WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:00.778 --> 00:00:02.778 [pulsating explosion] 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05.978 --> 00:00:08.178 [maniacal laughter] 4 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:11.377 --> 00:00:13.457 [static noise] 6 00:00:19.177 --> 00:00:21.256 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 7 00:00:46.854 --> 00:00:48.354 [man 1 in Russian accent speaks inaudibly] 8 00:00:48.454 --> 00:00:49.474 [man 2] It's not working. 9 00:00:49.574 --> 00:00:52.013 -[whimpering] -[man speaking inaudibly] 10 00:00:52.533 --> 00:00:55.573 Mayday. We have no power. 11 00:00:56.253 --> 00:00:58.253 Please, work. Please. 12 00:00:59.493 --> 00:01:00.273 Who you are? 13 00:01:00.373 --> 00:01:01.922 [in American accent] Are you the captain? 14 00:01:01.932 --> 00:01:02.792 Yes… 15 00:01:02.892 --> 00:01:04.551 I'm here to take your big load. 16 00:01:04.652 --> 00:01:07.512 Okay. Here. Here, please. You no hurt me, please. 17 00:01:07.612 --> 00:01:08.592 Here, please. Take. 18 00:01:08.692 --> 00:01:10.591 Take my big load. Take it. 19 00:01:10.691 --> 00:01:12.691 Please. Please, take it. 20 00:01:13.691 --> 00:01:16.811 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 21 00:01:18.811 --> 00:01:20.810 Amateurs. 22 00:01:22.730 --> 00:01:24.730 Up, periscope! 23 00:01:41.008 --> 00:01:43.008 [fast orchestral music playing] 24 00:02:01.846 --> 00:02:04.126 -Bradly. -Suzan. 25 00:02:05.126 --> 00:02:08.946 Your gift is still under the tree out the front. Where have you been? 26 00:02:09.046 --> 00:02:11.545 I think you know where I've been, Suzan. 27 00:02:11.645 --> 00:02:14.105 Ah, yes. Italy. How was it? 28 00:02:14.205 --> 00:02:17.365 Well, let's just say somebody spilled their coffee. 29 00:02:19.965 --> 00:02:21.964 Good. 30 00:02:22.924 --> 00:02:26.424 Looks like you've had a great time there, consuming some spaghetti. 31 00:02:26.524 --> 00:02:29.064 I can eat whatever the hell I want on assignments, Suzan. 32 00:02:29.164 --> 00:02:31.023 Besides, I intermittent fast, so… 33 00:02:31.123 --> 00:02:32.903 What's on your mind? 34 00:02:33.003 --> 00:02:35.583 I have given this a lot of thought. 35 00:02:35.683 --> 00:02:37.863 [Brad] And, well… 36 00:02:37.963 --> 00:02:39.963 -I want out. -[Suzan coughing] 37 00:02:41.002 --> 00:02:43.262 I'm sorry, what was that? [crunching on ice cubes] 38 00:02:43.362 --> 00:02:46.162 You know what I mean, Suzan. I just… 39 00:02:46.722 --> 00:02:48.222 I don't want to spy anymore. 40 00:02:48.322 --> 00:02:49.822 Okay? There, I said it. 41 00:02:49.922 --> 00:02:51.261 Not that I spy much. 42 00:02:51.361 --> 00:02:54.261 I mean, to be honest, it's an assassin job at best when you think about it. 43 00:02:54.361 --> 00:02:55.981 You know what else, Suzan? 44 00:02:56.081 --> 00:02:59.900 I mean, just, I am sick and tired 45 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:02.820 of all the running and the killing, the killing and the running. 46 00:03:02.920 --> 00:03:05.220 And don't even get me started with the henchmen. I mean, seriously. 47 00:03:05.320 --> 00:03:06.260 You know what, Suzan? 48 00:03:06.359 --> 00:03:08.780 I mean, I have to kill so many henchmen. 49 00:03:08.880 --> 00:03:11.779 I don't even know these guys. They could be lovely people. 50 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:13.298 You know what keeps me up at night, Suzan? 51 00:03:13.399 --> 00:03:17.119 I see a child without a father playing catch by themselves. 52 00:03:17.959 --> 00:03:18.899 [in kiddie voice] "Daddy." 53 00:03:18.999 --> 00:03:21.338 What exactly do you mean by "out"? 54 00:03:21.438 --> 00:03:25.018 Don't shit with me, Suzan. You know exactly what I mean. 55 00:03:25.118 --> 00:03:27.537 -Can you please sit down? -Fine. 56 00:03:27.637 --> 00:03:30.416 These henchmen, they're responsible for their own selves. 57 00:03:30.517 --> 00:03:31.617 Whatever! 58 00:03:31.716 --> 00:03:33.617 It's just-- just all that stuff. 59 00:03:33.716 --> 00:03:36.277 It's like, it's other… stuff. 60 00:03:40.117 --> 00:03:42.016 Okay. 61 00:03:42.115 --> 00:03:43.935 Tell me what happened. 62 00:03:44.036 --> 00:03:48.115 It all started when I got back from Italy. 63 00:03:48.875 --> 00:03:50.654 I'd just got the stolen plutonium back. 64 00:03:50.755 --> 00:03:51.654 Again. 65 00:03:51.755 --> 00:03:53.815 Everything felt different. Strange. 66 00:03:53.915 --> 00:03:57.015 Like I was slowly sinking deeper and deeper in this pit. 67 00:03:57.114 --> 00:03:59.454 Pit of shit, or something similar. 68 00:03:59.554 --> 00:04:02.013 Like I was going in circles. Killing. 69 00:04:02.113 --> 00:04:04.113 Spying. Assassinating. 70 00:04:04.914 --> 00:04:06.013 And then I got the message. 71 00:04:06.113 --> 00:04:07.694 No, "Hi, how's life?" 72 00:04:07.793 --> 00:04:10.374 Or, "How'd the plutonium mission go?" 73 00:04:10.474 --> 00:04:11.333 Nope. 74 00:04:11.433 --> 00:04:13.132 Just another job. 75 00:04:13.232 --> 00:04:14.732 [lounge music playing] 76 00:04:14.833 --> 00:04:16.212 -[man on TV] I certainly am not. -[phone pings] 77 00:04:16.313 --> 00:04:18.532 Breaking news, a new weapon developed by the Russians 78 00:04:18.633 --> 00:04:19.973 called hypersonic missiles, 79 00:04:20.073 --> 00:04:23.452 all seven of them have been stolen from a secret underwater submarine 80 00:04:23.551 --> 00:04:25.731 allegedly attempting to move the missiles 81 00:04:25.832 --> 00:04:29.852 to a supposed undisclosable location somewhere in Russia. 82 00:04:29.952 --> 00:04:32.211 Something called Operation Gigolo. 83 00:04:32.311 --> 00:04:34.091 [female on TV] Sounds like the Russians are at it again… 84 00:04:34.191 --> 00:04:35.811 [report continues indistinctly] 85 00:04:35.911 --> 00:04:38.551 -[morose music playing] -[phone pinging] 86 00:04:45.310 --> 00:04:47.310 [electronic beeping] 87 00:04:48.390 --> 00:04:50.510 [hard rock music playing] 88 00:04:52.829 --> 00:04:54.829 [electronic beeping] 89 00:05:04.068 --> 00:05:06.087 -[music stops abruptly] -[bystanders screaming] 90 00:05:06.188 --> 00:05:08.228 [bystander] Oh shit, someone's fucking shot him! 91 00:05:08.948 --> 00:05:10.887 [bystanders clamoring, shouting] 92 00:05:10.986 --> 00:05:12.567 -[screeching tires] -[horn blares] 93 00:05:12.667 --> 00:05:13.806 [dog whimpers, thuds] 94 00:05:13.907 --> 00:05:15.967 -[screeching tires] -[woman] Please! Somebody help! 95 00:05:16.067 --> 00:05:17.247 [collision] 96 00:05:17.347 --> 00:05:19.127 [man shouts indistinctly] Fuck that dog! 97 00:05:19.227 --> 00:05:20.527 You took the dog? 98 00:05:20.627 --> 00:05:22.366 Bradly, you know never to take the dog. 99 00:05:22.466 --> 00:05:24.885 [groans] I don't even know why that's even a thing. 100 00:05:24.986 --> 00:05:26.646 You know what happened to John! 101 00:05:26.746 --> 00:05:30.885 Wickey? I mean, come on. Wickey just took that way too far. 102 00:05:30.986 --> 00:05:32.805 Guy meets girl, girl dies. 103 00:05:32.905 --> 00:05:35.005 -I know the story. -Guy gets dog, dog gets killed. 104 00:05:35.104 --> 00:05:36.925 Next thing you know, the house is getting blown up. 105 00:05:37.025 --> 00:05:39.965 -Everybody's trying to kill him. -I know the story, Suzan. 106 00:05:40.065 --> 00:05:41.644 It's simple, no pets! 107 00:05:41.743 --> 00:05:44.123 Fine. I'm sorry, okay? 108 00:05:44.224 --> 00:05:46.224 I fucked up. 109 00:05:46.984 --> 00:05:48.984 Please, continue. 110 00:05:49.904 --> 00:05:52.522 [soul music playing] 111 00:05:52.623 --> 00:05:54.563 -That's when I met her. -Oh, God. 112 00:05:54.663 --> 00:05:55.803 [sighs fondly] 113 00:05:55.902 --> 00:05:57.323 Veronica. 114 00:05:57.423 --> 00:05:59.603 [woman speaking indistinctly] 115 00:05:59.703 --> 00:06:01.822 Can someone help me? Help! 116 00:06:02.301 --> 00:06:03.442 Anybody? 117 00:06:03.542 --> 00:06:06.282 [woman keeps talking indistinctly] 118 00:06:06.382 --> 00:06:08.002 Can someone help me? 119 00:06:08.102 --> 00:06:10.162 Just give me one second, Tess, I'll be right there. 120 00:06:10.262 --> 00:06:12.260 [sentimental music playing] 121 00:06:20.301 --> 00:06:22.920 Sorry, it's been a really crazy few hours, you know? 122 00:06:23.020 --> 00:06:26.640 Half a dozen dogs were just released in the park by some lunatic, 123 00:06:26.740 --> 00:06:28.960 who did actually die, apparently, so fair enough. 124 00:06:29.060 --> 00:06:30.960 But also, like, you can imagine, 125 00:06:31.060 --> 00:06:33.878 little doggy limbs everywhere, they all got hit by cars. 126 00:06:33.979 --> 00:06:35.919 -Just… [makes squishing sound] -They all got hit by cars? 127 00:06:36.019 --> 00:06:37.519 They all got hit by cars. 128 00:06:37.618 --> 00:06:39.679 -Every single one of them? -Every single one of them. 129 00:06:39.779 --> 00:06:41.998 [distant woman speaking indistinctly, hysterically] 130 00:06:42.098 --> 00:06:45.598 By the way, you have a little bit of chocolate on your face. 131 00:06:45.698 --> 00:06:48.238 Oh, that's just dog shit. Yeah. 132 00:06:48.337 --> 00:06:49.598 Oh. 133 00:06:49.698 --> 00:06:51.277 Does look like it's broken. 134 00:06:51.377 --> 00:06:53.717 I'll need to keep her here for the night. Get some X-rays done. 135 00:06:53.817 --> 00:06:55.597 Just, you know, keep her under observation. 136 00:06:55.697 --> 00:06:57.597 -Is that going to be okay with you? -Yeah, sure. 137 00:06:57.697 --> 00:06:59.236 Okay. Cool. What's her name? 138 00:06:59.337 --> 00:07:02.536 [distant clamor, dogs barking] 139 00:07:03.376 --> 00:07:08.135 -Pluto. -Pluto. Aww. Hey, Pluto. 140 00:07:08.695 --> 00:07:12.755 So, um, we should have her X-rays back by tomorrow. 141 00:07:12.854 --> 00:07:14.195 I can call you if you like. 142 00:07:14.295 --> 00:07:17.395 Or you can come in. Or I can call you. Actually, I'll call you. 143 00:07:17.495 --> 00:07:20.655 You know, maybe it is best that I just come in. 144 00:07:21.215 --> 00:07:23.194 -Let's do that. -Okay. 145 00:07:23.294 --> 00:07:24.514 Yeah. 146 00:07:24.614 --> 00:07:25.634 -All right. -Okay. 147 00:07:25.734 --> 00:07:27.734 -Bye. -Bye. 148 00:07:28.214 --> 00:07:29.714 God, are you all right? 149 00:07:29.813 --> 00:07:31.234 Yeah, I'm fine. 150 00:07:31.334 --> 00:07:33.513 I just, um… 151 00:07:33.613 --> 00:07:35.673 -Are you okay? -I am. I'm fine. 152 00:07:35.772 --> 00:07:37.113 Yeah, you seem fine. 153 00:07:37.212 --> 00:07:40.353 Thanks. I mean, apart from all the dog shit, I'm great. 154 00:07:40.453 --> 00:07:41.272 Yeah, I… 155 00:07:41.373 --> 00:07:43.712 -Just be careful on your way out! -Okay. 156 00:07:43.812 --> 00:07:44.912 -Bye. -Bye. 157 00:07:45.012 --> 00:07:46.992 Bye. 158 00:07:47.092 --> 00:07:49.272 What a fucking weirdo. 159 00:07:49.372 --> 00:07:51.991 Oh my God, I know. I was just like, "Blah, blah, blah." 160 00:07:52.091 --> 00:07:54.091 No. Him! 161 00:07:54.651 --> 00:07:59.711 There was something special about her. Her smile. Her eyes. Her lips. 162 00:07:59.811 --> 00:08:03.370 The crazy hair. It was all perfect. 163 00:08:04.409 --> 00:08:06.950 This phase that you're going through… 164 00:08:07.050 --> 00:08:08.190 It's not a phase, Suzan. 165 00:08:08.289 --> 00:08:11.229 Okay, fine. This meltdown that you're having. 166 00:08:11.330 --> 00:08:13.069 It's completely normal. 167 00:08:13.169 --> 00:08:16.289 I'm serious, Suzan. I want out. 168 00:08:16.929 --> 00:08:18.989 I'll tell you what we're going to do. 169 00:08:19.089 --> 00:08:23.508 You are going to go on a really good break. 170 00:08:23.608 --> 00:08:24.548 Seriously? 171 00:08:24.647 --> 00:08:26.707 I am serious, yes! 172 00:08:26.808 --> 00:08:31.546 Take all this positive energy of yours and share it all over Veronica 173 00:08:31.647 --> 00:08:33.666 and get it out of your system for a few days, 174 00:08:33.767 --> 00:08:35.787 and then come back here and we can talk about it. 175 00:08:35.887 --> 00:08:38.827 Have you listened to anything that I just said, Suzan? 176 00:08:38.926 --> 00:08:40.926 You're welcome. 177 00:08:42.685 --> 00:08:43.826 You know what? Fine. 178 00:08:43.925 --> 00:08:45.266 But no calls, 179 00:08:45.365 --> 00:08:47.425 and no messages to take anyone out. 180 00:08:47.526 --> 00:08:49.766 I'm serious, Suzan. If anyone does… 181 00:08:50.486 --> 00:08:53.744 Somebody is gonna get it. 182 00:08:53.845 --> 00:08:55.145 Approved. 183 00:08:55.244 --> 00:08:56.585 -Fine. -Great. 184 00:08:56.685 --> 00:08:58.685 Fine. 185 00:08:59.285 --> 00:09:00.585 -Fine. -Great. 186 00:09:00.685 --> 00:09:02.684 Great. Okay. 187 00:09:03.604 --> 00:09:05.604 Oh, and Bradley? 188 00:09:06.884 --> 00:09:08.884 Just remember, you are a spy. 189 00:09:09.364 --> 00:09:12.262 And you have a lot of enemies. 190 00:09:12.363 --> 00:09:14.883 More enemies than all the other spies put together. 191 00:09:15.843 --> 00:09:18.022 Just… watch your back. 192 00:09:18.123 --> 00:09:22.722 Thanks for your hostility, Suzan. Sorry, I meant hospitality. 193 00:09:25.442 --> 00:09:27.442 Fucking Suzan. 194 00:09:35.281 --> 00:09:37.281 Fucking Brad! 195 00:09:47.400 --> 00:09:50.359 [Russian national anthem playing] 196 00:09:56.279 --> 00:09:58.838 [indistinct chatter in Russian] 197 00:10:03.278 --> 00:10:04.338 [man] Ow. Shit. 198 00:10:04.438 --> 00:10:06.177 [phone rings] 199 00:10:06.278 --> 00:10:08.338 Ow, shit! 200 00:10:08.438 --> 00:10:11.177 Psst! 201 00:10:42.834 --> 00:10:44.174 [whispers] No. 202 00:10:44.273 --> 00:10:45.854 We have a mission, brother! 203 00:10:45.954 --> 00:10:47.374 Finally, a mission! 204 00:10:47.473 --> 00:10:48.493 Yes! 205 00:10:48.594 --> 00:10:50.413 Okay. Here is plan. 206 00:10:50.513 --> 00:10:52.134 Number one. We finish massage. 207 00:10:52.233 --> 00:10:53.292 We finish massage. 208 00:10:53.393 --> 00:10:55.373 Number two. We celebrate. 209 00:10:55.473 --> 00:10:57.213 We celebrate? I like that. 210 00:10:57.313 --> 00:10:59.653 Number three. Then, we find fast bombs. 