WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:02.066 --> 00:00:02.500 This program is rated G 3 00:00:04.233 --> 00:00:07.300 and is suitable for general audiences. 4 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:43.967 --> 00:00:46.100 Henry? 6 00:00:47.633 --> 00:00:49.266 Henry! 7 00:00:50.533 --> 00:00:52.266 Hey, Dad, have you seen Henry? 8 00:00:52.400 --> 00:00:53.767 I'm here! 9 00:00:53.900 --> 00:00:55.767 I'm getting the pigweed out of the ground, 10 00:00:55.900 --> 00:00:56.734 like you said! 11 00:00:56.867 --> 00:00:59.100 You're pulling up the root, too, right? 12 00:00:59.233 --> 00:01:01.000 Yeah, I'm getting the roots. What am I, six? 13 00:01:01.133 --> 00:01:02.667 Good! Now go grab me 14 00:01:02.800 --> 00:01:04.600 that big jar of pennies from the kitchen, okay? 15 00:01:07.533 --> 00:01:09.533 And wipe your muddy feet! 16 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:20.166 He wiped his feet! 17 00:01:29.433 --> 00:01:31.100 Okay, I want you to take these pennies 18 00:01:31.233 --> 00:01:33.166 and line them up... just like this. 19 00:01:33.300 --> 00:01:34.567 - All right? - 'Kay. 20 00:01:34.700 --> 00:01:36.633 We need to go all the way around the broccoli, 21 00:01:36.767 --> 00:01:39.500 the onions, the cabbages, and the tomatoes, okay? 22 00:01:39.633 --> 00:01:40.767 The whole thing? 23 00:01:40.900 --> 00:01:42.333 "The whole thing." 24 00:01:42.467 --> 00:01:44.800 You wanna know a secret? 25 00:01:44.934 --> 00:01:46.967 These are not vegetables... 26 00:01:47.100 --> 00:01:48.734 they're space pods. 27 00:01:48.867 --> 00:01:49.667 - What? - Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:49.800 --> 00:01:50.734 Please. 29 00:01:50.867 --> 00:01:52.567 The tiny astronauts 30 00:01:52.700 --> 00:01:54.000 that colonized this area, 31 00:01:54.133 --> 00:01:55.133 they built them. 32 00:01:55.266 --> 00:01:56.500 But now... 33 00:01:56.633 --> 00:02:01.166 their colony is under attack by these hideous space monsters-- 34 00:02:01.300 --> 00:02:02.400 Ugh. 35 00:02:02.533 --> 00:02:04.400 - Ew. - So... 36 00:02:04.533 --> 00:02:07.633 the only way for you to save the day 37 00:02:07.767 --> 00:02:11.166 is to take these... microelectron converters 38 00:02:11.300 --> 00:02:14.667 and form a force-field all the way around the colony. 39 00:02:14.800 --> 00:02:17.734 Give me a break. 40 00:02:17.867 --> 00:02:20.567 Actually, if you want to know the truth, 41 00:02:20.700 --> 00:02:23.800 the chemicals in slugs react to the copper in pennies, 42 00:02:23.934 --> 00:02:25.000 and it keeps them away. 43 00:02:25.133 --> 00:02:27.300 Do I look like a child to you? 44 00:02:27.433 --> 00:02:29.400 Well, I guess not. 45 00:02:36.266 --> 00:02:37.500 Hey. 46 00:02:37.633 --> 00:02:39.066 Dinner's in the pressure cooker. 47 00:02:39.200 --> 00:02:40.133 20 minutes, all right? 48 00:02:40.266 --> 00:02:41.567 Okay. 49 00:02:41.700 --> 00:02:44.166 He's done with the Space Invaders, 50 00:02:44.300 --> 00:02:46.166 and went on to the pterodactyls. 51 00:02:46.300 --> 00:02:47.233 Pterodactyls? 52 00:02:48.367 --> 00:02:49.333 Chicken coop. 53 00:02:49.467 --> 00:02:51.633 Oh. Right. 54 00:02:51.767 --> 00:02:54.800 I don't remember you being this quick to grow up. 55 00:02:54.934 --> 00:02:56.834 Sign of the times. 56 00:02:56.967 --> 00:02:58.834 What's this? You need some help? 57 00:02:58.967 --> 00:03:00.300 Fresh Rite order. 58 00:03:00.433 --> 00:03:01.367 Nope, I'm done. 59 00:03:01.500 --> 00:03:02.767 All right, I'm gonna wash up. 60 00:03:02.900 --> 00:03:04.667 Sounds good. 61 00:03:07.533 --> 00:03:09.567 No need to shove, ladies. 62 00:03:25.934 --> 00:03:26.867 Whoa! 63 00:03:30.734 --> 00:03:32.100 Please... 64 00:03:33.934 --> 00:03:35.200 I'm unarmed. 65 00:03:35.333 --> 00:03:36.367 Are you a robber? 66 00:03:36.500 --> 00:03:38.300 No. 67 00:03:38.433 --> 00:03:40.867 I assure you, I'm a man of honor. 68 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:42.533 Mom! 69 00:03:46.333 --> 00:03:48.300 Mom! 70 00:03:52.834 --> 00:03:53.767 Henry. 71 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:55.467 Oh, sorry. 72 00:03:55.600 --> 00:03:56.367 Mom? 73 00:03:56.500 --> 00:03:57.867 - Yeah? - You know how we're supposed 74 00:03:58.000 --> 00:03:58.734 to keep critters out of the barn? 75 00:03:58.867 --> 00:03:59.600 Yes. 76 00:03:59.734 --> 00:04:02.333 But what if the critter's a man? 77 00:04:02.467 --> 00:04:03.767 There's a guy eating turnips in the barn. 78 00:04:03.900 --> 00:04:05.033 I think he's homeless. 79 00:04:05.166 --> 00:04:06.834 What? 80 00:04:06.967 --> 00:04:08.467 He said he's not a bad guy. 81 00:04:08.600 --> 00:04:09.700 You spoke to him? 82 00:04:09.834 --> 00:04:10.700 Only a little. 83 00:04:10.834 --> 00:04:12.867 Oh. Dad! 84 00:04:23.767 --> 00:04:25.633 Who's in here? I've got a gun! 85 00:04:25.767 --> 00:04:26.834 No, please. I yield! 86 00:04:33.767 --> 00:04:36.100 How did you do that? Are you a witch? 87 00:04:36.233 --> 00:04:37.967 She was, last Halloween. 88 00:04:38.100 --> 00:04:39.934 Henry! I told you to stay inside. 89 00:04:40.066 --> 00:04:42.600 Please do not shoot me, witch. 90 00:04:42.734 --> 00:04:44.467 Keep calling me that. Give me a reason. 91 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.600 What are you doing in my barn? 92 00:04:46.734 --> 00:04:49.033 I'm sorry. I... seem to have confused things. 93 00:04:49.166 --> 00:04:50.533 I've hit my head. 94 00:04:50.667 --> 00:04:52.133 Was that before or after you robbed a costume shop? 95 00:04:53.900 --> 00:04:55.500 I wonder, may I speak with your husband? 96 00:04:55.633 --> 00:04:57.266 - No, you can't. - He's gone. 97 00:04:57.400 --> 00:04:58.266 - Henry. - Oh. 98 00:04:58.400 --> 00:04:59.700 My condolences. 99 00:04:59.834 --> 00:05:00.667 Keep 'em. 100 00:05:00.800 --> 00:05:02.266 Oh, you're a spinster! 101 00:05:02.400 --> 00:05:04.166 Forced to wear pants and look mannish, 102 00:05:04.300 --> 00:05:05.233 to protect your family? 103 00:05:05.367 --> 00:05:06.367 Okay, now you're pushing it. 104 00:05:06.500 --> 00:05:08.500 I pray you are not offended? 105 00:05:08.633 --> 00:05:10.400 Do not come any closer! 106 00:05:10.533 --> 00:05:12.500 I am not a spinster and I am offended. 107 00:05:12.633 --> 00:05:13.567 Go get Grandpa. Go! 108 00:05:13.700 --> 00:05:14.934 And leave you here alone? 109 00:05:15.066 --> 00:05:16.166 Henry, now! 110 00:05:16.300 --> 00:05:17.367 You live with your father? 111 00:05:17.500 --> 00:05:18.500 My mistake. 112 00:05:18.633 --> 00:05:20.533 Do not move any closer. 113 00:05:20.667 --> 00:05:22.266 Dad! 114 00:05:22.400 --> 00:05:24.767 Stay right there. Don't move. 115 00:05:28.166 --> 00:05:29.033 Honest mistake. 116 00:05:29.166 --> 00:05:30.700 You have pants on. 117 00:05:33.667 --> 00:05:35.033 Dad? 118 00:05:35.166 --> 00:05:36.033 Didn't you hear me? 119 00:05:36.166 --> 00:05:37.233 Hear what? 120 00:05:37.367 --> 00:05:39.266 I was calling you. Dinner's ready. 121 00:05:39.400 --> 00:05:40.900 There's a homeless guy in the barn. 122 00:05:41.033 --> 00:05:41.767 What? 123 00:05:41.900 --> 00:05:42.834 Why didn't you tell me? 124 00:05:42.967 --> 00:05:45.500 He seems a little off. I think he hit his head. 125 00:05:45.633 --> 00:05:46.700 Is that gun loaded? 126 00:05:46.834 --> 00:05:47.867 No, I didn't have time. 127 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:49.200 But I think he's harmless. 128 00:05:49.333 --> 00:05:50.600 I think I need a first-aid kit. 129 00:05:52.300 --> 00:05:53.533 This is so cool. 130 00:05:53.667 --> 00:05:55.100 We'd better get Ted out here. 131 00:05:55.233 --> 00:05:56.233 Really? 132 00:05:56.367 --> 00:05:57.700 I think he's just lost and confused. 133 00:05:57.834 --> 00:05:59.900 And hungry! I mean, how hungry do you have to be 134 00:06:00.100 --> 00:06:02.033 to eat raw turnips? 135 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:08.767 Mm! This is quite possibly the best stew I have ever eaten. 136 00:06:08.900 --> 00:06:10.233 Seriously? 137 00:06:10.367 --> 00:06:12.667 The man clearly has a refined palate. 138 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:14.734 The man's probably got a name. 139 00:06:14.867 --> 00:06:16.000 Who are you? 140 00:06:17.367 --> 00:06:19.000 R... 141 00:06:20.200 --> 00:06:22.333 Rip... I believe. 142 00:06:23.533 --> 00:06:25.900 My Christian name is Richard... 143 00:06:26.033 --> 00:06:27.834 but everyone calls me Rip. 144 00:06:27.967 --> 00:06:29.367 Got a last name to go with that? 145 00:06:30.633 --> 00:06:33.633 It is... 146 00:06:33.767 --> 00:06:34.934 that's odd. 147 00:06:35.066 --> 00:06:36.467 Well, I'm Sarah, 148 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:39.100 and that is my father, Calvin, and Henry. 149 00:06:39.233 --> 00:06:40.233 You don't remember 150 00:06:40.367 --> 00:06:41.667 - your last name? - Henry. 151 00:06:41.800 --> 00:06:43.433 Strange. 152 00:06:43.567 --> 00:06:45.967 Since I woke, it's as if I'm in a fog. 153 00:06:46.100 --> 00:06:47.600 I just... 154 00:06:47.734 --> 00:06:50.066 I remember bits and pieces. 155 00:06:50.200 --> 00:06:52.000 I'm not sure from whence I have come 156 00:06:52.133 --> 00:06:53.200 or where I am going. 157 00:06:54.700 --> 00:06:56.934 The countryside... 158 00:06:57.066 --> 00:06:59.066 the landmarks, they all... 159 00:06:59.200 --> 00:07:01.033 seem familiar, yet... 160 00:07:01.166 --> 00:07:03.700 they're all sitting strangely. 161 00:07:03.834 --> 00:07:06.367 Well, where are you from, originally? 162 00:07:12.266 --> 00:07:13.200 Here. 163 00:07:15.633 --> 00:07:16.967 I would say here. 164 00:07:17.100 --> 00:07:18.500 Okay. 165 00:07:18.633 --> 00:07:19.867 Did you ever meet the Harrisons? 166 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:21.200 They had the next farm over. 167 00:07:21.333 --> 00:07:22.633 They sold it about... 168 00:07:22.767 --> 00:07:24.633 mm, a year before your mother passed, 169 00:07:24.767 --> 00:07:26.333 then those developers came 170 00:07:26.467 --> 00:07:28.800 and built all those ugly houses all over the property-- 171 00:07:30.100 --> 00:07:33.667 The Harrisons had a boy, would've been about his age. 172 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:34.967 He was in the service, if I recall. 173 00:07:35.100 --> 00:07:36.133 Were you in the military? 174 00:07:36.266 --> 00:07:37.800 Yes, ma'am. 175 00:07:37.934 --> 00:07:40.567 25th Infantry regiment. 176 00:07:40.700 --> 00:07:41.667 I remember, we-- 177 00:07:41.800 --> 00:07:44.133 we saw considerable skirmishes during the war. 178 00:07:44.266 --> 00:07:46.033 I served in the Navy, myself. 179 00:07:46.166 --> 00:07:47.000 Oh! 180 00:07:50.133 --> 00:07:52.300 Aw, that'll be Ted. 181 00:07:52.433 --> 00:07:53.333 Come on. 182 00:07:57.133 --> 00:07:58.500 What's going on? Everyone okay? 183 00:07:58.633 --> 00:08:00.467 Nothing to worry about. Everything's fine. 184 00:08:00.600 --> 00:08:03.700 Except we have a robber living in our barn now. 185 00:08:03.834 --> 00:08:04.767 You. In the house. Now. 186 00:08:04.900 --> 00:08:05.967 Fine! 187 00:08:06.100 --> 00:08:07.066 In the barn? 188 00:08:07.200 --> 00:08:09.467 Uh, j-- just wait a second. 189 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:11.367 Um, do you remember the Harrisons, 190 00:08:11.500 --> 00:08:12.367 who used to live down the road? 191 00:08:12.500 --> 00:08:13.266 Yeah. 192 00:08:13.400 --> 00:08:14.934 So Dad thinks he remembers 193 00:08:15.066 --> 00:08:17.533 maybe they had a son who was a veteran...? 194 00:08:17.667 --> 00:08:18.767 I don-- I don't know, 195 00:08:18.900 --> 00:08:21.066 but this could possibly be him. 196 00:08:21.200 --> 00:08:23.300 I mean, he may have PTSD, 197 00:08:23.433 --> 00:08:25.800 but I really don't think that he's-- 198 00:08:25.934 --> 00:08:28.567 I'm not dangerous, if that's your concern. 199 00:08:32.033 --> 00:08:34.533 You are from the local constabulary? 200 00:08:34.667 --> 00:08:36.100 The... the what? 201 00:08:36.233 --> 00:08:37.600 Oh, I'm... 202 00:08:37.734 --> 00:08:40.200 Deputy Ted Kohler with the... 203 00:08:40.333 --> 00:08:42.734 Doolittle County Sheriff's Department. 204 00:08:43.867 --> 00:08:46.467 We think Ted can help you figure out how you got here. 205 00:08:46.600 --> 00:08:49.266 You would like me to go with him? 206 00:08:49.400 --> 00:08:51.300 He has the resources to help you. 207 00:08:51.433 --> 00:08:52.367 Yeah. 208 00:08:52.500 --> 00:08:53.567 Whoa. Hey, hey, hey. 209 00:08:53.700 --> 00:08:55.900 Uh, Ted. That's not necessary. 210 00:08:56.033 --> 00:08:58.467 This is a strange carriage. 211 00:08:58.600 --> 00:09:01.000 You have... no horses? 212 00:09:01.133 --> 00:09:02.934 Horses? 213 00:09:03.066 --> 00:09:06.967 Oh, yeah, I got 380 of 'em right under the hood there. 214 00:09:07.100 --> 00:09:08.133 They must be tiny. 215 00:09:08.266 --> 00:09:09.433 Yeah, they're real small. 216 00:09:09.567 --> 00:09:11.500 Why don't you, uh, get in the back here, 217 00:09:11.633 --> 00:09:13.066 and we'll talk about it? 218 00:09:14.633 --> 00:09:15.800 And you, yeah, you want to watch your head 219 00:09:15.934 --> 00:09:17.834 as you get in there. 220 00:09:17.967 --> 00:09:19.300 Good. Nice. 221 00:09:20.500 --> 00:09:21.967 Yeah, you can-- you can just get in. 222 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:26.066 Good luck, Rip. 223 00:09:28.233 --> 00:09:31.000 Good job. Hey, watch your fingers, okay? 224 00:09:31.133 --> 00:09:32.500 "Rip"? 225 00:09:34.066 --> 00:09:35.834 Is he, uh, some kind of surfer or something? 226 00:09:35.967 --> 00:09:37.266 Sounds like you're jealous. 227 00:09:37.400 --> 00:09:38.200 Really? 