WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27.583 --> 00:00:30.750 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Heraklion. 4 00:00:30.917 --> 00:00:35.000 The local time is 3 am, and the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius. 5 00:00:35.208 --> 00:00:37.333 Please remain in your seats 6 00:00:37.417 --> 00:00:39.583 until the aircraft has come to a complete standstill 7 00:00:39.792 --> 00:00:42.417 and the captain has switched off the "fasten seat belt" sign. 8 00:00:42.583 --> 00:00:44.625 Please take care when opening the overhead bins 9 00:00:44.833 --> 00:00:47.458 as items may have been dislodged during the flight. 10 00:00:47.500 --> 00:00:49.750 We thank you for flying with us today 11 00:00:49.875 --> 00:00:52.667 and look forward to seeing you again soon. 12 00:00:52.875 --> 00:00:55.250 Please check with ground staff for connecting flights 13 00:00:55.333 --> 00:00:57.542 or further travel to your final destination. 14 00:00:57.708 --> 00:01:03.417 Say uh, ah, Malia! 15 00:01:06.167 --> 00:01:08.083 I'll tell you why I'm so tired. 16 00:01:08.542 --> 00:01:11.333 - That would be you, Em. - Why? 17 00:01:11.375 --> 00:01:13.917 What do you mean, "why"? What about when she was booking the holiday? 18 00:01:13.958 --> 00:01:16.208 You did no work. All this "I'm exhausted." 19 00:01:16.250 --> 00:01:18.833 I woke up to 20 messages from you. 20 00:01:18.958 --> 00:01:21.417 "We have to be there four hours before!" 21 00:01:21.542 --> 00:01:23.083 If it wasn't for me, would you be here? 22 00:01:23.167 --> 00:01:24.417 Would you be here? 23 00:01:25.458 --> 00:01:28.958 Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby! 24 00:01:45.333 --> 00:01:47.042 It's kinda cold. 25 00:01:48.083 --> 00:01:51.333 I'm going in! Come on! 26 00:01:51.375 --> 00:01:53.875 Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in! 27 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:55.625 Oh! 28 00:01:55.667 --> 00:01:57.208 I don't think we should do this. 29 00:01:57.250 --> 00:01:59.042 I don't think it's supposed to be this cold. 30 00:01:59.083 --> 00:02:00.833 You'll get used to it. 31 00:02:04.542 --> 00:02:08.292 ♪ Oh my God, oh my God When I see you I should run 32 00:02:08.333 --> 00:02:12.292 ♪ I'm saying things I've never said Doing things I've never done 33 00:02:16.542 --> 00:02:18.833 I fucking love you guys. 34 00:02:18.917 --> 00:02:22.542 - I fucking love you guys! - Best holiday ever! 35 00:02:38.625 --> 00:02:40.208 Oh, no, look at my fags! 36 00:02:40.500 --> 00:02:42.042 Where? 37 00:02:42.750 --> 00:02:44.333 I'll get them, I'll get them! 38 00:02:44.500 --> 00:02:47.167 No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 39 00:02:47.833 --> 00:02:49.458 I'm so sorry. 40 00:02:49.958 --> 00:02:51.417 It's so cold. 41 00:02:52.125 --> 00:02:53.375 What the fuck? 42 00:03:00.958 --> 00:03:04.042 MUM: GET THERE OK? XX 43 00:03:05.375 --> 00:03:06.458 TARA: X 44 00:03:06.542 --> 00:03:08.125 Ah, fuck's sake! 45 00:03:08.333 --> 00:03:10.292 Set me a fag. Mine are fucked. 46 00:03:10.708 --> 00:03:13.208 I swear my mum would've called on the plane if she could have. 47 00:03:13.292 --> 00:03:15.708 I'm not sure Mum's even clocked we've left. 48 00:03:17.667 --> 00:03:19.458 This is all we have between all of us? 49 00:03:19.625 --> 00:03:22.083 - Yeah, just one. - This is it to get dry? 50 00:03:23.333 --> 00:03:26.208 - Guys, I'm fucking starving. - I swear you're always hungry. 51 00:03:26.833 --> 00:03:29.042 Why is the sea so cold? 52 00:03:29.750 --> 00:03:32.083 You know we still got loads of time to kill? 53 00:03:32.500 --> 00:03:34.208 Do you wanna get chips? 54 00:03:34.708 --> 00:03:36.625 - Yes, 100%. - Chips! Chips! Chips! 55 00:03:36.750 --> 00:03:40.000 - I want a big fucking big portion. - Large! Large, large, extra-large. 56 00:03:41.292 --> 00:03:43.333 Oh, excuse me. 57 00:03:43.667 --> 00:03:45.208 Sorry, um... 58 00:03:45.333 --> 00:03:47.917 I was just wondering if maybe we could have a room with, like, a... 59 00:03:47.958 --> 00:03:49.125 like, a pool view? 60 00:03:49.167 --> 00:03:51.750 Pool view? No, no, no. 61 00:03:52.292 --> 00:03:54.750 All gone. I'm sorry. 62 00:03:55.083 --> 00:03:56.625 OK. Um... 63 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:00.083 I tried. Apparently, they're all gone. 64 00:04:01.375 --> 00:04:02.833 Hi! 65 00:04:03.792 --> 00:04:05.792 - Hi. - Um, my name's Tara. 66 00:04:05.917 --> 00:04:07.458 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 67 00:04:07.500 --> 00:04:10.125 Um, so, the thing is... I just spat, sorry. 68 00:04:10.250 --> 00:04:13.250 Um, the thing is, we're going to need pool view, 69 00:04:13.500 --> 00:04:16.208 because... see our friend Skye there? 70 00:04:16.417 --> 00:04:18.125 She can't swim very well, 71 00:04:18.208 --> 00:04:20.708 so we need to, like, keep eyes on her at all times. 72 00:04:20.750 --> 00:04:23.250 - Like, we have to see her. - We can be lifeguards. 73 00:04:23.292 --> 00:04:25.208 We can just dive in if anything happens. 74 00:04:25.250 --> 00:04:27.333 We're excellent swimmers, like, really good. 75 00:04:27.375 --> 00:04:29.833 - Save you guys the trouble. - I actually swim for the county. 76 00:04:29.958 --> 00:04:31.917 We were hoping we could use this holiday 77 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:33.375 to help teach her... 78 00:04:33.417 --> 00:04:34.750 to doggy-paddle. 79 00:04:34.792 --> 00:04:36.917 - All right, all right. - Thanks. 80 00:04:45.417 --> 00:04:49.542 Oh, my God! This is insane! 81 00:04:49.667 --> 00:04:51.042 Oh, my God! 82 00:04:51.167 --> 00:04:52.458 Look at this swan! 83 00:04:52.583 --> 00:04:54.917 - I fucking love the curtains. - He left us swans. 84 00:04:55.125 --> 00:04:57.583 - Taz... - Oh, babe, stunning! 85 00:04:58.042 --> 00:05:00.500 Outfit number one sorted! Outfit number... 86 00:05:00.625 --> 00:05:04.917 Oh, there's butterflies everywhere as well! 87 00:05:04.958 --> 00:05:07.458 Um... Skye! What are you doing? 88 00:05:07.708 --> 00:05:09.208 What are you doing? 89 00:05:09.333 --> 00:05:12.750 - Deep-fried fags. - You're a nutter! 90 00:05:12.875 --> 00:05:15.333 - But I will have one, thank you. OK. - They are already dry. 91 00:05:15.458 --> 00:05:17.875 - We got our own fridge! - Fucking luxury. 92 00:05:18.208 --> 00:05:21.250 This room is huge! Like, a whole room. 93 00:05:21.667 --> 00:05:22.958 Where? Let's see. 94 00:05:23.625 --> 00:05:26.000 Ey! Pool view! 95 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:28.708 Let me see! 96 00:05:29.792 --> 00:05:33.292 Best view I've ever seen in my life! Whoo! 97 00:05:41.708 --> 00:05:43.458 Ooh! Whoo! 98 00:05:44.042 --> 00:05:46.125 Sorry about that, but I needed my doughnut. 99 00:05:46.333 --> 00:05:47.625 Breakfast! 100 00:05:48.167 --> 00:05:49.583 Breakfast! 101 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:51.375 And... breakfast! 102 00:05:51.583 --> 00:05:52.833 Dinner one! 103 00:05:53.792 --> 00:05:55.708 - Shit! Sorry. - Can you not? 104 00:05:56.375 --> 00:05:59.208 Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this. 105 00:05:59.667 --> 00:06:01.042 Apple punch for sex? 106 00:06:01.167 --> 00:06:02.833 - No. No, no, no. - Actually... 107 00:06:04.250 --> 00:06:05.333 This. 108 00:06:06.583 --> 00:06:08.167 Titty glasses. 109 00:06:08.833 --> 00:06:11.208 What do we get if we're sick the most? 110 00:06:11.292 --> 00:06:12.625 Um, nothing, 111 00:06:12.958 --> 00:06:15.333 because we're not going to plan for that, you nutter. 112 00:06:15.375 --> 00:06:16.958 All right. All right. 113 00:06:17.042 --> 00:06:18.833 Bonus prize. 114 00:06:18.875 --> 00:06:20.417 Party girl! 115 00:06:21.833 --> 00:06:24.542 Guys, I've been thinking, 116 00:06:25.042 --> 00:06:27.833 whoever's getting laid the most, they should kinda get the main room. 117 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:29.208 Yeah. 118 00:06:29.250 --> 00:06:30.750 And everyone else 119 00:06:31.542 --> 00:06:33.625 just kinda sleep where they land. 120 00:06:34.500 --> 00:06:37.625 Me, I'm going to be refraining from sleep this holiday. 121 00:06:37.750 --> 00:06:40.125 Don't lie! You're going to be, like, asleep in the club. 122 00:06:41.417 --> 00:06:43.125 Oi, you look beaut! 