 --> 01:16:01.349
doing a whole lot of sleeping.

1644
01:16:01.418 --> 01:16:03.144
♪ ♪

1645
01:16:03.213 --> 01:16:07.770
- Oh, that's too bad.

1646
01:16:07.839 --> 01:16:10.600
You see,
I'm still 17 on the outside,

1647
01:16:10.669 --> 01:16:13.016
so I really need my sleep.

1648
01:16:13.085 --> 01:16:16.572
♪ ♪

1649
01:16:16.641 --> 01:16:19.298
Because I'm a child.

1650
01:16:19.367 --> 01:16:21.646
Bye, Mr. Calvin.

1651
01:16:21.715 --> 01:16:28.584
♪ ♪

1652
01:16:50.916 --> 01:16:52.987
[phone buzzes]

1653
01:16:53.056 --> 01:17:00.201
♪ ♪

1654
01:17:22.707 --> 01:17:24.778
- Guys, stop fighting.

1655
01:17:24.847 --> 01:17:26.607
♪ ♪

1656
01:17:26.675 --> 01:17:28.851
- Hi.
- Hi.

1657
01:17:28.920 --> 01:17:30.818
Is Michael here?

1658
01:17:30.887 --> 01:17:32.544
- Michael?

1659
01:17:32.612 --> 01:17:34.615
- Michael Dipnicky.

1660
01:17:34.684 --> 01:17:37.583
- No, he's at my mom's work.

1661
01:17:37.653 --> 01:17:41.311
- Oh, um...

1662
01:17:41.380 --> 01:17:45.108
could you tell me
where that is?

1663
01:17:45.177 --> 01:17:52.288
♪ ♪

1664
01:18:01.469 --> 01:18:04.403
[doorbell rings]

1665
01:18:12.135 --> 01:18:14.448
Hi, Michael.

1666
01:18:14.517 --> 01:18:17.554
- Hey.

1667
01:18:17.623 --> 01:18:20.109
Come on in.

1668
01:18:28.255 --> 01:18:31.085
- Well, hello.

1669
01:18:31.154 --> 01:18:32.915
- Mom, this is Honor.

1670
01:18:32.984 --> 01:18:34.398
- Well, it's nice
to meet you, Honor.

1671
01:18:34.468 --> 01:18:36.332
I've heard a lot about you.

1672
01:18:36.401 --> 01:18:37.816
- Thanks.

1673
01:18:37.885 --> 01:18:39.887
- Can you stay for dinner?

1674
01:18:39.956 --> 01:18:42.545
- Um, no.
No, I have to get home.

1675
01:18:42.614 --> 01:18:45.513
- Well, I hope you can
make it another time.

1676
01:19:09.365 --> 01:19:12.748
- I don't understand.

1677
01:19:13.679 --> 01:19:16.061
- You ran into me
the other day on my way home,

1678
01:19:16.130 --> 01:19:18.546
so I made up the story
about this house.

1679
01:19:18.615 --> 01:19:20.341
I figured the whole
breaking and entering thing

1680
01:19:20.410 --> 01:19:23.724
made me seem charming, roguish.

1681
01:19:23.793 --> 01:19:25.657
Girls always like that.

1682
01:19:29.109 --> 01:19:31.352
- Hey, kids.
You want a snack?

1683
01:19:31.421 --> 01:19:33.699
- No thanks, Sally.

1684
01:19:41.846 --> 01:19:45.746
- You wanted me
to follow you home.

1685
01:19:45.815 --> 01:19:47.748
That's why you said you
didn't want to study there.

1686
01:19:47.817 --> 01:19:49.439
You wanted to lead me
to her house.

1687
01:19:49.508 --> 01:19:53.202
- Well, I noticed Talia
and Emma following me home,

1688
01:19:53.271 --> 01:19:55.342
so I led them
to that neighborhood,

1689
01:19:55.411 --> 01:19:57.344
but I lost them
because I needed you

1690
01:19:57.413 --> 01:19:58.966
to see it for yourself.

