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-I'm thinking of
the incredible breakthrough

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which has been made possible by
developments in communications,

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particularly the transistor
and above all,

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the communications satellite.

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These things will
make possible a world

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in which we can be in instant
contact with each other,

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wherever we may be.

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It will be possible in that age,

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perhaps only 50 years from now,

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for a man to conduct
his business from Tahiti or Bali

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just as well
as he could from London.

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In fact,
if it proves worthwhile,

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almost any executive skill,

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any administrative skill,

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even any physical skill,

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could be made
independent of distance.

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When that time comes,

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the whole world will have
shrunk to a point.

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And the traditional role
of the city

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as a meeting place for man

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would have ceased to make
any sense.

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In fact, men will
no longer commute.

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They will communicate.

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-Fuck's sake.
-We're not late!

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-No, I know,
but I'm going to throw up.

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-Okay.

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Shit!

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<i>-Matt Sundin is the sleepiest</i>
<i>of all out there.</i>

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<i>He's proven NHL talent but not</i>
<i>scoring like the Leafs need --</i>

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-Your 9:00 is here.
-Where's Brock?

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-His office.
-Mr. Balsillie?

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You wanted to see this report.
-Talk to Shelly.

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-[Muttering]
Integrated circuits...

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-Well, I finally understand
that quote,

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When you grow up,
your heart dies.

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That's from "Breakfast Club."
John Hughes.

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-Do you hear that?

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[Low hiss]

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-Uh, yeah.

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You talk about that buzzing?
-Mm.

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-It's an office, I'm sure they
got a million little buzzes.

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-Mm.
-It's a subtle buzzing.

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-There.
-You've identified it.

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-Mm.
-What?

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Made in China --
the mark of the beast?

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[Hissing distorts]
Uh... Um...

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Mike?
-I can't concentrate.

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-And so what?
Are you going to fix this?

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-I'm going to fix it.
-Uh, now's not the time.

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The meeting starts in,
like, two minutes.

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Now's not the time.
Now's not the time.

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Now's not the time.
-Okay?

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I need, like, a paper clip.

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-That's a guy's thing.
That's a guy's fucking thing.

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-It has no off switch.
That means it's always on.

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So it's just always buzzing.
-Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Um... Well,

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Yeah, go fast.

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-You can tell him he's
not going -- [chuckles] --

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He's not going to get steel.

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Alloys, Harry!

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I'll call you back.

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-They're outside.

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-These guys really
are Dutch, huh?

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-[Chuckles]

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Listen, Rick, I've thought
about this a lot.

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And if these guys take the deal,

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I want to run the new division.

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-Think you can run this place?

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-Yes! Yes!

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-Me too.

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Just so we're clear,
if this thing doesn't go,

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we never had this conversation.

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-Great. Great. Um...

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-Thank you.

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-There's one adjustment.

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Apparently the Americans
offered them

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some fancy tax splitting plan,

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so we need to show them
the Canadian version.

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-I don't have that.
-No, no.

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-Callahan worked
something up last minute.

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We're going to bring him in
to explain it.

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-Callahan.
Uh...

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You know what?
I think that's a bad idea.

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-Why is that?

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-I tell you what, Rick,
why don't you have

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Callahan explain
the tax thing to me

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and I'll just -- I'll work it
into my pitch.

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I think that's better.
-Kyle was up all night

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putting this together
as a favor to me.

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He gets to present.
-Rick, I mean...

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You're going to have
this guy present to Stork?

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I mean, he looks like a..
fucking, a total goof.

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-Jim...
I'm not asking.

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-Okay, great.

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-Okay. Bald, scary looking guy
walking towards us right now.

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-God damn it!
-Mike?

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-Yeah. Got it.

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-Watch the fuck out!
-Oh, shit.

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Sit down. Sit down.

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-Much better.

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-[Sighs]

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-Yeah. What can I do for you?

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-Yes. Hi.

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I'm Mike Lazaridis,
CEO of Research in Motion.

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We create various
computer hardware systems

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using both custom
design integrated circuits,

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as well as off
the shelf components

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provided by major hardware
vendors such as Intel,

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American Micro Devices
and CYRIX.

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Our clients have included
US Robotics,

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Rogers Cantel, RAM Mobile.

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-Just a second.

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[Dialing]

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Hey, you're on
Callahan's desk, right?

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Okay, great.
This is Jim Balsillie.

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Brock wanted me to do
a quick proof of that tax stuff

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before the meeting.
Could you bring me a --

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Exactly.

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Okay, great. Thanks.

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Okay, uh, what is this?

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-So w-we had a shop teacher...

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who told us --
oh, we had a shop teacher

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in high school named
Mr. Moshinsky,

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who told us the person who puts
a computer inside a phone

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will change the world.

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Well, we have a plan
to piggyback

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on the unused bandwidth
of the UHF spectrum

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to create an all
in one mobile device.

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[Beep]
<i>-Adam Callahan's assistant</i>

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is here to see you?
-Send him in.

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Great.
-Sorry, Mr. Balsillie.

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No one -- I didn't realize you
needed a copy of

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this tax report also --
-I'm in a meeting right now.

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Okay.

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-So, basically there is
a free

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wireless Internet signal
all across North America,

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and nobody has figured out
how to use it.

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There's free Internet
in this room right now.

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-Mm-hmm.

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-It's like the force.

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Sorry. Have you seen
"Star Wars"?

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-No.

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-So, okay, picture a pager,

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a cell phone and an email
machine, all in one thing.

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-We call it, um, Pocket Link.

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-Okay, listen, we don't do
anything like that here.

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We are a commercial
manufacturing company.

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You want to talk
to a VC guy?

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And you need a better name.

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-You're going to cry?!
Mike!

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Oh, it's just disappointment?
-Yeah.

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-You did great!
-[Clears throat]

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Well, I saw that Rick sent
the limo to pick you guys up.

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We must need this merger
worse than I thought.

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[Light laughter]

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So, I know we have
a lot to cover,

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but I thought we should start
with our tax strategy.

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Now, I'm sure you heard it
from the Americans,

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but let me assure you,
we also know how to

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cheat on our taxes
here in Canada.

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Okay?

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Here's what we can do:

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We run payroll out of Ontario,

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but we pay all our vendors
from the Netherlands.

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We split that fucker
right in half.

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The left won't know
what the right is doing.

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Plus, we get a nice
little provincial

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kickback on manufacturing labor.

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We get a massive
federal tax credit

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because they don't know whether
they're private or public.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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-Beam me aboard!

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-Prisoner, and held captive
within the digital world of

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the computer itself.

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-♪ Riding on any wave ♪

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♪ That is the luck you crave ♪

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♪ They don't believe it now ♪

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♪ They just think it's stupid ♪

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♪ So got anything? ♪

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♪ Anyone could have done ♪

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♪ Who would've cared at all ♪

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♪ Not you ♪

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♪ Another heart ♪
-Hello?

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-Hello!
-♪ Has made the trade ♪

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♪ Forget it, forget it ♪
-So, what you're saying is that

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you just touch and talk?
-♪ I don't understand ♪

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♪ How a heart is a spade ♪

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♪ But somehow the vital
connection is made ♪

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-You can use your cellular phone
to order me a pizza.

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-And that includes
50 minutes of air time.

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-We'll page you.
-Well, it's very hip to be

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on the Internet right now.
-[Both shouting]

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-I still think
Apple has a future.

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The way out is not to slash
and burn, it's to innovate.

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♪Riding on anything ♪

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♪ Anything's good enough ♪

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♪ Who would've thought it of ♪

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[Engages parking brake]

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-Oh, okay. Here's what I think.

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Mike, super simple.
Hit him with the good news,

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bad news routine --
good news, bad news routine.

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All right? You're going to
say good -- Mike?!

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What?

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Everything's going to be fine.

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We still have
the US Robotics deal.

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We're like, what did
the cave say about Aladdin,

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"Diamond in the rough"?
Fuck!

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-What?
-I forgot the easel.

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-No, we have to change the name.
Product needs a new name.

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-You're giving that guy
way too much credit, man.

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He hasn't seen "Star Wars."
He's bald.

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How much you want to bet they
don't even mention the phone.

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[Typing, laughter]

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-Are you office dad?
-[Laughter]

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-Dude. Okay.
Make a make a -- make a thing.

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Make a "Scott sucks" --
-I can't.

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That's why I'm using
your computer.

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-21 boy Canada.

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-That's me.

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This guy's telling me
about sniffing his --

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Sniffing his --
[Door opens]

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-Did they buy the phone?

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-So, we've got good news
and bad news.

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The -- okay,
the bad news is that,

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yeah, the presentation,
we were not heard,

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and they did not understand
the product,

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and so
they did not buy the phone.

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-What was the good news?
-What's the good news?

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-Emergency movie night,
right now, Steven Spielberg's

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"Raiders of the Lost Ark,"
letterbox.

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-No way!
-Shotgun. Shotgun. Shotgun.

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Shotgun!

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-You said their headpiece
only had markings on one side.

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Are you absolutely sure?

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Balloq's staff is too long.

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[All] "We're digging in
the wrong place"!

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[Laughter]

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[Dramatic music]

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-Don't!

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-[All] "Bad dates."
-Bad dates.

254
00:14:43.354 --> 00:14:46.619
-Couple of bad dates.
-A couple bad dates!

255
00:14:46.654 --> 00:14:49.490
Couple bad dates!
-That was -- that was there.

256
00:14:49.525 --> 00:14:52.493
Why did they go the other way?
That was like that...

257
00:14:52.528 --> 00:14:57.267
♪♪

258
00:14:57.302 --> 00:15:01.139
-Mike, you're missing
your favorite movie, man!

259
00:15:01.174 --> 00:15:07.607
♪♪

260
00:15:07.642 --> 00:15:14.284
♪♪

261
00:15:14.319 --> 00:15:20.752
♪♪

262
00:15:20.787 --> 00:15:27.429
♪♪

263
00:15:27.464 --> 00:15:30.696
-[Sighs]

264
00:15:30.731 --> 00:15:39.045
♪♪

265
00:15:39.080 --> 00:15:47.152
♪♪

266
00:15:47.187 --> 00:15:50.716
<i>-Toronto wins it by a count</i>
<i>of 5 to 4.</i>

267
00:15:50.751 --> 00:15:53.191
<i>Doug Gilmour adds three assists</i>
<i>to his five</i>

268
00:15:53.226 --> 00:15:55.490
<i>to finish the game with 30....</i>

269
00:15:55.525 --> 00:15:57.096
<i>...in the extra period.</i>

270
00:15:57.131 --> 00:15:59.296
<i>But obviously the story was --</i>

271
00:15:59.331 --> 00:16:01.100
[Kills engine]

272
00:16:01.135 --> 00:16:02.563
-Are they top or bottom left?

273
00:16:02.598 --> 00:16:04.367
-Go, I got my whole group.

274
00:16:04.402 --> 00:16:05.731
-Send -- Send everything.
Top left.

275
00:16:05.766 --> 00:16:07.535
Let's take.
Let's take a gamble.

276
00:16:07.570 --> 00:16:09.504
We'll go for Scott.
-Does anybody have

277
00:16:09.539 --> 00:16:11.506
a type-c coax?
-They don't even know

278
00:16:11.541 --> 00:16:13.772
I'm not even top left.
-Scott, you're attacking me.

279
00:16:13.807 --> 00:16:15.411
-What?
-You're attacking me.

280
00:16:15.446 --> 00:16:17.611
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-Send the dogs, Ethan,

281
00:16:17.646 --> 00:16:19.547
Send the dogs.
They're rushing.

282
00:16:19.582 --> 00:16:21.549
-Bottom right.
-I'm sending another. Another.

283
00:16:21.584 --> 00:16:23.287
-They got rockets.
I got to run down.

284
00:16:23.322 --> 00:16:25.223
-Anybody have any type c
coax cables?

285
00:16:25.258 --> 00:16:28.226
-Kiss it bye-bye!
-Oh, the plunger is moving!

286
00:16:28.261 --> 00:16:30.162
-No!
-The plunger is moving!

287
00:16:30.197 --> 00:16:34.100
Dude, come on.
[Ringing]

288
00:16:34.135 --> 00:16:36.069
-No! No!
[Bang]

289
00:16:36.104 --> 00:16:38.665
-Ow! Ow!

290
00:16:38.700 --> 00:16:41.602
-Oh!
-I'm sorry, boys!

291
00:16:41.637 --> 00:16:45.606
But it's back!
It's back!

292
00:16:45.641 --> 00:16:48.081
-You had them --
-It's back!

293
00:16:48.116 --> 00:16:50.248
-[Clears throat]

294
00:16:57.455 --> 00:16:59.686
-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.

295
00:16:59.721 --> 00:17:01.655
-Nothing for me.
Thanks.

296
00:17:01.690 --> 00:17:03.855
So I know
how to sell your phone.

297
00:17:03.890 --> 00:17:07.166
I know how to market it, and I
know who we can sell it to.

298
00:17:07.201 --> 00:17:11.467
-Who?
-What do you mean, we?

299
00:17:11.502 --> 00:17:13.106
-Here's the deal.

300
00:17:13.141 --> 00:17:15.240
I will leave my job
at Sutherland Schultz.

301
00:17:15.275 --> 00:17:18.738
If you make me CEO
of Research in Motion.

302
00:17:21.248 --> 00:17:23.644
-Are you serious?

303
00:17:23.679 --> 00:17:26.548
-That was the worst product
pitch I've ever seen in my life.

304
00:17:26.583 --> 00:17:28.715
You guys don't stand
a chance out there.

305
00:17:28.750 --> 00:17:30.816
You need me.

306
00:17:30.851 --> 00:17:34.226
-Sorry. I don't know
who you think you are,

307
00:17:34.261 --> 00:17:37.196
but we are just fine.

308
00:17:37.231 --> 00:17:40.364
We have a $16 million
deal with US Robotics.

309
00:17:40.399 --> 00:17:42.828
-16 million?
-That's right.

310
00:17:42.863 --> 00:17:46.535
-Wow. Okay.
And what did they buy?

311
00:17:46.570 --> 00:17:49.637
-Modems.
Ever heard of them?

312
00:17:49.672 --> 00:17:52.673
-Are they like the force
in "Star Wars"?

313
00:17:52.708 --> 00:17:56.644
-Very funny. You know,
your logo literally is SS.

314
00:17:56.679 --> 00:18:00.483
-And how much have they paid you
on that $16 million?

315
00:18:00.518 --> 00:18:02.551
-Yeah. Nothing.
-Zero?

316
00:18:02.586 --> 00:18:04.916
-Nothing yet.
We haven't delivered the modems.

317
00:18:04.951 --> 00:18:07.721
-Well, we shipped them
product samples months ago,

318
00:18:07.756 --> 00:18:10.724
and their accounting department
won't even return

319
00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:12.429
our phone calls.
-Yeah, but they're gonna --

320
00:18:12.464 --> 00:18:14.167
What's going on?
They're going to pay us.

321
00:18:14.202 --> 00:18:16.268
We have a $16 million deal
with US Robotics.

322
00:18:16.303 --> 00:18:18.732
-Yeah, so, uh, you guys are
getting fucked.

323
00:18:18.767 --> 00:18:21.702
-Why would you -- why do you
think -- why do you say that?

324
00:18:21.737 --> 00:18:23.605
-Well, because I would
do the same thing.

325
00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:25.409
Little operation like yours.

326
00:18:25.444 --> 00:18:26.905
They know they can
withhold payment

327
00:18:26.940 --> 00:18:29.215
till the last possible second
and then crush you.

328
00:18:29.250 --> 00:18:31.580
These guys, they're...
They're pirates.

329
00:18:31.615 --> 00:18:33.318
-Uh-huh...

330
00:18:35.256 --> 00:18:39.489
-We got it. Thank you.
Um...

331
00:18:39.524 --> 00:18:41.458
How do you know anything --

332
00:18:41.493 --> 00:18:44.824
What the fuck do I care?
How much money do you got?

333
00:18:50.634 --> 00:18:52.766
-Yeah, um...

334
00:18:52.801 --> 00:18:54.504
-Okay, guys?

335
00:18:54.539 --> 00:18:56.605
-2.50?
-Here's what I'm going to do.

336
00:18:56.640 --> 00:19:00.213
I will give you
$20,000 cash today.

337
00:19:00.248 --> 00:19:03.249
I'll sell the phone, I'll work
out this problem with USR.

338
00:19:03.284 --> 00:19:07.781
But I want 50% of the company,
and I've got to be CEO.

339
00:19:12.755 --> 00:19:14.722
-That's...
-Are you joking?

340
00:19:14.757 --> 00:19:17.890
No. Obviously. Obviously.
No. No!

341
00:19:17.925 --> 00:19:19.958
-Should I just --
-Mike?

342
00:19:19.993 --> 00:19:22.796
-Okay. Okay.
-Who is in charge here?

343
00:19:22.831 --> 00:19:24.732
-Oh, I mean, technically --
-Mike is in charge,

344
00:19:24.767 --> 00:19:26.470
and he says no.

345
00:19:32.742 --> 00:19:35.347
-I am in charge.

346
00:19:35.382 --> 00:19:37.877
And I say...

347
00:19:37.912 --> 00:19:39.813
-Sorry.

348
00:19:39.848 --> 00:19:41.650
-You don't need to do
what this guy says.

349
00:19:41.685 --> 00:19:43.289
We just met him.
He's not your dad!

350
00:19:43.324 --> 00:19:44.455
-Okay...

351
00:19:50.364 --> 00:19:53.629
-Thanks. Thank you.

352
00:19:57.800 --> 00:19:59.965
-Very sassy man.

353
00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:01.406
Wouldn't you say?

354
00:20:01.441 --> 00:20:05.036
He had a --
He had a sass.

355
00:20:05.071 --> 00:20:07.313
-"Modems, ever heard of those,"
or whatever, like --

356
00:20:07.348 --> 00:20:10.415
-Oh, no. I sassed him too,
but he sassed me back.

357
00:20:12.419 --> 00:20:16.520
Like, what's he trying to say?
We don't have our modem deal?

358
00:20:16.555 --> 00:20:19.358
[Laughs]

359
00:20:19.393 --> 00:20:24.594
[Video game sound effects,
line ringing]

360
00:20:24.629 --> 00:20:26.827
<i>-US Robotics.</i>
<i>How may I direct your call?</i>

361
00:20:26.862 --> 00:20:28.829
-Yeah, it's Mike Lazaridis
from Research in Motion.

362
00:20:28.864 --> 00:20:30.699
We're actually building
some circuit boards

363
00:20:30.734 --> 00:20:32.371
for you guys.
<i>-One moment please.</i>

364
00:20:32.406 --> 00:20:39.543
[Beeping]

365
00:20:39.578 --> 00:20:42.414
<i>-Mike! Is that you?</i>
-Yes, hi.

366
00:20:42.449 --> 00:20:46.616
I was just wondering if --
if it would all --

367
00:20:46.651 --> 00:20:51.016
be at all possible for us to
invoice you

368
00:20:51.051 --> 00:20:53.854
for the first half or third

369
00:20:53.889 --> 00:20:57.495
of our -- your order
from us, if -- if --

370
00:20:57.530 --> 00:21:01.433
can -- can we invoice you
for some some of our --

371
00:21:01.468 --> 00:21:05.965
your order.
<i>-[Laughing] Oh, what?</i>

372
00:21:06.000 --> 00:21:08.033
<i>What?</i>
-If that's okay?

373
00:21:08.068 --> 00:21:10.068
<i>-Did you not get my fax?</i>

374
00:21:10.103 --> 00:21:12.774
-We don't have a fax machine.

375
00:21:12.809 --> 00:21:17.647
<i>-Mike, those modems</i>
<i>you sent us back in March,</i>

376
00:21:17.682 --> 00:21:21.453
<i>they were defective.</i>
-I'm sorry. What?

