WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:22.172 --> 00:00:25.931 -Which would make you final girl. 4 00:00:25.965 --> 00:00:27.344 -Well, then who the hell are you? 5 00:00:27.379 --> 00:00:32.000 -Well, I'm obviously the know-it-all horror guy. 6 00:00:32.034 --> 00:00:33.620 -Security breach. 7 00:00:33.655 --> 00:00:34.862 -No. -Security breach. 8 00:00:34.896 --> 00:00:35.931 -You're not gonna want to follow him. 9 00:00:35.965 --> 00:00:37.413 -Why? 10 00:00:38.655 --> 00:00:41.344 -I'm really surprised she lasted this long. 11 00:00:43.344 --> 00:00:45.413 -I cannot stress this enough. 12 00:00:45.448 --> 00:00:47.586 Stay out. -I wasn't even there. 13 00:00:47.620 --> 00:00:49.758 -Alarm. -Run. 14 00:00:51.586 --> 00:00:52.724 -[Screams] 15 00:00:52.758 --> 00:00:54.827 -Don't mess with the bull, man. 16 00:00:54.862 --> 00:00:57.068 Or you'll get the horns. 17 00:00:57.103 --> 00:00:58.758 -Why would someone give us a sequel? 18 00:00:58.793 --> 00:01:02.172 -What is important here is that we are in a horror movie! 19 00:01:03.827 --> 00:01:05.379 -[Gasps] 20 00:01:05.413 --> 00:01:06.724 -You okay? 21 00:01:06.758 --> 00:01:09.068 -Thank you. Not here, though. 22 00:01:09.103 --> 00:01:10.931 -She's not here. 23 00:01:10.965 --> 00:01:13.413 -I know. 24 00:01:13.448 --> 00:01:14.896 -What is it? 25 00:01:14.931 --> 00:01:17.689 -Just looks like he's staring at me. 26 00:01:19.413 --> 00:01:21.344 -Oh, look at that picture. It really captures his eyes. 27 00:01:21.379 --> 00:01:23.344 -Wait. This is the video-store guy? 28 00:01:23.379 --> 00:01:26.103 -Yeah. There's, like, not anybody here. 29 00:01:26.137 --> 00:01:28.310 [Clears throat] 30 00:01:28.344 --> 00:01:31.034 -What's up, Henry? You piece of shit. 31 00:01:31.068 --> 00:01:32.482 -Holy shit, it's Good Guy. 32 00:01:32.517 --> 00:01:35.931 -Hey, hey, hey, hey. Step away from Mr. Johnson. 33 00:01:35.965 --> 00:01:39.103 -It's okay. Give the kiddies what they want. 34 00:01:39.137 --> 00:01:41.931 -That's the good guy. 35 00:01:41.965 --> 00:01:44.413 -Come on, swoop it. Big swoop on the "K." 36 00:01:44.448 --> 00:01:45.827 Thank you. 37 00:01:45.862 --> 00:01:49.241 -Sweet. I got an autograph from Good Guy's bodyguard. 38 00:01:49.275 --> 00:01:51.758 -Chad -- he has a twin? -I've seen him before. 39 00:01:54.206 --> 00:01:57.172 -Why are we at the video-store guy's funeral? 40 00:01:57.206 --> 00:01:59.413 -Mother. -Ms. Kapowski. 41 00:02:00.758 --> 00:02:03.103 -Darling! Oh! 42 00:02:03.137 --> 00:02:04.931 -Do you know if there's food here or not? 43 00:02:04.965 --> 00:02:08.172 -I believe there are hors d'oeuvres, sir. 44 00:02:08.206 --> 00:02:10.586 -What the fuck's an hors d'oeuvres? 45 00:02:10.620 --> 00:02:14.241 [Metal creaking] 46 00:02:14.275 --> 00:02:20.551 ♪♪ 47 00:02:20.586 --> 00:02:27.172 ♪♪ 48 00:02:31.344 --> 00:02:32.965 -Friends. 49 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:35.068 Family. 50 00:02:35.103 --> 00:02:36.965 Countrymen. 51 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:38.724 Welcome! 52 00:02:38.758 --> 00:02:43.241 First off, I'd like to give a gigantic thank you to Adele, 53 00:02:43.275 --> 00:02:45.103 who just sang that beautiful song. 54 00:02:45.137 --> 00:02:47.931 I'm just so glad you could be here today. 55 00:02:47.965 --> 00:02:53.931 And to my friends and family, who all made that happen. 56 00:02:53.965 --> 00:02:57.689 We're all rolling in the deep together. 57 00:02:57.724 --> 00:03:01.379 It means so much to me that you're here today. 58 00:03:01.413 --> 00:03:06.655 But it also means I've met my tragic, yet likely heroic, 59 00:03:06.689 --> 00:03:09.896 but clearly untimely demise. 60 00:03:09.931 --> 00:03:11.379 Being beaten to death against a tree 61 00:03:11.413 --> 00:03:13.448 while in my sleeping bag... 62 00:03:13.482 --> 00:03:17.931 ...killed by a robot sent back in time to stop the revolution. 63 00:03:17.965 --> 00:03:19.206 Leaving the oven on. 64 00:03:19.241 --> 00:03:20.827 Trapped under a vending machine. 65 00:03:20.862 --> 00:03:22.344 ...an ornate puzzle box. 66 00:03:22.379 --> 00:03:24.448 Great white sharks. Choking on a chicken bone. 67 00:03:24.482 --> 00:03:26.379 Being separated from my conjoined twin. 68 00:03:26.413 --> 00:03:29.379 Electrocution. A broken heart. Buried alive. 69 00:03:29.413 --> 00:03:33.551 A hole punch through my face by the Devil's Lake Impaler. 70 00:03:33.586 --> 00:03:36.448 Yeah, that's it. 71 00:03:36.482 --> 00:03:41.896 And now a hole in me is a hole in all of you. 72 00:03:41.931 --> 00:03:44.448 And I know how hard this is. 73 00:03:46.137 --> 00:03:51.241 But you must keep on. 74 00:03:51.275 --> 00:03:55.793 You must live your lives. You must persevere-ay. 75 00:03:58.034 --> 00:04:01.689 You must stay rad, my friends. 76 00:04:09.965 --> 00:04:12.965 ♪♪ 77 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:14.965 -Time to go, I guess. 78 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:16.655 -Let's get out of here. 79 00:04:16.689 --> 00:04:22.551 ♪♪ 80 00:04:22.586 --> 00:04:24.931 [Gas hissing] 81 00:04:24.965 --> 00:04:29.586 ♪♪ 82 00:04:29.620 --> 00:04:31.655 [People coughing] 83 00:04:31.689 --> 00:04:35.172 [Alarm beeping] 84 00:04:35.206 --> 00:04:37.379 -What the fuck is happening? 85 00:04:39.034 --> 00:04:41.965 -Where's the door?! 86 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:44.586 -Pick him up. Don't you dare drop him. 87 00:04:44.620 --> 00:04:46.655 -Bert, stay close to me! 88 00:04:46.689 --> 00:04:48.103 Stay close to me! 89 00:04:48.137 --> 00:04:49.275 -It's locked. 90 00:04:49.310 --> 00:04:51.172 -Where are his glasses? 91 00:04:51.206 --> 00:04:53.517 He can't see without his glasses! 92 00:04:53.551 --> 00:05:00.413 ♪♪ 93 00:05:00.448 --> 00:05:03.517 -[Coughing] 94 00:05:03.551 --> 00:05:05.551 Hey! 95 00:05:05.586 --> 00:05:06.965 Hey! 96 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:08.793 We're in here. 97 00:05:08.827 --> 00:05:16.655 ♪♪ 98 00:05:16.689 --> 00:05:24.448 ♪♪ 99 00:05:24.482 --> 00:05:26.827 [Glass shatters] 100 00:05:26.862 --> 00:05:36.551 ♪♪ 101 00:05:36.586 --> 00:05:46.344 ♪♪ 102 00:05:46.379 --> 00:05:47.931 -Mom? 103 00:05:47.965 --> 00:05:50.241 Are you okay? -Are youokay? 104 00:05:50.275 --> 00:06:01.379 ♪♪ 105 00:06:01.413 --> 00:06:04.758 -[Deep voice] How would you like to play a game? 106 00:06:04.793 --> 00:06:08.413 [Clears throat] I mean, how'd you like to play a game? 107 00:06:08.448 --> 00:06:11.655 I used to play games all the time by myself as a kid. 108 00:06:11.689 --> 00:06:13.275 This one's awesome. 109 00:06:13.310 --> 00:06:16.413 You all have been specially chosen to take part 110 00:06:16.448 --> 00:06:18.689 in this fully immersive experience 111 00:06:18.724 --> 00:06:20.620 like none other before. 112 00:06:20.655 --> 00:06:25.896 It's the ultimate Rad Chad recommendation! 113 00:06:25.931 --> 00:06:27.758 [Deep voice] From beyond. 114 00:06:27.793 --> 00:06:31.655 But pay close attention. It may just save your life. 115 00:06:31.689 --> 00:06:35.931 [Laughs maniacally] 116 00:06:35.965 --> 00:06:37.827 -I got you, K-Bear. 117 00:06:37.862 --> 00:06:41.689 -[Laughing maniacally] 118 00:06:48.310 --> 00:06:51.517 [Sighs] 119 00:06:51.551 --> 00:06:59.931 ♪♪ 120 00:06:59.965 --> 00:07:08.517 ♪♪ 121 00:07:08.551 --> 00:07:16.931 ♪♪ 122 00:07:16.965 --> 00:07:18.620 [Bell dings] 123 00:07:23.758 --> 00:07:25.689 [Bell dings] 124 00:07:25.724 --> 00:07:33.793 ♪♪ 125 00:07:33.827 --> 00:07:41.827 ♪♪ 126 00:07:41.862 --> 00:07:49.896 ♪♪ 127 00:07:49.931 --> 00:07:51.724 [Music thumping, twigs snapping] 128 00:07:51.758 --> 00:07:53.241 -What's that? 129 00:07:53.275 --> 00:07:55.620 -It's probably just one of the Sure to Die girls 130 00:07:55.655 --> 00:07:58.551 making out in the bushes again, Nancy. 131 00:07:58.586 --> 00:07:59.793 [Door opens] 132 00:07:59.827 --> 00:08:04.862 ♪♪ 133 00:08:04.896 --> 00:08:07.482 -Hey, Tony. 134 00:08:07.517 --> 00:08:09.275 -Got the wrong house again, buddy. 135 00:08:09.310 --> 00:08:11.413 -Yeah, the New Year's Eve party is next door, 136 00:08:11.448 --> 00:08:15.344 and the Sure to Die girls are all ready for you. 137 00:08:15.379 --> 00:08:17.758 I'm sure. 138 00:08:17.793 --> 00:08:19.482 -If you're gonna borrow our knives, 139 00:08:19.517 --> 00:08:23.103 please sharpen before you return. 140 00:08:25.103 --> 00:08:26.827 [Knife slashes, girl screams] 141 00:08:26.862 --> 00:08:28.413 [Thud] 142 00:08:28.448 --> 00:08:34.655 ♪♪ 143 00:08:34.689 --> 00:08:36.586 -Is she okay? 144 00:08:36.620 --> 00:08:39.241 -Well, yeah. 145 00:08:39.275 --> 00:08:41.448 Laurie? 146 00:08:41.482 --> 00:08:46.068 Laurie, honey, you can get up. There was some kind of mistake. 147 00:08:46.103 --> 00:08:49.000 -Oh, I don't think that's a good idea, Ginny. 148 00:08:52.379 --> 00:08:56.275 -[Screams] 149 00:08:56.310 --> 00:08:59.310 -Yeah, that was a bad idea. 150 00:08:59.344 --> 00:09:02.965 -Guys, I think she's dead. -She can't be dead. 151 00:09:03.000 --> 00:09:06.758 She was just studying, having no fun, doing everything right. 152 00:09:10.965 --> 00:09:12.172 -Tony? 153 00:09:12.206 --> 00:09:14.448 -Sally, it might not be safe. 154 00:09:16.655 --> 00:09:20.068 -See? We are the final girls. 155 00:09:20.103 --> 00:09:21.793 Just look at our androgynous faces, 156 00:09:21.827 --> 00:09:23.482 khaki pants, and button-up shirts. 157 00:09:23.517 --> 00:09:29.379 Killers take us for granted. They don't kill us. 158 00:09:29.413 --> 00:09:32.241 [Screaming] 159 00:09:32.275 --> 00:09:42.448 ♪♪ 160 00:09:42.482 --> 00:09:44.620 -[Panting] 161 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:49.482 -Oh, hey, girls. 162 00:09:49.517 --> 00:09:51.206 We're all partying super hard next door, 163 00:09:51.241 --> 00:09:53.000 and we just can't seem to find our beer bongs. 164 00:09:53.034 --> 00:09:55.000 Do you happen to have any? 165 00:09:57.758 --> 00:09:59.620 -Uh, yeah. 166 00:09:59.655 --> 00:10:05.586 I think we have some in storage in the basement. 167 00:10:05.620 --> 00:10:07.137 -What is a beer bong? 168 00:10:07.172 --> 00:10:08.827 You know, the Sure to Die girls thought it'd be pointless 169 00:10:08.862 --> 00:10:12.000 to ask, but, hey, it's almost the '90s. 170 00:10:12.034 --> 00:10:14.137 Maybe you guys have changed. 171 00:10:16.034 --> 00:10:17.689 [Whip, thud] 172 00:10:21.379 --> 00:10:23.344 -[Grunts] 173 00:10:31.241 --> 00:10:33.172 -Guys, I think we've switched places 174 00:10:33.206 --> 00:10:35.724 with the Sure to Die girls. That's crazy. 175 00:10:35.758 --> 00:10:38.103 They're sure to die. What's next? 176 00:10:38.137 --> 00:10:40.413 Is a boy gonna be the last one standing? 177 00:10:40.448 --> 00:10:42.413 [All laugh] 178 00:10:42.448 --> 00:10:43.827 -Good one. 179 00:10:43.862 --> 00:10:46.586 -We're no longer being rewarded for being the outsiders. 180 00:10:46.620 --> 00:10:49.758 -For being smarter than everyone in the room. 181 00:10:49.793 --> 00:10:51.655 -For being a bad-ass. 182 00:10:51.689 --> 00:10:55.448 -For avoiding sex till marriage. 183 00:10:55.482 --> 00:10:58.965 Okay, maybe not till marriage, but I keep all my clothes on 184 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:01.379 during sleepovers and late-night parties. 185 00:11:01.413 --> 00:11:03.965 That's just common sense. -Yeah, of course. 186 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:05.517 -Yeah. [Doorknob rattles] 187 00:11:05.551 --> 00:11:12.655 ♪♪ 188 00:11:12.689 --> 00:11:19.724 ♪♪ 189 00:11:19.758 --> 00:11:21.241 -Where'd he go? 190 00:11:22.620 --> 00:11:24.137 [All scream] 191 00:11:24.172 --> 00:11:27.448 He's gonna kill us all. We need to do something. 192 00:11:27.482 --> 00:11:29.586 -Um, I can throw on that ugly sweater 193 00:11:29.620 --> 00:11:32.862 I've been knitting and be his mommy and shame him. 194 00:11:32.896 --> 00:11:35.724 "Bad Tony. Bad Tony, killer guy." 195 00:11:35.758 --> 00:11:38.068 -I can stay awake for days. 196 00:11:38.103 --> 00:11:41.448 -I can go into hyper-sleep until it all goes away. 197 00:11:41.482 --> 00:11:45.827 -Hey, you're the bad-ass. Get it together. 198 00:11:45.862 --> 00:11:49.206 -Nothing makes sense anymore! 199 00:11:49.241 --> 00:11:51.241 [Doorknob rattling] 200 00:11:51.275 --> 00:12:02.896 ♪♪ 201 00:12:02.931 --> 00:12:04.206 -Hey. 202 00:12:04.241 --> 00:12:06.103 So, I didn't find any beer bongs, 203 00:12:06.137 --> 00:12:08.206 but I did find this cool thing. 204 00:12:08.241 --> 00:12:10.793 -That's a turkey baster. 205 00:12:10.827 --> 00:12:14.758 -Ellen. "It's a turkey baster." Are you mad at me? 206 00:12:16.413 --> 00:12:20.586 Oh, you should try this. This is something different. 207 00:12:20.620 --> 00:12:22.068 -Okay. We have a plan. 208 00:12:22.103 --> 00:12:24.379 So, Tony is only killing final girls. 