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[THUNDER RUMBLING]

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[OVER RADIO] Command,
this is Captain Irons.

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I got a visual on a UAP
in close, bearing 310.

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WOMAN: Roger, Irons.
We don't see anything
on the scope.

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CAPTAIN IRONS:
I've never seen anything
maneuver like that.

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Turning inland
towards the park.

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WOMAN:
Our scope is still clear.
Does IFF show us blocked?

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CAPTAIN IRONS: Negative,
that's moving too fast.

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Permission to engage now.

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WOMAN: Disengage
and back off, Irons.

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Repeat, do not engage.

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Acknowledge.

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CAPTAIN IRONS:
No can do.
I need a closer look.

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[WHOOSHES]

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[GROANS]

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[LAUGHING]

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Too much mustard.
I thought we were friends.

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CHARLIE:
We are friends.[LILY CHUCKLES]

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What are you doing?

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I hit him with a little
too much mustard.

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Yeah, you think?

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I wish I could make him
laugh like that.

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What can I say?
Daddy's boy.

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Key to his heart
is fake pain.

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[LOUD RUMBLING]

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[DISTANT EXPLOSION]

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Come here, Charlie.
Come on.

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It's okay, honey.

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It's okay. It's okay.

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Here, stay with Charlie
and call 911.

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Jack, come on, stop.

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What are you doing?[SOFTLY] The nearest
town's an hour away.

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If I don't try to help,
who will?

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It's okay,
I'll be right back.Okay. Okay, go, go.

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Yeah, it's probably
just fireworks.

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[ENGINE ACCELERATING]

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[GASPS]

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[EXHALES]

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God. I'm sorry.

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You okay? Sorry,
I didn't see you. Hey.

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You all right?

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Hey. What's
your name, buddy?

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Irons.

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What?

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Captain Sean Irons.
U.S. Air Force.

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Are you alone?
What happened?

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No, we had a collision.

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Collision?

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With what?

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JACK: Are you sure
you're okay?

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[IRONS BREATHING HEAVILY]

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[EXHALES]

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Is that a...UAP.

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What?Unidentified
Aerial Phenomenon.

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UFO wasn't working
for you guys?

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I've been waiting
a long time to see
one of these up close.

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This technology's gonna
change everything.

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Hey, there's something moving.

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FEMALE VOICE:
Analyzing planet.

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FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE:
Guardian denied.

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Guardian accepted.

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Pairing.

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Self-destruct initiated.

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Watch it!

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[GASPS]
Come here.

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FEMALE AUTOMATED VOICE:
Analyzing planet.

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FEMALE NEWSCASTER:
No one has claimed
responsibility

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for tonight's daring rescue
of 15 kidnapped schoolgirls.

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But eyewitnesses report

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yet another sighting
of the hero dubbed The Guard.

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MALE NEWSCASTER:
Crime rate is
actually going down.

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Overall crime has dropped
four percent.

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CHARLIE: Hey, Daddy!
Come play catch with me.

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JACK: Look, I'm sorry.
How about next week?

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LILY:
I can't do this anymore, Jack.

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JACK: Charlie,
we're still a family.

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In breaking news, another
possible Guard sighting.

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The Guard is using
alien technology.

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The laws of thermodynamics
and physics just
don't even apply.

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And I can find
the power source,
but I need resources.

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Looking at you, Ansel Argon,
CEO of Argon Industries.

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CHARLIE: [SOFTLY] You messed
with the wrong superhero.

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Bad guy, you better
say your prayers.

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TEACHER: Charlie?Guard's gonna kick your butt.

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TEACHER: Charlie![STUDENTS GIGGLING]

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You're up.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
The nuc... No.

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Well, my presentation
isn't about any of these
energy sources,

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it's actually
about a new one,

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which happens to be

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the world's greatest hero,
The Guard.

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[MOUTHING] No.Charlie, how is this relevant?

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Everybody's talking
about how The Guard

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stopped that nuclear meltdown
in India, right?

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Or how he saved
those kids in Taiwan,

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or stopped that jet from
crashing in Brazil.

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But nobody's talking
about how he did it.

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He's got some kind of
new energy source,

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and it's not any of these...

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Uh...

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Hey. Am I
at the right place?

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TEACHER:
You must be Maya Monroe?

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Class, this is our new
transfer student
from Turkey,

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so please do not mock any
strange customs that she...

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She used to go here.

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[BURPS]

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[STUDENTS TITTERING]

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Whatever.

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Miss Monroe, take a seat.

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Charlie, you can continue,
and please

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bring this back
to the subject at hand.

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[WHISPERS] What?[WHISPERS] I don't know.

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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]

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BOY1: Finally.You know what?

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BOY 2:
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

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TEACHER: Test tomorrow.

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[STUDENTS GROANING]

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BOTH: Berger!
Berger! Berger!

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My parents are
so embarrassing.[CONTINUES] Berger! Berger!

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At least your dad
shows up.

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Mine's at a never-ending
IT conference.

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Look.BERGER: Hey.

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Lizzie with Maya.
Nine o'clock.[BURPS]

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So my elementary
school BFF
just showed back up

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after, like, years of
traveling the world.

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So jealous.

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What's your at?I'm not on social media.

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What?

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Okay. Well, what
are your interests?

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Um, lock picking,
Norwegian Death Metal

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and I can field-strip
an M4 blindfolded.

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Okay.

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You ask Lizzie
to the dance yet?

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Not yet.

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Women like it
when you leave things
till the last minute.

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Where'd you
hear that?Yo! Berger...

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Mom wanted me
to bring you your fan,
so, here.

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Take it.

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You ever think about how
you call him Berger,

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but that's your
last name, too?

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That's why I go as
Big Mac, because, uh,

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I'm the tastiest Berger.Okay.

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GIRL: Wow,
this is a real blowout.

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COACH HAMMER:
Let's go, Forrest.

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Charlie Kincaid.

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Uh, Coach?
I think you, um,

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accidentally said
my first and last name?

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You're in.
We need a lefty.

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BOY: Man, that's a big kid.

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Who is that?

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That's Forrest Deal.

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They call him "The Sequoia."

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BOY: Now pitching
is Charlie Kincaid.

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COACH:
Crafty Kincaid, look alive.

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Come on, Forrest! Let's go!

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I heard he bullies
his own parents.

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[CHUCKLES]

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BOY: Good luck, Charlie.

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I heard that
his stare is so deadly

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he can't even look
himself in the mirror.

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LIZZIE: Let's go, Charlie!
You got this.

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Didn't know this was
the Peewee Leagues.

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Didn't know they allowed
steroids in middle school.

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BOY: Come on, Charlie.BERGER: Please
don't kill my friend.

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All right, let's go, Forrest.
[GRINNING] Crush it.

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[CROWD CHANTING]
Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!

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[GROANS]Ooh.

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BOY:
That's gonna leave a mark.

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Charlie.His mama gonna be mad.

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[SONG PLAYING]

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This song again?
Can we just change...

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No. No, we can't.

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Plus we all know
this song's a classic.

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BERGER: No one knows that.CHARLIE: Oh, God.

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BIG MAC: No, okay, well,
my car, my music.

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All right?[SOFTLY] My life is over.

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Uh, that's 24.

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That's right on the fence.
You wanna go for it?

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Nah. They're just kids.
Let 'em go.

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I hate kids.

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER
ON POLICE RADIO]

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Even my own.

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BERGER: Bye, Charlie.

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FEMALE NEWSCASTER:
But eyewitnesses report
yet another sighting of...

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What? ...the hero dubbed
The Guard.

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Once again authorities
have found no fingerprints
and no other evidence

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with the exception of strange
patterns left on the scene.
Now a trademark...

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Hey. How was the game? ...of Guard's sightings.

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Another Guard sighting?Yeah.

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...what is The Guard exactly?

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Is it a lone vigilante or...[CELL PHONE RINGING]

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Hey. Did you pack a bag
for your dad's yet?

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We both know
he's gonna cancel.

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Hey! Hey, Jack. Hey.

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Joining us tonight
is Ansel Argon,
CEO of Argon Tactical.

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His business has been
uniquely impacted
by the so-called Guard,

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who has ushered
a new era of peace

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leaving many countries to...

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Yeah, I saw.

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NEWSCASTER:
Your company, Argon Tactical,

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recently reported
operating losses

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for the first time
in 13 years, so...

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That's not true.

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I think it is. No, that's definitely
not true.

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JACK: Just push it to next
week, the celebration.[SIGHS]

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Jack, come on, I'm...

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I'm sorry.Don't do this to me today.

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I am so sick of
all these excuses.

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JACK: I'm sorry.
It's my job.All right, well...

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I'm dropping him off at 6:00,
so you better be there.

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Okay.Okay. Yeah, bye.

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Let me guess.
Another "IT conference"?

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Rescheduling for next month?

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No! He's really excited
to see you tonight.

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I bet he doesn't even
remember my birthday.

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Of course, he does.

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Come on, go, go get
your bag packed

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and maybe take a shower.

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If The Guard continues
to erode the need
for a defense industry

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will there be panic
at companies like yours?

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I'll... I'll give you
a better question
that you could have asked.

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With zero oversight...

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what happens if The Guard
has a bad day?

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LILY: Look, he's there
waiting for you.

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CHARLIE:
Why are we doing this?

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LILY: Hey.All right!

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Hi.LILY: Hey.

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He looks a little older,
I can tell.

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He's really happy
about it.Very happy to be here!

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Okay, you wanna just
put that stuff inside

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and I'll meet you
in there?

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I feel like
I'm in trouble.

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No, no, no,
he had a rough day.

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Um, candles
are in the bottom.

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My favorite!Try not to eat 'em
all tonight.

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We'll do our best,
no promises.

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This isn't gonna
last forever, Jack,
you know that, right?

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Before we know it,
he's gonna be
grown up and...

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you're gonna be
begging him
to return your calls.

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You don't have to
convince me. Okay?

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I want to spend
more time with him,
I really do.

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I've just been busy.

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00:12:48.388 --> 00:12:51.563
There are some things
that are more important
than work, Jack.

246
00:12:52.392 --> 00:12:53.911
Okay?I know.

247
00:12:54.532 --> 00:12:56.568
Talk to him.Yeah.

248
00:12:56.672 --> 00:12:57.673
Tonight.

249
00:12:58.225 --> 00:12:59.640
Been a while.Yes.

250
00:12:59.744 --> 00:13:02.505
I like what
you've not done
with the place.

251
00:13:02.609 --> 00:13:06.164
I'm going for that kinda
single-dad short-term
rental feel.

252
00:13:07.683 --> 00:13:09.512
Where's that funny mug
I got you?

253
00:13:09.616 --> 00:13:11.411
Uh, it's around
here somewhere.

254
00:13:12.999 --> 00:13:15.277
Listen, Charlie,
sorry about the game.

255
00:13:15.380 --> 00:13:17.451
Missed my connecting
flight in Denver

256
00:13:17.555 --> 00:13:20.385
and in-flight Wi-Fi
was screwed up.

257
00:13:20.489 --> 00:13:22.284
But I got you something.

258
00:13:22.387 --> 00:13:24.113
It's okay, you don't
have to bribe me.

259
00:13:24.217 --> 00:13:25.735
Yes, I do have to
bribe you.

260
00:13:25.839 --> 00:13:28.738
And I'm gonna be...
I'm gonna bribe you.

261
00:13:28.842 --> 00:13:30.602
Wait right here!

262
00:13:32.225 --> 00:13:35.193
Okay, Charlie.
My old mitt.

263
00:13:35.297 --> 00:13:37.402
Now, I have been
saving this for you,

264
00:13:37.506 --> 00:13:39.611
and I think now
is the time.

265
00:13:41.337 --> 00:13:42.614
I'm a lefty, Dad.

266
00:13:45.134 --> 00:13:47.550
Oh, yeah.
That's right.

267
00:13:47.654 --> 00:13:49.518
Sorry about that, I...

268
00:13:51.589 --> 00:13:53.418
Well, if you could
have anything,

269
00:13:54.281 --> 00:13:55.904
what else would you want?

270
00:13:56.697 --> 00:13:58.768
I just want to go
camping again.

271
00:13:58.872 --> 00:14:00.253
Like we used to?

272
00:14:00.356 --> 00:14:03.946
That's a great idea.
Well, as soon as things
slow down at work,

273
00:14:04.050 --> 00:14:06.121
we're gonna do that.
In the meantime...

274
00:14:07.708 --> 00:14:10.711
I got this Nintendo Switch.

275
00:14:11.885 --> 00:14:14.784
I know you don't
like bribes.I accept bribes.

276
00:14:14.888 --> 00:14:16.890
JACK: Keep it going,
keep it going,
keep it going.

277
00:14:18.443 --> 00:14:19.893
Three, two, one...go!

278
00:14:21.239 --> 00:14:22.344
Home run! Dinger!

279
00:14:22.447 --> 00:14:24.829
Boom, boom, boom, boom...

280
00:14:26.210 --> 00:14:27.832
And now pizza!

281
00:14:29.903 --> 00:14:32.078
We got to do it
in three, two, one.Two, one.

282
00:14:32.181 --> 00:14:33.769
Ah, come on.

283
00:14:33.873 --> 00:14:35.702
Does this game
not have HBT?

284
00:14:35.805 --> 00:14:38.532
What's an HBT?You know,
Hidden Ball Trick?

285
00:14:38.636 --> 00:14:40.120
You know that one, right?

286
00:14:40.224 --> 00:14:42.157
Where the first baseman
pretends to throw it
to the pitcher,

287
00:14:42.260 --> 00:14:45.091
and then when the base runner
takes a little lead off first

288
00:14:45.194 --> 00:14:46.678
and he's right there,
then he grabs it with a...What?

289
00:14:46.782 --> 00:14:48.646
Hey. Cheater.And they get
him right there...

290
00:14:48.749 --> 00:14:51.891
No, no, hold on.
That's cheating.
You're wasting all my...

291
00:14:51.994 --> 00:14:54.065
Give it back.
You're making me lose.
Look what you did.

292
00:14:54.169 --> 00:14:55.860
Ah.[CHUCKLES]

293
00:14:55.964 --> 00:14:57.655
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

294
00:14:57.758 --> 00:14:59.519
Sorry. Let me
just get this.

295
00:15:01.383 --> 00:15:02.625
Okay.

296
00:15:06.388 --> 00:15:07.768
Hurry up.

297
00:15:09.046 --> 00:15:11.634
JACK: Hey.
Sorry that took so long.

298
00:15:14.672 --> 00:15:18.676
Let me guess.
Something at work.

299
00:15:18.779 --> 00:15:21.713
Yeah, that was my boss.
I gotta...

300
00:15:21.817 --> 00:15:23.577
I guess there's an emergency,
so I'm gonna have to...

301
00:15:23.681 --> 00:15:25.717
There's always
an emergency.

302
00:15:25.821 --> 00:15:28.306
Why can't you just cancel,
like you always do?

303
00:15:28.410 --> 00:15:30.067
Charlie, listen,
I know this sucks.

304
00:15:30.170 --> 00:15:32.966
I wanna stay here
and celebrate with you.

305
00:15:33.070 --> 00:15:36.832
But, I gotta go.
You have to believe me
when I say it's important.

306
00:15:36.936 --> 00:15:38.868
Yeah, I know.
More important than me.

307
00:15:38.972 --> 00:15:40.767
No, that's not
what I'm saying.

308
00:15:40.870 --> 00:15:43.218
You only had me over
because Mom forced you to.

309
00:15:43.321 --> 00:15:44.426
Just be honest!

310
00:15:44.529 --> 00:15:45.668
You want me
to be honest?

311
00:15:45.772 --> 00:15:47.256
Yeah. That's all I want.

312
00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:50.604
Listen. I'm gonna be
back in a couple days,
tops. Okay?

313
00:15:50.708 --> 00:15:53.228
And we're gonna sit down,
and I'm gonna explain things

314
00:15:53.331 --> 00:15:57.025
in a way that I hope that
you're gonna understand
what's been happening.

315
00:15:57.128 --> 00:15:58.647
Oh, I understand fine.

316
00:15:59.648 --> 00:16:01.374
You're just a crappy dad.

317
00:16:05.412 --> 00:16:06.758
Charlie...

318
00:16:11.556 --> 00:16:12.937
Well, you can't be
here by yourself.

319
00:16:13.041 --> 00:16:14.801
Let me call Mom
and she'll come pick you up.

320
00:16:14.904 --> 00:16:16.078
CHARLIE:
Nah, I got it. I got it.

321
00:16:17.390 --> 00:16:19.047
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

322
00:16:20.600 --> 00:16:23.810
Hey, Mom.
Uh, hold on to your hat.

323
00:16:23.913 --> 00:16:27.400
Dad has a work emergency,
so can you come pick me up?

324
00:16:28.746 --> 00:16:30.644
Yeah, I know,
it's a bummer.

325
00:16:31.438 --> 00:16:32.646
Okay.

326
00:16:33.475 --> 00:16:34.510
She'll be here
in ten minutes.

327
00:16:34.614 --> 00:16:35.822
You don't have to wait.Listen. I know.

328
00:16:35.925 --> 00:16:37.893
I'm not a baby
anymore, Dad.

329
00:16:39.170 --> 00:16:40.240
Okay, I'll see you later.

330
00:16:46.695 --> 00:16:47.730
Fanny pack.

331
00:16:47.834 --> 00:16:49.077
Can't forget that.

332
00:16:49.974 --> 00:16:51.320
I love you.

333
00:16:51.424 --> 00:16:52.908
I'll see you
in a couple days.

334
00:16:55.428 --> 00:16:56.877
[DOOR CLOSES]

335
00:16:58.603 --> 00:16:59.984
You still there?

336
00:17:00.088 --> 00:17:01.917
I love it when you
call me "Mom".

337
00:17:02.021 --> 00:17:03.746
Now, let's throw a rager.

338
00:17:03.850 --> 00:17:05.369
Yeah, let's throw a rager.

339
00:17:06.232 --> 00:17:07.647
Wait, what is a rager?

340
00:17:09.269 --> 00:17:10.408
[MOUTHING SONG]

341
00:17:29.496 --> 00:17:30.463
[DOORBELL RINGS]

342
00:17:31.429 --> 00:17:33.086
[IN FEMALE VOICE]
Hey, Berger.

343
00:17:34.156 --> 00:17:35.192
Hi.

344
00:17:39.023 --> 00:17:40.231
Oh, crap.

345
00:17:44.580 --> 00:17:46.651
[MOUTHING]What are you doing here?

346
00:17:46.755 --> 00:17:50.172
Berger said I could
borrow your notes for that
stupid test tomorrow.

347
00:17:50.276 --> 00:17:52.588
Also, he said your dad
abandoned you

348
00:17:52.692 --> 00:17:54.832
and you're listening
to Anne Murray alone.

349
00:17:55.971 --> 00:17:58.180
All right, let's get this
rager started.

350
00:17:58.594 --> 00:18:00.009
[MUSIC SWITCHES]

351
00:18:00.941 --> 00:18:02.288
LIZZIE: Much better.

352
00:18:06.568 --> 00:18:08.328
[WHISPERS]
Dude, what the hell?

353
00:18:08.432 --> 00:18:10.606
Uh, chicks dig
sob stories.

