WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10.260 --> 00:00:13.388 [clattering] 4 00:00:28.862 --> 00:00:31.865 [Lauren Spencer-Smith's "Will You Love Me Tomorrow"] 5 00:00:31.906 --> 00:00:37.662 * * 6 00:00:37.704 --> 00:00:43.668 - * Tonight you're mine completely * 7 00:00:43.710 --> 00:00:46.254 * * 8 00:00:46.296 --> 00:00:52.052 * You give your love so sweetly * 9 00:00:52.093 --> 00:00:53.636 * * 10 00:00:53.678 --> 00:00:59.059 * Tonight the light of love * 11 00:00:59.100 --> 00:01:01.770 * Is in your eyes * 12 00:01:01.811 --> 00:01:03.313 * * 13 00:01:03.355 --> 00:01:09.694 * But will you love me tomorrow? * 14 00:01:09.736 --> 00:01:12.030 * * 15 00:01:12.072 --> 00:01:17.744 * Is this a lasting treasure * 16 00:01:17.786 --> 00:01:20.580 - * Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la * 17 00:01:20.622 --> 00:01:25.585 - * Or just a moment's pleasure? * 18 00:01:25.627 --> 00:01:28.088 - * Sha-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la * 19 00:01:28.129 --> 00:01:32.384 - * Can I believe * 20 00:01:32.425 --> 00:01:37.722 * The magic of your sighs? * 21 00:01:37.764 --> 00:01:43.603 * Will you still love me tomorrow? * 22 00:01:43.645 --> 00:01:46.398 - Players surging forward with real menace. 23 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:47.899 Delivery to Vinnie Fisk! 24 00:01:47.941 --> 00:01:49.984 It's a perfect touch. He's on the breakaway. 25 00:01:50.026 --> 00:01:51.444 Keeper comes out-- 26 00:01:51.486 --> 00:01:54.614 [cheers and applause] 27 00:01:54.656 --> 00:02:01.579 * * 28 00:02:06.876 --> 00:02:08.628 - Thirsty? 29 00:02:08.670 --> 00:02:11.131 - No--good. I'm--I've got something. 30 00:02:11.172 --> 00:02:14.009 - I wasn't talking about the drink. 31 00:02:14.050 --> 00:02:17.303 [upbeat music playing] 32 00:02:17.345 --> 00:02:19.139 - What? [laughs] No. What? 33 00:02:19.180 --> 00:02:20.557 - You've been staring at the guy 34 00:02:20.598 --> 00:02:22.767 like you've been waiting to meet him your whole life. 35 00:02:22.809 --> 00:02:24.602 Go say hello. 36 00:02:24.644 --> 00:02:25.478 Buy him a drink. 37 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:28.023 - No, not me, uh-uh. No. 38 00:02:28.064 --> 00:02:30.442 No, thank you. [laughs] 39 00:02:30.483 --> 00:02:32.819 Actually, okay. 40 00:02:32.861 --> 00:02:34.529 Okay. 41 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:38.867 Thirsty? 42 00:02:38.908 --> 00:02:40.368 - Hmm? 43 00:02:40.410 --> 00:02:42.746 - Uh, for a drink. Not--not sexually. 44 00:02:42.787 --> 00:02:44.497 Gross. I didn't mean it like that. 45 00:02:44.539 --> 00:02:45.957 I'm gonna order an alcoholic beverage. 46 00:02:45.999 --> 00:02:48.001 Would you like to have one, too, with--with me? 47 00:02:48.043 --> 00:02:49.502 - Uh, sure. Why not? 48 00:02:49.544 --> 00:02:50.837 - Yeah? - Yeah. 49 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:53.757 - Okay, great. 50 00:02:53.798 --> 00:02:54.758 [clears throat] 51 00:02:57.552 --> 00:02:59.971 [clears throat] Phil. - What can I get you? 52 00:03:00.013 --> 00:03:01.806 both: Old fashioned. 53 00:03:01.848 --> 00:03:04.893 [both laughing] - How adorable. 54 00:03:04.934 --> 00:03:06.853 It's a real cute vibe going on here. 55 00:03:06.895 --> 00:03:09.939 - Okay, two old fashioneds, and you can cut that out, Phil. 56 00:03:09.981 --> 00:03:11.775 Hi, I'm Sheila. - Hi. 57 00:03:11.816 --> 00:03:13.860 - Hi. - I'm, uh--I'm Gary. 58 00:03:13.902 --> 00:03:15.320 - Oh, Gary. 59 00:03:15.362 --> 00:03:17.572 Wow, so we both have, like, old-timey names. 60 00:03:17.614 --> 00:03:21.368 - Yeah, and I guess very sadistic parents. 61 00:03:21.409 --> 00:03:22.702 - Oh, don't even get me started. 62 00:03:22.744 --> 00:03:24.579 I mean, there's no couch in here. 63 00:03:24.621 --> 00:03:26.456 [laughs] 64 00:03:26.498 --> 00:03:28.083 But yeah, Gary's-- that's a good name. 65 00:03:28.124 --> 00:03:29.292 That's, like, a strong name. 66 00:03:29.334 --> 00:03:30.669 - Yeah, I guess, if you're, like, 67 00:03:30.710 --> 00:03:33.505 a used car salesman or something. 68 00:03:33.546 --> 00:03:35.131 - Oh, wait, you're not a-- 69 00:03:35.173 --> 00:03:36.883 - A--a used car salesman? 70 00:03:36.925 --> 00:03:38.051 - Or a mechanic? 71 00:03:38.093 --> 00:03:40.261 - No, no. No. Sorry. 72 00:03:40.303 --> 00:03:41.930 - Really needed to get my car fixed, 73 00:03:41.971 --> 00:03:44.265 so I should probably go. 74 00:03:44.307 --> 00:03:45.684 - Oh... 75 00:03:45.725 --> 00:03:47.560 - I'm totally kidding. - Okay. 76 00:03:47.602 --> 00:03:49.562 - [laughs] - Okay. 77 00:03:49.604 --> 00:03:52.315 - Ah! Oh, yay! - Yeah. 78 00:03:52.357 --> 00:03:54.025 Thanks, Phil. 79 00:03:54.067 --> 00:03:55.610 both: Cheers, mate! 80 00:03:57.612 --> 00:03:59.280 - That was kinda weird. 81 00:03:59.322 --> 00:04:01.658 - [chuckles] Well, not really. 82 00:04:01.700 --> 00:04:03.159 - I mean, what are the odds? 83 00:04:03.201 --> 00:04:04.285 - Odds are pretty good, actually. 84 00:04:04.327 --> 00:04:06.371 Gary, I gotta come clean with you. 85 00:04:06.413 --> 00:04:08.498 I'm a time traveler from the future. 86 00:04:08.540 --> 00:04:10.709 So I knew everything you were gonna say. 87 00:04:12.794 --> 00:04:14.671 - Right. Okay. - [laughing] 88 00:04:14.713 --> 00:04:16.423 - Okay. - Yeah. 89 00:04:16.464 --> 00:04:20.260 - [clears throat] So what is the future like? 90 00:04:20.301 --> 00:04:21.594 - Kind of what you'd expect, you know. 91 00:04:21.636 --> 00:04:23.847 Robots hunting down inferior robots 92 00:04:23.888 --> 00:04:26.599 while the humans just watch and do nothing. 93 00:04:26.641 --> 00:04:29.310 - So kind of like "Blade Runner"? 94 00:04:29.352 --> 00:04:30.645 - No, that's a work of fiction, Gary. 95 00:04:30.687 --> 00:04:32.147 This is reality I'm talking about. 96 00:04:32.188 --> 00:04:33.606 - Yeah. Sorry. 97 00:04:33.648 --> 00:04:34.774 Yeah, you're right. - [laughing] 98 00:04:34.816 --> 00:04:38.069 - Uh, well, excuse me, but it sounds like 99 00:04:38.111 --> 00:04:40.739 things are pretty rough for robots in the future. 100 00:04:40.780 --> 00:04:42.407 - Yes. It's a real injustice. 101 00:04:42.449 --> 00:04:43.867 But you know, I wouldn't worry about it. 102 00:04:43.908 --> 00:04:45.702 They actually started their own civil rights movement. 103 00:04:45.744 --> 00:04:47.078 - Wow. - It's making headway. 104 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:48.496 I can't talk about it. 105 00:04:48.538 --> 00:04:50.623 Plus, I don't wanna fuck up your timeline. 106 00:04:50.665 --> 00:04:51.958 - Thank you. Thank you. - You're welcome. 107 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:53.376 - Because I like my timeline. - Yeah. 108 00:04:53.418 --> 00:04:54.919 No, totally. - You know. So, um-- 109 00:04:54.961 --> 00:04:56.629 - Mm-hmm. [laughs] 110 00:04:56.671 --> 00:04:58.715 You know, all this time travel 111 00:04:58.757 --> 00:05:01.843 really makes a girl super hungry. 112 00:05:01.885 --> 00:05:02.969 - Wow. 113 00:05:03.011 --> 00:05:06.598 That's--that's super interesting. 114 00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:07.849 - So I'm gonna get some food. 115 00:05:07.891 --> 00:05:12.145 Would you like to come with me and get food? 116 00:05:12.187 --> 00:05:13.438 - Food. Yeah. 117 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:15.398 Let's--let's-- let's go get you some food. 118 00:05:15.440 --> 00:05:16.358 - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. 119 00:05:16.399 --> 00:05:17.317 - Okay. - All right. 120 00:05:17.359 --> 00:05:20.153 - Okay. Bye, Phil. 121 00:05:20.195 --> 00:05:23.031 [soft music] 122 00:05:23.073 --> 00:05:27.035 * * 123 00:05:27.077 --> 00:05:28.995 I noticed you weren't really watching the game in there. 124 00:05:29.037 --> 00:05:30.872 So what do you have against televised sports? 125 00:05:30.914 --> 00:05:33.124 Did, like, a football kill your grandpa or something? 126 00:05:33.166 --> 00:05:34.918 - Yeah, actually, it did. 127 00:05:34.959 --> 00:05:36.002 Love you, Grandpa. 128 00:05:36.044 --> 00:05:37.504 - [laughs] - No. 129 00:05:37.545 --> 00:05:39.923 I didn't really grow up in a sports-friendly household. 130 00:05:39.964 --> 00:05:41.716 You know, my dad was never home. 131 00:05:41.758 --> 00:05:44.010 He was, like, a traveling professor. 132 00:05:44.052 --> 00:05:46.680 And yeah, we never played catch or anything like that. 133 00:05:46.721 --> 00:05:48.807 So I just, like, stayed inside and watched movies. 134 00:05:48.848 --> 00:05:52.310 And you know, before I knew it, he was dead. 135 00:05:52.352 --> 00:05:54.354 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 136 00:05:54.396 --> 00:05:56.564 What are you gonna do? You know? 137 00:05:56.606 --> 00:05:58.608 - My dad's dead too. 138 00:06:00.235 --> 00:06:01.695 - Oh. 139 00:06:01.736 --> 00:06:03.988 - [laughing] I don't know why... 140 00:06:04.030 --> 00:06:07.992 Uh, he was a--also a traveling alcoholic, more so. 141 00:06:08.034 --> 00:06:09.703 Traveled from bar to bar, you know? 142 00:06:09.744 --> 00:06:12.372 And then eventually it just--it killed him. 143 00:06:12.414 --> 00:06:14.207 - I'm sorry. 144 00:06:14.249 --> 00:06:15.417 - That's okay. 145 00:06:16.835 --> 00:06:18.586 - Well, clearly, it didn't fuck either one of us up. 146 00:06:18.628 --> 00:06:21.089 - No. Very normal people. - Yeah. 147 00:06:21.131 --> 00:06:22.424 We're so normal. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:22.465 --> 00:06:24.384 - Nothing wrong with us at all. - No. 149 00:06:24.426 --> 00:06:25.552 I mean, other than the fact that 150 00:06:25.593 --> 00:06:27.178 I'm about to ruin your life. - Yeah? 151 00:06:27.220 --> 00:06:29.139 I had a feeling. 152 00:06:29.180 --> 00:06:31.099 - Ladies, come drink for free! 153 00:06:31.141 --> 00:06:34.102 [indistinct chatter] 154 00:06:34.144 --> 00:06:35.770 - Okay. We're here. 155 00:06:35.812 --> 00:06:37.981 What should we choose? 156 00:06:38.023 --> 00:06:40.316 - Well, it's a real "Sophie's Choice" 157 00:06:40.358 --> 00:06:42.318 kind of decision now, isn't it? 158 00:06:42.360 --> 00:06:44.112 - I love it when you make that joke. 159 00:06:44.154 --> 00:06:45.238 - What? - What? 160 00:06:45.280 --> 00:06:46.656 - Best vindaloo in town! 161 00:06:46.698 --> 00:06:47.782 Eight stars on the Yelp. 162 00:06:47.824 --> 00:06:48.825 - Eight stars on Yelp! 163 00:06:48.867 --> 00:06:50.118 We have to go to that one. 164 00:06:51.619 --> 00:06:52.871 - Mr. Jeff Medolla 165 00:06:52.912 --> 00:06:54.330 from "The Bachelorette" eat here. 166 00:06:54.372 --> 00:06:55.582 - Oh. - Yes. 167 00:06:55.623 --> 00:06:57.625 - Are you playing peekaboo or something? 168 00:06:57.667 --> 00:06:59.753 - No, just looking at the menu. - Okay. 169 00:06:59.794 --> 00:07:01.379 Well, I would like to see your face as soon as possible. 170 00:07:01.421 --> 00:07:03.048 - Really? - If that's possible, yeah. 171 00:07:03.089 --> 00:07:04.007 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 172 00:07:04.049 --> 00:07:05.550 I wanna see your face. - Okay. 173 00:07:05.592 --> 00:07:07.427 Let's just order so we can get the business out of the way, 174 00:07:07.469 --> 00:07:09.929 you know, and get to pleasure, from one OCD person to another. 175 00:07:09.971 --> 00:07:11.222 You understand that, right? I'll be right back. 176 00:07:11.264 --> 00:07:12.307 - Yeah, for sure. - Hold on. 177 00:07:12.349 --> 00:07:13.850 - Okay. - Just looking at the menu. 178 00:07:13.892 --> 00:07:15.310 - Where'd Sheila go? I can't see her. 179 00:07:15.352 --> 00:07:16.436 - Chicken korma. 180 00:07:16.478 --> 00:07:17.645 - There she is. - Boom. 181 00:07:17.687 --> 00:07:18.646 What were you asking me? 182 00:07:18.688 --> 00:07:19.773 - The time travel thing? 183 00:07:19.814 --> 00:07:20.940 - Oh, yes. - Like, yeah. 184 00:07:20.982 --> 00:07:22.609 Where are you-- what year are you from? 185 00:07:22.650 --> 00:07:23.985 - Oh, here's the thing, Gary. 186 00:07:24.027 --> 00:07:26.029 I have got to come clean with you. 187 00:07:26.071 --> 00:07:27.947 - You're not from the future, are you? 188 00:07:27.989 --> 00:07:29.616 I mean, I kinda figured, but... - No, I am. 189 00:07:29.657 --> 00:07:30.784 I am, actually. Very much. 190 00:07:30.825 --> 00:07:32.077 I wouldn't lie about that. 191 00:07:32.118 --> 00:07:34.704 But I'm just not from very far in the future. 192 00:07:34.746 --> 00:07:36.289 I'm from...[whispering] 24 hours in the future. 193 00:07:36.331 --> 00:07:37.290 - 24 hours in the future? 194 00:07:37.332 --> 00:07:38.500 You can do that? - Yeah. 195 00:07:38.541 --> 00:07:39.626 - That's incredible. - It's so cool. 196 00:07:39.668 --> 00:07:40.585 - They have the technology to do that? 197 00:07:40.627 --> 00:07:41.544 - They do. - It exists now? 198 00:07:41.586 --> 00:07:42.962 - Mm-hmm. - Wow. 199 00:07:43.004 --> 00:07:44.714 - I know. - Well, where is it located? 200 00:07:44.756 --> 00:07:45.965 - At a nail salon. - Mm. 201 00:07:46.007 --> 00:07:48.259 - Excuse me, can I get the chicken korma? 202 00:07:48.301 --> 00:07:50.512 - Chicken korma. - Thank you. It's so good. 203 00:07:50.553 --> 00:07:52.055 And maybe two glasses of the cab. 204 00:07:52.097 --> 00:07:53.264 Is that okay with you? - Mm-hmm. 205 00:07:53.306 --> 00:07:54.516 - Are you gonna order? 206 00:07:54.557 --> 00:07:56.476 - I'll have the chicken vin--vindaloo. 207 00:07:56.518 --> 00:07:57.811 - Oh, you won't regret it. 208 00:07:57.852 --> 00:07:59.437 Nine stars on the Yelp. - Nine stars on Yelp. 209 00:07:59.479 --> 00:08:01.022 [clears throat] 210 00:08:01.064 --> 00:08:02.649 - Huh. - I read a lot of reviews. 211 00:08:02.691 --> 00:08:04.484 - Yeah. - Yeah. 212 00:08:04.526 --> 00:08:05.777 - Thanks, man. 213 00:08:05.819 --> 00:08:07.112 - Gary, what do you do for work? 214 00:08:07.153 --> 00:08:09.781 - I'm a freelance graphic designer 215 00:08:09.823 --> 00:08:11.658 for, like, nonprofits, mostly. 216 00:08:11.700 --> 00:08:13.868 I work from home. - Oh. 217 00:08:13.910 --> 00:08:17.539 So the lonely boy becomes the lonely man. 218 00:08:17.580 --> 00:08:20.667 - Well, when you say it like that, I kinda sound sad. 219 00:08:20.709 --> 00:08:22.669 - No, you're not sad. 220 00:08:22.711 --> 00:08:25.005 You're perfect. [stammers] 221 00:08:25.046 --> 00:08:26.881 Who am I to talk about loneliness anyway? 222 00:08:26.923 --> 00:08:29.843 I mean, I'm an executive producer's assistant. 223 00:08:29.884 --> 00:08:32.429 Don't ask me what that is because I don't even know. 224 00:08:32.470 --> 00:08:35.056 I feel lonelier in an open floor plan from 9:00 to 5:00 225 00:08:35.098 --> 00:08:37.600 than I would at the bottom of a fucking well. 226 00:08:37.642 --> 00:08:39.019 - Huh. 227 00:08:39.060 --> 00:08:40.645 Bottom of the well can be pretty fucking lonely. 228 00:08:40.687 --> 00:08:42.230 - Thank you. - So about that--thank you. 229 00:08:42.272 --> 00:08:43.273 About that time machine... 230 00:08:43.314 --> 00:08:44.399 - Totally. - From the nail salon-- 231 00:08:44.441 --> 00:08:45.483 - Cheers. - Yes. 232 00:08:45.525 --> 00:08:46.651 - Mm. You like this. 233 00:08:46.693 --> 00:08:49.154 - Mm-hmm. I do--what? 234 00:08:49.195 --> 00:08:50.822 - You will like this. 235 00:08:50.864 --> 00:08:52.574 So what were you asking... 236 00:08:52.615 --> 00:08:54.075 - I do like this. - Me? 237 00:08:54.117 --> 00:08:55.660 Sorry. - You are a time traveler. 238 00:08:55.702 --> 00:08:57.412 What is that like? - Yes. Here's the thing. 239 00:08:57.454 --> 00:08:58.747 I don't get my nails done. 240 00:08:58.788 --> 00:09:00.373 I mean, it's a total maintenance nightmare, 241 00:09:00.415 --> 00:09:01.416 and they chip all the time. 242 00:09:01.458 --> 00:09:02.459 You know what I'm saying? 243 00:09:02.500 --> 00:09:05.128 But I was having the best day. 244 00:09:05.170 --> 00:09:07.589 And I was walking down 23rd and I saw this nail salon. 245 00:09:07.630 --> 00:09:09.257 It was called Nail Me Good. 246 00:09:09.299 --> 00:09:11.885 And I just felt they deserved my money. 247 00:09:11.926 --> 00:09:13.636 I was greeted with the international welcome 248 00:09:13.678 --> 00:09:15.555 of nail salons worldwide. 249 00:09:15.597 --> 00:09:17.474 - What color? - Hmm. 250 00:09:17.515 --> 00:09:19.976 Maybe something that says I've had a really nice day. 251 00:09:20.018 --> 00:09:21.561 [Louis Anton Jr.'s "Garçon"] 252 00:09:21.603 --> 00:09:23.813 Ooh, "Elegant Day." Perfect. 