228 00:09:38.333 --> 00:09:40.300 Why? Should I be? 229 00:09:40.433 --> 00:09:41.367 Yeah. It's been a whirlwind. 230 00:09:41.500 --> 00:09:43.700 We met an hour ago and we're already engaged. 231 00:09:43.834 --> 00:09:45.800 Is that right? 232 00:09:45.934 --> 00:09:47.133 Henry found him in the barn. 233 00:09:47.266 --> 00:09:48.500 He fell, he hit his head, 234 00:09:48.633 --> 00:09:50.300 I gave him an ice pack, 235 00:09:50.433 --> 00:09:53.433 but he doesn't seem to remember who he is or how he got here. 236 00:09:53.567 --> 00:09:56.633 Or what a car is. Yeah. 237 00:09:56.767 --> 00:09:58.800 Okay, well, I'll run him by the hospital 238 00:09:58.934 --> 00:10:01.467 after I fingerprint him and get him checked out. 239 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:02.500 Thank you. 240 00:10:02.633 --> 00:10:03.767 Oh, hey. 241 00:10:03.900 --> 00:10:05.033 Actually, while I'm here, 242 00:10:05.166 --> 00:10:06.100 I didn't-- I don't know if you heard, 243 00:10:06.233 --> 00:10:08.600 but there's a new restaurant out in New Haven. 244 00:10:08.734 --> 00:10:10.266 Everyone's raving about it 245 00:10:10.400 --> 00:10:11.500 and I was thinking.... 246 00:10:11.633 --> 00:10:13.467 You were thinking you'd leave a man with a concussion 247 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:14.834 in the back of your squad car 248 00:10:14.967 --> 00:10:16.600 while you make a date? 249 00:10:16.734 --> 00:10:18.800 Fair point, sir. 250 00:10:18.934 --> 00:10:20.700 I'll call you. Okay? 251 00:10:20.834 --> 00:10:22.000 All right. 252 00:10:23.800 --> 00:10:25.734 Your carriage makes strange sounds. 253 00:10:26.934 --> 00:10:27.767 Well, that's that. 254 00:10:27.900 --> 00:10:28.934 Yep. 255 00:10:29.066 --> 00:10:32.066 At least you didn't offer him the apple pie. Hmm? 256 00:10:56.567 --> 00:10:59.033 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy! 257 00:10:59.166 --> 00:11:00.934 Easy. 258 00:11:01.066 --> 00:11:02.667 - Easy. - What kind of place is this? 259 00:11:02.800 --> 00:11:04.433 Nothing to fear, it's just a hospital. 260 00:11:06.333 --> 00:11:07.767 They got those, where you're from? 261 00:11:07.900 --> 00:11:08.867 Yeah. 262 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:10.000 Nothing to be afraid of. 263 00:11:10.133 --> 00:11:11.000 D-Did you see that? 264 00:11:11.133 --> 00:11:13.600 I did. Yeah. 265 00:11:13.734 --> 00:11:15.934 I'm just gonna go speak with the Deputy for a minute. 266 00:11:16.066 --> 00:11:18.066 Are you gonna be okay in here? 267 00:11:19.300 --> 00:11:20.500 Okay. 268 00:11:20.633 --> 00:11:22.700 Dr. Bensen, please report to room 314. 269 00:11:22.834 --> 00:11:24.600 Dr. Bensen to room 314. 270 00:11:26.066 --> 00:11:28.700 So, there's no signs of concussion 271 00:11:28.834 --> 00:11:30.333 or any other head trauma, 272 00:11:30.467 --> 00:11:32.533 but he's definitely confused. 273 00:11:32.667 --> 00:11:34.767 I asked him the last time he'd last seen a dentist 274 00:11:34.900 --> 00:11:36.734 and he said he wanted to get his hair cut. 275 00:11:36.867 --> 00:11:39.266 Yeah. Sounds like our guy. 276 00:11:39.400 --> 00:11:41.000 Yeah, his fingerprints didn't register 277 00:11:41.133 --> 00:11:42.367 in any of our databases. 278 00:11:42.500 --> 00:11:43.834 Says his name's "Rip." 279 00:11:43.967 --> 00:11:44.767 - Hmm. - I don't know. 280 00:11:44.900 --> 00:11:46.000 That's normal. 281 00:11:46.133 --> 00:11:48.066 At this point, I guess we've got ourselves a John Doe. 282 00:11:49.200 --> 00:11:51.266 Okay, well, we are required to keep him overnight 283 00:11:51.400 --> 00:11:52.467 for observation, 284 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:54.600 but you'll let me know if you find out anything else? 285 00:11:54.734 --> 00:11:56.433 Will do. Thanks, Doc. 286 00:11:57.667 --> 00:11:58.567 Oh, dear. Now he's up. 287 00:11:58.700 --> 00:12:00.967 Hey! Uh-oh. 288 00:12:37.734 --> 00:12:39.934 Oh! 289 00:12:40.066 --> 00:12:42.100 Apologies, madam. 290 00:12:42.233 --> 00:12:43.667 I did not want to startle you, 291 00:12:43.800 --> 00:12:45.467 but I couldn't think of what I should say. 292 00:12:45.600 --> 00:12:49.400 Um... "hello" is always a good way to start. 293 00:12:49.533 --> 00:12:50.934 Yes, of course. 294 00:12:51.066 --> 00:12:51.834 - Yeah. - Hello. 295 00:12:51.967 --> 00:12:53.000 Hello. 296 00:12:53.133 --> 00:12:54.667 Are you all right? 297 00:12:54.800 --> 00:12:57.133 I stayed at your hospital last night. 298 00:12:58.367 --> 00:12:59.333 They told me should rest, 299 00:12:59.467 --> 00:13:00.800 but then a woman in a white uniform 300 00:13:00.934 --> 00:13:02.800 kept coming into my room every two hours 301 00:13:02.934 --> 00:13:05.667 and waking me up, asking me if I was sleeping. 302 00:13:05.800 --> 00:13:07.233 It was not restful. 303 00:13:07.367 --> 00:13:10.700 Yeah, um, hospitals are a little weird like that. 304 00:13:11.700 --> 00:13:14.033 So... here you are. 305 00:13:14.166 --> 00:13:15.200 Again. 306 00:13:15.333 --> 00:13:17.900 Yes, um... 307 00:13:18.033 --> 00:13:19.400 I had a question. 308 00:13:19.533 --> 00:13:20.600 So you came back. 309 00:13:22.033 --> 00:13:23.533 Hello. 310 00:13:23.667 --> 00:13:26.667 Apologies for the intrusion again. 311 00:13:26.800 --> 00:13:30.066 Actually, I wanted to ask if I could work off the meal 312 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:31.967 you so generously provided last night. 313 00:13:32.100 --> 00:13:33.967 Yeah, do you want to pull pigweed out of the fields? 314 00:13:34.100 --> 00:13:35.233 Henry! That's your job. 315 00:13:35.367 --> 00:13:36.700 But he wants to help. 316 00:13:36.834 --> 00:13:38.400 That is not necessary. 317 00:13:38.533 --> 00:13:40.000 Are you sure you're all right? 318 00:13:41.166 --> 00:13:43.834 The carriages and doors and lanterns 319 00:13:43.967 --> 00:13:45.333 all work by themselves. 320 00:13:45.467 --> 00:13:46.967 Am I dead? 321 00:13:47.100 --> 00:13:48.567 Is this Heaven? 322 00:13:48.700 --> 00:13:52.367 If this were Heaven, I'm not so sure he'd be here. 323 00:13:52.500 --> 00:13:56.133 I am a lucky man to have a funny daughter. 324 00:13:56.266 --> 00:13:57.834 Are we gonna talk all day 325 00:13:57.967 --> 00:13:59.567 or do you wanna pull some weeds? 326 00:13:59.700 --> 00:14:00.867 Henry. Go finish your morning chores 327 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:02.533 before the bus gets here. 328 00:14:02.667 --> 00:14:04.433 Thank you. 329 00:14:07.333 --> 00:14:09.467 I think I have something you could help with. 330 00:14:09.600 --> 00:14:11.667 Come on. 331 00:14:15.233 --> 00:14:16.467 Shouldn't we tell him 332 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:18.100 he can use the milking machine? 333 00:14:18.233 --> 00:14:19.300 Why? 334 00:14:19.433 --> 00:14:21.800 He's doing a better job than the pump. 335 00:14:21.934 --> 00:14:23.633 Okay. 336 00:14:23.767 --> 00:14:24.967 Um... 337 00:14:25.100 --> 00:14:27.600 well, I was about to go make some breakfast. 338 00:14:27.734 --> 00:14:29.967 - Mm! - Eggs and bacon? Real pork. 339 00:14:30.100 --> 00:14:32.100 - What else would it be? - Vegan? 340 00:14:32.233 --> 00:14:34.867 "Vegan." I don't know what that is. 341 00:14:35.000 --> 00:14:36.734 No animal product. 342 00:14:36.867 --> 00:14:38.266 Meatless bacon? 343 00:14:38.400 --> 00:14:40.700 Yeah. Or some people use turkey. 344 00:14:40.834 --> 00:14:42.934 But that's not bacon. Why would you do that? 345 00:14:43.066 --> 00:14:44.800 Oh, I like this guy more and more. 346 00:14:44.934 --> 00:14:46.233 Um... 347 00:14:46.367 --> 00:14:48.633 I notice the apple trees are in want of trenching, 348 00:14:48.767 --> 00:14:50.567 to help the roots absorb water. 349 00:14:50.700 --> 00:14:52.600 And I wondered if you have considered 350 00:14:52.734 --> 00:14:54.900 pruning out the center branches to help avoid the blight? 351 00:14:55.033 --> 00:14:55.834 Yeah, that's something-- 352 00:14:55.967 --> 00:14:57.033 we would've normally done that by now, 353 00:14:57.166 --> 00:14:59.800 but it's a bigger job than the two of us can handle. 354 00:14:59.934 --> 00:15:02.266 Our farmhand, Errol, he left last winter. 355 00:15:02.400 --> 00:15:05.367 Well, then, I feel obliged to offer my assistance. 356 00:15:20.066 --> 00:15:21.900 That looks pretty good. 357 00:15:26.734 --> 00:15:28.000 Well, I guess you already know, 358 00:15:28.133 --> 00:15:29.033 but your mystery man 359 00:15:29.166 --> 00:15:31.266 wandered out of the hospital this morning. 360 00:15:31.400 --> 00:15:34.133 Yeah, he showed up here. What'd you find out? 361 00:15:34.266 --> 00:15:36.600 I wish you would've called me. 362 00:15:36.734 --> 00:15:40.533 I ran his prints and mugshots and nothing's come up at all, 363 00:15:40.667 --> 00:15:42.834 so I sent his prints over to the military archive, 364 00:15:42.967 --> 00:15:44.800 see if we can find his service records. 365 00:15:44.934 --> 00:15:47.300 So far, nothing back from them, either. 366 00:15:47.433 --> 00:15:49.967 We really have no idea who this guy is. 367 00:15:50.100 --> 00:15:51.800 I think it's best if I take him off your hands. 368 00:15:51.934 --> 00:15:53.033 If he is a veteran 369 00:15:53.166 --> 00:15:55.633 who has some sort of trauma or PTSD, 370 00:15:55.767 --> 00:15:58.166 then the last place for him is jail. 371 00:15:58.300 --> 00:16:00.767 No, I'm not talking about jail necessarily. 372 00:16:00.900 --> 00:16:02.533 There's no warrants out, 373 00:16:02.667 --> 00:16:05.000 unless you want to swear on a trespassing complaint? 374 00:16:05.133 --> 00:16:06.600 No. No. 375 00:16:06.734 --> 00:16:08.266 I definitely don't want to do that. 376 00:16:08.400 --> 00:16:09.600 I didn't think so. 377 00:16:09.734 --> 00:16:11.233 But I do think it's fair to say 378 00:16:11.367 --> 00:16:13.000 that he needs further evaluation, 379 00:16:13.133 --> 00:16:14.333 you know, at a psych hospital 380 00:16:14.467 --> 00:16:15.667 - or something. - Really? 381 00:16:15.800 --> 00:16:16.867 What else is there? 382 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:18.867 I mean, I guess it wouldn't hurt 383 00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:20.100 to let him stay in the farmhand house 384 00:16:20.233 --> 00:16:21.000 for just, like, a day or two. 385 00:16:21.133 --> 00:16:22.166 Sarah. 386 00:16:22.300 --> 00:16:23.867 Just until we figure out what's wrong. 387 00:16:24.000 --> 00:16:25.900 I mean, someone could be worried sick that he's missing. 388 00:16:26.033 --> 00:16:27.567 Sarah, we don't really know who this guy is. 389 00:16:27.700 --> 00:16:29.700 He could be... Norman Bates. 390 00:16:29.834 --> 00:16:31.600 Or he could be Forrest Gump. 391 00:16:31.734 --> 00:16:32.900 I mean, what if he was your family, huh? 392 00:16:33.033 --> 00:16:34.767 Would you want him institutionalized? 393 00:16:36.133 --> 00:16:37.200 You are a good person. 394 00:16:37.333 --> 00:16:39.200 No. 395 00:16:39.333 --> 00:16:41.033 Lock your doors. I mean it. 396 00:16:41.166 --> 00:16:42.600 First sign of trouble, you call me. 397 00:16:42.734 --> 00:16:43.667 Of course. 398 00:16:43.800 --> 00:16:44.900 Okay. 399 00:16:45.033 --> 00:16:47.166 Oh. 400 00:16:47.300 --> 00:16:50.667 Um, you never did give me an answer about this weekend-- 401 00:16:50.800 --> 00:16:52.967 the new restaurant? 402 00:16:54.333 --> 00:16:56.133 Oh. Right, right. 403 00:16:57.567 --> 00:16:59.333 - Oh, you're asking. Now. - Yeah. 404 00:16:59.467 --> 00:17:01.166 Um. Yeah. Yeah, sure. 405 00:17:01.300 --> 00:17:02.233 - Yeah? - Yeah. 406 00:17:02.367 --> 00:17:03.233 - Great. - Yeah. 407 00:17:03.367 --> 00:17:04.967 Okay, well, um, 408 00:17:05.100 --> 00:17:06.567 I will pick you up on Saturday at seven, 409 00:17:06.700 --> 00:17:09.600 and in the meantime, anything odd happens... 410 00:17:09.734 --> 00:17:11.266 You'll be the first one I call. 411 00:17:11.400 --> 00:17:12.567 Thank you. 412 00:17:12.700 --> 00:17:14.066 All right. 413 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:15.633 - See ya. - See ya. 414 00:17:22.300 --> 00:17:23.967 Ahem. 415 00:17:34.800 --> 00:17:38.333 Um, so, I was thinking that once we finish up here, 416 00:17:38.467 --> 00:17:40.433 maybe we can try and find out a little bit more 417 00:17:40.567 --> 00:17:41.567 about your chest-- 418 00:17:41.700 --> 00:17:42.734 your... your past? 419 00:17:42.867 --> 00:17:44.433 Your-- your... your pa-- 420 00:17:44.567 --> 00:17:46.667 I'm gonna... I'm-- 421 00:17:49.600 --> 00:17:53.333 Look, uh, why don't you take these things into the barn? 422 00:17:56.467 --> 00:17:57.767 Go right on in. 423 00:17:57.900 --> 00:17:58.867 Hey. 424 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:02.567 Uh, so, the Harrisons that lived down the road, 425 00:18:02.700 --> 00:18:04.133 they do have a son, 426 00:18:04.266 --> 00:18:07.533 and check out this article that I found on him. 427 00:18:07.667 --> 00:18:10.000 "Local Man Receives Purple Heart." 428 00:18:10.133 --> 00:18:11.900 Does that sound familiar to you? 429 00:18:12.033 --> 00:18:13.367 Were you wounded? 430 00:18:13.500 --> 00:18:14.567 Did you receive a medal? 431 00:18:16.033 --> 00:18:17.333 Yes. 432 00:18:17.467 --> 00:18:18.834 I-I was wounded in battle 433 00:18:18.967 --> 00:18:20.800 a-and I was awarded a commendation. 434 00:18:20.934 --> 00:18:23.133 Okay. 435 00:18:23.266 --> 00:18:25.567 Well, with all that hair, 436 00:18:25.700 --> 00:18:28.533 how can we tell if that's him? 437 00:18:28.667 --> 00:18:31.233 How would you feel about a haircut and a shave? 438 00:18:33.767 --> 00:18:35.767 All right. Chin up? 439 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:40.500 So... what are we in the mood for? 440 00:18:40.633 --> 00:18:44.266 Mm. Something a little more clean-cut. 441 00:18:53.100 --> 00:18:55.066 What is that thing? 