WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:53.875 --> 00:00:54.875 [sighs] 4 00:01:08.625 --> 00:01:09.625 Romeo? 5 00:01:11.375 --> 00:01:12.375 [grunts] 6 00:01:15.667 --> 00:01:17.333 [grunting] 7 00:01:17.833 --> 00:01:18.833 [sighs] 8 00:01:21.833 --> 00:01:23.917 [moaning] 9 00:01:24.500 --> 00:01:27.125 To gaze upon you is like drinking from the purest fountain. 10 00:01:27.208 --> 00:01:28.208 [sighs] 11 00:01:29.500 --> 00:01:33.250 The fairest stars in heaven do entreat your eyes. 12 00:01:33.333 --> 00:01:34.333 Oh, Romeo. 13 00:01:34.833 --> 00:01:40.375 Forswear it, sight, I never saw true beauty until this night. 14 00:01:43.083 --> 00:01:44.833 Uh, Romeo? 15 00:01:44.917 --> 00:01:45.917 Yes, my love? 16 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:47.500 Why are you talking like that? 17 00:01:49.208 --> 00:01:53.000 Oh, um-- I-- I-- I felt like it sounded romantic. 18 00:01:53.542 --> 00:01:54.792 -Oh. -Don't you like it? 19 00:01:54.875 --> 00:01:57.458 Um-- Yeah, actually. It's kinda nice. 20 00:01:58.083 --> 00:02:00.750 Then by yonder blessed moon, I vow. I shall speaketh-- 21 00:02:00.833 --> 00:02:03.875 -[yelling] Oh! Okay! -Uh-- Oh! Oh! [stammers] 22 00:02:03.958 --> 00:02:05.458 -Are you okay? -I-- No. 23 00:02:05.542 --> 00:02:06.542 -Um… -Okay. 24 00:02:06.625 --> 00:02:10.750 [grunting, panting] 25 00:02:11.250 --> 00:02:13.125 -I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah. -[gasps] Nice. 26 00:02:13.667 --> 00:02:15.708 -God, I missed you. -I missed you too. 27 00:02:15.792 --> 00:02:17.583 You're the most beautiful woman in all of Verona. 28 00:02:17.667 --> 00:02:19.458 -Yes, keep talking. -We're the most perfect pair. 29 00:02:19.542 --> 00:02:20.375 Yes, don't stop. 30 00:02:20.458 --> 00:02:22.458 They will be saying our names for centuries. 31 00:02:22.542 --> 00:02:24.042 -Oh, what will they say? -They will say, 32 00:02:24.125 --> 00:02:28.292 "Never were two hearts more destined to entwine than those of the lovers…" 33 00:02:28.375 --> 00:02:30.417 -Yes. Yes. -"…Romeo and--" 34 00:02:30.500 --> 00:02:32.542 [father] Rosaline? 35 00:02:32.625 --> 00:02:33.708 -Shit. -What do we do? 36 00:02:33.792 --> 00:02:35.083 -My father. -I don't know what to do. 37 00:02:35.167 --> 00:02:36.333 -You need to go. Hide. -Right. 38 00:02:36.417 --> 00:02:38.792 -Um. [sighs] Um. -Uh… Oh. 39 00:02:39.625 --> 00:02:40.917 [father] Rosaline! 40 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:46.000 [sighs] Father? 41 00:02:46.542 --> 00:02:48.167 I thought I heard voices. 42 00:02:49.833 --> 00:02:52.875 Oh. [sighs] I was, uh-- I was in the commode. 43 00:02:54.458 --> 00:02:55.583 Talking to yourself? 44 00:02:56.292 --> 00:02:57.292 It helps. 45 00:02:58.542 --> 00:03:00.375 Huh. I have the opposite problem-- 46 00:03:01.083 --> 00:03:04.750 [pants, sighs] Sorry. Where were we? 47 00:03:05.292 --> 00:03:06.708 [breathing heavily] 48 00:03:07.333 --> 00:03:08.333 Um… 49 00:03:09.333 --> 00:03:12.208 For I-- Oh, they were saying our names for centuries. 50 00:03:12.292 --> 00:03:14.833 Except, how can they say our names for centuries if-- 51 00:03:15.375 --> 00:03:17.208 If-- If-- Um, what? 52 00:03:18.583 --> 00:03:20.708 If we'll always be a secret? 53 00:03:21.208 --> 00:03:23.125 We won't. We won't always be a secret. 54 00:03:23.208 --> 00:03:26.042 [sighs] You're a Montague. I'm a Capulet. 55 00:03:26.125 --> 00:03:28.458 Our families have been enemies for generations. 56 00:03:28.542 --> 00:03:32.458 Rosaline, we will make this work, I promise. 57 00:03:32.542 --> 00:03:36.958 One day, we will be together forever. 58 00:03:37.042 --> 00:03:38.125 Forever. 59 00:03:40.083 --> 00:03:41.375 [kisses] 60 00:03:41.458 --> 00:03:43.542 -Good night, Romeo. -Good night, Rosaline. 61 00:03:45.500 --> 00:03:47.917 A thousand times good night. [chuckles] 62 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:48.958 [Romeo] Nice one! 63 00:03:53.458 --> 00:03:55.583 Romeo and Rosaline. 64 00:03:57.667 --> 00:03:58.667 Hmm. 65 00:04:00.208 --> 00:04:01.625 Does have a nice ring to it. 66 00:04:12.750 --> 00:04:15.417 -[nurse] Rise and shine, love! -[groans] Romeo. 67 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:18.000 Oh, another late night, was it? 68 00:04:18.083 --> 00:04:19.792 Oh, bloody hell. 69 00:04:20.292 --> 00:04:21.917 Are you trying to ruin me? 70 00:04:22.000 --> 00:04:24.375 I thought you were cool with my sneaking around. 71 00:04:24.458 --> 00:04:28.000 Sneaking around? Yes. Getting caught? No. 72 00:04:28.083 --> 00:04:30.875 Cover your tracks, woman, please. 73 00:04:30.958 --> 00:04:31.958 Sorry. 74 00:04:33.083 --> 00:04:34.750 Although… [groans] 75 00:04:34.833 --> 00:04:38.167 If I could date who I wanted to date, read what I wanted to read, 76 00:04:38.250 --> 00:04:41.083 there wouldn't be so much sneaking around in the first place. 77 00:04:41.167 --> 00:04:42.167 Would there, Nurse? 78 00:04:42.250 --> 00:04:43.167 So unfair. 79 00:04:43.250 --> 00:04:46.292 Right, well, I went to nursing school for seven years, 80 00:04:46.375 --> 00:04:47.750 and now this is what I do for a living. 81 00:04:47.833 --> 00:04:49.417 So, yeah, life is unfair. 82 00:04:50.458 --> 00:04:52.250 By the way, that's what I call covert. 83 00:04:52.333 --> 00:04:53.333 [gasps] 84 00:04:54.500 --> 00:04:55.708 Oh, my God. 85 00:04:56.208 --> 00:04:57.750 [gasps] Nurse. 86 00:04:57.833 --> 00:05:00.792 Right, let's get you dressed. You have lunch at noon. 87 00:05:00.875 --> 00:05:03.417 Noon? Then why did you wake me so early? 88 00:05:04.292 --> 00:05:08.000 [groans] 'Cause your dad wants you to wear this behemoth again. 89 00:05:10.542 --> 00:05:11.583 [groans] 90 00:05:11.667 --> 00:05:13.667 No, get up, you lazy cow. Come on. 91 00:05:13.750 --> 00:05:16.375 You can't live in this house forever, Rosaline. 92 00:05:16.458 --> 00:05:20.167 Your sisters are all off and married, and now it's your turn. 93 00:05:20.250 --> 00:05:21.583 I'm too young to get married. 94 00:05:21.667 --> 00:05:22.958 -Too young? -Yeah. 95 00:05:23.042 --> 00:05:24.042 Look at you. 96 00:05:24.625 --> 00:05:25.875 You're almost too old. 97 00:05:26.500 --> 00:05:29.542 Your mother had three kids when she was your age. 98 00:05:29.625 --> 00:05:31.333 And don't you think she wanted more, Father? 99 00:05:31.417 --> 00:05:34.083 Of course she did. That's why we had you. 100 00:05:35.792 --> 00:05:38.958 [old suitor] So, your father's told me all about you. 101 00:05:39.042 --> 00:05:43.000 He even said that you wanted a career. Is that right? 102 00:05:43.083 --> 00:05:45.167 Yeah, I intend to be a cartographer. 103 00:05:45.250 --> 00:05:49.167 A cartographer? [laughs] 104 00:05:49.250 --> 00:05:51.292 That-- That's adorable. 105 00:05:51.792 --> 00:05:55.042 [stammers] My third wife had an ambition once. 106 00:05:55.750 --> 00:05:57.250 Didn't care for it on her. 107 00:05:57.333 --> 00:05:58.458 Mother of God. 108 00:05:58.542 --> 00:06:01.500 But she wasn't as pretty as you are. [slurps] 109 00:06:02.792 --> 00:06:03.792 You know-- 110 00:06:04.375 --> 00:06:05.375 [slurps] 111 00:06:05.458 --> 00:06:09.292 If my father told you so much about me, Mr. Danieli… 112 00:06:11.167 --> 00:06:13.042 …he must have mentioned Josephine. 113 00:06:13.542 --> 00:06:15.000 Wherever I go, she goes. 114 00:06:16.042 --> 00:06:17.125 -Oh. -[Rosaline] Yeah. 115 00:06:17.625 --> 00:06:21.250 Well-- Well, when do I get to meet this Josephine? 116 00:06:21.333 --> 00:06:22.333 What do you mean? 117 00:06:23.417 --> 00:06:24.875 She's sitting right there. 118 00:06:28.875 --> 00:06:31.500 Josephine! No! Take that out of your mouth right now! 119 00:06:31.583 --> 00:06:34.333 Take it! Put it down! We've been over this! 120 00:06:39.083 --> 00:06:41.042 [Mr. Danieli breathing heavily] 121 00:06:41.583 --> 00:06:42.750 [sighs] 122 00:06:44.333 --> 00:06:47.625 Just… wasn't into me, I guess. 123 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:54.333 Ah, that's right. You wanna marry for love. 124 00:06:54.417 --> 00:06:55.750 Is there any other reason? 125 00:06:56.250 --> 00:07:01.125 Mmm. Money, status, land, nicer living quarters. 126 00:07:01.708 --> 00:07:03.250 No, no other reason. 127 00:07:03.333 --> 00:07:04.333 [street chatter] 128 00:07:04.417 --> 00:07:05.833 We get one life, Paris. 129 00:07:06.333 --> 00:07:11.500 I want mine to be different. I want romance, passion, adventure. 130 00:07:11.583 --> 00:07:12.708 Mm-hmm. 131 00:07:13.417 --> 00:07:15.417 And this mystery boy, he gives you that? 132 00:07:16.292 --> 00:07:18.125 Mm-hmm. 133 00:07:18.625 --> 00:07:19.625 What? 134 00:07:19.708 --> 00:07:23.500 I just wonder if all this sneaking around is adding to the attraction. 135 00:07:23.583 --> 00:07:25.083 Because, in my experience, 136 00:07:25.167 --> 00:07:29.000 I've often found that it's pretty easy to mistake danger and drama 137 00:07:29.083 --> 00:07:30.750 for romantic passion. 138 00:07:30.833 --> 00:07:33.250 But also, I mean, who doesn't love a secret? 139 00:07:33.333 --> 00:07:35.958 To live in a world of your own making, just the two of you. 140 00:07:36.042 --> 00:07:41.250 [continues speaking indistinctly] 141 00:07:47.875 --> 00:07:49.750 Uh-- Okay. 142 00:07:49.833 --> 00:07:51.542 [pedestrian] Romeo! Hey, man. 143 00:07:52.292 --> 00:07:53.292 Come on. 144 00:08:14.667 --> 00:08:16.292 Stand back, coz! 145 00:08:17.292 --> 00:08:18.208 [groans] 146 00:08:18.292 --> 00:08:21.792 You're surrounded by Montagues. 147 00:08:21.875 --> 00:08:25.208 You might catch something. 148 00:08:25.292 --> 00:08:26.583 They weren't even doing anything. 149 00:08:26.667 --> 00:08:28.917 Not yet, they weren't. 150 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:31.042 We don't want any trouble, Tybalt. 151 00:08:31.125 --> 00:08:35.042 [slurred] "Oh, we don't want any trouble, Tybalt." [laughs] 152 00:08:35.125 --> 00:08:39.000 Then, you should go back to your side of town where you belong. 153 00:08:39.083 --> 00:08:41.708 Why don't you and your, uh, boy band meet us there? 154 00:08:41.792 --> 00:08:43.083 Maybe we will. 155 00:08:43.667 --> 00:08:45.000 You're welcome there any time. 156 00:08:45.083 --> 00:08:48.708 How about I welcome my fist to your face? 157 00:08:49.208 --> 00:08:53.917 I don't know what that means. 158 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:56.417 It means I'm going to punch you! 159 00:08:56.500 --> 00:09:00.667 -[both grunting] -[people on street] Oh! Whoa! 160 00:09:00.750 --> 00:09:06.792 [both grunting] 161 00:09:06.875 --> 00:09:09.833 -Ho! Oh, oh, oh! [breathes heavily] -Okay. Okay. All right. All right. 162 00:09:09.917 --> 00:09:12.167 You all have big swords. 163 00:09:12.667 --> 00:09:15.167 How about putting them back in your pants now, yeah? 164 00:09:15.250 --> 00:09:16.583 Come on. Let's go. 165 00:09:19.583 --> 00:09:23.167 -[sighs] -[Romeo] Benvolio, Mercutio, let's go. 166 00:09:24.167 --> 00:09:27.833 Girl, that is one tasty Montague. 167 00:09:27.917 --> 00:09:29.250 Can I tell you a secret? 168 00:09:30.750 --> 00:09:34.792 [moaning, kissing] 169 00:09:36.000 --> 00:09:37.042 [chuckles] 170 00:09:38.375 --> 00:09:39.417 [sighs] 171 00:09:42.125 --> 00:09:43.292 For you. 172 00:09:43.375 --> 00:09:44.375 [gasps] 173 00:09:45.208 --> 00:09:46.667 [Romeo] I engraved it myself. 174 00:09:47.167 --> 00:09:48.792 [Rosaline gasps, sighs] 175 00:09:49.958 --> 00:09:51.708 I shall wear it always. 176 00:09:52.333 --> 00:09:53.333 Okay. 177 00:09:55.083 --> 00:09:56.083 [sighs] 178 00:09:58.875 --> 00:09:59.958 -[sighs] -[chuckles] 179 00:10:01.417 --> 00:10:03.208 I'm sorry about my cousin. 180 00:10:03.292 --> 00:10:04.500 Oh, well, you know… 181 00:10:04.583 --> 00:10:07.167 I just wish we could live far, far away from here. 182 00:10:07.792 --> 00:10:09.000 Where would we live? 183 00:10:09.083 --> 00:10:10.375 On a mountaintop. 184 00:10:10.458 --> 00:10:11.333 In a cabin. 185 00:10:11.417 --> 00:10:12.542 -Made of wood. -[sighs] 186 00:10:12.625 --> 00:10:15.500 Kinda sounds perfect. I could write poetry all day. 187 00:10:15.583 --> 00:10:17.375 Oh, you'll be such a gifted poet. 188 00:10:17.458 --> 00:10:19.500 You could keep the house and watch the children. 189 00:10:19.583 --> 00:10:20.583 Yes. 190 00:10:22.458 --> 00:10:23.792 Wait. What? 191 00:10:23.875 --> 00:10:25.167 -Hmm? -[chuckles] 192 00:10:25.667 --> 00:10:30.750 Uh, sorry. While you're off writing verse, I'm home changing diapers? 193 00:10:31.750 --> 00:10:34.750 [stammers] Well, the point is that we would be together… 194 00:10:35.750 --> 00:10:41.250 in public, away from our families and-and-and all of this hate. 195 00:10:43.167 --> 00:10:44.750 -Right. -Yeah. 196 00:10:44.833 --> 00:10:45.958 -Right. -Yeah. [chuckles] 197 00:10:46.042 --> 00:10:48.417 Yes. Okay. Okay. [chuckles] 198 00:10:50.292 --> 00:10:51.333 I love you. 199 00:10:55.750 --> 00:10:59.250 Do you love me too? 200 00:11:04.500 --> 00:11:05.667 -Oh. -It's just-- 201 00:11:05.750 --> 00:11:06.583 -Fine. -Sorry. 