253 00:09:23.855 --> 00:09:25.148 So I get my nails done, 254 00:09:25.190 --> 00:09:26.608 and then I have to use the bathroom. 255 00:09:26.649 --> 00:09:28.360 Do you have a restroom here? 256 00:09:28.401 --> 00:09:29.778 I just need to freshen up. 257 00:09:29.819 --> 00:09:31.071 [singer singing in French] 258 00:09:31.112 --> 00:09:32.405 And there in the back was a large, 259 00:09:32.447 --> 00:09:34.074 horizontal, glowing neon bed 260 00:09:34.115 --> 00:09:35.492 that looked like a tanning machine, 261 00:09:35.533 --> 00:09:37.619 and I was like, "Fuck it. I'm having a great day. 262 00:09:37.660 --> 00:09:38.953 I should get a fucking tan." 263 00:09:38.995 --> 00:09:40.246 Live life to its fullest, you know? 264 00:09:40.288 --> 00:09:41.831 Like the housewives of Orange County. 265 00:09:41.873 --> 00:09:43.375 So I call my girl June over. 266 00:09:43.416 --> 00:09:46.294 June, so how much to use the tanning machine? 267 00:09:46.336 --> 00:09:47.754 - Oh, no. It's not a tanning machine. 268 00:09:47.796 --> 00:09:48.755 It's a time machine. 269 00:09:48.797 --> 00:09:50.090 - Oh. - Yeah. 270 00:09:50.131 --> 00:09:51.132 The owner bought it, but he doesn't like it. 271 00:09:51.174 --> 00:09:52.717 It only goes back 24 hours. - Hmm. 272 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:53.927 Damn, false advertising. 273 00:09:53.968 --> 00:09:55.720 Such a problem these days, June. 274 00:09:55.762 --> 00:09:57.013 - Tell me about it. The owner went back 275 00:09:57.055 --> 00:09:58.848 24 hours before he bought the time machine 276 00:09:58.890 --> 00:10:01.267 to not buy the time machine. 277 00:10:01.309 --> 00:10:02.686 - So if he did that, 278 00:10:02.727 --> 00:10:05.689 then why is the time machine still here? 279 00:10:05.730 --> 00:10:10.652 * * 280 00:10:10.694 --> 00:10:12.404 - Anyway, you wanna try it? 281 00:10:12.445 --> 00:10:15.448 - Me? [laughs] No, no. 282 00:10:15.490 --> 00:10:16.783 I don't think so. 283 00:10:16.825 --> 00:10:17.951 Plus, you know, I have a sensitive stomach. 284 00:10:17.992 --> 00:10:19.953 - Try it. It's fun. 285 00:10:19.994 --> 00:10:22.080 - Okay. Fuck it. I will. 286 00:10:22.122 --> 00:10:24.290 Gosh, I'm having such a good day. 287 00:10:24.332 --> 00:10:26.167 - That's the spirit. 288 00:10:26.209 --> 00:10:27.460 [whirring] 289 00:10:27.502 --> 00:10:29.170 - Wow. - Yeah. 290 00:10:29.212 --> 00:10:31.214 - That is--that's just wow, honestly. 291 00:10:31.256 --> 00:10:32.674 - Mm-hmm. I know. 292 00:10:32.716 --> 00:10:35.510 - Wait, what'd you do with the other you from the past? 293 00:10:35.552 --> 00:10:37.303 - Oh, my God. I didn't even think about that. 294 00:10:37.345 --> 00:10:38.763 - Well, you better think about that. 295 00:10:38.805 --> 00:10:40.306 She's just out there roaming around. 296 00:10:40.348 --> 00:10:41.850 She's gonna be really pissed when she finds out 297 00:10:41.891 --> 00:10:43.184 you're out here living your best life, 298 00:10:43.226 --> 00:10:45.687 you know, out to dinner with some handsome guy. 299 00:10:45.729 --> 00:10:47.397 - Oh, is that what I'm doing? 300 00:10:47.439 --> 00:10:49.357 - Yeah. - [laughs] 301 00:10:56.406 --> 00:10:57.699 What? 302 00:10:57.741 --> 00:10:59.325 Do you think I'm crazy? 303 00:11:00.660 --> 00:11:01.995 - [mouthing] 304 00:11:02.037 --> 00:11:03.163 But it's really cute. 305 00:11:03.204 --> 00:11:04.873 - Okay. 306 00:11:06.207 --> 00:11:07.709 - Hey. Oops. 307 00:11:07.751 --> 00:11:09.669 - You almost lost a star on Yelp right there. 308 00:11:09.711 --> 00:11:12.422 - [laughs] - Better be careful. 309 00:11:12.464 --> 00:11:13.381 - Looking good, Amit! 310 00:11:13.423 --> 00:11:14.799 See you tomorrow. 311 00:11:17.135 --> 00:11:19.763 [lively music playing] 312 00:11:19.804 --> 00:11:23.016 - Look, uh, I gotta come clean about something. 313 00:11:23.058 --> 00:11:25.185 I actually just got out of a long relationship, 314 00:11:25.226 --> 00:11:28.438 yearlong, with a girl named Amber. 315 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:31.441 - Oh, nothing good ever came from a girl named Amber. 316 00:11:31.483 --> 00:11:32.525 - That's not fair. 317 00:11:32.567 --> 00:11:34.027 - Hmm. 318 00:11:34.069 --> 00:11:35.528 - All right, maybe a little fair. 319 00:11:35.570 --> 00:11:36.738 [both laughing] 320 00:11:36.780 --> 00:11:38.782 Um, yeah, she was really sweet. 321 00:11:38.823 --> 00:11:41.284 You know, just, like, kinda passive. 322 00:11:41.326 --> 00:11:43.119 You know, she, like, always expected me 323 00:11:43.161 --> 00:11:45.872 to know exactly what was on her mind all the time. 324 00:11:45.914 --> 00:11:47.374 - Like passive-aggressive. 325 00:11:47.415 --> 00:11:49.125 - Yeah. I guess you could say that. 326 00:11:49.167 --> 00:11:51.419 It just--it got exhausting. 327 00:11:51.461 --> 00:11:52.462 You know? 328 00:11:52.504 --> 00:11:54.047 So I gave up 329 00:11:54.089 --> 00:11:55.840 and I broke it off. 330 00:11:55.882 --> 00:11:57.050 I don't know, I just-- 331 00:11:57.092 --> 00:11:58.593 I haven't done this in a long time. 332 00:11:58.635 --> 00:12:01.012 I guess I'm awkwardly trying to say I'm having a good time. 333 00:12:01.054 --> 00:12:03.515 - [laughs] - So yeah. 334 00:12:03.556 --> 00:12:04.849 - No, no, I get it. 335 00:12:04.891 --> 00:12:06.393 So there's no guesswork here. 336 00:12:06.434 --> 00:12:09.062 Lucky for you, my mouth speaks before my brain tells it to. 337 00:12:09.104 --> 00:12:10.855 - Oh, I know. I like that. 338 00:12:10.897 --> 00:12:13.274 - Yeah, well, you like it now, 339 00:12:13.316 --> 00:12:15.193 but you will not like it later. 340 00:12:15.235 --> 00:12:17.445 [laughs] - I doubt that very much. 341 00:12:25.829 --> 00:12:26.996 - We're almost there. 342 00:12:27.038 --> 00:12:28.748 - Where? - Dessert! 343 00:12:28.790 --> 00:12:29.874 - Dessert? 344 00:12:29.916 --> 00:12:32.836 [mellow music] 345 00:12:32.877 --> 00:12:35.588 * * 346 00:12:35.630 --> 00:12:37.799 Ooh, that looks good. 347 00:12:37.841 --> 00:12:40.760 Oops. Sorry. Hi. 348 00:12:40.802 --> 00:12:42.137 - Beautiful night. 349 00:12:42.178 --> 00:12:43.430 - Yes. 350 00:12:43.471 --> 00:12:44.681 It is. 351 00:12:44.723 --> 00:12:46.933 Um, what do you recommend? 352 00:12:46.975 --> 00:12:49.436 - We've got a flavor called Childhood. 353 00:12:49.477 --> 00:12:53.606 It's ice cream made out of milk left to soak for two weeks 354 00:12:53.648 --> 00:12:55.108 in Fruity Pebbles cereal 355 00:12:55.150 --> 00:12:57.402 served on a cone made out of deconstructed 356 00:12:57.444 --> 00:13:00.655 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 357 00:13:00.697 --> 00:13:04.909 - Um, do you have vanilla? 358 00:13:04.951 --> 00:13:06.745 - No. 359 00:13:06.786 --> 00:13:09.456 [soft music] 360 00:13:09.497 --> 00:13:11.624 * * 361 00:13:11.666 --> 00:13:14.461 - You know, it really does taste like my childhood. 362 00:13:14.502 --> 00:13:15.628 - I know. Mine too. 363 00:13:15.670 --> 00:13:16.671 It's amazing. 364 00:13:16.713 --> 00:13:20.050 * * 365 00:13:20.091 --> 00:13:21.760 [laughs] - What? 366 00:13:21.801 --> 00:13:23.345 - You're just like a little baby. 367 00:13:23.386 --> 00:13:26.723 It's all over your face. - Shut up! 368 00:13:26.765 --> 00:13:28.892 - I grew up in that apartment building right there. 369 00:13:28.933 --> 00:13:30.393 Literally right there. - Right there? 370 00:13:30.435 --> 00:13:31.478 - Uh-huh. - No way. 371 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:33.855 - Yep. 600, Apartment 1K. 372 00:13:33.897 --> 00:13:35.815 - That's crazy. What was that like? 373 00:13:35.857 --> 00:13:37.984 - Um, the city was kind of different. 374 00:13:38.026 --> 00:13:39.486 It was--it was fine, 375 00:13:39.527 --> 00:13:42.364 but, well, it was a little bit lonely, you know. 376 00:13:44.199 --> 00:13:47.452 I'm having a very strange feeling, 377 00:13:47.494 --> 00:13:51.206 like a memory right now. 378 00:13:51.247 --> 00:13:53.583 This cable guy showed up at our house. 379 00:13:53.625 --> 00:13:56.670 I was really little, but I don't totally remember, 380 00:13:56.711 --> 00:13:59.214 but I do remember 381 00:13:59.255 --> 00:14:02.384 he was so nice to me. 382 00:14:02.425 --> 00:14:05.720 * * 383 00:14:05.762 --> 00:14:08.014 Is that so weird? 384 00:14:08.056 --> 00:14:11.267 - Yes. That's very weird. - Yeah? [laughs] 385 00:14:11.309 --> 00:14:12.727 - Yeah. 386 00:14:12.769 --> 00:14:13.978 - I was normal. I had friends. 387 00:14:14.020 --> 00:14:15.605 I didn't, like, murder animals or anything. 388 00:14:15.647 --> 00:14:16.648 - Okay, well, the fact 389 00:14:16.690 --> 00:14:17.982 that you just had to clarify that 390 00:14:18.024 --> 00:14:19.693 means you're fucked up. 391 00:14:19.734 --> 00:14:22.862 [both laughing] 392 00:14:23.613 --> 00:14:25.657 - So should we keep this adventure up? 393 00:14:25.699 --> 00:14:26.700 Should we go somewhere else? 394 00:14:26.741 --> 00:14:28.034 - I'd love to. 395 00:14:28.076 --> 00:14:29.703 - Do you like polka music? - No. 396 00:14:29.744 --> 00:14:30.704 - What? - Do you? 397 00:14:30.745 --> 00:14:31.746 - Yes. - Ew! 398 00:14:31.788 --> 00:14:33.081 - [laughs] 399 00:14:33.123 --> 00:14:34.791 - You know, I can't tell which one I like more, 400 00:14:34.833 --> 00:14:36.209 the hoppy one or the wheat. 401 00:14:36.251 --> 00:14:37.752 - Well, you're just gonna have to keep drinking then, 402 00:14:37.794 --> 00:14:38.878 so you can find out. 403 00:14:38.920 --> 00:14:39.921 - Right, for science. 404 00:14:39.963 --> 00:14:41.256 - Obviously for science, yes. 405 00:14:41.297 --> 00:14:42.799 That's what we're doing, an experiment. 406 00:14:42.841 --> 00:14:45.010 [polka music playing] 407 00:14:45.051 --> 00:14:46.928 - Oh, absolutely. 408 00:14:46.970 --> 00:14:49.347 - You know, Gary, I just--I-- 409 00:14:49.389 --> 00:14:51.141 I gotta come clean with you about something. 410 00:14:51.182 --> 00:14:52.892 - I know. I know you're from the future. 411 00:14:52.934 --> 00:14:54.144 I get it. - Yes. 412 00:14:54.185 --> 00:14:55.895 Yes, I am. - Mm. 413 00:14:55.937 --> 00:14:57.313 - But something else. 414 00:14:57.355 --> 00:14:59.065 Remember earlier at the restaurant 415 00:14:59.107 --> 00:15:01.526 when you asked me what I did with my other self 416 00:15:01.568 --> 00:15:03.278 when I traveled back to her timeline? 417 00:15:03.319 --> 00:15:05.238 And I was like, "Ha, ha, ha. 418 00:15:05.280 --> 00:15:07.240 I didn't even think about that. Ha, ha, ha." 419 00:15:07.282 --> 00:15:08.450 Do you remember? - Mm-hmm. 420 00:15:08.491 --> 00:15:09.617 - That was a lie. 421 00:15:09.659 --> 00:15:12.037 - Okay. 422 00:15:12.078 --> 00:15:12.996 - I killed her. 423 00:15:13.038 --> 00:15:14.581 - [spits] 424 00:15:14.622 --> 00:15:16.207 [coughs] 425 00:15:16.249 --> 00:15:17.584 I wasn't expecting that. 426 00:15:17.625 --> 00:15:18.585 You killed her? 427 00:15:18.626 --> 00:15:20.086 - I did, yeah. 428 00:15:20.128 --> 00:15:22.213 My car just like, vrrr, right over her face. 429 00:15:22.255 --> 00:15:23.882 - That'll do it. - Yeah. 430 00:15:23.923 --> 00:15:25.592 And then I stuffed her in my trunk. 431 00:15:25.633 --> 00:15:26.676 - Oh. 432 00:15:26.718 --> 00:15:28.845 Um, congrats on that. 433 00:15:28.887 --> 00:15:30.096 - Thank you. - Yeah. 434 00:15:30.138 --> 00:15:31.973 You're a murderer. - [laughs] 435 00:15:32.015 --> 00:15:34.100 - So here's to dead Sheila. 436 00:15:34.142 --> 00:15:35.268 - Yes. Yes. 437 00:15:35.310 --> 00:15:37.062 - I hope she's in a better place. 438 00:15:37.103 --> 00:15:38.480 - Yes, absolutely. - Absolutely. 439 00:15:38.521 --> 00:15:39.856 - I mean, I'm jealous of her, to be honest with you. 440 00:15:39.898 --> 00:15:41.816 - Absolutely. I mean, the world is a pretty-- 441 00:15:41.858 --> 00:15:43.443 all: Oh! - Oh, my--fuck. 442 00:15:43.485 --> 00:15:45.403 I'm--I'm so--I'm sorry. - It's okay. 443 00:15:45.445 --> 00:15:46.738 - Fuck, I'm so sorry. - It's fine. 444 00:15:46.780 --> 00:15:48.907 - I'm sorry. Oh, no. - What are you doing? 445 00:15:48.948 --> 00:15:50.450 - Fuck. - Are you kidding me? 446 00:15:50.492 --> 00:15:54.704 - Look, it's okay for things to be messy sometimes. 447 00:15:54.746 --> 00:15:57.624 Okay? - It is? 448 00:15:57.665 --> 00:15:58.958 - Yeah. 449 00:15:59.000 --> 00:16:00.627 - You're not... 450 00:16:00.669 --> 00:16:02.587 you still wanna stay on the date? 451 00:16:08.259 --> 00:16:10.553 - [laughs softly] 452 00:16:10.595 --> 00:16:13.515 [soft music] 453 00:16:13.556 --> 00:16:17.936 * * 454 00:16:17.977 --> 00:16:19.270 [both laughing] 455 00:16:19.312 --> 00:16:21.815 [indistinct conversation] 456 00:16:21.856 --> 00:16:23.191 - That's true! 457 00:16:23.233 --> 00:16:25.151 * * 458 00:16:25.193 --> 00:16:26.945 [both shrieking] 459 00:16:26.986 --> 00:16:33.952 * * 460 00:16:33.993 --> 00:16:35.245 [fireworks popping] 461 00:16:35.286 --> 00:16:42.419 * * 462 00:16:47.841 --> 00:16:50.010 - I really like that sentence you said before. 463 00:16:50.051 --> 00:16:52.762 The one about things being messy. 464 00:16:52.804 --> 00:16:53.888 - Yeah, me too. 465 00:16:53.930 --> 00:16:55.348 Someone said that to me a long time ago, 466 00:16:55.390 --> 00:16:56.808 and it really stuck. 467 00:16:56.850 --> 00:16:59.144 Like, it released me from some sort of mental prison, 468 00:16:59.185 --> 00:17:01.187 you know? - Yeah, exactly. 469 00:17:01.229 --> 00:17:02.480 That's exactly how I feel. 470 00:17:02.522 --> 00:17:03.523 - Yeah. 471 00:17:03.565 --> 00:17:06.026 What a night. - Yeah. 472 00:17:06.067 --> 00:17:08.153 Was it worth all the time travel? 473 00:17:08.194 --> 00:17:09.195 - Oh, absolutely. 474 00:17:09.237 --> 00:17:10.613 Nine stars on Yelp. 475 00:17:10.655 --> 00:17:12.407 [laughs] 476 00:17:12.449 --> 00:17:14.617 - You know, I could probably do this forever, 477 00:17:14.659 --> 00:17:17.579 but it is getting a little late. 478 00:17:17.620 --> 00:17:20.206 So I'd really love to do this again sometime. 479 00:17:20.248 --> 00:17:21.750 - Me too. I'll see you tomorrow. 480 00:17:21.791 --> 00:17:23.376 - [laughs] What? 481 00:17:23.418 --> 00:17:26.880 - You know, when I travel back 24 hours again. 482 00:17:26.921 --> 00:17:29.132 - What do you mean again? 483 00:17:29.174 --> 00:17:31.217 - Oh, I gotta come clean with you, Gary. 484 00:17:31.259 --> 00:17:32.594 This is not our first rodeo. 485 00:17:32.635 --> 00:17:34.554 [laughs] - What are you talking about? 486 00:17:34.596 --> 00:17:36.556 - Yeah. I've spent the entire week with you. 487 00:17:36.598 --> 00:17:38.808 This night, seven times in a row. 488 00:17:40.185 --> 00:17:41.936 - Okay, wait. So you weren't kidding? 489 00:17:41.978 --> 00:17:43.646 - No, not kidding. 490 00:17:43.688 --> 00:17:45.648 Very serious. 491 00:17:45.690 --> 00:17:48.610 - Okay, let's just pretend for a second 492 00:17:48.651 --> 00:17:50.737 that I believe your whole future time travel bullshit-- 493 00:17:50.779 --> 00:17:52.530 because I don't, because it's bonkers, 494 00:17:52.572 --> 00:17:54.032 but let's just pretend that I do. 495 00:17:54.074 --> 00:17:56.326 Why would you travel back to the same time 496 00:17:56.368 --> 00:17:57.911 over and over again? 497 00:17:57.952 --> 00:17:59.329 Why? So you could get it right? 498 00:17:59.371 --> 00:18:01.581 Or to try and, like, win me over or, like-- 499 00:18:01.623 --> 00:18:02.582 - No. - What are you doing? 500 00:18:02.624 --> 00:18:03.875 - No, that would be super weird 501 00:18:03.917 --> 00:18:04.876 and creepy and obsessive. 502 00:18:04.918 --> 00:18:05.877 No, that's the whole point. 503 00:18:05.919 --> 00:18:07.420 I don't have to be perfect. 504 00:18:07.462 --> 00:18:09.255 All this magic you're feeling, I felt it, too, 505 00:18:09.297 --> 00:18:10.882 from night one and every night after that. 506 00:18:10.924 --> 00:18:12.759 And no matter which way I came at you-- 507 00:18:12.801 --> 00:18:15.679 awkward, funny, silly, sad-- you played it all perfectly. 508 00:18:15.720 --> 00:18:18.098 And by the end of the night, we were always on cloud nine. 509 00:18:18.139 --> 00:18:19.265 That's the thing. I don't have to try. 510 00:18:19.307 --> 00:18:20.433 We just work. 511 00:18:20.475 --> 00:18:21.393 Have you ever had a night like this, 512 00:18:21.434 --> 00:18:23.353 ever, in your entire life? 513 00:18:24.979 --> 00:18:26.106 You haven't. See? 514 00:18:26.147 --> 00:18:28.149 Because you feel the magic too. 515 00:18:28.191 --> 00:18:31.194 You feel it here, and you feel it here, 516 00:18:31.236 --> 00:18:32.862 and you feel it here-- - Hey, all right. 