WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:41.280 --> 00:00:43.280 (WAVES CRASHING) 4 00:00:52.400 --> 00:00:54.400 (WAVES CONTINUE CRASHING) 5 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:02.280 # MAT MCHUGH: Loneliness 6 00:01:54.520 --> 00:01:56.520 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 7 00:02:00.160 --> 00:02:02.680 Blast it. Who's got the vinegar? 8 00:02:02.720 --> 00:02:05.000 Yep. Well, I need something. 9 00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:07.880 It's really stinging. You should wee on it. 10 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:10.640 (LAUGHS) I don't think I could manage the angle. 11 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:13.680 I could. No, thanks. It's fine. 12 00:02:13.720 --> 00:02:17.200 Oh, go on, give us a shot. I don't want you to wee on me. 13 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:22.000 So, what do you want for your birthday? 14 00:02:22.040 --> 00:02:24.240 To not be having another birthday. 15 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.520 All right, gotta go. I've got to be at work by eight. 16 00:02:26.560 --> 00:02:28.920 Oh, I thought you had the day off today. Yeah, that turned into 17 00:02:28.960 --> 00:02:31.120 a half day off. Happy birthday me! 18 00:02:32.160 --> 00:02:34.560 Mm. Bye. Bye. 19 00:02:39.320 --> 00:02:41.320 Do you think she suspects anything? 20 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:55.280 GIRL (OVER PHONE): Happy birthday, Mum. Thanks. 21 00:02:55.320 --> 00:02:57.680 So you're old enough to retire now, right? 22 00:02:57.720 --> 00:02:59.880 (CHUCKLES) Ha-ha, Chloe. 23 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:03.440 There's no way they can cope without me. I can't even get a full day off. 24 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:05.560 And is Dad spoiling you? 25 00:03:05.600 --> 00:03:09.240 Oh, he will, don't you worry. Oh, it's just started snowing here. 26 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:11.560 London is so amazing. I can't believe I had 27 00:03:11.600 --> 00:03:14.400 to grow up in Australia. Thanks, Dad. 28 00:03:14.440 --> 00:03:18.400 Oh, Mum, hey, sorry, I've got to go. Oh. But have a great birthday. 29 00:03:18.440 --> 00:03:20.640 Already? Oh. Love you. 30 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:22.800 Bye, Dad. Bye, honey. 31 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:26.120 She seems happy. I hope that doesn't mean she's gonna stay. Of course she's happy. 32 00:03:26.160 --> 00:03:28.200 She's having a great time ignoring her studies. 33 00:03:28.240 --> 00:03:30.240 Just stop that, please. 34 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:33.240 I love this stuff! Oh. 35 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:35.480 Lack of food waste, high nutrition profile 36 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.920 and portion control. 37 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:40.000 It's so good you're doing it. 38 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:44.560 Wanna open that? 39 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:53.160 Go on, spoil yourself. Happy birthday. 40 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:56.560 Lovely. Now, can we go? 41 00:03:56.600 --> 00:03:58.600 I've got court first thing. 42 00:04:06.480 --> 00:04:08.600 Sorry. (KEYS JANGLING) 43 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:21.880 Hey, I hope you don't mind, but I've just very quickly separated out 44 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:24.120 the ones that don't qualify for business recovery. 45 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:26.200 MAN: Dina! 46 00:04:27.520 --> 00:04:29.520 Thanks. 47 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:32.800 I'm under the pump on that, um... 48 00:04:32.840 --> 00:04:34.920 removers there. "Pleased To Move You." 49 00:04:34.960 --> 00:04:37.160 We need to file for insolvency like yesterday. 50 00:04:37.200 --> 00:04:39.200 Got it. 51 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:41.880 Where's the rest of it? Er, left it on-site. 52 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:43.960 So could you... 53 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:47.440 I'm really busy right now. I was due to finish at lunch time today, 54 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:49.480 and I do have a client report to finalise. 55 00:04:49.520 --> 00:04:51.560 It will only take you a minute. 56 00:04:54.400 --> 00:04:56.640 Gina? Thanks. 57 00:04:56.680 --> 00:04:58.680 I - that's - yeah. 58 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:02.360 (SIGHS) 59 00:05:10.400 --> 00:05:12.400 Hello? 60 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:17.120 Hello? 61 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:38.160 (DOOR RATTLING, SLIDING OPEN) 62 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:49.840 Whoa! Hey, hey, Ben! Sorry. 63 00:05:49.880 --> 00:05:52.920 Ben, watch where you're going. Did you get your driver's licence 64 00:05:52.960 --> 00:05:54.960 on the dark net? 65 00:05:57.760 --> 00:06:00.000 You're really gonna have to learn how to reverse in here. 66 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:02.560 I don't like reversing. It's easy. It's like going forwards, 67 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:04.800 except backwards. Can't even do that. 68 00:06:04.840 --> 00:06:07.920 We've been waiting for someone to show up. 69 00:06:07.960 --> 00:06:11.360 I just came to get a file that my colleague left behind. 70 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:14.720 Tea? Biscuit? 71 00:06:14.760 --> 00:06:17.400 Oh, er, well, no. I'm actually on a bit of a - 72 00:06:17.440 --> 00:06:19.440 well, it's a diet box. 73 00:06:19.480 --> 00:06:22.280 He makes his own ginger snaps. Kinda chewy in the middle, 74 00:06:22.320 --> 00:06:24.520 but just the right amount of bite in the bite. 75 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:28.160 If you don't mind, I'll just collect the paperwork. 76 00:06:28.200 --> 00:06:30.480 You have no idea what you're missing out on. 77 00:06:30.520 --> 00:06:32.560 I don't know what file you're talking about. 78 00:06:34.880 --> 00:06:36.960 Well, I can see it. It's just - Oh, you're the one 79 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:39.080 that's gonna shut us down. 80 00:06:39.120 --> 00:06:41.160 Oh, no. I just do the organising 81 00:06:41.200 --> 00:06:43.200 and the things that other people forget to do 82 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:46.200 like bringing such paperwork back to the office. 83 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:49.320 You know, if you file that today, we're all out. 84 00:06:49.360 --> 00:06:51.800 Boys are owed money. Will see none of it. 85 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:56.400 I'm really not the person who makes those decision. 86 00:06:56.440 --> 00:06:58.760 I just need the paperwork. Well, you can't have it. 87 00:06:59.840 --> 00:07:01.880 If you don't let me have the paperwork, 88 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:03.920 I can't tell if we're able to help. 89 00:07:03.960 --> 00:07:05.960 What, you can help us? 90 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:08.000 I love a good spreadsheet. 91 00:07:09.400 --> 00:07:11.400 Well... 92 00:07:11.440 --> 00:07:13.440 you won't like this one. 93 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:22.080 I wonder what she means by loving a spreadsheet. 94 00:07:46.640 --> 00:07:48.640 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 95 00:07:57.520 --> 00:07:59.520 Gina. 96 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:01.560 I think you must have the wrong Gina. 97 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:04.120 Er, Gina Henderson? 98 00:08:04.160 --> 00:08:06.640 Yes. Um... 99 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:08.680 Happy birthday. 100 00:08:10.240 --> 00:08:12.720 (SPEAKER BEEPS) (MUSIC PLAYING) 101 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:24.120 Er, stop that. 102 00:08:24.160 --> 00:08:26.160 Now, please. 103 00:08:26.200 --> 00:08:28.200 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 104 00:08:30.480 --> 00:08:32.480 Please. 105 00:08:32.520 --> 00:08:34.520 Don't you like it? 106 00:08:34.560 --> 00:08:36.960 Oh, no, you're very good. Just... 107 00:08:39.920 --> 00:08:41.920 Please. 108 00:08:41.960 --> 00:08:43.960 Are you sure you want me to stop? 109 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:53.520 I-I'm sorry. Um... (SPEAKER BEEPING, MUSIC STOPS) 110 00:08:53.560 --> 00:08:56.440 I don't think you understand. I'm your birthday present. 111 00:09:00.400 --> 00:09:02.520 Well, could you put that back on, please? 112 00:09:02.560 --> 00:09:04.560 And re-buckle your belt. 113 00:09:05.760 --> 00:09:07.840 Well, you've got me for two hours. 114 00:09:09.960 --> 00:09:12.000 Two hours? 115 00:09:14.520 --> 00:09:17.560 How long does it take you to get undressed? 116 00:09:17.600 --> 00:09:20.680 Well, I undress the way you want me to undress. 117 00:09:20.720 --> 00:09:23.160 And then I'll do anything that you want me to do. 118 00:09:23.200 --> 00:09:25.200 Anything. 119 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:27.320 I'm very open-minded. 120 00:09:27.360 --> 00:09:29.440 Anything? 121 00:09:29.480 --> 00:09:31.520 Totally. 122 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:35.320 Really? 123 00:09:36.960 --> 00:09:39.000 Completely. 124 00:09:43.720 --> 00:09:45.800 Do you think you could clean my house? 125 00:09:47.040 --> 00:09:49.480 What? Well, you said... 126 00:09:49.520 --> 00:09:51.920 anything. 127 00:09:51.960 --> 00:09:55.600 Yeah, not that. You said you'd do whatever I wanted. 128 00:09:56.880 --> 00:10:00.880 No way, man. This is a prepaid service, right? 129 00:10:00.920 --> 00:10:03.840 So I think that's a contract in sales terms. 130 00:10:08.680 --> 00:10:10.680 Come on. Are you sure you wouldn't just... 131 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:13.320 rather I just take my clothes off? I'm married. 132 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:15.360 It doesn't stop most people. 133 00:10:16.880 --> 00:10:19.440 Could you start by doing the floor? 134 00:10:20.960 --> 00:10:22.960 # ABBE MAY: Pony 135 00:10:45.440 --> 00:10:47.760 You're enjoying this. 136 00:10:47.800 --> 00:10:49.800 (IRON HISSING) 137 00:10:49.840 --> 00:10:51.840 I'm not. 138 00:10:51.880 --> 00:10:53.880 It's not illegal to look, you know? 139 00:10:53.920 --> 00:10:56.680 # Someone who knows how to ride 140 00:10:56.720 --> 00:11:00.160 # Without evening falling off 141 00:11:00.200 --> 00:11:03.600 # Gotta be compatible 142 00:11:03.640 --> 00:11:06.440 # Takes me to my limits 143 00:11:06.480 --> 00:11:08.920 # Let's do it... Could you do the living room? 144 00:11:08.960 --> 00:11:11.160 # Ride it, my pony 145 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:14.280 # My saddle's waiting 146 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:17.840 # Come and jump on it # 147 00:11:17.880 --> 00:11:19.880 (MUSIC PLAYING) 148 00:11:22.360 --> 00:11:24.360 (EXHALES) 149 00:11:24.400 --> 00:11:26.600 Here, let me show you. You can't just rub away at it 150 00:11:26.640 --> 00:11:29.200 and hope for the best. You have to... 151 00:11:29.240 --> 00:11:31.960 be gentle. Yeah. 152 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:34.120 So-so go in circles. 153 00:11:36.720 --> 00:11:38.880 Not so fast. Slowly. 154 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:43.240 Start gently. 155 00:11:48.520 --> 00:11:50.520 Circles. 156 00:11:58.040 --> 00:12:00.040 That's your two hours. 157 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:02.840 Yep. Thanks. 158 00:12:02.880 --> 00:12:05.360 Um, it was, er, so not my pleasure. 159 00:12:05.400 --> 00:12:07.400 (LAUGHS) 160 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:09.480 Happy birthday. Oh, yep. 161 00:12:09.520 --> 00:12:11.600 I'll, um... I'll let myself out. 162 00:12:11.640 --> 00:12:13.640 Yeah. 163 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:21.120 (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 164 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:34.040 They want me to be equity partner. 165 00:12:35.960 --> 00:12:38.440 Why didn't you say? 166 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:40.800 I'm telling you now. (CHUCKLES) 167 00:12:40.840 --> 00:12:43.400 Didn't wanna jinx it. That's fantastic. 168 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:45.960 You've worked so hard. You'll be perfect. 169 00:12:47.440 --> 00:12:49.920 I've never slept with a senior partner before. 170 00:12:51.160 --> 00:12:53.200 (CHUCKLES) 171 00:12:54.320 --> 00:12:56.320 Honey... 172 00:12:57.560 --> 00:12:59.560 I've got a bit of a headache. 173 00:13:03.280 --> 00:13:05.320 Can you get the light? 174 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:07.360 Good night. 175 00:13:14.280 --> 00:13:16.280 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 176 00:13:20.040 --> 00:13:22.040 So... 177 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:24.080 was he gorgeous? 178 00:13:29.240 --> 00:13:31.600 Thank you very much, everyone, for the sex worker 179 00:13:31.640 --> 00:13:33.800 you sent to my home address. 180 00:13:33.840 --> 00:13:36.600 Come on, you sly dog. 181 00:13:36.640 --> 00:13:39.640 No, no, I-I paid for the premium version. 182 00:13:39.680 --> 00:13:42.160 They said if you get that, you can have anything you want. I... 183 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:44.200 Oh, my God. 184 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:46.640 So, what did you ask for? 185 00:13:47.880 --> 00:13:49.880 I asked him to clean my house. 186 00:13:49.920 --> 00:13:52.320 (LAUGHS) What? 187 00:13:52.360 --> 00:13:54.360 What was I supposed to do? 188 00:13:56.400 --> 00:13:59.400 Thank you for thinking of me, but if I want that I'll find it 189 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:01.840 in my own marriage. 