1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:25,931 -Which would make you final girl. 4 00:00:25,965 --> 00:00:27,344 -Well, then who the hell are you? 5 00:00:27,379 --> 00:00:32,000 -Well, I'm obviously the know-it-all horror guy. 6 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,620 -Security breach. 7 00:00:33,655 --> 00:00:34,862 -No. -Security breach. 8 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:35,931 -You're not gonna want to follow him. 9 00:00:35,965 --> 00:00:37,413 -Why? 10 00:00:38,655 --> 00:00:41,344 -I'm really surprised she lasted this long. 11 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,413 -I cannot stress this enough. 12 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:47,586 Stay out. -I wasn't even there. 13 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:49,758 -Alarm. -Run. 14 00:00:51,586 --> 00:00:52,724 -[Screams] 15 00:00:52,758 --> 00:00:54,827 -Don't mess with the bull, man. 16 00:00:54,862 --> 00:00:57,068 Or you'll get the horns. 17 00:00:57,103 --> 00:00:58,758 -Why would someone give us a sequel? 18 00:00:58,793 --> 00:01:02,172 -What is important here is that we are in a horror movie! 19 00:01:03,827 --> 00:01:05,379 -[Gasps] 20 00:01:05,413 --> 00:01:06,724 -You okay? 21 00:01:06,758 --> 00:01:09,068 -Thank you. Not here, though. 22 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,931 -She's not here. 23 00:01:10,965 --> 00:01:13,413 -I know. 24 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:14,896 -What is it? 25 00:01:14,931 --> 00:01:17,689 -Just looks like he's staring at me. 26 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,344 -Oh, look at that picture. It really captures his eyes. 27 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:23,344 -Wait. This is the video-store guy? 28 00:01:23,379 --> 00:01:26,103 -Yeah. There's, like, not anybody here. 29 00:01:26,137 --> 00:01:28,310 [Clears throat] 30 00:01:28,344 --> 00:01:31,034 -What's up, Henry? You piece of shit. 31 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:32,482 -Holy shit, it's Good Guy. 32 00:01:32,517 --> 00:01:35,931 -Hey, hey, hey, hey. Step away from Mr. Johnson. 33 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:39,103 -It's okay. Give the kiddies what they want. 34 00:01:39,137 --> 00:01:41,931 -That's the good guy. 35 00:01:41,965 --> 00:01:44,413 -Come on, swoop it. Big swoop on the "K." 36 00:01:44,448 --> 00:01:45,827 Thank you. 37 00:01:45,862 --> 00:01:49,241 -Sweet. I got an autograph from Good Guy's bodyguard. 38 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,758 -Chad -- he has a twin? -I've seen him before. 39 00:01:54,206 --> 00:01:57,172 -Why are we at the video-store guy's funeral? 40 00:01:57,206 --> 00:01:59,413 -Mother. -Ms. Kapowski. 41 00:02:00,758 --> 00:02:03,103 -Darling! Oh! 42 00:02:03,137 --> 00:02:04,931 -Do you know if there's food here or not? 43 00:02:04,965 --> 00:02:08,172 -I believe there are hors d'oeuvres, sir. 44 00:02:08,206 --> 00:02:10,586 -What the fuck's an hors d'oeuvres? 45 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:14,241 [Metal creaking] 46 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:20,551 ♪♪ 47 00:02:20,586 --> 00:02:27,172 ♪♪ 48 00:02:31,344 --> 00:02:32,965 -Friends. 49 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,068 Family. 50 00:02:35,103 --> 00:02:36,965 Countrymen. 51 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,724 Welcome! 52 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:43,241 First off, I'd like to give a gigantic thank you to Adele, 53 00:02:43,275 --> 00:02:45,103 who just sang that beautiful song. 54 00:02:45,137 --> 00:02:47,931 I'm just so glad you could be here today. 55 00:02:47,965 --> 00:02:53,931 And to my friends and family, who all made that happen. 56 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:57,689 We're all rolling in the deep together. 57 00:02:57,724 --> 00:03:01,379 It means so much to me that you're here today. 58 00:03:01,413 --> 00:03:06,655 But it also means I've met my tragic, yet likely heroic, 59 00:03:06,689 --> 00:03:09,896 but clearly untimely demise. 60 00:03:09,931 --> 00:03:11,379 Being beaten to death against a tree 61 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:13,448 while in my sleeping bag... 62 00:03:13,482 --> 00:03:17,931 ...killed by a robot sent back in time to stop the revolution. 63 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,206 Leaving the oven on. 64 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,827 Trapped under a vending machine. 65 00:03:20,862 --> 00:03:22,344 ...an ornate puzzle box. 66 00:03:22,379 --> 00:03:24,448 Great white sharks. Choking on a chicken bone. 67 00:03:24,482 --> 00:03:26,379 Being separated from my conjoined twin. 68 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:29,379 Electrocution. A broken heart. Buried alive. 69 00:03:29,413 --> 00:03:33,551 A hole punch through my face by the Devil's Lake Impaler. 70 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:36,448 Yeah, that's it. 71 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:41,896 And now a hole in me is a hole in all of you. 72 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:44,448 And I know how hard this is. 73 00:03:46,137 --> 00:03:51,241 But you must keep on. 74 00:03:51,275 --> 00:03:55,793 You must live your lives. You must persevere-ay. 75 00:03:58,034 --> 00:04:01,689 You must stay rad, my friends. 76 00:04:09,965 --> 00:04:12,965 ♪♪ 77 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,965 -Time to go, I guess. 78 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,655 -Let's get out of here. 79 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:22,551 ♪♪ 80 00:04:22,586 --> 00:04:24,931 [Gas hissing] 81 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:29,586 ♪♪ 82 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,655 [People coughing] 83 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:35,172 [Alarm beeping] 84 00:04:35,206 --> 00:04:37,379 -What the fuck is happening? 85 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:41,965 -Where's the door?! 86 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,586 -Pick him up. Don't you dare drop him. 87 00:04:44,620 --> 00:04:46,655 -Bert, stay close to me! 88 00:04:46,689 --> 00:04:48,103 Stay close to me! 89 00:04:48,137 --> 00:04:49,275 -It's locked. 90 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:51,172 -Where are his glasses? 91 00:04:51,206 --> 00:04:53,517 He can't see without his glasses! 92 00:04:53,551 --> 00:05:00,413 ♪♪ 93 00:05:00,448 --> 00:05:03,517 -[Coughing] 94 00:05:03,551 --> 00:05:05,551 Hey! 95 00:05:05,586 --> 00:05:06,965 Hey! 96 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,793 We're in here. 97 00:05:08,827 --> 00:05:16,655 ♪♪ 98 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:24,448 ♪♪ 99 00:05:24,482 --> 00:05:26,827 [Glass shatters] 100 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:36,551 ♪♪ 101 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:46,344 ♪♪ 102 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:47,931 -Mom? 103 00:05:47,965 --> 00:05:50,241 Are you okay? -Are youokay? 104 00:05:50,275 --> 00:06:01,379 ♪♪ 105 00:06:01,413 --> 00:06:04,758 -[Deep voice] How would you like to play a game? 106 00:06:04,793 --> 00:06:08,413 [Clears throat] I mean, how'd you like to play a game? 107 00:06:08,448 --> 00:06:11,655 I used to play games all the time by myself as a kid. 108 00:06:11,689 --> 00:06:13,275 This one's awesome. 109 00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:16,413 You all have been specially chosen to take part 110 00:06:16,448 --> 00:06:18,689 in this fully immersive experience 111 00:06:18,724 --> 00:06:20,620 like none other before. 112 00:06:20,655 --> 00:06:25,896 It's the ultimate Rad Chad recommendation! 113 00:06:25,931 --> 00:06:27,758 [Deep voice] From beyond. 114 00:06:27,793 --> 00:06:31,655 But pay close attention. It may just save your life. 115 00:06:31,689 --> 00:06:35,931 [Laughs maniacally] 116 00:06:35,965 --> 00:06:37,827 -I got you, K-Bear. 117 00:06:37,862 --> 00:06:41,689 -[Laughing maniacally] 118 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:51,517 [Sighs] 119 00:06:51,551 --> 00:06:59,931 ♪♪ 120 00:06:59,965 --> 00:07:08,517 ♪♪ 121 00:07:08,551 --> 00:07:16,931 ♪♪ 122 00:07:16,965 --> 00:07:18,620 [Bell dings] 123 00:07:23,758 --> 00:07:25,689 [Bell dings] 124 00:07:25,724 --> 00:07:33,793 ♪♪ 125 00:07:33,827 --> 00:07:41,827 ♪♪ 126 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:49,896 ♪♪ 127 00:07:49,931 --> 00:07:51,724 [Music thumping, twigs snapping] 128 00:07:51,758 --> 00:07:53,241 -What's that? 129 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:55,620 -It's probably just one of the Sure to Die girls 130 00:07:55,655 --> 00:07:58,551 making out in the bushes again, Nancy. 131 00:07:58,586 --> 00:07:59,793 [Door opens] 132 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:04,862 ♪♪ 133 00:08:04,896 --> 00:08:07,482 -Hey, Tony. 134 00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:09,275 -Got the wrong house again, buddy. 135 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:11,413 -Yeah, the New Year's Eve party is next door, 136 00:08:11,448 --> 00:08:15,344 and the Sure to Die girls are all ready for you. 137 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:17,758 I'm sure. 138 00:08:17,793 --> 00:08:19,482 -If you're gonna borrow our knives, 139 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:23,103 please sharpen before you return. 140 00:08:25,103 --> 00:08:26,827 [Knife slashes, girl screams] 141 00:08:26,862 --> 00:08:28,413 [Thud] 142 00:08:28,448 --> 00:08:34,655 ♪♪ 143 00:08:34,689 --> 00:08:36,586 -Is she okay? 144 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:39,241 -Well, yeah. 145 00:08:39,275 --> 00:08:41,448 Laurie? 146 00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:46,068 Laurie, honey, you can get up. There was some kind of mistake. 147 00:08:46,103 --> 00:08:49,000 -Oh, I don't think that's a good idea, Ginny. 148 00:08:52,379 --> 00:08:56,275 -[Screams] 149 00:08:56,310 --> 00:08:59,310 -Yeah, that was a bad idea. 150 00:08:59,344 --> 00:09:02,965 -Guys, I think she's dead. -She can't be dead. 151 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,758 She was just studying, having no fun, doing everything right. 152 00:09:10,965 --> 00:09:12,172 -Tony? 153 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:14,448 -Sally, it might not be safe. 154 00:09:16,655 --> 00:09:20,068 -See? We are the final girls. 155 00:09:20,103 --> 00:09:21,793 Just look at our androgynous faces, 156 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,482 khaki pants, and button-up shirts. 157 00:09:23,517 --> 00:09:29,379 Killers take us for granted. They don't kill us. 158 00:09:29,413 --> 00:09:32,241 [Screaming] 159 00:09:32,275 --> 00:09:42,448 ♪♪ 160 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,620 -[Panting] 161 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,482 -Oh, hey, girls. 162 00:09:49,517 --> 00:09:51,206 We're all partying super hard next door, 163 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:53,000 and we just can't seem to find our beer bongs. 164 00:09:53,034 --> 00:09:55,000 Do you happen to have any? 165 00:09:57,758 --> 00:09:59,620 -Uh, yeah. 166 00:09:59,655 --> 00:10:05,586 I think we have some in storage in the basement. 167 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,137 -What is a beer bong? 168 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:08,827 You know, the Sure to Die girls thought it'd be pointless 169 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:12,000 to ask, but, hey, it's almost the '90s. 170 00:10:12,034 --> 00:10:14,137 Maybe you guys have changed. 171 00:10:16,034 --> 00:10:17,689 [Whip, thud] 172 00:10:21,379 --> 00:10:23,344 -[Grunts] 173 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:33,172 -Guys, I think we've switched places 174 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:35,724 with the Sure to Die girls. That's crazy. 175 00:10:35,758 --> 00:10:38,103 They're sure to die. What's next? 176 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:40,413 Is a boy gonna be the last one standing? 177 00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:42,413 [All laugh] 178 00:10:42,448 --> 00:10:43,827 -Good one. 179 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:46,586 -We're no longer being rewarded for being the outsiders. 180 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:49,758 -For being smarter than everyone in the room. 181 00:10:49,793 --> 00:10:51,655 -For being a bad-ass. 182 00:10:51,689 --> 00:10:55,448 -For avoiding sex till marriage. 183 00:10:55,482 --> 00:10:58,965 Okay, maybe not till marriage, but I keep all my clothes on 184 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,379 during sleepovers and late-night parties. 185 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,965 That's just common sense. -Yeah, of course. 186 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,517 -Yeah. [Doorknob rattles] 187 00:11:05,551 --> 00:11:12,655 ♪♪ 188 00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:19,724 ♪♪ 189 00:11:19,758 --> 00:11:21,241 -Where'd he go? 190 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,137 [All scream] 191 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:27,448 He's gonna kill us all. We need to do something. 192 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,586 -Um, I can throw on that ugly sweater 193 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:32,862 I've been knitting and be his mommy and shame him. 194 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,724 "Bad Tony. Bad Tony, killer guy." 195 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:38,068 -I can stay awake for days. 196 00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:41,448 -I can go into hyper-sleep until it all goes away. 197 00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:45,827 -Hey, you're the bad-ass. Get it together. 198 00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:49,206 -Nothing makes sense anymore! 