211 00:10:59.752 --> 00:11:01.173 Fast bombs. Yeah. 212 00:11:01.272 --> 00:11:02.331 [groans] 213 00:11:02.432 --> 00:11:04.612 [murmurs indistinctly in Russian] 214 00:11:04.712 --> 00:11:06.712 [mutters inaudibly] 215 00:11:07.352 --> 00:11:09.712 [men keep speaking Russian] 216 00:11:12.590 --> 00:11:14.590 [both men moaning] 217 00:11:18.310 --> 00:11:21.411 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 218 00:11:21.511 --> 00:11:23.510 [puffer hisses] 219 00:11:28.670 --> 00:11:30.930 -James. -Fuck, Brad. Stop doing that shit. 220 00:11:31.030 --> 00:11:32.409 You know I hate it when you do that. 221 00:11:32.509 --> 00:11:34.888 I just, I sat down, like every other time. 222 00:11:34.989 --> 00:11:36.989 [dramatic ambient music playing] 223 00:11:39.628 --> 00:11:41.088 [James] Could you at least start with a, 224 00:11:41.189 --> 00:11:43.488 "Hello, how are you, do you have a girlfriend yet?" 225 00:11:43.588 --> 00:11:45.647 Which, I mean, I don't, but I probably would 226 00:11:45.748 --> 00:11:46.968 if it wasn't for this fucking job. 227 00:11:47.068 --> 00:11:50.167 Here. To show you how much I appreciate you. 228 00:11:50.268 --> 00:11:52.268 -Are they fresh? -Mm-hm. 229 00:11:57.267 --> 00:11:59.267 Sourdough! 230 00:12:06.465 --> 00:12:07.526 -No. -What? 231 00:12:07.626 --> 00:12:10.526 No. See, this right here gets me worried. 232 00:12:10.626 --> 00:12:12.805 You giving before you get reeks of off-the-book job, man. 233 00:12:12.905 --> 00:12:13.964 This is on my book, okay? 234 00:12:14.065 --> 00:12:15.925 And I always pay my debts, you know that. 235 00:12:16.025 --> 00:12:18.025 Wanna know what happened to me last time? 236 00:12:18.785 --> 00:12:21.125 I got violated. Literally, I got violated. 237 00:12:21.224 --> 00:12:23.963 They took away my satellite privileges for, like, more than a week, man, 238 00:12:24.064 --> 00:12:25.564 I can't go through that shit again. 239 00:12:25.663 --> 00:12:29.023 James, you are the only one that I can trust with this. 240 00:12:29.584 --> 00:12:32.304 -The only one. -Really? 241 00:12:32.863 --> 00:12:34.863 Yes. Really. 242 00:12:35.782 --> 00:12:37.123 What do you need? 243 00:12:37.223 --> 00:12:39.583 Just do some background digging. 244 00:12:41.262 --> 00:12:43.162 Holy shit. You're taking out The Vet? 245 00:12:43.262 --> 00:12:47.122 Not The Vet. I mean, she is a vet, but… 246 00:12:47.222 --> 00:12:48.321 Not The Vet. 247 00:12:48.422 --> 00:12:50.561 Well, I mean, who is she then? Is she, like, a normal? 248 00:12:50.662 --> 00:12:52.362 Like, a standard human with problems and stuff? 249 00:12:52.462 --> 00:12:56.201 You know, find out what her hobbies are. Favorite café, favorite restaurant. 250 00:12:56.300 --> 00:12:59.281 Family info. Does she, y'know, does she… 251 00:12:59.381 --> 00:13:01.241 She what? 252 00:13:01.340 --> 00:13:04.240 Have a boyfriend. Does she have a boyfriend? 253 00:13:04.339 --> 00:13:07.000 No. No, I-- I can't. I can't do that. 254 00:13:07.099 --> 00:13:09.599 Brad, I really don't want to do this. This makes me really… 255 00:13:09.700 --> 00:13:12.720 -I can't do it. No, I'm not doing it! -Whoa, whoa, James, relax. 256 00:13:12.819 --> 00:13:15.559 Maybe you're right. Maybe I should, you know, 257 00:13:15.658 --> 00:13:17.398 look around for some new IT support. 258 00:13:17.499 --> 00:13:20.319 I mean, I did hear that you're buying drones that your skills can't cash. 259 00:13:20.419 --> 00:13:22.759 Wait, who said that? Did you talk to the union, man? 260 00:13:22.858 --> 00:13:23.798 Fuck those guys. 261 00:13:23.897 --> 00:13:27.758 I may be emotionally scarred, have anxiety and depressive issues. I know that. 262 00:13:27.858 --> 00:13:30.498 But can you please sit down? Please? 263 00:13:34.057 --> 00:13:36.676 I know that you are the best. That's why I came to you. 264 00:13:36.777 --> 00:13:38.196 That's why I can trust you. 265 00:13:38.297 --> 00:13:39.517 I just… I just don't understand it. 266 00:13:39.617 --> 00:13:41.156 You've had thousands and thousands of girls before. 267 00:13:41.257 --> 00:13:42.996 -I mean, you can get any girl you want. -Yeah. 268 00:13:43.096 --> 00:13:44.996 But, y'know, they're always assassin girls, 269 00:13:45.096 --> 00:13:46.876 spy girls, villain girls. 270 00:13:46.975 --> 00:13:48.975 I mean, this one, this one, she's… 271 00:13:49.656 --> 00:13:51.656 She's special. 272 00:13:52.776 --> 00:13:54.775 Give me a day. 273 00:13:55.254 --> 00:13:57.395 And no one can know about this. Especially Suzan. 274 00:13:57.494 --> 00:13:59.954 -Yeah, sure. Fuck Suzan. -Yeah. Fuck Suzan. 275 00:14:00.055 --> 00:14:03.314 Yeah. You know, I met this really cute girl at the café a few days ago. 276 00:14:03.414 --> 00:14:05.874 Yeah, I really want to talk to her, but I'm scared that… 277 00:14:05.973 --> 00:14:07.973 I dunno. I'm scared if I say anything, she might… 278 00:14:08.854 --> 00:14:10.314 I dunno. She might slap me across the face. 279 00:14:10.414 --> 00:14:11.513 Maybe I'm just overthinking it. 280 00:14:11.614 --> 00:14:13.233 What do you think I should… 281 00:14:13.333 --> 00:14:15.333 Brad? 282 00:14:18.093 --> 00:14:21.133 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 283 00:14:26.652 --> 00:14:28.652 [engine revving] 284 00:14:52.329 --> 00:14:55.049 Oh, yes. Come to mama. 285 00:15:00.128 --> 00:15:02.309 Only six levels of encryption? 286 00:15:02.408 --> 00:15:04.407 What an amateur! 287 00:15:05.367 --> 00:15:08.887 [dramatic music continues] 288 00:15:14.887 --> 00:15:16.887 "James Bonder." 289 00:15:18.727 --> 00:15:20.467 Diary? 290 00:15:20.567 --> 00:15:22.227 Oh, a bromance. 291 00:15:22.327 --> 00:15:24.326 So sweet. 292 00:15:31.646 --> 00:15:34.685 I'd like to speak to the Boss. 293 00:15:36.444 --> 00:15:38.685 I'm the one who took his big load. 294 00:15:39.444 --> 00:15:41.444 Calling to see if he'd like it back. 295 00:15:42.085 --> 00:15:42.944 [man groans] 296 00:15:43.045 --> 00:15:44.663 [The Vet] Please, stop moving. 297 00:15:44.763 --> 00:15:46.784 [fast orchestral music playing] 298 00:15:46.884 --> 00:15:48.884 This not make sense. 299 00:15:50.084 --> 00:15:52.084 [speaking German] 300 00:15:52.444 --> 00:15:54.443 [in English] Unbelievable. 301 00:15:55.443 --> 00:15:58.063 To find someone who has so many bullets in head 302 00:15:58.163 --> 00:15:59.742 and still be alive. 303 00:15:59.843 --> 00:16:01.103 Mm? Yeah? 304 00:16:01.203 --> 00:16:04.402 We tried many times before, experiments. Never work! 305 00:16:05.002 --> 00:16:07.002 Here. 306 00:16:07.642 --> 00:16:09.581 [music crescendos, stops abruptly] 307 00:16:09.682 --> 00:16:11.682 It's best I can do. 308 00:16:12.561 --> 00:16:14.860 -Fucking Brad! -[drum roll] 309 00:16:14.961 --> 00:16:16.661 [Russian folk metal music playing] 310 00:16:16.761 --> 00:16:18.761 [cellphone rings] 311 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:31.940 Hello? 312 00:16:32.040 --> 00:16:33.939 [groans] 313 00:16:42.838 --> 00:16:43.938 [man speaks indistinctly] 314 00:17:04.076 --> 00:17:06.916 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 315 00:17:08.676 --> 00:17:10.676 Talk to me, Jennifer. 316 00:17:10.996 --> 00:17:14.975 A new weapon, well, seven of them, developed by the Russians 317 00:17:15.075 --> 00:17:16.775 called hypersonic missiles 318 00:17:16.875 --> 00:17:19.775 have been stolen by a new player known as Trident. 319 00:17:19.875 --> 00:17:22.575 These two are the Zarzoff brothers. 320 00:17:22.675 --> 00:17:24.094 Ernie and Bernie. 321 00:17:24.194 --> 00:17:27.114 They're the sons of the Russian oligarch known as the Boss. 322 00:17:28.754 --> 00:17:31.134 Do we have any idea of their intentions? 323 00:17:31.234 --> 00:17:34.053 We have reason to believe that the weapons will be used simultaneously 324 00:17:34.153 --> 00:17:36.153 at seven locations around the world 325 00:17:37.113 --> 00:17:38.373 by the Russians. 326 00:17:38.473 --> 00:17:41.473 But you just said that they were stolen from the Russians. 327 00:17:42.153 --> 00:17:43.773 Yes, that is correct. 328 00:17:43.873 --> 00:17:45.872 Right. 329 00:17:46.232 --> 00:17:48.372 I'm really confused right now. 330 00:17:48.472 --> 00:17:52.972 Intelligence believes that Trident may have stolen the missiles, 331 00:17:53.072 --> 00:17:56.611 and then "may or may not" have given them back to the Russians 332 00:17:56.711 --> 00:17:59.931 under the strict agreement that they must use their stolen missiles 333 00:18:00.031 --> 00:18:05.430 to attack seven locations around the world that are currently "unknown" to us. 334 00:18:06.350 --> 00:18:09.550 For fuck's sake, that's hardly what I'd call "intelligence." 335 00:18:11.110 --> 00:18:13.970 Find out whatever you can about these hyperthingy thingies. 336 00:18:14.070 --> 00:18:16.049 And get Roger back on the thingy-thingy 337 00:18:16.149 --> 00:18:18.369 because I think it's about time he find out how pathetic 338 00:18:18.469 --> 00:18:19.769 this agency really has gotten. 339 00:18:19.869 --> 00:18:21.869 Yes, ma'am. 340 00:18:23.149 --> 00:18:24.728 These fucking Russians! 341 00:18:24.828 --> 00:18:27.028 [funk music playing] 342 00:18:33.908 --> 00:18:35.927 [distant animal noises] 343 00:18:36.027 --> 00:18:38.027 Hello? 344 00:18:38.987 --> 00:18:42.147 [distant dogs barking] 345 00:18:45.546 --> 00:18:46.726 Hello? 346 00:18:46.826 --> 00:18:49.346 [barking and meowing from through doorway] 347 00:18:56.425 --> 00:18:58.425 [gun clicks] 348 00:18:59.385 --> 00:19:01.385 [fast orchestral music playing] 349 00:19:07.984 --> 00:19:10.084 [music crescendos] 350 00:19:10.184 --> 00:19:11.324 [music stops abruptly] 351 00:19:11.424 --> 00:19:14.164 Excuse me. This area is out of bounds, clearly. 352 00:19:14.264 --> 00:19:17.443 Yeah, I'm so sorry. I was told to come back here. 353 00:19:17.543 --> 00:19:21.483 -I-- I was due to pick up my dog. -Oh, right here? 354 00:19:21.583 --> 00:19:24.083 You were told to wait right here in this exact spot 355 00:19:24.183 --> 00:19:25.282 in the out-of-bounds area? 356 00:19:25.382 --> 00:19:26.802 -Right here? -No, not right here. 357 00:19:26.902 --> 00:19:30.162 Yeah, no, I imagine not, because it'd be incredibly stupid to allow 358 00:19:30.262 --> 00:19:33.922 -a white Caucasian male, early forties… -Mid-thirties. 359 00:19:34.022 --> 00:19:36.641 …back here in the restricted, special-people-only area. 360 00:19:36.741 --> 00:19:40.721 The exact demographic of 95% of serial killers in the entire world. 361 00:19:40.821 --> 00:19:42.821 Okay. Well, that's good to know. 362 00:19:43.741 --> 00:19:47.520 Aww. Aren't they just so fucking pathetic. 363 00:19:47.620 --> 00:19:49.600 Do you have any idea how many good-looking males 364 00:19:49.700 --> 00:19:53.040 walk through that door every day with their bunch of amazing flowers 365 00:19:53.140 --> 00:19:54.959 and sick-dog routine and try and hit on V? 366 00:19:55.059 --> 00:19:56.199 That happens a lot? 367 00:19:56.299 --> 00:19:59.439 Yeah, and it's happening by a good-looking serial killer right now. 368 00:19:59.539 --> 00:20:02.319 She hates flowers, by the way. Just saying, FYI. 369 00:20:02.419 --> 00:20:04.319 She doesn't even like guys much. 370 00:20:04.419 --> 00:20:05.518 Oh. 371 00:20:05.618 --> 00:20:09.718 Oh, she's gay. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that. 372 00:20:09.818 --> 00:20:11.758 -No, that's not what I'm saying. -You kinda did. 373 00:20:11.858 --> 00:20:13.858 Oh. Did I, serial killer? 374 00:20:14.338 --> 00:20:16.337 Okay… 375 00:20:16.897 --> 00:20:18.437 -You're back! -Oh, hey! 376 00:20:18.537 --> 00:20:20.637 Wow, flowers? They're amazing, are they for me? 377 00:20:20.737 --> 00:20:22.917 I'm kidding, of course they're not. 378 00:20:23.017 --> 00:20:25.916 But you know, that'd be super-weird. They're obviously for your dog. 379 00:20:26.016 --> 00:20:29.456 That is super-thoughtful. I mean, you know, that's pretty cute, right? 380 00:20:29.556 --> 00:20:30.736 Well, Pluto… 381 00:20:30.836 --> 00:20:32.976 You know what, I've just been telling him how busy you've been. 382 00:20:33.076 --> 00:20:37.095 Like, 24/7 busy, you don't really have any time for serial killers. 383 00:20:37.195 --> 00:20:38.815 Can you get Pluto from the back for me? 384 00:20:38.915 --> 00:20:40.495 Don't want to go get Pluto from the back-- 385 00:20:40.595 --> 00:20:42.595 For me. Thank you. 386 00:20:43.915 --> 00:20:46.414 So, Pluto's X-ray came back, 387 00:20:46.514 --> 00:20:48.494 and she did break her leg, unfortunately. 388 00:20:48.594 --> 00:20:51.374 -Oh, that's terrible. -But it's so fine, I put a splint on it. 389 00:20:51.474 --> 00:20:53.254 -So you can take her home today. -Today? 390 00:20:53.354 --> 00:20:56.413 You've just got to keep an eye on her for a week, but she is all yours. 391 00:20:56.513 --> 00:20:58.252 -All mine? -Yeah. 392 00:20:58.353 --> 00:21:00.213 -That's great. No problem. -Yeah, great news, right? 393 00:21:00.313 --> 00:21:02.313 -I bet you've been missing her. -Oh… 394 00:21:03.033 --> 00:21:05.033 I really love flowers. 395 00:21:05.392 --> 00:21:06.532 Oh! That's good. 396 00:21:06.632 --> 00:21:08.852 It's just… ah, it doesn't matter. 397 00:21:08.952 --> 00:21:10.692 [bee buzzing] 398 00:21:10.792 --> 00:21:12.972 'Cause… these are for you. 399 00:21:13.072 --> 00:21:14.852 -What? For-- -For you. 400 00:21:14.952 --> 00:21:16.211 [bee keeps buzzing] 401 00:21:16.311 --> 00:21:18.131 Get out! 402 00:21:18.231 --> 00:21:19.331 Wow! 403 00:21:19.431 --> 00:21:21.331 [bee buzzing] 404 00:21:21.431 --> 00:21:22.651 Oh. Uh-oh. 405 00:21:22.751 --> 00:21:23.731 -What? -It got me. 406 00:21:23.831 --> 00:21:26.330 What? You… oh! 407 00:21:26.430 --> 00:21:28.450 Oh, you're… oh. 408 00:21:28.550 --> 00:21:31.290 -Allergy. -Okay. You gotta be kidding me. 409 00:21:31.390 --> 00:21:34.230 -Okay. Are you… uh-huh. -I can't breathe! 410 00:21:34.790 --> 00:21:36.909 All right. I'm just gonna… okay. 411 00:21:38.349 --> 00:21:41.209 -Tess! Hurry. -What? Oh my God. What happened? V? 412 00:21:41.309 --> 00:21:44.209 She's going into anaphylactic shock. Do either of you have an EpiPen? 413 00:21:44.309 --> 00:21:46.728 -The Shih Tzus ate it last week. -Okay! 414 00:21:46.828 --> 00:21:48.328 Uh, give me some water. 415 00:21:48.427 --> 00:21:49.927 -Okay. -Okay, water. 416 00:21:50.028 --> 00:21:50.927 [choking] 417 00:21:51.028 --> 00:21:52.808 Iris, activate EpiPen. 418 00:21:52.908 --> 00:21:55.228 [Iris] EpiPen activated. 419 00:21:56.107 --> 00:21:58.207 -[gasps] -There we go, you're back! 420 00:21:58.307 --> 00:21:59.727 There you go. 421 00:21:59.827 --> 00:22:01.827 And… hello? 