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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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[VHS player clicks, humming]

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-[Humming]

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-Gentlemen, when I look
at this battlefield,

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I see some of the bravest men
ever to wear a uniform.

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Is that you, Johnson?

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You're a real
lazy piece of shit.

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-[Snoring]

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-Johnson, wake up!

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-Sorry, sir.
Just guarding the tank.

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-You were sleeping.
I heard you.

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-But it's just
so comfortable up here.

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I, huh...

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[Snoring]
-Goddammit.

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And you there, stop posing.

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-Sorry, sir.
-Sorry, sir.

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-Fucking showboats.

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-Excuse me, dear capitan.

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-[Groans] What do you want?

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-Can I get some cigarettes?

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-No.
-How about a rifle?

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-You're a prisoner of war.

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-That doesn't mean
we can still be friends.

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-It does actually.
-Does it really?

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I've never heard that.
How about a bugle?

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-We already have a guy
who plays the bugle.

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-I can for sure
play better than him.

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-It's true. I suck.

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-I'm not giving you a bugle.

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If I had it my way I would kill
all Germans in this place.

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-But you already killed
all the Germans in this place.

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[Sinister chord plays]

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-I'd do it again in a heartbeat,
so do not test me.

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-Ouch. It's pretty mean
to threaten someone

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with a war crime, my friend.

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-We aren't fri--

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-Sir, I see
something over there.

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-What is it was?
Where's Johnson?

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-Yeehaw.

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-Johnson, you yahoo!
Everybody run!

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[Imitating tank engine revving]

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-[Screaming]

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[Static plays]

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[Upbeat music playing off key]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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-This is the "Video Journal
of Neurosurgery" with --

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[Static humming]

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-Guys, I told you
the list is endless.

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So, why wait?

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Call this toll-free number
and order now.

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-Please stop.

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[Indistinct shouting]

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-Oh, wait.

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[Chuckles] So good.

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-Come on.

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♪♪

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[Rock music playing]

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♪♪

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-Hey!

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-Man, I'm getting crazy.

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♪♪

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-Yeah! Yeah!

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I'm out of my fucking mind.

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Ahh!

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-Fuck it up!

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♪♪

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[Laughs]

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-Shh.
Hey. What's up, bud.

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-Get out of here! Stop!

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-Hey, make sure you wipe.

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-♪ Writing this down ♪

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♪ 'Cause she knows
I'll never leave her ♪

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♪ 'Cause I can't live
without her ♪

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-Take it, take it down.

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-You want some of that?
[Glass shatters]

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[Laughter]

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-This is my dick.

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That's right, it's big.

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-Now, don't be a pussy.

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[Screams]

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Oh, shit. Are you hurt?
[Laughs]

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-♪ I don't think you
ever made a big mistake ♪

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♪ Cause I don't want
to get you off my back ♪

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♪ No wonder we hate
the same things ♪

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♪ I hate everyone else ♪

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♪♪

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-Let's fuck it up!

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-♪ I don't think you
ever made a big mistake ♪

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-Welcome, everyone,
to party of...

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-Let's fuck shit up!
-Let's fuck shit up!

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[Rock music plays]

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-[Laughs]

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-These are yours.

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-That's the closest you'll be

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to any pussy everything.

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-Oh!
-Shut the fuck up.

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I get pussy.

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-Oh you get what --
-I get pussy.

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-Yeah.
-Who's pussy?

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-Dick.

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♪♪

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Let me get a shot of this
fine piece of meat right here.

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Look at this.
-It looks good on you.

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-Why do you look hotter
than Rachel?

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-Who wore it better?
-That's what I'm saying.

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-Poor Rachel.

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-Don't even make
that comparison.

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I'm fine as fuck, dude.

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[Laughter]

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Listen, this is a very
special episode,

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because tonight,
R.A.C.K is going on a mission.

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We're breaking into the Colony!

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-Don't use that word, dumbass.
What is wrong with you?

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-We're visiting the Colony.

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-The infamous
Colony Underground.

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-Why do you got to keep
acting so fruity lately?

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-What's it you, Mohammed?

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[Laughter]

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-Anywho, for those
of you born yesterday,

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The Colony Underground
was this really wicked --

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-It was an art collective.

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"It was an arts art collective?"

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-So, this art collective had
like hella shows all the time.

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It was all ages,
and some pretty big bands

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would come from the city,
like the KGB,

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Eddie Cash and the Star Fuckers,
Valentine Fox,

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mostly pumping hardcore stuff.
-Yeah.

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-We totally would
have played there.

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-Yeah.
-For sure.

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-For real.
-We would have if it weren't

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for the freak electrical fire

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that broke out
three years ago to the day.

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-Wait, seriously?
-Yeah, March 6, 1996.

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-It's March 5th.

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-Can you let him talk? God!

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[Indistinct shouting]

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[Glass shatters]

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-Three years ago, a freak
electrical fire

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barbecued the inside
of The Colony Underground

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and claimed
four innocent lives.

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The lives of the very band
that headlined that night.

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Legend has it their bodies
only burned

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after being trampled to death
by their own fans.

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Fans so desperate to escape
the towering flames

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they crushed their heroes under
foot without a second thought.

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-[Laughing] Dude, keep going.

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-Hmm?

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-Oh, yeah, yeah look
how freaked out Ankur looks.

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-Shut up, I'm fine.

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-Oh, your left pocket.

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-Is Ankur a little bitch?
Let's see, let's see.

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Yo, it is turning!
It is turning.

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Swear to God, look, look, look!

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-Okay, okay, okay.

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-So, that band was Bitch Cat.

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-You can cut in stuff from
the tape you have right there?

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-Yeah.
-That'd be a cool transition.

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-What tape?

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-Oh, dude it's so sick.

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♪♪

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-At church.
Can't you tell?

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♪♪

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-♪ You want it your way ♪

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♪ Well, why don't you stay so? ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Ah, keep stuffing your face ♪

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♪ Eat cake as you... ♪

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-Well, we weren't made
by a corporation.

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We grew our sound
and our following grassroots.

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-♪ What is it gonna take? ♪

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[Indistinct]

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♪ I guess I've seen it all ♪

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♪ I know I've seen
too much, oh ♪

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♪ My God, what could it take?♪

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-We got in Dierdre's van,
and basically just played

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anywhere that'd take us.

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We're road warriors, man.
-Yeah.

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-♪ Don't care about
your angels ♪

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♪ Get off my back, boy ♪

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-We don't even feel
like we relate to LA anymore.

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Like, that stage is our home.

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-Yeah and the fans
our family, for sure.

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♪♪

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-Our shows are
these huge parties.

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Everyone belongs.
Everybody has a killer time.

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-♪ Too bad 'cause I say so ♪

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-Sure. [Laughs]

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I mean, what's the party without
a little bit of violence?

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[Music distorting]

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-♪ We came out to play ♪

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♪ Get off of my stage, bro ♪

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-♪ Get off my fucking stage ♪

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-♪ My God, what could it be? ♪

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-I think America got, like,
a rage revolution on the way.

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[Distorting] Everyone's
just so mad.

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-♪ Let's go, let's go ♪

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-Everybody's daddy got too rich.

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-Yeah, so give us
all your fucking money, daddy.

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-Give us your money!

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-♪ Bad boy, you already know ♪

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♪ I'm no angel ♪

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♪ Diamonds turns black ♪

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♪♪

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[Distorted laughter]

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-Play or die.

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Play or die.

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Play or die.

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Play or die!

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-Oh, my God,
look he's fucked up.

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-Hey! Hurry! Come on, come on.

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Yo, wait, wait.

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Tell everyone about
the mission today.

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-R.A.C.K is going to
The Colony Underground

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to play a show on whatever
is left at that stage.

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And we're going to suck though
because we've been rehearsing,

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what, two months?

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Yeah, show out to your
Nazi dictator dad.

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I hope that's --
-Oh my God, whatever.

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-No, wait come on.
Like, what else though?

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What else?
-I don't know.

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We're going to get the gear,
if there's any that works.

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-Yeah, but why'd you make
a stop here? Your house?

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-Come on, K.
-Hey, no.

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I just think inquiring
minds want to know

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if you're really just scared
little pussy bitch.

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That's all I want to know!
Come on!

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Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to say
a little scaredy baby

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who thinks he's going
to meet some ghosts.

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Yo, Rachel, get the camera.
Get the fucking camera, Rachel.

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Why's Ankur being
a little bitch right now?

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-Stop.

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-Do you want your mommy
because you don't come home.

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-Get off me!

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-Oh, no! The lady ghosts
are going to eat me.

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[Distortion plays]

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-Dude, I can't believe
we're here right now.

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-Come on, it's going to be fun.
Come on, let's just go.

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-Rach, those chicks
seem kind nice.

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I just don't think we should
fuck with their gravesite.

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-But, like, you have to say why.

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Come on, it'll make
a better video.

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I think it's cool.

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-Okay, fine.

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So, you know these
stories, okay?

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Hindu stories about bhuts.

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-Bhuts?
-Yeah, dead people.

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Restless spirits with unfinished
business, and supposedly

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if you bother them
they'll like, they just like --

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-They'll what?

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-They'll fucking
possess you, okay?

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[Chain rattles]

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[Gate creaks]

258
00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:47,448
-Yes!
-We're in.

259
00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:50,724
-So, that's why you went home
and got a baggie of spices?

260
00:10:50,724 --> 00:10:53,586
They're like ghost
killing spices. [Laughs]

261
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,793
-Dude, just stop,
I don't want --

262
00:10:54,793 --> 00:10:56,103
-Relax, spice boy.

263
00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:57,448
-Get off my dick, motherfucker.

264
00:10:57,448 --> 00:11:00,310
-Wow, calm your
fucking tits, dude.

265
00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,620
-Yo, hey, wait up.

266
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,758
♪♪

267
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:07,517
-Welcome to what's left
of The Colony Underground.

268
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:09,965
-Like, literally so
far underground.

269
00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:12,482
-Yeah, like six feet under.

270
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,137
-It's insane
the whole audience

271
00:11:14,137 --> 00:11:15,586
actually got out of here alive.

272
00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:18,206
-Yeah, well, they sacrifice
the band to do it.

273
00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:21,586
Imagine dying in a stampede.
[Chuckles]

274
00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:24,034
-Herd mentality, dude.
Sheep.

275
00:11:24,034 --> 00:11:26,896
-Still smells like
a fire in here.

276
00:11:26,896 --> 00:11:28,586
-Crispy bodies.

277
00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:30,965
[Chuckles]

278
00:11:30,965 --> 00:11:32,793
[Door creaking]

279
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,931
-Whoa.

280
00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:37,586
What?

281
00:11:38,896 --> 00:11:40,448
-Rach, I don't...

282
00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:43,827
-Dude, come on. just go.
Come on. Hurry up.

283
00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,103
[Chuckles]

284
00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,931
[Sinister music plays]

285
00:11:46,931 --> 00:11:51,655
♪♪

286
00:11:51,655 --> 00:11:52,965
Boo!

287
00:11:52,965 --> 00:11:54,275
♪♪

288
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:57,137
-This place is a total maze.

289
00:11:57,137 --> 00:12:00,655
So many hallways.

290
00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:02,103
-We've been down here
for 10 minutes.

291
00:12:02,103 --> 00:12:03,482
I have no idea
how to get back out.

292
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:06,000
-Chill. I know the way.

293
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:09,310
♪♪

294
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:10,413
-What is this?

295
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,931
-The hell if I know.

296
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:17,103
♪♪

297
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,827
-I think somebody
lives down here.

298
00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:22,689
-Look, look. Come here.

299
00:12:22,689 --> 00:12:25,344
Look at this here.

300
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,827
-Why would anybody
want to live here?

301
00:12:26,827 --> 00:12:29,482
-Well, I mean, for a
homeless guy, it's not that bad.

302
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,689
♪♪

303
00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:34,310
-Yeah, I bet.
-Look at all the --

304
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,310
-[Whispering] I bet
we're not alone.

305
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,103
-Dude, seriously.
It's just us here.

306
00:12:38,103 --> 00:12:40,344
I know it is.
-That's some crackhead,

307
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,655
heroin-licking
homeless guy here.

308
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:44,034
-Can you please stop?

309
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:45,689
-Sorry.

310
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:47,758
[Door clanks open]

311
00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:50,103
-What are you doing? Stop.
Don't go in there.

312
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,586
-Come on.
-Whooo.

313
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:52,896
-Dude, seriously?

314
00:12:52,896 --> 00:12:54,275
-Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

315
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,103
-You're joking.

316
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:59,689
-Not really.
-Yeah, fuck that.

317
00:12:59,689 --> 00:13:03,793
-Anyway, look,
somebody made a shrine.

318
00:13:03,793 --> 00:13:05,551
[Laughter]

319
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,689
♪♪

320
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:10,896
-What'd you guys find?
-Whoa.

321
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:12,758
-No way.

322
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,379
-[Moaning]
-Yo, Kaleb stop that.

323
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,310
Yo, that's not cool.

324
00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:20,724
-[Gagging]
-Stop, dude.

325
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,586
-Whatever, bro.

326
00:13:22,586 --> 00:13:27,172
♪♪

327
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:30,034
-Rachel, come here, come here.
You see this?

328
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:33,310
-Eww. Is -- is that a boot?

329
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,586
-Melted into the floor.

330
00:13:35,586 --> 00:13:36,965
[Creaking]

331
00:13:36,965 --> 00:13:40,379
♪♪

332
00:13:40,379 --> 00:13:42,379
-These belong to one
of the band chicks, you think?

333
00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:43,758
-Yeah, my money's
on the base player.

334
00:13:43,758 --> 00:13:44,965
She wore boots like that.

335
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,241
-I'm pretty sure
they all wear boots.

336
00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:48,241
-Stop saying that word.

337
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,448
-What? Boots?

338
00:13:50,448 --> 00:13:51,931
-Yo, Rach, come here,
you got to get this.

339
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,241
-What?
-Shit, no way.

340
00:13:53,241 --> 00:13:54,758
No fucking way.
Yo, Rachel, come here.

341
00:13:54,758 --> 00:13:56,241
-What? What is it?
-Okay, you remember

342
00:13:56,241 --> 00:13:58,206
Amanda Pears, right?
-Yeah.

343
00:13:58,206 --> 00:13:59,448
-You cannot tell me I could
squeeze her

344
00:13:59,448 --> 00:14:01,103
fat ass through here.

345
00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:02,551
-Dude, there's no way.
-There's no way!

346
00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,379
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

347
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:07,034
-Yeah, no one like ripped off
after asking.

348
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:09,758
That's why she can't a job
anymore except the gas station

349
00:14:09,758 --> 00:14:11,137
because she walks too funny.

350
00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:13,827
Ah-ha-ha.

351
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,620
Fuck! It felt like
someone pulled me.

352
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,586
-Yeah, you fucking
tripped, dude.

353
00:14:18,586 --> 00:14:20,413
-Guys, come quick!

354
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:25,793
♪♪

355
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:26,931
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

356
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:28,620
-Yo, did you guys do this?

357
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,827
-No fucking way.

358
00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:34,068
-Rachel, look at this.

359
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:36,206
-Did you do this?
-No.

360
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:37,655
-Hey, Ankur.

361
00:14:37,655 --> 00:14:38,758
Surprise, bitch!

362
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:41,344
-You guys fucking suck.
[ Laughter ]

363
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,758
-Do you seriously think
some ghost set up your kit?

364
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,241
-No. Did you, like, steal this
out of my house?

365
00:14:46,241 --> 00:14:48,172
-Yeah, I fucking did.
What are you do about it?

366
00:14:48,172 --> 00:14:49,655
You going to cry about it?
-You guys are fucking unreal.

367
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,586
-Big cry baby.

368
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,896
-Alright, everyone try
not to suck, okay?

369
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,758
-Oh, for sure.
-You're the boss.

370
00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:58,448
-Let's just go.
-Thanks.

371
00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:00,931
-One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight!

372
00:15:00,931 --> 00:15:03,931
[Rock music plays]

373
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:07,551
-Hey, hey, hey!

374
00:15:07,551 --> 00:15:08,862
Let's go!

375
00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:14,448
♪♪

376
00:15:14,448 --> 00:15:16,068
-Guys?

377
00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,793
Guys, what the fuck?

378
00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:20,310
Guys, seriously?

379
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,448
Dude, cut it out.
[Band members groaning]

380
00:15:22,448 --> 00:15:25,448
You guys think your having
so much fun right now.

381
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:29,000
If this is a joke, I'm going
to fucking kill you all.

382
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,586
[Static plays]

383
00:15:31,586 --> 00:15:32,793
[Laughter]

384
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:36,310
-Yes, let's go.

385
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:39,103
-He's so predictable.

386
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:41,275
-No, we like really got you
with the whole... [Groaning]

387
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,206
-It's been like
three times already.

388
00:15:43,206 --> 00:15:45,965
-I know. Hey.

389
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:47,275
-Tell the people
what you're --

390
00:15:47,275 --> 00:15:49,172
how your feeling right now?

391
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:50,758
Mr. Ankur,
tell them right here.

392
00:15:50,758 --> 00:15:52,344
[Laughter]

393
00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:55,689
[Chuckles]
-What?

394
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,206
Dude, you have to admit
we got you so good.

395
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,448
-Yo, it was fucking fun, man.
Seriously.

396
00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:03,689
-Yo, like, we're just
fucking around.

397
00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:06,000
-Look, it was my idea.
-Come on.

398
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,655
-I'm sorry.
-Yikes.

399
00:16:11,655 --> 00:16:15,379
-Why can't you learn how to
take a fucking joke, spice boy?

400
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,137
-Oh, what?
-Ankur.

401
00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:19,413
-What are you doing
right now, bro?

402
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,068
-What the fuck?
What are you doing?

403
00:16:21,068 --> 00:16:24,586
-Don't be such a bitch
about this, Ankur! Come back!

404
00:16:24,586 --> 00:16:28,068
-I hope the bhuta
get all of you!

405
00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,103
-Ankur, come on.
-Damn. What?

406
00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,172
What the fuck
is he talking about?

407
00:16:32,172 --> 00:16:34,620
-So, are we still going do
the jello thing?

408
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:39,000
-Four Bitch Cats.
Four sex dolls.

409
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,758
Welcome back, sickos.

410
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,413
We've come to
The Colony Understand

411
00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:46,482
to find a very scientific answer
to the age-old question.

412
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:50,344
Just how hard is it to crush
four chicks to death?

413
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,172
Let's find out.

414
00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:54,172
You guys ready?

415
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,517
Die, bitch!

416
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:58,413
-Oh!

417
00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,413
-Oh, fuck.
[Indistinct]

418
00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:01,586
-[Laughs]

419
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,241
-Are we having problems here?

420
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,758
[All grunting]

421
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:08,241
♪♪

422
00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:09,827
Die, bitch!

423
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,758
[Distortion]

424
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:13,172
-[Grunting]

425
00:17:13,172 --> 00:17:15,034
-[Laughs]

426
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,551
-Fuck you!
Fuck you!

427
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,137
[Banging]

428
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,068
-Did you hear that?

429
00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:25,896
-Yeah, it must be a car outside.

430
00:17:25,896 --> 00:17:28,103
-Close the road, dude.
[Laughs]

431
00:17:28,103 --> 00:17:29,689
-Jesus!

432
00:17:29,689 --> 00:17:31,137
Ankur, is that you?

433
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,965
[Distortion]

434
00:17:32,965 --> 00:17:35,827
-Get off my fucking stage!

435
00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:37,172
-[Screams]

436
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:42,172
♪♪

437
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:45,620
♪♪

438
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,103
[Body parts thuds]

439
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:48,931
-What the fuck?!

440
00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:52,517
♪♪

441
00:17:52,517 --> 00:17:54,793
[Heavy breathing]

442
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,137
[Camcorder beeps]

443
00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,827
-[Screams]

444
00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:06,413
♪♪

445
00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:13,137
♪♪

446
00:18:13,137 --> 00:18:22,482
♪♪

447
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:31,862
♪♪

448
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:40,827
♪♪

449
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:43,103
-Play or die.

450
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:44,965
Play or die.

451
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:46,862
Play or die.

452
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,758
Play or die.

453
00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:51,000
Play or die!

454
00:18:51,000 --> 00:19:00,172
♪♪

455
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:02,827
♪♪

456
00:19:02,827 --> 00:19:04,241
-[Snarls]

457
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,137
-Shit. Oh, shit, oh, fuck!

458
00:19:06,137 --> 00:19:07,793
[Screams]

459
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:10,310
[Footsteps]

460
00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,482
Please help! Help!

461
00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:15,000
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, shit!

462
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:18,655
-[Distorted screaming]

463
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:19,965
[Monster growling]

464
00:19:19,965 --> 00:19:26,000
♪♪

465
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,965
-[Screaming]
[Flesh tearing]

466
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:29,551
-[Screaming]

467
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:36,482
♪♪

468
00:19:36,482 --> 00:19:37,896
[Screaming]

469
00:19:37,896 --> 00:19:41,241
♪♪

470
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:43,413
[Monsters roaring]

471
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:55,862
-[Squawking]

472
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,724
-[Whimpering]

473
00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:02,310
-[Squawks]

474
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,965
[Whimpering continues]

475
00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,862
[Footsteps]

476
00:20:05,862 --> 00:20:07,793
-[Growls]

477
00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:12,103
♪♪

478
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:18,068
♪♪

479
00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:23,034
-May you peacefully go
to your final resting place?!