1691
01:19:59.035 --> 01:20:06.111
♪ ♪

1692
01:20:07.594 --> 01:20:10.115
Mm, that's why I didn't
drag you in with me.

1693
01:20:10.184 --> 01:20:12.669
[tense music]

1694
01:20:12.737 --> 01:20:15.189
I had just enough time
to turn it over,

1695
01:20:15.258 --> 01:20:17.019
and I made you wait.

1696
01:20:17.088 --> 01:20:19.331
Girls like that too.

1697
01:20:19.400 --> 01:20:21.851
They usually have like a
gazillion sodas in the fridge.

1698
01:20:21.920 --> 01:20:25.303
Also, those pictures that
I threw around the kitchen,

1699
01:20:25.371 --> 01:20:27.581
they had me in them,

1700
01:20:27.650 --> 01:20:29.583
but you were too busy
watching me go wild.

1701
01:20:29.652 --> 01:20:30.964
- Michael!

1702
01:20:31.032 --> 01:20:33.967
- By the way, thank you
for not using the roofie.

1703
01:20:34.036 --> 01:20:36.003
Of course, if you
had put it in the cocoa,

1704
01:20:36.072 --> 01:20:38.592
I would have needed to pretend
to accidentally spill it

1705
01:20:38.661 --> 01:20:40.663
all over your bed.

1706
01:20:40.732 --> 01:20:42.665
I guess you saved
yourself a cleanup.

1707
01:20:45.116 --> 01:20:47.739
- "The Handmaid's Tale."

1708
01:20:47.808 --> 01:20:49.291
- You had it with you.

1709
01:20:49.361 --> 01:20:50.776
It wasn't assigned
in any of our classes,

1710
01:20:50.846 --> 01:20:52.778
so I assumed it was important.

1711
01:20:56.852 --> 01:20:59.164
- "Doctor Who" is real though.

1712
01:20:59.233 --> 01:21:02.374
- Yeah, I love "Doctor Who."

1713
01:21:02.443 --> 01:21:04.273
- I don't understand
how you knew

1714
01:21:04.342 --> 01:21:07.172
that I would do
what I did for you.

1715
01:21:08.587 --> 01:21:11.936
- When I saw what you did
for Kennedy and Travis.

1716
01:21:12.005 --> 01:21:13.420
- What?

1717
01:21:13.489 --> 01:21:15.594
- You could have used
any number of ways

1718
01:21:15.663 --> 01:21:17.493
to take them down,
but what you chose to do

1719
01:21:17.562 --> 01:21:19.495
showed you had a heart.

1720
01:21:19.564 --> 01:21:21.428
You could have destroyed
them the minute

1721
01:21:21.496 --> 01:21:22.773
you found out Travis was gay

1722
01:21:22.843 --> 01:21:24.465
and when Kennedy
became your friend.

1723
01:21:24.534 --> 01:21:26.502
- I didn't want Mr. Calvin
to know that I--

1724
01:21:26.571 --> 01:21:29.850
- Calvin wouldn't have cared.
The guy is in love with you.

1725
01:21:29.919 --> 01:21:33.853
No, you did what you did
because you cared about them.

1726
01:21:33.923 --> 01:21:36.822
I just needed
to get you to care about me.

1727
01:21:36.892 --> 01:21:40.205
[soft music]

1728
01:21:40.273 --> 01:21:45.624
- I--I did care about you.

1729
01:21:45.693 --> 01:21:47.557
- I know.

1730
01:21:47.626 --> 01:21:49.387
♪ ♪

1731
01:21:49.456 --> 01:21:51.044
- So you've just
been pretending

1732
01:21:51.112 --> 01:21:52.045
to be a nerd all these years?

1733
01:21:52.114 --> 01:21:54.668
- I am a nerd.

1734
01:21:54.737 --> 01:21:57.567
That doesn't mean
I'm a good person.

1735
01:21:57.636 --> 01:21:59.880
Look, a girl like
you doesn't fit in,

1736
01:21:59.949 --> 01:22:02.641
you can pretend to be
as shallow as those who do.

