WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:42.083 --> 00:00:43.625 Hello... 4 00:00:44.708 --> 00:00:45.875 Marce. 5 00:00:56.083 --> 00:00:58.166 You are deaf. 6 00:00:59.833 --> 00:01:01.958 What are you doing? Too much work or what? 7 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.791 - Finishing. - Which reel are you at? 8 00:01:03.833 --> 00:01:04.874 Six. 9 00:01:04.916 --> 00:01:07.125 You're flying, very good. 10 00:01:07.166 --> 00:01:08.375 Terror is my thing. 11 00:01:08.416 --> 00:01:12.625 Stop everything you are doing for a second and search: "My life as a YouTuber". 12 00:01:13.125 --> 00:01:14.750 Ok, And this is...? 13 00:01:14.791 --> 00:01:17.041 Something incredible. You're going to love it. 14 00:01:17.083 --> 00:01:18.833 Do you follow Jacques? 15 00:01:18.875 --> 00:01:21.166 - No, who is he? - Go ahead, click on it. 16 00:01:21.458 --> 00:01:23.166 Hello! Dear family of one's choice, 17 00:01:23.208 --> 00:01:25.750 Welcome to another chapter From Jacques not Jackes. 18 00:01:25.833 --> 00:01:29.750 Yes, the one with the strange name, today I have an anecdote that rocks. 19 00:01:29.791 --> 00:01:31.500 This is a special chapter for women 20 00:01:31.541 --> 00:01:33.708 Because you know that I am a guardian of feminism 21 00:01:33.750 --> 00:01:36.416 and is obvious because men... we are suckers, have you noticed? 22 00:01:36.458 --> 00:01:38.166 Suckers of great proportions. 23 00:01:38.208 --> 00:01:41.166 Pay attention to this anecdote. So, a friend of mine tells me 24 00:01:41.208 --> 00:01:42.625 she has a lifelong friend. 25 00:01:42.666 --> 00:01:45.208 One of those friendships that rarely occur between a man and a woman. 26 00:01:45.250 --> 00:01:46.875 She is getting close to 40, 27 00:01:46.916 --> 00:01:50.125 she is 37, she is close to 40 is almost... almost there. 28 00:01:50.625 --> 00:01:54.000 Recently she had an existential crisis. You know what I'm talking about. 29 00:01:54.041 --> 00:01:56.208 Of those crises where you ask yourself questions. 30 00:01:56.250 --> 00:01:58.666 She has no children, has not wanted to have children 31 00:01:58.708 --> 00:02:02.166 And was questioned with the following: What if I want to have children later? 32 00:02:02.208 --> 00:02:04.958 But with whom, anyway? What if my eggs get too old soon. 33 00:02:05.041 --> 00:02:06.666 Those crises, those questions. 34 00:02:06.708 --> 00:02:08.833 They went out one day in a friendly tone, 35 00:02:08.874 --> 00:02:12.333 They had already had a few drinks, A nugget goes, a nugget comes. 36 00:02:14.916 --> 00:02:18.208 Everyone was already euphoric, they were all having fun 37 00:02:18.333 --> 00:02:22.708 And she stares at his best friend and says something like: 38 00:02:22.750 --> 00:02:25.000 Hey, you're a nice guy, a very good friend, 39 00:02:25.041 --> 00:02:27.625 How if in a few years, neither you nor I have had children 40 00:02:27.666 --> 00:02:29.666 so we make a pact of having a child between the two of us. 41 00:02:29.708 --> 00:02:30.750 - Really? - Seriously. 42 00:02:30.791 --> 00:02:31.750 Are you serious dumbass? 43 00:02:31.791 --> 00:02:33.750 Too crazy? Can you imagine how beautiful he would be? 44 00:02:33.791 --> 00:02:36.750 They did not talk any more about it, they arrived at a house 45 00:02:36.791 --> 00:02:39.625 and she decides that she is going to lie down for a while on the sofa. 46 00:02:39.666 --> 00:02:42.041 When suddenly... Out of the blue... 47 00:02:42.291 --> 00:02:44.041 She feels something hit her in the face. 48 00:02:44.791 --> 00:02:47.666 When she turns to look at what is hitting her face 49 00:02:47.708 --> 00:02:49.583 she realizes that is a Dick Slap. 50 00:02:49.625 --> 00:02:52.375 Yes gentlemen, Dick Slap. 51 00:02:52.416 --> 00:02:54.291 Translation: A slap with the cock. 52 00:02:54.333 --> 00:02:56.000 The dick, the pecker, the willy wood. 53 00:02:56.041 --> 00:03:00.333 Her friend's penis who has previously taken it out 54 00:03:00.375 --> 00:03:02.333 and with an erect penis slaps her in the face. 55 00:03:02.375 --> 00:03:04.541 Can you imagine you are chilling and have someone hit you on the face 56 00:03:04.583 --> 00:03:07.166 And that you turn and what you see is a cock out of nowhere. 57 00:03:07.208 --> 00:03:09.625 Now you know what I mean, Why are we men such a bunch of suckers? 58 00:03:09.666 --> 00:03:11.458 We are suckers, totally suckers. 59 00:03:11.500 --> 00:03:13.625 Long live feminism, long live! 60 00:03:13.666 --> 00:03:16.375 I support them, I understand them, when things like this happen, 61 00:03:16.416 --> 00:03:18.916 even though it makes me laugh, I sympathize. 62 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:21.666 That is why I say to women that I am a feminist guardian. 63 00:03:21.750 --> 00:03:23.708 This is Jacques not Jackes. 64 00:03:23.791 --> 00:03:26.166 - Very good, isn't it? - Yes. 65 00:03:26.250 --> 00:03:28.166 No, seriously, it is very good. Or am I stupid? 66 00:03:28.208 --> 00:03:30.166 - Yes, it is good, is good. - Ah, well, good. 67 00:03:30.458 --> 00:03:33.458 Well, I also have to go to finish that crappy commercial. 68 00:03:33.500 --> 00:03:34.541 Good luck... 69 00:03:35.208 --> 00:03:36.458 Thank you... 70 00:03:37.166 --> 00:03:37.958 Bye. 71 00:03:40.250 --> 00:03:41.000 Bye. 72 00:03:41.041 --> 00:03:42.500 What time do you arrive? 73 00:03:42.875 --> 00:03:45.333 Well, no. Yes, alright. 74 00:03:46.708 --> 00:03:48.750 Well, I love you, bye. 75 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:53.625 I was in the car driving, handsfree with cell phone here 76 00:03:53.666 --> 00:03:56.708 and the screen is all illuminated, which increased paranoia. 77 00:03:56.750 --> 00:03:59.125 I decided to make an escape plan. Step 1, 78 00:03:59.166 --> 00:04:00.541 I grab my shit... 79 00:04:05.958 --> 00:04:08.208 The cab driver on the other side of the bridge yells at me: 80 00:04:08.250 --> 00:04:10.541 what happened? Why did you jump? 81 00:04:10.625 --> 00:04:12.625 From the other side of the bridge I answer: 82 00:04:12.666 --> 00:04:15.208 what did you throw me at me? Tell me what you threw at me! 83 00:04:15.250 --> 00:04:17.749 Nothing, nothing, I swear. If you want we can call the police 84 00:04:17.791 --> 00:04:19.958 to investigate, I have not done anything to you. 85 00:04:20.124 --> 00:04:22.625 Tell me what you threw at me! 86 00:04:25.791 --> 00:04:27.208 I didn't feel you coming! 87 00:04:27.791 --> 00:04:30.041 How are you doing? What are you watching? 88 00:04:30.166 --> 00:04:33.125 A video of a man Valentina showed me. Do you want to see? 89 00:04:34.916 --> 00:04:37.291 No, I'm exhausted. We'll talk later. 90 00:04:50.666 --> 00:04:52.333 Why don't we go to bed. 91 00:04:53.041 --> 00:04:54.916 No, I'm smelling horrible. 92 00:04:54.958 --> 00:04:56.666 I love the way you smell. 93 00:04:56.833 --> 00:04:58.875 I'm going to take a bath. 94 00:05:00.291 --> 00:05:02.250 It's been a while since... 95 00:05:02.375 --> 00:05:05.375 I know... But later, alright? 96 00:05:05.833 --> 00:05:08.375 Yes? Better. 97 00:05:18.833 --> 00:05:21.541 THERE ARE THREE WAYS OF DOING THINGS: THE RIGHT WAY, THE WRONG WAY AND MY WAY. 98 00:05:21.583 --> 00:05:24.458 OPPORTUNITIES MARK THE CROSSROADS OF OUR LIVES, EVEN THE ONES WE LET GO. 99 00:05:24.500 --> 00:05:26.791 SHOOTING NEW VIDEO WITH @MADAMEPERINE 100 00:05:26.833 --> 00:05:28.958 NO TO WAR. YES TO WILD LOVE. 101 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.541 THERE ARE NO UNANSWERED QUESTIONS, ONLY POORLY MADE QUESTIONS. 102 00:05:31.583 --> 00:05:34.375 Welcome to another chapter of: Jacques no Jackes. 103 00:05:34.416 --> 00:05:38.125 Well, lately I have received Many, many questions from women 104 00:05:38.166 --> 00:05:43.041 and all go towards the same thing: what would be my advice to keep love alive 105 00:05:43.125 --> 00:05:45.541 And by love I mean... Love. 106 00:05:45.583 --> 00:05:48.458 Women, you are not alone in this. It happens to us men too 107 00:05:48.500 --> 00:05:50.541 that from time to time, the flame of passion dies. 108 00:05:50.583 --> 00:05:55.375 When you have been fucking with the same person for a long time, 109 00:05:55.416 --> 00:05:58.208 the flame of passion is extinguished. 110 00:05:58.291 --> 00:06:00.458 But there are tips. Have you heard of role-playing games? 111 00:06:00.500 --> 00:06:03.833 When it becomes a little bit of an actor in bed with your partner? 112 00:06:03.875 --> 00:06:05.875 That role-playing games, different characters, 113 00:06:05.916 --> 00:06:10.000 when you have been a long time with the same person you have to innovate. 114 00:06:10.041 --> 00:06:12.666 Various examples: For example, ask your partner 115 00:06:12.708 --> 00:06:13.958 To dress up in black. 116 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:16.583 With a wig of this style one can already begin to imagine 117 00:06:16.625 --> 00:06:18.833 that everything is bigger, everything is more tasty, 118 00:06:18.875 --> 00:06:19.916 everything is thicker. 119 00:06:19.958 --> 00:06:22.416 If what you like is the sea, and the adventure at sea, 120 00:06:22.458 --> 00:06:25.333 then it occurs to me that you could play... pirates. 121 00:06:25.500 --> 00:06:27.833 I am the pirate that will rescue you from the plank 122 00:06:28.166 --> 00:06:29.791 and I'm going to give it to you like a board. 123 00:06:29.833 --> 00:06:33.041 And there are some women, or men, who like danger, 124 00:06:33.083 --> 00:06:36.500 then suddenly feel that they are going to... 125 00:06:37.000 --> 00:06:40.375 be forced in the peace of your home by a... 126 00:06:40.416 --> 00:06:42.458 guetto boy who comes to attack them... Anyway... 127 00:06:42.500 --> 00:06:46.416 Think, improvise, play and you will see that sex 128 00:06:46.458 --> 00:06:49.708 will be renewed. Women, call the shots! 129 00:06:49.958 --> 00:06:51.833 Hold on to any idea you've seen around here. 130 00:06:51.875 --> 00:06:53.958 Look for your man and surprise 131 00:06:54.041 --> 00:06:55.916 and I'll see you in the next chapter of: 132 00:06:56.208 --> 00:06:57.916 Jacques no Jackes. 133 00:07:20.000 --> 00:07:21.000 Javier? 134 00:07:27.791 --> 00:07:28.875 Hello, my love. 135 00:07:29.125 --> 00:07:30.041 Hello. 136 00:07:32.875 --> 00:07:34.125 What are you doing here? 137 00:07:34.291 --> 00:07:35.750 I came to surprise you. 138 00:07:36.833 --> 00:07:38.166 What surprise? 139 00:07:47.791 --> 00:07:48.958 Do you like it? 140 00:07:52.416 --> 00:07:56.666 Marcela, it's not a good time for a surprise, Marce. 141 00:07:56.708 --> 00:07:59.041 It is the perfect moment for a surprise. 142 00:08:24.208 --> 00:08:25.708 Let me explain. 143 00:08:35.666 --> 00:08:37.208 Son of a bitch. 144 00:10:05.833 --> 00:10:08.416 Yes, Marcela, I want the sounds of silence 145 00:10:08.458 --> 00:10:11.083 to be equally disturbing as the loud sounds. 146 00:10:11.208 --> 00:10:13.333 I want the soundscape to be terrifying. 