377
00:21:21.488 --> 00:21:23.653
<i>-Yeah, they didn't work.</i>

378
00:21:23.688 --> 00:21:25.391
<i>We had to cancel</i>
<i>the whole order.</i>

379
00:21:25.426 --> 00:21:27.591
<i>But this was months ago, buddy.</i>

380
00:21:29.056 --> 00:21:31.727
<i>I really thought you guys</i>
<i>had a fax machine.</i>

381
00:21:31.762 --> 00:21:34.895
<i>Hey, I tell you what, why don't</i>
<i>you let me make it up to you?</i>

382
00:21:34.930 --> 00:21:38.096
<i>I'll have USR send you one</i>
<i>free of charge on me. Okay?</i>

383
00:21:38.131 --> 00:21:41.539
-Um... Yeah. Okay. Thanks.

384
00:21:41.574 --> 00:21:44.509
<i>-Great. Okay, well,</i>
<i>good luck, Mike.</i>

385
00:21:44.544 --> 00:21:46.445
-Yeah.
<i>-Bye-bye.</i>

386
00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:47.512
-Bye.

387
00:21:47.547 --> 00:21:51.450
♪♪

388
00:21:51.485 --> 00:21:55.388
♪♪

389
00:21:55.423 --> 00:21:59.117
♪♪

390
00:21:59.152 --> 00:22:03.055
♪♪

391
00:22:03.090 --> 00:22:06.465
-What?

392
00:22:06.500 --> 00:22:09.094
Here's what you got to do:
You got to call him back,

393
00:22:09.129 --> 00:22:10.667
you got to
"Glengarry Glen Ross" this guy.

394
00:22:10.702 --> 00:22:13.406
You got to grind him.

395
00:22:13.441 --> 00:22:16.101
-Yeah...
I don't think I can grind him.

396
00:22:16.136 --> 00:22:17.707
-This is exactly what that
Rolex guy said

397
00:22:17.742 --> 00:22:19.445
was going to happen, right?

398
00:22:19.480 --> 00:22:21.073
He predicted it!
What did he say?

399
00:22:21.108 --> 00:22:23.878
He said US Robotics are pirates.

400
00:22:23.913 --> 00:22:26.144
He was fucking dead on.

401
00:22:26.179 --> 00:22:27.981
-Yeah.

402
00:22:31.118 --> 00:22:34.625
[Interference on line]
All right.

403
00:22:36.464 --> 00:22:38.563
-Hey, Steve? Steve?
-Yeah?

404
00:22:38.598 --> 00:22:40.191
-I need the phone line.

405
00:22:40.226 --> 00:22:44.162
-Some guy is trying to say
Noonian Soong is a Q.

406
00:22:44.197 --> 00:22:45.603
-Thank -- yep, thanks.

407
00:22:45.638 --> 00:22:47.638
-All right.
-What are you doing?

408
00:22:50.940 --> 00:22:53.974
-I think we should
take this deal.

409
00:22:54.009 --> 00:22:55.448
-No!

410
00:22:55.483 --> 00:22:56.614
No --

411
00:22:56.649 --> 00:22:58.110
So...

412
00:22:58.145 --> 00:23:00.211
You don't get into business
with people like this.

413
00:23:00.246 --> 00:23:03.181
That guy is sketchy.
-I think he's...

414
00:23:03.216 --> 00:23:05.722
I don't think he's sketchy.

415
00:23:05.757 --> 00:23:10.826
-His business card
is literally sketched out.

416
00:23:14.194 --> 00:23:16.194
The guy's a shark.

417
00:23:16.229 --> 00:23:17.899
-Okay. Do you know...

418
00:23:17.934 --> 00:23:20.770
Do you know who's
afraid of sharks?

419
00:23:22.774 --> 00:23:24.543
Pirates.

420
00:23:33.620 --> 00:23:35.983
Um, so, uh...

421
00:23:37.690 --> 00:23:42.924
We've been talking here,
and we --

422
00:23:42.959 --> 00:23:45.058
We would like to make
a counteroffer.

423
00:23:45.093 --> 00:23:48.963
-You came crawling back
like bugs, like grubs.

424
00:23:48.998 --> 00:23:55.200
-Yeah. So, we would like
to offer you...

425
00:23:55.235 --> 00:23:58.940
10% for...

426
00:23:58.975 --> 00:24:01.008
$500,000.

427
00:24:01.043 --> 00:24:02.680
-Are you out
of your fucking mind?!

428
00:24:02.715 --> 00:24:04.550
I look at 100,000 deals a day!

429
00:24:04.585 --> 00:24:06.244
I pick one!
Is that the quote?

430
00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:10.721
No. I look at 100 deals a day!
I pick one! "Wall Street."

431
00:24:10.756 --> 00:24:15.759
-Okay, uh, w--
uh...

432
00:24:15.794 --> 00:24:18.564
25% for $250,000.

433
00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:20.731
-50% for 50 bucks!

434
00:24:20.766 --> 00:24:24.295
-33% for $125,000,

435
00:24:24.330 --> 00:24:27.573
and you can
run the company with me.

436
00:24:27.608 --> 00:24:31.170
-Mike? No! No!
Yes. Deal. Deal.

437
00:24:31.205 --> 00:24:34.008
-Okay.
-Easy. Dude.

438
00:24:37.948 --> 00:24:40.685
It's going to be
totally fine.

439
00:24:40.720 --> 00:24:44.623
You're going to negotiate
this guy to death.

440
00:24:46.088 --> 00:24:54.567
[Hockey broadcast on television]

441
00:24:54.602 --> 00:24:56.701
<i>-Score!</i>

442
00:25:01.070 --> 00:25:04.269
[Telephone rings]

443
00:25:04.304 --> 00:25:05.809
-Yeah?
-Hi, Jim.

444
00:25:05.844 --> 00:25:08.713
It's Mike Lazaridis
from Research in Motion.

445
00:25:08.748 --> 00:25:11.012
We met at the office
the other day.

446
00:25:19.660 --> 00:25:23.596
So, we'd like
to offer you...

447
00:25:23.631 --> 00:25:27.259
33% of our company for $125,000,

448
00:25:27.294 --> 00:25:31.131
and you and I would be co-CEOs.

449
00:25:33.707 --> 00:25:35.773
<i>-...period.</i>
<i>Couple of them are suspect.</i>

450
00:25:35.808 --> 00:25:38.336
<i>That's their eighth shot of</i>
<i>this hockey game in 6:44.</i>

451
00:25:38.371 --> 00:25:40.712
-Sure.
<i>-That's an improvement.</i>

452
00:25:50.284 --> 00:25:52.086
-Deal.

453
00:25:55.223 --> 00:25:58.092
-Awesome!
Awesome! Dude!

454
00:25:58.127 --> 00:26:02.327
Mike! Scott! Scott?
He did it!

455
00:26:02.362 --> 00:26:03.999
-What do you mean?

456
00:26:04.034 --> 00:26:05.737
-Have you not heard anything
that's been going on

457
00:26:05.772 --> 00:26:07.838
in this room?

458
00:26:07.873 --> 00:26:13.646
♪♪

459
00:26:13.681 --> 00:26:19.245
♪♪

460
00:26:19.280 --> 00:26:25.020
♪♪

461
00:26:25.055 --> 00:26:30.828
♪♪

462
00:26:30.863 --> 00:26:32.291
-You can have,
like, two minutes

463
00:26:32.326 --> 00:26:35.030
-Maybe you should tell them
about the modems.

464
00:26:39.003 --> 00:26:43.038
-Oh, where do you want to
put him?

465
00:26:45.207 --> 00:26:48.340
-What the fuck is this?

466
00:26:48.375 --> 00:26:50.342
-That's a -- yeah,
everyone builds their own desk.

467
00:26:50.377 --> 00:26:53.851
That's -- that's a tradition.
-Yeah, I'm not doing that.

468
00:26:53.886 --> 00:26:57.756
-US Robotics pulled
out of the deal.

469
00:26:57.791 --> 00:27:00.055
-Told you.
What's our exposure?

470
00:27:00.090 --> 00:27:02.794
-Exposure?
-How much money

471
00:27:02.829 --> 00:27:04.191
did you spend on the modems?

472
00:27:04.226 --> 00:27:06.732
-Oh, $1.6 million.

473
00:27:06.767 --> 00:27:10.032
-One point what?!
-What?!

474
00:27:10.067 --> 00:27:12.837
-Spent $1.6 million
on materials and labor.

475
00:27:12.872 --> 00:27:16.203
-Where did you get $1.6 million?

476
00:27:16.238 --> 00:27:19.107
-I got a loan
from the Bank of Montreal.

477
00:27:19.142 --> 00:27:20.878
-Mike, come on.

478
00:27:20.913 --> 00:27:23.111
-Get me US Robotics!

479
00:27:28.756 --> 00:27:30.481
-S-- Sorry,
who are you talking to?

480
00:27:30.516 --> 00:27:32.791
-Yeah.

481
00:27:32.826 --> 00:27:34.925
[Modem warbling]
-What the fuck is that?

482
00:27:34.960 --> 00:27:39.193
-Oh, it's called a carrier wave.
The calling modem is a --

483
00:27:44.299 --> 00:27:48.334
-Hey! Get off
the fucking Internet!

484
00:27:53.473 --> 00:27:56.045
-Yeah.
-Mike?

485
00:27:56.080 --> 00:28:00.478
-I think it's Casey.
-Uh-huh.

486
00:28:00.513 --> 00:28:05.054
-It's going to be fine, no,
it's going to be fine.

487
00:28:05.089 --> 00:28:07.958
[Ringing]

488
00:28:07.993 --> 00:28:09.927
You don't get to talk
to our team like that.

489
00:28:09.962 --> 00:28:11.797
You just get to talk -
<i>-Mike!</i>

490
00:28:11.832 --> 00:28:14.129
-Hi. Actually, no.
This is Jim Balsillie.

491
00:28:14.164 --> 00:28:16.329
I'm the CEO here now.
-Co-CEO.

492
00:28:16.364 --> 00:28:18.969
<i>-Okay, Jim,</i>
<i>what can I do for you?</i>

493
00:28:19.004 --> 00:28:21.202
-I want to talk
about these modems.

494
00:28:21.237 --> 00:28:23.842
<i>-Well, there's nothing</i>
<i>to talk about, sadly --</i>

495
00:28:23.877 --> 00:28:26.042
<i>w-we can't accept</i>
<i>the defective product.</i>

496
00:28:26.077 --> 00:28:29.210
-Let's cut the bullshit here.
$2.5 million, all in,

497
00:28:29.245 --> 00:28:31.916
for the entire order.
<i>-Yeah. No, can't do it, Jim.</i>

498
00:28:31.951 --> 00:28:34.215
-Then I'll decimate it for you.
$1.6 million.

499
00:28:34.250 --> 00:28:37.152
And if you don't take that,
I'll turn around and sell them

500
00:28:37.187 --> 00:28:39.858
to Rockwell for even less.

501
00:28:39.893 --> 00:28:41.420
-That's negotiation.

502
00:28:41.455 --> 00:28:44.126
<i>-Okay, how about this?</i>
<i>We'll take the modems</i>

503
00:28:44.161 --> 00:28:47.096
<i>if you throw in the patent</i>
<i>on Mike's phone.</i>

504
00:28:51.399 --> 00:28:53.465
-What phone?

505
00:28:53.500 --> 00:28:55.973
<i>-I thought we weren't</i>
<i>bullshitting each other, Jim.</i>

506
00:28:56.008 --> 00:28:59.141
<i>We've been building our own</i>
for a year, we want M--

507
00:28:59.176 --> 00:29:01.110
-How long to build a prototype
of the phone?

508
00:29:01.145 --> 00:29:05.048
-The Pocket Link?
Yeah -- a year.

509
00:29:05.083 --> 00:29:07.248
-No, no, no.
A prototype, Mike.

510
00:29:07.283 --> 00:29:08.986
A shell
I can wave around in a meeting.

511
00:29:09.021 --> 00:29:10.515
It could be
a complete piece of shit.

512
00:29:10.550 --> 00:29:12.583
-No, it --
we're not doing that.

513
00:29:12.618 --> 00:29:14.992
-No, we're...
Mike's not doing that.

514
00:29:15.027 --> 00:29:17.357
-L-listen to me: US Robotics is
building their own phone.

515
00:29:17.392 --> 00:29:19.425
We are now in a race
to get this thing to market,

516
00:29:19.460 --> 00:29:20.899
and we are a year behind.

517
00:29:20.934 --> 00:29:22.263
So I don't care
what you need to do.

518
00:29:22.298 --> 00:29:24.298
Get these fucking nerds
to drop everything

519
00:29:24.333 --> 00:29:27.004
and build this fucking phone!

520
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:29.237
What?!

521
00:29:29.272 --> 00:29:32.141
-Sorry, guys, um...

522
00:29:32.176 --> 00:29:34.407
My girlfriend tried to cash
my check this morning

523
00:29:34.442 --> 00:29:37.344
and it bounced, and she said

524
00:29:37.379 --> 00:29:39.181
I'm not supposed
to come in here -- allowed --

525
00:29:39.216 --> 00:29:40.886
I shouldn't come
in here anymore.

526
00:29:40.921 --> 00:29:44.285
And she agreed, I won't be
coming in here any longer

527
00:29:44.320 --> 00:29:47.321
until I'm getting paid.
-Whoa!

528
00:29:50.392 --> 00:29:54.493
-[Sighs]

529
00:29:54.528 --> 00:29:56.330
I can fix this.

530
00:30:03.636 --> 00:30:05.603
-Okay, Research in Motion.

531
00:30:05.638 --> 00:30:10.443
It looks like your account has
exceeded its overdraft balance.

532
00:30:10.478 --> 00:30:14.315
-Didn't they just deposit
a check for $125,000 from me?

533
00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:18.121
-Yes.

534
00:30:23.095 --> 00:30:25.865
-Okay. All right.
Um...

535
00:30:29.167 --> 00:30:33.598
I have a mortgage with you guys.
Can we pull that up, please?

536
00:30:33.633 --> 00:30:35.974
-Spell your last name, please.

537
00:30:36.009 --> 00:30:39.472
-B-A-L-S-I-L-L-I-E.

538
00:30:39.507 --> 00:30:43.542
-"Ball-SILLY"?
-"BAHLS-lee"

539
00:30:43.577 --> 00:30:46.611
-Anybody gonna miss this
red chair?

540
00:30:46.646 --> 00:30:48.646
-No.
-You're good.

541
00:30:48.681 --> 00:30:52.056
-Different guys,
different piece.

542
00:30:52.091 --> 00:30:54.960
[Door opens]

543
00:30:54.995 --> 00:30:57.193
-All right, everybody,
listen up.

544
00:30:57.228 --> 00:30:59.360
From now on, checks will be
coming every two weeks.

545
00:30:59.395 --> 00:31:01.131
You will come get them
from Shelly.

546
00:31:01.166 --> 00:31:03.265
This is Shelly.
-Hi.

547
00:31:13.244 --> 00:31:15.343
-All right.
That's you, Shell.

548
00:31:17.512 --> 00:31:19.281
Mike!

549
00:31:22.022 --> 00:31:23.989
-Me too?
-Yeah, sure.

550
00:31:32.725 --> 00:31:35.429
-Sorry. Who --
So, who is Shelly?

551
00:31:35.464 --> 00:31:37.134
[Intercom beeps]
-Shelly?

552
00:31:37.169 --> 00:31:40.137
-Oh, dude,
that thing's haunting you.

553
00:31:40.172 --> 00:31:41.600
-No, I'm motivating you.

554
00:31:41.635 --> 00:31:44.240
And don't call me that thing.
I'm your boss.

555
00:31:44.275 --> 00:31:46.077
-No. No, you're not.
-Yeah?

556
00:31:46.112 --> 00:31:47.540
-Get me John Woodman
at Bell Atlantic.

557
00:31:47.575 --> 00:31:50.642
-You got it.
-Wait, um, what are you doing?

558
00:31:50.677 --> 00:31:54.712
-We are selling the phone.
Mike, I need a prototype.

559
00:31:54.747 --> 00:31:56.483
-I told you, I don't --
-Mike?

560
00:31:56.518 --> 00:31:58.254
[Beep]
<i>-Connecting you.</i>

561
00:31:58.289 --> 00:32:02.126
-Guys, -we are over $1 million
in debt with no assets,

562
00:32:02.161 --> 00:32:04.997
no contracts and no products.

563
00:32:05.032 --> 00:32:07.329
<i>-John Woodman's office.</i>
-Hi, this is Jim Balsillie,

564
00:32:07.364 --> 00:32:10.167
CEO of Research in Motion.
-Co-CEO.

565
00:32:10.202 --> 00:32:12.697
<i>-One moment, please.</i>
-[Mouthing words]

566
00:32:12.732 --> 00:32:15.172
Okay?
-Yeah, I --

567
00:32:15.207 --> 00:32:18.340
-No! He said there's no phone!
-I'm not asking you!

568
00:32:20.443 --> 00:32:23.444
Mike.

569
00:32:23.479 --> 00:32:24.775
-Okay.
-"Okay" --

570
00:32:24.810 --> 00:32:26.612
wh-what do you mean, okay?

571
00:32:26.647 --> 00:32:28.581
No, no, wait. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

572
00:32:28.616 --> 00:32:30.616
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

573
00:32:30.651 --> 00:32:32.618
<i>-John Whitman.</i>
-Mr. Woodman, I am about

574
00:32:32.653 --> 00:32:34.455
to make you insanely rich.

575
00:32:34.490 --> 00:32:37.293
[Click]

576
00:32:41.365 --> 00:32:44.564
-Mike does not agree with this?
-He just fucking did!

577
00:32:44.599 --> 00:32:47.468
-That was duress! Okay?!
You're manipulating him!

578
00:32:47.503 --> 00:32:50.702
It's obvious!
What do you want me to do?

579
00:32:50.737 --> 00:32:52.209
-Uh...
-What?

580
00:32:52.244 --> 00:32:56.642
[Low hiss]

581
00:32:56.677 --> 00:32:59.810
-So there's a reason
why your intercom

582
00:32:59.845 --> 00:33:01.647
is emitting white noise.

583
00:33:01.682 --> 00:33:04.419
It's because it was
manufactured in China

584
00:33:04.454 --> 00:33:07.092
by engineers who didn't care.

585
00:33:07.127 --> 00:33:09.622
And now every office
in the world

586
00:33:09.657 --> 00:33:12.328
has to suffer an annoying hiss,

587
00:33:12.363 --> 00:33:16.497
a blinking red light,
15 different power cords

588
00:33:16.532 --> 00:33:18.730
that are utterly incompatible
with one another.

589
00:33:18.765 --> 00:33:21.370
So we're not doing that.

590
00:33:21.405 --> 00:33:25.308
We are not just adding
to the hiss.

591
00:33:25.343 --> 00:33:27.475
I will build a prototype,

592
00:33:27.510 --> 00:33:31.677
but I'll do it perfectly
or I don't do it.

593
00:33:31.712 --> 00:33:33.811
-Mike, are you familiar
with the saying

594
00:33:33.846 --> 00:33:35.813
"perfect is the enemy of good"?

595
00:33:35.848 --> 00:33:40.488
♪♪

596
00:33:40.523 --> 00:33:44.525
-Well, good enough
is the enemy of humanity.

597
00:34:05.449 --> 00:34:07.416
-[Sighs]

598
00:34:15.195 --> 00:34:18.493
Shelley, get John Woodman
back on, please.

599
00:34:18.528 --> 00:34:21.760
-So I reach out,
hang up the phone.

600
00:34:21.795 --> 00:34:24.466
He looks up at me like,
"Are you ready to die?"