422 00:22:02.707 --> 00:22:04.707 What's going on? And you're… gone. 423 00:22:05.427 --> 00:22:06.566 Uh… 424 00:22:06.666 --> 00:22:08.126 I got the water. 425 00:22:08.226 --> 00:22:10.526 Oh, my fucking God. Is she gonna fucking die? 426 00:22:10.626 --> 00:22:11.526 Okay, that's not good. 427 00:22:11.626 --> 00:22:12.806 Oh my God, is she dead? 428 00:22:12.906 --> 00:22:15.805 Out of curiosity, she doesn't have a heart condition, by any chance? 429 00:22:15.905 --> 00:22:17.725 Yeah, if her heart rate goes too high, her heart can stop, 430 00:22:17.825 --> 00:22:19.825 which is why we use a special EpiPen. 431 00:22:20.385 --> 00:22:22.685 Okay. Uh… I… 432 00:22:22.785 --> 00:22:23.925 Do me a favor. 433 00:22:24.025 --> 00:22:26.644 Get me some blankets, some sugar, some salt, ah, some water? 434 00:22:26.744 --> 00:22:29.024 -Call an ambulance as well, okay? -Okay, sure. 435 00:22:29.824 --> 00:22:30.844 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 436 00:22:30.944 --> 00:22:32.944 Iris, activate defib unit. 437 00:22:33.504 --> 00:22:35.504 Defib unit activated. 438 00:22:36.623 --> 00:22:38.623 Now charging. 439 00:22:43.743 --> 00:22:44.723 And… 440 00:22:44.823 --> 00:22:46.902 [Iris] Defib unit now ready. 441 00:22:48.262 --> 00:22:51.002 -[gasps] -Oh, hello! 442 00:22:51.102 --> 00:22:53.102 Hey. 443 00:22:54.582 --> 00:22:55.961 There you go. You're okay. 444 00:22:56.061 --> 00:22:58.201 We're okay. It's okay. 445 00:22:58.301 --> 00:23:01.121 Okay. I've got everything, but I couldn't find any sugar. 446 00:23:01.221 --> 00:23:04.081 -It's fine. Ambulance is on the way? -Yeah. Ten minutes. 447 00:23:04.181 --> 00:23:05.001 Okay. 448 00:23:05.101 --> 00:23:07.100 -Hey, welcome back. -Thank God, V. 449 00:23:09.420 --> 00:23:11.600 Who the fuck are you? 450 00:23:11.700 --> 00:23:14.180 Me? Oh, no one. I sell candles. 451 00:23:15.020 --> 00:23:17.019 Candles? 452 00:23:20.699 --> 00:23:22.779 [slow orchestral music playing] 453 00:23:27.458 --> 00:23:30.538 [sighing, muttering indistinctly] 454 00:23:34.818 --> 00:23:38.417 -Hi. -Brad! You're still here. 455 00:23:39.057 --> 00:23:41.177 Yeah, you know, I… 456 00:23:44.417 --> 00:23:47.936 I figured it was the least I could do, considering what happened. 457 00:23:48.496 --> 00:23:50.396 Oh, and… 458 00:23:50.496 --> 00:23:51.636 I got you these. 459 00:23:51.736 --> 00:23:53.516 Don't worry, they're fake. 460 00:23:53.616 --> 00:23:54.916 And I sprayed them as well. 461 00:23:55.016 --> 00:23:56.355 With all-natural ingredients. 462 00:23:56.455 --> 00:23:58.915 I figured that you probably wouldn't want to kill anything, 463 00:23:59.015 --> 00:24:01.015 even if it was the thing that tried to kill you. 464 00:24:01.695 --> 00:24:04.475 -I'll just put them… -Yeah. Yeah, thank you. 465 00:24:04.575 --> 00:24:06.514 -Yeah. -Yeah. 466 00:24:06.614 --> 00:24:08.394 Look, I was wondering… 467 00:24:08.494 --> 00:24:11.434 Well, not wondering, I wanted to ask you something. 468 00:24:11.534 --> 00:24:13.594 And it's just… 469 00:24:13.694 --> 00:24:15.694 -I'm not very good at this. -[phone beeps] 470 00:24:20.013 --> 00:24:21.513 -[dramatic orchestral music playing] -Okay. 471 00:24:21.613 --> 00:24:24.893 Just give us a sec. I just, I'm just gonna… 472 00:24:27.212 --> 00:24:29.152 Oh, actually! Don't drink that. 473 00:24:29.252 --> 00:24:31.072 It's, you know, it's old. 474 00:24:31.172 --> 00:24:33.932 It's probably got dust in it, so… I can get you another one. 475 00:24:36.052 --> 00:24:38.251 [hard rock music playing] 476 00:24:50.530 --> 00:24:52.530 [music stops abruptly] 477 00:24:53.410 --> 00:24:55.410 [music resumes] 478 00:24:58.649 --> 00:25:01.069 Okay, okay, um. Tell you what? I'm gonna close this 479 00:25:01.169 --> 00:25:03.309 just because, you know, it's a little bit draughty in here. 480 00:25:03.409 --> 00:25:04.789 And I'm gonna get you another water! 481 00:25:04.889 --> 00:25:06.188 So, don't go anywhere. 482 00:25:06.288 --> 00:25:08.588 Stay there. I'll get you a hot dog. A soda. 483 00:25:08.688 --> 00:25:10.188 I'm rambling. I'm just gonna go. 484 00:25:10.288 --> 00:25:11.908 Okay. I'll be right back. 485 00:25:12.008 --> 00:25:14.288 [orchestral music playing] 486 00:25:22.367 --> 00:25:24.687 [dramatic choral music playing] 487 00:25:29.366 --> 00:25:31.646 [orchestral music resumes] 488 00:25:47.004 --> 00:25:49.004 [grunts] 489 00:25:49.564 --> 00:25:51.564 [woman grunts] 490 00:25:54.324 --> 00:25:56.324 [groans] 491 00:25:57.763 --> 00:25:59.923 [whimpers] 492 00:26:01.683 --> 00:26:03.683 [grunts, yells] 493 00:26:04.883 --> 00:26:07.162 [grunts, groans] 494 00:26:08.482 --> 00:26:09.382 Tess? 495 00:26:09.482 --> 00:26:11.542 -So, you're okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 496 00:26:11.642 --> 00:26:13.902 I'm fine. Yeah, he's here. 497 00:26:14.002 --> 00:26:16.002 [man groans] 498 00:26:17.241 --> 00:26:19.101 [loud orchestral music playing] 499 00:26:19.201 --> 00:26:20.381 [coughs] 500 00:26:20.481 --> 00:26:21.301 Ah! 501 00:26:21.401 --> 00:26:22.621 [grunts] 502 00:26:22.721 --> 00:26:25.541 [both assassins grunt, groan] 503 00:26:25.641 --> 00:26:28.940 -[quiet orchestral music playing] -Seriously, V, I've no idea how he did it. 504 00:26:29.040 --> 00:26:31.100 I feel like there can only be one explanation. 505 00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:34.220 -And what's that? -He's a superhero! 506 00:26:34.320 --> 00:26:37.779 They exist, V! You know, you've seen all those Glass films, 507 00:26:37.879 --> 00:26:40.259 and the other films from the guy who made those Glass films. 508 00:26:40.359 --> 00:26:41.299 They're out there, V! 509 00:26:41.399 --> 00:26:44.779 You're like this weak, innocent, fragile, useless person who's, you know, 510 00:26:44.879 --> 00:26:45.819 completely normal. 511 00:26:45.919 --> 00:26:48.498 And he's just attracted to his polar opposite, which is you! 512 00:26:48.598 --> 00:26:50.138 That's not very helpful. 513 00:26:50.238 --> 00:26:52.798 -[loud orchestral music playing] -[grunting] 514 00:26:58.997 --> 00:27:00.997 Fucking Twins. 515 00:27:04.077 --> 00:27:06.237 I better go. Okay, bye. 516 00:27:09.676 --> 00:27:11.676 Who're you spying on? 517 00:27:14.116 --> 00:27:15.176 No one. 518 00:27:15.276 --> 00:27:19.335 There was just this little kid, and I got the last soda, and he just went ballistic. 519 00:27:19.435 --> 00:27:20.735 Dangerous move. 520 00:27:20.835 --> 00:27:23.215 Yeah. So, how're you feeling? 521 00:27:23.315 --> 00:27:24.895 Doctor said I can go, so… 522 00:27:24.995 --> 00:27:27.014 Great timing. 523 00:27:27.114 --> 00:27:30.794 You were saying something, actually, before you disappeared. 524 00:27:31.474 --> 00:27:34.994 Yeah. Uh… yeah. Look, I just… 525 00:27:36.074 --> 00:27:37.493 I just… 526 00:27:37.593 --> 00:27:39.573 I wanted to clear something up. 527 00:27:39.673 --> 00:27:42.552 And just be honest and transparent with you. 528 00:27:44.833 --> 00:27:50.332 I know it seems as though I was the one responsible for nearly killing you. 529 00:27:50.432 --> 00:27:52.372 Actually killing me. 530 00:27:52.472 --> 00:27:54.572 Okay. Fair enough. 531 00:27:54.672 --> 00:27:56.212 But really, I mean, 532 00:27:56.312 --> 00:27:58.051 it was the bee that did it. 533 00:27:58.151 --> 00:28:01.251 Un-bee-lievable. 534 00:28:01.351 --> 00:28:02.771 I know, right? 535 00:28:02.871 --> 00:28:05.591 And he should've been here to explain this to you. 536 00:28:07.990 --> 00:28:09.570 But he's dead. 537 00:28:09.670 --> 00:28:13.410 It may have been the bee who mis-bee-haved. 538 00:28:13.510 --> 00:28:15.810 But you're an accomplice, so… 539 00:28:15.910 --> 00:28:17.909 No, fair enough. Okay, yeah. 540 00:28:19.109 --> 00:28:23.089 I'll tell you what. Why don't we just leave this bee stuff behind us, 541 00:28:23.189 --> 00:28:25.929 and just focus on new bee-ginnings? 542 00:28:26.029 --> 00:28:28.028 [phone vibrates, beeps] 543 00:28:28.788 --> 00:28:30.168 What do you think? 544 00:28:30.268 --> 00:28:31.728 -Whoa! -What's wrong? 545 00:28:31.828 --> 00:28:34.568 -Gee, like, I guess it's just… -What is? 546 00:28:34.668 --> 00:28:37.247 …really quite bee-wildering to me 547 00:28:37.347 --> 00:28:40.047 how long it's taking you to ask me out on a date. 548 00:28:40.147 --> 00:28:41.607 So I'm gonna do it for you. 549 00:28:41.707 --> 00:28:44.967 I like pumpkin soup. Do you like pumpkin soup? 550 00:28:45.067 --> 00:28:46.087 I do. 551 00:28:46.187 --> 00:28:48.206 Would you like to have pumpkin soup with me? 552 00:28:48.306 --> 00:28:50.246 -[alarm goes off, commotion outside] -Yes. 553 00:28:50.346 --> 00:28:51.526 Do you accept this mission? 554 00:28:51.626 --> 00:28:53.626 -I do. -[commotion getting louder] 555 00:28:54.386 --> 00:28:56.046 What is going on out there? 556 00:28:56.146 --> 00:28:58.005 You know. It's a hospital. 557 00:28:58.105 --> 00:28:59.565 Sounds like someone's having twins. 558 00:28:59.665 --> 00:29:02.925 [dramatic Russian choral music playing] 559 00:29:03.025 --> 00:29:05.025 [camera shutter clicking] 560 00:29:08.704 --> 00:29:10.784 [engine revving] 561 00:29:12.424 --> 00:29:14.764 -[indistinct chatter] -[softly] Fucking Russians. 562 00:29:14.864 --> 00:29:16.864 Hey, I can't get the focus working. Can you help me? 563 00:29:17.543 --> 00:29:19.003 [Uri] Oh, very nice bike. 564 00:29:19.103 --> 00:29:21.203 [Orgi] Very slick, I like it. 565 00:29:21.303 --> 00:29:22.723 Gentlemen. 566 00:29:22.823 --> 00:29:24.683 We here to take missiles back. 567 00:29:24.783 --> 00:29:27.922 On the contrary. I'm here to give you your missiles back. 568 00:29:28.022 --> 00:29:29.242 How much? 569 00:29:29.342 --> 00:29:30.642 How much for what? 570 00:29:30.742 --> 00:29:31.802 Missile. 571 00:29:31.902 --> 00:29:33.082 Nothing. 572 00:29:33.182 --> 00:29:35.442 Oh, I like it. You are hard negotiator. 573 00:29:35.542 --> 00:29:37.601 [Orgi] Very… very sexy. 574 00:29:37.701 --> 00:29:39.641 I like it. How much? 575 00:29:39.741 --> 00:29:42.401 As it seems you have not been informed: 576 00:29:42.501 --> 00:29:44.441 I'm giving you back your missiles, 577 00:29:44.541 --> 00:29:47.241 and you will use your fleet of MiG fighter jets 578 00:29:47.341 --> 00:29:49.240 to take down some targets of my choosing. 579 00:29:49.340 --> 00:29:50.480 Interesting, interesting. 580 00:29:50.580 --> 00:29:52.240 So, like personal vendetta… 581 00:29:52.340 --> 00:29:55.160 Like a revenge motive? You know, like a real spy film. 582 00:29:55.260 --> 00:29:57.319 [both continue discussing indistinctly] 583 00:29:57.419 --> 00:29:59.439 Can't we just give you money and then take missiles? 584 00:29:59.539 --> 00:30:02.319 -It's much easier. -No. You can't. 585 00:30:02.419 --> 00:30:03.599 Your boss agreed. 586 00:30:03.699 --> 00:30:07.099 Boss? Boss never said that. Where are these missile thingies, hmm? 587 00:30:08.458 --> 00:30:10.458 -There. -Where? 588 00:30:11.658 --> 00:30:12.638 In the water. 589 00:30:12.738 --> 00:30:13.918 [choral music playing] 590 00:30:14.018 --> 00:30:16.078 You sink it? 591 00:30:16.178 --> 00:30:17.278 It's not part of deal! 592 00:30:17.378 --> 00:30:18.797 -For fuck's… -[Uri] The Boss is not happy. 593 00:30:18.897 --> 00:30:21.137 -[grunts angrily] -[Uri] Super, duper unhappy! 594 00:30:22.177 --> 00:30:26.137 No! I didn't sink it. It's a submarine. 595 00:30:27.576 --> 00:30:29.396 -[Uri] Oh. -It's your submarine. 596 00:30:29.496 --> 00:30:31.756 -Could be submarine. -Could be submarine. 597 00:30:31.856 --> 00:30:33.856 Here. 598 00:30:34.496 --> 00:30:36.316 [talking indistinctly on phone] 599 00:30:36.416 --> 00:30:38.415 [scoffs] Again? 600 00:30:38.855 --> 00:30:40.435 Will you seriously sit down, please? 601 00:30:40.535 --> 00:30:41.795 …will make you more sensitive… 602 00:30:41.895 --> 00:30:45.315 I think it's the right size. 603 00:30:45.415 --> 00:30:47.754 -[both] Yeah! -[laughter] 604 00:30:47.854 --> 00:30:49.114 Oh my God. 605 00:30:49.214 --> 00:30:50.234 How we get there? 606 00:30:50.334 --> 00:30:52.354 -You swim. -Swim? 607 00:30:52.454 --> 00:30:54.454 -We could swim. Yeah. -Could swim. Yeah. 608 00:30:55.254 --> 00:30:57.254 Who is this personal vendetta with? 609 00:30:58.373 --> 00:30:59.993 Fucking Brad. 610 00:31:00.093 --> 00:31:02.353 Brad? The Brad? 611 00:31:02.453 --> 00:31:03.393 Who's "Brad"? 612 00:31:03.493 --> 00:31:06.613 Like a spy legend. Brad is like a spy legend. 613 00:31:08.812 --> 00:31:11.032 I'll send you the activation codes when they're in the air. 614 00:31:11.132 --> 00:31:15.312 He never dies! He's like a hero in this spy action film. 615 00:31:15.412 --> 00:31:17.791 -We're not in spy action film. -All the bullets aimed at him… 616 00:31:17.891 --> 00:31:22.151 [Orgi imitates machine gun fire] Nothing gets him! Nothing gets him! 617 00:31:22.251 --> 00:31:23.951 Who are you? 618 00:31:24.051 --> 00:31:25.351 [woman on phone] In the head. 619 00:31:25.451 --> 00:31:27.810 [camera shutters clicking] 620 00:31:32.570 --> 00:31:34.730 [orchestral music playing] 621 00:31:38.129 --> 00:31:41.469 [man] What is going on there, Suzan? Don't sound fucking good to me. 622 00:31:41.569 --> 00:31:42.549 Tell him, Jennifer. 623 00:31:42.649 --> 00:31:44.749 These missiles are unstoppable, sir. 624 00:31:44.849 --> 00:31:47.788 The only thing unstoppable is my wife's spending habits. 625 00:31:47.888 --> 00:31:50.068 These missiles are phenomenally accurate, 626 00:31:50.168 --> 00:31:54.108 and can yield an impact equal to ten tons of high explosives without a warhead. 627 00:31:54.208 --> 00:31:58.347 They are also capable of reaching almost any city on the planet within 30 minutes. 628 00:31:58.447 --> 00:31:59.667 Well, where's fuckin' Brad? 629 00:31:59.767 --> 00:32:00.867 Ain't he taking care of this shit? 630 00:32:00.967 --> 00:32:02.987 I can't be doing every fucking thing around here. 631 00:32:03.087 --> 00:32:04.347 He'll be back online soon. 632 00:32:04.447 --> 00:32:06.067 As soon as he refocuses, 633 00:32:06.167 --> 00:32:07.747 and starts thinking with that other head of his. 634 00:32:07.847 --> 00:32:10.266 You just listen to me, Suzan. You fucking listen to me right now. 635 00:32:10.366 --> 00:32:14.206 You get those fucking bad balls back, and you get Brad back. Goddammit! 