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- [laughs]
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- You know them.
You love them.
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They are the most iconic
comedy duo of all time--
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Kate Berlant and John Early.
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[audio glitching]
Now almost 20 years after...
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Now almost 20 years after
their infamous falling-out,
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they're finally reunited.
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I'll find out, can
Kate Berlant and John Early
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put the past behind them...
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- [screams]
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- And make America
laugh again?
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- Hey, yo,
I think I'm kind of a Kate.
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- Oh, yeah,
you definitely a Kate.
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- [laughs]
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- Oh, wait,
that makes me a John.
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Damn!
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- The moment the world
has been waiting for,
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Kate and John together again.
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- Shh! It's starting.
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- With me, Meredith Vieira.
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[light music]
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Good evening.
I'm Meredith Vieira.
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In a world divided more
and more every day,
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there's one thing we can
all agree on--
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Kate Berlant and John Early
are funny.
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From their hit
television series
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that started it all,
"He's Gay, She's Half-Jewish,"
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to their record-breaking
blockbuster films,
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they are arguably
the most iconic
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and influential comedy duo
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in the history
of entertainment.
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So what happened?
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As they tap-danced their way
into the hearts of billions,
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behind the scenes was a story
of discord, deception,
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and artificial insemination.
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Tonight the two of them
will sit down together
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for the first time
in almost 20 years
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for this exclusive "POV,
Point of Vieira" interview.
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[upbeat music]
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Come on in.
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both: [whispering]
Hi.
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- It's a pleasure.
- Thank you so much.
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both: [normal voice]
Thank you for doing this.
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Oh, here he is.
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- Meredith.
- Oh, wow.
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- Hello, there.
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- [whispering]
Nice to meet you.
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- [whispering]
Thank you for having us.
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- [normal voice] Let me let you
have your moment.
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[both sigh]
- Hoo!
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- Wah!
[laughter]
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- I-I, um...
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This is a shock.
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- Wow. Wow.
- To actually see you,
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I actually have to remove these
to finally actually see.
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- Hi, Kate.
- Yeah.
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There you are.
- It's your friend John.
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- Oh.
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- I really want to know
what went wrong?
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- Oh, it's, like,
really cute here.
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- Yeah, this is
a really cool group.
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- John, I did not read
the book.
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- Oh, please, me neither.
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Apparently
it's not that kind of thing.
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- Oh, it's more of a hang.
- It's more of a hang.
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- Okay.
- Okay, cool.
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- Hi.
- Welcome.
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- Hi.
- Thank you.
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- All right, welcome everyone.
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So we're here today to discuss
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"Clancy's Reward"
by Paul Floor.
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And as usual, we're gonna
just try to adhere
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to a nonhierarchical format.
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Jump in when you feel moved
to speak.
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And with that, in that spirit,
I will stop talking.
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[laughter]
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- I'll start.
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I just felt like
the whole breaking away
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from the auto-fiction trend
was so self-conscious
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and, like, it defeated
its own purpose.
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- I thought it was exhausting.
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It felt like one long apology.
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- Floor is trying
to attend to...
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[all speaking at once]
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[up-tempo classical music]
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- I mean, like, boo-hoo,
you have another book deal?
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- Fucking blew my mind.
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[all speaking at once]
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- What am I in,
a Paul Floor book?
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- Kate, John,
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do you want to share some
of your initial impressions
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or thoughts about the text?
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- Yeah.
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- I loved it. I loved it.
- Loved it, completely.
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Loved it completely.
- Loved it.
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Loved it in a way
where I'm just, like,
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"I loved it, period."
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- What did you love
about it, Kate?
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- You know what? You know what?
You know what? You know what?
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I think that people who look
like me
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have had the stage for so long,
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the microphone for so long.
- Yeah.
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- I just kind of feel like,
as a way to rectify, like,
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the sins of my ancestors--
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You know, by the way,
I hate you guys.
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I really do.
Um...
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I'm gonna give the floor
to someone else.
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- Uh, John,
do you have any thoughts
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that you want to share?
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I mean, any impressions
you have are welcome here.
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- Well, I'm gay.
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I'm gay.
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And I just want to get right
out in front of that, you know,
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'cause I have to wake up
to that every morning.
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It's not just a hat
that I can take off.
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- What did you think
of the book?
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- Where were you guys when you
finished it? I'll start.
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I remember being in my bedroom
and getting to the end,
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and going... [sighs]
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From, like, that feeling
of completion.
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- Yeah, I felt like for me,
the book was so, like, big.
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I kind of had this experience,
like, kind of being, like,
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"I'm so little."
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You know, kind of, like,
almost, like, crushed by it.
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But equally,
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I was really interested
in this dynamic, Ted.
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I was equally interested
in this dynamic,
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kind of, like, being almost,
like, on top of the book,
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like...
[slams book]
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But sometimes
there was such liberation,
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such a pleasure and kind of
feeling myself being erased...
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and kind of going...
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[sighs] It was that push and
pull that I found so erotic,
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obviously, but also...
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playful.
- Mm.
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- And I don't think
we marry eroticism
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to play enough culturally
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because we're so focused on...
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a 9:00 to 5:00.
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- It's fine
if you didn't read the book.
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Like, honestly, it was bad.
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Like, I wish I didn't read it.
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It's fine if anyone
didn't read it, you know.
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- There are people in this room
who didn't read the book?
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- I read it.
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- There are people in this
fucking room who didn't read
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the fucking book?
- Okay, I mean--
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- Fess up!
- Yeah.
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- Um, I definitely read
the book.
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I made notes.
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- It is kind of hurtful
if people didn't read the book,
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'cause, like, if you take time
to read it
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and people didn't,
like, it just sucks.
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- It sucks.
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- We know you didn't read
the book, but it's okay.
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You can stay
and, like, you know,
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watch the conversation.
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- Is there a toast smell?
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Are you guys smelling
that toast?
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[sniffs]
- What?
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- Who brought a toaster
from home
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and is making toast
during this book club?
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I'm just saying,
there's a burning--
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- Oh, John, John, John, John.
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- Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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Kate, I'm fine. Sorry.
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It's a little--I'm fine.
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Just a burning-toast smell.
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- If you legitimately smell
burnt toast,
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that's cause for concern.
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- Casey, Casey, I'm fine.
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I just think someone outside
maybe is making toast,
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maybe a friendly neighbor, and
it's just wafting through the--
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- Oh, my God. W-W--Oh, my God.
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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- Maybe we should call
an ambulance.
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- John. Oh, my God, we can't
continue the discussion.
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Oh, my God. John.
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- Does this happen
to him often?
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- I finished the book.
- John. John.
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- I finished the book.
- He finished it.
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He really finished it.
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- Babe, did you call 911?
- Yeah.
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- Are you proud?
I finished "Clancy's Reward."
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- You should definitely call
an ambulance.
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I'm so sorry to have to end
the discussion early.
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[whispering] Thank you.
- [whispering] You're welcome.
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- We can't continue.
- We came prepared.
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- Welcome back
to "Point of Vieira."
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I'm Meredith Vieira.
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Let's get back
to our exclusive interview
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with Kate Berlant
and John Early.
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How does it feel
to be sitting here together
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after so many years?
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- I needed this.
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I think I'm actually now
really looking around--
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- Cathartic.
- It's really cathartic.
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- Yeah.
- I'm getting a little dizzy.
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- Oh, jeez.
- Oh.
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- I'm fine.
- Okay.
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- I'm gonna move through it.
- Okay.
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- But I'm getting
a little dizzy.
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- For you, John, same feelings?
- [squeals] Uh...
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- I'm sorry.
- I feel really good.
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- We can't hear you, sweetie.
- I feel good.
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- You look--I'm looking at you.
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It's so strange 'cause you look
12, but you also look 60.
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And I love the shading,
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and you finally found
a foundation that matches.
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- You know, it's so funny.
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Obviously, I haven't seen you
in years.
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- Yeah, I know, years, years.
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- You know, I haven't seen you
in person,
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Um...I haven't seen you
in person,
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but I also haven't seen you
just kind of reflected
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anywhere in the culture,
so what have you been up to?
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- I've been really good.
I've been busy.
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I've been in New York
doing theater.
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- Aw!
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- It's just kind of
the first love of mine.
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But, mostly, I'm busy
with my foundations.
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That is really
what keeps me occupied.
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- You have foundations?
- Yeah.
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I've started many foundations.
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And that's where I really pour
my energy now.
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- What foundations?
- My foundations.
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- Which ones?
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- A lot of work,
but it's so worth it.
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Hmm?
- Which foundations?
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- Which foundation?
- Name one.
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- Which foundation
would I name?
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Do you see?
- One of them, yeah.
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- Which foundation, you know,
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and if you come down
to the office--
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- It's almost Irish.
Which foundation?
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- I didn't go Irish
at all with that.
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I didn't go Irish
when I said foundation.
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- Now she's fully Irish, so...
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- You, mister,
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I can't go anywhere
without seeing your face.
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- [laughs] I know.
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- I saw you in the movie
where you play the genie.
250
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- Oh, yeah.
251
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- I walked in on
my friend's dog watching it.
252
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The dog was completely
fixated on you.
253
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That must have
been hard, though.
254
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I know you got a lot of flak
for playing the genie.
255
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People are so vicious now.
256
00:09:36.409 --> 00:09:38.787
- Oh, my God, I should've
congratulated you on the kiosk.
257
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- What kiosk?
- Should've led with that.
258
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Yes, congrats on the kiosk.
259
00:09:42.123 --> 00:09:44.125
Um, Kate has been selling
candies...
260
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- Oh, my gosh.
- At the airport.
261
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This little kiosk at
the airport with your candies.
262
00:09:48.088 --> 00:09:49.381
- No, I don't sell candy
at the airport.
263
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- Pralines and nut clusters
and toffees...
264
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- I don't sell pralines.
- And little whoopsie daisies.
265
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Yeah.
- I don't sell candy
266
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at the airport.
- It's just not what I heard.
267
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- I don't think anyone's
ever told you I do that.
268
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I can't believe
I'm saying that.
269
00:10:01.309 --> 00:10:03.144
- Kate, I'm not attacking you.
It is just not what I heard.
270
00:10:03.186 --> 00:10:04.354
- Well, I don't have a kiosk
at the airport.
271
00:10:04.396 --> 00:10:05.772
- Mutual friends
have reported that you have
272
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a kiosk at the airport
where you sell candy.
273
00:10:07.732 --> 00:10:09.067
- I do not sell candy
at the airport,
274
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and no mutual friends
have reported that
275
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'cause that would be a lie.
276
00:10:11.945 --> 00:10:14.906
- Sorry, is it cold in here?
- I don't think so.
277
00:10:14.948 --> 00:10:16.408
- Yeah, I just feel
a little cold.
278
00:10:16.449 --> 00:10:18.243
- John inquired about
the temperature of the room
279
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upwards of 14 times
throughout the interview.
280
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* *
281
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- I started those meds
you told me about.
282
00:10:25.792 --> 00:10:27.252
- Yeah, you seem
really good, man.
283
00:10:27.293 --> 00:10:28.920
- I feel good.
I feel really good.
284
00:10:28.962 --> 00:10:30.422
- Didn't I tell you
the first month
285
00:10:30.463 --> 00:10:32.007
is a little tough with nausea?
286
00:10:32.048 --> 00:10:33.800
But then you just overcome that
hump, and it feels so good.
287
00:10:33.842 --> 00:10:35.301
- Yeah, my receptors
were completely gnarled.
288
00:10:35.343 --> 00:10:37.178
- Yeah. Are you sleeping well?
- Like a rock.
289
00:10:37.220 --> 00:10:39.097
- Right?
My head hits the pillow now--
290
00:10:39.139 --> 00:10:40.765
I'm out immediately,
two minutes max.
291
00:10:40.807 --> 00:10:42.767
- Yeah, buddy, I'm the same.
292
00:10:42.809 --> 00:10:44.686
I'm the same thing.
- Yeah.
293
00:10:44.728 --> 00:10:46.104
No, you seem
to have really leveled out.
294
00:10:46.146 --> 00:10:47.647
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It's really cool to see.
295
00:10:47.689 --> 00:10:49.065
Yeah, yeah,
I told you we're doing,
296
00:10:49.107 --> 00:10:50.483
like, a lot
of home-renovation stuff.
