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Have you ever wondered what happened to

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Harry Pattern your favourite childhood Idol?

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Yes that's me.

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I played in a few other films like

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Averages

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A Hard Die remake.

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Or John Wig.

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Hollywood asked me to be in a reboot but

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I'm old and audiences is need young

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energetic actors to play the lead not a

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bum like me.

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Recently I lost my wand.

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So I use anything I can find to create magic.

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Well let's try this pen

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I need to take a break from acting

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for many years I followed each story

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every single script and nobody asked me

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"Hey Harry do you have any stories to tell?"

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Nope no one asked me that

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I didn't have a chance to tell my

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stories to express what was in my mind.

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So I started to write.

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And I write a lot.

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Jessie?

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Hey, you must be Drew

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You want sit down?

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Thank you.

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Lie.

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At Graceland.

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At Graceland I look like I was
the world's youngest elves fan oh

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Cheers to that.

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Cheers.

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Hmm.

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So Emerson said you go to a lot of

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concerts who's your favourite band?

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All time or like right now?

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Right now. Maybe "Wolf pack"

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I love them.

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Yeah? I just I just saw them when I

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was visiting friends in New York.

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No way where?

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Prospect Park

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I was at that show.

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What or the first or second night?

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Uh...

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it was it the one where the girl
ran up on stage and she changed.

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Insecurity tackled her oh my God yes.

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Yeah.

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That was insane.

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So we go and ring the doorbell her

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parents let us in out of the pouring rain

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and then my brother sees a picture on

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the mantle with the little girl in it

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No.

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And he goes

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that's her that's the girl we picked up

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And then the wife the she starts sobbing

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uncontrollably

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the husband he the husband says she died

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15 years ago

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then he takes his hand and puts it on my shoulder

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and he says this happens every year since

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Oh my God.

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On the day she died.

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I have chills

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look I feel like Goosebumps.

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You feel cold?

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Here let me hear my sweater

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what what the shirt

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laundry day my orgasm donor shirts in the wash.

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So can I do this yet?

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Definitely I had such a good time.

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Same.

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Do me to walk you to car?

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Oh... I am okay thanks.

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Jesse.

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Oh my God.

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Okay that's hilarious.

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I told you it was in the wash

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Oh...

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I thought was gonna be late.

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No it just got here.

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I can't believe you're wearing the shirt.

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I thing I love this shirt.

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I don't want to go home yet I'm having such a good time.

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Well I can eat I saw a dinner on the way over here you

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want to follow me

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take a lift

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Today have hash browns or home fries

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hash browns they look disgusting this

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whole place looks disgusting and the

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French toast is 19 dollars.

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What?

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Actually

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I have eggs at my place

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can I make you an omelette

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I don't know

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do you have home fries.

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Drew?

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Hey I'm in the kitchen cooking breakfast

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can I borrow your shirt?

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Yeah top drawer

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Wieners.

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Master.

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Baiter.

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Morning wood.

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Oh my God.

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I put the art in fart.

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What the ffff...?

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You found one?

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Jesse?

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I forgot everything at work I gotta go

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Every single one

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not even a plain white tea? I thought I

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found one and then I unfolded it and

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there were cartoon pubes drawn on the

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bottom. That's pretty funny.

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That’s not funny. It's insane.

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Why don't you just ask him about it?

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I panicked I just left.

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Are you sure this isn't another
classic Jessie move where

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you you know find the flaw in an

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otherwise perfect guy? he had at least at

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least four shirts with the word suck on them.

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Okay I'm just saying you did dump a guy

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once because he wore cufflinks? they're

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strangely formal it's like wrist

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hearings

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didn't you say he was an ER doctor who

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helped uninsured children? yeah and after

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your first date you said you had never

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felt so close to another person so

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quickly.

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You said that.

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and

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wolf pack

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ugh... I know.

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Wolf pack.

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maybe you're right

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just go talk to the guy

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I'm glad you called.

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I'm excited to finally be able to cook for you.

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Can I talk to you about something?

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Yeah what's up

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With all these dirty joke shirts?

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It's all you wear.

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yeah they're hilarious

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are they?

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I don't know

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I spend my day in Scrub's operating on

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kids

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sometimes I have to tell their parents

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they didn't make it

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it's a lot

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so when I get a chance to wear some

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street clothes I guess I like to have a

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little fun with it

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Oh..

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that's actually so so sweet

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I'm an asshole.

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I'm glad we talked about this.