147 00:10:13.375 --> 00:10:14.750 Make it a disturbing horror... 148 00:10:14.791 --> 00:10:17.166 Marce, she is looking for you. 149 00:10:17.208 --> 00:10:18.000 What for? 150 00:10:18.041 --> 00:10:18.958 I don't know. 151 00:10:19.416 --> 00:10:20.958 Are you listening, Marcela? 152 00:10:21.083 --> 00:10:25.458 Yes, if it goes on, you want the soundscape to be disturbing. 153 00:10:25.583 --> 00:10:27.916 Yes, but it has to be complemented with the graphic images 154 00:10:27.958 --> 00:10:29.708 We have, or we would have nothing. 155 00:10:30.500 --> 00:10:31.666 Ok. 156 00:10:33.291 --> 00:10:34.833 - How are you doing? - Good. 157 00:10:35.916 --> 00:10:37.000 Are you sure? 158 00:10:38.166 --> 00:10:39.458 Why do you ask? 159 00:10:40.625 --> 00:10:45.916 I don't know, because lately I see you out of your element, in a low mood, 160 00:10:46.041 --> 00:10:48.333 I don't know, that's why I ask. Is everything all right? 161 00:10:48.416 --> 00:10:49.250 All good. 162 00:10:49.333 --> 00:10:51.958 Look, I know that breaking up with the boyfriend is very difficult 163 00:10:52.166 --> 00:10:54.791 and it must be much, much worse to find him with another woman. 164 00:10:54.833 --> 00:10:56.958 I wouldn't know what to do, I would be devastated. 165 00:10:57.291 --> 00:10:58.458 I am alright. 166 00:11:05.666 --> 00:11:08.791 Look, it's okay to not be okay, 167 00:11:09.125 --> 00:11:10.125 is normal. 168 00:11:10.750 --> 00:11:12.166 When I ended my marriage, 169 00:11:12.208 --> 00:11:15.166 I wanted to leave that house with all my fucking might. 170 00:11:15.458 --> 00:11:17.833 I was lost for a long time. I was not alright. 171 00:11:19.291 --> 00:11:20.875 I am fine, Ana. 172 00:11:22.541 --> 00:11:25.208 You don't have to go through all this all by yourself, don't you? 173 00:11:25.250 --> 00:11:28.083 You can count with me. We can go for a glass of wine, talk, 174 00:11:28.791 --> 00:11:30.291 you know, don't you? 175 00:11:30.708 --> 00:11:32.083 Yes, thank you. 176 00:11:34.250 --> 00:11:36.250 Why don't you take a few days off? 177 00:11:36.541 --> 00:11:40.041 A long weekend, that way you get here recharged on Monday. 178 00:11:40.375 --> 00:11:42.250 I would really prefer not to. 179 00:11:43.250 --> 00:11:45.500 Well, yes, maybe working is better for you. 180 00:11:45.541 --> 00:11:47.458 Speaking of which, how is the film coming along? 181 00:11:47.500 --> 00:11:50.666 They want it now, don't they? If you need anything let me know. 182 00:11:50.750 --> 00:11:54.833 And we have to be united because men are... 183 00:11:55.041 --> 00:11:56.625 a piece of crap. 184 00:11:57.916 --> 00:12:00.750 Did he really tell you that? Well, everybody knows 185 00:12:00.791 --> 00:12:03.416 that gossip in that office is awful. What a pain in the ass 186 00:12:03.458 --> 00:12:06.166 and I'll tell you one thing: since you earned that award 187 00:12:06.208 --> 00:12:08.500 people have done nothing but think on how to make you fall. 188 00:12:08.541 --> 00:12:10.125 It is not an award. 189 00:12:10.708 --> 00:12:12.916 It is an award just for you, but you know 190 00:12:12.958 --> 00:12:14.375 how envious people are here. 191 00:12:14.416 --> 00:12:19.291 JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO. NOW. 192 00:12:19.333 --> 00:12:20.625 Is it important? 193 00:12:22.250 --> 00:12:24.791 No seriously, all good, it's all right. 194 00:12:24.833 --> 00:12:26.291 No, no, everything is fine. 195 00:12:26.625 --> 00:12:28.250 And your parents, have you already told them? 196 00:12:28.291 --> 00:12:29.791 No, I have not been able to. 197 00:12:29.833 --> 00:12:32.958 No, Marcela! That's bullshit! 198 00:12:33.041 --> 00:12:36.458 Your parents are going to die. They love Javier. 199 00:12:36.500 --> 00:12:38.458 I mean, seriously, it will give them a bad depression 200 00:12:38.500 --> 00:12:39.750 and especially your mom. 201 00:12:39.791 --> 00:12:41.375 Yes, she wanted to marry him. 202 00:12:41.583 --> 00:12:43.666 Really, every day your mom is like: 203 00:12:43.833 --> 00:12:46.125 Javier this, Javier that, Javiercito, Javiersote, 204 00:12:46.166 --> 00:12:47.375 Javier is amazing... 205 00:12:47.416 --> 00:12:51.333 Amazing, unfaithful but amazing. Who's going to put up with my mom. 206 00:12:51.500 --> 00:12:52.541 Why? 207 00:12:53.291 --> 00:12:54.833 She's going to say it's my fault. 208 00:12:56.291 --> 00:12:59.250 What? What? Your fault? No. 209 00:12:59.541 --> 00:13:00.291 Always. 210 00:13:00.333 --> 00:13:02.458 No, no, no, no, you're kidding me. You are wrong 211 00:13:02.500 --> 00:13:03.875 What do you mean, always? 212 00:13:04.000 --> 00:13:05.250 It's always my fault. 213 00:13:05.458 --> 00:13:07.583 Marcela, no! Look at me. 214 00:13:07.666 --> 00:13:10.083 Blame this faggot. In other words, is it your fault 215 00:13:10.125 --> 00:13:11.750 that the man has fucked another old chick? 216 00:13:11.791 --> 00:13:13.791 That means that he was not well cared for. 217 00:13:14.458 --> 00:13:18.125 What? No, no, no, no, no, 218 00:13:18.166 --> 00:13:20.291 seriously, you are wrong. You are crazy. 219 00:13:20.833 --> 00:13:22.750 It is impossible for them to say that. 220 00:13:23.583 --> 00:13:26.708 No, they will say that. In addition, they will ask me what I am going to do. 221 00:13:26.750 --> 00:13:27.958 Do of what? 222 00:13:29.208 --> 00:13:30.875 Who I am going to marry with. 223 00:13:31.125 --> 00:13:33.541 No, no, no, no, that's a bad plan, seriously. 224 00:13:35.583 --> 00:13:37.500 Well, I think that... is necessary 225 00:13:37.541 --> 00:13:39.666 because it's already kind of intense, isn't it? 226 00:13:39.791 --> 00:13:41.541 Yes, I'm coming. 227 00:13:43.458 --> 00:13:45.416 Well, truthfully today is not an easy day, 228 00:13:45.458 --> 00:13:47.541 today I have news that are not very good 229 00:13:47.583 --> 00:13:49.791 I was about to not to record anything today, 230 00:13:49.916 --> 00:13:51.291 I don't have the energy. 231 00:13:51.958 --> 00:13:54.625 Yesterday I broke up with Alexandra. You know, 232 00:13:54.666 --> 00:13:57.375 Alexandra my girlfriend, we are not doing well. 233 00:13:57.916 --> 00:14:01.416 We are no longer well, we were denying it, we were ignoring the subject. 234 00:14:01.458 --> 00:14:03.458 But then, the time has come to confront the truth. 235 00:14:03.500 --> 00:14:05.458 Finally, yesterday we talked about it, 236 00:14:06.250 --> 00:14:09.541 and we concluded that the best thing to do was to... Well, that, break up. 237 00:14:09.583 --> 00:14:12.333 I was not expecting it because, this time we had illusions. 238 00:14:12.375 --> 00:14:14.083 I thought this was going to be... 239 00:14:14.541 --> 00:14:17.875 Relax, it was a mutual agreement and no one was to blame. 240 00:14:17.958 --> 00:14:20.958 Because normally when there are breakups, 241 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:23.125 people want to blame someone, 242 00:14:23.166 --> 00:14:27.500 it was your fault because you didn't do. This is not the case. 243 00:14:28.125 --> 00:14:30.791 Simply, we no longer had to be together 244 00:14:30.833 --> 00:14:32.791 and we discovered it. Last night we talked about it 245 00:14:32.833 --> 00:14:35.416 and it's still hard all the same. Everything happens for a reason. 246 00:14:35.458 --> 00:14:39.708 Meeting Alexandra was wonderful because she taught me many things. 247 00:14:39.750 --> 00:14:44.000 I am truly grateful of everything I experienced with her. 248 00:14:44.625 --> 00:14:47.083 Do not judge her. Keep following her. 249 00:14:47.125 --> 00:14:50.500 Remember: Alexandra MackeUp Tips. 250 00:14:50.541 --> 00:14:53.041 Love her as I'll keep loving her. 251 00:14:53.208 --> 00:14:56.166 Then, I will accept with dignity that... 252 00:14:56.208 --> 00:14:58.250 this had to happen and that's it 253 00:14:58.291 --> 00:15:01.458 and I will assume that she is no the one. And maybe the one 254 00:15:01.916 --> 00:15:05.000 has not reached me, well, I'm sure she hasn't reached me. 255 00:15:05.083 --> 00:15:07.416 Who knows, maybe the woman who is for me 256 00:15:07.541 --> 00:15:10.208 is watching me right now and in that case I want to tell you: 257 00:15:10.291 --> 00:15:11.708 I am here, 258 00:15:12.625 --> 00:15:14.791 I'm waiting for you with open arms. 259 00:15:14.916 --> 00:15:17.000 That I can't wait for you to come into my life. 260 00:15:19.750 --> 00:15:21.416 Marcela! What are you doing? 261 00:15:21.458 --> 00:15:23.875 You shit while watching a video On YouTube or what? 262 00:15:23.916 --> 00:15:26.791 I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH. 263 00:15:26.833 --> 00:15:33.708 I ALSO HOPE TO FIND THE MAN FOR ME SOON. BE STRONG, I'M HERE FOR YOU. 264 00:15:38.416 --> 00:15:40.708 HAS HE ALREADY LEFT? 265 00:15:44.583 --> 00:15:46.125 NO, HE IS STILL GETTING HIS STUFF 266 00:15:46.166 --> 00:15:47.541 SUPPOSEDLY 267 00:15:56.041 --> 00:15:57.791 Do you know where my stuff is? 268 00:15:58.333 --> 00:15:59.500 Which ones? 269 00:16:10.333 --> 00:16:12.083 Can we talk before I leave? 270 00:16:12.541 --> 00:16:13.875 NOW HE WANTS TO TALK. 271 00:16:13.916 --> 00:16:15.000 Of what? 272 00:16:28.250 --> 00:16:31.666 Look, from the bottom of my heart, forgive me for everything that happened. 273 00:16:33.458 --> 00:16:35.541 For cheating on me with that bitch? 274 00:16:38.291 --> 00:16:40.416 I swear I didn't want things to end up like this. 275 00:16:40.458 --> 00:16:42.416 I am feeling very bad. 276 00:16:44.208 --> 00:16:48.125 HE FEELS SUPER BAD, POOR, MOTHERFUCKING, SHITTY ASSHOLE. 277 00:16:49.041 --> 00:16:51.666 I never thought you would find out that way. 278 00:16:51.750 --> 00:16:53.375 And really, I didn't have the soul... 279 00:16:53.416 --> 00:16:56.958 THE BITCH HAS A NAME ...TO TELL I WAS INTERESTED IN EMILIA. 280 00:16:57.000 --> 00:17:00.166 Ah, the bitch has a name. THE BITCH'S NAME IS EMILIA. 281 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:04.583 Don't call her that. 282 00:17:05.458 --> 00:17:07.541 I'll call her however I want, bitch. 283 00:17:08.208 --> 00:17:10.041 She even has a bitch's name. 284 00:17:13.708 --> 00:17:15.708 Well, in any case, I wanted to apologize. 285 00:17:15.749 --> 00:17:18.166 And that you knew, that I feel bad about this. 286 00:17:21.666 --> 00:17:23.749 You know what? Don't apologize. 287 00:17:25.666 --> 00:17:28.708 What did you think? That a lame-ass apology 288 00:17:28.750 --> 00:17:31.291 would make me forget that you cheated on me with another woman in your house? 289 00:17:31.333 --> 00:17:33.166 That I was going to tell you "Everything's alright" 290 00:17:33.208 --> 00:17:36.041 To make you feel good about yourself? And could you be at ease with her? 291 00:17:37.041 --> 00:17:38.458 Did you think that? 292 00:17:43.833 --> 00:17:47.083 MANY THANKS, MARCE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU GIVE ME STRENGTH TO KEEP GOING. 