WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:15.034 ♪♪ 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:15.034 --> 00:00:24.137 ♪♪ 5 00:00:24.137 --> 00:00:34.068 ♪♪ 6 00:00:34.068 --> 00:00:36.482 [VHS player clicks, humming] 7 00:00:44.965 --> 00:00:46.758 -[Humming] 8 00:00:49.172 --> 00:00:51.413 -Gentlemen, when I look at this battlefield, 9 00:00:51.413 --> 00:00:54.344 I see some of the bravest men ever to wear a uniform. 10 00:00:54.344 --> 00:00:55.586 Is that you, Johnson? 11 00:00:55.586 --> 00:00:57.172 You're a real lazy piece of shit. 12 00:00:57.172 --> 00:00:58.620 -[Snoring] 13 00:00:58.620 --> 00:00:59.724 -Johnson, wake up! 14 00:00:59.724 --> 00:01:01.448 -Sorry, sir. Just guarding the tank. 15 00:01:01.448 --> 00:01:02.758 -You were sleeping. I heard you. 16 00:01:02.758 --> 00:01:05.068 -But it's just so comfortable up here. 17 00:01:05.068 --> 00:01:06.724 I, huh... 18 00:01:06.724 --> 00:01:08.793 [Snoring] -Goddammit. 19 00:01:08.793 --> 00:01:10.379 And you there, stop posing. 20 00:01:10.379 --> 00:01:11.379 -Sorry, sir. -Sorry, sir. 21 00:01:11.379 --> 00:01:12.896 -Fucking showboats. 22 00:01:12.896 --> 00:01:14.344 -Excuse me, dear capitan. 23 00:01:14.344 --> 00:01:15.931 -[Groans] What do you want? 24 00:01:15.931 --> 00:01:17.241 -Can I get some cigarettes? 25 00:01:17.241 --> 00:01:19.137 -No. -How about a rifle? 26 00:01:19.137 --> 00:01:20.517 -You're a prisoner of war. 27 00:01:20.517 --> 00:01:22.413 -That doesn't mean we can still be friends. 28 00:01:22.413 --> 00:01:24.724 -It does actually. -Does it really? 29 00:01:24.724 --> 00:01:26.896 I've never heard that. How about a bugle? 30 00:01:26.896 --> 00:01:28.724 -We already have a guy who plays the bugle. 31 00:01:28.724 --> 00:01:30.793 -I can for sure play better than him. 32 00:01:30.793 --> 00:01:32.068 -It's true. I suck. 33 00:01:32.068 --> 00:01:33.724 -I'm not giving you a bugle. 34 00:01:33.724 --> 00:01:36.137 If I had it my way I would kill all Germans in this place. 35 00:01:36.137 --> 00:01:38.931 -But you already killed all the Germans in this place. 36 00:01:38.931 --> 00:01:41.241 [Sinister chord plays] 37 00:01:41.241 --> 00:01:44.275 -I'd do it again in a heartbeat, so do not test me. 38 00:01:44.275 --> 00:01:46.379 -Ouch. It's pretty mean to threaten someone 39 00:01:46.379 --> 00:01:47.827 with a war crime, my friend. 40 00:01:47.827 --> 00:01:49.068 -We aren't fri-- 41 00:01:49.068 --> 00:01:50.620 -Sir, I see something over there. 42 00:01:50.620 --> 00:01:52.413 -What is it was? Where's Johnson? 43 00:01:52.413 --> 00:01:54.275 -Yeehaw. 44 00:01:54.275 --> 00:01:56.586 -Johnson, you yahoo! Everybody run! 45 00:01:56.586 --> 00:01:58.862 [Imitating tank engine revving] 46 00:01:58.862 --> 00:02:04.310 -[Screaming] 47 00:02:04.310 --> 00:02:06.379 [Static plays] 48 00:02:10.344 --> 00:02:12.689 [Upbeat music playing off key] 49 00:02:12.689 --> 00:02:16.482 ♪♪ 50 00:02:16.482 --> 00:02:19.689 ♪♪ 51 00:02:19.689 --> 00:02:22.827 -This is the "Video Journal of Neurosurgery" with -- 52 00:02:22.827 --> 00:02:25.379 [Static humming] 53 00:02:25.379 --> 00:02:27.275 -Guys, I told you the list is endless. 54 00:02:27.275 --> 00:02:28.620 So, why wait? 55 00:02:28.620 --> 00:02:30.724 Call this toll-free number and order now. 56 00:02:30.724 --> 00:02:31.931 -Please stop. 57 00:02:31.931 --> 00:02:33.241 [Indistinct shouting] 58 00:02:37.172 --> 00:02:38.655 -Oh, wait. 59 00:02:41.206 --> 00:02:43.413 [Chuckles] So good. 60 00:02:48.379 --> 00:02:50.206 -Come on. 61 00:02:50.206 --> 00:02:54.413 ♪♪ 62 00:02:54.413 --> 00:02:56.068 [Rock music playing] 63 00:02:56.068 --> 00:02:59.379 ♪♪ 64 00:02:59.379 --> 00:03:01.206 -Hey! 65 00:03:01.206 --> 00:03:02.965 -Man, I'm getting crazy. 66 00:03:02.965 --> 00:03:06.068 ♪♪ 67 00:03:06.068 --> 00:03:07.482 -Yeah! Yeah! 68 00:03:07.482 --> 00:03:09.137 I'm out of my fucking mind. 69 00:03:09.137 --> 00:03:11.206 Ahh! 70 00:03:11.206 --> 00:03:12.551 -Fuck it up! 71 00:03:12.551 --> 00:03:14.758 ♪♪ 72 00:03:14.758 --> 00:03:16.448 [Laughs] 73 00:03:16.448 --> 00:03:18.482 -Shh. Hey. What's up, bud. 74 00:03:18.482 --> 00:03:20.172 -Get out of here! Stop! 75 00:03:20.172 --> 00:03:21.896 -Hey, make sure you wipe. 76 00:03:21.896 --> 00:03:23.517 -♪ Writing this down ♪ 77 00:03:23.517 --> 00:03:25.655 ♪ 'Cause she knows I'll never leave her ♪ 78 00:03:25.655 --> 00:03:27.793 ♪ 'Cause I can't live without her ♪ 79 00:03:27.793 --> 00:03:29.068 -Take it, take it down. 80 00:03:29.068 --> 00:03:30.931 -You want some of that? [Glass shatters] 81 00:03:30.931 --> 00:03:32.965 [Laughter] 82 00:03:32.965 --> 00:03:34.482 -This is my dick. 83 00:03:34.482 --> 00:03:36.862 That's right, it's big. 84 00:03:36.862 --> 00:03:38.379 -Now, don't be a pussy. 85 00:03:38.379 --> 00:03:39.689 [Screams] 86 00:03:39.689 --> 00:03:42.517 Oh, shit. Are you hurt? [Laughs] 87 00:03:42.517 --> 00:03:44.517 -♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪ 88 00:03:44.517 --> 00:03:47.482 ♪ Cause I don't want to get you off my back ♪ 89 00:03:47.482 --> 00:03:49.965 ♪ No wonder we hate the same things ♪ 90 00:03:49.965 --> 00:03:52.758 ♪ I hate everyone else ♪ 91 00:03:52.758 --> 00:03:54.137 ♪♪ 92 00:03:54.137 --> 00:03:56.655 -Let's fuck it up! 93 00:03:56.655 --> 00:03:59.344 -♪ I don't think you ever made a big mistake ♪ 94 00:03:59.344 --> 00:04:01.793 -Welcome, everyone, to party of... 95 00:04:01.793 --> 00:04:05.586 -Let's fuck shit up! -Let's fuck shit up! 96 00:04:05.586 --> 00:04:07.827 [Rock music plays] 97 00:04:07.827 --> 00:04:10.827 -[Laughs] 98 00:04:10.827 --> 00:04:12.068 -These are yours. 99 00:04:12.068 --> 00:04:13.344 -That's the closest you'll be 100 00:04:13.344 --> 00:04:14.965 to any pussy everything. 101 00:04:14.965 --> 00:04:16.241 -Oh! -Shut the fuck up. 102 00:04:16.241 --> 00:04:17.517 I get pussy. 103 00:04:17.517 --> 00:04:19.275 -Oh you get what -- -I get pussy. 104 00:04:19.275 --> 00:04:20.586 -Yeah. -Who's pussy? 105 00:04:20.586 --> 00:04:21.724 -Dick. 106 00:04:21.724 --> 00:04:26.310 ♪♪ 107 00:04:26.310 --> 00:04:28.517 Let me get a shot of this fine piece of meat right here. 108 00:04:28.517 --> 00:04:30.689 Look at this. -It looks good on you. 109 00:04:30.689 --> 00:04:32.206 -Why do you look hotter than Rachel? 110 00:04:32.206 --> 00:04:33.827 -Who wore it better? -That's what I'm saying. 111 00:04:33.827 --> 00:04:34.965 -Poor Rachel. 112 00:04:34.965 --> 00:04:36.241 -Don't even make that comparison. 113 00:04:36.241 --> 00:04:37.931 I'm fine as fuck, dude. 114 00:04:37.931 --> 00:04:40.103 [Laughter] 115 00:04:40.103 --> 00:04:43.172 Listen, this is a very special episode, 116 00:04:43.172 --> 00:04:45.068 because tonight, R.A.C.K is going on a mission. 117 00:04:45.068 --> 00:04:46.724 We're breaking into the Colony! 118 00:04:46.724 --> 00:04:49.000 -Don't use that word, dumbass. What is wrong with you? 119 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:50.586 -We're visiting the Colony. 120 00:04:50.586 --> 00:04:53.793 -The infamous Colony Underground. 121 00:04:53.793 --> 00:04:55.724 -Why do you got to keep acting so fruity lately? 122 00:04:55.724 --> 00:04:57.103 -What's it you, Mohammed? 123 00:04:57.103 --> 00:04:58.586 [Laughter] 124 00:04:58.586 --> 00:05:00.724 -Anywho, for those of you born yesterday, 125 00:05:00.724 --> 00:05:03.000 The Colony Underground was this really wicked -- 126 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:04.517 -It was an art collective. 127 00:05:04.517 --> 00:05:06.172 "It was an arts art collective?" 128 00:05:06.172 --> 00:05:10.241 -So, this art collective had like hella shows all the time. 129 00:05:10.241 --> 00:05:12.379 It was all ages, and some pretty big bands 130 00:05:12.379 --> 00:05:14.758 would come from the city, like the KGB, 131 00:05:14.758 --> 00:05:19.586 Eddie Cash and the Star Fuckers, Valentine Fox, 132 00:05:19.586 --> 00:05:21.655 mostly pumping hardcore stuff. -Yeah. 133 00:05:21.655 --> 00:05:23.413 -We totally would have played there. 134 00:05:23.413 --> 00:05:25.310 -Yeah. -For sure. 135 00:05:25.310 --> 00:05:26.862 -For real. -We would have if it weren't 136 00:05:26.862 --> 00:05:28.413 for the freak electrical fire 137 00:05:28.413 --> 00:05:31.379 that broke out three years ago to the day. 138 00:05:31.379 --> 00:05:35.137 -Wait, seriously? -Yeah, March 6, 1996. 139 00:05:35.137 --> 00:05:36.344 -It's March 5th. 140 00:05:36.344 --> 00:05:38.206 -Can you let him talk? God! 141 00:05:38.206 --> 00:05:40.620 [Indistinct shouting] 142 00:05:40.620 --> 00:05:41.758 [Glass shatters] 143 00:05:41.758 --> 00:05:45.172 -Three years ago, a freak electrical fire 144 00:05:45.172 --> 00:05:47.482 barbecued the inside of The Colony Underground 145 00:05:47.482 --> 00:05:51.793 and claimed four innocent lives. 146 00:05:51.793 --> 00:05:56.724 The lives of the very band that headlined that night. 147 00:05:56.724 --> 00:05:58.551 Legend has it their bodies only burned 148 00:05:58.551 --> 00:06:03.310 after being trampled to death by their own fans. 149 00:06:03.310 --> 00:06:07.137 Fans so desperate to escape the towering flames 150 00:06:07.137 --> 00:06:11.241 they crushed their heroes under foot without a second thought. 151 00:06:11.241 --> 00:06:12.482 -[Laughing] Dude, keep going. 152 00:06:12.482 --> 00:06:14.000 -Hmm? 153 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:16.379 -Oh, yeah, yeah look how freaked out Ankur looks. 154 00:06:16.379 --> 00:06:18.758 -Shut up, I'm fine. 155 00:06:18.758 --> 00:06:20.172 -Oh, your left pocket. 156 00:06:20.172 --> 00:06:22.379 -Is Ankur a little bitch? Let's see, let's see. 157 00:06:22.379 --> 00:06:25.517 Yo, it is turning! It is turning. 158 00:06:25.517 --> 00:06:27.275 Swear to God, look, look, look! 159 00:06:27.275 --> 00:06:28.551 -Okay, okay, okay. 160 00:06:28.551 --> 00:06:33.793 -So, that band was Bitch Cat. 161 00:06:33.793 --> 00:06:35.689 -You can cut in stuff from the tape you have right there? 162 00:06:35.689 --> 00:06:37.689 -Yeah. -That'd be a cool transition. 163 00:06:37.689 --> 00:06:39.034 -What tape? 164 00:06:39.034 --> 00:06:41.034 -Oh, dude it's so sick. 165 00:06:43.448 --> 00:06:47.241 ♪♪ 166 00:06:47.241 --> 00:06:48.551 -At church. Can't you tell? 167 00:06:48.551 --> 00:06:51.931 ♪♪ 168 00:06:51.931 --> 00:06:54.068 -♪ You want it your way ♪ 169 00:06:54.068 --> 00:06:58.586 ♪ Well, why don't you stay so? ♪ 170 00:06:58.586 --> 00:07:00.931 ♪♪ 171 00:07:00.931 --> 00:07:04.137 ♪ Ah, keep stuffing your face ♪ 172 00:07:04.137 --> 00:07:05.724 ♪ Eat cake as you... ♪ 173 00:07:05.724 --> 00:07:08.448 -Well, we weren't made by a corporation. 174 00:07:08.448 --> 00:07:11.965 We grew our sound and our following grassroots. 175 00:07:11.965 --> 00:07:14.068 -♪ What is it gonna take? ♪ 176 00:07:14.068 --> 00:07:16.482 [Indistinct] 177 00:07:16.482 --> 00:07:18.862 ♪ I guess I've seen it all ♪ 178 00:07:18.862 --> 00:07:21.551 ♪ I know I've seen too much, oh ♪ 179 00:07:21.551 --> 00:07:23.931 ♪ My God, what could it take?♪ 180 00:07:23.931 --> 00:07:26.655 -We got in Dierdre's van, and basically just played 181 00:07:26.655 --> 00:07:27.931 anywhere that'd take us. 182 00:07:27.931 --> 00:07:31.827 We're road warriors, man. -Yeah. 183 00:07:31.827 --> 00:07:37.172 -♪ Don't care about your angels ♪ 184 00:07:37.172 --> 00:07:41.068 ♪ Get off my back, boy ♪ 185 00:07:41.068 --> 00:07:44.103 -We don't even feel like we relate to LA anymore. 186 00:07:44.103 --> 00:07:46.310 Like, that stage is our home. 187 00:07:46.310 --> 00:07:49.206 -Yeah and the fans our family, for sure. 188 00:07:49.206 --> 00:07:52.620 ♪♪ 189 00:07:52.620 --> 00:07:54.482 -Our shows are these huge parties. 190 00:07:54.482 --> 00:07:57.241 Everyone belongs. Everybody has a killer time. 191 00:07:57.241 --> 00:07:59.758 -♪ Too bad 'cause I say so ♪ 192 00:07:59.758 --> 00:08:01.275 -Sure. [Laughs] 193 00:08:01.275 --> 00:08:04.137 I mean, what's the party without a little bit of violence? 194 00:08:04.137 --> 00:08:05.137 [Music distorting] 195 00:08:05.137 --> 00:08:07.310 -♪ We came out to play ♪ 196 00:08:07.310 --> 00:08:12.172 ♪ Get off of my stage, bro ♪ 197 00:08:12.172 --> 00:08:14.620 -♪ Get off my fucking stage ♪ 198 00:08:14.620 --> 00:08:16.517 -♪ My God, what could it be? ♪ 199 00:08:16.517 --> 00:08:19.689 -I think America got, like, a rage revolution on the way. 200 00:08:19.689 --> 00:08:21.965 [Distorting] Everyone's just so mad. 201 00:08:21.965 --> 00:08:24.517 -♪ Let's go, let's go ♪ 202 00:08:24.517 --> 00:08:26.206 -Everybody's daddy got too rich. 203 00:08:26.206 --> 00:08:29.620 -Yeah, so give us all your fucking money, daddy. 204 00:08:29.620 --> 00:08:32.068 -Give us your money! 205 00:08:32.068 --> 00:08:35.172 -♪ Bad boy, you already know ♪ 206 00:08:35.172 --> 00:08:40.206 ♪ I'm no angel ♪ 207 00:08:40.206 --> 00:08:47.103 ♪ Diamonds turns black ♪ 208 00:08:47.103 --> 00:08:52.344 ♪♪ 209 00:08:52.344 --> 00:08:56.103 [Distorted laughter] 210 00:08:56.103 --> 00:08:57.862 -Play or die. 211 00:08:57.862 --> 00:08:59.724 Play or die. 212 00:08:59.793 --> 00:09:01.620 Play or die. 213 00:09:01.620 --> 00:09:05.448 Play or die! 214 00:09:05.448 --> 00:09:07.793 -Oh, my God, look he's fucked up. 215 00:09:07.793 --> 00:09:10.551 -Hey! Hurry! Come on, come on. 216 00:09:10.551 --> 00:09:11.793 Yo, wait, wait. 217 00:09:11.793 --> 00:09:14.620 Tell everyone about the mission today. 218 00:09:14.620 --> 00:09:16.551 -R.A.C.K is going to The Colony Underground 219 00:09:16.551 --> 00:09:18.241 to play a show on whatever is left at that stage. 220 00:09:18.241 --> 00:09:19.965 And we're going to suck though because we've been rehearsing, 221 00:09:19.965 --> 00:09:21.517 what, two months? 222 00:09:21.517 --> 00:09:22.758 Yeah, show out to your Nazi dictator dad. 223 00:09:22.758 --> 00:09:24.862 I hope that's -- -Oh my God, whatever. 224 00:09:24.862 --> 00:09:26.586 -No, wait come on. Like, what else though? 225 00:09:26.586 --> 00:09:28.344 What else? -I don't know. 226 00:09:28.344 --> 00:09:30.482 We're going to get the gear, if there's any that works. 227 00:09:30.482 --> 00:09:33.241 -Yeah, but why'd you make a stop here? Your house? 228 00:09:33.241 --> 00:09:34.655 -Come on, K. -Hey, no. 229 00:09:34.655 --> 00:09:36.793 I just think inquiring minds want to know 230 00:09:36.793 --> 00:09:40.137 if you're really just scared little pussy bitch. 231 00:09:40.137 --> 00:09:42.724 That's all I want to know! Come on! 232 00:09:42.724 --> 00:09:45.862 Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to say a little scaredy baby 233 00:09:45.862 --> 00:09:48.137 who thinks he's going to meet some ghosts. 234 00:09:48.137 --> 00:09:52.551 Yo, Rachel, get the camera. Get the fucking camera, Rachel. 235 00:09:52.551 --> 00:09:54.379 Why's Ankur being a little bitch right now? 236 00:09:54.379 --> 00:09:55.758 -Stop. 237 00:09:55.758 --> 00:09:57.241 -Do you want your mommy because you don't come home. 238 00:09:57.241 --> 00:09:58.620 -Get off me! 239 00:09:58.620 --> 00:10:01.068 -Oh, no! The lady ghosts are going to eat me. 240 00:10:01.068 --> 00:10:03.068 [Distortion plays] 241 00:10:05.172 --> 00:10:06.793 -Dude, I can't believe we're here right now. 242 00:10:06.793 --> 00:10:08.586 -Come on, it's going to be fun. Come on, let's just go. 243 00:10:08.586 --> 00:10:10.344 -Rach, those chicks seem kind nice. 244 00:10:10.344 --> 00:10:12.068 I just don't think we should fuck with their gravesite. 245 00:10:12.068 --> 00:10:13.586 -But, like, you have to say why. 246 00:10:13.586 --> 00:10:16.310 Come on, it'll make a better video. 247 00:10:16.310 --> 00:10:18.137 I think it's cool. 248 00:10:19.620 --> 00:10:21.000 -Okay, fine. 249 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:23.068 So, you know these stories, okay? 250 00:10:23.068 --> 00:10:25.689 Hindu stories about bhuts. 251 00:10:25.689 --> 00:10:28.517 -Bhuts? -Yeah, dead people. 252 00:10:28.517 --> 00:10:32.379 Restless spirits with unfinished business, and supposedly 253 00:10:32.379 --> 00:10:35.551 if you bother them they'll like, they just like -- 254 00:10:35.551 --> 00:10:36.931 -They'll what? 255 00:10:36.931 --> 00:10:38.862 -They'll fucking possess you, okay? 256 00:10:38.862 --> 00:10:41.206 [Chain rattles] 257 00:10:41.206 --> 00:10:44.896 [Gate creaks] 258 00:10:44.896 --> 00:10:47.448 -Yes! -We're in. 259 00:10:47.448 --> 00:10:50.724 -So, that's why you went home and got a baggie of spices? 260 00:10:50.724 --> 00:10:53.586 They're like ghost killing spices. [Laughs] 261 00:10:53.586 --> 00:10:54.793 -Dude, just stop, I don't want -- 262 00:10:54.793 --> 00:10:56.103 -Relax, spice boy. 263 00:10:56.103 --> 00:10:57.448 -Get off my dick, motherfucker. 264 00:10:57.448 --> 00:11:00.310 -Wow, calm your fucking tits, dude. 265 00:11:00.310 --> 00:11:01.620 -Yo, hey, wait up. 266 00:11:01.620 --> 00:11:04.758 ♪♪ 267 00:11:04.758 --> 00:11:07.517 -Welcome to what's left of The Colony Underground. 268 00:11:07.517 --> 00:11:09.965 -Like, literally so far underground. 269 00:11:09.965 --> 00:11:12.482 -Yeah, like six feet under. 270 00:11:12.482 --> 00:11:14.137 -It's insane the whole audience 271 00:11:14.137 --> 00:11:15.586 actually got out of here alive. 272 00:11:15.586 --> 00:11:18.206 -Yeah, well, they sacrifice the band to do it. 273 00:11:18.206 --> 00:11:21.586 Imagine dying in a stampede. [Chuckles] 274 00:11:21.586 --> 00:11:24.034 -Herd mentality, dude. Sheep. 275 00:11:24.034 --> 00:11:26.896 -Still smells like a fire in here. 276 00:11:26.896 --> 00:11:28.586 -Crispy bodies. 277 00:11:29.586 --> 00:11:30.965 [Chuckles] 278 00:11:30.965 --> 00:11:32.793 [Door creaking] 279 00:11:32.793 --> 00:11:35.931 -Whoa. 280 00:11:35.931 --> 00:11:37.586 What? 281 00:11:38.896 --> 00:11:40.448 -Rach, I don't... 282 00:11:40.448 --> 00:11:43.827 -Dude, come on. just go. Come on. Hurry up. 283 00:11:43.827 --> 00:11:45.103 [Chuckles] 284 00:11:45.103 --> 00:11:46.931 [Sinister music plays] 285 00:11:46.931 --> 00:11:51.655 ♪♪ 286 00:11:51.655 --> 00:11:52.965 Boo! 287 00:11:52.965 --> 00:11:54.275 ♪♪ 288 00:11:54.275 --> 00:11:57.137 -This place is a total maze. 289 00:11:57.137 --> 00:12:00.655 So many hallways. 