202 00:11:06.667 --> 00:11:09.375 I-- I-- I wasn't expecting that. It's just no one's ever really… 203 00:11:09.458 --> 00:11:11.125 I should probably go. Um-- 204 00:11:11.208 --> 00:11:15.958 I-- I, um-- There's the guards, like, everywhere tonight, so it's not safe. 205 00:11:16.042 --> 00:11:16.875 No. [stammers] 206 00:11:16.958 --> 00:11:20.292 I'm just-- Just get going so I don't get captured by the guards. 207 00:11:20.375 --> 00:11:23.500 Romeo, wait. The Capulet Ball is tomorrow. 208 00:11:23.583 --> 00:11:26.167 Rosaline, you know I can't be seen at any Capulet ga-- 209 00:11:26.250 --> 00:11:27.833 It's a masquerade ball. 210 00:11:29.375 --> 00:11:32.917 We could dance together, and no one will know that it's us. 211 00:11:36.542 --> 00:11:37.542 I'll be there. 212 00:11:38.458 --> 00:11:40.333 Great. I can't wait. 213 00:11:41.833 --> 00:11:44.500 A thousand times can't wait? [chuckles] 214 00:11:45.542 --> 00:11:47.792 [Rosaline] I've been waiting for him to say those words. 215 00:11:47.875 --> 00:11:51.417 And then he finally does, and I just freeze like an idiot. 216 00:11:52.250 --> 00:11:53.833 I don't know what's wrong with me, Nurse. 217 00:11:53.917 --> 00:11:55.708 There's nothing wrong with you, chicken. 218 00:11:55.792 --> 00:11:59.625 They're not easy words to say. You know, unless you mean them. 219 00:12:00.125 --> 00:12:01.625 I-- Of course I mean them. 220 00:12:01.708 --> 00:12:03.375 -That beak all right? -Yes. 221 00:12:04.167 --> 00:12:05.542 [sighs] It's okay. 222 00:12:06.083 --> 00:12:07.750 Tonight, I'll make it up to him. 223 00:12:07.833 --> 00:12:09.958 We'll dance. We'll sing. We'll kiss. 224 00:12:10.042 --> 00:12:11.750 Everything will be back to normal. 225 00:12:11.833 --> 00:12:13.500 I have wonderful news. 226 00:12:13.583 --> 00:12:17.292 Just when we thought we had run out of eligible bachelors in Verona, 227 00:12:17.375 --> 00:12:19.792 a family has arrived from the north. 228 00:12:20.500 --> 00:12:21.750 The Penzas. 229 00:12:21.833 --> 00:12:27.542 And lucky for us, they have a son who has just returned from the war intact. 230 00:12:28.083 --> 00:12:30.125 Wonderful! You marry him. 231 00:12:30.208 --> 00:12:31.917 [knocking] 232 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:33.250 That must be him. 233 00:12:34.125 --> 00:12:35.125 Wait. 234 00:12:35.208 --> 00:12:36.958 -[stammers] Now? -Now. 235 00:12:37.042 --> 00:12:38.708 [Rosaline] I'd rather eat rotten goat innards! 236 00:12:38.792 --> 00:12:40.667 [father] I have a really good feeling. No, Rosaline. 237 00:12:40.750 --> 00:12:42.708 [Rosaline] I'd rather bathe in the filth of ten thousand mules. 238 00:12:42.792 --> 00:12:44.833 -[father] Just give him a chance. -[Rosaline] No. 239 00:12:44.917 --> 00:12:45.917 [father] Rosaline. 240 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:48.000 [Rosaline] How many times do I have to tell you, Father? 241 00:12:48.083 --> 00:12:50.333 I don't want an arranged marriage. 242 00:12:50.417 --> 00:12:55.000 I wanna travel the world, be free, have adventures, 243 00:12:55.083 --> 00:12:57.208 and with someone that I actually love. 244 00:12:57.292 --> 00:12:58.625 [father] You're a woman. 245 00:12:58.708 --> 00:13:01.083 You're not supposed to talk about what you want. 246 00:13:03.833 --> 00:13:04.833 [grunts] 247 00:13:05.708 --> 00:13:11.167 Dario Penza, may I present to you my beautiful daughter, Rosaline. 248 00:13:12.292 --> 00:13:14.000 [clicks tongue, sighs] 249 00:13:14.542 --> 00:13:15.667 Hello. 250 00:13:15.750 --> 00:13:18.000 [scoffs] Whatever. 251 00:13:18.083 --> 00:13:19.083 Have a good time. 252 00:13:26.125 --> 00:13:27.458 Shall we? [sighs] 253 00:13:30.292 --> 00:13:31.292 [sighs] 254 00:13:35.875 --> 00:13:37.292 [sighs] 255 00:13:37.375 --> 00:13:40.875 -So, how do you like living in Ver-- -Let me stop you right there, soldier boy. 256 00:13:41.375 --> 00:13:42.375 -Soldier boy? -Now, granted, 257 00:13:42.458 --> 00:13:45.583 you are a big step up from the toothless octogenarians 258 00:13:45.667 --> 00:13:47.833 my father usually tries to pawn me off on… 259 00:13:49.833 --> 00:13:51.958 but the fact remains: 260 00:13:52.042 --> 00:13:55.958 I have literally no interest in you or in this whole arranged marriage business. 261 00:13:56.042 --> 00:13:57.500 No matter how many acres of land 262 00:13:57.583 --> 00:13:59.583 or special breed of horse your father's offering. 263 00:13:59.667 --> 00:14:00.625 Cow. 264 00:14:00.708 --> 00:14:01.708 Excuse me? 265 00:14:01.792 --> 00:14:03.292 He's offering a cow. 266 00:14:03.375 --> 00:14:05.292 That's about it, I'm afraid. We're not rich. 267 00:14:05.375 --> 00:14:06.625 Well, whoop-de-do. 268 00:14:07.500 --> 00:14:09.708 -[Dario] If I was you, I'd take the deal. -[Rosaline] Would you? 269 00:14:09.792 --> 00:14:12.958 Yeah. [chuckles] I have some land, some prospects. 270 00:14:13.542 --> 00:14:15.042 I have all my teeth. 271 00:14:15.625 --> 00:14:16.917 Could do a lot worse. 272 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:19.042 Well, you're not really my type. 273 00:14:19.125 --> 00:14:20.333 You're not exactly my type either. 274 00:14:20.417 --> 00:14:22.417 Hmm. And what is your type, Suede City? 275 00:14:22.500 --> 00:14:24.500 Oh, my type is not a shrew. 276 00:14:25.083 --> 00:14:25.958 Blow me. 277 00:14:27.042 --> 00:14:28.042 [wheels squeak] 278 00:14:28.125 --> 00:14:31.333 [clears throat] Well, we're here. 279 00:14:33.250 --> 00:14:36.042 Um, what's this now? 280 00:14:36.542 --> 00:14:39.958 Yeah, she's a beaut, isn't she? 281 00:14:40.958 --> 00:14:43.167 [chuckles] Yeah, that's not happening. 282 00:14:44.750 --> 00:14:45.750 And why is that? 283 00:14:47.708 --> 00:14:49.292 I have-- [stammers] 284 00:14:49.375 --> 00:14:51.875 There's-- It's-- It doesn't look safe. Mmm. 285 00:14:51.958 --> 00:14:55.500 I was master helmsman of a six-sail carrack. I assure you she's plenty safe. 286 00:14:55.583 --> 00:14:56.875 What if there's a storm? 287 00:14:56.958 --> 00:14:58.417 Do you see any storm clouds? 288 00:14:58.917 --> 00:15:02.583 What if I have to go to the bathroom, hmm? 289 00:15:06.458 --> 00:15:08.917 -[huffs] -Oh. Oh, I see. 290 00:15:09.458 --> 00:15:11.458 -What do you see? -[chuckles] No, you're afraid. 291 00:15:12.000 --> 00:15:13.750 [chuckles] What? 292 00:15:13.833 --> 00:15:15.542 -No, I'm not. -I can see it in your face. 293 00:15:15.625 --> 00:15:17.125 No, I am not. 294 00:15:17.208 --> 00:15:19.958 Look at the big tough girl afraid of the water. 295 00:15:20.042 --> 00:15:22.333 I am not afraid of the [imitates] "water." 296 00:15:22.417 --> 00:15:23.375 That's ridiculous. 297 00:15:24.875 --> 00:15:26.000 [Rosaline scoffs] 298 00:15:27.458 --> 00:15:29.042 [quietly] I'm afraid of the fish. 299 00:15:30.250 --> 00:15:32.375 -All of them? -[Rosaline] Yeah, it's a real thing. 300 00:15:32.458 --> 00:15:33.917 Ichthyophobia. Look it up. 301 00:15:34.417 --> 00:15:36.583 -All fish? -[Rosaline] Okay, that's good. 302 00:15:36.667 --> 00:15:38.917 -Oh, this must be a nightmare for you. -All right, fine. I'll go. 303 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:40.708 I'll go on your stupid boat. 304 00:15:41.208 --> 00:15:42.042 Fantastic. 305 00:15:42.125 --> 00:15:44.917 [Rosaline] I have somewhere I have to be. So, 30 minutes max. 306 00:15:45.000 --> 00:15:46.167 -Would you like a hand? -No! 307 00:15:46.250 --> 00:15:48.833 Okay. Watch out for the-- Sorry. 308 00:15:50.375 --> 00:15:51.375 You got it. 309 00:15:57.708 --> 00:16:02.042 Okay, just-- Whoa. Whoa. Okay. 310 00:16:02.125 --> 00:16:03.292 This is gonna be fun. 311 00:16:03.375 --> 00:16:07.792 [Rosaline scoffs, pants] 312 00:16:07.875 --> 00:16:10.583 [pop song playing] 313 00:16:10.667 --> 00:16:13.042 [people at ball chattering] 314 00:16:14.333 --> 00:16:15.333 [exhales sharply] 315 00:16:26.750 --> 00:16:27.750 Rosaline? No. 316 00:16:31.542 --> 00:16:32.542 Rosaline? 317 00:16:34.750 --> 00:16:35.750 Rosaline? 318 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:38.042 [pop song stops] 319 00:16:41.833 --> 00:16:43.417 [sighs] 320 00:16:50.375 --> 00:16:51.667 Lucky knife. 321 00:16:51.750 --> 00:16:53.083 Do you hunt? 322 00:16:54.417 --> 00:16:55.542 Yeah, I hunt. 323 00:16:55.625 --> 00:16:58.458 Huh. Yeah, I grew up on a farm just north of here. 324 00:16:58.542 --> 00:17:02.625 Some chickens, some cows, a very moody goat. 325 00:17:02.708 --> 00:17:03.542 Yeah. 326 00:17:03.625 --> 00:17:05.792 And my mum, she taught me how to cook even before I-- 327 00:17:05.875 --> 00:17:07.000 I have a boyfriend. 328 00:17:09.625 --> 00:17:10.625 You do? 329 00:17:11.833 --> 00:17:15.875 [sighs] Yeah, and he's waiting for me right this minute. 330 00:17:15.958 --> 00:17:18.125 So we just really need to be getting going and-- 331 00:17:18.208 --> 00:17:20.500 Your father never mentioned any boyfriend. 332 00:17:22.458 --> 00:17:25.042 He doesn't know. [sighs] 333 00:17:25.125 --> 00:17:27.583 Well, you could've just told me that in the first place. 334 00:17:27.667 --> 00:17:28.667 We'll get you back. 335 00:17:32.625 --> 00:17:34.208 [wind whistling] 336 00:17:34.292 --> 00:17:36.542 [thunder rumbles] 337 00:17:36.625 --> 00:17:38.083 [sighs] Uh-oh. 338 00:17:38.667 --> 00:17:39.667 Uh-oh? 339 00:17:40.625 --> 00:17:41.917 [rain pattering] 340 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:43.000 [screams] 341 00:17:43.875 --> 00:17:44.875 What? 342 00:17:45.375 --> 00:17:46.375 Oh, my God. 343 00:17:46.458 --> 00:17:47.583 [sighs] What? 344 00:17:47.667 --> 00:17:49.333 We can't go back in this! 345 00:17:49.417 --> 00:17:50.833 We'll have to wait it out! 346 00:17:51.833 --> 00:17:54.000 But we must go back! 347 00:17:54.500 --> 00:17:56.833 -The ball started an hour ago! -[grunting] 348 00:17:56.917 --> 00:17:58.833 [pop song playing] 349 00:17:58.917 --> 00:18:00.667 [people at ball chattering] 350 00:18:05.792 --> 00:18:06.792 [pop song stops] 351 00:18:06.875 --> 00:18:07.958 [thunder rumbling] 352 00:18:08.042 --> 00:18:10.458 [Dario] You're getting drenched. Come sit down. 353 00:18:10.542 --> 00:18:12.083 You said it wasn't gonna storm! 354 00:18:12.167 --> 00:18:14.208 I'm a soldier, not a weatherman. 355 00:18:15.292 --> 00:18:16.458 I hope you're happy. 356 00:18:16.542 --> 00:18:17.542 [Dario] I'm not. 357 00:18:17.625 --> 00:18:18.625 [Rosaline pants] 358 00:18:19.583 --> 00:18:21.708 Stop smiling. 359 00:18:21.792 --> 00:18:26.708 [groaning] 360 00:18:26.792 --> 00:18:28.708 [Dario] Yeah, we're going backwards. 361 00:18:29.250 --> 00:18:31.083 [pop song playing] 362 00:18:31.167 --> 00:18:32.542 [people at ball chattering] 363 00:18:33.708 --> 00:18:35.042 -Hey. -Oh. 364 00:18:35.917 --> 00:18:38.833 Um, I'm so sorry-- 365 00:18:38.917 --> 00:18:42.667 I, um, I'm-- No, all right. 366 00:18:42.750 --> 00:18:43.875 Who was that? 367 00:18:45.542 --> 00:18:46.542 [sighs] 368 00:18:50.750 --> 00:18:52.125 [sighs] Great. 369 00:18:55.500 --> 00:18:56.500 -Oh! -Oh, oh. 370 00:18:56.583 --> 00:18:58.792 -Oh, I'm so sorry. -[stammers] Excuse me. 371 00:19:02.542 --> 00:19:04.292 My-- My bad. 372 00:19:05.917 --> 00:19:06.917 It's okay. 373 00:19:14.542 --> 00:19:17.042 H-Hi. I'm Romeo. 374 00:19:21.417 --> 00:19:22.917 Juliet. [chuckles] 375 00:19:30.458 --> 00:19:31.792 -[pop song ends] -[thunder rumbles] 376 00:19:31.875 --> 00:19:34.458 [Rosaline] This has literally been the worst night of my life. 377 00:19:34.542 --> 00:19:36.750 -[Dario] The feeling's more than mutual. -[sighs] 378 00:19:40.667 --> 00:19:41.667 Thanks for nothing. 379 00:19:41.750 --> 00:19:43.167 Yeah, right there with you. 380 00:19:43.250 --> 00:19:46.833 Actually, the pancetta wasn't terrible, so thank you for that. But only for that. 381 00:19:46.917 --> 00:19:49.667 Well, you're welcome for that. But only for that. 382 00:19:49.750 --> 00:19:50.792 Have a nice life! 383 00:19:54.042 --> 00:19:57.167 [panting] 384 00:19:57.250 --> 00:19:58.625 [people at ball chattering] 385 00:19:58.708 --> 00:20:03.292 [panting] 386 00:20:25.292 --> 00:20:30.000 [sighs, pants] 387 00:20:36.125 --> 00:20:37.125 Steve the Courier! 388 00:20:39.167 --> 00:20:40.167 What up? 389 00:20:41.458 --> 00:20:43.667 You did deliver my message this morning, yes? 390 00:20:45.500 --> 00:20:46.625 Message. 391 00:20:47.333 --> 00:20:49.708 Uh, message. 392 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:52.250 Message. 393 00:20:53.333 --> 00:20:54.833 Oh, yeah, I-- I think so. 394 00:20:54.917 --> 00:20:56.167 Y-- You think so? 395 00:20:56.250 --> 00:20:57.250 [Steve] I, um-- 396 00:21:01.167 --> 00:21:02.292 Steve! 