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Sorry I'm late, love.
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That's all right.
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This is what you get when people start
working from home.
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See you next week.
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How am I doing, Susie?
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You have a performance drop
of seven percent compared to yesterday.
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Keep pushing hard.
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-Best driver in town.
-Gonna need a hand, mate.
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-Damn.
-These things don't get any smaller.
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Bugger.
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Orgasm complete.
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-I'm sorry about the mess.
-No problem.
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The usual?
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God.
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Lovely, darling.
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-Hope you enjoy it.
-Thank you.
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-What's your name, darling?
-Peggy.
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Peggy? Oh, that's a beautiful name.
I used to have a cat called Peggy.
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-Enjoy.
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And to what pretty name
am I dedicating this?
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It's a birthday gift. Her name's Angela.
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Her name's Angela?
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Well, I hope Angela enjoys it.
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-Hello, mate.
-Hello, big fan.
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Oh, good, good, grand.
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Hey.
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You just signed a gift for a friend.
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You guys always say that:
"For a friend."
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-You don't believe me.
-No.
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Do you think she'd prefer bath oils?
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-What would you prefer?
-The thing is: I don't like plastic.
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Shall I call you an Uber?
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Goldfinger…
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Good morning people!
It's your boy Adam Kowinski.
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It's another beautiful day
in a beautiful city,
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and have I got news for you!
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Now, believe it or not,
yesterday I had the prototype
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for the brand new XT-5 dangling
around my loins.
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In a nutshell: This thing rocks!
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Now firstly, this is as real as it gets.
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Secondly, the toy also reacts
to the movement of your hips.
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And if you throw in some extra pounding,
you get a bit more bang for your buck.
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Not to mention: A free workout.
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I'm sure you guys love training thighs
and tight arses.
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Speaking of tight arses,
the jeans I'm wearing:
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Now you guys can get these bad boys
with a 15% discount at Lola's.
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Just use the code: "Adam sent me."
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That's all for today guys, signing off.
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And do not forget: I love you all. Peace.
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Hi everybody, and welcome
to the 'Art of Love' Tester Conference!
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Now please,
give it up for our beloved host,
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Mister Hector!
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Three months ago, I had a vision.
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A vision that we, all together,
could improve love lives worldwide.
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Yes, brother!
That is something worth cheering for.
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Because today, I'm gonna give
all you lovely people,
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all you valued members of our big,
happy family
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something to really cheer for.
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The "Art of Love."
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The "Art of Love!"
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Today is the day we say goodbye
to the sex toy,
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and we say "hello" to the love toy!
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Three years ago, the UK government
appointed a minister for loneliness.
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Because according to a recent survey,
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nine million people of all ages
feel lonely and unloved.
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And that, my family, is in England alone.
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The love toy is the salvation!
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So the love toy will not only fulfill
your wildest fantasy,
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the love toy will love you
for who you are.
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And with the love toy,
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youwill never be lonely again.
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In six months' time,
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we will present the ultimate love toy
at the Venus Conference in Berlin!
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Have you tested "Adam’s Pleasure"
by any chance?
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-"Adam’s…" what?
-"Adam’s Pleasure."
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He's got his own signature line.
Those things have his exact dimensions.
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My wife says he's the best she's ever had.
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Right.
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For those of you
who have been with us for a while,
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you'll know that each year,
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as a company, we pay special tribute
to outstanding achievements.
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So, this year, the "Art of Love" Award
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goes to a person who supports our cause
with incomparable dedication and loyalty.
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For six years running,
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this person has amassed more test hours
than all of us!
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Ladies and gentlemen, go mad for,
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give it up for Mister Love himself,
Adam Kowinski!
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Well done brother, you deserve it.
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Keep up the good work,
I'm very proud of you, okay?
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So now, this year,
I'm gonna be super cheeky
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and give out a second award!
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The second award goes to a person
who understands human longing
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and sexual fantasies…
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like no other.
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Not only has she extensively tested
the toys
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but she has provided them with a soul.
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Her test reports are beautiful.
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In fact, they are so beautiful
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that we have used them
as product descriptions on our packaging.
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And this has resulted in an overwhelming
increase in sales!
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And she's been with us only
for five months, already a rising star.
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Ladies and gentlemen, make lots of noise,
give it up for Eva Parker!
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Welcome to the family, darling.
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Now our A-team here will play a major role
in the development of our new love toy.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the war on loneliness
has well and surely begun!
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Now, this is just the beginning.
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So we'll talk next week,
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but I want you two to go
and celebrate, okay?
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Ah, yes?
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Well, one size fits all…
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Hey, this is Hector,
can't take your call, you know what to do.
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Hey Hector, it's me,
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if you could call me back ASAP
to explain to me
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what it is exactly I'm supposed
to be doing with this, ah, boomer.
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I'd really appreciate it.
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Yeah, and if I don't hear from you
then I will see you at the gym.
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All right. Talk soon.
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Hey, sorry love. Sorry, I'm a bit late.
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-My boss, ah, he wanted me to, you know…
-It's okay.
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This is quite a place.
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I got a bonus.
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Really? What for?
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Ten year anniversary gift.
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Well, at least they appreciate
what you do.
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-Where's the meat?
-Oh, it's vegetarian.
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No meat? How can you open a restaurant
and not serve meat?
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Well, more and more people
are going vegan, you know?
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Yeah. Well, I wouldn't trust them.
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Seems you pay just as much
for all the trimmings without the meat.
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For god's sake!
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We've not been out in eight months!
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Sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to, you know…
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It's just…
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Oh, dear.
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-We need to get away.
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You know we can't do that.
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I couldn't go through
all that again, love.
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But they won't kick you out
for having a holiday.
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Well I just don't think
it's a good idea to travel
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whilst I'm still taking the meds.
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It's not medication, it's homeopathy.
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And you've not had trouble sleeping
for five months now, love.
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Don't worry.
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We'll work it out.
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Hi! I'm Claire. From next door.
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You're on my balcony.
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It's my balcony, too.
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I was wondering
if you could do me a quick favor.
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You realize you got a bath
in your apartment, don't you?
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Yeah, I've noticed.
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You like having a bath, obviously.
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Oh, actually, stop.
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Ah…
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Um, let's just leave it here for now,
I'll drag it in in the morning.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, thanks.
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Good night then.
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Good night.
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Is this where we're supposed to meet?
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Did he tell you about this whole love toy
A-team idea?
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No, he didn't.
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-Morning.
-Hello.
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Third bike in a year?
Get that for free, too?
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-Was this your idea?
-What?
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Teaming up with…Maude.
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-No, it was the boss' idea.
-What?
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Do you really expect me to work with…that?
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You'll survive. You might even like it.
Mr. Love.
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Please excuse the inconvenience.
Ingenuity comes at a price.
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Here we are.
The marvel we're flying to Berlin with.
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The basis is a haptic suit
with electrostatic adhesion.
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Meaning, you can touch what you see.
You can feel what you touch.
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When you are touched, you feel it.
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You are virtually in the middle
of the experience.
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We've equipped this model
with an emotions processor.
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In other words, this toy
has a high artificial intelligence.
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Your job is to feed it
with real-life emotions
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and behavior patterns.
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Like comforting someone, being comforted,
flirting, falling in love, et cetera.
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-Falling in love?
-You'll find everything in the manual.
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We hit the market
with the men's version first.
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The gap is closing in but the market
is still significantly bigger
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in the virtual reality sector.
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-Quelle surprise.
-Save the best until last.
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The hardware for the women's version
will be ready by the end of the year.
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Based on a survey,
we're going to be focusing on
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the ten most popular
love fantasy partners for men.
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Which are:
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Fitness trainer, nurse, masseuse,
yoga teacher, nanny, room service,
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secretary, and the neighbor's wife.
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God.
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We are currently
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working on different design options
for the packaging.
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Hey, boss.
Yes, I've just talked them through it.
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They both love it!
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Listen, I don't want to sound like
a prick or anything
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but I don't think I can do this.
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-My reputation is at stake.
-And my marriage is at stake!
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Okay, so let's not do it then.
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I mean this whole love team idea
is stupid anyway.
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You know, just for the record,
you're not my type either.
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Oh, am I not? Good!
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Because I don't want to talk about love
with you, let alone sex!
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I mean look at you.
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-What is it?
-Nothing.
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What am I to you?
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Oh, sorry, my love.
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-What?
-What am I to you?
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What…
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You're the love of my life.
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Do you remember the little puzzles
you used to make me?
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You'd sneak into our bedroom
while I was brushing my teeth
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and leave them on the pillow.
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I loved that.
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The solutions were always
the special places we've been together.
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Do you remember?
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Yeah.
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You got to let me in again.
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Look, I'm just tired, love.
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Let's take a break. It's been four years!
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-You know we can't do that.
-Yes we can!
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-You can sell that bloody picture!
-Look, we've talked about this.
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Your grandmother's dead!
She wouldn't care.
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-Hector, we don't need her!
-Yes we do, and I want you to apologize.
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For what? She's older
than fucking Madonna!
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-Have you read her test reports?
-No!
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She's the sex industry's answer
to Shakespeare!
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And her vivid imagination translates
into sales.
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So pull yourself together!
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So what am I,
just a guy in the fucking spandex?
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Yes!
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You're the guy in the spandex,
and you should be proud.
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You're the face of this company
and you're gonna be the face of this toy.
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Adam. We've come a long way together.
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You and I are carved out
of the same piece of wood.
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We bend for no one.
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I trust you like a son,
I need you to trust me, Adam.
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Berlin is just the beginning.
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I mean your face is gonna be
on all the posters,
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you are gonna to get anything
you ever wanted.
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Ah, man.