290 00:12:00.655 --> 00:12:02.103 -We've been down here for 10 minutes. 291 00:12:02.103 --> 00:12:03.482 I have no idea how to get back out. 292 00:12:03.482 --> 00:12:06.000 -Chill. I know the way. 293 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:09.310 ♪♪ 294 00:12:09.310 --> 00:12:10.413 -What is this? 295 00:12:10.413 --> 00:12:11.931 -The hell if I know. 296 00:12:11.931 --> 00:12:17.103 ♪♪ 297 00:12:17.103 --> 00:12:19.827 -I think somebody lives down here. 298 00:12:19.827 --> 00:12:22.689 -Look, look. Come here. 299 00:12:22.689 --> 00:12:25.344 Look at this here. 300 00:12:25.344 --> 00:12:26.827 -Why would anybody want to live here? 301 00:12:26.827 --> 00:12:29.482 -Well, I mean, for a homeless guy, it's not that bad. 302 00:12:29.482 --> 00:12:32.689 ♪♪ 303 00:12:32.689 --> 00:12:34.310 -Yeah, I bet. -Look at all the -- 304 00:12:34.310 --> 00:12:36.310 -[Whispering] I bet we're not alone. 305 00:12:36.310 --> 00:12:38.103 -Dude, seriously. It's just us here. 306 00:12:38.103 --> 00:12:40.344 I know it is. -That's some crackhead, 307 00:12:40.344 --> 00:12:42.655 heroin-licking homeless guy here. 308 00:12:42.655 --> 00:12:44.034 -Can you please stop? 309 00:12:44.034 --> 00:12:45.689 -Sorry. 310 00:12:46.344 --> 00:12:47.758 [Door clanks open] 311 00:12:47.758 --> 00:12:50.103 -What are you doing? Stop. Don't go in there. 312 00:12:50.103 --> 00:12:51.586 -Come on. -Whooo. 313 00:12:51.586 --> 00:12:52.896 -Dude, seriously? 314 00:12:52.896 --> 00:12:54.275 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 315 00:12:54.275 --> 00:12:56.103 -You're joking. 316 00:12:56.965 --> 00:12:59.689 -Not really. -Yeah, fuck that. 317 00:12:59.689 --> 00:13:03.793 -Anyway, look, somebody made a shrine. 318 00:13:03.793 --> 00:13:05.551 [Laughter] 319 00:13:05.551 --> 00:13:08.689 ♪♪ 320 00:13:08.689 --> 00:13:10.896 -What'd you guys find? -Whoa. 321 00:13:10.896 --> 00:13:12.758 -No way. 322 00:13:12.758 --> 00:13:15.379 -[Moaning] -Yo, Kaleb stop that. 323 00:13:15.379 --> 00:13:17.310 Yo, that's not cool. 324 00:13:17.310 --> 00:13:20.724 -[Gagging] -Stop, dude. 325 00:13:20.724 --> 00:13:22.586 -Whatever, bro. 326 00:13:22.586 --> 00:13:27.172 ♪♪ 327 00:13:27.172 --> 00:13:30.034 -Rachel, come here, come here. You see this? 328 00:13:30.034 --> 00:13:33.310 -Eww. Is -- is that a boot? 329 00:13:33.310 --> 00:13:35.586 -Melted into the floor. 330 00:13:35.586 --> 00:13:36.965 [Creaking] 331 00:13:36.965 --> 00:13:40.379 ♪♪ 332 00:13:40.379 --> 00:13:42.379 -These belong to one of the band chicks, you think? 333 00:13:42.379 --> 00:13:43.758 -Yeah, my money's on the base player. 334 00:13:43.758 --> 00:13:44.965 She wore boots like that. 335 00:13:44.965 --> 00:13:46.241 -I'm pretty sure they all wear boots. 336 00:13:46.241 --> 00:13:48.241 -Stop saying that word. 337 00:13:48.241 --> 00:13:50.448 -What? Boots? 338 00:13:50.448 --> 00:13:51.931 -Yo, Rach, come here, you got to get this. 339 00:13:51.931 --> 00:13:53.241 -What? -Shit, no way. 340 00:13:53.241 --> 00:13:54.758 No fucking way. Yo, Rachel, come here. 341 00:13:54.758 --> 00:13:56.241 -What? What is it? -Okay, you remember 342 00:13:56.241 --> 00:13:58.206 Amanda Pears, right? -Yeah. 343 00:13:58.206 --> 00:13:59.448 -You cannot tell me I could squeeze her 344 00:13:59.448 --> 00:14:01.103 fat ass through here. 345 00:14:01.103 --> 00:14:02.551 -Dude, there's no way. -There's no way! 346 00:14:02.551 --> 00:14:04.379 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 347 00:14:04.379 --> 00:14:07.034 -Yeah, no one like ripped off after asking. 348 00:14:07.034 --> 00:14:09.758 That's why she can't a job anymore except the gas station 349 00:14:09.758 --> 00:14:11.137 because she walks too funny. 350 00:14:11.137 --> 00:14:13.827 Ah-ha-ha. 351 00:14:13.827 --> 00:14:16.620 Fuck! It felt like someone pulled me. 352 00:14:16.620 --> 00:14:18.586 -Yeah, you fucking tripped, dude. 353 00:14:18.586 --> 00:14:20.413 -Guys, come quick! 354 00:14:20.413 --> 00:14:25.793 ♪♪ 355 00:14:25.793 --> 00:14:26.931 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 356 00:14:26.931 --> 00:14:28.620 -Yo, did you guys do this? 357 00:14:28.620 --> 00:14:30.827 -No fucking way. 358 00:14:30.827 --> 00:14:34.068 -Rachel, look at this. 359 00:14:34.068 --> 00:14:36.206 -Did you do this? -No. 360 00:14:36.206 --> 00:14:37.655 -Hey, Ankur. 361 00:14:37.655 --> 00:14:38.758 Surprise, bitch! 362 00:14:38.758 --> 00:14:41.344 -You guys fucking suck. [ Laughter ] 363 00:14:41.344 --> 00:14:43.758 -Do you seriously think some ghost set up your kit? 364 00:14:43.758 --> 00:14:46.241 -No. Did you, like, steal this out of my house? 365 00:14:46.241 --> 00:14:48.172 -Yeah, I fucking did. What are you do about it? 366 00:14:48.172 --> 00:14:49.655 You going to cry about it? -You guys are fucking unreal. 367 00:14:49.655 --> 00:14:51.586 -Big cry baby. 368 00:14:51.586 --> 00:14:53.896 -Alright, everyone try not to suck, okay? 369 00:14:53.896 --> 00:14:55.758 -Oh, for sure. -You're the boss. 370 00:14:55.758 --> 00:14:58.448 -Let's just go. -Thanks. 371 00:14:58.448 --> 00:15:00.931 -One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 372 00:15:00.931 --> 00:15:03.931 [Rock music plays] 373 00:15:03.931 --> 00:15:07.551 -Hey, hey, hey! 374 00:15:07.551 --> 00:15:08.862 Let's go! 375 00:15:08.862 --> 00:15:14.448 ♪♪ 376 00:15:14.448 --> 00:15:16.068 -Guys? 377 00:15:16.068 --> 00:15:17.793 Guys, what the fuck? 378 00:15:17.793 --> 00:15:20.310 Guys, seriously? 379 00:15:20.310 --> 00:15:22.448 Dude, cut it out. [Band members groaning] 380 00:15:22.448 --> 00:15:25.448 You guys think your having so much fun right now. 381 00:15:25.448 --> 00:15:29.000 If this is a joke, I'm going to fucking kill you all. 382 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:31.586 [Static plays] 383 00:15:31.586 --> 00:15:32.793 [Laughter] 384 00:15:32.793 --> 00:15:36.310 -Yes, let's go. 385 00:15:36.310 --> 00:15:39.103 -He's so predictable. 386 00:15:39.103 --> 00:15:41.275 -No, we like really got you with the whole... [Groaning] 387 00:15:41.275 --> 00:15:43.206 -It's been like three times already. 388 00:15:43.206 --> 00:15:45.965 -I know. Hey. 389 00:15:45.965 --> 00:15:47.275 -Tell the people what you're -- 390 00:15:47.275 --> 00:15:49.172 how your feeling right now? 391 00:15:49.172 --> 00:15:50.758 Mr. Ankur, tell them right here. 392 00:15:50.758 --> 00:15:52.344 [Laughter] 393 00:15:53.931 --> 00:15:55.689 [Chuckles] -What? 394 00:15:55.689 --> 00:15:57.206 Dude, you have to admit we got you so good. 395 00:15:57.206 --> 00:15:59.448 -Yo, it was fucking fun, man. Seriously. 396 00:16:01.103 --> 00:16:03.689 -Yo, like, we're just fucking around. 397 00:16:03.689 --> 00:16:06.000 -Look, it was my idea. -Come on. 398 00:16:09.137 --> 00:16:11.655 -I'm sorry. -Yikes. 399 00:16:11.655 --> 00:16:15.379 -Why can't you learn how to take a fucking joke, spice boy? 400 00:16:16.862 --> 00:16:18.137 -Oh, what? -Ankur. 401 00:16:18.137 --> 00:16:19.413 -What are you doing right now, bro? 402 00:16:19.413 --> 00:16:21.068 -What the fuck? What are you doing? 403 00:16:21.068 --> 00:16:24.586 -Don't be such a bitch about this, Ankur! Come back! 404 00:16:24.586 --> 00:16:28.068 -I hope the bhuta get all of you! 405 00:16:28.068 --> 00:16:30.103 -Ankur, come on. -Damn. What? 406 00:16:30.103 --> 00:16:32.172 What the fuck is he talking about? 407 00:16:32.172 --> 00:16:34.620 -So, are we still going do the jello thing? 408 00:16:34.620 --> 00:16:39.000 -Four Bitch Cats. Four sex dolls. 409 00:16:39.000 --> 00:16:40.758 Welcome back, sickos. 410 00:16:40.758 --> 00:16:42.413 We've come to The Colony Understand 411 00:16:42.413 --> 00:16:46.482 to find a very scientific answer to the age-old question. 412 00:16:46.482 --> 00:16:50.344 Just how hard is it to crush four chicks to death? 413 00:16:50.344 --> 00:16:52.172 Let's find out. 414 00:16:52.172 --> 00:16:54.172 You guys ready? 415 00:16:54.172 --> 00:16:56.517 Die, bitch! 416 00:16:56.517 --> 00:16:58.413 -Oh! 417 00:16:58.413 --> 00:17:00.413 -Oh, fuck. [Indistinct] 418 00:17:00.413 --> 00:17:01.586 -[Laughs] 419 00:17:01.586 --> 00:17:03.241 -Are we having problems here? 420 00:17:03.241 --> 00:17:04.758 [All grunting] 421 00:17:04.758 --> 00:17:08.241 ♪♪ 422 00:17:08.241 --> 00:17:09.827 Die, bitch! 423 00:17:09.827 --> 00:17:11.758 [Distortion] 424 00:17:11.758 --> 00:17:13.172 -[Grunting] 425 00:17:13.172 --> 00:17:15.034 -[Laughs] 426 00:17:15.034 --> 00:17:17.551 -Fuck you! Fuck you! 427 00:17:19.137 --> 00:17:21.137 [Banging] 428 00:17:21.137 --> 00:17:23.068 -Did you hear that? 429 00:17:23.068 --> 00:17:25.896 -Yeah, it must be a car outside. 430 00:17:25.896 --> 00:17:28.103 -Close the road, dude. [Laughs] 431 00:17:28.103 --> 00:17:29.689 -Jesus! 432 00:17:29.689 --> 00:17:31.137 Ankur, is that you? 433 00:17:31.137 --> 00:17:32.965 [Distortion] 434 00:17:32.965 --> 00:17:35.827 -Get off my fucking stage! 435 00:17:35.827 --> 00:17:37.172 -[Screams] 436 00:17:37.172 --> 00:17:42.172 ♪♪ 437 00:17:42.172 --> 00:17:45.620 ♪♪ 438 00:17:45.620 --> 00:17:47.103 [Body parts thuds] 439 00:17:47.103 --> 00:17:48.931 -What the fuck?! 440 00:17:48.931 --> 00:17:52.517 ♪♪ 441 00:17:52.517 --> 00:17:54.793 [Heavy breathing] 442 00:17:54.793 --> 00:17:57.137 [Camcorder beeps] 443 00:17:57.137 --> 00:17:58.827 -[Screams] 444 00:17:58.827 --> 00:18:06.413 ♪♪ 445 00:18:06.413 --> 00:18:13.137 ♪♪ 446 00:18:13.137 --> 00:18:22.482 ♪♪ 447 00:18:22.482 --> 00:18:31.862 ♪♪ 448 00:18:31.862 --> 00:18:40.827 ♪♪ 449 00:18:40.827 --> 00:18:43.103 -Play or die. 450 00:18:43.103 --> 00:18:44.965 Play or die. 451 00:18:45.034 --> 00:18:46.862 Play or die. 452 00:18:46.931 --> 00:18:48.758 Play or die. 453 00:18:48.758 --> 00:18:51.000 Play or die! 454 00:18:51.000 --> 00:19:00.172 ♪♪ 455 00:19:00.172 --> 00:19:02.827 ♪♪ 456 00:19:02.827 --> 00:19:04.241 -[Snarls] 457 00:19:04.241 --> 00:19:06.137 -Shit. Oh, shit, oh, fuck! 458 00:19:06.137 --> 00:19:07.793 [Screams] 459 00:19:07.793 --> 00:19:10.310 [Footsteps] 460 00:19:10.310 --> 00:19:12.482 Please help! Help! 461 00:19:12.482 --> 00:19:15.000 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, shit! 462 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:18.655 -[Distorted screaming] 463 00:19:18.655 --> 00:19:19.965 [Monster growling] 464 00:19:19.965 --> 00:19:26.000 ♪♪ 465 00:19:26.000 --> 00:19:27.965 -[Screaming] [Flesh tearing] 466 00:19:27.965 --> 00:19:29.551 -[Screaming] 467 00:19:29.551 --> 00:19:36.482 ♪♪ 468 00:19:36.482 --> 00:19:37.896 [Screaming] 469 00:19:37.896 --> 00:19:41.241 ♪♪ 470 00:19:41.241 --> 00:19:43.413 [Monsters roaring] 471 00:19:52.896 --> 00:19:55.862 -[Squawking] 472 00:19:55.862 --> 00:19:57.724 -[Whimpering] 473 00:20:00.793 --> 00:20:02.310 -[Squawks] 474 00:20:02.310 --> 00:20:03.965 [Whimpering continues] 475 00:20:03.965 --> 00:20:05.862 [Footsteps] 476 00:20:05.862 --> 00:20:07.793 -[Growls] 477 00:20:07.793 --> 00:20:12.103 ♪♪ 478 00:20:12.103 --> 00:20:18.068 ♪♪ 479 00:20:18.068 --> 00:20:23.034 -May you peacefully go to your final resting place?! 480 00:20:23.034 --> 00:20:25.310 [Monsters screeching] 481 00:20:25.310 --> 00:20:28.517 [Body sizzling] 482 00:20:28.517 --> 00:20:29.965 -[Panting] 483 00:20:29.965 --> 00:20:35.551 ♪♪ 484 00:20:35.551 --> 00:20:38.517 -[Snarling] 485 00:20:38.517 --> 00:20:40.689 [Laughter] 486 00:20:40.689 --> 00:20:42.310 ♪♪ 487 00:20:42.310 --> 00:20:45.000 -Psycho, man. I'm crazy. 488 00:20:45.000 --> 00:20:51.965 ♪♪ 489 00:20:51.965 --> 00:20:54.172 -Please help me! 490 00:20:54.172 --> 00:20:55.862 Please! 491 00:20:55.862 --> 00:20:57.172 Please, anybody! 492 00:20:57.172 --> 00:20:58.758 [Screams] 493 00:20:58.758 --> 00:21:00.103 [Monster snarls] 494 00:21:00.103 --> 00:21:02.068 Please! 495 00:21:02.068 --> 00:21:04.068 Cut it out! 496 00:21:04.068 --> 00:21:05.620 [Monster roaring] 497 00:21:05.620 --> 00:21:07.620 Help me! 498 00:21:07.620 --> 00:21:09.172 [Roaring continues] 499 00:21:09.172 --> 00:21:11.000 Anybody there?! 500 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:12.275 Stop it! 501 00:21:12.275 --> 00:21:13.965 Stay away from me! 502 00:21:13.965 --> 00:21:15.689 [Screaming] 503 00:21:15.689 --> 00:21:18.896 ♪♪ 504 00:21:18.896 --> 00:21:20.034 [Banging on door] 505 00:21:20.034 --> 00:21:22.620 Let me out! Let me out! 506 00:21:22.620 --> 00:21:24.034 [Monsters roaring] 507 00:21:24.034 --> 00:21:25.517 No! 508 00:21:25.517 --> 00:21:28.034 ♪♪ 509 00:21:28.034 --> 00:21:29.724 [Camera thuds] 510 00:21:29.724 --> 00:21:31.965 [Whimpering] 511 00:21:31.965 --> 00:21:34.758 No! 512 00:21:34.758 --> 00:21:36.758 Stop it! [Screams] 513 00:21:36.758 --> 00:21:39.034 [Flesh tears] 514 00:21:39.034 --> 00:21:40.137 [Screams] 515 00:21:40.137 --> 00:21:49.551 ♪♪ 516 00:21:49.551 --> 00:21:51.689 ♪♪ 517 00:21:51.689 --> 00:21:53.551 -[Chirping] 518 00:21:53.551 --> 00:22:02.655 ♪♪ 519 00:22:02.655 --> 00:22:07.551 ♪♪ 520 00:22:07.551 --> 00:22:09.586 -[Screeching] 521 00:22:09.586 --> 00:22:18.000 ♪♪ 522 00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:21.103 ♪♪ 523 00:22:21.103 --> 00:22:23.655 ♪♪ 524 00:22:23.655 --> 00:22:26.655 [Static plays] 525 00:22:26.655 --> 00:22:28.172 -[Distorted] You can feel it in the shows now. 526 00:22:28.172 --> 00:22:31.551 Everyone's just so mad. 527 00:22:31.551 --> 00:22:33.241 -What's a party without a little bit of violence? 528 00:22:33.241 --> 00:22:34.689 [Switch clicks] 529 00:22:36.931 --> 00:22:39.827 -[Distorted] Let's fuck shit up! 530 00:22:39.827 --> 00:22:48.413 ♪♪ 531 00:22:48.413 --> 00:22:56.862 ♪♪ 532 00:22:56.862 --> 00:22:58.206 ♪♪ 533 00:22:58.206 --> 00:23:00.068 [Static plays] 534 00:23:02.620 --> 00:23:04.137 -Quack, quack. 535 00:23:04.137 --> 00:23:05.482 [Whistle!] 536 00:23:05.482 --> 00:23:06.655 [Crash!] 537 00:23:06.655 --> 00:23:08.862 -[Grunting] 538 00:23:08.862 --> 00:23:10.344 [Footsteps] 539 00:23:12.724 --> 00:23:14.103 Hmm. 540 00:23:17.000 --> 00:23:18.586 -There you are. 541 00:23:18.586 --> 00:23:19.827 [Paper rustling] 542 00:23:19.827 --> 00:23:23.000 ♪♪ 543 00:23:26.344 --> 00:23:27.896 [Bird screeches] -[Groans] 544 00:23:27.896 --> 00:23:29.448 [Static playing] 545 00:23:32.793 --> 00:23:35.206 ♪♪ 546 00:23:35.206 --> 00:23:36.689 [Camera whirs] 547 00:23:36.689 --> 00:23:40.793 ♪♪ 548 00:23:40.793 --> 00:23:42.172 -[Clears throat] 549 00:23:42.172 --> 00:23:49.586 ♪♪ 550 00:23:49.586 --> 00:23:51.517 -Hello. 551 00:23:51.517 --> 00:23:52.758 [Sighs] 552 00:23:52.758 --> 00:23:55.137 ♪♪ 553 00:23:55.137 --> 00:23:58.793 Hey. Um, I just... 554 00:23:58.793 --> 00:24:00.206 Okay. 555 00:24:01.344 --> 00:24:02.344 Hi. 556 00:24:02.344 --> 00:24:04.103 I just had to record this video 557 00:24:04.103 --> 00:24:08.103 after going to Beta Sigma Eta today and meeting all the girls. 558 00:24:08.103 --> 00:24:09.827 [Sighs] No, that's bad. 559 00:24:09.827 --> 00:24:11.620 That's bad. Okay. 560 00:24:11.620 --> 00:24:12.689 Okay. 561 00:24:15.586 --> 00:24:17.448 I just want you to know that from the moment 562 00:24:17.448 --> 00:24:19.034 that I walked into Beta Sigma Eta 563 00:24:19.034 --> 00:24:21.137 I knew that it was my home. 564 00:24:21.137 --> 00:24:23.068 I want you girls to be my friends for life, 565 00:24:23.068 --> 00:24:26.655 and I'm not going to apply to any more sororities. 566 00:24:26.655 --> 00:24:28.344 I knew from the moment that I met you 567 00:24:28.344 --> 00:24:30.448 that we will become soul sisters. 568 00:24:30.448 --> 00:24:33.172 -A suicide bid? -Helen? 569 00:24:33.172 --> 00:24:36.000 I thought you were studying at the library. 570 00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:39.517 -You're only putting one sorority on your application. 571 00:24:39.517 --> 00:24:41.068 A suicide bid. -Yeah, I know what 572 00:24:41.068 --> 00:24:42.068 a suicide bid is, Helen. 573 00:24:42.068 --> 00:24:43.689 I'm not stupid. 574 00:24:43.689 --> 00:24:45.275 So, what? 575 00:24:45.275 --> 00:24:47.000 -Well, so, if they say no, 576 00:24:47.000 --> 00:24:50.206 you will be excluded from the whole sorority process. 577 00:24:50.206 --> 00:24:52.586 And that means spending your entire freshman year 578 00:24:52.586 --> 00:24:54.068 as an outcast. 579 00:24:54.068 --> 00:24:57.413 You really want to take that risk with those girls? 580 00:24:57.413 --> 00:25:00.172 -What do you mean, those girls? 581 00:25:02.068 --> 00:25:05.827 -I mean, you saw the way they looked at us 582 00:25:05.827 --> 00:25:07.793 when they showed us around? 583 00:25:07.793 --> 00:25:09.172 You mean you really think they'll say yes 584 00:25:09.172 --> 00:25:11.724 to people like us? 585 00:25:11.724 --> 00:25:14.379 -No, not us. 586 00:25:17.275 --> 00:25:19.103 -Do you have a cigarette? 587 00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:21.068 I can't do this. 588 00:25:21.068 --> 00:25:22.620 [Woman cheering] 589 00:25:22.620 --> 00:25:24.000 [Horn honking] 590 00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:27.344 [cheering continues] 591 00:25:27.344 --> 00:25:28.724 Jesus Christ, Annie. 592 00:25:28.724 --> 00:25:31.413 You're going to bring security over here. 593 00:25:31.413 --> 00:25:32.689 What took you guys so long? 594 00:25:32.689 --> 00:25:34.379 -Don't get your panties in a twist. 595 00:25:34.379 --> 00:25:35.862 We had to get some supplies. -Oh, my God. 596 00:25:35.862 --> 00:25:38.172 -Turns out Lily here really likes to party. 597 00:25:38.172 --> 00:25:40.724 -Oh, we are going to party. [Laughter] 598 00:25:40.724 --> 00:25:42.620 -You guys, you got it? 599 00:25:42.620 --> 00:25:43.689 -You got the keys? 600 00:25:43.689 --> 00:25:45.620 -My dad will kill me if he finds out. 601 00:25:45.620 --> 00:25:47.896 -Yeah, but do you have the keys? 602 00:25:47.896 --> 00:25:49.586 -You know I do. 603 00:25:49.586 --> 00:25:50.689 [Keys jingle] 604 00:25:50.689 --> 00:25:52.241 -Come on, let's go! 605 00:25:52.241 --> 00:25:54.896 Come on, it's time. 606 00:25:54.896 --> 00:25:57.034 -Hey, Lindsay. 607 00:25:57.034 --> 00:25:58.241 -Oh, shit. -Oh my God. 608 00:25:58.241 --> 00:26:00.620 [Laughter] 609 00:26:00.620 --> 00:26:02.931 -We're going to have a fun night. 