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Hello...

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Marce.

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You are deaf.

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What are you doing?
Too much work or what?

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- Finishing.
- Which reel are you at?

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Six.

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You're flying, very good.

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Terror is my thing.

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Stop everything you are doing for a second
and search: "My life as a YouTuber".

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Ok, And this is...?

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Something incredible.
You're going to love it.

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Do you follow Jacques?

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- No, who is he?
- Go ahead, click on it.

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Hello!
Dear family of one's choice,

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Welcome to another chapter
From Jacques not Jackes.

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Yes, the one with the strange name,
today I have an anecdote that rocks.

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This is a special chapter for women

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Because you know
that I am a guardian of feminism

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and is obvious because men...
we are suckers, have you noticed?

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Suckers of great proportions.

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Pay attention to this anecdote.
So, a friend of mine tells me

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she has a lifelong friend.

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One of those friendships that rarely
occur between a man and a woman.

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She is getting close to 40,

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she is 37, she is close to 40
is almost... almost there.

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Recently she had an existential crisis.
You know what I'm talking about.

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Of those crises where
you ask yourself questions.

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She has no children,
has not wanted to have children

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And was questioned with the following:
What if I want to have children later?

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But with whom, anyway?
What if my eggs get too old soon.

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Those crises, those questions.

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They went out one day in a friendly tone,

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They had already had a few drinks,
A nugget goes, a nugget comes.

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Everyone was already euphoric,
they were all having fun

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And she stares at his best friend
and says something like:

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Hey, you're a nice guy,
a very good friend,

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How if in a few years,
neither you nor I have had children

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so we make a pact of having a child
between the two of us.

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- Really?
- Seriously.

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Are you serious dumbass?

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Too crazy?
Can you imagine how beautiful he would be?

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They did not talk any more about it,
they arrived at a house

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and she decides that she is going
to lie down for a while on the sofa.

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When suddenly...
Out of the blue...

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She feels something hit her in the face.

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When she turns to look at
what is hitting her face

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she realizes that is a Dick Slap.

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Yes gentlemen, Dick Slap.

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Translation:
A slap with the cock.

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The dick, the pecker,
the willy wood.

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Her friend's penis
who has previously taken it out

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and with an erect penis
slaps her in the face.

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Can you imagine you are chilling
and have someone hit you on the face

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And that you turn
and what you see is a cock out of nowhere.

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Now you know what I mean,
Why are we men such a bunch of suckers?

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We are suckers, totally suckers.

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Long live feminism, long live!

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I support them, I understand them,
when things like this happen,

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even though it makes me laugh,
I sympathize.

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That is why I say to women
that I am a feminist guardian.

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This is Jacques not Jackes.

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- Very good, isn't it?
- Yes.

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No, seriously, it is very good.
Or am I stupid?

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- Yes, it is good, is good.
- Ah, well, good.

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Well, I also have to go to
finish that crappy commercial.

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Good luck...

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Thank you...

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Bye.

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Bye.

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What time do you arrive?

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Well, no. Yes, alright.

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Well, I love you, bye.

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I was in the car driving,
handsfree with cell phone here

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and the screen is all illuminated,
which increased paranoia.

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I decided to make an escape plan.
Step 1,

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I grab my shit...

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The cab driver on the other side
of the bridge yells at me:

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what happened?
Why did you jump?

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From the other side
of the bridge I answer:

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what did you throw me at me?
Tell me what you threw at me!

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Nothing, nothing, I swear.
If you want we can call the police

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to investigate,
I have not done anything to you.

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Tell me what you threw at me!

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I didn't feel you coming!

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How are you doing?
What are you watching?

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A video of a man Valentina showed me.
Do you want to see?

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No, I'm exhausted.
We'll talk later.

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Why don't we go to bed.

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No, I'm smelling horrible.

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I love the way you smell.

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I'm going to take a bath.

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It's been a while since...

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I know...
But later, alright?

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Yes?
Better.

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THERE ARE THREE WAYS OF DOING THINGS:
THE RIGHT WAY, THE WRONG WAY AND MY WAY.

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OPPORTUNITIES MARK THE CROSSROADS
OF OUR LIVES, EVEN THE ONES WE LET GO.

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SHOOTING NEW VIDEO WITH @MADAMEPERINE

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NO TO WAR.
YES TO WILD LOVE.

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THERE ARE NO UNANSWERED QUESTIONS,
ONLY POORLY MADE QUESTIONS.

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Welcome to another chapter of:
Jacques no Jackes.

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Well, lately I have received Many,
many questions from women

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and all go towards the same thing:
what would be my advice to keep love alive

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And by love I mean...
Love.

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Women, you are not alone in this.
It happens to us men too

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that from time to time,
the flame of passion dies.

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When you have been fucking
with the same person for a long time,

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the flame of passion is extinguished.

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But there are tips.
Have you heard of role-playing games?

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When it becomes a little bit of an actor
in bed with your partner?

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That role-playing games,
different characters,

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when you have been a long time
with the same person you have to innovate.

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Various examples:
For example, ask your partner

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To dress up in black.

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With a wig of this style
one can already begin to imagine

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that everything is bigger,
everything is more tasty,

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everything is thicker.

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If what you like is the sea,
and the adventure at sea,

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then it occurs to me
that you could play... pirates.

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I am the pirate that will
rescue you from the plank

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and I'm going to give it to you
like a board.

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And there are some women,
or men, who like danger,

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then suddenly feel
that they are going to...

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be forced in the peace
of your home by a...

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guetto boy who comes
to attack them... Anyway...

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Think, improvise, play
and you will see that sex

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will be renewed.
Women, call the shots!

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Hold on to any idea
you've seen around here.

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Look for your man and surprise

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and I'll see you
in the next chapter of:

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Jacques no Jackes.

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Javier?

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Hello, my love.

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Hello.

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What are you doing here?

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I came to surprise you.

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What surprise?

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Do you like it?

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Marcela, it's not a good time
for a surprise, Marce.

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It is the perfect moment for a surprise.

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Let me explain.

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Son of a bitch.

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Yes, Marcela,
I want the sounds of silence

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to be equally disturbing
as the loud sounds.

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I want the soundscape
to be terrifying.

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Make it a disturbing horror...

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Marce, she is looking for you.

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What for?

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I don't know.

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Are you listening, Marcela?

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Yes, if it goes on,
you want the soundscape to be disturbing.

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Yes, but it has to be complemented
with the graphic images

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We have, or we would have nothing.

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Ok.

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- How are you doing?
- Good.

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Are you sure?

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Why do you ask?

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I don't know, because lately I see you
out of your element, in a low mood,

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I don't know, that's why I ask.
Is everything all right?

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All good.

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Look, I know that breaking up
with the boyfriend is very difficult

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and it must be much, much worse
to find him with another woman.

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I wouldn't know what to do,
I would be devastated.

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I am alright.

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Look,
it's okay to not be okay,

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is normal.

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When I ended my marriage,

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I wanted to leave that house
with all my fucking might.

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I was lost for a long time.
I was not alright.

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I am fine, Ana.

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You don't have to go through
all this all by yourself, don't you?

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You can count with me.
We can go for a glass of wine, talk,

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you know, don't you?

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Yes, thank you.

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Why don't you take a few days off?

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A long weekend, that way
you get here recharged on Monday.

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I would really prefer not to.

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Well, yes,
maybe working is better for you.

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Speaking of which,
how is the film coming along?

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They want it now, don't they?
If you need anything let me know.

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And we have to be united
because men are...

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a piece of crap.

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Did he really tell you that?
Well, everybody knows

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that gossip in that office is awful.
What a pain in the ass

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and I'll tell you one thing:
since you earned that award

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people have done nothing
but think on how to make you fall.

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It is not an award.

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It is an award just for you,
but you know

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how envious people are here.

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JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO.
NOW.

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Is it important?

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No seriously, all good,
it's all right.

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No, no, everything is fine.

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And your parents,
have you already told them?

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No, I have not been able to.

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No, Marcela!
That's bullshit!

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Your parents are going to die.
They love Javier.

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I mean, seriously,
it will give them a bad depression

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and especially your mom.

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Yes, she wanted to marry him.

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Really, every day your mom is like:

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Javier this, Javier that,
Javiercito, Javiersote,

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Javier is amazing...

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Amazing, unfaithful but amazing.
Who's going to put up with my mom.

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Why?

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She's going to say it's my fault.

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What? What?
Your fault? No.

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Always.

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No, no, no, no, you're kidding me.
You are wrong

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What do you mean, always?

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It's always my fault.

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Marcela, no!
Look at me.

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Blame this faggot.
In other words, is it your fault

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that the man has fucked
another old chick?

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That means
that he was not well cared for.

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What?
No, no, no, no, no,

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seriously, you are wrong.
You are crazy.

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It is impossible for them to say that.

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No, they will say that. In addition,
they will ask me what I am going to do.

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Do of what?

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Who I am going to marry with.

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No, no, no, no,
that's a bad plan, seriously.

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Well, I think that...
is necessary

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because it's already kind of intense,
isn't it?

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Yes, I'm coming.

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Well,
truthfully today is not an easy day,

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today I have news that are not very good

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I was about to
not to record anything today,

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I don't have the energy.