123 00:06:44.500 --> 00:06:45.833 Come here, try this. 124 00:06:51.083 --> 00:06:53.417 You should just go out like that. 125 00:06:53.875 --> 00:06:55.667 Like this? 126 00:07:00.500 --> 00:07:03.292 You look banging no matter what you wear. 127 00:07:03.333 --> 00:07:04.958 Can I borrow some of that lip gloss? 128 00:07:05.083 --> 00:07:06.750 Yeah, let me do it for you. 129 00:07:13.833 --> 00:07:15.292 Look at you. 130 00:07:15.417 --> 00:07:17.958 If you don't get laid on this holiday then you never will. 131 00:07:18.083 --> 00:07:20.750 No, I can't die a virgin! 132 00:07:21.208 --> 00:07:23.417 HOW TO HAVE SEX 133 00:07:34.792 --> 00:07:36.375 69! 134 00:07:37.208 --> 00:07:38.208 Fuck! 135 00:07:42.625 --> 00:07:44.333 Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready. 136 00:07:45.708 --> 00:07:47.000 Oi! Oi! 137 00:07:48.917 --> 00:07:50.500 Whereabouts you all from? 138 00:07:50.625 --> 00:07:52.292 We don't have any change. 139 00:07:53.833 --> 00:07:55.792 What, am I homeless or something? 140 00:07:58.208 --> 00:08:00.000 ♪ Call me 141 00:08:00.667 --> 00:08:03.333 ♪ Call me by my name 142 00:08:03.667 --> 00:08:07.958 ♪ Or call me by my number 143 00:08:08.167 --> 00:08:10.375 ♪ You put me through it 144 00:08:10.417 --> 00:08:14.125 ♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it 145 00:08:14.333 --> 00:08:18.667 ♪ And yet, you try to make me forget 146 00:08:18.792 --> 00:08:22.083 ♪ Who I really am 147 00:08:24.917 --> 00:08:28.208 ♪ I am the one and only 148 00:08:28.542 --> 00:08:30.458 ♪ ...all this time 149 00:08:30.500 --> 00:08:33.458 ♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪ 150 00:08:33.625 --> 00:08:34.667 Oh, my God! 151 00:08:35.583 --> 00:08:38.292 Not like that! Give it here! 152 00:08:38.625 --> 00:08:40.208 Oh, oh. 153 00:08:40.583 --> 00:08:42.833 - I'm too thirsty. Hmm. - Tara. 154 00:08:44.250 --> 00:08:46.000 I'm going to be sick. 155 00:08:46.042 --> 00:08:49.500 Night one in the Big Brother house, Em is sick. 156 00:08:50.250 --> 00:08:53.333 Fuck! She's actually going to be sick. 157 00:08:53.458 --> 00:08:55.333 Hold the microphone. 158 00:08:59.917 --> 00:09:03.500 ♪ I am the one and only ♪ 159 00:09:03.833 --> 00:09:05.417 Can we have three more shots, please? 160 00:09:08.208 --> 00:09:09.417 I love you, Taz. 161 00:09:09.458 --> 00:09:11.083 I love you, too. 162 00:09:14.708 --> 00:09:16.292 Besties for life, yeah? 163 00:09:16.417 --> 00:09:18.917 I've just been to the bar and got shots. 164 00:09:18.958 --> 00:09:20.667 Check it out. 165 00:09:20.875 --> 00:09:22.417 No, no, no. 166 00:09:22.542 --> 00:09:23.667 Yes! 167 00:09:46.667 --> 00:09:49.833 Oi, what happens if I fail every exam? 168 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:52.167 Fuck school! Let's all just find jobs together. 169 00:09:52.500 --> 00:09:53.750 Oi. 170 00:09:54.167 --> 00:09:56.208 You're fucking smart. 171 00:09:57.292 --> 00:09:58.917 I'm actually going to fail. 172 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:01.458 Taz, even if you failed everything, 173 00:10:01.833 --> 00:10:03.583 you could talk your way in. 174 00:10:04.583 --> 00:10:06.292 - Tara! - I need a wee. 175 00:10:06.417 --> 00:10:09.417 Chips are technically vegetables, aren't they? 176 00:10:10.625 --> 00:10:12.583 Skye, is it my night to throw up yet? 177 00:10:12.708 --> 00:10:15.208 You already threw up. 178 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:21.917 Don't laugh at me! 179 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:27.042 Tara! 180 00:10:27.125 --> 00:10:29.125 What happens if I go to this good school 181 00:10:29.167 --> 00:10:31.750 and then no one even likes me when I get there? 182 00:10:31.792 --> 00:10:34.833 Oh, Em, that's silly. Don't think like that. 183 00:10:34.958 --> 00:10:36.208 No one likes you anyway. 184 00:10:36.333 --> 00:10:38.458 Why do you think we ended up with you? 185 00:10:40.375 --> 00:10:44.250 - I'm joking. - Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe! 186 00:10:44.375 --> 00:10:46.292 It's, like, a win-win situation. 187 00:10:46.333 --> 00:10:49.208 Either you fail and you stay with us wasters, 188 00:10:49.792 --> 00:10:51.167 - or... - I don't wanna fail! 189 00:10:51.208 --> 00:10:52.917 Or you get in and then you're really rich 190 00:10:52.958 --> 00:10:54.792 and you can bring us on holiday every year. 191 00:10:54.917 --> 00:10:56.083 Vets aren't rich. 192 00:10:56.167 --> 00:10:58.083 They don't have loads and loads of money. 193 00:10:58.333 --> 00:11:02.042 Yeah, but you're just, like, really smart. You always have been. 194 00:11:02.833 --> 00:11:05.042 I can't even do a backflip. 195 00:11:05.833 --> 00:11:09.208 Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do. 196 00:11:09.625 --> 00:11:11.542 - I think... - I wanna do a backflip. 197 00:11:11.667 --> 00:11:14.958 I think maybe I'll just do business, 'cause everything is business now. 198 00:11:15.083 --> 00:11:17.083 Every day, like, just all the time. 199 00:11:17.208 --> 00:11:18.958 We got to go into business together. 200 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:20.417 I heard that as well. 201 00:11:20.542 --> 00:11:23.375 Oh, my God! These cheesy chips, man! 202 00:11:23.583 --> 00:11:25.917 - What? - Ow! 203 00:11:27.083 --> 00:11:29.042 Oi, I am actually going to open my own restaurant 204 00:11:29.083 --> 00:11:30.875 and just serve cheesy chips. 205 00:11:31.500 --> 00:11:35.375 Oi, you can come and work for me while Em fucks off to finish school. 206 00:11:37.667 --> 00:11:39.667 I'll come. I'll go every single day. 207 00:11:39.708 --> 00:11:41.417 - I think... - I'll come three times. 208 00:11:41.458 --> 00:11:43.292 - I think we should... - Breakfast and dinner. 209 00:11:43.417 --> 00:11:45.292 I think we should go to bed now. 210 00:11:45.417 --> 00:11:48.125 All I need to do to go to good school 211 00:11:48.208 --> 00:11:51.125 is if I get lots of As. Say As in... 212 00:11:51.292 --> 00:11:52.917 Em! 213 00:11:53.500 --> 00:11:56.833 - Shut up! You're stressing me out. - Oi! The thing is, though... 214 00:11:58.250 --> 00:12:00.792 - ...is that... - I'll hold it in that hand. 215 00:12:01.042 --> 00:12:03.500 ...is that you two are actually my best mates. 216 00:12:05.375 --> 00:12:07.583 - Gang, gang, gang. - Gang, gang, gang. 217 00:13:46.875 --> 00:13:49.000 All right? I'm Paige. Nice to meet you, ladies. 218 00:13:49.125 --> 00:13:51.292 - My name's Paddy. - Nice to meet you. 219 00:14:03.167 --> 00:14:04.167 Whoo! 220 00:14:06.875 --> 00:14:08.000 Oi, I thought you left me for dead with this clown. 221 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:08.875 Oi, I thought you left me for dead with this clown. Oi! 222 00:14:09.792 --> 00:14:11.125 You know, I love youse a lot, 223 00:14:11.250 --> 00:14:14.250 but none of us are going to get laid if we just hang out with each other. 224 00:14:14.458 --> 00:14:15.917 Last night was a disaster. 225 00:14:16.042 --> 00:14:17.083 Come on, then. 226 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:24.167 Everyone in the entire hotel must be having a shower right now. 227 00:14:24.542 --> 00:14:27.458 Oi, Taz, you should wear this. You'd look so sexy in it. 228 00:14:27.708 --> 00:14:29.292 Don't you think, Em? 229 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:32.792 I don't know, looks mad uncomfortable to me. 230 00:14:34.792 --> 00:14:36.500 Skye, is this yours? 231 00:14:37.042 --> 00:14:39.375 - Yeah, why? - Can I borrow it? 232 00:14:39.417 --> 00:14:40.875 Do you know what you're doing with it? 233 00:14:40.917 --> 00:14:43.167 - Yeah, it's just... - Come on, I'll show you. 234 00:14:56.667 --> 00:15:00.042 No my, my robot is actually sick, though. 235 00:15:00.167 --> 00:15:02.000 Oh, my God! 236 00:15:02.667 --> 00:15:04.958 You look insane! What the fuck? 237 00:15:05.083 --> 00:15:08.500 Yeah, OK, I kinda get, you look incredible. 238 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:12.500 - Ah, she's ready to go out! - Whoo! 239 00:15:42.458 --> 00:15:43.542 Yo! 240 00:15:44.458 --> 00:15:45.833 Sexy! 241 00:15:48.917 --> 00:15:50.625 Oi, smoke show! 242 00:15:54.333 --> 00:15:56.458 I know you can hear me. I can see you smiling. 243 00:16:07.375 --> 00:16:09.208 You lot going out later? 244 00:16:10.750 --> 00:16:12.792 You should come round here for pres. 245 00:16:15.500 --> 00:16:17.333 Yeah, I can ask the girls. 246 00:16:17.500 --> 00:16:20.625 Fucking hell! Talk about selective hearing. 