397 00:21:02.375 --> 00:21:05.000 I definitely delivered all the mail. 398 00:21:07.417 --> 00:21:09.375 And there was nothing for me in return? 399 00:21:09.458 --> 00:21:11.708 [Steve] No, no. Just some letters for your pops. 400 00:21:11.792 --> 00:21:12.917 [Rosaline] That's it? 401 00:21:13.000 --> 00:21:14.000 Yeah, that's it. 402 00:21:14.750 --> 00:21:16.042 [Rosaline] You're-- You're sure? 403 00:21:16.542 --> 00:21:17.625 Yeah, 100%. 404 00:21:20.792 --> 00:21:22.500 [Rosaline] You think he's angry with me? 405 00:21:22.583 --> 00:21:24.042 [nurse] I don't know why he would be. 406 00:21:24.125 --> 00:21:25.458 Do you think he's tired of me? 407 00:21:25.542 --> 00:21:26.958 I'm sure that's not it. 408 00:21:27.042 --> 00:21:28.375 Then why haven't I heard from him? 409 00:21:28.458 --> 00:21:31.292 [inhales deeply] Well, there is a lot of plague going around. 410 00:21:31.375 --> 00:21:32.833 You think he has plague? 411 00:21:32.917 --> 00:21:35.625 He did look a bit boily. But it's probably just hormones. 412 00:21:35.708 --> 00:21:37.208 -Oh, my God. -Rosaline! 413 00:21:38.125 --> 00:21:40.750 Uh, your, um-- 414 00:21:40.833 --> 00:21:41.833 Oh, she knows. 415 00:21:41.917 --> 00:21:45.250 Oh. Well, I saw Romeo crossing the bridge, and he's headed this way. 416 00:21:45.750 --> 00:21:47.083 [chuckling] 417 00:21:53.875 --> 00:21:56.000 [sighs, pants] 418 00:22:34.792 --> 00:22:36.208 Where the hell is he going? 419 00:22:52.750 --> 00:22:54.417 [rock whooshing, thuds on ground] 420 00:22:54.500 --> 00:22:57.667 [dogs barking] 421 00:23:01.042 --> 00:23:02.417 [dog barks] 422 00:23:06.125 --> 00:23:07.958 [panting] 423 00:23:12.583 --> 00:23:14.542 [panting] 424 00:23:16.292 --> 00:23:17.500 [grunts] Whatever. 425 00:23:18.333 --> 00:23:20.875 It's fine. It's fine. 426 00:23:20.958 --> 00:23:22.167 [Romeo speaking indistinctly] 427 00:23:22.250 --> 00:23:24.292 [grunts] It's not like he can't have friends. 428 00:23:24.375 --> 00:23:25.958 [panting] 429 00:23:26.042 --> 00:23:29.458 [Romeo] Thou art as glorious as a winged messenger of heaven. 430 00:23:29.542 --> 00:23:31.708 [Rosaline] Except for whoever that is. 431 00:23:31.792 --> 00:23:35.417 The fairest stars in heaven do entreat your eyes. 432 00:23:35.500 --> 00:23:37.042 The fairest stars. 433 00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:44.167 Forswear it, sight. I never saw true beauty until this night. 434 00:23:44.833 --> 00:23:46.042 Son of a-- 435 00:23:46.125 --> 00:23:47.250 [nurse] Madam. 436 00:23:48.500 --> 00:23:54.125 Nurse! Sweet Montague, be true. Stay but a little, I will come again. 437 00:23:55.958 --> 00:23:56.958 [Romeo groans] 438 00:23:58.958 --> 00:23:59.958 [kisses] 439 00:24:00.667 --> 00:24:01.667 [sighs] 440 00:24:02.750 --> 00:24:05.542 [Romeo] O, blessed, blessed night! 441 00:24:14.625 --> 00:24:16.125 [hawk cries] 442 00:24:32.125 --> 00:24:37.208 ["All By Myself" playing on violin] 443 00:24:41.708 --> 00:24:43.542 Not getting out of bed today either? 444 00:24:44.708 --> 00:24:47.833 -[violin stops] -[grunting] 445 00:24:47.917 --> 00:24:48.917 Stay out. 446 00:24:50.208 --> 00:24:52.000 Hey, I was listening to that. 447 00:24:52.083 --> 00:24:53.125 It was horrible. 448 00:24:53.208 --> 00:24:54.208 [sighs] 449 00:24:54.292 --> 00:24:56.208 How long is this gonna go on for? 450 00:24:56.292 --> 00:24:58.875 The sun is shining. The air is warm. 451 00:24:58.958 --> 00:25:00.792 A nice long ride will do you good. 452 00:25:00.875 --> 00:25:03.583 I'll call the stables and have them saddle your horse. 453 00:25:03.667 --> 00:25:05.167 I can't ride the horse. 454 00:25:05.250 --> 00:25:06.375 [nurse] Why not? 455 00:25:06.458 --> 00:25:07.458 I have cholera. 456 00:25:07.542 --> 00:25:09.167 You do not have cholera. 457 00:25:09.250 --> 00:25:10.333 How do you know? 458 00:25:10.417 --> 00:25:13.083 Because I am a registered nurse. 459 00:25:13.167 --> 00:25:15.833 [groans] What's the point? 460 00:25:15.917 --> 00:25:19.333 The point is you can't lie around in bed all afternoon, chicken. 461 00:25:21.333 --> 00:25:23.750 [scoffs] I'll never love again. 462 00:25:23.833 --> 00:25:26.417 [nurse] I think you're being rather dramatic, Rosaline. 463 00:25:28.583 --> 00:25:31.583 Nurse, you don't understand. 464 00:25:32.167 --> 00:25:37.208 They were kissing, and-and-and touching, and-and being all gross. 465 00:25:37.292 --> 00:25:41.375 And he was saying things to her that he just said to me three days ago. 466 00:25:41.458 --> 00:25:42.333 Mmm. 467 00:25:42.417 --> 00:25:43.792 -Three days. -Yes. 468 00:25:43.875 --> 00:25:45.417 -Three, Nurse. -Yes. 469 00:25:45.917 --> 00:25:47.333 [Rosaline] Yet, the worst part is, 470 00:25:47.417 --> 00:25:48.625 it's my fault. 471 00:25:48.708 --> 00:25:50.000 I drove him to her. 472 00:25:51.333 --> 00:25:52.375 [sighs] 473 00:25:53.208 --> 00:25:55.792 If only I'd said "I love you" when I had the chance. 474 00:25:55.875 --> 00:25:58.042 [knocking] 475 00:26:00.333 --> 00:26:01.917 -[Lord Capulet] This should be fun. -[Lady Capulet] Oh, please. 476 00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:03.917 [Lord Capulet] Ah, young Rosaline. 477 00:26:04.417 --> 00:26:07.917 Mmm. Uncle Capulet, what a surprise. 478 00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:09.000 Rosaline. 479 00:26:09.083 --> 00:26:10.083 Aunt Lady, welcome. 480 00:26:10.167 --> 00:26:11.458 It's been too long. 481 00:26:12.083 --> 00:26:14.500 Oh, you remember your cousin, Tybalt. 482 00:26:16.375 --> 00:26:17.375 I do. 483 00:26:17.875 --> 00:26:19.958 [Lady Capulet] And our daughter just returned from school. 484 00:26:20.042 --> 00:26:22.750 Of course! [chuckles] Sweet little… 485 00:26:23.417 --> 00:26:24.417 [giggles] 486 00:26:26.792 --> 00:26:27.792 Juliet. 487 00:26:27.875 --> 00:26:29.833 [sighs, chuckles] 488 00:26:29.917 --> 00:26:32.417 -It's so good to see you, Rosaline. -[groans] 489 00:26:32.500 --> 00:26:35.583 -[chuckling] -[chuckles] Ah. Ow. 490 00:26:35.667 --> 00:26:37.250 I think my earring's caught. 491 00:26:37.333 --> 00:26:39.958 -Oh, just, uh, just a little to the left. -[grunting] 492 00:26:40.042 --> 00:26:42.542 [chuckles] Oh. [chuckles, sighs] 493 00:26:42.625 --> 00:26:45.833 [both chuckling] 494 00:26:45.917 --> 00:26:50.000 -Wow. [chuckles] Wow. You're-- -[chuckling] 495 00:26:50.083 --> 00:26:52.375 All grown up now. I know. [chuckles] 496 00:26:52.458 --> 00:26:53.500 Oh. 497 00:26:53.583 --> 00:26:56.792 The last time I saw you, you had gaps in your teeth, and you came up to here. 498 00:26:56.875 --> 00:26:59.250 Ah, it really has been a long time. 499 00:27:00.083 --> 00:27:01.792 We have so much to catch up on. 500 00:27:01.875 --> 00:27:06.583 -It's so lovely seeing you. [chuckling] -[chuckles] Definitely. [chuckles] 501 00:27:07.125 --> 00:27:09.458 Oh, my God. [breathes heavily] 502 00:27:14.542 --> 00:27:16.417 [Lord Capulet] Surely you know why I'm here, Adrian? 503 00:27:16.500 --> 00:27:19.417 [Adrian] This is your quarrel, brother, not mine. 504 00:27:19.500 --> 00:27:21.917 [Lord Capulet] It is all our quarrel. You're a Capulet. 505 00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:24.167 [Adrian] I don't like the Montagues any more than you do, 506 00:27:24.250 --> 00:27:25.500 but that's why there's laws. 507 00:27:25.583 --> 00:27:27.167 [Lord Capulet] We've let this get out of hand. 508 00:27:27.250 --> 00:27:30.417 It is up to us to make this city great again. 509 00:27:31.125 --> 00:27:33.083 Can I say something? 510 00:27:33.792 --> 00:27:37.625 If you really hate the Montagues so much, you could just move. 511 00:27:39.125 --> 00:27:40.667 I hear Siena is very nice. 512 00:27:41.208 --> 00:27:44.083 You let your daughter speak at the dinner table? 513 00:27:44.167 --> 00:27:47.750 [Rosaline chuckles] I'm sorry. I thought this was my house. 514 00:27:47.833 --> 00:27:48.833 [Adrian] Rosaline. 515 00:27:48.917 --> 00:27:51.333 What? I don't go to his house and tell him how to do things. 516 00:27:51.417 --> 00:27:54.667 [Adrian] Rosaline, take your cousin out to the garden. 517 00:27:54.750 --> 00:27:56.500 I'm sure you have much to catch up on. 518 00:27:56.583 --> 00:27:58.958 -But Dad, the swan. -The garden. Rosaline! 519 00:27:59.458 --> 00:28:01.458 -[whispers] Juliet. -[Adrian] Now. 520 00:28:04.375 --> 00:28:06.292 [chair scrapes] 521 00:28:08.833 --> 00:28:11.083 [smacks lips] Well, that was awkward. 522 00:28:14.583 --> 00:28:15.583 [sighs] 523 00:28:21.250 --> 00:28:23.333 Do you always talk to your dad like that? 524 00:28:24.417 --> 00:28:25.417 Whatever. 525 00:28:26.042 --> 00:28:29.750 [gasps] God, I can't wait to be old like you. 526 00:28:29.833 --> 00:28:31.917 [both chuckling] 527 00:28:33.417 --> 00:28:35.708 You know, what's your rush? 528 00:28:36.375 --> 00:28:38.417 You won't be young forever, you know? 529 00:28:38.500 --> 00:28:40.583 And what about another year of, uh, finishing school? 530 00:28:41.417 --> 00:28:42.625 That could be fun. 531 00:28:43.750 --> 00:28:46.375 Oh. [chuckles] I'm pretty finished. 532 00:28:47.375 --> 00:28:48.667 [sighs] 533 00:28:48.750 --> 00:28:49.750 [Rosaline sighs] 534 00:28:50.708 --> 00:28:51.708 Rosaline. 535 00:28:53.292 --> 00:28:54.750 Can I tell you a secret? 536 00:28:55.917 --> 00:28:56.875 [Rosaline sighs] 537 00:28:56.958 --> 00:28:58.292 But you can't tell anyone. 538 00:28:59.958 --> 00:29:00.958 I'm listening. 539 00:29:02.083 --> 00:29:03.083 I'm in love. 540 00:29:03.917 --> 00:29:05.625 -[ball thuds] -[bird squawks, flutters] 541 00:29:06.042 --> 00:29:07.542 -[sighs] -I met a boy. 542 00:29:08.375 --> 00:29:09.208 [sighs] 543 00:29:09.292 --> 00:29:13.875 And he is just the most wonderful boy in the whole world. [chuckles] 544 00:29:14.375 --> 00:29:16.125 I see. [stammers] Um-- 545 00:29:16.208 --> 00:29:19.375 Where was it that you met this wonder boy? 546 00:29:19.458 --> 00:29:22.125 Oh, the other night at the masquerade ball. 547 00:29:22.208 --> 00:29:25.417 And already, I can't imagine my life without him. 548 00:29:25.500 --> 00:29:26.500 It's time to go. 549 00:29:26.583 --> 00:29:28.083 -[Juliet] He says things to me. -Excuse me. 550 00:29:28.167 --> 00:29:32.250 Beautiful, romantic things. You've never heard such poetry. 551 00:29:35.708 --> 00:29:36.792 Let me guess. 552 00:29:39.167 --> 00:29:42.083 He compares you to the moon and the sun. 553 00:29:44.125 --> 00:29:47.250 "The fairest stars in heaven do entreat your eyes." 554 00:29:51.458 --> 00:29:54.792 -How-- How do you-- -It's Romeo Montague, isn't it? 555 00:29:57.792 --> 00:30:02.792 [breathes shakily] 556 00:30:03.333 --> 00:30:04.333 [Rosaline] Yeah. 557 00:30:05.208 --> 00:30:08.125 Everybody knows Romeo Montague. [chuckles] 558 00:30:08.708 --> 00:30:10.500 [breathes heavily] 559 00:30:11.208 --> 00:30:14.542 I'm afraid you're not the first young maiden he's charmed with his… 560 00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:19.625 high cheekbones and fancy words. 561 00:30:21.375 --> 00:30:23.208 I'm such a fool. 562 00:30:24.542 --> 00:30:26.708 Yeah, you kind of are. 563 00:30:27.875 --> 00:30:31.250 -[sighs] -But don't beat yourself up about it. 564 00:30:31.333 --> 00:30:33.750 You know, it could have happened to anybody. 565 00:30:34.750 --> 00:30:35.750 Did it happen to you? 566 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:38.542 To me? No, please. 567 00:30:40.417 --> 00:30:44.958 Juliet, you're not even of marrying age. 568 00:30:45.042 --> 00:30:49.708 Why settle down with just one man when you can, you know, live a little, 569 00:30:49.792 --> 00:30:53.167 play the field, sample at the buffet of life? 570 00:30:54.958 --> 00:30:56.167 How do I do that? 571 00:30:59.042 --> 00:31:03.042 Well, I could show you, if you want. 572 00:31:05.250 --> 00:31:07.042 You would do that for me? 573 00:31:08.625 --> 00:31:10.042 What are cousins for? [chuckles] 574 00:31:10.625 --> 00:31:11.833 [giggles] 575 00:31:11.917 --> 00:31:15.917 [tavern-goers singing "It's All Coming Back To Me Now"] 576 00:31:19.333 --> 00:31:21.292 [singing stops, clamors] 577 00:31:21.375 --> 00:31:23.958 Now, who wants to buy us some drinks? 578 00:31:24.042 --> 00:31:27.292 -Me! [yelling] -Right here! Right here! 579 00:31:27.375 --> 00:31:33.958 [laughs] No. That is just so funny, because I love sports. 580 00:31:34.042 --> 00:31:37.625 -Oh, really? -Yeah, jousting, fencing, grappling. 581 00:31:37.708 --> 00:31:40.708 Oh, my God! I am a jouster! 582 00:31:40.792 --> 00:31:42.917 -What? No way! -[laughs] 583 00:31:44.167 --> 00:31:45.833 Please, let me buy you another drink. 