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Are we alike.
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-Huh.
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Adam, what are your plans
for your birthday?
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-I'm gonna take you out.
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-You gonna take me out, really?
-Yeah.
250
00:27:35.800 --> 00:27:37.440
We'll have a proper celebration.
251
00:27:44.840 --> 00:27:47.400
-I'll see you out there.
-Yeah, see you in a minute.
252
00:28:02.080 --> 00:28:03.920
-I'm sorry about what I said.
-I know.
253
00:28:05.360 --> 00:28:06.960
-It wasn't very nice.
-It's fine.
254
00:28:17.320 --> 00:28:19.720
Well I can't tell my husband
I'm testing sex toys
255
00:28:19.800 --> 00:28:22.280
with the king of cocks
when I get home, can I?
256
00:28:25.360 --> 00:28:26.600
It's this way.
257
00:28:35.120 --> 00:28:38.560
-Where do I put this?
-On your temple. It reads your thoughts.
258
00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:41.000
-What?
-It's what it says here.
259
00:28:47.360 --> 00:28:49.120
Go get the rest of your kit.
260
00:28:58.880 --> 00:29:00.560
-Oh, lord.
261
00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:05.240
-What?
-It's big. The screen.
262
00:29:12.520 --> 00:29:15.560
Welcome.
Please select a love scenario.
263
00:29:17.600 --> 00:29:19.800
Let's go with the physiotherapist.
264
00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:22.160
Good choice, please wait.
265
00:29:23.240 --> 00:29:25.240
Building love experience.
266
00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:37.240
Building complete.
267
00:29:48.200 --> 00:29:49.880
Adam, there's someone at the door.
268
00:29:54.280 --> 00:29:56.720
Morning. Sorry to keep you waiting.
269
00:29:57.280 --> 00:29:59.320
I just need to quickly check
through your file
270
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:01.360
before we begin physical inspection.
271
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:02.880
It's okay, darling.
272
00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:06.600
What am I supposed to do now?
273
00:30:07.560 --> 00:30:10.600
Tell her what to do.
Well, think it, I mean.
274
00:30:11.720 --> 00:30:14.720
Take over her voice
by saying "speech control."
275
00:30:15.520 --> 00:30:18.080
-Just get her to do something.
-Like what?
276
00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:20.240
I don't know. Make me horny.
Do something hot.
277
00:30:20.320 --> 00:30:23.200
Do whatever it is that Hector
loves about you.
278
00:30:23.280 --> 00:30:26.360
-And why are you whispering?
-Oh, this is ridiculous.
279
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:27.920
I don't know what to do!
280
00:30:29.280 --> 00:30:30.360
What's the matter with you?
281
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:33.200
She's just code,
she's just bits and bytes!
282
00:30:33.280 --> 00:30:36.280
Don't be such an arrogant shit!
283
00:30:37.920 --> 00:30:39.800
Does this seriously make you horny?
284
00:30:49.080 --> 00:30:50.200
Restart.
285
00:30:51.600 --> 00:30:52.640
Morning.
286
00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:58.200
-Morning.
-Restart.
287
00:30:58.880 --> 00:31:00.200
Sorry to keep you waiting.
288
00:31:00.960 --> 00:31:02.240
Sorry to keep you waiting.
289
00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:04.680
Restart.
290
00:31:04.760 --> 00:31:06.720
I just quickly need to check
through your file.
291
00:31:06.800 --> 00:31:08.240
-Restart.
292
00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:10.200
Morning.
293
00:31:31.440 --> 00:31:33.720
-Can I be honest?
-Hm.
294
00:31:33.800 --> 00:31:35.240
It might be a generational thing
295
00:31:35.320 --> 00:31:38.520
but I think we have a very different
understanding of romance.
296
00:31:38.600 --> 00:31:39.640
You don't say.
297
00:31:40.120 --> 00:31:43.200
You need to start thinking
outside of your underpants.
298
00:31:43.280 --> 00:31:45.920
Oh, I need to start thinking
outside of my underpants?
299
00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:46.880
That's very interesting, actually.
300
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:48.560
Because I'm not wearing any underpants,
and do you know why?
301
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:50.880
Because my cock is stuck
inside of a genital box!
302
00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:54.720
-Yeah. How's that for romance?
-You're missing out.
303
00:31:54.800 --> 00:31:58.600
If you do what you always did,
you'll always get what you always got.
304
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:01.040
So you're firing inspirational quotes
at me now?
305
00:32:01.120 --> 00:32:02.880
You just need to be yourself.
306
00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:07.360
-I don't think I want to do this anymore.
-Try harder!
307
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:10.680
It's just bloody bits and bytes,
you said so yourself!
308
00:32:10.760 --> 00:32:15.040
Come on, up you get! I need that money,
so get over here.
309
00:32:22.560 --> 00:32:23.680
Speech control.
310
00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:26.720
Hi, how are you?
311
00:32:30.640 --> 00:32:33.600
-I thought you'd never ask.
-Ask what?
312
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:37.200
How I am. You never do.
313
00:32:41.960 --> 00:32:46.360
I saw you at a club a few days ago.
Dancing with another woman.
314
00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:51.280
Can you get out of frame?
You're ruining the romance.
315
00:32:51.360 --> 00:32:52.440
Oh, sorry.
316
00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:04.400
I saw you at a club a few days ago.
Dancing with another woman.
317
00:33:06.440 --> 00:33:09.080
The way she touched you made me jealous.
318
00:33:11.280 --> 00:33:15.000
I watched you for a while,
studied your body.
319
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:19.240
It helps me understand how to treat you.
320
00:33:23.560 --> 00:33:25.760
-Move.
-Move what?
321
00:33:28.400 --> 00:33:29.880
Dance with me.
322
00:33:30.840 --> 00:33:31.920
I don't know…
323
00:33:50.560 --> 00:33:51.640
Relax.
324
00:33:55.320 --> 00:33:56.440
Better?
325
00:33:58.000 --> 00:33:59.440
I don't know.
326
00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:07.280
I don't think I can stay professional.
327
00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:21.960
I need a drink. I'll be next door.
328
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:26.440
Hey, you can't just leave me like this!
What about my orgasm?
329
00:34:26.520 --> 00:34:27.960
Join the club!
330
00:34:40.080 --> 00:34:44.520
-Are you okay?
-Oh. Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
331
00:34:45.600 --> 00:34:48.400
-Do you live here?
-No, I'm just visiting.
332
00:34:50.199 --> 00:34:52.000
I get dizzy spells sometimes.
333
00:34:56.679 --> 00:34:57.960
Thank you.
334
00:35:17.600 --> 00:35:20.720
-Listen…
-I don't want to talk about it. Not now.
335
00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:26.080
What do I say to my husband?
I can't even look at him.
336
00:35:26.160 --> 00:35:29.600
-It's virtual, what's the big deal?
-Does that make a difference?
337
00:35:29.680 --> 00:35:33.400
I have been married for 30 years,
I have never been unfaithful.
338
00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:36.800
Faithful? You didn't cheat!
We didn't touch, we didn't have sex!
339
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:38.040
But we had a moment!
340
00:35:38.120 --> 00:35:39.960
-We didn't have a moment!
-Yes we did!
341
00:35:40.040 --> 00:35:42.840
No, I had a moment
with the physiotherapist, at best.
342
00:35:47.800 --> 00:35:49.040
I've got to go.
343
00:35:50.600 --> 00:35:51.720
I'll get that.
344
00:35:53.680 --> 00:35:54.840
Ah. Thank you.
345
00:35:55.320 --> 00:35:56.840
Whoa. Steady.
346
00:36:01.120 --> 00:36:03.680
-You've got my number.
-Correct, see you tomorrow!
347
00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:05.720
-Exit is that way.
-Oh yes, sorry.
348
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:20.280
Hi.
349
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:23.880
-Hi.
-I was worried about you.
350
00:36:26.160 --> 00:36:27.560
Where you?
351
00:36:27.640 --> 00:36:31.280
Are you drunk? You are drunk.
I can smell it.
352
00:36:32.600 --> 00:36:36.800
What's going on?
What the hell is going on?
353
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:41.840
-Are you okay?
-I got a promotion!
354
00:36:42.920 --> 00:36:46.120
-What?
-We had a little celebration.
355
00:36:47.040 --> 00:36:50.320
Right well… you should have called.
You know?
356
00:36:51.120 --> 00:36:53.960
-I'm not sorry.
-Oh, you're not?
357
00:36:56.040 --> 00:36:58.280
So what's this career boost all about?
358
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:02.640
Ah, look, can we talk about it
in the morning? Just, just…
359
00:37:02.720 --> 00:37:05.320
Just be proud of me!
360
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:10.120
Well, I am.
361
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:24.080
-I love this game.
-I know you do.
362
00:37:27.040 --> 00:37:28.040
Oh!
363
00:37:28.720 --> 00:37:30.200
Good evening, gents!
364
00:37:31.240 --> 00:37:32.840
Aaron! Good to see you.
365
00:37:34.520 --> 00:37:35.760
This must be him.
366
00:37:37.040 --> 00:37:38.080
Finally.
367
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:42.120
Hector's been hiding you.
368
00:37:42.200 --> 00:37:44.560
You have to protect your best assets,
right?
369
00:37:44.640 --> 00:37:48.120
-Haven't seen you here in a while.
-Too much on my plate, Aaron.
370
00:37:48.200 --> 00:37:49.440
I heard.
371
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:56.200
Have a good game, boys.
372
00:38:01.560 --> 00:38:02.560
Who's that?
373
00:38:02.640 --> 00:38:05.520
Aaron Levinger, top-notch investor.
Super rich.