480
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:25,310
[Monsters screeching]

481
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,517
[Body sizzling]

482
00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:29,965
-[Panting]

483
00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:35,551
♪♪

484
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:38,517
-[Snarling]

485
00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:40,689
[Laughter]

486
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,310
♪♪

487
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,000
-Psycho, man. I'm crazy.

488
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:51,965
♪♪

489
00:20:51,965 --> 00:20:54,172
-Please help me!

490
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,862
Please!

491
00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:57,172
Please, anybody!

492
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,758
[Screams]

493
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,103
[Monster snarls]

494
00:21:00,103 --> 00:21:02,068
Please!

495
00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:04,068
Cut it out!

496
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:05,620
[Monster roaring]

497
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,620
Help me!

498
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,172
[Roaring continues]

499
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:11,000
Anybody there?!

500
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,275
Stop it!

501
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:13,965
Stay away from me!

502
00:21:13,965 --> 00:21:15,689
[Screaming]

503
00:21:15,689 --> 00:21:18,896
♪♪

504
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:20,034
[Banging on door]

505
00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:22,620
Let me out! Let me out!

506
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,034
[Monsters roaring]

507
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,517
No!

508
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:28,034
♪♪

509
00:21:28,034 --> 00:21:29,724
[Camera thuds]

510
00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:31,965
[Whimpering]

511
00:21:31,965 --> 00:21:34,758
No!

512
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,758
Stop it! [Screams]

513
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:39,034
[Flesh tears]

514
00:21:39,034 --> 00:21:40,137
[Screams]

515
00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:49,551
♪♪

516
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:51,689
♪♪

517
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:53,551
-[Chirping]

518
00:21:53,551 --> 00:22:02,655
♪♪

519
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:07,551
♪♪

520
00:22:07,551 --> 00:22:09,586
-[Screeching]

521
00:22:09,586 --> 00:22:18,000
♪♪

522
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,103
♪♪

523
00:22:21,103 --> 00:22:23,655
♪♪

524
00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:26,655
[Static plays]

525
00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,172
-[Distorted] You can feel it
in the shows now.

526
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:31,551
Everyone's just so mad.

527
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,241
-What's a party without
a little bit of violence?

528
00:22:33,241 --> 00:22:34,689
[Switch clicks]

529
00:22:36,931 --> 00:22:39,827
-[Distorted] Let's fuck shit up!

530
00:22:39,827 --> 00:22:48,413
♪♪

531
00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:56,862
♪♪

532
00:22:56,862 --> 00:22:58,206
♪♪

533
00:22:58,206 --> 00:23:00,068
[Static plays]

534
00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,137
-Quack, quack.

535
00:23:04,137 --> 00:23:05,482
[Whistle!]

536
00:23:05,482 --> 00:23:06,655
[Crash!]

537
00:23:06,655 --> 00:23:08,862
-[Grunting]

538
00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:10,344
[Footsteps]

539
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,103
Hmm.

540
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,586
-There you are.

541
00:23:18,586 --> 00:23:19,827
[Paper rustling]

542
00:23:19,827 --> 00:23:23,000
♪♪

543
00:23:26,344 --> 00:23:27,896
[Bird screeches]
-[Groans]

544
00:23:27,896 --> 00:23:29,448
[Static playing]

545
00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:35,206
♪♪

546
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,689
[Camera whirs]

547
00:23:36,689 --> 00:23:40,793
♪♪

548
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:42,172
-[Clears throat]

549
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:49,586
♪♪

550
00:23:49,586 --> 00:23:51,517
-Hello.

551
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,758
[Sighs]

552
00:23:52,758 --> 00:23:55,137
♪♪

553
00:23:55,137 --> 00:23:58,793
Hey. Um, I just...

554
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:00,206
Okay.

555
00:24:01,344 --> 00:24:02,344
Hi.

556
00:24:02,344 --> 00:24:04,103
I just had to record this video

557
00:24:04,103 --> 00:24:08,103
after going to Beta Sigma Eta
today and meeting all the girls.

558
00:24:08,103 --> 00:24:09,827
[Sighs]
No, that's bad.

559
00:24:09,827 --> 00:24:11,620
That's bad. Okay.

560
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,689
Okay.

561
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,448
I just want you to know that
from the moment

562
00:24:17,448 --> 00:24:19,034
that I walked
into Beta Sigma Eta

563
00:24:19,034 --> 00:24:21,137
I knew that it was my home.

564
00:24:21,137 --> 00:24:23,068
I want you girls
to be my friends for life,

565
00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:26,655
and I'm not going to apply
to any more sororities.

566
00:24:26,655 --> 00:24:28,344
I knew from the moment
that I met you

567
00:24:28,344 --> 00:24:30,448
that we will
become soul sisters.

568
00:24:30,448 --> 00:24:33,172
-A suicide bid?
-Helen?

569
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:36,000
I thought you were
studying at the library.

570
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,517
-You're only putting one
sorority on your application.

571
00:24:39,517 --> 00:24:41,068
A suicide bid.
-Yeah, I know what

572
00:24:41,068 --> 00:24:42,068
a suicide bid is, Helen.

573
00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:43,689
I'm not stupid.

574
00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:45,275
So, what?

575
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,000
-Well, so, if they say no,

576
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,206
you will be excluded
from the whole sorority process.

577
00:24:50,206 --> 00:24:52,586
And that means spending
your entire freshman year

578
00:24:52,586 --> 00:24:54,068
as an outcast.

579
00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:57,413
You really want to take
that risk with those girls?

580
00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,172
-What do you mean,
those girls?

581
00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:05,827
-I mean, you saw the way
they looked at us

582
00:25:05,827 --> 00:25:07,793
when they showed us around?

583
00:25:07,793 --> 00:25:09,172
You mean you really think
they'll say yes

584
00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:11,724
to people like us?

585
00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:14,379
-No, not us.

586
00:25:17,275 --> 00:25:19,103
-Do you have a cigarette?

587
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,068
I can't do this.

588
00:25:21,068 --> 00:25:22,620
[Woman cheering]

589
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,000
[Horn honking]

590
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,344
[cheering continues]

591
00:25:27,344 --> 00:25:28,724
Jesus Christ, Annie.

592
00:25:28,724 --> 00:25:31,413
You're going to bring
security over here.

593
00:25:31,413 --> 00:25:32,689
What took you guys so long?

594
00:25:32,689 --> 00:25:34,379
-Don't get your panties
in a twist.

595
00:25:34,379 --> 00:25:35,862
We had to get some supplies.
-Oh, my God.

596
00:25:35,862 --> 00:25:38,172
-Turns out Lily here
really likes to party.

597
00:25:38,172 --> 00:25:40,724
-Oh, we are going to party.
[Laughter]

598
00:25:40,724 --> 00:25:42,620
-You guys, you got it?

599
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,689
-You got the keys?

600
00:25:43,689 --> 00:25:45,620
-My dad will kill me
if he finds out.

601
00:25:45,620 --> 00:25:47,896
-Yeah, but do
you have the keys?

602
00:25:47,896 --> 00:25:49,586
-You know I do.

603
00:25:49,586 --> 00:25:50,689
[Keys jingle]

604
00:25:50,689 --> 00:25:52,241
-Come on, let's go!

605
00:25:52,241 --> 00:25:54,896
Come on, it's time.

606
00:25:54,896 --> 00:25:57,034
-Hey, Lindsay.

607
00:25:57,034 --> 00:25:58,241
-Oh, shit.
-Oh my God.

608
00:25:58,241 --> 00:26:00,620
[Laughter]

609
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,931
-We're going
to have a fun night.

610
00:26:02,931 --> 00:26:07,000
-Oh, my gosh.
-Tote college.

611
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,655
-Isn't she the cutest?

612
00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:11,620
-Welcome!

613
00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:14,586
-Oh, my gosh,
this place is incredible.

614
00:26:18,241 --> 00:26:21,379
-Pretty cool, huh?

615
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:23,896
-Oh, man,
we loved your message.

616
00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:26,275
It was so heartfelt.

617
00:26:26,275 --> 00:26:27,896
Wasn't it girls?

618
00:26:27,896 --> 00:26:30,241
-So cute.
-Adorable.

619
00:26:30,241 --> 00:26:32,310
-We were so flattered
that you would suicide bid

620
00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:34,482
just to join our sorority.

621
00:26:34,482 --> 00:26:37,034
-Yeah, friends forever.

622
00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:38,413
-Yes, soul sisters.

623
00:26:38,413 --> 00:26:40,931
-Soul sisters!
-Soul sisters!

624
00:26:40,931 --> 00:26:43,896
[Laughter]

625
00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:45,586
-So, what are we doing here?

626
00:26:48,862 --> 00:26:51,482
-Have you ever heard of
The Legend of Guiltine?

627
00:26:53,758 --> 00:26:57,275
Guiltine, was a pretty young
freshman who went here to TCU

628
00:26:57,275 --> 00:26:59,586
maybe 20 years ago.

629
00:26:59,586 --> 00:27:05,172
She wanted to join a sorority,
our sorority just like you.

630
00:27:05,172 --> 00:27:08,586
-And she was desperate
and alone, just like you.

631
00:27:08,586 --> 00:27:11,689
-And the girls took her back
here and into the graveyard.

632
00:27:11,689 --> 00:27:14,724
And they told her that in order
to be a part of their sorority,

633
00:27:14,724 --> 00:27:18,000
she had to spend the night
buried in a coffin.

634
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,172
Only they didn't just
leave her there for a night.

635
00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:23,620
They left her there
for an entire week.

636
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:26,344
-And when they
finally dug her up...

637
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,206
-There was no one in it.

638
00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:30,310
[Laughter]

639
00:27:30,310 --> 00:27:31,655
-What happened to her?

640
00:27:31,655 --> 00:27:33,172
-No one knows.

641
00:27:33,172 --> 00:27:37,896
Some say she just crawled right
through into the underworld.

642
00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:39,827
And if you listen closely,

643
00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:42,482
sometimes you can hear
a knocking sound.

644
00:27:42,482 --> 00:27:46,379
It's Guiltine,
desperate and alone.

645
00:27:46,379 --> 00:27:48,448
Looking for someone awake
who she can take back

646
00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:50,000
into the underworld
to play with.

647
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,448
[Laughter]

648
00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:53,172
Drink up!

649
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,206
-Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!

650
00:27:56,206 --> 00:28:00,551
[Laughter]

651
00:28:00,551 --> 00:28:02,379
-We have something for you.

652
00:28:04,689 --> 00:28:05,827
-Surprise, bitch.

653
00:28:05,827 --> 00:28:08,310
-No way!

654
00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:11,172
-We want you to join our family.
Right, girls?

655
00:28:11,172 --> 00:28:13,689
We just need you
to do one thing first.

656
00:28:13,689 --> 00:28:14,896
-Thank you. Okay.

657
00:28:14,896 --> 00:28:18,310
-One tiny thing.

658
00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:21,137
-We need you to spend
the night in a coffin.

659
00:28:21,137 --> 00:28:23,655
Just like Guiltine.

660
00:28:23,655 --> 00:28:25,241
[Laughter]

661
00:28:25,241 --> 00:28:28,241
-Come on!
[Laughter]

662
00:28:28,241 --> 00:28:29,965
-You're going to have fun,
I promise.

663
00:28:29,965 --> 00:28:31,172
-Okay.

664
00:28:31,172 --> 00:28:32,551
-You're going to be
scared shitless.

665
00:28:32,551 --> 00:28:34,172
[Laughter]

666
00:28:35,034 --> 00:28:36,551
-Oh.

667
00:28:41,724 --> 00:28:44,068
-Um, Annie, I don't know
if I'm actually want to do this.

668
00:28:44,068 --> 00:28:46,379
-Oh, come on, Lily.

669
00:28:46,379 --> 00:28:48,310
We all had to do it.

670
00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,793
-You -- you all did this?

671
00:28:50,793 --> 00:28:54,275
-Sure.
-[Chuckles]

672
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,310
-It really isn't that bad.

673
00:28:56,310 --> 00:28:57,896
I promise.
-Okay.

674
00:28:57,896 --> 00:29:00,517
-There's enough air in a coffin
to last you 24 hours.

675
00:29:00,517 --> 00:29:02,241
The faster you breathe,
the faster you use up

676
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,034
your air
so you can't panic.

677
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,724
[Cowbell dinging]

678
00:29:05,724 --> 00:29:09,310
-You can pull this cord at any
time, and it'll ring the bell.

679
00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,275
And we'll come
and dig you up.

680
00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:13,482
-But if you do, you'll have
forfeited your place

681
00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:15,931
in our sorority.

682
00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:18,068
-Here you go.

683
00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:20,275
We want to see
how scared you get.

684
00:29:20,275 --> 00:29:22,241
-And so,
you can see down there.

685
00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:26,172
-Just be brave.

686
00:29:26,172 --> 00:29:28,000
It really isn't that bad.

687
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,137
Annie probably won't let you
stay on there all night.

688
00:29:36,965 --> 00:29:38,241
Take this.

689
00:29:38,241 --> 00:29:40,793
Only open it
when you're most scared

690
00:29:40,793 --> 00:29:42,586
and about to pull the cord.

691
00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:45,517
It'll give you strength.
I promise you.

692
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,068
-Thank you.

693
00:29:49,241 --> 00:29:51,172
-Watch out for Guiltine.

694
00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:53,413
If you hear her knock,
whatever you do,

695
00:29:53,413 --> 00:29:55,068
don't let her know
you're down there.

696
00:29:55,068 --> 00:29:56,793
If you let her know
you're alive,

697
00:29:56,793 --> 00:30:00,586
she will take you back to the
world of the dead to play with.

698
00:30:00,586 --> 00:30:02,137
-She's just fucking with you.

699
00:30:02,137 --> 00:30:04,482
[ Laughter ]

700
00:30:08,931 --> 00:30:16,379
-B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E,
B-S-E!

701
00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:19,896
-Good luck down there.
Don't get too scared.

702
00:30:19,896 --> 00:30:21,793
-Oh, it's nice and cozy.

703
00:30:21,793 --> 00:30:23,068
-Any last words?

704
00:30:23,068 --> 00:30:25,793
[Laughter]

705
00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:26,931
Alright.

706
00:30:26,931 --> 00:30:28,275
[Static]

707
00:30:28,275 --> 00:30:33,724
-Lily! Lily! Lily!
Lily! Lily!

708
00:30:33,724 --> 00:30:38,586
Lily! Lily!
Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily!

709
00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:39,793
[Lid closes]

710
00:30:39,793 --> 00:30:40,965
-Whoo!

711
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,172
[Laughter]

712
00:30:42,172 --> 00:30:44,827
-Oh, earth, earth.

713
00:30:44,827 --> 00:30:47,275
-Oh, moist earth.

714
00:30:47,275 --> 00:30:51,896
You took away my father
and my dear mother.

715
00:30:51,896 --> 00:30:56,655
You took away my father
and my dear mother,

716
00:30:56,655 --> 00:31:03,068
then take me also
for I am very lonely.

717
00:31:03,068 --> 00:31:05,034
[Laughter]

718
00:31:08,758 --> 00:31:11,103
-Nighty-night.

719
00:31:16,551 --> 00:31:17,931
[Dirt thudding]
-[Gasps]

720
00:31:17,931 --> 00:31:19,586
[Laughter]

721
00:31:32,275 --> 00:31:34,413
[Breathing steadily]

722
00:31:36,551 --> 00:31:38,103
[Thudding stops]

723
00:31:43,172 --> 00:31:45,172
-It's okay.

724
00:31:45,172 --> 00:31:47,689
It's okay, just don't panic.

725
00:31:47,689 --> 00:31:49,137
Don't panic.

726
00:31:56,275 --> 00:31:58,034
[Breathing shakily]

727
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,344
[Exhales sharply
It's okay.

728
00:32:07,344 --> 00:32:09,827
It's all just for show.

729
00:32:09,827 --> 00:32:12,275
They're not going to
leave you down here.

730
00:32:12,275 --> 00:32:14,344
Come on, you knew
they were going to do this.

731
00:32:16,827 --> 00:32:18,689
I'm not scared.

732
00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:20,310
I'm not scared.

733
00:32:20,379 --> 00:32:21,758
I'm not scared.

734
00:32:21,758 --> 00:32:23,103
[Static]

735
00:32:30,103 --> 00:32:31,620
[Static]

736
00:32:37,793 --> 00:32:39,655
[Laughs]

737
00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:42,172
Oh, Helen, if you
could see me now.

738
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:51,517
[ Laughs]

739
00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:53,586
What did you do this weekend?

740
00:32:53,586 --> 00:32:57,310
Library? Oh, that's cool.
Me?

741
00:32:57,310 --> 00:33:00,689
Oh, you know, the usual,
just buried alive in a coffin.

742
00:33:00,689 --> 00:33:02,517
[Laughs]

743
00:33:13,137 --> 00:33:15,137
[Wood creaking]

744
00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:26,896
No, that's what you want,
isn't it?

745
00:33:26,896 --> 00:33:30,344
You want me to fail
so I can end up like you.

746
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,206
Sad and alone every Friday night
wishing a boy,

747
00:33:33,206 --> 00:33:37,034
any boy would ask you out.

748
00:33:37,034 --> 00:33:39,724
But I'm not like you.

749
00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:41,310
I'm like them.

750
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,896
[Chuckles]

751
00:33:45,896 --> 00:33:49,413
[Exhales sharply]
It's okay.

752
00:33:49,413 --> 00:33:51,344
It's all going to be okay.

753
00:33:53,793 --> 00:33:55,379
[Wood scraping]

754
00:34:01,137 --> 00:34:02,517
Hello?

755
00:34:02,517 --> 00:34:04,379
Hello? Hello?

756
00:34:07,034 --> 00:34:08,482
Hello?

757
00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:11,482
[Banging on lid]

758
00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:13,034
[Panting]

759
00:34:19,206 --> 00:34:22,758
[Laughter]

760
00:34:22,758 --> 00:34:26,241
-She's probably so scared.

761
00:34:26,241 --> 00:34:28,000
[Banging on lid]

762
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,172
-The box, the box.

763
00:34:30,172 --> 00:34:32,000
[Banging continues]

764
00:34:35,862 --> 00:34:37,655
[Panting]

765
00:34:37,655 --> 00:34:39,379
[Screams]

766
00:34:42,206 --> 00:34:44,034
[Whimpering]

767
00:34:51,034 --> 00:34:53,862
[Panting]

768
00:34:53,862 --> 00:34:55,551
What the fuck?

769
00:34:56,517 --> 00:34:58,827
[Laughter]

770
00:34:58,827 --> 00:35:00,862
-Aw, poor baby.

771
00:35:00,862 --> 00:35:02,482
-Poor Lily.

772
00:35:02,482 --> 00:35:07,000
♪♪

773
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,551
[Laughter]

774
00:35:08,551 --> 00:35:14,551
♪♪

775
00:35:14,551 --> 00:35:18,275
[Whimpering]

776
00:35:18,275 --> 00:35:19,827
[Cowbell dinging]

777
00:35:19,827 --> 00:35:23,275
Let me out! Let me out!
Let me out!

778
00:35:23,275 --> 00:35:25,448
-Oh, my God.

779
00:35:25,448 --> 00:35:27,172
-She's definitely shit herself.

780
00:35:27,172 --> 00:35:28,758
[Thunder rumbles]

781
00:35:28,758 --> 00:35:30,965
[Cheering]

782
00:35:30,965 --> 00:35:34,620
[Thunder crashes,
cowbell dinging]

783
00:35:34,620 --> 00:35:37,793
-[Screams] Let me out!
Let me out!

784
00:35:37,793 --> 00:35:39,517
Let me out!

785
00:35:39,517 --> 00:35:41,620
[Banging]

786
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:42,931
[Whimpering]

787
00:35:42,931 --> 00:35:52,862
♪♪

788
00:35:52,862 --> 00:35:55,896
[Cheering]

789
00:35:55,896 --> 00:35:57,793
[Cowbell dinging]

790
00:35:57,793 --> 00:35:59,172
♪♪

791
00:35:59,172 --> 00:36:00,517
[Siren chirps]

792
00:36:03,103 --> 00:36:05,344
-Get the bell.
[Thunder rumbles]

793
00:36:05,344 --> 00:36:07,137
If they find out we're doing
a hazing prank,

794
00:36:07,137 --> 00:36:08,413
we'll all get expelled.

795
00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:09,931
-Fuck!
My dad will kill me!

796
00:36:09,931 --> 00:36:11,413
-No one's getting expelled.

797
00:36:11,413 --> 00:36:13,000
We'll hide
and we'll come back later.

798
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,206
-But what about Lily?

799
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:16,137
-I said we'll come back later.

800
00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:17,551
Let's go.

801
00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:21,137
[Camera thuds, thunder rumbles]

802
00:36:26,034 --> 00:36:28,172
[Police radio chatter,
footsteps]

803
00:36:31,448 --> 00:36:34,034
-Hey, dispatch for 1061
at the cemetery,

804
00:36:34,034 --> 00:36:36,551
do respond with an update.