190 00:14:01.880 --> 00:14:04.360 Farley was fantastic for that, I'll have you know. 191 00:14:04.400 --> 00:14:07.800 Farley was over a year ago. Some things happen in their own time. 192 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:10.320 Yeah, no, I mean, she's right, guys. It's not like any of us singles 193 00:14:10.360 --> 00:14:13.240 are getting any. Apart from you, of course, Hayley. 194 00:14:13.280 --> 00:14:15.600 It does. It sounds amazing, actually, 195 00:14:15.640 --> 00:14:17.880 having a man clean your house. 196 00:14:21.400 --> 00:14:23.440 Did he have a six-pack? 197 00:14:24.640 --> 00:14:27.280 Oh, please tell me he at least took his shirt off. Did he? 198 00:14:29.760 --> 00:14:31.760 It was a four-pack. 199 00:14:33.560 --> 00:14:36.680 Oh, yes! (CLAPPING) Yes, Gina! 200 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:39.480 (ALL LAUGHING) Whoo! 201 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:46.760 Brett, I was looking at those removals figures 202 00:14:46.800 --> 00:14:48.920 and I think we're missing a bit of, um... 203 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:54.240 It's just fatty tissue. 204 00:14:54.280 --> 00:14:56.880 Sorry. So, um, I thought... 205 00:14:58.040 --> 00:15:01.960 Oh. You know you haven't remembered my birthday for five years. 206 00:15:05.680 --> 00:15:07.680 There was a restructure. 207 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:09.720 My hands were tied. 208 00:15:09.760 --> 00:15:11.760 I'm sorry. 209 00:15:11.800 --> 00:15:13.840 You'll get picked up straight away. 210 00:15:15.480 --> 00:15:17.600 There will be some sort of package. 211 00:15:19.080 --> 00:15:21.080 Who else did you let go? 212 00:15:22.760 --> 00:15:24.760 Just yourself at present. 213 00:15:26.880 --> 00:15:30.440 Here's your copies. Now I'm almost done reconfiguring 214 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:34.560 the report system, and you need to get a social strategist. 215 00:15:34.600 --> 00:15:36.720 Can I get you something, Gina? 216 00:15:36.760 --> 00:15:38.840 Yeah, you can take your double D cups and you can piss off 217 00:15:38.880 --> 00:15:41.280 back to your own department. 218 00:15:41.320 --> 00:15:43.360 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 219 00:15:43.400 --> 00:15:45.680 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) WOMAN: Do you think she's OK? 220 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:16.480 (EXHALES) 221 00:16:25.520 --> 00:16:28.920 OK. I've got you a little cheer up present. 222 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:31.520 Oh... Now, it is a remote-controlled 223 00:16:31.560 --> 00:16:33.680 internal vibrator. 224 00:16:33.720 --> 00:16:35.720 So you wear it inside. Oh, I... 225 00:16:35.760 --> 00:16:38.680 No. It's movement controlled, Bluetooth enabled. 226 00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:40.760 It's amazing. I... No, no, no. 227 00:16:40.800 --> 00:16:42.800 I've got one. It was a buy one, get one free 228 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:44.880 so this is for you. 229 00:16:44.920 --> 00:16:47.920 Well, that-that is so lovely of you to think of me. 230 00:16:47.960 --> 00:16:50.280 No, I didn't think of you. I was gonna give it to one of the others, 231 00:16:50.320 --> 00:16:52.320 but clearly it has to be you. Why? Why me? 232 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:54.640 Because you're gonna be stuck at home by yourself all day, 233 00:16:54.680 --> 00:16:56.800 so got to have something to do. OK. 234 00:17:17.400 --> 00:17:19.400 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 235 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:28.000 Uh, hi. I think I left the speaker. 236 00:17:28.040 --> 00:17:30.760 The bastards wanna charge me 200 bucks for what's like a... 237 00:17:30.800 --> 00:17:33.080 50-dollar speaker, so... 238 00:17:33.120 --> 00:17:36.040 Do you mind if I...? No, come in. 239 00:17:36.080 --> 00:17:38.080 Thanks. 240 00:17:42.640 --> 00:17:45.000 Nah. I was a shit stripper. 241 00:17:45.040 --> 00:17:48.120 Didn't even make it past my trial week. I thought you were great. 242 00:17:50.160 --> 00:17:53.000 You don't recognise me, do you? From the moving company. 243 00:17:53.040 --> 00:17:55.040 You're from 'Please To Move You'? 244 00:17:55.080 --> 00:17:58.120 Well, no, not anymore. No. Now we're folding. 245 00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:00.480 So that's two jobs I've lost in one week. 246 00:18:00.520 --> 00:18:02.640 But I read the file. That's not necessary. 247 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:04.680 There are things you can do to turn that around. 248 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:08.000 Well, tell that to the dickheads who decided we're not worth saving. 249 00:18:08.040 --> 00:18:10.080 Oh, sorry. 250 00:18:10.120 --> 00:18:12.120 Ah! 251 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:14.200 Ah. 252 00:18:16.840 --> 00:18:19.560 200 bucks right there - that's... 253 00:18:19.600 --> 00:18:22.880 What I could - I mean, have you thought about 254 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:25.040 doing other work? Yeah. 255 00:18:25.080 --> 00:18:27.280 Cleaning? Cleaning? 256 00:18:27.320 --> 00:18:29.320 No, I can't. 257 00:18:29.360 --> 00:18:31.360 Ah, so you'll take your clothes off for strangers, 258 00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:33.560 but God forbid if you have to clean a woman's house. 259 00:18:33.600 --> 00:18:36.480 I've just got to get back and help fix the truck so they can sell it. 260 00:18:36.520 --> 00:18:39.280 Ah. Yeah, I'm not the only one out of work. You know, there's four of us. 261 00:18:39.320 --> 00:18:41.680 Ah. But thanks. 262 00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:11.200 House cleaners? I've never cleaned a house before. 263 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:14.760 It's gross. Possibly shirtless cleaning. 264 00:19:14.800 --> 00:19:17.720 If-if that's what the clients want. 265 00:19:17.760 --> 00:19:20.840 Uh, I don't think that's gonna work out so well for all of us. 266 00:19:21.800 --> 00:19:24.040 What about the removals? Oh, we'll do them. 267 00:19:24.080 --> 00:19:26.640 Just if you don't get enough removals bookings, 268 00:19:26.680 --> 00:19:28.960 you'll have to clean. 269 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:31.040 And what about the shirt business? 270 00:19:31.080 --> 00:19:33.040 Optional extra, billable. 271 00:19:33.080 --> 00:19:35.560 Tom, what do you have to say about your experience as a stripper? 272 00:19:35.600 --> 00:19:37.600 Mate, you stripped? 273 00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:39.680 Yeah, I only did it for a little bit. 274 00:19:39.720 --> 00:19:43.120 Did you feel exploited? I loved it. 275 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:45.640 (LAUGHING) You must have been pretty shit. 276 00:19:45.680 --> 00:19:48.960 Fuck off, I was all right. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 277 00:19:49.000 --> 00:19:51.040 How do you know about him being a stripper? 278 00:19:51.080 --> 00:19:53.080 Oh, er, my friends 279 00:19:53.120 --> 00:19:55.240 booked him as a surprise... 280 00:19:55.280 --> 00:19:57.320 surprise, uh, present. 281 00:19:57.360 --> 00:20:00.520 I just think there are a lot of women who really like the thought of a man 282 00:20:00.560 --> 00:20:03.480 cleaning their house, shirtless on request. 283 00:20:03.520 --> 00:20:05.600 And I think they'll pay for it. 284 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:08.720 Is that all right with everyone? 285 00:20:11.800 --> 00:20:14.200 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) Gina. 286 00:20:15.360 --> 00:20:17.720 I would like to make an offer on the removals company 287 00:20:17.760 --> 00:20:20.480 'Pleased To Move You'. We closed them down. 288 00:20:20.520 --> 00:20:22.520 We do offer counselling, you know that. 289 00:20:22.560 --> 00:20:24.680 You didn't close them. I did. 290 00:20:24.720 --> 00:20:27.720 Only, um, I didn't. (LAUGHS) 291 00:20:27.760 --> 00:20:29.800 I decided they qualify for business recovery. 292 00:20:29.840 --> 00:20:31.840 Gina, that place is history. 293 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:35.000 And you can smell it on them and the manager's like... 50. 294 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:45.240 I can't give you a company. Yes, you can if it's not worth anything. 295 00:20:45.280 --> 00:20:47.360 Hm, it's not that it's worth nothing. 296 00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:50.320 The company has assets - you know, client base, corporate knowledge. 297 00:20:50.360 --> 00:20:53.320 Truck, if I recall. But I don't have any money yet. 298 00:20:53.360 --> 00:20:55.360 Not on my own. 299 00:20:55.400 --> 00:20:57.880 The creditors need 10% of assets 300 00:20:57.920 --> 00:21:00.520 so if you can find a way to come up with that, 301 00:21:00.560 --> 00:21:02.600 it could be yours. 302 00:21:03.640 --> 00:21:05.680 Could I pay in instalments? 303 00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:09.520 I'd need a commission. 304 00:21:18.280 --> 00:21:20.680 Gina, that is so brave. 305 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:22.720 True god. 306 00:21:22.760 --> 00:21:25.720 You frickin' nailed it. Where'd you find your cleaners? 307 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:30.440 Actually it's the, uh, stripper 308 00:21:30.480 --> 00:21:32.480 you got me for my birthday. 309 00:21:32.520 --> 00:21:35.240 The one with the four-pack? The very same. 310 00:21:35.280 --> 00:21:37.280 (CHUCKLES) 311 00:21:45.080 --> 00:21:47.120 Hm. You still here? 312 00:21:48.600 --> 00:21:51.080 Brett let me go. 313 00:21:51.120 --> 00:21:53.240 There was a restructure. He had to. 314 00:21:55.440 --> 00:21:58.160 Were you the only one? Yep. 315 00:21:58.200 --> 00:22:00.200 That's not a restructure. 316 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:02.880 That's age discrimination. That's a problem. We can pursue that. 317 00:22:02.920 --> 00:22:05.800 I wouldn't worry about it. I'm setting up a different business. 318 00:22:07.240 --> 00:22:09.280 What kind of business? 319 00:22:13.440 --> 00:22:16.480 Removals. Removals? 320 00:22:16.520 --> 00:22:18.720 (CHUCKLES) Gina, do you know what you're getting into? 321 00:22:18.760 --> 00:22:20.760 It's fine. We already have the - 322 00:22:20.800 --> 00:22:23.480 Is this some kind of scheme? Cos you know this pyramid selling business - 323 00:22:23.520 --> 00:22:26.440 some of them are just a scam. It's perfectly fine. 324 00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:29.200 I'm just helping them diversify their service base. 325 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:31.280 Into what? What? What? 326 00:22:31.320 --> 00:22:33.920 Listen, it's the first day and I'm-I'm-I'm late. 327 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:36.280 Yeah, just gotta, mm, run. 328 00:22:40.520 --> 00:22:43.040 You remember how to clean with a microfibre? 329 00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:46.480 S shape. What's a microfibre again? 330 00:22:48.120 --> 00:22:50.760 OK, just ask her how she'd like her house cleaned. 331 00:22:50.800 --> 00:22:52.800 I'm sure she'll tell you. 332 00:22:52.840 --> 00:22:55.200 Can I ask you, what did you like when I was cleaning? 333 00:22:55.240 --> 00:22:57.240 Cos I didn't know what I was doing, so... 334 00:22:57.280 --> 00:22:59.280 any pointers would be great. Uh... 335 00:22:59.320 --> 00:23:01.360 Well, you were good at the skirting boards. 336 00:23:02.320 --> 00:23:04.560 No, no, like... 337 00:23:04.600 --> 00:23:06.960 what did you like? Oh! 338 00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:12.000 Er, do you remember what you did with your shirt? 339 00:23:12.040 --> 00:23:14.640 I took it off. Yeah. And? 340 00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:16.680 You put it in your back pocket. 341 00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:18.720 Yeah, you could maybe try that again. Oh. 342 00:23:18.760 --> 00:23:20.840 Um, and, you know, leave it there. 343 00:23:20.880 --> 00:23:22.920 Yeah, no problem. 344 00:23:24.080 --> 00:23:26.480 Should I do the introductions for you? No, no, no, I've got it, 345 00:23:26.520 --> 00:23:28.760 I've got it. Yeah, I'm just gonna stay here. All right. 346 00:23:28.800 --> 00:23:30.800 All right. OK. (CHUCKLES) 347 00:23:30.840 --> 00:23:32.880 Elbow grease. Yeah. 348 00:23:44.760 --> 00:23:47.080 I've come to clean your house. Good. 349 00:23:47.120 --> 00:23:49.120 Great. 350 00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:53.280 Um, do you wanna start in here? 351 00:23:53.320 --> 00:23:55.320 (CLOCK TICKING) 352 00:24:06.320 --> 00:24:08.320 (CHUCKLES) 353 00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:13.680 (OBJECTS CLATTER) 354 00:24:13.720 --> 00:24:15.720 Sorry. 355 00:24:15.760 --> 00:24:18.160 You're gonna have to tell me how to do some of this. 356 00:24:18.200 --> 00:24:20.200 Oh. 357 00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:22.240 Oh. 358 00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:28.880 (CHUCKLES) 359 00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:33.560 So, uh, where next? 360 00:24:35.360 --> 00:24:37.840 Kitchen. Yeah. 361 00:24:43.680 --> 00:24:45.680 Just... 362 00:24:47.040 --> 00:24:50.000 Thomas? Yeah. Sorry, can I call you Tom? 363 00:24:50.040 --> 00:24:53.160 Yeah. Tom, would you mind taking your boots off, please? 364 00:24:54.360 --> 00:24:56.360 Yes. Sorry. 365 00:25:01.560 --> 00:25:03.560 Whoo. 366 00:25:03.600 --> 00:25:05.600 (CHUCKLES) 367 00:25:07.800 --> 00:25:09.800 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 368 00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:47.960 (FRIDGE DOOR OPENS) 369 00:26:21.040 --> 00:26:23.680 That is not happening ever again. 