247 00:16:22.708 --> 00:16:24.125 What's your name? 248 00:16:24.667 --> 00:16:25.792 Tara. 249 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:27.667 That's a nice name, innit? 250 00:16:28.750 --> 00:16:29.875 I'm Badger. 251 00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:32.875 That's a bit of a weird name, innit? 252 00:16:34.500 --> 00:16:35.917 It's my nickname. 253 00:16:37.917 --> 00:16:39.000 Who's this? 254 00:16:40.333 --> 00:16:43.125 Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah. 255 00:16:43.708 --> 00:16:45.458 Room 341, yeah? 256 00:16:45.792 --> 00:16:47.583 All right, easy, Tiger. 257 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:49.292 We only just met. 258 00:16:53.167 --> 00:16:55.792 - Oi, no, what the fuck is that? - What? 259 00:16:56.417 --> 00:16:57.417 Ohh...! 260 00:16:57.458 --> 00:16:58.833 - Who's done that? - I did it. 261 00:16:58.958 --> 00:17:01.875 They're fucking ridiculous, like two massive slugs on your face. 262 00:17:02.000 --> 00:17:04.667 Wait, how old do you think they are, though? 263 00:17:04.792 --> 00:17:08.125 Oi, guys, remember your phone and keys and money. 264 00:17:08.250 --> 00:17:11.250 I think, maybe, like, 19, 21. 265 00:17:11.458 --> 00:17:13.875 Yeah, so, what are we going to say? We're, like, 18? 266 00:17:14.042 --> 00:17:16.458 You guys just going to fall in love and leave me to it again? 267 00:17:16.500 --> 00:17:18.958 I think, like, 18, just finished college, yeah? 268 00:17:19.292 --> 00:17:21.958 - Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW. - Ha! You wish! 269 00:17:22.083 --> 00:17:24.833 - All right, come on, Taz! - I think I'm doing a degree 270 00:17:24.917 --> 00:17:26.625 to be the next Prime Minister. 271 00:17:27.125 --> 00:17:29.625 Bro, if you can tell me who the current Prime Minister is, 272 00:17:29.750 --> 00:17:31.958 then I'll consider you taking his job, yeah? 273 00:17:32.000 --> 00:17:33.250 Go on. 274 00:17:33.333 --> 00:17:35.833 All right, for fuck's sake, just come on! Shut up! 275 00:17:35.958 --> 00:17:37.583 Does this actually look all right? 276 00:17:39.000 --> 00:17:41.042 - Mad uncomfortable, innit? - Yeah. 277 00:17:41.375 --> 00:17:43.167 You look fit as fuck, though! 278 00:17:43.500 --> 00:17:45.500 - So do you, mate. - Quick. 279 00:17:46.625 --> 00:17:49.292 - Taz, your phone, I said! - Yeah, give it, then. 280 00:17:49.333 --> 00:17:50.792 - I need my bag. - Keys! 281 00:17:50.833 --> 00:17:53.208 Taz, you have got to sort those eyebrows out. 282 00:17:53.833 --> 00:17:55.250 Paddy, your go. 283 00:17:55.375 --> 00:17:57.375 Nah, it's Paige's go. 284 00:17:57.583 --> 00:18:01.417 Never have I ever crashed a quad into a parked car. 285 00:18:01.542 --> 00:18:04.042 Badger this morning still pissed out his head. 286 00:18:04.417 --> 00:18:06.000 I'm usually a sick driver. 287 00:18:06.208 --> 00:18:08.292 I fucking drive vans for a living. It's me job. 288 00:18:08.333 --> 00:18:10.458 You don't crash them into parked cars at work, though, do you? 289 00:18:11.625 --> 00:18:15.583 Never have I ever had a threesome. 290 00:18:24.042 --> 00:18:26.500 - Get shots out. - Yeah, let's get some shots. 291 00:18:26.708 --> 00:18:28.167 There's one. 292 00:18:31.667 --> 00:18:33.042 - Cheers. - Cheers. 293 00:19:01.667 --> 00:19:03.875 Spin, spin. Faster, faster, faster, go on. 294 00:19:04.208 --> 00:19:06.417 Three, two, one... 295 00:19:06.583 --> 00:19:07.958 Stop! Stop! 296 00:19:08.958 --> 00:19:11.542 Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine. 297 00:19:11.625 --> 00:19:14.000 - Go on, Em! - That is disgusting. 298 00:19:14.125 --> 00:19:15.917 What you doing? 299 00:19:16.042 --> 00:19:17.292 - No, no, no, no... - Yeah! 300 00:19:17.375 --> 00:19:18.750 I saw that. That was cheating. 301 00:19:20.167 --> 00:19:23.208 Do you know where the vet's are? 'Cause I got two swans that are sick. 302 00:19:31.625 --> 00:19:34.042 Never have I ever had sex. 303 00:19:34.542 --> 00:19:36.667 Fucking hell! Come off it, we're not 12. 304 00:19:39.875 --> 00:19:42.708 Never have I ever slept with two birds in one night. 305 00:19:43.042 --> 00:19:45.417 I'm not drinking that 'cause I'm a fucking saint. 306 00:19:47.167 --> 00:19:48.167 - Oi. - Chill out. 307 00:19:48.292 --> 00:19:50.250 What happens on holiday stays on holiday! 308 00:19:54.250 --> 00:19:56.333 - What are you doing? - I was only joking, babe. 309 00:19:56.458 --> 00:19:58.208 I wasn't going to call you out, obviously. 310 00:19:58.250 --> 00:19:59.375 Yeah, sure! 311 00:19:59.417 --> 00:20:01.875 No one cares if you're a virgin, it's very chill. 312 00:20:01.917 --> 00:20:04.417 So, why are you bringing it up, then? 313 00:20:05.958 --> 00:20:07.292 'Cause it's funny. 314 00:20:08.375 --> 00:20:09.917 It's not funny. 315 00:20:09.958 --> 00:20:12.208 Skye, it's not funny. 316 00:20:12.500 --> 00:20:13.833 Got a drink? 317 00:20:14.625 --> 00:20:16.750 Paddy is fit, though! 318 00:20:17.167 --> 00:20:18.833 You should try it with him. 319 00:20:19.542 --> 00:20:20.875 Or I might. 320 00:20:20.958 --> 00:20:22.042 Oh! 321 00:20:25.583 --> 00:20:26.583 Oi! 322 00:20:38.500 --> 00:20:40.000 Whoo! 323 00:20:45.750 --> 00:20:48.167 Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman. 324 00:20:49.708 --> 00:20:52.417 Top graft on these lot, they're about as cool as your sister. 325 00:20:52.458 --> 00:20:54.250 Chill out, mush, we're on holiday! 326 00:20:54.292 --> 00:20:55.292 What's the matter? 327 00:20:55.333 --> 00:20:57.167 Did you hear? They're talking about us. 328 00:20:57.208 --> 00:20:59.125 We need to, like, not let on our age at all. 329 00:20:59.250 --> 00:21:00.667 - To them. - Yeah. 330 00:21:00.708 --> 00:21:03.333 Ooh, I miss my BMW so much! 331 00:21:03.833 --> 00:21:05.250 Subtle! 332 00:21:06.500 --> 00:21:07.750 Listen. Listen. 333 00:21:07.875 --> 00:21:09.667 Do you think Paige is gay? 334 00:21:10.083 --> 00:21:11.583 Are you joking? 335 00:21:12.708 --> 00:21:14.708 - J... I don't know. - Are you joking? 336 00:21:14.792 --> 00:21:16.708 - Are you telling a joke? - Let's hope she's gay. 337 00:21:16.750 --> 00:21:18.125 Of course she's gay. 338 00:21:19.333 --> 00:21:20.542 Oooh! 339 00:21:23.042 --> 00:21:24.208 I saved that! 340 00:21:24.833 --> 00:21:27.208 - Tipped it straight over. - Don't lie. That went right in. 341 00:21:27.875 --> 00:21:29.792 - Fuck off! - That's cheating. 342 00:21:29.958 --> 00:21:32.208 - Right, come on. - Look at you sat down. 343 00:21:32.458 --> 00:21:33.708 - Come on. - No! 344 00:21:33.750 --> 00:21:34.875 What the fuck! 345 00:21:35.000 --> 00:21:36.208 Let's go. 346 00:21:45.708 --> 00:21:47.167 Come on, get it down you. 347 00:21:47.208 --> 00:21:48.583 Come on Badger. 348 00:21:52.125 --> 00:21:53.958 Uh, ah, Malia! 349 00:22:19.792 --> 00:22:21.750 Oi! Paddy! Move. 350 00:22:34.458 --> 00:22:36.500 I'm in a bad way! 351 00:22:39.417 --> 00:22:40.875 ...two, three! 352 00:22:43.292 --> 00:22:44.917 Feeling any better? 353 00:22:45.667 --> 00:22:47.167 No. 354 00:22:48.208 --> 00:22:49.500 I think I can help. 355 00:22:49.542 --> 00:22:51.083 Um... 356 00:22:51.250 --> 00:22:54.000 So, I sold my hoover the other day, yeah? 357 00:22:54.292 --> 00:22:55.292 Yeah. 358 00:22:55.417 --> 00:22:58.042 'Cause all it was doing was collecting dust. 359 00:23:02.083 --> 00:23:05.417 Think! I got more, I got more. 360 00:23:05.542 --> 00:23:10.750 What is the difference between a plum and a rabbit? 361 00:23:12.333 --> 00:23:13.792 I don't know. 362 00:23:15.917 --> 00:23:17.625 One is purple, and one isn't... 363 00:23:17.708 --> 00:23:19.958 - Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong. - Oh! 364 00:23:20.125 --> 00:23:22.042 I got it wrong. 365 00:23:22.917 --> 00:23:24.583 No, no, no... 366 00:23:24.750 --> 00:23:26.417 - - You're good. 367 00:23:26.542 --> 00:23:28.958 I don't think you've got anything else left, to be honest. 368 00:23:34.333 --> 00:23:38.333 Why... Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees? 369 00:23:40.875 --> 00:23:42.958 'Cause they're pretty good at it. 370 00:24:27.833 --> 00:24:29.458 Oi, what's that? 371 00:24:30.625 --> 00:24:33.667 Nah! Nah...! You little cheating bastard. 372 00:24:33.833 --> 00:24:37.375 No, that's a classic one. I'm going, I'm going. 373 00:24:41.458 --> 00:24:42.750 Shh... 374 00:24:55.542 --> 00:24:56.792 Nah. 375 00:24:57.625 --> 00:24:58.958 Bedtime. 