374
00:38:05.600 --> 00:38:07.440
I've been working on him
for the last couple of months
375
00:38:07.520 --> 00:38:09.480
trying to get him involved in our cause.
376
00:38:09.560 --> 00:38:11.560
Some nuts need a little more to crack.
377
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:20.760
He's here every Thursday.
378
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:27.320
He's been asking about you.
He obviously fancies you.
379
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:35.920
But I take care of you.
No one messes with my boy!
380
00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:38.120
I mean, everyone has their limits, right?
381
00:38:38.200 --> 00:38:41.080
As to how far they would go
for the good of the company.
382
00:38:41.160 --> 00:38:44.360
What might apply for me,
might not apply for you, right?
383
00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:48.000
Watch this!
384
00:38:56.440 --> 00:38:59.280
There they are! It's already midnight.
385
00:39:29.640 --> 00:39:31.200
Happy birthday, mate!
386
00:39:32.160 --> 00:39:33.840
I love you. Yeah?
387
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:53.600
-Hi.
-Hey.
388
00:39:53.680 --> 00:39:56.120
You know I have a door like everyone else,
right?
389
00:39:56.200 --> 00:39:58.480
You don't have dental floss by any chance?
390
00:40:00.160 --> 00:40:01.600
Last time. Promise.
391
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:14.640
I've only got waxed.
392
00:40:15.520 --> 00:40:16.600
Anything works.
393
00:40:25.040 --> 00:40:28.720
It's a pity, I really missed out on jazz.
Got to catch up.
394
00:40:30.200 --> 00:40:31.520
Is this guy any good?
395
00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:49.080
It's nice.
396
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:51.960
Nice?
397
00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:54.880
It's unbelievable.
398
00:40:56.920 --> 00:40:59.920
Listen to the way he shapes the space
between the notes.
399
00:41:02.040 --> 00:41:04.680
The way he tells a story
without any words.
400
00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:09.480
-Have you ever played yourself?
-Yeah, when I was a kid.
401
00:41:11.520 --> 00:41:13.280
Didn't have any talent, so…
402
00:41:18.080 --> 00:41:20.440
My parents used to play music like this.
403
00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:23.240
Especially on a rainy Sunday.
404
00:41:24.080 --> 00:41:25.960
Mom would burn toast,
405
00:41:26.040 --> 00:41:29.240
and nobody would utter a word
while the music was playing.
406
00:41:30.880 --> 00:41:32.840
Out of respect for the musicians.
407
00:41:35.240 --> 00:41:37.080
That's what my dad used to say.
408
00:41:41.880 --> 00:41:44.520
That's the only thing I took with me
when I moved out.
409
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:52.120
What?
410
00:41:53.120 --> 00:41:55.320
I was just wondering who you are.
411
00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:58.640
What do you mean?
412
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:04.120
You have a lot of records,
but you don't listen to them.
413
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:09.160
You have over a million followers
414
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:13.400
but I never see anyone go in
or out of your flat.
415
00:42:14.120 --> 00:42:17.280
Except for an old lady
in a London Underground uniform.
416
00:42:20.760 --> 00:42:22.280
And you watch ice skating.
417
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:29.760
It's getting late.
418
00:42:39.480 --> 00:42:40.680
Thanks for the tea.
419
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:44.160
And the floss.
420
00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:33.760
No, no, no!
421
00:43:38.160 --> 00:43:39.160
Hey!
422
00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:43.080
-Adam.
-Ah, this… you two.
423
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:46.440
-You're late.
-Good morning to you, too.
424
00:43:48.720 --> 00:43:52.000
So, you two test sex toys for couples.
425
00:43:53.080 --> 00:43:54.080
-Well, no, no, no…
-No!
426
00:43:54.160 --> 00:43:56.520
I wouldn't necessarily say that.
No no, we don't do that.
427
00:43:56.600 --> 00:43:58.560
No, it's more research theory-based.
428
00:43:58.640 --> 00:44:01.880
Yes, yes, it's experimental.
Although not weird experimental.
429
00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:03.720
And not physical or romantic, or…
430
00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:07.320
Oh, no, no, I mean, we wouldn't do that.
I mean look at us!
431
00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:08.640
Yuck!
432
00:44:11.720 --> 00:44:12.960
Sounds intriguing.
433
00:44:20.120 --> 00:44:21.600
She googled you.
434
00:44:25.840 --> 00:44:27.520
-Hey.
-Is Eva there?
435
00:44:27.600 --> 00:44:30.760
-Yeah, yeah, she's here now.
-Can you come over? Both of you.
436
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:33.200
-What, you want us to come now?
-Yeah.
437
00:44:33.280 --> 00:44:34.840
-Okay.
-Bye.
438
00:44:38.720 --> 00:44:41.120
Have you ever ridden on the back
of a motorcycle?
439
00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:50.560
Any time before Christmas!
440
00:44:51.040 --> 00:44:54.280
-On there?
-Where else?
441
00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:05.080
-It helps if I could breathe.
-Oh, sorry.
442
00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:09.480
Ah! Oh, it vibrates!
443
00:45:10.120 --> 00:45:12.080
-Enjoy it while it lasts!
444
00:45:46.320 --> 00:45:50.640
"Health, happiness, and success
445
00:45:51.720 --> 00:45:54.720
depends upon the fighting spirit
of each person.
446
00:45:55.680 --> 00:45:59.120
The big thing is not what happens to us in
life…
447
00:46:00.480 --> 00:46:05.120
but what we do with what happens
to us in life."
448
00:46:06.040 --> 00:46:07.320
George Allen.
449
00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:14.640
I love you!
450
00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:21.000
Oh, fuck yeah.
451
00:46:32.280 --> 00:46:35.320
So, we've analyzed the data
from your first session.
452
00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:38.960
Not surprisingly, we've already been able
to register a six percent increase
453
00:46:39.040 --> 00:46:41.080
in emotionality in the AI behavior.
454
00:46:41.160 --> 00:46:43.920
So in a nutshell,
we've had our first decent result!
455
00:46:45.200 --> 00:46:46.560
Good job, both of you.
456
00:46:46.640 --> 00:46:50.440
Well yes, it was insanely immersive.
Great orgasm.
457
00:46:50.520 --> 00:46:51.800
Good.
458
00:46:51.880 --> 00:46:53.840
Ah, so we'll continue along the list.
459
00:46:53.920 --> 00:46:57.800
Please prioritize nanny,
yoga teacher, and nurse…
460
00:46:57.880 --> 00:46:59.600
We've also had a special request
461
00:46:59.680 --> 00:47:01.840
for a love scenario
with a dental hygienist.
462
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:02.920
Nice.
463
00:47:03.800 --> 00:47:05.960
I don't think this toy
will work for women.
464
00:47:08.160 --> 00:47:10.920
-What do you mean?
-It's too mechanical.
465
00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:13.400
Too straightforward.
466
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:17.960
Well that's why we have you, darling.
I'm sure you'll figure it out.
467
00:47:18.040 --> 00:47:21.880
So that first session left you completely
unmoved? Hm?
468
00:47:29.360 --> 00:47:33.000
Well that came as a surprise.
The positive result I mean.
469
00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:34.840
Why?
470
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:38.640
How they got a reading on emotional factor
from that session is beyond me.
471
00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:41.600
-What?
472
00:47:42.760 --> 00:47:44.040
Why do you do this job?
473
00:47:44.120 --> 00:47:46.840
-I saw an ad.
-In amongst lots of other ads.
474
00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:49.320
For the money, I told you. It's well paid.
475
00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:51.080
So is being a nanny. Or a dolphin trainer!
476
00:47:51.160 --> 00:47:52.800
What are you trying to say?
477
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:55.400
I think what we're doing here
pleases you more than you're letting on.
478
00:47:56.240 --> 00:47:59.040
-No, it doesn't.
-Something about it fascinates you.
479
00:47:59.120 --> 00:48:00.120
That is untrue.
480
00:48:00.200 --> 00:48:02.160
That something makes you
write passionate test reports,
481
00:48:02.240 --> 00:48:04.200
that something made your pulse race
during our test session,
482
00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:06.160
-that something--
-You sound like Hector!
483
00:48:06.240 --> 00:48:07.240
Hm.
484
00:48:08.600 --> 00:48:12.040
-Are you all right?
-Yes. No. Dark-haired, one o'clock.
485
00:48:13.360 --> 00:48:16.720
-What did she do?
-She was hot. I was not.
486
00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:20.880
She got all the boys, I got constant
reminders about my greasy hair.
487
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:24.640
Oh, I think it's payback time.
488
00:48:25.840 --> 00:48:26.960
Go and talk to her.
489
00:48:27.040 --> 00:48:29.200
Oh! Don't be ridiculous!
It was a hundred years ago.
490
00:48:29.280 --> 00:48:30.960
-Go and speak to hear.
-Well, what do I say?
491
00:48:31.040 --> 00:48:32.440
You'll think of something.
492
00:48:44.240 --> 00:48:46.560
Hey! I'm here.
493
00:48:46.640 --> 00:48:48.760
-For what?
-Beat her up.
494
00:48:56.720 --> 00:48:58.920
-Catherine.
495
00:49:00.640 --> 00:49:03.440
-Eva Parker.
-It's been a while.
496
00:49:04.440 --> 00:49:07.480
Oh my goodness! Eva Parker.
497
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:12.240
-What is it, like 35 years?
-Yeah, I guess.
498
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:15.600
You work for the tube? How nice.
499
00:49:19.600 --> 00:49:20.600
Hey, babe.
500
00:49:23.600 --> 00:49:26.160
Oh, sorry to interrupt.
Do you guys know each other?
501
00:49:26.240 --> 00:49:27.280
Yeah.