805
00:36:36,551 --> 00:36:40,517
[Police radio chatter,
thunder crashes]

806
00:36:40,517 --> 00:36:41,827
-Fuck this.

807
00:36:41,827 --> 00:36:44,517
Let's get back inside
before we catch pneumonia.

808
00:36:46,758 --> 00:36:48,586
-Help!
[Banging on lid]

809
00:36:48,586 --> 00:36:50,275
I need help!

810
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:52,758
Let me out! Let me out!

811
00:36:52,758 --> 00:36:54,103
Let me out!

812
00:36:54,172 --> 00:36:56,275
Let me out!

813
00:36:56,275 --> 00:36:59,206
Let me out!
Please!

814
00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:00,862
Please, somebody!

815
00:37:00,862 --> 00:37:02,379
[Thunder rumbling]

816
00:37:17,896 --> 00:37:21,241
Helen, if you ever see this,

817
00:37:21,241 --> 00:37:25,068
I just want you to know
that I'm really sorry.

818
00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:28,344
I was such an idiot.

819
00:37:28,344 --> 00:37:30,931
You're my best friend.

820
00:37:30,931 --> 00:37:35,034
You're my only true friend.

821
00:37:35,034 --> 00:37:38,758
I don't know why I thought
I could fit in with those girls.

822
00:37:38,758 --> 00:37:41,103
I don't know why
I even I wanted to.

823
00:37:44,758 --> 00:37:46,551
[Coffin creaking]

824
00:37:54,241 --> 00:37:56,000
[Water pouring]

825
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:05,310
Oh, my God.

826
00:38:05,310 --> 00:38:10,000
[Creaking continues]

827
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,931
No! No!

828
00:38:11,931 --> 00:38:14,206
No! No! Let me out!

829
00:38:14,206 --> 00:38:16,379
Let me out!

830
00:38:16,379 --> 00:38:18,344
[Sobbing]

831
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,482
[Coffin cracks]

832
00:38:28,551 --> 00:38:30,655
No! Help me!

833
00:38:30,655 --> 00:38:32,689
Let me out!

834
00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:33,758
Oh, my God!

835
00:38:33,758 --> 00:38:36,758
No! No! No!

836
00:38:36,758 --> 00:38:39,310
Please! No!

837
00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:43,551
Please help me!

838
00:38:43,551 --> 00:38:45,758
Please help!

839
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:48,655
♪♪

840
00:38:48,655 --> 00:38:50,551
No!

841
00:38:50,551 --> 00:38:52,448
Help!

842
00:38:52,448 --> 00:38:57,724
♪♪

843
00:38:57,724 --> 00:38:59,758
[Screams]

844
00:38:59,758 --> 00:39:06,724
♪♪

845
00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:08,103
[Banging on coffin]

846
00:39:08,103 --> 00:39:10,103
[Coffin unlocking]

847
00:39:10,103 --> 00:39:12,862
Oh, my God!

848
00:39:12,862 --> 00:39:14,413
Annie?

849
00:39:14,413 --> 00:39:16,206
Annie, let me out!
Let me out!

850
00:39:16,206 --> 00:39:17,551
Let me out!

851
00:39:17,620 --> 00:39:20,034
Let me out!

852
00:39:20,034 --> 00:39:21,275
[Screams]

853
00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:24,000
[Guiltine screeching]

854
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,517
[Screaming]

855
00:39:26,517 --> 00:39:33,172
♪♪

856
00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:34,862
[Glass shatters]

857
00:39:34,862 --> 00:39:36,517
-[Screaming]

858
00:39:36,517 --> 00:39:44,896
♪♪

859
00:39:44,896 --> 00:39:48,655
♪♪

860
00:39:48,655 --> 00:39:49,827
Oh, my God!

861
00:39:49,827 --> 00:39:51,655
[Sobbing]

862
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:58,068
[Water pouring]

863
00:40:04,724 --> 00:40:06,517
[Screaming]

864
00:40:06,517 --> 00:40:10,137
♪♪

865
00:40:10,137 --> 00:40:12,103
[Guiltine screeching]

866
00:40:12,103 --> 00:40:20,827
♪♪

867
00:40:20,827 --> 00:40:26,068
♪♪

868
00:40:26,068 --> 00:40:28,689
[Distortion plays]

869
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:30,275
[Static plays]

870
00:40:31,344 --> 00:40:34,000
[VHS tape fast forwarding]

871
00:40:39,068 --> 00:40:41,103
[Fast forwarding stops]

872
00:40:41,103 --> 00:40:43,172
[Birds chirping]

873
00:40:44,482 --> 00:40:46,586
-I'm going to be fucking sick.

874
00:40:47,724 --> 00:40:49,620
-Are you fucking
filming right now?

875
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,931
-We have to get her.

876
00:40:50,931 --> 00:40:52,793
-It's too late.

877
00:40:52,793 --> 00:40:54,000
-Imogen, no.

878
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,551
[Water splashes]

879
00:41:02,551 --> 00:41:04,896
-[Gasps]

880
00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:07,034
It's empty.

881
00:41:07,034 --> 00:41:08,482
-What are you talking about?

882
00:41:11,103 --> 00:41:13,379
-The coffin is empty.

883
00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:15,758
Lily isn't inside.

884
00:41:15,758 --> 00:41:17,482
-That's not possible.

885
00:41:19,241 --> 00:41:20,793
[Water splashes]

886
00:41:35,344 --> 00:41:38,137
-What if Guiltine took her?
-Don't be stupid.

887
00:41:38,137 --> 00:41:40,172
Guiltine's just a story.

888
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,413
We were never here, okay?

889
00:41:47,413 --> 00:41:50,068
We never speak of this again.

890
00:41:50,068 --> 00:41:51,586
Understand?

891
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:56,137
[Static playing]

892
00:42:12,034 --> 00:42:13,793
-[Panting]

893
00:42:24,103 --> 00:42:25,620
[Light clicks]

894
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:36,068
[Gasps]

895
00:42:36,068 --> 00:42:38,068
[Panting]

896
00:42:38,068 --> 00:42:39,724
[Grunting]

897
00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:46,724
-Hello?

898
00:42:46,724 --> 00:42:48,068
Hello?!

899
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,379
-[Panting]

900
00:43:08,068 --> 00:43:09,758
-Hello, Annie.

901
00:43:09,758 --> 00:43:12,586
I made a deal with Guiltine
that if she let me go,

902
00:43:12,586 --> 00:43:16,758
I'd give her as many sisters
as she could possibly want.

903
00:43:16,758 --> 00:43:18,827
Her own sorority...

904
00:43:18,827 --> 00:43:20,000
soul sisters.

905
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,034
-[Screams]
[Guiltine snarling]

906
00:43:22,034 --> 00:43:23,965
[Banging on coffin]

907
00:43:23,965 --> 00:43:25,655
[Screaming]

908
00:43:25,655 --> 00:43:29,000
♪♪

909
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
-Let me out!

910
00:43:31,068 --> 00:43:33,551
Let me out!

911
00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:35,827
Let me out!

912
00:43:35,827 --> 00:43:37,620
Let...me...out!

913
00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:40,758
[Static playing]

914
00:43:40,758 --> 00:43:43,000
[Distorted music plays]

915
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,655
♪♪

916
00:43:45,655 --> 00:43:47,724
[Monster roaring,
weapons clanging]

917
00:43:47,724 --> 00:43:52,758
♪♪

918
00:43:52,758 --> 00:43:54,103
-[Groans]

919
00:43:54,103 --> 00:43:56,172
♪♪

920
00:43:56,172 --> 00:43:57,758
[Roaring, flesh tearing]

921
00:43:57,758 --> 00:43:59,724
♪♪

922
00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:01,551
-[Groans]

923
00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:02,896
[Monster roaring]

924
00:44:02,896 --> 00:44:05,655
♪♪

925
00:44:05,655 --> 00:44:08,551
-Oh, my God!
Anderson, are you alive?

926
00:44:08,551 --> 00:44:11,793
-Tell it to me straight, Sarge.
Am I going to die?

927
00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:13,724
-Uh, no, no.

928
00:44:13,724 --> 00:44:15,896
You're...going to be fine.

929
00:44:15,896 --> 00:44:18,448
-My legs.
I can't feel my legs.

930
00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:20,758
Why can I feel my legs?

931
00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:23,000
-Y-You're in shock.
Everything will be alright.

932
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,551
-It's all getting dark.

933
00:44:24,551 --> 00:44:27,344
So, so dark.

934
00:44:27,344 --> 00:44:29,517
-Ah, dammit, he's dead.

935
00:44:29,517 --> 00:44:31,206
I really thought
he was going to make it.

936
00:44:31,206 --> 00:44:34,172
Alright, no one else get bitten
in half by the rat monster.

937
00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:37,137
♪♪

938
00:44:37,137 --> 00:44:38,586
[Game show music playing]

939
00:44:38,586 --> 00:44:40,689
[Birds chirping]

940
00:44:40,689 --> 00:44:50,241
♪♪

941
00:44:50,241 --> 00:44:51,862
[Chicken clucking]

942
00:44:51,862 --> 00:44:55,137
[Cymbals crashing]

943
00:44:55,137 --> 00:44:56,793
[Bubbles popping]

944
00:44:56,793 --> 00:44:59,482
♪♪

945
00:44:59,482 --> 00:45:01,172
[Splat!]

946
00:45:01,172 --> 00:45:03,000
[Laughter]

947
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,344
[Boing!]

948
00:45:06,344 --> 00:45:07,689
[Whoosh]

949
00:45:07,689 --> 00:45:09,034
♪♪

950
00:45:09,034 --> 00:45:12,310
[Upbeat music playing]

951
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,896
-♪ Oi ♪

952
00:45:14,896 --> 00:45:17,034
♪ Yeah, boy ♪

953
00:45:17,034 --> 00:45:22,206
♪♪

954
00:45:22,206 --> 00:45:23,827
[Cheers and applause]

955
00:45:23,827 --> 00:45:25,689
♪♪

956
00:45:25,689 --> 00:45:29,379
-Welcome, welcome.
Welcome to "Ozzy's Dungeon,"

957
00:45:29,379 --> 00:45:32,551
where boys and girls
battle toe-to-toe

958
00:45:32,551 --> 00:45:35,793
for the opportunity to have
their favorite wish granted.

959
00:45:35,793 --> 00:45:37,137
That's right, folks.

960
00:45:37,137 --> 00:45:40,275
Anything your heart
desires can be yours

961
00:45:40,275 --> 00:45:42,344
if you make it through
the obstacle course

962
00:45:42,344 --> 00:45:45,586
and into Ozzy's Dungeon.

963
00:45:45,586 --> 00:45:49,034
Let's kick things off
with our first challenge!

964
00:45:49,034 --> 00:45:51,827
Are you ready?
Okay.

965
00:45:51,827 --> 00:45:53,758
And...

966
00:45:53,758 --> 00:45:57,586
-Pop those balloons!

967
00:45:57,586 --> 00:45:59,000
[Cheering]

968
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,931
-Oh, there we go.

969
00:46:00,931 --> 00:46:02,724
♪♪

970
00:46:02,724 --> 00:46:05,586
What do you wish for?

971
00:46:05,586 --> 00:46:08,827
-I want to be the most famous
and best basketball player

972
00:46:08,827 --> 00:46:10,655
ever in the world.
[Buzzer, cheering]

973
00:46:10,655 --> 00:46:12,551
You don't want to get
dunked on, fool.

974
00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:14,379
-He's going to be
alright, folks.

975
00:46:14,379 --> 00:46:18,344
That's what makes
Ozzy Dungeon, dungeon-y.

976
00:46:18,344 --> 00:46:22,068
Here we go with our first aid
team always on standby

977
00:46:22,068 --> 00:46:23,655
to take care of the boys

978
00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:27,172
and girls
who might just trip and fall.

979
00:46:27,172 --> 00:46:28,206
They'll be --
[Groans]

980
00:46:28,206 --> 00:46:30,586
They'll be okay eventually.

981
00:46:30,586 --> 00:46:32,620
Oh.

982
00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:37,068
I think my tum-tum is
trying to tell me something.

983
00:46:37,068 --> 00:46:39,655
Anybody else hungry out there?

984
00:46:39,655 --> 00:46:40,896
-Me!
-Me!

985
00:46:40,896 --> 00:46:42,758
[Cheers and applause]

986
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:46,275
-Alrighty then!
[Laughs]

987
00:46:46,275 --> 00:46:48,275
Who hasn't seen that movie?

988
00:46:48,275 --> 00:46:51,034
Now, our first team
to successfully catch

989
00:46:51,034 --> 00:46:52,448
one of these delicious,

990
00:46:52,448 --> 00:46:56,551
beautiful turkey tonkas
in their pie hole

991
00:46:56,551 --> 00:46:58,241
will go on to the next round.

992
00:46:58,241 --> 00:47:00,620
Let's get started.

993
00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:02,965
Ready, and...

994
00:47:02,965 --> 00:47:06,241
-Catch that meat!

995
00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,586
Close, Blue team.

996
00:47:07,586 --> 00:47:10,034
Oh, Yellow team,
we're going to have to open

997
00:47:10,034 --> 00:47:11,896
that pie hole a little more.

998
00:47:11,896 --> 00:47:13,172
Oh, there we go.

999
00:47:13,172 --> 00:47:15,793
Let's go.
Let's get that mouth open.

1000
00:47:15,793 --> 00:47:17,965
[Cheers and applause]

1001
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:23,724
♪♪

1002
00:47:23,724 --> 00:47:28,620
Oh, and we have
ourselves a winner.

1003
00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:30,758
Drop it. Drop it!

1004
00:47:30,758 --> 00:47:34,206
Good girl. Tell us your name
and where you're from.

1005
00:47:34,206 --> 00:47:36,448
-Donna, and I'm
from Detroit, Michigan.

1006
00:47:36,448 --> 00:47:38,896
-Oh, Donna from the Big D.

1007
00:47:38,896 --> 00:47:41,586
Well, you traveled quite some
way to get here, didn't you?

1008
00:47:41,586 --> 00:47:45,379
-Mm-hmm.
We drove all the way down.

1009
00:47:45,379 --> 00:47:47,448
-You drove?
-Mm-hmm.

1010
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:48,655
-In a car?

1011
00:47:48,655 --> 00:47:51,137
What? You're couldn't
to afford to fly?

1012
00:47:51,137 --> 00:47:52,827
[Laughter]

1013
00:47:52,827 --> 00:47:54,344
[Audience groans]

1014
00:47:54,344 --> 00:47:56,034
-We're actually doing --
-Alright.

1015
00:47:56,034 --> 00:47:59,758
So, now you know how hard the
next challenge is, don't you?

1016
00:47:59,758 --> 00:48:02,310
Hmm?
Now, not many people make it.

1017
00:48:02,310 --> 00:48:06,413
In fact, nobody has, Donna.

1018
00:48:06,413 --> 00:48:07,482
But I got a feeling.

1019
00:48:07,482 --> 00:48:09,517
Oh, yeah, I got a feeling.

1020
00:48:09,517 --> 00:48:11,620
And that feeling
starts down in my feet.

1021
00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:15,724
And it goes higher and higher,
and it rises higher and higher.

1022
00:48:15,724 --> 00:48:17,310
Does anybody else have that?
[Thunder crashes]

1023
00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:19,965
-[Screaming]
-Oh, yes.

1024
00:48:19,965 --> 00:48:21,931
Oh, can you feel it Donna?

1025
00:48:21,931 --> 00:48:23,172
Now tell me.

1026
00:48:23,172 --> 00:48:25,413
What makes you think
you are better

1027
00:48:25,413 --> 00:48:28,931
than all the boys
and girls that came before you?

1028
00:48:28,931 --> 00:48:34,551
-Well, my family says
that I can do anything

1029
00:48:34,551 --> 00:48:36,310
I put my mind to.

1030
00:48:36,310 --> 00:48:38,068
I know I can.

1031
00:48:38,068 --> 00:48:39,758
[Audience awws]

1032
00:48:39,758 --> 00:48:41,172
-Right. [Laughs] Sure.

1033
00:48:41,172 --> 00:48:42,620
We'll see about that.

1034
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:43,758
I like this one.

1035
00:48:43,758 --> 00:48:45,137
Okay, well, Donna,

1036
00:48:45,137 --> 00:48:48,551
let's just say that fate
does smile upon you

1037
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:54,896
and by some absurd miracle
you make it all the way...

1038
00:48:54,896 --> 00:48:55,965
[Ting!]

1039
00:48:55,965 --> 00:48:58,172
What are you going to wish for?

1040
00:48:58,172 --> 00:48:59,551
-I'm going to wish for...

1041
00:48:59,551 --> 00:49:02,758
♪♪

1042
00:49:02,758 --> 00:49:05,862
-Any hidden talents out there
I should know about?

1043
00:49:05,862 --> 00:49:07,137
♪♪

1044
00:49:07,137 --> 00:49:08,724
[Whiffle!]

1045
00:49:08,724 --> 00:49:10,655
♪♪

1046
00:49:10,655 --> 00:49:12,655
[Audience oohs]

1047
00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:14,413
[Cheering]

1048
00:49:14,413 --> 00:49:16,655
♪♪

1049
00:49:16,655 --> 00:49:19,586
And welcome back
to "Ozzy's Dungeon."

1050
00:49:19,586 --> 00:49:21,793
I'm here with the two
remaining contestants.

1051
00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:25,379
We have Donna from the big D,
Detroit, Michigan,

1052
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,068
and Timmy
from the City of Angels,

1053
00:49:28,068 --> 00:49:30,172
Los Angeles, California.

1054
00:49:30,172 --> 00:49:34,068
Okay, so who's ready
for the final challenge?

1055
00:49:34,068 --> 00:49:35,758
[Cheers and applause]

1056
00:49:35,758 --> 00:49:38,379
♪♪

1057
00:49:38,379 --> 00:49:40,275
Okay, kids,
we are going to start

1058
00:49:40,275 --> 00:49:45,034
by making our way
through Ozzy's orifices

1059
00:49:45,034 --> 00:49:47,482
and make our way back to find

1060
00:49:47,482 --> 00:49:50,620
a hidden flag
in the cracked rock.

1061
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:54,862
Then up the ladder we go
and through the mouth hole

1062
00:49:54,862 --> 00:50:01,379
and down the throat ended in
this yucky, mucky mix stomach.

1063
00:50:01,379 --> 00:50:03,758
[Laughs] And then through
the green jello,

1064
00:50:03,758 --> 00:50:05,275
we're going to search
and we're going to find

1065
00:50:05,275 --> 00:50:06,827
ourselves a red flag.

1066
00:50:06,827 --> 00:50:08,034
And with that red flag,

1067
00:50:08,034 --> 00:50:10,034
we're going to crawl
on our hands

1068
00:50:10,034 --> 00:50:12,620
and knees through
the large intestine

1069
00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:17,206
and then out through
the poop chute escape route.

1070
00:50:17,206 --> 00:50:18,758
Eww! [Spits]

1071
00:50:18,758 --> 00:50:20,517
Now, if you beat the clock,

1072
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:24,448
and you get me that red flag
before the time runs out,

1073
00:50:24,448 --> 00:50:26,551
you will be the first contestant

1074
00:50:26,551 --> 00:50:29,448
to ever to make it
to the dungeon,

1075
00:50:29,448 --> 00:50:33,827
meet Ozzy and have that
favorite wish...

1076
00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:35,379
[echoing] granted.

1077
00:50:35,379 --> 00:50:37,862
-Yay!
[Cheers and applause]

1078
00:50:37,862 --> 00:50:43,310
-Okay, now before anything,
let us have one minute

1079
00:50:43,310 --> 00:50:45,068
on the clock, please.

1080
00:50:45,068 --> 00:50:49,172
Wait, kids, wait.
Wait for my go.

1081
00:50:49,172 --> 00:50:51,586
On your marks...
[Cheering]

1082
00:50:51,586 --> 00:50:54,068
...get set...

1083
00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:56,620
Go!
Through the orifices.

1084
00:50:56,620 --> 00:50:59,310
And they're off
through the -- Oh!

1085
00:50:59,310 --> 00:51:01,517
Timmy, what a horrible
start to the game.

1086
00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,482
Let's go.
That's a terrible start.

1087
00:51:03,482 --> 00:51:06,517
Now go catch or get that flag.
Let's get going.

1088
00:51:06,517 --> 00:51:09,344
Oh, Donna's already
gotten that red flag

1089
00:51:09,344 --> 00:51:11,068
and has made
her way up the ladder.

1090
00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,620
-Let's go, baby!

1091
00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:15,620
-And here she comes
down the throat.

1092
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:18,103
Alright, let's dig around
for that red flag.

1093
00:51:18,103 --> 00:51:20,034
Oh, Timmy's closing the gap.

1094
00:51:20,034 --> 00:51:22,689
Oh, adventurous.
Very good, Timmy.

1095
00:51:22,689 --> 00:51:24,379
You actually made it.
[Laughter]

1096
00:51:24,379 --> 00:51:27,379
Alright folks, we don't want
to get the suit messy.

1097
00:51:27,379 --> 00:51:29,862
Did we find --
Oh, God, you got the flag.

1098
00:51:29,862 --> 00:51:31,448
Into the intestine you go.