636 00:32:17.766 --> 00:32:19.425 Well, go on, sort it out, Jennifer! 637 00:32:19.525 --> 00:32:21.785 I want Brad back in this room within the hour. 638 00:32:21.885 --> 00:32:24.965 And take Paradise with you in case this try-hard shows up. 639 00:32:27.805 --> 00:32:29.104 There is something else. 640 00:32:29.204 --> 00:32:31.024 Oh, God. Of course there is. What is it? Spit it out. 641 00:32:31.124 --> 00:32:32.984 It's Walker. He's still alive. 642 00:32:33.084 --> 00:32:35.084 Oh, for… 643 00:32:36.124 --> 00:32:38.123 Well, take Natasha as well, then. 644 00:32:38.443 --> 00:32:41.623 Are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, given their… you know. 645 00:32:41.723 --> 00:32:44.943 Well, clearly bullets don't seem to be working, do they? 646 00:32:45.043 --> 00:32:47.863 Just don't tell her that he's around unless it's absolutely necessary. 647 00:32:47.963 --> 00:32:50.222 It could very quickly lead to a clusterfuck! 648 00:32:50.322 --> 00:32:52.322 Yes, Suzan. 649 00:32:56.042 --> 00:32:58.801 [lounge music playing] 650 00:33:01.121 --> 00:33:03.881 -[music continues] -[tableware clinking] 651 00:33:09.360 --> 00:33:10.380 Thank you. 652 00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:12.580 This place is beautiful. 653 00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:14.680 Yeah, it's nice. It's relaxing. 654 00:33:15.560 --> 00:33:17.740 You know, I actually saved the owner's life once, 655 00:33:17.840 --> 00:33:19.539 so he kind of owes me big-time. 656 00:33:19.639 --> 00:33:22.899 Really? You do that a lot, save lives? 657 00:33:22.999 --> 00:33:24.659 Well, only… 658 00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:26.539 only the people that matter. 659 00:33:26.639 --> 00:33:28.638 Well, and a few others. 660 00:33:30.438 --> 00:33:33.098 You know what, I'm just gonna get this out in the open. 661 00:33:33.198 --> 00:33:35.578 You know, we don't have to talk about it. 662 00:33:35.677 --> 00:33:37.677 No, I want to. 663 00:33:39.797 --> 00:33:42.017 It's a really rare heart condition. 664 00:33:42.117 --> 00:33:47.377 It makes me highly susceptible to ventricular fibrillation, 665 00:33:47.477 --> 00:33:49.476 or sudden cardiac arrest. 666 00:33:50.196 --> 00:33:53.216 If my heart rate rises quickly, then 667 00:33:53.316 --> 00:33:57.876 the electrical system in my heart becomes irregular, and I pass out. 668 00:34:01.715 --> 00:34:04.275 If that happens, I have two minutes… 669 00:34:04.955 --> 00:34:07.135 and, well, you saw the rest. 670 00:34:07.235 --> 00:34:09.234 It's no blood going to the brain… 671 00:34:14.114 --> 00:34:16.573 You know, the worst thing is, I can't drink coffee. 672 00:34:16.674 --> 00:34:18.772 Well, you know what they say about coffee. 673 00:34:18.872 --> 00:34:21.933 Just makes people do stupid things faster. 674 00:34:22.033 --> 00:34:25.533 You're really not worried that I could die at any moment? 675 00:34:25.633 --> 00:34:27.212 No. 676 00:34:27.312 --> 00:34:30.172 I mean, it's just a part of life. 677 00:34:30.272 --> 00:34:32.412 Gotta live. 678 00:34:32.511 --> 00:34:36.652 Besides, I'm actually more worried about the calamari they serve here. 679 00:34:36.752 --> 00:34:38.750 [phone vibrates] 680 00:34:39.151 --> 00:34:42.151 -I'm so sorry. -Candle business is booming, huh? 681 00:34:44.191 --> 00:34:46.310 Yeah, yeah, vanilla spice, it's a hit. 682 00:34:46.951 --> 00:34:48.290 You can take that if you want. 683 00:34:48.390 --> 00:34:49.490 [phone keeps vibrating] 684 00:34:49.589 --> 00:34:51.589 [slow guitar overture] 685 00:34:54.710 --> 00:34:57.029 [orchestra comes in] 686 00:35:05.388 --> 00:35:07.888 No. No, I'd rather pull my teeth out 687 00:35:07.989 --> 00:35:10.008 or jump out a plane without a parachute 688 00:35:10.107 --> 00:35:12.107 than take that call. 689 00:35:12.627 --> 00:35:13.647 Okay. 690 00:35:13.747 --> 00:35:17.968 So I would have thought that being a vet would be stressful. 691 00:35:18.067 --> 00:35:22.607 Weirdly enough, it's like, around animals, I'm really calm. 692 00:35:22.707 --> 00:35:25.667 Even in extreme circumstances, there's just 693 00:35:26.267 --> 00:35:28.426 something about them that makes me feel… 694 00:35:30.586 --> 00:35:32.006 settled. 695 00:35:32.105 --> 00:35:35.145 Anyway, that is enough about me. I wanna know about you. 696 00:35:35.665 --> 00:35:37.526 Me? Oh, uh… 697 00:35:37.625 --> 00:35:40.365 How's life as a candle… guy? 698 00:35:40.464 --> 00:35:41.645 Uh… 699 00:35:41.745 --> 00:35:44.404 You know, I'm just going to go to the restroom real quick. 700 00:35:44.504 --> 00:35:45.484 What, again? 701 00:35:45.585 --> 00:35:47.924 You know, I have some medication for bladder control 702 00:35:48.024 --> 00:35:49.364 I can give you for that. 703 00:35:49.464 --> 00:35:51.044 It's for dogs. 704 00:35:51.144 --> 00:35:53.243 -So same thing really. -That's very funny. 705 00:35:53.343 --> 00:35:56.283 You know, I will try it. I'll try anything once. 706 00:35:56.384 --> 00:35:57.843 I'll be right back. 707 00:35:57.944 --> 00:35:59.942 Okay. 708 00:36:04.423 --> 00:36:06.542 [orchestral music playing] 709 00:36:30.339 --> 00:36:32.359 You know, I would really appreciate it 710 00:36:32.460 --> 00:36:34.560 if we could just pick this up another time. 711 00:36:34.660 --> 00:36:36.600 You know, it's just I'm just right in the middle of something 712 00:36:36.700 --> 00:36:38.700 that's a very special moment. 713 00:36:39.379 --> 00:36:42.019 -Trident says hello. -Trident. 714 00:36:42.578 --> 00:36:44.979 Where do they come up with these names? I mean, honestly. 715 00:36:45.819 --> 00:36:52.317 They still calling you "the Apprentice"? As in, learning to assassinate? 716 00:36:52.417 --> 00:36:55.997 Okay, well, yeah. But it's a whole system, okay? 717 00:36:56.098 --> 00:37:01.596 You know, it's a pyramid of apprentice, apprenti, apprentees. 718 00:37:01.696 --> 00:37:05.156 And like, it's better to be the apprentice just under Trident, 719 00:37:05.256 --> 00:37:08.116 than to be the boss at the bottom of the pyramid. 720 00:37:08.216 --> 00:37:09.995 She's there, and I'm just below her… 721 00:37:10.096 --> 00:37:11.716 So Trident is a she. 722 00:37:11.816 --> 00:37:13.915 -I didn't say that. -Yeah, you kinda did. 723 00:37:14.015 --> 00:37:16.756 -I didn't… -I know that Trident's a woman. 724 00:37:16.855 --> 00:37:22.115 You don't know anything, okay. It's like, he, she, she's he, her's him, you know? 725 00:37:22.214 --> 00:37:23.875 You heard what I wanted you to hear. 726 00:37:23.975 --> 00:37:27.355 -Fine. He, she, they, whatever, okay? -Let's go with they. 727 00:37:27.455 --> 00:37:29.035 -Okay, they. -Okay. 728 00:37:29.134 --> 00:37:34.254 Is this Trident… is she really worth dying for? 729 00:37:37.254 --> 00:37:39.254 For you, maybe. 730 00:37:39.812 --> 00:37:41.553 No, you mean for you. 731 00:37:41.653 --> 00:37:44.673 No, I mean for you, she is-- he is. They. 732 00:37:44.772 --> 00:37:48.993 Okay, she. But if I die, it wouldn't be for that reason. 733 00:37:49.093 --> 00:37:50.591 But you would die, though. 734 00:37:50.692 --> 00:37:54.152 No, I get that. But what I'm saying is, that wouldn't be the same thing 735 00:37:54.252 --> 00:37:56.752 because I'm asking you, are you willing to die for her? 736 00:37:56.852 --> 00:37:59.471 Which implies I would be asking myself. 737 00:37:59.571 --> 00:38:03.111 But I, clearly… [whispers] I wouldn't. 738 00:38:03.211 --> 00:38:05.310 No. 739 00:38:05.410 --> 00:38:07.111 -Yeah. -Yeah. 740 00:38:07.211 --> 00:38:10.290 Okay, I'm… I'm super-confused. 741 00:38:10.850 --> 00:38:12.850 Take a minute, and think about it. 742 00:38:13.410 --> 00:38:15.410 Okay? 743 00:38:19.410 --> 00:38:21.408 [orchestral music playing] 744 00:38:23.408 --> 00:38:26.169 -Really? -Yeah. You know who I am, right? 745 00:38:28.529 --> 00:38:30.528 [grunting] 746 00:38:36.528 --> 00:38:38.528 [groans] 747 00:38:39.247 --> 00:38:40.346 Impressive. 748 00:38:40.446 --> 00:38:42.647 [grunting, groaning] 749 00:38:53.046 --> 00:38:54.705 [choking, wheezing] 750 00:38:54.806 --> 00:38:56.506 Shh, it's okay. 751 00:38:56.605 --> 00:39:01.285 It's okay, it's okay. Now just… sleep, now. Okay. 752 00:39:02.484 --> 00:39:04.305 Okay. Sleep, now. 753 00:39:04.404 --> 00:39:06.404 Good, Apprentice. Good work. 754 00:39:13.404 --> 00:39:16.124 I am terribly sorry that took so long. 755 00:39:17.203 --> 00:39:19.203 Phew. 756 00:39:19.683 --> 00:39:21.683 So. What did I miss? 757 00:39:22.243 --> 00:39:24.383 You wanna get out of here? 758 00:39:24.482 --> 00:39:26.183 Sure. 759 00:39:26.283 --> 00:39:28.283 Let's. 760 00:39:28.962 --> 00:39:31.682 [slow sentimental music playing] 761 00:39:37.801 --> 00:39:43.461 Whoa. Okay. You need to be careful. You literally just got out of hospital. 762 00:39:43.560 --> 00:39:45.681 I don't wanna be careful anymore. 763 00:39:48.520 --> 00:39:51.279 Besides. You saved my life once. 764 00:39:52.160 --> 00:39:53.980 Do you think you can do it again? 765 00:39:54.080 --> 00:39:58.439 Oh yeah, I'm highly skilled in the area of saving lives, so I feel-- 766 00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:02.499 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I don't know what came over me. 767 00:40:02.598 --> 00:40:03.538 Are you okay? You look… 768 00:40:03.638 --> 00:40:06.259 -Whoa, hey. Hey, hey. -Seriously, Brad, that was so aggressive. 769 00:40:06.359 --> 00:40:09.538 -No. No, it's fine. It's fine. I mean… -Is it? 770 00:40:09.638 --> 00:40:12.178 Yeah, if that's something inside of you, 771 00:40:12.278 --> 00:40:15.538 then it's probably best that, you know, you get it out. 772 00:40:15.638 --> 00:40:19.578 Otherwise, you're not being honest with yourself. Or me. 773 00:40:19.678 --> 00:40:21.676 Okay. 774 00:40:23.236 --> 00:40:25.497 I feel so fucking great right now. 775 00:40:25.596 --> 00:40:28.756 You are so great right now. 776 00:40:32.915 --> 00:40:34.296 Stay right there. 777 00:40:34.395 --> 00:40:36.395 I'm not going anywhere. 778 00:40:41.314 --> 00:40:43.314 Oh, boy. 779 00:40:44.355 --> 00:40:46.355 Oh my God. 780 00:40:49.194 --> 00:40:51.573 Be cool. You got this, just… 781 00:40:51.674 --> 00:40:53.374 Okay. 782 00:40:53.473 --> 00:40:54.573 Let me see. 783 00:40:54.674 --> 00:40:57.573 No snipers. No bad guys. 784 00:40:57.674 --> 00:40:59.674 No villains, please. 785 00:41:01.913 --> 00:41:03.913 [phone vibrates] 786 00:41:05.792 --> 00:41:06.812 Tess! 787 00:41:06.913 --> 00:41:08.133 V, what the hell are you doing? 788 00:41:08.232 --> 00:41:10.252 I swear to God, you better be feeding ducks right now, 789 00:41:10.352 --> 00:41:12.971 or at least something very similar but as equally boring. 790 00:41:13.071 --> 00:41:14.531 I am going for it. 791 00:41:14.631 --> 00:41:17.212 I mean, really going for it. 792 00:41:17.312 --> 00:41:19.652 V, you literally just got out of the hospital. 793 00:41:19.752 --> 00:41:22.410 Actually, no, you just freaking died! 794 00:41:22.511 --> 00:41:25.651 Remember that skimpy outfit you bought me like six years ago, 795 00:41:25.750 --> 00:41:27.750 and I've never had the guts to wear? 796 00:41:29.671 --> 00:41:31.669 Putting it on. 797 00:41:32.390 --> 00:41:34.990 Iris? Activate agency app. 798 00:41:35.910 --> 00:41:38.810 -Uh-huh, and… -Open mouth, please. 799 00:41:38.910 --> 00:41:40.908 Now spraying. 800 00:41:45.029 --> 00:41:47.468 Banana? Ugh, I hate banana. 801 00:41:51.268 --> 00:41:53.268 Dispensing condom. 802 00:41:54.107 --> 00:41:55.448 Ejecting now. 803 00:41:55.548 --> 00:41:57.548 Ooh, banana! 804 00:41:58.147 --> 00:41:59.567 Okay. 805 00:41:59.667 --> 00:42:01.667 [phone vibrates] 806 00:42:03.227 --> 00:42:04.926 This better be important, James. 807 00:42:05.027 --> 00:42:07.287 I'm in the middle of the best night of my life. 808 00:42:07.386 --> 00:42:09.966 What are you talking about? Everything I tell you is important. 809 00:42:10.067 --> 00:42:12.486 Usually, it saves your life, it's that friggin' important. Also… 810 00:42:12.586 --> 00:42:15.165 I'm really busy right now. I can't talk. 811 00:42:15.265 --> 00:42:17.046 Thank you, Tess, I love you. 812 00:42:17.145 --> 00:42:19.426 [panting] 813 00:42:22.825 --> 00:42:23.924 -Someone named Trident. -What else? 814 00:42:24.024 --> 00:42:26.285 It's a girl. I think she's linked to the agencies. 815 00:42:26.384 --> 00:42:28.365 She stole a hypersonic missile and sold it to the Russians. 816 00:42:28.464 --> 00:42:30.044 What, wait a minute. Only one? 817 00:42:30.145 --> 00:42:32.144 Well, seven actually. 818 00:42:34.024 --> 00:42:34.884 Brad? 819 00:42:34.984 --> 00:42:36.984 -Wait, you need to know this-- -I gotta go. 820 00:42:40.183 --> 00:42:42.263 Do you like it? It's a lot, isn't it? 821 00:42:42.903 --> 00:42:45.962 I don't know what I was thinking. I'm gonna go and take it off, it's so… 822 00:42:46.062 --> 00:42:48.723 No. No, no, no, no. No. 823 00:42:48.823 --> 00:42:50.821 It's perfect. Okay? 824 00:42:52.062 --> 00:42:54.942 You're perfect. All right? 825 00:42:57.221 --> 00:43:00.462 [orchestral funk music playing] 826 00:43:04.461 --> 00:43:05.480 Brad! 827 00:43:05.580 --> 00:43:07.580 Argh! 828 00:43:10.461 --> 00:43:12.460 [frustrated noises] 829 00:43:13.220 --> 00:43:15.220 [elevator dings] 830 00:43:17.259 --> 00:43:19.259 [prominent bassline music playing] 831 00:43:22.698 --> 00:43:24.698 -Go check the service elevator. -On it. 832 00:43:27.459 --> 00:43:29.459 [music continues] 833 00:43:39.658 --> 00:43:41.656 [frustrated grunting] 834 00:43:52.816 --> 00:43:54.816 Excuse me. 835 00:44:17.933 --> 00:44:19.933 [peaceful music playing] 836 00:44:24.692 --> 00:44:26.692 [in Russian accent] Does it hurt? 837 00:44:27.413 --> 00:44:29.413 [in Russian accent] A little. 838 00:44:31.051 --> 00:44:33.051 Actually, a lot. 839 00:44:34.011 --> 00:44:35.912 What did the doctor say? 840 00:44:36.011 --> 00:44:38.011 "No more bullet in head." 841 00:44:40.892 --> 00:44:42.890 Missed you at the Christmas party. 