517 00:18:32.904 --> 00:18:35.031 Yes. Yes, I feel it there. 518 00:18:35.073 --> 00:18:36.616 - Okay, well...[laughs] 519 00:18:36.658 --> 00:18:38.284 That's why I have to keep revisiting this night. 520 00:18:38.326 --> 00:18:39.661 The perfect night. 521 00:18:39.703 --> 00:18:41.705 - But why would you wanna revisit 522 00:18:41.746 --> 00:18:44.332 the same thing over and over again? 523 00:18:44.374 --> 00:18:45.875 You know, wouldn't you wanna try something new 524 00:18:45.917 --> 00:18:47.377 and maybe, I don't know, 525 00:18:47.419 --> 00:18:48.878 we go out for, like, a second date 526 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:51.798 or see if we have a future, like, the old-fashioned way. 527 00:18:51.840 --> 00:18:53.633 - No, Gary, I've already done that, okay? 528 00:18:53.675 --> 00:18:55.301 It just--it doesn't end well. 529 00:18:55.343 --> 00:18:56.886 Look, tomorrow, Amber's gonna call you 530 00:18:56.928 --> 00:18:59.139 and tell you she's pregnant or you're gonna get killed 531 00:18:59.180 --> 00:19:00.598 in a freaky subway track accident. 532 00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:02.684 It was terrible. Your body was, like, all-- 533 00:19:02.726 --> 00:19:04.352 it was everywhere and very unsettling. 534 00:19:04.394 --> 00:19:05.979 The entire East Coast's gonna get nuked, 535 00:19:06.021 --> 00:19:07.397 you know, and we think it's North Koreans, 536 00:19:07.439 --> 00:19:09.357 but we realize it's an inside job, so... 537 00:19:09.399 --> 00:19:10.525 - What? What are you-- 538 00:19:10.567 --> 00:19:11.901 - Nothing. Gary, it's okay. 539 00:19:11.943 --> 00:19:12.902 Listen, it doesn't matter. 540 00:19:12.944 --> 00:19:14.279 This is just about us. 541 00:19:14.320 --> 00:19:15.321 You have to trust me. 542 00:19:15.363 --> 00:19:18.283 This is the cleaner way. 543 00:19:19.826 --> 00:19:25.123 - Um--I'm, uh... 544 00:19:25.165 --> 00:19:26.458 I'm really tired. 545 00:19:26.499 --> 00:19:28.168 Uh, my head hurts. 546 00:19:28.209 --> 00:19:32.005 I think I should probably get going. 547 00:19:32.047 --> 00:19:33.256 - I know. 548 00:19:33.298 --> 00:19:35.759 - It was nice to meet you, Sheila. 549 00:19:36.885 --> 00:19:38.261 - Bye, Gary. 550 00:19:38.303 --> 00:19:40.055 I'll see you tomorrow. 551 00:19:40.096 --> 00:19:44.642 * * 552 00:19:44.684 --> 00:19:46.853 - So I've just been listening to Sports Talk radio, 553 00:19:46.895 --> 00:19:49.856 'cause I don't wanna listen to real news. 554 00:19:49.898 --> 00:19:52.901 [continues speaking indistinctly] 555 00:19:52.942 --> 00:19:59.908 * * 556 00:20:07.916 --> 00:20:08.917 [brakes screeching] 557 00:20:17.342 --> 00:20:24.516 * * 558 00:20:25.141 --> 00:20:28.061 - Players surging forward with real menace. 559 00:20:28.103 --> 00:20:29.646 Delivery to Vinnie Fisk! 560 00:20:29.688 --> 00:20:31.481 It's a perfect touch. He's on the breakaway. 561 00:20:31.523 --> 00:20:33.108 Keeper comes out-- 562 00:20:33.149 --> 00:20:36.277 [cheers and applause] 563 00:20:43.785 --> 00:20:44.828 - Thirsty? 564 00:20:44.869 --> 00:20:46.496 - Yeah. Yeah, Phil. I wanna tap that. 565 00:20:46.538 --> 00:20:48.456 Happy? - Damn. 566 00:20:48.498 --> 00:20:50.417 You go, girl. 567 00:20:50.458 --> 00:20:51.793 Why don't you go talk to him? 568 00:20:51.835 --> 00:20:55.171 - I am gonna go buy him a drink. 569 00:20:55.213 --> 00:20:57.090 Nice evening for it, huh? 570 00:20:57.132 --> 00:20:59.092 - Uh, so--for-- 571 00:20:59.134 --> 00:21:00.760 uh, for what? - Exactly. 572 00:21:00.802 --> 00:21:02.262 I'm gonna order an alcoholic beverage. 573 00:21:02.303 --> 00:21:04.305 Would you like one? 574 00:21:04.347 --> 00:21:06.266 - Uh...[clears throat] Yeah. Sure. 575 00:21:06.307 --> 00:21:07.809 - Great. - Yeah. 576 00:21:07.851 --> 00:21:10.270 So I had to develop these, like, coping mechanisms. 577 00:21:10.311 --> 00:21:11.813 Nothing like murdering people, but-- 578 00:21:11.855 --> 00:21:14.399 - Oh, I had coping mechanisms too. 579 00:21:14.441 --> 00:21:15.817 I mean, not the murdering part. 580 00:21:15.859 --> 00:21:18.653 Actually, yeah, I did. More murdering myself. 581 00:21:18.695 --> 00:21:21.406 I more have, like, these impulses that I can't control 582 00:21:21.448 --> 00:21:22.949 where things just... 583 00:21:22.991 --> 00:21:25.243 * * 584 00:21:25.285 --> 00:21:27.078 It's very hard to live that way. 585 00:21:27.120 --> 00:21:28.830 - Yeah, I imagine that could be quite debilitating. 586 00:21:28.872 --> 00:21:30.790 - Can't control it, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 587 00:21:30.832 --> 00:21:32.959 - Which one do we choose? - I don't know. 588 00:21:33.001 --> 00:21:35.628 It's a real "Sophie's Choice" over here. 589 00:21:35.670 --> 00:21:37.797 - Best chicken korma on the East Coast. 590 00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:39.632 - Let's go to this one. - Henry P. Zagat himself raves, 591 00:21:39.674 --> 00:21:42.093 "It's a symphony for the senses." 592 00:21:42.135 --> 00:21:46.473 Yeah, in 1995 before we moved locations. 593 00:21:46.514 --> 00:21:47.891 - You know in--how the-- "Titanic," 594 00:21:47.932 --> 00:21:49.976 Jack teaches Rose how to spit? - Yeah. 595 00:21:50.018 --> 00:21:53.980 - I kinda wanted to do that with you, but with burping. 596 00:21:54.022 --> 00:21:55.106 I don't know. 597 00:21:55.148 --> 00:21:56.358 You know, a lot of people actually say 598 00:21:56.399 --> 00:21:58.651 I remind them of Leonardo DiCaprio, 599 00:21:58.693 --> 00:22:00.153 like in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape." 600 00:22:00.195 --> 00:22:02.655 - [laughing] 601 00:22:02.697 --> 00:22:04.240 Yes. - They say it's uncanny. 602 00:22:04.282 --> 00:22:06.034 - Uncanny. - Some say. 603 00:22:07.160 --> 00:22:09.704 Wait, so if you're from the future, can-- 604 00:22:09.746 --> 00:22:11.915 you can tell... both: What I'm gonna say? 605 00:22:11.956 --> 00:22:13.041 - Yeah. 606 00:22:13.083 --> 00:22:15.168 - [laughs] 607 00:22:15.210 --> 00:22:16.336 - Hey, let's order. 608 00:22:16.378 --> 00:22:17.796 You know, because-- - Yeah. 609 00:22:17.837 --> 00:22:19.172 So you can get business out of the way 610 00:22:19.214 --> 00:22:21.424 so you can focus on the pleasure. 611 00:22:21.466 --> 00:22:24.427 * * 612 00:22:24.469 --> 00:22:26.388 - Um... 613 00:22:26.429 --> 00:22:28.682 What--yeah. - What can I get you? 614 00:22:28.723 --> 00:22:30.183 - All the things. We want all the things. 615 00:22:30.225 --> 00:22:31.601 Let's get everything. 616 00:22:31.643 --> 00:22:33.687 Let's just, like, max out the credit card, you know? 617 00:22:33.728 --> 00:22:35.855 Yeah, like curry and chicken kebabs 618 00:22:35.897 --> 00:22:37.607 and saag mushroom and butter chicken 619 00:22:37.649 --> 00:22:39.526 and chicken makhni tikka, fish masala, 620 00:22:39.567 --> 00:22:41.361 shrimp biryani with lamb or beef rezala, 621 00:22:41.403 --> 00:22:43.238 broccoli and chana, bhindi bhaji, 622 00:22:43.279 --> 00:22:44.739 chicken pakora, coconut curry, 623 00:22:44.781 --> 00:22:48.326 and, like, two very large wines. 624 00:22:48.368 --> 00:22:49.828 - Thank you, sir. 625 00:22:51.413 --> 00:22:52.497 - I was very hungry. 626 00:22:52.539 --> 00:22:56.042 - So do you know John Connor? 627 00:22:57.127 --> 00:22:58.211 "The Terminator." 628 00:22:58.253 --> 00:23:01.297 - Mm-hmm. - He's--he's from the future. 629 00:23:01.339 --> 00:23:05.260 - Oh, I'm actually just from 24 hours in the future. 630 00:23:05.301 --> 00:23:07.220 - Okay. - Gary, here's the thing. 631 00:23:07.262 --> 00:23:09.347 Now that we've been seeing each other for three months, 632 00:23:09.389 --> 00:23:12.058 I just really feel like I can open up to you, you know? 633 00:23:12.100 --> 00:23:13.768 - Okay. Uh-- 634 00:23:13.810 --> 00:23:16.062 - Normally I tell you that I walked into a nail salon 635 00:23:16.104 --> 00:23:18.565 and I just stumbled upon this time machine 636 00:23:18.606 --> 00:23:20.734 on a very happy, sunshiny, perfect day. 637 00:23:20.775 --> 00:23:21.901 But that's just really not the case. 638 00:23:21.943 --> 00:23:23.862 See, on that fateful day three months ago 639 00:23:23.903 --> 00:23:25.447 when I took my first trip, 640 00:23:25.488 --> 00:23:27.407 I was actually about to kill myself. 641 00:23:27.449 --> 00:23:30.410 [dramatic music] 642 00:23:30.452 --> 00:23:33.788 * * 643 00:23:33.830 --> 00:23:35.707 Good afternoon, everyone. 644 00:23:35.749 --> 00:23:37.500 I plan on killing myself, and I'd really like 645 00:23:37.542 --> 00:23:39.210 to go out with some nice nails. 646 00:23:39.252 --> 00:23:41.963 You know, for the fans. 647 00:23:42.005 --> 00:23:44.382 What? 648 00:23:44.424 --> 00:23:45.633 - What color? 649 00:23:47.969 --> 00:23:50.221 - Hmm, something more that says, 650 00:23:50.263 --> 00:23:52.098 "She lived a classy life." 651 00:23:52.140 --> 00:23:54.267 - Hmm. 652 00:23:54.309 --> 00:23:56.269 - "Elegant death." I like it. 653 00:23:56.311 --> 00:23:57.479 - It's glossy. 654 00:23:57.520 --> 00:23:59.064 - Great. 655 00:24:00.857 --> 00:24:02.275 - Do you have a bathroom here? 656 00:24:02.317 --> 00:24:04.235 I'd really like to die on an empty bladder. 657 00:24:04.277 --> 00:24:06.154 - Yeah. 658 00:24:06.196 --> 00:24:07.364 I have a bathroom. 659 00:24:07.405 --> 00:24:09.908 Maybe before you straight up murder yourself, 660 00:24:09.949 --> 00:24:11.576 go in there. 661 00:24:12.619 --> 00:24:13.578 - What? 662 00:24:13.620 --> 00:24:14.788 Time travel? 663 00:24:14.829 --> 00:24:16.539 Why? Why would I do that? 664 00:24:16.581 --> 00:24:18.583 Why would I wanna go back to yesterday? 665 00:24:18.625 --> 00:24:20.126 Yesterday was shit too. 666 00:24:20.168 --> 00:24:21.670 Let me tell you, okay? 667 00:24:21.711 --> 00:24:23.755 I do not wanna fucking do that. 668 00:24:23.797 --> 00:24:25.382 I do not wanna go back there. 669 00:24:25.423 --> 00:24:28.301 That would be a really, really, really big mistake, you know? 670 00:24:28.343 --> 00:24:30.637 I'm just such a fucking loser. 671 00:24:30.679 --> 00:24:32.263 I'm such a fucking sad sack. 672 00:24:32.305 --> 00:24:33.598 Why are you so nice to me? 673 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:36.184 Why are you so nice to me? 674 00:24:36.226 --> 00:24:37.519 - You tip decent. 675 00:24:37.560 --> 00:24:39.270 - I do tip well. 676 00:24:39.312 --> 00:24:41.523 [crying] Just gonna... 677 00:24:41.564 --> 00:24:44.818 I don't wanna ruin my nails. 678 00:24:44.859 --> 00:24:46.861 - Okay. - Just get it, right? 679 00:24:46.903 --> 00:24:50.532 - Okay. Okay. Look up. 680 00:24:52.242 --> 00:24:53.535 - Time travel. 681 00:24:53.576 --> 00:24:54.744 Tomorrow, yesterday, it doesn't matter. 682 00:24:54.786 --> 00:24:56.746 That's the problem. That is the problem. 683 00:24:56.788 --> 00:25:00.000 No matter what, my life is shit, okay? 684 00:25:00.041 --> 00:25:04.337 - This is a second chance, and those are rare. 685 00:25:04.379 --> 00:25:06.339 So maybe you should take it. 686 00:25:06.381 --> 00:25:09.092 You might see things differently on the other side. 687 00:25:09.134 --> 00:25:10.802 And if you don't, 688 00:25:10.844 --> 00:25:13.638 you can always kill yourself later. 689 00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:15.306 - Yeah, I'll do it. Fuck it. 690 00:25:15.348 --> 00:25:18.184 Maybe I'll get shit out on the other side of the rainbow. 691 00:25:18.226 --> 00:25:20.520 - That's the spirit. 692 00:25:20.562 --> 00:25:22.272 [whirring] 693 00:25:24.232 --> 00:25:25.525 - And here I am. 694 00:25:25.567 --> 00:25:27.235 24 hours in the past. 695 00:25:29.946 --> 00:25:32.365 - Well, how do you feel now? 696 00:25:32.407 --> 00:25:34.409 - Much better. 697 00:25:34.451 --> 00:25:37.412 - You just kind of got shit out the other side of the rainbow? 698 00:25:37.454 --> 00:25:40.498 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 699 00:25:41.458 --> 00:25:43.793 - I've been shit out the other side a couple times. 700 00:25:43.835 --> 00:25:45.628 - [laughs] - It's okay. 701 00:25:45.670 --> 00:25:47.088 Nothing to be ashamed of. 702 00:25:47.130 --> 00:25:48.840 - Hmm. 703 00:25:48.882 --> 00:25:52.469 In fact, this is the first time I've been this happy 704 00:25:52.510 --> 00:25:56.014 in a very, very, very long time. 705 00:25:56.056 --> 00:26:00.602 - Well, it makes me really happy. 706 00:26:00.643 --> 00:26:03.897 I'm very, very glad to hear that. 707 00:26:05.565 --> 00:26:07.776 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 708 00:26:08.860 --> 00:26:11.780 [pensive music] 709 00:26:11.821 --> 00:26:15.158 * * 710 00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:17.118 - Good night, Amit. 711 00:26:17.160 --> 00:26:24.084 * * 712 00:26:30.131 --> 00:26:32.550 Do you think I'm a passenger on the crazy train? 713 00:26:32.592 --> 00:26:33.968 - No. No, I don't. 714 00:26:34.010 --> 00:26:36.179 - You think I'm the conductor of the crazy train? 715 00:26:36.221 --> 00:26:37.430 I should not have said any of that. 716 00:26:37.472 --> 00:26:38.598 That was TMI. 717 00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:39.683 I don't know what I was thinking. 718 00:26:39.724 --> 00:26:40.600 I shouldn't have said that to you. 719 00:26:40.642 --> 00:26:42.519 - Hey. Hey. Hey, relax. 720 00:26:42.560 --> 00:26:43.645 I don't think that. 721 00:26:43.687 --> 00:26:45.772 I really don't, at all. 722 00:26:45.814 --> 00:26:48.274 And even if I do, who cares? 723 00:26:48.316 --> 00:26:49.609 My life's been so boring. 724 00:26:49.651 --> 00:26:52.153 I can get on this ride. 725 00:26:52.195 --> 00:26:53.363 - Hmm. 726 00:26:53.405 --> 00:26:55.490 Well, then, all aboard, baby. - All right. 727 00:26:55.532 --> 00:26:57.450 Well, just don't drive us off a cliff, all right? 728 00:26:57.492 --> 00:26:58.660 - Oh, I would never. 729 00:27:03.331 --> 00:27:04.791 [gasps] Let's shop. 730 00:27:04.833 --> 00:27:06.376 - For dirty clothes? 731 00:27:06.418 --> 00:27:09.462 - [laughs] They're not dirty. 732 00:27:09.504 --> 00:27:11.840 Look how cute. 733 00:27:11.881 --> 00:27:13.717 - This one has gum on it. - Oh, my God. 734 00:27:13.758 --> 00:27:16.219 [laughs] Gary. - What? 735 00:27:16.261 --> 00:27:18.555 - An old-timey shirt with your old-timey name. 736 00:27:18.596 --> 00:27:19.931 You have to get this. - No. 737 00:27:19.973 --> 00:27:20.974 - Yes. I'm getting it for you. 738 00:27:21.016 --> 00:27:22.100 - Absolutely not. - You have to. 739 00:27:22.142 --> 00:27:23.268 - No. - You have to. 740 00:27:23.309 --> 00:27:26.604 - Fine, but only if I can get you this. 741 00:27:26.646 --> 00:27:28.231 - Okay. I'll get that. 742 00:27:28.273 --> 00:27:29.482 - Okay. 743 00:27:29.524 --> 00:27:30.817 - Thank you. 744 00:27:30.859 --> 00:27:32.152 It'll look very cute on you. 745 00:27:32.193 --> 00:27:33.361 - Thank you. - Thank you. 746 00:27:33.403 --> 00:27:35.697 - Can't wait to wear some random guy's shirt. 747 00:27:35.739 --> 00:27:37.115 - [laughs] 748 00:27:40.785 --> 00:27:42.287 Isn't it pretty tonight? - Yes. 749 00:27:42.328 --> 00:27:43.621 - You look very good in your new shirt, by the way. 750 00:27:43.663 --> 00:27:45.331 - Oh, thank you. Mm. 751 00:27:45.373 --> 00:27:48.835 - [laughing] 752 00:27:48.877 --> 00:27:51.171 Oh, by the way, right there is exactly-- 753 00:27:51.212 --> 00:27:53.965 - Is that where you grew up or something? 754 00:27:54.007 --> 00:27:56.343 - What? - Oh, I'm sorry. 755 00:27:56.384 --> 00:27:58.678 I thought, uh--for some reason I thought maybe 756 00:27:58.720 --> 00:27:59.888 you might have mentioned... 757 00:27:59.929 --> 00:28:02.682 - Yeah, no. Yes. Um. 758 00:28:02.724 --> 00:28:06.394 [laughs] 600, Apartment 1K. 759 00:28:06.436 --> 00:28:08.021 - Okay. 760 00:28:08.063 --> 00:28:09.689 - My entire childhood. 761 00:28:09.731 --> 00:28:10.690 Yeah. - That's crazy. 762 00:28:10.732 --> 00:28:12.025 What was that like? 763 00:28:12.067 --> 00:28:14.361 - Uh, you know, the city was very different then, 764 00:28:14.402 --> 00:28:16.154 but it was kinda lonely. 765 00:28:16.196 --> 00:28:18.907 My mom kinda gave up pretty early. 766 00:28:22.744 --> 00:28:24.329 [chuckles] - What? 767 00:28:24.371 --> 00:28:27.207 - Um, there was this, like, cable guy 768 00:28:27.248 --> 00:28:29.626 who stopped by one afternoon. 