297
00:10:50.525 --> 00:10:51.860
- We're actually doing
some renovations, too.
298
00:10:51.901 --> 00:10:53.278
- Oh, no way.
299
00:10:53.319 --> 00:10:55.405
- Yeah, a buddy of mine's
helping me out with some...
300
00:10:55.447 --> 00:10:58.074
You know that wall between
the living room and the garage?
301
00:10:58.116 --> 00:10:59.909
- Yes.
- We had that knocked down.
302
00:10:59.951 --> 00:11:02.746
- Oh, so the garage is exposed
to the living room?
303
00:11:02.787 --> 00:11:04.330
- Totally exposed.
- Oh, no way. No way.
304
00:11:04.372 --> 00:11:06.833
You know that wall
that separates the bedroom
305
00:11:06.875 --> 00:11:08.501
from the bathroom,
like, the main--
306
00:11:08.543 --> 00:11:10.211
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We knocked that down.
307
00:11:10.253 --> 00:11:11.755
- Oh, amazing.
- Yeah, yeah.
308
00:11:11.796 --> 00:11:13.590
- You know, my daughter's room
at the top of the upstairs?
309
00:11:13.631 --> 00:11:14.841
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
310
00:11:14.883 --> 00:11:16.176
- There's that utility room
next to it
311
00:11:16.217 --> 00:11:17.677
with the boiler,
hot water heater.
312
00:11:17.719 --> 00:11:19.137
Yeah, we had
that wall knocked down.
313
00:11:19.179 --> 00:11:20.430
- Okay.
- So now the boiler is kind of
314
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in the room with my daughter
as she sleeps.
315
00:11:23.016 --> 00:11:24.809
- The renovation stuff is,
like, you have to.
316
00:11:24.851 --> 00:11:26.311
Hi.
- I don't want to interrupt,
317
00:11:26.353 --> 00:11:29.522
but a check for you.
- No interruption.
318
00:11:29.564 --> 00:11:31.775
No, absolutely not.
- No, no, no, let me get this.
319
00:11:31.816 --> 00:11:33.485
- No.
- Do not listen to this guy.
320
00:11:33.526 --> 00:11:35.070
Don't take his money.
321
00:11:35.111 --> 00:11:37.238
- Oh, do you take hot caramel?
- Of course, yeah. Of course.
322
00:11:37.280 --> 00:11:39.366
- Very cool. Thank you.
- He insisted.
323
00:11:39.407 --> 00:11:41.409
- I surrender. [laughs]
- I insist.
324
00:11:41.451 --> 00:11:44.162
She's gorgeous.
- Yeah, she's beautiful.
325
00:11:44.204 --> 00:11:45.413
- Yeah, you know
326
00:11:45.455 --> 00:11:47.624
that row of homes
right across from our place?
327
00:11:47.665 --> 00:11:49.167
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:11:49.209 --> 00:11:50.669
- Yeah, we went ahead, had
all those homes knocked down.
329
00:11:50.710 --> 00:11:52.253
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
330
00:11:52.295 --> 00:11:53.838
So when Kara's cooking
in the kitchen, she looks out,
331
00:11:53.880 --> 00:11:55.006
and it's totally open.
332
00:11:55.048 --> 00:11:56.966
- That's amazing.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
333
00:11:57.008 --> 00:11:59.094
- Well, I would love
to bring Sasha over there
334
00:11:59.135 --> 00:12:00.720
and see how you guys
opened the space.
335
00:12:00.762 --> 00:12:02.597
And I know Sasha would love
to see Kara.
336
00:12:02.639 --> 00:12:04.140
- Kara would love
to see Sasha.
337
00:12:04.182 --> 00:12:05.100
- Yeah.
338
00:12:09.979 --> 00:12:11.940
[device beeps]
339
00:12:11.981 --> 00:12:14.401
- This is, like, Mediterranean
food, technically.
340
00:12:16.444 --> 00:12:18.196
Yeah, it's my trip.
341
00:12:33.628 --> 00:12:36.047
She was really nice.
342
00:12:37.924 --> 00:12:40.260
Did you valet?
- Yeah.
343
00:12:40.301 --> 00:12:41.553
- Yeah, same.
344
00:12:41.594 --> 00:12:44.472
[soft music]
345
00:12:51.271 --> 00:12:53.106
[indistinct chatter]
346
00:12:53.148 --> 00:12:55.900
- Oh, my God.
It's not gonna fit.
347
00:12:55.942 --> 00:12:59.112
- Give me a second before you
make these bold declarations.
348
00:12:59.154 --> 00:13:00.488
- No time is gonna
make that fit.
349
00:13:00.530 --> 00:13:02.323
- Had I put this
in the checked bag,
350
00:13:02.365 --> 00:13:05.326
we would've gotten a fee,
an exorbitant fee.
351
00:13:05.368 --> 00:13:06.953
You know what?
I'm just gonna hang on to it,
352
00:13:06.995 --> 00:13:08.621
read on the plane--
it'll be fine.
353
00:13:08.663 --> 00:13:10.123
- You are not gonna read
that thing.
354
00:13:10.165 --> 00:13:11.583
- Yes, I am gonna read it.
355
00:13:11.624 --> 00:13:14.044
- This line is not moving.
We are at standstill.
356
00:13:14.085 --> 00:13:15.253
- Oh, God.
357
00:13:15.295 --> 00:13:17.881
- I just hope
I get on the plane.
358
00:13:17.922 --> 00:13:19.966
They're boarding.
They're boarding.
359
00:13:20.008 --> 00:13:21.217
- Hey, hey, what's up, folks?
360
00:13:21.259 --> 00:13:22.469
How would you like to breeze
361
00:13:22.510 --> 00:13:24.220
through the security line
today, huh?
362
00:13:24.262 --> 00:13:25.430
- What is does that mean?
363
00:13:25.472 --> 00:13:27.223
- My name is Frankie.
I'm with Breezer.
364
00:13:27.265 --> 00:13:29.351
- Breezer, what is that?
What is Breezer?
365
00:13:29.392 --> 00:13:31.728
- It's a VIP experience
at the airport.
366
00:13:31.770 --> 00:13:33.980
Could have you at your gate
within five minutes, huh?
367
00:13:34.022 --> 00:13:35.648
- F-five minutes?
368
00:13:35.690 --> 00:13:37.650
- Ooh!
Damn, boy, you're strong, huh?
369
00:13:37.692 --> 00:13:39.569
[laughs]
Congratulations.
370
00:13:39.611 --> 00:13:41.613
- Ask how much. Ask how much.
- How much is it?
371
00:13:41.654 --> 00:13:43.656
- You don't need to worry
about that.
372
00:13:43.698 --> 00:13:45.408
You won't even be charged
for the first month,
373
00:13:45.450 --> 00:13:48.203
and you could cancel anytime.
- Well, that seems low risk.
374
00:13:48.244 --> 00:13:49.412
- Yeah.
- That seems low risk.
375
00:13:49.454 --> 00:13:51.289
- Sorry, are you
with the airport, again?
376
00:13:51.331 --> 00:13:53.667
- He's with the airport.
377
00:13:53.708 --> 00:13:55.585
- Let's go, Blake.
Off your phone, buddy.
378
00:13:55.627 --> 00:13:57.420
- Okay, okay.
379
00:13:57.462 --> 00:14:00.131
- Hi, there, I'm Breezer.
Let's get started.
380
00:14:00.173 --> 00:14:02.676
- Just need a ID
and credit card.
381
00:14:02.717 --> 00:14:04.135
- Oh, okay.
382
00:14:04.177 --> 00:14:06.388
- You have ours.
383
00:14:06.429 --> 00:14:10.600
Do you have Blake's, too?
- Yeah. Here you are.
384
00:14:10.642 --> 00:14:12.560
- Now I just need you to look
at this red dot here.
385
00:14:12.602 --> 00:14:13.853
- Oh.
- Just look right in there?
386
00:14:13.895 --> 00:14:16.356
- Yeah, let's get you scanned.
[device beeps]
387
00:14:16.398 --> 00:14:18.441
- Oh, oh.
- Following guest.
388
00:14:18.483 --> 00:14:19.609
- You okay?
- Yeah.
389
00:14:19.651 --> 00:14:23.196
No, I-I didn't like that.
- Right here?
390
00:14:23.238 --> 00:14:24.864
- You go.
- Three, two, one.
391
00:14:24.906 --> 00:14:26.408
[device beeps]
- Ow.
392
00:14:26.449 --> 00:14:28.952
Oh, should it sting?
There's a stinging.
393
00:14:28.993 --> 00:14:30.537
- Ah, it's in your mind.
394
00:14:30.578 --> 00:14:32.372
- Oh, and you are not gonna
want to hear this,
395
00:14:32.414 --> 00:14:33.707
but if we go to Disneyland,
396
00:14:33.748 --> 00:14:35.125
we're stopping
to visit my sister.
397
00:14:35.166 --> 00:14:36.835
- Oh, Anaheim.
398
00:14:36.876 --> 00:14:39.170
- She just got through chemo.
I haven't even called her.
399
00:14:39.212 --> 00:14:41.047
- [laughs] That's hilarious.
400
00:14:41.089 --> 00:14:42.841
- [scoffs]
You're not listening.
401
00:14:42.882 --> 00:14:46.052
- Congratulations, folks.
Welcome to the Breezer family.
402
00:14:46.094 --> 00:14:47.971
- Oh.
- Thank you so much, Frankie.
403
00:14:48.013 --> 00:14:49.264
- No problem, baby.
404
00:14:49.305 --> 00:14:51.182
Just head over to that sign
that says Breezer
405
00:14:51.224 --> 00:14:54.561
and breeze on through.
- Okay. Okay.
406
00:14:54.602 --> 00:14:57.439
- It's just $240.
That's half off the first year.
407
00:14:57.480 --> 00:14:58.982
If we want to buy back
a retina scan,
408
00:14:59.024 --> 00:15:00.358
it just takes 90 days,
409
00:15:00.400 --> 00:15:01.818
and all we have to do
is appear in court.
410
00:15:01.860 --> 00:15:05.655
- Oh, I'm sorry, $240?
- I'm hearing myself.
411
00:15:05.697 --> 00:15:07.741
- I feel violated.
- We've been scammed.
412
00:15:07.782 --> 00:15:10.201
- It's the naturalization
of these daily indignities.
413
00:15:10.243 --> 00:15:11.536
Next thing you know,
414
00:15:11.578 --> 00:15:13.663
your auto-enlisted
in the goddamn military.
415
00:15:13.705 --> 00:15:15.582
- I'm gonna go talk to him.
Blake, get off your phone.
416
00:15:15.623 --> 00:15:17.375
- Oh, well, at least
we're gonna get through.
417
00:15:17.417 --> 00:15:19.711
- I'm gonna confront him.
Frankie?
418
00:15:19.753 --> 00:15:22.255
- David.
- Oh.
419
00:15:22.297 --> 00:15:25.258
[laughter]
- Hi, Phil. Hi, Chris.
420
00:15:25.300 --> 00:15:28.303
- Dave and Ellen.
And oh, it's Blake.
421
00:15:28.345 --> 00:15:31.097
Kayla, it's Blake.
- Hi, Kayla. Hi, Katie.
422
00:15:31.139 --> 00:15:33.433
- So this is crazy.
- I know.
423
00:15:33.475 --> 00:15:35.643
- Where are you guys going?
- Los Angeles.
424
00:15:35.685 --> 00:15:37.687
- No, that's where we're going.
- [gasps] Stop.
425
00:15:37.729 --> 00:15:40.607
- For two weeks.
- We're going just for 10 days.
426
00:15:40.648 --> 00:15:42.275
both: Yeah.
- That's amazing.
427
00:15:42.317 --> 00:15:44.569
Isn't that just,
like, serendipity?
428
00:15:44.611 --> 00:15:46.613
- Yeah.
- Where are you staying?
429
00:15:46.654 --> 00:15:48.448
- At this place that was
highly recommended...
430
00:15:48.490 --> 00:15:50.492
- For ease, yeah.
- Yeah.
431
00:15:50.533 --> 00:15:52.952
- Fun, fun, fun. So amazing.
- That's great.
432
00:15:52.994 --> 00:15:54.371
- How about you guys?
433
00:15:54.412 --> 00:15:56.247
- We got a little place out
in Malibu.
434
00:15:56.289 --> 00:15:57.874
- Oh, wow.
