WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28.202 --> 00:00:30.247 ♪ 4 00:01:05.587 --> 00:01:07.154 MICHAEL: This isn't how our story 5 00:01:07.197 --> 00:01:09.243 was supposed to end. 6 00:01:10.331 --> 00:01:12.028 But meeting you in the first place 7 00:01:12.072 --> 00:01:14.813 was the plot twist I never expected. 8 00:01:14.857 --> 00:01:16.902 -Mike, what do you got? -14 years ago, 9 00:01:16.946 --> 00:01:18.730 it was a most ordinary Tuesday. 10 00:01:18.774 --> 00:01:20.863 -Earth to Mike. 11 00:01:20.906 --> 00:01:23.170 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. 12 00:01:23.213 --> 00:01:26.390 Um, I'm working on a piece titled 13 00:01:26.434 --> 00:01:28.697 "Every Gilmore Girls Character Ranked 14 00:01:28.740 --> 00:01:31.308 from Best to Rory." 15 00:01:31.352 --> 00:01:33.093 -Who's Rory? 16 00:01:33.136 --> 00:01:34.790 She's one of the Gilmore Girls. 17 00:01:34.833 --> 00:01:36.618 Which one? 18 00:01:36.661 --> 00:01:38.054 Sh-She's the younger one. 19 00:01:38.098 --> 00:01:39.577 Yeah, I don't get it. 20 00:01:39.621 --> 00:01:42.537 Can you give me something about Fear Factor? 21 00:01:43.538 --> 00:01:45.627 Sure, yeah. I'll give you something about Fear Factor. 22 00:01:45.670 --> 00:01:48.325 My job atTV Guide was a dream, 23 00:01:48.369 --> 00:01:50.110 especially as a kid who imagined 24 00:01:50.153 --> 00:01:51.981 his childhood was an '80s sitcom. 25 00:01:54.026 --> 00:01:55.941 -The Ausiellos. 26 00:01:55.985 --> 00:01:58.379 With Michael's Younger Brother 27 00:01:58.422 --> 00:02:00.555 and Michael's Older Brother. 28 00:02:02.209 --> 00:02:07.214 Starring Michael Ausiello as Michael Ausiello. 29 00:02:07.257 --> 00:02:09.172 Hey, kids. I'm home. 30 00:02:09.216 --> 00:02:10.826 Mom! 31 00:02:10.869 --> 00:02:13.785 ANNOUNCER: And featuring Mrs. Ausiello. 32 00:02:15.613 --> 00:02:18.355 Come on. Our soap's about to start. 33 00:02:19.356 --> 00:02:22.664 I remember watching daytime soap operas with my mom. 34 00:02:22.707 --> 00:02:24.318 Nurse Angelique, how's the patient? 35 00:02:24.361 --> 00:02:25.841 Not good, Dr. Underwood. 36 00:02:25.884 --> 00:02:28.322 All those sad people in hospitals. 37 00:02:28.365 --> 00:02:31.934 I was determined that my story was going to be a happy one. 38 00:02:31.977 --> 00:02:33.762 And for a while, it was. 39 00:02:33.805 --> 00:02:36.373 I fancied myself as the star of my very own 40 00:02:36.417 --> 00:02:38.201 -workplace comedy. -Hey, princess. 41 00:02:38.245 --> 00:02:39.898 A little Liz Lemon and a lot 42 00:02:39.942 --> 00:02:41.683 -of Will Truman. -Holy crap. 43 00:02:41.726 --> 00:02:43.119 That's Nick. 44 00:02:43.163 --> 00:02:44.599 He convinces me to do things 45 00:02:44.642 --> 00:02:46.166 like go out to a club on a weeknight. 46 00:02:46.209 --> 00:02:47.993 -It is Jock Night at Nublu. -Oh. 47 00:02:48.037 --> 00:02:50.605 Yeah, so throw on something like this, and let's go. 48 00:02:50.648 --> 00:02:51.997 I'm gonna get you laid. 49 00:02:52.041 --> 00:02:53.999 -Come on. -That sounds really fun, 50 00:02:54.043 --> 00:02:56.306 but I have to finish this piece on Fear Factorby tomorrow. 51 00:02:56.350 --> 00:02:58.352 You work too much, and you need to get out more. 52 00:03:00.092 --> 00:03:01.311 Come on. 53 00:03:02.269 --> 00:03:04.009 Yeah! Let's do it! 54 00:03:07.187 --> 00:03:10.190 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la 55 00:03:25.379 --> 00:03:26.684 I don't belong here. 56 00:03:26.728 --> 00:03:28.686 Mm-mm. Sure, you do. 57 00:03:28.730 --> 00:03:31.602 It's Jock Night, and you're a runner. 58 00:03:31.646 --> 00:03:34.344 I'm a jogger. I'm not a runner. Jogging's not a sport. 59 00:03:34.388 --> 00:03:37.869 Please. Are you allergic to fun, Michael? 60 00:03:39.871 --> 00:03:41.786 MICHAEL: And there you were, 61 00:03:41.830 --> 00:03:45.137 like some sweatband-wearing matinee idol. 62 00:03:45.181 --> 00:03:47.052 I'll just shut up now. 63 00:03:47.749 --> 00:03:51.970 Oh, that guy is definitely into you. 64 00:03:52.014 --> 00:03:53.624 He was with a woman. 65 00:03:53.668 --> 00:03:57.759 No man in this club has been with a woman in years, 66 00:03:57.802 --> 00:03:59.282 -if ever. -Oh, my God. 67 00:03:59.326 --> 00:04:01.197 -He's walking over here. -Oh. Ignore me. 68 00:04:01.241 --> 00:04:03.025 -Nick, please. Don't do that. -Ignore me. Ignore me. 69 00:04:03.068 --> 00:04:05.332 I'm just a random gay man. 70 00:04:05.375 --> 00:04:07.986 -Hey. -Hi. 71 00:04:08.030 --> 00:04:10.293 -What's up? -"What's up"? 72 00:04:10.337 --> 00:04:13.427 Well, uh, you were looking over, and you... 73 00:04:13.470 --> 00:04:15.298 waved, and you were making that face, so... 74 00:04:15.342 --> 00:04:16.865 Oh, I know. We were just... 75 00:04:16.908 --> 00:04:19.215 We were smiling at each other, so I... 76 00:04:19.259 --> 00:04:21.826 Uh, y-you were smiling at me, right? 77 00:04:21.870 --> 00:04:23.393 Well, actually, my friend Nina 78 00:04:23.437 --> 00:04:25.003 was getting me a drink, so I was just looking. 79 00:04:25.047 --> 00:04:27.267 Oh, Jesus. So you weren't looking at me. 80 00:04:27.310 --> 00:04:29.312 You were looking behind me. Oh, my God. 81 00:04:29.356 --> 00:04:30.879 Well, I mean, no, I was... I... 82 00:04:30.922 --> 00:04:32.315 -Okay. That's mortifying. -Hey, you guys. 83 00:04:32.359 --> 00:04:34.012 -No, it's... -Hello. 84 00:04:34.056 --> 00:04:35.536 You are so his type. 85 00:04:35.579 --> 00:04:37.320 Okay, uh, she's had a few too many. 86 00:04:37.364 --> 00:04:39.017 -You've had a few too many. -No, I haven't. 87 00:04:39.061 --> 00:04:41.150 Yes, I have. Yes, I have, but you are still his type. 88 00:04:41.193 --> 00:04:42.325 -Oh. -Well, 'cause you're, like, um... 89 00:04:42.369 --> 00:04:43.631 you're, like a dweeb. 90 00:04:43.674 --> 00:04:45.415 -I'm what? -Tall. She means tall. 91 00:04:45.459 --> 00:04:47.809 -You mean tall. -Yes. A tall dweeb. 92 00:04:47.852 --> 00:04:49.637 -That is what I meant. -Oh, my... Okay. 93 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:51.116 -Wow. -It doesn't matter. Don't be embarrassed. 94 00:04:51.160 --> 00:04:52.422 Everybody has a type. 95 00:04:52.466 --> 00:04:55.556 My type is very handsome gay men. 96 00:04:55.599 --> 00:04:58.123 Which is why I am hopelessly single. 97 00:04:58.167 --> 00:04:59.821 -It's... -I'm dancing. 98 00:04:59.864 --> 00:05:01.823 It's truly a tragedy. It's... 99 00:05:01.866 --> 00:05:04.652 -Well, for me. -I think for maybe both of us. 100 00:05:04.695 --> 00:05:06.523 Did you, um... Do you want to dance? 101 00:05:06.567 --> 00:05:09.396 I want... No, I don't... I'm not gonna dance. 102 00:05:10.397 --> 00:05:11.963 Okay. You prefer to watch? 103 00:05:12.007 --> 00:05:14.444 -Yes, I like to watch. -Okay. 104 00:05:14.488 --> 00:05:16.446 -Okay. -Well, let me know if you change your mind. 105 00:05:16.490 --> 00:05:19.231 ♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la 106 00:05:34.421 --> 00:05:37.815 ♪ You make me feel 107 00:05:37.859 --> 00:05:40.296 ♪ Mighty real... 108 00:05:41.471 --> 00:05:44.082 Oh, they're dancing! 109 00:05:44.126 --> 00:05:47.085 -You're a great dancer. -You're a terrible liar. 110 00:05:47.129 --> 00:05:48.522 Have you been here before? 111 00:05:48.565 --> 00:05:50.350 I wouldn't say that this is really my scene. 112 00:05:50.393 --> 00:05:52.221 -What's your scene? -I'm more of a 113 00:05:52.264 --> 00:05:55.137 "work late, go to bed early" kind of guy. What about you? 114 00:05:55.180 --> 00:05:56.965 -Uh, I've been here a lot. -Mm. 115 00:05:57.008 --> 00:05:58.749 Uh, getting a little tired of it. 116 00:05:58.793 --> 00:06:00.490 Maybe you should try another scene. 117 00:06:00.534 --> 00:06:02.231 -Maybe I should. -Maybe you should. 118 00:06:02.274 --> 00:06:03.493 Mm. 119 00:06:06.104 --> 00:06:07.889 Bold. 120 00:06:09.847 --> 00:06:13.764 ♪ Oh, you make me feel... 121 00:06:14.896 --> 00:06:16.680 How about... 122 00:06:16.724 --> 00:06:18.247 turning the hat? 123 00:06:18.290 --> 00:06:20.597 ♪ You make me feel... 124 00:06:20.641 --> 00:06:22.599 ♪ All the time... 125 00:06:22.643 --> 00:06:25.036 So, you want to get out of here and go back to my place? 126 00:06:25.080 --> 00:06:26.908 I don't even know your name. 127 00:06:26.951 --> 00:06:28.213 It's Kit. 128 00:06:28.257 --> 00:06:30.259 Mm. Wait, really? You're Kit? 129 00:06:30.302 --> 00:06:31.869 : Oh, God. I'm Michael. 130 00:06:31.913 --> 00:06:33.697 It's like Michael and KITT from Knight Rider. 131 00:06:33.741 --> 00:06:35.699 It's that David Hasselhoff show from the '80s. 132 00:06:35.743 --> 00:06:36.744 Ran 90 episodes. 133 00:06:36.787 --> 00:06:37.875 Oh, so this is kismet, then? 134 00:06:37.919 --> 00:06:39.224 Uh, sure. 135 00:06:39.268 --> 00:06:40.574 Except that KITT was a talking car 136 00:06:40.617 --> 00:06:42.184 and the show wasn't very good. 137 00:06:42.227 --> 00:06:44.229 -Hey, there you are. 138 00:06:44.273 --> 00:06:46.231 -Oh, God, hi. -Oh, whoa. 139 00:06:46.275 --> 00:06:49.104 Kit, I need you to take me home because the room is spinning. 140 00:06:49.147 --> 00:06:51.628 -All right. Um, that's my cue. 141 00:06:51.672 --> 00:06:52.890 Oh. Yeah, okay. 142 00:06:52.934 --> 00:06:55.458 Uh, it's been good to meet you. 143 00:06:55.502 --> 00:06:56.677 Come on. Jesus. 144 00:06:56.720 --> 00:06:58.026 Yeah, it's good to meet you, too. 145 00:06:58.069 --> 00:06:59.462 You know what? Actually, here. 146 00:06:59.506 --> 00:07:02.247 This is, um... This-this is my card. 147 00:07:02.291 --> 00:07:05.207 It has my number on it so you can call me sometime. 148 00:07:05.250 --> 00:07:06.469 -Okay. -Oh, God. 149 00:07:06.513 --> 00:07:07.731 -I think I'm gonna barf. -All right. 150 00:07:07.775 --> 00:07:09.037 Let's get you out of here. 151 00:07:09.080 --> 00:07:10.647 Get you out of here. 152 00:07:10.691 --> 00:07:12.519 -I'm so sorry. -Come on. 153 00:07:12.562 --> 00:07:14.608 I never thought I'd hear from you. 154 00:07:15.609 --> 00:07:16.914 But then you called. 155 00:07:16.958 --> 00:07:19.264 You do own a TV set, right? 156 00:07:19.308 --> 00:07:22.354 I think my roommate Kirby does. 157 00:07:22.398 --> 00:07:24.661 -Is that shocking to you? -Shocking? 158 00:07:24.705 --> 00:07:26.315 No, it's not shocking. I-I've heard of people 159 00:07:26.358 --> 00:07:28.143 who don't have TVs, but I've never met one. 160 00:07:28.186 --> 00:07:29.623 It's nice to meet you. 161 00:07:29.666 --> 00:07:30.754 Educate me. What's your favorite TV show? 162 00:07:30.798 --> 00:07:32.364 Uh, at the moment? Felicity. 163 00:07:32.408 --> 00:07:34.236 They're doing some new things, 164 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:35.933 but it's also got a traditional... 165 00:07:35.977 --> 00:07:37.500 I don't know, there's something comforting about it, 166 00:07:37.544 --> 00:07:39.502 -and the actors are great. -Um, is she the one 167 00:07:39.546 --> 00:07:41.678 whose haircut almost got the show canceled? 168 00:07:41.722 --> 00:07:44.246 It is a brilliant show, and you should watch it. 169 00:07:44.289 --> 00:07:46.291 Okay. Should we get a bottle? 170 00:07:46.335 --> 00:07:48.206 This place has an incredible wine list. 171 00:07:48.250 --> 00:07:50.818 Um, I think I will stick with Diet Coke. 172 00:07:50.861 --> 00:07:52.515 I'm not really much of a drinker. 173 00:07:52.559 --> 00:07:54.474 I don't really like the taste or the empty calories. 174 00:07:54.517 --> 00:07:56.040 What about you? 175 00:07:56.084 --> 00:07:57.520 Drunkard or junkie? 176 00:07:57.564 --> 00:07:59.609 I'm a photographer. 177 00:07:59.653 --> 00:08:01.698 -Mm. Both, then. 178 00:08:02.960 --> 00:08:05.920 Well, for now, I have a day job that pays the bills. 179 00:08:05.963 --> 00:08:08.183 -What is that? -Cosiì. 180 00:08:08.226 --> 00:08:10.664 New York's finest fast-casual restaurant chain. 181 00:08:10.707 --> 00:08:12.753 Cosiì has the best flatbread in New York City. 182 00:08:12.796 --> 00:08:16.408 Well, I design their advertising, store signage. 183 00:08:16.452 --> 00:08:18.846 Did you do the new ads for the hummus-veggie sandwich? 184 00:08:18.889 --> 00:08:20.761 I did, yes. 185 00:08:20.804 --> 00:08:22.545 -That's one of mine. -Okay, I'm not even kidding, 186 00:08:22.589 --> 00:08:24.025 that is the most beautifully rendered 187 00:08:24.068 --> 00:08:25.983 hummus and veggie sandwich I have ever seen. 188 00:08:26.027 --> 00:08:27.507 And I'm a vegetarian. 189 00:08:27.550 --> 00:08:29.378 I've seen a lot of hummus and veggie pictures. 190 00:08:29.421 --> 00:08:30.858 Well, what can I say? 191 00:08:30.901 --> 00:08:33.034 When it comes to lighting bread, I know what's up. 192 00:08:33.077 --> 00:08:35.776 I do lunch every day at the Cosiì on 51st and Broadway. 193 00:08:37.604 --> 00:08:42.043 Well, today's your lucky day, because your, um... 194 00:08:42.086 --> 00:08:44.785 your next two flatbread sandwiches are on me. 195 00:08:44.828 --> 00:08:47.178 Shut up! Oh, marry me. 196 00:08:47.222 --> 00:08:50.225 Oh, God. Is that too soon to ask you to marry me? 197 00:08:50.268 --> 00:08:51.705 Thank you. 198 00:08:51.748 --> 00:08:53.271 You're very welcome. 199 00:08:55.578 --> 00:08:58.189 Uh, what's your, um... what's your take on marriage? 200 00:08:58.233 --> 00:09:00.104 Ooh, a serious discussion. 201 00:09:00.148 --> 00:09:02.716 Well, you know, it's topical and... 202 00:09:02.759 --> 00:09:05.588 Okay. Well... 203 00:09:05.632 --> 00:09:09.026 I consider myself a bit of a hopeless romantic, 204 00:09:09.070 --> 00:09:11.376 so I guess that makes me pro. 205 00:09:11.420 --> 00:09:14.815 And I'm guessing that you kind of feel differently. 206 00:09:14.858 --> 00:09:16.599 Well, aren't we supposed to be more advanced than that? 207 00:09:16.643 --> 00:09:18.862 I mean, it started as the literal selling of chattel. 208 00:09:18.906 --> 00:09:21.604 I don't know if I want to be a part of that ritual. 209 00:09:21.648 --> 00:09:23.563 I-I think some rituals are kind of sweet. 210 00:09:23.606 --> 00:09:25.565 And some rituals are actually very important. 211 00:09:25.608 --> 00:09:26.609 Mm. 212 00:09:27.654 --> 00:09:29.307 -What's chattel? -I don't know. 213 00:09:29.351 --> 00:09:31.483 I think it's, like, cattle that chats. 214 00:09:31.527 --> 00:09:32.615 Talking cows? 215 00:09:36.445 --> 00:09:37.620 Middle child, two brothers. 216 00:09:37.664 --> 00:09:38.926 We're actually very close, 217 00:09:38.969 --> 00:09:40.362 but they live in different states, 218 00:09:40.405 --> 00:09:41.406 so we don't see each other very often. 219 00:09:41.450 --> 00:09:42.930 -Only child. -Only... 220 00:09:42.973 --> 00:09:44.627 No sisters, no brothers. 221 00:09:44.671 --> 00:09:46.716 Childhood obsessions. 222 00:09:46.760 --> 00:09:49.719 Christmas and soaps and... 223 00:09:50.764 --> 00:09:52.200 Christmas and soaps and...? 224 00:09:52.243 --> 00:09:53.636 Nope, there's nothing else. 225 00:09:53.680 --> 00:09:56.378 Christmas and soaps. Period. Go. 226 00:09:56.421 --> 00:09:58.902 Uh, childhood obsession: magic. 227 00:09:58.946 --> 00:10:01.078 My stage name was Kit the Conjurer. 228 00:10:01.122 --> 00:10:03.777 Kit the Conjurer! The alliteration. 229 00:10:04.778 --> 00:10:06.344 It's, um... You've got, um... 230 00:10:06.388 --> 00:10:08.259 -What is it? -You've got something behind your ear. 231 00:10:08.303 --> 00:10:10.174 -What? Wh-Where? -I... It's... 232 00:10:10.218 --> 00:10:12.307 -Oh, my God. -Oh, Jesus. 233 00:10:12.350 --> 00:10:13.700 -It's a dinner roll. 234 00:10:13.743 --> 00:10:14.962 How did that get there? 235 00:10:15.005 --> 00:10:16.528 How did you do that? 236 00:10:16.572 --> 00:10:18.661 A magician never reveals his secrets. 237 00:10:18.705 --> 00:10:21.664 After high school, I escaped to Los Angeles. 238 00:10:21.708 --> 00:10:23.666 -I went to USC... -Mm-hmm. 239 00:10:23.710 --> 00:10:25.842 ...where I nurtured my obsession with television, 240 00:10:25.886 --> 00:10:28.149 which led to my current job at TV Guide. 241 00:10:28.192 --> 00:10:30.412 Which, I am guessing, you've never even heard of. 242 00:10:30.455 --> 00:10:32.632 No, no, no. My-my parents had a subscription to TV Guide. 243 00:10:32.675 --> 00:10:33.807 Oh, thank God. 244 00:10:33.850 --> 00:10:35.286 They're retired now. 245 00:10:35.330 --> 00:10:37.637 My dad is a world-class putterer. 246 00:10:37.680 --> 00:10:39.595 A good guy. 247 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:41.336 And, um... 248 00:10:41.379 --> 00:10:45.427 my mom is a triathlete. 249 00:10:45.470 --> 00:10:47.995 Your mother's a triath... As in, like, the whole... 250 00:10:48.038 --> 00:10:49.431 Mm-hmm. Swimming, biking, running. 251 00:10:49.474 --> 00:10:50.693 -Yep, yep, yep. -Shut up. 252 00:10:50.737 --> 00:10:52.260 She is exceptionally driven. 253 00:10:52.303 --> 00:10:54.262 -Though not very good. 254 00:10:54.305 --> 00:10:55.437 -Wow. 255 00:10:56.438 --> 00:10:57.744 Are you close with them? 256 00:10:57.787 --> 00:11:00.050 Yeah. I mean, it's... it's complicated. 257 00:11:00.094 --> 00:11:01.704 But they're great. 258 00:11:01.748 --> 00:11:03.314 They're essentially great. 259 00:11:04.315 --> 00:11:06.361 What about your parents? 