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Yesterday I broke up with Alexandra.
You know,

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Alexandra my girlfriend,
we are not doing well.

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We are no longer well, we were denying it,
we were ignoring the subject.

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But then, the time has come
to confront the truth.

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Finally, yesterday we talked about it,

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and we concluded that the best thing to do
was to... Well, that, break up.

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I was not expecting it because,
this time we had illusions.

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I thought this was going to be...

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Relax, it was a mutual agreement
and no one was to blame.

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Because normally
when there are breakups,

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people want to blame someone,

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it was your fault because you didn't do.
This is not the case.

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Simply, we no longer had
to be together

244
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,791
and we discovered it.
Last night we talked about it

245
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:35,416
and it's still hard all the same.
Everything happens for a reason.

246
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:39,708
Meeting Alexandra was wonderful
because she taught me many things.

247
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:44,000
I am truly grateful
of everything I experienced with her.

248
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,083
Do not judge her.
Keep following her.

249
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,500
Remember:
Alexandra MackeUp Tips.

250
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,041
Love her as I'll keep loving her.

251
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:56,166
Then,
I will accept with dignity that...

252
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:58,250
this had to happen
and that's it

253
00:14:58,291 --> 00:15:01,458
and I will assume that she is no the one.
And maybe the one

254
00:15:01,916 --> 00:15:05,000
has not reached me,
well, I'm sure she hasn't reached me.

255
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,416
Who knows,
maybe the woman who is for me

256
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:10,208
is watching me right now
and in that case I want to tell you:

257
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,708
I am here,

258
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,791
I'm waiting for you
with open arms.

259
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:17,000
That I can't wait
for you to come into my life.

260
00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,416
Marcela!
What are you doing?

261
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,875
You shit while watching
a video On YouTube or what?

262
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:26,791
I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY
WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH.

263
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:33,708
I ALSO HOPE TO FIND THE MAN FOR ME SOON.
BE STRONG, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

264
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:40,708
HAS HE ALREADY LEFT?

265
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:46,125
NO, HE IS STILL GETTING HIS STUFF

266
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,541
SUPPOSEDLY

267
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,791
Do you know where my stuff is?

268
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,500
Which ones?

269
00:16:10,333 --> 00:16:12,083
Can we talk before I leave?

270
00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:13,875
NOW HE WANTS TO TALK.

271
00:16:13,916 --> 00:16:15,000
Of what?

272
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:31,666
Look, from the bottom of my heart,
forgive me for everything that happened.

273
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,541
For cheating on me with that bitch?

274
00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,416
I swear I didn't want
things to end up like this.

275
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,416
I am feeling very bad.

276
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:48,125
HE FEELS SUPER BAD, POOR,
MOTHERFUCKING, SHITTY ASSHOLE.

277
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,666
I never thought
you would find out that way.

278
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:53,375
And really, I didn't have the soul...

279
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:56,958
THE BITCH HAS A NAME
...TO TELL I WAS INTERESTED IN EMILIA.

280
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,166
Ah, the bitch has a name.
THE BITCH'S NAME IS EMILIA.

281
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,583
Don't call her that.

282
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,541
I'll call her however I want,
bitch.

283
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,041
She even has a bitch's name.

284
00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,708
Well, in any case,
I wanted to apologize.

285
00:17:15,749 --> 00:17:18,166
And that you knew,
that I feel bad about this.

286
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,749
You know what?
Don't apologize.

287
00:17:25,666 --> 00:17:28,708
What did you think?
That a lame-ass apology

288
00:17:28,750 --> 00:17:31,291
would make me forget that you cheated
on me with another woman in your house?

289
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:33,166
That I was going to tell you
"Everything's alright"

290
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,041
To make you feel good about yourself?
And could you be at ease with her?

291
00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:38,458
Did you think that?

292
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:47,083
MANY THANKS, MARCE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU
GIVE ME STRENGTH TO KEEP GOING.

293
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:50,000
AND WHO KNOWS,
MAYBE YOU ARE THE PERSON I'M LOOKING FOR.

294
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,625
What are you doing?

295
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:55,125
Are you still here?
What more do you want?

296
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,916
Let's leave it at that.

297
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:20,291
I love you.

298
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,833
Aha, thank you.

299
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:35,458
YES, WHO KNOWS.

300
00:18:40,791 --> 00:18:43,333
You're being serious, Vale.
I don't believe you.

301
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,041
No, no, no, look,
I don't have to convince you of anything

302
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,875
because we are here with the one
who experienced it firsthand.

303
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,541
- What an asshole!
- How cheeky.

304
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,708
- No, no, listen,
I am sorry but that's nothing.

305
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,083
Don't you remember Jaime,

306
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:59,750
who fucked half of the Bogota's
faggot-cracy while we were together

307
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:02,750
and then came
dragged away asking me for forgiveness,

308
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,958
Marce, you have to accept that is worse.

309
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:07,166
No.

310
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:10,125
What you are saying
is not worse than what happened to Marce.

311
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:13,416
Did you walk in and saw him on all fours
with another man standing behind him?

312
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:16,916
Ok yes, yes,
a very nice topic and all,

313
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,791
but I believe that no one here
needs listen to that, right?

314
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,250
And you...
stop being a baby

315
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,000
I mean, that's nothing, Oscar.

316
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:27,166
Besides, you found you were being
cheated on through Facebook.

317
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,250
But Marce, she experienced it firsthand.

318
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,625
Live and direct.

319
00:19:30,666 --> 00:19:35,541
So what, You are attacking
the gay of the table again, as usual.

320
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:40,625
Marce, don't be like that, okay?
You can trust us.

321
00:19:40,666 --> 00:19:42,750
We know how much that hurts, right?

322
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,583
- Yes totally.
- No, I am fine.

323
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:45,666
- Are you sure?

324
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,541
Yes, actually,
I'm dating someone.

325
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,541
- Really?
- So fast?

326
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:54,416
I would be in deep shit.

327
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:57,375
Totally! Actually, I don't know
what you are doing here with us.

328
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,625
You do not remember...

329
00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:02,000
Let her talk, Oscar.

330
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,750
- I'm not going to say anything anymore.
- Tell us who your suitor is.

331
00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:07,291
I don't want to talk about him now,
we are just getting started.

332
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,791
- C'mon, tell us.
- Show us pictures or something.

333
00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,291
I feel embarrassed.

334
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,250
Nothing could be worse
than what happened with Vale

335
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:16,000
that the ex-boyfriend had a wife.

336
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:18,166
- Totally!
- Or is it?

337
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,583
He is a YouTuber.

338
00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:20,875
What?!

339
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:22,333
A YouTuber?

340
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:25,708
He's a YouTuber. Well, now
you have to show us pictures.

341
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,375
Because, if he has YouTube,
he has Instagram, right?

342
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,541
Totally.

343
00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:31,000
Are you really dating him?

344
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,333
Yes.

345
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:34,625
Girl, why didn't you tell me before?

346
00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:36,666
- I'm telling you now.
- Valen, relax baby!

347
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,250
You don't have to be
the first to know everytime.

348
00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:42,583
- Uy, he's really hot.
- He looks great.

349
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:44,208
Not bad for a YouTuber.

350
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,166
You had it in your pocket, didn't you?

351
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,291
JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO.

352
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,791
Hello,
family of one's choice.

353
00:20:56,916 --> 00:20:59,083
You may ask
why am I so elegant today?

354
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,416
Is a great look, no?

355
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:03,333
It is coming ladies and gentlemen.
Well, more ladies, well more girls,

356
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:04,666
my book launch:

357
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,958
"My life as a YouTuber",
today at 3:00 pm

358
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,791
We will be doing
the pre-launch of my book,

359
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,500
because you know that I have been
a chatterbox with that book, right?

360
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:16,166
My book this and my book that.
That I just don't know how to finish it.

361
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,958
I don't know that.
That is fucking amazing.

362
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000
And yes...
It is fucking amazing.

363
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,208
And this exclusive is only for you

364
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,875
you could be the first to buy it,

365
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,125
the first copies, gentlemen and ladies!

366
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:29,125
And the cherry on top of the dessert,
of the cake, of the pie,

367
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:31,166
Well, the fucking cherry,

368
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,750
it's just that I'm going
to be signing autographs.

369
00:21:33,791 --> 00:21:36,000
So, you buy the book
and immediately

370
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,541
I will sign them
with a divine dedication,

371
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,625
with much love to you
who will accompany me with love.

372
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:46,583
You know, today,
at the Librería Viajera 3:00 pm.

373
00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,166
Watch out girls,
very soon

374
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,625
we will be announcing a contest.

375
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:55,708
What kind of contest? Let me explain:
The winner of the contest,

376
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:59,541
to be announced at a later date,
can go out with me on a date.

377
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,625
Yes, as you heard
a date with me

378
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:04,541
at the launch event of my book.

379
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:07,166
Meanwhile, today 3:00 pm,

380
00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:10,458
Librería Viajera 3:00 pm.
I'll be waiting for you.

381
00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:11,458
Come in.

382
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:14,500
- Hello.
- Hello.

383
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,416
Beautiful.