209 00:12:24.413 --> 00:12:28.931 But what if we use her to distract him while we get away? 210 00:12:28.965 --> 00:12:31.379 -Look at her. Her knees are showing. 211 00:12:36.034 --> 00:12:38.379 -We'll make her one of us. 212 00:12:38.413 --> 00:12:50.827 ♪♪ 213 00:12:50.862 --> 00:12:54.172 [Glass shatters] 214 00:12:54.206 --> 00:12:57.172 -She still looks hot. -So hot. 215 00:13:00.862 --> 00:13:02.068 -Oh, yeah. 216 00:13:02.103 --> 00:13:04.275 -That totally makes a difference. 217 00:13:06.413 --> 00:13:09.793 -Okay, so, we're just gonna leave you down here alone 218 00:13:09.827 --> 00:13:15.344 to, uh, do laundry on New Year's Eve. 219 00:13:15.379 --> 00:13:17.172 -No problem. 220 00:13:29.689 --> 00:13:32.758 [Clock ticking] 221 00:13:32.793 --> 00:13:35.241 -Nothing is happening. 222 00:13:37.758 --> 00:13:39.517 -Where is he? 223 00:13:42.241 --> 00:13:45.827 -I have an idea. -Of course you do. 224 00:13:45.862 --> 00:13:47.413 -It is almost midnight. 225 00:13:47.448 --> 00:13:53.689 And since the old rules don't apply anymore, what if we, 226 00:13:53.724 --> 00:13:56.103 I don't know... 227 00:13:56.137 --> 00:13:59.172 party like we've never partied before. 228 00:13:59.206 --> 00:14:01.103 -That's a good idea. 229 00:14:01.137 --> 00:14:04.275 [Record player crackles, soft music plays] 230 00:14:04.310 --> 00:14:15.413 ♪♪ 231 00:14:15.448 --> 00:14:26.586 ♪♪ 232 00:14:26.620 --> 00:14:28.655 [Music grows harder] 233 00:14:28.689 --> 00:14:34.758 ♪♪ 234 00:14:34.793 --> 00:14:36.241 -[Roars] 235 00:14:36.275 --> 00:14:41.379 ♪♪ 236 00:14:41.413 --> 00:14:43.379 You're so pretty. 237 00:14:43.413 --> 00:14:51.551 ♪♪ 238 00:14:51.586 --> 00:14:54.241 Oh! Ow. 239 00:14:54.275 --> 00:14:56.793 This is fun. [Slaps] 240 00:14:56.827 --> 00:14:59.068 [Door opens] 241 00:14:59.103 --> 00:15:00.965 We're trapped. 242 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:02.758 [Chainsaw revs] 243 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:06.965 -Hello, ladies. 244 00:15:07.000 --> 00:15:08.482 Laundry's done. 245 00:15:08.517 --> 00:15:10.344 Although I think I shrunk that hideous wool skirt. 246 00:15:10.379 --> 00:15:13.379 Not that Laurie needs it anymore. She's dead. 247 00:15:15.344 --> 00:15:16.931 Uh, you're welcome. While you were finally 248 00:15:16.965 --> 00:15:18.724 discovering the joys of personal pleasure, 249 00:15:18.758 --> 00:15:21.482 I saved you from that guy. 250 00:15:21.517 --> 00:15:24.586 Oh, crap. -We didn't need your help. 251 00:15:24.620 --> 00:15:27.344 We've been doing fine the past two decades, 252 00:15:27.379 --> 00:15:31.862 surviving, while girls like you died tragically, 253 00:15:31.896 --> 00:15:34.034 walking alone in the woods, 254 00:15:34.068 --> 00:15:37.103 having sex after a friend got murdered, 255 00:15:37.137 --> 00:15:41.620 partaking in a midnight snack in the dark. 256 00:15:41.655 --> 00:15:43.137 Alone? 257 00:15:43.172 --> 00:15:45.551 [Chainsaw revs] [Final girls scream] 258 00:15:45.586 --> 00:15:46.965 -Just kidding. 259 00:15:47.000 --> 00:15:50.724 You guys are right. You don't need my help. 260 00:15:50.758 --> 00:15:52.655 -Found the beer bong, Buffy. 261 00:15:55.931 --> 00:15:57.793 -I did not mean to do that. 262 00:15:59.793 --> 00:16:01.206 -Leave us alone, you bitch. 263 00:16:01.241 --> 00:16:06.448 -You had a gun this whole time? 264 00:16:06.482 --> 00:16:08.586 -Look, I get it. 265 00:16:08.620 --> 00:16:11.551 You all survived because your resilience and virginal vaginas 266 00:16:11.586 --> 00:16:14.517 gave you the power to fight against the great male gaze. 267 00:16:14.551 --> 00:16:17.000 And it allowed you to be that unlikely savior 268 00:16:17.034 --> 00:16:18.517 of your community. 269 00:16:18.551 --> 00:16:21.517 You proved their sexist theory that being a good girl 270 00:16:21.551 --> 00:16:24.758 meant you were good enough to survive. 271 00:16:24.793 --> 00:16:26.862 Catholic guilt, anybody? 272 00:16:26.896 --> 00:16:30.413 But also, let's be honest, I mean, letting a lady survive 273 00:16:30.448 --> 00:16:33.413 allowed men to spend the entire movie sexualizing 274 00:16:33.448 --> 00:16:36.862 and brutally murdering every other woman in a film. 275 00:16:36.896 --> 00:16:38.724 Women like me. 276 00:16:38.758 --> 00:16:40.655 Who had sex. 277 00:16:40.689 --> 00:16:42.931 A lot of sex. 278 00:16:42.965 --> 00:16:45.379 And maybe didn't love studying. 279 00:16:45.413 --> 00:16:46.862 -Yeah. 280 00:16:46.896 --> 00:16:48.517 -We had no chance. 281 00:16:48.551 --> 00:16:51.413 We were lucky if they gave us pants. 282 00:16:51.448 --> 00:16:55.241 No, no, please. I'm -- I'm very okay wearing this. 283 00:16:55.275 --> 00:16:57.275 One, because it's a cheerleading outfit, 284 00:16:57.310 --> 00:16:59.379 and cheerleading is a sport. 285 00:16:59.413 --> 00:17:03.517 And two, it is very practical for kicking ass. 286 00:17:03.551 --> 00:17:05.655 But more importantly, it does not indicate 287 00:17:05.689 --> 00:17:08.137 that I deserve to die. 288 00:17:08.172 --> 00:17:09.689 Isn't it time we all come together 289 00:17:09.724 --> 00:17:13.241 and let women be women? 290 00:17:13.275 --> 00:17:15.379 Look at that gun. How are you even holding that? 291 00:17:15.413 --> 00:17:17.896 -It's really heavy. -Yeah. 292 00:17:17.931 --> 00:17:22.068 [Fireworks whistling, clock chiming] 293 00:17:22.103 --> 00:17:24.517 -Happy New Year! 294 00:17:28.413 --> 00:17:31.931 ♪♪ 295 00:17:31.965 --> 00:17:34.275 Welcome to the '90s, motherfucker. 296 00:17:37.241 --> 00:17:39.310 -That was pretty good. 297 00:17:42.551 --> 00:17:45.965 -[Distorted voice] Horror fans are "so sick." 298 00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:50.275 That's what you say to us. And, well, maybe you're right. 299 00:17:50.310 --> 00:17:52.586 Maybe weare sick. 300 00:17:52.620 --> 00:17:54.620 Sick of the pretension. 301 00:17:54.655 --> 00:17:56.758 Sick of the world looking down on us 302 00:17:56.793 --> 00:17:59.310 because we don't dare turn away from the violent, 303 00:17:59.344 --> 00:18:02.137 the sinister, the macabre. 304 00:18:02.172 --> 00:18:05.862 Oh, yes. We are sick. 305 00:18:05.896 --> 00:18:08.379 Sick of you judging us. 306 00:18:08.413 --> 00:18:13.344 And now a sickness lies within you, as well. 307 00:18:13.379 --> 00:18:16.448 There's a poison coursing through your veins, 308 00:18:16.482 --> 00:18:20.551 giving you mere minutes to put what you learned from the film 309 00:18:20.586 --> 00:18:22.413 to the ultimate test. 310 00:18:22.448 --> 00:18:25.172 It will do a number on you. 311 00:18:25.206 --> 00:18:28.689 Live or die. Make your choice. 312 00:18:31.896 --> 00:18:33.758 -I-I choose live. 313 00:18:33.793 --> 00:18:35.655 -Yeah. -If it's a choice, right? 314 00:18:35.689 --> 00:18:38.000 -Yeah, d-def -- We choose live. 315 00:18:38.034 --> 00:18:39.448 -We got Bert, guys. We're gonna -- 316 00:18:39.482 --> 00:18:41.862 I think we'll be okay. -Wait, this is a prank. 317 00:18:41.896 --> 00:18:43.206 You all knew Chad. 318 00:18:43.241 --> 00:18:45.310 He wasn't smart enough to do any of this. 319 00:18:45.344 --> 00:18:48.586 -Oi, when it comes to brains, Chad is the dog's bollocks. 320 00:18:48.620 --> 00:18:51.068 -M-Maybe it's like an escape room or something. 321 00:18:51.103 --> 00:18:53.517 -I did one of those once on vacation. 322 00:18:53.551 --> 00:18:55.241 -It's an escape room. 323 00:18:55.275 --> 00:18:57.379 How fun. I love escape rooms. 324 00:18:57.413 --> 00:19:00.862 The key is we have to work together as a team. 325 00:19:00.896 --> 00:19:02.206 I'll be project manager. 326 00:19:02.241 --> 00:19:04.068 I think we should split up into small groups 327 00:19:04.103 --> 00:19:05.482 and each take a section of the room. 328 00:19:05.517 --> 00:19:07.793 That way, we can cover more ground. 329 00:19:07.827 --> 00:19:09.413 -Uh, I did one of these once, 330 00:19:09.448 --> 00:19:11.275 and the key was hidden in my shoe. 331 00:19:11.310 --> 00:19:12.551 -Oi! 332 00:19:12.586 --> 00:19:14.517 -I mean, maybe there's a trap door or something. 333 00:19:14.551 --> 00:19:17.689 -Oh, great thinking. Okay, let's split up. 334 00:19:17.724 --> 00:19:22.068 You come with me. You're a key fixture here, okay? 335 00:19:22.103 --> 00:19:23.724 Don't let anyone tell you otherwi-- 336 00:19:23.758 --> 00:19:25.827 [Retching] 337 00:19:25.862 --> 00:19:28.448 -Oh. 338 00:19:28.482 --> 00:19:31.793 Oh, my God. Are you -- Are you okay? 339 00:19:31.827 --> 00:19:34.724 -Oh, my God. Are youokay? 340 00:19:34.758 --> 00:19:36.379 -Aah! Aah! My arm! 341 00:19:36.413 --> 00:19:38.827 -Holy shit. -You barfed my arm off! 342 00:19:38.862 --> 00:19:40.620 Aaaah! 343 00:19:40.655 --> 00:19:42.620 -I think this might be real. 344 00:19:42.655 --> 00:19:46.965 -[Straining] It's just those damn enchiladas. 345 00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:49.655 -Oh, I got to take a Brad Pitt. 346 00:19:49.689 --> 00:19:50.931 -What? 347 00:19:50.965 --> 00:19:53.620 -[Groans] 348 00:19:53.655 --> 00:19:57.206 -[Retching] 349 00:19:57.241 --> 00:20:05.793 ♪♪ 350 00:20:05.827 --> 00:20:14.586 ♪♪ 351 00:20:14.620 --> 00:20:18.034 -What are you doing? 352 00:20:18.068 --> 00:20:23.068 -I'll never let anything happen to you. 353 00:20:23.103 --> 00:20:27.655 I love you. 354 00:20:27.689 --> 00:20:30.103 -[Breathes shakily] 355 00:20:34.586 --> 00:20:37.137 Is this real? 356 00:20:38.586 --> 00:20:41.241 -You bet, baby. 357 00:20:45.517 --> 00:20:47.275 -Oh. 358 00:20:50.413 --> 00:20:53.758 Holy shit. 359 00:20:55.586 --> 00:20:57.379 Oh, no. 360 00:21:02.551 --> 00:21:04.517 -[Screams] 361 00:21:04.551 --> 00:21:10.655 -Nooooooo! 362 00:21:10.689 --> 00:21:13.241 -Aaaaah! 363 00:21:16.206 --> 00:21:18.068 Oh, no, Bert. No, no, no. 364 00:21:18.103 --> 00:21:20.862 This doesn't look good for you, man. 365 00:21:20.896 --> 00:21:23.931 -I'll make it. -You -- Are you sure? 366 00:21:23.965 --> 00:21:26.379 It's, like, really bad. It looks bad. 367 00:21:26.413 --> 00:21:30.310 -You'll be okay, too. -How can you say that? 368 00:21:30.344 --> 00:21:32.275 You're the one that makes me okay. 369 00:21:32.310 --> 00:21:35.413 You're the one that makes me okay, Bert. You're my rock. 370 00:21:35.448 --> 00:21:37.103 -Kameron! 371 00:21:37.137 --> 00:21:38.620 Look at me! 372 00:21:38.655 --> 00:21:42.551 You always had it in you. You can do this. 373 00:21:42.586 --> 00:21:45.793 I believe in you. 374 00:21:45.827 --> 00:21:48.413 -Really? 375 00:21:48.448 --> 00:21:50.793 Really? 376 00:21:50.827 --> 00:21:53.413 Yeah. 377 00:21:53.448 --> 00:21:54.931 Yeah. 378 00:21:54.965 --> 00:21:58.000 [Retching] 379 00:22:04.586 --> 00:22:07.137 -Everyone remain calm. 380 00:22:07.172 --> 00:22:09.275 We just need to -- 381 00:22:09.310 --> 00:22:11.862 [Retches] 382 00:22:11.896 --> 00:22:13.586 This really hurts. 383 00:22:16.206 --> 00:22:18.068 -What are the odds? 384 00:22:18.103 --> 00:22:19.517 -Oh! -Oh, oh. 385 00:22:19.551 --> 00:22:21.275 -Guess they're finally together now. 386 00:22:21.310 --> 00:22:23.931 -Bert, this is your fault, in a way. I hold you acc-- 387 00:22:23.965 --> 00:22:25.689 Oh, what's that? 388 00:22:25.724 --> 00:22:29.103 [Machine whirring] 389 00:22:29.137 --> 00:22:33.620 -Holy shit. It's a beer-pong table. 390 00:22:33.655 --> 00:22:44.241 ♪♪ 391 00:22:44.275 --> 00:22:54.689 ♪♪ 392 00:22:54.724 --> 00:22:55.931 [Ball clatters] 393 00:22:55.965 --> 00:22:58.965 -I wouldn't do that if I were you. 394 00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:01.586 It's about the numbers. 395 00:23:01.620 --> 00:23:03.379 -The Benjamins. -What? 396 00:23:03.413 --> 00:23:06.448 No, the -- the creepy hooded guy in the video said 397 00:23:06.482 --> 00:23:09.310 that the poison would do a numberon us. 398 00:23:09.344 --> 00:23:12.241 There are numbers on the sides of the cups. 399 00:23:12.275 --> 00:23:14.000 -Okay, so we take the antidote, 400 00:23:14.034 --> 00:23:16.000 we put it in the cups, and we drink it. 401 00:23:16.034 --> 00:23:17.965 -In the correct cup and you're fine, 402 00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:19.689 but in the wrong cup... 403 00:23:19.724 --> 00:23:22.275 -[Retching] -[Screaming] 404 00:23:33.482 --> 00:23:36.620 Probably something like that. -Okay. 405 00:23:36.655 --> 00:23:38.241 -Oi. 406 00:23:38.275 --> 00:23:42.931 So just grab the balls, walk them over, put them in the cups. 407 00:23:42.965 --> 00:23:45.965 -Force field is at full strength. 408 00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:49.137 -No good. That's bad. 409 00:23:52.724 --> 00:23:54.586 -What are you doing? 410 00:23:54.620 --> 00:23:59.103 Chad an I used to be quite the beer-pong team back in college. 411 00:24:02.103 --> 00:24:05.655 But I need a little liquid courage. 