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I'm glad you're here.

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Bon appetite.

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Uh...

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I can't do this.

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Each day seems to be the same I wake up

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I drink some mushroom coffee and I go

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for a walk

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The only difference is that each day a

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different dog barks at me

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But I want to be remembered

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as a good guy

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hmm

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I need to think about it

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Meanwhile let's finish this story

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Good evening do you have a reservation?

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Hi uh... forgive me bad habits.

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Don't worry happens so do you have reservation?

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Yeah table

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for two name should be under a Robinson

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Robinson

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ah Mr Robinson follow me great hope you'll

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enjoy your meal with us? yeah thank you

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um I needed this actually had a week

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from hell. oh why what happened? well I

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plunged through an exam this morning.

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Congrats what do you study first year

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philosophy..UFT

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No way, I think my parents let me apply to philosophy.

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Yeah yeah my parents gave

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me a lot of Brief too you just have to

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commit to doing a fuck ton of readings

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yeah they say it's a dead end for my

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career but I guess they're right but

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it's a passion exactly exactly that's

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what I told my folks

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So...

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what brings you here nice hot Friday

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night date?

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Hot

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um... I don't know about that just yet it's

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a blind one

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Oh...

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Hi Gareth.

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Hi uh... Stephanie?

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That's me

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great hi

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Hi

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Um... oh

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Awesome.

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Okay, great thank you.

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So can I start you two off with anything

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to drink?

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I would like osahi... Just a
glass of water its fine, thank you.

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so Gareth

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yeah uh Stephanie tell me about yourself.

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I study first year UFT

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I oh great I go to UFT as well

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uhuh...

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um... philosophy

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first year two uh

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just like you

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So Gareth

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Water for you.

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and osahi for Aristotle I'm actually

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more of an Epicurus oh

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Sorry what's the Language would you speaking?

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Philosophy jinx

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Can I order it please?

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What will you be having?

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I haven't decided yet

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I'm ready I'll have the spicy tuna and

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dragon rolls please

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just the edamame and an avocado roll please

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Vegetarian? Yes.

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And no Wasabi either that comes on the

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side

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Great.

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And no Ginger either

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I'm not so spicy that also comes on the

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side

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hope you love birds enjoy your meal?

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so Garrett yeah

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um

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I see you're a vegetarian

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yes I care about living creatures and I

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care about our ecosystem and I care

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about the planets and ouch Gareth

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I'm so sorry

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what's the matter?

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You're asking what's the matter?

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That fish died for you is what's the

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fucking matter

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well fish are my friends but so is a

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chicken

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I'm sorry it was it was just a joke

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Oh...

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All you men have no fucking manners.

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Hey I'm sorry it's it's just my ADHD

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well then my OCD and view of today's

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society just aren't compatible whether

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we're sitting next to each other on a

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bus or having a hot anal sex in my

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apartment

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Huh.

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so last night not go too good? no it did

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not go so good so well

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corrected myself there I noticed you saw

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right

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yeah yeah

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so is this round number two? yeah

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so how is convincing your parents to let

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you apply philosophy going? good news I

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convinced them amazing you should apply

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to U of T I plan to you know

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we should celebrate sometime? yeah I'm

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down

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so is this guy

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howdy you must be good. hi Alexandra?

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Nice to meet you

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so I take your orders sir?

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I'll have the tempura shrimp and an

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order of the teriyaki beef

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Fine.

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Of course Thanks girl.

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So Gareth

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Alexandra

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I heard you study philosophy.

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What got you hooked?

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The

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this might sound a little bit weird but

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when I was in kindergarten I was

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diagnosed with ADHD it's made me think

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and feel differently from the other kids

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in my grade this inspired me to sort of

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figure out why the world made me this

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way

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one of the benefits of having ADHD other

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than being really hyper is that you get

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fixated on these things

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small things I got fixed on reading

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books different books about different

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people's views on the world and it sort

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of made me realise like Jim Morrison

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would say that I was

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thrown into the world this way which

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made it my destiny to be a philosopher

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what about you Alex?

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what do you study? I'm sorry if I'm overwhelming you too

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much no

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um this kind of Energies

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Hot.

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I go to York for psych

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I guess to why I chose a screw path

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that's because you only needed to see in

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high school to get in but I'm in a

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sorority so that's kind of memories

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You know what I'm saying?

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Yeah cool

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so

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Have you decided on dinner yet by any

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chance?

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Oh yeah...