384
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,583
- How are you doing?
- Fine, how about you?

385
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:21,291
Very good, now better.

386
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,208
To whom is the dedication?

387
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:25,333
Marcela.

388
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:28,666
Marcela,
what a beautiful name, Marcela.

389
00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:30,208
Thank you.

390
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:31,750
No, seriously.

391
00:22:31,791 --> 00:22:33,333
You must tell that
to every girl, right?

392
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:35,125
How can you think that?

393
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:40,625
The truth is that... I just say it
to those named Marcela.

394
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,583
Here.

395
00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:46,541
- Thank you.
- To you.

396
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:49,083
Hey, aren't you going
to read what I wrote?

397
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,416
MARCELA: SHALL WE HAVE COFFEE?

398
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,916
Do you have something to do right now?

399
00:22:57,916 --> 00:22:59,375
The book signing?

400
00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:05,916
The truth...

401
00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:07,791
It can wait.

402
00:23:12,291 --> 00:23:15,333
Then let's put Laura and Miguel
in the commercial of the 14th

403
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:16,500
while Marcela...

404
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:19,333
What are the possibilities

405
00:23:19,375 --> 00:23:21,833
the film could be ready
by the 14th and Jose can mix?

406
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,750
Yes, I think that won't be a problem.

407
00:23:24,041 --> 00:23:27,041
Well, then I'm going to put you
in the commercial of the 15th.

408
00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:29,750
Let's get Marcela in here.
Those are 3 weeks after all?

409
00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:31,958
If it is 3 weeks,
I think it would be perfect, don't you?

410
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,375
Yes, I think even earlier.

411
00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:35,250
Ah, perfect,
so let's see how that progresses

412
00:23:35,291 --> 00:23:36,541
And we schedule the rest of the month.

413
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,750
Thank you.

414
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,958
- Ana!
- Yes?

415
00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:44,583
I just wanted to ask you.
I completely forgot

416
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:48,083
that I have a doctor's appointment
and I wanted to know if I can go.

417
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:50,416
Yes, of course you can go.

418
00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:52,375
But I would have liked it
if you told me earlier.

419
00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:54,083
Yes, I just completely forgot.

420
00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:56,583
- Alright, alright, no problem.
- Thank you.

421
00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:59,791
How are you doing?
You look better, you look good.

422
00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:01,833
Yes, everything is much better.

423
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,958
Marce, I'm going to eat something.
I don't know if you want to...

424
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,125
- Where are you going?
- To see him.

425
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:09,875
- Whom?
- Jack.

426
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:13,500
What? In other words,
are you going to ditch work?

427
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,208
And what did you tell Ana?

428
00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,458
That I had a doctor's appointment.

429
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,416
What?
Did you lie to Ana?

430
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:21,375
You never lie!
What's more, you never leave early!

431
00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:23,625
It is the pre-release of the book.
What do you want me to do?

432
00:24:23,666 --> 00:24:24,875
Well, tell him you can't go.

433
00:24:24,916 --> 00:24:25,541
I want to go.

434
00:24:25,583 --> 00:24:28,708
Ok, Ok, Ok,
I just want you to know

435
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,333
that I feel that you are
obsessing over this guy.

436
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:35,083
You know what?

437
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,625
You just don't know what it is that
someone sees you for who you are.

438
00:24:37,666 --> 00:24:40,458
No, no, you know what?
I'm worried that you're getting

439
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,375
totally involved with a guy
that you don't know at all.

440
00:24:42,416 --> 00:24:44,625
- I know him. I know everything about him.
- Right.

441
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:48,208
I'm going to be late, talk to you later.

442
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:50,625
Come on, come on, run.

443
00:25:04,875 --> 00:25:06,833
A lot of people came today, right?

444
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:10,416
Don't you think he's great?

445
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:14,250
He signed my book and everything!

446
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:16,583
Tonight I will get home
and read it all,

447
00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:19,875
I want to know all about
how it ended with that Alexandra

448
00:25:19,916 --> 00:25:21,333
and how she treated him badly.

449
00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:24,083
I definitely do not understand
how can there be women

450
00:25:24,125 --> 00:25:27,666
who treat men like him badly.
He is so sensitive.

451
00:25:28,916 --> 00:25:31,875
Have you already bought the book?
It is very good.

452
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:37,416
Well, enjoy it.
I had to take off work

453
00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:39,875
to be able to be here,
so it's my turn to run

454
00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:43,791
before I get scolded.
Anyway, I'll see you.

455
00:25:58,916 --> 00:26:00,125
Love...

456
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:05,833
Another one, another one.

457
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:09,416
That one is better.

458
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,708
Thank you.

459
00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:13,291
Come in.

460
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:16,333
What's your name?

461
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:17,583
Angie.

462
00:26:17,625 --> 00:26:23,000
To Angie, you know, don't you?
Jacques no Jackes. Enjoy it, to you.

463
00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:28,666
Hi, how are you doing?
What is your name?

464
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,041
Angie too, you are the second.

465
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:38,875
Stay well.

466
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:40,416
Hi.

467
00:26:44,291 --> 00:26:45,625
Your turn.

468
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,500
Hello beautiful, is everything OK?

469
00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:51,500
Yes.

470
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,666
Thanks.

471
00:26:57,041 --> 00:26:58,708
In whose name
should I make the dedication?

472
00:26:58,791 --> 00:26:59,583
What?

473
00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:01,500
The book.

474
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,791
Oh, em...

475
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,208
The one who understands
what you are going through.

476
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:11,333
- But you have a name, right?
- Yes.

477
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,333
What is it?

478
00:27:15,791 --> 00:27:17,125
Marcela.

479
00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:20,125
Marcela, to whom...

480
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,416
Ah, you are Marcela.

481
00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:25,375
You were the one who left me
that same comment,

482
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,666
I understand what you are going through,
in my social media, right?

483
00:27:27,708 --> 00:27:28,291
Yes.

484
00:27:28,416 --> 00:27:32,208
Of course I remember you.
Thank you very much.

485
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:33,458
Not at all.

486
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:36,375
No, really, the truth is that one
doesn't really appreciate such comments.

487
00:27:36,916 --> 00:27:40,083
That day in particular,
it made me feel very good.

488
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,375
Thank you.

489
00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:42,916
Can I take a picture with you?

490
00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:45,125
Sure, let's take the picture,
come over here.

491
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:47,958
I'll take it if you want.

492
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,833
Ready?
One,

493
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,666
another smiling.

494
00:28:00,541 --> 00:28:01,375
Bitch.

495
00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:03,375
That was a good one.

496
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,125
Sorry.

497
00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:06,125
No, don't worry, is alright,
it is very good. Look.

498
00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:07,666
Check it out I like it.

499
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:11,250
Yes, is really good.

500
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:13,750
Thank you very much again.

501
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:14,791
No thanks to you.

502
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:15,916
Goodbye.

503
00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:15,291
Hello, mother?

504
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,291
How is everything going?

505
00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,416
Well, exporting
to send to mix.

506
00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,416
Ah alright,
and how are you?

507
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:26,333
Good.

508
00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:27,916
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

509
00:30:27,958 --> 00:30:30,833
I am receiving many comments
on your performance.

510
00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,250
Whose?

511
00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:34,208
From all over the world,
customers.

512
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:37,541
The director changes his mind
a thousand times about the same thing.

513
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:39,708
No, your colleagues also say
that you are on another planet.

514
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:42,041
Since I earned that award
everyone is looking for a way to screw me.

515
00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:45,000
Breathe, breathe,
that's what I came to tell you.

516
00:30:45,541 --> 00:30:48,708
I think you need time, that breakup
with your ex left you in a very bad shape,

517
00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:52,250
You need to find yourself.
Come back here in a more creative mindset.

518
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,333
I don't think it is necessary Ana.

519
00:30:54,541 --> 00:30:58,041
You don't have to feel sorry for all this.
I also had to stop when I divorced.

520
00:30:58,125 --> 00:31:01,000
You have to go to find yourself
and figure out where you stand.

521
00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:04,125
I would really, really
prefer to keep working.

522
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,458
I am not going to be your friend now.
I'm going to be your boss.

523
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,333
That rest is mandatory.

524
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,666
And I'm not going to give you
an ordinary vacation

525
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:14,000
I'm going to give you a paid break
for all the great work you do for us.

526
00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:15,666
You will thank me later.

527
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,750
So, you finish your work,
you take your sabbatical

528
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:19,583
and we'll talk in a couple of weeks, ok?

529
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,833
Yes.

530
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,708
How is the book?

531
00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:25,708
Good.

532
00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,666
Shall I read it?

533
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:31,166
- No, I don't think is your type.
- You never know,

534
00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:35,041
I will read it to see if we have other
things to talk about when you come back.

535
00:31:35,416 --> 00:31:36,375
Bye.

536
00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:26,458
WHEN YOU BRING OUT YOUR INNER LANCE BASS.

537
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:53,416
JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO.

538
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,208
Hello family of one's choice,
welcome to another chapter of:

539
00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,625
"Jacques no Jackes"

540
00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:10,833
Well, chapter as a real chapter let's
say no, because today it's more like

541
00:33:10,875 --> 00:33:12,916
I am going to explain the
contest rules, yes,

542
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,333
the contest where a girl
can accompany me...