1737
01:22:02.710 --> 01:22:04.091
A guy like me doesn't fit in,

1738
01:22:04.160 --> 01:22:05.782
well, I am not
good-looking enough

1739
01:22:05.851 --> 01:22:07.300
to really have a say
in the matter.

1740
01:22:07.370 --> 01:22:08.958
Hate sports.

1741
01:22:09.027 --> 01:22:11.927
Everybody at that school either
wants to ignore or abuse me,

1742
01:22:11.996 --> 01:22:15.758
so I stopped trying
to be liked by them.

1743
01:22:15.827 --> 01:22:18.036
♪ ♪

1744
01:22:18.105 --> 01:22:20.107
- And what about me?

1745
01:22:20.175 --> 01:22:24.146
♪ ♪

1746
01:22:24.215 --> 01:22:26.182
- I want to go to Harvard.

1747
01:22:26.251 --> 01:22:33.362
♪ ♪

1748
01:23:06.912 --> 01:23:09.674
- Hey.
- Hey.

1749
01:23:27.692 --> 01:23:29.797
- Do you need any help?

1750
01:23:31.420 --> 01:23:33.456
- Sure.

1751
01:23:33.525 --> 01:23:36.011
Wanna grab some dough?

1752
01:23:56.134 --> 01:24:02.037
So what's going on
with that boy, Michael?

1753
01:24:04.177 --> 01:24:06.317
- We're done.

1754
01:24:07.939 --> 01:24:09.699
- Well, that's good.

1755
01:24:09.768 --> 01:24:11.184
I mean, there was
something off about him,

1756
01:24:11.253 --> 01:24:14.014
something not genuine.

1757
01:24:19.398 --> 01:24:21.539
- [chuckles]

1758
01:24:21.608 --> 01:24:24.059
- What's so funny?

1759
01:24:26.302 --> 01:24:29.684
- I wish
you'd told me that before.

1760
01:24:29.754 --> 01:24:34.172
- Well, I kept interrupting
your study sessions

1761
01:24:34.241 --> 01:24:36.416
hoping you'd get the point.

1762
01:24:43.216 --> 01:24:45.252
I'm sorry, honey.

1763
01:24:45.321 --> 01:24:47.599
Aw.

1764
01:24:49.187 --> 01:24:50.706
- It's okay.

1765
01:24:54.986 --> 01:24:57.471
- Don't let the bastards
grind you down, huh?

1766
01:24:59.887 --> 01:25:02.130
- That's from
"The Handmaid's Tale."

1767
01:25:02.200 --> 01:25:04.823
- Yeah, I gave it to you.

1768
01:25:04.892 --> 01:25:07.516
You never give me credit
for anything.

1769
01:25:08.585 --> 01:25:11.313
[both laugh]

1770
01:25:11.382 --> 01:25:12.555
[crash]
- Ey!

1771
01:25:12.624 --> 01:25:14.661
- Marvin?
- Dad?

1772
01:25:14.730 --> 01:25:16.697
- Okay, yeah, yeah, slow down.

1773
01:25:16.766 --> 01:25:18.320
Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.

1774
01:25:18.389 --> 01:25:19.907
Yeah, there you go.

1775
01:25:19.976 --> 01:25:24.740
I finished!
I finished!

1776
01:25:24.809 --> 01:25:26.466
- This is--
- Oh, yeah!

1777
01:25:26.535 --> 01:25:29.124
You are the best, buddy!
See you Monday, Pat!

1778
01:25:29.193 --> 01:25:32.437
- You got it, Marvin.
See you Monday.

1779
01:25:32.505 --> 01:25:35.199
- Oh, yeah, whoo!

1780
01:25:35.268 --> 01:25:37.648
Yeah, oh.

1781
01:25:37.718 --> 01:25:40.100
I'd like to thank
the Academy of Trees

1782
01:25:40.169 --> 01:25:41.791
for making all this wood.

1783
01:25:41.860 --> 01:25:43.379
[laughter]

1784
01:25:43.448 --> 01:25:45.243
My gazebo!

1785
01:25:45.312 --> 01:25:49.005
You see, Tiger, it's
like Kenny Rogers said,

1786
01:25:49.074 --> 01:25:54.321
when you put your heart in it,
it can take you anywhere.