442 00:18:55.200 --> 00:18:58.033 Normally, only little kids get scared of the clippers. 443 00:18:59.600 --> 00:19:01.533 You're fine. Really, it's okay. 444 00:19:01.667 --> 00:19:03.500 Yeah, just... 445 00:19:05.033 --> 00:19:07.800 ...just, uh, sit down-- there you go. 446 00:19:12.467 --> 00:19:14.166 All right. 447 00:19:20.133 --> 00:19:22.066 That is not the same guy. 448 00:19:23.433 --> 00:19:25.567 Who are you then? 449 00:19:25.700 --> 00:19:27.467 You said you were in the military 450 00:19:27.600 --> 00:19:28.367 and that you were wounded. 451 00:19:28.500 --> 00:19:29.834 Was it Iraq? 452 00:19:29.967 --> 00:19:30.867 Afghanistan? 453 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:33.033 Do you remember anything? 454 00:19:33.166 --> 00:19:35.033 I don't know of those battles. 455 00:19:35.166 --> 00:19:37.500 Our regiment never got south of Delaware. 456 00:19:37.633 --> 00:19:38.867 Delaware? 457 00:19:39.000 --> 00:19:40.700 Who were you fighting in Delaware? 458 00:19:40.834 --> 00:19:41.734 The British. 459 00:19:44.433 --> 00:19:46.166 Hey, Waylon. Just finishing up here. 460 00:19:46.300 --> 00:19:48.567 Afternoon, Bud. Hello, Sarah. 461 00:19:48.700 --> 00:19:49.867 Hello. 462 00:19:50.000 --> 00:19:52.033 Calvin. 463 00:19:52.166 --> 00:19:55.066 I never saw you at the VFW the other night. 464 00:19:55.200 --> 00:19:56.467 Well, it was storming, Waylon. 465 00:19:56.600 --> 00:19:58.967 Some of us have property to look after. 466 00:19:59.100 --> 00:20:02.333 Or I suppose some of us are just more dedicated than others. 467 00:20:03.800 --> 00:20:06.800 I'm, uh, Waylon Finster. 468 00:20:06.934 --> 00:20:08.867 How do you do? I'm Rip. 469 00:20:09.000 --> 00:20:09.934 Uh, Rip was just telling us 470 00:20:10.066 --> 00:20:12.166 how he was fighting the British in Delaware. 471 00:20:12.300 --> 00:20:14.400 Aren't you the funny one? 472 00:20:14.533 --> 00:20:16.700 Well, that's not really true. 473 00:20:16.834 --> 00:20:18.400 Because that would be crazy. 474 00:20:18.533 --> 00:20:20.900 The farthest south we had battles was New Jersey. 475 00:20:22.100 --> 00:20:23.133 Re-enactments. 476 00:20:23.266 --> 00:20:24.967 Yeah. Yeah. 477 00:20:25.100 --> 00:20:27.633 Oh. You know... 478 00:20:27.767 --> 00:20:30.967 I'm a Revolutionary War buff myself. 479 00:20:31.100 --> 00:20:33.867 I'm quite an admirer of that period. 480 00:20:34.000 --> 00:20:36.166 We waged war... 481 00:20:36.300 --> 00:20:38.066 often against former kinsmen. 482 00:20:38.200 --> 00:20:39.667 It was a terrible and grueling time. 483 00:20:39.800 --> 00:20:41.033 Are you saying that you enjoyed it? 484 00:20:41.166 --> 00:20:42.734 I think it's time for us to go. 485 00:20:42.867 --> 00:20:43.934 - Dad? - Yeah. 486 00:20:45.033 --> 00:20:46.066 Nice seeing you. 487 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:47.467 Uh, thanks, Bud! 488 00:20:50.867 --> 00:20:53.200 Uh, Mr. Rip? 489 00:20:53.333 --> 00:20:54.633 Good luck. 490 00:20:54.767 --> 00:20:55.734 Thank you. 491 00:20:55.867 --> 00:20:57.033 You eat it. 492 00:20:57.166 --> 00:20:58.900 - Eat it? - Yeah. Mm-hmm. Let's go. 493 00:20:59.033 --> 00:21:01.166 Good seeing you, Waylon. 494 00:21:02.266 --> 00:21:03.600 Right. 495 00:21:05.700 --> 00:21:07.967 I fear I may have offended your friend. 496 00:21:08.100 --> 00:21:09.266 Who? That guy? 497 00:21:09.400 --> 00:21:11.100 Ha! He's a know-it-all 498 00:21:11.233 --> 00:21:13.633 who thinks he invented the American Revolution. 499 00:21:13.767 --> 00:21:14.800 To hear him talk, 500 00:21:14.934 --> 00:21:17.200 he was leading the troops himself. 501 00:21:17.333 --> 00:21:18.300 How absurd. 502 00:21:18.433 --> 00:21:19.400 Exactly. 503 00:21:19.533 --> 00:21:22.133 He bears no resemblance to General Washington. 504 00:21:22.266 --> 00:21:25.066 Okay, come-- 505 00:21:27.433 --> 00:21:28.700 Come on, Paul Revere. 506 00:21:28.834 --> 00:21:30.600 This way. 507 00:21:30.734 --> 00:21:32.133 Gotta get to the car that way. 508 00:21:33.500 --> 00:21:35.266 What are you doing? 509 00:21:35.400 --> 00:21:36.800 You give these to children? 510 00:21:36.934 --> 00:21:38.800 You have to take the wrapper off. 511 00:21:38.934 --> 00:21:40.400 That outside part. 512 00:21:40.533 --> 00:21:42.033 Oh... all right. 513 00:21:47.667 --> 00:21:50.367 We're fixing the holes where the raccoons are getting in. 514 00:21:50.500 --> 00:21:53.767 He, um, he does seem to know his way around a farm. 515 00:21:55.567 --> 00:21:57.233 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 516 00:21:57.367 --> 00:21:59.867 We are not paying him a nickel a day to work here. 517 00:22:00.066 --> 00:22:01.700 Well, I guess not. 518 00:22:01.834 --> 00:22:06.000 But I was thinking of something a little more long-term, 519 00:22:06.133 --> 00:22:08.333 if we could work it out. 520 00:22:11.166 --> 00:22:13.233 Hmm. 521 00:22:15.433 --> 00:22:18.133 Well, I guess we could ask him. 522 00:22:20.567 --> 00:22:21.767 Hey, Rip. 523 00:22:21.900 --> 00:22:23.800 Um... 524 00:22:23.934 --> 00:22:25.300 so, what would you think about 525 00:22:25.433 --> 00:22:27.300 coming to work for us as a farmhand? 526 00:22:27.433 --> 00:22:28.767 We can't pay much, 527 00:22:28.900 --> 00:22:30.367 um, but it'll be fair, 528 00:22:30.500 --> 00:22:32.000 and I promise you'll be well-fed. 529 00:22:32.133 --> 00:22:34.533 You could even stay in the farmhand house. 530 00:22:34.667 --> 00:22:36.200 It's old and drafty, 531 00:22:36.333 --> 00:22:38.900 but the roof is good and it'll keep you dry. 532 00:22:45.567 --> 00:22:47.767 So, it's small but cozy. 533 00:22:47.900 --> 00:22:49.500 Errol lived and worked here 534 00:22:49.633 --> 00:22:51.567 even before we bought this farm. 535 00:22:52.767 --> 00:22:54.333 Are you all right? 536 00:22:54.467 --> 00:22:56.667 I promise, it's not that bad. 537 00:22:56.800 --> 00:22:59.300 This is where I grew up. 538 00:22:59.433 --> 00:23:01.500 I-It's all coming back to me now. 539 00:23:01.633 --> 00:23:03.367 This is my house. 540 00:23:03.500 --> 00:23:05.567 Maybe it just looks like your house? 541 00:23:08.233 --> 00:23:10.433 So this is it. 542 00:23:16.533 --> 00:23:18.066 No. 543 00:23:18.200 --> 00:23:20.834 This-- This isn't right. Everything is new. 544 00:23:20.967 --> 00:23:23.500 No. No, it's actually not new. 545 00:23:23.633 --> 00:23:26.033 You might... 546 00:23:26.166 --> 00:23:28.700 actually want to sweep out some of these cobwebs. 547 00:23:28.834 --> 00:23:31.967 I'm most certain about this place. 548 00:23:37.567 --> 00:23:38.700 There. 549 00:23:38.834 --> 00:23:40.266 Indeed. Do you see that? 550 00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:41.433 See what? 551 00:23:41.567 --> 00:23:42.500 Right there in the wood. 552 00:23:42.633 --> 00:23:45.333 Well, those markings are from before our time. 553 00:23:45.467 --> 00:23:46.934 What does it say? 554 00:23:47.066 --> 00:23:48.500 Roman numerals? 555 00:23:48.633 --> 00:23:50.400 Those... are initials. 556 00:23:50.533 --> 00:23:52.000 My initials. 557 00:23:52.133 --> 00:23:54.367 "Rip Van Winkle the Second." 558 00:23:54.500 --> 00:23:55.934 Rip Van Winkle? 559 00:23:56.066 --> 00:23:57.166 Like the story? 560 00:23:57.300 --> 00:23:58.367 What story? 561 00:23:59.800 --> 00:24:02.266 I was eight-- I was eight when I carved these. 562 00:24:02.400 --> 00:24:04.100 and by mother was so upset that she-- 563 00:24:04.233 --> 00:24:05.400 she took the switch to me. 564 00:24:05.533 --> 00:24:08.100 So what are those numbers then? 565 00:24:08.233 --> 00:24:10.633 Oh, that's my birthday. 566 00:24:10.767 --> 00:24:12.834 The eighth of April, 1758. 567 00:24:12.967 --> 00:24:14.467 Gimme a break. 568 00:24:14.600 --> 00:24:15.834 What would you like me to break? 569 00:24:15.967 --> 00:24:17.567 1758? 570 00:24:17.700 --> 00:24:20.100 So you'd... you're, like, a thousand years old. 571 00:24:20.233 --> 00:24:22.667 More like 250, but he's just joking. 572 00:24:22.800 --> 00:24:25.166 No, I'm-- I'm 31 years of age. 573 00:24:25.300 --> 00:24:28.633 So you were born in, like... 1991. 574 00:24:28.767 --> 00:24:30.300 1991? Now you're the one who's being funny. 575 00:24:30.433 --> 00:24:31.900 No, 1758! 576 00:24:32.033 --> 00:24:33.834 It's 2022. 577 00:24:33.967 --> 00:24:35.667 No, it's 1789. 578 00:24:35.800 --> 00:24:38.467 No... 2022. 579 00:24:43.433 --> 00:24:44.333 Twenty... 580 00:24:44.467 --> 00:24:46.567 20... 581 00:24:46.700 --> 00:24:49.433 How is that even possi... 582 00:24:49.567 --> 00:24:50.800 Rip? 583 00:24:53.800 --> 00:24:55.667 This is what happens when you hire a guy 584 00:24:55.800 --> 00:24:57.767 who's willing to work for five cents a day. 585 00:24:57.900 --> 00:24:58.834 Is he dead? 586 00:24:58.967 --> 00:25:00.467 - No. - No. 587 00:25:03.767 --> 00:25:06.867 Oh... I'm home. 588 00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:09.033 How are you feeling? 589 00:25:11.834 --> 00:25:14.066 I was having the oddest of dreams. 590 00:25:14.200 --> 00:25:16.633 I... I somehow found myself... 591 00:25:16.767 --> 00:25:19.967 In the year 2022? 592 00:25:20.100 --> 00:25:21.700 Oh... 593 00:25:21.834 --> 00:25:23.433 This could go on all night. 594 00:25:28.166 --> 00:25:29.734 Okay, just-just relax, okay? 595 00:25:29.867 --> 00:25:30.934 Get your bearings. 596 00:25:33.533 --> 00:25:36.900 Welcome back. I've got something for you. 597 00:25:37.033 --> 00:25:39.400 I knew I had this on the bookshelf somewhere. 598 00:25:39.533 --> 00:25:40.600 Here. 599 00:25:42.000 --> 00:25:43.834 Take a little bit and read that. 600 00:25:45.266 --> 00:25:47.800 "The Sketchbook of Geoffrey Crayon"? 601 00:25:47.934 --> 00:25:50.633 Read the story where the bookmark is. 602 00:25:50.767 --> 00:25:53.400 We'll just, uh, be here 603 00:25:53.533 --> 00:25:56.600 until you've had a chance to take all that in. 604 00:26:12.667 --> 00:26:14.500 You all right? 605 00:26:15.834 --> 00:26:17.767 This story... 606 00:26:17.900 --> 00:26:19.200 it's about my father. 607 00:26:20.400 --> 00:26:22.033 It's an old folk tale. 608 00:26:22.166 --> 00:26:23.767 It's not real. 609 00:26:23.900 --> 00:26:27.300 No, this Washington Irving... I-I know him. 610 00:26:27.433 --> 00:26:29.633 He's a boy who's always lingering about the tavern 611 00:26:29.767 --> 00:26:31.000 which my father frequents. 612 00:26:31.133 --> 00:26:34.533 So, you're saying that Washington Irving 613 00:26:34.667 --> 00:26:36.033 took your father's true story 614 00:26:36.166 --> 00:26:38.700 and passed it off as fiction, 615 00:26:38.834 --> 00:26:40.000 is that right? 616 00:26:40.133 --> 00:26:41.500 No! 617 00:26:41.633 --> 00:26:43.967 It's clearly preposterous. 618 00:26:44.100 --> 00:26:45.367 - Thank you. - My father 619 00:26:45.500 --> 00:26:46.433 is a liar and a drunk. 620 00:26:46.567 --> 00:26:49.133 His story was absurd. 621 00:26:50.233 --> 00:26:53.033 You're not from ancient times. That's impossible. 622 00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:58.533 I was born in this house on that date I carved. 623 00:26:58.667 --> 00:27:00.166 I was christened after my father, 624 00:27:00.300 --> 00:27:02.500 Richard Van Winkle, Senior. 625 00:27:02.633 --> 00:27:03.834 He was 626 00:27:03.967 --> 00:27:05.100 a man of minor ambition, 627 00:27:05.233 --> 00:27:07.667 which did not sit well with my mother. 628 00:27:07.800 --> 00:27:09.433 She was a woman of flaring tempers, 629 00:27:09.567 --> 00:27:12.433 with ample wind to fan them. 630 00:27:12.567 --> 00:27:15.667 Considering the harsh state of my parents' union, 631 00:27:15.800 --> 00:27:17.100 it should not have come as a surprise 632 00:27:17.233 --> 00:27:20.233 when my father disappeared completely... 633 00:27:20.367 --> 00:27:23.533 and yet I keenly felt his absence. 634 00:27:25.700 --> 00:27:28.266 The burden of the farmwork fell to me from a young age. 635 00:27:28.400 --> 00:27:29.934 His abandonment 636 00:27:30.066 --> 00:27:32.100 became like coals from a low-stoked fire. 637 00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:36.133 It fueled my determination not to be like him. 638 00:27:38.567 --> 00:27:40.934 When I was 17, 639 00:27:41.066 --> 00:27:43.867 the storm that had been brewing began to blow, 640 00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:45.467 even into this tranquil valley. 641 00:27:48.667 --> 00:27:51.000 And thus, I found myself fighting 642 00:27:51.133 --> 00:27:53.066 in that grim and bloody conflict 643 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:55.934 which would make of this a free nation. 644 00:28:19.767 --> 00:28:23.333 Our independence was won at great cost. 645 00:28:23.467 --> 00:28:25.233 I was wounded, 646 00:28:25.367 --> 00:28:28.000 but even in that, I was luckier than most. 647 00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:32.467 Times were hard, 648 00:28:32.600 --> 00:28:34.233 but the farm was constant, 649 00:28:34.367 --> 00:28:36.367 and we still had the land to provide for us. 650 00:28:37.900 --> 00:28:39.433 As time passed, 651 00:28:39.567 --> 00:28:42.800 my mother passed on to her maker and my sister married. 652 00:28:44.066 --> 00:28:45.600 I was left to tend the field, 653 00:28:45.734 --> 00:28:48.433 and fight the gnawing sting of my father's abandonment. 654 00:28:50.567 --> 00:28:53.266 And so, it was with quite some astonishment, then, 655 00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:54.600 that, one day, 656 00:28:54.734 --> 00:28:56.233 a strangely familiar figure 657 00:28:56.367 --> 00:28:58.533 appeared as if an apparition from the mountains. 