543
00:33:18,250 --> 00:33:20,916
to the launch of my book,
to have a date with me,

544
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:24,125
to have a great time,
but what do we have to do, man?

545
00:33:24,166 --> 00:33:25,583
C'mon dude, explain it to us.

546
00:33:25,625 --> 00:33:27,083
First:
You have to enter the page

547
00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:30,541
www.mividacomoyoutuber.com
and register.

548
00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,916
Second:
You must pre-order my book

549
00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:36,166
My Life as a YouTuber
Yes ladies, buy it,

550
00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:40,333
If you were already at the pre-launch
of my book and you already bought it...

551
00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:45,000
is simple, at the back of the book
there is a code, enter it.

552
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,250
Third:
and this is my favorite part,

553
00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:50,208
You have to get your heads on straight,
tackle that creativity.

554
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:53,125
Seek divine inspiration
to make a video,

555
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,958
it is simply a video where you'll explain,

556
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,916
why do you have to be
the winners of the contest,

557
00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:58,958
why do you want to go out with me,
why do you want to be

558
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,916
at the launch of my book
dancing with me.

559
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,333
Once you have it ready,
you have been inspired

560
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,750
you have this powerful winning video
of a powerful contest,

561
00:34:06,833 --> 00:34:08,791
you upload it to the site.
Easy, isn't it?

562
00:34:08,874 --> 00:34:10,499
So, I'll be waiting.
Get inspired,

563
00:34:10,624 --> 00:34:13,249
Look for that creativity,
make the best video.

564
00:34:13,416 --> 00:34:16,499
Win the contest
and maybe we'll see each other.

565
00:34:51,624 --> 00:34:55,166
Hello family of one's choice,
Allow me to introduce myself,

566
00:34:55,333 --> 00:35:01,583
I am Marcela Muñoz,
I believe I am the right person

567
00:35:01,625 --> 00:35:07,708
to accompany Jacques
to the launch of his book;

568
00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:13,916
my life as a YouTuber,
because I am addicted to... his videos.

569
00:35:14,083 --> 00:35:16,916
They make me laugh,
and they make me cry,

570
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,083
I feel that...
he's a person who understands me

571
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:22,333
on the face of the earth.
Then,

572
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:23,958
to be selected, event,

573
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,625
tt would be something...
unimaginable to me.

574
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,208
- Is that okay?

575
00:35:57,708 --> 00:35:59,250
- Yes, my love, that's perfect.

576
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,125
- Did you arrive alone?

577
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:01,958
- I don't know.

578
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,958
- Are you sure that's right?

579
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,958
- Yes,
Don't start.

580
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,166
If anything happens,
I move it from here.

581
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:08,625
Let me help you with the bags.

582
00:36:08,666 --> 00:36:09,625
- Good.

583
00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:10,916
And Javier?

584
00:36:13,791 --> 00:36:16,125
- Hello my love.
- Hi daddy.

585
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:18,083
- How are you doing?
- Well, how about you?

586
00:36:18,125 --> 00:36:21,750
- Good, good,
give me this one too.

587
00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:22,791
- Ok.

588
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:24,416
- Here comes your mom.

589
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,625
- Welcome daughter.

590
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:27,125
- Hi Mom.
- Hello love.

591
00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:29,500
- I'm going to carry the suitcases
to your room.

592
00:36:29,541 --> 00:36:31,375
- You remember that the room
is occupied, don't you?

593
00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:32,958
She must be accommodated
in the other room.

594
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,958
- Marcelita, I'm so sorry.

595
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,916
Since we didn't know you were coming
we lend you your room to a photographer,

596
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:41,833
is a good guy,
you will meet him later.

597
00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:43,625
Excuse me.

598
00:36:43,958 --> 00:36:44,875
- A photographer?

599
00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:45,958
Help me there.

600
00:36:47,166 --> 00:36:47,875
- Daughter.

601
00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:48,708
- Mother.

602
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,291
- What happened to Javier?

603
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:52,166
- He was unable to come.

604
00:36:52,291 --> 00:36:53,333
- How so?

605
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,916
- Work.

606
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:58,583
- Well, it's a long weekend
he could have taken a couple of days.

607
00:36:58,625 --> 00:36:59,875
- Yes, but he could not.

608
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,083
You broke up, right?

609
00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:03,791
- Why do you say that?

610
00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:05,583
- Because Javier has stopped coming

611
00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:06,666
and you know it.

612
00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:08,583
- I don't want to talk about
it, mom, alright?

613
00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:11,541
Daddy!
Photographer of what?

614
00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:17,791
So if I don't fall on them by surprise,
I don't find out

615
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:19,458
that they had given away
my room to a stranger.

616
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:22,083
- Don't be exaggerated.
He is a photographer and

617
00:37:22,125 --> 00:37:24,541
your dad is very pleased with him.
He is a friend of the Peña family.

618
00:37:24,583 --> 00:37:25,333
It is temporary.

619
00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:29,250
Gloria, the girl is right,
we should have consulted you earlier.

620
00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:30,375
Alright.

621
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:32,458
Ready?

622
00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:33,958
Yes, let's go.

623
00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:37,000
Gloria, we are going to practice
with the girl. See you soon.

624
00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:39,166
Yes, of course,
go away and leave me alone,

625
00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:41,291
since Javier did not come
who is the one that accompanies me.

626
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,458
And you insist with Javier.

627
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,041
It's okay,
so if you want to,

628
00:37:44,166 --> 00:37:45,500
we stay and help you.

629
00:37:45,541 --> 00:37:48,250
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I don't want to ruin

630
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:52,000
the father-daughter moment.
I'm used to it.

631
00:37:57,916 --> 00:37:58,708
Gloria...

632
00:37:59,750 --> 00:38:01,750
No, let's do one thing,

633
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:05,458
when I come later we both play.

634
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,166
No.

635
00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:07,125
No?

636
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,458
And I tie you with the straps...

637
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:16,416
I love you...

638
00:38:16,875 --> 00:38:18,500
Oh Pablo, you are terrible.

639
00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:19,541
Let's go.

640
00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,041
Yes, let's go.

641
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:25,458
My darling... what's the name
of this boy... your boyfriend's name?

642
00:38:25,541 --> 00:38:27,500
This boy,
you know what it is called.

643
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,833
My love the truth is that

644
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:33,375
I can't get used
to you having a boyfriend.

645
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:36,541
Then don't worry
because he is no longer my boyfriend.

646
00:38:36,583 --> 00:38:37,291
No?

647
00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:38,083
No.

648
00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:39,291
What happened?

649
00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,166
Well, well,
don't be so happy.

650
00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:43,791
No, I am not happy,

651
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:46,958
but tell me what happened.

652
00:38:47,083 --> 00:38:48,041
With Javier?

653
00:38:48,083 --> 00:38:49,500
With Javier.

654
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:51,541
It did not work.

655
00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,000
But... Are you okay?

656
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:55,791
Yes.

657
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Are you sure?

658
00:38:57,625 --> 00:38:59,083
Yes, daddy, don't worry.

659
00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:00,500
Beautiful.

660
00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:03,500
Alright...

661
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,916
Let's practice.

662
00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:08,875
I can't practice with your mom
because she doesn't like it.

663
00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:12,375
But you are here my love,
and I am sure

664
00:39:12,416 --> 00:39:13,958
that she is not going to be a nuisance.

665
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:15,500
Good, need help?

666
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:31,958
Ready!

667
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,625
Good,
like when you were little.

668
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:39,875
Don't forget,

669
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,083
feet shoulder width apart,

670
00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:46,083
semi-flexed arms,
and don't forget to always

671
00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:48,916
support the right hand and the revolver
on the left hand.

672
00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:51,333
- Okay.
- Ok, this is the position.

673
00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:52,458
C'mon.

674
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:57,625
That's it, hit it there, that's it.

675
00:39:58,541 --> 00:40:00,708
And don't forget to breathe.

676
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:11,333
Calm love, is the first one.
Breathe.

677
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:15,833
Pablo!

678
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:18,208
Pablo!

679
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,000
Yes, my love, tell me.

680
00:40:20,041 --> 00:40:22,083
Love, the stove jammed again.

681
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:25,416
Ok love, I'm coming.

682
00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:28,541
No, now!
I have to cook the chicken.

683
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:32,041
Okay, alright.
I'm coming.

684
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:33,583
God.

685
00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:37,166
Don't forget to breathe.

686
00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:28,208
My mom was telling me
about your tenant,

687
00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:30,250
Tell me who he is.

688
00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:34,541
He is a very talented photographer.
A friend of the Peña family.

689
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:37,750
I think he is staying Nearby,

690
00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:40,041
I even invited him to dinner tonight.

691
00:41:42,791 --> 00:41:45,500
I hope Marcela won't start smoking.

692
00:41:46,291 --> 00:41:49,333
No Gloria,
why would you think that?

693
00:41:53,208 --> 00:41:54,166
Are you smoking?

694
00:41:54,208 --> 00:41:55,416
Only with you daddy.

695
00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,416
Do you know who you are?