584 00:31:45.917 --> 00:31:47.542 Oh, um. We'll be right back. 585 00:31:48.333 --> 00:31:49.750 [chairs scrape] 586 00:31:51.375 --> 00:31:53.875 Okay. Now you try. 587 00:31:53.958 --> 00:31:56.792 Um, I don't know. 588 00:31:56.875 --> 00:31:59.125 -These men are so… -Easy? 589 00:31:59.208 --> 00:32:00.208 Stupid! 590 00:32:00.875 --> 00:32:02.208 Why on Earth would I want to spend 591 00:32:02.292 --> 00:32:04.208 the rest of my life with someone like that? 592 00:32:04.292 --> 00:32:05.292 -Ew. -[patron belches] 593 00:32:05.375 --> 00:32:09.458 Juliet, you're not here to find someone to spend your life with. 594 00:32:09.542 --> 00:32:13.583 You're here to just enjoy yourself at their expense, 595 00:32:13.667 --> 00:32:16.708 and then never see them ever again. Okay? 596 00:32:16.792 --> 00:32:19.125 -Now, get out there and have some fun. -Oh. 597 00:32:20.750 --> 00:32:21.750 Go on. 598 00:32:22.583 --> 00:32:25.250 Go. Go. 599 00:32:26.875 --> 00:32:27.875 Um. 600 00:32:28.625 --> 00:32:33.667 Uh, your-- your mustache is so thick. 601 00:32:33.750 --> 00:32:35.875 -[patron] Oh, thank you. -[Juliet giggles] 602 00:32:38.167 --> 00:32:39.417 [patron] Do you wanna have a seat? 603 00:32:39.500 --> 00:32:40.667 [Juliet] May I? [giggles] 604 00:32:43.125 --> 00:32:46.042 Excuse me? Hello? 605 00:32:46.625 --> 00:32:48.333 Hello? Over here! 606 00:32:48.417 --> 00:32:50.250 [stammers] Hi. If-- If you could just-- 607 00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:56.958 -How are you, Rosaline? -Admiral Shit-for-Brains. 608 00:32:57.417 --> 00:32:58.750 -[chuckles] -[Rosaline] Hello? 609 00:33:01.542 --> 00:33:03.375 I'd like to order a drink, sir. 610 00:33:03.458 --> 00:33:04.500 [whistles] 611 00:33:08.833 --> 00:33:10.042 Thanks. 612 00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:20.458 You know, when I first came to Verona, 613 00:33:21.583 --> 00:33:25.375 I thought the place would be filled with women looking for a respectable husband. 614 00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:28.667 Turns out, not so much. 615 00:33:28.750 --> 00:33:31.333 Are you the respectable husband in that scenario? 616 00:33:33.875 --> 00:33:35.875 How is it going with that boyfriend of yours? 617 00:33:35.958 --> 00:33:38.583 Good. Great, actually. 618 00:33:38.667 --> 00:33:40.833 And is he here? I'd love to meet him. 619 00:33:40.917 --> 00:33:44.083 No, he's-- He's actually busy tonight. 620 00:33:44.167 --> 00:33:45.042 Really? 621 00:33:45.125 --> 00:33:46.667 Dive bars aren't really his scene anyway. 622 00:33:46.750 --> 00:33:48.458 Ah. Shame. 623 00:33:49.375 --> 00:33:51.417 Well, I imagine he's very respectable. 624 00:33:51.500 --> 00:33:52.375 Yeah. 625 00:33:52.458 --> 00:33:57.167 He's witty and smart, writes sonnets, 626 00:33:57.250 --> 00:33:59.333 speaks several different foreign languages. 627 00:33:59.417 --> 00:34:02.917 You know, just really the opposite of you. 628 00:34:04.292 --> 00:34:05.292 Is that so? 629 00:34:07.417 --> 00:34:08.417 [chuckles] 630 00:34:10.792 --> 00:34:12.500 Well, I will leave you to it then. 631 00:34:13.958 --> 00:34:14.958 You'll be missed. 632 00:34:17.708 --> 00:34:20.500 [in French] 633 00:34:32.417 --> 00:34:35.333 [laughing] 634 00:34:35.417 --> 00:34:38.458 All right. If you'll excuse me, I must go. 635 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:41.708 Hey, lady. Please, you must let me see you some time. 636 00:34:41.792 --> 00:34:44.042 [patron] Back off, fella. She was talking to me. 637 00:34:44.125 --> 00:34:46.375 Okay, bye. [laughs] 638 00:34:46.458 --> 00:34:48.125 [giggling] 639 00:34:48.208 --> 00:34:49.833 -Hey. -Hi. 640 00:34:49.917 --> 00:34:54.417 Rosaline, I'm having so much fun. Thank you. [laughs] 641 00:34:54.500 --> 00:34:56.667 Oh! Oh! 642 00:34:57.542 --> 00:34:59.583 -Ow! Oh! Ow! -Oh. 643 00:35:00.083 --> 00:35:02.583 -[sighs] Not again. It's caught. -Sorry. [grunts] 644 00:35:03.958 --> 00:35:07.458 [laughs] Every time. 645 00:35:08.625 --> 00:35:09.958 Hmm. 646 00:35:10.042 --> 00:35:12.417 Mmm. Mmm. 647 00:35:12.500 --> 00:35:14.583 And the best part is you were totally right. 648 00:35:14.667 --> 00:35:17.042 I haven't thought about Romeo once. 649 00:35:17.125 --> 00:35:20.542 Well, in that case, shall we do it again tomorrow? 650 00:35:22.625 --> 00:35:23.667 Yes. 651 00:35:23.750 --> 00:35:24.667 [chuckles] 652 00:35:25.708 --> 00:35:28.333 [Rosaline] My dearest Romeo. I haven't heard from you in a while. 653 00:35:28.417 --> 00:35:29.500 [chuckles] I hope you're okay. 654 00:35:29.583 --> 00:35:30.708 -What is your name? -Oh, it's Juliet. 655 00:35:30.792 --> 00:35:32.083 Nothing much new over here, 656 00:35:32.167 --> 00:35:34.917 except I'm being forced to babysit my younger cousin, 657 00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:36.708 and she's really a handful. 658 00:35:36.792 --> 00:35:39.500 I've somehow fallen into the role of big sister. 659 00:35:39.583 --> 00:35:40.667 Check. 660 00:35:40.750 --> 00:35:43.500 You know, older, wiser, more beautiful. 661 00:35:43.583 --> 00:35:44.583 Checkmate. 662 00:35:46.125 --> 00:35:47.875 [Rosaline] At the very least, more worldly. 663 00:35:52.250 --> 00:35:55.333 They definitely didn't teach that in finishing school. 664 00:35:56.333 --> 00:35:59.250 [scoffs] Wait till you get to page 74. 665 00:36:03.458 --> 00:36:04.292 [gasps] 666 00:36:04.375 --> 00:36:05.583 Be sure that he gets this. 667 00:36:05.667 --> 00:36:06.667 But enough about her. 668 00:36:06.750 --> 00:36:11.083 I miss you and your warm embrace, sweet Romeo. 669 00:36:11.167 --> 00:36:13.208 Yours, Rosaline. 670 00:36:14.583 --> 00:36:15.958 Dearest Romeo. 671 00:36:16.042 --> 00:36:19.625 You must be really busy, because I still haven't heard from you. 672 00:36:19.708 --> 00:36:21.292 [laughs] 673 00:36:21.375 --> 00:36:24.333 I'm enclosing a map I made of the Apennine mountains. 674 00:36:24.417 --> 00:36:28.708 I marked a trail to the perfect spot for our remote mountaintop cabin. 675 00:36:28.792 --> 00:36:30.167 Write me back. 676 00:36:30.250 --> 00:36:32.833 I'm so lost without you. 677 00:36:32.917 --> 00:36:34.208 [sighs] Rosaline. 678 00:36:34.708 --> 00:36:36.208 -[water rushing] -Where is that? 679 00:36:37.958 --> 00:36:40.208 It's the island of Cyprus and Famagusta Bay. 680 00:36:42.083 --> 00:36:43.708 That's really beautiful. 681 00:36:45.917 --> 00:36:47.792 I'm sure you hear that all the time, though. 682 00:36:49.667 --> 00:36:53.292 Uh, no, actually. I don't. 683 00:36:54.500 --> 00:36:55.500 Well, it's true. 684 00:37:00.917 --> 00:37:03.792 [Rosaline] Romeo, are you alive? 685 00:37:03.875 --> 00:37:05.542 Have you run out of quill ink? 686 00:37:06.250 --> 00:37:07.792 Why do you not return my letters? 687 00:37:08.458 --> 00:37:09.458 Steve! 688 00:37:11.125 --> 00:37:12.458 [bird caws] 689 00:37:13.042 --> 00:37:14.167 [sighs] 690 00:37:17.542 --> 00:37:22.917 The knight goes here, and the pawn moves up one space. 691 00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:24.500 And that is a Ponziani opening. 692 00:37:25.542 --> 00:37:29.042 [sighs] You're awesome. 693 00:37:29.125 --> 00:37:30.625 [both chuckle] 694 00:37:30.708 --> 00:37:32.292 -[laughs] -[handler] Whoa! Whoa! 695 00:37:32.833 --> 00:37:34.833 -Whoa. -[handler] Whoa, whoa! 696 00:37:34.917 --> 00:37:36.792 [Juliet] Oh, it's okay. It's okay. 697 00:37:36.875 --> 00:37:39.917 -[horse whinnies] -[shushes] 698 00:37:40.667 --> 00:37:42.750 -[Juliet] You're fine. You're fine. -[horse blusters] 699 00:37:43.917 --> 00:37:46.750 You're so handsome. Yes. 700 00:37:46.833 --> 00:37:48.042 You are so good. 701 00:37:48.708 --> 00:37:50.375 He's just a little spooked. 702 00:37:51.083 --> 00:37:54.625 [humming] 703 00:38:00.417 --> 00:38:01.917 -[knocks on door] -[humming stops] 704 00:38:13.375 --> 00:38:14.583 Rosaline. 705 00:38:14.667 --> 00:38:15.667 -Hey. -Hi. 706 00:38:15.750 --> 00:38:18.292 Um, okay. 707 00:38:19.750 --> 00:38:23.583 I… [sighs] …have to tell you something. 708 00:38:23.667 --> 00:38:24.875 Okay. 709 00:38:28.625 --> 00:38:31.125 Look, this-- [sighs] 710 00:38:31.208 --> 00:38:36.750 This really isn't easy to admit, but I, um-- 711 00:38:40.167 --> 00:38:41.083 What are those? 712 00:38:44.917 --> 00:38:45.917 Um… 713 00:38:48.750 --> 00:38:50.167 He keeps writing me letters. 714 00:38:50.833 --> 00:38:52.333 He's been writing you letters? 715 00:38:59.833 --> 00:39:03.542 Uh, I mean, I-I-I just thought you were done with him. 716 00:39:03.625 --> 00:39:06.458 I am. I was. No. 717 00:39:06.542 --> 00:39:10.000 No, I am. Um, but-- Uh, well, it's just, I feel-- [sighs] 718 00:39:10.083 --> 00:39:11.083 [Romeo] Juliet! 719 00:39:12.750 --> 00:39:14.125 Juliet! 720 00:39:17.292 --> 00:39:18.292 [inhales sharply] Um. 721 00:39:22.083 --> 00:39:23.083 [Romeo] Juliet! 722 00:39:23.583 --> 00:39:24.750 He keeps showing up. 723 00:39:24.833 --> 00:39:28.000 I won't go away until you talk to me, sweet Juliet. 724 00:39:28.667 --> 00:39:31.583 Please, Rosaline. You gotta help me. 725 00:39:33.625 --> 00:39:34.792 Help you do what? 726 00:39:37.625 --> 00:39:39.958 [Juliet panting] 727 00:39:40.042 --> 00:39:42.875 Stand back, Romeo. Don't come any closer. 728 00:39:45.125 --> 00:39:47.417 Doth mine eyes deceive me? 729 00:39:47.500 --> 00:39:51.000 All the heavens shine in your direction. 730 00:39:51.083 --> 00:39:52.167 Stop him talking. 731 00:39:52.250 --> 00:39:53.625 -To gaze upon you-- -Stop talking. 732 00:39:53.708 --> 00:39:56.542 [sighs] I will not, Juliet. 733 00:39:56.625 --> 00:39:58.375 I will not and cannot, 734 00:39:58.458 --> 00:40:01.542 lest you tell me what I have done to displease you. 735 00:40:01.625 --> 00:40:03.667 Fine. I'll tell you. 736 00:40:03.750 --> 00:40:05.333 -You're a phony. -You're a pony. 737 00:40:05.417 --> 00:40:07.958 -A what? -[whispers] Phony. He's a phony. 738 00:40:08.042 --> 00:40:09.708 Uh, a phony, I said. 739 00:40:09.792 --> 00:40:11.583 You're a liar and a scoundrel. 740 00:40:11.667 --> 00:40:13.667 [Romeo] Juliet, you know I'm none of those things. 741 00:40:13.750 --> 00:40:15.750 So I was the first you compared to the moon and the stars? 742 00:40:15.833 --> 00:40:18.958 Was I the first you compared to the moon and the stars? 743 00:40:19.792 --> 00:40:21.542 [sighs] All right. 744 00:40:23.375 --> 00:40:26.667 Well, I will be honest with you. 745 00:40:26.750 --> 00:40:29.958 I-- I have said those words to another. 746 00:40:31.208 --> 00:40:33.375 But I never meant them until I met you. 747 00:40:33.875 --> 00:40:35.542 Oh, please! 748 00:40:37.500 --> 00:40:39.000 [Romeo] Is someone there with you? 749 00:40:39.542 --> 00:40:40.542 No. 750 00:40:41.250 --> 00:40:44.000 Juliet, we belong together. 751 00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:46.792 You need to go, Romeo. 752 00:40:48.750 --> 00:40:49.958 That truly what you want? 753 00:40:53.125 --> 00:40:54.208 You need to go, Romeo. 754 00:40:59.792 --> 00:41:00.792 Then I will go. 755 00:41:05.292 --> 00:41:06.292 Gone for good. 756 00:41:15.708 --> 00:41:16.708 [sobs] 757 00:41:44.250 --> 00:41:45.250 You did well. 758 00:41:47.542 --> 00:41:49.667 So, why do I feel so terrible? 759 00:41:50.167 --> 00:41:51.708 [breathes shakily] 760 00:41:54.333 --> 00:41:55.667 Thank you, Cousin. 761 00:41:57.333 --> 00:41:59.208 I'd be lost without you. 762 00:42:02.083 --> 00:42:05.083 Wait. Wasn't there something you wanted to tell me? 763 00:42:06.208 --> 00:42:08.375 Oh. No, it's not important. 764 00:42:09.125 --> 00:42:10.125 [chuckles] 765 00:42:10.208 --> 00:42:11.333 -Ow! Oh! -[grunts] 766 00:42:12.167 --> 00:42:13.583 -Why does this keep happening? -Sorry. 767 00:42:13.667 --> 00:42:15.917 -Okay. Well, you just need to-- -If I just-- [grunts] 768 00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:18.792 -No. Just-- Mmm. -[grunts, gasps] Oh! 769 00:42:18.875 --> 00:42:19.958 [chuckles] 770 00:42:22.833 --> 00:42:27.458 "Romeo and… Rosaline"? 771 00:42:33.667 --> 00:42:34.667 [gasps] 772 00:42:35.625 --> 00:42:36.750 Juliet. 773 00:42:36.833 --> 00:42:37.708 Don't speak. 774 00:42:42.333 --> 00:42:44.500 Juliet. It-- It's not what it-- 775 00:42:44.583 --> 00:42:45.875 I listened to you. 776 00:42:47.333 --> 00:42:49.458 I trusted you, 777 00:42:49.542 --> 00:42:51.208 and all you did was lie. 778 00:42:51.292 --> 00:42:53.083 Juliet, I didn't lie. 779 00:42:53.167 --> 00:42:56.417 I just told you most of the truth 780 00:42:56.500 --> 00:43:00.542 instead of, well, you know, all of it. 781 00:43:01.625 --> 00:43:03.250 I thought you were my friend. 782 00:43:03.333 --> 00:43:05.583 I am your friend. I am. 783 00:43:05.667 --> 00:43:10.625 All this time, turns out you just wanted to steal my boyfriend away. 784 00:43:10.708 --> 00:43:13.542 [scoffs] I was not trying to steal your boyfriend away. 785 00:43:13.625 --> 00:43:15.125 I was just trying to steal him back. 786 00:43:15.792 --> 00:43:17.542 -Oh. -There's a difference. 