412 00:24:05.689 --> 00:24:08.827 [Belches] 413 00:24:08.862 --> 00:24:10.724 [Belches] 414 00:24:10.758 --> 00:24:12.517 What number? -Uh... 415 00:24:14.586 --> 00:24:16.413 12. 416 00:24:21.137 --> 00:24:23.172 -[Cries out] 417 00:24:23.206 --> 00:24:25.655 [Uplifting rock music plays] 418 00:24:25.689 --> 00:24:30.137 ♪♪ 419 00:24:30.172 --> 00:24:32.137 -♪ I'm taking a chance 420 00:24:32.172 --> 00:24:34.172 ♪ Risking it all 421 00:24:34.206 --> 00:24:37.310 ♪ For the thrill of a moment 422 00:24:37.344 --> 00:24:39.103 ♪ I'm taking a stand 423 00:24:39.137 --> 00:24:41.793 ♪ You ain't gonna fall 424 00:24:41.827 --> 00:24:44.655 ♪ And you've always known it 425 00:24:44.689 --> 00:24:48.310 ♪ They're dying to shake you 426 00:24:48.344 --> 00:24:50.827 ♪ Trying their best to break you ♪ 427 00:24:50.862 --> 00:24:53.068 ♪ And though the going's rough 428 00:24:53.103 --> 00:24:57.310 ♪ You're going home as a hero 429 00:24:57.344 --> 00:25:01.206 ♪ 'Cause there's thunder in your heart ♪ 430 00:25:01.241 --> 00:25:04.931 ♪ Every move is like lightning 431 00:25:04.965 --> 00:25:06.517 ♪ There's the power you feel 432 00:25:06.551 --> 00:25:12.068 ♪ When you get your taste of glory ♪ 433 00:25:12.103 --> 00:25:15.517 ♪ There's a fire gonna start 434 00:25:15.551 --> 00:25:19.172 ♪ And you know they're going under ♪ 435 00:25:19.206 --> 00:25:21.103 ♪ You can light the dark 436 00:25:21.137 --> 00:25:27.103 ♪ When they hear your heart of thunder ♪ 437 00:25:27.137 --> 00:25:29.931 -[Laughs] Still got i! 438 00:25:29.965 --> 00:25:31.793 -Try my hand. 439 00:25:33.689 --> 00:25:38.241 -Well, here's to swimming with bow-legged women. 440 00:25:38.275 --> 00:25:40.034 Am I right? -Doesn't hold up. 441 00:25:40.068 --> 00:25:41.482 -Oh, right? 442 00:25:41.517 --> 00:25:44.448 -Um, here. That's you. And this one's for you. 443 00:25:44.482 --> 00:25:45.724 -Well, here is to -- 444 00:25:45.758 --> 00:25:48.896 -No, no, I can just drink. Let's just drink it. 445 00:25:48.931 --> 00:25:50.517 Oh. 446 00:25:50.551 --> 00:25:54.379 ♪♪ 447 00:25:54.413 --> 00:25:57.103 [All groaning] 448 00:25:59.965 --> 00:26:01.586 -Are you some kind of a math whiz? 449 00:26:01.620 --> 00:26:04.379 -No, no, I was -- was Chad's accountant. 450 00:26:04.413 --> 00:26:08.758 But I left to go pursue my dreams of working with children. 451 00:26:08.793 --> 00:26:11.000 Guess that's -- It's all over now. 452 00:26:11.034 --> 00:26:12.310 -Oh, don't say that. 453 00:26:12.344 --> 00:26:15.931 Were you a teacher? -Third-base coach. 454 00:26:15.965 --> 00:26:18.482 Kids will never know when to go home now. 455 00:26:18.517 --> 00:26:20.862 -Well, you really took charge back there. 456 00:26:20.896 --> 00:26:22.931 I like a man of action. 457 00:26:22.965 --> 00:26:26.689 You can get to third base with me anytime. 458 00:26:26.724 --> 00:26:29.103 -Oh! Oi. 459 00:26:29.137 --> 00:26:31.965 -Oh, uh, sorry. 460 00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:34.448 -Guys? -Oh, shit. 461 00:26:34.482 --> 00:26:37.206 [Groaning, coughing] 462 00:26:42.793 --> 00:26:48.034 -♪ Everybody dies in the end 463 00:26:48.068 --> 00:26:50.965 ♪ Everybody dies in the end 464 00:26:51.000 --> 00:26:59.551 ♪♪ 465 00:26:59.586 --> 00:27:07.931 ♪♪ 466 00:27:07.965 --> 00:27:09.586 -Wasn't that fun? 467 00:27:09.620 --> 00:27:13.379 My favorite is Alex's twist on that final-girl trope. 468 00:27:13.413 --> 00:27:17.689 And now on to our next final girl, Miss Daisy. 469 00:27:17.724 --> 00:27:21.413 She's got a killer that can't stop, won't stop 470 00:27:21.448 --> 00:27:23.586 driving her mad. 471 00:27:23.620 --> 00:27:27.241 [Chuckles] Get it? 472 00:27:27.275 --> 00:27:28.689 "Driving Miss Daisy." 473 00:27:28.724 --> 00:27:31.482 -Oh, great. Another movie. -You'll get there. 474 00:27:31.517 --> 00:27:34.689 But this is one of my all-time favorite sequels. 475 00:27:34.724 --> 00:27:39.413 And sequels are the lifeblood of the horror genre. 476 00:27:39.448 --> 00:27:41.275 Wink. 477 00:27:41.310 --> 00:27:44.103 So pay close attention or you might just meet 478 00:27:44.137 --> 00:27:47.827 the same demise as Miss Daisy yourself. 479 00:27:47.862 --> 00:27:50.103 Mm? 480 00:27:50.137 --> 00:27:52.103 -Daisy? I know Daisy. 481 00:27:52.137 --> 00:27:54.206 I was gonna break up with her. I swear. 482 00:27:54.241 --> 00:27:56.862 Please. No. Oh, God. [Knife slashing] 483 00:27:56.896 --> 00:27:58.344 Oh. 484 00:27:58.379 --> 00:28:01.000 Oh, please. Don't stab me. 485 00:28:01.034 --> 00:28:03.379 Oh. Not the hand. 486 00:28:03.413 --> 00:28:04.620 Not the hand. 487 00:28:04.655 --> 00:28:15.965 ♪♪ 488 00:28:16.000 --> 00:28:27.620 ♪♪ 489 00:28:27.655 --> 00:28:29.103 -[Screams] 490 00:28:29.137 --> 00:28:31.241 [Screaming] 491 00:28:31.275 --> 00:28:41.517 ♪♪ 492 00:28:41.551 --> 00:28:51.655 ♪♪ 493 00:28:51.689 --> 00:28:53.517 Who is he? 494 00:28:55.379 --> 00:29:00.137 -He is evil incarnate, conceived in Hell's womb. 495 00:29:00.172 --> 00:29:03.482 Born without a soul, nourished by the teat of the Devil. 496 00:29:03.517 --> 00:29:08.793 Spanked by Satan himself. He is the vessel of death. 497 00:29:08.827 --> 00:29:10.103 -[Whimpers] 498 00:29:10.137 --> 00:29:11.931 -My dear Daisy, 499 00:29:11.965 --> 00:29:13.689 he is your -- 500 00:29:13.724 --> 00:29:15.551 [Knife slashes] 501 00:29:15.586 --> 00:29:25.137 ♪♪ 502 00:29:25.172 --> 00:29:26.793 [Gunshot] -[Gasps] 503 00:29:26.827 --> 00:29:29.931 -Another nightmare? -Stop the car. 504 00:29:29.965 --> 00:29:31.551 -We're almost to my sister's place. 505 00:29:31.586 --> 00:29:34.310 -I said stop the fucking car, Scott. 506 00:29:41.689 --> 00:29:45.827 -Your nightmares always resurface around the 4th. 507 00:29:45.862 --> 00:29:48.724 You know that. 508 00:29:48.758 --> 00:29:50.241 -This was different. 509 00:29:50.275 --> 00:29:54.965 They're getting more, uh, intense, more real. 510 00:29:55.000 --> 00:29:58.896 I have to -- I have to go back to the cabin. 511 00:29:58.931 --> 00:30:02.862 In case he comes back. -Daisy. 512 00:30:02.896 --> 00:30:07.034 It's been over 20 years. 513 00:30:07.068 --> 00:30:10.275 Baby, he's not coming back. 514 00:30:10.310 --> 00:30:12.896 -He always comes back. 515 00:30:12.931 --> 00:30:20.620 ♪♪ 516 00:30:20.655 --> 00:30:22.413 -Fine. 517 00:30:22.448 --> 00:30:26.896 ♪♪ 518 00:30:26.931 --> 00:30:28.655 But I'm coming with you. 519 00:30:28.689 --> 00:30:37.793 ♪♪ 520 00:30:37.827 --> 00:30:46.931 ♪♪ 521 00:30:46.965 --> 00:30:56.068 ♪♪ 522 00:30:56.103 --> 00:30:58.068 -We're here. 523 00:30:58.103 --> 00:31:00.517 [Bird cawing] 524 00:31:00.551 --> 00:31:07.931 ♪♪ 525 00:31:07.965 --> 00:31:15.517 ♪♪ 526 00:31:15.551 --> 00:31:18.068 Wait. 527 00:31:18.103 --> 00:31:19.793 Be right back. 528 00:31:19.827 --> 00:31:30.827 ♪♪ 529 00:31:30.862 --> 00:31:41.931 ♪♪ 530 00:31:41.965 --> 00:31:52.931 ♪♪ 531 00:31:52.965 --> 00:32:03.965 ♪♪ 532 00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:15.241 ♪♪ 533 00:32:15.275 --> 00:32:26.275 ♪♪ 534 00:32:26.310 --> 00:32:28.172 -Daisy. 535 00:32:28.206 --> 00:32:30.517 My dear Daisy, I knew you'd come. 536 00:32:30.551 --> 00:32:37.103 ♪♪ 537 00:32:37.137 --> 00:32:39.448 -Dr. Castle. 538 00:32:39.482 --> 00:32:41.413 You're alive. 539 00:32:41.448 --> 00:32:42.965 -Do you... 540 00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:45.448 know this guy? 541 00:32:45.482 --> 00:32:47.793 -Daisy. Thank God you're here. 542 00:32:47.827 --> 00:32:51.448 I must reveal to you, finally, the terrible truth. 543 00:32:51.482 --> 00:32:53.103 -He is your -- 544 00:32:53.137 --> 00:32:55.827 -Brother. I know. 545 00:32:55.862 --> 00:32:58.000 -Oh. Oh, you do. 546 00:32:58.034 --> 00:33:00.241 -Dr. Castle. 547 00:33:00.275 --> 00:33:02.137 How did you know I would come here tonight? 548 00:33:02.172 --> 00:33:05.620 This cabin and the 4th of July are deeply interwoven 549 00:33:05.655 --> 00:33:08.655 [Distorted] into the blood-soaked fabric... 550 00:33:08.689 --> 00:33:12.689 [Taps] 551 00:33:12.724 --> 00:33:15.241 Into the blood-soaked fabric of the tragic tale 552 00:33:15.275 --> 00:33:17.379 on which you and your brother is written. 553 00:33:17.413 --> 00:33:19.413 Not only did you come here as children, 554 00:33:19.448 --> 00:33:21.931 but it is the cursed sight of the very first night 555 00:33:21.965 --> 00:33:25.103 he came back to enact his revenge on you. 556 00:33:25.137 --> 00:33:27.206 I remember that fateful day of Independence 557 00:33:27.241 --> 00:33:30.206 as if it happened in the fog of a bad dream. 558 00:33:30.241 --> 00:33:32.517 Fireworks going off across the lake. 559 00:33:32.551 --> 00:33:36.413 Finding your friends' corpses. Hearing your screams. 560 00:33:36.448 --> 00:33:39.586 Shooting him dozens of times at point-blank range 561 00:33:39.620 --> 00:33:42.172 only for the bastard to rise up out of the ashes 562 00:33:42.206 --> 00:33:45.620 [Distorted] and give me this. 563 00:33:45.655 --> 00:33:49.000 Daisy, I came back here for the same reason that you did. 564 00:33:49.034 --> 00:33:51.689 The inevitability of Evil's return. 565 00:33:51.724 --> 00:33:53.068 Karma's killer. 566 00:33:53.103 --> 00:33:54.482 Fate's fiend. 567 00:33:54.517 --> 00:33:59.137 Your brother coming back one last time. 568 00:34:01.172 --> 00:34:03.068 -Who the fuck is this guy? 569 00:34:03.103 --> 00:34:04.482 -After the last time I killed him, 570 00:34:04.517 --> 00:34:07.931 I buried what was left out there. 571 00:34:07.965 --> 00:34:10.206 I thought that was the end of it. 572 00:34:11.551 --> 00:34:16.344 The final kill. The start of a new beginning. 573 00:34:16.379 --> 00:34:19.241 -Daisy, I'm afraid there's one more thing I must tell you. 574 00:34:19.275 --> 00:34:21.241 The bond between you and your brother goes much 575 00:34:21.275 --> 00:34:23.310 deeper than merely the blood that you share. 576 00:34:23.344 --> 00:34:25.413 -I don't like where this is going. 577 00:34:25.448 --> 00:34:27.448 -Daisy, you are -- 578 00:34:28.827 --> 00:34:30.000 -[Gasps] 579 00:34:30.034 --> 00:34:32.551 -[Mechanical gasping] 580 00:34:32.586 --> 00:34:34.275 [Body thuds] 581 00:34:34.310 --> 00:34:44.344 ♪♪ 582 00:34:44.379 --> 00:34:45.793 -Oh! 583 00:34:45.827 --> 00:34:52.241 ♪♪ 584 00:34:52.275 --> 00:34:58.413 ♪♪ 585 00:34:58.448 --> 00:34:59.931 [Screams] 586 00:34:59.965 --> 00:35:03.241 ♪♪ 587 00:35:03.275 --> 00:35:06.000 Will? 588 00:35:06.034 --> 00:35:09.689 -I love you, Daisy. 589 00:35:09.724 --> 00:35:11.586 Daisy, shoot him. 590 00:35:15.137 --> 00:35:19.206 -Craaazy night. 591 00:35:19.241 --> 00:35:21.344 -But I watched you die. -Yeah. 592 00:35:21.379 --> 00:35:24.413 And you didn't shed a single tear. 593 00:35:24.448 --> 00:35:28.103 You were too busy crying over your shitty boyfriend, Greg. 594 00:35:28.137 --> 00:35:32.103 -Greg was a good guy. -Greg was an asshole! 595 00:35:32.137 --> 00:35:35.724 I'm a good guy. But you never wanted to date me. 596 00:35:35.758 --> 00:35:37.206 I cared about you, Daisy. 597 00:35:37.241 --> 00:35:41.137 -I cared about you, too. As a friend. 598 00:35:41.172 --> 00:35:43.413 -Don't say that word. 599 00:35:43.448 --> 00:35:44.965 -What word? 600 00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:46.344 Friend? 601 00:35:46.379 --> 00:35:49.310 -I don't want to just be friends. 602 00:35:49.344 --> 00:35:51.206 I love you. 603 00:35:51.241 --> 00:35:54.413 If I can't have you, no one can. 604 00:35:59.586 --> 00:36:00.931 Come on! 605 00:36:00.965 --> 00:36:12.517 ♪♪ 606 00:36:12.551 --> 00:36:24.034 ♪♪ 607 00:36:24.068 --> 00:36:27.241 -[Groans] 608 00:36:27.275 --> 00:36:29.931 Daisy! 609 00:36:29.965 --> 00:36:31.137 You son of a bitch. 610 00:36:31.172 --> 00:36:34.448 You killed your own sister, my wife. 611 00:36:34.482 --> 00:36:39.379 You. You're just a dream. Dreams can't hurt you. 612 00:36:43.482 --> 00:36:47.620 I'm not a dead boyfriend. I'm a dead husband. 613 00:36:49.379 --> 00:36:50.689 [Body thuds] 614 00:36:50.724 --> 00:36:57.448 ♪♪ 615 00:36:57.482 --> 00:36:59.241 -Oh. 616 00:36:59.275 --> 00:37:01.655 -[High-pitched] That's what I was trying to tell you, 617 00:37:01.689 --> 00:37:03.034 my dear Daisy. 618 00:37:03.068 --> 00:37:06.172 You are both indestructible. 619 00:37:06.206 --> 00:37:08.965 Two sides of the same coin. 620 00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:11.206 One light, one dark. 621 00:37:11.241 --> 00:37:14.517 Destined to continue this nightmarish dance 622 00:37:14.551 --> 00:37:19.689 as long as you remain in opposition. 623 00:37:19.724 --> 00:37:21.482 [Wheezes] 624 00:37:25.586 --> 00:37:27.827 [Neck cracks] 625 00:37:27.862 --> 00:37:36.482 ♪♪ 626 00:37:36.517 --> 00:37:37.965 -[Roars] 627 00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:40.068 ♪♪ 628 00:37:40.103 --> 00:37:42.241 [Grunting] 629 00:37:42.275 --> 00:37:52.965 ♪♪ 630 00:37:53.000 --> 00:38:03.931 ♪♪ 631 00:38:03.965 --> 00:38:08.172 Tonight is the night Icome back. 632 00:38:12.172 --> 00:38:16.379 Happy 4th of July, brother. 