610 00:26:02.931 --> 00:26:07.000 -Oh, my gosh. -Tote college. 611 00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:08.655 -Isn't she the cutest? 612 00:26:08.655 --> 00:26:11.620 -Welcome! 613 00:26:11.620 --> 00:26:14.586 -Oh, my gosh, this place is incredible. 614 00:26:18.241 --> 00:26:21.379 -Pretty cool, huh? 615 00:26:21.379 --> 00:26:23.896 -Oh, man, we loved your message. 616 00:26:23.896 --> 00:26:26.275 It was so heartfelt. 617 00:26:26.275 --> 00:26:27.896 Wasn't it girls? 618 00:26:27.896 --> 00:26:30.241 -So cute. -Adorable. 619 00:26:30.241 --> 00:26:32.310 -We were so flattered that you would suicide bid 620 00:26:32.310 --> 00:26:34.482 just to join our sorority. 621 00:26:34.482 --> 00:26:37.034 -Yeah, friends forever. 622 00:26:37.034 --> 00:26:38.413 -Yes, soul sisters. 623 00:26:38.413 --> 00:26:40.931 -Soul sisters! -Soul sisters! 624 00:26:40.931 --> 00:26:43.896 [Laughter] 625 00:26:43.896 --> 00:26:45.586 -So, what are we doing here? 626 00:26:48.862 --> 00:26:51.482 -Have you ever heard of The Legend of Guiltine? 627 00:26:53.758 --> 00:26:57.275 Guiltine, was a pretty young freshman who went here to TCU 628 00:26:57.275 --> 00:26:59.586 maybe 20 years ago. 629 00:26:59.586 --> 00:27:05.172 She wanted to join a sorority, our sorority just like you. 630 00:27:05.172 --> 00:27:08.586 -And she was desperate and alone, just like you. 631 00:27:08.586 --> 00:27:11.689 -And the girls took her back here and into the graveyard. 632 00:27:11.689 --> 00:27:14.724 And they told her that in order to be a part of their sorority, 633 00:27:14.724 --> 00:27:18.000 she had to spend the night buried in a coffin. 634 00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:21.172 Only they didn't just leave her there for a night. 635 00:27:21.172 --> 00:27:23.620 They left her there for an entire week. 636 00:27:23.620 --> 00:27:26.344 -And when they finally dug her up... 637 00:27:26.344 --> 00:27:28.206 -There was no one in it. 638 00:27:28.206 --> 00:27:30.310 [Laughter] 639 00:27:30.310 --> 00:27:31.655 -What happened to her? 640 00:27:31.655 --> 00:27:33.172 -No one knows. 641 00:27:33.172 --> 00:27:37.896 Some say she just crawled right through into the underworld. 642 00:27:37.896 --> 00:27:39.827 And if you listen closely, 643 00:27:39.827 --> 00:27:42.482 sometimes you can hear a knocking sound. 644 00:27:42.482 --> 00:27:46.379 It's Guiltine, desperate and alone. 645 00:27:46.379 --> 00:27:48.448 Looking for someone awake who she can take back 646 00:27:48.448 --> 00:27:50.000 into the underworld to play with. 647 00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:51.448 [Laughter] 648 00:27:51.448 --> 00:27:53.172 Drink up! 649 00:27:53.172 --> 00:27:56.206 -Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 650 00:27:56.206 --> 00:28:00.551 [Laughter] 651 00:28:00.551 --> 00:28:02.379 -We have something for you. 652 00:28:04.689 --> 00:28:05.827 -Surprise, bitch. 653 00:28:05.827 --> 00:28:08.310 -No way! 654 00:28:08.310 --> 00:28:11.172 -We want you to join our family. Right, girls? 655 00:28:11.172 --> 00:28:13.689 We just need you to do one thing first. 656 00:28:13.689 --> 00:28:14.896 -Thank you. Okay. 657 00:28:14.896 --> 00:28:18.310 -One tiny thing. 658 00:28:18.310 --> 00:28:21.137 -We need you to spend the night in a coffin. 659 00:28:21.137 --> 00:28:23.655 Just like Guiltine. 660 00:28:23.655 --> 00:28:25.241 [Laughter] 661 00:28:25.241 --> 00:28:28.241 -Come on! [Laughter] 662 00:28:28.241 --> 00:28:29.965 -You're going to have fun, I promise. 663 00:28:29.965 --> 00:28:31.172 -Okay. 664 00:28:31.172 --> 00:28:32.551 -You're going to be scared shitless. 665 00:28:32.551 --> 00:28:34.172 [Laughter] 666 00:28:35.034 --> 00:28:36.551 -Oh. 667 00:28:41.724 --> 00:28:44.068 -Um, Annie, I don't know if I'm actually want to do this. 668 00:28:44.068 --> 00:28:46.379 -Oh, come on, Lily. 669 00:28:46.379 --> 00:28:48.310 We all had to do it. 670 00:28:48.310 --> 00:28:50.793 -You -- you all did this? 671 00:28:50.793 --> 00:28:54.275 -Sure. -[Chuckles] 672 00:28:54.275 --> 00:28:56.310 -It really isn't that bad. 673 00:28:56.310 --> 00:28:57.896 I promise. -Okay. 674 00:28:57.896 --> 00:29:00.517 -There's enough air in a coffin to last you 24 hours. 675 00:29:00.517 --> 00:29:02.241 The faster you breathe, the faster you use up 676 00:29:02.241 --> 00:29:04.034 your air so you can't panic. 677 00:29:04.034 --> 00:29:05.724 [Cowbell dinging] 678 00:29:05.724 --> 00:29:09.310 -You can pull this cord at any time, and it'll ring the bell. 679 00:29:09.310 --> 00:29:11.275 And we'll come and dig you up. 680 00:29:11.275 --> 00:29:13.482 -But if you do, you'll have forfeited your place 681 00:29:13.482 --> 00:29:15.931 in our sorority. 682 00:29:15.931 --> 00:29:18.068 -Here you go. 683 00:29:18.068 --> 00:29:20.275 We want to see how scared you get. 684 00:29:20.275 --> 00:29:22.241 -And so, you can see down there. 685 00:29:24.068 --> 00:29:26.172 -Just be brave. 686 00:29:26.172 --> 00:29:28.000 It really isn't that bad. 687 00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:31.137 Annie probably won't let you stay on there all night. 688 00:29:36.965 --> 00:29:38.241 Take this. 689 00:29:38.241 --> 00:29:40.793 Only open it when you're most scared 690 00:29:40.793 --> 00:29:42.586 and about to pull the cord. 691 00:29:42.586 --> 00:29:45.517 It'll give you strength. I promise you. 692 00:29:45.517 --> 00:29:47.068 -Thank you. 693 00:29:49.241 --> 00:29:51.172 -Watch out for Guiltine. 694 00:29:51.172 --> 00:29:53.413 If you hear her knock, whatever you do, 695 00:29:53.413 --> 00:29:55.068 don't let her know you're down there. 696 00:29:55.068 --> 00:29:56.793 If you let her know you're alive, 697 00:29:56.793 --> 00:30:00.586 she will take you back to the world of the dead to play with. 698 00:30:00.586 --> 00:30:02.137 -She's just fucking with you. 699 00:30:02.137 --> 00:30:04.482 [ Laughter ] 700 00:30:08.931 --> 00:30:16.379 -B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E! 701 00:30:16.379 --> 00:30:19.896 -Good luck down there. Don't get too scared. 702 00:30:19.896 --> 00:30:21.793 -Oh, it's nice and cozy. 703 00:30:21.793 --> 00:30:23.068 -Any last words? 704 00:30:23.068 --> 00:30:25.793 [Laughter] 705 00:30:25.793 --> 00:30:26.931 Alright. 706 00:30:26.931 --> 00:30:28.275 [Static] 707 00:30:28.275 --> 00:30:33.724 -Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 708 00:30:33.724 --> 00:30:38.586 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 709 00:30:38.586 --> 00:30:39.793 [Lid closes] 710 00:30:39.793 --> 00:30:40.965 -Whoo! 711 00:30:40.965 --> 00:30:42.172 [Laughter] 712 00:30:42.172 --> 00:30:44.827 -Oh, earth, earth. 713 00:30:44.827 --> 00:30:47.275 -Oh, moist earth. 714 00:30:47.275 --> 00:30:51.896 You took away my father and my dear mother. 715 00:30:51.896 --> 00:30:56.655 You took away my father and my dear mother, 716 00:30:56.655 --> 00:31:03.068 then take me also for I am very lonely. 717 00:31:03.068 --> 00:31:05.034 [Laughter] 718 00:31:08.758 --> 00:31:11.103 -Nighty-night. 719 00:31:16.551 --> 00:31:17.931 [Dirt thudding] -[Gasps] 720 00:31:17.931 --> 00:31:19.586 [Laughter] 721 00:31:32.275 --> 00:31:34.413 [Breathing steadily] 722 00:31:36.551 --> 00:31:38.103 [Thudding stops] 723 00:31:43.172 --> 00:31:45.172 -It's okay. 724 00:31:45.172 --> 00:31:47.689 It's okay, just don't panic. 725 00:31:47.689 --> 00:31:49.137 Don't panic. 726 00:31:56.275 --> 00:31:58.034 [Breathing shakily] 727 00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:07.344 [Exhales sharply It's okay. 728 00:32:07.344 --> 00:32:09.827 It's all just for show. 729 00:32:09.827 --> 00:32:12.275 They're not going to leave you down here. 730 00:32:12.275 --> 00:32:14.344 Come on, you knew they were going to do this. 731 00:32:16.827 --> 00:32:18.689 I'm not scared. 732 00:32:18.689 --> 00:32:20.310 I'm not scared. 733 00:32:20.379 --> 00:32:21.758 I'm not scared. 734 00:32:21.758 --> 00:32:23.103 [Static] 735 00:32:30.103 --> 00:32:31.620 [Static] 736 00:32:37.793 --> 00:32:39.655 [Laughs] 737 00:32:39.655 --> 00:32:42.172 Oh, Helen, if you could see me now. 738 00:32:48.620 --> 00:32:51.517 [ Laughs] 739 00:32:51.517 --> 00:32:53.586 What did you do this weekend? 740 00:32:53.586 --> 00:32:57.310 Library? Oh, that's cool. Me? 741 00:32:57.310 --> 00:33:00.689 Oh, you know, the usual, just buried alive in a coffin. 742 00:33:00.689 --> 00:33:02.517 [Laughs] 743 00:33:13.137 --> 00:33:15.137 [Wood creaking] 744 00:33:23.379 --> 00:33:26.896 No, that's what you want, isn't it? 745 00:33:26.896 --> 00:33:30.344 You want me to fail so I can end up like you. 746 00:33:30.344 --> 00:33:33.206 Sad and alone every Friday night wishing a boy, 747 00:33:33.206 --> 00:33:37.034 any boy would ask you out. 748 00:33:37.034 --> 00:33:39.724 But I'm not like you. 749 00:33:39.724 --> 00:33:41.310 I'm like them. 750 00:33:43.655 --> 00:33:45.896 [Chuckles] 751 00:33:45.896 --> 00:33:49.413 [Exhales sharply] It's okay. 752 00:33:49.413 --> 00:33:51.344 It's all going to be okay. 753 00:33:53.793 --> 00:33:55.379 [Wood scraping] 754 00:34:01.137 --> 00:34:02.517 Hello? 755 00:34:02.517 --> 00:34:04.379 Hello? Hello? 756 00:34:07.034 --> 00:34:08.482 Hello? 757 00:34:10.034 --> 00:34:11.482 [Banging on lid] 758 00:34:11.482 --> 00:34:13.034 [Panting] 759 00:34:19.206 --> 00:34:22.758 [Laughter] 760 00:34:22.758 --> 00:34:26.241 -She's probably so scared. 761 00:34:26.241 --> 00:34:28.000 [Banging on lid] 762 00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:30.172 -The box, the box. 763 00:34:30.172 --> 00:34:32.000 [Banging continues] 764 00:34:35.862 --> 00:34:37.655 [Panting] 765 00:34:37.655 --> 00:34:39.379 [Screams] 766 00:34:42.206 --> 00:34:44.034 [Whimpering] 767 00:34:51.034 --> 00:34:53.862 [Panting] 768 00:34:53.862 --> 00:34:55.551 What the fuck? 769 00:34:56.517 --> 00:34:58.827 [Laughter] 770 00:34:58.827 --> 00:35:00.862 -Aw, poor baby. 771 00:35:00.862 --> 00:35:02.482 -Poor Lily. 772 00:35:02.482 --> 00:35:07.000 ♪♪ 773 00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:08.551 [Laughter] 774 00:35:08.551 --> 00:35:14.551 ♪♪ 775 00:35:14.551 --> 00:35:18.275 [Whimpering] 776 00:35:18.275 --> 00:35:19.827 [Cowbell dinging] 777 00:35:19.827 --> 00:35:23.275 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 778 00:35:23.275 --> 00:35:25.448 -Oh, my God. 779 00:35:25.448 --> 00:35:27.172 -She's definitely shit herself. 780 00:35:27.172 --> 00:35:28.758 [Thunder rumbles] 781 00:35:28.758 --> 00:35:30.965 [Cheering] 782 00:35:30.965 --> 00:35:34.620 [Thunder crashes, cowbell dinging] 783 00:35:34.620 --> 00:35:37.793 -[Screams] Let me out! Let me out! 784 00:35:37.793 --> 00:35:39.517 Let me out! 785 00:35:39.517 --> 00:35:41.620 [Banging] 786 00:35:41.620 --> 00:35:42.931 [Whimpering] 787 00:35:42.931 --> 00:35:52.862 ♪♪ 788 00:35:52.862 --> 00:35:55.896 [Cheering] 789 00:35:55.896 --> 00:35:57.793 [Cowbell dinging] 790 00:35:57.793 --> 00:35:59.172 ♪♪ 791 00:35:59.172 --> 00:36:00.517 [Siren chirps] 792 00:36:03.103 --> 00:36:05.344 -Get the bell. [Thunder rumbles] 793 00:36:05.344 --> 00:36:07.137 If they find out we're doing a hazing prank, 794 00:36:07.137 --> 00:36:08.413 we'll all get expelled. 795 00:36:08.413 --> 00:36:09.931 -Fuck! My dad will kill me! 796 00:36:09.931 --> 00:36:11.413 -No one's getting expelled. 797 00:36:11.413 --> 00:36:13.000 We'll hide and we'll come back later. 798 00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:14.206 -But what about Lily? 799 00:36:14.206 --> 00:36:16.137 -I said we'll come back later. 800 00:36:16.137 --> 00:36:17.551 Let's go. 801 00:36:19.137 --> 00:36:21.137 [Camera thuds, thunder rumbles] 802 00:36:26.034 --> 00:36:28.172 [Police radio chatter, footsteps] 803 00:36:31.448 --> 00:36:34.034 -Hey, dispatch for 1061 at the cemetery, 804 00:36:34.034 --> 00:36:36.551 do respond with an update. 805 00:36:36.551 --> 00:36:40.517 [Police radio chatter, thunder crashes] 806 00:36:40.517 --> 00:36:41.827 -Fuck this. 807 00:36:41.827 --> 00:36:44.517 Let's get back inside before we catch pneumonia. 808 00:36:46.758 --> 00:36:48.586 -Help! [Banging on lid] 809 00:36:48.586 --> 00:36:50.275 I need help! 810 00:36:50.275 --> 00:36:52.758 Let me out! Let me out! 811 00:36:52.758 --> 00:36:54.103 Let me out! 812 00:36:54.172 --> 00:36:56.275 Let me out! 813 00:36:56.275 --> 00:36:59.206 Let me out! Please! 814 00:36:59.206 --> 00:37:00.862 Please, somebody! 815 00:37:00.862 --> 00:37:02.379 [Thunder rumbling] 816 00:37:17.896 --> 00:37:21.241 Helen, if you ever see this, 817 00:37:21.241 --> 00:37:25.068 I just want you to know that I'm really sorry. 818 00:37:25.068 --> 00:37:28.344 I was such an idiot. 819 00:37:28.344 --> 00:37:30.931 You're my best friend. 820 00:37:30.931 --> 00:37:35.034 You're my only true friend. 821 00:37:35.034 --> 00:37:38.758 I don't know why I thought I could fit in with those girls. 822 00:37:38.758 --> 00:37:41.103 I don't know why I even I wanted to. 823 00:37:44.758 --> 00:37:46.551 [Coffin creaking] 824 00:37:54.241 --> 00:37:56.000 [Water pouring] 825 00:38:03.793 --> 00:38:05.310 Oh, my God. 826 00:38:05.310 --> 00:38:10.000 [Creaking continues] 827 00:38:10.000 --> 00:38:11.931 No! No! 828 00:38:11.931 --> 00:38:14.206 No! No! Let me out! 829 00:38:14.206 --> 00:38:16.379 Let me out! 830 00:38:16.379 --> 00:38:18.344 [Sobbing] 831 00:38:22.551 --> 00:38:24.482 [Coffin cracks] 832 00:38:28.551 --> 00:38:30.655 No! Help me! 833 00:38:30.655 --> 00:38:32.689 Let me out! 834 00:38:32.689 --> 00:38:33.758 Oh, my God! 835 00:38:33.758 --> 00:38:36.758 No! No! No! 836 00:38:36.758 --> 00:38:39.310 Please! No! 837 00:38:39.310 --> 00:38:43.551 Please help me! 838 00:38:43.551 --> 00:38:45.758 Please help! 839 00:38:45.758 --> 00:38:48.655 ♪♪ 840 00:38:48.655 --> 00:38:50.551 No! 841 00:38:50.551 --> 00:38:52.448 Help! 842 00:38:52.448 --> 00:38:57.724 ♪♪ 843 00:38:57.724 --> 00:38:59.758 [Screams] 844 00:38:59.758 --> 00:39:06.724 ♪♪ 845 00:39:06.724 --> 00:39:08.103 [Banging on coffin] 846 00:39:08.103 --> 00:39:10.103 [Coffin unlocking] 847 00:39:10.103 --> 00:39:12.862 Oh, my God! 848 00:39:12.862 --> 00:39:14.413 Annie? 849 00:39:14.413 --> 00:39:16.206 Annie, let me out! Let me out! 850 00:39:16.206 --> 00:39:17.551 Let me out! 851 00:39:17.620 --> 00:39:20.034 Let me out! 852 00:39:20.034 --> 00:39:21.275 [Screams] 853 00:39:21.275 --> 00:39:24.000 [Guiltine screeching] 854 00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:26.517 [Screaming] 855 00:39:26.517 --> 00:39:33.172 ♪♪ 856 00:39:33.172 --> 00:39:34.862 [Glass shatters] 857 00:39:34.862 --> 00:39:36.517 -[Screaming] 858 00:39:36.517 --> 00:39:44.896 ♪♪ 859 00:39:44.896 --> 00:39:48.655 ♪♪ 860 00:39:48.655 --> 00:39:49.827 Oh, my God! 861 00:39:49.827 --> 00:39:51.655 [Sobbing] 862 00:39:56.310 --> 00:39:58.068 [Water pouring] 863 00:40:04.724 --> 00:40:06.517 [Screaming] 864 00:40:06.517 --> 00:40:10.137 ♪♪ 865 00:40:10.137 --> 00:40:12.103 [Guiltine screeching] 866 00:40:12.103 --> 00:40:20.827 ♪♪ 867 00:40:20.827 --> 00:40:26.068 ♪♪ 868 00:40:26.068 --> 00:40:28.689 [Distortion plays] 869 00:40:28.689 --> 00:40:30.275 [Static plays] 870 00:40:31.344 --> 00:40:34.000 [VHS tape fast forwarding] 871 00:40:39.068 --> 00:40:41.103 [Fast forwarding stops] 872 00:40:41.103 --> 00:40:43.172 [Birds chirping] 873 00:40:44.482 --> 00:40:46.586 -I'm going to be fucking sick. 874 00:40:47.724 --> 00:40:49.620 -Are you fucking filming right now? 875 00:40:49.620 --> 00:40:50.931 -We have to get her. 876 00:40:50.931 --> 00:40:52.793 -It's too late. 877 00:40:52.793 --> 00:40:54.000 -Imogen, no. 878 00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:55.551 [Water splashes] 879 00:41:02.551 --> 00:41:04.896 -[Gasps] 880 00:41:04.896 --> 00:41:07.034 It's empty. 881 00:41:07.034 --> 00:41:08.482 -What are you talking about? 882 00:41:11.103 --> 00:41:13.379 -The coffin is empty. 883 00:41:13.379 --> 00:41:15.758 Lily isn't inside. 884 00:41:15.758 --> 00:41:17.482 -That's not possible. 885 00:41:19.241 --> 00:41:20.793 [Water splashes] 886 00:41:35.344 --> 00:41:38.137 -What if Guiltine took her? -Don't be stupid. 887 00:41:38.137 --> 00:41:40.172 Guiltine's just a story. 888 00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:47.413 We were never here, okay? 889 00:41:47.413 --> 00:41:50.068 We never speak of this again. 890 00:41:50.068 --> 00:41:51.586 Understand? 891 00:41:54.620 --> 00:41:56.137 [Static playing] 892 00:42:12.034 --> 00:42:13.793 -[Panting] 893 00:42:24.103 --> 00:42:25.620 [Light clicks] 894 00:42:34.620 --> 00:42:36.068 [Gasps] 895 00:42:36.068 --> 00:42:38.068 [Panting] 896 00:42:38.068 --> 00:42:39.724 [Grunting] 897 00:42:44.620 --> 00:42:46.724 -Hello? 898 00:42:46.724 --> 00:42:48.068 Hello?! 899 00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:52.379 -[Panting] 900 00:43:08.068 --> 00:43:09.758 -Hello, Annie. 901 00:43:09.758 --> 00:43:12.586 I made a deal with Guiltine that if she let me go, 902 00:43:12.586 --> 00:43:16.758 I'd give her as many sisters as she could possibly want. 903 00:43:16.758 --> 00:43:18.827 Her own sorority... 904 00:43:18.827 --> 00:43:20.000 soul sisters. 905 00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:22.034 -[Screams] [Guiltine snarling] 906 00:43:22.034 --> 00:43:23.965 [Banging on coffin] 907 00:43:23.965 --> 00:43:25.655 [Screaming] 908 00:43:25.655 --> 00:43:29.000 ♪♪ 909 00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:31.000 -Let me out! 910 00:43:31.068 --> 00:43:33.551 Let me out! 911 00:43:33.620 --> 00:43:35.827 Let me out! 912 00:43:35.827 --> 00:43:37.620 Let...me...out! 913 00:43:37.620 --> 00:43:40.758 [Static playing] 914 00:43:40.758 --> 00:43:43.000 [Distorted music plays] 915 00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:45.655 ♪♪ 916 00:43:45.655 --> 00:43:47.724 [Monster roaring, weapons clanging] 917 00:43:47.724 --> 00:43:52.758 ♪♪ 918 00:43:52.758 --> 00:43:54.103 -[Groans] 919 00:43:54.103 --> 00:43:56.172 ♪♪ 920 00:43:56.172 --> 00:43:57.758 [Roaring, flesh tearing] 921 00:43:57.758 --> 00:43:59.724 ♪♪ 922 00:43:59.724 --> 00:44:01.551 -[Groans] 923 00:44:01.551 --> 00:44:02.896 [Monster roaring] 924 00:44:02.896 --> 00:44:05.655 ♪♪ 925 00:44:05.655 --> 00:44:08.551 -Oh, my God! Anderson, are you alive? 