435
00:15:57.916 --> 00:15:59.668
- You know, we tried
to get off the beaten path.
436
00:15:59.709 --> 00:16:02.629
- We're going on a hike
out by the Hollywood sign.
437
00:16:02.671 --> 00:16:04.464
- Yeah, see the Hollywood sign.
438
00:16:04.506 --> 00:16:06.007
- Always wanted
to get that shot.
439
00:16:06.049 --> 00:16:08.093
- I heard
you can't get up there.
440
00:16:08.134 --> 00:16:10.011
You can't.
- There's no access.
441
00:16:10.053 --> 00:16:13.348
- No, there is, though.
- No, no, no. No, you can't.
442
00:16:13.390 --> 00:16:14.974
You cannot hike
to the Hollywood sign.
443
00:16:15.016 --> 00:16:16.393
100% you cannot hike
to the Hollywood sign.
444
00:16:16.434 --> 00:16:17.602
- No one can.
445
00:16:17.644 --> 00:16:19.354
- Well, tell that
to our travel agent.
446
00:16:19.396 --> 00:16:20.480
- There's a whole thing--
447
00:16:20.522 --> 00:16:21.648
someone hung themselves
up there.
448
00:16:21.690 --> 00:16:24.442
- Oh, God.
That's so horrible--suicide.
449
00:16:24.484 --> 00:16:26.236
- Oh, no.
- Jesus.
450
00:16:26.277 --> 00:16:28.321
- Oh. Sorry.
451
00:16:28.363 --> 00:16:29.989
- Are you--
you're reading that book?
452
00:16:30.031 --> 00:16:31.449
That's a client of mine.
453
00:16:31.491 --> 00:16:33.702
I know him.
- He's a client?
454
00:16:33.743 --> 00:16:35.620
- Yeah, he's fantastic.
- Paul Floor is a client?
455
00:16:35.662 --> 00:16:37.205
- Crazy but fantastic.
- Wow.
456
00:16:37.247 --> 00:16:38.998
- Yeah.
No, I'm loving it so far.
457
00:16:39.040 --> 00:16:41.584
I'm loving it so far.
458
00:16:41.626 --> 00:16:44.337
- And, Blake, how are you,
Mr. Man?
459
00:16:44.379 --> 00:16:46.006
- Fine.
- Oh, well, you--
460
00:16:46.047 --> 00:16:47.132
both: Oh.
461
00:16:47.173 --> 00:16:48.883
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
462
00:16:48.925 --> 00:16:50.593
It's so good to see you.
463
00:16:50.635 --> 00:16:52.554
I have to say, we're a little
anxious to get to the plane,
464
00:16:52.595 --> 00:16:54.305
although we're part
of this new--
465
00:16:54.347 --> 00:16:55.473
Do you know Breezer?
466
00:16:55.515 --> 00:16:57.892
It's kind of
a concierge VIP service.
467
00:16:57.934 --> 00:16:59.978
It kind of gets you---
- Exclusive service.
468
00:17:00.020 --> 00:17:01.771
- Yeah, you can bypass
the whole line and get there.
469
00:17:01.813 --> 00:17:03.857
- It's in the name--Breezer.
- It's not cheap.
470
00:17:03.898 --> 00:17:05.775
But it's worth
kind of the peace of mind.
471
00:17:05.817 --> 00:17:07.027
- We love it.
472
00:17:07.068 --> 00:17:08.862
- You've not read the article
about Breezer?
473
00:17:08.903 --> 00:17:10.989
- You didn't give them
your credit card, did you?
474
00:17:11.031 --> 00:17:12.615
- Y-yeah.
- Whoa.
475
00:17:12.657 --> 00:17:14.075
- Oh.
476
00:17:14.117 --> 00:17:16.327
Yeah, you're gonna probably
have your identity stolen.
477
00:17:16.369 --> 00:17:18.121
- You're kidding.
478
00:17:18.163 --> 00:17:20.248
- No, no, no, you do not want
to get involved with them.
479
00:17:20.290 --> 00:17:22.000
They're gonna take
all of your information.
480
00:17:22.042 --> 00:17:23.251
Did they do the eye scan?
481
00:17:23.293 --> 00:17:24.794
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's out there.
482
00:17:24.836 --> 00:17:28.673
- You can buy back your retina,
oh, so don't worry.
483
00:17:28.715 --> 00:17:30.633
- Folks, folks,
I can take anyone
484
00:17:30.675 --> 00:17:33.553
who's in first class
to our expedited line.
485
00:17:33.595 --> 00:17:35.180
- Oh, my God, it's us.
- Guilty.
486
00:17:35.221 --> 00:17:36.389
- Anyone in first class.
487
00:17:36.431 --> 00:17:38.141
- It was so fun
running into you.
488
00:17:38.183 --> 00:17:39.476
I love your top.
It's so cute.
489
00:17:39.517 --> 00:17:41.561
- We'll see you on
the Walk of Fame, huh, buddy?
490
00:17:41.603 --> 00:17:43.271
- Okay, cool.
- Bye. Bye.
491
00:17:43.313 --> 00:17:45.523
- It is good to see you.
- You look amazing.
492
00:17:45.565 --> 00:17:46.941
Have you been
doing something?
493
00:17:46.983 --> 00:17:49.069
- No, but you look great, too.
- Okay. Love you.
494
00:17:49.110 --> 00:17:50.820
- Bye. Love you, too.
495
00:17:52.530 --> 00:17:53.907
What was that?
- I know.
496
00:17:53.948 --> 00:17:55.867
- What the hell was that?
- It's a hustle.
497
00:17:55.909 --> 00:17:57.452
I do not like the way
he talks to you.
498
00:17:57.494 --> 00:17:58.995
I shut down, did you feel that?
- I did.
499
00:17:59.037 --> 00:18:01.706
- I really felt myself
powering down.
500
00:18:01.748 --> 00:18:02.791
- You were gone.
501
00:18:02.832 --> 00:18:04.167
- I don't have
the energy anymore.
502
00:18:04.209 --> 00:18:05.877
Maybe three years ago,
you know, when the boys
503
00:18:05.919 --> 00:18:07.629
were really small,
I had the energy.
504
00:18:07.671 --> 00:18:10.090
But now, I've grown past it
505
00:18:10.131 --> 00:18:12.676
and I can't do it anymore.
506
00:18:12.717 --> 00:18:16.554
- That'll be--Oh, oh, oh.
I see right through you.
507
00:18:16.596 --> 00:18:18.306
- First class,
well, that'll be us.
508
00:18:18.348 --> 00:18:20.725
So crass.
- We know you're first class.
509
00:18:20.767 --> 00:18:22.227
It's right there
in the clothes.
510
00:18:22.268 --> 00:18:24.938
- I can see by the rose gold
on your iPhone case, bitch.
511
00:18:24.979 --> 00:18:26.314
- Thank you. By the way,
512
00:18:26.356 --> 00:18:29.025
the baggier the clothes,
the bigger bank account is--
513
00:18:29.067 --> 00:18:31.027
- Oh, we have to get you
a new one of those.
514
00:18:31.069 --> 00:18:33.571
- We have to find--
'cause this, it should stick.
515
00:18:33.613 --> 00:18:34.948
- Mom, Dad, our flight.
516
00:18:34.989 --> 00:18:37.033
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
should we breeze on through?
517
00:18:37.075 --> 00:18:38.827
Let's go. Let's go.
518
00:18:38.868 --> 00:18:41.162
- I'm getting a new suitcase.
- Wipe the slate clean.
519
00:18:41.204 --> 00:18:43.039
Oh, you know what?
520
00:18:43.081 --> 00:18:45.417
This is above five ounces.
I've got to chug this.
521
00:18:45.458 --> 00:18:50.422
- I'm having a residual sort of
dull pain from the retina scan.
522
00:18:50.463 --> 00:18:52.841
[voice muffles]
It's a dull present pain.
523
00:18:52.882 --> 00:18:55.927
[reggae music playing
through headphones]
524
00:18:55.969 --> 00:19:02.892
* *
525
00:19:06.855 --> 00:19:10.108
- You both are married?
both: Yes, yes.
526
00:19:10.150 --> 00:19:12.694
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
527
00:19:12.736 --> 00:19:15.697
- Very happily so. Very happy.
- So happy. So happy.
528
00:19:15.739 --> 00:19:17.198
- How is Mark, by the way?
- Mark's so good.
529
00:19:17.240 --> 00:19:18.491
He says hi.
He sends his love.
530
00:19:18.533 --> 00:19:19.826
- Well, send it
right back to him.
531
00:19:19.868 --> 00:19:21.745
- How's Keith?
- Keith is great.
532
00:19:21.786 --> 00:19:23.455
Keith is great.
We're great.
533
00:19:23.496 --> 00:19:26.833
- He's been good?
- He has been good.
534
00:19:26.875 --> 00:19:29.210
I've really lost track
of the breakthroughs.
535
00:19:29.252 --> 00:19:31.713
- Mark and I pull back a layer,
there's another layer.
536
00:19:31.755 --> 00:19:33.340
Pull back a curtain,
there's another curtain.
537
00:19:33.381 --> 00:19:35.842
It's constantly unfolding.
It's almost like an onion.
538
00:19:35.884 --> 00:19:37.302
I don't think anyone's
ever talked about that.
539
00:19:37.344 --> 00:19:39.512
The layers of an onion
and the way you peel it back
540
00:19:39.554 --> 00:19:40.847
and there are more layers.
541
00:19:40.889 --> 00:19:43.850
- We have a marriage
that just keeps evolving.
542
00:19:43.892 --> 00:19:45.685
- Mark and I don't separate.
We follow each other.
543
00:19:45.727 --> 00:19:46.895
We share one towel.
544
00:19:46.936 --> 00:19:48.730
You know, we're really
committed
545
00:19:48.772 --> 00:19:50.732
to no barriers between us.
- That's disgusting.
546
00:19:50.774 --> 00:19:53.068
- We don't go anywhere
without the other person.
547
00:19:53.109 --> 00:19:54.986
- The emotional breakthroughs,
the physical breakthroughs,
548
00:19:55.028 --> 00:19:57.739
if I can, if I can go there.
- Please go there.
549
00:19:57.781 --> 00:20:01.076
- No, physical sexual
chemistry--white hot.
550
00:20:01.117 --> 00:20:03.912
We just...
- We are like two teenagers,
551
00:20:03.953 --> 00:20:06.706
just kind of skin against skin,
just kind of--
552
00:20:06.748 --> 00:20:10.377
- No, when skin hits skin...
- Yeah, yeah.
553
00:20:10.418 --> 00:20:13.296
- Over years, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
554
00:20:13.338 --> 00:20:15.465
No, I, uh...
555
00:20:15.507 --> 00:20:16.633
Yeah.
556
00:20:16.675 --> 00:20:18.343
- Mer, the sex is good.
557
00:20:18.385 --> 00:20:20.387
- I think maybe we'll get off
that topic. I think that--
558
00:20:20.428 --> 00:20:21.971
- Mark can work the middle.
559
00:20:22.013 --> 00:20:25.433
- We should really switch gears
once again.
560
00:20:25.475 --> 00:20:27.435
- [blubbers]
Shake that off.
561
00:20:27.477 --> 00:20:29.521
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
562
00:20:29.562 --> 00:20:31.022
- Let's talk
about something positive.
563
00:20:31.064 --> 00:20:33.274
You both are married, both
happily married and children--
564
00:20:33.316 --> 00:20:35.402
how many kids do you all have?
- I have a couple.
565
00:20:35.443 --> 00:20:36.736
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
566
00:20:36.778 --> 00:20:38.238
- I've got a four.
I know how many kids I have.
567
00:20:38.279 --> 00:20:39.489
I have four, yeah.
568
00:20:39.531 --> 00:20:41.241
- Do you know the names
of your children?
569
00:20:41.282 --> 00:20:42.742
- Yeah.
570
00:20:42.784 --> 00:20:44.911
- Go, name them.
- Huh? Say?
571
00:20:44.953 --> 00:20:47.414
- Say the names of your kids.
572
00:20:47.455 --> 00:20:48.998
- I will.
573
00:20:50.375 --> 00:20:51.501
Sasha.
574
00:20:51.543 --> 00:20:54.421
- Oh, that's beautiful.
- Marsha.
575
00:20:54.462 --> 00:20:56.172
- Two more, honey.