658 00:29:04.033 --> 00:29:07.066 After 20 years, my father had returned, 659 00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:09.467 and to excuse his craven desertion, 660 00:29:09.600 --> 00:29:12.400 he concocted the most outlandish tale... 661 00:29:15.633 --> 00:29:17.800 ...he claimed that he had gone hunting for game 662 00:29:17.934 --> 00:29:19.967 up amidst the local hills. 663 00:29:20.100 --> 00:29:22.667 After trailing much farther than planned, 664 00:29:22.800 --> 00:29:24.667 he came into a high dell. 665 00:29:24.800 --> 00:29:27.633 Here, he found a stash of brandy 666 00:29:27.767 --> 00:29:29.133 in a curious cave. 667 00:29:29.266 --> 00:29:31.867 After helping himself to that brandy, 668 00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:33.166 my father claimed 669 00:29:33.300 --> 00:29:36.734 that a fearsome thunderstorm roared across the valley. 670 00:29:36.867 --> 00:29:38.166 And it was here, he stated, 671 00:29:38.300 --> 00:29:39.900 that he must have fallen asleep... 672 00:29:40.033 --> 00:29:41.533 for 20 years. 673 00:29:42.867 --> 00:29:46.133 Of course, it was a preposterous claim, 674 00:29:46.266 --> 00:29:48.066 and I determined to prove 675 00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:49.567 that there was no mineral-laden cave 676 00:29:49.700 --> 00:29:51.266 as he described. 677 00:29:52.667 --> 00:29:54.700 However, after a prolonged journey 678 00:29:54.834 --> 00:29:56.467 up past Katterskill Point, 679 00:29:56.600 --> 00:29:59.200 nestled along the eastern ridge of the mountain, 680 00:29:59.333 --> 00:30:01.300 I was forced to temper my disbelief 681 00:30:01.433 --> 00:30:02.900 when I came upon such a cave. 682 00:30:05.834 --> 00:30:08.800 My timing was fortuitous, 683 00:30:08.934 --> 00:30:10.300 for, at that point, 684 00:30:10.433 --> 00:30:12.800 the dark rolling clouds which had been pursuing me 685 00:30:12.934 --> 00:30:13.834 laid to, 686 00:30:13.967 --> 00:30:16.467 as if the heavens themselves were rent. 687 00:30:16.600 --> 00:30:19.533 To my surprise, there was a flagon-- 688 00:30:19.667 --> 00:30:22.800 just as my father had told. 689 00:30:22.934 --> 00:30:25.967 And as the chill of the storm settled upon my bones, 690 00:30:26.100 --> 00:30:30.200 I was obliged to warm myself with a swig from that brandy. 691 00:30:30.333 --> 00:30:32.233 And as the storm raged, 692 00:30:32.367 --> 00:30:35.166 I fell into a deep slumber. 693 00:30:46.433 --> 00:30:48.133 When I awoke, 694 00:30:48.266 --> 00:30:51.033 I became aware of a ravenous hunger 695 00:30:51.166 --> 00:30:52.567 and set down the mountain. 696 00:30:53.700 --> 00:30:54.533 But I found myself 697 00:30:54.667 --> 00:30:58.166 in a strange and altered landscape. 698 00:30:58.300 --> 00:31:00.633 Where mighty pines had stood just hours before, 699 00:31:00.767 --> 00:31:02.400 there was now brush and bramble. 700 00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:05.967 And prolific streams 701 00:31:06.100 --> 00:31:09.133 had turned into rock and impenetrable woods. 702 00:31:09.266 --> 00:31:12.400 It was though I was looking upon the world anew, 703 00:31:12.533 --> 00:31:14.467 and I understood not why. 704 00:31:16.166 --> 00:31:18.033 My mind was cloudy, 705 00:31:18.166 --> 00:31:20.934 as if I had been through some dream. 706 00:31:23.333 --> 00:31:25.567 It was shortly after that, 707 00:31:25.700 --> 00:31:27.266 I encountered all of you in the barn. 708 00:31:46.600 --> 00:31:49.300 I know how far-fetched this sounds. 709 00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:51.767 No. 710 00:31:53.600 --> 00:31:56.100 You're the son of Rip Van Winkle. 711 00:31:57.734 --> 00:32:01.533 You decided to disprove your father's story... 712 00:32:01.667 --> 00:32:05.700 that Washington Irving had turned into a work of fiction... 713 00:32:08.266 --> 00:32:10.533 but you wound up falling asleep in a cave in the mountain, 714 00:32:10.667 --> 00:32:11.667 just like your dad, 715 00:32:11.800 --> 00:32:14.533 and then you woke up here... 716 00:32:14.667 --> 00:32:17.033 in 2022. 717 00:32:20.133 --> 00:32:22.834 Well... 718 00:32:22.967 --> 00:32:24.600 yes. 719 00:32:24.734 --> 00:32:27.233 It appears so. 720 00:32:28.800 --> 00:32:31.934 That's crazier than Grandpa's alien story. 721 00:32:32.066 --> 00:32:33.200 You know what? 722 00:32:33.333 --> 00:32:34.834 I think it is time to get you to bed. 723 00:32:34.967 --> 00:32:35.800 What do you say, Dad? 724 00:32:35.934 --> 00:32:37.000 - Yeah. - Yeah. 725 00:32:37.133 --> 00:32:41.367 Um... I hope you will find the house more comfortable 726 00:32:41.500 --> 00:32:43.166 than a hospital. 727 00:32:43.300 --> 00:32:44.800 Goodnight. 728 00:32:44.934 --> 00:32:46.734 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 729 00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:06.000 That's a good idea. 730 00:33:06.133 --> 00:33:07.600 I'm not afraid. 731 00:33:07.734 --> 00:33:09.834 I-I just think he's confused. 732 00:33:09.967 --> 00:33:12.967 But, um, Ted said to lock the doors, so... 733 00:33:14.734 --> 00:33:16.667 Yeah. 734 00:33:16.800 --> 00:33:18.700 I'm getting to an age 735 00:33:18.834 --> 00:33:22.867 when I will take "interesting with a side of crazy" 736 00:33:23.000 --> 00:33:26.033 over sane and boring, any old day. 737 00:33:27.133 --> 00:33:28.266 Goodnight, Flash. 738 00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:30.066 Goodnight, Grandpa. 739 00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:31.400 So? 740 00:33:31.533 --> 00:33:33.500 Can we keep him? He's kinda cool. 741 00:33:33.633 --> 00:33:35.934 Okay. Time for bed, you. 742 00:33:36.066 --> 00:33:37.367 Mom! 743 00:33:37.500 --> 00:33:38.934 Look, I'm gonna talk to Ted 744 00:33:39.066 --> 00:33:40.834 and we're gonna figure all this out, okay? 745 00:33:40.967 --> 00:33:42.333 Ted ruins everything! 746 00:33:42.467 --> 00:33:44.000 Ted does not ruin everything. 747 00:33:44.133 --> 00:33:45.600 He'll just take him away. 748 00:33:45.734 --> 00:33:47.533 Look, I just want to make sure 749 00:33:47.667 --> 00:33:50.433 that that man gets the help that he needs. Okay? 750 00:33:50.567 --> 00:33:53.066 All right. Goodnight. I love you. 751 00:34:10.934 --> 00:34:11.800 Bye, honey! 752 00:34:39.633 --> 00:34:41.033 Hey, freak. 753 00:34:41.166 --> 00:34:43.333 My uncle Waylon says you and your grandpa 754 00:34:43.467 --> 00:34:45.066 aren't the weirdest people around town anymore. 755 00:34:45.200 --> 00:34:46.567 Shut up, Wiley. 756 00:34:46.700 --> 00:34:48.233 Says that you got a freak living with you. 757 00:34:48.367 --> 00:34:49.567 I'm not surprised. 758 00:34:49.700 --> 00:34:51.400 Freaks like to hang together. 759 00:34:51.533 --> 00:34:54.066 I'd rather be a freak than a Neanderthal! 760 00:34:57.934 --> 00:34:58.800 All right, yes. 761 00:34:58.934 --> 00:35:00.600 I will, uh... 762 00:35:00.734 --> 00:35:01.867 talk to him 763 00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:04.633 about keeping his dog off your lawn. 764 00:35:04.767 --> 00:35:05.967 Yes, absolutely. 765 00:35:06.100 --> 00:35:07.233 Mrs. Kaufman, let me call you back. 766 00:35:07.367 --> 00:35:10.166 Okay. Yeah. I promise, I will. Bye. 767 00:35:11.333 --> 00:35:12.233 - Sarah. - Hi. 768 00:35:12.367 --> 00:35:14.233 Hi. What a pleasant surprise. 769 00:35:14.367 --> 00:35:16.233 I wasn't expecting to see you today. 770 00:35:16.367 --> 00:35:18.367 Yeah, I was just picking some things up 771 00:35:18.500 --> 00:35:19.934 and decided to say hi. 772 00:35:21.066 --> 00:35:22.800 Well, I'm so glad you did. 773 00:35:22.934 --> 00:35:24.400 Yeah. 774 00:35:26.433 --> 00:35:27.967 Sorry. Um... 775 00:35:28.100 --> 00:35:31.700 - Have a seat here. - Oh, thank you. 776 00:35:31.834 --> 00:35:33.633 - Um... oh. - Oh! 777 00:35:33.767 --> 00:35:34.700 Okay. 778 00:35:34.834 --> 00:35:36.700 Um... 779 00:35:36.834 --> 00:35:37.767 So? 780 00:35:37.900 --> 00:35:38.767 So, yeah. 781 00:35:38.900 --> 00:35:40.734 Yeah, uh, 782 00:35:40.867 --> 00:35:43.433 I-I was wondering, have you heard more on Rip? 783 00:35:43.567 --> 00:35:45.233 Why? 784 00:35:45.367 --> 00:35:47.100 W-What's wrong? Did he do something? 785 00:35:47.233 --> 00:35:48.734 No. No. Not at all. 786 00:35:48.867 --> 00:35:50.600 I knew this was a mistake. 787 00:35:50.734 --> 00:35:53.767 No! No. He's polite and he works hard. 788 00:35:53.900 --> 00:35:56.233 I was just curious if you heard back 789 00:35:56.367 --> 00:35:58.133 from the military about an I.D. for him? 790 00:35:58.266 --> 00:36:00.300 Nothing yet. No. 791 00:36:00.433 --> 00:36:02.600 Maybe it's time we call in some help? 792 00:36:02.734 --> 00:36:04.133 What would that entail? 793 00:36:04.266 --> 00:36:05.934 Uh, well, we could 794 00:36:06.066 --> 00:36:09.433 have him committed by the county under a 5150, 795 00:36:09.567 --> 00:36:11.533 I mean, just until they get a sense of what's going on. 796 00:36:11.667 --> 00:36:13.033 Committed? 797 00:36:13.166 --> 00:36:14.700 Look, Sarah, I know you think I'm going overboard here, 798 00:36:14.834 --> 00:36:16.700 but if this guy is really unstable, 799 00:36:16.834 --> 00:36:19.834 he doesn't belong anywhere near you or Henry or your dad. 800 00:36:19.967 --> 00:36:21.200 Okay? We need to be prudent. 801 00:36:21.333 --> 00:36:23.533 I can't protect you out there. 802 00:36:23.667 --> 00:36:25.367 He's harmless. 803 00:36:25.500 --> 00:36:28.367 Well, I-I-I hope so. I hope so. 804 00:36:28.500 --> 00:36:32.166 But, I don't know, what would you like me to do? 805 00:36:32.300 --> 00:36:33.834 You know what? Never mind. 806 00:36:33.967 --> 00:36:35.166 I'll just, uh, I'll figure it out 807 00:36:35.300 --> 00:36:36.367 and I'll let you know. 808 00:36:36.500 --> 00:36:37.600 But, in the meantime, 809 00:36:37.734 --> 00:36:38.834 would you mind letting me know 810 00:36:38.967 --> 00:36:40.300 if the military gets back to you? 811 00:36:40.433 --> 00:36:42.200 Yeah, okay. 812 00:36:42.333 --> 00:36:44.433 Thank you. See ya. 813 00:36:44.567 --> 00:36:46.500 See ya. 814 00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:56.133 Hey, I left you a snack on the counter 815 00:36:56.266 --> 00:36:57.300 and then I want you to come out here 816 00:36:57.433 --> 00:37:00.433 and help me load up for the farmer's market, okay? 817 00:37:00.567 --> 00:37:03.200 Hey. Would you come here, please? 818 00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:06.767 Honey, what happened? 819 00:37:06.900 --> 00:37:08.767 It's not a big deal. 820 00:37:08.900 --> 00:37:10.734 Well, it looks like a big deal to me. 821 00:37:10.867 --> 00:37:12.767 Mom, just... let it alone! 822 00:37:12.900 --> 00:37:13.834 Henry! 823 00:37:38.467 --> 00:37:40.667 Permission to approach your castle, Sir Henry? 824 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:43.500 It's just a rock. 825 00:37:43.633 --> 00:37:45.066 Well... 826 00:37:45.200 --> 00:37:46.200 when I was your age, 827 00:37:46.333 --> 00:37:48.667 rocks were hardly ever just rocks. 828 00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:51.967 More often, they were watchtowers or ramparts. 829 00:37:53.300 --> 00:37:55.667 There used to be two big boulders 830 00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:57.367 right over there. 831 00:37:57.500 --> 00:37:59.400 That was "Fort Duquesne." 832 00:37:59.533 --> 00:38:01.567 What's that? 833 00:38:01.700 --> 00:38:04.600 It was an outpost in the French and Indian War. 834 00:38:04.734 --> 00:38:07.100 Oh. More ancient history. 835 00:38:11.900 --> 00:38:14.767 Things did not go well at school? 836 00:38:16.934 --> 00:38:18.734 I hate Wiley Shump! 837 00:38:18.867 --> 00:38:20.166 Who is Wiley Shump? 838 00:38:20.300 --> 00:38:22.133 Just this kid. 839 00:38:22.266 --> 00:38:24.667 He's really big. I wish I could kick his butt! 840 00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:26.600 Hmm. 841 00:38:27.967 --> 00:38:29.467 See that wall? 842 00:38:29.600 --> 00:38:30.500 Yeah? 843 00:38:30.633 --> 00:38:32.400 I built that. 844 00:38:32.533 --> 00:38:34.734 Some of those rocks were nearly as big as me, 845 00:38:34.867 --> 00:38:38.233 but I learned to use leverage to move them. 846 00:38:38.367 --> 00:38:41.400 I moved those stones onto that wall. 847 00:38:41.533 --> 00:38:42.667 So? 848 00:38:42.800 --> 00:38:44.266 So... 849 00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:48.000 rocks, soldiers, scoundrels, Shumps-- 850 00:38:48.133 --> 00:38:50.333 there are ways to use their size against them. 851 00:38:51.934 --> 00:38:53.800 You mean... 852 00:38:53.934 --> 00:38:55.800 you could teach me to beat up Wiley? 853 00:38:58.100 --> 00:39:00.500 I have seen a lot of combat. 854 00:39:00.633 --> 00:39:02.033 It's awful. 855 00:39:02.166 --> 00:39:03.567 Fighting is a terrible thing 856 00:39:03.700 --> 00:39:05.867 and it should be avoided if there is any other way. 857 00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:09.233 But if you find yourself with no options, 858 00:39:09.367 --> 00:39:10.633 yes, 859 00:39:10.767 --> 00:39:14.100 I can teach you ways to defend yourself. 860 00:39:15.300 --> 00:39:16.867 - Thank you. - Here we go. 861 00:39:17.000 --> 00:39:19.133 Oh, and don't forget to sauté those beet greens. 862 00:39:19.266 --> 00:39:20.633 They are delicious. 863 00:39:20.767 --> 00:39:22.000 Yeah. Have a good one. 864 00:39:23.166 --> 00:39:25.166 Those ladies are back again. 865 00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:28.400 Would you ladies care for another sample 866 00:39:28.533 --> 00:39:29.734 of our homemade apple butter? 867 00:39:29.867 --> 00:39:30.700 Yeah. 868 00:39:30.834 --> 00:39:32.333 Maybe you would like to take some home. 869 00:39:32.467 --> 00:39:33.367 It's only five shillings-- 870 00:39:33.500 --> 00:39:35.567 - Dollars. - ...Dollars a jar. 871 00:39:35.700 --> 00:39:36.667 I'll take a bottle. 