260 00:11:08.189 --> 00:11:10.539 Can I just say that this Diet Coke 261 00:11:10.582 --> 00:11:13.847 is the perfect syrup-to-carbonation ratio? 262 00:11:13.890 --> 00:11:16.023 This is, like, Chipotle-level perfect. 263 00:11:16.066 --> 00:11:18.112 No one does Diet Coke like Chipotle. 264 00:11:19.243 --> 00:11:20.549 Hmm. 265 00:11:22.507 --> 00:11:23.944 They both passed away. 266 00:11:23.987 --> 00:11:26.294 My father died when I was very young. 267 00:11:26.337 --> 00:11:29.950 And my mother, she got cancer a few years after that, so... 268 00:11:32.735 --> 00:11:34.215 Yes, it sucked. 269 00:11:34.258 --> 00:11:35.869 I'm so sorry. 270 00:11:36.826 --> 00:11:38.698 It's okay. 271 00:11:40.438 --> 00:11:42.223 Thank you. 272 00:11:46.618 --> 00:11:47.924 -Oh, whoa. -Watch out. 273 00:11:47.968 --> 00:11:49.621 Maybe we should go inside somewhere. 274 00:11:49.665 --> 00:11:52.102 I don't really want to get gay-bashed. 275 00:11:54.017 --> 00:11:57.586 Okay. Well, then let's go to your place. 276 00:11:57.629 --> 00:12:00.067 I've never been to Jersey City before. 277 00:12:00.110 --> 00:12:01.851 Plus, I have the, um... 278 00:12:01.895 --> 00:12:03.853 the aforementioned roommate, so... 279 00:12:03.897 --> 00:12:07.596 I would love to go to my place, but they just... 280 00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:10.730 they just painted my apartment, and I'm afraid the fumes 281 00:12:10.773 --> 00:12:13.733 might not be safe to breathe in. 282 00:12:14.777 --> 00:12:16.866 Okay. Fine. 283 00:12:16.910 --> 00:12:19.434 Then... let's go to my place. 284 00:12:19.477 --> 00:12:21.175 Okay, let's do that. 285 00:12:24.700 --> 00:12:27.181 I... I'm hoping my roommate isn't here. 286 00:12:27.224 --> 00:12:30.358 She's very monosyllabic. 287 00:12:30.401 --> 00:12:32.099 Okay. 288 00:12:34.144 --> 00:12:36.407 -Kit? 289 00:12:37.582 --> 00:12:39.541 Hey, Kirby. 290 00:12:40.542 --> 00:12:41.761 Hey. 291 00:12:41.804 --> 00:12:43.937 -Uh, this is Mike. -Hi, Kirby. 292 00:12:43.980 --> 00:12:45.590 Mike. 293 00:12:45.634 --> 00:12:47.114 Um, we were just gonna... 294 00:12:47.157 --> 00:12:48.506 -You want me to...? -Yeah. 295 00:12:48.550 --> 00:12:50.639 -Okay. Okay. -Yeah. 296 00:12:52.902 --> 00:12:55.818 This is my boudoir. 297 00:12:55.862 --> 00:12:57.341 Wow. 298 00:13:01.824 --> 00:13:03.434 This is... This is really cool. 299 00:13:03.478 --> 00:13:05.262 Thanks. 300 00:13:05.306 --> 00:13:08.483 So, she-she's really monosyllabic. 301 00:13:08.526 --> 00:13:10.615 Oh, yeah. I've never seen her leave the apartment. 302 00:13:10.659 --> 00:13:13.749 I swear to God she only eats bagels, toasted. 303 00:13:13.793 --> 00:13:15.142 I have to be nice to her, though. 304 00:13:15.185 --> 00:13:16.621 She pays more rent than me. 305 00:13:19.059 --> 00:13:20.843 You want some weed? 306 00:13:20.887 --> 00:13:23.150 Oh, no, I'm okay. Thank you. 307 00:13:23.193 --> 00:13:24.455 Okay. 308 00:13:24.499 --> 00:13:27.937 ♪ Walk out into velvet 309 00:13:27.981 --> 00:13:32.115 ♪ Nothing more to say 310 00:13:32.159 --> 00:13:34.857 ♪ You're my favorite moment... 311 00:13:34.901 --> 00:13:36.728 So, here we are. 312 00:13:36.772 --> 00:13:38.948 So, yes. We're here. 313 00:13:38.992 --> 00:13:42.517 ♪ 'Cause you're my number one 314 00:13:42.560 --> 00:13:46.260 ♪ I'm like a dog to get you 315 00:13:46.303 --> 00:13:49.829 ♪ I want it up and on 316 00:13:49.872 --> 00:13:53.180 ♪ I'm like a dog to get you 317 00:13:53.223 --> 00:13:55.182 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 318 00:13:55.225 --> 00:13:58.620 ♪ Sunset only seconds 319 00:13:58.663 --> 00:14:02.798 ♪ Just ripe, then it's gone 320 00:14:02.842 --> 00:14:06.715 ♪ Got no new intentions 321 00:14:06.758 --> 00:14:09.326 ♪ Just right, then it's gone 322 00:14:09.370 --> 00:14:12.460 ♪ 'Cause you're my number one 323 00:14:12.503 --> 00:14:16.159 ♪ I'm like a dog to get you 324 00:14:16.203 --> 00:14:18.683 ♪ I want it up and on... 325 00:14:18.727 --> 00:14:21.338 Okay, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 326 00:14:21.382 --> 00:14:22.774 Did I... Did I do something or... 327 00:14:22.818 --> 00:14:23.993 No. 328 00:14:24.037 --> 00:14:25.821 No, you-you didn't... No, you... 329 00:14:25.865 --> 00:14:28.302 I just... I need to... 330 00:14:28.345 --> 00:14:30.565 I need to pee. Where's the bathroom? 331 00:14:35.613 --> 00:14:37.267 Hi. 332 00:14:59.376 --> 00:15:01.335 Hi, Mom. I'm home. 333 00:15:01.378 --> 00:15:02.814 Hi, honey. 334 00:15:02.858 --> 00:15:04.207 How was school today? 335 00:15:04.251 --> 00:15:06.079 Kind of a drag. 336 00:15:06.122 --> 00:15:08.603 One of the other kids called me Dead Dad Mike, 337 00:15:08.646 --> 00:15:10.431 the Fat Fudge Packer, 338 00:15:10.474 --> 00:15:13.695 in front of my U.S. history and geography class, 339 00:15:13.738 --> 00:15:15.218 and they all laughed at me. 340 00:15:15.262 --> 00:15:17.003 -Aw. -Honey, come here. 341 00:15:19.831 --> 00:15:21.529 What have I always told you? 342 00:15:21.572 --> 00:15:23.923 It's what's on the inside that counts. 343 00:15:23.966 --> 00:15:26.490 Someday you're gonna grow up to be the best 344 00:15:26.534 --> 00:15:28.405 -TV journalist in the world. -Mom. 345 00:15:28.449 --> 00:15:30.755 I love you so much. 346 00:15:32.670 --> 00:15:35.238 : Enjoy yourself. 347 00:15:36.239 --> 00:15:40.200 ♪ 'Cause you're my number one 348 00:15:40.243 --> 00:15:43.290 ♪ I'm like a dog to get you 349 00:15:43.333 --> 00:15:45.901 ♪ I want it up and on 350 00:15:48.077 --> 00:15:50.253 ♪ I'm like a dog to get you... 351 00:15:50.297 --> 00:15:52.255 You're zipped up. 352 00:15:52.299 --> 00:15:53.996 I'm sorry. I'll get that. 353 00:15:54.040 --> 00:15:56.172 Just... jump. 354 00:15:59.001 --> 00:16:00.742 Here. Oh, God. 355 00:16:00.785 --> 00:16:02.831 -Just lift your butt up. -I'm trying. 356 00:16:02.874 --> 00:16:04.485 Just, come on. 357 00:16:04.528 --> 00:16:06.443 Please. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it. 358 00:16:06.487 --> 00:16:07.792 -Okay. -I know, it sucks. 359 00:16:07.836 --> 00:16:10.186 ♪ I want it up and on 360 00:16:10.230 --> 00:16:12.014 ♪ I'm like a dog to get you... 361 00:16:12.058 --> 00:16:14.408 : Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. 362 00:16:14.451 --> 00:16:16.627 I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. 363 00:16:16.671 --> 00:16:18.499 You have nice legs. 364 00:16:18.542 --> 00:16:20.022 Oh, thank you. I jog. 365 00:16:20.066 --> 00:16:21.328 Yeah, it shows. 366 00:16:21.371 --> 00:16:22.764 Thank you. 367 00:16:23.765 --> 00:16:27.290 ♪ Howl under the moon 368 00:16:29.075 --> 00:16:31.033 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 369 00:16:31.077 --> 00:16:32.730 ♪ Howl... 370 00:16:32.774 --> 00:16:34.645 No, no. No. Wait. 371 00:16:34.689 --> 00:16:36.473 -Whoa. Okay. Okay. 372 00:16:38.606 --> 00:16:40.042 Am I... 373 00:16:40.086 --> 00:16:41.609 Am I doing something wrong? I don't... 374 00:16:41.652 --> 00:16:44.351 No, it's just... 375 00:16:44.394 --> 00:16:46.048 You are so confident. 376 00:16:46.092 --> 00:16:48.137 I mean, you just ripped off your clothes 377 00:16:48.181 --> 00:16:50.052 like you're a stripper at a bachelorette party, 378 00:16:50.096 --> 00:16:51.793 and you look... 379 00:16:51.836 --> 00:16:53.882 -you look incredible. -No. 380 00:16:53.925 --> 00:16:56.885 And I'm-I'm... I'm an FFK. 381 00:16:58.321 --> 00:17:00.497 You don't know what that is, do you? 382 00:17:00.541 --> 00:17:02.369 -No. No. -I'm a former fat kid. 383 00:17:02.412 --> 00:17:05.720 So I-I have some body issues. 384 00:17:05.763 --> 00:17:08.766 -Uh-huh. -Especially around this... 385 00:17:08.810 --> 00:17:11.247 -Like, I basically shower with clothes on, so I... -What? 386 00:17:11.291 --> 00:17:13.641 Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. 387 00:17:13.684 --> 00:17:15.077 -I should leave. -No. 388 00:17:15.121 --> 00:17:17.079 Should I just leave? I should leave. 389 00:17:17.123 --> 00:17:18.950 Yeah, you should probably... you should probably go. 390 00:17:18.994 --> 00:17:20.126 Yeah. 391 00:17:22.171 --> 00:17:25.609 It's okay. We don't have to do anything. We can... 392 00:17:25.653 --> 00:17:28.047 We can just talk. We can just talk. 393 00:17:29.483 --> 00:17:30.527 Or I can tickle you. 394 00:17:30.571 --> 00:17:32.268 Stop! Don't do that. 395 00:17:34.575 --> 00:17:36.272 We can just talk. 396 00:17:36.316 --> 00:17:37.621 -We can just talk. -We can talk? 397 00:17:37.665 --> 00:17:39.275 Yeah. 398 00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:41.843 -Are you sure? -Yeah. No pressure. 399 00:17:41.886 --> 00:17:43.845 We can just talk. 400 00:17:43.888 --> 00:17:46.978 We could just lay here and... talk. 401 00:17:47.022 --> 00:17:48.850 -We can talk? -Yeah. 402 00:17:48.893 --> 00:17:51.461 -Okay. -No pressure. 403 00:17:51.505 --> 00:17:53.072 Okay. 404 00:17:55.161 --> 00:17:56.771 What should we talk about? 405 00:17:59.034 --> 00:18:01.428 Uh, that's a good question. 406 00:18:01.471 --> 00:18:03.952 Um... 407 00:18:03.995 --> 00:18:06.998 when-when did you know you were gay? 408 00:18:07.042 --> 00:18:08.522 -Oh. -Mm-hmm. 409 00:18:08.565 --> 00:18:10.567 -Big question. Big question. -God, um... 410 00:18:10.611 --> 00:18:12.265 Fifth grade. 411 00:18:12.308 --> 00:18:15.006 I was watching... 412 00:18:15.050 --> 00:18:17.226 Days of Our Lives with my mother. 413 00:18:17.270 --> 00:18:19.576 -Uh-huh. -And she caught me 414 00:18:19.620 --> 00:18:22.057 literally drooling over a shirtless Bo Brady. 415 00:18:22.101 --> 00:18:24.146 -Oh. Ooh. 416 00:18:24.190 --> 00:18:28.542 And it is awkward to realize you're gay 417 00:18:28.585 --> 00:18:31.675 at the same moment your mother is realizing 418 00:18:31.719 --> 00:18:34.069 that you're realizing you're gay. 419 00:18:34.113 --> 00:18:35.592 -You were like 12? -Mm-hmm. 420 00:18:35.636 --> 00:18:37.899 11, 12... I don't give a... Yeah, she knew. 421 00:18:37.942 --> 00:18:39.770 Oh, my God. My parents still don't know. I mean... 422 00:18:39.814 --> 00:18:41.598 -What? -I had girlfriends right up until after college. 423 00:18:41.642 --> 00:18:43.774 -They-they have no idea. -No. 424 00:18:44.775 --> 00:18:46.690 Why haven't you told them? 425 00:18:46.734 --> 00:18:48.779 Uh... Um... 426 00:18:48.823 --> 00:18:50.781 Because it took a long time 427 00:18:50.825 --> 00:18:54.089 for me to accept it myself, and... 428 00:18:54.133 --> 00:18:57.092 I think it will be tough for them. 429 00:18:58.267 --> 00:19:01.009 And I don't think I'm ready to tell them. I... 430 00:19:01.052 --> 00:19:03.011 I don't know. 431 00:19:31.387 --> 00:19:36.436 ♪ Where the sun never goes out 432 00:19:36.479 --> 00:19:40.962 ♪ And the sky is deep and blue 433 00:19:41.005 --> 00:19:42.442 ♪ Won't you take me 434 00:19:42.485 --> 00:19:44.139 This okay? 435 00:19:48.970 --> 00:19:50.711 Yes. 436 00:19:50.754 --> 00:19:52.800 Thank you. 437 00:19:56.195 --> 00:20:00.068 ♪ Ooh, we can begin again... 438 00:20:01.069 --> 00:20:04.812 I changed my outfit seven times before this date. 439 00:20:04.855 --> 00:20:08.119 You always felt like premium cable to my network sitcom. 440 00:20:08.163 --> 00:20:10.557 -Hi. Good to see you. -It's good to see you. 441 00:20:10.600 --> 00:20:13.124 -Hi. -So you must be Michael. 442 00:20:13.168 --> 00:20:15.083 I didn't realize I was in "must be" territory. 443 00:20:15.126 --> 00:20:17.259 You've already met him, Nina. 444 00:20:17.303 --> 00:20:19.305 -Oh, my God. Jock Night. 445 00:20:19.348 --> 00:20:21.176 -Jock Night. -You are the tall dweeb. 446 00:20:21.220 --> 00:20:22.743 Is that what I'm gonna be called? 447 00:20:22.786 --> 00:20:24.701 No, no, no. Isn't this place beautiful? 448 00:20:24.745 --> 00:20:26.355 -Can you believe that she works here? -It's quite stunning. 449 00:20:26.399 --> 00:20:27.443 It really is. It's-it's, uh... 450 00:20:27.487 --> 00:20:29.140 It's an atelier. 451 00:20:29.184 --> 00:20:30.838 Ateli-what? 452 00:20:30.881 --> 00:20:32.448 It's... You know what? It's just a designer showroom. 453 00:20:32.492 --> 00:20:33.971 -Well, it's beautiful. -But Kit can tell you 454 00:20:34.015 --> 00:20:35.495 all about it when he starts working here. 455 00:20:35.538 --> 00:20:37.714 Yeah, we need someone to do some photographs 456 00:20:37.758 --> 00:20:39.325 -for our catalog. -Mm, right. -That'd be cool. 457 00:20:39.368 --> 00:20:40.717 Nina loves to taunt me with 458 00:20:40.761 --> 00:20:42.066 false promises of employment, so... 459 00:20:42.110 --> 00:20:44.155 Can I get anyone a drink? A Diet Coke? 460 00:20:44.199 --> 00:20:46.288 I feel very seen. Thank you. 461 00:20:46.332 --> 00:20:48.290 So, Michael... 462 00:20:48.334 --> 00:20:50.510 -Yes. -What is your whole life story? 463 00:20:50.553 --> 00:20:52.163 One sentence. Tell me everything. 464 00:20:52.207 --> 00:20:53.295 -Uh... -Actually, you know what? 465 00:20:53.339 --> 00:20:54.514 Let's make it fun. 466 00:20:54.557 --> 00:20:55.993 Life story. One word. Go. 467 00:20:56.037 --> 00:20:57.256 Basically... 468 00:20:57.299 --> 00:20:58.996 "Basically." Oh, I like that. 469 00:20:59.040 --> 00:21:00.302 That is fascinating. 470 00:21:00.346 --> 00:21:02.435 -Okay, you. One word. -Impatient. 471 00:21:02.478 --> 00:21:04.306 -That actually makes a lot of sen... -Hold that thought. 472 00:21:04.350 --> 00:21:05.960 Have you seen the black apple? 473 00:21:06.003 --> 00:21:08.310 Well... I don't know what that means. 474 00:21:08.354 --> 00:21:09.703 Come. Come, come, come. He'll find us. 475 00:21:09.746 --> 00:21:11.357 I can't imagine that I have. Okay. 476 00:21:11.400 --> 00:21:13.272 It's, uh... Excuse me. 477 00:21:13.315 --> 00:21:15.709 So, I would say that it-it blurs the lines 478 00:21:15.752 --> 00:21:17.928 between art and produce, 479 00:21:17.972 --> 00:21:21.192 uh, and that it-it hearkens back to the Gilded Age. 480 00:21:21.236 --> 00:21:22.933 There's a certain opulence about it. 481 00:21:22.977 --> 00:21:25.327 That's a very impressive analysis. He's a real pro. 482 00:21:25.371 --> 00:21:26.850 Yeah, well, it reminds us 483 00:21:26.894 --> 00:21:28.591 that sometimes life is just black and white 484 00:21:28.635 --> 00:21:30.767 and that sometimes, uh, an apple is just an apple, 485 00:21:30.811 --> 00:21:32.421 and it's good. 486 00:21:32.465 --> 00:21:34.336 -Is this good? -No, it's terrible. 487 00:21:34.380 --> 00:21:36.338 -It's terrible? -Yes. 488 00:21:36.382 --> 00:21:38.949 Uh, at best, it belongs in a... a high-end doctor's office. 489 00:21:38.993 --> 00:21:40.429 Stop. You're being generous. 490 00:21:40.473 --> 00:21:42.344 I could see this in a low-end dentist's office. 491 00:21:42.388 --> 00:21:44.390 I give you an "A" for effort. Cheers. 492 00:21:44.433 --> 00:21:46.087 -Phew. Thank you. 493 00:21:46.130 --> 00:21:47.523 -I hate that. -You did very well. 494 00:21:47.567 --> 00:21:49.264 Yeah, you should. It's not good at all. 495 00:21:50.265 --> 00:21:52.049 This is the roof garden. 496 00:21:52.093 --> 00:21:54.095 -Oh, my goodness. -Isn't it amazing? 497 00:21:54.138 --> 00:21:56.837 Yeah, look at this. It's beautiful. 498 00:21:57.794 --> 00:21:59.840 They all really like you, by the way. 499 00:21:59.883 --> 00:22:01.668 I feel like Nina hates me. 500 00:22:01.711 --> 00:22:03.322 No, no. If she didn't like you, 501 00:22:03.365 --> 00:22:04.671 she'd be much more accommodating. 502 00:22:04.714 --> 00:22:06.020 I promise. 503 00:22:06.063 --> 00:22:07.935 Oh, that's good to know. 504 00:22:17.292 --> 00:22:18.859 I love this city. 505 00:22:20.426 --> 00:22:21.949 Thank you for coming tonight. 506 00:22:21.992 --> 00:22:23.603 Thank you for having me. 507 00:22:23.646 --> 00:22:26.301 It's a pleasure to have you as my date. 508 00:22:27.520 --> 00:22:31.524 So, um, shall we go to your place tonight? 509 00:22:31.567 --> 00:22:33.482 The last bus is in like half an hour. 510 00:22:33.526 --> 00:22:34.875 I don't even know if we... 511 00:22:34.918 --> 00:22:36.398 Come on. We could make that, easy. 512 00:22:36.442 --> 00:22:37.878 -It'd be fun. -Clearly, you've never been 513 00:22:37.921 --> 00:22:39.619 to Port Authority on a Friday night. 514 00:22:39.662 --> 00:22:41.185 Is there a reason you don't want me to see your place? 515 00:22:41.229 --> 00:22:42.970 I mean, at first, it was paint fumes, 516 00:22:43.013 --> 00:22:45.276 and now you hiding a dead body or something? I... 517 00:22:45.320 --> 00:22:46.887 No. No. There's no... 518 00:22:46.930 --> 00:22:48.323 -That's ridiculous. -Mm-hmm. 519 00:22:48.367 --> 00:22:49.716 The whole idea that I wouldn't want you 520 00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:51.065 to see my place, that's ridiculous. 521 00:22:51.108 --> 00:22:52.936 Okay, then. So? 522 00:22:52.980 --> 00:22:55.374 Okay. 523 00:22:55.417 --> 00:22:57.463 Fine. We'll go to my place. 