633 00:38:16.413 --> 00:38:17.689 -Oh? 634 00:38:17.724 --> 00:38:25.965 ♪♪ 635 00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:28.103 -[Screams] 636 00:38:28.137 --> 00:38:30.793 [Whimpering] 637 00:38:32.517 --> 00:38:35.137 [Fireworks whistling] 638 00:38:39.862 --> 00:38:50.551 ♪♪ 639 00:38:50.586 --> 00:39:01.275 ♪♪ 640 00:39:01.310 --> 00:39:11.931 ♪♪ 641 00:39:11.965 --> 00:39:22.620 ♪♪ 642 00:39:22.655 --> 00:39:26.896 [Screams] 643 00:39:26.931 --> 00:39:29.206 -Rad Chad loved you all so dearly. 644 00:39:29.241 --> 00:39:30.620 -Nope. 645 00:39:30.655 --> 00:39:34.724 -But you were so grateful and so disrespectful. 646 00:39:34.758 --> 00:39:36.620 -Fuck this shit. -Honey. 647 00:39:36.655 --> 00:39:39.241 -No. We have to figure out who's doing this to us. 648 00:39:39.275 --> 00:39:41.103 -Well, don't butcher me. 649 00:39:41.137 --> 00:39:43.103 I been across the pond. 650 00:39:43.137 --> 00:39:45.655 -Probably this creepy fuck. 651 00:39:47.586 --> 00:39:50.724 What? You work at the funeral parlor. 652 00:39:50.758 --> 00:39:52.000 You got to be behind this. 653 00:39:52.034 --> 00:39:55.586 -I'm not. They just have good benefits. 654 00:39:55.620 --> 00:39:57.379 -I know who it is. 655 00:39:59.586 --> 00:40:01.137 His name is Sam. 656 00:40:01.172 --> 00:40:04.655 He was the only customer keeping Chad's business afloat. 657 00:40:04.689 --> 00:40:07.448 His ultimate dream was to work at the video store himself. 658 00:40:07.482 --> 00:40:09.655 But he wasn't, um... 659 00:40:09.689 --> 00:40:11.620 right. 660 00:40:11.655 --> 00:40:13.344 We all thought that he died when he took an ax 661 00:40:13.379 --> 00:40:16.586 to the stomach and all of his intestines... 662 00:40:16.620 --> 00:40:18.448 -Owie! -Come on. 663 00:40:18.482 --> 00:40:20.655 There's no way anybody could survive that. 664 00:40:23.034 --> 00:40:26.068 -You can't kill pure evil. 665 00:40:26.103 --> 00:40:28.413 [Slow clapping] 666 00:40:28.448 --> 00:40:35.344 ♪♪ 667 00:40:35.379 --> 00:40:42.000 ♪♪ 668 00:40:42.034 --> 00:40:44.206 -How are you here? 669 00:40:44.241 --> 00:40:47.379 -Oh, I've been here the entire time. 670 00:40:47.413 --> 00:40:49.931 You just haven't looked closely enough. 671 00:40:49.965 --> 00:41:01.275 ♪♪ 672 00:41:01.310 --> 00:41:03.827 -He double-dipped a chip! 673 00:41:03.862 --> 00:41:06.137 He's an animal. 674 00:41:06.172 --> 00:41:08.206 -So here you all are. 675 00:41:08.241 --> 00:41:13.034 At my best friend's funeral. But why? 676 00:41:13.068 --> 00:41:15.172 None of you appreciated the Horror Emporium. 677 00:41:15.206 --> 00:41:17.620 -Huh? -The what? What? 678 00:41:17.655 --> 00:41:20.620 Rad Chad's Horror Emporium. 679 00:41:20.655 --> 00:41:21.896 -Never heard of it. 680 00:41:21.931 --> 00:41:26.448 -No. -His masterpiece? 681 00:41:26.482 --> 00:41:30.103 -His gift to this wretched world that you all let go to waste. 682 00:41:30.137 --> 00:41:32.655 -It was a video store. 683 00:41:32.689 --> 00:41:35.137 I kept telling him, brick-and-mortar is dead. 684 00:41:35.172 --> 00:41:36.448 -Especially in this economy. 685 00:41:36.482 --> 00:41:37.965 -It's just a bunch of dumb B-movies. 686 00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:40.413 -Silence! 687 00:41:40.448 --> 00:41:44.482 Okay. This is the shit that I'm talking about. 688 00:41:44.517 --> 00:41:49.724 You never appreciated Chad, and you don't appreciate horror. 689 00:41:49.758 --> 00:41:51.482 Not you all. 690 00:41:51.517 --> 00:41:53.241 Noooo! 691 00:41:53.275 --> 00:41:54.931 You don't even know your own privilege. 692 00:41:54.965 --> 00:41:58.000 -You're a straight white dude who lives at home with his mom. 693 00:41:58.034 --> 00:41:59.793 -I am a disabled, straight white dude 694 00:41:59.827 --> 00:42:02.931 who lives at home with his meemaw, thank you very much. 695 00:42:02.965 --> 00:42:04.206 You're discriminating against me. 696 00:42:04.241 --> 00:42:06.034 -She didn't discriminate against you. 697 00:42:06.068 --> 00:42:08.724 She just pointed out -- -Facts. 698 00:42:08.758 --> 00:42:10.034 -Yeah. -Okay. 699 00:42:10.068 --> 00:42:13.517 Just shut up! Just shut up! 700 00:42:13.551 --> 00:42:15.310 Jesus. 701 00:42:15.344 --> 00:42:18.241 It is time to play a little game. 702 00:42:18.275 --> 00:42:26.655 ♪♪ 703 00:42:26.689 --> 00:42:34.931 ♪♪ 704 00:42:34.965 --> 00:42:43.517 ♪♪ 705 00:42:43.551 --> 00:42:46.586 -[Groaning] 706 00:42:48.689 --> 00:42:50.103 [Groans] 707 00:42:50.137 --> 00:42:51.793 No, I don't like this. 708 00:42:51.827 --> 00:42:57.137 -And once again, you failed to take horror seriously. 709 00:42:57.172 --> 00:42:59.172 You mocked. You laughed. 710 00:42:59.206 --> 00:43:01.931 You called horror a B-movie. 711 00:43:01.965 --> 00:43:04.862 Well, the real horror is the 10,000 bees 712 00:43:04.896 --> 00:43:07.413 that I just put inside of you. 713 00:43:07.448 --> 00:43:10.620 Can you be like Daisy and pull back the masks 714 00:43:10.655 --> 00:43:14.827 that you hide behind to reveal your true selves, 715 00:43:14.862 --> 00:43:17.275 or will you be ravaged from the insides 716 00:43:17.310 --> 00:43:20.689 by a swarm of angry bees? 717 00:43:20.724 --> 00:43:22.068 Time to get busy. 718 00:43:22.103 --> 00:43:24.448 The choice is yours. 719 00:43:24.482 --> 00:43:27.620 "X" marks the spot. 720 00:43:27.655 --> 00:43:29.241 -I mean, he didn't -- 721 00:43:29.275 --> 00:43:31.206 he couldn't have put bees inside of us. 722 00:43:31.241 --> 00:43:33.241 -Well, we were pretty mean to him. 723 00:43:33.275 --> 00:43:36.344 -You do catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. 724 00:43:36.379 --> 00:43:39.793 -It's not bees. It's flies. -A bee just came out of you. 725 00:43:39.827 --> 00:43:41.137 -A bee just came out of your arm. 726 00:43:41.172 --> 00:43:43.344 -Oh, there are bees! -Oh, my God! 727 00:43:43.379 --> 00:43:45.000 -Oh, God. -The bees are real. 728 00:43:45.034 --> 00:43:46.344 The bees are real! 729 00:43:46.379 --> 00:43:47.827 -Okay, okay. What do we know about bees? 730 00:43:47.862 --> 00:43:50.000 What do we know about bees? 731 00:43:50.034 --> 00:43:51.379 -"Time to get busy." 732 00:43:51.413 --> 00:43:55.000 Busy as a bee. We -- We have to keep moving. 733 00:43:55.034 --> 00:43:56.586 -I don't think that's how this works. 734 00:43:56.620 --> 00:43:58.068 -Yeah. No, no, no, no. 735 00:43:58.103 --> 00:44:01.172 If you stop dancing, the bees start stinging. 736 00:44:01.206 --> 00:44:02.931 So-- Someone give me a beat. 737 00:44:02.965 --> 00:44:04.793 -[Beatboxing] 738 00:44:04.827 --> 00:44:07.379 -Yes. 739 00:44:07.413 --> 00:44:10.655 -What are you guys doing? Come on, you need to focus. 740 00:44:10.689 --> 00:44:12.103 -Maybe we could sweep 'em out. 741 00:44:12.137 --> 00:44:14.689 -What? -You know, like a chimney sweep. 742 00:44:14.724 --> 00:44:18.103 -That's still a thing? -It's coming back in a big way. 743 00:44:18.137 --> 00:44:20.793 Big chimney tried to push us little guys out, 744 00:44:20.827 --> 00:44:23.344 but chimneys are recession-proof. 745 00:44:23.379 --> 00:44:25.482 You should check out my OnlyFans. 746 00:44:25.517 --> 00:44:27.965 Boasts big chimneys. 747 00:44:28.000 --> 00:44:30.724 [Choking] 748 00:44:32.862 --> 00:44:35.724 The bees! I don't want to die! 749 00:44:35.758 --> 00:44:38.103 [Shouting] 750 00:44:40.689 --> 00:44:43.172 [Bees buzzing] 751 00:44:46.482 --> 00:44:48.793 -Hey, guys, I think it's working. 752 00:44:48.827 --> 00:44:50.379 I think it's working. 753 00:44:52.034 --> 00:44:53.482 -Take off our masks? 754 00:44:53.517 --> 00:44:57.862 In the movie, the mask was in the dresser. 755 00:44:57.896 --> 00:45:01.275 "X" marks the spot. 756 00:45:01.310 --> 00:45:03.137 Come get your goddamn keys. 757 00:45:03.172 --> 00:45:05.517 -That makes sense. 758 00:45:09.448 --> 00:45:16.931 ♪♪ 759 00:45:16.965 --> 00:45:24.689 ♪♪ 760 00:45:24.724 --> 00:45:27.206 -It's cinnamon. 761 00:45:27.241 --> 00:45:30.758 -I use it in my garden. It kills bees. 762 00:45:30.793 --> 00:45:32.379 -Oh. 763 00:45:32.413 --> 00:45:36.103 Since I moved to the city, I can't have a garden anymore. 764 00:45:36.137 --> 00:45:37.862 -It's relaxing. 765 00:45:37.896 --> 00:45:39.448 I work for a nonprofit that teaches 766 00:45:39.482 --> 00:45:41.241 inner-city children how to garden. 767 00:45:41.275 --> 00:45:43.931 -Oh, that's nice. Ow! -Okay. Fuck, no. 768 00:45:43.965 --> 00:45:46.551 Have you guys not seen YouTube? The Cinnamon Challenge? 769 00:45:46.586 --> 00:45:47.931 That shit'll kill us. 770 00:45:47.965 --> 00:45:49.793 -You guys, I don't think the dancing worked. 771 00:45:49.827 --> 00:45:52.275 I think it just made them angry. Ow! 772 00:45:52.310 --> 00:45:54.758 One just stung my kidney. 773 00:45:54.793 --> 00:45:57.517 -We don't have a choice. -[Groans] 774 00:46:01.448 --> 00:46:03.448 -[Grunts] 775 00:46:08.724 --> 00:46:17.655 ♪♪ 776 00:46:17.689 --> 00:46:26.103 ♪♪ 777 00:46:26.137 --> 00:46:29.034 [All coughing] 778 00:46:31.137 --> 00:46:33.068 [Spoon clatters] 779 00:46:36.793 --> 00:46:40.344 -We made a huge mistake. We should've chosen the bees. 780 00:46:40.379 --> 00:46:43.827 We should've chosen the bees! [Screams] 781 00:46:43.862 --> 00:46:45.620 -[Screams] 782 00:46:45.655 --> 00:46:47.551 [Coughs] 783 00:46:47.586 --> 00:46:55.896 ♪♪ 784 00:46:55.931 --> 00:46:57.620 -What are you doing? 785 00:46:57.655 --> 00:47:01.000 -It's too late for me. 786 00:47:01.034 --> 00:47:04.758 -No, you still have time. -I'm allergic to bees. 787 00:47:07.758 --> 00:47:09.517 Hey, um, I'm -- 788 00:47:09.551 --> 00:47:11.068 [Coughs] 789 00:47:11.103 --> 00:47:14.344 I'm really sorry about what I said about you earlier. 790 00:47:14.379 --> 00:47:17.655 That really wasn't cool. -It's okay. 791 00:47:17.689 --> 00:47:19.275 I'm different. 792 00:47:19.310 --> 00:47:22.275 But we're all different, aren't we? 793 00:47:22.310 --> 00:47:26.620 And that is what makes us special. 794 00:47:26.655 --> 00:47:29.379 -That's so beautiful. 795 00:47:33.275 --> 00:47:34.344 -Oh, God. 796 00:47:34.379 --> 00:47:37.586 -And it's time for you all to move on 797 00:47:37.620 --> 00:47:39.793 and live your special lives. 798 00:47:41.965 --> 00:47:43.793 -God dang. -Again? 799 00:47:43.827 --> 00:47:46.034 -God. -Seriously? 800 00:47:47.862 --> 00:47:49.655 -Oh, God. 801 00:47:49.689 --> 00:47:56.931 ♪♪ 802 00:47:56.965 --> 00:47:59.241 [Bee buzzing] 803 00:48:01.000 --> 00:48:03.241 [Chains clinking] 804 00:48:03.275 --> 00:48:08.068 ♪♪ 805 00:48:08.103 --> 00:48:10.000 -What the fuck are you talking about, fungible? 806 00:48:10.034 --> 00:48:12.241 -What the fuck does fungible mean? 807 00:48:16.827 --> 00:48:19.379 -Oh. I didn't see you there. 808 00:48:19.413 --> 00:48:22.241 I was just reading about Papa's big comeback. 809 00:48:22.275 --> 00:48:26.448 Anywho, that last film was a real doozy, wasn't it? 810 00:48:26.482 --> 00:48:28.896 But now we have a spooky treat from 811 00:48:28.931 --> 00:48:30.724 [English accent] across the pond. 812 00:48:30.758 --> 00:48:34.379 [Normal voice] It was an early Rad Chad's Rad Recommendation. 813 00:48:34.413 --> 00:48:37.931 So sit back and hold on to your butts. 814 00:48:37.965 --> 00:48:48.241 ♪♪ 815 00:48:48.275 --> 00:48:51.034 -His instructions said, "We want mental openness." 816 00:48:51.068 --> 00:48:52.310 I probably shouldn't have done that. 817 00:48:52.344 --> 00:48:53.931 -The curious cat gets the cream. 818 00:48:53.965 --> 00:48:56.137 -Oh, I'm not sure that's how that goes. 819 00:48:56.172 --> 00:48:57.413 -There he is. 820 00:48:57.448 --> 00:48:59.103 -What am I meant to be looking at here? 821 00:48:59.137 --> 00:49:01.344 -I see it, in the curtains. -What the hell is that? 822 00:49:01.379 --> 00:49:03.172 -It's the "Three Men and a Baby" ghost. 823 00:49:03.206 --> 00:49:05.724 -That's a cardboard cutout of a kid. 824 00:49:05.758 --> 00:49:08.275 -Open your minds, guys. 825 00:49:08.310 --> 00:49:09.793 [Camera shutter clicks] 826 00:49:09.827 --> 00:49:12.310 -This is why you've woken me up at 5:00 a.m. today? 827 00:49:12.344 --> 00:49:14.344 -Apparently, the kid of one of the crew was 828 00:49:14.379 --> 00:49:16.413 messing around on set and then... 829 00:49:16.448 --> 00:49:20.827 He fell out of the window and landed on some prop swords. 830 00:49:20.862 --> 00:49:22.344 They tried to cover it up, 831 00:49:22.379 --> 00:49:24.344 but that just made the ghost kid angry. 832 00:49:24.379 --> 00:49:26.000 -Why were there swords on the set of 833 00:49:26.034 --> 00:49:27.379 "Three Men and a Baby"? 834 00:49:27.413 --> 00:49:30.379 -Open your mind, Rachel. -It's open. It's open. 835 00:49:30.413 --> 00:49:32.586 -My mum always says if you open your mind too much, 836 00:49:32.620 --> 00:49:33.931 you let the bats in. 837 00:49:33.965 --> 00:49:35.413 Squawk! 