576
00:20:56.214 --> 00:20:57.590
- I'm almost there.
577
00:20:57.632 --> 00:21:01.011
- Manda.
- Last one.
578
00:21:01.052 --> 00:21:02.345
- Charlie.
579
00:21:02.387 --> 00:21:04.264
And they're all different
heights, which is so fun.
580
00:21:04.305 --> 00:21:05.473
- Really, still?
581
00:21:05.515 --> 00:21:06.933
- They're
all different heights.
582
00:21:06.975 --> 00:21:09.269
- Yeah. And which ones
were IVF? Which ones...
583
00:21:09.310 --> 00:21:10.770
- How are your girls?
584
00:21:10.812 --> 00:21:12.689
I know that you board them
upstate and rarely see them.
585
00:21:12.731 --> 00:21:14.024
- They go to a school
586
00:21:14.065 --> 00:21:15.692
that's amazing,
and it's on a farm.
587
00:21:15.734 --> 00:21:18.111
And the kids really, you know,
work with produce.
588
00:21:18.153 --> 00:21:20.780
- It's for kids with extreme
behavioral issues--
589
00:21:20.822 --> 00:21:24.409
biting, snatching, stealing,
590
00:21:24.451 --> 00:21:26.786
pushing, scratching.
591
00:21:26.828 --> 00:21:29.205
You had those scratches.
I remember that.
592
00:21:29.247 --> 00:21:30.957
- When we come back,
593
00:21:30.999 --> 00:21:33.752
I finally get to the bottom
of the ugly truth.
594
00:21:33.793 --> 00:21:36.880
What ripped Kate Berland
and John Early apart?
595
00:21:40.800 --> 00:21:42.844
[upbeat music playing]
- Five, six, seven, eight.
596
00:21:42.886 --> 00:21:44.679
One, two, three, four,
597
00:21:44.721 --> 00:21:47.724
five, six, seven, eight.
598
00:21:47.766 --> 00:21:50.685
One, two, three, four,
599
00:21:50.727 --> 00:21:53.480
five, six, seven, eight.
600
00:21:53.521 --> 00:21:56.232
Very nice.
Next group.
601
00:21:56.274 --> 00:21:59.652
One, two, three, four,
602
00:21:59.694 --> 00:22:02.572
five, six, seven, eight.
603
00:22:02.614 --> 00:22:04.240
One, two--
604
00:22:04.282 --> 00:22:06.201
And hold.
605
00:22:06.242 --> 00:22:08.912
[music stops]
606
00:22:08.953 --> 00:22:10.872
- What's up?
- What?
607
00:22:10.914 --> 00:22:12.165
- I want to take this
from the top, guys.
608
00:22:12.207 --> 00:22:14.167
- Okay, cool. From the top.
- Okay.
609
00:22:14.209 --> 00:22:17.295
- No, no, no.
Your top, just your top.
610
00:22:17.337 --> 00:22:18.588
Okay.
- [scoffs]
611
00:22:18.630 --> 00:22:22.258
- Five, six, seven, eight.
612
00:22:22.300 --> 00:22:24.219
And stop.
- What?
613
00:22:25.929 --> 00:22:27.597
- Just say it. What?
- Yeah, we can take it.
614
00:22:27.639 --> 00:22:28.765
- Yeah.
- I'm just trying to think
615
00:22:28.807 --> 00:22:30.892
of terms that'll stick,
you know.
616
00:22:30.934 --> 00:22:31.935
both: Wow.
- Okay.
617
00:22:31.976 --> 00:22:33.770
- No, no, it's not bad.
618
00:22:33.812 --> 00:22:35.605
It's just not
what we rehearsed.
619
00:22:35.647 --> 00:22:37.107
- Got it. No, point taken.
- Yeah.
620
00:22:37.148 --> 00:22:39.067
- You're making
your point so clear.
621
00:22:39.109 --> 00:22:40.902
Good job. Good job for making
a point so clear.
622
00:22:40.944 --> 00:22:43.196
- Okay, let's concentrate
on the movement.
623
00:22:43.238 --> 00:22:45.198
- Yeah, I would love to focus
on the movement.
624
00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:46.908
That's what I came here to do--
focus on the movement.
625
00:22:46.950 --> 00:22:48.284
- Great.
- Here to dance.
626
00:22:48.326 --> 00:22:50.495
- Just distribute the weight
evenly on your feet.
627
00:22:50.537 --> 00:22:52.789
Very top.
One, two...
628
00:22:52.831 --> 00:22:54.582
- We know,
you know what I mean?
629
00:22:54.624 --> 00:22:57.002
- Okay, let's just take a beat,
because I don't think anything
630
00:22:57.043 --> 00:22:58.753
I say is gonna get through
right now.
631
00:22:58.795 --> 00:23:02.424
So, everyone,
water and snack break.
632
00:23:02.465 --> 00:23:04.259
- Okay, wait, wait, wait.
633
00:23:04.300 --> 00:23:06.011
I don't want to take a water
and snack break.
634
00:23:06.052 --> 00:23:08.805
I want to work.
- Back in line. Back in line.
635
00:23:08.847 --> 00:23:11.307
- Honestly, I think
this is just a matter
636
00:23:11.349 --> 00:23:12.475
of not enough rehearsal.
637
00:23:12.517 --> 00:23:13.852
- Try to talk to me
638
00:23:13.893 --> 00:23:16.187
in a way that actually
allows me to learn
639
00:23:16.229 --> 00:23:18.148
because I feel completely
dragged through the mud.
640
00:23:18.189 --> 00:23:20.275
I feel completely
alone up here.
641
00:23:20.316 --> 00:23:21.401
My hands are tied,
642
00:23:21.443 --> 00:23:22.986
and I can't dance
if my hands are tied.
643
00:23:23.028 --> 00:23:24.195
- This is not
what's going on here.
644
00:23:24.237 --> 00:23:25.905
- Then that's gaslighting!
- Yeah.
645
00:23:25.947 --> 00:23:27.907
- That's gaslighting, mama!
Okay?
646
00:23:27.949 --> 00:23:30.035
If you're denying our reality,
647
00:23:30.076 --> 00:23:31.661
if you're saying
that what's happening to us,
648
00:23:31.703 --> 00:23:33.204
our lived experience
isn't real,
649
00:23:33.246 --> 00:23:34.539
that's textbook gaslighting.
- It actually is.
650
00:23:34.581 --> 00:23:36.750
- Okay, because what I see,
my lived experience
651
00:23:36.791 --> 00:23:38.501
is that Riley--Sorry, Riley,
but you're asleep at the wheel.
652
00:23:38.543 --> 00:23:39.878
- Asleep.
- Me?
653
00:23:39.919 --> 00:23:41.171
- Yeah, Riley, you.
- Yeah.
654
00:23:41.212 --> 00:23:43.214
- Sloan has her hand up.
Sloan.
655
00:23:43.256 --> 00:23:44.924
- I think you guys
are really good,
656
00:23:44.966 --> 00:23:46.676
but you just get
in your head maybe.
657
00:23:46.718 --> 00:23:48.178
both: Sloan.
658
00:23:48.219 --> 00:23:50.180
- I'm just really glad
that your mom's at jury duty
659
00:23:50.221 --> 00:23:52.974
and isn't here
to see this today, bitch.
660
00:23:53.016 --> 00:23:54.517
- Maybe we should take a break.
661
00:23:54.559 --> 00:23:57.520
- It might be good for us
to blow off some steam and--
662
00:23:57.562 --> 00:23:58.980
- Oh, pick me, pick me.
663
00:23:59.022 --> 00:24:01.316
Shut the fuck up, Cha Cha.
664
00:24:01.358 --> 00:24:03.693
- Girls...
665
00:24:03.735 --> 00:24:05.945
this is not
a big adjustment.
666
00:24:05.987 --> 00:24:08.740
And why am I hard on you?
Because you're good.
667
00:24:08.782 --> 00:24:10.367
Because you're good.
668
00:24:10.408 --> 00:24:12.577
You're better than this.
both: Yeah.
669
00:24:12.619 --> 00:24:14.037
- Okay?
- I know that we have it.
670
00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:16.039
I think we're under, like,
a lot of stress.
671
00:24:16.081 --> 00:24:17.499
- Let's actually go now.
Let's actually go.
672
00:24:17.540 --> 00:24:18.875
Let's go now.
- It's actually good to go now.
673
00:24:18.917 --> 00:24:20.835
I'm ready now.
- Yes, snap to two.
674
00:24:20.877 --> 00:24:24.005
- Snap to two.
- And one, two, three, four.
675
00:24:24.047 --> 00:24:25.423
- What the hell?
both: Whoa.
676
00:24:25.465 --> 00:24:27.300
- Oh, my God. What is that?
What is that?
677
00:24:27.342 --> 00:24:30.220
- Where is that coming from?
- It's coming from the window.
678
00:24:30.261 --> 00:24:31.846
[indistinct shouting]
Don't pop it.
679
00:24:31.888 --> 00:24:36.518
all: Don't pop it.
680
00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:37.936
[all scream]
681
00:24:37.977 --> 00:24:41.064
[light music]
682
00:24:41.106 --> 00:24:42.649
- Don't pop it. Don't pop it.
Don't pop it.
683
00:24:42.691 --> 00:24:46.319
[indistinct shouting]
684
00:24:46.361 --> 00:24:51.866
* *
685
00:24:51.908 --> 00:24:55.245
[all screaming]
686
00:24:55.286 --> 00:24:56.746
- Where the heck did the bubble
come from?
687
00:24:56.788 --> 00:24:58.081
Like, it came from the window.
688
00:24:58.123 --> 00:25:00.417
But, like, where would
a bubble come from?
689
00:25:00.458 --> 00:25:01.668
- It was, like, big.
690
00:25:01.710 --> 00:25:03.753
And then it came down,
and no one touched it,
691
00:25:03.795 --> 00:25:05.755
and it just popped by itself.
692
00:25:05.797 --> 00:25:07.507
- It did! Totally by itself!
- I know!
693
00:25:07.549 --> 00:25:10.260
- Okay guys, now get in
position--let's do the dance.
694
00:25:10.301 --> 00:25:11.803
- Okay.
- Okay, yeah.
695
00:25:11.845 --> 00:25:13.263
- Put this right
into the dance.
696
00:25:13.304 --> 00:25:16.933
All together,
five, six, seven, eight!
697
00:25:16.975 --> 00:25:19.853
[upbeat electronic music
playing]
698
00:25:19.894 --> 00:25:27.027
* *
699
00:25:55.096 --> 00:25:56.473
[music stops]
700
00:25:56.514 --> 00:25:59.351
Yes! Yes!
701
00:25:59.392 --> 00:26:01.811
John, Kate,
that's what I'm talking about!
702
00:26:01.853 --> 00:26:04.439
Good job, everybody.
- Good job.
703
00:26:04.481 --> 00:26:05.857
- Good job.
704
00:26:05.899 --> 00:26:07.192
- I was gonna say
we could rehearse
705
00:26:07.233 --> 00:26:08.985
at my dad's house tonight
and then watch a movie.
706
00:26:09.027 --> 00:26:11.237
- We could get something
from Redbox
707
00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:13.823
or even just stream something.
- Yeah.
708
00:26:13.865 --> 00:26:15.658
- Yeah!
- Okay.
709
00:26:15.700 --> 00:26:18.036
That's a snack.
710
00:26:18.078 --> 00:26:19.913
[indistinct chatter]
711
00:26:19.954 --> 00:26:22.082
- I've never get used to it,
seriously.
712
00:26:23.833 --> 00:26:25.126
- Hey, Bella.
- Wait up.
713
00:26:25.168 --> 00:26:28.672
[light music]
714
00:26:28.713 --> 00:26:35.261
* *
715
00:26:37.972 --> 00:26:39.891
- Whenever you're ready.
716
00:26:42.394 --> 00:26:45.355
- Where are you going?
- Uh, the bathroom.
717
00:26:45.397 --> 00:26:47.857
- You should pay the check.
- Oh, yeah.
718
00:26:47.899 --> 00:26:49.943
- Okay.
719
00:26:49.984 --> 00:26:51.528
- Oh, no.
720
00:26:51.569 --> 00:26:54.572
[pop music playing
in background]
721
00:26:54.614 --> 00:26:55.865
- What?
722
00:26:55.907 --> 00:26:57.867
- I forgot my hot plate.