502
00:49:28.920 --> 00:49:30.400
Secondary school.
503
00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:32.320
A long time ago.
504
00:49:33.560 --> 00:49:35.880
-Wild times.
-For some.
505
00:49:35.960 --> 00:49:36.960
Hm.
506
00:49:37.640 --> 00:49:40.080
Well, I'm gonna go get the motorbike.
507
00:49:40.160 --> 00:49:41.680
Uh, I'll see you in a minute.
508
00:49:42.600 --> 00:49:44.000
Love you.
509
00:49:48.200 --> 00:49:51.040
Is that… Adam Kowinski?
510
00:49:51.120 --> 00:49:55.360
Yes. Do you girls use his dildo?
I can get you one signed if you like.
511
00:49:58.120 --> 00:50:01.240
You're dating Adam Kowinski?
512
00:50:01.800 --> 00:50:05.080
Yes. It's funny how young men
love a uniform.
513
00:50:06.280 --> 00:50:08.520
Well, um, I'll see you around.
514
00:50:16.520 --> 00:50:17.720
Hey!
515
00:50:18.560 --> 00:50:21.280
You can't just kiss me in public.
516
00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:23.280
-Why not?
-Because…
517
00:50:24.040 --> 00:50:28.800
Because… I'm married.
And because you're 20 years younger.
518
00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:32.000
-And because we're working together.
-Oh, you didn't enjoy it?
519
00:50:32.080 --> 00:50:34.920
I know loads of women who would have paid
for a kiss like that.
520
00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:37.800
-Oh, what, should I feel privileged?
-Yeah.
521
00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:41.120
You're really enjoying playing
this Mister Love card, aren't you?
522
00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:44.600
-Consider it an apology.
-For what?
523
00:50:44.680 --> 00:50:46.800
For being an arsehole when we first met.
524
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:49.040
Oh, so it didn't mean anything to you?
525
00:50:49.120 --> 00:50:52.960
-Of course not. I was just messing around.
-Yes, yes, no. I'm pleased to hear that.
526
00:50:53.040 --> 00:50:54.920
-No strings attached…
-No!
527
00:50:55.000 --> 00:50:57.360
-No emotions.
-Nope!
528
00:50:57.440 --> 00:50:59.480
-Just friends.
-Oh, colleagues, actually.
529
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:03.880
Yes, yes. My words.
530
00:51:05.640 --> 00:51:09.320
As a colleague
you wouldn't be free tomorrow, would you?
531
00:51:27.080 --> 00:51:30.280
-Are you hungry?
-What?
532
00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:32.720
I made sandwiches!
533
00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:53.960
-So how did you meet Hector?
-White bread?
534
00:51:58.560 --> 00:51:59.960
Tastes better than it looks.
535
00:52:01.960 --> 00:52:02.960
Well?
536
00:52:03.680 --> 00:52:05.040
It's a long story.
537
00:52:08.880 --> 00:52:11.920
Hector helped me through a rough patch.
538
00:52:12.000 --> 00:52:15.760
-A rough patch?
-Mm. A rough patch.
539
00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:22.400
Do you really live off what you earn
from the company?
540
00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:24.800
Yeah.
541
00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:28.920
I mean the videos make decent money.
Not to mention all the free shit I get.
542
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:33.160
-Have you ever seen any of my videos?
-No.
543
00:52:33.720 --> 00:52:35.800
-Seriously?
-Yes!
544
00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:45.280
All right. Watch this.
545
00:52:45.360 --> 00:52:48.000
What's up, guys.
Here's your boy Adam Kowinski
546
00:52:48.080 --> 00:52:52.040
Here for yet another update
on AOL products.
547
00:52:52.120 --> 00:52:54.840
And today we are reviewing…
548
00:52:54.920 --> 00:53:00.200
I don't get all this influencer stuff.
Who or what are you trying to influence?
549
00:53:01.600 --> 00:53:03.720
If you don't like my videos,
you don't have to watch them.
550
00:53:03.800 --> 00:53:05.760
No, I'm just saying.
551
00:53:05.840 --> 00:53:10.480
You could use your influencer power
to get a little more substance across.
552
00:53:10.560 --> 00:53:12.640
-Substance?
-Yes!
553
00:53:15.160 --> 00:53:17.640
And I'd send that shirt back.
It's way too tight.
554
00:53:20.760 --> 00:53:22.480
Should we get going then?
555
00:53:42.280 --> 00:53:43.800
Can you give me a minute?
556
00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:13.480
Hey, come over here.
557
00:54:29.120 --> 00:54:31.200
It's all right, I'm not gonna kiss you.
558
00:54:44.160 --> 00:54:48.000
If you try really hard, you can see
the Eiffel Tower from here.
559
00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:54.000
It's amazing how horizons stretch
when you're in love with someone.
560
00:55:01.680 --> 00:55:03.160
Why are we here?
561
00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:06.720
This is the place where he proposed…
562
00:55:08.240 --> 00:55:09.680
…and I said yes.
563
00:55:11.400 --> 00:55:12.760
Thirty years ago.
564
00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:17.720
His name was Ben.
565
00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:22.840
I wanted to know if I still feel anything
in this place.
566
00:55:32.560 --> 00:55:35.120
-So, did you feel anything?
-Yes, I did.
567
00:55:36.680 --> 00:55:38.160
Ben's a good man.
568
00:55:39.080 --> 00:55:41.720
He'll come back to his old self again,
I know he will.
569
00:55:42.360 --> 00:55:44.640
We just need to get away for a while,
like we used to.
570
00:55:46.080 --> 00:55:47.600
Why don't you just leave him?
571
00:55:51.200 --> 00:55:54.400
Maybe he's lost interest in me.
I mean, look at me.
572
00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:55.800
Oh, don't do that.
573
00:55:56.600 --> 00:56:00.120
You got beautiful eyes…
a contagious smile…
574
00:56:00.200 --> 00:56:01.680
a cracking uniform!
575
00:56:03.560 --> 00:56:05.120
And your imagination!
576
00:56:06.040 --> 00:56:09.240
You must really know those toys.
I don't even know how you do it!
577
00:56:09.960 --> 00:56:12.880
Take our "ocean breeze" massage oil
for example.
578
00:56:12.960 --> 00:56:15.080
That story of that surfer on the beach
that gives massages.
579
00:56:15.160 --> 00:56:16.400
Want to trade a secret?
580
00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:18.680
Well, I don't know, it depends.
581
00:56:19.800 --> 00:56:21.040
What do you want to know?
582
00:56:23.400 --> 00:56:28.440
The rough patch you mentioned earlier.
When Hector helped you. What happened?
583
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:32.800
My parents died when I was 18.
584
00:56:38.480 --> 00:56:41.040
-I'm so sorry.
-Your turn.
585
00:56:41.120 --> 00:56:42.760
Oh, no, no, no. I mean…
586
00:56:42.840 --> 00:56:44.800
The past is the past.
587
00:56:46.280 --> 00:56:48.400
-You promise you won't laugh?
-Promise.
588
00:56:50.240 --> 00:56:52.320
I've never used a sex toy in my life.
589
00:56:53.480 --> 00:56:55.880
-You've never used a sex toy?
-No.
590
00:56:55.960 --> 00:56:57.840
I just make up the test reports.
591
00:56:58.760 --> 00:57:01.040
-Not even "Vagina's Blossom?"
-No.
592
00:57:01.120 --> 00:57:02.760
-"Giggling Willy?"
-No.
593
00:57:02.840 --> 00:57:05.400
-You've not used "Big Ben?"
-No!
594
00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:07.680
Not even "Adams Pleasure."
595
00:57:08.320 --> 00:57:09.320
No.
596
00:57:10.280 --> 00:57:12.800
-Well that is so sad.
-Sad?
597
00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:16.240
Yeah, you should really try
"Adam's Pleasure." You deserve it.
598
00:57:16.320 --> 00:57:17.920
My husband is my sex toy.
599
00:57:18.000 --> 00:57:21.000
What, the guy that falls asleep in front
of the television every night?
600
00:57:21.080 --> 00:57:23.960
I hope for your sake he at least vibrates
when he snores.
601
00:57:31.640 --> 00:57:33.080
Do you want to have some fun?
602
00:57:34.080 --> 00:57:36.160
-Fun. Would you like some fun?
-Oh, shut up!
603
00:57:36.240 --> 00:57:37.320
Would you like some fun.
604
00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:41.760
Come on!
605
00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:47.200
-These jeans are really expensive.
-I bet you didn't pay for them!
606
00:57:47.840 --> 00:57:49.040
True.
607
00:57:49.120 --> 00:57:52.120
Jesus Christ,
will you get yourself over here?
608
00:57:52.200 --> 00:57:55.000
-It's freezing!
-Don't you ever have fun?
609
00:57:55.080 --> 00:57:57.880
Oh. Says the women
who's never used a sex toy.
610
00:57:58.600 --> 00:58:00.280
I'm waiting, tough guy!
611
00:58:10.320 --> 00:58:12.520
-Ah! It's freezing!
-And it is fun.
612
00:58:12.600 --> 00:58:14.360
No, it genuinely is freezing.
613
00:58:39.480 --> 00:58:41.000
-Hi.
-Hey.
614
00:58:42.680 --> 00:58:45.320
-Are you moving out?
-Just visiting a friend.
615
00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:46.920
Oh.
616
00:58:47.600 --> 00:58:50.880
-Do you need any help with your bags?
-Ah, I'm almost done, thanks.
617
00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:52.600
But, since you're here…
618
00:58:52.680 --> 00:58:56.120
Would you mind watering my cacti
while I'm away?
619
00:58:56.200 --> 00:58:57.480
Cacti?