199 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,241 [Doorknob rattling] 200 00:11:51,275 --> 00:12:02,896 ♪♪ 201 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,206 -Hey. 202 00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:06,103 So, I didn't find any beer bongs, 203 00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:08,206 but I did find this cool thing. 204 00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:10,793 -That's a turkey baster. 205 00:12:10,827 --> 00:12:14,758 -Ellen. "It's a turkey baster." Are you mad at me? 206 00:12:16,413 --> 00:12:20,586 Oh, you should try this. This is something different. 207 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,068 -Okay. We have a plan. 208 00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:24,379 So, Tony is only killing final girls. 209 00:12:24,413 --> 00:12:28,931 But what if we use her to distract him while we get away? 210 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,379 -Look at her. Her knees are showing. 211 00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:38,379 -We'll make her one of us. 212 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:50,827 ♪♪ 213 00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:54,172 [Glass shatters] 214 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,172 -She still looks hot. -So hot. 215 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:02,068 -Oh, yeah. 216 00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:04,275 -That totally makes a difference. 217 00:13:06,413 --> 00:13:09,793 -Okay, so, we're just gonna leave you down here alone 218 00:13:09,827 --> 00:13:15,344 to, uh, do laundry on New Year's Eve. 219 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,172 -No problem. 220 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:32,758 [Clock ticking] 221 00:13:32,793 --> 00:13:35,241 -Nothing is happening. 222 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,517 -Where is he? 223 00:13:42,241 --> 00:13:45,827 -I have an idea. -Of course you do. 224 00:13:45,862 --> 00:13:47,413 -It is almost midnight. 225 00:13:47,448 --> 00:13:53,689 And since the old rules don't apply anymore, what if we, 226 00:13:53,724 --> 00:13:56,103 I don't know... 227 00:13:56,137 --> 00:13:59,172 party like we've never partied before. 228 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,103 -That's a good idea. 229 00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:04,275 [Record player crackles, soft music plays] 230 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:15,413 ♪♪ 231 00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:26,586 ♪♪ 232 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:28,655 [Music grows harder] 233 00:14:28,689 --> 00:14:34,758 ♪♪ 234 00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:36,241 -[Roars] 235 00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:41,379 ♪♪ 236 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,379 You're so pretty. 237 00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:51,551 ♪♪ 238 00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,241 Oh! Ow. 239 00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:56,793 This is fun. [Slaps] 240 00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:59,068 [Door opens] 241 00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:00,965 We're trapped. 242 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,758 [Chainsaw revs] 243 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,965 -Hello, ladies. 244 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,482 Laundry's done. 245 00:15:08,517 --> 00:15:10,344 Although I think I shrunk that hideous wool skirt. 246 00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:13,379 Not that Laurie needs it anymore. She's dead. 247 00:15:15,344 --> 00:15:16,931 Uh, you're welcome. While you were finally 248 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:18,724 discovering the joys of personal pleasure, 249 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:21,482 I saved you from that guy. 250 00:15:21,517 --> 00:15:24,586 Oh, crap. -We didn't need your help. 251 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:27,344 We've been doing fine the past two decades, 252 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:31,862 surviving, while girls like you died tragically, 253 00:15:31,896 --> 00:15:34,034 walking alone in the woods, 254 00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:37,103 having sex after a friend got murdered, 255 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:41,620 partaking in a midnight snack in the dark. 256 00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,137 Alone? 257 00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,551 [Chainsaw revs] [Final girls scream] 258 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:46,965 -Just kidding. 259 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,724 You guys are right. You don't need my help. 260 00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:52,655 -Found the beer bong, Buffy. 261 00:15:55,931 --> 00:15:57,793 -I did not mean to do that. 262 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,206 -Leave us alone, you bitch. 263 00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:06,448 -You had a gun this whole time? 264 00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,586 -Look, I get it. 265 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:11,551 You all survived because your resilience and virginal vaginas 266 00:16:11,586 --> 00:16:14,517 gave you the power to fight against the great male gaze. 267 00:16:14,551 --> 00:16:17,000 And it allowed you to be that unlikely savior 268 00:16:17,034 --> 00:16:18,517 of your community. 269 00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:21,517 You proved their sexist theory that being a good girl 270 00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:24,758 meant you were good enough to survive. 271 00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:26,862 Catholic guilt, anybody? 272 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:30,413 But also, let's be honest, I mean, letting a lady survive 273 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,413 allowed men to spend the entire movie sexualizing 274 00:16:33,448 --> 00:16:36,862 and brutally murdering every other woman in a film. 275 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,724 Women like me. 276 00:16:38,758 --> 00:16:40,655 Who had sex. 277 00:16:40,689 --> 00:16:42,931 A lot of sex. 278 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:45,379 And maybe didn't love studying. 279 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,862 -Yeah. 280 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,517 -We had no chance. 281 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:51,413 We were lucky if they gave us pants. 282 00:16:51,448 --> 00:16:55,241 No, no, please. I'm -- I'm very okay wearing this. 283 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,275 One, because it's a cheerleading outfit, 284 00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,379 and cheerleading is a sport. 285 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:03,517 And two, it is very practical for kicking ass. 286 00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:05,655 But more importantly, it does not indicate 287 00:17:05,689 --> 00:17:08,137 that I deserve to die. 288 00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:09,689 Isn't it time we all come together 289 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:13,241 and let women be women? 290 00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,379 Look at that gun. How are you even holding that? 291 00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:17,896 -It's really heavy. -Yeah. 292 00:17:17,931 --> 00:17:22,068 [Fireworks whistling, clock chiming] 293 00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:24,517 -Happy New Year! 294 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,931 ♪♪ 295 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:34,275 Welcome to the '90s, motherfucker. 296 00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:39,310 -That was pretty good. 297 00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:45,965 -[Distorted voice] Horror fans are "so sick." 298 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,275 That's what you say to us. And, well, maybe you're right. 299 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,586 Maybe weare sick. 300 00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:54,620 Sick of the pretension. 301 00:17:54,655 --> 00:17:56,758 Sick of the world looking down on us 302 00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:59,310 because we don't dare turn away from the violent, 303 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,137 the sinister, the macabre. 304 00:18:02,172 --> 00:18:05,862 Oh, yes. We are sick. 305 00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:08,379 Sick of you judging us. 306 00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:13,344 And now a sickness lies within you, as well. 307 00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:16,448 There's a poison coursing through your veins, 308 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:20,551 giving you mere minutes to put what you learned from the film 309 00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,413 to the ultimate test. 310 00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:25,172 It will do a number on you. 311 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:28,689 Live or die. Make your choice. 312 00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:33,758 -I-I choose live. 313 00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:35,655 -Yeah. -If it's a choice, right? 314 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,000 -Yeah, d-def -- We choose live. 315 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,448 -We got Bert, guys. We're gonna -- 316 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,862 I think we'll be okay. -Wait, this is a prank. 317 00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,206 You all knew Chad. 318 00:18:43,241 --> 00:18:45,310 He wasn't smart enough to do any of this. 319 00:18:45,344 --> 00:18:48,586 -Oi, when it comes to brains, Chad is the dog's bollocks. 320 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:51,068 -M-Maybe it's like an escape room or something. 321 00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:53,517 -I did one of those once on vacation. 322 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,241 -It's an escape room. 323 00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:57,379 How fun. I love escape rooms. 324 00:18:57,413 --> 00:19:00,862 The key is we have to work together as a team. 325 00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:02,206 I'll be project manager. 326 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,068 I think we should split up into small groups 327 00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:05,482 and each take a section of the room. 328 00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:07,793 That way, we can cover more ground. 329 00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:09,413 -Uh, I did one of these once, 330 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:11,275 and the key was hidden in my shoe. 331 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,551 -Oi! 332 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,517 -I mean, maybe there's a trap door or something. 333 00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:17,689 -Oh, great thinking. Okay, let's split up. 334 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,068 You come with me. You're a key fixture here, okay? 335 00:19:22,103 --> 00:19:23,724 Don't let anyone tell you otherwi-- 336 00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,827 [Retching] 337 00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:28,448 -Oh. 338 00:19:28,482 --> 00:19:31,793 Oh, my God. Are you -- Are you okay? 339 00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:34,724 -Oh, my God. Are youokay? 340 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:36,379 -Aah! Aah! My arm! 341 00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:38,827 -Holy shit. -You barfed my arm off! 342 00:19:38,862 --> 00:19:40,620 Aaaah! 343 00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:42,620 -I think this might be real. 344 00:19:42,655 --> 00:19:46,965 -[Straining] It's just those damn enchiladas. 345 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,655 -Oh, I got to take a Brad Pitt. 346 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,931 -What? 347 00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:53,620 -[Groans] 348 00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:57,206 -[Retching] 349 00:19:57,241 --> 00:20:05,793 ♪♪ 350 00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:14,586 ♪♪ 351 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:18,034 -What are you doing? 352 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:23,068 -I'll never let anything happen to you. 353 00:20:23,103 --> 00:20:27,655 I love you. 354 00:20:27,689 --> 00:20:30,103 -[Breathes shakily] 355 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:37,137 Is this real? 356 00:20:38,586 --> 00:20:41,241 -You bet, baby. 357 00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:47,275 -Oh. 358 00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:53,758 Holy shit. 359 00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:57,379 Oh, no. 360 00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:04,517 -[Screams] 361 00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:10,655 -Nooooooo! 362 00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:13,241 -Aaaaah! 