723
00:26:57.909 --> 00:27:00.036
I left my hot plate at home.
I know exactly where it is.
724
00:27:00.078 --> 00:27:01.454
It's in, like,
the front hallway.
725
00:27:01.496 --> 00:27:03.998
I can see it,
like, in my mind's eye.
726
00:27:04.040 --> 00:27:05.667
Like, it's literally
on that little end table
727
00:27:05.709 --> 00:27:08.211
we have next to the front door.
- It's okay. I can get it.
728
00:27:08.253 --> 00:27:10.463
- 'Cause I leave it there--
Oh, thank you.
729
00:27:10.505 --> 00:27:13.091
- It's not a problem.
I'm used to it.
730
00:27:13.133 --> 00:27:16.386
- What do you--
what do you mean by that?
731
00:27:16.428 --> 00:27:20.765
- You know, I just, like, think
you should know.
732
00:27:20.807 --> 00:27:22.100
- Know what?
733
00:27:22.142 --> 00:27:23.560
- Like, I would just want
someone to tell me
734
00:27:23.601 --> 00:27:25.562
if they sensed a pattern
in my behavior.
735
00:27:25.603 --> 00:27:27.397
And the pattern that I'm
sensing is that you never pay.
736
00:27:27.439 --> 00:27:29.399
You always forget
your hot plate.
737
00:27:29.441 --> 00:27:32.569
Like, you always
forget your hot plate, yeah.
738
00:27:32.610 --> 00:27:33.695
- Do I?
739
00:27:33.737 --> 00:27:35.280
What?
740
00:27:35.321 --> 00:27:38.074
I will just say, like, even if
I had brought my hot plate,
741
00:27:38.116 --> 00:27:39.743
like, look
at where the outlet is.
742
00:27:39.784 --> 00:27:40.910
Do you see the outlet?
743
00:27:40.952 --> 00:27:42.746
It's, like,
just right of center.
744
00:27:42.787 --> 00:27:44.581
It's, like, on your side.
745
00:27:44.622 --> 00:27:46.833
- Yeah, it's dead center
on the table.
746
00:27:46.875 --> 00:27:48.251
- It's just right of center.
747
00:27:48.293 --> 00:27:50.170
- It's dead center
on the table.
748
00:27:50.211 --> 00:27:51.338
- Okay. Yeah.
749
00:27:51.379 --> 00:27:52.881
- That's not
how you even measure.
750
00:27:52.922 --> 00:27:54.174
It's dead center.
751
00:27:54.215 --> 00:27:55.467
- This is how they used
to do it, sweetie.
752
00:27:55.508 --> 00:27:56.968
I'm just saying, like,
the outlet,
753
00:27:57.010 --> 00:27:58.219
see how its faced towards you?
754
00:27:58.261 --> 00:27:59.596
Like, I know my cord.
755
00:27:59.637 --> 00:28:01.431
Like, if I had my hot plate,
like, I know my cord.
756
00:28:01.473 --> 00:28:02.640
It would not
have reached there.
757
00:28:02.682 --> 00:28:03.892
- Mm, it's really fine.
I've got it.
758
00:28:03.933 --> 00:28:05.143
- So I just think
electricity-wise,
759
00:28:05.185 --> 00:28:06.936
it's a more streamlined
experience for you.
760
00:28:06.978 --> 00:28:08.438
- Okay, so you had
the orchard bowl,
761
00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:11.024
and you added grilled chicken.
- Yeah.
762
00:28:11.066 --> 00:28:12.609
And you added yuca.
763
00:28:14.361 --> 00:28:16.112
- To share.
I mean, I got it to share.
764
00:28:16.154 --> 00:28:17.614
- It's not a shareable.
765
00:28:18.990 --> 00:28:20.367
Oh, my god, so stupid--
766
00:28:20.408 --> 00:28:22.160
I knew that we should've
gotten the carafe of Prosecco
767
00:28:22.202 --> 00:28:23.787
instead of getting
individual glasses,
768
00:28:23.828 --> 00:28:25.413
'cause I knew that I would get
one and that you will get two.
769
00:28:25.455 --> 00:28:26.956
And, ultimately,
it's just a lot more expensive.
770
00:28:26.998 --> 00:28:28.625
Okay. It's fine.
I've got it.
771
00:28:28.667 --> 00:28:31.044
And the lavender mead.
You wanted to try the mead?
772
00:28:31.086 --> 00:28:32.671
- I think
I've had a crazy week,
773
00:28:32.712 --> 00:28:34.589
just 'cause, like,
my roommate, like...
774
00:28:34.631 --> 00:28:35.965
my roommate died.
775
00:28:36.007 --> 00:28:38.301
And, like, we can't get in
touch with her parents.
776
00:28:38.343 --> 00:28:40.762
- Your roommate died?
- She died, yeah.
777
00:28:40.804 --> 00:28:42.847
And we're, like, all trying to
get in touch with her parents.
778
00:28:42.889 --> 00:28:47.143
Like, none of us can get
in touch with her parents.
779
00:28:47.185 --> 00:28:49.813
- Really insane that you
haven't mentioned that.
780
00:28:49.854 --> 00:28:51.231
- No, I know.
781
00:28:51.272 --> 00:28:53.149
- It's a really huge loss--
your roommate dying.
782
00:28:53.191 --> 00:28:55.193
And you can't get in...
783
00:28:55.235 --> 00:28:56.486
both: Touch with her parents.
- Yeah.
784
00:28:56.528 --> 00:28:58.988
- That's crazy.
I don't--
785
00:28:59.030 --> 00:29:00.448
Yeah, that's--
I don't really--
786
00:29:00.490 --> 00:29:02.367
And, yeah, uh...
787
00:29:04.619 --> 00:29:06.079
Okay.
788
00:29:08.289 --> 00:29:11.918
Oh, shit. I forgot tip.
789
00:29:11.960 --> 00:29:13.086
- Aah!
790
00:29:13.128 --> 00:29:14.921
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
791
00:29:14.963 --> 00:29:18.842
- [wailing]
792
00:29:18.883 --> 00:29:21.970
[growling]
793
00:29:22.012 --> 00:29:24.514
Fucking hell.
794
00:29:27.726 --> 00:29:29.894
Do you need to change?
795
00:29:29.936 --> 00:29:33.064
- No, we're good. Thank you.
- Thank you so much.
796
00:29:33.106 --> 00:29:35.191
- Oh, Jesus.
[seething]
797
00:29:35.233 --> 00:29:37.152
- We're, like, really sorry.
798
00:29:37.193 --> 00:29:40.196
- I'm, like...
I'm, like, really shaking.
799
00:29:40.238 --> 00:29:41.740
- [scoffs]
800
00:29:41.781 --> 00:29:43.867
[whispering] That was,
like, the craziest thing
801
00:29:43.908 --> 00:29:45.910
that's ever happened.
802
00:29:45.952 --> 00:29:49.122
- [whispering] That was insane.
- Oh, my God.
803
00:29:49.164 --> 00:29:51.291
[normal voice]
Okay, should we go?
804
00:29:51.332 --> 00:29:52.876
Do you need a ride?
805
00:29:52.917 --> 00:29:54.085
- Yeah.
- Okay.
806
00:29:54.127 --> 00:29:55.462
- Thank you.
807
00:30:02.844 --> 00:30:04.846
[upbeat music]
808
00:30:04.888 --> 00:30:06.473
- Let's go to one
of my favorite clips
809
00:30:06.514 --> 00:30:09.017
from
"He's Gay, She's Half-Jewish."
810
00:30:09.059 --> 00:30:10.185
Take a look, guys.
811
00:30:10.226 --> 00:30:11.227
- I didn't know
you were doing this.
812
00:30:11.269 --> 00:30:12.479
- Yeah, man.
813
00:30:20.362 --> 00:30:24.324
- Oh, okay. Okay.
Jake, what's gotten into you?
814
00:30:24.366 --> 00:30:26.034
- I've lost my keys
and my wallet.
815
00:30:26.076 --> 00:30:29.412
What's next, my gag reflex?
Wait, that could be good.
816
00:30:30.747 --> 00:30:33.750
[laughter]
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
817
00:30:33.792 --> 00:30:37.170
- See, I look at that,
and I go,
818
00:30:37.212 --> 00:30:39.506
"What happened?"
- Yeah.
819
00:30:39.547 --> 00:30:42.342
- That was magic.
- That was. Thank you.
820
00:30:42.384 --> 00:30:43.927
- That was magic.
- Yeah.
821
00:30:43.968 --> 00:30:45.679
So what went wrong?
822
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:49.808
How do you go
from that to this, to this?
823
00:30:49.849 --> 00:30:51.518
- You know, Meredith,
I don't know.
824
00:30:51.559 --> 00:30:53.603
I don't know what went wrong.
825
00:30:53.645 --> 00:30:55.772
- I mean...
- I don't know what went wrong.
826
00:30:55.814 --> 00:30:58.983
- John, I think
it was you suing me.
827
00:30:59.025 --> 00:31:00.860
I think that's--
- What?
828
00:31:00.902 --> 00:31:03.905
- What sparked the lawsuit?
- You know, I don't know.
829
00:31:03.947 --> 00:31:05.615
After all these years,
I still don't know.
830
00:31:05.657 --> 00:31:08.326
But gun to my head,
I would say I did it for sport.
831
00:31:08.368 --> 00:31:12.622
Yeah, I did it just consciously
to hurt you.
832
00:31:12.664 --> 00:31:14.833
- Thank you
for the honesty there.
833
00:31:14.874 --> 00:31:16.459
- Thank you for creating
an environment
834
00:31:16.501 --> 00:31:18.420
where I could be that honest--
it feels really good to say it.
835
00:31:18.461 --> 00:31:20.046
- Yeah, very brave.
- Well, it's refreshing.
836
00:31:20.088 --> 00:31:22.882
- I feel brave.
- Good.
837
00:31:22.924 --> 00:31:24.926
- Well, the lawsuit--
I know they said it resulted
838
00:31:24.968 --> 00:31:28.263
in you dividing up
comedic mannerisms...
839
00:31:28.304 --> 00:31:30.223
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Between the two of you.
840
00:31:30.265 --> 00:31:31.558
Is that right?
- Yeah, we did.
841
00:31:31.599 --> 00:31:33.476
- So who got what in that deal?
842
00:31:33.518 --> 00:31:34.811
- Let's see,
I got crossed eyes.
843
00:31:34.853 --> 00:31:36.563
- Oh, you got
the crossed eyes, huh?
844
00:31:36.604 --> 00:31:37.939
- Only fair 'cause that
was always her crutch.
845
00:31:37.981 --> 00:31:40.108
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And what did you get?
846
00:31:40.150 --> 00:31:41.735
- John got this.
- Oh.
847
00:31:41.776 --> 00:31:44.362
- Well, no, no, no, but she's
doing it.
848
00:31:44.404 --> 00:31:46.781
That's mine.
849
00:31:46.823 --> 00:31:50.035
That's mine.
You just did mine.
850
00:31:50.076 --> 00:31:51.578
And now we have it on record.
851
00:31:51.619 --> 00:31:53.204
So she's actually
crossed a boundary.
852
00:31:53.246 --> 00:31:54.497
You've crossed
a legal boundary.
853
00:31:54.539 --> 00:31:56.916
- John did--
- You crossed a legal boundary.
854
00:31:56.958 --> 00:31:59.085
- [sighs]
855
00:31:59.127 --> 00:32:01.755
[soft music]
856
00:32:01.796 --> 00:32:03.965
- Thank you so much, honey.
- Bye, babe.
857
00:32:04.007 --> 00:32:05.717
- You were amazing.
- Thanks, babe.
858
00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:08.428
- You killed it.
- [giggles] See you tomorrow.
859
00:32:08.470 --> 00:32:10.388
- Kate, you were
so funny today.
860
00:32:10.430 --> 00:32:13.224
- Oh, John, I was dying
all day--I almost broke.
861
00:32:13.266 --> 00:32:15.018
- Seriously, I was looking
at you, and I was like,
862
00:32:15.060 --> 00:32:17.604
"Okay, that's my best friend
and my chief collaborator.
863
00:32:17.645 --> 00:32:19.147
Like, did I win the lottery?"
864
00:32:19.189 --> 00:32:22.442
- No, you're, um...
865
00:32:22.484 --> 00:32:26.112
Yeah.