354
00:18:10.710 --> 00:18:12.091
Why did you bring 'em
here at all?

355
00:18:12.194 --> 00:18:14.783
I'm sorry, I didn't know
you wanted to have
a one-on-one rager.

356
00:18:14.886 --> 00:18:15.956
Maya does not like me.

357
00:18:16.060 --> 00:18:17.441
She left the country
because of me.

358
00:18:17.544 --> 00:18:20.168
BERGER: If that were true,
she wouldn't
be here right now.

359
00:18:20.271 --> 00:18:21.514
Take a deep breath in.

360
00:18:22.584 --> 00:18:23.723
And now breathe
into your hands

361
00:18:23.826 --> 00:18:24.862
and tell me how
your breath smells.

362
00:18:24.965 --> 00:18:26.726
[SNIFFS] It's good.Okay.

363
00:18:26.829 --> 00:18:29.453
Now, use some of that
sweet, sweet breath

364
00:18:29.556 --> 00:18:31.800
and ask Maya
to the dance.

365
00:18:32.421 --> 00:18:33.457
No.

366
00:18:34.803 --> 00:18:36.943
Do you ladies want
a sugary beverage?

367
00:18:37.046 --> 00:18:38.289
LIZZIE: Lead the way.

368
00:18:40.498 --> 00:18:42.086
Wait. It's your birthday
tomorrow?

369
00:18:42.673 --> 00:18:44.192
You remember my birthday?

370
00:18:44.295 --> 00:18:45.434
No, it's on the photo.

371
00:18:47.747 --> 00:18:49.990
Cool. Cool.

372
00:18:52.855 --> 00:18:54.202
I don't like
to make a big deal.

373
00:18:54.305 --> 00:18:56.204
I always find
birthdays disappointing.

374
00:18:56.307 --> 00:18:58.206
Birthdays with
divorced parents suck.

375
00:18:58.309 --> 00:19:01.105
Tell me about it.
My dad is the king

376
00:19:01.209 --> 00:19:03.107
of thoughtless
airport gifts.

377
00:19:03.211 --> 00:19:05.213
Do you know how many butt
pillows I have at home?

378
00:19:05.316 --> 00:19:07.767
I think those are
neck pillows.

379
00:19:09.044 --> 00:19:10.597
There's only two forks?

380
00:19:10.701 --> 00:19:12.461
What is this guy,
a serial killer?

381
00:19:12.565 --> 00:19:14.256
I want to, um...

382
00:19:15.464 --> 00:19:17.466
...address the...

383
00:19:17.570 --> 00:19:21.298
I don't know
if you remember
fifth grade?

384
00:19:21.401 --> 00:19:23.921
Yeah, what happened
in fifth grade?

385
00:19:24.024 --> 00:19:27.752
I feel really bad
about what I did.

386
00:19:27.856 --> 00:19:31.480
and I don't, um, know...

387
00:19:32.378 --> 00:19:35.243
...how to say this.

388
00:19:35.829 --> 00:19:38.349
But...What's happening?

389
00:19:38.453 --> 00:19:41.387
What's happening
is I'm trying
to open up.

390
00:19:41.490 --> 00:19:43.423
No, like, behind you.That's what
I'm trying to say.

391
00:19:48.635 --> 00:19:49.981
Berger?Lizzie?

392
00:19:50.085 --> 00:19:53.675
I hit the balls
and it opened up
and I can't...

393
00:19:53.778 --> 00:19:54.986
It's okay, I understand.

394
00:19:55.090 --> 00:19:56.609
Your dad's a freak.

395
00:19:58.197 --> 00:19:59.232
Whoa.

396
00:20:01.372 --> 00:20:03.098
Wait. Careful, careful.

397
00:20:03.202 --> 00:20:05.618
BERGER: How do we open it?We need a code.

398
00:20:05.721 --> 00:20:08.897
This is just like
an escape room.
Scan the room for clues.

399
00:20:09.691 --> 00:20:11.140
It's numerical.

400
00:20:11.244 --> 00:20:14.627
So that rules out
childhood pets, birthplace.

401
00:20:14.730 --> 00:20:16.456
When's your parents'
anniversary?

402
00:20:16.560 --> 00:20:17.630
They're divorced.

403
00:20:17.733 --> 00:20:19.632
LIZZIE: How about
your dad's birthday?

404
00:20:19.735 --> 00:20:21.185
November 18th.

405
00:20:21.806 --> 00:20:23.014
[BEEPS]

406
00:20:24.326 --> 00:20:25.431
LIZZIE: Or...

407
00:20:25.534 --> 00:20:29.089
Better yet, the birthday
of a loved one.Nothing.

408
00:20:29.193 --> 00:20:31.195
Hey, Happy Almost Birthday.

409
00:20:33.370 --> 00:20:36.200
0-4-0-7-0-8.

410
00:20:36.304 --> 00:20:37.443
[UNLOCKING BEEP]

411
00:20:41.516 --> 00:20:43.069
[WHIRRING]

412
00:20:45.796 --> 00:20:47.246
BERGER: Hello.LIZZIE: Whoa.

413
00:20:47.832 --> 00:20:49.489
Looks like
an elevator.

414
00:20:49.593 --> 00:20:51.008
What, to go
upstairs?

415
00:20:51.111 --> 00:20:52.941
That's kinda lazy,
isn't it?

416
00:20:54.011 --> 00:20:55.392
Why is there
only one button?

417
00:20:59.844 --> 00:21:01.087
Please don't touch...

418
00:21:01.570 --> 00:21:03.089
[ALL SCREAMING]

419
00:21:06.023 --> 00:21:07.714
My guts are floating.

420
00:21:07.818 --> 00:21:09.923
[ALL SCREAMING]

421
00:21:16.585 --> 00:21:18.242
[GROANING]

422
00:21:19.864 --> 00:21:22.419
MAYA: How far down
did we go?Far.

423
00:21:31.669 --> 00:21:34.085
Yeah... I'm okay.

424
00:21:42.956 --> 00:21:44.924
MAYA: Whoa,
this place is big.

425
00:21:47.996 --> 00:21:50.032
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Headquarters activating.

426
00:21:55.141 --> 00:21:56.142
Come on.

427
00:21:59.214 --> 00:22:01.630
BERGER:
How far down are we?

428
00:22:12.986 --> 00:22:14.609
This is so tight.

429
00:22:14.712 --> 00:22:16.507
This is beyond tight.

430
00:22:16.611 --> 00:22:18.440
This is the tightest.

431
00:22:19.338 --> 00:22:20.408
Look at that.

432
00:22:28.001 --> 00:22:29.348
CHARLIE:
Come on, guys, over here.

433
00:22:31.177 --> 00:22:33.421
BERGER:
Whoa, what's this?

434
00:22:33.524 --> 00:22:34.905
MAYA: Okay, how could
he have built this?

435
00:22:35.008 --> 00:22:36.872
We're, like, a hundred miles
underground.

436
00:22:36.976 --> 00:22:38.253
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Welcome.

437
00:22:41.429 --> 00:22:42.982
[BEEPING]

438
00:22:53.130 --> 00:22:54.718
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Mission in progress.

439
00:22:56.098 --> 00:22:58.446
"Current location:
New Zealand."

440
00:22:58.549 --> 00:22:59.516
LIZZIE: That's far away.

441
00:23:00.482 --> 00:23:02.277
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Mission archive.

442
00:23:12.287 --> 00:23:14.185
Plane crash in Brazil.

443
00:23:15.808 --> 00:23:17.188
Nuclear meltdown in India.

444
00:23:17.292 --> 00:23:18.569
That was all over the news!

445
00:23:18.673 --> 00:23:20.985
Tsunami in Japan.

446
00:23:21.089 --> 00:23:23.022
The thing in
the Empire State Building.

447
00:23:23.125 --> 00:23:24.575
These are all
The Guard's missions.

448
00:23:27.095 --> 00:23:29.753
We're in The Guard's
secret headquarters.

449
00:23:29.856 --> 00:23:31.686
Which is under
your dad's house.

450
00:23:31.789 --> 00:23:33.273
Do you realize
what this means?

451
00:23:34.861 --> 00:23:36.380
It means my dad

452
00:23:37.933 --> 00:23:39.383
works for The Guard.

453
00:23:39.797 --> 00:23:41.178
No.Dude.

454
00:23:41.281 --> 00:23:43.491
It means your dad
is The Guard.

455
00:23:44.664 --> 00:23:45.700
What?

456
00:23:45.803 --> 00:23:47.391
No.

457
00:23:47.495 --> 00:23:50.429
My dad is not The Guard.
The Guard is like
the greatest hero ever.

458
00:23:50.532 --> 00:23:52.189
BERGER: Okay.My dad can't
handle hot wings.

459
00:23:52.292 --> 00:23:53.466
Yeah.I've seen him without
his shirt on.

460
00:23:53.570 --> 00:23:54.674
He can barely swim.

461
00:23:56.089 --> 00:23:58.091
Okay.My dad is not The Guard.

462
00:23:58.195 --> 00:24:00.024
MAYA:
Somebody's in denial.

463
00:24:01.785 --> 00:24:03.027
Hey, guys.

464
00:24:03.131 --> 00:24:05.236
Does The Guard wear
a fanny pack?

465
00:24:12.347 --> 00:24:14.763
IRONS: Lost it again.
Signal blocker's too strong.

466
00:24:18.491 --> 00:24:20.666
Run it again.
Simulate its origin.

467
00:24:20.769 --> 00:24:22.115
On it.

468
00:24:22.219 --> 00:24:24.946
So, Irons, where do we stand
on finding The Guard's source?

469
00:24:25.049 --> 00:24:28.190
We'll find it, all right?
Relax. We just need more time.

470
00:24:28.674 --> 00:24:29.744
Time?

471
00:24:31.262 --> 00:24:32.988
You've had time.
You've had years.

472
00:24:33.092 --> 00:24:34.334
Sooner or later,
it becomes binary, okay?

473
00:24:34.438 --> 00:24:36.371
You either found it
or you haven't.

474
00:24:36.475 --> 00:24:38.684
And you haven't.
And that's why
I'm pulling the plug.

475
00:24:39.892 --> 00:24:41.618
You're firing me?

476
00:24:41.721 --> 00:24:43.171
Oh, I'm not just firing you.

477
00:24:43.274 --> 00:24:45.000
No, no,
I'm firing everybody.

478
00:24:45.104 --> 00:24:47.658
I'm firing that guy,
firing him, her.

479
00:24:47.762 --> 00:24:48.832
She's all right,
he's cool.

480
00:24:48.935 --> 00:24:50.592
I know what happened
that night.

481
00:24:50.696 --> 00:24:53.940
And I know I've lost
everything trying to
prove that it's real.

482
00:24:54.044 --> 00:24:55.908
My credibility,
my career.My money.

483
00:24:56.011 --> 00:24:58.773
My own government
tried to destroy me
for asking questions.

484
00:24:58.876 --> 00:24:59.981
Why do you think that is?

485
00:25:00.084 --> 00:25:01.569
Listen,
I love that story.

486
00:25:01.672 --> 00:25:03.847
The uniform, the woods,
the bad man
who stole the orb,

487
00:25:03.950 --> 00:25:05.158
how you got
your little boo-boo.

488
00:25:05.262 --> 00:25:06.953
I get it. Tell it
to someone else.

489
00:25:07.057 --> 00:25:10.785
As soon as The Guard
makes a mistake,
we'll find the Source.

490
00:25:10.888 --> 00:25:12.994
If there's one thing
I learned
about The Guard

491
00:25:13.097 --> 00:25:15.479
it's he doesn't
make mistakes.

492
00:25:15.583 --> 00:25:18.240
All right, you got
till the end of the week
to shut this down.

493
00:25:21.209 --> 00:25:22.659
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Printing in progress.

494
00:25:27.974 --> 00:25:29.631
Wow. Cool lasers.

495
00:25:35.395 --> 00:25:37.950
Escape hatch
panel number 13 complete.

496
00:25:38.053 --> 00:25:39.676
BERGER:
Look, it's building itself.

497
00:25:47.097 --> 00:25:49.237
LIZZIE: Some kind of
3D printer from space.

498
00:25:49.340 --> 00:25:51.170
Ooh, tell it
to print a fake ID.

499
00:25:51.273 --> 00:25:52.412
BERGER: Can it print
Britney Spears?

500
00:25:52.516 --> 00:25:54.207
Hasn't she been
through enough?

501
00:25:55.036 --> 00:25:56.520
Can't print people.

502
00:25:56.624 --> 00:25:58.695
Looks like only a few things
to choose from.

503
00:26:00.628 --> 00:26:03.078
Uh, Maya, I think you
pressed the wrong button.

504
00:26:03.182 --> 00:26:04.804
Yeah.
Emergency shutoff.

505
00:26:04.908 --> 00:26:07.289
CHARLIE: This is a bad idea.LIZZIE: Uh, here,
try this button.

506
00:26:08.325 --> 00:26:10.879
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

507
00:26:20.544 --> 00:26:22.857
AUTOMATED VOICE: Transferring
to charging station.

508
00:26:39.770 --> 00:26:40.978
Nice material.

509
00:26:41.634 --> 00:26:42.462
Oh, what's this?

510
00:26:42.566 --> 00:26:44.257
BERGER:
Looks like a magic wand.

511
00:26:48.089 --> 00:26:49.366
Whoa.

512
00:26:51.057 --> 00:26:52.300
[GASPS]

513
00:27:05.106 --> 00:27:06.279
Looking good, Hermione.

514
00:27:06.383 --> 00:27:08.937
It's not a magic wand,
it's a magnet wand.

515
00:27:09.248 --> 00:27:10.490
What?

516
00:27:12.113 --> 00:27:13.321
[SCOFFS]

517
00:27:25.782 --> 00:27:27.266
It's a HUD.

518
00:27:27.369 --> 00:27:28.888
A what?A heads-up display.

519
00:27:30.062 --> 00:27:31.753
I wonder
what this button does?

520
00:27:33.375 --> 00:27:35.343
[LIZZIE SCREAMING]

521
00:27:35.446 --> 00:27:38.829
Help me! Berger!
Berger! It's not a backpack!

522
00:27:38.933 --> 00:27:41.590
CHARLIE: Hold on,
I'm coming!Turn it off!

523
00:27:41.694 --> 00:27:44.076
Pull me down, Maya!Okay, hang on,
hang on, I got...

524
00:27:46.216 --> 00:27:47.838
Whoa!BERGER: Lizzie, careful!

525
00:27:49.944 --> 00:27:51.393
[LIZZIE SCREAMING]

526
00:27:52.671 --> 00:27:55.225
You okay?That was awesome.

527
00:27:55.328 --> 00:27:56.571
That was crazy.You guys okay?

528
00:27:56.675 --> 00:27:58.918
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Target applying.

529
00:27:59.022 --> 00:28:00.023
Oh, shh...

530
00:28:01.127 --> 00:28:02.301
[MAYA GRUNTS]

531
00:28:02.404 --> 00:28:03.992
LIZZIE:
Oh, my God, Maya!

532
00:28:07.513 --> 00:28:09.377
I killed Maya.You killed Maya.

533
00:28:09.480 --> 00:28:11.034
I killed Maya.You killed Maya!

534
00:28:13.933 --> 00:28:15.555
She's okay. You're okay.

535
00:28:16.384 --> 00:28:17.903
That was awesome.

536
00:28:18.869 --> 00:28:20.595
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Shrink to fit.

537
00:28:22.010 --> 00:28:24.150
Stylish and functional.BERGER: Guys, check this out!

538
00:28:24.254 --> 00:28:25.876
[ALL SCREAMING]

539
00:28:25.980 --> 00:28:27.360
LIZZIE: Where's his head?

540
00:28:27.464 --> 00:28:31.606
It's DJ Berger,
the headless assassin
comin' at you live!

541
00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:32.745
Berger?

542
00:28:33.539 --> 00:28:35.921
Guys! Guys!
Look over here.

543
00:28:38.578 --> 00:28:40.511
BERGER:
Ooh, I look good today.

544
00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:42.030
How?

545
00:28:42.134 --> 00:28:43.514
It's amazing!

546
00:28:43.618 --> 00:28:46.966
You put your head through
one magic portal thingy

547
00:28:47.070 --> 00:28:49.417
and it comes out
the other.

548
00:28:50.176 --> 00:28:51.799
Oh, my gosh.

549
00:28:52.316 --> 00:28:53.697
Ooh, what's that?

550
00:28:54.146 --> 00:28:55.147
[ALARM CHIRPS]

551
00:28:56.493 --> 00:28:58.667
[ALL SCREAMING]

552
00:28:59.979 --> 00:29:02.741
AUTOMATED VOICE:
G-mobile summoned.
Ready for mission.

553
00:29:02.844 --> 00:29:04.673
This is sick.

554
00:29:06.917 --> 00:29:09.437
LIZZIE: You still
think your dad's
The Guard's butler?

555
00:29:49.063 --> 00:29:50.029
Uh...

556
00:29:51.444 --> 00:29:52.687
You okay?

557
00:29:53.343 --> 00:29:54.793
What? Yeah, I, um...

558
00:29:56.622 --> 00:29:58.866
I'm just ready
to get outta here.

559
00:29:58.969 --> 00:30:02.007
Right, 'cause
it kinda looks like
you broke something.

560
00:30:03.974 --> 00:30:07.150
Yeah, I guess
I don't know
my own strength.

561
00:30:07.253 --> 00:30:09.083
[FLAMINGOPLAYING]

562
00:30:12.534 --> 00:30:14.813
Hey. Now that
we're alone,

563
00:30:14.916 --> 00:30:18.540
I just wanted you to know
that I've been picking up
on your signal...

564
00:30:19.196 --> 00:30:21.612
And...What?

565
00:30:21.716 --> 00:30:24.581
Yes. I would love to go
to the dance with you.

566
00:30:27.101 --> 00:30:28.688
Aww.

567
00:30:28.792 --> 00:30:30.690
Thank you for
the completely random

568
00:30:30.794 --> 00:30:33.314
and utterly
last-minute offer, Berger.

569
00:30:33.417 --> 00:30:35.005
Truly.

570
00:30:35.109 --> 00:30:36.869
But, I already have a date.

571
00:30:38.353 --> 00:30:41.011
Who?An older guy,
more my speed.

572
00:30:42.185 --> 00:30:43.669
You're a little young
for me.

573
00:30:45.464 --> 00:30:47.535
But we're the same age.

574
00:30:49.468 --> 00:30:52.057
CHARLIE: Guys, we gotta
put everything back
where we found it.

575
00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:53.713
Nobody can know
we were in here.[MOUTHING INDISTINCTLY]

576
00:30:53.817 --> 00:30:55.957
You know we have
that test tomorrow,
anyway.

577
00:30:56.061 --> 00:30:57.476
That class was so easy.

578
00:30:57.579 --> 00:30:59.271
I wish I could
take it for you.

579
00:30:59.374 --> 00:31:00.720
About that...

580
00:31:01.618 --> 00:31:03.620
I kind of have
a crazy idea.

581
00:31:05.035 --> 00:31:06.036
[BURPS]

582
00:31:06.692 --> 00:31:07.866
A covert mission.