926 00:44:08.551 --> 00:44:11.793 -Tell it to me straight, Sarge. Am I going to die? 927 00:44:11.793 --> 00:44:13.724 -Uh, no, no. 928 00:44:13.724 --> 00:44:15.896 You're...going to be fine. 929 00:44:15.896 --> 00:44:18.448 -My legs. I can't feel my legs. 930 00:44:18.448 --> 00:44:20.758 Why can I feel my legs? 931 00:44:20.758 --> 00:44:23.000 -Y-You're in shock. Everything will be alright. 932 00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:24.551 -It's all getting dark. 933 00:44:24.551 --> 00:44:27.344 So, so dark. 934 00:44:27.344 --> 00:44:29.517 -Ah, dammit, he's dead. 935 00:44:29.517 --> 00:44:31.206 I really thought he was going to make it. 936 00:44:31.206 --> 00:44:34.172 Alright, no one else get bitten in half by the rat monster. 937 00:44:34.172 --> 00:44:37.137 ♪♪ 938 00:44:37.137 --> 00:44:38.586 [Game show music playing] 939 00:44:38.586 --> 00:44:40.689 [Birds chirping] 940 00:44:40.689 --> 00:44:50.241 ♪♪ 941 00:44:50.241 --> 00:44:51.862 [Chicken clucking] 942 00:44:51.862 --> 00:44:55.137 [Cymbals crashing] 943 00:44:55.137 --> 00:44:56.793 [Bubbles popping] 944 00:44:56.793 --> 00:44:59.482 ♪♪ 945 00:44:59.482 --> 00:45:01.172 [Splat!] 946 00:45:01.172 --> 00:45:03.000 [Laughter] 947 00:45:03.000 --> 00:45:06.344 [Boing!] 948 00:45:06.344 --> 00:45:07.689 [Whoosh] 949 00:45:07.689 --> 00:45:09.034 ♪♪ 950 00:45:09.034 --> 00:45:12.310 [Upbeat music playing] 951 00:45:12.310 --> 00:45:14.896 -♪ Oi ♪ 952 00:45:14.896 --> 00:45:17.034 ♪ Yeah, boy ♪ 953 00:45:17.034 --> 00:45:22.206 ♪♪ 954 00:45:22.206 --> 00:45:23.827 [Cheers and applause] 955 00:45:23.827 --> 00:45:25.689 ♪♪ 956 00:45:25.689 --> 00:45:29.379 -Welcome, welcome. Welcome to "Ozzy's Dungeon," 957 00:45:29.379 --> 00:45:32.551 where boys and girls battle toe-to-toe 958 00:45:32.551 --> 00:45:35.793 for the opportunity to have their favorite wish granted. 959 00:45:35.793 --> 00:45:37.137 That's right, folks. 960 00:45:37.137 --> 00:45:40.275 Anything your heart desires can be yours 961 00:45:40.275 --> 00:45:42.344 if you make it through the obstacle course 962 00:45:42.344 --> 00:45:45.586 and into Ozzy's Dungeon. 963 00:45:45.586 --> 00:45:49.034 Let's kick things off with our first challenge! 964 00:45:49.034 --> 00:45:51.827 Are you ready? Okay. 965 00:45:51.827 --> 00:45:53.758 And... 966 00:45:53.758 --> 00:45:57.586 -Pop those balloons! 967 00:45:57.586 --> 00:45:59.000 [Cheering] 968 00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:00.931 -Oh, there we go. 969 00:46:00.931 --> 00:46:02.724 ♪♪ 970 00:46:02.724 --> 00:46:05.586 What do you wish for? 971 00:46:05.586 --> 00:46:08.827 -I want to be the most famous and best basketball player 972 00:46:08.827 --> 00:46:10.655 ever in the world. [Buzzer, cheering] 973 00:46:10.655 --> 00:46:12.551 You don't want to get dunked on, fool. 974 00:46:12.551 --> 00:46:14.379 -He's going to be alright, folks. 975 00:46:14.379 --> 00:46:18.344 That's what makes Ozzy Dungeon, dungeon-y. 976 00:46:18.344 --> 00:46:22.068 Here we go with our first aid team always on standby 977 00:46:22.068 --> 00:46:23.655 to take care of the boys 978 00:46:23.655 --> 00:46:27.172 and girls who might just trip and fall. 979 00:46:27.172 --> 00:46:28.206 They'll be -- [Groans] 980 00:46:28.206 --> 00:46:30.586 They'll be okay eventually. 981 00:46:30.586 --> 00:46:32.620 Oh. 982 00:46:32.620 --> 00:46:37.068 I think my tum-tum is trying to tell me something. 983 00:46:37.068 --> 00:46:39.655 Anybody else hungry out there? 984 00:46:39.655 --> 00:46:40.896 -Me! -Me! 985 00:46:40.896 --> 00:46:42.758 [Cheers and applause] 986 00:46:42.758 --> 00:46:46.275 -Alrighty then! [Laughs] 987 00:46:46.275 --> 00:46:48.275 Who hasn't seen that movie? 988 00:46:48.275 --> 00:46:51.034 Now, our first team to successfully catch 989 00:46:51.034 --> 00:46:52.448 one of these delicious, 990 00:46:52.448 --> 00:46:56.551 beautiful turkey tonkas in their pie hole 991 00:46:56.551 --> 00:46:58.241 will go on to the next round. 992 00:46:58.241 --> 00:47:00.620 Let's get started. 993 00:47:00.620 --> 00:47:02.965 Ready, and... 994 00:47:02.965 --> 00:47:06.241 -Catch that meat! 995 00:47:06.241 --> 00:47:07.586 Close, Blue team. 996 00:47:07.586 --> 00:47:10.034 Oh, Yellow team, we're going to have to open 997 00:47:10.034 --> 00:47:11.896 that pie hole a little more. 998 00:47:11.896 --> 00:47:13.172 Oh, there we go. 999 00:47:13.172 --> 00:47:15.793 Let's go. Let's get that mouth open. 1000 00:47:15.793 --> 00:47:17.965 [Cheers and applause] 1001 00:47:17.965 --> 00:47:23.724 ♪♪ 1002 00:47:23.724 --> 00:47:28.620 Oh, and we have ourselves a winner. 1003 00:47:28.620 --> 00:47:30.758 Drop it. Drop it! 1004 00:47:30.758 --> 00:47:34.206 Good girl. Tell us your name and where you're from. 1005 00:47:34.206 --> 00:47:36.448 -Donna, and I'm from Detroit, Michigan. 1006 00:47:36.448 --> 00:47:38.896 -Oh, Donna from the Big D. 1007 00:47:38.896 --> 00:47:41.586 Well, you traveled quite some way to get here, didn't you? 1008 00:47:41.586 --> 00:47:45.379 -Mm-hmm. We drove all the way down. 1009 00:47:45.379 --> 00:47:47.448 -You drove? -Mm-hmm. 1010 00:47:47.448 --> 00:47:48.655 -In a car? 1011 00:47:48.655 --> 00:47:51.137 What? You're couldn't to afford to fly? 1012 00:47:51.137 --> 00:47:52.827 [Laughter] 1013 00:47:52.827 --> 00:47:54.344 [Audience groans] 1014 00:47:54.344 --> 00:47:56.034 -We're actually doing -- -Alright. 1015 00:47:56.034 --> 00:47:59.758 So, now you know how hard the next challenge is, don't you? 1016 00:47:59.758 --> 00:48:02.310 Hmm? Now, not many people make it. 1017 00:48:02.310 --> 00:48:06.413 In fact, nobody has, Donna. 1018 00:48:06.413 --> 00:48:07.482 But I got a feeling. 1019 00:48:07.482 --> 00:48:09.517 Oh, yeah, I got a feeling. 1020 00:48:09.517 --> 00:48:11.620 And that feeling starts down in my feet. 1021 00:48:11.620 --> 00:48:15.724 And it goes higher and higher, and it rises higher and higher. 1022 00:48:15.724 --> 00:48:17.310 Does anybody else have that? [Thunder crashes] 1023 00:48:17.310 --> 00:48:19.965 -[Screaming] -Oh, yes. 1024 00:48:19.965 --> 00:48:21.931 Oh, can you feel it Donna? 1025 00:48:21.931 --> 00:48:23.172 Now tell me. 1026 00:48:23.172 --> 00:48:25.413 What makes you think you are better 1027 00:48:25.413 --> 00:48:28.931 than all the boys and girls that came before you? 1028 00:48:28.931 --> 00:48:34.551 -Well, my family says that I can do anything 1029 00:48:34.551 --> 00:48:36.310 I put my mind to. 1030 00:48:36.310 --> 00:48:38.068 I know I can. 1031 00:48:38.068 --> 00:48:39.758 [Audience awws] 1032 00:48:39.758 --> 00:48:41.172 -Right. [Laughs] Sure. 1033 00:48:41.172 --> 00:48:42.620 We'll see about that. 1034 00:48:42.620 --> 00:48:43.758 I like this one. 1035 00:48:43.758 --> 00:48:45.137 Okay, well, Donna, 1036 00:48:45.137 --> 00:48:48.551 let's just say that fate does smile upon you 1037 00:48:48.551 --> 00:48:54.896 and by some absurd miracle you make it all the way... 1038 00:48:54.896 --> 00:48:55.965 [Ting!] 1039 00:48:55.965 --> 00:48:58.172 What are you going to wish for? 1040 00:48:58.172 --> 00:48:59.551 -I'm going to wish for... 1041 00:48:59.551 --> 00:49:02.758 ♪♪ 1042 00:49:02.758 --> 00:49:05.862 -Any hidden talents out there I should know about? 1043 00:49:05.862 --> 00:49:07.137 ♪♪ 1044 00:49:07.137 --> 00:49:08.724 [Whiffle!] 1045 00:49:08.724 --> 00:49:10.655 ♪♪ 1046 00:49:10.655 --> 00:49:12.655 [Audience oohs] 1047 00:49:12.655 --> 00:49:14.413 [Cheering] 1048 00:49:14.413 --> 00:49:16.655 ♪♪ 1049 00:49:16.655 --> 00:49:19.586 And welcome back to "Ozzy's Dungeon." 1050 00:49:19.586 --> 00:49:21.793 I'm here with the two remaining contestants. 1051 00:49:21.793 --> 00:49:25.379 We have Donna from the big D, Detroit, Michigan, 1052 00:49:25.379 --> 00:49:28.068 and Timmy from the City of Angels, 1053 00:49:28.068 --> 00:49:30.172 Los Angeles, California. 1054 00:49:30.172 --> 00:49:34.068 Okay, so who's ready for the final challenge? 1055 00:49:34.068 --> 00:49:35.758 [Cheers and applause] 1056 00:49:35.758 --> 00:49:38.379 ♪♪ 1057 00:49:38.379 --> 00:49:40.275 Okay, kids, we are going to start 1058 00:49:40.275 --> 00:49:45.034 by making our way through Ozzy's orifices 1059 00:49:45.034 --> 00:49:47.482 and make our way back to find 1060 00:49:47.482 --> 00:49:50.620 a hidden flag in the cracked rock. 1061 00:49:50.620 --> 00:49:54.862 Then up the ladder we go and through the mouth hole 1062 00:49:54.862 --> 00:50:01.379 and down the throat ended in this yucky, mucky mix stomach. 1063 00:50:01.379 --> 00:50:03.758 [Laughs] And then through the green jello, 1064 00:50:03.758 --> 00:50:05.275 we're going to search and we're going to find 1065 00:50:05.275 --> 00:50:06.827 ourselves a red flag. 1066 00:50:06.827 --> 00:50:08.034 And with that red flag, 1067 00:50:08.034 --> 00:50:10.034 we're going to crawl on our hands 1068 00:50:10.034 --> 00:50:12.620 and knees through the large intestine 1069 00:50:12.620 --> 00:50:17.206 and then out through the poop chute escape route. 1070 00:50:17.206 --> 00:50:18.758 Eww! [Spits] 1071 00:50:18.758 --> 00:50:20.517 Now, if you beat the clock, 1072 00:50:20.517 --> 00:50:24.448 and you get me that red flag before the time runs out, 1073 00:50:24.448 --> 00:50:26.551 you will be the first contestant 1074 00:50:26.551 --> 00:50:29.448 to ever to make it to the dungeon, 1075 00:50:29.448 --> 00:50:33.827 meet Ozzy and have that favorite wish... 1076 00:50:33.827 --> 00:50:35.379 [echoing] granted. 1077 00:50:35.379 --> 00:50:37.862 -Yay! [Cheers and applause] 1078 00:50:37.862 --> 00:50:43.310 -Okay, now before anything, let us have one minute 1079 00:50:43.310 --> 00:50:45.068 on the clock, please. 1080 00:50:45.068 --> 00:50:49.172 Wait, kids, wait. Wait for my go. 1081 00:50:49.172 --> 00:50:51.586 On your marks... [Cheering] 1082 00:50:51.586 --> 00:50:54.068 ...get set... 1083 00:50:54.068 --> 00:50:56.620 Go! Through the orifices. 1084 00:50:56.620 --> 00:50:59.310 And they're off through the -- Oh! 1085 00:50:59.310 --> 00:51:01.517 Timmy, what a horrible start to the game. 1086 00:51:01.517 --> 00:51:03.482 Let's go. That's a terrible start. 1087 00:51:03.482 --> 00:51:06.517 Now go catch or get that flag. Let's get going. 1088 00:51:06.517 --> 00:51:09.344 Oh, Donna's already gotten that red flag 1089 00:51:09.344 --> 00:51:11.068 and has made her way up the ladder. 1090 00:51:11.068 --> 00:51:12.620 -Let's go, baby! 1091 00:51:12.620 --> 00:51:15.620 -And here she comes down the throat. 1092 00:51:15.620 --> 00:51:18.103 Alright, let's dig around for that red flag. 1093 00:51:18.103 --> 00:51:20.034 Oh, Timmy's closing the gap. 1094 00:51:20.034 --> 00:51:22.689 Oh, adventurous. Very good, Timmy. 1095 00:51:22.689 --> 00:51:24.379 You actually made it. [Laughter] 1096 00:51:24.379 --> 00:51:27.379 Alright folks, we don't want to get the suit messy. 1097 00:51:27.379 --> 00:51:29.862 Did we find -- Oh, God, you got the flag. 1098 00:51:29.862 --> 00:51:31.448 Into the intestine you go. 1099 00:51:31.448 --> 00:51:34.620 Timmy is not very good at all. 1100 00:51:34.620 --> 00:51:37.206 One of these -- There he goes. 1101 00:51:37.206 --> 00:51:40.413 Oh, Timmy almost stood up there for a second. 1102 00:51:40.413 --> 00:51:42.586 Okay, let's see who's going to make it 1103 00:51:42.586 --> 00:51:46.655 outside of this nice big, long pink hole first. 1104 00:51:46.655 --> 00:51:48.896 Who is going to make it out of the long 1105 00:51:48.896 --> 00:51:51.068 and winding intestine first? 1106 00:51:51.068 --> 00:51:53.000 Oh, there she is. [Cheers and applause] 1107 00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:54.517 It's Donna coming out -- 1108 00:51:54.517 --> 00:51:57.551 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 1109 00:51:57.551 --> 00:51:59.068 -[Cries] 1110 00:51:59.068 --> 00:52:01.310 -No! No, Donna! 1111 00:52:01.310 --> 00:52:03.103 Donna! No, let me go! 1112 00:52:03.103 --> 00:52:04.896 I'mma get Timmy! You can't do this! 1113 00:52:04.896 --> 00:52:06.758 -Oh, Jesus. 1114 00:52:06.758 --> 00:52:08.758 We might need a band-aid. 1115 00:52:08.758 --> 00:52:10.586 ♪♪ 1116 00:52:10.586 --> 00:52:13.310 Oh, for [bleep] sakes. Don't get that on my shoes. 1117 00:52:13.310 --> 00:52:15.172 Don't get that [bleep]. There you go. 1118 00:52:15.172 --> 00:52:17.689 You're out, keep going. Let's go, Donna. 1119 00:52:17.689 --> 00:52:18.965 [Audience groans] 1120 00:52:18.965 --> 00:52:20.655 [Indistinct screaming] 1121 00:52:20.655 --> 00:52:24.551 ♪♪ 1122 00:52:24.551 --> 00:52:25.931 [Buzzer] 1123 00:52:25.931 --> 00:52:28.758 ♪♪ 1124 00:52:28.758 --> 00:52:30.206 -Stop the game, please. 1125 00:52:30.206 --> 00:52:31.620 Please stop the game! 1126 00:52:31.620 --> 00:52:33.000 -Wait, you mother[bleep]! -Please stop the game! 1127 00:52:33.000 --> 00:52:34.241 [Buzzer] 1128 00:52:34.241 --> 00:52:36.310 [Indistinct shouting] 1129 00:52:36.310 --> 00:52:37.862 [Tapes pauses] 1130 00:52:37.862 --> 00:52:39.172 [Tape rewinding] 1131 00:52:39.172 --> 00:52:45.241 ♪♪ 1132 00:52:45.241 --> 00:52:46.482 -...onna coming up. 1133 00:52:46.482 --> 00:52:49.206 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 1134 00:52:49.206 --> 00:52:51.103 -[Sobbing] [Sad trombone] 1135 00:52:51.103 --> 00:52:52.137 [Tape rewinding] 1136 00:52:52.137 --> 00:52:53.275 -Donna coming up. 1137 00:52:53.275 --> 00:52:55.896 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 1138 00:52:55.896 --> 00:52:58.103 -[Sobbing] [Tape rewinding] 1139 00:52:58.103 --> 00:52:59.344 -Donna coming up. 1140 00:52:59.344 --> 00:53:02.034 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 1141 00:53:02.034 --> 00:53:03.931 [ Sobbing] 1142 00:53:03.931 --> 00:53:05.827 -No, Donna! 1143 00:53:05.827 --> 00:53:07.068 Donna! 1144 00:53:07.068 --> 00:53:08.586 -[Snoring] 1145 00:53:08.586 --> 00:53:11.000 [Static, indistinct shouting playing on television] 1146 00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:14.379 ♪♪ 1147 00:53:14.379 --> 00:53:17.827 [Television cuts off] 1148 00:53:17.827 --> 00:53:19.068 [Door bangs open] 1149 00:53:19.068 --> 00:53:21.172 -[Groaning] 1150 00:53:21.172 --> 00:53:23.655 -Take that shit off. 1151 00:53:23.655 --> 00:53:25.379 -Yes, mom. 1152 00:53:31.379 --> 00:53:32.689 -Do you know where you're at? 1153 00:53:32.689 --> 00:53:34.379 -Huh? [Coughing] 1154 00:53:34.379 --> 00:53:35.551 -Hmm? 1155 00:53:37.206 --> 00:53:39.586 Does none of this look familiar to you? 1156 00:53:39.586 --> 00:53:40.931 -[Coughing] 1157 00:53:40.931 --> 00:53:42.310 -This is my set. 1158 00:53:42.310 --> 00:53:44.379 -[Chuckles] It's a damn good replica, huh? 1159 00:53:44.379 --> 00:53:47.241 [Laughs] 1160 00:53:47.241 --> 00:53:50.137 Oh, come on. 1161 00:53:50.137 --> 00:53:52.172 You're going to hurt Marcus' feelings. 1162 00:53:52.172 --> 00:53:54.586 He worked real hard on this. -Marcus? 1163 00:53:54.586 --> 00:53:56.620 -Didn't you, baby? -I don't know a Marcus. 1164 00:53:56.620 --> 00:53:59.655 -Yeah. 1165 00:53:59.655 --> 00:54:01.551 -Okay, how about Donna, my daughter? 1166 00:54:01.551 --> 00:54:03.448 -Who? -From Detroit? 1167 00:54:03.448 --> 00:54:05.517 -I don't know a Donna from Detroit. 1168 00:54:05.517 --> 00:54:06.758 [Cage rattles] 1169 00:54:06.758 --> 00:54:09.827 [Music playing on radio] 1170 00:54:09.827 --> 00:54:11.206 We got a lot of kids on the set. 1171 00:54:11.206 --> 00:54:12.586 [Music stops] 1172 00:54:12.586 --> 00:54:13.862 -How many were made to [indistinct]? 1173 00:54:13.862 --> 00:54:15.206 -Ah! 1174 00:54:15.206 --> 00:54:19.413 -You signed waiver. You signed a waiver. 1175 00:54:19.413 --> 00:54:21.758 -[Laughs] 1176 00:54:21.758 --> 00:54:23.034 [Distortion] 1177 00:54:23.034 --> 00:54:25.965 Everyone -- everyone signs a waiver. 1178 00:54:25.965 --> 00:54:28.482 -[Laughs] 1179 00:54:28.482 --> 00:54:31.000 -Baby? -[Coughing] 1180 00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:33.379 -Baby? Come on, honey. 1181 00:54:33.379 --> 00:54:36.689 [Coughing continues] 1182 00:54:36.689 --> 00:54:41.172 -Who gives a fuck about a goddamn waiver, nigga? 1183 00:54:41.172 --> 00:54:43.034 -Honey, honey, your blood pressure. 1184 00:54:43.034 --> 00:54:44.793 -Mama? -I just -- 1185 00:54:44.793 --> 00:54:47.793 I think I just need to this shirt off. 1186 00:54:47.793 --> 00:54:48.965 You fuck. 1187 00:54:48.965 --> 00:54:51.000 [Wheezes, coughing] 1188 00:54:53.517 --> 00:54:56.275 Just... 1189 00:54:56.275 --> 00:54:57.931 [Blows nose] 1190 00:54:57.931 --> 00:55:00.103 Oh, my God. 1191 00:55:00.103 --> 00:55:03.862 [Sighs] -What are you doing? 1192 00:55:03.862 --> 00:55:05.275 -That's better. 1193 00:55:05.275 --> 00:55:07.862 You know what it looked like to me? 1194 00:55:07.862 --> 00:55:11.448 Is that you motherfuckers created an impossible ass 1195 00:55:11.448 --> 00:55:15.241 obstacle course that mangled up a little star. 1196 00:55:15.241 --> 00:55:17.034 She was going to be the one. 1197 00:55:17.034 --> 00:55:19.689 She's going to be the one to get out. 1198 00:55:19.689 --> 00:55:21.448 It's okay. 1199 00:55:21.448 --> 00:55:23.103 But look at that leg! 1200 00:55:25.000 --> 00:55:27.344 Show him that mangled shit! 1201 00:55:29.793 --> 00:55:32.310 See? See? -Ah! 1202 00:55:32.310 --> 00:55:35.689 Why's it look...? [Coughing] 1203 00:55:35.689 --> 00:55:38.379 -Don't nobody want to see that on the big screen. 1204 00:55:41.068 --> 00:55:43.586 What does it look like? 1205 00:55:43.586 --> 00:55:45.965 -I don't know. It look -- -What it look like? Say it! 1206 00:55:45.965 --> 00:55:49.896 -I don't know, it looks -- -It looks like dog meat! 1207 00:55:49.896 --> 00:55:52.068 -It looks like dog meat, okay? 1208 00:55:52.068 --> 00:55:53.344 [Mumbling] 1209 00:55:53.344 --> 00:55:56.689 -Fuck you, asshole. [Spits] 1210 00:55:56.689 --> 00:55:59.206 -Don't do that, baby. 1211 00:55:59.206 --> 00:56:01.000 -I'm sorry. 1212 00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:04.413 We almost had a winner before everything was canceled. 