620
00:58:57.560 --> 00:59:00.680
Aren't they supposed to survive
without water for a couple of days?
621
00:59:00.760 --> 00:59:01.760
Not mine.
622
00:59:03.080 --> 00:59:06.080
-Sure.
-That's sweet. Thanks.
623
00:59:07.600 --> 00:59:08.720
Here.
624
00:59:10.160 --> 00:59:11.280
Oh!
625
00:59:11.360 --> 00:59:13.320
-I'll be back on Saturday.
-Okay.
626
00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:16.640
-Thanks again.
-Yeah.
627
00:59:17.760 --> 00:59:18.840
Hey…
628
00:59:22.600 --> 00:59:25.080
Why did you knock on my balcony door
the other day?
629
00:59:25.960 --> 00:59:27.960
Because I needed help moving my bath.
630
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:29.440
Yeah.
631
00:59:30.360 --> 00:59:34.400
Eh, but also because you're inspiring.
632
00:59:35.160 --> 00:59:36.160
As a person.
633
00:59:38.480 --> 00:59:41.920
I write poems.
People are the source of my inspiration.
634
00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:47.680
-See you around!
-See you around!
635
00:59:54.560 --> 00:59:56.840
Yes, I know we need more money.
636
00:59:56.920 --> 00:59:59.960
I'm in negotiations
with potential investors as we speak.
637
01:00:00.040 --> 01:00:04.440
I need you to trust me.
It will be fine. Yes!
638
01:00:05.040 --> 01:00:06.600
All right, keep me in the loop.
639
01:00:08.040 --> 01:00:09.640
Yeah. Bye.
640
01:00:14.080 --> 01:00:17.200
-Who was it, honey?
-That was the lab.
641
01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:21.480
I mean, they're doing really well.
They just need more money for the R&D.
642
01:00:21.560 --> 01:00:24.240
-Are you coming to bed?
-Oh, I wish.
643
01:00:24.320 --> 01:00:27.000
Ah! You haven't been with me for a while.
644
01:00:27.960 --> 01:00:29.240
Yeah.
645
01:00:30.520 --> 01:00:34.960
I got to do these fucking reports!
Everybody wants a piece of me.
646
01:00:35.880 --> 01:00:37.640
Don't be an arrogant shit!
647
01:00:39.640 --> 01:00:44.320
-What did you say?
-I said: Don't be an arrogant shit!
648
01:00:46.680 --> 01:00:49.280
Don't you ever speak to me
like that again!
649
01:00:49.360 --> 01:00:50.560
I just meant…
650
01:00:50.640 --> 01:00:54.480
I said: Don't you ever speak to me
like that again!
651
01:00:54.560 --> 01:00:55.840
I'm sorry, babe.
652
01:01:47.960 --> 01:01:49.840
Eva Parker.
653
01:01:51.640 --> 01:01:53.520
You've been with us for five months…
654
01:01:56.760 --> 01:01:58.040
and yet…
655
01:02:00.840 --> 01:02:02.160
I don't really know you.
656
01:02:03.120 --> 01:02:04.120
So…
657
01:02:04.200 --> 01:02:07.160
I don't mean to be rude,
but my shift starts in half an hour.
658
01:02:07.240 --> 01:02:08.800
Well, if we keep working well together,
659
01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:11.160
you won't need to be wearing
that uniform much longer.
660
01:02:11.960 --> 01:02:13.280
Let me get to the point.
661
01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:21.480
Eva. What is the difference
between a human relationship
662
01:02:21.560 --> 01:02:23.200
and a relationship with a toy?
663
01:02:24.560 --> 01:02:28.520
The relationship with a toy can be bought?
664
01:02:28.600 --> 01:02:30.280
You can buy a human relationship.
665
01:02:30.360 --> 01:02:32.600
By the hour, by the half-hour,
by 15 minutes.
666
01:02:33.120 --> 01:02:35.320
As a customer who spends a lot of money…
667
01:02:36.120 --> 01:02:38.560
What do they expect from a product?
668
01:02:39.120 --> 01:02:42.160
-I don't know. A good product I suppose?
-That's right.
669
01:02:43.040 --> 01:02:47.240
So, I want a love toy that takes me away
from the everyday shit.
670
01:02:48.120 --> 01:02:49.360
Do you know what I mean?
671
01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:52.000
I'm not sure I follow.
672
01:02:52.080 --> 01:02:54.960
I don't want a love toy
that digs up my past.
673
01:02:57.080 --> 01:02:59.640
I don't want a love toy
that tells me I can't eat bacon,
674
01:02:59.720 --> 01:03:00.720
when I love bacon.
675
01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:02.320
And I fucking love bacon.
676
01:03:03.200 --> 01:03:05.840
I fucking love bacon, Eva! All right?
677
01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:09.320
I love bacon.
678
01:03:10.760 --> 01:03:15.160
I thought you wanted to make the toy's
human responses as real as possible.
679
01:03:15.240 --> 01:03:18.040
I do. But just the right amount of real.
680
01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:20.520
You'd do that for me?
681
01:03:22.280 --> 01:03:23.400
I can try.
682
01:03:25.360 --> 01:03:26.560
Good.
683
01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:30.680
So you and Adam,
684
01:03:32.120 --> 01:03:33.800
how are you getting along?
685
01:03:33.880 --> 01:03:36.880
Well, we're different, but I like him.
686
01:03:38.200 --> 01:03:42.080
I mean he's got his natural limits.
But, you know, he's a good guy.
687
01:03:43.160 --> 01:03:45.720
And his reputation in the love business
is worth his weight in gold.
688
01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:49.120
He'd do anything for this company.
689
01:03:50.520 --> 01:03:51.880
And I feel bad for him.
690
01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:54.280
I mean…
691
01:03:54.360 --> 01:03:56.200
Losing his parents at that age.
692
01:03:57.400 --> 01:04:00.080
-Did he tell you that?
-Yes, it's terrible.
693
01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:03.400
His parents live in Richmond.
694
01:04:21.520 --> 01:04:25.680
You should see her place.
It is a total mess!
695
01:04:26.280 --> 01:04:29.360
And she's named all of her cacti
and put them all in the bloody bathtub.
696
01:04:31.440 --> 01:04:32.600
I mean who does that?
697
01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:35.520
-Are you listening?
-Yes.
698
01:04:37.000 --> 01:04:38.040
And?
699
01:04:38.680 --> 01:04:40.320
You should write her a letter.
700
01:04:41.240 --> 01:04:42.240
Why?
701
01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:45.960
Because you like her
and she likes letters.
702
01:04:48.360 --> 01:04:51.640
-I've never written anyone a letter.
-I can help you.
703
01:04:52.920 --> 01:04:56.800
I don't even know her and besides,
she lives in the same building and--
704
01:04:56.880 --> 01:04:59.800
Adam, why did you lie to me?
705
01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:01.360
About your parents.
706
01:05:06.240 --> 01:05:07.680
I need some air.
707
01:05:09.040 --> 01:05:10.080
Adam?
708
01:05:10.920 --> 01:05:12.080
Adam!
709
01:05:21.480 --> 01:05:24.640
You can't go around telling people
your parents are dead when they're not.
710
01:05:24.720 --> 01:05:27.160
-Says who?
-Me. Your friend.
711
01:05:27.240 --> 01:05:29.440
The last time I checked,
we were colleagues.
712
01:05:29.520 --> 01:05:31.120
No, we're not. We're friends.
713
01:05:31.920 --> 01:05:33.400
It's okay to have friends.
714
01:05:34.640 --> 01:05:36.040
-I got friends.
-Who?
715
01:05:38.040 --> 01:05:39.080
Well, Hector!
716
01:05:39.640 --> 01:05:40.800
I don't know.
717
01:05:40.880 --> 01:05:42.080
Do you?
718
01:05:49.080 --> 01:05:51.720
Do you know what it feels like
to be a disappointment?
719
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:14.520
Come on.
720
01:06:15.480 --> 01:06:16.640
Let's go.
721
01:06:30.480 --> 01:06:33.920
-Letters are outdated.
-No, for her they're not.
722
01:06:37.080 --> 01:06:39.040
-We're supposed to get testing…
-It can wait!
723
01:06:43.440 --> 01:06:45.640
Well, have you tried "Adam's Pleasure"
in the meantime?
724
01:06:46.520 --> 01:06:48.040
What's the letter got to do with that?
725
01:06:48.520 --> 01:06:49.880
Have you ever tried it?
726
01:06:50.920 --> 01:06:52.440
No.
727
01:06:52.520 --> 01:06:56.080
-Right. I will write this letter
if you try it.
728
01:06:58.520 --> 01:07:00.440
I'm doing you a favor writing this letter.
729
01:07:00.520 --> 01:07:02.680
Yeah, I'm doing you a favor
by making you try "Adam's Pleasure."
730
01:07:02.760 --> 01:07:04.440
-How could you possibly--
-Shhhh!
731
01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:22.160
-Ta-da!
-You can't possibly be serious.
732
01:07:22.240 --> 01:07:25.120
Guest rooms back there.
You get the better end of the deal.
733
01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:46.960
You'll thank me later.
734
01:07:59.160 --> 01:08:00.840
Is curly or wavy better?
735
01:08:01.800 --> 01:08:02.880
Wavy!
736
01:08:06.000 --> 01:08:11.040
-Are these your exact dimensions?
-To the sixteenth of an inch.
737
01:08:16.399 --> 01:08:18.479
Can you turn the music up, please?
738
01:08:19.520 --> 01:08:20.520
Yeah.
739
01:08:24.040 --> 01:08:27.240
-Are you okay?
-Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
740
01:08:27.319 --> 01:08:30.960
-Do you want romantic or sexy?
-Whatever, loud!
741
01:08:47.800 --> 01:08:48.840
Bye.
742
01:09:12.720 --> 01:09:15.439
-I thought you'd get back tomorrow.
-Change of plans.
743
01:09:16.080 --> 01:09:18.800
-I was just dropping--
-Thanks for looking after them.
744
01:09:18.880 --> 01:09:20.680
They smiled at me when I got back.
745
01:09:22.279 --> 01:09:25.040
-Well, that's what neighbors are for.
746
01:09:26.240 --> 01:09:30.520
-I've got to go.
-I told you I write poetry, didn't I?
747
01:09:31.080 --> 01:09:32.080
Yeah.
748
01:09:32.160 --> 01:09:34.800
There's a late-night reading tonight
with music…
749
01:09:34.880 --> 01:09:36.439
-I am taking part.
750
01:09:37.399 --> 01:09:38.760
Maybe you want to come?
751
01:09:57.280 --> 01:10:00.200
That's what neighbors are for.
752
01:10:00.280 --> 01:10:01.280
Moron!
753
01:10:03.080 --> 01:10:04.880
-Hey.
-Hey!
754
01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:11.560
It's like I said, they just called to say
they have a business opportunity.
755
01:10:11.640 --> 01:10:15.040
I said great, let’s meet and talk
and so they jumped onto the plane.
756
01:10:17.920 --> 01:10:21.640
-I thought we want to go to Berlin.
-Yeah, we do want to go to Berlin.
757
01:10:21.720 --> 01:10:24.000
I love Berlin. I really love Berlin.
758
01:10:24.480 --> 01:10:27.760
But if the Japs can help,
we might as well at least listen to them.
759
01:10:27.840 --> 01:10:30.480
I mean we still need R&D money,
you know that.
760
01:10:33.120 --> 01:10:37.280
-What do you want me to say?
-Nothing, just be yourself, Mr. Love!
761
01:10:38.440 --> 01:10:39.920
Everybody loves you.
762
01:11:15.480 --> 01:11:17.240
-Okay, listen…
-Don't lie to me.
763
01:11:18.440 --> 01:11:19.640
No more lies.
764
01:11:24.840 --> 01:11:27.360
I can't believe
you've turned into a whore.
765
01:11:28.040 --> 01:11:30.200
A decorated whore.
766
01:11:30.280 --> 01:11:33.840
These are just toys.
They don't make me a whore.
767
01:11:38.440 --> 01:11:40.440
Are you inserting this into you?
768
01:11:40.520 --> 01:11:43.600
I'm doing this for us, love. For us!
769
01:11:44.200 --> 01:11:46.800
-For us? No.
-Yes, for us!
770
01:11:46.880 --> 01:11:49.600
Because I want to get out
of this mess with you.
771
01:11:49.680 --> 01:11:53.880
With you.
Even if it's just for a few weeks!
772
01:11:54.440 --> 01:11:57.920
I'm not taking no sex money
for a holiday!
773
01:11:58.000 --> 01:12:01.040
And what are you doing
to improve our situation?
774
01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:04.720
When was the last time
that you asked me a question?
775
01:12:04.800 --> 01:12:06.040
Or made me laugh?
776
01:12:06.720 --> 01:12:09.560
When was the last time
that you touched me?
777
01:12:10.160 --> 01:12:13.320
-Oh, come on, now you're being unfair.
-I'll tell you one thing:
778
01:12:13.400 --> 01:12:17.080
I'm gonna carry on doing this until
I've saved enough for us both to get away
779
01:12:17.160 --> 01:12:20.440
and see what we still have
outside of these four walls!
780
01:12:20.520 --> 01:12:24.320
Oh really?
Well, you might have to go by yourself!
781
01:12:35.880 --> 01:12:37.320
So, Mr. Kowinski.
782
01:12:37.920 --> 01:12:39.440
Where I come from,
783
01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:42.920
young people have a hard time
getting to know someone.
784
01:12:43.000 --> 01:12:44.480
Why do you think that is?
785
01:12:45.400 --> 01:12:48.880
-Maybe they're shy? I don't know.
-They're scared.
786
01:12:50.280 --> 01:12:51.480
They're scared?
787
01:12:51.560 --> 01:12:54.880
They're afraid to open up,
to show vulnerability and to get hurt.
788
01:12:54.960 --> 01:12:58.280
Over time, it becomes more difficult
to break out of this pattern.
789
01:12:59.400 --> 01:13:02.000
They lose interest and give up.
790
01:13:02.080 --> 01:13:03.680
Fucking hell.
791
01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:08.080
Ah, here she is.
This is Mio, our junior partner.
792
01:13:08.160 --> 01:13:11.520
She understands English
but unfortunately only speaks Japanese.
793
01:13:11.600 --> 01:13:13.920
Please accept my apologies for the delay.
794
01:13:14.000 --> 01:13:17.720
I was on a conference call
and couldn't leave earlier.
795
01:13:24.360 --> 01:13:27.480
Now, imagine if we could solve the problem
796
01:13:27.560 --> 01:13:30.840
by giving lonely hearts
someone who is always there for them.
797
01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:34.760
Someone they can love
without constant reminders of inadequacy.
798
01:13:34.840 --> 01:13:38.720
Someone real and refined,
who would end their loneliness.
799
01:13:40.000 --> 01:13:41.880
I'm not sure I follow.
800
01:13:42.480 --> 01:13:48.000
We want to build a tool
that is as real as a human being.
801
01:13:49.840 --> 01:13:52.720
So what are you suggesting
in terms of business?
802
01:13:52.800 --> 01:13:57.640
Our company has built a piece of hardware
which comes very close to this vision.
803
01:13:57.720 --> 01:13:59.000
What we lack
804
01:13:59.520 --> 01:14:02.440
is the Western emotionalization
of the software
805
01:14:02.520 --> 01:14:07.360
which is crucial if we want
to sell the toy in Europe and in America.
806
01:14:07.960 --> 01:14:14.080
My suggestion is that we join forces
to become giants in the business.
807
01:14:17.200 --> 01:14:21.920
So how do we know that this invention
of yours is gonna deliver?
808
01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:25.600
We will prove it to you tonight,
but under one condition…
809
01:14:26.760 --> 01:14:29.920
We want to see one of your emotions
feedings sessions
810
01:14:30.000 --> 01:14:31.600
with our hardware tomorrow.
811
01:14:31.680 --> 01:14:33.960
Yeah. I don't see how
that should be a problem.
812
01:14:34.920 --> 01:14:40.280
-To noble intentions!
-To noble intentions. Fuck yes!
813
01:14:43.400 --> 01:14:45.440
Mr. Hasegawa, um, with all due respect:
814
01:14:46.960 --> 01:14:51.760
What could come so close to a human
that we wouldn't be able to recognize it?
815
01:15:00.120 --> 01:15:01.840
Please get up, Mr. Kowinski.
816
01:15:02.520 --> 01:15:06.080
-I'm sorry?
-Please, stand up. Please.
817
01:15:07.080 --> 01:15:09.080
Do as the man says, come on!
818
01:15:34.280 --> 01:15:39.000
This is the Tokyo model.
We have many more, men and women.
819
01:15:39.080 --> 01:15:40.880
For every taste and preference.
820
01:15:50.640 --> 01:15:52.640
I'd never think they'd be
this technologically advanced,
821
01:15:52.720 --> 01:15:54.680
I mean, you know what this means?
822
01:15:54.760 --> 01:15:57.200
I mean this is the fulfillment
of our dream, Adam!
823
01:15:57.280 --> 01:15:58.320
What do you mean?
824
01:15:59.280 --> 01:16:02.920
Well, can't you see where this takes us?
The hardware is ready at last.
825
01:16:03.840 --> 01:16:06.040
I mean, no more rejections,
no more fights,
826
01:16:06.120 --> 01:16:08.960
no more painful breakups,
no more ugly divorces.
827
01:16:09.040 --> 01:16:10.720
We won't have to deal
with them anymore, Adam.
828
01:16:10.800 --> 01:16:11.840
Can you stop the cab, please?
829
01:16:11.920 --> 01:16:14.560
I mean, it's gonna be customized love
on demand, but not just for me or you.
830
01:16:14.640 --> 01:16:16.640
It's gonna be for absolutely everyone.
831
01:16:18.880 --> 01:16:19.960
Adam!
832
01:16:22.880 --> 01:16:24.640
Where are you going?
833
01:16:29.120 --> 01:16:34.040
-Adam! Where are you going?
-Hector, you have totally lost it!
834
01:16:37.680 --> 01:16:40.720
-You ungrateful little shit!
-Hey, hey. What do you mean, ungrateful?
835
01:16:40.800 --> 01:16:42.520
-I made you!
-Hey, calm down!
836
01:16:42.600 --> 01:16:44.440
-I made you.
-Calm down.
837
01:16:56.320 --> 01:16:58.280
Look, when this goes through tomorrow,
838
01:16:58.360 --> 01:17:01.040
I'm gonna make you the ambassador
for this new way of loving.
839
01:17:01.120 --> 01:17:02.680
You know,
it's gonna be our biggest campaign,
840
01:17:02.760 --> 01:17:04.680
it's gonna be amazing
and you're gonna lead it!
841
01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:07.360
I don't know. Just let me think about it,
all right?
842
01:17:08.280 --> 01:17:11.920
Think about it?
Well, don't think about it too long.
843
01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:13.680
You're passing your sell-by date!
844
01:17:15.800 --> 01:17:18.680
-Come on, come back--
-No, no, no, wait.
845
01:17:19.320 --> 01:17:22.560
-What's gonna happen to Eva?