370 00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:27.400 Sure thing, boss. 371 00:26:36.520 --> 00:26:38.520 (MOTORCYCLE RIDING PAST) 372 00:26:39.840 --> 00:26:42.280 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 373 00:26:48.520 --> 00:26:50.520 (SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) 374 00:26:55.440 --> 00:26:58.040 Tom. I got a promotion. 375 00:26:58.080 --> 00:27:01.240 I have a boyfriend. I brought ice cream. 376 00:27:01.280 --> 00:27:03.280 I'm off dairy, Tom. 377 00:27:03.320 --> 00:27:06.360 Oh. Um, are you off... 378 00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:08.400 Chocolate Obsession? 379 00:27:09.760 --> 00:27:12.160 Damn you. 380 00:27:12.200 --> 00:27:14.200 (CHUCKLES) 381 00:27:15.040 --> 00:27:18.040 So, um... is everything going OK? 382 00:27:18.080 --> 00:27:20.080 With the - with the baby? Is it going OK? 383 00:27:20.120 --> 00:27:22.600 He is fine. Kicking like a bastard. 384 00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:24.720 He? Yeah. 385 00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:32.000 Bye, Tom. Yeah. 386 00:27:32.040 --> 00:27:34.040 Bye. 387 00:27:35.680 --> 00:27:37.680 He. (CHUCKLES) 388 00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:47.400 (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE) 389 00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:51.920 (CHUCKLES) 390 00:27:54.560 --> 00:27:56.600 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Hello? 391 00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:58.640 Hi, I was wondering if I could make a booking 392 00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:00.680 for one of those house cleaners, please? 393 00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:04.400 Yes. Yes. I'm sorry, it's so noisy in here. 394 00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:06.440 When would you like? 395 00:28:06.480 --> 00:28:08.600 Sometime on Thursday. OK. 396 00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:11.560 Sorry, can - I - can you say that again? 397 00:28:11.600 --> 00:28:13.800 Um, hi. (LAUGHS) 398 00:28:13.840 --> 00:28:15.840 Oh. Excuse me. 399 00:28:17.080 --> 00:28:19.080 Are you the one with the service? 400 00:28:19.120 --> 00:28:21.560 Yes, I am. Can you just give me a couple of minutes? 401 00:28:21.600 --> 00:28:24.560 I'm just taking a booking. I must have this house cleaner. 402 00:28:24.600 --> 00:28:26.640 Oh. I've heard it's very good. 403 00:28:26.680 --> 00:28:29.160 I hear he leaves no surface untouched, 404 00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:31.200 gets into every crevice. 405 00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:34.120 So I was wondering if you had any availability on Thursday. 406 00:28:34.160 --> 00:28:36.200 Excuse me. No, I'll take Thursday. 407 00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:38.440 (SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER) 408 00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:40.840 You did so good! 409 00:28:40.880 --> 00:28:43.080 You know it's just for cleaning, right? 410 00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:48.960 I want what she had. Yeah, sorry, but cleaning is just a cover. 411 00:28:51.200 --> 00:28:53.200 (CHUCKLES) 412 00:28:53.240 --> 00:28:56.560 That was a mistake. That-That is not gonna happen again. 413 00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:01.920 Would anyone like to book a straight-up cleaning job? 414 00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:08.560 Wanna get drunk? I have vodka. 415 00:29:08.600 --> 00:29:10.600 No. 416 00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:12.720 You'll get another job. It won't be that hard. 417 00:29:12.760 --> 00:29:14.760 Don't lie to me. 418 00:29:14.800 --> 00:29:17.560 OK, because you're over 50 it's gonna be very hard. 419 00:29:17.600 --> 00:29:19.640 I know. 420 00:29:22.080 --> 00:29:24.120 Oh, I'm not gonna do it. 421 00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:26.160 Why not? (GASPS) 422 00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:31.120 I couldn't ask those men to do that. Actually, I think he was the one 423 00:29:31.160 --> 00:29:33.160 who offered. I just couldn't. 424 00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:35.200 Oh, God. 425 00:29:35.240 --> 00:29:37.280 You're so... British. 426 00:29:37.320 --> 00:29:39.640 What does that mean? This is a very good idea. 427 00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:41.680 You're being so uptight. 428 00:29:42.840 --> 00:29:44.880 Sorry. (CHUCKLES) 429 00:29:48.080 --> 00:29:50.080 (CAR BEEPS) 430 00:29:57.080 --> 00:29:59.080 (EXHALES) 431 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:10.640 (SIGHS) 432 00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:20.240 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Shh-shh. 433 00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:25.960 Does anyone still want to make a booking? 434 00:30:28.280 --> 00:30:30.320 Well, for cleaning or for sex? 435 00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:34.000 Both. 436 00:30:34.040 --> 00:30:36.040 (CHEERING AND LAUGHTER) 437 00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:52.440 Obviously you don't have to if you don't want to. 438 00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:56.720 And, um, I have prepared a whole redundancy package 439 00:30:56.760 --> 00:30:58.760 for each of you. 440 00:30:58.800 --> 00:31:01.640 That perhaps is the other option. 441 00:31:04.600 --> 00:31:06.600 And if we want to? 442 00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:09.000 Well, then, you just go right ahead. 443 00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:11.920 (CHUCKLES) 444 00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:14.520 And you just ask your client if she'd prefer to have her house cleaned 445 00:31:14.560 --> 00:31:17.160 before or after. 446 00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:19.720 (CHUCKLES) Oh. 447 00:31:19.760 --> 00:31:22.280 Don't look at me. 448 00:31:22.320 --> 00:31:25.120 Well, then you could just do the housework. 449 00:31:26.120 --> 00:31:28.120 Business as usual. 450 00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:31.920 Well, uh, so... 451 00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:34.000 right, so, um... 452 00:31:34.040 --> 00:31:36.800 quality control. Um, obviously the cleaning 453 00:31:36.840 --> 00:31:40.120 must be effective, and there must be a minimum of one orgasm. 454 00:31:40.160 --> 00:31:43.240 (LAUGHS) You've thought of everything. 455 00:31:43.280 --> 00:31:45.280 Do we count our own? 456 00:31:45.320 --> 00:31:48.640 If we count hers and mine, 457 00:31:48.680 --> 00:31:51.160 that's two, right? That's a multiple? 458 00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:53.200 Yours is irrelevant. 459 00:31:55.600 --> 00:31:57.760 Is she serious? I think she is. 460 00:31:59.080 --> 00:32:01.520 I'm down for it. It will be like career enhancement. 461 00:32:01.560 --> 00:32:03.720 Dude, you can't hold down a job to save your life. 462 00:32:03.760 --> 00:32:05.800 You can't even keep a driver's license. 463 00:32:05.840 --> 00:32:07.840 It wasn't my fault. It's never your fault. 464 00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:09.960 What if you don't like her? Your client? 465 00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:12.480 Gina was pretty clear. If you don't like anything about the session, 466 00:32:12.520 --> 00:32:15.480 you can leave it. Or what if she doesn't like us? 467 00:32:15.520 --> 00:32:17.560 When I did my stripping week, that was the worst bit. 468 00:32:17.600 --> 00:32:19.640 You can be like really well-built. If you're a stripper, 469 00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:21.840 you can't just be a bit hot. You have to be smoking. 470 00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:25.440 If we're gonna sleep with people, 471 00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:27.520 we'll have to be sex gods. 472 00:32:28.800 --> 00:32:30.800 Sounds good. 473 00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:36.400 I'm in. 474 00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:38.440 Are you kidding? I'm in. 475 00:32:39.760 --> 00:32:41.760 (CHUCKLES) 476 00:32:43.840 --> 00:32:46.360 Steve? 477 00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:49.920 I'll be your IT department, at least to get you started. 478 00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:52.320 I found this site. Oh. 479 00:32:53.840 --> 00:32:56.000 Jesus. Is that shit even legal? 480 00:32:56.040 --> 00:32:58.040 Yeah, that stripper joint I worked for did that, 481 00:32:58.080 --> 00:33:00.080 but they had some kind of a special licence. 482 00:33:00.120 --> 00:33:02.120 Apparently took them ages to get it. Yeah, I've heard, 483 00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:04.560 but we need to get started. So if we did a website like this, 484 00:33:04.600 --> 00:33:07.080 could we make the site owner anonymous? Yeah, but you still need 485 00:33:07.120 --> 00:33:09.440 search engine optimisation with the right search words. 486 00:33:10.440 --> 00:33:12.680 So, housecleaning. 487 00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:14.720 Sex. (CHUCKLES) 488 00:33:14.760 --> 00:33:16.760 Pleasure. 489 00:33:16.800 --> 00:33:18.840 You should be jotting this down. 490 00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:21.200 Escorts who love your home. 491 00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:23.760 (KEYBOARD BUTTONS CLACKING) 492 00:33:23.800 --> 00:33:26.160 Um, integrity, safety. 493 00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:28.200 Discretion. Rock-solid. 494 00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:30.240 Best ever root you'll get all year. 495 00:33:36.560 --> 00:33:39.040 I thought we were all going round. Yeah, integrity's good. 496 00:33:41.720 --> 00:33:43.720 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 497 00:33:46.360 --> 00:33:48.360 (MUSIC STOPS) 498 00:33:52.320 --> 00:33:54.400 Hi. Hi. 499 00:33:54.440 --> 00:33:56.440 Come in. Thank you. 500 00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:08.240 Right on time. (CHUCKLES) 501 00:34:16.120 --> 00:34:18.120 # MO'HORIZONS: Foto Viva. 502 00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:22.840 (EXHALES) 503 00:34:22.880 --> 00:34:25.120 Tom? 504 00:34:25.160 --> 00:34:27.600 Would you like to dance? 505 00:34:27.640 --> 00:34:29.720 Yeah. Sure thing. 506 00:34:48.480 --> 00:34:51.040 Just stop that. It's fine. 507 00:34:51.080 --> 00:34:53.080 # Fota viva, viva, viva 508 00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:57.720 # Fota viva, viva, viva 509 00:34:59.480 --> 00:35:03.800 # Da melodia que falava do futuro 510 00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:06.640 # Que voce imaginou 511 00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:13.000 # Do passado que voce nao viveu # 512 00:35:13.040 --> 00:35:15.040 (DO YOU WANT ME? PLAYING) 513 00:35:21.160 --> 00:35:23.160 Ah. 514 00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:27.880 # Are you lonely, oh, my darling? 515 00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:30.080 # Do you want me? 516 00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:33.840 # Are you lonely, oh, my darling? 517 00:35:33.880 --> 00:35:35.920 # Do you need me? (STRAINS) 518 00:35:37.720 --> 00:35:41.080 # I can tell by the look in your eyes 519 00:35:41.120 --> 00:35:45.320 # I don't want your afters 520 00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:48.920 # Don't you want me, my darling? 521 00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:52.320 # Don't you want me tonight? 522 00:35:55.160 --> 00:35:57.640 # I'm... 523 00:35:57.680 --> 00:36:01.400 # All yours # 524 00:36:06.680 --> 00:36:08.680 (SNORING) 525 00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:18.520 Um, so I've been thinking. 526 00:36:18.560 --> 00:36:20.960 And... 527 00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.600 You see, I'm just not exactly sure 528 00:36:23.640 --> 00:36:26.000 that I can reliably say that I know 529 00:36:26.040 --> 00:36:29.520 how to please... a woman. 530 00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:34.800 Well... 531 00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:37.000 if you can say that... 532 00:36:38.240 --> 00:36:40.280 ..you're a better man than most. 533 00:36:44.680 --> 00:36:46.680 Good. 534 00:36:49.960 --> 00:36:52.160 What, Anthony? So-So he's big. 535 00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:55.640 A jackhammer? 536 00:36:55.680 --> 00:36:58.560 Oh. Oh, I am... 537 00:36:58.600 --> 00:37:00.600 very sorry. 538 00:37:00.640 --> 00:37:03.200 Yes, of course, I completely understand. 539 00:37:03.240 --> 00:37:06.600 Can we make it up to you in some way? (I wasn't that bad.) 540 00:37:06.640 --> 00:37:10.000 Very sorry once again. Back to cleaning and removals, bro. 541 00:37:10.040 --> 00:37:12.520 On my hot mother, I swear. (TELEPHONE RINGING) 542 00:37:12.560 --> 00:37:14.640 Pleased to Move You. 543 00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:17.840 (CRUNCHING) 544 00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:21.080 Really? Oh, that's just basic. 545 00:37:21.120 --> 00:37:23.600 What else did he miss? Dude. 546 00:37:24.640 --> 00:37:26.640 Oh, he'll be back. 547 00:37:27.480 --> 00:37:30.080 I understand. No charge. 548 00:37:32.320 --> 00:37:36.160 Come on, fellas. Don't feel bad. We all make mistakes. 549 00:37:36.200 --> 00:37:38.280 Let's look at the positives here. 550 00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:40.320 At least you're both in the shit. 551 00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:42.520 I mean, it's not like you're gonna sack them. 552 00:37:42.560 --> 00:37:44.560 (SIGHS) 553 00:37:48.200 --> 00:37:50.200 One of my members of staff is... 554 00:37:51.280 --> 00:37:53.280 How shall I put this? He's, um... 555 00:37:53.320 --> 00:37:56.120 very... well... 556 00:37:56.160 --> 00:37:58.200 Endowed? 