838 00:49:35.448 --> 00:49:38.758 -Some people say that you can see a shotgun in his hand 839 00:49:38.793 --> 00:49:40.275 because he shot himself. 840 00:49:40.310 --> 00:49:42.724 -So a little kid committed suicide on a film set? 841 00:49:42.758 --> 00:49:44.586 -Yeah. -Grim. 842 00:49:44.620 --> 00:49:48.551 -And he's showing you the gun. He's showing you how he did it. 843 00:49:48.586 --> 00:49:50.896 -Oh, I think they knew how he did it based on there 844 00:49:50.931 --> 00:49:53.310 being a gunshot wound in his head. 845 00:49:53.344 --> 00:49:58.413 -So did he fall out of the window or did he shoot himself? 846 00:49:58.448 --> 00:50:00.586 -It says here it's just Ted Danson in a tuxedo 847 00:50:00.620 --> 00:50:02.862 doing a dog-food commercial. 848 00:50:02.896 --> 00:50:04.137 -In a tuxedo? 849 00:50:04.172 --> 00:50:06.517 -You know, for fancy dogs. 850 00:50:06.551 --> 00:50:15.344 ♪♪ 851 00:50:15.379 --> 00:50:16.793 [Shouts] 852 00:50:16.827 --> 00:50:23.793 ♪♪ 853 00:50:23.827 --> 00:50:30.620 ♪♪ 854 00:50:30.655 --> 00:50:33.172 -Thanks for helping me pack all my brother's stuff. 855 00:50:33.206 --> 00:50:36.310 -You know we wouldn't let you do this alone. 856 00:50:36.344 --> 00:50:39.413 Have you ever seen "Three Men and a Baby"? 857 00:50:39.448 --> 00:50:42.620 -No. -Come on. It's Ted Danson. 858 00:50:42.655 --> 00:50:44.206 Ted Danson. 859 00:50:44.241 --> 00:50:48.413 You know Ted Danson, right? -Who the fuck is Ted Danson? 860 00:50:48.448 --> 00:50:51.000 -Well, I guess the song is wrong. 861 00:50:51.034 --> 00:50:54.000 Everybody doesn'tknow his name. 862 00:50:55.517 --> 00:50:57.724 Why did your brother live in a lighthouse again? 863 00:50:57.758 --> 00:50:59.034 -Everyone always used to tell him 864 00:50:59.068 --> 00:51:00.689 that his head was in the clouds, 865 00:51:00.724 --> 00:51:03.931 so I guess this was his way of living up to the expectation. 866 00:51:03.965 --> 00:51:06.655 -I see what you did there. -Cheers. 867 00:51:06.689 --> 00:51:07.965 -Oh. 868 00:51:08.000 --> 00:51:15.965 ♪♪ 869 00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:23.965 ♪♪ 870 00:51:24.000 --> 00:51:26.448 -Zoe, can I have this? 871 00:51:28.724 --> 00:51:30.517 -Are you okay? 872 00:51:32.965 --> 00:51:34.931 Are you sure you want to stay here tonight? 873 00:51:34.965 --> 00:51:40.172 -Yeah. Yeah. I'm just puzzled why he wanted me to have this. 874 00:51:41.586 --> 00:51:44.827 -Is that the one thing he said he wanted you to have? 875 00:51:44.862 --> 00:51:46.275 -Kind of. 876 00:51:46.310 --> 00:51:48.965 It's more like he wanted me to take care of it 877 00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:51.275 but not watch it. 878 00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:56.379 My brother was into some really weird shit. 879 00:51:56.413 --> 00:51:58.000 -Whoo! 880 00:51:58.034 --> 00:51:59.827 I found the remote. 881 00:51:59.862 --> 00:52:05.448 ♪♪ 882 00:52:05.482 --> 00:52:06.931 -Oh, that's better. 883 00:52:06.965 --> 00:52:10.241 Oh, my God. It's scarier when it's ginormous. 884 00:52:10.275 --> 00:52:13.689 -Is it just me or does he have tentacles for arms? 885 00:52:13.724 --> 00:52:15.000 -It's you. 886 00:52:15.034 --> 00:52:16.551 I think that's just a shadow, Zoe. 887 00:52:16.586 --> 00:52:19.344 I mean, we just want to see what we want to see. 888 00:52:19.379 --> 00:52:22.068 -No, look closer. -Yeah. It's not tentacles. 889 00:52:22.103 --> 00:52:25.275 It looks more like blades for arms. 890 00:52:25.310 --> 00:52:28.068 -But why would a boy who either fell out of a window 891 00:52:28.103 --> 00:52:31.655 or shot himself come back a super-sword man? 892 00:52:34.206 --> 00:52:37.413 [Camera shutter clicking] 893 00:52:40.689 --> 00:52:42.379 What? 894 00:52:42.413 --> 00:52:49.862 ♪♪ 895 00:52:49.896 --> 00:52:52.413 [Fly buzzing] 896 00:52:52.448 --> 00:52:59.827 ♪♪ 897 00:52:59.862 --> 00:53:01.551 [Screams] 898 00:53:01.586 --> 00:53:08.517 ♪♪ 899 00:53:08.551 --> 00:53:10.379 What? 900 00:53:12.068 --> 00:53:14.482 -I'm sleeping with you tonight, Rachel. 901 00:53:14.517 --> 00:53:16.793 -I'll wear my best pajamas for you. 902 00:53:16.827 --> 00:53:18.655 -Do you want to go? 903 00:53:18.689 --> 00:53:27.931 ♪♪ 904 00:53:27.965 --> 00:53:37.172 ♪♪ 905 00:53:37.206 --> 00:53:39.206 -These are your best pajamas? 906 00:53:39.241 --> 00:53:42.241 -I hope you brought earplugs 'cause I snore like a kaiju. 907 00:53:42.275 --> 00:53:50.000 ♪♪ 908 00:53:50.034 --> 00:53:52.241 -Why did you want me to see this? 909 00:53:52.275 --> 00:54:01.655 ♪♪ 910 00:54:01.689 --> 00:54:10.931 ♪♪ 911 00:54:10.965 --> 00:54:20.517 ♪♪ 912 00:54:20.551 --> 00:54:22.517 [Gunshots] 913 00:54:22.551 --> 00:54:24.517 ♪♪ 914 00:54:24.551 --> 00:54:27.413 -[Snoring] 915 00:54:27.448 --> 00:54:37.827 ♪♪ 916 00:54:37.862 --> 00:54:48.517 ♪♪ 917 00:54:48.551 --> 00:54:58.965 ♪♪ 918 00:54:59.000 --> 00:55:00.655 -Aah! 919 00:55:00.689 --> 00:55:09.482 ♪♪ 920 00:55:09.517 --> 00:55:18.034 ♪♪ 921 00:55:18.068 --> 00:55:21.655 [Screaming] 922 00:55:21.689 --> 00:55:29.413 ♪♪ 923 00:55:29.448 --> 00:55:37.137 ♪♪ 924 00:55:37.172 --> 00:55:40.379 -It was sword man. 925 00:55:40.413 --> 00:55:44.862 ♪♪ 926 00:55:44.896 --> 00:55:47.034 -[Screams] 927 00:55:49.724 --> 00:55:51.206 Huh? 928 00:55:51.241 --> 00:55:59.241 ♪♪ 929 00:55:59.275 --> 00:56:01.275 -[Screams] [Glass shatters] 930 00:56:01.310 --> 00:56:11.793 ♪♪ 931 00:56:11.827 --> 00:56:13.551 What the fuck?! 932 00:56:17.793 --> 00:56:20.724 -Come on. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 933 00:56:20.758 --> 00:56:22.793 Fuck, fuck, fuck. Come on. 934 00:56:22.827 --> 00:56:29.206 ♪♪ 935 00:56:29.241 --> 00:56:31.655 -Not again? -No! 936 00:56:31.689 --> 00:56:40.551 ♪♪ 937 00:56:40.586 --> 00:56:49.551 ♪♪ 938 00:56:49.586 --> 00:56:58.551 ♪♪ 939 00:56:58.586 --> 00:57:00.655 -[Growling] 940 00:57:00.689 --> 00:57:11.655 ♪♪ 941 00:57:11.689 --> 00:57:14.689 [Screaming] 942 00:57:14.724 --> 00:57:23.379 ♪♪ 943 00:57:23.413 --> 00:57:31.931 ♪♪ 944 00:57:31.965 --> 00:57:40.689 ♪♪ 945 00:57:40.724 --> 00:57:49.448 ♪♪ 946 00:57:49.482 --> 00:57:51.655 [Door hinges creak] 947 00:57:51.689 --> 00:57:58.275 ♪♪ 948 00:57:58.310 --> 00:58:04.758 ♪♪ 949 00:58:04.793 --> 00:58:07.103 -Shit. God damn it. Fucking Jesus. 950 00:58:07.137 --> 00:58:09.137 Sorry, guys. That got away from me there. 951 00:58:09.172 --> 00:58:10.448 That was -- That was unprofessional. 952 00:58:10.482 --> 00:58:13.517 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't like this. 953 00:58:13.551 --> 00:58:15.655 Okay, so he's the mean, sinister type. 954 00:58:18.448 --> 00:58:19.896 [Coughs] 955 00:58:19.931 --> 00:58:21.689 Now let's play a game. 956 00:58:23.586 --> 00:58:25.896 -Gonna name your dog Chalupa? [Laugh track] 957 00:58:25.931 --> 00:58:27.344 -Other aerosols suck. 958 00:58:27.379 --> 00:58:29.965 -Every night is movie night. 959 00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:36.931 ♪♪ 960 00:58:36.965 --> 00:58:38.344 -They're tropes. 961 00:58:38.379 --> 00:58:41.689 So here's your apple martini and your trope, 962 00:58:41.724 --> 00:58:43.241 Mr. Horror Dude. 963 00:58:43.275 --> 00:58:46.241 Welcome to prime time, bitch. 964 00:58:46.275 --> 00:58:57.620 ♪♪ 965 00:58:57.655 --> 00:58:59.551 -[Grunting] 966 00:59:02.413 --> 00:59:05.241 [Screams] 967 00:59:05.275 --> 00:59:07.034 [Exhales] 968 00:59:09.310 --> 00:59:11.344 It's time. 969 00:59:11.379 --> 00:59:13.896 Your journey has reached a new threshold. 970 00:59:13.931 --> 00:59:15.655 And now... 971 00:59:15.689 --> 00:59:17.344 [Metal squeaking] 972 00:59:17.379 --> 00:59:19.827 Excuse me. 973 00:59:19.862 --> 00:59:21.586 Okay. 974 00:59:21.620 --> 00:59:23.862 As I was saying... 975 00:59:23.896 --> 00:59:26.206 -So, I'm off the clock? 976 00:59:26.241 --> 00:59:28.724 -Okay, could we just have, like, a modicum 977 00:59:28.758 --> 00:59:30.551 of professionalism here? 978 00:59:30.586 --> 00:59:32.689 Okay? I mean, what kind of ship do you think we're running? 979 00:59:32.724 --> 00:59:35.965 -Hey. No, that's on me. I get you. Let's get back to it. 980 00:59:36.000 --> 00:59:37.689 -Jesus. 981 00:59:37.724 --> 00:59:40.344 Unbelievable. 982 00:59:40.379 --> 00:59:42.689 Okay, as I was saying before I -- 983 00:59:42.724 --> 00:59:45.379 [Metal squeaking] 984 00:59:45.413 --> 00:59:49.448 As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, 985 00:59:49.482 --> 00:59:54.655 it is now time for one of you to walk the path 986 00:59:54.689 --> 00:59:57.034 less walk-ed. 987 00:59:57.068 --> 00:59:59.344 Not walked a lot or whatever. 988 00:59:59.379 --> 01:00:01.827 One of you will take this camera and venture 989 01:00:01.862 --> 01:00:07.241 into the depths of horror not yet known and not yet found, 990 01:00:07.275 --> 01:00:10.448 although the footage will be found at a later time. 991 01:00:10.482 --> 01:00:12.241 Okay. This is really -- I'm fucking this up. 992 01:00:12.275 --> 01:00:14.448 And it's because that little fucking freak 993 01:00:14.482 --> 01:00:16.206 threw me off of my game, and the TV 994 01:00:16.241 --> 01:00:17.482 is kind of tugging on my neck a little bit. 995 01:00:17.517 --> 01:00:19.413 So let's just get this over with, okay? 996 01:00:19.448 --> 01:00:21.931 Go into the darkness and find the key to release your friends. 997 01:00:21.965 --> 01:00:23.896 If you succeed, they will be spared. 998 01:00:23.931 --> 01:00:25.206 If you fail, 999 01:00:25.241 --> 01:00:26.620 their skin will be ripped from their bodies. 1000 01:00:26.655 --> 01:00:30.827 Oh, and whatever you do, don't stop filming. 1001 01:00:30.862 --> 01:00:38.103 Now, who among you is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice? 1002 01:00:38.137 --> 01:00:40.137 Choose wisely. 1003 01:00:40.172 --> 01:00:42.068 -I mean, how do we choose? 1004 01:00:42.103 --> 01:00:44.586 -We could Rochambeau. -Excuse me. 1005 01:00:44.620 --> 01:00:47.275 Bo's dead. 1006 01:00:47.310 --> 01:00:49.310 -I'll do it. -Like hell you will. 1007 01:00:49.344 --> 01:00:51.379 -Hey, maybe we should do rock, paper, scissors. 1008 01:00:51.413 --> 01:00:54.172 -Hey, I think you're a fucking idiot. 1009 01:00:54.206 --> 01:00:57.310 Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. 1010 01:00:57.344 --> 01:01:01.620 Catch a tiger by its toe. 1011 01:01:01.655 --> 01:01:04.931 If he hollers, make him pay $50 every day. 1012 01:01:04.965 --> 01:01:09.172 And you are... 1013 01:01:09.206 --> 01:01:10.586 it. 1014 01:01:10.620 --> 01:01:11.827 [Laughing] 1015 01:01:11.862 --> 01:01:13.379 -No. 1016 01:01:16.689 --> 01:01:19.551 -Okay, here I am. -No, no, no. 1017 01:01:19.586 --> 01:01:21.241 You can't do that, Mom. 1018 01:01:21.275 --> 01:01:23.965 -I've dealt with puny men like him before. 1019 01:01:24.000 --> 01:01:26.517 But look, if something happens, 1020 01:01:26.551 --> 01:01:31.137 I want you to know I'm fully supportive of... 1021 01:01:31.172 --> 01:01:35.103 -Wait, really? -Love is love, baby. 1022 01:01:37.137 --> 01:01:38.586 -Oh, God. -Watch it, mad man. 1023 01:01:38.620 --> 01:01:41.206 -And now you all lose because you're all losers. 1024 01:01:41.241 --> 01:01:42.379 Every single one of you. 1025 01:01:42.413 --> 01:01:45.724 -It's go time, bitch. -Good. 1026 01:01:45.758 --> 01:01:48.379 That's real good. [Alarm buzzes] 1027 01:01:48.413 --> 01:02:00.172 ♪♪ 1028 01:02:00.206 --> 01:02:04.551 Now let the suffering begin. 1029 01:02:04.586 --> 01:02:07.448 Ooh! Watch that shit. 1030 01:02:07.482 --> 01:02:10.793 Watch it. -Come on, Mom. Come on. 1031 01:02:10.827 --> 01:02:13.827 -[Panting] 1032 01:02:13.862 --> 01:02:15.793 [Alarm buzzes] 1033 01:02:15.827 --> 01:02:18.758 [Rattling] 1034 01:02:18.793 --> 01:02:20.241 -Oh! 1035 01:02:20.275 --> 01:02:21.827 Oh, God. 1036 01:02:21.862 --> 01:02:24.793 [Alarm buzzes] Aah! Shit! 1037 01:02:24.827 --> 01:02:26.310 -Oh. 1038 01:02:29.965 --> 01:02:31.724 [Alarm buzzes] 1039 01:02:34.655 --> 01:02:37.379 -Am I the only one that's getting hit with these things? 1040 01:02:37.413 --> 01:02:39.965 -Must suck, man. 1041 01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:42.689 -Ow! God! 1042 01:02:42.724 --> 01:02:45.379 -Hey, I found a key. 1043 01:02:45.413 --> 01:02:47.551 [Screams] 1044 01:02:47.586 --> 01:02:48.758 [Alarm buzzes] 1045 01:02:48.793 --> 01:02:51.103 -[Gasps] What the fuck is that? 1046 01:02:51.137 --> 01:02:53.586 -Ah! This is the greatest day of my life. 1047 01:02:53.620 --> 01:02:56.758 -What the fuck is up, Sam? 1048 01:02:56.793 --> 01:02:59.827 My nipple? Really? My nipple? 1049 01:02:59.862 --> 01:03:01.517 Oh! My penis. 