1099
00:51:31,448 --> 00:51:34,620
Timmy is not very good at all.

1100
00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:37,206
One of these --
There he goes.

1101
00:51:37,206 --> 00:51:40,413
Oh, Timmy almost stood
up there for a second.

1102
00:51:40,413 --> 00:51:42,586
Okay, let's see
who's going to make it

1103
00:51:42,586 --> 00:51:46,655
outside of this nice big,
long pink hole first.

1104
00:51:46,655 --> 00:51:48,896
Who is going to make it
out of the long

1105
00:51:48,896 --> 00:51:51,068
and winding intestine first?

1106
00:51:51,068 --> 00:51:53,000
Oh, there she is.
[Cheers and applause]

1107
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,517
It's Donna coming out --

1108
00:51:54,517 --> 00:51:57,551
Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.

1109
00:51:57,551 --> 00:51:59,068
-[Cries]

1110
00:51:59,068 --> 00:52:01,310
-No! No, Donna!

1111
00:52:01,310 --> 00:52:03,103
Donna! No, let me go!

1112
00:52:03,103 --> 00:52:04,896
I'mma get Timmy!
You can't do this!

1113
00:52:04,896 --> 00:52:06,758
-Oh, Jesus.

1114
00:52:06,758 --> 00:52:08,758
We might need a band-aid.

1115
00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:10,586
♪♪

1116
00:52:10,586 --> 00:52:13,310
Oh, for [bleep] sakes.
Don't get that on my shoes.

1117
00:52:13,310 --> 00:52:15,172
Don't get that [bleep].
There you go.

1118
00:52:15,172 --> 00:52:17,689
You're out, keep going.
Let's go, Donna.

1119
00:52:17,689 --> 00:52:18,965
[Audience groans]

1120
00:52:18,965 --> 00:52:20,655
[Indistinct screaming]

1121
00:52:20,655 --> 00:52:24,551
♪♪

1122
00:52:24,551 --> 00:52:25,931
[Buzzer]

1123
00:52:25,931 --> 00:52:28,758
♪♪

1124
00:52:28,758 --> 00:52:30,206
-Stop the game, please.

1125
00:52:30,206 --> 00:52:31,620
Please stop the game!

1126
00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:33,000
-Wait, you mother[bleep]!
-Please stop the game!

1127
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,241
[Buzzer]

1128
00:52:34,241 --> 00:52:36,310
[Indistinct shouting]

1129
00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:37,862
[Tapes pauses]

1130
00:52:37,862 --> 00:52:39,172
[Tape rewinding]

1131
00:52:39,172 --> 00:52:45,241
♪♪

1132
00:52:45,241 --> 00:52:46,482
-...onna coming up.

1133
00:52:46,482 --> 00:52:49,206
Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.

1134
00:52:49,206 --> 00:52:51,103
-[Sobbing]
[Sad trombone]

1135
00:52:51,103 --> 00:52:52,137
[Tape rewinding]

1136
00:52:52,137 --> 00:52:53,275
-Donna coming up.

1137
00:52:53,275 --> 00:52:55,896
Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.

1138
00:52:55,896 --> 00:52:58,103
-[Sobbing]
[Tape rewinding]

1139
00:52:58,103 --> 00:52:59,344
-Donna coming up.

1140
00:52:59,344 --> 00:53:02,034
Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo.

1141
00:53:02,034 --> 00:53:03,931
[ Sobbing]

1142
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,827
-No, Donna!

1143
00:53:05,827 --> 00:53:07,068
Donna!

1144
00:53:07,068 --> 00:53:08,586
-[Snoring]

1145
00:53:08,586 --> 00:53:11,000
[Static, indistinct shouting
playing on television]

1146
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:14,379
♪♪

1147
00:53:14,379 --> 00:53:17,827
[Television cuts off]

1148
00:53:17,827 --> 00:53:19,068
[Door bangs open]

1149
00:53:19,068 --> 00:53:21,172
-[Groaning]

1150
00:53:21,172 --> 00:53:23,655
-Take that shit off.

1151
00:53:23,655 --> 00:53:25,379
-Yes, mom.

1152
00:53:31,379 --> 00:53:32,689
-Do you know where you're at?

1153
00:53:32,689 --> 00:53:34,379
-Huh? [Coughing]

1154
00:53:34,379 --> 00:53:35,551
-Hmm?

1155
00:53:37,206 --> 00:53:39,586
Does none of this look
familiar to you?

1156
00:53:39,586 --> 00:53:40,931
-[Coughing]

1157
00:53:40,931 --> 00:53:42,310
-This is my set.

1158
00:53:42,310 --> 00:53:44,379
-[Chuckles] It's a damn
good replica, huh?

1159
00:53:44,379 --> 00:53:47,241
[Laughs]

1160
00:53:47,241 --> 00:53:50,137
Oh, come on.

1161
00:53:50,137 --> 00:53:52,172
You're going to hurt
Marcus' feelings.

1162
00:53:52,172 --> 00:53:54,586
He worked real hard on this.
-Marcus?

1163
00:53:54,586 --> 00:53:56,620
-Didn't you, baby?
-I don't know a Marcus.

1164
00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:59,655
-Yeah.

1165
00:53:59,655 --> 00:54:01,551
-Okay, how about Donna,
my daughter?

1166
00:54:01,551 --> 00:54:03,448
-Who?
-From Detroit?

1167
00:54:03,448 --> 00:54:05,517
-I don't know a Donna
from Detroit.

1168
00:54:05,517 --> 00:54:06,758
[Cage rattles]

1169
00:54:06,758 --> 00:54:09,827
[Music playing on radio]

1170
00:54:09,827 --> 00:54:11,206
We got a lot of kids on the set.

1171
00:54:11,206 --> 00:54:12,586
[Music stops]

1172
00:54:12,586 --> 00:54:13,862
-How many were made
to [indistinct]?

1173
00:54:13,862 --> 00:54:15,206
-Ah!

1174
00:54:15,206 --> 00:54:19,413
-You signed waiver.
You signed a waiver.

1175
00:54:19,413 --> 00:54:21,758
-[Laughs]

1176
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,034
[Distortion]

1177
00:54:23,034 --> 00:54:25,965
Everyone -- everyone
signs a waiver.

1178
00:54:25,965 --> 00:54:28,482
-[Laughs]

1179
00:54:28,482 --> 00:54:31,000
-Baby?
-[Coughing]

1180
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,379
-Baby?
Come on, honey.

1181
00:54:33,379 --> 00:54:36,689
[Coughing continues]

1182
00:54:36,689 --> 00:54:41,172
-Who gives a fuck about
a goddamn waiver, nigga?

1183
00:54:41,172 --> 00:54:43,034
-Honey, honey,
your blood pressure.

1184
00:54:43,034 --> 00:54:44,793
-Mama?
-I just --

1185
00:54:44,793 --> 00:54:47,793
I think I just need
to this shirt off.

1186
00:54:47,793 --> 00:54:48,965
You fuck.

1187
00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:51,000
[Wheezes, coughing]

1188
00:54:53,517 --> 00:54:56,275
Just...

1189
00:54:56,275 --> 00:54:57,931
[Blows nose]

1190
00:54:57,931 --> 00:55:00,103
Oh, my God.

1191
00:55:00,103 --> 00:55:03,862
[Sighs]
-What are you doing?

1192
00:55:03,862 --> 00:55:05,275
-That's better.

1193
00:55:05,275 --> 00:55:07,862
You know what
it looked like to me?

1194
00:55:07,862 --> 00:55:11,448
Is that you motherfuckers
created an impossible ass

1195
00:55:11,448 --> 00:55:15,241
obstacle course
that mangled up a little star.

1196
00:55:15,241 --> 00:55:17,034
She was going to be the one.

1197
00:55:17,034 --> 00:55:19,689
She's going to be
the one to get out.

1198
00:55:19,689 --> 00:55:21,448
It's okay.

1199
00:55:21,448 --> 00:55:23,103
But look at that leg!

1200
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,344
Show him that mangled shit!

1201
00:55:29,793 --> 00:55:32,310
See? See?
-Ah!

1202
00:55:32,310 --> 00:55:35,689
Why's it look...?
[Coughing]

1203
00:55:35,689 --> 00:55:38,379
-Don't nobody want to see that
on the big screen.

1204
00:55:41,068 --> 00:55:43,586
What does it look like?

1205
00:55:43,586 --> 00:55:45,965
-I don't know. It look --
-What it look like? Say it!

1206
00:55:45,965 --> 00:55:49,896
-I don't know, it looks --
-It looks like dog meat!

1207
00:55:49,896 --> 00:55:52,068
-It looks like dog meat, okay?

1208
00:55:52,068 --> 00:55:53,344
[Mumbling]

1209
00:55:53,344 --> 00:55:56,689
-Fuck you, asshole.
[Spits]

1210
00:55:56,689 --> 00:55:59,206
-Don't do that, baby.

1211
00:55:59,206 --> 00:56:01,000
-I'm sorry.

1212
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,413
We almost had a winner
before everything was canceled.

1213
00:56:04,413 --> 00:56:07,896
Okay, I mean,
the show isn't rigged.

1214
00:56:07,896 --> 00:56:12,172
--You showbiz, LA motherfuckers
make my goddamn pussy drier

1215
00:56:12,172 --> 00:56:13,448
than the Sahary Desert.

1216
00:56:13,448 --> 00:56:16,172
-Sahara, honey.
-Shut the fuck up.

1217
00:56:16,172 --> 00:56:20,931
-Oh, fuck.

1218
00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:23,517
-Let's just --

1219
00:56:23,517 --> 00:56:25,655
just say it's not rigged.
-No.

1220
00:56:25,655 --> 00:56:27,379
-Would you can't prove
that theory?

1221
00:56:27,379 --> 00:56:28,758
-What?
-Huh?!

1222
00:56:28,758 --> 00:56:31,034
-What? What are
you fucking talking about?

1223
00:56:31,034 --> 00:56:34,241
-Fred, get me the jug.

1224
00:56:34,241 --> 00:56:36,482
-W-Which one?

1225
00:56:36,482 --> 00:56:39,724
-The one that's not water.

1226
00:56:39,724 --> 00:56:41,965
-You can't do this, honey.

1227
00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:43,310
-I won't say it again.

1228
00:56:43,310 --> 00:56:45,896
-The fuck is in that?
Huh?

1229
00:56:45,896 --> 00:56:47,103
-[Laughs]

1230
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:48,931
-What the fuck is in that?

1231
00:56:48,931 --> 00:56:50,965
-Didn't I tell you
I'd get your dream cast

1232
00:56:50,965 --> 00:56:52,448
if you did
what I told you to do?

1233
00:56:52,448 --> 00:56:53,551
-Yeah.
-The fuck?

1234
00:56:53,551 --> 00:56:55,275
My people know I'm here.
-[Laughs]

1235
00:56:55,275 --> 00:56:57,344
-They're going to come for me,
you know, right?

1236
00:56:57,344 --> 00:56:59,379
They'll come for me.
The fuck is that?

1237
00:56:59,379 --> 00:57:01,103
Ah! Fuck!
[Liquid sizzling]

1238
00:57:01,103 --> 00:57:03,586
-Honey!
-Keep that shit away from me.

1239
00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:06,379
-Get him up.

1240
00:57:06,379 --> 00:57:07,862
[Static]

1241
00:57:07,862 --> 00:57:11,620
-Look if we gave every kid
their wish, we'd be fucked.

1242
00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:13,586
You know we're on a budget.
[Game music playing]

1243
00:57:13,586 --> 00:57:15,206
Ah!
-[Laughs]

1244
00:57:15,206 --> 00:57:17,862
Oh, what's the matter?
Huh?

1245
00:57:17,862 --> 00:57:20,965
Are you worried about that
pretty face of yours bubbling up

1246
00:57:20,965 --> 00:57:22,275
and melting off on my floor?

1247
00:57:22,275 --> 00:57:25,068
-Just...
-Huh?

1248
00:57:25,068 --> 00:57:26,586
Smell that!

1249
00:57:26,586 --> 00:57:29,724
Ooh. [Chuckles]

1250
00:57:29,724 --> 00:57:34,000
Welcome, welcome, welcome.

1251
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
-The fuck you doing?

1252
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,206
-This is the first challenge.

1253
00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:42,275
-No, No.
No, I need helmet!

1254
00:57:42,275 --> 00:57:44,793
-Three, two, one!
No, untie me!

1255
00:57:44,793 --> 00:57:47,896
Until me!
-Charge!

1256
00:57:47,896 --> 00:57:50,137
-[Screams]

1257
00:57:50,137 --> 00:57:53,275
Oh! Oh, fuck!

1258
00:57:53,275 --> 00:57:55,827
[Screaming]

1259
00:57:55,827 --> 00:57:57,000
[Groans]

1260
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,379
[Screaming]

1261
00:57:59,379 --> 00:58:00,862
[Static]

1262
00:58:00,862 --> 00:58:03,344
-Are you ready
for our next challenge?

1263
00:58:03,344 --> 00:58:05,137
Huh?
-[Sobbing]

1264
00:58:05,137 --> 00:58:07,310
-Are you hungry?

1265
00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:10,137
'Cause it's lunchtime!
[Laughs]

1266
00:58:10,137 --> 00:58:12,275
[Button clicks,
upbeat music playing]

1267
00:58:12,275 --> 00:58:13,896
Alright.
-What the fuck?

1268
00:58:13,896 --> 00:58:18,034
-Three, two, one!

1269
00:58:18,034 --> 00:58:21,896
Catch that meat!

1270
00:58:21,896 --> 00:58:23,241
-No! No! No!

1271
00:58:23,241 --> 00:58:25,655
-Ooh!
-No!

1272
00:58:25,655 --> 00:58:27,724
-Come on, girl.

1273
00:58:27,724 --> 00:58:29,068
There you go.
-No!

1274
00:58:29,068 --> 00:58:32,310
-Catch it!
Come on, puppy, catch it!

1275
00:58:32,310 --> 00:58:35,172
-I can't really catch it.
-[ Laughs ]

1276
00:58:35,172 --> 00:58:37,517
-Catch it.
-I'm trying!

1277
00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:40,206
-Catch it!
-I'm trying!

1278
00:58:40,206 --> 00:58:43,172
-Come on, girl.
Let me show you how you do this.

1279
00:58:43,172 --> 00:58:44,586
-[Sobbing] I can't catch it.

1280
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:47,827
-You got to go
right up here and then...

1281
00:58:47,827 --> 00:58:49,620
[Laughs]

1282
00:58:49,620 --> 00:58:52,379
Just get it all up
in his pie hole.

1283
00:58:52,379 --> 00:58:54,896
Ah, that's right, puppy.

1284
00:58:54,896 --> 00:58:56,137
Taste good?

1285
00:58:56,137 --> 00:58:58,172
-[Vomiting]
-Oh, shit.

1286
00:58:58,172 --> 00:58:59,758
♪♪

1287
00:58:59,758 --> 00:59:00,793
-[Coughs]
-Ah.

1288
00:59:00,793 --> 00:59:02,344
[Spits]

1289
00:59:09,931 --> 00:59:11,172
[Switch clicks]

1290
00:59:11,172 --> 00:59:13,310
[Upbeat music playing]

1291
00:59:13,310 --> 00:59:15,206
Brandon, get that damn camera
off the floor.

1292
00:59:15,206 --> 00:59:21,827
♪♪

1293
00:59:21,827 --> 00:59:24,724
Okay, Mr. game shows host.

1294
00:59:24,724 --> 00:59:29,482
Now when I say, you're going
to jump through these orifices.

1295
00:59:29,482 --> 00:59:32,586
Go up to the ladder,
climbing through the mouth,

1296
00:59:32,586 --> 00:59:37,034
down the slide through
the stomach into this pool here.

1297
00:59:37,034 --> 00:59:38,551
Mm-mm-mmm.

1298
00:59:38,551 --> 00:59:41,034
-Oh, my God.

1299
00:59:41,034 --> 00:59:45,206
Then you're going
to find a flag.

1300
00:59:45,206 --> 00:59:47,379
When you find that flag,

1301
00:59:47,379 --> 00:59:49,931
you're going to come out
this way,

1302
00:59:49,931 --> 00:59:53,000
go through the guts,
make your way through

1303
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:58,206
all their slip and slide
until you get to the exit.

1304
01:00:00,034 --> 01:00:01,965
You got 60 seconds.

1305
01:00:01,965 --> 01:00:09,655
♪♪

1306
01:00:09,655 --> 01:00:12,034
-[Coughs]

1307
01:00:12,034 --> 01:00:15,137
-What's all the brown stuff?

1308
01:00:15,137 --> 01:00:16,482
-[Chuckles]

1309
01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:18,586
Well, it sure ain't bean dip.
[Laughs]

1310
01:00:18,586 --> 01:00:20,103
-[Coughs]

1311
01:00:21,655 --> 01:00:23,586
-What if I don't finish?

1312
01:00:25,379 --> 01:00:26,862
Don't!

1313
01:00:26,862 --> 01:00:28,551
[Button clicks, music stops]

1314
01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:33,344
-Get set.
-Okay.

1315
01:00:33,344 --> 01:00:35,655
-Get ready, go!

1316
01:00:35,655 --> 01:00:38,310
[Upbeat music playing]

1317
01:00:38,310 --> 01:00:41,586
-[Groans]
-Come on puppy, come on.

1318
01:00:41,586 --> 01:00:42,827
-[Groaning]

1319
01:00:42,827 --> 01:00:46,379
-Make that run, make that run,
make that run!

1320
01:00:46,379 --> 01:00:48,172
-[Groans]

1321
01:00:48,172 --> 01:00:50,379
-There you go.

1322
01:00:50,379 --> 01:00:52,551
[Laughs]

1323
01:00:52,551 --> 01:00:53,724
Yeah!

1324
01:00:53,724 --> 01:00:56,896
-I can't. I can't.

1325
01:00:56,896 --> 01:00:58,551
You still got more to do!

1326
01:00:58,551 --> 01:01:00,000
-[Sobbing]

1327
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,965
♪♪

1328
01:01:02,965 --> 01:01:04,655
-Down the pooper shooter.

1329
01:01:04,655 --> 01:01:08,172
-I don't think
I can get through it.

1330
01:01:08,172 --> 01:01:10,103
-Push on through.

1331
01:01:10,103 --> 01:01:11,586
[Laughs]

1332
01:01:11,586 --> 01:01:14,068
-[Whimpering]

1333
01:01:14,068 --> 01:01:16,896
[Gagging]

1334
01:01:16,896 --> 01:01:18,827
-Oh, oh, oh.

1335
01:01:18,827 --> 01:01:20,931
Time is running down.

1336
01:01:20,931 --> 01:01:23,413
Will he make it?
-[Grunting]

1337
01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:24,758
-[Laughs]

1338
01:01:24,758 --> 01:01:28,827
♪♪

1339
01:01:28,827 --> 01:01:30,103
Through shit city.

1340
01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:31,965
Come on down.
[Beeping]

1341
01:01:31,965 --> 01:01:34,034
-I'm coming. I'm coming.

1342
01:01:34,034 --> 01:01:36,931
I can do it.
I can do it.

1343
01:01:36,931 --> 01:01:38,724
[Panting, mumbling]

1344
01:01:38,724 --> 01:01:40,517
[Beeping]

1345
01:01:40,517 --> 01:01:43,965
[Panting]

1346
01:01:43,965 --> 01:01:48,034
I did it!
I did it! I did it!

1347
01:01:48,034 --> 01:01:50,310
I won your stupid game.

1348
01:01:50,310 --> 01:01:52,103
-Just couldn't do it,
could you, son?

1349
01:01:52,103 --> 01:01:55,344
-I beat the fucking clock.

1350
01:01:55,344 --> 01:01:57,172
I beat the fucking clock.

1351
01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:59,068
-You're a few seconds too late.

1352
01:02:00,827 --> 01:02:03,034
-[Whimpering]

1353
01:02:03,034 --> 01:02:05,724
-[Laughs] So sorry.

1354
01:02:05,724 --> 01:02:07,068
-[Sobbing]

1355
01:02:07,068 --> 01:02:09,620
-Brandon, get him up.

1356
01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:10,620
-No!

1357
01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:11,862
[Static]

1358
01:02:11,862 --> 01:02:14,586
[Breathing heavily]

1359
01:02:14,586 --> 01:02:16,206
-No winners.

1360
01:02:16,206 --> 01:02:20,103
No wishes.

1361
01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:21,448
Just pain.

1362
01:02:21,448 --> 01:02:23,758
-[Muffled] What's this?
What is this?

1363
01:02:23,758 --> 01:02:25,689
What is that thing?
What is this?

1364
01:02:25,689 --> 01:02:27,172
What is this?

1365
01:02:27,172 --> 01:02:30,000
[Muffled talking]

1366
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,103
[Gasps] Wishes.

1367
01:02:32,103 --> 01:02:35,586
This is all about wishes, right?
Right?

1368
01:02:35,586 --> 01:02:39,448
I can help get her wish granted.
I can help you.

1369
01:02:39,448 --> 01:02:41,793
-Are you fucking with me
right now?

1370
01:02:41,793 --> 01:02:43,068
-No, no.