293 00:17:47.125 --> 00:17:50.000 AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU ARE THE PERSON I'M LOOKING FOR. 294 00:17:50.083 --> 00:17:51.625 What are you doing? 295 00:17:52.791 --> 00:17:55.125 Are you still here? What more do you want? 296 00:17:55.291 --> 00:17:56.916 Let's leave it at that. 297 00:18:19.041 --> 00:18:20.291 I love you. 298 00:18:20.958 --> 00:18:22.833 Aha, thank you. 299 00:18:31.041 --> 00:18:35.458 YES, WHO KNOWS. 300 00:18:40.791 --> 00:18:43.333 You're being serious, Vale. I don't believe you. 301 00:18:43.458 --> 00:18:46.041 No, no, no, look, I don't have to convince you of anything 302 00:18:46.083 --> 00:18:49.875 because we are here with the one who experienced it firsthand. 303 00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:52.541 - What an asshole! - How cheeky. 304 00:18:52.666 --> 00:18:54.708 - No, no, listen, I am sorry but that's nothing. 305 00:18:54.791 --> 00:18:56.083 Don't you remember Jaime, 306 00:18:56.125 --> 00:18:59.750 who fucked half of the Bogota's faggot-cracy while we were together 307 00:18:59.791 --> 00:19:02.750 and then came dragged away asking me for forgiveness, 308 00:19:03.208 --> 00:19:05.958 Marce, you have to accept that is worse. 309 00:19:06.041 --> 00:19:07.166 No. 310 00:19:07.208 --> 00:19:10.125 What you are saying is not worse than what happened to Marce. 311 00:19:10.166 --> 00:19:13.416 Did you walk in and saw him on all fours with another man standing behind him? 312 00:19:13.458 --> 00:19:16.916 Ok yes, yes, a very nice topic and all, 313 00:19:17.000 --> 00:19:19.791 but I believe that no one here needs listen to that, right? 314 00:19:19.875 --> 00:19:22.250 And you... stop being a baby 315 00:19:22.291 --> 00:19:24.000 I mean, that's nothing, Oscar. 316 00:19:24.041 --> 00:19:27.166 Besides, you found you were being cheated on through Facebook. 317 00:19:27.208 --> 00:19:29.250 But Marce, she experienced it firsthand. 318 00:19:29.500 --> 00:19:30.625 Live and direct. 319 00:19:30.666 --> 00:19:35.541 So what, You are attacking the gay of the table again, as usual. 320 00:19:35.666 --> 00:19:40.625 Marce, don't be like that, okay? You can trust us. 321 00:19:40.666 --> 00:19:42.750 We know how much that hurts, right? 322 00:19:42.833 --> 00:19:44.583 - Yes totally. - No, I am fine. 323 00:19:44.666 --> 00:19:45.666 - Are you sure? 324 00:19:45.750 --> 00:19:48.541 Yes, actually, I'm dating someone. 325 00:19:49.166 --> 00:19:51.541 - Really? - So fast? 326 00:19:52.208 --> 00:19:54.416 I would be in deep shit. 327 00:19:54.458 --> 00:19:57.375 Totally! Actually, I don't know what you are doing here with us. 328 00:19:57.500 --> 00:19:58.625 You do not remember... 329 00:19:58.666 --> 00:20:02.000 Let her talk, Oscar. 330 00:20:02.041 --> 00:20:04.750 - I'm not going to say anything anymore. - Tell us who your suitor is. 331 00:20:04.791 --> 00:20:07.291 I don't want to talk about him now, we are just getting started. 332 00:20:07.333 --> 00:20:09.791 - C'mon, tell us. - Show us pictures or something. 333 00:20:09.833 --> 00:20:11.291 I feel embarrassed. 334 00:20:11.333 --> 00:20:14.250 Nothing could be worse than what happened with Vale 335 00:20:14.291 --> 00:20:16.000 that the ex-boyfriend had a wife. 336 00:20:16.041 --> 00:20:18.166 - Totally! - Or is it? 337 00:20:18.333 --> 00:20:19.583 He is a YouTuber. 338 00:20:19.666 --> 00:20:20.875 What?! 339 00:20:21.458 --> 00:20:22.333 A YouTuber? 340 00:20:22.375 --> 00:20:25.708 He's a YouTuber. Well, now you have to show us pictures. 341 00:20:25.750 --> 00:20:28.375 Because, if he has YouTube, he has Instagram, right? 342 00:20:28.416 --> 00:20:29.541 Totally. 343 00:20:29.666 --> 00:20:31.000 Are you really dating him? 344 00:20:31.041 --> 00:20:32.333 Yes. 345 00:20:32.791 --> 00:20:34.625 Girl, why didn't you tell me before? 346 00:20:34.666 --> 00:20:36.666 - I'm telling you now. - Valen, relax baby! 347 00:20:36.708 --> 00:20:39.250 You don't have to be the first to know everytime. 348 00:20:39.666 --> 00:20:42.583 - Uy, he's really hot. - He looks great. 349 00:20:42.625 --> 00:20:44.208 Not bad for a YouTuber. 350 00:20:44.250 --> 00:20:46.166 You had it in your pocket, didn't you? 351 00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:54.291 JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO. 352 00:20:55.125 --> 00:20:56.791 Hello, family of one's choice. 353 00:20:56.916 --> 00:20:59.083 You may ask why am I so elegant today? 354 00:20:59.500 --> 00:21:00.416 Is a great look, no? 355 00:21:00.458 --> 00:21:03.333 It is coming ladies and gentlemen. Well, more ladies, well more girls, 356 00:21:03.375 --> 00:21:04.666 my book launch: 357 00:21:04.833 --> 00:21:07.958 "My life as a YouTuber", today at 3:00 pm 358 00:21:08.000 --> 00:21:09.791 We will be doing the pre-launch of my book, 359 00:21:09.833 --> 00:21:12.500 because you know that I have been a chatterbox with that book, right? 360 00:21:12.583 --> 00:21:16.166 My book this and my book that. That I just don't know how to finish it. 361 00:21:16.208 --> 00:21:17.958 I don't know that. That is fucking amazing. 362 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:20.000 And yes... It is fucking amazing. 363 00:21:20.083 --> 00:21:22.208 And this exclusive is only for you 364 00:21:22.250 --> 00:21:23.875 you could be the first to buy it, 365 00:21:23.916 --> 00:21:26.125 the first copies, gentlemen and ladies! 366 00:21:26.166 --> 00:21:29.125 And the cherry on top of the dessert, of the cake, of the pie, 367 00:21:29.791 --> 00:21:31.166 Well, the fucking cherry, 368 00:21:31.208 --> 00:21:33.750 it's just that I'm going to be signing autographs. 369 00:21:33.791 --> 00:21:36.000 So, you buy the book and immediately 370 00:21:36.041 --> 00:21:38.541 I will sign them with a divine dedication, 371 00:21:38.625 --> 00:21:41.625 with much love to you who will accompany me with love. 372 00:21:41.833 --> 00:21:46.583 You know, today, at the Librería Viajera 3:00 pm. 373 00:21:46.625 --> 00:21:49.166 Watch out girls, very soon 374 00:21:49.250 --> 00:21:51.625 we will be announcing a contest. 375 00:21:52.125 --> 00:21:55.708 What kind of contest? Let me explain: The winner of the contest, 376 00:21:55.750 --> 00:21:59.541 to be announced at a later date, can go out with me on a date. 377 00:21:59.833 --> 00:22:02.625 Yes, as you heard a date with me 378 00:22:02.750 --> 00:22:04.541 at the launch event of my book. 379 00:22:04.625 --> 00:22:07.166 Meanwhile, today 3:00 pm, 380 00:22:07.208 --> 00:22:10.458 Librería Viajera 3:00 pm. I'll be waiting for you. 381 00:22:10.541 --> 00:22:11.458 Come in. 382 00:22:12.875 --> 00:22:14.500 - Hello. - Hello. 383 00:22:14.708 --> 00:22:16.416 Beautiful. 384 00:22:16.833 --> 00:22:18.583 - How are you doing? - Fine, how about you? 385 00:22:18.708 --> 00:22:21.291 Very good, now better. 386 00:22:22.708 --> 00:22:24.208 To whom is the dedication? 387 00:22:24.333 --> 00:22:25.333 Marcela. 388 00:22:25.833 --> 00:22:28.666 Marcela, what a beautiful name, Marcela. 389 00:22:28.916 --> 00:22:30.208 Thank you. 390 00:22:30.625 --> 00:22:31.750 No, seriously. 391 00:22:31.791 --> 00:22:33.333 You must tell that to every girl, right? 392 00:22:33.375 --> 00:22:35.125 How can you think that? 393 00:22:36.583 --> 00:22:40.625 The truth is that... I just say it to those named Marcela. 394 00:22:43.500 --> 00:22:44.583 Here. 395 00:22:44.708 --> 00:22:46.541 - Thank you. - To you. 396 00:22:46.583 --> 00:22:49.083 Hey, aren't you going to read what I wrote? 397 00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:53.416 MARCELA: SHALL WE HAVE COFFEE? 398 00:22:54.833 --> 00:22:56.916 Do you have something to do right now? 399 00:22:57.916 --> 00:22:59.375 The book signing? 400 00:23:04.791 --> 00:23:05.916 The truth... 401 00:23:06.875 --> 00:23:07.791 It can wait. 402 00:23:12.291 --> 00:23:15.333 Then let's put Laura and Miguel in the commercial of the 14th 403 00:23:15.375 --> 00:23:16.500 while Marcela... 404 00:23:16.666 --> 00:23:19.333 What are the possibilities 405 00:23:19.375 --> 00:23:21.833 the film could be ready by the 14th and Jose can mix? 406 00:23:21.875 --> 00:23:23.750 Yes, I think that won't be a problem. 407 00:23:24.041 --> 00:23:27.041 Well, then I'm going to put you in the commercial of the 15th. 408 00:23:27.083 --> 00:23:29.750 Let's get Marcela in here. Those are 3 weeks after all? 409 00:23:29.791 --> 00:23:31.958 If it is 3 weeks, I think it would be perfect, don't you? 410 00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:33.375 Yes, I think even earlier. 411 00:23:33.416 --> 00:23:35.250 Ah, perfect, so let's see how that progresses 412 00:23:35.291 --> 00:23:36.541 And we schedule the rest of the month. 413 00:23:36.583 --> 00:23:37.750 Thank you. 414 00:23:39.500 --> 00:23:40.958 - Ana! - Yes? 415 00:23:41.708 --> 00:23:44.583 I just wanted to ask you. I completely forgot 416 00:23:44.625 --> 00:23:48.083 that I have a doctor's appointment and I wanted to know if I can go. 417 00:23:48.833 --> 00:23:50.416 Yes, of course you can go. 418 00:23:50.666 --> 00:23:52.375 But I would have liked it if you told me earlier. 419 00:23:52.416 --> 00:23:54.083 Yes, I just completely forgot. 420 00:23:54.541 --> 00:23:56.583 - Alright, alright, no problem. - Thank you. 421 00:23:57.291 --> 00:23:59.791 How are you doing? You look better, you look good. 422 00:23:59.916 --> 00:24:01.833 Yes, everything is much better. 423 00:24:03.375 --> 00:24:05.958 Marce, I'm going to eat something. I don't know if you want to... 424 00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:08.125 - Where are you going? - To see him. 425 00:24:08.166 --> 00:24:09.875 - Whom? - Jack. 426 00:24:10.250 --> 00:24:13.500 What? In other words, are you going to ditch work? 427 00:24:13.958 --> 00:24:15.208 And what did you tell Ana? 428 00:24:15.250 --> 00:24:16.458 That I had a doctor's appointment. 429 00:24:16.500 --> 00:24:18.416 What? Did you lie to Ana? 430 00:24:18.583 --> 00:24:21.375 You never lie! What's more, you never leave early! 431 00:24:21.416 --> 00:24:23.625 It is the pre-release of the book. What do you want me to do? 432 00:24:23.666 --> 00:24:24.875 Well, tell him you can't go. 433 00:24:24.916 --> 00:24:25.541 I want to go. 434 00:24:25.583 --> 00:24:28.708 Ok, Ok, Ok, I just want you to know 435 00:24:28.750 --> 00:24:31.333 that I feel that you are obsessing over this guy. 436 00:24:34.125 --> 00:24:35.083 You know what? 437 00:24:35.125 --> 00:24:37.625 You just don't know what it is that someone sees you for who you are. 438 00:24:37.666 --> 00:24:40.458 No, no, you know what? I'm worried that you're getting 439 00:24:40.500 --> 00:24:42.375 totally involved with a guy that you don't know at all. 440 00:24:42.416 --> 00:24:44.625 - I know him. I know everything about him. - Right. 441 00:24:46.250 --> 00:24:48.208 I'm going to be late, talk to you later. 