787 00:43:22.125 --> 00:43:23.167 I see how it is. 788 00:43:26.167 --> 00:43:27.167 Sure. 789 00:43:28.417 --> 00:43:32.125 I mean, it all makes perfect sense, actually. 790 00:43:32.750 --> 00:43:33.875 I'm younger than you. 791 00:43:34.917 --> 00:43:37.000 I'm… richer than you. 792 00:43:38.250 --> 00:43:39.625 I'm not afraid of fish. 793 00:43:40.708 --> 00:43:43.417 I don't have huge man feet. 794 00:43:45.250 --> 00:43:47.500 You needed me out of the picture. [chuckles] 795 00:43:47.583 --> 00:43:49.000 Of course you did. 796 00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:55.083 After all, what chance does someone like you have when someone like me is around? 797 00:43:56.250 --> 00:43:57.250 [scoffs] 798 00:43:58.167 --> 00:44:03.250 Well, Cousin, it appears your little gambit has failed. 799 00:44:06.750 --> 00:44:08.125 -Fine. -Good. 800 00:44:08.208 --> 00:44:09.250 Great. 801 00:44:10.208 --> 00:44:13.083 Let me know next time he shows up on your balcony. 802 00:44:13.167 --> 00:44:15.500 [laughs] Let me know when your wisdom teeth come in. 803 00:44:16.625 --> 00:44:18.125 -What? -You heard me! 804 00:44:18.208 --> 00:44:19.583 The point is, he's not coming. 805 00:44:19.667 --> 00:44:21.292 Guess we'll see about that, won't we? 806 00:44:22.750 --> 00:44:24.625 She's right. He's not coming. 807 00:44:24.708 --> 00:44:28.250 -Mmm. Oh. -What's the use? It's hopeless. 808 00:44:28.333 --> 00:44:29.625 Rosaline, what is this? 809 00:44:30.625 --> 00:44:32.500 You need to focus and pull it together. 810 00:44:33.875 --> 00:44:34.875 Come here. 811 00:44:36.167 --> 00:44:38.667 I don't have a ton of time for your drama right now, okay? 812 00:44:39.833 --> 00:44:44.250 Your father is not the only lord in town who has a child he disapproves of. 813 00:44:44.333 --> 00:44:45.417 Mm-hmm. 814 00:44:45.500 --> 00:44:46.500 I'm sorry. 815 00:44:46.583 --> 00:44:48.875 If only I could just get him off the scent 816 00:44:48.958 --> 00:44:50.625 just for a little while. 817 00:44:51.708 --> 00:44:56.208 [gasps] Oh, this is cute. Mmm. 818 00:44:56.292 --> 00:44:57.958 -[laughing] -[laughs] 819 00:44:58.042 --> 00:45:00.167 That's it! You marry her. 820 00:45:00.833 --> 00:45:02.625 -Who? -Juliet. 821 00:45:02.708 --> 00:45:05.458 What? Have we met before? I'm-- I'm Paris. 822 00:45:06.292 --> 00:45:07.250 [scoffs] 823 00:45:08.667 --> 00:45:11.875 You need a decoy. She needs an obstacle. 824 00:45:11.958 --> 00:45:14.542 I need her out of the picture. 825 00:45:15.625 --> 00:45:16.667 It's perfect. 826 00:45:17.250 --> 00:45:21.292 Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's not perfect for me. I don't wanna marry a woman. 827 00:45:21.375 --> 00:45:24.500 Yeah, I know, but that's the best part. 828 00:45:25.083 --> 00:45:29.125 You won't have to marry her for another, like, two or three years. 829 00:45:29.208 --> 00:45:32.708 And by that time, you could be far away from here. 830 00:45:33.458 --> 00:45:34.833 You could be wherever you want. 831 00:45:36.875 --> 00:45:37.875 Mmm. 832 00:45:38.417 --> 00:45:43.000 And do you promise to care for her and protect her? 833 00:45:43.083 --> 00:45:44.083 Mm-hmm. 834 00:45:44.792 --> 00:45:49.917 And do you promise to guide her morally and keep her on a righteous path? 835 00:45:50.625 --> 00:45:51.833 Oh, for sure. 836 00:45:51.917 --> 00:45:54.375 And, when the time is right, 837 00:45:54.458 --> 00:46:00.708 to bring a whole host of strapping young men into your household? 838 00:46:00.792 --> 00:46:01.792 Wait. What? 839 00:46:02.417 --> 00:46:03.417 Sons, Paris. 840 00:46:03.500 --> 00:46:05.167 Ya-- [clears throat] 841 00:46:05.250 --> 00:46:08.625 [in deep voice] Yes, absolutely. Sons. Mm-hmm. 842 00:46:08.708 --> 00:46:13.083 Then it fills me with the greatest of joy to accept your request. 843 00:46:13.167 --> 00:46:18.000 [laughs] In two years' time, when the girl is of marrying age, 844 00:46:18.083 --> 00:46:23.417 we will have the most glorious celebration to unite our families. 845 00:46:23.500 --> 00:46:27.250 Two years, three years, I mean, there's-- there's really no rush. 846 00:46:27.333 --> 00:46:29.417 And tonight, we'll feast. 847 00:46:29.500 --> 00:46:32.583 Go. Tell all of West Verona, 848 00:46:32.667 --> 00:46:37.708 and I will go tell the lucky girl the good news. [squeals] 849 00:46:37.792 --> 00:46:40.875 -She'll be so excited! [laughs] -[chuckling] 850 00:46:41.417 --> 00:46:42.458 [whimpers] 851 00:46:42.542 --> 00:46:44.458 [Juliet] You can't do this to me! 852 00:46:44.542 --> 00:46:46.583 [Lord Capulet] Of course I can! I'm your father! 853 00:46:46.667 --> 00:46:47.708 -[Juliet] No! -Juliet, 854 00:46:47.792 --> 00:46:53.292 every respectable family in Verona is downstairs, celebrating your engagement, 855 00:46:53.375 --> 00:46:55.542 while you're up here embarrassing me! 856 00:46:55.625 --> 00:46:56.958 [door rattles, opens] 857 00:46:58.000 --> 00:47:01.583 [pants] You know I'm not just your daughter, right? 858 00:47:01.667 --> 00:47:05.542 I have opinions, ideas, passions of my own! 859 00:47:06.042 --> 00:47:07.833 How dare you speak to us like that! 860 00:47:08.500 --> 00:47:10.542 You have ruined my life! 861 00:47:10.625 --> 00:47:12.083 -[Lady Capulet shouts] -Juliet! 862 00:47:13.792 --> 00:47:15.500 I thought you'd be pleased. 863 00:47:15.583 --> 00:47:20.292 [stammers] Okay, he's Rosaline's friend. Pretty big deal, he's a count. 864 00:47:21.333 --> 00:47:22.625 Rosaline's friend? 865 00:47:22.708 --> 00:47:25.250 Whole great life for your future. Please. 866 00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:29.250 Oh! [grunts] 867 00:47:29.333 --> 00:47:30.208 [sighs] 868 00:47:30.875 --> 00:47:33.292 I'm so sorry, dear. I don't know what's gotten into her. 869 00:47:33.958 --> 00:47:36.125 Oh, I know exactly what's gotten into her. 870 00:47:37.583 --> 00:47:40.667 Rosaline, this is all your fault. 871 00:47:40.750 --> 00:47:43.792 Whatever wild ideas you've been filling my daughter's head with-- 872 00:47:43.875 --> 00:47:46.208 -[guest] Hello. -Good to see you. 873 00:47:46.292 --> 00:47:48.542 I need you to unfill it at once. 874 00:47:49.125 --> 00:47:50.250 -Go up to her room, -Mm-hmm. 875 00:47:50.333 --> 00:47:52.333 -get her down to her party, please. -Mm-hmm. 876 00:47:52.417 --> 00:47:54.417 -Please. -Yes. Certainly, Uncle. 877 00:47:55.792 --> 00:47:56.792 Go. 878 00:47:58.458 --> 00:47:59.667 -Paris. -[slurps] 879 00:48:00.250 --> 00:48:01.208 [stammers] 880 00:48:03.208 --> 00:48:04.500 The hell was he wearing? 881 00:48:04.583 --> 00:48:06.542 [guests chattering, distantly] 882 00:48:17.542 --> 00:48:18.875 Juliet. 883 00:48:29.083 --> 00:48:30.083 Hello? 884 00:48:57.542 --> 00:48:59.333 "Hie you hence to the friar's cell, 885 00:48:59.417 --> 00:49:01.875 where tonight a true husband shall make you a wife." 886 00:49:04.125 --> 00:49:05.125 Shit. 887 00:49:05.208 --> 00:49:07.375 [Rosaline] Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm in a rush. 888 00:49:07.458 --> 00:49:08.458 [guest] Oh! 889 00:49:10.042 --> 00:49:12.708 [Rosaline] Please move. I've got to stop a wedding right now. 890 00:49:12.792 --> 00:49:14.083 [Adrian] There she is. 891 00:49:14.167 --> 00:49:15.958 Look, it's Dario. 892 00:49:16.042 --> 00:49:20.417 -I really don't have time for this. What? -Rosaline, do not be rude, please. 893 00:49:21.583 --> 00:49:22.583 [chuckles] 894 00:49:24.500 --> 00:49:26.583 -Mwah. Mwah. -There we go. 895 00:49:27.083 --> 00:49:28.417 Okay. Good night. 896 00:49:31.083 --> 00:49:32.500 She's coming around. 897 00:49:33.917 --> 00:49:35.375 -[bats screech] -[wings flutter] 898 00:49:36.542 --> 00:49:37.667 [wolf howls] 899 00:49:40.208 --> 00:49:41.208 Hey! 900 00:49:45.625 --> 00:49:46.625 Where are you going? 901 00:49:48.792 --> 00:49:49.917 What do you care? 902 00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:51.125 I don't. 903 00:49:52.458 --> 00:49:53.917 Then what is it that you want? 904 00:49:56.250 --> 00:49:58.167 I want my knife back, please. 905 00:50:00.750 --> 00:50:02.083 [knife clatters] 906 00:50:02.167 --> 00:50:03.167 Worth a shot. 907 00:50:05.125 --> 00:50:07.417 [bird screeches, distantly] 908 00:50:08.500 --> 00:50:10.375 You aren't actually thinking of going out there, are you? 909 00:50:10.458 --> 00:50:11.458 Yeah. 910 00:50:13.625 --> 00:50:15.042 Sure looks pretty dark. 911 00:50:15.833 --> 00:50:16.833 I can manage. 912 00:50:16.917 --> 00:50:19.000 [wolves howling] 913 00:50:19.083 --> 00:50:22.083 Look, I can-- I can walk with you if you'd like. 914 00:50:23.833 --> 00:50:25.958 I don't need an escort. 915 00:50:26.042 --> 00:50:29.167 Will just be taking this. See? This torch. 916 00:50:29.250 --> 00:50:31.833 To go in by myself. 917 00:50:31.917 --> 00:50:32.917 Mm-hmm. 918 00:50:34.625 --> 00:50:35.667 [sighs] 919 00:50:36.167 --> 00:50:37.292 [chuckles] 920 00:50:38.167 --> 00:50:39.250 [creature yowls] 921 00:50:39.333 --> 00:50:40.625 Christ! What was that? 922 00:50:41.125 --> 00:50:42.292 Oh, it's probably nothing. 923 00:50:42.958 --> 00:50:46.208 -[sighs, chuckles] Okay. -Yeah, or a bear. 924 00:50:47.958 --> 00:50:49.125 Hmm. [smacks lips] 925 00:50:50.458 --> 00:50:54.625 Okay, well, maybe just to the, uh, bridge after the forest. 926 00:50:54.708 --> 00:50:56.708 [clears throat] What? I'm sorry. What was that? 927 00:50:56.792 --> 00:51:00.958 Could you please escort me through the forest? 928 00:51:02.208 --> 00:51:03.458 I would love to. 929 00:51:03.542 --> 00:51:05.167 [chuckles] Right. 930 00:51:05.250 --> 00:51:08.250 -Just great. -[wolf howls] 931 00:51:16.583 --> 00:51:18.667 I'm sorry. I can't tell you where we're going. 932 00:51:19.208 --> 00:51:20.208 Oh, you're fine. 933 00:51:21.500 --> 00:51:23.708 What I can say is it's urgent. 934 00:51:24.625 --> 00:51:25.917 Extremely urgent. 935 00:51:26.958 --> 00:51:27.958 Okay. 936 00:51:29.333 --> 00:51:30.792 You're not even a little curious? 937 00:51:30.875 --> 00:51:32.708 -I don't get involved. -[scoffs] 938 00:51:35.458 --> 00:51:36.500 It's this way. 939 00:51:38.875 --> 00:51:42.250 Well, if you must know, I'm going to stop a wedding. 940 00:51:43.583 --> 00:51:47.667 My boyfriend is about to make the biggest mistake of his life. 941 00:51:48.583 --> 00:51:49.958 Uh, hang on a second. Wait. 942 00:51:52.167 --> 00:51:54.375 It's your boyfriend's wedding? 943 00:51:55.583 --> 00:51:56.500 Yeah. 944 00:51:57.833 --> 00:51:59.000 Ouch. 945 00:52:00.208 --> 00:52:03.708 Yeah. They just met. They barely know each other. 946 00:52:03.792 --> 00:52:07.083 They have literally nothing in common. He can't possibly love her. 947 00:52:07.167 --> 00:52:08.792 [stammers] How do you know that? 948 00:52:08.875 --> 00:52:09.958 Were you listening just now? 949 00:52:10.042 --> 00:52:12.375 They just met. They barely know each other. 950 00:52:12.458 --> 00:52:13.750 -So what? -No, like-- 951 00:52:13.833 --> 00:52:16.167 That's not how love works. It isn't rational. 952 00:52:18.500 --> 00:52:19.917 I knew you wouldn't understand. 953 00:52:21.375 --> 00:52:23.500 So what's your plan when we get there? 954 00:52:25.125 --> 00:52:27.917 We have to have a conversation. 955 00:52:28.000 --> 00:52:30.250 He needs to know how I feel. 956 00:52:30.333 --> 00:52:32.917 Well, his wedding day seems like the perfect time for that. 957 00:52:33.792 --> 00:52:36.833 We haven't had the chance to talk about any of this, 958 00:52:36.917 --> 00:52:41.875 and I wanna show him what life was like before he-- 959 00:52:41.958 --> 00:52:42.958 Cheated on you. 960 00:52:44.500 --> 00:52:46.125 He did not cheat on me. 961 00:52:47.042 --> 00:52:48.167 Didn't he? 962 00:52:48.792 --> 00:52:50.125 I'm done talking to you now. 963 00:52:52.708 --> 00:52:54.458 [Dario] So is this a back way in or? 964 00:52:54.542 --> 00:52:56.917 Well, I'm not exactly welcome in these parts. 965 00:52:57.000 --> 00:52:59.042 Oh. 'Cause you're the ex? 966 00:52:59.542 --> 00:53:00.958 No, 'cause I'm a Capulet. 967 00:53:03.125 --> 00:53:04.542 Wait. This is Montague land? 968 00:53:05.792 --> 00:53:08.375 -Yep. -You never told me your ex was a Montague. 969 00:53:08.458 --> 00:53:09.500 Did I never mention that? 970 00:53:09.583 --> 00:53:10.458 -No. -Hmm. 971 00:53:10.542 --> 00:53:12.208 If they find us, Rosaline, they will kill us. 972 00:53:12.292 --> 00:53:16.167 -Well, you can go at any time. -Look, this is no joke. It isn't safe. 973 00:53:16.250 --> 00:53:19.792 Relax. Romeo once told me that the guards are off duty at this time of night. 974 00:53:19.875 --> 00:53:21.750 -The coast should be totally-- -Halt! 975 00:53:21.833 --> 00:53:23.042 Who goes there? 