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oh hi but you're gonna have to change

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your order? hey

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oh

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got you there

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um

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I'll

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happily change my order

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Oh...

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I came here for all right

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all right

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Oh… Let’s come... in this Laboratory...

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Opss...

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don't worry I don't fight

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What?

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What you want clock walker?

343
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I am sorry we are closing.

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Let’s me swap.

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I told you were...

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so sorry

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I'll leave you to be

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oh hey sport do you uh do you have a

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reservation?

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Yeah a table for two

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could be under Robinson

352
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oh yes yes Mr Robinson come with me your

353
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date's right over here great go get him

354
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tiger

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and uh have that big dick energy yeah

356
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wow hi scary

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Roxanne? Yeah. That’s me.

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Hi nice to meet you

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nice to meet you

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um… ops...

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My chair is there.

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Um...

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oh thanks

364
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,124
so yeah tell me about yourself? I'd love

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to

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Sorry if I just cut you off with my ADHD

367
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:06,124
I actually have ADHD too. really? yeah oh

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well this was meant to be I heard you

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study psychology? philosophy yeah yes

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I've actually recently gotten into human emotions,

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Understanding certain types of people in general

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How they feel, their likes,
their dislikes their wants

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their goals, desires

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I'm film major, York University
in the fine arts department

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and I know what you're thinking life

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choices but I feel like it's going to

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help me in how I direct my actors as a

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whole yeah cool

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really? yeah thank you you're so sweet

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you're sweet thank you thank you what's

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your favourite movie? mom will be Mother

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by Darren Aronofsky?

383
00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:42,333
Sorry I yeah don't be I understand why

384
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:46,125
you wouldn't like Aronofsky's work

385
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yeah I'm really sorry but um

386
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I can't do this

387
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do what?

388
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Oh watch Requiem for a Dream

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oh my God I'm so bad for dinner can you

390
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just listen to me for a second?

391
00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:06,124
I'm sorry for yelling I'm sorry for

392
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:10,124
making a mess I'm fine I am

393
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I yell and I spill drinks all the

394
00:26:13,166 --> 00:26:14,833
fucking time I just don't think this is

395
00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,208
gonna work

396
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:22,083
you seem lovely but

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so what's wrong? no no it's nothing that

398
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:28,833
you did it's totally completely me at

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I'm really sorry

400
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I hope you have a great

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meal.

402
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,166
Hey.

403
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Hey

404
00:28:24,016 --> 00:28:28,749
no it's just stupid a flammable dildo?

405
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:30,791
Children are probably going to watch

406
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,416
this

407
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:36,291
noooo... I need to write something else

408
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:39,499
when you hear anorexic I know what you

409
00:28:39,541 --> 00:28:43,499
think young girl teens maybe early 20s

410
00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:46,749
definitely Rich parents that beg her to

411
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:49,249
eat dinner and when she won't they cry

412
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:51,666
and group hug and check her into a posh

413
00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:54,374
rehab where she meets other Rich Young

414
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equally dark and quirky people and they

415
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do shit like goat yoga and Equine

416
00:28:58,916 --> 00:29:00,791
Therapy all fucking day then she

417
00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:03,249
Instagrams her thigh gap and hashtags it

418
00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,708
with things like size double zero skinny

419
00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:09,874
fat Anna Mia thinspo ugly and self-hate

420
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,749
maybe in a lifetime movie none of that's

421
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:13,666
me

422
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,499
Okay maybe the Instagram thing only when

423
00:29:16,541 --> 00:29:19,624
I need reassurance but otherwise not me

424
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,666
your grateful narrator is definitely not

425
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:23,666
rich

426
00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:26,499
in fact I'm super late on my rent right

427
00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:28,666
now which is really pathetic because I

428
00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,499
just live in a shitty room I found on

429
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:32,416
Craigslist in this house owned by a

430
00:29:32,458 --> 00:29:34,249
creepy old dude who looks like he wants

431
00:29:34,291 --> 00:29:36,874
to rape me or eat me with a glass of

432
00:29:36,916 --> 00:29:38,791
Chianti

433
00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:40,749
I know what you're thinking

434
00:29:40,791 --> 00:29:43,458
she doesn't look anorexic she's way too

435
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:44,916
fucking fat

436
00:29:44,958 --> 00:29:47,666
well I'm in recovery asshole so how

437
00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:49,249
about a little support

438
00:29:49,291 --> 00:29:52,666
but I am a starving artist ah pun

439
00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:53,666
intended

440
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,499
so it's totally acceptable to be poor

441
00:29:56,541 --> 00:30:01,249
and spottily employed at 24 25.