872 00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:37.633 I'll take two! 873 00:39:37.767 --> 00:39:38.934 Very well. 874 00:39:39.066 --> 00:39:41.533 He certainly seems to be able to make friends very easily. 875 00:39:41.667 --> 00:39:42.467 Are you gonna keep making jokes 876 00:39:42.600 --> 00:39:44.233 or are you gonna go help the customers? 877 00:39:44.367 --> 00:39:45.767 I'm gonna go help the customers. 878 00:39:47.200 --> 00:39:48.200 Hi! 879 00:39:48.333 --> 00:39:50.300 Hi. That's Five apiece. 880 00:39:50.433 --> 00:39:51.567 Thanks. 881 00:40:39.400 --> 00:40:40.600 Pardon me. 882 00:40:40.734 --> 00:40:42.867 I didn't mean to disturb you. 883 00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:44.533 You're not disturbing me. 884 00:40:44.667 --> 00:40:45.500 There was an errant chicken 885 00:40:45.633 --> 00:40:47.967 who decided to roost outside my window. 886 00:40:48.100 --> 00:40:51.633 I was helping her find her way back to the coop. 887 00:40:51.767 --> 00:40:53.533 You seem to be enjoying your evening. 888 00:40:53.667 --> 00:40:54.900 Yeah. 889 00:40:55.033 --> 00:40:57.433 Just enjoying a rare moment of quiet. 890 00:40:57.567 --> 00:41:00.333 Henry's asleep and Dad's at the VFW. 891 00:41:00.467 --> 00:41:02.000 Apologies for the interruption. 892 00:41:02.133 --> 00:41:03.367 I shall take my leave. 893 00:41:03.500 --> 00:41:05.533 I mean, you can stay, if you want. 894 00:41:05.667 --> 00:41:07.834 I'm just playing a game on my phone. 895 00:41:07.967 --> 00:41:09.000 Here, come here, I'll show you. 896 00:41:09.133 --> 00:41:11.467 Only if you're sure I'm not disturbing you, ma'am. 897 00:41:11.600 --> 00:41:13.467 The only thing disturbing me is you calling me "ma'am." 898 00:41:13.600 --> 00:41:15.300 Propriety would require-- 899 00:41:15.433 --> 00:41:17.433 Okay, it's not the 18th century anymore. 900 00:41:17.567 --> 00:41:18.667 I am unaccustomed 901 00:41:18.800 --> 00:41:22.133 to any woman over the age of 20 being unaccounted for. 902 00:41:22.266 --> 00:41:23.900 Especially an incredibly pretty one. 903 00:41:25.934 --> 00:41:27.867 Um, apologies. I've-- I've overstepped. 904 00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:30.300 Trust me. I'll let you know when you've overstepped. 905 00:41:30.433 --> 00:41:31.934 Hmm. 906 00:41:32.066 --> 00:41:34.567 All right, come here. Let me show you this. 907 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:40.100 That is quite an object, your flashy thingamajig. 908 00:41:40.233 --> 00:41:41.967 My phone? 909 00:41:42.100 --> 00:41:43.533 Yeah, I guess it kind of is. 910 00:41:43.667 --> 00:41:45.633 Phone... 911 00:41:45.767 --> 00:41:47.133 how does it work? 912 00:41:47.266 --> 00:41:49.467 That, I don't know, 913 00:41:49.600 --> 00:41:51.433 but I can show you what it does. 914 00:41:51.567 --> 00:41:52.633 All right. 915 00:41:52.767 --> 00:41:55.533 So, this game... 916 00:41:55.667 --> 00:41:58.467 is really just a fun way of knocking things down. 917 00:41:58.600 --> 00:42:01.200 See? Yeah. 918 00:42:01.333 --> 00:42:04.000 I'm sure you had games like this when you were a kid, no? 919 00:42:04.133 --> 00:42:07.200 We had skittles, nine pins-- that sort of thing-- 920 00:42:07.333 --> 00:42:09.233 but mostly we just made our own toys. 921 00:42:09.367 --> 00:42:10.767 Like what? 922 00:42:10.900 --> 00:42:12.800 Um... 923 00:42:25.633 --> 00:42:27.734 That's amazing. 924 00:42:27.867 --> 00:42:29.633 You have to show me how to do that. 925 00:42:39.133 --> 00:42:41.266 What are you two doing? 926 00:42:41.400 --> 00:42:43.000 Hey, show him. Do it again, do it again. 927 00:42:43.133 --> 00:42:45.033 Listen to this. 928 00:42:55.200 --> 00:42:57.166 Impressive. 929 00:42:57.300 --> 00:42:59.266 But I'm tired. 930 00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:00.934 I'll see the two of you tomorrow. 931 00:43:01.066 --> 00:43:02.734 Goodnight. Oh! Um, Dad, 932 00:43:02.867 --> 00:43:04.600 will you carry Henry to bed for me, please? 933 00:43:04.734 --> 00:43:06.800 - Sure. - Thank you. Goodnight. 934 00:43:06.934 --> 00:43:08.333 Goodnight. 935 00:43:09.533 --> 00:43:12.333 Okay, come here, you have to show me how to do that now. 936 00:43:12.467 --> 00:43:14.233 - Certainly. - I want to know the trick. 937 00:43:14.367 --> 00:43:15.400 - Okay. - Okay. 938 00:43:15.533 --> 00:43:18.100 You hold the blade of grass between your two thumbs, 939 00:43:18.233 --> 00:43:19.734 - like so, quite taut. - Mm-hmm. 940 00:43:19.867 --> 00:43:21.600 And then you just blow. 941 00:43:24.300 --> 00:43:26.867 Sounds like a duck call. 942 00:43:30.467 --> 00:43:32.100 Morning. 943 00:43:38.300 --> 00:43:42.100 All right, so, are you ready? 944 00:43:42.233 --> 00:43:44.600 Yeah? That way? Okay. 945 00:43:48.567 --> 00:43:49.934 Do you see how I did that? 946 00:43:50.066 --> 00:43:51.633 By using momentum. 947 00:43:51.767 --> 00:43:52.934 Now you try. 948 00:43:53.967 --> 00:43:55.734 Okay. What you got? You gonna come at me, Rip? 949 00:43:55.867 --> 00:43:57.633 Watch the strike. 950 00:43:57.767 --> 00:43:59.633 Transfer, walk, grab, 951 00:43:59.767 --> 00:44:01.166 step behind. 952 00:44:29.433 --> 00:44:31.967 Oh! 953 00:44:32.100 --> 00:44:33.233 Oh! 954 00:44:34.533 --> 00:44:35.967 Ah! Yeah! 955 00:44:39.166 --> 00:44:41.533 No. I didn't know the pilgrims. 956 00:44:41.667 --> 00:44:42.900 How old do you think I am? 957 00:44:43.033 --> 00:44:45.133 Uh, according to you, really old. 958 00:44:45.266 --> 00:44:47.667 Well, the answer's still no. 959 00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:49.500 Thank you so kindly for the meal. 960 00:44:49.633 --> 00:44:50.900 You're welcome. 961 00:44:51.033 --> 00:44:52.000 Hey. Homework. 962 00:44:59.834 --> 00:45:02.767 Thank you so much for everything you've done. 963 00:45:02.900 --> 00:45:04.133 Really, I didn't think we would be able 964 00:45:04.266 --> 00:45:06.066 to get it all done this season. 965 00:45:06.200 --> 00:45:08.133 It has been my pleasure. 966 00:45:08.266 --> 00:45:09.367 Mm. 967 00:45:09.500 --> 00:45:10.633 May I? 968 00:45:10.767 --> 00:45:12.967 Ah, yeah, of course. 969 00:45:17.033 --> 00:45:20.133 You must be missing some of your friends and family. 970 00:45:20.266 --> 00:45:21.533 Yes. 971 00:45:21.667 --> 00:45:23.767 There are a few people I miss very much. 972 00:45:23.900 --> 00:45:25.800 You married? 973 00:45:28.700 --> 00:45:31.934 I never found much time for courtship. 974 00:45:32.066 --> 00:45:33.967 Well, we're still young. 975 00:45:35.066 --> 00:45:35.967 We are? 976 00:45:36.100 --> 00:45:37.767 Yeah! 977 00:45:37.900 --> 00:45:39.700 My girlfriends in the city, 978 00:45:39.834 --> 00:45:41.734 they put their career before marriage and kids. 979 00:45:41.867 --> 00:45:43.400 I mean, they won't even think about it 980 00:45:43.533 --> 00:45:44.367 until they feel like 981 00:45:44.500 --> 00:45:46.000 they've really established themselves. 982 00:45:47.500 --> 00:45:51.233 I admit, when I first arrived, 983 00:45:51.367 --> 00:45:53.734 I have found myself... 984 00:45:53.867 --> 00:45:55.734 amazed by these new societal constructs. 985 00:45:55.867 --> 00:45:57.867 No doubt. 986 00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:00.934 Women wear trousers and vote, and labor at men's jobs... 987 00:46:01.066 --> 00:46:02.166 Mm. Yes, we do, 988 00:46:02.300 --> 00:46:04.100 and just as well, thank you very much. 989 00:46:04.233 --> 00:46:05.633 As ably as any man could. 990 00:46:05.767 --> 00:46:07.533 - Yep. - And yet still, 991 00:46:07.667 --> 00:46:10.166 with no less than the perfect essence of womanhood. 992 00:46:17.567 --> 00:46:20.333 It has stirred in me a-a realization... 993 00:46:20.467 --> 00:46:21.400 Hmm? 994 00:46:21.533 --> 00:46:24.033 There once was a man named Thomas Jefferson. 995 00:46:24.166 --> 00:46:26.433 He was a great statesman and philosopher. 996 00:46:26.567 --> 00:46:28.533 I know who Thomas Jefferson was. 997 00:46:28.667 --> 00:46:30.200 Well, of course. 998 00:46:30.333 --> 00:46:33.533 The noble Mr. Jefferson stirred our people to freedom 999 00:46:33.667 --> 00:46:36.500 by declaring that all men are created equal. 1000 00:46:36.633 --> 00:46:38.367 Mm-hmm. 1001 00:46:38.500 --> 00:46:40.100 However, 1002 00:46:40.233 --> 00:46:44.734 it seems quite evident to me now that his declaration was flawed. 1003 00:46:46.934 --> 00:46:48.633 Had he known Sarah Majors, 1004 00:46:48.767 --> 00:46:52.700 he should have included women in his proclamation. 1005 00:46:55.967 --> 00:46:57.800 Thank you. 1006 00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:06.934 So, um... ahem. 1007 00:47:07.066 --> 00:47:09.033 There's a... 1008 00:47:09.166 --> 00:47:10.500 there's a doctor 1009 00:47:10.633 --> 00:47:13.100 at New York College of Medicine and Technology 1010 00:47:13.233 --> 00:47:14.934 who I contacted. 1011 00:47:15.066 --> 00:47:16.333 I told her about you. 1012 00:47:16.467 --> 00:47:19.333 And she's very interested in your story 1013 00:47:19.467 --> 00:47:23.066 and very curious to meet you. 1014 00:47:23.200 --> 00:47:24.100 Truthfully? 1015 00:47:24.233 --> 00:47:25.066 Mm-hmm. 1016 00:47:25.200 --> 00:47:27.100 Hey. 1017 00:47:27.233 --> 00:47:28.934 I know, I know. Homework. 1018 00:47:29.066 --> 00:47:30.233 I want you to have this. 1019 00:47:30.367 --> 00:47:31.567 It's a toy. 1020 00:47:31.700 --> 00:47:32.867 You can play with it, 1021 00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:34.700 and then you won't have to be afraid of the real tractor. 1022 00:47:34.834 --> 00:47:37.000 That's very kind. 1023 00:47:37.133 --> 00:47:39.367 And then maybe you could think of everything like that. 1024 00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:42.433 Tractors, trucks, helicopters-- like they're all just big toys. 1025 00:47:55.467 --> 00:47:59.233 I would like, very much, to talk to your expert. 1026 00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:02.767 Okay. 1027 00:48:19.367 --> 00:48:22.033 It's been a long time since I've been to the city. 1028 00:48:22.166 --> 00:48:23.734 Okay, on that, I just want to warn you, 1029 00:48:23.867 --> 00:48:25.800 New York has changed a little bit. 1030 00:48:25.934 --> 00:48:27.300 Is Broadway still there? 1031 00:48:27.433 --> 00:48:29.133 Yes... 1032 00:48:29.266 --> 00:48:31.200 I once walked all the way from the Battery 1033 00:48:31.333 --> 00:48:32.467 to Greenwich Village. 1034 00:48:32.600 --> 00:48:33.633 Are those places still there? 1035 00:48:33.767 --> 00:48:34.867 Yes-- 1036 00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:37.633 Through Lispenard's Meadow, past the Manhattan well... 1037 00:48:37.767 --> 00:48:40.166 I know it will look different, but I'm prepared. 1038 00:48:41.133 --> 00:48:43.500 Okay, I just don't want you to freak out. 1039 00:48:43.633 --> 00:48:45.934 "Freak out"? 1040 00:49:02.700 --> 00:49:04.834 So this is what I meant by freaking out. 1041 00:49:07.000 --> 00:49:08.767 - I see. - Mm. 1042 00:49:11.433 --> 00:49:12.967 As I count backwards, 1043 00:49:13.100 --> 00:49:16.233 your eyes will become heavier and heavier. 1044 00:49:16.367 --> 00:49:18.033 After I reach one, 1045 00:49:18.166 --> 00:49:20.967 you will be in a deep hypnotic state. 1046 00:49:21.100 --> 00:49:23.066 Do you understand? 1047 00:49:23.200 --> 00:49:24.967 Yes. 1048 00:49:27.100 --> 00:49:28.633 Five... 1049 00:49:28.767 --> 00:49:30.600 four, 1050 00:49:30.734 --> 00:49:32.800 three, 1051 00:49:32.934 --> 00:49:34.700 two, 1052 00:49:34.834 --> 00:49:35.934 one. 1053 00:49:39.934 --> 00:49:42.033 Thank you for bringing his case to my attention. 1054 00:49:42.166 --> 00:49:44.033 It's quite fascinating. 1055 00:49:44.166 --> 00:49:45.767 Can you help him? 1056 00:49:45.900 --> 00:49:47.900 He does seem to have gone through a war. 1057 00:49:48.033 --> 00:49:50.200 But the most intriguing thing is that, 1058 00:49:50.333 --> 00:49:51.700 as a coping mechanism, 1059 00:49:51.834 --> 00:49:54.533 I think his brain has created an elaborate delusion 1060 00:49:54.667 --> 00:49:55.900 which places his trauma 1061 00:49:56.033 --> 00:49:59.734 to a war almost 250 years in the past. 1062 00:49:59.867 --> 00:50:01.967 I believe this makes it somehow safer for him. 1063 00:50:02.100 --> 00:50:03.100 Is this common? 1064 00:50:03.233 --> 00:50:04.533 I mean, have you seen this before? 1065 00:50:04.667 --> 00:50:06.767 No. It's quite unusual. 1066 00:50:06.900 --> 00:50:08.700 Especially for a patient to maintain 1067 00:50:08.834 --> 00:50:11.133 such a complex delusion under hypnosis. 1068 00:50:11.266 --> 00:50:13.467 We'd like to do a few more tests. 1069 00:50:13.600 --> 00:50:16.133 Yeah, sure. 1070 00:50:18.600 --> 00:50:20.700 Not sure what this foreign object is, 1071 00:50:20.834 --> 00:50:24.333 but we could remove it simply, with a local anesthetic. 1072 00:50:28.033 --> 00:50:29.900 Remove it? Now? 1073 00:50:34.433 --> 00:50:35.467 Are you all right? 1074 00:50:35.600 --> 00:50:37.867 I need a leather strap to bite on. 1075 00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:39.066 Please don't start yet. 1076 00:50:39.200 --> 00:50:41.900 Uh, actually, we're almost done. 1077 00:50:42.033 --> 00:50:44.066 How did you do that? 1078 00:50:44.200 --> 00:50:46.066 Anesthesia. 1079 00:50:46.200 --> 00:50:47.767 Oh! 1080 00:50:47.900 --> 00:50:49.467 I-I suppose I'm fine, then. 1081 00:50:49.600 --> 00:50:50.967 Yeah. 1082 00:50:51.100 --> 00:50:53.166 What do you think that is? 1083 00:50:58.033 --> 00:51:00.333 I was shot. 1084 00:51:01.734 --> 00:51:03.800 That is a "Brown Bess" musket ball. 1085 00:51:03.934 --> 00:51:06.433 They stopped making those in 1820. 