1371
01:02:43,068 --> 01:02:45,758
-I thought Ozzy was off world,
canceled.

1372
01:02:45,758 --> 01:02:49,758
-I know where it is.

1373
01:02:49,758 --> 01:02:51,517
I know where it is.

1374
01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:56,068
-Baby, does that thing
do super close ups?

1375
01:02:56,068 --> 01:02:58,448
Because I'm going to show you
all how to make a goddamned --

1376
01:02:58,448 --> 01:03:01,206
-No! No!
I'll take you to it!

1377
01:03:01,206 --> 01:03:04,068
I'll take you to it!

1378
01:03:04,068 --> 01:03:05,689
[Gasps]

1379
01:03:05,689 --> 01:03:07,379
I'll take you to it.

1380
01:03:09,310 --> 01:03:11,068
[Jazz music playing on radio]

1381
01:03:11,068 --> 01:03:19,103
♪♪

1382
01:03:19,103 --> 01:03:23,965
♪♪

1383
01:03:23,965 --> 01:03:25,172
-What the hell?

1384
01:03:25,172 --> 01:03:28,103
♪♪

1385
01:03:28,103 --> 01:03:34,172
-Security's gotten
a little...beefy.

1386
01:03:34,172 --> 01:03:37,068
-Alright, that's okay.
That's alright.

1387
01:03:37,068 --> 01:03:39,758
-We can't go in
this way anymore.

1388
01:03:39,758 --> 01:03:41,482
We got to go to the back.

1389
01:03:41,482 --> 01:03:43,586
-[Whispering] What the fuck you
mean he can't go in this way?

1390
01:03:43,586 --> 01:03:45,241
Goddamn it.

1391
01:03:45,689 --> 01:03:47,448
Lights bang, hums]

1392
01:03:51,896 --> 01:03:55,172
-You remember this, Donna?

1393
01:03:55,172 --> 01:03:56,689
-Don't talk to him, baby.

1394
01:03:56,689 --> 01:03:58,379
-It's okay. It's alright.

1395
01:03:58,379 --> 01:03:59,896
You leave my girl alone.

1396
01:03:59,896 --> 01:04:01,482
You did done enough.

1397
01:04:04,896 --> 01:04:06,448
-[Chuckles]

1398
01:04:16,137 --> 01:04:17,689
-It's okay.

1399
01:04:21,034 --> 01:04:22,862
Do you trust this guy, baby?

1400
01:04:22,862 --> 01:04:24,965
-Hell no,

1401
01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:26,137
but this is where
we have to be.

1402
01:04:26,137 --> 01:04:28,068
[Banging]

1403
01:04:28,068 --> 01:04:29,689
-[Grunts]

1404
01:04:29,689 --> 01:04:32,172
♪♪

1405
01:04:32,172 --> 01:04:33,827
[Door bangs, creaks open]

1406
01:04:33,827 --> 01:04:35,172
-Oh, shit.

1407
01:04:35,172 --> 01:04:44,482
♪♪

1408
01:04:44,482 --> 01:04:45,586
Oh, shit.

1409
01:04:45,586 --> 01:04:50,103
♪♪

1410
01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:52,034
[Groans]

1411
01:04:52,034 --> 01:04:54,275
-Go ahead, honey.
-Okay.

1412
01:04:54,275 --> 01:04:56,896
-Go on, I'll follow you.

1413
01:04:56,896 --> 01:04:59,482
-Alright, Donna baby.

1414
01:04:59,482 --> 01:05:03,206
Mama said she's gonna
get your wish.

1415
01:05:03,206 --> 01:05:04,655
I'mma get your wish.

1416
01:05:04,655 --> 01:05:07,793
♪♪

1417
01:05:16,965 --> 01:05:19,448
-This is an actual cave.

1418
01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:22,724
-What the fuck do you mean
an actual cave?

1419
01:05:22,724 --> 01:05:25,034
-I never been
past the door before.

1420
01:05:25,034 --> 01:05:27,448
-Oh, Goddammit.

1421
01:05:27,448 --> 01:05:29,172
We're gonna be alright.

1422
01:05:29,172 --> 01:05:32,724
I guarantee I'm meaner than
anything we'll find down here.

1423
01:05:32,724 --> 01:05:38,758
We want that new car
and $10 -- $15 million. Okay?

1424
01:05:38,758 --> 01:05:40,931
-Don't' promise her
all that stuff.

1425
01:05:40,931 --> 01:05:43,758
-Shut the fuck up, Vinn.

1426
01:05:43,758 --> 01:05:46,068
-Yeah, mama, I'm scared.

1427
01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:48,965
[Static plays]

1428
01:05:48,965 --> 01:05:51,482
It's so dark in here.

1429
01:05:51,482 --> 01:05:54,275
-Do you hear that music, baby?

1430
01:05:54,275 --> 01:05:55,482
-Mnh-mnh.
-No?

1431
01:05:55,482 --> 01:05:57,172
[Bang]

1432
01:05:57,172 --> 01:05:59,000
Wha-- What the?

1433
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,758
What's that?
-[Panting]

1434
01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:02,862
-Baby?

1435
01:06:02,862 --> 01:06:08,137
♪♪

1436
01:06:08,137 --> 01:06:09,172
-Wait.

1437
01:06:09,172 --> 01:06:12,620
♪♪

1438
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:13,896
Wait.

1439
01:06:13,896 --> 01:06:15,137
[Water dripping]

1440
01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:17,827
♪♪

1441
01:06:17,827 --> 01:06:20,068
-What?

1442
01:06:20,068 --> 01:06:21,586
-[Whispering]

1443
01:06:21,586 --> 01:06:24,517
♪♪

1444
01:06:24,517 --> 01:06:25,827
Here.

1445
01:06:25,827 --> 01:06:27,206
It's fine.

1446
01:06:27,206 --> 01:06:28,241
-What are you doing?

1447
01:06:28,241 --> 01:06:29,655
-It's fine.

1448
01:06:29,655 --> 01:06:31,689
♪♪

1449
01:06:31,689 --> 01:06:33,517
It knows my aura.

1450
01:06:33,517 --> 01:06:42,793
♪♪

1451
01:06:42,793 --> 01:06:44,724
♪♪

1452
01:06:44,724 --> 01:06:46,137
[Groans]

1453
01:06:46,137 --> 01:06:52,724
♪♪

1454
01:06:52,724 --> 01:06:54,137
[Groaning]

1455
01:06:54,137 --> 01:07:02,862
♪♪

1456
01:07:02,862 --> 01:07:11,103
♪♪

1457
01:07:11,103 --> 01:07:20,827
♪♪

1458
01:07:20,827 --> 01:07:22,482
Make it a good wish, kid.

1459
01:07:22,482 --> 01:07:28,103
♪♪

1460
01:07:28,103 --> 01:07:29,965
[Grunts, groaning]

1461
01:07:29,965 --> 01:07:39,103
♪♪

1462
01:07:39,103 --> 01:07:44,758
♪♪

1463
01:07:44,758 --> 01:07:46,655
-[Indistinct whispering]

1464
01:07:46,655 --> 01:07:54,000
♪♪

1465
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,586
-[Groaning]

1466
01:07:55,586 --> 01:08:00,344
♪♪

1467
01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:02,310
[Grunts]
[Thunder crashes]

1468
01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:05,517
-Mom, Dad?
What the fuck is that?

1469
01:08:05,517 --> 01:08:06,965
Mom, Dad, what --

1470
01:08:06,965 --> 01:08:08,206
-[Screams]

1471
01:08:08,206 --> 01:08:13,241
♪♪

1472
01:08:13,241 --> 01:08:14,724
-[Roaring]

1473
01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:15,965
[All screaming]

1474
01:08:15,965 --> 01:08:18,172
-What the fuck?
-No!

1475
01:08:18,172 --> 01:08:21,931
-Jesus!
-Mom!

1476
01:08:21,931 --> 01:08:23,310
Dad!

1477
01:08:23,310 --> 01:08:24,551
What the fuck?!

1478
01:08:24,551 --> 01:08:26,310
What the --
What the hell she --

1479
01:08:26,310 --> 01:08:28,310
-[Screeching]

1480
01:08:28,310 --> 01:08:30,551
-Get down, get down.

1481
01:08:30,551 --> 01:08:32,758
What the...?

1482
01:08:32,758 --> 01:08:34,137
I don't understand.

1483
01:08:34,137 --> 01:08:36,517
What the fuck is going on?

1484
01:08:36,517 --> 01:08:38,965
-[Screeches]

1485
01:08:38,965 --> 01:08:40,275
-Oh!

1486
01:08:40,275 --> 01:08:43,586
[Screeching]

1487
01:08:43,586 --> 01:08:46,137
-What did you do, bitch?!
What did you do?!

1488
01:08:46,137 --> 01:08:51,517
♪♪

1489
01:08:51,517 --> 01:08:52,965
-[Screaming]

1490
01:08:52,965 --> 01:09:01,172
♪♪

1491
01:09:01,172 --> 01:09:04,724
♪♪

1492
01:09:04,724 --> 01:09:06,068
-[Screaming]

1493
01:09:06,068 --> 01:09:07,689
♪♪

1494
01:09:07,689 --> 01:09:09,827
[Indistinct shouting]

1495
01:09:09,827 --> 01:09:12,413
[Static playing]

1496
01:09:20,172 --> 01:09:21,793
-[Moaning]

1497
01:09:21,793 --> 01:09:23,793
[Smooching, moaning]

1498
01:09:26,103 --> 01:09:28,896
-What the fuck are you doing,
loser?

1499
01:09:28,896 --> 01:09:30,172
Hey.
Hey, is that my camera?

1500
01:09:30,172 --> 01:09:31,482
-Don't tape over my new --

1501
01:09:39,896 --> 01:09:41,379
-Hey.

1502
01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:46,827
Hey.

1503
01:09:46,827 --> 01:09:48,827
Oh. Oh, you like that?

1504
01:09:48,827 --> 01:09:51,689
Oh, you like these?
Yeah, I thought you would.

1505
01:09:51,689 --> 01:09:54,275
Yeah, I'm a big boy.

1506
01:09:54,275 --> 01:09:56,931
Oh, you like big boys?
Yeah, I though you did.

1507
01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:58,655
[Grunts]

1508
01:09:58,655 --> 01:10:02,620
Somebody better call the vet,
these pythons are sick.

1509
01:10:02,620 --> 01:10:04,379
[Knock on door]
-Did you say something, honey?

1510
01:10:04,379 --> 01:10:06,620
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't --
don't come in.

1511
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,344
Don't do that in.
I'm studying.

1512
01:10:08,344 --> 01:10:10,931
-Okay.
What do you want for lunch?

1513
01:10:10,931 --> 01:10:12,724
-Hot pockets.

1514
01:10:12,724 --> 01:10:15,206
God, of course.

1515
01:10:18,724 --> 01:10:20,344
[Birds chirping]

1516
01:10:22,206 --> 01:10:24,000
[Camera whirs]

1517
01:10:31,896 --> 01:10:33,517
-[Chuckles]

1518
01:10:34,517 --> 01:10:37,482
-[Grunts]

1519
01:10:37,482 --> 01:10:40,517
-Holy shit.

1520
01:10:40,517 --> 01:10:42,517
-[Grunts]

1521
01:10:42,517 --> 01:10:44,034
[Truck squeaking]

1522
01:10:44,034 --> 01:10:46,344
Hey, hey. Hey. Hey! Hey!

1523
01:10:46,344 --> 01:10:49,068
Hey, you there. Get --
Is that a camera?

1524
01:10:49,068 --> 01:10:51,413
Do not --
I will tell your parents.

1525
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:53,103
[Trash can crashes]
No!

1526
01:10:53,103 --> 01:10:54,793
Goddammit!

1527
01:10:58,172 --> 01:11:00,034
-[Chuckling]

1528
01:11:00,034 --> 01:11:01,793
-Yo, shh, shh, shh.

1529
01:11:06,172 --> 01:11:08,448
-[Snickers]

1530
01:11:08,448 --> 01:11:09,758
-Shh, shh.

1531
01:11:15,793 --> 01:11:17,344
[Both laugh]

1532
01:11:19,448 --> 01:11:21,689
-Yo, should we get the cream?

1533
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,620
[Both chuckle]

1534
01:11:28,517 --> 01:11:29,724
[Can sprays]

1535
01:11:34,310 --> 01:11:36,068
[Camera whirs]

1536
01:11:37,517 --> 01:11:39,379
-Do it again, do it again.

1537
01:11:40,793 --> 01:11:42,344
[Both chuckle]

1538
01:11:43,310 --> 01:11:45,310
-Oh!
-[Laughs]

1539
01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:48,482
-Holy Shit.
-Boner.

1540
01:11:48,482 --> 01:11:50,448
Boner, what happened, bro?
-What happened, buddy?

1541
01:11:50,448 --> 01:11:52,034
-Buster.
-Did you just jizz on himself?

1542
01:11:52,034 --> 01:11:54,517
-Was that streaming, bro?
[Laughs]

1543
01:11:54,517 --> 01:11:57,103
-Whoa, dude,
this is fucking crazy.

1544
01:11:57,103 --> 01:11:58,103
-Whoa.
-What the fuck?

1545
01:11:58,103 --> 01:12:01,137
-Whoa, what is that?

1546
01:12:01,137 --> 01:12:02,827
-What the -- yo.

1547
01:12:02,827 --> 01:12:05,482
-Ah, dude, that's one
gnarly ass snake, bro.

1548
01:12:05,482 --> 01:12:06,965
-Anaconda.

1549
01:12:06,965 --> 01:12:09,034
[Laughter]

1550
01:12:09,034 --> 01:12:10,344
-Look at that strip, dude.

1551
01:12:10,344 --> 01:12:12,758
-Oh!
[Laughter]

1552
01:12:12,758 --> 01:12:14,862
Yo!
-Eww! Shit, bro.

1553
01:12:14,862 --> 01:12:16,862
-Hey, Boner, for 50 cents,
eat it right now.

1554
01:12:16,862 --> 01:12:18,655
-I'll eat your fucking mom
for 50 cents, bro.

1555
01:12:18,655 --> 01:12:21,344
-[Laughs]
-Yo.

1556
01:12:21,344 --> 01:12:23,482
-Oh!
-[Laughs]

1557
01:12:23,482 --> 01:12:25,137
-I don't believe this kid.

1558
01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:28,034
-Yo, after this we should hit
the stairs by Blockbuster, yeah?

1559
01:12:28,034 --> 01:12:29,344
-Nah, dude, RadioShack's
so much better.

1560
01:12:29,344 --> 01:12:31,206
-No, dude,
I was just there yesterday.

1561
01:12:31,206 --> 01:12:33,275
-Nah.
You're tripping, bro.

1562
01:12:33,275 --> 01:12:34,275
-Bro, you know
who they seem like to me?

1563
01:12:34,275 --> 01:12:35,724
[Skateboard clings, crashes]

1564
01:12:35,724 --> 01:12:37,034
-Oh, shit.

1565
01:12:37,034 --> 01:12:38,172
-Fuck.
-Dude.

1566
01:12:38,172 --> 01:12:40,034
-Bro, you're good?

1567
01:12:41,896 --> 01:12:44,172
-I'm okay.
-Oh!

1568
01:12:44,172 --> 01:12:45,689
-Oh, dude.
That's not right?

1569
01:12:45,689 --> 01:12:47,689
-Oh, shit. I-Is this normal?
-No, no.

1570
01:12:47,689 --> 01:12:48,793
-No, it is not normal.

1571
01:12:48,793 --> 01:12:51,000
-Dave, it's not real.
There's no way --

1572
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:52,413
-Okay, I'm telling you,
it's real.

1573
01:12:52,413 --> 01:12:54,724
And you guys need to take
this shit more seriously.

1574
01:12:54,724 --> 01:12:55,931
-Yeah, right.
-Yeah, that'd be crazy.

1575
01:12:55,931 --> 01:12:57,448
[Laughs]

1576
01:12:57,448 --> 01:12:58,758
-Okay, you know what?
Just watch.

1577
01:12:58,758 --> 01:13:00,379
Come New Years
and all you nonbelievers

1578
01:13:00,379 --> 01:13:01,758
are gonna be fucked,
and there's no way in hell

1579
01:13:01,758 --> 01:13:03,172
I'm letting you,
either of you into my sick

1580
01:13:03,172 --> 01:13:04,724
Y2K bomb shelter crib.

1581
01:13:04,724 --> 01:13:07,344
-Oh no. What are we going to do
without --

1582
01:13:07,344 --> 01:13:09,482
-Boner's bomb shelter, dude.

1583
01:13:09,482 --> 01:13:10,655
Open the door.
-Shut up.

1584
01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:11,827
-Yo, what the fuck
are you writing?

1585
01:13:11,827 --> 01:13:13,344
-My supplies, okay?

1586
01:13:13,344 --> 01:13:16,275
I need to have TP,
condoms, obviously, and then --

1587
01:13:16,275 --> 01:13:18,103
-Why?
-What do you mean why?

1588
01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:19,448
-I think the world ending
is more likely

1589
01:13:19,448 --> 01:13:20,793
than you get laid, bro.

1590
01:13:20,793 --> 01:13:22,862
-100 fucking percent, dude.

1591
01:13:22,862 --> 01:13:24,689
-This is the dumbest --
-It's gonna work.

1592
01:13:24,689 --> 01:13:27,206
-This is the dumbest --
-It's gonna to work!

1593
01:13:27,206 --> 01:13:28,517
-You're a fucking idiot.

1594
01:13:28,517 --> 01:13:30,551
-Bro, it's for sure
going to work.

1595
01:13:30,551 --> 01:13:33,379
I saw it on "Candid Camera."

1596
01:13:33,379 --> 01:13:34,448
-God.

1597
01:13:34,448 --> 01:13:36,620
-Look, it's practically
invisible.

1598
01:13:38,931 --> 01:13:40,241
Hey, guys. Hey.
Hehe.

1599
01:13:40,241 --> 01:13:41,724
[Laughter]

1600
01:13:42,758 --> 01:13:45,172
-Follow me.
-Alright, play it cool, bro.

1601
01:13:45,172 --> 01:13:47,000
[Birds chirping]

1602
01:13:48,275 --> 01:13:50,103
[Indistinct conversations]

1603
01:13:53,689 --> 01:13:54,758
[Static]

1604
01:13:54,758 --> 01:13:57,034
[Indistinct conversation]

1605
01:13:57,034 --> 01:13:59,551
-Is he okay?

1606
01:13:59,551 --> 01:14:01,275
-Hey, ladies.

1607
01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:03,172
What's going on?
How you guys doing?

1608
01:14:03,172 --> 01:14:04,241
-Hi.
-Hi.

1609
01:14:04,241 --> 01:14:06,310
-What are you guys' names?

1610
01:14:06,310 --> 01:14:09,620
-I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma.

1611
01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:12,862
-Cassidy, Emma, Emma, Cassidy.
Cool.

1612
01:14:12,862 --> 01:14:15,448
My name is Breckie,
and my friends call me Brex.

1613
01:14:15,448 --> 01:14:18,724
Like music and stuff. Um, I got
a question for you guys.

1614
01:14:18,724 --> 01:14:20,931
Um, I'm with some friends
over here,

1615
01:14:20,931 --> 01:14:22,206
but we're kind of hungry.

1616
01:14:22,206 --> 01:14:24,310
-Is that a camera?
-No.

1617
01:14:24,310 --> 01:14:25,862
-Are you serious?
-No, no.

1618
01:14:25,862 --> 01:14:28,758
-Wow, you are so perverted.
You little creep.

1619
01:14:28,758 --> 01:14:30,068
-Yeah, you better run,
you creep.

1620
01:14:30,068 --> 01:14:31,206
-I like your dress!

1621
01:14:31,206 --> 01:14:32,724
[Laughter]

1622
01:14:47,689 --> 01:14:49,137
-Oh, yeah. [Chuckles]

1623
01:14:51,689 --> 01:14:53,586
Oh, shit.

1624
01:14:53,586 --> 01:14:55,137
[Birds chirping]

1625
01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:08,827
[Camera whirs]

1626
01:15:08,827 --> 01:15:10,310
[Static]

1627
01:15:16,068 --> 01:15:18,000
[Camera whirring]

1628
01:15:22,586 --> 01:15:26,620
-[Whispering] So fucking hot.
Shit.

1629
01:15:26,620 --> 01:15:28,275
[Camera whirs]

1630
01:15:33,586 --> 01:15:35,172
[Branch snaps]

1631
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:39,034
-[Chuckles] Go, go.

1632
01:15:39,034 --> 01:15:40,724
[Laughter]

1633
01:15:40,724 --> 01:15:44,482
-Oh, my God.
You weren't lying.

1634
01:15:44,482 --> 01:15:47,310
-Dude, she's out there
every day since she moved in.

1635
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,620
How many times
can you clean a car?

1636
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:53,310
-I'm telling you, my new top
three in the spank bank,

1637
01:15:53,310 --> 01:15:55,482
Sarah Michelle Gellar,
Britney Spears

1638
01:15:55,482 --> 01:15:58,310
and this chick over there.
[Laughter]

1639
01:15:58,310 --> 01:16:00,551
-You are so lucky you get
to live across the street

1640
01:16:00,551 --> 01:16:02,724
from that piece of ass.
-Dude, I know, I know.