524 00:22:57.506 --> 00:22:59.029 If that's what you want. 525 00:22:59.073 --> 00:23:01.162 -Oh, it's what I want, Michael. -Okay, then. 526 00:23:01.205 --> 00:23:02.729 -That's what we'll do. -Mm-hmm. 527 00:23:03.730 --> 00:23:05.645 -We'll go to my place. -Mm-hmm. 528 00:23:06.994 --> 00:23:08.387 -Now? -Yeah. 529 00:23:08.430 --> 00:23:10.040 Let's go. 530 00:23:11.520 --> 00:23:13.000 -All right. -Come on. 531 00:23:13.043 --> 00:23:14.784 Let's go. 532 00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:19.876 And this is the hallway. Just... 533 00:23:20.921 --> 00:23:22.575 Eggshell white on the... 534 00:23:22.618 --> 00:23:24.272 -the wall. -That's a lovely color. 535 00:23:24.315 --> 00:23:27.318 And, um, here's my door. 536 00:23:27.362 --> 00:23:31.410 This is just your-your... all-American, typical door. 537 00:23:32.846 --> 00:23:36.415 And so, um, I guess I'll just open the door 538 00:23:36.458 --> 00:23:38.808 and we can go inside. 539 00:23:38.852 --> 00:23:41.463 Yep. That's-that's usually how it works, Michael. 540 00:23:41.507 --> 00:23:43.987 Before we go in, I want to remind you 541 00:23:44.031 --> 00:23:47.643 that your friends said that they really like me. 542 00:23:47.687 --> 00:23:49.297 Oh, Jesus. Just open the door. 543 00:23:49.340 --> 00:23:50.907 Okay. 544 00:23:51.952 --> 00:23:54.998 -I mean, I'm just a person like everybody. - 545 00:23:55.042 --> 00:23:57.348 Come on. Let me see your apartment. 546 00:23:58.698 --> 00:24:00.482 Come on. 547 00:24:00.526 --> 00:24:01.657 Okay. 548 00:24:04.486 --> 00:24:07.315 Okay. So, um... 549 00:24:07.358 --> 00:24:10.971 this-this is where I live. 550 00:24:11.014 --> 00:24:12.929 My apartment. 551 00:24:12.973 --> 00:24:15.889 ♪ 552 00:24:15.932 --> 00:24:17.456 Home sweet home. 553 00:24:29.380 --> 00:24:31.600 Okay. Um... 554 00:24:32.862 --> 00:24:34.385 -Oh, you don't want to... -Oh, my God. 555 00:24:34.429 --> 00:24:36.039 -They're in here, too. -...go in the bedroom. 556 00:24:47.094 --> 00:24:48.878 Oh, Papa. 557 00:24:56.582 --> 00:24:58.627 What is this, Michael? 558 00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:01.369 They're Smurfs. 559 00:25:01.412 --> 00:25:03.937 Yes, I... I can see that. 560 00:25:03.980 --> 00:25:06.287 Is it... Is it a fetish? 561 00:25:06.330 --> 00:25:07.941 Oh, God, no. This is not a fetish. 562 00:25:07.984 --> 00:25:09.464 No, this is, uh... 563 00:25:09.508 --> 00:25:10.813 I guess it's a hobby. 564 00:25:10.857 --> 00:25:12.554 Or, uh, maybe it's a passion. 565 00:25:12.598 --> 00:25:15.296 Uh, I started collecting these when I was ten. 566 00:25:15.339 --> 00:25:17.037 It was my friend Linda Swzedo's fault. 567 00:25:17.080 --> 00:25:18.473 She got me into them. 568 00:25:18.517 --> 00:25:20.301 She was totally obsessed with them, 569 00:25:20.344 --> 00:25:21.998 and then I became obsessed, too. 570 00:25:22.042 --> 00:25:25.480 Uh, my mother would take me to Gift Expressions 571 00:25:25.524 --> 00:25:28.222 every Sunday after I helped her grocery shop, 572 00:25:28.265 --> 00:25:32.705 and she would buy me a Smurf figurine as-as a reward. 573 00:25:32.748 --> 00:25:34.576 My favorite was Vanity Smurf, 574 00:25:34.620 --> 00:25:36.970 who I now realize was a total closet case. 575 00:25:37.013 --> 00:25:39.059 Like I was. And then... 576 00:25:39.102 --> 00:25:40.669 I don't know, after my mom died, 577 00:25:40.713 --> 00:25:43.106 I did take a ten-year Smurf sabbatical. 578 00:25:43.150 --> 00:25:44.717 But along came eBay, 579 00:25:44.760 --> 00:25:47.154 and then I just kind of... all hell broke loose. 580 00:25:47.197 --> 00:25:49.852 I started going to toy shows, and I went to flea markets. 581 00:25:49.896 --> 00:25:51.680 I was buying and selling and trad... 582 00:25:51.724 --> 00:25:54.117 And I-I really can't defend this. 583 00:25:56.467 --> 00:25:57.904 Yeah. 584 00:25:58.905 --> 00:26:02.343 I think that they take me back in time. 585 00:26:02.386 --> 00:26:05.999 You know, like... 586 00:26:06.042 --> 00:26:08.001 to before my mom died. 587 00:26:08.044 --> 00:26:10.525 -When... 588 00:26:12.179 --> 00:26:14.181 When things were easier. 589 00:26:15.138 --> 00:26:18.489 I think that you can imagine why I was a little hesitant 590 00:26:18.533 --> 00:26:20.491 to bring you to my apartment. 591 00:26:24.757 --> 00:26:26.585 Say something. 592 00:26:27.673 --> 00:26:30.284 I, uh... 593 00:26:35.681 --> 00:26:37.770 I fooled around with someone. 594 00:26:37.813 --> 00:26:40.076 At the gym last week. 595 00:26:42.601 --> 00:26:44.080 I know that you and I have never had 596 00:26:44.124 --> 00:26:46.648 the "exclusive" conversation, and-and-and... 597 00:26:46.692 --> 00:26:49.259 I don't know. I, um... 598 00:26:49.303 --> 00:26:51.261 I feel guilty about it. 599 00:26:51.305 --> 00:26:53.655 Why are you telling me this? 600 00:26:53.699 --> 00:26:55.657 Because I feel guilty about it. 601 00:26:55.701 --> 00:26:58.355 And that's new for me, Michael. 602 00:26:58.399 --> 00:27:00.662 You know, I've never actually had a real relationship before. 603 00:27:00.706 --> 00:27:02.490 A... a-a boyfriend. 604 00:27:02.533 --> 00:27:05.449 Uh, just a lot of casual hookups. 605 00:27:05.493 --> 00:27:08.409 And, you know, I don't usually want more than that, but... 606 00:27:08.452 --> 00:27:11.107 If-if someone gets too attached, 607 00:27:11.151 --> 00:27:15.546 I-I get out of there, and-and-and this... 608 00:27:15.590 --> 00:27:18.114 you... 609 00:27:18.158 --> 00:27:20.421 it scares me. 610 00:27:29.560 --> 00:27:31.127 You scare me, too. 611 00:27:32.389 --> 00:27:34.740 I think you're very cool. 612 00:27:34.783 --> 00:27:37.394 I think your friends are very cool. 613 00:27:37.438 --> 00:27:39.701 And I now know that you go to the gym 614 00:27:39.745 --> 00:27:42.965 for things other than weight lifting and treadmill. 615 00:27:43.009 --> 00:27:46.055 And I'm worried that 616 00:27:46.099 --> 00:27:49.015 I'm going to fall in love with you 617 00:27:49.058 --> 00:27:51.321 and you're going to break my heart. 618 00:27:53.280 --> 00:27:55.412 That scares me. 619 00:27:57.501 --> 00:27:59.460 I guess we scare each other. 620 00:27:59.503 --> 00:28:01.549 I guess we do. 621 00:28:03.986 --> 00:28:06.597 MICHAEL: Smurfgate almost derailed us, 622 00:28:06.641 --> 00:28:09.165 but by Christmas, we were back on track. 623 00:28:10.645 --> 00:28:12.386 -Merry Christmas. 624 00:28:14.910 --> 00:28:16.695 KIT: How old is this thing? 625 00:28:16.738 --> 00:28:18.871 1960s. So, I mean, it's not exactly your childhood, 626 00:28:18.914 --> 00:28:20.481 -but you know... 627 00:28:20.524 --> 00:28:21.830 It's got the... it's got the wand and the cups 628 00:28:21.874 --> 00:28:23.745 and the lady that you saw in half. 629 00:28:23.789 --> 00:28:25.051 Um, where did you get it? 630 00:28:25.094 --> 00:28:27.270 Oh, you could buy anything on eBay. 631 00:28:27.314 --> 00:28:28.837 It's really special, Mike. 632 00:28:28.881 --> 00:28:30.578 You'll be happy to know that I was able to resist 633 00:28:30.621 --> 00:28:33.276 a super rare Christmas Carol Smurf that was $300. 634 00:28:33.320 --> 00:28:34.625 Oh, must have taken a lot of self-control. 635 00:28:34.669 --> 00:28:36.758 -It did. 636 00:28:36.802 --> 00:28:38.368 -I love it. -Good. 637 00:28:38.412 --> 00:28:39.761 Thank you. 638 00:28:42.938 --> 00:28:45.245 -I got you something. -You did? 639 00:28:45.288 --> 00:28:46.899 Stand up. 640 00:28:46.942 --> 00:28:48.770 Not as good as yours. 641 00:28:51.947 --> 00:28:53.470 Close your eyes. 642 00:28:53.514 --> 00:28:55.255 -Close your eyes. -Okay. 643 00:28:55.298 --> 00:28:57.039 -You better be very careful. -I'm gonna be very careful. 644 00:28:57.083 --> 00:28:58.649 -I don't like this at all. -You're very important to me. 645 00:28:58.693 --> 00:29:00.173 I just don't like walking blind like this. 646 00:29:00.216 --> 00:29:02.088 Well, okay, I think we've gotten to the point in 647 00:29:02.131 --> 00:29:03.959 our relationship where you can trust me a month and a half in. 648 00:29:04.003 --> 00:29:05.613 I-I do. I just... I hate a stubbed toe. 649 00:29:05.656 --> 00:29:06.875 Ooh, your shoulders feel great. 650 00:29:06.919 --> 00:29:09.051 -Oh, thank you. -Mm. 651 00:29:09.095 --> 00:29:10.270 -Okay. -Okay. 652 00:29:10.313 --> 00:29:11.445 Now, you just stay there. 653 00:29:11.488 --> 00:29:13.229 -Okay. -Okay. 654 00:29:14.230 --> 00:29:16.102 -Okay. -Oh, God. 655 00:29:16.145 --> 00:29:18.234 -Am I going back in the closet? -Oh, they wouldn't accept you. 656 00:29:18.278 --> 00:29:21.237 : That's mean. 657 00:29:21.281 --> 00:29:23.892 -Okay. And... -Okay. 658 00:29:23.936 --> 00:29:27.113 Open your eyes. Ta-da! 659 00:29:27.156 --> 00:29:30.116 Your very own closet space. 660 00:29:30.159 --> 00:29:32.335 -Did you... Did you make that? -I did. 661 00:29:32.379 --> 00:29:34.424 You can put your sleep shorts here. 662 00:29:34.468 --> 00:29:37.993 And you can hang your pants on a hanger. 663 00:29:38.037 --> 00:29:39.778 Put them here. 664 00:29:39.821 --> 00:29:41.867 And your wallet and your keys in the sundries box. 665 00:29:41.910 --> 00:29:44.130 That's where the sundries go. 666 00:29:44.173 --> 00:29:45.305 Merry Christmas. 667 00:29:48.569 --> 00:29:50.701 -You're staring at me. -Yes. 668 00:29:53.400 --> 00:29:55.402 -I love... -Love you. 669 00:29:55.445 --> 00:29:56.838 -What the hell? -Oh. 670 00:29:56.882 --> 00:29:58.753 -That was my line. -Well, you hesitated. 671 00:29:58.797 --> 00:29:59.885 -You snooze, you lose. -No. 672 00:29:59.928 --> 00:30:01.234 -I did not hesitate. -You did. 673 00:30:01.277 --> 00:30:02.583 I was giving the words room to breathe. 674 00:30:02.626 --> 00:30:04.193 Well, let the record show I said it first. 675 00:30:04.237 --> 00:30:05.847 Kit, at the very least, 676 00:30:05.891 --> 00:30:07.588 we-we've said it at the same time. 677 00:30:07.631 --> 00:30:08.502 That's not what the record shows. 678 00:30:08.545 --> 00:30:09.851 I love you. 679 00:30:10.983 --> 00:30:12.811 I love you, too. 680 00:30:16.727 --> 00:30:18.120 WOMAN : Dr. Patel to CCU. 681 00:30:18.164 --> 00:30:20.296 Dr. Patel to CCU. 682 00:30:20.340 --> 00:30:22.037 MICHAEL: Don't worry. 683 00:30:22.081 --> 00:30:23.865 We're not at the bad part yet. 684 00:30:23.909 --> 00:30:25.562 -How's he doing? -Good. 685 00:30:25.606 --> 00:30:26.999 He's been dozing in and out. 686 00:30:27.042 --> 00:30:28.870 Are you family? 687 00:30:28.914 --> 00:30:30.176 Oh, uh, no. I'm his boyfriend. 688 00:30:34.136 --> 00:30:35.964 Oh, God. 689 00:30:37.226 --> 00:30:38.880 -Are you gonna get that? -It's his mother. 690 00:30:38.924 --> 00:30:40.882 He told me to call her and tell her not to come. 691 00:30:40.926 --> 00:30:42.057 I've never even met the woman. 692 00:30:42.101 --> 00:30:43.624 Oh. 693 00:30:43.667 --> 00:30:45.582 Hello? 694 00:30:45.626 --> 00:30:47.758 Hi, Mrs. Cowan. 695 00:30:47.802 --> 00:30:49.760 Yes, this is Michael. 696 00:30:49.804 --> 00:30:51.632 Ausiello. 697 00:30:51.675 --> 00:30:53.503 Yes, Kit's doing fine. 698 00:30:53.547 --> 00:30:56.419 Apparently, it was appendicitis, but he's doing really well now. 699 00:30:56.463 --> 00:30:59.988 Yes, he told me to tell you there's no need for you to come. 700 00:31:00.032 --> 00:31:02.512 On 10th Avenue. 701 00:31:02.556 --> 00:31:04.863 Between 58th and 59th. 702 00:31:06.038 --> 00:31:08.257 I'll tell him you're coming. 703 00:31:08.301 --> 00:31:09.606 Oh, shit. 704 00:31:10.956 --> 00:31:12.783 I'll be back. 705 00:31:14.742 --> 00:31:16.135 Hey. 706 00:31:16.178 --> 00:31:17.484 How are you feeling? 707 00:31:17.527 --> 00:31:19.399 Is she coming? 708 00:31:19.442 --> 00:31:20.574 They're driving overnight. 709 00:31:20.617 --> 00:31:22.010 -Overnight? -Yeah. 710 00:31:23.055 --> 00:31:24.839 I need you to do me a favor. 711 00:31:24.883 --> 00:31:26.754 -They stay with me when they come. -Mm. 712 00:31:26.797 --> 00:31:29.235 I need you to go to my apartment and clean up. 713 00:31:29.278 --> 00:31:32.194 What do you want? You mean like make the bed? 714 00:31:32.238 --> 00:31:35.067 No, I need you to hide anything that looks... gay. 715 00:31:35.110 --> 00:31:38.679 You want me to de-gay your apartment? 716 00:31:38.722 --> 00:31:40.376 Yes, de-gay my apartment. 717 00:31:40.420 --> 00:31:42.117 My art books, some of my prints, 718 00:31:42.161 --> 00:31:44.424 any suspect clothing lying around. 719 00:31:44.467 --> 00:31:47.557 And you should probably take down my Christmas gift to you. 720 00:31:50.038 --> 00:31:51.518 Okay. 721 00:31:57.916 --> 00:31:59.395 You're a big baby. 722 00:32:09.188 --> 00:32:11.233 Could be a tell. 723 00:32:15.716 --> 00:32:17.500 Yeah, cover it. 724 00:32:22.679 --> 00:32:24.725 ♪ This is a call 725 00:32:24.768 --> 00:32:26.422 ♪ A call to all 726 00:32:26.466 --> 00:32:28.424 ♪ It goes out to... 727 00:32:28.468 --> 00:32:30.774 I don't know what to do with this. 728 00:32:30.818 --> 00:32:32.037 Put it there. 729 00:32:34.865 --> 00:32:36.737 Yeah, that's not good. 730 00:32:36.780 --> 00:32:38.913 ♪ Maybe once a week on Mondays 731 00:32:38.957 --> 00:32:41.263 ♪ You should've seen 732 00:32:41.307 --> 00:32:43.265 ♪ What I've seen 733 00:32:43.309 --> 00:32:44.875 ♪ She doubles up 734 00:32:44.919 --> 00:32:47.356 ♪ And comes back Sunday 735 00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:49.445 ♪ And she will come 736 00:32:49.489 --> 00:32:51.752 ♪ Into your heart... 737 00:32:51.795 --> 00:32:54.233 KIRBY: What's gay about this sweater? 738 00:32:56.757 --> 00:32:58.802 ♪ 739 00:33:05.157 --> 00:33:06.462 I'm sorry. 740 00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:12.120 Mom, what are you doing? 741 00:33:12.164 --> 00:33:13.817 Stop creating problems just to fix them. 742 00:33:13.861 --> 00:33:15.471 It-it is cold outside. 743 00:33:15.515 --> 00:33:17.082 That thing won't keep you warm. 744 00:33:17.125 --> 00:33:18.822 I'm not... I'm not going onto the streets of New York 745 00:33:18.866 --> 00:33:20.389 wearing a stolen hospital blanket. 746 00:33:20.433 --> 00:33:21.738 -Yes, you are. -You'll get me arrested, woman. 747 00:33:21.782 --> 00:33:23.349 Yes, you are. No one will notice. 748 00:33:23.392 --> 00:33:24.437 -Okay, there, there, there, there. -There it is. 749 00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:25.655 Hey. 750 00:33:25.699 --> 00:33:27.483 -Hey. -Um, did you... 751 00:33:28.484 --> 00:33:30.660 Uh, Mom, this is my friend, Michael. 752 00:33:30.704 --> 00:33:32.314 Mike. Uh, you spoke on the phone. 753 00:33:32.358 --> 00:33:34.621 -Ah. -Mike, this is my mother Marilyn. 754 00:33:34.664 --> 00:33:36.362 -Nice to meet you. -Nice-nice to meet you. 755 00:33:36.405 --> 00:33:38.103 Watch out. She's in quite a mood. 756 00:33:39.669 --> 00:33:41.584 Oh, we're just waiting for the wheelchair, 757 00:33:41.628 --> 00:33:44.022 -and then we're getting out of here. -Sure. 758 00:33:44.065 --> 00:33:45.327 How-how are you? 759 00:33:45.371 --> 00:33:48.287 Sore. But, you know, Vicodin is tasty. 760 00:33:48.330 --> 00:33:50.289 Got the extra strength, baby. 761 00:33:50.332 --> 00:33:52.552 So, uh, uh, Mrs. Cowan, how was the drive in? 762 00:33:52.595 --> 00:33:55.468 Terrible. I wanted to take the first bus from Kutztown, 763 00:33:55.511 --> 00:33:58.949 but, oh, no... oh, no, your father wanted to drive. 764 00:33:58.993 --> 00:34:00.734 He was absolutely insistent. 765 00:34:00.777 --> 00:34:02.866 And, of course, he got completely lost. 766 00:34:02.910 --> 00:34:06.435 We were practically in Buffalo when he had to turn back around. 767 00:34:06.479 --> 00:34:08.220 Well, I hear they have 768 00:34:08.263 --> 00:34:10.004 some good wings up in Buffalo. 769 00:34:12.354 --> 00:34:14.617 Wings? What do you mean, "wings"? 770 00:34:15.618 --> 00:34:17.490 It's Buffalo wing... chicken wings. 771 00:34:18.491 --> 00:34:20.493 Chicken wings? Chicken wing... I love chicken wings. 772 00:34:20.536 --> 00:34:22.930 Yeah, I... you know, I was just referencing Buffalo wings. 773 00:34:22.973 --> 00:34:25.585 That was good. Love that. 774 00:34:25.628 --> 00:34:27.935 So, um, uh, wh-where is Bob? 775 00:34:27.978 --> 00:34:30.459 Bob? You mean my husband? 776 00:34:30.503 --> 00:34:31.982 Oh, uh, y-yes. 777 00:34:32.026 --> 00:34:33.941 I'm sorry. Where's Mr. Cowan? 778 00:34:33.984 --> 00:34:35.943 He's, um, parking the car. I warn you right now, 779 00:34:35.986 --> 00:34:37.640 -he is in a terrible mood. -Yeah. 780 00:34:37.684 --> 00:34:39.033 My dad hates the city with a passion. 781 00:34:39.077 --> 00:34:40.774 Bob. Here we are. 782 00:34:40.817 --> 00:34:42.645 -Ah, there's my ride. -Christ. 783 00:34:42.689 --> 00:34:45.300 Do you realize how expensive it is to park in this town? 784 00:34:45.344 --> 00:34:46.997 It is astronomical. 785 00:34:47.041 --> 00:34:48.303 -Hi, Dad. -Yeah, yeah, yeah... 786 00:34:48.347 --> 00:34:49.522 -Hello, Frog Legs. -Hi. 787 00:34:49.565 --> 00:34:51.001 -How are you, lad? -I'm good. 788 00:34:51.045 --> 00:34:52.873 Dad, this is, uh... this is my friend, Mike. 789 00:34:52.916 --> 00:34:54.266 -Hi. -Hi. Bob Cowan. 790 00:34:54.309 --> 00:34:55.963 -Nice to meet you, Mark. -Good... It's, uh, 791 00:34:56.006 --> 00:34:57.530 Michael Ausiello. It's good to meet you, too, though. 