1086 00:51:06.567 --> 00:51:09.700 Where, uh... Where'd you find it? 1087 00:51:09.834 --> 00:51:12.467 It was pulled from this man's leg. 1088 00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.633 I mean, I've heard of these "re-enactors" going pretty far, 1089 00:51:16.767 --> 00:51:19.834 but you, my friend, you take the cake. 1090 00:51:29.800 --> 00:51:32.166 How can this even be the same place? 1091 00:51:32.300 --> 00:51:34.467 I know, it looks different to me, 1092 00:51:34.600 --> 00:51:36.633 and I only left 10 years ago. 1093 00:51:36.767 --> 00:51:38.166 You lived in New York City? 1094 00:51:38.300 --> 00:51:40.867 Yeah. Yeah. Until Simon left. 1095 00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:42.367 Your husband? 1096 00:51:42.500 --> 00:51:43.967 No. Baby daddy. 1097 00:51:44.100 --> 00:51:45.367 "Baby daddy"? 1098 00:51:45.500 --> 00:51:46.667 Yeah. 1099 00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:48.033 We weren't married. 1100 00:51:48.166 --> 00:51:49.934 I know that sounds unusual to you, 1101 00:51:50.066 --> 00:51:53.100 but it's really not that uncommon anymore. 1102 00:51:53.233 --> 00:51:55.166 He left, uh, right before Henry was born. 1103 00:51:55.300 --> 00:51:56.500 I'm sorry. 1104 00:51:56.633 --> 00:51:57.867 There is nothing less honorable 1105 00:51:58.000 --> 00:51:59.867 than a man abandoning a woman with child. 1106 00:52:00.066 --> 00:52:02.734 Yeah, well, that's something we both can agree on. 1107 00:52:02.867 --> 00:52:05.767 Anyway, but really, I'm fine now. 1108 00:52:05.900 --> 00:52:07.433 So you left the city? 1109 00:52:07.567 --> 00:52:09.033 Yes. 1110 00:52:09.166 --> 00:52:11.233 Uh, so, my parents had just retired, 1111 00:52:11.367 --> 00:52:14.433 and I admit I was feeling a bit overwhelmed, 1112 00:52:14.567 --> 00:52:16.834 so I took a hiatus from my advertising job. 1113 00:52:16.967 --> 00:52:18.567 I thought it would be temporary, 1114 00:52:18.700 --> 00:52:20.400 but then, my mom got Alzheimer's, 1115 00:52:20.533 --> 00:52:22.066 so I stayed. 1116 00:52:22.200 --> 00:52:24.000 Um, Alzheimer's is a disease 1117 00:52:24.133 --> 00:52:26.400 where you stop being able to remember things. 1118 00:52:26.533 --> 00:52:27.934 Like me? 1119 00:52:28.066 --> 00:52:30.934 No. Not quite. 1120 00:52:31.066 --> 00:52:34.000 Anyway, it was a difficult couple of years. 1121 00:52:34.133 --> 00:52:35.567 But you know I realized? 1122 00:52:35.700 --> 00:52:37.767 People need healthy food-- 1123 00:52:37.900 --> 00:52:40.900 not food filled with chemicals and... 1124 00:52:41.033 --> 00:52:42.066 that's where I feel like 1125 00:52:42.200 --> 00:52:44.700 I'm really accomplishing something. 1126 00:53:04.734 --> 00:53:07.066 Why is it called "Edge"? 1127 00:53:07.200 --> 00:53:09.500 I'll show you if you're up for it. 1128 00:53:19.033 --> 00:53:20.667 Come on. Walk straight. 1129 00:53:22.200 --> 00:53:23.600 You've got to walk straight. 1130 00:53:28.066 --> 00:53:30.000 Are you sure it's safe for us to be up this high? 1131 00:53:30.133 --> 00:53:31.000 Yes. 1132 00:53:31.133 --> 00:53:33.266 Okay, you see that building right there? 1133 00:53:33.400 --> 00:53:36.300 That building is still standing and it was built 90 years ago. 1134 00:53:36.433 --> 00:53:37.533 Come on. 1135 00:53:41.266 --> 00:53:42.333 Oh, my. 1136 00:53:44.266 --> 00:53:46.800 Yeah, it's pretty impressive, isn't it? 1137 00:53:46.934 --> 00:53:50.266 I wonder if this is what Heaven must be like. 1138 00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:52.767 Yeah, I have to admit, it still takes my breath away. 1139 00:53:54.700 --> 00:53:57.333 Who'd have dreamed we'd be capable of such edifices? 1140 00:53:57.467 --> 00:54:01.000 Humans seem intent on always wanting more, 1141 00:54:01.133 --> 00:54:03.767 going bigger. 1142 00:54:06.333 --> 00:54:08.633 It's reassuring to know we got it right. 1143 00:54:08.767 --> 00:54:09.900 The architecture? 1144 00:54:10.033 --> 00:54:11.133 No. 1145 00:54:11.266 --> 00:54:13.066 All of this. 1146 00:54:13.200 --> 00:54:14.800 America. 1147 00:54:14.934 --> 00:54:16.533 When we battled for our independence, 1148 00:54:16.667 --> 00:54:19.934 it was really just a theory... democracy. 1149 00:54:21.700 --> 00:54:23.000 At the time, 1150 00:54:23.133 --> 00:54:24.633 it seemed like a grand experiment. 1151 00:54:24.767 --> 00:54:27.066 We didn't know if we'd survive, as a people, 1152 00:54:27.200 --> 00:54:28.166 as a country. 1153 00:54:28.300 --> 00:54:29.867 It's good to see 1154 00:54:30.000 --> 00:54:31.667 that we managed to figure it out. 1155 00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:33.667 I don't know that we figured it out. 1156 00:54:33.800 --> 00:54:35.700 I mean, not by a long shot. 1157 00:54:35.834 --> 00:54:38.800 After all this time, we keep trying. 1158 00:54:38.934 --> 00:54:40.567 I think that's what's important. 1159 00:54:40.700 --> 00:54:41.834 Well, 1160 00:54:41.967 --> 00:54:43.333 at the very least, 1161 00:54:43.467 --> 00:54:45.800 it's good to know that the ideals we fought for-- 1162 00:54:45.934 --> 00:54:49.400 they have definitely amounted to all this. 1163 00:54:49.533 --> 00:54:50.834 When I look around, 1164 00:54:50.967 --> 00:54:54.400 I see something grand and marvelous. 1165 00:54:57.533 --> 00:55:00.934 It does seem to allow people to take liberties, I suppose. 1166 00:55:02.500 --> 00:55:04.300 Well, it is pretty romantic. 1167 00:55:12.567 --> 00:55:14.700 When we run out of probable explanations 1168 00:55:14.834 --> 00:55:17.033 for your story, 1169 00:55:17.166 --> 00:55:21.233 then perhaps it's time to consider improbable ones. 1170 00:55:22.500 --> 00:55:24.100 We've had a request 1171 00:55:24.233 --> 00:55:26.900 for you to discuss all of this with Dr. Silver. 1172 00:55:27.033 --> 00:55:30.633 He teaches quantum theory in our physics department. 1173 00:55:33.100 --> 00:55:34.900 You see, we've run different combinations of elements 1174 00:55:35.033 --> 00:55:36.100 though our computer models 1175 00:55:36.233 --> 00:55:38.300 in order to formulate an equation that would account 1176 00:55:38.433 --> 00:55:40.734 for certain types of quantum anomalies. 1177 00:55:40.867 --> 00:55:42.700 Is this a commonplace mysticism for you? 1178 00:55:42.834 --> 00:55:44.967 Because I understand this about as well as I do your tractor. 1179 00:55:45.100 --> 00:55:46.467 I have no idea what he's talking about either. 1180 00:55:46.600 --> 00:55:47.400 Sorry. 1181 00:55:47.533 --> 00:55:48.367 No, no. I'm sorry. 1182 00:55:48.500 --> 00:55:49.333 I may have gotten 1183 00:55:49.467 --> 00:55:50.800 a little carried away in my excitement. 1184 00:55:50.934 --> 00:55:52.533 You see, you, sir, may represent 1185 00:55:52.667 --> 00:55:54.734 the living embodiment of this theory. 1186 00:55:54.867 --> 00:55:56.300 What exactly is the theory? 1187 00:55:56.433 --> 00:55:58.433 Well, let me explain it to you another way. 1188 00:55:58.567 --> 00:56:00.333 You see, quantum physics is a science 1189 00:56:00.467 --> 00:56:02.467 which examines physical phenomena 1190 00:56:02.600 --> 00:56:04.300 usually along a subatomic scale. 1191 00:56:04.433 --> 00:56:05.834 Now, here's an example. 1192 00:56:05.967 --> 00:56:07.500 We've recently taken trace amounts 1193 00:56:07.633 --> 00:56:09.000 of new uranium particles 1194 00:56:09.133 --> 00:56:11.033 and placed them at the Bikini Atoll. 1195 00:56:11.166 --> 00:56:12.867 Where the nuclear bomb was tested? 1196 00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:14.133 Yes, that's right. 1197 00:56:14.266 --> 00:56:16.100 I don't know what any of that is. 1198 00:56:16.233 --> 00:56:18.633 That's fine, but here's what's significant. 1199 00:56:18.767 --> 00:56:20.533 Now, we've noticed disturbances 1200 00:56:20.667 --> 00:56:22.367 in the present-day uranium particles 1201 00:56:22.500 --> 00:56:23.834 similar to what we would expect to find 1202 00:56:23.967 --> 00:56:25.033 after a nuclear blast, 1203 00:56:25.166 --> 00:56:29.100 even though that event took place over 70 years ago. 1204 00:56:29.233 --> 00:56:31.367 You see... 1205 00:56:31.500 --> 00:56:33.967 there seems to be a connection between the particles 1206 00:56:34.100 --> 00:56:36.266 that exists across time. 1207 00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:38.367 How does that apply to Rip? 1208 00:56:38.500 --> 00:56:40.033 Well... 1209 00:56:40.166 --> 00:56:42.800 let's imagine that this is the history of America, 1210 00:56:42.934 --> 00:56:44.500 from the establishment of the colonies 1211 00:56:44.633 --> 00:56:46.500 all the way up to the present time. 1212 00:56:46.633 --> 00:56:47.834 Now, we have always assumed 1213 00:56:47.967 --> 00:56:50.300 that time moves us at a consistent pace, 1214 00:56:50.433 --> 00:56:52.333 just one way, along this line. 1215 00:56:52.467 --> 00:56:54.667 But the behavior of the uranium particles 1216 00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:56.934 suggests that great energetic disturbances 1217 00:56:57.066 --> 00:56:58.700 create wormholes. 1218 00:56:58.834 --> 00:57:01.567 Now, this would explain how a person such as yourself, 1219 00:57:01.700 --> 00:57:02.900 from this point in time, 1220 00:57:03.033 --> 00:57:05.000 could end up at this point in time. 1221 00:57:05.133 --> 00:57:07.333 If the cave that you mentioned 1222 00:57:07.467 --> 00:57:09.667 had high amounts of lead, zinc, molybdenum, 1223 00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:11.367 and trace amounts of a radioactive element 1224 00:57:11.500 --> 00:57:13.333 like uranium, or radium even, 1225 00:57:13.467 --> 00:57:15.767 and it was subject to intense jolts of energy-- 1226 00:57:15.900 --> 00:57:18.000 like the lightning strike that you described-- 1227 00:57:18.133 --> 00:57:21.166 it would effectively create a wormhole. 1228 00:57:21.300 --> 00:57:22.767 And that wormhole 1229 00:57:22.900 --> 00:57:26.900 would result in a fold, or a tear in time, 1230 00:57:27.033 --> 00:57:28.900 landing you, my friend... 1231 00:57:30.233 --> 00:57:31.934 ...in the future. 1232 00:57:35.233 --> 00:57:37.433 So you're saying his story is real? 1233 00:57:37.567 --> 00:57:40.900 Do you think I could get back to my own time? 1234 00:57:41.033 --> 00:57:43.700 The answer to both your questions 1235 00:57:43.834 --> 00:57:45.967 is, theoretically... yes. 1236 00:57:47.133 --> 00:57:49.200 Yes, it's possible. 1237 00:58:00.133 --> 00:58:01.633 Grand and marvelous. 1238 00:58:01.767 --> 00:58:03.333 What's that? 1239 00:58:04.600 --> 00:58:05.400 Thank you. 1240 00:58:05.533 --> 00:58:07.066 For what? 1241 00:58:07.200 --> 00:58:09.500 For taking me here. 1242 00:58:09.633 --> 00:58:12.400 And for taking my story seriously. 1243 00:58:12.533 --> 00:58:15.133 And for taking me in. 1244 00:58:15.266 --> 00:58:17.767 When you found me in your barn, 1245 00:58:17.900 --> 00:58:21.033 you were very gracious and trusting. 1246 00:58:22.533 --> 00:58:25.500 I don't pretend to understand this new world, 1247 00:58:25.633 --> 00:58:26.967 but I believe I've learned enough to know 1248 00:58:27.100 --> 00:58:29.934 that it was an unlikely and generous thing. 1249 00:58:31.200 --> 00:58:33.100 You're welcome. 1250 00:58:36.133 --> 00:58:38.967 Do you think what the doctor told us is true? 1251 00:58:42.033 --> 00:58:43.934 I wish I knew. 1252 00:58:44.066 --> 00:58:46.033 I... I don't know. 1253 00:58:49.734 --> 00:58:51.133 Some days on the farm, 1254 00:58:51.266 --> 00:58:52.633 I... 1255 00:58:52.767 --> 00:58:55.767 I feel as if there's no place I'd rather be. 1256 00:58:55.900 --> 00:58:58.467 But then, there are times like this, 1257 00:58:58.600 --> 00:58:59.633 this trip into the city, 1258 00:58:59.767 --> 00:59:03.333 where I worry I might never fit into this new world. 1259 00:59:09.166 --> 00:59:11.033 But it sure is something. 1260 00:59:28.867 --> 00:59:29.867 - Hey! - Hey. 1261 00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:31.233 Is something wrong? 1262 00:59:31.367 --> 00:59:32.967 No, I don't think so. 1263 00:59:33.100 --> 00:59:34.300 Does something need to be wrong? 1264 00:59:34.433 --> 00:59:36.367 I just haven't seen you in a little while. 1265 00:59:36.500 --> 00:59:38.367 Right. I'm sorry. 1266 00:59:38.500 --> 00:59:40.734 I've just been-- I've just been really busy. 1267 00:59:40.867 --> 00:59:41.900 - I thought so. - Yeah. 1268 00:59:42.033 --> 00:59:43.800 You know, I was thinking, "Sarah must be so busy..." 1269 00:59:43.934 --> 00:59:45.633 and "Sarah must need a break." 1270 00:59:45.767 --> 00:59:48.100 So, I was thinking we, uh, grill up some steaks-- 1271 00:59:48.233 --> 00:59:50.400 and I brought a nice bottle of that red that you like-- 1272 00:59:50.533 --> 00:59:52.300 Good evening, Deputy. 1273 00:59:53.433 --> 00:59:55.900 Um, it's daytime, but... 1274 00:59:57.567 --> 00:59:58.533 Right. 1275 00:59:58.667 --> 01:00:01.266 Um, Ted-- Ted was just stopping by to say hello. 1276 01:00:02.333 --> 01:00:03.967 Hello. 1277 01:00:05.100 --> 01:00:06.967 Yeah. Hello. 1278 01:00:09.767 --> 01:00:11.133 Y-You know, I was hoping 1279 01:00:11.266 --> 01:00:12.767 that I could just have a little moment with Sarah. 1280 01:00:12.900 --> 01:00:15.033 Just the... two of us. 1281 01:00:15.166 --> 01:00:16.667 Oh. 1282 01:00:18.333 --> 01:00:19.767 Certainly. 1283 01:00:19.900 --> 01:00:21.767 I'll get back to loading the carriage. 1284 01:00:21.900 --> 01:00:23.533 Uh, "truck." 1285 01:00:23.667 --> 01:00:26.133 Thank you. Yeah, tha-- that one. Thanks. 1286 01:00:28.266 --> 01:00:29.433 Good day! 1287 01:00:29.567 --> 01:00:31.767 Good day. 1288 01:00:35.367 --> 01:00:36.700 How's it going with him? 1289 01:00:36.834 --> 01:00:38.567 Giving you any trouble? 