-Don't worry about her, it's fine.
846
01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:25.680
-No, what's gonna happen to Eva?
-I don't know. We'll get rid of her!
847
01:17:25.760 --> 01:17:29.840
We don't need her. Once the female version
is done, we'll get rid of her.
848
01:17:29.920 --> 01:17:32.120
-Come on, come back to the cab.
-I'm just gonna walk.
849
01:17:32.200 --> 01:17:33.440
I'm gonna walk home.
850
01:17:37.200 --> 01:17:38.880
Are we good?
851
01:17:40.160 --> 01:17:43.600
-Yeah. Good.
-Okay. Think about it, yeah?
852
01:17:44.160 --> 01:17:45.560
All right.
853
01:18:11.760 --> 01:18:13.040
Ah.
854
01:18:15.280 --> 01:18:17.160
Son, she's here!
855
01:18:24.840 --> 01:18:26.920
It's taken me two hours to get here.
856
01:18:27.000 --> 01:18:29.720
I won't do it a second time,
so listen carefully.
857
01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:33.520
Tomorrow is my last day working for them.
858
01:18:33.600 --> 01:18:37.320
After that, I will have saved
enough money for us both to get away.
859
01:18:38.200 --> 01:18:42.240
It won't be a luxury cabin.
It will be a small one.
860
01:18:44.280 --> 01:18:47.440
So all I expect from you is a sign
861
01:18:48.280 --> 01:18:50.920
that what I've done has been worth it.
862
01:19:39.160 --> 01:19:41.480
Ah, thanks, guys
for that lovely improvisation.
863
01:19:41.560 --> 01:19:45.480
Our next guests
will be Claire and Ed on piano.
864
01:20:02.920 --> 01:20:06.680
Lonely tells of feelings inside
865
01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:09.520
that the senses cannot touch.
866
01:20:10.320 --> 01:20:15.360
Lonely can be in the teardrops
on a bereaved person's cheek.
867
01:20:16.200 --> 01:20:21.040
Lonely can be in the silence of sorrows,
too deep to speak.
868
01:20:21.880 --> 01:20:27.520
Lonely can haunt a deserted room
that laughter once made proud.
869
01:20:28.280 --> 01:20:34.880
Lonely envelops you when you're alone
and finds you in a crowd.
870
01:20:37.120 --> 01:20:42.320
Lonely is in the echoed footsteps
of a departing friend.
871
01:20:44.280 --> 01:20:48.280
Lonely will not listen to the pleadings
of a broken heart.
872
01:20:49.520 --> 01:20:52.520
Lonely stays and torments
873
01:20:53.880 --> 01:20:56.120
until you shatter it apart.
874
01:21:06.640 --> 01:21:07.840
That was lovely guys.
875
01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:10.520
Um, we're gonna take a quick break
and back in five.
876
01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:17.040
Hey.
877
01:21:18.120 --> 01:21:20.200
-I'm so glad you came.
878
01:21:21.400 --> 01:21:24.040
-You were fantastic.
-Really?
879
01:21:24.640 --> 01:21:26.160
Yeah.
880
01:21:26.240 --> 01:21:27.360
Intense…
881
01:21:29.320 --> 01:21:30.840
But beautiful.
882
01:21:32.040 --> 01:21:33.120
Hi.
883
01:21:34.360 --> 01:21:36.800
So sorry. Did I miss it?
884
01:21:37.640 --> 01:21:39.840
Uh, this is my neighbor, Adam.
885
01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:43.040
And, um… yes, you missed it.
886
01:21:43.560 --> 01:21:46.680
-Nice to meet you mate. Bob.
-Adam.
887
01:21:46.760 --> 01:21:49.120
-She's great, isn't she?
-Yeah.
888
01:21:49.200 --> 01:21:50.880
It was that bloody traffic, you know.
889
01:21:50.960 --> 01:21:53.000
How do people in this bloody town
even get anywhere?
890
01:21:53.080 --> 01:21:54.400
It's ridiculous!
891
01:21:55.800 --> 01:21:58.480
-I'm just gonna go to the bathroom.
-Yeah.
892
01:21:59.200 --> 01:22:01.800
Why don't I get you a drink? Come on then.
893
01:22:16.320 --> 01:22:19.880
Hello, it's Eva Parker.
Please leave a message after the tone.
894
01:22:19.960 --> 01:22:21.960
Thanks for calling! Bye.
895
01:22:26.040 --> 01:22:28.200
-Hey, baby.
896
01:22:28.280 --> 01:22:31.240
Hi, love.
How was your day?
897
01:22:31.320 --> 01:22:33.640
How was my day? Well…
898
01:22:34.680 --> 01:22:39.280
My day was unexpectedly exciting.
899
01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:46.520
-I've got some great news.
-Well, don't keep me waiting!
900
01:22:47.120 --> 01:22:49.040
You're gonna believe what I tell you.
901
01:22:53.840 --> 01:22:55.760
If this deal goes through tomorrow,
902
01:22:55.840 --> 01:22:58.280
it's gonna open
a whole new chapter in my life.
903
01:22:59.080 --> 01:23:00.560
Darling…
904
01:23:02.560 --> 01:23:06.320
I'm gonna be able to replace you.
How exciting is that?
905
01:23:34.360 --> 01:23:37.280
-I was just wondering who you are…
-She's great, isn't she?
906
01:24:02.720 --> 01:24:05.920
I'm doing this for us, love! For us.
907
01:24:13.040 --> 01:24:15.800
There'll be no more rejections!
No more fights.
908
01:24:15.880 --> 01:24:17.880
We won't have to deal with them anymore.
909
01:24:18.840 --> 01:24:21.280
I'm in…
910
01:24:24.920 --> 01:24:26.160
Everyone has their limits right.
911
01:24:26.240 --> 01:24:28.280
How far they would go for the good
of the company.
912
01:24:28.360 --> 01:24:31.280
What applies to me may not apply to you.
913
01:24:31.360 --> 01:24:33.560
You just need to be yourself.
914
01:24:33.640 --> 01:24:34.920
Adam!
915
01:25:52.160 --> 01:25:53.320
Adam?
916
01:25:58.560 --> 01:25:59.920
Where are you?
917
01:26:01.320 --> 01:26:02.680
It's late.
918
01:26:08.240 --> 01:26:09.880
What are you doing, Adam?
919
01:26:11.440 --> 01:26:12.840
It doesn't work for me.
920
01:26:15.240 --> 01:26:16.720
What are you talking about?
921
01:26:17.360 --> 01:26:19.560
Horizons don't stretch for me.
922
01:26:30.240 --> 01:26:31.480
Please go home now.
923
01:26:32.640 --> 01:26:33.840
Listen to me.
924
01:26:35.400 --> 01:26:37.760
Stay away from that session tomorrow.
925
01:26:40.200 --> 01:26:43.520
I need you to promise me that you're
gonna go home right now, okay?
926
01:27:22.680 --> 01:27:24.480
No, no, no. I told you to stay away!
927
01:27:24.560 --> 01:27:26.160
I told you to stay away.
I need you to go home--
928
01:27:26.240 --> 01:27:30.240
-What's wrong with you?
-Look, this isn't what we started, Eva.
929
01:27:30.320 --> 01:27:33.440
All right. There's investors in the game,
they're replacing the hardware,
930
01:27:33.520 --> 01:27:37.280
and Hector, he's…
Hector's got other plans.
931
01:27:37.920 --> 01:27:40.200
But I've almost got the money together,
I can't stop now.
932
01:27:40.280 --> 01:27:42.160
-Well, how much do you need?
-Why do you want me out?
933
01:27:42.240 --> 01:27:43.600
Because I'm in this up to my neck
934
01:27:43.680 --> 01:27:45.400
and I don't want the same thing
to happen to you.
935
01:27:45.480 --> 01:27:47.560
But we're a team, we do this together!
936
01:27:50.400 --> 01:27:52.160
What will happen to you after this?
937
01:27:52.800 --> 01:27:54.440
-Don't--
-No! No!
938
01:27:54.520 --> 01:27:56.080
What will happen to you after this?
939
01:27:56.160 --> 01:27:58.800
I'll be the poster boy for a new way
of loving and keep doing what I do best!
940
01:27:58.880 --> 01:28:00.120
No. You can do better than that,
and you know you can.
941
01:28:00.200 --> 01:28:03.120
-No, I obviously can't.
-Is this the life you really want?
942
01:28:07.160 --> 01:28:09.400
-I can't let Hector down…
-That is absolute bollocks!
943
01:28:09.480 --> 01:28:11.800
Do you know what he's done for me?
After all these years!
944
01:28:11.880 --> 01:28:15.240
Tell me, is this the life you really want?
Adam!
945
01:28:22.800 --> 01:28:24.240
This is all I can do.
946
01:28:26.440 --> 01:28:29.560
Then we're gonna go in there
and we're gonna boost your career.
947
01:28:43.920 --> 01:28:46.680
Gentlemen! Konbawa.
948
01:28:47.600 --> 01:28:50.240
The moment you have all been waiting for.
949
01:28:50.320 --> 01:28:52.880
Asian hardware combined
with English software
950
01:28:52.960 --> 01:28:55.400
to create a piece of art.
951
01:28:56.520 --> 01:29:02.000
On my left we have
our successful emotions sensing team.
952
01:29:02.080 --> 01:29:05.560
It's Adam Kowinski and Ms. Eva Parker.
953
01:29:05.640 --> 01:29:07.080
Now thanks to this genius here,
954
01:29:07.160 --> 01:29:09.240
we're able to do the demonstration
this evening in English.
955
01:29:09.320 --> 01:29:13.400
The language exchange was very difficult.