792 00:34:57.573 --> 00:34:59.140 -Michael. Sorry. Yeah. -Very good to meet you. 793 00:34:59.184 --> 00:35:00.272 It's so good to meet a friend of Kit's, you know. 794 00:35:00.315 --> 00:35:01.708 -Oh, absolutely. -Yeah. Yeah. 795 00:35:01.751 --> 00:35:03.318 And his dad. It's good to meet his dad. 796 00:35:03.362 --> 00:35:04.580 -Yeah. -Bob, will you bring the car around? 797 00:35:04.624 --> 00:35:06.016 -We're-we're leaving. -What?! 798 00:35:06.060 --> 00:35:08.149 Christ, I... Are you kidding, Marilyn? 799 00:35:08.193 --> 00:35:09.498 Bob, get the car. Get the car, Bob. 800 00:35:09.542 --> 00:35:10.804 -I just parked the... -Get the car. 801 00:35:10.847 --> 00:35:13.111 -I... I just... 802 00:35:13.154 --> 00:35:15.156 -Marilyn. -God. 803 00:35:15.200 --> 00:35:16.897 -I can't believe you walked up all those stairs. -Okay. 804 00:35:16.940 --> 00:35:18.333 -We're right at the front door, though. -This is... 805 00:35:18.377 --> 00:35:19.856 You need an elevator in this building, 806 00:35:19.900 --> 00:35:21.293 -for goodness' sake. -Geez, now, take it easy. 807 00:35:21.336 --> 00:35:23.730 -Too much... Too many steps. -Hey, Kirby. 808 00:35:23.773 --> 00:35:25.035 KIRBY: Hey. 809 00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:26.820 Uh, you know my mom and dad. 810 00:35:26.863 --> 00:35:28.169 MARILYN: Hi, Kirby. 811 00:35:28.213 --> 00:35:30.867 And this is my friend, Mike. 812 00:35:30.911 --> 00:35:33.174 -Kirby. -Right. 813 00:35:33.218 --> 00:35:35.263 -You know, I'm gonna run to the restroom. My... -Are you okay? 814 00:35:35.307 --> 00:35:37.613 Yeah, I'm fine. I just need to use the... you know. 815 00:35:39.746 --> 00:35:41.400 MARILYN: Two flights of stairs. 816 00:35:41.443 --> 00:35:42.662 -Honestly. 817 00:35:54.108 --> 00:35:56.066 He seems to be moving around pretty well, 818 00:35:56.110 --> 00:35:58.199 con-considering. 819 00:35:58.243 --> 00:36:00.114 Yeah. 820 00:36:03.900 --> 00:36:06.251 So, you-you... you live in the building? 821 00:36:06.294 --> 00:36:08.992 Uh, no, actually, I... I-I live in Jersey. 822 00:36:09.036 --> 00:36:10.472 Oh. 823 00:36:10.516 --> 00:36:13.301 But y-you work close by? 824 00:36:13.345 --> 00:36:15.738 Uh, well, not that close. I-I work in Midtown. 825 00:36:15.782 --> 00:36:17.740 Oh. 826 00:36:20.265 --> 00:36:22.571 So, um, Mike? 827 00:36:22.615 --> 00:36:23.920 Yes. 828 00:36:23.964 --> 00:36:25.531 What do you do? 829 00:36:25.574 --> 00:36:28.229 Uh, well, I'm a journalist. I-I write about TV. 830 00:36:28.273 --> 00:36:29.796 -Ah. -Oh. -Yeah. 831 00:36:29.839 --> 00:36:31.450 MARILYN: How nice. 832 00:36:32.842 --> 00:36:34.975 Do... Do you watch TV? 833 00:36:35.018 --> 00:36:36.455 Yes. 834 00:36:36.498 --> 00:36:38.457 -Koppel. -Koppel? 835 00:36:38.500 --> 00:36:39.849 Nightline. 836 00:36:39.893 --> 00:36:41.111 -Oh, sure. Ted. Yeah. -Yeah. 837 00:36:41.155 --> 00:36:42.591 Do you write about him? 838 00:36:43.549 --> 00:36:44.680 About Koppel? 839 00:36:44.724 --> 00:36:46.378 -Mm-hmm. -Um, no, I don't... 840 00:36:46.421 --> 00:36:48.336 I don't think I've written anything about Ted Koppel. 841 00:36:48.380 --> 00:36:50.469 -No? Maybe you should. -I think you should. 842 00:36:50.512 --> 00:36:52.688 He's not gonna write about Ted Koppel, guys. 843 00:36:52.732 --> 00:36:54.734 -He writes about big TV shows. -Oh. 844 00:36:54.777 --> 00:36:56.083 Okay. 845 00:36:56.126 --> 00:36:57.954 Mike, did you want to... Did you... 846 00:36:57.998 --> 00:36:59.347 Yeah. What if I... What do you... 847 00:36:59.391 --> 00:37:00.522 Why don't I go get some lunch or something? 848 00:37:00.566 --> 00:37:02.220 You must be famished. 849 00:37:02.263 --> 00:37:04.439 No. No. No, no, no, no, no, I've got that covered. 850 00:37:04.483 --> 00:37:07.877 I, um... I made Kit's favorite chicken soup. 851 00:37:07.921 --> 00:37:08.965 All in the duffel. 852 00:37:09.009 --> 00:37:10.706 Oh. 853 00:37:10.750 --> 00:37:12.708 Thanks. 854 00:37:12.752 --> 00:37:15.668 I guess there's really nothing for me to go get. 855 00:37:15.711 --> 00:37:16.799 Mm-hmm. 856 00:37:16.843 --> 00:37:18.323 : Yeah. 857 00:37:18.366 --> 00:37:20.716 How do you guys know each other? 858 00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:22.457 KIT: Um... hmm. 859 00:37:22.501 --> 00:37:24.546 I'm gonna put the... I'll put that chicken soup 860 00:37:24.590 --> 00:37:25.678 in the... in the fridge. 861 00:37:25.721 --> 00:37:27.027 -Yeah. -Okay. 862 00:37:27.070 --> 00:37:29.072 Here we go. I'll be back. 863 00:37:31.074 --> 00:37:32.772 -We met at a bar. -Really? 864 00:37:32.815 --> 00:37:33.990 You met at a bar? 865 00:37:34.034 --> 00:37:35.557 -Yeah. -I get that. 866 00:37:35.601 --> 00:37:38.995 It's two guys out, catting around. 867 00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:40.432 Meeting chicks. 868 00:37:40.475 --> 00:37:42.477 You know, a wingman needs a wingman. 869 00:37:42.521 --> 00:37:44.218 -Am I right, Kitty? -Uh-huh. 870 00:37:45.263 --> 00:37:47.221 : Oh, my God. 871 00:37:47.265 --> 00:37:50.093 Um, Bob and I are gonna sleep on the futon, 872 00:37:50.137 --> 00:37:53.183 so, um, wh-where are the sheets? 873 00:37:53.227 --> 00:37:54.968 -Uh, they're down the hall. -You know what, I'll-I'll go... 874 00:37:55.011 --> 00:37:56.796 I'll get the sheets for you. 875 00:38:01.583 --> 00:38:04.847 So, your friend from the bar knows where your sheets are? 876 00:38:04.891 --> 00:38:08.068 Yeah, he's-he's crashed here a few times on the futon, 877 00:38:08.111 --> 00:38:10.331 so he knows where the sheets are. 878 00:38:10.375 --> 00:38:12.333 A friend? 879 00:38:12.377 --> 00:38:14.030 KIT: Yeah. A friend. 880 00:38:14.074 --> 00:38:15.423 MARILYN: Just a friend? 881 00:38:15.467 --> 00:38:17.295 Yes, Mom. Just a friend. 882 00:38:19.384 --> 00:38:21.821 What is going on here? Who-who is this guy? 883 00:38:21.864 --> 00:38:24.563 What's happening? Are... Why is he still here? 884 00:38:24.606 --> 00:38:26.652 I don't understand. You are acting so weird, 885 00:38:26.695 --> 00:38:28.306 and you don't even look us in the fa... 886 00:38:28.349 --> 00:38:31.396 -You're acting so weird. -He's my boyfriend, Mom. 887 00:38:32.397 --> 00:38:34.094 -Your boyfriend? -Yes. 888 00:38:35.095 --> 00:38:36.618 I'm... 889 00:38:37.967 --> 00:38:40.187 I'm gay. 890 00:38:41.144 --> 00:38:43.277 I'm gay, too. 891 00:38:44.278 --> 00:38:46.149 I am also gay. 892 00:38:48.238 --> 00:38:49.544 I am. 893 00:38:49.588 --> 00:38:51.938 MARILYN: Why couldn't you tell me that? 894 00:38:51.981 --> 00:38:54.244 Why did you keep it such a secret? 895 00:38:54.288 --> 00:38:56.508 What, am I some horrible monster? 896 00:38:56.551 --> 00:38:58.161 -You can't say that to me? -No, Mom. 897 00:38:58.205 --> 00:38:59.989 You have to just hide it all the time? 898 00:39:00.033 --> 00:39:01.687 I didn't know how to tell you. 899 00:39:01.730 --> 00:39:03.428 -I didn't know how you'd react. -I don't understand 900 00:39:03.471 --> 00:39:05.212 -why you would do that. -It's not an easy thing to... 901 00:39:05.255 --> 00:39:08.084 talk about. It's not just easy to... 902 00:39:10.043 --> 00:39:11.436 BOB: I think it's great, Kit. 903 00:39:12.524 --> 00:39:14.700 I think it's great that you gays... 904 00:39:14.743 --> 00:39:17.659 that you guys have each other and-and, uh... 905 00:39:18.660 --> 00:39:21.054 We may not look like it, but we are actually 906 00:39:21.097 --> 00:39:24.666 kind of hip, your mother and I, and, uh... 907 00:39:24.710 --> 00:39:26.755 We were gonna go to Woodstock, you know. 908 00:39:26.799 --> 00:39:28.278 Oh, yeah. 909 00:39:29.279 --> 00:39:31.456 We had the tickets, but we-we didn't go. 910 00:39:32.457 --> 00:39:34.197 I just don't know why you wouldn't tell me. 911 00:39:34.241 --> 00:39:36.548 I-I call you all the time. I say, "How are you doing? 912 00:39:36.591 --> 00:39:38.332 What's new? Who are you seeing?" 913 00:39:38.376 --> 00:39:39.681 You could've just said, "You know what," 914 00:39:39.725 --> 00:39:40.943 -a long time ago. -It's hard, Marilyn. 915 00:39:40.987 --> 00:39:42.380 It's-it's-it's hard. 916 00:39:42.423 --> 00:39:43.859 Like I'm an outsider or something. 917 00:39:43.903 --> 00:39:45.383 Hello, Mike. 918 00:39:45.426 --> 00:39:47.167 Gosh, good to meet you. 919 00:39:47.210 --> 00:39:49.865 It's... it's nice to meet you, too, Marilyn. 920 00:39:49.909 --> 00:39:51.258 Oh, my God. 921 00:39:53.652 --> 00:39:55.610 It wasn't long after Bob and Marilyn 922 00:39:55.654 --> 00:39:57.569 went back to Millersburg that we moved in 923 00:39:57.612 --> 00:40:00.093 to our first apartment together. 924 00:40:00.136 --> 00:40:01.921 Where should this go? 925 00:40:01.964 --> 00:40:04.706 I don't know. Where should this go? 926 00:40:04.750 --> 00:40:06.055 That's cold as hell. 927 00:40:06.099 --> 00:40:08.318 -That's so moody. -Dusty rusty. 928 00:40:08.362 --> 00:40:10.320 And it even had an outdoor space, 929 00:40:10.364 --> 00:40:12.845 which, by New York standards, made it positively palatial. 930 00:40:14.107 --> 00:40:16.414 -Oh. Uh-oh. -Oh! 931 00:40:26.032 --> 00:40:27.425 -Cheers. -To us. 932 00:40:27.468 --> 00:40:29.514 To us. 933 00:40:38.566 --> 00:40:40.394 ♪ He's alive, of course 934 00:40:44.833 --> 00:40:47.314 Okay. You can come out now. 935 00:40:49.751 --> 00:40:51.187 Ta-da. 936 00:40:51.231 --> 00:40:53.015 Our very first Christmas tree. 937 00:40:53.059 --> 00:40:54.408 Decorated by yours truly. 938 00:40:54.452 --> 00:40:55.801 Uh-huh. Yes. 939 00:40:55.844 --> 00:40:57.106 It's, um... 940 00:40:57.150 --> 00:40:58.543 -What? -A lot of tinsel. 941 00:40:58.586 --> 00:40:59.979 There's tinsel on there, yes. 942 00:41:00.022 --> 00:41:02.285 Uh-huh. And I see, uh, a Smurf or two. 943 00:41:02.329 --> 00:41:04.113 -There are some Smurfs. Yes. -Yes, of course. Yes. 944 00:41:04.157 --> 00:41:06.376 And an entire solar system with a star. 945 00:41:06.420 --> 00:41:08.248 That's a pretty star. 946 00:41:08.291 --> 00:41:09.858 -You hate it. -I don't hate it. 947 00:41:09.902 --> 00:41:11.469 -No, you hate it. -It's very you. 948 00:41:11.512 --> 00:41:13.427 -Come here. Get down here. -What are we doing? 949 00:41:13.471 --> 00:41:15.081 Get under the tree. 950 00:41:15.124 --> 00:41:16.778 Is this part of decorating the tree? 951 00:41:16.822 --> 00:41:18.388 -It's part of my tradition. -Okay. 952 00:41:18.432 --> 00:41:20.390 Every year, when I was young, 953 00:41:20.434 --> 00:41:21.870 I would lay under the tree for hours 954 00:41:21.914 --> 00:41:23.481 listening to my parents moving around, 955 00:41:23.524 --> 00:41:25.483 getting everything ready for the holidays. 956 00:41:26.745 --> 00:41:28.224 -What? -Mike. 957 00:41:28.268 --> 00:41:29.661 What? 958 00:41:29.704 --> 00:41:31.445 Your love of Christmas is ins... 959 00:41:31.489 --> 00:41:33.534 -Inspiring? -Uh... 960 00:41:33.578 --> 00:41:35.101 -Yeah. Yeah, let's... -It's inspiring. 961 00:41:35.144 --> 00:41:36.581 -Let's go with inspiring. -It's inspiring. Yeah. 962 00:41:36.624 --> 00:41:38.670 That's what I thought you were gonna say. 963 00:41:40.802 --> 00:41:42.674 I have this fantasy. 964 00:41:42.717 --> 00:41:44.676 Or it's... maybe it's more like a Christmas wish, 965 00:41:44.719 --> 00:41:47.243 but that, even when I'm older, 966 00:41:47.287 --> 00:41:51.509 I will lie under the tree like this with my partner, 967 00:41:51.552 --> 00:41:53.685 and we'll just take a moment 968 00:41:53.728 --> 00:41:55.991 to appreciate this beauty. 969 00:41:56.035 --> 00:41:58.167 And even though we're old 970 00:41:58.211 --> 00:42:00.213 and it's getting harder to move 971 00:42:00.256 --> 00:42:02.868 and lying under the tree really hurt our backs, 972 00:42:02.911 --> 00:42:06.088 we're still grateful because we have each other. 973 00:42:07.655 --> 00:42:10.092 Well, that's very nice. 974 00:42:10.136 --> 00:42:11.485 -Yeah. 975 00:42:12.442 --> 00:42:14.270 I have an idea. 976 00:42:14.314 --> 00:42:18.579 We're taking the first annual Kit and Mike Christmas photo. 977 00:42:18.623 --> 00:42:20.842 You're not so Scrooge-y after all. 978 00:42:20.886 --> 00:42:22.888 Okay. Ooh! Oh, we've got five seconds. 979 00:42:22.931 --> 00:42:25.020 -Oh, you are a pro. -Oh, yeah. Yes. 980 00:42:27.066 --> 00:42:28.589 -Smile. -I am. 981 00:42:28.633 --> 00:42:30.373 -Christmas! 982 00:42:32.724 --> 00:42:35.204 ♪ Ring-ting-tingling, too 983 00:42:41.863 --> 00:42:43.735 MICHAEL: Years go by pretty quickly 984 00:42:43.778 --> 00:42:45.475 when you count by Christmas trees. 985 00:42:57.749 --> 00:42:59.664 -Michael. -Yes? 986 00:42:59.707 --> 00:43:02.014 You're drinking Diet Coke out of a wineglass. 987 00:43:02.057 --> 00:43:03.406 -That's pretty chic. -Oh, actually, 988 00:43:03.450 --> 00:43:05.321 this is wine in a wineglass, Nina. 989 00:43:05.365 --> 00:43:07.193 Oh, he's already had half a bottle. 990 00:43:07.236 --> 00:43:09.282 -Oh, put a cork in it, Kit. -Is it... Is it a wine pun? 991 00:43:09.325 --> 00:43:11.850 That accidentally was a wine pun. 992 00:43:11.893 --> 00:43:12.981 -Yes, it was. 993 00:43:13.025 --> 00:43:14.896 I'm Nick, by the way. 994 00:43:14.940 --> 00:43:16.681 Uh, Kirby. 995 00:43:16.724 --> 00:43:18.508 Jo. 996 00:43:18.552 --> 00:43:20.510 -Hey. -Hey. 997 00:43:20.554 --> 00:43:22.469 Are you two a couple? 998 00:43:22.512 --> 00:43:23.688 -Yes. -Yeah. 999 00:43:23.731 --> 00:43:25.385 Kirby used to be my roommate. 1000 00:43:25.428 --> 00:43:26.952 Cheers. 1001 00:43:26.995 --> 00:43:28.823 BOTH: Thanks. 1002 00:43:28.867 --> 00:43:32.566 Well, I would like to make a toast 1003 00:43:32.610 --> 00:43:34.612 -to Michael and Kit. -Ooh. 1004 00:43:34.655 --> 00:43:37.179 You guys are such a great couple. 1005 00:43:37.223 --> 00:43:40.574 And you've been a huge inspiration to me. 1006 00:43:40.618 --> 00:43:42.402 -I mean, 13 years. -Oh. 1007 00:43:42.445 --> 00:43:45.231 It's an incredibly long time for any couple to be together 1008 00:43:45.274 --> 00:43:47.494 -but especially for a gay couple. -Mm. 1009 00:43:47.537 --> 00:43:49.670 Right? I mean, in this day and age, it's, um... 1010 00:43:49.714 --> 00:43:51.890 it's a really special thing. 1011 00:43:51.933 --> 00:43:53.543 -I agree. So... -And, um, even though 1012 00:43:53.587 --> 00:43:56.068 Nick and I have only been together for... 1013 00:43:56.111 --> 00:43:57.678 like, a couple weeks now... 1014 00:43:57.722 --> 00:43:59.375 Mm-hmm. Three weeks, if you count texting. 1015 00:43:59.419 --> 00:44:01.334 Right. Three weeks. 1016 00:44:01.377 --> 00:44:04.076 Um, I just... I'm really hoping that we can follow 1017 00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:07.296 in your wonderful example of togetherness. 1018 00:44:13.041 --> 00:44:15.087 Okay, I-I've... Obviously, I've not told him. 1019 00:44:15.130 --> 00:44:16.479 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 1020 00:44:16.523 --> 00:44:18.003 What's wrong? Did I miss something? 1021 00:44:18.046 --> 00:44:19.613 -Yes, you did. -Yeah. 1022 00:44:22.007 --> 00:44:23.573 What brings you here? 1023 00:44:23.617 --> 00:44:26.098 ♪ 1024 00:44:27.142 --> 00:44:28.578 -Oh, um... -You want to say that? 1025 00:44:28.622 --> 00:44:30.406 Yeah. Uh... 1026 00:44:30.450 --> 00:44:34.149 Well, we've... we've been having a few... 1027 00:44:34.193 --> 00:44:36.108 -minor problems. -Problems. Yeah. 1028 00:44:36.151 --> 00:44:40.199 For one thing, our sex life, 1029 00:44:40.242 --> 00:44:43.506 uh, leaves a little to be desired. 1030 00:44:44.682 --> 00:44:46.161 By which Michael means 1031 00:44:46.205 --> 00:44:48.076 his clothes are dead-bolted to his body. 1032 00:44:48.120 --> 00:44:52.080 He was on Grindr during dinner with our friends, 1033 00:44:52.124 --> 00:44:54.082 -and everyone saw. -No one saw. 1034 00:44:54.126 --> 00:44:55.736 I was on it for two seconds. 1035 00:44:55.780 --> 00:44:58.391 Besides, that's our agreement. Looking but no touching. 1036 00:44:58.434 --> 00:44:59.871 MICHAEL: He is never not stoned. 1037 00:44:59.914 --> 00:45:01.350 There's a corner of our bedroom 1038 00:45:01.394 --> 00:45:02.961 that has started to look like the pot version 1039 00:45:03.004 --> 00:45:04.397 of Walter White's meth lab. 1040 00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:05.746 I ask him to join me, but he refuses. 1041 00:45:05.790 --> 00:45:07.182 You might actually enjoy it, Michael. 1042 00:45:07.226 --> 00:45:08.618 He always asks me this, 1043 00:45:08.662 --> 00:45:09.968 and I always tell him the same thing: 1044 00:45:10.011 --> 00:45:11.665 "Thanks, Cherry Garcia. I'm good." 1045 00:45:11.709 --> 00:45:13.145 It's Jerry Garcia, not Cherry Garcia. 1046 00:45:13.188 --> 00:45:14.842 Cherry Garcia is a flavor of ice cream. 1047 00:45:15.843 --> 00:45:17.323 Is that true? 1048 00:45:17.366 --> 00:45:19.107 When I first met him, he only drank Diet Coke, 1049 00:45:19.151 --> 00:45:20.761 and now he drinks a bottle of wine a night. 1050 00:45:20.805 --> 00:45:21.893 It relaxes me. It takes the edge off. 1051 00:45:21.936 --> 00:45:23.764 I think I've earned that. 1052 00:45:23.808 --> 00:45:25.070 By the time we've finished dinner and started Drag Race, 1053 00:45:25.113 --> 00:45:26.985 he's well into his second bottle. 