696
00:41:59,041 --> 00:42:00,250
You are my daughter

697
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,708
And I know you,

698
00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:05,916
and I know you're not going through
a good time,

699
00:42:06,125 --> 00:42:07,875
even if you tell me you're fine,

700
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,500
I know better.

701
00:42:11,041 --> 00:42:14,500
Darling, it happened to me too
before I met your mom.

702
00:42:14,583 --> 00:42:18,416
When I divorced I felt very bad.

703
00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:20,416
I felt terrible.

704
00:42:20,541 --> 00:42:24,125
I thought I had a sign
on the forehead that said:

705
00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:27,208
"This man has no future".

706
00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:31,666
Negative thoughts began,

707
00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:35,541
and I did things that were not right,

708
00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:40,000
very bad things
but fortunately I came to my senses.

709
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:44,125
I know that things with Javier ended,

710
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:50,583
but it happens sometimes,
life is not always as you want it to be.

711
00:42:54,083 --> 00:42:57,250
If I had not had
that failure with my first wife

712
00:42:57,291 --> 00:43:00,916
I am sure that...
today could not make your mom happy.

713
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:04,875
Daughter,

714
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:07,125
I love you.

715
00:43:11,125 --> 00:43:13,333
Finish the cigarette
and let's go inside

716
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,041
it is getting very cold.

717
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:29,833
Well, help yourselves
because it will get cold.

718
00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,750
- Please.
- Enjoy your meal.

719
00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,416
So Michel,
how did you meet my dad?

720
00:43:37,541 --> 00:43:40,000
It is a story that is not very long,

721
00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:41,333
is kind of funny, I think.

722
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:44,458
Michel and I are supposedly
worked together years ago

723
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:48,000
But the truth Michel, excuse me,
I do not remember.

724
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:49,333
No,
but you don't have to remember,

725
00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:51,250
I was a humble photography assistant.

726
00:43:51,291 --> 00:43:54,750
Apparently Michel worked on the photos

727
00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:56,958
that were used on the cover
of the CD I produced.

728
00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:58,625
At that time the covers

729
00:43:58,666 --> 00:44:00,958
were mostly done with photographs,
and did not use that pile

730
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,500
of graphic design and cartoons
that they use today,

731
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:05,041
was more that style.

732
00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:08,500
So, they called me
to take the photos of the article

733
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:09,958
of that music magazine...

734
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,416
That magazine
where your dad was announcing

735
00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:14,166
the withdrawal of the music.

736
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:16,500
So, they called Michel to take pictures.

737
00:44:16,541 --> 00:44:17,916
- So, you took the pictures.
- Yes.

738
00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:19,750
No, no, no,
he did not take pictures.

739
00:44:19,833 --> 00:44:22,333
Made him look like the emperor of music.

740
00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:24,916
Don't overdo it either.

741
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:27,500
No, no, I am not exaggerating.
You should have seen it, daughter.

742
00:44:27,666 --> 00:44:29,416
The girls were all over him.

743
00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:31,375
Not again with the same story,

744
00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:34,000
You are exaggerating my love,
and I know it's because you love me.

745
00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:35,208
I love you.

746
00:44:38,208 --> 00:44:41,166
And what do you do Marcela,
your dad told me

747
00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:44,250
that you recently won a very important
award, something like that.

748
00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:48,166
Eh, yes.
I work in sound design

749
00:44:48,208 --> 00:44:49,791
for movies and commercials above all.

750
00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:53,041
Truthfully she is very modest.
She won an award

751
00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:55,375
for making the sound design of a film.

752
00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:57,000
It was amazing.

753
00:44:57,041 --> 00:44:58,083
And can it be seen?

754
00:44:58,166 --> 00:44:59,875
Of course,
What's more, you have to see it.

755
00:44:59,916 --> 00:45:02,041
Yes, I surely want to see it,
is it available?

756
00:45:02,250 --> 00:45:06,583
It's unbelievable, such a handsome boy,
brilliant, smart like you

757
00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:08,125
and you just haven't married?

758
00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:10,083
- My goodness.
- Gloria please.

759
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,083
What?
And what does it have to do with having

760
00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:15,333
In addition, if he was uncomfortable
you would have told me, wouldn't you?

761
00:45:15,375 --> 00:45:16,333
Am I being nosy?

762
00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:18,833
No, not at all
but if it is difficult for a person to

763
00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:21,791
be patient with my pace of work,
the things I like to do.

764
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,541
It's hard to be in a relationship.

765
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:27,041
That's my daughter you know,
she starts a project

766
00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:29,708
And becomes so engrossed
that she forgets the whole world.

767
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,583
She does not visit us.
Actually, you know.

768
00:45:32,625 --> 00:45:34,250
That is why I believe
she broke up with the boyfriend.

769
00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:35,000
Mom, no more.

770
00:45:35,041 --> 00:45:37,791
Gloria, I don't think we
have to talk about it, please.

771
00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:40,000
- No, but if you have...
- It is the truth.

772
00:45:40,458 --> 00:45:42,750
It is often very difficult
for people to understand

773
00:45:42,791 --> 00:45:45,125
our time,
our work pace

774
00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:47,458
and if the relationships become difficult,

775
00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:49,791
is more than normal,
is the artist's life, isn't it?

776
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:54,041
Spoke like a true artist.
Let's toast to Michel.

777
00:45:54,208 --> 00:45:54,875
Cheers!

778
00:45:54,916 --> 00:45:55,791
Cheers!

779
00:45:56,166 --> 00:45:57,375
For your photo collection.

780
00:45:57,416 --> 00:46:00,291
Yes, to getting my series published or
to be able to exhibit it somewhere.

781
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:02,083
So let's toast to the series.

782
00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:02,625
Cheers!

783
00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:05,250
And we're going to get someone
to publish it, of course.

784
00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:07,958
Why,
What are you working on?

785
00:46:08,166 --> 00:46:12,583
I am making a series of photos,
which can be a bit like...

786
00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:15,875
like a problem for some people,
they are a bit taboo,

787
00:46:15,916 --> 00:46:18,166
I am exploring female sexuality.

788
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,625
These are amazing photos.

789
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:23,375
Yes, they already told me
that my room is your room.

790
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:26,708
I turned it into a dark room
for some time

791
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,833
your dad very generously
allowed me to use,

792
00:46:29,458 --> 00:46:32,083
I think hit will be back back
to normal very soon.

793
00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:33,708
I would love to see them.

794
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:36,041
Of course,
I'll show them to you whenever you want.

795
00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:40,833
And why did you choose that topic?

796
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:44,583
Because I love women,
because...

797
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:49,833
They have taken me to...
push the boundaries of beauty,

798
00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:53,250
understand it differently.
I think they are very powerful.

799
00:46:53,958 --> 00:46:55,041
Powerful as.

800
00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:59,291
From every point of view,
I think the shape of their body,

801
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:04,166
their curves...
the way they get all of us men

802
00:47:04,416 --> 00:47:05,750
to do whatever it takes

803
00:47:05,791 --> 00:47:07,375
in order to get under their skirt.

804
00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:09,375
I think that makes them very powerful.

805
00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:14,208
And…
Are the women in your photos models?

806
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:16,291
No, no, they are not models, no.

807
00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:19,958
I got tired of taking pictures of models.

808
00:47:20,125 --> 00:47:21,958
They are ordinary women.

809
00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:24,875
And they get naked for you?

810
00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:28,250
Yes, many times the link...

811
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:30,166
the bond is emotional

812
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:32,666
and after that we become friends and...

813
00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:36,833
Inadvertently, there can be
a sexual bond, why not.

814
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,083
I could not take nude photos.

815
00:47:40,208 --> 00:47:41,208
No, you don't think so?

816
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,125
No,

817
00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:43,916
Well, they say it can be very liberating.

818
00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:46,500
But what like a selfie in
the bathroom?

819
00:47:47,041 --> 00:47:47,875
No.

820
00:47:48,708 --> 00:47:50,166
Perhaps an expert can help you.

821
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:54,375
- Someone like you?
- Why not?

822
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:58,125
Maybe one of these days
when your parents go on a trip.

823
00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:01,291
- We can, I don't know, explore.
- Maybe.

824
00:48:05,041 --> 00:48:05,958
Be careful.

825
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:06,916
Yes.

826
00:48:09,750 --> 00:48:13,000
I WOULD LIKE TO MEET TO APOLOGIZE
FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

827
00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:18,625
CAN WE GET TOGETHER
ONE OF THESE DAYS FOR A BEER?

828
00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:33,500
- Hello.
- Hello.

829
00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,875
- How are you doing?
- Well, and you?

830
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:42,041
All good. Do you want to sit here
or we go to a table over there.

831
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,250
Here is fine.

832
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:44,291
Alright.

833
00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:54,291
You look very pretty.

834
00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:55,250
Thank you.

835
00:48:55,791 --> 00:48:57,041
Would you like to have a drink?

836
00:48:58,458 --> 00:48:59,583
A beer?

837
00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,375
Beer!
My friend!

838
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,416
Hey, do me a favor.

839
00:49:08,708 --> 00:49:10,500
Bro, hey.

840
00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:15,333
Hey, can I ask you a question?

841
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:16,208
Ah, tell me.