363 00:21:16,206 --> 00:21:18,068 Oh, no, Bert. No, no, no. 364 00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:20,862 This doesn't look good for you, man. 365 00:21:20,896 --> 00:21:23,931 -I'll make it. -You -- Are you sure? 366 00:21:23,965 --> 00:21:26,379 It's, like, really bad. It looks bad. 367 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:30,310 -You'll be okay, too. -How can you say that? 368 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:32,275 You're the one that makes me okay. 369 00:21:32,310 --> 00:21:35,413 You're the one that makes me okay, Bert. You're my rock. 370 00:21:35,448 --> 00:21:37,103 -Kameron! 371 00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,620 Look at me! 372 00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:42,551 You always had it in you. You can do this. 373 00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:45,793 I believe in you. 374 00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:48,413 -Really? 375 00:21:48,448 --> 00:21:50,793 Really? 376 00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,413 Yeah. 377 00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:54,931 Yeah. 378 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:58,000 [Retching] 379 00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:07,137 -Everyone remain calm. 380 00:22:07,172 --> 00:22:09,275 We just need to -- 381 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,862 [Retches] 382 00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,586 This really hurts. 383 00:22:16,206 --> 00:22:18,068 -What are the odds? 384 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,517 -Oh! -Oh, oh. 385 00:22:19,551 --> 00:22:21,275 -Guess they're finally together now. 386 00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:23,931 -Bert, this is your fault, in a way. I hold you acc-- 387 00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:25,689 Oh, what's that? 388 00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:29,103 [Machine whirring] 389 00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:33,620 -Holy shit. It's a beer-pong table. 390 00:22:33,655 --> 00:22:44,241 ♪♪ 391 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:54,689 ♪♪ 392 00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:55,931 [Ball clatters] 393 00:22:55,965 --> 00:22:58,965 -I wouldn't do that if I were you. 394 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,586 It's about the numbers. 395 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,379 -The Benjamins. -What? 396 00:23:03,413 --> 00:23:06,448 No, the -- the creepy hooded guy in the video said 397 00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:09,310 that the poison would do a numberon us. 398 00:23:09,344 --> 00:23:12,241 There are numbers on the sides of the cups. 399 00:23:12,275 --> 00:23:14,000 -Okay, so we take the antidote, 400 00:23:14,034 --> 00:23:16,000 we put it in the cups, and we drink it. 401 00:23:16,034 --> 00:23:17,965 -In the correct cup and you're fine, 402 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,689 but in the wrong cup... 403 00:23:19,724 --> 00:23:22,275 -[Retching] -[Screaming] 404 00:23:33,482 --> 00:23:36,620 Probably something like that. -Okay. 405 00:23:36,655 --> 00:23:38,241 -Oi. 406 00:23:38,275 --> 00:23:42,931 So just grab the balls, walk them over, put them in the cups. 407 00:23:42,965 --> 00:23:45,965 -Force field is at full strength. 408 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,137 -No good. That's bad. 409 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,586 -What are you doing? 410 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:59,103 Chad an I used to be quite the beer-pong team back in college. 411 00:24:02,103 --> 00:24:05,655 But I need a little liquid courage. 412 00:24:05,689 --> 00:24:08,827 [Belches] 413 00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,724 [Belches] 414 00:24:10,758 --> 00:24:12,517 What number? -Uh... 415 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,413 12. 416 00:24:21,137 --> 00:24:23,172 -[Cries out] 417 00:24:23,206 --> 00:24:25,655 [Uplifting rock music plays] 418 00:24:25,689 --> 00:24:30,137 ♪♪ 419 00:24:30,172 --> 00:24:32,137 -♪ I'm taking a chance 420 00:24:32,172 --> 00:24:34,172 ♪ Risking it all 421 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,310 ♪ For the thrill of a moment 422 00:24:37,344 --> 00:24:39,103 ♪ I'm taking a stand 423 00:24:39,137 --> 00:24:41,793 ♪ You ain't gonna fall 424 00:24:41,827 --> 00:24:44,655 ♪ And you've always known it 425 00:24:44,689 --> 00:24:48,310 ♪ They're dying to shake you 426 00:24:48,344 --> 00:24:50,827 ♪ Trying their best to break you ♪ 427 00:24:50,862 --> 00:24:53,068 ♪ And though the going's rough 428 00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:57,310 ♪ You're going home as a hero 429 00:24:57,344 --> 00:25:01,206 ♪ 'Cause there's thunder in your heart ♪ 430 00:25:01,241 --> 00:25:04,931 ♪ Every move is like lightning 431 00:25:04,965 --> 00:25:06,517 ♪ There's the power you feel 432 00:25:06,551 --> 00:25:12,068 ♪ When you get your taste of glory ♪ 433 00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:15,517 ♪ There's a fire gonna start 434 00:25:15,551 --> 00:25:19,172 ♪ And you know they're going under ♪ 435 00:25:19,206 --> 00:25:21,103 ♪ You can light the dark 436 00:25:21,137 --> 00:25:27,103 ♪ When they hear your heart of thunder ♪ 437 00:25:27,137 --> 00:25:29,931 -[Laughs] Still got i! 438 00:25:29,965 --> 00:25:31,793 -Try my hand. 439 00:25:33,689 --> 00:25:38,241 -Well, here's to swimming with bow-legged women. 440 00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:40,034 Am I right? -Doesn't hold up. 441 00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:41,482 -Oh, right? 442 00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:44,448 -Um, here. That's you. And this one's for you. 443 00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:45,724 -Well, here is to -- 444 00:25:45,758 --> 00:25:48,896 -No, no, I can just drink. Let's just drink it. 445 00:25:48,931 --> 00:25:50,517 Oh. 446 00:25:50,551 --> 00:25:54,379 ♪♪ 447 00:25:54,413 --> 00:25:57,103 [All groaning] 448 00:25:59,965 --> 00:26:01,586 -Are you some kind of a math whiz? 449 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:04,379 -No, no, I was -- was Chad's accountant. 450 00:26:04,413 --> 00:26:08,758 But I left to go pursue my dreams of working with children. 451 00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:11,000 Guess that's -- It's all over now. 452 00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:12,310 -Oh, don't say that. 453 00:26:12,344 --> 00:26:15,931 Were you a teacher? -Third-base coach. 454 00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,482 Kids will never know when to go home now. 455 00:26:18,517 --> 00:26:20,862 -Well, you really took charge back there. 456 00:26:20,896 --> 00:26:22,931 I like a man of action. 457 00:26:22,965 --> 00:26:26,689 You can get to third base with me anytime. 458 00:26:26,724 --> 00:26:29,103 -Oh! Oi. 459 00:26:29,137 --> 00:26:31,965 -Oh, uh, sorry. 460 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,448 -Guys? -Oh, shit. 461 00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:37,206 [Groaning, coughing] 462 00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:48,034 -♪ Everybody dies in the end 463 00:26:48,068 --> 00:26:50,965 ♪ Everybody dies in the end 464 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:59,551 ♪♪ 465 00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:07,931 ♪♪ 466 00:27:07,965 --> 00:27:09,586 -Wasn't that fun? 467 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:13,379 My favorite is Alex's twist on that final-girl trope. 468 00:27:13,413 --> 00:27:17,689 And now on to our next final girl, Miss Daisy. 469 00:27:17,724 --> 00:27:21,413 She's got a killer that can't stop, won't stop 470 00:27:21,448 --> 00:27:23,586 driving her mad. 471 00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:27,241 [Chuckles] Get it? 472 00:27:27,275 --> 00:27:28,689 "Driving Miss Daisy." 473 00:27:28,724 --> 00:27:31,482 -Oh, great. Another movie. -You'll get there. 474 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:34,689 But this is one of my all-time favorite sequels. 475 00:27:34,724 --> 00:27:39,413 And sequels are the lifeblood of the horror genre. 476 00:27:39,448 --> 00:27:41,275 Wink. 477 00:27:41,310 --> 00:27:44,103 So pay close attention or you might just meet 478 00:27:44,137 --> 00:27:47,827 the same demise as Miss Daisy yourself. 479 00:27:47,862 --> 00:27:50,103 Mm? 480 00:27:50,137 --> 00:27:52,103 -Daisy? I know Daisy. 481 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,206 I was gonna break up with her. I swear. 482 00:27:54,241 --> 00:27:56,862 Please. No. Oh, God. [Knife slashing] 483 00:27:56,896 --> 00:27:58,344 Oh. 484 00:27:58,379 --> 00:28:01,000 Oh, please. Don't stab me. 485 00:28:01,034 --> 00:28:03,379 Oh. Not the hand. 486 00:28:03,413 --> 00:28:04,620 Not the hand. 487 00:28:04,655 --> 00:28:15,965 ♪♪ 488 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:27,620 ♪♪ 489 00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:29,103 -[Screams] 490 00:28:29,137 --> 00:28:31,241 [Screaming] 491 00:28:31,275 --> 00:28:41,517 ♪♪ 492 00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:51,655 ♪♪ 493 00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,517 Who is he? 494 00:28:55,379 --> 00:29:00,137 -He is evil incarnate, conceived in Hell's womb. 495 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:03,482 Born without a soul, nourished by the teat of the Devil. 496 00:29:03,517 --> 00:29:08,793 Spanked by Satan himself. He is the vessel of death. 497 00:29:08,827 --> 00:29:10,103 -[Whimpers] 498 00:29:10,137 --> 00:29:11,931 -My dear Daisy, 499 00:29:11,965 --> 00:29:13,689 he is your -- 500 00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:15,551 [Knife slashes] 501 00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:25,137 ♪♪ 502 00:29:25,172 --> 00:29:26,793 [Gunshot] -[Gasps] 503 00:29:26,827 --> 00:29:29,931 -Another nightmare? -Stop the car. 504 00:29:29,965 --> 00:29:31,551 -We're almost to my sister's place. 505 00:29:31,586 --> 00:29:34,310 -I said stop the fucking car, Scott. 506 00:29:41,689 --> 00:29:45,827 -Your nightmares always resurface around the 4th. 507 00:29:45,862 --> 00:29:48,724 You know that. 508 00:29:48,758 --> 00:29:50,241 -This was different. 509 00:29:50,275 --> 00:29:54,965 They're getting more, uh, intense, more real. 510 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,896 I have to -- I have to go back to the cabin. 511 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:02,862 In case he comes back. -Daisy. 512 00:30:02,896 --> 00:30:07,034 It's been over 20 years. 513 00:30:07,068 --> 00:30:10,275 Baby, he's not coming back. 514 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,896 -He always comes back. 515 00:30:12,931 --> 00:30:20,620 ♪♪ 516 00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:22,413 -Fine. 517 00:30:22,448 --> 00:30:26,896 ♪♪ 518 00:30:26,931 --> 00:30:28,655 But I'm coming with you. 519 00:30:28,689 --> 00:30:37,793 ♪♪ 520 00:30:37,827 --> 00:30:46,931 ♪♪ 521 00:30:46,965 --> 00:30:56,068 ♪♪ 522 00:30:56,103 --> 00:30:58,068 -We're here. 523 00:30:58,103 --> 00:31:00,517 [Bird cawing] 524 00:31:00,551 --> 00:31:07,931 ♪♪ 525 00:31:07,965 --> 00:31:15,517 ♪♪ 526 00:31:15,551 --> 00:31:18,068 Wait. 527 00:31:18,103 --> 00:31:19,793 Be right back. 528 00:31:19,827 --> 00:31:30,827 ♪♪ 529 00:31:30,862 --> 00:31:41,931 ♪♪ 530 00:31:41,965 --> 00:31:52,931 ♪♪ 531 00:31:52,965 --> 00:32:03,965 ♪♪ 532 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:15,241 ♪♪ 533 00:32:15,275 --> 00:32:26,275 ♪♪ 534 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:28,172 -Daisy. 535 00:32:28,206 --> 00:32:30,517 My dear Daisy, I knew you'd come. 536 00:32:30,551 --> 00:32:37,103 ♪♪ 537 00:32:37,137 --> 00:32:39,448 -Dr. Castle. 538 00:32:39,482 --> 00:32:41,413 You're alive. 539 00:32:41,448 --> 00:32:42,965 -Do you... 540 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,448 know this guy? 541 00:32:45,482 --> 00:32:47,793 -Daisy. Thank God you're here. 542 00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:51,448 I must reveal to you, finally, the terrible truth. 543 00:32:51,482 --> 00:32:53,103 -He is your -- 544 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,827 -Brother. I know. 545 00:32:55,862 --> 00:32:58,000 -Oh. Oh, you do. 546 00:32:58,034 --> 00:33:00,241 -Dr. Castle. 547 00:33:00,275 --> 00:33:02,137 How did you know I would come here tonight? 548 00:33:02,172 --> 00:33:05,620 This cabin and the 4th of July are deeply interwoven 549 00:33:05,655 --> 00:33:08,655 [Distorted] into the blood-soaked fabric... 550 00:33:08,689 --> 00:33:12,689 [Taps] 551 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:15,241 Into the blood-soaked fabric of the tragic tale 552 00:33:15,275 --> 00:33:17,379 on which you and your brother is written. 553 00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:19,413 Not only did you come here as children, 554 00:33:19,448 --> 00:33:21,931 but it is the cursed sight of the very first night 555 00:33:21,965 --> 00:33:25,103 he came back to enact his revenge on you. 556 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:27,206 I remember that fateful day of Independence 557 00:33:27,241 --> 00:33:30,206 as if it happened in the fog of a bad dream. 558 00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:32,517 Fireworks going off across the lake. 559 00:33:32,551 --> 00:33:36,413 Finding your friends' corpses. Hearing your screams. 560 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:39,586 Shooting him dozens of times at point-blank range 561 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:42,172 only for the bastard to rise up out of the ashes 562 00:33:42,206 --> 00:33:45,620 [Distorted] and give me this. 563 00:33:45,655 --> 00:33:49,000 Daisy, I came back here for the same reason that you did. 564 00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:51,689 The inevitability of Evil's return. 565 00:33:51,724 --> 00:33:53,068 Karma's killer. 566 00:33:53,103 --> 00:33:54,482 Fate's fiend. 