1213 00:56:04.413 --> 00:56:07.896 Okay, I mean, the show isn't rigged. 1214 00:56:07.896 --> 00:56:12.172 --You showbiz, LA motherfuckers make my goddamn pussy drier 1215 00:56:12.172 --> 00:56:13.448 than the Sahary Desert. 1216 00:56:13.448 --> 00:56:16.172 -Sahara, honey. -Shut the fuck up. 1217 00:56:16.172 --> 00:56:20.931 -Oh, fuck. 1218 00:56:20.931 --> 00:56:23.517 -Let's just -- 1219 00:56:23.517 --> 00:56:25.655 just say it's not rigged. -No. 1220 00:56:25.655 --> 00:56:27.379 -Would you can't prove that theory? 1221 00:56:27.379 --> 00:56:28.758 -What? -Huh?! 1222 00:56:28.758 --> 00:56:31.034 -What? What are you fucking talking about? 1223 00:56:31.034 --> 00:56:34.241 -Fred, get me the jug. 1224 00:56:34.241 --> 00:56:36.482 -W-Which one? 1225 00:56:36.482 --> 00:56:39.724 -The one that's not water. 1226 00:56:39.724 --> 00:56:41.965 -You can't do this, honey. 1227 00:56:41.965 --> 00:56:43.310 -I won't say it again. 1228 00:56:43.310 --> 00:56:45.896 -The fuck is in that? Huh? 1229 00:56:45.896 --> 00:56:47.103 -[Laughs] 1230 00:56:47.103 --> 00:56:48.931 -What the fuck is in that? 1231 00:56:48.931 --> 00:56:50.965 -Didn't I tell you I'd get your dream cast 1232 00:56:50.965 --> 00:56:52.448 if you did what I told you to do? 1233 00:56:52.448 --> 00:56:53.551 -Yeah. -The fuck? 1234 00:56:53.551 --> 00:56:55.275 My people know I'm here. -[Laughs] 1235 00:56:55.275 --> 00:56:57.344 -They're going to come for me, you know, right? 1236 00:56:57.344 --> 00:56:59.379 They'll come for me. The fuck is that? 1237 00:56:59.379 --> 00:57:01.103 Ah! Fuck! [Liquid sizzling] 1238 00:57:01.103 --> 00:57:03.586 -Honey! -Keep that shit away from me. 1239 00:57:03.586 --> 00:57:06.379 -Get him up. 1240 00:57:06.379 --> 00:57:07.862 [Static] 1241 00:57:07.862 --> 00:57:11.620 -Look if we gave every kid their wish, we'd be fucked. 1242 00:57:11.620 --> 00:57:13.586 You know we're on a budget. [Game music playing] 1243 00:57:13.586 --> 00:57:15.206 Ah! -[Laughs] 1244 00:57:15.206 --> 00:57:17.862 Oh, what's the matter? Huh? 1245 00:57:17.862 --> 00:57:20.965 Are you worried about that pretty face of yours bubbling up 1246 00:57:20.965 --> 00:57:22.275 and melting off on my floor? 1247 00:57:22.275 --> 00:57:25.068 -Just... -Huh? 1248 00:57:25.068 --> 00:57:26.586 Smell that! 1249 00:57:26.586 --> 00:57:29.724 Ooh. [Chuckles] 1250 00:57:29.724 --> 00:57:34.000 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 1251 00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:36.000 -The fuck you doing? 1252 00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:39.206 -This is the first challenge. 1253 00:57:39.206 --> 00:57:42.275 -No, No. No, I need helmet! 1254 00:57:42.275 --> 00:57:44.793 -Three, two, one! No, untie me! 1255 00:57:44.793 --> 00:57:47.896 Until me! -Charge! 1256 00:57:47.896 --> 00:57:50.137 -[Screams] 1257 00:57:50.137 --> 00:57:53.275 Oh! Oh, fuck! 1258 00:57:53.275 --> 00:57:55.827 [Screaming] 1259 00:57:55.827 --> 00:57:57.000 [Groans] 1260 00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:59.379 [Screaming] 1261 00:57:59.379 --> 00:58:00.862 [Static] 1262 00:58:00.862 --> 00:58:03.344 -Are you ready for our next challenge? 1263 00:58:03.344 --> 00:58:05.137 Huh? -[Sobbing] 1264 00:58:05.137 --> 00:58:07.310 -Are you hungry? 1265 00:58:07.310 --> 00:58:10.137 'Cause it's lunchtime! [Laughs] 1266 00:58:10.137 --> 00:58:12.275 [Button clicks, upbeat music playing] 1267 00:58:12.275 --> 00:58:13.896 Alright. -What the fuck? 1268 00:58:13.896 --> 00:58:18.034 -Three, two, one! 1269 00:58:18.034 --> 00:58:21.896 Catch that meat! 1270 00:58:21.896 --> 00:58:23.241 -No! No! No! 1271 00:58:23.241 --> 00:58:25.655 -Ooh! -No! 1272 00:58:25.655 --> 00:58:27.724 -Come on, girl. 1273 00:58:27.724 --> 00:58:29.068 There you go. -No! 1274 00:58:29.068 --> 00:58:32.310 -Catch it! Come on, puppy, catch it! 1275 00:58:32.310 --> 00:58:35.172 -I can't really catch it. -[ Laughs ] 1276 00:58:35.172 --> 00:58:37.517 -Catch it. -I'm trying! 1277 00:58:37.517 --> 00:58:40.206 -Catch it! -I'm trying! 1278 00:58:40.206 --> 00:58:43.172 -Come on, girl. Let me show you how you do this. 1279 00:58:43.172 --> 00:58:44.586 -[Sobbing] I can't catch it. 1280 00:58:45.689 --> 00:58:47.827 -You got to go right up here and then... 1281 00:58:47.827 --> 00:58:49.620 [Laughs] 1282 00:58:49.620 --> 00:58:52.379 Just get it all up in his pie hole. 1283 00:58:52.379 --> 00:58:54.896 Ah, that's right, puppy. 1284 00:58:54.896 --> 00:58:56.137 Taste good? 1285 00:58:56.137 --> 00:58:58.172 -[Vomiting] -Oh, shit. 1286 00:58:58.172 --> 00:58:59.758 ♪♪ 1287 00:58:59.758 --> 00:59:00.793 -[Coughs] -Ah. 1288 00:59:00.793 --> 00:59:02.344 [Spits] 1289 00:59:09.931 --> 00:59:11.172 [Switch clicks] 1290 00:59:11.172 --> 00:59:13.310 [Upbeat music playing] 1291 00:59:13.310 --> 00:59:15.206 Brandon, get that damn camera off the floor. 1292 00:59:15.206 --> 00:59:21.827 ♪♪ 1293 00:59:21.827 --> 00:59:24.724 Okay, Mr. game shows host. 1294 00:59:24.724 --> 00:59:29.482 Now when I say, you're going to jump through these orifices. 1295 00:59:29.482 --> 00:59:32.586 Go up to the ladder, climbing through the mouth, 1296 00:59:32.586 --> 00:59:37.034 down the slide through the stomach into this pool here. 1297 00:59:37.034 --> 00:59:38.551 Mm-mm-mmm. 1298 00:59:38.551 --> 00:59:41.034 -Oh, my God. 1299 00:59:41.034 --> 00:59:45.206 Then you're going to find a flag. 1300 00:59:45.206 --> 00:59:47.379 When you find that flag, 1301 00:59:47.379 --> 00:59:49.931 you're going to come out this way, 1302 00:59:49.931 --> 00:59:53.000 go through the guts, make your way through 1303 00:59:53.000 --> 00:59:58.206 all their slip and slide until you get to the exit. 1304 01:00:00.034 --> 01:00:01.965 You got 60 seconds. 1305 01:00:01.965 --> 01:00:09.655 ♪♪ 1306 01:00:09.655 --> 01:00:12.034 -[Coughs] 1307 01:00:12.034 --> 01:00:15.137 -What's all the brown stuff? 1308 01:00:15.137 --> 01:00:16.482 -[Chuckles] 1309 01:00:16.482 --> 01:00:18.586 Well, it sure ain't bean dip. [Laughs] 1310 01:00:18.586 --> 01:00:20.103 -[Coughs] 1311 01:00:21.655 --> 01:00:23.586 -What if I don't finish? 1312 01:00:25.379 --> 01:00:26.862 Don't! 1313 01:00:26.862 --> 01:00:28.551 [Button clicks, music stops] 1314 01:00:31.413 --> 01:00:33.344 -Get set. -Okay. 1315 01:00:33.344 --> 01:00:35.655 -Get ready, go! 1316 01:00:35.655 --> 01:00:38.310 [Upbeat music playing] 1317 01:00:38.310 --> 01:00:41.586 -[Groans] -Come on puppy, come on. 1318 01:00:41.586 --> 01:00:42.827 -[Groaning] 1319 01:00:42.827 --> 01:00:46.379 -Make that run, make that run, make that run! 1320 01:00:46.379 --> 01:00:48.172 -[Groans] 1321 01:00:48.172 --> 01:00:50.379 -There you go. 1322 01:00:50.379 --> 01:00:52.551 [Laughs] 1323 01:00:52.551 --> 01:00:53.724 Yeah! 1324 01:00:53.724 --> 01:00:56.896 -I can't. I can't. 1325 01:00:56.896 --> 01:00:58.551 You still got more to do! 1326 01:00:58.551 --> 01:01:00.000 -[Sobbing] 1327 01:01:00.000 --> 01:01:02.965 ♪♪ 1328 01:01:02.965 --> 01:01:04.655 -Down the pooper shooter. 1329 01:01:04.655 --> 01:01:08.172 -I don't think I can get through it. 1330 01:01:08.172 --> 01:01:10.103 -Push on through. 1331 01:01:10.103 --> 01:01:11.586 [Laughs] 1332 01:01:11.586 --> 01:01:14.068 -[Whimpering] 1333 01:01:14.068 --> 01:01:16.896 [Gagging] 1334 01:01:16.896 --> 01:01:18.827 -Oh, oh, oh. 1335 01:01:18.827 --> 01:01:20.931 Time is running down. 1336 01:01:20.931 --> 01:01:23.413 Will he make it? -[Grunting] 1337 01:01:23.413 --> 01:01:24.758 -[Laughs] 1338 01:01:24.758 --> 01:01:28.827 ♪♪ 1339 01:01:28.827 --> 01:01:30.103 Through shit city. 1340 01:01:30.103 --> 01:01:31.965 Come on down. [Beeping] 1341 01:01:31.965 --> 01:01:34.034 -I'm coming. I'm coming. 1342 01:01:34.034 --> 01:01:36.931 I can do it. I can do it. 1343 01:01:36.931 --> 01:01:38.724 [Panting, mumbling] 1344 01:01:38.724 --> 01:01:40.517 [Beeping] 1345 01:01:40.517 --> 01:01:43.965 [Panting] 1346 01:01:43.965 --> 01:01:48.034 I did it! I did it! I did it! 1347 01:01:48.034 --> 01:01:50.310 I won your stupid game. 1348 01:01:50.310 --> 01:01:52.103 -Just couldn't do it, could you, son? 1349 01:01:52.103 --> 01:01:55.344 -I beat the fucking clock. 1350 01:01:55.344 --> 01:01:57.172 I beat the fucking clock. 1351 01:01:57.172 --> 01:01:59.068 -You're a few seconds too late. 1352 01:02:00.827 --> 01:02:03.034 -[Whimpering] 1353 01:02:03.034 --> 01:02:05.724 -[Laughs] So sorry. 1354 01:02:05.724 --> 01:02:07.068 -[Sobbing] 1355 01:02:07.068 --> 01:02:09.620 -Brandon, get him up. 1356 01:02:09.620 --> 01:02:10.620 -No! 1357 01:02:10.620 --> 01:02:11.862 [Static] 1358 01:02:11.862 --> 01:02:14.586 [Breathing heavily] 1359 01:02:14.586 --> 01:02:16.206 -No winners. 1360 01:02:16.206 --> 01:02:20.103 No wishes. 1361 01:02:20.103 --> 01:02:21.448 Just pain. 1362 01:02:21.448 --> 01:02:23.758 -[Muffled] What's this? What is this? 1363 01:02:23.758 --> 01:02:25.689 What is that thing? What is this? 1364 01:02:25.689 --> 01:02:27.172 What is this? 1365 01:02:27.172 --> 01:02:30.000 [Muffled talking] 1366 01:02:30.000 --> 01:02:32.103 [Gasps] Wishes. 1367 01:02:32.103 --> 01:02:35.586 This is all about wishes, right? Right? 1368 01:02:35.586 --> 01:02:39.448 I can help get her wish granted. I can help you. 1369 01:02:39.448 --> 01:02:41.793 -Are you fucking with me right now? 1370 01:02:41.793 --> 01:02:43.068 -No, no. 1371 01:02:43.068 --> 01:02:45.758 -I thought Ozzy was off world, canceled. 1372 01:02:45.758 --> 01:02:49.758 -I know where it is. 1373 01:02:49.758 --> 01:02:51.517 I know where it is. 1374 01:02:51.517 --> 01:02:56.068 -Baby, does that thing do super close ups? 1375 01:02:56.068 --> 01:02:58.448 Because I'm going to show you all how to make a goddamned -- 1376 01:02:58.448 --> 01:03:01.206 -No! No! I'll take you to it! 1377 01:03:01.206 --> 01:03:04.068 I'll take you to it! 1378 01:03:04.068 --> 01:03:05.689 [Gasps] 1379 01:03:05.689 --> 01:03:07.379 I'll take you to it. 1380 01:03:09.310 --> 01:03:11.068 [Jazz music playing on radio] 1381 01:03:11.068 --> 01:03:19.103 ♪♪ 1382 01:03:19.103 --> 01:03:23.965 ♪♪ 1383 01:03:23.965 --> 01:03:25.172 -What the hell? 1384 01:03:25.172 --> 01:03:28.103 ♪♪ 1385 01:03:28.103 --> 01:03:34.172 -Security's gotten a little...beefy. 1386 01:03:34.172 --> 01:03:37.068 -Alright, that's okay. That's alright. 1387 01:03:37.068 --> 01:03:39.758 -We can't go in this way anymore. 1388 01:03:39.758 --> 01:03:41.482 We got to go to the back. 1389 01:03:41.482 --> 01:03:43.586 -[Whispering] What the fuck you mean he can't go in this way? 1390 01:03:43.586 --> 01:03:45.241 Goddamn it. 1391 01:03:45.689 --> 01:03:47.448 Lights bang, hums] 1392 01:03:51.896 --> 01:03:55.172 -You remember this, Donna? 1393 01:03:55.172 --> 01:03:56.689 -Don't talk to him, baby. 1394 01:03:56.689 --> 01:03:58.379 -It's okay. It's alright. 1395 01:03:58.379 --> 01:03:59.896 You leave my girl alone. 1396 01:03:59.896 --> 01:04:01.482 You did done enough. 1397 01:04:04.896 --> 01:04:06.448 -[Chuckles] 1398 01:04:16.137 --> 01:04:17.689 -It's okay. 1399 01:04:21.034 --> 01:04:22.862 Do you trust this guy, baby? 1400 01:04:22.862 --> 01:04:24.965 -Hell no, 1401 01:04:24.965 --> 01:04:26.137 but this is where we have to be. 1402 01:04:26.137 --> 01:04:28.068 [Banging] 1403 01:04:28.068 --> 01:04:29.689 -[Grunts] 1404 01:04:29.689 --> 01:04:32.172 ♪♪ 1405 01:04:32.172 --> 01:04:33.827 [Door bangs, creaks open] 1406 01:04:33.827 --> 01:04:35.172 -Oh, shit. 1407 01:04:35.172 --> 01:04:44.482 ♪♪ 1408 01:04:44.482 --> 01:04:45.586 Oh, shit. 1409 01:04:45.586 --> 01:04:50.103 ♪♪ 1410 01:04:50.103 --> 01:04:52.034 [Groans] 1411 01:04:52.034 --> 01:04:54.275 -Go ahead, honey. -Okay. 1412 01:04:54.275 --> 01:04:56.896 -Go on, I'll follow you. 1413 01:04:56.896 --> 01:04:59.482 -Alright, Donna baby. 1414 01:04:59.482 --> 01:05:03.206 Mama said she's gonna get your wish. 1415 01:05:03.206 --> 01:05:04.655 I'mma get your wish. 1416 01:05:04.655 --> 01:05:07.793 ♪♪ 1417 01:05:16.965 --> 01:05:19.448 -This is an actual cave. 1418 01:05:19.448 --> 01:05:22.724 -What the fuck do you mean an actual cave? 1419 01:05:22.724 --> 01:05:25.034 -I never been past the door before. 1420 01:05:25.034 --> 01:05:27.448 -Oh, Goddammit. 1421 01:05:27.448 --> 01:05:29.172 We're gonna be alright. 1422 01:05:29.172 --> 01:05:32.724 I guarantee I'm meaner than anything we'll find down here. 1423 01:05:32.724 --> 01:05:38.758 We want that new car and $10 -- $15 million. Okay? 1424 01:05:38.758 --> 01:05:40.931 -Don't' promise her all that stuff. 1425 01:05:40.931 --> 01:05:43.758 -Shut the fuck up, Vinn. 1426 01:05:43.758 --> 01:05:46.068 -Yeah, mama, I'm scared. 1427 01:05:46.068 --> 01:05:48.965 [Static plays] 1428 01:05:48.965 --> 01:05:51.482 It's so dark in here. 1429 01:05:51.482 --> 01:05:54.275 -Do you hear that music, baby? 1430 01:05:54.275 --> 01:05:55.482 -Mnh-mnh. -No? 1431 01:05:55.482 --> 01:05:57.172 [Bang] 1432 01:05:57.172 --> 01:05:59.000 Wha-- What the? 1433 01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:01.758 What's that? -[Panting] 1434 01:06:01.758 --> 01:06:02.862 -Baby? 1435 01:06:02.862 --> 01:06:08.137 ♪♪ 1436 01:06:08.137 --> 01:06:09.172 -Wait. 1437 01:06:09.172 --> 01:06:12.620 ♪♪ 1438 01:06:12.620 --> 01:06:13.896 Wait. 1439 01:06:13.896 --> 01:06:15.137 [Water dripping] 1440 01:06:15.137 --> 01:06:17.827 ♪♪ 1441 01:06:17.827 --> 01:06:20.068 -What? 1442 01:06:20.068 --> 01:06:21.586 -[Whispering] 1443 01:06:21.586 --> 01:06:24.517 ♪♪ 1444 01:06:24.517 --> 01:06:25.827 Here. 1445 01:06:25.827 --> 01:06:27.206 It's fine. 1446 01:06:27.206 --> 01:06:28.241 -What are you doing? 1447 01:06:28.241 --> 01:06:29.655 -It's fine. 1448 01:06:29.655 --> 01:06:31.689 ♪♪ 1449 01:06:31.689 --> 01:06:33.517 It knows my aura. 1450 01:06:33.517 --> 01:06:42.793 ♪♪ 1451 01:06:42.793 --> 01:06:44.724 ♪♪ 1452 01:06:44.724 --> 01:06:46.137 [Groans] 1453 01:06:46.137 --> 01:06:52.724 ♪♪ 1454 01:06:52.724 --> 01:06:54.137 [Groaning] 1455 01:06:54.137 --> 01:07:02.862 ♪♪ 1456 01:07:02.862 --> 01:07:11.103 ♪♪ 1457 01:07:11.103 --> 01:07:20.827 ♪♪ 1458 01:07:20.827 --> 01:07:22.482 Make it a good wish, kid. 1459 01:07:22.482 --> 01:07:28.103 ♪♪ 1460 01:07:28.103 --> 01:07:29.965 [Grunts, groaning] 1461 01:07:29.965 --> 01:07:39.103 ♪♪ 1462 01:07:39.103 --> 01:07:44.758 ♪♪ 1463 01:07:44.758 --> 01:07:46.655 -[Indistinct whispering] 1464 01:07:46.655 --> 01:07:54.000 ♪♪ 1465 01:07:54.000 --> 01:07:55.586 -[Groaning] 1466 01:07:55.586 --> 01:08:00.344 ♪♪ 1467 01:08:00.344 --> 01:08:02.310 [Grunts] [Thunder crashes] 1468 01:08:02.310 --> 01:08:05.517 -Mom, Dad? What the fuck is that? 1469 01:08:05.517 --> 01:08:06.965 Mom, Dad, what -- 1470 01:08:06.965 --> 01:08:08.206 -[Screams] 1471 01:08:08.206 --> 01:08:13.241 ♪♪ 1472 01:08:13.241 --> 01:08:14.724 -[Roaring] 1473 01:08:14.724 --> 01:08:15.965 [All screaming] 1474 01:08:15.965 --> 01:08:18.172 -What the fuck? -No! 1475 01:08:18.172 --> 01:08:21.931 -Jesus! -Mom! 1476 01:08:21.931 --> 01:08:23.310 Dad! 1477 01:08:23.310 --> 01:08:24.551 What the fuck?! 1478 01:08:24.551 --> 01:08:26.310 What the -- What the hell she -- 1479 01:08:26.310 --> 01:08:28.310 -[Screeching] 1480 01:08:28.310 --> 01:08:30.551 -Get down, get down. 1481 01:08:30.551 --> 01:08:32.758 What the...? 1482 01:08:32.758 --> 01:08:34.137 I don't understand. 1483 01:08:34.137 --> 01:08:36.517 What the fuck is going on? 1484 01:08:36.517 --> 01:08:38.965 -[Screeches] 1485 01:08:38.965 --> 01:08:40.275 -Oh! 1486 01:08:40.275 --> 01:08:43.586 [Screeching] 1487 01:08:43.586 --> 01:08:46.137 -What did you do, bitch?! What did you do?! 1488 01:08:46.137 --> 01:08:51.517 ♪♪ 1489 01:08:51.517 --> 01:08:52.965 -[Screaming] 1490 01:08:52.965 --> 01:09:01.172 ♪♪ 1491 01:09:01.172 --> 01:09:04.724 ♪♪ 1492 01:09:04.724 --> 01:09:06.068 -[Screaming] 1493 01:09:06.068 --> 01:09:07.689 ♪♪ 1494 01:09:07.689 --> 01:09:09.827 [Indistinct shouting] 1495 01:09:09.827 --> 01:09:12.413 [Static playing] 1496 01:09:20.172 --> 01:09:21.793 -[Moaning] 1497 01:09:21.793 --> 01:09:23.793 [Smooching, moaning] 1498 01:09:26.103 --> 01:09:28.896 -What the fuck are you doing, loser? 1499 01:09:28.896 --> 01:09:30.172 Hey. Hey, is that my camera? 1500 01:09:30.172 --> 01:09:31.482 -Don't tape over my new -- 1501 01:09:39.896 --> 01:09:41.379 -Hey. 1502 01:09:45.137 --> 01:09:46.827 Hey. 1503 01:09:46.827 --> 01:09:48.827 Oh. Oh, you like that? 1504 01:09:48.827 --> 01:09:51.689 Oh, you like these? Yeah, I thought you would. 1505 01:09:51.689 --> 01:09:54.275 Yeah, I'm a big boy. 1506 01:09:54.275 --> 01:09:56.931 Oh, you like big boys? Yeah, I though you did. 1507 01:09:56.931 --> 01:09:58.655 [Grunts] 1508 01:09:58.655 --> 01:10:02.620 Somebody better call the vet, these pythons are sick. 1509 01:10:02.620 --> 01:10:04.379 [Knock on door] -Did you say something, honey? 1510 01:10:04.379 --> 01:10:06.620 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't -- don't come in. 1511 01:10:06.620 --> 01:10:08.344 Don't do that in. I'm studying. 1512 01:10:08.344 --> 01:10:10.931 -Okay. What do you want for lunch? 1513 01:10:10.931 --> 01:10:12.724 -Hot pockets. 1514 01:10:12.724 --> 01:10:15.206 God, of course. 1515 01:10:18.724 --> 01:10:20.344 [Birds chirping] 1516 01:10:22.206 --> 01:10:24.000 [Camera whirs] 1517 01:10:31.896 --> 01:10:33.517 -[Chuckles] 1518 01:10:34.517 --> 01:10:37.482 -[Grunts] 1519 01:10:37.482 --> 01:10:40.517 -Holy shit. 1520 01:10:40.517 --> 01:10:42.517 -[Grunts] 1521 01:10:42.517 --> 01:10:44.034 [Truck squeaking] 1522 01:10:44.034 --> 01:10:46.344 Hey, hey. Hey. Hey! Hey! 1523 01:10:46.344 --> 01:10:49.068 Hey, you there. Get -- Is that a camera? 1524 01:10:49.068 --> 01:10:51.413 Do not -- I will tell your parents. 1525 01:10:51.413 --> 01:10:53.103 [Trash can crashes] No! 1526 01:10:53.103 --> 01:10:54.793 Goddammit! 1527 01:10:58.172 --> 01:11:00.034 -[Chuckling] 1528 01:11:00.034 --> 01:11:01.793 -Yo, shh, shh, shh. 1529 01:11:06.172 --> 01:11:08.448 -[Snickers] 1530 01:11:08.448 --> 01:11:09.758 -Shh, shh. 1531 01:11:15.793 --> 01:11:17.344 [Both laugh] 1532 01:11:19.448 --> 01:11:21.689 -Yo, should we get the cream? 