1050 01:03:01.551 --> 01:03:03.586 Oh, God! 1051 01:03:05.724 --> 01:03:10.413 -You have played valiantly, but now it must come to an end. 1052 01:03:12.241 --> 01:03:15.965 I have such sights to show you. 1053 01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:17.793 -[Screams] 1054 01:03:17.827 --> 01:03:28.965 ♪♪ 1055 01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:31.724 -Why?! 1056 01:03:31.758 --> 01:03:34.413 Oh, the humanity! 1057 01:03:34.448 --> 01:03:37.586 [Clock ticking] 1058 01:03:37.620 --> 01:03:39.482 -[Screams] 1059 01:03:39.517 --> 01:03:43.000 [Monster snarling] 1060 01:03:43.034 --> 01:03:45.448 -Is it good? 1061 01:03:45.482 --> 01:03:47.655 What's happening? Hey, everybody. 1062 01:03:47.689 --> 01:03:51.310 All joking aside, if you are uncomfortable right now 1063 01:03:51.344 --> 01:03:54.103 and you've had enough suffering, let me know and we'll go ahead 1064 01:03:54.137 --> 01:03:55.896 and find a way for you to leave early. 1065 01:03:55.931 --> 01:03:59.275 -Oh, God, yes. Please stop. 1066 01:03:59.310 --> 01:04:00.344 -Gross. 1067 01:04:00.379 --> 01:04:02.034 -It's never gonna fucking stop. 1068 01:04:02.068 --> 01:04:03.206 -I'm gonna fucking kill you. 1069 01:04:03.241 --> 01:04:06.137 -I will tear your soul apart. 1070 01:04:08.448 --> 01:04:10.137 -Mom! 1071 01:04:10.172 --> 01:04:12.413 -Oh, you're alive. Very impressive. 1072 01:04:12.448 --> 01:04:13.965 But ultimately, it doesn't matter 1073 01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:15.379 because you didn't get the key. 1074 01:04:15.413 --> 01:04:17.379 Sorry. You lose. 1075 01:04:17.413 --> 01:04:22.931 ♪♪ 1076 01:04:22.965 --> 01:04:24.655 Jesus wept. 1077 01:04:24.689 --> 01:04:27.379 ♪♪ 1078 01:04:27.413 --> 01:04:29.448 [Alarm buzzes] 1079 01:04:29.482 --> 01:04:32.068 -Okay. It's time for me to finally skedaddle. 1080 01:04:32.103 --> 01:04:33.448 I'll see you in the third one, okay? 1081 01:04:33.482 --> 01:04:35.000 -Oh, great. The chains are gone. Thanks. 1082 01:04:35.034 --> 01:04:36.586 That's the really -- 1083 01:04:36.620 --> 01:04:39.517 That was the really uncomfortable part for me. 1084 01:04:39.551 --> 01:04:42.034 [Chains whipping] 1085 01:04:42.068 --> 01:04:43.931 [Squelching] 1086 01:04:43.965 --> 01:04:47.344 ♪♪ 1087 01:04:47.379 --> 01:04:50.103 -No! 1088 01:04:50.137 --> 01:04:53.551 -No! -Oh, God! 1089 01:04:53.586 --> 01:04:58.448 ♪♪ 1090 01:04:58.482 --> 01:05:01.000 -You asshole. She won fair and square. 1091 01:05:01.034 --> 01:05:03.206 -You're the square. -Fuck you. 1092 01:05:03.241 --> 01:05:04.758 -Pfft, whatever. I don't make the rules. 1093 01:05:04.793 --> 01:05:07.172 -What are you talking about? This is your game! 1094 01:05:07.206 --> 01:05:09.310 -Okay, but she fucking called me a bitch! 1095 01:05:09.344 --> 01:05:11.310 -[Groans] -Hey, and you know what? 1096 01:05:11.344 --> 01:05:13.448 By the way, while I'm thinking of it. 1097 01:05:13.482 --> 01:05:16.620 fuck you and fuck you and fuck you. 1098 01:05:16.655 --> 01:05:20.482 And you know what? You're a fucking stupid face. 1099 01:05:20.517 --> 01:05:24.137 Oh, my goodness. I'm having way too much fun. 1100 01:05:24.172 --> 01:05:26.689 Y'all look so stupid right now. 1101 01:05:26.724 --> 01:05:28.620 Every single one of you are gonna fucking die 1102 01:05:28.655 --> 01:05:31.931 because you're all losers, every single one of you. 1103 01:05:31.965 --> 01:05:33.931 I look really cool right now and bad-ass, 1104 01:05:33.965 --> 01:05:36.620 and y'all look really helpless and stupid. 1105 01:05:36.655 --> 01:05:40.793 [Sobbing dramatically] 1106 01:05:40.827 --> 01:05:50.655 ♪♪ 1107 01:05:50.689 --> 01:06:00.379 ♪♪ 1108 01:06:00.413 --> 01:06:02.965 -You got to keep the mood in here alive. 1109 01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:04.620 -Oh, Chad. 1110 01:06:04.655 --> 01:06:06.689 You are gonna flip your shit. 1111 01:06:06.724 --> 01:06:10.379 Nobody knows movies like I do. You're making a huge mistake. 1112 01:06:10.413 --> 01:06:13.448 -People don't like you. I mean, look at your face. 1113 01:06:13.482 --> 01:06:14.965 I just want to punch you. -Chad. 1114 01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:19.551 I'm always here, and I will always be here, 1115 01:06:19.586 --> 01:06:23.379 until you give me the job that was rightfully mine. 1116 01:06:23.413 --> 01:06:26.206 ♪♪ 1117 01:06:34.689 --> 01:06:36.551 -Oh. Huh. 1118 01:06:40.896 --> 01:06:42.379 All right. 1119 01:06:42.413 --> 01:06:45.655 -Congrats on making it this far in the game. 1120 01:06:45.689 --> 01:06:49.862 And to think you guys did it all as a team. 1121 01:06:49.896 --> 01:06:53.068 You are truly doing the Lord's work. 1122 01:06:53.103 --> 01:06:55.275 I would know. 1123 01:06:55.310 --> 01:06:58.448 I was just speaking with him a few minutes ago. 1124 01:06:59.793 --> 01:07:03.896 Speaking of being dead, you're about to watch a banger. 1125 01:07:03.931 --> 01:07:06.275 It's about all the things that happen 1126 01:07:06.310 --> 01:07:08.275 when you mess with dead people. 1127 01:07:08.310 --> 01:07:09.758 [Laughs] 1128 01:07:09.793 --> 01:07:12.482 Toodle-ooh. 1129 01:07:12.517 --> 01:07:21.310 ♪♪ 1130 01:07:21.344 --> 01:07:25.000 -This is not the first time Jason died. 1131 01:07:25.034 --> 01:07:27.965 It was the summer of 1993. 1132 01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:30.827 Hottest summer on record. 1133 01:07:30.862 --> 01:07:33.344 We were 12 going on 13, 1134 01:07:33.379 --> 01:07:36.689 the last year before we became teenagers. 1135 01:07:38.344 --> 01:07:41.482 Thick as thieves, they called us. 1136 01:07:41.517 --> 01:07:45.586 The only thing stolen that summer was my heart. 1137 01:07:49.000 --> 01:07:50.379 -Come on, guys. 1138 01:07:50.413 --> 01:07:53.103 I got to get back soon or my mum's gonna kill me. 1139 01:07:53.137 --> 01:07:56.275 -He's not wrong. Jason's mum was something sinister. 1140 01:07:56.310 --> 01:07:57.896 She's the original Karen. 1141 01:07:57.931 --> 01:08:01.793 If she were a horror movie, she'd be "Karen: Origins." 1142 01:08:01.827 --> 01:08:04.275 Sometimes I think we all harken back to the days of -- 1143 01:08:04.310 --> 01:08:06.655 -Holy shit! A dead body! 1144 01:08:06.689 --> 01:08:11.689 ♪♪ 1145 01:08:11.724 --> 01:08:14.103 Holy shit. A gun. 1146 01:08:14.137 --> 01:08:16.275 -Was that his? -What? 1147 01:08:16.310 --> 01:08:18.103 Shit, no. This is my dad's. 1148 01:08:18.137 --> 01:08:19.896 He brought it back from Desert Storm. 1149 01:08:19.931 --> 01:08:21.689 Shot Saddam in the face with it. 1150 01:08:21.724 --> 01:08:24.689 Now he's got one of his lookalikes pretending to be him. 1151 01:08:24.724 --> 01:08:28.896 Uh, thank you, Ellie's dad, for his service, I think. 1152 01:08:28.931 --> 01:08:30.724 And -- And why have you got it? 1153 01:08:30.758 --> 01:08:32.310 -Because it's cool. 1154 01:08:32.344 --> 01:08:35.241 -[Gulps] -Guys, I have an idea. 1155 01:08:35.275 --> 01:08:41.551 ♪♪ 1156 01:08:41.586 --> 01:08:45.413 -How do we know this even works? -Well, it worked on telly. 1157 01:08:45.448 --> 01:08:47.413 [Cat meows] 1158 01:08:47.448 --> 01:08:50.620 -He looks like he's seen better days. 1159 01:08:50.655 --> 01:08:54.068 -He has. But life finds a way. 1160 01:08:54.103 --> 01:08:57.655 -Yeah. Are we sure this is, like, a good idea or -- 1161 01:08:57.689 --> 01:09:00.965 Was climbing Mount Everest a bad idea, Jason? 1162 01:09:01.000 --> 01:09:02.655 -For some people? 1163 01:09:02.689 --> 01:09:05.689 -Look, when are we ever gonna find another real-life dead guy? 1164 01:09:05.724 --> 01:09:08.689 -In a couple hours if Jason's not home for dinner. 1165 01:09:08.724 --> 01:09:12.206 -Jason will be fine. Let's bring this dude back to life. 1166 01:09:12.241 --> 01:09:14.000 -Yeah. 1167 01:09:17.241 --> 01:09:19.068 -How long is it supposed to take? 1168 01:09:19.103 --> 01:09:21.655 -Everything okay down there? -Yeah! 1169 01:09:23.068 --> 01:09:24.448 -Does anybody want a drink? 1170 01:09:24.482 --> 01:09:28.137 We've got OJ, soda, purple stuff, Sunny Delight. 1171 01:09:28.172 --> 01:09:32.482 -Ooh. Ooh. I love SunnyD. It's got solar energy. 1172 01:09:32.517 --> 01:09:34.275 -No, thanks, Stat's mum. We're fine. 1173 01:09:34.310 --> 01:09:36.413 -Okay, then. You kids have fun. 1174 01:09:36.448 --> 01:09:38.172 I'll just be shutting the door now 1175 01:09:38.206 --> 01:09:40.310 and soundproofing it for no reason. 1176 01:09:40.344 --> 01:09:43.275 -[Screams] -[Ellie screams] 1177 01:09:43.310 --> 01:09:45.241 [Gunshot] 1178 01:09:45.275 --> 01:09:51.206 ♪♪ 1179 01:09:51.241 --> 01:09:56.931 ♪♪ 1180 01:09:56.965 --> 01:09:58.482 -[Spits] 1181 01:09:58.517 --> 01:09:59.655 -Ugh. 1182 01:09:59.689 --> 01:10:02.551 -[Screams, echoing] 1183 01:10:04.724 --> 01:10:06.310 -Okay, maybe this time, 1184 01:10:06.344 --> 01:10:08.068 we don't shoot him in the face right away. 1185 01:10:08.103 --> 01:10:10.758 -Sorry. I'm not a trained killer like my dad. 1186 01:10:10.793 --> 01:10:12.586 -[Sighs] I want to go home. 1187 01:10:12.620 --> 01:10:13.896 -It's gonna be okay, mate. 1188 01:10:13.931 --> 01:10:15.827 I promise we'll get you there real soon. 1189 01:10:15.862 --> 01:10:18.172 -[Screams] 1190 01:10:19.862 --> 01:10:23.034 -[Groans] -Holy shit. 1191 01:10:23.068 --> 01:10:27.172 -Uh, hello, mate. Sorry, I didn't catch your name. 1192 01:10:27.206 --> 01:10:31.379 I'm Cooper. Can you say that? Cooper? 1193 01:10:31.413 --> 01:10:33.413 -[Grumbles] 1194 01:10:36.448 --> 01:10:39.137 Stop murdering me. 1195 01:10:42.551 --> 01:10:45.275 -[Screaming] 1196 01:10:45.310 --> 01:10:56.551 ♪♪ 1197 01:10:56.586 --> 01:11:07.896 ♪♪ 1198 01:11:07.931 --> 01:11:10.620 -[Grumbling indistinctly] 1199 01:11:10.655 --> 01:11:15.275 -That's my girlfriend, you dead prick. 1200 01:11:15.310 --> 01:11:16.724 -Labels. 1201 01:11:19.482 --> 01:11:21.517 -Time to die. 1202 01:11:21.551 --> 01:11:23.724 Again. 1203 01:11:23.758 --> 01:11:26.172 [Gun clicking] 1204 01:11:28.689 --> 01:11:30.275 No. 1205 01:11:33.172 --> 01:11:36.034 -Time to die. 1206 01:11:39.000 --> 01:11:40.620 -Motherfucker! 1207 01:11:40.655 --> 01:11:42.827 -Hey, now. Language. -Huh? 1208 01:11:42.862 --> 01:11:46.482 -I tell you, I open the soundproof door for 5 seconds 1209 01:11:46.517 --> 01:11:49.241 to offer you snacks, and I hear you swearing. 1210 01:11:49.275 --> 01:11:51.275 You don't talk to people that way, do you? 1211 01:11:51.310 --> 01:11:53.862 -No, Stat's mum. -Excuse me. 1212 01:11:53.896 --> 01:11:55.517 -No, Stat's mum. 1213 01:11:55.551 --> 01:11:58.551 -Now, that's more like it. Hey, Jason. 1214 01:11:58.586 --> 01:12:02.068 Your mom called, hon. Dinner will be ready at seven. 1215 01:12:02.103 --> 01:12:05.793 Best not to be late. And who shoes are these? 1216 01:12:05.827 --> 01:12:07.931 You better not be trying to reanimate 1217 01:12:07.965 --> 01:12:09.413 a homeless man's corpse again. 1218 01:12:09.448 --> 01:12:12.551 -Of course not, Mum. -Don't make me come down there. 1219 01:12:15.758 --> 01:12:18.655 [Sword slashes, squelching] 1220 01:12:18.689 --> 01:12:22.862 ♪♪ 1221 01:12:22.896 --> 01:12:24.551 -That's for Jason. 1222 01:12:24.586 --> 01:12:29.517 ♪♪ 1223 01:12:29.551 --> 01:12:31.413 -Holy shit. A sword. 1224 01:12:31.448 --> 01:12:34.689 -Right? Some weird shit down here. 1225 01:12:36.310 --> 01:12:37.793 -Are we sure this is a good idea? 1226 01:12:37.827 --> 01:12:39.379 -Oh, yeah, 100%. 1227 01:12:39.413 --> 01:12:41.310 Then you should shoot him in the face right away again. 1228 01:12:41.344 --> 01:12:42.965 -Are you seriously gonna make me apologize 1229 01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:45.482 for murdering you when you were already dead? 1230 01:12:45.517 --> 01:12:46.620 -Oh, right. 1231 01:12:46.655 --> 01:12:49.103 -Hey, at least his speech is getting better. 1232 01:12:49.137 --> 01:12:50.758 You're the one who wants to do this to Jason. 1233 01:12:50.793 --> 01:12:52.655 I mean, it turned this guy into a complete A-hole. 1234 01:12:52.689 --> 01:12:56.965 -No. Shooting me in the face turned me into an A-hole. 1235 01:12:57.000 --> 01:12:58.517 Also, I was always an A-hole. 1236 01:12:58.551 --> 01:13:00.379 -I'm more worried about Jason's mum being an A-hole 1237 01:13:00.413 --> 01:13:03.034 if he's not home by seven. True, but, like -- 1238 01:13:03.068 --> 01:13:05.137 -We'll get him a scarf. She won't even notice. 1239 01:13:05.172 --> 01:13:06.689 -But I'llnotice. 1240 01:13:06.724 --> 01:13:09.206 And what does that even mean? Are you doing one-liners? 1241 01:13:09.241 --> 01:13:11.068 -I'm playing on the notion that my idea of fashion 1242 01:13:11.103 --> 01:13:12.758 is more important than his parents finding out 1243 01:13:12.793 --> 01:13:14.206 that we killed him. 1244 01:13:14.241 --> 01:13:15.758 -You know, for a dead bloke with a hole in his neck, 1245 01:13:15.793 --> 01:13:18.793 you never shut up. -Guys, we got to get going. 