567 00:33:54,517 --> 00:33:59,137 Your brother coming back one last time. 568 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:03,068 -Who the fuck is this guy? 569 00:34:03,103 --> 00:34:04,482 -After the last time I killed him, 570 00:34:04,517 --> 00:34:07,931 I buried what was left out there. 571 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:10,206 I thought that was the end of it. 572 00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:16,344 The final kill. The start of a new beginning. 573 00:34:16,379 --> 00:34:19,241 -Daisy, I'm afraid there's one more thing I must tell you. 574 00:34:19,275 --> 00:34:21,241 The bond between you and your brother goes much 575 00:34:21,275 --> 00:34:23,310 deeper than merely the blood that you share. 576 00:34:23,344 --> 00:34:25,413 -I don't like where this is going. 577 00:34:25,448 --> 00:34:27,448 -Daisy, you are -- 578 00:34:28,827 --> 00:34:30,000 -[Gasps] 579 00:34:30,034 --> 00:34:32,551 -[Mechanical gasping] 580 00:34:32,586 --> 00:34:34,275 [Body thuds] 581 00:34:34,310 --> 00:34:44,344 ♪♪ 582 00:34:44,379 --> 00:34:45,793 -Oh! 583 00:34:45,827 --> 00:34:52,241 ♪♪ 584 00:34:52,275 --> 00:34:58,413 ♪♪ 585 00:34:58,448 --> 00:34:59,931 [Screams] 586 00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:03,241 ♪♪ 587 00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:06,000 Will? 588 00:35:06,034 --> 00:35:09,689 -I love you, Daisy. 589 00:35:09,724 --> 00:35:11,586 Daisy, shoot him. 590 00:35:15,137 --> 00:35:19,206 -Craaazy night. 591 00:35:19,241 --> 00:35:21,344 -But I watched you die. -Yeah. 592 00:35:21,379 --> 00:35:24,413 And you didn't shed a single tear. 593 00:35:24,448 --> 00:35:28,103 You were too busy crying over your shitty boyfriend, Greg. 594 00:35:28,137 --> 00:35:32,103 -Greg was a good guy. -Greg was an asshole! 595 00:35:32,137 --> 00:35:35,724 I'm a good guy. But you never wanted to date me. 596 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:37,206 I cared about you, Daisy. 597 00:35:37,241 --> 00:35:41,137 -I cared about you, too. As a friend. 598 00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:43,413 -Don't say that word. 599 00:35:43,448 --> 00:35:44,965 -What word? 600 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,344 Friend? 601 00:35:46,379 --> 00:35:49,310 -I don't want to just be friends. 602 00:35:49,344 --> 00:35:51,206 I love you. 603 00:35:51,241 --> 00:35:54,413 If I can't have you, no one can. 604 00:35:59,586 --> 00:36:00,931 Come on! 605 00:36:00,965 --> 00:36:12,517 ♪♪ 606 00:36:12,551 --> 00:36:24,034 ♪♪ 607 00:36:24,068 --> 00:36:27,241 -[Groans] 608 00:36:27,275 --> 00:36:29,931 Daisy! 609 00:36:29,965 --> 00:36:31,137 You son of a bitch. 610 00:36:31,172 --> 00:36:34,448 You killed your own sister, my wife. 611 00:36:34,482 --> 00:36:39,379 You. You're just a dream. Dreams can't hurt you. 612 00:36:43,482 --> 00:36:47,620 I'm not a dead boyfriend. I'm a dead husband. 613 00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:50,689 [Body thuds] 614 00:36:50,724 --> 00:36:57,448 ♪♪ 615 00:36:57,482 --> 00:36:59,241 -Oh. 616 00:36:59,275 --> 00:37:01,655 -[High-pitched] That's what I was trying to tell you, 617 00:37:01,689 --> 00:37:03,034 my dear Daisy. 618 00:37:03,068 --> 00:37:06,172 You are both indestructible. 619 00:37:06,206 --> 00:37:08,965 Two sides of the same coin. 620 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,206 One light, one dark. 621 00:37:11,241 --> 00:37:14,517 Destined to continue this nightmarish dance 622 00:37:14,551 --> 00:37:19,689 as long as you remain in opposition. 623 00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:21,482 [Wheezes] 624 00:37:25,586 --> 00:37:27,827 [Neck cracks] 625 00:37:27,862 --> 00:37:36,482 ♪♪ 626 00:37:36,517 --> 00:37:37,965 -[Roars] 627 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,068 ♪♪ 628 00:37:40,103 --> 00:37:42,241 [Grunting] 629 00:37:42,275 --> 00:37:52,965 ♪♪ 630 00:37:53,000 --> 00:38:03,931 ♪♪ 631 00:38:03,965 --> 00:38:08,172 Tonight is the night Icome back. 632 00:38:12,172 --> 00:38:16,379 Happy 4th of July, brother. 633 00:38:16,413 --> 00:38:17,689 -Oh? 634 00:38:17,724 --> 00:38:25,965 ♪♪ 635 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,103 -[Screams] 636 00:38:28,137 --> 00:38:30,793 [Whimpering] 637 00:38:32,517 --> 00:38:35,137 [Fireworks whistling] 638 00:38:39,862 --> 00:38:50,551 ♪♪ 639 00:38:50,586 --> 00:39:01,275 ♪♪ 640 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:11,931 ♪♪ 641 00:39:11,965 --> 00:39:22,620 ♪♪ 642 00:39:22,655 --> 00:39:26,896 [Screams] 643 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,206 -Rad Chad loved you all so dearly. 644 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:30,620 -Nope. 645 00:39:30,655 --> 00:39:34,724 -But you were so grateful and so disrespectful. 646 00:39:34,758 --> 00:39:36,620 -Fuck this shit. -Honey. 647 00:39:36,655 --> 00:39:39,241 -No. We have to figure out who's doing this to us. 648 00:39:39,275 --> 00:39:41,103 -Well, don't butcher me. 649 00:39:41,137 --> 00:39:43,103 I been across the pond. 650 00:39:43,137 --> 00:39:45,655 -Probably this creepy fuck. 651 00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,724 What? You work at the funeral parlor. 652 00:39:50,758 --> 00:39:52,000 You got to be behind this. 653 00:39:52,034 --> 00:39:55,586 -I'm not. They just have good benefits. 654 00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:57,379 -I know who it is. 655 00:39:59,586 --> 00:40:01,137 His name is Sam. 656 00:40:01,172 --> 00:40:04,655 He was the only customer keeping Chad's business afloat. 657 00:40:04,689 --> 00:40:07,448 His ultimate dream was to work at the video store himself. 658 00:40:07,482 --> 00:40:09,655 But he wasn't, um... 659 00:40:09,689 --> 00:40:11,620 right. 660 00:40:11,655 --> 00:40:13,344 We all thought that he died when he took an ax 661 00:40:13,379 --> 00:40:16,586 to the stomach and all of his intestines... 662 00:40:16,620 --> 00:40:18,448 -Owie! -Come on. 663 00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:20,655 There's no way anybody could survive that. 664 00:40:23,034 --> 00:40:26,068 -You can't kill pure evil. 665 00:40:26,103 --> 00:40:28,413 [Slow clapping] 666 00:40:28,448 --> 00:40:35,344 ♪♪ 667 00:40:35,379 --> 00:40:42,000 ♪♪ 668 00:40:42,034 --> 00:40:44,206 -How are you here? 669 00:40:44,241 --> 00:40:47,379 -Oh, I've been here the entire time. 670 00:40:47,413 --> 00:40:49,931 You just haven't looked closely enough. 671 00:40:49,965 --> 00:41:01,275 ♪♪ 672 00:41:01,310 --> 00:41:03,827 -He double-dipped a chip! 673 00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:06,137 He's an animal. 674 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:08,206 -So here you all are. 675 00:41:08,241 --> 00:41:13,034 At my best friend's funeral. But why? 676 00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:15,172 None of you appreciated the Horror Emporium. 677 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:17,620 -Huh? -The what? What? 678 00:41:17,655 --> 00:41:20,620 Rad Chad's Horror Emporium. 679 00:41:20,655 --> 00:41:21,896 -Never heard of it. 680 00:41:21,931 --> 00:41:26,448 -No. -His masterpiece? 681 00:41:26,482 --> 00:41:30,103 -His gift to this wretched world that you all let go to waste. 682 00:41:30,137 --> 00:41:32,655 -It was a video store. 683 00:41:32,689 --> 00:41:35,137 I kept telling him, brick-and-mortar is dead. 684 00:41:35,172 --> 00:41:36,448 -Especially in this economy. 685 00:41:36,482 --> 00:41:37,965 -It's just a bunch of dumb B-movies. 686 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,413 -Silence! 687 00:41:40,448 --> 00:41:44,482 Okay. This is the shit that I'm talking about. 688 00:41:44,517 --> 00:41:49,724 You never appreciated Chad, and you don't appreciate horror. 689 00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:51,482 Not you all. 690 00:41:51,517 --> 00:41:53,241 Noooo! 691 00:41:53,275 --> 00:41:54,931 You don't even know your own privilege. 692 00:41:54,965 --> 00:41:58,000 -You're a straight white dude who lives at home with his mom. 693 00:41:58,034 --> 00:41:59,793 -I am a disabled, straight white dude 694 00:41:59,827 --> 00:42:02,931 who lives at home with his meemaw, thank you very much. 695 00:42:02,965 --> 00:42:04,206 You're discriminating against me. 696 00:42:04,241 --> 00:42:06,034 -She didn't discriminate against you. 697 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,724 She just pointed out -- -Facts. 698 00:42:08,758 --> 00:42:10,034 -Yeah. -Okay. 699 00:42:10,068 --> 00:42:13,517 Just shut up! Just shut up! 700 00:42:13,551 --> 00:42:15,310 Jesus. 701 00:42:15,344 --> 00:42:18,241 It is time to play a little game. 702 00:42:18,275 --> 00:42:26,655 ♪♪ 703 00:42:26,689 --> 00:42:34,931 ♪♪ 704 00:42:34,965 --> 00:42:43,517 ♪♪ 705 00:42:43,551 --> 00:42:46,586 -[Groaning] 706 00:42:48,689 --> 00:42:50,103 [Groans] 707 00:42:50,137 --> 00:42:51,793 No, I don't like this. 708 00:42:51,827 --> 00:42:57,137 -And once again, you failed to take horror seriously. 709 00:42:57,172 --> 00:42:59,172 You mocked. You laughed. 710 00:42:59,206 --> 00:43:01,931 You called horror a B-movie. 711 00:43:01,965 --> 00:43:04,862 Well, the real horror is the 10,000 bees 712 00:43:04,896 --> 00:43:07,413 that I just put inside of you. 713 00:43:07,448 --> 00:43:10,620 Can you be like Daisy and pull back the masks 714 00:43:10,655 --> 00:43:14,827 that you hide behind to reveal your true selves, 715 00:43:14,862 --> 00:43:17,275 or will you be ravaged from the insides 716 00:43:17,310 --> 00:43:20,689 by a swarm of angry bees? 717 00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:22,068 Time to get busy. 718 00:43:22,103 --> 00:43:24,448 The choice is yours. 719 00:43:24,482 --> 00:43:27,620 "X" marks the spot. 720 00:43:27,655 --> 00:43:29,241 -I mean, he didn't -- 721 00:43:29,275 --> 00:43:31,206 he couldn't have put bees inside of us. 722 00:43:31,241 --> 00:43:33,241 -Well, we were pretty mean to him. 723 00:43:33,275 --> 00:43:36,344 -You do catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. 724 00:43:36,379 --> 00:43:39,793 -It's not bees. It's flies. -A bee just came out of you. 725 00:43:39,827 --> 00:43:41,137 -A bee just came out of your arm. 726 00:43:41,172 --> 00:43:43,344 -Oh, there are bees! -Oh, my God! 727 00:43:43,379 --> 00:43:45,000 -Oh, God. -The bees are real. 728 00:43:45,034 --> 00:43:46,344 The bees are real! 729 00:43:46,379 --> 00:43:47,827 -Okay, okay. What do we know about bees? 730 00:43:47,862 --> 00:43:50,000 What do we know about bees? 731 00:43:50,034 --> 00:43:51,379 -"Time to get busy." 732 00:43:51,413 --> 00:43:55,000 Busy as a bee. We -- We have to keep moving. 733 00:43:55,034 --> 00:43:56,586 -I don't think that's how this works. 734 00:43:56,620 --> 00:43:58,068 -Yeah. No, no, no, no. 735 00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:01,172 If you stop dancing, the bees start stinging. 736 00:44:01,206 --> 00:44:02,931 So-- Someone give me a beat. 737 00:44:02,965 --> 00:44:04,793 -[Beatboxing] 738 00:44:04,827 --> 00:44:07,379 -Yes. 739 00:44:07,413 --> 00:44:10,655 -What are you guys doing? Come on, you need to focus. 740 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,103 -Maybe we could sweep 'em out. 741 00:44:12,137 --> 00:44:14,689 -What? -You know, like a chimney sweep. 742 00:44:14,724 --> 00:44:18,103 -That's still a thing? -It's coming back in a big way. 743 00:44:18,137 --> 00:44:20,793 Big chimney tried to push us little guys out, 744 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:23,344 but chimneys are recession-proof. 745 00:44:23,379 --> 00:44:25,482 You should check out my OnlyFans. 746 00:44:25,517 --> 00:44:27,965 Boasts big chimneys. 747 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,724 [Choking] 748 00:44:32,862 --> 00:44:35,724 The bees! I don't want to die! 749 00:44:35,758 --> 00:44:38,103 [Shouting] 750 00:44:40,689 --> 00:44:43,172 [Bees buzzing] 751 00:44:46,482 --> 00:44:48,793 -Hey, guys, I think it's working. 752 00:44:48,827 --> 00:44:50,379 I think it's working. 753 00:44:52,034 --> 00:44:53,482 -Take off our masks? 754 00:44:53,517 --> 00:44:57,862 In the movie, the mask was in the dresser. 755 00:44:57,896 --> 00:45:01,275 "X" marks the spot. 756 00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:03,137 Come get your goddamn keys. 757 00:45:03,172 --> 00:45:05,517 -That makes sense. 758 00:45:09,448 --> 00:45:16,931 ♪♪ 759 00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:24,689 ♪♪ 760 00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:27,206 -It's cinnamon. 761 00:45:27,241 --> 00:45:30,758 -I use it in my garden. It kills bees. 762 00:45:30,793 --> 00:45:32,379 -Oh. 763 00:45:32,413 --> 00:45:36,103 Since I moved to the city, I can't have a garden anymore. 764 00:45:36,137 --> 00:45:37,862 -It's relaxing. 765 00:45:37,896 --> 00:45:39,448 I work for a nonprofit that teaches 766 00:45:39,482 --> 00:45:41,241 inner-city children how to garden. 767 00:45:41,275 --> 00:45:43,931 -Oh, that's nice. Ow! -Okay. Fuck, no. 768 00:45:43,965 --> 00:45:46,551 Have you guys not seen YouTube? The Cinnamon Challenge? 769 00:45:46,586 --> 00:45:47,931 That shit'll kill us. 770 00:45:47,965 --> 00:45:49,793 -You guys, I don't think the dancing worked. 771 00:45:49,827 --> 00:45:52,275 I think it just made them angry. Ow! 772 00:45:52,310 --> 00:45:54,758 One just stung my kidney. 773 00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:57,517 -We don't have a choice. -[Groans] 774 00:46:01,448 --> 00:46:03,448 -[Grunts] 775 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:17,655 ♪♪ 776 00:46:17,689 --> 00:46:26,103 ♪♪ 777 00:46:26,137 --> 00:46:29,034 [All coughing] 778 00:46:31,137 --> 00:46:33,068 [Spoon clatters] 779 00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:40,344 -We made a huge mistake. We should've chosen the bees. 780 00:46:40,379 --> 00:46:43,827 We should've chosen the bees! [Screams] 781 00:46:43,862 --> 00:46:45,620 -[Screams] 782 00:46:45,655 --> 00:46:47,551 [Coughs] 783 00:46:47,586 --> 00:46:55,896 ♪♪ 784 00:46:55,931 --> 00:46:57,620 -What are you doing? 785 00:46:57,655 --> 00:47:01,000 -It's too late for me. 786 00:47:01,034 --> 00:47:04,758 -No, you still have time. -I'm allergic to bees. 787 00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:09,517 Hey, um, I'm -- 788 00:47:09,551 --> 00:47:11,068 [Coughs] 789 00:47:11,103 --> 00:47:14,344 I'm really sorry about what I said about you earlier. 