1787
01:25:54.389 --> 01:25:56.392
Oh, yeah, come to daddy.
Look at it.

1788
01:25:56.460 --> 01:25:57.496
- Wow.
- Isn't it amazing?

1789
01:25:57.566 --> 01:25:59.084
- Ah!
- [grunts]

1790
01:25:59.154 --> 01:26:00.465
- [laughs]
- Yes.

1791
01:26:00.534 --> 01:26:02.467
Oh, I can't believe
it's finally done.

1792
01:26:02.536 --> 01:26:03.951
Ah.

1793
01:26:04.020 --> 01:26:05.367
[horn honks]

1794
01:26:05.436 --> 01:26:07.817
♪ ♪

1795
01:26:07.886 --> 01:26:09.405
- All right, bitches,
I'm timing two minutes

1796
01:26:09.474 --> 01:26:11.648
for the drama.

1797
01:26:11.718 --> 01:26:15.273
- Who are these kids?

1798
01:26:15.342 --> 01:26:18.276
- They're my friends.

1799
01:26:18.344 --> 01:26:20.209
- Hello, princess, where
the hell have you been?

1800
01:26:20.278 --> 01:26:21.624
- We were setting up
for the dress rehearsal,

1801
01:26:21.693 --> 01:26:22.625
and no one could find you.

1802
01:26:22.693 --> 01:26:24.248
We were really worried.

1803
01:26:24.317 --> 01:26:26.146
- So worried, I rode in a Jeep
that smells like sweaty balls.

1804
01:26:26.215 --> 01:26:27.458
- Okay, what's your excuse,
girl?

1805
01:26:27.527 --> 01:26:29.045
The curtain's up in two hours.

1806
01:26:29.114 --> 01:26:30.806
- Yeah, I--

1807
01:26:30.875 --> 01:26:33.049
I don't know if I'm
gonna do the show.

1808
01:26:33.118 --> 01:26:35.397
- I'm sorry,
crazy person says what?

1809
01:26:35.466 --> 01:26:37.226
♪ ♪

1810
01:26:37.295 --> 01:26:40.022
- Kennedy can work the cues.
You'll be great.

1811
01:26:40.091 --> 01:26:41.403
♪ ♪

1812
01:26:41.472 --> 01:26:42.852
- Okay.

1813
01:26:42.921 --> 01:26:45.959
If you're not going,
I'm not going.

1814
01:26:46.028 --> 01:26:48.375
- What?

1815
01:26:48.443 --> 01:26:51.240
- It's as much yours as mine.

1816
01:26:51.309 --> 01:26:58.246
♪ ♪

1817
01:26:58.316 --> 01:27:00.800
- Okay, whatever your personal
drama is can wait.

1818
01:27:00.870 --> 01:27:02.389
You have to help me get
into my dress.

1819
01:27:02.458 --> 01:27:04.391
Go, go, come on, get in.

1820
01:27:04.460 --> 01:27:06.359
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1821
01:27:06.428 --> 01:27:08.153
Thanks, Honor's mom and dad.

1822
01:27:08.223 --> 01:27:09.568
Nice deck!

1823
01:27:09.638 --> 01:27:12.641
♪ ♪

1824
01:27:12.710 --> 01:27:15.505
- Is she in a play?

1825
01:27:15.575 --> 01:27:17.439
- I don't know.

1826
01:27:17.508 --> 01:27:20.511
♪ ♪

1827
01:27:20.580 --> 01:27:22.478
- I demand to see the queen.

1828
01:27:22.547 --> 01:27:24.480
- The queen will
be here in moments.

1829
01:27:24.549 --> 01:27:25.861
She has ordered your death.

1830
01:27:25.930 --> 01:27:27.794
- She wouldn't.
She loves me.

1831
01:27:27.862 --> 01:27:29.761
- What wouldn't I do, Phillip?

1832
01:27:29.830 --> 01:27:32.523
all: Her Royal Highness.