769 00:28:29.668 --> 00:28:31.711 I was really little, so I don't really remember, 770 00:28:31.753 --> 00:28:34.923 but he was very nice to me. 771 00:28:34.964 --> 00:28:37.759 I don't know why I just told you that. 772 00:28:37.801 --> 00:28:39.010 It's weird. - It is a little weird. 773 00:28:39.052 --> 00:28:39.969 - Yeah. - It's okay. 774 00:28:40.011 --> 00:28:40.970 - Yeah. - Yeah. 775 00:28:41.012 --> 00:28:42.722 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 776 00:28:42.764 --> 00:28:44.391 - Come here. Wanna take a picture? 777 00:28:44.432 --> 00:28:45.850 - Obviously. - Let's take a selfie. 778 00:28:45.892 --> 00:28:47.560 - Yeah. Let me take it. I have really long arms. 779 00:28:47.602 --> 00:28:48.645 - No, no, no, no. 780 00:28:48.687 --> 00:28:50.021 Oh. Oops. - Oh, fuck! Fuck. 781 00:28:50.063 --> 00:28:51.773 - No, it's fine. - Oh, no. 782 00:28:51.815 --> 00:28:53.108 I'm sorry. - It's not a big deal. 783 00:28:53.149 --> 00:28:54.943 - No. I'm sorry. I think-- - It's just my phone. 784 00:28:54.984 --> 00:28:56.319 - I think I can fix it. - Gary. 785 00:28:56.361 --> 00:28:57.821 - I fucked up. I'm sorry. - Gary! 786 00:28:57.862 --> 00:28:58.988 - I'm sorry--yeah-- - Gary! 787 00:29:03.118 --> 00:29:05.578 It's okay for things to be messy sometimes. 788 00:29:05.620 --> 00:29:08.581 [soft music] 789 00:29:08.623 --> 00:29:15.797 * * 790 00:29:20.468 --> 00:29:22.387 Oh, what a night. 791 00:29:22.429 --> 00:29:23.930 - Yeah, it was worth all the time travel? 792 00:29:23.972 --> 00:29:25.390 - Oh, yeah. 793 00:29:25.432 --> 00:29:28.101 Henry Zagat says it's a symphony for all the senses. 794 00:29:28.143 --> 00:29:29.936 - Zagat? - Yeah. 795 00:29:29.978 --> 00:29:30.937 - "Zuh-gat"? - I think so. 796 00:29:30.979 --> 00:29:32.230 - I thought it was "za-get." 797 00:29:32.272 --> 00:29:34.774 I've been saying "za-get." - [laughs] 798 00:29:34.816 --> 00:29:36.526 I don't think so. 799 00:29:36.568 --> 00:29:38.028 Maybe I'm wrong. 800 00:29:42.490 --> 00:29:45.118 [siren wailing] 801 00:29:46.661 --> 00:29:48.955 So actually, this was the spot I was gonna kill myself. 802 00:29:48.997 --> 00:29:50.290 Can you believe it? 803 00:29:52.375 --> 00:29:53.793 - Wait. Really? 804 00:29:53.835 --> 00:29:54.961 - I know. 805 00:29:55.003 --> 00:29:55.962 Think about it. 806 00:29:56.004 --> 00:29:57.630 The drop, the dive, 807 00:29:57.672 --> 00:29:58.882 the chill of the water. 808 00:29:58.923 --> 00:30:01.468 I mean, it's a pretty good way to go. 809 00:30:01.509 --> 00:30:03.970 Plus, no blood, and no, like, weird forensics. 810 00:30:04.012 --> 00:30:04.971 Like, what happened to her? 811 00:30:05.013 --> 00:30:06.598 It'd be very obvious. 812 00:30:06.639 --> 00:30:08.892 Pretty selfless way to kill yourself, don't you think? 813 00:30:08.933 --> 00:30:10.060 I feel like people would call me 814 00:30:10.101 --> 00:30:12.312 the Mother Teresa of suicides. 815 00:30:12.354 --> 00:30:14.606 Maybe not, but I don't mind if they do. 816 00:30:18.193 --> 00:30:21.946 - I mean, at the end of the day, it's-- 817 00:30:21.988 --> 00:30:23.823 deep down, it's... 818 00:30:23.865 --> 00:30:25.992 it's all jokes, right? 819 00:30:26.034 --> 00:30:28.703 - Uh, no. Not all of them. 820 00:30:28.745 --> 00:30:30.288 But I'm okay now. 821 00:30:30.330 --> 00:30:32.207 - I'm sorry. I wish I could-- 822 00:30:32.248 --> 00:30:34.668 - I've been waiting for you my whole life, Gary. 823 00:30:34.709 --> 00:30:37.671 - Oh. Um--all right. 824 00:30:37.712 --> 00:30:40.173 Well, don't you think it's a little early for that? 825 00:30:40.215 --> 00:30:43.134 - It's been five months, Gary. 826 00:30:43.176 --> 00:30:45.512 - Oh--we met today. 827 00:30:45.553 --> 00:30:47.597 We met literally today. 828 00:30:47.639 --> 00:30:50.433 - You're the first person to make me truly happy ever. 829 00:30:50.475 --> 00:30:51.434 You're the man I've been 830 00:30:51.476 --> 00:30:52.769 looking over men's shoulders for. 831 00:30:52.811 --> 00:30:54.020 It's you this whole time. 832 00:30:54.062 --> 00:30:55.939 I've been waiting my whole life for you. 833 00:30:55.980 --> 00:30:57.899 You're finally here. 834 00:31:00.360 --> 00:31:02.028 - Uh... 835 00:31:02.070 --> 00:31:05.615 I think we should take a breath. 836 00:31:05.657 --> 00:31:08.535 And I'm gonna go. 837 00:31:08.576 --> 00:31:10.578 Is that okay? Is it okay if I go? 838 00:31:10.620 --> 00:31:12.163 - Yeah, I'll be fine. 839 00:31:12.205 --> 00:31:13.581 - You're not gonna do anything dumb, right? 840 00:31:13.623 --> 00:31:14.791 - Mm-mm. 841 00:31:14.833 --> 00:31:15.917 - You're sure you're okay? 842 00:31:15.959 --> 00:31:18.378 - Mm-hmm. 843 00:31:24.175 --> 00:31:25.885 I'll see you tomorrow, Gary. 844 00:31:25.927 --> 00:31:28.138 [soft music] 845 00:31:28.179 --> 00:31:29.431 [whirring] 846 00:31:29.472 --> 00:31:31.391 Oh, what a night. 847 00:31:31.433 --> 00:31:34.060 This was the spot I was gonna kill myself. 848 00:31:34.102 --> 00:31:35.645 Can you believe it? 849 00:31:35.687 --> 00:31:39.441 * * 850 00:31:39.482 --> 00:31:40.734 - I'm sorry. I-- 851 00:31:40.775 --> 00:31:42.235 - Gary, I've been waiting for you my whole life. 852 00:31:42.277 --> 00:31:43.903 - Oh. - Hmm. 853 00:31:43.945 --> 00:31:47.574 - Well, um, I'm gonna go. 854 00:31:47.615 --> 00:31:48.992 - Bye, Gary. 855 00:31:49.034 --> 00:31:50.410 I'll see you tomorrow. 856 00:31:50.452 --> 00:31:51.745 * * 857 00:31:51.786 --> 00:31:52.787 [whirring] 858 00:31:52.829 --> 00:31:53.913 You're the person I've been 859 00:31:53.955 --> 00:31:55.415 looking over men's shoulders for. 860 00:31:55.457 --> 00:31:56.583 You're the one I've been waiting for, 861 00:31:56.624 --> 00:31:58.251 and you're finally here. 862 00:31:58.293 --> 00:31:59.586 Think about it: the fall, the plunge, 863 00:31:59.627 --> 00:32:02.380 the dive and the chill, the water. 864 00:32:02.422 --> 00:32:04.090 Very good spot for it. And no blood. 865 00:32:04.132 --> 00:32:05.925 You are the person that I have been waiting for 866 00:32:05.967 --> 00:32:07.886 my entire life. 867 00:32:07.927 --> 00:32:11.431 - Is it okay if I go? 868 00:32:11.473 --> 00:32:13.516 Maybe talk about this some other time. 869 00:32:13.558 --> 00:32:15.643 Don't you think it's a little too soon to talk like that? 870 00:32:15.685 --> 00:32:17.145 - You're not even gonna remember this 871 00:32:17.187 --> 00:32:19.939 and it just makes me so, so sad, Gary, you know? 872 00:32:19.981 --> 00:32:21.191 - Tomorrow can't be that bad. 873 00:32:21.232 --> 00:32:22.400 - Of course it can. 874 00:32:22.442 --> 00:32:24.110 I have to keep revisiting it. 875 00:32:24.152 --> 00:32:25.487 The perfect night. 876 00:32:25.528 --> 00:32:27.155 You do it every time. Just fucking walk away. 877 00:32:27.197 --> 00:32:28.114 It's fine. - How is that po--we ju-- 878 00:32:28.156 --> 00:32:29.324 - Every time. 879 00:32:29.366 --> 00:32:30.450 - I don't know what you're talking about 880 00:32:30.492 --> 00:32:32.452 'cause we just met, but okay. 881 00:32:32.494 --> 00:32:36.206 * * 882 00:32:36.247 --> 00:32:37.791 [door opens] 883 00:32:37.832 --> 00:32:39.459 [bell jingles] 884 00:32:39.501 --> 00:32:44.506 * * 885 00:32:44.547 --> 00:32:45.715 [whirring] 886 00:32:46.341 --> 00:32:48.343 - Surging forward with real menace. 887 00:32:48.385 --> 00:32:50.220 Delivery to Vinnie Fisk! 888 00:32:50.261 --> 00:32:52.138 It's a perfect touch. He's on the breakaway. 889 00:32:52.180 --> 00:32:53.348 Keeper comes out-- 890 00:32:53.390 --> 00:32:56.518 [cheers and applause] 891 00:33:03.733 --> 00:33:06.111 - Hey, I'm Sheila. Do you want a drink? 892 00:33:06.152 --> 00:33:07.278 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 893 00:33:07.320 --> 00:33:09.989 - Hi. Uh, sure. 894 00:33:10.031 --> 00:33:12.659 Yeah. Okay. I'm Gary. 895 00:33:12.701 --> 00:33:14.911 - Hi, Gary. - Hello. 896 00:33:14.953 --> 00:33:16.913 - Phil. 897 00:33:16.955 --> 00:33:17.997 - What can I get you? 898 00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:18.998 - He'll have an old fashioned. 899 00:33:19.040 --> 00:33:19.958 I will have a whiskey neat. 900 00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:21.292 Thank you. 901 00:33:21.334 --> 00:33:25.171 - [clears throat] I--I really like your dress. 902 00:33:25.213 --> 00:33:28.049 It reminds me of, like, a picnic. 903 00:33:29.134 --> 00:33:32.095 [soft music] 904 00:33:32.137 --> 00:33:33.847 * * 905 00:33:33.888 --> 00:33:36.057 Guilty--I am not a sports fan. 906 00:33:36.099 --> 00:33:37.225 - Yeah, no, I figured. 907 00:33:37.267 --> 00:33:38.852 We don't have to talk about that again. 908 00:33:38.893 --> 00:33:40.103 - Hmm? Again? 909 00:33:40.145 --> 00:33:41.813 - Oh, no, I didn't-- 910 00:33:41.855 --> 00:33:43.314 what were you saying? 911 00:33:43.356 --> 00:33:45.692 - Oh, um, I grew up pretty neurotic. 912 00:33:45.734 --> 00:33:47.027 - Mm-hmm. 913 00:33:47.068 --> 00:33:49.446 - And not really in a warm environment. 914 00:33:49.487 --> 00:33:50.655 My dad was never home. - Oh, yeah. 915 00:33:50.697 --> 00:33:52.073 Why are we talking about our dead dads? 916 00:33:52.115 --> 00:33:53.241 Why do we always do this? 917 00:33:53.283 --> 00:33:54.325 We don't have to do this, you know. 918 00:33:54.367 --> 00:33:55.660 We can, like, make new choices. 919 00:33:55.702 --> 00:33:57.787 - Wow, it's a real "Sophie's Choice" out here. 920 00:33:57.829 --> 00:34:00.373 * * 921 00:34:00.415 --> 00:34:02.500 - Best chicken korma on the East Coast. 922 00:34:02.542 --> 00:34:05.712 Henry P. Zagat himself raves, "It's a symphony for--" 923 00:34:08.673 --> 00:34:09.883 - Oh. 924 00:34:09.924 --> 00:34:12.635 Do you know, um, John Connor? 925 00:34:16.097 --> 00:34:19.434 'Cause he's from the future. 926 00:34:19.476 --> 00:34:20.894 "Give me your clothes, your boots, 927 00:34:20.935 --> 00:34:22.520 and your motorcycle." 928 00:34:23.938 --> 00:34:25.732 "I'm the governor." - Hmm. 929 00:34:25.774 --> 00:34:27.567 - Well, that's actually not from the movie. 930 00:34:27.609 --> 00:34:30.320 He just later became the governor, which was crazy. 931 00:34:30.362 --> 00:34:33.573 Did you know that "Predator" has two governors in it? 932 00:34:33.615 --> 00:34:36.242 Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger. 933 00:34:36.284 --> 00:34:37.410 I mean, that has to be, like, 934 00:34:37.452 --> 00:34:39.287 a Snapple Fact or something, at least. 935 00:34:39.329 --> 00:34:41.456 - Gary, I gotta come clean with you. 936 00:34:41.498 --> 00:34:44.834 We have been doing this for almost a year now, 937 00:34:44.876 --> 00:34:47.587 and things are starting to feel a little one-sided. 938 00:34:47.629 --> 00:34:50.256 You know what I mean? - Um, a year? 939 00:34:50.298 --> 00:34:51.549 We've, uh-- - I get it. 940 00:34:51.591 --> 00:34:53.176 This night, this is just one night to you. 941 00:34:53.218 --> 00:34:55.136 But for me, my entire life revolves around 942 00:34:55.178 --> 00:34:56.429 this night only, nothing else. 943 00:34:56.471 --> 00:34:57.472 And is it a great night? 944 00:34:57.514 --> 00:34:59.099 Yeah. Is it my fault? 945 00:34:59.140 --> 00:35:00.433 Yes. My choice? 946 00:35:00.475 --> 00:35:02.769 Have I created this? Yes. 947 00:35:02.811 --> 00:35:05.230 But God damn it, Gary, even a perfectly cooked steak 948 00:35:05.271 --> 00:35:07.107 starts to tastes like shit when you eat it 949 00:35:07.148 --> 00:35:10.610 all day, every day, you know? 950 00:35:12.737 --> 00:35:13.988 - Okay. I'm sorry. 951 00:35:14.030 --> 00:35:15.323 I'm a little confused. 952 00:35:15.365 --> 00:35:16.783 - I just--I really thought we were just 953 00:35:16.825 --> 00:35:20.120 so perfect for each other, but no. 954 00:35:20.161 --> 00:35:21.996 I just don't know. I don't know. 955 00:35:22.038 --> 00:35:23.707 I'm starting to feel stunted. 956 00:35:23.748 --> 00:35:25.000 Yeah. You know? 957 00:35:25.041 --> 00:35:27.127 And it's kind of my fault because I have kept us 958 00:35:27.168 --> 00:35:29.504 in this whirlwind of hell over and over 959 00:35:29.546 --> 00:35:31.339 and over and over of this crazy loop. 960 00:35:31.381 --> 00:35:32.549 But you know, I gotta be honest with you, 961 00:35:32.590 --> 00:35:33.800 it's kinda your fault too. 962 00:35:33.842 --> 00:35:34.968 Yeah, a little bit. 963 00:35:35.010 --> 00:35:37.053 You are so passive. 964 00:35:37.095 --> 00:35:39.014 Everything has to be perfect. 965 00:35:39.055 --> 00:35:40.181 You don't wanna make a mess. 966 00:35:40.223 --> 00:35:41.307 You don't wanna ruffle any feathers. 967 00:35:41.349 --> 00:35:42.809 It's just like, ugh! 968 00:35:42.851 --> 00:35:46.146 You know, there is nowhere but down with you. 969 00:35:46.187 --> 00:35:47.147 - I think I'm gonna go. 970 00:35:47.188 --> 00:35:49.149 - Oh, shocker. - Yeah. 971 00:35:49.190 --> 00:35:51.317 - Okay. Bye, Gary. 972 00:35:51.359 --> 00:35:54.571 - Yeah. Thank you for this. 973 00:35:54.612 --> 00:35:57.032 And please don't take this the wrong way, 974 00:35:57.073 --> 00:35:58.366 but I think you need some help. 975 00:35:58.408 --> 00:36:00.035 - Oh, no. Actually, you know what, Gary? 976 00:36:00.076 --> 00:36:01.453 We need help. - No. 977 00:36:01.494 --> 00:36:02.620 You need help. - We. 978 00:36:02.662 --> 00:36:03.872 - There's no we in this situation. 979 00:36:03.913 --> 00:36:05.290 - We. We need help. - No, it's you. It's you. 980 00:36:05.331 --> 00:36:08.335 She needs help, not me, everyone at this restaurant. 981 00:36:08.376 --> 00:36:10.003 - Was the meal okay? - Thank you. 982 00:36:10.045 --> 00:36:12.213 - What's 25 plus 96? 983 00:36:12.255 --> 00:36:13.590 - Oh, my God, really? - Here you go. 984 00:36:13.631 --> 00:36:14.883 - You're gonna storm out but you're gonna 985 00:36:14.924 --> 00:36:16.217 stop to pay like a good guy? 986 00:36:16.259 --> 00:36:17.594 - Yeah, I'm gonna stop to pay. - You are so lame. 987 00:36:17.635 --> 00:36:19.262 - I'm sorry, I don't wanna get arrested on a date. 988 00:36:19.304 --> 00:36:20.680 - Oh, my. Arrested? 989 00:36:20.722 --> 00:36:22.349 - Can you hurry up? - Oh, my God. You are so dumb. 990 00:36:22.390 --> 00:36:23.725 - Make sure you have 25%. - Bye, Gary. 991 00:36:23.767 --> 00:36:25.435 - Bye. - Please tell your friends. 992 00:36:25.477 --> 00:36:27.937 - Bye! - Bye! Ugh. 993 00:36:38.239 --> 00:36:41.368 - Rough night, Amit. 994 00:36:41.409 --> 00:36:42.911 Can I bum a cigarette? 995 00:36:46.998 --> 00:36:49.167 Oh, that beautiful case. 996 00:36:49.209 --> 00:36:51.294 You're so classy. 997 00:36:51.336 --> 00:36:55.131 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 998 00:36:55.173 --> 00:36:57.050 [muffled] Thank you. 999 00:36:57.092 --> 00:36:58.635 [sighs] 1000 00:37:01.763 --> 00:37:04.641 Love, huh? 1001 00:37:04.683 --> 00:37:08.186 What a muddy, sinking, swamp, shit, fire dumpster. 1002 00:37:08.228 --> 00:37:09.396 Am I right? 1003 00:37:15.568 --> 00:37:19.114 - I'm happily married. - Oh, good for you. 1004 00:37:19.155 --> 00:37:20.990 Your life is perfect. 1005 00:37:22.742 --> 00:37:24.911 - Maybe luck will change for you too one day. 1006 00:37:24.953 --> 00:37:26.329 - Ha. No. 1007 00:37:26.371 --> 00:37:27.831 See, no. 1008 00:37:27.872 --> 00:37:29.958 For me, nothing changes. Like, ever. 1009 00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:33.086 My life is just consistent, consistent shit. 1010 00:37:33.128 --> 00:37:35.338 Nothing ever fucking changes. 1011 00:37:39.718 --> 00:37:41.928 Wait. Ha! 1012 00:37:41.970 --> 00:37:44.931 Change. Yeah. 1013 00:37:44.973 --> 00:37:48.935 Amit, you brilliant, beautiful, married man. 1014 00:37:48.977 --> 00:37:50.437 Oh, my God, change. 1015 00:37:50.478 --> 00:37:52.647 I can fix him. I can change him. 1016 00:37:52.689 --> 00:37:54.441 This is something I can actually do. 1017 00:37:54.482 --> 00:37:55.442 - Oh, no. Well, no. 1018 00:37:55.483 --> 00:37:56.609 - Yeah. - No. 1019 00:37:56.651 --> 00:37:57.652 - Yeah. - You can't. 1020 00:37:57.694 --> 00:37:58.778 People don't really change, 1021 00:37:58.820 --> 00:38:00.613 and you certainly can't change people. 1022 00:38:00.655 --> 00:38:02.699 In my culture, we have a saying, 1023 00:38:02.741 --> 00:38:05.410 "You can't fit a square peg into a round hole." 1024 00:38:05.452 --> 00:38:07.287 - I don't think that's in your culture. 