790 00:47:14,379 --> 00:47:17,655 That really wasn't cool. -It's okay. 791 00:47:17,689 --> 00:47:19,275 I'm different. 792 00:47:19,310 --> 00:47:22,275 But we're all different, aren't we? 793 00:47:22,310 --> 00:47:26,620 And that is what makes us special. 794 00:47:26,655 --> 00:47:29,379 -That's so beautiful. 795 00:47:33,275 --> 00:47:34,344 -Oh, God. 796 00:47:34,379 --> 00:47:37,586 -And it's time for you all to move on 797 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:39,793 and live your special lives. 798 00:47:41,965 --> 00:47:43,793 -God dang. -Again? 799 00:47:43,827 --> 00:47:46,034 -God. -Seriously? 800 00:47:47,862 --> 00:47:49,655 -Oh, God. 801 00:47:49,689 --> 00:47:56,931 ♪♪ 802 00:47:56,965 --> 00:47:59,241 [Bee buzzing] 803 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,241 [Chains clinking] 804 00:48:03,275 --> 00:48:08,068 ♪♪ 805 00:48:08,103 --> 00:48:10,000 -What the fuck are you talking about, fungible? 806 00:48:10,034 --> 00:48:12,241 -What the fuck does fungible mean? 807 00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:19,379 -Oh. I didn't see you there. 808 00:48:19,413 --> 00:48:22,241 I was just reading about Papa's big comeback. 809 00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:26,448 Anywho, that last film was a real doozy, wasn't it? 810 00:48:26,482 --> 00:48:28,896 But now we have a spooky treat from 811 00:48:28,931 --> 00:48:30,724 [English accent] across the pond. 812 00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:34,379 [Normal voice] It was an early Rad Chad's Rad Recommendation. 813 00:48:34,413 --> 00:48:37,931 So sit back and hold on to your butts. 814 00:48:37,965 --> 00:48:48,241 ♪♪ 815 00:48:48,275 --> 00:48:51,034 -His instructions said, "We want mental openness." 816 00:48:51,068 --> 00:48:52,310 I probably shouldn't have done that. 817 00:48:52,344 --> 00:48:53,931 -The curious cat gets the cream. 818 00:48:53,965 --> 00:48:56,137 -Oh, I'm not sure that's how that goes. 819 00:48:56,172 --> 00:48:57,413 -There he is. 820 00:48:57,448 --> 00:48:59,103 -What am I meant to be looking at here? 821 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:01,344 -I see it, in the curtains. -What the hell is that? 822 00:49:01,379 --> 00:49:03,172 -It's the "Three Men and a Baby" ghost. 823 00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:05,724 -That's a cardboard cutout of a kid. 824 00:49:05,758 --> 00:49:08,275 -Open your minds, guys. 825 00:49:08,310 --> 00:49:09,793 [Camera shutter clicks] 826 00:49:09,827 --> 00:49:12,310 -This is why you've woken me up at 5:00 a.m. today? 827 00:49:12,344 --> 00:49:14,344 -Apparently, the kid of one of the crew was 828 00:49:14,379 --> 00:49:16,413 messing around on set and then... 829 00:49:16,448 --> 00:49:20,827 He fell out of the window and landed on some prop swords. 830 00:49:20,862 --> 00:49:22,344 They tried to cover it up, 831 00:49:22,379 --> 00:49:24,344 but that just made the ghost kid angry. 832 00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:26,000 -Why were there swords on the set of 833 00:49:26,034 --> 00:49:27,379 "Three Men and a Baby"? 834 00:49:27,413 --> 00:49:30,379 -Open your mind, Rachel. -It's open. It's open. 835 00:49:30,413 --> 00:49:32,586 -My mum always says if you open your mind too much, 836 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,931 you let the bats in. 837 00:49:33,965 --> 00:49:35,413 Squawk! 838 00:49:35,448 --> 00:49:38,758 -Some people say that you can see a shotgun in his hand 839 00:49:38,793 --> 00:49:40,275 because he shot himself. 840 00:49:40,310 --> 00:49:42,724 -So a little kid committed suicide on a film set? 841 00:49:42,758 --> 00:49:44,586 -Yeah. -Grim. 842 00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:48,551 -And he's showing you the gun. He's showing you how he did it. 843 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:50,896 -Oh, I think they knew how he did it based on there 844 00:49:50,931 --> 00:49:53,310 being a gunshot wound in his head. 845 00:49:53,344 --> 00:49:58,413 -So did he fall out of the window or did he shoot himself? 846 00:49:58,448 --> 00:50:00,586 -It says here it's just Ted Danson in a tuxedo 847 00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:02,862 doing a dog-food commercial. 848 00:50:02,896 --> 00:50:04,137 -In a tuxedo? 849 00:50:04,172 --> 00:50:06,517 -You know, for fancy dogs. 850 00:50:06,551 --> 00:50:15,344 ♪♪ 851 00:50:15,379 --> 00:50:16,793 [Shouts] 852 00:50:16,827 --> 00:50:23,793 ♪♪ 853 00:50:23,827 --> 00:50:30,620 ♪♪ 854 00:50:30,655 --> 00:50:33,172 -Thanks for helping me pack all my brother's stuff. 855 00:50:33,206 --> 00:50:36,310 -You know we wouldn't let you do this alone. 856 00:50:36,344 --> 00:50:39,413 Have you ever seen "Three Men and a Baby"? 857 00:50:39,448 --> 00:50:42,620 -No. -Come on. It's Ted Danson. 858 00:50:42,655 --> 00:50:44,206 Ted Danson. 859 00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:48,413 You know Ted Danson, right? -Who the fuck is Ted Danson? 860 00:50:48,448 --> 00:50:51,000 -Well, I guess the song is wrong. 861 00:50:51,034 --> 00:50:54,000 Everybody doesn'tknow his name. 862 00:50:55,517 --> 00:50:57,724 Why did your brother live in a lighthouse again? 863 00:50:57,758 --> 00:50:59,034 -Everyone always used to tell him 864 00:50:59,068 --> 00:51:00,689 that his head was in the clouds, 865 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:03,931 so I guess this was his way of living up to the expectation. 866 00:51:03,965 --> 00:51:06,655 -I see what you did there. -Cheers. 867 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:07,965 -Oh. 868 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:15,965 ♪♪ 869 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:23,965 ♪♪ 870 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,448 -Zoe, can I have this? 871 00:51:28,724 --> 00:51:30,517 -Are you okay? 872 00:51:32,965 --> 00:51:34,931 Are you sure you want to stay here tonight? 873 00:51:34,965 --> 00:51:40,172 -Yeah. Yeah. I'm just puzzled why he wanted me to have this. 874 00:51:41,586 --> 00:51:44,827 -Is that the one thing he said he wanted you to have? 875 00:51:44,862 --> 00:51:46,275 -Kind of. 876 00:51:46,310 --> 00:51:48,965 It's more like he wanted me to take care of it 877 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,275 but not watch it. 878 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,379 My brother was into some really weird shit. 879 00:51:56,413 --> 00:51:58,000 -Whoo! 880 00:51:58,034 --> 00:51:59,827 I found the remote. 881 00:51:59,862 --> 00:52:05,448 ♪♪ 882 00:52:05,482 --> 00:52:06,931 -Oh, that's better. 883 00:52:06,965 --> 00:52:10,241 Oh, my God. It's scarier when it's ginormous. 884 00:52:10,275 --> 00:52:13,689 -Is it just me or does he have tentacles for arms? 885 00:52:13,724 --> 00:52:15,000 -It's you. 886 00:52:15,034 --> 00:52:16,551 I think that's just a shadow, Zoe. 887 00:52:16,586 --> 00:52:19,344 I mean, we just want to see what we want to see. 888 00:52:19,379 --> 00:52:22,068 -No, look closer. -Yeah. It's not tentacles. 889 00:52:22,103 --> 00:52:25,275 It looks more like blades for arms. 890 00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:28,068 -But why would a boy who either fell out of a window 891 00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:31,655 or shot himself come back a super-sword man? 892 00:52:34,206 --> 00:52:37,413 [Camera shutter clicking] 893 00:52:40,689 --> 00:52:42,379 What? 894 00:52:42,413 --> 00:52:49,862 ♪♪ 895 00:52:49,896 --> 00:52:52,413 [Fly buzzing] 896 00:52:52,448 --> 00:52:59,827 ♪♪ 897 00:52:59,862 --> 00:53:01,551 [Screams] 898 00:53:01,586 --> 00:53:08,517 ♪♪ 899 00:53:08,551 --> 00:53:10,379 What? 900 00:53:12,068 --> 00:53:14,482 -I'm sleeping with you tonight, Rachel. 901 00:53:14,517 --> 00:53:16,793 -I'll wear my best pajamas for you. 902 00:53:16,827 --> 00:53:18,655 -Do you want to go? 903 00:53:18,689 --> 00:53:27,931 ♪♪ 904 00:53:27,965 --> 00:53:37,172 ♪♪ 905 00:53:37,206 --> 00:53:39,206 -These are your best pajamas? 906 00:53:39,241 --> 00:53:42,241 -I hope you brought earplugs 'cause I snore like a kaiju. 907 00:53:42,275 --> 00:53:50,000 ♪♪ 908 00:53:50,034 --> 00:53:52,241 -Why did you want me to see this? 909 00:53:52,275 --> 00:54:01,655 ♪♪ 910 00:54:01,689 --> 00:54:10,931 ♪♪ 911 00:54:10,965 --> 00:54:20,517 ♪♪ 912 00:54:20,551 --> 00:54:22,517 [Gunshots] 913 00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:24,517 ♪♪ 914 00:54:24,551 --> 00:54:27,413 -[Snoring] 915 00:54:27,448 --> 00:54:37,827 ♪♪ 916 00:54:37,862 --> 00:54:48,517 ♪♪ 917 00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:58,965 ♪♪ 918 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,655 -Aah! 919 00:55:00,689 --> 00:55:09,482 ♪♪ 920 00:55:09,517 --> 00:55:18,034 ♪♪ 921 00:55:18,068 --> 00:55:21,655 [Screaming] 922 00:55:21,689 --> 00:55:29,413 ♪♪ 923 00:55:29,448 --> 00:55:37,137 ♪♪ 924 00:55:37,172 --> 00:55:40,379 -It was sword man. 925 00:55:40,413 --> 00:55:44,862 ♪♪ 926 00:55:44,896 --> 00:55:47,034 -[Screams] 927 00:55:49,724 --> 00:55:51,206 Huh? 928 00:55:51,241 --> 00:55:59,241 ♪♪ 929 00:55:59,275 --> 00:56:01,275 -[Screams] [Glass shatters] 930 00:56:01,310 --> 00:56:11,793 ♪♪ 931 00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,551 What the fuck?! 932 00:56:17,793 --> 00:56:20,724 -Come on. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 933 00:56:20,758 --> 00:56:22,793 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Come on. 934 00:56:22,827 --> 00:56:29,206 ♪♪ 935 00:56:29,241 --> 00:56:31,655 -Not again? -No! 936 00:56:31,689 --> 00:56:40,551 ♪♪ 937 00:56:40,586 --> 00:56:49,551 ♪♪ 938 00:56:49,586 --> 00:56:58,551 ♪♪ 939 00:56:58,586 --> 00:57:00,655 -[Growling] 940 00:57:00,689 --> 00:57:11,655 ♪♪ 941 00:57:11,689 --> 00:57:14,689 [Screaming] 942 00:57:14,724 --> 00:57:23,379 ♪♪ 943 00:57:23,413 --> 00:57:31,931 ♪♪ 944 00:57:31,965 --> 00:57:40,689 ♪♪ 945 00:57:40,724 --> 00:57:49,448 ♪♪ 946 00:57:49,482 --> 00:57:51,655 [Door hinges creak] 947 00:57:51,689 --> 00:57:58,275 ♪♪ 948 00:57:58,310 --> 00:58:04,758 ♪♪ 949 00:58:04,793 --> 00:58:07,103 -Shit. God damn it. Fucking Jesus. 950 00:58:07,137 --> 00:58:09,137 Sorry, guys. That got away from me there. 951 00:58:09,172 --> 00:58:10,448 That was -- That was unprofessional. 952 00:58:10,482 --> 00:58:13,517 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't like this. 953 00:58:13,551 --> 00:58:15,655 Okay, so he's the mean, sinister type. 954 00:58:18,448 --> 00:58:19,896 [Coughs] 955 00:58:19,931 --> 00:58:21,689 Now let's play a game. 956 00:58:23,586 --> 00:58:25,896 -Gonna name your dog Chalupa? [Laugh track] 957 00:58:25,931 --> 00:58:27,344 -Other aerosols suck. 958 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:29,965 -Every night is movie night. 959 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:36,931 ♪♪ 960 00:58:36,965 --> 00:58:38,344 -They're tropes. 961 00:58:38,379 --> 00:58:41,689 So here's your apple martini and your trope, 962 00:58:41,724 --> 00:58:43,241 Mr. Horror Dude. 963 00:58:43,275 --> 00:58:46,241 Welcome to prime time, bitch. 964 00:58:46,275 --> 00:58:57,620 ♪♪ 965 00:58:57,655 --> 00:58:59,551 -[Grunting] 966 00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:05,241 [Screams] 967 00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:07,034 [Exhales] 968 00:59:09,310 --> 00:59:11,344 It's time. 969 00:59:11,379 --> 00:59:13,896 Your journey has reached a new threshold. 970 00:59:13,931 --> 00:59:15,655 And now... 971 00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:17,344 [Metal squeaking] 972 00:59:17,379 --> 00:59:19,827 Excuse me. 973 00:59:19,862 --> 00:59:21,586 Okay. 974 00:59:21,620 --> 00:59:23,862 As I was saying... 975 00:59:23,896 --> 00:59:26,206 -So, I'm off the clock? 976 00:59:26,241 --> 00:59:28,724 -Okay, could we just have, like, a modicum 977 00:59:28,758 --> 00:59:30,551 of professionalism here? 978 00:59:30,586 --> 00:59:32,689 Okay? I mean, what kind of ship do you think we're running? 979 00:59:32,724 --> 00:59:35,965 -Hey. No, that's on me. I get you. Let's get back to it. 980 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,689 -Jesus. 981 00:59:37,724 --> 00:59:40,344 Unbelievable. 982 00:59:40,379 --> 00:59:42,689 Okay, as I was saying before I -- 983 00:59:42,724 --> 00:59:45,379 [Metal squeaking] 984 00:59:45,413 --> 00:59:49,448 As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, 985 00:59:49,482 --> 00:59:54,655 it is now time for one of you to walk the path 986 00:59:54,689 --> 00:59:57,034 less walk-ed. 987 00:59:57,068 --> 00:59:59,344 Not walked a lot or whatever. 988 00:59:59,379 --> 01:00:01,827 One of you will take this camera and venture 989 01:00:01,862 --> 01:00:07,241 into the depths of horror not yet known and not yet found, 990 01:00:07,275 --> 01:00:10,448 although the footage will be found at a later time. 991 01:00:10,482 --> 01:00:12,241 Okay. This is really -- I'm fucking this up. 992 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:14,448 And it's because that little fucking freak 993 01:00:14,482 --> 01:00:16,206 threw me off of my game, and the TV 994 01:00:16,241 --> 01:00:17,482 is kind of tugging on my neck a little bit. 995 01:00:17,517 --> 01:00:19,413 So let's just get this over with, okay? 996 01:00:19,448 --> 01:00:21,931 Go into the darkness and find the key to release your friends. 997 01:00:21,965 --> 01:00:23,896 If you succeed, they will be spared. 998 01:00:23,931 --> 01:00:25,206 If you fail, 999 01:00:25,241 --> 01:00:26,620 their skin will be ripped from their bodies. 1000 01:00:26,655 --> 01:00:30,827 Oh, and whatever you do, don't stop filming. 1001 01:00:30,862 --> 01:00:38,103 Now, who among you is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice? 1002 01:00:38,137 --> 01:00:40,137 Choose wisely. 1003 01:00:40,172 --> 01:00:42,068 -I mean, how do we choose? 