1246 01:13:20.379 --> 01:13:23.413 -Come on, Jason. We need to you back, mate. 1247 01:13:25.689 --> 01:13:29.724 -So, turns out 12 year olds aren't very good at this whole 1248 01:13:29.758 --> 01:13:32.103 reanimating-a-corpse science. 1249 01:13:32.137 --> 01:13:33.689 After multiple attempts, 1250 01:13:33.724 --> 01:13:37.551 we quickly learned that we probably just made things worse. 1251 01:13:37.586 --> 01:13:42.172 ♪♪ 1252 01:13:42.206 --> 01:13:44.379 -What do we do now? It's almost seven. 1253 01:13:44.413 --> 01:13:47.413 -Tabby has a calming effect on him, at least. 1254 01:13:52.344 --> 01:13:55.137 -We're gonna need a bigger scarf. 1255 01:13:55.172 --> 01:13:57.275 -It's a transporter! 1256 01:13:57.310 --> 01:14:03.586 ♪♪ 1257 01:14:03.620 --> 01:14:05.206 Whatever you put in here 1258 01:14:05.241 --> 01:14:06.896 comes out reassembled on the other side. 1259 01:14:06.931 --> 01:14:08.689 -That will never work. -Shut up! 1260 01:14:08.724 --> 01:14:10.379 -All right! 1261 01:14:10.413 --> 01:14:15.448 ♪♪ 1262 01:14:15.482 --> 01:14:17.413 -This better work. 1263 01:14:19.620 --> 01:14:24.000 [Transporter whirring] 1264 01:14:24.034 --> 01:14:27.241 [Computer beeping] 1265 01:14:27.275 --> 01:14:36.206 ♪♪ 1266 01:14:36.241 --> 01:14:38.689 -Is it supposed to make that... 1267 01:14:41.931 --> 01:14:44.793 -Guys, where's Tabby? 1268 01:14:47.172 --> 01:14:51.517 -Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. 1269 01:14:51.551 --> 01:14:53.758 Be our protection against the wickedness 1270 01:14:53.793 --> 01:14:55.241 and snares of the devil. 1271 01:14:55.275 --> 01:14:58.413 May God rebuke him. We humbly pray. 1272 01:14:58.448 --> 01:14:59.620 Amen. 1273 01:14:59.655 --> 01:15:02.206 -Amen. -[Purring] 1274 01:15:02.241 --> 01:15:04.517 -Nice of you to join us, Jason. 1275 01:15:04.551 --> 01:15:06.896 -Jesus fucking Christ! 1276 01:15:06.931 --> 01:15:09.793 -[Screams] Holy shit! 1277 01:15:09.827 --> 01:15:12.448 [Screaming] 1278 01:15:16.379 --> 01:15:19.068 Holy shit! 1279 01:15:22.448 --> 01:15:24.827 [Sobbing] 1280 01:15:24.862 --> 01:15:27.413 -We're so dead. 1281 01:15:27.448 --> 01:15:30.517 It took some time to adjust, but with eight lives left, 1282 01:15:30.551 --> 01:15:35.000 Jason would go on to live a full, if unconventional, life. 1283 01:15:36.517 --> 01:15:39.275 That sweltering summer day in 1993 1284 01:15:39.310 --> 01:15:42.551 quickly became one I'll never forget. 1285 01:15:42.586 --> 01:15:46.310 And although I hadn't seen Whiskers in more than 10 years, 1286 01:15:46.344 --> 01:15:49.241 I know I'll miss him forever. 1287 01:15:49.275 --> 01:15:51.379 I never had any friends like the ones I had 1288 01:15:51.413 --> 01:15:54.448 when I was 12. 1289 01:15:54.482 --> 01:15:57.620 Shit, does anyone? 1290 01:15:57.655 --> 01:16:06.241 ♪♪ 1291 01:16:06.275 --> 01:16:14.689 ♪♪ 1292 01:16:14.724 --> 01:16:23.413 ♪♪ 1293 01:16:23.448 --> 01:16:25.413 -Fuck. Jesus. 1294 01:16:25.448 --> 01:16:27.827 This thing is so fucking hot. 1295 01:16:27.862 --> 01:16:29.310 You have no idea. -This fucking guy. 1296 01:16:29.344 --> 01:16:30.827 -You guys think you have it bad? 1297 01:16:30.862 --> 01:16:32.448 Try getting in this fucking thing. 1298 01:16:32.482 --> 01:16:36.000 I'm talking 100 degrees of indoor not A/C. 1299 01:16:36.034 --> 01:16:38.310 Hell, you'll thank me. 1300 01:16:38.344 --> 01:16:40.068 And besides, you already knew 1301 01:16:40.103 --> 01:16:41.413 it was me the whole time, right? 1302 01:16:41.448 --> 01:16:43.379 So anyways, the game and shit. 1303 01:16:43.413 --> 01:16:46.344 Yes. You all have bombs attached to your necks. 1304 01:16:46.379 --> 01:16:48.379 You have to figure out which four movies inspired 1305 01:16:48.413 --> 01:16:49.965 what you just watched within 90 seconds 1306 01:16:50.000 --> 01:16:51.551 or your fucking heads will explode. 1307 01:16:51.586 --> 01:16:53.482 Cool? Cool. 1308 01:17:00.172 --> 01:17:01.758 -Activated. 1309 01:17:01.793 --> 01:17:03.655 ['80s new wave music plays] 1310 01:17:03.689 --> 01:17:07.137 -What -- What did he mean, inspired by movies? 1311 01:17:07.172 --> 01:17:10.620 -Uh, "Stand By Me." 1312 01:17:10.655 --> 01:17:12.517 -All right. -Oh, no, no, no. 1313 01:17:12.551 --> 01:17:15.655 I mean, um, it's inspired by "Stand by Me." 1314 01:17:15.689 --> 01:17:19.896 There's kids and a dead body and -- and narration. 1315 01:17:19.931 --> 01:17:21.241 -Oh. -So "Stand By Me"... 1316 01:17:21.275 --> 01:17:23.206 -The movie. -...is probably one of them. 1317 01:17:23.241 --> 01:17:24.689 -Yeah. That's okay. -Sorry. 1318 01:17:24.724 --> 01:17:27.413 -There was another one. The -- "The Thing." "The Thing." 1319 01:17:27.448 --> 01:17:29.241 'Cause they're doing the experiments in the lab 1320 01:17:29.275 --> 01:17:32.000 and they bring back to life a cat or a dog. 1321 01:17:32.034 --> 01:17:34.344 -I don't think that's it. -No, no, that's not it. 1322 01:17:34.379 --> 01:17:35.931 It's not -- It's not "The thing." 1323 01:17:35.965 --> 01:17:37.310 They were riffing on "Pet Sematary." 1324 01:17:37.344 --> 01:17:38.827 How could you not see that? 1325 01:17:38.862 --> 01:17:41.137 -Okay, we don't need gatekeeping here. 1326 01:17:41.172 --> 01:17:43.137 We know what we know, and we love what we love. 1327 01:17:43.172 --> 01:17:45.620 No one's an expert. -We don't have time for this. 1328 01:17:45.655 --> 01:17:48.000 What the fuck now, Sam? 1329 01:17:51.206 --> 01:17:53.206 -This is so much better. 1330 01:17:53.241 --> 01:17:55.586 And to be totally honest with y'all, 1331 01:17:55.620 --> 01:17:59.517 I'm getting kind of bored, and I really fucking hate you. 1332 01:17:59.551 --> 01:18:02.206 So I can't wait to see you all dead. 1333 01:18:02.241 --> 01:18:04.344 -Why don't you roll on out here, then? 1334 01:18:04.379 --> 01:18:08.793 -Oh, classic Jessie, always trying to be the hero. 1335 01:18:08.827 --> 01:18:10.413 I have a better idea. 1336 01:18:10.448 --> 01:18:12.827 Considering we're getting all up into this third act shit, 1337 01:18:12.862 --> 01:18:16.517 I think it's time for a good old-fashioned callback. 1338 01:18:16.551 --> 01:18:27.931 ♪♪ 1339 01:18:27.965 --> 01:18:39.517 ♪♪ 1340 01:18:39.551 --> 01:18:41.275 Come on! 1341 01:18:41.310 --> 01:18:51.551 ♪♪ 1342 01:18:51.586 --> 01:18:53.551 -Are you okay? 1343 01:18:55.689 --> 01:18:56.931 Shit. 1344 01:18:56.965 --> 01:19:05.413 ♪♪ 1345 01:19:05.448 --> 01:19:13.586 ♪♪ 1346 01:19:13.620 --> 01:19:18.275 -Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1347 01:19:18.310 --> 01:19:20.000 Oh, shit. 1348 01:19:22.413 --> 01:19:24.689 [Laughing] 1349 01:19:26.034 --> 01:19:28.689 -Hey, Dwight. Go long. 1350 01:19:31.413 --> 01:19:32.793 -Oh. 1351 01:19:32.827 --> 01:19:39.310 ♪♪ 1352 01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:44.862 -Hey, Damon. 1353 01:19:44.896 --> 01:19:47.206 You don't want them. 1354 01:19:47.241 --> 01:19:51.620 I'm the one who burned you, remember? 1355 01:19:51.655 --> 01:19:53.586 -Now, what do I do with this? 1356 01:19:53.620 --> 01:19:55.551 -"Be kind, rewind." 1357 01:19:55.586 --> 01:20:02.931 ♪♪ 1358 01:20:02.965 --> 01:20:10.586 ♪♪ 1359 01:20:10.620 --> 01:20:12.379 -Accepted. 1360 01:20:12.413 --> 01:20:13.448 -Hey, it worked! 1361 01:20:13.482 --> 01:20:15.172 -Find the other movies, rewind them, 1362 01:20:15.206 --> 01:20:17.413 and then get out that door. 1363 01:20:21.034 --> 01:20:24.000 -Oh, you mean this door right here? 1364 01:20:25.379 --> 01:20:26.827 [Laughs] 1365 01:20:26.862 --> 01:20:28.655 I don't think so. 1366 01:20:28.689 --> 01:20:38.793 ♪♪ 1367 01:20:38.827 --> 01:20:48.931 ♪♪ 1368 01:20:48.965 --> 01:20:59.241 ♪♪ 1369 01:20:59.275 --> 01:21:09.344 ♪♪ 1370 01:21:09.379 --> 01:21:19.413 ♪♪ 1371 01:21:19.448 --> 01:21:21.931 -[Screams] 1372 01:21:21.965 --> 01:21:31.172 ♪♪ 1373 01:21:44.482 --> 01:21:46.448 -What was that movie? It was the -- 1374 01:21:46.482 --> 01:21:48.655 He -- He's, like, running tests on a fly. 1375 01:21:48.689 --> 01:21:50.448 -What's the guy that's in "Jurassic Park"? 1376 01:21:50.482 --> 01:21:52.517 Jeff, uh -- Jeff Daniels. -Then he, like, 1377 01:21:52.551 --> 01:21:56.413 tries to -- to splice himself with a -- with a fly. 1378 01:21:56.448 --> 01:22:00.689 ♪♪ 1379 01:22:00.724 --> 01:22:02.551 -"Pet Sematary." 1380 01:22:02.586 --> 01:22:04.655 Aah! Fuck. Kimmie! 1381 01:22:04.689 --> 01:22:14.310 ♪♪ 1382 01:22:14.344 --> 01:22:16.586 -What the fuck was that called? 1383 01:22:16.620 --> 01:22:18.241 -Accepted. 1384 01:22:18.275 --> 01:22:23.413 ♪♪ 1385 01:22:23.448 --> 01:22:25.275 -Holy shit. 1386 01:22:25.310 --> 01:22:28.413 ♪♪ 1387 01:22:28.448 --> 01:22:30.379 -"The Fly"! 1388 01:22:30.413 --> 01:22:34.586 ♪♪ 1389 01:22:34.620 --> 01:22:38.275 [Music slowing down] 1390 01:22:38.310 --> 01:22:43.862 ♪♪ 1391 01:22:43.896 --> 01:22:46.137 [Music stops] 1392 01:22:46.172 --> 01:22:48.724 -Oh, hey. -Shh! 1393 01:22:48.758 --> 01:22:50.448 -No, no, it's -- we're fine. 1394 01:22:50.482 --> 01:22:53.551 Look, this is like an incredible spot I found. 1395 01:22:53.586 --> 01:22:56.034 He never comes over here. 1396 01:23:00.068 --> 01:23:01.758 -Oh! -Oh! 1397 01:23:01.793 --> 01:23:03.965 -God. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 1398 01:23:04.000 --> 01:23:05.241 Whoa. 1399 01:23:05.275 --> 01:23:07.517 "The Fly." Yes. Good. Good. Good. Good. 1400 01:23:07.551 --> 01:23:09.448 Oh, God. 1401 01:23:09.482 --> 01:23:11.482 Okay, um... 1402 01:23:11.517 --> 01:23:13.068 What else? So, what other movie? 1403 01:23:13.103 --> 01:23:14.793 -I don't know! 1404 01:23:14.827 --> 01:23:18.103 -Hey, but there was a talking head. We need to find it. 1405 01:23:18.137 --> 01:23:20.448 -"American Beauty." -I don't think that's it. 1406 01:23:20.482 --> 01:23:22.103 There were experiments and there was a cat. 1407 01:23:22.137 --> 01:23:25.275 -Kevin Spacey has ruined it! -And there was green goo. 1408 01:23:25.310 --> 01:23:26.517 Oh, God. 1409 01:23:26.551 --> 01:23:29.034 -That door over there is wide open. 1410 01:23:29.068 --> 01:23:31.275 -I can't leave her. 1411 01:23:31.310 --> 01:23:34.413 -I'm fully in the belief that Jessie can save all of us. 1412 01:23:34.448 --> 01:23:36.551 I mean, have you seen the shit she was doing over there? 1413 01:23:36.586 --> 01:23:39.103 -Just stop. Stop. It's over. It's over. 1414 01:23:39.137 --> 01:23:41.965 It's over. It's pointless. He destroyed the rewinder. 1415 01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:44.551 -It's never over. -Destroyed the fucking rewinder! 1416 01:23:44.586 --> 01:23:56.172 ♪♪ 1417 01:23:56.206 --> 01:23:58.482 -Stay here for one second, okay? 1418 01:24:02.413 --> 01:24:04.551 ♪♪ 1419 01:24:04.586 --> 01:24:06.379 -I'll take a peek out and just... 1420 01:24:06.413 --> 01:24:08.379 -Um, is that a good idea? -Yeah, he's right there. 1421 01:24:08.413 --> 01:24:09.758 Yeah, he's right there. I'm not gonna do that. 1422 01:24:09.793 --> 01:24:11.586 -He's literally right there. 1423 01:24:14.000 --> 01:24:15.137 -Oh, Jesus. -Oh, hey. 1424 01:24:15.172 --> 01:24:18.379 I got it. Rewinding. What, what, what? 1425 01:24:18.413 --> 01:24:20.517 -We're running out of time. We're running out of time. 1426 01:24:20.551 --> 01:24:23.103 -I really think that clock is kind of off. So just... 1427 01:24:23.137 --> 01:24:25.206 -Hey. -No, no, no. 1428 01:24:25.241 --> 01:24:27.517 -You can't die. -I'm gonna find the other one. 1429 01:24:27.551 --> 01:24:29.793 -I'm not gonna die. Press the button. 1430 01:24:29.827 --> 01:24:31.689 -It's your movie. 1431 01:24:31.724 --> 01:24:34.000 You can't die. 1432 01:24:36.103 --> 01:24:38.103 [Whirring] 1433 01:24:39.965 --> 01:24:41.827 -Accepted. 1434 01:24:41.862 --> 01:24:52.931 ♪♪ 1435 01:24:52.965 --> 01:25:04.034 ♪♪ 1436 01:25:04.068 --> 01:25:06.413 -Hey, ugly-ass killer guy! 1437 01:25:06.448 --> 01:25:07.862 -Call him Damon! 1438 01:25:07.896 --> 01:25:11.689 -Damon! Stupid Damon! 1439 01:25:11.724 --> 01:25:13.241 -Mention Jimmy! 1440 01:25:13.275 --> 01:25:16.793 -Jimmy? I hate Jimmy. He's a stupid fucking kid. 1441 01:25:16.827 --> 01:25:28.137 ♪♪ 1442 01:25:28.172 --> 01:25:31.827 It was "Re-Animator." 1443 01:25:31.862 --> 01:25:33.793 -Not accepted. 1444 01:25:33.827 --> 01:25:36.310 I'm sorry. Goodbye. 1445 01:25:37.862 --> 01:25:41.862 -Noooo! 