442 00:24:48.541 --> 00:24:50.625 Come on, come on, run. 443 00:25:04.875 --> 00:25:06.833 A lot of people came today, right? 444 00:25:08.458 --> 00:25:10.416 Don't you think he's great? 445 00:25:12.666 --> 00:25:14.250 He signed my book and everything! 446 00:25:14.375 --> 00:25:16.583 Tonight I will get home and read it all, 447 00:25:17.125 --> 00:25:19.875 I want to know all about how it ended with that Alexandra 448 00:25:19.916 --> 00:25:21.333 and how she treated him badly. 449 00:25:22.166 --> 00:25:24.083 I definitely do not understand how can there be women 450 00:25:24.125 --> 00:25:27.666 who treat men like him badly. He is so sensitive. 451 00:25:28.916 --> 00:25:31.875 Have you already bought the book? It is very good. 452 00:25:34.541 --> 00:25:37.416 Well, enjoy it. I had to take off work 453 00:25:37.458 --> 00:25:39.875 to be able to be here, so it's my turn to run 454 00:25:39.916 --> 00:25:43.791 before I get scolded. Anyway, I'll see you. 455 00:25:58.916 --> 00:26:00.125 Love... 456 00:26:04.583 --> 00:26:05.833 Another one, another one. 457 00:26:07.208 --> 00:26:09.416 That one is better. 458 00:26:10.583 --> 00:26:11.708 Thank you. 459 00:26:12.666 --> 00:26:13.291 Come in. 460 00:26:15.125 --> 00:26:16.333 What's your name? 461 00:26:16.875 --> 00:26:17.583 Angie. 462 00:26:17.625 --> 00:26:23.000 To Angie, you know, don't you? Jacques no Jackes. Enjoy it, to you. 463 00:26:25.833 --> 00:26:28.666 Hi, how are you doing? What is your name? 464 00:26:29.250 --> 00:26:31.041 Angie too, you are the second. 465 00:26:37.958 --> 00:26:38.875 Stay well. 466 00:26:39.625 --> 00:26:40.416 Hi. 467 00:26:44.291 --> 00:26:45.625 Your turn. 468 00:26:49.000 --> 00:26:50.500 Hello beautiful, is everything OK? 469 00:26:50.583 --> 00:26:51.500 Yes. 470 00:26:54.583 --> 00:26:55.666 Thanks. 471 00:26:57.041 --> 00:26:58.708 In whose name should I make the dedication? 472 00:26:58.791 --> 00:26:59.583 What? 473 00:27:00.375 --> 00:27:01.500 The book. 474 00:27:02.333 --> 00:27:03.791 Oh, em... 475 00:27:05.166 --> 00:27:07.208 The one who understands what you are going through. 476 00:27:09.083 --> 00:27:11.333 - But you have a name, right? - Yes. 477 00:27:14.333 --> 00:27:15.333 What is it? 478 00:27:15.791 --> 00:27:17.125 Marcela. 479 00:27:17.166 --> 00:27:20.125 Marcela, to whom... 480 00:27:21.250 --> 00:27:22.416 Ah, you are Marcela. 481 00:27:23.291 --> 00:27:25.375 You were the one who left me that same comment, 482 00:27:25.416 --> 00:27:27.666 I understand what you are going through, in my social media, right? 483 00:27:27.708 --> 00:27:28.291 Yes. 484 00:27:28.416 --> 00:27:32.208 Of course I remember you. Thank you very much. 485 00:27:32.458 --> 00:27:33.458 Not at all. 486 00:27:33.500 --> 00:27:36.375 No, really, the truth is that one doesn't really appreciate such comments. 487 00:27:36.916 --> 00:27:40.083 That day in particular, it made me feel very good. 488 00:27:40.125 --> 00:27:41.375 Thank you. 489 00:27:41.625 --> 00:27:42.916 Can I take a picture with you? 490 00:27:42.958 --> 00:27:45.125 Sure, let's take the picture, come over here. 491 00:27:46.541 --> 00:27:47.958 I'll take it if you want. 492 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:54.833 Ready? One, 493 00:27:55.625 --> 00:27:57.666 another smiling. 494 00:28:00.541 --> 00:28:01.375 Bitch. 495 00:28:02.125 --> 00:28:03.375 That was a good one. 496 00:28:03.458 --> 00:28:04.125 Sorry. 497 00:28:04.166 --> 00:28:06.125 No, don't worry, is alright, it is very good. Look. 498 00:28:06.166 --> 00:28:07.666 Check it out I like it. 499 00:28:08.625 --> 00:28:11.250 Yes, is really good. 500 00:28:12.458 --> 00:28:13.750 Thank you very much again. 501 00:28:13.791 --> 00:28:14.791 No thanks to you. 502 00:28:14.833 --> 00:28:15.916 Goodbye. 503 00:30:13.958 --> 00:30:15.291 Hello, mother? 504 00:30:18.958 --> 00:30:20.291 How is everything going? 505 00:30:21.125 --> 00:30:23.416 Well, exporting to send to mix. 506 00:30:23.583 --> 00:30:25.416 Ah alright, and how are you? 507 00:30:25.458 --> 00:30:26.333 Good. 508 00:30:26.541 --> 00:30:27.916 - Are you sure? - Yes. 509 00:30:27.958 --> 00:30:30.833 I am receiving many comments on your performance. 510 00:30:31.333 --> 00:30:32.250 Whose? 511 00:30:32.333 --> 00:30:34.208 From all over the world, customers. 512 00:30:34.291 --> 00:30:37.541 The director changes his mind a thousand times about the same thing. 513 00:30:37.583 --> 00:30:39.708 No, your colleagues also say that you are on another planet. 514 00:30:39.750 --> 00:30:42.041 Since I earned that award everyone is looking for a way to screw me. 515 00:30:42.083 --> 00:30:45.000 Breathe, breathe, that's what I came to tell you. 516 00:30:45.541 --> 00:30:48.708 I think you need time, that breakup with your ex left you in a very bad shape, 517 00:30:48.875 --> 00:30:52.250 You need to find yourself. Come back here in a more creative mindset. 518 00:30:52.500 --> 00:30:54.333 I don't think it is necessary Ana. 519 00:30:54.541 --> 00:30:58.041 You don't have to feel sorry for all this. I also had to stop when I divorced. 520 00:30:58.125 --> 00:31:01.000 You have to go to find yourself and figure out where you stand. 521 00:31:01.125 --> 00:31:04.125 I would really, really prefer to keep working. 522 00:31:04.166 --> 00:31:06.458 I am not going to be your friend now. I'm going to be your boss. 523 00:31:06.500 --> 00:31:08.333 That rest is mandatory. 524 00:31:08.500 --> 00:31:10.666 And I'm not going to give you an ordinary vacation 525 00:31:10.750 --> 00:31:14.000 I'm going to give you a paid break for all the great work you do for us. 526 00:31:14.083 --> 00:31:15.666 You will thank me later. 527 00:31:15.791 --> 00:31:17.750 So, you finish your work, you take your sabbatical 528 00:31:17.791 --> 00:31:19.583 and we'll talk in a couple of weeks, ok? 529 00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:20.833 Yes. 530 00:31:22.500 --> 00:31:23.708 How is the book? 531 00:31:24.791 --> 00:31:25.708 Good. 532 00:31:26.666 --> 00:31:27.666 Shall I read it? 533 00:31:27.750 --> 00:31:31.166 - No, I don't think is your type. - You never know, 534 00:31:31.625 --> 00:31:35.041 I will read it to see if we have other things to talk about when you come back. 535 00:31:35.416 --> 00:31:36.375 Bye. 536 00:32:24.166 --> 00:32:26.458 WHEN YOU BRING OUT YOUR INNER LANCE BASS. 537 00:32:46.708 --> 00:32:53.416 JACQUES HAS POSTED A NEW VIDEO. 538 00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:06.208 Hello family of one's choice, welcome to another chapter of: 539 00:33:06.250 --> 00:33:07.625 "Jacques no Jackes" 540 00:33:07.666 --> 00:33:10.833 Well, chapter as a real chapter let's say no, because today it's more like 541 00:33:10.875 --> 00:33:12.916 I am going to explain the contest rules, yes, 542 00:33:12.958 --> 00:33:15.333 the contest where a girl can accompany me... 543 00:33:18.250 --> 00:33:20.916 to the launch of my book, to have a date with me, 544 00:33:21.250 --> 00:33:24.125 to have a great time, but what do we have to do, man? 545 00:33:24.166 --> 00:33:25.583 C'mon dude, explain it to us. 546 00:33:25.625 --> 00:33:27.083 First: You have to enter the page 547 00:33:27.125 --> 00:33:30.541 www.mividacomoyoutuber.com and register. 548 00:33:30.750 --> 00:33:32.916 Second: You must pre-order my book 549 00:33:32.958 --> 00:33:36.166 My Life as a YouTuber Yes ladies, buy it, 550 00:33:36.333 --> 00:33:40.333 If you were already at the pre-launch of my book and you already bought it... 551 00:33:40.750 --> 00:33:45.000 is simple, at the back of the book there is a code, enter it. 552 00:33:45.125 --> 00:33:47.250 Third: and this is my favorite part, 553 00:33:47.375 --> 00:33:50.208 You have to get your heads on straight, tackle that creativity. 554 00:33:50.375 --> 00:33:53.125 Seek divine inspiration to make a video, 555 00:33:53.166 --> 00:33:54.958 it is simply a video where you'll explain, 556 00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:56.916 why do you have to be the winners of the contest, 557 00:33:56.958 --> 00:33:58.958 why do you want to go out with me, why do you want to be 558 00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:00.916 at the launch of my book dancing with me. 559 00:34:01.041 --> 00:34:03.333 Once you have it ready, you have been inspired 560 00:34:03.375 --> 00:34:06.750 you have this powerful winning video of a powerful contest, 561 00:34:06.833 --> 00:34:08.791 you upload it to the site. Easy, isn't it? 562 00:34:08.874 --> 00:34:10.499 So, I'll be waiting. Get inspired, 563 00:34:10.624 --> 00:34:13.249 Look for that creativity, make the best video. 564 00:34:13.416 --> 00:34:16.499 Win the contest and maybe we'll see each other. 565 00:34:51.624 --> 00:34:55.166 Hello family of one's choice, Allow me to introduce myself, 566 00:34:55.333 --> 00:35:01.583 I am Marcela Muñoz, I believe I am the right person 567 00:35:01.625 --> 00:35:07.708 to accompany Jacques to the launch of his book; 568 00:35:07.833 --> 00:35:13.916 my life as a YouTuber, because I am addicted to... his videos. 569 00:35:14.083 --> 00:35:16.916 They make me laugh, and they make me cry, 570 00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:20.083 I feel that... he's a person who understands me 571 00:35:20.166 --> 00:35:22.333 on the face of the earth. Then, 572 00:35:22.416 --> 00:35:23.958 to be selected, event, 573 00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:28.625 tt would be something... unimaginable to me. 574 00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:57.208 - Is that okay? 575 00:35:57.708 --> 00:35:59.250 - Yes, my love, that's perfect. 576 00:35:59.791 --> 00:36:01.125 - Did you arrive alone? 577 00:36:01.375 --> 00:36:01.958 - I don't know. 578 00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:02.958 - Are you sure that's right? 579 00:36:03.000 --> 00:36:04.958 - Yes, Don't start. 580 00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.166 If anything happens, I move it from here. 581 00:36:07.208 --> 00:36:08.625 Let me help you with the bags. 582 00:36:08.666 --> 00:36:09.625 - Good. 583 00:36:09.708 --> 00:36:10.916 And Javier? 584 00:36:13.791 --> 00:36:16.125 - Hello my love. - Hi daddy. 585 00:36:16.541 --> 00:36:18.083 - How are you doing? - Well, how about you? 586 00:36:18.125 --> 00:36:21.750 - Good, good, give me this one too. 587 00:36:21.791 --> 00:36:22.791 - Ok. 588 00:36:23.333 --> 00:36:24.416 - Here comes your mom. 589 00:36:24.583 --> 00:36:25.625 - Welcome daughter. 590 00:36:25.666 --> 00:36:27.125 - Hi Mom. - Hello love. 591 00:36:27.666 --> 00:36:29.500 - I'm going to carry the suitcases to your room. 592 00:36:29.541 --> 00:36:31.375 - You remember that the room is occupied, don't you? 593 00:36:31.416 --> 00:36:32.958 She must be accommodated in the other room. 594 00:36:33.000 --> 00:36:34.958 - Marcelita, I'm so sorry. 