1025 00:38:07.328 --> 00:38:08.496 It's a universal saying. 1026 00:38:08.538 --> 00:38:09.706 - You can't change people. 1027 00:38:09.748 --> 00:38:11.332 The world doesn't work that way. 1028 00:38:12.917 --> 00:38:14.919 - But what is that, though, really? 1029 00:38:14.961 --> 00:38:18.089 I mean, those are just words, Amit. 1030 00:38:18.131 --> 00:38:19.632 And what are words? 1031 00:38:19.674 --> 00:38:22.260 Words are just, you know, thoughts 1032 00:38:22.302 --> 00:38:24.804 that we have that exit our mouth. 1033 00:38:24.846 --> 00:38:28.183 We talk too much, as a civilization, not me and you, 1034 00:38:28.224 --> 00:38:32.520 which I regret that we don't do this more often. 1035 00:38:32.562 --> 00:38:34.147 You're a really good man. 1036 00:38:34.189 --> 00:38:35.398 Help me a lot. Thank you. 1037 00:38:39.569 --> 00:38:41.071 [whirring] 1038 00:38:41.112 --> 00:38:42.155 [engine turns over] 1039 00:38:42.197 --> 00:38:45.075 [engine revving] 1040 00:38:45.116 --> 00:38:48.661 [Young-Holt Unlimited's "Wack Wack"] 1041 00:38:48.703 --> 00:38:50.914 [upbeat percussive music] 1042 00:38:50.955 --> 00:38:53.249 - * Wack * 1043 00:38:53.291 --> 00:38:55.168 * Wack wack * 1044 00:38:55.210 --> 00:38:58.088 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1045 00:38:58.129 --> 00:39:00.382 - * Wack * 1046 00:39:00.423 --> 00:39:03.051 * Wack wack * 1047 00:39:03.093 --> 00:39:05.512 * Wack * 1048 00:39:05.553 --> 00:39:07.222 * Wack wack * 1049 00:39:07.263 --> 00:39:11.768 * * 1050 00:39:11.810 --> 00:39:13.812 - No! [car thumps] 1051 00:39:17.148 --> 00:39:20.068 [indistinct chatter] 1052 00:39:29.411 --> 00:39:30.829 - Oh, come on. 1053 00:39:30.870 --> 00:39:33.331 Stosch makes a sloppy tackle. 1054 00:39:33.373 --> 00:39:34.749 - Fuck. 1055 00:39:34.791 --> 00:39:35.792 - And the referee's giving him the penalty. 1056 00:39:35.834 --> 00:39:37.293 - It's a bullshit call. 1057 00:39:37.335 --> 00:39:39.004 - It's amazing as it looked like a 50-50 ball-- 1058 00:39:39.045 --> 00:39:42.215 - Phil, do you see new Gary over there? 1059 00:39:42.257 --> 00:39:43.508 Look at him. 1060 00:39:43.550 --> 00:39:45.260 - Lining up for the penalty now. 1061 00:39:45.301 --> 00:39:46.636 - What do you think? 1062 00:39:46.678 --> 00:39:49.055 Does he look different to you, or...? 1063 00:39:49.097 --> 00:39:50.098 Oh, yeah. 1064 00:39:50.140 --> 00:39:52.017 Something is different. 1065 00:39:52.058 --> 00:39:54.019 Really liking what I'm seeing, Phil. 1066 00:39:54.060 --> 00:39:55.478 Really liking it. 1067 00:39:55.520 --> 00:39:57.939 * Hmm, hmm, hmm * 1068 00:39:57.981 --> 00:39:59.566 - These two teammates practically all 1069 00:39:59.607 --> 00:40:02.027 on the same page. FC... 1070 00:40:02.068 --> 00:40:04.487 - Hello? - Hi. 1071 00:40:04.529 --> 00:40:06.698 Are the good guys winning, or...? 1072 00:40:06.740 --> 00:40:08.408 - The good guys? - Mm-hmm. 1073 00:40:08.450 --> 00:40:09.743 - No. [coughs] 1074 00:40:09.784 --> 00:40:11.453 No, the good guys are not winning. 1075 00:40:11.494 --> 00:40:12.912 They're actually getting their asses kicked. 1076 00:40:12.954 --> 00:40:16.207 - I'm sorry, so upsetting. - Yeah. I'm Gary. 1077 00:40:16.249 --> 00:40:19.419 Do you wanna drink? Can I buy you a drink? 1078 00:40:19.461 --> 00:40:21.004 - Yeah. - Okay. 1079 00:40:21.046 --> 00:40:22.088 - I'm Sheila. 1080 00:40:22.130 --> 00:40:23.506 - Okay, Sheila. 1081 00:40:23.548 --> 00:40:26.343 Hey, yo, guy. [whistles] 1082 00:40:26.384 --> 00:40:27.761 - What can I get? - IPA. 1083 00:40:27.802 --> 00:40:29.054 - Old fashioned, please. 1084 00:40:32.140 --> 00:40:34.601 - What are you doing here all alone? 1085 00:40:34.642 --> 00:40:37.103 You're way too beautiful to be alone in a bar. 1086 00:40:37.145 --> 00:40:38.646 - Oh. [laughs] 1087 00:40:38.688 --> 00:40:40.774 You know, I'm just picking up guys. 1088 00:40:40.815 --> 00:40:41.816 - Yeah? - Uh-huh. 1089 00:40:41.858 --> 00:40:43.860 - Oh, yeah. Who? - You. 1090 00:40:43.902 --> 00:40:44.944 - Really? 1091 00:40:44.986 --> 00:40:46.446 - You're the only one. - Okay. 1092 00:40:46.488 --> 00:40:47.864 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 1093 00:40:47.906 --> 00:40:51.493 Well, Sheila, it doesn't look like the good guys 1094 00:40:51.534 --> 00:40:53.036 are gonna come back anytime soon. 1095 00:40:53.078 --> 00:40:56.289 So what do you say we get out of here 1096 00:40:56.331 --> 00:40:57.874 and maybe get you some food? 1097 00:40:59.876 --> 00:41:01.252 - Yeah. 1098 00:41:01.294 --> 00:41:02.462 Right now? - Yeah. Let's go. 1099 00:41:02.504 --> 00:41:03.797 - Okay. - Okay. 1100 00:41:03.838 --> 00:41:06.049 Hey, give me my 20 back. 1101 00:41:06.091 --> 00:41:07.509 No, no. - Here you go. Here you go. 1102 00:41:07.550 --> 00:41:08.843 - Give me my 20 back. 1103 00:41:08.885 --> 00:41:10.053 - What are you--I just made these drinks. 1104 00:41:10.095 --> 00:41:11.596 - Well, I don't-- 1105 00:41:11.638 --> 00:41:13.723 - So, you know, my dad was a traveling alcoholic, actually. 1106 00:41:13.765 --> 00:41:16.309 And, um, he just travelled from bar to bar 1107 00:41:16.351 --> 00:41:17.894 and eventually died. 1108 00:41:17.936 --> 00:41:19.270 - Whoa. 1109 00:41:19.312 --> 00:41:20.563 - Where do you wanna go? 1110 00:41:20.605 --> 00:41:22.065 There's a bunch of Indian restaurants over here. 1111 00:41:22.107 --> 00:41:23.483 - There's actually a new place over here I wanted to try. 1112 00:41:23.525 --> 00:41:25.860 Come on. Come on, keep up. 1113 00:41:25.902 --> 00:41:29.030 [soft music playing] 1114 00:41:29.072 --> 00:41:31.157 * * 1115 00:41:31.199 --> 00:41:33.493 Ahh. Isn't that cool? 1116 00:41:33.535 --> 00:41:35.370 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 1117 00:41:35.412 --> 00:41:37.497 So what do you do, Miss Sheila? 1118 00:41:37.539 --> 00:41:40.417 - Oh, um, 1119 00:41:40.458 --> 00:41:43.169 I'm an executive producing assistant. 1120 00:41:43.211 --> 00:41:45.005 - Sounds really intense. 1121 00:41:45.046 --> 00:41:47.465 - Yeah. Like cancer. Um, what do you do? 1122 00:41:47.507 --> 00:41:49.676 - I run a small startup company. 1123 00:41:49.718 --> 00:41:52.178 About 25 people--for now. 1124 00:41:52.220 --> 00:41:54.973 - Wow. That's amazing. 1125 00:41:55.015 --> 00:41:55.849 - Yeah. 1126 00:41:55.890 --> 00:41:57.851 - Gary, are you happy? 1127 00:41:57.892 --> 00:42:00.520 Like in life, are you truly happy? 1128 00:42:00.562 --> 00:42:01.771 - Yeah. 1129 00:42:01.813 --> 00:42:03.982 You know, I mean, life's weird sometimes, 1130 00:42:04.024 --> 00:42:07.068 but you know, I'm here for the happy moments. 1131 00:42:07.110 --> 00:42:10.488 - Oh. I like that. 1132 00:42:10.530 --> 00:42:12.741 - Yeah, uh. 1133 00:42:14.576 --> 00:42:16.703 Thank you. Mm. 1134 00:42:16.745 --> 00:42:19.622 - Is that a tiny fish? 1135 00:42:19.664 --> 00:42:20.999 Are you supposed to eat this stuff? 1136 00:42:21.041 --> 00:42:22.584 - Yeah. That is the idea of dinner. 1137 00:42:22.625 --> 00:42:24.002 - Oh, I just thought that was glass. 1138 00:42:24.044 --> 00:42:26.254 It's a little confusing. - No, I think it's honeycomb. 1139 00:42:26.296 --> 00:42:27.714 This is one of the best restaurants in the city. 1140 00:42:27.756 --> 00:42:29.716 Yeah. So what do you do for fun? 1141 00:42:29.758 --> 00:42:31.259 Me, I like to rock climb, you know? 1142 00:42:31.301 --> 00:42:32.594 I don't think there's anything like 1143 00:42:32.635 --> 00:42:34.054 getting up on those rocks. 1144 00:42:34.095 --> 00:42:36.348 Yeah, I like to throw on a pair of the old spiky boots 1145 00:42:36.389 --> 00:42:38.308 and head down to the mountain. I don't mean to brag-- 1146 00:42:38.350 --> 00:42:40.268 - Gary, I'm from the future. 1147 00:42:40.310 --> 00:42:42.020 - [laughs] Okay. 1148 00:42:42.062 --> 00:42:43.897 [clears throat] - No, I'm serious. 1149 00:42:43.938 --> 00:42:46.107 I'm completely serious. - No, no, no. I'll play along. 1150 00:42:46.149 --> 00:42:48.401 What brings you to the past? - You. 1151 00:42:48.443 --> 00:42:50.403 - Okay. 1152 00:42:50.445 --> 00:42:52.822 - Yeah. 1153 00:42:52.864 --> 00:42:54.783 Started as an accident, 1154 00:42:54.824 --> 00:42:57.118 but then I fell in love with you. 1155 00:42:57.160 --> 00:43:00.413 And I started spending a lot of time with you. 1156 00:43:00.455 --> 00:43:03.333 365 days to be exact. 1157 00:43:03.375 --> 00:43:04.959 I loved everything about you. 1158 00:43:05.001 --> 00:43:07.671 Everything, until I didn't. 1159 00:43:07.712 --> 00:43:08.922 I mean, I do. 1160 00:43:08.963 --> 00:43:10.298 I did, but I just wanted to, you know, 1161 00:43:10.340 --> 00:43:11.841 I needed to, like, change a couple things, 1162 00:43:11.883 --> 00:43:14.844 just a couple little things to make you more perfect. 1163 00:43:14.886 --> 00:43:16.554 You know, make you more perfect for me, right? 1164 00:43:16.596 --> 00:43:18.556 'Cause that's relationships, you can't love someone 1165 00:43:18.598 --> 00:43:19.933 100% of the time, right? 1166 00:43:19.974 --> 00:43:22.185 - Yeah, sure. I guess. 1167 00:43:22.227 --> 00:43:23.687 Is that like from "The Bachelor" or something? 1168 00:43:23.728 --> 00:43:26.147 - Gary, you know how I always tell you 1169 00:43:26.189 --> 00:43:27.982 that the time machine in the nail salon's a dud 1170 00:43:28.024 --> 00:43:29.442 and only goes back 24 hours? 1171 00:43:29.484 --> 00:43:31.653 - No, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 1172 00:43:31.695 --> 00:43:32.946 - Well, I was lying. 1173 00:43:32.987 --> 00:43:34.656 See, there's something that you should know. 1174 00:43:34.698 --> 00:43:36.991 - It can go anywhere in the past, 1175 00:43:37.033 --> 00:43:38.952 but for only 24 hours. 1176 00:43:38.993 --> 00:43:40.829 Then zap, you're back here. - Okay. 1177 00:43:40.870 --> 00:43:42.789 June, that is a fascinating story, 1178 00:43:42.831 --> 00:43:44.624 but I'd really like to go kill myself now. 1179 00:43:44.666 --> 00:43:46.668 All right? - You sure? 1180 00:43:46.710 --> 00:43:48.169 It's a second chance. 1181 00:43:48.211 --> 00:43:49.963 You can always kill yourself later. 1182 00:43:50.005 --> 00:43:51.756 - Okay. Let's do it. 1183 00:43:51.798 --> 00:43:53.550 Let's fuck up some history, huh? 1184 00:43:53.591 --> 00:43:55.218 - That's the spirit. - Hmm. 1185 00:43:55.260 --> 00:43:56.720 [whirring] 1186 00:43:56.761 --> 00:43:57.971 And here I am. 1187 00:43:58.013 --> 00:44:00.223 24 hours in the past. 1188 00:44:00.265 --> 00:44:02.350 - Wow. 1189 00:44:02.392 --> 00:44:04.686 Wow. - Mm-hmm. 1190 00:44:04.728 --> 00:44:06.980 - You can go back to any point in the past, 1191 00:44:07.022 --> 00:44:09.149 and you chose yesterday? - Mm-hmm. 1192 00:44:09.190 --> 00:44:11.234 - You didn't wanna go somewhere more meaningful, like, 1193 00:44:11.276 --> 00:44:12.819 I don't know, like, to kill Hitler? 1194 00:44:12.861 --> 00:44:15.655 - Well, I did take out Smithson. 1195 00:44:15.697 --> 00:44:17.365 - Who? - Exactly. 1196 00:44:17.407 --> 00:44:18.867 And Gary, I mean-- and why yesterday? 1197 00:44:18.908 --> 00:44:20.452 I don't know; I mean, technically speaking, 1198 00:44:20.493 --> 00:44:22.203 it was actually June's fault. She chose it. 1199 00:44:22.245 --> 00:44:24.039 And let me tell you, when I ended up 24 hours in the past, 1200 00:44:24.080 --> 00:44:24.998 I was like, "What the fuck, June?" 1201 00:44:25.040 --> 00:44:26.458 I mean, life is already shit. 1202 00:44:26.499 --> 00:44:28.335 I don't need a reminder of yesterday's shit, right? 1203 00:44:28.376 --> 00:44:30.462 I kind of preferred, like, nostalgic childhood shit, 1204 00:44:30.503 --> 00:44:32.464 that I could really like. But what are you gonna do? 1205 00:44:32.505 --> 00:44:34.883 So then I thought alcohol, and I stumbled into that bar, 1206 00:44:34.924 --> 00:44:36.551 and then I met you. 1207 00:44:36.593 --> 00:44:39.637 And everything changed. 1208 00:44:39.679 --> 00:44:42.015 - Right. And that was a year ago? 1209 00:44:42.057 --> 00:44:43.516 - Technically yesterday, but yes, 1210 00:44:43.558 --> 00:44:45.977 we've been doing this for an entire year-- 1211 00:44:46.019 --> 00:44:48.355 365 days to be exact. 1212 00:44:48.396 --> 00:44:51.858 In fact, it's, um-- 1213 00:44:51.900 --> 00:44:53.902 it's our anniversary, Gary. 1214 00:44:55.737 --> 00:44:56.863 - Hey. 1215 00:44:56.905 --> 00:44:58.406 Could I have the check, please? 1216 00:44:58.448 --> 00:45:00.867 - Happy anniversary. 1217 00:45:00.909 --> 00:45:02.535 Gary, thank you so much for dinner. 1218 00:45:02.577 --> 00:45:03.870 It was delicious. 1219 00:45:03.912 --> 00:45:05.497 So should we head out and find some dessert? 1220 00:45:05.538 --> 00:45:07.665 - Mm, I don't think so. 1221 00:45:07.707 --> 00:45:09.542 Are you for Gary? 1222 00:45:09.584 --> 00:45:11.086 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah. 1223 00:45:11.127 --> 00:45:12.879 Look, I actually have to be up kinda early, 1224 00:45:12.921 --> 00:45:14.964 and I need my rest. 1225 00:45:15.006 --> 00:45:17.050 But this was great. 1226 00:45:17.092 --> 00:45:19.177 - This never happened with old Gary. 1227 00:45:19.219 --> 00:45:20.970 I must have really done a number on you. 1228 00:45:21.012 --> 00:45:23.223 Wow. Changes I have made. 1229 00:45:23.264 --> 00:45:26.226 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Is that so? Hey. Hey. 1230 00:45:26.267 --> 00:45:27.811 - Oh, I thought you were-- - No, listen. 1231 00:45:27.852 --> 00:45:30.980 Look, not that I'm buying any of your bullshit, future girl, 1232 00:45:31.022 --> 00:45:33.149 but just out of curiosity, just 'cause I wanna know, 1233 00:45:33.191 --> 00:45:35.068 what exactly did you change about me 1234 00:45:35.110 --> 00:45:36.986 that was so fucking awful? - Oh, okay. 1235 00:45:37.028 --> 00:45:38.446 So we've spent a lot of time together, 1236 00:45:38.488 --> 00:45:40.407 and you've shared a lot with me, okay? 1237 00:45:40.448 --> 00:45:42.409 Like, I know all about your childhood, 1238 00:45:42.450 --> 00:45:44.953 your disappointments, the ups and downs, all the traumas. 1239 00:45:44.994 --> 00:45:46.413 And I've kind of, like, narrowed them down 1240 00:45:46.454 --> 00:45:48.540 to the moments that aided in your mental decline. 1241 00:45:48.581 --> 00:45:51.251 I call them the, "where things went wrong for Gary" moments. 1242 00:45:51.292 --> 00:45:52.794 - Oh, is that what you call them? 1243 00:45:52.836 --> 00:45:54.504 - Hey, dial down the sarcasm. 1244 00:45:54.546 --> 00:45:56.006 It's our fucking anniversary. 1245 00:45:56.047 --> 00:45:57.882 So anyway, I traveled back there and I fixed them. 1246 00:45:57.924 --> 00:45:59.092 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1247 00:45:59.134 --> 00:46:00.593 - Give me an example of one. - Fine. 1248 00:46:00.635 --> 00:46:01.886 [whirring] 1249 00:46:01.928 --> 00:46:03.722 [inquisitive music] 1250 00:46:03.763 --> 00:46:06.224 - Yes? - You're Gary, right? 1251 00:46:06.266 --> 00:46:07.726 - Mom! - [clears throat] 1252 00:46:07.767 --> 00:46:10.270 My name's Charlie and I just moved in across the street. 1253 00:46:10.311 --> 00:46:11.604 - Okay. 1254 00:46:11.646 --> 00:46:15.358 - May I interest you in a friendly game of catch? 1255 00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:17.027 - I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. 1256 00:46:17.068 --> 00:46:18.903 - Can I tell you a little secret? 1257 00:46:18.945 --> 00:46:21.197 I lost my son many years ago, 1258 00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:22.907 in a boating accident, actually, 1259 00:46:22.949 --> 00:46:24.784 and it makes me very, very, very sad 1260 00:46:24.826 --> 00:46:26.244 and I miss him so much. 1261 00:46:26.286 --> 00:46:27.746 It would truly mean the world to me 1262 00:46:27.787 --> 00:46:30.165 if you would humor an old man and play a friendly game 1263 00:46:30.206 --> 00:46:32.167 of catch out in the yard. 1264 00:46:32.208 --> 00:46:35.211 What do you say, sport? 1265 00:46:35.253 --> 00:46:36.254 - Okay. 1266 00:46:38.089 --> 00:46:39.007 - You should watch more wrestling. 1267 00:46:39.049 --> 00:46:41.051 The fake kind. 1268 00:46:41.092 --> 00:46:43.136 - It's not fake. - It's pretty fake, kid. 1269 00:46:43.178 --> 00:46:45.889 A lot of people are gonna say you're wrong, Gary. 1270 00:46:45.930 --> 00:46:47.349 Fuck them. 1271 00:46:47.390 --> 00:46:49.893 - Okay. 1272 00:46:49.934 --> 00:46:52.645 - Oh, God. Gary, no. 1273 00:46:52.687 --> 00:46:54.522 - My miming's good, right? 