WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:53.011 --> 00:00:53.887 Anything? 4 00:00:53.887 --> 00:00:55.264 No. 5 00:00:55.264 --> 00:00:57.891 Huh, I don't get why it's not working yet. 6 00:00:57.891 --> 00:00:59.518 Okay, read it off again. 7 00:00:59.518 --> 00:01:04.231 Oh, here we go. 8 00:01:04.231 --> 00:01:06.817 Did we calibrate the rear glass? 9 00:01:06.817 --> 00:01:08.068 Yes. 10 00:01:08.068 --> 00:01:11.655 35 millimeter camera attachment secured? 11 00:01:12.823 --> 00:01:13.615 Definitely. 12 00:01:13.615 --> 00:01:15.576 Took the lens cap off? 13 00:01:17.578 --> 00:01:19.663 Yeah, of course we took the lens cap off. 14 00:01:19.663 --> 00:01:20.956 What do you think we are? 15 00:01:20.956 --> 00:01:22.541 But I think I do know what's wrong. 16 00:01:22.541 --> 00:01:25.419 Maybe we just need a little Kipler elbow rub. 17 00:01:25.419 --> 00:01:27.588 What's a Kipler elbow rub? 18 00:01:27.588 --> 00:01:28.964 Observe, my son. 19 00:01:28.964 --> 00:01:31.925 Okay, so my father taught me this and now I'm teaching you. 20 00:01:31.925 --> 00:01:33.510 So you take your elbow, 21 00:01:33.510 --> 00:01:36.722 and you just rub at the problem area, right? 22 00:01:36.722 --> 00:01:37.514 Pay attention to the elbow. 23 00:01:37.514 --> 00:01:38.807 You paying attention? 24 00:01:38.807 --> 00:01:39.808 Yup. 25 00:01:39.808 --> 00:01:41.602 All the action is in the elbow. 26 00:01:41.602 --> 00:01:43.729 And you snap (snapping fingers) and that should do it. 27 00:01:43.729 --> 00:01:45.022 Take another look. 28 00:01:46.273 --> 00:01:47.608 It's working. 29 00:01:47.608 --> 00:01:50.068 Yeah, Kipler elbow rub. 30 00:01:50.068 --> 00:01:51.945 No sign of the comet, though. 31 00:01:51.945 --> 00:01:54.114 Hey, patience, okay? 32 00:01:54.114 --> 00:01:55.699 Jesper's Comet has been traveling 33 00:01:55.699 --> 00:01:57.784 almost 10 years to get here. 34 00:01:57.784 --> 00:01:59.036 It'll get here. 35 00:02:00.162 --> 00:02:00.954 Hey. 36 00:02:02.164 --> 00:02:03.123 Listen, kiddo. 37 00:02:03.123 --> 00:02:04.416 There's actually something 38 00:02:04.416 --> 00:02:05.876 I've been meaning to talk to you about. 39 00:02:06.960 --> 00:02:08.921 So your mom and I- 40 00:02:08.921 --> 00:02:11.215 Whose car is that? 41 00:02:11.215 --> 00:02:12.424 Oh, okay. 42 00:02:12.424 --> 00:02:13.342 Stay here. 43 00:02:13.342 --> 00:02:14.801 I'll be right back, 'kay? 44 00:02:14.801 --> 00:02:16.220 But the comet! 45 00:02:16.220 --> 00:02:17.137 30 Seconds. 46 00:02:17.137 --> 00:02:18.013 Start the countdown, 'kay? 47 00:02:19.097 --> 00:02:21.850 30, 29 48 00:02:21.850 --> 00:02:24.895 28, 27. 49 00:02:30.067 --> 00:02:31.068 Dad, it's here! 50 00:02:32.027 --> 00:02:33.111 Dad! 51 00:02:36.949 --> 00:02:37.824 Mom! Dad! 52 00:02:45.791 --> 00:02:46.917 Oh. 53 00:02:49.002 --> 00:02:49.795 Oh, come on. 54 00:02:54.550 --> 00:02:55.342 Calvin! 55 00:03:03.642 --> 00:03:05.018 Mom? 56 00:03:06.854 --> 00:03:07.646 Calvin! 57 00:03:24.079 --> 00:03:24.997 No! 58 00:03:24.997 --> 00:03:26.790 Mom! Dad! Come back! 59 00:03:36.925 --> 00:03:38.802 ♪ Huh ♪ 60 00:03:38.802 --> 00:03:40.971 ♪ Yeah, I don't care what it look like ♪ 61 00:03:40.971 --> 00:03:43.682 ♪ I'ma show you what it's gonna be, okay ♪ 62 00:03:43.682 --> 00:03:45.058 ♪ I'm heading for the good life ♪ 63 00:03:45.058 --> 00:03:47.769 ♪ So you know we're OT, okay ♪ 64 00:03:47.769 --> 00:03:48.937 ♪ Never been the Sug type ♪ 65 00:03:48.937 --> 00:03:50.981 ♪ Never too scared to go lean, okay ♪ 66 00:03:50.981 --> 00:03:52.858 ♪ I'ma going like a troll ♪ and they be sleeping on me ♪ 67 00:03:52.858 --> 00:03:54.276 ♪ Like it's melatonin ♪ 68 00:03:54.276 --> 00:03:55.986 ♪ They be dozin', they ♪ ain't really doin' that ♪ 69 00:03:55.986 --> 00:03:56.987 ♪ They be frozen in the ♪ moment, need to let it go ♪ 70 00:03:56.987 --> 00:03:58.447 ♪ Yeah I'm 'bout to go off ♪ 71 00:03:58.447 --> 00:04:01.074 ♪ And I don't start now ♪ 'cause I knew better ♪ 72 00:04:01.074 --> 00:04:01.909 ♪ Yo, she doubt me ♪ 73 00:04:01.909 --> 00:04:03.202 Itsy, you doubt me? 74 00:04:03.202 --> 00:04:04.161 Okay. 75 00:04:04.161 --> 00:04:07.706 ♪ Okay, okay, okay, okay ♪ 76 00:04:07.706 --> 00:04:08.540 Okay, I need a bathroom break. 77 00:04:08.540 --> 00:04:10.042 ♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪ 78 00:04:10.042 --> 00:04:10.834 ♪ Let's go ♪ 79 00:04:10.834 --> 00:04:11.627 I need to pee. 80 00:04:11.627 --> 00:04:12.419 Can we pull over, Dad? 81 00:04:12.419 --> 00:04:13.212 I need the bathroom. 82 00:04:13.212 --> 00:04:14.004 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 83 00:04:14.004 --> 00:04:15.047 I need to go pee! 84 00:04:15.047 --> 00:04:16.965 - Okay. - Okay. 85 00:04:16.965 --> 00:04:18.258 Bathroom break. 86 00:04:18.258 --> 00:04:19.510 Again? 87 00:04:19.510 --> 00:04:20.719 We just stopped like 30 minutes ago. 88 00:04:20.719 --> 00:04:22.221 Okay, well I need to go again. 89 00:04:22.221 --> 00:04:23.889 Maybe you have a UTI. 90 00:04:23.889 --> 00:04:25.182 You know, they make you urinate 91 00:04:25.182 --> 00:04:27.142 two to three times more than usual. 92 00:04:27.142 --> 00:04:29.019 Evan, I don't have a UTI. 93 00:04:29.019 --> 00:04:30.270 We're only about 20 minutes from our new house. 94 00:04:30.270 --> 00:04:31.063 Can you wait? 95 00:04:31.063 --> 00:04:32.689 No, I cannot wait. 96 00:04:32.689 --> 00:04:36.276 Definitely sounds like a urinary tract infection. 97 00:04:36.276 --> 00:04:37.027 Okay. 98 00:04:39.071 --> 00:04:42.074 Looks like there's a convenience store .2 miles up the road. 99 00:04:42.074 --> 00:04:43.283 Maybe we can all grab a snack while Itsy 100 00:04:43.283 --> 00:04:44.618 flushes out her system. 101 00:04:44.618 --> 00:04:46.703 How do you even know how to use this thing? 102 00:04:46.703 --> 00:04:48.497 And this map is probably outdated anyway. 103 00:04:48.497 --> 00:04:49.540 I see it! 104 00:04:49.540 --> 00:04:51.041 Good job, kiddo. 105 00:04:51.041 --> 00:04:53.001 It's called orienteering, sis. 106 00:04:53.001 --> 00:04:54.211 Might be worth looking into 107 00:04:54.211 --> 00:04:57.297 now that the big city's bye-bye. Forever. 108 00:04:57.297 --> 00:04:58.090 Shut up. 109 00:04:58.090 --> 00:04:58.882 Ever! 110 00:04:58.882 --> 00:04:59.925 Evan! 111 00:05:00.717 --> 00:05:01.552 ♪ Okay, okay, okay ♪ 112 00:05:01.552 --> 00:05:02.302 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 113 00:05:02.302 --> 00:05:03.637 ♪ Okay ♪ 114 00:05:03.637 --> 00:05:04.263 Would you please let me out? 115 00:05:04.263 --> 00:05:05.013 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 116 00:05:05.013 --> 00:05:05.973 Any other song. 117 00:05:05.973 --> 00:05:08.851 ♪ It's working, my time ♪ 118 00:05:08.851 --> 00:05:10.143 ♪ Let's go ♪ 119 00:05:10.143 --> 00:05:13.021 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 120 00:05:13.021 --> 00:05:14.106 Bus leaves in seven minutes. 121 00:05:14.106 --> 00:05:14.898 ♪ Okay ♪ 122 00:05:14.898 --> 00:05:15.691 Got it. 123 00:05:15.691 --> 00:05:16.817 ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 124 00:06:09.536 --> 00:06:12.873 Hey, did you get anything good? 125 00:06:12.873 --> 00:06:14.041 I doubt there's anything good to shoot 126 00:06:14.041 --> 00:06:15.751 in Puddle Falls anyways. 127 00:06:15.751 --> 00:06:18.003 It's Pebble Falls, and I see what you mean. 128 00:06:18.003 --> 00:06:20.756 These are the best that I managed. 129 00:06:24.968 --> 00:06:26.762 Too bad. 130 00:06:26.762 --> 00:06:28.347 All aboard. 131 00:06:28.347 --> 00:06:29.515 Let's go kids. 132 00:06:31.141 --> 00:06:32.476 Let's get to that house. 133 00:06:32.476 --> 00:06:35.354 Maybe we can check out those bathrooms, too. 134 00:06:44.196 --> 00:06:45.197 Oh my gosh. 135 00:06:45.197 --> 00:06:45.989 There we go. 136 00:06:45.989 --> 00:06:47.616 There it is! 137 00:06:47.616 --> 00:06:48.367 Looks even bigger than it did on Craigslist. 138 00:06:48.367 --> 00:06:49.952 You guys. 139 00:06:49.952 --> 00:06:54.039 Hey, Itsy, got your weed-pulling hands ready? 140 00:06:54.039 --> 00:06:56.959 Pull some cactus too, maybe. 141 00:06:56.959 --> 00:06:58.335 Look at that. 142 00:06:58.335 --> 00:06:59.253 There's a jackrabbit. 143 00:06:59.253 --> 00:07:00.045 Dibs! 144 00:07:00.045 --> 00:07:01.004 I dibsed it. 145 00:07:01.004 --> 00:07:02.464 It's mine. 146 00:07:02.464 --> 00:07:04.341 It's perfect! 147 00:07:04.341 --> 00:07:06.093 It's a real fixer-upper. 148 00:07:06.093 --> 00:07:07.636 Just like Chip and Joanna. 149 00:07:07.636 --> 00:07:09.137 Yep. 150 00:07:09.137 --> 00:07:11.181 Pretty great view from up here! 151 00:07:11.181 --> 00:07:12.099 Oh my gosh! 152 00:07:12.099 --> 00:07:13.892 Evan get down from there! 153 00:07:13.892 --> 00:07:15.811 How's the roof look, bud? 154 00:07:16.937 --> 00:07:18.564 Pretty great shape, I'd say! 155 00:07:18.564 --> 00:07:19.940 Oh, we're lucky. 156 00:07:19.940 --> 00:07:23.151 Everyone says a good roof is critical to a nice, easy flip. 157 00:07:24.403 --> 00:07:25.529 I'd like to give you a nice, easy flip. 158 00:07:26.321 --> 00:07:27.239 Honey! 159 00:07:27.239 --> 00:07:28.198 This roof feels solid. 160 00:07:30.409 --> 00:07:31.994 Evan? 161 00:07:31.994 --> 00:07:33.078 Where are you? 162 00:07:33.078 --> 00:07:34.454 I'm in my room. 163 00:07:34.454 --> 00:07:38.417 I think we're gonna have to replace the insulation. 164 00:07:38.417 --> 00:07:40.085 Hey, Its, why don't you take a picture of us 165 00:07:40.085 --> 00:07:41.837 in front of the house? 166 00:07:41.837 --> 00:07:43.797 Evan, it's picture time! 167 00:07:49.970 --> 00:07:51.513 Ah, there he is. 168 00:07:51.513 --> 00:07:53.473 Okay, ready? 169 00:07:53.473 --> 00:07:55.851 Everyone say, dream home. 170 00:07:55.851 --> 00:07:57.853 Dream home! 171 00:08:01.398 --> 00:08:02.691 Oh. 172 00:08:03.984 --> 00:08:07.196 I guess we'll have to adopt the countryside's 173 00:08:07.196 --> 00:08:08.697 open-door policy. 174 00:08:09.948 --> 00:08:13.035 Oh, I get it. 175 00:08:13.035 --> 00:08:14.494 Oh my gosh, Its, did you hear that? 176 00:08:18.498 --> 00:08:21.168 Somebody save me. 177 00:08:42.648 --> 00:08:44.024 Itsy! 178 00:08:45.442 --> 00:08:46.193 Coming. 179 00:08:49.112 --> 00:08:50.405 Hey, sweetheart, can you run over to the neighbors 180 00:08:50.405 --> 00:08:52.241 and ask to borrow a hammer? 181 00:08:52.241 --> 00:08:53.575 And maybe a screwdriver. 182 00:08:53.575 --> 00:08:55.786 And some duct tape, and a handful of screws. 183 00:08:55.786 --> 00:08:57.371 Heck, a spare door if they've got one. 184 00:08:58.956 --> 00:09:00.874 Why can't we just go to the hardware store? 185 00:09:00.874 --> 00:09:03.252 Uh, well, the hardware store's about two hours away 186 00:09:03.252 --> 00:09:06.296 and we still have to unpack, and do all that stuff. 187 00:09:06.296 --> 00:09:07.965 It'll be good for us to meet the neighbors. 188 00:09:07.965 --> 00:09:09.883 And by us, you mean me, right? 189 00:09:09.883 --> 00:09:11.009 Uh, no. 190 00:09:11.009 --> 00:09:13.470 I mean you and Lewis and Clark. 191 00:09:15.013 --> 00:09:16.890 Orienteering. 192 00:09:16.890 --> 00:09:17.808 Remember? 193 00:09:17.808 --> 00:09:19.017 Remember the maps and stuff? 194 00:09:19.017 --> 00:09:20.686 Yeah, I remember. 195 00:09:22.938 --> 00:09:24.982 Have fun. 196 00:09:24.982 --> 00:09:26.066 We've been walking for 10 minutes 197 00:09:26.066 --> 00:09:27.985 and I haven't seen a single neighbor. 198 00:09:27.985 --> 00:09:29.820 A single human neighbor. 199 00:09:29.820 --> 00:09:32.698 We've seen prairie dogs, gophers, 200 00:09:32.698 --> 00:09:34.116 sparrows, and grasshoppers- 201 00:09:34.116 --> 00:09:36.410 I'm gonna die out here! 202 00:09:36.410 --> 00:09:37.202 Hey, look. 203 00:09:37.202 --> 00:09:38.453 There's a neighbor. 204 00:09:40.622 --> 00:09:44.168 Looks like the road curves up and around. 205 00:09:44.168 --> 00:09:45.502 Oh, offroading. 206 00:09:45.502 --> 00:09:47.546 I'm right behind ya. 207 00:09:47.546 --> 00:09:50.924 Another common neighbor is the prairie rattlesnake, 208 00:09:50.924 --> 00:09:52.676 who will not hesitate to bite you- 209 00:09:52.676 --> 00:09:53.927 Shut up, Evan. 210 00:09:56.013 --> 00:09:57.848 Let's go to this house. 211 00:10:19.870 --> 00:10:20.621 Hello. 212 00:10:21.872 --> 00:10:22.915 I think there's someone back here. 213 00:10:24.917 --> 00:10:27.377 You know, on second thought, 214 00:10:27.377 --> 00:10:29.880 tomorrow might be a better day for an adventure. 215 00:10:29.880 --> 00:10:30.923 I thought you liked adventuring. 216 00:10:30.923 --> 00:10:32.299 Let's go. 217 00:10:32.299 --> 00:10:33.091 Come on, Itsy. 218 00:10:33.091 --> 00:10:33.884 I just wanna go home. 219 00:10:33.884 --> 00:10:35.469 Evan, it's fine. 220 00:10:36.887 --> 00:10:38.722 I've got a bad feeling about this place. 221 00:10:38.722 --> 00:10:40.098 Evan, I thought you wanted to come out here. 222 00:10:40.098 --> 00:10:40.891 I just don't want... 223 00:10:50.943 --> 00:10:51.985 I think there's someone in there. 224 00:10:51.985 --> 00:10:53.028 Oh, really? 225 00:10:53.028 --> 00:10:54.488 What gave that away? 226 00:10:54.488 --> 00:10:56.573 The mysterious noises, or the blood-curdling scream? 227 00:10:56.573 --> 00:10:58.659 Okay, Ev, can you just help me open the door? 228 00:10:58.659 --> 00:10:59.785 Hard pass. 229 00:10:59.785 --> 00:11:00.702 Evan! 230 00:11:07.042 --> 00:11:08.418 Okay, can we go now? 231 00:11:08.418 --> 00:11:09.211 No. 232 00:11:09.211 --> 00:11:11.046 What does that say? 233 00:11:11.046 --> 00:11:12.381 Unidentified flying object- 234 00:11:13.298 --> 00:11:13.966 Intruder alert! 235 00:11:15.133 --> 00:11:16.134 No, let go of me! 236 00:11:16.134 --> 00:11:17.719 Save yourself! 237 00:11:18.512 --> 00:11:19.972 Okay, let's go! 238 00:11:21.265 --> 00:11:23.809 It smelled of dust, talcum powder, and danger. 239 00:11:23.809 --> 00:11:25.853 But I had to know what was in that shed. 240 00:11:25.853 --> 00:11:26.854 You were terrified. 241 00:11:26.854 --> 00:11:28.188 Of course. 