601
00:34:24.501 --> 00:34:26.402
-[Laughing]
-No, no, no, no.

602
00:34:26.437 --> 00:34:28.239
And I'm prepared to die on it.

603
00:34:28.274 --> 00:34:32.144
Right?
Mike steps in between us,

604
00:34:32.179 --> 00:34:34.674
brings the glasses down
and goes,

605
00:34:34.709 --> 00:34:38.810
"Bitch, I tell you, when we set
the goddamn meeting."

606
00:34:38.845 --> 00:34:40.350
And he backs off.

607
00:34:40.385 --> 00:34:42.286
-Oh!
-All right!

608
00:34:42.321 --> 00:34:43.584
Woodman wants to see it.

609
00:34:43.619 --> 00:34:45.454
We're going to
Bell Atlantic tomorrow.

610
00:34:45.489 --> 00:34:48.886
-Wait, what?
-New York City tomorrow.

611
00:34:48.921 --> 00:34:51.361
-But he said --
-You have till 8:00 a.m.

612
00:34:51.396 --> 00:34:52.758
-T-to do what?

613
00:34:55.433 --> 00:34:56.795
-So, you didn't call him
a bitch, did you?

614
00:34:56.830 --> 00:34:58.632
-Okay. Okay.

615
00:35:01.538 --> 00:35:03.571
Okay, new plan, everybody.

616
00:35:03.606 --> 00:35:06.838
We are all going to chip in
and build this thing tonight.

617
00:35:06.873 --> 00:35:08.576
Okay?

618
00:35:08.611 --> 00:35:13.317
♪♪

619
00:35:13.352 --> 00:35:15.220
-All right, give me
a Fillmore toggle switch.

620
00:35:15.255 --> 00:35:17.189
Give me 33PF, uh...
-Yeah.

621
00:35:17.224 --> 00:35:19.818
-I think it's like
something kind of

622
00:35:19.853 --> 00:35:21.655
like a hybrid of one.
So I like the...

623
00:35:21.690 --> 00:35:23.195
-I thought you were playing
"Civ."

624
00:35:23.230 --> 00:35:24.790
-We're back.

625
00:35:27.663 --> 00:35:29.729
-I've got something for you.

626
00:35:29.764 --> 00:35:36.208
♪♪

627
00:35:36.243 --> 00:35:42.478
♪♪

628
00:35:42.513 --> 00:35:45.316
-That's why to me,
like, remote controls...

629
00:35:47.287 --> 00:35:49.353
-Buttons be small enough that...

630
00:35:49.388 --> 00:35:56.327
♪♪

631
00:35:56.362 --> 00:35:58.692
-Got some spurs,
neural connections lost.

632
00:35:58.727 --> 00:36:00.463
-You taking it off?
-Yeah.

633
00:36:00.498 --> 00:36:02.795
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
-Yeah.

634
00:36:02.830 --> 00:36:06.601
-So adding the lithium ion
does what...

635
00:36:06.636 --> 00:36:14.312
♪♪

636
00:36:14.347 --> 00:36:16.380
-Still hot. Still hot.

637
00:36:16.415 --> 00:36:18.382
♪♪

638
00:36:18.417 --> 00:36:20.813
[Snoring, door opens]

639
00:36:24.588 --> 00:36:26.687
[Horn honking]

640
00:36:26.722 --> 00:36:29.558
-[Groans]
I had a dream we were rich.

641
00:36:29.593 --> 00:36:32.297
[Clattering]

642
00:36:32.332 --> 00:36:39.634
[Sustained honking]

643
00:36:46.742 --> 00:36:51.008
And sometimes my dreams occur
exactly as I dreamt them.

644
00:36:51.043 --> 00:36:53.043
-Let's go!

645
00:36:53.078 --> 00:36:56.849
-What's that from?

646
00:36:56.884 --> 00:36:58.587
-"Dune."

647
00:36:58.622 --> 00:37:03.493
♪♪

648
00:37:03.528 --> 00:37:08.432
♪♪

649
00:37:08.467 --> 00:37:13.338
♪♪

650
00:37:13.373 --> 00:37:14.900
-A-ha!

651
00:37:14.935 --> 00:37:16.473
-You'll get dressed
at the airport.

652
00:37:16.508 --> 00:37:18.442
-Yeah. Thank you.

653
00:37:21.040 --> 00:37:23.711
-Should Doug, come with us or--

654
00:37:23.746 --> 00:37:25.482
-No.

655
00:37:25.517 --> 00:37:28.518
-Because he has a lot
to do with this.

656
00:37:28.553 --> 00:37:32.016
-He's a goof.
Get in the car.

657
00:37:32.051 --> 00:37:35.921
-Yeah, I think
he really wants to come.

658
00:37:35.956 --> 00:37:38.627
-Let me tell you the best
advice I ever got at Harvard.

659
00:37:38.662 --> 00:37:40.959
You want to be great,
you need to sacrifice.

660
00:37:40.994 --> 00:37:45.634
The more painful the sacrifice,
the greater you'll be.

661
00:37:48.936 --> 00:37:50.771
-He -- he's my best friend.

662
00:37:50.806 --> 00:37:54.379
-Okay, great. I saw him put
a toilet plunger on a computer.

663
00:37:54.414 --> 00:37:56.777
[Sighs]

664
00:37:56.812 --> 00:38:04.389
♪♪

665
00:38:04.424 --> 00:38:11.792
♪♪

666
00:38:11.827 --> 00:38:15.730
<i>-Attention passengers</i>
<i>on AC42 to New York,</i>

667
00:38:15.765 --> 00:38:17.930
<i>your flight</i>
<i>is now boarding.</i>

668
00:38:17.965 --> 00:38:25.773
♪♪

669
00:38:25.808 --> 00:38:33.616
♪♪

670
00:38:33.651 --> 00:38:37.422
-♪ The voice cried softly ♪

671
00:38:37.457 --> 00:38:40.590
♪ Outside the window ♪

672
00:38:40.625 --> 00:38:46.464
♪♪

673
00:38:46.499 --> 00:38:52.096
♪♪

674
00:38:52.131 --> 00:38:54.065
[Music continues from radio,
traffic noise]

675
00:38:54.100 --> 00:38:55.704
♪♪

676
00:38:55.739 --> 00:38:58.971
[Munching loudly]

677
00:38:59.006 --> 00:39:03.976
♪♪

678
00:39:04.011 --> 00:39:06.913
-Aww, come on.

679
00:39:06.948 --> 00:39:09.454
So, if you hear me
crinkling a piece of paper,

680
00:39:09.489 --> 00:39:11.786
that means stop talking.

681
00:39:13.955 --> 00:39:16.120
-Like, in general or...

682
00:39:16.155 --> 00:39:18.991
-No, in -- [sighs]
In the pitch.

683
00:39:19.026 --> 00:39:21.026
-Oh, yeah. Gotcha.

684
00:39:24.196 --> 00:39:26.999
-Hey, we got to move here, man!
My wife's in labor!

685
00:39:27.034 --> 00:39:28.473
Let's go!

686
00:39:28.508 --> 00:39:35.139
♪♪

687
00:39:35.174 --> 00:39:37.614
-May -- may I ask why your
business card

688
00:39:37.649 --> 00:39:39.583
had the phone number
crossed out?

689
00:39:41.686 --> 00:39:43.917
-I have no idea
what you're talking about.

690
00:39:47.153 --> 00:39:48.790
-Hey, let's make a deal, okay?

691
00:39:48.825 --> 00:39:50.990
You and I never lie
to each other.

692
00:39:58.901 --> 00:40:01.605
-Sure.

693
00:40:01.640 --> 00:40:03.035
I didn't quit my job.

694
00:40:03.070 --> 00:40:05.543
I was fired.

695
00:40:05.578 --> 00:40:08.172
And I just mortgaged
my house to pay our staff.

696
00:40:08.207 --> 00:40:11.846
So, if this doesn't work out,
I'm fucked.

697
00:40:15.819 --> 00:40:19.051
-Why did they fire you?

698
00:40:19.086 --> 00:40:20.756
-Because they're idiots.

699
00:40:35.234 --> 00:40:37.069
[Elevator dings]

700
00:40:45.552 --> 00:40:47.277
-Hi! Research in Motion?
-How are you?

701
00:40:47.312 --> 00:40:49.081
-Fantastic.
Can I get you anything?

702
00:40:49.116 --> 00:40:50.918
Coffee? Water?
-We're good. We're good.

703
00:40:50.953 --> 00:40:53.723
-Okay.
They'll be with you shortly.

704
00:40:53.758 --> 00:40:55.791
-Okay. Thank you. Great.
-All right.

705
00:40:59.830 --> 00:41:01.731
-Jim?
-No, no, no, no.

706
00:41:01.766 --> 00:41:03.293
Never take the drinks.

707
00:41:03.328 --> 00:41:05.163
Thirst is a display of weakness.

708
00:41:05.198 --> 00:41:07.803
-No, I may have
forgotten the phone.

709
00:41:10.577 --> 00:41:13.578
-Please tell me you're joking.
-No, I'm completely serious.

710
00:41:13.613 --> 00:41:15.613
-Fuck!

711
00:41:20.884 --> 00:41:22.785
-All right,
here's what we're going to do.

712
00:41:22.820 --> 00:41:24.281
I need you to draw out
a little sketch.

713
00:41:24.316 --> 00:41:25.887
-Okay.
-Okay? Something that shows

714
00:41:25.922 --> 00:41:26.987
the keyboard
just like you did in my office.

715
00:41:27.022 --> 00:41:28.824
-Okay. Yeah. Okay.

716
00:41:28.859 --> 00:41:30.694
-Excuse me, miss.
Can I trouble you

717
00:41:30.729 --> 00:41:32.597
for a pen and paper, please?

718
00:41:32.632 --> 00:41:38.735
♪♪

719
00:41:38.770 --> 00:41:40.737
-They're ready for you.

720
00:41:43.643 --> 00:41:45.137
-Great.

721
00:41:45.172 --> 00:41:49.713
♪♪

722
00:41:49.748 --> 00:41:51.143
-Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

723
00:41:51.178 --> 00:41:52.584
Oh, wait, wait. Here he is.

724
00:41:52.619 --> 00:41:54.784
-Don't worry, okay.
-Hey.

725
00:41:54.819 --> 00:41:55.983
-Hi.
-Hi.

726
00:41:56.018 --> 00:41:58.315
-How are you?
-Good.

727
00:41:58.350 --> 00:42:00.988
Good. We, uh --
are we waiting for anyone?

728
00:42:05.027 --> 00:42:06.829
-I'm alone.

729
00:42:10.065 --> 00:42:11.834
-Okay.

730
00:42:15.675 --> 00:42:19.743
-Good. All right, guys.

731
00:42:19.778 --> 00:42:21.371
Here's how I see it.

732
00:42:21.406 --> 00:42:23.615
All right,
now, I know your marketing team

733
00:42:23.650 --> 00:42:25.980
tells you that you sell
togetherness,

734
00:42:26.015 --> 00:42:28.719
family or staying connected
or whatever,

735
00:42:28.754 --> 00:42:31.623
but let's be honest:

736
00:42:31.658 --> 00:42:34.285
you sell minutes, period.

737
00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:38.058
I mean, your market is minutes,

738
00:42:38.093 --> 00:42:40.830
so your biggest competitor isn't
other cell phone companies,

739
00:42:40.865 --> 00:42:43.228
it's home phones
and office phones.

740
00:42:43.263 --> 00:42:47.771
Those are free minutes.
Those are wasted minutes.

741
00:42:47.806 --> 00:42:52.875
So how do we get
those minutes back?

742
00:42:52.910 --> 00:42:54.877
We reinvent the cell phone.

743
00:42:54.912 --> 00:42:57.176
We put a computer in it.
We put the Internet in it.

744
00:42:57.211 --> 00:43:00.949
We make your cell phone
so fucking useful

745
00:43:00.984 --> 00:43:03.347
that you never have to come
to the office again.

746
00:43:03.382 --> 00:43:06.691
Does email, text messaging,
however you want to communicate;

747
00:43:06.726 --> 00:43:10.354
total individualism
all in one device --

748
00:43:10.389 --> 00:43:13.797
that fits in your fist.

749
00:43:13.832 --> 00:43:16.701
So, you can tell
your marketing team

750
00:43:16.736 --> 00:43:20.364
you're not selling
togetherness anymore.

751
00:43:20.399 --> 00:43:23.103
You're selling self-reliance.

752
00:43:27.175 --> 00:43:29.846
-Uh...

753
00:43:29.881 --> 00:43:34.279
You are not a tech guy,
are you?

754
00:43:34.314 --> 00:43:37.084
-I'm not a --

755
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:39.856
-The whole world...

756
00:43:39.891 --> 00:43:41.858
The whole fucking world

757
00:43:41.893 --> 00:43:43.893
is trying to do emails
on a cell phone.

758
00:43:43.928 --> 00:43:45.862
We had an entire division
working on it for,

759
00:43:45.897 --> 00:43:47.732
I don't know,
eight months or so.

760
00:43:47.767 --> 00:43:51.296
You know how many phones they
got to work at the same time?

761
00:43:53.432 --> 00:43:55.201
11.

762
00:43:57.073 --> 00:43:59.436
I mean, it's a network
that's built for pagers.

763
00:43:59.471 --> 00:44:01.273
That's all it can do.

764
00:44:01.308 --> 00:44:04.012
You're in la la land on --
[laughs] on this one, you know,

765
00:44:04.047 --> 00:44:08.984
you got -- I think, you know,
some nerds took you for a ride.

766
00:44:12.484 --> 00:44:14.286
-Okay.

767
00:44:18.798 --> 00:44:21.392
Mike?
-What happened?

768
00:44:21.427 --> 00:44:23.262
-It won't work.
-What do you mean it won't work?

769
00:44:23.297 --> 00:44:26.067
-Mike? They tried it already.
-How did you try this already?

770
00:44:26.102 --> 00:44:27.871
-Guys, I think
the meeting's over.

771
00:44:27.906 --> 00:44:30.368
-Did you just put your devices.
directly on the network

772
00:44:30.403 --> 00:44:34.108
as though they were clients?

773
00:44:34.143 --> 00:44:35.472
-That's right.
-Yeah, right.

774
00:44:35.507 --> 00:44:37.881
So what did that get you?
Like, ten phones working

775
00:44:37.916 --> 00:44:43.348
at the same time?

776
00:44:43.383 --> 00:44:45.922
-Uh, yeah.
-Yeah. Okay, here,

777
00:44:45.957 --> 00:44:48.793
just hold this a second.
Okay, so here's your issue.

778
00:44:48.828 --> 00:44:52.324
When -- when you use a phone
as a client, what's it doing?

779
00:44:52.359 --> 00:44:55.998
It's just sitting on your
network constantly asking

780
00:44:56.033 --> 00:44:58.803
the same question:
Did I get an email?

781
00:44:58.838 --> 00:45:00.134
Did I get an email?
Did I get an email?

782
00:45:00.169 --> 00:45:03.434
So it is forever
pulling on your servers

783
00:45:03.469 --> 00:45:05.843
whether you got an email or not.

784
00:45:05.878 --> 00:45:07.944
We have a fix.
Okay?

785
00:45:07.979 --> 00:45:12.113
So we are going to build
a giant computer

786
00:45:12.148 --> 00:45:15.017
that will act as a sort of
massive client

787
00:45:15.052 --> 00:45:17.349
that is hardwired directly
to the Internet

788
00:45:17.384 --> 00:45:21.958
with our phone as server.

789
00:45:21.993 --> 00:45:24.389
Okay, so when a user
gets an email,

790
00:45:24.424 --> 00:45:28.129
Waterloo pulls it in,
packages it,

791
00:45:28.164 --> 00:45:32.100
and then...

792
00:45:32.135 --> 00:45:35.004
sends it.

793
00:45:35.039 --> 00:45:37.468
We engage with your network

794
00:45:37.503 --> 00:45:39.943
maybe a split second, like...

795
00:45:39.978 --> 00:45:41.978
like, less time than that.

796
00:45:42.013 --> 00:45:44.211
-So how -- how much --
I'm sorry, how many --

797
00:45:44.246 --> 00:45:46.884
-A month's worth of traffic
would be less bandwidth

798
00:45:46.919 --> 00:45:48.545
than a local phone call.

799
00:45:48.580 --> 00:45:52.450
So you could have half a million
devices working simultaneously.

800
00:45:52.485 --> 00:45:57.862
♪♪

801
00:45:57.897 --> 00:46:03.065
♪♪

802
00:46:03.100 --> 00:46:07.102
-Can we see it?
-Yeah. So it's a prototype.

803
00:46:07.137 --> 00:46:09.335
So it's a long way off from,
um...

804
00:46:09.370 --> 00:46:12.437
Oh, it's just a long,
long way off --

805
00:46:12.472 --> 00:46:16.573
the prototype.

806
00:46:16.608 --> 00:46:21.886
-Well, it's definitely
the world's largest pager.

807
00:46:21.921 --> 00:46:25.318
-No, it's actually the world's
smallest email terminal.

808
00:46:25.353 --> 00:46:32.358
♪♪

809
00:46:32.393 --> 00:46:34.492
Sorry.

810
00:46:34.527 --> 00:46:36.934
-I see.
This is a...

811
00:46:36.969 --> 00:46:39.002
Oh, this -- this --

812
00:46:43.041 --> 00:46:47.571
Yeah. Oh.

813
00:46:47.606 --> 00:46:52.312
-So, try with your thumbs.
Try typing with your thumbs.

814
00:46:52.347 --> 00:46:54.182
♪♪

815
00:46:54.217 --> 00:46:55.986
-Oh, yeah.

816
00:46:58.518 --> 00:47:00.287
What do you call it?

817
00:47:07.263 --> 00:47:14.466
♪♪

818
00:47:14.501 --> 00:47:19.339
-It's called a BlackBerry,

819
00:47:19.374 --> 00:47:22.408
it sends and receives
email messages.

820
00:47:22.443 --> 00:47:24.509
It is also a cell phone.

821
00:47:24.544 --> 00:47:26.280
[Audience cheering]

822
00:47:26.315 --> 00:47:30.647
-♪ In may ways they'll miss
the good old days ♪

823
00:47:30.682 --> 00:47:35.091
♪ Someday, someday ♪

824
00:47:35.126 --> 00:47:39.931
♪ Yeah, it hurts to say
but I want you to stay ♪

825
00:47:39.966 --> 00:47:44.067
♪ Sometimes, sometimes ♪

826
00:47:44.102 --> 00:47:48.940
♪ When we was young,
oh, man, did we have fun ♪

827
00:47:48.975 --> 00:47:53.340
♪ Always, always ♪

828
00:47:53.375 --> 00:47:57.949
♪ Promises, they break before
they're made ♪

829
00:47:57.984 --> 00:48:01.711
♪ Sometimes, sometimes ♪

830
00:48:01.746 --> 00:48:06.320
-Morning, Mr. Balsillie.

831
00:48:06.355 --> 00:48:11.391
-♪ I will do my best ♪

832
00:48:11.426 --> 00:48:14.691
♪ You say you want to stand
by my side ♪

833
00:48:14.726 --> 00:48:16.660
[Stops engine]

834
00:48:16.695 --> 00:48:19.003
-Good morning, Mr. Balsillie.
-Good morning, Mr. Balsillie.

835
00:48:19.038 --> 00:48:20.598
-Mike's here before me?

836
00:48:20.633 --> 00:48:22.303
-He didn't leave last night.

837
00:48:22.338 --> 00:48:25.438
You are mentioned on page nine.

838
00:48:25.473 --> 00:48:28.639
Carl Yankowski from Palm Pilot
keeps calling.