842 00:44:44.931 --> 00:44:47.071 I miss you so much. 843 00:44:47.171 --> 00:44:49.651 I really wanted to come. But… 844 00:44:52.609 --> 00:44:53.549 [grunts] 845 00:44:53.649 --> 00:44:55.149 Why didn't you call me, huh? 846 00:44:55.250 --> 00:44:57.569 I had to hear about it from Paradise. 847 00:44:58.169 --> 00:45:00.189 I really wanted to. 848 00:45:00.290 --> 00:45:03.189 Just, one bullet was pushing on another. 849 00:45:03.288 --> 00:45:05.448 My mouth wouldn't work properly. 850 00:45:06.769 --> 00:45:08.769 [tearfully] You poor thing. 851 00:45:09.249 --> 00:45:11.388 I even tried to call you. 852 00:45:11.488 --> 00:45:15.388 But the words were all over the place, and not make sense. 853 00:45:15.488 --> 00:45:18.528 My God. That's terrible. 854 00:45:19.808 --> 00:45:21.986 [groans, sobs] 855 00:45:22.087 --> 00:45:23.627 Oh, sorry! 856 00:45:23.727 --> 00:45:25.807 It's okay. It's fine. 857 00:45:26.966 --> 00:45:27.826 I'm sorry as well. 858 00:45:27.926 --> 00:45:31.067 Honestly, this, it's never happened to me so quickly before. 859 00:45:31.167 --> 00:45:33.225 Never. Never, ever. Ever. 860 00:45:33.326 --> 00:45:35.386 -Me neither. -Really? Never? 861 00:45:35.486 --> 00:45:37.586 -No. -I'm sorry. I feel so ashamed. 862 00:45:37.685 --> 00:45:39.506 -No, I mean me. -You? 863 00:45:39.605 --> 00:45:41.384 -Me. -You've never had it happen to you before? 864 00:45:41.484 --> 00:45:44.185 -I've never. No, I have never. -Oh, you've never… 865 00:45:44.285 --> 00:45:46.064 I've never come so quickly before. 866 00:45:46.165 --> 00:45:48.205 Oh. Okay, okay. 867 00:45:48.765 --> 00:45:50.865 -That's good. That's really good. -Yeah. 868 00:45:50.964 --> 00:45:52.964 It is. 869 00:45:55.364 --> 00:45:57.263 [both at once] Cool. 870 00:45:57.364 --> 00:45:59.484 [slow jazz music playing] 871 00:46:07.283 --> 00:46:09.283 I wanna play a game. 872 00:46:12.162 --> 00:46:14.801 -Okay. -It's called Confessions. 873 00:46:16.162 --> 00:46:18.341 Confessions? 874 00:46:18.442 --> 00:46:21.401 It's a confession game? Oh. 875 00:46:24.120 --> 00:46:26.921 Yeah. Cool. Confessions. 876 00:46:28.120 --> 00:46:30.120 I'll go first. 877 00:46:32.439 --> 00:46:34.500 -[grunts] -Again! 878 00:46:34.600 --> 00:46:35.980 -Again! -[moans] 879 00:46:36.080 --> 00:46:37.660 [orchestral music playing] 880 00:46:37.759 --> 00:46:40.220 Natasha activated. Dogwalker neutralized. 881 00:46:40.319 --> 00:46:41.259 En route to Brad. 882 00:46:41.359 --> 00:46:44.158 [speaking French] 883 00:46:51.439 --> 00:46:54.877 This is a big one for me. Have you ever… 884 00:46:55.718 --> 00:46:57.957 hit anyone in anger? 885 00:46:59.638 --> 00:47:00.778 Uh… 886 00:47:00.877 --> 00:47:02.377 Have I ever hit anyone in anger? 887 00:47:02.477 --> 00:47:05.397 Let me think about that one. Uh… 888 00:47:13.196 --> 00:47:15.176 No. 889 00:47:15.276 --> 00:47:17.276 Nope. Never. 890 00:47:18.316 --> 00:47:20.316 Your turn. 891 00:47:20.676 --> 00:47:22.674 Okay. 892 00:47:23.714 --> 00:47:27.015 What's something you've always wanted to do, 893 00:47:27.115 --> 00:47:29.615 except you've been too afraid to do it? 894 00:47:29.714 --> 00:47:33.754 Oh. There's lots of things. Given my… condition. 895 00:47:35.073 --> 00:47:37.553 -You mean anything? -Anything. 896 00:47:40.513 --> 00:47:42.513 I've always wanted to… 897 00:47:44.792 --> 00:47:46.792 to… 898 00:47:49.553 --> 00:47:51.553 have a threesome. 899 00:47:51.872 --> 00:47:53.872 [grunts] 900 00:47:54.792 --> 00:47:56.451 Cool. That's… 901 00:47:56.551 --> 00:47:58.551 that's really, really cool. 902 00:47:59.551 --> 00:48:01.672 -Cool. -Cool. 903 00:48:02.711 --> 00:48:05.270 [orchestral funk music playing] 904 00:48:07.671 --> 00:48:09.850 [speaking French] 905 00:48:09.951 --> 00:48:12.770 James, what the fuck? I thought that was the one! 906 00:48:12.870 --> 00:48:15.350 [speaking French] 907 00:48:22.669 --> 00:48:24.689 -Evening, sir. -No! 908 00:48:24.788 --> 00:48:26.848 Sir, we're here to help. 909 00:48:26.948 --> 00:48:28.569 Actually, we need your help. 910 00:48:28.669 --> 00:48:30.569 I don't wanna help you, and I don't need your help. 911 00:48:30.669 --> 00:48:31.569 This is serious! 912 00:48:31.669 --> 00:48:34.127 Yeah, when is it not serious? Come on, we're spies. 913 00:48:34.227 --> 00:48:35.848 -There's someone new-- -I know, okay! 914 00:48:35.948 --> 00:48:37.408 It's Trident, she's working with the Russians. 915 00:48:37.508 --> 00:48:38.567 They've got new missiles, okay? 916 00:48:38.667 --> 00:48:40.127 Does this sound familiar too? It should. 917 00:48:40.227 --> 00:48:43.946 You want to know why? Because this happens, like, every single year. 918 00:48:44.587 --> 00:48:47.147 -[Veronica] Who is it? -No one. 919 00:48:47.707 --> 00:48:50.687 Right. If you don't come with me right now, 920 00:48:50.787 --> 00:48:53.406 I've been ordered to break up this little romance 921 00:48:53.506 --> 00:48:55.926 faster than you can say "hypersonic missile." 922 00:48:56.026 --> 00:48:58.406 -No. -I don't want to, sir. 923 00:48:58.506 --> 00:49:02.444 -But I will. I will. -Okay, no. No. 924 00:49:02.544 --> 00:49:04.984 -Have you heard of that Lucy, though? -Yeah. 925 00:49:06.064 --> 00:49:08.984 Yeah! You know what, I'll call you back. 926 00:49:13.104 --> 00:49:14.044 Jen? 927 00:49:14.144 --> 00:49:16.163 Don't! Come on, Jennifer. 928 00:49:16.263 --> 00:49:18.644 -[Paradise] I think someone's here. -Yeah, okay, go check it out. 929 00:49:18.743 --> 00:49:19.604 Copy that. 930 00:49:19.703 --> 00:49:22.522 You sound really busy, maybe you should go check that out. 931 00:49:22.622 --> 00:49:23.843 [Veronica] Who is it? 932 00:49:23.942 --> 00:49:27.863 -Is everything all right? -Hey. Yeah. This is… 933 00:49:29.423 --> 00:49:31.403 Hi, I'm Mindy. 934 00:49:31.502 --> 00:49:32.761 Hi, Mindy. 935 00:49:32.861 --> 00:49:35.982 You called for me, and I'm coming for you. 936 00:49:38.062 --> 00:49:40.062 Did you do this for me? 937 00:49:40.861 --> 00:49:42.881 Wait, what? What? 938 00:49:42.980 --> 00:49:44.681 Okay… yeah… 939 00:49:44.781 --> 00:49:46.781 [forced laugh] Oh God. 940 00:49:58.540 --> 00:50:00.660 [drum and bass music playing loudly] 941 00:50:05.459 --> 00:50:07.459 [Paradise groans] 942 00:50:13.377 --> 00:50:15.377 [Paradise in French] Here, bitch! 943 00:50:16.618 --> 00:50:18.618 [grunting] 944 00:50:22.337 --> 00:50:24.337 [Veronica] Whoo! Whoo! 945 00:50:25.656 --> 00:50:27.357 -Where are you going? -I just, you know… 946 00:50:27.457 --> 00:50:29.997 -C'mon, we're having this party! -Yeah, I gotta get some ice. 947 00:50:30.096 --> 00:50:32.096 Well, hurry! 948 00:50:33.495 --> 00:50:34.915 [funk music playing] 949 00:50:35.015 --> 00:50:36.756 [exhales] Okay. 950 00:50:36.855 --> 00:50:38.855 [groans] 951 00:50:41.576 --> 00:50:43.575 Okay. 952 00:50:44.214 --> 00:50:47.055 -[grunting] -[drum and bass music playing loudly] 953 00:51:03.893 --> 00:51:06.292 Nobody likes a gossip, Paradise. 954 00:51:13.692 --> 00:51:15.692 -[Natasha] Fuck! I hate you! -[Walker] Get up! 955 00:51:17.212 --> 00:51:18.272 Fuck you. 956 00:51:18.372 --> 00:51:20.511 You love her so much, go live with her. 957 00:51:20.611 --> 00:51:23.770 Fuck you too! I never wanna see your bitch face again. 958 00:51:24.491 --> 00:51:26.491 Well, you never will! 959 00:51:31.410 --> 00:51:33.410 Walker? 960 00:51:38.730 --> 00:51:40.950 Fucking Brad! 961 00:51:41.049 --> 00:51:42.509 [dramatic choral music playing] 962 00:51:42.609 --> 00:51:44.229 Shit. 963 00:51:44.328 --> 00:51:46.388 Always small. 964 00:51:46.489 --> 00:51:48.269 Everything small. 965 00:51:48.368 --> 00:51:51.269 Well, it's just 'cause you're so… big, so 966 00:51:51.368 --> 00:51:55.408 things probably look small, but I'd say I'm in proportion, so… 967 00:51:56.087 --> 00:51:57.627 No hard feelings, what do you say? 968 00:51:57.727 --> 00:51:59.028 None. 969 00:51:59.127 --> 00:52:01.868 Okay, c'mon. Given the circumstances, 970 00:52:01.968 --> 00:52:04.866 don't you think it's best we just, y'know, pick this up maybe another time? 971 00:52:04.966 --> 00:52:06.966 I dunno. Can we? 972 00:52:07.406 --> 00:52:10.027 Okay, look. It was very unprofessional of me. 973 00:52:10.127 --> 00:52:13.145 And, y'know, I should've finished the job when I had the chance. 974 00:52:13.245 --> 00:52:14.745 You should have. 975 00:52:14.846 --> 00:52:16.066 But you didn't. 976 00:52:16.165 --> 00:52:18.225 -You're so lucky. -Think about it. I mean, 977 00:52:18.326 --> 00:52:20.506 you're still alive, you've got a beautiful woman, 978 00:52:20.605 --> 00:52:22.026 and you're alive. 979 00:52:22.125 --> 00:52:23.785 So maybe you're lucky. 980 00:52:23.884 --> 00:52:25.884 No. You lucky one! 981 00:52:26.205 --> 00:52:29.464 Could we just maybe agree to disagree? 982 00:52:29.564 --> 00:52:31.564 -[in Russian] No! -Okay. 983 00:52:32.845 --> 00:52:34.964 What're you doing? Really? 984 00:52:35.843 --> 00:52:37.843 You really are doing this. Oh my God. 985 00:52:38.604 --> 00:52:40.604 Okay. 986 00:52:41.323 --> 00:52:42.424 Let's go. 987 00:52:42.524 --> 00:52:44.522 Let's go, c'mon! 988 00:52:44.843 --> 00:52:46.843 D? 989 00:52:50.403 --> 00:52:51.663 Sweet-pea? 990 00:52:51.763 --> 00:52:52.982 I'm sorry. 991 00:52:53.082 --> 00:52:54.902 I didn't mean what I said. 992 00:52:55.002 --> 00:52:56.341 Me either. 993 00:52:56.442 --> 00:52:58.022 Please forgive me. 994 00:52:58.122 --> 00:53:01.821 I just get super emotion when you bring up my mother like that. 995 00:53:01.922 --> 00:53:03.461 And I love your mother! 996 00:53:03.560 --> 00:53:07.461 I just need to learn how to handle the situation better. 997 00:53:07.560 --> 00:53:09.421 I know she can be hard. 998 00:53:09.520 --> 00:53:11.540 But she's my mamochka, you know? 999 00:53:11.640 --> 00:53:14.259 And I respect how much you love her. 1000 00:53:14.359 --> 00:53:17.640 And I respect how much you respect that. 1001 00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:21.960 Come here. 1002 00:53:32.399 --> 00:53:34.397 [slow jazz music playing] 1003 00:53:34.718 --> 00:53:36.718 [relieved sigh] 1004 00:53:39.038 --> 00:53:41.038 Okay. 1005 00:53:41.917 --> 00:53:43.917 [bones clicking] 1006 00:53:44.236 --> 00:53:46.236 -[loud click] -[groans] 1007 00:53:51.716 --> 00:53:52.977 [jaw clicking] 1008 00:53:53.076 --> 00:53:55.076 [loud click] 1009 00:54:10.395 --> 00:54:11.375 Hey. 1010 00:54:11.475 --> 00:54:13.473 Hi. 1011 00:54:13.834 --> 00:54:14.854 Nice hotel. 1012 00:54:14.953 --> 00:54:19.073 Oh, yeah. Lovely hotel. I love the décor. 1013 00:54:19.593 --> 00:54:22.334 Yeah. Great beds as well. 1014 00:54:22.433 --> 00:54:24.573 -Oh, very comfortable, yeah. -Yeah. 1015 00:54:24.673 --> 00:54:26.852 -Like a cloud. -Yes, just like that. 1016 00:54:26.953 --> 00:54:28.933 [Jennifer clears throat] 1017 00:54:29.033 --> 00:54:31.033 S… 1018 00:54:34.832 --> 00:54:41.551 -I get it. I really get it. -Yeah, I know. She's great, huh? 1019 00:54:42.872 --> 00:54:46.531 But do you really think putting her in all this danger is something you should do 1020 00:54:46.631 --> 00:54:48.571 to someone you care about? 1021 00:54:48.671 --> 00:54:53.071 You're a spy, Brad. Falling in love just isn't what we do. 1022 00:54:54.830 --> 00:54:56.930 So I've been told. 1023 00:54:57.029 --> 00:55:00.210 Head Office for a briefing in one hour. Be there. 1024 00:55:00.310 --> 00:55:05.888 Okay, fine. Hey, maybe we don't, you know, mention this to Suzan? 1025 00:55:05.989 --> 00:55:10.408 Oh, yes, thank God! I was thinking the exact same thing. 1026 00:55:10.509 --> 00:55:12.569 -For the best, yeah. -Gosh, yes. 1027 00:55:12.669 --> 00:55:15.448 One team, one dream. I'm so glad we are on the same page with that. 1028 00:55:15.548 --> 00:55:17.548 -That's perfect. -No Suzan. Okay. 1029 00:55:18.868 --> 00:55:21.028 Oh, one more thing. 1030 00:55:22.268 --> 00:55:24.207 The little… you know. 1031 00:55:24.307 --> 00:55:27.767 Just rest, and no running for 24 hours 1032 00:55:27.866 --> 00:55:29.866 because things might fall out of you. So… 1033 00:55:30.707 --> 00:55:34.105 -Okay. Yeah. -But you'll be fine. Okay. Good. 1034 00:55:34.705 --> 00:55:36.705 Thank you. Thank you for sharing. 1035 00:55:44.904 --> 00:55:46.904 Oh, man. 1036 00:55:49.625 --> 00:55:51.625 Dammit! 1037 00:55:55.624 --> 00:55:57.624 [glass smashing] 1038 00:55:58.024 --> 00:56:00.024 [helicopter noise] 1039 00:56:06.263 --> 00:56:08.263 Veronica? 1040 00:56:08.663 --> 00:56:09.723 V? 1041 00:56:09.823 --> 00:56:11.863 [helicopter getting louder] 1042 00:56:12.703 --> 00:56:14.701 V? 1043 00:56:26.901 --> 00:56:28.901 [Veronica screams] 1044 00:56:32.421 --> 00:56:34.419 [Veronica still screaming] 1045 00:56:38.939 --> 00:56:40.919 Every time! 1046 00:56:41.020 --> 00:56:42.040 Dammit! 1047 00:56:42.140 --> 00:56:44.259 [dramatic choral music playing] 1048 00:56:50.098 --> 00:56:52.979 -[dramatic orchestral music playing] -Iris? Iris, call James for me. 1049 00:56:53.658 --> 00:56:56.337 -James, where the hell are you?! -[voicemail] Hi, you've reached James. 1050 00:56:56.897 --> 00:56:58.877 If you urgently need me, again, 1051 00:56:58.977 --> 00:57:00.957 then try me again when I'm clearly not busy with something else 1052 00:57:01.058 --> 00:57:03.078 that is equally if not more important. 1053 00:57:03.178 --> 00:57:04.716 If you would like to just talk, 1054 00:57:04.817 --> 00:57:06.477 then I'll call you back when I'm in the right place. 1055 00:57:06.576 --> 00:57:08.576 Okay, bye. 1056 00:57:09.297 --> 00:57:11.297 [music continues] 1057 00:58:06.651 --> 00:58:08.651 [both grunting] 1058 00:58:12.131 --> 00:58:15.810 [both speaking Russian] 1059 00:58:18.410 --> 00:58:20.410 [grunting] 1060 00:58:27.408 --> 00:58:30.549 [both speaking Russian] 1061 00:58:30.649 --> 00:58:32.649 To our success. 1062 00:58:36.607 --> 00:58:38.607 [phone ringing] 1063 00:58:39.288 --> 00:58:41.288 Jet men! 1064 00:58:42.048 --> 00:58:42.948 Hello? 1065 00:58:53.287 --> 00:58:55.466 Dongle. Give me dongle. 1066 00:58:55.566 --> 00:58:59.406 -Show you my dongle? [muttering] -Oh, I see. Authenticator. 1067 00:59:00.205 --> 00:59:02.205 [indistinct muttering] 1068 00:59:03.125 --> 00:59:05.125 Second. 1069 00:59:06.205 --> 00:59:08.105 Uh… one, 1070 00:59:08.205 --> 00:59:11.544 eight, nine, five, four, six. 1071 00:59:19.283 --> 00:59:22.584 The jet men. They want to break up and fly alone, I think. 