No, you were killing me.
866
00:32:26.154 --> 00:32:29.115
You really, um...
867
00:32:29.157 --> 00:32:31.284
- What?
- [sighs]
868
00:32:31.326 --> 00:32:33.328
Nothing.
869
00:32:33.370 --> 00:32:35.288
Nothing.
870
00:32:35.330 --> 00:32:36.706
- What?
871
00:32:37.916 --> 00:32:39.042
- This.
872
00:32:41.336 --> 00:32:42.587
- This what?
What are you--
873
00:32:42.629 --> 00:32:46.508
- You, me...us.
874
00:32:47.967 --> 00:32:49.636
- What about us?
875
00:32:49.678 --> 00:32:51.763
- You've never thought
about it?
876
00:32:51.805 --> 00:32:53.973
- I don't know
what you're talking about.
877
00:32:54.015 --> 00:32:55.767
- Right.
878
00:32:55.809 --> 00:32:58.144
[sighs]
879
00:32:58.186 --> 00:33:00.063
[chuckles awkwardly]
880
00:33:15.912 --> 00:33:19.708
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Kate, what are you doing?
881
00:33:19.749 --> 00:33:21.668
- Oh.
882
00:33:21.710 --> 00:33:25.672
Okay, I guess
I misread the situation.
883
00:33:25.714 --> 00:33:27.674
- Literally what are you
talking about?
884
00:33:27.716 --> 00:33:31.511
- All those years of
collaboration, drunken nights--
885
00:33:31.553 --> 00:33:33.638
always right in line, right?
886
00:33:33.680 --> 00:33:35.849
Never crossing the line.
- Okay, Kate, I'm exhausted.
887
00:33:35.890 --> 00:33:37.726
We've been shooting
for 13 hours.
888
00:33:37.767 --> 00:33:39.310
Drop the bit. This isn't funny.
[chuckles]
889
00:33:39.352 --> 00:33:40.770
- It's not a bit.
890
00:33:42.272 --> 00:33:44.315
It's not funny
for the first time in my life
891
00:33:44.357 --> 00:33:46.067
I'm dead fucking serious.
892
00:33:47.652 --> 00:33:50.155
- This is making me
really uncomfortable, Kate.
893
00:33:50.196 --> 00:33:53.408
- Oh, my God, John.
894
00:33:53.450 --> 00:33:57.412
I just want to fool around
a little bit, blow off steam.
895
00:33:57.454 --> 00:33:59.372
- Ew, I don't need
to blow off steam.
896
00:33:59.414 --> 00:34:00.623
- Really?
897
00:34:00.665 --> 00:34:02.834
'Cause you seem
pretty tense, brother.
898
00:34:02.876 --> 00:34:04.294
- Okay, you are unrecognizable.
899
00:34:04.336 --> 00:34:07.005
- You're born C-section, right?
900
00:34:07.047 --> 00:34:08.298
- Y-yeah, why?
901
00:34:08.340 --> 00:34:11.676
- So no part of you
has ever touched a vagina?
902
00:34:11.718 --> 00:34:13.386
- Jesus Christ.
903
00:34:13.428 --> 00:34:15.430
- I'm just saying,
we're all pink in the middle.
904
00:34:15.472 --> 00:34:17.515
- Oh my God!
I'm going home.
905
00:34:22.520 --> 00:34:23.772
[sighs]
906
00:34:23.813 --> 00:34:25.982
- Clearly, I struck a nerve.
907
00:34:27.901 --> 00:34:29.110
I'm sorry.
908
00:34:31.029 --> 00:34:32.489
I'm so sorry, John.
909
00:34:32.530 --> 00:34:34.032
Fuck!
910
00:34:34.074 --> 00:34:35.867
So fucking stupid!
911
00:34:35.909 --> 00:34:37.535
Fuck!
- Oh, my God.
912
00:34:37.577 --> 00:34:38.787
- Fuck!
What did I do?
913
00:34:38.828 --> 00:34:40.622
If I compromised the shoot,
I'll kill myself.
914
00:34:40.663 --> 00:34:42.999
- Kate, Kate, Kate, it's okay.
It's okay.
915
00:34:43.041 --> 00:34:45.293
It's okay. You're fine.
- I have to make it up to you.
916
00:34:45.335 --> 00:34:47.754
Oh, God, let me make it
up to you, please, please.
917
00:34:47.796 --> 00:34:49.798
What can I do?
What can I do?
918
00:34:51.508 --> 00:34:54.886
[gasps]
I'll give you a foot massage.
919
00:34:54.928 --> 00:34:57.305
- Uh...
920
00:34:57.347 --> 00:34:58.932
no.
[chuckles]
921
00:34:58.973 --> 00:35:01.267
- Come on, I've given you
a foot massage before, John.
922
00:35:01.309 --> 00:35:03.395
- [chuckles]
923
00:35:03.436 --> 00:35:06.189
- I know
your back's killing you.
924
00:35:06.231 --> 00:35:08.149
- My doctor says everything
starts with the foot
925
00:35:08.191 --> 00:35:10.193
and then radiates up
to the back, yeah.
926
00:35:19.494 --> 00:35:20.787
Here?
- Yeah, that's good.
927
00:35:20.829 --> 00:35:22.872
- Okay.
- Give me that foot.
928
00:35:28.336 --> 00:35:30.547
- [exhales sharply]
929
00:35:49.774 --> 00:35:53.319
[chuckles]
- God, feet are incredible.
930
00:35:53.361 --> 00:35:54.779
- How so?
931
00:35:54.821 --> 00:35:56.823
- They carry us...
932
00:35:56.865 --> 00:35:59.534
our whole lives, every step,
933
00:35:59.576 --> 00:36:01.661
taking our weight,
feeling the earth.
934
00:36:01.703 --> 00:36:03.788
If I run my finger
along this ridge,
935
00:36:03.830 --> 00:36:05.707
I can feel the calluses formed
936
00:36:05.749 --> 00:36:08.626
from years of tap dancing
for executives.
937
00:36:08.668 --> 00:36:10.253
And, you know, all I have to do
938
00:36:10.295 --> 00:36:13.465
is drag my finger
three inches to the right.
939
00:36:13.506 --> 00:36:16.801
- [gasps] Fuck.
940
00:36:18.345 --> 00:36:20.597
- That skin is so sensitive.
941
00:36:20.638 --> 00:36:22.349
You're so receptive
to my touch.
942
00:36:22.390 --> 00:36:24.225
You feel it everywhere.
943
00:36:24.267 --> 00:36:27.729
- [moans]
944
00:36:27.771 --> 00:36:31.316
How can something so strong...
945
00:36:31.358 --> 00:36:33.485
be so sensitive?
946
00:36:33.526 --> 00:36:34.861
What would it take
for the thing
947
00:36:34.903 --> 00:36:38.698
that's carried weight
for so long...
948
00:36:38.740 --> 00:36:41.201
to finally let itself
be carried?
949
00:36:48.875 --> 00:36:52.045
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa, whoa. Where'd you go?
950
00:36:52.087 --> 00:36:54.047
- Don't look at my feet.
Don't touch my feet.
951
00:36:54.089 --> 00:36:56.383
Don't look at my feet.
They're hideous.
952
00:36:56.424 --> 00:36:58.968
- No, not on my watch.
953
00:36:59.010 --> 00:37:01.888
You don't talk
about yourself like that, okay?
954
00:37:01.930 --> 00:37:03.515
You're beautiful,
every part of you.
955
00:37:03.556 --> 00:37:05.642
- No, I'm not.
956
00:37:05.684 --> 00:37:08.353
- [sighs]
957
00:37:12.524 --> 00:37:16.403
- God, I wish you could see
yourself the way I see you.
958
00:37:16.444 --> 00:37:17.904
- What do you see?
959
00:37:17.946 --> 00:37:20.490
- I see someone
who's been running
960
00:37:20.532 --> 00:37:22.492
for a really long time
961
00:37:22.534 --> 00:37:26.746
and is finally starting
to get a little tired.
962
00:37:26.788 --> 00:37:29.916
- I'm so tired.
- I know.
963
00:37:29.958 --> 00:37:32.711
- I'm so scared.
- I know, baby.
964
00:37:32.752 --> 00:37:34.587
What are you scared of?
965
00:37:34.629 --> 00:37:36.715
- I don't know.
966
00:37:36.756 --> 00:37:38.758
Being seen, I guess.
967
00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:41.094
- And if I saw you,
what would I see?
968
00:37:41.136 --> 00:37:43.513
- Someone who doesn't see
themselves.
969
00:37:43.555 --> 00:37:46.349
- What don't you see?
- Myself.
970
00:37:46.391 --> 00:37:48.893
- Why don't you see yourself?
- Because I'm scared.
971
00:37:48.935 --> 00:37:51.062
- Of what?
- Of being seen, I guess.
972
00:37:51.104 --> 00:37:52.981
- Okay, so we're looping.
- Yeah, yeah, totally.
973
00:37:53.023 --> 00:37:54.691
- So I'm just gonna break us
out of this.
974
00:37:54.733 --> 00:37:56.026
- Yeah.
975
00:37:56.067 --> 00:37:59.612
- What if I told you
that you are enough...
976
00:37:59.654 --> 00:38:01.865
right now as you are?
977
00:38:04.868 --> 00:38:07.454
I want you to look
in the mirror...
978
00:38:07.495 --> 00:38:10.206
and I want you to tell yourself
that you're enough.
979
00:38:12.292 --> 00:38:14.836
- Sorry, so am I looking at you
or at myself because--
980
00:38:14.878 --> 00:38:17.422
- John, look in the mirror...
- Totally, totally.
981
00:38:17.464 --> 00:38:20.383
- And tell yourself
that you're enough.
982
00:38:22.260 --> 00:38:24.637
- I'm enough.
- I don't believe you.
983
00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:27.724
- Me neither, yeah.
984
00:38:27.766 --> 00:38:29.476
I'm enough.
985
00:38:29.517 --> 00:38:32.270
- Again.
- I'm enough.
986
00:38:32.312 --> 00:38:33.938
- There it is.
987
00:38:33.980 --> 00:38:35.148
[whispering] Again.
988
00:38:35.190 --> 00:38:37.067
- [breathlessly]
Oh, I'm enough.
989
00:38:37.108 --> 00:38:38.276
- Again.
990
00:38:38.318 --> 00:38:40.070
- I'm enough.
991
00:38:40.111 --> 00:38:41.738
- Again.
992
00:38:41.780 --> 00:38:43.907
- I'm enough.
993
00:38:43.948 --> 00:38:46.451
[exhales sharply]
994
00:38:46.493 --> 00:38:48.078
I'm enough.
995
00:38:49.788 --> 00:38:51.790
I'm enough.
996
00:38:51.831 --> 00:38:54.751
[soft music]
997
00:38:54.793 --> 00:39:01.925
* *
998
00:39:04.594 --> 00:39:08.640
[engine turning over, revving]
999
00:39:08.682 --> 00:39:10.767
- [yelps]
1000
00:39:10.809 --> 00:39:13.269
* *
1001
00:39:13.311 --> 00:39:15.605
Fuck.
1002
00:39:15.647 --> 00:39:18.650
[crying]
1003
00:39:18.692 --> 00:39:25.782
* *
1004
00:39:29.661 --> 00:39:31.788
Kate...
1005
00:39:34.207 --> 00:39:35.792
Kate...
1006
00:39:40.046 --> 00:39:42.966
[upbeat electronic music]
1007
00:39:43.008 --> 00:39:50.140
* *
1008
00:40:38.021 --> 00:40:40.023
- Tragedy averted today
1009
00:40:40.065 --> 00:40:42.859
when a local father
stopped a rogue gunman
1010
00:40:42.901 --> 00:40:45.445
from opening fire
on airport travelers.
1011
00:40:45.487 --> 00:40:48.156
[people screaming]
1012
00:40:51.701 --> 00:40:55.080
But the father insists
he's not a hero.
1013
00:40:55.121 --> 00:40:57.040
- Uh, I did what
any husband would do.
1014
00:40:57.082 --> 00:40:58.667
I did what any father would do.
1015
00:40:58.708 --> 00:41:01.753
I'm just glad I was in the
right place at the right time.
1016
00:41:01.795 --> 00:41:05.799
- We're so proud of him,
and we're so glad he's safe.