839
00:48:28.674 --> 00:48:30.476
Yeah, well, tell him if he wants
to talk to me,

840
00:48:30.511 --> 00:48:33.281
he can come to Waterloo.
-That's what I said.

841
00:48:33.316 --> 00:48:35.481
Ted Rogers wants to have lunch
in the city. He booked Canoe.

842
00:48:35.516 --> 00:48:37.747
-No, no, I'm not --
I'm not going to fucking Toronto

843
00:48:37.782 --> 00:48:40.288
unless there's a game.
Oh, and call Gary Bettman's

844
00:48:40.323 --> 00:48:42.059
office about those Leaf tickets.

845
00:48:42.094 --> 00:48:44.259
Fucker tried to stick me
in the third row.

846
00:48:44.294 --> 00:48:48.263
-"Fucker, third row."
Got it.

847
00:48:48.298 --> 00:48:53.400
-All right, try 114 and 114.

848
00:48:53.435 --> 00:48:56.205
-Okay. Go for 114.

849
00:48:56.240 --> 00:48:59.208
-Okay. Sending.

850
00:49:12.421 --> 00:49:14.223
[Beeping, cheering]

851
00:49:14.258 --> 00:49:18.161
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

852
00:49:18.196 --> 00:49:20.691
Boys!

853
00:49:20.726 --> 00:49:24.332
Done! Done! Yes! Yes! Come on.

854
00:49:24.367 --> 00:49:26.070
-Hey. Hey, Jim.

855
00:49:26.105 --> 00:49:29.106
Yeah, we, uh,
we built a messenger,

856
00:49:29.141 --> 00:49:31.603
fully encrypted
two-way messaging

857
00:49:31.638 --> 00:49:34.771
that is absolutely
inaccessible by anyone,

858
00:49:34.806 --> 00:49:37.477
including us.
It is -- it is --

859
00:49:37.512 --> 00:49:42.515
untrackable, untraceable,
unhackable.

860
00:49:44.684 --> 00:49:47.355
-It's texting.

861
00:49:47.390 --> 00:49:49.126
-Uh -- so -- so, no.

862
00:49:49.161 --> 00:49:51.194
Do you know how much it costs
to send a text message?

863
00:49:51.229 --> 00:49:54.626
-Yeah, 10 cents, and the network
gets every penny.

864
00:49:54.661 --> 00:49:57.068
We're never going
to see that money.

865
00:49:57.103 --> 00:50:00.302
-Right, but these texts
are sent via data.

866
00:50:00.337 --> 00:50:04.834
So, behind the network's back.
Which means...?

867
00:50:04.869 --> 00:50:08.541
-Unlimited free texting,
only on BlackBerry.

868
00:50:12.547 --> 00:50:15.548
Fuck yes!

869
00:50:15.583 --> 00:50:18.254
-Hey!

870
00:50:18.289 --> 00:50:20.190
-Fuck yes!

871
00:50:20.225 --> 00:50:22.390
♪♪

872
00:50:22.425 --> 00:50:24.128
-I sent a message
that Alexander Graham Bell

873
00:50:24.163 --> 00:50:26.097
said to his assistant,
"Watson, come here."

874
00:50:26.132 --> 00:50:27.791
That's what I --
-Alright, let's just --

875
00:50:27.826 --> 00:50:29.265
Let's just...
-Yeah, yeah.

876
00:50:29.300 --> 00:50:32.763
-♪ Whoa ♪

877
00:50:32.798 --> 00:50:38.208
♪ Come on, yeah ♪

878
00:50:38.243 --> 00:50:41.211
-[Laughing]

879
00:50:41.246 --> 00:50:43.147
What the hell
are you guys doing?!

880
00:50:43.182 --> 00:50:45.677
-♪ As I said,
the story goes ♪

881
00:50:45.712 --> 00:50:50.781
[Cuts music]

882
00:50:50.816 --> 00:50:52.585
-Sorry. Who are you?

883
00:50:52.620 --> 00:50:55.291
-You said if I wanted to talk,
I had to come to Waterloo.

884
00:50:55.326 --> 00:50:59.460
So, here I am.

885
00:50:59.495 --> 00:51:00.857
-Gentlemen...

886
00:51:00.892 --> 00:51:02.859
Meet Carl Yankowski
of Palm Pilot.

887
00:51:02.894 --> 00:51:05.268
-Oh, really.

888
00:51:05.303 --> 00:51:07.666
-[Laughs]
-Doug.

889
00:51:10.308 --> 00:51:11.835
-How are you doing?

890
00:51:11.870 --> 00:51:16.378
-So, I just said three words:
two liter bottle.

891
00:51:16.413 --> 00:51:22.714
And you know what they said?
They said -- [Laughing]

892
00:51:22.749 --> 00:51:28.621
"Carl, nobody drinks
two liters of Mountain Dew."

893
00:51:28.656 --> 00:51:31.492
I mean, they didn't see
what I saw.

894
00:51:31.527 --> 00:51:35.529
Large pizza, big soda,
complete dinner.

895
00:51:35.564 --> 00:51:38.763
We sold a billion liters
in a month!

896
00:51:42.472 --> 00:51:46.276
You playing with yourself
under there, Mikey?

897
00:51:52.515 --> 00:51:54.482
All right, let's clear
the air here.

898
00:51:54.517 --> 00:51:56.748
I had nothing to do with
US Robotics

899
00:51:56.783 --> 00:51:58.948
trying to bankrupt you
back in '96.

900
00:51:58.983 --> 00:52:01.258
Defective modems,
working modems.

901
00:52:01.293 --> 00:52:03.227
Were they defective?

902
00:52:03.262 --> 00:52:05.757
No, it was 100 years ago.
Who's to say?

903
00:52:05.792 --> 00:52:08.760
-Me.

904
00:52:08.795 --> 00:52:11.895
-Exactly.

905
00:52:11.930 --> 00:52:14.898
Here's what we do.

906
00:52:14.933 --> 00:52:17.868
Combine BlackBerry
and Palm Pilot,

907
00:52:17.903 --> 00:52:20.673
one product.

908
00:52:20.708 --> 00:52:24.908
It's the two liter bottle
of smartphones.

909
00:52:24.943 --> 00:52:28.846
-Would I still have complete
control over every aspect

910
00:52:28.881 --> 00:52:31.981
of engineering and design?

911
00:52:32.016 --> 00:52:34.951
-No.
Okay, well, then that's gonna--

912
00:52:34.986 --> 00:52:38.295
we won't be able to move
ahead with this, I'm sorry.

913
00:52:38.330 --> 00:52:40.660
Sorry.

914
00:52:40.695 --> 00:52:45.269
-You guys love saying sorry,
don't you?

915
00:52:45.304 --> 00:52:48.272
Okay, let's see
what you closed at.

916
00:52:50.375 --> 00:52:54.245
$4.50. Oh, God.
Is that Canadian?

917
00:52:54.280 --> 00:52:57.446
US Robotics...

918
00:52:57.481 --> 00:52:59.448
Huh, $83.

919
00:52:59.483 --> 00:53:04.519
Now, that gives us a market cap
about $45 billion.

920
00:53:04.554 --> 00:53:06.950
So what would happen
if I just...

921
00:53:06.985 --> 00:53:11.328
I don't know,
bought up all your shares.

922
00:53:11.363 --> 00:53:14.331
And what's the word
for that again, sport

923
00:53:15.994 --> 00:53:19.028
Hostile takeover.

924
00:53:19.063 --> 00:53:21.338
-Hostile take--
What the fuck?

925
00:53:21.373 --> 00:53:23.340
What is happening?

926
00:53:23.375 --> 00:53:25.441
-We would just say --
we could just say no.

927
00:53:25.476 --> 00:53:27.575
We ow--
We own the company.

928
00:53:29.744 --> 00:53:32.580
-You know, Carl,

929
00:53:32.615 --> 00:53:35.913
you've got a deal.
-Yeah?

930
00:53:35.948 --> 00:53:38.949
-Yeah. Just give us a couple of
months to get our people

931
00:53:38.984 --> 00:53:40.522
taken care of
and then we'll, uh,

932
00:53:40.557 --> 00:53:42.326
we'll agree to a private sale.

933
00:53:42.361 --> 00:53:44.889
-Wait, just --
-Mike, it's okay.

934
00:53:44.924 --> 00:53:46.957
It's okay.
It's better to get rich now

935
00:53:46.992 --> 00:53:49.861
than to fight this guy in court
for the next five years.

936
00:53:49.896 --> 00:53:54.338
-[Laughs] That's right.
You know, I like you.

937
00:53:54.373 --> 00:53:55.900
-You like hockey?

938
00:53:55.935 --> 00:53:58.342
-God, no.
It's moronic.

939
00:53:58.377 --> 00:54:01.576
You?

940
00:54:01.611 --> 00:54:04.579
-Hate it.

941
00:54:04.614 --> 00:54:12.587
<i>-I have come here to chew</i>
<i>bubble gum and kick ass.</i>

942
00:54:12.622 --> 00:54:14.325
<i>And I'm all out of</i>
<i>bubble gum.</i>

943
00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:16.822
-Oh, they based Duke Nukem
on this guy.

944
00:54:16.857 --> 00:54:19.891
[Shotgun blasts]

945
00:54:19.926 --> 00:54:22.564
Like, that is Duke Nukem
for real.

946
00:54:28.066 --> 00:54:31.100
-Okay.
Party's over.

947
00:54:31.135 --> 00:54:33.707
<i>-Has a shotgun.</i>
<i>White male, 30.</i>

948
00:54:33.742 --> 00:54:37.348
-What?
-Listen up.

949
00:54:37.383 --> 00:54:40.483
Turn that thing off, please.

950
00:54:40.518 --> 00:54:42.914
-Wait --
-Can you -- can you --

951
00:54:42.949 --> 00:54:44.850
-Turn it off.

952
00:54:44.885 --> 00:54:45.950
-Al, can you slide it?

953
00:54:45.985 --> 00:54:48.920
-Yeah.
-You guys havin' fun

954
00:54:48.955 --> 00:54:51.494
'Cause we're about to lose
our fucking company.

955
00:54:51.529 --> 00:54:54.563
-What the hell happened
at this lunch?

956
00:54:54.598 --> 00:54:56.961
-Turn that fucking thing off!

957
00:55:04.003 --> 00:55:05.706
Okay?

958
00:55:05.741 --> 00:55:11.514
♪♪

959
00:55:11.549 --> 00:55:13.450
Yeah, Doug?

960
00:55:13.485 --> 00:55:16.618
-So, my question
is actually for Mike.

961
00:55:16.653 --> 00:55:19.115
How are we supposed to sell
another 500,000 phones

962
00:55:19.150 --> 00:55:23.086
when we are already maxed
on every network we are on?

963
00:55:25.860 --> 00:55:28.861
-You guys will figure it out.
-H-how?

964
00:55:28.896 --> 00:55:30.566
If we put more phones
on these networks,

965
00:55:30.601 --> 00:55:32.865
they're going to crash, period.

966
00:55:32.900 --> 00:55:35.967
We are not allowed
to sell more phones. Mike?

967
00:55:36.002 --> 00:55:37.540
-No, you don't worry
about what's allowed.

968
00:55:37.575 --> 00:55:39.036
I say what's allowed.

969
00:55:39.071 --> 00:55:40.774
-I don't even understand
what the problem is here.

970
00:55:40.809 --> 00:55:43.172
Who cares if this guy
wants to buy our company?

971
00:55:43.207 --> 00:55:45.614
Isn't that good?
-I fucking care!

972
00:55:45.649 --> 00:55:47.781
That's who cares? I care!

973
00:55:47.816 --> 00:55:50.751
I'm trying to keep this company
together, you fuck!

974
00:55:50.786 --> 00:55:54.150
-I'm sorry, do you even know
what a network limit load is?

975
00:55:54.185 --> 00:55:57.593
-Doug...

976
00:55:57.628 --> 00:55:59.628
-Talk to me outside
for a second.

977
00:56:02.897 --> 00:56:04.732
-What?

978
00:56:09.772 --> 00:56:11.937
-What's a network limit load?

979
00:56:11.972 --> 00:56:14.137
-This is impossible.
-What are we supposed to

980
00:56:14.172 --> 00:56:16.843
fucking do, Mike?
Either we jack our stock

981
00:56:16.878 --> 00:56:18.713
to the moon
or Yankowski fucks us!

982
00:56:18.748 --> 00:56:20.748
-Well, Doug is right.

983
00:56:20.783 --> 00:56:23.850
Unless the carriers
rebuild their entire networks,

984
00:56:23.885 --> 00:56:26.490
there's nothing we can do,
the phones use too much data.

985
00:56:26.525 --> 00:56:28.151
-Well, then,
fucking shrink it.

986
00:56:28.186 --> 00:56:29.625
-Yeah, okay. Um...

987
00:56:29.660 --> 00:56:33.090
We -- we looked into that.
-Uh-huh?!

988
00:56:37.602 --> 00:56:39.767
-These guys can't do it.

989
00:56:39.802 --> 00:56:42.066
-What do you mean
they can't do it?

990
00:56:42.101 --> 00:56:44.541
You said they were
the best engineers in the world.

991
00:56:44.576 --> 00:56:46.972
-I said they're
the best engineers in Canada.

992
00:56:51.814 --> 00:56:54.144
-Well, okay. All right.

993
00:56:54.179 --> 00:56:56.916
Who could do it.

994
00:56:56.951 --> 00:57:01.789
-Maybe top guys from Motorola
or Microsoft or Google.

995
00:57:01.824 --> 00:57:03.120
-Okay.

996
00:57:03.155 --> 00:57:04.693
-Wait, what? What? What?

997
00:57:04.728 --> 00:57:07.531
-What are you doing?
-Who else? Where else?

998
00:57:07.566 --> 00:57:10.732
-John Carmack.

999
00:57:10.767 --> 00:57:13.097
Get John Carmack from ID.

1000
00:57:13.132 --> 00:57:14.769
Did you guys hear me?

1001
00:57:14.804 --> 00:57:17.233
The guy who made "Doom."

1002
00:57:17.268 --> 00:57:19.202
-What's "Doom"?

1003
00:57:19.237 --> 00:57:21.105
-Have you played "Wolfenstein"?

1004
00:57:24.550 --> 00:57:26.715
Please just don't sell
any more phones.

1005
00:57:30.985 --> 00:57:33.590
-Can you hear me?
-Yes! Yes!

1006
00:57:33.625 --> 00:57:37.088
-Oh, shit.

1007
00:57:37.123 --> 00:57:38.925
Hey.

1008
00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:46.130
[Music from radio]

1009
00:57:46.165 --> 00:57:50.739
[Excited chatter]

1010
00:57:50.774 --> 00:57:54.644
-All right. Listen up,
you deadeye dumb fucks.

1011
00:57:54.679 --> 00:57:57.207
Sorry to cut your
little vacation short here,

1012
00:57:57.242 --> 00:57:59.748
but we got some product to move.

1013
00:57:59.783 --> 00:58:02.245
-Product? Can we move?
-I'm sorry. What's that?

1014
00:58:02.280 --> 00:58:04.280
Say it again.
-Well, I thought the engineers

1015
00:58:04.315 --> 00:58:06.084
said that we maxed
out the networks.

1016
00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:07.987
-Yeah, they did, yeah, and
that's their fucking problem.

1017
00:58:08.022 --> 00:58:10.561
Okay? Your problem is you need
to sell

1018
00:58:10.596 --> 00:58:12.992
a million blackberries
before Q3.

1019
00:58:13.027 --> 00:58:14.961
[Laughter]

1020
00:58:17.636 --> 00:58:22.001
-Uh. That's --
-"Uh. Uh."

1021
00:58:22.036 --> 00:58:23.739
"Uh."

1022
00:58:23.774 --> 00:58:26.709
[Chuckles, mocking]

1023
00:58:26.744 --> 00:58:29.206
I'm not fucking joking.

1024
00:58:33.652 --> 00:58:35.586
I want them gone.

1025
00:58:35.621 --> 00:58:42.626
♪♪

1026
00:58:42.661 --> 00:58:49.666
♪♪

1027
00:58:49.701 --> 00:58:56.673
♪♪

1028
00:58:56.708 --> 00:59:03.713
♪♪

1029
00:59:03.748 --> 00:59:05.209
[Chirps]

1030
00:59:05.244 --> 00:59:14.284
♪♪

1031
00:59:14.319 --> 00:59:23.667
♪♪

1032
00:59:28.971 --> 00:59:34.172
-[Sighs] Actually talking about
banning these.

1033
00:59:34.207 --> 00:59:36.009
-Banning?
-Nobody pays attention

1034
00:59:36.044 --> 00:59:38.715
to meetings anymore,
they're crouched over.

1035
00:59:38.750 --> 00:59:41.014
-Tell 'em to stop.
-[Laughs] Okay.

1036
00:59:41.049 --> 00:59:45.051
We call them Crackberrys.

1037
00:59:45.086 --> 00:59:47.416
-Come work for me.
-[Scoffs]

1038
00:59:47.451 --> 00:59:50.419
I can't.
-Why?

1039
00:59:50.454 --> 00:59:53.862
-Because I'm
under contract here.

1040
00:59:53.897 --> 00:59:56.227
-How much to break it.

1041
00:59:56.262 --> 00:59:57.800
-Excuse me.

1042
00:59:57.835 --> 00:59:59.164
-How much money do you want

1043
00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:01.936
to break your contract
with Google?

1044
01:00:01.971 --> 01:00:03.773
-I --
[Clears throat]

1045
01:00:09.407 --> 01:00:12.947
-I'll give you $1 million
if you sign right now.

1046
01:00:12.982 --> 01:00:14.443
-I am not moving to Canada.

1047
01:00:14.478 --> 01:00:16.885
We are not having
this conversation.

1048
01:00:16.920 --> 01:00:18.689
-$2 million.
-Stop.

1049
01:00:18.724 --> 01:00:21.186
-$3 million.
-I need you to leave.

1050
01:00:26.325 --> 01:00:28.127
-$10 million.

1051
01:00:32.298 --> 01:00:34.936
-Well, you don't
have $10 million.

1052
01:00:38.073 --> 01:00:42.273
-This is $1 million option deal.

1053
01:00:42.308 --> 01:00:46.145
I will backdate that to when
RIM was trading at $1.

1054
01:00:46.180 --> 01:00:49.115
Merrill just gave us
a target of $13.

1055
01:00:53.924 --> 01:00:55.858
-Is this legal?

1056
01:00:58.258 --> 01:01:03.261
[EDM playing]

1057
01:01:03.296 --> 01:01:05.230
-Carl!
<i>-Palm-Berry!</i>

1058
01:01:05.265 --> 01:01:07.837
-Yeah. -Hey, listen, I can
barely hear you, buddy.

1059
01:01:07.872 --> 01:01:09.971
<i>-I said Palm-Berry,</i>
<i>isn't that great?</i>

1060
01:01:10.006 --> 01:01:13.139
-Listen, I'm getting
some static on the line.

1061
01:01:13.174 --> 01:01:15.504
Can I, uh -- can I --
can I call you back?

1062
01:01:15.539 --> 01:01:18.210
<i>-I can barely hear you.</i>

1063
01:01:18.245 --> 01:01:22.346
-What -- Carl?
Okay. I'll call you later.

1064
01:01:22.381 --> 01:01:28.792
♪♪

1065
01:01:28.827 --> 01:01:31.454
[Chirps]

1066
01:01:31.489 --> 01:01:38.131
♪♪

1067
01:01:38.166 --> 01:01:44.808
♪♪

1068
01:01:44.843 --> 01:01:51.243
♪♪

1069
01:01:51.278 --> 01:01:57.920
♪♪

1070
01:01:57.955 --> 01:02:00.318
-[Indistinct]
-Mike? Mike Lazaridis

1071
01:02:00.353 --> 01:02:03.860
-Uh, okay. If Jim fired you,
I can't undo it.