442
00:30:01,291 --> 00:30:04,624
Okay 26 to 36 it's probably a good thing

443
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:06,791
I've had to struggle so much you know it

444
00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:10,499
makes me a richer actor builds character

445
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:12,666
it's going to happen for me soon though

446
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:13,749
I know it

447
00:30:13,791 --> 00:30:17,624
I'm a very positive optimistic person

448
00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:19,041
and I'm not one of those actresses who's

449
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,666
never done anything

450
00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:22,874
I was just on three episodes of a

451
00:30:22,916 --> 00:30:26,291
relatively successful web series

452
00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,666
it sucks because I'm five foot eight and

453
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,874
a quarter so my weight never sounds

454
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,666
skinny no matter what my best weight was

455
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:36,541
106 which was really an accomplishment

456
00:30:36,583 --> 00:30:38,291
but unfortunately it doesn't sound very

457
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:40,874
dramatic everybody flipped when the

458
00:30:40,916 --> 00:30:43,499
Olsen twins got down to like 80 pounds

459
00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,249
but they're wet maybe five feet tall and

460
00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:47,666
it's five pounds for every inch so

461
00:30:47,708 --> 00:30:49,874
comparatively I'd be equivalent to their

462
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:52,874
80 pound alleged skinniness at 120

463
00:30:52,916 --> 00:30:55,749
pounds so unfair why am I weighing

464
00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:58,874
myself if I'm supposed to be in recovery

465
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:01,666
of course I weigh myself every day how

466
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:02,874
else are you supposed to know how you're

467
00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,791
going to feel about yourself that day

468
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:08,749
totally kidding I know my value is not a

469
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,749
number on the scale blah blah

470
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:12,666
mother fucking blah

471
00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:16,249
so anyway not to worry your big boned

472
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,666
narrator has got her shit together

473
00:31:18,708 --> 00:31:21,291
oh that's Mandy she wanted to walk with

474
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,499
me today

475
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:23,666
should I wait?

476
00:31:23,708 --> 00:31:26,666
Oh she'll catch up. So Mandy and our

477
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:28,666
other friend Shelly and me were all best

478
00:31:28,708 --> 00:31:30,666
friends in high school but they were the

479
00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:32,749
popular cheerleaders National Honor

480
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,666
Society life at the parties I was the

481
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,499
third wheel who always got a little too

482
00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:38,916
drunk at the parties and everything that

483
00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:40,499
came with that

484
00:31:40,541 --> 00:31:42,249
they were supposed to have peaked in

485
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:44,416
high school I believed those after

486
00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:45,749
school specials that told me things

487
00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:47,749
would get better after high school when

488
00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:49,666
I could be my real self

489
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,624
but everything keeps working out for

490
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:52,624
them

491
00:31:52,666 --> 00:31:54,249
Fuck. Maybe I'm the one who peaked in

492
00:31:54,291 --> 00:31:56,541
high school nope nope no more feeling

493
00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,708
sorry for myself I promise

494
00:32:01,041 --> 00:32:03,416
oh I already ate

495
00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:05,916
Lizzy you look great which obviously

496
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,749
means I look fat I guess I don't really

497
00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:09,749
worry about it anymore

498
00:32:09,791 --> 00:32:14,416
380 maybe 400 calories in a slice

499
00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:17,666
200 for half wine 140 calories of glass

500
00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:20,833
there's vodka in my room 65 calories a shot

501
00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:27,416
You are so lucky to be single

502
00:32:27,458 --> 00:32:29,666
you don't have someone checking on you

503
00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:32,541
every five minutes yeah renting a room

504
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:35,499
from creepy Chianti Craigslist's guys way better.

505
00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:37,749
So. Have you gotten a job yet?

506
00:32:37,791 --> 00:32:39,666
I know you're still doing the acting thing

507
00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:41,624
but I mean like a job job

508
00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,833
I'm sorry did I order judgment on my pizza?

509
00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,416
Yeah I have a lot of leads

510
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,624
tell me about you

511
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:52,374
what's it like being a mom just get past

512
00:32:52,416 --> 00:32:54,874
the pizza be stronger than the pizza

513
00:32:54,916 --> 00:32:57,666
another glass of wine is better it's in

514
00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,666
vodka if I need it

515
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,791
not gonna lie

516
00:33:01,833 --> 00:33:04,666
but it is just

517
00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:08,374
so 400 plus one of the most amazing 270

518
00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:12,749
or 280 plus BMR of about 13.50 so 2150

519
00:33:12,791 --> 00:33:14,666
burned so

520
00:33:14,708 --> 00:33:16,624
um have you been on Instagram today?