583
00:31:07.969 --> 00:31:10.696
But, we're gonna need to
borrow a few gadgets.

584
00:31:16.184 --> 00:31:18.877
TEACHER:
You have five minutes
to complete this test.

585
00:31:18.980 --> 00:31:20.257
No phones.

586
00:31:20.361 --> 00:31:22.673
Cheaters will be prosecuted.

587
00:31:47.077 --> 00:31:48.182
LIZZIE: "Maya."

588
00:31:49.942 --> 00:31:50.978
No problem.

589
00:31:54.878 --> 00:31:57.053
You ready to chop down
the Sequoia?

590
00:31:57.156 --> 00:31:58.123
[MOUTHING]
What the hell?

591
00:32:00.090 --> 00:32:02.265
VIRGINIA: We got a hit.
It's strong.

592
00:32:03.300 --> 00:32:04.681
Hawaii, Irons,
you seeing this?

593
00:32:04.784 --> 00:32:06.234
That was awesome.She didn't
even notice.

594
00:32:06.338 --> 00:32:08.271
TEACHER:
Excuse me, Mister Berger.

595
00:32:08.374 --> 00:32:09.928
Uh...

596
00:32:10.031 --> 00:32:11.757
What was that thing
you put in your locker?

597
00:32:11.860 --> 00:32:14.553
It was a sculpture
I made for art class.

598
00:32:14.656 --> 00:32:16.693
I got my eyes
on you, Berger.

599
00:32:18.833 --> 00:32:21.318
Very challenging test,
thank you.Anytime.

600
00:32:21.422 --> 00:32:22.733
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

601
00:32:25.702 --> 00:32:27.221
Hey, Coach?Yeah.

602
00:32:27.773 --> 00:32:29.257
Put me in.

603
00:32:29.361 --> 00:32:30.638
You sure about that?

604
00:32:31.363 --> 00:32:32.640
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

605
00:32:41.304 --> 00:32:42.546
PLATE UMPIRE:
Strike one!

606
00:32:42.650 --> 00:32:44.169
That was pretty fast.

607
00:32:44.272 --> 00:32:45.239
This is the lifeline.

608
00:32:48.345 --> 00:32:49.622
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Power increased.

609
00:32:50.140 --> 00:32:50.969
Charlie.

610
00:32:51.072 --> 00:32:52.763
We got a strong
flash signal.

611
00:32:52.867 --> 00:32:54.351
Like single-mom
strong.

612
00:32:54.455 --> 00:32:55.697
IRONS:
This could be it.

613
00:32:55.801 --> 00:32:57.354
This is the
prosperity line.

614
00:33:06.708 --> 00:33:08.607
Strike two!

615
00:33:08.710 --> 00:33:11.230
And this is the, uh,
line that tells me

616
00:33:11.334 --> 00:33:13.336
that you don't
have a date
to the dance.

617
00:33:17.581 --> 00:33:18.997
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Maximum strength.

618
00:33:22.586 --> 00:33:23.794
Do you wanna
go with me?

619
00:33:23.898 --> 00:33:25.693
I guess.Yeah, cool.

620
00:33:52.685 --> 00:33:54.411
[CROWD CLAPPING]

621
00:33:54.515 --> 00:33:55.723
Now that's fast.

622
00:33:55.826 --> 00:33:57.276
Strike three. You're out.

623
00:33:57.380 --> 00:33:58.415
[BOTH CHEER]

624
00:34:04.801 --> 00:34:06.699
Shotgun!BERGER: You owe me
a new glove!

625
00:34:06.803 --> 00:34:08.080
LIZZIE: What's next?

626
00:34:08.184 --> 00:34:09.978
[ALL SCREAMING]

627
00:34:14.638 --> 00:34:16.192
[TIRES SCREECHING]

628
00:34:16.295 --> 00:34:19.229
[SHOUTING] You're
an excellent driver!Thanks!

629
00:34:26.823 --> 00:34:28.480
HAWAII: Is The Guard
doing donuts?

630
00:34:29.308 --> 00:34:30.447
IRONS: Stay on him.

631
00:34:35.590 --> 00:34:38.800
NEWSCASTER: And in
breaking news, another
possible Guard sighting.

632
00:34:38.904 --> 00:34:40.181
Local officials...

633
00:34:41.009 --> 00:34:42.632
[BEEPING]OFFICER GRANT: 108!

634
00:34:42.735 --> 00:34:43.702
Oh! We got
a live one!

635
00:34:43.805 --> 00:34:45.186
Light 'em up!

636
00:34:45.290 --> 00:34:46.601
[SIREN WAILING]

637
00:34:46.705 --> 00:34:48.500
Dispatch, we got
a 10-80 in progress.

638
00:34:48.603 --> 00:34:51.158
Looks like a hippie van
on steroids.

639
00:34:51.261 --> 00:34:52.469
Are those police sirens?

640
00:34:52.573 --> 00:34:54.851
Charlie? Charlie,
I need you to gas it
right now!

641
00:34:54.954 --> 00:34:56.715
I can't get arrested!
I need to go
to medical school!

642
00:34:56.818 --> 00:34:58.165
Time for some
evasive driving.

643
00:34:58.268 --> 00:34:59.304
YOLO!

644
00:35:03.135 --> 00:35:06.483
Hey! Hippie Monster Truck!
Pull over!

645
00:35:12.489 --> 00:35:13.525
Let's dance!

646
00:35:16.942 --> 00:35:18.461
Get outta the road,
you idiots.

647
00:35:18.564 --> 00:35:20.187
LIZZIE: Charlie, drive faster!

648
00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:23.121
They're still there!

649
00:35:23.224 --> 00:35:25.571
This is a tactical vehicle.
It must have
diversionary features.

650
00:35:25.675 --> 00:35:26.917
All of them, guys,
try all of them!

651
00:35:27.021 --> 00:35:28.402
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Automatic machine gun.
Missiles.

652
00:35:28.505 --> 00:35:29.920
Discombobulator on.

653
00:35:30.024 --> 00:35:32.578
Discombobulator off.

654
00:35:32.682 --> 00:35:33.959
HAWAII:
It's a full-blown surge.

655
00:35:34.373 --> 00:35:35.823
Lockin' on.

656
00:35:35.926 --> 00:35:37.894
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Engaging smoke screen.

657
00:35:40.828 --> 00:35:42.450
Is that smoke?It's smoke bombs.

658
00:35:42.554 --> 00:35:44.003
I can't be near smoke,
I have asthma.

659
00:35:44.107 --> 00:35:45.902
[SCREAMING]
Roll up the window!

660
00:35:48.318 --> 00:35:49.871
What is that, anthrax?

661
00:35:52.253 --> 00:35:53.323
Let me have some.

662
00:35:54.600 --> 00:35:55.843
MAYA: What else
do we have here?

663
00:35:55.946 --> 00:35:57.500
LIZZIE: Come on try something.
Figure something out.

664
00:35:57.603 --> 00:35:59.157
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Magnetic pulse activated.MAYA: Magnet activated.

665
00:36:01.469 --> 00:36:02.815
Whoa.

666
00:36:02.919 --> 00:36:04.679
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Connection established.CHARLIE: Woo-hoo!

667
00:36:04.783 --> 00:36:06.923
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Magnets bonded.Stop!

668
00:36:08.959 --> 00:36:10.340
Nice driving, Kincaid!

669
00:36:10.444 --> 00:36:13.067
Yeah, I play Mario Kart
at a very high level!

670
00:36:15.242 --> 00:36:17.520
It's unblocked.Yep, there he is. Got him!

671
00:36:17.623 --> 00:36:19.556
All right,
pull up the map.

672
00:36:19.660 --> 00:36:21.351
VIRGINIA: He must've
made a mistake.

673
00:36:21.455 --> 00:36:22.766
Hell yeah, he did.

674
00:36:22.870 --> 00:36:24.354
Tell the team
we're mission go.

675
00:36:25.562 --> 00:36:26.874
We got him.

676
00:36:33.846 --> 00:36:35.538
CHARLIE:
Driving's not that hard.

677
00:36:39.542 --> 00:36:40.612
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

678
00:36:43.994 --> 00:36:46.894
You guys go down.
I'll be there in a sec.

679
00:36:46.997 --> 00:36:48.585
BERGER:
Okay. Don't be too long.

680
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:52.900
Hey, Charlie,
uh, I'm sorry,

681
00:36:53.003 --> 00:36:54.902
things are more
complicated
than we thought.

682
00:36:55.005 --> 00:36:58.319
So, I'm gonna have to
extend this trip
for a few more days

683
00:36:58.423 --> 00:37:00.701
but I will see you
the following week

684
00:37:00.804 --> 00:37:02.910
and happy birthday.
I really...

685
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:09.192
BERGER:
Hey, Maya, go long.

686
00:37:18.236 --> 00:37:19.616
I got it!LIZZIE: Oh, no!

687
00:37:20.514 --> 00:37:21.963
Guys, I think it's dead!

688
00:37:22.999 --> 00:37:24.207
CHARLIE: Lizzie!

689
00:37:26.520 --> 00:37:27.486
Okay.

690
00:37:29.902 --> 00:37:31.318
MAYA: Ow.

691
00:37:31.421 --> 00:37:33.320
That was amazing.

692
00:37:33.423 --> 00:37:35.460
I'm gonna go upstairs
and make a phone call.

693
00:37:39.843 --> 00:37:41.051
[BURPS]

694
00:37:48.507 --> 00:37:49.474
[GRUNTS]

695
00:37:53.823 --> 00:37:54.927
I can't believe...So I was thinking...

696
00:37:55.031 --> 00:37:56.550
Sorry, you go first.

697
00:37:57.896 --> 00:37:59.415
I was just gonna say it.

698
00:37:59.518 --> 00:38:00.554
It must be weird, huh?

699
00:38:00.657 --> 00:38:04.074
Knowing your dad has,
like, a sci-fi man cave.

700
00:38:04.178 --> 00:38:06.284
Yeah, it is weird.
Thanks for asking.

701
00:38:07.388 --> 00:38:12.428
It's like we don't even
know each other.

702
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:15.362
I thought he worked
at a Genius Bar.

703
00:38:15.465 --> 00:38:18.537
And he thought
I was a righty.

704
00:38:19.297 --> 00:38:21.471
Well, I didn't forget.

705
00:38:23.439 --> 00:38:24.440
Happy birthday.

706
00:38:26.407 --> 00:38:27.408
You fixed it?

707
00:38:29.962 --> 00:38:31.170
Thanks.

708
00:38:53.572 --> 00:38:55.678
[WHISPERS] Formation.

709
00:38:55.781 --> 00:38:57.231
HAWAII:
What do they call you?

710
00:38:57.818 --> 00:38:59.613
Wisconsin.I'm Hawaii.

711
00:38:59.716 --> 00:39:00.786
Aloha.

712
00:39:00.890 --> 00:39:02.236
Shh.

713
00:39:03.996 --> 00:39:05.895
Oh.

714
00:39:05.998 --> 00:39:07.241
Everyone on alert
here, okay?

715
00:39:07.345 --> 00:39:09.139
Yeah, careful, this could be
Freddy Krueger's house.

716
00:39:09.243 --> 00:39:10.589
You seeing
any security?

717
00:39:12.004 --> 00:39:13.730
No, I see defenses.

718
00:39:16.250 --> 00:39:18.632
They just seem
to be disarmed
at the moment.

719
00:39:20.185 --> 00:39:22.083
Signal's comin'
from inside.

720
00:39:24.500 --> 00:39:25.535
Move.

721
00:39:26.881 --> 00:39:28.676
[HUMMING TUNE]

722
00:39:39.100 --> 00:39:40.723
Clear.Clear.

723
00:39:41.793 --> 00:39:43.208
Smells good.

724
00:39:47.523 --> 00:39:49.559
Feels like we're breaking
into a Pottery Barn.

725
00:39:49.663 --> 00:39:52.355
What are we stealing, Irons?You'll know when you see it.

726
00:39:53.667 --> 00:39:55.116
Oh. I have this lamp.

727
00:39:55.220 --> 00:39:58.499
I get why he couldn't
tell the world about
his secret identity.

728
00:39:59.397 --> 00:40:00.536
But...

729
00:40:01.295 --> 00:40:02.676
Why couldn't he tell me?

730
00:40:03.780 --> 00:40:05.886
Am I that untrustable?

731
00:40:05.989 --> 00:40:07.543
Certainly weren't
in the fifth grade.

732
00:40:10.856 --> 00:40:12.410
So you do remember.

733
00:40:13.203 --> 00:40:14.860
How could I forget?

734
00:40:14.964 --> 00:40:16.828
Robbie Fernandez's
birthday party.

735
00:40:16.931 --> 00:40:18.554
You and I almost kiss.

736
00:40:18.657 --> 00:40:22.316
You chicken out.
And you tell everyone
I have bad breath.

737
00:40:22.420 --> 00:40:25.077
It wasn't true.
There's nothing wrong
with your breath.

738
00:40:25.181 --> 00:40:27.770
I know, 'cause I have
amazing breath,

739
00:40:27.873 --> 00:40:29.875
but you do know
the nickname
Moldy Mouth Maya

740
00:40:29.979 --> 00:40:31.429
followed me
around, right?

741
00:40:32.499 --> 00:40:34.777
And that's why
you left the country.

742
00:40:36.054 --> 00:40:38.781
What? No, my mom got
transferred, you dingus.

743
00:40:40.058 --> 00:40:42.301
[BEEPING]

744
00:40:42.405 --> 00:40:46.513
I'm getting
an electromagnetic pulse
from below the house.

745
00:40:46.616 --> 00:40:48.411
WOMAN: We checked.
There's no basement.

746
00:40:49.792 --> 00:40:52.139
Hey, you guys
are gonna wanna
check out his office.

747
00:40:52.242 --> 00:40:54.521
It has a great feng shui
and a secret elevator.

748
00:40:58.007 --> 00:40:59.353
Sick, right?

749
00:41:10.226 --> 00:41:11.503
We are in the right place.

750
00:41:11.607 --> 00:41:15.024
What's up, guys?
Welcome toMTV Cribs

751
00:41:15.127 --> 00:41:17.336
with your boy,
Barry Berger.

752
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:20.374
And right now
I'm in my secret HQ,

753
00:41:20.478 --> 00:41:22.963
which kinda rocks,
pun intended.

754
00:41:23.066 --> 00:41:24.482
[ELEVATOR DINGS]

755
00:41:25.793 --> 00:41:27.139
Must be Lizzie?

756
00:41:35.113 --> 00:41:38.254
When did Lizzie
get a flashlight?

757
00:41:38.357 --> 00:41:40.394
[WHISPERS]
Something's wrong.
We gotta move, come on.

758
00:42:05.246 --> 00:42:06.524
[KEYPAD BEEPS]

759
00:42:08.077 --> 00:42:09.527
[DIGITAL BEEPING]

760
00:42:14.566 --> 00:42:17.914
And, uh, yeah, this is where
the magic happens.

761
00:42:18.018 --> 00:42:20.365
I don't really know
what this room...
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]

762
00:42:20.468 --> 00:42:21.642
Shh.

763
00:42:21.746 --> 00:42:23.886
Okay, we gotta hide.
There are people
here with guns.

764
00:42:23.989 --> 00:42:25.059
[NERVOUSLY] The Mafia?Shh!

765
00:42:25.163 --> 00:42:26.958
No. They look
paramilitary to me.

766
00:42:27.061 --> 00:42:28.062
How could you tell?

767
00:42:28.166 --> 00:42:29.477
Equipment.
I saw a Sig Sauer MDX,

768
00:42:29.581 --> 00:42:31.997
Zev Dragonfly Glock 17,
Plate Carriers,

769
00:42:32.101 --> 00:42:33.620
and grenades.Wow.

770
00:42:33.723 --> 00:42:35.276
We gotta get Lizzie
and... [GASPS]

771
00:42:35.380 --> 00:42:37.071
Oh, my God, Lizzie.

772
00:42:37.175 --> 00:42:38.176
MAN: [ON PHONE]
I'm wearing a vest now,

773
00:42:38.279 --> 00:42:39.936
I'm really looking forward...Mmhmm.

774
00:42:40.040 --> 00:42:43.491
All right. Well, remember
not to make a big deal
when you get here, okay?

775
00:42:43.595 --> 00:42:45.597
IRONS: The Guard's on
a mission in Japan. So...

776
00:42:45.701 --> 00:42:48.427
It looks like we just
missed him then.

777
00:42:48.531 --> 00:42:50.671
Let's get this object
and get the heck
outta here.

778
00:42:50.775 --> 00:42:52.362
Um...

779
00:42:52.466 --> 00:42:53.536
Looks like
we got company.

780
00:42:53.640 --> 00:42:55.780
IRONS: Well, whoever it is,
it's not him.

781
00:42:55.883 --> 00:42:58.196
They might be after
the same thing we are,
though, so...

782
00:42:58.299 --> 00:43:00.198
Let's make sure
they don't
beat us to it.

783
00:43:00.301 --> 00:43:01.579
CHARLIE:
What are we gonna do?

784
00:43:01.682 --> 00:43:03.857
[WHISPERS] I have an idea.
We hide until Charlie's dad

785
00:43:03.960 --> 00:43:04.961
gets back and saves us.

786
00:43:05.065 --> 00:43:06.169
How long is he
gone for again?

787
00:43:06.273 --> 00:43:07.585
He said he could be
a couple of days.

788
00:43:07.688 --> 00:43:08.931
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
A couple as in two
or a couple as in ten?

789
00:43:09.034 --> 00:43:10.967
'Cause the human body
can survive three days...A couple

790
00:43:11.071 --> 00:43:12.417
literally means two.

791
00:43:12.520 --> 00:43:14.557
Guys, come on,
Lizzie's up there
and we gotta help her.

792
00:43:14.661 --> 00:43:16.870
How? The only way
out is the elevator.

793
00:43:16.973 --> 00:43:18.872
The garage. That's where
the camper van came out of.

794
00:43:18.975 --> 00:43:20.667
There must be
an exit, right?
Let's go.

795
00:43:20.770 --> 00:43:22.703
Whoever's down here,
we're gonna smoke 'em out.

796
00:43:22.807 --> 00:43:24.602
You and Wisconsin
sweep the perimeter.Yeah.

797
00:43:24.705 --> 00:43:26.742
Jersey, you and Hawaii
set the signal jammer
upstairs.

798
00:43:26.845 --> 00:43:28.226
Make sure no one's
hidin' out up there

799
00:43:28.329 --> 00:43:29.848
and no one takes
as much as a piss

800
00:43:29.952 --> 00:43:31.850
without talkin' to me
first, you got that?

801
00:43:31.954 --> 00:43:32.920
WISCONSIN: Copy that.

802
00:43:35.647 --> 00:43:36.752
Starting now.

803
00:43:36.855 --> 00:43:38.995
He's got one of those
little fancy Japanese toilet

804
00:43:39.099 --> 00:43:41.377
motion-sensor things
that spray the...

805
00:43:41.480 --> 00:43:43.137
Yeah. Get upstairs.

806
00:43:43.241 --> 00:43:44.622
Copy that.WISCONSIN: Move. Let's go!