1833
01:27:32.592 --> 01:27:35.698
- Why have you
brought him here?

1834
01:27:35.767 --> 01:27:37.424
- Well, I thought perhaps
if you saw him--

1835
01:27:37.493 --> 01:27:39.943
- I have made my choice.

1836
01:27:40.013 --> 01:27:42.187
- Mary, my love.

1837
01:27:42.257 --> 01:27:45.156
[dramatic music]

1838
01:27:45.225 --> 01:27:47.331
♪ ♪

1839
01:27:47.400 --> 01:27:49.574
- Follow my command.

1840
01:27:49.643 --> 01:27:53.337
♪ ♪

1841
01:27:53.406 --> 01:27:58.273
♪ Follow, follow ♪

1842
01:27:58.342 --> 01:28:01.724
♪ Follow my ♪

1843
01:28:01.793 --> 01:28:06.419
♪ Command ♪

1844
01:28:06.487 --> 01:28:10.837
- Oh, did I forget
to mention it was a musical?

1845
01:28:10.906 --> 01:28:13.666
- ♪ Did you think ♪

1846
01:28:13.736 --> 01:28:17.291
♪ I would be swayed
by the stars? ♪

1847
01:28:17.361 --> 01:28:21.330
♪ For I come from Venus,
not from Mars ♪

1848
01:28:21.398 --> 01:28:23.125
♪ Well, big mistake ♪

1849
01:28:23.193 --> 01:28:26.577
♪ I won't break, bid farewell
to my juicy cake ♪

1850
01:28:26.646 --> 01:28:29.165
- ♪ What a queen ♪

1851
01:28:29.234 --> 01:28:32.996
- ♪ I have no time
for charity ♪

1852
01:28:33.066 --> 01:28:36.897
♪ I'm pissing on popularity ♪

1853
01:28:36.966 --> 01:28:39.831
♪ When the sun hits the shore,
then it's war ♪

1854
01:28:39.900 --> 01:28:42.455
♪ You'll be canceled
forevermore ♪

1855
01:28:42.523 --> 01:28:46.321
♪ I'm the legendary
Bloody, Bloody Mary ♪

1856
01:28:46.389 --> 01:28:51.118
♪ #VeryVeryGlorious ♪

1857
01:28:51.187 --> 01:28:53.017
♪ Glorious ♪

1858
01:28:53.085 --> 01:28:57.228
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

1859
01:28:57.297 --> 01:28:58.885
♪ Glorious ♪

1860
01:28:58.954 --> 01:29:02.889
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

1861
01:29:02.958 --> 01:29:06.237
♪ Glorious ♪

1862
01:29:06.306 --> 01:29:09.516
- ♪ End my days ♪

1863
01:29:09.585 --> 01:29:13.693
♪ Spare me a broken heart ♪

1864
01:29:13.762 --> 01:29:18.076
♪ I loved you from the start ♪

1865
01:29:18.145 --> 01:29:23.150
♪ Was I a fool, dear? ♪

1866
01:29:23.219 --> 01:29:25.187
♪ ♪

1867
01:29:52.179 --> 01:29:56.701
- Men don't have to choose
between love and power.

1868
01:29:56.770 --> 01:29:59.117
Why must a woman?

1869
01:29:59.186 --> 01:30:02.568
- I knew there was a reason
I liked this play.

1870
01:30:02.638 --> 01:30:05.572
[soft music]

1871
01:30:05.641 --> 01:30:12.717
♪ ♪

1872
01:30:33.945 --> 01:30:41.056
♪ ♪

1873
01:30:46.268 --> 01:30:49.305
I thought I was Bloody Mary.

1874
01:30:49.374 --> 01:30:52.136
No one was going
to know who I really was,

1875
01:30:52.205 --> 01:30:56.312
and nothing was going to stand
in the way of my success.

1876
01:30:56.380 --> 01:31:00.246
I wanted to get away
from this town, but really,

1877
01:31:00.316 --> 01:31:05.114
the only thing I was
trying to escape was me.