1072 00:59:22.683 --> 00:59:24.743 Typical jet men. 1073 00:59:30.522 --> 00:59:33.363 -Split yourselves up. 1074 00:59:37.241 --> 00:59:38.902 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ten minutes? 1075 00:59:39.002 --> 00:59:41.622 That's too soon. Can we do thirty? 1076 00:59:41.721 --> 00:59:44.221 Still haven't told Boss yet. Don't anybody-- 1077 00:59:52.040 --> 00:59:54.040 -He called me "sir." -Nice. 1078 00:59:54.441 --> 00:59:56.620 They want to launch in ten minutes. 1079 00:59:56.720 --> 00:59:57.859 But we not tell Boss yet. 1080 00:59:57.960 --> 00:59:59.960 He want to watch from satellite. 1081 01:00:00.359 --> 01:00:02.379 Satellite too slow. 1082 01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:04.480 They'll never make it. 1083 01:00:05.279 --> 01:00:08.138 Fuck it. Let's do it. Let's blow these loads. 1084 01:00:08.239 --> 01:00:10.459 -Let's blow this shit. -Let's do it, let's blow it! 1085 01:00:10.558 --> 01:00:11.618 Let's blow it. 1086 01:00:11.718 --> 01:00:13.538 Yeah, launch missiles in ten. 1087 01:00:17.877 --> 01:00:20.298 -Fuck the Boss. -Fuck the Boss. 1088 01:00:20.397 --> 01:00:22.477 [at once] Fuck the Boss! 1089 01:00:40.316 --> 01:00:42.475 [orchestral music playing] 1090 01:00:49.075 --> 01:00:50.254 [static buzzing] 1091 01:00:50.355 --> 01:00:53.355 -Please identify yourself. -It's Brad, James. C'mon. 1092 01:00:53.875 --> 01:00:55.013 James, open the door. C'mon. 1093 01:00:55.114 --> 01:00:57.334 Brad who? I know like seven Brads, okay? 1094 01:00:57.433 --> 01:00:59.053 Open the fucking door, c'mon! 1095 01:00:59.154 --> 01:01:00.854 Please state last name, age, 1096 01:01:00.953 --> 01:01:03.013 social security number, and last seven kills. 1097 01:01:03.114 --> 01:01:05.252 If you don't let me in right now, I'm gonna tell Suzan 1098 01:01:05.352 --> 01:01:07.513 to take away your satellite privileges. Again. 1099 01:01:15.951 --> 01:01:19.011 Seriously, James. I don't have time for games. 1100 01:01:19.111 --> 01:01:21.732 I told you, I friggin' told you, Brad, it's always the fucking Russians. 1101 01:01:21.832 --> 01:01:23.611 Even when it's not the Russians, it's still the Russians. 1102 01:01:23.712 --> 01:01:26.290 -We need to find her, James. -Did you say "we"? 1103 01:01:26.390 --> 01:01:29.531 Because "we" implies that you'd actually be doing something, but from memory, 1104 01:01:29.631 --> 01:01:31.290 you don't even have a computer, Brad, okay? 1105 01:01:31.390 --> 01:01:33.410 And I'm always the one stuck in this shithole of a room 1106 01:01:33.511 --> 01:01:34.611 doing everything myself! 1107 01:01:34.711 --> 01:01:40.189 Okay! Fine, James. You, can you please find her! Please? 1108 01:01:42.390 --> 01:01:46.529 Fine! Already have. She's in an abandoned steelworks building outside of town. Here. 1109 01:01:46.629 --> 01:01:49.269 That's impossible. How'd you find her so quickly? 1110 01:01:50.269 --> 01:01:52.529 Okay, so it's the nanobot dust particles that I've been working on. 1111 01:01:52.629 --> 01:01:53.808 Like, billions of them, actually. 1112 01:01:53.908 --> 01:01:56.368 They attach themselves to anyone you come into contact with. 1113 01:01:56.468 --> 01:01:59.247 Nano what? What're you talking about? 1114 01:01:59.348 --> 01:02:00.328 Y'know, the smart dust? 1115 01:02:00.428 --> 01:02:04.607 I put some in your aftershave, toothpaste, deodorant, anti-ageing moisture cream… 1116 01:02:04.707 --> 01:02:08.047 Okay. And who gave you the authority to do that, James? 1117 01:02:08.147 --> 01:02:10.406 I was just thinking that… 1118 01:02:10.506 --> 01:02:12.767 Suzan said that I could… Well, I just thought that… 1119 01:02:12.866 --> 01:02:13.966 Well, actually… 1120 01:02:14.067 --> 01:02:16.006 You just "thought that…" is it? 1121 01:02:16.105 --> 01:02:17.886 Look, we're getting off-topic over here, so maybe we should 1122 01:02:17.986 --> 01:02:19.086 just focus on the mission at hand? 1123 01:02:19.185 --> 01:02:20.846 And so, Veronica's right here, see? 1124 01:02:20.946 --> 01:02:23.086 Complete invasion of privacy. 1125 01:02:23.185 --> 01:02:24.926 -Okay, so that's her there? -Yes. 1126 01:02:25.026 --> 01:02:26.044 -You're sure? -Yep. 1127 01:02:26.145 --> 01:02:28.785 Okay. All right. So, next thing. Well… 1128 01:02:29.424 --> 01:02:34.524 I need a gun that's, y'know, it's kinda, like, nonlethal. 1129 01:02:34.625 --> 01:02:38.163 What?! I mean, Paradise said you were losing your shit, but this, really? 1130 01:02:38.263 --> 01:02:40.323 "Nonlethal"? This is some really weird behavior, Brad. 1131 01:02:40.424 --> 01:02:43.084 -I'm kinda worried about you, actually. -Come on, James. Whaddya got? 1132 01:02:43.183 --> 01:02:45.923 Fine! Okay, yeah, sure, I'll give you some "useless nonlethal bullets" 1133 01:02:46.022 --> 01:02:47.323 that, of course, don't even exist 1134 01:02:47.423 --> 01:02:48.723 because everyone knows that a projectile 1135 01:02:48.823 --> 01:02:51.323 traveling at that velocity or speed will, of course, kill anyone. 1136 01:02:51.423 --> 01:02:55.022 But if you really want something, there's a nonlethal gun in that box over there. 1137 01:02:57.462 --> 01:02:59.462 Unbelievable. 1138 01:03:00.261 --> 01:03:02.261 "Non-death gun. Only use if soft." 1139 01:03:02.982 --> 01:03:03.801 Really? 1140 01:03:03.902 --> 01:03:05.681 Hey, wha…? What? 1141 01:03:05.781 --> 01:03:08.480 What, what, that's… 1142 01:03:08.580 --> 01:03:10.241 That's it? That's all you got? 1143 01:03:10.341 --> 01:03:13.000 -What about this one? This one looks cool. -What do you mean, is that all I got? 1144 01:03:13.100 --> 01:03:15.361 That's my genius. Know how long that thing took me to make?! 1145 01:03:15.461 --> 01:03:17.460 Okay! Fine, how does it work? 1146 01:03:17.939 --> 01:03:19.939 Fuck's sake, Brad! 1147 01:03:20.460 --> 01:03:22.460 Just press this button over here… [sniffs] 1148 01:03:22.939 --> 01:03:27.038 What have I told you about that? Don't do that, I told you that's weird. Okay. 1149 01:03:27.138 --> 01:03:28.479 Just press this button over here, okay? 1150 01:03:28.578 --> 01:03:31.038 So the gun will discharge a small wave of targeted energy 1151 01:03:31.138 --> 01:03:32.959 that'll act like a taser, knocking them out. 1152 01:03:33.058 --> 01:03:36.497 What, so this is exactly what I just asked you for? 1153 01:03:37.618 --> 01:03:39.618 -James? -Whatever. 1154 01:03:40.018 --> 01:03:41.837 -Okay, fine! -Remember one thing, okay? 1155 01:03:41.937 --> 01:03:43.598 Do not turn the gun on full. 1156 01:03:43.698 --> 01:03:47.037 Okay, fine. What happens if I do turn it on full? 1157 01:03:47.136 --> 01:03:48.557 I don't actually know. 1158 01:03:48.656 --> 01:03:51.156 Possibly some long-term, probably permanent damage 1159 01:03:51.256 --> 01:03:54.716 to the body, eyes, ears, heart, anus. 1160 01:03:54.817 --> 01:03:56.556 Anus? What do you mean, anus? 1161 01:03:56.656 --> 01:03:58.556 I dunno, Brad, just trying to cover my bases, okay? 1162 01:03:58.656 --> 01:04:00.875 Just listen to what I say. Don't turn it on full. 1163 01:04:00.975 --> 01:04:06.555 Just to confirm: nonlethal gun, unlimited bullets, just don't use it on full. 1164 01:04:06.654 --> 01:04:08.674 Once again, I showed it to Head Office, 1165 01:04:08.774 --> 01:04:11.395 and they just think it's a toy. I mean, seriously, c'mon! 1166 01:04:11.495 --> 01:04:14.194 Look at me. Do I look like someone who plays with toys to you? 1167 01:04:14.294 --> 01:04:15.794 -Well, I… -I think not! 1168 01:04:15.894 --> 01:04:17.993 Whatever. Okay, tell me. 1169 01:04:18.093 --> 01:04:19.593 What am I walking into here? 1170 01:04:19.694 --> 01:04:22.073 You had one job, Jennifer, one job! 1171 01:04:22.174 --> 01:04:23.953 How could you fuck this up? 1172 01:04:24.053 --> 01:04:26.493 -[Natasha crying] -Call yourself a trainee spy. 1173 01:04:27.212 --> 01:04:28.433 You're pathetic. 1174 01:04:28.533 --> 01:04:30.153 [chuckles] 1175 01:04:30.252 --> 01:04:32.033 How much do you bench-press? 1176 01:04:32.133 --> 01:04:34.133 -[phone vibrates] -Shh. 1177 01:04:34.573 --> 01:04:39.412 -Jennifer. -Suzan. I have a small update for you. 1178 01:04:40.571 --> 01:04:41.991 Trident took Brad's girl. 1179 01:04:42.091 --> 01:04:44.091 -[Natasha sobbing over phone] -Paradise is missing. 1180 01:04:44.812 --> 01:04:49.191 The missiles are in the air, and the Dog Walker is gone. 1181 01:04:49.290 --> 01:04:50.511 -Again. -I'll fucking kill him! 1182 01:04:50.611 --> 01:04:52.071 Don't touch him, he's mine. 1183 01:04:52.171 --> 01:04:53.551 What happened with Brad? 1184 01:04:53.651 --> 01:04:55.191 He's gone after his girl. 1185 01:04:55.290 --> 01:04:59.149 Oh for God's sakes! What about these hypersonic thingies? 1186 01:04:59.250 --> 01:05:02.509 What's he doing about those? I can't be doing everything around here! 1187 01:05:02.609 --> 01:05:05.470 Find these Russian idiots, and get that code! 1188 01:05:05.569 --> 01:05:06.388 I'm on it. 1189 01:05:06.489 --> 01:05:08.388 You know what? I'm just gonna call Brad right now. 1190 01:05:08.489 --> 01:05:10.489 Shut the fuck up, Natasha! 1191 01:05:11.129 --> 01:05:13.308 You're not the only one with problems, you know! 1192 01:05:13.408 --> 01:05:16.247 I'm sorry. That was harsh. Love is hard. 1193 01:05:17.127 --> 01:05:19.308 [Natasha keeps sobbing] 1194 01:05:19.408 --> 01:05:22.508 -[funk music playing] -[police sirens wailing] 1195 01:05:22.607 --> 01:05:25.908 [man] Squad, move out. No sudden movements. Keep quiet. 1196 01:05:26.008 --> 01:05:27.466 Davis, is that a knife? 1197 01:05:27.567 --> 01:05:30.027 -Where's your gun?! -I don't need it. 1198 01:05:30.127 --> 01:05:33.667 Shit. Shut the fuck up. Right, move, move, move! 1199 01:05:33.767 --> 01:05:35.767 Everybody, stay in formation. 1200 01:05:38.846 --> 01:05:40.846 [henchman] Here he is! Over here! 1201 01:05:41.966 --> 01:05:43.866 James, I'm walking into the compound. 1202 01:05:43.966 --> 01:05:46.064 You got eyes on me? I need to know what I'm walking into here. 1203 01:05:46.165 --> 01:05:47.865 Copy. I've deployed the triplets. 1204 01:05:47.964 --> 01:05:49.424 Approaching location. 1205 01:05:49.524 --> 01:05:51.705 [drones whirring] 1206 01:05:51.805 --> 01:05:53.904 [man 1] This place is filthy! 1207 01:05:54.004 --> 01:05:56.004 -[man 2] Have you had your tetanus shot? -[man 3] I haven't. 1208 01:05:58.524 --> 01:06:00.464 Hey, guys, wait up! 1209 01:06:00.564 --> 01:06:03.203 -Brad, Suzan wants to talk to you. -Well, I really don't wanna talk to her. 1210 01:06:04.604 --> 01:06:05.544 Patching you through now. 1211 01:06:05.644 --> 01:06:07.643 Bradly, where are you? 1212 01:06:09.482 --> 01:06:11.542 Lots of windy noise. 1213 01:06:11.643 --> 01:06:14.763 Just wondering what your plan is about these hypersonic missiles. 1214 01:06:17.122 --> 01:06:20.102 C'mon, everybody knows how much I make this shit up as I go! 1215 01:06:20.201 --> 01:06:23.341 You know what, I'm pretty pissed that nobody's asking me 1216 01:06:23.442 --> 01:06:25.462 about how my girlfriend's doing right now. 1217 01:06:25.562 --> 01:06:26.500 I mean, seriously. 1218 01:06:26.600 --> 01:06:30.781 It's just these missiles are in the sky right now, Bradley. 1219 01:06:30.881 --> 01:06:32.881 So things are a little tight. 1220 01:06:40.439 --> 01:06:42.460 Any idea who's behind this? 1221 01:06:42.560 --> 01:06:45.020 Well, Suzan, my guess-- whoa! 1222 01:06:45.120 --> 01:06:46.979 Jesus! 1223 01:06:47.078 --> 01:06:48.138 [grunts] 1224 01:06:48.239 --> 01:06:50.859 …from the intel which I gathered myself 1225 01:06:50.959 --> 01:06:52.698 is that there are seven hypersonic missiles 1226 01:06:52.799 --> 01:06:54.939 heading for agency locations around the world. 1227 01:06:55.038 --> 01:06:58.417 So, Trident is an ex-spy who's seeking revenge 1228 01:06:58.518 --> 01:07:00.538 for some past wrongdoing by me. 1229 01:07:00.638 --> 01:07:02.258 Which, of course, I have no recollection of, 1230 01:07:02.357 --> 01:07:04.178 and can't recall such an event. 1231 01:07:04.278 --> 01:07:08.417 But really, this is just some elaborate plan of hers to distract me 1232 01:07:08.517 --> 01:07:10.057 so I don't foil the Russian plot 1233 01:07:10.156 --> 01:07:12.017 to take down the agency 1234 01:07:12.116 --> 01:07:14.817 with seven hypersonic missiles. 1235 01:07:14.917 --> 01:07:17.935 Now if you don't mind, Suzan, I've really gotta go, okay? 1236 01:07:18.035 --> 01:07:20.035 I'm right in the middle of something here. 1237 01:07:22.196 --> 01:07:24.196 Here we go. 1238 01:07:26.035 --> 01:07:28.555 [hard rock music playing] 1239 01:08:05.551 --> 01:08:07.410 [James] So, I'm picking up a lot of heat signatures. 1240 01:08:07.511 --> 01:08:09.330 I suggest using super caution. 1241 01:08:09.431 --> 01:08:11.431 Yeah, let's do that, shall we? 1242 01:08:13.790 --> 01:08:15.410 [dramatic choral music playing] 1243 01:08:15.511 --> 01:08:18.030 James. Naughty boy. 1244 01:08:23.990 --> 01:08:26.349 -What the hell?! -[computer] Candy offline. 1245 01:08:28.068 --> 01:08:30.509 -Cherry offline. -What the hell?! 1246 01:08:37.108 --> 01:08:38.808 Crystal offline. 1247 01:08:38.907 --> 01:08:39.968 [Brad] What happened? 1248 01:08:40.068 --> 01:08:44.128 They shot my babies. They shot my babies! Oh my God, Oh my God! 1249 01:08:44.228 --> 01:08:45.808 I can't believe they just did that! 1250 01:08:45.907 --> 01:08:48.067 [overlapping shouting, grunting] 1251 01:08:48.787 --> 01:08:51.947 Just… I need a minute. I need… 1252 01:08:52.947 --> 01:08:56.047 [Brad] James! I'm gonna buy you some new ones. 1253 01:08:56.147 --> 01:08:58.686 No! See that's what it is with all you spies! 1254 01:08:58.786 --> 01:09:00.526 We're all replaceable. Well, I'm not, okay? 1255 01:09:00.626 --> 01:09:02.626 And neither are my drones! 1256 01:09:04.786 --> 01:09:07.285 Well, I mean, technically my drones are, but I'm not! 1257 01:09:07.385 --> 01:09:10.825 Seriously, these drones are becoming a real issue. Just relax! 