557 00:37:58.240 --> 00:38:00.240 Oh, God. God's gift. 558 00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:02.680 Yeah, he needs help from someone who knows more than him. 559 00:38:02.720 --> 00:38:04.760 Someone very... 560 00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:06.840 very experienced. 561 00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:13.920 (CHUCKLES) 562 00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:15.960 Guys. 563 00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:26.440 Just be cool. 564 00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:31.320 Just be cool. 565 00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:36.000 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 566 00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:41.600 Could you teach him to clean everything? 567 00:38:41.640 --> 00:38:43.720 Nothing sexy. Just-just cleaning. 568 00:38:44.600 --> 00:38:46.600 Everything. Thoroughly. 569 00:38:46.640 --> 00:38:49.680 Uh, because I am chairing a board meeting at three. 570 00:38:49.720 --> 00:38:52.200 Oh, yeah. He will so be done by then. 571 00:38:52.240 --> 00:38:56.000 It's just your place - it's the perfect training ground. 572 00:38:56.040 --> 00:38:58.080 Mm. OK. 573 00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:02.400 Keep your clothes on. 574 00:39:22.680 --> 00:39:25.160 Are you sure it will be good? The cleaning? 575 00:39:25.200 --> 00:39:27.200 The sex. 576 00:39:27.240 --> 00:39:29.440 Of course. 577 00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:31.560 What if he doesn't like me? 578 00:39:33.440 --> 00:39:35.480 Why do you think he would like you? 579 00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:39.080 It's been a little while since I've, um... 580 00:39:41.360 --> 00:39:43.400 Ah. 581 00:39:43.440 --> 00:39:46.120 Now like quite a few years. 582 00:39:46.160 --> 00:39:48.600 That happens. (CHUCKLES) 583 00:39:48.640 --> 00:39:50.640 Quite a few. 584 00:39:56.720 --> 00:39:58.720 (GROANING) 585 00:40:00.640 --> 00:40:02.640 (CONTINUES GROANING) 586 00:40:02.680 --> 00:40:04.840 Can we just stop? Stop. OK. 587 00:40:07.240 --> 00:40:09.800 Did you learn everything you know from watching porn? 588 00:40:12.480 --> 00:40:15.960 Porn is the exact opposite of what good sex feels like for women. 589 00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:19.880 Has no one ever told you that? No. 590 00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:22.040 Oh, God. Um... 591 00:40:22.080 --> 00:40:24.160 Uh, you just tell me what I'm doing wrong 592 00:40:24.200 --> 00:40:26.200 and I will listen. 593 00:40:27.680 --> 00:40:30.320 You don't just listen with your ears. 594 00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:32.360 You listen with your body. 595 00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:34.600 Now, every woman's body is different. 596 00:40:34.640 --> 00:40:36.680 So even if I teach you a technique, 597 00:40:36.720 --> 00:40:38.800 you still have to listen each time. Mm. 598 00:40:40.160 --> 00:40:42.200 What do you have to do every single time? 599 00:40:42.240 --> 00:40:44.560 Have to, um, listen 600 00:40:44.600 --> 00:40:46.680 to your body with my body. 601 00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:51.760 So I'm pretty successful at work, 602 00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:53.880 in pretty much everything in life, 603 00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:56.600 except one thing. Let me guess. 604 00:40:56.640 --> 00:40:58.840 Yeah, well, let's just say that 605 00:40:58.880 --> 00:41:01.560 not all of my sexual experiences 606 00:41:01.600 --> 00:41:03.600 have been enjoyable. 607 00:41:05.520 --> 00:41:07.720 You don't have to do this if you don't want to. 608 00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:09.760 No, I've thought about it a lot. 609 00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:12.040 I don't want a relationship and I don't like the idea 610 00:41:12.080 --> 00:41:14.920 of an online hook-up, and I've realised that 611 00:41:14.960 --> 00:41:17.920 I don't wanna give up on sex forever, so... (CHUCKLES) 612 00:41:19.600 --> 00:41:22.560 Well, you can take it gently. You could, like, start with... 613 00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:26.960 ..a foot rub, and then move onto a little massage, 614 00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:29.560 and then just see if you want to take it any further. 615 00:41:29.600 --> 00:41:31.960 Can we do that? Sure. 616 00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:35.160 Glass of wine? W-What do you like to drink? 617 00:41:35.200 --> 00:41:38.600 Gin. I might have to slam a few first 618 00:41:38.640 --> 00:41:40.720 to forget myself to get started. 619 00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:43.280 You know, I think you are here to remember yourself. 620 00:41:44.440 --> 00:41:46.520 Yeah. Thanks. 621 00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:58.520 You know what? 622 00:41:58.560 --> 00:42:00.560 Yeah, I'll just do it. 623 00:42:00.600 --> 00:42:02.600 Oh. 624 00:42:02.640 --> 00:42:05.480 Not very good at letting other people do things for you, are you? 625 00:42:05.520 --> 00:42:07.560 Er, we need a different cloth. 626 00:42:07.600 --> 00:42:09.920 Yep, I'll get it. No, no, it's fine. 627 00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:14.920 What does your husband do? 628 00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:17.520 Er, did you mean to ask what do I do? 629 00:42:17.560 --> 00:42:19.560 I'm a corporate lawyer. 630 00:42:20.720 --> 00:42:22.720 He is a surgeon. 631 00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:24.760 Good with his hands? (SCOFFS) 632 00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:26.800 He used to be. 633 00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:28.840 I'm sorry. I didn't realise he's not around. 634 00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:31.760 Oh, no, no, no. He is around. It's just that we don't... 635 00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:33.880 Oh. ..you know, kind of... 636 00:42:36.240 --> 00:42:38.240 (SIGHS) 637 00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:40.520 Um, you can start on the bath. 638 00:42:40.560 --> 00:42:42.640 Yeah. Yeah. 639 00:42:42.680 --> 00:42:44.760 It's OK. The same with my girlfriend, 640 00:42:44.800 --> 00:42:47.040 or my ex. We stopped, as well. 641 00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:57.360 Was that just because it wasn't very good? 642 00:42:57.400 --> 00:42:59.840 Oh, no, no, it was great. But it was always up to me. 643 00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:02.280 I always had to initiate. The thing is, um... 644 00:43:03.520 --> 00:43:06.040 Well, we are having a baby. 645 00:43:06.080 --> 00:43:08.080 Congratulations. Yeah. 646 00:43:08.120 --> 00:43:10.840 Well, she's having a baby without me. 647 00:43:10.880 --> 00:43:13.080 Little man. Oh. 648 00:43:13.120 --> 00:43:15.120 Yeah. 649 00:43:15.160 --> 00:43:17.560 Yeah, I wish she'd let me be the dad. I am the dad. 650 00:43:17.600 --> 00:43:19.600 I just really wanna be the dad. 651 00:43:20.640 --> 00:43:22.640 I think I have to grow up a bit. 652 00:43:22.680 --> 00:43:24.800 I need to get my shit together. 653 00:43:26.000 --> 00:43:28.000 I'm sure you will. 654 00:43:28.040 --> 00:43:30.040 You'll get there. Yeah. 655 00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:42.840 If I am paying for it, I don't want ordinary orgasm. 656 00:43:42.880 --> 00:43:44.880 I can sort one of those out for myself. 657 00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:47.720 And I don't one of those naughty ones that sneak up on you 658 00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:49.760 and then fizzle out. 659 00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:52.520 I want orgasm with lots of edging. 660 00:43:52.560 --> 00:43:54.600 Eased towards it... 661 00:43:54.640 --> 00:43:56.680 then back off. 662 00:43:56.720 --> 00:43:58.760 Ease up to it again... 663 00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:02.080 ..then back off. You know. 664 00:44:02.120 --> 00:44:04.120 A big... 665 00:44:04.160 --> 00:44:06.240 delicious lead up, and then... 666 00:44:07.600 --> 00:44:09.600 (EXHALES) 667 00:44:09.640 --> 00:44:11.640 ..total annihilation. 668 00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:19.960 OK. 669 00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:22.040 And anything else? 670 00:44:22.080 --> 00:44:24.880 Snow angel. My all-time go to favourite. 671 00:44:27.880 --> 00:44:30.320 That can't be comfortable. I don't know. 672 00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:32.360 Looks all right for her. 673 00:44:32.400 --> 00:44:35.320 Bloke's got quite a hard job, though. She is upside down. 674 00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:38.200 No, she's just lying back. He's the one doing all the holding. 675 00:44:38.240 --> 00:44:40.760 No, no, that is definitely upside down. 676 00:44:40.800 --> 00:44:42.840 She can't even move. 677 00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:47.000 (CLEARS THROAT) 678 00:44:48.560 --> 00:44:51.640 Stop looking. I was just going to do the... 679 00:44:51.680 --> 00:44:54.400 license... (CHUCKLES) ..application. 680 00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:10.760 Women are quite tricky to please. (CHUCKLES) 681 00:45:11.840 --> 00:45:14.680 They all seem to say completely different things. 682 00:45:14.720 --> 00:45:17.160 It's very inconsistent. 683 00:45:17.200 --> 00:45:19.240 You're terrible for you. 684 00:45:27.080 --> 00:45:29.200 I'm really not sure I'm cut out for this. 685 00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:34.760 Close your eyes. 686 00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:37.800 (CHUCKLES) 687 00:45:37.840 --> 00:45:39.960 That's silly. No, no, trust me. 688 00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:42.000 Just close your eyes 689 00:45:42.040 --> 00:45:44.400 and imagine you're a woman about to contact this business. 690 00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:46.600 Come on, come on. All right. 691 00:45:46.640 --> 00:45:49.040 You heard about the company... Mm-hm. ..and you're intrigued. 692 00:45:49.080 --> 00:45:51.400 Why are you so interested? 693 00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:53.960 I, uh... (CHUCKLES) 694 00:45:54.000 --> 00:45:56.880 I don't know why. I just am. Can't help it. 695 00:45:56.920 --> 00:45:58.920 I don't even want to be. 696 00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:01.160 So what do you do about it? I look it up... 697 00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:04.400 ..secretly. And? 698 00:46:04.440 --> 00:46:06.440 (EXHALES) 699 00:46:08.000 --> 00:46:10.000 I need to know I'm talking to a woman. 700 00:46:10.040 --> 00:46:12.040 I don't want to speak to a man about this. Good. 701 00:46:12.080 --> 00:46:14.080 So you call up, you get a woman 702 00:46:14.120 --> 00:46:16.520 and she asks you what you want. 703 00:46:16.560 --> 00:46:18.560 What you really want. 704 00:46:22.320 --> 00:46:24.360 Maybe she just wants to be touched. 705 00:46:40.120 --> 00:46:42.120 Feel this. 706 00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:45.440 What does it tell you? 707 00:46:46.760 --> 00:46:48.760 You're trying to teach me something. 708 00:46:50.400 --> 00:46:52.680 (CLEARS THROAT) That's what my words are saying. 709 00:46:52.720 --> 00:46:54.720 Feel my hand. 710 00:46:54.760 --> 00:46:56.760 What's it telling you? 711 00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:04.280 It's warm. 712 00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:07.440 Go on. It's like... 713 00:47:08.600 --> 00:47:11.360 It's like you're inviting me some. 714 00:47:12.760 --> 00:47:14.760 Pleased to see me. 715 00:47:16.280 --> 00:47:18.280 Good. 716 00:47:19.760 --> 00:47:21.760 Good. 717 00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:27.880 Now we can start. 718 00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:32.360 (SQUEAKING) 719 00:47:34.560 --> 00:47:37.840 So, what did you mean by, 720 00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:40.000 you know, it was always up to you? 721 00:47:40.040 --> 00:47:42.040 Oh, yeah. 722 00:47:42.080 --> 00:47:44.480 Well, even before we broke up we'd stopped having sex. 723 00:47:44.520 --> 00:47:47.080 I really love it when a woman initiates, 724 00:47:47.120 --> 00:47:49.120 and she never would. 725 00:47:49.160 --> 00:47:51.280 It's so hot when a woman asks me for something. 726 00:47:55.520 --> 00:47:57.560 (SQUEAKING) 727 00:47:57.600 --> 00:48:00.040 Could you get that dark blue cloth, please? 728 00:48:02.680 --> 00:48:04.680 OK, sure. 729 00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:15.920 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 730 00:48:19.160 --> 00:48:21.400 (SIGHS) 731 00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:23.600 So... (CLEARS THROAT) 732 00:48:23.640 --> 00:48:25.680 ..what would you like to do for dinner? 733 00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:29.400 I would like you to take me out. 734 00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:32.920 Mm. And after that... 735 00:48:34.160 --> 00:48:36.200 ..I'd like to skip dessert. 736 00:48:36.240 --> 00:48:39.080 I think that we should come straight home... 737 00:48:39.120 --> 00:48:41.160 and have a nude swim. 738 00:48:42.120 --> 00:48:44.160 And then... 739 00:48:45.200 --> 00:48:48.840 ..I would like to lie down on one of the sun lounges and... 740 00:48:48.880 --> 00:48:50.880 I would like you to go down on me. 741 00:48:54.400 --> 00:48:56.440 And if you like... 742 00:48:58.480 --> 00:49:00.480 ..I could return the favour. 743 00:49:03.720 --> 00:49:05.720 Could we skip dinner? 744 00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:07.920 (LAUGHS) 745 00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:10.160 Yeah, nah. 746 00:49:10.200 --> 00:49:12.200 I wanna be taken out first. 