976 00:53:24.583 --> 00:53:25.958 [guard] Halt! 977 00:53:26.042 --> 00:53:27.417 Stop! Stop! 978 00:53:29.167 --> 00:53:30.375 They're over here! 979 00:53:30.458 --> 00:53:31.708 [guard] Halt! Stop! 980 00:53:32.333 --> 00:53:33.583 -[moans] Run! -[grunts] 981 00:53:33.667 --> 00:53:34.500 [guard] Hurry up! Halt! 982 00:53:34.583 --> 00:53:35.625 Which way did we come in? 983 00:53:35.708 --> 00:53:36.708 -Uh, that way, I think! -[guard] Stop! 984 00:53:36.792 --> 00:53:38.917 -You think? -I wasn't in the military! 985 00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:39.958 [guard] Halt! 986 00:53:40.042 --> 00:53:42.833 -[panting] -[guards shouting] 987 00:53:42.917 --> 00:53:45.750 -[guard] Hey! They went this way! Come on! -[guard 2] Spread out! 988 00:53:45.833 --> 00:53:47.667 [Dario grunting] Come on! 989 00:53:47.750 --> 00:53:49.125 [Rosaline] Come on! 990 00:53:49.208 --> 00:53:50.500 [guards shouting] 991 00:53:53.083 --> 00:53:55.042 [whispers] Do you have a match? 992 00:53:59.417 --> 00:54:00.625 Are you sure this is safe? 993 00:54:03.667 --> 00:54:04.667 Trust me. 994 00:54:04.750 --> 00:54:06.042 [matchstick lights] 995 00:54:08.792 --> 00:54:11.125 [guards snoring] 996 00:54:12.750 --> 00:54:14.583 -[whispers] You were saying? -[beds creaking] 997 00:54:15.917 --> 00:54:17.417 -[metal scrapes] -[crash] 998 00:54:17.500 --> 00:54:19.208 [items clatter] 999 00:54:19.292 --> 00:54:20.625 -[guard] What was that? -[guards groaning] 1000 00:54:20.708 --> 00:54:22.208 -What? What? -[guard 2] Wake up! 1001 00:54:22.292 --> 00:54:24.250 -Take my knife. -I already have it. 1002 00:54:24.333 --> 00:54:25.833 [grunting] 1003 00:54:25.917 --> 00:54:26.917 [Rosaline] Ho! 1004 00:54:27.000 --> 00:54:28.583 [guard yells, grunts] 1005 00:54:28.667 --> 00:54:30.375 [grunting and groaning] 1006 00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:35.500 [laughs] 1007 00:54:40.542 --> 00:54:41.708 [laughs] 1008 00:54:43.375 --> 00:54:44.875 [exhales] 1009 00:54:45.667 --> 00:54:46.792 [Dario groans] 1010 00:54:47.333 --> 00:54:49.083 [grunting] 1011 00:54:49.167 --> 00:54:50.292 Dario, look out! 1012 00:54:55.500 --> 00:54:57.000 [grunting] 1013 00:54:57.083 --> 00:54:58.417 Lucky throw. 1014 00:54:59.208 --> 00:55:00.208 Lucky knife. 1015 00:55:01.250 --> 00:55:02.208 [grunts] 1016 00:55:05.333 --> 00:55:07.000 -[alarm bell ringing] -[guards yelling] 1017 00:55:07.083 --> 00:55:08.917 -[sighs] -Let's go. Go. Go. Go. 1018 00:55:09.417 --> 00:55:12.292 [guards] Come on! Hurry up! 1019 00:55:12.375 --> 00:55:13.917 [guard] Through here. 1020 00:55:14.000 --> 00:55:16.500 [guard] You take the north barracks, we'll cover the south! 1021 00:55:17.500 --> 00:55:19.542 I see them right there! Right down that way! 1022 00:55:19.625 --> 00:55:20.750 Move, move, move! 1023 00:55:20.833 --> 00:55:22.042 [horse whinnies] 1024 00:55:22.125 --> 00:55:23.250 [guard] This way! 1025 00:55:25.292 --> 00:55:27.375 -[guard] Go, go, go, go! -[guard 2] Hey! 1026 00:55:27.458 --> 00:55:28.500 [water sloshes] 1027 00:55:28.583 --> 00:55:29.958 -[door slams] -[horse whinnies] 1028 00:56:04.250 --> 00:56:06.542 [horses panting] 1029 00:56:06.625 --> 00:56:07.708 [horse whinnies] 1030 00:56:23.375 --> 00:56:24.375 [clears throat] 1031 00:56:26.292 --> 00:56:27.750 Hey, let me ask you something. 1032 00:56:29.500 --> 00:56:31.333 What is it you like about this Montague? 1033 00:56:33.500 --> 00:56:36.208 Uh, lots of stuff. 1034 00:56:37.333 --> 00:56:38.750 In particular. 1035 00:56:40.083 --> 00:56:42.583 Well, we're in love. 1036 00:56:44.042 --> 00:56:45.458 Then what do you love about him? 1037 00:56:47.167 --> 00:56:48.542 [sighs] It's just-- 1038 00:56:48.625 --> 00:56:51.667 It's not something that you can put into words, so… 1039 00:56:54.500 --> 00:56:56.583 Love is patient. 1040 00:56:57.208 --> 00:56:58.542 Love is kind. 1041 00:56:58.625 --> 00:57:00.458 Love is an open door. 1042 00:57:00.542 --> 00:57:01.750 Love is all you need. 1043 00:57:04.083 --> 00:57:08.208 I mean, love is like knowing how to fly or how to breathe. 1044 00:57:09.792 --> 00:57:13.792 When you're apart from her, you can feel it in your stomach. 1045 00:57:14.750 --> 00:57:15.875 You can taste it. 1046 00:57:16.917 --> 00:57:19.208 And when you're together, it's like… 1047 00:57:21.167 --> 00:57:23.208 it's impossible to believe for one single minute 1048 00:57:23.292 --> 00:57:25.250 that anyone anywhere has ever had so much fun 1049 00:57:25.333 --> 00:57:26.542 in the whole entire world. 1050 00:57:29.542 --> 00:57:30.958 That's what love is like, 1051 00:57:32.042 --> 00:57:33.583 put into words. 1052 00:57:34.292 --> 00:57:36.000 It's not that hard. 1053 00:57:37.125 --> 00:57:38.125 [grunts] 1054 00:57:50.208 --> 00:57:51.208 [sighs] 1055 00:57:54.583 --> 00:57:55.583 [Dario, clears throat] 1056 00:58:02.958 --> 00:58:04.250 I'm… 1057 00:58:05.917 --> 00:58:08.292 I'm sorry I got you into all this mess. 1058 00:58:09.917 --> 00:58:10.917 Wasn't all bad. 1059 00:58:12.292 --> 00:58:13.583 -And… -[clears throat] 1060 00:58:14.375 --> 00:58:18.208 I'm sorry that I might have… 1061 00:58:19.667 --> 00:58:23.333 maybe misjudged you a little. 1062 00:58:23.417 --> 00:58:24.625 Your hand. 1063 00:58:26.167 --> 00:58:28.708 Oh. [scoffs] It's fine. It's just a little, um-- 1064 00:58:28.792 --> 00:58:29.792 [Dario] No. 1065 00:58:29.875 --> 00:58:32.958 I could probably get that later. 1066 00:58:39.292 --> 00:58:40.292 Is that okay? 1067 00:58:43.750 --> 00:58:44.750 Yeah. 1068 00:58:55.917 --> 00:58:56.833 Thank you. 1069 00:58:58.417 --> 00:58:59.417 You're welcome. 1070 00:59:09.958 --> 00:59:11.042 [Rosaline sighs] 1071 00:59:14.333 --> 00:59:15.875 -[crows caw, wings flutter] -[gasps] 1072 00:59:16.750 --> 00:59:17.750 [chuckles] 1073 00:59:19.333 --> 00:59:20.625 [clears throat] 1074 00:59:22.750 --> 00:59:23.750 I should go. 1075 00:59:25.792 --> 00:59:28.083 Yeah, same. 1076 00:59:28.167 --> 00:59:30.625 No, uh, supposed to rejoin the fleet today 1077 00:59:30.708 --> 00:59:32.250 and I haven't even started to pack. 1078 00:59:33.167 --> 00:59:34.375 You're really going back? 1079 00:59:34.875 --> 00:59:35.875 Yeah. 1080 00:59:36.458 --> 00:59:37.458 Why? 1081 00:59:40.250 --> 00:59:42.833 I guess I didn't find a good enough reason to stay. 1082 00:59:45.292 --> 00:59:47.125 Good luck, Rosaline. 1083 00:59:48.500 --> 00:59:52.708 It was interesting getting to know you. 1084 00:59:56.208 --> 00:59:57.208 You too, Dario. 1085 01:00:08.500 --> 01:00:09.833 [horse nickers] 1086 01:00:13.958 --> 01:00:17.625 -[horses depart] -[clinking] 1087 01:00:30.708 --> 01:00:31.708 [sighs] 1088 01:00:32.792 --> 01:00:34.000 [door locks] 1089 01:00:53.083 --> 01:00:54.083 Late night? 1090 01:00:54.167 --> 01:00:55.667 -[door rattles] -Oh! Oh, my God. 1091 01:00:55.750 --> 01:00:57.667 [pants] 1092 01:00:57.750 --> 01:00:59.250 [sighs] You scared me. 1093 01:00:59.333 --> 01:01:00.583 Good, that makes two of us. 1094 01:01:00.667 --> 01:01:02.625 [birds twittering] 1095 01:01:02.708 --> 01:01:03.625 [sighs] 1096 01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:08.167 What on earth have you been doing until six in the morning? 1097 01:01:11.417 --> 01:01:12.542 It's complicated. 1098 01:01:19.625 --> 01:01:21.500 Nurse, can I ask you something? 1099 01:01:25.542 --> 01:01:26.750 Have you ever been in love? 1100 01:01:28.333 --> 01:01:31.042 I was, once. 1101 01:01:34.125 --> 01:01:35.333 And what did it feel like? 1102 01:01:39.917 --> 01:01:41.542 It's a bit like having vertigo. 1103 01:01:43.958 --> 01:01:45.708 Quite a lot like being drunk. 1104 01:01:46.833 --> 01:01:49.333 But when it's real, you won't question it. 1105 01:01:54.375 --> 01:01:56.708 [footsteps departing] 1106 01:02:40.375 --> 01:02:41.708 [taps inkwell] 1107 01:03:23.833 --> 01:03:25.000 [coughs, grunts] 1108 01:03:27.292 --> 01:03:28.375 [banging on door] 1109 01:03:30.125 --> 01:03:31.500 [door unlocks] 1110 01:03:31.583 --> 01:03:33.625 [door creaks] 1111 01:03:33.708 --> 01:03:35.292 Yeah, what up, man? 1112 01:03:35.375 --> 01:03:36.875 Uh, special delivery. 1113 01:03:37.917 --> 01:03:40.083 [chuckles] Thanks, Chief. 1114 01:03:40.167 --> 01:03:44.500 Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, also, um, I got an envelope. 1115 01:03:45.417 --> 01:03:49.583 A miss H-H-Huliet. J-- Hu-- Juliet. 1116 01:03:49.667 --> 01:03:51.083 -Ju-- -I'll see that she gets it. 1117 01:03:51.792 --> 01:03:54.333 All right, man. All right, right on. 1118 01:04:03.125 --> 01:04:04.583 [horse blusters] 1119 01:04:11.542 --> 01:04:12.542 Oh. 1120 01:04:14.333 --> 01:04:16.500 Steve, I just saw you. 1121 01:04:20.250 --> 01:04:21.250 You back already? 1122 01:04:21.333 --> 01:04:23.458 Uh, yes, Miss Rosaline. 1123 01:04:24.417 --> 01:04:29.167 I was just, uh, you know. 1124 01:04:29.250 --> 01:04:31.458 -[Steve chuckles] -[woman chuckles] 1125 01:04:31.542 --> 01:04:32.833 Did she seem pleased? 1126 01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:35.625 Yeah. Pleased? 1127 01:04:35.708 --> 01:04:36.625 Mmm. 1128 01:04:36.708 --> 01:04:37.792 -[both chuckle] -Juliet! 1129 01:04:38.458 --> 01:04:40.125 -Oh, oh. -When you gave her the letter. 1130 01:04:40.208 --> 01:04:41.250 -Oh. -Yeah. 1131 01:04:41.333 --> 01:04:44.917 Um, I-I gave it to the big dude instead. 1132 01:04:45.917 --> 01:04:47.625 Big dude? 1133 01:04:47.708 --> 01:04:49.708 W-W-What dude? W-Which dude? 1134 01:04:50.708 --> 01:04:52.167 Uh, Master Tybalt. 1135 01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:54.958 Shit. 1136 01:04:55.042 --> 01:04:56.708 -[Paris] Ros, Ros! -[running footsteps] 1137 01:04:56.792 --> 01:04:57.875 -[bell tolls] -What? 1138 01:04:57.958 --> 01:04:59.083 [panting] Oh, hey. 1139 01:04:59.167 --> 01:05:00.625 It's Romeo and Tybalt. 1140 01:05:00.708 --> 01:05:01.792 -[bell tolls] -Oh. 1141 01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:06.667 [Lord Capulet] You cream-faced loon! 1142 01:05:06.750 --> 01:05:08.500 -What have you to say for yourself? -[crowd clamors] 1143 01:05:08.583 --> 01:05:11.750 -[Montague] Thou art as fat as butter. -[Capulet] Venomous toad! 1144 01:05:11.833 --> 01:05:13.125 -[groans] -[Rosaline] Mercutio. 1145 01:05:13.208 --> 01:05:15.333 -[Capulet] How dare you speak like that! -[Montague] I'll speak any way I wish! 1146 01:05:15.417 --> 01:05:16.542 [Juliet] Father, please! 1147 01:05:16.625 --> 01:05:18.583 [Lord Capulet] Miscreants! Look what you've done. 1148 01:05:18.667 --> 01:05:19.833 [onlooker cries] 1149 01:05:20.875 --> 01:05:22.917 [Capulet] Tybalt is dead. I should kill all of you! 1150 01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:24.458 [scoffs] I'd like to see you try. 1151 01:05:24.542 --> 01:05:26.042 -Stop this! -You great rooting hog! 1152 01:05:26.125 --> 01:05:28.000 -[sighs] -Your son is a murderer. 1153 01:05:28.083 --> 01:05:31.500 It was self-defense. Fire-eyed fury be my conduct now. 1154 01:05:31.583 --> 01:05:32.667 You liar! 1155 01:05:32.750 --> 01:05:34.250 He's not lying. 1156 01:05:34.333 --> 01:05:39.500 He's honest and kind, and a good person. 1157 01:05:39.583 --> 01:05:42.583 His heart knows no hate or anger. 1158 01:05:42.667 --> 01:05:44.417 If he says that he was challenged, 1159 01:05:44.500 --> 01:05:46.458 then I promise you that he's telling the truth. 1160 01:05:46.542 --> 01:05:49.625 I'm sorry. How do you know him? 1161 01:05:52.083 --> 01:05:53.792 [inhales sharply, sighs] 1162 01:05:57.125 --> 01:05:58.500 -He's my husband. -[crowd gasps] 1163 01:05:58.583 --> 01:05:59.625 -Oh, my God. -We're in love. 1164 01:05:59.708 --> 01:06:01.250 [Lady Capulet] I can't even watch them. 1165 01:06:01.333 --> 01:06:03.333 -Ah. -Oh, boy. 1166 01:06:03.417 --> 01:06:05.750 You will never see him again. 1167 01:06:05.833 --> 01:06:08.917 And you will be banished. Never to set foot in Verona again. 1168 01:06:09.000 --> 01:06:09.833 No! 1169 01:06:09.917 --> 01:06:13.708 You will have this farce annulled and marry Count Paris in the morrow. 1170 01:06:13.792 --> 01:06:14.792 [Juliet] Father, no! 1171 01:06:14.875 --> 01:06:17.000 -Uh, I'm sorry, what? -You can't do this! 1172 01:06:17.083 --> 01:06:19.583 Y-Yeah. Tomorrow doesn't really work for me either. So… 1173 01:06:19.667 --> 01:06:20.500 [Capulet] Guards! 1174 01:06:21.375 --> 01:06:22.750 -No! -Detain him! 1175 01:06:22.833 --> 01:06:24.292 -He's getting away! -[bystander screams] 1176 01:06:24.375 --> 01:06:25.542 Run, my heart! 1177 01:06:25.625 --> 01:06:28.250 I won't let them keep us apart, my love! 1178 01:06:29.250 --> 01:06:31.750 You know what this means, Lord Montague? 1179 01:06:31.833 --> 01:06:33.667 Yes, I do, Lord Capulet. 1180 01:06:34.583 --> 01:06:36.042 It means war! 1181 01:06:36.125 --> 01:06:37.167 You bald-headed peasant! 