1274 00:46:54.564 --> 00:46:56.441 - Gary, no. Don't do that. 1275 00:46:56.483 --> 00:46:58.109 People don't like mimes. 1276 00:46:58.151 --> 00:46:59.611 Please don't do that again. 1277 00:46:59.652 --> 00:47:00.779 - Hey, wait. 1278 00:47:00.820 --> 00:47:02.155 Just wait a second. - What? 1279 00:47:02.197 --> 00:47:04.240 - You were Uncle Charlie? - It was I. 1280 00:47:04.282 --> 00:47:07.243 - You're so fucking crazy. That's fucking crazy. 1281 00:47:07.285 --> 00:47:08.370 - Why? 1282 00:47:08.411 --> 00:47:09.537 We just played a little catch, big deal. 1283 00:47:09.579 --> 00:47:11.122 - Sheila, I played catch with Uncle Charlie 1284 00:47:11.164 --> 00:47:13.166 every Sunday afternoon for, like, three years. 1285 00:47:13.208 --> 00:47:14.584 - I know. Gary, what can I say? 1286 00:47:14.626 --> 00:47:16.044 I'm very methodical. 1287 00:47:16.086 --> 00:47:17.379 I went back a bunch to make a difference in your life. 1288 00:47:17.420 --> 00:47:18.588 You're welcome. 1289 00:47:18.630 --> 00:47:20.048 - How do you not see how fucked up this is? 1290 00:47:20.090 --> 00:47:22.592 - What? - What? I loved that guy. 1291 00:47:22.634 --> 00:47:25.470 I fucking loved Uncle Charlie. 1292 00:47:25.512 --> 00:47:27.263 He was like my dad. 1293 00:47:27.305 --> 00:47:29.182 - I know. That is the whole point. 1294 00:47:29.224 --> 00:47:30.767 - No, it's not the point. 1295 00:47:30.809 --> 00:47:32.227 You can't just choose for people. 1296 00:47:32.268 --> 00:47:33.478 You can't just do that. 1297 00:47:33.520 --> 00:47:34.854 You can't just put a positive influence 1298 00:47:34.896 --> 00:47:36.648 and pawn 'em on someone and hope it all works out. 1299 00:47:36.690 --> 00:47:39.693 You can't fucking do that. That's not how life works. 1300 00:47:39.734 --> 00:47:40.944 What else did you change? 1301 00:47:40.985 --> 00:47:42.320 - [stammers] Well, just a couple things. 1302 00:47:42.362 --> 00:47:43.697 I just deleted a few people. 1303 00:47:43.738 --> 00:47:46.408 You know, like your middle school bully, Patrick, 1304 00:47:46.449 --> 00:47:49.494 and your math teacher, Mrs. Kaiser, and Amber, duh. 1305 00:47:49.536 --> 00:47:50.995 - Oh, my God! - But that's all. 1306 00:47:51.037 --> 00:47:52.956 That's all. That's all. - Well, that's all? That's all? 1307 00:47:52.997 --> 00:47:54.416 - Oh, actually no, there is one more thing. 1308 00:47:54.457 --> 00:47:57.252 [knock at door] 1309 00:47:57.293 --> 00:47:59.754 - Hey, kiddo, how's it going? I heard you ordered a pizza. 1310 00:47:59.796 --> 00:48:02.549 - Oh, I didn't order any. - Oh, my God, Tatiana? 1311 00:48:02.590 --> 00:48:04.551 I lost my virginity to her. - Uh, you're welcome. 1312 00:48:04.592 --> 00:48:07.012 - You're unbelievable. You're un-fucking-believable. 1313 00:48:07.053 --> 00:48:09.055 You're fucking psychotic. - Hey, that is not fair. 1314 00:48:09.097 --> 00:48:11.725 I've heard you talk about your pain over and over and over, 1315 00:48:11.766 --> 00:48:13.852 night after night after night, and it has broken my heart. 1316 00:48:13.893 --> 00:48:16.896 I have this unique ability to take your pain away. 1317 00:48:16.938 --> 00:48:18.106 - Oh, guess what? 1318 00:48:18.148 --> 00:48:19.274 It's not yours to take away, Sheila. 1319 00:48:19.315 --> 00:48:20.650 - It came from a good place, Gary. 1320 00:48:20.692 --> 00:48:21.860 - Yeah, and so did gender-reveal parties. 1321 00:48:21.901 --> 00:48:22.819 - You know what? I don't need your 1322 00:48:22.861 --> 00:48:24.279 fucking attitude right now. 1323 00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:25.488 I'm just gonna go back and I'm gonna tweak a few things 1324 00:48:25.530 --> 00:48:26.990 and fix this so this didn't happen. 1325 00:48:27.032 --> 00:48:28.241 - Oh, well, go ahead. 1326 00:48:28.283 --> 00:48:29.409 Go do whatever you want. 'Cause guess what? 1327 00:48:29.451 --> 00:48:30.785 I'll still never wanna be with you. 1328 00:48:30.827 --> 00:48:32.328 - No, not true. I will reset you. 1329 00:48:32.370 --> 00:48:33.496 You'll remember nothing. Easy. 1330 00:48:33.538 --> 00:48:34.664 - Yeah. I will remember, actually. 1331 00:48:34.706 --> 00:48:36.791 - No, you won't remember. - Yeah. I will. 1332 00:48:36.833 --> 00:48:38.710 - Really? A Sharpie, Gary? 1333 00:48:38.752 --> 00:48:41.296 You are so dumb. - Yeah. Sheila sucks balls. 1334 00:48:41.338 --> 00:48:42.505 - You can't even spell. 1335 00:48:42.547 --> 00:48:44.174 That's not going to be there tomorrow. 1336 00:48:44.215 --> 00:48:46.176 Do you understand? - Fine, yeah. Maybe it won't. 1337 00:48:46.217 --> 00:48:47.927 Maybe I won't remember this conversation. 1338 00:48:47.969 --> 00:48:49.179 Maybe I won't remember this night. 1339 00:48:49.220 --> 00:48:50.472 Maybe I won't remember those two ladies. 1340 00:48:50.513 --> 00:48:52.432 But I will remember this feeling. 1341 00:48:52.474 --> 00:48:54.267 - Gary, I've done this hundreds of times, 1342 00:48:54.309 --> 00:48:56.269 and you never remember. - Oh, yeah? 1343 00:48:56.311 --> 00:48:58.146 Were all of our dates this shitty? 1344 00:48:58.188 --> 00:49:00.106 - Actually no. You used to fucking love them. 1345 00:49:00.148 --> 00:49:01.608 - Oh, I used to fucking love them. 1346 00:49:01.649 --> 00:49:03.610 I wonder what happened. Uh, I don't know. [stammers] 1347 00:49:03.651 --> 00:49:05.695 Do you realize you can't erase everything? 1348 00:49:05.737 --> 00:49:08.448 - No, it's because relationships need work, Gary. 1349 00:49:08.490 --> 00:49:10.867 We just have to work on it. That's all. 1350 00:49:10.909 --> 00:49:12.952 - Well, maybe, just maybe, you try to make things better, 1351 00:49:12.994 --> 00:49:14.120 but you actually make them worse. 1352 00:49:14.162 --> 00:49:15.955 And maybe some shit sticks. 1353 00:49:15.997 --> 00:49:17.165 - No, that's not how this works. 1354 00:49:17.207 --> 00:49:18.291 No, Gary, I will prove you wrong. 1355 00:49:18.333 --> 00:49:20.085 I will fucking prove you wrong. 1356 00:49:20.126 --> 00:49:23.171 - Good luck! - [screams] 1357 00:49:23.213 --> 00:49:25.382 - Personally, I think that he should feel touched 1358 00:49:25.423 --> 00:49:27.509 that somebody cares so deeply 1359 00:49:27.550 --> 00:49:32.055 to take away all the pain of his life. 1360 00:49:32.097 --> 00:49:36.810 - Oh, that is a really romantic gesture. 1361 00:49:36.851 --> 00:49:40.438 [upbeat music playing in reverse] 1362 00:49:40.480 --> 00:49:41.981 - Ooh. - No, it's okay. 1363 00:49:42.023 --> 00:49:45.652 Shh, shh. No, no. It's fine. Shh. Please understand. 1364 00:49:45.694 --> 00:49:46.736 - [screaming] 1365 00:49:46.778 --> 00:49:49.364 - [screams] 1366 00:49:49.406 --> 00:49:51.991 - Gary. Here's your sexy pizza, Gary. 1367 00:49:52.033 --> 00:49:54.202 Yeah. Okay. 1368 00:49:54.244 --> 00:49:56.371 - Damn it. Wait. 1369 00:49:56.413 --> 00:49:58.289 And then the karate instructor, 1370 00:49:58.331 --> 00:49:59.249 he did not put up a fight at all. 1371 00:49:59.290 --> 00:50:00.375 It was very surprising. 1372 00:50:00.417 --> 00:50:01.710 But then I came over to get you. 1373 00:50:01.751 --> 00:50:03.837 Little, cute Tatiana, she doesn't deserve that, 1374 00:50:03.878 --> 00:50:05.005 I couldn't do it. 1375 00:50:05.046 --> 00:50:07.424 So you know, that's why we're here. 1376 00:50:07.465 --> 00:50:09.384 - Hmm. 1377 00:50:09.426 --> 00:50:11.011 - Hello? 1378 00:50:11.052 --> 00:50:13.013 - Oh, maybe next year, Gary. 1379 00:50:13.054 --> 00:50:14.556 Shut the door. 1380 00:50:14.597 --> 00:50:15.557 Come on. 1381 00:50:17.892 --> 00:50:19.561 Cute kid. 1382 00:50:19.602 --> 00:50:20.979 - He will be. 1383 00:50:21.021 --> 00:50:23.606 [machine buzzing] 1384 00:50:26.067 --> 00:50:29.195 Ugh. June. Ah. 1385 00:50:29.237 --> 00:50:31.322 I did it. Yeah, I did it. 1386 00:50:31.364 --> 00:50:34.784 Or I undid it, rather. Oh. 1387 00:50:34.826 --> 00:50:36.327 [laughs] Oh. 1388 00:50:36.369 --> 00:50:39.873 Now me and Gary can go back to the way things used to be. 1389 00:50:39.914 --> 00:50:41.750 [laughs] - Okay. 1390 00:50:41.791 --> 00:50:43.376 - Mm-hmm. "Okay," what? 1391 00:50:43.418 --> 00:50:44.836 - In all the times that you've done this, 1392 00:50:44.878 --> 00:50:46.963 have things ever gone back to the way they used to be? 1393 00:50:47.005 --> 00:50:49.716 - Oh, God, you know, you sound like evil Gary. 1394 00:50:49.758 --> 00:50:50.967 RIP. 1395 00:50:51.009 --> 00:50:53.136 Probably is covered in black marker by now, 1396 00:50:53.178 --> 00:50:55.638 whining, "Oh, I have residual feelings. 1397 00:50:55.680 --> 00:50:58.016 And when will they ever go away?" 1398 00:50:58.058 --> 00:51:00.101 Shit sticks my ass. 1399 00:51:00.143 --> 00:51:02.354 - Well, some shit does stick. 1400 00:51:02.395 --> 00:51:04.939 - Come on, no. No. That is not fair. 1401 00:51:04.981 --> 00:51:06.274 That is not what we talked about. 1402 00:51:06.316 --> 00:51:09.486 Where's the fucking manual for this thing? 1403 00:51:09.527 --> 00:51:10.987 - Sheila, in the 300-plus times 1404 00:51:11.029 --> 00:51:12.155 that you've come into this shop, 1405 00:51:12.197 --> 00:51:13.698 have you ever once thought to ask about me? 1406 00:51:13.740 --> 00:51:14.991 About my life? 1407 00:51:15.033 --> 00:51:16.493 - No. 1408 00:51:16.534 --> 00:51:18.244 I've been very self-involved, and I am not proud of it. 1409 00:51:18.286 --> 00:51:21.581 - Okay. Well, my parents wanted a boy. 1410 00:51:21.623 --> 00:51:24.459 They wanted a boy so badly that when I was born, 1411 00:51:24.501 --> 00:51:26.127 they called me a mistake. 1412 00:51:26.169 --> 00:51:27.754 And then they treated me like a mistake. 1413 00:51:27.796 --> 00:51:29.422 - Oh, my God. 1414 00:51:29.464 --> 00:51:31.883 June, that's terrible. I'm so sorry. 1415 00:51:31.925 --> 00:51:34.260 - Yeah, so when I was old enough to fend for myself, 1416 00:51:34.302 --> 00:51:36.971 I murdered both of them. 1417 00:51:37.013 --> 00:51:38.932 - What? Really? 1418 00:51:38.973 --> 00:51:40.392 - No, not really, Sheila. 1419 00:51:40.433 --> 00:51:42.143 But I did move to Bed-Stuy 1420 00:51:42.185 --> 00:51:43.311 with a woman who is now my wife, 1421 00:51:43.353 --> 00:51:45.105 so in many ways, I did murder them. 1422 00:51:45.146 --> 00:51:46.481 - Oh, wow, you know, I gotta tell you, 1423 00:51:46.523 --> 00:51:48.108 it sounds like you handled that shit like a champ. 1424 00:51:48.149 --> 00:51:50.276 But hello, spoiler alert. 1425 00:51:50.318 --> 00:51:51.444 I have a time machine. 1426 00:51:51.486 --> 00:51:53.071 I could go back, talk to your parents, 1427 00:51:53.113 --> 00:51:54.280 remind them what a treasure you are. 1428 00:51:54.322 --> 00:51:55.448 They'll love you from the start. 1429 00:51:55.490 --> 00:51:58.118 And bam, trauma eliminated. 1430 00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:00.704 - Don't fuck with my trauma, Sheila. 1431 00:52:00.745 --> 00:52:02.372 If I didn't have these occasional moments 1432 00:52:02.414 --> 00:52:04.749 of complete and total worthlessness, 1433 00:52:04.791 --> 00:52:08.211 I wouldn't have this sparkling sense of humor. 1434 00:52:08.253 --> 00:52:10.630 - Okay. Wow. Cool. It's good for you. 1435 00:52:10.672 --> 00:52:12.465 But you know, for me, I have realized 1436 00:52:12.507 --> 00:52:16.011 that I can undo anything. 1437 00:52:16.052 --> 00:52:17.095 - No, you can't. - Yes, I can. 1438 00:52:17.137 --> 00:52:18.304 - No, you can't. 1439 00:52:18.346 --> 00:52:20.306 Sometimes, people cut you, 1440 00:52:20.348 --> 00:52:21.683 and they leave an imprint on you 1441 00:52:21.725 --> 00:52:23.393 that's like a gash on your soul. 1442 00:52:23.435 --> 00:52:25.979 You just live with it, and you can't actually undo that. 1443 00:52:26.021 --> 00:52:29.482 If you erase the pain, you erase the person. 1444 00:52:29.524 --> 00:52:32.694 Do you get it, Sheila? 1445 00:52:32.736 --> 00:52:34.362 - No. 1446 00:52:34.404 --> 00:52:35.655 I mean, yes. 1447 00:52:35.697 --> 00:52:38.283 I'm just not gonna apply it to my situation. 1448 00:52:38.324 --> 00:52:39.367 - Why? 1449 00:52:39.409 --> 00:52:41.661 - Because I don't know, June. 1450 00:52:41.703 --> 00:52:43.246 People apply other people's lessons to their lives 1451 00:52:43.288 --> 00:52:44.831 all the time very willy-nilly. 1452 00:52:44.873 --> 00:52:47.083 And before you know it, bam, Smithson's president. 1453 00:52:47.125 --> 00:52:48.752 Okay? It doesn't matter. 1454 00:52:48.793 --> 00:52:51.504 Listen, I have a date with my favorite guy 1455 00:52:51.546 --> 00:52:54.174 in the whole world, old Gary. All right? 1456 00:52:54.215 --> 00:52:56.885 And this time, I am gonna make it work. 1457 00:52:58.887 --> 00:52:59.888 Hmm. 1458 00:53:09.022 --> 00:53:09.939 Bye. 1459 00:53:11.900 --> 00:53:14.444 [machine whirring] [tires screeching] 1460 00:53:16.780 --> 00:53:18.281 [Missy Elliott's "The Rain" (Supa Dupa Fly)"] 1461 00:53:18.323 --> 00:53:22.035 - * I can't stand the rain * 1462 00:53:22.077 --> 00:53:24.204 * Against my window * 1463 00:53:24.245 --> 00:53:27.290 [soft electronic music] 1464 00:53:27.332 --> 00:53:30.585 * Bringing back sweet memories * 1465 00:53:30.627 --> 00:53:32.420 * Hey, window pane * 1466 00:53:32.462 --> 00:53:34.089 [upbeat music] 1467 00:53:34.130 --> 00:53:36.049 * Do you remember * 1468 00:53:36.091 --> 00:53:38.843 * * 1469 00:53:38.885 --> 00:53:41.388 * How sweet it used to be? * 1470 00:53:41.429 --> 00:53:45.392 * * 1471 00:53:45.433 --> 00:53:49.354 * When we were together * 1472 00:53:49.396 --> 00:53:51.106 * * 1473 00:53:51.147 --> 00:53:53.983 * Everything was so grand * 1474 00:53:54.025 --> 00:53:56.027 - Keeper comes out-- 1475 00:53:56.069 --> 00:53:59.906 [cheers and applause] 1476 00:54:01.616 --> 00:54:04.452 [rock music playing indistinctly] 1477 00:54:04.494 --> 00:54:11.626 * * 1478 00:54:20.135 --> 00:54:22.262 - Hi. 1479 00:54:22.303 --> 00:54:24.305 - Oh. Hello. 1480 00:54:27.475 --> 00:54:29.144 - I'm Sheila. 1481 00:54:29.185 --> 00:54:31.813 - I'm Gary. 1482 00:54:31.855 --> 00:54:32.814 - Ah. 1483 00:54:34.816 --> 00:54:37.444 It's a fine coaster set up you got going on there. 1484 00:54:37.485 --> 00:54:39.446 - [chuckles] Oh, it's embarrassing. 1485 00:54:39.487 --> 00:54:43.116 Yeah, I'm a little fucked in the head, so. 1486 00:54:43.158 --> 00:54:46.202 - Oh, me too. 1487 00:54:46.244 --> 00:54:47.912 - It's nice not to be alone. 1488 00:54:50.290 --> 00:54:51.458 Um. 1489 00:54:53.960 --> 00:54:55.962 I don't exactly know how to say this, 1490 00:54:56.004 --> 00:55:00.425 but I'm having, like, this really weird 1491 00:55:00.467 --> 00:55:02.552 déjà vu feeling, 1492 00:55:02.594 --> 00:55:07.432 and it's--it's really sad. 1493 00:55:11.895 --> 00:55:14.189 - Um. 1494 00:55:14.230 --> 00:55:18.109 Well, I should probably then-- I should just tell you 1495 00:55:18.151 --> 00:55:21.363 that I'm a time traveler 1496 00:55:21.404 --> 00:55:22.989 from the future, 1497 00:55:23.031 --> 00:55:26.159 so I knew everything you were gonna say before you said it. 1498 00:55:26.201 --> 00:55:27.369 - Okay. 1499 00:55:29.871 --> 00:55:33.375 And you'll know that I'm gonna ask-- 1500 00:55:33.416 --> 00:55:34.918 - To dinner? 1501 00:55:34.959 --> 00:55:37.420 Would you like to have dinner with the time traveler? 1502 00:55:39.464 --> 00:55:40.882 - Absolutely. 1503 00:55:40.924 --> 00:55:42.008 - Yeah? 1504 00:55:42.050 --> 00:55:43.218 - Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. 1505 00:55:43.259 --> 00:55:45.595 - Let's go have dinner. - Okay. All right. 1506 00:55:45.637 --> 00:55:49.182 [soft music] 1507 00:55:49.224 --> 00:55:52.852 - Anyway, my dad was a traveling alcoholic. 1508 00:55:52.894 --> 00:55:56.189 Traveled from bar to bar to bar until he eventually died. 1509 00:55:56.231 --> 00:55:57.565 Can you imagine? 1510 00:55:57.607 --> 00:55:59.567 Can you imagine, like, a different bar 1511 00:55:59.609 --> 00:56:01.111 every single night over and over again 1512 00:56:01.152 --> 00:56:02.862 until you're dead? 1513 00:56:05.532 --> 00:56:08.785 That is so sad. 1514 00:56:08.827 --> 00:56:10.203 There's so many options. - Yeah. 1515 00:56:10.245 --> 00:56:11.746 It's a real "Sophie's choice," huh? 1516 00:56:11.788 --> 00:56:14.332 - Ted F. on TripAdvisor raves, five stars. 1517 00:56:14.374 --> 00:56:17.919 "If you haven't eaten here, your life is garbage." 