1004 01:00:42,103 --> 01:00:44,586 -We could Rochambeau. -Excuse me. 1005 01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:47,275 Bo's dead. 1006 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:49,310 -I'll do it. -Like hell you will. 1007 01:00:49,344 --> 01:00:51,379 -Hey, maybe we should do rock, paper, scissors. 1008 01:00:51,413 --> 01:00:54,172 -Hey, I think you're a fucking idiot. 1009 01:00:54,206 --> 01:00:57,310 Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. 1010 01:00:57,344 --> 01:01:01,620 Catch a tiger by its toe. 1011 01:01:01,655 --> 01:01:04,931 If he hollers, make him pay $50 every day. 1012 01:01:04,965 --> 01:01:09,172 And you are... 1013 01:01:09,206 --> 01:01:10,586 it. 1014 01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:11,827 [Laughing] 1015 01:01:11,862 --> 01:01:13,379 -No. 1016 01:01:16,689 --> 01:01:19,551 -Okay, here I am. -No, no, no. 1017 01:01:19,586 --> 01:01:21,241 You can't do that, Mom. 1018 01:01:21,275 --> 01:01:23,965 -I've dealt with puny men like him before. 1019 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,517 But look, if something happens, 1020 01:01:26,551 --> 01:01:31,137 I want you to know I'm fully supportive of... 1021 01:01:31,172 --> 01:01:35,103 -Wait, really? -Love is love, baby. 1022 01:01:37,137 --> 01:01:38,586 -Oh, God. -Watch it, mad man. 1023 01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:41,206 -And now you all lose because you're all losers. 1024 01:01:41,241 --> 01:01:42,379 Every single one of you. 1025 01:01:42,413 --> 01:01:45,724 -It's go time, bitch. -Good. 1026 01:01:45,758 --> 01:01:48,379 That's real good. [Alarm buzzes] 1027 01:01:48,413 --> 01:02:00,172 ♪♪ 1028 01:02:00,206 --> 01:02:04,551 Now let the suffering begin. 1029 01:02:04,586 --> 01:02:07,448 Ooh! Watch that shit. 1030 01:02:07,482 --> 01:02:10,793 Watch it. -Come on, Mom. Come on. 1031 01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:13,827 -[Panting] 1032 01:02:13,862 --> 01:02:15,793 [Alarm buzzes] 1033 01:02:15,827 --> 01:02:18,758 [Rattling] 1034 01:02:18,793 --> 01:02:20,241 -Oh! 1035 01:02:20,275 --> 01:02:21,827 Oh, God. 1036 01:02:21,862 --> 01:02:24,793 [Alarm buzzes] Aah! Shit! 1037 01:02:24,827 --> 01:02:26,310 -Oh. 1038 01:02:29,965 --> 01:02:31,724 [Alarm buzzes] 1039 01:02:34,655 --> 01:02:37,379 -Am I the only one that's getting hit with these things? 1040 01:02:37,413 --> 01:02:39,965 -Must suck, man. 1041 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,689 -Ow! God! 1042 01:02:42,724 --> 01:02:45,379 -Hey, I found a key. 1043 01:02:45,413 --> 01:02:47,551 [Screams] 1044 01:02:47,586 --> 01:02:48,758 [Alarm buzzes] 1045 01:02:48,793 --> 01:02:51,103 -[Gasps] What the fuck is that? 1046 01:02:51,137 --> 01:02:53,586 -Ah! This is the greatest day of my life. 1047 01:02:53,620 --> 01:02:56,758 -What the fuck is up, Sam? 1048 01:02:56,793 --> 01:02:59,827 My nipple? Really? My nipple? 1049 01:02:59,862 --> 01:03:01,517 Oh! My penis. 1050 01:03:01,551 --> 01:03:03,586 Oh, God! 1051 01:03:05,724 --> 01:03:10,413 -You have played valiantly, but now it must come to an end. 1052 01:03:12,241 --> 01:03:15,965 I have such sights to show you. 1053 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,793 -[Screams] 1054 01:03:17,827 --> 01:03:28,965 ♪♪ 1055 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,724 -Why?! 1056 01:03:31,758 --> 01:03:34,413 Oh, the humanity! 1057 01:03:34,448 --> 01:03:37,586 [Clock ticking] 1058 01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:39,482 -[Screams] 1059 01:03:39,517 --> 01:03:43,000 [Monster snarling] 1060 01:03:43,034 --> 01:03:45,448 -Is it good? 1061 01:03:45,482 --> 01:03:47,655 What's happening? Hey, everybody. 1062 01:03:47,689 --> 01:03:51,310 All joking aside, if you are uncomfortable right now 1063 01:03:51,344 --> 01:03:54,103 and you've had enough suffering, let me know and we'll go ahead 1064 01:03:54,137 --> 01:03:55,896 and find a way for you to leave early. 1065 01:03:55,931 --> 01:03:59,275 -Oh, God, yes. Please stop. 1066 01:03:59,310 --> 01:04:00,344 -Gross. 1067 01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:02,034 -It's never gonna fucking stop. 1068 01:04:02,068 --> 01:04:03,206 -I'm gonna fucking kill you. 1069 01:04:03,241 --> 01:04:06,137 -I will tear your soul apart. 1070 01:04:08,448 --> 01:04:10,137 -Mom! 1071 01:04:10,172 --> 01:04:12,413 -Oh, you're alive. Very impressive. 1072 01:04:12,448 --> 01:04:13,965 But ultimately, it doesn't matter 1073 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,379 because you didn't get the key. 1074 01:04:15,413 --> 01:04:17,379 Sorry. You lose. 1075 01:04:17,413 --> 01:04:22,931 ♪♪ 1076 01:04:22,965 --> 01:04:24,655 Jesus wept. 1077 01:04:24,689 --> 01:04:27,379 ♪♪ 1078 01:04:27,413 --> 01:04:29,448 [Alarm buzzes] 1079 01:04:29,482 --> 01:04:32,068 -Okay. It's time for me to finally skedaddle. 1080 01:04:32,103 --> 01:04:33,448 I'll see you in the third one, okay? 1081 01:04:33,482 --> 01:04:35,000 -Oh, great. The chains are gone. Thanks. 1082 01:04:35,034 --> 01:04:36,586 That's the really -- 1083 01:04:36,620 --> 01:04:39,517 That was the really uncomfortable part for me. 1084 01:04:39,551 --> 01:04:42,034 [Chains whipping] 1085 01:04:42,068 --> 01:04:43,931 [Squelching] 1086 01:04:43,965 --> 01:04:47,344 ♪♪ 1087 01:04:47,379 --> 01:04:50,103 -No! 1088 01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:53,551 -No! -Oh, God! 1089 01:04:53,586 --> 01:04:58,448 ♪♪ 1090 01:04:58,482 --> 01:05:01,000 -You asshole. She won fair and square. 1091 01:05:01,034 --> 01:05:03,206 -You're the square. -Fuck you. 1092 01:05:03,241 --> 01:05:04,758 -Pfft, whatever. I don't make the rules. 1093 01:05:04,793 --> 01:05:07,172 -What are you talking about? This is your game! 1094 01:05:07,206 --> 01:05:09,310 -Okay, but she fucking called me a bitch! 1095 01:05:09,344 --> 01:05:11,310 -[Groans] -Hey, and you know what? 1096 01:05:11,344 --> 01:05:13,448 By the way, while I'm thinking of it. 1097 01:05:13,482 --> 01:05:16,620 fuck you and fuck you and fuck you. 1098 01:05:16,655 --> 01:05:20,482 And you know what? You're a fucking stupid face. 1099 01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:24,137 Oh, my goodness. I'm having way too much fun. 1100 01:05:24,172 --> 01:05:26,689 Y'all look so stupid right now. 1101 01:05:26,724 --> 01:05:28,620 Every single one of you are gonna fucking die 1102 01:05:28,655 --> 01:05:31,931 because you're all losers, every single one of you. 1103 01:05:31,965 --> 01:05:33,931 I look really cool right now and bad-ass, 1104 01:05:33,965 --> 01:05:36,620 and y'all look really helpless and stupid. 1105 01:05:36,655 --> 01:05:40,793 [Sobbing dramatically] 1106 01:05:40,827 --> 01:05:50,655 ♪♪ 1107 01:05:50,689 --> 01:06:00,379 ♪♪ 1108 01:06:00,413 --> 01:06:02,965 -You got to keep the mood in here alive. 1109 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,620 -Oh, Chad. 1110 01:06:04,655 --> 01:06:06,689 You are gonna flip your shit. 1111 01:06:06,724 --> 01:06:10,379 Nobody knows movies like I do. You're making a huge mistake. 1112 01:06:10,413 --> 01:06:13,448 -People don't like you. I mean, look at your face. 1113 01:06:13,482 --> 01:06:14,965 I just want to punch you. -Chad. 1114 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:19,551 I'm always here, and I will always be here, 1115 01:06:19,586 --> 01:06:23,379 until you give me the job that was rightfully mine. 1116 01:06:23,413 --> 01:06:26,206 ♪♪ 1117 01:06:34,689 --> 01:06:36,551 -Oh. Huh. 1118 01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:42,379 All right. 1119 01:06:42,413 --> 01:06:45,655 -Congrats on making it this far in the game. 1120 01:06:45,689 --> 01:06:49,862 And to think you guys did it all as a team. 1121 01:06:49,896 --> 01:06:53,068 You are truly doing the Lord's work. 1122 01:06:53,103 --> 01:06:55,275 I would know. 1123 01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:58,448 I was just speaking with him a few minutes ago. 1124 01:06:59,793 --> 01:07:03,896 Speaking of being dead, you're about to watch a banger. 1125 01:07:03,931 --> 01:07:06,275 It's about all the things that happen 1126 01:07:06,310 --> 01:07:08,275 when you mess with dead people. 1127 01:07:08,310 --> 01:07:09,758 [Laughs] 1128 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:12,482 Toodle-ooh. 1129 01:07:12,517 --> 01:07:21,310 ♪♪ 1130 01:07:21,344 --> 01:07:25,000 -This is not the first time Jason died. 1131 01:07:25,034 --> 01:07:27,965 It was the summer of 1993. 1132 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,827 Hottest summer on record. 1133 01:07:30,862 --> 01:07:33,344 We were 12 going on 13, 1134 01:07:33,379 --> 01:07:36,689 the last year before we became teenagers. 1135 01:07:38,344 --> 01:07:41,482 Thick as thieves, they called us. 1136 01:07:41,517 --> 01:07:45,586 The only thing stolen that summer was my heart. 1137 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,379 -Come on, guys. 1138 01:07:50,413 --> 01:07:53,103 I got to get back soon or my mum's gonna kill me. 1139 01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:56,275 -He's not wrong. Jason's mum was something sinister. 1140 01:07:56,310 --> 01:07:57,896 She's the original Karen. 1141 01:07:57,931 --> 01:08:01,793 If she were a horror movie, she'd be "Karen: Origins." 1142 01:08:01,827 --> 01:08:04,275 Sometimes I think we all harken back to the days of -- 1143 01:08:04,310 --> 01:08:06,655 -Holy shit! A dead body! 1144 01:08:06,689 --> 01:08:11,689 ♪♪ 1145 01:08:11,724 --> 01:08:14,103 Holy shit. A gun. 1146 01:08:14,137 --> 01:08:16,275 -Was that his? -What? 1147 01:08:16,310 --> 01:08:18,103 Shit, no. This is my dad's. 1148 01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:19,896 He brought it back from Desert Storm. 1149 01:08:19,931 --> 01:08:21,689 Shot Saddam in the face with it. 1150 01:08:21,724 --> 01:08:24,689 Now he's got one of his lookalikes pretending to be him. 1151 01:08:24,724 --> 01:08:28,896 Uh, thank you, Ellie's dad, for his service, I think. 1152 01:08:28,931 --> 01:08:30,724 And -- And why have you got it? 1153 01:08:30,758 --> 01:08:32,310 -Because it's cool. 1154 01:08:32,344 --> 01:08:35,241 -[Gulps] -Guys, I have an idea. 1155 01:08:35,275 --> 01:08:41,551 ♪♪ 1156 01:08:41,586 --> 01:08:45,413 -How do we know this even works? -Well, it worked on telly. 1157 01:08:45,448 --> 01:08:47,413 [Cat meows] 1158 01:08:47,448 --> 01:08:50,620 -He looks like he's seen better days. 1159 01:08:50,655 --> 01:08:54,068 -He has. But life finds a way. 1160 01:08:54,103 --> 01:08:57,655 -Yeah. Are we sure this is, like, a good idea or -- 1161 01:08:57,689 --> 01:09:00,965 Was climbing Mount Everest a bad idea, Jason? 1162 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,655 -For some people? 1163 01:09:02,689 --> 01:09:05,689 -Look, when are we ever gonna find another real-life dead guy? 1164 01:09:05,724 --> 01:09:08,689 -In a couple hours if Jason's not home for dinner. 1165 01:09:08,724 --> 01:09:12,206 -Jason will be fine. Let's bring this dude back to life. 1166 01:09:12,241 --> 01:09:14,000 -Yeah. 1167 01:09:17,241 --> 01:09:19,068 -How long is it supposed to take? 1168 01:09:19,103 --> 01:09:21,655 -Everything okay down there? -Yeah! 1169 01:09:23,068 --> 01:09:24,448 -Does anybody want a drink? 1170 01:09:24,482 --> 01:09:28,137 We've got OJ, soda, purple stuff, Sunny Delight. 1171 01:09:28,172 --> 01:09:32,482 -Ooh. Ooh. I love SunnyD. It's got solar energy. 1172 01:09:32,517 --> 01:09:34,275 -No, thanks, Stat's mum. We're fine. 1173 01:09:34,310 --> 01:09:36,413 -Okay, then. You kids have fun. 1174 01:09:36,448 --> 01:09:38,172 I'll just be shutting the door now 1175 01:09:38,206 --> 01:09:40,310 and soundproofing it for no reason. 1176 01:09:40,344 --> 01:09:43,275 -[Screams] -[Ellie screams] 1177 01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:45,241 [Gunshot] 1178 01:09:45,275 --> 01:09:51,206 ♪♪ 1179 01:09:51,241 --> 01:09:56,931 ♪♪ 1180 01:09:56,965 --> 01:09:58,482 -[Spits] 1181 01:09:58,517 --> 01:09:59,655 -Ugh. 1182 01:09:59,689 --> 01:10:02,551 -[Screams, echoing] 1183 01:10:04,724 --> 01:10:06,310 -Okay, maybe this time, 1184 01:10:06,344 --> 01:10:08,068 we don't shoot him in the face right away. 1185 01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:10,758 -Sorry. I'm not a trained killer like my dad. 1186 01:10:10,793 --> 01:10:12,586 -[Sighs] I want to go home. 1187 01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:13,896 -It's gonna be okay, mate. 1188 01:10:13,931 --> 01:10:15,827 I promise we'll get you there real soon. 1189 01:10:15,862 --> 01:10:18,172 -[Screams] 1190 01:10:19,862 --> 01:10:23,034 -[Groans] -Holy shit. 1191 01:10:23,068 --> 01:10:27,172 -Uh, hello, mate. Sorry, I didn't catch your name. 1192 01:10:27,206 --> 01:10:31,379 I'm Cooper. Can you say that? Cooper? 1193 01:10:31,413 --> 01:10:33,413 -[Grumbles] 1194 01:10:36,448 --> 01:10:39,137 Stop murdering me. 1195 01:10:42,551 --> 01:10:45,275 -[Screaming] 1196 01:10:45,310 --> 01:10:56,551 ♪♪ 1197 01:10:56,586 --> 01:11:07,896 ♪♪ 1198 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:10,620 -[Grumbling indistinctly] 1199 01:11:10,655 --> 01:11:15,275 -That's my girlfriend, you dead prick. 1200 01:11:15,310 --> 01:11:16,724 -Labels. 1201 01:11:19,482 --> 01:11:21,517 -Time to die. 1202 01:11:21,551 --> 01:11:23,724 Again. 1203 01:11:23,758 --> 01:11:26,172 [Gun clicking] 1204 01:11:28,689 --> 01:11:30,275 No. 1205 01:11:33,172 --> 01:11:36,034 -Time to die. 1206 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,620 -Motherfucker! 1207 01:11:40,655 --> 01:11:42,827 -Hey, now. Language. -Huh? 1208 01:11:42,862 --> 01:11:46,482 -I tell you, I open the soundproof door for 5 seconds 1209 01:11:46,517 --> 01:11:49,241 to offer you snacks, and I hear you swearing. 1210 01:11:49,275 --> 01:11:51,275 You don't talk to people that way, do you? 1211 01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:53,862 -No, Stat's mum. -Excuse me. 1212 01:11:53,896 --> 01:11:55,517 -No, Stat's mum. 1213 01:11:55,551 --> 01:11:58,551 -Now, that's more like it. Hey, Jason. 1214 01:11:58,586 --> 01:12:02,068 Your mom called, hon. Dinner will be ready at seven. 1215 01:12:02,103 --> 01:12:05,793 Best not to be late. And who shoes are these? 1216 01:12:05,827 --> 01:12:07,931 You better not be trying to reanimate 1217 01:12:07,965 --> 01:12:09,413 a homeless man's corpse again. 