1182 01:06:37.250 --> 01:06:38.917 I'll see you soon, calf guts! 1183 01:06:39.000 --> 01:06:40.333 -Give-- -Will you? [grunts] 1184 01:06:40.417 --> 01:06:41.333 [Lady Capulet] Stop. 1185 01:06:41.417 --> 01:06:42.917 [Lord Capulet] Summon my army for battle! 1186 01:06:43.000 --> 01:06:47.167 Juliet, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'll fix this. I'll find a way. 1187 01:06:47.250 --> 01:06:49.042 Haven't you done enough already? 1188 01:07:00.542 --> 01:07:05.667 [Rosaline panting] Oh, thank God you're still here. 1189 01:07:07.542 --> 01:07:08.875 Uh, okay. 1190 01:07:09.500 --> 01:07:12.917 I don't know if you heard about the whole Romeo and Juliet thing? 1191 01:07:13.000 --> 01:07:14.833 -But things got a little out of hand. -Yeah. 1192 01:07:14.917 --> 01:07:15.917 I heard. 1193 01:07:16.500 --> 01:07:20.083 But not to worry. I've come up with a plan to fix everything. 1194 01:07:20.167 --> 01:07:21.875 It's just gonna take you and I to-- 1195 01:07:21.958 --> 01:07:25.792 Oh, I'm sorry. Wait. You want my help with this? 1196 01:07:25.875 --> 01:07:27.667 I told you. I don't get involved. 1197 01:07:27.750 --> 01:07:29.042 Fine, except-- 1198 01:07:29.125 --> 01:07:32.417 Besides, the last time I helped you, we were almost killed. 1199 01:07:32.500 --> 01:07:34.042 Okay, but that's-- 1200 01:07:34.125 --> 01:07:35.375 There is no "but," Rosaline. 1201 01:07:35.458 --> 01:07:38.750 Okay. Could you just at least put on a shirt or something? 1202 01:07:40.167 --> 01:07:41.042 [huffs] 1203 01:07:43.458 --> 01:07:44.750 -[boat creaking] -[footsteps] 1204 01:07:49.542 --> 01:07:50.583 Why? 1205 01:07:50.667 --> 01:07:55.542 Because I'm trying to have a conversation here, and it's-- 1206 01:07:57.250 --> 01:07:58.500 it's distracting. 1207 01:08:01.750 --> 01:08:02.750 [sighs] 1208 01:08:06.250 --> 01:08:07.792 So I've made some mistakes. 1209 01:08:09.375 --> 01:08:11.042 Okay, a lot of mistakes. 1210 01:08:12.500 --> 01:08:15.292 I was wrong about Romeo. I was wrong about Juliet. 1211 01:08:15.375 --> 01:08:18.750 I-I was even wrong about me in a lot of ways. 1212 01:08:18.833 --> 01:08:22.000 But I know that I'm not wrong about this, Dario. 1213 01:08:22.083 --> 01:08:23.750 We need to make this right. 1214 01:08:23.833 --> 01:08:24.958 There's that "we" again. 1215 01:08:26.750 --> 01:08:28.500 Yes, we. 1216 01:08:28.583 --> 01:08:31.042 'Cause another thing I was wrong about, is you. 1217 01:08:34.875 --> 01:08:36.625 You're completely full of shit. 1218 01:08:37.583 --> 01:08:38.542 Oh, yeah? 1219 01:08:38.625 --> 01:08:42.875 The whole, "Oh, mmm, I don't care about other people. I just-- 1220 01:08:42.958 --> 01:08:45.208 I don't wanna get involved" nonsense. 1221 01:08:45.792 --> 01:08:47.500 It's a big load of crap, Dario. 1222 01:08:47.583 --> 01:08:48.542 [chuckles] 1223 01:08:48.625 --> 01:08:50.125 You care about people. 1224 01:08:51.750 --> 01:08:53.042 You're a good person. 1225 01:08:55.833 --> 01:08:58.000 This is 'cause I have a boat, isn't it? 1226 01:08:58.583 --> 01:09:00.000 No, that's-- 1227 01:09:00.083 --> 01:09:01.208 They're in trouble. 1228 01:09:02.167 --> 01:09:05.667 They're in trouble, and I'm responsible. 1229 01:09:06.542 --> 01:09:08.458 I need to fix this. 1230 01:09:10.625 --> 01:09:11.917 Will you please help me? 1231 01:09:16.542 --> 01:09:18.417 First sign of danger and I'm out of there. 1232 01:09:19.208 --> 01:09:20.542 -Fine. -Seriously. 1233 01:09:20.625 --> 01:09:22.292 I'm not getting killed over this. 1234 01:09:22.375 --> 01:09:23.875 Yeah, I-I-I just said fine. 1235 01:09:33.583 --> 01:09:34.583 Okay. 1236 01:09:36.833 --> 01:09:38.792 -[sighs] -Let's go save true love. 1237 01:09:38.875 --> 01:09:42.167 Great. Um… [stammers] 1238 01:09:42.250 --> 01:09:43.833 Is it cool if we borrow the boat? 1239 01:09:46.417 --> 01:09:47.750 [stammers] 1240 01:09:52.167 --> 01:09:53.167 [Juliet sighs] 1241 01:09:57.042 --> 01:09:59.333 -[door opens] -[light grunt] 1242 01:09:59.917 --> 01:10:01.542 Shh. Now be quiet. 1243 01:10:01.625 --> 01:10:02.542 [Dario] Ow. 1244 01:10:02.625 --> 01:10:03.917 Rosaline! 1245 01:10:05.917 --> 01:10:07.208 Hey. 1246 01:10:07.292 --> 01:10:08.750 What are you doing here? 1247 01:10:08.833 --> 01:10:11.292 I have come to help you. 1248 01:10:12.167 --> 01:10:14.125 I don't want your help, Rosaline. 1249 01:10:14.208 --> 01:10:15.250 I know that. 1250 01:10:15.333 --> 01:10:18.083 And again, I'm really, really, really sorry. 1251 01:10:18.167 --> 01:10:22.458 But we've got a boat. [chuckles] 1252 01:10:22.542 --> 01:10:25.667 Well, actually-- actually, Dario-- Dario has a boat. 1253 01:10:25.750 --> 01:10:26.667 [Dario] Hello. 1254 01:10:26.750 --> 01:10:28.917 We'll get Romeo, smuggle you both to the docks, 1255 01:10:29.000 --> 01:10:30.458 and then, under the cover of darkness, 1256 01:10:30.542 --> 01:10:33.417 you'll sail to safety before anyone realizes that you're gone. 1257 01:10:35.375 --> 01:10:39.500 That's, um, very kind of you, Cousin. 1258 01:10:40.708 --> 01:10:41.917 But I already have a plan. 1259 01:10:43.292 --> 01:10:44.292 You do? 1260 01:10:44.792 --> 01:10:46.250 [cage rattles] 1261 01:10:46.333 --> 01:10:49.250 Okay, that's-- that's great. 1262 01:10:49.333 --> 01:10:51.458 Uh, w-what is it? 1263 01:10:51.542 --> 01:10:53.458 I'm going to fake my own death. 1264 01:10:54.583 --> 01:10:55.583 Sorry, what? 1265 01:10:55.667 --> 01:10:56.500 It's simple. 1266 01:10:56.583 --> 01:11:00.917 There's this potion that causes total body paralysis for hours at a time. 1267 01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:03.500 I'll drink it, they'll find me, it'll look like I'm dead, 1268 01:11:03.583 --> 01:11:05.125 then they'll prepare me for burial. 1269 01:11:05.917 --> 01:11:07.500 Then, once they leave, I'll wake up. 1270 01:11:08.292 --> 01:11:09.667 Romeo will then come out of hiding. 1271 01:11:09.750 --> 01:11:13.167 He's at the Montague chapel with Benvolio right now. 1272 01:11:14.000 --> 01:11:16.833 Then he'll find me in the church, carry me off into the sunset, 1273 01:11:16.917 --> 01:11:18.917 and we'll live happily ever after. 1274 01:11:19.625 --> 01:11:20.625 It's foolproof. 1275 01:11:21.583 --> 01:11:23.625 Mmm, okay. Juliet, 1276 01:11:24.375 --> 01:11:28.917 that is quite possibly the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. 1277 01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:29.958 Are you kidding me? 1278 01:11:30.042 --> 01:11:32.750 There's, like, 50 different ways that that could go wrong. 1279 01:11:32.833 --> 01:11:34.917 I mean, what if the potion has side effects? 1280 01:11:36.292 --> 01:11:39.292 What if they actually bury you? Have you thought of that? 1281 01:11:39.875 --> 01:11:41.583 What if Romeo thinks you're really dead? 1282 01:11:42.458 --> 01:11:45.333 I've-- I've sent Steve the Courier to tell him. 1283 01:11:45.417 --> 01:11:47.583 Steve the Courier is an idiot! 1284 01:11:47.667 --> 01:11:48.792 You've gotta trust me. 1285 01:11:48.875 --> 01:11:51.208 -My plan is better. Let's go. -[groans] 1286 01:11:51.708 --> 01:11:52.708 Juliet? 1287 01:11:52.792 --> 01:11:54.292 -[Juliet groans] -What did-- What-- 1288 01:12:00.167 --> 01:12:01.333 Did you drink it already? 1289 01:12:01.958 --> 01:12:03.750 -[quick footsteps] -[Rosaline grunts] 1290 01:12:03.833 --> 01:12:06.375 Okay. [grunts] All right. 1291 01:12:06.458 --> 01:12:09.958 When you wake up, you'll be right next to Romeo, okay? I promise. 1292 01:12:10.042 --> 01:12:11.500 Everything's gonna be just fine. 1293 01:12:11.583 --> 01:12:13.542 Okay, wow. [chuckles] 1294 01:12:13.625 --> 01:12:16.417 Dario, you ready? [pants] 1295 01:12:16.500 --> 01:12:17.833 [whispers] Yeah, I am. 1296 01:12:17.917 --> 01:12:18.917 [Rosaline] You sure? 1297 01:12:19.000 --> 01:12:22.375 Yes, just toss her to me. 1298 01:12:23.542 --> 01:12:25.250 Okay. On three. 1299 01:12:26.458 --> 01:12:29.500 One… [panting] 1300 01:12:31.375 --> 01:12:32.500 Nope. Oh-- 1301 01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:36.083 [grunts] One. [sighs] 1302 01:12:36.167 --> 01:12:37.583 -[Lord Capulet] Juliet? -[knocking] 1303 01:12:37.667 --> 01:12:38.583 Shit. 1304 01:12:39.417 --> 01:12:40.417 [Lord Capulet] Juliet! 1305 01:12:40.500 --> 01:12:42.458 [grunting] Wake up, Juliet! 1306 01:12:42.542 --> 01:12:44.083 Dario, save yourself. 1307 01:12:44.167 --> 01:12:45.083 [banging on door] 1308 01:12:45.167 --> 01:12:46.958 [Lord Capulet] Open this door at once! 1309 01:12:47.417 --> 01:12:49.167 [Rosaline] That sneaky son of a bitch! 1310 01:12:49.250 --> 01:12:50.292 Juliet! 1311 01:12:52.292 --> 01:12:53.792 Okay, it's not what it looks like. 1312 01:12:54.750 --> 01:12:56.208 [door creaks] 1313 01:12:56.292 --> 01:12:57.417 If you just-- [grunts] 1314 01:12:57.958 --> 01:12:59.167 If you just let me explain. 1315 01:12:59.250 --> 01:13:03.208 I think we could really just have a nice talk and talk about it. 1316 01:13:03.292 --> 01:13:05.042 And I can explain everything. Please. 1317 01:13:05.917 --> 01:13:06.875 -[sighs] -[door locks] 1318 01:13:06.958 --> 01:13:07.917 [bell chiming] 1319 01:13:09.250 --> 01:13:10.250 Okay. 1320 01:13:13.458 --> 01:13:15.708 [door unlocks, opens] 1321 01:13:18.542 --> 01:13:19.417 Oh, thank God. 1322 01:13:19.500 --> 01:13:21.750 Okay, you have got to help me, Father. 1323 01:13:21.833 --> 01:13:24.167 They found Juliet in your arms. 1324 01:13:24.250 --> 01:13:25.625 Yeah, I know. 1325 01:13:25.708 --> 01:13:27.583 And I-- I can explain that, 1326 01:13:27.667 --> 01:13:30.042 but right now, I just need you to help me get out of here. 1327 01:13:30.125 --> 01:13:33.000 Rosaline, your cousin is dead. 1328 01:13:33.083 --> 01:13:35.167 -Who knows she's dead? -The whole town. 1329 01:13:35.250 --> 01:13:37.583 [sighs] Okay, look. 1330 01:13:38.583 --> 01:13:42.167 Things seem really bad right now. I get it. 1331 01:13:42.250 --> 01:13:46.875 But you know me, and you know I would never ever hurt Juliet. 1332 01:13:49.167 --> 01:13:53.250 Look, I know I'm not exactly the daughter you wish I was 1333 01:13:53.333 --> 01:13:59.167 but, just this once, I need you to trust me, please. 1334 01:14:02.833 --> 01:14:04.750 I honestly don't know what to think. 1335 01:14:11.958 --> 01:14:15.083 But you will always be the daughter I wish you were. 1336 01:14:20.208 --> 01:14:22.667 Guards! A Montague. Over there! 1337 01:14:22.750 --> 01:14:24.542 -Go! Go! -[footsteps running] 1338 01:14:24.625 --> 01:14:26.792 [guard] Halt. Don't let him get away! 1339 01:14:28.125 --> 01:14:29.542 [panting] 1340 01:14:34.667 --> 01:14:36.167 -My lord. -[bell tolling] 1341 01:14:36.750 --> 01:14:38.417 Juliet Capulet is dead. 1342 01:14:38.500 --> 01:14:39.958 Suicide, apparently. 1343 01:14:40.042 --> 01:14:41.708 They're burying her body in the church. 1344 01:14:43.125 --> 01:14:45.542 Where Juliet lies, Romeo shan't be far away. 1345 01:14:46.667 --> 01:14:48.667 We must get to him before the Capulets. Come! 1346 01:15:02.875 --> 01:15:04.917 [water rushing] 1347 01:15:10.333 --> 01:15:11.542 Okay. 1348 01:15:12.792 --> 01:15:14.000 Uh… 1349 01:15:15.667 --> 01:15:19.708 [sighs] It's okay. It's okay. You got this. 1350 01:15:20.417 --> 01:15:24.417 Just pretend they're something else. You know, leaves with gaping mouths. 1351 01:15:25.125 --> 01:15:26.458 [sighs] 1352 01:15:28.083 --> 01:15:29.583 Okay, just get in. 1353 01:15:29.667 --> 01:15:32.125 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm in. I'm in. 1354 01:15:32.208 --> 01:15:35.333 [groans] Okay. [huffs] Yes. 1355 01:15:35.417 --> 01:15:37.375 Oh, my God. What was that? What was that? 1356 01:15:37.458 --> 01:15:39.000 [groans] What was that? 1357 01:15:39.083 --> 01:15:42.625 [pants] Okay. [stammers] It's just a leaf. It was just a leaf. 1358 01:15:43.458 --> 01:15:44.750 Mmm, just a leaf. 1359 01:15:44.833 --> 01:15:47.417 [grunts] I made it. I made it. 1360 01:15:49.875 --> 01:15:50.958 This is not gonna work. 1361 01:15:54.250 --> 01:15:56.292 My lady, your clothes. 1362 01:15:56.375 --> 01:15:57.583 Where's-- Where's Romeo? 1363 01:15:57.667 --> 01:15:58.667 [pants] 1364 01:15:59.208 --> 01:16:01.750 -Um. [smacks lips] I, uh-- -[sighs] 1365 01:16:03.750 --> 01:16:06.167 Focus. Did he get the message? 1366 01:16:06.667 --> 01:16:08.417 -What message? -From Juliet. 1367 01:16:08.500 --> 01:16:11.000 [sighs] Oh, my God. 1368 01:16:11.583 --> 01:16:13.042 Okay. Okay. 1369 01:16:13.125 --> 01:16:14.792 -Can, uh-- -Mmm. Mm-hmm. 1370 01:16:15.292 --> 01:16:16.417 Oh, dear God. 1371 01:16:23.167 --> 01:16:30.125 [panting] 1372 01:16:30.750 --> 01:16:31.708 [grunts] 1373 01:16:35.000 --> 01:16:36.000 Oh, no, no, no. 1374 01:16:36.083 --> 01:16:39.083 [panting] Oh, my God. 1375 01:16:39.167 --> 01:16:41.667 -Uh, Rosaline, no. You-- [grunts] -You! You get out of my way! 1376 01:16:41.750 --> 01:16:42.750 [huffs] 1377 01:16:43.625 --> 01:16:45.167 Oh. Oh, my God. 1378 01:16:45.667 --> 01:16:47.458 No, no, it's not real. 1379 01:16:47.542 --> 01:16:49.458 Juliet's alive. She's al-- 1380 01:16:49.542 --> 01:16:51.625 Get a grip, Rosaline. 