1641
01:16:02,724 --> 01:16:04,793
-Look, she's bending over.
Look.

1642
01:16:04,793 --> 01:16:06,172
-Oh.
-Oh!

1643
01:16:06,172 --> 01:16:09,034
[Cheering]

1644
01:16:09,034 --> 01:16:12,275
-Hey, guys,
what are you doing?

1645
01:16:12,275 --> 01:16:13,896
-Boo!
-Mind your business, dickweed.

1646
01:16:13,896 --> 01:16:15,448
-Hey, what did I say about
coming to my room

1647
01:16:15,448 --> 01:16:16,931
with an invite?
-Come on, Dyl.

1648
01:16:16,931 --> 01:16:18,413
-Out!
-I'm not intruding.

1649
01:16:18,413 --> 01:16:19,724
-Now!

1650
01:16:19,724 --> 01:16:22,310
-Goddammit.

1651
01:16:22,310 --> 01:16:23,758
-Is he gonna snitch?

1652
01:16:23,758 --> 01:16:25,620
-Nah, we're holding
his Warhammer set hostage.

1653
01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:26,482
We're good.

1654
01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:28,448
-Dude, let's go.
-Awesome.

1655
01:16:28,448 --> 01:16:30,413
[Laughter]

1656
01:16:30,413 --> 01:16:32,551
[Cheering]
-Holy shit!

1657
01:16:32,551 --> 01:16:33,758
[Barking]

1658
01:16:33,758 --> 01:16:35,965
-Look at her hand
on that hose, bro.

1659
01:16:35,965 --> 01:16:37,517
-Look at that grip, man.

1660
01:16:37,517 --> 01:16:39,034
-Oh, yeah, dude.

1661
01:16:39,034 --> 01:16:41,517
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-No!

1662
01:16:41,517 --> 01:16:43,172
-No!
-No, move your van!

1663
01:16:43,172 --> 01:16:45,310
-Are you serious?
-Right in front.

1664
01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:46,827
-It's bullshit, man.

1665
01:16:46,827 --> 01:16:48,931
-Goddamn.
-Come on, dude.

1666
01:16:48,931 --> 01:16:52,172
-Hate this guy.
-This sucks, bro.

1667
01:16:52,172 --> 01:16:54,482
-Hey, pull your shorts
up a little.

1668
01:16:54,482 --> 01:16:55,655
-Oh, he's got to get ready.

1669
01:16:55,655 --> 01:16:57,793
-No shot, bro.
-Hey, man. Hey.

1670
01:16:57,793 --> 01:16:59,724
-Oh, does he think --
-Come on. Come on.

1671
01:16:59,724 --> 01:17:01,172
-Does he think she's going
to go for that?

1672
01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:03,448
-Bro.
-Oh, nah, dude.

1673
01:17:03,448 --> 01:17:07,068
-You can see
how disgusted she looks.

1674
01:17:07,068 --> 01:17:09,241
-Not that! Ow!
-Oh, shit!

1675
01:17:09,241 --> 01:17:10,931
-She -- she just went --
-Wait.

1676
01:17:10,931 --> 01:17:12,827
Is that a new Macintosh?

1677
01:17:12,827 --> 01:17:14,482
She trying -- she trying
to fund my college?

1678
01:17:14,482 --> 01:17:15,896
[Laughter]

1679
01:17:15,896 --> 01:17:17,172
-You could do my sugar mama.

1680
01:17:17,172 --> 01:17:18,965
-Oh, dude,
you're telling me, man.

1681
01:17:18,965 --> 01:17:21,103
-Dude, he's still
talking to her.

1682
01:17:21,103 --> 01:17:22,448
-Get lost.
-Hey!

1683
01:17:22,448 --> 01:17:24,379
-She's walking away.
-She can't hear you.

1684
01:17:24,379 --> 01:17:25,793
-She's not interested.

1685
01:17:25,793 --> 01:17:29,172
-Leave, dude.
-Now. Get over yourself, bro.

1686
01:17:29,172 --> 01:17:31,103
-No!
-No!

1687
01:17:31,103 --> 01:17:32,413
-No, man!

1688
01:17:32,413 --> 01:17:35,034
-Not the damn -- oh!

1689
01:17:35,034 --> 01:17:37,551
-Oh, shit, bro.

1690
01:17:37,551 --> 01:17:38,758
-Oh, shit.

1691
01:17:38,758 --> 01:17:40,862
-Get out of here.
-Bro.

1692
01:17:40,862 --> 01:17:42,000
[Static]

1693
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,068
♪♪

1694
01:17:44,068 --> 01:17:47,172
-What's with all
the weird statues?

1695
01:17:47,172 --> 01:17:49,310
-Maybe her family's European?

1696
01:17:49,310 --> 01:17:52,275
-They are classy
and sexually liberal.

1697
01:17:52,275 --> 01:17:54,103
-Mm.
-Oh.

1698
01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:57,655
[Dance music blaring]

1699
01:17:57,655 --> 01:18:00,896
-Dude, that is what
I'm talking about.

1700
01:18:00,896 --> 01:18:02,034
-I think I'm in love.

1701
01:18:02,034 --> 01:18:05,172
♪♪

1702
01:18:05,172 --> 01:18:06,896
-Ooh.
-Oh, my God.

1703
01:18:06,896 --> 01:18:09,310
-She's going for the shower.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1704
01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:11,827
-Please, please, please.
-She's going to get naked.

1705
01:18:11,827 --> 01:18:13,586
-Please.
-No, no!

1706
01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:15,206
-Don't do any more!
-No!

1707
01:18:15,206 --> 01:18:17,413
-Goddammit.

1708
01:18:17,413 --> 01:18:18,827
-We've got to get
a better angle.

1709
01:18:18,827 --> 01:18:21,551
-Okay, I will buy the safe
from you for $100.

1710
01:18:21,551 --> 01:18:23,344
-Final offer.

1711
01:18:23,344 --> 01:18:25,172
-Be off the chain, bro.

1712
01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:27,862
You got Limp Bizkit,
you got Creed,

1713
01:18:27,862 --> 01:18:29,137
you got Whole, you got --

1714
01:18:29,137 --> 01:18:30,379
-Hey, guys, let's her Boner out.

1715
01:18:30,379 --> 01:18:31,689
Let's here Boner out.

1716
01:18:31,689 --> 01:18:33,689
-Ah!

1717
01:18:33,689 --> 01:18:35,275
-Dude, I swear to --

1718
01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:36,827
-I got your concert.
-Oh, come -- Shut up, dude.

1719
01:18:36,827 --> 01:18:38,379
-Come on, come on,
I'm killing it right now.

1720
01:18:38,379 --> 01:18:41,172
-[Laughing] No.
-Lame.

1721
01:18:41,172 --> 01:18:43,620
-Your brother sucks.

1722
01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:45,379
-Oh, shit.

1723
01:18:45,379 --> 01:18:46,448
-Oh.
-Wait.

1724
01:18:46,448 --> 01:18:47,586
-He's got his little baby pads.

1725
01:18:47,586 --> 01:18:50,310
-What is he doing?
-Fuck.

1726
01:18:50,310 --> 01:18:53,275
-I can't believe
I'm related to him.

1727
01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:54,965
-Hey, look.
-Oh.

1728
01:18:54,965 --> 01:18:56,551
-[Laughs]

1729
01:19:00,172 --> 01:19:01,517
-He's not going to snitch
on us, right?

1730
01:19:01,517 --> 01:19:04,103
'Cause I need this,
like, really badly.

1731
01:19:05,655 --> 01:19:07,413
-What the fuck?
-Yo, you don't just walk up

1732
01:19:07,413 --> 01:19:09,413
and talk to a girl like that.

1733
01:19:09,413 --> 01:19:12,068
-Get away from her.
-What the fuck?!

1734
01:19:12,068 --> 01:19:14,689
-Yo, did she just
voluntarily touch him?

1735
01:19:14,689 --> 01:19:15,758
-Is she holding his hand?

1736
01:19:15,758 --> 01:19:17,172
-This is not happening
right now.

1737
01:19:17,172 --> 01:19:20,241
-Whoa.
-Is he -- he's going inside.

1738
01:19:20,241 --> 01:19:22,137
-Dude. Holy shit.

1739
01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:23,724
-She probably feels bad
for him.

1740
01:19:23,724 --> 01:19:26,310
-Oh, my God. I want her to feel
bad for me every day.

1741
01:19:26,310 --> 01:19:28,827
-Brady is a goddamn pimp.

1742
01:19:28,827 --> 01:19:30,241
-Hey, shut up, man.

1743
01:19:30,241 --> 01:19:32,827
[Rapid footsteps]

1744
01:19:32,827 --> 01:19:34,586
-Brady, dude, mad respect.

1745
01:19:34,586 --> 01:19:36,068
-Yo, does she have
a boyfriend, though?

1746
01:19:36,068 --> 01:19:37,310
-What does she smell like?

1747
01:19:37,310 --> 01:19:38,655
Does she have
the hot girl stink?

1748
01:19:38,655 --> 01:19:40,413
-Who? Sandra?

1749
01:19:40,413 --> 01:19:42,344
-Holy shit.
-You're on a first name basis?

1750
01:19:42,344 --> 01:19:43,758
-Hey, hey, hey,
let the kid talk.

1751
01:19:43,758 --> 01:19:45,551
-Oh, my God.

1752
01:19:45,551 --> 01:19:47,000
-Yeah, I'm supposed to go over
and help her set up

1753
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,586
a webcam tomorrow so...

1754
01:19:48,586 --> 01:19:50,172
-Oh, shit, dude.

1755
01:19:50,172 --> 01:19:52,586
-Sounds like a date.

1756
01:19:52,586 --> 01:19:54,827
-Yo, I never would have
guessed he's got more game

1757
01:19:54,827 --> 01:19:56,000
than his big bro.

1758
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:57,137
[Laughter]

1759
01:19:57,137 --> 01:19:58,931
-Yo, shut the fuck up!

1760
01:19:58,931 --> 01:20:00,827
[Clears throat]

1761
01:20:00,827 --> 01:20:02,517
I've got an idea.

1762
01:20:04,379 --> 01:20:07,517
-Alright, just level me.
Is it possible?

1763
01:20:09,344 --> 01:20:11,172
-Yeah, I could install
a spyware program,

1764
01:20:11,172 --> 01:20:13,758
but if I get caught,
she'll -- she'll kill me.

1765
01:20:13,758 --> 01:20:15,310
-Then you'll die hero.

1766
01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:19,379
-Brady, if you do this,
you'll be a fucking legend,

1767
01:20:19,379 --> 01:20:23,000
plus you can hang out
with us tonight.

1768
01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:24,379
-Really?

1769
01:20:25,586 --> 01:20:26,689
-He's in, boys.

1770
01:20:26,689 --> 01:20:28,551
-There we go.
[Cheers and applause]

1771
01:20:28,551 --> 01:20:30,000
[Static]

1772
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,448
[Insects chirping]

1773
01:20:33,241 --> 01:20:35,931
-Don't look --
-Turn around!

1774
01:20:35,931 --> 01:20:38,137
-Oh, my God.
-Fucking Brady.

1775
01:20:38,137 --> 01:20:39,827
-Dude, your brother.
Oh, my God.

1776
01:20:39,827 --> 01:20:41,413
-Jesus Christ.

1777
01:20:41,413 --> 01:20:43,379
-Hey.
[Camera whirs]

1778
01:20:43,379 --> 01:20:44,724
Maybe she's a sculptor.

1779
01:20:44,724 --> 01:20:45,931
-Dude, they kind
of look like Boner.

1780
01:20:45,931 --> 01:20:47,896
-Hey, hey.
-Okay, yeah.

1781
01:20:47,896 --> 01:20:49,931
[Laughter]

1782
01:20:49,931 --> 01:20:51,103
-Better looking.

1783
01:20:51,103 --> 01:20:53,689
-Shut up.

1784
01:20:53,689 --> 01:20:55,689
[Camera whirs]

1785
01:20:55,689 --> 01:20:57,482
-Dear, Penthouse.

1786
01:20:57,482 --> 01:20:59,724
-[Chuckles]

1787
01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:01,103
-Goddamn.

1788
01:21:06,344 --> 01:21:08,000
-Alright, alright,
wrap it off.

1789
01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,517
-Mm, I need this so badly.

1790
01:21:10,517 --> 01:21:13,000
-Shit, man.
-I can't watch.

1791
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,103
-I'm going to throw up.

1792
01:21:15,103 --> 01:21:16,310
-It's okay, Boner.

1793
01:21:16,310 --> 01:21:18,000
-Yeah, I'm kind of nervous.

1794
01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:20,310
-Now or never, dude.
Go, go, go.

1795
01:21:21,379 --> 01:21:24,137
-What the hell
is spyware anyway?

1796
01:21:24,137 --> 01:21:26,000
[Camera whirs]

1797
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,758
-Okay.
-Shit.

1798
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,068
-Come on, Brady, you got this.
You got this.

1799
01:21:31,068 --> 01:21:32,275
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, shit.

1800
01:21:32,275 --> 01:21:34,379
-Oh, my God.
-You got to hurry.

1801
01:21:34,379 --> 01:21:36,379
-Jesus.
-Oh, my God.

1802
01:21:38,344 --> 01:21:39,655
[Sinister chord strikes]

1803
01:21:39,655 --> 01:21:41,344
-We're done.
-I can't watch this, dude.

1804
01:21:41,344 --> 01:21:42,758
-Fuck, fuck.
-He's dead, he's dead.

1805
01:21:42,758 --> 01:21:44,137
-He's dead.

1806
01:21:44,137 --> 01:21:48,068
-Is it --
-I'm going to throw up.

1807
01:21:48,068 --> 01:21:49,655
-Oh, we got it.
-Come on, come on.

1808
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:50,758
-Did he save it?

1809
01:21:50,758 --> 01:21:53,620
-Is it...?
-Oh, shit.

1810
01:21:53,620 --> 01:21:56,620
-Yo, that's some "Goldeneye"
shit right there, dude.

1811
01:21:56,620 --> 01:21:57,931
[Sighs]

1812
01:21:57,931 --> 01:22:00,379
This kid's taking way
too long.

1813
01:22:00,379 --> 01:22:02,862
-Let him do his thing.

1814
01:22:02,862 --> 01:22:04,689
-Dear, God, I know
I never really pray to you

1815
01:22:04,689 --> 01:22:06,551
about anything ever,

1816
01:22:06,551 --> 01:22:09,931
but please do not be
an asshole about this.

1817
01:22:09,931 --> 01:22:11,068
Did it work?

1818
01:22:11,068 --> 01:22:12,137
-We're in.

1819
01:22:12,137 --> 01:22:14,482
-Yes!
-No shit.

1820
01:22:14,482 --> 01:22:16,448
-The kid did it.
-Yeah.

1821
01:22:16,448 --> 01:22:17,931
-Hey, he was a kid
five minutes ago.

1822
01:22:17,931 --> 01:22:20,413
This gentleman is a man.

1823
01:22:20,413 --> 01:22:21,413
-[Laughs]

1824
01:22:21,413 --> 01:22:23,241
-Hey, you did good.
-Cool.

1825
01:22:24,965 --> 01:22:26,758
-Cheers.
-Cheers, bud.

1826
01:22:26,758 --> 01:22:28,862
-Glorious.

1827
01:22:28,862 --> 01:22:30,379
-[Shudders]
-Oh, wow.

1828
01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:32,620
-Technology is amazing, man.

1829
01:22:32,620 --> 01:22:34,206
-Yo, Boner, that's my computer.
-Hey, Boner.

1830
01:22:35,034 --> 01:22:36,655
[Insects chirping]

1831
01:22:40,413 --> 01:22:42,344
[Game controller clacking]

1832
01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:54,137
-[Snoring]

1833
01:23:00,655 --> 01:23:02,931
-Guys, guys, shower time.

1834
01:23:02,931 --> 01:23:04,586
-Finally, bro.

1835
01:23:04,586 --> 01:23:07,620
My balls were about to discover
a new shade of blue.

1836
01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:09,137
-Holy shit.

1837
01:23:09,137 --> 01:23:10,655
I can't wait
to see those titties.

1838
01:23:10,655 --> 01:23:11,724
-Yeah.

1839
01:23:11,724 --> 01:23:12,931
-This is the greatest day
of my life.

1840
01:23:12,931 --> 01:23:14,241
-Oh

1841
01:23:16,379 --> 01:23:18,551
-Come on, go for it.

1842
01:23:20,862 --> 01:23:22,793
-Whoa.
-Oh, my God.

1843
01:23:26,655 --> 01:23:27,965
-Hey. What's up?

1844
01:23:27,965 --> 01:23:30,206
Y-You don't like the beer?

1845
01:23:30,206 --> 01:23:32,379
-I just feel like a creep.

1846
01:23:32,379 --> 01:23:34,310
-Dude, we're just
having some fun.

1847
01:23:34,310 --> 01:23:35,551
-I know, it's just --

1848
01:23:35,551 --> 01:23:37,310
She trusted me, man.
Just shut it off.

1849
01:23:37,310 --> 01:23:40,103
-We will, we will,
in a little while.

1850
01:23:40,103 --> 01:23:41,689
Hey, Brady,
where are you going, man?

1851
01:23:41,689 --> 01:23:44,758
Oh, fuck it.
-The Internet is awesome.

1852
01:23:44,758 --> 01:23:46,275
-Yeah.

1853
01:23:46,758 --> 01:23:48,344
[ Bone cracks]
-Eww!

1854
01:23:48,344 --> 01:23:50,241
-Yo, what?
She's double jointed?

1855
01:23:50,241 --> 01:23:52,241
-Gross.
-I'd still tap that.

1856
01:23:52,241 --> 01:23:54,103
-Contortionist.

1857
01:23:56,379 --> 01:23:58,172
-A wig. I knew it.

1858
01:23:58,172 --> 01:23:59,689
I fucking knew it.

1859
01:23:59,689 --> 01:24:01,000
[ Flesh tearing]

1860
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,586
-Oh! Oh!
-What the fuck?

1861
01:24:02,586 --> 01:24:04,034
-Oh, oh.

1862
01:24:04,034 --> 01:24:05,862
Uh...

1863
01:24:05,862 --> 01:24:08,000
[Hissing]

1864
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,379
-Yo, wait, wait, wait.
Is this that CGI thing?

1865
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,793
-Man, it's still --
it's still kind of hot.

1866
01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:13,896
-I do not -- I don't like it.
I don't like it.

1867
01:24:13,896 --> 01:24:15,137
-Nah.

1868
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:17,448
-Holy shit.
Guys, she sees us.

1869
01:24:17,448 --> 01:24:18,724
-Like, you need
to call an ambulance,

1870
01:24:18,724 --> 01:24:20,379
the police
and then your parents.

1871
01:24:20,379 --> 01:24:21,827
Call your parents.
-I got it.

1872
01:24:21,827 --> 01:24:23,586
-911, what is your emergency?
[Glass shatters]

1873
01:24:23,586 --> 01:24:26,724
-Yeah, I'm calling about
a girl with snakes in her head.

1874
01:24:26,724 --> 01:24:28,586
-How many snakes, sir?
-I don't know how many snakes!

1875
01:24:28,586 --> 01:24:29,620
[Bang]

1876
01:24:29,620 --> 01:24:32,137
-Holy shit.
[Sandra screeches]

1877
01:24:32,137 --> 01:24:33,344
-Yo, yo. Did you hear that?

1878
01:24:33,344 --> 01:24:34,551
-What was that?
[Footsteps]

1879
01:24:34,551 --> 01:24:37,275
-Yo, yo, yo.
She's on the roof, dude.

1880
01:24:39,586 --> 01:24:41,000
[Roof creaks]

1881
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:44,310
[Glass shatters, boys scream]

1882
01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:46,310
-What the fuck?
-Oh!

1883
01:24:46,310 --> 01:24:48,793
[Sandra screeches]

1884
01:24:48,793 --> 01:24:50,206
-Oh!

1885
01:24:50,206 --> 01:24:53,034
-[Groaning]

1886
01:24:53,034 --> 01:24:54,379
-Oh no.

1887
01:24:54,379 --> 01:24:57,137
[Flesh tearing, boys screaming]

1888
01:24:57,137 --> 01:24:58,655
-Oh, my God!

1889
01:25:00,724 --> 01:25:01,931
-[Grunts]

1890
01:25:01,931 --> 01:25:04,758
[Monster hisses,
body part thuds]

1891
01:25:04,758 --> 01:25:06,344
-Get the fuck out of here.

1892
01:25:06,344 --> 01:25:08,103
[Howling in distance]

1893
01:25:09,034 --> 01:25:11,068
-What's going on?
-Watch out!

1894
01:25:11,068 --> 01:25:14,068
-[Screams]
[Sandra screeches]

1895
01:25:14,068 --> 01:25:16,068
[Flesh tearing]
-Go, go, go, go, go!

1896
01:25:16,068 --> 01:25:17,758
-[Panting]

1897
01:25:22,137 --> 01:25:24,827
[Head thuds]
-[Screams]

1898
01:25:24,827 --> 01:25:26,655
-Look, we need to get out,
We need to get out of here.