1218 01:12:09,448 --> 01:12:12,551 -Of course not, Mum. -Don't make me come down there. 1219 01:12:15,758 --> 01:12:18,655 [Sword slashes, squelching] 1220 01:12:18,689 --> 01:12:22,862 ♪♪ 1221 01:12:22,896 --> 01:12:24,551 -That's for Jason. 1222 01:12:24,586 --> 01:12:29,517 ♪♪ 1223 01:12:29,551 --> 01:12:31,413 -Holy shit. A sword. 1224 01:12:31,448 --> 01:12:34,689 -Right? Some weird shit down here. 1225 01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:37,793 -Are we sure this is a good idea? 1226 01:12:37,827 --> 01:12:39,379 -Oh, yeah, 100%. 1227 01:12:39,413 --> 01:12:41,310 Then you should shoot him in the face right away again. 1228 01:12:41,344 --> 01:12:42,965 -Are you seriously gonna make me apologize 1229 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,482 for murdering you when you were already dead? 1230 01:12:45,517 --> 01:12:46,620 -Oh, right. 1231 01:12:46,655 --> 01:12:49,103 -Hey, at least his speech is getting better. 1232 01:12:49,137 --> 01:12:50,758 You're the one who wants to do this to Jason. 1233 01:12:50,793 --> 01:12:52,655 I mean, it turned this guy into a complete A-hole. 1234 01:12:52,689 --> 01:12:56,965 -No. Shooting me in the face turned me into an A-hole. 1235 01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,517 Also, I was always an A-hole. 1236 01:12:58,551 --> 01:13:00,379 -I'm more worried about Jason's mum being an A-hole 1237 01:13:00,413 --> 01:13:03,034 if he's not home by seven. True, but, like -- 1238 01:13:03,068 --> 01:13:05,137 -We'll get him a scarf. She won't even notice. 1239 01:13:05,172 --> 01:13:06,689 -But I'llnotice. 1240 01:13:06,724 --> 01:13:09,206 And what does that even mean? Are you doing one-liners? 1241 01:13:09,241 --> 01:13:11,068 -I'm playing on the notion that my idea of fashion 1242 01:13:11,103 --> 01:13:12,758 is more important than his parents finding out 1243 01:13:12,793 --> 01:13:14,206 that we killed him. 1244 01:13:14,241 --> 01:13:15,758 -You know, for a dead bloke with a hole in his neck, 1245 01:13:15,793 --> 01:13:18,793 you never shut up. -Guys, we got to get going. 1246 01:13:20,379 --> 01:13:23,413 -Come on, Jason. We need to you back, mate. 1247 01:13:25,689 --> 01:13:29,724 -So, turns out 12 year olds aren't very good at this whole 1248 01:13:29,758 --> 01:13:32,103 reanimating-a-corpse science. 1249 01:13:32,137 --> 01:13:33,689 After multiple attempts, 1250 01:13:33,724 --> 01:13:37,551 we quickly learned that we probably just made things worse. 1251 01:13:37,586 --> 01:13:42,172 ♪♪ 1252 01:13:42,206 --> 01:13:44,379 -What do we do now? It's almost seven. 1253 01:13:44,413 --> 01:13:47,413 -Tabby has a calming effect on him, at least. 1254 01:13:52,344 --> 01:13:55,137 -We're gonna need a bigger scarf. 1255 01:13:55,172 --> 01:13:57,275 -It's a transporter! 1256 01:13:57,310 --> 01:14:03,586 ♪♪ 1257 01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:05,206 Whatever you put in here 1258 01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:06,896 comes out reassembled on the other side. 1259 01:14:06,931 --> 01:14:08,689 -That will never work. -Shut up! 1260 01:14:08,724 --> 01:14:10,379 -All right! 1261 01:14:10,413 --> 01:14:15,448 ♪♪ 1262 01:14:15,482 --> 01:14:17,413 -This better work. 1263 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:24,000 [Transporter whirring] 1264 01:14:24,034 --> 01:14:27,241 [Computer beeping] 1265 01:14:27,275 --> 01:14:36,206 ♪♪ 1266 01:14:36,241 --> 01:14:38,689 -Is it supposed to make that... 1267 01:14:41,931 --> 01:14:44,793 -Guys, where's Tabby? 1268 01:14:47,172 --> 01:14:51,517 -Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. 1269 01:14:51,551 --> 01:14:53,758 Be our protection against the wickedness 1270 01:14:53,793 --> 01:14:55,241 and snares of the devil. 1271 01:14:55,275 --> 01:14:58,413 May God rebuke him. We humbly pray. 1272 01:14:58,448 --> 01:14:59,620 Amen. 1273 01:14:59,655 --> 01:15:02,206 -Amen. -[Purring] 1274 01:15:02,241 --> 01:15:04,517 -Nice of you to join us, Jason. 1275 01:15:04,551 --> 01:15:06,896 -Jesus fucking Christ! 1276 01:15:06,931 --> 01:15:09,793 -[Screams] Holy shit! 1277 01:15:09,827 --> 01:15:12,448 [Screaming] 1278 01:15:16,379 --> 01:15:19,068 Holy shit! 1279 01:15:22,448 --> 01:15:24,827 [Sobbing] 1280 01:15:24,862 --> 01:15:27,413 -We're so dead. 1281 01:15:27,448 --> 01:15:30,517 It took some time to adjust, but with eight lives left, 1282 01:15:30,551 --> 01:15:35,000 Jason would go on to live a full, if unconventional, life. 1283 01:15:36,517 --> 01:15:39,275 That sweltering summer day in 1993 1284 01:15:39,310 --> 01:15:42,551 quickly became one I'll never forget. 1285 01:15:42,586 --> 01:15:46,310 And although I hadn't seen Whiskers in more than 10 years, 1286 01:15:46,344 --> 01:15:49,241 I know I'll miss him forever. 1287 01:15:49,275 --> 01:15:51,379 I never had any friends like the ones I had 1288 01:15:51,413 --> 01:15:54,448 when I was 12. 1289 01:15:54,482 --> 01:15:57,620 Shit, does anyone? 1290 01:15:57,655 --> 01:16:06,241 ♪♪ 1291 01:16:06,275 --> 01:16:14,689 ♪♪ 1292 01:16:14,724 --> 01:16:23,413 ♪♪ 1293 01:16:23,448 --> 01:16:25,413 -Fuck. Jesus. 1294 01:16:25,448 --> 01:16:27,827 This thing is so fucking hot. 1295 01:16:27,862 --> 01:16:29,310 You have no idea. -This fucking guy. 1296 01:16:29,344 --> 01:16:30,827 -You guys think you have it bad? 1297 01:16:30,862 --> 01:16:32,448 Try getting in this fucking thing. 1298 01:16:32,482 --> 01:16:36,000 I'm talking 100 degrees of indoor not A/C. 1299 01:16:36,034 --> 01:16:38,310 Hell, you'll thank me. 1300 01:16:38,344 --> 01:16:40,068 And besides, you already knew 1301 01:16:40,103 --> 01:16:41,413 it was me the whole time, right? 1302 01:16:41,448 --> 01:16:43,379 So anyways, the game and shit. 1303 01:16:43,413 --> 01:16:46,344 Yes. You all have bombs attached to your necks. 1304 01:16:46,379 --> 01:16:48,379 You have to figure out which four movies inspired 1305 01:16:48,413 --> 01:16:49,965 what you just watched within 90 seconds 1306 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,551 or your fucking heads will explode. 1307 01:16:51,586 --> 01:16:53,482 Cool? Cool. 1308 01:17:00,172 --> 01:17:01,758 -Activated. 1309 01:17:01,793 --> 01:17:03,655 ['80s new wave music plays] 1310 01:17:03,689 --> 01:17:07,137 -What -- What did he mean, inspired by movies? 1311 01:17:07,172 --> 01:17:10,620 -Uh, "Stand By Me." 1312 01:17:10,655 --> 01:17:12,517 -All right. -Oh, no, no, no. 1313 01:17:12,551 --> 01:17:15,655 I mean, um, it's inspired by "Stand by Me." 1314 01:17:15,689 --> 01:17:19,896 There's kids and a dead body and -- and narration. 1315 01:17:19,931 --> 01:17:21,241 -Oh. -So "Stand By Me"... 1316 01:17:21,275 --> 01:17:23,206 -The movie. -...is probably one of them. 1317 01:17:23,241 --> 01:17:24,689 -Yeah. That's okay. -Sorry. 1318 01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:27,413 -There was another one. The -- "The Thing." "The Thing." 1319 01:17:27,448 --> 01:17:29,241 'Cause they're doing the experiments in the lab 1320 01:17:29,275 --> 01:17:32,000 and they bring back to life a cat or a dog. 1321 01:17:32,034 --> 01:17:34,344 -I don't think that's it. -No, no, that's not it. 1322 01:17:34,379 --> 01:17:35,931 It's not -- It's not "The thing." 1323 01:17:35,965 --> 01:17:37,310 They were riffing on "Pet Sematary." 1324 01:17:37,344 --> 01:17:38,827 How could you not see that? 1325 01:17:38,862 --> 01:17:41,137 -Okay, we don't need gatekeeping here. 1326 01:17:41,172 --> 01:17:43,137 We know what we know, and we love what we love. 1327 01:17:43,172 --> 01:17:45,620 No one's an expert. -We don't have time for this. 1328 01:17:45,655 --> 01:17:48,000 What the fuck now, Sam? 1329 01:17:51,206 --> 01:17:53,206 -This is so much better. 1330 01:17:53,241 --> 01:17:55,586 And to be totally honest with y'all, 1331 01:17:55,620 --> 01:17:59,517 I'm getting kind of bored, and I really fucking hate you. 1332 01:17:59,551 --> 01:18:02,206 So I can't wait to see you all dead. 1333 01:18:02,241 --> 01:18:04,344 -Why don't you roll on out here, then? 1334 01:18:04,379 --> 01:18:08,793 -Oh, classic Jessie, always trying to be the hero. 1335 01:18:08,827 --> 01:18:10,413 I have a better idea. 1336 01:18:10,448 --> 01:18:12,827 Considering we're getting all up into this third act shit, 1337 01:18:12,862 --> 01:18:16,517 I think it's time for a good old-fashioned callback. 1338 01:18:16,551 --> 01:18:27,931 ♪♪ 1339 01:18:27,965 --> 01:18:39,517 ♪♪ 1340 01:18:39,551 --> 01:18:41,275 Come on! 1341 01:18:41,310 --> 01:18:51,551 ♪♪ 1342 01:18:51,586 --> 01:18:53,551 -Are you okay? 1343 01:18:55,689 --> 01:18:56,931 Shit. 1344 01:18:56,965 --> 01:19:05,413 ♪♪ 1345 01:19:05,448 --> 01:19:13,586 ♪♪ 1346 01:19:13,620 --> 01:19:18,275 -Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1347 01:19:18,310 --> 01:19:20,000 Oh, shit. 1348 01:19:22,413 --> 01:19:24,689 [Laughing] 1349 01:19:26,034 --> 01:19:28,689 -Hey, Dwight. Go long. 1350 01:19:31,413 --> 01:19:32,793 -Oh. 1351 01:19:32,827 --> 01:19:39,310 ♪♪ 1352 01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:44,862 -Hey, Damon. 1353 01:19:44,896 --> 01:19:47,206 You don't want them. 1354 01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:51,620 I'm the one who burned you, remember? 1355 01:19:51,655 --> 01:19:53,586 -Now, what do I do with this? 1356 01:19:53,620 --> 01:19:55,551 -"Be kind, rewind." 1357 01:19:55,586 --> 01:20:02,931 ♪♪ 1358 01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:10,586 ♪♪ 1359 01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:12,379 -Accepted. 1360 01:20:12,413 --> 01:20:13,448 -Hey, it worked! 1361 01:20:13,482 --> 01:20:15,172 -Find the other movies, rewind them, 1362 01:20:15,206 --> 01:20:17,413 and then get out that door. 1363 01:20:21,034 --> 01:20:24,000 -Oh, you mean this door right here? 1364 01:20:25,379 --> 01:20:26,827 [Laughs] 1365 01:20:26,862 --> 01:20:28,655 I don't think so. 1366 01:20:28,689 --> 01:20:38,793 ♪♪ 1367 01:20:38,827 --> 01:20:48,931 ♪♪ 1368 01:20:48,965 --> 01:20:59,241 ♪♪ 1369 01:20:59,275 --> 01:21:09,344 ♪♪ 1370 01:21:09,379 --> 01:21:19,413 ♪♪ 1371 01:21:19,448 --> 01:21:21,931 -[Screams] 1372 01:21:21,965 --> 01:21:31,172 ♪♪ 1373 01:21:44,482 --> 01:21:46,448 -What was that movie? It was the -- 1374 01:21:46,482 --> 01:21:48,655 He -- He's, like, running tests on a fly. 1375 01:21:48,689 --> 01:21:50,448 -What's the guy that's in "Jurassic Park"? 1376 01:21:50,482 --> 01:21:52,517 Jeff, uh -- Jeff Daniels. -Then he, like, 1377 01:21:52,551 --> 01:21:56,413 tries to -- to splice himself with a -- with a fly. 1378 01:21:56,448 --> 01:22:00,689 ♪♪ 1379 01:22:00,724 --> 01:22:02,551 -"Pet Sematary." 1380 01:22:02,586 --> 01:22:04,655 Aah! Fuck. Kimmie! 1381 01:22:04,689 --> 01:22:14,310 ♪♪ 1382 01:22:14,344 --> 01:22:16,586 -What the fuck was that called? 1383 01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:18,241 -Accepted. 1384 01:22:18,275 --> 01:22:23,413 ♪♪ 1385 01:22:23,448 --> 01:22:25,275 -Holy shit. 1386 01:22:25,310 --> 01:22:28,413 ♪♪ 1387 01:22:28,448 --> 01:22:30,379 -"The Fly"! 1388 01:22:30,413 --> 01:22:34,586 ♪♪ 1389 01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:38,275 [Music slowing down] 1390 01:22:38,310 --> 01:22:43,862 ♪♪ 1391 01:22:43,896 --> 01:22:46,137 [Music stops] 1392 01:22:46,172 --> 01:22:48,724 -Oh, hey. -Shh! 1393 01:22:48,758 --> 01:22:50,448 -No, no, it's -- we're fine. 1394 01:22:50,482 --> 01:22:53,551 Look, this is like an incredible spot I found. 1395 01:22:53,586 --> 01:22:56,034 He never comes over here. 1396 01:23:00,068 --> 01:23:01,758 -Oh! -Oh! 1397 01:23:01,793 --> 01:23:03,965 -God. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 1398 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,241 Whoa. 1399 01:23:05,275 --> 01:23:07,517 "The Fly." Yes. Good. Good. Good. Good. 1400 01:23:07,551 --> 01:23:09,448 Oh, God. 1401 01:23:09,482 --> 01:23:11,482 Okay, um... 1402 01:23:11,517 --> 01:23:13,068 What else? So, what other movie? 1403 01:23:13,103 --> 01:23:14,793 -I don't know! 1404 01:23:14,827 --> 01:23:18,103 -Hey, but there was a talking head. We need to find it. 1405 01:23:18,137 --> 01:23:20,448 -"American Beauty." -I don't think that's it. 1406 01:23:20,482 --> 01:23:22,103 There were experiments and there was a cat. 1407 01:23:22,137 --> 01:23:25,275 -Kevin Spacey has ruined it! -And there was green goo. 1408 01:23:25,310 --> 01:23:26,517 Oh, God. 1409 01:23:26,551 --> 01:23:29,034 -That door over there is wide open. 1410 01:23:29,068 --> 01:23:31,275 -I can't leave her. 1411 01:23:31,310 --> 01:23:34,413 -I'm fully in the belief that Jessie can save all of us. 1412 01:23:34,448 --> 01:23:36,551 I mean, have you seen the shit she was doing over there? 1413 01:23:36,586 --> 01:23:39,103 -Just stop. Stop. It's over. It's over. 1414 01:23:39,137 --> 01:23:41,965 It's over. It's pointless. He destroyed the rewinder. 1415 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:44,551 -It's never over. -Destroyed the fucking rewinder! 1416 01:23:44,586 --> 01:23:56,172 ♪♪ 1417 01:23:56,206 --> 01:23:58,482 -Stay here for one second, okay? 1418 01:24:02,413 --> 01:24:04,551 ♪♪ 1419 01:24:04,586 --> 01:24:06,379 -I'll take a peek out and just... 1420 01:24:06,413 --> 01:24:08,379 -Um, is that a good idea? -Yeah, he's right there. 1421 01:24:08,413 --> 01:24:09,758 Yeah, he's right there. I'm not gonna do that. 1422 01:24:09,793 --> 01:24:11,586 -He's literally right there. 1423 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,137 -Oh, Jesus. -Oh, hey. 1424 01:24:15,172 --> 01:24:18,379 I got it. Rewinding. What, what, what? 1425 01:24:18,413 --> 01:24:20,517 -We're running out of time. We're running out of time. 1426 01:24:20,551 --> 01:24:23,103 -I really think that clock is kind of off. So just... 1427 01:24:23,137 --> 01:24:25,206 -Hey. -No, no, no. 1428 01:24:25,241 --> 01:24:27,517 -You can't die. -I'm gonna find the other one. 1429 01:24:27,551 --> 01:24:29,793 -I'm not gonna die. Press the button. 1430 01:24:29,827 --> 01:24:31,689 -It's your movie. 1431 01:24:31,724 --> 01:24:34,000 You can't die. 1432 01:24:36,103 --> 01:24:38,103 [Whirring] 1433 01:24:39,965 --> 01:24:41,827 -Accepted. 