842
00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:18,791
Who do you have to sleep with
in here to get a beer?

843
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,291
I'll bring you one.

844
00:49:30,416 --> 00:49:31,625
Thank you!

845
00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:48,958
Don't stop, Jacques.

846
00:50:51,166 --> 00:50:52,458
What?

847
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,083
Who the fuck is Jacques?

848
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,416
Who the fuck is Jacques?

849
00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,041
What do you care who Jacques is?

850
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,416
Are you dating someone?

851
00:51:02,458 --> 00:51:05,000
What do you care
if I am dating someone?

852
00:51:14,708 --> 00:51:16,000
What's wrong with you?

853
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:19,375
It happens, that you're crazy.

854
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:21,625
Ah, I'm crazy?

855
00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:22,625
Yes, you are crazy.

856
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:24,000
Hypocrisy in person.

857
00:51:24,041 --> 00:51:26,000
- Who? Me?
- Clearly you.

858
00:51:26,041 --> 00:51:28,875
Yes?
You called me Jacques.

859
00:51:29,041 --> 00:51:30,291
Where is your girlfriend?

860
00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:31,541
Don't get her in...

861
00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:34,125
You want to stick it in me,
but we can't talk about your girlfriend.

862
00:51:34,166 --> 00:51:35,875
Fuck, you called me Jacques!

863
00:51:35,916 --> 00:51:37,833
He sucks me, so what.

864
00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:41,041
So what? I suck you too.
You loved it when I sucked you off.

865
00:51:41,083 --> 00:51:41,958
No, no.

866
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Don't you remember when I did it to you?

867
00:51:44,250 --> 00:51:46,416
Since I met Jacques,
I realized that there was a part

868
00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:48,375
of me that I didn't know existed.

869
00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:53,500
I don't have to listen
to that shit of yours.

870
00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:55,916
That you didn't know existed.

871
00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:02,416
It's just that he's a much better
fuck than you.

872
00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:03,833
That's enough.

873
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:06,500
He does not have that little problem
that you have to get it hard.

874
00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:07,708
I have no problem.

875
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:08,583
- No?
- No.

876
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,625
Shall we call your girlfriend?
What does she say?

877
00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:13,375
Doesn't she tell you all the time
that it happens to everyone?

878
00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:16,958
What?
Did I hurt your feelings? Yes?

879
00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:20,541
Thank you for breaking up with me
because I met someone

880
00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:21,958
who fucks me as he wants.

881
00:52:22,291 --> 00:52:23,291
Yes?

882
00:52:23,458 --> 00:52:26,833
What are you going to do?
Now if you've got your güevas down?

883
00:52:57,166 --> 00:52:58,250
Tougher.

884
00:53:03,458 --> 00:53:04,416
More...

885
00:53:09,416 --> 00:53:10,583
Choke me.

886
00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:13,875
Choke me.

887
00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:46,000
I am worried about you. You are
taking this to a level of insanity.

888
00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:50,333
Good luck getting it hard
with your girlfriend now.

889
00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:52,750
Fuck you.

890
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,916
Hello, family of one's choice.
Welcome to another chapter of:

891
00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:14,625
"Jacques no Jackes"
Finally, the time has come

892
00:54:14,666 --> 00:54:16,458
to announce the winner of the contest.

893
00:54:16,541 --> 00:54:18,000
But before that I have to thank

894
00:54:18,041 --> 00:54:20,083
all those who sent their videos,
because the truthfully

895
00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:22,875
they were really wonderful.
It was very difficult to choose.

896
00:54:23,083 --> 00:54:26,583
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I laughed, my eyes watered.

897
00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:29,625
I laughed again, I loved them,
but unfortunately

898
00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:34,000
there can only be one winner.
At last, the long-awaited moment...

899
00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:37,291
and the winner is:

900
00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:39,916
Marcela, Marcela Muñoz.

901
00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:45,125
Look, look, she showed off.
I have to confess that she did a great job

902
00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,458
did a crazy job.
We were dumbfounded

903
00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:51,166
when we saw it we all said;
she is undoubtedly the winner.

904
00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:52,833
So Marcela,
in a short time,

905
00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:55,166
watch out for your cell phone,
watch out for your networks.

906
00:54:55,333 --> 00:54:58,083
Because we will be contacting you.
Because you are coming with me

907
00:54:58,125 --> 00:55:00,500
to the launch of my book.
Because you're going to dance with me.

908
00:55:00,541 --> 00:55:03,583
Because you're going on an
unforgettable date with me.

909
00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:06,125
For the time being, Marcela,
you know this.

910
00:55:06,791 --> 00:55:07,958
You are my date.

911
00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:22,583
- Hello?
- Hello Marcela.

912
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,583
- Yes?
- How are you doing? With Jacques.

913
00:55:24,791 --> 00:55:25,500
Hello.

914
00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:27,833
- Everything OK?
- Good and you?

915
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:29,541
Fine, thank you very much.
Listen,

916
00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:31,375
I got you a car
to pick you up at your home

917
00:55:31,416 --> 00:55:33,083
and bring you here
to the event site, is it OK?

918
00:55:33,208 --> 00:55:34,000
OK.

919
00:55:34,041 --> 00:55:36,083
I'm sorry I couldn't pick you up.

920
00:55:36,375 --> 00:55:37,625
No, don't worry.

921
00:55:37,708 --> 00:55:39,625
The thing is that I am really busy
with the event.

922
00:55:39,958 --> 00:55:41,333
Yes, don't worry about me.

923
00:55:41,375 --> 00:55:42,875
Thank you for your understanding.
See you here.

924
00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:43,708
Okay.

925
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:44,625
Okay, bye.

926
00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:21,791
- Hello?
- Hello Marcela?

927
00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:24,041
- Yes.
Hello Marcela, this is Cristina,

928
00:58:24,083 --> 00:58:26,000
Jacques' manager.
How is everything going?

929
00:58:26,375 --> 00:58:27,291
Good, and you?

930
00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:32,000
Everything good. Look, soon a car will
go to pick you up so, watch out for it.

931
00:58:32,333 --> 00:58:35,291
Ok and Jacques?

932
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:38,083
He will be here waiting for you.
What happened is that because

933
00:58:38,125 --> 00:58:40,125
of all this hassle, he couldn't go.

934
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:43,291
But he is very sorry with you
for not picking you up.

935
00:58:43,416 --> 00:58:44,625
Yes, don't worry.

936
00:58:44,666 --> 00:58:46,958
They're picking you up right now, okay?

937
00:58:47,250 --> 00:58:48,041
Good.

938
00:58:48,083 --> 00:58:49,083
Alright, bye.

939
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:06,708
- Who is it for?
- To Natalia.

940
00:59:09,416 --> 00:59:10,458
Jacques, look.

941
00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:13,416
Good, good.

942
00:59:18,291 --> 00:59:19,125
Thank you.

943
00:59:19,250 --> 00:59:20,625
This one for whom?

944
00:59:20,666 --> 00:59:21,791
Marcela?

945
00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:22,708
Yes.

946
00:59:22,750 --> 00:59:24,791
Hi, I'm Cristina Jacques' manager.

947
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:26,958
Oh, hi.

948
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:29,333
Thank you for participating
in the contest.

949
00:59:29,375 --> 00:59:31,750
Your video was amazing.
We all liked it,

950
00:59:31,791 --> 00:59:33,041
especially Jacques.

951
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:34,125
Thank you.

952
00:59:34,333 --> 00:59:38,208
I'm going to see if he...
He is very busy.

953
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:40,958
Yes, I can imagine.

954
00:59:41,541 --> 00:59:44,916
Hey but...
You look super pretty.

955
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:45,916
Thank you.

956
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:47,541
I'm going to go look for him.

957
00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,791
Jacques, come with me.

958
00:59:52,875 --> 00:59:55,541
Meet Marcela,
the winner of the contest.

959
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:56,958
Hello, hi.

960
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,375
How are you doing?
How was the ride here?

961
00:59:58,416 --> 00:59:59,500
- Good.
- Everything OK?

962
00:59:59,541 --> 01:00:02,125
You realize that we are
already trending on Twitter, right?

963
01:00:02,208 --> 01:00:03,208
Wonderful.

964
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,750
Wonderful, but it worries me.

965
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:05,833
Why?

966
01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:07,375
Because the page will crash at any time

967
01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,250
and the streaming is not
going to be seen by anyone.

968
01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:10,333
Well, I'll solve it.

969
01:00:10,375 --> 01:00:11,791
So, what are you waiting for?

970
01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:13,166
I'm going to fix it.

971
01:00:23,041 --> 01:00:24,833
You read it then, yes?

972
01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:29,666
Marcela,
we have a preferential spot for you.

973
01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:30,958
Come this way.

974
01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:41,166
Would you like to have a drink?

975
01:00:41,791 --> 01:00:42,750
No thanks.

976
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,625
Are you sure? Wine, water.

977
01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:45,833
Alright

978
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,625
Wine.
Do me a favor,

979
01:00:47,666 --> 01:00:49,583
bring her a wine please.

980
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:51,625
They will bring it to you.

981
01:00:59,291 --> 01:01:01,916
Hello and welcome to all,
thank you for being here.