1899
01:25:26,655 --> 01:25:27,931
[Sandra hisses]

1900
01:25:27,931 --> 01:25:29,310
-Brady.

1901
01:25:29,310 --> 01:25:30,827
[Snakes hisses, rattling]

1902
01:25:30,827 --> 01:25:32,586
-S-Sandra?

1903
01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:36,068
We -- we didn't mean
to hurt you, right?

1904
01:25:36,068 --> 01:25:37,931
Right, Dylan? We...

1905
01:25:37,931 --> 01:25:39,586
Oh, my G--
[Screaming]

1906
01:25:39,586 --> 01:25:41,586
♪♪

1907
01:25:41,586 --> 01:25:43,275
No!
Nobody can kill him!

1908
01:25:43,275 --> 01:25:45,655
Leave him alone!

1909
01:25:45,655 --> 01:25:47,655
[Sandra snarls]

1910
01:25:47,655 --> 01:25:49,172
[Sandra screeches]

1911
01:25:49,172 --> 01:25:51,793
-No!
[Screaming]

1912
01:25:51,793 --> 01:25:54,206
[Flesh solidifying]

1913
01:25:54,206 --> 01:25:56,000
-[Snarling]

1914
01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,517
♪♪

1915
01:25:58,517 --> 01:26:07,965
♪♪

1916
01:26:07,965 --> 01:26:09,793
[Static playing]

1917
01:26:23,896 --> 01:26:28,862
-Jane McAllister, 48 --
-Sorry, hold up your release.

1918
01:26:28,862 --> 01:26:31,896
-Jane McAllister, 48.

1919
01:26:31,896 --> 01:26:33,724
-Got it.

1920
01:26:33,724 --> 01:26:37,310
-This is where the vessel
will lie during the ritual.

1921
01:26:37,310 --> 01:26:38,862
-Are you nervous at all?

1922
01:26:38,862 --> 01:26:41,137
-No, I'm not part of the coven.

1923
01:26:41,137 --> 01:26:43,172
I'm just the husband
in the background.

1924
01:26:43,172 --> 01:26:45,482
But, yeah, I'm nervous.

1925
01:26:47,655 --> 01:26:49,137
-Hey.

1926
01:26:49,137 --> 01:26:50,758
Did you eat something
before we left?

1927
01:26:50,758 --> 01:26:52,413
-Yeah, I grabbed
one of your Gogurts.

1928
01:26:52,413 --> 01:26:55,310
-That's not a meal, man.

1929
01:26:55,310 --> 01:26:56,827
-I ate two of them.

1930
01:26:56,827 --> 01:26:59,206
-So, tell us why you volunteered
to be the vessel,

1931
01:26:59,206 --> 01:27:00,827
and start off by saying

1932
01:27:00,827 --> 01:27:02,965
I volunteered to be
the vessel because.

1933
01:27:02,965 --> 01:27:05,413
-Um, I volunteered
to be the vessel

1934
01:27:05,413 --> 01:27:07,724
because I've always felt like
I was destined

1935
01:27:07,724 --> 01:27:10,206
for something bigger than me,
I guess.

1936
01:27:10,206 --> 01:27:11,827
Does that make sense?

1937
01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:14,241
And I just want to say,
it is an absolute honor

1938
01:27:14,241 --> 01:27:15,827
to offer my body
as the earthly vessel

1939
01:27:15,827 --> 01:27:17,586
of Our Lord Ukabon.

1940
01:27:17,586 --> 01:27:19,586
-Thank you so much, Kirsten.
Good luck tonight.

1941
01:27:19,586 --> 01:27:21,000
-Yeah, good luck or --
yeah.

1942
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,448
[Chuckles]

1943
01:27:28,586 --> 01:27:30,068
[Party horn blows]

1944
01:27:32,482 --> 01:27:33,896
-You guys nervous to see one?

1945
01:27:33,896 --> 01:27:35,931
-A demon?

1946
01:27:35,931 --> 01:27:39,034
-You guys are in for a trip.

1947
01:27:39,034 --> 01:27:40,827
-Have you seen one?

1948
01:27:40,827 --> 01:27:42,241
-[Chuckles]

1949
01:27:42,241 --> 01:27:45,172
Wait, I thought it'd be
like New Year's Eve,

1950
01:27:45,172 --> 01:27:47,034
Y2K for the whole thing to...

1951
01:27:47,034 --> 01:27:48,620
-I mean, like,
for big ones, yeah.

1952
01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:50,758
-Julia, the book.

1953
01:27:50,758 --> 01:27:52,620
-Got to go.
-Okay.

1954
01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:56,137
-It's important to massage
the doorway to the other realm,

1955
01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:58,379
but we won't call Ukabon
into the vessel

1956
01:27:58,379 --> 01:28:00,448
until the stroke of midnight

1957
01:28:00,448 --> 01:28:03,241
when the veil
is at its very thinnest.

1958
01:28:06,689 --> 01:28:08,000
Thank you.

1959
01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,551
[Switch clicks]

1960
01:28:16,482 --> 01:28:20,068
[Button clicks,
sinister music plays]

1961
01:28:20,068 --> 01:28:21,896
-The window....
-Window.

1962
01:28:21,896 --> 01:28:24,034
-...begins to crack.
-Crack.

1963
01:28:24,034 --> 01:28:25,448
-The gate...
-Gate-

1964
01:28:25,448 --> 01:28:27,379
-...begins to open.
-Open.

1965
01:28:27,379 --> 01:28:29,068
-The veil...
-Veil

1966
01:28:29,068 --> 01:28:30,896
-...begins to slip.
-Slip.

1967
01:28:30,896 --> 01:28:32,310
-Ukabon.
-Ukabon.

1968
01:28:32,379 --> 01:28:34,137
-Ukabon.
-Ukabon.

1969
01:28:34,137 --> 01:28:36,172
-We thread the needle
with thy name

1970
01:28:36,172 --> 01:28:38,965
and pull thee
to our earthly plane.

1971
01:28:38,965 --> 01:28:42,896
[Women rhythmic breathing]

1972
01:28:42,896 --> 01:28:44,862
-[Whispering] Troy.

1973
01:28:44,862 --> 01:28:46,103
Faces.

1974
01:28:46,103 --> 01:28:52,206
♪♪

1975
01:28:52,206 --> 01:28:53,586
-[Speaks in Latin]

1976
01:28:53,586 --> 01:28:54,517
-[Gasps]

1977
01:28:54,517 --> 01:28:57,758
What was that.
-What?

1978
01:28:57,758 --> 01:28:59,034
-Hey.
-What?

1979
01:28:59,034 --> 01:29:00,379
I think I saw something.

1980
01:29:00,379 --> 01:29:02,000
[Breathing continues]

1981
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:05,379
♪♪

1982
01:29:05,379 --> 01:29:09,275
-[Speaking in Latin]

1983
01:29:09,275 --> 01:29:11,379
[Screams]
-Something's here!

1984
01:29:11,379 --> 01:29:12,896
[Television shatters]

1985
01:29:12,896 --> 01:29:14,724
-Is that Fergus again?

1986
01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:16,241
-Just cast him out, honey.

1987
01:29:16,241 --> 01:29:17,724
-Okay, follow my lead.
-Don't stop.

1988
01:29:17,724 --> 01:29:20,551
-We speak to thee uninvited.
-Troy, get in there.

1989
01:29:20,551 --> 01:29:21,586
-Uninvited.

1990
01:29:21,586 --> 01:29:23,620
-Our anger thou hast ignited.

1991
01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:25,172
-Ignited.
[Table clattering]

1992
01:29:25,172 --> 01:29:27,103
-All thy power we...

1993
01:29:27,103 --> 01:29:28,275
-No, no, no.

1994
01:29:28,275 --> 01:29:30,068
-And do cast thee back --

1995
01:29:30,068 --> 01:29:31,655
[Monster roaring]

1996
01:29:31,655 --> 01:29:33,068
-[Screaming]

1997
01:29:33,068 --> 01:29:35,034
♪♪

1998
01:29:35,034 --> 01:29:38,137
[Distorted screaming]

1999
01:29:38,137 --> 01:29:40,103
[Body thuds]

2000
01:29:40,103 --> 01:29:42,655
-[Groans] May?

2001
01:29:42,655 --> 01:29:44,068
May, I can't see.

2002
01:29:44,068 --> 01:29:46,103
[Heavy breathing]

2003
01:29:46,103 --> 01:29:48,827
[Thunder crashes]

2004
01:29:48,827 --> 01:29:51,379
May?

2005
01:29:51,379 --> 01:29:52,620
May?!

2006
01:29:52,620 --> 01:29:55,172
[Gasps]

2007
01:29:55,172 --> 01:29:56,586
[Insects chirping]

2008
01:29:56,586 --> 01:29:57,827
[Ground scraping]

2009
01:29:57,827 --> 01:30:00,241
♪♪

2010
01:30:00,241 --> 01:30:02,206
[Camera clicks, hums]

2011
01:30:02,206 --> 01:30:04,310
[Thunder rumbling]

2012
01:30:10,379 --> 01:30:12,068
[Grunts]

2013
01:30:12,068 --> 01:30:13,551
What?

2014
01:30:15,517 --> 01:30:18,310
[Groans] May?

2015
01:30:18,310 --> 01:30:19,689
-Dude, how do we get outside?

2016
01:30:19,689 --> 01:30:21,068
-Oh, dude, your head.

2017
01:30:21,068 --> 01:30:23,103
-Woah, stop, look out.

2018
01:30:23,103 --> 01:30:24,379
-Oh, shit.

2019
01:30:24,379 --> 01:30:26,448
[Thunder rumbling]

2020
01:30:26,448 --> 01:30:29,172
-What the hell?
-What is that?

2021
01:30:29,172 --> 01:30:31,586
-[Screeches]
-[Gasps]

2022
01:30:31,586 --> 01:30:35,000
[Thunder rumbles]

2023
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:36,137
Hey, what's happening?

2024
01:30:36,137 --> 01:30:38,241
-[Snarls]
-[Gasps]

2025
01:30:38,241 --> 01:30:40,034
Dude, what is that?
-Is that a person?

2026
01:30:40,034 --> 01:30:42,931
[Flesh tearing]

2027
01:30:42,931 --> 01:30:44,172
-Hey!

2028
01:30:44,172 --> 01:30:46,068
[Creature snarling]

2029
01:30:46,827 --> 01:30:47,931
[Flesh snaps]

2030
01:30:47,931 --> 01:30:49,862
-Oh, oh, oh!
Oh!

2031
01:30:49,862 --> 01:30:51,241
Oh, shit!

2032
01:30:53,172 --> 01:30:55,068
[Both scream]

2033
01:30:55,068 --> 01:30:56,241
-[Panting]

2034
01:30:56,241 --> 01:30:57,689
[Thunder crashing]

2035
01:30:57,689 --> 01:30:59,896
What was it? What was it?

2036
01:30:59,896 --> 01:31:01,793
[Whispering] Shh, shh!
Turn the light off!

2037
01:31:01,793 --> 01:31:03,137
Turn it off!

2038
01:31:03,137 --> 01:31:05,896
Where's the button?

2039
01:31:05,896 --> 01:31:07,068
Shh, be quiet!

2040
01:31:07,068 --> 01:31:08,896
-[hyperventilating]

2041
01:31:08,896 --> 01:31:13,206
♪♪

2042
01:31:13,206 --> 01:31:14,586
[Gasps]
-Something licked my hand.

2043
01:31:14,586 --> 01:31:16,379
-What?
-Something licked my hand.

2044
01:31:16,379 --> 01:31:17,827
-Nothing licked your hand.
-No, I'm serious.

2045
01:31:17,827 --> 01:31:19,413
-Shut up. I do not care.

2046
01:31:19,413 --> 01:31:21,344
Shut up.
Do not turn on the light.

2047
01:31:21,344 --> 01:31:24,000
[Thunder rumbling]

2048
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,827
-Oh, what?

2049
01:31:26,827 --> 01:31:28,724
-[Gasps]
-Oh, Jesus

2050
01:31:28,724 --> 01:31:32,000
[Flesh tearing]

2051
01:31:32,000 --> 01:31:33,310
[Thunder crashes]

2052
01:31:33,310 --> 01:31:34,724
[Monster roaring]

2053
01:31:34,724 --> 01:31:36,620
[Both screaming]

2054
01:31:43,896 --> 01:31:47,068
[Screeching in distance]

2055
01:31:47,068 --> 01:31:48,275
-Oh, my God.

2056
01:31:48,275 --> 01:31:49,827
-Shh, shh, shh, shh!

2057
01:31:49,827 --> 01:31:51,275
-We're in Hell.

2058
01:31:51,275 --> 01:31:53,241
[Indistinct]
I shouldn't be in Hell!

2059
01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:55,172
-Stop panicking!

2060
01:31:55,172 --> 01:31:57,310
-I shouldn't be here.
I go to church.

2061
01:31:57,310 --> 01:31:59,655
-Listen to me, there's no
such thing as Hell. Okay?

2062
01:31:59,655 --> 01:32:02,793
And you don't even go to church.
-Help!

2063
01:32:02,793 --> 01:32:04,586
-Stay down.

2064
01:32:04,586 --> 01:32:07,068
-Hey!
-Oh, shit! It saw me.

2065
01:32:07,068 --> 01:32:09,758
-Troy, shut up.
-Oh, shit.

2066
01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,620
What are you doing?
[Chains rattling]

2067
01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:14,758
-It's coming.
What do we do, Nate?

2068
01:32:14,758 --> 01:32:17,862
-[Giggling]

2069
01:32:17,862 --> 01:32:20,172
[Indistinct talking]

2070
01:32:20,172 --> 01:32:24,275
-Wait! Ma'am, wait!
Wait!

2071
01:32:24,275 --> 01:32:26,655
My friend and I are lost.
We don't know where we are.

2072
01:32:26,655 --> 01:32:29,206
-Thou art
in the feeding grounds.

2073
01:32:29,206 --> 01:32:30,896
-What's the feeding grounds?

2074
01:32:30,896 --> 01:32:32,068
-The --

2075
01:32:32,068 --> 01:32:36,068
Oh, thou art fresh.

2076
01:32:36,068 --> 01:32:39,068
What great sin does thou commit?

2077
01:32:39,068 --> 01:32:41,724
-I told you!

2078
01:32:41,724 --> 01:32:44,793
Look, Miss, me and my friend
didn't do anything wrong.

2079
01:32:44,793 --> 01:32:47,655
-Oh, of course not.

2080
01:32:47,655 --> 01:32:51,000
-No, we really didn't.
I don't think we died.

2081
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:52,344
We were doing this ritual

2082
01:32:52,344 --> 01:32:54,103
with an old book,
and everything went wrong.

2083
01:32:54,103 --> 01:32:55,448
-Book? What book?

2084
01:32:55,448 --> 01:32:57,724
-Troy, I think
when those witches sent

2085
01:32:57,724 --> 01:33:01,275
that demon thing down here,
we accidently came with it.

2086
01:33:01,275 --> 01:33:03,068
-Is that possible?
These witches were trying

2087
01:33:03,068 --> 01:33:05,448
to summon a powerful demon
into this woman's body.

2088
01:33:05,448 --> 01:33:07,655
-What name?
What name did the try to summon?

2089
01:33:07,655 --> 01:33:09,517
-Shit, I don't remember.
Something like --

2090
01:33:09,517 --> 01:33:13,896
-It was like Qui-Gon
or Pokémon or some shit.

2091
01:33:13,896 --> 01:33:15,689
-The book upon the Blood Order?

2092
01:33:15,689 --> 01:33:17,137
-Yes! Do you know him?

2093
01:33:17,137 --> 01:33:20,000
-Yes. Oh, I hate Ukabon!

2094
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:21,448
Thou art not far from him.

2095
01:33:21,448 --> 01:33:23,310
[Monster screeching in distance]

2096
01:33:23,310 --> 01:33:28,103
[Thunder rumbling]

2097
01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:29,517
-Eight minutes.

2098
01:33:29,517 --> 01:33:31,206
Troy, what we need
is this Ukabon by midnight

2099
01:33:31,206 --> 01:33:32,724
when the witches take him
through the vale.

2100
01:33:32,724 --> 01:33:34,586
-Oh, yes!
And then we can grab onto him

2101
01:33:34,586 --> 01:33:36,551
right when they take him
through, and we can go home!

2102
01:33:36,551 --> 01:33:38,310
-Yeah.

2103
01:33:38,310 --> 01:33:42,413
Please, can you
take us to Ukabon?

2104
01:33:42,413 --> 01:33:44,344
We only have eight minutes,
shit, seven minutes now.

2105
01:33:44,344 --> 01:33:47,172
-If I return thee to Earth,
wilt thou write my name

2106
01:33:47,172 --> 01:33:48,931
in the Great Book
of the Witches?

2107
01:33:48,931 --> 01:33:50,034
-Yeah, sure.

2108
01:33:50,034 --> 01:33:52,517
-My name is Mabel
the Skull Biter.

2109
01:33:52,517 --> 01:33:56,275
I took command of 30 legions.

2110
01:33:56,275 --> 01:33:58,206
Hurry, run!

2111
01:33:58,206 --> 01:34:00,068
[Thunder rumbling]

2112
01:34:02,758 --> 01:34:03,793
This way.

2113
01:34:03,793 --> 01:34:05,689
[Creature howling]

2114
01:34:08,965 --> 01:34:10,172
[Thunder crashes]

2115
01:34:10,172 --> 01:34:11,793
-What are you doing?
Keep going.

2116
01:34:13,448 --> 01:34:15,310
-[Speaking in native language]

2117
01:34:18,068 --> 01:34:20,275
-[Gasps]
-Shh!

2118
01:34:20,275 --> 01:34:22,827
-I almost messed up
my hand on these spikes.

2119
01:34:22,827 --> 01:34:24,448
-Get over here.

2120
01:34:24,448 --> 01:34:31,586
♪♪

2121
01:34:31,586 --> 01:34:33,655
-Hey, Mabel,
can you go to Hell

2122
01:34:33,655 --> 01:34:35,793
for an isolated
shoplifting incident?

2123
01:34:35,793 --> 01:34:38,206
-Oh, yeah, Troy, that's the
worst thing you've ever done.

2124
01:34:38,206 --> 01:34:40,413
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Shut up.

2125
01:34:40,413 --> 01:34:41,793
♪♪

2126
01:34:41,793 --> 01:34:43,379
[Laughing in distance]

2127
01:34:43,379 --> 01:34:45,310
[Music, chanting in distance]

2128
01:34:45,310 --> 01:34:46,655
-No, seriously.
What's that supposed to mean?

2129
01:34:46,655 --> 01:34:48,275
-Shut up!
-Shh!

2130
01:34:48,275 --> 01:34:52,068
-Remember, fresh souls
taste best.

2131
01:34:52,068 --> 01:34:53,655
[Thunder rumbling]

2132
01:34:53,655 --> 01:35:02,689
♪♪

2133
01:35:02,689 --> 01:35:07,793
♪♪

2134
01:35:07,793 --> 01:35:09,965
[Woman screaming]

2135
01:35:09,965 --> 01:35:13,448
-Mabel, slow down.

2136
01:35:13,448 --> 01:35:15,827
Dude, what if she's
taking us to, like,

2137
01:35:15,827 --> 01:35:17,724
one of her little
demon friends or something?

2138
01:35:17,724 --> 01:35:18,862
-No, I don't think so.

2139
01:35:18,862 --> 01:35:20,965
I'm a pretty good
judge of people.

2140
01:35:20,965 --> 01:35:22,310
-[Gasps]

2141
01:35:24,068 --> 01:35:25,586
[Screams]
Don't -- Oh, excuse us.

2142
01:35:25,586 --> 01:35:26,965
-No, don't engage.

2143
01:35:26,965 --> 01:35:30,448
-[Muffled groaning]
-[Screams]

2144
01:35:30,448 --> 01:35:32,551
-Hey, keep moving.
We're going to lose Mabel.

2145
01:35:32,551 --> 01:35:35,413
[Panting]

2146
01:35:35,413 --> 01:35:37,413
-Why are you stopped, bro?
Go, go, go!

2147
01:35:37,413 --> 01:35:39,620
-Okay!

2148
01:35:39,620 --> 01:35:40,931
-[Screams]

2149
01:35:40,931 --> 01:35:42,310
-Mabel!
-Oh, dude.

2150
01:35:42,310 --> 01:35:45,000
I almost stepped right
into that huge trap.

2151
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,034
[Laughs]

2152
01:35:46,034 --> 01:35:47,482
[Metal snaps]

2153
01:35:47,482 --> 01:35:49,206
-[Screaming]

2154
01:35:51,827 --> 01:35:54,137
-Oh!
-Nate, my hand!

2155
01:35:54,137 --> 01:35:56,206
[Screams]

2156
01:35:56,206 --> 01:35:58,931
-Where did?

2157
01:35:58,931 --> 01:36:01,275
-Mabel, my hand!

2158
01:36:01,275 --> 01:36:03,172
[Bone snapping]

2159
01:36:03,172 --> 01:36:05,655
♪♪

2160
01:36:05,655 --> 01:36:07,517
-Hey! Stop!

2161
01:36:10,034 --> 01:36:11,724
-Why art thou
raising thy voice?