807
00:43:44.725 --> 00:43:46.624
JERSEY: You heard him.
Let's move.

808
00:43:51.145 --> 00:43:53.251
Just text me when you're here
and I'll come outside.

809
00:43:56.116 --> 00:43:57.704
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Lockdown initiated.

810
00:43:58.221 --> 00:43:59.360
Hurry up!

811
00:43:59.464 --> 00:44:01.293
In five, four, three...BERGER: Go, go, go.

812
00:44:01.397 --> 00:44:02.778
...two, one.

813
00:44:05.332 --> 00:44:06.609
WISCONSIN:
Did you hear that?Yeah.

814
00:44:06.713 --> 00:44:07.748
On me.

815
00:44:07.852 --> 00:44:08.887
[WHISPERS]
Go back.

816
00:44:12.304 --> 00:44:13.685
Argon, we found
the place.

817
00:44:13.789 --> 00:44:15.963
ARGON: And what?But we got a problem.

818
00:44:16.067 --> 00:44:17.275
Yeah, what is it?

819
00:44:17.378 --> 00:44:19.657
You'll wanna
get over here ASAP. I'm on my way.

820
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:24.385
[GASPS]

821
00:44:32.635 --> 00:44:34.050
[PANTING]

822
00:45:02.976 --> 00:45:04.978
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Power source removed.

823
00:45:20.648 --> 00:45:22.167
Where are you hiding?

824
00:45:22.271 --> 00:45:23.686
[LIZZIE WHIMPERING]

825
00:45:29.036 --> 00:45:31.004
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Generating predictions.

826
00:45:38.736 --> 00:45:41.014
BERGER:
Charlie. Charlie.

827
00:45:41.911 --> 00:45:43.602
Charlie.Huh?

828
00:45:44.293 --> 00:45:46.571
MAYA: Come on!

829
00:45:46.674 --> 00:45:49.125
IRONS: Whoever is here,
I know you can hear me.

830
00:45:49.229 --> 00:45:52.680
We have this place locked down
so there is no escape.

831
00:45:52.784 --> 00:45:54.268
We've come
to retrieve an object,

832
00:45:54.372 --> 00:45:56.512
and we followed
the energy trail
to this exact spot.

833
00:45:56.615 --> 00:45:58.169
So we know it's in here.The van.

834
00:45:58.272 --> 00:46:00.930
We came for the object,
not you,
so you have a choice.

835
00:46:01.034 --> 00:46:03.864
You can just give it to us
and no harm will come to you.

836
00:46:03.968 --> 00:46:06.867
Or you can get in our way
and you will be sorry.

837
00:46:06.971 --> 00:46:08.489
Oh, no.

838
00:46:12.631 --> 00:46:14.530
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

839
00:46:20.467 --> 00:46:21.986
Where are these intruders?

840
00:46:22.089 --> 00:46:24.229
JERSEY: They're downstairs
and there's someone
up here. A girl.

841
00:46:24.333 --> 00:46:25.506
What if she called the cops?

842
00:46:25.610 --> 00:46:27.715
Not possible.
I set up blockers
around the house.

843
00:46:27.819 --> 00:46:29.338
Did you block
every frequency?

844
00:46:29.441 --> 00:46:30.926
Does SpongeBob live
in a pineapple?

845
00:46:34.308 --> 00:46:36.690
Looks like we might have to
get our hands dirty tonight.

846
00:46:36.794 --> 00:46:39.900
Hey, killing kids is not
a part of my contract.

847
00:46:40.004 --> 00:46:44.042
Hey, hey, hey, whoa.
Who said anything
about killing kids?

848
00:46:44.146 --> 00:46:46.458
All right, we're gonna
find her and we're gonna
scare her, right?

849
00:46:46.562 --> 00:46:48.736
Uh-huh.Good. 'Cause
I don't kill kids.

850
00:46:48.840 --> 00:46:50.531
No, totally,
totally, totally.

851
00:46:50.635 --> 00:46:52.706
But, uh,
what about adults?

852
00:46:52.810 --> 00:46:55.088
Adults are fine, right?Adults are fine.

853
00:46:55.191 --> 00:46:57.124
I kill adults
all the time.Yeah, exactly.

854
00:47:00.058 --> 00:47:01.232
One less adult.

855
00:47:07.272 --> 00:47:08.549
[FLOOR CREAKS]

856
00:47:10.206 --> 00:47:11.380
Freeze![GASPS]

857
00:47:11.483 --> 00:47:12.899
Who are you?

858
00:47:13.002 --> 00:47:16.178
I'm Lizzie McGonagle.
Elizabeth.

859
00:47:16.281 --> 00:47:18.111
And I'm 14 years old.

860
00:47:18.214 --> 00:47:19.595
And I look really mature,

861
00:47:19.698 --> 00:47:22.391
but I'm just starting
to feel comfortable
in my own skin.

862
00:47:22.494 --> 00:47:24.669
And I'm too pretty
to die, okay?

863
00:47:24.772 --> 00:47:26.084
I'm way too pretty
to die

864
00:47:26.188 --> 00:47:28.569
and I don't know why
you guys wanna kill me.

865
00:47:28.673 --> 00:47:33.022
Because I'm so pretty
and I have so much more
of life to live right now.

866
00:47:33.126 --> 00:47:35.956
You guys don't have
as much life
to live as I do,

867
00:47:36.060 --> 00:47:38.303
and I really just don't want
you guys to kill me.

868
00:47:38.407 --> 00:47:39.753
Please don't kill me.

869
00:47:39.857 --> 00:47:40.858
Shh.

870
00:47:42.514 --> 00:47:44.206
Please.[DOORBELL RINGS]

871
00:47:44.309 --> 00:47:45.966
Who is that?

872
00:47:46.070 --> 00:47:47.416
I don't know.ARGON: Did you call the cops?

873
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:48.624
No! I swear.

874
00:47:48.727 --> 00:47:50.557
Did you order food?No, no, it's not food.

875
00:47:50.660 --> 00:47:52.662
There's pizza over there
It's DiGiorno, not delivery.

876
00:47:53.284 --> 00:47:54.561
Who is DiGiorno?

877
00:47:56.528 --> 00:47:57.667
Is that DiGiorno at the door?

878
00:47:57.771 --> 00:47:59.773
No! No.Who is DiGiorno?

879
00:47:59.877 --> 00:48:01.982
I don't know why
you guys are here.

880
00:48:02.086 --> 00:48:02.880
Get her down here.

881
00:48:02.983 --> 00:48:04.329
"We came to
retrieve an object."

882
00:48:04.433 --> 00:48:05.399
BERGER: I think
he means that thing.

883
00:48:05.503 --> 00:48:06.884
Yes, obviously
he means that thing.

884
00:48:06.987 --> 00:48:08.644
Okay, where did you go?I don't know.

885
00:48:08.747 --> 00:48:10.197
It showed me things.

886
00:48:10.301 --> 00:48:11.440
Like a vision.

887
00:48:11.543 --> 00:48:12.820
Whatever it is,
it's powerful.

888
00:48:12.924 --> 00:48:14.132
Well, whatever it is,
let's give it to them

889
00:48:14.236 --> 00:48:15.547
and get the hell
out of here.

890
00:48:15.651 --> 00:48:17.446
What? No!
It's not ours to give,
it belongs to my dad.

891
00:48:17.549 --> 00:48:20.000
Who cares? If we don't
give 'em that thing,
they're gonna kill us.

892
00:48:20.104 --> 00:48:22.106
Well, they still might
kill us even if we do.

893
00:48:22.209 --> 00:48:23.107
I don't trust militias.

894
00:48:23.210 --> 00:48:24.867
BERGER: Then there's
nothing we can do.

895
00:48:24.971 --> 00:48:26.973
Wrong. There is
something we can do.

896
00:48:27.456 --> 00:48:28.871
Defend ourselves!

897
00:48:29.803 --> 00:48:31.080
That's what
I'm talking about.

898
00:48:35.671 --> 00:48:37.017
Okay, I lied
to you guys.

899
00:48:37.121 --> 00:48:38.881
Listen. It's just my date.[KNOCK ON DOOR]

900
00:48:38.985 --> 00:48:41.125
Please let me get rid of him.
He's not part of this.

901
00:48:41.228 --> 00:48:42.436
No one has to get hurt.

902
00:48:42.540 --> 00:48:45.957
Wait, wait. His parents
are both lawyers.

903
00:48:46.061 --> 00:48:47.925
I mean, one is just
a personal injury lawyer,

904
00:48:48.028 --> 00:48:49.409
but still, they'll come
looking for him

905
00:48:49.512 --> 00:48:51.273
and they'll call
the police.

906
00:48:51.376 --> 00:48:54.828
You don't wanna deal
with an ambulance chaser,
trust me.

907
00:48:54.932 --> 00:48:56.381
BOY: Lizzie!Cover the door.

908
00:48:56.485 --> 00:48:59.281
Wait, wait, wait.You have 60 seconds
to get rid of him.

909
00:48:59.384 --> 00:49:01.076
BOY: It's scary out here!Be cool.

910
00:49:02.456 --> 00:49:03.526
Hi.

911
00:49:03.630 --> 00:49:05.494
[SPEAKING FRENCH]
Bonsoir, ma cherie.

912
00:49:05.597 --> 00:49:07.875
You look ravishing,
as always.

913
00:49:07.979 --> 00:49:10.395
Uh, thanks,
Big Mac. Um, so...

914
00:49:10.499 --> 00:49:12.052
[WHISPERING GIBBERISH]

915
00:49:16.332 --> 00:49:17.816
What is that?

916
00:49:17.920 --> 00:49:19.508
Get help!
Call the cops.Get her inside.

917
00:49:19.611 --> 00:49:20.647
JERSEY: That's enough.

918
00:49:20.750 --> 00:49:22.166
Get in here.[BIG MAC YELPS]

919
00:49:22.269 --> 00:49:25.031
Looks like Eugene
just got his license.

920
00:49:25.134 --> 00:49:27.965
Um, can you not
call me Eugene?

921
00:49:28.068 --> 00:49:30.139
He likes to be
called Big Mac.

922
00:49:31.865 --> 00:49:33.418
Gun.What are you doing here?

923
00:49:33.522 --> 00:49:36.007
Well, what happened was,

924
00:49:36.111 --> 00:49:39.321
um, I came here
to pick up my date...

925
00:49:39.424 --> 00:49:40.667
Right.That's my date.

926
00:49:40.770 --> 00:49:43.083
And, it just so...
It happens that

927
00:49:43.187 --> 00:49:45.913
she has been hangin'
out with my brother

928
00:49:46.017 --> 00:49:48.986
and his friend,
[STAMMERING] Charlie.

929
00:49:49.676 --> 00:49:51.333
That's why I'm here.

930
00:49:51.436 --> 00:49:56.855
So what happened was
you [MIMICS STAMMERING]
came here to hang out

931
00:49:56.959 --> 00:49:59.858
with your girl who's also
hangin' out with your...

932
00:49:59.962 --> 00:50:00.825
Brother.

933
00:50:00.928 --> 00:50:03.103
Who then is
hanging out with...

934
00:50:03.207 --> 00:50:04.622
Charlie....Charlie,

935
00:50:04.725 --> 00:50:06.037
and his friends.

936
00:50:06.141 --> 00:50:08.212
You don't gotta
make fun of me,
but yes.

937
00:50:08.488 --> 00:50:09.765
Perfect.

938
00:50:11.353 --> 00:50:12.802
Just kids, huh?

939
00:50:19.050 --> 00:50:20.707
Irons! When were
you gonna tell me

940
00:50:20.810 --> 00:50:22.295
you found The Guard's
secret headquarters?

941
00:50:22.398 --> 00:50:24.642
I wanted to wait
till we actually had
the energy source.

942
00:50:24.745 --> 00:50:26.195
You were waiting.
So where is it?

943
00:50:26.299 --> 00:50:27.507
Missing.

944
00:50:27.610 --> 00:50:30.234
There's someone down here.
Could be security, militia...

945
00:50:30.337 --> 00:50:31.476
Militia?

946
00:50:31.580 --> 00:50:33.168
I mean, whoever it is,
they're highly evasive.

947
00:50:35.963 --> 00:50:38.449
Romeo and Juliet over here
are the teenage militia?

948
00:50:40.175 --> 00:50:41.417
Hi, guys.

949
00:50:41.521 --> 00:50:43.350
Defend ourselves?

950
00:50:43.454 --> 00:50:44.731
How do you expect us
to do that?

951
00:50:44.834 --> 00:50:46.077
I have an idea.

952
00:50:46.181 --> 00:50:47.906
Have you guys heard
of guerilla warfare?

953
00:50:48.010 --> 00:50:49.391
Xbox or PS5?

954
00:50:49.494 --> 00:50:51.565
No, actual
guerilla warfare.

955
00:50:51.669 --> 00:50:53.153
Using your weaknesses
as strengths?

956
00:50:53.257 --> 00:50:55.155
We're smaller than them,
but we're mobile.

957
00:50:55.259 --> 00:50:58.193
We have home field advantage
and a giant 3D printer.

958
00:50:58.296 --> 00:51:00.091
I say we get
the gadgets,

959
00:51:00.195 --> 00:51:02.680
get scrappy,
and fight our way out.

960
00:51:02.783 --> 00:51:04.095
ARGON:
Is this thing on? Yeah.

961
00:51:04.199 --> 00:51:06.408
Hi, I'm looking for
a Charlie Kincaid.

962
00:51:06.511 --> 00:51:08.444
I got someone here
who'd like to say hi to you.

963
00:51:08.548 --> 00:51:11.378
LIZZIE: Charlie, these
old guys have guns!
Do whatever they say.

964
00:51:11.827 --> 00:51:13.484
They got Lizzie.

965
00:51:13.587 --> 00:51:16.797
BIG MAC: Berger, hey,
hey, man. Look, if I die,
I'm gonna kill you!

966
00:51:16.901 --> 00:51:17.936
ARGON: Dude, shut up.

967
00:51:18.040 --> 00:51:19.766
Give me the Source,
Charlie Kincaid,

968
00:51:19.869 --> 00:51:21.457
or I'll kill your friends.
You got it?

969
00:51:21.561 --> 00:51:22.631
BERGER: My brother's here.

970
00:51:22.734 --> 00:51:24.529
They're gonna kill
my brother. Give me that.

971
00:51:24.633 --> 00:51:26.842
Berger, I know you're
scared. I am, too.

972
00:51:26.945 --> 00:51:28.982
But we have a plan.
We can fight back.Shh.

973
00:51:29.086 --> 00:51:32.089
Come on, Charlie,
you're not exactly
the action hero type.

974
00:51:32.192 --> 00:51:34.125
What am I then,
since you seem to know?

975
00:51:34.229 --> 00:51:37.301
You're a scaredy-cat.
And you know what?
Scaredy-cat is good.

976
00:51:37.404 --> 00:51:39.406
Guys.But this is not the time
to play hero cat, okay?

977
00:51:39.510 --> 00:51:40.890
Stick to scaredy-cat.MAYA: Shh!

978
00:51:40.994 --> 00:51:43.583
This coming from
a guy who's scared
to leave the house

979
00:51:43.686 --> 00:51:44.894
without a backup inhaler?

980
00:51:44.998 --> 00:51:48.588
With all the asthma,
the celiacs,
the tubs of Flonase?

981
00:51:48.691 --> 00:51:50.003
Guys, come on.
You guys are friends.

982
00:51:50.107 --> 00:51:52.039
We're risking our lives
for that rock

983
00:51:52.143 --> 00:51:53.903
so you can prove
to your dad
how brave you are.

984
00:51:54.007 --> 00:51:55.595
But guess what?
He doesn't care.

985
00:51:55.698 --> 00:51:56.734
He cares more
about his job

986
00:51:56.837 --> 00:51:58.322
than he cares
about his own son.

987
00:52:00.427 --> 00:52:01.566
[GRUNTS]

988
00:52:03.603 --> 00:52:05.432
MAYA: Guys, stop fighting.

989
00:52:06.882 --> 00:52:08.711
Hey, stop it. You idiots.

990
00:52:08.815 --> 00:52:10.610
This isn't the time for
airing of grievances!

991
00:52:10.713 --> 00:52:12.163
Now let's work together.

992
00:52:12.267 --> 00:52:15.960
No way. I'd rather go
Han Solo than be
teamed up with you.

993
00:52:24.555 --> 00:52:26.246
[MUFFLED] His parents
are lawyers.

994
00:52:26.350 --> 00:52:27.627
IRONS: Where is Hawaii?

995
00:52:27.730 --> 00:52:30.561
Busy. Just focus on
finding the Source.

996
00:52:31.838 --> 00:52:33.150
You heard him,
guys. Move out.

997
00:52:33.253 --> 00:52:36.014
You, too. Jersey's
gonna babysit.

998
00:52:49.821 --> 00:52:51.720
WISCONSIN: We're clear.

999
00:52:51.823 --> 00:52:53.170
VIRGINIA:
Let's check the next room.

1000
00:52:58.071 --> 00:52:59.348
AUTOMATED VOICE: Low power.

1001
00:52:59.452 --> 00:53:01.971
[WHISPERING]
This one's dead, too.They're all dead.

1002
00:53:02.075 --> 00:53:03.801
IRONS: Virginia,
what's your status?

1003
00:53:03.904 --> 00:53:05.285
Have you found anything?

1004
00:53:05.389 --> 00:53:06.355
Damn.

1005
00:53:07.943 --> 00:53:09.807
Nothin'. And the power
source isn't here.

1006
00:53:10.463 --> 00:53:11.429
Find it, please.

1007
00:53:12.810 --> 00:53:14.329
Time for phase two?Yep.

1008
00:53:15.778 --> 00:53:17.124
ARGON:
I can't wait to blow
this place up.

1009
00:53:17.228 --> 00:53:18.402
Seriously, I hate
this place.

1010
00:53:19.644 --> 00:53:21.267
Watch the kiddies.Yeah.

1011
00:53:25.823 --> 00:53:28.205
A fanny pack?
[SCOFFS]

1012
00:53:37.386 --> 00:53:39.388
What can he say?
He looks like a baby.

1013
00:53:39.492 --> 00:53:41.459
Sweet. Quarter.He hasn't even hit
his growth spurt...

1014
00:53:41.563 --> 00:53:42.633
[SQUEALS]

1015
00:53:45.152 --> 00:53:46.464
[GROANING]

1016
00:53:50.710 --> 00:53:51.918
I just killed someone.

1017
00:53:55.059 --> 00:53:56.612
AUTOMATED VOICE: Charging.

1018
00:53:58.545 --> 00:54:01.824
This is it.
This is The Guard's
energy source.

1019
00:54:01.928 --> 00:54:05.172
You literally gave
a presentation
about this yesterday.

1020
00:54:05.276 --> 00:54:07.520
Ms. Squint owes me
an apology.

1021
00:54:07.623 --> 00:54:09.763
Do you think I could win
a Nobel Prize from this?

1022
00:54:09.867 --> 00:54:11.386
I don't think so.BERGER: Hey!

1023
00:54:12.352 --> 00:54:15.252
Who's the hero-cat now,
buttmunchers?

1024
00:54:21.499 --> 00:54:23.398
Sorry about what
I said back there.