1533 01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:27.620 [Both chuckle] 1534 01:11:28.517 --> 01:11:29.724 [Can sprays] 1535 01:11:34.310 --> 01:11:36.068 [Camera whirs] 1536 01:11:37.517 --> 01:11:39.379 -Do it again, do it again. 1537 01:11:40.793 --> 01:11:42.344 [Both chuckle] 1538 01:11:43.310 --> 01:11:45.310 -Oh! -[Laughs] 1539 01:11:45.310 --> 01:11:48.482 -Holy Shit. -Boner. 1540 01:11:48.482 --> 01:11:50.448 Boner, what happened, bro? -What happened, buddy? 1541 01:11:50.448 --> 01:11:52.034 -Buster. -Did you just jizz on himself? 1542 01:11:52.034 --> 01:11:54.517 -Was that streaming, bro? [Laughs] 1543 01:11:54.517 --> 01:11:57.103 -Whoa, dude, this is fucking crazy. 1544 01:11:57.103 --> 01:11:58.103 -Whoa. -What the fuck? 1545 01:11:58.103 --> 01:12:01.137 -Whoa, what is that? 1546 01:12:01.137 --> 01:12:02.827 -What the -- yo. 1547 01:12:02.827 --> 01:12:05.482 -Ah, dude, that's one gnarly ass snake, bro. 1548 01:12:05.482 --> 01:12:06.965 -Anaconda. 1549 01:12:06.965 --> 01:12:09.034 [Laughter] 1550 01:12:09.034 --> 01:12:10.344 -Look at that strip, dude. 1551 01:12:10.344 --> 01:12:12.758 -Oh! [Laughter] 1552 01:12:12.758 --> 01:12:14.862 Yo! -Eww! Shit, bro. 1553 01:12:14.862 --> 01:12:16.862 -Hey, Boner, for 50 cents, eat it right now. 1554 01:12:16.862 --> 01:12:18.655 -I'll eat your fucking mom for 50 cents, bro. 1555 01:12:18.655 --> 01:12:21.344 -[Laughs] -Yo. 1556 01:12:21.344 --> 01:12:23.482 -Oh! -[Laughs] 1557 01:12:23.482 --> 01:12:25.137 -I don't believe this kid. 1558 01:12:25.137 --> 01:12:28.034 -Yo, after this we should hit the stairs by Blockbuster, yeah? 1559 01:12:28.034 --> 01:12:29.344 -Nah, dude, RadioShack's so much better. 1560 01:12:29.344 --> 01:12:31.206 -No, dude, I was just there yesterday. 1561 01:12:31.206 --> 01:12:33.275 -Nah. You're tripping, bro. 1562 01:12:33.275 --> 01:12:34.275 -Bro, you know who they seem like to me? 1563 01:12:34.275 --> 01:12:35.724 [Skateboard clings, crashes] 1564 01:12:35.724 --> 01:12:37.034 -Oh, shit. 1565 01:12:37.034 --> 01:12:38.172 -Fuck. -Dude. 1566 01:12:38.172 --> 01:12:40.034 -Bro, you're good? 1567 01:12:41.896 --> 01:12:44.172 -I'm okay. -Oh! 1568 01:12:44.172 --> 01:12:45.689 -Oh, dude. That's not right? 1569 01:12:45.689 --> 01:12:47.689 -Oh, shit. I-Is this normal? -No, no. 1570 01:12:47.689 --> 01:12:48.793 -No, it is not normal. 1571 01:12:48.793 --> 01:12:51.000 -Dave, it's not real. There's no way -- 1572 01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:52.413 -Okay, I'm telling you, it's real. 1573 01:12:52.413 --> 01:12:54.724 And you guys need to take this shit more seriously. 1574 01:12:54.724 --> 01:12:55.931 -Yeah, right. -Yeah, that'd be crazy. 1575 01:12:55.931 --> 01:12:57.448 [Laughs] 1576 01:12:57.448 --> 01:12:58.758 -Okay, you know what? Just watch. 1577 01:12:58.758 --> 01:13:00.379 Come New Years and all you nonbelievers 1578 01:13:00.379 --> 01:13:01.758 are gonna be fucked, and there's no way in hell 1579 01:13:01.758 --> 01:13:03.172 I'm letting you, either of you into my sick 1580 01:13:03.172 --> 01:13:04.724 Y2K bomb shelter crib. 1581 01:13:04.724 --> 01:13:07.344 -Oh no. What are we going to do without -- 1582 01:13:07.344 --> 01:13:09.482 -Boner's bomb shelter, dude. 1583 01:13:09.482 --> 01:13:10.655 Open the door. -Shut up. 1584 01:13:10.655 --> 01:13:11.827 -Yo, what the fuck are you writing? 1585 01:13:11.827 --> 01:13:13.344 -My supplies, okay? 1586 01:13:13.344 --> 01:13:16.275 I need to have TP, condoms, obviously, and then -- 1587 01:13:16.275 --> 01:13:18.103 -Why? -What do you mean why? 1588 01:13:18.103 --> 01:13:19.448 -I think the world ending is more likely 1589 01:13:19.448 --> 01:13:20.793 than you get laid, bro. 1590 01:13:20.793 --> 01:13:22.862 -100 fucking percent, dude. 1591 01:13:22.862 --> 01:13:24.689 -This is the dumbest -- -It's gonna work. 1592 01:13:24.689 --> 01:13:27.206 -This is the dumbest -- -It's gonna to work! 1593 01:13:27.206 --> 01:13:28.517 -You're a fucking idiot. 1594 01:13:28.517 --> 01:13:30.551 -Bro, it's for sure going to work. 1595 01:13:30.551 --> 01:13:33.379 I saw it on "Candid Camera." 1596 01:13:33.379 --> 01:13:34.448 -God. 1597 01:13:34.448 --> 01:13:36.620 -Look, it's practically invisible. 1598 01:13:38.931 --> 01:13:40.241 Hey, guys. Hey. Hehe. 1599 01:13:40.241 --> 01:13:41.724 [Laughter] 1600 01:13:42.758 --> 01:13:45.172 -Follow me. -Alright, play it cool, bro. 1601 01:13:45.172 --> 01:13:47.000 [Birds chirping] 1602 01:13:48.275 --> 01:13:50.103 [Indistinct conversations] 1603 01:13:53.689 --> 01:13:54.758 [Static] 1604 01:13:54.758 --> 01:13:57.034 [Indistinct conversation] 1605 01:13:57.034 --> 01:13:59.551 -Is he okay? 1606 01:13:59.551 --> 01:14:01.275 -Hey, ladies. 1607 01:14:01.275 --> 01:14:03.172 What's going on? How you guys doing? 1608 01:14:03.172 --> 01:14:04.241 -Hi. -Hi. 1609 01:14:04.241 --> 01:14:06.310 -What are you guys' names? 1610 01:14:06.310 --> 01:14:09.620 -I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma. 1611 01:14:09.620 --> 01:14:12.862 -Cassidy, Emma, Emma, Cassidy. Cool. 1612 01:14:12.862 --> 01:14:15.448 My name is Breckie, and my friends call me Brex. 1613 01:14:15.448 --> 01:14:18.724 Like music and stuff. Um, I got a question for you guys. 1614 01:14:18.724 --> 01:14:20.931 Um, I'm with some friends over here, 1615 01:14:20.931 --> 01:14:22.206 but we're kind of hungry. 1616 01:14:22.206 --> 01:14:24.310 -Is that a camera? -No. 1617 01:14:24.310 --> 01:14:25.862 -Are you serious? -No, no. 1618 01:14:25.862 --> 01:14:28.758 -Wow, you are so perverted. You little creep. 1619 01:14:28.758 --> 01:14:30.068 -Yeah, you better run, you creep. 1620 01:14:30.068 --> 01:14:31.206 -I like your dress! 1621 01:14:31.206 --> 01:14:32.724 [Laughter] 1622 01:14:47.689 --> 01:14:49.137 -Oh, yeah. [Chuckles] 1623 01:14:51.689 --> 01:14:53.586 Oh, shit. 1624 01:14:53.586 --> 01:14:55.137 [Birds chirping] 1625 01:15:06.586 --> 01:15:08.827 [Camera whirs] 1626 01:15:08.827 --> 01:15:10.310 [Static] 1627 01:15:16.068 --> 01:15:18.000 [Camera whirring] 1628 01:15:22.586 --> 01:15:26.620 -[Whispering] So fucking hot. Shit. 1629 01:15:26.620 --> 01:15:28.275 [Camera whirs] 1630 01:15:33.586 --> 01:15:35.172 [Branch snaps] 1631 01:15:37.241 --> 01:15:39.034 -[Chuckles] Go, go. 1632 01:15:39.034 --> 01:15:40.724 [Laughter] 1633 01:15:40.724 --> 01:15:44.482 -Oh, my God. You weren't lying. 1634 01:15:44.482 --> 01:15:47.310 -Dude, she's out there every day since she moved in. 1635 01:15:47.310 --> 01:15:49.620 How many times can you clean a car? 1636 01:15:49.620 --> 01:15:53.310 -I'm telling you, my new top three in the spank bank, 1637 01:15:53.310 --> 01:15:55.482 Sarah Michelle Gellar, Britney Spears 1638 01:15:55.482 --> 01:15:58.310 and this chick over there. [Laughter] 1639 01:15:58.310 --> 01:16:00.551 -You are so lucky you get to live across the street 1640 01:16:00.551 --> 01:16:02.724 from that piece of ass. -Dude, I know, I know. 1641 01:16:02.724 --> 01:16:04.793 -Look, she's bending over. Look. 1642 01:16:04.793 --> 01:16:06.172 -Oh. -Oh! 1643 01:16:06.172 --> 01:16:09.034 [Cheering] 1644 01:16:09.034 --> 01:16:12.275 -Hey, guys, what are you doing? 1645 01:16:12.275 --> 01:16:13.896 -Boo! -Mind your business, dickweed. 1646 01:16:13.896 --> 01:16:15.448 -Hey, what did I say about coming to my room 1647 01:16:15.448 --> 01:16:16.931 with an invite? -Come on, Dyl. 1648 01:16:16.931 --> 01:16:18.413 -Out! -I'm not intruding. 1649 01:16:18.413 --> 01:16:19.724 -Now! 1650 01:16:19.724 --> 01:16:22.310 -Goddammit. 1651 01:16:22.310 --> 01:16:23.758 -Is he gonna snitch? 1652 01:16:23.758 --> 01:16:25.620 -Nah, we're holding his Warhammer set hostage. 1653 01:16:25.620 --> 01:16:26.482 We're good. 1654 01:16:26.482 --> 01:16:28.448 -Dude, let's go. -Awesome. 1655 01:16:28.448 --> 01:16:30.413 [Laughter] 1656 01:16:30.413 --> 01:16:32.551 [Cheering] -Holy shit! 1657 01:16:32.551 --> 01:16:33.758 [Barking] 1658 01:16:33.758 --> 01:16:35.965 -Look at her hand on that hose, bro. 1659 01:16:35.965 --> 01:16:37.517 -Look at that grip, man. 1660 01:16:37.517 --> 01:16:39.034 -Oh, yeah, dude. 1661 01:16:39.034 --> 01:16:41.517 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -No! 1662 01:16:41.517 --> 01:16:43.172 -No! -No, move your van! 1663 01:16:43.172 --> 01:16:45.310 -Are you serious? -Right in front. 1664 01:16:45.310 --> 01:16:46.827 -It's bullshit, man. 1665 01:16:46.827 --> 01:16:48.931 -Goddamn. -Come on, dude. 1666 01:16:48.931 --> 01:16:52.172 -Hate this guy. -This sucks, bro. 1667 01:16:52.172 --> 01:16:54.482 -Hey, pull your shorts up a little. 1668 01:16:54.482 --> 01:16:55.655 -Oh, he's got to get ready. 1669 01:16:55.655 --> 01:16:57.793 -No shot, bro. -Hey, man. Hey. 1670 01:16:57.793 --> 01:16:59.724 -Oh, does he think -- -Come on. Come on. 1671 01:16:59.724 --> 01:17:01.172 -Does he think she's going to go for that? 1672 01:17:01.172 --> 01:17:03.448 -Bro. -Oh, nah, dude. 1673 01:17:03.448 --> 01:17:07.068 -You can see how disgusted she looks. 1674 01:17:07.068 --> 01:17:09.241 -Not that! Ow! -Oh, shit! 1675 01:17:09.241 --> 01:17:10.931 -She -- she just went -- -Wait. 1676 01:17:10.931 --> 01:17:12.827 Is that a new Macintosh? 1677 01:17:12.827 --> 01:17:14.482 She trying -- she trying to fund my college? 1678 01:17:14.482 --> 01:17:15.896 [Laughter] 1679 01:17:15.896 --> 01:17:17.172 -You could do my sugar mama. 1680 01:17:17.172 --> 01:17:18.965 -Oh, dude, you're telling me, man. 1681 01:17:18.965 --> 01:17:21.103 -Dude, he's still talking to her. 1682 01:17:21.103 --> 01:17:22.448 -Get lost. -Hey! 1683 01:17:22.448 --> 01:17:24.379 -She's walking away. -She can't hear you. 1684 01:17:24.379 --> 01:17:25.793 -She's not interested. 1685 01:17:25.793 --> 01:17:29.172 -Leave, dude. -Now. Get over yourself, bro. 1686 01:17:29.172 --> 01:17:31.103 -No! -No! 1687 01:17:31.103 --> 01:17:32.413 -No, man! 1688 01:17:32.413 --> 01:17:35.034 -Not the damn -- oh! 1689 01:17:35.034 --> 01:17:37.551 -Oh, shit, bro. 1690 01:17:37.551 --> 01:17:38.758 -Oh, shit. 1691 01:17:38.758 --> 01:17:40.862 -Get out of here. -Bro. 1692 01:17:40.862 --> 01:17:42.000 [Static] 1693 01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:44.068 ♪♪ 1694 01:17:44.068 --> 01:17:47.172 -What's with all the weird statues? 1695 01:17:47.172 --> 01:17:49.310 -Maybe her family's European? 1696 01:17:49.310 --> 01:17:52.275 -They are classy and sexually liberal. 1697 01:17:52.275 --> 01:17:54.103 -Mm. -Oh. 1698 01:17:54.103 --> 01:17:57.655 [Dance music blaring] 1699 01:17:57.655 --> 01:18:00.896 -Dude, that is what I'm talking about. 1700 01:18:00.896 --> 01:18:02.034 -I think I'm in love. 1701 01:18:02.034 --> 01:18:05.172 ♪♪ 1702 01:18:05.172 --> 01:18:06.896 -Ooh. -Oh, my God. 1703 01:18:06.896 --> 01:18:09.310 -She's going for the shower. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1704 01:18:09.310 --> 01:18:11.827 -Please, please, please. -She's going to get naked. 1705 01:18:11.827 --> 01:18:13.586 -Please. -No, no! 1706 01:18:13.586 --> 01:18:15.206 -Don't do any more! -No! 1707 01:18:15.206 --> 01:18:17.413 -Goddammit. 1708 01:18:17.413 --> 01:18:18.827 -We've got to get a better angle. 1709 01:18:18.827 --> 01:18:21.551 -Okay, I will buy the safe from you for $100. 1710 01:18:21.551 --> 01:18:23.344 -Final offer. 1711 01:18:23.344 --> 01:18:25.172 -Be off the chain, bro. 1712 01:18:25.172 --> 01:18:27.862 You got Limp Bizkit, you got Creed, 1713 01:18:27.862 --> 01:18:29.137 you got Whole, you got -- 1714 01:18:29.137 --> 01:18:30.379 -Hey, guys, let's her Boner out. 1715 01:18:30.379 --> 01:18:31.689 Let's here Boner out. 1716 01:18:31.689 --> 01:18:33.689 -Ah! 1717 01:18:33.689 --> 01:18:35.275 -Dude, I swear to -- 1718 01:18:35.275 --> 01:18:36.827 -I got your concert. -Oh, come -- Shut up, dude. 1719 01:18:36.827 --> 01:18:38.379 -Come on, come on, I'm killing it right now. 1720 01:18:38.379 --> 01:18:41.172 -[Laughing] No. -Lame. 1721 01:18:41.172 --> 01:18:43.620 -Your brother sucks. 1722 01:18:43.620 --> 01:18:45.379 -Oh, shit. 1723 01:18:45.379 --> 01:18:46.448 -Oh. -Wait. 1724 01:18:46.448 --> 01:18:47.586 -He's got his little baby pads. 1725 01:18:47.586 --> 01:18:50.310 -What is he doing? -Fuck. 1726 01:18:50.310 --> 01:18:53.275 -I can't believe I'm related to him. 1727 01:18:53.275 --> 01:18:54.965 -Hey, look. -Oh. 1728 01:18:54.965 --> 01:18:56.551 -[Laughs] 1729 01:19:00.172 --> 01:19:01.517 -He's not going to snitch on us, right? 1730 01:19:01.517 --> 01:19:04.103 'Cause I need this, like, really badly. 1731 01:19:05.655 --> 01:19:07.413 -What the fuck? -Yo, you don't just walk up 1732 01:19:07.413 --> 01:19:09.413 and talk to a girl like that. 1733 01:19:09.413 --> 01:19:12.068 -Get away from her. -What the fuck?! 1734 01:19:12.068 --> 01:19:14.689 -Yo, did she just voluntarily touch him? 1735 01:19:14.689 --> 01:19:15.758 -Is she holding his hand? 1736 01:19:15.758 --> 01:19:17.172 -This is not happening right now. 1737 01:19:17.172 --> 01:19:20.241 -Whoa. -Is he -- he's going inside. 1738 01:19:20.241 --> 01:19:22.137 -Dude. Holy shit. 1739 01:19:22.137 --> 01:19:23.724 -She probably feels bad for him. 1740 01:19:23.724 --> 01:19:26.310 -Oh, my God. I want her to feel bad for me every day. 1741 01:19:26.310 --> 01:19:28.827 -Brady is a goddamn pimp. 1742 01:19:28.827 --> 01:19:30.241 -Hey, shut up, man. 1743 01:19:30.241 --> 01:19:32.827 [Rapid footsteps] 1744 01:19:32.827 --> 01:19:34.586 -Brady, dude, mad respect. 1745 01:19:34.586 --> 01:19:36.068 -Yo, does she have a boyfriend, though? 1746 01:19:36.068 --> 01:19:37.310 -What does she smell like? 1747 01:19:37.310 --> 01:19:38.655 Does she have the hot girl stink? 1748 01:19:38.655 --> 01:19:40.413 -Who? Sandra? 1749 01:19:40.413 --> 01:19:42.344 -Holy shit. -You're on a first name basis? 1750 01:19:42.344 --> 01:19:43.758 -Hey, hey, hey, let the kid talk. 1751 01:19:43.758 --> 01:19:45.551 -Oh, my God. 1752 01:19:45.551 --> 01:19:47.000 -Yeah, I'm supposed to go over and help her set up 1753 01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:48.586 a webcam tomorrow so... 1754 01:19:48.586 --> 01:19:50.172 -Oh, shit, dude. 1755 01:19:50.172 --> 01:19:52.586 -Sounds like a date. 1756 01:19:52.586 --> 01:19:54.827 -Yo, I never would have guessed he's got more game 1757 01:19:54.827 --> 01:19:56.000 than his big bro. 1758 01:19:56.000 --> 01:19:57.137 [Laughter] 1759 01:19:57.137 --> 01:19:58.931 -Yo, shut the fuck up! 1760 01:19:58.931 --> 01:20:00.827 [Clears throat] 1761 01:20:00.827 --> 01:20:02.517 I've got an idea. 1762 01:20:04.379 --> 01:20:07.517 -Alright, just level me. Is it possible? 1763 01:20:09.344 --> 01:20:11.172 -Yeah, I could install a spyware program, 1764 01:20:11.172 --> 01:20:13.758 but if I get caught, she'll -- she'll kill me. 1765 01:20:13.758 --> 01:20:15.310 -Then you'll die hero. 1766 01:20:15.310 --> 01:20:19.379 -Brady, if you do this, you'll be a fucking legend, 1767 01:20:19.379 --> 01:20:23.000 plus you can hang out with us tonight. 1768 01:20:23.000 --> 01:20:24.379 -Really? 1769 01:20:25.586 --> 01:20:26.689 -He's in, boys. 1770 01:20:26.689 --> 01:20:28.551 -There we go. [Cheers and applause] 1771 01:20:28.551 --> 01:20:30.000 [Static] 1772 01:20:30.000 --> 01:20:31.448 [Insects chirping] 1773 01:20:33.241 --> 01:20:35.931 -Don't look -- -Turn around! 1774 01:20:35.931 --> 01:20:38.137 -Oh, my God. -Fucking Brady. 1775 01:20:38.137 --> 01:20:39.827 -Dude, your brother. Oh, my God. 1776 01:20:39.827 --> 01:20:41.413 -Jesus Christ. 1777 01:20:41.413 --> 01:20:43.379 -Hey. [Camera whirs] 1778 01:20:43.379 --> 01:20:44.724 Maybe she's a sculptor. 1779 01:20:44.724 --> 01:20:45.931 -Dude, they kind of look like Boner. 1780 01:20:45.931 --> 01:20:47.896 -Hey, hey. -Okay, yeah. 1781 01:20:47.896 --> 01:20:49.931 [Laughter] 1782 01:20:49.931 --> 01:20:51.103 -Better looking. 1783 01:20:51.103 --> 01:20:53.689 -Shut up. 1784 01:20:53.689 --> 01:20:55.689 [Camera whirs] 1785 01:20:55.689 --> 01:20:57.482 -Dear, Penthouse. 1786 01:20:57.482 --> 01:20:59.724 -[Chuckles] 1787 01:20:59.724 --> 01:21:01.103 -Goddamn. 1788 01:21:06.344 --> 01:21:08.000 -Alright, alright, wrap it off. 1789 01:21:08.000 --> 01:21:10.517 -Mm, I need this so badly. 1790 01:21:10.517 --> 01:21:13.000 -Shit, man. -I can't watch. 1791 01:21:13.000 --> 01:21:15.103 -I'm going to throw up. 1792 01:21:15.103 --> 01:21:16.310 -It's okay, Boner. 1793 01:21:16.310 --> 01:21:18.000 -Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. 1794 01:21:18.000 --> 01:21:20.310 -Now or never, dude. Go, go, go. 1795 01:21:21.379 --> 01:21:24.137 -What the hell is spyware anyway? 1796 01:21:24.137 --> 01:21:26.000 [Camera whirs] 1797 01:21:26.000 --> 01:21:27.758 -Okay. -Shit. 1798 01:21:27.758 --> 01:21:31.068 -Come on, Brady, you got this. You got this. 1799 01:21:31.068 --> 01:21:32.275 -Oh, my God. -Oh, shit. 1800 01:21:32.275 --> 01:21:34.379 -Oh, my God. -You got to hurry. 1801 01:21:34.379 --> 01:21:36.379 -Jesus. -Oh, my God. 1802 01:21:38.344 --> 01:21:39.655 [Sinister chord strikes] 1803 01:21:39.655 --> 01:21:41.344 -We're done. -I can't watch this, dude. 1804 01:21:41.344 --> 01:21:42.758 -Fuck, fuck. -He's dead, he's dead. 1805 01:21:42.758 --> 01:21:44.137 -He's dead. 1806 01:21:44.137 --> 01:21:48.068 -Is it -- -I'm going to throw up. 1807 01:21:48.068 --> 01:21:49.655 -Oh, we got it. -Come on, come on. 1808 01:21:49.655 --> 01:21:50.758 -Did he save it? 1809 01:21:50.758 --> 01:21:53.620 -Is it...? -Oh, shit. 1810 01:21:53.620 --> 01:21:56.620 -Yo, that's some "Goldeneye" shit right there, dude. 1811 01:21:56.620 --> 01:21:57.931 [Sighs] 1812 01:21:57.931 --> 01:22:00.379 This kid's taking way too long. 1813 01:22:00.379 --> 01:22:02.862 -Let him do his thing. 1814 01:22:02.862 --> 01:22:04.689 -Dear, God, I know I never really pray to you 1815 01:22:04.689 --> 01:22:06.551 about anything ever, 1816 01:22:06.551 --> 01:22:09.931 but please do not be an asshole about this. 1817 01:22:09.931 --> 01:22:11.068 Did it work? 1818 01:22:11.068 --> 01:22:12.137 -We're in. 1819 01:22:12.137 --> 01:22:14.482 -Yes! -No shit. 1820 01:22:14.482 --> 01:22:16.448 -The kid did it. -Yeah. 1821 01:22:16.448 --> 01:22:17.931 -Hey, he was a kid five minutes ago. 1822 01:22:17.931 --> 01:22:20.413 This gentleman is a man. 1823 01:22:20.413 --> 01:22:21.413 -[Laughs] 1824 01:22:21.413 --> 01:22:23.241 -Hey, you did good. -Cool. 1825 01:22:24.965 --> 01:22:26.758 -Cheers. -Cheers, bud. 1826 01:22:26.758 --> 01:22:28.862 -Glorious. 