376 00:25:27.417 --> 00:25:30.208 Come on, girls. Up you get, you beautiful lot. 377 00:25:30.250 --> 00:25:32.667 Buses for Crush in five. Let's go. 378 00:25:32.708 --> 00:25:34.583 Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening! 379 00:25:34.792 --> 00:25:35.875 Let's go! 380 00:25:35.917 --> 00:25:38.083 See you at gate in five! 381 00:25:38.375 --> 00:25:39.667 No. 382 00:25:39.792 --> 00:25:41.625 Surely, we have more than five minutes, no? 383 00:25:41.958 --> 00:25:43.667 Why are we doing this to ourselves? 384 00:25:43.708 --> 00:25:46.333 No, if it's started, we got to get a move on. 385 00:25:46.458 --> 00:25:48.625 We can be a bit late. 386 00:25:51.750 --> 00:25:53.042 Oh, my God. 387 00:25:53.083 --> 00:25:55.042 - Come on. - Look at the state of him. 388 00:26:01.750 --> 00:26:03.917 See you in a bit, yeah? Come Badger. 389 00:26:06.625 --> 00:26:08.125 I didn't bring any. 390 00:26:08.167 --> 00:26:10.042 Oi! Put this on. 391 00:26:11.542 --> 00:26:13.167 What did he just say? 392 00:26:13.208 --> 00:26:15.083 He's so fit. 393 00:26:18.167 --> 00:26:19.750 Everything hurts. 394 00:26:19.875 --> 00:26:23.583 I think that with this... 395 00:26:23.708 --> 00:26:26.292 - Skye, how does this work? - Underneath. 396 00:26:26.417 --> 00:26:28.208 You need to cover your bits. 397 00:26:30.458 --> 00:26:33.750 I swear to God, you guys need to get some life! 398 00:26:35.500 --> 00:26:38.333 The only way through this for me is with another drink. 399 00:26:38.458 --> 00:26:41.208 - No! - What's that called? Dog of hair? 400 00:26:41.333 --> 00:26:43.208 - Dog of hair! - Hair of dog. 401 00:26:43.333 --> 00:26:46.208 - That's a thing. - Yeah, my mum does it all the time. 402 00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:48.042 See? It's proper. 403 00:26:48.167 --> 00:26:50.417 I'm not fucking dressing you. I'm not your mum. 404 00:26:50.500 --> 00:26:52.417 - Thanks, mum. - Where's the hair straighteners? 405 00:26:52.500 --> 00:26:55.083 No, wait, Skye, I need something else on with it. 406 00:26:55.208 --> 00:26:56.833 - What? What? - It's see-through. 407 00:26:56.958 --> 00:26:58.208 It's not that see-through! 408 00:26:58.333 --> 00:27:00.917 In the water it will be. I thought this is a pool party. 409 00:27:01.167 --> 00:27:04.000 Right come on orange! Come on, that's it. 410 00:27:04.083 --> 00:27:07.375 Come on, girls! Let's get it down you! 411 00:27:07.708 --> 00:27:09.625 Use those double-Ds! 412 00:27:09.750 --> 00:27:12.333 How are they not choking on that? 413 00:27:14.250 --> 00:27:16.500 That's it, girls! Double-Ds, babes! 414 00:27:17.292 --> 00:27:18.917 We have a winner! Well done, babes. 415 00:27:19.083 --> 00:27:20.667 Well done Sir, that's fantastic. 416 00:27:20.958 --> 00:27:22.250 One more girl! Anyone! 417 00:27:23.167 --> 00:27:25.750 - Taz! Taz! - No, Skye. 418 00:27:25.875 --> 00:27:27.250 We've got one here! Taz! 419 00:27:29.042 --> 00:27:30.583 In the green, yeah? Come on! 420 00:27:30.708 --> 00:27:33.375 Come on, baby girl, you got this one, you got this! 421 00:27:33.458 --> 00:27:36.625 One brave boy to play the game. 422 00:27:36.833 --> 00:27:39.292 Hey, here we go. Look at him, he's eager. 423 00:27:39.417 --> 00:27:41.208 - You all right, bruv? Ready? - Yeah. Yeah. 424 00:27:41.333 --> 00:27:43.208 Right, up there you pop. Go on, son. 425 00:27:43.417 --> 00:27:45.875 Go on, Taz. Whoo! 426 00:27:46.667 --> 00:27:48.167 - Oh! - Hello, little flower. 427 00:27:48.292 --> 00:27:49.375 How are you? 428 00:27:49.458 --> 00:27:50.583 - You okay? - Yeah. 429 00:27:50.750 --> 00:27:52.875 - Who've we got? - I'm Tara. 430 00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:54.250 Hello, Tara! 431 00:27:54.417 --> 00:27:55.958 You know what this kind of game is? 432 00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:58.625 - I guess so. - It's a bit naughty. Are you sure? 433 00:27:58.667 --> 00:28:01.208 All right, he's got a big fake willy, that looks like a beer, 434 00:28:01.250 --> 00:28:02.875 and you're going to drink it. 435 00:28:03.042 --> 00:28:04.167 Right, ready? 436 00:28:04.208 --> 00:28:07.375 Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 437 00:28:08.292 --> 00:28:11.708 That's it, that's it! Go on, get back in there! 438 00:28:12.167 --> 00:28:13.583 That's it! Not in her eyes. 439 00:28:14.625 --> 00:28:17.417 That's it. More, more, more, more. Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it! 440 00:28:17.667 --> 00:28:20.583 Put your back into it, mate. That's it, that's it, that's it! 441 00:28:20.792 --> 00:28:22.250 Keep going, keep going! 442 00:28:22.375 --> 00:28:24.917 Get in there! That's it, that's it, that's it! 443 00:28:25.083 --> 00:28:28.083 Come on, open your mouth more, Jesus Christ! 444 00:28:28.250 --> 00:28:30.250 No boy's going to be happy with you! 445 00:28:30.375 --> 00:28:31.833 Christ! 446 00:28:32.083 --> 00:28:33.375 Tragic. I love you though. 447 00:28:33.708 --> 00:28:35.667 Yeah, I'm not good at that game. 448 00:28:35.792 --> 00:28:37.417 I dunno, you look pretty good to me. 449 00:28:37.542 --> 00:28:39.917 - Come on, guys! All right! - Another one? 450 00:28:40.042 --> 00:28:41.625 - That's enough. - That's enough. 451 00:28:41.708 --> 00:28:43.083 Off, off! You lost. 452 00:28:43.875 --> 00:28:45.417 You lost, girl! 453 00:28:45.500 --> 00:28:47.333 You can cuddle in your own time. 454 00:28:47.375 --> 00:28:50.000 - Right, we need another boy! - One more boy, please. 455 00:28:52.333 --> 00:28:54.000 Come on! 456 00:28:55.708 --> 00:28:57.500 You had a good time, yeah? 457 00:28:57.625 --> 00:29:00.542 Let me see those hands up! Yeah? 458 00:29:00.667 --> 00:29:03.208 If you've got a drink in your hands, down it! 459 00:29:03.333 --> 00:29:06.042 Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it! 460 00:29:06.083 --> 00:29:07.292 Beautiful, I like that. 461 00:29:09.375 --> 00:29:11.250 Who else is fucked? 462 00:29:11.458 --> 00:29:12.958 Where are you? 463 00:29:22.333 --> 00:29:24.000 Wait, it's fine. 464 00:29:25.833 --> 00:29:27.708 It's still fine. It still works. 465 00:29:32.042 --> 00:29:33.750 No, no! Stop it! 466 00:29:35.458 --> 00:29:36.792 Aah, get off me. 467 00:29:37.917 --> 00:29:40.333 Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah? 468 00:29:43.250 --> 00:29:45.792 I mean, he's a complete clown, no? 469 00:29:47.792 --> 00:29:50.125 No, but a sexy clown. 470 00:29:50.417 --> 00:29:52.792 Come on, I think he's proper jokes. 471 00:29:53.833 --> 00:29:55.417 Nah, he's butters. 472 00:29:57.542 --> 00:29:59.042 You can do much better. 473 00:30:01.875 --> 00:30:03.042 Come on. 474 00:30:36.958 --> 00:30:38.083 Taz! 475 00:31:01.958 --> 00:31:04.083 Yes, Malia! Yes! 476 00:31:05.500 --> 00:31:08.167 What you telling me, guys, you had a good night, yeah? 477 00:31:08.958 --> 00:31:11.792 We're about to get you lot so fucking horny. 478 00:31:11.833 --> 00:31:13.250 So fucking ready! 479 00:31:13.542 --> 00:31:14.625 Let's have it. 480 00:31:14.667 --> 00:31:16.583 Let's fucking have it Malia! Come one guys. 481 00:31:16.625 --> 00:31:18.250 Sorry, I just stepped on you. 482 00:31:18.292 --> 00:31:19.750 We're drunk. We're fucking drunk. 483 00:31:19.833 --> 00:31:22.292 OK, we're going to play a game. We're going to play a last game. 484 00:31:22.333 --> 00:31:23.583 Final game of the night, yeah? 485 00:31:23.625 --> 00:31:25.125 - It's a mad one. - It's a big one. 486 00:31:25.167 --> 00:31:26.833 You got to give it your all, okay? What do we need? 487 00:31:26.875 --> 00:31:28.750 - You going to do it? - If you do it with me. 488 00:31:28.792 --> 00:31:29.875 Yeah, OK. 489 00:31:31.292 --> 00:31:32.833 OK, let's do this... 490 00:31:34.042 --> 00:31:35.250 Come on. 491 00:31:35.417 --> 00:31:36.708 One more, right? 492 00:31:36.750 --> 00:31:39.083 Final! It's the fucking final, guys. 493 00:31:39.125 --> 00:31:42.250 Get your game faces on. Stretch it out! Ready? 494 00:31:42.458 --> 00:31:44.542 We need two boys up on this stage now. 495 00:31:44.583 --> 00:31:45.667 Get me two boys! 496 00:31:45.708 --> 00:31:48.208 - Who've we got? Hands up! - So many hands! 497 00:31:48.250 --> 00:31:50.500 I can't hear you. 498 00:31:50.625 --> 00:31:51.667 Who's wants it? 499 00:31:51.792 --> 00:31:53.208 Oi, oi, look who it is. 500 00:31:53.333 --> 00:31:56.292 Yes, let's have our loser from earlier back, come on, in the blue. 501 00:31:56.417 --> 00:31:58.542 Let's get you up. Prove yourself this time. 502 00:31:59.917 --> 00:32:01.667 Let's go! 503 00:32:04.375 --> 00:32:05.958 Yeah! 504 00:32:06.292 --> 00:32:08.458 - Who we got here? - Up you get, up you get, up you get! 505 00:32:08.500 --> 00:32:09.583 Badger. 