1025
00:54:23.501 --> 00:54:25.262
Your ailments aren't
what make you weak,

1026
00:54:25.365 --> 00:54:27.471
they're actually what
makes you strong.

1027
00:54:27.574 --> 00:54:29.196
And I'm sorry
I punched you.[SIGHS]

1028
00:54:29.300 --> 00:54:31.820
BERGER: That was
a really good apology.

1029
00:54:31.923 --> 00:54:33.684
I wasn't ready
to forgive you.

1030
00:54:33.787 --> 00:54:35.824
I planned on throwing
way more shade.

1031
00:54:35.927 --> 00:54:38.033
But, I'm sorry, too.

1032
00:54:40.829 --> 00:54:41.933
[GRUNTS]

1033
00:54:42.037 --> 00:54:44.626
Hey, I think
I saw this guy
on TV yesterday.

1034
00:54:44.729 --> 00:54:45.972
Mm-mm.

1035
00:54:46.075 --> 00:54:47.456
[MUFFLED]
Wait, wait, no, no.

1036
00:54:47.560 --> 00:54:48.595
[GROANS]

1037
00:54:50.356 --> 00:54:51.667
[PANTING]

1038
00:54:52.358 --> 00:54:53.566
Hey, how old
are you guys?

1039
00:54:53.669 --> 00:54:55.602
Eighteen.Fourteen.

1040
00:54:55.706 --> 00:54:58.122
ARGON: It's just
you guys down here?We'll ask the questions.

1041
00:54:58.225 --> 00:55:00.469
I say we torture him
to get info.

1042
00:55:00.573 --> 00:55:01.746
[LAUGHING]

1043
00:55:04.093 --> 00:55:05.302
And how do you plan
on torturin' me?

1044
00:55:05.405 --> 00:55:07.580
Are you gonna
tickle torture me?

1045
00:55:07.683 --> 00:55:08.684
Like what are you
gonna do?

1046
00:55:14.138 --> 00:55:15.381
Dude, that was too long!

1047
00:55:15.484 --> 00:55:17.072
Does that feel
like tickle torture?

1048
00:55:17.175 --> 00:55:18.315
That thing's amazing.
Ya wanna sell it?

1049
00:55:18.418 --> 00:55:19.833
You wanna see it again?No, no!

1050
00:55:19.937 --> 00:55:21.835
No, no, no.
You know, okay.

1051
00:55:21.939 --> 00:55:23.837
What do you guys
wanna know?Everything.

1052
00:55:23.941 --> 00:55:26.081
Okay, that thing?
That glowing thing?

1053
00:55:26.184 --> 00:55:27.945
That thing's highly
advanced technology.

1054
00:55:28.048 --> 00:55:30.327
It's like otherworldly
technology.

1055
00:55:30.430 --> 00:55:33.191
"Otherworldly"
as in aliens?

1056
00:55:35.262 --> 00:55:36.540
Yeah.

1057
00:55:36.643 --> 00:55:39.646
That's what "otherworldly"
means, it's not
from this world.

1058
00:55:39.750 --> 00:55:42.235
No way. That thing
is clearly designed
for humans.

1059
00:55:42.339 --> 00:55:44.237
No, that's because
it adapts
to its environment.

1060
00:55:44.341 --> 00:55:46.377
It's a world builder.
It created
this entire place!

1061
00:55:46.481 --> 00:55:49.415
I mean, do you think
The Guard built this?
Not without that.

1062
00:55:49.518 --> 00:55:50.623
Why do you want it?

1063
00:55:50.726 --> 00:55:53.936
Because I think that
The Guard has only unlocked

1064
00:55:54.040 --> 00:55:56.283
a fraction
of its potential.

1065
00:55:56.387 --> 00:55:57.768
And you wanna
make weapons out of it.

1066
00:55:57.871 --> 00:55:59.045
Ya know what
I want it for?

1067
00:55:59.148 --> 00:56:02.048
I wanna use it
so I can solve
the world's problems.

1068
00:56:02.151 --> 00:56:03.670
So why not tell that
to my dad, huh?

1069
00:56:03.774 --> 00:56:07.191
You know how many times
I've been on TV
asking for his help?

1070
00:56:07.294 --> 00:56:09.952
And you know what?
I got ghosted.

1071
00:56:10.056 --> 00:56:11.644
I'm familiar
with the feeling.

1072
00:56:11.747 --> 00:56:14.474
And your dad's being, like,
so selfish right now.

1073
00:56:14.578 --> 00:56:16.959
He just wants
that technology
all to himself!

1074
00:56:17.063 --> 00:56:18.271
I want to share it.

1075
00:56:18.996 --> 00:56:20.653
Huh?

1076
00:56:20.756 --> 00:56:22.862
Who's the bad guy here?

1077
00:56:22.965 --> 00:56:25.174
You are.You guys look
like smart kids.

1078
00:56:25.278 --> 00:56:27.384
Just give me the orb
and I'll let you guys go.

1079
00:56:27.487 --> 00:56:29.662
I don't trust him.No way.

1080
00:56:30.594 --> 00:56:31.767
I'm giving you my word.

1081
00:56:33.320 --> 00:56:35.564
Hey, Charlie. Come here.

1082
00:56:38.395 --> 00:56:39.396
Hey, man.

1083
00:56:41.259 --> 00:56:43.745
Now's your chance
to be a hero.

1084
00:56:43.848 --> 00:56:46.333
You know? Dude,
don't do it for me.

1085
00:56:47.024 --> 00:56:48.370
Do it for her.

1086
00:56:50.268 --> 00:56:52.201
I mean, there's definitely
a vibe there.

1087
00:56:53.306 --> 00:56:55.515
Do you think?There's no vibe, Charlie.

1088
00:56:57.241 --> 00:56:59.450
It's hot. It's too hot.

1089
00:56:59.554 --> 00:57:01.141
It's gotten...
It's uncomfortable.

1090
00:57:02.142 --> 00:57:03.350
Don't listen to him.

1091
00:57:10.116 --> 00:57:11.531
JACK: Hey, Lily,
how you doin'?

1092
00:57:11.635 --> 00:57:12.808
LILY: Hey, I was just
callin' to see
how it's goin'.

1093
00:57:12.912 --> 00:57:14.085
Did you talk?

1094
00:57:14.189 --> 00:57:17.123
Yeah, I had a talk.
I didn't have the talk.

1095
00:57:17.226 --> 00:57:20.609
To be honest, I just
don't think he's ready.

1096
00:57:20.713 --> 00:57:23.336
Jack, I'm so sick
of this superhero shtick.

1097
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:25.338
Listen, if you wanna
be close to him,

1098
00:57:25.442 --> 00:57:27.202
then you have to
let him in, okay?

1099
00:57:27.305 --> 00:57:28.997
Yeah, you gotta let him in.

1100
00:57:29.100 --> 00:57:30.343
Just put Charlie on.

1101
00:57:30.447 --> 00:57:33.380
Okay. Put him on where?

1102
00:57:33.484 --> 00:57:35.244
What do you mean?
Put him on the phone.

1103
00:57:35.348 --> 00:57:36.901
He hasn't picked up
any of my calls.

1104
00:57:38.282 --> 00:57:40.215
Right, 'cause
he's not with you.

1105
00:57:42.217 --> 00:57:43.460
Oh, shoot.

1106
00:57:43.563 --> 00:57:44.426
What?

1107
00:57:44.530 --> 00:57:45.565
Because you haven't
seen him

1108
00:57:45.669 --> 00:57:47.843
since you dropped him off
at my house.

1109
00:57:48.395 --> 00:57:49.258
Dang it!

1110
00:57:49.362 --> 00:57:51.882
Okay, wait,
where is Charlie?

1111
00:57:51.985 --> 00:57:53.642
He's right
where you left him.

1112
00:57:53.746 --> 00:57:54.712
Okay, but...

1113
00:58:06.931 --> 00:58:08.381
CHARLIE:
We have your boss.

1114
00:58:08.485 --> 00:58:11.729
We're a super tough gang
of mercenaries,
way tougher than you.

1115
00:58:11.833 --> 00:58:15.422
Meet us downstairs
for an exchange, losers.

1116
00:58:27.918 --> 00:58:29.057
Get up.

1117
00:58:29.160 --> 00:58:30.921
LIZZIE: Hey, stop!JERSEY: God, you're strong.

1118
00:58:31.024 --> 00:58:32.957
LIZZIE: Take it easy.

1119
00:58:33.061 --> 00:58:36.202
We give you the Source,
and you let us go, right?

1120
00:58:36.305 --> 00:58:38.273
All of us.Abso... Yes.

1121
00:58:41.725 --> 00:58:42.691
You sure?

1122
00:58:49.802 --> 00:58:50.837
[SIGHS]

1123
00:58:52.598 --> 00:58:54.634
All right, now release
our friends.

1124
00:58:57.085 --> 00:58:58.638
BERGER: Come on,
just let 'em go.

1125
00:59:04.989 --> 00:59:08.441
What are you doin' here?I'm picking up my date.

1126
00:59:08.545 --> 00:59:11.064
Really, Lizzie?
This is the older guy?
My brother?

1127
00:59:11.168 --> 00:59:14.343
How could you?Oh, I have no autonomy
in my own decisions?

1128
00:59:14.447 --> 00:59:16.345
You know what?
You both betrayed me.

1129
00:59:16.449 --> 00:59:18.002
Betrayed?
I didn't know
you liked her.

1130
00:59:18.106 --> 00:59:19.797
Charlie, give me
the Source.

1131
00:59:22.317 --> 00:59:23.663
Oh, come on.

1132
00:59:23.767 --> 00:59:25.838
I'm gonna keep it safe,
I promise.

1133
00:59:26.459 --> 00:59:28.565
Hey. Be a hero.

1134
00:59:42.095 --> 00:59:43.510
Come on.

1135
00:59:46.997 --> 00:59:48.343
Thanks, buddy.

1136
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:50.966
It's beautiful.

1137
00:59:52.658 --> 00:59:53.417
Lock 'em up.

1138
00:59:53.520 --> 00:59:55.005
Put your hands up!What?

1139
00:59:59.147 --> 01:00:00.493
You lied to us?

1140
01:00:00.597 --> 01:00:03.047
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Business, man.

1141
01:00:03.565 --> 01:00:04.601
Hey.

1142
01:00:06.706 --> 01:00:08.570
Let's keep it under wraps
till we get it to the lab.

1143
01:00:08.674 --> 01:00:11.193
You mean after
we show the public.

1144
01:00:11.297 --> 01:00:13.092
Ansel, we're not
hiding this anymore.

1145
01:00:13.195 --> 01:00:15.404
Well, no, no, of course.
We're gonna share it
with the world.

1146
01:00:15.508 --> 01:00:18.407
Of course we are.
But we don't want it
to fall into the wrong hands.

1147
01:00:18.511 --> 01:00:20.858
We can't just turn this over
without proper analysis.

1148
01:00:20.962 --> 01:00:23.654
Can you imagine that?
Who would we want to
turn it over to?

1149
01:00:23.758 --> 01:00:24.862
Right? Wait.

1150
01:00:25.622 --> 01:00:27.624
Wait, what? It's fake.

1151
01:00:27.727 --> 01:00:28.728
It's a fake!

1152
01:00:29.073 --> 01:00:30.316
Charlie!

1153
01:00:31.179 --> 01:00:32.490
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Emergency shutoff.

1154
01:00:32.594 --> 01:00:34.216
CHARLIE: Just business!ARGON: Get back here!

1155
01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:35.942
Now!WISCONSIN: What the hell?

1156
01:00:36.046 --> 01:00:37.772
CHARLIE: Go, go, go!WISCONSIN: Who's got
eyes on the kid?

1157
01:00:41.051 --> 01:00:42.362
There's only one exit.

1158
01:00:42.466 --> 01:00:43.605
CHARLIE: Let's get to
the elevator, come on.

1159
01:00:43.709 --> 01:00:45.538
BERGER: Don't tell 'em
where we're going.

1160
01:00:46.228 --> 01:00:47.195
MAYA: Watch out!

1161
01:00:47.298 --> 01:00:48.610
Grenade!

1162
01:00:50.612 --> 01:00:51.613
[GASPS]

1163
01:00:55.548 --> 01:00:57.757
No!

1164
01:01:09.838 --> 01:01:11.668
[EXHALES] Gotcha.

1165
01:01:13.117 --> 01:01:14.809
Charlie, we're free!
Let's go!

1166
01:01:16.362 --> 01:01:18.329
Not without the Source.

1167
01:01:18.433 --> 01:01:20.021
ARGON:
Jersey, toss it to me.

1168
01:01:20.124 --> 01:01:21.401
CHARLIE: Hey, Argon!

1169
01:01:22.333 --> 01:01:24.128
Playtime's over, kids!

1170
01:01:24.232 --> 01:01:26.510
We're not kids!We're young adults.

1171
01:01:26.613 --> 01:01:28.926
And playtime
has just begun.

1172
01:01:29.686 --> 01:01:30.790
Hear!

1173
01:01:30.894 --> 01:01:31.929
Go get 'em.

1174
01:01:36.209 --> 01:01:37.624
JERSEY: Catch.ARGON: Toss it.

1175
01:01:42.146 --> 01:01:43.492
[BOTH YELLING]

1176
01:01:46.979 --> 01:01:48.014
ARGON: Get it, get it!

1177
01:01:53.433 --> 01:01:54.641
Shoot 'em!

1178
01:01:56.264 --> 01:01:57.541
Nonlethal!

1179
01:01:57.644 --> 01:01:59.163
Well, they were
shooting at us!

1180
01:01:59.267 --> 01:02:01.131
Nobody touches the 'fro.

1181
01:02:03.858 --> 01:02:04.790
Go!

1182
01:02:04.893 --> 01:02:06.826
Lizzie! The Source!

1183
01:02:16.387 --> 01:02:17.595
VIRGINIA: Come here!

1184
01:02:19.770 --> 01:02:20.875
[GROANS]

1185
01:02:20.978 --> 01:02:22.497
Bon voyage!

1186
01:02:27.985 --> 01:02:28.952
Charlie!

1187
01:02:30.229 --> 01:02:31.402
Hurry up!

1188
01:02:31.506 --> 01:02:32.921
Charlie, run!

1189
01:02:40.826 --> 01:02:41.861
Come on out.

1190
01:02:42.586 --> 01:02:43.932
I said, come out!

1191
01:02:56.255 --> 01:02:57.463
Nailed it.

1192
01:03:12.685 --> 01:03:13.997
Gimme that ball,
little boy.

1193
01:03:17.448 --> 01:03:18.449
AUTOMATED VOICE: Malfunction.

1194
01:03:18.553 --> 01:03:20.072
Get outta the way,
whopper.

1195
01:03:20.175 --> 01:03:21.798
Over my dead body.

1196
01:03:23.075 --> 01:03:24.145
No!

1197
01:03:26.043 --> 01:03:27.596
I said
gimme that ball.

1198
01:03:29.564 --> 01:03:31.014
What are you doin'?

1199
01:03:31.117 --> 01:03:32.291
Getting out of the way.

1200
01:03:32.394 --> 01:03:33.361
For what?

1201
01:03:33.464 --> 01:03:34.949
[MAYA GRUNTS]

1202
01:03:36.088 --> 01:03:38.538
Her.Okay. Let's get
to the elevator.

1203
01:03:53.105 --> 01:03:54.831
You shot at a kid!

1204
01:03:58.179 --> 01:03:59.594
Young adult.

1205
01:04:04.219 --> 01:04:05.600
[GROANS]

1206
01:04:06.152 --> 01:04:07.015
Hole in one.

1207
01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:08.672
Berger! Berger! Let's go!

1208
01:04:08.775 --> 01:04:10.708
Let's... Now. Right now.
Let's get...

1209
01:04:11.261 --> 01:04:13.090
Hey! Eugene?

1210
01:04:19.200 --> 01:04:20.166
What did you call me?

1211
01:04:21.478 --> 01:04:22.444
No.

1212
01:04:22.548 --> 01:04:25.102
[IN SING-SONG VOICE]
Yoo-hoo. Eugene.

1213
01:04:27.967 --> 01:04:29.141
Eugene.

1214
01:04:29.831 --> 01:04:31.729
[GASPS]

1215
01:04:31.833 --> 01:04:35.009
I told you don't
call me Eugene.

1216
01:04:35.112 --> 01:04:36.182
Attack!

1217
01:04:39.634 --> 01:04:42.499
Yeah. Take that. Take that.

1218
01:04:42.602 --> 01:04:44.846
Do not mess with
the Berger brothers.

1219
01:04:47.331 --> 01:04:49.161
Are you ready?

1220
01:04:49.264 --> 01:04:50.783
Big Mac Attack
on the scene!

1221
01:04:52.992 --> 01:04:54.614
I just did that.
My hand kinda...

1222
01:04:54.718 --> 01:04:56.444
I'm a superhero now, right?You're great.

1223
01:04:56.547 --> 01:04:57.963
CHARLIE: Let's get
to the elevator.

1224
01:05:00.655 --> 01:05:02.070
[CHARLIE YELLS]

1225
01:05:07.696 --> 01:05:09.146
BERGER: No, no!
Let go of me! No!

1226
01:05:09.250 --> 01:05:10.147
Come here!Let go of me.

1227
01:05:10.251 --> 01:05:11.252
Charlie...Let's go.

1228
01:05:11.355 --> 01:05:13.150
Charlie.We'll press charges!

1229
01:05:13.254 --> 01:05:14.324
IRONS: You fought well, kid.

1230
01:05:15.566 --> 01:05:16.913
Now hand it over.

1231
01:05:17.016 --> 01:05:18.673
I'm not gonna let you
steal from my dad.

1232
01:05:18.776 --> 01:05:20.640
Whatever he's told you
is a lie.

1233
01:05:20.744 --> 01:05:21.676
Charlie, I don't know
if you've noticed,

1234
01:05:21.779 --> 01:05:23.195
that's kinda
your dad's thing.

1235
01:05:23.298 --> 01:05:24.334
Lying.

1236
01:05:25.162 --> 01:05:26.405
Isn't it?

1237
01:05:26.508 --> 01:05:28.545
He ever tell you
anything about
what happened that night

1238
01:05:28.648 --> 01:05:29.995
when we found
the Source?

1239
01:05:30.512 --> 01:05:31.720
Hmm?

1240
01:05:31.824 --> 01:05:33.999
He mention that
I was right there
with him?

1241
01:05:34.102 --> 01:05:35.793
That's me, I'm the guy
who got his face blown off

1242
01:05:35.897 --> 01:05:38.555
so your dad can
run around pretendin'
he's some damn hero.

1243
01:05:38.658 --> 01:05:40.281
Where are you goin'?

1244
01:05:40.384 --> 01:05:41.454
Stop running.No!

1245
01:05:41.558 --> 01:05:43.111
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

1246
01:05:43.215 --> 01:05:46.356
You're a liar!
That didn't happen!
He found it.

1247
01:05:46.459 --> 01:05:48.599
Humanity was given a gift
from the stars that night

1248
01:05:48.703 --> 01:05:50.705
and your father
stole it for himself.

1249
01:05:51.602 --> 01:05:53.190
No.