595 00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:38.916 Since we didn't know you were coming we lend you your room to a photographer, 596 00:36:39.208 --> 00:36:41.833 is a good guy, you will meet him later. 597 00:36:42.625 --> 00:36:43.625 Excuse me. 598 00:36:43.958 --> 00:36:44.875 - A photographer? 599 00:36:44.916 --> 00:36:45.958 Help me there. 600 00:36:47.166 --> 00:36:47.875 - Daughter. 601 00:36:47.916 --> 00:36:48.708 - Mother. 602 00:36:49.083 --> 00:36:50.291 - What happened to Javier? 603 00:36:50.791 --> 00:36:52.166 - He was unable to come. 604 00:36:52.291 --> 00:36:53.333 - How so? 605 00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:54.916 - Work. 606 00:36:55.500 --> 00:36:58.583 - Well, it's a long weekend he could have taken a couple of days. 607 00:36:58.625 --> 00:36:59.875 - Yes, but he could not. 608 00:37:00.625 --> 00:37:02.083 You broke up, right? 609 00:37:02.625 --> 00:37:03.791 - Why do you say that? 610 00:37:03.916 --> 00:37:05.583 - Because Javier has stopped coming 611 00:37:05.625 --> 00:37:06.666 and you know it. 612 00:37:06.916 --> 00:37:08.583 - I don't want to talk about it, mom, alright? 613 00:37:08.625 --> 00:37:11.541 Daddy! Photographer of what? 614 00:37:15.708 --> 00:37:17.791 So if I don't fall on them by surprise, I don't find out 615 00:37:17.833 --> 00:37:19.458 that they had given away my room to a stranger. 616 00:37:19.500 --> 00:37:22.083 - Don't be exaggerated. He is a photographer and 617 00:37:22.125 --> 00:37:24.541 your dad is very pleased with him. He is a friend of the Peña family. 618 00:37:24.583 --> 00:37:25.333 It is temporary. 619 00:37:25.375 --> 00:37:29.250 Gloria, the girl is right, we should have consulted you earlier. 620 00:37:29.750 --> 00:37:30.375 Alright. 621 00:37:31.458 --> 00:37:32.458 Ready? 622 00:37:33.083 --> 00:37:33.958 Yes, let's go. 623 00:37:34.208 --> 00:37:37.000 Gloria, we are going to practice with the girl. See you soon. 624 00:37:37.083 --> 00:37:39.166 Yes, of course, go away and leave me alone, 625 00:37:39.208 --> 00:37:41.291 since Javier did not come who is the one that accompanies me. 626 00:37:41.333 --> 00:37:42.458 And you insist with Javier. 627 00:37:42.500 --> 00:37:44.041 It's okay, so if you want to, 628 00:37:44.166 --> 00:37:45.500 we stay and help you. 629 00:37:45.541 --> 00:37:48.250 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to ruin 630 00:37:48.291 --> 00:37:52.000 the father-daughter moment. I'm used to it. 631 00:37:57.916 --> 00:37:58.708 Gloria... 632 00:37:59.750 --> 00:38:01.750 No, let's do one thing, 633 00:38:02.250 --> 00:38:05.458 when I come later we both play. 634 00:38:05.500 --> 00:38:06.166 No. 635 00:38:06.208 --> 00:38:07.125 No? 636 00:38:10.166 --> 00:38:12.458 And I tie you with the straps... 637 00:38:15.625 --> 00:38:16.416 I love you... 638 00:38:16.875 --> 00:38:18.500 Oh Pablo, you are terrible. 639 00:38:18.541 --> 00:38:19.541 Let's go. 640 00:38:19.833 --> 00:38:21.041 Yes, let's go. 641 00:38:21.625 --> 00:38:25.458 My darling... what's the name of this boy... your boyfriend's name? 642 00:38:25.541 --> 00:38:27.500 This boy, you know what it is called. 643 00:38:29.375 --> 00:38:30.833 My love the truth is that 644 00:38:30.875 --> 00:38:33.375 I can't get used to you having a boyfriend. 645 00:38:34.125 --> 00:38:36.541 Then don't worry because he is no longer my boyfriend. 646 00:38:36.583 --> 00:38:37.291 No? 647 00:38:37.416 --> 00:38:38.083 No. 648 00:38:38.125 --> 00:38:39.291 What happened? 649 00:38:39.666 --> 00:38:41.166 Well, well, don't be so happy. 650 00:38:41.208 --> 00:38:43.791 No, I am not happy, 651 00:38:45.583 --> 00:38:46.958 but tell me what happened. 652 00:38:47.083 --> 00:38:48.041 With Javier? 653 00:38:48.083 --> 00:38:49.500 With Javier. 654 00:38:50.375 --> 00:38:51.541 It did not work. 655 00:38:52.541 --> 00:38:54.000 But... Are you okay? 656 00:38:55.041 --> 00:38:55.791 Yes. 657 00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:57.000 Are you sure? 658 00:38:57.625 --> 00:38:59.083 Yes, daddy, don't worry. 659 00:38:59.583 --> 00:39:00.500 Beautiful. 660 00:39:02.541 --> 00:39:03.500 Alright... 661 00:39:04.500 --> 00:39:05.916 Let's practice. 662 00:39:06.041 --> 00:39:08.875 I can't practice with your mom because she doesn't like it. 663 00:39:10.166 --> 00:39:12.375 But you are here my love, and I am sure 664 00:39:12.416 --> 00:39:13.958 that she is not going to be a nuisance. 665 00:39:14.125 --> 00:39:15.500 Good, need help? 666 00:39:31.000 --> 00:39:31.958 Ready! 667 00:39:34.958 --> 00:39:37.625 Good, like when you were little. 668 00:39:38.750 --> 00:39:39.875 Don't forget, 669 00:39:40.708 --> 00:39:43.083 feet shoulder width apart, 670 00:39:43.375 --> 00:39:46.083 semi-flexed arms, and don't forget to always 671 00:39:46.125 --> 00:39:48.916 support the right hand and the revolver on the left hand. 672 00:39:48.958 --> 00:39:51.333 - Okay. - Ok, this is the position. 673 00:39:51.666 --> 00:39:52.458 C'mon. 674 00:39:53.875 --> 00:39:57.625 That's it, hit it there, that's it. 675 00:39:58.541 --> 00:40:00.708 And don't forget to breathe. 676 00:40:07.208 --> 00:40:11.333 Calm love, is the first one. Breathe. 677 00:40:14.666 --> 00:40:15.833 Pablo! 678 00:40:17.166 --> 00:40:18.208 Pablo! 679 00:40:18.500 --> 00:40:20.000 Yes, my love, tell me. 680 00:40:20.041 --> 00:40:22.083 Love, the stove jammed again. 681 00:40:24.125 --> 00:40:25.416 Ok love, I'm coming. 682 00:40:25.541 --> 00:40:28.541 No, now! I have to cook the chicken. 683 00:40:29.125 --> 00:40:32.041 Okay, alright. I'm coming. 684 00:40:32.833 --> 00:40:33.583 God. 685 00:40:34.625 --> 00:40:37.166 Don't forget to breathe. 686 00:41:25.750 --> 00:41:28.208 My mom was telling me about your tenant, 687 00:41:28.666 --> 00:41:30.250 Tell me who he is. 688 00:41:31.125 --> 00:41:34.541 He is a very talented photographer. A friend of the Peña family. 689 00:41:35.958 --> 00:41:37.750 I think he is staying Nearby, 690 00:41:37.791 --> 00:41:40.041 I even invited him to dinner tonight. 691 00:41:42.791 --> 00:41:45.500 I hope Marcela won't start smoking. 692 00:41:46.291 --> 00:41:49.333 No Gloria, why would you think that? 693 00:41:53.208 --> 00:41:54.166 Are you smoking? 694 00:41:54.208 --> 00:41:55.416 Only with you daddy. 695 00:41:56.166 --> 00:41:57.416 Do you know who you are? 696 00:41:59.041 --> 00:42:00.250 You are my daughter 697 00:42:01.166 --> 00:42:02.708 And I know you, 698 00:42:03.375 --> 00:42:05.916 and I know you're not going through a good time, 699 00:42:06.125 --> 00:42:07.875 even if you tell me you're fine, 700 00:42:07.958 --> 00:42:09.500 I know better. 701 00:42:11.041 --> 00:42:14.500 Darling, it happened to me too before I met your mom. 702 00:42:14.583 --> 00:42:18.416 When I divorced I felt very bad. 703 00:42:18.708 --> 00:42:20.416 I felt terrible. 704 00:42:20.541 --> 00:42:24.125 I thought I had a sign on the forehead that said: 705 00:42:24.416 --> 00:42:27.208 "This man has no future". 706 00:42:27.625 --> 00:42:31.666 Negative thoughts began, 707 00:42:33.833 --> 00:42:35.541 and I did things that were not right, 708 00:42:36.416 --> 00:42:40.000 very bad things but fortunately I came to my senses. 709 00:42:40.583 --> 00:42:44.125 I know that things with Javier ended, 710 00:42:45.750 --> 00:42:50.583 but it happens sometimes, life is not always as you want it to be. 711 00:42:54.083 --> 00:42:57.250 If I had not had that failure with my first wife 712 00:42:57.291 --> 00:43:00.916 I am sure that... today could not make your mom happy. 713 00:43:04.041 --> 00:43:04.875 Daughter, 714 00:43:06.291 --> 00:43:07.125 I love you. 715 00:43:11.125 --> 00:43:13.333 Finish the cigarette and let's go inside 716 00:43:13.375 --> 00:43:15.041 it is getting very cold. 717 00:43:27.208 --> 00:43:29.833 Well, help yourselves because it will get cold. 718 00:43:30.250 --> 00:43:31.750 - Please. - Enjoy your meal. 719 00:43:35.041 --> 00:43:37.416 So Michel, how did you meet my dad? 720 00:43:37.541 --> 00:43:40.000 It is a story that is not very long, 721 00:43:40.083 --> 00:43:41.333 is kind of funny, I think. 722 00:43:41.375 --> 00:43:44.458 Michel and I are supposedly worked together years ago 723 00:43:44.500 --> 00:43:48.000 But the truth Michel, excuse me, I do not remember. 724 00:43:48.041 --> 00:43:49.333 No, but you don't have to remember, 725 00:43:49.375 --> 00:43:51.250 I was a humble photography assistant. 726 00:43:51.291 --> 00:43:54.750 Apparently Michel worked on the photos 727 00:43:54.791 --> 00:43:56.958 that were used on the cover of the CD I produced. 728 00:43:57.166 --> 00:43:58.625 At that time the covers 729 00:43:58.666 --> 00:44:00.958 were mostly done with photographs, and did not use that pile 730 00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:03.500 of graphic design and cartoons that they use today, 731 00:44:03.833 --> 00:44:05.041 was more that style. 732 00:44:05.083 --> 00:44:08.500 So, they called me to take the photos of the article 733 00:44:08.583 --> 00:44:09.958 of that music magazine... 734 00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:12.416 That magazine where your dad was announcing 735 00:44:12.458 --> 00:44:14.166 the withdrawal of the music. 736 00:44:14.250 --> 00:44:16.500 So, they called Michel to take pictures. 737 00:44:16.541 --> 00:44:17.916 - So, you took the pictures. - Yes. 738 00:44:17.958 --> 00:44:19.750 No, no, no, he did not take pictures. 739 00:44:19.833 --> 00:44:22.333 Made him look like the emperor of music. 740 00:44:23.625 --> 00:44:24.916 Don't overdo it either. 741 00:44:24.958 --> 00:44:27.500 No, no, I am not exaggerating. You should have seen it, daughter. 742 00:44:27.666 --> 00:44:29.416 The girls were all over him. 743 00:44:29.916 --> 00:44:31.375 Not again with the same story, 744 00:44:31.416 --> 00:44:34.000 You are exaggerating my love, and I know it's because you love me. 745 00:44:34.041 --> 00:44:35.208 I love you. 746 00:44:38.208 --> 00:44:41.166 And what do you do Marcela, your dad told me 747 00:44:41.208 --> 00:44:44.250 that you recently won a very important award, something like that. 748 00:44:44.750 --> 00:44:48.166 Eh, yes. I work in sound design 749 00:44:48.208 --> 00:44:49.791 for movies and commercials above all. 750 00:44:49.833 --> 00:44:53.041 Truthfully she is very modest. She won an award 751 00:44:53.083 --> 00:44:55.375 for making the sound design of a film. 752 00:44:55.708 --> 00:44:57.000 It was amazing. 753 00:44:57.041 --> 00:44:58.083 And can it be seen? 754 00:44:58.166 --> 00:44:59.875 Of course, What's more, you have to see it. 755 00:44:59.916 --> 00:45:02.041 Yes, I surely want to see it, is it available? 756 00:45:02.250 --> 00:45:06.583 It's unbelievable, such a handsome boy, brilliant, smart like you 757 00:45:06.625 --> 00:45:08.125 and you just haven't married? 758 00:45:08.375 --> 00:45:10.083 - My goodness. - Gloria please. 