1446 01:25:41.896 --> 01:25:43.724 [Explosion] 1447 01:25:46.620 --> 01:25:48.551 -You okay? -Yeah. Yeah. 1448 01:25:48.586 --> 01:25:50.620 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1449 01:25:50.655 --> 01:25:52.275 Are you okay? -Yeah. 1450 01:25:52.310 --> 01:25:54.241 I'm okay. 1451 01:25:54.275 --> 01:25:57.827 -So, that explosion, does that mean... 1452 01:25:57.862 --> 01:26:00.827 Rick is, like...? 1453 01:26:00.862 --> 01:26:02.689 -Yeah. -Damn. 1454 01:26:08.344 --> 01:26:10.517 -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1455 01:26:10.551 --> 01:26:17.793 ♪♪ 1456 01:26:17.827 --> 01:26:25.275 ♪♪ 1457 01:26:25.310 --> 01:26:32.517 ♪♪ 1458 01:26:32.551 --> 01:26:39.827 ♪♪ 1459 01:26:39.862 --> 01:26:41.758 -Oh. -Oh, thank God. 1460 01:26:41.793 --> 01:26:43.655 [Laughs] 1461 01:26:43.689 --> 01:26:46.241 [Gas hissing] 1462 01:26:46.275 --> 01:26:47.724 Shit. 1463 01:26:49.551 --> 01:26:51.793 [Thud] 1464 01:26:51.827 --> 01:26:59.965 ♪♪ 1465 01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:08.413 ♪♪ 1466 01:27:08.448 --> 01:27:16.517 ♪♪ 1467 01:27:16.551 --> 01:27:24.724 ♪♪ 1468 01:27:24.758 --> 01:27:26.551 -I can't get it. -Fuck. 1469 01:27:26.586 --> 01:27:28.241 -Here. Hold on, hold on. 1470 01:27:28.275 --> 01:27:30.689 [Grunts] 1471 01:27:30.724 --> 01:27:32.793 Okay. 1472 01:27:32.827 --> 01:27:34.482 Ready? 1473 01:27:36.862 --> 01:27:38.482 Holy shit. 1474 01:27:38.517 --> 01:27:40.793 There really was a key in my shoe. 1475 01:27:40.827 --> 01:27:53.068 ♪♪ 1476 01:27:53.103 --> 01:27:54.655 -[Distorted voice] Hello, Jessie. 1477 01:27:54.689 --> 01:27:58.551 You've proven difficult to kill once again. 1478 01:27:58.586 --> 01:28:04.137 You may be the final girl, but this is your final act. 1479 01:28:04.172 --> 01:28:05.896 I chose you. 1480 01:28:05.931 --> 01:28:08.206 I chose all of you. 1481 01:28:08.241 --> 01:28:10.379 None of you took horror seriously. 1482 01:28:10.413 --> 01:28:13.517 -Space is science fiction. Horror is, you know... 1483 01:28:13.551 --> 01:28:15.655 -It was always just a joke to you. 1484 01:28:15.689 --> 01:28:19.103 -The "Friday the 13th" one with Corey Feldman. 1485 01:28:19.137 --> 01:28:21.482 -"The Lost Boys" dude? -No, that's Corey Haim. 1486 01:28:21.517 --> 01:28:24.413 -Hey, Damon, don't you remember me? 1487 01:28:24.448 --> 01:28:25.793 -So ungrateful. 1488 01:28:25.827 --> 01:28:27.448 -I don't get it. -Baby, I don't -- 1489 01:28:27.482 --> 01:28:29.862 -So unworthy. 1490 01:28:29.896 --> 01:28:31.517 -Oh, wait. 1491 01:28:31.551 --> 01:28:39.793 ♪♪ 1492 01:28:39.827 --> 01:28:48.241 ♪♪ 1493 01:28:48.275 --> 01:28:56.344 ♪♪ 1494 01:28:56.379 --> 01:28:58.517 -[Kimmie on tape] Hello, Jesse. 1495 01:28:58.551 --> 01:29:04.068 You disrespected my mentor, and you disrespected horror. 1496 01:29:04.103 --> 01:29:07.827 You and Sam were only patsies. 1497 01:29:07.862 --> 01:29:09.586 He meant nothing to me. 1498 01:29:09.620 --> 01:29:13.517 But in the process, I found myself a father, 1499 01:29:13.551 --> 01:29:16.241 a leader, a teacher. 1500 01:29:16.275 --> 01:29:17.758 -Do you know what's going on? 1501 01:29:17.793 --> 01:29:21.586 -I found the answers I had been longing for. 1502 01:29:21.620 --> 01:29:24.000 My troubled life finally had purpose 1503 01:29:24.034 --> 01:29:27.965 with the one man who understood me 1504 01:29:28.000 --> 01:29:30.551 and the rules of horror. 1505 01:29:30.586 --> 01:29:33.827 -Kimmie, I don't understand. We've been together since... 1506 01:29:33.862 --> 01:29:37.655 -How'd you like to play a game? 1507 01:29:37.689 --> 01:29:41.310 You all have been specially chosen to take part 1508 01:29:41.344 --> 01:29:43.689 in this fully immersive experience 1509 01:29:43.724 --> 01:29:45.517 like none other before. 1510 01:29:45.551 --> 01:29:50.931 It's the ultimate Rad Chad Recommendation! 1511 01:29:50.965 --> 01:29:52.551 From beyond. 1512 01:29:52.586 --> 01:29:54.517 [Laughter echoing] 1513 01:29:54.551 --> 01:30:01.103 ♪♪ 1514 01:30:01.137 --> 01:30:03.517 -[Groaning] 1515 01:30:03.551 --> 01:30:13.517 ♪♪ 1516 01:30:13.551 --> 01:30:23.551 ♪♪ 1517 01:30:23.586 --> 01:30:25.517 -What the fuck? 1518 01:30:25.551 --> 01:30:36.275 ♪♪ 1519 01:30:43.620 --> 01:30:46.862 -Horror was my life. 1520 01:30:46.896 --> 01:30:50.551 And ultimately my death. 1521 01:30:50.586 --> 01:30:54.586 I put all my brother's murder settlement money into my dream. 1522 01:30:54.620 --> 01:30:58.413 My emporium. 1523 01:30:58.448 --> 01:31:02.724 But no matter what I tried, y'all didn't show up. 1524 01:31:02.758 --> 01:31:05.551 I can't make ends meet. 1525 01:31:05.586 --> 01:31:08.724 So I'm gonna make meat of your ends. 1526 01:31:08.758 --> 01:31:11.482 -Oh, you -- you're gonna eat us? 1527 01:31:11.517 --> 01:31:14.413 -What? No, that's gross. 1528 01:31:14.448 --> 01:31:16.689 I had this one thing in college when I got really drunk. 1529 01:31:16.724 --> 01:31:17.965 I'm not allowed around goats. 1530 01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:21.517 Still owe my grandmother $300. Anywho -- 1531 01:31:21.551 --> 01:31:22.758 I had my targets. 1532 01:31:22.793 --> 01:31:24.379 Now I needed my missile. 1533 01:31:24.413 --> 01:31:26.344 -It's the Devil's Lake Impaler. -Who? 1534 01:31:26.379 --> 01:31:29.137 -And with a little help from a little friend, 1535 01:31:29.172 --> 01:31:31.931 I had my killing machine and my targets. 1536 01:31:31.965 --> 01:31:33.586 What the hell is going on here? 1537 01:31:33.620 --> 01:31:35.344 -I saw you die. 1538 01:31:36.965 --> 01:31:38.448 -Did you? 1539 01:31:40.448 --> 01:31:43.448 I had formed the partnership that would define my life. 1540 01:31:43.482 --> 01:31:45.103 You're not gonna want to follow him. 1541 01:31:45.137 --> 01:31:46.827 I'm really surprised you lasted this long. 1542 01:31:46.862 --> 01:31:48.586 -Self-destruct sequence activated. 1543 01:31:48.620 --> 01:31:50.172 -We have to go. 1544 01:31:50.206 --> 01:31:53.482 -No. Youhave to go. 1545 01:31:53.517 --> 01:31:57.379 And now it's time to fulfill my legacy. 1546 01:31:57.413 --> 01:32:01.103 -And it is I who will take over his legacy 1547 01:32:01.137 --> 01:32:04.206 once he is dead and gone -- -Hey, whoa, whoa. 1548 01:32:04.241 --> 01:32:07.896 Slow down. Time out. Rewind. I'm, like, 36 years old. 1549 01:32:07.931 --> 01:32:09.275 I got a long time to live. -Well... 1550 01:32:09.310 --> 01:32:11.034 And I work out a lot. I do Kegels. 1551 01:32:11.068 --> 01:32:12.586 -36? -No. 1552 01:32:12.620 --> 01:32:13.862 -Right around there. 1553 01:32:13.896 --> 01:32:16.206 -This isn't even possible. 1554 01:32:16.241 --> 01:32:17.758 I don't understand what's going on. 1555 01:32:17.793 --> 01:32:19.896 -You didn't respect horror. 1556 01:32:19.931 --> 01:32:22.068 But now... 1557 01:32:22.103 --> 01:32:23.793 oh, you will. 1558 01:32:23.827 --> 01:32:27.206 ♪♪ 1559 01:32:27.241 --> 01:32:30.827 -What does that mean? 1560 01:32:30.862 --> 01:32:33.758 -This doesn't make any sense. Kimmie, what is going on? 1561 01:32:33.793 --> 01:32:38.241 -So they're working together? -What is happening? 1562 01:32:38.275 --> 01:32:42.172 -Game over. -Kimmie! 1563 01:32:42.206 --> 01:32:44.551 -I choose the bees! 1564 01:32:46.034 --> 01:32:49.068 -[Laughs] There's my boys! 1565 01:32:51.931 --> 01:32:54.896 Ready to get your kill on, Dio? -Yeah! 1566 01:32:54.931 --> 01:32:56.965 -You know, Han, I never did give you shit 1567 01:32:57.000 --> 01:32:59.689 about how hard you hit me with that rewinder. 1568 01:32:59.724 --> 01:33:01.448 -You never know who's watching. You've got to sell it. 1569 01:33:01.482 --> 01:33:04.965 -Oh, I missed you! -I missed you. 1570 01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:06.310 -Pop couldn't make it? 1571 01:33:06.344 --> 01:33:09.931 -No, but he's awaiting your call. 1572 01:33:09.965 --> 01:33:12.344 [Engine starts] 1573 01:33:12.379 --> 01:33:14.896 Let's go. 1574 01:33:14.931 --> 01:33:18.862 -♪ They're dying to shake you 1575 01:33:18.896 --> 01:33:21.206 ♪ Trying their best to break you ♪ 1576 01:33:21.241 --> 01:33:23.758 ♪ And though the going is rough ♪ 1577 01:33:23.793 --> 01:33:28.068 ♪ You're going home as a hero 1578 01:33:28.103 --> 01:33:31.448 ♪ 'Cause there's thunder in your heart ♪ 1579 01:33:31.482 --> 01:33:35.206 ♪ Every move is like lightning 1580 01:33:35.241 --> 01:33:37.068 ♪ There's the power you feel 1581 01:33:37.103 --> 01:33:42.448 ♪ When you get your taste of the glory ♪ 1582 01:33:42.482 --> 01:33:46.068 ♪ There's a fire gonna start 1583 01:33:46.103 --> 01:33:49.758 ♪ And you know they're going under ♪ 1584 01:33:49.793 --> 01:33:51.379 ♪ You can light the dark 1585 01:33:51.413 --> 01:33:56.586 ♪ When they hear your heart of thunder ♪ 1586 01:33:58.068 --> 01:34:00.137 [Telephone dialing] 1587 01:34:00.172 --> 01:34:02.827 [Line ringing] 1588 01:34:02.862 --> 01:34:06.896 ♪♪ 1589 01:34:06.931 --> 01:34:10.000 [Ringing] 1590 01:34:13.172 --> 01:34:17.034 Have the lambs stopped screaming, Papa? 1591 01:34:17.068 --> 01:34:19.793 Have the lambs stopped screaming? 1592 01:34:21.724 --> 01:34:24.103 Papa. I seriously need to know. 1593 01:34:24.137 --> 01:34:27.655 I'm having friends for dinner. We may need extras. 1594 01:34:27.689 --> 01:34:29.379 Papa? 1595 01:34:30.827 --> 01:34:32.482 Papa? 1596 01:34:34.275 --> 01:34:37.379 Papaaaa! 1597 01:34:37.413 --> 01:34:46.689 ♪♪ 1598 01:34:46.724 --> 01:34:55.620 ♪♪ 1599 01:34:55.655 --> 01:34:58.965 -♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1600 01:34:59.000 --> 01:35:02.310 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1601 01:35:02.344 --> 01:35:05.586 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1602 01:35:05.620 --> 01:35:08.965 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1603 01:35:09.000 --> 01:35:16.724 ♪♪ 1604 01:35:16.758 --> 01:35:20.517 ♪ You've got a friend in me 1605 01:35:20.551 --> 01:35:23.344 ♪♪ 1606 01:35:23.379 --> 01:35:28.310 ♪ When times get tough, you'll see ♪ 1607 01:35:28.344 --> 01:35:31.586 ♪ We've been together for so long ♪ 1608 01:35:31.620 --> 01:35:34.862 ♪ When I'm weak, you make me strong ♪ 1609 01:35:34.896 --> 01:35:38.034 ♪ I know I can depend on you 1610 01:35:38.068 --> 01:35:41.379 ♪ To show the way and see me through ♪ 1611 01:35:41.413 --> 01:35:44.482 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1612 01:35:44.517 --> 01:35:48.034 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1613 01:35:48.068 --> 01:35:51.206 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1614 01:35:51.241 --> 01:35:54.655 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1615 01:35:54.689 --> 01:36:02.310 ♪♪ 1616 01:36:02.344 --> 01:36:06.241 ♪ We'll make our dreams come true ♪ 1617 01:36:06.275 --> 01:36:09.172 ♪♪ 1618 01:36:09.206 --> 01:36:13.931 ♪ There's nothing we can't do 1619 01:36:13.965 --> 01:36:17.206 ♪ We've been together for so long ♪ 1620 01:36:17.241 --> 01:36:20.310 ♪ When I'm weak, you make me strong ♪ 1621 01:36:20.344 --> 01:36:23.620 ♪ I know I can depend on you 1622 01:36:23.655 --> 01:36:27.103 ♪ To show the way and see me through ♪ 1623 01:36:27.137 --> 01:36:30.103 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1624 01:36:30.137 --> 01:36:33.517 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1625 01:36:33.551 --> 01:36:36.931 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1626 01:36:36.965 --> 01:36:40.103 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1627 01:36:40.137 --> 01:36:43.103 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1628 01:36:43.137 --> 01:36:46.586 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1629 01:36:46.620 --> 01:36:49.965 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1630 01:36:50.000 --> 01:36:53.379 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1631 01:36:53.413 --> 01:36:59.655 ♪♪ 1632 01:36:59.689 --> 01:37:05.931 ♪♪ 1633 01:37:05.965 --> 01:37:09.379 ♪ I know I can depend on you 1634 01:37:09.413 --> 01:37:12.551 ♪ To show the way and see me through ♪ 1635 01:37:12.586 --> 01:37:15.689 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1636 01:37:15.724 --> 01:37:19.241 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1637 01:37:19.275 --> 01:37:22.448 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1638 01:37:22.482 --> 01:37:25.724 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1639 01:37:25.758 --> 01:37:28.724 ♪ Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty ♪ 1640 01:37:28.758 --> 01:37:32.310 ♪ We'll stay together through thick or thin ♪ 1641 01:37:32.344 --> 01:37:35.448 ♪ Friends forever, we'll be together ♪ 1642 01:37:35.482 --> 01:37:38.827 ♪ We're on top 'cause we play to win ♪ 1643 01:37:38.862 --> 01:37:51.241 ♪♪ 1644 01:37:51.275 --> 01:38:03.379 ♪♪ 1645 01:38:03.413 --> 01:38:15.344 ♪♪ 1646 01:38:15.379 --> 01:38:18.206 -Hey, guys. I think we lost Bert. 1647 01:38:18.241 --> 01:38:19.827 Yeah, Bert and I are melded together. 1648 01:38:19.862 --> 01:38:21.793 He's my bottom. 1649 01:38:21.827 --> 01:38:23.137 Guys? 1650 01:38:23.172 --> 01:38:27.379 I'm really, really lonely in here. 1651 01:38:27.413 --> 01:38:31.896 ...aaaaaaa! 1652 01:38:31.931 --> 01:38:35.241 [Crying] 1653 01:38:35.275 --> 01:38:45.551 ♪♪ 1654 01:38:45.586 --> 01:38:49.034 [Maniacal laughter]