In fact it was fucking hard.
956
01:29:13.920 --> 01:29:15.040
Mr. Hasagawa.
957
01:29:18.240 --> 01:29:19.920
Press the button, onegaishimasu.
958
01:29:24.320 --> 01:29:26.840
Hi everybody. Good to see you all.
959
01:29:32.800 --> 01:29:35.960
Now, what we gonna demonstrate today
is a typical European pick-up.
960
01:29:36.040 --> 01:29:38.760
This is Western romance at its best.
961
01:29:40.040 --> 01:29:43.560
Relax and enjoy!
962
01:29:47.440 --> 01:29:49.880
Same thing,
just different hardware.
963
01:30:01.880 --> 01:30:02.960
Speech control.
964
01:30:13.040 --> 01:30:14.240
Hi.
965
01:30:17.040 --> 01:30:18.080
Hi.
966
01:30:20.800 --> 01:30:24.240
What's the matter? You look pale.
967
01:30:26.480 --> 01:30:30.000
-I'm just having a bad day.
-Oh, that's too bad.
968
01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:31.720
Why?
969
01:30:46.000 --> 01:30:47.320
What are you waiting for?
970
01:30:48.640 --> 01:30:50.640
He's not well, can't you see?
971
01:30:50.720 --> 01:30:53.120
I don't give a fucking shit.
Act like a woman!
972
01:30:53.200 --> 01:30:55.120
That is what I am doing!
973
01:30:55.200 --> 01:30:57.240
Act like a woman I want to fucking sell!
974
01:30:58.840 --> 01:31:01.800
-You'll get in line.
-Excuse me?
975
01:31:02.520 --> 01:31:04.880
My colleagues want to know
if there's a problem?
976
01:31:04.960 --> 01:31:06.760
It's a fucking shit show!
977
01:31:08.760 --> 01:31:11.800
No, no… there's no problem. Just…
It's just…
978
01:31:13.880 --> 01:31:15.440
Just fucking do it!
979
01:31:30.240 --> 01:31:33.120
Many women must have
expressed their desire
980
01:31:33.760 --> 01:31:36.880
to press their hot and sensual bodies
against yours.
981
01:31:39.880 --> 01:31:40.880
Yes.
982
01:31:41.720 --> 01:31:45.720
Haven't they told you things
they want you to do with them?
983
01:31:50.360 --> 01:31:51.480
Yes.
984
01:31:55.160 --> 01:31:58.240
Haven't they told you things
that they want to do with you?
985
01:31:58.840 --> 01:31:59.840
Again…
986
01:32:01.400 --> 01:32:02.840
and again?
987
01:32:03.680 --> 01:32:04.840
And again.
988
01:32:09.000 --> 01:32:10.000
Yes.
989
01:32:10.560 --> 01:32:11.560
Then…
990
01:32:12.880 --> 01:32:14.800
let me tell you, Adam,
991
01:32:15.960 --> 01:32:17.960
what I want you to do, now.
992
01:32:20.320 --> 01:32:22.120
I want you…
993
01:32:28.880 --> 01:32:31.640
to go out and face your fucking fears!
994
01:32:31.720 --> 01:32:35.320
Because the thing about love is,
it all starts with yourself!
995
01:32:35.400 --> 01:32:39.360
And not even the most intelligent toy
like me will ever be able to change that!
996
01:32:39.440 --> 01:32:40.720
Ah, for fuck's sake!
997
01:32:48.400 --> 01:32:49.720
Yeah, go on!
998
01:32:51.040 --> 01:32:53.480
Go back to the underground,
you fucking bitch!
999
01:32:54.360 --> 01:32:56.120
Where you fucking belong.
1000
01:32:56.200 --> 01:32:57.320
-Fuck!
1001
01:33:04.440 --> 01:33:05.520
You!
1002
01:33:05.600 --> 01:33:07.080
I'm done.
1003
01:34:08.000 --> 01:34:09.200
Love?
1004
01:34:11.160 --> 01:34:12.680
I sold the painting.
1005
01:34:19.440 --> 01:34:21.040
I don't know what to say.
1006
01:34:45.160 --> 01:34:46.360
Adam!
1007
01:34:48.440 --> 01:34:49.760
Are you okay?
1008
01:34:52.840 --> 01:34:55.040
Oh.
1009
01:34:57.440 --> 01:34:59.360
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
1010
01:35:05.800 --> 01:35:07.480
Look, I'm sorry about that letter.
1011
01:35:07.560 --> 01:35:10.000
I shouldn't have sent it. You've got
a boyfriend, it's inappropriate…
1012
01:35:10.080 --> 01:35:11.120
No, hey…
1013
01:35:13.720 --> 01:35:15.080
It was nice.
1014
01:35:16.920 --> 01:35:18.320
It really touched me.
1015
01:35:21.960 --> 01:35:24.040
I didn't know you had it in you.
1016
01:35:38.360 --> 01:35:39.440
Well, now what?
1017
01:35:42.200 --> 01:35:45.760
Nothing. I'm going to work now and,
1018
01:35:47.040 --> 01:35:50.040
tonight I'm singing to my cacti.
1019
01:35:52.480 --> 01:35:54.800
Maybe I'll borrow one of your records.
1020
01:36:04.080 --> 01:36:05.880
Why did you name a cactus after me?
1021
01:36:08.640 --> 01:36:10.200
Adam Gilloway.
1022
01:36:11.360 --> 01:36:13.160
He's one of my favorite poets.
1023
01:37:29.600 --> 01:37:30.720
Nice.
1024
01:37:32.920 --> 01:37:34.080
Thank you.
1025
01:37:40.920 --> 01:37:42.600
I'm sorry Hector didn't pay you.
1026
01:37:44.280 --> 01:37:46.520
You know I'd have given
you the money, right?
1027
01:37:47.200 --> 01:37:48.360
I know.
1028
01:37:50.840 --> 01:37:52.520
But I have enough for one.
1029
01:37:56.120 --> 01:37:57.520
So this is it.
1030
01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:00.640
What will you do now?
1031
01:38:02.720 --> 01:38:04.920
I've got to get some things back on track.
1032
01:38:07.760 --> 01:38:10.560
What do they say in war movies
in moments like this?
1033
01:38:11.080 --> 01:38:14.400
-Um… Tell my wife I love her?
-No, the other one.
1034
01:38:14.480 --> 01:38:16.800
Since no one's bleeding to death
right now.
1035
01:38:23.600 --> 01:38:25.320
I'm proud to have served with you.
1036
01:38:28.000 --> 01:38:29.560
That's the one.
1037
01:38:44.960 --> 01:38:46.720
See you around.
1038
01:38:48.360 --> 01:38:49.480
Yeah.
1039
01:38:50.480 --> 01:38:51.840
See you around.
1040
01:38:59.360 --> 01:39:00.400
Hi.
1041
01:39:00.480 --> 01:39:01.720
-How are you?
-Fine, thank you.
1042
01:39:01.800 --> 01:39:03.600
-Welcome on board.
-Thank you so much.
1043
01:39:03.680 --> 01:39:05.400
Should I put my bag down here?
1044
01:39:30.680 --> 01:39:32.360
First delivery, hey?
1045
01:39:32.440 --> 01:39:34.840
-Yes.
-Welcome to the family.
1046
01:39:35.640 --> 01:39:38.960
-Who was it?
-The Salvation Army!
1047
01:40:02.880 --> 01:40:05.320
-Good to see you.
-Good to see you too.
1048
01:40:05.400 --> 01:40:07.400
-Long time
-Long time, yeah.
1049
01:40:08.720 --> 01:40:10.560
Want me to come through and help out?
1050
01:40:10.640 --> 01:40:12.240
Why not.
1051
01:40:12.760 --> 01:40:15.440
Hey, boss, it's me, I just thought
I'd give you a call
1052
01:40:15.520 --> 01:40:17.520
because I've been thinking I could do
with a bit of a raise.
1053
01:40:17.600 --> 01:40:20.720
Do you know what I mean?
I mean, it's really heavy-duty work.
1054
01:40:20.800 --> 01:40:23.080
And… Well actually,
what I wanted to talk to you about
1055
01:40:23.160 --> 01:40:24.960
was the employee discount
that you mentioned.
1056
01:40:25.040 --> 01:40:27.000
I mean, I've been through the catalog…
1057
01:40:45.800 --> 01:40:48.560
Oh yes, so good!
1058
01:40:48.640 --> 01:40:51.840
Your love toy will shortly run out
of batteries.
1059
01:40:52.480 --> 01:40:54.000
Please charge.
1060
01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:31.800
Cacti in nature are rigid creatures,
1061
01:41:31.880 --> 01:41:34.960
adaptive and rugged in feature.
1062
01:41:35.520 --> 01:41:41.440
Quenched of thirst only at their worst
yet always teeming with life.
1063
01:41:42.560 --> 01:41:44.880
There's something about cacti…
1064
01:41:44.960 --> 01:41:51.160
Shedding their spines in sweet release
that feels raw…
1065
01:41:52.400 --> 01:41:54.160
Real…
1066
01:41:55.240 --> 01:41:56.520
Vulnerable.
1067
01:41:58.160 --> 01:42:03.680
Aren't we taught that vulnerability
breeds resistance and strength?
1068
01:42:05.200 --> 01:42:08.960
Perhaps this is the spirit of being.
1069
01:42:10.000 --> 01:42:13.960
When moisture sparks the heart to heal,
1070
01:42:15.080 --> 01:42:18.200
when buds bloom into flowers.
1071
01:42:19.400 --> 01:42:22.920
Only then can we truly feel
1072
01:42:24.120 --> 01:42:27.600
the art of love.