506 00:32:10.083 --> 00:32:11.458 Badger! 507 00:32:12.458 --> 00:32:14.417 Over here we got Badger! 508 00:32:15.333 --> 00:32:18.167 Badger! Badger! Badger! 509 00:32:18.292 --> 00:32:19.917 What's your name, boy? 510 00:32:20.042 --> 00:32:21.917 My name's Tom and I'm from fucking London! 511 00:32:21.958 --> 00:32:23.750 Tom from fucking London, yeah! 512 00:32:23.833 --> 00:32:25.125 We love a Londoner! 513 00:32:27.625 --> 00:32:30.208 Oi! Now, listen up, the game we are playing 514 00:32:30.250 --> 00:32:35.167 is these two lovely boys have got to get fucking hard, all right? 515 00:32:36.250 --> 00:32:38.750 - We need some girls! - We need some fucking girls. 516 00:32:45.125 --> 00:32:47.458 - Come on... - Oh, no. 517 00:32:47.583 --> 00:32:50.333 Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh? 518 00:32:50.917 --> 00:32:53.833 Three girls over here. That's it, over here! That's it. 519 00:32:53.958 --> 00:32:56.500 That is amazing technique. How are you not hard? 520 00:32:57.750 --> 00:32:59.833 Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging. 521 00:33:00.375 --> 00:33:02.417 Come on, Badger, go to your happy place, mate. 522 00:33:02.542 --> 00:33:04.583 Go on, girls! That's it! 523 00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:06.917 That's it! Oh, my God! 524 00:33:07.042 --> 00:33:10.250 Yeah! My fucking boy! 525 00:33:13.208 --> 00:33:15.000 Let's go, darling. Go on, deep-throat him. 526 00:33:15.125 --> 00:33:17.333 Yes! Yes! 527 00:33:17.667 --> 00:33:19.750 What are we saying? What are we fucking saying? 528 00:33:21.667 --> 00:33:23.375 Yes, yes, yes! He's hard! Badger is hard! 529 00:33:38.875 --> 00:33:39.875 Oh. 530 00:34:02.167 --> 00:34:03.250 Skye? 531 00:34:04.875 --> 00:34:06.125 Yeah. 532 00:34:06.833 --> 00:34:08.667 Is that bed free yet? 533 00:34:15.208 --> 00:34:16.625 Yeah, mate. 534 00:34:17.042 --> 00:34:18.500 Go on. 535 00:34:18.625 --> 00:34:20.542 And take the pan with you, innit? 536 00:34:23.958 --> 00:34:25.500 Oh fuck! 537 00:34:26.125 --> 00:34:27.167 Thanks. 538 00:34:37.250 --> 00:34:38.417 Yo! 539 00:34:38.542 --> 00:34:41.750 You've got a big smirk on your face. Have you got something to tell us? 540 00:34:41.958 --> 00:34:42.958 Go on! 541 00:34:43.000 --> 00:34:45.333 Go on, get in there! He just got a second. 542 00:34:45.458 --> 00:34:46.792 Shh! 543 00:34:47.125 --> 00:34:48.375 Please, Badger. 544 00:34:48.542 --> 00:34:51.083 I wondered when youse lot would surface. 545 00:34:51.208 --> 00:34:52.583 Morning. 546 00:34:55.917 --> 00:34:57.625 Not feeling too good, lass? 547 00:34:58.500 --> 00:35:00.875 Get some brekkie down ya, round two starting soon. 548 00:35:02.125 --> 00:35:04.375 Fucking hell, you're really in for the worst, aren't you? 549 00:35:04.500 --> 00:35:07.708 I thought you southern fairies knew how to party, you fucking jokers. 550 00:35:08.083 --> 00:35:10.458 Don't feel very jokes right now. 551 00:35:21.083 --> 00:35:22.625 Gorgeous, pet! 552 00:35:27.250 --> 00:35:28.375 Fuck! 553 00:35:29.667 --> 00:35:31.708 Why so early? 554 00:35:32.708 --> 00:35:34.625 I don't remember anything at all. 555 00:35:36.375 --> 00:35:37.917 Is Taz at theirs? 556 00:35:39.000 --> 00:35:40.458 Must be. 557 00:35:44.125 --> 00:35:45.250 Hm. 558 00:35:53.875 --> 00:35:56.250 Eating's cheating, babe. 559 00:35:58.125 --> 00:35:59.750 Oh, my God, please stop. 560 00:35:59.875 --> 00:36:01.792 You're going to make me sick again. 561 00:36:02.750 --> 00:36:04.458 What, you want some? 562 00:36:07.458 --> 00:36:09.500 Oi, do us a favour and wake Tara up. 563 00:36:09.625 --> 00:36:11.542 Me and her have got some unfinished business. 564 00:36:11.708 --> 00:36:14.833 We all know how you finish your business now, Badger. 565 00:36:15.875 --> 00:36:17.333 You lot up for pool? 566 00:36:18.250 --> 00:36:19.917 - Yeah. - Em? 567 00:36:20.417 --> 00:36:22.208 - Yeah. - Worst bit is, yeah, 568 00:36:22.333 --> 00:36:23.583 I've got no memory of it. 569 00:36:24.417 --> 00:36:27.333 Probably the greatest thing to ever happen to me in my whole entire life. 570 00:36:27.375 --> 00:36:28.792 No memory. 571 00:36:29.542 --> 00:36:31.250 That was the best thing? 572 00:36:31.625 --> 00:36:33.375 Hopefully, them girls feel the same. 573 00:36:33.417 --> 00:36:35.125 Yeah, I hope they don't remember it either. 574 00:36:36.125 --> 00:36:38.375 Your life sounds proper shit. 575 00:36:39.167 --> 00:36:40.375 Rinsed. 576 00:36:40.500 --> 00:36:42.333 Oi! Last night were crazy, you know? 577 00:36:42.458 --> 00:36:44.417 Taz, come out here! Mush! 578 00:36:44.458 --> 00:36:46.917 Stop screaming, you lunatic. 579 00:36:47.542 --> 00:36:49.292 Well, if you won't get her out here... 580 00:36:50.625 --> 00:36:52.208 She's with you, no? 581 00:36:52.292 --> 00:36:53.833 Yeah! Ain't she at yours? 582 00:36:53.875 --> 00:36:55.667 No, why would she be here? 583 00:36:56.458 --> 00:36:58.042 Well, she came back with you. 584 00:36:58.833 --> 00:37:00.625 She not at yours? 585 00:37:01.208 --> 00:37:03.958 He's joking about. Just bring her out. 586 00:37:04.250 --> 00:37:06.333 On my Mum's life, I'm not joking. 587 00:37:11.292 --> 00:37:12.667 Check your phone. 588 00:37:13.500 --> 00:37:15.125 She would've said something. 589 00:37:16.500 --> 00:37:19.500 This is typical Tara behaviour. 590 00:37:20.125 --> 00:37:21.750 She's always on one. 591 00:37:25.500 --> 00:37:27.750 See, last seen in the apartment, now. 592 00:37:33.750 --> 00:37:35.208 Damn! 593 00:37:35.542 --> 00:37:37.208 I guess girl got laid. 594 00:37:41.417 --> 00:37:43.958 What she doing leaving her phone here? 595 00:37:45.708 --> 00:37:47.750 - Why are you being weird? - I'm not. 596 00:37:50.625 --> 00:37:53.708 - Oi, just look proper, yeah? - Yeah, check. 597 00:37:53.750 --> 00:37:55.542 Mate, I'd know if she came here. 598 00:37:55.792 --> 00:37:57.583 She's definitely still on it. 599 00:38:07.125 --> 00:38:08.750 I don't like it. 600 00:38:09.375 --> 00:38:10.792 Just chill out. 601 00:38:12.417 --> 00:38:15.792 It's nothing major, is it? Just fucking stop panicking. 602 00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:18.042 Should have moved quicker, bro. 603 00:38:18.833 --> 00:38:21.208 Don't you get jealous, you. It doesn't suit you. 604 00:38:24.875 --> 00:38:26.958 What are you trying to get at? 605 00:38:30.542 --> 00:38:31.958 Where is she, then? 606 00:38:32.208 --> 00:38:34.208 - You chat shit. - I don't know. 607 00:38:35.375 --> 00:38:38.000 I can't just sit here. I'm going to talk to reception, okay? 608 00:38:45.667 --> 00:38:47.417 See you down the pool, yeah? 609 00:38:47.458 --> 00:38:49.208 Come on, boys, let's go. 610 00:38:49.792 --> 00:38:51.167 Badger, you coming? 611 00:38:58.333 --> 00:38:59.667 Oi! 612 00:39:08.583 --> 00:39:10.417 Do you want to come and chill here? 613 00:39:38.167 --> 00:39:40.292 I'm so proud of Tara, man. 614 00:39:43.625 --> 00:39:44.958 Proud? 615 00:39:48.917 --> 00:39:50.875 I bet she's finally... 616 00:39:55.208 --> 00:39:57.125 She's wanted to for so long. 617 00:40:00.375 --> 00:40:02.083 What are you on about? 618 00:40:07.125 --> 00:40:09.167 She's a massive virgin, mate. 619 00:40:23.875 --> 00:40:25.583 Do you think she's all right? 620 00:40:27.167 --> 00:40:29.417 Mate, she's having the time of her life. 621 00:40:37.042 --> 00:40:38.625 Are you jealous? 622 00:40:40.583 --> 00:40:43.042 No, it's... it's not that, it's just... 623 00:40:47.750 --> 00:40:49.917 Well, we could go looking for her. 624 00:40:51.125 --> 00:40:53.000 Yeah, maybe that's a good idea. 625 00:41:13.917 --> 00:41:15.667 Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh? 626 00:41:18.083 --> 00:41:19.292 Let's go darling! 627 00:41:19.333 --> 00:41:20.750 Go on, deep throat him. 628 00:41:21.667 --> 00:41:23.042 Jesus Christ, she's gagging. 629 00:41:25.917 --> 00:41:26.958 Hi darling. 630 00:41:48.542 --> 00:41:49.958 All right, you? 631 00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:51.625 - Paddy! - What are you doing? 632 00:41:51.667 --> 00:41:53.917 Um... not going home. 633 00:41:54.417 --> 00:41:56.542 Is it past your bedtime already? 634 00:41:57.542 --> 00:41:59.083 Where's everyone else? 635 00:41:59.833 --> 00:42:01.375 Still going, I think. 