521
00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:18,666
No.

522
00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,291
Why?

523
00:33:20,333 --> 00:33:21,541
Okay

524
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:23,666
I'm gonna tell you something but I don't

525
00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:24,749
want you to go on one of your downward

526
00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:26,291
spirals

527
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,666
then maybe you shouldn't say it like

528
00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,291
that

529
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,541
Shelley booked a series regular on TV.

530
00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:33,791
No fucking way. Wow.

531
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,666
you both have been doing this a really

532
00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:39,708
long time so you know how hard that is

533
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:46,874
or that entitled lucky ass bitch can go fuck herself.

534
00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:50,499
Of course of course

535
00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,749
of course doesn't that give you some

536
00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,666
sort of Hope

537
00:33:54,708 --> 00:33:56,541
you guys have the same agent right

538
00:33:57,708 --> 00:34:00,374
Yes we have the same fucking agent.

539
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,666
Why would he get Shelly that audition

540
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:03,916
and not me?

541
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,874
She's not fucking cankles

542
00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:07,666
he probably wants to fuck her

543
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,666
or he wants to fuck with my head

544
00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:12,666
of course he's still mad at
me from what

545
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:14,666
I know showed that one audition that was

546
00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,666
totally not my fault

547
00:34:16,708 --> 00:34:19,249
he's a psychological ninja gaslighting

548
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,791
narcissistic motherfucker. Elizabeth

549
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,791
you're bloated struggling narrator is

550
00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,499
sick of everybody emotionally

551
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:27,666
waterboarding her

552
00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:36,666
You might think I'm crazy for riding

553
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:40,666
alone at 2:30 in the morning but I'm not

554
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:43,541
what else am I supposed to do

555
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,874
I'm not one of those people that says

556
00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,666
I'll start tomorrow

557
00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:49,749
that's how 70 percent of Americans got

558
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:51,666
to be overweight or obese

559
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,666
I know I'm not worried about anybody

560
00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:56,749
attacking me or anything I'm so fat and

561
00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,624
gross right now nobody's gonna try to

562
00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,749
rape me

563
00:35:00,791 --> 00:35:03,416
right now you're probably thinking I

564
00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,666
look like a hopeless whiny pitiful mess

565
00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,666
maybe you can't stand me right now maybe

566
00:35:08,708 --> 00:35:11,666
you're like can she fucking shut up.

567
00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,624
I get it

568
00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,249
I completely fucking agree

569
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,916
you're worthless fat ass narrator knows

570
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:20,583
exactly how shitty of a person she is

571
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:14,416
You know how some time you
have one bite and you just can't stop

572
00:36:14,458 --> 00:36:15,666
I guess that's kind of what happened

573
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,666
last night

574
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:20,249
but don't worry you're self-deprecating

575
00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:21,874
narrator has got it totally under

576
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,874
control

577
00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:27,374
I just need to outrun my fuck up just

578
00:36:27,416 --> 00:36:30,791
not eat today then I will be healthy and

579
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,416
optimistic and positive and shit.

580
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,624
I will

581
00:36:34,666 --> 00:36:36,458
I'll I'll start tomorrow

582
00:37:05,541 --> 00:37:06,499
Yeah...

583
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:11,041
Lord Voldemort on the toilet that could work

584
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:14,666
but how am I going to hide his nose?

585
00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:17,749
Also he needs to be shaved

586
00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:18,833
anyway

587
00:37:19,041 --> 00:37:20,666
Uh...

588
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,499
that was something

589
00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:25,999
I didn't know I could write so many

590
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:28,999
stories in less than an hour it has the

591
00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,291
potential to be a nice

592
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,458
pattern the brain not only receives

593
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:37,083
information but also interprets and

594
00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:41,624
patterns it I can tell I'm pleased with

595
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:42,791
myself

596
00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:46,458
oh shit. I knew I should have drunk five

597
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:49,499
mushroom coffees in her own time will

598
00:37:49,541 --> 00:37:51,458
not slow down when something unpleasant

599
00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,833
lies at the bottom of your stomach.

600
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:58,791
I'll finish the other characters some other time.