1054 00:45:27.028 --> 00:45:28.987 Drag Raceis only on Mondays. It's a Monday show. 1055 00:45:29.030 --> 00:45:30.336 While I'm doing my bedtime routine, 1056 00:45:30.379 --> 00:45:31.641 he carries on drinking and watching TV. 1057 00:45:31.685 --> 00:45:33.643 What he's not telling you is that 1058 00:45:33.687 --> 00:45:35.428 his bedtime routine lasts 90 minutes. 1059 00:45:35.471 --> 00:45:37.604 -What's he doing? -It's my alone time. 1060 00:45:37.647 --> 00:45:38.648 When Kit and I first started dating, 1061 00:45:38.692 --> 00:45:40.215 he didn't even own a television, 1062 00:45:40.259 --> 00:45:42.435 and now I feel like he watches more than I do. 1063 00:45:42.478 --> 00:45:43.958 How would you know? You're never home. 1064 00:45:44.002 --> 00:45:45.177 He never leaves the office, which is weird. 1065 00:45:45.220 --> 00:45:46.700 And how hard can it possibly be 1066 00:45:46.744 --> 00:45:48.223 to recap an episode of Grey's Anatomy? 1067 00:45:48.267 --> 00:45:50.791 That is a deceptively complex show. 1068 00:45:50.835 --> 00:45:52.010 Have you seen it? 1069 00:45:52.053 --> 00:45:53.794 I-I know of it. 1070 00:45:53.838 --> 00:45:55.665 He has an insane flirtation with Tom Daley. 1071 00:45:55.709 --> 00:45:57.189 The Olympic diver? 1072 00:45:57.232 --> 00:45:58.930 His name's Sebastian, and he's my coworker. 1073 00:46:00.583 --> 00:46:02.150 -Hey, Claire. -Hi, Michael. 1074 00:46:02.194 --> 00:46:04.109 Let me just wrap up these things, then we can... 1075 00:46:04.152 --> 00:46:05.937 I'll do my best. 1076 00:46:10.376 --> 00:46:11.943 ANNOUNCER: Thomas Daley, Great Britain. 1077 00:46:11.986 --> 00:46:13.422 -8.5, 8.5... -They charge by the hour. 1078 00:46:13.466 --> 00:46:14.684 I'm gonna go set up an invoice for them. 1079 00:46:14.728 --> 00:46:16.817 Hey. 1080 00:46:16.861 --> 00:46:19.167 I'm so sorry I missed the reception. How did it go? 1081 00:46:19.211 --> 00:46:21.648 -Yeah. Yeah, it was good. -Stupid cabbie. 1082 00:46:21.691 --> 00:46:23.128 Took the Manhattan Bridge 1083 00:46:23.171 --> 00:46:24.782 when I told him, "Take the tunnel." 1084 00:46:24.825 --> 00:46:26.305 Well, you should've just taken it home, 1085 00:46:26.348 --> 00:46:28.046 because everyone's left already. 1086 00:46:28.089 --> 00:46:29.438 I'm sorry. 1087 00:46:29.482 --> 00:46:31.832 Why don't you go home and unpack, 1088 00:46:31.876 --> 00:46:34.400 and, you know, I'm just gonna stay here. 1089 00:46:34.443 --> 00:46:36.924 -You sure? -Yeah. 1090 00:46:36.968 --> 00:46:38.273 I'll see you at home. 1091 00:46:38.317 --> 00:46:40.406 Okay. I'll see you later. 1092 00:46:40.449 --> 00:46:41.973 Okay, fine. He's Tom Daley's doppelgaänger, 1093 00:46:42.016 --> 00:46:43.844 if you want to be technical about it. 1094 00:46:43.888 --> 00:46:45.498 Are we not supposed to talk to each other, Michael? 1095 00:46:45.541 --> 00:46:46.891 I don't know if that's all you're doing is talking. 1096 00:46:46.934 --> 00:46:48.327 I don't want to talk about this. 1097 00:46:48.370 --> 00:46:49.415 You don't want to talk about anything. 1098 00:46:49.458 --> 00:46:50.851 He never talks about anything. 1099 00:46:50.895 --> 00:46:53.723 You sure? You don't want to talk about it? 1100 00:46:55.769 --> 00:46:57.945 New Jersey police recently arrested a man 1101 00:46:57.989 --> 00:47:00.774 for bringing a doughnut filled with Xanax pills 1102 00:47:00.818 --> 00:47:02.558 to a local high school student... 1103 00:47:02.602 --> 00:47:03.995 Hey, you're still up. 1104 00:47:08.303 --> 00:47:10.349 Must have had a lot of cleaning up to do. 1105 00:47:10.392 --> 00:47:11.872 Yeah. 1106 00:47:11.916 --> 00:47:14.092 Then a few of us went out for a bite to eat after. 1107 00:47:14.135 --> 00:47:16.398 Who all went? 1108 00:47:16.442 --> 00:47:18.661 Just the usual suspects. 1109 00:47:19.967 --> 00:47:22.491 -Was Sebastian there? -Yes. 1110 00:47:22.535 --> 00:47:24.972 He was. Is that a problem? 1111 00:47:27.148 --> 00:47:29.411 I don't know. Is it? 1112 00:47:29.455 --> 00:47:31.022 I work with him, Michael. 1113 00:47:31.065 --> 00:47:32.980 Am I not allowed to go to dinner with a coworker? 1114 00:47:33.024 --> 00:47:35.200 You know what, let me just... Forget it. 1115 00:47:37.028 --> 00:47:39.726 You're just gonna walk off? That's not fair. 1116 00:47:39.769 --> 00:47:41.728 I'm the one that's being blown off, and you're acting hurt 1117 00:47:41.771 --> 00:47:43.382 like you're the victim? How is that fair? 1118 00:47:43.425 --> 00:47:44.905 -I said forget it. It's fine. -No. It's not fine. 1119 00:47:44.949 --> 00:47:46.602 We don't need to talk about this right now. 1120 00:47:46.646 --> 00:47:47.821 We do need to talk about it. There are a lot of things 1121 00:47:47.865 --> 00:47:49.431 -we need to talk about. 1122 00:47:49.475 --> 00:47:50.824 It's not the first time you haven't been there. 1123 00:47:50.868 --> 00:47:52.739 -It's happened a lot. -And I apologize. 1124 00:47:52.782 --> 00:47:55.611 I'm sorry I have deadlines, but my readers depend upon me. 1125 00:47:55.655 --> 00:47:57.352 It's TV, Mike. You're not saving the world. 1126 00:47:57.396 --> 00:47:59.572 -It's not art. -What do you want me to say, Kit? 1127 00:47:59.615 --> 00:48:02.096 That I'm sorry I make money? I'm sorry I have to travel 1128 00:48:02.140 --> 00:48:04.098 -in order to pay our mortgage? -Okay, Mike. 1129 00:48:04.142 --> 00:48:05.926 And while I'm out there working my ass off, 1130 00:48:05.970 --> 00:48:07.710 you're back here doing God knows what 1131 00:48:07.754 --> 00:48:10.844 with Nina and Sebastian, going to, what, art openings? 1132 00:48:10.888 --> 00:48:12.585 Jerking each other off over stupid side tables? 1133 00:48:12.628 --> 00:48:14.674 Yes, that is exactly what I do. 1134 00:48:17.372 --> 00:48:19.722 We're just in very different worlds right now. 1135 00:48:21.159 --> 00:48:23.335 Yeah, we're in very different worlds right now. 1136 00:48:23.378 --> 00:48:24.684 I agree. 1137 00:48:27.295 --> 00:48:29.471 So, you want to hear my assessment? 1138 00:48:29.515 --> 00:48:31.517 Yes. Absolutely. 1139 00:48:31.560 --> 00:48:33.345 I think you guys resent each other. 1140 00:48:34.781 --> 00:48:37.871 But you love each other too much to part ways. 1141 00:48:39.873 --> 00:48:43.659 I think you may need to spend time apart 1142 00:48:43.703 --> 00:48:46.053 if you really want to come back together. 1143 00:48:50.014 --> 00:48:53.060 We're actually currently living in separate apartments. 1144 00:48:53.104 --> 00:48:54.714 -I'm living here. -And, uh, 1145 00:48:54.757 --> 00:48:56.107 I have a place in Brooklyn. 1146 00:48:56.150 --> 00:48:57.891 I've been there. It's small. 1147 00:48:57.935 --> 00:48:59.632 But nice. 1148 00:48:59.675 --> 00:49:01.416 -But small. 1149 00:49:01.460 --> 00:49:03.679 -But nice. -Nice. 1150 00:49:03.723 --> 00:49:05.290 So, you're broken up? 1151 00:49:05.333 --> 00:49:08.467 We're taking some time to figure some things out. 1152 00:49:12.950 --> 00:49:14.821 But honestly, to your wonderful togetherness. 1153 00:49:14.864 --> 00:49:16.649 -Okay, let's eat. 1154 00:49:18.129 --> 00:49:20.305 -You put that down. -Yes! 1155 00:49:20.348 --> 00:49:22.785 -Okay. Now, come back. Come dance. -Oh, okay. Dancing. 1156 00:49:22.829 --> 00:49:24.570 -Yes! 1157 00:49:24.613 --> 00:49:26.267 ♪ Dig 1158 00:49:41.630 --> 00:49:44.242 ♪ I couldn't ask for another 1159 00:49:48.072 --> 00:49:49.508 ♪ You know that's right 1160 00:49:49.551 --> 00:49:51.336 ♪ Your groove I do deeply dig 1161 00:49:51.379 --> 00:49:53.555 ♪ No walls, only the bridge... 1162 00:49:53.599 --> 00:49:55.644 Hey, come dance. 1163 00:49:58.734 --> 00:50:00.388 NINA: Boring. 1164 00:50:13.488 --> 00:50:15.012 -You guys, so fun. -Thank you. 1165 00:50:15.055 --> 00:50:16.578 And I'm taking a little cake for the road. 1166 00:50:16.622 --> 00:50:18.145 -Yes, I see. -A little cake? 1167 00:50:18.189 --> 00:50:19.233 -Nick, Jesus. -Just a little. -A lot of cake. 1168 00:50:19.277 --> 00:50:20.278 I'm so happy to have met you. 1169 00:50:20.321 --> 00:50:21.670 I'm having people over tomorrow. 1170 00:50:21.714 --> 00:50:22.889 -You big bitch. -Sorry. 1171 00:50:22.932 --> 00:50:25.152 -Whoa. -Good night. So much fun. 1172 00:50:25.196 --> 00:50:26.719 -See you soon. -Seriously, this was so wonderful. 1173 00:50:26.762 --> 00:50:28.155 NICK: All right, thank you, queens. 1174 00:50:28.199 --> 00:50:29.809 -Thank you for being here. -Bye. I love you. 1175 00:50:29.852 --> 00:50:31.332 -Happy holidays. -Get home safe. 1176 00:50:31.376 --> 00:50:33.117 -Love you. Bye, guys. -Thanks again, really. 1177 00:50:33.160 --> 00:50:34.770 NINA: Am I taking a cab or... 1178 00:50:34.814 --> 00:50:36.511 MICHAEL: Bye. 1179 00:50:39.079 --> 00:50:40.428 That was a great party, Mike. 1180 00:50:40.472 --> 00:50:41.951 -It was, right? -Mm-hmm. 1181 00:50:41.995 --> 00:50:44.041 It was really nice. 1182 00:50:45.216 --> 00:50:46.521 You okay? 1183 00:50:46.565 --> 00:50:48.436 Yeah. I'm good. 1184 00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:50.482 Are you still good for Tony on Wednesday? 1185 00:50:50.525 --> 00:50:52.353 -Yeah, of course. -Okay. 1186 00:50:52.397 --> 00:50:54.094 Did you want me to stay and help you 1187 00:50:54.138 --> 00:50:56.227 -with the cleaning and the... -Oh, no. God, no. Please. 1188 00:50:56.270 --> 00:50:57.750 Thank you, though. 1189 00:50:58.968 --> 00:51:00.840 -Okay. -Okay. 1190 00:51:04.365 --> 00:51:06.019 Kit, what is going on? 1191 00:51:06.063 --> 00:51:07.716 -Are you all right? 1192 00:51:08.717 --> 00:51:11.024 There's something not right with my ass. 1193 00:51:11.068 --> 00:51:13.809 It feels like I've got a golf ball lodged up there. 1194 00:51:13.853 --> 00:51:15.811 -A golf ball? -Yeah. 1195 00:51:15.855 --> 00:51:18.249 It's probably just a hemorrhoid or something. 1196 00:51:19.946 --> 00:51:21.904 Come down off the ledge, Mike. 1197 00:51:21.948 --> 00:51:24.603 I'm seeing a doctor tomorrow. I've booked an appointment. 1198 00:51:24.646 --> 00:51:26.561 Will you tell me what they say? 1199 00:51:26.605 --> 00:51:28.085 Of course. 1200 00:51:29.390 --> 00:51:30.652 Thank you. 1201 00:51:40.532 --> 00:51:41.707 Okay. 1202 00:51:41.750 --> 00:51:43.404 Okay, bye! 1203 00:51:43.448 --> 00:51:45.754 Bye! 1204 00:51:47.756 --> 00:51:49.410 Be safe. 1205 00:51:49.454 --> 00:51:50.803 I will. 1206 00:51:50.846 --> 00:51:52.457 Merry Christmas. 1207 00:52:02.162 --> 00:52:03.859 Okay. 1208 00:52:03.903 --> 00:52:05.731 -Michael. -Kelly. 1209 00:52:05.774 --> 00:52:07.428 -It's so good to see you. -It's so good to see you, too. 1210 00:52:07.472 --> 00:52:08.908 Thank you for coming here today. 1211 00:52:08.951 --> 00:52:10.257 -Absolutely. -Yes. Really appreciate it. 1212 00:52:10.301 --> 00:52:11.911 Congrats on the launch of TVLine. 1213 00:52:11.954 --> 00:52:13.434 Oh. Thank you. 1214 00:52:13.478 --> 00:52:14.870 You look incredible, by the way. 1215 00:52:14.914 --> 00:52:16.133 -Oh. Thank you. 1216 00:52:16.176 --> 00:52:17.699 You... Ooh. Kelly. 1217 00:52:17.743 --> 00:52:19.832 I need to take this real quick before we start. 1218 00:52:19.875 --> 00:52:21.399 -Okay. -I'm sorry about that. 1219 00:52:21.442 --> 00:52:22.965 -I'll be right back. -Okay, cool. 1220 00:52:24.141 --> 00:52:25.446 Hey. What happened? 1221 00:52:25.490 --> 00:52:27.100 KIT: Uh, they found a growth. 1222 00:52:27.144 --> 00:52:28.536 Wait. Uh, wh-what do you mean? 1223 00:52:28.580 --> 00:52:29.972 They found a growth in my butt. 1224 00:52:30.016 --> 00:52:31.496 Uh, but the doctor said there are 1225 00:52:31.539 --> 00:52:33.019 a hundred things it could be besides cancer. 1226 00:52:33.062 --> 00:52:36.022 I'm having it biopsied on Friday. 1227 00:52:36.065 --> 00:52:38.285 Please, don't worry about it, Michael. I'm not. 1228 00:52:38.329 --> 00:52:41.201 I-I got to go. I've got to get on the subway. 1229 00:52:41.245 --> 00:52:43.682 -Kit, wait. 1230 00:52:47.773 --> 00:52:49.818 So, Michael, how was school today? 1231 00:52:51.255 --> 00:52:52.995 It was okay. 1232 00:52:53.039 --> 00:52:55.041 We had to pick teams in gym class, 1233 00:52:55.084 --> 00:52:56.869 and they picked me last. 1234 00:53:02.614 --> 00:53:03.919 Are you okay, Mom? 1235 00:53:03.963 --> 00:53:05.312 Totally fine. 1236 00:53:07.096 --> 00:53:09.447 I just need to make an appointment with the doctor. 1237 00:53:12.276 --> 00:53:14.234 Yes, I... Okay, Doctor. Yes. 1238 00:53:14.278 --> 00:53:16.802 Thank you, Doctor. I'll look at the test results. 1239 00:53:20.066 --> 00:53:23.243 Hey, turd ball, there's a matter baby on your chair. 1240 00:53:23.287 --> 00:53:25.202 What's a matter baby? 1241 00:53:25.245 --> 00:53:28.030 Nothing. What's the matter with you, baby? 1242 00:53:38.650 --> 00:53:41.174 Confirm your name and birth date for me, please. 1243 00:53:41.218 --> 00:53:42.697 Christopher Cowan. 1244 00:53:42.741 --> 00:53:44.525 December 23, 1972. 1245 00:53:46.658 --> 00:53:48.050 Allergies? 1246 00:53:48.094 --> 00:53:50.183 Hot yoga, shareable plates. 1247 00:53:52.751 --> 00:53:54.013 Penicillin. 1248 00:53:59.192 --> 00:54:01.586 And what's your relationship to the patient? 1249 00:54:04.284 --> 00:54:06.243 The plan is to get in there 1250 00:54:06.286 --> 00:54:08.027 and take a piece of it and send it off for testing. 1251 00:54:08.070 --> 00:54:09.289 There's a chance that you'll go in, 1252 00:54:09.333 --> 00:54:10.638 you'll find out it's nothing, 1253 00:54:10.682 --> 00:54:11.987 and then we'll just move on from... 1254 00:54:12.031 --> 00:54:13.989 Michael, relax. Everything's fine. 1255 00:54:14.033 --> 00:54:16.122 I'm gonna be fine, okay? 1256 00:54:16.165 --> 00:54:18.385 I'll come out and talk to you right after I'm done. 1257 00:54:20.779 --> 00:54:22.824 ♪ 1258 00:54:42.540 --> 00:54:44.585 ♪ 1259 00:55:00.384 --> 00:55:02.211 DR. VOGT: Michael? 1260 00:55:02.255 --> 00:55:04.518 I'm concerned about Christopher. 1261 00:55:04.562 --> 00:55:06.912 The growth was a lot bigger than I anticipated. 1262 00:55:06.955 --> 00:55:08.392 So it's cancer? 1263 00:55:08.435 --> 00:55:10.002 It's basically... It's definitely cancer? 1264 00:55:10.045 --> 00:55:12.004 We won't know until the results come back, 1265 00:55:12.047 --> 00:55:14.615 but whatever it is, I promise you we'll treat it. 1266 00:55:16.095 --> 00:55:17.488 Oh, my God. 1267 00:55:23.320 --> 00:55:25.322 Where's my camera? 1268 00:55:25.365 --> 00:55:27.715 It's probably in Brooklyn. 1269 00:55:27.759 --> 00:55:29.674 We're missing Drag Race. 1270 00:55:29.717 --> 00:55:31.502 It's Wednesday, Kit. 1271 00:55:35.288 --> 00:55:38.596 Okay. Look, I want you to stay with me for a couple of days. 1272 00:55:38.639 --> 00:55:40.424 You can stay here. I want you to. 1273 00:55:40.467 --> 00:55:42.861 Obviously. I live with you, Mike. 1274 00:55:42.904 --> 00:55:44.993 Actually, you don't. 1275 00:55:47.126 --> 00:55:49.171 ♪ 1276 00:56:16.329 --> 00:56:17.548 Hey, Michael. How you doing? 1277 00:56:17.591 --> 00:56:19.245 -Hi, Paige. How are you? -Good, good. 1278 00:56:19.288 --> 00:56:20.942 All right, so you have a quick window with Candace 1279 00:56:20.986 --> 00:56:22.509 -before they set up for the next shot. -That's fine. 1280 00:56:22.553 --> 00:56:23.858 -Thank you very much. -Let me go grab her. 1281 00:56:23.902 --> 00:56:26.165 -Oh, there she is. 1282 00:56:26.208 --> 00:56:28.036 Hey, Candace. 1283 00:56:28.080 --> 00:56:30.474 We're all ready for you. Come on over. 1284 00:56:33.477 --> 00:56:35.740 This way. Think he's waiting for you, 1285 00:56:35.783 --> 00:56:37.742 and you have a very limited amount of time. 1286 00:56:37.785 --> 00:56:39.134 Thank you so much. Hi, Michael. 1287 00:56:39.178 --> 00:56:40.614 Hey, Candace. 1288 00:56:40.658 --> 00:56:41.746 -We've got literally five minutes. -Great. 1289 00:56:41.789 --> 00:56:42.877 -Thank you. -Okay. 1290 00:56:42.921 --> 00:56:44.444 -Hi, Dylan. -Hi. 1291 00:56:44.488 --> 00:56:46.141 So, I'm just gonna tape this right here... 1292 00:56:46.185 --> 00:56:48.579 -Okay. 1293 00:56:54.498 --> 00:56:56.978 Hey, honey, I'm cancer. I mean, I'm home. 1294 00:56:57.022 --> 00:56:59.241 -That's not funny, Kit. 1295 00:56:59.285 --> 00:57:01.156 Yeah, I know. 1296 00:57:03.507 --> 00:57:04.986 Hey. 1297 00:57:06.248 --> 00:57:08.033 -Hi. -What are you doing? 1298 00:57:08.076 --> 00:57:09.382 -Did you Google it? 1299 00:57:09.426 --> 00:57:11.602 Of course I Googled it. 1300 00:57:11.645 --> 00:57:13.255 -I asked you not to, Mike. -Well... 1301 00:57:13.299 --> 00:57:14.953 The Internet just tells you you're gonna die. 1302 00:57:14.996 --> 00:57:16.911 And you're not a doctor, so you won't understand anyway. 1303 00:57:16.955 --> 00:57:18.130 This isn't exactly my first 1304 00:57:18.173 --> 00:57:19.479 -run-in with cancer, Kit. -Exactly. 1305 00:57:19.523 --> 00:57:21.699 And I don't want this to freak you out. 1306 00:57:21.742 --> 00:57:23.570 And I don't want to jump to conclusions, 1307 00:57:23.614 --> 00:57:25.572 so please, hold off. 1308 00:57:25.616 --> 00:57:27.356 I found the names of who are 1309 00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:29.315 apparently the best oncologists in New York, 1310 00:57:29.358 --> 00:57:30.969 and I already made appointments with them. 1311 00:57:31.012 --> 00:57:33.014 They're for next week. 1312 00:57:33.058 --> 00:57:35.103 I don't want to drag you through this. 1313 00:57:36.148 --> 00:57:38.324 We don't even know where we are right now, and I... 1314 00:57:38.367 --> 00:57:39.804 I don't care where we are right now. 1315 00:57:39.847 --> 00:57:42.110 I'm not letting you go through this alone. 