1258 01:09:19.384 --> 01:09:21.483 James? It would really help to know what room she's in! 1259 01:09:21.584 --> 01:09:24.044 -I'm working on it, Brad! -[man shouts indistinctly] 1260 01:09:24.144 --> 01:09:26.544 [James speaking indistinctly under gunfire and grunting] 1261 01:09:38.501 --> 01:09:40.501 [man speaking inaudibly] 1262 01:10:11.299 --> 01:10:13.438 Okay, I'm scanning the perimeter now. Got the missiles too. 1263 01:10:13.539 --> 01:10:16.159 The hypersonics are aiming at the seven agency buildings around the world. 1264 01:10:16.259 --> 01:10:17.638 See? I mean, I called that. 1265 01:10:17.737 --> 01:10:19.918 -I so fucking called that! -Whatever, Brad. 1266 01:10:20.018 --> 01:10:23.117 -Well, which one is it, James?! Seriously. -[James speaks indistinctly] 1267 01:10:23.218 --> 01:10:25.218 [Walker grunts] 1268 01:10:30.177 --> 01:10:31.876 Walker? 1269 01:10:31.977 --> 01:10:33.197 Now is good time. 1270 01:10:33.297 --> 01:10:37.157 No, now is a really terrible time. How the hell did you find me? 1271 01:10:37.257 --> 01:10:40.356 I hack into nanobot from your hair, and trace signal. 1272 01:10:40.456 --> 01:10:43.116 You hacked through six layers of encryption that James… 1273 01:10:43.215 --> 01:10:44.635 You know what? It doesn't matter. 1274 01:10:44.736 --> 01:10:46.736 I don't have time for this. 1275 01:10:47.415 --> 01:10:49.415 [grunting] 1276 01:10:57.255 --> 01:10:59.254 Are you trying to hurt me? 1277 01:10:59.733 --> 01:11:01.674 I'm confused! 1278 01:11:01.773 --> 01:11:03.914 [groans] 1279 01:11:04.014 --> 01:11:05.954 That really fucking hurt, Walker! 1280 01:11:06.054 --> 01:11:08.053 [groans] Fuck. 1281 01:11:08.813 --> 01:11:10.313 Now is time to die. 1282 01:11:10.413 --> 01:11:13.072 I crush your penis with my bare hand! 1283 01:11:13.173 --> 01:11:16.112 Okay, that is a super weird thing to say, but-- 1284 01:11:16.213 --> 01:11:19.032 Oh, c'mon, c'mon, okay, I'm pretty sure 1285 01:11:19.132 --> 01:11:23.052 that Natasha would want us to talk about this. 1286 01:11:25.852 --> 01:11:27.352 Stop touching tip! 1287 01:11:27.452 --> 01:11:29.451 Okay, fine. Before you kill me, 1288 01:11:30.531 --> 01:11:32.991 Natasha really wanted me to give you something. 1289 01:11:33.090 --> 01:11:34.351 Just getting it out of my pocket. 1290 01:11:34.451 --> 01:11:38.370 She really wanted you to have this, okay? 1291 01:11:43.730 --> 01:11:45.809 What the…? Walker? 1292 01:11:49.528 --> 01:11:50.789 Walker? 1293 01:11:50.889 --> 01:11:51.709 Walker? 1294 01:11:51.809 --> 01:11:53.809 [laughs loudly] 1295 01:11:57.808 --> 01:11:59.388 You so funny! 1296 01:11:59.487 --> 01:12:04.848 Ah, this is super-weird, so I'm just gonna knock you out, if that's okay. 1297 01:12:06.768 --> 01:12:09.246 [tragic music playing] 1298 01:12:10.447 --> 01:12:12.427 I just love her so much. 1299 01:12:12.527 --> 01:12:14.387 Love is tough. 1300 01:12:14.487 --> 01:12:16.487 She too good for-- 1301 01:12:17.327 --> 01:12:19.925 I'm going to fucking kill you! 1302 01:12:21.646 --> 01:12:25.226 Pop! Pop, it's… hi! 1303 01:12:25.326 --> 01:12:27.705 Please, don't let them see me. 1304 01:12:27.804 --> 01:12:28.985 Please, Pop! 1305 01:12:29.085 --> 01:12:31.085 I'm gonna do this for both of us, okay? 1306 01:12:34.005 --> 01:12:36.184 [thuds] 1307 01:12:36.285 --> 01:12:39.504 What the fuck?! James, where are you?! 1308 01:12:39.604 --> 01:12:41.664 Did you see that, that was super-crazy! 1309 01:12:41.764 --> 01:12:42.824 I was in the toilet, Brad, okay? 1310 01:12:42.924 --> 01:12:46.364 James? Where the hell are you, seriously? 1311 01:12:54.083 --> 01:12:55.423 [man 1] What does this guy actually look like? 1312 01:12:55.523 --> 01:12:57.862 -[man 2] Never seen him before. -[man 3] I heard he's got a nice ass. 1313 01:12:57.961 --> 01:13:00.222 -[men chatting indistinctly] -[goon yelps] 1314 01:13:00.322 --> 01:13:02.862 Brad? Oh my God, please don't hurt me! 1315 01:13:02.961 --> 01:13:05.862 You're… you're the one pointing the rifle at me, so… 1316 01:13:05.961 --> 01:13:09.181 Oh, of course, man, sorry. It's my first day, man. 1317 01:13:09.281 --> 01:13:11.141 I get to meet you, I'm such a huge fan. 1318 01:13:11.241 --> 01:13:12.380 I was just calling my wife. 1319 01:13:12.481 --> 01:13:14.741 I can't believe I get to catch Brad my first night. 1320 01:13:14.840 --> 01:13:16.221 Better put my mask on, excuse me. 1321 01:13:16.321 --> 01:13:18.980 Oh God, so much dust around here. You have dust in your eyes? 1322 01:13:19.080 --> 01:13:21.460 I don't understand… 1323 01:13:21.559 --> 01:13:23.500 Hold that thought, Brad. 1324 01:13:23.599 --> 01:13:24.500 Ah-- ah--! 1325 01:13:24.599 --> 01:13:26.599 -You okay? -[sneezes loudly] 1326 01:13:29.719 --> 01:13:32.059 I didn't get you, did I? I'm so sorry, man. 1327 01:13:32.159 --> 01:13:34.019 -I almost killed you. -That was close, huh? 1328 01:13:34.119 --> 01:13:35.979 Lovely to meet you. Say hello to your wife for me. 1329 01:13:36.079 --> 01:13:38.077 What? 1330 01:13:41.718 --> 01:13:44.838 Brad, there is definitely someone in the room right now. 1331 01:13:46.278 --> 01:13:49.916 The presence. I can feel it. 1332 01:13:53.916 --> 01:13:55.916 Oh my God, Lollipop?! Is that you? 1333 01:13:56.517 --> 01:13:59.436 I've wanted to meet you for such a long time. Oh my God. 1334 01:14:00.956 --> 01:14:02.536 It's so great! 1335 01:14:02.635 --> 01:14:06.316 Hi, James. Trident says hello. 1336 01:14:07.556 --> 01:14:10.615 I like your drones. 1337 01:14:10.715 --> 01:14:12.715 Oh my God, really? You like my drones? 1338 01:14:13.195 --> 01:14:15.535 Oh, this is so exciting, I can't believe it. 1339 01:14:15.635 --> 01:14:17.135 Oh, it's the best day ever! 1340 01:14:17.235 --> 01:14:19.233 -[hisses] -Sort of. 1341 01:14:22.114 --> 01:14:23.813 -[female voice] Bomb will explode… -Veronica! 1342 01:14:23.914 --> 01:14:26.374 -…in 20 seconds. -Timers. 1343 01:14:26.474 --> 01:14:28.473 Veronica! Hey, Veronica! 1344 01:14:29.233 --> 01:14:31.373 Come on, this is completely overkill. 1345 01:14:31.473 --> 01:14:32.532 [female voice] Fifteen… 1346 01:14:32.633 --> 01:14:34.773 Veronica, you need to wake up. Please. 1347 01:14:34.873 --> 01:14:37.233 Twelve, eleven, ten… 1348 01:14:38.032 --> 01:14:41.352 -Shit, shit, shit! Veronica. -Nine, eight, seven, six… 1349 01:14:42.272 --> 01:14:46.692 Five, four, three, two, one. 1350 01:14:46.791 --> 01:14:48.771 Villain chair activated. 1351 01:14:48.871 --> 01:14:51.010 New timer activated. Good luck! 1352 01:14:51.111 --> 01:14:52.771 Goddammit! 1353 01:14:52.871 --> 01:14:54.090 Damn villain chairs. 1354 01:14:54.191 --> 01:14:56.130 Seriously. 1355 01:14:56.231 --> 01:14:58.250 James, where the hell are you? 1356 01:14:58.349 --> 01:15:00.349 Dammit! 1357 01:15:02.190 --> 01:15:03.610 Hey! 1358 01:15:03.710 --> 01:15:05.970 Look, I know this is super random, but if you're about to kill me, 1359 01:15:06.070 --> 01:15:07.410 can I please just get a selfie with you? 1360 01:15:07.510 --> 01:15:09.729 Oh, don't hurt me! Please, don't hurt me. 1361 01:15:09.829 --> 01:15:10.929 [whimpering] 1362 01:15:11.028 --> 01:15:14.289 -You know I can't do that. -I'm just such a big fan. 1363 01:15:14.389 --> 01:15:18.169 What you did in Bosnia and Korea was just, Oh my God, so incredible! 1364 01:15:18.269 --> 01:15:19.688 Oh my God! [moans] 1365 01:15:19.788 --> 01:15:21.808 I just have… I have a pretty big crush on you. 1366 01:15:21.907 --> 01:15:23.968 So it'd be really, really great if I could get that selfie! 1367 01:15:24.068 --> 01:15:26.388 [both moaning] 1368 01:15:27.308 --> 01:15:29.927 If I could just get that selfie with you it'd be really great-- 1369 01:15:30.027 --> 01:15:32.327 [Lollipop moaning] 1370 01:15:32.427 --> 01:15:34.427 [hard rock music playing] 1371 01:15:38.427 --> 01:15:41.066 -[music continues] -[men shouting encouragingly] 1372 01:15:45.465 --> 01:15:47.246 [speaking indistinctly] 1373 01:15:47.346 --> 01:15:49.345 [Uri] You want to check my… [inaudible] 1374 01:15:50.465 --> 01:15:52.525 [Jennifer] Yeah, you like that? 1375 01:15:52.625 --> 01:15:54.625 [both women making sexy noises] 1376 01:16:02.903 --> 01:16:05.804 Veronica, I really need you to wake up! 1377 01:16:05.903 --> 01:16:07.903 Please? Veronica? 1378 01:16:09.503 --> 01:16:11.123 Hello, Bradly. 1379 01:16:11.223 --> 01:16:13.043 [voice modulated, deeper] How are you? 1380 01:16:13.143 --> 01:16:15.443 I'm… okay, I guess? 1381 01:16:15.543 --> 01:16:18.123 As you're aware, seven missiles are now 1382 01:16:18.223 --> 01:16:20.442 [voice modulated, deeper] targeting the agency buildings around the world. 1383 01:16:20.541 --> 01:16:22.602 What is it that you want? 1384 01:16:22.702 --> 01:16:24.702 Just having a little fun. 1385 01:16:25.461 --> 01:16:27.822 The bomb vest on the girl is connected to her heart. 1386 01:16:29.101 --> 01:16:30.961 If she dies, the vest will deactivate. 1387 01:16:31.061 --> 01:16:34.601 If you move your arms or get up from the chair, 1388 01:16:34.701 --> 01:16:36.701 kaboom. 1389 01:16:37.101 --> 01:16:39.740 James, where the hell are you?! C'mon, we're running outta time here. 1390 01:16:42.179 --> 01:16:44.260 [moaning] 1391 01:16:46.700 --> 01:16:48.000 [whimpers] 1392 01:16:48.099 --> 01:16:49.199 Time to die. 1393 01:16:49.299 --> 01:16:51.299 Can we talk? Can we please just talk? Please? 1394 01:16:51.979 --> 01:16:52.999 [gun clicks] 1395 01:16:53.099 --> 01:16:54.519 Can we talk? Please, can we just talk? 1396 01:16:54.619 --> 01:16:56.079 Can we just talk? Please? 1397 01:16:56.179 --> 01:16:57.839 No, I don't wanna die, please! 1398 01:16:57.938 --> 01:16:59.938 Wait. One last request? 1399 01:17:00.418 --> 01:17:02.918 The headphones. Can you please just put them on? 1400 01:17:03.018 --> 01:17:05.018 I don't wanna hear the sound of the bullet before it kills me. 1401 01:17:07.058 --> 01:17:08.518 No, that's wrong. 1402 01:17:08.617 --> 01:17:11.817 The saying goes that you don't hear the sound of the bullet that kills you. 1403 01:17:12.376 --> 01:17:14.517 Ah, no, I don't think that's right. 1404 01:17:14.617 --> 01:17:16.637 -It's right. -Ah, no, it's not. 1405 01:17:16.737 --> 01:17:17.916 Well, I think it's right. 1406 01:17:18.017 --> 01:17:19.236 No, it's definitely not right. 1407 01:17:19.336 --> 01:17:21.336 It is, most definitely, right. 1408 01:17:21.816 --> 01:17:24.456 James, where the hell are you?! C'mon, we're running outta time here. 1409 01:17:25.016 --> 01:17:27.016 Veronica, wake up, please! 1410 01:17:28.736 --> 01:17:30.715 Veronica, I've got this, okay? 1411 01:17:30.815 --> 01:17:33.075 -Brad? -Hey, it's me. It's Brad. 1412 01:17:33.175 --> 01:17:37.995 Need you to look at me, stay calm, and pay no attention to what's strapped to you. 1413 01:17:38.095 --> 01:17:39.874 -Brad, what is it? -It's nothing. 1414 01:17:39.974 --> 01:17:42.193 -Well, I think it's a bomb. -Yeah, okay, it is a bomb. 1415 01:17:42.294 --> 01:17:44.994 Veronica, I need you to stay calm! Just breathe. 1416 01:17:45.094 --> 01:17:46.313 -Stay calm, okay? -Get it off. 1417 01:17:46.414 --> 01:17:48.273 -Get it off. -Nothing is gonna happen to you. 1418 01:17:48.374 --> 01:17:51.153 I promise, okay? I'm gonna get us outta this, all right? 1419 01:17:51.253 --> 01:17:53.253 What is that clock counting down to? 1420 01:17:54.013 --> 01:17:55.233 That one? 1421 01:17:55.333 --> 01:17:57.593 It's best not to pay attention to clocks in these situations. 1422 01:17:57.693 --> 01:17:58.673 These situations? 1423 01:17:58.773 --> 01:18:00.772 Brutal truth? 1424 01:18:01.132 --> 01:18:04.312 I don't sell candles, and, in fact, I don't even like candles much. 1425 01:18:04.412 --> 01:18:05.952 They just start too many house fires, y'know? 1426 01:18:06.052 --> 01:18:07.512 -Brad. -Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay. 1427 01:18:07.612 --> 01:18:10.611 Brutal truth, there's some things I need to tell you. 1428 01:18:11.211 --> 01:18:12.311 I'm a spy. 1429 01:18:12.411 --> 01:18:14.191 And this here is just a, you know, 1430 01:18:14.291 --> 01:18:17.031 stock-standard spy puzzle that I need to solve. 1431 01:18:17.130 --> 01:18:19.031 -What? -A spy puzzle. 1432 01:18:19.130 --> 01:18:22.429 Y'know? Like right now it's a lose-lose, I need to turn it into a win-lose. 1433 01:18:22.530 --> 01:18:23.630 The hard part's getting to a win-win. 1434 01:18:23.730 --> 01:18:25.309 But I'm actually pretty good at this stuff. 1435 01:18:25.410 --> 01:18:28.110 -[hyperventilating] I can't breathe! -No, just breathe! 1436 01:18:28.210 --> 01:18:29.829 James! 1437 01:18:29.929 --> 01:18:31.749 I have the gun. I say it's right, so it's right. 1438 01:18:31.849 --> 01:18:32.669 No, it's not, 1439 01:18:32.769 --> 01:18:34.709 because even with a headshot, you can still hear the sound of the-- 1440 01:18:34.809 --> 01:18:38.028 -It's not important, doesn't matter. -Fine. I'll use my sword, then. 1441 01:18:38.129 --> 01:18:39.428 No, no, no, no, no! 1442 01:18:39.528 --> 01:18:41.188 The gun's good. Gun's good. Just, headphones, please? 1443 01:18:41.288 --> 01:18:43.288 Please? Headphones. 1444 01:18:45.008 --> 01:18:47.008 All right. Be gentle. 1445 01:18:48.968 --> 01:18:51.407 You can just see the bullet. 1446 01:18:52.687 --> 01:18:54.687 No, no. What does that mean? 1447 01:18:57.567 --> 01:18:59.566 Here comes the boom. 1448 01:19:03.246 --> 01:19:06.366 My God, it's working. Oh my God, it's working! 1449 01:19:06.965 --> 01:19:08.385 It's working, everybody! 1450 01:19:08.486 --> 01:19:11.465 Oh my God, did you see that? Oh, wait, there's nobody here. 1451 01:19:11.565 --> 01:19:13.184 Dammit, why is there nobody here?! 1452 01:19:13.285 --> 01:19:15.825 This is so great. I can't believe it's working! 1453 01:19:15.925 --> 01:19:16.985 [wet pop] 1454 01:19:17.085 --> 01:19:20.443 Wait, man, whoa! Oh man! What's happening? 1455 01:19:21.604 --> 01:19:22.704 So sensitive! 1456 01:19:22.804 --> 01:19:24.804 Best day ever! Best day ever! 1457 01:19:25.483 --> 01:19:28.324 -[hard rock music playing] -[indistinct, overlapping chatter] 1458 01:19:29.164 --> 01:19:31.163 [Natasha] Drink this. 1459 01:19:36.163 --> 01:19:38.843 [indistinct, overlapping chatter] 1460 01:19:48.842 --> 01:19:50.840 [both talking, slurred] 1461 01:19:55.241 --> 01:19:57.021 All right. Find it, some kind of dongle. 1462 01:19:57.121 --> 01:19:58.461 I not touch his dongle. 1463 01:19:58.561 --> 01:20:00.580 No, like one of those bank thingies, you know? 1464 01:20:00.679 --> 01:20:02.660 Check the pockets, quick! 