982
01:01:02,208 --> 01:01:04,583
It's one thing to make videos
on YouTube and be alone,

983
01:01:04,625 --> 01:01:06,708
and it is another thing to have
an audience, so please forgive me

984
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:07,833
if I'm a little nervous...

985
01:01:07,875 --> 01:01:08,750
I love you!

986
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:11,750
Thank you, I love you too.

987
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,375
So nothing, I just want to thank you all

988
01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:18,541
I really appreciate the support you
have given me watching my YouTube videos,

989
01:01:18,583 --> 01:01:21,125
supporting the channel.
The truth is that I started as a game

990
01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:24,750
and I didn't expect it to be
as successful as it has been.

991
01:01:24,791 --> 01:01:26,750
Even less the success the book has had,

992
01:01:26,791 --> 01:01:29,166
because that was a second step

993
01:01:29,208 --> 01:01:31,958
that I wasn't expecting.
And in doing so,

994
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,500
and seeing the public's reception,
yours,

995
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:37,708
I want to tell you: thank you
very much for your support,

996
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:41,333
for reading it, for buying it.
I am very happy to have your support.

997
01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:44,166
No, really, I think I'm not going to
bore you anymore

998
01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:48,750
with so much talk. If you liked it
then recommend it to your friends

999
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:50,916
and if not to your enemies.
What difference does it make?

1000
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,125
Without further ado,
let the party begin, right?!

1001
01:01:53,291 --> 01:01:55,041
Thank you, thank you for being here.

1002
01:02:39,625 --> 01:02:40,666
Is everything Ok?

1003
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,041
People are having a good time,
aren't they?

1004
01:02:49,291 --> 01:02:49,958
Uh?

1005
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,083
People are having a good time,
aren't they?

1006
01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:55,750
So it seems,
great, isn't it?

1007
01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:59,291
How did I talk?
I made a fool of myself, didn't I?

1008
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,583
Look who's here.

1009
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:23,166
And who invited this one?

1010
01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:24,375
I don't know.

1011
01:03:25,125 --> 01:03:27,166
Hey, how's it going?

1012
01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,666
Alexa, how about you?

1013
01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:30,625
Good, how are you?

1014
01:03:31,291 --> 01:03:32,291
Divinely.

1015
01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:35,291
Congratulations, the book is
a complete success, isn't it?

1016
01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:37,583
Truthfully, we are very pleased.
Did you hear the lastest news?

1017
01:03:37,625 --> 01:03:38,458
No, what?

1018
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:40,000
They are translating into english,

1019
01:03:40,041 --> 01:03:42,250
in a few months it will start selling
in the United States.

1020
01:03:42,291 --> 01:03:44,250
Is that so?
Very good.

1021
01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:45,875
Very good.

1022
01:03:45,916 --> 01:03:48,166
How nice!
And above all I congratulate Cristi

1023
01:03:48,208 --> 01:03:50,375
because I know that
without her you wouldn't do anything.

1024
01:03:51,208 --> 01:03:52,375
Yes, surely.

1025
01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,250
Of course!

1026
01:03:53,291 --> 01:03:54,583
No shit.

1027
01:03:54,791 --> 01:03:56,583
I'm sure they don't give a shit.

1028
01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:01,375
And your friend, who is she?

1029
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,500
So what are we becoming?

1030
01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:13,375
We haven't talked about it.

1031
01:04:13,791 --> 01:04:14,750
Ah,

1032
01:04:15,916 --> 01:04:17,000
well...

1033
01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:19,166
I wish you all the best.

1034
01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:23,833
Congratulations,
I hope the book keeps doing well.

1035
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:24,500
Thank you.

1036
01:04:24,541 --> 01:04:25,875
Always wishing you the best.

1037
01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,416
The same to you.

1038
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:31,333
- See you soon.
- Okay, Take advantage of the free drinks.

1039
01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:34,250
Yes, that's what I'm getting at,
finally something free, right?

1040
01:04:34,291 --> 01:04:36,625
- The way you like it.
- Yes.

1041
01:04:39,666 --> 01:04:41,375
Who does she think she is or what?

1042
01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:47,083
And what does it matter...
I didn't invite you.

1043
01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:49,000
I didn't invite you...

1044
01:04:53,166 --> 01:04:54,250
Pretty?

1045
01:04:55,375 --> 01:04:56,416
Do you want to leave?

1046
01:07:08,250 --> 01:07:10,208
So, how are you doing with that YouTuber?

1047
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:11,291
I am not doing.

1048
01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:12,625
What?

1049
01:07:12,666 --> 01:07:14,041
How so?
What happened?

1050
01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:16,416
You were super thrilled
with this guy.

1051
01:07:16,541 --> 01:07:18,333
You know... Men.

1052
01:07:19,958 --> 01:07:21,125
You know I know.

1053
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,166
And... what about you?
How do you feel?

1054
01:07:24,291 --> 01:07:25,416
Don't worry.

1055
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:28,250
Well, you weren't going to get
someone that fast anyway, right?

1056
01:07:28,333 --> 01:07:30,541
Besides, what a drag to have
a relationship with a YouTuber.

1057
01:07:30,583 --> 01:07:32,833
Imagine you taking pictures all day long

1058
01:07:32,875 --> 01:07:35,666
making videos... no, what a drag.

1059
01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:38,458
And did you fuck him?
That guy was so hot.

1060
01:07:38,541 --> 01:07:39,458
He was yummy.

1061
01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:40,708
No, it didn't come to that.

1062
01:07:40,750 --> 01:07:43,125
Didn't fuck him? Oh no...

1063
01:07:43,416 --> 01:07:45,041
You know that I have to fuck someone

1064
01:07:45,083 --> 01:07:48,166
to know if there is any chemistry
or something, you understand me?

1065
01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:50,083
- No seriously.
- He is about to start on the subject.

1066
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:52,250
- Go talk about penises.
Can I borrow the bathroom?

1067
01:07:52,875 --> 01:07:54,916
- Don't you eat all the cheeses, you hear?
- Me?

1068
01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:57,000
Hey, did Javier call you or something?

1069
01:07:57,166 --> 01:07:58,625
No, he did not call me.

1070
01:08:01,625 --> 01:08:05,208
Marce...
Are there more of these cheeses?

1071
01:08:05,583 --> 01:08:08,208
Really Oscar, really no more

1072
01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:09,958
with the fucking cheeses.
- But is that...

1073
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,625
You have done nothing but eat the cheeses,
control yourself.

1074
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:14,458
If you want, I'll go with you.

1075
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,583
No, I'm going to get them.

1076
01:08:18,999 --> 01:08:23,624
Oh so good, this would be delicious
with a little bread.

1077
01:08:24,999 --> 01:08:27,083
Give me a little wine, Osquitar.

1078
01:09:17,416 --> 01:09:18,458
Vale?

1079
01:09:18,833 --> 01:09:21,333
Marce...
What is all this?

1080
01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:22,374
It is nothing.

1081
01:09:22,416 --> 01:09:24,999
I'm really worried about you.
Are you okay?

1082
01:09:25,041 --> 01:09:26,166
They were for a contest.

1083
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,791
I know which contest they were for
and that was a while ago, Marcela.

1084
01:09:28,833 --> 01:09:32,499
Why do you have this guy's pictures here?
You are becoming obsessed.

1085
01:09:32,541 --> 01:09:34,749
- I am not obsessing.
- Yes you are!

1086
01:09:34,791 --> 01:09:36,499
- I'm not obsessing!

1087
01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:40,708
Look, I don't know what you think
but I think that breaking up

1088
01:09:40,749 --> 01:09:43,083
with Javier left you in a bad shape
and that's fine.

1089
01:09:43,124 --> 01:09:43,958
It is a process...

1090
01:09:43,999 --> 01:09:46,708
I'm not obsessing!
How many times do I have to tell you.

1091
01:09:46,874 --> 01:09:49,041
Don't judge me.

1092
01:09:49,749 --> 01:09:53,166
Don't tell me I'm crazy.
Stay out of it.

1093
01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:09,125
I don't want to talk about it.

1094
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:13,458
Please don't say anything to them.

1095
01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:28,458
Hey...

1096
01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:16,458
Yes Cristina,
I'll upload that video, but tomorrow.

1097
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,666
Because I am just entering my house
and I'm exhausted.

1098
01:12:21,083 --> 01:12:23,000
Not right now, tomorrow for real.

1099
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:27,708
Yes, tomorrow.

1100
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:32,666
There is a little video
for my family Jacques, a birthday video.

1101
01:12:32,708 --> 01:12:33,958
What the fuck!!

1102
01:16:40,375 --> 01:16:41,958
Where am I?
Who are you?

1103
01:16:42,416 --> 01:16:43,666
Don't you recognize me?

1104
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:44,541
Huh?

1105
01:16:45,041 --> 01:16:46,416
Do you remember me?

1106
01:16:49,083 --> 01:16:50,583
You were the one who won the contest.

1107
01:16:51,750 --> 01:16:53,833
Ah, so you did see me that day.

1108
01:16:58,041 --> 01:16:59,291
Where am I?

1109
01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:03,541
In my house,
you came to give me what you promised me.