1072
01:02:03.895 --> 01:02:06.929
I'm sorry. I've tried.
-No, no. I just got hired.

1073
01:02:06.964 --> 01:02:08.458
It's Paul.
-How you doing? Welcome.

1074
01:02:08.493 --> 01:02:10.361
Where are you coming from?
-Google.

1075
01:02:10.396 --> 01:02:13.903
-Nice. What'd you do?

1076
01:02:13.938 --> 01:02:16.103
-I was the, uh, head of
a physical engineering.

1077
01:02:16.138 --> 01:02:23.506
♪♪

1078
01:02:23.541 --> 01:02:26.344
-You are not a salesmen anymore.

1079
01:02:26.379 --> 01:02:28.346
You're male models.

1080
01:02:28.381 --> 01:02:31.954
I want you at every
country club, yacht club,

1081
01:02:31.989 --> 01:02:35.925
tennis club,
wherever the elite go, you go.

1082
01:02:35.960 --> 01:02:37.993
I want them to see you using it.

1083
01:02:38.028 --> 01:02:39.995
[Chiming]

1084
01:02:40.030 --> 01:02:43.262
Be big. Be loud.

1085
01:02:43.297 --> 01:02:45.330
Have them thinking,
"Who is this annoying prick,

1086
01:02:45.365 --> 01:02:47.464
and how can I be more like him?"

1087
01:02:47.499 --> 01:02:49.499
-[Laughing]
-What is that?

1088
01:02:49.534 --> 01:02:50.973
-And when they ask you,
don't say,

1089
01:02:51.008 --> 01:02:53.976
"It's a phone
that does email."

1090
01:02:54.011 --> 01:02:56.407
It's not a cell phone.

1091
01:02:56.442 --> 01:02:58.409
It's a status symbol.

1092
01:03:02.085 --> 01:03:04.019
-Anybody else?
Anybody else? Alright.

1093
01:03:04.054 --> 01:03:07.055
♪♪

1094
01:03:07.090 --> 01:03:09.585
-Hi, I'm calling on behalf
of BlackBerry.

1095
01:03:09.620 --> 01:03:12.929
I heard that you're interested
in buying some of the Quarks

1096
01:03:12.964 --> 01:03:14.964
for your corporation.

1097
01:03:14.999 --> 01:03:23.104
♪♪

1098
01:03:23.139 --> 01:03:31.211
♪♪

1099
01:03:31.246 --> 01:03:39.351
♪♪

1100
01:03:39.386 --> 01:03:42.057
-It's 7:55. We're back
with Fox 5 Consumer News.

1101
01:03:42.092 --> 01:03:44.323
A global BlackBerry crisis
this morning.

1102
01:03:44.358 --> 01:03:46.963
The company says
it's experiencing massive

1103
01:03:46.998 --> 01:03:48.558
service interruptions.

1104
01:03:48.593 --> 01:03:51.363
The company's helpline says
that users can expect delays

1105
01:03:51.398 --> 01:03:53.970
in sending
and receiving messages.

1106
01:03:54.005 --> 01:03:56.038
-Yes, yes, we are aware
of the problem

1107
01:03:56.073 --> 01:03:58.909
and we are -- we are
sorting it out right now.

1108
01:03:58.944 --> 01:04:00.372
-Down over there, Dougie.

1109
01:04:00.407 --> 01:04:03.177
-We've been down for this long
before.

1110
01:04:03.212 --> 01:04:07.643
Are we totally fucked?
-Hey! Quiet!

1111
01:04:07.678 --> 01:04:11.988
♪♪

1112
01:04:12.023 --> 01:04:16.124
-L-let's just keep it down
out here, guys, for a second.

1113
01:04:17.622 --> 01:04:20.194
-How many are down?

1114
01:04:20.229 --> 01:04:22.658
-Maybe 10,000.

1115
01:04:22.693 --> 01:04:24.495
-Oh, Jesus. Okay.

1116
01:04:24.530 --> 01:04:26.365
Okay.
[Ringing]

1117
01:04:26.400 --> 01:04:30.567
Okay. Okay.
Hello?

1118
01:04:30.602 --> 01:04:34.076
<i>-You have a collect call from--</i>
<i>-What the fuck is happening?!</i>

1119
01:04:34.111 --> 01:04:37.607
<i>-Will you accept the charges?</i>

1120
01:04:37.642 --> 01:04:40.346
<i>Are you still there?</i>
-Yes, I accept.

1121
01:04:40.381 --> 01:04:42.150
<i>-Thank you.</i>
<i>-Mike?!</i>

1122
01:04:42.185 --> 01:04:44.482
-Hi.
-There are three reasons why

1123
01:04:44.517 --> 01:04:46.649
people buy our phones,
do you know what they are?

1124
01:04:46.684 --> 01:04:50.554
-For email.
-They fucking work.

1125
01:04:50.589 --> 01:04:53.293
-Yeah. Okay. It's not us, Jim.
It's the carrier.

1126
01:04:53.328 --> 01:04:54.723
Verizon is doing
something weird.

1127
01:04:54.758 --> 01:04:56.395
-Well, I'm about to do
something weird

1128
01:04:56.430 --> 01:04:58.034
if you don't fix this now!

1129
01:04:58.069 --> 01:05:01.004
The deal was
I get the engineers,

1130
01:05:01.039 --> 01:05:02.698
you shrink the data.
-Are you -- are you --

1131
01:05:02.733 --> 01:05:05.437
Are you selling more phones?
-What the hell do you think

1132
01:05:05.472 --> 01:05:07.142
I've been doing over here, Mike!

1133
01:05:07.177 --> 01:05:09.375
We're in the middle
of a hostile fucking takeover.

1134
01:05:09.410 --> 01:05:12.147
Do I need to have somebody
babysit you dorks?!

1135
01:05:12.182 --> 01:05:15.678
-Okay. Okay. So that's --
Okay, uh, yeah.

1136
01:05:15.713 --> 01:05:19.253
The entire system is crashing.
He's selling more phones.

1137
01:05:19.288 --> 01:05:21.684
-Hey, Goddamn it!
-Yeah. Yeah.

1138
01:05:21.719 --> 01:05:23.752
So, okay.

1139
01:05:23.787 --> 01:05:26.689
You know, maybe just
hold off selling more ph--

1140
01:05:26.724 --> 01:05:28.427
-I'm not fu--
God!

1141
01:05:28.462 --> 01:05:34.433
[Banging]

1142
01:05:48.647 --> 01:05:52.088
-Okay. Sorry.
Is this technically legal?

1143
01:05:52.123 --> 01:05:54.255
-Eugene!

1144
01:05:54.290 --> 01:05:56.389
-I'm actually in a personal
meeting, Charles.

1145
01:05:56.424 --> 01:05:58.490
-And I personally don't give
a flying fuck.

1146
01:05:58.525 --> 01:06:02.494
Engineering can't do a goddamn
thing until you send that fax.

1147
01:06:02.529 --> 01:06:07.367
Now, take a meeting when the
union isn't ripping my guts out.

1148
01:06:07.402 --> 01:06:09.171
Do you hear me?

1149
01:06:11.835 --> 01:06:15.111
Get it done.

1150
01:06:15.146 --> 01:06:17.476
Son of a bitch.

1151
01:06:21.383 --> 01:06:24.219
-You said you were located
in Waterloo.

1152
01:06:26.289 --> 01:06:28.355
-What is that guy's name?

1153
01:06:28.390 --> 01:06:30.357
-Yeah. Okay.

1154
01:06:30.392 --> 01:06:33.261
Okay. Okay. Hey, everybody.
Welcome to Research in Motion.

1155
01:06:33.296 --> 01:06:35.230
I know this is
a bit disorganized.

1156
01:06:35.265 --> 01:06:37.100
I promise we will get
everybody settled.

1157
01:06:37.135 --> 01:06:42.237
So in the meantime, we're having
a bit of a network issue,

1158
01:06:42.272 --> 01:06:44.107
So put up your hand
if you understand

1159
01:06:44.142 --> 01:06:46.472
MOBITEX architecture.

1160
01:06:48.641 --> 01:06:50.443
Two people.

1161
01:06:50.478 --> 01:06:53.248
Okay. That's fine.

1162
01:06:53.283 --> 01:06:55.382
You two, you're with Mike.

1163
01:06:55.417 --> 01:06:57.714
The rest of you,
I don't know what you do,

1164
01:06:57.749 --> 01:07:00.255
but follow me,
we're taking a tour.

1165
01:07:00.290 --> 01:07:02.851
Let's go.
It's going to be a little bit

1166
01:07:02.886 --> 01:07:05.425
like Sam Rockwell in
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."

1167
01:07:05.460 --> 01:07:08.824
-Can I talk to you
for a second?

1168
01:07:08.859 --> 01:07:10.826
What is Charles Purdy
doing here?

1169
01:07:10.861 --> 01:07:13.400
-I'll get the DVD.
-What are you talking about?

1170
01:07:13.435 --> 01:07:15.138
-The man standing
in the hallway

1171
01:07:15.173 --> 01:07:18.372
directly over my left shoulder.

1172
01:07:18.407 --> 01:07:21.474
-Oh, Jesus.
-Listen to me.

1173
01:07:21.509 --> 01:07:24.279
That guy will fuck you up.

1174
01:07:24.314 --> 01:07:26.413
Do not let that man
anywhere near

1175
01:07:26.448 --> 01:07:29.878
your engineering department.
Trust me.

1176
01:07:29.913 --> 01:07:33.651
-Yeah, okay. Yeah. All right.

1177
01:07:33.686 --> 01:07:35.488
-I'm serious.

1178
01:07:37.426 --> 01:07:39.789
He will fuck your shit up.

1179
01:07:39.824 --> 01:07:42.264
-Can I help you?

1180
01:07:42.299 --> 01:07:44.761
-You're Mike, aren't you?

1181
01:07:44.796 --> 01:07:48.237
-Yes, I'm Mike.
What are you doing here?

1182
01:07:48.272 --> 01:07:52.373
-Charles Purdy.
I'm your new COO.

1183
01:07:52.408 --> 01:07:56.443
-Oh.
Jim hired you to be the --

1184
01:07:56.478 --> 01:07:59.182
Chief...
-I'm here to get this ship

1185
01:07:59.217 --> 01:08:01.910
under control.

1186
01:08:01.945 --> 01:08:03.846
-We are under control.

1187
01:08:03.881 --> 01:08:07.421
-Oh, really? Who's?

1188
01:08:17.796 --> 01:08:20.269
Hmm?

1189
01:08:27.872 --> 01:08:29.707
-Okay, so then let's try
something different.

1190
01:08:29.742 --> 01:08:33.282
Instead of shrinking the data,
maybe we spread it out.

1191
01:08:33.317 --> 01:08:35.251
Thank you.

1192
01:08:35.286 --> 01:08:37.550
-Well, why not take multiple
towers in the same zone

1193
01:08:37.585 --> 01:08:39.420
and split the packet
between them?

1194
01:08:39.455 --> 01:08:40.751
We can put it back
together at the server.

1195
01:08:40.786 --> 01:08:42.456
-We tried that.
Here's the problem.

1196
01:08:42.491 --> 01:08:44.260
The towers don't recognize
one another.

1197
01:08:44.295 --> 01:08:46.922
Each one has no idea which piece
of the signal they're receiving.

1198
01:08:46.957 --> 01:08:48.594
And the whole process
just keeps.

1199
01:08:48.629 --> 01:08:49.958
-Maybe we reprogram
the towers.

1200
01:08:49.993 --> 01:08:52.235
-They're not our towers.
We don't control them.

1201
01:08:52.270 --> 01:08:54.237
-That's okay.
At Naughty Dog, we had to

1202
01:08:54.272 --> 01:08:56.767
hack the PlayStation to get
"Crash Bandicoot" running.

1203
01:08:56.802 --> 01:09:00.606
-Okay, so if each exchange
is triangulated,

1204
01:09:00.641 --> 01:09:02.509
we could divide
the signal three ways.

1205
01:09:02.544 --> 01:09:04.346
-We could actually do way,
way more.

1206
01:09:04.381 --> 01:09:05.809
Every BlackBerry is a server.

1207
01:09:05.844 --> 01:09:08.218
-We could divide the signal
between every user

1208
01:09:08.253 --> 01:09:09.615
in the same grid --
-Divide it by thousands.

1209
01:09:09.650 --> 01:09:11.716
It'll be like Napster --
distributed network

1210
01:09:11.751 --> 01:09:13.553
of your own users.
-It's got to be in

1211
01:09:13.588 --> 01:09:15.852
the terms of service,
Hackers would be on it so fast.

1212
01:09:15.887 --> 01:09:19.691
-But they encrypt everything
server side, right?

1213
01:09:19.726 --> 01:09:25.235
Mike? I mean,
everything is already encrypted.

1214
01:09:25.270 --> 01:09:27.996
-Mike?

1215
01:09:28.031 --> 01:09:29.734
Mike.

1216
01:09:29.769 --> 01:09:35.278
♪♪

1217
01:09:35.313 --> 01:09:37.412
-You can have my bacon.

1218
01:09:44.047 --> 01:09:45.948
-What are they paying you?

1219
01:09:45.983 --> 01:09:49.523
-I shouldn't say.

1220
01:09:49.558 --> 01:09:52.625
-They're paying me $10 Million.
-Yeah, me too.

1221
01:09:59.436 --> 01:10:04.472
♪♪

1222
01:10:04.507 --> 01:10:09.510
♪♪

1223
01:10:09.545 --> 01:10:11.809
-Hold your banner. Hold it.

1224
01:10:11.844 --> 01:10:13.811
And now.

1225
01:10:13.846 --> 01:10:17.287
[Indistinct shouting]

1226
01:10:17.322 --> 01:10:19.751
Higher on that side.
-Let's get a chair over there.

1227
01:10:19.786 --> 01:10:24.822
♪♪

1228
01:10:24.857 --> 01:10:26.626
-Here you go, buddy.

1229
01:10:29.961 --> 01:10:33.336
[Rapping at door]
-Yes. Come in.

1230
01:10:33.371 --> 01:10:36.834
-Mr. Purdy.

1231
01:10:36.869 --> 01:10:39.738
Yeah, uh, so...

1232
01:10:39.773 --> 01:10:42.070
First of all,
sorry about before.

1233
01:10:42.105 --> 01:10:44.479
[Indistinct chatter]

1234
01:10:50.355 --> 01:10:53.389
-Alan Lewis.

1235
01:10:53.424 --> 01:10:56.623
Which one of you
is Alan Lewis?

1236
01:10:56.658 --> 01:11:00.330
Ah, Michael's had
a breakthrough.

1237
01:11:00.365 --> 01:11:01.892
Now I want these tested,

1238
01:11:01.927 --> 01:11:05.896
and I want the report
on my desk Friday.

1239
01:11:05.931 --> 01:11:09.636
-When? Sorry.

1240
01:11:09.671 --> 01:11:11.770
-Friday.

1241
01:11:11.805 --> 01:11:15.741
-This looks like a whole
new relay system.

1242
01:11:15.776 --> 01:11:18.975
Testing this would probably
take me a month.

1243
01:11:19.010 --> 01:11:21.714
-Well, then you best
get started, hadn't you?

1244
01:11:24.653 --> 01:11:29.392
-It's bad luck to work
on movie night.

1245
01:11:29.427 --> 01:11:32.626
-Work on movie night...

1246
01:11:32.661 --> 01:11:36.498
-You're all children.
Is that it?

1247
01:11:36.533 --> 01:11:37.664
-Sorry. Who are you?

1248
01:11:37.699 --> 01:11:39.061
-You think this is funny?!

1249
01:11:39.096 --> 01:11:40.634
Is it?!

1250
01:11:42.836 --> 01:11:45.606
-Didn't want -- just wondering,
who -- who are you?

1251
01:11:45.641 --> 01:11:47.575
-I'm Charles Purdy.

1252
01:11:47.610 --> 01:11:50.072
From this moment on,
you all work for me.

1253
01:11:50.107 --> 01:11:54.813
And if that work is not done
at a pace that I expect,

1254
01:11:54.848 --> 01:11:57.145
you'll be fired.

1255
01:11:57.180 --> 01:12:00.819
And I'll keep firing
until this room is full of men

1256
01:12:00.854 --> 01:12:04.889
and not little boys playing
with their little penises.

1257
01:12:11.601 --> 01:12:13.898
Now, are there any questions?

1258
01:12:16.001 --> 01:12:18.474
-Um.

1259
01:12:18.509 --> 01:12:20.168
Where's Doug?

1260
01:12:20.203 --> 01:12:22.478
-♪ This is what we do ♪

1261
01:12:22.513 --> 01:12:25.008
♪ Do, do, do ♪

1262
01:12:25.043 --> 01:12:29.078
♪ My body is my body ♪

1263
01:12:29.113 --> 01:12:30.882
♪ My time is my time ♪

1264
01:12:30.917 --> 01:12:32.818
♪ The way that it usually comes
out of my mind ♪

1265
01:12:32.853 --> 01:12:34.787
-Doug! How's it goin', bro?

1266
01:12:34.822 --> 01:12:37.856
-Movie night tonight.
Movie night.

1267
01:12:37.891 --> 01:12:39.594
-♪ No time to sit and wait,
we do what we do ♪

1268
01:12:39.629 --> 01:12:40.925
♪ And what we do can't wait ♪

1269
01:12:40.960 --> 01:12:42.465
♪ This is what we do ♪

1270
01:12:42.500 --> 01:12:45.094
♪ Do, do, do ♪

1271
01:12:45.129 --> 01:12:46.568
[Kills engine]

1272
01:12:48.638 --> 01:12:54.609
[Muffled music
from headphones]

1273
01:13:27.809 --> 01:13:29.479
-Have you seen this?

1274
01:13:29.514 --> 01:13:31.173
-No.
-Have you been out there?

1275
01:13:31.208 --> 01:13:33.010
-No.

1276
01:13:33.045 --> 01:13:36.519
Dude, Jim killed movie night!
Actually, what am I saying?

1277
01:13:36.554 --> 01:13:37.751
He didn't have the guts
to do it himself.

1278
01:13:37.786 --> 01:13:40.622
Apparently he got
this 300 pound dude

1279
01:13:40.657 --> 01:13:42.756
to go in there, start screaming
at everybody,

1280
01:13:42.791 --> 01:13:44.560
said he was going to fire Alan.

1281
01:13:53.296 --> 01:13:55.901
Mike.

1282
01:13:55.936 --> 01:13:58.706
-We do -- we do need
to get back to work.

1283
01:14:12.117 --> 01:14:13.820
-Yeah.

1284
01:14:13.855 --> 01:14:18.891
♪♪

1285
01:14:18.926 --> 01:14:23.962
♪♪

1286
01:14:23.997 --> 01:14:27.834
Do you not ever wonder
why these guys are willing

1287
01:14:27.869 --> 01:14:30.034
to work 80 hours a week,

1288
01:14:30.069 --> 01:14:33.235
never see their families,

1289
01:14:33.270 --> 01:14:35.105
never get any credit?

1290
01:14:35.140 --> 01:14:36.678
-It's because
they get to work on

1291
01:14:36.713 --> 01:14:38.944
the best phone in the world,
Doug.

1292
01:14:38.979 --> 01:14:48.723
♪♪

1293
01:14:48.758 --> 01:14:50.626
-That must be it.

1294
01:14:50.661 --> 01:14:55.059
♪♪

1295
01:14:55.094 --> 01:14:59.701
♪♪

1296
01:14:59.736 --> 01:15:03.298
♪♪

1297
01:15:03.333 --> 01:15:05.608
[Ringing]
-Hello?