1878
01:31:05.183 --> 01:31:07.047
I didn't want to show people
who I really am

1879
01:31:07.116 --> 01:31:10.154
because I didn't want
to get hurt,

1880
01:31:10.223 --> 01:31:11.568
and I did.

1881
01:31:11.638 --> 01:31:14.261
I got hurt.

1882
01:31:14.330 --> 01:31:18.473
But I also discovered that
the people who are worth it,

1883
01:31:18.541 --> 01:31:22.442
you'll love them,
and they'll love you back.

1884
01:31:22.511 --> 01:31:25.410
♪ ♪

1885
01:31:25.480 --> 01:31:26.964
Who am I now?

1886
01:31:27.032 --> 01:31:31.727
Still to be determined,
but I'll be fine.

1887
01:31:31.796 --> 01:31:34.005
- Honor.
[clears throat]

1888
01:31:34.074 --> 01:31:36.318
We are in the middle
of a meeting right now.

1889
01:31:36.387 --> 01:31:38.527
- Oh, this will
only take a minute.

1890
01:31:38.596 --> 01:31:39.977
Hi, Michael.

1891
01:31:40.046 --> 01:31:42.635
Has he sent your recommendation
to Harvard yet?

1892
01:31:42.704 --> 01:31:45.741
- I--
- No, no, no, no, not yet.

1893
01:31:45.809 --> 01:31:47.812
- Good.

1894
01:31:47.880 --> 01:31:51.402
Because I think you
might want to reconsider.

1895
01:31:51.471 --> 01:31:52.955
Mr. Calvin,

1896
01:31:53.023 --> 01:31:54.923
are you asking me
to sleep with you?

1897
01:31:54.992 --> 01:31:57.166
- Why, I don't know if we'd be

1898
01:31:57.235 --> 01:31:59.893
doing a whole lot of sleeping.

1899
01:31:59.962 --> 01:32:01.723
- [laughs]

1900
01:32:01.791 --> 01:32:03.309
That's not what
it sounds like.

1901
01:32:03.379 --> 01:32:05.278
- Really?

1902
01:32:05.347 --> 01:32:06.866
♪ ♪

1903
01:32:06.934 --> 01:32:08.452
- Honor, you know
that you were always

1904
01:32:08.523 --> 01:32:09.834
my first choice, right?

1905
01:32:09.903 --> 01:32:12.043
- Oh.

1906
01:32:12.112 --> 01:32:17.152
Oh, thanks, but I don't
want you to recommend me.

1907
01:32:17.221 --> 01:32:19.257
Harvard is where all
the Kennedys went,

1908
01:32:19.326 --> 01:32:21.605
so I want you
to recommend our Kennedy.

1909
01:32:21.674 --> 01:32:23.710
- Uh-huh, yeah.

1910
01:32:23.779 --> 01:32:25.505
♪ ♪

1911
01:32:25.574 --> 01:32:27.438
- Bye, Michael.

1912
01:32:27.507 --> 01:32:30.441
[upbeat music]

1913
01:32:30.510 --> 01:32:35.204
♪ ♪

1914
01:32:35.273 --> 01:32:38.344
Like I said, I'll be fine.

1915
01:32:38.414 --> 01:32:42.315
- ♪ Ooh ♪

1916
01:32:42.384 --> 01:32:45.835
♪ Now loving is easy,
you had me fucked up ♪

1917
01:32:45.905 --> 01:32:49.736
♪ It used to be
so hard to see ♪

1918
01:32:49.805 --> 01:32:53.671
♪ Now loving is easy,
everything's perfect ♪

1919
01:32:53.740 --> 01:32:57.572
♪ Please don't change
a single little thing for me ♪

1920
01:32:57.641 --> 01:32:59.434
♪ Now, listen, boy ♪

1921
01:32:59.504 --> 01:33:01.127
♪ When you can't
even hide it ♪

1922
01:33:01.196 --> 01:33:02.715
- Cheers, bitches.
- Thank you.