747 00:49:12.240 --> 00:49:14.240 # RUBY VELLE AND THE SOULPHONICS: It's About Time 748 00:49:26.280 --> 00:49:28.640 # World, world, world 749 00:49:28.680 --> 00:49:30.680 # Where have we been? 750 00:49:30.720 --> 00:49:32.880 # What have we got? 751 00:49:34.120 --> 00:49:38.240 # Will the story of our future be a new tune? 752 00:49:38.280 --> 00:49:41.640 # Or the same old song? 753 00:49:41.680 --> 00:49:44.640 # Because who we are 754 00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:49.080 # Only history knows 755 00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:53.120 # But where we are going 756 00:49:53.160 --> 00:49:57.880 # Oh, it hasn't fully, fully been told 757 00:50:00.400 --> 00:50:03.120 # And it's about time 758 00:50:04.640 --> 00:50:07.160 # That we decide together 759 00:50:09.120 --> 00:50:11.520 # That our fight for freedom 760 00:50:11.560 --> 00:50:13.920 # Cannot last forever 761 00:50:16.680 --> 00:50:19.000 # And it's about time 762 00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:25.040 # We turn this world on a dime (MOBILE PHONE CLICKING) 763 00:50:25.080 --> 00:50:27.400 # Listen... 764 00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:29.440 Gina? 765 00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:31.480 # It's about time # 766 00:50:39.600 --> 00:50:41.600 Gina? 767 00:50:41.640 --> 00:50:43.640 What's the occasion? 768 00:50:47.600 --> 00:50:49.600 # Where we've been 769 00:50:49.640 --> 00:50:51.640 # Floatin' down a river 770 00:50:51.680 --> 00:50:53.680 # With our hands tied 771 00:50:55.040 --> 00:50:58.240 # While further downstream... 772 00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:00.560 I'll make us some pasta. 773 00:51:00.600 --> 00:51:03.000 # ..and lies divide 774 00:51:03.040 --> 00:51:05.280 # And now it's only right 775 00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:10.440 # We put our words on the line 776 00:51:11.560 --> 00:51:14.560 # And we decide together, baby 777 00:51:15.640 --> 00:51:17.840 # That it's about time # 778 00:51:28.160 --> 00:51:30.160 You said I never helped with the housework. 779 00:51:30.200 --> 00:51:32.200 Tom, no. Well, I can do it now. 780 00:51:32.240 --> 00:51:34.280 Top to bottom. Let me show you. No, it's OK. 781 00:51:36.200 --> 00:51:38.200 You must be Tom. I'm Gary. 782 00:51:42.680 --> 00:51:44.680 How's the little man? 783 00:51:44.720 --> 00:51:46.720 Growing. 784 00:51:47.720 --> 00:51:49.760 Um... Nice to meet you, mate. 785 00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:54.840 We're fine. 786 00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:58.320 Don't worry. I'll call you. 787 00:52:00.240 --> 00:52:02.840 See ya. Bye, Tom. 788 00:52:11.880 --> 00:52:13.880 (EXHALES) 789 00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:15.920 # AGNES OBEL: Dorian 790 00:52:26.360 --> 00:52:30.960 # They won't know who we are 791 00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:36.400 # So we both can pretend 792 00:52:39.040 --> 00:52:44.440 # It's written on the mountains 793 00:52:45.560 --> 00:52:50.200 # A line that never ends 794 00:52:51.760 --> 00:52:56.320 # As the devil spoke we spilled out on the floor 795 00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:01.480 # And the pieces broke 796 00:53:01.520 --> 00:53:05.280 # And the people wanted more 797 00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:12.160 # And the rugged wheel is turning 798 00:53:13.440 --> 00:53:16.360 # Another round 799 00:53:22.080 --> 00:53:26.560 # Dorian, carry on 800 00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:34.120 # Will you ever let us carry on? # 801 00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:37.280 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 802 00:53:41.640 --> 00:53:44.240 Hi. Wait. Wait. 803 00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.560 Wait. I-I know how to clean your place properly now. 804 00:53:47.600 --> 00:53:50.920 From top to bottom. And if you don't let me in and let me do it, 805 00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:53.000 I might lose my job. 806 00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:56.000 Please, please, please. 807 00:53:56.040 --> 00:53:58.640 Please let me come in and clean. 808 00:53:58.680 --> 00:54:01.800 I couldn't quite hear that last bit. Could you just repeat that? 809 00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:03.840 (CHUCKLES 810 00:54:03.880 --> 00:54:07.640 Please, please, please let me come in and clean your house. 811 00:54:11.640 --> 00:54:14.240 (SIGHS) 812 00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:16.280 Thank you. 813 00:54:20.560 --> 00:54:23.240 Are they? I had actually forgotten... (TELEPHONE RINGING) 814 00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:25.960 ..how good my body can feel. Hang on, Sandra. 815 00:54:26.000 --> 00:54:28.800 (RINGING CONTINUES) I'm pleased for you 816 00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:31.160 because this business... Pleased To Move You. 817 00:54:31.200 --> 00:54:33.200 Could you please hold? 818 00:54:36.720 --> 00:54:39.840 Sometimes you just need several great Chads to get your mojo back. 819 00:54:39.880 --> 00:54:41.880 (TELEPHONE BEEPING) 820 00:54:43.240 --> 00:54:45.520 I can't remember ever feeling this good. 821 00:54:45.560 --> 00:54:48.040 (INDISTINCT) (TELEPHONE CONTINUES BEEPING) 822 00:54:51.760 --> 00:54:54.160 Hello. (CLEARS THROAT) This is Steve. 823 00:54:55.160 --> 00:54:57.680 I don't usually answer these phones. Um... 824 00:54:57.720 --> 00:54:59.720 so please be gentle with me. 825 00:54:59.760 --> 00:55:01.920 It's just unbelievable. Mm. 826 00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:03.960 (SNIFFLES) 827 00:55:04.000 --> 00:55:06.800 Gina, I cannot recommend it highly enough. 828 00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:09.600 I just... I feel so alive. 829 00:55:10.560 --> 00:55:12.760 (LINE CUTS) Are you there? 830 00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:15.280 Um, yeah, we can do that. 831 00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:18.520 Would you mind if I called you back? No, no, it's OK, it's OK. 832 00:55:18.560 --> 00:55:21.120 I'll, uh, just check the, uh, the bookings. 833 00:55:21.160 --> 00:55:24.080 Um, yeah, just tell you me a little bit more about yourself. 834 00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:29.400 (SNIFFLES) 835 00:55:29.440 --> 00:55:31.440 (EXHALES) 836 00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:36.880 Lovely spot. 837 00:55:40.720 --> 00:55:43.200 Look, I-I don't think I should be doing the phones. 838 00:55:46.360 --> 00:55:49.080 Did she make a booking? 839 00:55:49.120 --> 00:55:51.520 Yep. 840 00:55:51.560 --> 00:55:53.560 Who did you match her up with? 841 00:55:55.120 --> 00:55:57.120 Actually it was me. 842 00:56:00.520 --> 00:56:03.080 Well, I tried to talk her into someone else, but she wanted 843 00:56:03.120 --> 00:56:05.840 someone her own age and she liked the sound of my voice, so... 844 00:56:05.880 --> 00:56:07.880 You're married. 845 00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:10.320 Ah, yeah, um... about that. 846 00:56:13.640 --> 00:56:16.040 It's, um... it's real. 847 00:56:16.080 --> 00:56:18.160 I... 848 00:56:18.200 --> 00:56:21.840 I just kept thinking she'd come back, so... 849 00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:23.920 so I waited. 850 00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:25.960 Are you still waiting? 851 00:56:29.040 --> 00:56:31.040 No. 852 00:56:33.520 --> 00:56:35.920 But you're still wearing the ring. (EXHALES) 853 00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:40.440 Yeah, well, look, imagine this. 854 00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:43.000 You're moving furniture one moment, trying to get some money together 855 00:56:43.040 --> 00:56:45.560 and get on with your life, and the next moment... 856 00:56:45.600 --> 00:56:48.600 the entire team has been converted into sexy cleaners. 857 00:56:53.960 --> 00:56:56.960 You should have said. I was saving you from trying 858 00:56:57.000 --> 00:56:59.000 to wheel me out along with the rest of them. 859 00:56:59.040 --> 00:57:02.440 I mean, no one wants this scrubbing their kitchen bench. 860 00:57:02.480 --> 00:57:05.160 It sounds like somebody does. She'll regret it when she sees me. 861 00:57:05.200 --> 00:57:07.200 Aw, don't be silly. 862 00:57:08.640 --> 00:57:11.960 I'm sure the pair of you will have a terrific time of it. 863 00:57:18.560 --> 00:57:20.560 (SIGHS) 864 00:57:22.040 --> 00:57:24.080 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 865 00:57:25.160 --> 00:57:28.320 (CLEARS THROAT) Hi. Hello. 866 00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:32.000 Do you only employ men 867 00:57:32.040 --> 00:57:34.040 as your, um... 868 00:57:35.680 --> 00:57:37.840 Sex professionals - that's what we call them. Right. 869 00:57:39.120 --> 00:57:41.200 I don't - I don't have any women. 870 00:57:41.240 --> 00:57:44.600 Oh, that's OK. I just thought I'd ask. 871 00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:47.920 I don't know. 872 00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:51.080 Since the kids are gone, there's a bit more time to take notice 873 00:57:51.120 --> 00:57:53.360 of what's going on with me. And especially after 874 00:57:53.400 --> 00:57:56.040 some of the bookings, I am feeling all kinds of things 875 00:57:56.080 --> 00:57:58.120 for all kinds of people. 876 00:57:58.160 --> 00:58:01.360 You sound like a young person. (LAUGHS) 877 00:58:03.120 --> 00:58:05.520 But if I'm gonna try being with a woman for the first time, 878 00:58:05.560 --> 00:58:07.840 I'd prefer it to be with someone who knows what she's doing, 879 00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:11.680 who can forgive me if-if I'm wrong and I want to stop halfway through. 880 00:58:13.200 --> 00:58:15.760 I'm being ridiculous, aren't I? No, you're not. 881 00:58:16.880 --> 00:58:18.880 Can you leave it with me? Thank you. 882 00:58:27.320 --> 00:58:29.320 Ah. 883 00:58:41.320 --> 00:58:43.320 Would you mind not mentioning this to Brett? 884 00:58:43.360 --> 00:58:45.480 Yes, as long as that's mutual. 885 00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:48.920 Uh... 886 00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:52.160 I suppose I'm (CHUCKLES) here for a booking. 887 00:58:52.200 --> 00:58:55.800 You don't need us. I've seen what happens when you walk into a room. 888 00:58:55.840 --> 00:58:57.840 (CHUCKLES) 889 00:58:57.880 --> 00:59:00.240 I... 890 00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:03.760 I don't like my breasts to be touched. 891 00:59:03.800 --> 00:59:05.840 I've got really insensitive nipples 892 00:59:05.880 --> 00:59:07.880 so when they get a lot of attention 893 00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:09.920 I feel nothing. 894 00:59:09.960 --> 00:59:12.800 Well, left out, really. 895 00:59:12.840 --> 00:59:15.200 So you want to pay for someone who will... 896 00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:18.640 ..ignore your breasts. Yes. 897 00:59:19.640 --> 00:59:21.640 Not all of my sexual experiences 898 00:59:21.680 --> 00:59:23.680 have been satisfying. 899 00:59:23.720 --> 00:59:25.880 And I'll pay for some that are, 900 00:59:25.920 --> 00:59:27.920 if it means good sex. 901 00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:33.520 People underestimate me. 902 00:59:34.520 --> 00:59:36.960 And they don't know that I reconfigured the entire 903 00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:39.680 apex programme to integrate both platforms. 904 00:59:39.720 --> 00:59:42.360 That day the only thing anyone said 905 00:59:42.400 --> 00:59:44.800 was about what I looked like, including you. 906 00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:47.240 I'm sorry about that. It's fine. 907 00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:49.280 I mean - No, it's really not. 908 00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:51.360 I'm used to it. It happens every day. 909 00:59:51.400 --> 00:59:53.720 But it's the shit sex that's wearing thin. 910 00:59:53.760 --> 00:59:55.760 (CHUCKLES) 911 00:59:56.600 --> 00:59:59.840 You have a lifetime of sex ahead of you and it should be good. 912 00:59:59.880 --> 01:00:02.600 You're gonna have to learn to ask for what you want. 913 01:00:04.120 --> 01:00:06.120 It's never too late to start. 914 01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:11.440 I just want a decent root. 915 01:00:11.480 --> 01:00:13.480 Yep. 916 01:00:16.840 --> 01:00:18.840 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 917 01:00:18.880 --> 01:00:21.960 I know. I was terrible, but I can do so much better. 918 01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:24.320 Good for you. 919 01:00:24.360 --> 01:00:26.640 I've been working on some moves. Please let me show you. 920 01:00:27.720 --> 01:00:29.720 Please. 921 01:00:29.760 --> 01:00:32.320 So what was that Incredible Hulk thing you did 922 01:00:32.360 --> 01:00:34.840 with your clothes again? Light years beyond that. 923 01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:40.080 Can you, for five minutes straight, 924 01:00:40.120 --> 01:00:42.920 move your mouth and your tongue in the exact same way? 925 01:00:42.960 --> 01:00:44.960 Yes. 926 01:00:46.120 --> 01:00:48.160 Yes, yes, I can, I can. 927 01:00:52.720 --> 01:00:54.720 God damn. 928 01:00:56.040 --> 01:00:58.440 Anthony. 929 01:00:58.480 --> 01:01:00.480 He ironed everything. 930 01:01:00.520 --> 01:01:02.760 Everything. 931 01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:05.360 I didn't know we offered ironing. 