2162
01:36:11,724 --> 01:36:15,551
-Maybe because you're
leading us to our deaths.

2163
01:36:15,551 --> 01:36:18,241
Where the hell
are you taking us?

2164
01:36:18,241 --> 01:36:20,620
-No one speaketh
to me this way.

2165
01:36:20,620 --> 01:36:22,206
In this world,
I giveth the orders!

2166
01:36:22,206 --> 01:36:23,586
I'm a servant to no one!

2167
01:36:23,586 --> 01:36:29,206
-[Booming] Great Order,
return me at once!

2168
01:36:29,206 --> 01:36:31,172
-Mabel!

2169
01:36:31,172 --> 01:36:33,034
Mabel!

2170
01:36:34,896 --> 01:36:37,482
Mabel! Mabel!

2171
01:36:37,482 --> 01:36:39,758
Come back her, you oozing bitch!

2172
01:36:39,758 --> 01:36:41,448
-We're lost.

2173
01:36:41,448 --> 01:36:44,448
Nate, take the light.
Give me a turn with that.

2174
01:36:44,448 --> 01:36:46,275
-What?
No. You don't know how to fight.

2175
01:36:46,275 --> 01:36:48,310
-Yes, I do.
I took martial arts.

2176
01:36:48,310 --> 01:36:50,586
-No, you didn't.
-When I was a kid I did.

2177
01:36:50,586 --> 01:36:52,034
-Troy, just shut --
Ah, shit!

2178
01:36:52,034 --> 01:36:54,068
-[Speaking in Latin]

2179
01:36:54,068 --> 01:36:56,413
[Both screaming]

2180
01:36:56,413 --> 01:36:57,620
-Come on!

2181
01:36:57,620 --> 01:36:59,103
♪♪

2182
01:36:59,103 --> 01:37:00,793
-[Indistinct whispering]

2183
01:37:00,793 --> 01:37:04,068
-I'm going to stab you in the
frigging face with this thing!

2184
01:37:04,068 --> 01:37:06,413
-Oh, shit, Troy! Troy, we're
running out of time, man!

2185
01:37:06,413 --> 01:37:07,793
She just left us here!

2186
01:37:07,793 --> 01:37:09,793
-Maybe you shouldn't
have been such a dick!

2187
01:37:09,793 --> 01:37:12,068
-Well, shit, Troy,
I'm sorry I'm not buddy-buddy

2188
01:37:12,068 --> 01:37:15,034
with every demon
hellspawn that I meet.

2189
01:37:15,034 --> 01:37:16,758
It's called leadership, Troy.

2190
01:37:16,758 --> 01:37:18,310
Somebody has to take charge.

2191
01:37:18,310 --> 01:37:19,931
It's not going to be you.

2192
01:37:19,931 --> 01:37:24,068
-Well, Mabel and I respond
to a different leadership style!

2193
01:37:24,068 --> 01:37:25,793
-Help me!

2194
01:37:25,793 --> 01:37:27,896
-Mabel!

2195
01:37:27,896 --> 01:37:30,586
-Troy, don't!

2196
01:37:30,586 --> 01:37:33,724
Troy, stop!

2197
01:37:33,724 --> 01:37:35,103
-Mabel.

2198
01:37:35,103 --> 01:37:36,620
-Help me.

2199
01:37:36,620 --> 01:37:37,827
Oh, help.

2200
01:37:37,827 --> 01:37:40,068
Uh...

2201
01:37:40,068 --> 01:37:41,793
Ma'am?

2202
01:37:41,793 --> 01:37:45,482
-[Screeches, screaming]

2203
01:37:45,482 --> 01:37:46,655
-Run, Nate!

2204
01:37:46,655 --> 01:37:48,172
[Panting]

2205
01:37:50,482 --> 01:37:51,655
[Screams]

2206
01:37:51,655 --> 01:37:53,413
-Why do thou scream
like cowards?

2207
01:37:53,413 --> 01:37:55,172
-Because there was this woman
and then there was --

2208
01:37:55,172 --> 01:37:56,827
she needed help,
but she's -- her arms were ---

2209
01:37:56,827 --> 01:38:00,551
-Oh, thou met her.

2210
01:38:00,551 --> 01:38:01,827
[Grunts]

2211
01:38:01,827 --> 01:38:03,344
[Woman screeches]

2212
01:38:06,241 --> 01:38:08,379
-They already got me.

2213
01:38:08,931 --> 01:38:10,034
[Screams]

2214
01:38:10,034 --> 01:38:13,137
[Metal scrapes]

2215
01:38:13,137 --> 01:38:15,517
Shit, man.

2216
01:38:15,517 --> 01:38:18,689
We only got like four minutes.
We're not going to make it.

2217
01:38:18,689 --> 01:38:20,793
-Men, we are here.

2218
01:38:20,793 --> 01:38:24,103
Hither be the back entrance
to the dwelling of Ukabon.

2219
01:38:29,758 --> 01:38:34,517
Here, where Worm had gone about
her business, you must crawl.

2220
01:38:34,517 --> 01:38:37,586
-Troy, you go first.
-No.

2221
01:38:37,586 --> 01:38:39,034
I only have one good hand.
I can't go hold the light.

2222
01:38:39,034 --> 01:38:40,448
-We need the light.

2223
01:38:40,448 --> 01:38:42,241
-I can't hold the light
and crawl at the same --

2224
01:38:42,241 --> 01:38:45,068
-I shall fix thy torch
to thy head.

2225
01:38:45,068 --> 01:38:48,137
-Wait, what? No.
Gross.

2226
01:38:48,137 --> 01:38:49,655
Nate?

2227
01:38:51,862 --> 01:38:54,103
Oh, man.

2228
01:38:54,103 --> 01:38:55,827
[Ground squishes]

2229
01:38:55,827 --> 01:38:58,758
[Insects chittering]

2230
01:38:58,758 --> 01:39:00,482
[Screeching in distance]

2231
01:39:00,482 --> 01:39:02,137
-Get in the [indistinct]
Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!

2232
01:39:02,137 --> 01:39:03,620
-[Screams]

2233
01:39:03,620 --> 01:39:07,896
Go, go, go!

2234
01:39:07,896 --> 01:39:09,344
-Troy, faster!

2235
01:39:09,344 --> 01:39:11,310
-I'm trying, Nate!

2236
01:39:13,931 --> 01:39:16,758
[Sobbing]

2237
01:39:19,172 --> 01:39:20,689
[Webbing snaps]

2238
01:39:23,413 --> 01:39:25,172
[Insects chittering]

2239
01:39:25,172 --> 01:39:27,586
[Screams]
What is that?!

2240
01:39:27,586 --> 01:39:30,620
-Shh. Quiet, men.

2241
01:39:37,103 --> 01:39:39,068
[Woman sobbing]

2242
01:39:43,344 --> 01:39:45,103
[Creature hissing]

2243
01:39:46,068 --> 01:39:47,620
[Screams]

2244
01:39:49,896 --> 01:39:51,862
-Dude, you just pushed me
into that creature thing!

2245
01:39:51,862 --> 01:39:54,655
-No, I didn't.
It was a reflex.

2246
01:39:54,655 --> 01:39:55,965
Stop acting like
I'm a bad person.

2247
01:39:55,965 --> 01:39:57,310
-Shh!

2248
01:39:58,103 --> 01:39:59,862
-[Gasps]

2249
01:39:59,862 --> 01:40:01,103
[Breathing heavily]

2250
01:40:01,103 --> 01:40:10,620
♪♪

2251
01:40:10,620 --> 01:40:11,793
Snatch!

2252
01:40:11,793 --> 01:40:13,206
[Panting]

2253
01:40:13,206 --> 01:40:20,000
♪♪

2254
01:40:20,000 --> 01:40:22,586
[Chanting in distance]

2255
01:40:22,586 --> 01:40:25,413
♪♪

2256
01:40:25,413 --> 01:40:27,655
-[Speaking in Latin]

2257
01:40:27,655 --> 01:40:36,068
♪♪

2258
01:40:36,068 --> 01:40:37,344
-[Whispering] 80 seconds.

2259
01:40:37,344 --> 01:40:39,103
I say we make a beeline
to Ukabon at 60.

2260
01:40:39,103 --> 01:40:40,551
-Okay.

2261
01:40:40,551 --> 01:40:42,551
♪♪

2262
01:40:42,551 --> 01:40:44,137
Nate, you really think
I'm a bad person?

2263
01:40:44,137 --> 01:40:45,586
-You cannot be serious
right now.

2264
01:40:45,586 --> 01:40:47,275
-Well, excuse me for thinking
it's a big deal

2265
01:40:47,275 --> 01:40:48,517
that my best friend
thinks I'm a terrible person.

2266
01:40:48,517 --> 01:40:50,586
-Shh!
-Okay, Nate, just shut me up

2267
01:40:50,586 --> 01:40:53,793
and ignore me
like you always do.

2268
01:40:53,793 --> 01:40:56,206
-You told my ex that I have
a gambling addiction.

2269
01:40:56,206 --> 01:40:57,724
-Two years ago.

2270
01:40:57,724 --> 01:40:59,482
I was just trying
to make her feel better.

2271
01:40:59,482 --> 01:41:02,206
-You never have my back, Troy.

2272
01:41:02,206 --> 01:41:05,000
Shit, 58 seconds.
Let's go.

2273
01:41:05,000 --> 01:41:06,689
-[Speaking in Latin]

2274
01:41:06,689 --> 01:41:12,620
♪♪

2275
01:41:12,620 --> 01:41:14,172
-Don't forget to write
my name in the book!

2276
01:41:14,172 --> 01:41:15,931
-[Gasps]
-Oh, shit!

2277
01:41:15,931 --> 01:41:19,000
-[Speaking in Latin]

2278
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:20,206
-Almost, Troy.
Come on!

2279
01:41:20,206 --> 01:41:22,482
-Nate, look out!
-[Screams]

2280
01:41:22,482 --> 01:41:26,068
-[Growling]

2281
01:41:26,068 --> 01:41:27,758
-Troy, just go!

2282
01:41:27,758 --> 01:41:30,862
[Creatures grunting]

2283
01:41:30,862 --> 01:41:32,965
-[Screams]

2284
01:41:32,965 --> 01:41:34,827
♪♪

2285
01:41:34,827 --> 01:41:36,310
-[Grunts]

2286
01:41:37,931 --> 01:41:39,862
[Screams]

2287
01:41:39,862 --> 01:41:42,068
[Groaning]

2288
01:41:42,068 --> 01:41:43,551
[Grunting]

2289
01:41:43,551 --> 01:41:46,862
♪♪

2290
01:41:46,862 --> 01:41:48,137
Balls!

2291
01:41:48,137 --> 01:41:50,655
♪♪

2292
01:41:50,655 --> 01:41:52,551
[Screams]

2293
01:41:52,551 --> 01:41:54,000
[Grunts]

2294
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:55,689
[Laughs]

2295
01:41:55,689 --> 01:41:58,620
[Women chanting]

2296
01:41:58,620 --> 01:42:01,448
-Thee, the time is nigh.
-The time is nigh.

2297
01:42:01,448 --> 01:42:03,620
-The time is nigh.
-The time is nigh.

2298
01:42:03,689 --> 01:42:05,655
-The time is nigh.
-The time is nigh.

2299
01:42:05,655 --> 01:42:07,275
-[Grunts]

2300
01:42:07,275 --> 01:42:09,689
-The time is nigh.
-The time is nigh.

2301
01:42:09,758 --> 01:42:11,241
-The time is nigh.
-The time is nigh.

2302
01:42:11,241 --> 01:42:15,241
[Screaming]

2303
01:42:15,241 --> 01:42:16,689
[Women chanting]

2304
01:42:16,689 --> 01:42:20,103
♪♪

2305
01:42:20,103 --> 01:42:22,620
[Thunder rumbling]

2306
01:42:22,620 --> 01:42:24,689
[Both laugh]

2307
01:42:24,689 --> 01:42:26,034
-15 seconds.

2308
01:42:26,034 --> 01:42:29,103
-Wait! Mabel!

2309
01:42:29,103 --> 01:42:30,551
Come with us!

2310
01:42:30,551 --> 01:42:31,793
-Ukabon. Ukabon.

2311
01:42:31,793 --> 01:42:35,068
Ukabon. Ukabon. Ukabon.

2312
01:42:35,068 --> 01:42:36,965
-Write my name!

2313
01:42:36,965 --> 01:42:39,482
-Just go, go, go!

2314
01:42:39,482 --> 01:42:41,206
[Both screaming]

2315
01:42:41,206 --> 01:42:46,068
♪♪

2316
01:42:46,068 --> 01:42:47,344
-He's coming!

2317
01:42:47,344 --> 01:42:49,413
-[Grunts]
-Troy!

2318
01:42:49,413 --> 01:42:52,103
Troy, we made it!
[Laughs]

2319
01:42:52,103 --> 01:42:54,793
W-wait, why -- why am I tied up?

2320
01:42:54,793 --> 01:42:57,310
Nate, Nate, Nate!

2321
01:42:57,310 --> 01:43:00,137
-No!
-Nate!

2322
01:43:00,137 --> 01:43:01,724
What are you doing?

2323
01:43:01,724 --> 01:43:04,655
-[Screams]

2324
01:43:04,655 --> 01:43:06,586
-How did this happen?

2325
01:43:06,586 --> 01:43:09,586
How did this happen?!
-Just try it again.

2326
01:43:09,586 --> 01:43:12,034
-You think we can just
do this again, just do it over?

2327
01:43:12,034 --> 01:43:13,379
Well, we can't! We can't!

2328
01:43:13,379 --> 01:43:15,000
-Another one
is in the book, honey.

2329
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:16,310
How did you let this happen?

2330
01:43:16,310 --> 01:43:18,172
-Well, the camera crew
wasn't my idea.

2331
01:43:18,172 --> 01:43:20,137
-You're going to blame me now?

2332
01:43:20,137 --> 01:43:21,689
I cleaned for you.
I prepare for you.

2333
01:43:21,689 --> 01:43:24,103
I stop up for you,
and this is how you thank me?

2334
01:43:24,103 --> 01:43:25,310
-Be quiet!
-Blame me?

2335
01:43:25,310 --> 01:43:26,586
You should have
listened to me.

2336
01:43:26,586 --> 01:43:29,793
-Shut up.
Julia, where are you going?

2337
01:43:29,793 --> 01:43:31,413
-I'm getting a mop.

2338
01:43:31,413 --> 01:43:33,206
[Static]

2339
01:43:37,137 --> 01:43:39,241
[Electricity humming]

2340
01:43:42,827 --> 01:43:44,482
[Camera beeping]

2341
01:43:47,793 --> 01:43:52,655
♪♪

2342
01:43:52,655 --> 01:43:54,551
-♪ Oh ♪

2343
01:43:54,551 --> 01:44:04,206
♪♪

2344
01:44:04,206 --> 01:44:07,034
♪ Sold into slavery down
in New Orleans ♪

2345
01:44:07,034 --> 01:44:09,655
♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪

2346
01:44:09,655 --> 01:44:12,482
♪ Black dog's head
on the killing bed ♪

2347
01:44:12,482 --> 01:44:15,275
♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪

2348
01:44:15,275 --> 01:44:18,137
♪ There on fire
in the corner of the world ♪

2349
01:44:18,137 --> 01:44:20,758
♪ There in misery ♪

2350
01:44:20,758 --> 01:44:23,586
♪ There on fire
in the corner of the world ♪

2351
01:44:23,586 --> 01:44:27,206
♪ Left for God to see ♪

2352
01:44:27,206 --> 01:44:32,620
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪

2353
01:44:32,620 --> 01:44:36,655
♪ Do you want to cross
that line? ♪

2354
01:44:36,655 --> 01:44:42,172
♪ 'Cause it's a long way back
from Hell ♪

2355
01:44:42,172 --> 01:44:48,000
♪ And you don't want
to go with ♪

2356
01:44:48,000 --> 01:44:50,689
♪ Me ♪

2357
01:44:50,689 --> 01:44:59,586
♪♪

2358
01:44:59,586 --> 01:45:02,482
♪ Poison father
of the human race ♪

2359
01:45:02,482 --> 01:45:05,241
♪ God of the tainted blood ♪

2360
01:45:05,241 --> 01:45:08,068
♪ Malevolence sneaking up
the spine of the world ♪

2361
01:45:08,068 --> 01:45:10,724
♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪

2362
01:45:10,724 --> 01:45:13,724
♪ There on fire
in the veins of man ♪

2363
01:45:13,724 --> 01:45:16,344
♪ There in misery ♪

2364
01:45:16,344 --> 01:45:19,206
♪ There on fire
in the veins of man ♪

2365
01:45:19,206 --> 01:45:22,655
♪ Left for God to see ♪

2366
01:45:22,655 --> 01:45:28,241
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪

2367
01:45:28,241 --> 01:45:31,896
♪ Do you want
to cross that line? ♪

2368
01:45:31,896 --> 01:45:37,620
♪ 'Cause it's a long way
back from Hell ♪

2369
01:45:37,620 --> 01:45:43,241
♪ And you don't want
to go with ♪

2370
01:45:43,241 --> 01:45:45,724
♪ Me ♪

2371
01:45:45,724 --> 01:45:51,896
♪♪

2372
01:45:51,896 --> 01:46:01,448
♪♪

2373
01:46:01,448 --> 01:46:07,655
♪♪

2374
01:46:07,655 --> 01:46:12,655
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪

2375
01:46:12,724 --> 01:46:18,241
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪

2376
01:46:18,241 --> 01:46:23,655
♪ Do you want to cross
that line? ♪

2377
01:46:23,724 --> 01:46:28,000
♪ Do you want to cross
that line? ♪

2378
01:46:28,000 --> 01:46:31,172
♪ Oh ♪

2379
01:46:31,172 --> 01:46:32,896
♪♪

2380
01:46:32,896 --> 01:46:35,793
♪ Wanna cross that line ♪

2381
01:46:35,793 --> 01:46:38,034
♪♪

2382
01:46:38,034 --> 01:46:42,413
♪ Oh, sold into slavery
down in New Orleans ♪

2383
01:46:42,413 --> 01:46:45,275
♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪

2384
01:46:45,275 --> 01:46:48,068
♪ Black dog's head
on the killing bed ♪

2385
01:46:48,068 --> 01:46:50,655
♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪

2386
01:46:50,655 --> 01:46:53,724
♪ There on fire
in the corner of the world ♪

2387
01:46:53,724 --> 01:46:56,344
♪ There in misery ♪

2388
01:46:56,344 --> 01:46:59,103
♪ Lucifer's face in the mirror
when you look ♪

2389
01:46:59,103 --> 01:47:02,689
♪ Left for God to see ♪

2390
01:47:02,689 --> 01:47:08,206
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪

2391
01:47:08,206 --> 01:47:12,275
♪ Do you want to cross
that line? ♪

2392
01:47:12,275 --> 01:47:17,586
♪ 'Cause it's a long way back
from Hell ♪

2393
01:47:17,586 --> 01:47:23,586
♪ And you don't want
to go with ♪

2394
01:47:23,586 --> 01:47:25,931
♪ Me ♪

2395
01:47:25,931 --> 01:47:34,620
♪♪

2396
01:47:34,620 --> 01:47:38,068
♪ Oh, poison father
of the human race ♪

2397
01:47:38,068 --> 01:47:40,758
♪ God of the tainted blood ♪

2398
01:47:40,758 --> 01:47:43,517
♪ Malevolence sneaking up
the spine of the world ♪

2399
01:47:43,517 --> 01:47:46,344
♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪

2400
01:47:46,344 --> 01:47:49,172
♪ There on fire
in the veins of man ♪

2401
01:47:49,172 --> 01:47:51,758
♪ There is misery ♪

2402
01:47:51,758 --> 01:47:54,793
♪ There on fire
in the veins of man ♪

2403
01:47:54,793 --> 01:47:58,620
♪ Left for God to see ♪

2404
01:47:58,620 --> 01:48:03,689
♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪

2405
01:48:03,689 --> 01:48:07,586
♪ Do you want
to cross that line? ♪

2406
01:48:07,586 --> 01:48:13,241
♪ Because it's a long way
back from Hell ♪

2407
01:48:13,241 --> 01:48:18,724
♪ And you don't
want to go with me ♪

2408
01:48:18,724 --> 01:48:24,344
♪ Hey, it's a long way
back from Hell ♪

2409
01:48:24,344 --> 01:48:28,724
♪ And you don't want
to go -- ♪

2410
01:48:28,724 --> 01:48:31,896
-We thread the needle
with thy name and pull thee

2411
01:48:31,896 --> 01:48:34,448
to our earthly plane, Mabel.

2412
01:48:34,448 --> 01:48:35,965
-Mabel.
-Mabel.

2413
01:48:36,034 --> 01:48:38,000
-Mabel.
-Mabel.

2414
01:48:38,068 --> 01:48:39,206
-Mabel.
-Mabel.

2415
01:48:39,275 --> 01:48:40,896
-Mabel.
-Mabel.

2416
01:48:40,896 --> 01:48:41,896
May--

2417
01:48:41,896 --> 01:48:44,862
[Insects chirping]

2418
01:48:44,862 --> 01:48:46,344
-Vroom.

2419
01:48:46,344 --> 01:48:48,448
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