1290 01:00:38.700 --> 01:00:39.633 No. Not at all. 1291 01:00:39.767 --> 01:00:40.967 Okay, well, listen. 1292 01:00:41.100 --> 01:00:42.300 While I'm here, 1293 01:00:42.433 --> 01:00:44.967 I actually got a response from the National Military Archive, 1294 01:00:45.100 --> 01:00:46.967 and there's absolutely no record 1295 01:00:47.100 --> 01:00:49.133 of your guy ever having served in the military. 1296 01:00:49.266 --> 01:00:50.433 His name is Rip. 1297 01:00:50.567 --> 01:00:52.934 Yeah, pretty sure that's not his real name. 1298 01:00:53.066 --> 01:00:54.800 What are you trying to say, Ted? 1299 01:00:54.934 --> 01:00:55.934 Well, people in town 1300 01:00:56.066 --> 01:00:58.467 have been talking about this crazy story of his 1301 01:00:58.600 --> 01:01:01.033 and we're all more than a little concerned, 1302 01:01:01.166 --> 01:01:06.200 and you know, I've heard of situations like this before. 1303 01:01:06.333 --> 01:01:09.133 Really? You've heard of situations like Rip's? 1304 01:01:09.266 --> 01:01:11.767 Situations where a con artist comes along, 1305 01:01:11.900 --> 01:01:14.133 and tells a wild story to some easy marks, yeah. 1306 01:01:14.266 --> 01:01:15.300 Oh! Oh. So I assume 1307 01:01:15.433 --> 01:01:17.467 that Dad and I are the "easy marks" in this story? 1308 01:01:17.600 --> 01:01:19.166 Sarah, come on. 1309 01:01:19.300 --> 01:01:21.500 I'm just worried that he might be taking advantage of you. 1310 01:01:21.633 --> 01:01:23.700 Ted. I-I can't do this right now. 1311 01:01:23.834 --> 01:01:24.533 I'm so sorry. 1312 01:01:24.667 --> 01:01:27.200 I-I'm just, like, I'm really busy. 1313 01:01:27.333 --> 01:01:28.433 Can we talk later? 1314 01:01:28.567 --> 01:01:29.900 Sure. 1315 01:01:31.467 --> 01:01:32.500 Um, what about this weekend? 1316 01:01:33.800 --> 01:01:37.800 Look. I appreciate the offer. I am just so slammed right now. 1317 01:01:37.934 --> 01:01:39.500 No, I mean the festival. 1318 01:01:39.633 --> 01:01:40.600 You're gonna come, aren't you? 1319 01:01:40.734 --> 01:01:42.667 Right. Yes. The festival. 1320 01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:45.533 Of course. I-I-I will be at the festival. 1321 01:01:45.667 --> 01:01:47.033 Okay, then. 1322 01:01:47.166 --> 01:01:50.500 And maybe another time for the steaks? 1323 01:01:53.000 --> 01:01:53.934 Sure. Sure. 1324 01:01:54.066 --> 01:01:55.000 Okay. 1325 01:01:55.133 --> 01:01:57.200 Uh, don't work too hard. 1326 01:01:57.333 --> 01:01:59.100 - Thanks. - All right. 1327 01:02:20.800 --> 01:02:22.400 Mom, they have candy apples! 1328 01:02:22.533 --> 01:02:24.266 You'll be on a sugar-high all night. 1329 01:02:24.400 --> 01:02:25.433 He'll be fine! 1330 01:02:25.567 --> 01:02:27.900 Come on. I see Bloom's hard cider stand over there. 1331 01:02:28.033 --> 01:02:30.200 Go easy, both of you! 1332 01:02:34.700 --> 01:02:36.200 Does that bother you? 1333 01:02:36.333 --> 01:02:39.266 No. It rather delights me. 1334 01:02:39.400 --> 01:02:40.200 Don't worry. 1335 01:02:40.333 --> 01:02:42.400 No one's thinking any the worse of us. 1336 01:02:42.533 --> 01:02:44.667 And even if they were, I wouldn't care. 1337 01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:46.033 Indeed. 1338 01:02:46.166 --> 01:02:48.200 Why does that not surprise me? 1339 01:02:48.333 --> 01:02:50.033 So what about you, Rip? 1340 01:02:50.166 --> 01:02:51.533 What do you want to do? 1341 01:02:51.667 --> 01:02:53.033 At the moment, 1342 01:02:53.166 --> 01:02:54.767 I should like nothing more than to accompany you 1343 01:02:54.900 --> 01:02:56.166 to wherever your heart may fancy. 1344 01:02:56.300 --> 01:02:57.333 Ooh, you better be careful. 1345 01:02:57.467 --> 01:02:59.100 You don't know what you're getting yourself into. 1346 01:02:59.233 --> 01:03:00.734 Oh, dear. 1347 01:03:00.867 --> 01:03:03.300 Let's go have some fun. 1348 01:03:09.300 --> 01:03:11.066 It's loud! 1349 01:03:11.200 --> 01:03:13.333 Where are the musicians? 1350 01:03:13.467 --> 01:03:16.233 How have they secreted them inside this box? 1351 01:03:16.367 --> 01:03:18.233 No, that's a speaker! 1352 01:03:18.367 --> 01:03:20.066 You're not supposed to stand that close to it. 1353 01:03:20.200 --> 01:03:22.467 It's just a recording. You see that guy? 1354 01:03:22.600 --> 01:03:23.834 He's playing the music. 1355 01:03:23.967 --> 01:03:26.166 Oh... 1356 01:03:26.300 --> 01:03:27.500 This is rock music! 1357 01:03:27.633 --> 01:03:29.133 What do you think? 1358 01:03:29.266 --> 01:03:30.900 I'm not sure I can think at all. 1359 01:03:31.033 --> 01:03:32.433 Good! That's the point. 1360 01:03:32.567 --> 01:03:34.934 You're just supposed to dance! 1361 01:03:35.066 --> 01:03:37.233 It's okay to let yourself go. 1362 01:03:37.367 --> 01:03:39.767 Just listen to the beat and let your body do the rest. 1363 01:03:41.967 --> 01:03:44.066 Maybe a little more fluid? Yeah. 1364 01:03:47.467 --> 01:03:48.734 Whoo! 1365 01:03:48.867 --> 01:03:51.200 Whoa. Whoa. 1366 01:03:52.734 --> 01:03:54.133 Or maybe more like this-- 1367 01:03:54.266 --> 01:03:56.500 yeah, yeah, there you go. 1368 01:03:58.300 --> 01:03:59.333 Good. 1369 01:04:03.266 --> 01:04:04.166 That was good. 1370 01:04:06.767 --> 01:04:08.066 Pardon me, kind sir. 1371 01:04:08.200 --> 01:04:10.800 I-I don't imagine you would be able 1372 01:04:10.934 --> 01:04:12.400 to play something a bit, um... 1373 01:04:12.533 --> 01:04:13.600 older? 1374 01:04:13.734 --> 01:04:17.900 Perhaps a... a gentle ballad to which one can dance? 1375 01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:24.000 Well... that's an improvement. 1376 01:04:36.667 --> 01:04:39.800 ♪ Crazy ♪ 1377 01:04:39.934 --> 01:04:44.400 ♪ I'm crazy for feeling ♪ 1378 01:04:44.533 --> 01:04:48.834 ♪ So lonely ♪ 1379 01:04:51.467 --> 01:04:53.500 ♪ I'm crazy ♪ 1380 01:04:55.500 --> 01:04:59.500 ♪ Crazy for feeling ♪ 1381 01:04:59.633 --> 01:05:05.066 ♪ So blue ♪ 1382 01:05:07.033 --> 01:05:10.433 ♪ I knew ♪ 1383 01:05:10.567 --> 01:05:19.000 ♪ You'd love me as long As you wanted ♪ 1384 01:05:21.533 --> 01:05:24.300 ♪ And then someday... ♪ 1385 01:05:24.433 --> 01:05:25.367 Ahem. 1386 01:05:25.500 --> 01:05:26.367 Mind if I cut in? 1387 01:05:26.500 --> 01:05:33.266 ♪ ...You'd leave me for somebody new ♪ 1388 01:05:35.667 --> 01:05:37.867 ♪ Worry... ♪ 1389 01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:39.333 - Hi. - Hi. 1390 01:05:41.166 --> 01:05:48.100 ♪ Why do I let myself worry? ♪ 1391 01:05:50.166 --> 01:05:52.367 ♪ For I'm sitting there wondering ♪ 1392 01:05:52.500 --> 01:05:55.567 ♪ Wondering... ♪ 1393 01:05:57.100 --> 01:06:04.400 ♪ What in the world did I do? ♪ 1394 01:06:07.900 --> 01:06:08.834 ♪ Crazy... ♪ 1395 01:06:08.967 --> 01:06:11.000 Hey, freak. What are you doing? 1396 01:06:11.133 --> 01:06:12.600 Leave me alone, Wiley. 1397 01:06:12.734 --> 01:06:13.700 What do you got there? 1398 01:06:13.834 --> 01:06:15.800 I'm hungry. 1399 01:06:15.934 --> 01:06:19.767 Oh, yeah, I just remembered-- I hate candy apples. 1400 01:06:25.233 --> 01:06:27.066 Oh! You gonna cry? 1401 01:06:29.567 --> 01:06:31.000 Come on, freak. Stand up. 1402 01:06:38.133 --> 01:06:40.834 That is a genuine Colonial farming tool 1403 01:06:40.967 --> 01:06:42.700 which was found near this thresher. 1404 01:06:42.834 --> 01:06:44.133 Well, look. 1405 01:06:44.266 --> 01:06:46.667 It's Calvin Majors. 1406 01:06:46.800 --> 01:06:48.834 Now, have you been telling 1407 01:06:48.967 --> 01:06:51.467 more of those incredible stories, Calvin? 1408 01:06:51.600 --> 01:06:52.967 Don't tell us. 1409 01:06:53.100 --> 01:06:55.600 You came to America on the Mayflower? 1410 01:06:55.734 --> 01:06:56.967 Waylon... 1411 01:06:57.100 --> 01:06:59.133 you're a pompous blowhard. 1412 01:06:59.266 --> 01:07:00.700 Well, maybe. 1413 01:07:00.834 --> 01:07:03.000 But at least I'm not nuts. 1414 01:07:04.667 --> 01:07:05.767 Now, as I was saying, 1415 01:07:05.900 --> 01:07:08.667 this thresher here would've been used by the local farmers 1416 01:07:08.800 --> 01:07:12.100 to harvest their barley and, uh, other grains. 1417 01:07:12.233 --> 01:07:13.767 I beg your pardon. 1418 01:07:13.900 --> 01:07:15.433 Look. 1419 01:07:15.567 --> 01:07:18.567 It's the O.G. 1420 01:07:18.700 --> 01:07:20.900 The crazy man himself. 1421 01:07:21.033 --> 01:07:23.333 Perhaps. 1422 01:07:23.467 --> 01:07:25.667 But what I find really crazy 1423 01:07:25.800 --> 01:07:26.834 is how much this man is charging 1424 01:07:26.967 --> 01:07:29.533 for items for which he is clearly misrepresenting. 1425 01:07:29.667 --> 01:07:31.333 Well, now, just a second here. 1426 01:07:31.467 --> 01:07:32.867 This device, for example. 1427 01:07:33.000 --> 01:07:35.533 This was not used for threshing grain. 1428 01:07:35.667 --> 01:07:37.266 It is a "flax break." 1429 01:07:37.400 --> 01:07:39.734 If you will allow me-- 1430 01:07:39.867 --> 01:07:42.266 you will notice... this hole. 1431 01:07:43.500 --> 01:07:45.367 There's a wooden peg which is missing, 1432 01:07:45.500 --> 01:07:47.567 on which this handle hinged. 1433 01:07:47.700 --> 01:07:49.767 When the flax was harvested, 1434 01:07:49.900 --> 01:07:52.000 they would draw it across these wooden slats 1435 01:07:52.133 --> 01:07:54.667 while bringing this handle down repeatedly. 1436 01:07:54.800 --> 01:07:58.100 It would break up the fibers of the flax plants, 1437 01:07:58.233 --> 01:07:59.567 so they could be carded, 1438 01:07:59.700 --> 01:08:02.166 and spun into thread, then woven into linen. 1439 01:08:02.300 --> 01:08:04.300 And that item you are about to buy, madam, 1440 01:08:04.433 --> 01:08:06.667 that... 1441 01:08:06.800 --> 01:08:09.967 is not a farming implement, as he stated. 1442 01:08:11.100 --> 01:08:12.734 It is a child's toy... 1443 01:08:13.900 --> 01:08:15.934 ...and it is broken. 1444 01:08:17.567 --> 01:08:20.734 Uh, if you'll excuse me, I can hear my phone ringing. 1445 01:08:20.867 --> 01:08:23.333 Hopefully it's someone who knows what they're taking about. 1446 01:08:23.467 --> 01:08:24.333 You obviously don't. 1447 01:08:28.600 --> 01:08:30.000 Oh! That was amazing! 1448 01:08:30.133 --> 01:08:33.066 I have never seen Waylon so embarrassed. 1449 01:08:33.200 --> 01:08:34.033 Oh... 1450 01:08:34.166 --> 01:08:36.433 I don't think I needed that last cider. 1451 01:08:36.567 --> 01:08:38.300 Or the one before that. 1452 01:08:38.433 --> 01:08:40.567 - Oh, yeah. - Let's get you to bed. 1453 01:08:42.266 --> 01:08:43.300 Mm. 1454 01:08:43.433 --> 01:08:45.166 "It's a flax break." 1455 01:08:45.300 --> 01:08:47.166 "Oh, I think I hear my phone ringing!" 1456 01:08:48.967 --> 01:08:50.633 Ahh... 1457 01:08:57.700 --> 01:08:59.266 You don't have to do that. 1458 01:08:59.400 --> 01:09:01.433 I don't mind. 1459 01:09:05.934 --> 01:09:08.667 Your father... 1460 01:09:08.800 --> 01:09:10.533 you're lucky to have him. 1461 01:09:19.133 --> 01:09:20.734 I should say goodnight. 1462 01:09:20.867 --> 01:09:22.667 Okay. 1463 01:09:40.266 --> 01:09:41.800 Rip! 1464 01:09:41.934 --> 01:09:43.867 Sarah? 1465 01:09:54.200 --> 01:09:56.900 I'm a man of old-fashioned principles. 1466 01:09:57.033 --> 01:09:58.000 I can't. 1467 01:10:23.200 --> 01:10:24.667 Goodnight, Sarah. 1468 01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:26.767 Goodnight. 1469 01:10:57.166 --> 01:10:58.367 Deputy. 1470 01:10:58.500 --> 01:11:00.133 Can I come in? 1471 01:11:02.567 --> 01:11:04.500 Thanks. 1472 01:11:07.567 --> 01:11:09.200 Is everything all right? 1473 01:11:09.333 --> 01:11:11.233 Were you expecting someone else? 1474 01:11:13.633 --> 01:11:16.033 It's a nice farm, isn't it? 1475 01:11:17.600 --> 01:11:19.467 She's made a good life here. 1476 01:11:21.600 --> 01:11:23.567 And the business... it's taking off. 1477 01:11:25.734 --> 01:11:28.200 She's really made something out of this place. 1478 01:11:28.333 --> 01:11:29.533 Yes, I have 1479 01:11:29.667 --> 01:11:32.166 a tremendous admiration for Sarah 1480 01:11:32.300 --> 01:11:34.166 and her accomplishments. 1481 01:11:34.300 --> 01:11:35.367 Excuse me. 1482 01:11:35.500 --> 01:11:36.467 I bet you do. 1483 01:11:39.166 --> 01:11:40.467 So... 1484 01:11:40.600 --> 01:11:42.500 I suppose you're probably thinking 1485 01:11:42.633 --> 01:11:45.066 things are going according to plan, huh? 1486 01:11:46.734 --> 01:11:49.300 I'm sorry. I'm not sure I understand. 1487 01:11:49.433 --> 01:11:50.834 Look, uh... 1488 01:11:50.967 --> 01:11:53.200 it's just you and me here, 1489 01:11:53.333 --> 01:11:55.867 so can we drop the whole innocent 1490 01:11:56.000 --> 01:11:58.033 "I don't know anything about anything" act 1491 01:11:58.166 --> 01:11:59.533 and just talk? 1492 01:12:00.834 --> 01:12:03.767 'Cause you know there's no way I can let a con man like you 1493 01:12:03.900 --> 01:12:05.767 take advantage of good people like this, right? 1494 01:12:05.900 --> 01:12:07.700 I assure you, 1495 01:12:07.834 --> 01:12:09.500 that is not what I am doing here. 1496 01:12:09.633 --> 01:12:10.934 I have tried to behave 1497 01:12:11.066 --> 01:12:12.567 in only the most honorable manner. 1498 01:12:14.400 --> 01:12:16.100 - Honorable? - Yes. 1499 01:12:16.233 --> 01:12:18.166 Interesting. 1500 01:12:18.300 --> 01:12:20.433 Let me tell you what I see. 1501 01:12:21.834 --> 01:12:24.667 You come along out of nowhere, 1502 01:12:24.800 --> 01:12:30.433 acting innocent and confused and helpless. 1503 01:12:30.567 --> 01:12:32.533 And somehow you get them to go along 1504 01:12:32.667 --> 01:12:35.100 with your ridiculous stories 1505 01:12:35.233 --> 01:12:37.667 and maybe eventually they feel sorry enough for you 1506 01:12:37.800 --> 01:12:39.800 to keep you hanging around. 