1923
01:33:02.784 --> 01:33:05.338
- ♪ And it didn't take
forever to find it ♪

1924
01:33:05.407 --> 01:33:08.306
♪ I was on my own ♪

1925
01:33:08.375 --> 01:33:13.760
♪ Almost glad to be alone
until love came in ♪

1926
01:33:13.829 --> 01:33:16.901
♪ On time, on time ♪

1927
01:33:16.969 --> 01:33:21.043
♪ Now loving is easy,
you had me fucked up ♪

1928
01:33:21.112 --> 01:33:24.737
♪ It used to be so hard
to see ♪

1929
01:33:24.806 --> 01:33:26.704
♪ Now loving is easy ♪

1930
01:33:26.773 --> 01:33:29.085
♪ Everything's perfect ♪

1931
01:33:29.155 --> 01:33:32.814
♪ Please don't change
a single little thing for me ♪

1932
01:33:32.883 --> 01:33:36.576
♪ Oh, ah ♪

1933
01:33:36.645 --> 01:33:39.683
[cell phone ringing]

1934
01:33:39.752 --> 01:33:41.339
- Hi, Mom.
- It's an alarm.

1935
01:33:41.407 --> 01:33:42.858
I don't know how that happened.

1936
01:33:42.927 --> 01:33:47.725
- ♪ Ah, ah ♪

1937
01:33:47.794 --> 01:33:49.934
- Meow, meow, meow.

1938
01:33:50.003 --> 01:33:52.074
[laughing]
Shoot.

1939
01:33:52.143 --> 01:33:53.662
- It's an art piece.
There's no dialogue.

1940
01:33:53.731 --> 01:33:55.940
Just bowling.

1941
01:33:56.009 --> 01:33:58.046
Dead puppies.

1942
01:33:58.115 --> 01:34:03.948
♪ ♪

1943
01:34:04.017 --> 01:34:07.157
- ♪ Listen, boy, ooh ♪

1944
01:34:07.227 --> 01:34:10.645
- You see,
it's like Kenny Rogers said...

1945
01:34:10.714 --> 01:34:13.371
♪ ♪

1946
01:34:13.440 --> 01:34:15.063
- You forgot.

1947
01:34:15.132 --> 01:34:19.619
- ♪ Almost glad to be alone
until love came in ♪

1948
01:34:19.688 --> 01:34:23.002
♪ On time, on time ♪

1949
01:34:23.071 --> 01:34:24.866
♪ Now loving is easy ♪

1950
01:34:24.934 --> 01:34:27.005
- ET phone home.

1951
01:34:27.075 --> 01:34:29.767
Not from the St. Louis
Radisson, little man.

1952
01:34:29.835 --> 01:34:32.114
Where did all
the students go?

1953
01:34:32.183 --> 01:34:39.294
♪ ♪

1954
01:34:41.848 --> 01:34:44.505
- Oh, God, ow.

1955
01:34:44.575 --> 01:34:47.923
Once you lose your virginity,
the second time--

1956
01:34:47.992 --> 01:34:52.169
[laughter]

1957
01:34:52.237 --> 01:34:54.447
You want to keep going?

1958
01:34:54.516 --> 01:34:56.380
[laughter]

1959
01:34:56.449 --> 01:35:02.455
- That was the most forced
applause I have ever heard.

1960
01:35:02.523 --> 01:35:05.389
[whistle blows]
- Song club is over, traffic.

1961
01:35:05.458 --> 01:35:06.942
You--

1962
01:35:07.011 --> 01:35:09.358
[laughter]

1963
01:35:09.427 --> 01:35:12.637
- You smell like fries.
I meant it as a compliment.

1964
01:35:12.707 --> 01:35:14.329
I just told you--

1965
01:35:14.398 --> 01:35:16.641
- If it says mirror abort,
don't spill.

1966
01:35:16.710 --> 01:35:18.057
- You got it.

1967
01:35:18.126 --> 01:35:20.059
[laughter]

1968
01:35:20.128 --> 01:35:22.337
Mirror--abort!

1969
01:35:22.406 --> 01:35:24.753
- Yes, man,
he had way more [indistinct].

