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- These are my friends,
Jerry and Marge Selbee.

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They live in Evart, Michigan.

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It's a small town
that's not exactly
in its prime.

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Though, to be honest,
neither are Jerry and Marge.

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Today, they're on their way
to buy lottery tickets.

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Lots and lots of lottery
tickets.

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- But they're not hoping
to get lucky.

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You see, they don't need luck.

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But this story
doesn't start there.

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It starts with Jerry,

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getting up before dawn
just like he has every day
for 42 years,

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going to work at
the Corn Flakes factory,

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for what he fears
will be the last time.

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- It's a math problem,
really.

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If you count the letters, uh,

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except the letter "I,"
which they skip

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because it looks like a "1",

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then you realize
that "J" is February.

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And then, the last letter...

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Oh, boy.

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That designates
the plant code,

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which was not easy
to figure out, but, uh...

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I did.

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Jerry,

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you don't have to work
so hard. You're retiring.

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Well, yeah. But... I...

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I don't have to be. Um...

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I know my line
is shutting down, but...

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You know, I have a thing
with numbers.

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Come on.

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You've served your time.
These are your golden years.

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He's the best line manager
we ever had, right?

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Absolutely.

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- Hey. Why don't you
tell these guys

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how you started
working here in high school?

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You worked nights, right?

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- To Jerry.- All right.

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Not everybody
can pull off 42 years

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without getting fired.

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And now you have
a boss who's going
to let you sleep in.

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And won't yell at me.

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Wrong about that.Oh.

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You know, you should get
your real estate license,

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just like Howard did.

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It's like having a job.

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But it's also like
being retired,

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because you
don't do anything.

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It's true.

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Most days,
I don't even
leave the house.

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Well...

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You know, I'll make it work.

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You know, I can always help
Marge around the house.

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No, you don't
need to do that.

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No, I'd be happy to.

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I mean, you've been taking
care of this place for years.

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I kind of have a system.

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Oh, yeah,
and a good one.

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But, you know, every system
can use an improvement.

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- Oh, God. Here we go.

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Hey. I got an idea.Yeah?

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Why don't I try consulting
on some of your job sites?

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You know, find ways of
making things run better.Ah.

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You wanna walk around
on my construction site

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and tell me
what I'm doing
wrong? Oof.

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I wouldn't charge much.

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Oh, and I have
to pay you for this?

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Darn right.- Are you going
to also come by

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and teach my wife
how to grade papers?

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Hey, Dad, if I lived here,
I would welcome that.

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Thank you, Dawn.

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I'm gonna take
you up on that.

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I'm gonna drive down
to Grand Rapids more often.

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Oh, whoops.

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You sold it too well.

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Shut up.Backfired right in your face.

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Yeah, sweetie?Okay.

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Can we show
Pop Pop?

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Uh, yeah, you wanna show
Pop Pop right now?

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Show me what?

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We got you
a retirement present.- Surprise.

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Okay.

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Open your eyes.- Open.

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- Holy cow!

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A fishing boat. What...

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Do I like fishing?
I do? Okay.Yeah, you took me once.

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Yeah, now you can
go whenever
you want.

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- Yeah, how about that?

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This is great.
Thank you.

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Thank you, thank you,
thank you.- Oh, good.

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Oh.- Dad likes it.

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And you, for keeping a secret.

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Thank you, pumpkin.

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Thank you, Doug.You like it?

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- Yeah.- All right.

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My goodness.

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My goodness.- Good job.
You didn't spoil it.

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- That was your one job.
You did so good.You okay?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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I don't have
many regular
clothes.

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It's all work shirts.

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Well, we can
get you more clothes.

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Hmm.

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It'll be an adjustment.

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You'll find your way.

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Hmm.

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Have you?

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Not really.
But I don't have a boat.

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You want this one?

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Nope.

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Morning, Leon.Morning, Jerry.

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Card was declined, Helen.
I'm sorry.

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- Dang it.
Maybe I have cash.
Let me just...

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- I know
you're good for it.

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- Thanks, Leon.

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What are you
doing out here?

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My appointment is at- 00.

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No, you said
you'd come at- 00.

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I don't have any other
appointments.
I have six clients.

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Okay.

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How do you make a living
with only six clients?

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I don't. I just became
an online travel agent.
See the posters?

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Oh, yeah.

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So, why do you
need posters
if it's online?

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Because they were free.

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Why do you always have to
understand the reasoning
behind everything?

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Oh, well.

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It's the only way
I can make sense of things.

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How's the boat?

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Water's still too cold.

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You don't get in the water.
That's the point of the boat.

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Hmm. How's my account?

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Speaking of cold...

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2% gains,

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which doesn't sound
like much, because it isn't.

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Look, you gotta
be more aggressive.

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If you let me put that
in stocks, I could probably
get you 10%.

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That would double
your money in only...

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7.27 years.

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Literally the only time
I was going to get to
use that today.

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Nope.

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This is all we've got.

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And I'm not about
to gamble with it.

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It's not gambling. It seems
like a risk, but the market...

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Yeah, well, if you
could lose it, it's gambling.

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I'll call you in a month
for my next appointment.

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Don't need an appointment.Okay.

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Take out the boat.

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- I may just do that.

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Oh!

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No.

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Holy cow!

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- Hey, Jer.

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- What's a roll down?- It's when the jackpot
hits two million

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and nobody gets six numbers.

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Then the whole jackpot
rolls down

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to the people
who got three or four...

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Whatever.

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Just better odds.

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Good luck. Yeah.Thanks.

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- Better odds.

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Can that be right?

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All right.

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It's not gambling.

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The lottery?Yup. There's a way
to win every time.

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Are you having a stroke?

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There's a loophole

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they didn't see, and it's
right here in the math.

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Now, on a typical drawing,

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you'd have a one in 54
chance of hitting
three out of six numbers,

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and a one in 1,500
chance of hitting four.

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Odds are
you'll lose every time.

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Not every time.

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I won a free ticket
last week, which lost.

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But on the
roll down weeks,

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the payouts
to the lower numbers

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increases above the amount
that you would pay to play.

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So, the math
is in your favor.

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And they missed it.

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- I don't know
what this says.

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Looks like the numbers a crazy
man drew on his cell wall.

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It means that
on the roll down weeks,

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you're guaranteed to win.

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That can't be true.

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Why not?Because it's
the lottery, Jerry.

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There's a building
of people in Detroit

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whose job it is to know
how the numbers work.
And they do.

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I cannot believe
you are my accountant.

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Part-time accountant.

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Full-time
online travel agent.

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Hey, Mindy.

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Hey, Jerry.
Making a deposit?

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Uh, no... I...

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I'd like to withdraw $2,000.

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Yep.

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So, how are your feet?

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Been better.

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Rolling the
tennis ball helped,

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until my manager tripped on it
and threw it into the street.

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I can bring you another one.

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They come in threes.Thanks.

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Oh, thank you.

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I'll be back in a couple
of days with a deposit.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Probably be
20% more than this.

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Give or take.

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See you then.Okay.

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- Thank you.

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- Okay. Have a good day.

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Two thousand WinFall tickets.

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Two thousand?

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Yes, ma'am.

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Good evening, folks, and
welcome to this week's
WinFall lottery roll down.

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Grab your tickets, have a seat
and let's get right to it.

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The first lucky number is six.

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The second number...

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Twenty-three.

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You okay?Oh, yeah. Never better.

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- Forty-three.So, how'd it go with the boat?

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Oh, uh...

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They said they can fix the
motor, but it's not for me.

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I mean, we're supposed
to be doing stuff together
anyway, right?

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- Thirty-one.

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You want to watch a movie?-
The next winning number is...

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Oh... No, I didn't
mean right now.- Ten.

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Well, so, when?Well, I don't know.

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I'm watching a program.

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You're watching this?

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No.

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Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32.

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And we hope you're a winner.

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One...

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That's one's four.

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Twenty-one, 28.

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Sixteen.

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Problem is, nobody knows
about this town.

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Evart should start selling
houses for a dollar,
like they do in Tuscany.

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Lure people here.

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We can live in Tuscany
for a dollar?

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Well, a Euro.

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- That's a dollar.

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- No, a little
more than that.

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Jerry, how much is a Euro?

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Jerry.

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Oh.

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Sorry.

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Mmm.

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Full house.

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We're playing gin.

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Oh.

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- Thank you so much.- All right.
Well, goodnight.

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- Goodnight.- Take care.

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Have a good
walk home.- Okay.

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- Gin, or poker,
or cribbage,

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I get confused by them all.- You don't care.
You don't care.

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Scrabble.
Scrabblenext.

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All right, night.

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00:15:29.031 --> 00:15:31.240
You're going to have
to tell me what's going on.

261
00:15:31.344 --> 00:15:33.242
I'm too old
to wait it out.

262
00:15:36.452 --> 00:15:37.660
Oh...

263
00:15:39.421 --> 00:15:41.043
I missed my chance.

264
00:15:43.563 --> 00:15:45.220
I did everything
I was supposed to do.

265
00:15:46.014 --> 00:15:47.291
Everything I had to do.

266
00:15:48.809 --> 00:15:51.191
Now it's too late
to do anything else.

267
00:15:52.261 --> 00:15:55.299
Oh, your life isn't over.

268
00:16:00.062 --> 00:16:02.030
Everybody seems
to think it is.

269
00:16:02.547 --> 00:16:03.686
Well...

270
00:16:05.861 --> 00:16:07.725
Heck, I can do anything.

271
00:16:07.828 --> 00:16:10.693
I'd still be at the factory
if they didn't cut my line.

272
00:16:12.626 --> 00:16:14.145
But instead...

273
00:16:15.560 --> 00:16:18.356
These are my golden years.

274
00:16:18.460 --> 00:16:21.463
Yeah, just because things
didn't work out the way
you wanted,

275
00:16:21.566 --> 00:16:23.465
doesn't mean they won't.

276
00:16:23.568 --> 00:16:25.846
Good luck happens,
same as bad.

277
00:16:31.059 --> 00:16:32.025
What?

278
00:16:33.061 --> 00:16:36.029
Good luck, it happens
same as bad?

279
00:16:36.133 --> 00:16:38.998
Yeah. It's just math.Yeah.

280
00:16:39.101 --> 00:16:42.277
What?Oh, man. What a dummy.

281
00:16:43.312 --> 00:16:44.555
Not you. Me.

282
00:16:44.658 --> 00:16:46.902
You're a genius.

283
00:16:48.731 --> 00:16:50.216
Sample size.

284
00:16:51.941 --> 00:16:54.185
That is where I went wrong.

285
00:16:54.289 --> 00:16:57.809
I didn't calculate
the frequency of probability.

286
00:16:58.293 --> 00:16:59.294
It's just math.

287
00:16:59.397 --> 00:17:01.261
Oh, I don't like math.

288
00:17:01.365 --> 00:17:03.298
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

289
00:17:03.401 --> 00:17:06.473
Here, let me show you...

290
00:17:06.577 --> 00:17:08.751
Here. So,
if you take a coin

291
00:17:08.855 --> 00:17:10.995
and you flipped
it 1,000 times,

292
00:17:11.099 --> 00:17:14.240
you might still
get 60% heads.

293
00:17:14.343 --> 00:17:20.763
But if you flipped it 5,000
times, the probability gets
closer to 50%.

294
00:17:20.867 --> 00:17:24.905
The sample has to be large
enough to take luck
out of the equation.

295
00:17:25.009 --> 00:17:27.943
And this is for you.

296
00:17:28.771 --> 00:17:31.326
Are you depositing a penny?

297
00:17:31.429 --> 00:17:34.087
No. No.

298
00:17:34.467 --> 00:17:35.468
No. Uh...

299
00:17:36.469 --> 00:17:38.195
I wanna make a withdrawal.

300
00:17:38.781 --> 00:17:41.336
$4,200.

301
00:17:43.027 --> 00:17:44.684
Oh, and how much does
that leave us with?

302
00:17:44.787 --> 00:17:46.996
I am checking.

303
00:17:49.309 --> 00:17:51.000
A little over four.

304
00:17:51.415 --> 00:17:52.381
Okay.

305
00:17:55.488 --> 00:17:57.179
Make it six, then.

306
00:17:58.353 --> 00:17:59.388
Six?Mmm-hmm.

307
00:18:06.947 --> 00:18:09.433
Eight?

308
00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:12.574
Eight?$8,000.

309
00:18:13.402 --> 00:18:14.403
Are you sure?Hmm.

310
00:18:17.613 --> 00:18:18.683
- Ninety-eight.

311
00:18:22.894 --> 00:18:24.379
- Ninety-nine.

312
00:18:26.519 --> 00:18:28.107
Eight thousand.

313
00:18:30.488 --> 00:18:31.558
Thank you, Midge.

314
00:18:32.249 --> 00:18:33.250
There we go.

315
00:18:33.353 --> 00:18:34.320
Bye-bye.

316
00:18:36.356 --> 00:18:38.462
- You know,
every town has a thing.

317
00:18:38.565 --> 00:18:39.877
We need a thing.

318
00:18:39.980 --> 00:18:41.775
What happened to jazz fest?

319
00:18:41.879 --> 00:18:44.330
Well, we couldn't keep
the stage up to code.

320
00:18:44.433 --> 00:18:46.711
Oh, one of those clogger
girls fell right through.

321
00:18:46.815 --> 00:18:48.127
Oh, yeah.

322
00:18:48.230 --> 00:18:49.507
- Jazz fest
made money, too.

323
00:18:49.611 --> 00:18:52.441
I mean, not that year,
because the girl sued us.Yeah.

324
00:18:52.545 --> 00:18:54.857
She was upset 'cause
we were still clapping.

325
00:18:54.961 --> 00:18:56.859
We thought it was
part of the show.

326
00:18:56.963 --> 00:18:58.171
- Oh.

327
00:18:58.275 --> 00:19:00.000
By the way, a bunch
of us are pooling money

328
00:19:00.104 --> 00:19:02.175
for the lottery tonight.

329
00:19:02.279 --> 00:19:04.729
They're doing that roll down
thing, where you can win more.

330
00:19:04.833 --> 00:19:07.801
We're not lottery people.- That's probably
for the best.

331
00:19:07.905 --> 00:19:09.700
You know, there are some
people who blow thousands

332
00:19:09.803 --> 00:19:11.219
on those things?