636 00:42:01.417 --> 00:42:03.917 Yeah? Oh, come on, you can't go to bed. 637 00:42:04.000 --> 00:42:06.417 Me and you are always last ones standing. 638 00:42:06.792 --> 00:42:09.042 You're not going leave me on my own, are you? 639 00:42:11.458 --> 00:42:12.875 We go to beach? 640 00:42:14.875 --> 00:42:17.083 Come on! I know you want to. 641 00:42:18.208 --> 00:42:19.875 Come on! 642 00:42:26.250 --> 00:42:28.250 - Sit there. - Here? 643 00:42:33.875 --> 00:42:35.917 You don't fancy the strip, then, no? 644 00:42:35.958 --> 00:42:37.917 - No. - Why? 645 00:42:38.875 --> 00:42:40.417 I don't know. 646 00:42:43.750 --> 00:42:45.667 Don't you think it's mad how, like, 647 00:42:46.417 --> 00:42:48.333 sand just gets everywhere? 648 00:42:48.875 --> 00:42:50.375 No, we're on a beach. 649 00:42:51.833 --> 00:42:53.292 What are you on about? 650 00:42:53.333 --> 00:42:56.500 Yeah but, it just gets everywhere. 651 00:43:05.875 --> 00:43:08.750 I've not noticed it before, but you're proper beautiful, you know? 652 00:43:15.958 --> 00:43:19.625 Some kind of compliment in there somewhere. 653 00:43:21.833 --> 00:43:23.833 You're into our lad, though, aren't you? 654 00:43:29.625 --> 00:43:31.625 So, what are you into, then? 655 00:43:35.042 --> 00:43:36.125 Hmm... 656 00:43:37.583 --> 00:43:40.583 Pasta and cheesy chips. 657 00:43:42.083 --> 00:43:44.167 You're fucking jokes, you! 658 00:43:53.625 --> 00:43:55.750 Oi, let's go skinny dipping. 659 00:43:55.917 --> 00:43:57.083 - No. - Why? 660 00:43:57.250 --> 00:43:59.042 - 'Cause it's so cold. - Come on! Come on! 661 00:43:59.083 --> 00:44:00.875 Paddy, no! No! 662 00:44:01.083 --> 00:44:03.833 Paddy, no! I don't want to! Put me down! 663 00:44:03.875 --> 00:44:05.833 Paddy! No! 664 00:44:06.042 --> 00:44:08.625 No! Put me down! 665 00:44:10.250 --> 00:44:13.000 - It's all right once you're in it! - It's not, alright at all Paddy. 666 00:44:13.042 --> 00:44:14.208 It's fucking freezing! 667 00:44:14.625 --> 00:44:16.250 Come here. 668 00:44:17.250 --> 00:44:18.333 Come here. 669 00:44:22.167 --> 00:44:24.125 You're going to lose all your teeth. 670 00:44:26.208 --> 00:44:27.625 Come here. 671 00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:33.083 What you laughing at? 672 00:44:35.458 --> 00:44:37.167 Paddy, stop! 673 00:44:37.292 --> 00:44:39.375 - What? - Stop. 674 00:44:39.500 --> 00:44:41.167 All right, I won't touch you. 675 00:44:51.875 --> 00:44:53.750 No! 676 00:44:54.083 --> 00:44:55.458 - Come here. - What? 677 00:44:55.667 --> 00:44:56.958 I'm cold! 678 00:44:59.458 --> 00:45:02.417 I think it's a bit unfair how it don't work both ways, though, really. 679 00:45:02.542 --> 00:45:04.250 I'm cold. 680 00:45:07.417 --> 00:45:08.875 Come on, then. 681 00:45:22.083 --> 00:45:23.875 Weren't me, boss! 682 00:45:24.500 --> 00:45:25.875 What? 683 00:45:26.167 --> 00:45:28.833 I can't help it when it's wiggling in front of me like that, can I? 684 00:45:30.333 --> 00:45:31.958 What are you so uptight for? 685 00:45:32.125 --> 00:45:33.417 I'm not. 686 00:45:34.250 --> 00:45:36.125 I thought you were the fun one. 687 00:45:36.875 --> 00:45:38.750 - Are you cold? - Yes. 688 00:45:39.708 --> 00:45:41.000 Come on. 689 00:45:42.167 --> 00:45:43.792 Wet clothes make you colder. 690 00:45:57.583 --> 00:46:00.292 Chill out, it's not like I'm asking you to marry me, is it? 691 00:46:01.750 --> 00:46:04.625 What do you mean, this isn't the wedding? 692 00:46:16.833 --> 00:46:18.125 Yeah? 693 00:46:26.833 --> 00:46:28.250 Yeah? 694 00:46:31.208 --> 00:46:32.708 Yeah. 695 00:48:34.042 --> 00:48:36.083 What's your name? 696 00:48:36.125 --> 00:48:37.542 Tara. 697 00:48:38.458 --> 00:48:39.667 What's yours? 698 00:48:40.042 --> 00:48:41.333 I'm Fi. 699 00:48:42.500 --> 00:48:45.667 - Oi, you lot, this is Tara. - Tara! 700 00:49:03.708 --> 00:49:05.583 Are you okay? 701 00:49:06.333 --> 00:49:07.917 Yeah, sorry. 702 00:49:08.500 --> 00:49:10.292 Where's your mates at? 703 00:49:11.708 --> 00:49:12.958 Um. 704 00:49:13.042 --> 00:49:14.667 We got split up. 705 00:50:11.375 --> 00:50:13.500 Do you want to come back? 706 00:50:13.667 --> 00:50:14.958 Yeah? Come on. 707 00:50:15.208 --> 00:50:18.083 Right, oi, wait! Hold! One, two... right! 708 00:50:18.208 --> 00:50:20.000 Move! 709 00:50:21.125 --> 00:50:23.500 Let's go. Party back at our place! 710 00:50:29.792 --> 00:50:31.917 Tara! Tara! Tara! 711 00:50:35.875 --> 00:50:37.458 Three, two, one! 712 00:50:41.458 --> 00:50:42.958 That was stunning! 713 00:50:49.000 --> 00:50:50.958 You can sleep on the sofa, I can go in with Josh. 714 00:50:51.083 --> 00:50:52.917 No, no, no. 715 00:50:53.042 --> 00:50:55.167 I'm just going to have a quick nap, 716 00:50:55.292 --> 00:50:57.083 and then, then I'll be fine. 717 00:50:57.583 --> 00:50:59.292 - That's not happening. - It's fine. 718 00:50:59.458 --> 00:51:00.792 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 719 00:51:00.917 --> 00:51:04.292 So, like, are you and Josh together, like? 720 00:51:04.792 --> 00:51:08.417 No, no, no, no, we're, like, we're, like, basically family. 721 00:51:08.750 --> 00:51:11.917 - No, right, come on, seriously, in! - No! 722 00:51:12.167 --> 00:51:13.292 - Yes! - This is comfy! 723 00:51:13.417 --> 00:51:16.042 Well, at least just stay inside. Everyone's, like, proper sound. 724 00:51:16.083 --> 00:51:20.542 No, I know, everyone is so nice, but I'm... this is good for me. 725 00:51:21.042 --> 00:51:24.208 All right, fine. Okay, but you know where we are if you need us. 726 00:51:24.750 --> 00:51:25.875 Thank you. 727 00:51:25.917 --> 00:51:28.167 - Night! - Good night. 728 00:53:13.875 --> 00:53:15.167 Guess who's back! 729 00:53:15.208 --> 00:53:16.375 Hey! 730 00:53:16.500 --> 00:53:19.958 - Tara! - I fucking told you lot. 731 00:53:20.875 --> 00:53:22.042 Snap! 732 00:53:22.083 --> 00:53:24.000 Right, right, right. That's one that you've won. 733 00:53:24.042 --> 00:53:25.167 Yeah, alright... 734 00:53:25.208 --> 00:53:26.667 You must have... 735 00:53:28.125 --> 00:53:29.125 Snap! 736 00:53:31.500 --> 00:53:33.167 Come on, details! 737 00:53:33.250 --> 00:53:34.667 You were going to say? 738 00:53:34.792 --> 00:53:37.458 It was a sick night. 739 00:53:58.917 --> 00:54:00.833 So, did you and Paige...? 740 00:54:01.292 --> 00:54:04.042 No, we were going to this afternoon, but... 741 00:54:04.292 --> 00:54:05.750 I don't know, I think... 742 00:54:05.875 --> 00:54:08.125 I think she's kind of nervous, you know? 743 00:54:09.250 --> 00:54:11.208 Don't change the subject. 744 00:54:11.625 --> 00:54:13.292 Where've you been? 745 00:54:13.875 --> 00:54:15.917 You know, I was really freaking out. 746 00:54:16.292 --> 00:54:18.542 And, what, you left your phone here, too. 747 00:54:21.625 --> 00:54:23.083 Taz. 748 00:54:25.500 --> 00:54:29.208 I, I slept with Paddy. 749 00:54:32.083 --> 00:54:34.042 No fucking way! 750 00:54:37.875 --> 00:54:40.125 When? How did that happen? 751 00:54:41.000 --> 00:54:42.583 On the beach. 752 00:54:43.167 --> 00:54:44.958 Oh, on the beach! 753 00:54:47.375 --> 00:54:49.167 Sounds really romantic. 754 00:54:50.042 --> 00:54:51.500 No. 755 00:54:51.792 --> 00:54:53.292 Was it good? 756 00:54:53.500 --> 00:54:54.792 Um... 757 00:54:58.417 --> 00:55:02.125 And then I met these absolute legends in a club, 758 00:55:02.250 --> 00:55:06.333 danced for hours, and then went back to their villa. 759 00:55:06.458 --> 00:55:09.125 And it was really mental, but they were really cool, so... 760 00:55:10.083 --> 00:55:11.292 I was there all night. 761 00:55:11.500 --> 00:55:13.500 So, what did I miss? 762 00:55:13.708 --> 00:55:15.000 Who was it? 763 00:55:17.583 --> 00:55:19.792 Oh, you're proper sneaky, you know? 764 00:55:21.042 --> 00:55:22.542 All of this, we got to stick together, 765 00:55:22.667 --> 00:55:24.417 have each other's back, blah-blah-blah. 766 00:55:24.542 --> 00:55:27.000 Runs off, has sex and gets new mates. 767 00:55:27.292 --> 00:55:28.667 Who was it? 768 00:55:30.500 --> 00:55:31.833 Paddy. 769 00:55:32.917 --> 00:55:34.375 Oh my God! 770 00:55:36.917 --> 00:55:39.083 Holiday romance brewing! 771 00:55:39.417 --> 00:55:40.417 No. 772 00:55:40.542 --> 00:55:43.417 Don't you think it's weird that he hasn't said anything to youse? 773 00:55:43.583 --> 00:55:45.625 No. 774 00:55:46.458 --> 00:55:48.500 I mean, it'll defo happen again, won't it? 775 00:55:49.625 --> 00:55:52.417 Hey, come on. Let's get back into it. 776 00:55:52.708 --> 00:55:54.708 There's much to be celebrating, ain't there? 