759 00:45:11.166 --> 00:45:13.083 What? And what does it have to do with having 760 00:45:13.125 --> 00:45:15.333 In addition, if he was uncomfortable you would have told me, wouldn't you? 761 00:45:15.375 --> 00:45:16.333 Am I being nosy? 762 00:45:16.375 --> 00:45:18.833 No, not at all but if it is difficult for a person to 763 00:45:18.875 --> 00:45:21.791 be patient with my pace of work, the things I like to do. 764 00:45:22.125 --> 00:45:23.541 It's hard to be in a relationship. 765 00:45:23.583 --> 00:45:27.041 That's my daughter you know, she starts a project 766 00:45:27.083 --> 00:45:29.708 And becomes so engrossed that she forgets the whole world. 767 00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:32.583 She does not visit us. Actually, you know. 768 00:45:32.625 --> 00:45:34.250 That is why I believe she broke up with the boyfriend. 769 00:45:34.291 --> 00:45:35.000 Mom, no more. 770 00:45:35.041 --> 00:45:37.791 Gloria, I don't think we have to talk about it, please. 771 00:45:38.083 --> 00:45:40.000 - No, but if you have... - It is the truth. 772 00:45:40.458 --> 00:45:42.750 It is often very difficult for people to understand 773 00:45:42.791 --> 00:45:45.125 our time, our work pace 774 00:45:45.375 --> 00:45:47.458 and if the relationships become difficult, 775 00:45:47.500 --> 00:45:49.791 is more than normal, is the artist's life, isn't it? 776 00:45:50.208 --> 00:45:54.041 Spoke like a true artist. Let's toast to Michel. 777 00:45:54.208 --> 00:45:54.875 Cheers! 778 00:45:54.916 --> 00:45:55.791 Cheers! 779 00:45:56.166 --> 00:45:57.375 For your photo collection. 780 00:45:57.416 --> 00:46:00.291 Yes, to getting my series published or to be able to exhibit it somewhere. 781 00:46:00.333 --> 00:46:02.083 So let's toast to the series. 782 00:46:02.125 --> 00:46:02.625 Cheers! 783 00:46:02.666 --> 00:46:05.250 And we're going to get someone to publish it, of course. 784 00:46:06.208 --> 00:46:07.958 Why, What are you working on? 785 00:46:08.166 --> 00:46:12.583 I am making a series of photos, which can be a bit like... 786 00:46:13.166 --> 00:46:15.875 like a problem for some people, they are a bit taboo, 787 00:46:15.916 --> 00:46:18.166 I am exploring female sexuality. 788 00:46:18.208 --> 00:46:20.625 These are amazing photos. 789 00:46:21.208 --> 00:46:23.375 Yes, they already told me that my room is your room. 790 00:46:23.833 --> 00:46:26.708 I turned it into a dark room for some time 791 00:46:26.750 --> 00:46:28.833 your dad very generously allowed me to use, 792 00:46:29.458 --> 00:46:32.083 I think hit will be back back to normal very soon. 793 00:46:32.333 --> 00:46:33.708 I would love to see them. 794 00:46:33.750 --> 00:46:36.041 Of course, I'll show them to you whenever you want. 795 00:46:38.958 --> 00:46:40.833 And why did you choose that topic? 796 00:46:42.208 --> 00:46:44.583 Because I love women, because... 797 00:46:45.083 --> 00:46:49.833 They have taken me to... push the boundaries of beauty, 798 00:46:49.875 --> 00:46:53.250 understand it differently. I think they are very powerful. 799 00:46:53.958 --> 00:46:55.041 Powerful as. 800 00:46:55.125 --> 00:46:59.291 From every point of view, I think the shape of their body, 801 00:46:59.333 --> 00:47:04.166 their curves... the way they get all of us men 802 00:47:04.416 --> 00:47:05.750 to do whatever it takes 803 00:47:05.791 --> 00:47:07.375 in order to get under their skirt. 804 00:47:07.458 --> 00:47:09.375 I think that makes them very powerful. 805 00:47:11.458 --> 00:47:14.208 And… Are the women in your photos models? 806 00:47:14.250 --> 00:47:16.291 No, no, they are not models, no. 807 00:47:17.041 --> 00:47:19.958 I got tired of taking pictures of models. 808 00:47:20.125 --> 00:47:21.958 They are ordinary women. 809 00:47:22.833 --> 00:47:24.875 And they get naked for you? 810 00:47:25.125 --> 00:47:28.250 Yes, many times the link... 811 00:47:28.916 --> 00:47:30.166 the bond is emotional 812 00:47:30.208 --> 00:47:32.666 and after that we become friends and... 813 00:47:33.500 --> 00:47:36.833 Inadvertently, there can be a sexual bond, why not. 814 00:47:38.000 --> 00:47:40.083 I could not take nude photos. 815 00:47:40.208 --> 00:47:41.208 No, you don't think so? 816 00:47:41.250 --> 00:47:42.125 No, 817 00:47:42.208 --> 00:47:43.916 Well, they say it can be very liberating. 818 00:47:44.708 --> 00:47:46.500 But what like a selfie in the bathroom? 819 00:47:47.041 --> 00:47:47.875 No. 820 00:47:48.708 --> 00:47:50.166 Perhaps an expert can help you. 821 00:47:51.833 --> 00:47:54.375 - Someone like you? - Why not? 822 00:47:54.583 --> 00:47:58.125 Maybe one of these days when your parents go on a trip. 823 00:47:58.291 --> 00:48:01.291 - We can, I don't know, explore. - Maybe. 824 00:48:05.041 --> 00:48:05.958 Be careful. 825 00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:06.916 Yes. 826 00:48:09.750 --> 00:48:13.000 I WOULD LIKE TO MEET TO APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 827 00:48:13.041 --> 00:48:18.625 CAN WE GET TOGETHER ONE OF THESE DAYS FOR A BEER? 828 00:48:32.416 --> 00:48:33.500 - Hello. - Hello. 829 00:48:37.125 --> 00:48:38.875 - How are you doing? - Well, and you? 830 00:48:38.916 --> 00:48:42.041 All good. Do you want to sit here or we go to a table over there. 831 00:48:42.166 --> 00:48:43.250 Here is fine. 832 00:48:43.458 --> 00:48:44.291 Alright. 833 00:48:52.958 --> 00:48:54.291 You look very pretty. 834 00:48:54.333 --> 00:48:55.250 Thank you. 835 00:48:55.791 --> 00:48:57.041 Would you like to have a drink? 836 00:48:58.458 --> 00:48:59.583 A beer? 837 00:49:00.500 --> 00:49:02.375 Beer! My friend! 838 00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:04.416 Hey, do me a favor. 839 00:49:08.708 --> 00:49:10.500 Bro, hey. 840 00:49:13.791 --> 00:49:15.333 Hey, can I ask you a question? 841 00:49:15.375 --> 00:49:16.208 Ah, tell me. 842 00:49:16.250 --> 00:49:18.791 Who do you have to sleep with in here to get a beer? 843 00:49:18.833 --> 00:49:20.291 I'll bring you one. 844 00:49:30.416 --> 00:49:31.625 Thank you! 845 00:50:47.500 --> 00:50:48.958 Don't stop, Jacques. 846 00:50:51.166 --> 00:50:52.458 What? 847 00:50:52.500 --> 00:50:54.083 Who the fuck is Jacques? 848 00:50:57.000 --> 00:50:58.416 Who the fuck is Jacques? 849 00:50:58.458 --> 00:51:00.041 What do you care who Jacques is? 850 00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:02.416 Are you dating someone? 851 00:51:02.458 --> 00:51:05.000 What do you care if I am dating someone? 852 00:51:14.708 --> 00:51:16.000 What's wrong with you? 853 00:51:16.875 --> 00:51:19.375 It happens, that you're crazy. 854 00:51:20.500 --> 00:51:21.625 Ah, I'm crazy? 855 00:51:21.708 --> 00:51:22.625 Yes, you are crazy. 856 00:51:22.666 --> 00:51:24.000 Hypocrisy in person. 857 00:51:24.041 --> 00:51:26.000 - Who? Me? - Clearly you. 858 00:51:26.041 --> 00:51:28.875 Yes? You called me Jacques. 859 00:51:29.041 --> 00:51:30.291 Where is your girlfriend? 860 00:51:30.333 --> 00:51:31.541 Don't get her in... 861 00:51:31.583 --> 00:51:34.125 You want to stick it in me, but we can't talk about your girlfriend. 862 00:51:34.166 --> 00:51:35.875 Fuck, you called me Jacques! 863 00:51:35.916 --> 00:51:37.833 He sucks me, so what. 864 00:51:37.875 --> 00:51:41.041 So what? I suck you too. You loved it when I sucked you off. 865 00:51:41.083 --> 00:51:41.958 No, no. 866 00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:44.000 Don't you remember when I did it to you? 867 00:51:44.250 --> 00:51:46.416 Since I met Jacques, I realized that there was a part 868 00:51:46.458 --> 00:51:48.375 of me that I didn't know existed. 869 00:51:51.541 --> 00:51:53.500 I don't have to listen to that shit of yours. 870 00:51:53.541 --> 00:51:55.916 That you didn't know existed. 871 00:51:58.958 --> 00:52:02.416 It's just that he's a much better fuck than you. 872 00:52:02.750 --> 00:52:03.833 That's enough. 873 00:52:04.125 --> 00:52:06.500 He does not have that little problem that you have to get it hard. 874 00:52:06.625 --> 00:52:07.708 I have no problem. 875 00:52:07.750 --> 00:52:08.583 - No? - No. 876 00:52:08.625 --> 00:52:10.625 Shall we call your girlfriend? What does she say? 877 00:52:10.666 --> 00:52:13.375 Doesn't she tell you all the time that it happens to everyone? 878 00:52:14.083 --> 00:52:16.958 What? Did I hurt your feelings? Yes? 879 00:52:17.666 --> 00:52:20.541 Thank you for breaking up with me because I met someone 880 00:52:20.583 --> 00:52:21.958 who fucks me as he wants. 881 00:52:22.291 --> 00:52:23.291 Yes? 882 00:52:23.458 --> 00:52:26.833 What are you going to do? Now if you've got your güevas down? 883 00:52:57.166 --> 00:52:58.250 Tougher. 884 00:53:03.458 --> 00:53:04.416 More... 885 00:53:09.416 --> 00:53:10.583 Choke me. 886 00:53:12.833 --> 00:53:13.875 Choke me. 887 00:53:41.833 --> 00:53:46.000 I am worried about you. You are taking this to a level of insanity. 888 00:53:47.583 --> 00:53:50.333 Good luck getting it hard with your girlfriend now. 889 00:53:51.041 --> 00:53:52.750 Fuck you. 890 00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:11.916 Hello, family of one's choice. Welcome to another chapter of: 891 00:54:11.958 --> 00:54:14.625 "Jacques no Jackes" Finally, the time has come 892 00:54:14.666 --> 00:54:16.458 to announce the winner of the contest. 893 00:54:16.541 --> 00:54:18.000 But before that I have to thank 894 00:54:18.041 --> 00:54:20.083 all those who sent their videos, because the truthfully 895 00:54:20.125 --> 00:54:22.875 they were really wonderful. It was very difficult to choose. 896 00:54:23.083 --> 00:54:26.583 Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I laughed, my eyes watered. 897 00:54:26.625 --> 00:54:29.625 I laughed again, I loved them, but unfortunately 898 00:54:29.666 --> 00:54:34.000 there can only be one winner. At last, the long-awaited moment... 899 00:54:34.041 --> 00:54:37.291 and the winner is: 900 00:54:37.333 --> 00:54:39.916 Marcela, Marcela Muñoz. 901 00:54:40.125 --> 00:54:45.125 Look, look, she showed off. I have to confess that she did a great job 902 00:54:45.208 --> 00:54:47.458 did a crazy job. We were dumbfounded 903 00:54:47.500 --> 00:54:51.166 when we saw it we all said; she is undoubtedly the winner. 904 00:54:51.291 --> 00:54:52.833 So Marcela, in a short time, 905 00:54:52.875 --> 00:54:55.166 watch out for your cell phone, watch out for your networks. 906 00:54:55.333 --> 00:54:58.083 Because we will be contacting you. Because you are coming with me 907 00:54:58.125 --> 00:55:00.500 to the launch of my book. Because you're going to dance with me. 908 00:55:00.541 --> 00:55:03.583 Because you're going on an unforgettable date with me. 909 00:55:03.708 --> 00:55:06.125 For the time being, Marcela, you know this. 910 00:55:06.791 --> 00:55:07.958 You are my date. 911 00:55:20.958 --> 00:55:22.583 - Hello? - Hello Marcela. 912 00:55:22.833 --> 00:55:24.583 - Yes? - How are you doing? With Jacques. 913 00:55:24.791 --> 00:55:25.500 Hello. 