333
00:19:11.322 --> 00:19:12.841
You all right?- Here we go.

334
00:19:12.944 --> 00:19:14.256
What's the matter?
Take the drink.- Down the wrong pipe.

335
00:19:14.912 --> 00:19:15.913
Eating too fast.

336
00:19:17.915 --> 00:19:19.123
- Yeah.

337
00:19:22.264 --> 00:19:23.231
Ooh.

338
00:19:24.784 --> 00:19:26.165
Four.

339
00:19:44.252 --> 00:19:45.218
Whoo.

340
00:20:06.895 --> 00:20:08.414
- I mean, it's like
a regular travel agent,

341
00:20:08.517 --> 00:20:09.484
but it's online,

342
00:20:09.587 --> 00:20:10.692
so people can
act like animals

343
00:20:10.795 --> 00:20:11.865
when something
doesn't work out.

344
00:20:11.969 --> 00:20:13.695
Hey, you should be traveling.

345
00:20:13.798 --> 00:20:16.353
You and Wendy used to go
on all these cruises
and come back

346
00:20:16.456 --> 00:20:17.733
and call everything port
and starboard.

347
00:20:17.837 --> 00:20:19.079
I didn't even
know which was which.

348
00:20:19.183 --> 00:20:21.150
Depends which
ocean you're on.

349
00:20:21.254 --> 00:20:23.739
Hmm. No. No.- Yep.

350
00:20:23.843 --> 00:20:25.534
She'd want
you to have fun.

351
00:20:25.638 --> 00:20:27.156
It's been three years.

352
00:20:27.260 --> 00:20:29.193
Oh, brats. Brats
and burgers. All?

353
00:20:29.297 --> 00:20:30.677
- With
cheese on it.Okay.

354
00:20:30.781 --> 00:20:32.092
Brats and... Oh.- Cheddar?

355
00:20:32.196 --> 00:20:33.991
Doug, would you watch
the grill for a second?

356
00:20:34.094 --> 00:20:36.062
See? This is
a good time. Huh?

357
00:20:36.165 --> 00:20:37.857
Mmm.I told you it'd be
worth the drive.

358
00:20:37.960 --> 00:20:39.065
No, you said
you didn't know

359
00:20:39.168 --> 00:20:40.653
how many weekends
you have left.

360
00:20:40.756 --> 00:20:41.930
Well, I don't.

361
00:20:42.033 --> 00:20:45.105
Yeah, but the math works.

362
00:20:45.209 --> 00:20:46.866
Drive for two hours,
get a free burger.

363
00:20:46.969 --> 00:20:48.350
Offsets the cost of gas.

364
00:20:48.454 --> 00:20:49.731
I don't eat meat, Dad.

365
00:20:49.834 --> 00:20:51.388
Oh, right.
I'll get the chicken.

366
00:20:51.491 --> 00:20:52.699
No, that's still meat.

367
00:20:52.803 --> 00:20:54.080
- Okay.

368
00:20:54.701 --> 00:20:55.944
Is he okay?

369
00:20:56.047 --> 00:20:59.741
He just doesn't know
the formula for "I miss you."

370
00:20:59.844 --> 00:21:01.018
It is more fun
when you're here.

371
00:21:01.121 --> 00:21:03.676
I know, but you and Dad,
you gotta have fun together.

372
00:21:03.779 --> 00:21:04.849
Yeah.

373
00:21:04.953 --> 00:21:06.057
I know you've waited
a really long time

374
00:21:06.161 --> 00:21:07.956
for him to retire.I know.

375
00:21:08.059 --> 00:21:10.303
I know. We need to work on it.

376
00:21:10.407 --> 00:21:13.582
I can't even remember
the last time that we had...

377
00:21:13.686 --> 00:21:15.515
You know?What?

378
00:21:15.619 --> 00:21:17.724
Yeah.Oh, no, that's okay.
I don't need to hear about...

379
00:21:18.415 --> 00:21:19.554
Honey.

380
00:21:19.657 --> 00:21:20.969
I'm gonna get a beer.

381
00:21:21.072 --> 00:21:22.867
Okay? Okay.We'll work on it.

382
00:21:22.971 --> 00:21:24.869
I'm thinking about it anyway.- Okay.

383
00:21:24.973 --> 00:21:26.285
I wish he would.

384
00:21:28.425 --> 00:21:29.495
Whoa.

385
00:21:30.012 --> 00:21:31.082
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

386
00:21:31.186 --> 00:21:33.844
No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy!
No, no, no, no, Liz.

387
00:21:33.947 --> 00:21:35.915
Let's not...
Let's not open that.

388
00:21:36.018 --> 00:21:38.331
Why? I want the popcorn.I know. I know.

389
00:21:38.435 --> 00:21:41.507
But this... this popcorn's
very stale. Ugh.

390
00:21:41.610 --> 00:21:43.474
I like stale.

391
00:21:43.578 --> 00:21:46.581
Well, but this is
full of sugar. It's
no good for you.

392
00:21:46.684 --> 00:21:49.446
I saw you eat seven Oreos.

393
00:21:50.792 --> 00:21:51.931
You want an Oreo?

394
00:21:52.034 --> 00:21:53.553
You ate them all, Pop Pop.

395
00:21:55.003 --> 00:21:57.005
Okay. All right. Uh...

396
00:21:57.108 --> 00:21:59.318
Let me just have it
for one minute.

397
00:21:59.421 --> 00:22:01.596
Pop Pop will give it
back to you. I promise.

398
00:22:01.699 --> 00:22:03.805
You trust Pop Pop now, right?

399
00:22:03.908 --> 00:22:05.979
Let me just take one minute.

400
00:22:06.083 --> 00:22:07.326
And I'll be right out.

401
00:22:21.926 --> 00:22:23.652
Here you go.

402
00:22:23.756 --> 00:22:26.068
Take.Thanks, Pop Pop.

403
00:22:26.931 --> 00:22:28.208
Yep.

404
00:22:45.674 --> 00:22:47.089
Something you wanna tell me?

405
00:22:47.918 --> 00:22:49.368
What?

406
00:22:49.471 --> 00:22:50.472
The pantry.

407
00:22:55.719 --> 00:22:57.376
I'm playing the lottery.

408
00:22:59.308 --> 00:23:01.483
I meant the
empty bag of Oreos.

409
00:23:05.487 --> 00:23:09.180
I'm playing the lottery,
and I'm winning.

410
00:23:09.284 --> 00:23:12.460
I figured out the math,
and I won $15,000.

411
00:23:12.563 --> 00:23:15.532
It's stuffed inside
the Frosted Mini-Wheats box.

412
00:23:16.671 --> 00:23:17.775
Wow.

413
00:23:23.574 --> 00:23:26.301
I gave $20 to
Shirley's lottery pool.

414
00:23:26.405 --> 00:23:28.683
I guess it's not
such a big deal now.

415
00:23:30.892 --> 00:23:32.203
I...

416
00:23:32.652 --> 00:23:34.136
I had to try it.

417
00:23:34.240 --> 00:23:36.898
I... I found this
flaw in the game,

418
00:23:37.001 --> 00:23:40.004
and I had to find out
if I was right.

419
00:23:40.108 --> 00:23:41.799
Well, why didn't
you just tell me?

420
00:23:42.524 --> 00:23:45.527
I... felt silly.

421
00:23:45.631 --> 00:23:49.358
We barely have enough money
to retire on as it is, and...

422
00:23:50.014 --> 00:23:51.602
This is no time to risk it.

423
00:23:54.018 --> 00:23:55.710
Yes, it is.What?

424
00:23:55.813 --> 00:23:56.918
It's time to risk it.

425
00:23:57.021 --> 00:23:58.264
Because right now
we're losing

426
00:23:58.367 --> 00:24:00.439
something that
matters even more.

427
00:24:01.578 --> 00:24:03.821
I've waited 40 years
for it to be just us,

428
00:24:03.925 --> 00:24:06.272
and so far
we kind of suck at it.

429
00:24:07.376 --> 00:24:08.343
We have Jeopardy.

430
00:24:08.447 --> 00:24:11.760
Oh, that's not
a thing. Jerry!

431
00:24:11.864 --> 00:24:13.348
I wanna have fun.

432
00:24:14.625 --> 00:24:16.282
I wanna have fun.

433
00:24:19.009 --> 00:24:21.943
Let's be
a little stupid. Huh?

434
00:24:22.046 --> 00:24:23.738
We got married
when we were 17,

435
00:24:23.841 --> 00:24:25.533
so we know how to do it.

436
00:24:26.982 --> 00:24:28.225
Well, that's true.

437
00:24:29.329 --> 00:24:32.229
We need something for us.

438
00:24:34.403 --> 00:24:36.544
I didn't think it would
be playing the lottery,

439
00:24:36.647 --> 00:24:40.479
but I'd rob a bank if it
gave us something
to talk about.

440
00:24:41.514 --> 00:24:42.584
Okay.

441
00:24:42.688 --> 00:24:45.898
$15,000?Yep.

442
00:24:48.728 --> 00:24:51.282
- If we bet the
whole $15,000...

443
00:24:51.386 --> 00:24:53.664
Oh, we should.
Let's bet it all.You think?

444
00:24:53.768 --> 00:24:56.840
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking
the same thing. It's right...

445
00:24:56.943 --> 00:24:58.842
No. No,
no, no, no.

446
00:24:58.945 --> 00:25:01.361
Leon, what happened
to WinFall?

447
00:25:01.465 --> 00:25:03.502
Oh, they...
they phased it out.

448
00:25:03.605 --> 00:25:06.021
What?It's gone,
just like that?

449
00:25:06.125 --> 00:25:07.644
You don't play anyway, do you?

450
00:25:07.747 --> 00:25:10.612
No.Yeah, well, I guess
people will just

451
00:25:10.716 --> 00:25:12.925
have to play the one
in Massachusetts now.

452
00:25:15.410 --> 00:25:18.102
The math works. You can see
that. You're an accountant.

453
00:25:18.206 --> 00:25:19.725
Yeah. I mean...

454
00:25:19.828 --> 00:25:20.864
I mean, it looks right.

455
00:25:20.967 --> 00:25:22.417
And Massachusetts
isn't that far.

456
00:25:22.521 --> 00:25:26.076
No, it's only about
a 10-hour drive if
our truck doesn't break down.

457
00:25:26.179 --> 00:25:27.974
If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah.

458
00:25:28.078 --> 00:25:29.424
From whom?

459
00:25:29.528 --> 00:25:31.564
Truckers.Yeah, they're always
looking for company.

460
00:25:31.668 --> 00:25:33.911
To murder.We'll jump out
if it gets weird.

461
00:25:34.015 --> 00:25:36.811
And they won't even know
that we have a duffle bag
full of cash.

462
00:25:36.914 --> 00:25:39.123
Yeah, we'll keep
that zipped up.

463
00:25:39.227 --> 00:25:41.678
All right.All right, what?

464
00:25:41.781 --> 00:25:42.851
I'm in, too.

465
00:25:42.955 --> 00:25:44.888
You sure?- No.

466
00:25:44.991 --> 00:25:48.477
But what the hell? Put me in
for 1,000.

467
00:25:48.581 --> 00:25:50.583
I just got a cruise
I gotta cancel now.

468
00:26:06.461 --> 00:26:08.567
- Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner.

469
00:26:08.670 --> 00:26:12.053
Yeah. We're going to need
three days of food.

470
00:26:12.778 --> 00:26:13.675
Oh.

471
00:26:13.779 --> 00:26:15.781
And I found us
a small town to play in.

472
00:26:16.333 --> 00:26:18.404
Yeah, keep things quiet.

473
00:26:18.507 --> 00:26:20.717
You know, like how
I park a block away

474
00:26:20.820 --> 00:26:22.270
at a good garage sale.

475
00:26:22.373 --> 00:26:23.754
Yeah? Oh.Move.

476
00:26:26.999 --> 00:26:29.208
You got a ham radio?What?

477
00:26:29.311 --> 00:26:31.210
Ham radio. We're gonna
hit some dead zones.

478
00:26:31.313 --> 00:26:34.316
I suppose I can go to Ace...Wait a minute.

479
00:26:35.490 --> 00:26:36.905
How are we on batteries?

480
00:26:37.009 --> 00:26:39.252
Uh... I...

481
00:26:39.356 --> 00:26:41.703
- Ah.

482
00:26:41.807 --> 00:26:45.673
Okay. Let's get some more.
Just in case.

483
00:26:45.776 --> 00:26:47.813
Feels like we really
are robbing a bank.

484
00:26:47.916 --> 00:26:51.264
Nah. It's gonna be
more fun. You take that.

485
00:26:51.368 --> 00:26:53.094
Here are the keys.

486
00:26:53.197 --> 00:26:54.958
All right. Aah.

487
00:26:55.061 --> 00:26:57.236
I got the coupons.

488
00:26:57.339 --> 00:26:58.651
All right. You grab that.

489
00:26:58.755 --> 00:27:00.722
Oh, now? Oh.

490
00:27:00.826 --> 00:27:02.103
Let's go.Oh.

491
00:27:02.206 --> 00:27:04.105
Can I get dressed first?

492
00:27:09.075 --> 00:27:11.353
Mmm.Whoo.

493
00:27:11.457 --> 00:27:12.803
You have cookies?

494
00:27:18.291 --> 00:27:20.086
Ooh.

495
00:27:56.605 --> 00:27:57.883
Doesn't look like much.

496
00:27:57.986 --> 00:28:01.093
Well, all we need is
a ticket machine, right?

497
00:28:06.719 --> 00:28:08.583
Hey, kid, those are
buy one, get one free,

498
00:28:08.687 --> 00:28:10.343
'cause they're
so out of date.

499
00:28:10.447 --> 00:28:11.759
They're from 2013,

500
00:28:11.862 --> 00:28:14.900
but they'll still
turn your mouth blue.

501
00:28:16.798 --> 00:28:18.489
Actually, I'm gonna
get them first.

502
00:28:18.593 --> 00:28:20.457
How can I help you?

503
00:28:20.560 --> 00:28:23.874
We'd like to buy
8,000 WinFall tickets.

504
00:28:25.842 --> 00:28:27.188
- I'm gonna
get you first.

505
00:28:30.605 --> 00:28:32.089
No way is this enough.

506
00:28:33.401 --> 00:28:34.747
There's no way
that was enough.

507
00:28:35.230 --> 00:28:36.369
Uh...

508
00:28:36.473 --> 00:28:38.855
Eight thousand WinFall
tickets is, like...

509
00:28:40.063 --> 00:28:41.927
$29,000.

510
00:28:42.030 --> 00:28:44.688
No. 16,000.$16,000.

511
00:28:44.792 --> 00:28:47.587
And that is how
much we brought.

512
00:28:49.486 --> 00:28:52.800
Well, the machine prints 1,000
tickets an hour, so you'll be
here all day.

513
00:28:52.903 --> 00:28:55.492
And let me tell you from
experience, being here
all day sucks.

514
00:28:56.700 --> 00:28:58.046
Because I'm here all day.

515
00:28:59.772 --> 00:29:03.914
Well, he's right. It's gonna
take eight hours.

516
00:29:04.846 --> 00:29:06.572
I can do it.Let's get rolling.

517
00:29:06.675 --> 00:29:10.576
You want us?Yeah, come on.
I got work to do.

518
00:29:10.679 --> 00:29:13.165
I'm busy.Well, can you show us
how it works?

519
00:29:13.268 --> 00:29:14.614
You'll figure it out.

520
00:29:14.718 --> 00:29:16.996
- Sorry, the motel's
not so great.

521
00:29:17.100 --> 00:29:19.309
- The Pick
and Shovel.

522
00:29:19.412 --> 00:29:20.793
Perfect name.

523
00:29:20.897 --> 00:29:23.589
Because it's what you
need to dig a grave.

524
00:29:23.692 --> 00:29:26.350
Hah. Reminds me
of our wedding night.

525
00:29:26.454 --> 00:29:27.904
Huh?

526
00:29:28.007 --> 00:29:31.286
My dad gave me enough money
to take you to the prom.

527
00:29:31.390 --> 00:29:34.013
But then I thought, "Heck,
the prom ends at midnight,

528
00:29:34.117 --> 00:29:36.636
"but a marriage,
that lasts forever.

529
00:29:36.740 --> 00:29:38.328
"And it's 20 bucks cheaper."

530
00:29:38.431 --> 00:29:40.848
Which you spent on a Days Inn.

531
00:29:40.951 --> 00:29:43.712
Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah.

532
00:29:43.816 --> 00:29:47.544
Well, I'm glad
we're being crazy.

533
00:29:47.647 --> 00:29:49.684
I'd sleep in the car
if I had to.

534
00:29:49.788 --> 00:29:51.790
Well, you may have to.

535
00:29:52.687 --> 00:29:54.344
I don't think this door locks.

536
00:29:54.447 --> 00:29:57.174
Oh, it's on, Jerry.Oh, oh, oh, oh.

537
00:30:00.868 --> 00:30:01.903
All right.

538
00:30:03.353 --> 00:30:05.079
Oh, you have the...

539
00:30:05.182 --> 00:30:08.220
- Cross those
fingers, our very last lucky
number is 21.

540
00:30:08.323 --> 00:30:14.226
Folks, those numbers, one
more time, are 23, 45,
01, 25, 06 and 21.

541
00:30:14.329 --> 00:30:17.022
All right, folks, check those
numbers. We wish you the
best of luck.

542
00:30:17.125 --> 00:30:19.369
Hopefully this was your week.Okay.

543
00:30:24.201 --> 00:30:28.827
- Well, we got 8,000
tickets to check.

544
00:30:29.482 --> 00:30:30.690
- Let's get started.

545
00:30:30.794 --> 00:30:32.796
We'll probably see sunrise.

546
00:30:56.026 --> 00:31:01.169
The last one
is a three-number winner.

547
00:31:01.273 --> 00:31:03.102
Oh, good.

548
00:31:03.931 --> 00:31:05.035
Okay.

549
00:31:06.830 --> 00:31:10.661
So we bet 16,000.Mmm-hmm.

550
00:31:11.870 --> 00:31:16.736
And the two number winners
just gives us free tickets,

551
00:31:16.840 --> 00:31:19.291
so if we count those
as a push...

552
00:31:19.394 --> 00:31:22.363
Which means we made...

553
00:31:23.502 --> 00:31:25.953
$21,043.

554
00:31:26.229 --> 00:31:27.713
Oh...

555
00:31:27.816 --> 00:31:30.543
I think we're gonna
need more Oreos.

556
00:31:32.407 --> 00:31:36.549
Yeah, we're all... No, heck.
There's a little piece left
there for you.

557
00:31:36.653 --> 00:31:39.242
No.You sure you don't...

558
00:31:39.345 --> 00:31:40.657
No, thank you.

559
00:31:59.779 --> 00:32:03.542
They just said,
"Congratulations." Huh.

560
00:32:03.645 --> 00:32:05.026
Of course they did.

561
00:32:05.130 --> 00:32:06.994
It's not against the rules
to buy tickets.

562
00:32:07.097 --> 00:32:10.618
I thought an alarm would
go off and they'd start
yelling at me.

563
00:32:10.721 --> 00:32:12.723
So did I.

564
00:32:14.104 --> 00:32:17.004
Do you really think
we're the only ones who know?

565
00:32:36.299 --> 00:32:40.544
Hey, why are there ultrasonic
sensors on our toilet stalls?

566
00:32:40.648 --> 00:32:42.098
- Bathroom vacancy grid.

567
00:32:42.201 --> 00:32:44.928
I got tired of walking in
there and seeing feet
under every stall.

568
00:32:45.032 --> 00:32:47.966
So, now I know that when
the light is green,
the toilet is...

569
00:32:48.069 --> 00:32:49.968
Well, not clean,
but nobody is sitting on it.

570
00:32:50.071 --> 00:32:51.900
We're supposed to be doing
our research projects.

571
00:32:52.004 --> 00:32:52.971
I am.

572
00:32:53.074 --> 00:32:54.627
Bathroom lights?No. That'd be stupid.

573
00:32:54.731 --> 00:32:55.870
I'm doing one
on the lottery.

574
00:32:55.974 --> 00:32:58.493
Ah. That's way
more stupid.

575
00:32:58.597 --> 00:32:59.874
It's not. I'm evaluating

576
00:32:59.978 --> 00:33:03.429
the exact odds of winning
Powerball versus
Mega Millions.

577
00:33:03.533 --> 00:33:06.432
Okay. Yeah, it's stupid.
Whatever. I'll still get a B.

578
00:33:07.847 --> 00:33:09.056
What are these?

579
00:33:09.159 --> 00:33:11.851
The smaller state games.
I need them for comparison.

580
00:33:11.955 --> 00:33:14.302
Sweet. The handicapped
stall is open.

581
00:33:52.271 --> 00:33:53.824
Jerry, pull over.

582
00:33:54.860 --> 00:33:57.345
Come on, pull over.We're only a mile from home.

583
00:33:57.449 --> 00:33:58.691
No.You can't hold it?

584
00:33:58.795 --> 00:34:00.176
It's not that.

585
00:34:01.418 --> 00:34:02.937
Okay. Okay.

586
00:34:21.714 --> 00:34:23.337
Marge, how long
is this gonna take?

587
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:25.166
'Cause I actually have to go.

588
00:34:27.030 --> 00:34:30.240
Did you ever think maybe the
world wasn't passing you by?

589
00:34:31.966 --> 00:34:34.072
Maybe you were
meant to be here.

590
00:34:35.521 --> 00:34:36.971
To work in the factory

591
00:34:37.075 --> 00:34:39.318
and to care about all these
people the way you do,

592
00:34:39.422 --> 00:34:43.150
because the day would come
when you could help them.

593
00:34:45.876 --> 00:34:47.775
What do you mean?

594
00:34:47.878 --> 00:34:51.468
Well, you said the more
we bet, the better the odds.

595
00:35:06.518 --> 00:35:07.967
I did say that.

596
00:35:14.077 --> 00:35:16.562
So you wanna start
a corporation?

597
00:35:16.666 --> 00:35:18.081
Bring in the whole town.

598
00:35:18.185 --> 00:35:20.842
If we sell shares, we'll have
more capital to invest.

599
00:35:20.946 --> 00:35:22.982
Go big or go home.

600
00:35:23.086 --> 00:35:25.537
Then we'll split the profits
with the shareholders.

601
00:35:25.640 --> 00:35:27.021
Everybody rides.

602
00:35:27.125 --> 00:35:28.298
Will you stop
talking like that?

603
00:35:28.402 --> 00:35:30.335
Sorry. I'm just
really into it.

604
00:35:30.438 --> 00:35:31.819
She's really into it.

605
00:35:31.922 --> 00:35:33.269
Because she
knows it'll work.

606
00:35:33.372 --> 00:35:34.477
House always wins.

607
00:35:34.580 --> 00:35:35.581
Stop it.

608
00:35:36.824 --> 00:35:38.446
You really think
people will come in on this?

609
00:35:38.550 --> 00:35:39.827
Yup. You did.

610
00:35:39.930 --> 00:35:42.174
Yeah, but I'm a depressed
widower with nothing
to live for.

611
00:35:42.278 --> 00:35:44.935
You wanna buy
more shares, then?Yes!

612
00:35:45.867 --> 00:35:47.559
- And that
about does it.

613
00:35:47.662 --> 00:35:49.181
Any questions?

614
00:35:49.285 --> 00:35:53.047
So, uh, GS
Investment Strategies?That's right.

615
00:35:53.151 --> 00:35:55.739
We've got a business license
and everything.

616
00:35:55.843 --> 00:35:56.913
Not much of a name.

617
00:35:57.016 --> 00:35:58.363
Well, don't worry
about the name.

618
00:35:58.466 --> 00:35:59.916
You need "lottery"
in there somewhere.

619
00:36:00.019 --> 00:36:01.435
Well, the name's
not important.

620
00:36:01.538 --> 00:36:05.301
It is if you wanna sell
the idea. I took a class
on marketing.

621
00:36:05.404 --> 00:36:10.651
Well, the idea sells itself.
You buy a share for $500
and you make a profit.

622
00:36:10.754 --> 00:36:12.687
It's that simple.Do you have a logo?

623
00:36:12.791 --> 00:36:14.482
Don't need a logo.Logos help.

624
00:36:14.586 --> 00:36:16.484
I have a pig on a tractor.

625
00:36:17.968 --> 00:36:21.972
Yeah. Okay, look, you all
have known me for years.

626
00:36:22.076 --> 00:36:25.044
This will work,
and it'll help everybody.

627
00:36:25.148 --> 00:36:26.667
What if we want in,

628
00:36:26.770 --> 00:36:30.429
but we're behind on our bills,
and don't have enough
for a share?

629
00:36:30.533 --> 00:36:32.638
Do you accept other
forms of payment?

630
00:36:33.018 --> 00:36:34.088
Like what?

631
00:36:47.550 --> 00:36:48.620
Wait, wait, wait.

632
00:36:48.723 --> 00:36:50.104
Got it all right here.

633
00:36:50.208 --> 00:36:51.864
- Oh, we're in.

634
00:36:51.968 --> 00:36:54.142
I've never done
anything criminal like this.

635
00:36:54.246 --> 00:36:56.248
- No, Shirley,
it's not criminal.

636
00:36:56.352 --> 00:37:00.045
We're gonna pay taxes
on all the winnings
and claim expenses.

637
00:37:00.148 --> 00:37:02.358
Jerry's got it all worked out.

638
00:37:02.461 --> 00:37:05.533
Your mother and I
are going into business.

639
00:37:05.637 --> 00:37:08.295
Are you selling her toffee
or something?

640
00:37:08.398 --> 00:37:11.298
No. We're gonna play
the lottery.

641
00:37:11.401 --> 00:37:14.266
It's 500 a share.Okay.

642
00:37:14.370 --> 00:37:16.820
Oh, yeah? Okay?
You don't wanna know details?

643
00:37:16.924 --> 00:37:19.064
No, no, no, I'm good.
It sounds great.

644
00:37:19.167 --> 00:37:20.893
You can see in
the first three playsDad, Dad.

645
00:37:20.997 --> 00:37:22.170
that we've
increased our profit.

646
00:37:22.274 --> 00:37:24.034
It's just not for me.

647
00:37:24.138 --> 00:37:26.865
I just don't understand this.It's just math.

648
00:37:26.968 --> 00:37:28.798
It's always just math.

649
00:37:28.901 --> 00:37:31.145
It's like sorting through
coins, looking for
buffalo nickels,

650
00:37:31.249 --> 00:37:33.078
because you had
calculated there was,

651
00:37:33.181 --> 00:37:35.425
what, one in every
seven rolls or something?

652
00:37:35.529 --> 00:37:37.634
Yeah. We made $600.

653
00:37:37.738 --> 00:37:42.018
We sorted through coins every
weekend for a month. I was 12.

654
00:37:42.121 --> 00:37:43.364
It was fun.

655
00:37:45.055 --> 00:37:48.335
It would have been nice to
just throw the football
or something.

656
00:37:50.820 --> 00:37:52.166
Look, I'm...

657
00:37:53.926 --> 00:37:55.756
- Hey, Doug?

658
00:37:55.859 --> 00:37:57.999
Doug, the Porters lost power
in their barn and they want
you to come take a look.

659
00:37:58.103 --> 00:37:59.242
All right.
I'll be right there.

660
00:37:59.346 --> 00:38:01.762
Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup.

661
00:38:07.319 --> 00:38:09.252
I'll be in your business,
Pop Pop.

662
00:38:11.116 --> 00:38:13.774
How are you at logos?Good.

663
00:38:13.877 --> 00:38:15.362
Well, come here and show
Pop Pop.

664
00:38:16.466 --> 00:38:17.502
Here.

665
00:38:20.401 --> 00:38:22.817
Let me give you some paper.

666
00:38:22.921 --> 00:38:25.233
And you show me
what you can do

667
00:38:25.337 --> 00:38:28.478
about drawing a logo
for Pop Pop's business.

668
00:38:28.582 --> 00:38:31.205
If you wanna get that going,
push your button.

669
00:38:31.309 --> 00:38:32.689
Right there.
Push the button.

670
00:38:43.942 --> 00:38:46.600
Bill?- Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Marge.

671
00:38:46.703 --> 00:38:48.395
- Hi.

672
00:38:48.498 --> 00:38:50.500
Hey, uh, if we're gonna
do this again,

673
00:38:50.604 --> 00:38:52.882
I'm gonna need to charge you
for using the microwave.

674
00:38:54.262 --> 00:38:57.335
We are betting 40,000.

675
00:38:58.059 --> 00:38:59.198
You guys drug dealers?

676
00:38:59.302 --> 00:39:02.857
No. We're professional
lottery players.

677
00:39:02.961 --> 00:39:04.411
I don't think that's a thing.

678
00:39:04.514 --> 00:39:06.067
It is now.

679
00:39:06.171 --> 00:39:09.485
Listen, as much as I'd like to
see if you can stand
behind that thing

680
00:39:09.588 --> 00:39:11.659
for that long
without breaking a hip,

681
00:39:11.763 --> 00:39:14.248
there's no way you can buy
that many tickets before
closing time.

682
00:39:14.352 --> 00:39:16.077
Can you stay open later?

683
00:39:16.181 --> 00:39:17.527
Oh, I'm afraid not.

684
00:39:19.667 --> 00:39:22.049
I'm undergoing some marital
trauma at the moment.

685
00:39:22.152 --> 00:39:24.465
Oh.Well, truth be told,

686
00:39:24.569 --> 00:39:26.881
tonight is a drinking
celebration with my buddies.

687
00:39:26.985 --> 00:39:30.644
Now, admittedly we do it out
there, in the parking lot,

688
00:39:30.747 --> 00:39:33.785
but, uh, I just can't have
customers in here.

689
00:39:33.888 --> 00:39:35.407
It's a liability.

690
00:39:37.064 --> 00:39:38.997
Well...

691
00:39:39.100 --> 00:39:41.137
What if we weren't customers?

692
00:39:48.662 --> 00:39:50.560
I have no idea what you're
talking about.

693
00:39:51.458 --> 00:39:54.668
What if we were partners?

694
00:39:54.771 --> 00:40:01.537
Bill, I'd like to introduce
you to GS Investment
Strategies.

695
00:40:03.849 --> 00:40:05.472
I'm in. Can I be in?

696
00:40:08.785 --> 00:40:12.479
So I'm a shareholder, and I
could totally get you guys
in if you want.

697
00:40:12.582 --> 00:40:15.965
So, it's a WinFall,
so when the numbers...

698
00:40:16.068 --> 00:40:19.969
Okay, you're an investor...
Okay, let's say you've got
several hundred dollars.

699
00:40:20.072 --> 00:40:25.353
Then there is these lottery
numbers. If they don't hit,
you win.

700
00:40:26.147 --> 00:40:28.805
You in? You got any money?

701
00:40:29.772 --> 00:40:31.739
I believe we are done.

702
00:40:32.568 --> 00:40:34.432
Hey, I got two more
shareholders.

703
00:40:34.535 --> 00:40:37.607
One of them's got to rob his
parents' house real quick,
but he's definitely in.

704
00:40:38.850 --> 00:40:41.197
That's 500 more tickets.Yup.

705
00:40:41.300 --> 00:40:42.474
All right.

706
00:40:42.578 --> 00:40:44.269
You want a bong hit
real quick?

707
00:40:44.372 --> 00:40:47.168
I don't know what that is.- Marge?

708
00:40:47.272 --> 00:40:50.378
No thanks, Bill.All right. Ow!

709
00:40:55.107 --> 00:40:57.247
Our next number is 46...

710
00:40:57.972 --> 00:40:59.698
Number 24...

711
00:40:59.802 --> 00:41:03.702
And our very last number for
today is number 23.

712
00:41:03.806 --> 00:41:07.844
So, one more time, those
numbers are 05, 21, 39,
46, 24, 23...

713
00:41:07.948 --> 00:41:10.329
- Okay, here we go.

714
00:41:10.433 --> 00:41:13.332
No more
cigarette burns, huh?Yeah.

715
00:41:17.751 --> 00:41:19.304
Well...

716
00:41:19.407 --> 00:41:24.343
I guess we fire up some
of that delicious motel coffee

717
00:41:25.103 --> 00:41:27.105
and get started.

718
00:41:27.208 --> 00:41:28.762
Or it could wait till morning.

719
00:41:29.590 --> 00:41:30.695
Tomorrow?

720
00:41:45.848 --> 00:41:47.263
Oh.

721
00:41:49.161 --> 00:41:50.611
Hmm.

722
00:41:58.032 --> 00:41:59.517
- The lottery?

723
00:41:59.620 --> 00:42:01.242
- Lottery winners get
a lot of clicks.

724
00:42:01.346 --> 00:42:03.348
I don't do clicks. I do news.

725
00:42:03.451 --> 00:42:06.454
Do you not see all these
empty cubicles?

726
00:42:07.352 --> 00:42:09.527
Just poke around
for something.

727
00:42:10.217 --> 00:42:11.874
Find me a headline that I can

728
00:42:11.977 --> 00:42:13.945
throw in
the Spotlight section.

729
00:42:21.366 --> 00:42:24.058
- Hmm.

730
00:42:24.162 --> 00:42:28.822
Oh, nice thing about this
mattress is, we both roll
to the center.

731
00:42:31.410 --> 00:42:33.930
I don't think I can
get out if I tried.

732
00:42:34.034 --> 00:42:35.656
Well, we have time.

733
00:42:37.382 --> 00:42:39.695
What?What the heck?

734
00:42:39.798 --> 00:42:41.973
Hey, hey,
all right, all right.

735
00:42:43.561 --> 00:42:45.873
Got the wrong room.
Got the wrong room.

736
00:42:45.977 --> 00:42:47.737
It came in!What did?

737
00:42:47.841 --> 00:42:51.189
The lottery sends a tally
of all the winnings sold
by the store.

738
00:42:51.292 --> 00:42:54.744
WinFall tickets won $82,000.

739
00:42:56.228 --> 00:42:59.473
And how many WinFall tickets
did you sell at your store?

740
00:42:59.577 --> 00:43:02.165
Just yours, plus six more.Yes!

741
00:43:02.269 --> 00:43:03.960
To me. But those didn't win.

742
00:43:05.203 --> 00:43:06.376
We doubled it.We doubled it.

743
00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:08.275
We doubled it!

744
00:43:08.378 --> 00:43:09.276
We doubled it!

745
00:43:10.553 --> 00:43:11.968
- We doubled it!

746
00:43:54.321 --> 00:43:56.806
- Whoo!

747
00:44:06.436 --> 00:44:08.059
It's Steve.

748
00:44:08.162 --> 00:44:09.129
Hey, Steve.

749
00:44:09.232 --> 00:44:10.717
Hey, Jerry.

750
00:44:10.820 --> 00:44:14.306
I was just checking to see how
we did. Um, you know, curious.

751
00:44:14.410 --> 00:44:17.827
- I will be
sending out an official
shareholder report.

752
00:44:17.931 --> 00:44:20.658
Yeah, yeah, right, right,
but you know...

753
00:44:20.761 --> 00:44:22.729
He wants to know.
What do you think?

754
00:44:26.077 --> 00:44:28.942
Well, we doubled it.

755
00:44:29.045 --> 00:44:30.012
We doubled it!

756
00:44:40.850 --> 00:44:42.024
Shh.

757
00:45:06.324 --> 00:45:08.084
This can't be real.I didn't believe it either,

758
00:45:08.188 --> 00:45:11.398
but I've been running
simulations during
the drawings, and it's right.

759
00:45:11.501 --> 00:45:14.056
If you bet at least 10 grand,
the odds tilt towards
the buyer.

760
00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:16.299
Can you get money
from your dad?I'm not asking him for shit.

761
00:45:16.403 --> 00:45:18.854
Why not? His name is on
a building. I think he
can afford it.

762
00:45:18.957 --> 00:45:20.407
Because this is mine.

763
00:45:20.510 --> 00:45:21.788
Do you have 10 grand?No.

764
00:45:23.859 --> 00:45:25.274
I have a dorm.

765
00:45:25.377 --> 00:45:26.724
Okay, that is one
slice of pizza

766
00:45:26.827 --> 00:45:28.242
per person. One slice.
Thank you.

767
00:45:28.346 --> 00:45:30.866
- Hey, only take a piece
if you contributed
to the fund.

768
00:45:30.969 --> 00:45:35.733
The first thing you learn at
Harvard is that you're here
for your future.

769
00:45:36.216 --> 00:45:37.596
Right?

770
00:45:37.700 --> 00:45:39.115
Second thing you learn...

771
00:45:39.702 --> 00:45:41.117
Is that's all bullshit.

772
00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:44.431
- There is no future.

773
00:45:44.534 --> 00:45:48.469
There is just now
waiting for you to take it.

774
00:45:48.573 --> 00:45:52.439
I found a flaw in the lottery.

775
00:45:52.542 --> 00:45:55.269
Okay? A way to beat
the game every time

776
00:45:55.373 --> 00:45:58.307
because nobody at the lottery
figured out what I did.

777
00:45:58.410 --> 00:46:01.275
But it only works
if you can bet big.

778
00:46:01.379 --> 00:46:06.971
So, tell your parents
that you have new lab fees,
or need books,

779
00:46:07.074 --> 00:46:08.904
or got an STD.

780
00:46:10.664 --> 00:46:16.290
Whatever it takes, because
if we pull this off, then
we are legends!

781
00:46:19.535 --> 00:46:23.815
Also, I'm gonna need you all
to fill out about 300
lottery slips,

782
00:46:23.919 --> 00:46:25.506
so we don't bet duplicates.

783
00:46:25.610 --> 00:46:27.198
Here you go. That's for you.

784
00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:29.234
Thank you.

785
00:46:32.479 --> 00:46:34.101
You're not filling any out?

786
00:46:34.205 --> 00:46:36.103
No. I'm in charge.

787
00:46:39.072 --> 00:46:41.695
- Okay, talk to me.
So you wanna renovate it?

788
00:46:41.799 --> 00:46:44.456
- Yup. All the
shareholders are chipping in.

789
00:46:44.560 --> 00:46:46.251
We're bringing back
the jazz festival.

790
00:46:46.355 --> 00:46:49.496
The best music is the music
you make up as you go along.

791
00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:52.775
- Ah, I'm just sad we
couldn't have had it when
Prince was around.

792
00:46:52.879 --> 00:46:54.363
He wouldn't have come, Howard.

793
00:46:54.466 --> 00:46:55.882
We'll never know.

794
00:46:55.985 --> 00:46:58.229
You guys are sure this is what
you wanna do with your money?

795
00:46:58.332 --> 00:46:59.644
You don't wanna
invest it somewhere?

796
00:46:59.747 --> 00:47:02.026
We are investing it
somewhere.

797
00:47:05.132 --> 00:47:06.099
All right.

798
00:47:06.927 --> 00:47:08.687
I'll give you a hand.All right.

799
00:47:08.791 --> 00:47:11.276
Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right.

800
00:47:12.588 --> 00:47:14.762
Thank you.

801
00:47:15.315 --> 00:47:16.350
Wow.

802
00:47:17.489 --> 00:47:18.697
Why do you keep all these?

803
00:47:18.974 --> 00:47:20.216
The IRS.

804
00:47:21.114 --> 00:47:22.529
When we get audited,

805
00:47:22.632 --> 00:47:25.394
we'll need a paper trail
of all the losing tickets
we bought.

806
00:47:25.497 --> 00:47:27.120
Think you're
gonna get audited?

807
00:47:27.223 --> 00:47:28.397
Oh, yeah.

808
00:47:29.156 --> 00:47:30.606
- Jesus.

809
00:47:30.709 --> 00:47:34.610
You know, your group hired me
to fix the amphitheater.
Six-month job.

810
00:47:34.713 --> 00:47:37.751
Oh. How about that?

811
00:47:37.855 --> 00:47:39.857
Yeah, how about that?

812
00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:43.826
Well, you may wanna consider
chipping in on that.

813
00:47:44.137 --> 00:47:45.552
What?

814
00:47:45.655 --> 00:47:48.831
Well, you have a share.

815
00:47:50.281 --> 00:47:51.869
You did, from the start.

816
00:47:54.078 --> 00:47:55.148
- Dad...

817
00:47:57.426 --> 00:47:58.772
You didn't have to do that.

818
00:47:58.876 --> 00:48:01.188
Oh, I didn't wanna count
nickels without you.

819
00:48:06.435 --> 00:48:10.577
I'm telling you, Dottie has
done such a great job
with this bookstore.

820
00:48:10.680 --> 00:48:13.131
Yeah. You know,
Leon is renovating the hotel.

821
00:48:13.235 --> 00:48:15.789
Howard got him a deal on it,
but his commission is that

822
00:48:15.893 --> 00:48:18.654
he and Shirley get to use the
hot tub whenever they want.

823
00:48:18.757 --> 00:48:20.552
Leon will regret that.

824
00:48:20.656 --> 00:48:21.968
You are not kidding.

825
00:48:22.071 --> 00:48:23.590
- Hello,
hello, everybody.- Oh, hey!

826
00:48:27.249 --> 00:48:29.423
- All right.
Well, go ahead...

827
00:48:29.527 --> 00:48:31.632
Go on, sit on down.

828
00:48:31.736 --> 00:48:35.429
Uh... Uh...

829
00:48:35.533 --> 00:48:37.017
Well...

830
00:48:37.121 --> 00:48:41.332
Look, first off, I can say
that we're doing pretty
darn well.

831
00:48:41.435 --> 00:48:43.161
- Yes.

832
00:48:43.265 --> 00:48:47.234
Yeah. But you probably already
know that by reading your
shareholder report...

833
00:48:47.338 --> 00:48:48.856
I can't get mine to open.

834
00:48:48.960 --> 00:48:50.341
Oh, do you have Word?

835
00:48:50.444 --> 00:48:52.170
I have Windows, I think.

836
00:48:52.274 --> 00:48:54.138
I'll print you one, Shirley.

837
00:48:54.241 --> 00:48:55.173
Oh, thank you.

838
00:48:55.277 --> 00:48:56.761
Anyhoo...

839
00:48:57.796 --> 00:48:59.867
As you might have imagined it,

840
00:48:59.971 --> 00:49:03.630
we're gonna use the majority
of our capital for betting.

841
00:49:03.733 --> 00:49:04.872
- Yeah.

842
00:49:04.976 --> 00:49:10.844
But there are dividends
that you can access.

843
00:49:10.948 --> 00:49:16.056
Right. So, I know a lot of
people would like to see
the jazz festival come back.

844
00:49:17.747 --> 00:49:21.889
And, Old Frank can sure use
a mail truck he doesn't
fall out of.

845
00:49:23.615 --> 00:49:28.620
Uh, so, now on to
the profit ratios. We...

846
00:49:28.724 --> 00:49:31.278
Yes, Raj?Is there not food
at this thing?

847
00:49:31.382 --> 00:49:35.041
No. No. This is a shareholder
meeting. It's not a party.

848
00:49:35.144 --> 00:49:38.458
Then why did you have it at
- 00, when we all eat?

849
00:49:39.942 --> 00:49:43.325
Well, you're welcome to
all go to the diner, but...

850
00:49:43.428 --> 00:49:46.500
No, then you're not gonna
learn about the numbers.

851
00:49:48.054 --> 00:49:50.056
- So, what's
the next play?

852
00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:51.954
312,000 tickets.

853
00:49:52.058 --> 00:49:54.232
That's $600,000.- Yeah.

854
00:49:54.336 --> 00:49:57.822
We're betting half a million
in one play?

855
00:49:57.925 --> 00:49:59.548
Oh, the money
is the easy part.

856
00:49:59.651 --> 00:50:00.963
Is it?Yeah.

857
00:50:01.067 --> 00:50:03.414
It'll take four days
of betting,

858
00:50:03.517 --> 00:50:05.795
two machines,
12 hours a day.

859
00:50:05.899 --> 00:50:08.074
Then why don't you
just bet the normal amount?

860
00:50:08.177 --> 00:50:09.247
Math.

861
00:50:09.351 --> 00:50:10.559
It's Newton's law.

862
00:50:10.662 --> 00:50:13.734
If you push against something,
it's gonna push back.

863
00:50:13.838 --> 00:50:15.460
And we discovered a flaw.

864
00:50:15.564 --> 00:50:20.155
But by using it, we've
introduced a variable
that changes it.

865
00:50:20.258 --> 00:50:23.192
And we don't know how long
this game is gonna last.

866
00:50:23.296 --> 00:50:26.644
Then we need to make as much
money as we can, while we can.

867
00:50:26.747 --> 00:50:31.062
Get the festival going, and
finish rebuilding before it
pushes back.

868
00:50:31.166 --> 00:50:32.236
Mmm-hmm.

869
00:50:32.339 --> 00:50:33.720
I ordered a second machine
from the lottery,

870
00:50:33.823 --> 00:50:35.342
but they said you're only
allowed one per location,

871
00:50:35.446 --> 00:50:37.724
so I was like, "Well,
what if I have
a second store?"

872
00:50:37.827 --> 00:50:40.830
They're like, "What's the
address?" I was like,
"Uh-oh. There's my mistake."

873
00:50:40.934 --> 00:50:43.143
And that's where
my buddy, Darryl, comes in.

874
00:50:43.247 --> 00:50:46.077
And, uh, we're gonna give him
an extra share, but here
you are.

875
00:50:46.181 --> 00:50:50.012
You can print out 24 hours
a day, plus unlimited pie.

876
00:50:53.843 --> 00:50:55.052
Look at this.

877
00:50:55.707 --> 00:50:56.812
What's this?

878
00:50:56.915 --> 00:50:58.538
From my source
at the AG's office.

879
00:50:58.641 --> 00:51:01.886
Now, the lottery has
to disclose players who
claim more than 50 grand,

880
00:51:01.989 --> 00:51:03.232
five times a year.

881
00:51:03.336 --> 00:51:05.579
Sometimes the winners
are fronts, you know,

882
00:51:05.683 --> 00:51:09.100
cashing tickets for people
who owe child support,
or have a warrant,

883
00:51:09.204 --> 00:51:12.690
but look at this guy.
Wins big every three weeks.

884
00:51:12.793 --> 00:51:15.348
Lives in Michigan.
A retired factory worker.

885
00:51:15.451 --> 00:51:16.625
No criminal record.

886
00:51:16.728 --> 00:51:18.523
He's won this much?Yeah.

887
00:51:18.627 --> 00:51:22.803
Who drives 10 hours every
month to play the lottery
in a different state?

888
00:51:22.907 --> 00:51:24.909
Yeah, that doesn't
make any sense.Right.

889
00:51:44.791 --> 00:51:46.241
Loser!

890
00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:55.629
Did that woman just rob you?

891
00:51:55.733 --> 00:51:56.941
That's my wife.

892
00:51:58.563 --> 00:51:59.564
Wow.

893
00:52:00.669 --> 00:52:02.636
Well, she certainly
seems spirited.

894
00:52:02.740 --> 00:52:04.362
Yeah, she's a spitfire.

895
00:52:04.466 --> 00:52:07.193
No, she's just pissed off
'cause I filed for divorce,

896
00:52:07.296 --> 00:52:09.160
and she didn't ever think
I'd be able to afford it.

897
00:52:09.264 --> 00:52:10.782
Huh.

898
00:52:10.886 --> 00:52:13.406
Looks like money well spent.Yeah.

899
00:52:13.509 --> 00:52:17.479
Kind of lost the magic ever
since Steely Dan stopped
touring.

900
00:52:20.275 --> 00:52:21.897
You know...

901
00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:23.519
I need to find someone
like you.

902
00:52:25.003 --> 00:52:27.972
Only younger.Yeah, that started off great.

903
00:52:28.075 --> 00:52:32.494
No, I mean, you know, just
someone that's still fertile.

904
00:52:32.597 --> 00:52:34.634
And their womb
can have babies.

905
00:52:34.737 --> 00:52:35.945
You're not good at this.

906
00:52:36.049 --> 00:52:37.982
Oh, I'm really not.
Can you help me?

907
00:52:38.810 --> 00:52:41.399
Well, my mother used to say,

908
00:52:41.503 --> 00:52:43.643
"Kiss a few frogs, then when
you find your prince,

909
00:52:43.746 --> 00:52:46.611
"you'll realize that the frogs
are better, 'cause they make
you laugh."

910
00:52:49.200 --> 00:52:51.444
Does laughing at you count?

911
00:52:51.547 --> 00:52:53.584
Bill, you need a new frog.

912
00:52:53.687 --> 00:52:55.172
I need a new frog.

913
00:52:55.655 --> 00:52:58.451
$50,000.

914
00:53:00.522 --> 00:53:02.834
Welcome to the now, bitches.

915
00:53:02.938 --> 00:53:04.802
We are going to make
a shitload of money,

916
00:53:04.905 --> 00:53:06.528
but it's going to take time,

917
00:53:06.631 --> 00:53:08.909
and sweat, and passion, okay?

918
00:53:09.013 --> 00:53:11.981
So, everybody fill out
two stacks of slips.

919
00:53:12.085 --> 00:53:14.915
We need to get 25,000 in
in the next three weeks.

920
00:53:22.647 --> 00:53:24.097
Something wrong?

921
00:53:24.201 --> 00:53:25.547
There's another group.

922
00:53:25.823 --> 00:53:26.858
What?

923
00:53:26.962 --> 00:53:28.446
The payout should
have been bigger.

924
00:53:28.550 --> 00:53:31.035
The only thing that makes
sense is another group
eating into the pot,

925
00:53:31.138 --> 00:53:33.037
so I checked sales
at every store.

926
00:53:33.140 --> 00:53:36.282
That's public information?No, I hacked
the state lottery.

927
00:53:36.765 --> 00:53:37.662
Nice.

928
00:53:38.698 --> 00:53:39.837
Wait. That's my laptop.

929
00:53:39.940 --> 00:53:41.632
Yeah. You should destroy
your hard drive after this.

930
00:53:41.735 --> 00:53:44.497
Dude.Whatever. It worked.

931
00:53:44.600 --> 00:53:47.224
Look at the winnings in
Sunderland, from only
two locations.

932
00:53:47.327 --> 00:53:51.435
Two locations. They'd have to
buy tickets for a week to get
those kind of numbers.

933
00:53:53.540 --> 00:53:55.093
They're there right now.

934
00:54:13.905 --> 00:54:17.702
Hey. I finished early tonight.

935
00:54:18.116 --> 00:54:19.601
What's the rush?

936
00:54:19.704 --> 00:54:22.224
Oh...

937
00:54:23.639 --> 00:54:26.608
You didn't think I'd forget
our anniversary, did you?

938
00:54:26.711 --> 00:54:31.992
Oh, you just got that out
of the cooler.Well, yeah.

939
00:54:32.096 --> 00:54:35.686
But I hid it behind the
Yoo-hoo this morning
so that nobody would get it.

940
00:54:41.036 --> 00:54:42.348
- Whoo!

941
00:54:43.452 --> 00:54:44.350
Wow.

942
00:54:44.453 --> 00:54:46.490
You know it's good when
it does that.

943
00:54:48.388 --> 00:54:50.494
- Beautiful
plastic china.

944
00:54:51.805 --> 00:54:53.186
Here you go.

945
00:54:54.739 --> 00:54:57.086
Here's to 46 more years.

946
00:54:58.674 --> 00:55:00.158
Cheers.

947
00:55:02.299 --> 00:55:03.369
Ooh.

948
00:55:09.236 --> 00:55:12.412
I think I still owe you
a prom night.

949
00:55:28.808 --> 00:55:31.397
This was easier when I was 16.

950
00:55:33.019 --> 00:55:35.608
You're even
more beautiful now.

951
00:55:35.711 --> 00:55:38.507
That's the out-of-date
champagne talking.

952
00:55:40.267 --> 00:55:41.959
Yeah, he really shouldn't
be selling that.

953
00:55:44.824 --> 00:55:46.377
Oh. Mmm.

954
00:55:47.309 --> 00:55:49.656
No teacher to pull us apart.

955
00:56:00.287 --> 00:56:02.151
You guys are the other group?

956
00:56:02.255 --> 00:56:06.811
Oh, man. We thought it was
gonna be, like, a crime
syndicate or something. Phew.

957
00:56:09.227 --> 00:56:10.919
I don't know what
you're talking about.

958
00:56:11.022 --> 00:56:14.612
Sorry, we are being
super rude. I'm Tyler,
this is Eric.

959
00:56:14.716 --> 00:56:16.269
We run a betting club
at Harvard.

960
00:56:16.373 --> 00:56:18.098
We're called
Random Industries,

961
00:56:18.202 --> 00:56:20.687
which is also the name
of my skateboard brand.

962
00:56:20.791 --> 00:56:23.414
Well, I figured there'd
be somebody else.

963
00:56:23.518 --> 00:56:28.695
Me, too, but I mean, I didn't
expect this. Look at you guys.
It's like Up.

964
00:56:31.457 --> 00:56:33.459
Would you like a glass
of champagne?

965
00:56:33.562 --> 00:56:36.531
No, I only drink Jager
and Red Bull. But thank you.

966
00:56:36.634 --> 00:56:40.949
Oh, well, at least you'll
never have to worry about
being our age.

967
00:56:43.158 --> 00:56:46.851
Look, we're really only
hurting each other by
playing at the same time,

968
00:56:46.955 --> 00:56:49.371
so here's a better offer.

969
00:56:49.475 --> 00:56:53.099
You join my group,
add your capital to our pot,

970
00:56:53.202 --> 00:56:54.790
and we'll handle
all the betting.

971
00:56:57.172 --> 00:56:59.277
Well, I don't know.

972
00:57:00.140 --> 00:57:02.246
We kind of like to do
our own thing.

973
00:57:02.729 --> 00:57:03.834
What?

974
00:57:03.937 --> 00:57:06.112
You'll get a cut without
having to do anything.

975
00:57:06.215 --> 00:57:11.255
I have an army of bettors.
You won't even have to
leave your rocking chairs.

976
00:57:11.911 --> 00:57:13.222
We're good.

977
00:57:13.326 --> 00:57:16.605
This is about making money.
You like money, right?

978
00:57:16.709 --> 00:57:20.195
Well, not as much
as I like other things.

979
00:57:20.298 --> 00:57:21.955
- Oh, my God.

980
00:57:22.059 --> 00:57:28.410
Uh, now, look, if you two
don't mind, this is our
anniversary.

981
00:57:28.514 --> 00:57:33.242
And you are killing
the ambience of our
liquor store.

982
00:57:33.346 --> 00:57:36.073
You're welcome to take
a Red Bull for the road.

983
00:57:36.176 --> 00:57:38.662
Or maybe a juice box.

984
00:57:44.702 --> 00:57:45.979
You're good at math.

985
00:57:46.739 --> 00:57:48.534
Yay!

986
00:57:48.637 --> 00:57:50.674
I'm sure that helps out on
the farm, but at Harvard,

987
00:57:50.777 --> 00:57:53.608
we learn a little something
called binomial distribution.

988
00:57:54.609 --> 00:57:56.265
Look it up.

989
00:57:56.369 --> 00:57:58.751
Then you'll see why your odds
are better when you fill out
your own slips.

990
00:57:58.854 --> 00:58:00.477
You're welcome.

991
00:58:00.580 --> 00:58:05.930
Binomial distribution
only considers two factors.

992
00:58:06.034 --> 00:58:09.002
Not a third, which is human
error, or a fourth,

993
00:58:09.106 --> 00:58:13.559
which is the time it
takes for you to fill
in the tickets.

994
00:58:13.662 --> 00:58:19.599
You gain a whooping 32 bucks
for every $100,000 you win.

995
00:58:21.290 --> 00:58:22.499
You're welcome.

996
00:58:24.293 --> 00:58:25.985
Seriously?Shut up!

997
00:58:30.092 --> 00:58:31.438
- What?

998
00:58:32.923 --> 00:58:36.167
I guess it wouldn't be a prom
without dumb teenagers.

999
00:58:38.825 --> 00:58:41.759
That reminds me of
where we left off.

1000
00:59:11.133 --> 00:59:12.790
So I get the house?

1001
00:59:12.894 --> 00:59:14.516
- Yes.
You get everything.

1002
00:59:14.620 --> 00:59:19.590
Bill just wants to keep
his share of GS Strategies.

1003
00:59:19.694 --> 00:59:21.765
Whatever. I got the house.

1004
00:59:24.422 --> 00:59:26.908
Well, good luck
to you, Candace.

1005
00:59:27.011 --> 00:59:30.290
You know, we had a few good
years there before
it all turned to shit.

1006
00:59:30.394 --> 00:59:32.430
And I hope
you find your frog.

1007
00:59:33.190 --> 00:59:34.398
Uh-huh.

1008
00:59:36.124 --> 00:59:39.541
Hey, what is
GS whatever?

1009
00:59:39.645 --> 00:59:42.130
Oh, yeah. That's a little
company I'm a part of.

1010
00:59:42.233 --> 00:59:43.649
Uh, we win the lottery
every month.

1011
00:59:52.830 --> 00:59:54.383
See you around.

1012
01:00:04.739 --> 01:00:06.982
- I'd love to re-open
the ice cream shop.

1013
01:00:07.086 --> 01:00:10.607
Well, now you can lease it
for $1.19 a year.

1014
01:00:10.710 --> 01:00:13.368
And the Downtown fund
will cover the rest.

1015
01:00:13.471 --> 01:00:15.750
$1.19?Mmm-hmm.

1016
01:00:15.853 --> 01:00:19.132
Oh, it's a euro.
It's a complicated story.

1017
01:00:19.236 --> 01:00:20.824
Jerry can explain it to you.

1018
01:00:32.318 --> 01:00:34.354
Boy, oh, boy.

1019
01:00:34.458 --> 01:00:37.150
I just bought a Corvette.Yeah, I can see that.

1020
01:00:37.254 --> 01:00:41.223
You want to take it for a ride
next week? I'm going on
a cruise to Me-hi-co.

1021
01:00:41.327 --> 01:00:44.330
Oh, no, I don't think
I can get into it.

1022
01:00:44.433 --> 01:00:46.815
All right, old man,
suit yourself.

1023
01:00:46.919 --> 01:00:48.058
There's another group.

1024
01:00:48.161 --> 01:00:49.715
No.Yep.

1025
01:00:49.818 --> 01:00:52.131
Some kids from Harvard
figured it out.

1026
01:00:52.234 --> 01:00:53.926
Well, that sucks.

1027
01:00:54.029 --> 01:00:55.721
We should be okay.

1028
01:00:55.824 --> 01:01:00.104
We're still winning enough for
people to rebuild and get the
jazz fest going.

1029
01:01:00.208 --> 01:01:02.486
We just have to stay
in the game.

1030
01:01:02.589 --> 01:01:05.075
And we will.Well, that's easy
for you to say.

1031
01:01:05.178 --> 01:01:08.043
You're not standing at
a machine for five days
straight.

1032
01:01:08.906 --> 01:01:10.011
I said I would take a shift.

1033
01:01:10.114 --> 01:01:11.391
No, no. That's okay.

1034
01:01:11.495 --> 01:01:13.324
Yeah, because you guys
like it, right?

1035
01:01:13.428 --> 01:01:16.120
Yeah, we do.Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you do.

1036
01:01:17.466 --> 01:01:19.537
- So glad
you got the day off.

1037
01:01:19.641 --> 01:01:21.643
Well, it doesn't feel
like I did.- Oh, oh...

1038
01:01:21.747 --> 01:01:23.645
How did you guys do this
for weeks?

1039
01:01:23.749 --> 01:01:25.371
Because it's an adventure.

1040
01:01:25.474 --> 01:01:27.235
Oh, no, this is
not an adventure.

1041
01:01:27.338 --> 01:01:31.480
It's getting paper cuts in a
motel filled with prostitutes
and drug dealers.

1042
01:01:31.584 --> 01:01:33.344
Oh.

1043
01:01:33.448 --> 01:01:35.277
Well, Dawn, you don't
have to do it.

1044
01:01:35.381 --> 01:01:37.210
Oh, no, no,
I want to. I do.

1045
01:01:37.314 --> 01:01:41.111
I mean, I never get to spend
time with you guys,
and, you know...

1046
01:01:41.214 --> 01:01:45.563
Feeling trapped in a gross
hotel, filling bins with
losing tickets

1047
01:01:45.667 --> 01:01:48.705
is just a memory
I will never ever forget.

1048
01:01:50.154 --> 01:01:52.881
Oops. This one's a winner.

1049
01:01:52.985 --> 01:01:56.989
Oh, you missed it.Okay.
I'm done. I'm done.

1050
01:01:57.092 --> 01:01:59.405
Hey, when's the part where
you get to turn in all
the winners?

1051
01:01:59.508 --> 01:02:02.442
Because I will do that.Well, that is fun.

1052
01:02:02.546 --> 01:02:05.756
We're gonna have to
double check all the...

1053
01:02:05.860 --> 01:02:08.794
Is there a bar
at this motel?

1054
01:02:17.388 --> 01:02:18.700
Mr. Grazio?

1055
01:02:20.391 --> 01:02:22.704
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1056
01:02:23.981 --> 01:02:26.535
I had some questions
about the WinFall game.

1057
01:02:26.639 --> 01:02:28.848
Well, Melanie Hawkins
handles our publicity.

1058
01:02:28.952 --> 01:02:31.678
But the game has been
a huge success for the state.

1059
01:02:31.782 --> 01:02:33.577
Not just for the state.

1060
01:02:33.680 --> 01:02:36.407
Are you aware there's a player
in Michigan winning millions
every month?

1061
01:02:36.511 --> 01:02:40.204
We raise a lot of money for
schools, but nobody does an
article about that.

1062
01:02:40.308 --> 01:02:43.794
Some retiree gets lucky
and they send
a Spotlight reporter?

1063
01:02:43.898 --> 01:02:45.865
I didn't say he was a retiree.

1064
01:02:47.418 --> 01:02:48.868
Yeah, well, you know,
it's a lottery.

1065
01:02:48.972 --> 01:02:51.906
People win. So,
wouldn't call it news.

1066
01:02:52.561 --> 01:02:53.942
I have a meeting.

1067
01:02:55.150 --> 01:02:56.600
Thanks for your time.

1068
01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:02.951
- Morning, Leon.- Morning, Jerry.

1069
01:03:03.055 --> 01:03:05.505
Made you a fresh pot.
French roast.- Oh.

1070
01:03:05.609 --> 01:03:08.094
Wow. You're
getting fancy.

1071
01:03:25.698 --> 01:03:27.596
- Hey, Jerry.

1072
01:03:29.460 --> 01:03:31.255
They said I'd find you here.

1073
01:03:31.359 --> 01:03:32.567
What do you want?

1074
01:03:32.670 --> 01:03:34.327
This won't take long.

1075
01:03:34.431 --> 01:03:36.329
We're not joining your group.

1076
01:03:36.433 --> 01:03:37.675
I don't want you to.

1077
01:03:37.779 --> 01:03:40.195
I don't really need
your capital anymore.

1078
01:03:40.299 --> 01:03:41.334
I just need you
out of the game.

1079
01:03:41.438 --> 01:03:44.096
So, you're out.What?

1080
01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:48.548
See, you're not really
as good at calculating
people as you are numbers.

1081
01:03:48.652 --> 01:03:53.139
So you haven't really run
the math on what somebody
like me would do to win.

1082
01:04:00.181 --> 01:04:02.252
And what would you do?

1083
01:04:03.667 --> 01:04:06.532
Set an army of the smartest
kids you've ever met
against you

1084
01:04:06.635 --> 01:04:08.258
and everyone you play with.

1085
01:04:10.087 --> 01:04:14.057
We hacked into the state
lottery to find where
you were betting.

1086
01:04:15.334 --> 01:04:19.234
You don't think that we can
hack into your accounts?

1087
01:04:20.235 --> 01:04:23.307
Your credit? Your identity?

1088
01:04:24.584 --> 01:04:26.621
It won't be hard. I mean...

1089
01:04:26.724 --> 01:04:29.969
Most of them think a firewall
is something in their chimney,
so...

1090
01:04:31.453 --> 01:04:33.800
Why are you doing this?

1091
01:04:33.904 --> 01:04:36.942
It's just math.
Nothing personal.

1092
01:04:37.943 --> 01:04:40.393
Look, you had a good run.

1093
01:04:40.497 --> 01:04:43.224
You made some cash
for Mayberry.

1094
01:04:43.327 --> 01:04:45.053
But it's over.

1095
01:04:46.883 --> 01:04:48.298
Enjoy your golden years.

1096
01:05:04.970 --> 01:05:09.215
Hey, so how many days
do you think we'll need?

1097
01:05:10.976 --> 01:05:12.115
None.

1098
01:05:12.978 --> 01:05:14.289
We're out of the game.

1099
01:05:18.259 --> 01:05:19.432
- Jerry!

1100
01:05:27.682 --> 01:05:29.718
Oh... Uh...

1101
01:05:31.306 --> 01:05:33.930
Okay. Uh.

1102
01:05:35.379 --> 01:05:37.243
Oh, boy. Well, uh...

1103
01:05:37.347 --> 01:05:44.043
I'm sad to report that,
due to some new variables
in the game...

1104
01:05:44.595 --> 01:05:45.838
Um...

1105
01:05:45.942 --> 01:05:48.496
We're going to have
to stop playing.

1106
01:06:03.511 --> 01:06:04.822
Um...

1107
01:06:05.892 --> 01:06:07.411
I am sorry.

1108
01:06:32.781 --> 01:06:38.132
So, you're really going to let
some college smartass take
all this away from you?

1109
01:06:40.548 --> 01:06:44.172
The odds that he might do
something outweigh the
benefits...

1110
01:06:44.276 --> 01:06:48.487
It's not about the math.
It's about being human.

1111
01:06:53.802 --> 01:06:55.218
You know, Dad, I...

1112
01:06:57.047 --> 01:06:58.876
I've watched you spend
so much of your life

1113
01:06:58.980 --> 01:07:02.156
just being overlooked
and pushed around.

1114
01:07:04.572 --> 01:07:06.539
Nobody knew what you could do.

1115
01:07:07.954 --> 01:07:09.232
Nobody cared.

1116
01:07:10.854 --> 01:07:16.204
And then you finally
took your shot, and you
brought us all with you.

1117
01:07:17.688 --> 01:07:21.278
You know what you did?
You made our little town
feel big.

1118
01:07:22.693 --> 01:07:24.247
That's why
they're all in there.

1119
01:07:26.111 --> 01:07:27.940
That's why I was in there.

1120
01:07:45.544 --> 01:07:47.063
He'll be okay.

1121
01:07:54.346 --> 01:07:57.073
You know why
I don't like to fish?

1122
01:07:58.315 --> 01:07:59.454
No.

1123
01:08:00.697 --> 01:08:04.528
The last time that I went,
I took him with me.

1124
01:08:04.632 --> 01:08:08.325
He was 16, 17.

1125
01:08:10.396 --> 01:08:16.333
And I started calculating
how fast the bobber was moving

1126
01:08:16.437 --> 01:08:19.440
so I can figure out
the speed of the current.

1127
01:08:21.200 --> 01:08:26.378
And then I hear him ask me,
"What do you think, Dad?"

1128
01:08:29.035 --> 01:08:33.281
And it was at that moment
that I realized

1129
01:08:33.385 --> 01:08:37.768
he was talking about
a girl that he liked.

1130
01:08:37.872 --> 01:08:39.184
And...Oh.

1131
01:08:40.392 --> 01:08:42.048
I had no idea.

1132
01:08:43.015 --> 01:08:44.223
You know, it's...

1133
01:08:45.397 --> 01:08:48.503
It's never been a gift.
It's been a trick.

1134
01:08:50.056 --> 01:08:51.851
Your brain tells you

1135
01:08:51.955 --> 01:08:56.270
that you see
what other's don't,

1136
01:08:56.373 --> 01:09:01.482
but in the end,
you're just seeing less.

1137
01:09:06.280 --> 01:09:07.660
Uh...

1138
01:09:07.764 --> 01:09:11.250
I think I'll walk
home tonight.

1139
01:09:26.300 --> 01:09:29.820
All right, guys, it's gonna be
a big one. It's all of us now,
so make it count.

1140
01:09:29.924 --> 01:09:31.408
Go, go, go.

1141
01:09:35.032 --> 01:09:36.551
Roll down's this weekend.

1142
01:09:38.588 --> 01:09:41.004
Mmm-hmm. I know.

1143
01:09:52.049 --> 01:09:54.051
I'm just trying to do
the right thing.

1144
01:09:54.155 --> 01:09:58.504
Oh, you always do.
I love that about you.

1145
01:09:58.608 --> 01:10:02.094
And that's why everyone
in town trusts you to
take a chance.

1146
01:10:03.337 --> 01:10:06.271
The one thing I have
never seen you do

1147
01:10:06.374 --> 01:10:09.895
is give up on a problem
before you find a solution.

1148
01:10:09.998 --> 01:10:11.586
What do you mean?

1149
01:10:11.690 --> 01:10:15.866
Well, you've calculated
Tyler's threat, and the
value of the game,

1150
01:10:15.970 --> 01:10:20.940
but binomial distribution
doesn't consider the third
factor.

1151
01:10:21.044 --> 01:10:24.668
That as long as you and I have
each other, we are not
afraid to be stupid.

1152
01:10:28.638 --> 01:10:30.018
You're batshit crazy.

1153
01:10:36.956 --> 01:10:38.544
- Oh, there's Steve.

1154
01:10:40.995 --> 01:10:43.100
We're heading
to Massachusetts.

1155
01:10:43.204 --> 01:10:47.243
Ha-ha! I see you!
Go get 'em, boy!

1156
01:11:05.330 --> 01:11:10.542
Whoa! Yeah, let's do this!
Marge! Give me five.

1157
01:11:10.645 --> 01:11:14.200
Jerry!
You're a madman. Pound me.

1158
01:11:17.445 --> 01:11:19.136
I thought it was supposed to
be more without the split.

1159
01:11:19.240 --> 01:11:24.176
Did you check for
other claims?Yes. There was one.

1160
01:11:24.280 --> 01:11:26.558
Where?Sunderland.

1161
01:11:26.661 --> 01:11:28.249
Shit!

1162
01:11:28.353 --> 01:11:31.148
He called your bluff, okay?
There's nothing
we can do but accept it.

1163
01:11:31.252 --> 01:11:33.185
If there's a roll down,
he's going to play.

1164
01:11:34.359 --> 01:11:37.120
Unless we create
the roll down.What?

1165
01:11:37.223 --> 01:11:39.191
It takes weeks for
a roll down, right?

1166
01:11:39.295 --> 01:11:41.883
I mean, WinFall takes
in 100 grand a day,

1167
01:11:41.987 --> 01:11:44.645
and then when it hits two
million, we know a roll down
is coming in,

1168
01:11:44.748 --> 01:11:47.924
and everybody starts betting,
and Benjamin Button gets
in his truck.

1169
01:11:48.027 --> 01:11:52.135
But if we create a roll down
when nobody expects it,
we take it all.

1170
01:11:52.238 --> 01:11:54.033
We squeeze the other
players out.

1171
01:11:54.137 --> 01:11:56.208
We use our hack
to track the pot,

1172
01:11:56.312 --> 01:11:58.900
we wait for it to hit
a million before a drawing,

1173
01:11:59.004 --> 01:12:01.938
and then we bet a million
in one day. I mean,
we own the game.

1174
01:12:02.041 --> 01:12:04.872
And where do
we get $1 million?

1175
01:12:08.324 --> 01:12:11.257
As you can see
by our returns, it works.

1176
01:12:11.361 --> 01:12:13.846
And with more capital,
we can control the game.

1177
01:12:13.950 --> 01:12:15.503
Is your dad in on this?

1178
01:12:16.159 --> 01:12:18.195
No. He... Um...

1179
01:12:18.299 --> 01:12:20.646
Thinks you're
going to college?

1180
01:12:20.750 --> 01:12:23.373
He thinks I'm studying
to be a lawyer, like him.

1181
01:12:23.477 --> 01:12:27.204
But last time I checked, my
father never made $1 million
in a night.

1182
01:12:31.036 --> 01:12:32.658
We have 14 hours
to pull this off.

1183
01:12:32.762 --> 01:12:35.143
Get to your location and don't
leave until you print
all your tickets.

1184
01:12:35.247 --> 01:12:38.492
Some locations might push back
on printing all day, but
do not let them.

1185
01:12:38.595 --> 01:12:39.631
They work for us.

1186
01:12:39.734 --> 01:12:40.735
Let's ride.

1187
01:12:40.839 --> 01:12:41.805
- Yes!- Whoo!

1188
01:12:42.772 --> 01:12:43.738
- Yeah.

1189
01:12:45.430 --> 01:12:48.881
Hey. What happens
if somebody wins the jackpot

1190
01:12:48.985 --> 01:12:51.297
and we lose $1 million?

1191
01:12:51.401 --> 01:12:54.439
Beyond dropping out
of school because I blew
my entire tuition?

1192
01:12:55.819 --> 01:12:57.821
I think one of those investors
might actually kill me.

1193
01:12:57.925 --> 01:12:59.927
- Ooh.

1194
01:13:00.030 --> 01:13:02.447
You all right?- Yeah, I got it.

1195
01:13:02.550 --> 01:13:04.587
Oh. Okay.

1196
01:13:06.589 --> 01:13:07.693
I got the key.

1197
01:13:09.039 --> 01:13:10.420
What the heck?

1198
01:13:11.663 --> 01:13:12.767
- Oh.

1199
01:13:12.871 --> 01:13:14.251
- Hey!

1200
01:13:15.252 --> 01:13:16.322
We missed it!

1201
01:13:16.426 --> 01:13:19.049
What, someone actually
hit all six numbers?

1202
01:13:19.153 --> 01:13:20.396
No. No. It rolled down.

1203
01:13:20.499 --> 01:13:22.915
No, that's impossible.
It's only the second week.

1204
01:13:23.019 --> 01:13:24.814
It never rolls down
before three.

1205
01:13:24.917 --> 01:13:27.195
It rolled down last night,
and we missed it.

1206
01:13:30.647 --> 01:13:33.201
The Harvard group
triggered it on their own.

1207
01:13:33.305 --> 01:13:34.996
- How would they know
how much to bet?

1208
01:13:35.100 --> 01:13:37.171
The lottery doesn't post
the amount...

1209
01:13:37.274 --> 01:13:38.862
Well, they knew.

1210
01:13:39.863 --> 01:13:40.864
Jerry?

1211
01:13:43.488 --> 01:13:44.868
Where are you going, Jerry?

1212
01:13:47.112 --> 01:13:48.596
Jerry!

1213
01:14:21.077 --> 01:14:24.287
- It's on the freakin'
news. The lottery didn't even
see it coming.

1214
01:14:24.390 --> 01:14:26.358
This is so epic.

1215
01:14:28.671 --> 01:14:29.775
Hey, Jerry.

1216
01:14:29.879 --> 01:14:31.812
What, did you come ridin' in
on your tractor

1217
01:14:31.915 --> 01:14:33.296
to come give me a whoopin'?

1218
01:14:33.399 --> 01:14:35.712
Believe me, I wanted to.

1219
01:14:37.300 --> 01:14:38.853
Part of me still does.

1220
01:14:41.200 --> 01:14:45.135
But then on
the long drive here,

1221
01:14:45.239 --> 01:14:48.760
well, most of that just,
poof, went away.

1222
01:14:48.863 --> 01:14:52.488
And I realized that I wasn't
really angry at you.

1223
01:14:53.178 --> 01:14:55.007
I'm disappointed.

1224
01:14:55.111 --> 01:14:56.699
Aw, you're disappointed in me?

1225
01:14:56.802 --> 01:14:59.011
No, not you.
You're insignificant.

1226
01:14:59.115 --> 01:15:05.501
No, I was disappointed that
I let a selfish kid like you
get to me. Huh.

1227
01:15:05.604 --> 01:15:08.849
I was always good with math,

1228
01:15:08.952 --> 01:15:14.371
but it took a long time for me
to figure people out.

1229
01:15:14.475 --> 01:15:18.099
So, tell us, Jerry,
what did you figure out?

1230
01:15:18.203 --> 01:15:21.413
That the solution
isn't numbers.

1231
01:15:21.517 --> 01:15:27.315
You told me that I was playing
the lottery because I had
nothing else.

1232
01:15:27.419 --> 01:15:34.875
But the reason you won't share
the pot is because you have
nothing else.

1233
01:15:34.978 --> 01:15:39.396
You think being the smartest
guy in the room is all
that matters.

1234
01:15:39.500 --> 01:15:44.988
But it turns out
it's this room that matters.

1235
01:15:45.092 --> 01:15:49.855
All these bright, young people
helping you get rich.

1236
01:15:52.271 --> 01:15:55.378
How are you helping them?

1237
01:15:55.481 --> 01:15:58.933
Guess you haven't
run the math out on that, huh?

1238
01:16:01.108 --> 01:16:04.456
Anyway...my tractor's running.

1239
01:16:08.702 --> 01:16:10.807
I wish you all
the best of luck.

1240
01:16:20.645 --> 01:16:23.475
What? Just get
back to counting.

1241
01:16:25.477 --> 01:16:30.344
If the Harvard team can
trigger a roll down,
they run the game.

1242
01:16:30.447 --> 01:16:32.001
So we trigger
our own roll down.

1243
01:16:32.104 --> 01:16:33.692
Yeah, we have enough cash.

1244
01:16:33.796 --> 01:16:34.900
No.Why?

1245
01:16:35.004 --> 01:16:37.731
Because it's not fair
to the regular players.

1246
01:16:37.834 --> 01:16:39.491
He's right.
It's not who we are.

1247
01:16:39.595 --> 01:16:40.734
But we're so close.

1248
01:16:40.837 --> 01:16:43.357
I mean, downtown is back,
the jazz fest is coming.

1249
01:16:43.460 --> 01:16:46.015
If we keep winning, we could
actually hire somebody
to play there.

1250
01:16:46.118 --> 01:16:47.292
You should get Steely Dan.

1251
01:16:47.395 --> 01:16:49.984
That is an amazing idea.
We should get Steely Dan.

1252
01:16:50.088 --> 01:16:51.952
We can't win if we can't play.

1253
01:16:52.055 --> 01:16:53.505
Well, this just sucks.

1254
01:16:53.609 --> 01:16:56.888
The lottery isn't stopping us,
but a bunch of
college kids are?

1255
01:16:56.991 --> 01:17:00.408
Huh, that's a good point.What is? I wasn't
making a point.

1256
01:17:00.512 --> 01:17:03.653
Why isn't the lottery
stopping them?

1257
01:17:03.757 --> 01:17:06.207
It's because they don't care.

1258
01:17:07.243 --> 01:17:08.485
Oh.

1259
01:17:09.107 --> 01:17:10.487
That could be our answer.

1260
01:17:16.079 --> 01:17:20.774
Always happy to meet
with our loyal players,
Mr. and Mrs. Selbee.

1261
01:17:20.877 --> 01:17:24.156
Oh, please. "Jerry
and Marge" is fine.

1262
01:17:25.226 --> 01:17:26.227
What can we help you with?

1263
01:17:26.331 --> 01:17:27.504
- So here's the thing.

1264
01:17:27.608 --> 01:17:31.474
The state lottery was losing
money a few years ago,

1265
01:17:31.577 --> 01:17:33.718
and hardly anybody
was winning the jackpot,

1266
01:17:33.821 --> 01:17:37.583
so Mega Millions
ate your lunch.

1267
01:17:37.687 --> 01:17:40.897
Then along comes WinFall,
and all that changes.

1268
01:17:41.001 --> 01:17:43.037
You folks made millions,

1269
01:17:43.141 --> 01:17:47.248
before you realized
there was a flaw in the math.

1270
01:17:48.215 --> 01:17:50.700
You probably
panicked at first,

1271
01:17:50.804 --> 01:17:53.669
because you knew that
once everybody saw it,

1272
01:17:53.772 --> 01:17:56.188
that the game would collapse.

1273
01:17:56.292 --> 01:17:58.294
Except they didn't see it.

1274
01:17:58.397 --> 01:18:01.711
Only me and a few kids
from Harvard.

1275
01:18:01.815 --> 01:18:05.094
Which meant that we were
pushing millions
into the game,

1276
01:18:05.197 --> 01:18:08.235
and, boy, sent your profits
through the roof.

1277
01:18:09.788 --> 01:18:15.104
So, all of a sudden, your
mistake became your windfall.

1278
01:18:15.207 --> 01:18:16.484
I gave him that line.

1279
01:18:16.588 --> 01:18:18.970
Yeah, she sure did,
and it's a dandy.

1280
01:18:20.350 --> 01:18:22.076
So, what exactly do you want?

1281
01:18:22.180 --> 01:18:24.113
Transparency.

1282
01:18:24.216 --> 01:18:29.601
We'd like the website to show
the size of the jackpot.

1283
01:18:29.705 --> 01:18:33.225
That prevents any group
from forcing a roll down.

1284
01:18:34.364 --> 01:18:37.264
Makes it fair for anybody
who plays.

1285
01:18:37.367 --> 01:18:42.372
And we would like two
machines at the Liquor Hut
in Sunderland.

1286
01:18:42.476 --> 01:18:43.960
So we can be together.

1287
01:18:45.410 --> 01:18:47.239
These are our golden years.

1288
01:18:53.763 --> 01:18:55.178
We'll take care of it.

1289
01:18:56.110 --> 01:18:58.043
Yeah, we'll be making
another play soon.

1290
01:18:59.424 --> 01:19:03.117
That's great
to hear. Yeah. Talk soon.

1291
01:19:03.221 --> 01:19:04.947
He's wants to bring in
other partners from the firm.

1292
01:19:05.050 --> 01:19:06.707
Dude, we might not
ever need a real job.

1293
01:19:06.811 --> 01:19:08.502
They posted the jackpot.What?

1294
01:19:08.605 --> 01:19:12.437
The lottery changed the
website. You can track
the jackpot online.

1295
01:19:12.540 --> 01:19:14.025
We can't roll it down anymore.

1296
01:19:14.128 --> 01:19:16.130
Shit. Shit.

1297
01:19:17.097 --> 01:19:19.824
All right, let's
break this guy.

1298
01:19:19.927 --> 01:19:21.653
He wants a war?
We'll give him one.

1299
01:19:30.593 --> 01:19:33.976
You want some nachos?Uh, no.

1300
01:19:34.079 --> 01:19:35.287
Yeah, I'll try some.

1301
01:19:38.428 --> 01:19:40.051
You know, I'm good.

1302
01:19:50.751 --> 01:19:52.166
Where is everyone?
We're supposed to be betting.

1303
01:19:52.270 --> 01:19:56.550
Dude, it's over.
Nobody wants to do it anymore.

1304
01:19:56.653 --> 01:19:58.034
What? Why? We're winning.

1305
01:19:58.138 --> 01:20:00.692
No. We're assholes.

1306
01:20:00.796 --> 01:20:03.005
And that doesn't work
for anybody but you.

1307
01:20:04.834 --> 01:20:07.216
Fine. I'll do it on my own.

1308
01:20:27.408 --> 01:20:28.824
- It's gonna be insane.

1309
01:20:29.445 --> 01:20:30.826
- Crazy.

1310
01:20:30.929 --> 01:20:33.138
- I told you
we should have...

1311
01:20:33.242 --> 01:20:34.899
- Did you get
the pretzels?- Yeah.

1312
01:20:39.144 --> 01:20:41.422
This just came for you.Thank you.

1313
01:20:41.526 --> 01:20:43.183
Oh. Finally.

1314
01:20:44.391 --> 01:20:45.633
Paycheck?

1315
01:20:45.737 --> 01:20:48.188
Like I'd get
excited about that.

1316
01:20:48.291 --> 01:20:51.570
No. State lottery commission.

1317
01:20:51.674 --> 01:20:53.089
They don't want
to talk to me,

1318
01:20:53.193 --> 01:20:56.334
but anybody that wins
above 60,000 is in
the public record.

1319
01:20:56.437 --> 01:20:58.129
You just have to
submit a request.

1320
01:20:58.232 --> 01:21:02.409
Which I did, for every drawing
in the last six months.

1321
01:21:03.479 --> 01:21:07.069
Gerald Selbee,
every three weeks.

1322
01:21:10.106 --> 01:21:11.038
Mmm-hmm.

1323
01:21:11.832 --> 01:21:13.213
- Tyler Langford.

1324
01:21:15.318 --> 01:21:16.423
Same drawings.

1325
01:21:17.493 --> 01:21:18.839
There's another one.

1326
01:21:21.221 --> 01:21:22.878
Huh.

1327
01:21:22.981 --> 01:21:27.606
Tyler Langford.
Tyler Langford.

1328
01:21:27.710 --> 01:21:30.713
Okay, Tyler Langford,
I see you.

1329
01:21:33.440 --> 01:21:36.581
Best euro I've ever spent.

1330
01:21:36.684 --> 01:21:38.203
Thanks, Raj.- Thank you.

1331
01:21:38.307 --> 01:21:39.308
Okay, girl.

1332
01:21:44.244 --> 01:21:45.693
Darn!- Whoa!

1333
01:21:45.797 --> 01:21:47.385
Try one more time, sweetheart.

1334
01:21:47.488 --> 01:21:48.973
Like a kangaroo.

1335
01:21:49.076 --> 01:21:51.389
Hey, would you
hand me a 10 mil?Yeah.

1336
01:21:53.253 --> 01:21:54.771
Ten mil.

1337
01:21:55.496 --> 01:21:56.808
Here you go.Thank you.

1338
01:21:56.912 --> 01:21:58.672
You won't even buy
yourself a new truck?

1339
01:21:58.775 --> 01:22:00.398
Nah. This one works.

1340
01:22:00.501 --> 01:22:01.778
Does it?

1341
01:22:01.882 --> 01:22:04.885
Not all the time. But I think
that's why I like it.

1342
01:22:04.989 --> 01:22:05.955
Hmm.

1343
01:22:06.749 --> 01:22:08.026
You know what?

1344
01:22:09.200 --> 01:22:10.511
I did buy this.

1345
01:22:16.483 --> 01:22:21.867
I counted nickels with you
because it was something
I understood.

1346
01:22:23.973 --> 01:22:27.701
I didn't know a better way
to spend time with you.

1347
01:22:27.804 --> 01:22:29.806
I just knew that I wanted to.

1348
01:22:34.915 --> 01:22:36.399
You know how it works?

1349
01:22:36.503 --> 01:22:40.956
Well, I assume you create
spin, which gives it
a third axis,

1350
01:22:41.059 --> 01:22:44.373
so that the wind can
offset the gravity.

1351
01:22:45.995 --> 01:22:48.066
Yeah, that's it.
Just like that.

1352
01:22:50.620 --> 01:22:52.277
Wanna test that theory?

1353
01:22:52.381 --> 01:22:53.416
All right.

1354
01:22:53.520 --> 01:22:55.073
Fingers on the laces.Yeah.

1355
01:22:57.973 --> 01:22:59.388
Oh, well.Not bad.

1356
01:22:59.491 --> 01:23:02.356
I'll work it out.I know you will.

1357
01:23:03.737 --> 01:23:06.050
Oh, that's it.- Mr. Selbee?

1358
01:23:06.912 --> 01:23:09.122
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.

1359
01:23:10.571 --> 01:23:14.334
I'd like to ask you
some questions about
GS Investment Strategies.

1360
01:23:16.508 --> 01:23:22.928
So, you and your wife count
tickets in a hotel room
for 11 days?

1361
01:23:23.032 --> 01:23:24.068
Yup.

1362
01:23:25.931 --> 01:23:28.555
That's so much work.

1363
01:23:30.419 --> 01:23:31.799
Mmm.

1364
01:23:31.903 --> 01:23:34.319
It doesn't seem like work.

1365
01:23:34.423 --> 01:23:36.425
I've worked all my life.

1366
01:23:37.288 --> 01:23:39.014
This is different.

1367
01:23:40.463 --> 01:23:42.431
This is very different.

1368
01:23:56.652 --> 01:23:58.481
You send it in yet?

1369
01:23:58.585 --> 01:24:00.587
They helped their entire town.

1370
01:24:01.657 --> 01:24:03.107
The flaw isn't the story.

1371
01:24:03.210 --> 01:24:05.350
Well, this can't be
a puff piece.

1372
01:24:05.902 --> 01:24:07.214
I need a headline.

1373
01:24:17.845 --> 01:24:20.296
Ah.

1374
01:24:20.400 --> 01:24:25.612
well, we do well on
this one, we won't need
the game anymore.

1375
01:24:25.715 --> 01:24:26.923
You know, I was thinking,

1376
01:24:27.027 --> 01:24:29.305
if we're going to have
a fund for the town,

1377
01:24:29.409 --> 01:24:31.721
managing it, it's gonna be
a full-time job.

1378
01:24:31.825 --> 01:24:33.689
Well...

1379
01:24:33.792 --> 01:24:38.487
Hey, you think we can get
one of those offices downtown,
like Steve's?

1380
01:24:38.590 --> 01:24:40.144
What?

1381
01:24:40.247 --> 01:24:42.146
I already got us one
right next to his.

1382
01:24:42.249 --> 01:24:43.802
You did? Yes!

1383
01:24:43.906 --> 01:24:47.116
In fact, his Corvette is
actually in one of
our parking spots.

1384
01:24:47.220 --> 01:24:49.222
- Well, we'll have to
take care of that.

1385
01:24:49.325 --> 01:24:51.810
- What?They're moving out
the WinFall machine.

1386
01:24:51.914 --> 01:24:53.329
Hey, hey! Hey. Hey!

1387
01:24:55.849 --> 01:24:59.749
Hey. Bill! Bill,
what happened?

1388
01:24:59.853 --> 01:25:01.820
The lottery suspended
our license.

1389
01:25:01.924 --> 01:25:04.064
Why?You didn't see the article?

1390
01:25:08.275 --> 01:25:09.483
- Oh.

1391
01:25:17.905 --> 01:25:20.149
Hey, buddy. How's school?Uh, Dad.

1392
01:25:20.253 --> 01:25:22.255
What are you doing here?You're famous.

1393
01:25:24.602 --> 01:25:26.224
Great move, genius.

1394
01:25:26.328 --> 01:25:28.640
Let's go. Pack up your stuff.
You're coming home.

1395
01:25:29.814 --> 01:25:31.126
Now.

1396
01:25:33.921 --> 01:25:36.821
The high-volume betting
groups discovered a flaw
in the game

1397
01:25:36.924 --> 01:25:40.273
and took advantage of
it, to the tune of
millions of dollars.

1398
01:25:40.376 --> 01:25:42.999
Lottery officials expressed
their surprise
at the discovery

1399
01:25:43.103 --> 01:25:46.693
and announced they will phase
out the game after
tonight's drawing.

1400
01:25:46.796 --> 01:25:48.488
Moving on to our next...

1401
01:25:48.591 --> 01:25:52.595
The last roll down was today.
You could've gotten
your final win.

1402
01:25:55.184 --> 01:25:59.015
Yes. But even if
we found a place to bet,

1403
01:25:59.119 --> 01:26:01.294
it wouldn't have
felt the same.

1404
01:26:05.056 --> 01:26:07.645
It was more than
just a game to him.

1405
01:26:12.374 --> 01:26:15.687
He finally got to use his gift
to connect to people.

1406
01:26:26.491 --> 01:26:27.458
Jerry!

1407
01:26:28.597 --> 01:26:29.701
What?

1408
01:26:29.805 --> 01:26:31.047
The shareholders
are having a meeting tonight

1409
01:26:31.151 --> 01:26:33.636
and were wondering if
you could stop by.

1410
01:26:33.740 --> 01:26:34.948
Are they upset?

1411
01:26:35.051 --> 01:26:37.088
If I told you that,
you wouldn't come.

1412
01:26:40.264 --> 01:26:42.714
- I tried to answer
all their questions
in the newsletter.

1413
01:26:42.818 --> 01:26:44.854
I don't think they know
how to open the newsletter.

1414
01:26:44.958 --> 01:26:47.132
Well, they don't have to
worry about anything.

1415
01:26:47.236 --> 01:26:49.065
We didn't break any laws.

1416
01:26:52.345 --> 01:26:56.176
Holy... It's jazz fest?What?

1417
01:26:56.280 --> 01:26:58.765
- Jerry! Marge!- Huh.

1418
01:26:59.697 --> 01:27:01.526
- Yeah!

1419
01:27:05.116 --> 01:27:06.738
- Come on!

1420
01:27:06.842 --> 01:27:08.326
Let's do this!

1421
01:27:12.882 --> 01:27:15.851
Yeah! Okay, right?

1422
01:27:15.954 --> 01:27:18.267
Jer and Marge!

1423
01:27:18.371 --> 01:27:22.167
How did you...
We missed the final play.

1424
01:27:22.271 --> 01:27:23.617
Oh, no, we did not.

1425
01:27:23.721 --> 01:27:26.206
Yeah, everybody took a store,
Dad. All across the state.

1426
01:27:26.310 --> 01:27:28.035
We had a bus and everything.

1427
01:27:28.139 --> 01:27:29.830
What?Oh.

1428
01:27:29.934 --> 01:27:31.246
You didn't have to do that.

1429
01:27:31.349 --> 01:27:33.386
You did it for us.
Why wouldn't we do it for you?

1430
01:27:33.489 --> 01:27:36.665
And don't worry, we left
you two the counting part.

1431
01:27:41.601 --> 01:27:43.361
Hey, Raj!

1432
01:27:43.465 --> 01:27:45.605
I would help,
but, uh, I can't count.

1433
01:27:45.708 --> 01:27:49.436
- Yes, you can.I can count. I just don't like
to count.

1434
01:27:49.540 --> 01:27:52.543
This town isn't just a
newspaper article, Jerry.
It's all of us.

1435
01:27:52.646 --> 01:27:54.924
And you brought this town
back from the dead

1436
01:27:55.028 --> 01:27:58.514
when nobody else could,
because you don't think
we're just numbers.

1437
01:28:00.861 --> 01:28:02.277
No. No.

1438
01:28:02.898 --> 01:28:04.244
You're family.

1439
01:28:05.452 --> 01:28:06.557
Ladies and gentlemen,

1440
01:28:06.660 --> 01:28:12.079
please put your hands together
for Tori Kelly!

1441
01:28:12.183 --> 01:28:17.361
♪ Stars shining bright
Above you

1442
01:28:17.464 --> 01:28:22.366
♪ Night breezes seem
To whisper "I love you..."

1443
01:28:22.469 --> 01:28:23.643
Shall we?

1444
01:28:23.746 --> 01:28:25.092
It is jazz fest.

1445
01:28:25.196 --> 01:28:27.509
♪ Birds singing in the
Sycamore tree

1446
01:28:27.612 --> 01:28:32.272
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1447
01:28:33.687 --> 01:28:38.727
♪ Say nighty-night
And kiss me

1448
01:28:38.830 --> 01:28:44.319
♪ Just hold me tight
And tell me you'll miss me

1449
01:28:44.422 --> 01:28:48.840
♪ While I'm alone and blue
As can be

1450
01:28:48.944 --> 01:28:52.844
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1451
01:28:54.743 --> 01:28:59.782
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear...

1452
01:29:00.990 --> 01:29:03.303
Hey, Steve.Hey, Rhoda.

1453
01:29:03.407 --> 01:29:06.168
Hey, you know, I've been
working on that
Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you.

1454
01:29:06.271 --> 01:29:07.342
I got some great rates.

1455
01:29:07.445 --> 01:29:09.999
Ooh. That's exciting.
Thank you.Yeah.

1456
01:29:10.103 --> 01:29:11.898
Yeah, sure.

1457
01:29:12.001 --> 01:29:15.280
Um, do you want to dance?

1458
01:29:15.384 --> 01:29:18.870
Um, yeah. I mean, do you?

1459
01:29:18.974 --> 01:29:21.183
Yes. That's why I asked.

1460
01:29:21.286 --> 01:29:25.394
Right. That does make sense.Yeah.

1461
01:29:26.153 --> 01:29:27.258
Okay.

1462
01:29:27.362 --> 01:29:31.607
♪ But in your dreams
Whatever they be

1463
01:29:31.711 --> 01:29:35.887
♪ Dream a little dream
Of me...

1464
01:29:37.544 --> 01:29:40.547
How badly do you want to go
and just count all
those tickets?

1465
01:29:40.651 --> 01:29:41.997
Mmm.

1466
01:29:42.100 --> 01:29:45.518
- It's taking everything
in me not to do it right now.

1467
01:29:45.621 --> 01:29:48.452
I'm going to miss it.Yeah, yeah.

1468
01:29:49.729 --> 01:29:50.833
Me, too.

1469
01:29:52.973 --> 01:29:56.805
I kinda wish we'd won
the jackpot. Just once.

1470
01:29:58.220 --> 01:30:01.396
I won the jackpot
before we ever started.

1471
01:30:01.499 --> 01:30:06.987
♪ Stars fading
But I linger on, dear

1472
01:30:07.091 --> 01:30:11.544
♪ Still craving your kiss...

1473
01:30:11.647 --> 01:30:14.167
- Jerry and Marge
dissolved our betting group

1474
01:30:14.270 --> 01:30:17.342
when the WinFall game
was phased out.

1475
01:30:17.446 --> 01:30:21.416
They used most of their
lottery winnings to start
a construction loan business

1476
01:30:21.519 --> 01:30:23.659
for the town of Evart.

1477
01:30:23.763 --> 01:30:25.350
Like many of their friends
and neighbors,

1478
01:30:25.454 --> 01:30:28.940
they also put their
children and grandchildren
through school.

1479
01:30:30.114 --> 01:30:34.429
I myself invested
in a very luxurious man cave.

1480
01:30:34.532 --> 01:30:36.016
Whoo! Ah!

1481
01:30:36.120 --> 01:30:39.434
- Jerry did finally
give in and buy himself
a new truck,

1482
01:30:39.537 --> 01:30:41.746
which was actually
slightly used,

1483
01:30:41.850 --> 01:30:44.749
because he calculated
that was a smarter purchase.

1484
01:30:44.853 --> 01:30:46.233
And he would know.

1485
01:30:46.337 --> 01:30:52.964
His lottery calculation won
a grand total of $27 million.

1486
01:30:53.068 --> 01:30:55.208
Okay, let's go count.

1487
01:30:55.311 --> 01:30:59.419
♪ Dream a little dream of me

1488
01:31:03.906 --> 01:31:05.460
He made how much?