1518 00:56:17.961 --> 00:56:24.926 * * 1519 00:56:26.761 --> 00:56:30.056 [inaudible speaking] 1520 00:57:11.056 --> 00:57:12.932 - You like it? - Yeah. Hold on, hold on. 1521 00:57:23.401 --> 00:57:24.402 - Yeah. 1522 00:57:24.444 --> 00:57:31.576 * * 1523 00:58:52.949 --> 00:58:55.910 - You know, it's getting a little late. 1524 00:58:55.952 --> 00:58:58.538 [sighs] That's maybe my top three least favorite 1525 00:58:58.580 --> 00:59:00.832 Gary sayings of all time. 1526 00:59:00.874 --> 00:59:03.585 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 1527 00:59:03.626 --> 00:59:05.670 - Sheila, look, I really like you a lot, 1528 00:59:05.712 --> 00:59:10.550 but I think you could drop the whole time travel thing now. 1529 00:59:10.592 --> 00:59:13.303 It was funny at first, but now it's kind of, like, enough. 1530 00:59:13.345 --> 00:59:15.096 - Gary, everything I've told you is true. 1531 00:59:17.307 --> 00:59:18.600 - Okay. 1532 00:59:18.641 --> 00:59:22.228 Um, look, you know, I really don't wanna believe 1533 00:59:22.270 --> 00:59:25.106 what you're saying, but every time I do, I-- 1534 00:59:25.148 --> 00:59:28.276 I get, like, a weird feeling in my stomach. 1535 00:59:28.318 --> 00:59:30.904 - Yeah. That's the magic between us. 1536 00:59:33.281 --> 00:59:34.282 - No. 1537 00:59:36.826 --> 00:59:42.040 It's--I feel like I'm stuck, like-- 1538 00:59:42.082 --> 00:59:44.793 like something's, like, off. - Off. 1539 00:59:44.834 --> 00:59:47.837 both: It doesn't doesn't feel real. 1540 00:59:47.879 --> 00:59:49.255 You can stop, Sheila. 1541 00:59:49.297 --> 00:59:50.298 Stop. 1542 00:59:50.340 --> 00:59:51.633 Seriously, stop. 1543 00:59:57.013 --> 00:59:59.683 - Tomorrow can't be that bad. 1544 00:59:59.724 --> 01:00:01.976 - Yes, it can. Of course, it can. 1545 01:00:02.018 --> 01:00:03.311 I mean, what if the time machine, you know, 1546 01:00:03.353 --> 01:00:06.439 what if it stopped working or it, like, disappears? 1547 01:00:06.481 --> 01:00:08.316 And you change your mind, you'll never see me again. 1548 01:00:08.358 --> 01:00:10.110 And I don't see it? - The time machine? 1549 01:00:10.151 --> 01:00:11.444 - Yes, the time machine. - The time machine? 1550 01:00:11.486 --> 01:00:12.821 You can't fucking freeze time. 1551 01:00:12.862 --> 01:00:14.948 - Yes, I can and I have! 1552 01:00:28.003 --> 01:00:31.965 - Look, tonight has been 1553 01:00:32.007 --> 01:00:36.219 the fucking weirdest night of my life, okay? 1554 01:00:36.261 --> 01:00:39.806 Sometimes, I think you're the greatest person I've ever met. 1555 01:00:39.848 --> 01:00:42.267 And then there's sometimes, 1556 01:00:42.308 --> 01:00:44.978 I wanna push you in front of a fucking train. 1557 01:00:45.020 --> 01:00:47.522 You know, and I didn't really know why 1558 01:00:47.564 --> 01:00:49.566 I felt that way until now. 1559 01:00:49.607 --> 01:00:52.193 It's because this is sick. 1560 01:00:52.235 --> 01:00:54.362 Okay? And you need to let me go. 1561 01:00:55.697 --> 01:00:57.657 - No. - Yes. 1562 01:00:57.699 --> 01:00:59.492 - No. - Yes. 1563 01:00:59.534 --> 01:01:01.327 - No. - Please. 1564 01:01:01.369 --> 01:01:03.079 - I can't. I'm so sorry. 1565 01:01:03.121 --> 01:01:05.165 I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. 1566 01:01:05.206 --> 01:01:07.500 I'm sorry. I can't. - Okay. Okay, you know what? 1567 01:01:07.542 --> 01:01:10.003 Maybe I go back in time 1568 01:01:10.045 --> 01:01:11.379 and I stop you... - What? 1569 01:01:11.421 --> 01:01:12.881 - From ever becoming obsessed with this night 1570 01:01:12.922 --> 01:01:14.007 in the first place. - No. 1571 01:01:14.049 --> 01:01:15.216 No, no, no, no. You can't do that. 1572 01:01:15.258 --> 01:01:16.509 You can't do that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1573 01:01:16.551 --> 01:01:17.844 Yeah. Maybe I will. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1574 01:01:17.886 --> 01:01:19.179 - Maybe I might. Maybe I might. 1575 01:01:19.220 --> 01:01:20.430 Maybe I'll go back to, I know where it is now, 1576 01:01:20.472 --> 01:01:21.598 it's at the nail salon, right? 1577 01:01:21.639 --> 01:01:23.433 Maybe I pay our old friend, is it June? 1578 01:01:23.475 --> 01:01:25.435 I'd pay her a visit. - No, you wouldn't do that. 1579 01:01:25.477 --> 01:01:27.020 No, no, no. You can't do that. 1580 01:01:27.062 --> 01:01:29.397 - Look, I don't know what fuck the is going on, 1581 01:01:29.439 --> 01:01:32.525 but I do know that I can't--I can't do this. 1582 01:01:32.567 --> 01:01:35.987 This is not--this is not right. 1583 01:01:36.029 --> 01:01:38.531 I'm really sorry, Sheila. 1584 01:01:38.573 --> 01:01:40.450 Yeah, I'm really sorry. 1585 01:01:43.745 --> 01:01:46.539 - You don't understand. 1586 01:01:46.581 --> 01:01:47.916 You saved me. 1587 01:01:50.877 --> 01:01:54.547 This whole night saved me. 1588 01:01:54.589 --> 01:01:56.758 I'm so scared. 1589 01:01:58.301 --> 01:01:59.511 Gary, it could be the only thing 1590 01:01:59.552 --> 01:02:01.846 that ever makes me happy. 1591 01:02:03.807 --> 01:02:05.350 Do you understand that? 1592 01:02:17.404 --> 01:02:20.657 - Okay, fine. 1593 01:02:20.699 --> 01:02:22.033 - What? 1594 01:02:22.075 --> 01:02:24.661 - Fine, we'll-- 1595 01:02:24.703 --> 01:02:26.454 we'll try it your way. 1596 01:02:26.496 --> 01:02:30.291 - What do you mean? What do you mean? 1597 01:02:30.333 --> 01:02:32.085 - Let's just, uh, 1598 01:02:32.127 --> 01:02:34.087 let's just try again tomorrow. 1599 01:02:36.589 --> 01:02:39.259 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1600 01:02:39.300 --> 01:02:44.431 Who knows? Maybe tomorrow we get it right? 1601 01:02:44.472 --> 01:02:49.436 So I'll see you tomorrow. 1602 01:02:49.477 --> 01:02:51.229 - I'll see you tomorrow. 1603 01:03:13.668 --> 01:03:16.796 [suspenseful music] 1604 01:03:16.838 --> 01:03:23.970 * * 1605 01:03:44.491 --> 01:03:46.284 - Good evening. You must be Gary. 1606 01:03:46.326 --> 01:03:49.913 - Jesus Christ, does everybody know my name? 1607 01:03:49.954 --> 01:03:51.456 Oh. - What can I do for you, Gary? 1608 01:03:51.498 --> 01:03:54.918 You want a midnight pedicure? - No. Um. 1609 01:03:54.959 --> 01:03:56.461 [sighs] I'm not exactly sure how to say this. 1610 01:03:56.503 --> 01:03:59.422 Are you June by chance? - Huh? 1611 01:03:59.464 --> 01:04:02.884 - 'Cause, uh, I'm here about Sheila. 1612 01:04:02.926 --> 01:04:05.428 - Who? - [clears throat] 1613 01:04:05.470 --> 01:04:07.347 - Sheila, the time-traveling lady. 1614 01:04:07.389 --> 01:04:08.765 - Sheila... 1615 01:04:08.807 --> 01:04:10.934 - She told me that she comes here, goes back in time. 1616 01:04:10.975 --> 01:04:13.436 Ah, fuck. Was she fucking with me? 1617 01:04:13.478 --> 01:04:15.772 She was fucking with me, wasn't she? 1618 01:04:15.814 --> 01:04:17.399 Yeah, why would I believe that? 1619 01:04:17.440 --> 01:04:18.942 Every time a hot girl... [mutters indistinctly] 1620 01:04:18.983 --> 01:04:20.819 - Relax, Gary. 1621 01:04:20.860 --> 01:04:24.197 - What? - I know who Sheila is. 1622 01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:25.657 You probably wanna see the time machine. 1623 01:04:25.699 --> 01:04:27.367 - Yes, I wanna fucking go see the time machine, yes. 1624 01:04:27.409 --> 01:04:28.827 - Okay. 1625 01:04:28.868 --> 01:04:31.204 - I wanna prevent this night from ever happening. 1626 01:04:33.748 --> 01:04:35.333 This? 1627 01:04:35.375 --> 01:04:37.335 This is the source of all my problems? 1628 01:04:37.377 --> 01:04:38.795 - Yeah. 1629 01:04:38.837 --> 01:04:41.047 But sounds like you had a pretty sweet night last night. 1630 01:04:41.089 --> 01:04:43.800 - Yeah, over and over and over again, 1631 01:04:43.842 --> 01:04:45.260 like I'm in some sort of fucked-up 1632 01:04:45.301 --> 01:04:46.886 permanent purgatory hell. 1633 01:04:46.928 --> 01:04:48.555 - So like love? 1634 01:04:48.596 --> 01:04:50.098 - No, not at all. 1635 01:04:50.140 --> 01:04:51.683 She keeps making me do the same thing. 1636 01:04:51.725 --> 01:04:54.185 And what's weird about it is, I like her. 1637 01:04:54.227 --> 01:04:56.104 - Oh, so like a relationship? 1638 01:04:56.146 --> 01:04:58.398 - No, not like a relationship at all. 1639 01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:01.443 I get emotionally involved and then somehow get hurt, 1640 01:05:01.484 --> 01:05:03.486 and I don't even know how many times she's done it. 1641 01:05:03.528 --> 01:05:05.071 - So like love? 1642 01:05:05.113 --> 01:05:09.075 - No, 'cause love is-- love is real. 1643 01:05:09.117 --> 01:05:11.161 This is not. This is very fake. 1644 01:05:11.202 --> 01:05:15.165 This is orchestrated. This is inorganic. 1645 01:05:15.206 --> 01:05:17.208 - You ever had an organic banana? 1646 01:05:17.250 --> 01:05:18.877 It tastes just like a regular banana. 1647 01:05:18.918 --> 01:05:20.712 - Okay. What? 1648 01:05:20.754 --> 01:05:23.340 I don't know what that means, but can we do this please? 1649 01:05:23.381 --> 01:05:24.799 - Do you know where you're going? 1650 01:05:24.841 --> 01:05:28.303 - Yeah, I am going back in time to where it all started. 1651 01:05:28.345 --> 01:05:31.556 Wait, which is when? When would that be? 1652 01:05:31.598 --> 01:05:33.808 - Um, 1999? - All right. Cool. 1653 01:05:33.850 --> 01:05:35.935 Wait, that doesn't sound right. Wait, June. 1654 01:05:35.977 --> 01:05:37.437 Wait, I'm a little claustrophobic. 1655 01:05:37.479 --> 01:05:40.815 June. Oh, no. June, I gotta piss. 1656 01:05:40.857 --> 01:05:42.484 Can I piss back in the future? 1657 01:05:49.574 --> 01:05:52.202 600, Apartment 1K. 1658 01:05:56.039 --> 01:05:57.624 Here we fucking go. 1659 01:06:02.003 --> 01:06:04.297 - Yeah? 1660 01:06:04.339 --> 01:06:06.758 - Hey. - Come on in. You're late. 1661 01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:09.552 - What? - Gary? 1662 01:06:09.594 --> 01:06:11.096 - Yeah. 1663 01:06:11.137 --> 01:06:14.099 Oh, she's too young. I came back too far. 1664 01:06:14.140 --> 01:06:16.059 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I gotta go. 1665 01:06:16.101 --> 01:06:18.395 - All right, you weirdo. TV's right there. 1666 01:06:18.436 --> 01:06:20.188 - T-- 1667 01:06:20.230 --> 01:06:24.776 oh, right, the TV. 1668 01:06:24.818 --> 01:06:26.653 - Awesome. 1669 01:06:26.695 --> 01:06:29.739 Sheila, don't you bother this man while he's working. 1670 01:06:29.781 --> 01:06:31.366 Mommy's gotta get pretty. 1671 01:06:31.408 --> 01:06:35.578 - Oh, I'm supposed to come back to when you're like 16 or 17 1672 01:06:35.620 --> 01:06:37.330 so I can, you know, catch you when you were 1673 01:06:37.372 --> 01:06:39.374 developing your crazy and maybe help you out, 1674 01:06:39.416 --> 01:06:40.667 but you're way too young, 1675 01:06:40.709 --> 01:06:42.669 and now I have to yell at a little kid 1676 01:06:42.711 --> 01:06:43.837 and traumatize people. 1677 01:06:43.878 --> 01:06:44.921 Fuck. 1678 01:06:44.963 --> 01:06:46.881 - And watch out for my daughter. 1679 01:06:46.923 --> 01:06:48.758 She can be quite dramatic. 1680 01:06:50.552 --> 01:06:54.723 She got that from her father, obviously. 1681 01:06:54.764 --> 01:06:58.268 - That doesn't-- that's not gonna work 1682 01:06:58.309 --> 01:06:59.644 no matter how hard you-- - Hey, guy! 1683 01:06:59.686 --> 01:07:01.896 [hair dryer whirring] What's going out there? 1684 01:07:01.938 --> 01:07:04.733 Honey, [indistinct]. 1685 01:07:08.153 --> 01:07:10.071 - Please. - Nobody wants to hear it. 1686 01:07:10.113 --> 01:07:11.322 - You're a little girl. 1687 01:07:11.364 --> 01:07:13.408 - Sheila, where did you put Mommy's eyeliner? 1688 01:07:13.450 --> 01:07:15.410 - [crying] - Hey. 1689 01:07:15.452 --> 01:07:16.786 - Hey. 1690 01:07:16.828 --> 01:07:18.413 Hey, please don't cry. 1691 01:07:18.455 --> 01:07:21.374 - Sheila, for the love of God. 1692 01:07:21.416 --> 01:07:25.712 Sheila, quit making all that noise! 1693 01:07:25.754 --> 01:07:28.131 Sheila! 1694 01:07:28.173 --> 01:07:31.801 - Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1695 01:07:31.843 --> 01:07:37.057 - [crying] - Hey, hey, hey. 1696 01:07:37.098 --> 01:07:38.350 It's okay. 1697 01:07:38.391 --> 01:07:40.894 Hey, can you repeat after me? 1698 01:07:40.935 --> 01:07:42.812 Okay? It's okay. 1699 01:07:42.854 --> 01:07:44.397 - It's okay. 1700 01:07:44.439 --> 01:07:47.025 - For things to be messy sometimes. 1701 01:07:47.067 --> 01:07:49.235 - For things to be messy sometimes. 1702 01:07:49.277 --> 01:07:52.280 - Okay. It's okay. 1703 01:07:52.322 --> 01:07:55.784 [gentle music] 1704 01:07:55.825 --> 01:07:56.826 It's okay. 1705 01:08:00.872 --> 01:08:02.499 It's okay, it's okay. 1706 01:08:02.540 --> 01:08:05.001 It's always gonna be okay. 1707 01:08:05.043 --> 01:08:07.003 I don't know how you did it, but you got it in there. 1708 01:08:07.045 --> 01:08:09.130 - God damn it, I'm running late. 1709 01:08:09.172 --> 01:08:11.091 Is it fixed? 1710 01:08:11.132 --> 01:08:13.009 - Yeah. Working on it. 1711 01:08:13.051 --> 01:08:16.054 What is up with your mother? 1712 01:08:16.096 --> 01:08:17.764 She never stops. 1713 01:08:17.806 --> 01:08:19.140 Okay. 1714 01:08:19.182 --> 01:08:21.017 Did that make you feel a little better? 1715 01:08:21.059 --> 01:08:22.644 Mm-hmm? 1716 01:08:22.686 --> 01:08:29.609 * * 1717 01:08:38.618 --> 01:08:42.122 - June. Hi. 1718 01:08:42.163 --> 01:08:44.082 Hey, I just wanted to come thank you 1719 01:08:44.124 --> 01:08:46.918 for the last few months, or years. 1720 01:08:46.960 --> 01:08:49.504 I don't know how long it's been, but, um, 1721 01:08:49.546 --> 01:08:53.466 I've been thinking a lot about giving up control, 1722 01:08:53.508 --> 01:08:56.261 you know, and I realize that that's just not me. 1723 01:08:56.302 --> 01:08:58.304 I can't do that. 1724 01:08:58.346 --> 01:09:02.809 So this is me saying thank you, and goodbye. 1725 01:09:02.851 --> 01:09:06.021 That's a good color. That's my favorite color. 1726 01:09:06.062 --> 01:09:07.272 That's a good one. 1727 01:09:07.313 --> 01:09:14.446 * * 1728 01:09:16.197 --> 01:09:17.741 Sorry, just one more thing. 1729 01:09:17.782 --> 01:09:21.828 June, you would've made a great man, 1730 01:09:21.870 --> 01:09:26.958 but you make an even better woman. 1731 01:09:27.000 --> 01:09:29.711 And I just want you to know 1732 01:09:29.753 --> 01:09:32.213 that it has been an honor to know you 1733 01:09:32.255 --> 01:09:37.719 and all your perfect, perfect weirdness. 1734 01:09:37.761 --> 01:09:39.179 You are perfect. 1735 01:09:39.220 --> 01:09:40.764 And you are not a mistake. 1736 01:09:45.727 --> 01:09:46.936 Goodbye. 1737 01:09:46.978 --> 01:09:53.902 * * 1738 01:09:55.362 --> 01:09:57.489 [machine whirring] 1739 01:09:58.698 --> 01:10:01.368 - Hey, June, I think I fixed everything. 1740 01:10:01.409 --> 01:10:02.744 I think I fixed her. 1741 01:10:02.786 --> 01:10:05.246 It turns out she just had, like, a, you know, 1742 01:10:05.288 --> 01:10:06.873 crappy '80s mom. 1743 01:10:06.915 --> 01:10:08.208 - Um, yeah. 1744 01:10:08.249 --> 01:10:09.584 I don't think you fixed her. 1745 01:10:09.626 --> 01:10:11.169 You did just miss her, though. 1746 01:10:11.211 --> 01:10:12.295 And she didn't sound so good, 1747 01:10:12.337 --> 01:10:16.383 so you should probably go after her. 1748 01:10:16.424 --> 01:10:18.927 - Your time machine sucks. It's so confusing. 1749 01:10:18.968 --> 01:10:21.888 [apprehensive music] 1750 01:10:21.930 --> 01:10:28.895 * * 1751 01:10:30.980 --> 01:10:32.524 - Hi. - Huh? 1752 01:10:36.319 --> 01:10:39.114 - Here. 1753 01:10:39.155 --> 01:10:42.826 Here's my gym card, SuperLotto. 1754 01:10:42.867 --> 01:10:44.119 I hope you win. 1755 01:10:44.160 --> 01:10:47.455 Just take that too. 1756 01:10:47.497 --> 01:10:49.082 Good luck to you. 1757 01:10:49.124 --> 01:10:55.714 * * 1758 01:11:17.694 --> 01:11:19.988 - Hey. 1759 01:11:20.030 --> 01:11:21.448 Hey, wait! 1760 01:11:21.489 --> 01:11:23.908 Wait! Sheila, wait. 1761 01:11:23.950 --> 01:11:25.785 - Gary, what are you doing here? 1762 01:11:25.827 --> 01:11:27.287 - Please, just wait. - Go home. 1763 01:11:27.328 --> 01:11:28.621 What are you doing? Stop. 1764 01:11:28.663 --> 01:11:30.123 - Hey. Hey. - Gary. Gary. 1765 01:11:30.165 --> 01:11:31.332 - Hey, look at me. 1766 01:11:31.374 --> 01:11:32.709 Hey. 1767 01:11:32.751 --> 01:11:34.419 It's okay for things to be messy sometimes. 1768 01:11:34.461 --> 01:11:37.464 Okay? Remember? 