242 00:11:28.188 --> 00:11:30.274 But what is bravery but courage in the face of fear? 243 00:11:30.274 --> 00:11:32.776 So I pulled open that 40-pound hinged door- 244 00:11:32.776 --> 00:11:34.736 We pulled open. 245 00:11:34.736 --> 00:11:37.114 I pulled open that 40-pound hinged door 246 00:11:37.114 --> 00:11:39.741 and single-handedly battled that masked villain. 247 00:11:41.285 --> 00:11:43.829 And then I shouted, "Save yourself, Itsy. 248 00:11:43.829 --> 00:11:44.872 "I'll save you." 249 00:11:44.872 --> 00:11:45.664 Good job, kiddo. 250 00:11:45.664 --> 00:11:46.790 Then I grabbed him. 251 00:11:46.790 --> 00:11:48.917 I'm sure it was real scary. 252 00:11:48.917 --> 00:11:50.711 I'll check it out. 253 00:11:50.711 --> 00:11:52.171 I'm gonna die here, Mom. 254 00:11:52.171 --> 00:11:53.380 Die. 255 00:11:53.380 --> 00:11:55.007 I'll have your father go check it out, 256 00:11:55.007 --> 00:11:57.134 I'm sure the neighbors were just in the middle of something. 257 00:11:57.134 --> 00:11:58.468 That's not what I mean. 258 00:11:58.468 --> 00:11:59.928 I have to get back to the city. 259 00:11:59.928 --> 00:12:01.013 There's nothing here for me. 260 00:12:01.013 --> 00:12:03.140 Nothing but possibilities, you mean. 261 00:12:03.140 --> 00:12:04.725 You can do whatever you want here. 262 00:12:04.725 --> 00:12:06.018 You should take the extra room 263 00:12:06.018 --> 00:12:07.978 and turn it into a darkroom for your photographs. 264 00:12:07.978 --> 00:12:08.979 That'll be fun. 265 00:12:08.979 --> 00:12:09.980 I can't stay here. 266 00:12:09.980 --> 00:12:12.649 And the second I graduate, I'm gone. 267 00:12:12.649 --> 00:12:13.942 Uh huh. 268 00:12:13.942 --> 00:12:15.068 With what money? 269 00:12:16.486 --> 00:12:18.113 Scholarship money. 270 00:12:18.113 --> 00:12:19.281 Oh, I like the sound of that. 271 00:12:19.281 --> 00:12:20.908 Does that mean you're gonna study more? 272 00:12:20.908 --> 00:12:21.909 No! 273 00:12:23.118 --> 00:12:24.286 You're not going to die, Itsy. 274 00:12:24.286 --> 00:12:25.579 I am. 275 00:12:25.579 --> 00:12:27.664 Things are gonna get better soon. 276 00:12:27.664 --> 00:12:28.790 Soon is a relative term. 277 00:12:28.790 --> 00:12:30.459 I need you to be more specific. 278 00:12:30.459 --> 00:12:31.752 Hm, tomorrow. 279 00:12:32.961 --> 00:12:34.087 What's tomorrow? 280 00:12:34.087 --> 00:12:35.339 First day of school. 281 00:12:35.339 --> 00:12:37.799 I am not going to school tomorrow. 282 00:12:37.799 --> 00:12:40.844 Have fun at school, guys. 283 00:12:40.844 --> 00:12:42.095 Shall we? 284 00:12:42.095 --> 00:12:43.472 You're not in high school. 285 00:12:43.472 --> 00:12:45.224 Pebble Falls is K through 12, 286 00:12:45.224 --> 00:12:47.476 and that includes me, baby. 287 00:12:49.978 --> 00:12:51.271 Okay. 288 00:13:05.369 --> 00:13:09.998 Micah Merrill, please report to the front desk. 289 00:13:13.085 --> 00:13:15.295 Is something funny? 290 00:13:15.295 --> 00:13:16.964 Oh, not at all. 291 00:13:16.964 --> 00:13:21.927 We're just wondering if you're sure you wanted to sit there. 292 00:13:23.095 --> 00:13:25.472 You're welcome to come sit with us. 293 00:13:25.472 --> 00:13:27.599 By the looks of things, it's gonna take a little bit 294 00:13:27.599 --> 00:13:31.770 for you to make friends, but I'm happy to help out. 295 00:13:31.770 --> 00:13:32.521 For now. 296 00:13:35.148 --> 00:13:39.653 You know, you guys seem really cool, but I'm good here. 297 00:13:39.653 --> 00:13:40.988 Suit yourself. 298 00:13:40.988 --> 00:13:44.408 How was everybody's weekend? 299 00:13:44.408 --> 00:13:47.911 I said, how was everybody's weekend? 300 00:13:49.621 --> 00:13:50.581 Good. 301 00:13:50.581 --> 00:13:51.957 Who said that? 302 00:13:53.917 --> 00:13:56.420 Oh, you must be one of our new students. 303 00:13:56.420 --> 00:13:57.713 Would you like to stand up 304 00:13:57.713 --> 00:14:00.382 and tell us a little about yourself? 305 00:14:04.511 --> 00:14:08.182 Um, my name is Itsy Levan. 306 00:14:08.182 --> 00:14:08.932 I'm 17. 307 00:14:10.642 --> 00:14:11.977 My dream job 308 00:14:11.977 --> 00:14:13.187 is to work at the "New York Times" as a journalist. 309 00:14:13.187 --> 00:14:14.438 No, no, no, no, no. 310 00:14:14.438 --> 00:14:16.190 That's too "new kid at school." 311 00:14:16.190 --> 00:14:17.566 Just tell us your name 312 00:14:17.566 --> 00:14:20.360 and three things you think are cheujy, 313 00:14:20.360 --> 00:14:22.446 and what cheujy means. 314 00:14:22.446 --> 00:14:23.614 You mean cheugy? 315 00:14:26.158 --> 00:14:28.285 Mr. Kipler, if you can't use the doorknob 316 00:14:28.285 --> 00:14:31.163 like everyone else, you need to remove whatever apparatus 317 00:14:31.163 --> 00:14:33.582 is preventing you from doing so. 318 00:14:33.582 --> 00:14:35.709 It's not an apparatus, Mr. Sterman, 319 00:14:35.709 --> 00:14:37.628 it's my gravity equilibrium suit. 320 00:14:37.628 --> 00:14:38.921 I need to acclimate. 321 00:14:38.921 --> 00:14:40.923 Do they not have doorknobs in space? 322 00:14:41.965 --> 00:14:43.800 Calvin, get your butt in here! 323 00:14:43.800 --> 00:14:46.220 Okay, okay, hold on. 324 00:14:52.726 --> 00:14:54.311 Glad you could make it. 325 00:14:54.311 --> 00:14:56.939 I'm sure the commute from the stratosphere was terrible. 326 00:14:56.939 --> 00:14:58.232 You mean the exosphere? 327 00:14:58.232 --> 00:14:59.691 The stratosphere is the layer right above us. 328 00:14:59.691 --> 00:15:01.443 Nothing orbits in the stratosphere. 329 00:15:01.443 --> 00:15:02.694 What is that smell? 330 00:15:02.694 --> 00:15:04.780 Oh it's uh, coconut oil and squid ink. 331 00:15:04.780 --> 00:15:06.114 A natural lubricant 332 00:15:06.114 --> 00:15:07.699 for me to slip in and out of my spacesuits. 333 00:15:07.699 --> 00:15:09.243 Just take a seat, Mr. Kipler. 334 00:15:09.243 --> 00:15:09.993 Okay. 335 00:15:11.578 --> 00:15:13.497 Still happy with your seat choice? 336 00:15:14.414 --> 00:15:15.707 Oh, whoops, sorry. 337 00:15:15.707 --> 00:15:16.500 Eww! 338 00:15:16.500 --> 00:15:17.251 Oh, eww! 339 00:15:18.961 --> 00:15:20.879 So today is the 11th. 340 00:15:20.879 --> 00:15:22.381 So you know what that means? 341 00:15:22.381 --> 00:15:24.550 That's right, it's group activity day. 342 00:15:24.550 --> 00:15:27.094 Yeah, yeah, you expressive radical. 343 00:15:27.094 --> 00:15:28.428 Get it? 344 00:15:28.428 --> 00:15:31.056 Little mathematics joke for you guys. 345 00:15:32.808 --> 00:15:36.186 Anywho, since you all didn't like that last scenario- 346 00:15:36.186 --> 00:15:38.981 How did you find my command center? 347 00:15:38.981 --> 00:15:39.940 Hmm? 348 00:15:39.940 --> 00:15:42.734 That was you outside my shed, right? 349 00:15:42.734 --> 00:15:44.903 You hit my arm with a stick. 350 00:15:44.903 --> 00:15:46.530 Oh, yeah! 351 00:15:46.530 --> 00:15:47.823 Sorry, me and my brother 352 00:15:47.823 --> 00:15:49.950 were just looking for a screwdriver. 353 00:15:49.950 --> 00:15:50.826 And a door. 354 00:15:52.035 --> 00:15:53.412 So what was going on in there? 355 00:15:53.412 --> 00:15:55.414 Uh, it's top secret for anyone who isn't a friendly. 356 00:15:55.414 --> 00:15:57.875 Well, I come in peace. 357 00:15:57.875 --> 00:15:59.001 How do you know about that? 358 00:15:59.001 --> 00:15:59.918 About what? 359 00:15:59.918 --> 00:16:01.879 The galactic sign for peace. 360 00:16:01.879 --> 00:16:03.172 I mean, I'm glad that I can trust someone else 361 00:16:03.172 --> 00:16:06.383 on this planet, but where'd you learn about that? 362 00:16:06.383 --> 00:16:08.844 From "Star Trek?" 363 00:16:08.844 --> 00:16:11.096 What trek, and to what star? 364 00:16:11.096 --> 00:16:12.723 All right, everyone. 365 00:16:12.723 --> 00:16:14.766 You and the person sitting next to you have 15 minutes 366 00:16:14.766 --> 00:16:17.019 to figure out how long it takes a ship 367 00:16:17.019 --> 00:16:19.980 traveling at the speed of light to get to Jupiter. 368 00:16:19.980 --> 00:16:21.190 Go! 369 00:16:21.190 --> 00:16:25.068 Okay, so it says that the speed of light 370 00:16:25.068 --> 00:16:27.362 is one billion, eighty million kilometers an hour- 371 00:16:27.362 --> 00:16:28.280 Wrong. 372 00:16:28.280 --> 00:16:29.698 It is one billion, 373 00:16:29.698 --> 00:16:31.658 seventy nine million kilometers per hour, actually. 374 00:16:31.658 --> 00:16:32.576 But the teacher- 375 00:16:32.576 --> 00:16:34.077 Is a adequate math teacher, 376 00:16:34.077 --> 00:16:35.329 however, he is woefully ignorant 377 00:16:35.329 --> 00:16:37.372 when it comes to interstellar travel. 378 00:16:37.372 --> 00:16:39.208 Oh, what, and you're an expert? 379 00:16:39.208 --> 00:16:41.251 As a matter of fact, I am. 380 00:16:41.251 --> 00:16:44.087 Okay, well then you can figure this one out. 381 00:16:44.087 --> 00:16:45.631 All right. 382 00:16:45.631 --> 00:16:47.466 Well, first we have to adjust the size of the vessel. 383 00:16:47.466 --> 00:16:48.258 We do? 384 00:16:48.258 --> 00:16:49.551 Well, yeah. 385 00:16:49.551 --> 00:16:50.844 Any spacecraft traveling at the speed of light 386 00:16:50.844 --> 00:16:52.262 it has to be at least 1/3 the size 387 00:16:52.262 --> 00:16:55.015 of today's clunky, 120-meter rocketships. 388 00:16:55.015 --> 00:16:57.935 So like, what, 50 meters? 389 00:16:59.102 --> 00:16:59.853 40. 390 00:17:01.522 --> 00:17:03.398 You can calculate space travel but not fractions? 391 00:17:03.398 --> 00:17:05.567 Fractions will be obsolete within the next 100 years. 392 00:17:05.567 --> 00:17:07.986 So, what day will it be leaving? 393 00:17:07.986 --> 00:17:08.987 I don't know. 394 00:17:08.987 --> 00:17:10.072 Why does that matter? 395 00:17:10.072 --> 00:17:11.698 Because depending on the time of year, 396 00:17:11.698 --> 00:17:15.744 Jupiter will obviously be in a different orbital position. 397 00:17:16.453 --> 00:17:17.746 Yes? 398 00:17:17.746 --> 00:17:18.997 What day is the spacecraft leaving? 399 00:17:18.997 --> 00:17:19.915 Why does that matter? 400 00:17:21.667 --> 00:17:22.960 Okay, yeah. 401 00:17:22.960 --> 00:17:24.336 Because depending on the time of year, 402 00:17:24.336 --> 00:17:27.506 Jupiter will obviously be in a different orbital position. 403 00:17:27.506 --> 00:17:29.049 Huh, that's a great point. 404 00:17:29.049 --> 00:17:30.926 Let's say tomorrow. 405 00:17:30.926 --> 00:17:32.594 So if we were leaving tomorrow, 406 00:17:32.594 --> 00:17:35.681 it would be about 900 million kilometers away from Jupiter. 407 00:17:35.681 --> 00:17:36.974 But the board says 1,200. 408 00:17:36.974 --> 00:17:37.891 Wrong again. 409 00:17:37.891 --> 00:17:39.226 Our spacecraft will be traveling 410 00:17:39.226 --> 00:17:40.894 to Jupiter's future location, so the curved flight path 411 00:17:40.894 --> 00:17:42.604 will be 1.4 times longer. 412 00:17:42.604 --> 00:17:45.482 We would get there in about an hour and 15 minutes. 413 00:17:45.482 --> 00:17:47.192 How do you know all this? 414 00:17:47.192 --> 00:17:48.819 Just common sense, really. 415 00:17:48.819 --> 00:17:53.282 If it was common sense, I would know it, too. 416 00:17:53.282 --> 00:17:57.786 You know, maybe you should go on more "Star Treks." 417 00:18:01.874 --> 00:18:03.000 I'm Heather. 418 00:18:04.543 --> 00:18:05.878 I'm Itsy. 419 00:18:05.878 --> 00:18:07.171 I know. 420 00:18:07.171 --> 00:18:09.423 I feel really good about us being besties now. 421 00:18:09.423 --> 00:18:11.383 Especially 'cause I was the lead in this years' play, 422 00:18:11.383 --> 00:18:13.969 "My Fair Ladybug" and I'm also running for class president, 423 00:18:13.969 --> 00:18:16.305 which everyone says I've already got in the bag. 424 00:18:16.305 --> 00:18:19.099 So I'm just a really good person to know. 425 00:18:19.099 --> 00:18:20.684 Anyway, I'm also the head editor 426 00:18:20.684 --> 00:18:22.019 for our Young Journalists Club, 427 00:18:22.019 --> 00:18:24.062 and I wanted to invite you to enter 428 00:18:24.062 --> 00:18:26.899 into a writing competition for NYU with me. 429 00:18:26.899 --> 00:18:28.942 The winners get to go to their summer writing program. 430 00:18:28.942 --> 00:18:30.903 Oh my gosh, that's awesome. 431 00:18:30.903 --> 00:18:32.154 So where's this program? 432 00:18:32.154 --> 00:18:33.739 Right in New York City, baby. 433 00:18:33.739 --> 00:18:36.033 That's amazing; I'm in. 434 00:18:36.033 --> 00:18:37.409 So what's the subject about? 435 00:18:37.409 --> 00:18:39.453 The prompt is to write about the strangest thing 436 00:18:39.453 --> 00:18:40.954 in your hometown. 437 00:18:40.954 --> 00:18:42.206 Oh, well I just moved here, 438 00:18:42.206 --> 00:18:43.790 so I don't know much about Pebble Falls, 439 00:18:43.790 --> 00:18:44.875 but I'm sure I can figure it out. 440 00:18:44.875 --> 00:18:48.003 Oh, no, I've already figured that part out. 441 00:18:48.003 --> 00:18:51.715 The problem is because of a certain incident in 2nd grade 442 00:18:51.715 --> 00:18:55.219 involving a fairy tea party and a mock alien invasion, 443 00:18:55.219 --> 00:18:57.971 I'm unable to do the research on the perfect subject. 444 00:18:57.971 --> 00:19:00.098 But that's where you come in. 445 00:19:00.098 --> 00:19:01.308 I'm still confused. 446 00:19:01.308 --> 00:19:02.601 What's the subject? 447 00:19:02.601 --> 00:19:04.895 Not so much a what, but a who. 448 00:19:04.895 --> 00:19:05.979 Anyone here that cares about the future of the world? 449 00:19:05.979 --> 00:19:09.566 I'm raising money to go to outer space. 450 00:19:09.566 --> 00:19:11.818 So, I'm actually gonna be streaming it. 451 00:19:11.818 --> 00:19:13.403 Anybody that wants to see the stream? 452 00:19:14.947 --> 00:19:16.782 Hey, could you spare some money for my grandma's surgery? 453 00:19:16.782 --> 00:19:18.534 Just kidding, it's way cooler than that. 454 00:19:18.534 --> 00:19:19.993 It's for outer space. 455 00:19:19.993 --> 00:19:21.203 No? 456 00:19:21.203 --> 00:19:22.538 You want me to write about that guy? 457 00:19:22.538 --> 00:19:23.830 The requirements are to write about 458 00:19:23.830 --> 00:19:25.207 the strangest thing in your hometown. 459 00:19:25.207 --> 00:19:27.042 That is definitely Calvin Kipler. 