914 00:55:26.041 --> 00:55:27.833 - Everything OK? - Good and you? 915 00:55:27.958 --> 00:55:29.541 Fine, thank you very much. Listen, 916 00:55:29.583 --> 00:55:31.375 I got you a car to pick you up at your home 917 00:55:31.416 --> 00:55:33.083 and bring you here to the event site, is it OK? 918 00:55:33.208 --> 00:55:34.000 OK. 919 00:55:34.041 --> 00:55:36.083 I'm sorry I couldn't pick you up. 920 00:55:36.375 --> 00:55:37.625 No, don't worry. 921 00:55:37.708 --> 00:55:39.625 The thing is that I am really busy with the event. 922 00:55:39.958 --> 00:55:41.333 Yes, don't worry about me. 923 00:55:41.375 --> 00:55:42.875 Thank you for your understanding. See you here. 924 00:55:42.958 --> 00:55:43.708 Okay. 925 00:55:43.750 --> 00:55:44.625 Okay, bye. 926 00:58:20.083 --> 00:58:21.791 - Hello? - Hello Marcela? 927 00:58:21.833 --> 00:58:24.041 - Yes. Hello Marcela, this is Cristina, 928 00:58:24.083 --> 00:58:26.000 Jacques' manager. How is everything going? 929 00:58:26.375 --> 00:58:27.291 Good, and you? 930 00:58:27.333 --> 00:58:32.000 Everything good. Look, soon a car will go to pick you up so, watch out for it. 931 00:58:32.333 --> 00:58:35.291 Ok and Jacques? 932 00:58:35.416 --> 00:58:38.083 He will be here waiting for you. What happened is that because 933 00:58:38.125 --> 00:58:40.125 of all this hassle, he couldn't go. 934 00:58:40.166 --> 00:58:43.291 But he is very sorry with you for not picking you up. 935 00:58:43.416 --> 00:58:44.625 Yes, don't worry. 936 00:58:44.666 --> 00:58:46.958 They're picking you up right now, okay? 937 00:58:47.250 --> 00:58:48.041 Good. 938 00:58:48.083 --> 00:58:49.083 Alright, bye. 939 00:59:05.208 --> 00:59:06.708 - Who is it for? - To Natalia. 940 00:59:09.416 --> 00:59:10.458 Jacques, look. 941 00:59:12.333 --> 00:59:13.416 Good, good. 942 00:59:18.291 --> 00:59:19.125 Thank you. 943 00:59:19.250 --> 00:59:20.625 This one for whom? 944 00:59:20.666 --> 00:59:21.791 Marcela? 945 00:59:22.041 --> 00:59:22.708 Yes. 946 00:59:22.750 --> 00:59:24.791 Hi, I'm Cristina Jacques' manager. 947 00:59:25.333 --> 00:59:26.958 Oh, hi. 948 00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:29.333 Thank you for participating in the contest. 949 00:59:29.375 --> 00:59:31.750 Your video was amazing. We all liked it, 950 00:59:31.791 --> 00:59:33.041 especially Jacques. 951 00:59:33.208 --> 00:59:34.125 Thank you. 952 00:59:34.333 --> 00:59:38.208 I'm going to see if he... He is very busy. 953 00:59:39.500 --> 00:59:40.958 Yes, I can imagine. 954 00:59:41.541 --> 00:59:44.916 Hey but... You look super pretty. 955 00:59:44.958 --> 00:59:45.916 Thank you. 956 00:59:46.250 --> 00:59:47.541 I'm going to go look for him. 957 00:59:48.583 --> 00:59:50.791 Jacques, come with me. 958 00:59:52.875 --> 00:59:55.541 Meet Marcela, the winner of the contest. 959 00:59:55.625 --> 00:59:56.958 Hello, hi. 960 00:59:57.000 --> 00:59:58.375 How are you doing? How was the ride here? 961 00:59:58.416 --> 00:59:59.500 - Good. - Everything OK? 962 00:59:59.541 --> 01:00:02.125 You realize that we are already trending on Twitter, right? 963 01:00:02.208 --> 01:00:03.208 Wonderful. 964 01:00:03.250 --> 01:00:04.750 Wonderful, but it worries me. 965 01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:05.833 Why? 966 01:00:05.875 --> 01:00:07.375 Because the page will crash at any time 967 01:00:07.416 --> 01:00:09.250 and the streaming is not going to be seen by anyone. 968 01:00:09.291 --> 01:00:10.333 Well, I'll solve it. 969 01:00:10.375 --> 01:00:11.791 So, what are you waiting for? 970 01:00:11.833 --> 01:00:13.166 I'm going to fix it. 971 01:00:23.041 --> 01:00:24.833 You read it then, yes? 972 01:00:27.083 --> 01:00:29.666 Marcela, we have a preferential spot for you. 973 01:00:29.708 --> 01:00:30.958 Come this way. 974 01:00:40.083 --> 01:00:41.166 Would you like to have a drink? 975 01:00:41.791 --> 01:00:42.750 No thanks. 976 01:00:42.875 --> 01:00:44.625 Are you sure? Wine, water. 977 01:00:45.041 --> 01:00:45.833 Alright 978 01:00:45.875 --> 01:00:47.625 Wine. Do me a favor, 979 01:00:47.666 --> 01:00:49.583 bring her a wine please. 980 01:00:50.333 --> 01:00:51.625 They will bring it to you. 981 01:00:59.291 --> 01:01:01.916 Hello and welcome to all, thank you for being here. 982 01:01:02.208 --> 01:01:04.583 It's one thing to make videos on YouTube and be alone, 983 01:01:04.625 --> 01:01:06.708 and it is another thing to have an audience, so please forgive me 984 01:01:06.750 --> 01:01:07.833 if I'm a little nervous... 985 01:01:07.875 --> 01:01:08.750 I love you! 986 01:01:09.833 --> 01:01:11.750 Thank you, I love you too. 987 01:01:12.500 --> 01:01:14.375 So nothing, I just want to thank you all 988 01:01:14.416 --> 01:01:18.541 I really appreciate the support you have given me watching my YouTube videos, 989 01:01:18.583 --> 01:01:21.125 supporting the channel. The truth is that I started as a game 990 01:01:21.166 --> 01:01:24.750 and I didn't expect it to be as successful as it has been. 991 01:01:24.791 --> 01:01:26.750 Even less the success the book has had, 992 01:01:26.791 --> 01:01:29.166 because that was a second step 993 01:01:29.208 --> 01:01:31.958 that I wasn't expecting. And in doing so, 994 01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:34.500 and seeing the public's reception, yours, 995 01:01:34.583 --> 01:01:37.708 I want to tell you: thank you very much for your support, 996 01:01:37.750 --> 01:01:41.333 for reading it, for buying it. I am very happy to have your support. 997 01:01:41.416 --> 01:01:44.166 No, really, I think I'm not going to bore you anymore 998 01:01:44.208 --> 01:01:48.750 with so much talk. If you liked it then recommend it to your friends 999 01:01:48.791 --> 01:01:50.916 and if not to your enemies. What difference does it make? 1000 01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:53.125 Without further ado, let the party begin, right?! 1001 01:01:53.291 --> 01:01:55.041 Thank you, thank you for being here. 1002 01:02:39.625 --> 01:02:40.666 Is everything Ok? 1003 01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:49.041 People are having a good time, aren't they? 1004 01:02:49.291 --> 01:02:49.958 Uh? 1005 01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:52.083 People are having a good time, aren't they? 1006 01:02:52.958 --> 01:02:55.750 So it seems, great, isn't it? 1007 01:02:56.791 --> 01:02:59.291 How did I talk? I made a fool of myself, didn't I? 1008 01:03:14.291 --> 01:03:15.583 Look who's here. 1009 01:03:21.708 --> 01:03:23.166 And who invited this one? 1010 01:03:23.375 --> 01:03:24.375 I don't know. 1011 01:03:25.125 --> 01:03:27.166 Hey, how's it going? 1012 01:03:27.375 --> 01:03:28.666 Alexa, how about you? 1013 01:03:28.708 --> 01:03:30.625 Good, how are you? 1014 01:03:31.291 --> 01:03:32.291 Divinely. 1015 01:03:32.333 --> 01:03:35.291 Congratulations, the book is a complete success, isn't it? 1016 01:03:35.333 --> 01:03:37.583 Truthfully, we are very pleased. Did you hear the lastest news? 1017 01:03:37.625 --> 01:03:38.458 No, what? 1018 01:03:38.500 --> 01:03:40.000 They are translating into english, 1019 01:03:40.041 --> 01:03:42.250 in a few months it will start selling in the United States. 1020 01:03:42.291 --> 01:03:44.250 Is that so? Very good. 1021 01:03:44.875 --> 01:03:45.875 Very good. 1022 01:03:45.916 --> 01:03:48.166 How nice! And above all I congratulate Cristi 1023 01:03:48.208 --> 01:03:50.375 because I know that without her you wouldn't do anything. 1024 01:03:51.208 --> 01:03:52.375 Yes, surely. 1025 01:03:52.416 --> 01:03:53.250 Of course! 1026 01:03:53.291 --> 01:03:54.583 No shit. 1027 01:03:54.791 --> 01:03:56.583 I'm sure they don't give a shit. 1028 01:03:59.750 --> 01:04:01.375 And your friend, who is she? 1029 01:04:10.000 --> 01:04:11.500 So what are we becoming? 1030 01:04:11.666 --> 01:04:13.375 We haven't talked about it. 1031 01:04:13.791 --> 01:04:14.750 Ah, 1032 01:04:15.916 --> 01:04:17.000 well... 1033 01:04:17.625 --> 01:04:19.166 I wish you all the best. 1034 01:04:19.208 --> 01:04:23.833 Congratulations, I hope the book keeps doing well. 1035 01:04:23.916 --> 01:04:24.500 Thank you. 1036 01:04:24.541 --> 01:04:25.875 Always wishing you the best. 1037 01:04:25.916 --> 01:04:27.416 The same to you. 1038 01:04:27.750 --> 01:04:31.333 - See you soon. - Okay, Take advantage of the free drinks. 1039 01:04:31.583 --> 01:04:34.250 Yes, that's what I'm getting at, finally something free, right? 1040 01:04:34.291 --> 01:04:36.625 - The way you like it. - Yes. 1041 01:04:39.666 --> 01:04:41.375 Who does she think she is or what? 1042 01:04:42.708 --> 01:04:47.083 And what does it matter... I didn't invite you. 1043 01:04:47.541 --> 01:04:49.000 I didn't invite you... 1044 01:04:53.166 --> 01:04:54.250 Pretty? 1045 01:04:55.375 --> 01:04:56.416 Do you want to leave? 1046 01:07:08.250 --> 01:07:10.208 So, how are you doing with that YouTuber? 1047 01:07:10.333 --> 01:07:11.291 I am not doing. 1048 01:07:11.916 --> 01:07:12.625 What? 1049 01:07:12.666 --> 01:07:14.041 How so? What happened? 1050 01:07:14.083 --> 01:07:16.416 You were super thrilled with this guy. 1051 01:07:16.541 --> 01:07:18.333 You know... Men. 1052 01:07:19.958 --> 01:07:21.125 You know I know. 1053 01:07:21.750 --> 01:07:24.166 And... what about you? How do you feel? 1054 01:07:24.291 --> 01:07:25.416 Don't worry. 1055 01:07:25.708 --> 01:07:28.250 Well, you weren't going to get someone that fast anyway, right? 1056 01:07:28.333 --> 01:07:30.541 Besides, what a drag to have a relationship with a YouTuber. 1057 01:07:30.583 --> 01:07:32.833 Imagine you taking pictures all day long 1058 01:07:32.875 --> 01:07:35.666 making videos... no, what a drag. 1059 01:07:35.875 --> 01:07:38.458 And did you fuck him? That guy was so hot. 1060 01:07:38.541 --> 01:07:39.458 He was yummy. 1061 01:07:39.500 --> 01:07:40.708 No, it didn't come to that. 1062 01:07:40.750 --> 01:07:43.125 Didn't fuck him? Oh no... 1063 01:07:43.416 --> 01:07:45.041 You know that I have to fuck someone 1064 01:07:45.083 --> 01:07:48.166 to know if there is any chemistry or something, you understand me? 1065 01:07:48.208 --> 01:07:50.083 - No seriously. - He is about to start on the subject. 1066 01:07:50.125 --> 01:07:52.250 - Go talk about penises. Can I borrow the bathroom? 1067 01:07:52.875 --> 01:07:54.916 - Don't you eat all the cheeses, you hear? - Me? 1068 01:07:54.958 --> 01:07:57.000 Hey, did Javier call you or something? 1069 01:07:57.166 --> 01:07:58.625 No, he did not call me. 1070 01:08:01.625 --> 01:08:05.208 Marce... Are there more of these cheeses? 1071 01:08:05.583 --> 01:08:08.208 Really Oscar, really no more 1072 01:08:08.250 --> 01:08:09.958 with the fucking cheeses. - But is that... 1073 01:08:10.000 --> 01:08:12.625 You have done nothing but eat the cheeses, control yourself. 1074 01:08:12.666 --> 01:08:14.458 If you want, I'll go with you. 1075 01:08:14.500 --> 01:08:16.583 No, I'm going to get them. 1076 01:08:18.999 --> 01:08:23.624 Oh so good, this would be delicious with a little bread. 