1250
01:05:53.294 --> 01:05:55.227
You don't really know
your dad, do you?

1251
01:05:57.401 --> 01:05:59.093
And you think
your dad's a hero?

1252
01:06:00.508 --> 01:06:02.993
Not if you saw
what I saw, kid.

1253
01:06:03.097 --> 01:06:04.961
No! No.AUTOMATED VOICE:
Generating vision.

1254
01:06:11.691 --> 01:06:12.969
ARGON: Bravo!

1255
01:06:13.072 --> 01:06:14.522
Bravo!

1256
01:06:14.625 --> 01:06:16.041
I never doubted
you for a second.

1257
01:06:17.145 --> 01:06:18.284
[LAUGHS]

1258
01:06:19.803 --> 01:06:21.287
All right,
now bring it down here.

1259
01:06:21.701 --> 01:06:22.909
And the kid.

1260
01:06:23.496 --> 01:06:24.842
Let's go.

1261
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:31.401
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Power low.

1262
01:06:32.402 --> 01:06:33.403
Dang it!

1263
01:06:36.509 --> 01:06:39.374
I never doubted you
for a second,
not one second.

1264
01:06:39.478 --> 01:06:41.342
That's why you tried
to fire me yesterday,
right?

1265
01:06:41.445 --> 01:06:43.206
What do we do
with the rugrats?

1266
01:06:43.309 --> 01:06:44.276
Get rid of 'em.

1267
01:06:45.484 --> 01:06:46.519
What?

1268
01:06:46.623 --> 01:06:48.314
Murder wasn't part
of the plan, Ansel.

1269
01:06:50.558 --> 01:06:51.766
Give it to me.

1270
01:06:56.564 --> 01:06:57.910
Don't move, Irons.

1271
01:07:06.125 --> 01:07:07.092
Nice, huh?

1272
01:07:10.750 --> 01:07:12.028
Whoa, my watch!

1273
01:07:19.518 --> 01:07:20.519
Go!

1274
01:07:27.974 --> 01:07:29.735
LIZZIE: Blast it! Blast it!BERGER: Big Mac!

1275
01:07:29.838 --> 01:07:31.012
Gross!BERGER: Blast it!

1276
01:07:31.116 --> 01:07:32.600
LIZZIE: Blast it!BERGER: Big Mac!

1277
01:07:32.703 --> 01:07:34.671
Blast it!

1278
01:07:34.774 --> 01:07:36.224
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Portal connection broken.

1279
01:07:36.328 --> 01:07:37.294
Put your hands up!

1280
01:07:37.398 --> 01:07:38.606
Yeah, put your hands up!

1281
01:07:38.709 --> 01:07:40.125
Where's the other portal?

1282
01:07:41.471 --> 01:07:43.024
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

1283
01:07:44.991 --> 01:07:46.545
Who the heck are you?

1284
01:07:46.648 --> 01:07:49.996
Whoa, whoa, don't shoot!
Don't shoot.

1285
01:07:50.100 --> 01:07:53.310
I'm just the IT guy.
I was alerted to
a security breach?

1286
01:07:56.486 --> 01:07:58.971
I didn't know it was
Zero Dark Thirtyin here.

1287
01:07:59.075 --> 01:08:00.628
Hey, what are you doing?
Stay right there!

1288
01:08:00.731 --> 01:08:02.664
Let me come down
'cause there's a weird echo.

1289
01:08:02.768 --> 01:08:03.976
So we're not shouting
at each other.

1290
01:08:04.080 --> 01:08:06.185
What?It's all these echoes,
it's a big space.

1291
01:08:06.289 --> 01:08:07.704
Okay, yeah,
there is an echo.

1292
01:08:07.807 --> 01:08:09.844
I've been tellin' the guy,
he's gotta work on
the acoustics.

1293
01:08:09.947 --> 01:08:11.156
Is that him?
Is that The Guard?

1294
01:08:11.259 --> 01:08:14.366
And the cell phone service
is terrible.

1295
01:08:14.469 --> 01:08:17.886
Well, I shouldn't say
terrible. It's not
where I want it to be.

1296
01:08:17.990 --> 01:08:20.303
I'm gonna work on that.Is that The Guard?

1297
01:08:20.406 --> 01:08:23.409
As of right now, you're not
getting the push notifications

1298
01:08:23.513 --> 01:08:24.686
and some of the alerts,

1299
01:08:24.790 --> 01:08:26.378
although sometimes people
like getting rid of 'em.

1300
01:08:26.481 --> 01:08:27.827
Can you hurry up?

1301
01:08:27.931 --> 01:08:29.243
Let's turn down
the temperature.

1302
01:08:29.346 --> 01:08:31.555
JACK: You guys
are freakin' me out
with these guns.

1303
01:08:34.696 --> 01:08:36.629
Okay, are you The Guard?

1304
01:08:36.733 --> 01:08:39.563
No. I'm definitely
not The Guard.

1305
01:08:39.667 --> 01:08:40.702
I just work for him.

1306
01:08:40.806 --> 01:08:43.878
I'm more of a Luigi
than a Mario.

1307
01:08:43.981 --> 01:08:48.365
But you need firmware
or cyber security and
I'm your Huckleberry.

1308
01:08:48.469 --> 01:08:51.023
Okay, then how would you
deal with DDoS malware?

1309
01:08:51.127 --> 01:08:53.922
Ya probably wanna hit it with
a little anti-DDoS malware.

1310
01:08:54.026 --> 01:08:55.510
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

1311
01:08:55.614 --> 01:08:56.615
Check his purse.

1312
01:08:56.718 --> 01:08:57.685
What's in the fanny pack?

1313
01:08:57.788 --> 01:08:59.065
Can anybody say front butt?

1314
01:08:59.169 --> 01:09:01.137
Nothing, just
fanny pack stuff.

1315
01:09:01.240 --> 01:09:04.174
I mean, I got some,
you know, lip balm,

1316
01:09:04.278 --> 01:09:06.176
sunglasses,
hand sanitizer...

1317
01:09:06.280 --> 01:09:07.246
Open it.

1318
01:09:08.523 --> 01:09:09.524
Slowly.

1319
01:09:23.435 --> 01:09:26.127
Yeah, it's a fanny pack.
I mean, see?

1320
01:09:27.093 --> 01:09:28.094
Oh, and some gum.

1321
01:09:28.198 --> 01:09:29.510
He's got a gun![YELPS]

1322
01:09:53.810 --> 01:09:54.845
You okay? You okay?Yeah. Yes.

1323
01:09:54.949 --> 01:09:56.226
Stay back, stay back!Dad, we...

1324
01:09:56.330 --> 01:09:58.124
Listen, Charlie,
I got somethin' to tell you.

1325
01:09:58.228 --> 01:09:59.678
Yeah, Dad, Dad...This may come
as a shock...

1326
01:09:59.781 --> 01:10:00.989
Charlie, please!

1327
01:10:01.645 --> 01:10:02.957
I am The Guard.

1328
01:10:03.060 --> 01:10:04.683
Oh, my God, really?

1329
01:10:04.786 --> 01:10:06.305
Okay, we'll talk more
about it later.

1330
01:10:13.139 --> 01:10:15.590
VIRGINIA: What is that?

1331
01:10:15.694 --> 01:10:17.109
Get the other fanny pack!

1332
01:10:21.389 --> 01:10:22.770
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Power level critical.

1333
01:10:22.873 --> 01:10:24.944
Dang it!
The suit's outta power.

1334
01:10:25.048 --> 01:10:27.430
You coulda chosen anything
and you chose a fanny pack?

1335
01:10:27.533 --> 01:10:28.569
It's practical.

1336
01:10:28.672 --> 01:10:29.777
Hey, guys, we're clear.

1337
01:10:29.880 --> 01:10:31.192
One, two!

1338
01:10:31.606 --> 01:10:32.573
Go!

1339
01:10:35.023 --> 01:10:36.197
Okay, here's the plan.

1340
01:10:36.301 --> 01:10:37.750
We're gonna get
you guys to the elevator,

1341
01:10:37.854 --> 01:10:39.476
then I'm gonna
grab the Source,

1342
01:10:39.580 --> 01:10:40.857
recharge the suit.Dad...

1343
01:10:40.960 --> 01:10:42.341
What?A little thing
about the Source...

1344
01:10:42.445 --> 01:10:43.894
No, wait, Charlie,
please! Look at me.

1345
01:10:43.998 --> 01:10:45.379
Charlie, please tell me
they don't have the Source.

1346
01:10:45.482 --> 01:10:47.381
He doesn't. Yeah,
we made sure of that.

1347
01:10:47.484 --> 01:10:48.658
Great.Yeah.

1348
01:10:48.761 --> 01:10:50.176
Charlie employed
a classic diversionary
tactic.

1349
01:10:50.280 --> 01:10:52.006
He printed a decoy
Source and fooled
all the mercenaries.

1350
01:10:52.109 --> 01:10:53.904
Really?It was pretty cool.

1351
01:10:54.836 --> 01:10:55.941
That does sound cool.

1352
01:10:56.044 --> 01:10:57.563
Mr. Kincaid,
sorry to interrupt,

1353
01:10:57.667 --> 01:10:59.185
and I actually think
fanny packs are having
a moment right now...

1354
01:10:59.289 --> 01:11:00.497
Thank you.Why just the glove?

1355
01:11:00.601 --> 01:11:02.637
Why not the whole suit?'Cause I ran outta power.

1356
01:11:02.741 --> 01:11:04.294
Ya can't get the whole suit
without the power,

1357
01:11:04.398 --> 01:11:05.744
that's why
I just got the glove.

1358
01:11:05.847 --> 01:11:07.263
Okay, so who's got the Source?

1359
01:11:08.229 --> 01:11:09.299
I threw it in a portal.

1360
01:11:09.403 --> 01:11:11.128
And I kinda zapped it
and it's gone.

1361
01:11:11.232 --> 01:11:13.476
Portal? What do you mean,
"zapped it"?

1362
01:11:14.339 --> 01:11:15.409
[GROANS]

1363
01:11:15.512 --> 01:11:16.617
CHARLIE: No!

1364
01:11:18.101 --> 01:11:19.482
MAYA: Mr. Kincaid!BERGER: Mr. Kincaid!

1365
01:11:19.585 --> 01:11:20.552
Dad!LIZZIE: No.

1366
01:11:20.655 --> 01:11:22.450
[KUNGFU SOUNDS]

1367
01:11:22.554 --> 01:11:24.418
ARGON: Hidin' the suit
in a fanny pack, huh?[JACK GROANS]

1368
01:11:24.521 --> 01:11:25.522
CHARLIE: God. Dad!

1369
01:11:25.626 --> 01:11:26.903
Clever.

1370
01:11:27.006 --> 01:11:28.353
You think that it
only works for you?

1371
01:11:28.456 --> 01:11:31.563
You're not special.
You're not the chosen one.

1372
01:11:31.977 --> 01:11:33.806
The truth is,

1373
01:11:33.910 --> 01:11:36.361
you're the recipient
of dumb luck.

1374
01:11:36.464 --> 01:11:40.399
Yeah, you got the suit,
but you don't have
the swagger.

1375
01:11:44.852 --> 01:11:46.474
You don't think
I got swagger?

1376
01:11:50.444 --> 01:11:51.410
[FARTS]

1377
01:11:53.136 --> 01:11:54.586
Where's the Source?

1378
01:11:54.689 --> 01:11:56.173
I'll never tell you.

1379
01:11:59.591 --> 01:12:00.730
[LIZZIE SCREAMING]

1380
01:12:00.833 --> 01:12:02.076
It's at school
in my locker!

1381
01:12:02.179 --> 01:12:04.112
Berger!Grab the kid.
Let's get outta here.

1382
01:12:04.216 --> 01:12:05.769
I'm changin'
the access codes.

1383
01:12:06.770 --> 01:12:07.840
Come on!

1384
01:12:07.944 --> 01:12:08.807
LIZZIE: No, leave him alone!MAYA: Berger!

1385
01:12:08.910 --> 01:12:09.946
Dad?

1386
01:12:10.049 --> 01:12:11.465
[GROANING]

1387
01:12:13.259 --> 01:12:14.744
Dad!

1388
01:12:14.847 --> 01:12:16.780
[EXHALES]
Swagger, damn.

1389
01:12:16.884 --> 01:12:18.920
What does he know
about swagger?

1390
01:12:19.024 --> 01:12:20.232
Ya know what,
set the nano bombs.

1391
01:12:20.336 --> 01:12:22.338
And give us enough time
to clear the blast area.

1392
01:12:22.441 --> 01:12:23.511
Uh-huh.

1393
01:12:33.107 --> 01:12:34.315
Did you just graze me?

1394
01:12:35.178 --> 01:12:38.146
Yeah.Don't graze me, bro.

1395
01:12:44.774 --> 01:12:46.223
[ELEVATOR DINGS]

1396
01:12:46.327 --> 01:12:48.398
Can I get the phone?Uh-huh.

1397
01:12:50.124 --> 01:12:51.781
Set one up
in the elevator.

1398
01:12:51.884 --> 01:12:53.230
I'll set up the timer.

1399
01:12:56.544 --> 01:12:57.511
Sorry, buddy.

1400
01:12:58.615 --> 01:13:00.514
Argon, no!

1401
01:13:00.617 --> 01:13:03.206
JERSEY: Argon, you're like
a father to me!No witnesses.

1402
01:13:06.347 --> 01:13:08.522
[EXPLOSION]Charlie!

1403
01:13:08.625 --> 01:13:10.386
What's goin' on?
What's happening?Thank God you're okay.

1404
01:13:10.489 --> 01:13:11.387
Charlie, what's happening?Dad, Dad...

1405
01:13:11.490 --> 01:13:12.905
Here's the deal,
here's the deal.

1406
01:13:13.009 --> 01:13:14.390
This whole frickin' place is
rigged with bombs, all right?

1407
01:13:14.493 --> 01:13:15.908
We got five minutes
to get outta here,

1408
01:13:16.012 --> 01:13:17.738
save Berger,
and get the Source.

1409
01:13:19.049 --> 01:13:20.948
I can't believe
you took the Source
to school.

1410
01:13:21.051 --> 01:13:23.260
No time for parenting, Dad!

1411
01:13:23.364 --> 01:13:25.262
How do we get outta here?

1412
01:13:25.366 --> 01:13:26.678
There's an escape hatch
above the gym.

1413
01:13:26.781 --> 01:13:28.645
Not an option.
System's locked down.JACK: What?

1414
01:13:28.749 --> 01:13:30.233
IRONS: Argon changed
all these access codes.

1415
01:13:30.336 --> 01:13:31.510
Everything is encrypted now.

1416
01:13:32.546 --> 01:13:34.479
Dad, Dad, Dad,
you stay here.No.

1417
01:13:34.582 --> 01:13:35.721
Dad, you stay here.

1418
01:13:35.825 --> 01:13:36.929
Blue Eyes, fix him up.

1419
01:13:37.033 --> 01:13:39.656
The name's
Captain Sean Irons.Shh. Zip it.

1420
01:13:39.760 --> 01:13:42.487
Lizzie, you crack the code
so we can get access
to the system.

1421
01:13:42.590 --> 01:13:45.006
Maya and I will print
enough jetpacks for all
of us, all right?

1422
01:13:45.110 --> 01:13:47.526
We will?I trust you.
Do you trust me?

1423
01:13:48.596 --> 01:13:49.804
I do now.

1424
01:13:49.908 --> 01:13:51.116
Here you go.

1425
01:13:51.668 --> 01:13:53.394
[BEEPING]

1426
01:13:53.498 --> 01:13:55.016
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What did Captain Blue Eyes

1427
01:13:55.120 --> 01:13:56.501
back there just say?AUTOMATED VOICE:
All systems locked.

1428
01:13:56.604 --> 01:13:57.743
He said Argon locked
the whole system.

1429
01:13:57.847 --> 01:13:59.296
The escape hatch,
the printer,
everything.

1430
01:13:59.400 --> 01:14:00.815
If we don't crack this code
we're all gonna die.

1431
01:14:00.919 --> 01:14:02.610
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Access denied.Speakin' of Argon...

1432
01:14:02.714 --> 01:14:04.094
You know, for the record,
I don't have
a stuttering problem.

1433
01:14:04.198 --> 01:14:06.752
Ya know, I was
just nervous and see,
see, what happened...

1434
01:14:08.271 --> 01:14:10.135
What are you?

1435
01:14:10.238 --> 01:14:12.240
Hey. Hey.
What are you doin'?

1436
01:14:12.344 --> 01:14:14.139
Need to cauterize
this wound.

1437
01:14:14.242 --> 01:14:16.072
For a second there,
I thought you were
gonna kill me.

1438
01:14:16.175 --> 01:14:17.453
Yeah, I still might.

1439
01:14:17.556 --> 01:14:18.730
[GROANS]

1440
01:14:18.833 --> 01:14:20.801
It's a four-digit password,
only 10,000 combinations.

1441
01:14:20.904 --> 01:14:22.561
Only 10,000?

1442
01:14:22.665 --> 01:14:25.322
Look, Lizzie, I understand
you're really good at
the escape room stuff

1443
01:14:25.426 --> 01:14:26.910
but I don't see any clues.

1444
01:14:27.014 --> 01:14:29.568
We don't need a clue, Big Mac.
We're gonna brute-force
this password.

1445
01:14:29.672 --> 01:14:32.260
You're gonna
brute-force 10,000
different combinations.

1446
01:14:32.364 --> 01:14:33.814
Yes, I have a plan.We're gonna die.

1447
01:14:33.917 --> 01:14:35.160
I need to borrow this.

1448
01:14:35.263 --> 01:14:37.162
CHARLIE: Hurry up! We don't
have that much time.

1449
01:14:37.265 --> 01:14:38.853
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Error printing.

1450
01:14:42.685 --> 01:14:44.272
[BOTH GRUNTING]

1451
01:14:47.379 --> 01:14:48.760
So why are you
helpin' me now?

1452
01:14:48.863 --> 01:14:51.590
Let's just say I know
what the stakes are now.

1453
01:14:51.694 --> 01:14:54.800
You had a vision, didn't you?
Not everyone gets one.

1454
01:14:56.284 --> 01:14:57.458
What'd you see?

1455
01:14:57.562 --> 01:14:59.667
It's more powerful
than I realized.

1456
01:15:03.015 --> 01:15:04.327
I got this.

1457
01:15:06.053 --> 01:15:08.262
Code denied.

1458
01:15:08.365 --> 01:15:10.471
Now you understand
why it needed
to be protected.

1459
01:15:10.575 --> 01:15:12.197
I don't see
why you assume
you're the only one

1460
01:15:12.300 --> 01:15:13.509
worthy of
protecting it, though.

1461
01:15:13.612 --> 01:15:15.338
Wanna know what
my last ten years
have been?

1462
01:15:15.441 --> 01:15:18.134
Marriage: Over.
Kid: Hates me.

1463
01:15:18.237 --> 01:15:19.618
But I didn't
have a choice.You did.

1464
01:15:19.722 --> 01:15:21.551
You chose to
keep it for yourself.

1465
01:15:28.454 --> 01:15:29.835
MAYA: Charlie, move!