777 00:55:57.500 --> 00:56:00.375 Get some more shots in! You run out of shots? 778 00:56:00.417 --> 00:56:02.708 - All right, shots! - Yeah, shots, shots! 779 00:56:02.750 --> 00:56:04.875 To Taz, the fucking legend! 780 00:56:05.250 --> 00:56:06.458 Yes! 781 00:56:06.583 --> 00:56:09.125 Round four, let's go! 782 00:56:12.208 --> 00:56:13.542 - Thank you. - Ugh! 783 00:56:13.667 --> 00:56:15.042 Mm! 784 00:56:18.250 --> 00:56:20.292 - You all right? - Yeah. 785 00:56:22.125 --> 00:56:25.125 Right! I'll see you lot later. White Party. 786 00:56:25.250 --> 00:56:27.125 - We'll have pres here. - Yeah. 787 00:56:38.583 --> 00:56:40.833 Last night was very jokes. 788 00:56:55.083 --> 00:56:56.667 Oi, Taz. 789 00:56:57.792 --> 00:57:00.708 Do you think you're going to sleep with Paddy again tonight? 790 00:57:01.583 --> 00:57:02.958 Mm, no. 791 00:57:15.375 --> 00:57:17.292 Guys, Mum's just text. 792 00:57:17.708 --> 00:57:19.792 The results, apparently they've got them. 793 00:57:21.458 --> 00:57:22.875 Oh my God. 794 00:57:26.333 --> 00:57:29.125 - I don't think I can look. - I'm going to shower. 795 00:57:29.292 --> 00:57:31.083 You not going to look? 796 00:57:31.292 --> 00:57:33.083 No, I know that I fucked it. 797 00:57:35.792 --> 00:57:37.042 Yeah, me too. 798 00:57:39.375 --> 00:57:40.917 She said I did it. 799 00:57:40.958 --> 00:57:43.417 Oh my God, yes mate, I knew you'd smash it! 800 00:57:48.667 --> 00:57:52.125 MUM INCOMING CALL 801 00:57:53.792 --> 00:57:57.375 Look, you can always retake, okay? 802 00:57:57.792 --> 00:58:00.750 Just don't worry about it for now. Just have a good time, 803 00:58:00.792 --> 00:58:03.792 and we'll talk about it when you're home, okay? 804 00:58:03.833 --> 00:58:05.208 We love you. 805 00:58:33.083 --> 00:58:36.000 Guys, I'm a fucking genius. 806 00:58:36.292 --> 00:58:37.792 Yes, you are, bitch! 807 00:59:02.958 --> 00:59:05.125 - Taz, get the door. - Taz, go get the door. 808 00:59:05.167 --> 00:59:07.792 - I've only got one eyelash on. - Police! Open up! 809 00:59:07.833 --> 00:59:09.625 Ah! We got you there! 810 00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:12.708 Yo, we met these down at t' pool. Hope you don't mind. 811 00:59:13.125 --> 00:59:16.167 No, the more the merrier. Do youse want a drink? 812 00:59:18.250 --> 00:59:20.000 - A shot? Well how many you got? - Yeah. 813 00:59:21.125 --> 00:59:23.583 - Wait, what's your name? - I'm Gemma. 814 00:59:23.625 --> 00:59:25.542 - Gemma. - Leah. 815 00:59:26.833 --> 00:59:28.667 Gemma, Leah, I'm Skye, this is Em. 816 00:59:30.125 --> 00:59:32.708 - Tara. - Em, send me a cup! 817 00:59:33.833 --> 00:59:36.583 - Catch. - Fucking hell. Sorry, love. 818 00:59:36.833 --> 00:59:38.375 I know what a Libra looks like 819 00:59:38.708 --> 00:59:39.833 Where's them balloons then? 820 00:59:40.125 --> 00:59:41.958 Yeah, come on, let's go out for a fag. 821 00:59:42.042 --> 00:59:43.250 It's too warm in here. 822 00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:47.958 - Oh. - Take one of them. 823 00:59:48.333 --> 00:59:49.917 And you. Oi. 824 00:59:50.042 --> 00:59:51.292 Taz. 825 00:59:52.083 --> 00:59:53.583 You good? 826 00:59:59.667 --> 01:00:03.917 Imagine, yeah, this genius got ten As! 827 01:00:04.042 --> 01:00:06.583 Let's get fucked up! 828 01:00:07.750 --> 01:00:11.333 Oi, shut up! You did so fucking well. 829 01:00:11.458 --> 01:00:14.042 - So well! - Wait, you looked? 830 01:00:14.167 --> 01:00:16.333 Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit? 831 01:00:16.958 --> 01:00:19.792 I thought you said you weren't going to check results. 832 01:00:19.917 --> 01:00:23.042 She might even be able to come with me next year. 833 01:00:26.542 --> 01:00:28.083 Don't be sad, Taz. 834 01:00:28.125 --> 01:00:29.917 Whatever you do, you're going to be great. 835 01:00:30.042 --> 01:00:32.625 When are we going? 836 01:00:32.750 --> 01:00:35.000 - Are we going soon? - Come on, Taz. 837 01:00:37.250 --> 01:00:39.167 Oh, it's going be so fun. 838 01:00:39.292 --> 01:00:41.292 White Party! 839 01:00:52.583 --> 01:00:55.333 We got to keep an eye on Em tonight. She's already looking fucked. 840 01:00:55.458 --> 01:00:58.083 We're not going to babysit her, though. 841 01:00:58.208 --> 01:01:01.083 Like, it's results night, she's worked for it. 842 01:01:01.500 --> 01:01:04.917 Pretty sure you don't need ten As to open a restaurant anyway. 843 01:01:05.708 --> 01:01:07.417 I'll get you on front desk. 844 01:01:07.667 --> 01:01:10.083 What restaurant have you been to what has a front desk? 845 01:01:10.208 --> 01:01:12.792 Two coats? Any bags? Yeah, that's four pounds! 846 01:01:12.917 --> 01:01:15.792 That's not front desk, that's a cloakroom! 847 01:01:15.958 --> 01:01:18.333 I'm not going to be working on a cloakroom. 848 01:01:18.583 --> 01:01:21.167 Yeah, I'm not sure you've got much choice at this point. 849 01:01:26.500 --> 01:01:27.917 Nah, come on. 850 01:01:28.875 --> 01:01:30.125 I'm joking. 851 01:01:32.583 --> 01:01:35.042 I would be kinda jokes in a cloakroom, though. 852 01:01:40.125 --> 01:01:42.167 So what, is Paddy good, then? 853 01:01:46.333 --> 01:01:47.750 Yeah, I guess. 854 01:01:48.750 --> 01:01:51.125 Like, he knew what he was doing, innit? 855 01:01:53.542 --> 01:01:55.250 Yeah, he looks like it. 856 01:01:57.792 --> 01:01:59.250 Did he, like... 857 01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:02.333 pick you up and throw you about and that? 858 01:02:03.958 --> 01:02:05.375 Kind of. 859 01:02:06.708 --> 01:02:08.583 Like, he's strong. 860 01:02:11.458 --> 01:02:14.167 Then you should deffo go for round two with him. 861 01:02:25.292 --> 01:02:26.958 - That's yours. - Thanks. 862 01:02:27.708 --> 01:02:31.083 All right, you two, save it for the bedroom. 863 01:02:32.542 --> 01:02:34.042 You all right? 864 01:02:34.167 --> 01:02:35.583 Yeah, you all right? 865 01:02:39.792 --> 01:02:42.667 Sorry about last night. I was trashed. 866 01:02:43.625 --> 01:02:45.250 What do you mean? 867 01:02:49.208 --> 01:02:50.708 It's fine. 868 01:03:16.417 --> 01:03:18.000 Fuck... 869 01:03:20.625 --> 01:03:21.875 Fucking, yeah... 870 01:03:32.167 --> 01:03:33.958 It's giving me a migraine. 871 01:03:34.833 --> 01:03:36.458 Come on then, let's have a shot. 872 01:03:36.500 --> 01:03:38.833 No, I don't want vodka, I just want a shot. Go on. 873 01:05:42.875 --> 01:05:44.083 Oi oi! 874 01:05:44.792 --> 01:05:47.333 Where the fuck have you been all night? 875 01:05:51.542 --> 01:05:53.333 We're going skinny dipping. 876 01:05:56.000 --> 01:05:57.625 At the hotel? 877 01:05:57.750 --> 01:05:59.458 No, at the beach. 878 01:06:00.542 --> 01:06:01.958 I'm good. 879 01:06:02.792 --> 01:06:05.958 Come on! It's your last night here. Stop being a little weirdo. 880 01:06:06.875 --> 01:06:09.083 I don't wanna get sand everywhere. 881 01:06:09.625 --> 01:06:11.625 It's just fucking sand! 882 01:06:13.500 --> 01:06:14.958 I'm all right. 883 01:06:16.125 --> 01:06:17.792 Stop being a freak, Taz. 884 01:06:20.125 --> 01:06:21.167 Okay. 885 01:06:22.625 --> 01:06:25.042 Tara come on, I'm only joking. 886 01:06:29.542 --> 01:06:31.125 Oi, come Badger. 887 01:06:31.250 --> 01:06:33.542 No. I'd better walk her back. 888 01:06:35.583 --> 01:06:37.000 Fuck! 889 01:06:45.125 --> 01:06:46.250 Oh ho! 890 01:06:48.333 --> 01:06:50.083 What you doing, bro? 891 01:06:50.125 --> 01:06:51.958 Going down t' beach? Everyone's there. 892 01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:53.500 Yeah, of course. 893 01:06:55.208 --> 01:06:57.167 Come on. Paddy's coming. 894 01:06:59.875 --> 01:07:01.417 She loves it on t' beach, her. 895 01:07:04.333 --> 01:07:05.583 Come. 896 01:07:10.167 --> 01:07:11.750 I'll come and find you later on. 897 01:07:45.375 --> 01:07:47.042 Do you want a drink? 898 01:07:56.333 --> 01:07:57.333 Cuppa? 899 01:08:01.250 --> 01:08:02.792 Yeah, sure. 900 01:08:05.000 --> 01:08:09.083 What would you rather be, a baby goat or a mata baby? 901 01:08:10.958 --> 01:08:12.833 What's a mata baby? 902 01:08:13.250 --> 01:08:15.542 I don't know baby, what's the matter with you? 903 01:08:24.917 --> 01:08:26.750 Do you want any sugar? 904 01:08:27.333 --> 01:08:28.875 Uh-huh. 905 01:11:12.167 --> 01:11:14.917 - Party! Party! Party! - Taz! Taz! 906 01:11:15.042 --> 01:11:17.667 Where were you? We missed you, mate. 907 01:11:18.875 --> 01:11:22.792 - Come on, gorgeous! - Party! Party! Party! Party! 