1316 00:57:42.154 --> 00:57:43.721 You don't get a choice in that matter. 1317 00:57:43.764 --> 00:57:45.374 And you should stay here this week. 1318 00:57:45.418 --> 00:57:47.333 All these doctors are in Manhattan. 1319 00:57:47.376 --> 00:57:49.727 Perfectly healthy people have died waiting on the L Train. 1320 00:57:55.689 --> 00:57:57.474 I'm scared. 1321 00:58:00.825 --> 00:58:03.784 -I'm scared, too. -Mm. 1322 00:58:03.828 --> 00:58:05.786 Generally speaking, rectal cancer 1323 00:58:05.830 --> 00:58:08.441 is fairly common and highly treatable. 1324 00:58:08.485 --> 00:58:10.225 Christopher, I was telling your brother when... 1325 00:58:10.269 --> 00:58:11.400 No, no, no. I'm not his brother. 1326 00:58:11.444 --> 00:58:12.489 Oh, sorry. 1327 00:58:12.532 --> 00:58:14.708 Uh, there are multiple nodules 1328 00:58:14.752 --> 00:58:17.798 adjacent to the inferior rectum which are presumably related 1329 00:58:17.842 --> 00:58:20.018 to the neuroendocrine tumor that was biopsied. 1330 00:58:20.061 --> 00:58:21.541 Well, you sound optimistic. 1331 00:58:21.585 --> 00:58:23.587 There's definitely room for optimism here. 1332 00:58:23.630 --> 00:58:25.632 With a neuroendocrine tumor, 1333 00:58:25.676 --> 00:58:28.505 particularly with what I see in the pathology report, 1334 00:58:28.548 --> 00:58:30.550 it's very amenable to therapy. 1335 00:58:30.594 --> 00:58:32.334 So this is not one of the more aggressive ones? 1336 00:58:32.378 --> 00:58:36.208 Correct. Neuroendocrine tumors are not, uh, aggressive. 1337 00:58:36.251 --> 00:58:38.210 So, take a deep breath. 1338 00:58:38.253 --> 00:58:40.560 MICHAEL: It was beginning to seem like 1339 00:58:40.604 --> 00:58:43.563 we might dodge a worst-case cancer diagnosis. 1340 00:58:43.607 --> 00:58:46.392 And as if to seal the deal, our final doctor looked like 1341 00:58:46.435 --> 00:58:48.481 she stepped straight out of hair and makeup 1342 00:58:48.525 --> 00:58:50.570 and onto the set of a TV show. 1343 00:58:50.614 --> 00:58:52.006 A good one. 1344 00:58:52.050 --> 00:58:53.530 I was in love with her. 1345 00:58:55.357 --> 00:58:57.359 Until she opened her mouth. 1346 00:58:57.403 --> 00:58:59.187 You have an extremely aggressive form 1347 00:58:59.231 --> 00:59:00.972 of neuroendocrine cancer. 1348 00:59:02.756 --> 00:59:04.715 Your tumor is what we call high-grade. 1349 00:59:04.758 --> 00:59:06.194 I'm sorry, what? 1350 00:59:06.238 --> 00:59:08.022 If you decide to get your treatment here, 1351 00:59:08.066 --> 00:59:09.720 I would like to start as soon as possible. 1352 00:59:09.763 --> 00:59:11.765 The other doctors that we talked to, 1353 00:59:11.809 --> 00:59:13.767 they said that this wasn't the aggressive kind. 1354 00:59:13.811 --> 00:59:15.639 And they're wrong. 1355 00:59:15.682 --> 00:59:18.032 And his is already at a very advanced stage. 1356 00:59:18.076 --> 00:59:19.686 What stage are we talking? 1357 00:59:19.730 --> 00:59:21.383 Stage four. 1358 00:59:23.690 --> 00:59:25.170 I'm sorry. 1359 00:59:32.743 --> 00:59:35.920 How soon should he start treatment? 1360 00:59:35.963 --> 00:59:39.924 DR. LUCAS: Ideally, Monday, uh, he would start chemotherapy. 1361 00:59:39.967 --> 00:59:42.230 I need a minute. 1362 01:00:18.049 --> 01:00:20.355 This good? 1363 01:00:20.399 --> 01:00:22.183 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1364 01:00:35.370 --> 01:00:36.720 What are you gonna get? 1365 01:00:36.763 --> 01:00:38.809 What I always get. 1366 01:00:40.114 --> 01:00:41.768 Okay. 1367 01:00:43.552 --> 01:00:44.989 Here you go. You ready? 1368 01:00:45.032 --> 01:00:47.208 Mm, yeah. Um, I'll do the steak tacos. 1369 01:00:47.252 --> 01:00:48.645 Okay. 1370 01:00:48.688 --> 01:00:49.689 -Can I get a Diet Coke, please? -Sure. 1371 01:00:49.733 --> 01:00:50.995 Thank you. 1372 01:00:51.038 --> 01:00:52.649 Oh. 1373 01:00:56.740 --> 01:00:58.698 Have you talked to your mom lately? 1374 01:00:58.742 --> 01:00:59.917 No. 1375 01:00:59.960 --> 01:01:01.658 Because she keeps calling me. 1376 01:01:01.701 --> 01:01:03.137 And I'm running out of excuses 1377 01:01:03.181 --> 01:01:05.009 of where you are and why you can't talk to her. 1378 01:01:05.052 --> 01:01:07.707 And I think she's getting worried. 1379 01:01:08.752 --> 01:01:10.884 She doesn't even know we're not living together. 1380 01:01:11.885 --> 01:01:14.192 I think maybe we should drive down there this weekend. 1381 01:01:15.236 --> 01:01:17.325 I'm not ready to tell them. 1382 01:01:18.326 --> 01:01:19.980 I think we have to. 1383 01:01:29.076 --> 01:01:31.513 I love this song. 1384 01:01:40.871 --> 01:01:42.829 What? 1385 01:01:42.873 --> 01:01:44.526 What? 1386 01:01:45.571 --> 01:01:47.704 You're looking at me. 1387 01:02:57.904 --> 01:03:01.342 ♪ Lay me down 1388 01:03:02.300 --> 01:03:05.607 ♪ Lay me down 1389 01:03:06.783 --> 01:03:10.047 ♪ Lay me down 1390 01:03:11.135 --> 01:03:13.702 ♪ Lay me down 1391 01:03:14.703 --> 01:03:17.794 ♪ Lay me down 1392 01:03:18.838 --> 01:03:22.233 ♪ Lay me down 1393 01:03:23.277 --> 01:03:26.280 ♪ Lay me down 1394 01:03:27.325 --> 01:03:30.676 : ♪ Lay me down. 1395 01:03:33.244 --> 01:03:34.941 -Mom. 1396 01:03:34.985 --> 01:03:37.944 Ah! 1397 01:03:37.988 --> 01:03:40.120 -Ah! They're here. -Hi. 1398 01:03:40.164 --> 01:03:42.035 Oh, hi. 1399 01:03:42.079 --> 01:03:43.558 : Yay! 1400 01:03:43.602 --> 01:03:45.734 -Hi, Marilyn. Hi. -Hi, Michael. Hi. 1401 01:03:45.778 --> 01:03:47.562 -It's good to see you. -Oh, come in, come in, come in. 1402 01:03:47.606 --> 01:03:49.216 -How was the drive? -Oh, it was good. 1403 01:03:49.260 --> 01:03:50.827 -Yeah, it was fine. -You know, long as usual, 1404 01:03:50.870 --> 01:03:52.089 -but I like making it. -Ooh, Mom. 1405 01:03:52.132 --> 01:03:53.742 Your hair, it's nice. 1406 01:03:53.786 --> 01:03:55.396 -Oh, it got so gray. -It's got volume and bounce. 1407 01:03:55.440 --> 01:03:56.876 -It's pretty, Marilyn. -I don't know, do you think 1408 01:03:56.920 --> 01:03:58.443 -I should color it? -No, I love the color. 1409 01:03:58.486 --> 01:03:59.879 It's beautiful. Something smells delicious. 1410 01:03:59.923 --> 01:04:00.837 -Don't-don't you touch that! -What... Oh. 1411 01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:01.881 I'm cooking something. 1412 01:04:01.925 --> 01:04:03.100 -Wait. Wait. -Okay. 1413 01:04:03.143 --> 01:04:04.710 Bob! The boys are here! 1414 01:04:04.753 --> 01:04:06.146 -I'm coming! -Oh, come... 1415 01:04:06.190 --> 01:04:07.844 come grab their bags, will you? 1416 01:04:07.887 --> 01:04:09.280 I'm just gonna take the bag. It's fine. 1417 01:04:09.323 --> 01:04:10.672 You boys must be starving. Are you starving? 1418 01:04:10.716 --> 01:04:12.022 -I'm okay. -I can make you snacks. 1419 01:04:12.065 --> 01:04:13.588 No, I was just checking the fridge. 1420 01:04:13.632 --> 01:04:15.068 We-we got some sandwiches at the gas station, so... 1421 01:04:15.112 --> 01:04:16.765 -From a gas station? -They were fine. 1422 01:04:16.809 --> 01:04:18.289 You can't eat sandwiches that come from a gas station. 1423 01:04:18.332 --> 01:04:19.943 We didn't want to spend much time in the... 1424 01:04:19.986 --> 01:04:21.901 -It was easy. -Oh, for... Bob! 1425 01:04:21.945 --> 01:04:23.511 -Come on and get their bags! -Mom. 1426 01:04:23.555 --> 01:04:24.904 -Come on. They're here. -I'm coming, Mare! 1427 01:04:24.948 --> 01:04:26.688 He hears you. He's coming. 1428 01:04:26.732 --> 01:04:28.647 Oh, why didn't you just give me some time to clean up? 1429 01:04:28.690 --> 01:04:30.170 -You call and say you're on your way. -It's clean. 1430 01:04:30.214 --> 01:04:31.519 You just have to give me just a little bit 1431 01:04:31.563 --> 01:04:32.912 -of notice, you know. -It's fine. 1432 01:04:32.956 --> 01:04:34.348 Well, look what the cat dragged in. 1433 01:04:34.392 --> 01:04:36.524 -Hello, you handsome devil. -Hey, Dad. 1434 01:04:36.568 --> 01:04:38.048 Hi, Kitty. How are you? How are you? 1435 01:04:38.091 --> 01:04:39.310 -Good to see you. -How are you? Good to see you. 1436 01:04:39.353 --> 01:04:40.877 -Hey, Bob. -Equally handsome devil. 1437 01:04:40.920 --> 01:04:42.487 -Thank you very much. That's very kind. -Hello! 1438 01:04:42.530 --> 01:04:44.968 -Um, Michael, I love this coat. -Oh, thank you. 1439 01:04:45.011 --> 01:04:47.144 Is it camel hair? Because I'm hearing 1440 01:04:47.187 --> 01:04:49.711 that camel hair is-is very... is big this season. 1441 01:04:49.755 --> 01:04:51.452 -I think it... I think it's... -Camel hair?! 1442 01:04:51.496 --> 01:04:53.106 You wouldn't know camel hair from a hole in the ground. 1443 01:04:53.150 --> 01:04:54.803 -I have some style. -What do you mean, camel hair? 1444 01:04:54.847 --> 01:04:56.283 -You do, Bob. You have style. -Style? 1445 01:04:56.327 --> 01:04:57.806 -Thank you, Michael. -Look at you. My God. 1446 01:04:57.850 --> 01:04:59.069 -And you wear it well. -Totally cisgender. 1447 01:04:59.112 --> 01:05:00.548 Dad, let me help you with those bags. 1448 01:05:00.592 --> 01:05:01.723 The last coat you got was from JCPenney, 1449 01:05:01.767 --> 01:05:03.421 for goodness' sakes. 1450 01:05:03.464 --> 01:05:05.249 ...like, a camera situated right on the runway. 1451 01:05:05.292 --> 01:05:07.164 -See? You can see there. A-And you... -MICHAEL: Mm-hmm. 1452 01:05:07.207 --> 01:05:08.992 I mean, you can just watch planes 1453 01:05:09.035 --> 01:05:10.863 take off and land all day long. 1454 01:05:10.907 --> 01:05:12.734 -Oh, look at that. -Which he does. 1455 01:05:12.778 --> 01:05:15.085 -Uh, Mare, I do not. -You do, too. 1456 01:05:15.128 --> 01:05:17.174 Well, I mean, it is in real time. 1457 01:05:17.217 --> 01:05:20.438 Look, it's, uh... the little Cessna CTT. 1458 01:05:20.481 --> 01:05:22.657 -Very nice. -Hold out... Hold out your arm. 1459 01:05:22.701 --> 01:05:25.008 He's not high-style like a... like a Learjet. 1460 01:05:25.051 --> 01:05:27.010 -Oh, you're knitting me a sweater. -MICHAEL: Right. 1461 01:05:29.229 --> 01:05:31.275 Last week was this great, big race in Toledo. 1462 01:05:31.318 --> 01:05:33.973 Which is a really nice town. I'd never been before. 1463 01:05:34.017 --> 01:05:35.932 It's-it's known for glass factories, 1464 01:05:35.975 --> 01:05:37.890 but who knows if that's actually true? 1465 01:05:37.934 --> 01:05:40.153 Listen, you boys should come one year. It's so much fun. 1466 01:05:40.197 --> 01:05:42.199 Oh, they take over the whole town, too. 1467 01:05:42.242 --> 01:05:44.027 -We take over the whole town. -Yeah. It's true. 1468 01:05:44.070 --> 01:05:45.593 -Go ahead, Mare. -Anyway, this woman I know, 1469 01:05:45.637 --> 01:05:47.117 Trish O'Neil, 1470 01:05:47.160 --> 01:05:48.988 who won the race, she's in my age-group, but... 1471 01:05:49.032 --> 01:05:51.599 -Wins races all the time. -So, the race starts. 1472 01:05:51.643 --> 01:05:54.994 I saw her for the first five miles of the bike ride, 1473 01:05:55.038 --> 01:05:57.736 'cause she and I were riding fairly close together. 1474 01:05:57.779 --> 01:06:00.173 And then after that, she just kind of disappears. 1475 01:06:00.217 --> 01:06:02.175 -Oh. -Huh. 1476 01:06:02.219 --> 01:06:04.047 I don't see her the whole rest of the race. 1477 01:06:04.090 --> 01:06:06.440 Did you like the rosé, Michael? Is it... 1478 01:06:06.484 --> 01:06:07.876 -Oh, yes, I love this. -Good. 1479 01:06:07.920 --> 01:06:09.791 I love all rosé, but this is very good. 1480 01:06:09.835 --> 01:06:12.707 Last mile of the race-- 1481 01:06:12.751 --> 01:06:14.709 da-dum!-- she reappears. 1482 01:06:14.753 --> 01:06:16.842 -She cheated. -You know, with not one single 1483 01:06:16.885 --> 01:06:18.409 drop of sweat on her, 1484 01:06:18.452 --> 01:06:20.367 she just trots across the finish line-- 1485 01:06:20.411 --> 01:06:21.586 -the winner! -Yeah. 1486 01:06:23.370 --> 01:06:26.504 And we were all very upset. 1487 01:06:29.115 --> 01:06:30.508 : So... 1488 01:06:30.551 --> 01:06:32.031 You know what, we have been talking 1489 01:06:32.075 --> 01:06:33.728 -a blue streak... -No. 1490 01:06:33.772 --> 01:06:35.208 ...ever since you guys got here. 1491 01:06:35.252 --> 01:06:37.297 -Yeah, so... so... -Wonderful. 1492 01:06:38.342 --> 01:06:40.561 Honestly, uh, what's going on with you guys? 1493 01:06:43.086 --> 01:06:44.478 Um... 1494 01:06:49.614 --> 01:06:51.485 Um... 1495 01:06:51.529 --> 01:06:53.183 I don't know where to start. 1496 01:06:56.012 --> 01:06:59.319 Uh, about two or three months ago, 1497 01:06:59.363 --> 01:07:03.106 I started experiencing a lot of pain 1498 01:07:03.149 --> 01:07:05.151 when going to the bathroom. 1499 01:07:05.195 --> 01:07:07.153 : And, uh... 1500 01:07:12.202 --> 01:07:14.813 We thought there were a lot of things it could be. 1501 01:07:14.856 --> 01:07:16.945 How many doctors have you seen? 1502 01:07:16.989 --> 01:07:18.730 We saw three. 1503 01:07:18.773 --> 01:07:21.689 It was the longest 20 minutes of my life. 1504 01:07:23.735 --> 01:07:26.259 I'll never forget how brave you were telling them. 1505 01:07:34.311 --> 01:07:36.748 Obviously, you're gonna fight it. 1506 01:07:38.924 --> 01:07:40.795 And you'll beat it. 1507 01:07:43.581 --> 01:07:44.712 Yeah. 1508 01:07:44.756 --> 01:07:46.279 MARILYN: Who wants cake? 1509 01:07:46.323 --> 01:07:48.238 -It's flourless. -I'd love cake. 1510 01:07:48.281 --> 01:07:49.935 Here, let me do it. It's all right. 1511 01:07:49.978 --> 01:07:51.154 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 1512 01:07:51.197 --> 01:07:53.199 I'll just... Okay. 1513 01:07:53.243 --> 01:07:54.896 Here. 1514 01:08:09.781 --> 01:08:13.132 I didn't sleep one wink last night. 1515 01:08:13.176 --> 01:08:15.178 Not one single wink. 1516 01:08:15.221 --> 01:08:17.528 Everything kept rolling around in my head. 1517 01:08:17.571 --> 01:08:19.530 Just racing around and around. 1518 01:08:19.573 --> 01:08:20.966 MICHAEL: I felt the same. 1519 01:08:21.009 --> 01:08:22.794 MARILYN: I kept thinking about Trish. 1520 01:08:22.837 --> 01:08:25.318 Oh. Right. 1521 01:08:25.362 --> 01:08:27.059 I mean, it's just so insulting. 1522 01:08:27.103 --> 01:08:28.539 -Right. -Like a... 1523 01:08:28.582 --> 01:08:31.063 like a big middle finger to the rest of us. 1524 01:08:31.107 --> 01:08:33.326 I mean, there we are, pushing ourselves 1525 01:08:33.370 --> 01:08:36.155 as hard as we can, and-and honestly... 1526 01:08:36.199 --> 01:08:38.375 honestly, for what? 1527 01:08:38.418 --> 01:08:39.593 For what? 1528 01:08:39.637 --> 01:08:40.942 I don't know. For-for what? 1529 01:08:40.986 --> 01:08:43.467 Just to see if we can. 1530 01:08:43.510 --> 01:08:45.817 -Oh, sure. Yeah, that. -If we can do it. 1531 01:08:45.860 --> 01:08:47.427 I mean, there's no glory in it. 1532 01:08:47.471 --> 01:08:49.081 There's certainly no money in it. 1533 01:08:49.125 --> 01:08:50.952 -It's-it's killing my knees. 1534 01:08:50.996 --> 01:08:52.476 But-but I just do it. 1535 01:08:52.519 --> 01:08:53.825 Well, you should take it easy on your knees. 1536 01:08:53.868 --> 01:08:55.435 And then someone like Trish shows up, 1537 01:08:55.479 --> 01:08:57.437 who hasn't got a clue. She... 1538 01:08:57.481 --> 01:08:59.874 Honestly, what race does she think she's running? 1539 01:08:59.918 --> 01:09:02.181 She thinks she can just bypass all the hard parts? 1540 01:09:02.225 --> 01:09:05.271 Well, you can't. You have to run the race in front of you, 1541 01:09:05.315 --> 01:09:07.055 because that's all there is. 1542 01:09:07.099 --> 01:09:08.927 -Marilyn, do you want to... -You do the best you can. 1543 01:09:08.970 --> 01:09:12.148 But she thinks... she thinks you can cheat all of that. 1544 01:09:12.191 --> 01:09:14.106 And I'm here to tell you, if you cheat, 1545 01:09:14.150 --> 01:09:15.760 you're going to get caught. 1546 01:09:15.803 --> 01:09:17.979 I'm not gonna sit around and let her get away with it. 1547 01:09:18.023 --> 01:09:21.244 No, sirree, bobtail. 1548 01:09:21.287 --> 01:09:23.420 ♪ 1549 01:09:23.463 --> 01:09:25.813 So, how big is your freezer exactly? 1550 01:09:25.857 --> 01:09:28.338 I mean, is it the kind with the drawer that pulls out, 1551 01:09:28.381 --> 01:09:31.297 or with the s-skinny door on the side? 1552 01:09:31.341 --> 01:09:33.691 Oh, we have, uh, the drawer that pulls out. 1553 01:09:33.734 --> 01:09:35.649 MARILYN: Good. Good. 1554 01:09:35.693 --> 01:09:37.216 I'm thinking I'm gonna make 1555 01:09:37.260 --> 01:09:39.958 a whole lot of soup for the both of you. 1556 01:09:40.001 --> 01:09:41.525 -And I'll... -Oh. 1557 01:09:41.568 --> 01:09:43.831 I'll send it to you, and you can freeze it. 1558 01:09:43.875 --> 01:09:46.225 I'm sure FedEx does that kind of thing. 1559 01:09:46.269 --> 01:09:48.662 That's very nice of you. Thank you. 1560 01:09:48.706 --> 01:09:50.795 He needs to keep eating, Michael. 