460 00:19:27.042 --> 00:19:28.794 Obviously, he's not gonna open up to me, 461 00:19:28.794 --> 00:19:31.296 but if you and I work to write this thing, 462 00:19:31.296 --> 00:19:33.590 we'll be in New York City in no time. 463 00:19:33.590 --> 00:19:35.801 Hey guys, I need to acclimate this suit. 464 00:19:35.801 --> 00:19:36.844 I can't take it off. 465 00:19:37.636 --> 00:19:39.221 Ooh, my nunchucks. 466 00:19:39.221 --> 00:19:40.973 Unless, you want to stay in Pebble Falls forever. 467 00:19:40.973 --> 00:19:42.975 No, no, definitely not. 468 00:19:42.975 --> 00:19:45.143 So what do you think I should do to get started? 469 00:19:45.143 --> 00:19:47.020 You're a journalist, right? 470 00:19:47.020 --> 00:19:48.230 You'll figure it out. 471 00:19:48.230 --> 00:19:49.523 Bye. 472 00:19:49.523 --> 00:19:51.108 Let me hear you say, "Hey," 473 00:19:51.108 --> 00:19:51.984 if you wanna give me some money for outer space. 474 00:19:51.984 --> 00:19:53.026 Hey. 475 00:19:53.026 --> 00:19:53.777 Who said that? 476 00:19:58.240 --> 00:19:59.491 Whoops, sorry. 477 00:19:59.491 --> 00:20:00.325 Didn't realize anybody was sitting here. 478 00:20:00.325 --> 00:20:02.703 No, you can stay. 479 00:20:02.703 --> 00:20:04.913 But don't you wanna sit here? 480 00:20:04.913 --> 00:20:06.957 Yeah, with you. 481 00:20:06.957 --> 00:20:07.958 Sit. 482 00:20:11.086 --> 00:20:15.048 So, you live in Pebble Falls? 483 00:20:15.048 --> 00:20:16.133 Mm hm. 484 00:20:16.133 --> 00:20:18.051 I guess that was a dumb question. 485 00:20:18.051 --> 00:20:20.387 Um, how long have you lived here for? 486 00:20:20.387 --> 00:20:22.306 Uh, 207 months. 487 00:20:22.306 --> 00:20:24.933 Or 103 weeks and two days. 488 00:20:25.893 --> 00:20:27.895 I like the accuracy. 489 00:20:29.855 --> 00:20:32.107 Where did you come up with that? 490 00:20:32.107 --> 00:20:33.025 A sandwich? 491 00:20:33.025 --> 00:20:35.360 No, like, the Doritos on the sandwich? 492 00:20:36.653 --> 00:20:38.197 Oh, garnish. 493 00:20:38.197 --> 00:20:38.906 It's cool. 494 00:20:40.657 --> 00:20:41.950 What's the town like? 495 00:20:41.950 --> 00:20:45.746 It's an adequate place of residence. 496 00:20:49.041 --> 00:20:50.876 What are you doing? 497 00:20:52.711 --> 00:20:54.171 Okay, that's gross. 498 00:20:54.171 --> 00:20:54.963 No, it's not. 499 00:20:54.963 --> 00:20:55.923 Here, try one. 500 00:20:55.923 --> 00:20:58.008 No, maybe another time. 501 00:20:59.343 --> 00:21:01.803 So I actually wanted to talk to you about something. 502 00:21:01.803 --> 00:21:03.639 Something supernatural. 503 00:21:06.016 --> 00:21:06.767 Go on. 504 00:21:08.060 --> 00:21:12.439 So late last night I was walking in front of my house, 505 00:21:12.439 --> 00:21:14.900 and I was listening to some music on my headphones- 506 00:21:14.900 --> 00:21:16.527 What kind of headphones? 507 00:21:16.527 --> 00:21:18.278 I don't know, that's not important to the story- 508 00:21:18.278 --> 00:21:21.448 Everything is important to the story. 509 00:21:21.448 --> 00:21:22.824 Marshall cans. 510 00:21:23.700 --> 00:21:25.410 What song? 511 00:21:25.410 --> 00:21:26.286 Elton John. 512 00:21:26.286 --> 00:21:27.246 What song? 513 00:21:28.705 --> 00:21:29.831 "Tiny Dancer." 514 00:21:31.083 --> 00:21:33.293 So I was listening to "Tiny Dancer" 515 00:21:33.293 --> 00:21:34.920 on my Marshall headphones, 516 00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:37.464 when all of a sudden the music cuts out. 517 00:21:37.464 --> 00:21:39.800 And then I look up and the street lamps, 518 00:21:39.800 --> 00:21:41.760 they're flashing, going crazy. 519 00:21:41.760 --> 00:21:44.054 And then all the sudden they just stop. 520 00:21:44.054 --> 00:21:46.890 Yeah, and then everything goes quiet. 521 00:21:46.890 --> 00:21:49.685 The crickets and the birds, everything just stops. 522 00:21:49.685 --> 00:21:52.062 And then right above me this series of lights 523 00:21:52.062 --> 00:21:55.566 starts flashing, and it's like red and white, 524 00:21:55.566 --> 00:21:57.442 and then splashes of blue. 525 00:21:57.442 --> 00:22:00.445 Then as soon as it arrived, it just disappeared. 526 00:22:00.445 --> 00:22:01.280 It just went whoosh. 527 00:22:01.280 --> 00:22:01.989 It was gone. 528 00:22:01.989 --> 00:22:03.532 Then what? 529 00:22:03.532 --> 00:22:07.077 Then everything went back to normal. 530 00:22:07.077 --> 00:22:08.954 So what's your take on it? 531 00:22:08.954 --> 00:22:10.414 I know what that is. 532 00:22:10.414 --> 00:22:13.083 Sounds like what you encountered is a Super Galaxy. 533 00:22:13.083 --> 00:22:14.168 A Super Galaxy? 534 00:22:14.168 --> 00:22:16.753 Is that some sort of alien technology? 535 00:22:16.753 --> 00:22:18.589 A celestial disturbance? 536 00:22:18.589 --> 00:22:20.340 An intersection between our world 537 00:22:20.340 --> 00:22:22.843 and another parallel universe? 538 00:22:22.843 --> 00:22:24.011 Nope. 539 00:22:24.011 --> 00:22:25.137 A Lockheed C-5 Super Galaxy 540 00:22:25.137 --> 00:22:27.681 is a large military transport aircraft. 541 00:22:27.681 --> 00:22:28.724 Wait, what? 542 00:22:29.725 --> 00:22:30.684 That's rude. 543 00:22:32.352 --> 00:22:34.479 But the crickets went silent. 544 00:22:34.479 --> 00:22:36.148 Crickets go silent when anything gets too close. 545 00:22:36.148 --> 00:22:37.608 I know, this was different 546 00:22:37.608 --> 00:22:39.610 because the lights were flickering. 547 00:22:39.610 --> 00:22:41.361 Super Galaxies are equipped with a frequency jammer 548 00:22:41.361 --> 00:22:43.197 that's similar to what the old sodium-vapor streetlights 549 00:22:43.197 --> 00:22:44.198 work off of. 550 00:22:44.198 --> 00:22:45.782 They need to be replaced. 551 00:22:45.782 --> 00:22:47.576 I've gone to the city council about this several times, 552 00:22:47.576 --> 00:22:50.162 and they're always like, "Ooh, those work just fine," 553 00:22:50.162 --> 00:22:51.872 and "Oh, we don't have the budget," 554 00:22:51.872 --> 00:22:54.541 or "Uh, don't stand on the podium," blah, blah, blah. 555 00:22:54.541 --> 00:22:59.421 Okay, but then how do you explain the sequence of notes? 556 00:22:59.421 --> 00:23:00.547 Sequence of notes? 557 00:23:00.547 --> 00:23:01.548 Did I not tell you? 558 00:23:01.548 --> 00:23:02.883 When the lights were flashing, 559 00:23:02.883 --> 00:23:04.968 there was a sequence of notes that was playing. 560 00:23:04.968 --> 00:23:05.969 Twice. 561 00:23:07.095 --> 00:23:10.098 Can you remember these notes? 562 00:23:10.098 --> 00:23:11.350 Yeah, probably. 563 00:23:15.103 --> 00:23:16.647 Very well. 564 00:23:16.647 --> 00:23:18.065 I have a piano in my workshop. 565 00:23:18.065 --> 00:23:20.526 Meet me in the parking lot 10 minutes after the bell. 566 00:23:20.526 --> 00:23:21.276 Okay. 567 00:23:23.362 --> 00:23:25.030 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 568 00:23:35.123 --> 00:23:36.250 You ready? 569 00:23:36.250 --> 00:23:37.376 Evan, what are you doing here? 570 00:23:37.376 --> 00:23:38.961 What do you mean? 571 00:23:38.961 --> 00:23:40.128 This is where Mom and Dad told us to meet them. 572 00:23:40.128 --> 00:23:41.129 Okay, well, I'm not going home. 573 00:23:41.129 --> 00:23:42.172 I have stuff to do. 574 00:23:42.172 --> 00:23:43.340 What kind of stuff? 575 00:23:43.340 --> 00:23:44.591 Secret stuff. 576 00:23:44.591 --> 00:23:45.926 What kind of secret stuff? 577 00:23:52.641 --> 00:23:53.392 Wow. 578 00:23:56.061 --> 00:23:59.773 Crap; Evan, just don't say anything embarrassing. 579 00:24:01.692 --> 00:24:02.818 All right, you ready to go? 580 00:24:02.818 --> 00:24:03.610 Holy moly! 581 00:24:03.610 --> 00:24:05.988 This is incredible! 582 00:24:05.988 --> 00:24:07.030 Wait, sorry. 583 00:24:07.030 --> 00:24:07.823 Who is this? 584 00:24:07.823 --> 00:24:08.866 Evan Lean. 585 00:24:10.117 --> 00:24:12.035 So your name is spelled Evan, and then an L, 586 00:24:12.035 --> 00:24:13.537 and another Evan? 587 00:24:14.413 --> 00:24:15.998 I think you're my hero. 588 00:24:18.166 --> 00:24:18.959 Hey, kids. 589 00:24:18.959 --> 00:24:20.627 Hey, hop in. 590 00:24:20.627 --> 00:24:21.879 Some guy's listing a bunch of half-used cream paint buckets 591 00:24:21.879 --> 00:24:22.671 for a dollar each. 592 00:24:22.671 --> 00:24:23.964 We gotta go. 593 00:24:23.964 --> 00:24:25.174 Oh, are we not going to my house? 594 00:24:25.174 --> 00:24:26.300 Well, hello there. 595 00:24:26.300 --> 00:24:27.885 Who might you be? 596 00:24:27.885 --> 00:24:29.261 Well, that's a complicated question. 597 00:24:29.261 --> 00:24:31.096 But for now, suffice it to say that I'm an astrologist, 598 00:24:31.096 --> 00:24:32.389 junior SETI researcher, pog champion, 599 00:24:32.389 --> 00:24:33.891 Smithsonian star cataloger, omnivore, 600 00:24:33.891 --> 00:24:35.684 and proud member of the human race. 601 00:24:35.684 --> 00:24:36.935 You can call me Calvin Kipler. 602 00:24:36.935 --> 00:24:38.896 Teach me everything. 603 00:24:38.896 --> 00:24:40.898 Me and Calvin are just working on a research project 604 00:24:40.898 --> 00:24:42.232 at his house, so that's all. 605 00:24:42.232 --> 00:24:43.025 End of story. 606 00:24:43.025 --> 00:24:44.067 Sounds fun. 607 00:24:44.067 --> 00:24:44.860 What's the project? 608 00:24:44.860 --> 00:24:45.861 So it's a, um- 609 00:24:45.861 --> 00:24:47.279 It's top secret. 610 00:24:47.279 --> 00:24:48.864 Right, right. 611 00:24:48.864 --> 00:24:52.034 Yeah, so we'll be at his house working on the project. 612 00:24:52.034 --> 00:24:52.868 For school. 613 00:24:52.868 --> 00:24:54.119 Well, all right. 614 00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:55.787 That sounds like a plan. 615 00:24:55.787 --> 00:24:57.122 All right, well, it was very nice to meet you all. 616 00:24:57.122 --> 00:24:58.957 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. 617 00:24:58.957 --> 00:24:59.750 Yes. 618 00:24:59.750 --> 00:25:00.667 Live long and prosper. 619 00:25:00.667 --> 00:25:02.920 Don't, don't, don't do that. 620 00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:04.546 It's "Star Trek." 621 00:25:04.546 --> 00:25:05.297 Bye. 622 00:25:22.231 --> 00:25:24.024 So what do your parents do? 623 00:25:24.024 --> 00:25:27.361 Oh, um, I actually live with my grandma. 624 00:25:28.654 --> 00:25:30.364 Oh, no, no, no, I don't think she's home. 625 00:25:30.364 --> 00:25:33.867 She, uh, she's a volunteer brain surgeon. 626 00:25:34.701 --> 00:25:35.619 Cool grandma. 627 00:25:35.619 --> 00:25:37.579 Yeah, so it's this way. 628 00:25:42.918 --> 00:25:43.919 Shall we? 629 00:25:45.379 --> 00:25:47.464 Right, the notes, yeah. 630 00:25:49.174 --> 00:25:49.925 Totally. 631 00:25:57.182 --> 00:25:58.433 What's wrong? 632 00:25:58.433 --> 00:26:01.937 Nothing, I'm just trying to remember them. 633 00:26:03.730 --> 00:26:04.565 Okay, uh... 634 00:26:15.909 --> 00:26:16.827 Interesting. 635 00:26:20.163 --> 00:26:22.541 This does feel otherworldly. 636 00:26:29.006 --> 00:26:30.924 Did you take that photo? 637 00:26:30.924 --> 00:26:35.762 Oh, yeah, that's from the night my parents disappeared. 638 00:26:35.762 --> 00:26:36.513 What? 639 00:26:38.515 --> 00:26:39.683 What happened? 640 00:26:40.642 --> 00:26:43.228 It's a long story. 641 00:26:43.228 --> 00:26:47.274 You don't have to tell me if you don't want to. 642 00:26:48.442 --> 00:26:49.359 I don't know. 643 00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:50.819 I just feel like if I do, 644 00:26:50.819 --> 00:26:53.322 you won't want to hang out with me anymore. 645 00:26:53.322 --> 00:26:54.907 That's not true. 646 00:26:56.617 --> 00:26:57.784 I'm listening. 647 00:27:00.704 --> 00:27:05.667 Okay, well, October 21st, 2012 at 9:44 p.m., 648 00:27:08.045 --> 00:27:09.463 Jesper's Comet made its 10-year journey 649 00:27:09.463 --> 00:27:11.131 back into Earth's orbit. 650 00:27:11.131 --> 00:27:13.467 So my dad and I set up our homemade 651 00:27:13.467 --> 00:27:15.636 camera telescope to photograph it 652 00:27:15.636 --> 00:27:18.889 and my parents were never able to see it. 653 00:27:19.932 --> 00:27:20.933 Where did they go? 654 00:27:20.933 --> 00:27:23.268 They didn't go anywhere. 655 00:27:23.268 --> 00:27:24.978 They were taken. 656 00:27:24.978 --> 00:27:26.271 Taken? 657 00:27:26.271 --> 00:27:27.814 Taken by who? 658 00:27:36.615 --> 00:27:37.533 Aliens? 659 00:27:37.533 --> 00:27:38.784 UFO spottings happen all along 660 00:27:38.784 --> 00:27:39.910 Jesper's Comet's flight path. 661 00:27:39.910 --> 00:27:41.954 See, it's all here. 662 00:27:41.954 --> 00:27:43.997 And it's coming back, Jesper's Comet. 663 00:27:43.997 --> 00:27:46.041 It'll make its 10-year appearance again in 41 days. 664 00:27:46.041 --> 00:27:50.879 And if I'm right, which I am, they're coming back, too. 665 00:27:50.879 --> 00:27:53.632 My parents are coming back for me. 666 00:27:55.008 --> 00:27:56.301 Calvin, this is- 667 00:27:56.301 --> 00:27:57.594 Please, don't say crazy, because it is all- 668 00:27:57.594 --> 00:27:59.429 Incredible! 669 00:27:59.429 --> 00:28:01.723 Calvin, this is incredible. 670 00:28:06.395 --> 00:28:07.145 Really? 671 00:28:08.897 --> 00:28:09.648 Yeah. 672 00:28:11.775 --> 00:28:14.111 Can you tell me more about it? 673 00:28:17.656 --> 00:28:18.740 Yeah, yeah. 674 00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:24.162 And then he's telling me he's tracking this comet 675 00:28:24.162 --> 00:28:26.331 because he thinks that the aliens that abducted his parents 676 00:28:26.331 --> 00:28:28.876 are following it, and I'm like, "Why?" and he's like, 677 00:28:28.876 --> 00:28:31.086 "Because so when it comes back, I'm gonna go with them." 678 00:28:33.714 --> 00:28:35.799 Wow, this is fantastic. 679 00:28:37.426 --> 00:28:38.677 Really? 680 00:28:38.677 --> 00:28:40.679 Yeah, I mean, it's no Nobel Prize, 681 00:28:40.679 --> 00:28:43.015 but I can see the title now: 682 00:28:43.015 --> 00:28:45.309 "Delusional Pebble Falls High Schooler Thinks Parents 683 00:28:45.309 --> 00:28:49.021 "Were Abducted by Aliens and He's Finna Get Abducted Too." 684 00:28:49.021 --> 00:28:50.939 Well, I don't think he's delusional. 