1381 01:16:51.708 --> 01:16:53.208 I was trying to tell you. 1382 01:16:53.292 --> 01:16:55.375 But you-- you ran away. 1383 01:16:55.458 --> 01:16:56.750 As fast as I could. 1384 01:16:56.833 --> 01:16:59.208 Oh, you ran to him. 1385 01:16:59.292 --> 01:17:00.542 Someone had to. 1386 01:17:00.625 --> 01:17:03.417 I mean, the kid was gonna off himself when he heard the news. 1387 01:17:03.500 --> 01:17:05.417 [church bell tolling] 1388 01:17:05.500 --> 01:17:08.417 [sighs] Uh, what now? 1389 01:17:09.083 --> 01:17:13.083 He said you would know what to do because you're a… genius? 1390 01:17:16.500 --> 01:17:17.667 Hmm. [smacks lips] 1391 01:17:17.750 --> 01:17:20.208 Okay, lay down as you were. 1392 01:17:20.875 --> 01:17:23.042 Close your eyes. Quickly. 1393 01:17:24.875 --> 01:17:26.042 Now you're both dead. 1394 01:17:26.667 --> 01:17:28.917 Star-crossed lovers that couldn't live apart. 1395 01:17:29.000 --> 01:17:30.000 That's pretty good. 1396 01:17:30.083 --> 01:17:31.708 Uh, you think that's gonna work? 1397 01:17:32.333 --> 01:17:34.250 I mean, it might if she doesn't wake up. 1398 01:17:34.333 --> 01:17:35.667 [door opens] 1399 01:17:37.333 --> 01:17:38.542 -[clears throat] -[sighs] 1400 01:17:38.625 --> 01:17:40.333 [footsteps approaching] 1401 01:17:40.417 --> 01:17:41.458 Oh! 1402 01:17:41.542 --> 01:17:44.333 Heaven forsake me! [whimpers] 1403 01:17:44.417 --> 01:17:46.875 Oh, no! Why? 1404 01:17:46.958 --> 01:17:48.542 [whimpers] 1405 01:17:49.500 --> 01:17:51.500 What is she doing here? 1406 01:17:51.583 --> 01:17:54.208 -[Adrian] Rosaline? -What are all of you doing here? 1407 01:17:54.292 --> 01:17:56.625 [Lord Montague] Where is my boy? Where is he? 1408 01:17:57.208 --> 01:17:58.417 Lord Montague. 1409 01:17:58.500 --> 01:17:59.375 [Lady Montague gasps] 1410 01:17:59.458 --> 01:18:01.875 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're too late. 1411 01:18:01.958 --> 01:18:02.958 No. 1412 01:18:05.625 --> 01:18:08.500 Dear, foolish boy. [sighs] 1413 01:18:08.583 --> 01:18:11.333 There were so many things I never got to tell you. 1414 01:18:11.833 --> 01:18:14.292 Come back to me! 1415 01:18:14.375 --> 01:18:16.667 -Oh. All right, well-- -Foolish boy! [sighs] 1416 01:18:16.750 --> 01:18:18.250 Come back to me! 1417 01:18:18.333 --> 01:18:20.708 Uh, shaking him won't bring him back. So… 1418 01:18:21.875 --> 01:18:22.875 [high-pitched groan] 1419 01:18:24.250 --> 01:18:26.125 [imitates groan, clears throat] 1420 01:18:27.250 --> 01:18:30.000 Sorry, wrong pipe. 1421 01:18:30.667 --> 01:18:34.792 Capulet, your daughter is responsible for the death of my son! 1422 01:18:34.875 --> 01:18:36.583 You are such a liar! 1423 01:18:37.083 --> 01:18:40.750 Truth be told, Montague, you are the one to blame. 1424 01:18:40.833 --> 01:18:43.167 [Lord Montague scoffs] I should kill you now. 1425 01:18:43.250 --> 01:18:45.833 For the love of God! 1426 01:18:45.917 --> 01:18:48.333 Will you stop fighting? 1427 01:18:48.417 --> 01:18:50.333 This is all your faults. 1428 01:18:50.417 --> 01:18:51.917 -You. -What? 1429 01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:53.000 -And you. -[scoffs] 1430 01:18:53.583 --> 01:18:55.792 Every single one of you people. 1431 01:18:55.875 --> 01:18:57.500 They'd still be alive if not for 1432 01:18:57.583 --> 01:19:03.000 your baseless judgments and blind hatred and petty squabbling. 1433 01:19:03.083 --> 01:19:05.250 Adrian, control your daughter. 1434 01:19:05.333 --> 01:19:07.042 Shut it, Mario. Let her speak. 1435 01:19:07.125 --> 01:19:08.500 [huffs, sighs] 1436 01:19:08.583 --> 01:19:09.792 He was a Montague. 1437 01:19:10.500 --> 01:19:12.000 She was a Capulet. 1438 01:19:12.708 --> 01:19:13.708 So what? 1439 01:19:15.250 --> 01:19:18.708 That didn't stop them from seeing the beauty in each other. 1440 01:19:20.125 --> 01:19:22.667 That didn't stop them from falling in love. 1441 01:19:23.542 --> 01:19:25.042 You know what did stop them? 1442 01:19:26.958 --> 01:19:28.167 You did. 1443 01:19:29.917 --> 01:19:32.375 This-- This stupid war. 1444 01:19:32.458 --> 01:19:34.500 This-- This-- This selfishness. 1445 01:19:34.583 --> 01:19:37.250 Shame on you! 1446 01:19:39.458 --> 01:19:41.625 And-- And-- And shame on your houses! 1447 01:19:41.708 --> 01:19:42.708 [Dario] A little unfair. 1448 01:19:44.292 --> 01:19:45.667 Mmm, she's right, you know? 1449 01:19:45.750 --> 01:19:46.792 [chuckles] 1450 01:19:47.292 --> 01:19:49.167 -Well, it is our fault. -Mmm? 1451 01:19:49.250 --> 01:19:51.417 -Theirs mostly. -[Lady Montague] Ah, that's what I meant. 1452 01:19:51.500 --> 01:19:55.000 The two of you with your heads stuck right up your asses. 1453 01:19:55.083 --> 01:19:57.667 -Oh, no. -[all gasps, clamors] 1454 01:19:57.750 --> 01:19:58.750 Mmm. 1455 01:20:01.042 --> 01:20:03.500 Perhaps enough blood has been shed. 1456 01:20:05.917 --> 01:20:08.083 Let's end this war, Capulet. 1457 01:20:08.917 --> 01:20:12.000 If their deaths be the last, they shall not have died in vain. 1458 01:20:13.250 --> 01:20:15.500 So, let our families be close. 1459 01:20:15.583 --> 01:20:18.583 United by the loss we share today. 1460 01:20:19.708 --> 01:20:21.583 May peace reign here a while, hmm? 1461 01:20:22.167 --> 01:20:24.042 And let their spirits rest in Heaven. 1462 01:20:24.542 --> 01:20:31.292 [Lord Capulet] May angels sing their praises in their resting place. [gasps] 1463 01:20:31.875 --> 01:20:35.750 Let their names be inscribed in marble across the land. 1464 01:20:35.833 --> 01:20:36.833 [Lord Capulet] Good marble. 1465 01:20:36.917 --> 01:20:40.792 [Lord Montague] Expensive marble. Rich Corinthian marble. Porphyry. 1466 01:20:41.500 --> 01:20:42.625 Porphyry's good. 1467 01:20:42.708 --> 01:20:44.542 -And even wood. -[mouthing] What? 1468 01:20:44.625 --> 01:20:45.625 [Lord Capulet] Wood? 1469 01:20:45.708 --> 01:20:49.333 [Lord Montague] Wooden doors, no, church doors. Fountains. 1470 01:20:49.417 --> 01:20:52.292 -Mmm. Good call. -Oh, w-what? Oh, she's alive! 1471 01:20:52.375 --> 01:20:55.708 -[Lord Capulet] My daughter? -[Lady Capulet gasps, chuckles] 1472 01:20:55.792 --> 01:20:56.958 [all gasps, clamors] 1473 01:20:57.042 --> 01:20:59.417 -Romeo, [breathes heavily] Romeo! -[gasps] 1474 01:21:00.417 --> 01:21:05.250 I will kiss thy lips. Haply some poison yet doth remain on them. [inhales sharply] 1475 01:21:05.333 --> 01:21:06.833 -Juliet, no! -No! Uh-- 1476 01:21:06.917 --> 01:21:08.708 [kisses, breathes heavily] 1477 01:21:08.792 --> 01:21:10.458 Thy lips are warm. 1478 01:21:10.542 --> 01:21:14.167 -[pants, groans] -Ju-- 1479 01:21:16.417 --> 01:21:17.417 [gasps] 1480 01:21:17.500 --> 01:21:18.917 Okay, what the hell was that? 1481 01:21:19.417 --> 01:21:21.000 Is there a doctor in the house? 1482 01:21:21.083 --> 01:21:23.833 Yeah, yeah, we'd like to have some confirmation. 1483 01:21:23.917 --> 01:21:26.042 Step aside. Step aside. 1484 01:21:26.125 --> 01:21:29.000 Thank you. Thank you. Professional coming through. 1485 01:21:32.417 --> 01:21:33.500 [clears throat] 1486 01:21:38.833 --> 01:21:39.917 Yes. 1487 01:21:40.958 --> 01:21:42.833 They are definitely dead. 1488 01:21:42.917 --> 01:21:45.167 -[Lady Capulet] Oh! -How can you be sure? 1489 01:21:45.917 --> 01:21:47.292 How can I be sure? 1490 01:21:48.208 --> 01:21:53.708 For the love of God, I am a registered bloody nurse! 1491 01:21:54.333 --> 01:21:55.833 I thought that was just your name. 1492 01:21:55.917 --> 01:21:57.458 No, my name's Janet. 1493 01:21:58.625 --> 01:22:01.083 Well, Montagues, Capulets, anon. 1494 01:22:01.167 --> 01:22:02.667 Capulets, anon. 1495 01:22:02.750 --> 01:22:04.875 Capulets, anon. 1496 01:22:05.708 --> 01:22:07.708 Mmm, they couldn't-- 1497 01:22:08.542 --> 01:22:10.208 They couldn't live in peace. 1498 01:22:12.417 --> 01:22:14.167 At least let them rest in it. 1499 01:22:19.083 --> 01:22:20.292 [all chattering] 1500 01:22:20.375 --> 01:22:24.250 Let us take our leave of this dreary scene. 1501 01:22:24.917 --> 01:22:26.917 [Lord Montague] I know a very fine spot. 1502 01:22:28.917 --> 01:22:30.042 [footsteps departing] 1503 01:22:30.125 --> 01:22:32.708 [sighs] 1504 01:22:37.875 --> 01:22:39.875 Okay, they're gone. You can wake up now. 1505 01:22:39.958 --> 01:22:41.500 -[pants] -[gasps] 1506 01:22:41.583 --> 01:22:42.583 [Rosaline chuckles] 1507 01:22:42.667 --> 01:22:44.000 I love you so much. 1508 01:22:44.083 --> 01:22:47.125 -I love you so much more. -[sighs] I love you so much more. 1509 01:22:47.208 --> 01:22:48.542 [both chuckle] 1510 01:22:55.000 --> 01:22:56.083 Tell me the truth. 1511 01:22:57.542 --> 01:22:59.458 You could be halfway to Venice by now. 1512 01:23:00.625 --> 01:23:01.875 What made you come back? 1513 01:23:04.917 --> 01:23:06.083 I don't know. 1514 01:23:06.167 --> 01:23:09.333 There's just something about you that makes me do stupid things. 1515 01:23:13.958 --> 01:23:15.001 [waves crashing] 1516 01:23:16.583 --> 01:23:21.875 [seagulls squawking] 1517 01:23:21.958 --> 01:23:24.792 Well, I'll never forget you, Rosaline. 1518 01:23:24.875 --> 01:23:26.167 Back at you, Romeo. 1519 01:23:26.250 --> 01:23:27.417 It's been real. 1520 01:23:27.958 --> 01:23:30.167 Get in here. Ah. 1521 01:23:35.625 --> 01:23:36.625 Okay. 1522 01:23:36.708 --> 01:23:42.917 So, you should plan to land at Paphos Harbor. 1523 01:23:43.000 --> 01:23:45.500 But if the wind picks up and you end up at the Meleti Forest, 1524 01:23:45.583 --> 01:23:47.375 that's also supposed to be really great. 1525 01:23:48.750 --> 01:23:49.750 [sighs] 1526 01:23:50.458 --> 01:23:55.375 Thank you, Rosaline, for everything. 1527 01:23:57.375 --> 01:23:58.625 What are cousins for? 1528 01:24:00.375 --> 01:24:01.208 [chuckles] 1529 01:24:01.875 --> 01:24:02.958 -[chuckles] -[grunts] 1530 01:24:06.083 --> 01:24:09.542 Whilst the Heavens and Earth circle vermilion stars, so are-- 1531 01:24:09.625 --> 01:24:11.042 Romeo, just get in the boat. 1532 01:24:11.125 --> 01:24:12.250 Yes, milady. 1533 01:24:15.750 --> 01:24:18.292 -Okay, buddy. -And you-- [stammers, clears throat] 1534 01:24:18.792 --> 01:24:20.792 [chuckles] Thank you. 1535 01:24:21.875 --> 01:24:24.000 Okay. [pants] 1536 01:24:26.417 --> 01:24:27.417 [kisses] 1537 01:24:32.208 --> 01:24:33.208 [sighs] 1538 01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:48.625 I'm really gonna miss that boat. 1539 01:24:49.167 --> 01:24:50.167 I know. 1540 01:24:54.833 --> 01:24:56.292 Have you ever been to Cyprus? 1541 01:24:56.792 --> 01:24:58.167 No. Have you? 1542 01:24:58.250 --> 01:24:59.250 No. 1543 01:25:04.708 --> 01:25:05.708 It's an island. 1544 01:25:07.167 --> 01:25:08.167 Yeah. 1545 01:25:08.667 --> 01:25:09.667 Mmm. 1546 01:25:15.458 --> 01:25:16.292 [sighs] 1547 01:25:25.625 --> 01:25:26.875 Let me ask you something. 1548 01:25:29.125 --> 01:25:30.125 Yeah? 1549 01:25:31.458 --> 01:25:35.042 Would you, uh, ever-- 1550 01:25:37.042 --> 01:25:41.958 You know, if I got another boat. [sighs] Maybe wanna-- 1551 01:25:56.750 --> 01:25:57.750 I'll think about it. 1552 01:26:16.792 --> 01:26:20.792 You know, centuries from now, when everyone's telling this story, 1553 01:26:21.667 --> 01:26:23.792 you think you and I will even be mentioned? 1554 01:26:26.833 --> 01:26:31.375 Honestly… I couldn't care less. 1555 01:26:33.458 --> 01:26:34.458 Me neither. 1556 01:26:34.542 --> 01:26:36.625 [pop song begins] 1557 01:27:14.792 --> 01:27:15.792 Do you like sports? 1558 01:27:17.208 --> 01:27:20.042 Um, not really. 1559 01:27:20.958 --> 01:27:21.958 Okay. 1560 01:27:25.083 --> 01:27:26.083 Food? 1561 01:27:26.750 --> 01:27:27.750 What? 1562 01:27:28.708 --> 01:27:32.917 Do you like food? 1563 01:27:34.375 --> 01:27:35.708 Do I like food? 1564 01:27:35.792 --> 01:27:39.042 Like, what's your favorite food? What would your favorite food be? 1565 01:27:42.125 --> 01:27:43.417 I like-- I like pizza. 1566 01:27:44.000 --> 01:27:45.250 -Oh. -Uh, probably pizza. 1567 01:27:45.333 --> 01:27:46.333 Mm-hmm. 1568 01:27:47.583 --> 01:27:49.500 [sucks teeth] 1569 01:27:51.000 --> 01:27:55.792 Mmm. [groaning] 1570 01:27:56.292 --> 01:27:57.375 You don't like pizza? 1571 01:27:57.458 --> 01:27:59.625 I am lactose intolerant. 1572 01:28:07.333 --> 01:28:08.333 I like veal. 1573 01:28:10.500 --> 01:28:11.500 Baby cow? 1574 01:28:11.583 --> 01:28:12.583 Is it? 1575 01:28:14.125 --> 01:28:15.125 Oh. 1576 01:28:19.000 --> 01:28:22.833 Just seven more hours to go. 1577 01:28:26.375 --> 01:28:31.083 Then… the rest of our lives. 1578 01:28:33.125 --> 01:28:34.125 [Juliet] Right. 1579 01:28:35.875 --> 01:28:36.875 Yes. 1580 01:28:44.250 --> 01:28:47.042 [pop song ends]