1561 01:09:51.970 --> 01:09:53.798 Yes, definitely. He does. 1562 01:09:53.841 --> 01:09:55.930 And so do you. 1563 01:09:55.974 --> 01:09:57.236 Yeah. 1564 01:09:57.280 --> 01:09:59.238 ♪ 1565 01:10:32.489 --> 01:10:34.447 Hi, Mom. I'm home. 1566 01:10:46.154 --> 01:10:49.288 -Mom? Mom? 1567 01:10:51.072 --> 01:10:52.857 Mom? 1568 01:11:05.435 --> 01:11:08.046 ANNOUNCER : Previously onDawn to Dusk... 1569 01:11:09.003 --> 01:11:11.049 Apologies for the wait. 1570 01:11:11.092 --> 01:11:13.007 Uh, how was your commute today? 1571 01:11:13.051 --> 01:11:14.444 Uh, it was fine. 1572 01:11:14.487 --> 01:11:16.794 -We just came from Downtown. -Mm. 1573 01:11:32.418 --> 01:11:35.769 All right. Uh, Christopher, you are all set. 1574 01:11:35.813 --> 01:11:39.251 So, uh, today you'll be getting your first cycle of cisplatin 1575 01:11:39.295 --> 01:11:40.687 -and etoposide. -What is this? 1576 01:11:40.731 --> 01:11:43.081 Uh, it's an infusion chair. 1577 01:11:43.124 --> 01:11:45.301 No, no, no, no, no. We were promised a bed. 1578 01:11:45.344 --> 01:11:47.128 The recliners go all the way back. 1579 01:11:47.172 --> 01:11:48.739 They're really comfortable. 1580 01:11:48.782 --> 01:11:50.523 -Mike, it's fine. It's fine. -No, it's not fine. 1581 01:11:50.567 --> 01:11:52.133 He can't sit for four hours. It's excruciatingly painful. 1582 01:11:52.177 --> 01:11:53.961 -He needs a bed. We were promised a bed. -Michael. 1583 01:11:54.005 --> 01:11:56.224 I'm so sorry, but we don't have any beds today. 1584 01:11:56.268 --> 01:11:58.139 -Okay. This is not... -It's okay. It's fine. -Thanks. 1585 01:11:58.183 --> 01:12:00.751 I'll just sit on my side, or I can... It'll be all right. 1586 01:12:00.794 --> 01:12:02.796 You're not gonna sit on your side the whole time. 1587 01:12:02.840 --> 01:12:04.885 Don't sit. 1588 01:12:06.800 --> 01:12:08.802 Hey. 1589 01:12:08.846 --> 01:12:10.238 Give my husband a bed. 1590 01:12:10.282 --> 01:12:12.023 Sir, I'm afraid we just don't... 1591 01:12:12.066 --> 01:12:14.112 He has a rectal tumor the size of the Death Star. 1592 01:12:14.155 --> 01:12:15.940 He needs a bed. We were promised a bed. 1593 01:12:15.983 --> 01:12:18.072 All the beds are occupied, sir. 1594 01:12:18.116 --> 01:12:19.900 I don't care where you have to go and find one. 1595 01:12:19.944 --> 01:12:22.033 I don't care if you have to drive to IKEA and buy one. 1596 01:12:22.076 --> 01:12:24.252 I don't care if you have to go to Jennifer Convertibles! 1597 01:12:24.296 --> 01:12:26.385 Give my husband a bed! 1598 01:12:26.429 --> 01:12:28.344 Okay, sir. 1599 01:12:28.387 --> 01:12:30.084 Okay. 1600 01:12:30.128 --> 01:12:31.999 We'll find your husband a bed. 1601 01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:34.611 Thank you. 1602 01:12:45.143 --> 01:12:47.188 Well, that was Oscar-worthy. 1603 01:12:47.232 --> 01:12:49.060 It worked for Shirley MacLaine. 1604 01:12:49.103 --> 01:12:52.063 I think the "husband" detail really swung it for you. 1605 01:12:52.106 --> 01:12:54.674 Well, "boyfriend" didn't seem dramatic enough. 1606 01:12:54.718 --> 01:12:57.068 -Is this how you are at work? -I'm a top at work. 1607 01:12:57.111 --> 01:12:59.723 : Michael. 1608 01:12:59.766 --> 01:13:01.420 Well, thank you. 1609 01:13:09.689 --> 01:13:10.951 KIT: Mike. 1610 01:13:12.083 --> 01:13:14.607 What do you need? What's wrong? 1611 01:13:14.651 --> 01:13:16.696 What are you doing? 1612 01:13:18.002 --> 01:13:19.482 No. 1613 01:13:19.525 --> 01:13:21.484 Kit. 1614 01:13:21.527 --> 01:13:23.050 Oh, my God. 1615 01:13:23.094 --> 01:13:24.617 Look at that. 1616 01:13:24.661 --> 01:13:27.228 -It's happening. -It's happening. 1617 01:13:29.622 --> 01:13:33.670 ♪ Anything other than death 1618 01:13:41.721 --> 01:13:44.158 ♪ Shaving off breaths... 1619 01:13:44.202 --> 01:13:46.204 I'm afraid the news isn't good. 1620 01:13:47.553 --> 01:13:49.860 Your body isn't responding to the chemo. 1621 01:13:49.903 --> 01:13:51.688 The tumor has grown. 1622 01:13:51.731 --> 01:13:54.299 And we also found nodules in the pelvic region. 1623 01:13:59.739 --> 01:14:02.655 Kit. You... Oh, my God. 1624 01:14:02.699 --> 01:14:04.657 What... Are you okay? 1625 01:14:04.701 --> 01:14:06.746 Jesus Christ. Kit. 1626 01:14:06.790 --> 01:14:08.400 Here. Here. Here. Here. 1627 01:14:08.444 --> 01:14:10.620 Take it. Hold that. There you go. 1628 01:14:10.663 --> 01:14:12.622 -Breathe, baby. 1629 01:14:12.665 --> 01:14:14.406 Just breathe. Just breathe. 1630 01:14:14.450 --> 01:14:16.930 Breathe. Shh... 1631 01:14:28.289 --> 01:14:29.639 It's passing. 1632 01:14:29.682 --> 01:14:31.423 -It's passing? -Yeah. 1633 01:14:46.003 --> 01:14:51.356 ♪ A sprinter learning to wait 1634 01:15:16.599 --> 01:15:18.514 DR. LUCAS: We're gonna stop chemo. 1635 01:15:18.557 --> 01:15:20.341 Take a short break in your treatment 1636 01:15:20.385 --> 01:15:23.257 so you have time to get your strength back. 1637 01:15:23.301 --> 01:15:25.695 Then we'll start a course of radiation-- five days a week. 1638 01:15:25.738 --> 01:15:27.914 It's proven effective in some cases. 1639 01:15:27.958 --> 01:15:30.526 It could buy us some time. 1640 01:15:50.458 --> 01:15:53.418 -Hey. -Sebastian! Hey. 1641 01:15:54.462 --> 01:15:57.074 I invited some people from work. 1642 01:15:57.117 --> 01:15:58.641 SEBASTIAN: Oh, thanks. 1643 01:15:58.684 --> 01:16:00.947 You are all my legendary children. 1644 01:16:00.991 --> 01:16:02.688 -Yas, queen. -She's so pretty. 1645 01:16:02.732 --> 01:16:04.908 But there's room for just one inductee. 1646 01:16:04.951 --> 01:16:06.257 MICHAEL: Here we go. 1647 01:16:15.745 --> 01:16:18.356 ♪ Down in the valley 1648 01:16:18.399 --> 01:16:21.228 ♪ The first of May 1649 01:16:24.405 --> 01:16:26.843 -Nice. -♪ Gathering flowers 1650 01:16:26.886 --> 01:16:29.323 -♪ Both fresh and gay... 1651 01:16:29.367 --> 01:16:31.804 Does this mean a drive-in? 1652 01:16:33.327 --> 01:16:36.374 Okay. Give me, uh, my bag. I'll take it. 1653 01:16:38.028 --> 01:16:40.726 -Somebody get the gate this time. -BOB: Come on. 1654 01:16:40.770 --> 01:16:43.120 : This is lovely. 1655 01:16:43.163 --> 01:16:45.601 Oh! Okay. 1656 01:16:45.644 --> 01:16:47.603 -Oh, my goodness. -Beautiful. 1657 01:16:47.646 --> 01:16:50.518 BOB: Really lovely. My, my. 1658 01:16:52.738 --> 01:16:54.218 MICHAEL: It's down at the end. 1659 01:16:54.261 --> 01:16:55.872 -Okay. I see it. -Bob! 1660 01:16:55.915 --> 01:16:57.656 -What? -Slow down. 1661 01:16:57.700 --> 01:16:59.223 -This is it. -Is this ours? 1662 01:16:59.266 --> 01:17:01.355 -Yes, and we're right next to you. -KIT: Oh, apart. 1663 01:17:01.399 --> 01:17:02.966 -Guys... -Who's got the key? 1664 01:17:03.009 --> 01:17:04.402 MICHAEL: You don't need a key. 1665 01:17:04.445 --> 01:17:05.795 I think it's supposed to be open. 1666 01:17:05.838 --> 01:17:07.535 MARILYN: That seems dangerous. 1667 01:17:07.579 --> 01:17:09.276 Okay. 1668 01:17:09.320 --> 01:17:10.713 No, I do not have the strength 1669 01:17:10.756 --> 01:17:12.105 to carry you across this threshold. 1670 01:17:12.149 --> 01:17:13.672 I'd like to be picked up. 1671 01:17:13.716 --> 01:17:15.543 So, um, we're gonna see you guys soon, right? 1672 01:17:15.587 --> 01:17:16.806 -Yes. -Yeah. 1673 01:17:16.849 --> 01:17:18.546 -Okay. -It's... Wow. 1674 01:17:18.590 --> 01:17:20.026 Pink flamingos. 1675 01:17:20.070 --> 01:17:22.115 ♪ 1676 01:17:24.857 --> 01:17:26.990 -♪ I put my hand in -Right? 1677 01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:31.124 ♪ Into the bush 1678 01:17:34.258 --> 01:17:36.216 ♪ Finding the sweetest 1679 01:17:36.260 --> 01:17:38.610 ♪ Sweetest rose 1680 01:17:42.570 --> 01:17:45.051 ♪ I pricked my finger 1681 01:17:45.095 --> 01:17:49.360 ♪ Deep to the line 1682 01:17:49.403 --> 01:17:53.538 ♪ And left the sweetest rose 1683 01:17:53.581 --> 01:17:56.889 ♪ Sweetest rose behind 1684 01:17:58.674 --> 01:18:03.069 ♪ Don't you... 1685 01:18:05.289 --> 01:18:08.292 We're here in beautiful Ocean City, New Jersey, 1686 01:18:08.335 --> 01:18:10.120 with the folks. 1687 01:18:10.163 --> 01:18:13.558 This is my mother Marilyn, with her 40 library books. 1688 01:18:13.601 --> 01:18:15.560 -And my knitting. -And her knitting. 1689 01:18:15.603 --> 01:18:18.737 -Marilyn, wave to the camera. -Ooh! 1690 01:18:18.781 --> 01:18:20.870 -And we have my dad. -Hi, Bob. 1691 01:18:20.913 --> 01:18:26.005 KIT: Bob, grand master of mah-jongg. 1692 01:18:26.049 --> 01:18:28.138 Did you wave, Bob? 1693 01:18:28.181 --> 01:18:30.967 -Big wave. -Mm-hmm. 1694 01:18:31.010 --> 01:18:33.970 Mm... That's it. Here we are. 1695 01:18:38.714 --> 01:18:40.454 MICHAEL: Oh, yes, bubbles. 1696 01:18:40.498 --> 01:18:42.152 That's what the people want. 1697 01:18:42.195 --> 01:18:44.937 It's what the people are gonna get. 1698 01:18:44.981 --> 01:18:46.722 Hopefully. 1699 01:18:51.291 --> 01:18:53.119 -Oh. -Could be better. 1700 01:18:53.163 --> 01:18:54.730 MICHAEL: Not bad. 1701 01:18:57.689 --> 01:19:00.170 Well, bubbles are finicky. 1702 01:19:03.086 --> 01:19:05.697 -Okay, bye. -Okay, bye. 1703 01:19:06.829 --> 01:19:10.789 ♪ Don't you 1704 01:19:14.924 --> 01:19:18.754 ♪ Break my heart 1705 01:19:18.797 --> 01:19:20.581 -I will delete it, Michael. 1706 01:19:20.625 --> 01:19:22.801 Okay, bye. 1707 01:19:25.282 --> 01:19:27.980 ♪ Thousands and thousands 1708 01:19:28.024 --> 01:19:31.723 ♪ All on this Earth. 1709 01:19:43.430 --> 01:19:45.476 Thank you for booking this. 1710 01:19:52.875 --> 01:19:54.702 I love you. 1711 01:19:54.746 --> 01:19:56.704 I love you, too. 1712 01:19:56.748 --> 01:19:58.794 ♪ 1713 01:20:18.509 --> 01:20:20.554 ♪ 1714 01:20:43.621 --> 01:20:45.579 ♪ 1715 01:21:24.575 --> 01:21:26.098 MICHAEL: Hello. 1716 01:21:26.142 --> 01:21:28.579 MARILYN: Hello. What a morning, huh? 1717 01:21:28.622 --> 01:21:30.581 MICHAEL: Right? 1718 01:21:33.410 --> 01:21:35.673 How did you ever find this place? 1719 01:21:36.674 --> 01:21:38.458 I've been here before. 1720 01:21:38.502 --> 01:21:41.026 My family, we used to take vacations here 1721 01:21:41.070 --> 01:21:42.767 when I was a kid. 1722 01:21:45.248 --> 01:21:47.206 Thank you for inviting us. 1723 01:21:47.250 --> 01:21:48.947 Oh, no, no. It was Kit's idea. 1724 01:21:48.991 --> 01:21:51.036 He wanted you here. 1725 01:21:53.691 --> 01:21:56.215 I was vehemently opposed to it. 1726 01:21:56.259 --> 01:21:58.261 -You brat. 1727 01:22:19.151 --> 01:22:21.327 I have a headache. 1728 01:22:21.371 --> 01:22:24.113 We found a number of nodules on the brain. 1729 01:22:24.156 --> 01:22:26.898 Several of them located near the brain stem, 1730 01:22:26.942 --> 01:22:29.031 which is likely what's been causing your headaches. 1731 01:22:31.033 --> 01:22:33.078 How big are they? 1732 01:22:34.732 --> 01:22:37.953 Well, they're small, but there are a lot of them. 1733 01:22:40.651 --> 01:22:42.696 And your primary tumor has been growing again. 1734 01:22:43.697 --> 01:22:45.003 How long? 1735 01:22:45.047 --> 01:22:46.178 We don't like to predict these things. 1736 01:22:46.222 --> 01:22:47.614 Six weeks? Six months? 1737 01:22:49.268 --> 01:22:51.879 More than six weeks. 1738 01:22:51.923 --> 01:22:54.273 I've been feeling so much better. 1739 01:22:55.796 --> 01:22:58.625 DR. LUCAS: The radiation bought you some time. 1740 01:22:59.626 --> 01:23:03.239 At this point, all we can do is address your symptoms 1741 01:23:03.282 --> 01:23:05.545 and manage your pain. 1742 01:23:11.464 --> 01:23:13.423 I'm so sorry, Kit. 1743 01:23:32.920 --> 01:23:34.879 MICHAEL: There are still options here. 1744 01:23:34.922 --> 01:23:37.012 There's this targeted treatment. 1745 01:23:37.055 --> 01:23:38.622 It's for N.E.T.'s. 1746 01:23:38.665 --> 01:23:40.319 It's being developed in Germany, 1747 01:23:40.363 --> 01:23:41.973 and I can't remember what it's called. 1748 01:23:42.017 --> 01:23:43.322 Michael. 1749 01:23:43.366 --> 01:23:45.237 "Affinator" or "Afinator" or something. 1750 01:23:45.281 --> 01:23:47.152 -Michael. -But I just... It blocks... 1751 01:23:47.196 --> 01:23:50.677 I-I think a protein signaling pathway that's in the-the... 1752 01:23:50.721 --> 01:23:52.549 -It can malfunction... -Really? Germany? 1753 01:23:52.592 --> 01:23:54.159 ...and leads to greater tumor growth or something. 1754 01:23:54.203 --> 01:23:56.205 I just... I'm telling you that there are still 1755 01:23:56.248 --> 01:23:58.076 experimental things going on out there. 1756 01:23:58.120 --> 01:23:59.947 There was somebody I read about who's from Italy. 1757 01:23:59.991 --> 01:24:02.515 -Michael, stop. Stop. -He had a doctor... 1758 01:24:04.343 --> 01:24:06.345 It's everywhere. 1759 01:24:06.389 --> 01:24:08.130 It's in my brain. 1760 01:24:08.173 --> 01:24:10.436 And actually, I'm relieved. 1761 01:24:12.960 --> 01:24:14.919 I know where I stand now. 1762 01:24:20.446 --> 01:24:21.926 Come on. 1763 01:25:14.065 --> 01:25:15.849 Are you... 1764 01:25:22.073 --> 01:25:24.293 Are you afraid to die? 1765 01:25:26.425 --> 01:25:29.124 I'm afraid of what the end looks like, but... 1766 01:25:32.257 --> 01:25:34.172 ...am I afraid of dying? 1767 01:25:38.350 --> 01:25:39.830 No. 1768 01:25:41.788 --> 01:25:43.877 I've had a great life, Mike. 1769 01:25:57.978 --> 01:26:00.198 And I want you to be happy, too. 1770 01:26:01.634 --> 01:26:03.201 That includes meeting someone. 1771 01:26:03.245 --> 01:26:04.855 No. Please don't do... Shh. 1772 01:26:07.988 --> 01:26:09.425 I really appreciate that, 1773 01:26:09.468 --> 01:26:11.557 but I can't talk about that right now. 1774 01:26:13.516 --> 01:26:14.821 Okay. 1775 01:26:42.719 --> 01:26:45.374 Did you have sex with Sebastian? 1776 01:26:52.729 --> 01:26:54.209 Yes. 1777 01:27:00.606 --> 01:27:02.478 I'm sorry I lied to you. 1778 01:27:04.958 --> 01:27:06.743 I'm sorry, too. 1779 01:27:06.786 --> 01:27:08.353 I'm sorry that I made you carry 1780 01:27:08.397 --> 01:27:11.138 so much of my baggage for so many years 1781 01:27:11.182 --> 01:27:14.098 and making you feel like the bad guy so many times 1782 01:27:14.141 --> 01:27:16.883 when you didn't deserve to. 1783 01:27:16.927 --> 01:27:19.103 I'm sorry I never told you 1784 01:27:19.146 --> 01:27:21.105 how good your ass looks in your khaki pants. 1785 01:27:21.148 --> 01:27:23.238 -'Cause it does. 1786 01:27:23.281 --> 01:27:25.240 And I couldn't do it 'cause I was afraid 1787 01:27:25.283 --> 01:27:27.285 if you understood how beautiful you are 1788 01:27:27.329 --> 01:27:29.069 that you'd leave me. 1789 01:27:32.377 --> 01:27:35.206 And I'm sorry you're going through this. 1790 01:27:37.600 --> 01:27:39.254 Thank you. 1791 01:27:42.605 --> 01:27:44.563 I would like to try some of this pot. 1792 01:27:44.607 --> 01:27:46.913 : Oh, my God. 1793 01:27:49.264 --> 01:27:51.266 Don't laugh. I'm not kidding. 1794 01:27:55.313 --> 01:27:57.663 If I don't try pot with you... 1795 01:27:58.751 --> 01:28:00.100 Okay. 1796 01:28:00.144 --> 01:28:01.667 : I can't believe it. 1797 01:28:01.711 --> 01:28:02.886 Okay, take this. 1798 01:28:02.929 --> 01:28:04.322 -I can... -That's the pot? 1799 01:28:04.366 --> 01:28:05.802 -Yeah. -Okay. 1800 01:28:12.069 --> 01:28:13.766 -No. Other end. You... -Oh. 1801 01:28:14.854 --> 01:28:16.987 -Gonna eat it. -Jesus. 1802 01:28:17.030 --> 01:28:18.380 That's right. 1803 01:28:18.423 --> 01:28:19.642 Now... 1804 01:28:21.905 --> 01:28:23.254 Have a hit. 1805 01:28:27.214 --> 01:28:28.651 -Oh, wow. -Ooh. 1806 01:28:28.694 --> 01:28:30.087 Oh, God. 1807 01:28:30.130 --> 01:28:31.871 -Have a... -It hurts. 1808 01:28:31.915 --> 01:28:34.134 Have some... Take a sip. Take a sip. 1809 01:28:34.178 --> 01:28:35.745 Okay. 1810 01:28:39.314 --> 01:28:40.880 I don't feel it. It's not working. 1811 01:28:40.924 --> 01:28:43.143 Well, try again. Have a... Have another hit. 1812 01:28:43.187 --> 01:28:44.536 -Okay. -You can do it. 1813 01:28:54.546 --> 01:28:56.287 Hold, hold, hold. 1814 01:28:59.116 --> 01:29:00.683 Exhale. 1815 01:29:06.384 --> 01:29:08.343 Exhale my smoke. 1816 01:29:11.737 --> 01:29:14.174 -So? 1817 01:29:18.265 --> 01:29:20.224 I don't know. 1818 01:29:25.795 --> 01:29:27.405 -Mmm. -Oh? 1819 01:29:27.449 --> 01:29:30.452 -Maybe I feel... -Oh... 1820 01:29:30.495 --> 01:29:32.149 I don't know. 1821 01:29:32.192 --> 01:29:35.761 Welcome to the Stoners Club, Michael Ausiello. 1822 01:29:35.805 --> 01:29:37.850 We've been waiting for you for a long time. 1823 01:29:37.894 --> 01:29:40.766 And now you know how... 1824 01:29:40.810 --> 01:29:43.116 Cherry Garcia feels. 1825 01:29:59.089 --> 01:30:01.918 Let's get married, Mike. 1826 01:30:01.961 --> 01:30:03.310 : Are you joking? 1827 01:30:03.354 --> 01:30:04.790 No, I want to. 1828 01:30:05.835 --> 01:30:07.837 We've been through so much. 1829 01:30:09.142 --> 01:30:11.188 We're about to go through more. 1830 01:30:13.277 --> 01:30:15.148 I want to be your husband. 1831 01:30:16.846 --> 01:30:18.325 You're calling me chattel. 1832 01:30:20.415 --> 01:30:22.678 -That's what you said. -Michael. 1833 01:30:23.679 --> 01:30:25.463 -Chattel. -Will you marry me? 1834 01:30:27.509 --> 01:30:29.032 : Oh, my God. 1835 01:30:29.075 --> 01:30:30.642 No rush, Mike, but I feel obliged to tell you 1836 01:30:30.686 --> 01:30:32.775 that I'm dying here. 1837 01:30:32.818 --> 01:30:34.994 Yes. Yes. 1838 01:30:35.038 --> 01:30:36.822 ♪ Oh... 1839 01:30:36.866 --> 01:30:38.607 They here? You see them? 1840 01:30:38.650 --> 01:30:40.522 -NINA and NICK: Hi! -Hi. 1841 01:30:40.565 --> 01:30:41.697 Look at these grooms. Gorgeous. 