685 00:28:50.939 --> 00:28:52.566 I think he's more, kind of like a sad, 686 00:28:52.566 --> 00:28:54.860 like, pathetic little puppy, you know? 687 00:28:54.860 --> 00:28:55.986 Right, sad and pathetic. 688 00:28:55.986 --> 00:28:56.904 I love that. 689 00:28:56.904 --> 00:28:57.946 No, I didn't say that. 690 00:28:57.946 --> 00:29:00.032 I just mean he's like, I don't know, he's- 691 00:29:00.032 --> 00:29:01.074 Crazy? 692 00:29:01.074 --> 00:29:03.035 No, I mean, yeah but, 693 00:29:03.952 --> 00:29:06.705 that one sounds a little bit insensitive. 694 00:29:06.705 --> 00:29:08.123 You may be right. 695 00:29:09.750 --> 00:29:11.251 There's an emotional heart to this story 696 00:29:11.251 --> 00:29:12.878 that I think we're overlooking 697 00:29:12.878 --> 00:29:14.671 because we're getting too wrapped up in the whole 698 00:29:14.671 --> 00:29:17.049 spectacle of the alien abduction, you know? 699 00:29:17.049 --> 00:29:19.718 This is a story of a boy looking for his parents. 700 00:29:19.718 --> 00:29:21.803 And they just so happen to be abducted by aliens. 701 00:29:21.803 --> 00:29:23.096 That's the hook. 702 00:29:23.096 --> 00:29:24.264 But the heart of the story is the fact 703 00:29:24.264 --> 00:29:25.849 that he's trying to find them. 704 00:29:25.849 --> 00:29:27.935 Like if he finds them, he's completed, 705 00:29:27.935 --> 00:29:29.269 he's great, he's amazing. 706 00:29:29.269 --> 00:29:33.315 If not, well, like who even is he, you know? 707 00:29:33.315 --> 00:29:34.107 Itsy? 708 00:29:34.107 --> 00:29:36.235 Hello? 709 00:29:36.235 --> 00:29:36.985 Yeah. 710 00:29:38.862 --> 00:29:39.613 Okay. 711 00:29:40.781 --> 00:29:42.157 So you keep on hanging out with Calvin 712 00:29:42.157 --> 00:29:45.035 and I want as much information as possible, okay? 713 00:29:45.035 --> 00:29:48.038 I'm talking photos, documentation, everything. 714 00:29:48.038 --> 00:29:50.249 And then I'll write it into a readable format, 715 00:29:50.249 --> 00:29:53.001 and we will be in NYC in no time. 716 00:29:53.001 --> 00:29:54.795 Well, can I see what you've written so far? 717 00:29:57.381 --> 00:30:00.092 This is a team effort, remember? 718 00:30:00.092 --> 00:30:01.844 So I'll handle all the writing, 719 00:30:01.844 --> 00:30:04.221 and you focus on our weird little friend, okay? 720 00:30:04.221 --> 00:30:05.055 Sound good? 721 00:30:05.055 --> 00:30:06.890 Sounds good. 722 00:30:06.890 --> 00:30:07.891 Good. 723 00:30:09.142 --> 00:30:13.522 Um, well I have to get to horseback riding lessons, so... 724 00:30:13.522 --> 00:30:14.314 That's cool. 725 00:30:14.314 --> 00:30:16.024 Yeah, okay. 726 00:30:16.024 --> 00:30:16.942 Oh, I leave; okay. 727 00:30:16.942 --> 00:30:18.861 Yeah, that's great. 728 00:30:24.908 --> 00:30:27.077 You're cleared to enter. 729 00:30:28.120 --> 00:30:29.580 Hey, cutie bug. 730 00:30:30.789 --> 00:30:32.207 What's all this for? 731 00:30:32.207 --> 00:30:33.876 These are photos for a article that me and Calvin 732 00:30:33.876 --> 00:30:35.961 are working on for a summer program 733 00:30:35.961 --> 00:30:38.589 at NYU's School of Journalism. 734 00:30:38.589 --> 00:30:40.048 Wow, what's the article on? 735 00:30:40.048 --> 00:30:42.301 We're leaning towards aliens. 736 00:30:42.301 --> 00:30:44.761 You mean like, SETI, right? 737 00:30:44.761 --> 00:30:45.846 What's SETI? 738 00:30:45.846 --> 00:30:48.015 Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. 739 00:30:48.015 --> 00:30:49.850 Well, that sounds amazing- 740 00:30:49.850 --> 00:30:51.852 Don't drink that. 741 00:30:51.852 --> 00:30:53.228 Actually, go ahead. 742 00:30:53.228 --> 00:30:55.647 By the way, your mom and I are gonna be 743 00:30:55.647 --> 00:30:59.193 flying into the city to tie up some loose ends- 744 00:30:59.193 --> 00:31:00.861 Whoo. 745 00:31:00.861 --> 00:31:02.988 So we'd like for you to take care of each other 746 00:31:02.988 --> 00:31:04.281 for the next few days. 747 00:31:04.281 --> 00:31:05.782 You know, take Evan to school and whatnot. 748 00:31:05.782 --> 00:31:07.159 Can I go? 749 00:31:07.159 --> 00:31:08.952 Please, you guys know that I've been dying to go back! 750 00:31:08.952 --> 00:31:10.037 You guys have school- 751 00:31:10.037 --> 00:31:11.246 Yeah. 752 00:31:11.246 --> 00:31:14.374 And it's more of a romantic weekend getaway, so, 753 00:31:14.374 --> 00:31:16.001 no kids allowed. 754 00:31:18.337 --> 00:31:19.963 So dinner's in 15. 755 00:31:19.963 --> 00:31:21.131 Don't worry, sis. 756 00:31:21.131 --> 00:31:22.883 I'll stay out of your way. 757 00:31:22.883 --> 00:31:24.301 Probably. 758 00:31:26.178 --> 00:31:29.056 Can you at least close the door? 759 00:31:29.056 --> 00:31:29.806 Evan! 760 00:31:31.433 --> 00:31:32.684 So when's the next time Jesper's Comet 761 00:31:32.684 --> 00:31:34.019 is supposed to come back? 762 00:31:34.019 --> 00:31:36.480 Approximately 38 days, seven hours, and 32 minutes. 763 00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:38.065 And then what happens when it comes back? 764 00:31:38.065 --> 00:31:40.192 Well, I will be there to greet them, duh. 765 00:31:40.192 --> 00:31:42.861 But have you ever seen the aliens before? 766 00:31:42.861 --> 00:31:45.364 Well, I have seen evidence of them. 767 00:31:45.364 --> 00:31:46.990 But not them-them. 768 00:31:46.990 --> 00:31:48.033 More or less. 769 00:31:48.033 --> 00:31:49.034 Philips head? 770 00:31:50.452 --> 00:31:51.662 More-more, or more-less? 771 00:31:51.662 --> 00:31:52.996 Um, more-more. 772 00:31:53.997 --> 00:31:55.499 How do you even know that this is safe, 773 00:31:55.499 --> 00:31:57.918 trying to contact aliens and such? 774 00:31:57.918 --> 00:31:59.002 It totally is. 775 00:32:01.046 --> 00:32:01.922 Probably. 776 00:32:09.179 --> 00:32:10.764 We'll see. 777 00:32:10.764 --> 00:32:11.598 Not safe. 778 00:32:13.392 --> 00:32:14.893 Now it's safe. 779 00:32:14.893 --> 00:32:16.520 Wow do you even know they're still out there? 780 00:32:16.520 --> 00:32:18.897 Well, when was the last time you saw your grandparents? 781 00:32:18.897 --> 00:32:20.065 I don't know. 782 00:32:20.065 --> 00:32:20.732 It's been a couple years. 783 00:32:20.732 --> 00:32:22.067 Why? 784 00:32:22.067 --> 00:32:23.110 Well, how do you know they're still out there? 785 00:32:23.110 --> 00:32:24.027 Okay, that's not even the same thing, 786 00:32:24.027 --> 00:32:25.320 and I can call my grandparents 787 00:32:25.320 --> 00:32:26.572 to make sure that they're still there. 788 00:32:26.572 --> 00:32:27.948 Yeah, so can I. 789 00:32:27.948 --> 00:32:29.658 You can call aliens? 790 00:32:29.658 --> 00:32:30.450 When? Where? 791 00:32:30.450 --> 00:32:31.243 With what? With who? 792 00:32:31.243 --> 00:32:32.035 Why? How? 793 00:32:32.035 --> 00:32:33.161 How often? How come? 794 00:32:33.161 --> 00:32:34.454 What took you so long? 795 00:32:34.454 --> 00:32:35.873 My legs haven't fully developed yet. 796 00:32:35.873 --> 00:32:38.000 Also, I'm not a very good bike rider. 797 00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:40.252 So you were saying you can contact aliens by- 798 00:32:40.252 --> 00:32:42.129 Wait, does this PB&J have mustard on it? 799 00:32:42.129 --> 00:32:42.921 No. 800 00:32:42.921 --> 00:32:43.922 Dang it. 801 00:32:45.632 --> 00:32:47.301 Thank you. 802 00:32:49.094 --> 00:32:50.679 What's going on? 803 00:32:50.679 --> 00:32:52.181 Intercepting a signal. 804 00:32:52.181 --> 00:32:53.849 Holy cow, this is happening! 805 00:32:53.849 --> 00:32:54.892 How do you know when it's gonna- 806 00:32:54.892 --> 00:32:55.684 Shhh. 807 00:33:03.150 --> 00:33:05.944 Subway drive through, what can I get for you? 808 00:33:05.944 --> 00:33:08.822 Hey, so we just ordered some sandwiches 809 00:33:08.822 --> 00:33:10.824 but the PB&Js didn't come with mustard on them. 810 00:33:10.824 --> 00:33:12.201 Hi, Calvin. 811 00:33:12.201 --> 00:33:13.994 If you wanna swing by, we'll make another sandwich for you. 812 00:33:13.994 --> 00:33:15.037 Awesome. 813 00:33:15.037 --> 00:33:15.829 Thank you, Heidi. 814 00:33:15.829 --> 00:33:17.372 I will see you soon. 815 00:33:18.498 --> 00:33:19.291 Yeah. 816 00:33:19.291 --> 00:33:20.209 Where's the bathroom? 817 00:33:20.209 --> 00:33:21.335 Uh, second bush on your right. 818 00:33:21.335 --> 00:33:22.085 Okay. 819 00:33:22.961 --> 00:33:24.880 And you, follow me. 820 00:33:26.757 --> 00:33:28.008 You could have called them. 821 00:33:28.008 --> 00:33:30.802 Okay, but that was so much cooler. 822 00:33:33.222 --> 00:33:34.515 So what's that? 823 00:33:34.515 --> 00:33:37.476 It measures Earth's electromagnetic fields. 824 00:33:37.476 --> 00:33:39.353 And then what's that button? 825 00:33:39.353 --> 00:33:44.191 Broadcasts a warning to all networks in a 50-mile radius. 826 00:33:47.486 --> 00:33:48.403 What's that? 827 00:33:48.403 --> 00:33:49.613 That is an alarm signifying 828 00:33:49.613 --> 00:33:50.906 that something has entered our atmosphere, 829 00:33:50.906 --> 00:33:51.865 and we've got less than 30 seconds 830 00:33:51.865 --> 00:33:52.783 to launch a counterattack. 831 00:33:52.783 --> 00:33:53.534 Are you serious right now? 832 00:33:53.534 --> 00:33:54.451 Are we about to die? 833 00:33:54.451 --> 00:33:55.035 Why aren't you taking notes? 834 00:33:55.035 --> 00:33:55.994 I don't know. 835 00:33:55.994 --> 00:33:56.954 What am I supposed to write? 836 00:33:56.954 --> 00:33:58.455 November 11th at 4:13 p.m. 837 00:33:58.455 --> 00:34:00.082 Calvin proves he is the smartest, coolest person 838 00:34:00.082 --> 00:34:01.250 that Itsy knows. 839 00:34:04.086 --> 00:34:05.838 I'm gonna kill you. 840 00:34:05.838 --> 00:34:06.922 That was evil. 841 00:34:06.922 --> 00:34:08.590 "OMG, are we gonna, like, die right now?" 842 00:34:08.590 --> 00:34:09.466 That's not what I said. 843 00:34:09.466 --> 00:34:10.342 Hey, what's the- 844 00:34:10.342 --> 00:34:12.010 You're not funny. 845 00:34:12.010 --> 00:34:13.512 Hey Calvin, I didn't know which one was the pee bush, 846 00:34:13.512 --> 00:34:16.473 so I peed a little on all of them... 847 00:34:17.975 --> 00:34:19.852 What's going on here? 848 00:34:19.852 --> 00:34:22.020 - Nothing. - Nothing, what? 849 00:34:22.020 --> 00:34:22.980 Nothing. 850 00:34:22.980 --> 00:34:24.314 - What? - Nothing. 851 00:34:26.817 --> 00:34:28.777 So, who wants to talk to some aliens? 852 00:34:28.777 --> 00:34:30.028 Yes. When? 853 00:34:30.028 --> 00:34:30.988 Right now. 854 00:34:34.241 --> 00:34:35.617 Anything? 855 00:34:35.617 --> 00:34:36.952 Nope. 856 00:34:36.952 --> 00:34:37.911 Don't probe me! 857 00:34:37.911 --> 00:34:38.829 I'm sensitive! 858 00:34:41.498 --> 00:34:42.833 Hello? 859 00:34:43.876 --> 00:34:44.960 Hello, is anybody there? 860 00:34:45.878 --> 00:34:47.004 This is Calvin Kipler speaking. 861 00:34:47.004 --> 00:34:47.754 Hello. 862 00:34:49.756 --> 00:34:51.008 Dang it. 863 00:34:51.008 --> 00:34:51.925 What? 864 00:34:51.925 --> 00:34:53.719 We just missed it. 865 00:34:57.472 --> 00:34:58.265 Going to the bathroom. 866 00:34:58.265 --> 00:34:59.057 I'll be right back. 867 00:34:59.057 --> 00:34:59.850 Oh, no, no, no. 868 00:34:59.850 --> 00:35:01.226 You can't go in there. 869 00:35:01.226 --> 00:35:02.394 Calvin, I'm not gonna pee in a bush. 870 00:35:02.394 --> 00:35:03.312 Just let me go inside. 871 00:35:03.312 --> 00:35:05.606 But, my grandma's sleeping. 872 00:35:05.606 --> 00:35:06.356 Naked. 873 00:35:07.441 --> 00:35:08.859 And she sleepwalks. 874 00:35:11.904 --> 00:35:16.700 Your grandma doesn't actually live with you, does she? 875 00:35:18.619 --> 00:35:19.369 No. 876 00:35:21.038 --> 00:35:22.831 Then where is she? 877 00:35:22.831 --> 00:35:24.333 Well, that depends on if you believe in an afterlife 878 00:35:24.333 --> 00:35:26.210 and that sort of thing. 879 00:35:28.504 --> 00:35:29.254 Shoot. 880 00:35:30.964 --> 00:35:33.008 Calvin, I'm really sorry. 881 00:35:34.426 --> 00:35:36.011 When did she pass? 882 00:35:36.970 --> 00:35:38.972 Couple years back. 883 00:35:38.972 --> 00:35:41.600 But she knew if we didn't keep it a secret, 884 00:35:41.600 --> 00:35:43.477 that once she died they'd put me in a foster home 885 00:35:43.477 --> 00:35:46.730 and then I couldn't keep looking for my parents. 886 00:35:46.730 --> 00:35:49.900 So, she taught me how to pay the bills 887 00:35:51.318 --> 00:35:52.528 and take care of myself, 888 00:35:52.528 --> 00:35:56.031 and I have been doing that ever since. 889 00:35:56.031 --> 00:35:57.491 You've been on your own all these years? 890 00:35:57.491 --> 00:35:59.451 Yeah well, there's nothin' new about that. 891 00:35:59.451 --> 00:36:02.037 So um, the bathroom is in on the, 892 00:36:05.624 --> 00:36:06.792 on your right. 893 00:36:13.465 --> 00:36:15.342 Um, yeah, the bathroom. 894 00:36:17.094 --> 00:36:18.595 Yes. 895 00:36:18.595 --> 00:36:19.346 Wait! 896 00:36:20.389 --> 00:36:22.558 Look, make a wish. 897 00:36:22.558 --> 00:36:25.811 I didn't think you'd do that, too. 898 00:36:25.811 --> 00:36:28.230 I thought you'd just say there's no point in wishing on it. 899 00:36:28.230 --> 00:36:29.815 Yeah, well, shooting stars are basically 900 00:36:29.815 --> 00:36:32.442 just metallic particles with gases like hydrogen and helium, 901 00:36:32.442 --> 00:36:36.530 but I've spent so much time looking at the sky 902 00:36:36.530 --> 00:36:39.950 I figure if one in a million grant my wish, 903 00:36:39.950 --> 00:36:42.077 I'm already halfway there. 904 00:36:42.077 --> 00:36:46.248 You know, my dad said the light from each one of those stars 905 00:36:46.248 --> 00:36:47.958 took millions and- 906 00:36:47.958 --> 00:36:50.502 Millions of years to get to us. 907 00:36:50.502 --> 00:36:53.797 I mean, just think of what it was like here 908 00:36:53.797 --> 00:36:56.675 when that light was first sent out. 909 00:36:58.010 --> 00:36:59.887 You mean, like dinosaurs? 910 00:36:59.887 --> 00:37:03.974 Oh much, much before dinosaurs, kiddo. 911 00:37:03.974 --> 00:37:08.103 Most likely just noxious gas and raw elements. 