1017
00:41:05.840 --> 00:41:09.219
And now we can just continue on
with our vacation.
1018
00:41:09.260 --> 00:41:11.096
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1019
00:41:11.137 --> 00:41:13.056
- [crying]
- Oh, my gosh.
1020
00:41:13.098 --> 00:41:16.017
[upbeat music]
1021
00:41:16.059 --> 00:41:17.602
- It was finally time
to pay a visit
1022
00:41:17.644 --> 00:41:19.688
to America's favorite
two-bedroom apartment--
1023
00:41:19.729 --> 00:41:22.982
the set of
"He's Gay, She's Half-Jewish."
1024
00:41:23.024 --> 00:41:24.359
Having not stepped foot
1025
00:41:24.401 --> 00:41:26.736
on the hallowed studio lot
in many years,
1026
00:41:26.778 --> 00:41:29.155
Kate Berland and John Early
warned me,
1027
00:41:29.197 --> 00:41:32.575
it was sure to be
an emotional afternoon.
1028
00:41:33.660 --> 00:41:35.745
- Kate, you're not
gonna believe this.
1029
00:41:35.787 --> 00:41:38.039
- Oh, my God.
- Still gets me.
1030
00:41:38.081 --> 00:41:39.833
[chuckles]
- Unbelievable.
1031
00:41:39.874 --> 00:41:42.585
Oh, my God.
1032
00:41:42.627 --> 00:41:44.379
- Kate, Kate, the couch.
1033
00:41:44.421 --> 00:41:46.881
- Bottoming?
Try bottomless...
1034
00:41:46.923 --> 00:41:48.216
mimosas that is.
1035
00:41:48.258 --> 00:41:49.718
There is no heartache
1036
00:41:49.759 --> 00:41:52.262
a boozy brunch with me tomorrow
can't remedy.
1037
00:41:52.303 --> 00:41:54.973
- Bloody Mary full of grace.
1038
00:41:55.015 --> 00:41:56.641
[both laughing]
- Oh, my God.
1039
00:41:56.683 --> 00:41:58.727
- You guys need to get this.
- So much happened here.
1040
00:41:58.768 --> 00:41:59.769
- This couch.
1041
00:41:59.811 --> 00:42:01.021
- I know I'm horny
1042
00:42:01.062 --> 00:42:04.441
because I just read this
as "bareback pecan."
1043
00:42:04.482 --> 00:42:06.109
- Do you remember
I tried to buy it?
1044
00:42:06.151 --> 00:42:07.694
- Yes, yes.
- They wouldn't give it to me.
1045
00:42:07.736 --> 00:42:10.071
And, actually, it was a bit
contentious with the producers.
1046
00:42:10.113 --> 00:42:11.865
So I said, "Well, I gave
my life to the show."
1047
00:42:11.906 --> 00:42:14.451
- [grunts]
- Oh, oh, John.
1048
00:42:14.492 --> 00:42:16.745
Oh, my God.
Sweetie, are you okay?
1049
00:42:16.786 --> 00:42:17.912
- What? From what?
1050
00:42:17.954 --> 00:42:20.749
- That looked
like a real tumble.
1051
00:42:20.790 --> 00:42:22.834
- Tumbled?
1052
00:42:22.876 --> 00:42:25.420
- Are you okay?
- From what?
1053
00:42:25.462 --> 00:42:27.756
- From the fall.
1054
00:42:27.797 --> 00:42:29.716
- I didn't fall.
[chuckles]
1055
00:42:31.426 --> 00:42:33.678
Honey, I'm homo.
1056
00:42:33.720 --> 00:42:36.890
- Jake?
[sighs]
1057
00:42:36.931 --> 00:42:38.641
- I'm afraid to ask.
1058
00:42:38.683 --> 00:42:40.977
- I tried to decorate
my first Christmas tree,
1059
00:42:41.019 --> 00:42:43.229
and I guess my Jewish
half took over.
1060
00:42:45.065 --> 00:42:46.441
- You remember this spot.
1061
00:42:46.483 --> 00:42:49.486
John would always be--
I wonder if there's still...
1062
00:42:49.527 --> 00:42:53.073
Oh, this has to have
been there...
1063
00:42:53.114 --> 00:42:56.159
It's probably been there
for 15 years.
1064
00:42:56.201 --> 00:42:58.578
John always had his stash,
little bottles of gin,
1065
00:42:58.620 --> 00:42:59.788
hidden around the set.
1066
00:42:59.829 --> 00:43:01.623
Where else?
Now I'm on a--
1067
00:43:01.664 --> 00:43:03.291
Oh, I remember this.
1068
00:43:03.333 --> 00:43:05.960
This is one of my books here.
1069
00:43:06.002 --> 00:43:07.879
John, you're not gonna
believe this.
1070
00:43:07.921 --> 00:43:09.756
[laughs]
1071
00:43:09.798 --> 00:43:10.965
Still stashed all over the set.
1072
00:43:11.007 --> 00:43:12.509
I was actually impressed
by that.
1073
00:43:12.550 --> 00:43:14.886
I used to always say that he's
tanked, the ratings haven't.
1074
00:43:14.928 --> 00:43:17.055
No. No. Oh!
- They did it.
1075
00:43:17.097 --> 00:43:18.640
Um, come in here.
1076
00:43:18.682 --> 00:43:21.142
Yeah, we were one of
the first multicamera--
1077
00:43:21.184 --> 00:43:22.227
- First show.
- First show?
1078
00:43:22.268 --> 00:43:23.645
- First show, period.
1079
00:43:23.687 --> 00:43:25.480
- We were the first
television shows in--
1080
00:43:25.522 --> 00:43:27.315
We were the first.
- Yeah.
1081
00:43:27.357 --> 00:43:29.651
- We were the first
television show in history
1082
00:43:29.693 --> 00:43:33.071
to show someone, uh,
actively taking a shit.
1083
00:43:34.114 --> 00:43:36.241
- [grunts]
1084
00:43:40.495 --> 00:43:42.163
I happen to hold
two world records.
1085
00:43:42.205 --> 00:43:45.083
I was also simultaneously
the first gay man
1086
00:43:45.125 --> 00:43:49.504
in television history
to be seen taking a shit.
1087
00:43:49.546 --> 00:43:51.756
- Penny!
1088
00:43:51.798 --> 00:43:53.591
It happened again!
1089
00:43:56.553 --> 00:43:58.179
- People come up to me,
and they go,
1090
00:43:58.221 --> 00:43:59.514
"Thank you for being
a woman on screen."
1091
00:43:59.556 --> 00:44:01.099
- And there's
so much shame--sorry.
1092
00:44:01.141 --> 00:44:03.268
- 'Cause kids watch the show,
and they go, "That's a woman."
1093
00:44:03.309 --> 00:44:06.521
- There's so much shame
that we have culturally
1094
00:44:06.563 --> 00:44:08.606
around these bodily functions.
1095
00:44:08.648 --> 00:44:10.692
- And I was one of the first
Jews to break into Hollywood.
1096
00:44:10.734 --> 00:44:12.193
It's a responsibility.
1097
00:44:12.235 --> 00:44:14.112
- You know, is it not just
another function of the body?
1098
00:44:14.154 --> 00:44:16.364
- It can be a lot
of responsibility.
1099
00:44:16.406 --> 00:44:19.367
- Is it no different than pee?
1100
00:44:19.409 --> 00:44:21.286
- I'm so moved.
- [snapping fingers]
1101
00:44:21.327 --> 00:44:23.621
- I'm so moved.
1102
00:44:23.663 --> 00:44:25.790
- Is it no different
than talking?
1103
00:44:25.832 --> 00:44:28.668
No. It's an opening
and closing of an orifice.
1104
00:44:28.710 --> 00:44:30.670
It's the same as this.
- I love this painting.
1105
00:44:30.712 --> 00:44:32.172
- Hey, get--
you're gonna want to get...
1106
00:44:32.213 --> 00:44:33.548
- This is really--
1107
00:44:33.590 --> 00:44:36.301
- An answer to this,
because, oof, yeah, Grandma.
1108
00:44:36.343 --> 00:44:38.136
- I know, Grandma.
1109
00:44:38.178 --> 00:44:41.723
[sighs] Grandma,
I don't know what to do.
1110
00:44:41.765 --> 00:44:43.558
It's like
with each promotion I get,
1111
00:44:43.600 --> 00:44:45.977
I become more
and more undatable.
1112
00:44:46.019 --> 00:44:47.812
Will I ever find someone?
1113
00:44:47.854 --> 00:44:50.357
- You're a catch.
There are many eligible men
1114
00:44:50.398 --> 00:44:53.234
in this city who will celebrate
your success with you.
1115
00:44:53.276 --> 00:44:55.695
You just have to be patient.
1116
00:44:55.737 --> 00:44:58.073
- Thanks, Grandma.
- [belches]
1117
00:44:58.114 --> 00:44:59.783
- Grandma!
1118
00:44:59.824 --> 00:45:03.411
- Sorry, they serve seltzer
on tap in hell.
1119
00:45:05.747 --> 00:45:07.582
- The actress
who played my grandma...
1120
00:45:07.624 --> 00:45:10.251
- Dominique Reich.
- Dominique.
1121
00:45:10.293 --> 00:45:12.504
- It was such a loss
to the show, of course,
1122
00:45:12.545 --> 00:45:15.215
but also to
the comedy community at large
1123
00:45:15.256 --> 00:45:17.342
when she passed away,
especially for me.
1124
00:45:17.384 --> 00:45:19.427
You know, I was lucky enough
to have fostered
1125
00:45:19.469 --> 00:45:21.346
a real connection
with her on set.
1126
00:45:21.388 --> 00:45:24.766
- Meanwhile, I actually
fostered her daughter.
1127
00:45:24.808 --> 00:45:26.101
- When?
1128
00:45:26.142 --> 00:45:28.144
- After she passed.
1129
00:45:28.186 --> 00:45:30.939
- She left a lot
of her assets with me.
1130
00:45:30.980 --> 00:45:33.233
Actually, I rent out
some of her properties
1131
00:45:33.274 --> 00:45:34.609
still to this day.
1132
00:45:34.651 --> 00:45:37.278
- I remember I had to rent out
a dance space
1133
00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:39.114
just to work
through some of my grief
1134
00:45:39.155 --> 00:45:40.740
that wasn't verbal.
1135
00:45:40.782 --> 00:45:42.826
- Sorry, do you hear how just
with "fostered" and "rent out,"
1136
00:45:42.867 --> 00:45:44.452
you're literally
just kind of free-associating
1137
00:45:44.494 --> 00:45:46.121
off the language
that I'm using.
1138
00:45:46.162 --> 00:45:47.455
- I always loved these chairs.
1139
00:45:47.497 --> 00:45:49.207
- Our researchers
at "Point of Vieira"
1140
00:45:49.249 --> 00:45:52.043
were able to confirm that
the actress Dominique Reich
1141
00:45:52.085 --> 00:45:53.837
did not, in fact, pass away
1142
00:45:53.878 --> 00:45:56.965
and currently resides
in Long Beach, California,
1143
00:45:57.007 --> 00:45:58.967
with her wife
and three children.
1144
00:45:59.009 --> 00:46:02.929
[soft music]
1145
00:46:02.971 --> 00:46:05.473
[laughter]
1146
00:46:05.515 --> 00:46:08.018
- She always--
- He always gets me.
1147
00:46:08.059 --> 00:46:09.394
- Yo, can we go again?
1148
00:46:09.436 --> 00:46:11.521
- Let's go again.
1149
00:46:11.563 --> 00:46:14.357
- It's really nice
you two are processing this
1150
00:46:14.399 --> 00:46:17.318
because these wounds
clearly run deep.
1151
00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:18.778
- They do.
1152
00:46:18.820 --> 00:46:20.155
- They really do, Diane.
1153
00:46:20.196 --> 00:46:21.656
- Oh, God.
Sweetie, it's Katie.
1154
00:46:21.698 --> 00:46:24.284
- Oh. Katie.
- Uh, it's Meredith.
1155
00:46:24.325 --> 00:46:25.702
both: Meredith.
1156
00:46:25.744 --> 00:46:27.996
- Meredith.
- I'm always switching the two.
1157
00:46:28.038 --> 00:46:29.831
- So how do you move forward?
1158
00:46:29.873 --> 00:46:31.875
- You know, if I knew,
I'd tell you, Mer.