1298
01:15:05.643 --> 01:15:07.071
<i>-You're making</i>
<i>a big mistake, sport.</i>

1299
01:15:07.106 --> 01:15:09.040
-Yeah, sorry --
<i>-Don't you dare fucking</i>

1300
01:15:09.075 --> 01:15:10.745
<i>hang up on me.</i>
-I'll call you back.

1301
01:15:10.780 --> 01:15:12.307
<i>-Don't hang up on me.</i>
<i>Don't you fucking --</i>

1302
01:15:12.342 --> 01:15:15.343
-How's everybody doing?

1303
01:15:15.378 --> 01:15:17.015
-Jim.

1304
01:15:17.050 --> 01:15:19.754
I know this isn't exactly
what you want to hear,

1305
01:15:19.789 --> 01:15:22.790
but this board feels that

1306
01:15:22.825 --> 01:15:25.991
in order to avoid
further disruptions,

1307
01:15:26.026 --> 01:15:29.797
it's best we end our
relationship with BlackBerry.

1308
01:15:29.832 --> 01:15:31.799
-John, we're just
getting started.

1309
01:15:31.834 --> 01:15:34.637
-Jim, I'm serious.

1310
01:15:34.672 --> 01:15:36.133
We're willing to take
the hit on users

1311
01:15:36.168 --> 01:15:38.102
and let them go crash
somebody else's fucking network.

1312
01:15:38.137 --> 01:15:41.171
It's over.

1313
01:15:41.206 --> 01:15:44.273
-No.

1314
01:15:44.308 --> 01:15:48.618
What's over is your bullshit
limit of 500,000 users.

1315
01:15:48.653 --> 01:15:51.918
We quadrupled it.
-Okay, Jim --

1316
01:15:51.953 --> 01:15:55.625
-Our engineers
reprogrammed your towers.

1317
01:15:55.660 --> 01:15:57.319
As of right now,
Verizon is capable

1318
01:15:57.354 --> 01:15:59.926
of carrying two million
blackberries at the same time,

1319
01:15:59.961 --> 01:16:03.193
and we've already sold
half of those.

1320
01:16:03.228 --> 01:16:05.030
-Bullshit.

1321
01:16:05.065 --> 01:16:07.098
-Try me.

1322
01:16:11.742 --> 01:16:17.009
♪♪

1323
01:16:17.044 --> 01:16:22.278
♪♪

1324
01:16:22.313 --> 01:16:27.789
♪♪

1325
01:16:27.824 --> 01:16:30.121
-♪ Hello, operator ♪

1326
01:16:30.156 --> 01:16:31.727
♪ Can you give me number nine? ♪

1327
01:16:31.762 --> 01:16:34.961
♪ Can I see you later? ♪

1328
01:16:34.996 --> 01:16:37.832
♪ Will you give me back
my dime ♪

1329
01:16:37.867 --> 01:16:39.999
♪ Turn the oscillator ♪

1330
01:16:40.034 --> 01:16:42.705
♪ Twist it with
the dollar bill ♪

1331
01:16:42.740 --> 01:16:44.971
♪ Mail man bring the paper ♪

1332
01:16:45.006 --> 01:16:49.008
♪ Leave it on my window sill ♪

1333
01:16:49.043 --> 01:16:50.944
-How did you do it, Mike?

1334
01:16:50.979 --> 01:16:55.949
♪♪

1335
01:16:55.984 --> 01:17:00.987
♪♪

1336
01:17:01.022 --> 01:17:05.992
♪♪

1337
01:17:06.027 --> 01:17:08.225
-We are number one
in handset sales,

1338
01:17:08.260 --> 01:17:10.293
subscriptions,
customer retention,

1339
01:17:10.328 --> 01:17:14.330
attracting new smartphone users,
and brand recognition.

1340
01:17:14.365 --> 01:17:17.234
We control 30%
of the North American market.

1341
01:17:17.269 --> 01:17:19.907
And with the upcoming release
of the BlackBerry Bold --

1342
01:17:19.942 --> 01:17:21.909
[Vibrating]
...we're on track to control

1343
01:17:21.944 --> 01:17:23.878
50% of the global market.

1344
01:17:23.913 --> 01:17:29.752
Now, our numbers are a bit below
our estimates right now,

1345
01:17:29.787 --> 01:17:32.216
but we are expecting a nice bump

1346
01:17:32.251 --> 01:17:34.724
when the 8310
comes out in March.

1347
01:17:34.759 --> 01:17:37.419
-Now is probably
a good time to talk about

1348
01:17:37.454 --> 01:17:41.192
moving some of the assembly
and construction to China.

1349
01:17:41.227 --> 01:17:43.733
-No, no.
Take people off of Onyx,

1350
01:17:43.768 --> 01:17:44.965
if you need more bodies,
hire more people.

1351
01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:48.837
We're not moving
to fucking China.

1352
01:17:48.872 --> 01:17:52.236
-All right.
-All right.

1353
01:17:52.271 --> 01:17:54.205
Oh, my God.

1354
01:17:54.240 --> 01:17:56.977
What?!

1355
01:17:57.012 --> 01:17:59.474
Uh, that's a good spot to leave
it for today, guys, thank you.

1356
01:18:03.821 --> 01:18:06.415
-Hey, where's Jim?

1357
01:18:06.450 --> 01:18:10.188
-Why?
-He's not answering my emails.

1358
01:18:10.223 --> 01:18:12.795
-Well, we're pitching the
trackpad to Verizon on Friday,

1359
01:18:12.830 --> 01:18:15.457
so he's probably
working on that.

1360
01:18:15.492 --> 01:18:16.898
I'm in a meeting!

1361
01:18:16.933 --> 01:18:18.768
<i>-And I really believe that</i>

1362
01:18:18.803 --> 01:18:20.330
<i>Vasily --</i>
'<i> is that how you say it?</i>

1363
01:18:20.365 --> 01:18:22.299
<i>Or something like that?</i>
<i>You know, he was in there.</i>

1364
01:18:22.334 --> 01:18:24.268
<i>He says, I've heard guys screw</i>
<i>up my name, but worse than you.</i>

1365
01:18:24.303 --> 01:18:27.271
<i>Anyhow, he's a patriot.</i>
<i>He really does --</i>

1366
01:18:27.306 --> 01:18:29.977
<i>He's a hockey guy</i>
<i>that really wants --</i>

1367
01:18:30.012 --> 01:18:32.408
<i>there's no big money.</i>
<i>That doesn't mean --</i>

1368
01:18:32.443 --> 01:18:35.081
<i>He's a hockey guy. He plays...</i>

1369
01:18:35.116 --> 01:18:40.152
[Ringing]

1370
01:18:40.187 --> 01:18:44.057
-No, don't!
[Sighs]

1371
01:18:44.092 --> 01:18:45.058
-Hello?

1372
01:18:45.093 --> 01:18:47.093
<i>-Hand the phone to Jim.</i>

1373
01:18:47.128 --> 01:18:48.930
-Who's this?
<i>-It's Jack Manishen</i>

1374
01:18:48.965 --> 01:18:51.130
<i>in marketing --</i>
<i>it's important.</i>

1375
01:18:53.431 --> 01:18:55.838
-Jack Manishen, marketing.

1376
01:18:55.873 --> 01:18:57.807
-Yeah, Mike can handle it.

1377
01:19:00.009 --> 01:19:02.075
-Maybe you could speak
to Mr. Lazaridis.

1378
01:19:02.110 --> 01:19:04.814
<i>-He does not want me going to</i>
<i>Mike with this.</i>

1379
01:19:07.412 --> 01:19:09.214
<i>At least tell me</i>
<i>where you're going.</i>

1380
01:19:09.249 --> 01:19:10.413
-He wants to know
where we're going.

1381
01:19:10.448 --> 01:19:12.250
-Hang up.

1382
01:19:14.386 --> 01:19:18.828
[Applause]

1383
01:19:18.863 --> 01:19:21.325
-So, three things:

1384
01:19:21.360 --> 01:19:24.163
A widescreen iPod
with touch controls,

1385
01:19:24.198 --> 01:19:26.264
a revolutionary mobile phone,

1386
01:19:26.299 --> 01:19:29.905
and a breakthrough Internet
communications device.

1387
01:19:29.940 --> 01:19:34.338
An iPod, a phone,

1388
01:19:34.373 --> 01:19:37.979
and an Internet
communicator.

1389
01:19:38.014 --> 01:19:40.146
An iPod...

1390
01:19:40.181 --> 01:19:42.511
A phone...

1391
01:19:42.546 --> 01:19:45.052
Are you getting it?

1392
01:19:45.087 --> 01:19:48.055
[Cheering and applause]

1393
01:19:48.090 --> 01:19:52.356
These are not
three separate devices.

1394
01:19:52.391 --> 01:19:54.028
This is one device.

1395
01:19:54.063 --> 01:19:58.230
[Cheering and applause]

1396
01:19:58.265 --> 01:20:00.595
And we are calling it...

1397
01:20:00.630 --> 01:20:02.465
iPhone.

1398
01:20:02.500 --> 01:20:05.237
[Cheering and applause]

1399
01:20:05.272 --> 01:20:07.173
Here's four smart phones, right?

1400
01:20:07.208 --> 01:20:10.440
Motorola Q, the BlackBerry,
Palm Treo,

1401
01:20:10.475 --> 01:20:12.948
Nokia E62 --
the usual suspects.

1402
01:20:12.983 --> 01:20:15.082
They all have these keyboards
that are there,

1403
01:20:15.117 --> 01:20:17.414
whether you need them or not
to be there.

1404
01:20:17.449 --> 01:20:19.515
And they all have
these control buttons

1405
01:20:19.550 --> 01:20:22.056
that are fixed in plastic.
-Why would anybody

1406
01:20:22.091 --> 01:20:23.959
want a phone without
a keyboard?

1407
01:20:23.994 --> 01:20:27.523
-Well, what we're going to do
is get rid of all these buttons

1408
01:20:27.558 --> 01:20:29.899
and just make a giant screen.

1409
01:20:29.934 --> 01:20:32.330
A giant screen.

1410
01:20:32.365 --> 01:20:34.068
And when we start
shipping in June,

1411
01:20:34.103 --> 01:20:36.466
we'll be selling iPhone
through our own stores

1412
01:20:36.501 --> 01:20:40.437
and through Cingular stores.
And it's my pleasure

1413
01:20:40.472 --> 01:20:43.539
to introduce the CEO
of Cingular,

1414
01:20:43.574 --> 01:20:46.278
Stan Sigman.

1415
01:20:46.313 --> 01:20:49.314
-Are you fucking kidding me?
-What?

1416
01:20:49.349 --> 01:20:52.647
-That's Stan Sigman.
That's the CEO of AT&T.

1417
01:20:52.682 --> 01:20:56.090
-You know, Steve and I
first met about two years ago

1418
01:20:56.125 --> 01:20:58.290
in New York City
when he shared with me

1419
01:20:58.325 --> 01:21:01.095
this vision
that he had for this product.

1420
01:21:01.130 --> 01:21:03.295
-This fuckin' guy.
-And we've been working on it

1421
01:21:03.330 --> 01:21:06.232
for a long time and actually ---
All right, everybody, That's it.

1422
01:21:06.267 --> 01:21:08.465
Fun time's over.
Back to work.

1423
01:21:08.500 --> 01:21:13.008
I need a prototype of the Bold
in my hand by Friday

1424
01:21:13.043 --> 01:21:15.978
with a working trackpad.

1425
01:21:16.013 --> 01:21:17.947
Thank you.

1426
01:21:22.151 --> 01:21:23.986
-That's crazy.

1427
01:21:24.021 --> 01:21:28.518
[Ringing]

1428
01:21:28.553 --> 01:21:30.025
Yellow.

1429
01:21:30.060 --> 01:21:33.424
<i>-Hi. Is this Douglas?</i>
-Yeah, yeah.

1430
01:21:33.459 --> 01:21:35.624
<i>-I'm from the Securities</i>
<i>and Exchange Commission,</i>

1431
01:21:35.659 --> 01:21:38.561
<i>and I was wondering if you</i>
<i>could answer some questions</i>

1432
01:21:38.596 --> 01:21:41.531
<i>for me.</i>
-Sure. Okay. Check the knock.

1433
01:21:41.566 --> 01:21:46.272
<i>-Were you involved in the</i>
<i>hiring of a Mr. Paul Stanos?</i>

1434
01:21:48.177 --> 01:21:49.539
-Sorry. You're from where?

1435
01:21:49.574 --> 01:21:52.245
<i>-I'm from the SEC.</i>

1436
01:21:52.280 --> 01:21:53.983
-It's a serious call?

1437
01:21:54.018 --> 01:21:56.711
<i>-Yes.</i>

1438
01:21:56.746 --> 01:21:58.152
-Yeah.
You called the wrong person.

1439
01:21:58.187 --> 01:22:00.154
I can't help you
with anything like that.

1440
01:22:00.189 --> 01:22:02.222
<i>-Is this Douglas Fregin?</i>

1441
01:22:02.257 --> 01:22:05.324
-Yes, ma'am.
<i>-Sorry, I have you listed here</i>

1442
01:22:05.359 --> 01:22:09.130
<i>as one of the founders</i>
<i>of the company.</i>

1443
01:22:09.165 --> 01:22:12.232
-I... Yeah, I guess I am not.
Uh...

1444
01:22:12.267 --> 01:22:14.102
-Doug?

1445
01:22:14.137 --> 01:22:16.038
-I got to go.

1446
01:22:16.073 --> 01:22:23.309
♪♪

1447
01:22:23.344 --> 01:22:26.510
[Ringtone playing]
-I'm sorry.

1448
01:22:26.545 --> 01:22:30.052
Unknown number?
-No.

1449
01:22:35.323 --> 01:22:38.225
-Mr. Balsillie?
-Yes.

1450
01:22:38.260 --> 01:22:40.656
-Welcome to the NHL.

1451
01:22:40.691 --> 01:22:42.427
-Thanks for having me.

1452
01:22:42.462 --> 01:22:44.033
-Nice to meet you.
Just this way.

1453
01:22:44.068 --> 01:22:45.628
-Okay, great.

1454
01:22:48.765 --> 01:22:50.534
-Right in here.

1455
01:22:53.704 --> 01:22:57.244
-Yeah. Good to see you.
Thank you for taking the time.

1456
01:22:57.279 --> 01:22:59.444
-Oh, I've always got time
for you, Gary.

1457
01:23:02.284 --> 01:23:05.615
Get me on the phone
with Copps Coliseum.

1458
01:23:05.650 --> 01:23:08.156
-It's at the arena
in Hamilton.

1459
01:23:08.191 --> 01:23:10.422
-Yeah. Tell 'em
I want to buy it.

1460
01:23:12.723 --> 01:23:16.362
-Okay. So I thought you were
buying the Pittsburgh Penguins.

1461
01:23:18.399 --> 01:23:21.235
-Yes, I am. Let's go.

1462
01:23:26.242 --> 01:23:28.836
-Okay, we got to go.
-One sec.

1463
01:23:28.871 --> 01:23:30.310
This is it.
This is good enough.

1464
01:23:30.345 --> 01:23:31.839
This is good.
-This is good enough?

1465
01:23:31.874 --> 01:23:34.644
-Apple is launching
a marketplace for applications.

1466
01:23:34.679 --> 01:23:36.679
It's going to be
third party developers.

1467
01:23:36.714 --> 01:23:38.285
Any -- any -- any -- anyone --

1468
01:23:38.320 --> 01:23:40.848
-This is bad.
Bad time, bad time, bad time.

1469
01:23:40.883 --> 01:23:43.620
-Bad time.
-Third party developers.

1470
01:23:43.655 --> 01:23:46.260
-Hey, man.
-Yeah.

1471
01:23:46.295 --> 01:23:48.163
-It's laggy as hell.
-Good enough.

1472
01:23:48.198 --> 01:23:49.692
Good enough.
-Okay, now.

1473
01:23:49.727 --> 01:23:52.794
-Yeah, we got it.
-Doug, come on.

1474
01:23:52.829 --> 01:23:56.831
They're launching
an application marketplace.

1475
01:23:56.866 --> 01:24:00.406
-Okay.
So the touchpad is working.

1476
01:24:00.441 --> 01:24:05.444
I don't know if I would say
that it's working-working.

1477
01:24:05.479 --> 01:24:09.382
♪♪

1478
01:24:09.417 --> 01:24:11.186
-[Sighs]

1479
01:24:11.221 --> 01:24:16.686
♪♪

1480
01:24:16.721 --> 01:24:19.194
-What?

1481
01:24:19.229 --> 01:24:20.888
-Do you have a suit?

1482
01:24:20.923 --> 01:24:29.567
♪♪

1483
01:24:29.602 --> 01:24:34.638
-2.4 inches,
480 by 360 HVGA screen,

1484
01:24:34.673 --> 01:24:36.772
and to top it all off,

1485
01:24:36.807 --> 01:24:42.184
the world's first trackpad,
which we believe will be

1486
01:24:42.219 --> 01:24:45.220
the dominant navigational
device for all mobile devices

1487
01:24:45.255 --> 01:24:48.355
within the next two years.

1488
01:24:48.390 --> 01:24:50.324
The BlackBerry Bold.

1489
01:24:52.889 --> 01:24:55.791
-That's it?

1490
01:24:55.826 --> 01:24:57.727
-Uh-huh.

1491
01:24:57.762 --> 01:25:01.203
-That -- that's what you got
for us?

1492
01:25:01.238 --> 01:25:02.666
A trackpad?

1493
01:25:02.701 --> 01:25:06.505
-Uh...

1494
01:25:06.540 --> 01:25:09.673
-Y-you guys see Apple's thing?

1495
01:25:13.778 --> 01:25:16.482
Any reaction to that?
-Plenty. Yeah.

1496
01:25:16.517 --> 01:25:18.484
It's an overdesigned,
trying-to-do-too-much toy

1497
01:25:18.519 --> 01:25:22.422
that will crash any network
gullible enough to take it on.

1498
01:25:22.457 --> 01:25:24.655
It is, by every metric,

1499
01:25:24.690 --> 01:25:28.560
the exact opposite of everything
we do at Research in Motion.

1500
01:25:28.595 --> 01:25:32.960
Less data, no frills,
reliable network.

1501
01:25:32.995 --> 01:25:35.270
Okay, that's BlackBerry.

1502
01:25:35.305 --> 01:25:37.965
-Sexy slogan, Mike.

1503
01:25:38.000 --> 01:25:40.374
-So, I guess you just want
to kill your whole network?

1504
01:25:40.409 --> 01:25:42.772
Because that's what it would do.

1505
01:25:42.807 --> 01:25:46.644
-Yeah. The iPhone, they put
a keyboard right on the screen.

1506
01:25:46.679 --> 01:25:48.910
-And it's the stupidest thing
I've ever seen

1507
01:25:48.945 --> 01:25:50.714
in my entire life.

1508
01:25:50.749 --> 01:25:53.684
Ask anyone what they love most
about their BlackBerry

1509
01:25:53.719 --> 01:25:55.917
and you will get the same answer
every single time:

1510
01:25:55.952 --> 01:25:59.822
The keyboard, the click.
Okay

1511
01:25:59.857 --> 01:26:02.264
Th-this --
-Well...

1512
01:26:02.299 --> 01:26:04.827
Yeah, yeah.
-This entire market

1513
01:26:04.862 --> 01:26:06.532
was born
of our innovation,

1514
01:26:06.567 --> 01:26:09.601
our idea to put a keyboard
on a phone.

1515
01:26:09.636 --> 01:26:13.803
We did that. We built that
from a pile of garbage in 1996.

1516
01:26:13.838 --> 01:26:16.311
-So, there's another slogan

1517
01:26:16.346 --> 01:26:17.906
I don't know, Mike.