1769 01:11:37.505 --> 01:11:38.715 - Yes, that's very nice. 1770 01:11:38.757 --> 01:11:40.216 That doesn't work on me anymore. 1771 01:11:40.258 --> 01:11:42.635 Like everything in my life, it has lost all meaning, 1772 01:11:42.677 --> 01:11:45.388 and I would just really like for today to be-- 1773 01:11:45.430 --> 01:11:47.390 - Hey, relax. 1774 01:11:47.432 --> 01:11:49.309 Relax. Relax. 1775 01:11:49.351 --> 01:11:50.894 We'll just wait for tomorrow. 1776 01:11:50.935 --> 01:11:53.688 We will wait. It's almost tomorrow. 1777 01:11:53.730 --> 01:11:55.815 - Gary, fuck tomorrow. - Don't you fucking say that. 1778 01:11:55.857 --> 01:11:57.650 - Oh, my God. - Sheila, come on. 1779 01:11:57.692 --> 01:12:00.320 - There is not a future that I want to be part of. 1780 01:12:00.362 --> 01:12:01.988 Please understand that, okay? 1781 01:12:02.030 --> 01:12:03.656 This world is such a fucked up place, 1782 01:12:03.698 --> 01:12:07.410 and I had, like, a thousand chances to make today okay, 1783 01:12:07.452 --> 01:12:09.496 and I fucked every single one of them up, 1784 01:12:09.537 --> 01:12:11.498 and I don't want that to happen tomorrow. 1785 01:12:11.539 --> 01:12:13.416 So why am I gonna stay for tomorrow? 1786 01:12:13.458 --> 01:12:14.959 Please go home. 1787 01:12:15.001 --> 01:12:16.920 Please go home and just live your life 1788 01:12:16.961 --> 01:12:20.632 and let me end mine the way I would like to. 1789 01:12:20.674 --> 01:12:22.759 - Not a chance. Not a chance. - Oh, my God, Gary. 1790 01:12:22.801 --> 01:12:24.052 - No. - Go home. 1791 01:12:24.094 --> 01:12:25.512 - I'm not going anywhere. 1792 01:12:25.553 --> 01:12:28.181 - Go home! - I'm not going anywhere! 1793 01:12:28.223 --> 01:12:30.392 I'll stay here all night. 1794 01:12:30.433 --> 01:12:32.394 I don't give a fuck. 1795 01:12:57.252 --> 01:13:01.297 - You cannot stand here for the rest of your life, okay? 1796 01:13:01.339 --> 01:13:04.968 Eventually, you have to go take a piss or order a sandwich. 1797 01:13:05.010 --> 01:13:07.554 And I'm still gonna jump off this bridge. 1798 01:13:07.595 --> 01:13:11.057 So please get the fuck out of my face. 1799 01:13:12.267 --> 01:13:17.355 - What if I told you that I saw the future? 1800 01:13:17.397 --> 01:13:19.190 - This isn't a game anymore, Gary. 1801 01:13:19.232 --> 01:13:20.442 This isn't funny anymore. Stop. 1802 01:13:20.483 --> 01:13:21.735 - I'm not joking. I saw the future. 1803 01:13:21.776 --> 01:13:24.863 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did. 1804 01:13:24.904 --> 01:13:27.032 June figured out how to send it to the future. 1805 01:13:27.073 --> 01:13:30.702 She just switched the knob to the F button. 1806 01:13:30.744 --> 01:13:33.288 Look, the point is, is that I saw it, 1807 01:13:33.329 --> 01:13:34.998 and it's fucking great. 1808 01:13:35.040 --> 01:13:36.791 - Okay, now I know you're lying. 1809 01:13:36.833 --> 01:13:38.960 - All right. Maybe it's not great, okay? 1810 01:13:39.002 --> 01:13:42.589 Maybe it's a little messy, but who the fuck cares? 1811 01:13:42.630 --> 01:13:44.758 It's a mess worth being around for. 1812 01:13:44.799 --> 01:13:46.593 - Gary, if you saw the future, 1813 01:13:46.634 --> 01:13:48.094 you would know that I'm not in it. 1814 01:13:48.136 --> 01:13:50.472 - That's the thing. You are in it. 1815 01:13:50.513 --> 01:13:52.140 - No, I'm not. - And guess what? 1816 01:13:52.182 --> 01:13:54.142 You're not jumping off of this bridge. 1817 01:13:54.184 --> 01:13:59.606 - Gary, I promise you I am jumping off this bridge. 1818 01:13:59.647 --> 01:14:01.733 - No, you aren't! - Yes, I am! 1819 01:14:01.775 --> 01:14:03.777 - You're actually gonna go to the other side. 1820 01:14:03.818 --> 01:14:06.529 Haven't you ever wondered what's on the other side? 1821 01:14:06.571 --> 01:14:09.574 It's fucking right there. 1822 01:14:09.616 --> 01:14:11.159 - What's on the other side? 1823 01:14:15.914 --> 01:14:17.874 You haven't seen the future. 1824 01:14:23.171 --> 01:14:25.465 - You want me to prove it to you? 1825 01:14:25.507 --> 01:14:26.883 - You can't. 1826 01:14:33.556 --> 01:14:35.016 - I can give you proof. 1827 01:14:41.606 --> 01:14:43.983 - Bye, Gary. 1828 01:14:44.025 --> 01:14:45.235 - Nope. 1829 01:14:45.276 --> 01:14:47.362 I'll see you on the other side, Sheila. 1830 01:14:47.404 --> 01:14:50.323 [somber music] 1831 01:14:50.365 --> 01:14:57.539 * * 1832 01:16:56.324 --> 01:16:59.452 [Damien Jurado's "The Shape of a Storm"] 1833 01:16:59.494 --> 01:17:02.372 [soft acoustic guitar music] 1834 01:17:02.414 --> 01:17:04.624 * * 1835 01:17:04.666 --> 01:17:06.835 - * If I showed up * 1836 01:17:06.876 --> 01:17:08.712 * * 1837 01:17:08.753 --> 01:17:12.382 * In the shape of a storm * 1838 01:17:12.424 --> 01:17:17.137 * * 1839 01:17:17.178 --> 01:17:20.724 * Would you recognize me? * 1840 01:17:20.765 --> 01:17:22.892 * * 1841 01:17:22.934 --> 01:17:25.812 * Strange as it seems * 1842 01:17:25.854 --> 01:17:28.773 * I have known you before * 1843 01:17:28.815 --> 01:17:34.029 * * 1844 01:17:34.070 --> 01:17:37.741 * But it was not our time yet * 1845 01:17:37.782 --> 01:17:39.993 * * 1846 01:17:40.035 --> 01:17:44.039 * If I go sailing * 1847 01:17:44.080 --> 01:17:46.499 * Into the unknown * 1848 01:17:46.541 --> 01:17:48.877 * * 1849 01:17:48.918 --> 01:17:52.922 * What are my chances * 1850 01:17:52.964 --> 01:17:56.176 * Of ever reaching your shore? * 1851 01:17:56.217 --> 01:17:58.178 * * 1852 01:17:58.219 --> 01:18:01.222 - So where do you live? - I live right there. 1853 01:18:01.264 --> 01:18:03.350 - Right, I knew that because I saw your future. 1854 01:18:03.391 --> 01:18:06.770 - Future. 1855 01:18:06.811 --> 01:18:09.022 - Yeah. 1856 01:18:09.064 --> 01:18:12.650 I, uh, I gotta ask you something. 1857 01:18:12.692 --> 01:18:14.486 - What? 1858 01:18:14.527 --> 01:18:18.573 - Since you've been traveling over and over 1859 01:18:18.615 --> 01:18:20.825 and over again, have we ever, on one of these times, 1860 01:18:20.867 --> 01:18:22.369 ever, you know? 1861 01:18:22.410 --> 01:18:27.540 - Gary, come on. It's only been one night. 1862 01:18:27.582 --> 01:18:29.209 - But did we, though? 1863 01:18:29.250 --> 01:18:30.877 - Gary, you're kind of smothering me. 1864 01:18:30.919 --> 01:18:32.962 - Oh, come on. 1865 01:18:33.004 --> 01:18:35.799 [both speaking indistinctly] 1866 01:18:35.840 --> 01:18:38.843 [Biig Piig's "Feels Right"] 1867 01:18:38.885 --> 01:18:43.890 - * Outside, my guy is tryna find a little spare time * 1868 01:18:43.932 --> 01:18:46.226 * Unwind with me a little * 1869 01:18:46.267 --> 01:18:48.853 * I've got red wine, no lie * 1870 01:18:48.895 --> 01:18:51.147 * And since there's two of us * 1871 01:18:51.189 --> 01:18:53.983 [soft up-tempo music] 1872 01:18:54.025 --> 01:18:57.153 * Let's put the tunes on up loud * 1873 01:18:57.195 --> 01:19:01.032 * I wanna see what you make me do and how * 1874 01:19:01.074 --> 01:19:03.660 * I know you think it may be too soon * 1875 01:19:03.702 --> 01:19:06.830 * Come around and show me what you've got * 1876 01:19:06.871 --> 01:19:09.207 * * 1877 01:19:09.249 --> 01:19:11.584 * I heard you wanna be * 1878 01:19:11.626 --> 01:19:14.963 * In the driver's seat, so keep up * 1879 01:19:15.005 --> 01:19:17.257 * * 1880 01:19:17.298 --> 01:19:21.761 * And do you promise me that you'll honor me? * 1881 01:19:21.803 --> 01:19:24.931 * Don't give up * 1882 01:19:24.973 --> 01:19:27.267 * 'Cause it feels right * 1883 01:19:27.308 --> 01:19:29.269 * And if I follow you * 1884 01:19:29.310 --> 01:19:33.106 * I know that I should hesitate * 1885 01:19:33.148 --> 01:19:34.983 * But it feels right * 1886 01:19:35.025 --> 01:19:38.820 * And just the thought of you gives me the taste * 1887 01:19:38.862 --> 01:19:40.989 * I know I'll crave * 1888 01:19:41.031 --> 01:19:43.033 * But it feels right * 1889 01:19:43.074 --> 01:19:44.993 * And if I follow you * 1890 01:19:45.035 --> 01:19:48.913 * I know that I should hesitate * 1891 01:19:48.955 --> 01:19:50.999 * But it feels right * 1892 01:19:51.041 --> 01:19:52.959 * And just the thought of you * 1893 01:19:53.001 --> 01:19:54.669 * Gives me the taste... * 1894 01:19:54.711 --> 01:19:56.004 both: Cheers, mate. 1895 01:19:56.046 --> 01:19:58.882 - Wow, it's a real "Sophie's Choice" out here. 1896 01:19:58.923 --> 01:20:00.342 - Can I get the chicken korma, please? 1897 01:20:00.383 --> 01:20:03.303 It's really, really good. And two glasses of the cab. 1898 01:20:03.345 --> 01:20:04.804 Do you wanna order, too, Gary? 1899 01:20:04.846 --> 01:20:07.057 - What? - Are you gonna order? 1900 01:20:07.098 --> 01:20:08.933 - Caramel, cinnamon, and regret drizzled 1901 01:20:08.975 --> 01:20:12.771 on top of breast milk-flavored ice cream and fresh cut grass. 1902 01:20:12.812 --> 01:20:15.523 - Mmm. - The cones are inedible. 1903 01:20:15.565 --> 01:20:16.691 Don't eat them. 1904 01:20:16.733 --> 01:20:17.734 - Oh! - I'm sorry. Oh. 1905 01:20:17.776 --> 01:20:18.943 - Oh, it's okay. - Oh, no. 1906 01:20:18.985 --> 01:20:21.321 - Bye, Gary. I'll see you tomorrow. 1907 01:20:21.363 --> 01:20:23.490 - Thirsty? - Yeah. I wanna hit that, Phil. 1908 01:20:23.531 --> 01:20:25.867 I wanna hit that real hard. Happy? 1909 01:20:25.909 --> 01:20:26.951 - What can I get you? 1910 01:20:26.993 --> 01:20:28.078 both: Old fashioned. 1911 01:20:28.119 --> 01:20:30.997 - How adorable. 1912 01:20:31.039 --> 01:20:33.124 - I'm Sheila. - Hi, Sheila. I'm Gary. 1913 01:20:33.166 --> 01:20:34.584 - We have old-timey names. 1914 01:20:34.626 --> 01:20:35.877 - We do. - Mm-hmm. 1915 01:20:35.919 --> 01:20:38.797 - Locally sourced Sour Patch Kids roughly shaved 1916 01:20:38.838 --> 01:20:44.344 onto a bed of whimsical romaine lettuce-flavored gelato. 1917 01:20:44.386 --> 01:20:45.345 - All right. 1918 01:20:45.387 --> 01:20:48.223 - Two. 1919 01:20:48.264 --> 01:20:49.849 - Wow. 1920 01:20:49.891 --> 01:20:53.728 * * 1921 01:20:53.770 --> 01:20:55.689 It's kind of peaceful to just-- 1922 01:20:55.730 --> 01:20:57.857 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1923 01:20:57.899 --> 01:20:59.859 Great job, sir. 1924 01:20:59.901 --> 01:21:01.403 - Cheers to you. - To you. 1925 01:21:01.444 --> 01:21:03.279 And put money in your hat. - Mm-hmm. 1926 01:21:03.321 --> 01:21:05.573 [both shriek] - Oh, fucking Jesus Christ! 1927 01:21:05.615 --> 01:21:09.869 What made you wanna go back, like, in time? 1928 01:21:09.911 --> 01:21:12.163 - Vacation. - Hmm. 1929 01:21:12.205 --> 01:21:18.128 You went on vacation so you could hang with me? 1930 01:21:18.169 --> 01:21:20.672 - Well, I just kinda popped into this bar, 1931 01:21:20.714 --> 01:21:23.758 and you were the only one not watching sports on TV. 1932 01:21:23.800 --> 01:21:25.176 - Ah. - Yeah. 1933 01:21:25.218 --> 01:21:27.721 Not really a sports fan? - No. 1934 01:21:27.762 --> 01:21:29.556 both: Rare breed. 1935 01:21:29.597 --> 01:21:31.599 - Emulsified donuts and forgotten 1936 01:21:31.641 --> 01:21:34.728 birthday cake pieces drizzled on top of a black void 1937 01:21:34.769 --> 01:21:36.396 with vanilla swirls. 1938 01:21:36.438 --> 01:21:38.940 - Did you know I was married once? 1939 01:21:38.982 --> 01:21:40.442 - Get out of here. Just once? - Uh-huh. 1940 01:21:40.483 --> 01:21:44.112 It was just once, but it was five very long years. 1941 01:21:44.154 --> 01:21:46.823 - Oh, I'm sorry. What made you wanna get out? 1942 01:21:46.865 --> 01:21:48.324 - Aw. You're very sweet. 1943 01:21:48.366 --> 01:21:49.909 He wanted to get out. He left me. 1944 01:21:49.951 --> 01:21:51.077 - Why? 1945 01:21:51.119 --> 01:21:53.455 Who is--who would ever leave you? 1946 01:21:53.496 --> 01:21:56.541 Well, I'm in a similar situation. 1947 01:21:56.583 --> 01:21:59.252 I just got out of a pretty long year relationship 1948 01:21:59.294 --> 01:22:00.920 with a girl named Amber. 1949 01:22:00.962 --> 01:22:01.921 - For fuck's sake, Gary, nothing good 1950 01:22:01.963 --> 01:22:04.257 comes from a girl named Amber. 1951 01:22:04.299 --> 01:22:06.760 both: Old fashioned. 1952 01:22:06.801 --> 01:22:08.720 - How adorable. 1953 01:22:08.762 --> 01:22:12.098 - Okay, two old fashioneds, and you can fuck off, Phil. 1954 01:22:12.140 --> 01:22:13.475 - Wait, what? - Oh, nothing. 1955 01:22:13.516 --> 01:22:16.978 - Organic red velvet pieces crushed into a bed 1956 01:22:17.020 --> 01:22:19.064 of lost feelings, hopes, and dreams 1957 01:22:19.105 --> 01:22:21.316 drizzled with tears. 1958 01:22:21.358 --> 01:22:22.901 - Mmm. 1959 01:22:22.942 --> 01:22:24.861 [patrons cheering] 1960 01:22:24.903 --> 01:22:26.279 Yeah, feeling real thirsty, 1961 01:22:26.321 --> 01:22:27.781 but not for your side commentary. 1962 01:22:27.822 --> 01:22:31.159 I'm pretty quenched on that account, okay? 1963 01:22:31.201 --> 01:22:34.788 - So I gotta ask, you know John Connor? 1964 01:22:34.829 --> 01:22:36.164 "The Terminator". 1965 01:22:36.206 --> 01:22:37.624 He's from the future. 1966 01:22:37.665 --> 01:22:40.251 You know, Michael Biehn was in that movie, 1967 01:22:40.293 --> 01:22:42.629 and--and then--and nothing. 1968 01:22:42.671 --> 01:22:44.673 - It's all just, like, a big joke to you, isn't it? 1969 01:22:44.714 --> 01:22:46.716 You just don't take any of this seriously. It's fine. 1970 01:22:46.758 --> 01:22:48.093 - I'm pretty neurotic. 1971 01:22:48.134 --> 01:22:49.761 I, like, develop these coping mechanisms, 1972 01:22:49.803 --> 01:22:51.137 you know, to keep myself sane. 1973 01:22:51.179 --> 01:22:52.263 I wasn't, like, murdering people. 1974 01:22:52.305 --> 01:22:53.890 - Oh, good. - You? 1975 01:22:53.932 --> 01:22:55.058 There's a lot of choices over there. 1976 01:22:55.100 --> 01:22:56.059 - There are. Ooh, let's go to this one. 1977 01:22:56.101 --> 01:22:57.560 Hi, Amit. 1978 01:22:57.602 --> 01:23:00.271 - So do you wanna tell me about the future? 1979 01:23:00.313 --> 01:23:01.523 - What's the point? You never believe me anyways. 1980 01:23:01.564 --> 01:23:03.775 - The point is, it's interesting. 1981 01:23:03.817 --> 01:23:05.068 - Mm. 1982 01:23:05.110 --> 01:23:06.778 - So I have a cat. 1983 01:23:06.820 --> 01:23:08.988 I'm allergic to them, so I had to get 1984 01:23:09.030 --> 01:23:11.574 one of those shaved ones. 1985 01:23:11.616 --> 01:23:13.868 both: Cheers, mate. - They're called a sphynx. 1986 01:23:13.910 --> 01:23:15.286 But it's weird. 1987 01:23:15.328 --> 01:23:17.455 If you put them up next to my grandfather, 1988 01:23:17.497 --> 01:23:19.416 you kinda can't tell the difference. 1989 01:23:23.128 --> 01:23:24.504 - You're not even gonna remember this, 1990 01:23:24.546 --> 01:23:28.383 and it just makes me so, so, so sad, Gary, you know? 1991 01:23:30.135 --> 01:23:32.053 The future is fucked. 1992 01:23:32.095 --> 01:23:34.681 Let's liven it up in here. This place sucks. 1993 01:23:34.723 --> 01:23:36.266 Hey, Susan. 1994 01:23:36.307 --> 01:23:37.434 Are you mad at me? - Mm-mm. 1995 01:23:37.475 --> 01:23:38.518 - Are you mad at me? - Mm-mm. 1996 01:23:38.560 --> 01:23:40.186 - I'm so sorry. - Mm-hmm. 1997 01:23:40.228 --> 01:23:42.522 - I am so sorry. - Mm-mm. 1998 01:23:42.564 --> 01:23:45.483 - I see years together--Amit, I'm trying to talk here. 1999 01:23:45.525 --> 01:23:47.819 What do you see, Gary? - Um. 2000 01:23:47.861 --> 01:23:50.363 - You don't see it-- you don't see it, Gary? 2001 01:23:50.405 --> 01:23:53.283 - No, I see it. Two little kids. 2002 01:23:53.324 --> 01:23:54.701 No, it's fine. Two kids and a dog and-- 2003 01:23:54.743 --> 01:23:57.704 - Oh, my God, Gary. No, you're just saying that. 2004 01:23:57.746 --> 01:23:59.039 - It's okay. 2005 01:23:59.080 --> 01:24:00.707 - [wailing] 2006 01:24:00.749 --> 01:24:02.751 Gary! 2007 01:24:02.792 --> 01:24:04.502 - I guess what I'm trying to say is, 2008 01:24:04.544 --> 01:24:06.379 I haven't done this in a long time, 2009 01:24:06.421 --> 01:24:09.049 and I'm having a lot of fun, so. 2010 01:24:09.090 --> 01:24:11.551 - [laughs] It's okay, I get you. 2011 01:24:11.593 --> 01:24:13.887 Lucky for you, my mouth speaks before my brain 2012 01:24:13.928 --> 01:24:16.056 tells it to, so no guesswork. 2013 01:24:16.097 --> 01:24:19.309 - I know. I really like that. 2014 01:24:19.351 --> 01:24:21.353 - [laughs] You like it now, 2015 01:24:21.394 --> 01:24:24.230 but give it a while, you might get tired of it. 2016 01:24:24.272 --> 01:24:27.609 - No, I won't. 2017 01:24:31.863 --> 01:24:34.783 [soft romantic music] 2018 01:24:34.824 --> 01:24:41.790 * *