932 01:01:05.400 --> 01:01:07.400 I asked and away he went. 933 01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:09.440 Oh. 934 01:01:09.480 --> 01:01:13.280 So did he take care of anything else? 935 01:01:13.320 --> 01:01:15.320 Mm-hm. 936 01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:18.920 I should have done this years ago. 937 01:01:18.960 --> 01:01:20.960 (LAUGHTER) 938 01:01:30.400 --> 01:01:32.400 (EXHALES) 939 01:02:07.760 --> 01:02:09.760 (VIBRATOR VIBRATING) 940 01:02:17.360 --> 01:02:19.520 (VIBRATING CONTINUES) 941 01:02:22.200 --> 01:02:24.200 (VIBRATING INTENSIFIES) 942 01:02:27.360 --> 01:02:29.360 (VIBRATING STOPS) 943 01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:54.320 (SIGHS) 944 01:02:59.800 --> 01:03:01.800 Ah. 945 01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:06.840 (MOANS) 946 01:03:12.040 --> 01:03:14.800 (GASPS, MOANS) 947 01:03:16.560 --> 01:03:18.560 Mm. 948 01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:23.760 (DOOR SLIDING OPEN) (GASPS) 949 01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:31.720 Hi. 950 01:03:31.760 --> 01:03:33.760 Hi. (SNIFFS) 951 01:03:33.800 --> 01:03:35.880 Where is everybody? They stopped for sausage rolls. 952 01:03:35.920 --> 01:03:38.000 Couldn't bear it. Croissant? 953 01:03:38.040 --> 01:03:40.560 No, thank you. Home-made. 954 01:03:40.600 --> 01:03:42.600 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 955 01:03:42.640 --> 01:03:45.240 Well, if you change your mind. 956 01:03:45.280 --> 01:03:47.840 I need to ask you something. 957 01:03:47.880 --> 01:03:50.320 (CLEARS THROAT) What's this? 958 01:03:55.440 --> 01:03:57.440 Hm, I don't know. 959 01:03:59.600 --> 01:04:02.200 Weird. Mm. 960 01:04:02.240 --> 01:04:05.000 So, I wanna talk to you about something. 961 01:04:05.040 --> 01:04:07.040 (CLEARS THROAT) 962 01:04:12.440 --> 01:04:14.640 Go ahead. I've been thinking. 963 01:04:14.680 --> 01:04:17.600 I get a lot of thinking done about two in the morning. 964 01:04:17.640 --> 01:04:20.760 I think a lot more about this job than my... my old one. 965 01:04:25.600 --> 01:04:27.640 It's about the business model. 966 01:04:29.080 --> 01:04:31.080 I don't think it's sustainable. 967 01:04:33.160 --> 01:04:35.160 If you really think about it. 968 01:04:46.200 --> 01:04:48.200 Oh. 969 01:04:49.360 --> 01:04:51.360 Keep going, if you don't mind. 970 01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:55.000 It's, uh... 971 01:04:55.040 --> 01:04:57.040 It's a high-end... 972 01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:00.360 ..one-off model. 973 01:05:00.400 --> 01:05:02.400 You can't just... 974 01:05:02.440 --> 01:05:05.200 replicate the transactions. 975 01:05:05.240 --> 01:05:07.240 Yeah, I know. 976 01:05:11.040 --> 01:05:13.240 Should I go a bit faster? Yeah. 977 01:05:13.280 --> 01:05:15.280 (EXHALES) 978 01:05:15.320 --> 01:05:17.400 (MOANS) Oh, no, no, that's too fast. 979 01:05:17.440 --> 01:05:20.120 That's too fast. Oh, OK. Cool, I'll just... 980 01:05:20.160 --> 01:05:22.160 OK. 981 01:05:22.200 --> 01:05:24.280 Fine. Yeah. (GASPS) 982 01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:27.480 Just cruise. 983 01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:30.960 (EXHALES) 984 01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:33.000 (EXHALES) 985 01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:37.000 Slower. 986 01:05:40.240 --> 01:05:42.400 Really cruising. 987 01:05:42.440 --> 01:05:44.440 Oh. 988 01:05:48.800 --> 01:05:50.800 (MOANS) 989 01:05:54.240 --> 01:05:56.240 (MOANS) 990 01:05:57.280 --> 01:05:59.280 (EXHALING) 991 01:06:00.680 --> 01:06:02.800 (EXHALES) 992 01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:04.840 (EXHALES) 993 01:06:04.880 --> 01:06:06.880 (EXHALES) 994 01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:10.320 Oh! 995 01:06:12.120 --> 01:06:14.320 (GASPS) 996 01:06:14.360 --> 01:06:16.360 One is never enough. 997 01:06:17.720 --> 01:06:19.720 (GASPS) 998 01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:21.760 # THE PHANTOMS: Good As Gold 999 01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:24.280 # Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah... # 1000 01:06:24.320 --> 01:06:27.320 Whoa. That's gorgeous. 1001 01:06:28.480 --> 01:06:30.840 What's going on? Nothing. 1002 01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:33.920 # Whoo-hoo, I gonna get what I want today 1003 01:06:33.960 --> 01:06:37.360 # Whoo-hoo, it's just the way that I roll 1004 01:06:37.400 --> 01:06:40.920 # Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick this out my way 1005 01:06:40.960 --> 01:06:42.960 # Whoo-hoo 1006 01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:45.000 # Yeah, I'm as good as gold 1007 01:06:45.040 --> 01:06:47.600 # Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1008 01:06:47.640 --> 01:06:50.480 # Nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah # 1009 01:06:54.200 --> 01:06:56.600 You got laid. Finally. 1010 01:06:56.640 --> 01:06:58.640 It's none of your business. 1011 01:06:58.680 --> 01:07:01.360 Sorry, your business is always my business. 1012 01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:03.400 (LAUGHS) 1013 01:07:06.600 --> 01:07:08.600 Did you forget your moisturiser? 1014 01:07:08.640 --> 01:07:11.000 Mm, yeah. Use my coconut oil. 1015 01:07:11.040 --> 01:07:13.040 Thanks. 1016 01:07:13.080 --> 01:07:15.600 You know, that is an excellent lubricant. 1017 01:07:15.640 --> 01:07:17.760 It goes on easy, smells amazing, 1018 01:07:17.800 --> 01:07:19.800 tastes amazing, lasts forever 1019 01:07:19.840 --> 01:07:23.000 and it is a healthy fat, so you can just pop it in your stir-fry. 1020 01:07:23.040 --> 01:07:25.080 Thank you, Sandra. 1021 01:07:28.680 --> 01:07:31.360 (SNIFFS, INHALES) 1022 01:07:31.400 --> 01:07:33.400 (ALL GIGGLING) 1023 01:07:51.080 --> 01:07:53.520 I don't usually... Me neither. ..use that, and... 1024 01:07:53.560 --> 01:07:56.560 actually that was my first time. It was the first time for both of us. 1025 01:07:58.080 --> 01:08:00.800 Was it horrible? No. Good. 1026 01:08:00.840 --> 01:08:03.280 I can live with that, as long as it wasn't horrible. 1027 01:08:03.320 --> 01:08:05.760 OK, I got your rose petals, 1028 01:08:05.800 --> 01:08:08.320 your 85% chocolate, your champagne, 1029 01:08:08.360 --> 01:08:11.040 strawberries, massage oil, condoms - 1030 01:08:11.080 --> 01:08:13.320 so many condoms - and lubricant. 1031 01:08:13.360 --> 01:08:15.360 Apparently silicone is the way to go. 1032 01:08:15.400 --> 01:08:17.400 How about organic coconut oil? 1033 01:08:17.440 --> 01:08:19.440 Oh, OK. 1034 01:08:19.480 --> 01:08:21.760 (COMPUTER CHIMES) Oh, that'll be a booking for me. 1035 01:08:21.800 --> 01:08:23.840 In your dreams, bro. 1036 01:08:23.880 --> 01:08:25.880 (COMPUTER BUZZES) It's not loading. 1037 01:08:25.920 --> 01:08:28.240 Yeah, the whole system is not coping. We need an upgrade. 1038 01:08:28.280 --> 01:08:31.800 We can't afford it. If I can't make the payments, they take the company off me. Gina, the door. 1039 01:08:39.640 --> 01:08:41.640 I'm looking for Gina Henderson. 1040 01:08:42.920 --> 01:08:44.920 Yeah, that-that's me. 1041 01:08:44.960 --> 01:08:46.960 Can I help you? 1042 01:08:51.360 --> 01:08:53.440 You're in charge here? 1043 01:08:54.640 --> 01:08:56.640 I am. 1044 01:08:57.720 --> 01:09:00.960 Well, looks like I found exactly who I'm looking for. 1045 01:09:03.120 --> 01:09:05.400 (SPEAKER BEEPS) (SLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 1046 01:09:20.560 --> 01:09:23.400 (SPEAKER BEEPING) Not many places take on guys. 1047 01:09:23.440 --> 01:09:26.040 I wondered if you might like to increase the team. 1048 01:09:26.080 --> 01:09:28.400 Oh, no. No, mate, we're-we're full. 1049 01:09:28.440 --> 01:09:30.880 Yeah, you should just piss off 1050 01:09:30.920 --> 01:09:32.920 some place else. 1051 01:09:32.960 --> 01:09:35.680 Yeah. Yeah. 1052 01:09:35.720 --> 01:09:37.760 Sorry, what was your name? 1053 01:09:39.200 --> 01:09:41.360 It's Mike. Hi, Mike. 1054 01:09:41.400 --> 01:09:43.680 I'm Gina. I know. 1055 01:09:51.480 --> 01:09:54.720 Guys, there is no need to be rude. 1056 01:09:54.760 --> 01:09:56.760 Just basic politeness. 1057 01:09:56.800 --> 01:09:58.920 He was basic. He was quite rude. 1058 01:09:58.960 --> 01:10:01.200 He threw his top off in front of us. A little bit desperate. 1059 01:10:01.240 --> 01:10:04.200 What? He looked all - Manners. You can file that, please, 1060 01:10:04.240 --> 01:10:06.240 under M. 1061 01:10:06.280 --> 01:10:08.640 M for Mike. Not-not good. 1062 01:10:09.720 --> 01:10:11.720 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1063 01:10:12.760 --> 01:10:14.760 Hey. 1064 01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:17.880 How's things? Great. 1065 01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:19.920 (WATER SLOSHING) 1066 01:10:26.200 --> 01:10:28.200 I think I'm jealous. 1067 01:10:28.240 --> 01:10:31.160 Of? You're astonishing sex life. 1068 01:10:32.240 --> 01:10:34.800 Yeah, well, you should try the morning afters. 1069 01:10:34.840 --> 01:10:37.080 I'm perfectly clear with them every time - 1070 01:10:37.120 --> 01:10:39.280 "This is a one-off." 1071 01:10:39.320 --> 01:10:41.800 What happens when you don't want it to be a one-off? 1072 01:10:43.280 --> 01:10:45.320 It's too risky. 1073 01:10:50.880 --> 01:10:52.960 Can I ask you to do something for me? 1074 01:10:54.040 --> 01:10:56.680 Will be as much fun as last time? That's up to you. 1075 01:10:57.640 --> 01:10:59.640 I think I could start to like this. 1076 01:11:00.840 --> 01:11:02.840 (CHUCKLES) OK. 1077 01:11:08.320 --> 01:11:10.480 (DOG BARKS, GROWLS) 1078 01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:17.720 Hi! Hi. 1079 01:11:17.760 --> 01:11:20.040 I've come to clean your house. 1080 01:11:20.080 --> 01:11:22.120 I didn't know you clean houses. 1081 01:11:25.800 --> 01:11:27.840 Oh. (LAUGHS) 1082 01:11:29.360 --> 01:11:32.040 Are you gonna let me in or...? (LAUGHS) Sorry. 1083 01:11:32.080 --> 01:11:34.080 (CHUCKLES) 1084 01:11:39.160 --> 01:11:41.440 Cute dog. Yeah. Leo. 1085 01:11:41.480 --> 01:11:43.520 Hey, good boy. 1086 01:11:44.920 --> 01:11:47.600 Um, it's ten in the morning. 1087 01:11:47.640 --> 01:11:50.600 Oh. Egg cups? 1088 01:11:50.640 --> 01:11:52.640 (CHUCKLES) 1089 01:11:52.680 --> 01:11:54.800 (CORK SQUEAKS, POPS) 1090 01:12:02.240 --> 01:12:04.240 Lemon. 1091 01:12:07.200 --> 01:12:09.240 (EXHALES) And salt. 1092 01:12:20.160 --> 01:12:22.560 (GULPS) 1093 01:12:22.600 --> 01:12:24.600 (SUCKS) 1094 01:12:27.840 --> 01:12:29.840 It's your turn. 1095 01:12:36.960 --> 01:12:39.040 (CLEARS THROAT) Women. Women. 1096 01:12:40.000 --> 01:12:42.000 Mm. 1097 01:12:43.040 --> 01:12:45.160 Uh-uh. I've already done there. 1098 01:12:45.200 --> 01:12:47.200 You need to find somewhere new. 1099 01:12:51.800 --> 01:12:53.800 (CHUCKLES) 1100 01:13:01.680 --> 01:13:03.680 (BOTH GIGGLE) 1101 01:13:27.880 --> 01:13:29.880 Mm! (BOTH LAUGH) 1102 01:13:34.160 --> 01:13:36.160 Shall we go again? 1103 01:13:36.200 --> 01:13:38.280 Yeah. (BOTH LAUGH) 1104 01:13:38.320 --> 01:13:40.680 (EGG CUPS CLINKING) Just a little. 1105 01:13:41.640 --> 01:13:43.800 Uh-huh, yeah. No, I have the number. 1106 01:13:43.840 --> 01:13:45.840 I'm just trying to find it. 1107 01:13:45.880 --> 01:13:47.880 Is there somewhere you want this? 1108 01:13:49.120 --> 01:13:51.120 No, look, I-I am very sorry, OK. 1109 01:13:51.160 --> 01:13:53.200 I will personally follow up for you, OK? 1110 01:13:53.240 --> 01:13:55.240 I'll just count it out. My assistant's very busy. 1111 01:13:55.280 --> 01:13:57.280 He may have missed something. 1112 01:13:57.320 --> 01:13:59.600 Two. Uh, yeah. No, I'll hold, yeah. 1113 01:13:59.640 --> 01:14:01.640 Three. Four. 1114 01:14:03.680 --> 01:14:05.680 Five. 1115 01:14:12.080 --> 01:14:14.560 ALICE: Get it, girl. (HANDS CLAP) 1116 01:14:14.600 --> 01:14:16.600 Yeah, no, no, I'm still here. 1117 01:14:16.640 --> 01:14:18.640 (MOBILE PHONE RINGING) 1118 01:14:21.800 --> 01:14:24.200 Hey, Gina! I just thought I'd let you know that I am now 1119 01:14:24.240 --> 01:14:26.680 the official owner of this company. 1120 01:14:26.720 --> 01:14:28.880 Yes! Final payment complete. 1121 01:14:29.800 --> 01:14:32.080 Hooray! (LAUGHS) 1122 01:14:32.120 --> 01:14:35.640 # Lift your head up, lift your head up to the sky 1123 01:14:35.680 --> 01:14:37.680 # Don't think tomorrow... # 1124 01:14:37.720 --> 01:14:40.760 Hey! (ALL CHEERING) 1125 01:14:40.800 --> 01:14:42.800 Hoorah! 1126 01:14:42.840 --> 01:14:44.840 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1127 01:14:44.880 --> 01:14:46.960 Hayley told me so I'm showed up. 1128 01:14:47.000 --> 01:14:49.560 Yeah, and then she got everyone drunk on the way here. 1129 01:14:49.600 --> 01:14:51.600 (LAUGHS) It wasn't hard. 1130 01:14:51.640 --> 01:14:54.600 Congratulations. Oh! Oh, let me please take this off. 1131 01:14:56.720 --> 01:14:58.760 Madam. 1132 01:15:00.080 --> 01:15:02.480 I couldn't do it - the booking. 1133 01:15:02.520 --> 01:15:04.520 I know. 1134 01:15:05.760 --> 01:15:07.760 I checked. 1135 01:15:07.800 --> 01:15:09.960 You checked. (CHUCKLES) 1136 01:15:11.440 --> 01:15:14.320 You should have said if you didn't want to do. No, I did want to... 1137 01:15:14.360 --> 01:15:16.360 until I got to the car park and I just - 1138 01:15:16.400 --> 01:15:19.400 then I just drove straight home and ate two litres of ice cream 1139 01:15:19.440 --> 01:15:22.520 in the dark. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1140 01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:26.000 I'm not. 1141 01:15:27.200 --> 01:15:29.200 (LAUGHTER) 1142 01:15:31.200 --> 01:15:34.000 (LAUGHTER) Whoo! 1143 01:15:34.040 --> 01:15:36.040 Hey, Gina, get over here! 1144 01:15:36.080 --> 01:15:38.080 (CHEERING) 1145 01:15:39.360 --> 01:15:41.920 And what's going on with you two? 1146 01:15:41.960 --> 01:15:43.960 I'm risking it. 1147 01:15:45.840 --> 01:15:47.840 I really like her. 1148 01:15:51.000 --> 01:15:53.160 Mm! Mm! 1149 01:15:54.920 --> 01:15:56.920 (LAUGHS) 1150 01:16:00.080 --> 01:16:02.480 Geronimo! 