1518
01:26:17.941 --> 01:26:22.482
AT&T's got Apple,
we were kind of hoping

1519
01:26:22.517 --> 01:26:24.550
you'd come in here
with an iPhone killer.

1520
01:26:24.585 --> 01:26:27.520
-I --
I don't need to kill it

1521
01:26:27.555 --> 01:26:29.016
because it's going
to commit suicide

1522
01:26:29.051 --> 01:26:30.919
and it's going to take down
the whole fucking

1523
01:26:30.954 --> 01:26:33.460
Cingular network with it.

1524
01:26:33.495 --> 01:26:35.462
I'm giving you gold,

1525
01:26:35.497 --> 01:26:37.464
and I think you're
all misunderstanding it.

1526
01:26:37.499 --> 01:26:40.434
Uh...

1527
01:26:40.469 --> 01:26:44.438
I created this entire
product class.

1528
01:26:44.473 --> 01:26:48.871
I created this
entire fucking market.

1529
01:26:52.382 --> 01:26:55.383
I created this entire
product class.

1530
01:26:55.418 --> 01:27:00.454
So listen to me --
the trackpad is a mouse pad.

1531
01:27:00.489 --> 01:27:02.324
Uh --

1532
01:27:02.359 --> 01:27:04.392
Built into the phone.

1533
01:27:06.363 --> 01:27:07.923
-Yeah.

1534
01:27:10.730 --> 01:27:15.766
And...
Right. Okay.

1535
01:27:15.801 --> 01:27:19.704
Yeah. Okay.
Good enough.

1536
01:27:19.739 --> 01:27:21.871
Thanks, guys, for coming down.
Tell you what.

1537
01:27:21.906 --> 01:27:24.544
Let us -- we'll we'll talk
about this internally.

1538
01:27:24.579 --> 01:27:26.678
We'll get back to you, okay?

1539
01:27:26.713 --> 01:27:28.911
Tell Jim we missed him.

1540
01:27:33.489 --> 01:27:35.522
-Let's go.

1541
01:27:40.397 --> 01:27:45.664
-He's back. Back in Waterloo,
working because...

1542
01:27:45.699 --> 01:27:48.931
So, he promised me
not to mention...

1543
01:27:48.966 --> 01:27:51.637
the other thing.

1544
01:27:51.672 --> 01:27:54.772
We're not quite there yet.

1545
01:27:54.807 --> 01:27:59.645
But we're working on
something pretty top secret.

1546
01:27:59.680 --> 01:28:02.648
He made me promise
not to mention it, um..

1547
01:28:04.388 --> 01:28:06.751
Prototype, we're still a few
weeks out, uh,

1548
01:28:06.786 --> 01:28:09.688
but, you know,

1549
01:28:09.723 --> 01:28:13.527
I can demo it
with our Bold prototype.

1550
01:28:16.763 --> 01:28:18.730
So it's still a BlackBerry.

1551
01:28:18.765 --> 01:28:20.699
It's our BlackBerry.
So you --

1552
01:28:20.734 --> 01:28:22.932
Except for where --
where we have keys here,

1553
01:28:22.967 --> 01:28:29.807
um, screen, the whole thing
is a screen, except ours,

1554
01:28:29.842 --> 01:28:35.450
when you press it, you'll get
that that satisfying click,

1555
01:28:35.485 --> 01:28:38.816
that BlackBerry click,
our trademark click.

1556
01:28:38.851 --> 01:28:43.821
So, screen, keyboard, phone.

1557
01:28:43.856 --> 01:28:47.121
Screen, keyboard, phone.

1558
01:28:48.157 --> 01:28:52.500
Screen, keyboard, phone.

1559
01:28:52.535 --> 01:28:54.931
Are you getting it?

1560
01:28:54.966 --> 01:29:00.167
♪♪

1561
01:29:00.202 --> 01:29:05.612
♪♪

1562
01:29:05.647 --> 01:29:10.848
♪♪

1563
01:29:10.883 --> 01:29:14.049
-Mike. Mike?
What the fuck was that, dude!

1564
01:29:14.084 --> 01:29:15.853
-Where is this fucking limo?

1565
01:29:15.888 --> 01:29:18.625
-Capacity max is at 17,000,
but we can enhance it

1566
01:29:18.660 --> 01:29:20.693
to 19,000
without too much trouble.

1567
01:29:20.728 --> 01:29:22.662
-All right. I want all this
basketball shit gone.

1568
01:29:22.697 --> 01:29:25.830
From now on,
this place is a permanent rink.

1569
01:29:25.865 --> 01:29:28.734
-[Scoffs]

1570
01:29:28.769 --> 01:29:31.704
We can't do that.
-Why?

1571
01:29:31.739 --> 01:29:33.134
-We have active contracts
with a dozen clients.

1572
01:29:33.169 --> 01:29:35.576
-Cancel 'em.
-Yeah, but there's going to --

1573
01:29:35.611 --> 01:29:37.039
-I'll pay the fines.

1574
01:29:37.074 --> 01:29:41.142
I want that
to be my personal box.

1575
01:29:41.177 --> 01:29:42.946
-That's not a box.

1576
01:29:46.182 --> 01:29:47.918
That's not a box.

1577
01:29:47.953 --> 01:29:49.183
-No, no, no.

1578
01:29:49.218 --> 01:29:51.691
Okay, so it's a screen,

1579
01:29:51.726 --> 01:29:54.628
but it needs a raised hinge
or actuator,

1580
01:29:54.663 --> 01:29:56.630
as I wrote, between it
and the body

1581
01:29:56.665 --> 01:29:59.864
so the entire device clicks
when you press on it.

1582
01:29:59.899 --> 01:30:02.031
-[Muttering]

1583
01:30:02.066 --> 01:30:03.835
-Wait. What?

1584
01:30:06.202 --> 01:30:08.807
-I'm just wondering why
we want to do that.

1585
01:30:08.842 --> 01:30:11.106
-That -- that -- that --
is not the question

1586
01:30:11.141 --> 01:30:13.647
you ask me here.
I don't --

1587
01:30:13.682 --> 01:30:16.210
"Why" does not matter to you?
Okay?

1588
01:30:16.245 --> 01:30:18.014
Because I said so.

1589
01:30:18.049 --> 01:30:20.852
Because that's what I sold.
Okay?

1590
01:30:20.887 --> 01:30:23.151
Who are you, by the way?

1591
01:30:23.186 --> 01:30:25.659
-Easy, Mike.

1592
01:30:25.694 --> 01:30:28.530
[Ringtone playing]
-Oh, come on, guys, please.

1593
01:30:28.565 --> 01:30:30.796
Silent mode!
When we're at the office.

1594
01:30:30.831 --> 01:30:32.534
Charles!

1595
01:30:32.569 --> 01:30:34.800
-Phones off.
-Sorry. Sorry, Mike.

1596
01:30:34.835 --> 01:30:35.768
Sorry, everybody.

1597
01:30:37.805 --> 01:30:40.201
-Okay, so you know what I think
all this is,

1598
01:30:40.236 --> 01:30:44.238
is we're trying to do the old
BlackBerry click

1599
01:30:44.273 --> 01:30:47.516
while embracing
the new iPhone screen.

1600
01:30:47.551 --> 01:30:48.946
That's all.
-No, no, no.

1601
01:30:48.981 --> 01:30:52.719
We're not embracing
anything to do with Apple!

1602
01:30:52.754 --> 01:30:56.217
Guys!

1603
01:30:56.252 --> 01:30:58.120
It's really not hard.

1604
01:30:58.155 --> 01:31:00.859
Okay? We pay you a lot of money.

1605
01:31:00.894 --> 01:31:02.663
This is really not hard.

1606
01:31:02.698 --> 01:31:06.095
It's a keyboard on a screen,

1607
01:31:06.130 --> 01:31:07.932
on a keyboard.

1608
01:31:07.967 --> 01:31:12.640
♪♪

1609
01:31:12.675 --> 01:31:14.675
And I don't care
what you think of it.

1610
01:31:14.710 --> 01:31:17.007
-Mike.

1611
01:31:17.042 --> 01:31:22.782
♪♪

1612
01:31:22.817 --> 01:31:28.590
♪♪

1613
01:31:28.625 --> 01:31:29.723
Fuck is Doug talking about.

1614
01:31:29.758 --> 01:31:31.252
Embracing what Apple is doing?

1615
01:31:31.287 --> 01:31:32.759
I don't understand.

1616
01:31:32.794 --> 01:31:34.024
-You come back from New York

1617
01:31:34.059 --> 01:31:35.663
talking about
a brand new phone, right?

1618
01:31:35.698 --> 01:31:38.699
Prototype in a week.
What are we doing here?

1619
01:31:38.734 --> 01:31:40.030
-Can I talk to you?
-It's a prototype,

1620
01:31:40.065 --> 01:31:41.669
Charles, I can build
the fucking thing myself

1621
01:31:41.704 --> 01:31:43.803
in a night if I had to.
-We still got to ship

1622
01:31:43.838 --> 01:31:46.135
the goddamn thing.
-I said use the Onyx --

1623
01:31:46.170 --> 01:31:49.611
-I did! On curve!

1624
01:31:49.646 --> 01:31:56.013
♪♪

1625
01:31:56.048 --> 01:31:59.621
All right, China.

1626
01:31:59.656 --> 01:32:01.249
It's the only way
this gets done.

1627
01:32:01.284 --> 01:32:04.318
I'm sorry, China.

1628
01:32:04.353 --> 01:32:09.598
♪♪

1629
01:32:09.633 --> 01:32:14.636
♪♪

1630
01:32:14.671 --> 01:32:18.607
-Yeah. Fuck it. Do it.

1631
01:32:18.642 --> 01:32:20.334
China.

1632
01:32:20.369 --> 01:32:21.973
China. Let's do it.
-Wait. No, no.

1633
01:32:22.008 --> 01:32:23.975
He doesn't mean that.
-Hey, hey, hey. Don't --

1634
01:32:24.010 --> 01:32:26.109
Don't speak for me.
-But, Mike, what are you doing?

1635
01:32:26.144 --> 01:32:28.276
-What am I doing? I'm trying to
keep our biggest

1636
01:32:28.311 --> 01:32:30.685
fucking customer, what the fuck
are you doing?

1637
01:32:33.349 --> 01:32:35.118
-Mike, I'm trying to help you.
-You're not though.

1638
01:32:35.153 --> 01:32:36.691
You're not.
You're not helping me.

1639
01:32:36.726 --> 01:32:38.022
This doesn't help me.

1640
01:32:38.057 --> 01:32:39.793
If you can help me,
we wouldn't be here.

1641
01:32:39.828 --> 01:32:42.631
I don't need your fucking
help anymore, okay?

1642
01:32:42.666 --> 01:32:44.259
You're fucking useless!

1643
01:32:52.302 --> 01:32:54.104
-Okay.

1644
01:33:04.413 --> 01:33:06.215
-Figure out China

1645
01:33:14.258 --> 01:33:16.027
Figure out China.

1646
01:33:17.866 --> 01:33:20.229
And I'll build
the fucking thing myself.

1647
01:33:30.109 --> 01:33:37.048
♪♪

1648
01:33:37.083 --> 01:33:43.989
♪♪

1649
01:33:44.024 --> 01:33:50.963
♪♪

1650
01:33:50.998 --> 01:33:53.295
Fuck.
[Telephone rings]

1651
01:33:53.330 --> 01:33:55.737
What?
<i>-Is this Mike Lazaridis?</i>

1652
01:33:55.772 --> 01:33:58.300
-Who's -- Who's this?
<i>-My name is Dara Frankel.</i>

1653
01:33:58.335 --> 01:34:01.138
<i>I'm from the SEC.</i>
<i>Do you have a second?</i>

1654
01:34:01.173 --> 01:34:04.240
-Not really. Not right now.
What is this about?

1655
01:34:04.275 --> 01:34:05.945
<i>-I'm trying to track down</i>
<i>some information</i>

1656
01:34:05.980 --> 01:34:08.442
<i>on some stock options</i>
<i>your company issued.</i>

1657
01:34:08.477 --> 01:34:11.852
-Well, that's not -- I wouldn't
know anything about that.

1658
01:34:11.887 --> 01:34:15.185
I think you'd want
to talk to Jim.

1659
01:34:15.220 --> 01:34:18.727
<i>-Okay.</i>
<i>Would there be a good time</i>

1660
01:34:18.762 --> 01:34:21.356
<i>to come in and talk about this?</i>

1661
01:34:21.391 --> 01:34:23.325
-No, I don't -- no.

1662
01:34:26.066 --> 01:34:27.736
-Okay. I'm here.

1663
01:34:27.771 --> 01:34:29.067
I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

1664
01:34:29.102 --> 01:34:30.970
-Jack Manishen says
he needs to see you.

1665
01:34:31.005 --> 01:34:32.807
-Okay. Yeah. Where is he?

1666
01:34:32.842 --> 01:34:36.778
-Camped outside your office.
-Great.

1667
01:34:40.542 --> 01:34:43.411
-Shell, do me a favor.

1668
01:34:43.446 --> 01:34:45.919
Reach out to Carl Yankowski's
office and let him know

1669
01:34:45.954 --> 01:34:48.053
that Jim Balsillie's got
opening night tickets

1670
01:34:48.088 --> 01:34:50.121
to the Hamilton Penguins
for him.

1671
01:34:50.156 --> 01:34:53.025
I know how much
he loves hockey.

1672
01:34:58.395 --> 01:35:00.362
All right, all right. Relax.
You got me.

1673
01:35:00.397 --> 01:35:02.430
-That same woman from the SEC
keeps calling.

1674
01:35:02.465 --> 01:35:05.136
Can I give her your number?
-No.

1675
01:35:07.503 --> 01:35:17.115
-Okay, so first quarter,
second quarter, third quarter.

1676
01:35:19.218 --> 01:35:22.153
Fourth quarter.

1677
01:35:22.188 --> 01:35:23.352
And this is us.

1678
01:35:23.387 --> 01:35:27.092
[Clicking]

1679
01:35:27.127 --> 01:35:28.863
-Whose numbers are these?

1680
01:35:28.898 --> 01:35:30.260
-Apple's internal projections.

1681
01:35:30.295 --> 01:35:33.296
-They released the numbers
on Friday.

1682
01:35:33.331 --> 01:35:36.134
-$500 fully subsidized?

1683
01:35:36.169 --> 01:35:38.939
This is the most expensive
phone in the world.

1684
01:35:38.974 --> 01:35:39.907
-It has the highest
consumer interest

1685
01:35:39.942 --> 01:35:41.469
of any product in history.

1686
01:35:41.504 --> 01:35:44.340
We're going to go from
number one phone in the world

1687
01:35:44.375 --> 01:35:49.048
to that phone that people had
before they bought an iPhone.

1688
01:35:49.083 --> 01:35:57.089
♪♪

1689
01:35:57.124 --> 01:36:00.521
-It's gonna be fine.
Mike'll figure it out.

1690
01:36:00.556 --> 01:36:02.259
[Knock on door]

1691
01:36:02.294 --> 01:36:04.327
What?

1692
01:36:04.362 --> 01:36:07.297
[Knocking harder]

1693
01:36:07.332 --> 01:36:12.170
♪♪

1694
01:36:12.205 --> 01:36:14.007
-Hey, um...

1695
01:36:16.638 --> 01:36:19.441
Why is the SEC looking at us?

1696
01:36:19.476 --> 01:36:21.146
-They called you?

1697
01:36:21.181 --> 01:36:24.985
-Yeah. Something --
Something about stock options?

1698
01:36:25.020 --> 01:36:27.119
-I'm sure it's nothing. Yeah.

1699
01:36:27.154 --> 01:36:29.550
-It -- It's nothing?

1700
01:36:29.585 --> 01:36:32.388
-Yeah. What's with this
Apple thing?

1701
01:36:34.326 --> 01:36:36.128
-What--What about it?

1702
01:36:36.163 --> 01:36:39.626
-Are we worried?
-No.

1703
01:36:39.661 --> 01:36:41.595
-Okay. Why?

1704
01:36:41.630 --> 01:36:43.399
-Because one of them
uses as much data

1705
01:36:43.434 --> 01:36:45.203
as 5,000 BlackBerrys.

1706
01:36:45.238 --> 01:36:48.041
Because it has no keyboard.
Because the thing is a joke.

1707
01:36:50.375 --> 01:36:53.475
-So why are people telling me
that they're about to kill us?

1708
01:36:53.510 --> 01:36:55.983
-Because they're idiots.

1709
01:37:08.162 --> 01:37:10.492
-[Sighs]

1710
01:37:14.971 --> 01:37:20.205
♪♪

1711
01:37:20.240 --> 01:37:23.604
-Get me a meeting
with Stan Sigman at AT&T.

1712
01:37:23.639 --> 01:37:31.216
♪♪

1713
01:37:31.251 --> 01:37:34.087
-What are you doing?

1714
01:37:34.122 --> 01:37:35.649
[Beeps]

1715
01:37:35.684 --> 01:37:37.684
<i>-Okay, so the soonest</i>
<i>I can get is next month.</i>

1716
01:37:37.719 --> 01:37:39.587
<i>His office said he's</i>
<i>leaving for vacation today.</i>

1717
01:37:39.622 --> 01:37:42.689
-Tell him I'm coming
to Atlanta right now.

1718
01:37:42.724 --> 01:37:50.169
♪♪

1719
01:37:50.204 --> 01:37:52.303
Let's go. Let's go!

1720
01:37:52.338 --> 01:37:53.667
Tell them we'll be there
in an hour.

1721
01:37:53.702 --> 01:37:56.241
-Hey, it's --

1722
01:37:56.276 --> 01:37:58.705
♪♪

1723
01:37:58.740 --> 01:38:00.707
-Gary, how are you?

1724
01:38:00.742 --> 01:38:02.313
<i>-Good. We're ready</i>
<i>to go over here.</i>

1725
01:38:02.348 --> 01:38:04.612
<i>How soon can</i>
<i>you get to New York?</i>

1726
01:38:06.385 --> 01:38:09.485
-Great, uh...Anytime tomorrow.

1727
01:38:09.520 --> 01:38:12.257
<i>-How about today?</i>

1728
01:38:12.292 --> 01:38:14.028
-That might be
a little tight for me.

1729
01:38:14.063 --> 01:38:15.557
<i>-I've got the board here now,</i>
<i>and I don't know</i>

1730
01:38:15.592 --> 01:38:17.427
<i>when they're all going</i>
<i>to be together again.</i>

1731
01:38:17.462 --> 01:38:20.067
<i>-If you want to wait,</i>
<i>up to you.</i>

1732
01:38:20.102 --> 01:38:22.366
<i>It's your deal.</i>

1733
01:38:22.401 --> 01:38:24.731
-Yeah. No, that works, Gary.

1734
01:38:24.766 --> 01:38:27.041
I'll -- Yeah, I'll be there.

1735
01:38:27.076 --> 01:38:28.537
<i>-Looking forward to it.</i>

1736
01:38:28.572 --> 01:38:30.374
-Okay. Alright. Bye.

1737
01:38:30.409 --> 01:38:32.442
♪♪

1738
01:38:32.477 --> 01:38:35.478
Change of plans.
We're going to JFK.

1739
01:38:35.513 --> 01:38:37.612
-We're dialed in.

1740
01:38:37.647 --> 01:38:39.416
-Listen to me, you mouthy fuck!

1741
01:38:39.451 --> 01:38:42.056
If I say we're going to JFK,
we're going to JFK!

1742
01:38:42.091 --> 01:38:43.486
Do you understand?

1743
01:38:43.521 --> 01:38:46.258
-So we're--we're not meeting
with Sigman, then?

1744
01:38:46.293 --> 01:38:48.524
-I'm doing it all.