908 01:11:23.042 --> 01:11:25.917 - What time is it? - We didn't come here to sleep. 909 01:11:26.042 --> 01:11:27.542 We bought you a present. 910 01:11:28.458 --> 01:11:30.333 - Got a dead weight! - Sort her out. 911 01:11:30.708 --> 01:11:32.833 Wake up, you lazybones. 912 01:11:33.417 --> 01:11:35.792 - You're not even asleep. - Come on! 913 01:11:36.000 --> 01:11:38.833 - What's the matter with you? - Party! Party! Party! 914 01:11:38.958 --> 01:11:42.292 - Oi, Badger, where's the fags? - Get up! Stop being lazy. 915 01:11:48.833 --> 01:11:50.125 Hi. 916 01:11:55.208 --> 01:11:56.625 Hi. 917 01:11:58.375 --> 01:12:00.000 I just want to say... 918 01:12:01.875 --> 01:12:03.958 last night were amazing. 919 01:12:12.458 --> 01:12:14.125 I'm asleep. 920 01:12:15.333 --> 01:12:17.083 I just came to say hi. 921 01:12:19.208 --> 01:12:20.500 Hi. 922 01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:29.292 What are you doing? 923 01:12:29.583 --> 01:12:31.167 Sleeping here. 924 01:12:44.125 --> 01:12:45.750 Did you not like it? 925 01:12:52.708 --> 01:12:54.917 Yo, I've got a drink for you here, bro. 926 01:12:55.083 --> 01:12:56.792 I'm all right, me, bro. 927 01:12:57.417 --> 01:13:00.542 I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me, I'm pretty tired. 928 01:13:03.500 --> 01:13:05.292 I'm a taken man now, aren't I? 929 01:13:22.875 --> 01:13:24.708 What are you wearing? 930 01:13:28.000 --> 01:13:29.875 Get these off you, you'll be red hot. 931 01:13:46.792 --> 01:13:48.500 Everyone's here, Paddy, and I'm asleep. 932 01:13:48.542 --> 01:13:50.208 All right, all right. 933 01:13:52.292 --> 01:13:53.917 Taz? 934 01:13:56.917 --> 01:13:58.167 Tara? 935 01:13:58.375 --> 01:13:59.833 Yeah, Em? 936 01:14:01.083 --> 01:14:02.500 Love you. 937 01:14:04.708 --> 01:14:06.250 I love you, too, mate. 938 01:14:08.000 --> 01:14:09.458 You all right? 939 01:14:10.833 --> 01:14:12.000 Yeah. 940 01:14:12.167 --> 01:14:13.667 I am, 941 01:14:14.292 --> 01:14:16.333 but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate. 942 01:14:17.542 --> 01:14:20.292 I think I'm really going to miss you next year. 943 01:14:20.958 --> 01:14:22.958 Are we still going to hang out? 944 01:14:23.458 --> 01:14:25.125 Yeah, mate, we will. 945 01:14:25.792 --> 01:14:27.875 We'll be best friends for life. 946 01:14:29.250 --> 01:14:30.333 Hm. 947 01:14:53.542 --> 01:14:55.667 Don't move. Let me do it. 948 01:15:00.375 --> 01:15:02.167 Am I too fast? 949 01:15:02.542 --> 01:15:04.333 You like it fast, don't you? 950 01:15:04.833 --> 01:15:06.500 My neck is killing me... 951 01:15:06.583 --> 01:15:08.542 Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake. 952 01:15:11.750 --> 01:15:16.000 That floor is fucking rough, mate, my neck's fucked. 953 01:15:24.792 --> 01:15:26.625 Told you you would. 954 01:15:28.958 --> 01:15:30.708 I love you, mate. 955 01:15:33.208 --> 01:15:35.417 Best holiday ever. 956 01:16:34.583 --> 01:16:36.542 Probably won't go out tonight. 957 01:16:40.625 --> 01:16:42.625 Went a bit hard, innit? 958 01:16:56.500 --> 01:16:58.667 You can't pretend you can't hear me. 959 01:16:59.167 --> 01:17:01.000 I made it onto your balcony now. 960 01:17:02.292 --> 01:17:04.208 Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired. 961 01:17:08.292 --> 01:17:10.208 Wake up legends! 962 01:17:10.250 --> 01:17:12.917 Mission complete! On t' next one! 963 01:17:13.167 --> 01:17:14.583 Round... 964 01:17:15.125 --> 01:17:17.042 Fucking what round is it? 965 01:17:17.250 --> 01:17:18.583 Morning, gorgeous. All right? 966 01:17:25.542 --> 01:17:27.125 What you saying? 967 01:17:27.500 --> 01:17:29.250 Nothing, I'm chilling, bro. 968 01:17:34.125 --> 01:17:36.000 Fucking hell! Good chat lads! 969 01:17:51.333 --> 01:17:53.375 He's a nightmare of a guy. 970 01:17:55.292 --> 01:17:56.667 Mm... 971 01:18:06.125 --> 01:18:07.833 I've known him since I were little. 972 01:18:09.792 --> 01:18:13.042 His mum and my mum, they're best mates. 973 01:18:20.292 --> 01:18:22.125 And we live on the same street. 974 01:18:24.167 --> 01:18:25.792 That's nice. 975 01:18:50.292 --> 01:18:51.667 See you back home. 976 01:18:51.792 --> 01:18:53.958 Yeah, we'll come down. It'll be well jokes. 977 01:18:54.083 --> 01:18:55.583 Yeah, or we'll come up. 978 01:18:55.708 --> 01:18:57.208 See how you northern lot do it. 979 01:18:57.250 --> 01:18:59.250 Anyway, we're all coming back next year. 980 01:18:59.292 --> 01:19:01.333 Same time, same place, no excuses. 981 01:19:01.375 --> 01:19:03.042 Yeah, no excuses. 982 01:19:03.250 --> 01:19:04.792 No early bedtimes either, Taz. 983 01:19:04.917 --> 01:19:06.167 Call her, then, innit. 984 01:19:06.208 --> 01:19:07.917 Make sure you text me when you get home. 985 01:19:07.958 --> 01:19:09.542 You gave Paddy your number, yeah? 986 01:19:09.583 --> 01:19:10.917 See you later. 987 01:19:14.958 --> 01:19:16.167 - Bye. - See ya. 988 01:19:16.250 --> 01:19:17.833 See you gorgeous! 989 01:21:22.375 --> 01:21:24.458 Uh, I'm going to get some munch from here. 990 01:21:25.708 --> 01:21:27.042 What do youse want? 991 01:21:27.167 --> 01:21:29.417 - Chips if they have them. - Yeah, chips also. 992 01:21:30.542 --> 01:21:31.833 Banging. 993 01:21:35.042 --> 01:21:37.125 Give us all the details then. 994 01:21:37.542 --> 01:21:39.667 There's not really anything to add to it. 995 01:21:44.042 --> 01:21:46.208 I reckon we'll come back next year. 996 01:21:52.292 --> 01:21:54.292 Oi, you did it again last night, innit? 997 01:22:00.042 --> 01:22:01.542 I swear! 998 01:22:03.125 --> 01:22:05.917 Oh, was it better the second time, yeah? 999 01:22:12.458 --> 01:22:14.583 Why are you being sheepish? 1000 01:22:14.708 --> 01:22:16.458 Come on, give us the details. 1001 01:22:16.667 --> 01:22:18.042 No. 1002 01:22:18.208 --> 01:22:20.417 It didn't count. It weren't really proper. 1003 01:22:20.500 --> 01:22:23.083 - How can it not be proper? - Here. 1004 01:22:25.625 --> 01:22:26.833 What are you pair saying? 1005 01:22:26.958 --> 01:22:28.833 Just saying about last night. 1006 01:22:28.917 --> 01:22:30.833 Taz is saying it didn't count. 1007 01:22:32.375 --> 01:22:33.667 He's fit. 1008 01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:35.167 In my opinion, anyway. 1009 01:22:36.042 --> 01:22:37.333 I would have. 1010 01:22:39.708 --> 01:22:41.125 Yeah, he is fit. 1011 01:22:41.625 --> 01:22:43.958 Who'd have thought you two would get laid the most? 1012 01:22:47.958 --> 01:22:49.708 Yeah, I don't know, he's just... 1013 01:22:50.208 --> 01:22:51.667 a weird guy, innit? 1014 01:22:52.042 --> 01:22:53.708 What do you mean, he's a weird guy? 1015 01:22:53.792 --> 01:22:55.042 Forget him! 1016 01:22:56.375 --> 01:22:58.667 We're going out as soon as we get home, yeah? 1017 01:22:59.042 --> 01:23:01.292 We got local man to get on, now! 1018 01:23:01.667 --> 01:23:03.792 Huh! Fuck Paddy, man! 1019 01:23:03.917 --> 01:23:05.875 You can do so much better. 1020 01:23:14.917 --> 01:23:16.333 Taz? 1021 01:23:21.125 --> 01:23:22.500 I like, I was... 1022 01:23:25.125 --> 01:23:26.667 asleep, so... 1023 01:23:33.083 --> 01:23:34.500 Are you saying...? 1024 01:23:38.292 --> 01:23:40.667 What, Taz, was he like that with you both nights? 1025 01:23:52.208 --> 01:23:53.542 It's fine. 1026 01:23:58.542 --> 01:24:00.250 You should've said something, like. 1027 01:24:00.750 --> 01:24:02.292 I didn't clock, I... 1028 01:24:05.042 --> 01:24:06.375 Taz... 1029 01:24:07.375 --> 01:24:09.917 No, you're right, I should've, I should've said something. 1030 01:24:12.083 --> 01:24:13.333 It's fine. 1031 01:24:18.792 --> 01:24:20.000 No, it's not. 1032 01:24:20.625 --> 01:24:23.042 We should buy stuff here. It's much cheaper. 1033 01:24:23.417 --> 01:24:26.000 I didn't even get a tattoo or anything on this holiday. 1034 01:24:27.083 --> 01:24:28.625 You were busy. 1035 01:24:32.542 --> 01:24:34.125 Oi, smell that. 1036 01:24:35.250 --> 01:24:37.542 - It's banging, that. - Mm. 1037 01:24:37.583 --> 01:24:39.625 - ...to London, Luton. - Yeah. 1038 01:24:39.750 --> 01:24:41.958 Fuck! You guys know this is our plane boarding, innit? 1039 01:24:42.667 --> 01:24:43.708 Come on! 1040 01:24:43.792 --> 01:24:46.375 ...the gate will be closing in five minutes. Final call... 1041 01:24:46.625 --> 01:24:48.667 Go! Go! Go! Go... 1042 01:25:03.917 --> 01:25:05.250 We got this. 1043 01:25:11.917 --> 01:25:13.917 We're coming home!