912 00:37:08.103 --> 00:37:10.772 But it's possible that some of that starlight was sent out 913 00:37:10.772 --> 00:37:14.610 when the earth was just bits of stardust, too. 914 00:37:14.610 --> 00:37:17.404 Back when the universe was brand new, and cold, 915 00:37:17.404 --> 00:37:20.824 and just starting to form itself. 916 00:37:20.824 --> 00:37:22.367 How awesome is that? 917 00:37:24.912 --> 00:37:29.875 And who knows, maybe there's an alien dad and alien kid 918 00:37:29.875 --> 00:37:32.085 out there looking at us, too. 919 00:37:33.253 --> 00:37:34.213 You think? 920 00:37:35.964 --> 00:37:38.008 Only one way to find out. 921 00:37:39.927 --> 00:37:41.845 Hello out there! 922 00:37:41.845 --> 00:37:43.347 My name is Cyrus! 923 00:37:43.347 --> 00:37:45.891 And this is my alien son, Calvin! 924 00:37:45.891 --> 00:37:47.809 Hello out there, aliens. 925 00:37:47.809 --> 00:37:49.061 Oh, you gotta be louder than that. 926 00:37:49.061 --> 00:37:50.145 They can't hear that. 927 00:37:50.145 --> 00:37:52.022 Hello out there! 928 00:37:52.022 --> 00:37:54.399 Hello, can you hear us? 929 00:37:54.399 --> 00:37:57.903 Hello, nice to meet you, alien buddies! 930 00:37:57.903 --> 00:38:00.906 Hello, aliens! 931 00:38:00.906 --> 00:38:01.698 Hello! 932 00:38:03.992 --> 00:38:05.410 Good job, young man. 933 00:38:06.203 --> 00:38:09.122 ♪ When you see us ♪ 934 00:38:09.122 --> 00:38:11.917 ♪ We'll be shooting stars ♪ runnin' down the boulevard ♪ 935 00:38:11.917 --> 00:38:15.420 ♪ We'll be us ♪ 936 00:38:15.420 --> 00:38:16.755 ♪ Will you come out and play ♪ 937 00:38:16.755 --> 00:38:18.257 ♪ Will you do this every day ♪ 938 00:38:18.257 --> 00:38:21.718 ♪ Come with us ♪ 939 00:38:21.718 --> 00:38:23.053 ♪ 'Cause everything is ours ♪ 940 00:38:23.053 --> 00:38:26.890 ♪ Yeah, we get the fire started ♪ 941 00:38:26.890 --> 00:38:29.852 ♪ We will be the spark ♪ 942 00:38:29.852 --> 00:38:33.105 ♪ In every chosen heart ♪ 943 00:38:33.105 --> 00:38:36.400 ♪ Light up like the moon ♪ 944 00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:38.902 ♪ You will feel it soon ♪ 945 00:38:38.902 --> 00:38:39.903 Nice. 946 00:38:41.905 --> 00:38:43.574 This is a gold mine! 947 00:38:43.574 --> 00:38:44.366 I love it. 948 00:38:44.366 --> 00:38:45.909 This is perfect. 949 00:38:45.909 --> 00:38:46.910 I think this is finally enough to finish our article. 950 00:38:46.910 --> 00:38:47.703 Really? 951 00:38:47.703 --> 00:38:49.037 You think that's enough? 952 00:38:49.037 --> 00:38:51.707 Yeah, I mean, he is a crazy person. 953 00:38:51.707 --> 00:38:54.877 Forget the UFOs, the peanut butter and jelly and mustard, 954 00:38:54.877 --> 00:38:56.879 that is enough for the kid to be an outcast. 955 00:38:56.879 --> 00:39:01.091 For his own sake, I hope Jasper's Comet does come to town. 956 00:39:01.091 --> 00:39:02.176 It's Jesper. 957 00:39:03.886 --> 00:39:05.888 Okay, whatever. 958 00:39:05.888 --> 00:39:07.181 Still going to be a great article, 959 00:39:07.181 --> 00:39:09.975 and NYU's going to love it. 960 00:39:09.975 --> 00:39:11.602 I just, I don't know. 961 00:39:11.602 --> 00:39:13.187 I feel like we need a different title. 962 00:39:13.187 --> 00:39:14.855 You know, maybe like, 963 00:39:14.855 --> 00:39:18.984 "Aliens Aren't the Weirdest Thing in Pebble Falls." 964 00:39:18.984 --> 00:39:20.861 Yeah, no, I... 965 00:39:20.861 --> 00:39:23.488 Or "Pebble-Brained in Pebble Falls?" 966 00:39:23.488 --> 00:39:25.824 Oh, wait, no, no, no, I have it. 967 00:39:25.824 --> 00:39:29.494 "Bit Space Delusions, Small-Town Dope." 968 00:39:29.494 --> 00:39:32.080 But he's not an idiot. 969 00:39:32.080 --> 00:39:32.998 What? 970 00:39:32.998 --> 00:39:33.916 I said, he's not an idiot. 971 00:39:33.916 --> 00:39:36.043 He's actually really, really smart. 972 00:39:36.043 --> 00:39:37.127 I mean, look at this stuff. 973 00:39:37.127 --> 00:39:39.880 Telescopes, radiation detector, magnometers, 974 00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:42.090 and he made all of it from scratch. 975 00:39:42.090 --> 00:39:44.968 If anything, he's the smartest person in this stupid town. 976 00:39:44.968 --> 00:39:47.012 And yeah, his story's a little bit far-fetched, 977 00:39:47.012 --> 00:39:50.599 but he's fighting for something, and he has goals, and... 978 00:39:51.475 --> 00:39:53.936 he has a good heart. 979 00:39:53.936 --> 00:39:56.772 I think I know what our title should be. 980 00:39:56.772 --> 00:39:59.107 "City Girl Falls for Village Idiot." 981 00:39:59.107 --> 00:40:00.484 I'm not falling for him. 982 00:40:00.484 --> 00:40:01.276 Oh, really? 983 00:40:01.276 --> 00:40:02.903 Then do you believe him? 984 00:40:02.903 --> 00:40:05.364 Do you believe his parents were abducted by aliens? 985 00:40:05.364 --> 00:40:06.823 No, of course not. 986 00:40:06.823 --> 00:40:08.909 Are you sure? 987 00:40:12.496 --> 00:40:14.373 I think I'm gonna go. 988 00:40:17.376 --> 00:40:19.962 Don't publish the article yet. 989 00:40:22.130 --> 00:40:23.715 Talk to you later. 990 00:40:40.023 --> 00:40:41.441 Calvin? 991 00:40:41.441 --> 00:40:42.150 Yeah? 992 00:40:43.485 --> 00:40:47.322 Um, you know, I was, I was kinda just thinking. 993 00:40:50.033 --> 00:40:52.744 What if your parents weren't abducted by aliens? 994 00:40:52.744 --> 00:40:55.497 Well, that is impossible because I saw it. 995 00:40:55.497 --> 00:40:58.959 I get that, but it was a really long time ago. 996 00:40:58.959 --> 00:41:01.545 And you were really young, and kids have a hard time 997 00:41:01.545 --> 00:41:03.046 remembering traumatic things like- 998 00:41:03.046 --> 00:41:06.341 Like their parents being abducted by aliens? 999 00:41:06.341 --> 00:41:08.510 Like their parents abandoning them. 1000 00:41:08.510 --> 00:41:10.846 My parents didn't abandon me, Itsy. 1001 00:41:10.846 --> 00:41:12.389 I can prove it. 1002 00:41:12.389 --> 00:41:14.474 'Kay, December 5th, 2016. 1003 00:41:16.059 --> 00:41:18.812 The star called Nimbus in the constellation Andromeda 1004 00:41:18.812 --> 00:41:23.317 blinked the morse code for P-N-C-A-K-S. 1005 00:41:23.317 --> 00:41:24.818 What am I missing here? 1006 00:41:24.818 --> 00:41:26.069 It's pancakes. 1007 00:41:26.069 --> 00:41:28.113 Duh, I mean, my dad made pancakes 1008 00:41:28.113 --> 00:41:29.990 the very morning he disappeared. 1009 00:41:29.990 --> 00:41:31.241 It's obviously a message from them 1010 00:41:31.241 --> 00:41:34.620 telling me that they're still out there. 1011 00:41:35.954 --> 00:41:40.667 Calvin, I think you need real evidence of a UFO. 1012 00:41:40.667 --> 00:41:45.589 Okay, well I do have, like, photographic memory. 1013 00:41:47.132 --> 00:41:49.092 I have photographic memory. 1014 00:41:49.092 --> 00:41:49.885 It's very rare. 1015 00:41:49.885 --> 00:41:51.011 Self-diagnosed. 1016 00:41:52.930 --> 00:41:54.723 But I have plenty of pictures of the comet 1017 00:41:54.723 --> 00:41:56.016 in here somewhere. 1018 00:42:08.028 --> 00:42:09.530 Are these them? 1019 00:42:09.530 --> 00:42:11.156 Hmm? 1020 00:42:11.156 --> 00:42:13.867 Is this your parents? 1021 00:42:13.867 --> 00:42:15.160 Yeah, yeah, that is. 1022 00:42:15.160 --> 00:42:16.620 Now, where is it? 1023 00:42:25.003 --> 00:42:25.838 Ah, okay. 1024 00:42:25.838 --> 00:42:26.964 See, here it is. 1025 00:42:30.092 --> 00:42:32.052 Okay, but this is only the 8-millimeter preview 1026 00:42:32.052 --> 00:42:34.304 of the original 35-millimeter film, 1027 00:42:34.304 --> 00:42:37.057 so it's like one sixth the original scale. 1028 00:42:37.891 --> 00:42:38.934 One fourth. 1029 00:42:39.935 --> 00:42:41.979 For a genius, you are so bad at fractions. 1030 00:42:41.979 --> 00:42:43.021 Okay. 1031 00:42:43.021 --> 00:42:44.147 See, okay, but it's there. 1032 00:42:44.147 --> 00:42:46.066 Right there. 1033 00:42:46.066 --> 00:42:47.693 Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. 1034 00:42:47.693 --> 00:42:49.528 Why don't you develop it? 1035 00:42:49.528 --> 00:42:51.196 I mean, there's an old photo shop back in town, 1036 00:42:51.196 --> 00:42:53.866 but it closed down a couple years ago. 1037 00:42:53.866 --> 00:42:58.078 I already know it's there, so like, what's the point? 1038 00:43:00.998 --> 00:43:03.375 Why don't I just take this 1039 00:43:03.375 --> 00:43:07.880 and I'll put it in my next batch of film to be developed. 1040 00:43:07.880 --> 00:43:08.964 Yeah, sure. 1041 00:43:10.757 --> 00:43:13.844 Anyways, I was thinking it's a good idea 1042 00:43:13.844 --> 00:43:15.971 to start applying to some schools for the fall. 1043 00:43:15.971 --> 00:43:17.264 I'm not going to college. 1044 00:43:17.264 --> 00:43:18.891 What do you mean? 1045 00:43:18.891 --> 00:43:19.683 You'd probably get a really good scholarship somewhere 1046 00:43:19.683 --> 00:43:20.976 like MIT or NYU. 1047 00:43:20.976 --> 00:43:22.019 I'm not going to college 1048 00:43:22.019 --> 00:43:23.312 because I don't plan on being on this planet, 1049 00:43:23.312 --> 00:43:25.022 not because I don't think I could get in. 1050 00:43:29.985 --> 00:43:32.946 You really think they're still out there? 1051 00:43:32.946 --> 00:43:34.448 Yeah, I do. 1052 00:44:23.288 --> 00:44:24.331 Oh my gosh. 1053 00:44:26.041 --> 00:44:26.875 Calvin. 1054 00:44:34.716 --> 00:44:36.760 Since the discovery of the solar system, 1055 00:44:36.760 --> 00:44:37.678 mankind has- 1056 00:44:37.678 --> 00:44:39.012 Hey, where are you going? 1057 00:44:39.012 --> 00:44:40.138 By the endless possibilities- 1058 00:44:40.138 --> 00:44:41.974 Camping with Calvin. 1059 00:44:41.974 --> 00:44:43.934 Um, take the bus to school, okay? 1060 00:44:43.934 --> 00:44:48.313 And here is the money that Mom and Dad gave me for food. 1061 00:44:48.313 --> 00:44:50.649 Order whatever you want for dinner. 1062 00:44:50.649 --> 00:44:52.818 Triple pepperoni pizza? 1063 00:44:52.818 --> 00:44:54.069 I don't care. 1064 00:44:54.069 --> 00:44:54.820 Bye. 1065 00:44:55.821 --> 00:44:58.407 Camping in the winter? 1066 00:45:00.033 --> 00:45:03.245 Point of experimentation. 1067 00:45:04.955 --> 00:45:05.956 Get in. 1068 00:45:06.832 --> 00:45:08.041 What? 1069 00:45:08.041 --> 00:45:10.335 Get in, we're going on a road trip. 1070 00:45:10.335 --> 00:45:11.587 Road trip? 1071 00:45:11.587 --> 00:45:12.880 But I was about to oxidize my moon boots. 1072 00:45:12.880 --> 00:45:14.965 Well, I recently made a discovery 1073 00:45:14.965 --> 00:45:17.426 regarding our top-secret project. 1074 00:45:17.426 --> 00:45:18.218 Really? 1075 00:45:18.218 --> 00:45:19.636 What is it? 1076 00:45:19.636 --> 00:45:20.971 Well, obviously, I can't say. 1077 00:45:20.971 --> 00:45:23.515 Somebody could be listening. 1078 00:45:25.017 --> 00:45:26.310 Time is of the essence, 1079 00:45:26.310 --> 00:45:27.853 and we need to be in Billings, Montana by this weekend. 1080 00:45:27.853 --> 00:45:29.104 Wait, but the orbit isn't happ- 1081 00:45:32.941 --> 00:45:35.986 Your discovery needs to be discovered this weekend? 1082 00:45:35.986 --> 00:45:36.987 Yes, but it's fine. 1083 00:45:36.987 --> 00:45:38.906 We'll be back in time for the comet. 1084 00:45:38.906 --> 00:45:41.575 So are you in or not? 1085 00:45:41.575 --> 00:45:44.286 I'm gonna go grab my space suit. 1086 00:45:56.673 --> 00:45:58.008 Any music requests? 1087 00:45:58.008 --> 00:46:00.511 Oh, Super Space Talk Radio with Hank Fujiwara, 1088 00:46:00.511 --> 00:46:01.512 episode 429. 1089 00:46:02.804 --> 00:46:04.139 Why 429? 1090 00:46:04.139 --> 00:46:05.849 'Cause I love that one. 1091 00:46:05.849 --> 00:46:06.892 So good. 1092 00:46:08.060 --> 00:46:09.353 I'm Hank Fujiwara. 1093 00:46:09.353 --> 00:46:11.063 You may remember me from my other podcast, 1094 00:46:11.063 --> 00:46:13.065 "Inner Space with Hank Fujiwara." 1095 00:46:13.065 --> 00:46:14.316 Today's episode- 1096 00:46:14.316 --> 00:46:15.108 it's a real doozy. 1097 00:46:15.108 --> 00:46:16.693 What was that? 1098 00:46:16.693 --> 00:46:17.986 It's probably just something tipping over in the back. 1099 00:46:17.986 --> 00:46:18.570 Ever heard about space-time? 1100 00:46:18.570 --> 00:46:19.488 Not space time- 1101 00:46:19.488 --> 00:46:20.405 Ooh, but I love this part. 1102 00:46:20.405 --> 00:46:21.907 See, Hank's theory is that time 1103 00:46:21.907 --> 00:46:23.283 functions differently in space. 1104 00:46:23.283 --> 00:46:25.035 And he's got this crazy idea where if you were to 1105 00:46:25.035 --> 00:46:28.080 go into space with the, like, space continuum, 1106 00:46:28.080 --> 00:46:29.957 it kind of builds up. 1107 00:46:29.957 --> 00:46:33.585 It's interesting . 1108 00:46:33.585 --> 00:46:34.837 You've seen "Toy Story" 1109 00:46:34.837 --> 00:46:36.046 which I'm sure that you all have. 1110 00:46:36.046 --> 00:46:38.423 Oh, I brought some snacks. 1111 00:46:41.426 --> 00:46:42.845 Oreos and- 1112 00:46:42.845 --> 00:46:44.721 Orange juice. 1113 00:46:44.721 --> 00:46:45.556 You're joking. 1114 00:46:45.556 --> 00:46:46.849 Just try one. 1115 00:46:46.849 --> 00:46:48.934 This is gonna ruin Oreos for me. 1116 00:46:48.934 --> 00:46:49.852 Uh uh. 1117 00:46:49.852 --> 00:46:51.478 It's gonna blow your mind. 1118 00:46:58.610 --> 00:46:59.903 Now, in space- 1119 00:46:59.903 --> 00:47:00.654 Well? 1120 00:47:01.989 --> 00:47:03.031 Mm hm! 1121 00:47:03.031 --> 00:47:04.074 Yes! 1122 00:47:04.074 --> 00:47:04.825 Whoa! 1123 00:47:05.742 --> 00:47:06.493 The problem is that- 1124 00:47:06.493 --> 00:47:07.244 They're good, right? 1125 00:47:08.412 --> 00:47:10.080 There it was again. 1126 00:47:10.080 --> 00:47:11.248 Is there anything? 1127 00:47:11.248 --> 00:47:12.833 No, nothing. 1128 00:47:12.833 --> 00:47:15.460 Slinky Dog's caboose, and hits you all at once. 1129 00:47:15.460 --> 00:47:18.964 If there's some sort (fades out). 1130 00:47:18.964 --> 00:47:23.260 Unable to move faster than . 1131 00:47:23.260 --> 00:47:24.928 Geez, hungry much? 1132 00:47:24.928 --> 00:47:25.846 Yeah, a little. 1133 00:47:25.846 --> 00:47:28.265 Yeah, you wanna hand 'em over? 1134 00:47:28.265 --> 00:47:30.225 I just gave them to you. 1135 00:47:34.730 --> 00:47:37.024 I'm gonna strangle you, you idiot! 