1745
01:38:48.559 --> 01:38:55.531
♪♪

1746
01:38:55.566 --> 01:39:02.538
♪♪

1747
01:39:02.573 --> 01:39:09.545
♪♪

1748
01:39:09.580 --> 01:39:16.519
♪♪

1749
01:39:16.554 --> 01:39:23.526
♪♪

1750
01:39:23.561 --> 01:39:26.331
♪♪

1751
01:39:30.568 --> 01:39:32.205
-Hey!

1752
01:39:32.240 --> 01:39:33.503
Fuck.

1753
01:39:33.538 --> 01:39:36.011
[Groans]

1754
01:39:38.345 --> 01:39:40.477
-Where's Jim?
-I have no idea.

1755
01:39:40.512 --> 01:39:41.775
-C'mon, we got
to get you out of here.

1756
01:39:41.810 --> 01:39:43.315
-What? Why?
-SEC is raiding us.

1757
01:39:43.350 --> 01:39:44.514
-Wait, what?

1758
01:39:44.549 --> 01:39:45.779
-Give me your phone.

1759
01:39:45.814 --> 01:39:48.518
-[Sighs]
-Where's your goddamn phone?

1760
01:39:48.553 --> 01:39:50.652
[Knock on door]
-Mike Lazaridis?

1761
01:39:50.687 --> 01:39:53.523
-Can you handle this?

1762
01:39:53.558 --> 01:39:56.163
Who are you?
-We spoke on the phone.

1763
01:39:56.198 --> 01:39:58.396
You want to come and answer
some questions?

1764
01:40:02.303 --> 01:40:04.732
-Sure. Sure.

1765
01:40:08.243 --> 01:40:10.276
After me, is it? Okay.

1766
01:40:11.873 --> 01:40:13.411
-Okay.

1767
01:40:13.446 --> 01:40:14.775
-Okay, what?
What are they doing?

1768
01:40:14.810 --> 01:40:16.348
That's -- That's -- No, no.

1769
01:40:16.383 --> 01:40:17.844
They can't touch
any of that stuff.

1770
01:40:17.879 --> 01:40:20.088
They --

1771
01:40:20.123 --> 01:40:28.162
♪♪

1772
01:40:28.197 --> 01:40:36.236
♪♪

1773
01:40:36.271 --> 01:40:38.403
-Passwords on everything.
-Oh.

1774
01:40:38.438 --> 01:40:41.604
What's the password, Mike?

1775
01:40:41.639 --> 01:40:45.377
-Am I required
to give that to you?

1776
01:40:45.412 --> 01:40:46.576
-No.

1777
01:40:46.611 --> 01:40:50.283
Are you hiding something?

1778
01:40:50.318 --> 01:40:51.878
-Um...

1779
01:40:51.913 --> 01:40:56.388
Should I not have a lawyer
or something with me for this?

1780
01:40:56.423 --> 01:40:58.489
-Do you think you need a lawyer?

1781
01:40:58.524 --> 01:41:06.398
♪♪

1782
01:41:06.433 --> 01:41:14.274
♪♪

1783
01:41:14.309 --> 01:41:16.309
-Jim.

1784
01:41:16.344 --> 01:41:22.645
♪♪

1785
01:41:22.680 --> 01:41:29.190
♪♪

1786
01:41:29.225 --> 01:41:30.422
-Gary, what's going on?

1787
01:41:30.457 --> 01:41:32.490
You got me --
got me waiting out here.

1788
01:41:32.525 --> 01:41:34.591
-Jim, look, we're not going to
waste your time here, okay?

1789
01:41:34.626 --> 01:41:38.496
It's not going to happen
with you and the Penguins.

1790
01:41:38.531 --> 01:41:40.234
-What?

1791
01:41:40.269 --> 01:41:42.566
-We held a vote with the other
owners and unfortunately,

1792
01:41:42.601 --> 01:41:45.470
it went against you, 26 to 0.

1793
01:41:45.505 --> 01:41:47.406
-Hold on a second.
Hold on, hold on.

1794
01:41:47.441 --> 01:41:50.244
I thought we had a deal.

1795
01:41:50.279 --> 01:41:52.642
When did the other owners
even get...?

1796
01:41:52.677 --> 01:41:55.249
I'm sorry.
What changed here, man?

1797
01:41:55.284 --> 01:41:56.547
-The owners did not find you

1798
01:41:56.582 --> 01:42:00.848
to be of good
character and integrity.

1799
01:42:00.883 --> 01:42:04.588
-I don't know
what the hell that means.

1800
01:42:04.623 --> 01:42:07.954
Gary, what the fuck is this?

1801
01:42:07.989 --> 01:42:09.593
-You know, it's funny.

1802
01:42:09.628 --> 01:42:11.232
It's one thing
to have a secret plan

1803
01:42:11.267 --> 01:42:13.828
to fuck over the NHL
and move a team to Canada.

1804
01:42:13.863 --> 01:42:15.566
It's another thing to brag

1805
01:42:15.601 --> 01:42:19.405
to your rich friends before you
actually do it.

1806
01:42:19.440 --> 01:42:22.342
-[Scoffs]

1807
01:42:29.318 --> 01:42:32.319
-Oh, you guys are
so fucking stupid.

1808
01:42:35.258 --> 01:42:38.556
You know what? Maybe I'll buy
this whole fucking league.

1809
01:42:38.591 --> 01:42:39.821
Huh? How about that?

1810
01:42:39.856 --> 01:42:41.790
-Don, can we see that
Mr. Balsillie

1811
01:42:41.825 --> 01:42:43.462
get safely back to Canada?

1812
01:42:43.497 --> 01:42:46.729
-Oh, fuck all you people!

1813
01:42:46.764 --> 01:42:50.238
Fuck you!

1814
01:42:50.273 --> 01:42:51.899
Get ready for a hostile takeover

1815
01:42:51.934 --> 01:42:55.672
of this entire fucking league,
okay, you fuck?

1816
01:42:55.707 --> 01:42:57.905
You think I won't fucking do it?

1817
01:42:57.940 --> 01:43:03.581
I'm from Waterloo,
where the vampires hang out!

1818
01:43:03.616 --> 01:43:08.916
♪♪

1819
01:43:08.951 --> 01:43:10.522
Go, go, go, go, go!

1820
01:43:10.557 --> 01:43:15.329
-We'll never make it.
-I said let's go!

1821
01:43:15.364 --> 01:43:16.693
-Delay Sigman.
-I called.

1822
01:43:16.728 --> 01:43:17.859
They said he's already left
for vacation?

1823
01:43:17.894 --> 01:43:19.432
-Where?

1824
01:43:19.467 --> 01:43:20.928
-They just said
he's going to the airport.

1825
01:43:20.963 --> 01:43:22.732
-Great, so are we.

1826
01:43:22.767 --> 01:43:24.668
[Plane engine whirs]

1827
01:43:24.703 --> 01:43:31.279
♪♪

1828
01:43:31.314 --> 01:43:34.777
-And is this your signature?

1829
01:43:34.812 --> 01:43:37.615
-Yep.

1830
01:43:41.555 --> 01:43:42.851
-And this?

1831
01:43:42.886 --> 01:43:44.457
I don't know
what you're looking for.

1832
01:43:44.492 --> 01:43:47.691
These are standard
employment contracts.

1833
01:43:47.726 --> 01:43:51.893
-I'm just wondering how you
convinced all these engineers

1834
01:43:51.928 --> 01:43:54.962
from around the world
to come all the way to Canada.

1835
01:43:54.997 --> 01:43:57.701
It doesn't make sense.

1836
01:43:57.736 --> 01:44:01.771
-It's because they get to work
on the best phone in the world.

1837
01:44:01.806 --> 01:44:03.575
-Mike.
-Hmm?

1838
01:44:03.610 --> 01:44:07.579
-Each of these contracts
offers backdated stock options.

1839
01:44:07.614 --> 01:44:09.449
You were illegally pricing
your own shares

1840
01:44:09.484 --> 01:44:13.519
so you could hire engineers
with money you didn't have.

1841
01:44:20.528 --> 01:44:22.363
Do you know what the sentence is

1842
01:44:22.398 --> 01:44:24.695
for multi-million dollar
stock fraud?

1843
01:44:29.504 --> 01:44:35.035
-Okay, I swear I had no idea
about any of what you just said.

1844
01:44:35.070 --> 01:44:37.411
-Do you expect me
to believe that?

1845
01:44:37.446 --> 01:44:39.809
You're CEO.

1846
01:44:44.013 --> 01:44:51.788
♪♪

1847
01:44:51.823 --> 01:44:54.626
-Co-CEO.

1848
01:44:54.661 --> 01:44:56.760
<i>-Tell me why this can't wait</i>
<i>another few weeks.</i>

1849
01:44:56.795 --> 01:44:58.124
-I'm telling you, Stan.

1850
01:44:58.159 --> 01:45:00.632
-I'm headed for the terminal
right now.

1851
01:45:00.667 --> 01:45:02.029
<i>-What?</i>
-Well, hold on.

1852
01:45:02.064 --> 01:45:05.835
-I'm at gate 7. Where are you?

1853
01:45:05.870 --> 01:45:09.938
<i>-Are you running?</i>
-No, Stan. No, I'm good.

1854
01:45:09.973 --> 01:45:13.073
I'm telling you, I'm --
just give me the gate.

1855
01:45:13.108 --> 01:45:14.910
<i>-I'm getting</i>
<i>on a plane here, Jim.</i>

1856
01:45:14.945 --> 01:45:17.616
-Okay, listen, Stan.

1857
01:45:17.651 --> 01:45:20.047
Alright, here's the headline.

1858
01:45:20.082 --> 01:45:24.458
Half a million BlackBerrys
for AT&T for $0.

1859
01:45:24.493 --> 01:45:26.625
<i>-What's the catch?</i>
-Nope. No catch.

1860
01:45:26.660 --> 01:45:30.398
They're yours if you're willing
to release them at a discount

1861
01:45:30.433 --> 01:45:32.092
one month before the iPhone.

1862
01:45:32.127 --> 01:45:35.403
<i>-[Sighs]</i>

1863
01:45:35.438 --> 01:45:38.670
-Stan, come on. You owe me.

1864
01:45:38.705 --> 01:45:40.639
You've sold a lot of minutes
because of us.

1865
01:45:40.674 --> 01:45:42.872
<i>-Yeah, but you know</i>
<i>what the problem</i>

1866
01:45:42.907 --> 01:45:44.940
<i>with selling minutes is?</i>

1867
01:45:44.975 --> 01:45:46.546
-What?

1868
01:45:46.581 --> 01:45:49.846
<i>-There's only one minute</i>
<i>in a minute.</i>

1869
01:45:49.881 --> 01:45:52.651
[Call disconnects]

1870
01:45:52.686 --> 01:46:01.187
♪♪

1871
01:46:01.222 --> 01:46:02.892
♪♪

1872
01:46:02.927 --> 01:46:06.929
[Breathing hard]

1873
01:46:06.964 --> 01:46:09.932
[Cellphone rings]

1874
01:46:09.967 --> 01:46:11.604
<i>-Hey.</i>
-Okay, Mike, listen to me.

1875
01:46:11.639 --> 01:46:12.803
I think we've got
a big problem here.

1876
01:46:12.838 --> 01:46:14.167
I know what Apple's doing.

1877
01:46:14.202 --> 01:46:15.575
<i>-We shouldn't</i>
<i>talk on the phone.</i>

1878
01:46:15.610 --> 01:46:18.105
-Why?
-Um, we're in trouble.

1879
01:46:18.140 --> 01:46:22.010
<i>-Why?</i>
-We're in trouble with the SEC.

1880
01:46:22.045 --> 01:46:25.684
But get back as soon as you can.

1881
01:46:25.719 --> 01:46:27.620
<i>I have a way</i>
<i>to get us out of this.</i>

1882
01:46:27.655 --> 01:46:35.859
♪♪

1883
01:46:35.894 --> 01:46:44.131
♪♪

1884
01:46:44.166 --> 01:46:51.512
♪♪

1885
01:46:51.547 --> 01:46:53.580
[Badge beeps]

1886
01:46:53.615 --> 01:47:00.851
♪♪

1887
01:47:00.886 --> 01:47:09.090
♪♪

1888
01:47:09.125 --> 01:47:11.026
-Hey.

1889
01:47:11.061 --> 01:47:13.699
Okay, so, listen.

1890
01:47:13.734 --> 01:47:16.999
AT&T knows exactly
what they're doing.

1891
01:47:17.034 --> 01:47:19.870
They wanted Apple to build them
a data-guzzling monster,

1892
01:47:19.905 --> 01:47:21.740
because that's where they're
going to move the market.

1893
01:47:21.775 --> 01:47:23.643
They're not selling minutes
anymore, Mike.

1894
01:47:23.678 --> 01:47:27.042
They're selling data.

1895
01:47:27.077 --> 01:47:32.179
-He's here.

1896
01:47:32.214 --> 01:47:34.049
-Who's that?

1897
01:47:35.855 --> 01:47:38.020
-They're waiting
for you next door.

1898
01:47:40.156 --> 01:47:43.157
-Who's --

1899
01:47:43.192 --> 01:47:46.193
What -- What did you do?

1900
01:47:46.228 --> 01:47:47.964
-I made a deal.

1901
01:47:47.999 --> 01:47:49.603
The SEC gets you,

1902
01:47:49.638 --> 01:47:51.869
your board seat,
and our full cooperation

1903
01:47:51.904 --> 01:47:54.608
in their criminal investigation.

1904
01:47:54.643 --> 01:47:57.809
And for that,
they'll leave us alone.

1905
01:47:57.844 --> 01:48:04.552
♪♪

1906
01:48:04.587 --> 01:48:07.984
And they want $183 million.

1907
01:48:08.019 --> 01:48:15.662
♪♪

1908
01:48:15.697 --> 01:48:23.164
♪♪

1909
01:48:23.199 --> 01:48:30.842
♪♪

1910
01:48:30.877 --> 01:48:38.344
♪♪

1911
01:48:38.379 --> 01:48:40.654
-You said next door?

1912
01:48:40.689 --> 01:48:48.255
♪♪

1913
01:48:48.290 --> 01:48:56.032
♪♪

1914
01:48:56.067 --> 01:49:03.842
♪♪

1915
01:49:03.877 --> 01:49:11.619
♪♪

1916
01:49:11.654 --> 01:49:19.220
♪♪

1917
01:49:19.255 --> 01:49:27.030
♪♪

1918
01:49:27.065 --> 01:49:34.807
♪♪

1919
01:49:34.842 --> 01:49:42.408
♪♪

1920
01:49:42.443 --> 01:49:50.185
♪♪

1921
01:49:50.220 --> 01:49:56.664
♪♪

1922
01:49:56.699 --> 01:49:59.733
[Indistinct chatter]

1923
01:49:59.768 --> 01:50:08.401
♪♪

1924
01:50:08.436 --> 01:50:17.113
♪♪

1925
01:50:17.148 --> 01:50:25.693
♪♪

1926
01:50:25.728 --> 01:50:34.262
♪♪

1927
01:50:34.297 --> 01:50:37.298
♪♪

1928
01:51:38.493 --> 01:51:43.496
[Buzzing sound]

1929
01:51:56.379 --> 01:52:00.381
[Buzzing stops]

1930
01:52:13.297 --> 01:52:21.908
♪♪

1931
01:52:21.943 --> 01:52:30.444
♪♪

1932
01:52:30.479 --> 01:52:39.090
♪♪

1933
01:52:39.125 --> 01:52:47.967
♪♪

1934
01:52:48.002 --> 01:52:56.371
♪♪

1935
01:52:56.406 --> 01:53:04.885
♪♪

1936
01:53:04.920 --> 01:53:13.487
♪♪

1937
01:53:13.522 --> 01:53:15.192
♪♪

1938
01:53:15.227 --> 01:53:20.395
-♪ Dirty old river,
must you keep rolling ♪

1939
01:53:20.430 --> 01:53:24.498
♪ Into the night ♪

1940
01:53:24.533 --> 01:53:28.975
♪ People so busy,
make me feel dizzy ♪

1941
01:53:29.010 --> 01:53:33.474
♪ Taxi light shines so bright ♪

1942
01:53:33.509 --> 01:53:38.116
♪ But I don't ♪

1943
01:53:38.151 --> 01:53:42.252
♪ Need no friends ♪

1944
01:53:42.287 --> 01:53:46.960
♪ As long as I gaze on
Waterloo sunset ♪

1945
01:53:46.995 --> 01:53:53.131
♪ I am in paradise ♪

1946
01:53:53.166 --> 01:54:01.601
♪ Every day, I look
at the world from my window ♪

1947
01:54:01.636 --> 01:54:05.539
♪ But chilly, chilly
is the evening time ♪

1948
01:54:05.574 --> 01:54:12.645
♪ Waterloo sunset's fine ♪
-♪ Waterloo sunset's fine ♪

1949
01:54:12.680 --> 01:54:17.925
♪ Terry meets Julie,
Waterloo station ♪

1950
01:54:17.960 --> 01:54:22.259
♪ Every Friday night ♪

1951
01:54:22.294 --> 01:54:27.231
♪ But I am so lazy,
don't want to wander ♪

1952
01:54:27.266 --> 01:54:31.664
♪ I stay home at night ♪

1953
01:54:31.699 --> 01:54:39.705
♪ But I don't feel afraid ♪

1954
01:54:39.740 --> 01:54:42.642
♪ As long as I gaze on ♪

1955
01:54:42.677 --> 01:54:44.985
♪ Waterloo sunset ♪

1956
01:54:45.020 --> 01:54:49.121
♪ I am in paradise ♪

1957
01:54:49.156 --> 01:54:58.229
♪♪

1958
01:54:59.199 --> 01:55:08.470
♪♪

1959
01:55:08.505 --> 01:55:17.743
♪♪

1960
01:55:17.778 --> 01:55:27.258
♪♪

1961
01:55:27.293 --> 01:55:36.564
♪♪

1962
01:55:36.599 --> 01:55:46.046
♪♪

1963
01:55:46.081 --> 01:55:55.352
♪♪

1964
01:55:55.387 --> 01:56:04.625
♪♪

1965
01:56:04.660 --> 01:56:14.140
♪♪

1966
01:56:14.175 --> 01:56:23.446
♪♪

1967
01:56:23.481 --> 01:56:32.719
♪♪

1968
01:56:32.754 --> 01:56:42.234
♪♪

1969
01:56:42.269 --> 01:56:51.540
♪♪

1970
01:56:51.575 --> 01:57:00.813
♪♪

1971
01:57:00.848 --> 01:57:10.328
♪♪

1972
01:57:10.363 --> 01:57:19.634
♪♪

1973
01:57:19.669 --> 01:57:29.116
♪♪

1974
01:57:29.151 --> 01:57:38.422
♪♪

1975
01:57:38.457 --> 01:57:47.728
♪♪

1976
01:57:47.763 --> 01:57:57.210
♪♪

1977
01:57:57.245 --> 01:58:06.516
♪♪

1978
01:58:06.551 --> 01:58:15.789
♪♪

1979
01:58:15.824 --> 01:58:25.304
♪♪

1980
01:58:25.339 --> 01:58:34.610
♪♪

1981
01:58:34.645 --> 01:58:43.883
♪♪

1982
01:58:43.918 --> 01:58:53.464
♪♪

1983
01:58:54.896 --> 01:59:02.275
♪♪

1984
01:59:02.310 --> 01:59:09.513
♪♪

1985
01:59:09.548 --> 01:59:16.718
♪♪

1986
01:59:16.753 --> 01:59:23.923
♪♪

1987
01:59:23.958 --> 01:59:31.370
♪♪

1988
01:59:31.405 --> 01:59:38.641
♪♪