1077 01:08:24.999 --> 01:08:27.083 Give me a little wine, Osquitar. 1078 01:09:17.416 --> 01:09:18.458 Vale? 1079 01:09:18.833 --> 01:09:21.333 Marce... What is all this? 1080 01:09:21.583 --> 01:09:22.374 It is nothing. 1081 01:09:22.416 --> 01:09:24.999 I'm really worried about you. Are you okay? 1082 01:09:25.041 --> 01:09:26.166 They were for a contest. 1083 01:09:26.208 --> 01:09:28.791 I know which contest they were for and that was a while ago, Marcela. 1084 01:09:28.833 --> 01:09:32.499 Why do you have this guy's pictures here? You are becoming obsessed. 1085 01:09:32.541 --> 01:09:34.749 - I am not obsessing. - Yes you are! 1086 01:09:34.791 --> 01:09:36.499 - I'm not obsessing! 1087 01:09:38.083 --> 01:09:40.708 Look, I don't know what you think but I think that breaking up 1088 01:09:40.749 --> 01:09:43.083 with Javier left you in a bad shape and that's fine. 1089 01:09:43.124 --> 01:09:43.958 It is a process... 1090 01:09:43.999 --> 01:09:46.708 I'm not obsessing! How many times do I have to tell you. 1091 01:09:46.874 --> 01:09:49.041 Don't judge me. 1092 01:09:49.749 --> 01:09:53.166 Don't tell me I'm crazy. Stay out of it. 1093 01:10:07.208 --> 01:10:09.125 I don't want to talk about it. 1094 01:10:11.333 --> 01:10:13.458 Please don't say anything to them. 1095 01:10:27.416 --> 01:10:28.458 Hey... 1096 01:12:13.916 --> 01:12:16.458 Yes Cristina, I'll upload that video, but tomorrow. 1097 01:12:17.166 --> 01:12:19.666 Because I am just entering my house and I'm exhausted. 1098 01:12:21.083 --> 01:12:23.000 Not right now, tomorrow for real. 1099 01:12:25.875 --> 01:12:27.708 Yes, tomorrow. 1100 01:12:29.833 --> 01:12:32.666 There is a little video for my family Jacques, a birthday video. 1101 01:12:32.708 --> 01:12:33.958 What the fuck!! 1102 01:16:40.375 --> 01:16:41.958 Where am I? Who are you? 1103 01:16:42.416 --> 01:16:43.666 Don't you recognize me? 1104 01:16:43.833 --> 01:16:44.541 Huh? 1105 01:16:45.041 --> 01:16:46.416 Do you remember me? 1106 01:16:49.083 --> 01:16:50.583 You were the one who won the contest. 1107 01:16:51.750 --> 01:16:53.833 Ah, so you did see me that day. 1108 01:16:58.041 --> 01:16:59.291 Where am I? 1109 01:16:59.750 --> 01:17:03.541 In my house, you came to give me what you promised me. 1110 01:17:04.333 --> 01:17:05.208 What? 1111 01:17:05.541 --> 01:17:07.541 That I want you to give me what you promised me 1112 01:17:07.583 --> 01:17:09.000 when I won the contest. 1113 01:17:09.041 --> 01:17:11.416 What did I promise you? What are you talking about? 1114 01:17:12.291 --> 01:17:15.791 I did not dance, I did not laugh, that was not a date. 1115 01:17:17.166 --> 01:17:18.458 Are you crazy or what? 1116 01:17:19.166 --> 01:17:21.500 No! I want what is rightfully mine. 1117 01:17:24.125 --> 01:17:25.250 Let me go. 1118 01:17:27.083 --> 01:17:28.750 Let me go now. 1119 01:17:29.666 --> 01:17:33.666 Let me out of here, you crazy bitch! Help, help! 1120 01:17:34.666 --> 01:17:36.791 It must not be comfortable, right? 1121 01:17:37.208 --> 01:17:38.875 If you don't calm down, 1122 01:17:38.916 --> 01:17:41.333 You will not be able to get dressed. If you don't dress up, 1123 01:17:41.375 --> 01:17:42.916 we will not be able to have our date. 1124 01:17:42.958 --> 01:17:45.416 And if we don't have our date, you will not be able to leave. 1125 01:17:48.208 --> 01:17:49.625 What do you want to hear? 1126 01:17:51.875 --> 01:17:53.916 What kind of music do you like? 1127 01:17:57.583 --> 01:17:58.916 Whatever you want is fine. 1128 01:18:24.375 --> 01:18:25.750 Do you want wine? 1129 01:18:26.500 --> 01:18:27.416 Yes. 1130 01:19:17.375 --> 01:19:18.416 Cheers, 1131 01:19:19.041 --> 01:19:20.916 to a lovely night. 1132 01:19:24.750 --> 01:19:26.166 Aren't you going to toast? 1133 01:19:31.333 --> 01:19:34.416 I know what you are thinking, why don't I delete her. 1134 01:19:34.666 --> 01:19:38.583 I don't kill her right here. You can't. 1135 01:19:38.666 --> 01:19:41.291 The key to the padlock you have on your leg. 1136 01:19:42.041 --> 01:19:43.625 I don't have it with me. 1137 01:19:44.791 --> 01:19:48.125 So, this way if you kill me you can't get out of here. 1138 01:19:51.875 --> 01:19:52.750 Eat. 1139 01:19:56.333 --> 01:19:57.583 Don't you like it? 1140 01:20:03.458 --> 01:20:05.041 I am Vegetarian. 1141 01:20:09.000 --> 01:20:12.833 I didn't know... I didn't see that in any of your videos. 1142 01:20:13.291 --> 01:20:15.291 Cristina forbade me tell that. 1143 01:20:15.500 --> 01:20:16.250 Why? 1144 01:20:17.125 --> 01:20:20.333 She says that vegetarians radiate an air of moral superiority. 1145 01:20:23.000 --> 01:20:24.375 Smart... 1146 01:20:26.625 --> 01:20:28.750 Tomorrow I will prepare something that you will like. 1147 01:20:30.166 --> 01:20:31.291 Tomorrow? 1148 01:20:31.708 --> 01:20:33.166 Yes, tomorrow. 1149 01:20:35.208 --> 01:20:37.000 When will I be able to leave here? 1150 01:20:37.583 --> 01:20:38.500 How so? 1151 01:20:38.916 --> 01:20:41.125 When am I going to be able to get the hell out of here? 1152 01:20:43.041 --> 01:20:45.833 I don't know, I thought we could stay for a while. 1153 01:20:48.041 --> 01:20:51.500 Don't look at me like that, you will change your mind. 1154 01:20:58.041 --> 01:21:00.041 So, the book was a success. 1155 01:21:02.333 --> 01:21:03.083 No. 1156 01:21:03.666 --> 01:21:05.625 But you sold 9,000 copies. That's a lot. 1157 01:21:05.666 --> 01:21:06.666 That is a lie. 1158 01:21:08.333 --> 01:21:10.333 It was translated into English. 1159 01:21:10.500 --> 01:21:11.500 Another lie. 1160 01:21:11.541 --> 01:21:14.250 But a lot of people sent videos to enter the contest. 1161 01:21:14.291 --> 01:21:16.500 A lot of people that we paid to do so 1162 01:21:16.583 --> 01:21:20.541 and to go to the launch, is called strategy. 1163 01:21:21.166 --> 01:21:22.125 Why? 1164 01:21:22.500 --> 01:21:23.708 Everyone does it. 1165 01:21:23.833 --> 01:21:24.916 Everyone does it. 1166 01:21:25.041 --> 01:21:29.625 Yes... It is a business that works well. 1167 01:21:30.583 --> 01:21:32.583 So, your business is a lie. 1168 01:21:33.208 --> 01:21:34.208 It is ours. 1169 01:21:34.458 --> 01:21:35.416 What else? 1170 01:21:35.458 --> 01:21:37.166 My relationship with Alexandra, 1171 01:21:38.875 --> 01:21:40.958 nonexistent, never happened. 1172 01:21:43.208 --> 01:21:44.625 I saw them fight. 1173 01:21:45.375 --> 01:21:47.541 You forget that I am an actor. 1174 01:21:50.791 --> 01:21:52.333 You kissed me. 1175 01:21:54.333 --> 01:21:56.083 I am a very good actor. 1176 01:21:57.708 --> 01:21:59.000 And the fight afterwards? 1177 01:21:59.041 --> 01:22:00.041 A script, 1178 01:22:01.416 --> 01:22:03.041 made for actors. 1179 01:22:04.083 --> 01:22:05.500 Everything... Everything is... 1180 01:22:05.541 --> 01:22:06.916 Bullshit, yes. 1181 01:22:07.166 --> 01:22:10.625 A perfectly put show for obsessive freaks like you. 1182 01:22:10.666 --> 01:22:11.166 No. 1183 01:22:11.416 --> 01:22:13.208 They become obsessed with people like me. 1184 01:22:13.250 --> 01:22:13.875 No. 1185 01:22:13.916 --> 01:22:16.166 For the simple act of standing up to talk in front of a fucking camera. 1186 01:22:16.208 --> 01:22:17.166 Yes. 1187 01:22:18.250 --> 01:22:19.833 Do you know why we chose you? 1188 01:22:20.875 --> 01:22:23.916 Because we have to put a face to such a crazy fan. 1189 01:22:23.958 --> 01:22:24.708 - Shut up. 1190 01:22:24.750 --> 01:22:28.458 We really couldn't believe that there was someone like you. 1191 01:22:29.750 --> 01:22:31.125 We had to meet you, we could not believe 1192 01:22:31.166 --> 01:22:33.333 that there was a crazy bitch of your proportions. 1193 01:22:33.458 --> 01:22:34.416 Shut up! 1194 01:22:49.208 --> 01:22:52.125 What about enjoying your parents' house while they are on the road? 1195 01:22:52.208 --> 01:22:53.583 Yes, something like that. 1196 01:22:53.916 --> 01:22:56.750 Yes, your dad told me that maybe you were coming. 1197 01:22:56.791 --> 01:23:00.041 To be on the lookout, I saw your car and decided to come in and say hello. 1198 01:23:00.166 --> 01:23:01.083 Thank you. 1199 01:23:01.458 --> 01:23:03.875 Well, whatever you need you can let me know. 1200 01:23:04.500 --> 01:23:05.708 Well, thank you. 1201 01:23:05.750 --> 01:23:08.166 Your dad told me he was going to take out darkroom stuff. 1202 01:23:08.375 --> 01:23:09.875 Yes, I picked them up. 1203 01:23:09.916 --> 01:23:11.458 But... You left the red light. 1204 01:23:11.500 --> 01:23:13.083 Here are your things. 1205 01:23:13.208 --> 01:23:16.250 Thank you, you're just like your dad. You want to have everything in order. 1206 01:23:17.500 --> 01:23:20.000 I believe that the minimum is to change your light bulb. 1207 01:23:20.083 --> 01:23:21.750 No, the truth is that I like it. 1208 01:23:21.791 --> 01:23:23.291 But it is quite uncomfortable. 1209 01:23:23.416 --> 01:23:27.333 I was thinking that... We could leave the bulb 1210 01:23:27.375 --> 01:23:28.791 and take some pictures. 1211 01:23:31.083 --> 01:23:34.416 Well, if you want us to leave the light for that, that wouldn't be a problem. 1212 01:23:37.250 --> 01:23:38.000 Yes. 1213 01:23:44.041 --> 01:23:45.916 I hope you like this food. 1214 01:23:49.166 --> 01:23:50.625 Thank you, 1215 01:23:56.500 --> 01:23:58.583 thank you very much, Marcela, 1216 01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:22.041 to... 1217 01:24:25.583 --> 01:24:26.958 our third attempt. 1218 01:24:29.291 --> 01:24:30.291 Cheers. 1219 01:24:31.000 --> 01:24:31.916 Cheers. 1220 01:24:49.583 --> 01:24:50.583 What? 1221 01:24:54.125 --> 01:24:55.583 I like the song. 1222 01:24:57.166 --> 01:24:58.333 Me too. 1223 01:25:23.125 --> 01:25:24.416 Do you want to dance? 1224 01:28:54.458 --> 01:28:55.541 Who is it? 1225 01:28:56.416 --> 01:28:57.291 Michel. 1226 01:29:05.041 --> 01:29:06.083 - Hello! - Hello. 1227 01:29:06.125 --> 01:29:07.125 Did I wake you up? 1228 01:29:07.208 --> 01:29:08.500 Ehh, yes. 1229 01:29:08.583 --> 01:29:10.375 I didn't know you slept late. 1230 01:29:10.625 --> 01:29:11.583 What time is it? 1231 01:29:11.666 --> 01:29:13.666 About 10 o'clock in the morning. 1232 01:29:15.250 --> 01:29:16.541 And what are you doing here? 1233 01:29:16.583 --> 01:29:18.333 Well, I was on the market taking some pictures 1234 01:29:18.375 --> 01:29:20.750 and I saw this and decided to come to make you breakfast. 1235 01:29:21.875 --> 01:29:23.250 Your family has been very nice to me. 1236 01:29:23.291 --> 01:29:24.666 I want to cook something for you. 1237 01:29:36.375 --> 01:29:38.416 Did you have a party last night or what? 1238 01:29:40.625 --> 01:29:41.500 No. 1239 01:30:02.375 --> 01:30:04.250 I like the way that shirt looks on you. 1240 01:30:07.208 --> 01:30:10.500 I was thinking we could skip the photos. 1241 01:30:13.875 --> 01:30:16.208 No, Michel. No. 1242 01:32:21.208 --> 01:32:26.208 PSYCHOSEXUAL