1465 01:20:02.760 --> 01:20:04.760 -I think I found something. -James! 1466 01:20:05.960 --> 01:20:07.740 Brad… [panting] 1467 01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:10.019 What the…?! 1468 01:20:10.119 --> 01:20:11.259 Iris, call James. 1469 01:20:11.358 --> 01:20:12.339 I'm scared. 1470 01:20:12.438 --> 01:20:13.979 Please, look at me. Stay calm, Veronica. 1471 01:20:14.079 --> 01:20:15.938 You're not gonna die. Nobody's gonna die. 1472 01:20:16.039 --> 01:20:22.318 Well, somebody's definitely gonna get it, but… Veronica? Veronica! 1473 01:20:23.918 --> 01:20:26.577 Iris, I need you to start a timer. One minute and thirty seconds from now. 1474 01:20:26.678 --> 01:20:27.657 I'm back, baby. 1475 01:20:27.758 --> 01:20:30.897 James, get me out of these villain chairs now. 1476 01:20:30.996 --> 01:20:32.737 Hey, you have no idea what just happened to me, okay? 1477 01:20:32.836 --> 01:20:35.217 And once again, you're not even asking because it's always about you! 1478 01:20:35.317 --> 01:20:37.557 James, please, can you just help me? 1479 01:20:39.077 --> 01:20:41.255 Iris, I need you to get us out of these damn villain chairs. 1480 01:20:41.356 --> 01:20:43.016 She can't, Brad. She's not powerful enough. 1481 01:20:43.116 --> 01:20:45.056 Okay, well, do something then! 1482 01:20:45.156 --> 01:20:46.616 Satellite's too slow, we'll never make it. 1483 01:20:46.715 --> 01:20:48.776 Unless I build a new hacking app. 1484 01:20:48.876 --> 01:20:51.455 Which I have, by the way, because I actually look ahead… 1485 01:20:51.554 --> 01:20:54.915 James, get me out of these villain chairs now! 1486 01:20:57.955 --> 01:20:59.495 -Open his eyes. -Okay. 1487 01:20:59.595 --> 01:21:01.214 Yes, it worked! I have to call Brad. 1488 01:21:01.313 --> 01:21:03.313 Do it, just do it! 1489 01:21:04.193 --> 01:21:07.554 -Done. -Villain chair deactivated. 1490 01:21:08.954 --> 01:21:10.952 Okay. 1491 01:21:12.952 --> 01:21:13.853 Veronica. 1492 01:21:13.952 --> 01:21:15.293 Hey. 1493 01:21:15.393 --> 01:21:17.393 Okay. Dammit. 1494 01:21:18.353 --> 01:21:20.012 I need an activation code now! 1495 01:21:20.112 --> 01:21:22.331 [James] Jennifer's on the line with some missile deactivation codes. 1496 01:21:22.432 --> 01:21:24.092 In fact, she's got incredible timing. Seriously, incredible. 1497 01:21:24.192 --> 01:21:26.132 [Jennifer] God damn it, James! Put me through! 1498 01:21:26.232 --> 01:21:29.211 Brad! You need to enter in the following numbers. 1499 01:21:29.312 --> 01:21:30.291 Give me the damn number. 1500 01:21:30.391 --> 01:21:31.411 Seven, one, eight… 1501 01:21:31.510 --> 01:21:33.331 -What is the number? 1502 01:21:33.431 --> 01:21:35.431 Seven, one, eight… 1503 01:21:36.670 --> 01:21:38.331 Stop that, what're you doing? 1504 01:21:38.431 --> 01:21:39.731 Eight, I said eight! 1505 01:21:39.831 --> 01:21:41.450 Just tell me the damn code. 1506 01:21:41.550 --> 01:21:43.809 -I am telling you the code. -I can't hear you. 1507 01:21:43.910 --> 01:21:46.010 Two, one, six, nine, six, nine. 1508 01:21:46.110 --> 01:21:47.090 It didn't work! 1509 01:21:47.190 --> 01:21:48.410 Hang on, just wait! 1510 01:21:48.510 --> 01:21:49.490 Oh, God, it's changing! 1511 01:21:49.590 --> 01:21:51.608 Just tell me the damn number, Jennifer! 1512 01:21:51.709 --> 01:21:55.129 -Two, one, four, seven, five, nine. -[computer] Nine, eight, seven. 1513 01:21:55.229 --> 01:21:57.608 -Did it work? Brad? -Six., five, four. 1514 01:21:57.709 --> 01:21:58.769 -Three. -Brad? 1515 01:21:58.869 --> 01:22:00.867 Two. One. 1516 01:22:09.148 --> 01:22:10.487 Okay, yes! 1517 01:22:10.586 --> 01:22:12.327 Oh, thank God, it worked! 1518 01:22:12.427 --> 01:22:16.887 Okay. Iris. James? James, why is Iris dead? 1519 01:22:16.987 --> 01:22:18.847 I had to kill her. Side effect I'm working on. 1520 01:22:18.947 --> 01:22:20.246 She couldn't handle a big load. 1521 01:22:20.346 --> 01:22:22.806 Oh no. I need you to start Veronica's heart. 1522 01:22:22.906 --> 01:22:25.366 Oh, yeah, sure. Let me just whip out my instant heart starter 1523 01:22:25.465 --> 01:22:27.005 -and teleport it over. -James, c'mon. 1524 01:22:27.106 --> 01:22:29.566 The gun, I dunno? Maybe just turn it on full? 1525 01:22:29.666 --> 01:22:31.565 On full? I thought you said that would kill someone. 1526 01:22:31.665 --> 01:22:32.925 She's already dead. 1527 01:22:33.025 --> 01:22:35.205 Okay, good point. What's the worst that can happen? 1528 01:22:35.304 --> 01:22:37.385 I dunno, okay? Maybe just, I don't know. 1529 01:22:37.945 --> 01:22:40.604 Well, worst case, she could explode. 1530 01:22:40.704 --> 01:22:42.924 -Explode?! Fuck! -Could get messy. 1531 01:22:43.023 --> 01:22:44.604 Just press it right up to her chest. Maybe. 1532 01:22:44.704 --> 01:22:47.964 Actually, I dunno, just do whatever feels natural for you. 1533 01:22:48.063 --> 01:22:50.463 Please work, 'cause I really, really like you. 1534 01:22:51.343 --> 01:22:54.143 [gun whirring] 1535 01:22:55.223 --> 01:22:57.702 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1536 01:23:11.821 --> 01:23:13.821 Veronica? 1537 01:23:15.821 --> 01:23:18.420 Hey, Veronica. Hey. 1538 01:23:21.099 --> 01:23:22.960 Hey. 1539 01:23:23.059 --> 01:23:25.059 What happened? 1540 01:23:25.380 --> 01:23:26.760 It's a long story. 1541 01:23:26.860 --> 01:23:29.820 I'll explain it on the train ride home. 1542 01:23:38.019 --> 01:23:40.419 Thank you, James. I really mean that. 1543 01:23:41.178 --> 01:23:43.598 Really? I really appreciate that, Brad, 1544 01:23:43.697 --> 01:23:45.838 'cause, you know, I just feel really undervalued down here, 1545 01:23:45.938 --> 01:23:47.758 and I feel like no one appreciates all the work that I do, 1546 01:23:47.858 --> 01:23:49.318 and I do so much around here, 1547 01:23:49.418 --> 01:23:50.797 and people just think I'm this, like, 1548 01:23:50.897 --> 01:23:54.257 really weird, creepy hacker… Brad? 1549 01:23:55.777 --> 01:23:57.777 Brad? 1550 01:23:59.496 --> 01:24:00.715 Fucking Brad! 1551 01:24:00.816 --> 01:24:02.556 [Lollipop groans] 1552 01:24:02.656 --> 01:24:04.656 [Lollipop] What the fuck?! 1553 01:24:12.495 --> 01:24:14.315 You just need to go for it, you know? 1554 01:24:14.415 --> 01:24:17.474 And I feel like… I just really feel like we have something here. 1555 01:24:17.575 --> 01:24:18.715 I know I'm being forward. 1556 01:24:18.815 --> 01:24:20.813 I do. I know I'm being forward, but… 1557 01:24:21.813 --> 01:24:22.634 will you marry me? 1558 01:24:22.733 --> 01:24:24.153 Don't say anything! Don't say anything! Shh. 1559 01:24:24.254 --> 01:24:26.994 Just feel it. Just feel it. Look at me. 1560 01:24:27.094 --> 01:24:29.474 You are gonna love it down here. 1561 01:24:29.574 --> 01:24:30.873 Shh, shh. 1562 01:24:30.973 --> 01:24:33.952 Just let the emotion flow through you. Just shh. Breathe. 1563 01:24:34.053 --> 01:24:35.473 [grunts furiously] 1564 01:24:35.572 --> 01:24:36.913 Shh, it's okay, it's okay. 1565 01:24:37.013 --> 01:24:38.313 I'll protect you. 1566 01:24:38.413 --> 01:24:41.331 I have drones. I'll protect you. 1567 01:24:43.092 --> 01:24:45.092 -[Lollipop screaming] -Shh! 1568 01:24:48.251 --> 01:24:50.251 [James moans] 1569 01:24:52.851 --> 01:24:55.811 [orchestral music playing] 1570 01:25:00.571 --> 01:25:03.670 [police siren wailing] 1571 01:25:03.769 --> 01:25:05.769 [knock at door] 1572 01:25:07.050 --> 01:25:08.790 -Suzan. -Bradly. 1573 01:25:08.889 --> 01:25:10.889 How are we feeling? 1574 01:25:12.489 --> 01:25:17.309 I feel good. I mean, I feel really good, y'know? 1575 01:25:17.409 --> 01:25:18.989 And Veronica? 1576 01:25:19.089 --> 01:25:21.068 Oh, she's great, you know? 1577 01:25:21.168 --> 01:25:24.068 Busy doing girl stuff, very busy. 1578 01:25:24.168 --> 01:25:26.668 But, you know, organizing the wedding, so. 1579 01:25:26.768 --> 01:25:28.308 She is, is she? 1580 01:25:28.407 --> 01:25:30.728 [grunts] 1581 01:25:31.287 --> 01:25:35.547 Yeah! And don't worry, okay? 1582 01:25:35.647 --> 01:25:37.307 She is not gonna say anything. 1583 01:25:37.407 --> 01:25:39.187 I mean, she really appreciates what I do. 1584 01:25:39.287 --> 01:25:41.226 [laughs] The killing? 1585 01:25:41.326 --> 01:25:43.885 All the killing, the spying, the lying. 1586 01:25:44.766 --> 01:25:48.066 She doesn't mind you hanging out with those super slender, sexy spy girls 1587 01:25:48.166 --> 01:25:49.746 all the time? 1588 01:25:49.846 --> 01:25:51.845 No, not a problem. 1589 01:25:52.165 --> 01:25:54.105 Good for you. 1590 01:25:54.205 --> 01:25:56.205 And her, I guess. 1591 01:25:56.845 --> 01:25:58.184 Off to Russia you go. 1592 01:25:58.285 --> 01:26:00.224 I know you hate these plutonium missions, 1593 01:26:00.325 --> 01:26:02.584 but nobody knows the Russians like you do, Bradly. 1594 01:26:02.684 --> 01:26:06.784 It's actually my pleasure. Not a problem. I got this. 1595 01:26:06.884 --> 01:26:09.264 [laughs] 1596 01:26:09.364 --> 01:26:12.103 So, I guess I should go. 1597 01:26:12.202 --> 01:26:14.383 -Okay. -Okay. 1598 01:26:14.483 --> 01:26:18.903 -Oh, and this is for you. -Oh. 1599 01:26:19.003 --> 01:26:20.343 An invitation to my wedding. 1600 01:26:20.443 --> 01:26:22.022 Wouldn't be the same without you. 1601 01:26:22.121 --> 01:26:23.142 Aww. 1602 01:26:23.242 --> 01:26:24.822 Oh, James is gonna be there. 1603 01:26:24.922 --> 01:26:26.862 Really? 1604 01:26:26.961 --> 01:26:29.782 Oh. Other James. 1605 01:26:29.882 --> 01:26:31.880 Oh. 1606 01:26:33.001 --> 01:26:34.861 -Of course. -Yeah. 1607 01:26:34.961 --> 01:26:37.281 He really needs a new toy shop, so… 1608 01:26:38.281 --> 01:26:40.281 Sure. No problem. 1609 01:26:41.240 --> 01:26:42.340 Bye, now. 1610 01:26:42.440 --> 01:26:45.440 Enjoy Russia. I hear it's below 30. 1611 01:26:46.800 --> 01:26:48.800 Minus 40, actually, Suzan. 1612 01:26:49.320 --> 01:26:52.219 But you know what? When you're as happy as I am, 1613 01:26:52.318 --> 01:26:53.459 I mean, does it really matter? 1614 01:26:53.559 --> 01:26:54.818 I don't think so. 1615 01:26:54.919 --> 01:26:57.539 [laughs] 1616 01:26:57.639 --> 01:26:59.099 Okay. Bye, Suzan. 1617 01:26:59.199 --> 01:27:01.199 -Ta-ta. -Okay. Okay, bye. 1618 01:27:09.438 --> 01:27:11.437 [music crescendos, ends] 1619 01:27:18.317 --> 01:27:20.317 [unintelligible garble across channels] 1620 01:27:26.715 --> 01:27:28.896 [woman] Break. 1621 01:27:28.996 --> 01:27:31.655 Not bad. How do you feel? 1622 01:27:31.755 --> 01:27:35.695 I feel fucking great. So, what's the deal with you and Walker? 1623 01:27:35.795 --> 01:27:38.054 Oh, very good. [laughs] 1624 01:27:38.155 --> 01:27:43.454 Hit him one way, he does the dishes. Hit him another way, he gets so horny. 1625 01:27:43.554 --> 01:27:46.974 Hit him again, he falls asleep! He's the perfect man. 1626 01:27:47.074 --> 01:27:49.174 You're just lucky I haven't killed him yet. 1627 01:27:49.273 --> 01:27:50.974 I kill you first! 1628 01:27:51.074 --> 01:27:51.933 Bring it on. 1629 01:27:52.032 --> 01:27:54.333 -Enough talking, let's get in the ring. -Bring it. 1630 01:27:54.433 --> 01:27:59.112 [women grunting] 1631 01:28:01.273 --> 01:28:03.791 [fighting sounds continue] 1632 01:28:10.352 --> 01:28:12.991 [beeping, whirring sounds] 1633 01:28:46.228 --> 01:28:48.088 Brad? 1634 01:28:48.188 --> 01:28:49.808 Lucy. 1635 01:28:49.907 --> 01:28:51.647 Or should I say, Trident? 1636 01:28:51.746 --> 01:28:52.967 Thought I had you there for a minute. 1637 01:28:53.067 --> 01:28:54.407 Seriously, why? 1638 01:28:54.507 --> 01:28:56.507 You know why. 1639 01:28:56.987 --> 01:28:57.887 What, Mexico? 1640 01:28:57.987 --> 01:28:59.327 You were supposed to have my back. 1641 01:28:59.427 --> 01:29:01.806 I did have your back, Lucy. 1642 01:29:01.906 --> 01:29:03.526 The minute that we finished the mission, 1643 01:29:03.626 --> 01:29:06.406 you just had to have a drinking competition with Mexicans! 1644 01:29:06.505 --> 01:29:07.686 In Mexico. 1645 01:29:07.786 --> 01:29:08.806 With tequila. 1646 01:29:08.906 --> 01:29:11.206 Okay, I know what happened, and that's not it. 1647 01:29:11.306 --> 01:29:13.684 You know what, I don't think you do, you were completely wasted. 1648 01:29:13.785 --> 01:29:17.085 Do you remember falling in the fire and nearly burning your face? 1649 01:29:17.184 --> 01:29:19.804 You left me for dead. All of you. You and the agency. 1650 01:29:19.905 --> 01:29:22.844 No, we didn't, Lucy. I called the medevac. 1651 01:29:22.943 --> 01:29:25.684 And then when you were so high on peyote you dared yourself 1652 01:29:25.784 --> 01:29:29.124 to jump out the helicopter into a river, which you did by the way… 1653 01:29:29.224 --> 01:29:31.124 Whatever. I don't wanna talk about it. 1654 01:29:31.224 --> 01:29:36.383 Truth is, being a badass supervillain is not as fun as it looks. 1655 01:29:37.023 --> 01:29:40.883 I have a particular set of skills, and I would like to use them more. 1656 01:29:40.983 --> 01:29:43.922 Fine. What is it that you do want? 1657 01:29:44.022 --> 01:29:46.022 I wanna come back. 1658 01:29:46.782 --> 01:29:49.442 Wow. Okay. Let me get this right. 1659 01:29:49.541 --> 01:29:51.722 You try and kill my fiancée, you try and kill me, 1660 01:29:51.822 --> 01:29:55.441 you try and take down the entire agency, you team up with the Russians, 1661 01:29:55.541 --> 01:29:57.701 and you steal hypersonic warheads. 1662 01:29:58.501 --> 01:30:00.401 And now you wanna come back. 1663 01:30:00.501 --> 01:30:02.500 Yes. 1664 01:30:03.540 --> 01:30:05.440 Sure. I'll talk to Suzan. 1665 01:30:05.540 --> 01:30:08.940 But you must promise to give back all seven hypersonic missiles. 1666 01:30:09.860 --> 01:30:11.679 Okay. 1667 01:30:11.780 --> 01:30:12.999 Okay. 1668 01:30:13.099 --> 01:30:15.079 -Fine. -Fine. 1669 01:30:15.179 --> 01:30:17.119 -Fine. -Fine. 1670 01:30:17.219 --> 01:30:18.079 Fine. 1671 01:30:18.179 --> 01:30:20.179 Fine. 1672 01:30:21.539 --> 01:30:23.538 Cool. 1673 01:30:27.298 --> 01:30:28.318 What is it? 1674 01:30:28.418 --> 01:30:30.418 It's an invitation to my wedding. 1675 01:30:32.177 --> 01:30:34.277 No Russians, Lucy. 1676 01:30:34.376 --> 01:30:35.836 Okay. 1677 01:30:35.937 --> 01:30:37.937 Bye. 1678 01:30:38.297 --> 01:30:40.297 Happy swimming! 1679 01:30:50.496 --> 01:30:52.495 [hard rock music playing]