1136 00:47:37.024 --> 00:47:37.941 Don't kill me! 1137 00:47:37.941 --> 00:47:39.902 Calvin save me! 1138 00:47:39.902 --> 00:47:41.904 Taking him back would be a 6-hour round trip. 1139 00:47:41.904 --> 00:47:43.697 We could put him on a bus. 1140 00:47:43.697 --> 00:47:44.948 He'd probably just get off at the next stop 1141 00:47:44.948 --> 00:47:46.575 and get on one headed our direction. 1142 00:47:46.575 --> 00:47:47.868 How? 1143 00:47:47.868 --> 00:47:48.619 He doesn't even know where we're going. 1144 00:47:48.619 --> 00:47:49.369 Billings, Montana. 1145 00:47:49.369 --> 00:47:50.704 Shut up, Evan. 1146 00:47:50.704 --> 00:47:52.039 See, I think we gotta take him with us. 1147 00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:53.373 No. 1148 00:47:53.373 --> 00:47:54.666 What do you wanna do? 1149 00:47:54.666 --> 00:47:56.043 Leave him tied up on the side of the road? 1150 00:47:56.043 --> 00:47:57.461 We'll leave him with water. 1151 00:47:57.461 --> 00:47:58.921 Mom and Dad said you were supposed to take care of me 1152 00:47:58.921 --> 00:48:00.214 while they were gone. 1153 00:48:00.214 --> 00:48:02.925 Unless you want me to tell them you left me at home alone. 1154 00:48:02.925 --> 00:48:05.594 Poor little old Evan. 1155 00:48:05.594 --> 00:48:08.055 Fine, under one condition. 1156 00:48:08.055 --> 00:48:10.807 You obey all orders, you do everything I ask, 1157 00:48:10.807 --> 00:48:14.770 and you don't annoy me or else I'm ditching you. 1158 00:48:15.854 --> 00:48:16.939 That's like three conditions- 1159 00:48:16.939 --> 00:48:17.981 Evan! 1160 00:48:17.981 --> 00:48:19.691 Okay, deal. 1161 00:48:19.691 --> 00:48:21.193 All right, well, we should probably hit the road. 1162 00:48:21.193 --> 00:48:22.486 Ooh, can I have shotgun? 1163 00:48:22.486 --> 00:48:23.862 No! 1164 00:48:27.783 --> 00:48:30.285 Ooh, should we put some tunes on? 1165 00:48:31.912 --> 00:48:33.622 Are these salt and vinegar chips? 1166 00:48:33.622 --> 00:48:34.998 They look del... 1167 00:48:37.501 --> 00:48:38.252 Fine. 1168 00:48:45.759 --> 00:48:47.010 I farted. 1169 00:48:47.010 --> 00:48:47.803 Oh! 1170 00:48:47.803 --> 00:48:48.887 Oh, that one's bad. 1171 00:48:48.887 --> 00:48:49.930 Oh, that's bad. 1172 00:48:49.930 --> 00:48:51.431 Geez, Evan. 1173 00:48:51.431 --> 00:48:52.558 Oh, oh! 1174 00:48:52.558 --> 00:48:54.643 You were asking for it. 1175 00:48:55.602 --> 00:48:57.855 Geez, my eyes can smell it. 1176 00:49:00.023 --> 00:49:01.900 Still no service. 1177 00:49:01.900 --> 00:49:03.068 Okay, well, there should be a map 1178 00:49:03.068 --> 00:49:04.778 in the glove compartment. 1179 00:49:19.877 --> 00:49:21.336 I don't know how to use this. 1180 00:49:21.336 --> 00:49:23.088 Of course you don't. 1181 00:49:23.088 --> 00:49:26.049 You have it upside down, by the way. 1182 00:49:27.843 --> 00:49:28.844 Okay. 1183 00:49:30.137 --> 00:49:31.680 This is where you almost left me for dead 1184 00:49:31.680 --> 00:49:33.682 on the side of the highway. 1185 00:49:33.682 --> 00:49:36.768 This is where we saw that dead possum. 1186 00:49:36.768 --> 00:49:41.064 This about where we should be, right there. 1187 00:49:41.064 --> 00:49:42.900 learn it. 1188 00:49:43.901 --> 00:49:46.069 Fine, you can be in charge of the map then. 1189 00:49:47.654 --> 00:49:49.740 Ah, much better. 1190 00:49:49.740 --> 00:49:51.033 Again? 1191 00:49:51.992 --> 00:49:54.661 ♪ Feel the room get colder ♪ 1192 00:49:54.661 --> 00:49:59.625 ♪ You can rest your head on my shoulder ♪ 1193 00:50:00.959 --> 00:50:04.546 ♪ 'Cause I've been waiting forever ♪ 1194 00:50:04.546 --> 00:50:08.050 ♪ Waiting on this to start ♪ 1195 00:50:08.050 --> 00:50:10.052 ♪ Can you lend me your hand ♪ 1196 00:50:10.052 --> 00:50:13.889 ♪ I'm a little too faint of heart ♪ 1197 00:50:13.889 --> 00:50:16.767 ♪ Little too faint of heart ♪ 1198 00:50:16.767 --> 00:50:20.395 ♪ Oh ♪ 1199 00:50:20.395 --> 00:50:27.569 ♪ Little too faint of heart ♪ 1200 00:50:30.864 --> 00:50:32.658 Dinner time. 1201 00:50:32.658 --> 00:50:34.826 Awesome, thanks, Itsy. 1202 00:50:34.826 --> 00:50:37.538 'Kay, who wants to tell a campfire story? 1203 00:50:37.538 --> 00:50:38.914 I'll start. 1204 00:50:38.914 --> 00:50:42.960 This is the story of Daniel and the hungry beaver. 1205 00:50:42.960 --> 00:50:46.630 So Daniel was out fishing, and he saw a beaver. 1206 00:50:46.630 --> 00:50:48.048 He took it home- 1207 00:50:48.048 --> 00:50:50.008 I think I'm gonna grab some firewood. 1208 00:50:50.008 --> 00:50:51.301 Okay. 1209 00:50:51.301 --> 00:50:53.679 He was out fishing and he found a beaver 1210 00:50:53.679 --> 00:50:55.681 who was always hungry. 1211 00:50:55.681 --> 00:50:56.932 He took him home and- 1212 00:50:56.932 --> 00:50:59.560 I think I'm gonna go help Itsy. 1213 00:50:59.560 --> 00:51:00.561 Okay. 1214 00:51:00.561 --> 00:51:02.479 I'll just stay by the fire. 1215 00:51:02.479 --> 00:51:03.772 Guarding it. 1216 00:51:03.772 --> 00:51:04.648 From water. 1217 00:51:07.442 --> 00:51:09.987 Guess I'll just continue the story by myself. 1218 00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:14.825 Hey. 1219 00:51:14.825 --> 00:51:16.285 Um, are you having fun? 1220 00:51:16.285 --> 00:51:18.662 Oh, yeah, I love collecting wood. 1221 00:51:18.662 --> 00:51:21.874 No, I mean on this trip in general. 1222 00:51:21.874 --> 00:51:24.376 Oh, of course, um... 1223 00:51:24.376 --> 00:51:25.335 Are you? 1224 00:51:25.335 --> 00:51:27.880 Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun. 1225 00:51:29.965 --> 00:51:31.091 Um, hey, Itsy. 1226 00:51:32.384 --> 00:51:34.553 There was something I wanted to say to you, 1227 00:51:34.553 --> 00:51:35.929 and I'm sure you can already tell. 1228 00:51:35.929 --> 00:51:39.975 But I'm not really somebody that has a lot of friends. 1229 00:51:39.975 --> 00:51:42.060 People kinda think I'm weird. 1230 00:51:42.060 --> 00:51:42.936 You're not weird. 1231 00:51:42.936 --> 00:51:43.770 No, I am. 1232 00:51:45.147 --> 00:51:47.983 But I like that part of me, you know? 1233 00:51:47.983 --> 00:51:50.903 Just makes it difficult for other people to really like me. 1234 00:51:50.903 --> 00:51:53.280 I found it really easy to like you. 1235 00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:53.989 Really? 1236 00:51:56.700 --> 00:51:57.409 Yeah. 1237 00:51:58.702 --> 00:52:00.412 I find it really easy. 1238 00:52:01.872 --> 00:52:03.999 To really like you. 1239 00:52:03.999 --> 00:52:05.000 I um... 1240 00:52:07.377 --> 00:52:09.004 I really like you, too. 1241 00:52:13.550 --> 00:52:16.011 I-I wanna ask you something. 1242 00:52:16.011 --> 00:52:17.054 What is it? 1243 00:52:17.054 --> 00:52:19.014 Well, I was wondering. 1244 00:52:20.933 --> 00:52:23.852 Itsy, may I have your consent? 1245 00:52:23.852 --> 00:52:25.062 My consent? 1246 00:52:25.062 --> 00:52:27.147 Yeah, to like, you know... 1247 00:52:27.147 --> 00:52:30.025 Geez, Calvin, I don't think we're ready for that. 1248 00:52:30.025 --> 00:52:31.652 Right, I'm sorry. 1249 00:52:31.652 --> 00:52:34.238 Kissing's a huge step, and we should really take that slow. 1250 00:52:34.238 --> 00:52:35.531 Hold on. 1251 00:52:35.531 --> 00:52:38.200 You were asking for my consent just to kiss me? 1252 00:52:38.200 --> 00:52:39.535 Of course. 1253 00:52:39.535 --> 00:52:40.911 I mean, consent is really important. 1254 00:52:40.911 --> 00:52:44.081 Well, in that case, of course you can kiss me. 1255 00:52:44.081 --> 00:52:44.831 Really? 1256 00:52:46.500 --> 00:52:47.292 Thank you. 1257 00:52:47.292 --> 00:52:48.502 Um, it's an honor. 1258 00:52:48.502 --> 00:52:49.920 I, um... 1259 00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:50.963 Okay. 1260 00:52:50.963 --> 00:52:51.964 Well, if I may. 1261 00:53:01.056 --> 00:53:03.267 How much frickin' firewood are you guys getting? 1262 00:53:03.267 --> 00:53:05.435 Oh, oh, oops. 1263 00:53:05.435 --> 00:53:07.354 Oh, is that firewood? 1264 00:53:07.354 --> 00:53:09.731 I think I'll go investigate. 1265 00:53:11.358 --> 00:53:12.985 Um, anyways. 1266 00:53:14.528 --> 00:53:15.946 Hey, my foot is stuck. 1267 00:53:15.946 --> 00:53:17.656 I stepped in something squishy. 1268 00:53:17.656 --> 00:53:21.618 It might be dead, but it is most certainly squishy. 1269 00:53:21.618 --> 00:53:22.828 He'll be fine. 1270 00:53:22.828 --> 00:53:23.871 Okay. 1271 00:53:23.871 --> 00:53:25.706 Ouch, that hurt! 1272 00:53:25.706 --> 00:53:26.748 Okay, it bit me! 1273 00:53:26.748 --> 00:53:28.625 I need to see a doctor. 1274 00:53:30.335 --> 00:53:32.087 Okay, well, we should probably go help him. 1275 00:53:32.087 --> 00:53:32.838 Yeah. 1276 00:53:36.258 --> 00:53:38.719 I think it's licking me. 1277 00:53:40.888 --> 00:53:42.639 Larry, the Hungry. 1278 00:53:42.639 --> 00:53:44.016 This kid is always hungry. 1279 00:53:44.016 --> 00:53:45.893 I'm starving. 1280 00:53:45.893 --> 00:53:47.561 I could eat a cow, horse- 1281 00:53:47.561 --> 00:53:49.021 Or Oreos. 1282 00:53:49.021 --> 00:53:51.982 Guys, there's an old tire someone left here. 1283 00:53:51.982 --> 00:53:53.192 When are we gonna get there? 1284 00:53:53.192 --> 00:53:54.943 There it is right there. 1285 00:53:54.943 --> 00:53:55.944 Yes! 1286 00:53:57.571 --> 00:54:00.282 You know, we've seen seven deer on the side of the road. 1287 00:54:00.282 --> 00:54:01.325 Only seven? 1288 00:54:01.325 --> 00:54:02.868 We've been driving for so long. 1289 00:54:02.868 --> 00:54:03.619 I know. 1290 00:54:04.870 --> 00:54:07.956 Hey, gotta keep track of something. 1291 00:54:09.041 --> 00:54:10.918 They sell moose here? 1292 00:54:10.918 --> 00:54:12.461 Gross. 1293 00:54:12.461 --> 00:54:13.587 'Kay, so we're having lunch here 1294 00:54:13.587 --> 00:54:15.839 and then are we almost there? 1295 00:54:15.839 --> 00:54:18.133 Actually, we're here. 1296 00:54:18.133 --> 00:54:19.593 This is the last place. 1297 00:54:19.593 --> 00:54:20.928 Welcome, guys. 1298 00:54:20.928 --> 00:54:23.639 Anything I can get you started with? 1299 00:54:23.639 --> 00:54:24.389 Mom? 1300 00:54:28.101 --> 00:54:28.852 Calvin? 1301 00:54:38.570 --> 00:54:39.321 Hey. 1302 00:54:51.875 --> 00:54:53.961 So um, how's Cyrus doing? 1303 00:54:55.629 --> 00:54:56.797 You mean, Dad? 1304 00:54:56.797 --> 00:54:58.006 Oh, I'm sorry. 1305 00:54:58.006 --> 00:55:00.384 It's probably weird for me to ask. 1306 00:55:00.384 --> 00:55:01.552 I was just curious. 1307 00:55:01.552 --> 00:55:03.887 You don't have to answer. 1308 00:55:03.887 --> 00:55:06.807 He knows that you're here at least, right? 1309 00:55:06.807 --> 00:55:08.016 No, he doesn't because- 1310 00:55:08.016 --> 00:55:11.395 Oh, Calvin, he must be worried sick! 1311 00:55:11.395 --> 00:55:12.604 No, he's not- 1312 00:55:12.604 --> 00:55:15.148 Hey, no, you need to call him. 1313 00:55:18.151 --> 00:55:18.902 I um 1314 00:55:20.362 --> 00:55:21.113 I can't. 1315 00:55:22.948 --> 00:55:25.450 Okay, why can't you? 1316 00:55:25.450 --> 00:55:27.911 'Cause I don't know where he is. 1317 00:55:27.911 --> 00:55:32.708 I haven't seen him since that night that you guys, um... 1318 00:55:34.543 --> 00:55:36.879 That, that, that night what? 1319 00:55:38.755 --> 00:55:42.426 Ms. Kipler, um, from what Calvin's told me, 1320 00:55:42.426 --> 00:55:46.180 he believes that you and Cyrus disappeared 10 years ago. 1321 00:55:46.180 --> 00:55:47.222 Disappeared? 1322 00:55:47.222 --> 00:55:48.307 What do you mean? 1323 00:55:48.307 --> 00:55:49.349 He thought, 1324 00:55:50.392 --> 00:55:51.435 he thinks... 1325 00:55:52.936 --> 00:55:53.687 What? 1326 00:55:55.939 --> 00:55:57.274 What does he think? 1327 00:55:57.274 --> 00:56:00.527 Someone please explain to me what's going on. 1328 00:56:00.527 --> 00:56:01.445 No, wait. 1329 00:56:04.406 --> 00:56:05.949 You need to explain. 1330 00:56:08.869 --> 00:56:10.662 Where have you been? 1331 00:56:13.457 --> 00:56:14.291 Oh, geez. 1332 00:56:16.793 --> 00:56:20.172 Where haven't I been? 1333 00:56:20.172 --> 00:56:21.882 I've been all over. 1334 00:56:23.050 --> 00:56:24.635 But I, I saw it. 1335 00:56:25.844 --> 00:56:26.678 I saw it. 1336 00:56:26.678 --> 00:56:28.305 Saw what? 1337 00:56:28.305 --> 00:56:29.765 What did you see? 1338 00:56:31.683 --> 00:56:33.644 I thought both of you both were abducted. 1339 00:56:33.644 --> 00:56:34.520 Abducted? 1340 00:56:35.854 --> 00:56:37.814 By aliens, or something? 1341 00:56:42.945 --> 00:56:43.946 No. 1342 00:56:45.948 --> 00:56:49.952 No, Calvin, that's not at all what happened? 1343 00:56:49.952 --> 00:56:51.828 Your father and I were separating. 1344 00:56:51.828 --> 00:56:52.829 We were, 1345 00:56:54.957 --> 00:56:56.250 we were getting a divorce. 1346 00:56:56.250 --> 00:56:59.878 He was supposed to explain all of that to you. 1347 00:56:59.878 --> 00:57:02.506 Vera, Vera, slow down. 1348 00:57:02.506 --> 00:57:03.924 Come on. 1349 00:57:03.924 --> 00:57:04.925 Come inside and let's sit down and talk about this. 1350 00:57:04.925 --> 00:57:06.009 No. 1351 00:57:06.009 --> 00:57:06.760 No, Cy. 1352 00:57:07.845 --> 00:57:08.887 If I don't do this now, 1353 00:57:08.887 --> 00:57:10.848 it'll just be another thing that I never did, 1354 00:57:10.848 --> 00:57:13.475 and I can't, I can't do this. 1355 00:57:13.475 --> 00:57:15.936 I know we had so many plans. 1356 00:57:15.936 --> 00:57:19.022 And living in a broken-down house in the middle of nowhere 1357 00:57:19.022 --> 00:57:20.023 was not one them. 1358 00:57:20.023 --> 00:57:23.235 Cy, I don't know what happened to us. 1359 00:57:23.235 --> 00:57:25.863 We became a family, Vera. 1360 00:57:25.863 --> 00:57:27.906 That's what happened to us. 1361 00:57:29.366 --> 00:57:31.493 Vera, please. 1362 00:57:32.870 --> 00:57:34.037 I'll let you go. 1363 00:57:34.037 --> 00:57:35.831 I promise I will. 1364 00:57:35.831 --> 00:57:38.917 At least say goodbye to him. 1365 00:57:38.917 --> 00:57:40.502 You know I can't do that. 1366 00:57:40.502 --> 00:57:41.253 Why? 1367 00:57:42.754 --> 00:57:46.967 Because if I do that then I will never leave. 1368 00:57:46.967 --> 00:57:49.511 Well then maybe you shouldn't. 1369 00:57:50.846 --> 00:57:52.848 We can figure it out. 1370 00:57:52.848 --> 00:57:55.934 Just tell me what to do, anything. 