1827 01:22:28.862 --> 01:22:30.379 -[Shudders] -Oh, wow. 1828 01:22:30.379 --> 01:22:32.620 -Technology is amazing, man. 1829 01:22:32.620 --> 01:22:34.206 -Yo, Boner, that's my computer. -Hey, Boner. 1830 01:22:35.034 --> 01:22:36.655 [Insects chirping] 1831 01:22:40.413 --> 01:22:42.344 [Game controller clacking] 1832 01:22:52.620 --> 01:22:54.137 -[Snoring] 1833 01:23:00.655 --> 01:23:02.931 -Guys, guys, shower time. 1834 01:23:02.931 --> 01:23:04.586 -Finally, bro. 1835 01:23:04.586 --> 01:23:07.620 My balls were about to discover a new shade of blue. 1836 01:23:07.620 --> 01:23:09.137 -Holy shit. 1837 01:23:09.137 --> 01:23:10.655 I can't wait to see those titties. 1838 01:23:10.655 --> 01:23:11.724 -Yeah. 1839 01:23:11.724 --> 01:23:12.931 -This is the greatest day of my life. 1840 01:23:12.931 --> 01:23:14.241 -Oh 1841 01:23:16.379 --> 01:23:18.551 -Come on, go for it. 1842 01:23:20.862 --> 01:23:22.793 -Whoa. -Oh, my God. 1843 01:23:26.655 --> 01:23:27.965 -Hey. What's up? 1844 01:23:27.965 --> 01:23:30.206 Y-You don't like the beer? 1845 01:23:30.206 --> 01:23:32.379 -I just feel like a creep. 1846 01:23:32.379 --> 01:23:34.310 -Dude, we're just having some fun. 1847 01:23:34.310 --> 01:23:35.551 -I know, it's just -- 1848 01:23:35.551 --> 01:23:37.310 She trusted me, man. Just shut it off. 1849 01:23:37.310 --> 01:23:40.103 -We will, we will, in a little while. 1850 01:23:40.103 --> 01:23:41.689 Hey, Brady, where are you going, man? 1851 01:23:41.689 --> 01:23:44.758 Oh, fuck it. -The Internet is awesome. 1852 01:23:44.758 --> 01:23:46.275 -Yeah. 1853 01:23:46.758 --> 01:23:48.344 [ Bone cracks] -Eww! 1854 01:23:48.344 --> 01:23:50.241 -Yo, what? She's double jointed? 1855 01:23:50.241 --> 01:23:52.241 -Gross. -I'd still tap that. 1856 01:23:52.241 --> 01:23:54.103 -Contortionist. 1857 01:23:56.379 --> 01:23:58.172 -A wig. I knew it. 1858 01:23:58.172 --> 01:23:59.689 I fucking knew it. 1859 01:23:59.689 --> 01:24:01.000 [ Flesh tearing] 1860 01:24:01.000 --> 01:24:02.586 -Oh! Oh! -What the fuck? 1861 01:24:02.586 --> 01:24:04.034 -Oh, oh. 1862 01:24:04.034 --> 01:24:05.862 Uh... 1863 01:24:05.862 --> 01:24:08.000 [Hissing] 1864 01:24:08.000 --> 01:24:10.379 -Yo, wait, wait, wait. Is this that CGI thing? 1865 01:24:10.379 --> 01:24:11.793 -Man, it's still -- it's still kind of hot. 1866 01:24:11.793 --> 01:24:13.896 -I do not -- I don't like it. I don't like it. 1867 01:24:13.896 --> 01:24:15.137 -Nah. 1868 01:24:15.137 --> 01:24:17.448 -Holy shit. Guys, she sees us. 1869 01:24:17.448 --> 01:24:18.724 -Like, you need to call an ambulance, 1870 01:24:18.724 --> 01:24:20.379 the police and then your parents. 1871 01:24:20.379 --> 01:24:21.827 Call your parents. -I got it. 1872 01:24:21.827 --> 01:24:23.586 -911, what is your emergency? [Glass shatters] 1873 01:24:23.586 --> 01:24:26.724 -Yeah, I'm calling about a girl with snakes in her head. 1874 01:24:26.724 --> 01:24:28.586 -How many snakes, sir? -I don't know how many snakes! 1875 01:24:28.586 --> 01:24:29.620 [Bang] 1876 01:24:29.620 --> 01:24:32.137 -Holy shit. [Sandra screeches] 1877 01:24:32.137 --> 01:24:33.344 -Yo, yo. Did you hear that? 1878 01:24:33.344 --> 01:24:34.551 -What was that? [Footsteps] 1879 01:24:34.551 --> 01:24:37.275 -Yo, yo, yo. She's on the roof, dude. 1880 01:24:39.586 --> 01:24:41.000 [Roof creaks] 1881 01:24:42.000 --> 01:24:44.310 [Glass shatters, boys scream] 1882 01:24:44.310 --> 01:24:46.310 -What the fuck? -Oh! 1883 01:24:46.310 --> 01:24:48.793 [Sandra screeches] 1884 01:24:48.793 --> 01:24:50.206 -Oh! 1885 01:24:50.206 --> 01:24:53.034 -[Groaning] 1886 01:24:53.034 --> 01:24:54.379 -Oh no. 1887 01:24:54.379 --> 01:24:57.137 [Flesh tearing, boys screaming] 1888 01:24:57.137 --> 01:24:58.655 -Oh, my God! 1889 01:25:00.724 --> 01:25:01.931 -[Grunts] 1890 01:25:01.931 --> 01:25:04.758 [Monster hisses, body part thuds] 1891 01:25:04.758 --> 01:25:06.344 -Get the fuck out of here. 1892 01:25:06.344 --> 01:25:08.103 [Howling in distance] 1893 01:25:09.034 --> 01:25:11.068 -What's going on? -Watch out! 1894 01:25:11.068 --> 01:25:14.068 -[Screams] [Sandra screeches] 1895 01:25:14.068 --> 01:25:16.068 [Flesh tearing] -Go, go, go, go, go! 1896 01:25:16.068 --> 01:25:17.758 -[Panting] 1897 01:25:22.137 --> 01:25:24.827 [Head thuds] -[Screams] 1898 01:25:24.827 --> 01:25:26.655 -Look, we need to get out, We need to get out of here. 1899 01:25:26.655 --> 01:25:27.931 [Sandra hisses] 1900 01:25:27.931 --> 01:25:29.310 -Brady. 1901 01:25:29.310 --> 01:25:30.827 [Snakes hisses, rattling] 1902 01:25:30.827 --> 01:25:32.586 -S-Sandra? 1903 01:25:32.586 --> 01:25:36.068 We -- we didn't mean to hurt you, right? 1904 01:25:36.068 --> 01:25:37.931 Right, Dylan? We... 1905 01:25:37.931 --> 01:25:39.586 Oh, my G-- [Screaming] 1906 01:25:39.586 --> 01:25:41.586 ♪♪ 1907 01:25:41.586 --> 01:25:43.275 No! Nobody can kill him! 1908 01:25:43.275 --> 01:25:45.655 Leave him alone! 1909 01:25:45.655 --> 01:25:47.655 [Sandra snarls] 1910 01:25:47.655 --> 01:25:49.172 [Sandra screeches] 1911 01:25:49.172 --> 01:25:51.793 -No! [Screaming] 1912 01:25:51.793 --> 01:25:54.206 [Flesh solidifying] 1913 01:25:54.206 --> 01:25:56.000 -[Snarling] 1914 01:25:56.000 --> 01:25:58.517 ♪♪ 1915 01:25:58.517 --> 01:26:07.965 ♪♪ 1916 01:26:07.965 --> 01:26:09.793 [Static playing] 1917 01:26:23.896 --> 01:26:28.862 -Jane McAllister, 48 -- -Sorry, hold up your release. 1918 01:26:28.862 --> 01:26:31.896 -Jane McAllister, 48. 1919 01:26:31.896 --> 01:26:33.724 -Got it. 1920 01:26:33.724 --> 01:26:37.310 -This is where the vessel will lie during the ritual. 1921 01:26:37.310 --> 01:26:38.862 -Are you nervous at all? 1922 01:26:38.862 --> 01:26:41.137 -No, I'm not part of the coven. 1923 01:26:41.137 --> 01:26:43.172 I'm just the husband in the background. 1924 01:26:43.172 --> 01:26:45.482 But, yeah, I'm nervous. 1925 01:26:47.655 --> 01:26:49.137 -Hey. 1926 01:26:49.137 --> 01:26:50.758 Did you eat something before we left? 1927 01:26:50.758 --> 01:26:52.413 -Yeah, I grabbed one of your Gogurts. 1928 01:26:52.413 --> 01:26:55.310 -That's not a meal, man. 1929 01:26:55.310 --> 01:26:56.827 -I ate two of them. 1930 01:26:56.827 --> 01:26:59.206 -So, tell us why you volunteered to be the vessel, 1931 01:26:59.206 --> 01:27:00.827 and start off by saying 1932 01:27:00.827 --> 01:27:02.965 I volunteered to be the vessel because. 1933 01:27:02.965 --> 01:27:05.413 -Um, I volunteered to be the vessel 1934 01:27:05.413 --> 01:27:07.724 because I've always felt like I was destined 1935 01:27:07.724 --> 01:27:10.206 for something bigger than me, I guess. 1936 01:27:10.206 --> 01:27:11.827 Does that make sense? 1937 01:27:11.827 --> 01:27:14.241 And I just want to say, it is an absolute honor 1938 01:27:14.241 --> 01:27:15.827 to offer my body as the earthly vessel 1939 01:27:15.827 --> 01:27:17.586 of Our Lord Ukabon. 1940 01:27:17.586 --> 01:27:19.586 -Thank you so much, Kirsten. Good luck tonight. 1941 01:27:19.586 --> 01:27:21.000 -Yeah, good luck or -- yeah. 1942 01:27:21.000 --> 01:27:22.448 [Chuckles] 1943 01:27:28.586 --> 01:27:30.068 [Party horn blows] 1944 01:27:32.482 --> 01:27:33.896 -You guys nervous to see one? 1945 01:27:33.896 --> 01:27:35.931 -A demon? 1946 01:27:35.931 --> 01:27:39.034 -You guys are in for a trip. 1947 01:27:39.034 --> 01:27:40.827 -Have you seen one? 1948 01:27:40.827 --> 01:27:42.241 -[Chuckles] 1949 01:27:42.241 --> 01:27:45.172 Wait, I thought it'd be like New Year's Eve, 1950 01:27:45.172 --> 01:27:47.034 Y2K for the whole thing to... 1951 01:27:47.034 --> 01:27:48.620 -I mean, like, for big ones, yeah. 1952 01:27:48.620 --> 01:27:50.758 -Julia, the book. 1953 01:27:50.758 --> 01:27:52.620 -Got to go. -Okay. 1954 01:27:52.620 --> 01:27:56.137 -It's important to massage the doorway to the other realm, 1955 01:27:56.137 --> 01:27:58.379 but we won't call Ukabon into the vessel 1956 01:27:58.379 --> 01:28:00.448 until the stroke of midnight 1957 01:28:00.448 --> 01:28:03.241 when the veil is at its very thinnest. 1958 01:28:06.689 --> 01:28:08.000 Thank you. 1959 01:28:08.000 --> 01:28:09.551 [Switch clicks] 1960 01:28:16.482 --> 01:28:20.068 [Button clicks, sinister music plays] 1961 01:28:20.068 --> 01:28:21.896 -The window.... -Window. 1962 01:28:21.896 --> 01:28:24.034 -...begins to crack. -Crack. 1963 01:28:24.034 --> 01:28:25.448 -The gate... -Gate- 1964 01:28:25.448 --> 01:28:27.379 -...begins to open. -Open. 1965 01:28:27.379 --> 01:28:29.068 -The veil... -Veil 1966 01:28:29.068 --> 01:28:30.896 -...begins to slip. -Slip. 1967 01:28:30.896 --> 01:28:32.310 -Ukabon. -Ukabon. 1968 01:28:32.379 --> 01:28:34.137 -Ukabon. -Ukabon. 1969 01:28:34.137 --> 01:28:36.172 -We thread the needle with thy name 1970 01:28:36.172 --> 01:28:38.965 and pull thee to our earthly plane. 1971 01:28:38.965 --> 01:28:42.896 [Women rhythmic breathing] 1972 01:28:42.896 --> 01:28:44.862 -[Whispering] Troy. 1973 01:28:44.862 --> 01:28:46.103 Faces. 1974 01:28:46.103 --> 01:28:52.206 ♪♪ 1975 01:28:52.206 --> 01:28:53.586 -[Speaks in Latin] 1976 01:28:53.586 --> 01:28:54.517 -[Gasps] 1977 01:28:54.517 --> 01:28:57.758 What was that. -What? 1978 01:28:57.758 --> 01:28:59.034 -Hey. -What? 1979 01:28:59.034 --> 01:29:00.379 I think I saw something. 1980 01:29:00.379 --> 01:29:02.000 [Breathing continues] 1981 01:29:02.000 --> 01:29:05.379 ♪♪ 1982 01:29:05.379 --> 01:29:09.275 -[Speaking in Latin] 1983 01:29:09.275 --> 01:29:11.379 [Screams] -Something's here! 1984 01:29:11.379 --> 01:29:12.896 [Television shatters] 1985 01:29:12.896 --> 01:29:14.724 -Is that Fergus again? 1986 01:29:14.724 --> 01:29:16.241 -Just cast him out, honey. 1987 01:29:16.241 --> 01:29:17.724 -Okay, follow my lead. -Don't stop. 1988 01:29:17.724 --> 01:29:20.551 -We speak to thee uninvited. -Troy, get in there. 1989 01:29:20.551 --> 01:29:21.586 -Uninvited. 1990 01:29:21.586 --> 01:29:23.620 -Our anger thou hast ignited. 1991 01:29:23.620 --> 01:29:25.172 -Ignited. [Table clattering] 1992 01:29:25.172 --> 01:29:27.103 -All thy power we... 1993 01:29:27.103 --> 01:29:28.275 -No, no, no. 1994 01:29:28.275 --> 01:29:30.068 -And do cast thee back -- 1995 01:29:30.068 --> 01:29:31.655 [Monster roaring] 1996 01:29:31.655 --> 01:29:33.068 -[Screaming] 1997 01:29:33.068 --> 01:29:35.034 ♪♪ 1998 01:29:35.034 --> 01:29:38.137 [Distorted screaming] 1999 01:29:38.137 --> 01:29:40.103 [Body thuds] 2000 01:29:40.103 --> 01:29:42.655 -[Groans] May? 2001 01:29:42.655 --> 01:29:44.068 May, I can't see. 2002 01:29:44.068 --> 01:29:46.103 [Heavy breathing] 2003 01:29:46.103 --> 01:29:48.827 [Thunder crashes] 2004 01:29:48.827 --> 01:29:51.379 May? 2005 01:29:51.379 --> 01:29:52.620 May?! 2006 01:29:52.620 --> 01:29:55.172 [Gasps] 2007 01:29:55.172 --> 01:29:56.586 [Insects chirping] 2008 01:29:56.586 --> 01:29:57.827 [Ground scraping] 2009 01:29:57.827 --> 01:30:00.241 ♪♪ 2010 01:30:00.241 --> 01:30:02.206 [Camera clicks, hums] 2011 01:30:02.206 --> 01:30:04.310 [Thunder rumbling] 2012 01:30:10.379 --> 01:30:12.068 [Grunts] 2013 01:30:12.068 --> 01:30:13.551 What? 2014 01:30:15.517 --> 01:30:18.310 [Groans] May? 2015 01:30:18.310 --> 01:30:19.689 -Dude, how do we get outside? 2016 01:30:19.689 --> 01:30:21.068 -Oh, dude, your head. 2017 01:30:21.068 --> 01:30:23.103 -Woah, stop, look out. 2018 01:30:23.103 --> 01:30:24.379 -Oh, shit. 2019 01:30:24.379 --> 01:30:26.448 [Thunder rumbling] 2020 01:30:26.448 --> 01:30:29.172 -What the hell? -What is that? 2021 01:30:29.172 --> 01:30:31.586 -[Screeches] -[Gasps] 2022 01:30:31.586 --> 01:30:35.000 [Thunder rumbles] 2023 01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:36.137 Hey, what's happening? 2024 01:30:36.137 --> 01:30:38.241 -[Snarls] -[Gasps] 2025 01:30:38.241 --> 01:30:40.034 Dude, what is that? -Is that a person? 2026 01:30:40.034 --> 01:30:42.931 [Flesh tearing] 2027 01:30:42.931 --> 01:30:44.172 -Hey! 2028 01:30:44.172 --> 01:30:46.068 [Creature snarling] 2029 01:30:46.827 --> 01:30:47.931 [Flesh snaps] 2030 01:30:47.931 --> 01:30:49.862 -Oh, oh, oh! Oh! 2031 01:30:49.862 --> 01:30:51.241 Oh, shit! 2032 01:30:53.172 --> 01:30:55.068 [Both scream] 2033 01:30:55.068 --> 01:30:56.241 -[Panting] 2034 01:30:56.241 --> 01:30:57.689 [Thunder crashing] 2035 01:30:57.689 --> 01:30:59.896 What was it? What was it? 2036 01:30:59.896 --> 01:31:01.793 [Whispering] Shh, shh! Turn the light off! 2037 01:31:01.793 --> 01:31:03.137 Turn it off! 2038 01:31:03.137 --> 01:31:05.896 Where's the button? 2039 01:31:05.896 --> 01:31:07.068 Shh, be quiet! 2040 01:31:07.068 --> 01:31:08.896 -[hyperventilating] 2041 01:31:08.896 --> 01:31:13.206 ♪♪ 2042 01:31:13.206 --> 01:31:14.586 [Gasps] -Something licked my hand. 2043 01:31:14.586 --> 01:31:16.379 -What? -Something licked my hand. 2044 01:31:16.379 --> 01:31:17.827 -Nothing licked your hand. -No, I'm serious. 2045 01:31:17.827 --> 01:31:19.413 -Shut up. I do not care. 2046 01:31:19.413 --> 01:31:21.344 Shut up. Do not turn on the light. 2047 01:31:21.344 --> 01:31:24.000 [Thunder rumbling] 2048 01:31:24.000 --> 01:31:26.827 -Oh, what? 2049 01:31:26.827 --> 01:31:28.724 -[Gasps] -Oh, Jesus 2050 01:31:28.724 --> 01:31:32.000 [Flesh tearing] 2051 01:31:32.000 --> 01:31:33.310 [Thunder crashes] 2052 01:31:33.310 --> 01:31:34.724 [Monster roaring] 2053 01:31:34.724 --> 01:31:36.620 [Both screaming] 2054 01:31:43.896 --> 01:31:47.068 [Screeching in distance] 2055 01:31:47.068 --> 01:31:48.275 -Oh, my God. 2056 01:31:48.275 --> 01:31:49.827 -Shh, shh, shh, shh! 2057 01:31:49.827 --> 01:31:51.275 -We're in Hell. 2058 01:31:51.275 --> 01:31:53.241 [Indistinct] I shouldn't be in Hell! 2059 01:31:53.241 --> 01:31:55.172 -Stop panicking! 2060 01:31:55.172 --> 01:31:57.310 -I shouldn't be here. I go to church. 2061 01:31:57.310 --> 01:31:59.655 -Listen to me, there's no such thing as Hell. Okay? 2062 01:31:59.655 --> 01:32:02.793 And you don't even go to church. -Help! 2063 01:32:02.793 --> 01:32:04.586 -Stay down. 2064 01:32:04.586 --> 01:32:07.068 -Hey! -Oh, shit! It saw me. 2065 01:32:07.068 --> 01:32:09.758 -Troy, shut up. -Oh, shit. 2066 01:32:09.758 --> 01:32:11.620 What are you doing? [Chains rattling] 2067 01:32:11.620 --> 01:32:14.758 -It's coming. What do we do, Nate? 2068 01:32:14.758 --> 01:32:17.862 -[Giggling] 2069 01:32:17.862 --> 01:32:20.172 [Indistinct talking] 2070 01:32:20.172 --> 01:32:24.275 -Wait! Ma'am, wait! Wait! 2071 01:32:24.275 --> 01:32:26.655 My friend and I are lost. We don't know where we are. 2072 01:32:26.655 --> 01:32:29.206 -Thou art in the feeding grounds. 2073 01:32:29.206 --> 01:32:30.896 -What's the feeding grounds? 2074 01:32:30.896 --> 01:32:32.068 -The -- 2075 01:32:32.068 --> 01:32:36.068 Oh, thou art fresh. 2076 01:32:36.068 --> 01:32:39.068 What great sin does thou commit? 2077 01:32:39.068 --> 01:32:41.724 -I told you! 2078 01:32:41.724 --> 01:32:44.793 Look, Miss, me and my friend didn't do anything wrong. 2079 01:32:44.793 --> 01:32:47.655 -Oh, of course not. 2080 01:32:47.655 --> 01:32:51.000 -No, we really didn't. I don't think we died. 2081 01:32:51.000 --> 01:32:52.344 We were doing this ritual 2082 01:32:52.344 --> 01:32:54.103 with an old book, and everything went wrong. 2083 01:32:54.103 --> 01:32:55.448 -Book? What book? 2084 01:32:55.448 --> 01:32:57.724 -Troy, I think when those witches sent 2085 01:32:57.724 --> 01:33:01.275 that demon thing down here, we accidently came with it. 2086 01:33:01.275 --> 01:33:03.068 -Is that possible? These witches were trying 2087 01:33:03.068 --> 01:33:05.448 to summon a powerful demon into this woman's body. 2088 01:33:05.448 --> 01:33:07.655 -What name? What name did the try to summon? 2089 01:33:07.655 --> 01:33:09.517 -Shit, I don't remember. Something like -- 2090 01:33:09.517 --> 01:33:13.896 -It was like Qui-Gon or Pokémon or some shit. 2091 01:33:13.896 --> 01:33:15.689 -The book upon the Blood Order? 2092 01:33:15.689 --> 01:33:17.137 -Yes! Do you know him? 2093 01:33:17.137 --> 01:33:20.000 -Yes. Oh, I hate Ukabon! 2094 01:33:20.000 --> 01:33:21.448 Thou art not far from him. 2095 01:33:21.448 --> 01:33:23.310 [Monster screeching in distance] 2096 01:33:23.310 --> 01:33:28.103 [Thunder rumbling] 2097 01:33:28.103 --> 01:33:29.517 -Eight minutes. 2098 01:33:29.517 --> 01:33:31.206 Troy, what we need is this Ukabon by midnight 2099 01:33:31.206 --> 01:33:32.724 when the witches take him through the vale. 2100 01:33:32.724 --> 01:33:34.586 -Oh, yes! And then we can grab onto him 2101 01:33:34.586 --> 01:33:36.551 right when they take him through, and we can go home! 2102 01:33:36.551 --> 01:33:38.310 -Yeah. 2103 01:33:38.310 --> 01:33:42.413 Please, can you take us to Ukabon? 2104 01:33:42.413 --> 01:33:44.344 We only have eight minutes, shit, seven minutes now. 2105 01:33:44.344 --> 01:33:47.172 -If I return thee to Earth, wilt thou write my name 2106 01:33:47.172 --> 01:33:48.931 in the Great Book of the Witches? 2107 01:33:48.931 --> 01:33:50.034 -Yeah, sure. 2108 01:33:50.034 --> 01:33:52.517 -My name is Mabel the Skull Biter. 2109 01:33:52.517 --> 01:33:56.275 I took command of 30 legions. 2110 01:33:56.275 --> 01:33:58.206 Hurry, run! 2111 01:33:58.206 --> 01:34:00.068 [Thunder rumbling] 2112 01:34:02.758 --> 01:34:03.793 This way. 2113 01:34:03.793 --> 01:34:05.689 [Creature howling] 2114 01:34:08.965 --> 01:34:10.172 [Thunder crashes] 2115 01:34:10.172 --> 01:34:11.793 -What are you doing? Keep going. 2116 01:34:13.448 --> 01:34:15.310 -[Speaking in native language] 2117 01:34:18.068 --> 01:34:20.275 -[Gasps] -Shh! 2118 01:34:20.275 --> 01:34:22.827 -I almost messed up my hand on these spikes. 2119 01:34:22.827 --> 01:34:24.448 -Get over here. 2120 01:34:24.448 --> 01:34:31.586 ♪♪ 2121 01:34:31.586 --> 01:34:33.655 -Hey, Mabel, can you go to Hell 2122 01:34:33.655 --> 01:34:35.793 for an isolated shoplifting incident? 