1151 01:16:02.520 --> 01:16:04.520 (SCREAMS) 1152 01:16:04.560 --> 01:16:07.560 # Lift your head up, lift your head up to the sky 1153 01:16:07.600 --> 01:16:10.560 # Don't think about tomorrow (CHEERING) 1154 01:16:10.600 --> 01:16:12.600 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1155 01:16:12.640 --> 01:16:14.760 # Lift your head up to the sky 1156 01:16:14.800 --> 01:16:18.040 # Don't you doubt it, worry about it, you're gonna be all right 1157 01:16:18.080 --> 01:16:20.040 # Lift your head, head up (SCREAMING) 1158 01:16:20.080 --> 01:16:22.080 # Lift it up, up 1159 01:16:22.120 --> 01:16:24.120 # It, don't worry about it 1160 01:16:24.160 --> 01:16:26.200 # Lift your, lift your head 1161 01:16:26.240 --> 01:16:29.120 # Lift your head up, lift your head up to the sky 1162 01:16:29.160 --> 01:16:31.240 # Don't you doubt it, worry about it 1163 01:16:31.280 --> 01:16:33.280 # You're gonna be all right # 1164 01:16:33.320 --> 01:16:36.040 (BOTTLE CONTENTS RATTLING) 1165 01:16:36.080 --> 01:16:38.120 Are you hung over? 1166 01:16:38.960 --> 01:16:40.960 Yes, I am. 1167 01:16:46.360 --> 01:16:49.600 Do you know it's been years since we've had sex? 1168 01:16:49.640 --> 01:16:51.640 (CHUCKLES) Don't be so dramatic. 1169 01:16:51.680 --> 01:16:54.400 It's been a couple of years now, I think. 1170 01:16:54.440 --> 01:16:56.840 G, it has not been two years. Yeah, there was Bali. 1171 01:16:56.880 --> 01:16:58.880 And when we came home from Bali. 1172 01:16:58.920 --> 01:17:00.920 And then? 1173 01:17:03.440 --> 01:17:05.760 Is there something you want to tell me? 1174 01:17:07.360 --> 01:17:10.600 No. If I so much as look at you, 1175 01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:12.920 you are so repelled you go running from the room. 1176 01:17:12.960 --> 01:17:15.640 Running to whoever it is who is so much more attractive than me. 1177 01:17:15.680 --> 01:17:18.920 That's not true. I'm not seeing anyone else and I never have. 1178 01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:21.000 So you expect me to believe that you are perfectly happy 1179 01:17:21.040 --> 01:17:23.080 just not having sex with anyone, ever? 1180 01:17:23.120 --> 01:17:26.680 Well, no. No, I'm not - OK, I'm not perfectly happy. 1181 01:17:26.720 --> 01:17:28.720 I just... 1182 01:17:28.760 --> 01:17:31.200 I just seem to have lost... 1183 01:17:31.240 --> 01:17:33.720 Lost what? 1184 01:17:33.760 --> 01:17:36.080 Oh. I'm tired. 1185 01:17:36.120 --> 01:17:38.520 You're always tired. (SIGHS) 1186 01:17:38.560 --> 01:17:40.920 Are you sick? No, I'm not sick. I got checked. 1187 01:17:40.960 --> 01:17:42.960 What for? I'm fine. 1188 01:17:43.000 --> 01:17:45.480 Everything is fine. We have your prescription. 1189 01:17:45.520 --> 01:17:47.520 Gina. 1190 01:17:48.720 --> 01:17:50.720 (SIGHS) 1191 01:17:52.040 --> 01:17:54.040 (SIGHS) 1192 01:17:55.360 --> 01:17:57.360 I just don't feel like it. 1193 01:17:58.600 --> 01:18:01.040 You sure? 1194 01:18:01.080 --> 01:18:03.080 Yeah. 1195 01:18:03.120 --> 01:18:05.120 I'm sure. 1196 01:18:13.360 --> 01:18:15.880 (CLEARS THROAT) 1197 01:18:15.920 --> 01:18:18.800 Er, hi there. I'm Tom from Ple-Pleased To Move You, 1198 01:18:18.840 --> 01:18:21.240 and I'm looking forward to making sure 1199 01:18:21.280 --> 01:18:25.280 you get everything you need - you need - you need - you need... 1200 01:18:25.320 --> 01:18:28.480 Oh, for fuck sake. Now it's totally fried. 1201 01:18:28.520 --> 01:18:30.520 What do you mean "fried"? I don't know. 1202 01:18:30.560 --> 01:18:33.040 It's thoroughly shitting itself. I just don't know why 1203 01:18:33.080 --> 01:18:35.280 it's still happening. And the booking system is down. I'll fix it. 1204 01:18:35.320 --> 01:18:37.360 No, you don't you touch it. You will fuck it. 1205 01:18:37.400 --> 01:18:39.840 OK, we'll just turn it off and turn it back on again. 1206 01:18:42.920 --> 01:18:45.240 Hi. It's Gina. 1207 01:18:47.280 --> 01:18:49.280 I need your brains. 1208 01:18:50.320 --> 01:18:52.320 (BUTTONS CLACKING) 1209 01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:55.760 Should she be allowed in there? 1210 01:18:55.800 --> 01:18:58.680 Alice is smarter than all of us put together. If anyone can sort this, 1211 01:18:58.720 --> 01:19:01.760 she can. You guys need to upgrade. 1212 01:19:01.800 --> 01:19:04.920 I don't know who set this up, but I can sort it out for you. 1213 01:19:06.080 --> 01:19:08.080 Well, um... 1214 01:19:08.120 --> 01:19:10.600 a little room. Yeah. Come on, guys. 1215 01:19:10.640 --> 01:19:13.200 Just take it easy. She knows what she's doing. 1216 01:19:13.240 --> 01:19:16.000 Sorry. Yeah, no, I'll... I'll be back here. 1217 01:19:21.800 --> 01:19:23.960 Looking for something special? Yeah. 1218 01:19:27.000 --> 01:19:29.240 It's or my wife. Ah. 1219 01:19:29.280 --> 01:19:31.760 In the shit, are ya? (CHUCKLES) You could say that. 1220 01:19:32.800 --> 01:19:34.800 Good investment, then. 1221 01:19:34.840 --> 01:19:36.880 You know you should do? 1222 01:19:36.920 --> 01:19:39.920 Clean the house. Gets you in the good books every time. 1223 01:19:41.000 --> 01:19:43.160 Thanks. (SCANNER BEEPS) I'm good. 1224 01:19:46.760 --> 01:19:48.760 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1225 01:19:52.080 --> 01:19:54.720 Well, not heaps... (COMPUTER CHIMES) 1226 01:19:54.760 --> 01:19:56.800 You are good to go. 1227 01:19:56.840 --> 01:19:58.880 Whoo-hoo! Nice. 1228 01:19:58.920 --> 01:20:00.920 Are we missing anything? Um... 1229 01:20:00.960 --> 01:20:04.440 Oh, yeah. It looks like you had two movers booked for half an hour ago. 1230 01:20:04.480 --> 01:20:07.080 Do you wanna lift? Oh, yeah. Thanks. 1231 01:20:07.120 --> 01:20:09.120 Cool. 1232 01:20:11.880 --> 01:20:13.920 I'll do the boxes, then, eh? 1233 01:20:15.600 --> 01:20:17.600 It's still important. 1234 01:20:19.040 --> 01:20:21.040 (PAPER RUSTLES) 1235 01:20:21.080 --> 01:20:23.880 What's this? 1236 01:20:23.920 --> 01:20:25.920 Are you gonna tell me what's in it? 1237 01:20:31.040 --> 01:20:33.520 I really think it's for the best. Please don't do this. 1238 01:20:33.560 --> 01:20:37.280 I really shouldn't - Please don't be like that. That is completely unnecessary. 1239 01:20:42.200 --> 01:20:44.760 Is it because I, you know, um... 1240 01:20:44.800 --> 01:20:48.440 Before with the... croissants? 1241 01:20:48.480 --> 01:20:50.560 No. 1242 01:20:50.600 --> 01:20:52.640 No, that was a career highlight. 1243 01:20:53.760 --> 01:20:56.600 But I think it's time I did my own thing for a while. 1244 01:20:56.640 --> 01:20:58.680 You're all set up now. 1245 01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:02.960 It's been the greatest pleasure. 1246 01:21:08.000 --> 01:21:10.000 Au revoir. 1247 01:21:21.880 --> 01:21:23.880 (SIGHS) 1248 01:21:30.400 --> 01:21:32.400 (CAR HORN HONKS) 1249 01:21:35.360 --> 01:21:37.360 (BLOWS) 1250 01:21:40.200 --> 01:21:42.200 (WATER RUNS, STOPS) 1251 01:21:49.280 --> 01:21:51.280 (SIGHS) 1252 01:21:52.720 --> 01:21:54.720 (SIGHS) 1253 01:22:03.360 --> 01:22:05.360 (BOTTLE CAP CLATTERS) 1254 01:22:24.800 --> 01:22:27.040 (TELEPHONE RINGING) Gina! 1255 01:22:28.280 --> 01:22:30.280 Steve? 1256 01:22:34.120 --> 01:22:36.480 Gina! (TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 1257 01:22:36.520 --> 01:22:38.840 (LINE RINGING) 1258 01:22:38.880 --> 01:22:40.880 Pleased To Move You. You've got Benjamin. 1259 01:22:40.920 --> 01:22:43.560 Phone. I hope you clean faster than you pick up the phone, mate. 1260 01:22:43.600 --> 01:22:46.320 I need to make a booking for today. 1261 01:22:46.360 --> 01:22:49.520 Cool. So, can I just clarify, 1262 01:22:49.560 --> 01:22:51.560 is it for yourself? 1263 01:22:51.600 --> 01:22:53.840 No, well, it's for my wife. 1264 01:22:53.880 --> 01:22:56.600 OK. But will you be there? 1265 01:22:56.640 --> 01:22:59.400 Yeah, only if you come now. I want it to be a surprise. 1266 01:22:59.440 --> 01:23:01.640 A surprise? 1267 01:23:01.680 --> 01:23:04.600 For your wife and you? 1268 01:23:06.080 --> 01:23:09.320 I mean, that's cool and everything, man. 1269 01:23:09.360 --> 01:23:11.920 Um, I just - can I ask how you heard about us? 1270 01:23:11.960 --> 01:23:14.800 Listen, mate, I'm just trying to work out how to please my wife. 1271 01:23:14.840 --> 01:23:17.840 It's not that easy. So either you come now or I'm gonna do it myself. 1272 01:23:19.080 --> 01:23:21.480 Um, I mean, I'm the only one free, but - 1273 01:23:21.520 --> 01:23:24.040 Can we just get on with this? 1274 01:23:24.080 --> 01:23:26.080 Yep. 1275 01:23:43.400 --> 01:23:45.400 Oh, do you want me to get started? 1276 01:23:45.440 --> 01:23:47.440 Yeah. I'm getting a beer. 1277 01:23:48.720 --> 01:23:51.120 Uh... you wife... 1278 01:23:52.080 --> 01:23:54.840 Um... are you sure? 1279 01:23:54.880 --> 01:23:56.880 Yes, mate. Go for it. 1280 01:23:57.760 --> 01:23:59.760 OK. 1281 01:24:00.840 --> 01:24:03.040 (CLEARS THROAT) Oh, are you good with music? 1282 01:24:03.080 --> 01:24:05.080 Whatever. 1283 01:24:06.080 --> 01:24:08.120 (INHALES) 1284 01:24:08.160 --> 01:24:10.160 (EXHALES) (SPEAKER BEEPS) 1285 01:24:10.200 --> 01:24:12.200 # TOM JONES: Sex Bomb 1286 01:24:14.240 --> 01:24:16.480 Mm. Mm. 1287 01:24:16.520 --> 01:24:18.920 # Aw, baby 1288 01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:21.480 # Yeah, ooh, yeah 1289 01:24:23.520 --> 01:24:25.520 # Ha, listen to this 1290 01:24:25.560 --> 01:24:29.000 # Spy on me, baby, use satellite 1291 01:24:29.040 --> 01:24:32.200 # Infrared to see me move through the night 1292 01:24:32.240 --> 01:24:35.040 # So I can't deny or lie 1293 01:24:35.080 --> 01:24:38.760 # Cos you're the only one to make me fly 1294 01:24:38.800 --> 01:24:41.680 # (You know what you are, you are a) Sex bomb, sex bomb 1295 01:24:41.720 --> 01:24:43.960 # Yeah, you're my sex bomb 1296 01:24:44.000 --> 01:24:47.240 # You can give it to me when I need to come along 1297 01:24:47.280 --> 01:24:51.000 # Sex bomb, sex bomb, (Yeah) You're my sex bomb 1298 01:24:51.040 --> 01:24:53.760 # And, baby, you can turn me on 1299 01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:56.800 # (Turn me on, darling) Sex bomb, sex bomb 1300 01:24:56.840 --> 01:24:59.600 # You're my sex bomb... # Sir, your beer. 1301 01:24:59.640 --> 01:25:02.480 What the fuck are you doing? I'm removing my trousers. 1302 01:25:04.240 --> 01:25:06.760 Ben? Gina. 1303 01:25:06.800 --> 01:25:08.800 Oh. (SPEAKER BEEPS, MUSIC STOPS PLAYING) 1304 01:25:08.840 --> 01:25:10.840 What, do you know this guy? 1305 01:25:12.480 --> 01:25:15.640 Pull your pants up. Oh, don't get all private now, mate. 1306 01:25:15.680 --> 01:25:18.160 Ben, what are you doing here? I got a booking. 1307 01:25:18.200 --> 01:25:20.200 (ZIPPING FLIES) 1308 01:25:20.240 --> 01:25:22.680 Do you know something about this? Dude, she owns the company. 1309 01:25:24.760 --> 01:25:27.240 Ben, this is Adrian, my husband. 1310 01:25:30.600 --> 01:25:32.600 He doesn't know. 1311 01:25:37.960 --> 01:25:39.960 Do you think I should go? 1312 01:25:41.240 --> 01:25:43.440 Mm. Mm. 1313 01:25:43.480 --> 01:25:46.000 OK, uh, excuse, um... 1314 01:25:50.680 --> 01:25:53.200 (CAR OPENS, CLOSES) 1315 01:25:53.240 --> 01:25:55.280 This is the... 1316 01:25:55.320 --> 01:25:57.320 removal thing? 1317 01:25:59.000 --> 01:26:01.160 I employ men 1318 01:26:01.200 --> 01:26:04.600 to pleasure women and to clean their houses. 1319 01:26:05.720 --> 01:26:07.720 Some women just take the house clean 1320 01:26:07.760 --> 01:26:09.880 for the sheer the pleasure of watching men do the jobs 1321 01:26:09.920 --> 01:26:11.960 they spend a lifetime hating. 1322 01:26:13.240 --> 01:26:15.440 Does anyone know about this? 1323 01:26:15.480 --> 01:26:17.480 Just the clients. 1324 01:26:17.520 --> 01:26:19.520 We're very private. 1325 01:26:22.600 --> 01:26:24.640 Un-fucking-believable. 1326 01:26:27.920 --> 01:26:30.000 (SIGHS) (BANGING ON DOOR) 1327 01:26:34.320 --> 01:26:36.320 Oh, how did you get my home address? 1328 01:26:36.360 --> 01:26:38.640 Don't turn up at my house. Email me your resume, new photos 1329 01:26:38.680 --> 01:26:41.200 and your penis size, and do not overestimate, please. 1330 01:26:41.240 --> 01:26:44.480 We don't care as much as you think. She wants my penis size. 1331 01:26:44.520 --> 01:26:46.520 Gina Henderson? 1332 01:26:46.560 --> 01:26:48.960 Would you accompany me back to the station to answer 1333 01:26:49.000 --> 01:26:51.000 some questions, please? 1334 01:27:02.040 --> 01:27:04.040 Shit. 1335 01:27:08.960 --> 01:27:11.000 The legal representative for Gina Henderson. 1336 01:27:12.160 --> 01:27:14.560 Can you describe to me the exact nature of the business, 1337 01:27:14.600 --> 01:27:17.320 Please To Move You? Until we know if any charges are being pressed, 1338 01:27:17.360 --> 01:27:19.720 my client will not be answering any of your questions. 1339 01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:22.880 Well, that may be the case, but for operating without a licence 1340 01:27:22.920 --> 01:27:26.080 you will be fined under section 23 of the Prostitution Act. 1341 01:27:26.120 --> 01:27:28.120 Look, this whole thing is just a big mistake. 1342 01:27:28.160 --> 01:27:30.160 The business known as Pleased To Move You 1343 01:27:30.200 --> 01:27:33.000 will cease operations immediately. As I said, my client will not be 1344 01:27:33.040 --> 01:27:35.360 answering any of your questions. We do removals, clearances, 1345 01:27:35.400 --> 01:27:38.680 domestic cleaning and, uh, sexual services. 1346 01:27:38.720 --> 01:27:40.720 If the client wants, uh. 1347 01:27:42.960 --> 01:27:45.000 The cleaning acts as a cover? 1348 01:27:45.040 --> 01:27:47.320 No. No, we do the cleaning. 1349 01:27:47.360 --> 01:27:49.880 I train them myself. We polish sinks, we clean toilets, 1350 01:27:49.920 --> 01:27:51.920 scrub the grout on your tiles. 1351 01:27:51.960 --> 01:27:55.360 Yeah, we clean our houses and, you know, and... give orgasms. 1352 01:27:55.400 --> 01:27:57.960 You know, just not necessarily in that order. 1353 01:27:58.000 --> 01:28:00.840 You admit to running a business that charges for sex. 1354 01:28:00.880 --> 01:28:02.880 And cleaning. Don't forget the cleaning. 1355 01:28:02.920 --> 01:28:04.960 Why do men always forget the cleaning? 1356 01:28:05.000 --> 01:28:07.360 Hm. My client is under extreme duress right now. 1357 01:28:07.400 --> 01:28:09.680 You were operating an enterprise where women engage 1358 01:28:09.720 --> 01:28:11.720 in sexual misconduct 1359 01:28:11.760 --> 01:28:14.080 under the guise of hiring domestic services. 1360 01:28:14.120 --> 01:28:16.120 That is pure conjecture. 1361 01:28:16.160 --> 01:28:18.160 It is not misconduct. 