1434 01:24:41,862 --> 01:24:52,931 ♪♪ 1435 01:24:52,965 --> 01:25:04,034 ♪♪ 1436 01:25:04,068 --> 01:25:06,413 -Hey, ugly-ass killer guy! 1437 01:25:06,448 --> 01:25:07,862 -Call him Damon! 1438 01:25:07,896 --> 01:25:11,689 -Damon! Stupid Damon! 1439 01:25:11,724 --> 01:25:13,241 -Mention Jimmy! 1440 01:25:13,275 --> 01:25:16,793 -Jimmy? I hate Jimmy. He's a stupid fucking kid. 1441 01:25:16,827 --> 01:25:28,137 ♪♪ 1442 01:25:28,172 --> 01:25:31,827 It was "Re-Animator." 1443 01:25:31,862 --> 01:25:33,793 -Not accepted. 1444 01:25:33,827 --> 01:25:36,310 I'm sorry. Goodbye. 1445 01:25:37,862 --> 01:25:41,862 -Noooo! 1446 01:25:41,896 --> 01:25:43,724 [Explosion] 1447 01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:48,551 -You okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 1448 01:25:48,586 --> 01:25:50,620 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1449 01:25:50,655 --> 01:25:52,275 Are you okay? -Yeah. 1450 01:25:52,310 --> 01:25:54,241 I'm okay. 1451 01:25:54,275 --> 01:25:57,827 -So, that explosion, does that mean... 1452 01:25:57,862 --> 01:26:00,827 Rick is, like...? 1453 01:26:00,862 --> 01:26:02,689 -Yeah. -Damn. 1454 01:26:08,344 --> 01:26:10,517 -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1455 01:26:10,551 --> 01:26:17,793 ♪♪ 1456 01:26:17,827 --> 01:26:25,275 ♪♪ 1457 01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:32,517 ♪♪ 1458 01:26:32,551 --> 01:26:39,827 ♪♪ 1459 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,758 -Oh. -Oh, thank God. 1460 01:26:41,793 --> 01:26:43,655 [Laughs] 1461 01:26:43,689 --> 01:26:46,241 [Gas hissing] 1462 01:26:46,275 --> 01:26:47,724 Shit. 1463 01:26:49,551 --> 01:26:51,793 [Thud] 1464 01:26:51,827 --> 01:26:59,965 ♪♪ 1465 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:08,413 ♪♪ 1466 01:27:08,448 --> 01:27:16,517 ♪♪ 1467 01:27:16,551 --> 01:27:24,724 ♪♪ 1468 01:27:24,758 --> 01:27:26,551 -I can't get it. -Fuck. 1469 01:27:26,586 --> 01:27:28,241 -Here. Hold on, hold on. 1470 01:27:28,275 --> 01:27:30,689 [Grunts] 1471 01:27:30,724 --> 01:27:32,793 Okay. 1472 01:27:32,827 --> 01:27:34,482 Ready? 1473 01:27:36,862 --> 01:27:38,482 Holy shit. 1474 01:27:38,517 --> 01:27:40,793 There really was a key in my shoe. 1475 01:27:40,827 --> 01:27:53,068 ♪♪ 1476 01:27:53,103 --> 01:27:54,655 -[Distorted voice] Hello, Jessie. 1477 01:27:54,689 --> 01:27:58,551 You've proven difficult to kill once again. 1478 01:27:58,586 --> 01:28:04,137 You may be the final girl, but this is your final act. 1479 01:28:04,172 --> 01:28:05,896 I chose you. 1480 01:28:05,931 --> 01:28:08,206 I chose all of you. 1481 01:28:08,241 --> 01:28:10,379 None of you took horror seriously. 1482 01:28:10,413 --> 01:28:13,517 -Space is science fiction. Horror is, you know... 1483 01:28:13,551 --> 01:28:15,655 -It was always just a joke to you. 1484 01:28:15,689 --> 01:28:19,103 -The "Friday the 13th" one with Corey Feldman. 1485 01:28:19,137 --> 01:28:21,482 -"The Lost Boys" dude? -No, that's Corey Haim. 1486 01:28:21,517 --> 01:28:24,413 -Hey, Damon, don't you remember me? 1487 01:28:24,448 --> 01:28:25,793 -So ungrateful. 1488 01:28:25,827 --> 01:28:27,448 -I don't get it. -Baby, I don't -- 1489 01:28:27,482 --> 01:28:29,862 -So unworthy. 1490 01:28:29,896 --> 01:28:31,517 -Oh, wait. 1491 01:28:31,551 --> 01:28:39,793 ♪♪ 1492 01:28:39,827 --> 01:28:48,241 ♪♪ 1493 01:28:48,275 --> 01:28:56,344 ♪♪ 1494 01:28:56,379 --> 01:28:58,517 -[Kimmie on tape] Hello, Jesse. 1495 01:28:58,551 --> 01:29:04,068 You disrespected my mentor, and you disrespected horror. 1496 01:29:04,103 --> 01:29:07,827 You and Sam were only patsies. 1497 01:29:07,862 --> 01:29:09,586 He meant nothing to me. 1498 01:29:09,620 --> 01:29:13,517 But in the process, I found myself a father, 1499 01:29:13,551 --> 01:29:16,241 a leader, a teacher. 1500 01:29:16,275 --> 01:29:17,758 -Do you know what's going on? 1501 01:29:17,793 --> 01:29:21,586 -I found the answers I had been longing for. 1502 01:29:21,620 --> 01:29:24,000 My troubled life finally had purpose 1503 01:29:24,034 --> 01:29:27,965 with the one man who understood me 1504 01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:30,551 and the rules of horror. 1505 01:29:30,586 --> 01:29:33,827 -Kimmie, I don't understand. We've been together since... 1506 01:29:33,862 --> 01:29:37,655 -How'd you like to play a game? 1507 01:29:37,689 --> 01:29:41,310 You all have been specially chosen to take part 1508 01:29:41,344 --> 01:29:43,689 in this fully immersive experience 1509 01:29:43,724 --> 01:29:45,517 like none other before. 1510 01:29:45,551 --> 01:29:50,931 It's the ultimate Rad Chad Recommendation! 1511 01:29:50,965 --> 01:29:52,551 From beyond. 1512 01:29:52,586 --> 01:29:54,517 [Laughter echoing] 1513 01:29:54,551 --> 01:30:01,103 ♪♪ 1514 01:30:01,137 --> 01:30:03,517 -[Groaning] 1515 01:30:03,551 --> 01:30:13,517 ♪♪ 1516 01:30:13,551 --> 01:30:23,551 ♪♪ 1517 01:30:23,586 --> 01:30:25,517 -What the fuck? 1518 01:30:25,551 --> 01:30:36,275 ♪♪ 1519 01:30:43,620 --> 01:30:46,862 -Horror was my life. 1520 01:30:46,896 --> 01:30:50,551 And ultimately my death. 1521 01:30:50,586 --> 01:30:54,586 I put all my brother's murder settlement money into my dream. 1522 01:30:54,620 --> 01:30:58,413 My emporium. 1523 01:30:58,448 --> 01:31:02,724 But no matter what I tried, y'all didn't show up. 1524 01:31:02,758 --> 01:31:05,551 I can't make ends meet. 1525 01:31:05,586 --> 01:31:08,724 So I'm gonna make meat of your ends. 1526 01:31:08,758 --> 01:31:11,482 -Oh, you -- you're gonna eat us? 1527 01:31:11,517 --> 01:31:14,413 -What? No, that's gross. 1528 01:31:14,448 --> 01:31:16,689 I had this one thing in college when I got really drunk. 1529 01:31:16,724 --> 01:31:17,965 I'm not allowed around goats. 1530 01:31:18,000 --> 01:31:21,517 Still owe my grandmother $300. Anywho -- 1531 01:31:21,551 --> 01:31:22,758 I had my targets. 1532 01:31:22,793 --> 01:31:24,379 Now I needed my missile. 1533 01:31:24,413 --> 01:31:26,344 -It's the Devil's Lake Impaler. -Who? 1534 01:31:26,379 --> 01:31:29,137 -And with a little help from a little friend, 1535 01:31:29,172 --> 01:31:31,931 I had my killing machine and my targets. 1536 01:31:31,965 --> 01:31:33,586 What the hell is going on here? 1537 01:31:33,620 --> 01:31:35,344 -I saw you die. 1538 01:31:36,965 --> 01:31:38,448 -Did you? 1539 01:31:40,448 --> 01:31:43,448 I had formed the partnership that would define my life. 1540 01:31:43,482 --> 01:31:45,103 You're not gonna want to follow him. 1541 01:31:45,137 --> 01:31:46,827 I'm really surprised you lasted this long. 1542 01:31:46,862 --> 01:31:48,586 -Self-destruct sequence activated. 1543 01:31:48,620 --> 01:31:50,172 -We have to go. 1544 01:31:50,206 --> 01:31:53,482 -No. Youhave to go. 1545 01:31:53,517 --> 01:31:57,379 And now it's time to fulfill my legacy. 1546 01:31:57,413 --> 01:32:01,103 -And it is I who will take over his legacy 1547 01:32:01,137 --> 01:32:04,206 once he is dead and gone -- -Hey, whoa, whoa. 1548 01:32:04,241 --> 01:32:07,896 Slow down. Time out. Rewind. I'm, like, 36 years old. 1549 01:32:07,931 --> 01:32:09,275 I got a long time to live. -Well... 1550 01:32:09,310 --> 01:32:11,034 And I work out a lot. I do Kegels. 1551 01:32:11,068 --> 01:32:12,586 -36? -No. 1552 01:32:12,620 --> 01:32:13,862 -Right around there. 1553 01:32:13,896 --> 01:32:16,206 -This isn't even possible. 1554 01:32:16,241 --> 01:32:17,758 I don't understand what's going on. 1555 01:32:17,793 --> 01:32:19,896 -You didn't respect horror. 1556 01:32:19,931 --> 01:32:22,068 But now... 1557 01:32:22,103 --> 01:32:23,793 oh, you will. 1558 01:32:23,827 --> 01:32:27,206 ♪♪ 1559 01:32:27,241 --> 01:32:30,827 -What does that mean? 1560 01:32:30,862 --> 01:32:33,758 -This doesn't make any sense. Kimmie, what is going on? 1561 01:32:33,793 --> 01:32:38,241 -So they're working together? -What is happening? 1562 01:32:38,275 --> 01:32:42,172 -Game over. -Kimmie! 1563 01:32:42,206 --> 01:32:44,551 -I choose the bees! 1564 01:32:46,034 --> 01:32:49,068 -[Laughs] There's my boys! 1565 01:32:51,931 --> 01:32:54,896 Ready to get your kill on, Dio? -Yeah! 1566 01:32:54,931 --> 01:32:56,965 -You know, Han, I never did give you shit 1567 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,689 about how hard you hit me with that rewinder. 1568 01:32:59,724 --> 01:33:01,448 -You never know who's watching. You've got to sell it. 1569 01:33:01,482 --> 01:33:04,965 -Oh, I missed you! -I missed you. 1570 01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:06,310 -Pop couldn't make it? 1571 01:33:06,344 --> 01:33:09,931 -No, but he's awaiting your call. 1572 01:33:09,965 --> 01:33:12,344 [Engine starts] 1573 01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:14,896 Let's go. 1574 01:33:14,931 --> 01:33:18,862 -♪ They're dying to shake you 1575 01:33:18,896 --> 01:33:21,206 ♪ Trying their best to break you ♪ 1576 01:33:21,241 --> 01:33:23,758 ♪ And though the going is rough ♪ 1577 01:33:23,793 --> 01:33:28,068 ♪ You're going home as a hero 1578 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:31,448 ♪ 'Cause there's thunder in your heart ♪ 1579 01:33:31,482 --> 01:33:35,206 ♪ Every move is like lightning 1580 01:33:35,241 --> 01:33:37,068 ♪ There's the power you feel 1581 01:33:37,103 --> 01:33:42,448 ♪ When you get your taste of the glory ♪ 1582 01:33:42,482 --> 01:33:46,068 ♪ There's a fire gonna start 1583 01:33:46,103 --> 01:33:49,758 ♪ And you know they're going under ♪ 1584 01:33:49,793 --> 01:33:51,379 ♪ You can light the dark 1585 01:33:51,413 --> 01:33:56,586 ♪ When they hear your heart of thunder ♪ 1586 01:33:58,068 --> 01:34:00,137 [Telephone dialing] 1587 01:34:00,172 --> 01:34:02,827 [Line ringing] 1588 01:34:02,862 --> 01:34:06,896 ♪♪ 1589 01:34:06,931 --> 01:34:10,000 [Ringing] 1590 01:34:13,172 --> 01:34:17,034 Have the lambs stopped screaming, Papa? 1591 01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,793 Have the lambs stopped screaming? 1592 01:34:21,724 --> 01:34:24,103 Papa. I seriously need to know. 1593 01:34:24,137 --> 01:34:27,655 I'm having friends for dinner. We may need extras. 1594 01:34:27,689 --> 01:34:29,379 Papa? 1595 01:34:30,827 --> 01:34:32,482 Papa? 1596 01:34:34,275 --> 01:34:37,379 Papaaaa! 1597 01:34:37,413 --> 01:34:46,689 ♪♪ 1598 01:34:46,724 --> 01:34:55,620 ♪♪ 1599 01:34:55,655 --> 01:34:58,965 -♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1600 01:34:59,000 --> 01:35:02,310 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1601 01:35:02,344 --> 01:35:05,586 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1602 01:35:05,620 --> 01:35:08,965 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1603 01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:16,724 ♪♪ 1604 01:35:16,758 --> 01:35:20,517 ♪ You've got a friend in me 1605 01:35:20,551 --> 01:35:23,344 ♪♪ 1606 01:35:23,379 --> 01:35:28,310 ♪ When times get tough, you'll see ♪ 1607 01:35:28,344 --> 01:35:31,586 ♪ We've been together for so long ♪ 1608 01:35:31,620 --> 01:35:34,862 ♪ When I'm weak, you make me strong ♪ 1609 01:35:34,896 --> 01:35:38,034 ♪ I know I can depend on you 1610 01:35:38,068 --> 01:35:41,379 ♪ To show the way and see me through ♪ 1611 01:35:41,413 --> 01:35:44,482 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1612 01:35:44,517 --> 01:35:48,034 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1613 01:35:48,068 --> 01:35:51,206 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1614 01:35:51,241 --> 01:35:54,655 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1615 01:35:54,689 --> 01:36:02,310 ♪♪ 1616 01:36:02,344 --> 01:36:06,241 ♪ We'll make our dreams come true ♪ 1617 01:36:06,275 --> 01:36:09,172 ♪♪ 1618 01:36:09,206 --> 01:36:13,931 ♪ There's nothing we can't do 1619 01:36:13,965 --> 01:36:17,206 ♪ We've been together for so long ♪ 1620 01:36:17,241 --> 01:36:20,310 ♪ When I'm weak, you make me strong ♪ 1621 01:36:20,344 --> 01:36:23,620 ♪ I know I can depend on you 1622 01:36:23,655 --> 01:36:27,103 ♪ To show the way and see me through ♪ 1623 01:36:27,137 --> 01:36:30,103 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1624 01:36:30,137 --> 01:36:33,517 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1625 01:36:33,551 --> 01:36:36,931 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1626 01:36:36,965 --> 01:36:40,103 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1627 01:36:40,137 --> 01:36:43,103 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1628 01:36:43,137 --> 01:36:46,586 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1629 01:36:46,620 --> 01:36:49,965 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1630 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:53,379 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1631 01:36:53,413 --> 01:36:59,655 ♪♪ 1632 01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:05,931 ♪♪ 1633 01:37:05,965 --> 01:37:09,379 ♪ I know I can depend on you 1634 01:37:09,413 --> 01:37:12,551 ♪ To show the way and see me through ♪ 1635 01:37:12,586 --> 01:37:15,689 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1636 01:37:15,724 --> 01:37:19,241 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1637 01:37:19,275 --> 01:37:22,448 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1638 01:37:22,482 --> 01:37:25,724 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1639 01:37:25,758 --> 01:37:28,724 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1640 01:37:28,758 --> 01:37:32,310 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1641 01:37:32,344 --> 01:37:35,448 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1642 01:37:35,482 --> 01:37:38,827 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1643 01:37:38,862 --> 01:37:51,241 ♪♪ 1644 01:37:51,275 --> 01:38:03,379 ♪♪ 1645 01:38:03,413 --> 01:38:15,344 ♪♪ 1646 01:38:15,379 --> 01:38:18,206 -Hey, guys. I think we lost Bert. 1647 01:38:18,241 --> 01:38:19,827 Yeah, Bert and I are melded together. 1648 01:38:19,862 --> 01:38:21,793 He's my bottom. 1649 01:38:21,827 --> 01:38:23,137 Guys? 1650 01:38:23,172 --> 01:38:27,379 I'm really, really lonely in here. 1651 01:38:27,413 --> 01:38:31,896 ...aaaaaaa! 1652 01:38:31,931 --> 01:38:35,241 [Crying] 1653 01:38:35,275 --> 01:38:45,551 ♪♪ 1654 01:38:45,586 --> 01:38:49,034 [Maniacal laughter]