1159
00:46:31.916 --> 00:46:34.336
[laughing]
Call me when you figure it out.
1160
00:46:34.377 --> 00:46:36.129
- Uh, I think self-care, right?
1161
00:46:36.171 --> 00:46:39.257
I think self-care is the answer
to all global issues.
1162
00:46:39.299 --> 00:46:41.217
- Do you think there's any way
after today
1163
00:46:41.259 --> 00:46:43.303
that you could possibly be
friends again?
1164
00:46:43.345 --> 00:46:46.264
[soft music]
1165
00:46:46.306 --> 00:46:53.438
* *
1166
00:47:19.589 --> 00:47:21.549
- Did our waitress
say anything yet
1167
00:47:21.591 --> 00:47:22.884
while I was in the bathroom?
1168
00:47:22.926 --> 00:47:26.513
- We've yet to be acknowledged.
- Unbelievable.
1169
00:47:26.554 --> 00:47:28.014
- It's unbelievable.
- Just say something.
1170
00:47:28.056 --> 00:47:30.892
- Just say something.
- Just say you're a fan.
1171
00:47:30.934 --> 00:47:35.438
- Say it...so we can move on
and enjoy our meal.
1172
00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:37.732
- By the way, she doesn't even
need to be a fan.
1173
00:47:37.774 --> 00:47:39.984
She just needs
to acknowledge the work.
1174
00:47:40.026 --> 00:47:41.319
- Well said, well said.
1175
00:47:41.361 --> 00:47:44.030
- When we walk into a room,
there's a charge.
1176
00:47:44.072 --> 00:47:45.740
- That charge, if you don't
acknowledge the work,
1177
00:47:45.782 --> 00:47:47.784
it can't release,
it can't be defused,
1178
00:47:47.826 --> 00:47:50.245
and then you're forcing
all the other patrons
1179
00:47:50.286 --> 00:47:52.247
to sit kind of suspended
in the charge.
1180
00:47:52.288 --> 00:47:55.583
And I'll just say this,
and I'm going to say it once.
1181
00:47:55.625 --> 00:47:57.961
If you don't do
a verbal acknowledgement
1182
00:47:58.003 --> 00:48:00.046
of the legacy, send a round.
1183
00:48:00.088 --> 00:48:02.257
- Send an appetizer
at the very least.
1184
00:48:02.298 --> 00:48:03.758
- Bruschetta, something--
1185
00:48:03.800 --> 00:48:05.802
something symbolic,
something small,
1186
00:48:05.844 --> 00:48:07.595
something small
from the kitchen.
1187
00:48:07.637 --> 00:48:09.431
- If you're not gonna
literally say it...
1188
00:48:09.472 --> 00:48:10.682
both: Say it with the kitchen.
1189
00:48:10.724 --> 00:48:11.975
- Say it with the kitchen,
1190
00:48:12.017 --> 00:48:13.935
and then we know,
and then we can relax.
1191
00:48:13.977 --> 00:48:17.772
- The hostess was a sweetheart.
- The hostess knew.
1192
00:48:17.814 --> 00:48:19.357
- When we came in...
- She knew.
1193
00:48:19.399 --> 00:48:21.401
- Her knees almost buckled.
I sensed it.
1194
00:48:21.443 --> 00:48:22.777
- She was beside--
1195
00:48:22.819 --> 00:48:24.404
At least in the eyes,
she was beside herself.
1196
00:48:24.446 --> 00:48:26.031
- She was beside herself.
1197
00:48:26.072 --> 00:48:28.199
Yeah, she's so sweet.
Our waitress, though...
1198
00:48:28.241 --> 00:48:30.952
- Our waitress--
something's off.
1199
00:48:30.994 --> 00:48:33.955
- She's frozen.
- She's frozen. Poor girl.
1200
00:48:33.997 --> 00:48:35.874
- What is she afraid of?
- Something's wrong.
1201
00:48:35.915 --> 00:48:39.711
I think maybe socially she's
a little behind her peer group.
1202
00:48:39.753 --> 00:48:42.297
- No, no,
there's something at home,
1203
00:48:42.339 --> 00:48:44.174
something generational,
1204
00:48:44.215 --> 00:48:46.217
something very early.
- Stop. I think she's coming.
1205
00:48:46.259 --> 00:48:48.178
- Is she empty-handed?
- She has a round of drinks.
1206
00:48:48.219 --> 00:48:50.680
- She has a round? Okay,
I'm gonna turn ever so lightly.
1207
00:48:50.722 --> 00:48:53.391
She smiled, John,
so it's happening.
1208
00:48:53.433 --> 00:48:55.143
- There's a little smile
creeping on her face.
1209
00:48:55.185 --> 00:48:56.561
Here she comes.
1210
00:48:56.603 --> 00:48:58.646
- We can settle into the fact
that it's happening.
1211
00:48:58.688 --> 00:49:00.899
- It's happening.
She knows how it works.
1212
00:49:00.940 --> 00:49:03.109
- [gasps]
1213
00:49:03.151 --> 00:49:05.403
Oh.
1214
00:49:06.613 --> 00:49:09.657
- [scoffs] Unbelievable.
1215
00:49:09.699 --> 00:49:11.785
That's our round.
- That's our round.
1216
00:49:11.826 --> 00:49:14.496
Unbelievable.
- [sighs]
1217
00:49:14.537 --> 00:49:16.081
- Unbelievable.
1218
00:49:16.122 --> 00:49:18.291
- I haven't wanted to say this,
but she's charmless.
1219
00:49:18.333 --> 00:49:20.502
- She's charmless.
- The distaste.
1220
00:49:20.543 --> 00:49:23.004
The poor taste in that, John.
- The gall.
1221
00:49:23.046 --> 00:49:25.840
- To not have the gall,
the sense of self enough
1222
00:49:25.882 --> 00:49:28.968
to buck up, smile,
and, "I'm a fan."
1223
00:49:29.010 --> 00:49:30.845
- I'd like to have
a word with her.
1224
00:49:30.887 --> 00:49:33.139
- I'd like to follow her home,
give her a little scare.
1225
00:49:33.181 --> 00:49:34.891
- Give her a little scare.
- Knock on her door.
1226
00:49:34.933 --> 00:49:37.143
Finally she opens it.
Then the look on her face--
1227
00:49:37.185 --> 00:49:40.772
I can go, "Ah, so now
you acknowledge the work?"
1228
00:49:40.814 --> 00:49:42.816
- She's coming. She's fucking
coming to the table.
1229
00:49:42.857 --> 00:49:44.693
- Is she?
Well, you'll notice...
1230
00:49:44.734 --> 00:49:47.654
- Yeah, no round.
- [scoffs]
1231
00:49:47.696 --> 00:49:50.532
- Right here with your check.
No rush, of course.
1232
00:49:50.573 --> 00:49:53.576
- Why do I feel rushed?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1233
00:49:53.618 --> 00:49:56.746
I just have to say,
I'm a huge fan.
1234
00:49:56.788 --> 00:49:59.499
I-I grew up on
"He's Gay, She's Half-Jewish,"
1235
00:49:59.541 --> 00:50:02.043
and to have you two
together like this,
1236
00:50:02.085 --> 00:50:03.878
it really brings me joy.
1237
00:50:03.920 --> 00:50:06.881
So the banana split's
on me tonight.
1238
00:50:06.923 --> 00:50:09.759
- Oh, thanks, doll.
- Thank you, doll.
1239
00:50:09.801 --> 00:50:11.511
[chuckles]
- Huh. Okay.
1240
00:50:11.553 --> 00:50:12.929
- Now, that's class.
1241
00:50:12.971 --> 00:50:15.056
- And did you see
the color in her cheeks?
1242
00:50:15.098 --> 00:50:16.182
- Mm-hmm, that's grace.
1243
00:50:16.224 --> 00:50:18.268
- I'll just say it once.
Was that so hard?
1244
00:50:18.309 --> 00:50:19.477
- Was that so hard?
1245
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:22.564
No. What an angel
and such poise.
1246
00:50:22.605 --> 00:50:24.441
- Such a way of her,
such a zest.
1247
00:50:24.482 --> 00:50:26.401
- Yes. Yeah, of course.
- Real something.
1248
00:50:26.443 --> 00:50:29.237
- You know, I would love to
know her story, pick her brain.
1249
00:50:29.279 --> 00:50:31.656
Actually, we should get her
back here--where is she?
1250
00:50:31.698 --> 00:50:33.950
- We'll get her name
when we leave.
1251
00:50:33.992 --> 00:50:36.369
- I just want to leave--
- I'll ask them maître d'.
1252
00:50:36.411 --> 00:50:38.663
- [muttering to self]
1253
00:50:38.705 --> 00:50:41.833
- You know, they still make
my favorite wedge...
1254
00:50:41.875 --> 00:50:44.419
- It's an impeccable
wedge salad.
1255
00:50:44.461 --> 00:50:46.087
Oh, dear. Oh.
1256
00:50:46.129 --> 00:50:48.590
Here we go.
1257
00:50:48.631 --> 00:50:50.342
- [sniffs] How long was I out?
1258
00:50:50.383 --> 00:50:51.384
Kate?
- No time.
1259
00:50:51.426 --> 00:50:52.635
- Kate?
- No one saw.
1260
00:50:52.677 --> 00:50:54.346
- Kate, where are you?
- Right here, darling.
1261
00:50:54.387 --> 00:50:55.764
- Where are you?
- Right here, doll.
1262
00:50:55.805 --> 00:50:57.140
Dollface, right here.
- Oh, there you are.
1263
00:50:57.182 --> 00:50:59.642
- No one saw.
- You absolutely sure?
1264
00:50:59.684 --> 00:51:01.770
- Absolutely sure.
- All right. [clears throat]
1265
00:51:01.811 --> 00:51:05.106
- Do I have anything
in my teeth?
1266
00:51:05.148 --> 00:51:06.232
- No.
1267
00:51:06.274 --> 00:51:08.193
Do I?
1268
00:51:08.234 --> 00:51:09.527
- All clear.
1269
00:51:09.569 --> 00:51:10.987
- All right.
1270
00:51:11.029 --> 00:51:14.657
Mm, mine's ready.
- Mine too.
1271
00:51:16.159 --> 00:51:20.038
both: One, two,
together on three, and three.
1272
00:51:22.332 --> 00:51:23.333
- All right.
1273
00:51:23.375 --> 00:51:26.294
[light music]
1274
00:51:26.336 --> 00:51:29.381
* *
1275
00:51:29.422 --> 00:51:32.801
- [grunting]
1276
00:51:32.842 --> 00:51:34.761
[John mumbling, Kate humming]
1277
00:51:34.803 --> 00:51:36.721
- Oops, missed a sleeve.
1278
00:51:36.763 --> 00:51:41.434
* *
1279
00:51:41.476 --> 00:51:44.688
Bye.
[laughs]
1280
00:51:44.729 --> 00:51:47.148
Yeah, it's us.
1281
00:51:47.190 --> 00:51:49.442
- A sidecar and a martini--
love it.
1282
00:51:49.484 --> 00:51:51.319
- Oh.
[laughs]
1283
00:51:51.361 --> 00:51:53.446
Uh...
- Yeah.
1284
00:51:53.488 --> 00:51:55.573
- Hello, hello, hello.
1285
00:51:55.615 --> 00:51:57.492
How are you?
1286
00:51:57.534 --> 00:52:00.328
- Enjoy.
[John speaking indistinctly]
1287
00:52:00.370 --> 00:52:01.830
Why don't I take
a lap over there?
1288
00:52:01.871 --> 00:52:03.373
'Cause you already
got that side.
1289
00:52:03.415 --> 00:52:06.001
- Oh, I didn't get that far.
Yes, it's us, it's us.
1290
00:52:06.042 --> 00:52:08.003
- You can say something.
Don't be shy.
1291
00:52:08.044 --> 00:52:10.672
We don't bite.
[chuckles]
1292
00:52:10.714 --> 00:52:13.091
- Oh, they're
in our usual booth.
1293
00:52:13.133 --> 00:52:15.343
Your meal's on us.
I'm kidding.
1294
00:52:15.385 --> 00:52:18.513
[both laughing]
1295
00:52:18.555 --> 00:52:20.932
Oh, very nice, a prime rib.
1296
00:52:22.851 --> 00:52:26.229
- Now, where--I'm lost.
I'm lost.