1362 01:28:18.200 --> 01:28:21.000 We are fulfilling a need for all those women 1363 01:28:21.040 --> 01:28:23.400 who feel sexually invisible, 1364 01:28:23.440 --> 01:28:25.560 whose husbands never learned 1365 01:28:25.600 --> 01:28:27.600 how to take a hit for the team. 1366 01:28:27.640 --> 01:28:30.200 We're there for those who like to climax more than once, 1367 01:28:30.240 --> 01:28:32.240 and for those who are sick of doing it alone. 1368 01:28:32.280 --> 01:28:35.480 But mostly we are here because, contrary to appearances, 1369 01:28:35.520 --> 01:28:37.520 we haven't given up on sex, 1370 01:28:37.560 --> 01:28:41.040 and we're sick of cleaning the house. ALL: Yes! (CHUCKLING) 1371 01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:45.760 Did you feel forced at any time? 1372 01:28:46.880 --> 01:28:48.920 Were you ever harmed or...? 1373 01:28:48.960 --> 01:28:51.600 I don't think so, checking in, but, um... 1374 01:28:51.640 --> 01:28:53.640 that'll be a no. Oh. 1375 01:28:54.720 --> 01:28:57.880 It says here your job is to... 1376 01:28:57.920 --> 01:29:00.320 "give orgasms." 1377 01:29:01.640 --> 01:29:04.560 It's not actually illegal. We checked. 1378 01:29:04.600 --> 01:29:07.160 We applied for a licence and everything. Mm. Mm. 1379 01:29:08.800 --> 01:29:10.800 And we do cleaning. 1380 01:29:12.560 --> 01:29:14.640 You've just admitted to operating without a licence 1381 01:29:14.680 --> 01:29:17.120 in what is a highly regulated industry. 1382 01:29:17.160 --> 01:29:20.000 The fine will be in the tens of thousands of dollars. 1383 01:29:22.040 --> 01:29:25.080 I don't want you to pay it. Well, I'm gonna have to. 1384 01:29:25.120 --> 01:29:27.120 It's not like you've got a job. 1385 01:29:28.400 --> 01:29:30.400 We are just gonna go home, 1386 01:29:30.440 --> 01:29:32.920 and I will sort everything out. 1387 01:29:34.080 --> 01:29:36.080 Don't want that. (SIGHS) 1388 01:29:36.120 --> 01:29:38.120 Now's not the time, Gina. 1389 01:29:39.120 --> 01:29:42.080 I'm not going back. There's no need to be hysterical. 1390 01:29:42.120 --> 01:29:44.240 I am not. But you are. 1391 01:29:44.280 --> 01:29:48.680 This is hysterical behaviour. Adrian, would you just fuck off? 1392 01:29:50.120 --> 01:29:52.120 All right, I will. 1393 01:29:52.160 --> 01:29:54.640 I will fuck off. Fuck off home without you. 1394 01:29:56.840 --> 01:30:00.280 I'm not gonna come back to find out if you've changed your mind. 1395 01:30:01.920 --> 01:30:04.960 And you can pay the fine by yourself - you do realise that. 1396 01:30:06.560 --> 01:30:09.160 Absolutely. 1397 01:30:09.200 --> 01:30:11.200 (DOOR OPENS) 1398 01:30:15.520 --> 01:30:17.640 Do you know how good it is to sleep with someone 1399 01:30:17.680 --> 01:30:21.320 who's more interested in you than in how they look naked? 1400 01:30:21.360 --> 01:30:24.560 This has been like the best gap year ever. 1401 01:30:24.600 --> 01:30:27.320 Yes. Do you have any questions for me? 1402 01:30:28.800 --> 01:30:30.800 No? OK. 1403 01:30:33.920 --> 01:30:36.400 Uh, is Gina Henderson here, please? 1404 01:30:36.440 --> 01:30:38.440 Er, yeah. 1405 01:30:38.480 --> 01:30:40.480 She is... 1406 01:30:40.520 --> 01:30:43.720 She's being officially questioned. For what? Having a good time? 1407 01:30:43.760 --> 01:30:46.320 Look, this is a unique service 1408 01:30:46.360 --> 01:30:48.600 that women are allowed to subscribe to. 1409 01:30:48.640 --> 01:30:51.360 It's better than cocaine. It's about the same price, though. 1410 01:30:51.400 --> 01:30:53.400 Sandra. Sorry. (LIFT BELL DINGS) 1411 01:30:54.600 --> 01:30:56.600 Here you go, ma'am. 1412 01:31:02.200 --> 01:31:04.640 Oh, Gina, shit. 1413 01:31:04.680 --> 01:31:07.280 Oh, darl. Oh. 1414 01:31:09.680 --> 01:31:11.720 So what are you gonna do? 1415 01:31:21.160 --> 01:31:24.160 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEP) GIRL: Hey, Mum, it's me - again. 1416 01:31:24.200 --> 01:31:27.640 Uh, I spoke to Dad. He's getting used to things. 1417 01:31:27.680 --> 01:31:29.680 I know it's been a couple of months, 1418 01:31:29.720 --> 01:31:32.360 but I think he's still angry. 1419 01:31:32.400 --> 01:31:34.480 Anyway, Mum... 1420 01:31:34.520 --> 01:31:37.240 I think you're unbelievable. 1421 01:31:37.280 --> 01:31:39.320 Tell me if you hear anything. 1422 01:31:39.360 --> 01:31:42.600 Good luck. I hope you get it. Bye! 1423 01:31:42.640 --> 01:31:44.640 (ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS) 1424 01:31:47.080 --> 01:31:49.080 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1425 01:31:50.160 --> 01:31:52.680 There's still nothing. It'll be here. 1426 01:31:52.720 --> 01:31:56.200 I hope. Don't worry about the licence. We need your statement. 1427 01:31:56.240 --> 01:31:58.240 It's coming. (DOOR SLIDING OPEN) 1428 01:31:59.360 --> 01:32:01.640 Look who's here. Sorry I'm late, everyone. 1429 01:32:01.680 --> 01:32:04.640 ALL: Aww. Oh, Tom! You did it! 1430 01:32:04.680 --> 01:32:06.680 (CHUCKLES) Aw. Aw! 1431 01:32:06.720 --> 01:32:09.160 Huxley, meet everybody. Everybody, this is Huxley. 1432 01:32:09.200 --> 01:32:11.240 Aw. He's gorgeous. 1433 01:32:11.280 --> 01:32:13.280 It's dad day. Dad half day, actually. 1434 01:32:13.320 --> 01:32:15.400 We'll move to full days when he's a bit older. 1435 01:32:15.440 --> 01:32:18.200 I get a lot of access time so I figured we could do 1436 01:32:18.240 --> 01:32:20.760 'bring your kids to work day'. Cool! If he can bring his baby, 1437 01:32:20.800 --> 01:32:24.120 can I bring my dog, please? Oh, not quite the same thing, bro. 1438 01:32:24.160 --> 01:32:27.040 Um, well, you probably shouldn't keep them waiting any longer. 1439 01:32:27.080 --> 01:32:29.080 Let's do it. 1440 01:32:29.120 --> 01:32:31.120 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1441 01:32:31.160 --> 01:32:33.560 Mate, that's my go to move. 1442 01:32:33.600 --> 01:32:35.800 Ooh. It's here. 1443 01:32:35.840 --> 01:32:37.960 Ooh. Can I check? Yeah! 1444 01:32:41.440 --> 01:32:44.160 Everybody, members of the board, 1445 01:32:44.200 --> 01:32:46.200 I hereby declare 1446 01:32:46.240 --> 01:32:49.080 that we are a fully licensed operation! 1447 01:32:49.120 --> 01:32:51.720 (CHEERING) Whoo! 1448 01:32:51.760 --> 01:32:53.840 Let's go! Par-tay! 1449 01:32:53.880 --> 01:32:56.040 (LAUGHTER) Yeah! 1450 01:32:56.080 --> 01:32:58.080 (JAZZY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1451 01:33:32.160 --> 01:33:34.160 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1452 01:33:41.080 --> 01:33:43.080 (DOOR OPENS) 1453 01:33:43.120 --> 01:33:46.040 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE) 1454 01:33:46.080 --> 01:33:48.680 I am guilty of looking up your address 1455 01:33:48.720 --> 01:33:50.720 on company records. 1456 01:33:55.120 --> 01:33:58.480 Just say the word and I will go away and I will not come back. 1457 01:33:58.520 --> 01:34:00.520 I will leave you alone, I promise. 1458 01:34:00.560 --> 01:34:02.600 Just... say the word. 1459 01:34:03.760 --> 01:34:05.760 Shit. 1460 01:34:11.880 --> 01:34:13.880 Sorry, marmalade. Burnt it. 1461 01:34:13.920 --> 01:34:15.960 Oh, no, it's OK. I'm gonna go. 1462 01:34:16.000 --> 01:34:18.320 It's been wonderful to see you again. Thank you for the visit. 1463 01:34:18.360 --> 01:34:20.360 Gina, Gina, that... 1464 01:34:20.400 --> 01:34:22.400 that wasn't a visit. 1465 01:34:22.440 --> 01:34:25.200 A visit is when you come in and you eat a pastry, 1466 01:34:25.240 --> 01:34:27.280 and then you think about whether you're in the mood 1467 01:34:27.320 --> 01:34:29.400 for a glass of Pinot and then we can... 1468 01:34:30.560 --> 01:34:33.760 ..we can work out whether you wanna have two pastries or... (CHUCKLES) 1469 01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:35.800 ..three. 1470 01:34:35.840 --> 01:34:37.840 # CELIA CRUZ: Te Busco 1471 01:34:39.400 --> 01:34:44.280 # En cualquier huella te persigo (voy tras de ti) 1472 01:34:44.320 --> 01:34:46.360 # En una sombra te... # 1473 01:34:46.400 --> 01:34:48.640 Forget about the pastry. I'll just drag you to the bedroom. 1474 01:34:48.680 --> 01:34:50.760 Mm, bedroom, that sounds very far away 1475 01:34:50.800 --> 01:34:53.400 # ..que se pierden (de la soledad) 1476 01:34:53.440 --> 01:34:56.600 # La suerte no vino conmigo 1477 01:34:57.840 --> 01:35:01.000 # Te busco perdida entre suenos 1478 01:35:01.960 --> 01:35:04.440 # El ruido de la gente 1479 01:35:04.480 --> 01:35:06.520 # Me envuelven en un velo 1480 01:35:06.560 --> 01:35:10.920 # Te busco volando en el cielo 1481 01:35:10.960 --> 01:35:13.360 # El viento te ha llevado 1482 01:35:13.400 --> 01:35:15.560 # Como un panuelo viejo # 1483 01:35:15.600 --> 01:35:17.600 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 1484 01:35:20.680 --> 01:35:22.680 Ah. 1485 01:35:27.000 --> 01:35:29.000 Ah. 1486 01:35:35.120 --> 01:35:37.120 Mm. 1487 01:35:53.480 --> 01:35:55.480 Thank you. Thanks. Thanks very much. 1488 01:36:02.120 --> 01:36:04.120 Just a minute. 1489 01:36:05.720 --> 01:36:07.800 Well, look at what you've gone and done. 1490 01:36:07.840 --> 01:36:09.840 Baked with my own fair hand. 1491 01:36:10.960 --> 01:36:13.720 Croissant? Yes. 1492 01:36:13.760 --> 01:36:15.960 (CHUCKLES) 1493 01:36:16.000 --> 01:36:18.200 They're marmalade flavour. 1494 01:36:18.240 --> 01:36:21.280 People seem to like it. 1495 01:36:21.320 --> 01:36:23.320 Anything else? 1496 01:36:26.480 --> 01:36:29.120 All of it. 1497 01:36:29.160 --> 01:36:31.240 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) 1498 01:36:35.520 --> 01:36:37.520 (MOBILE PHONE CHIMES) 1499 01:36:37.560 --> 01:36:39.560 (MOBILE PHONE WHISTLES) 1500 01:36:46.800 --> 01:36:50.520 "When was the last time you let yourself ask for what you wanted 1501 01:36:50.560 --> 01:36:52.560 in the bedroom?" 1502 01:36:52.600 --> 01:36:55.560 Incredible. Mm. Oh. 1503 01:36:55.600 --> 01:36:57.640 "We offer a service 1504 01:36:57.680 --> 01:36:59.680 that encourages women 1505 01:36:59.720 --> 01:37:01.720 to freely express what they want 1506 01:37:01.760 --> 01:37:04.640 without judgement. (LAUGHTER) 1507 01:37:04.680 --> 01:37:06.760 We provide safe experiences 1508 01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:09.760 so women can begin to close the pleasure gap. 1509 01:37:09.800 --> 01:37:12.920 This is a sexual wellness company 1510 01:37:12.960 --> 01:37:16.720 about learning how to practice your pleasure. 1511 01:37:16.760 --> 01:37:19.640 And we'd love to help with the house while we sort your orgasm." 1512 01:37:19.680 --> 01:37:21.680 (LAUGHTER) 1513 01:37:21.720 --> 01:37:24.400 "Because your pleasure is worth asking for." 1514 01:37:24.440 --> 01:37:26.440 Mm. 1515 01:37:26.480 --> 01:37:28.560 Shall we take a look? Go on. 1516 01:37:29.760 --> 01:37:32.000 Refresh it. Yep. 1517 01:37:32.040 --> 01:37:34.080 Oh! Oh, my word. 1518 01:37:34.120 --> 01:37:36.120 Oh, that's crazy! 1519 01:37:36.160 --> 01:37:38.240 Oh. Wow. 1520 01:37:38.280 --> 01:37:40.280 "Please unblock my drains." 1521 01:37:40.320 --> 01:37:42.320 (LAUGHTER) 1522 01:37:42.360 --> 01:37:45.040 (CHEERING) (GLASSES CLINK) 1523 01:37:46.520 --> 01:37:48.520 # THE PHANTOMS: Good As Gold 1524 01:38:10.560 --> 01:38:13.720 # Can't knock me down cos I'm a fighter 1525 01:38:13.760 --> 01:38:17.080 # Can't lock me in cos I'm on fire 1526 01:38:17.120 --> 01:38:20.320 # So get out of my way I got something to say 1527 01:38:20.360 --> 01:38:24.120 # Can't hold me down no, no, no 1528 01:38:24.160 --> 01:38:27.760 # Gonna get what I want I'm gonna take it 1529 01:38:27.800 --> 01:38:30.840 # Give me rule number one I'm gonna break it 1530 01:38:32.960 --> 01:38:36.120 # Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get what I want today 1531 01:38:36.160 --> 01:38:39.640 # Whoo-hoo, it's just the way that I roll 1532 01:38:39.680 --> 01:38:43.400 # Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick this out my way 1533 01:38:44.960 --> 01:38:46.960 # Yeah, I'm as good as gold 1534 01:38:47.000 --> 01:38:50.320 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1535 01:38:50.360 --> 01:38:53.440 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah 1536 01:38:53.480 --> 01:38:56.960 # Cut loose these strings, I was meant to fly 1537 01:38:57.000 --> 01:39:00.400 # I got that thing that you can't deny 1538 01:39:00.440 --> 01:39:03.480 # So wait till you see, what I got on my sleeves 1539 01:39:03.520 --> 01:39:07.200 # Show my thing off, too, yeah, yeah, yeah 1540 01:39:07.240 --> 01:39:10.520 # Gonna get what I want I'm gonna take it 1541 01:39:10.560 --> 01:39:13.840 # Give me rule number one I'm gonna break it 1542 01:39:13.880 --> 01:39:17.480 # Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get what I want today 1543 01:39:17.520 --> 01:39:21.040 # Whoo-hoo, it's just the way that I roll 1544 01:39:21.080 --> 01:39:24.440 # Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick this out my way 1545 01:39:24.480 --> 01:39:26.480 # Whoo-hoo 1546 01:39:26.520 --> 01:39:28.520 # Yeah, I'm as good as gold 1547 01:39:28.560 --> 01:39:31.280 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1548 01:39:31.320 --> 01:39:34.200 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah 1549 01:39:35.000 --> 01:39:38.120 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1550 01:39:38.160 --> 01:39:41.120 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah 1551 01:39:42.160 --> 01:39:45.000 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1552 01:39:45.040 --> 01:39:48.440 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah 1553 01:39:48.480 --> 01:39:51.880 # Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna get what I want today 1554 01:39:51.920 --> 01:39:54.720 # Whoo-hoo, it's just the way that I roll 1555 01:39:55.680 --> 01:39:58.840 # Whoo-hoo, I'm gonna kick this out my way 1556 01:39:58.880 --> 01:40:00.880 # Whoo-hoo 1557 01:40:00.920 --> 01:40:02.920 # Yeah, I'm as good as gold 1558 01:40:02.960 --> 01:40:05.680 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah 1559 01:40:05.720 --> 01:40:08.880 # Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah-nah-nah # 1560 01:40:10.760 --> 01:40:13.040 # THEO CHINARA: Light It Up 1561 01:42:27.000 --> 01:42:29.000 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk