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Could you hand me my shirt, baby girl?
I oughta get going.
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Come on.
Stay a little longer.
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What about round two?
- You for real?
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What?
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You all outta mojo?
- Hell, you tryin' to kill me, woman?
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Don't you want to stay with me?
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You know it, baby girl.
But the goats need lovin', too.
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Folks don't call me Goat Peter
for nothing.
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Very funny.
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There you go.
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Hey.
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Heidi!
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You've been visiting Goat Peter again!
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And how was your day?
- Look.
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That boy is trouble, I'm telling you.
- Here we go again.
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Boys his age,
they got one thing on their mind.
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So you just stay away from him
before you get hurt.
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I know,
but I just so happen to like him a lot.
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And I'm old enough
to make my own decisions.
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You know,
I only want what's best for you.
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You're all I have.
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Can we just eat, Grandfather?
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They say he's involved
in some shady business.
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They? Who's they?
- In the village!
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How about trusting
your own granddaughter's judgment
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instead of some old hag's gossip?
- Heidi!
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You know what?
I'm not hungry anymore.
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Goat Peter and I love each other.
And that's that.
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My dear, dear Heidi.
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If only you knew.
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You the guy?
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I'm the guy, alright.
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Straight to business.
I like it.
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Rich, creamy,
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smooth texture,
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exquisite taste.
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This goat cheese
is truly out of this world.
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Nothing like the crap
they used to sell in the cities.
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So it's true what they say about you.
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Happy goats...
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make happy cheese.
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Grüezi, Swiss citizens.
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This is a special message
from our Very Swiss Leader.
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Today's topic: Nutrition and patriotism.
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What could be better
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than delicious, cheesy,
traditional Swiss home cooking?
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Thanks, honey. Smells delicious.
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And what could be worse
than someone who doesn't eat it?
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Lactose intolerance
is a threat from within.
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One that will smother the Swiss way
of life if we allow it to continue.
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Whenever you observe anyone
acting suspiciously lactose intolerant,
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call 1-800-LACTOSE!
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I'm doing my part.
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Your colleague.
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I'm doing my part.
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Or your girlfriend.
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I'm doing my part.
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Are you doing your part?
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Keep Switzerland
free of lactose intolerance!
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Call 1-800-LACTOSE! Anonymity guaranteed.
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This message is brought to you
by Meili's Cheese Co.
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I look fantastisch.
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Good work, Gutzweiler!
- Thank you, my Very Swiss Leader.
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I'm very proud of the results.
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It could definitely use
some sexy girls, though.
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Okay. That is enough praise for today.
Anything else you have for me?
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Good news, sir. The French.
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They are ready to agree
to our export terms.
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But...
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My Very Swiss Leader.
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I am...
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You are one minute and 52 seconds late.
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This is not Swaziland.
This is Switzerland!
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My sincere apologies.
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Apologies?
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You are hereby relieved of your duties.
Guards!
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Anyway. Where were we?
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The French, sir.
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They insist on sending
a delegation of food inspectors
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to see if we meet their standards
before they make a final decision.
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You know the French.
They love their cheese.
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Those Brie-eating bastards
want to lecture me about cheese?
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Who do they think they are?
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Maybe I should invite them
to the National Day celebration.
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So... how is the Ultra Swiss cheese
coming along?
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Ah, very good, sir. I think
you will be very pleased with the results.
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Good.
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First France...
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and then...
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the world!
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I heard someone ordered fondue.
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Oh, I love the smell of cheese
in the morning.
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That wasn't so bad, now, was it?
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Please.
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No more cheese.
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I can't take it.
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I am lactose intolerant.
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Of course you are.
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You filthy foreign fuck!
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Well, who is your supplier?
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His name is G...
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G... G... G...
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G... G... G... G... G... G...
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Goat Peter.
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And where can we find this Goat Peter?
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The Alps.
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The village above Davos.
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Tomorrow.
Please.
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I told you what you want to know.
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You promised to let me go.
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I did. But first...
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How about some chocolate for dessert?
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Goat Peter!
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There you go.
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Wait here. I'll be right back.
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I love you, Goat Peter.
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I love you too, baby girl.
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Definitely our goat fucker.
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This man has been charged
with the production,
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sales and distribution
of illegal dairy products.
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Let this be a lesson to you all.
Traitors get what they deserve.
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Noooooo!
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And who might you be?
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Take her away!
- Come with us!
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Meili's gonna love this one.
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Don't let her get away. Quick!
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See, what did I tell you?
They've been down to the village again.
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Just wait 'til I give him
a piece of my mind.
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Grandfather!
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Did you really think
you could get away from me?
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Leave the girl alone.
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Mind your own business, old man.
It's better for your health.
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I said... leave her alone, Knorr!
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Or I'll blow your fucking head off.
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Wait a minute. Alpöhi?
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Is it really you?
- You better believe it.
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Get on your merry way
and forget you ever saw the girl!
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She's yours?
This just keeps getting better and better.
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Final warning!
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Your pathetic rebellion
failed a long time ago.
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Grandfather!
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Don't bother.
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It's pointless.
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Where are they taking us?
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I don't know.
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My name is Klara.
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What's yours?
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Fräulein Rottweiler.
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This is the one.
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I'm rather unimpressed.
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Meili is gonna love her.
You'll see.
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Is that so?
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Lutz!
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You are now property of the Fatherland.
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Welcome to Camp Alpenblick!
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Next.
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Next.
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Next.
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Well...
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Open up.
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As suspected.
Lactose intolerant.
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Guards!
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Never mind that one.
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Good. Next.
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Well, hello.
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Open!
- I'm fine, thank you very much.
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Don't worry.
You're in good hands.
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I see. Spirited, aren't you, huh?
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I could do this all day long.
What about you?
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Watch out.
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The way you were resisting, I was certain
that you would be intolerant.
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Oh. Fresh meat.
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Just ignore them.
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This is Rosie.
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She's all bite and no bark.
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Me and you, we're going to have
a real good time together.
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Quiet in there!
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Lights out!
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I'm gonna make them pay.
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I promise you.
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I'm scared. Aren't you?
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I gotta get out of here.
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We gotta get out of here.
We gotta come up with something.
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Klara, you hear me?
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We need to stick together.
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Even if we managed
to sneak past the guards,
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how would we make it out of here?
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I mean... We don't even know where we are.
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We'll find a way.
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We have to.
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Quiet!
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Good night, Klara.
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Good night.
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Good morning, ladies.
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Good morning, Fräulein Rottweiler!
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Congratulations,
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new arrivals.
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You are the chosen ones!
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As you all know...
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Schwingen,
also known as Alpine Wrestling,
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is our nation's most popular sport.
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Today you begin your training!
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Lutz!
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As there are some newbies here,
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we'll start with the basics.
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You!
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And you.
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Into the ring!
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We start
with the basic moves of Schwingen!
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The "kurz" is the most commonly used grip
on the Schwing court.
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Go!
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Enough! You're going to kill her!
- Alright!
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Get back in line!
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Let's see if there's some talent
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behind that big mouth of yours.
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You.
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The next move is the "wyberhaagge".
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Not only because of its name,
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it is one of the more spectacular swings.
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I told you we're gonna have fun.
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Found any fishes down there?
No? Check again!
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Attention! Stand straight.
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You, you, you. Out!
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We'll continue the swimming lessons
tomorrow, Bambi.
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I present to you our Very Swiss Leader,
President Meili.
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Oh. That is what it's like.
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Not too shabby at all.
I'm starting to like this place.
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Anyway. Knorrli!
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It's Kommandant Knorr!
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That's the one.
Maienfeld, Adelheid.
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24 years old.
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Granddaughter of Alpöhi.
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Recently deceased.
I took care of that personally...
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Ooh! Quite the lively one.
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I like that look on your face.
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That starry-eyed cluelessness
one only find in the Alps.
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Perfect.
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I am positively surprised,
Kommandant Knorr.
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I did not expect that from you.
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Anyway, I have got important things to do.
Cow business, if you know what I mean.
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The girl.
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I want her to be the main attraction.
This'll be the best Schwing fest in years.
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Of course, sir, I have...
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I've had it with cheese.
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Isn't there anything else?
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Oh, let me check.
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Oh, no. Just cheese.
Take it or leave it.
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All prisoners pick up your meals.
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What's the problem, Bambi?
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I'm not eating that crap.
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Ooh. Are you suddenly lactose intolerant?
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Stuff your fat faces
with that garbage all you want.
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I'd rather starve to death
than end up as one of you.
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Leave her alone! Leave her alone!
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Anyone else wants some?
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And these two...
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Take 'em away!
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How the hell did she get that in here?
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I have had it
with your sloppy strip searches.
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I expect better.
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Yes, ma'am, Fräulein Rottweiler.
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Oh, is that how you want to play it?
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Very well!
266
00:34:18.503 --> 00:34:23.003
In just a few days, you'll be
on your knees, begging for cheese.
267
00:35:00.336 --> 00:35:04.461
In Switzerland, in Switzerland
In Switzerland...
268
00:35:35.586 --> 00:35:37.670
What a pain in the ass!
269
00:35:39.211 --> 00:35:41.670
Woof, woof, woof.
270
00:35:41.836 --> 00:35:43.336
Pugsie!
271
00:35:43.503 --> 00:35:45.378
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
272
00:35:45.545 --> 00:35:48.086
You truly are insatiable, hm?
273
00:35:48.545 --> 00:35:50.128
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
274
00:35:50.461 --> 00:35:51.878
Very well.
275
00:36:17.420 --> 00:36:18.961
Smell that?
276
00:36:19.128 --> 00:36:23.003
All the delicious cheese.
277
00:36:33.795 --> 00:36:35.545
Till tomorrow!
278
00:36:48.045 --> 00:36:51.211
You've been visiting Goat Peter again.
279
00:36:51.378 --> 00:36:54.545
Lunch is getting cold.
280
00:37:00.045 --> 00:37:01.878
Smell that?
281
00:37:02.211 --> 00:37:04.420
I love you, too, baby girl.
282
00:37:04.586 --> 00:37:06.003
Delicious cheese...
283
00:37:06.170 --> 00:37:07.420
What are you staring at?
284
00:37:07.586 --> 00:37:08.711
Delicious cheese.
285
00:37:09.045 --> 00:37:10.795
Lunch is getting cold.
286
00:37:11.711 --> 00:37:13.503
Don't you want some?
287
00:37:31.836 --> 00:37:33.586
Grandfather?
288
00:37:57.753 --> 00:37:58.961
For fuck's sake!
289
00:37:59.586 --> 00:38:02.003
I should have you all arrested.
290
00:38:03.336 --> 00:38:06.128
I'm sure it's just a...
- matter of logistics.
291
00:38:06.295 --> 00:38:10.795
That is what you told me the last time.
Yet here we are, you've nothing to show.
292
00:38:12.086 --> 00:38:13.961
Some more milk.
293
00:38:22.670 --> 00:38:24.128
My Very Swiss Leader,
294
00:38:24.461 --> 00:38:27.920
I promise you,
your new Ultra Swiss cheese
295
00:38:28.086 --> 00:38:31.670
will be ready
in time for Swiss National Day.
296
00:38:32.961 --> 00:38:34.503
It better be
297
00:38:34.670 --> 00:38:38.128
because you are hanging
on a really thin thread,
298
00:38:38.461 --> 00:38:39.545
Schwitzgebel!
299
00:38:41.545 --> 00:38:43.253
Speaking of Swiss National Day...
300
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:46.836
How is the mountain girl doing?
- Oh...
301
00:38:48.128 --> 00:38:51.295
Very promising.
You were right to choose her.
302
00:38:52.086 --> 00:38:56.711
Good. You would not disappoint me,
would you, Knorrli?
303
00:38:57.878 --> 00:39:00.545
I wouldn't dare, sir. You know me.
304
00:39:03.170 --> 00:39:04.795
I do indeed.
305
00:39:07.211 --> 00:39:08.628
Gentlemen.
306
00:39:10.420 --> 00:39:14.253
To world domination!
- To world domination!
307
00:39:26.336 --> 00:39:27.753
Rottweiler.
308
00:39:27.920 --> 00:39:30.961
Finally!
Meili is getting impatient.
309
00:39:31.128 --> 00:39:35.211
If the girl doesn't deliver at the fest,
he'll have our heads on a platter.
310
00:39:36.295 --> 00:39:39.420
You are giving me orders, Pugsie?
311
00:39:39.586 --> 00:39:40.836
Damn right I am.
312
00:39:41.336 --> 00:39:45.378
That almost sounds
like you are questioning my abilities.
313
00:39:45.545 --> 00:39:47.545
I don't care how you do it.
314
00:39:47.711 --> 00:39:49.753
Just make it happen!
315
00:39:59.045 --> 00:40:00.503
You know...
316
00:40:00.836 --> 00:40:02.586
I'm so glad...
317
00:40:04.128 --> 00:40:05.753
that you didn't listen.
318
00:40:09.211 --> 00:40:10.753
Because...
319
00:40:11.170 --> 00:40:12.795
I'm going to enjoy this...
320
00:40:13.545 --> 00:40:15.461
very much.
321
00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:22.045
It's party time, bitch.
322
00:41:05.836 --> 00:41:09.003
I think she's had enough.
323
00:41:09.170 --> 00:41:12.003
Give us a minute, will you?
324
00:41:21.503 --> 00:41:25.128
You know...
I'm not as bad as you think I am.
325
00:41:26.128 --> 00:41:30.420
I really do care about my girls,
especially you, Heidi.
326
00:41:30.586 --> 00:41:33.045
I only want what's best for you.
327
00:41:34.545 --> 00:41:39.045
Sometimes that requires
a little bit of tough love.
328
00:41:39.378 --> 00:41:42.586
But tough love is still love.
329
00:41:42.753 --> 00:41:44.586
Wouldn't you agree?
330
00:41:46.086 --> 00:41:50.128
Anyway. I've got you a little something...
331
00:41:50.795 --> 00:41:52.086
to cheer you up.
332
00:42:00.628 --> 00:42:05.086
Now how about you have
a little something to eat? Hmm?
333
00:42:06.170 --> 00:42:07.711
What do you say?
334
00:42:14.961 --> 00:42:16.378
Such a good girl.
335
00:42:38.628 --> 00:42:40.795
I'm not a good girl anymore.
336
00:42:51.711 --> 00:42:52.711
Time to leave.
337
00:42:56.545 --> 00:42:58.711
Why?
- I got keys.
338
00:42:59.045 --> 00:43:00.045
Cheese?
339
00:43:00.378 --> 00:43:03.253
No, keys!
We can finally get the hell out of here!
340
00:43:03.586 --> 00:43:06.086
But it's going to be breakfast soon.
341
00:43:06.461 --> 00:43:07.920
Wait, what?
342
00:43:08.961 --> 00:43:11.545
What the hell are you on about?
We gotta hurry.
343
00:43:11.711 --> 00:43:13.670
I need my daily cheese
344
00:43:13.836 --> 00:43:16.461
so I can be big and strong...
345
00:43:16.628 --> 00:43:20.753
and become Switzerland's next top
Schwinger for our Very Swiss Leader.
346
00:43:21.670 --> 00:43:24.128
For fuck's sake, Klara, snap out of it!
347
00:43:28.086 --> 00:43:29.295
Fuck!
348
00:43:34.420 --> 00:43:37.086
Goddamn it, Klara, get up!
I can't do this alone!
349
00:43:37.836 --> 00:43:39.295
I'm leaving.
350
00:43:40.628 --> 00:43:42.336
I'll fix this. I promise.
351
00:44:04.128 --> 00:44:05.628
Ruthli!
352
00:44:57.086 --> 00:44:58.628
This way!
353
00:45:24.545 --> 00:45:28.253
There's nowhere for you to run, Heidi.
354
00:45:29.628 --> 00:45:32.836
Unless you want to join
the rest of your family.
355
00:45:34.586 --> 00:45:35.836
What?
356
00:45:41.211 --> 00:45:43.545
Your grandfather never told you?
357
00:45:44.670 --> 00:45:48.461
I made sure your parents
got what they deserve.
358
00:45:49.253 --> 00:45:51.836
And now it's your turn.
359
00:45:52.003 --> 00:45:55.128
It would be my pleasure to reunite you
360
00:45:55.461 --> 00:45:58.711
and to once again see
that look on a face I saw
361
00:45:58.878 --> 00:46:04.420
when I drained the life out of
your whore mother and your deadbeat dad.
362
00:46:05.670 --> 00:46:09.045
All your sheltered life in the mountains
363
00:46:09.211 --> 00:46:12.378
still led your right into my arms.
364
00:46:12.545 --> 00:46:15.878
You know, personally,
I couldn't give a rat's ass
365
00:46:16.211 --> 00:46:19.211
how much Meili
wants you at his Schwing fest.
366
00:46:21.003 --> 00:46:23.545
So, which will it be?
367
00:46:32.045 --> 00:46:34.628
You do not control my destiny.
368
00:46:39.795 --> 00:46:41.253
God damn her!
369
00:47:03.545 --> 00:47:05.753
Knorrli, I did not expect you here today.
370
00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:10.545
I've got some unfortunate news
that I wanted to tell you in person, sir.
371
00:47:12.586 --> 00:47:14.586
It's the mountain girl, Heidi.
372
00:47:16.461 --> 00:47:18.420
Get to the point.
I haven't got all day.
373
00:47:20.420 --> 00:47:22.086
She's dead.
374
00:47:23.045 --> 00:47:24.378
She's what?
375
00:47:25.045 --> 00:47:26.670
Killed herself.
376
00:47:27.961 --> 00:47:30.003
Un-fucking-believable!
377
00:47:31.461 --> 00:47:34.503
How could you let this happen?
You incompetent fuck!
378
00:47:34.836 --> 00:47:38.211
How hard can it be,
guarding a fucking girl?
379
00:47:38.545 --> 00:47:40.836
We couldn't...
- Shut the fuck up!
380
00:47:41.253 --> 00:47:43.336
We will deal with this later.
381
00:50:04.420 --> 00:50:09.211
My Very Swiss Leader, it's a great honor
to show you the culmination of my work:
382
00:50:09.545 --> 00:50:10.628
Meili's
383
00:50:10.961 --> 00:50:11.961
Ultra
384
00:50:12.170 --> 00:50:13.170
Swiss.
385
00:50:14.003 --> 00:50:17.670
None of this would be possible
without your brilliant plan
386
00:50:17.836 --> 00:50:20.878
for the future of Switz...
- Blow that smoke up your own ass.
387
00:50:21.503 --> 00:50:25.378
Are we going to see results or not?
- Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
388
00:50:31.545 --> 00:50:33.045
Oh, hello there.
389
00:50:33.711 --> 00:50:35.211
Cheesemaster.
390
00:50:36.961 --> 00:50:40.545
I managed to increase
the lactose proportion
391
00:50:40.878 --> 00:50:44.670
to no less than 88%.
392
00:50:45.461 --> 00:50:46.961
With this new formula,
393
00:50:47.295 --> 00:50:51.336
we can not only reach peak muscle mass
upon short term consumption,
394
00:50:51.670 --> 00:50:54.128
but also peak cerebral softening,
395
00:50:54.461 --> 00:50:57.503
which will result
in near total lack of linguistic skills
396
00:50:57.836 --> 00:51:00.295
and renders the consumer
397
00:51:00.628 --> 00:51:02.836
unconditionally obedient.
398
00:51:06.670 --> 00:51:09.836
Good God,
spare me the scientific mumbo jumbo!
399
00:51:10.461 --> 00:51:13.211
Try speaking
like a normal person for once.
400
00:51:13.378 --> 00:51:15.336
Well, as you would put it, sir,
401
00:51:15.878 --> 00:51:18.420
it's going to make everyone dumb as fuck.
402
00:51:18.670 --> 00:51:22.253
Talk is cheap. Show me!
- Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
403
00:51:23.253 --> 00:51:27.836
Kari here will have the honor
to sample the new Ultra Swiss.
404
00:51:38.211 --> 00:51:40.628
Oh...
- Go ahead, Kari.
405
00:51:49.003 --> 00:51:51.295
Unbelievably delicious.
406
00:51:52.795 --> 00:51:54.961
Best I've ever eaten.
407
00:51:59.003 --> 00:52:00.878
Well, don't stop now.
408
00:52:01.045 --> 00:52:03.086
It's... But it's...
409
00:52:05.586 --> 00:52:06.878
It's...
410
00:52:07.420 --> 00:52:08.545
It's what?
411
00:52:10.545 --> 00:52:11.586
Come on, spill it!
412
00:52:13.211 --> 00:52:15.211
Cerebral softening, sir.
413
00:52:16.753 --> 00:52:18.420
You also said obedience.
414
00:52:19.086 --> 00:52:20.586
I did indeed. Try it.
415
00:52:23.336 --> 00:52:24.711
Stand straight.
416
00:52:32.836 --> 00:52:34.878
Show me how strong you are.
417
00:52:38.836 --> 00:52:42.211
What, what, what, what? No!
418
00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:47.545
M... Meili! Do something!
- Not him, you idiot!
419
00:53:07.836 --> 00:53:10.836
Sir, I... I'm terribly sorry.
420
00:53:11.170 --> 00:53:13.128
I promise you, I...
- I...
421
00:53:16.670 --> 00:53:18.170
love it!
422
00:53:19.461 --> 00:53:21.878
You crazy genius!
423
00:53:23.295 --> 00:53:27.003
You've created
the perfect Swiss super soldier!
424
00:53:38.295 --> 00:53:42.545
I guess the position
for propaganda minister just opened up.
425
00:53:48.461 --> 00:53:51.211
Sir. You can't be serious.
426
00:53:51.545 --> 00:53:53.753
This thing is supposed to be a soldier?
427
00:53:54.086 --> 00:53:56.295
I don't see how...
- Of course you don't.
428
00:53:56.461 --> 00:53:59.670
You and your soldiers
can't even handle a little girl.
429
00:54:00.628 --> 00:54:03.211
The future is now, old man!
430
00:54:06.545 --> 00:54:08.961
Produce as much of it as you can!
431
00:54:09.753 --> 00:54:12.420
Of course, my Very Swiss Leader.
432
00:54:23.086 --> 00:54:26.295
You may leave whenever you please.
433
00:54:26.628 --> 00:54:29.086
The weapons, they stay.
434
00:54:48.503 --> 00:54:52.711
I am Helvetia, Guardian of the Motherland.
435
00:54:55.170 --> 00:54:58.503
Lust for vengeance
flows through your veins.
436
00:54:58.670 --> 00:55:01.545
Many things you shall learn,
young cub.
437
00:55:12.378 --> 00:55:13.545
Forget joy,
438
00:55:13.878 --> 00:55:15.545
forget sorrow,
439
00:55:15.711 --> 00:55:18.253
forget love, forget hate.
440
00:55:18.836 --> 00:55:21.378
Follow the whispering leaves
441
00:55:21.545 --> 00:55:24.920
and the call of the mountain goat.
442
00:55:32.961 --> 00:55:36.378
Meili's blood's gonna boil
when he sees that one.
443
00:55:38.753 --> 00:55:41.461
I hope he gets
a motherfucking heart attack.
444
00:55:45.086 --> 00:55:47.670
Easy now! It's only me.
445
00:55:49.170 --> 00:55:50.795
Alpöhi?
446
00:55:54.711 --> 00:55:59.711
You got some nerve showing up
on my doorstep after all these years.
447
00:56:03.795 --> 00:56:05.545
Knorr killed your boy.
448
00:56:07.128 --> 00:56:09.420
What the hell you talkin' about?
449
00:56:11.795 --> 00:56:12.836
Goat Peter?
450
00:56:17.795 --> 00:56:19.545
My beautiful boy?
451
00:56:20.170 --> 00:56:23.920
And now he's after my Heidi,
so I'm going to kill the bastard.
452
00:56:24.086 --> 00:56:26.045
And I need your help.
453
00:56:28.670 --> 00:56:33.003
You want us three old guys to...
go after Knorr,
454
00:56:34.253 --> 00:56:37.211
without even knowing where to go,
or what we're up against?
455
00:56:37.545 --> 00:56:39.295
Is this what you're saying?
456
00:56:41.336 --> 00:56:42.753
Exactly.
457
00:56:44.670 --> 00:56:46.295
Alright...
458
00:56:47.295 --> 00:56:50.628
let's go tear that motherfucker
a new asshole.
459
01:00:45.670 --> 01:00:49.545
I knew I'd find you in here.
As predictable as a good old Swiss watch.
460
01:00:50.295 --> 01:00:51.670
My Very Swiss Leader.
461
01:00:52.003 --> 01:00:56.878
Stop moping around, Knorrli.
There's plenty enough boots left to lick.
462
01:00:57.753 --> 01:01:00.795
You actually look pretty good
sitting behind that desk.
463
01:01:00.961 --> 01:01:04.461
Who knows, I might have to "promote" you
to prison warden.
464
01:01:05.003 --> 01:01:06.003
What?
465
01:01:06.336 --> 01:01:08.920
Relax! I'm just fucking with you.
466
01:01:10.878 --> 01:01:15.670
Although... I did tell you
to not disappoint me, remember?
467
01:01:16.378 --> 01:01:18.045
Of course, sir.
468
01:01:18.920 --> 01:01:23.461
My staff informed me that these are
the two most promising candidates.
469
01:01:26.503 --> 01:01:27.836
That's it.
470
01:01:28.170 --> 01:01:30.170
Those two?
Is this your idea of a joke?
471
01:01:30.503 --> 01:01:35.128
They are fierce warriors and more than...
- I wanted the fucking mountain girl.
472
01:01:35.295 --> 01:01:38.003
You let her get away.
- She didn't get away.
473
01:01:38.336 --> 01:01:40.170
She died.
- Whatever, Knorrli.
474
01:01:40.336 --> 01:01:43.961
This year's fest was destined
for the history books. Now it's just...
475
01:01:44.503 --> 01:01:48.086
Sir, there is a soldier
who insists on speaking to you.
476
01:01:48.920 --> 01:01:51.586
Herr... Herr Kommandant!
477
01:01:54.961 --> 01:01:56.045
Herr Kommandant.
478
01:01:57.253 --> 01:01:59.753
Our patrol was attacked.
479
01:02:00.920 --> 01:02:03.128
We didn't stand a chance.
480
01:02:03.836 --> 01:02:07.170
Get a grip on yourself, soldier.
Now what happened?
481
01:02:07.336 --> 01:02:10.670
We were... just finishing lunch.
482
01:02:11.878 --> 01:02:14.378
Suddenly there was this noise.
483
01:02:34.253 --> 01:02:36.128
That's not a weapon.
484
01:02:39.420 --> 01:02:41.003
This is.
485
01:02:41.545 --> 01:02:44.920
She... She left me alive
to give you a message.
486
01:02:45.461 --> 01:02:46.878
She?
487
01:02:47.253 --> 01:02:48.336
She said...
488
01:02:48.961 --> 01:02:50.503
Death to the Fatherland!
489
01:03:00.003 --> 01:03:01.670
Knorrli!
490
01:03:04.086 --> 01:03:06.170
Are you telling me she did this?
491
01:03:07.586 --> 01:03:09.628
The fucking mountain girl?
492
01:03:09.795 --> 01:03:12.211
Not only is she not dead,
493
01:03:12.545 --> 01:03:15.378
she's also massacring
your goddamn soldiers?
494
01:03:16.211 --> 01:03:19.211
This is your last goddamn chance.
495
01:03:19.795 --> 01:03:21.336
You better fucking fix this!
496
01:03:31.920 --> 01:03:34.170
Summon the Neutralizer.
497
01:03:54.753 --> 01:03:56.961
I'm out of ink.
498
01:03:57.961 --> 01:04:00.670
Just take the ink pad
from the other stamp.
499
01:04:01.211 --> 01:04:03.128
What other stamp?
500
01:04:21.628 --> 01:04:23.045
Right away.
501
01:04:44.586 --> 01:04:48.003
Long live our Very Swiss Leader.
- Alright, fuck off!
502
01:04:57.295 --> 01:04:58.836
Got you, fucker!
503
01:05:08.836 --> 01:05:11.295
Right. This should be the last one.
504
01:05:12.003 --> 01:05:14.253
Time for a break.
- Well, well, well...
505
01:05:15.045 --> 01:05:17.628
Something's yodeling in my pants.
506
01:05:19.420 --> 01:05:23.003
I wouldn't push her off my bed,
that's for sure.
507
01:05:26.003 --> 01:05:28.836
I heard she took down an entire squad.
508
01:05:29.170 --> 01:05:31.670
I wish I could be the one to find her.
509
01:05:32.336 --> 01:05:36.878
I'd teach her some real good manners,
if you know what I mean.
510
01:05:38.086 --> 01:05:41.336
That's some real big talk
for such puny little boys.
511
01:05:41.503 --> 01:05:44.461
Ha! It's my lucky day!
512
01:05:46.420 --> 01:05:47.961
Yodel me this!
513
01:06:16.670 --> 01:06:19.461
Now that's what I call a swan song.
514
01:06:24.878 --> 01:06:27.545
You're coming with me!
515
01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:34.878
What the fuck are you supposed to be?
516
01:07:15.211 --> 01:07:16.795
Bonjour, gentlemen.
517
01:07:16.961 --> 01:07:20.711
It is my great honor to welcome you
to our National Day festivities.
518
01:07:20.878 --> 01:07:24.628
Bonjour, monsieur le president,
on behalf of myself and my colleagues,
519
01:07:24.795 --> 01:07:29.253
let me extend our sincere appreciation
for inviting us to this event.
520
01:07:32.503 --> 01:07:36.170
Mon pleasure. It is a great opportunity
to celebrate the dawn of a new era.
521
01:07:39.670 --> 01:07:41.753
But for now, relax, eat.
522
01:07:42.086 --> 01:07:44.170
We will discuss business later.
523
01:07:45.878 --> 01:07:47.836
Super. Splendid.
- Excellent.
524
01:07:51.711 --> 01:07:53.836
Ladies and gentlemen,
525
01:07:54.795 --> 01:07:57.086
give it up to our...
526
01:07:57.420 --> 01:08:00.586
Very Swiss Leader, President Meili!
527
01:08:04.711 --> 01:08:08.128
Happy Swiss National Day, dear citizens.
528
01:08:09.295 --> 01:08:15.253
Today we shall celebrate
20 years of Switzerland's new order!
529
01:08:17.003 --> 01:08:18.961
The Meili era!
530
01:08:20.420 --> 01:08:22.378
Not even the sky shall be the limit...
531
01:08:22.545 --> 01:08:23.795
Hey, Klara!
532
01:08:27.670 --> 01:08:29.378
Ladies and gentlemen!
533
01:08:30.586 --> 01:08:35.461
I now present you
the first Schwing fight of today.
534
01:08:36.545 --> 01:08:37.545
Klara!
535
01:08:39.920 --> 01:08:41.461
Versus...
536
01:08:41.795 --> 01:08:44.420
Rosie and Flora!
537
01:09:02.253 --> 01:09:05.253
Let the festivities begin!
538
01:09:27.628 --> 01:09:28.961
Yeah!
539
01:09:39.086 --> 01:09:42.253
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
allow me to present
540
01:09:42.420 --> 01:09:44.420
today's main attraction.
541
01:09:44.586 --> 01:09:47.253
A traitor to her own country.
542
01:09:47.586 --> 01:09:50.336
The rebel spawn: Heeidiii!
543
01:09:52.753 --> 01:09:55.420
To honor this special occasion,
544
01:09:55.586 --> 01:10:01.045
this fight will be carried out
using only traditional Swiss weapons.
545
01:10:27.795 --> 01:10:30.753
Guys! We don't have to do this.
546
01:10:31.420 --> 01:10:33.795
Shut up and fight, traitor!
547
01:10:50.920 --> 01:10:52.670
Look what you made me do, bitch!
548
01:11:07.545 --> 01:11:09.753
Do it!
- Don't you see?
549
01:11:09.920 --> 01:11:13.670
We're in this together, for fuck's sake.
I am not the enemy. They are.
550
01:11:17.753 --> 01:11:19.628
Faster, pussycat.
551
01:11:19.961 --> 01:11:23.086
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
552
01:11:23.253 --> 01:11:26.711
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
553
01:11:27.295 --> 01:11:29.170
What is she waiting for?
554
01:11:29.503 --> 01:11:31.586
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
555
01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:36.586
Just fucking do it, mountain girl!
It's not like I've ever been nice to you!
556
01:11:37.086 --> 01:11:38.711
Alright, enough of this!
557
01:11:50.753 --> 01:11:53.878
It's time to wake up, people!
558
01:11:55.628 --> 01:11:57.545
Look at yourselves!
559
01:11:58.420 --> 01:12:01.045
You're blindly following Meili
and his crooks!
560
01:12:02.295 --> 01:12:04.670
All that cheese clogged your brain cells.
561
01:12:05.003 --> 01:12:07.128
What about your dignity?
562
01:12:07.461 --> 01:12:09.961
Your fucking freedom?
563
01:12:10.461 --> 01:12:15.170
Don't you remember how things were before?
The lives you lived.
564
01:12:16.461 --> 01:12:18.295
The ones you loved?
565
01:12:19.336 --> 01:12:21.461
All of that is gone now,
566
01:12:22.295 --> 01:12:26.253
replaced by the shallow vision
of a spoilt man-child!
567
01:12:28.878 --> 01:12:30.586
Is that really what you want?
568
01:12:36.086 --> 01:12:39.586
Oh, for fuck's sake, people, wake up!
569
01:12:40.628 --> 01:12:43.420
What are you gonna do now, mountain girl?
570
01:12:45.003 --> 01:12:47.961
I'm coming for you! You fucking bastard!
571
01:12:49.711 --> 01:12:52.503
All part of the show.
All part of the show.
572
01:12:54.211 --> 01:12:56.128
Do something, Knorrli!
573
01:12:57.586 --> 01:12:59.336
Send him in!
574
01:14:02.420 --> 01:14:04.378
Say goodbye to your little friends.
575
01:15:10.003 --> 01:15:12.461
We're in this together, remember?
576
01:15:59.211 --> 01:16:02.128
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
577
01:16:25.753 --> 01:16:27.586
Are you happy now?
578
01:16:30.253 --> 01:16:33.503
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
579
01:16:35.461 --> 01:16:38.378
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen...
580
01:16:38.545 --> 01:16:40.961
it's time for the factory tour.
581
01:16:41.128 --> 01:16:44.711
Monsieur le president, we cannot
leave now! This Heidi is amazing!
582
01:16:45.045 --> 01:16:48.045
My heart is melting
like butter on a baguette!
583
01:16:48.378 --> 01:16:52.920
Forget about her. The real highlight
is yet to come! Now please, follow me!
584
01:16:53.253 --> 01:16:55.545
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
585
01:17:06.378 --> 01:17:08.045
Heidi! Heidi! Heidi!
586
01:17:31.003 --> 01:17:35.003
There is no escaping fate.
No escaping me.
587
01:17:36.211 --> 01:17:38.503
You know, given the circumstances,
588
01:17:38.836 --> 01:17:42.336
I'd say we've actually had
quite some fun together.
589
01:17:43.003 --> 01:17:44.878
Don't you think so?
590
01:17:45.461 --> 01:17:49.420
But as you know,
all good things must come to an end.
591
01:17:49.753 --> 01:17:51.128
I'm not done with you.
592
01:17:54.503 --> 01:17:55.503
Citizens,
593
01:17:55.836 --> 01:17:59.253
behold the fate that awaits a traitor.
594
01:18:02.170 --> 01:18:05.295
Say hello to your rotten family
595
01:18:05.628 --> 01:18:08.128
when you join them in hell!
596
01:18:11.545 --> 01:18:13.795
Oh, not again!
597
01:18:25.753 --> 01:18:26.753
Shoot them!
598
01:19:07.753 --> 01:19:10.378
You fucked with the wrong Heidi!
599
01:19:12.545 --> 01:19:15.295
This is for Goat Peter
and all the people of Switzerland
600
01:19:15.461 --> 01:19:17.420
you deprived of their freedom.
601
01:19:17.586 --> 01:19:20.628
Boo-hoo! My heart is bleeding.
602
01:19:21.128 --> 01:19:22.878
You're goddamn right it is.
603
01:19:28.670 --> 01:19:30.836
Death to the Fatherland!
604
01:19:31.003 --> 01:19:32.003
Fuck you!
605
01:19:52.461 --> 01:19:54.336
Long live the Motherland!
606
01:20:01.253 --> 01:20:02.253
Heidi!
607
01:20:02.586 --> 01:20:03.586
Grandfather!
608
01:20:05.628 --> 01:20:09.211
How could you lie to me about my parents?
- Heidi, I didn't...
609
01:20:11.545 --> 01:20:13.628
I thought you were dead.
610
01:20:14.670 --> 01:20:19.211
I hate to interrupt the family reunion,
but we're not done here.
611
01:20:23.920 --> 01:20:25.128
Shit!
612
01:20:25.461 --> 01:20:26.670
Klara!
613
01:20:27.128 --> 01:20:28.420
He...
614
01:20:28.878 --> 01:20:31.420
He ran into the tunnel.
615
01:20:31.920 --> 01:20:34.420
He... Meili!
616
01:20:43.378 --> 01:20:44.920
Voilà!
617
01:20:45.086 --> 01:20:48.170
Monsieur Meili, you are a genius.
618
01:20:48.503 --> 01:20:51.420
What you have achieved here
is truly magnifique.
619
01:20:51.586 --> 01:20:53.170
C'est mon pleasure.
620
01:20:54.295 --> 01:20:56.086
Mr. President.
621
01:21:02.086 --> 01:21:05.003
Is there a problem, monsieur Meili?
- Oui.
622
01:21:05.336 --> 01:21:06.878
Non! Non! Non!
623
01:21:08.295 --> 01:21:11.628
Let us celebrate this historic moment.
624
01:21:13.420 --> 01:21:15.920
It is a tradition here in Switzerland
625
01:21:16.253 --> 01:21:19.086
to have a cheese dessert
after signing a contract.
626
01:21:19.836 --> 01:21:21.211
Schwitzgebel!
627
01:21:21.961 --> 01:21:26.253
I'm proud to present to you
the latest creation from our gourmet line.
628
01:21:27.711 --> 01:21:29.420
Bon appetit, monsieurs!
629
01:21:38.253 --> 01:21:39.753
Formidable!
630
01:21:49.961 --> 01:21:50.961
Holy cow!
631
01:21:51.461 --> 01:21:53.170
Those sick fucks!
632
01:21:53.711 --> 01:21:57.420
Impressive, isn't it?
I call them the mother cows.
633
01:21:58.045 --> 01:22:01.711
The secret to our new delicious
Ultra Swiss product line.
634
01:22:09.545 --> 01:22:11.878
Soon the world will be mine!
635
01:22:12.211 --> 01:22:13.795
Not if I can help it!
636
01:22:14.128 --> 01:22:15.795
Aww, so cute!
637
01:22:16.378 --> 01:22:19.795
But it doesn't matter
what you do now anyway.
638
01:22:20.045 --> 01:22:21.045
Attack!
639
01:22:24.086 --> 01:22:25.711
Bon voyage, bitch!
640
01:22:43.336 --> 01:22:45.628
Now that's what I call Swiss cheese!
641
01:22:53.920 --> 01:22:56.211
Where do you think you're going?
642
01:23:14.461 --> 01:23:15.836
Hit it, Ueli!
643
01:23:37.711 --> 01:23:40.253
Rest in cheese, bitch.
644
01:23:46.795 --> 01:23:48.295
Grandfather!
645
01:23:50.378 --> 01:23:53.503
Looks like the fuckers got me this time.
646
01:24:03.045 --> 01:24:05.628
Okay, people, let's rig this place.
647
01:24:10.878 --> 01:24:13.170
I'm sorry I lied to you, Heidi.
648
01:24:13.336 --> 01:24:18.253
I just tried to protect you.
I didn't want to lose you too.
649
01:24:20.461 --> 01:24:25.170
Just look how you've turned out.
I should never have doubted you.
650
01:24:25.336 --> 01:24:28.795
I don't care. Just don't die, you hear?
651
01:24:30.336 --> 01:24:32.503
It's alright, Heidi. It's alright.
652
01:24:32.670 --> 01:24:35.545
This old-timer's time is up.
653
01:24:36.336 --> 01:24:40.045
Oh, I'm turning into one of those things!
654
01:24:41.503 --> 01:24:44.295
Ueli! Come on, let me take care of that.
655
01:24:49.878 --> 01:24:51.253
My Heidi,
656
01:24:53.045 --> 01:24:55.961
I'm so proud of you.
657
01:24:56.128 --> 01:24:57.628
Now go!
658
01:25:00.420 --> 01:25:04.711
I think I'll just stick around here.
Just for a little while.
659
01:25:09.086 --> 01:25:10.961
Goodbye, Grandfather!
660
01:25:11.378 --> 01:25:15.295
Alright! Get all the women
and let's get the hell out of here!
661
01:25:16.920 --> 01:25:18.961
Goodbye, old friend.
662
01:25:42.295 --> 01:25:44.670
The only good cheese...
663
01:25:45.211 --> 01:25:48.128
is fried cheese.
664
01:26:39.378 --> 01:26:41.461
It was my wife's, you know?
665
01:26:43.086 --> 01:26:46.711
She gave it to Goat Peter
shortly before she passed away.
666
01:26:48.253 --> 01:26:50.211
I'm glad it's yours now.
667
01:26:52.128 --> 01:26:54.670
I will always keep it close to my heart.
668
01:26:55.795 --> 01:26:57.378
It looks good on you.
669
01:26:59.670 --> 01:27:02.920
I hope it always reminds you
of the days in the mountains
670
01:27:04.128 --> 01:27:07.670
and that it will preserve
that innocence within you.
671
01:27:11.503 --> 01:27:13.128
Let's go!
672
01:27:24.503 --> 01:27:25.628
You ready to do this?
673
01:27:26.128 --> 01:27:27.253
Fuck, yeah!
674
01:27:32.378 --> 01:27:36.086
There is no snow in Yokohama
675
01:27:36.420 --> 01:27:39.920
There are no ski slopes on Hawaii
676
01:27:40.086 --> 01:27:42.420
In Barcelona, no such thing as ski
677
01:27:42.753 --> 01:27:46.045
Which is why we let it be
And don't leave home at all
678
01:27:47.753 --> 01:27:50.670
There is no slalom in Acapulco
679
01:27:51.670 --> 01:27:55.045
And no downhill in Corinth
680
01:27:55.461 --> 01:27:59.253
On the Bahamas it's too hot
That's why we travel not
681
01:27:59.420 --> 01:28:02.170
And just stay put where we are...
682
01:28:03.253 --> 01:28:04.753
Fuck!
683
01:28:04.920 --> 01:28:10.670
Our mountains, they are so lovely
So much to do and see...
684
01:28:15.545 --> 01:28:18.420
Heidi and Klara will return in...
685
01:28:18.586 --> 01:28:20.586
"Heidi & Klara"!