1371 00:57:55.934 --> 00:57:57.978 Just tell me what you need. 1372 00:57:59.813 --> 00:58:02.024 Tell Calvin I'm sorry. 1373 00:58:14.036 --> 00:58:15.579 Why did you leave? 1374 00:58:18.582 --> 00:58:21.043 Uh, 1375 00:58:21.043 --> 00:58:23.504 I don't know, Calvin. 1376 00:58:23.504 --> 00:58:24.254 I just... 1377 00:58:25.464 --> 00:58:26.215 No. 1378 00:58:28.675 --> 00:58:30.886 No, 'cause you need a reason. 1379 00:58:31.970 --> 00:58:34.723 Did you need to go somewhere? 1380 00:58:34.723 --> 00:58:36.350 Did something happen? 1381 00:58:37.935 --> 00:58:40.896 Did I do something wrong? 1382 00:58:40.896 --> 00:58:41.688 Did I make you mad? 1383 00:58:41.688 --> 00:58:42.940 No, no, no! 1384 00:58:42.940 --> 00:58:44.191 You were good. 1385 00:58:44.191 --> 00:58:47.736 You did nothing . 1386 00:58:47.736 --> 00:58:49.029 You did nothing wrong. 1387 00:58:49.029 --> 00:58:51.490 You're really 1388 00:58:51.490 --> 00:58:53.992 a great kid. 1389 00:58:53.992 --> 00:58:55.244 Great kid. 1390 00:58:55.244 --> 00:58:56.870 I think that I just, 1391 00:58:56.870 --> 00:58:59.998 listen, I think that I wasn't meant to be a mom. 1392 00:58:59.998 --> 00:59:02.334 At least not a very good one, obviously. 1393 00:59:02.334 --> 00:59:04.670 No, no, no, 'cause you were to me. 1394 00:59:04.670 --> 00:59:05.420 You were. 1395 00:59:07.965 --> 00:59:09.341 You were my mom. 1396 00:59:13.637 --> 00:59:15.681 The truth is that I left because 1397 00:59:15.681 --> 00:59:17.683 when your father and I married, I was so young, 1398 00:59:17.683 --> 00:59:21.186 and I barely knew who I was. 1399 00:59:21.186 --> 00:59:25.357 And once I figured it out, I was just so desperate 1400 00:59:27.359 --> 00:59:30.529 to get out of that little town and see the world, 1401 00:59:30.529 --> 00:59:33.949 and it felt like life was out there. 1402 00:59:33.949 --> 00:59:36.785 And I was so scared that I was gonna miss it, 1403 00:59:36.785 --> 00:59:40.122 that I was going to give up anything. 1404 00:59:40.122 --> 00:59:42.207 Give up anything, yeah. 1405 00:59:43.417 --> 00:59:44.459 You mean me. 1406 00:59:44.459 --> 00:59:45.252 No. 1407 00:59:45.252 --> 00:59:46.461 Don't say it like that. 1408 00:59:46.461 --> 00:59:49.006 No, I wanted to come back. 1409 00:59:49.006 --> 00:59:52.551 But the thought of facing you 1410 00:59:54.094 --> 00:59:56.847 and your dad. 1411 00:59:56.847 --> 00:59:59.766 How could I after I left you? 1412 01:00:01.435 --> 01:00:04.980 So just easier to let it go, you know, 1413 01:00:04.980 --> 01:00:08.400 like water under the bridge. 1414 01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:10.652 So you can understand that, right? 1415 01:00:10.652 --> 01:00:11.653 Yeah, yeah. 1416 01:00:11.653 --> 01:00:12.404 Yeah. 1417 01:00:15.908 --> 01:00:17.576 It's easier just to forget I exist. 1418 01:00:17.576 --> 01:00:18.368 I get it. 1419 01:00:18.368 --> 01:00:19.953 No. 1420 01:00:19.953 --> 01:00:21.955 Calvin, you're taking all of this the wrong way. 1421 01:00:21.955 --> 01:00:25.417 I'm saying that all of this is behind us. 1422 01:00:26.793 --> 01:00:28.003 We can be friends now. 1423 01:00:28.003 --> 01:00:31.006 I don't wanna to be your friend. 1424 01:00:31.965 --> 01:00:34.468 I wanted to be your son. 1425 01:00:39.932 --> 01:00:40.933 So, let's go. 1426 01:01:12.756 --> 01:01:13.924 I'm Hank Fujiwara. 1427 01:01:13.924 --> 01:01:17.928 You may remember me from my other podcast. 1428 01:01:33.902 --> 01:01:35.863 See you later, Calvin. 1429 01:01:36.989 --> 01:01:38.240 See you, buddy. 1430 01:01:46.123 --> 01:01:49.459 Well, thank you for the road trip. 1431 01:01:49.459 --> 01:01:50.294 It was, um, 1432 01:01:53.005 --> 01:01:54.339 well, thank you. 1433 01:01:55.299 --> 01:01:56.800 Calvin, I'm sorry. 1434 01:01:58.260 --> 01:02:00.554 I didn't know what I expected your mom to be like- 1435 01:02:00.554 --> 01:02:01.972 It's no big deal. 1436 01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:07.561 It's not like it was your fault, or anything. 1437 01:02:07.561 --> 01:02:11.940 Well, actually, I've been meaning to tell you that 1438 01:02:12.983 --> 01:02:13.859 me and Heather, we start- 1439 01:02:16.528 --> 01:02:18.530 Well, I gotta get going. 1440 01:02:18.530 --> 01:02:19.823 See you at school tomorrow. 1441 01:02:21.283 --> 01:02:22.618 Good night. 1442 01:02:22.618 --> 01:02:24.244 We're back! 1443 01:02:25.579 --> 01:02:27.748 What's up, Cal? 1444 01:02:27.748 --> 01:02:29.249 It's so good to see you! 1445 01:02:29.249 --> 01:02:31.376 You too. 1446 01:02:31.376 --> 01:02:33.003 Calvin was here? 1447 01:02:33.003 --> 01:02:33.921 Yeah. 1448 01:02:34.963 --> 01:02:36.757 You ready for bed? 1449 01:02:36.757 --> 01:02:39.593 No, I gotta hear all the stories. 1450 01:02:39.593 --> 01:02:40.844 All the stories? 1451 01:02:40.844 --> 01:02:42.679 Yeah, every single story, 1452 01:02:42.679 --> 01:02:44.389 and that thing about Daniel 1453 01:02:44.389 --> 01:02:48.143 and the hungry beaver named Larry, part two. 1454 01:02:56.944 --> 01:02:57.903 There she is! 1455 01:02:59.947 --> 01:03:01.615 Heather, what's going on? 1456 01:03:01.615 --> 01:03:04.701 OMG, that's right, you played hooky on Friday. 1457 01:03:04.701 --> 01:03:05.452 We won. 1458 01:03:06.870 --> 01:03:09.623 New York City, here we come. 1459 01:03:09.623 --> 01:03:11.500 Heather, why would you turn this in? 1460 01:03:11.500 --> 01:03:12.376 'Cause that was the plan? 1461 01:03:12.376 --> 01:03:13.126 What? 1462 01:03:14.962 --> 01:03:15.963 Calvin. 1463 01:03:18.882 --> 01:03:20.968 Calvin, I'm sorry. 1464 01:03:20.968 --> 01:03:22.928 Calvin, I can explain, I promise. 1465 01:03:22.928 --> 01:03:25.347 Calvin, can you wait? 1466 01:03:25.347 --> 01:03:26.890 Calvin, stop. 1467 01:03:26.890 --> 01:03:27.850 Calvin, wait, serious- 1468 01:03:27.850 --> 01:03:29.810 Was it before or after? 1469 01:03:29.810 --> 01:03:31.770 What do you mean? 1470 01:03:31.770 --> 01:03:35.107 Did you start writing that paper before or after our trip? 1471 01:03:35.107 --> 01:03:36.441 Before- 1472 01:03:36.441 --> 01:03:37.359 Was it before or after you told me 1473 01:03:37.359 --> 01:03:38.861 you wanted to be my friend? 1474 01:03:38.861 --> 01:03:40.237 Before. 1475 01:03:40.237 --> 01:03:43.615 Was it before or after you told me you liked me? 1476 01:03:43.615 --> 01:03:44.366 Before. 1477 01:03:46.243 --> 01:03:48.036 So all of that 1478 01:03:48.036 --> 01:03:51.874 was just to get out of this stupid town, right? 1479 01:03:53.166 --> 01:03:55.169 Calvin, I didn't know you like I know you now. 1480 01:03:55.169 --> 01:03:56.461 Yeah well, my mom knew me too, 1481 01:03:56.461 --> 01:03:57.921 and that is exactly what she did. 1482 01:03:57.921 --> 01:03:59.298 I wouldn't do that. 1483 01:03:59.298 --> 01:04:01.008 Oh hey, Calvin, any word from E.T. 1484 01:04:01.008 --> 01:04:02.301 on how Mom and Dad are doing? 1485 01:04:02.301 --> 01:04:03.260 I heard probing was a thing. 1486 01:04:03.260 --> 01:04:04.803 That's not true. 1487 01:04:04.803 --> 01:04:05.721 Yes, it is. 1488 01:04:05.721 --> 01:04:06.722 I saw it on the SYFY channel. 1489 01:04:06.722 --> 01:04:08.015 No, his mom wasn't abducted. 1490 01:04:08.015 --> 01:04:10.309 We found her this weekend in Montana. 1491 01:04:10.309 --> 01:04:11.059 Oh. 1492 01:04:12.811 --> 01:04:15.022 So she just ran out? 1493 01:04:15.022 --> 01:04:15.939 No, I mean- 1494 01:04:15.939 --> 01:04:17.024 Well, you were right, Itsy. 1495 01:04:17.024 --> 01:04:18.358 Isn't that what you said? 1496 01:04:18.358 --> 01:04:21.778 You said that he was so sad and pathetic, right? 1497 01:04:23.113 --> 01:04:25.699 Aww, look, he's so sad now. 1498 01:04:25.699 --> 01:04:26.909 Hey, maybe Mommy will kiss it better 1499 01:04:26.909 --> 01:04:28.243 if she hasn't run off again. 1500 01:04:28.243 --> 01:04:29.328 What is wrong with you? 1501 01:04:29.328 --> 01:04:30.245 No! 1502 01:04:30.245 --> 01:04:30.913 You're such a jerk, Heather! 1503 01:04:33.040 --> 01:04:33.999 Get off me! 1504 01:04:33.999 --> 01:04:36.293 Fight, fight, fight! 1505 01:04:36.293 --> 01:04:37.586 Come at me, you mongrels! 1506 01:04:37.586 --> 01:04:38.754 You're not ready! 1507 01:04:38.754 --> 01:04:40.005 I'm built different! 1508 01:04:42.674 --> 01:04:43.550 That's my sister! 1509 01:04:43.550 --> 01:04:44.468 Get off me! 1510 01:04:44.468 --> 01:04:45.761 Help me! 1511 01:04:45.761 --> 01:04:46.887 I've been waiting a long time to do this! 1512 01:04:48.472 --> 01:04:50.349 So I take one out, give the ol' 1513 01:04:50.349 --> 01:04:52.476 and then the other one comes at me like aahh, 1514 01:04:52.476 --> 01:04:53.977 and then I'm like, so I'm like "Today's my lucky day." 1515 01:04:55.479 --> 01:04:57.231 Okay, okay, we get it, honey. 1516 01:04:57.231 --> 01:04:58.482 I mean, we're just lucky 1517 01:04:58.482 --> 01:04:59.775 they didn't suspend the both of you. 1518 01:04:59.775 --> 01:05:01.235 Yeah, speaking of which, 1519 01:05:01.235 --> 01:05:04.238 I was thinking we ground you guys for like, 2 days. 1520 01:05:04.238 --> 01:05:06.573 Oh, our first grounding. 1521 01:05:06.573 --> 01:05:07.866 How fun. 1522 01:05:07.866 --> 01:05:10.452 We can make you guys pull weeds, or something. 1523 01:05:10.452 --> 01:05:12.037 Sand the banisters? 1524 01:05:12.037 --> 01:05:14.206 I've got some ottomans that need to be reupholstered. 1525 01:05:14.206 --> 01:05:15.207 You can do that, too. 1526 01:05:15.207 --> 01:05:16.792 Ooh, exciting. 1527 01:05:16.792 --> 01:05:19.419 I have no clue what that means, whatsoever. 1528 01:05:25.926 --> 01:05:29.930 Hey, you remember that you're grounded, right? 1529 01:05:29.930 --> 01:05:31.682 Just be back before dinner. 1530 01:05:31.682 --> 01:05:32.933 I guess. 1531 01:05:33.934 --> 01:05:38.772 ♪ We could be together like a clock ♪ 1532 01:05:40.065 --> 01:05:44.778 ♪ Take our time and make it ours ♪ 1533 01:05:44.778 --> 01:05:48.949 ♪ We could be something they're not ♪ 1534 01:05:48.949 --> 01:05:53.161 ♪ But all my friends, they keep asking ♪ 1535 01:05:53.161 --> 01:05:58.125 ♪ "How do you spend, all ♪ your days by her side" ♪ 1536 01:06:00.919 --> 01:06:05.757 ♪ And I just said, "I ♪ love her 'til I die" ♪ 1537 01:06:07.176 --> 01:06:10.804 ♪ Your friends they keep asking ♪ 1538 01:06:10.804 --> 01:06:15.767 ♪ Do you want to spend all ♪ your years by his side ♪ 1539 01:06:18.437 --> 01:06:23.400 ♪ And you just said, "I ♪ will never say goodbye" ♪ 1540 01:06:28.697 --> 01:06:30.449 Honey, what's wrong? 1541 01:06:32.993 --> 01:06:34.244 What's wrong? 1542 01:06:42.377 --> 01:06:43.629 Dinner. 1543 01:06:43.629 --> 01:06:45.589 You can just leave it. 1544 01:06:47.674 --> 01:06:48.926 These from Calvin's shed? 1545 01:06:48.926 --> 01:06:51.136 Yeah, he was tracking this comet, 1546 01:06:51.136 --> 01:06:53.013 the one he believed that the UFO 1547 01:06:53.013 --> 01:06:55.891 that took his parents were following. 1548 01:06:55.891 --> 01:06:57.809 'Til I blew it all up. 1549 01:06:57.809 --> 01:06:59.561 That was pretty uncool of you. 1550 01:06:59.561 --> 01:07:00.562 But he still deserved to know 1551 01:07:00.562 --> 01:07:02.731 that his mom was still out there, 1552 01:07:02.731 --> 01:07:04.942 even if she was a total jerk. 1553 01:07:06.693 --> 01:07:07.903 What are these? 1554 01:07:07.903 --> 01:07:11.073 Those were taken the night his parents left, 1555 01:07:11.073 --> 01:07:14.535 and he didn't have a way to develop them, so I did. 1556 01:07:14.535 --> 01:07:16.245 What this, though? 1557 01:07:16.245 --> 01:07:17.538 I just told you. 1558 01:07:17.538 --> 01:07:20.123 No, this, right here. 1559 01:07:20.123 --> 01:07:21.124 Is that a UFO? 1560 01:07:21.124 --> 01:07:22.251 That's a UFO? 1561 01:07:22.251 --> 01:07:23.377 Shh! 1562 01:07:25.128 --> 01:07:26.213 It's tonight. 1563 01:07:26.213 --> 01:07:27.548 Huh? 1564 01:07:27.548 --> 01:07:28.757 That's why he's not at the shed. 1565 01:07:28.757 --> 01:07:30.884 Jesper's Comet flies over tonight! 1566 01:07:30.884 --> 01:07:33.011 How many times do I have to say orienteering 1567 01:07:33.011 --> 01:07:34.972 before you listen to me? 1568 01:07:36.306 --> 01:07:39.893 With these coordinates measuring for travel time, 1569 01:07:39.893 --> 01:07:43.063 huh, the comet path should be right here, 1570 01:07:43.063 --> 01:07:46.233 but it looks like he mixed up the 1/3 and 1/4 mile marker 1571 01:07:46.233 --> 01:07:49.111 and went to a spot 2 miles south. 1572 01:07:49.111 --> 01:07:51.113 You are a genius! 1573 01:07:51.113 --> 01:07:52.531 Freakin' fractions. 1574 01:07:52.531 --> 01:07:53.866 Oh, man. 1575 01:07:53.866 --> 01:07:56.034 Unless we tell him, he's gonna miss the comet. 1576 01:07:56.034 --> 01:07:57.244 You forget, we're grounded. 1577 01:07:57.244 --> 01:07:59.997 You forget that I'm very clever. 1578 01:08:01.874 --> 01:08:02.916 Hello, Mother and Father. 1579 01:08:02.916 --> 01:08:06.753 I'm just going to the kitchen for sustenance. 1580 01:08:08.881 --> 01:08:09.882 Oh, no! 1581 01:08:09.882 --> 01:08:11.133 I've broken something. 1582 01:08:11.133 --> 01:08:13.760 Gasp! I think it's Mother's favorite tea mug! 1583 01:08:13.760 --> 01:08:15.262 Better not be! 1584 01:08:15.262 --> 01:08:16.847 Never mind. 1585 01:08:16.847 --> 01:08:18.015 I think it's Dad's entire shot glass collection 1586 01:08:18.015 --> 01:08:19.641 from Venezuela. 1587 01:08:19.641 --> 01:08:21.935 If you mean Nicaragua, I'm gonna be really upset. 1588 01:08:33.947 --> 01:08:36.200 Hold it right there, missy. 1589 01:08:37.743 --> 01:08:39.536 I'm guessing your brother orchestrated that whole thing 1590 01:08:39.536 --> 01:08:42.372 as a distraction so you could sneak out? 1591 01:08:42.372 --> 01:08:43.707 Mm hm. 1592 01:08:43.707 --> 01:08:44.917 And you're going to go find Calvin? 1593 01:08:44.917 --> 01:08:45.918 Mm hm. 1594 01:08:49.046 --> 01:08:51.924 Then you should probably take my car. 1595 01:08:51.924 --> 01:08:54.259 Wait, you'll need this. 1596 01:08:54.259 --> 01:08:55.802 It's dark out there. 1597 01:08:56.803 --> 01:08:58.764 You guys are okay with this? 1598 01:08:58.764 --> 01:09:01.934 Ah, you can be grounded some other time. 1599 01:09:01.934 --> 01:09:04.895 Maybe next Thursday. 