2123 01:34:35.793 --> 01:34:38.206 -Oh, yeah, Troy, that's the worst thing you've ever done. 2124 01:34:38.206 --> 01:34:40.413 -What's that supposed to mean? -Shut up. 2125 01:34:40.413 --> 01:34:41.793 ♪♪ 2126 01:34:41.793 --> 01:34:43.379 [Laughing in distance] 2127 01:34:43.379 --> 01:34:45.310 [Music, chanting in distance] 2128 01:34:45.310 --> 01:34:46.655 -No, seriously. What's that supposed to mean? 2129 01:34:46.655 --> 01:34:48.275 -Shut up! -Shh! 2130 01:34:48.275 --> 01:34:52.068 -Remember, fresh souls taste best. 2131 01:34:52.068 --> 01:34:53.655 [Thunder rumbling] 2132 01:34:53.655 --> 01:35:02.689 ♪♪ 2133 01:35:02.689 --> 01:35:07.793 ♪♪ 2134 01:35:07.793 --> 01:35:09.965 [Woman screaming] 2135 01:35:09.965 --> 01:35:13.448 -Mabel, slow down. 2136 01:35:13.448 --> 01:35:15.827 Dude, what if she's taking us to, like, 2137 01:35:15.827 --> 01:35:17.724 one of her little demon friends or something? 2138 01:35:17.724 --> 01:35:18.862 -No, I don't think so. 2139 01:35:18.862 --> 01:35:20.965 I'm a pretty good judge of people. 2140 01:35:20.965 --> 01:35:22.310 -[Gasps] 2141 01:35:24.068 --> 01:35:25.586 [Screams] Don't -- Oh, excuse us. 2142 01:35:25.586 --> 01:35:26.965 -No, don't engage. 2143 01:35:26.965 --> 01:35:30.448 -[Muffled groaning] -[Screams] 2144 01:35:30.448 --> 01:35:32.551 -Hey, keep moving. We're going to lose Mabel. 2145 01:35:32.551 --> 01:35:35.413 [Panting] 2146 01:35:35.413 --> 01:35:37.413 -Why are you stopped, bro? Go, go, go! 2147 01:35:37.413 --> 01:35:39.620 -Okay! 2148 01:35:39.620 --> 01:35:40.931 -[Screams] 2149 01:35:40.931 --> 01:35:42.310 -Mabel! -Oh, dude. 2150 01:35:42.310 --> 01:35:45.000 I almost stepped right into that huge trap. 2151 01:35:45.000 --> 01:35:46.034 [Laughs] 2152 01:35:46.034 --> 01:35:47.482 [Metal snaps] 2153 01:35:47.482 --> 01:35:49.206 -[Screaming] 2154 01:35:51.827 --> 01:35:54.137 -Oh! -Nate, my hand! 2155 01:35:54.137 --> 01:35:56.206 [Screams] 2156 01:35:56.206 --> 01:35:58.931 -Where did? 2157 01:35:58.931 --> 01:36:01.275 -Mabel, my hand! 2158 01:36:01.275 --> 01:36:03.172 [Bone snapping] 2159 01:36:03.172 --> 01:36:05.655 ♪♪ 2160 01:36:05.655 --> 01:36:07.517 -Hey! Stop! 2161 01:36:10.034 --> 01:36:11.724 -Why art thou raising thy voice? 2162 01:36:11.724 --> 01:36:15.551 -Maybe because you're leading us to our deaths. 2163 01:36:15.551 --> 01:36:18.241 Where the hell are you taking us? 2164 01:36:18.241 --> 01:36:20.620 -No one speaketh to me this way. 2165 01:36:20.620 --> 01:36:22.206 In this world, I giveth the orders! 2166 01:36:22.206 --> 01:36:23.586 I'm a servant to no one! 2167 01:36:23.586 --> 01:36:29.206 -[Booming] Great Order, return me at once! 2168 01:36:29.206 --> 01:36:31.172 -Mabel! 2169 01:36:31.172 --> 01:36:33.034 Mabel! 2170 01:36:34.896 --> 01:36:37.482 Mabel! Mabel! 2171 01:36:37.482 --> 01:36:39.758 Come back her, you oozing bitch! 2172 01:36:39.758 --> 01:36:41.448 -We're lost. 2173 01:36:41.448 --> 01:36:44.448 Nate, take the light. Give me a turn with that. 2174 01:36:44.448 --> 01:36:46.275 -What? No. You don't know how to fight. 2175 01:36:46.275 --> 01:36:48.310 -Yes, I do. I took martial arts. 2176 01:36:48.310 --> 01:36:50.586 -No, you didn't. -When I was a kid I did. 2177 01:36:50.586 --> 01:36:52.034 -Troy, just shut -- Ah, shit! 2178 01:36:52.034 --> 01:36:54.068 -[Speaking in Latin] 2179 01:36:54.068 --> 01:36:56.413 [Both screaming] 2180 01:36:56.413 --> 01:36:57.620 -Come on! 2181 01:36:57.620 --> 01:36:59.103 ♪♪ 2182 01:36:59.103 --> 01:37:00.793 -[Indistinct whispering] 2183 01:37:00.793 --> 01:37:04.068 -I'm going to stab you in the frigging face with this thing! 2184 01:37:04.068 --> 01:37:06.413 -Oh, shit, Troy! Troy, we're running out of time, man! 2185 01:37:06.413 --> 01:37:07.793 She just left us here! 2186 01:37:07.793 --> 01:37:09.793 -Maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick! 2187 01:37:09.793 --> 01:37:12.068 -Well, shit, Troy, I'm sorry I'm not buddy-buddy 2188 01:37:12.068 --> 01:37:15.034 with every demon hellspawn that I meet. 2189 01:37:15.034 --> 01:37:16.758 It's called leadership, Troy. 2190 01:37:16.758 --> 01:37:18.310 Somebody has to take charge. 2191 01:37:18.310 --> 01:37:19.931 It's not going to be you. 2192 01:37:19.931 --> 01:37:24.068 -Well, Mabel and I respond to a different leadership style! 2193 01:37:24.068 --> 01:37:25.793 -Help me! 2194 01:37:25.793 --> 01:37:27.896 -Mabel! 2195 01:37:27.896 --> 01:37:30.586 -Troy, don't! 2196 01:37:30.586 --> 01:37:33.724 Troy, stop! 2197 01:37:33.724 --> 01:37:35.103 -Mabel. 2198 01:37:35.103 --> 01:37:36.620 -Help me. 2199 01:37:36.620 --> 01:37:37.827 Oh, help. 2200 01:37:37.827 --> 01:37:40.068 Uh... 2201 01:37:40.068 --> 01:37:41.793 Ma'am? 2202 01:37:41.793 --> 01:37:45.482 -[Screeches, screaming] 2203 01:37:45.482 --> 01:37:46.655 -Run, Nate! 2204 01:37:46.655 --> 01:37:48.172 [Panting] 2205 01:37:50.482 --> 01:37:51.655 [Screams] 2206 01:37:51.655 --> 01:37:53.413 -Why do thou scream like cowards? 2207 01:37:53.413 --> 01:37:55.172 -Because there was this woman and then there was -- 2208 01:37:55.172 --> 01:37:56.827 she needed help, but she's -- her arms were --- 2209 01:37:56.827 --> 01:38:00.551 -Oh, thou met her. 2210 01:38:00.551 --> 01:38:01.827 [Grunts] 2211 01:38:01.827 --> 01:38:03.344 [Woman screeches] 2212 01:38:06.241 --> 01:38:08.379 -They already got me. 2213 01:38:08.931 --> 01:38:10.034 [Screams] 2214 01:38:10.034 --> 01:38:13.137 [Metal scrapes] 2215 01:38:13.137 --> 01:38:15.517 Shit, man. 2216 01:38:15.517 --> 01:38:18.689 We only got like four minutes. We're not going to make it. 2217 01:38:18.689 --> 01:38:20.793 -Men, we are here. 2218 01:38:20.793 --> 01:38:24.103 Hither be the back entrance to the dwelling of Ukabon. 2219 01:38:29.758 --> 01:38:34.517 Here, where Worm had gone about her business, you must crawl. 2220 01:38:34.517 --> 01:38:37.586 -Troy, you go first. -No. 2221 01:38:37.586 --> 01:38:39.034 I only have one good hand. I can't go hold the light. 2222 01:38:39.034 --> 01:38:40.448 -We need the light. 2223 01:38:40.448 --> 01:38:42.241 -I can't hold the light and crawl at the same -- 2224 01:38:42.241 --> 01:38:45.068 -I shall fix thy torch to thy head. 2225 01:38:45.068 --> 01:38:48.137 -Wait, what? No. Gross. 2226 01:38:48.137 --> 01:38:49.655 Nate? 2227 01:38:51.862 --> 01:38:54.103 Oh, man. 2228 01:38:54.103 --> 01:38:55.827 [Ground squishes] 2229 01:38:55.827 --> 01:38:58.758 [Insects chittering] 2230 01:38:58.758 --> 01:39:00.482 [Screeching in distance] 2231 01:39:00.482 --> 01:39:02.137 -Get in the [indistinct] Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! 2232 01:39:02.137 --> 01:39:03.620 -[Screams] 2233 01:39:03.620 --> 01:39:07.896 Go, go, go! 2234 01:39:07.896 --> 01:39:09.344 -Troy, faster! 2235 01:39:09.344 --> 01:39:11.310 -I'm trying, Nate! 2236 01:39:13.931 --> 01:39:16.758 [Sobbing] 2237 01:39:19.172 --> 01:39:20.689 [Webbing snaps] 2238 01:39:23.413 --> 01:39:25.172 [Insects chittering] 2239 01:39:25.172 --> 01:39:27.586 [Screams] What is that?! 2240 01:39:27.586 --> 01:39:30.620 -Shh. Quiet, men. 2241 01:39:37.103 --> 01:39:39.068 [Woman sobbing] 2242 01:39:43.344 --> 01:39:45.103 [Creature hissing] 2243 01:39:46.068 --> 01:39:47.620 [Screams] 2244 01:39:49.896 --> 01:39:51.862 -Dude, you just pushed me into that creature thing! 2245 01:39:51.862 --> 01:39:54.655 -No, I didn't. It was a reflex. 2246 01:39:54.655 --> 01:39:55.965 Stop acting like I'm a bad person. 2247 01:39:55.965 --> 01:39:57.310 -Shh! 2248 01:39:58.103 --> 01:39:59.862 -[Gasps] 2249 01:39:59.862 --> 01:40:01.103 [Breathing heavily] 2250 01:40:01.103 --> 01:40:10.620 ♪♪ 2251 01:40:10.620 --> 01:40:11.793 Snatch! 2252 01:40:11.793 --> 01:40:13.206 [Panting] 2253 01:40:13.206 --> 01:40:20.000 ♪♪ 2254 01:40:20.000 --> 01:40:22.586 [Chanting in distance] 2255 01:40:22.586 --> 01:40:25.413 ♪♪ 2256 01:40:25.413 --> 01:40:27.655 -[Speaking in Latin] 2257 01:40:27.655 --> 01:40:36.068 ♪♪ 2258 01:40:36.068 --> 01:40:37.344 -[Whispering] 80 seconds. 2259 01:40:37.344 --> 01:40:39.103 I say we make a beeline to Ukabon at 60. 2260 01:40:39.103 --> 01:40:40.551 -Okay. 2261 01:40:40.551 --> 01:40:42.551 ♪♪ 2262 01:40:42.551 --> 01:40:44.137 Nate, you really think I'm a bad person? 2263 01:40:44.137 --> 01:40:45.586 -You cannot be serious right now. 2264 01:40:45.586 --> 01:40:47.275 -Well, excuse me for thinking it's a big deal 2265 01:40:47.275 --> 01:40:48.517 that my best friend thinks I'm a terrible person. 2266 01:40:48.517 --> 01:40:50.586 -Shh! -Okay, Nate, just shut me up 2267 01:40:50.586 --> 01:40:53.793 and ignore me like you always do. 2268 01:40:53.793 --> 01:40:56.206 -You told my ex that I have a gambling addiction. 2269 01:40:56.206 --> 01:40:57.724 -Two years ago. 2270 01:40:57.724 --> 01:40:59.482 I was just trying to make her feel better. 2271 01:40:59.482 --> 01:41:02.206 -You never have my back, Troy. 2272 01:41:02.206 --> 01:41:05.000 Shit, 58 seconds. Let's go. 2273 01:41:05.000 --> 01:41:06.689 -[Speaking in Latin] 2274 01:41:06.689 --> 01:41:12.620 ♪♪ 2275 01:41:12.620 --> 01:41:14.172 -Don't forget to write my name in the book! 2276 01:41:14.172 --> 01:41:15.931 -[Gasps] -Oh, shit! 2277 01:41:15.931 --> 01:41:19.000 -[Speaking in Latin] 2278 01:41:19.000 --> 01:41:20.206 -Almost, Troy. Come on! 2279 01:41:20.206 --> 01:41:22.482 -Nate, look out! -[Screams] 2280 01:41:22.482 --> 01:41:26.068 -[Growling] 2281 01:41:26.068 --> 01:41:27.758 -Troy, just go! 2282 01:41:27.758 --> 01:41:30.862 [Creatures grunting] 2283 01:41:30.862 --> 01:41:32.965 -[Screams] 2284 01:41:32.965 --> 01:41:34.827 ♪♪ 2285 01:41:34.827 --> 01:41:36.310 -[Grunts] 2286 01:41:37.931 --> 01:41:39.862 [Screams] 2287 01:41:39.862 --> 01:41:42.068 [Groaning] 2288 01:41:42.068 --> 01:41:43.551 [Grunting] 2289 01:41:43.551 --> 01:41:46.862 ♪♪ 2290 01:41:46.862 --> 01:41:48.137 Balls! 2291 01:41:48.137 --> 01:41:50.655 ♪♪ 2292 01:41:50.655 --> 01:41:52.551 [Screams] 2293 01:41:52.551 --> 01:41:54.000 [Grunts] 2294 01:41:54.000 --> 01:41:55.689 [Laughs] 2295 01:41:55.689 --> 01:41:58.620 [Women chanting] 2296 01:41:58.620 --> 01:42:01.448 -Thee, the time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 2297 01:42:01.448 --> 01:42:03.620 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 2298 01:42:03.689 --> 01:42:05.655 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 2299 01:42:05.655 --> 01:42:07.275 -[Grunts] 2300 01:42:07.275 --> 01:42:09.689 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 2301 01:42:09.758 --> 01:42:11.241 -The time is nigh. -The time is nigh. 2302 01:42:11.241 --> 01:42:15.241 [Screaming] 2303 01:42:15.241 --> 01:42:16.689 [Women chanting] 2304 01:42:16.689 --> 01:42:20.103 ♪♪ 2305 01:42:20.103 --> 01:42:22.620 [Thunder rumbling] 2306 01:42:22.620 --> 01:42:24.689 [Both laugh] 2307 01:42:24.689 --> 01:42:26.034 -15 seconds. 2308 01:42:26.034 --> 01:42:29.103 -Wait! Mabel! 2309 01:42:29.103 --> 01:42:30.551 Come with us! 2310 01:42:30.551 --> 01:42:31.793 -Ukabon. Ukabon. 2311 01:42:31.793 --> 01:42:35.068 Ukabon. Ukabon. Ukabon. 2312 01:42:35.068 --> 01:42:36.965 -Write my name! 2313 01:42:36.965 --> 01:42:39.482 -Just go, go, go! 2314 01:42:39.482 --> 01:42:41.206 [Both screaming] 2315 01:42:41.206 --> 01:42:46.068 ♪♪ 2316 01:42:46.068 --> 01:42:47.344 -He's coming! 2317 01:42:47.344 --> 01:42:49.413 -[Grunts] -Troy! 2318 01:42:49.413 --> 01:42:52.103 Troy, we made it! [Laughs] 2319 01:42:52.103 --> 01:42:54.793 W-wait, why -- why am I tied up? 2320 01:42:54.793 --> 01:42:57.310 Nate, Nate, Nate! 2321 01:42:57.310 --> 01:43:00.137 -No! -Nate! 2322 01:43:00.137 --> 01:43:01.724 What are you doing? 2323 01:43:01.724 --> 01:43:04.655 -[Screams] 2324 01:43:04.655 --> 01:43:06.586 -How did this happen? 2325 01:43:06.586 --> 01:43:09.586 How did this happen?! -Just try it again. 2326 01:43:09.586 --> 01:43:12.034 -You think we can just do this again, just do it over? 2327 01:43:12.034 --> 01:43:13.379 Well, we can't! We can't! 2328 01:43:13.379 --> 01:43:15.000 -Another one is in the book, honey. 2329 01:43:15.000 --> 01:43:16.310 How did you let this happen? 2330 01:43:16.310 --> 01:43:18.172 -Well, the camera crew wasn't my idea. 2331 01:43:18.172 --> 01:43:20.137 -You're going to blame me now? 2332 01:43:20.137 --> 01:43:21.689 I cleaned for you. I prepare for you. 2333 01:43:21.689 --> 01:43:24.103 I stop up for you, and this is how you thank me? 2334 01:43:24.103 --> 01:43:25.310 -Be quiet! -Blame me? 2335 01:43:25.310 --> 01:43:26.586 You should have listened to me. 2336 01:43:26.586 --> 01:43:29.793 -Shut up. Julia, where are you going? 2337 01:43:29.793 --> 01:43:31.413 -I'm getting a mop. 2338 01:43:31.413 --> 01:43:33.206 [Static] 2339 01:43:37.137 --> 01:43:39.241 [Electricity humming] 2340 01:43:42.827 --> 01:43:44.482 [Camera beeping] 2341 01:43:47.793 --> 01:43:52.655 ♪♪ 2342 01:43:52.655 --> 01:43:54.551 -♪ Oh ♪ 2343 01:43:54.551 --> 01:44:04.206 ♪♪ 2344 01:44:04.206 --> 01:44:07.034 ♪ Sold into slavery down in New Orleans ♪ 2345 01:44:07.034 --> 01:44:09.655 ♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪ 2346 01:44:09.655 --> 01:44:12.482 ♪ Black dog's head on the killing bed ♪ 2347 01:44:12.482 --> 01:44:15.275 ♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪ 2348 01:44:15.275 --> 01:44:18.137 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 2349 01:44:18.137 --> 01:44:20.758 ♪ There in misery ♪ 2350 01:44:20.758 --> 01:44:23.586 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 2351 01:44:23.586 --> 01:44:27.206 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 2352 01:44:27.206 --> 01:44:32.620 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 2353 01:44:32.620 --> 01:44:36.655 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 2354 01:44:36.655 --> 01:44:42.172 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 2355 01:44:42.172 --> 01:44:48.000 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 2356 01:44:48.000 --> 01:44:50.689 ♪ Me ♪ 2357 01:44:50.689 --> 01:44:59.586 ♪♪ 2358 01:44:59.586 --> 01:45:02.482 ♪ Poison father of the human race ♪ 2359 01:45:02.482 --> 01:45:05.241 ♪ God of the tainted blood ♪ 2360 01:45:05.241 --> 01:45:08.068 ♪ Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world ♪ 2361 01:45:08.068 --> 01:45:10.724 ♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪ 2362 01:45:10.724 --> 01:45:13.724 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 2363 01:45:13.724 --> 01:45:16.344 ♪ There in misery ♪ 2364 01:45:16.344 --> 01:45:19.206 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 2365 01:45:19.206 --> 01:45:22.655 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 2366 01:45:22.655 --> 01:45:28.241 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 2367 01:45:28.241 --> 01:45:31.896 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 2368 01:45:31.896 --> 01:45:37.620 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 2369 01:45:37.620 --> 01:45:43.241 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 2370 01:45:43.241 --> 01:45:45.724 ♪ Me ♪ 2371 01:45:45.724 --> 01:45:51.896 ♪♪ 2372 01:45:51.896 --> 01:46:01.448 ♪♪ 2373 01:46:01.448 --> 01:46:07.655 ♪♪ 2374 01:46:07.655 --> 01:46:12.655 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 2375 01:46:12.724 --> 01:46:18.241 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 2376 01:46:18.241 --> 01:46:23.655 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 2377 01:46:23.724 --> 01:46:28.000 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 2378 01:46:28.000 --> 01:46:31.172 ♪ Oh ♪ 2379 01:46:31.172 --> 01:46:32.896 ♪♪ 2380 01:46:32.896 --> 01:46:35.793 ♪ Wanna cross that line ♪ 2381 01:46:35.793 --> 01:46:38.034 ♪♪ 2382 01:46:38.034 --> 01:46:42.413 ♪ Oh, sold into slavery down in New Orleans ♪ 2383 01:46:42.413 --> 01:46:45.275 ♪ Goddess of the bayou light ♪ 2384 01:46:45.275 --> 01:46:48.068 ♪ Black dog's head on the killing bed ♪ 2385 01:46:48.068 --> 01:46:50.655 ♪ Severed and left to bleed ♪ 2386 01:46:50.655 --> 01:46:53.724 ♪ There on fire in the corner of the world ♪ 2387 01:46:53.724 --> 01:46:56.344 ♪ There in misery ♪ 2388 01:46:56.344 --> 01:46:59.103 ♪ Lucifer's face in the mirror when you look ♪ 2389 01:46:59.103 --> 01:47:02.689 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 2390 01:47:02.689 --> 01:47:08.206 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 2391 01:47:08.206 --> 01:47:12.275 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 2392 01:47:12.275 --> 01:47:17.586 ♪ 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 2393 01:47:17.586 --> 01:47:23.586 ♪ And you don't want to go with ♪ 2394 01:47:23.586 --> 01:47:25.931 ♪ Me ♪ 2395 01:47:25.931 --> 01:47:34.620 ♪♪ 2396 01:47:34.620 --> 01:47:38.068 ♪ Oh, poison father of the human race ♪ 2397 01:47:38.068 --> 01:47:40.758 ♪ God of the tainted blood ♪ 2398 01:47:40.758 --> 01:47:43.517 ♪ Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world ♪ 2399 01:47:43.517 --> 01:47:46.344 ♪ Ready for the bastard son ♪ 2400 01:47:46.344 --> 01:47:49.172 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 2401 01:47:49.172 --> 01:47:51.758 ♪ There is misery ♪ 2402 01:47:51.758 --> 01:47:54.793 ♪ There on fire in the veins of man ♪ 2403 01:47:54.793 --> 01:47:58.620 ♪ Left for God to see ♪ 2404 01:47:58.620 --> 01:48:03.689 ♪ Do you want to take a life? ♪ 2405 01:48:03.689 --> 01:48:07.586 ♪ Do you want to cross that line? ♪ 2406 01:48:07.586 --> 01:48:13.241 ♪ Because it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 2407 01:48:13.241 --> 01:48:18.724 ♪ And you don't want to go with me ♪ 2408 01:48:18.724 --> 01:48:24.344 ♪ Hey, it's a long way back from Hell ♪ 2409 01:48:24.344 --> 01:48:28.724 ♪ And you don't want to go -- ♪ 2410 01:48:28.724 --> 01:48:31.896 -We thread the needle with thy name and pull thee 2411 01:48:31.896 --> 01:48:34.448 to our earthly plane, Mabel. 2412 01:48:34.448 --> 01:48:35.965 -Mabel. -Mabel. 2413 01:48:36.034 --> 01:48:38.000 -Mabel. -Mabel. 2414 01:48:38.068 --> 01:48:39.206 -Mabel. -Mabel. 2415 01:48:39.275 --> 01:48:40.896 -Mabel. -Mabel. 2416 01:48:40.896 --> 01:48:41.896 May-- 2417 01:48:41.896 --> 01:48:44.862 [Insects chirping] 2418 01:48:44.862 --> 01:48:46.344 -Vroom. 2419 01:48:46.344 --> 01:48:48.448 [VCR clicks, whirs]