1110
01:17:04,333 --> 01:17:05,208
What?

1111
01:17:05,541 --> 01:17:07,541
That I want you to give me
what you promised me

1112
01:17:07,583 --> 01:17:09,000
when I won the contest.

1113
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,416
What did I promise you?
What are you talking about?

1114
01:17:12,291 --> 01:17:15,791
I did not dance, I did not laugh,
that was not a date.

1115
01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:18,458
Are you crazy or what?

1116
01:17:19,166 --> 01:17:21,500
No!
I want what is rightfully mine.

1117
01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:25,250
Let me go.

1118
01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:28,750
Let me go now.

1119
01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:33,666
Let me out of here, you crazy bitch!
Help, help!

1120
01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:36,791
It must not be comfortable, right?

1121
01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:38,875
If you don't calm down,

1122
01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:41,333
You will not be able to get dressed.
If you don't dress up,

1123
01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:42,916
we will not be able to have our date.

1124
01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:45,416
And if we don't have our date,
you will not be able to leave.

1125
01:17:48,208 --> 01:17:49,625
What do you want to hear?

1126
01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:53,916
What kind of music do you like?

1127
01:17:57,583 --> 01:17:58,916
Whatever you want is fine.

1128
01:18:24,375 --> 01:18:25,750
Do you want wine?

1129
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:27,416
Yes.

1130
01:19:17,375 --> 01:19:18,416
Cheers,

1131
01:19:19,041 --> 01:19:20,916
to a lovely night.

1132
01:19:24,750 --> 01:19:26,166
Aren't you going to toast?

1133
01:19:31,333 --> 01:19:34,416
I know what you are thinking,
why don't I delete her.

1134
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:38,583
I don't kill her right here.
You can't.

1135
01:19:38,666 --> 01:19:41,291
The key to the padlock
you have on your leg.

1136
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:43,625
I don't have it with me.

1137
01:19:44,791 --> 01:19:48,125
So, this way if you kill me
you can't get out of here.

1138
01:19:51,875 --> 01:19:52,750
Eat.

1139
01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,583
Don't you like it?

1140
01:20:03,458 --> 01:20:05,041
I am Vegetarian.

1141
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:12,833
I didn't know...
I didn't see that in any of your videos.

1142
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:15,291
Cristina forbade me tell that.

1143
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,250
Why?

1144
01:20:17,125 --> 01:20:20,333
She says that vegetarians
radiate an air of moral superiority.

1145
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,375
Smart...

1146
01:20:26,625 --> 01:20:28,750
Tomorrow I will prepare
something that you will like.

1147
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:31,291
Tomorrow?

1148
01:20:31,708 --> 01:20:33,166
Yes, tomorrow.

1149
01:20:35,208 --> 01:20:37,000
When will I be able to leave here?

1150
01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:38,500
How so?

1151
01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:41,125
When am I going to be able
to get the hell out of here?

1152
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:45,833
I don't know,
I thought we could stay for a while.

1153
01:20:48,041 --> 01:20:51,500
Don't look at me like that,
you will change your mind.

1154
01:20:58,041 --> 01:21:00,041
So, the book was a success.

1155
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:03,083
No.

1156
01:21:03,666 --> 01:21:05,625
But you sold 9,000 copies. That's a lot.

1157
01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:06,666
That is a lie.

1158
01:21:08,333 --> 01:21:10,333
It was translated into English.

1159
01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,500
Another lie.

1160
01:21:11,541 --> 01:21:14,250
But a lot of people
sent videos to enter the contest.

1161
01:21:14,291 --> 01:21:16,500
A lot of people that we paid to do so

1162
01:21:16,583 --> 01:21:20,541
and to go to the launch,
is called strategy.

1163
01:21:21,166 --> 01:21:22,125
Why?

1164
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:23,708
Everyone does it.

1165
01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:24,916
Everyone does it.

1166
01:21:25,041 --> 01:21:29,625
Yes...
It is a business that works well.

1167
01:21:30,583 --> 01:21:32,583
So, your business is a lie.

1168
01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,208
It is ours.

1169
01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:35,416
What else?

1170
01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,166
My relationship with Alexandra,

1171
01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:40,958
nonexistent, never happened.

1172
01:21:43,208 --> 01:21:44,625
I saw them fight.

1173
01:21:45,375 --> 01:21:47,541
You forget that I am an actor.

1174
01:21:50,791 --> 01:21:52,333
You kissed me.

1175
01:21:54,333 --> 01:21:56,083
I am a very good actor.

1176
01:21:57,708 --> 01:21:59,000
And the fight afterwards?

1177
01:21:59,041 --> 01:22:00,041
A script,

1178
01:22:01,416 --> 01:22:03,041
made for actors.

1179
01:22:04,083 --> 01:22:05,500
Everything... Everything is...

1180
01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:06,916
Bullshit, yes.

1181
01:22:07,166 --> 01:22:10,625
A perfectly put show
for obsessive freaks like you.

1182
01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:11,166
No.

1183
01:22:11,416 --> 01:22:13,208
They become obsessed with people like me.

1184
01:22:13,250 --> 01:22:13,875
No.

1185
01:22:13,916 --> 01:22:16,166
For the simple act of standing up
to talk in front of a fucking camera.

1186
01:22:16,208 --> 01:22:17,166
Yes.

1187
01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,833
Do you know why we chose you?

1188
01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:23,916
Because we have to put a face
to such a crazy fan.

1189
01:22:23,958 --> 01:22:24,708
- Shut up.

1190
01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:28,458
We really couldn't believe
that there was someone like you.

1191
01:22:29,750 --> 01:22:31,125
We had to meet you, we could not believe

1192
01:22:31,166 --> 01:22:33,333
that there was a crazy bitch
of your proportions.

1193
01:22:33,458 --> 01:22:34,416
Shut up!

1194
01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:52,125
What about enjoying your parents' house
while they are on the road?

1195
01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:53,583
Yes, something like that.

1196
01:22:53,916 --> 01:22:56,750
Yes, your dad told me that maybe
you were coming.

1197
01:22:56,791 --> 01:23:00,041
To be on the lookout, I saw your car
and decided to come in and say hello.

1198
01:23:00,166 --> 01:23:01,083
Thank you.

1199
01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:03,875
Well, whatever you need
you can let me know.

1200
01:23:04,500 --> 01:23:05,708
Well, thank you.

1201
01:23:05,750 --> 01:23:08,166
Your dad told me
he was going to take out darkroom stuff.

1202
01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:09,875
Yes, I picked them up.

1203
01:23:09,916 --> 01:23:11,458
But...
You left the red light.

1204
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:13,083
Here are your things.

1205
01:23:13,208 --> 01:23:16,250
Thank you, you're just like your dad.
You want to have everything in order.

1206
01:23:17,500 --> 01:23:20,000
I believe that the minimum
is to change your light bulb.

1207
01:23:20,083 --> 01:23:21,750
No, the truth is that I like it.

1208
01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:23,291
But it is quite uncomfortable.

1209
01:23:23,416 --> 01:23:27,333
I was thinking that...
We could leave the bulb

1210
01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:28,791
and take some pictures.

1211
01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:34,416
Well, if you want us to leave the light
for that, that wouldn't be a problem.

1212
01:23:37,250 --> 01:23:38,000
Yes.

1213
01:23:44,041 --> 01:23:45,916
I hope you like this food.

1214
01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:50,625
Thank you,

1215
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:58,583
thank you very much, Marcela,

1216
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,041
to...

1217
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,958
our third attempt.

1218
01:24:29,291 --> 01:24:30,291
Cheers.

1219
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:31,916
Cheers.

1220
01:24:49,583 --> 01:24:50,583
What?

1221
01:24:54,125 --> 01:24:55,583
I like the song.

1222
01:24:57,166 --> 01:24:58,333
Me too.

1223
01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:24,416
Do you want to dance?

1224
01:28:54,458 --> 01:28:55,541
Who is it?

1225
01:28:56,416 --> 01:28:57,291
Michel.

1226
01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:06,083
- Hello!
- Hello.

1227
01:29:06,125 --> 01:29:07,125
Did I wake you up?

1228
01:29:07,208 --> 01:29:08,500
Ehh, yes.

1229
01:29:08,583 --> 01:29:10,375
I didn't know you slept late.

1230
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:11,583
What time is it?

1231
01:29:11,666 --> 01:29:13,666
About 10 o'clock in the morning.

1232
01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:16,541
And what are you doing here?

1233
01:29:16,583 --> 01:29:18,333
Well, I was on the market
taking some pictures

1234
01:29:18,375 --> 01:29:20,750
and I saw this and decided
to come to make you breakfast.

1235
01:29:21,875 --> 01:29:23,250
Your family has been very nice to me.

1236
01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:24,666
I want to cook something for you.

1237
01:29:36,375 --> 01:29:38,416
Did you have a party last night or what?

1238
01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:41,500
No.

1239
01:30:02,375 --> 01:30:04,250
I like the way that shirt looks on you.

1240
01:30:07,208 --> 01:30:10,500
I was thinking we could skip the photos.

1241
01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:16,208
No, Michel.
No.

1242
01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:26,208
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