1466
01:15:30.733 --> 01:15:31.803
Lizzie!

1467
01:15:33.183 --> 01:15:35.254
Wait! That was
not part of the plan!

1468
01:15:35.358 --> 01:15:37.015
Lizzie!Lizzie, get us
out of here!

1469
01:15:37.118 --> 01:15:38.948
Speakin' of plans, do you
think we like maybe
need to reevaluate our...

1470
01:15:39.051 --> 01:15:42.779
No! We're all gonna go
to the dance and we're all
gonna have a great time!

1471
01:15:45.230 --> 01:15:46.542
MAYA: Lizzie, come on![SCREAMS]

1472
01:15:48.198 --> 01:15:49.717
Oh, no.No.

1473
01:15:49.821 --> 01:15:51.063
We're getting crushed!

1474
01:15:51.167 --> 01:15:52.548
Oh, my God,
they're getting crushed!

1475
01:15:53.583 --> 01:15:55.999
Help! Lizzie!

1476
01:15:58.588 --> 01:16:01.073
Maya, I gotta
tell you somethin'.

1477
01:16:01.177 --> 01:16:03.973
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Platform has reached
maximum capacity.

1478
01:16:04.076 --> 01:16:05.457
Wait. Wait,
what does that mean?

1479
01:16:05.561 --> 01:16:07.839
Commencing vaporization
procedure.

1480
01:16:08.529 --> 01:16:10.289
Only 100 more combos, Lizzie.

1481
01:16:10.393 --> 01:16:12.706
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Denied. Denied. Denied.

1482
01:16:12.809 --> 01:16:15.398
I really like you.
Like "like-like" you.

1483
01:16:15.501 --> 01:16:17.745
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Reducing volume in 15 seconds.

1484
01:16:17.849 --> 01:16:20.610
Like... Like a lot! Fifteen, 14, 13,

1485
01:16:20.714 --> 01:16:22.612
12, 11,

1486
01:16:22.716 --> 01:16:25.028
ten, nine, eight...You got this.

1487
01:16:25.132 --> 01:16:27.513
...seven, six, five...And I'm...

1488
01:16:27.617 --> 01:16:30.862
...four, three, two, one.

1489
01:16:32.070 --> 01:16:33.416
Code accepted.So sorry.

1490
01:16:33.830 --> 01:16:34.797
I got it!

1491
01:16:40.216 --> 01:16:41.735
Yes! Yes!Yes! Yes!

1492
01:16:42.287 --> 01:16:43.737
Sorry.

1493
01:16:43.840 --> 01:16:44.807
MAYA: What?

1494
01:16:46.222 --> 01:16:47.430
I'm sorry.

1495
01:16:47.533 --> 01:16:51.227
Boys pick the weirdest times
to be vulnerable.

1496
01:16:51.330 --> 01:16:52.746
Let's go print
those jetpacks.

1497
01:16:54.057 --> 01:16:56.957
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Jet pack printing three
of six complete.

1498
01:16:57.060 --> 01:16:58.683
[BEEPING]

1499
01:17:01.686 --> 01:17:04.274
Big Mac, listen to me.
We gotta go now.
Come here.

1500
01:17:04.378 --> 01:17:06.000
Wait, wait, wait, wait.Hold on.

1501
01:17:06.104 --> 01:17:07.657
[BIG MAC YELLING]

1502
01:17:08.175 --> 01:17:09.383
We gotta double up.

1503
01:17:09.486 --> 01:17:11.765
Wait, what about my dad?Go, go, go! I'm fine.

1504
01:17:11.868 --> 01:17:14.388
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Destruction imminent.

1505
01:17:15.596 --> 01:17:17.598
Well, I guess you gotta
learn to share now.

1506
01:17:20.325 --> 01:17:21.533
Bring it in.

1507
01:17:22.223 --> 01:17:23.431
Get in here.

1508
01:17:28.022 --> 01:17:29.472
[JACK YELLING]

1509
01:17:32.544 --> 01:17:35.029
JACK: Whoa, whoa.
Watch out for the tree! No.

1510
01:17:35.133 --> 01:17:36.410
[IMPACT GRUNTS]

1511
01:17:38.688 --> 01:17:41.242
LIZZIE: Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1512
01:17:41.346 --> 01:17:43.555
That was crazy!We just flew.

1513
01:17:43.659 --> 01:17:45.764
Thank you.Nice job, Angry Guy.

1514
01:17:45.868 --> 01:17:47.248
But we've gotta
get to school.

1515
01:17:47.352 --> 01:17:48.871
You should leave
the kids with me,
they'll slow you down.

1516
01:17:48.974 --> 01:17:50.079
No!No!

1517
01:17:50.182 --> 01:17:52.081
Berger's my best friend.He's my little brother.

1518
01:17:52.184 --> 01:17:53.323
We're going with you,
Mr. Kincaid.

1519
01:17:53.427 --> 01:17:55.705
[HELICOPTER HOVERING]

1520
01:17:57.155 --> 01:17:58.432
I'm not the only one
lookin' for ya.

1521
01:17:58.535 --> 01:18:01.159
You guys go.
I'll slow 'em down.

1522
01:18:02.056 --> 01:18:03.644
Yeah, the world
needs The Guard, Jack.

1523
01:18:03.748 --> 01:18:05.473
And you're the least
bad option.

1524
01:18:06.371 --> 01:18:08.407
Thanks.You're not gonna...

1525
01:18:08.511 --> 01:18:09.857
I know you're not,
I don't have to say this,

1526
01:18:09.961 --> 01:18:11.307
but you're not gonna
tell 'em who The Guard is
or anything...

1527
01:18:11.410 --> 01:18:13.067
We'll see.Gotcha, man, okay.

1528
01:18:13.171 --> 01:18:14.759
All right, you guys get
the heck outta here.

1529
01:18:14.862 --> 01:18:15.967
Stop that maniac,
all right?

1530
01:18:16.070 --> 01:18:17.693
CHARLIE: Let's go!MAYA: Let's go get Berger!

1531
01:18:20.661 --> 01:18:21.973
Sorry about
your man cave, Dad.

1532
01:18:22.076 --> 01:18:25.148
Yeah. Adios.Ten years
down the drain.

1533
01:18:26.598 --> 01:18:29.118
Well, it's not my fault
a militia showed up to...

1534
01:18:29.221 --> 01:18:31.258
There's two schools
of thought on that....steal your magic ball.

1535
01:18:31.361 --> 01:18:32.846
Well, whose is it?

1536
01:18:32.949 --> 01:18:34.848
Hey, if you would've
just told me the truth
about who you are,

1537
01:18:34.951 --> 01:18:36.263
I would have never
figured it out!

1538
01:18:36.366 --> 01:18:37.505
So actually,
it's your fault.

1539
01:18:37.609 --> 01:18:39.059
JACK: Really?CHARLIE: Yeah.

1540
01:18:39.162 --> 01:18:40.923
Well, we'll have plenty
o' time to discuss
whose fault it is.

1541
01:18:42.959 --> 01:18:45.859
ARGON: Let's go!BERGER: Okay, okay,
take it easy, man!

1542
01:18:45.962 --> 01:18:47.205
Dude, you are so slow.

1543
01:18:47.308 --> 01:18:49.932
Mom's right.
You're always deflecting,
putting up walls.

1544
01:18:50.035 --> 01:18:51.899
What? She says that?Yeah.

1545
01:18:52.003 --> 01:18:53.245
I disagree.

1546
01:18:53.349 --> 01:18:55.627
I don't put up walls
and I don't deflect.

1547
01:18:56.386 --> 01:18:57.698
See? Deflection.

1548
01:18:57.802 --> 01:18:59.113
What are you
talking about?It's deflecting.

1549
01:18:59.217 --> 01:19:00.908
That's not deflecting,
that's disagreeing.That's...

1550
01:19:01.012 --> 01:19:02.220
No, that's deflecting.

1551
01:19:02.323 --> 01:19:04.705
No, that's not.Why can't you just
be honest with me?

1552
01:19:04.809 --> 01:19:08.260
If you wanna know anything,
go ahead, ask me.

1553
01:19:08.364 --> 01:19:09.952
I'll tell you the truth.

1554
01:19:10.055 --> 01:19:11.022
Why does this thing
not have cup holders?Have you ever been to space?

1555
01:19:11.125 --> 01:19:13.749
Where do superheroes pee?
Like, in the suit?

1556
01:19:13.852 --> 01:19:15.440
That's for Charlie, okay?

1557
01:19:15.543 --> 01:19:16.821
Enough from
the peanut gallery.

1558
01:19:17.200 --> 01:19:18.512
Okay, uh...

1559
01:19:19.858 --> 01:19:21.239
Why'd you and Mom
split up?

1560
01:19:22.654 --> 01:19:24.276
That's your first question?

1561
01:19:24.829 --> 01:19:26.762
[SIGHS]

1562
01:19:26.865 --> 01:19:29.040
Not something
about the jetpacks
or something?

1563
01:19:34.735 --> 01:19:36.564
No. Uh-uh.No chance?

1564
01:19:36.668 --> 01:19:39.326
Look, Charlie,
that's a... It's...

1565
01:19:39.429 --> 01:19:42.225
That's a big question
and it's...

1566
01:19:42.329 --> 01:19:44.227
I think it's hard
to understand.

1567
01:19:45.228 --> 01:19:46.920
I didn't wanna
have to choose

1568
01:19:47.023 --> 01:19:49.198
between saving the world
and my family.

1569
01:19:49.301 --> 01:19:51.407
But I didn't have
a choice.

1570
01:19:51.510 --> 01:19:54.134
ARGON: Dude, pick up the pace,
for crying out loud!Settle down.

1571
01:19:54.237 --> 01:19:55.791
ANSEL: Is this your locker?BERGER: This is my locker.

1572
01:19:55.894 --> 01:19:57.723
Plus, how am I supposed
to say to my son,

1573
01:19:57.827 --> 01:20:00.278
"Oh, by the way,
some alien power source

1574
01:20:00.381 --> 01:20:03.453
"chose me to be
the guardian of
the planet"? Right?

1575
01:20:03.557 --> 01:20:05.731
I mean, would your
parents tell you that?No.

1576
01:20:05.835 --> 01:20:08.079
JACK: No, because
it makes you
sound crazy, right?

1577
01:20:08.182 --> 01:20:09.321
Yes.

1578
01:20:09.425 --> 01:20:11.358
I get it. You have this
super-powerful thing,

1579
01:20:11.461 --> 01:20:13.325
and you didn't know
who you could trust.

1580
01:20:13.429 --> 01:20:16.121
I just thought
you could trust me.

1581
01:20:20.332 --> 01:20:22.024
So who's excited
for the Moon Dance?

1582
01:20:22.576 --> 01:20:24.785
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

1583
01:20:39.489 --> 01:20:41.008
Where is it?I don't know.

1584
01:20:41.112 --> 01:20:42.734
Where is it?I don't know.

1585
01:20:42.838 --> 01:20:44.460
TEACHER: Mr. Berger.Oh, hey.

1586
01:20:44.563 --> 01:20:46.358
Hmm. And who might you be?

1587
01:20:46.462 --> 01:20:49.154
I'm, uh...
I'm Berger's uncle.

1588
01:20:50.155 --> 01:20:51.156
Huh.

1589
01:20:53.158 --> 01:20:54.539
ARGON: Yeah.Nice costume.

1590
01:20:54.642 --> 01:20:58.129
Yeah, thank you.
I love The Guard
and this is, uh...

1591
01:20:58.232 --> 01:20:59.785
This is his costume.

1592
01:21:02.409 --> 01:21:04.100
Ooh, yeah, it's makeup.

1593
01:21:04.204 --> 01:21:05.584
It's kinda sensitive.

1594
01:21:05.688 --> 01:21:08.346
Hey, something is missing
from Berger's locker.

1595
01:21:08.449 --> 01:21:09.830
Would you happen to
know where it is?

1596
01:21:09.934 --> 01:21:12.833
I'm assuming
it's the art project?Yes.

1597
01:21:12.937 --> 01:21:14.731
Yes! Yeah, it's mine.Yes! His art project

1598
01:21:14.835 --> 01:21:17.251
BERGER: Uh-huh.Well, Jerry, the janitor,

1599
01:21:17.355 --> 01:21:19.081
found it glowing
in your locker.

1600
01:21:19.184 --> 01:21:21.324
You're lucky I didn't
call the bomb squad.

1601
01:21:21.428 --> 01:21:22.670
Oh, I'm glad you didn't.

1602
01:21:22.774 --> 01:21:25.501
And, uh, would you know
where it is,
by any chance?

1603
01:21:25.604 --> 01:21:26.985
I'll go get it.Cool.

1604
01:21:27.089 --> 01:21:28.780
Stay right here.I'm gonna stay right here.

1605
01:21:28.884 --> 01:21:30.851
Right here. Okay.Okay.

1606
01:21:34.613 --> 01:21:35.787
[BRAKES SCREECH]

1607
01:21:35.891 --> 01:21:37.133
JACK:
You kids stay in the car.

1608
01:21:37.237 --> 01:21:38.341
Where do I go?

1609
01:21:38.445 --> 01:21:40.240
Wait, you've never been
to your kid's school?

1610
01:21:40.343 --> 01:21:41.586
No, I've...

1611
01:21:42.759 --> 01:21:44.692
It's been a while.

1612
01:21:44.796 --> 01:21:46.556
All right, how 'bout
we crash through
the skylights?

1613
01:21:46.660 --> 01:21:48.627
Yeah, just like the time
you saved those diplomats
in Caracas...

1614
01:21:48.731 --> 01:21:50.146
I know, but I had
a fully charged suit then,

1615
01:21:50.250 --> 01:21:51.492
and how do you
know about that?

1616
01:21:51.596 --> 01:21:53.356
I'm The Guard's
number-one fan, dude!

1617
01:21:53.460 --> 01:21:54.668
I even defended you
on Reddit.

1618
01:21:54.771 --> 01:21:55.876
That was you?That was me.

1619
01:21:55.980 --> 01:21:57.602
Well, thank you.
That was pretty good.

1620
01:21:57.705 --> 01:21:59.086
Okay, so where do I go?

1621
01:21:59.190 --> 01:22:00.329
Mr. Kincaid, take these.

1622
01:22:00.432 --> 01:22:01.951
And, Charlie, you're gonna
call him on the phone

1623
01:22:02.055 --> 01:22:03.470
and tell him
where to go, okay?

1624
01:22:03.573 --> 01:22:06.473
All right.Okay, stay in the car.

1625
01:22:06.576 --> 01:22:08.924
CHARLIE: That's good.Goin' right past
the French class.

1626
01:22:09.027 --> 01:22:10.856
No, take a left,
take a left, not right.

1627
01:22:12.099 --> 01:22:13.169
You see a trophy case?

1628
01:22:15.275 --> 01:22:16.483
I see the trophy case.

1629
01:22:16.586 --> 01:22:18.657
Just keep walking by it,
all right?
You're almost there.

1630
01:22:18.761 --> 01:22:21.005
Past the trophy case
and you're gonna look
on your right

1631
01:22:21.108 --> 01:22:23.386
and it should be
glowing, I think.

1632
01:22:28.874 --> 01:22:31.153
Here's you with
the rest of the Bluejays.

1633
01:22:31.256 --> 01:22:32.292
Eagles, Dad.

1634
01:22:33.362 --> 01:22:34.501
Are Eagles blue?

1635
01:22:34.604 --> 01:22:36.813
I guess. Just keep going,
all right? Next question.

1636
01:22:38.022 --> 01:22:39.230
Are you even listening to me?

1637
01:22:41.059 --> 01:22:43.165
"Best Effort." Dad, hello?

1638
01:22:43.268 --> 01:22:44.476
That's great.

1639
01:22:44.580 --> 01:22:45.753
If she doesn't find it...

1640
01:22:45.857 --> 01:22:47.203
I'm gonna kill you.

1641
01:22:49.585 --> 01:22:50.827
Fudge my life.I am so serious
right now.

1642
01:22:50.931 --> 01:22:52.208
TEACHER: Just a second.

1643
01:22:52.312 --> 01:22:53.830
[GRUNTS]

1644
01:22:55.349 --> 01:22:56.316
Assuming this is it?

1645
01:22:56.419 --> 01:22:57.524
Yeah, that's my favorite
sculpture of his.

1646
01:22:57.627 --> 01:22:58.974
Uh-huh.

1647
01:22:59.353 --> 01:23:00.423
Well...

1648
01:23:01.873 --> 01:23:04.117
I really don't like
modern art.

1649
01:23:04.220 --> 01:23:06.533
It's hard to tell
the authentics
from the fakes!

1650
01:23:06.636 --> 01:23:08.190
Run, Berger, run!

1651
01:23:09.260 --> 01:23:10.123
No.

1652
01:23:10.226 --> 01:23:12.228
I don't like you!I don't like you!

1653
01:23:12.332 --> 01:23:13.229
I don't like you!

1654
01:23:13.333 --> 01:23:15.024
[WHISTLE BLOWS][BERGER SCREAMING]

1655
01:23:17.371 --> 01:23:18.821
I see 'em!What's happening?

1656
01:23:18.924 --> 01:23:21.030
I just heard Berger scream.
I think they're goin'
to the gym.

1657
01:23:21.134 --> 01:23:22.583
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1658
01:23:22.687 --> 01:23:24.275
Excuse me! Oh, sorry.

1659
01:23:24.378 --> 01:23:26.173
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1660
01:23:26.277 --> 01:23:27.692
Hot potato. Hot potato.

1661
01:23:27.795 --> 01:23:30.005
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

1662
01:23:34.492 --> 01:23:35.803
Hey.Get outta my face!

1663
01:23:40.049 --> 01:23:41.188
[GRUNTS]

1664
01:23:51.267 --> 01:23:52.441
Sick costume, bro.

1665
01:23:53.476 --> 01:23:54.891
You remind me of a fart.

1666
01:23:59.172 --> 01:24:00.897
How do you
turn this thing on?

1667
01:24:07.421 --> 01:24:08.905
[EXCLAIMING]

1668
01:24:17.293 --> 01:24:18.501
[SCREAMS]

1669
01:24:20.365 --> 01:24:21.435
Give it to me!

1670
01:24:25.232 --> 01:24:26.233
[GROANS]

1671
01:24:26.337 --> 01:24:28.408
[ALL EXCLAIMING]

1672
01:24:29.202 --> 01:24:30.444
JACK: Argon!

1673
01:24:31.963 --> 01:24:32.998
Ugh!

1674
01:24:33.102 --> 01:24:34.862
Just wanted to
let you know
we're alive!

1675
01:24:34.966 --> 01:24:36.450
ARGON:
Not like I care!

1676
01:24:41.593 --> 01:24:42.594
You wanna dance?

1677
01:24:42.698 --> 01:24:44.079
Daddy wants to dance!

1678
01:24:44.182 --> 01:24:45.149
Let's dance.

1679
01:24:51.465 --> 01:24:53.088
[GROANS][ALL EXCLAIMING]

1680
01:24:54.503 --> 01:24:55.504
ARGON: Come on!

1681
01:24:58.748 --> 01:25:00.025
Hey, buddy!