1842 01:30:41.740 --> 01:30:42.828 -Oh, my goodness. -Oh, my God. 1843 01:30:42.872 --> 01:30:44.787 -You look great. -Oh, my God! 1844 01:30:44.830 --> 01:30:47.050 Hey, get out of my shot! What are you doing? 1845 01:30:49.226 --> 01:30:51.184 Cut! All right, everybody cut! Cut! 1846 01:30:51.228 --> 01:30:53.186 NINA: Look at this. You look great. 1847 01:30:53.230 --> 01:30:54.666 -Okay. -You okay? 1848 01:30:54.710 --> 01:30:55.754 Yeah. Yes. 1849 01:30:55.798 --> 01:30:57.277 -You excited? -Yes. 1850 01:30:57.321 --> 01:30:59.323 All electronic devices in the bin. 1851 01:31:01.760 --> 01:31:03.370 Mike, come see this. 1852 01:31:03.414 --> 01:31:05.068 Look how pretty this is. 1853 01:31:05.111 --> 01:31:06.765 -We're walking fast. -Yes. 1854 01:31:09.681 --> 01:31:11.770 -Hello. Hi. -Hi. 1855 01:31:11.814 --> 01:31:13.642 -How can I help you? -So, that is our marriage certificate. 1856 01:31:13.685 --> 01:31:15.339 -Oh, marriage certificate. -And his birth certificate. 1857 01:31:15.382 --> 01:31:17.733 Sign... I've got a pen. 1858 01:31:17.776 --> 01:31:19.822 I brought one with me. Yes. 1859 01:31:19.865 --> 01:31:21.824 -Thank you. -Sign right here. 1860 01:31:21.867 --> 01:31:23.869 Congratulations on your marriage. 1861 01:31:34.924 --> 01:31:37.013 Do you, Christopher "Cowhan," 1862 01:31:37.056 --> 01:31:40.233 solemnly declare Michael "Auswello" 1863 01:31:40.277 --> 01:31:42.409 to be your husband? 1864 01:31:44.194 --> 01:31:45.587 I do. 1865 01:31:45.630 --> 01:31:47.327 JUDGE: Do you promise to love, honor 1866 01:31:47.371 --> 01:31:49.634 and keep him for as long as you both shall live? 1867 01:31:49.678 --> 01:31:51.157 I do. 1868 01:31:51.201 --> 01:31:55.074 Do you, Michael Auswe... "Auswello"... 1869 01:31:55.118 --> 01:31:56.946 -Ausiello. -...uh, solemnly declare 1870 01:31:56.989 --> 01:31:59.688 Christopher "Cowhan" to be your husband? 1871 01:31:59.731 --> 01:32:01.254 I do. 1872 01:32:01.298 --> 01:32:02.952 JUDGE: Do you promise to love, honor 1873 01:32:02.995 --> 01:32:05.520 and keep him for as long as you both shall live? 1874 01:32:06.651 --> 01:32:08.697 : I do. 1875 01:32:08.740 --> 01:32:11.395 By the power vested in me by the great state of New York, 1876 01:32:11.438 --> 01:32:12.788 I now pronounce you married. 1877 01:32:12.831 --> 01:32:14.354 Uh, you may seal your vows with a kiss. 1878 01:32:14.398 --> 01:32:17.096 ♪ 1879 01:32:17.140 --> 01:32:20.622 ♪ Oh, gotta see 1880 01:32:20.665 --> 01:32:22.972 ♪ Gotta know right now 1881 01:32:30.327 --> 01:32:33.765 ♪ It isn't anything at all... 1882 01:32:33.809 --> 01:32:37.160 We have news, and-and this time, it's good. 1883 01:32:37.203 --> 01:32:38.988 -Okay. -Uh, Mike and I got married. 1884 01:32:39.031 --> 01:32:40.250 What? 1885 01:32:40.293 --> 01:32:42.469 Oh, wow. 1886 01:32:42.513 --> 01:32:43.993 Tell me everything. 1887 01:32:44.036 --> 01:32:45.560 -Uh... -It was quick. 1888 01:32:45.603 --> 01:32:47.562 Yeah. We decided last night. 1889 01:32:47.605 --> 01:32:50.216 Bob, the boys got married. 1890 01:32:50.260 --> 01:32:53.219 That's incredible. Congratulations! 1891 01:32:53.263 --> 01:32:54.786 We got one last Christmas together. 1892 01:32:54.830 --> 01:32:56.440 -Hey. -Hey. 1893 01:32:56.483 --> 01:32:58.007 -Here. Let me take the bags. There you go. -Yes. Yes. 1894 01:32:58.050 --> 01:32:59.965 -Where is he? Where is he? -Hi, Mom. Dad. 1895 01:33:00.009 --> 01:33:02.272 Hi, honey. Hi. Hi. 1896 01:33:02.315 --> 01:33:04.622 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. 1897 01:33:04.666 --> 01:33:07.016 -How you doing? -Hi. I'm good. 1898 01:33:07.059 --> 01:33:08.104 Hey, Dad. 1899 01:33:23.336 --> 01:33:24.555 MARILYN: Some tissue paper. 1900 01:33:24.599 --> 01:33:26.296 It's... Oh, it's for the tree. 1901 01:33:26.339 --> 01:33:27.819 -Oh. -A bird. 1902 01:33:27.863 --> 01:33:30.169 -Aw. -Aw. That is sweet. 1903 01:33:30.213 --> 01:33:31.736 It's a partridge in a pear tree. 1904 01:33:31.780 --> 01:33:33.259 NINA: It's beautiful. 1905 01:33:33.303 --> 01:33:34.565 I'm gonna hang this up right now. 1906 01:33:34.609 --> 01:33:36.262 MARILYN: Bob, sing the song. 1907 01:33:36.306 --> 01:33:37.829 -Come on. Here we go. -Bob, don't you dare. 1908 01:33:37.873 --> 01:33:39.701 -Bob. -Michael says... 1909 01:33:39.744 --> 01:33:41.354 -Bob, sing us a little... -Michael doesn't know, Bob. 1910 01:33:41.398 --> 01:33:43.095 MICHAEL: No, sing the song, Bob. 1911 01:33:43.139 --> 01:33:46.316 And we watched our favorite show, Drag Race. 1912 01:33:46.359 --> 01:33:48.666 RuPaul's holiday spectacular. 1913 01:34:35.104 --> 01:34:38.934 ♪ Yeah, I know it's stupid 1914 01:34:46.419 --> 01:34:47.986 Michael. 1915 01:34:48.030 --> 01:34:49.727 ♪ Oh 1916 01:34:51.555 --> 01:34:54.689 : ♪ I keep dancing on my own... 1917 01:35:02.609 --> 01:35:04.655 ♪ 1918 01:35:36.861 --> 01:35:38.341 Hi. 1919 01:35:39.342 --> 01:35:41.170 Hey. 1920 01:35:43.085 --> 01:35:45.740 Kit. Hey. 1921 01:35:46.828 --> 01:35:49.178 -You have a visitor. -Who? 1922 01:35:52.964 --> 01:35:55.706 Oh. Sebastian. 1923 01:35:55.750 --> 01:35:57.621 Hi. 1924 01:35:57.664 --> 01:36:00.015 I'm gonna go get a Diet Coke, if you want to come. 1925 01:36:00.058 --> 01:36:01.799 -Yeah, okay. -You come and get some coffee? 1926 01:36:01.843 --> 01:36:03.453 Yeah, that's a good idea. 1927 01:36:03.496 --> 01:36:05.542 ♪ 1928 01:36:34.310 --> 01:36:36.486 Could you hold that for me? Thank you. 1929 01:36:39.358 --> 01:36:41.012 Hi. 1930 01:36:44.450 --> 01:36:47.018 Thank you for letting me see him. 1931 01:37:01.816 --> 01:37:04.166 How long does he have? 1932 01:37:04.209 --> 01:37:05.602 NURSE: Couple of hours. 1933 01:37:05.645 --> 01:37:07.691 Maybe more, maybe less. 1934 01:37:08.823 --> 01:37:10.302 He can hear you. 1935 01:37:11.913 --> 01:37:13.392 Talk to him. 1936 01:37:13.436 --> 01:37:15.394 Tell him you love him. 1937 01:37:15.438 --> 01:37:17.483 Assure him you'll be okay without him. 1938 01:37:19.355 --> 01:37:21.226 I'm so sorry. 1939 01:37:35.719 --> 01:37:38.113 I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. 1940 01:37:39.941 --> 01:37:41.986 I will forever and ever. 1941 01:37:44.206 --> 01:37:46.208 Don't be scared, sweetie pie. 1942 01:37:46.251 --> 01:37:48.645 Don't be scared. 1943 01:37:48.688 --> 01:37:50.125 We're all here. 1944 01:38:02.920 --> 01:38:04.443 Kitty. 1945 01:38:06.706 --> 01:38:08.708 You go whenever you need to, son. 1946 01:38:09.709 --> 01:38:12.103 We'll be okay. 1947 01:38:12.147 --> 01:38:14.932 Yeah, we'll be okay. We'll be okay. 1948 01:39:09.856 --> 01:39:11.728 DIRECTOR: And cut. That's cut, everybody. 1949 01:39:11.771 --> 01:39:13.034 Let's take five. 1950 01:39:13.077 --> 01:39:14.600 Okay. That felt good, right? 1951 01:39:14.644 --> 01:39:16.080 -Yeah. -Nice. 1952 01:39:18.126 --> 01:39:20.128 Can I get my sides? 1953 01:39:22.043 --> 01:39:24.001 What if this didn't have to happen? 1954 01:39:24.045 --> 01:39:25.698 -Sorry. Thanks. -Yeah. 1955 01:39:25.742 --> 01:39:28.614 What if this were just a scene from our story? 1956 01:39:28.658 --> 01:39:30.442 -Reset! -Resetting. 1957 01:39:30.486 --> 01:39:32.662 A scene from the TV show of our life. 1958 01:39:32.705 --> 01:39:34.969 -Here you go. -Thank you. 1959 01:39:35.012 --> 01:39:37.188 How amazing would that be? 1960 01:39:37.232 --> 01:39:39.103 If none of this was real. 1961 01:39:40.104 --> 01:39:42.672 If I could just go back to being a TV journalist 1962 01:39:42.715 --> 01:39:45.196 and you could be an actor on a show. 1963 01:39:45.240 --> 01:39:48.069 Excuse me, Kit. Excuse me. 1964 01:39:48.112 --> 01:39:49.940 Hey. Can I help you? 1965 01:39:49.984 --> 01:39:52.116 Yes, uh, I'm Michael Ausiello with TVLine. 1966 01:39:52.160 --> 01:39:54.118 I-I know you're super busy, but I was wondering 1967 01:39:54.162 --> 01:39:56.338 if you wouldn't mind answering a-a few quick questions. 1968 01:39:56.381 --> 01:39:57.556 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. 1969 01:39:57.600 --> 01:39:58.775 -Go ahead. -Great. 1970 01:39:58.818 --> 01:40:00.081 Hey, Kit, we need last looks. 1971 01:40:00.124 --> 01:40:01.560 Oh, um... 1972 01:40:01.604 --> 01:40:03.258 I'd love to stay and talk, but it looks like 1973 01:40:03.301 --> 01:40:04.737 -I've... I got to... -Oh, gosh. 1974 01:40:04.781 --> 01:40:06.522 If you don't mind, I'd really like to get 1975 01:40:06.565 --> 01:40:08.828 your feelings, your thoughts on a couple of things. 1976 01:40:08.872 --> 01:40:10.178 Hey, Kit. They're calling for you. 1977 01:40:10.221 --> 01:40:11.831 Please, this won't take long. 1978 01:40:11.875 --> 01:40:14.095 I promise. I just really need a moment with him. 1979 01:40:14.138 --> 01:40:15.357 -Okay? Okay? -It's okay. It's fine. 1980 01:40:15.400 --> 01:40:16.662 -It's fine. -Okay. 1981 01:40:16.706 --> 01:40:18.447 -Go ahead. -First question: 1982 01:40:18.490 --> 01:40:22.146 Your character on the show has been very popular, 1983 01:40:22.190 --> 01:40:24.235 and everyone hates to see you go, 1984 01:40:24.279 --> 01:40:27.760 so what is next for you? 1985 01:40:27.804 --> 01:40:29.458 I-I-I don't know. 1986 01:40:29.501 --> 01:40:31.851 Um, there are a lot of possibilities out there, so... 1987 01:40:31.895 --> 01:40:33.462 I don't know what's next for me, honestly. 1988 01:40:33.505 --> 01:40:35.638 Um... you know, it's strange. 1989 01:40:35.681 --> 01:40:40.077 Uh, everyone will still be here, 1990 01:40:40.121 --> 01:40:44.560 and I'll be gone. 1991 01:40:45.561 --> 01:40:47.563 And how do you feel right now? 1992 01:40:47.606 --> 01:40:49.565 Ooh. Uh, great question. 1993 01:40:51.784 --> 01:40:55.527 I guess I feel like I'll... 1994 01:40:56.920 --> 01:40:58.356 ...miss this. 1995 01:41:01.359 --> 01:41:02.969 I'll miss this a lot. 1996 01:41:03.013 --> 01:41:04.797 Camera's ready. Kit, we really got to go. 1997 01:41:04.841 --> 01:41:06.756 No. Please, one more second. Just one more. 1998 01:41:06.799 --> 01:41:08.627 -Just one question. -Shoot. Go ahead. 1999 01:41:10.542 --> 01:41:13.371 What about me, Kit? 2000 01:41:13.415 --> 01:41:15.460 What should I do next? 2001 01:41:15.504 --> 01:41:16.853 You'll know. 2002 01:41:16.896 --> 01:41:19.116 Okay, we're back in. 2003 01:41:19.160 --> 01:41:21.292 Okay. Got it. I'm coming. 2004 01:41:23.207 --> 01:41:26.558 So, have you got everything you need? 2005 01:41:28.821 --> 01:41:31.302 You're gonna be okay. 2006 01:41:32.956 --> 01:41:34.958 Yeah. 2007 01:41:35.001 --> 01:41:36.873 I'm gonna be okay. 2008 01:41:38.048 --> 01:41:41.747 : It's gonna be incredibly hard, 2009 01:41:41.791 --> 01:41:43.836 but I'm gonna be okay. 2010 01:41:48.450 --> 01:41:52.671 Thank you for the past 13 years. 2011 01:41:52.715 --> 01:41:54.891 Thank you for giving me a family. 2012 01:41:56.153 --> 01:41:58.068 Thank you for loving me. 2013 01:41:59.113 --> 01:42:00.418 ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: Kit. 2014 01:42:08.383 --> 01:42:10.167 You can go now. 2015 01:42:34.670 --> 01:42:38.413 I was always afraid Kit would break my heart. 2016 01:42:38.456 --> 01:42:40.545 And eventually, he did. 2017 01:42:40.589 --> 01:42:43.069 But not in the way I feared he would. 2018 01:42:43.113 --> 01:42:45.202 He broke it open in a way 2019 01:42:45.246 --> 01:42:48.945 that somehow made room for even more love, 2020 01:42:48.988 --> 01:42:51.948 both to receive and to give. 2021 01:42:51.991 --> 01:42:55.995 And so, I hope that you'll understand me 2022 01:42:56.039 --> 01:43:00.783 when I say that this ride with Kit was, to me, a gift. 2023 01:43:01.958 --> 01:43:06.180 It was the greatest honor I believe I will ever have, 2024 01:43:06.223 --> 01:43:09.574 to have been by his side for it all. 2025 01:43:17.191 --> 01:43:20.498 : Okay. Hey, Marilyn. 2026 01:43:20.542 --> 01:43:23.197 I need to breathe. I need to breathe. 2027 01:43:27.244 --> 01:43:29.333 Oh, it's a car. 2028 01:43:33.468 --> 01:43:36.210 Oh, God. 2029 01:43:42.259 --> 01:43:44.696 I think he would've liked your eulogy. 2030 01:43:49.179 --> 01:43:51.529 I think he would've thought it was too long. 2031 01:43:51.573 --> 01:43:54.228 -Well, probably. 2032 01:43:58.580 --> 01:44:00.451 MICHAEL: What are you gonna do next? 2033 01:44:00.495 --> 01:44:04.194 I mean, besides triathlons. 2034 01:44:05.804 --> 01:44:08.242 I've never been to Spain, and I always... 2035 01:44:08.285 --> 01:44:12.550 I always wanted to see that funny-looking museum. 2036 01:44:12.594 --> 01:44:14.770 -Oh, the Guggenheim in Bilbao? -Yes. Yes. 2037 01:44:14.813 --> 01:44:16.206 Yes, that's funny. 2038 01:44:16.250 --> 01:44:18.164 In the pictures, it looks like a big ship. 2039 01:44:18.208 --> 01:44:19.470 It does look like a ship. 2040 01:44:19.514 --> 01:44:20.950 -Do you think? -Yeah, it does. 2041 01:44:22.995 --> 01:44:25.128 MARILYN: I don't know, I'd just... 2042 01:44:25.171 --> 01:44:27.304 like to get away for a while. 2043 01:44:27.348 --> 01:44:29.915 MICHAEL: That sounds really nice. 2044 01:44:29.959 --> 01:44:31.830 New scenery to run in. 2045 01:44:33.484 --> 01:44:35.181 Yeah, all the running stays the same 2046 01:44:35.225 --> 01:44:38.228 -if my knees hold on. -Mm. 2047 01:44:40.012 --> 01:44:41.405 Race you to the house. 2048 01:44:41.449 --> 01:44:42.624 MICHAEL: Okay. 2049 01:44:45.366 --> 01:44:47.585 ♪ 2050 01:45:10.173 --> 01:45:12.958 The hardest thing about a story ending 2051 01:45:13.002 --> 01:45:17.485 is that you have to say goodbye to your favorite characters. 2052 01:45:17.528 --> 01:45:19.530 To your favorite people. 2053 01:45:20.836 --> 01:45:23.099 A good TV show can make real life 2054 01:45:23.142 --> 01:45:25.319 seem like it makes sense. 2055 01:45:25.362 --> 01:45:28.670 And a good ending can feel like the end of one thing 2056 01:45:28.713 --> 01:45:30.976 and the beginning of another. 2057 01:45:32.151 --> 01:45:34.850 Sometimes the hero dies. 2058 01:45:34.893 --> 01:45:37.156 Sometimes we only get 14 Christmas trees 2059 01:45:37.200 --> 01:45:39.550 when we thought we'd have 40. 2060 01:45:42.336 --> 01:45:44.294 And then an old friend reminded me 2061 01:45:44.338 --> 01:45:46.470 that sometimes the main character 2062 01:45:46.514 --> 01:45:48.124 has to take a leap of faith 2063 01:45:48.167 --> 01:45:50.822 that involves packing a suitcase 2064 01:45:50.866 --> 01:45:52.911 and traveling across the country. 2065 01:45:54.826 --> 01:45:58.177 I don't know. Maybe that's too on the nose. 2066 01:46:21.462 --> 01:46:23.594 -Hi. -Where we going? 2067 01:46:23.638 --> 01:46:25.291 Uh, JFK. 2068 01:46:28.860 --> 01:46:30.949 Where you off to? 2069 01:46:30.993 --> 01:46:32.951 Los Angeles. 2070 01:46:32.995 --> 01:46:36.346 Oof. That 405, man. 2071 01:46:36.390 --> 01:46:38.827 That thing takes no prisoners, huh? 2072 01:46:38.870 --> 01:46:40.916 I wanted our story to be 2073 01:46:40.959 --> 01:46:44.049 a picture-perfect, happy-ending love story. 2074 01:46:46.835 --> 01:46:49.925 But what we got was a real love story. 2075 01:46:51.840 --> 01:46:53.407 I'm ready. 2076 01:46:57.280 --> 01:46:59.021 I'll just shut up now. 2077 01:47:03.678 --> 01:47:09.248 ♪ Don't you 2078 01:47:11.425 --> 01:47:14.863 ♪ Break my heart 2079 01:47:20.869 --> 01:47:25.961 ♪ Don't you 2080 01:47:28.746 --> 01:47:32.663 ♪ Break my heart 2081 01:47:39.888 --> 01:47:43.587 ♪ I put my hand in 2082 01:47:43.631 --> 01:47:46.634 ♪ Into the bush 2083 01:47:48.679 --> 01:47:51.073 ♪ Finding the sweetest 2084 01:47:51.116 --> 01:47:54.990 ♪ Sweetest rose 2085 01:47:57.166 --> 01:47:59.734 ♪ Saw a ship sailing 2086 01:47:59.777 --> 01:48:02.780 ♪ On the big blue sea 2087 01:48:05.609 --> 01:48:08.351 ♪ She sailed as deep as 2088 01:48:08.394 --> 01:48:12.181 ♪ Deep as she could be 2089 01:48:14.226 --> 01:48:16.838 ♪ But not so deep in 2090 01:48:16.881 --> 01:48:21.059 ♪ In love as I am 2091 01:48:21.103 --> 01:48:25.499 ♪ I cannot whether I 2092 01:48:25.542 --> 01:48:29.503 ♪ I sink or swim 2093 01:48:29.546 --> 01:48:34.551 ♪ Don't you 2094 01:48:37.423 --> 01:48:42.254 ♪ Break my heart 2095 01:48:42.298 --> 01:48:43.952 Oh, that's why I wanted my camera. 2096 01:48:43.995 --> 01:48:45.562 MICHAEL AUSIELLO: Wh-What? 2097 01:48:45.606 --> 01:48:47.303 I thought it looked like the sun. 2098 01:48:47.346 --> 01:48:49.566 ♪ Don't you... 2099 01:48:49.610 --> 01:48:51.873 These bubbles are very finicky. 2100 01:48:55.224 --> 01:48:56.921 -Bye. -Bye. 2101 01:48:56.965 --> 01:48:58.575 Bye, now. 2102 01:49:03.667 --> 01:49:09.064 ♪ Don't you 2103 01:49:11.588 --> 01:49:15.070 ♪ Break my heart 2104 01:49:20.945 --> 01:49:25.994 ♪ Don't you 2105 01:49:28.823 --> 01:49:32.827 ♪ Break my heart 2106 01:49:39.747 --> 01:49:42.401 ♪ Thousands and thousands 2107 01:49:42.445 --> 01:49:45.753 ♪ All on this Earth. 2108 01:49:47.798 --> 01:49:49.844 ♪ 2109 01:50:19.830 --> 01:50:21.876 ♪ 2110 01:50:51.862 --> 01:50:53.908 ♪ 2111 01:51:23.894 --> 01:51:25.940 ♪ 2112 01:51:55.926 --> 01:51:57.972 ♪