1600 01:09:09.566 --> 01:09:10.859 Go get 'em, kiddo. 1601 01:09:10.859 --> 01:09:11.652 Love you guys. 1602 01:09:11.652 --> 01:09:12.528 Love you. 1603 01:09:18.325 --> 01:09:19.826 ♪ I caught a glimpse of you tonight ♪ 1604 01:09:19.826 --> 01:09:25.040 ♪ movin' like a satellite ♪ 1605 01:09:25.040 --> 01:09:28.335 ♪ And not to be dramatic but ♪ my heartbeat was erratic ♪ 1606 01:09:28.335 --> 01:09:31.964 ♪ Then my radio went static ♪ and it felt like magic ♪ 1607 01:09:31.964 --> 01:09:33.841 ♪ And I couldn't even move my eyes ♪ 1608 01:09:33.841 --> 01:09:38.804 ♪ They were locked, paralyzed ♪ 1609 01:09:40.097 --> 01:09:42.891 ♪ Now everybody thinks I'm crazy ♪ 1610 01:09:42.891 --> 01:09:43.892 ♪ You made everything feel hazy ♪ 1611 01:09:43.892 --> 01:09:44.893 Calvin! 1612 01:09:46.562 --> 01:09:48.939 ♪ You are my UFO ♪ 1613 01:09:48.939 --> 01:09:50.607 Calvin! 1614 01:09:50.607 --> 01:09:53.610 ♪ Like a flash of bright lights ♪ in the middle of the night ♪ 1615 01:09:53.610 --> 01:09:55.904 ♪ You are my UFO ♪ 1616 01:09:55.904 --> 01:09:56.780 ♪ Take my breath away ♪ 1617 01:09:56.780 --> 01:09:57.739 Calvin! 1618 01:09:57.739 --> 01:09:58.740 ♪ Yeah, you make me levitate ♪ 1619 01:09:58.740 --> 01:09:59.491 Calvin! 1620 01:10:00.742 --> 01:10:03.620 ♪ You are my UFO ♪ 1621 01:10:03.620 --> 01:10:06.915 ♪ I was a doubter 'til ♪ the close encounter ♪ 1622 01:10:06.915 --> 01:10:08.584 Calvin! 1623 01:10:08.584 --> 01:10:09.960 ♪ And now I know that ♪ you're somewhere out there ♪ 1624 01:10:09.960 --> 01:10:10.711 Calvin! 1625 01:10:12.045 --> 01:10:12.796 Calvin! 1626 01:10:12.796 --> 01:10:15.174 ♪ And I'm not alone ♪ 1627 01:10:15.174 --> 01:10:16.592 ♪ You are my UFO ♪ 1628 01:10:16.592 --> 01:10:17.342 Itsy? 1629 01:10:20.846 --> 01:10:21.597 Calvin. 1630 01:10:25.475 --> 01:10:27.978 Calvin, I am so sorry about everything. 1631 01:10:27.978 --> 01:10:29.479 I shouldn't have written that article about you, 1632 01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:30.772 and I shouldn't have said those things, 1633 01:10:30.772 --> 01:10:32.065 and you were right about everything 1634 01:10:32.065 --> 01:10:33.775 except your mom being abducted, who just turned out to be 1635 01:10:33.775 --> 01:10:34.568 a total jerk- 1636 01:10:34.568 --> 01:10:35.903 Itsy. 1637 01:10:35.903 --> 01:10:37.237 And I'm sorry, I was just focused on trying 1638 01:10:37.237 --> 01:10:38.197 to get back to my old life, so I was self-centered, 1639 01:10:38.197 --> 01:10:39.239 and selfish, and a jerk! 1640 01:10:39.239 --> 01:10:39.948 Itsy. 1641 01:10:41.992 --> 01:10:42.993 You're right. 1642 01:10:44.369 --> 01:10:45.913 You don't have to agree that quickly. 1643 01:10:45.913 --> 01:10:49.041 No, no, what I mean is I've realized 1644 01:10:50.584 --> 01:10:53.045 I've spent so much time thinking about leaving this planet, 1645 01:10:53.045 --> 01:10:56.006 I haven't thought about what I'd do if I stayed. 1646 01:10:56.006 --> 01:10:58.217 So I came here to say goodbye. 1647 01:10:58.217 --> 01:11:00.552 Not to Earth, but to my dad. 1648 01:11:04.890 --> 01:11:07.017 I have to move on. 1649 01:11:07.017 --> 01:11:09.520 I can't keep pretending like he's coming back for me, 1650 01:11:09.520 --> 01:11:10.896 or that UFOs exist- 1651 01:11:10.896 --> 01:11:12.648 No, but they do exist! 1652 01:11:12.648 --> 01:11:14.233 Calvin, you were right about the UFOs, 1653 01:11:14.233 --> 01:11:15.776 but you were wrong about the location. 1654 01:11:15.776 --> 01:11:17.945 We're supposed to be two miles that way. 1655 01:11:17.945 --> 01:11:19.154 You might be a genius, 1656 01:11:19.154 --> 01:11:20.948 but you're still horrible at fractions. 1657 01:11:22.824 --> 01:11:23.784 I was right? 1658 01:11:23.784 --> 01:11:24.785 You were right. 1659 01:11:24.785 --> 01:11:25.827 My dad was abducted by aliens? 1660 01:11:25.827 --> 01:11:28.872 Your dad was totally abducted by aliens! 1661 01:11:28.872 --> 01:11:30.165 We've got 23 minutes. 1662 01:11:30.165 --> 01:11:31.083 Okay, we need to go. 1663 01:11:41.927 --> 01:11:43.846 This way; let's go. 1664 01:11:50.936 --> 01:11:52.938 ♪ You are my UFO ♪ 1665 01:11:52.938 --> 01:11:56.525 ♪ Like a flash of bright lights ♪ in the middle of the night ♪ 1666 01:11:56.525 --> 01:11:57.818 ♪ You are, you are ♪ 1667 01:11:57.818 --> 01:12:00.404 ♪ You are my UFO ♪ 1668 01:12:03.198 --> 01:12:05.158 Did we make it on time? 1669 01:12:05.158 --> 01:12:06.243 We made it. 1670 01:12:10.956 --> 01:12:11.999 Okay, it's coming. 1671 01:12:11.999 --> 01:12:13.542 It's coming. 1672 01:12:14.877 --> 01:12:16.003 There it is! 1673 01:12:22.050 --> 01:12:23.635 It's so beautiful. 1674 01:12:30.851 --> 01:12:32.811 Okay, okay, get ready. 1675 01:12:51.580 --> 01:12:52.873 Calvin? 1676 01:12:54.458 --> 01:12:57.044 I really thought he was coming. 1677 01:12:58.587 --> 01:12:59.838 Are you okay? 1678 01:13:05.302 --> 01:13:06.178 I'm okay. 1679 01:13:09.598 --> 01:13:11.642 I think I'm finally okay. 1680 01:13:14.186 --> 01:13:17.356 I've got everything I need right here. 1681 01:13:18.982 --> 01:13:20.150 Let's go home. 1682 01:13:56.311 --> 01:13:57.604 Calvin, look. 1683 01:14:12.369 --> 01:14:13.662 Pardon? 1684 01:14:16.206 --> 01:14:18.333 Nice to meet you, buddy. 1685 01:14:20.002 --> 01:14:23.797 Oh, yeah, it's nice to meet you too, buddy. 1686 01:14:27.342 --> 01:14:28.093 Calvin? 1687 01:14:34.892 --> 01:14:35.642 Dad? 1688 01:14:39.229 --> 01:14:40.772 Dad! 1689 01:14:55.078 --> 01:14:56.163 Oh, Calvin. 1690 01:14:57.039 --> 01:14:58.498 I can't believe you're here. 1691 01:14:58.498 --> 01:14:59.791 Me? 1692 01:14:59.791 --> 01:15:00.959 I can't believe that you're here. 1693 01:15:00.959 --> 01:15:01.877 And look at you. 1694 01:15:01.877 --> 01:15:03.003 You're huge! 1695 01:15:03.003 --> 01:15:03.921 Look at you! 1696 01:15:03.921 --> 01:15:06.131 You look, the exact same. 1697 01:15:06.131 --> 01:15:07.716 Yeah, it's crazy, right? 1698 01:15:07.716 --> 01:15:09.843 Yeah, there's something about chasing Jesper's Comet 1699 01:15:09.843 --> 01:15:11.345 that stops you from aging. 1700 01:15:11.345 --> 01:15:14.306 You know, I've been up in space for 109 years. 1701 01:15:14.306 --> 01:15:17.684 Wait, so how many earth years have passed since I left? 1702 01:15:17.684 --> 01:15:19.436 You've been gone for 10 years, Dad. 1703 01:15:19.436 --> 01:15:22.064 Oh, I'm so sorry, son. 1704 01:15:22.064 --> 01:15:24.858 Look, I've been trying to reach you since the moment I left. 1705 01:15:24.858 --> 01:15:27.945 Did you get my message about pancakes? 1706 01:15:27.945 --> 01:15:29.947 I knew that was you. 1707 01:15:29.947 --> 01:15:31.865 Well, I'm here now. 1708 01:15:36.828 --> 01:15:38.539 Calvin? 1709 01:15:42.042 --> 01:15:43.126 Who's this? 1710 01:15:43.126 --> 01:15:44.253 Hi, I'm Itsy. 1711 01:15:44.253 --> 01:15:45.045 Oh, hi, Itsy. 1712 01:15:45.045 --> 01:15:47.881 I'm Cyrus, Calvin's dad. 1713 01:15:47.881 --> 01:15:49.716 Are you, uh... 1714 01:15:49.716 --> 01:15:51.885 Well, it's um... 1715 01:15:51.885 --> 01:15:53.428 I'm his girlfriend. 1716 01:15:53.428 --> 01:15:55.681 I see, all right. 1717 01:15:55.681 --> 01:15:56.974 Hmm. 1718 01:15:56.974 --> 01:15:58.851 Well, it's very nice to meet you, Itsy. 1719 01:15:58.851 --> 01:16:00.477 Nice to meet buddy. 1720 01:16:04.857 --> 01:16:06.567 Wait, Dad, your hair. 1721 01:16:06.567 --> 01:16:07.734 You're getting older. 1722 01:16:07.734 --> 01:16:09.069 Oh no. 1723 01:16:09.069 --> 01:16:10.863 I was afraid this would happen. 1724 01:16:10.863 --> 01:16:11.780 What's going on? 1725 01:16:11.780 --> 01:16:13.198 Time is catching up to me. 1726 01:16:13.198 --> 01:16:14.992 That 109 years I spent in space 1727 01:16:14.992 --> 01:16:18.036 must be affecting me all at once. 1728 01:16:27.796 --> 01:16:29.131 Okay. 1729 01:16:29.131 --> 01:16:30.299 What are they saying? 1730 01:16:30.299 --> 01:16:32.801 Well, the bad news is uh... 1731 01:16:34.303 --> 01:16:35.554 You can't stay. 1732 01:16:35.554 --> 01:16:36.388 Well, no. 1733 01:16:36.388 --> 01:16:37.723 I can. 1734 01:16:37.723 --> 01:16:39.349 I've come all this way to see you. 1735 01:16:39.349 --> 01:16:40.684 I'm staying here. 1736 01:16:40.684 --> 01:16:44.062 Dad, you've aged 20 years in five minutes. 1737 01:16:44.062 --> 01:16:47.691 Another 15 and you'll have aged 60 years and probably die. 1738 01:16:47.691 --> 01:16:49.026 You need to go. 1739 01:16:49.026 --> 01:16:50.068 All right. 1740 01:16:50.068 --> 01:16:51.695 Give me a second. 1741 01:16:59.912 --> 01:17:01.830 Okay, great news. 1742 01:17:01.830 --> 01:17:03.624 They said that you guys can come with us. 1743 01:17:03.624 --> 01:17:05.834 Yeah, but we need to leave ASAP, all right. 1744 01:17:05.834 --> 01:17:08.253 These guys are kind of obsessed with chasing Jesper's Comet 1745 01:17:08.253 --> 01:17:10.547 because they think the tail tastes like cotton candy. 1746 01:17:10.547 --> 01:17:12.341 By the way, it's very good. 1747 01:17:12.341 --> 01:17:13.217 Cotton candy? 1748 01:17:13.217 --> 01:17:14.718 Yeah. 1749 01:17:14.718 --> 01:17:15.969 But the tails of comets are mostly made up 1750 01:17:15.969 --> 01:17:17.971 of ionized gases and metallic microparticles. 1751 01:17:17.971 --> 01:17:19.932 Oh, my sweet, sweet boy. 1752 01:17:19.932 --> 01:17:22.434 There's so much for you to learn. 1753 01:17:23.810 --> 01:17:25.812 Oh, there's the departure bell. 1754 01:17:25.812 --> 01:17:26.605 Come on, let's go. 1755 01:17:26.605 --> 01:17:27.648 We better go. 1756 01:17:29.233 --> 01:17:29.983 Calvin. 1757 01:17:31.860 --> 01:17:32.945 I can't leave. 1758 01:17:32.945 --> 01:17:34.196 My family's here. 1759 01:17:37.449 --> 01:17:38.534 But my dad. 1760 01:17:40.202 --> 01:17:40.994 I know. 1761 01:17:48.544 --> 01:17:49.294 You go. 1762 01:17:52.756 --> 01:17:53.507 Calvin? 1763 01:18:02.850 --> 01:18:03.600 Come on. 1764 01:18:06.311 --> 01:18:07.479 Dad, I, I... 1765 01:18:09.189 --> 01:18:11.191 Yeah, it's okay. 1766 01:18:11.191 --> 01:18:12.860 I understand. 1767 01:18:12.860 --> 01:18:17.573 Just know I'll be up there looking down on you. 1768 01:18:17.573 --> 01:18:20.325 Oh, I'm so proud of you, Son. 1769 01:18:20.325 --> 01:18:21.702 So proud of you. 1770 01:18:31.128 --> 01:18:32.796 Love you, kiddo. 1771 01:18:32.796 --> 01:18:34.715 Love you, too, Dad. 1772 01:18:41.722 --> 01:18:43.682 And hey, the comet will be making 1773 01:18:43.682 --> 01:18:46.018 its way back around to Earth every 10 years. 1774 01:18:46.018 --> 01:18:48.103 Maybe one day you guys will change your minds 1775 01:18:48.103 --> 01:18:49.938 and wanna come with us. 1776 01:19:17.841 --> 01:19:18.884 Wait, look. 1777 01:19:21.011 --> 01:19:22.763 Make a wish, Calvin. 1778 01:19:26.016 --> 01:19:28.769 Well, um, if now is a good time. 1779 01:19:30.020 --> 01:19:32.981 I'd like to ask for your consent to- 1780 01:19:35.526 --> 01:19:36.276 Wow. 1781 01:19:37.152 --> 01:19:38.946 What? 1782 01:19:38.946 --> 01:19:42.449 I just didn't expect for my wish to come true so soon. 1783 01:20:00.300 --> 01:20:02.886 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 1784 01:20:02.886 --> 01:20:05.931 ♪ Know that you're never alone ♪ 1785 01:20:05.931 --> 01:20:10.894 ♪ You're forever in my heart ♪ 1786 01:20:11.937 --> 01:20:14.898 ♪ And the moments you need me ♪ 1787 01:20:14.898 --> 01:20:17.818 ♪ No distance could keep me ♪ 1788 01:20:17.818 --> 01:20:21.738 ♪ I will be wherever you are ♪ 1789 01:20:27.953 --> 01:20:32.916 ♪ You could be all the ♪ way across the ocean ♪ 1790 01:20:34.543 --> 01:20:39.256 ♪ You might just feel a ♪ million miles from me ♪ 1791 01:20:40.799 --> 01:20:44.970 ♪ It don't matter, baby ♪ I'll come running ♪ 1792 01:20:44.970 --> 01:20:49.892 ♪ Oh, I will do anything to make you see ♪ 1793 01:20:52.144 --> 01:20:54.938 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 1794 01:20:54.938 --> 01:20:58.108 ♪ Know that you're never alone ♪ 1795 01:20:58.108 --> 01:21:03.030 ♪ You're forever in my heart ♪ 1796 01:21:04.031 --> 01:21:06.909 ♪ And the moments you need me ♪ 1797 01:21:06.909 --> 01:21:10.287 ♪ No distance could keep me ♪ 1798 01:21:10.287 --> 01:21:15.250 ♪ I will be wherever you are ♪ 1799 01:21:17.503 --> 01:21:18.795 ♪ When you find pain ♪ 1800 01:21:18.795 --> 01:21:20.547 ♪ When you fall down ♪ 1801 01:21:20.547 --> 01:21:23.258 ♪ When you hit harder times ♪ 1802 01:21:23.258 --> 01:21:24.927 ♪ Just call my name ♪ 1803 01:21:24.927 --> 01:21:29.056 ♪ I'll always be right by your side ♪ 1804 01:21:42.945 --> 01:21:45.656 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 1805 01:21:45.656 --> 01:21:48.951 ♪ Know that you're never ♪ alone, never alone ♪ 1806 01:21:48.951 --> 01:21:53.747 ♪ You're forever in my heart ♪ 1807 01:21:53.747 --> 01:21:54.957 ♪ Forever in my heart ♪ 1808 01:21:54.957 --> 01:21:57.793 ♪ And the moments you need me ♪ 1809 01:21:57.793 --> 01:22:00.420 ♪ No distance could keep me ♪ 1810 01:22:00.420 --> 01:22:01.713 ♪ Could keep me ♪ 1811 01:22:01.713 --> 01:22:05.342 ♪ I will be wherever you are ♪ 1812 01:22:05.342 --> 01:22:07.511 ♪ I'll be wherever you are ♪ 1813 01:22:07.511 --> 01:22:11.139 ♪ Wherever you go ♪ 1814 01:22:11.139 --> 01:22:13.016 ♪ Know that you're never alone ♪ 1815 01:22:13.016 --> 01:22:14.017 ♪ You're never alone ♪ 1816 01:22:14.017 --> 01:22:16.937 ♪ You're forever in my heart ♪ 1817 01:22:16.937 --> 01:22:19.731 ♪ Oh, forever in my heart ♪ 1818 01:22:19.731 --> 01:22:21.900 ♪ And the moments you need me ♪ 1819 01:22:21.900 --> 01:22:23.026 ♪ And the moments ♪ 1820 01:22:23.026 --> 01:22:25.988 ♪ No distance could keep me ♪ 1821 01:22:25.988 --> 01:22:29.741 ♪ I will be wherever you are ♪ 1822 01:22:29.741 --> 01:22:33.871 ♪ I'll be wherever you are ♪ 1823 01:22:33.871 --> 01:22:35.831 ♪ Wherever you are ♪ 1824 01:22:35.831 --> 01:22:38.292 ♪ I'll be wherever you are ♪ 1825 01:22:38.292 --> 01:22:39.251 ♪ I'll be ♪ 1826 01:22:39.251 --> 01:22:41.378 ♪ I'll be wherever you are ♪ 1827 01:22:41.378 --> 01:22:45.424 ♪ Wherever you, wherever you are ♪