1970
01:35:24.822 --> 01:35:27.376
We were fricking--I, uh--

1971
01:35:27.445 --> 01:35:29.724
Let's go again.
[laughter]

1972
01:35:29.793 --> 01:35:31.518
- ♪ Now loving is easy ♪

1973
01:35:31.587 --> 01:35:33.624
- Oh, my God.

1974
01:35:33.693 --> 01:35:37.732
- ♪ Please don't change
a single little thing for me ♪

1975
01:35:37.800 --> 01:35:42.219
♪ Oh, ah, oh ♪

1976
01:35:42.288 --> 01:35:45.118
♪ Ah ♪

1977
01:35:45.187 --> 01:35:49.985
♪ Oh, ah ♪

1978
01:35:50.054 --> 01:35:51.675
- Work it!

1979
01:35:51.746 --> 01:35:53.092
- And love you!

1980
01:35:53.161 --> 01:35:54.610
all: Mean it!

1981
01:35:54.679 --> 01:35:58.304
[dog barking]
- [mimicking barking]

1982
01:35:58.373 --> 01:36:00.755
- And that's when I knew
she wasn't the one.

1983
01:36:00.824 --> 01:36:05.414
- ♪ Follow, follow ♪

1984
01:36:05.483 --> 01:36:09.210
♪ Follow my ♪

1985
01:36:09.280 --> 01:36:14.838
♪ Command ♪

1986
01:36:14.907 --> 01:36:18.427
[upbeat music]

1987
01:36:18.496 --> 01:36:20.775
♪ Did you think ♪

1988
01:36:20.844 --> 01:36:24.709
♪ I would be swayed
by the stars? ♪

1989
01:36:24.779 --> 01:36:28.679
♪ For I come from Venus,
not from Mars ♪

1990
01:36:28.748 --> 01:36:31.682
♪ Well, big mistake,
I won't break ♪

1991
01:36:31.751 --> 01:36:34.133
♪ Bid farewell
to my juicy cake ♪

1992
01:36:34.202 --> 01:36:36.652
- ♪ What a queen ♪

1993
01:36:36.721 --> 01:36:40.449
- ♪ I have no time
for charity ♪

1994
01:36:40.518 --> 01:36:44.419
♪ I'm pissing on popularity ♪

1995
01:36:44.487 --> 01:36:47.456
♪ When the sun hits the shore,
then it's war ♪

1996
01:36:47.525 --> 01:36:49.976
♪ You'll be canceled
forevermore ♪

1997
01:36:50.045 --> 01:36:53.911
♪ I'm the legendary
Bloody, Bloody Mary ♪

1998
01:36:53.980 --> 01:36:58.743
♪ #VeryVeryGlorious ♪

1999
01:36:58.813 --> 01:37:00.538
♪ Glorious ♪

2000
01:37:00.607 --> 01:37:04.818
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

2001
01:37:04.888 --> 01:37:06.855
♪ Glorious ♪

2002
01:37:06.924 --> 01:37:10.376
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

2003
01:37:10.445 --> 01:37:14.173
♪ Glorious ♪

2004
01:37:14.242 --> 01:37:17.762
- ♪ The legendary ♪
- ♪ Follow my command ♪

2005
01:37:17.832 --> 01:37:20.973
- ♪ #VeryScary ♪
- ♪ Now ♪

2006
01:37:21.041 --> 01:37:25.391
- ♪ She's the legendary ♪
- ♪ I am Bloody Mary ♪

2007
01:37:25.460 --> 01:37:27.807
- ♪ #VeryVery ♪

2008
01:37:27.876 --> 01:37:33.813
- ♪ Glorious ♪
- ♪ Glorious, glorious ♪

2009
01:37:33.882 --> 01:37:38.023
♪ Glorious, glorious ♪
- ♪ Glorious ♪

2010
01:37:38.093 --> 01:37:40.337
- ♪ Glorious ♪
- ♪ Glorious ♪

2011
01:37:40.406 --> 01:37:41.752
- ♪ Glorious ♪

2012
01:37:41.821 --> 01:37:43.684
- Whoo!
- ♪ Glorious ♪

2013
01:37:43.754 --> 01:37:47.754
- And scene.
[blade thuds]