1507 01:12:41.467 --> 01:12:43.300 How am I doing so far? 1508 01:12:44.900 --> 01:12:45.834 So now what? 1509 01:12:45.967 --> 01:12:47.700 Well... 1510 01:12:47.834 --> 01:12:50.433 please, enlighten me. 1511 01:12:51.900 --> 01:12:53.033 Well, you're not really gonna stick around. 1512 01:12:53.166 --> 01:12:55.233 We both know that. 1513 01:12:56.233 --> 01:12:58.000 No. 1514 01:12:58.133 --> 01:13:02.333 You fooled these people into thinking you belong here. 1515 01:13:02.467 --> 01:13:04.734 But you do not. 1516 01:13:04.867 --> 01:13:06.233 And in the end, 1517 01:13:06.367 --> 01:13:09.734 all you're gonna do is break their hearts. 1518 01:13:09.867 --> 01:13:11.166 I would never want that. 1519 01:13:11.300 --> 01:13:13.100 Good. 1520 01:13:14.266 --> 01:13:17.300 I hope that's true. 1521 01:13:18.867 --> 01:13:21.900 Because I love that woman... 1522 01:13:22.033 --> 01:13:25.000 and I will not see her hurt. 1523 01:13:25.133 --> 01:13:28.633 I want to give her things you never could. 1524 01:13:28.767 --> 01:13:31.633 I mean, what do you really bring to the table? 1525 01:13:31.767 --> 01:13:35.133 Aside from silly stories and zero prospects? 1526 01:13:35.266 --> 01:13:36.834 I think I have something to offer 1527 01:13:36.967 --> 01:13:39.000 that men of this time have long forgotten. 1528 01:13:41.533 --> 01:13:44.600 I gotta give it to you, man. 1529 01:13:44.734 --> 01:13:46.734 You are good with words. 1530 01:13:46.867 --> 01:13:48.834 I mean, this whole... this whole thing-- 1531 01:13:48.967 --> 01:13:51.633 it works. 1532 01:13:51.767 --> 01:13:53.633 But listen up, Rip. 1533 01:13:53.767 --> 01:13:58.300 If you truly love Sarah, just do the right thing. 1534 01:13:58.433 --> 01:14:01.200 Your presence here is doing damage 1535 01:14:01.333 --> 01:14:02.934 to her and her entire family. 1536 01:14:05.033 --> 01:14:07.200 I can't even imagine what you mean. I-- 1537 01:14:07.333 --> 01:14:09.200 Well, that's the problem, isn't it? 1538 01:14:09.333 --> 01:14:11.400 Because she's not gonna tell you. 1539 01:14:11.533 --> 01:14:13.133 She's too kind. 1540 01:14:13.266 --> 01:14:15.967 Too good. 1541 01:14:16.100 --> 01:14:18.734 But she is becoming a joke in this town, 1542 01:14:18.867 --> 01:14:20.934 and I won't have it. 1543 01:14:22.133 --> 01:14:24.400 Her son is being bullied. 1544 01:14:24.533 --> 01:14:26.400 Her dad is being mocked. 1545 01:14:26.533 --> 01:14:29.033 All because they have a guy living with them 1546 01:14:29.166 --> 01:14:31.233 who claims he knew George Washington. 1547 01:14:31.367 --> 01:14:33.867 I know how it sounds. 1548 01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:35.033 But it's the truth. 1549 01:14:35.166 --> 01:14:37.734 A real man wouldn't do this, Rip... 1550 01:14:41.700 --> 01:14:45.533 ...even if he is delusional enough 1551 01:14:45.667 --> 01:14:48.867 to think he fought in the American Revolution. 1552 01:14:50.600 --> 01:14:52.734 I'm telling you right now 1553 01:14:52.867 --> 01:14:56.533 there is no future for you here. 1554 01:14:56.667 --> 01:14:58.900 And if you stay a moment longer, 1555 01:14:59.033 --> 01:15:01.567 you might not have any future left at all. 1556 01:15:03.033 --> 01:15:05.100 There's those words again. 1557 01:15:19.567 --> 01:15:20.533 ...This is 1558 01:15:20.667 --> 01:15:22.700 your current traffic and weather on the hour. 1559 01:15:22.834 --> 01:15:23.934 Sorry, folks, but it's a real nasty... 1560 01:15:24.066 --> 01:15:24.967 Morning. 1561 01:15:26.333 --> 01:15:27.300 Coffee's ready 1562 01:15:27.433 --> 01:15:30.266 and I'm about to go fix some eggs. 1563 01:15:30.400 --> 01:15:33.100 ...Road closures along the 202. 1564 01:15:33.233 --> 01:15:35.300 There's also a report of a downed electrical line... 1565 01:15:35.433 --> 01:15:37.300 Good morning. 1566 01:15:37.433 --> 01:15:39.567 My tongue feels like it's wearing a sweater. 1567 01:15:39.700 --> 01:15:42.433 ...Major precipitation is expected throughout the day 1568 01:15:42.567 --> 01:15:43.967 and a travel advisory has been issued 1569 01:15:44.100 --> 01:15:47.233 along the entire Hudson River Valley. 1570 01:15:47.367 --> 01:15:48.967 We're running a little bit late this morning. 1571 01:15:49.100 --> 01:15:50.567 The storm temporarily knocked out the power, 1572 01:15:50.700 --> 01:15:51.867 so my alarm didn't go off. 1573 01:15:52.000 --> 01:15:53.100 Mom, do I have to go to school? 1574 01:15:53.233 --> 01:15:54.734 This is gonna be some storm! 1575 01:15:54.867 --> 01:15:56.767 Get your butt into gear. 1576 01:15:56.900 --> 01:15:58.300 All right, don't forget, 1577 01:15:58.433 --> 01:15:59.633 we have to batten down the chicken coop 1578 01:15:59.767 --> 01:16:01.266 and check the latches on the barn. 1579 01:16:01.400 --> 01:16:03.767 ...Find yourself a fire and snuggle up with a good book, 1580 01:16:03.900 --> 01:16:06.834 or, if you're like me, get caught up on some sleep. 1581 01:16:06.967 --> 01:16:08.433 This one has the potential to develop into 1582 01:16:08.567 --> 01:16:09.767 one of the biggest electrical storms 1583 01:16:09.900 --> 01:16:12.100 we've seen in decades. 1584 01:16:16.567 --> 01:16:18.300 Hey! 1585 01:16:18.433 --> 01:16:21.200 I think I've almost gotten everything in order. 1586 01:16:21.333 --> 01:16:23.700 Well, I brought you a sandwich and some apple pie. 1587 01:16:23.834 --> 01:16:25.600 That's very... 1588 01:16:25.734 --> 01:16:26.967 you're very kind. 1589 01:16:27.100 --> 01:16:28.100 It's the least I can do. 1590 01:16:28.233 --> 01:16:30.467 It's never the least with you. 1591 01:16:31.533 --> 01:16:33.433 Well, uh, Dad and I are gonna run to the store, 1592 01:16:33.567 --> 01:16:34.767 just to pick up some things, 1593 01:16:34.900 --> 01:16:36.300 in case we're stuck here for the next few days 1594 01:16:36.433 --> 01:16:37.500 with this storm. 1595 01:16:37.633 --> 01:16:38.967 You'll be all right? 1596 01:16:40.266 --> 01:16:42.467 I hope so, Sarah Majors. 1597 01:16:42.600 --> 01:16:44.867 I very much hope so. 1598 01:16:47.500 --> 01:16:49.500 Are you... Are y... Are you okay? 1599 01:16:51.400 --> 01:16:53.533 About last night? 1600 01:16:53.667 --> 01:16:55.867 You just seem-- You seem a little, um... 1601 01:16:56.000 --> 01:17:00.533 No, last night was the most wonderful moment of my life. 1602 01:17:03.567 --> 01:17:05.333 Good. 1603 01:17:19.200 --> 01:17:20.300 We should make sure 1604 01:17:20.433 --> 01:17:22.233 to put extra tie-downs on the barn doors and shutters. 1605 01:17:22.367 --> 01:17:24.266 Yeah. Getting right on that. 1606 01:17:31.734 --> 01:17:33.200 I can't find Rip. 1607 01:17:33.333 --> 01:17:34.533 He's not in the orchard or the barn. 1608 01:17:34.667 --> 01:17:36.200 You check the farmhouse? 1609 01:17:36.333 --> 01:17:38.100 Hey. 1610 01:17:38.233 --> 01:17:40.367 Hi, honey! How was school? 1611 01:17:40.500 --> 01:17:43.033 We practically didn't do anything today. 1612 01:17:43.166 --> 01:17:45.033 I totally could've stayed home. 1613 01:17:45.166 --> 01:17:46.266 Oh, yeah? Why? 1614 01:17:46.400 --> 01:17:48.633 I don't know, everyone was just talking about the storm. 1615 01:17:48.767 --> 01:17:49.667 Sarah. 1616 01:17:53.000 --> 01:17:54.500 It's from Rip. 1617 01:18:00.400 --> 01:18:02.433 "My dearest Sarah, Henry, and Calvin. 1618 01:18:02.567 --> 01:18:05.266 I must sincerely apologize for my sudden de--" 1619 01:18:05.400 --> 01:18:07.333 "...parture." 1620 01:18:07.467 --> 01:18:09.033 "I fear that if I were given--" 1621 01:18:09.166 --> 01:18:10.734 "...weeks or months, 1622 01:18:10.867 --> 01:18:12.367 and the world's greatest volumes, 1623 01:18:12.500 --> 01:18:14.600 I still would never find the proper words 1624 01:18:14.734 --> 01:18:16.734 to express my gratitude 1625 01:18:16.867 --> 01:18:19.834 or convey the depth of my feelings. 1626 01:18:19.967 --> 01:18:21.700 And thus I will depart, 1627 01:18:21.834 --> 01:18:23.433 much as I arrived-- 1628 01:18:23.567 --> 01:18:26.200 with no fanfare or warning. 1629 01:18:26.333 --> 01:18:28.200 This storm seems like my best chance 1630 01:18:28.333 --> 01:18:30.900 to return to where I indeed belong. 1631 01:18:31.033 --> 01:18:34.100 I'm sure it will be for the betterment of us all, 1632 01:18:34.233 --> 01:18:35.233 since I have no desire--" 1633 01:18:35.367 --> 01:18:36.533 "...to cause you anymore distress." 1634 01:18:36.667 --> 01:18:38.367 "It is with a heavy heart 1635 01:18:38.500 --> 01:18:40.433 and all of my fondest affections 1636 01:18:40.567 --> 01:18:41.734 I bid you farewell. 1637 01:18:41.867 --> 01:18:44.600 Yours most truly and always, 1638 01:18:44.734 --> 01:18:46.266 Rip." 1639 01:18:46.400 --> 01:18:47.667 Why would he say that? 1640 01:18:47.800 --> 01:18:49.166 He's going back to the cave. 1641 01:18:49.300 --> 01:18:50.300 I have to stop him. 1642 01:18:50.433 --> 01:18:52.100 What if he does get back to his time 1643 01:18:52.233 --> 01:18:53.667 and I don't even get to say goodbye? 1644 01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:55.233 - I'll find him - Where? 1645 01:18:55.367 --> 01:18:56.867 Up along the eastern ridge, right? 1646 01:18:57.000 --> 01:18:59.734 He said "Katterskill Point." I think he meant Eagle Peak! 1647 01:19:33.600 --> 01:19:36.233 It's starting to get really steep! 1648 01:19:36.367 --> 01:19:39.400 You go on. We're just slowing you down! 1649 01:19:39.533 --> 01:19:40.900 Are you sure? 1650 01:19:41.033 --> 01:19:42.800 Yes, yes! We'll be fine. 1651 01:19:42.934 --> 01:19:44.700 Go on! 1652 01:19:49.567 --> 01:19:52.266 Don't worry. She'll find him. 1653 01:19:52.400 --> 01:19:54.333 - Okay, Grandpa. - Come on. 1654 01:20:14.934 --> 01:20:16.667 Rip! 1655 01:20:18.066 --> 01:20:19.266 Rip? 1656 01:20:22.367 --> 01:20:24.166 Rip! 1657 01:20:25.300 --> 01:20:27.000 Rip? 1658 01:20:28.467 --> 01:20:29.533 Sarah? 1659 01:20:31.100 --> 01:20:33.300 What are you doing out here in this storm? 1660 01:20:33.433 --> 01:20:34.400 Are you mad? 1661 01:20:34.533 --> 01:20:35.400 You're the one trying to go back 1662 01:20:35.533 --> 01:20:36.667 two and a half centuries in time, 1663 01:20:36.800 --> 01:20:38.934 and I'm the one who's crazy? 1664 01:20:39.066 --> 01:20:41.133 I left you a letter. 1665 01:20:41.266 --> 01:20:43.266 You said you were causing us distress? 1666 01:20:43.400 --> 01:20:46.066 What does that even mean? 1667 01:20:46.200 --> 01:20:47.800 Ted enlightened me. 1668 01:20:47.934 --> 01:20:49.600 Ted? 1669 01:20:49.734 --> 01:20:52.300 What does Ted have to do with this? 1670 01:20:52.433 --> 01:20:55.467 I'm ruining your reputation. I have nothing to offer you. 1671 01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:59.000 What-- I decide what you have to offer me. 1672 01:21:07.333 --> 01:21:09.400 Well, now's the chance for you to get back. 1673 01:21:13.500 --> 01:21:15.500 Sarah... 1674 01:21:15.633 --> 01:21:19.200 I am a man who may forever be out of the right time and place, 1675 01:21:19.333 --> 01:21:21.400 but I will gladly forgo my chance 1676 01:21:21.533 --> 01:21:22.734 to return to where I belong, 1677 01:21:22.867 --> 01:21:26.033 if you would do me the unimaginable honor 1678 01:21:26.166 --> 01:21:27.767 of giving me your hand in marriage. 1679 01:21:31.133 --> 01:21:33.367 We don't have to get married yet. 1680 01:21:33.500 --> 01:21:36.567 But how about we go out for a date or two? 1681 01:21:50.100 --> 01:21:50.934 My pack! It's gone. 1682 01:21:52.667 --> 01:21:53.867 Come on. 1683 01:22:17.500 --> 01:22:19.800 April 12th, 2022. 1684 01:22:19.934 --> 01:22:22.533 As I finally consider the strange occurrences 1685 01:22:22.667 --> 01:22:24.600 which have befallen me, 1686 01:22:24.734 --> 01:22:26.066 I am loathe to admit 1687 01:22:26.200 --> 01:22:28.266 I have spent the better part of my life 1688 01:22:28.400 --> 01:22:31.300 consumed with bitterness towards my father. 1689 01:22:31.433 --> 01:22:34.700 Truthfully, through no fault of my father's, 1690 01:22:34.834 --> 01:22:37.600 my life has been quite lonely. 1691 01:22:37.734 --> 01:22:40.734 I now deeply regret such animosity. 1692 01:22:40.867 --> 01:22:44.367 However, all of that has changed. 1693 01:22:44.500 --> 01:22:48.033 The house I have always lived in has finally become a home... 1694 01:22:48.166 --> 01:22:52.133 and it's only taken me a few centuries to find it. 1695 01:22:54.400 --> 01:22:56.867 I have discovered happiness with a remarkable woman 1696 01:22:57.000 --> 01:22:59.233 and her son and her father. 1697 01:22:59.367 --> 01:23:01.467 They have opened my eyes to true love. 1698 01:23:01.600 --> 01:23:05.133 I only wish I could share such a gift with my father. 1699 01:23:05.266 --> 01:23:07.967 I am not certain where my future lies... 1700 01:23:08.100 --> 01:23:10.767 or if I will ever return to him, 1701 01:23:10.900 --> 01:23:12.333 but I pray somehow 1702 01:23:12.467 --> 01:23:15.700 that he will know his son does love him well. 1703 01:23:15.834 --> 01:23:17.500 I have learned about such things 1704 01:23:17.633 --> 01:23:20.433 from a remarkable woman who wears pants 1705 01:23:20.567 --> 01:23:21.533 and who gives me hope 1706 01:23:21.667 --> 01:23:24.767 that, in the future, all things are possible. 1707 01:23:40.834 --> 01:23:43.633 ♪ I wanna live my life ♪ 1708 01:23:43.767 --> 01:23:47.633 ♪ With you there by side ♪ 1709 01:23:47.767 --> 01:23:51.200 ♪ And I wanna wake up from a dream ♪ 1710 01:23:51.333 --> 01:23:53.934 ♪ To see you sleeping ♪ 1711 01:23:54.066 --> 01:23:56.633 ♪ I wanna be with you forever ♪ 1712 01:23:56.767 --> 01:23:57.700 ♪ Always ♪ 1713 01:23:57.834 --> 01:23:59.100 ♪ Lookin' in your eyes... ♪ 1714 01:23:59.233 --> 01:24:01.000 ♪ Tryin' to see you ♪ 1715 01:24:04.834 --> 01:24:05.600 ♪ Feelin' nothin' ♪ 1716 01:24:05.734 --> 01:24:06.700 ♪ Nothin' but lovin' you ♪