1682
01:25:05.859 --> 01:25:07.067
[GRUNTS]

1683
01:25:08.172 --> 01:25:09.242
Whoo!

1684
01:25:11.209 --> 01:25:14.109
Dad? Dad, are you there? Dad?

1685
01:25:14.557 --> 01:25:15.938
Dad? Dad?

1686
01:25:16.041 --> 01:25:17.457
Wash your mouth out!

1687
01:25:17.560 --> 01:25:19.528
Berger! Throw me the Source!

1688
01:25:19.631 --> 01:25:21.116
Berger!Sweep!

1689
01:25:24.498 --> 01:25:25.913
Throw it! Throw it!

1690
01:25:29.641 --> 01:25:30.849
We gotta help him.
We gotta go!

1691
01:25:30.953 --> 01:25:31.988
No, he said
stay in the car.Yeah.

1692
01:25:32.092 --> 01:25:34.370
He definitely said
stay in the car.

1693
01:25:34.474 --> 01:25:36.061
Then we'll stay in the car.

1694
01:25:37.477 --> 01:25:38.823
Shotgun!

1695
01:25:38.926 --> 01:25:40.652
What are you doing?
Why are you
in the driver's seat?

1696
01:25:40.756 --> 01:25:42.482
Okay.You can't drive, Charlie.

1697
01:25:43.276 --> 01:25:44.794
[GROANS]

1698
01:25:44.898 --> 01:25:48.281
Man. That suit
sure does work.

1699
01:25:48.384 --> 01:25:50.628
Wait, wait.
Why don't you
take it off?

1700
01:25:51.836 --> 01:25:53.009
Let's fight mano-a-mano.

1701
01:25:53.113 --> 01:25:54.770
What, are ya stupid?

1702
01:25:54.873 --> 01:25:57.186
I'd rather fight
like a superhero.

1703
01:25:57.290 --> 01:25:59.395
Bein' a hero's
about more than
wearin' a suit.

1704
01:26:00.741 --> 01:26:02.157
Nah, it's all
about the suit.

1705
01:26:10.510 --> 01:26:11.545
Maya, do something!

1706
01:26:11.649 --> 01:26:12.995
What do you mean,
do something?Maya!

1707
01:26:13.098 --> 01:26:15.584
LIZZIE:
Press all the buttons!
Try all of them, Maya!

1708
01:26:17.137 --> 01:26:18.173
Now.

1709
01:26:21.314 --> 01:26:22.694
You're gonna
hit the wall, Charlie!

1710
01:26:22.798 --> 01:26:23.937
[GASPS]

1711
01:26:24.040 --> 01:26:25.835
[ALL SCREAMING]

1712
01:26:25.939 --> 01:26:28.321
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

1713
01:27:23.203 --> 01:27:24.998
[MAYA CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY]

1714
01:27:28.622 --> 01:27:30.590
Holy crap!

1715
01:27:31.763 --> 01:27:33.282
Not bad for an IT guy.

1716
01:27:34.249 --> 01:27:36.078
Thanks for
not listening to me.

1717
01:27:37.942 --> 01:27:39.184
Keep this safe.

1718
01:27:40.289 --> 01:27:42.705
Charlie. I trust you.

1719
01:27:45.018 --> 01:27:46.571
He went that way.

1720
01:27:46.675 --> 01:27:47.676
Dad!

1721
01:27:48.539 --> 01:27:49.505
Show him some swagger.

1722
01:27:52.267 --> 01:27:54.061
Berger!BERGER: Guys!

1723
01:27:54.165 --> 01:27:56.098
I'm so happy
to see you guys.MAYA: You're okay.

1724
01:27:57.272 --> 01:27:59.688
You know somethin', Argon?Yeah, what's that?

1725
01:28:00.861 --> 01:28:02.518
You might have a point
about the suit.

1726
01:28:03.347 --> 01:28:04.417
Hey, no!

1727
01:28:04.520 --> 01:28:05.763
[GRUNTS]

1728
01:28:09.007 --> 01:28:11.355
Bet you didn't know
how to finger blast!

1729
01:28:11.458 --> 01:28:14.289
I invented finger blasting.

1730
01:28:19.190 --> 01:28:20.950
You wanna dance with
the King of Pop?

1731
01:28:21.054 --> 01:28:22.538
I can dance!
I can dance...

1732
01:28:24.644 --> 01:28:25.610
Hold on!

1733
01:28:26.680 --> 01:28:27.854
Hold it! Hold it!

1734
01:28:27.957 --> 01:28:30.132
Hold it. I said
hold it, man!

1735
01:28:30.960 --> 01:28:32.168
I said...

1736
01:28:34.309 --> 01:28:36.587
[WHEEZING]
How do you do this?

1737
01:28:39.244 --> 01:28:41.108
How do you do it?
How do you take...

1738
01:28:41.661 --> 01:28:44.284
[EXHALES]

1739
01:28:44.388 --> 01:28:46.079
These things are warm.Yeah.

1740
01:28:46.182 --> 01:28:48.461
So hot.
They're so hot.

1741
01:28:49.220 --> 01:28:51.049
You got the winter suit.

1742
01:28:51.878 --> 01:28:52.948
[PANTING]

1743
01:28:53.051 --> 01:28:54.329
[WHEEZING]

1744
01:29:01.957 --> 01:29:03.476
I have this
trained on you.

1745
01:29:04.684 --> 01:29:05.719
Stand back!

1746
01:29:13.209 --> 01:29:16.212
I feel like a dog,
you know?Come on, let's go.

1747
01:29:16.316 --> 01:29:18.353
Come on. Yeah.You know, how dogs
do that? Like...

1748
01:29:19.181 --> 01:29:20.665
Argon, come on.Sorry.

1749
01:29:20.769 --> 01:29:21.804
We gotta finish this.

1750
01:29:24.255 --> 01:29:25.498
You ready?Yeah.

1751
01:29:25.601 --> 01:29:27.500
Wait, wait, I just
dropped something.

1752
01:29:31.849 --> 01:29:32.850
[GRUNTS]

1753
01:29:33.782 --> 01:29:35.266
Have another sip!

1754
01:29:35.370 --> 01:29:37.751
ARGON: My ear! Not my ear.

1755
01:29:37.855 --> 01:29:39.166
You hit me
right in the lobe!

1756
01:29:41.514 --> 01:29:42.618
[ARGON GROANS]

1757
01:29:43.032 --> 01:29:44.137
I hate you!

1758
01:29:44.240 --> 01:29:45.759
[SCREAMING]

1759
01:29:48.106 --> 01:29:49.418
Swagger!

1760
01:30:01.016 --> 01:30:03.259
Argon to the
principal's office!

1761
01:30:04.813 --> 01:30:05.814
Yes!

1762
01:30:09.093 --> 01:30:10.405
You just broke
my kid's trophy.

1763
01:30:10.508 --> 01:30:12.372
What? That's not
a real trophy.

1764
01:30:12.476 --> 01:30:14.857
Steal the suit,
blow up my man cave,

1765
01:30:14.961 --> 01:30:17.584
but don't ever
insult my son.

1766
01:30:17.688 --> 01:30:19.759
You're right, you're right.
I went too far.

1767
01:30:22.175 --> 01:30:23.625
[JACK GROANS]

1768
01:30:31.909 --> 01:30:33.945
Charlie! Charlie...
I lost him.

1769
01:30:34.049 --> 01:30:35.602
Throw me the Source.

1770
01:30:35.706 --> 01:30:37.017
Here.

1771
01:30:37.121 --> 01:30:38.502
Okay, get in the G-mobile.

1772
01:30:38.605 --> 01:30:40.193
Gettin' you guys outta here.Okay.

1773
01:30:41.090 --> 01:30:42.126
[YELLS] Dad!

1774
01:30:42.229 --> 01:30:43.921
Charlie! No, no!

1775
01:30:44.024 --> 01:30:45.716
ARGON: Get back!
Do not move!

1776
01:30:45.819 --> 01:30:47.511
Jack, don't be a hero!

1777
01:30:48.615 --> 01:30:50.824
No! Gimme the Source
or I'll kill your kid!

1778
01:30:52.757 --> 01:30:54.656
Okay.

1779
01:30:54.759 --> 01:30:57.382
ARGON: Give it to me!Okay, it's yours.

1780
01:30:57.486 --> 01:30:59.350
CHARLIE: What?
No, Dad, Dad. Dad...It's yours, you win.

1781
01:30:59.454 --> 01:31:00.903
Don't do it,
I'm only one person!

1782
01:31:01.007 --> 01:31:02.249
Shut up!

1783
01:31:02.353 --> 01:31:03.872
CHARLIE:
I'm only one person!
You're saving the world!

1784
01:31:03.975 --> 01:31:05.460
You're saving the world!

1785
01:31:05.563 --> 01:31:08.428
All right?Okay. Charlie,
Charlie, don't worry.

1786
01:31:08.532 --> 01:31:10.188
HBT. HBT.

1787
01:31:10.603 --> 01:31:11.466
HBT?

1788
01:31:15.953 --> 01:31:16.988
Give it to me!

1789
01:31:17.092 --> 01:31:20.198
CHARLIE: HBT. HBT.Okay. Please. Please.

1790
01:31:27.067 --> 01:31:28.621
[YELLS]

1791
01:31:29.276 --> 01:31:30.899
[BEEPING]

1792
01:31:50.159 --> 01:31:51.782
[YELLS]

1793
01:31:55.061 --> 01:31:56.372
Strike three...

1794
01:32:09.247 --> 01:32:10.663
Charlie!

1795
01:32:13.044 --> 01:32:16.600
Charlie! Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.

1796
01:32:17.083 --> 01:32:18.291
Charlie!

1797
01:32:19.257 --> 01:32:22.122
Please? Please? Charlie.

1798
01:32:22.226 --> 01:32:23.952
Come on. Come on.

1799
01:32:26.955 --> 01:32:28.404
Charlie!

1800
01:32:30.234 --> 01:32:32.443
It's okay. It's gonna
be all right.

1801
01:32:32.961 --> 01:32:34.825
Charlie?Yeah?

1802
01:32:34.928 --> 01:32:36.654
Charlie?

1803
01:32:37.241 --> 01:32:39.795
Yeah. Can you see me?

1804
01:32:39.899 --> 01:32:41.348
Did Maya see that throw?

1805
01:32:43.178 --> 01:32:44.282
Are you kidding me?

1806
01:32:44.386 --> 01:32:46.284
How could she miss it?

1807
01:32:46.388 --> 01:32:48.321
It's one of the greatest
throws ever!

1808
01:32:48.977 --> 01:32:49.978
My son's a hero.

1809
01:32:58.918 --> 01:32:59.884
That's it.

1810
01:33:01.092 --> 01:33:03.370
I love you so much.

1811
01:33:03.474 --> 01:33:06.684
I'm so sorry
I wasted all that time.

1812
01:33:06.788 --> 01:33:09.273
The truth is
I did have a choice.

1813
01:33:09.376 --> 01:33:11.344
And I made the wrong one.

1814
01:33:11.793 --> 01:33:13.588
Dad?Yeah?

1815
01:33:14.899 --> 01:33:16.556
You're suffocating me.

1816
01:33:22.527 --> 01:33:23.977
Nice throw, Charlie.

1817
01:33:25.047 --> 01:33:26.428
Thanks.

1818
01:33:27.084 --> 01:33:28.085
Oh, my God

1819
01:33:29.293 --> 01:33:30.777
I gotta call Mom.

1820
01:33:30.881 --> 01:33:32.745
Jack, I know where
I'm going. I've been
to the school before.

1821
01:33:32.848 --> 01:33:34.850
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I got lost earlier,

1822
01:33:34.954 --> 01:33:36.438
so I was just tryin' to
save you time.

1823
01:33:36.541 --> 01:33:37.991
It can get really confusing.[GASPS]

1824
01:33:38.095 --> 01:33:40.994
Charlie? Charlie,
my sweet boy!

1825
01:33:42.651 --> 01:33:44.032
Oh, my God, are you okay?

1826
01:33:44.135 --> 01:33:45.930
Are you...
What happened?

1827
01:33:46.034 --> 01:33:47.414
Well, we had the talk,

1828
01:33:47.518 --> 01:33:50.417
and it went, I think,
pretty well. It...

1829
01:33:50.521 --> 01:33:51.695
I mean, there was
a few bumps, but...

1830
01:33:51.798 --> 01:33:53.628
Wait, you knew?
And you didn't
tell me?

1831
01:33:53.731 --> 01:33:55.940
We wanted to wait
till you were older,
Charlie.

1832
01:33:56.044 --> 01:33:58.494
No, that Dad
wears a fanny pack?

1833
01:34:00.531 --> 01:34:02.395
JACK: He's been hammerin'
this fanny pack.

1834
01:34:02.498 --> 01:34:05.087
Actually, the fanny pack
was my design.

1835
01:34:05.191 --> 01:34:06.502
Now what are you gonna say?

1836
01:34:06.606 --> 01:34:08.366
We can talk about this
at home. Come on.

1837
01:34:08.470 --> 01:34:10.023
Uh, wait, wait. Um...

1838
01:34:10.127 --> 01:34:13.164
I, uh...
Hold on a second.

1839
01:34:13.268 --> 01:34:14.752
There's somethin'
I gotta do first.

1840
01:34:22.208 --> 01:34:27.144
I know that, technically,
you, um, have a date already,

1841
01:34:27.247 --> 01:34:31.942
but since Robbie Fernandez ran
away like a whiny little baby,

1842
01:34:32.045 --> 01:34:33.529
I was wondering...

1843
01:34:38.017 --> 01:34:39.397
Do you wanna dance?

1844
01:34:41.192 --> 01:34:43.954
Okay, Kincaid,
I'll try not to
breathe on you.

1845
01:34:48.579 --> 01:34:50.098
[BLUES MUSIC PLAYING]

1846
01:34:51.582 --> 01:34:54.723
You have great taste.Whoa! Thanks.

1847
01:34:54.827 --> 01:34:56.587
What are you
still doing here?

1848
01:34:56.691 --> 01:34:58.554
A DJ never
abandons her booth.

1849
01:35:03.456 --> 01:35:05.251
Might I have
this dance, mon cheri?

1850
01:35:06.010 --> 01:35:07.046
Yeah.

1851
01:35:09.600 --> 01:35:12.085
Should we maybe dance?

1852
01:35:12.189 --> 01:35:13.535
For old times' sake?

1853
01:35:13.638 --> 01:35:16.193
I mean, we don't wanna
just watch and make them
uncomfortable.

1854
01:35:17.470 --> 01:35:18.678
Okay.

1855
01:35:25.789 --> 01:35:26.962
Oh.

1856
01:35:28.688 --> 01:35:29.689
JK.

1857
01:35:32.036 --> 01:35:33.175
[SQUEALS]

1858
01:35:33.279 --> 01:35:34.729
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]

1859
01:35:34.832 --> 01:35:36.731
They grow up fast,
don't they?

1860
01:35:40.320 --> 01:35:41.943
Maybe a little too fast?Yeah.

1861
01:35:42.737 --> 01:35:44.221
Remember our first kiss?

1862
01:35:44.808 --> 01:35:45.740
No.

1863
01:35:45.843 --> 01:35:47.431
It's 'cause we
haven't kissed yet.

1864
01:35:47.534 --> 01:35:48.708
Yes.Not until we're married.

1865
01:35:48.812 --> 01:35:50.537
Okay.How's my breath?

1866
01:35:51.780 --> 01:35:52.816
Amazing.

1867
01:36:03.965 --> 01:36:06.795
JACK: Okay, I think
we're gettin' close here!

1868
01:36:08.797 --> 01:36:10.868
You know how I like it?Oh, yeah.

1869
01:36:10.972 --> 01:36:12.214
Burnt to a crisp

1870
01:36:12.318 --> 01:36:15.839
and loaded up with spicy
mustard and lots of onions.

1871
01:36:16.840 --> 01:36:19.118
Does your girlfriend
like onions, by the way?

1872
01:36:19.221 --> 01:36:21.292
Okay, what? No. Dad.

1873
01:36:21.396 --> 01:36:22.777
[BEEPING]

1874
01:36:26.021 --> 01:36:26.988
We're needed.

1875
01:36:28.334 --> 01:36:30.094
What?Let's go.

1876
01:36:30.198 --> 01:36:31.475
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1877
01:36:31.578 --> 01:36:34.996
We gotta pack up,
and what do you
say we, uh...

1878
01:36:35.099 --> 01:36:37.688
[CAR UNLOCKING BEEP]...take the new one?

1879
01:36:37.792 --> 01:36:39.241
AUTOMATED VOICE: Uncloaking.

1880
01:36:39.345 --> 01:36:40.725
Wow.

1881
01:36:41.830 --> 01:36:44.108
Let's call it
an early birthday present.

1882
01:36:44.212 --> 01:36:45.592
Thanks. Can I drive?

1883
01:36:45.696 --> 01:36:47.732
It's a very early
birthday present.

1884
01:36:53.014 --> 01:36:54.256
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Welcome, Guardians.

1885
01:36:54.360 --> 01:36:57.294
Oh, my God!
This is the new
G-mobile, isn't it?

1886
01:36:57.397 --> 01:36:58.813
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.

1887
01:36:59.952 --> 01:37:02.333
Now it's the new
G-mobile. Come on!

1888
01:37:02.437 --> 01:37:03.610
This is sick!

1889
01:37:03.714 --> 01:37:04.819
Watch this, watch this,
watch this.Yeah?

1890
01:37:04.922 --> 01:37:07.545
Hey, guys. Captain Irons,
Mission Control.

1891
01:37:07.649 --> 01:37:08.995
You ready for
your next mission?

1892
01:37:09.099 --> 01:37:11.273
Okay, Captain,
accept new mission.

1893
01:37:11.377 --> 01:37:13.517
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Propulsion drive activated.

1894
01:37:13.620 --> 01:37:15.139
Mind blown!

1895
01:37:26.530 --> 01:37:28.843
[HEYBB!PLAYING]

1896
01:38:11.713 --> 01:38:15.510
ARGON: Hello?
What is this place?

1897
01:38:15.613 --> 01:38:18.893
Anybody?
I'm really,
really warm.

1898
01:38:20.308 --> 01:38:22.379
I got swamp butt,
you know what that means?

1899
01:38:22.482 --> 01:38:25.244
That means the sweat
from my back's
goin' to my butt.

1900
01:38:25.347 --> 01:38:27.108
And it's not
a good feeling.

1901
01:38:27.211 --> 01:38:28.730
Oh, this sucks.

1902
01:38:30.801 --> 01:38:32.630
I'm sorry I tried
to take over the world.

1903
01:38:32.734 --> 01:38:34.287
I just need
a little help.

1904
01:40:02.858 --> 01:40:05.309
[RACY MUSIC PLAYING]

1905
01:43:32.206 --> 01:43:34.863
Guys, I can hear you.
Sounds like you guys
are leaving!

1906
01:43:34.967 --> 01:43:36.348
Guys, don't leave!

1907
01:43:38.108 --> 01:43:40.662
I really need to use
the restroom, guys!

1908
01:43:40.766 --> 01:43:43.113
I've been needing
to for a long time!

1909
01:43:44.218 --> 01:43:46.427
Help me out!
Come on, guys.